#481 John Clay Wolfe Show 11.30.24

Summary

Detailed Summary of The John Clay Wolfe Show Episode #481 (11.30.24)

Podcast Information:

• Title: The John Clay Wolfe Show
• Host/Author: John Clay Wolfe
• Description: Powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com, the show covers a wide range of topics including cars, sports, sex, drugs, and rock & roll. Listeners can access the full library of older shows on PodBean by searching "The John Clay Wolfe Show+".
• Episode: #481 John Clay Wolfe Show 11.30.24
• Release Date: November 30, 2024

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1. Sports and Football Picks

Timestamp: [01:24] - [02:01]

The show kicks off with a discussion about a thrilling college football game that went into eight overtimes between Georgia Tech and Georgia. Host John Clay Wolfe and co-hosts JD Ryan and Michael Turley delve into the game's unpredictable outcome.

• Michael Turley: "Man, eight overtimes versus Georgia Tech versus Georgia. It was amazing." [01:24]
• JD Ryan: "Eight overtime, eight over. What's the record?" [01:53]
• Michael Turley: "Nine. So it was just short of the record."

John emphasizes the intensity of the game, noting, "Crazy game. The damnedest thing you ever saw." [02:01]

2. Car Segment: 'Give Me The VIN' Call-ins

Timestamp: [11:43] - [16:00]

A significant portion of the episode revolves around the "Give Me The VIN" segment, where listeners call in to sell their cars to America's Best Car Buyer, GiveMeTheVIN.com. JD Ryan interacts with callers, assessing their vehicles based on year, make, model, miles, and condition.

• JD Ryan: "We have a great call from Terrence selling his Maxima." [13:02]
• Terrence: "I want to make some money, too. I've got a lot of equity in the car." [13:18]

The interaction is dynamic, involving negotiations and light-hearted banter about betting on the conditions and legitimacy of the car details provided by callers.

3. Discussion on PW (People Whipped) and DW (Doves Whipped)

Timestamp: [18:04] - [27:10]

The conversation shifts to the concept of PW (People Whipped) and DW (Doves Whipped), terms used humorously to describe individuals deeply committed to their partners.

• JD Ryan: "What are five things that designate that you've become PW?" [18:19]
• John Clay Wolfe: "When it becomes okay for them to throw away possessions that you dear." [18:39]
• Gigi Drummond: "She's working her way up to DW." [28:20]

The hosts and Gigi Drummond share anecdotes illustrating behaviors that signify a person is becoming PW, such as compromising personal possessions for their partner, prioritizing the partner over friends, and making financial decisions without expecting anything in return.

4. Joe Exotic and Thanksgiving Stories

Timestamp: [29:53] - [70:23]

A recurring character, presumably Joe Exotic, calls in from prison to share updates and anecdotes related to Thanksgiving. The segment blends humor with fictional elements, creating an engaging narrative.

• Joe Exotic: "I'm mostly excited to eat today, man. It gonna be that cool, man." [30:04]
• JD Ryan: "They killed the coon two days ago." [93:03]

The hosts discuss unconventional Thanksgiving traditions, including humorous and exaggerated stories about hunting and cooking unusual animals like raccoons, showcasing their unique style of entertainment.

5. Jeopardy Trivia Segment

Timestamp: [138:17] - [143:55]

The show features a Jeopardy-style trivia segment testing the hosts' knowledge on James Bond actors and Ice Cube's filmography.

• Question 1: "The first Bond actor, Sean Connery, won his only Academy Award as Best Supporting Actor in this crime drama."
  Correct Answer: "What is The Untouchables?" [139:04]

• Question 2: "This Bond actor co-starred as himself driving an Aston Martin DB5 in The Cannonball Run."
  Correct Answer: "Who is Roger Moore?" [139:38]

• Question 3: "In this 90s comedy Friday, Ice Cube's character finally wins a fight against Billy Debo, played by this actor."
  Correct Answer: "Who is Tiny Lister?" [142:13]

The segment is lively, with co-hosts competing to answer correctly, adding an element of competition and showcasing their pop culture knowledge.

6. Thanksgiving Weekend Anecdotes

Timestamp: [30:04] - [107:57]

The hosts share personal stories and experiences from Thanksgiving weekend, including family dynamics, holiday meals, and interactions with children.

• JD Ryan: "The worst dinner investment I've ever made in my career was that day." [58:17]
• Michael Turley: "She saw you coming."' [57:58]

These anecdotes provide a relatable and humorous glimpse into the challenges and mishaps that can occur during family gatherings, reinforcing the show's casual and conversational tone.

7. Car Calls Lightning Round

Timestamp: [125:47] - [147:21]

In the "Lightning Round," listeners call in with details about their cars, and JD Ryan bids on them in real-time.

• JD Ryan: "I'm gonna give you six, five for the Barracuda." [125:46]
• Terrence: "It's pretty clean. Just the driver's seat has a little rip." [125:15]

This segment is fast-paced, featuring various callers presenting different vehicles. JD Ryan's candid evaluations and offers reflect his straightforward approach to car buying, while also injecting humor and personality into the interactions.

8. Closing and Promotional Segments

Timestamp: [147:30] - [150:00]

The episode concludes with standard promotional content, encouraging listeners to engage with the show's online platforms and participate in future segments.

• Bobby Brown: "Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show, presented by givemethevin.com." [147:30]
• JD Ryan: "If you call 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio, we will be right back." [150:00]

These segments reinforce the show's branding and promotional partnerships, reminding listeners of available resources and ways to stay connected.

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Notable Quotes:

• Michael Turley: "Man, eight overtimes versus Georgia Tech versus Georgia. It was amazing." [01:24]
• John Clay Wolfe: "When it becomes okay for them to throw away possessions that you dear." [18:39]
• Joe Exotic: "I'm mostly excited to eat today, man. It gonna be that cool, man." [30:04]
• JD Ryan: "The worst dinner investment I've ever made in my career was that day." [58:17]
• JD Ryan: "I want to protect the South a little bit." [134:43]
• Terrence: "He said, that's one of his outside children. Go and add her name to the tree." [10:42]

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Conclusion:

Episode #481 of The John Clay Wolfe Show offers a blend of sports analysis, engaging car buyer interactions, humorous personal anecdotes, and entertaining trivia segments. The hosts maintain a lively and conversational atmosphere, making the content accessible and enjoyable for listeners who may not have tuned in live. Promotional segments are seamlessly integrated, ensuring that the core discussions remain the focus. Notable quotes throughout the episode highlight the hosts' personalities and the show's unique blend of topics.

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Bobby Brown]

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[JD Ryan]

Terrence. Speech impediment. Terrence, are you there? Speech impediment. Terrence, you need a new phone. Can you hear me? Pre K? Let me know when he's up. Are you there? God almighty. I wanted to ask him for his football picks. Pre K. Knock on the glass when you've got him straight. So I did miss the games last night. I was going to get Speech impediment Terrence to give us an update on them. What happened?

[Michael Turley]

Man, eight overtimes versus Georgia Tech versus Georgia.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

It was amazing. Georgia Tech was a 19 and a half point underdog and they somehow they were up 17 to nothing at halftime and they ended up blowing it. It was amazing game. And they were. They had. They were up by seven with two minutes left. Yeah, and they had the ball. Quarterback fumbles, it gives it back to Georgia. They end up tying the game up. I mean, it was back and forth.

[JD Ryan]

Eight overtime, eight over. What's the record?

[Michael Turley]

Nine. So it was just short of the record.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crazy game. The damnedest thing you ever saw.

[JD Ryan]

What time central did this end?

[Michael Turley]

We were like 11 o'clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

I was. The best night ever.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it was just sitting. Watching it. It was.

[JD Ryan]

J.D. where were you sitting? Between your mother, your wife's legs.

[Gigi Drummond]

Easy, horse, easy.

[JD Ryan]

On her lap. On her lap, on her lap. Why haven't since the man has been married?

[Gigi Drummond]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Somebody answered this question.

[Gigi Drummond]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Has he been out here for a night like last night?

[Michael Turley]

No, he has not joined the boys?

[JD Ryan]

Not once.

[Gigi Drummond]

I sleep better at home.

[JD Ryan]

Not. What? But you didn't before you got married. No, Gigi, because he's pw.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, that's right. Gigi. I thought you were on my side.

[Pre K]

Well, it's good to be PW when you're married. To the person, keep her up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd like to be pw.

[JD Ryan]

I want. Will you get him a shirt, somebody?

[Gigi Drummond]

No, you're. No, I'm not wearing any shirts.

[JD Ryan]

It says jcw, jdpw.

[Gigi Drummond]

God.

[JD Ryan]

It's like a bunch of rap groups that got together.

[John Clay Wolf]

But let me. Let me set this up for you, though, because I'm. I'm like. I'm watching Sopranos, you know, I'm heating up a frozen pizza. Charlie comes in.

[Gigi Drummond]

Where are we going?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's like. He's on the remote. Charlie's with the remote. I said, what's going on? No Sopranos allowed. He goes, Georgia Tech, 17 points up on Georgia. I said. So he goes, no, we gotta see, man. We gotta see it.

[JD Ryan]

He's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is right. So this is an American. He turns over, and Georgia Tech, I mean, they're seven and two. They're not a horrible team, but these guys are fighting like Bulldogs. They're like. They're like Rudy.

[JD Ryan]

Like bulldogs in the movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're like Notre Dame in the movie. They're like Rudy. They're like, fighting.

[JD Ryan]

They're like moonshiners from Mississippi.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they showed a cut. They cut away from, like, a clean cut. Not on the field, all dirty, but clean cut of their quarterback. Who is Haynes. King Haynes. Bernard King. They should always include the middle name, because that's what you do with serial killers and assassins, right?

[JD Ryan]

That's all he kept.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, Henry Lee Lucas, John Wayne Gacy. Look at those eyes on him, man. He's a stone cold killer. I'm sure he abducted and killed four people last month alone.

[JD Ryan]

Speech impediment.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bernard King.

[JD Ryan]

Speech impediment. Terrence. I thought you said he was good to go. Got him. Are you talking to me?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Terrence]

Yes, I'm talking to you. Happy after Thanksgiving.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you, happy.

[Terrence]

People. Give me.

[JD Ryan]

Hey. You're supposed to be speech impediment, Terence, not add. Terrence, I know.

[Terrence]

I'll be giving the meal to the people. You know, you sit and pass the phone.

[JD Ryan]

He's not gonna let me talk to him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speakerphone doesn't help.

[Terrence]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, Terrence, when you have a speech impediment and you go speakerphone and Bluetooth, it makes it all harder. So, real quick, did you watch the game last night? Can you give us a quick update? No, we got an answer. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You had to find out.

[JD Ryan]

I just wanted. Inquiring minds wanted to know.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the damnedest thing you ever saw, this game.

[Michael Turley]

If this game is anything like a Prequel to all the other rival games this weekend. Oh, man, we're in for it. Oh, yeah. Because there was no way Georgia Tech should be in that game. They were 19 and a half point dogs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

I thought SMU was going to be playing them next week in the ACC Championship, and I'm glad we're not, actually.

[Michael Turley]

Well, you wouldn't play Georgia Tech. It's going to be Clemson or Florida State if Clemson wins.

[JD Ryan]

No, like Miami. I'm sorry, like three weeks ago. It looks like it. No, we're playing Miami or. Well, not done yet.

[Michael Turley]

If Miami loses and Clemson wins, then it's Clemson.

[JD Ryan]

But like three weeks ago, it looked like it could be Georgia Tech. Yeah. Who. What. What's the money? We'll just cut to the chase. Who. Who won the money last week? We don't even do.

[Michael Turley]

You were one. You won three and one.

[JD Ryan]

So you won JD3.

[Michael Turley]

And really, it should have been a push. I gave you that last one. The Ravens.

[JD Ryan]

How did you give me something?

[Michael Turley]

Because I knew they were gonna. I was like, forget it. I don't want to argue with you about it.

[JD Ryan]

Really frustrated, aren't you?

[Gigi Drummond]

It was a gift.

[Michael Turley]

It was a gift. So you're still down 125, but there's some six games, really good games this weekend.

[JD Ryan]

And are we betting six?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, so.

[JD Ryan]

So some degenerate Turley is going to triple down this week to try to catch back up. That's fine. So we got.

[Michael Turley]

We got some.

[JD Ryan]

So this is how I win at the end, Bobo. It's like a horse race. You just got to get that momentum, and then you get on the outside rail and just pass.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know who Turley is? He's Henry Gondorf, man. The Paul Newman character from the Sting. He's got you from day one. He's got you since. Hello.

[JD Ryan]

People tell.

[John Clay Wolf]

He doesn't even need Robert Redford. He's just leading you in. People.

[JD Ryan]

People listen to the show are like, do you not feel him setting you up and baiting you in these bets? I'm like, yeah, but I don't have the energy to fight it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you want Seahawks for six? I'll let you take that, John. I'll let you take that, Henry Gondor.

[Michael Turley]

But yes, Big games this weekend.

[JD Ryan]

Gigi, tell us about your ailments. It's an ailment update.

[Pre K]

Oh, well, I have the second surgery on December 30th. How about that?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, that's not too far out.

[Pre K]

Yeah, no, that's not too far out.

[JD Ryan]

So could they have done it on a different day than New Year's Eve.

[Pre K]

Oh, well, they want to do on Christmas Eve. I'm like, are you kidding me? We not doing that. So that's good.

[JD Ryan]

I mean, you were going to be off work. All right. I mean, we got to work this with paid time off, right? So she's laughing. She knows what I'm talking about. So, I mean, what. They're cutting into free money that you were going to get anyway, right?

[Pre K]

I know, right?

[JD Ryan]

So couldn't you push it a week to get out of the free money zone? The holiday money zone. Okay. And then go down for medical leave?

[Pre K]

No, not taking it into 2025 with me. So heck, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Loose lips. Hooligan. GG drumming.

[Michael Turley]

It's the mash update with GG.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, the bash update. I took a. Took a bullet in the left shoulder and I blew my knee out.

[Pre K]

That's right. Mm.

[JD Ryan]

So, yeah. What is the repair time after December 20th?

[Pre K]

Well, the repair time supposed to be two weeks, but the repair time after the last one was supposed to be a week, but. Or I didn't. I think I lasted, like three days. And after that I was fine. So, yeah, gotta get it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're not having it on December 24th. You're having it on the 30th. Because December 24th is my birthday and I plan to be off.

[Gigi Drummond]

Nice word.

[Pre K]

Are you a Jeffrey Corn?

[JD Ryan]

For real?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I could come see you have a little hillbilly in you.

[Pre K]

I have a lot of hillbilly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you like one?

[Pre K]

My daddy was a hillbilly from West Virginia, so it's funny you should mention that. Has anyone ever been. You guys been to Virginia before?

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Gigi Drummond]

Sure.

[Pre K]

What's it like there, hilly?

[Gigi Drummond]

It's beautiful.

[Pre K]

Thanks.

[Gigi Drummond]

It's very cold and right now, snowy.

[JD Ryan]

Do you have a cut of Xavier? What's his name?

[Michael Turley]

We do.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got a whole feature segment.

[JD Ryan]

If y'all have never heard Gigi's father. I mean, he's long gone, but. But we have recordings of him from. From your childhood.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

This is Gigi's father, Xavier. You woke up a Carolina panther this morning. Did you have to pinch yourself a little bit? Oh, no.

[Joe Exotic]

Oh, no, man. I woke up ready, man. I got a call right after I got jealous. He was coming to pick me up at 9:30 in the morning. I told him I'm gonna be ready.

[JD Ryan]

Gigi, that is what a black hillbilly sounds like. Is that what your father sounded like?

[Pre K]

Oh, my gosh.

[JD Ryan]

Was he white?

[Pre K]

No, he was black. I mean, well, yeah, he probably still is if he's dead. I mean, he's dead, but. Yeah, because people always say, well, she was black or she was white. I'm like, really? Well, what is she now, dead? She still is, right?

[JD Ryan]

So she's still Carolina Panther. Was your mom white?

[Pre K]

That's a long story. We just don't have all the time to get into it.

[JD Ryan]

Actually, we have a minute and 38 left, actually.

[Pre K]

Actually, God doesn't make color. He just sees us as humans, that's all.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like that.

[Pre K]

Who said that? Huh?

[JD Ryan]

You've got. You've got some white in you, there's no question.

[Pre K]

Oh, yeah, you can look at me and see that.

[JD Ryan]

Where is it? On the tree?

[Pre K]

Oh, I thought you could say, where is it? I was like, well, I don't know which half it is, but it's all over the tree, so.

[JD Ryan]

It is.

[Pre K]

It's all over the tree.

[JD Ryan]

Give me a quick run though. Wait, but wait. Okay.

[Pre K]

Huh?

[JD Ryan]

No, I want to listen.

[Pre K]

So I went to this family reunion a long time ago, right? And that's before they had the Internet and all this other kind of stuff. So my aunt Rose had done all this work to make up a big ass family tree, right? And so someone came up and asked like, I don't see my name on the tree. And then she told the woman, oh, go look over there. Go look way down there and your name is there. And then when the lady left, she said, that's one of his outside children. Go and add her name to the tree.

[Gigi Drummond]

Outside children?

[Pre K]

Yes, we all have them. You know what I mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely.

[Pre K]

You guys got aunt cousins?

[JD Ryan]

Kinda.

[Pre K]

Do you have aunt cousins? I have an aunt.

[JD Ryan]

Well, I mean, it's just. Have they confessed to it?

[Pre K]

Well, you know, you wait till the grownups get into an argument when you're a little kid and then you just stand back and you look at them like, oh, yeah? Well, why don't I tell them that Ruby is Gloria's mother? And you're like, what? Okay, let me be quiet and learn the secrets of this family.

[JD Ryan]

So we've got to take a quick musical interlude. Then we're gonna do the car segment, Then we're going to rejoin the discussion of Gigi's family tree. But for right this moment, you need to call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. 800, 800, 7234. Give me year, make, model, miles, average, rougher, clean. Call in with your cars and I'll hang a number on it and put it on my family tree because we buy cars for America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com if you are a Virginia or a Carolina Hillbilly, extra $500 on your bid.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[JD Ryan]

During just this lightning round coming up. And if you have any crossbreeding in your family, extra 750.

[Michael Turley]

Damn.

[JD Ryan]

We're really trying to give this thanks holiday spirit to bring everybody in. Nobody's left out. We'll be right back.

[Bobby Brown]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevid.com hit him up right now. 1-800-800-radio. 1-800-800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[JD Ryan]

Steve Florida 19 Maxima. You want.

[Terrence]

Hey, John. Good morning.

[JD Ryan]

Good morning.

[Terrence]

What city in Florida Hoax sound quiet Little beach village.

[JD Ryan]

What do you owe on your maximum?

[Terrence]

About 10, 11,000.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, J.D. and guys, I'm on the radio. Could y'all shut up? You owe how much?

[Terrence]

About 10, 11,000.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. Will you take that for it? Why not? I want to make some money. I'm feeling greedy.

[Terrence]

I want to make some money, too. I've got a lot of equity in the car. A good trade in value is in the 19 to 20 range.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Terrence]

Oh, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

What color is it?

[Terrence]

It's that, like, bullet gray. That deep gray. It's nice. That metallic gray. Yeah, it's gorgeous.

[JD Ryan]

Is it leather?

[Terrence]

Let's leather. Yeah. Roof, sun, automatic cruise control, sunroof. The full, like, it's a maximum sr. So it's the pretty loaded package already. And it's got nice sport modes. It's got good, good pickup and speeds.

[JD Ryan]

It's in.

[Terrence]

Good.

[JD Ryan]

Have you ever driven it under the influence of any alcohol?

[Terrence]

This car? No. The last one, yes.

[JD Ryan]

Like, did you quit drinking?

[Terrence]

No, I just stopped driving that way.

[JD Ryan]

So how long have you had it?

[Terrence]

Three years.

[JD Ryan]

You've never driven it Tipsy.

[Terrence]

Okay. I'm not gonna say I haven't had maybe a beer or two.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. Because I wanted to know how much I can trust you. This is a trust question.

[Terrence]

I hear you. I hear you.

[JD Ryan]

It's like saying, you know, there's two kinds of, you know, masturbation. There's two kinds of peoples, two kinds of liars. Those who say they don't and those who say they quit.

[Terrence]

Right to that. So I have not quit drinking, but I am much more cautious on that issue after having issues with the last 2019 Maxima that I had.

[JD Ryan]

Did you wreck it or get a Dewey in it or what?

[Terrence]

There was a. The second option.

[JD Ryan]

You got to do in it. So you've been a little. Have you ever had this car in anybody shop at all for any reason?

[Terrence]

No, nothing. It's in. Great. It's honestly closer to excellent than very good. But I'll say very good because I know that the more reasonable.

[JD Ryan]

All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. So if I give you 18 grand, I own it. Well, I mean, 19.

[Terrence]

20 is really a closer price.

[JD Ryan]

Do you have a quarter?

[Terrence]

18 and a quarter.

[JD Ryan]

Now, do you have a quarter on your swing flip?

[Terrence]

Yeah, sure. I can find a coin. May not be a quarter. I don't have that kind of money lying around.

[JD Ryan]

Big money. It's big money. So we're gonna flip. We're gonna flip. We're gonna flip for 19 or 18.

[Terrence]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

All right. So I'm calling it.

[Michael Turley]

You're trusting.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Ready?

[Terrence]

And I'll let it hit the table. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna catch it.

[JD Ryan]

I want to hear it. All right. Go. Heads.

[Terrence]

Heads it is. 19 you win.

[JD Ryan]

I thought we flipped for 18 or 19.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

So what are we going to do now? So we've got a bet problem. Do we need to bring. I mean, I thought we. I thought we flipped for 18. 19.

[Terrence]

How about how we meet in the middle? 18.

[JD Ryan]

5. All right. Are we gonna. That. That. That's. It's fair. Fair. And I mean for. For a newly.

[Terrence]

Honesty. I called you right. I called you right on the flip.

[JD Ryan]

It's true. That's true. Eighteen. Five. Sold. Hit the. Sell that bitch. Sounder. Boss man. Okay, I'm gonna. I just. I took a copy. I. I just. I don't. I see your. You know, we have caller ID on this thing, so I'm just gonna send it to one of my managers, him call you, and y'all can wrap this up, and I'll get you paid.

[Terrence]

All right, that sounds great.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you for gambling here this morning on the give me the VIN gambling hotline. And coming up next are the lines on the football games, the action. No, I'm kidding. The lines are on the cars, and I set them and I set them off of years of experience and bad BS [e-mail] America's Best Car buyer. Beer. Becky, I'm tense and nervous that I can't relax. Mr. President, since you've become president, you've been seen and photographed on the arms of white women. Quite frankly, sir, you've been courting an awful lot of white women. Will this continue? As long as I can keep it.

[Bobby Brown]

Up the John Clay Wolf show has what you need. Yeah, you've heard about the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up 800-800-RADIO and check out the [e-mail] now. John Clay Wolf, GG.

[JD Ryan]

We were talking during the break about JD's pwness. Yeah, he's whoop, baby, I am not. And we were thinking about some things.

[Gigi Drummond]

Am I, honey?

[JD Ryan]

Five things that designate that you've become pw.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, fine.

[JD Ryan]

So, Gigi, if you start thinking about that, what are five things or a couple of things that you know when a man's become pw? Okay, one thing is. Yes, it's okay. It becomes okay for them to throw away possessions that you dear. Correct, Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no kidding.

[JD Ryan]

How did you word it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. When it becomes legal for them to throw your stuff away. That's precious stuff. It is. You never came home and like, hey, where's that frame full of bowie knives?

[Gigi Drummond]

I had not with my wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. Oh, we didn't need that. Hey, where's my Q phone?

[JD Ryan]

What's a Q phone?

[John Clay Wolf]

I used to have a. Long after they went away. I had a rotary dial phone I've had since I was a teenager with a Q102 sticker on it. And when it ring, it sounded like a phone. I guess it drove her nuts, which, you know, sorry. I mean, you can turn it down. I turned it down and one day I came home and it was gone. I was like, it's just gone. Hey, where's my cue phone? And it had been gone for three months because men are stupid. But yeah, she said, well, I just threw it away.

[JD Ryan]

Number three, when you can't come out and hang out with the boys anymore the night before the radio show, or.

[Gigi Drummond]

You just prefer to be with your wife. Maybe you just prefer to be with your wife. I love you guys, but I love her more.

[JD Ryan]

Number four, you pay for things without any expectation of sex.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[Gigi Drummond]

Well, that's been married.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a serious one. It's true, though. That's absolutely true.

[Gigi Drummond]

I got a buddy. I got one, though. I got a buddy of mine. If you ever, ever have held her purse in public, you're in pw. Seriously. I got a buddy of mine did that. We were at a cowboy game. She walked up, handed him his purse. She goes, I'll be right back. He stood there with it. I'm like, oh, you are pathetic sometimes. I mean, no, it's terrible.

[Michael Turley]

What are you gonna do?

[Gigi Drummond]

You know, you've done it.

[JD Ryan]

Gltbz.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, there's Sometimes you just, you.

[Gigi Drummond]

Know, don't hold the woman's purse ever.

[Michael Turley]

She does it. Only when I think they do it on purpose just to piss you off.

[JD Ryan]

Just to peeing on a fire hydrant.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. I'm like, look, okay, I know what you're doing here. I'll do it this time. But guess what? You're gonna do something for me. That's just how it works, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they know. They know what they're doing. My old lady used to do that to me on purpose. And so whenever she would hand me the purse, I would strike a pose.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

You know, I had a friend out here, and he's like, got his situation under control and everything's great, and she's great, and they're freshly married, and we were riding dirt bikes, were fixed to go ride, and all of a sudden he's like, I got to go. I got to go. I got to go right now. I'm like, well, you got to go. Well, I just got to go. I'm like, yeah, you're p. Effing what?

[Pre K]

You are.

[JD Ryan]

Get you. We need to. You need to get off of that bike. That's a cr. And just get on a PW90 Yamaha. Hot. 90.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. He had to go.

[JD Ryan]

Let her change your clothes. Like, if you're leaving, if you're walking out the house. And she's like, you're not going to really wear that, are you?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, no, that's.

[Gigi Drummond]

That's one.

[Michael Turley]

Boy, that's a big one. I. I can't do that. I wouldn't. No, no, no, no, you wouldn't do what? Yeah, no, I'm. My wife's never asked me. Hey, change your clothes.

[JD Ryan]

Turley's wife. The. The phones are open. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Because I have a feeling she has said to you.

[Michael Turley]

Not the change of clothes, you're not.

[JD Ryan]

Going to wear that, are you?

[Michael Turley]

No, she's never done that. No, no, no.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. My wife has definitely done that. And I'll look and I look at it open minded. I'll look back in the mirror. Like, she's right.

[Gigi Drummond]

She's probably right.

[JD Ryan]

Or I'll be like, no, you're wrong. You and your European taste is not going to. Because, see, that Euro thing with my old lady is different. You know, like her stepdad wears his belt on his side and the buckle is on the side. I'm not dissing on them. I'm just telling you they have different.

[Gigi Drummond]

That's how they wear.

[JD Ryan]

They have different. They Wear different fashion.

[Gigi Drummond]

She dressed your son up sort of European.

[JD Ryan]

Europeans started. And then the. You're the urban people over here. Look, I'm getting. Look at you grown up. So if you see. New word. So if you see the urban people wearing it over here. Right. A year or two before, the euros were wearing it. And then it slowly matriculates itself up to the. To the crusty white people that are like, oh, look. Because like 10 years before that, you look at that, you're like, I'll never wear that. I'd never have my kids wearing that. And you look up and we're. It's very much like. There's a lot of truth in the European vacation. Chevy Chase movie.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

When they're going through and they get dressed up in Italy with all their crap on. But these things that offend you. Later on, you wind up dressing like that.

[Gigi Drummond]

Sure.

[JD Ryan]

And then you stop and have a moment of clarity and you're like, I'm a loser. Because you remember what you said to yourself 10 years prior?

[Gigi Drummond]

Never wear.

[JD Ryan]

Look at what these idiots are wearing. Look at what's happened to society. Look at this crap. And then you look up and it's on you.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

And we just let your hot little wife talk you into it. And that is a sign of being pw.

[Terrence]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I was like you all sudden, PW because of that.

[JD Ryan]

Right. So you've turned urban.

[Pre K]

Urban. Okay, Urban.

[Gigi Drummond]

Urban.

[JD Ryan]

So, Gigi. Urban. What are some PW notes that you made?

[Pre K]

I mean, you guys are pretty good, but I would rather hear about dw. I want to know when a woman is dw, what does she do?

[JD Ryan]

She's all whipped down.

[Pre K]

I don't know. What does she do that she wouldn't ordinarily do?

[JD Ryan]

So 8008-072348-00807-234. DW. Women. What are some signs of you being DW? How does it. And Gigi, you've had to have it happen before to you, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Give us an example.

[Pre K]

Well, let me see. Before we had cordless phones.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

I had a 75 foot extension cord because I didn't want to miss his call.

[JD Ryan]

Wow. Wow, that's. Yeah, that is.

[Pre K]

It was that bad. Mm.

[JD Ryan]

Do you have another one? This. That's pretty good. 75ft, you know, long. That is okay.

[Gigi Drummond]

I mean, side to the garden and back, right?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. You could go outside and do the. Do the flower beds with the phone.

[Pre K]

That's right. That's right. There's bathrooms and at gas stations when.

[JD Ryan]

You'Re DW oh, well, that's just being a hoe.

[Pre K]

Shut up. You're not supposed to say that. You were doing well with Urban Scotty.

[JD Ryan]

What's your message?

[Terrence]

If a man holds his wife's purse in public, he loses his man card. It.

[JD Ryan]

There you go. He loses his man card. What if you're in Chicago and you wear a man purse? Back to that European stuff I was talking about. I'm telling you, they wear man purses over there, and then you look over here and like, the trendy people are wearing them. Man purses? Yeah, man purses are. If they're available and they are being sold and it is happening there.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, There's a lot of things being sold that we don't do.

[JD Ryan]

No, we don't do.

[Gigi Drummond]

You have.

[JD Ryan]

Because we're crusty old white people.

[Michael Turley]

Exactly, John. And you'll officially be PW if you're wearing those pants that are a little bit too short.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Where you're showing your ankle. Yeah, that's very European.

[JD Ryan]

So my wife, like, she. There's four, we have three sons and myself, and she buys clothes for all of us. And like, if she gets me something, then she gets them the same thing. And the other day I had to go to a pretty important meeting and I was in a hurry and I put the pants on and I didn't realize until I got there that they were 4 inches too short because my 18 year old and I noticed they were tight when I put them on. Oh, that's.

[Michael Turley]

That's the style, though.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Well, I wouldn't try to be stylish. I was actually accidentally put on my. My senior in high school's pants. Oh, no. And I call this. When you're not pw, you get on the phone. Hey, woman. Oh, you need to mark these damn clothes right. If you're gonna be buying the same stuff. Sure. Look at what happened. I'm bringing. So she brought me some clothes, did she? Yeah, she brought my correct pants.

[Michael Turley]

So she's dw.

[JD Ryan]

No, she's just saying. She's just. She's maybe so.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Gigi Drummond]

I would highly recommend you take that back.

[JD Ryan]

No, I didn't do anything. I'm PW and she's dw.

[Gigi Drummond]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

We're. We're a good team. What's so funny? Is that a good cover? Yeah, you're covering right now. Good job. Bail and water. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. The good news is we got in from California at one o'clock last night. So the Odds of her being asleep right now are high.

[Gigi Drummond]

Very good.

[Michael Turley]

There you go.

[JD Ryan]

I'm not hearing this. All right, we'll be right back.

[Bobby Brown]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show, America's largest weekend morning show. Call John toll free, 800, 800 radio, and check out the [e-mail] or John claywolf.com the largest radio show and fastest growing podcast, the John Clay Wolf Show.

[JD Ryan]

Gigi, I have a lot of people on hold here answering your question about being d. Whipped O. But I don't want to take them because they're all guys, and so their comments are dumb.

[Pre K]

I'll take them.

[JD Ryan]

I'm okay. Here, talk to. Talk to Bobby in Pittsburgh. Okay, he's on.

[Pre K]

Hey, Bobby. Okay, see what you got for me.

[Terrence]

How about when she holds the umbrella.

[John Clay Wolf]

Over me in the rain?

[Terrence]

Is that the ultimate DW or what?

[Pre K]

I mean, it's close, but not quite, you know, she don't want your back to her because it got wet in the rain and stuff like that. So you working your way up to be in dw? She is.

[JD Ryan]

Wait, are you saying that Bobby's gonna get converted to bndw?

[Pre K]

Well, no, she's working her way up to bw.

[Terrence]

She's working.

[JD Ryan]

She's not there yet.

[Pre K]

Yeah, you got to put in some more work, and then she'll be well on her way to dw. You gotta put in work. Mm.

[JD Ryan]

Here's. Here's John in Florida. Gigi.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[Terrence]

Hi, Gigi.

[Pre K]

Hi. How are you?

[Terrence]

I'm doing good. How are you today?

[Pre K]

Good.

[Terrence]

So, yeah, you know, I agree with John. The whole goal would be pw. I mean, you gotta find someone that is capable of putting you in that position, but then you gotta kind of return the favor.

[Pre K]

How do you do that?

[Terrence]

Well, I treat her like gold. I act like I don't give a. But she knows is not true.

[Michael Turley]

I'm sorry.

[JD Ryan]

My bad. We dumped it. Don't give a crap, dumbass. I'm sorry. My bad.

[Terrence]

I know.

[JD Ryan]

Let me say that again. Fake my brain.

[Terrence]

Yeah, I don't know. It's.

[JD Ryan]

I don't know either. I. I'm not. I. I'm. I'm over him.

[Michael Turley]

Is he just trying to hit on Gigi?

[JD Ryan]

That's what he's trying to do. And he accidentally said that profanity on my radio station.

[Pre K]

You can't do that.

[JD Ryan]

So Now I'm not D.W. not at all. Give me some Florida news. Speaking of dw. Sure.

[Gigi Drummond]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

And now, from North America's own land down under TW drum skins. Time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, JD Ryan.

[Gigi Drummond]

All right, if you are a 22 year old TikTok influencer in Florida, best thing if you steal something is not to let the world know about it. This young lady stole some things from Target and then pointed all the evidence to herself by putting it up on social media. Here's the officers talking about how they were able to catch Marlena Velez get seven.

[JD Ryan]

We actually had one person reach out on Instagram and say, hey, I want to remain anonymous. But here's their name and date of births and their Instagram handle. So from there we were able to look up her social media and Even find on TikTok she posted a video that day of herself going to Target, buying these items and then taking them home with her. Everything was documented, even the outfit that she wore. It shows like her getting ready with the outfit and even her glasses. And all of that matches in the TikTok with the attempt to identify photo that we put out.

[Gigi Drummond]

If you're going to steal stuff, maybe you're not a social influencer, maybe you don't do that. Here's a 33 year old guy in Missouri, got arrested after he stole a. This is. He did this in Florida, however, got stole a cart full of Red Bull from a grocery store, led cops on a high speed chase. While of course it was a high speed chase, they knew who he was because he got shoplifting, got caught shoplifting many other times. He's now facing theft, evading cops and driving with revoked license. Red Bull does give you wings, just not brains. Got number eight.

[JD Ryan]

You're a user, right? What's your drug of choice?

[John Clay Wolf]

I use methamphetamines.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I try to at least use.

[Gigi Drummond]

It once a day, but I don't.

[JD Ryan]

Really consider myself a drug abuser.

[Gigi Drummond]

The is amazing.

[JD Ryan]

You like the mask? I love it. You're on a list, you know. Nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a list of the.

[JD Ryan]

Of the 100. They came out with the 100 frequent flyers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really friendly faces of everything. Of all. Which one am I? Which number on the list?

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you're up there.

[Terrence]

Nice.

[JD Ryan]

You're up there. Nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nice.

[Gigi Drummond]

I love that. There's your Florida goodies. That's all we have.

[JD Ryan]

Did y'all watch Land man this week?

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Pretty good. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Pretty good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they're all. They're all good.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, it's the new Yellowstone.

[Pre K]

Oh, okay.

[JD Ryan]

I'll tell you what else is good. And I've said this a few Times. Tulsa King?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. No, can't doubt it. I just started season two.

[JD Ryan]

Actually, I just finished season two last night.

[Michael Turley]

You went through the whole season that quick?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. I mean, it's three weeks is what it took me.

[Michael Turley]

Because you were on one just last week.

[JD Ryan]

No, no, no, that was. No, not on Tulsa King. I've been. I've been chipping at it slowly.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

I get in bed, I watch half of an episode. I fall asleep. My wife puts it back to where I fell asleep. Dw. Dw.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's great.

[JD Ryan]

See, so that when. The next night, when I start, I start at the same spot.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're all big fans of Taylor Sheridan, but, you know, tone wise, Tulsa King, when you get into all the black ops, Lioness and Yellowstone and Landman, Tulsa King is quite a. Quite a relief.

[JD Ryan]

It's the Sopranos. It's not as good as the Sopranos, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but there's a lot of. You know, it's. You got Stallone, you got the goofy. What are you gonna do? You know, it's. It's. It's got a lot of funny moments. Not so heavy.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Stallone High is pretty amusing too.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. In the last episode of Tulsa King this season, they shoot Chicky in the head.

[Michael Turley]

Some of us haven't seen.

[Gigi Drummond]

Thanks for ruining this for everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't even know who Chicky is.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, well, now you'll watch it.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

I'm like, oh, I got to see that.

[JD Ryan]

Yep, yep, yep, yep. Kayla in Arizona, how do you sleep.

[John Clay Wolf]

On a sleep number? Bed.

[Terrence]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

You're on the air.

[Terrence]

Hey, Gigi.

[Pre K]

Hey, girl. How you doing?

[Terrence]

Good luck on your surgery.

[Pre K]

Thank you.

[JD Ryan]

I'm doing great.

[Terrence]

We're down in Arizona for the holiday weekend.

[JD Ryan]

I'm from Vegas.

[Terrence]

Good luck.

[Pre K]

Thank you. Are you dw? Are you dw?

[JD Ryan]

I'm sorry, Am I dw? Well, yeah.

[Pre K]

Okay. See?

[JD Ryan]

See?

[Pre K]

How'd you know when you were dw?

[Terrence]

Oh, I guess when he started taking good care of me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mm.

[JD Ryan]

See? See?

[Pre K]

Coochie don't fail me now. You heard it there first.

[JD Ryan]

David in Dallas as a remedy for.

[Terrence]

Holding the purse thing. It worked on both my ex wives.

[JD Ryan]

Ex wives. Sounds like you've got the remedy.

[John Clay Wolf]

It really worked.

[Terrence]

That's right. I don't know. I'm not gonna hold it. You set it down right there and I'll watch it. Then when they start. Oh, no, you need to go in the store and hold it for me. Okay. I'll be right over there. She comes back, you got it dumped out in the car. Or on the table going through all her stuff.

[JD Ryan]

That will fix it again.

[Terrence]

Yes, it will. I promise.

[JD Ryan]

Nothing like advice from. Yeah, the guy and his two ex wives. Ed in North Carolina. Real quick, I got 20 seconds.

[Terrence]

All right, this is Fijiji. A while back your daughter took off and disappeared overnight. And I wanted to find out, did you take a paddle to her butt so she don't do that anymore on you?

[Pre K]

I'm sure that JW will love this. No, because she's a grown woman, because she's 31 and because I shouldn't have called the police in the first place.

[JD Ryan]

There you go. 8008-0072-3480-0807. 234. 800, 800 radio West Coast. Have a good one. Be right back. Some other places. As I fell asleep and dreamed.

[John Clay Wolf]

The John Clay Wolf Show's heard every week on great stations like 99.7, the Fox, Charlotte's classic rock, and McAllen, Texas, KFRQ Q 94.5, all rock, all the time. Stream us live online or pick up the country's fastest growing [e-mail] [e-mail] and we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show right after this.

[JD Ryan]

I was taken to a place the hall of the Mountain King. I stood high up on a mountain top naked to the world. In front of every kind of girl there was. Long one, tall ones, short ones, brown ones, black ones, round ones, big ones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay.

[Pre K]

You got problems and you out of.

[JD Ryan]

Love, you got a broken heart.

[Pre K]

He's double dealing with your best friend.

[JD Ryan]

That's when the teardrop start pick up his phone.

[Pre K]

I'm here alone. We'll make a social call, come right in, forget about him.

[JD Ryan]

We'll have ourselves a bowl.

[Pre K]

Concrete shoes, cyanide, a bit of tnt neckties, contracts, lethal voltage. Get the hatch.

[JD Ryan]

Pick up the phone. Leave him alone. It's time to make us dance. Dundee for feet I'm happy to be I your back.

[Pre K]

I saw I dun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dirty Dan, Dirty Dan Dirty.

[Pre K]

And live from the United States, it's Saturday morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the John Clay Wolf show starring John Clay Wolf with JD Ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ Prek, GG Drummond, Keith Richards with the world's biggest son of a and Satan, the Prince of darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[JD Ryan]

Happy Thanksgiving weekend. We are not a replay. We are not. We are on holiday. But we Are actually live. I bet we're the only live show in America this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very good chance of that.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what we do.

[JD Ryan]

We're hard on. I mean, hard up for a good time. So. So DJ Homeschool the Preacher Son did the devil worshiping song just a minute ago.

[Michael Turley]

Sounds painful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

To sing like that high.

[JD Ryan]

Bryce, are you there? Yes, I am that. You know, I have to give credit where credit's due. Your voice sounds pretty good in that singing bit. Thank you. It took a long time to get that. So does your dad ever listen to this? Does he ever comment on the influence that we've had on your life since you've joined us? You know, he listened to the show once like five months ago, and his only comment was, they need Jesus.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not wrong. We all need Jesus.

[Pre K]

He's right.

[Michael Turley]

And he's a preacher. Right.

[JD Ryan]

And I told him they already had Satan. Lovely. Cool. Good. Good luck. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Mike said something about people car dealer. What was it?

[Michael Turley]

Mike Gimmick said JD had. Oh yeah, weirdest thing.

[Gigi Drummond]

Had a customer say, I'm driving up from Austin to Dallas, which about a three hour drive because this dealership is only going to sell this particular truck between 5 and 6pm I'm like, that sounds very sketchy. And he was ready to do it. Drive Austin. He was ready to drive from Austin to get this specific truck. I said, I'm not going to say anything about this dealership. But it sounds like it's a bait and switch. John, what do you think? Why would anybody.

[JD Ryan]

I think it's just a salesman trying to establish control.

[Gigi Drummond]

You think?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's what they teach in those, in those salesmanship schools.

[Pre K]

That's what it is. It's fomo. Fear of missing out.

[Gigi Drummond]

They said it was. It's a Friday, Black Friday deal. And it's only this particular truck. I said, you're gonna get there and they're gonna go, well, that truck just got sold.

[JD Ryan]

Well, you just got it. Here's what you do. Give them a credit card number. It's a dealership. They're gonna give your money back if it's a franchise store and have them send you a purchase order that's signed.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

And so that you know that when you get there, it's happening.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yep. He. He tried all this because of the trip from Austin, but they said, nope, you have to be here. And it's first home, first served. Literally those words were used.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get him in the door.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, exactly. Get him in the door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Used cars, Kurt Russell.

[Michael Turley]

Now, John, you. You've probably done some type of gimmick like that before, right? No, in the past.

[JD Ryan]

No, that's not my shtick. Okay. I mean, my whole stick was do it right and do it fair and don't be a trick bag.

[Michael Turley]

Good. Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. When I, When I. I'll never forget. 18 years old. Somewhere between high school and college, I go to work. My dad's starting to go broke, so I've got to start working and anyway go through this thing called Serve Sell, which was a two week training course where they brainwash you. How to be a good liar, straight up.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yep. I believe you.

[JD Ryan]

And they teach you about the payments and how to foursquare people and how to control them and push them and establish control and lead them around. Imagine that customer like a bull with a big ring in his nose. And you walk out and you take that ring and you lead him around.

[Gigi Drummond]

Tell y'all.

[JD Ryan]

Absolutely.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, my God.

[JD Ryan]

And I was watching all this and like I'd bring him a deal to the desk and they'd wad it up and throw it at me because I didn't have control established. And I was like, I think if you do this right with this back then you can make a lot of money in this business if you get rid of these antics.

[Gigi Drummond]

Sure.

[JD Ryan]

And just do it real straight. Now, the problem with the public is they do need that. They do need to be sold and they do need to be pushed to make decisions because they will run it. It's just like chicks, right? You're super nice to the girl for two years and then she meets one guy at the bar one night, goes and screws jerk. And you've been working on this for two years?

[John Clay Wolf]

Two years.

[JD Ryan]

It happens to all of us. And you're like, what did I do wrong? Well, you were too nice.

[Gigi Drummond]

Too nice.

[JD Ryan]

So there is that. And that is. That is real.

[Gigi Drummond]

Too many options, right? Yep.

[JD Ryan]

Too many options being too nice. Just not closing the deal, putting them in a choker hold and putting it down.

[Michael Turley]

But you gotta ask, but you wonder why?

[JD Ryan]

I'll tell you what I did. So I created like, I bought these dealerships after I had a successful run in the wholesale business. I bought three dealerships and I wanted to become an Internet store and do best price online and like a real best price. And. And we did it, but we really didn't make any money.

[Michael Turley]

So moral of the story is nice.

[JD Ryan]

Guys finish last, lead them around by the nose. That's what the deal is. So now I sell the cars to the dealers that do all those antics. And yeah, it's like Walmart can sell a gun to somebody if they go shoot somebody with it. That's not Walmart's problem.

[Michael Turley]

Well, that's good though, because you don't want to be dirty. I mean, that's. Yeah, it kind of feels dirty.

[Gigi Drummond]

But take away is dealers still do these silly games, but they have to.

[JD Ryan]

Because the public is so full of it and they're so shaky and they lie so much. It's true. They lie so much. You know, we buy cars from the public at Gimme the VIN and they lie to us, sadly. Just lie.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yep.

[JD Ryan]

Like a bad woman. Just lie, huh?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, jd, I'm sure you've heard what.

[Pre K]

They say, what they lie about. What's the worst lie?

[JD Ryan]

I mean, it's amazing the ailments of health, of health that our customers have after they make a deal. I'll tell you a story. So I was, well, you call it floor planning. So like if you're backing someone with your money. There was a company in California that I was backing, I was staking them and they do what give me the VIN does. They're much smaller version. And it was interesting because all of their deals that they were doing were going through our system. So I'm giving them the money to buy cars from the public and then we start looking up and we see deals that we had bought from people in Los Angeles but their mother died or their dog died or their kid had to go get chemo. Right, sure. And they had to break the deal up. And then I look in this other company that I'm backing, bought the car because the VIN number, when it would come through our system so we could floor plan it, we'd see the VIN number two days later. Does that make sense or did I lose you?

[Pre K]

No, that does make sense. So they lied about the illness and sold the car to someone else.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, and not once to the point that I like, I quit backing them because I couldn't watch the rape videos anymore back in these people to steal my customers.

[Gigi Drummond]

Steal.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. And I never told them that. I knew this because I wanted to see how bad it really was. And it was worse than I thought.

[Michael Turley]

The excuses are. Yeah, I mean, it's all the time. Somebody's like, well, you know, I gotta talk to my wife. Let me see what my wife.

[Gigi Drummond]

That's a good one.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's deep.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the top one.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

But like, when you sign a contract and you make a deal, and we dispatch drivers and we called your lender and make pay. Or we've made payoffs and had to stop it.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yep.

[JD Ryan]

They lie, and then they do it with somebody else for another dollar. It's like. And I was looking at the price differential on, like, the deals that were stolen from us, from the people that I was backing, and a lot of times it was the same price.

[Gigi Drummond]

So why would they do that?

[JD Ryan]

Because they went in there and closed the damn deal in person.

[Gigi Drummond]

Person. Wow.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Gigi Drummond]

Wow. Wow.

[JD Ryan]

So back to car dealers have to use antics they do. The people are the ones that cause it. I mean, realtors. I'm sure that y'all are nodding your head. Same thing. Insurance people. Same thing. Yeah. There's a percentage of flake factor. I call it 25% in. In deal making of any negotiable commodity of sorts, where people just lie and they. They just do a different deal just to make their wife happy or make. Make them feel like they want to win. The public hates car dealers.

[Gigi Drummond]

Absolutely.

[JD Ryan]

For good reason.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yep.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. It's a. It's a fight. You negotiate harder on cars than you do on way big purchases, like 401k setups and a lot larger money at stake that you do way stupid deals compared to that 500 that you'll argue with the car dealer over.

[Gigi Drummond]

Way, way, way 200.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Gigi Drummond]

That's silly.

[JD Ryan]

So I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

You lied to me, Mr. Gustafson.

[JD Ryan]

You're a liar. We just have to sit there and take it. Do you have Hooters meltdown? Oh, we need to do that this Thanksgiving weekend. So we had a buyer that. That he was having a lot of this situation happen to him.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yep.

[JD Ryan]

And then one day, he just had a meltdown on the. In the buyer's room.

[Gigi Drummond]

You have weeks that just. You just can't get ahead. Everything goes wrong.

[JD Ryan]

And I happened to record it when he started. I hit record, and it's. It's a moment of give me the vin gold.

[Michael Turley]

We've got it right here, actually. Let's play it now. We got time. Whitty on. There you go.

[Terrence]

Today, Today.

[JD Ryan]

Uh. Oh, man. What she doing? Why am I getting every shaky deal up in this mother, man? God me. I'm done.

[Terrence]

I'm done for the day.

[JD Ryan]

Who? I can't take another. No. Who was it? Greg came up with a 15 on this Dodge Challenger.

[Terrence]

He's going to Deliver today at 5.

[JD Ryan]

Call, text, and called him twice. And then called him the third time, and he's in the. Didn't have enough balls to talk to.

[Terrence]

Me and tell me he's a comeback.

[JD Ryan]

You know what I'm saying? He lets his ass wife answer the phone because what did he do? Did he sell it somewhere else? Oh, he's just decided to sell another car. And by then I wouldn't. I wasn't even gonna face this right.

[Terrence]

You know, go, oh hey, send me the bin on that one. Let me hold you there.

[JD Ryan]

So I was like, fine. I said, you know, this has been nice for you to, you know, be decent about it.

[Terrence]

Pick up the God phone.

[JD Ryan]

I've been calling you all God day.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what I mean?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, that's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this is it. And this is the sweetest, calmest, calmest person, even guy. Yeah, yeah. When hoot blew, he would blow.

[JD Ryan]

8008-072348-00800 radio.

[Gigi Drummond]

I love the ones that screw you over, over 200 bucks and then go, but I have another car I want to sell you. No, I'm not dealing with you again.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[Gigi Drummond]

No. You just screwed me.

[JD Ryan]

All my friends call me not my good friends but like people that think they're my friends.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah. Oh, I got a lot of people that think they're your friends, by the way.

[JD Ryan]

And they call me to stroke me off.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

And. And I just like guys, you know, hey, what's up? I was like, call me when you're done with all your gambling and call me when you're done so that I can make a decision because I'm not interested in throwing out 19 grand or 47,000 and then you go into work. I mean, that's fine, but my times were something.

[Gigi Drummond]

Sure.

[JD Ryan]

Just go to the website, waste everybody else's time, don't waste mine. We've got an automated computer thing that'll. That, that'll. That's an anti time wasting device is what that is. So the car call time is coming up next, actually, and I will. I'm inviting you now to waste my time. But you can lie to me and tell me you're actually going to do it. 800-800-7234. Call in and I'll bid your car to buy it. And the only people I want to talk to that are serious and like I can't tell you how many deals we make on the radio that people flake out.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, absolutely.

[JD Ryan]

Oh God.

[Gigi Drummond]

Or they get to us and they've lied. They've lied about what you said and.

[JD Ryan]

Then we have to play it back. What? I actually Said like, oh, I heard 30 grand, not 22.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. I told John that it's missing. Air conditioning doesn't work. I told him. He knows about that.

[JD Ryan]

Well, hold on. Let's go back and play the radio.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, we record this show, by the way.

[JD Ryan]

And actually. And you can, you can get the podcast this afternoon about 3:00 here, the whole thing in its own entirety. And if you like, just the car calls, the funny ones, you can go to John Clay Wolf on Instagram or Facebook. John Clay Wolf Show. And the car calls get clipped out and they get posted up there. It's the damnedest thing how much people like watching those on Instagram. I mean, there's a million hitters on there. And when we do it here, we're just like, this is boring. But people like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love it.

[JD Ryan]

All right, we'll be right back.

[Bobby Brown]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevid.com hit him up right now, 1-800-800-radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[JD Ryan]

I forgot to put the shout out that this was the lightning round. Whoops. Where I bid people's cars online for. Give me the vin.com. what do you have instead, Joel? In Marilyn, you can tell us a car horror story. Joel. Hey, go ahead.

[Terrence]

So my sister in law went to training Alexis and they took the trade in, inspected it, did everything, gave her a price for the Lexus. So she, she's buying this new car. All the paperwork gets signed, everything's a done deal. She goes out to get in the new car and she asks where the plates are. The guy goes back in to the dealer to get the plates and then comes back out and says they misread the mileage on the trade in and they want to add $7,000 to the price of the car.

[JD Ryan]

I bet they were telling the truth.

[Terrence]

Every day, all the paperwork and everything's been signed. Did she get a leg to stand on? Should she get a lawyer?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I mean, they. That they screwed up. I mean, if the paper. Did she take delivery of the new car?

[Terrence]

No, it's in the lot.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, so wait, let me, let me get something straight. She's there doing the deal, signs the docs. When she left that moment, what car did she drive home?

[John Clay Wolf]

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[JD Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Terrence]

She drove home to trade in because they wouldn't put the new place on.

[JD Ryan]

The new car, I don't think the deal's done. If she took the new car home, I think the deal's done. If she didn't take the new car home, I don't think the deal's done. From a legal viewpoint.

[Terrence]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

The proverbial hadn't hit the curb yet. Maybe. I mean, if you. If you lawyer up, they're gonna. They're gonna buckle. Is it a Lexus dealership?

[Terrence]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, they can't take that heat, dude. Those guys, they're very into customer surveys and doing the right thing, and all those Lexus stores have way too much money. That's, like, the best franchise to own in the world. So all you have to do. Just tell her to go up there and act crazy on the showroom floor. Is your sister. Have you ever seen her act crazy?

[Terrence]

No, but she could do it.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. Okay. If she can do that, she needs to go up there and throw a big old fit, and they'll shut her up and tell her. Yeah. Oh, just tell her to be crazy. Say, remember, just give her some examples in the past, like with boyfriends and stuff when y'all were younger, of when she acted crazy. Tell her to get in that state of mind, and they'll buckle. They'll buckle quick. Now, if it was, you know, Alibaba's used cars over on Lancaster.

[Terrence]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Then that's different. They'll get crazy back.

[Michael Turley]

Right?

[JD Ryan]

They can get crazier than she can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, they will.

[JD Ryan]

But the Lexus store is gonna buckle. There is no. They do not want that heat.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna get on Facebook, and I'm.

[JD Ryan]

Gonna get on YouTube, and I'm gonna call the news, and here you go, lady. Here's your key. Shut up. Because she is right. They screwed up.

[Terrence]

They literally had her transfer her insurance.

[JD Ryan]

She's good. I mean, what. That happens with us when we're buying people's cars, and unfortunately, a lot of times, it's because they're trying to be sneaky, and there's been moments when it's just not worth the heat. Just. We'll just buy it, even though they lied to us. Because I don't want.

[Terrence]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

I Just rather move on and go on. I mean, if it's gonna be like some $10,000 deal, yeah, we'll argue. But if it's gonna be a thousand or two, we're not gonna argue. And I'm not trying to promote people to try to screw. Give me the vin, please. No, because we will argue. But. But we're not. If we take it that far and screw up that bad. That's why we. Get a photo of the odometer. Send us a picture of your odometer. Well, I don't want to do all this work. I mean, I thought y'all said this was going to be easy. What's pretty easy? Pull your phone out of your pocket and take a picture of the dash with the key on. Okay. And then we can read the mileage and then we know and it avoids that. And that's what they should have done. So they need to learn how to get a process when they're doing sight unseen trade ins. Get a picture of the odometer. It'll answer a lot of questions. And pull a carfax and auto check. It'll show it too. Okay. Thank you. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars on the radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com. go to give me the vin.com right now to sell your car today. And if you have a written carmax offer and we don't beat [e-mail] a current one, we'll send you a check for $100 just for the opportunity. Be right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

I read that the most popular time to eat Thanksgiving dinner is between 2 and 3pm Serving dinner at 2pm is a polite way of telling your guests.

[JD Ryan]

We'D love to get you out of here as soon as possible. Man, we got hammered on our Thanksgiving day bill.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Looked like a posh place.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. We could have gone to the best restaurant in. In California for what they charged.

[Gigi Drummond]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Did you do it at a country club?

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[Michael Turley]

What do you expect, 80 bucks a pop?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, it was 600 for 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 of us. Wait, are there six of us? No, there's five of us.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, my.

[JD Ryan]

No booze? No.

[Michael Turley]

No booze.

[John Clay Wolf]

With no booze.

[JD Ryan]

With no booze. And the food was fine.

[Michael Turley]

Is it all you can eat?

[JD Ryan]

No.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, they saw you coming.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Gigi Drummond]

Thursday, family country club.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Thanksgiving Thursday, family.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd you have?

[JD Ryan]

It was like, it's the Balboa Bay club in Newport. And I mean. Yeah, but I mean, it's just not. It was not that fancy, dude.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

It's just not. No, I mean, I've gone a good diner and had food that'd go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never been there.

[JD Ryan]

And I don't know why they gave the bill to my 11 year old son.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, they're trying to be cute.

[JD Ryan]

So then he saw that, and that screws everything up because he just realized what you spent on dinner, which was ridiculous. Like the. The worst dinner investment I've ever made in my career was that day.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, wow.

[JD Ryan]

And my son saw it, so now that recalibrates his brain to the value of dollars. Sure. You could have bought me this basketball and you could have bought me these shoes. Shut up and give me the bill.

[Gigi Drummond]

I'm looking at, I'm looking at. I'm looking at their menu online and they don't even give you prices. Lobster and Mac cheese. How much? You just guess, right?

[JD Ryan]

I mean, we could have gone.

[Gigi Drummond]

Don't even say.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't even worry.

[JD Ryan]

If I thought we were going splurging, right, it would have been. We would have gone to a splurgy place and not been wearing flip flops. I mean, it was. Good lord.

[Gigi Drummond]

Wagyu hanger steaks.

[JD Ryan]

Dude, it was turkey and dressing. And it wasn't even that good. It was just fine.

[Gigi Drummond]

I just think it's funny they don't list the price.

[JD Ryan]

It's ridiculous. What about yours? I wife's gonna cook Thanksgiving dinner this week.

[Michael Turley]

You'll enjoy that better, I bet.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't get.

[JD Ryan]

And I'm not gonna pay her to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do it outside of a grown woman's house. That's where the turkey comes from.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, I've never done the Thanksgiving.

[JD Ryan]

$600, Turley.

[Michael Turley]

There's no way.

[JD Ryan]

$600. And I think car dealers screw people.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, that's pretty damn good, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a lot of work.

[JD Ryan]

And my wife said, I told you, I could have gone to the store and got into something.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, no. So she offered.

[JD Ryan]

So I was sitting there biting my lip. Yeah, that's fine. Trip's over. We're going home.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, so that's why you're home early?

[JD Ryan]

Because of the.

[Michael Turley]

Because the dinner was 600.

[Gigi Drummond]

We all wondered why you cut it short.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, let's just get the hell out.

[Gigi Drummond]

Get on it. Get us going home.

[JD Ryan]

Well, we're just going home now.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, man.

[JD Ryan]

We're leaving. Gigi's not coming up to the studio in la, and this other thing fell apart and this other deal, everything, all my Plans were not lining up quite right. And I'm like, I don't want to sit here Saturday and Sunday in California and wish that I was at home. So we got home last night at.

[John Clay Wolf]

1:00Am when, when you gave first contact that you were probably coming back early. I was talking to your assistant, Amy, who's priceless and precious and I love her.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And she was legitimately worried. She's like, no, something, something went wrong.

[JD Ryan]

Something. They overcharged.

[John Clay Wolf]

Something happened. Something, Something must have gone terribly wrong if he's doing this. I said, well, it happens sometimes, you know, you're out there, you know.

[JD Ryan]

No, I mean, it sounded great. We were going to go to California. I was going to work all week. We're going to have Thanksgiving out there. It was fine. You know why we came home yesterday? Because I was like, now's the time to end this because it's fixing to go bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

It always does.

[JD Ryan]

Right? We've got the family. I mean, the same arguments between the boys are happening here that happen at home that you don't have to pay excessive rates to listen to. And, and, you know, people are getting a little cabin fever and we're running out of things to do, and we're gonna sit there on Saturday. It kind of started getting bad. I think Friday evening there were some sibling arguments that were getting off the rails. I don't need to pay to listen to this crap. I don't need to. I, I, how can we change our flight? And she's like, oh, we're gonna go home early. Like, I, I got some things I need to do.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it's one of those things to do. Because I had a theory. I was eating dinner with one of your riding buddies.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And the one that's pw. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. And he, he was like, yeah, we're gonna ride. I was like, ah, wait, have you told John this? He goes, oh, yeah, he knows. That's why he's coming home early. He wants to ride.

[JD Ryan]

And we were supposed to open the cantina tonight, and I just found out it's not opening tonight. Oh, ouch. So that's a little disappointing. And it's winter time. I, I just, I love it out here. I would rather be here than sitting on a beach in California.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Gigi Drummond]

It's so pretty out here. It's so gorgeous.

[JD Ryan]

And you don't have to listen to kids argue because you can just shove them outside. See, like if you're in California, you shove them outside. Outside. Then the neighbors start complaining about the arguments. I just Saw it going bad. It was starting to go bad. I was like, I think we should tap the brakes and take a right. Let's go home. We've been here long enough. Everybody's had fun. They get up at 7 in the morning, J.D. no, they get up at 6:30. And I don't know why this bothers me because it's not my problem.

[Gigi Drummond]

What is it? What do they do?

[JD Ryan]

Go to Disney. Oh, because they want to be there for the opening.

[Gigi Drummond]

She's a Disney fanatic.

[JD Ryan]

And they don't cut home until midnight, right?

[Gigi Drummond]

10, 12 hour days.

[JD Ryan]

So they come in all whipped down and angry and it's like a beating. Like they've just been through a triathlon.

[Gigi Drummond]

What happened to the happiest place on earth?

[JD Ryan]

Well, they are happy about it, but they're just so whipped down. And after the second day I'm like, damn, is it really that fun? You people look miserable. You look miserable. I don't even want to find out what you paid for that donut head that's in the shape of Mickey.

[Michael Turley]

You're thinking, how much did it cost me?

[Gigi Drummond]

You do not want to see the bill for Disney.

[JD Ryan]

I promise. They did like a 24 hour run at Disney in two days and then we had the $600 meal at the place. And then the fighting started. I'm like, I think I'm going to work Friday. I just told her, hey, we're going home tomorrow. We're going home at the end of the day. What? Yep. Nobody really argued though. So we're back and I'm here with y'all. And I would much rather be here with y'all in the studio than be sitting in that studio in LA by myself. Yeah, it's tough with the wrong computer that doesn't take the calls that I can't see and I don't have the video set up and nobody's going to be available on a holiday weekend. It's going to be a disaster. And I was just saying this whole thing is going to go bad right now if we quit. It's a success. Let's stop now. The only person that's pissed is me about the dinner bill. Nobody else knows that until now. Well, the kid, he's pissed because I didn't buy him the extra crap because he thought, if you can spend that on dinner, why can't you spend that on me? You got the money. He really isn't that bad. I'm making that up. That's the other one that would say something like that. And he Started bitching about nobody having him any tennis shoes. I don't have any tennis shoes. You know, y'all don't buy me tennis shoes. Why don't you buy me your tennis shoes? All I've got is these slides. I'm like, why don't you go buy your own damn tennis shoes? Oh, well, you spent 600 on dinner. Yeah. Oh, that shows you how much I love to eat more than you and your feet. We'll be right back. Oh, yeah, we're back.

[Bobby Brown]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com Now, John Clay Wolf.

[JD Ryan]

You know, I was complaining a minute ago about the price of Thanksgiving dinner and out. If you really want to get your ass tattooed, take your family scheme. No doubt you'll feel like John Dutton on Yellowstone. Put one on your chest. Big old brand.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. My son's asked to go with his friends skiing.

[JD Ryan]

I was like, it's cheaper, dude. Do that.

[Michael Turley]

Do it. Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, God almighty, yes. Give him a couple hundred dollars spending money and tell them thanks, okay? Because you take the whole clan, you spend more than you realize. You're like, where did the value of a dollar go? It is gone.

[Michael Turley]

You gotta buy ski equipment, though, and all that. I mean, there's a lot of stuff. You have to get involved.

[JD Ryan]

I've got four kids.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. That's a lot. That's a lot of equipment.

[JD Ryan]

And a wife and myself. Six of us. W. Six. You get it? All that is. Yeah. All that is compounding to getting your ass tattooed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

So there won't be a ski trip in your future here, huh?

[JD Ryan]

Nah, just I'm going on strike. The only thing. You pay for something.

[Michael Turley]

And the swimsuits.

[JD Ryan]

Cheap.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

You don't have to worry about it. Yeah. Beach is much better. I agree.

[Gigi Drummond]

Much better.

[JD Ryan]

Nobody's all bull crap. You get out of town and you start spending. You start spending on stuff you never thought about spending on. And you see all these people driving normal cars, and, like, you know, you can tell they're not wealthy and they're spending this money because you know what you're spending, and you're like, how? No wonder everybody's broke.

[Gigi Drummond]

Visa.

[JD Ryan]

No wonder the credit card companies are killing everybody.

[Gigi Drummond]

Absolutely.

[JD Ryan]

And some damn woman is whistling in somebody's ear talking him into that.

[Michael Turley]

Hence pw.

[JD Ryan]

Right. Back to the PW conversation. Gigi, it's your fault.

[Michael Turley]

It'd be great if we went on vacation, Wouldn't it?

[Gigi Drummond]

Wouldn't it be just great?

[JD Ryan]

I've just had so much fun.

[Pre K]

So much fun.

[Gigi Drummond]

Remember how much fun we had? And sex. Remember?

[Michael Turley]

You remember that?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

We did this on there and then vacation.

[JD Ryan]

The walls are too thin. No, no, no. Can't do nothing. 8008-072348-00800 radio. There is no sex in the champagne room. Johnny Cash, good morning. You are on the air here from heaven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. I used to have a document in front of me right here. What you do with it?

[Michael Turley]

Johnny's not prepared.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, here it is, right here.

[Gigi Drummond]

Give it to you. I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Excuse me.

[Gigi Drummond]

It's my bad, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

This week's mail from jail entry reads, hey, jcw, I'm sure you do not lose sleep choosing the zookeeper over me. It's cool. It just sucks. You threw it in my face on my birthday. I knew you could not help me, but I had to ask to prove it to both of us. Ten years from now, you can't say I would have helped you get out. Nah. And no offense, I would not want it. I study psychology, criminology and sociology. As hobbies. I have probably read more psychology books than you and Gigi put together.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, good.

[Pre K]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that make me smarter? No, probably not. Does that make me a better person?

[JD Ryan]

Probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

I doubt it. I was a monster. I've made over 30 grand in a day, touched more dope than most people have seen in their lifetime, and I barely got a conscience. Money makes your world spin, Joy. And Jesus make mine spin. I am claiming you, John, even if you cannot claim me. Because I don't want to get canceled. Sincerely, your dirty little secret. Gregory Truitt Ferguson Unit, Alice, Texas.

[Michael Turley]

Huh.

[John Clay Wolf]

He sounds a little put out.

[Gigi Drummond]

He's gonna be in for a while.

[JD Ryan]

Yes. So I just got like curse blessed from a prisoner. A drug dealing prisoner.

[John Clay Wolf]

It seems really odd because he's mad.

[Michael Turley]

That you're friends with Tiger King.

[Gigi Drummond]

Tiger King?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just reading the letter, Turley. I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

You're not helping him get out.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, George Jones went through a spell like that back in late 1970s. He was hanging around with Johnny Paycheck and Keith Richards. What fine company. Good Lord, what could go wrong? Well, if you've got mail from jail, even if it is on the ugly side, send it on down the line to us Anyway, here at P.O. box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas, 76147. Don't ever show up unannounced. This is her. This is the man in Black's advice to you. Love and Peace. Please don't come down here.

[Gigi Drummond]

No. We've got a lot of weapons.

[JD Ryan]

Steve in North Carolina, good morning. You're on the air.

[Terrence]

Hey, what's going on?

[JD Ryan]

I'm doing a radio show on Thanksgiving weekend. What are you doing?

[Terrence]

I got two questions for you. I restore older cars.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[Terrence]

Do you do any of that there?

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Terrence]

Or do you just find sell?

[JD Ryan]

Nope. We. We have a whole shop right behind us. The studio is in a large shop and it's on the second floor of the Barndo part. And we do resto in the shop. We got four guys.

[Terrence]

Okay. I don't do resto. I do. Originally, I was. I worked on 64 to 70 Mustangs. So if you came into the showroom in 1968, the shop that I worked at, that's what we did. We made your car look like that car as long as you had the money.

[JD Ryan]

So do you want to do something for me? Where are we going with this conversation?

[Terrence]

I got two questions for you. That's one of them.

[JD Ryan]

What do you do?

[Terrence]

You guys just replace all the parts or you do you restore them?

[JD Ryan]

Replace. No, I don't. I don't do. Oh, Concourse Style Restoration. Yeah, I'd rather just build a resto mod that'll actually make a profit, then have something to sit there and sip champagne on a damn beach with a big hat on and talk about how rich everybody is. And then you. When you go sell it, you lose your ass. It's some stupid ass auction that charges you 10% to sell it 20 grand back of what you thought it was going to bring.

[Terrence]

I understand exactly what you're talking about. The other question was, I was at a yard sale. Maybe you can help me with this because I've asked a whole bunch of people.

[JD Ryan]

I was three questions. Gotta go.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, no, he's two cars. Questions.

[Gigi Drummond]

He said two questions.

[JD Ryan]

He said two questions.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

For once, I'm glad you hung up on that guy.

[JD Ryan]

He's fine. He's not a bad guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, what you see at the yard sale.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my God. I found this part. Yeah. Hey. Billy Corgan from the Smashing Pumpkins shared a very interesting story with Howie Mandel this week. He says there's a possibility that comedian Bill Burr could be his half brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Cut three. About 10 years ago, my stepmother said to me, do you know who Bill Burr is now? At that point, I'd never heard of Bill Burr. I didn't know who he was. I didn't know he was a comedian or any. He could have been the guy down the street. I think I even somehow called up a picture on a phone, and I kind of noticed right away, like, gee, he really looks like my father. Bold. I said to my mother, like, well, why are you asking me this? She goes, I think Bill Burr might be one of the children that your father sired in his days on being a traveling musician. This is a true story. I'm not making up. There's no joke in this. This is a true story. So do we have a response from Bill Burr? Bobbo, did you get on the phone and try to contact Bill Burr to get him on the show?

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely.

[JD Ryan]

What'd he say?

[John Clay Wolf]

Didn't get him. Oh, but I know what he's thinking.

[JD Ryan]

What's he thinking?

[John Clay Wolf]

I get a guy, I get a call from my publicist and calls me, calls me and says, guess who's your brother? Guess who's you? I said, was this a joke? He said, no, guess who's your brother? I said, I don't. Donald, Doug, I don't know. He says, billy Corgan.

[Gigi Drummond]

Billy Corgan.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said, who the hell is Billy Corgan? He's from the Smashing Pumpkins. I'm like, this guy's a fruit farmer or something. Who the hell is Billy Cordon who smashes pumpkins?

[Gigi Drummond]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Bill Burr wouldn't care.

[Gigi Drummond]

No, he wouldn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

But don't they look a little alive?

[JD Ryan]

They do.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I could see it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's crazy. These showbiz people.

[JD Ryan]

John, Bill Burr is my favorite comedian at this moment. I mean, of course, Chris Rock. I mean, there's better comedians. But as far as a guy that I'm going to and watching his reels. Yeah, that son of a bitch is funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's hot right now.

[JD Ryan]

He's. He's been hot. He's been around forever, but right now, the Internet's treating him well. We'll be right back.

[Bobby Brown]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, heard every Saturday morning across America. Los Angeles, Phoenix, Houston, Dallas, Nashville, San Diego, Las Vegas, Denver, New Orleans, Oklahoma City, Austin. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. And check out the [e-mail] or john claywolf.com now. John Clay Wolf, you know J.D.

[JD Ryan]

Yes. Thank you for grabbing me a cup of coffee.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're quite welcome.

[JD Ryan]

I hate Craig, you know. It's made society weak.

[Gigi Drummond]

Why?

[JD Ryan]

Screw the dolphins that gag on the little cups. I'm talking about the brown water. Oh, bro, there's no coffee in here. No coffee? It's brown water. It's not coffee. It's not man's coffee. It's not. That syrup that gave you, put hair on your. On your stuff and made you a man and got you going. America was built on coffee. This CR stuff is. Is like tea. It's turning this all into a bunch of flaky ass bread.

[Gigi Drummond]

Weak.

[JD Ryan]

Weak.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it really? Yeah, mine seems fine to me.

[JD Ryan]

Well, because I grew up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I grew up with parents who were one scoop people. Okay, that's brown water. She can't taste anything in there.

[JD Ryan]

You need to get that little paper and you need to put that stuff on it. You make some coffee.

[Gigi Drummond]

Right?

[JD Ryan]

Coffee. Be a man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I made coffee at my mom's house on Thanksgiving and I'm a force coupe man.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And like, yeah, my dad said chain.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oil, there should be. Yeah, there should be grains in the bottom of the cup when you finish.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said, sorry, dad. I thought something was wrong with your machine all this time.

[Gigi Drummond]

Chew it a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, chew it.

[JD Ryan]

Joe Exotic, the tiger King calling in this Thanksgiving weekend live from prison. Good morning, Joe.

[I]

Happy Thanksgiving to everybody.

[JD Ryan]

What did y'all eat in prison for on Thanksgiving? Did they do turkey?

[I]

Oh, my God. You would, you would think that the government is broke the way they feed us. Okay, so we got like two bites of turkey wrapped in probably 5 foot of aluminum foil. They spend more. They spend more on aluminum foil than they did on the turkey.

[JD Ryan]

What gives you guys something to smoke in the afternoon?

[I]

Yeah, exactly, exactly, exactly. They use the aluminum foil to put their meth on.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, your boy got fired.

[I]

My boy got fired, Matt. Yeah, well, no, he withdrew, you know.

[JD Ryan]

But Matt Gates gets. Gets. So let me backtrack for people that are driving down the highway. Wonder what the hell they're listening to on their Thanksgiving run. My name is John Clay Wolf. This is a show I do every Saturday, and you can find us [e-mail] Joe Exotic calls in from prison at this time every Saturday and gives us updates because we're planning his release party when he's going to get out. And we have a whole plan to bring him here to this town and have his party here, which we're going to do. But Matt gets Gates. Gates was on Joe's side and he was going to let him out and he just got pulled back for being a pedophile or something. Right?

[I]

He does have. He does have a few accusations, but, you know, I don't. After me being caught up in this mess and Trump being caught up in this mess, I wouldn't, I wouldn't actually convict him in the public eye Right. Yet. But, you know, he did withdraw, but. But he's still there as my advocate. And, you know, Marco Rubio opened a congressional inquiry for me last year, and he is the Secretary of State. So I still got, you know, I still got some connections there along with. With Terry Hogan. Hulk Hogan, Yeah. He's a real good friend. So we still got. We still got a lot of hope going on.

[Pre K]

Hmm.

[JD Ryan]

We've gone from planning parties to hope in one week, brother. Hmm.

[I]

I got. I got JD's email.

[JD Ryan]

So we're still going with JD's plan to release. We're gonna have a motorcade out to Walnut Springs. We're gonna have his release party at the Rattlesnake, and it's gonna be huge. Huge. I tell you, I hope it's Saturday afternoon at 2:00.

[Gigi Drummond]

Great.

[JD Ryan]

So that we can promote it on the radio. But I'm sure it'll happen Monday morning. It's 10. And it'll. But I think it'll go crazy on viral and we'll get it done.

[John Clay Wolf]

And don't forget hot tub. Bus.

[JD Ryan]

Hot tub.

[Gigi Drummond]

I'm working. I'm working on that bus. I found it. Yes.

[I]

Did you find it?

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, I found the bus.

[JD Ryan]

And Joe, we sent. My publicist sent a. A story of what we're working on to Netflix to see if they wanted to cover this.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I could see that because they. They need an update. Right, Joe?

[I]

Yeah. We definitely don't want the same producer that did Tiger King and Chimp Crazy, but.

[JD Ryan]

I got you now. I was also thinking, you know, when this happens, do you think, are you going to be a man of your word and stick with it? Since we've been working on this for a long time, if somebody comes. What if somebody comes in and says, well, I'm going to pay you something. Something to be the first. Well, just tell them to meet. Meet us there and they can have your interview first.

[I]

Yeah, no, no, we're gonna have to stick with the junk Clay Wolf gang.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. All right, you've heard it here, folks.

[I]

JD has been. JD had been riding with me since I was in solitary back in 2020.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[Gigi Drummond]

At least before that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[I]

But yeah, actually, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

But speaking of gays, how's your boyfriend?

[Gigi Drummond]

Why do I step into it?

[I]

You know, they. They got him in the shoe right now. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

What's that? What's that mean? I'm not.

[I]

I'm not sure. Well, they got him. Didn't sell confinement.

[JD Ryan]

What did he do?

[I]

No, we have no Idea. I have no idea for sure. You know, I've heard a bunch of rumors and you know how rumors are, but I haven't. I haven't heard definitely.

[JD Ryan]

Tell me the rumors.

[I]

You know, they. They say it's because he was in the wrong unit. Then they say it was because he received a ring from me, but he didn't. You know that. But that's. That's neither here or there.

[JD Ryan]

And.

[I]

And then, you know, this call is.

[Pre K]

From a federal prison, but he's saying.

[I]

It'S because we're together and that's the way of splitting us up. But who knows, you know?

[JD Ryan]

Do you miss him?

[I]

Should have just stayed with having sex in the shower and not told anybody, huh?

[JD Ryan]

And on that, we're gonna call it a day. Tiger King. Tiger King.

[I]

You know, you know how, you know, you know how the government is. If you do anything, right, they're going to punish you, right?

[JD Ryan]

This is true.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, man.

[JD Ryan]

Don't drop the soap.

[I]

Hey, you know what? For seven years, I dropped the whole shampoo bottle and nobody come running. So somebody lied to me about all that.

[JD Ryan]

Actually, if, when we do this, we need to do a stand up bit, I want you to start working on that. You've got nothing but time on your hands. You need to start putting your stand up. But you need to do a 10 minute set because you are funny. Bastard. We've had you on the show a lot and you've got a lot of good one liners. So you just need to put it together about a 10 minute set and we're going to change you to the comedy king. Comedy, Comedy.

[I]

I got a few prison jokes.

[JD Ryan]

Hang on just a second. Pre K, please put him on hold. Hang on. Nope, I just locked. I just. I just hung up on him and Joe. Yep. Oh, yep, yep. He's gone. It's. It's. It's. Speech impairment. Pediments. Terrence. Fault. Speech impediment. Terrence. Good morning. You're back. What? What's on your mind?

[Terrence]

A lot of people probably have. Is Gigi related to that guy Phil Drummond on that Old School Day show Different Strokes?

[Pre K]

Oh, yes.

[JD Ryan]

Tell me, tell me. Speech impediments. Terrence, why do you think Gigi would be related to Mr. Drummond from different Strokes?

[Terrence]

Because she said that her last name was Drumming. Gigi Drummer.

[Pre K]

That's right.

[Terrence]

And my wife, if I may have. My wife. Doy. When she was growing up, the house her parents called her.

[Pre K]

Oh, she must be a great person.

[Terrence]

Is that your nickname or is that your real name?

[Pre K]

Gigi that's my real name. I was named for the movie Gigi with Marie Chevalier.

[Terrence]

Yeah, I think. I think Julie. See, Julie's her name, but it's Julie Vincent. And the President. The Vice President, J.D. vance. My wife's original last name is Vin.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you. Speech impediment. Terrence. It's been a. It's been. Happy Thanksgiving to you, too.

[Michael Turley]

What is he talking about?

[Gigi Drummond]

No one will ever know.

[JD Ryan]

Coming up next is the Lightning Round with car calls. And this time I'm actually plugging it. I forgot to call in, tell you guys to call it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 7234. 800800 radio. So we covered that Joe Exotic drops the shampoo bottle in the prison showers and nobody mates him. And G.T.

[Michael Turley]

Drummond'S not related to Mr. Drummond.

[JD Ryan]

I mean, if you guys want to get smarter, you just gotta listen to us because this will make you smarter. Hey, boy. No, hey, sir. Yeah, them ain't smart pills. Them are goat turds. Seaboard, you're getting smarter already because the.

[John Clay Wolf]

World don't move to the beat of just one drum. Can it. Pow.

[JD Ryan]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Give me year. Make mouth miles. Average. Rougher. Clean. Call in with your cars. I'll bet it on the radio. On behalf of America's best car buyer. Give me the VIN.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the VIN.

[JD Ryan]

Give me THE VIN. Give me THE VIn.com. and remember, you can jump over if you're not driving and watch us on video at our YouTube channel, jcwshow.com, where the whole show is video streamed and there is no paywall on it. We don't have as many people this weekend as we normally do because it's a holiday weekend. Yeah, but you gotta remember there's a lot of new people out there catching us on the radio because they're driving, trying to tune out from their children. Sure, how would I know? And guys, this. We pick up more new listeners on holiday weekends because everybody's patterns are shifted. So JCW show is where you find us if you like what you're hearing. And you can join the wolf pack and become a regular. Be on the reg. And we will be right back with the Lightning, bro.

[Bobby Brown]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[JD Ryan]

This is the Lightning Round where I bid the cars real quick. Lewis and Macallan, 10F150FX2, 120,000 miles. Leather average. Rougher, clean.

[Terrence]

It's pretty clean. I mean, just the driver's seat gets a little rip on it from wear and tear. That's about it.

[JD Ryan]

Fix that for me, I'll give you 6,565. Okay, but I need the driver's seat fixed. If I've got to do it, I'll give you six.

[Terrence]

Okay, Sounds good.

[JD Ryan]

Yep. Jason and Erie. I've seen you on here for a while. I don't know what a B4C car is. Is.

[Terrence]

So that is a police service package. This was never owned by a municipality. But especially with a six speed, they're super rare. From my research, they either made 11 or 14 of them that were six speed and white.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, this is good. So you said it's on ebay right now?

[Terrence]

No, I had it on ebay a couple months ago and it's just been sitting. I drive it every once in a while.

[JD Ryan]

But what happened on ebay? Why didn't it sell?

[Terrence]

Well, I just had it at as a buy it now and there was a ton of messages that came through and people, you know, obviously not f body lovers didn't really know what it was. And it looks physically like a V6 car, but it is the powertrain of a Z28 and the brakes and suspension of a one LE card.

[JD Ryan]

There's one sentence that answers my question. It was too high.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's too damn high.

[JD Ryan]

That's why it didn't sell. So you're gonna have to get your thinking down because if you take a car and put it in a big forum like that where there's a lot of people looking, first of all, they searched it to find it. And then you're like feeling that nobody knew what it was. Well, they searched to get there. They didn't like the price.

[Terrence]

Well, all the questions that I got were what is a B4C?

[JD Ryan]

Why is it too high? Is the question. I hear you. I like it. I think it's neat. But I can tell you right now, if you're already hung it out there and didn't get any hits, it's too high and I don't know what it's worth. I'll figure it out. Go to gmtvcc.com which is give me the vin classic collector and I will research it and I will make you an offer. But I can tell you right now, if it didn't sell at 20 on eBay, I'm not going to be 20 either. Yeah, all right. Everybody else, just load your car into givemetheven.com Brian in Pennsylvania, 69 Ford Torino Cobra. I sent your info to Muffy in Arizona, who is my classic and collector expert. Because I don't know that Cobra version of a Torino myself. She does. And she'll be contacting you. Now.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a couple of questions that I have to ask you. They're a little personal. Have you ever been convicted of a felony or a misdemeanor? That's robbery, rape, car theft, that sort of thing?

[JD Ryan]

Convicted?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Never convicted.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good.

[Gigi Drummond]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are either of you homosexuals?

[Michael Turley]

You mean like flaming or.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's. It's a standard question we have to ask.

[JD Ryan]

No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Would they send us someplace special?

[I]

Oh, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

We're back.

[Bobby Brown]

Back to the John Claywolf show, presented by givemethevin.com Now, John, John Clay Wolf.

[JD Ryan]

Is that Blues Brothers? What is that? Stripes of stripes? Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Good morning. Thanksgiving Saturday, Texas A and M, University of Texas, 6:30 Match off UT's favor by what, Mike?

[Michael Turley]

Five and a half tech college station.

[JD Ryan]

Could be a trap game. Damn sure could be. We'll talk about that in a bit. Gigi.

[Pre K]

Yes?

[JD Ryan]

Do you have a P. Diddy update report for us?

[Pre K]

Yes, I do.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, I do.

[Michael Turley]

Speaking of homosexuals, it's time for the Diddy report.

[Pre K]

I like that little dance he does, though. But. Well, his third request for bail has been denied.

[Michael Turley]

Denied?

[Pre K]

Yes. Yes. I forgot the judge. The judge's name. The. The guy with a real long name.

[JD Ryan]

But he denied it saying dong.

[Pre K]

Huh? But he denied it saying that he was still going to be a threat to society if they let him out. And so here's some more Diddy news that you guys remember when Vanilla Ice got supposedly hung off the balcony by Suge. Yeah. Well, apparently Diddy hung this woman, Brianna bonabongalon off a 17 foot balcony and he threw her into the patio furniture and she must have been hatching up. Okay, she needs some gift, right? Juice. But no. So she's suing him and it's in the papers. So he's in all kind of trouble. He's not getting out. And his trial. I can't wait. This is going to be such a good TV year.

[JD Ryan]

It's going to be a TV deal, isn't it? Oh, my God. This will make Johnny Depp and Amber heard. Look, this will be the best.

[Pre K]

Oh my gosh.

[JD Ryan]

When is the trial?

[Pre K]

May 5th. May 5th. It starts. I can't wait. And January. The what? January the something we have Inauguration Day, you know what I mean? So it's like, I'm excited to watch TV again. I can't wait to hear it. So, yeah, that's my. Huh?

[JD Ryan]

We're gonna make TV great again.

[Pre K]

Yes. Aren't you excited?

[JD Ryan]

I wasn't until you just got me excited.

[Pre K]

Okay. See, I'm so excited. I can't wait. So anyways, yeah. That's the Diddy Report for today.

[JD Ryan]

Xavier, what's our favorite North Carolina Panthers name?

[John Clay Wolf]

Xavier Leggette.

[JD Ryan]

Love him. Yeah, I know y'all got something on him.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's real. We've got a whole segment we can do on this. You ready for this?

[JD Ryan]

I'm sitting here in dire suspense.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD's got it.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Gigi Drummond]

In case you missed any of these, basically, here's an idea of what he sounds like. This is a long time ago. Cut. 1.1.

[Pre K]

Xavier, you woke up a Carolina Panther this morning.

[JD Ryan]

Did you have to pinch yourself a little bit?

[Joe Exotic]

Oh, no, no, man. I woke up ready, man. I got a call right after I got James coming to pick me up at 9:30 in the morning. I told him I'm gonna be ready.

[Gigi Drummond]

I got 1.2. He's talking about some foods he likes and dislikes.

[Joe Exotic]

I don't eat seafood. I don't eat like, peppers and onions and all that. I don't really eat vegetables like this.

[JD Ryan]

Like, I just started eating the spooks.

[Gigi Drummond]

And we got a new one this week. See if you can decipher what he's saying in this interview clip. It'll be cut 1.3.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[Joe Exotic]

I'm mostly excited to eat today, man. It gonna be that cool, man. My cousin on that car meal last night told me they killed the cool two days ago. They took the clothes off and everything washable. Yeah, we about to dive into that today.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, hang on. I'm gonna have to slow. Can you slow it down?

[Michael Turley]

I can't tell you.

[Gigi Drummond]

Let me give you a little hint. The hint is he's answering the question, what are you having for Thanksgiving? So there's your hint.

[Michael Turley]

All right, here he is.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, hang on. Let me give the number out real quick so people can call in the. The Carolina people will be able to translate this. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. John Clay Wolf show. Go ahead.

[Terrence]

What?

[Joe Exotic]

I'm mostly excited today, man. It gonna be that cool, man. My cousin on that car, me last night tell me they killed the cool two days ago. They Took the clothes off and everything washable. Yeah, we about to dive into that today.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. So his cousin called him to let him know that they're going to be cool and they washed them up. They're going to dive into that on the dinner table. So he's talking about turkey, But I'm. I'm very much paraphrasing.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yes, you are.

[Michael Turley]

You are. Yes, you are.

[Gigi Drummond]

We have. We have what he said, but we.

[JD Ryan]

Want to let people guess yes to it.

[Gigi Drummond]

So once again, he's answering the question. What are you having for Thanksgiving?

[JD Ryan]

What?

[Joe Exotic]

I'm mostly excited to eat today, man. It gonna be that cool, man. My cousin on their cow mill last night tell me they killed the cool two days ago. They took the clothes off and everything washable. Yeah, we about to dive into that today.

[JD Ryan]

They killed the coon two days ago.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yes. You're getting good. Getting warmer.

[JD Ryan]

So his cousin shot a raccoon and they're correct and they're gonna eat him. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

2.

[JD Ryan]

They're gonna eat a raccoon for Thanksgiving? Yes. Get the hell out of here.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gonna get their clothes off and wash.

[JD Ryan]

Them up one more time.

[Joe Exotic]

When I'm mostly excited to eat today, man. It gonna be that cool, man. My cousin on their cow meal last night told me they killed the cool two days ago. They took the clothes off and everything washable. Yeah, we about to dive into that today.

[JD Ryan]

I'll be there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Took their clothes off and washed them up.

[Gigi Drummond]

The man I'm mostly excited to eat today, man, is gonna be coon, man. My cousin and them called up me last night. They tell me they killed some coons two days ago. They took the clothes off and washed them up. Yeah, we about to dive into that today.

[Michael Turley]

There's the translation of it. What, literally? That's what he said.

[JD Ryan]

I did not know that people ate raccoons as a delicacy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. And listen, neither did I. I'm two thirds hillbilly and we all know that, right? And I've had rabbit and squirrel and all kinds of things. I mean, no, I mean, I come from, you know.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, you told me a coon story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they snuck some cool up on me one time, man. I was doing a live remote at Larry's Marina in Wichita Falls, Texas. And Larry's dad was old.

[JD Ryan]

Old.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And we always gave away hot dogs off a smoker. We drug every remote. So the old man puts a pot of barbecue at homemade barbecue. Puts a pot on and it, you know, it looks like barbecue. It's chipped meat with sauce. And it's bubbling.

[JD Ryan]

I don't want to puke. You're gonna make me puke.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they put some of this on a hot dog bun and say, try this barbecue. And I tried it. Then it was a little. Little greasy and a little mealy and didn't seem right. They go, that's coon, boy. I'm like, blah.

[JD Ryan]

Michelle, you had that out all the way out there in Nevada. You could translate.

[Terrence]

I am. I can. And it just said it.

[JD Ryan]

They're gonna.

[Terrence]

His cousins were calling them and he's gonna be digging into some coons.

[JD Ryan]

Dusty, Mississippi Dusty. Have you ever had raccoon?

[Terrence]

No, I have not.

[JD Ryan]

Is it a normal for this to be a delicacy of the south? Because I was unaware?

[Terrence]

Yes. Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Is it in different demographics or is it for everything? You bake them.

[Terrence]

You bake him.

[JD Ryan]

You bake rack.

[Terrence]

I stuff them with an apple.

[Pre K]

What?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Does it taste like chicken? I don't know.

[Terrence]

They said it's real stringy.

[Gigi Drummond]

Okay, stop.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you. Dusty in Clinton, Mississippi, with the official coon update.

[Michael Turley]

But listen how excited he is about having this coon. This is the best.

[JD Ryan]

He's happy.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[Joe Exotic]

Well, I'm mostly excited to eat today, man. It gonna be that cool, man. My cousin on that cow meal last night tell me they killed the cool two days ago. They took the clothes off and everything. Wash the wolf. Yeah, we about to dive into that today.

[JD Ryan]

There you go. We'll be back. We're going to dive into some more right here on the John Clay Wolf show, brought to you by Gordon Boswell, Flowers, America's Florist, and givemetheven.com America's Best Car Buyer. Thank you for tuning in. Stay hooked. And remember, if you'd like to see it on video, you can go to jcwshow.com where it's broadcast there. Or grab the podcast. This afternoon. Goes up about 3:00 at the same site, jcwshow.com if you don't start drinking first thing in the morning. What's our T shirt?

[Gigi Drummond]

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[JD Ryan]

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[Bobby Brown]

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[JD Ryan]

Coon people on hold. Glenn, you eat raccoon now?

[Terrence]

I used to try. Happened a Lot. Back in high school, we'd get up before we went to school and go check the class down the Brazos River. And now when you. You dress a. An animal, that means you're taking his clothes off. You're pretty much undressing them.

[JD Ryan]

Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Jamie in Memphis.

[Terrence]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

I want to protect the South a little bit. Okay. I even dragged my husband out of the woods of Alabama where they make.

[Terrence]

Bathtub wine and moonshine.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Terrence]

They may eat some squirrel brains and eggs.

[John Clay Wolf]

We ain't eating no damn dang, dang coon.

[JD Ryan]

There you go. Jamie from Memphis, Tennessee.

[Michael Turley]

Delete squirrel brains.

[JD Ryan]

God. Have you ever been to a Mexican family's home on Christmas Eve?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Tamales. And they take pig brain and put it in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Menudo.

[Michael Turley]

Menudo.

[Gigi Drummond]

What's menudo?

[Pre K]

Menudo is tripe. What's tripe? Tripe is the stomach of the cow, and it's got honeycomb tripe. And I like the menudo with no hominy in it, just lots of tripe and liquid. It's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's cooked for so long. There's really very little texture to the tripe. And it will cure your hangover. It's more of a New Year's Day kind of a thing.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Gigi Drummond]

All right. You just eat chicken.

[John Clay Wolf]

We just gotta do it.

[JD Ryan]

Somebody on this. Like, we have a. There's a chat room on the YouTube channel of our guys, and they chat. What were they saying? They eat. What?

[Michael Turley]

I mean, there's a whole bunch of things, but the oddest one was chipmunk. I mean, they're talking about beaver and squirrel and rabbit and. But chipmunk.

[Gigi Drummond]

Here's somebody.

[JD Ryan]

Are these white people?

[Gigi Drummond]

Captain Jack, I'm about to vomit. That's me. I'm with you, Captain Jackson.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, there's not a lot of meat in a chipmunk, right?

[JD Ryan]

Randy the chipmunk. Are you here? I haven't seen you in a while.

[Gigi Drummond]

There he is. Hey, buddy.

[Michael Turley]

What's going to echo there? Going.

[JD Ryan]

Randy's running through.

[Gigi Drummond]

Just jumped up on the post.

[JD Ryan]

Malone's.

[Gigi Drummond]

He's been doing karaoke.

[JD Ryan]

Do people eat chipmunks? Were y'all talking about eating chipmunk? Yep. I mean, that's. Is that appropriate for radio? No, that's very sexually explicit.

[Gigi Drummond]

No, no, no, no.

[JD Ryan]

I mean, that's between one chipmunk and another chipmunk.

[Gigi Drummond]

That's different.

[JD Ryan]

That's for her pleasure. No, I mean, sure, it happens.

[Gigi Drummond]

You're talking about just actually physically.

[JD Ryan]

Sure, it happens. It may even be illegal.

[Gigi Drummond]

No, it's not.

[JD Ryan]

You know those special occasions.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Gigi Drummond]

We're talking about killing and eating the meat of a chipmunk.

[JD Ryan]

When am I gonna have time to. Although she'd love it anytime she really likes it. Somebody translate.

[Gigi Drummond]

He's really. He's speaking of eating a chipmunk in a different way than we're talking about. He's talking about something personal between the two chipmunks.

[JD Ryan]

Then we need to get rid of him.

[Gigi Drummond]

That's what I'm thinking.

[JD Ryan]

Bye, Randy. My girl Sharonda loves it. Bye. Bye. Box office magic. Moana 2 tops. Largest Thanksgiving ever. 220 million.

[Michael Turley]

Moana.

[Gigi Drummond]

Moana.

[JD Ryan]

Actually, the wife kids went Disney's again.

[Gigi Drummond]

Anybody go see?

[JD Ryan]

They did.

[Gigi Drummond]

Wicked.

[Michael Turley]

I've heard it's long. I haven't seen it.

[Pre K]

It's good.

[Gigi Drummond]

Wicked. It's good two hours. And it's actually only the first half. The second half will be out next year, so they can get you 15 bucks again.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, so you've seen it?

[Gigi Drummond]

I have not seen it, but I want to see it because I love the show.

[JD Ryan]

What's up with Moana? Football players.

[Gigi Drummond]

Moana. They're not Moana.

[JD Ryan]

They're good.

[Michael Turley]

Race. Moana's not a race.

[JD Ryan]

It's a movie title.

[Gigi Drummond]

Tongan is what you're talking about. It's an island ball dog. It's an island out near Hawaii that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

A magnetic shape that lends itself to being on any offensive line.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yeah. Big old.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big old men.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, they are big. They can play.

[Gigi Drummond]

And do you know where the largest population of Moana? Tangan. Tongans. You got me doing it. Tongans are in Ulis, Texas, believe it or not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that right?

[Gigi Drummond]

Yep.

[JD Ryan]

Exercise rooms and beds.

[Gigi Drummond]

No, but you can't go to a buffet in Ulysses without running into them.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that right?

[Gigi Drummond]

Absolutely. Positively.

[Michael Turley]

What do you mean by them?

[JD Ryan]

Tongans people.

[Gigi Drummond]

Tongans. People that are from Tonga.

[JD Ryan]

Where's Tonga?

[Gigi Drummond]

It is south, west of Hawaii. 300 miles.

[JD Ryan]

Well, how did they get over here?

[Gigi Drummond]

That's a very good question. And why did they end up in Euless, Texas? I don't know.

[JD Ryan]

Where do they play football? What's the Ulyss? The Ulis, Texas Trinity team.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trinity.

[Gigi Drummond]

Trinity, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

They used to be really good. Not so much and they're good now, but not as like dominant. Back in what, early 2000?

[JD Ryan]

Have y'all recreated recruited any of those Moana's to Alito?

[Michael Turley]

I'm sure they did, yeah. I don't know.

[JD Ryan]

That's what we need to do at Heights. My kids football team's got really good special players. We need some linemen. So we need to do it like an airing of Moana.

[Michael Turley]

You know, they don't wait, hold on.

[JD Ryan]

And have a buffet.

[Michael Turley]

So wait, I said we will air.

[JD Ryan]

The movie to bring them in and.

[Gigi Drummond]

Then feed them, doesn't bring them in.

[JD Ryan]

And then sign them to deals so they can come play football at Arlington Heights High School in Fort Worth, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's the accidental racist.

[JD Ryan]

We gotta put this team together.

[Gigi Drummond]

Like the movie is a deer feeder and you're bringing him in.

[JD Ryan]

The people. It's so funny because I just left California yesterday. I'm imagining people driving down the crazy highways in California. Like, what in the hell have we turned. Am I listening to? Did the station grab the wrong feed? I think they did. No, it's us. We've been here for like five years on KLOS and kgb and we have a little redneck in us.

[Gigi Drummond]

Talk about eating squirrels. Coons.

[Michael Turley]

You want to keep with the bad taste?

[JD Ryan]

Sure. I love the bad taste. On Thanksgiving weekends.

[Michael Turley]

I mean. Well, we might as well have the Prime Minister of Canada on, right?

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, he's very upset.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, he's very. Have you heard about this job?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why is he upset?

[Gigi Drummond]

Well, he's upset because the Trump administration has basically said that Mexico and Canada will get these tariffs, 20, 25% tariffs, because they won't stop people from coming across the border. So he's saying if you don't stop people from coming across the border, all your stuff's going to have tariffs on it. So they. And they also got mad because somewhere along the line the Trump administration said that Mexico and Canada are similar and Canadians didn't like that at all. Yeah, but we have. Do we have the prime minister with us?

[Michael Turley]

We got them online here from Canada. You there, Justin?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, dialing in there. You got this. The radio show.

[Gigi Drummond]

It is the radio show. Hi, Justin.

[Terrence]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know you were talking about the president down there. The president of E. Trump.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not quite yet there.

[Gigi Drummond]

No, President elect.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was talking about, you know that it's gonna put tariffs on Canada.

[Gigi Drummond]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

And on Mexico, you don't help. Like they're some kind of similarities or something.

[Gigi Drummond]

Well, you're either border and you don't stop people from coming in our country.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pardon? Pardon me. Right there. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Similarities are, you know, few and fire between. They're between, you know, Mexico, which I love, and I go two times a year.

[Gigi Drummond]

Do you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Gigi Drummond]

Okay, so you like it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay, tell me. Find me a good pancake. In Mexico.

[Gigi Drummond]

Well, they don't really.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'll kiss your rear end. Okay. You know, I'll take a Monty and a sack of beavers over a Federale and one of those Chihuahuas anytime, you know. And you got the tariffs. Okay.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So don't you like the maple syrup?

[Gigi Drummond]

We do like them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't you like it?

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about the Canadian Beacon?

[Gigi Drummond]

Ah, we love that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's nice.

[Gigi Drummond]

Very nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

How you gonna survive without that? Now, the other thing, too, is that you're in Canada.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We enjoy our Jack Daniels whiskey. Yeah, I like our whiskey. And can I say this on the radio? If you got a little beeper, you got a little dump button you can use. If I can't see it, we do. We enjoy the American porn. Really a lot.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry. We like it a lot and we. We watch it with our waves. We watch it without our waves a lot of times. But have you ever seen the Canadian porn?

[Gigi Drummond]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's basically like if you watch the Red Green show or the sctv. Okay. There's not a lot of boobage in the Canadian porn. It's mostly innuendo. Or if you want the full frontal noodle nudity, you have to see it from 75ft away, like one of those old phone cords you carry around the house.

[Gigi Drummond]

I remember that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And don't forget.

[Gigi Drummond]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who needs hot sauce when you got the maple syrup? Okay.

[Terrence]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Oh, Canada, oh, Canada, we love you. And the Trumpers can screw off there.

[Terrence]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry. Sorry.

[Gigi Drummond]

Thank you.

[JD Ryan]

What is the real story on the tariffs? Is it for oil?

[Gigi Drummond]

No, he's just saying products that come in from Mexico or from Canada will have a 25%, I believe, tariff put on them. And unless they. It's just a. It's a. It's a chess game. He said, unless you help us and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Close the borders, it may turn out to be an effective tactic. Yes, it may turn out to be an effective tactic. It could.

[JD Ryan]

And he's just throwing Canada in there to be PC for Mexico.

[Gigi Drummond]

He's just. Chess. It's a chess game.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gotta be fair.

[Gigi Drummond]

If we do this, you don't do that.

[JD Ryan]

What about Tonga?

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

No more.

[JD Ryan]

25 upchurch on Moana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. And it's. There are a lot, you know, economists, and I don't know how deeply you guys follow this, and this is boring, boring stuff. But there are a lot of takes on what, after effect, it could have. But as a strategy, just to suggest a tariff can get a hell of a lot Done politically and I'm talking about on global scale. That's all it is when you're dealing with other countries. Hell, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Speaking of politics, did you guys watch Fox News the night of the election?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Did you notice the facelifts on every body in the room?

[Gigi Drummond]

Yes.

[Terrence]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought they looked almost normal.

[JD Ryan]

I mean it was like everybody at Fox News is old and they've had it yanked.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think? I know. Their lighting was Fox News. If you watch a lot of times in the daytime, their news, like if you watch Cavuto, the lighting is different than if you watch other networks and it's, you know, you get used to. But they, on election night, they were all very well lit and a little closer to the camera than they usually are. And it was, it was a good looking broadcast. Election night. John, you gotta know this. I'm flipping all three major cable networks all night. All three, you know, just flipping back, you know, and forth. Love that stuff. There's something probably wrong with me.

[JD Ryan]

I gotta know this. I couldn't make it without it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[JD Ryan]

Why do all the Republicans have facelifts, do you think on Fox News they do.

[John Clay Wolf]

They did look bright and shiny.

[JD Ryan]

No, you're not facelifting.

[Gigi Drummond]

It's HD makeup, which is a different kind of makeup. It's the lighting. And of course they've all had facelifts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Especially Bret Baer.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

He looked very different than his normal daytime countenance.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, he looked very tight.

[JD Ryan]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We will be right back after this musical break. East coast, we're going to lose you because the time zone changed. So Jump over to JCW Show, John Clay Wolf, jcwshow.com Stream us on the audio stream or on the YouTube channel. It is live right now. Be right back.

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[JD Ryan]

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[JD Ryan]

For some reason, this is one of my favorite songs.

[Gigi Drummond]

I love this too.

[JD Ryan]

Do you remember the movie that made this song famous?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Yes.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, unkind something.

[JD Ryan]

Cruel Intentions.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cruel Intentions. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

And I made the mistake of watching the remake on Netflix last night for about 15 minutes.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, they made a remake on it?

[JD Ryan]

Like. Like a series show?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

And it is not good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's the Taming of the Shrew. There have been a dozen versions of that over the course of 50 years.

[JD Ryan]

That's a stretch, homeboy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's the best one.

[JD Ryan]

No, it's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Daniel's Liaisons was a version of Taming of the Shrew.

[JD Ryan]

They've done it over and over Time tie in Midland.

[Terrence]

Yes, Sir.

[JD Ryan]

You've got a 65 Barracuda bubble back with 73,000 original miles. You want 35, 000 for it?

[Terrence]

Yes, sir. Asking 35. It's been in 15 car shows. First in class every show. All original car.

[JD Ryan]

You can correct me. You hate me now because you love your car.

[Terrence]

Go ahead.

[JD Ryan]

Because that car's name is a Barracuda. People think that there's a desirability that goes along with the 70s barracuda. I've been down this road and I did not find that as my findings.

[Terrence]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Nobody that cars. It's just not pretty. It's ugly.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, man.

[JD Ryan]

Because a Barracuda is one of my favorite cars. I actually really. I mean, obviously I'd love to have a Hemi Cuda. Who wouldn't? But that 70 barracuda is just incredible. The Cuda is awesome. And then this previous body style, people hit me with them. And I hit the bait one time about seven years ago off of a airman in. I forgot what city. But yeah, I don't. Those things are hard to sell, so.

[Terrence]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

When you get an offer, take it. Okay.

[Terrence]

Well, this one's actually pretty unique. It's still got the auto temp, air conditioning, sticker on the window, all the paperwork.

[JD Ryan]

I mean, it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[Terrence]

It's a first in class winner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

I mean, but you had to pay somebody a fee to enter it into the show where they'd even look at the ugly son of a. It's. It's like, judge my kid. I'll pay you. She's ugly. But I'LL put a score on her ass. Yeah, she's pretty, you know? Got good skin, I guess. Beauty contest of the mud fence cars. 800, 807. I hate. I mean, I just. I fought that son of a. I don't. I'm out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll bet you bought it in Wichita Falls.

[JD Ryan]

I bought it in Colleen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, did you?

[JD Ryan]

From an airman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Home of the NATO training wing, North Texas.

[JD Ryan]

Same.

[Michael Turley]

You know what that sound is, John?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, it's showtime. Football picks.

[Michael Turley]

We got to get to him real quick because there's 11 o'clock games.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. Big rival games through my wing innings last week. Real quick. I like to hear it.

[Michael Turley]

You. I was going on a limb thinking maybe Indiana had a chance, and that was wrong. Against Ohio State. And I thought, oh, you know what? Not a chance to win. Just to cover the spread. That's all we're talking about, folks.

[JD Ryan]

And you were.

[Michael Turley]

And I was wrong With Notre Dame and Army and that. That. That was not close either. And then was right on the NFL with the Green Bay and the ners. You thought Niners would have a shot. They did not.

[JD Ryan]

They got killed.

[Michael Turley]

They got killed. Yeah. And then I was wrong. Well, I wasn't wrong. I let you have the pick of the Ravens over.

[JD Ryan]

What was this? What was the. I forgot. How many points was the spread? Not the spread, but what had in hand. How did it end?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, the Ravens killed him.

[JD Ryan]

It was. It was a big one.

[Michael Turley]

That's the Chargers.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

The hardball ball.

[JD Ryan]

You could have moved the line. I still.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, maybe. Maybe so.

[JD Ryan]

You did. You.

[Michael Turley]

You made out well.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you.

[Michael Turley]

So you're now only down $125. 30 and 25 for the year. You're 25 and 30 now. The Cowboys bet. It's looking a little interesting. Will they win over seven games, John, they won in two in a row.

[JD Ryan]

I'm not taking the bait.

[Michael Turley]

I'm not changing it.

[JD Ryan]

You are.

[Michael Turley]

You're the one that already said they win.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I was wrong. If they win, if the Cowboys go to the playoffs and there's something better to do, like go fishing or pet a dog, I'll do that. I just don't care. I don't want to watch them. I don't want to go through the emotional roller coaster. I don't want to go through the hype. Oh, my God. We won two games. Now what are we going to do? We're still going to suck if we make it to the playoffs. Two wild card. We're going to lose like the first quarter, it'll be over.

[Michael Turley]

It's not happening. They may win the next two games just to keep you intrigued, but they won't do anything after that.

[JD Ryan]

Teaser.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, they're. They're classic with doing that. All right, let's get to the big games. Michigan versus number two, Ohio State. It is at Ohio State. Michigan, six and five. A down year for him. Ohio State's ten and one. The spread, John, is nineteen and a half. Ohio State's favorite, Michigan.

[JD Ryan]

That's a lot of points.

[Michael Turley]

They've not looked great, but they played what top five teams past three weeks.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. And how did they fare?

[Michael Turley]

They didn't win. But they didn't, you know, they covered the spread at least.

[JD Ryan]

What was the spread?

[Michael Turley]

I mean, most of the time their favorite dogs by 10 points, but they kept it within a touchdown. And Ohio State against Ohio state.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[Michael Turley]

They're 0 and 5.

[JD Ryan]

I'm going to take Michigan with the 20 points. He's fixed to correct me. 19 and a half.

[Michael Turley]

19 and a half.

[JD Ryan]

Yes. I'm going to take that. That's a big line.

[Michael Turley]

I agree. So we're gonna have to move the line.

[JD Ryan]

Flip it. You can have it.

[Michael Turley]

I'm not gonna do that.

[JD Ryan]

No. Why?

[Michael Turley]

Because I said we're gonna move the line.

[JD Ryan]

No, no, no, no. I'm gonna. Now I'm gonna take the other side of the bet and you can have it.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, so now you're going to say Ohio State's going to take the 19 and a half. All right.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I'm getting smarter.

[Michael Turley]

Maybe. We'll see. I like that because I think Michigan's going to. That's a big game for the team.

[JD Ryan]

Let's move on. We've already made that bet.

[Michael Turley]

Number also, you'll have to have the split screen going here shortly at 11:00 on ESPN. Number 15, South Carolina. Gamecocks versus number 12, Clemson. South Carolina's eight and three, Clemson's nine and two.

[JD Ryan]

Clemson's 12.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, number 12. They're in the playoffs.

[JD Ryan]

They eased back up.

[Michael Turley]

Yep, they're in the playoffs. Clemson's favorite it is at Death Valley. They're favored by three points. The Cox have won five in a row against top 10 teams.

[JD Ryan]

The who?

[Michael Turley]

The Gamecocks. That's what they call them.

[JD Ryan]

You always got a vote on the Cox, but I'm gonna go with Clemson on the Tigers on this one.

[Michael Turley]

I'm gonna let you date that one because of that very stat I just said.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Won five straight on the road this year, too. Road hose number 230. Number five. Notre Dame 101 versus USC is six and five. It is at SoCal. The Irish have won nine games in a row.

[JD Ryan]

John, what's the line?

[Michael Turley]

Notre Dame is favored by seven and a half on the road.

[JD Ryan]

I'll take that.

[Michael Turley]

Damn. We have to move the line, John. I have to do that.

[JD Ryan]

What's your mark?

[Michael Turley]

Will Notre Dame win by five and a half?

[JD Ryan]

What was the line before?

[Michael Turley]

Seven and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's doing it.

[Gigi Drummond]

He's doing it right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doing it right now.

[Michael Turley]

What am I doing?

[JD Ryan]

You take seven.

[Gigi Drummond]

Look at this.

[John Clay Wolf]

You take seven. He acts like he doesn't like that. Oh.

[JD Ryan]

Well, then I'm confusing myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then he gives you five and you're.

[JD Ryan]

Like, I'll take Notre Dame seven, seven and a half. And now you're bringing me down to five. So yeah, I'll take it. Thank you.

[Michael Turley]

I thought you were saying usc.

[JD Ryan]

You heard me wrong.

[Michael Turley]

I heard you wrong.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. And now I got Notre Dame with five.

[Michael Turley]

Damn it, I heard you wrong. Yeah, I thought you said okay, but.

[JD Ryan]

I heard you right. All right.

[Michael Turley]

And then at 6:30, the last big college game, number three, Texas versus number 20, Texas A and M. This is for. Yeah, everything. SEC championship playoffs. I mean, am. I mean, what. A and M's probably had this on their schedule. As soon as UTA went, UT went to the sec.

[JD Ryan]

What's the line?

[Michael Turley]

Texas is favored by five and a half points.

[JD Ryan]

He's being careful of what he says now.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I know how to make sure.

[JD Ryan]

Is that accurate or is that.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, that is correct. Texas is favored by five and a.

[JD Ryan]

Half Station A and M just because I think it's a trap game. A and M has some momentum right now. It is at A. That is a weird place. And I'm just betting a weird feeling. I have no stats to back it up.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, yeah, There's. They have. UT's played the softest schedule. They have haven't beaten a ranked team all year. So I think you all that would be in your favor, but I'm going to go with UT because I've seen A and M enough.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Because unfortunately I've had vested interest in them. So I have to watch their games.

[JD Ryan]

And I want Texas to win. Let me be. Let me get clear there. I. But I want to beat you bad enough that I'll vote against my team.

[Michael Turley]

Well, I'm going to go with Texas so you can have that one. Because they've got dudes. A and M's got some dudes, but not enough positions.

[JD Ryan]

Do they have Tongans?

[Michael Turley]

They don't have any. Well, they do have some Tongans, but not Moana's. They don't have any.

[JD Ryan]

Start voting for Tongans.

[Michael Turley]

All right, just two NFL games real quick. Sunday at 3:30. Eagles 9 and 2 versus Ravens 8 and 4. The Ravens are favored by three. The Eagles are going to be real super bowl contenders. They have to win this game. Right, John?

[JD Ryan]

I'm going to go with the Eagles, and I hate to do that. God almighty. That's against my core.

[Michael Turley]

I think the Ravens, after watching them, they're four real.

[JD Ryan]

That's probably a dumb bet that I just made.

[Michael Turley]

It's on the road.

[JD Ryan]

I mean, it's right down the street. It's like three hours away.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, but it's still.

[JD Ryan]

There'll be plenty of Ravens fans there.

[Michael Turley]

All right, I'll let you take that one. And the last game on the peacock.

[JD Ryan]

So I took The Eagles.

[Michael Turley]

Eagles three points. Yes. So plus three. So 49ers five and six are in Buffalo nine and two. It's going to be a Snowmageddon game.

[JD Ryan]

Good.

[Michael Turley]

Bills are favored by six Bills. Yeah, I agree.

[JD Ryan]

So we got to move that one.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

After what happened last weekend and in the snow and those sissies from California can't play in San Fran in the snow.

[Michael Turley]

Will the Bills win by 10 points now?

[JD Ryan]

California as a whole is not sissies, just San Francisco. California. It's like Austin's full of citizens this season. Texas.

[Michael Turley]

Well, John, will they win by 10?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not the same 10.

[JD Ryan]

Is the line you just moved it to?

[Michael Turley]

Yes, from 6 to 10.

[JD Ryan]

How bad did Niners get beat last weekend?

[Michael Turley]

It was more than 10.

[JD Ryan]

I'm gonna say. Yeah, I'm gonna take it. Somebody just took your hooped it up your three pointer.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Yep. Okay.

[Michael Turley]

And there's our picks. Good luck, John.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you. Thank you. I'm coming back slowly. We will be back in just a moment after this song. My name's John Clay Wolf. This is the John Clay Wolf show brought to you proudly by America's best car buyer. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Give me THE VIN. Give me THE VIn.com. oh, is. Oh, it's car calls. Oh, yeah. So y'all need to call under this break because I'm gonna bid the cars on the radio for give me the vin.com right after this song. If you call 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Brian a 20 Jeep Gladiator Mohaw 40,000 miles hard top. Oh. 42 000. Trying to get close to that neighbors at 38. Take the neighbor's money. You there, Brian? Brian's doing well. You know what's wrong is the speakerphone in his jeep quit working because they make crappy products now. We'll be back in a minute.

[Bobby Brown]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by. Give me the vin.com. this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[JD Ryan]

And this is the lightning round where we bid cars on the radio. But first we've got a guy that is. Said he used to work for me two weeks ago. And you're a. You're a clown.

[Terrence]

No, this is ex employee buddy.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Terrence]

From Houston.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Terrence]

Yeah, I just did. I just did clown, you know, at car shows. But working for you, I just wanted to call in, tell you what a good experience it was.

[JD Ryan]

How did we. Why, why did you. Why are you no longer with us?

[Terrence]

Oh, well, because I moved to. I moved from Houston to Denton.

[Michael Turley]

Ah, driver okay.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Well, you should be able to help us out in DFW too, if you already know the system.

[Terrence]

Well, that's kind of a commute. Yeah, I'd love to do that. You know that, that.

[JD Ryan]

All right, do that. Thank you, Steve in Mississippi. 85, Iraq Z28. It's only got a hundred and thirty thousand miles on it.

[Terrence]

No, it's 100. I looked at it. It's 100.

[Gigi Drummond]

104.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, that changes everything.

[Terrence]

Oh, it's 104. 396.

[JD Ryan]

The VIN number is G. No, no, no, no. Hang on, hang on. We ain't doing that on the radio.

[Terrence]

Okay, go ahead.

[JD Ryan]

So 85 is. So it's a five liter. Is it a stick or an automatic?

[Terrence]

It's automatic.

[JD Ryan]

Has it ever lived in a trailer park ever?

[Terrence]

No, never.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Terrence]

Hell no, I've never lived in a trailer park.

[JD Ryan]

Okay?

[Terrence]

No, this. My father bought this car from my mother. Brand new, I mean. And I lost my father back in April 20th of 1924.

[JD Ryan]

Hell, that Vin number might have been about.

[Terrence]

I'm old. 20, 23. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I got. I got a lot of them. And I want to real while I can, if I have time. I want to reel that 70 foot cord in that Gigi's been having to deal with.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, you want to get her on the phone. Okay. So does five grand buy the Camaro?

[Terrence]

Oh, no, no.

[JD Ryan]

What buys it not five?

[Terrence]

No. Well, I don't, man. It's got to be. We talking at least double over that.

[JD Ryan]

I can't make any money with that car at 10 grand with a hundred thousand miles on it. I can, okay, I might be able to make money at 6 or 7, but I can't make. You might 10. I've got, I've got a 50,000 mile one that's got a 5, 7 in it that I own for 10 years. Got 100 on it. I mean, I don't care how nice it is, still got 100 on it. I've got a 5000 mile one that I own for 30. Yeah, I've got a 40,000 mile one that I own for 12. You've got a hundred thousand mile one and I'll give six or seven for it, depending on condition five if it's ever lived in a trailer park.

[Terrence]

No, it's never been in trailer park.

[JD Ryan]

How good looking was your mama?

[Terrence]

It's. How's what now?

[JD Ryan]

How good looking was your mama?

[Terrence]

How's it going with my mom?

[JD Ryan]

How good looking was she back in 85?

[Terrence]

Oh. Oh, good man you talking about? Hey, I get my looks from both.

[JD Ryan]

Of them, but I didn't see you.

[Terrence]

You know, and just. Well, I know you haven't, but you all do. That's, that's why I need to go to Walnut Grove.

[JD Ryan]

Well, drive that damned old clapped out, clapped out Iraq out here. Ah, well, drive mama's Iraq. If it makes it here, I'll give you eight grand for it. Just for your. Just because I know it's solid mechanically. If it makes it from Mississippi to Walnut Springs. All right, okay, well, look, look.

[Terrence]

All right, wait a minute, wait a minute now I'm gonna. I need to reel this 70 foot phone line cord in here a little bit.

[JD Ryan]

We gotta go, we gotta go. I don't know what the hell that was all about, but you can watch it in replay on Instagram, probably in a week because they will definitely take that call and make a reel out of it on our Instagram page. John Clay Wolf or the John Clay Wolf show on Facebook. Be back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's go easy on Mattel for mistakenly.

[JD Ryan]

Printing the address of a porn site on the packaging of their dolls from the movie Wicked. It was an easy mistake since there's long been a porn company called Wicked. But look on the bright side. Your kid learned something today.

[Bobby Brown]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, well, he's very popular. Esportos, Motor hits, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, they all adore him.

[Gigi Drummond]

They think he's a righteous dude.

[Bobby Brown]

Now. John Clay Wolf.

[JD Ryan]

Bob, when's the last time you went camping?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, gosh, 2010, I took my daughter Bri and my son William to the Brazos River, Rochelle's canoe rental, and did the 22 mile deal. You do about halfway if you sleep.

[JD Ryan]

In your car with the windows down. Does that count as a night of camping?

[Gigi Drummond]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it damn well can't.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[Gigi Drummond]

No, it's not camping.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. You've never seen the pine barons episode of Sopranos?

[Gigi Drummond]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they were Paulie and Christopher. We're stuck out there for days.

[Michael Turley]

Either taking somebody out or you're drawing or you're drunk and you're waking up.

[JD Ryan]

I wasn't drunk. I was just tired. I go too hard. And it was at the. It was last weekend and it was like nine at night. And I drove down to the pavilion to turn the lights off.

[Gigi Drummond]

Okay. Here at the ranch?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Gigi Drummond]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

And I turned the lights off. Actually, I didn't even turn the lights off. I just. I just had the windows down so perfect. It was like 68 degrees or 72 degrees. And I just said, you know, I'm gonna close my eyes for a minute and get a red. Just a minute asleep so that I can go down to the rattlesnake and pull an all nighter.

[Gigi Drummond]

Sure.

[JD Ryan]

You know, you gotta. You gotta prepare. You gotta stretch out these things while you're here. I Woke up at 7 in the morning. Oh, geez.

[Pre K]

Wow.

[Gigi Drummond]

I mean, all night in your car.

[Michael Turley]

Did no one look for you? Wonder where John's at.

[JD Ryan]

Nope.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

Nope. My wife was. She probably figured I'd already gone to the rattlesnake. Wow. She went to sleep and I. I woke up the next morning, I'm like, holy hell. What happened?

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah. Have to get out to go to the bathroom. Nothing. I slept all night.

[JD Ryan]

So.

[Michael Turley]

Upright.

[JD Ryan]

Upright.

[Gigi Drummond]

I can't do it.

[Michael Turley]

No way.

[JD Ryan]

I must have gone camping. I mean, now I've been camping.

[Michael Turley]

No, no.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, Pre K. That guy's been on hold. Hold for like an hour. I'd like to talk to him. Could you please push hold so I could get to it? It's a Rolls Royce caller that wants to sell his. Thank you. James.

[Terrence]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

How many miles on this Rolls Royce?

[Terrence]

That I don't know for sure, John. I'm trying to find out from the lawyer because I'm going to inherit this.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. What color is it?

[Terrence]

Oh, that I'm not sure of. I've seen a picture of it. It would seem like it was a darker color to me.

[JD Ryan]

What'd you do, 23andMe and find out you had a long last pappy long lost Pappy. And he left you a Rolls Royce?

[Terrence]

No, I actually had a friend that died from cancer of leukemia and he left me all this stuff and I wasn't aware of it. I got. His lawyer got hold of me. That's the lawyer of this, this man that has two clothing companies in California and one in Warsaw, Poland. I've got a copy of the wheel.

[JD Ryan]

Why did he leave you all this stuff?

[Terrence]

I don't know. He. He said he got hold of me and asked me could we be friends. This is not a scam. It's not a well planned out, even elaborate scam.

[JD Ryan]

So we all like Pen Pebbles?

[Terrence]

Yeah. Yeah, basically.

[JD Ryan]

Did you ever even meet him in person?

[Terrence]

I did not. I saw a picture of him. He was in Richmond, Kentucky in an apartment with nurses and everything. I even talked to the nurses. He died from leukemia right there in Richmond, Kentucky. He is buried out in California.

[JD Ryan]

What else has he got? What else do you get off the wheel?

[Terrence]

6% of what he had in the private bank. Which is 128,000.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Terrence]

And a 2023 three quarter ton crew cab, heavy duty LTZ plus with 12, 000 original miles.

[JD Ryan]

Go ahead.

[Terrence]

A 2003 Honda Go Wing track this man paid cash for.

[JD Ryan]

Was he straight? Yeah, because you know, if you're driving a trike.

[Gigi Drummond]

Didn't see that coming.

[Michael Turley]

How long was he a pen pal?

[Terrence]

I've been riding motorcycles, John, since I was old enough to hold him up.

[JD Ryan]

And do you have any trikes?

[Terrence]

Never been on a trike.

[JD Ryan]

Right, exactly my point. Queer is a three dollar bill. This guy liked you, but that's fine. He liked you enough to leave you all this money. Hey, when do you get the.

[Terrence]

Oh, wait a minute, let me back up. Back you up there. He originally was going to buy me a regular motorcycle, a big road bike. And I asked the, the people that. That had all these vehicles if they had a trike.

[JD Ryan]

You wanted one?

[Terrence]

Yeah, I wanted one. Oh, because I. I had a motorcycle that had a safe sidecar. But you can't hardly find those anymore.

[JD Ryan]

I'm gonna pay you in three dollar bills. I'm gonna pay you in three dollar bills. Well, you don't get my joke.

[Terrence]

I'm as straight as I can.

[JD Ryan]

I'm just kidding. Anyway. I'm just being. I'm just joking around. If you listen to me, you know that's my stick. Okay, So I. One more question. Why do you know the miles on the truck but you don't know the miles on the rolls?

[Terrence]

Because the, the person that was Selling the truck to the. The person that bought them. His name was Gary Smith. Yeah, the man told me the mileage and everything on that truck. That was the best truck he had for the price.

[JD Ryan]

He sold it to your friend Gary Smith.

[Terrence]

Bought, paid cash for it through bitcoin.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, is Gary Smith the guy that died?

[Terrence]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. All right. Well, you called in for me to bid your Rolls. We don't know the color and we don't know the miles, so I cannot bid it. But I am crazy interested.

[Terrence]

And yeah, as soon as I can find out. I asked the lawyer that question. The condition.

[JD Ryan]

When do you get the cars?

[Terrence]

Pardon me?

[JD Ryan]

When do you get the cars?

[Terrence]

It's sitting in Warsaw, Poland, right now with all the rest of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Poland.

[JD Ryan]

Here we go.

[Michael Turley]

Here's this catch. So you got to get them out.

[Gigi Drummond]

Of control and the shoe drops.

[Pre K]

Just give them your bank account number.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did the lawyer or any of the nurses ask for a credit card number?

[Terrence]

No. No. And this can be verified? All this can be verified?

[Pre K]

That's right.

[Terrence]

It's not, you know, it's not a well elaborate planned out scan.

[JD Ryan]

Well, here's what we'll do. Here's what we'll. We got to get them here. So we'll get them to the port. You and I will make a deal. Do you have any money?

[Terrence]

Do I have any money?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Terrence]

Yeah, I got some. Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Well, actually, you got 128,000. Then if that's sitting in Warsaw, Poland, they can just wire it to you.

[Terrence]

But that's it. That's it in California.

[JD Ryan]

When do you get the money?

[Terrence]

This next week.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, so we're gonna take the money, we're gonna move the cars over here. I'm gonna buy the cars from you and. But we just got to get them closer to the border.

[Terrence]

Okay, let me back it. Maybe. Let me back you up. I told the Austin the. They're gonna put the plot the car on a plane. They're gonna fly it from Warsaw, Poland, hypersonic to DFW in eight hours.

[Gigi Drummond]

No, they're not. I'm just gonna say it, dude. No, they're not. They're just not.

[JD Ryan]

That's not a cost efficient way to move a car.

[Gigi Drummond]

That's not even doable.

[JD Ryan]

You put it on a container. Do me this. Get the money, the 128, and then call back and let's start working forward, because all these moving parts are interesting, but that money is easy to move. And once you have that money, then you know this is real. But the hypersonic part, I'm calling BS on. So it's just because you can move that car from Poland to the States for two grand on a container, there's no reason to hypersonic on the Concord.

[Gigi Drummond]

The Concord doesn't fly anymore.

[Terrence]

Okay, okay, let me back. Let me back you up. I'm ex military and I know something about the. The flight.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Terrence]

All right, all right. I was a combat pilot in Vietnam. All right.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. They don't do cargo planes don't run past the speed. They don't bus mock.

[Terrence]

I didn't say it was a cargo plane.

[Michael Turley]

It's a hypersonic.

[JD Ryan]

Well, the hell. The hell could it be a Rolls be on a plane if it's not a cargo plane?

[Terrence]

Well, they've got big jets that can load. Load up things too. Ex military being. Being seeing cargo planes and stuff.

[JD Ryan]

Dude, I have yet to see a sonic boom off of a cargo plane.

[Terrence]

Well, the Concord used to fly.

[JD Ryan]

It's all. Be back in a minute, people.

[Michael Turley]

That was the damnedest story I've ever heard.

[JD Ryan]

Happy Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving. Be back.

[Bobby Brown]

And now back to the John Clay.

[JD Ryan]

Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com 19 effing years, guys. I'm getting tired. Tommy in Denham Springs.

[Terrence]

Yes, sir. I'm here with my brother Wes.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're here driving down the road. We're listening to this guy talking about.

[Terrence]

Flying up cargo and his. His uncles, whatever across the Wherever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hypersonic.

[Terrence]

I want to hear how he gets to the grocery.

[JD Ryan]

The. The chat room on the YouTube stream has just gone berserk with. Hang on, let me back you up. Let me back you up. Hang on, let me back you up. I mean, we went from125,000 gay lover, pen pal to a trike Harley to a Rolls in Warsaw, Poland that we're going to fly back over here.

[Michael Turley]

Hypersonic.

[JD Ryan]

Hypersonic. Non cargo jet. Son of a.

[Terrence]

When I heard Warsaw, I knew it was over. I was. I said, let's be good.

[JD Ryan]

It is time for Jeopardy. G.G.

[Pre K]

Here we go.

[JD Ryan]

So what are the topics this week, Bob?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it was time to test the intellect and pop culture IQ of our own John Clay Wolf show crew. Let's take a look. Look at those categories. Category one today when 007 goes away, Bond, actors in other films. And category two, not necessarily geometry deconstructing. Ice Cube. Y'all ready to play Jeopardy?

[JD Ryan]

What the hell's geometry and Ice Cube have to do?

[Pre K]

I have no idea.

[JD Ryan]

This sounds like the guy with the Rolls in Warsaw.

[John Clay Wolf]

I give you two words, eyes and cube is There any geometry there?

[JD Ryan]

But, I mean, I'm thinking Ice Cube, the rapper. Anyway, let's roll.

[John Clay Wolf]

You make your own categories.

[JD Ryan]

Y'all are going to win.

[John Clay Wolf]

Screw Jack. What you talking about?

[JD Ryan]

Y'all are going to quit bitching. Y'all are going to win the 007 stuff. I mean, short of the video game on Nintendo 90s, I. I know nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't do the Bond.

[JD Ryan]

Go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, I was being jammed.

[JD Ryan]

GG know the rules. Ding, ding. And he. He says GG or JD or John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. I was going to. I was.

[JD Ryan]

Pre.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre 1. The first bond actor, Sean Connery, won his only Academy Award as Best Supporting Actor in this crime drama that also featured Robert De Niro as the notorious Al Capone.

[Pre K]

Ding, ding, ding. Gg, what is Scarface?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's incorrect.

[JD Ryan]

Jesus Christ. Ding, ding, ding.

[Michael Turley]

Pre K. What are the Untouchables?

[John Clay Wolf]

That is correct.

[JD Ryan]

Oh.

[Michael Turley]

They'Re my mob movies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Palmer film. Great film. Question 2. This Bond actor co starred as himself driving an Aston Martin DB5 and Burt Reynolds slapstick road race blockbuster the Cannonball Run.

[JD Ryan]

Now, this Bond actor, he's one of them. Roger Moore. Ding, ding, ding. Who is Roger Moore?

[John Clay Wolf]

John?

[JD Ryan]

Yes. Who is Roger Moore?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's correct.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you.

[Michael Turley]

Out of order.

[John Clay Wolf]

But skippy on me. You almost give me. Here comes question three. While Roger Moore and Sean Connery are tied at having done seven Bond films each, the runner up and most recent actor to play double O, seven, has done a total of five.

[Gigi Drummond]

Ding, ding, ding.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D.

[Gigi Drummond]

Who is Daniel Craig?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's correct. Damn, he's good in those movies.

[Michael Turley]

How you doing over there, Gigi?

[Pre K]

Oh, shut up. God.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think she got one. Movies up in category two. Ice Cube's debut film, Boyz n the Hood, took its title from a song by this notable rapper.

[JD Ryan]

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

[Pre K]

Who is Easy E. That's correct.

[Michael Turley]

Damn. I mean, that was quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Question two. Ice Cube says this iconic line to his friend Dr. Dre just before the course of NWA's F the Police.

[Michael Turley]

Repeat it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ice Cube says this iconic line to his friend Dr. Dre just before the chorus of NWA's F the Police.

[JD Ryan]

Yo, hey, dope man. Just shut up and let me do my bit, okay? I'd appreciate it. Okay, okay. Hey, dope man. Yeah, boy. Wear corduroy. Money up to here, but unemployed. Keep smoking that rock, but my pocket getting bigger. Yo, got that. Five, zero, double up.

[Pre K]

Oh, he didn't say he didn't finish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Incorrect. It's not even that long.

[Pre K]

But I want you to finish this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Iconic Line of dialogue.

[Michael Turley]

That's what she said.

[Pre K]

Now he's turning red. Why you don't finish your little rap song, huh? What's wrong?

[John Clay Wolf]

You didn't even ding.

[Pre K]

Come on, come on.

[Michael Turley]

Pre K's dinging over there.

[Pre K]

Pre K, is it?

[Michael Turley]

Yo, Dre, I got something to say.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is correct.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yo, Trey. I still say that myself sometimes. Whether you do that or not, pre K's up. Question three. In this 90s comedy Friday, ice Cubes character, Craig Jones finally wins a fight against the neighborhood Billy Debo, played by this actor.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that's Tiny Zeus Lister, Baby Rip.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. That's correct.

[JD Ryan]

He's Googling over there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tiny Lister's done a lot of movies, man.

[Michael Turley]

Three K's up. Three to one.

[JD Ryan]

To one.

[Michael Turley]

To one. What can I say?

[Pre K]

I got on the board.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is good.

[JD Ryan]

He likes the dark meat, too.

[Michael Turley]

I like James Bond and Ice Cubes.

[JD Ryan]

My bad. Mean turkey.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, back to category one, Double Jeopardy. The most recent actor to play James Bond, Daniel Craig, got a lot of early attention from American audiences as a supporting actor in this early 2000s gangster film co starring Tom Hanks and Paul Newman.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[Pre K]

Paul?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I can think of it. It. It. I just don't know. JD.

[Gigi Drummond]

Ding, ding, ding.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD.

[Gigi Drummond]

It's a road to perdition.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's correct.

[Pre K]

Damn.

[Michael Turley]

JD's in the lead now.

[Gigi Drummond]

I am not.

[JD Ryan]

No, he's not. Pre K is. No, I gave Pre K. I gave him a point a minute. So tied.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Excuse me.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, here's our. Our last and final straw, kids. Double Jeopardy, Category two.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, was that a double for jd?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ice Cube scored a major hit in this darkly comedic war film set in Iraq during the Gulf War, co starring George Clooney and Mark Wahlberg.

[Michael Turley]

Rique, what is three Kings?

[John Clay Wolf]

That is correct.

[Michael Turley]

And we have a new champion.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn. Did you see that?

[Pre K]

About time.

[JD Ryan]

Finally did it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've said for weeks, someday his day will come.

[JD Ryan]

All it took was rap trivia.

[John Clay Wolf]

Unbelievable. Nobody was supposed to get that. That time, Tiny Lister Jr. John was.

[Michael Turley]

All excited to play it. He had his scoreboard all ready to go, and he was thinking, I'm gonna win this. And Pre K, his little song.

[Pre K]

He sang his heart out. Now, come on, come on. Back to the rap song. Hey, I want you to finish it.

[JD Ryan]

I. I can. I can rap.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not a lot of radio hosts are going to be able to rap that song either.

[Gigi Drummond]

Nope.

[Michael Turley]

No doubt.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you. Thank you. I try. I try.

[Michael Turley]

I can't play any of it, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would like to play no, no.

[Michael Turley]

It'S not a good idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yo, Dre, I got something to say. I finally watched Straight out of Compton, the movie.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, it's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pre K]

But they got in trouble with that song. I think it was NWA or one of those people. It was F. Police.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

And that's when Lois Tucker and everybody went after them. No more rap music.

[JD Ryan]

Have y'all seen my father in law around yesterday or today?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, not at all.

[JD Ryan]

I think he's mad at me.

[Gigi Drummond]

Why?

[JD Ryan]

What did you do?

[Gigi Drummond]

What you do?

[JD Ryan]

You know he's a Viking.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

And I've got my fishing. And when I was thinking about sleeping down at the pavilion, I've got my fishing stuff all straight.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yep.

[JD Ryan]

And I like to keep it straight.

[Gigi Drummond]

I see it.

[JD Ryan]

And he does this silly ass European rigging. And he starts doing all this crazy rigging on these fishing lines. I know, like, he's in the ocean or something.

[Gigi Drummond]

What?

[JD Ryan]

I mean, like, dude, just use a white zoom fluke. That's how you catch bass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

You don't catch it with pieces of Viking horn.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's he putting on there?

[JD Ryan]

It's crazy stuff. Like, speaking of, it's worse than fishing with Uncle Roy.

[Michael Turley]

Like, what are you talking about?

[JD Ryan]

These rigs that are like 20 hooks and crazy spinners. He goes and buys this crap. He's ruining my tackle situation. And then I've got to cut it and redo it so that we can actually catch something. And I think he took offense.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anything over a swivel is kind of overdoing it.

[JD Ryan]

I mean, have you never seen those rigs he's put on the. On the end of these lines? They're. I mean, dude, we are not in Denmark anymore. And this is not whatever sea y'all fishing. This is a pond in Texas.

[Michael Turley]

I've seen him fly fishing out there.

[Terrence]

What?

[JD Ryan]

Yes. What all he's got, really, to catch fish? There's a very simple method, and it is not that.

[Michael Turley]

That.

[Gigi Drummond]

That's not it.

[JD Ryan]

I mean, if you really want to catch something, get out a couple of telephones and crank on them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now. They will answer.

[JD Ryan]

They will answer every time, but. Jesus Christ. Oh, you're killing me. 800. 800 radio. So we're gonna lose most of the guys right now. West coast gets their final hour. Right now. It is Thanksgiving weekend. It is. We're all glad to be out of the house.

[Terrence]

House.

[JD Ryan]

That's why everybody's here today.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, baby.

[JD Ryan]

And I'm ready to get some leftovers, but I guess I'm going have to go buy them because Mama didn't cook this year.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, no, it's not happening.

[JD Ryan]

Well, she's going to cook later in the week, probably.

[Gigi Drummond]

She's a great cook.

[JD Ryan]

She's a great cook. She can cook way better than her father can rig a fishing line. All right. See y'all. It wouldn't be a while now. Yeah. When you're built like a car?

[Pre K]

You got a hubcap.

[JD Ryan]

Diamond star halo. You dirty sweet. In your mind, girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

The John Clay Wolf show has been a presentation of givemethevin.com from the Westwood One Radio Network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show.

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Locker out.