#483 John Clay Wolfe Show 12.14.24

Summary

Podcast Summary: The John Clay Wolfe Show #483 – December 14, 2024

Host and Show Overview The John Clay Wolfe Show, hosted by John Clay Wolfe and powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com, delves into a diverse range of topics each week, including cars, sports, entertainment, and more. Episode #483, released on December 14, 2024, continues this tradition with lively discussions, listener interactions, and unique segments that cater to both car enthusiasts and general listeners.

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**1. Behind the Scenes and Technical Hiccups (00:00 – 05:00)

The episode kicks off with co-host JD Ryan addressing technical issues related to a missed video shoot. The conversation highlights the challenges of coordinating video equipment and timely communication among the team.

Notable Quote:

JD Ryan [02:07]: "Well, I just know the rich suburbia guys out here don't want it for soccer practice. But one of like Texas oil field boys or something have a great time with this thing."

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**2. Holiday Movie Discussion: The Preacher's Wife (05:00 – 10:00)

The hosts engage in a lighthearted debate about the Christmas movie The Preacher's Wife, starring Denzel Washington and Whitney Houston. They dissect the film's plot and performances, offering personal opinions and anecdotes.

Notable Quotes:

Gigi Drummond [08:50]: "The Preacher's Wife is a classic Christmas movie about this preacher who has a fledgling church and he needs help maintaining this thing."

John Clay Wolfe [08:30]: "It was a little. Yeah, he's a little bit of a corrupted angel."

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**3. Listener Interaction: Car Bidding and GiveMeTheVIN.com Segment (10:00 – 20:00)

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to the listener call-in segment where JD Ryan bids on cars presented by callers. This interactive segment showcases various vehicles, discussing their make, model, mileage, and condition, ultimately offering purchase bids.

Notable Quotes:

John Clay Wolfe [13:06]: "Got all kinds of goodies on it. It's got a dollar billet steering rack from one of the trophy trucks that they use in the Baja 1000."

JD Ryan [14:00]: "There's market really tanked on these."

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**4. Technology and UFOs: Drones Over New Jersey and Oregon (20:00 – 30:00)

The hosts transition to a discussion on recent sightings of drones and unidentified flying objects (UFOs) over regions like New Jersey and Oregon. They analyze official statements, pilot reports, and public perceptions, blending factual information with their characteristic humor.

Notable Quotes:

DJ Pre K [20:18]: "These need to be brought down. Well, that lets bubba with a couple of beers think he can shoot these down."

John Clay Wolfe [21:45]: "He's got a partner. I don't. But the rich oil guys that are big recruiters for Texas Tech."

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**5. Entertainment and Pop Culture (30:00 – 40:00)

The conversation shifts to entertainment, where the hosts discuss new music releases, including Pantera songs played backwards. They also brainstorm ideas for potential future segments, such as a talk show featuring "Angry Lesbians," blending satire with creative concepts.

Notable Quotes:

JD Ryan [65:00]: "We have to do something like that next week."

John Clay Wolfe [66:34]: "They want just to stir you up."

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**6. Restaurant Spotlight: Bosque Cantina Launch (40:00 – 50:00)

John Clay Wolfe and JD Ryan highlight their newly opened restaurant, Bosque Cantina, in Walnut Springs, Texas. They praise the establishment's culinary excellence, spearheaded by celebrity chefs Graham Elliott and Felipe Armenta, and emphasize its status as a destination spot in the Texas Hill Country.

Notable Quotes:

JD Ryan [55:52]: "If you live in the region of Bosque, like Cleburne or Granbury or Clifton, Waco, Burleson, I'd head to Walnut. I'd try this out because it's open right now. It's the best Mexican food in all of south DFW."

John Clay Wolfe [56:43]: "We've revitalized it with bars and restaurants in a car museum, in a saloon. It's just like a little movie set."

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**7. Mail from Jail: Johnny Cash Impersonation (50:00 – 60:00)

A humorous segment features a Johnny Cash impersonator sending a mock message from jail, praising the show and sharing fictional grievances. The hosts engage in playful banter, maintaining the show's comedic tone.

Notable Quotes:

Johnny Cash Impersonator [82:25]: "Hello, everybody. I cast the John Clay Wolfe show every Saturday morning, and it always has me laughing in the day room."

Gigi Drummond [85:26]: "You sounded like you missed my joke. It's okay, I'm not going to repeat it."

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**8. Auction Insights and Market Trends (60:00 – 70:00)

JD Ryan discusses the intricacies of classic car auctions, specifically the upcoming event at Manheim Dallas. He provides insights into the valuation of high-end vehicles, the importance of dealer partnerships, and the challenges of negotiating purchase fees.

Notable Quotes:

JD Ryan [93:03]: "There's a trading post of unfinished projects. And these guys are making offers. Like, Jesus Christ, people."

John Clay Wolfe [96:52]: "You can't run a whorehouse and marry all of the working girls."

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**9. Final Thoughts and Upcoming Segments (70:00 – End)

The episode concludes with the hosts reflecting on listener feedback, addressing negative comments, and reiterating the show's availability across various platforms. They also tease future segments, including music backtracks and more interactive elements.

Notable Quotes:

JD Ryan [99:29]: "I never thought about you getting locked up for several years and don't hear from anybody."

John Clay Wolfe [123:27]: "You cannot run a whorehouse and marry all of the working girls."

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Conclusion

Episode #483 of The John Clay Wolfe Show offers a blend of automotive expertise, pop culture commentary, and engaging listener interactions. The hosts' dynamic chemistry and unapologetic humor create a lively atmosphere, making it an entertaining listen for fans and newcomers alike. From bidding on classic cars to dissecting UFO sightings and launching a new restaurant, the episode encapsulates the show's eclectic and spirited essence.

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Highlighted Quotes with Timestamps:

• JD Ryan [02:07]: "Well, I just know the rich suburbia guys out here don't want it for soccer practice."
• Gigi Drummond [08:50]: "The Preacher's Wife is a classic Christmas movie..."
• John Clay Wolfe [13:06]: "Got all kinds of goodies on it..."
• DJ Pre K [20:18]: "They need to be brought down..."
• JD Ryan [65:00]: "We have to do something like that next week."
• JD Ryan [93:03]: "There's a trading post of unfinished projects..."
• Johnny Cash Impersonator [82:25]: "Hello, everybody. I cast the John Clay Wolfe show..."
• John Clay Wolfe [123:27]: "You cannot run a whorehouse and marry all of the working girls."

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Transcript

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[Gigi Drummond]

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[Gigi Drummond]

Thanks for making us number one.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, DJ Homeschool is training his replacement. DJ Transfer.

[DJ Pre K]

DJ Transfer.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. DJ Transfer is transferred schools to a different school.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

For political reasons, I'm sure. And he might be. You're not DJ homeschool too, are you? Kyle, you there getting that mic boy? Is he there? Yes, sir. Are you a transfer? Are you homeschooling?

[Gigi Drummond]

No, sir.

[JD Ryan]

I can't hear you.

[Gigi Drummond]

He's gonna learn how to use a mic.

[JD Ryan]

Learn how you DJ can't talk in a mic. Get in the mic right here. Okay, you there?

[Gigi Drummond]

That's the mic.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's the mic. All right. Yes. No. Yes, boss. Whip cracker. Did you transfer or are you homeschooled?

[Gigi Drummond]

No, I'm transferred.

[JD Ryan]

Did you homeschool for a little bit?

[Gigi Drummond]

No, I actually didn't. I went from Glen Rose and then I'm in, like, a charter school now.

[JD Ryan]

Stay in that mic, boy. I've got a question for you. Here's my question for you. We're glad you're here. You need to be a little bit earlier.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right?

[JD Ryan]

And how fast were you going down my road when you were running late this morning? Just a few minutes ago. Hey, don't. Don't lie to me. We're testing the line right now. I'm pretty sure it was like.

[Gigi Drummond]

I think it was 45.

[JD Ryan]

I think it was 50. I think it was 50. Yeah, I think it was 50. Okay, so what if my little 10 year old boy was walking over that hilltop with his dog, Old Yeller.

[Gigi Drummond]

Well, sir, I slowed down and sat.

[JD Ryan]

Up in my chair when I went over the hills. You don't drive 50 miles an hour on my ranch roads. Do you understand me?

[Gigi Drummond]

Yes, sir.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. Thank you. And as long as we're chewing ass when I take you on a video shoot, what are you gonna bring? Microphones and a camera? Yeah. Video equipment.

[Gigi Drummond]

Well, I mean, I was only in.

[JD Ryan]

I was only informed at like, 9:00 the previous night after I'd already left the studio.

[Gigi Drummond]

And that's early, actually, to get that much.

[JD Ryan]

9:00 the previous night. We weren't meeting out there until 2:00 the next day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 16 hours of notice.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, that's. Well, I did have to go to.

[JD Ryan]

School at like, 8 in the morning. Huh. So why didn't you, after school. Why didn't you come out here and get the gear before you went?

[Gigi Drummond]

Well, I left school at, like, 12, and then I came straight home and we had to go straight to Mineral.

[JD Ryan]

Wells, but I literally pulled in the driveway, got in the truck. What good are you to me without video equipment if we're doing a video shoot? Well, I haven't really. I wasn't really informed. Okay, so maybe you need to ask more questions. Did you talk to Bryce about it? No. I didn't know if he put you together and sent you down the road without any gear. No, I only heard it from my dad. I thought I said. I know. I sent an email and CCU on it.

[Gigi Drummond]

I don't know if I got that email.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, let me check. Well, there's no reason checking now. We're on a radio show. This is four days later. We've missed the video shoot. Checking is not gonna change a damn thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

John, you know what his. You know what his wolf show name should be?

[JD Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Spicoli. I'm getting Spicoli vibes all off. Well, but why didn't you bring a camera? Well, Mr. Hand.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. Don't ever be going over 30 miles an hour out here. Ever. Yes, sir. Okay. And when we go on a video shoot, bring equipment.

[Gigi Drummond]

I definitely will.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you. Thank you. We've cleared up. It's D.J.

[Gigi Drummond]

Excuses is what we got here.

[JD Ryan]

Excuses. DJ. D.J. speech impediment. D.J. speech Impediment. You there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, I D.J. pegs back in Pittsburgh. Anyway, I like to ask you. Wow. What you up in Central Texas?

[JD Ryan]

Yep. I agree.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you guys in Florida?

[JD Ryan]

We're in Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you're broadcast Florida or in Texas.

[JD Ryan]

No, we're in Texas. We're in Texas. We're at. We're. We're deep in the heart. We're at the Ranch. We're at the Ranch Studios. That's why DJ Homeschool tried to run down the road. 50 miles an hour. Thank you. What's that guy's name that does the. Frankie. The weather updates?

[John Clay Wolf]

The weather guy.

[JD Ryan]

Can you do one?

[DJ Pre K]

Frankie McDonald. That's the guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's hurricane in. Bring hot chocolate.

[Gigi Drummond]

What happened to Frankie? We didn't see him.

[DJ Pre K]

Frankie McDonald. He kind of drifted away.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's out there. He's one of my Facebook friends. He hasn't changed a bit.

[DJ Pre K]

Is he still putting out videos?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

I'm you. This morning. My. My wife came in. She woke me up at 3:30am Maybe 4.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that?

[JD Ryan]

On a show night. Wow. And not in that good way. I was gonna say it was in that good way. I'd be okay. Was it a good thing?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's she up at? 3:30. Is she troubled about the economy again?

[JD Ryan]

No, she was in her. She. She's got this room where she does her craft stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

And she just geeks out on her. On her girl stuff. It's like her room that nobody's supposed to be in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. The pink shed.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, it's pink. And she fell asleep in there. She woke up in the middle of the night and came and got in bed, but started, you know, playing those damn reels. Social media, that's what people do now. Instead of watch television. They watch their phone and they watch reels. And I'm guilty as well, so I can make fun of people. But I was sleeping last night and so I woke up. And so we're laying there at 4 in the morning, both looking at our damn phones now and then. What time? And now it's early and I haven't had enough sleep, so I might go take a nap.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be all right.

[JD Ryan]

I mean, it'd be all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre's got some really good dope.

[DJ Pre K]

That's what we don't need.

[JD Ryan]

Does he have any upper Holla?

[John Clay Wolf]

Surely he's already tired.

[JD Ryan]

I came in last night and Pre is in. Seriously, a black white male. And I mean, he feels it down deep. I've caught him when he doesn't know that I'm looking. I've spied on him and he watches urban television.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Like in his off time, he's watching bet. He's reading Jet magazine. I came in last night and he's watching a Christmas Special all by himself. Because I came down here. I figured we were still kind of partying. And I told Jeanette. I was like, hey, meet me down at the barn. They're probably all drinking. We'll wrap up the night and walk in and Pre K is just sitting there watching tv. He's watching them. Don't tell me. I'm gonna let Gigi guess the name of it. Yeah, Gigi, It's. It's Denzel Washington and Whitney Houston. Oh, that's the one where she's a singer. What? Makes sense, Dan, you know. No, you know what I mean. I can't think of the name of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Preacher's Wife. Right?

[JD Ryan]

I mean, thanks, Bob. I was wanting to milk this out a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was guessing, too. I didn't know if I was right.

[JD Ryan]

I love that movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

So last week, Pre K and I watched a holiday movie on bet, and it was the. It was the Cedric the Entertainer classic where my pumpkin, like, is that really being circus? That's the name of the movie where my pumpkin.

[JD Ryan]

What? Pregnant. What's the storyline of the Preacher's Wife?

[Gigi Drummond]

The Preacher's Wife is a classic Christmas movie about this preacher who has a fledgling church and he needs help maintaining this thing. So God sends down an angel in Denzel Washington to help him get his church back in order, and Denzel ends up trying to bang his wife.

[JD Ryan]

So that's a rough storyline.

[Gigi Drummond]

It's a little. Yeah, he's a little bit of a corrupted angel. Whitney Houston is all about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You got to see the movie.

[Gigi Drummond]

It's a classic. It's not very good.

[JD Ryan]

Remember it or was that a bad. I think. I don't think he tried to bang his wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Gigi Drummond]

You watch it. And Denzel was on it.

[JD Ryan]

Now, was this a good Whitney Houston or bad Whitney Houston moment?

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, this was Whitney Houston middle of her height of the drug addiction.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, this is good. Whitney. Pre drug Whitney. He just said middle of the height of her drug addiction. And Gigi says, yeah, that's good, Bobby.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was good.

[JD Ryan]

What other. If I wanted to catch up on my urban Christmas specials, what else do you suggest?

[Gigi Drummond]

You know, the one classic Christmas movie in the hood is Friday after next, the third Friday movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Gigi Drummond]

With Cat Williams and, you know, Ice Cube and Mike Epps and all that. It's. It's a Christmas classic. It's a Christmas classic. Oh, yeah. Like miracle on 34th street, you know.

[JD Ryan]

How dare you.

[Gigi Drummond]

It's a Wonderful World or whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's called the Wonderful Live.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah. Yeah, no, Friday after next is above all those.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, my God.

[JD Ryan]

Gigi, do you have any suggestions that are more pointed? I'm trying to. I mean, we. We always watch Charlie Brown's Christmas on Christmas Eve. So that's. That's my recommendation. And the Grinch is still Christmas. What do you watch, Charlie?

[Gigi Drummond]

I don't really watch Christmas special.

[JD Ryan]

You lived over in the barrio growing up, remember?

[Gigi Drummond]

I'm Jewish, you know, I can't. I can't watch.

[JD Ryan]

Ebony Scrooge.

[Gigi Drummond]

We get into like, you know, Christmas vacation, that kind of thing. You know, fun movies.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not fundamentally kosher, though. What kind of juices is done to the Episcopal School?

[JD Ryan]

8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. Eight hundred, eight hundred radio. My name is John Clay wolf and we will buy your car in this next segment. If you'd like to call in, that's the lightning round where I bid people's cars to buy them. Forget givemetheven.com America's best car buyer, the sponsor of this show. Don't forget Gordon Boswell flowers coast to coast flower delivery. We endorse them greatly over the past several years. You can get a link to gordon [e-mail] if you can't spell Gordon Boswell, gimme the VIN. Also buys RVs, buses, not really tractor trailers, but the big buses, class abc and Harley's dirt bikes. We got a dirt bike specialist. We've got a bus and RV specialist. Like a coach. We buy high lines and classic and collectors too. Coming up next is the lightning round. So we're gonna take a quick break during the music and that gives you a minute to call in. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio and calling you. Hey, Bryce, Kyle, when I'm doing that, if you'll put that thing called live car bed on above my head like we're doing an instagram yesterday. I think we should do that every time that I'm priming for the lightning round and then the people that are watching online can see it too. So if you can have that wording handy, I think that will help. Be right back. Now back to the John Clay wolf.

[Gigi Drummond]

Show presented by givemethevid.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show.

[JD Ryan]

I can't get my damn headphones straight. Okay, West Maryland 22 Bronco Raptor, 26,000 miles hard top lifted. Did you lift it or was it the stock Raptor Bronco Lift.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I put an aftermarket lift kit from a reputable company, not some ebay stuff.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got all kinds of goodies on it. It's got a dollar billet steering rack from one of the trophy trucks that they use in the Baja 1000. Billet tie rods, upper control arms, 40 inch tires. It's got a winch on the front.

[JD Ryan]

You know all the stuff. 40 inch tires?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

That's huge. One of the only in the country.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Trying to get rid of it like I can buy a regular one. So the money. Your miles are high by the way. Not trying to pick on you, but they are. So here's a. I'm looking at 23 on OV 23 Raptor Bronco with 1300 miles, not 25,000 miles. I can buy it for 70. And here's. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now the market. There's market really tanked on these.

[JD Ryan]

I think your truck's worth. With that many miles. I think it's worth 60 plus 60 probably three the way that you're talking with the crazy gear on it. 63 grand is what I'd pay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah. I just know the rich suburbia guys out here don't want it for soccer practice. But one of like Texas oil field boys or something have a great time with this thing.

[JD Ryan]

They would, but they'd rather buy a 1300 mile year new or 23 for you know, a little bit more money. It's a good car. It's just. It's just all about what it's worth and how many miles. That. That's a high miles for that rig in that year.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is.

[JD Ryan]

I actually drove it to go four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wheeling instead of, you know, just. So it's got a few miles on it, but it's got 20 grand in extra.

[JD Ryan]

Alex? Alex, you there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, we're here.

[JD Ryan]

What is your concern? So, yeah, we are in the D.C.

[John Clay Wolf]

Area and my Bluetooth isn't working on my phone. So we picked up your chef indicated we have been bored like our gaze at what's what you.

[JD Ryan]

It's fabulous.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's very funny, but it would never muster you.

[JD Ryan]

It's. What do you. Do you realize that we're on the air in Washington D.C. right now? Oh, on big 100. We were not on D.C. 101. We're on big 100. So you can hop over there and listen to our smack talk and trust me, they don't like it either. I've caught more flack actually. That whole D.C. thing has caused me more problems in My syndication across the country. But we've been on in D.C. for, gosh, six years. It's been a long time, but I'm glad, glad we got a new listener. Thank you. My name is John Clay Wolf. What age did you lose your virginity? But it was John Clay Wolf Cars the radio for America's best car buyer. And lightly offend some folks from time to time, including my own Gigi. How are you feeling, by the way? I gotta. We gotta get a break, G. So when we come back, we need a GG Health update. Okay? All right. Be right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

You ever go to somebody's house and they got a dog that's barking at you, growling at you, and they go, ah, he won't bite. It's like, why you think that? Cause he'd never done it before.

[JD Ryan]

Well, maybe today is the day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cause he looks like he wants to bite, right? It's like he show up at somebody's house and there's some guy in there with a knife. He won't stab you.

[Gigi Drummond]

This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[JD Ryan]

From coast to coast, the number one weekend morning show in America. Heard in Miami, Washington, D.C. houston, Dallas, Nashville, Pittsburgh, Charlotte, New Orleans, Oklahoma City, Austin. And broadcasting to the rest of the [e-mail] or john claywolf.com even Washington, D.C. gigi Drummond? Yes. How are you? I am fine. Happy to be here. You got a week until your surgery or 10 days. Oh, no, I have a. I think it's December 30th. That's like. But today's not the 20th.

[DJ Pre K]

16 days.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, thank you. Is it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Are you gonna have to stay overnight or in and out? They said same day, so I'm excited. When you go in for a boob job, do they let you out that day? I don't know. Let's get me one and find out. JD I bet he's got a lot of.

[DJ Pre K]

The answer is, yes, they do.

[JD Ryan]

You know who makes a lot of money is those LASIK doctors.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, yes, of course.

[DJ Pre K]

Have you ever done that? Anybody in here?

[Gigi Drummond]

Me.

[JD Ryan]

Did you get two?

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Why are you wearing hot dollar glasses?

[DJ Pre K]

Because it's been 25 years and your eyes do continue to change.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yes, I've learned that. Now I'm gonna have to get some glasses.

[JD Ryan]

How long ago did you do it?

[Gigi Drummond]

That was 2007. Oh, yeah. So it's been a minute. My eyes are starting, I guess. What is it? Far side. Near side. You can't see far away.

[DJ Pre K]

You can't see far away. Then you. Near side. Yeah.

[Gigi Drummond]

Near side.

[JD Ryan]

Gigi, if you ever got Lasik, I wouldn't let anybody touch my eyes. See, I'd let him do my boobs for letting my eyes. Yeah, me too.

[Gigi Drummond]

It's wild.

[JD Ryan]

Definitely. I had this girlfriend in high school, and her dad was a Lasik guy. And we're going back 30 something years, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[JD Ryan]

Before it went right at the cutting edge of it. No, no pun. But I remember he worked a lot. But on Saturdays, he would go and do tons of surgeries because he'd line them up for Saturday, and It was like 4 in the afternoon, and he came back. I was over at their house, hanging out at my high school girlfriend's house, and I'm like, talking to him. I was like, why do you always work Saturdays? He's like, because I just made $180,000 today. Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got a point.

[JD Ryan]

And that was in 1990. I'm like, damn, you're buying lunch.

[Gigi Drummond]

How much were they charging then for that surgery? It had been crazy.

[JD Ryan]

It was more expensive back then. But I think he did like 30 that day.

[DJ Pre K]

It's about right. They run them through like cattle. You're in there for. Well, the process takes two hours. You're in there 10 minutes, and you're awake.

[Gigi Drummond]

I mean, it's crazy. The whole time you see, like, it's light and. I mean, is that right?

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't put you out for that?

[JD Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Holy God.

[Gigi Drummond]

They're numb, but it's. Yeah. You. You see it?

[John Clay Wolf]

You ever seen that?

[DJ Pre K]

You seen the eye thing they do on Clockwork Orange where they make the guy's eyes.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[DJ Pre K]

That's real, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my brothers.

[JD Ryan]

What? For real?

[DJ Pre K]

They. They. They brace your eye open with a piece of machinery so you can't close or blink.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, I could not get away from this film. Oh, my brother.

[JD Ryan]

Speaking of weirdos, it's time for Florida news.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, good.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now, from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D.

[JD Ryan]

Ryan.

[DJ Pre K]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[DJ Pre K]

A Florida man accused of breaking into a home in Winter Haven this week. Residents say they were woke up at about 1:30 in the morning. Loud banging at the front door. So they run down the hall, what do they find? Oh, naked guy. Well, he's only half naked, standing in the living room wearing a shirt, but no pants, no shoes, and of course, holding a bottle of carpet cleaner. Yeah, you have to. One of them yelled at the guy. He dropped the carpet cleaner, ran out the door. Cops did Find this guy. By the way, 23 year old Austin Alexander Smith told the officers he didn't really recall. He didn't really recall what he had done because he was say with me high on math.

[JD Ryan]

When's the last time you took anything? 8:30. 8:30 tonight. What did you use? Meth. How much did you use? Huh? A shard. How did you take it? I eat it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You eat it.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. Do you normally eat your meth? Yes. I used to snort and I ate.

[John Clay Wolf]

My whole nose cavity.

[JD Ryan]

You snorted it before now.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay, all right, very good.

[Gigi Drummond]

What's a chat? What is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

What is a shard? That's before you break it out of its solid glass. You remember your breaking bad, right before you break the glass. Before you break it.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Out of shard, form into powder. It's like glass. And if you eat it, you prefer it. Like a solid chunk doesn't tear up your nose. A shard is a chunk. It's about a gram and a half.

[DJ Pre K]

God.

[Gigi Drummond]

Just eating it straight.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, we all heard some people that got in trouble with their insurance providers. This Florida woman has been charged with threatening her health insurance provider during a phone conversation after cops said she uttered the words, are you ready? She was on the phone with them and said the words delay, deny, depose. You guys are next. This is 42 year old Brianna Boston. Told the rep on her blue. Yeah, her Blue Cross Blue Shield. So technically that's kind of a threat.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is a threat.

[DJ Pre K]

Especially after somebody just got shot and she ended that Sashi into the phone conversation. Now we actually have an editorial about this particular topic with our very own DJ Pre K. Now what would you do? Actually, sir, Joe. Yes.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, we talking about the. The lady who was tripping on the phone.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, sir.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, man, look, this funky dog headed lady, cancerous looking damn. I'll tell you what I would do if she talked to me like that.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Gigi Drummond]

I would go get me a hoodie, I would go get me a mask, get on my little e bike, probably 3D, print me a gun and a suppressor and I'd find her.

[DJ Pre K]

No, it's a bad idea.

[Gigi Drummond]

And knock that chick into stage four. Oh, God.

[DJ Pre K]

Damn that shit ugly. Really quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you really feel?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, really. She shouldn't do that. Do not threaten somebody, especially after an executive's just been shot. So that was a really, really bad idea.

[JD Ryan]

What a.

[John Clay Wolf]

What a line. You guys are next.

[DJ Pre K]

You guys are next.

[Gigi Drummond]

They found the dude, by the way.

[DJ Pre K]

They found the girl.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, no, I'm talking about the guy that Was.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah, Luigi something.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Mangion. Luigi Mangion.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have a story about.

[DJ Pre K]

We have a story about him later too. They found him and he's crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know how they're. You know how they're addressing him in.

[DJ Pre K]

Pennsylvania, not even covered by. By United Healthcare.

[John Clay Wolf]

How they move him between court and. And back to prison and crowds gather outside. This how they address him? It's got number one on our audio.

[JD Ryan]

What's happening? What's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Luigi. Luigi. Mario. Luigi, it's me. Mario. That's.

[DJ Pre K]

That ain't real. You stop it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is real.

[Gigi Drummond]

No, that's real. Yeah, these. All these people around, listen, they're saying that for real.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

What's happening.

[Gigi Drummond]

As he's being dragged into jail.

[DJ Pre K]

That's a little funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's me, Mario.

[DJ Pre K]

All right, now we have to bring John back into the show because he's totally not paying attention. All right, we'll be back with more crazy nutty silliness in a few minutes. But the John Clay Wolf show. Don't go away.

[JD Ryan]

Nutty, nutty, you're nutty.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need $$.

[JD Ryan]

That's what I need. We now return to the John Clay wolf show, America's largest weekend morning Show. Call in 800-800-RODIO and check out the [e-mail] or johnclaywolf.com the largest radio show, fastest growing podcast. The John Clay Wolf Show. 800-807-234. Cindy in South Carolina, good morning. You're on the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[JD Ryan]

Hey. Hey. You have a 17 stingray vet. Is it a Cooper convertible? Yes, convertible, but it's a Z50.

[John Clay Wolf]

White with a navy blue top.

[JD Ryan]

White with a nav package. Yeah, we edit a Z51 package. Oh, it's convertible. Okay. And is it a convertible Z51.2LT. How many miles? 30,000. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

17 to 17.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. The end of that was. No, there were. What was the last year of the front engine? Corvette. 20, I think, or 19, I think. Yeah, yeah. 37. 19 or 20. Yeah. Does it need tires? No, we just put brand new tires on it. Okay. Does 35 grand buy it? No, no, no, no. What buys it? No, book. What book? Sorry, what book? The. I think it's Kelly's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me just ask my husband which one. He was looking up on it.

[JD Ryan]

High was on 47.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me just see if that was the book where he was looking at it online.

[JD Ryan]

Those books don't always write checks. Yeah, it was Kelly. It was Kelly Blue book. Kelly blue balls. 30000 miles? Yeah. I, I, I'm a 40 grand buyer. Maybe 42 and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[JD Ryan]

So you're my first. As I said. I just considering that's what every woman in my life has always told me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I listen to you all the time.

[JD Ryan]

And I'm like, is it timing? You're my first. I normally don't do this but I called in the radio. Okay. Cool. 40. 42. Normally 42 and a half. It's not a bad car. The miles are fine, but they're not low for, you know. Yeah. You know. Well, I bought it to drive it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's good.

[JD Ryan]

I mean that's why people buy. I mean there's nothing wrong with that. They're just not worth putting in their garage. Yeah. A lot of people do. They're just not worth as much when they get driven. But that's. I'm glad you enjoyed it. Hey. I bought a Lamborghini Huracan with 150,000 miles on. It was three or four years old. The guy, rich guy, bought it and he just drove it coast to coast. Just drove it and drove it and drove it and drove.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Cool. I mean that's what they're for. You still wanted it. Yeah. There's an ask for every seat and there are no bad cars. There's an ask for every seat and there's no bad cars. There's just bad prices. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Pantera is our backtracks later on in the show today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[JD Ryan]

You know what we haven't done is you just lost a listener in a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're starting to like us.

[JD Ryan]

I know. It's unfortunate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

I wouldn't mind doing. You just lost a listener.

[DJ Pre K]

I don't think I have one this week.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I got one.

[DJ Pre K]

You've got one. Okay, good.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. You just lost a listener last week when we did the story and Gigi was talking about her parents beating her with a Hot Wheels track. Yep. I don't have the. I don't have the letter. But I have the title that you do not beat your kids with Hot Wheel tracks. So whoever.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's probably a correct assessment.

[JD Ryan]

You put this together. Do you have the letter?

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet I do.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. We can get to it later then. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the. Colin, what's happened? Who's playing today? Army, Navy. That's the only game on.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yes. That's the big game.

[JD Ryan]

What's the game? It's the Only game. It's not even big.

[Gigi Drummond]

Well, it's big because both are really good this year and which they're fighting for. The Commander in Chief cup.

[DJ Pre K]

Can you imagine the security at this place? Trump and J.D. vance are both there and a bunch. A bunch of other people.

[Gigi Drummond]

Well, I mean, you got a lot of. Yeah, think about the security that's already there anyway. It's built in, so.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Gigi Drummond]

But yeah, that's the 125th edition of army versus Navy, and our Navy is a dog by six. Army's the favorite, so. Favored by six points. We'll get to that. You want to get that now or you want to wait?

[JD Ryan]

No, wait, we'll wait. In la, beat the Rams on, I mean, Thursday.

[Gigi Drummond]

Rams beat the Niners.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I'm a little tired. Rams beat the Niners on Thursday.

[Gigi Drummond]

That was a boring game.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

What a story, though, about the guy that refused to play.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, that's called a sore loser because he started most of the year and the guy that he was starting for came back and so when it was time that the linebackers got hurt. Yeah, he's needing a break. The guy.

[JD Ryan]

Well, during the game. Hurt.

[Gigi Drummond]

No, during the game he was tired. So the guy. Next guy up. All right, come on in.

[JD Ryan]

The backup back called back to duty and he said, no, I'm not going to go in.

[Gigi Drummond]

He's just being selfish. He's like, you don't want me to start, I'm not going to play.

[DJ Pre K]

No, you're being paid to be there.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't expect that in the pros.

[JD Ryan]

I've never seen it. Or besides the crazy guy in Florida that ripped his clothes off and ran off the field.

[Gigi Drummond]

The receiver, Antonio Brown.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Gigi Drummond]

It's a little. It's a little crazy.

[JD Ryan]

And he.

[Gigi Drummond]

He'll get cut. I think what the Niners are doing, though, they're just going to Cinnamon Ice so that no one else picks him up for the rest of the year. Oh, yeah, but not play him. That's. That's some hardcore stuff right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, sure.

[Gigi Drummond]

Because that's what he's wanting at this point. He's like, well, just cut me then. And then he thinks somebody else will pick him up and somebody will. Cuz he's not bad, he's just selfish.

[JD Ryan]

You remember his name?

[Gigi Drummond]

Deontay something. I can't remember his name.

[JD Ryan]

Get out of here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doo Doo. Johnson.

[Gigi Drummond]

Johnson.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know when you say the name Antonio Brown. I haven't heard that name since the week that happened. And we talk about going away suddenly.

[Gigi Drummond]

You know, it was nuts.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, he never played again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ripped his jersey off. I kill you all. I kill you.

[DJ Pre K]

Devondre Campbell.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yes, Devon. I was close.

[DJ Pre K]

You were.

[JD Ryan]

Devondre Campbell is. See, I. They can't find him for refusing to play.

[Gigi Drummond]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

Gigi, you said your son is looking for a linebacker position? Sounds like there's one available in San Francisco. Okay. How tall is he? About six three, I think. And what? Do you know what he weighs? I think he weighs about 2:20. No, it's more than that. You think? I saw that kid. He's big. Yeah, I bet he's 260. Linebacker build. Linebacker cut. His name's Kevlar, right? Yeah. I mean, Kevlar.

[DJ Pre K]

He was born to play football.

[JD Ryan]

Did you say Kevlar? Ura. Kevlar, huh? If that's not a football name in a foot. I mean, this kid is. I mean, he is just jailed. Is he still Jack? Yeah, he is. He is, yeah. Tell him to send a letter to the 49ers. Maybe they'll take him on.

[John Clay Wolf]

You never know.

[JD Ryan]

He'll actually. He'll play.

[Gigi Drummond]

He got any college eligibility left? Because Bill Belicheet is in North Carolina now, head coach. He needs somebody.

[JD Ryan]

That's right, he does. Why is he doing that?

[Gigi Drummond]

Because he's been blackballed from the NFL because he cheats. And so no one's really wanting to hire him. And so he's like, you know what? Screw y'all. And college football is like the NFL now with Nil.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Gigi Drummond]

You have to have a general manager. You can allocate money. So he sees it as like, you know what? I can. I can do this.

[JD Ryan]

How old is he?

[Gigi Drummond]

72. Now, this is perfect for him because his girlfriend's 25, so she's gonna be really jealous of all the college girls.

[JD Ryan]

I'm liking this guy more and more.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, it's like, you know. You ever remember the movie Back to School with Rodney Dangerfield?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Gigi Drummond]

That's gonna be Bella cheat in the hot tub with her girls all around.

[JD Ryan]

Well, how about Coach O down in New Orleans? His girlfriend's about to 25 also.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, I mean, this is. I was shocked to see him go back, but it makes sense when you start reading about, you know, he's got ties to that area. His dad was a coach at North Carolina. He the. I guess he went to a wedding for the lacrosse coach. His daughter's a lost lacrosse coach. That's probably going to go over there. His son's in college football. He's just building a Whole thing there for his kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Mr. Impersonationist. What does Coach O sound like in the sack? Do it, come on.

[Gigi Drummond]

In the sack? No, this is recruiting.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll get over there.

[Gigi Drummond]

We're gonna go get that girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't get over.

[JD Ryan]

We're gonna put her in order now.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll put her down.

[JD Ryan]

Is that clock right?

[Gigi Drummond]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

So I got two minutes?

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. Coach O, is he working anywhere right now? This is the LSU coach that won the national championships.

[Gigi Drummond]

He's a free agent.

[JD Ryan]

I wonder why he had gotten picked up.

[Gigi Drummond]

I think because he was kind of exposed.

[JD Ryan]

What about Saban? What's it. I mean he's done. He wants to be done. He's going to stay done.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah. He got out because of the nil, right.

[JD Ryan]

He saw it was coming.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah. And for him it wasn't going to work. Where Bella cheat. I mean it works because he's used to managing that in NFL.

[JD Ryan]

Was this Saban's first year gone or second year? Gone.

[Gigi Drummond]

This is his first full year this.

[JD Ryan]

Year and they did not even make a 12 team playoff. Yeah, that is saying something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, that tells. This is a lot.

[JD Ryan]

The playoff is full of a bunch of different teams this year. I mean yeah, Boise State, they were always been a contender but I mean they've never had a top four contender.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, never had a chance to be.

[JD Ryan]

In the playoff because of the politics of the establishment. And this completely broke it up. Completely broken up. It's going to completely change all of the recruiting and the portal transfer.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's almost worth watching.

[JD Ryan]

Did you see what Texas Tech did? They went and bought like half of Michigan's team, I think. I mean I'm over exaggerating.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, they're talking about the transfer portal.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, the line.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Aggressive recruiting and these guys, I know him pretty well.

[JD Ryan]

One of them pretty well. His partner. I don't. But the rich oil guys that are big recruiters for Texas Tech. There was a Twitter war going on and they said why don't you just buy all of our people. And he screenshotted it and put it back. Okay, I will. And he did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[DJ Pre K]

And he did.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is. It's going to be a whole different game. The college ball. Yeah. To me I feel like it's brand new to me. I haven't watched actively in years. Charlie. Charlie drugged me into McGuire's doing a.

[JD Ryan]

Pretty good job with Tech. Hey, well, we're out of time. 800, 807, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio going into hour number two. We will be right back. Remember jcw show.com if you want to watch the video stream and the podcast goes up about 8, 3 o'clock this afternoon. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio for America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com we buy RVs and buses and motorcycles. Be right back. I was coming down the mountain.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[JD Ryan]

Bring it.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[JD Ryan]

You do not have the right to judge me.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[JD Ryan]

I don't think he was catching you on your Snoop Dogg thing. He didn't catch it. Now he's not paying attention to your camera.

[DJ Pre K]

No, he's not.

[Gigi Drummond]

Snoop on a stoop.

[DJ Pre K]

Snoop on a stoop. Get it.

[JD Ryan]

There he is. There he is. That looks like one of those bad 70s Davey and Goliath Claymation things.

[Gigi Drummond]

He's everywhere. He's even got a bowl game.

[JD Ryan]

Snoop does a bowl game. Get it.

[Gigi Drummond]

In Arizona.

[JD Ryan]

Yes. Seriously.

[Gigi Drummond]

No, I'm, I'm, I'm not just making a joke.

[JD Ryan]

No, I know. I don't understand why Snoop. Do you know why Snoop is so popular right now? Because he's a cool cat. I mean he's like bigger now than he's ever been. He's mainstream.

[Gigi Drummond]

And he was a crit back in the day.

[JD Ryan]

It's hard to get. It's hard to get into that mainstream. You know, Speaking of, we put this video up. So Rollins came out and did a video on all the cars that we're having this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

And his guy shot it, and he sent us the footage, too. And he's like, well, y'all can put it up. When I put mine up, I'm like, there's no reason for us to put it up on our YouTube channel. And you put it up on yours. And I assume that he was just wanting to show me the power of his brand, his flex there. So he's got 150,000 views on his, and I've got 10,000 views on mine. Same video.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, he's, you know, had a TV show on Discovery, and that's the big draw.

[Gigi Drummond]

No, that's a flex. That's all he's doing.

[JD Ryan]

Absolute flex. Absolute flex. But I do. But he was like, no, no, just put it up on yours. I'm. I know. I mean, I know what this is going to happen here. I'm just going to look like I got run over by a train.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Flex. That's the Flex.

[DJ Pre K]

That is.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, we're. We're deep in December, but that's almost like runner up for the new word usage of the year.

[JD Ryan]

Are you playing it, Kyle?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the Flex.

[JD Ryan]

And there it is. Yeah, there's the vid. That's my. My version. But anyway, you can watch that on a. His YouTube channel. You might as well just go to his. You'd get more views on his. What were you telling me?

[DJ Pre K]

But he's. He looks older than you do, and you're gonna outlive him.

[JD Ryan]

He is older than I am.

[DJ Pre K]

I know he looks.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I mean, he looks rough.

[DJ Pre K]

You look tired this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you.

[DJ Pre K]

You want me to run to the store? There's a store five minutes down the road. I can get you an energy.

[JD Ryan]

Five minutes down. There's 10 minutes down the road.

[DJ Pre K]

Trying to be nice. I'm just.

[JD Ryan]

You want me to.

[DJ Pre K]

I'm gone for 20 minutes.

[JD Ryan]

Getting rid of you for 20 minutes might be all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, damn. Damn. Holy crap.

[DJ Pre K]

I'm trying to be nice to you.

[JD Ryan]

You want to give me energy. What's wrong with me?

[DJ Pre K]

You're just. You said you woke up at three in the morning by your wife.

[JD Ryan]

You're tired, Gigi, Do I sound like I'm dragginess? You sound kind of slow just a little bit. Just A tight. So what happened? When this making you slow? Oh, my wife woke me up at three in the morning and I didn't go to bed until 1.

[Gigi Drummond]

You got no sleep?

[JD Ryan]

I got no sleep. I heard you leave the house at 6, 5:15, 5:30. Yeah, I was still up. Oh, you were? Yeah. Wow. Right. That's what's wrong with me. Honey, I love you, but please don't wake me up in the middle of night on a show night. Jesus, it's tough now.

[Gigi Drummond]

Everybody's gonna suffer just because of her, huh?

[JD Ryan]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. J.D. ever since you've gotten married, you've never spent the night out here. I mean, are you afraid to leave your woman's side now?

[DJ Pre K]

First of all, I enjoy her company.

[JD Ryan]

If I come out here, what am.

[DJ Pre K]

I gonna do on Friday night? I'm gonna see you guys get drunk. I'm gonna watch Bob. I've seen both of these things. Watch Bob sing. And you get drunk. Oh, boy, what a fun night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, I've seen you sing. You're amazing. Oh, but I've seen it.

[JD Ryan]

And me get drunk. I don't really get drunk. I drink. But I mean, are you. Correct me? I mean, how many times have you seen me drunk?

[DJ Pre K]

Never, actually, the truth is.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I mean, but tipsy, sure. Yeah, but drunk.

[DJ Pre K]

But see, you just. It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a time or two.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. I mean, I'm not saying I'm above it. Like that night that we were out there with UFO Danny and we were doing those stupid videos. I was drunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you're a wise duck though. But, you know, you don't have to hide it from me. Like I can tell.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I'm not trying to hide anything. I just don't like getting drunk where I'm out of control.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

And with my walking as bad as it is, if I'm drunk, it's really bad.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah. I've never seen you pass out drunk. That type. Yeah, no, it's.

[JD Ryan]

Now, that's why you sip on beer. If you start drinking that liquor sneak up on your ass and beer will fill you up. You know what? What else is slow? What? What's so funny?

[Gigi Drummond]

I was like, you've never been as drunk as Bobo.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, God.

[Gigi Drummond]

Like, where you're just not controllable, uncontrollable.

[JD Ryan]

I'll never.

[Gigi Drummond]

It was been, what, two years? About this time, about three years ago.

[JD Ryan]

At the old office when they had to like harpoon him and drag him out. It was so bad.

[Gigi Drummond]

I was on. I remember I was at dinner and they were calling me to help get control of Bobo. I mean, you were hammered. I've never been that hammered before. I've never seen any.

[JD Ryan]

And Rob took him home and he. And he. When he's walking up to the. I wasn't there, but what I heard, he's walking up to his door. He just did a head first into the shrubs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. No, absolutely 65 degrees portside.

[DJ Pre K]

You were so hungover. 1 remember I tried to wake you up for the show once when. And you were so out. I could. I'm shaking you.

[JD Ryan]

We put shaving cream on him.

[DJ Pre K]

Put shaving cream and drew on your face and still didn't wake you up.

[Gigi Drummond]

That's drunk.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, that's pretty drunk.

[JD Ryan]

I wish I was asleep right now. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, where would I be without last night?

[JD Ryan]

The first time I've seen you drinking any beer in a long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's. I've been. I've been holding back.

[JD Ryan]

Did you pay your tab when you left?

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Somebody paid my tap with it. They said, that'll be $12, sir. And I said, what?

[DJ Pre K]

What a minute. Your talent. You're on stage there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I agree, but.

[DJ Pre K]

And you don't get paid and you.

[JD Ryan]

Have to pay your what? Because I'm with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you going to do?

[DJ Pre K]

You're going to say, I'm talent. I don't. I don't pay attention.

[JD Ryan]

What are they paying you to play?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, so they're charging you for the beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I quite enjoy it.

[JD Ryan]

They're charging you for the beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well.

[JD Ryan]

And you're drinking draft beer, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I was drinking Jim Beam last night.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. I look like draft beer from across the room.

[John Clay Wolf]

Diet Coke and Jim Bean.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. I think going forward that it's clear that you're a five drink guy for your.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Effort without pain. Because when my friend has to sends me a text message saying, oh, by the way, I got Bobbo's tab last night, I'm like, why did Bob O even have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was that a friend of yours? Yeah, I just assumed it was you. No, never got to say thank you.

[Gigi Drummond]

You shouldn't have to do that.

[JD Ryan]

But you should have to do that because you're the talent and you're playing for free and they shouldn't be charging you for your drinks. Now if you're going to order a prime rib.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

I think dinner and drink should be exchanged for you doing this for free.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sometimes they. Sometimes they feed me very seldom that I Eat anything up there on a Friday night that, you know, I'm demure.

[JD Ryan]

What's demure?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that means I just don't make a fuss.

[JD Ryan]

Well, I'll make a fuss on your behalf because I think that that's a little petty.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I didn't even think about it because, you know, Liz and I are pretty close. My favorite barmaid up there, you can.

[JD Ryan]

Slap her at 20 as a tip. But I don't think you should be paying for your drinks. I mean. Well, yeah, I do too, when I have my wallet. I lost my damn wallet. I can't find my damn wallet. I haven't had my wallet in two days.

[Gigi Drummond]

Mmm. No id. Nothing.

[JD Ryan]

I got nothing.

[DJ Pre K]

Did you cancel everything? Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Not yet. Because I know I haven't lost it. Lost it. It's just dumb lost. Okay, so I dumb lose personal items. I dumb lose my phone. I dumb lose my wallet. Bob, are you having flashback? Did you see it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen, I have an imagination and it makes things up sometimes for me. But like, I feel like I've seen a stray wallet just laying around somewhere recently.

[JD Ryan]

Well, I would grab it if you see it because it might be on my desk at the office. It might be on that big table in the party room. I don't know where it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was Paul's phone. Paul left his phone on the stage.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I put it in my pocket, okay? It came out. He goes, have you seen my phone? And in my pocket goes, oh, Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

I got 800 throw the banner up. 800-800-7234. The call in banner. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number. Call in now because we're coming up on the segment where I bid the cars on the air. Hey, guys, can you throw that banner up like we were talking about when we're going into the lightning round? That shows the phone number. We need to get in the habit of that.

[Gigi Drummond]

About the JCW show.

[JD Ryan]

Calm. Yeah, it's about. Do it about three minutes before we go to this. So, yeah, there you go. Bingo. Every time. Everybody time. Because we go the lightning round. Second segment of every show every hour for the past 18 years. And if you could put that up there, then everybody knows because we're streaming on all over these different platforms. They can see that. Call in now. Sell us your car. 800-800-7234 during the break and I will bid your car to buy it on behalf of givemetheven.com as soon as we come Back after the song. Give you the vin.com is America's best car buyer. If they don't beat your written carmax offer, they will send you a check for $100. Remember, the show is also brought to you by Gordon Boswell Flowers around the corner or across the country. Gordon Boswell is America's florist. And you can get the link to gordon [e-mail] which will also link you to our YouTube feed, which is the video feed and it has the podcast in the live stream and all that stuff right there. Be right back. Not too proud to say. Now back to the John Clay wolf.

[Gigi Drummond]

Show presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show.

[JD Ryan]

Brian in Oklahoma. Hard ass Oklahoma with a high mileage truck. You there? Brian, you there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

22F250 is a crew cab. Yeah, crew cab, four wheel drive. You got 76,000 miles on it. But it's an XL. XL. Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, so it's a work truck. Does it have vinyl floors or carpet floors?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Third. 30. 30. 30. Final 35 grand. 35. All right, go to. Give me the vin.com loaded up. John Corpus. 17 Wrangler Sport. Bought it for daughter. So guy buys his daughter a wrangler and now she is pregnant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir.

[JD Ryan]

Imagine that occurring now.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's pregnant. How could that happen for my first grandkid? Well, I don't want to. I don't want to be charged with shaking baby syndrome on my first. So you, you bounce around quite a bit in these wranglers.

[JD Ryan]

If you gotten her a convertible Camaro, she'd be pregnant with twins. And they might not be. They might not. They might be mixed. 17. He dumped me. Of course he did. Hey, is it. That's why you listen to the stream and not the radio. You get the good stuff. Is it a hard top or software?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's hard top.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. Is it lifted or stock? No, it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it is stock but lifted with the. I put the biggest tires I can. We were going to put a lift.

[JD Ryan]

Kit, but 85,000 miles. I think it's 11,000 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't do any better than that, buddy. This is be my third car selling.

[JD Ryan]

With you and you made me very.

[John Clay Wolf]

Happy on the first two.

[JD Ryan]

Did this not make you happy? Is 11 not making you happy? I'm trying to make you happy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you go a little bit better?

[JD Ryan]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Gigi Drummond]

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[JD Ryan]

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[Gigi Drummond]

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[JD Ryan]

All right, well, he's not happy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go take it.

[JD Ryan]

All right. We're going to take it. All right, man. Thank you. And congratulations on your baby, it sounds like, but there's a thing to learn here. Don't get your wife a wrangler because she'll leave you. And don't get your daughter a wrangler because she'll get knocked up. We'll be right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

The John Clay Wolf Show. Oh, well, he's very popular.

[John Clay Wolf]

Esportos and motor hits.

[JD Ryan]

Geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads, they all adore him.

[DJ Pre K]

They think he's a righteous dude.

[JD Ryan]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you get married, it's like you turn into a nine year old again, man. You know, my friends would call me up, hey, Willie, wanna get some beer? Okay, hold on. All right. Hey, babe, I was wondering if it's all right if I go get some beer. Can I go get some beer? I could go. Okay, hold on. What's up, bro? Of course I can go.

[JD Ryan]

What do you think?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a be like you? Oh, yeah.

[Gigi Drummond]

We're back to the John Clay Wolf.

[JD Ryan]

Show, presented by givemethevin.com call in 800-800-radio and check out the [e-mail] or john claywolf.com now, John Clay Wolf, was that a shot at JD that intro bit, that comic about having asked your wife, you can do anything.

[DJ Pre K]

No.

[Gigi Drummond]

That's why you're not coming downtown.

[DJ Pre K]

I don't ask.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[DJ Pre K]

I'm coming out next Friday. No matter what happens, I'm coming.

[JD Ryan]

All right?

[DJ Pre K]

She doesn't care. It's me. I don't want to drive down at 5:30 in the evening on a Friday versus 5:30 in the morning on a Saturday when there's no one on track on the roads. And I'm gonna. What am I gonna do down here?

[Gigi Drummond]

You can hang.

[JD Ryan]

I'll feed you.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, I can eat at home.

[Gigi Drummond]

Get some of that last night.

[JD Ryan]

Get this. So we're leaving the rattlesnake late? Not real late, like 10. And I'm with some people. And my wife's like, I really don't want to leave yet. This guy's telling me, one of your friends is telling me a story about a night that he was really horny and sitting in the parking lot of a strip club. And I'm like, that's even more a reason to go ahead and leave.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

She's like, I can't. I got. I want to hear the next part of the story. Like, damn, we gotta go. Yeah, we gotta go.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just like the rips friend on. On Yellowstone, you know? Is it. You didn't play strip poker with him.

[JD Ryan]

Did you know, you can miss.

[Gigi Drummond]

You're missing those stories, jd.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Gigi Drummond]

Entertainment. That's.

[DJ Pre K]

What am I thinking? Sleeping in my own bed with my wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're right.

[JD Ryan]

We opened the restaurant last night. You could have been there for that. If you're supportive, friend do want to be.

[DJ Pre K]

I actually do want to be.

[JD Ryan]

You had your opportunity.

[DJ Pre K]

You didn't go, oh, it's a rainy.

[Gigi Drummond]

Friday and you can eat some really good food.

[DJ Pre K]

I know.

[Gigi Drummond]

I went by. It was like 8:30 and it was packed. I was like, oh, man, I'm just gonna. I'm tired. Anyway.

[JD Ryan]

Bosque County Cantina. The guys on the stream can see the. The food shots. Look at this shot in the kitchen last night.

[DJ Pre K]

So good.

[JD Ryan]

I mean, it was busy. These guys are rolling. They know what they're doing.

[DJ Pre K]

Where do these guys come from? The ones that doing the restaurant? Because, I mean, it's beautiful food. Not to mention, I'm sure, delicious.

[JD Ryan]

That guy on the video with the glasses on his head? Yeah, he's the owner. He's my partner.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[JD Ryan]

Felipe Armenta, and he's a hoss. And that dude on the left, you recognize him from the Food Network? Yes, that's Graham Elliott, and he works with Felipe. He's his head chef for all of his restaurants.

[DJ Pre K]

Where do you meet these people?

[JD Ryan]

I mean, I just have connections. I just have connections. Look at the fetus.

[DJ Pre K]

God, dude.

[JD Ryan]

No, it was on. I mean, it was just absolutely on. Yeah, but to have Graham Elliot, you know, celebrated master chef from. From all the TV shows and.

[Gigi Drummond]

Walnut Springs.

[JD Ryan]

Walnut Springs. At the cantina opening, was anybody filming? No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would assume if Graham's out there. Yeah, I watched a lot of Food Network.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Do you know Graham is. Oh, yeah, he might still be there today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

He's. He was out here training. I mean, he's like helping Val get the recipes just right. And Felipe looked at me last night. I mean, he Owns this company called Far Out Hospitality, and they own 22 restaurants. Cowboy, prime and Midland. A lot of people are. Midland listeners will know exactly what that is. Del Frisco.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've heard of it.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Cork and Pig, which they've got like eight of those. Pacific Table, which I think they have five of those. Maria's Mexican. I mean, it's just like slam dunk. Best food ever. And we. He just, you know, he has a ranch out here, and he's like, hey, that place that just closed down, why don't we. Why don't we take it and put the canteen over there like me and you? He's like, yeah. I'm like, okay, okay. I mean, it's so fortunate to have all this support staff. And I. I feel guilty because I haven't. I mean, I mark it. I help fill it up and get the word out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[JD Ryan]

But there's not really much room for me to be doing nothing, cuz why? Like me telling them on what to do with the restaurant. They asked me for ideas, and I just, like, don't even want to answer them. I'm like, me giving you restaurant ideas is like you giving me car auction ideas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

There's zero reason for you to say anything about the car auction. And there's really zero reason for me to say anything about what y'all are doing at the restaurant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y'all had a good day yesterday?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yeah. I mean, it. It was. It was packed. They turned all the tables twice. And I'm sure today will be. If you live in the region of Bosque, like Cleburne or Granbury or Clifton, Waco, Burleson. I'd head to Walnut. I'd try this out. It's open right now. It's. It's. It's the best Mexican food in all of south dfw. Straight up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Excellently done. Excellently done.

[JD Ryan]

Tiny little town in the middle of nowhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

What I was calling Carnegie Rattlesnake is.

[JD Ryan]

Right across the street. People are eating there, and then they're walking across the street and partying at the Rattles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Valentin corrected me and said, no, it's Carnegie Ranchero. Ah, whatever it was, it was damn good. And I've never had anything like it. It's very well done. You've got a really a destination restaurant there.

[JD Ryan]

There's no question.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, people are going to come from far.

[JD Ryan]

Super excited about that. It's too bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a free beer, everybody. Free beer.

[Gigi Drummond]

Free beer.

[JD Ryan]

Free beer. And hot. No. What?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I heard.

[JD Ryan]

Easy, killer. Easy, killer. Easy, killer. Okay. I mean, how about during a break, say, hey, John, do you want me to announce that it's free beer at your restaurant? Because that's something I have not been saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can I ask you something?

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would it be okay if I say free beer at the restaurant?

[JD Ryan]

I'd rather live on radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

The reason we're having to do is because our liquor license is not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, sorry.

[JD Ryan]

Our liquor license is not. It's byob. How about that? You can do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

And if you don't bring any, we might take care of you as well.

[Gigi Drummond]

Just find out by coming.

[JD Ryan]

But if you just start pounding the damn pavement saying free beer, that's not really what we're looking for. That's like a line around the damn town.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about in Morse code?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I think. I think we already did it. I was thinking last night, one thing I wasn't going to put out. There was free beer. And here's Buff.

[Gigi Drummond]

He might as well sit like, free margaritas, too. I mean, come on.

[JD Ryan]

It's coming, too. I hope. I can't wait.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it free margaritas, too?

[JD Ryan]

Well, the license will be in any minute, so I would hurry up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I heard you say that last night, and it sounded so attractive to me. I'm like. In my head, I thought, sold, you know?

[JD Ryan]

You got it. Sold.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sold. You said free beer, and I thought, oh, boy.

[JD Ryan]

There's no free beer. There's no free beer in the champagne.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't you dare ask for a beer.

[JD Ryan]

01 Mustang, 60,000 miles. Celine Robert in North Carolina. How many? Is it a supercharged Celine or is it just cosmetic? Supercharged. Okay. Average, rough or clean? Clean. No paint blemishes. There's no clear coming off? No, there's. There's. There's maybe a couple little blemishes at the front. Other at the lower, at the bottom. So we could repaint the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no chipping.

[JD Ryan]

We could repaint the air dam and straighten out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you could.

[JD Ryan]

I'll need to. Does. Does 12 grand buy it? No. What? Buys it?

[John Clay Wolf]

15.

[JD Ryan]

It is supercharged.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got 22 in it.

[JD Ryan]

It is supercharged. I'll buy it. So I'm gonna. Yes. Is it a clean carfax?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

All right. I'm gonna send this your. I'm gonna send this to Albert right now, and he will contact you and get it picked up and paid for. All right? Okay. Appreciate it. Sell that bitch. Sell that bitch. Sell that bitch. Let's go. Be right back.

[DJ Pre K]

Show me how to live.

[JD Ryan]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show, America's largest weekend morning show. Call John toll free, 800, 800 radio and check out the [e-mail] or John Claywolf.com now. John Clay Wolf Ray in Texas, top of the morning to you. What's up? You there? Yep. You're on the air, man. I wanted to tell y'all, man, I listen to Yalls radio station every Saturday morning and I wanted y'all to tell y'all keep kicking butt and taking names, man. You know how long you're up in Amarillo, Texas? You know how many years I've been on doing radio in Amarillo? How many years? 19. 19. You're still young. Thank you, man. 800-800-723-4-808 Baba when we used to do the nooner, it was on up there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello, caper.

[JD Ryan]

Yep, 800-800-723-4. Ms. Gigi Drummond, do you have some news for us? I do. Rob Snyder, he was on FOX News recently and he talked about his upcoming launch of a women's a women's network. Here's what he had to say about a cut 9.

[Gigi Drummond]

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[JD Ryan]

At my new company, we're going to.

[Gigi Drummond]

Do a all ladies talk show that won't be like the View.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it the opposite of the View? It could be.

[JD Ryan]

It'll be the opposite because this will be entertaining, angry, lesbian, funny women on it.

[Gigi Drummond]

They're going to tell jokes and have funny stories and health and wellness. We have a lot of women we like and it's household names and you're going to love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know what we're going to.

[Gigi Drummond]

Call it, the lip service or the other view.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're not sure yet.

[Gigi Drummond]

That sounds good.

[JD Ryan]

We have a character here that is going to be one of the hosts of the Angry Lesbian. Oh, yeah.

[Gigi Drummond]

What's her name?

[JD Ryan]

Libby the liberal or whatever. Yeah. Yep, yep, yep. Libby the liberal. Libby, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just call me Libby, honey. I'm not a liberal.

[DJ Pre K]

You're not?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no. You're stupid. We always say you're so stupid. You're stupider than my husband. Oh, God.

[DJ Pre K]

Lucky man.

[JD Ryan]

How was your election season?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's fabulous. Just fabulous. Same as 2016. I voted for Jill Stein. Nothing happened. That's what I do. Don't look at me like don't look at me like that. I'm just. You're so stupid.

[JD Ryan]

If you're married. If you're married, you're not a lesbian. And if the show's called it the Angry Lesbians.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was talking to Rob about this. Rob Schneider's a good personal friend of mine. We were enjoying snow cones in the Bahamas last January, and he said, you know, Libby, you should be on a talk show. I said, shut up, Rob. You're stupid. You're so stupid. And my husband Kenny said, he's not stupid. You know, I said, shut up, Kenny. You're so stupid. But I thought about it. I called him and said, I think that could be the talk show. And we're gonna have really famous people, too. Like, we're gonna have. Okay, first of all, forget about Joy Behar.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, forget about her.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna have Joy Rockney, the porn actress. Oh, she's a badass with really nice ass. And Phyllis Diller, who's been dead for 14 years.

[JD Ryan]

She's dead?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But we bought the rights. Rob bought the rights. He got her off that Gigolo movie. He got a lot of money. And we don't. She doesn't talk. She's dead.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stupid. We just prop her up in the corner next to the gelato machine.

[DJ Pre K]

We're gonna watch.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's still gorgeous. I got you that mortician did a hell of a good job. And that's gonna be the topic of our first show. Pretty Dead people.

[JD Ryan]

Pretty Dead people.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's funny. Yeah, but it's yucky, too.

[DJ Pre K]

And we love that funny and yucky.

[John Clay Wolf]

And screw Joey Behar, okay?

[Gigi Drummond]

It sounds like a great show.

[DJ Pre K]

Great show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keep it tuned to Fox. Watch this space.

[DJ Pre K]

Very nice.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you. Libby the liberal. Good to see you, Gigi.

[DJ Pre K]

Also, a story about Snoop Dogg, don't you?

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, really?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I do have a sn story.

[DJ Pre K]

About my microphone buddy.

[JD Ryan]

All right. That's what he is. He's everybody's microphone buddy, right? And he and Dr. Dre released a new album, Missionary, this week. And here's. Oh, okay. It featured several artists. Feature artists. Here's one of the most noteworthy tracks. I know you're going to like this because it's with Jelly Roll, featuring a Tom Petty classic song, Last Dance, Mary Jane.

[Gigi Drummond]

Cut, cut, 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

I tried to walk away But I'm trouble in Whole world crumbling Some things never change.

[Gigi Drummond]

It's gonna be a hit.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not terrible, man.

[DJ Pre K]

It's a great song.

[JD Ryan]

I like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would listen to it. So that's Jelly Roll sampling. Tom Petty and Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre.

[Gigi Drummond]

Well, Dre's the one that's sampling. He's doing the whole production.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's pretty awesome.

[JD Ryan]

I'd listen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K. Yay or nay.

[Gigi Drummond]

What's cracking?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yay or nay on that song?

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, that's the new Snoop Dogg, right? The Tom Petty joint.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, I like it. You know, I saw some interviews that document Dre and Snoop Dogg are doing. They played some records from the. The album. I'm going to go buy this thing, man. I. I can definitely dig it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very cool.

[Gigi Drummond]

There's Jelly.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, when he's on. He's on.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, he's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't just love everything he's done, but when he's. When he sings, well, he sing.

[DJ Pre K]

There's a lot of Christmas songs out, too. You see the YouTube guy? The I there. I ruined it guy. Came up with the new version of Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer in the style of Creed. This is cut number 18. Listen to this.

[Gigi Drummond]

It's amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer had a.

[JD Ryan]

Very shiny no sk.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glow.

[DJ Pre K]

So that's a nice list. Oh, there's more.

[Gigi Drummond]

Okay, got to get to the chorus.

[JD Ryan]

Shady.

[John Clay Wolf]

Used to laugh and call him names they never let Rudolph join in any reindeer games in one foggy Christmas.

[JD Ryan]

Eve oh, Santa came the same can you take me higher?

[John Clay Wolf]

He sounds just like Stat.

[JD Ryan]

He does. Is he playing again?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, yeah, they are. They're touring.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they now?

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. That's good.

[JD Ryan]

I think they're good. I. I know it's fun. It's like Nickelback if fun to make fun of them, but every time I like them.

[Gigi Drummond]

It's so damn catchy. You can't resist it. I know, but it's cheesy rock.

[JD Ryan]

It's just so.

[DJ Pre K]

That's on. That would be on the. Not the Naughty list, but the nice list.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

We have one from the Naughty list, though. This is a reimagined Little John song called yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Low.

[DJ Pre K]

What?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, get low, get low Getting crunk in the club she's working yeah, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd like to see them females twerking.

[JD Ryan]

Taking their clothes off, bucking naked ATL ho.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't disrespect it Three, six, nine Damn, she fine open she can suck it to me one more time Bring your ass right over here Ho, Let me see you get low to the window.

[JD Ryan]

To the wall this is great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Till the sweat drops down my bone oh, by golly skeetsky mother goes oh, the kids Till the sweat drops down and falls until all the puppies crawl.

[JD Ryan]

Ah, sweet, sweet got.

[Gigi Drummond]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

The kids sing the clean verse.

[JD Ryan]

This is the best one I've ever heard.

[Gigi Drummond]

Dang, J pari K. You gotta put something together like that.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, do you. As long as we're getting a Christmas joy, do you have any of Babo stuff? Maybe we can load it for later. Segment from the past when he was doing Ronnie James Dio.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, the Christmas hits.

[JD Ryan]

We gotta find that. I know you can't find it right now, but we've got to try to find that.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, that's good.

[Gigi Drummond]

We could maybe put a whole thing together for next week.

[JD Ryan]

Well, we've got a whole thing together of it. When he did, he did Ronnie James Dio. He did John Anderson.

[Gigi Drummond]

Christmas hits.

[JD Ryan]

Christmas hits. He did a deal of Christmas. Yes. This was 10 years ago or maybe 13 years ago. It was really good. And the Ronnie James Dio people got mad.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, they did.

[JD Ryan]

They were. He was disrespecting the King. Legend of Rock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God, they wanted to kill me. Yeah, yeah, we got. We got death threats.

[JD Ryan]

We got some heat over that. Gee. Got anything else in the news? Oh, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

That'S a no.

[JD Ryan]

Gee, I'll try. No, I do, I do, I do. TikTok added a Disney filter, a Disney parents filter a while back. That's supposed to tell you which characters you would be based on your face. Here's some of the reactions that people who saw that they got less than attractive characters like Ursula the sea witch, the humpback, Pumbaa the warthog.

[John Clay Wolf]

See what they had to say?

[JD Ryan]

Cut six. Who made me just curious should have stayed curious. Who are my Disney parents? Okay, hold on.

[DJ Pre K]

This is a matter of life and death. I do need to know this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. See, they're pushing Moana too, right now.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, they are.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of press for Disney. So huge Rice and I were talking about this, and he actually put our faces into tick tock and found out who our Disney parents might be. And he's got like, these matchups. You can see him if you're watching.

[JD Ryan]

Our YouTube stream, jcwshow.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, take it. Take it away, Bryce.

[JD Ryan]

It's running right?

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, internally, Woody.

[JD Ryan]

And I think that's. I got the girl, Sleeping Beauty.

[DJ Pre K]

That would be your parents up Next.

[JD Ryan]

I got J.D.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, Lord, here we go.

[Gigi Drummond]

These are your parents. J.D.

[JD Ryan]

You'Re looking to the screen.

[DJ Pre K]

I need to look in the camera.

[JD Ryan]

And your parents. Oh, your parents. Okay, Peter, Okay. Or is that Krill deville? Oh, no, that's the one from the Emperor's new group.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah. Okay, funky guy. Who's next, huh?

[Gigi Drummond]

I can see Babo. Babo.

[JD Ryan]

Look right into that camera, Bob. JCW Show.com is where you see it. That's pretty close. That's pretty good. Yeah. And the Happy bear.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Gigi Drummond]

So he's got two dads. Boba's got two dads.

[JD Ryan]

Disney is really progressive now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Talk about my dad's got two dads.

[JD Ryan]

Do me. Are you gonna do me? Yeah.

[Gigi Drummond]

John one.

[JD Ryan]

Come on, we gotta move.

[Gigi Drummond]

We got a minute. And here's the john for those looking at.

[JD Ryan]

What'd you get, daffy?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's Scrooge McDuck.

[JD Ryan]

Scrooge McDuck. That's about right. So this thing is kind of smart.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's funny.

[Gigi Drummond]

I've got one more for Gigi.

[JD Ryan]

All right. Yeah, I was gonna say what. What am I.

[DJ Pre K]

Look in the camera.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, what is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, it's Ursula. Oh, it's Cruella deville.

[DJ Pre K]

Cruella deville.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dalmatian lady.

[DJ Pre K]

She's got two mamas.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, you got two mamas there.

[JD Ryan]

So we are progressive. We have the pronouns and everything. Wow. I think I can plug Pre K. We've done enough. 30 seconds on radio.

[Gigi Drummond]

Well, that's why you go to jcwshow.com.

[JD Ryan]

Yep, yep, yep. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234.

[Gigi Drummond]

Hating on pre K. I'm not trying to jeopardy you. Do the same thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Gigi Drummond]

Hey, don't hate the player, baby.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, then just do. If you got Pre K, we'll do Pre K when we get back. All right, so we're going to lose some affiliates on the east coast right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Me too.

[JD Ryan]

And if you. If. Because the hour change difference, we go across four time zones, we got to work four time zones. The east coast guys that we lose. Go to jcwshow.com and you can watch and listen on the YouTube stream or just listen on the audio stream, which is available in your car. And remember, the podcast goes up without the music or commercials. About 3:00 [e-mail] be right back. Shows brought to you by Give me the VIN. GiveMeTheven GiveMeTheven.com America's best car buyer.

[John Clay Wolf]

I fly above the trees, over the seas and all the greens.

[JD Ryan]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Heard all across America, Los Angeles, Houston.

[Gigi Drummond]

Dallas, Nashville, San Diego, Las Vegas, Denver.

[JD Ryan]

New Orleans, Oklahoma City, Austin. And check out the fastest growing podcast broadcasting on air online anywhere you are.

[Gigi Drummond]

With a smartphone and an Internet connection.

[JD Ryan]

Go to jcwshow.com we now return to the John Clay Wolf Show. Rodney in Texas with an IROC Z28. Are you there?

[John Clay Wolf]

How you doing, brother?

[JD Ryan]

I'm good. I see you've got an 88 IROC with 60,000 miles. Original now.

[John Clay Wolf]

69,000.

[JD Ryan]

That's fine. 60s. Yeah. It's all a category. It's cool. That's all good.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's white. It's white. All I did was put a new rubber on them on the tires because I had to have new rubber on them. And me and my daughter put new weather stripping on the tea tops so it won't leak no more.

[JD Ryan]

So the only thing I did to it, what I see here is you want 35,000 for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, I wanted 38 because it's got all three options. Okay. Okay. It's got the electric feet.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. So. So, so I have a 5,000 mile 1 5, not 69,000 mile 1 that I gave 34. Yes. Now I've got. I've got a 48, 000 mile 1 that I gave 16 for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they don't have all three options, though.

[JD Ryan]

The power seat in a what in the reflecting mirror.

[John Clay Wolf]

The tenant mirror. Yeah, the reflective tenant mirror. And I got the upper center console in between in the top that all Rob rocks. Don't come with.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, that coffee that cost me 500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bucks and I put that in myself and it's perfect. Yeah, it don't come with them.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. Are you. Are you zooming?

[Gigi Drummond]

Huh?

[JD Ryan]

Are you zooming?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm zooming down the road.

[JD Ryan]

You sound as high as your price.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, you got me. I can't. You got me messed up, brother.

[JD Ryan]

I just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I'm just. I'm high on life, bro. That's it.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, well, you're high on your car, too, so reprice your car and call. Yeah, hold on. Bye. Why do math when you have the John Clay Wolf Show? 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Joe Exotic calling from prison. Good morning, Joe. The Tiger King.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[JD Ryan]

You're. You're out of the hole, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

I am. You know, it's crazy because they put Jorge in for six days. He gets out for one day, and then I'm. I'm in again. But have you ever had a chigger?

[JD Ryan]

No. Yes. Yes, yes, I had chiggers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Scabies are like, 10 times worse than chiggers. And this is the. This is the fourth time I've been treated for these things, and they will not go away.

[JD Ryan]

Is it like lice or crabs?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you can't even see them. And.

[JD Ryan]

And they just.

[John Clay Wolf]

They burrow under your skin and they get in your bloodstream, so, you know.

[DJ Pre K]

They treat it with ivomac.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, that stuff that Trump wanted you to take during COVID Yep.

[JD Ryan]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they treat us with Ivamac, but, man, I don't know what's wrong, but these things will not leave me alone.

[JD Ryan]

Are they putting you in solitary to get you away from your boyfriend?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, they split us up in buildings, so he's clear across the prison, but now they don't. They're not putting him in solitary. He got in trouble for a wedding ring that he didn't come to prison with.

[JD Ryan]

Are y'all still together, or is this gonna break y'all up? Are they trying to put a wedge between.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no. Oh, no. We're here. We're here.

[JD Ryan]

So I saw that you wrote a letter to Trump Jr.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir.

[JD Ryan]

Did he. Did he reply?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, he didn't reply. But I don't know if you're familiar with a website called pardon47.gov because Trump's the 47th president, and. And he's taking nominations for people to pardon. Well, anyway, the. The co founder of Pardon for this.

[JD Ryan]

Call is from a federal prison. The co founder of pardon47.gov just put.

[John Clay Wolf]

Out a press release to all the news media that he is sponsoring me to get a pardon. So y'all get that. Y'all get that party ready, because I have a feeling that's coming.

[JD Ryan]

Joe Exotic's getting out of prison, and we're going to do a motorcade from the Fort Worth prison to Walnut Springs, Texas, to have his first real life meet the people since he's become famous because he was in prison when Tiger King came out. He's never seen the light of day as a celebrity ever. It'll be great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Isn't that crazy?

[JD Ryan]

We just got a new restaurant open, too, that does not have scabies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, do they. Does Dallas still have Tally Whackers open?

[JD Ryan]

I want to go there.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[JD Ryan]

I don't know. Does it, J.D.

[DJ Pre K]

I have no clue. How would I know, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

You haven't kept up with Tally Whackers.

[JD Ryan]

I know, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right before I got locked up, they had a restaurant open called Tallywackers.

[JD Ryan]

And what was that hot dog back in 2017? Was it like a male strip club.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kind of like Cooters, except it was male waiters.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Oh, wow. So you call this a breast drawn? I wonder what you'd call Tally Whackers. A hot dog stand.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have to get JD to take me to Tallywackers.

[DJ Pre K]

I don't believe so, but thanks a lot. Thanks for putting that on the radio. And thanks for giving them a drop they'll now use for the next seven years. I appreciate it so much. I'm gonna call Joe Biden and tell him to keep you in prison.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, I have a friend. I have a friend. He won't do purse. I mean, he. He might laughingly get it in there, but he's very good friends with Trump Jr. And I'll. I'll bring it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell him Don Jr. Needs to come to this party.

[JD Ryan]

Actually, he comes out here to Walnut Springs, so this. Yeah, well, let's see how this goes. You never know. Stranger things have happened, Joe. Exotic live from prison. Live. Yeah. Tally Whackers and all. Boy, if they lock me up.

[John Clay Wolf]

If they lock me up for Christmas.

[JD Ryan]

Y'all have a good Christmas. Oh, wow. I didn't think about that. They might. Okay, well, I hope to hear from you next week. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, J.D.

[DJ Pre K]

Shut up. And Biden just commuted 1400 sentences this week. I was thinking maybe Joe would be one of them.

[JD Ryan]

Seth and. Oh, seven Mustang GT 500 Shelby with 42,000 miles is worth about 27,000, not 37,000. I'm sorry, a.07 Mustang GT Shelby 500 with 42,000 miles is worth About 27, not 37. Okay, so you're more at 27. Yeah, I bought a lot. Like, I've bought them with 500 miles. I bought them with 1500 miles for around the price that you're talking. But this one's got 42 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[JD Ryan]

Okay, thanks. 800, 817. Right. It's time for Mail for jail, guys. Mail from jail. Johnny Cash coming down from the heavens. Good morning, Johnny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. John, this morning's Mail from Jail entry reads, hello, everybody. I cast the John Clay Wolf show every Saturday morning, and it always has me laughing in the day room. John, your knowledge on the car market's incredible. And you tell it like it is. Damn anybody's feelings when you know. You know, Bobbo, you're the reason my unit is sick of me. I seem to quote your jokes throughout the week for everybody. J.D. ryan, I don't know how you stay sane with these folks. And Gigi, you're a treasure. God gave you the gift of that sultry voice, and I'm glad I get to hear it. Excuse me a moment. Just kidding. And Turley, I appreciate all you do to keep those guys in line at DJ Prek. What it do? I'm in lockdown now for three more years. So I pray you guys stay on down here in Florida. Saturdays don't feel like prison time when you got the John Clay Wolf Show. Also, I'm looking for my daughter and my ex wife.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Her name is Melinda. Melinda. If you hear this, please contact me. And Brianna, I love you and miss you. Your friend, Joey Stevens, Florida Department of Corrections, Palm beach county, looking for his daughter. Neighbor. If you've got mail from jail, just send it on down the line to us here at P.O. box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. The zip code is 76147. Well, that's a shame. I never thought about you get locked up for several years and don't hear from anybody and that's a shame. Try to get ahold of them and they go.

[DJ Pre K]

There's a reason that might be. Yeah. No longer contact with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you can only buy so many cookies at commissary when you're not in jail yourself. It gets old, but it does. I've. I've gone back and forth with Waylon many times. Done a little jail time myself.

[DJ Pre K]

You have?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

We passed the time. Thank goodness for cocaine.

[DJ Pre K]

Speaking of passing the time, we're gonna pass the time with the cars coming up. And if you'd like to sell your vehicle, John Clay Wolf is available to help you with. Do that 800-800-Rode. Tell us your year, make, model, miles, and of course bring an idea what you want for it and John will buy it. Coming up, 800, 800 radio. Also go to the website jcwshow.com and join all the fun on the with the listeners there. They're talking about all kinds of stuff. 800, 800 radio and the car segments coming up on the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't go away.

[JD Ryan]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf.

[Gigi Drummond]

Show presented by givemethevent.com the hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf.

[JD Ryan]

And this is the lightning round where I bid the cars real quick on behalf of givemetheven.com once you get off the radio with me, go to givemethevin.com and load them up and you can tell them the price that we agreed on. Also, anybody that doesn't want to call into the show, just go to givemethevin.com and the system will automatically bid your car in seconds, by the way. Then a buyer will contact you via email and work the deal. Sam. A 16 Lexus GS200T with 85,000 miles. Is it an F Sport? I don't know what an F Sport is. It just says GS200T.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not in perfect condition, but it's right under perfect.

[JD Ryan]

15 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

15. All right.

[JD Ryan]

I got. I gotta tell my sister in law.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because she's moving out of the country and I think she's gonna take it. I. I know how to do. Give me the van.

[JD Ryan]

I just got one suggestion. I know you're fire out. Pick him up in a limo or a Lambo, bro. Okay, thank you. Oh, Joe. Joe. Exotic. Joe. Exotic. Gotcha. Noah in Kansas City. A87 S10 with 40,000 miles, two wheel drive. Is it a regular cab or extended cab?

[John Clay Wolf]

Regular cab.

[JD Ryan]

Five grand if it's nice. Is the paint okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, paint storm or paint perfect, actually.

[JD Ryan]

No scratches, no dents, no rust underneath.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm just, I'm sort of just seeing how much is worth.

[JD Ryan]

Do you want to sell it? I'll think about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[JD Ryan]

Troy in Memphis. 19 Chrysler 300 with 90,000 miles. It's about eight grand. 8,500, maybe nine. That's all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's.

[JD Ryan]

That's better than what I was thinking. I appreciate that.

[DJ Pre K]

I'll load it up.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you. 08 Mustang Roush stage three. So that's the supercharged when short throw shift. How many miles around it? 27. 27?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir.

[JD Ryan]

I think 27 and 27 is about right. I think it's about a $27,000 car in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You see. I see some say up, you know, say up 35, 34, you know, but I'd love to get 30 out of it.

[JD Ryan]

Well, load it up to give me the vin.com. let me take a hard look. It all depends on how nice it is and the pictures will show. Get us hate. You really want to help? Get a video of it driving and talk us through the car. Also in a video that really helps us almost be like we're there with you. And helps us do a better appraisal on these older ones. 10, 4, 800, 807. We don't need the number now. We're going on a break. Be right back with the regular show, not the car part. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars Radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com. and it is Christmas time. So Merry Christmas to you, Festivus for the rest of us and actually I need to have Peter Tilden call in and give us. Peter, if you're listening, call in and tell us what you're doing with Festivus. He and George Costanza, Jason Alexander, they're doing a whole Festivus redo and making it real like the old Seinfeld bit. Be right back. Stop telling me that gender isn't real.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop it. Stop it.

[JD Ryan]

People who say that have not raised boys. Oh, girls and boys are the same. Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

You've seen a six year old girl piss out a campfire.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then be super pumped about it, like, oh my God, do you smell that? Smells bad.

[JD Ryan]

This is the John Clay Wolf show heard every Saturday morning across america presented by givemethevin.com. you know last night in the middle of the night, I told you I woke up. That's why I'm so tired today. But I got my phone out, I was looking at the video that gas monkey put up about our auction of Corvettes we're having this week. And I start scrolling, there's like 250 comments on there. I start scrolling through there. You're not supposed to do this. And they've told me not to do this, but it was, I was kind of half asleep and I'd see people ragging on me.

[DJ Pre K]

That's the worst.

[JD Ryan]

And I just started answering, no, just started replying. And I sat there for like 30 minutes and replied to probably 20 of these negative comments before I realized, oh my God, what am I doing? I'm not supposed to be doing. But they're like, this guy doesn't know anything about Corvettes and da da da, da da. I'm like, yeah, but I've got one and you don't. And he's like, you know, this guy's such a hack. He's leaning against the car. I'm like, yeah, because I'm crippled. I'm a paraplegic, you son of a bitch. I mean, I was just like a drunk uncle just firing back on these comments.

[Gigi Drummond]

Have they come back yet?

[JD Ryan]

I mean, I don't know. It was the middle of the night. I just got up this morning, came down here, got on the radio, never.

[DJ Pre K]

Read the comments, never.

[Gigi Drummond]

You stirred up a hornet's nest is what you did there.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, they've talked. Oh, they're like an old. Poor John. He really looks rough and he's having trouble, you know, with life and, and this and that. And I'm like, yeah, dude, I'm. I can't. I can't balance because I'm paraplegic and I lean against the cars. But guess what? They're my effing cars. And F you and go to hell.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh no, John.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh my God.

[JD Ryan]

Never ever playing the game.

[DJ Pre K]

That's what they. They want just to stir you up.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, they're trying to trigger you and they triggered you.

[JD Ryan]

They had me completely triggered before.

[DJ Pre K]

You can't go back to sleep because you're mad.

[JD Ryan]

That's why I was up on that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I suffer from that. Dude, you cannot read your reviews. Don't even do it. No, Charlie is exactly right about you. Don't even. Just pretend you don't even see it, man.

[Gigi Drummond]

And even in the chat and JCW show there, you know, there can be a little bit.

[DJ Pre K]

They can be ugly, bite on you a little bit looking.

[JD Ryan]

But a lot of the die hards take care of them.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yes, they do. Oh, they do for sure.

[JD Ryan]

If somebody gets in there, starts hating, they'll just clean them up, kick them out.

[DJ Pre K]

I've got the Snoop Dogg doll up here. Somebody's Katie's playing with dolls. Like, okay, it's Snoop Dogg. Come on, man.

[JD Ryan]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. But we do if you're. I mean there's not that many people that are listening right now. They're into this. But we do have a classic car sale. It's a dealer only sale at Mannheim, Dallas next week. Bought a collection from one individual of like, God, how many cars were there? 43. And they're all like completely concourse restored. NCRS top flight winner Corvettes and all different gen. It's like the third oldest Corvette in the world. Is there a 63 split? Windows 06. I'm smoking the Bandit with a car with 800 miles on it. I mean it's just crazy stuff.

[Gigi Drummond]

It's Barrett Jackson Saturday, right? The prime time stuff. I mean, I'm gonna go out, I think Tuesday just to see this stuff. Because I've never seen anything like that in person.

[JD Ryan]

There's a preview at Manheim Dallas, Tuesday at 4:00. You can come look at the documentation, everything. But if you go to gmtv, like give me the vin. GMTV garage. There's a list of these cars. There's a catalog with photos and undercarriage photos and if you want to buy one Grab a dealer friend and just tell them to charge you 5%, 7% to handle it for you. And they'll do it. And you can actually stand over their shoulder at their office and they can bid it on simulcast. But you know, if I was doing this for someone, I would want a deposit of 25,000 for sure.

[Gigi Drummond]

Because they're on the hook.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. So, so that they're committed or you know what the like Barrett and Mechan, those guys make you put up a bank letter. But I mean I would just tell somebody give me 25 grand. If I'm going to buy 150 grand car for you, I need at least 25 grand deposit before we even start this. And proof of funds.

[Gigi Drummond]

And they've been calling folks at the office asking him, well hey, I want to buy some cars. What do I need to do? And I just go to the website. Because you can set them up with a dealer, right?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, they need to. Kyle Lowe is a good friend of mine and I forwarded to him Frank at Earth Motors. We forwarded people to them. They'll facilitate your deal. But the difference, see like in a dealer sale, the buy fees, about 1 1/2% is the buy fee at a dealer sale. And at a non dealer sale, the buy fees on these kind of cars are 10 to 12% on a car.

[Gigi Drummond]

That'S like a half a million. Can you imagine that?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Oh, it's crazy. So like you buy 200 grand car at Mecham, it cost $20,000 by fee. And from us it'll cost, you know, three or two. Yeah, about two, about 2200. And then, but you, if you're not a dealer, you're gonna have to pay that dealer a fee to do this for you. And that's up to y'all to negotiate. I don't want anything to do with it. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm dealing. I deal with the dealer and they deal with you. But we got some good stuff.

[Gigi Drummond]

And you've been getting calls from like your dealer friends in the past. You haven't heard from anything like that.

[JD Ryan]

And they've told me that people, people have been contacting them. Not people that we directed just from the marketing we've done saying hey, call a dealer friend, call a dealer. If anybody's got a car dealer license, they can get into this sale. It's Mannheim and it's simulcast. So they can do it from all over the world. But the Preview is Tuesday, 4:00. Manheim Dallas, the sale is Wednesday morning, the 18th coming up at Manheim Dallas. And this will start about 11 o'clock. The classic and collector. But this. Have you looked through the run list?

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah. You did a hell of a job of getting them lined up because I don't even know how you can determine which girl to put first. That's how I kind of look at my. I can imagine.

[JD Ryan]

I sat on the phone yesterday. We actually did a video of it and it's going up this afternoon of numbering this lane. Gary Bennett, Steve Martinico and myself sat there on the phone for three and a half hours putting the puzzle pieces together, trying to figure out when to put each one in the right place at the right time.

[Gigi Drummond]

They gotta understand that there is a method to that magic.

[DJ Pre K]

I was gonna ask you guys, what is the method?

[JD Ryan]

Obviously it's too complicated, but I actually, you know, I got in it about 20 minutes and I stopped. I said we ought to be videoing this because this is interesting. So Bryce came down and videoed it for about 30 minutes. And I explained exactly what you're wanting. If you go to John Clay Wolf. I don't know if it's just my name or what our YouTube channel. That video will go up this afternoon. So subscribe and it will show you when it comes up. But if you're into this detailed granular stuff we're talking about, we did like a 20 minute video on it.

[Gigi Drummond]

Well, it's like with Barrett Jackson. They don't just throw the cars in the lineup. There's a reason certain cars coming up car.

[JD Ryan]

It's very much like programming a radio station or a TV network or writing a song. The highs and the lows and making it feel right. And like you have this big run. You can't run 27 Corvettes in a row. No, of course, you got to give them a break. The guys are there just for those to get up and go pee and chill out and gather their wits, make some phone calls and then you can run non Corvettes. But these cars are all 700 miles, 100 miles, 19 miles. I mean, it is the goofiest, craziest collector run of cars I have ever had. There's no chance I'll ever have a set of cars like this again. I said that on that Alameda. But this is so much better. This is so much more special.

[Gigi Drummond]

There's no dust on these.

[JD Ryan]

No, no. And they all started. They all started right up. I mean, they're meticulously maintained in a private museum by curator. And they had these little Placards on each one show white gloves, right? Oh, it's all white glove. It's insane. It's just crazy. And I'm the dumbest son of a bitch in the world for selling this at a dealer only auction. How many times I'm leaving a gazillion dollars on the table. I already know it is that you've.

[Gigi Drummond]

Been told that by.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. All the auctions are calling me. Like I said, just why don't you bring them here? Once you bring me, I said just show up and bid. Why don't you buy them? And you do it. Because that's not what I do. I buy the bulk, I sell the book, I make a little bit, I move on. And I'm going to do the same thing with this. My name is John Clay Wolf. Remember, go to GMTV Garage if you'd like to see a list with pictures of these cars. If your car. If you're like a foodie, but you're a car, you need to go check this out because it's pretty cool. And also if you are a foodie. We just opened our restaurant in Walnut Springs, Texas called the Bosque Cantina. And it is incredible. Chef, you know, celebrity chef Graham Elliott and chef Felipe Armento are my partners on this. And this is, it's a destination. The food. The reviews are in. We just opened last night. Over the top. We're open today. Come down, hit the Rattlesnake Roadhouse right across the street. Come by GMTV Garage. We're building a little town thing here and it's fun in the Texas Hill Country. Be. Hey, the John Clay Wolf show has what you need. Hit him up, 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

The John Clay Wolf Show.

[JD Ryan]

I want to do backtracks right now and get it started. And then I want to talk about these Jersey drones while we're waiting for the answers of backtracks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, how about that?

[JD Ryan]

Does that work? Okay, so right, right now we're going to do backtracks. We're going to play these two Pantera songs backwards. And if you figure them out what the name of the two songs are, you call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Wow, that's a transition from my babe with Little Walter to screaming death. Cut two. You gotta watch out for those up tempo transitions, man. Go from an uptempo song to a dog dying. Casey, Casey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn. Dog dying.

[Gigi Drummond]

Sounds like a dog's dying at the end.

[JD Ryan]

I know it. So these are two Pantera Songs. Call in now, 800-800-RADIO and tell us the name of these two Pantera songs and you win a Pantera deal from Born Late Records. You get to go to jcwshow.com and pick out anything on our merch. Just one item and we'll give that to you Assigned a slick of the staff and I, the. The co, the host here of the Junkly Wolf show and whatever else, some stickers and crap music from Born Late Records. On this day in 14, the funeral took place in Arlington, Texas, where in dimebag Daryl, who'd been shot and killed by a deranged fan while playing on stage in Columbus, Ohio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Wow. One more time on these two and then we'll cover the drone. Jersey thing two, we got a guy named Vin Vinnie calling in on line one from San Antonio. You know, he's probably got it. Okay, tell me about the jersey drum.

[Gigi Drummond]

Well, JD's supposed to do that, but he's over there wandering around the whole damn studio. What is he doing here? We're doing a radio show, jd.

[John Clay Wolf]

As if we didn't have enough crap in the skies these days.

[DJ Pre K]

I know, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

The drones.

[JD Ryan]

The drones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drones.

[DJ Pre K]

We have the drones.

[JD Ryan]

I can say this. I've never seen a backtracks play fill in on the phone board this fast. Really, ever. I mean it all came in at once. 25 calls, just blip. So he's screening those right now.

[DJ Pre K]

Do you want to talk about the drones or the UFOs?

[Gigi Drummond]

Well, the drones are UFOs, aren't they, John?

[JD Ryan]

JD, technically, could be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Technically, I think they know their drones though. They can hear them.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, you have car sized, SUV sized drones flying over New Jersey and nearby areas up in the northeast. Now they say there have been some in Philadelphia and some on the West Coast. Here are Representative Chris Smith and Deputy Pentagon Press Secretary talking about drones. Now they're talking about, in this case, drones actually following a Coast Guard boat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Gigi Drummond]

Number four, one of their 47 foot motor lifeboats was followed by between 12 and 30 of these drones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our initial assessment here is that these are not drones or activities coming from a foreign entity or adversary.

[DJ Pre K]

One of them somebody, Congressman or senator said. Yeah, no, actually they're from Iran. They said it like they know what they're talking about. There's a mothership off the east coast and these are from Iran flying over and they're being secretive. Wait a minute. These guys have lights on them and they're 2,000ft. Nobody's being secretive about these.

[Gigi Drummond]

Well, everybody's posting now. I mean, it's all over the social media.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, look, there's a drone. There's another drone.

[Gigi Drummond]

There's a drone.

[DJ Pre K]

Anything flying in the air now is a drone. That could be a Cessna 172 going by. Look at the drone. Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of mouths.

[DJ Pre K]

Shoot it down.

[John Clay Wolf]

UFOs is not the term they use in Jersey.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, what do they call them?

[John Clay Wolf]

They call them ufo. Oh.

[Gigi Drummond]

Are people trying to shoot him down?

[DJ Pre K]

People. Residents are asking if it's okay if they try to shoot him down. The answer is no. No, then no, and then it's a felony. No. One of the representatives once again said, these need to be brought down. Well, that lets bubba with a couple of beers think he can shoot these down.

[John Clay Wolf]

You cannot.

[DJ Pre K]

You cannot do that. Yes. Don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just.

[DJ Pre K]

Just don't.

[JD Ryan]

What about UFOs?

[DJ Pre K]

The UFOs. Well, that was all. Now, this was in Oregon.

[JD Ryan]

That's more interesting.

[DJ Pre K]

This sighting has been. This was in Oregon. There was a life flight, helicopter and a United Airlines flight that saw these. These are. This is really kind of odd because these are rep. You know, these are reputable people. Cut number three. Here's the audio.

[JD Ryan]

He looks like he's moving towards it. Looks like it's moving towards the north.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like I said. 22.

[JD Ryan]

22 and a half miles off my right wing. Just had another one show up about my 1:00, about a thousand feet high, zipping towards us, and then back out towards the ocean. It's red, red in color. Moving at extreme speeds.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't even know how to describe.

[JD Ryan]

How fast he's moving.661 with Foxhaw. Roger. You are cleared to maneuver as necessary left to right to avoid the UFO out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, just straight west of Eugene. I mean, we're seeing three or four targets, all altitudes up and down. It's pretty crazy.

[JD Ryan]

1596, does it look like it's about at your altitude level 260? There was some at 30, probably 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, they're shooting away up.

[DJ Pre K]

We'd say maybe up to the 50s.

[JD Ryan]

It looks like 50,000.

[DJ Pre K]

So somewhere between. Yeah, 25 to 50,000ft. They're seeing these and they're going in. They're coming in and then zipping out like 20 miles. And the reason they know that it's specifically 20 miles is these are showing up on the pilot's radar. It's called T cask. It's a avoidance system. And it tells you exactly how far away something is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[JD Ryan]

And then the UFOs are showing up on TCAs.

[DJ Pre K]

Correct.

[JD Ryan]

Get the hell out of here.

[DJ Pre K]

I'm telling what the pilot said.

[JD Ryan]

Well, that's proof.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, it's proof in the air, but ATC is not seeing them. But the TCAS system is proof of what?

[Gigi Drummond]

Aliens, something.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, there.

[DJ Pre K]

It's a.

[JD Ryan]

No. What do you mean, no, no, No, I understand TCAs. I mean, I'm pilot. I mean, right. If. If it's picking up.

[DJ Pre K]

Picking up on TCAs, that was.

[JD Ryan]

But I don't buy the fact that ATC. ATC can't see it.

[DJ Pre K]

That's what, air traffic.

[JD Ryan]

Because, I mean, TCAS is running off a radar. Correct. And atc. Well, ATC might not see if it doesn't have a transponder on it or.

[DJ Pre K]

Does not have a transponder. They do not have transponders, obviously.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not to our knowledge.

[JD Ryan]

They're aliens.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or they got it turned off.

[DJ Pre K]

Maybe they are. But again, people are saying, really? I mean, come on, you don't want.

[John Clay Wolf]

To be too Carl Sagan, ask about this. But, but, but we've got these probes that have been out there for 40, 50 years now that have gone far, voyagers, far. We see no sign of anything alive out there. That's, like, humanoid. Right. So if they came from really, really, really far all the way here.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

They probably possess some pretty advanced technology. Sure. They can cloak, right?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, you know, you better act friendly, man.

[JD Ryan]

You know who empowered Pantera?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who empowered him?

[JD Ryan]

The aliens, man. That's where that music's coming from. Listen to these two Pantera cuts run backwards, sir. Janelle, what are your two guesses on the name of the two Pantera songs? Run backwards. John Clay will be the best, bro. Love you a new level.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Cowboys from Hell.

[JD Ryan]

No, no. Andrew in Greensboro, North Carolina. What are you. What are your guesses? Yep, you're on the air. What are your guesses for Pantera?

[John Clay Wolf]

I had.

[JD Ryan]

I had five minutes alone.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Cowboys from Hell.

[JD Ryan]

No, but I can tell you that Cowboys From Hell is correct. Let's play Cowboys from Hell. Forward you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Down below.

[JD Ryan]

Aim at you with a. I've never listened to Pantera there.

[John Clay Wolf]

The thing about Dimeback, darling, this is why he stands out and will always be remembered. He's heavy, but that is groovy. That is groovy. Electric guitar, man. He and Eddie Van Halen were very close.

[JD Ryan]

Robin in Orlando. What are your guesses? Walk. And Cowboys from Hell. Nope. Cowboys From Hell's correct. Walk is wrong. Erica in Los. Erica in Los Angeles. What's your guess?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm broken. And Cowboys from hell. There you go, girl. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

What's a good looking gal like you in LA doing listening to a bunch of yeehaws like us on Saturday morning?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I, I, I love how Heidi and Frank and one Saturday I naturally have the radio on 95.5 and I started hearing you guys and I was like, hey, this is kind of funny.

[JD Ryan]

And then the first story it kind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of heard that like locked me in was a Greek story and I was like I'm a forever.

[JD Ryan]

Forever. What Greek story?

[Gigi Drummond]

The leg.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, Pete the Greek. The leg.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my ex wife's lover. Yeah, yeah. I chased him down and stole his artificial leg.

[Gigi Drummond]

That's what hooked her.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's what hooked her. It's the little things with it, the jokes here and there, you know, the misogynist little racism, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you, Erica.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm in Los Angeles, I am at an east la.

[JD Ryan]

I'm in the one of the most Hispanic community and I love you guys. Thank you. Pri. Give this woman anything she wants. Number, she's on number nine. Everybody else, you can hang up because Erica took it. So what was that first song? Sounded like Walk on I'm broken. Play them both forward for me, please.

[Gigi Drummond]

And then C from hell, the Scream. That's what used to listen to before football games and stuff. It just gets you pumped up, you know.

[JD Ryan]

I've never listened to Panther in my life, but I'm kind of digging this.

[Gigi Drummond]

You dig it there, there's. Yeah, you would like it.

[JD Ryan]

So this just like me to get into something 20 years after they're dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

It grows on you. Just. I never liked Metallica until just a few years ago and now I get the funeral. By the way, Dimebag Daryl's funeral. There were some a lot of famous people there. Zach Wild, Corey Taylor, Jerry Cantrell, Dino Kazaris. Gene Simmons donated a Kiss casket that dimebag Daryl was buried in. Eddie Van Halen brought his yellow and white striped bumblebee electric guitar and put it in the casket with Daryl. He had promised to make him a replica and he died. And so Eddie said, you know what, here's the original. Take it with you. Because only an original gets the original.

[JD Ryan]

JD actually has a story that we don't have time for. But when the Dallas Stars won the Stanley cup, you went to the Pantera hangout house and partied with them.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did indeed.

[DJ Pre K]

What a night.

[JD Ryan]

Did you do drugs?

[DJ Pre K]

No, I didn't do drugs.

[JD Ryan]

Good. I was worried about you.

[DJ Pre K]

I was drunk. Way drunk.

[JD Ryan]

Way drunk. Oh, oh. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And I know I'm fixing to lose some east coast affiliates now, the ones that carry the next hour. So guys, jump over to the stream at JC Double and all that car crap I was talking about earlier with those classics that we're selling. You can go to GMTV garage, gmtv garage.com and see the docket list, the run list of these cars and grab a dealer if you want to get some of these because it's a dealer only auction. But it's a very special set of cars that I will probably never have again for the rest of my life. If you'd like to sell yours, go to givemetheven. Fortunately, this guy went to give me the vin.com and we bought 43 of them. Actually, that's not true. A dealer friend of mine named Shelby Smith in Arkansas is who called me, said, hey man, I'm on top of a big package and I need your help. And so I flew up there and met him and we bought them together.

[Gigi Drummond]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios.

[JD Ryan]

It'S time for the John Clay Wolf.

[Gigi Drummond]

Show, presented by give me the VIN.com.

[JD Ryan]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio 1, 800, 800 radio. If you missed any of the show, go to jcwshow.com right now and download the podcast now. John Clay Wolf. So the NFL guys houses are getting broken into because they know they're working on Sundays.

[John Clay Wolf]

NBA guys too.

[DJ Pre K]

The homes of, let's see, NFL teammates Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce were burglarized last month. NBA star Bobby Portis and Mike Conley Jr also had their homes broken into. Now Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow's home in Ohio has been burglarized. He has addressed the issue Monday night after the game in Dallas. Cut number 11.1, Mike.

[JD Ryan]

So obviously everybody has heard what has happened. I feel like my privacy has been violated in more ways than one. You know, we live a public life and you know, one of my least favorite parts of that is the lack of privacy. And that has been difficult for me to deal with my entire career. Still learning. But I understand it's the life that we choose. Doesn't make it any easier to deal with.

[Gigi Drummond]

He was like crying about, I mean, it's a. They stole some really important things from him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's terrible. Have you ever been robbed?

[Gigi Drummond]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have your home robbed? It's. Yeah, it'll get right under you, man.

[DJ Pre K]

They're violating.

[Gigi Drummond]

John, ever been robbed from your home?

[JD Ryan]

I'M thinking my house burned down. That sucked.

[Gigi Drummond]

That would suck.

[JD Ryan]

Yes. But I've had a four wheeler stolen from my driveway. That sucked.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh.

[JD Ryan]

And I had a blazer, my high school car, stolen from my brother's driveway. That sucked. I don't remember anybody breaking into the house. I know that a guy broke into my grandfather's house one time and he shot him and killed him.

[Gigi Drummond]

Well, there you go.

[DJ Pre K]

Damn.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[DJ Pre K]

Seriously?

[John Clay Wolf]

He shot your grandfather?

[DJ Pre K]

No.

[JD Ryan]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your grandfather shot him. Okay. Well, that's better.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's much better.

[DJ Pre K]

A lot of these incidents have been stacking up. You might be wondering if. Miami Dolphins 2. I'm gonna screw this up too. Tag Levia. Thank you. Might be on the right track. This is what he had to say.

[JD Ryan]

If you break into my house, I'm gonna shoot you and kill you.

[DJ Pre K]

Basically, it. 11.2.

[Gigi Drummond]

My house had gotten broken into.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not necessarily my house, but one of my cars. And so it's a little too close.

[Gigi Drummond]

For my comfort with my family being in the house.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we got personal security to take.

[Gigi Drummond]

Care of all of that when we're on the road. Just to let that be known.

[JD Ryan]

They are armed.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I hope if you decide to.

[Gigi Drummond]

Go to my house, you think twice. I mean, I. You think you're at that level, you need to have security around you.

[DJ Pre K]

Wouldn't you have amazing security at least. Why wouldn't you have a security system that, you know, locked everything down if there's an alarm?

[Gigi Drummond]

Because they know it's obvious you're not at home.

[DJ Pre K]

Sure, sure. Guy I worked with on the radio in Dallas, who's now passed, he talked about all the stuff. Russ Martin, he had all the stuff, and he talked about it, and he talked about his guns, and he talked about this, that, and the other. And he lived alone, so there's no surprise. One night when he came home from work, there were people waiting for him. They. They taped him to a chair, tortured him, more or less for about 30 minutes, stole a bunch of stuff, including a car.

[Gigi Drummond]

Wow.

[DJ Pre K]

They didn't kill him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Gigi Drummond]

Does that worry you any? Like, you know, not at all. You don't have anything to steal. And your car was carrying, too, so.

[DJ Pre K]

Always carrying. Come on.

[Gigi Drummond]

And you're carrying.

[DJ Pre K]

Come on.

[JD Ryan]

I'm carrying. Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Yep.

[Gigi Drummond]

So don't. Don't mess with anybody. And you notice none of these are in Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no.

[JD Ryan]

Texas is a great place to get your ass shot off.

[DJ Pre K]

Right? Come on. Bring the drones over here.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's good having my parents living nearby, too, because I. I Took all my firearms except for five over there.

[Gigi Drummond]

And Gigi's just got that Hot Wheels track, and that's all she would do.

[JD Ryan]

This guy in Massachusetts was going down a chimney like he was Santa Claus. I think he was trying to rob something. He was in a cut 14.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, he's on the roof.

[JD Ryan]

Get down here. Show your hands or I'm gonna come.

[John Clay Wolf]

Up there and grab you. The guy.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, he went down the chimney.

[JD Ryan]

He's in the chimney.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're an idiot.

[JD Ryan]

Shoot it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Show us your hand.

[JD Ryan]

Right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Show us your hand.

[JD Ryan]

Are you stuck, Rob? You can breathe fine. All right.

[Gigi Drummond]

Can you breathe fine? Oh, no.

[JD Ryan]

His hip looks like. And you can't. And you can't scoot straight up.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they call the FD Fire department's trying to chop him out, and he's just. He's stuck.

[DJ Pre K]

That's funny.

[JD Ryan]

Another way to enter a building is through the front door of a car dealership. There's a dude that was pissed off that bought a Subaru from a Subaru video, and guy was pissed off and bought a Subaru from a Subaru dealership. And he wanted to bring it back, and they said no. So he just slammed it through the front door into the showroom. So now it's back.

[DJ Pre K]

We have the audio from the video. If you'd like it. Can number 15.

[JD Ryan]

Whoa. Call the cops.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no. It was kind of a very, very scary situation. Several hours later, he came back and.

[JD Ryan]

He was very emotional.

[Gigi Drummond]

He said, listen, if you don't give me my money back right now, I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gonna run this car right through the front door. I was just really angry. I was upset about my money. I kind of blacked out for a second. You know, I. I know I probably shouldn't have done it, but I guess I just hit a breaking point.

[Gigi Drummond]

Golly. Just to return something, just to bring the car back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. He doesn't look at all like you, but behavior wise, like, that's kind of a. That's almost like a Turley looking incident. I would never run behind the wheel.

[Gigi Drummond]

No. Mad behind the wheel. Yeah, I feel, you know, you get tempted to run somebody down, then you just gotta. You think about it. You have to pause before doing that.

[DJ Pre K]

Do you carry a gun?

[Gigi Drummond]

No, that's. I told you, I don't carry a gun for that reason.

[JD Ryan]

Deserve it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I have a deal. In the summertime, when you get into a really hot car and Kyle Casey showed me this, you roll down the back windows and turn the air all the way up. And it blows the hot air out a little faster. So I'm driving down the road, I forgot my windows were down. And this lady cut me off. And I mean, I'm just. I mean, bitch talking her dude. Cop talking her loud. Why you effing. Yeah. Bitch of a. You know, running out and she immediately. She immediately looks at me and I'm like, oh, my God. It's almost like she can hear me. I forgot my back windows.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, did you see this thing? The Harvard guy's got an app that pairs with meta smart glasses. And you can walk around and it's talking in your earbud. It'll tell you the person's name. So anybody, anywhere. If you look at them with your smart glasses, it'll tell them the person's name. So you can walk up, say, hi, John. You know, like they know you. Cut 22.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a Betsy? Oh, okay. I think. I think I met you through like the Cambridge Community Foundation.

[JD Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. It's great to meet you. I'm Kane.

[JD Ryan]

Do you happen to be a person.

[John Clay Wolf]

Working on like, minority stuff or like.

[Gigi Drummond]

Muslims in India at all or something?

[JD Ryan]

Really? Are you Kashif? Yes. Oh, I've read your work before. That's super cool. I'm Anfu. Nice to meet you.

[Gigi Drummond]

Wow.

[JD Ryan]

Creepy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anything on Google or on most sites in the Internet? Those glasses know. It's like having a browser across your face.

[Gigi Drummond]

That's a good icebreaker though. Right away like that.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Speaking of more technology, AI did samples of Led Zeppelin songs over 50 style band. Let's see what it sounds like. Cut 17. You need fooling, baby I'm not fooling. I'm gonna send you back to school and almost way down inside Honey, you need it I'm only give you my love I'm going to give you my.

[John Clay Wolf]

Love I want a whole lot of love I want a whole lot of love.

[JD Ryan]

Is that the only one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Now this is where that gets dumb. The people that did that actually did Le Zeppelin's entire second album in that style.

[JD Ryan]

I thought you said it was AI.

[John Clay Wolf]

They did. They took AI and made it Le Zeppelin's entire second album in 50s style.

[JD Ryan]

So would you tell AI to take it and just. Did you just give AI an order and it made this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

That's crazy. I like it. I do too.

[John Clay Wolf]

That Emma effort ain't really.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, Todd in Kansas, you want to ride your bikes down here? You bet you, buddy. Mike, you love your show. Thanks, man. If you go to Rattlesnake Roadhouse, there's A, we have lofts like these two story lofts that are silos, and there's four of them that we rent on Airbnb, and it's right there in the middle of all of it. And I'd. That's what you should grab. We're gonna have a bike week down we're gonna have a bike week down here at the end of May or the beginning of May to end of May. All right, I will be there then. Go ahead and get those rooms reserved because those will go fast. Everybody else have to stay in Glen Rose because there's just not that many. Glen Rose is 12 miles away, but there's not that many hotel rooms here at all. I mean, this is almost like. Have you ever been to Sturgis? Yes. Okay, well, imagine like the chip, you know, the huge campground that's like what the town is here, but without the, without the housing. I mean, this is a tiny little town. It's 700 people and it has an old strip. Old strip of downtown. And we've revitalized it with bars and restaurants in a. In a car museum, in a saloon. It's just. It's like a little movie set. And there's hill country all around here to ride your bikes. Oh, nice. Well, I live in Kansas, so I know all about small little towns like that. Unincorporated small towns. Well, this was actually incorporated, but Boss hog and Cooter running the place. And the Duke boys, they chase us sometimes. All right. 8008-072348-00807-234, 800, 800 radio. We're actually. COOTER was the Duke boy's friend. Yeah, I got that backwards, actually. The mayor and I get along fine now, so maybe this is just like the TV show. It's working out. 800-807-234. Call in with the car calls during this break during the song. Year make, model miles, average, rubber, clean. If you want to sell your car, call me right now and give me year make, model, miles, average, rougher, clean. And I'll hang a number on it right here real fast. On behalf of Give me the vintage. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Give me THE VIN.com. america's best car buyer. And if you want to buy a collection of classic cars or some killer vets like a 1 of 22, 442 George Jones truck, we're having an auction next Wednesday in Dallas, but you can get through it. Simulcast go to GMTV garage, which stands for give me the van. Gmtvgarage.com and it's got a list of those cars. But you need a dealer friend to get you into this auction. So if you want to buy a car there, call a dealer friend. Everybody knows a dealer and if they don't, they've got a friend that does. They just need a license and they get you in. You can pay them 5%, 7%, whatever to handle your deal. And you can get a hell of a hell of a wholesale buy on an NCRS style Corvette or George Jones truck or an 800 mile smoking the bandit car. I mean the good stuff. GMTV garage. And that auction is in Dallas next Wednesday at Manheim Dallas. And the Preview is at 4:00 Tuesday, the day before. And we'll have all the documentation out so that you can inspect the pedigrees of the cars in the build sheets and all that good stuff. Be right back. Now back to the John Clay wolf.

[Gigi Drummond]

Show presented by givemethevent.com hit him up right now. 1-800-800-radio. 1800-800-radio. This is the John Clay now back.

[JD Ryan]

To the John Clay wolf show presented by.

[Gigi Drummond]

Give me the vin.com hit him up right now, 1-800-800-radio. 1800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show.

[JD Ryan]

And this is the lightning round brought to you by America's best car buyer, givemethevin.com all the offers are [e-mail] go to give me the right now if you'd like to sell yours, Brent. 16 Chevrolet SS, the Little Hot Rod 35,000mile stick average rough or clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, this is clean.

[JD Ryan]

I'd say exceptionally clean. I'll give you 35,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

35. 35.

[Gigi Drummond]

Hey, I'll put it on the website.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I get a couple more out of you.

[JD Ryan]

Ah, I think I'm there. I think I'm there. I hear you. If it had 25 on it, you'd get a couple more out of me. But at 35,000 miles, I think I'm $35,000. What color is it? Black on black? Yeah, I mean, I think for me to make 500, 400 bucks, I got to be 35 grand. SJ16 Hellcat Challenger, 27,000 miles. What color?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the only tri pearl red they did that year.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, red. We just call it red.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got a lot of, a lot of, a lot of my. A lot of mods on it. It has been rebuilt to 426 stroker.

[JD Ryan]

I don't know if that's good or bad, I know it's good.

[Gigi Drummond]

I think it's pretty good.

[JD Ryan]

I think it's good for the people that care. But in my business, the cust, the stock is better. What else have you done to it?

[John Clay Wolf]

This modded wide body kit, tires, every.

[JD Ryan]

Everything underneath is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is red supercharger.

[JD Ryan]

It comes with all the caps and everything. Oh, you. You readed the supercharger. You painted the supercharger red. It's, it's. Well, it's not painted.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was. It's powder coated.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I understand. Ah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many? A lot of red under the hood.

[JD Ryan]

I think I've got it. 44 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I'm there then.

[JD Ryan]

All right, go to Give me the vin.com. load it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sell that.

[JD Ryan]

Sell that bitch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's go.

[JD Ryan]

800-800-7234. My name is John Clay Wolf. The bids and everything's good. GiveMeTheVin.com go to GiveMeTheVin.com coast to coast. We have locations. You can drop your car off, pick up a check today until 4:00. Your time is what time we're open and then Monday we open back up and you can load them in over the weekend and the guys will get back to you on Monday morning if you're a Sunday or after 4:00 today. Submit mission. We'll be right back. We always went to my grandmother's house.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I never liked going because my.

[JD Ryan]

Grandma was real mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Grandma just sat there crochet afghans all day. I don't know if you guys know what an afghan is, but it's like a blanket with holes in it.

[JD Ryan]

One day I was down there.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is Alabama.

[JD Ryan]

One day I was down there and I fell asleep.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I woke up, I could see into my grandmother's bedroom and she was changing. Yeah, I saw my grandma's boobs, guys. I freaked out.

[JD Ryan]

So I did the only thing I could do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Grabbed a blanket, threw it over my head. Turns out wasn't a blanket. It was an afghan I could see right through.

[JD Ryan]

That's worse.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now it looks like I'm trying to catch a pig.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yo, we're back to the John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit him up.

[Gigi Drummond]

800, 800 radio now.

[JD Ryan]

John Clay Wolf. Hey, Bob and Lafayette. The 88 IR Z for 10,000 bucks with. Oh, it's got 180 on the miles, 180,000 on the mileage yester. Yeah, it's five grand. Five grand. Yep. Go to give me the vin.com and load it up. You Know, we're talking about some. These cars that I have this week. All these crazy collector cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

People like, why don't you keep them? Why don't you keep them? Why don't you keep them? Why don't you keep. I'm like, dude, you cannot run a whorehouse and marry all of the working girls.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[DJ Pre K]

What a bizarre way to put that.

[JD Ryan]

But it's. Do you understand? Totally. I get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Right? I mean, you can fall in love with one of them.

[DJ Pre K]

Can't get. You can't own them all.

[JD Ryan]

No, no, no, no, no. You know what's funny about, like, I love it as a heckler. These unfinished car project, like, projects, people start unfinished. There's groups on Facebook that. Where they're trading buckets of unfinished crap, buckets of bolts. And they like, describe the entire project. You know, with the frames here and the motors here and the seats here. And here's a picture of this and this, this. It needs this and this, this. I've got a bunch of other parts from another project and little than 22,000. You can have it all. I mean, it's just like a. It's like an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. There's a group. Yes.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, my God.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. There's a trading post of unfinished projects. And these guys are, like, making offers. Well, I'll give you 17,000 for that engine in this frame, but I've already got this and this. And if you want to swap this part, like, Jesus Christ, people. These people get into these project cars and they cannot finish them. I think only 10% of them get finished. I'm serious. There's no data on this, but what percentage of people that bring in a project car that are going to take it apart, restore it and do the whole thing actually finish, ever finish? I think 10% maybe. And it's amazing job. I have one outside I've had for a year and a half now. Yeah, the fire Chicken.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah. And you're trying to finish.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. And like Squirrel, the guy that started it and got me into this mess, he wanted to come back, and I offered him to come back part time at $2.50 less per hour than what we were paying him.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

And the reason I did that is because I'm so mad at him. I'm just so mad at him because I think he screws around so much that he's probably really. $5 an hour of his pay is screw off time. So I'm like, I'm gonna take half of that. That was my. That Was how did I rationalize this payment mechanism? Like he's stealing $5 an hour from me from just running his mouth and walking around doing nothing.

[DJ Pre K]

Split it with him.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I'm gonna split it with him. And he's sitting at home on unemployment, not doing a damn thing, wishing he had a job and offered him $2.50 less an hour. And he won't take it. And that tells you what you're dealing with. And that is not the kind of guy you need working on your project. Car. No, because he can't finish nothing.

[Gigi Drummond]

I think the name Squirrel is probably the first sign.

[JD Ryan]

Well, Luke is the one that named him. Screaming Luke Coffey, our old TV guy, YouTube guy, you know, he was arrested for the march on the Capitol. Luke Coffey. If you Google up. Luke Coffey is his name, and he worked here while he was waiting to go to trial. He's a TV producer for the Run on the Capitol. January 5th.

[John Clay Wolf]

6Th.

[JD Ryan]

6Th. Yeah. So anyway, I got wind yesterday he did have his trial about almost a year ago this time, and he never got sentenced. He got sentenced yesterday to like 30 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Geez.

[JD Ryan]

I forgot exactly what it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He didn't even hit anybody.

[JD Ryan]

He didn't do anything.

[DJ Pre K]

He was standing, blocking people.

[John Clay Wolf]

So does that mean he brandished like a crutch or something for a photo opportunity? Because, you know, he knew there was somebody taking a picture back. Stop.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, he was blocking people that were speeding. The woman at his feet. And he was trying to keep. That's what he said.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

I said it wrong. He has not been sentenced yet. He was found guilty of felony and misdemeanor offenses, including assaulting law enforcement with a weapon during January 6th. Luke Russell Coffee, 44, Dallas, was found guilty of six felonies, including civil disorder, two counts of this, assaulting, blah, blah, blah. So a sentencing comes up in summer now, does that mean he's sitting in the can until then?

[DJ Pre K]

No, no, no.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, it doesn't.

[DJ Pre K]

It totally. And yeah, and Trump will let him off.

[John Clay Wolf]

They generally bond out things like that. Yeah, and not just because he's. He's a friend of ours. And all those J6 Capitol Stormers can eat my shorts, but that seems a little excessive for a. For a penalty for that. He didn't attack anybody.

[JD Ryan]

He didn't.

[DJ Pre K]

He kept somebody from getting killed.

[JD Ryan]

No, he wasn't doing better. He's not a mean guy. Back to this Facebook, groups of unfinished projects. You know, gets my goat is these people that want to sell things on Facebook, Marketplace. And I have buyers Chasing those people, working on them. Nobody answers their damn emails. Nobody answers. They're like, you know, hey, I'll sell this blazer for 20,000. Okay. Then you reach out to them. Can I have your number? Can I have some. A video? Can I have some more information? They just don't answer. Why put things for sale if you're not going to answer the for sale sign? Why bother? Facebook Marketplace is the biggest bunch of jerk off Jake leg backtrack BS I've ever been. I mean, Lars was trying to buy a table the other day and it's just ridiculous stuff in the misdescriptions on there. I mean, Facebook marketplaces just killed ebay. It just turned into the world slum garage sale.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Have you ever done any business on Facebook Marketplace?

[DJ Pre K]

I have not.

[JD Ryan]

Is anybody in here?

[Gigi Drummond]

No, I avoid that. Trying to buy like furniture and stuff. No, no, no, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was looking at a guy's used pool table that he kept outside on his patio in very rough used condition and never, never got in contact.

[JD Ryan]

No shows and no replies and people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Posted on his deal. I've been trying to get a hold of this guy for three months and has anybody heard from him? Have you heard? You know, like, you want to sell it so bad? Probably they sold it right away, but then they didn't take the post down, you know, and so I just quit Facebook Marketplace, man, I ain't doing it.

[JD Ryan]

Is Craigslist even a thing anymore or did Facebook Marketplace kill that too?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they're out there, but there are no hookers.

[JD Ryan]

What happened to the hooker?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Gigi Drummond]

Was that what it was for?

[JD Ryan]

Was that the back page or something?

[John Clay Wolf]

That was Back page is gone.

[JD Ryan]

We used to do bid that, but 15 years ago you were, you were.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was Back Page was just a fascination of mine. Just knowing they're out there makes me feel better.

[DJ Pre K]

It was hookers, John.

[JD Ryan]

Back page was hookers, Bob O. Knowing that hookers, would they. Would they reply to are they better repliers in the Facebook market?

[John Clay Wolf]

I never tried to contact.

[JD Ryan]

Does anybody sell hooker on Facebook Marketplace.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just knowing they were out there made me feel better.

[JD Ryan]

Just calmed your soul?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I'm like, oh, hookers.

[Gigi Drummond]

If you had a hooker on Facebook, punk place. You'd never get a hold of him.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean.

[Gigi Drummond]

Be terrible. Just look, that's all Baba needs to get back on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm on my back. I'll be right back.

[JD Ryan]

I'm on my back. I'll be. I thought you said something else. I said we'll come right back. Right here on the John Clay Wolf Show. 8008-072348-00800 radio. Remember, I'll give another plug. We just opened a new restaurant last night in Walnut Springs, Texas called Bosque Cantina and it's a Felipe Armenta and Graham Elliot restaurant. I partnered with these guys and it's right across the street from the Rattlesnake roadhouse. We're opening W6 Steakhouse next. It's not quite there, but this cantina, dude, it's a foodie delight. It's worth the drive. If you're down here in Bosque county area within 30 minutes, you've got to come. And if you want to plan a day in Walnut Springs from the metroplex, it's definitely on. Be right back.

[Gigi Drummond]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on.

[JD Ryan]

It's lovely weather.

[Gigi Drummond]

It's been living rent free in my head ever since I went to a 7 11. Heard this on air.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that a despicable me thing?

[DJ Pre K]

Sounds like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are those menus?

[DJ Pre K]

No, I haven't seen.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't have to watch that crap anymore.

[JD Ryan]

So those are Asians. No, those are Pakistan in. Yes, correct.

[Gigi Drummond]

That's why I said you missed my joke. It's okay, I'm not going to repeat it. Thank you.

[JD Ryan]

Speech impediment. Terence, can you sing that song? Speech impediment. Terence, you've been on hold for an hour and a half. Are you there? He's just talking to people. Walnut Springs. Jeep friendly DJ in Riverside, California. Absolutely, absolutely. Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, good morning.

[JD Ryan]

Good morning. Hey, we got a boogie. I see you're asking if Walnut Springs, Texas is Jeep friendly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

There's a lot of trails out here. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

[Gigi Drummond]

With you talking up Walnut Springs seems.

[JD Ryan]

Like a nice destination to go to. Just wondering, is there a Jeeper Club out there? I don't know about a Jeeper Club. You can be the. You can be the starter member. I know there's a lot of people with a lot of those ducks on their dash. That's a whole weird swinger thing. Very strange, very weird, very odd. Dj, do you have a bunch of rubber duckies on your dash I keep in the console?

[John Clay Wolf]

I put them on other people.

[JD Ryan]

It's like the loofahs down at the. At the old folks places where they have different colored losers, like for what kind of swingers they are. It's like the jeep color ducks. If y'all don't know what I'm talking about, look it up. Jeep people Are handing off these rubber ducks back and forth as like, like Pokemon cards. I don't know. Hey, we hate mail. Didn't we get some hate mail?

[Gigi Drummond]

We did.

[JD Ryan]

I love hate mail. Love, hate mail. Love, hate mail.

[DJ Pre K]

You just lost a list.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just lost a list.

[DJ Pre K]

This one comes from Sara El in Oklahoma City. She starts out lovingly with. What's your problem? We were talking about beating children with Hot Wheels tracks. Remember that? Beating kids with Hot Wheels. I know it was, but is nothing to laugh about. Beating your children is not only morally corrupt, it's a crime. I should call CPS on your show. It's vile and disgusting. I'd like to tap your rear end with some Hot Wheel tracks because you know better. SARAH L. Oklahoma City, Los Angeles.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just lost. It's a crime.

[DJ Pre K]

It's a crime.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't you mind your business, lady.

[JD Ryan]

She's talking to Gigi, not me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get out of my office.

[JD Ryan]

We need to do our picks, bud. Yeah. It's football time. It's football time. How did we do last weekend, John?

[Gigi Drummond]

You did not do very well.

[JD Ryan]

I did not.

[Gigi Drummond]

In fact, you lost every game.

[JD Ryan]

Did I really? Oh, sorry. Ouch. So now where am I? Locked down.

[Gigi Drummond]

220, 225. Now I'm 37 and 28 for the year. You're the reverse of that 28 and 37. You went 0 for 4. Some great games. That SMU game was amazing. I. I felt for you, John. And there was a point where you. You almost gave up hope during that game. We were texting back and forth, this is over. This is over. It's like, hold on, right? They can just get back into it. And they almost pulled that game off. It was amazing.

[JD Ryan]

It was. It was a nail biter. I told the guys were with me, they're like, this is over. I said, no, it's not. They're going to bring us all the way back and then they're going to lose right at the end. That's what I said in the first quarter.

[Gigi Drummond]

And they did.

[JD Ryan]

That's what happened.

[Gigi Drummond]

Unfortunately, now they get to go to Penn State and I will be there. I'm jealous. That's a bucket list stadium. Right. Right there. To go to a college football game at Penn State, you're going to. It's going to be a blast. Okay, so I'm going to be doing.

[JD Ryan]

The show from the hotel room next Saturday morning remote.

[Gigi Drummond]

That's going to be fun. Maybe we can get a. You know, you call in when you're out there at the game some A live update. Yeah, updates from the tailgating and stuff.

[JD Ryan]

I think it's going be 28 degrees. Woo.

[Gigi Drummond]

It's going to be cold. It's going to be fun, though.

[JD Ryan]

All right.

[Gigi Drummond]

Only one college game. It's Navy versus Army, 125th edition of that, the Commander in Chief cup is our trophies on the line. Army's quarterback is really good. He didn't get invited to the Heisman finalist, which is, by the way, picking that tonight.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Gigi Drummond]

But he's finished with like 29 yards or 29 touchdowns for the year. 1400 yards. Russian and then Navy.

[JD Ryan]

Russian. Yeah. I thought it was American.

[Gigi Drummond]

No rushing, like running the ball. So they run the ball out there in. Army had a Russian quarterback. Army is favored by. Army is favored by six.

[JD Ryan]

What do you pick there? I'll take army with this point.

[Gigi Drummond]

I agree. Can we move the line, John? We'll have to do that here. I'm gonna move it to. No, we're gonna move it.

[JD Ryan]

Nope. No. Ask me what I picked. I picked a pick and I'm gonna stick with my pick. And you're not gonna chew me around and make me lose.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, there you go.

[Gigi Drummond]

Just because you're losing, that's part of the game. If we both agree, we move the line and then you can choose.

[JD Ryan]

Well, that was your deal. I just.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, just stopping and changing the rules. You're down money.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Gigi Drummond]

All right. John's crying just like he cried when he lost in Jeopardy. That's fine. We'll go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bought you a car. I let you do what you want. I leave you alone. Carmela, no, we're not moving the line.

[Gigi Drummond]

All right, now. And that's the only college game, but we got to get to the NFL first here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you watch that?

[Gigi Drummond]

Yes. That was a Ralphie there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got no network, no TV networks at my house right now when there's a game on. All right, so Disney plus showed an animated version of the Cowboys Bengals game with Simpsons characters. The cop was like the referee. Ralphie sang the intro. When they started up, Mo instead of a bar, Mo ran a juice stand on the sidelines. I know how ridiculous it sounds. It was awesome.

[JD Ryan]

It was.

[Gigi Drummond]

The only way you can watch the Cowboys play anymore is watching the Simpsons characters. All right, we got three games, John, and actually there's some really good NFL games. At 3:30 on CBS, could this be.

[JD Ryan]

The Super bowl preview?

[Gigi Drummond]

Buffalo Bills 10 and 3 versus the Lions, 12 and 1. It's in Detroit, John. The Lions are favored by two and a half. Could be an offensive shootout here.

[JD Ryan]

Lions straight up. No, with the points. Wait. Yeah.

[Gigi Drummond]

Lions are favored by two and a half.

[JD Ryan]

So you'll give me two and a half points straight up?

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, just go straight up. Lions two and a half. They win by two and a half. I'm just gonna give it to you here.

[JD Ryan]

You're kind of losing me. Straight up means.

[Gigi Drummond]

No, I mean not straight up, but the spread.

[JD Ryan]

I thought you're giving me two and a half back.

[Gigi Drummond]

No.

[JD Ryan]

So you said straight up. That means if the Lions win by one point, I win.

[Gigi Drummond]

No, just two and a half.

[JD Ryan]

That's what you said.

[Gigi Drummond]

They got a cover. Sorry. They got a cover by two and a half.

[JD Ryan]

There you go. Cover. Not straight up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bill's going to win that.

[JD Ryan]

I'm getting a little bit here in my losing money.

[Gigi Drummond]

I'll give you that one. I think it's.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, thank you, Doug. Thank you.

[Gigi Drummond]

No problem. At 330, the state championship for Pennsylvania. The Steelers at 10 and three and the Eagles at 11 and two. The Eagles are favored by five and a half. This should be a defensive shootout.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Pittsburgh with the points.

[Gigi Drummond]

So he's taking the staff. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna let you go. I agree with these here. So if I lose.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you again, Dan.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah. If I lose. Hey, what's you win here. And the last game on The Peacock at 720. Packers 9 and 4. Seahawks 85. I'm going to pick this one first since you're gone first on all these others. I'm going to. Packers are favored by two and a half. Give me that.

[JD Ryan]

Over whom?

[Gigi Drummond]

Over the Seahawks. It's in Seattle.

[JD Ryan]

That's fine. Whatever. I don't care. I hate them both. I don't hate the Hawks. I hate the Packers. I hate the packers so bad. I'm sure one talk.

[Gigi Drummond]

You wouldn't have picked them anyway.

[JD Ryan]

No. Right. So you might have given me a daddy money. Help me again.

[Gigi Drummond]

There's our picks. Good luck, John.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you, Daddy. Who's your daddy? Michael Turley in betting right now. He's my daddy. What else going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's see your.

[DJ Pre K]

Last week, up and coming artist Mitchell Ferguson posted a pop country song. He was actually making fun of how silly and bad country music is right now. You'll remember this. Cut 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna need a little bit of skull can.

[DJ Pre K]

People said that wasn't too bad, so he actually added lyrics to it. You want to hear this? Cut 21.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got a truck and a cold beer Used to be a bad.

[JD Ryan]

Right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm going out tonight.

[JD Ryan]

Cause when I'm all alone, it don't feel right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Got a little bit of money in the skull can. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Should have got a blessing from her old man?

[John Clay Wolf]

When she walked on out the door. I hope she found what she looking for. So we gonna take a little trip.

[DJ Pre K]

Going downtown, yeah, I'm drinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

You wait till you shut it down. I can't forget that you ain't here. So I drink a beer.

[JD Ryan]

This sounds like a song you'd put together, Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, a little.

[JD Ryan]

Sounds like.

[DJ Pre K]

Shows how simple country music is.

[JD Ryan]

Where is that guy located? I'd like to have him come play on my stage. Tractor rap, you know, can and a cold beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

We did the Peter slam song last night, and Paul just started playing it. He's looking at me like he. Like Paul likes that. He's looking at. So I did like, both first halves of the only verse we've written for that. And he keeps playing. I'm like, that's all I got, man. So he had to sing it.

[JD Ryan]

Did you find.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, yes. Yeah. You want to play a couple of these Dio tracks?

[JD Ryan]

You're talking about Christmas songs? Bobo sings Christmas songs. Y'all haven't heard this in a while? Never heard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Great.

[Gigi Drummond]

Give me a second here.

[JD Ryan]

Bobo's own production.

[Gigi Drummond]

When was this done?

[JD Ryan]

Probably 12 years ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

2009, I think.

[Gigi Drummond]

Where did you put them at?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, you haven't found them yet? I thought we. We have.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're in your show folder at the bottom. I've got them over in the Vox pro here.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, yeah, let's pull it up there because it's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I got him. You got a. You got a line on me here.

[JD Ryan]

It's a pro rodeo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let's see.

[JD Ryan]

The NFR is on tonight.

[Gigi Drummond]

It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Giddy up, I'll whip you Horses. Don't look at the snow. Santa's house is where I want to go. I'll whip that fat bastard into shape. Take all of his toys Give them to the baddest girls and boys. Boys, I'll take you Horses. Wow.

[JD Ryan]

That's not the good one. This is the good one. Is this Dio?

[John Clay Wolf]

Chestnuts roasting. Yes. Open fire. Roasting. Blazing with a fire Jack Frost slashing at your nose. Christmas songs sung by a black rusted.

[DJ Pre K]

Choir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Girls dressed down for rock and roll.

[Gigi Drummond]

So bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Horrible.

[Gigi Drummond]

Do you have one more?

[John Clay Wolf]

Silver bells, silver bells It's Christmas time down in the underworld. What were we thinking?

[JD Ryan]

What about the John Anderson? Baby, it's cold outside do you have that handy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not.

[JD Ryan]

That was a good one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Exactly. No, no.

[JD Ryan]

Well, remember, at Christmas time next year, we only have one opportunity to play this stuff, so we ought to bring it up.

[Gigi Drummond]

We could do it next week.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're on next week.

[JD Ryan]

That's right.

[Gigi Drummond]

Next week. I know you're already in. In game mode for next week. You're ready to go out to Penn.

[JD Ryan]

Penn State College.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sand Dusky town.

[JD Ryan]

Pull over and get Sandusky. No, don't dump it. It's fine. He didn't dump it. Took it. Oh, you dumped me. I mean. All right, we'll go out with that west coast, there's another hour for you coming up. And central, we're losing you. Remember, go to GMTV garage and be able to look at list of those cars that rent auction off Wednesday. They're incredible. And go to givemethevin.com if you want to sell yours. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

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