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No, no, you ask that all the time. Because if he's got it. No, I'll give it to him. He don't got it. What I heard was fine. Yeah, he was great on the car beds. And then last week, I got the itch because I wasn't on the week before, and I gave you guys the week off and didn't want to call you back in, so I just went solo, which was weird, but fine. I think it went pretty good. It's just different. It's just a different show. It's just a completely different. It's like straight versus gay. It's just two different things. Which one is. This is the question. Hey, homeboy, put our thing up on the monitor. Make sure the TV's volume's off. And that's part of your checklist. Please, Kyle. Thank you, Turley. How did we do in the bets last week, John? You actually won a game. Everybody. There was a point when you lost ten in a row to me. Oh, yeah. Ten in a row. Ten in a row. But the Notre Dame game, you won that one, so congratulations. Rubber band man. Notre Dame game. Who's gonna go? Okay, it's early. Nobody's listening. Do you think Dame beats pin? They impressed me. Really did. Who pin? No, Notre Dame did their speed. I picked J.D. will you go in there and ask him to get this set up? So make it. Make it part of his checklist every Saturday, because last week he turned it on. In the middle of the show and it blew the volume out. What now the Notre Dame. I didn't think they were going to be able to compete against Georgia because they Normally against the SEC, they'd. Hey, J.D. while we're talking man stuff, football stuff, can you go do work? Oh, golly. I was trying to think of when it'd be a good time for JD to go do that. And I knew when we got into football it'd be great because he can't. He's like. He's like a football bat. Yeah. He has no idea what's a football. He has no idea what's a football bat. Okay, back to Dame. So, yeah, so, yeah, I didn't think Notre Dame would compete because I didn't think they had the speed. I knew they were tough enough, but the speed. But they have the speed now and so do they have white speed or black speed? I don't know what you're talking about, but they have speed. Let's put it that way, John. I say that because, like two high school football teams, Texas, just wider than crackers and a box of crackers. And like both from rich neighborhoods, went and won the state championship in the foray, the San Antonio version of Highland Park. And Highland park, it's track speed. So they have the track speed. Track speed. Yes. And Penn State does not have the track speed. They're tough. I mean, you saw them against smu. Check out the wisdom on Turley. Just like that. It's track speed. They have track speed. And your mind blows open. You're like, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they do. Why don't you just paint a picture, Bob? We tried to hit it and quit it. Track speed. Track speed. So, yeah, Notre Dame is in there. Good Lord. You're not impressed by that? Yeah. So yeah, Notre Dame. I am impressed. And then I think he laid finally over the holiday. I was wrong about Oregon, about him getting laid over the holiday. Well, yeah, that too. You, You. I wouldn't let you pick that game. Yep. And I'm glad I did because I was wrong. I. I thought Oregon was going to be in the national championship, but they don't have the toughness. They have the speed. The F out. Yeah, they just. They're not tough. They're just sissy ass west coast hippie pots smoking, woke. Couldn't say my better myself right there. I mean, that's exactly. They can. They're fast. They do have the track speed, but they're not tough. You have to stumble. They may be that too, but Ohio State, they've got the combination. That receiver, Smith is he. I mean, he's gonna be the next to. I mean, he's that good. So it's gonna be, I think, Ohio State versus Notre Dame championship. I'm showing my cards here when we get to the bets later. But, yeah, that makes sense what I think, you know, and here I am being a homer because I put. I played at smu. I wanted SMU to do good. And they went up, got the S beat out of him by Penn State. But so now I'm like, I think Penn State's pretty good, but I think Penn State's pretty good now. They. Their defense is good. They're tough. They're just. I think Penn State. Dame. I'm gonna take Penn State. All right, so we already got that bet in. We'll just take that pit. Okay. I think I got two points on this. That right? Yeah. Notre Dame is favored by two. So you're taking plus two there. But before I saw Penn State sodomize the SMU Mustangs, it was bad. And choke. Screw Peruna. And I would have bet Dame because I was all into Dame, because I was watching Dame, thinking how tough they were. But Penn State is pretty good. Yeah. And I guess you've talked about this, right? You didn't even go into the game and see. No, I did not even go into the game. I was too big of a. You were too big of a bitch. You said, dude, big of a. Sat in the parking lot of a playoff game. You didn't want to go in. You had tickets and you didn't go in. Well, we got there in the middle of the fourth quarter and we were already getting beat down. I went up there to get over my PTSD over the past 30 years, and I was like, I didn't want to go at all. And we were eight minutes from the deal when. When the plane landed. And they're like, let's go, let's go. It's like, let's not. Let's not. So I took the family over there. They went in. I said, I'm staying in the car. You just sat in the car. Did you even listen to the game? No. What were you just sad, Drinking a beer, listening to, like, radio? Just like. Yeah. After the second pick six. So the two pick sixes quickly. I knew how this was going to go. I've been on the sideline in that scenario too many times when it gets out of hand, and that deal was getting out of hand, and getting out of hand is not a Fun thing when you're on that team or supporting the team. I was like, this isn't. This just got out of hand. It's fixing it real out of hand. And as the clock goes further, the more out of hand she's going to get. And it did. But it wasn't a 70 point blowout like Ole Miss did night before last when they beat Duke. Oh, yeah. Jesus. Yeah, that was bad. I was afraid it was going to get out of hand like that. But it's Iconic Stadium, Beaver Stadium, Penn State College, just to go in there, you know, you weren't all geared up in SMU stuff, right? Nope. So then no one would have known. You could have just walked around and take in the sights and the sounds. You spent the money. I rolled the windows down in the car and I was very close to the entry in the. On the apron of the stadium. I could see the massive stadium. I could hear all the Penn States, you betcha. And. And feel what you're talking about. And so the guys were out in the parking lot next to me just tailgating drunk. And they were just, you know, how bad we suck and how great they're. And they. I just had my windows down. I was like, hey, are y'all going to Arizona next week? Oh, yeah, you betcha. You know, like you're going to feel like me next week. I was hoping they'd get their ass kicked by Boise just because you hated them. Because they're doing. Yeah, yeah. That's all. But. But look at what they did to Boise. Yeah, that was. That was a better game than I thought it was going to be. And then, of course, Texas game. That was awesome. Anthony Houston, good morning. You're on the air. Good morning. Good morning. Happy New Year. Happy holidays. J. Babo, Gigi, J.D. pre K. Gigi's out today with. With cervical surgery. She's recovering. Oh, boy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Thyroid. Thyroid different. That's very different thyroid. Yep. Okay. We're coming out in full force, my friend, and we are fully booked. It is my birthday. Saturday, May 17th. We are. We'll be rolling with your boy Dave at his house. We got two silos and I got a tiny house in the green room. So we got me, Rico and Feisty will be carpooling up from Houston after we scoop Rico. Yeah, we got Scott Stevens Dave, and we got Philly phil in there. Mr. McLean, so far, so six OGs heading in. So they're coming up for the bike rally. Texas Rattlesnake rally. Yeah. In May. Oh, yeah. May 15th through the 18th in Walnut Spring, Texas Rattlesnake Rally. Is that we're calling it Texas? Texas Rattlesnake Rally. Walnut Springs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We land Wednesday night, the 14th. Perfect. Perfect. The chat room will be there, live. Perfect. Perfect. Thank you. Yeah, yeah. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So there's no tickets left or places left. We've rented four rooms, and we're sold out. The funny part is that's true. So Glen Rose, Texas, is where you need. The real Glen rose, Texas, is 12 miles up the street, and that's where you need to get rooms. The Texas Rattlesnake Rally. Biking car rally, 15th and through the 17th. Marcus. Oh. Six Lincoln Zephyr with 161,000 miles. You want 3,500. You have offers for 2800. Hmm. And. And he's also going to give me his 2006. Me. So I'm maximum. Oh, baby. Yeah. Bam. Do it. I'd do that deal, man. I wouldn't do my deal. The Maximum. That's a good deal. Oh, Zephyr with a buck 60 on it, that is riding low and fast. You'll have no worries. You're on Maxima time. I'd take that, Marcus. I wouldn't. Screw those. There you go. I'll get you some biatch. Maximum. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If you want to sell your car and you can't sell as good as homeboy did with the Zephyr, then call. None of us have that kind of town that would be that good. 2800 in a maximum. Or the Maxima now with track speed. But he wasn't selling a Maxima. They were giving him 2800 and giving him a maximum. Take that deal. That deal. Maxima. Cash me outside. 800-800-72348. 800 radio. Call in with the car calls right now during the music break. I want to bid your cars. Call in now. 800-800-7234. On behalf of givemethe.vin.com I can't see if the number is up on the screen or not. Can you fix that? During the break, through the light. Okay. Oh, wow. It's hard to find good help. It's hard. Well, Bryce came up here and traded this week. Bryce did not teach him how to do that well. He was supposed to put a checklist together of everything he doesn't know how to do so that he would make sure that Bryce teaches him everything that he doesn't know. So now it's up to you, Father Time. I'll be right back. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevit.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay. And this is the Lightning round, where I bid people's cars on the air on behalf of givemetheven.com if you've got motorcycles, RVs, travel trailers, buses, you can also go to America's best car buyer, givemetheven.com Paul in Florida has a 70 challenger convertible 426 Hemi Autumn. Okay, it's automatic. Automatic. How was the. So the hemikuda is the holy grail of life, as you know. And hemikuda convertible. Correct. So this has got to be a clone, right? Yes, absolutely. Yeah, if it wouldn't be that price, sure. It was real. So how are the trim tags? And guys, what I'm saying when I say trim tags, like it was. What, how was it built? With the fender tags. Okay, it was. Yeah. It was born with a 318 automatic air conditioning and power steering, power brakes, power windows. Is a stick clone worth more or less than an automatic clone? Oh, sticks definitely worth more in a clone. Yes. Okay, why, if you redid it, why would you. Is this. Why wouldn't you have done it as a stick then? No, it was. It was an automatic from the factory. I didn't change. I did not change it to a stick. No. Okay. But the, the. Okay, so the question is it's a three. It came in a 318 automatic. So, guys, this is when you hear about mopar. We're talking about Mopar, and this is geeked out mopar crap. So we're gonna argue if this car worth a hundred grand or not. And he thinks it's worth 120, and I think it's worth 90. I think it's worth a little more than that. Mm. Well, I'm looking at some comps, actually. And here's one on bring a trailer, which I'm sure you're familiar with. And it sold in the height of COVID for 92,000. A426 5 speed vert yellow. Have you seen that one posted? I have not. This is. It's an original plum crazy purple car. And we're not in Covid anymore, so. No, Covid was higher. What. What are some. What are some comps that you know of? That would get my thinking the other direction I just. Well, I just been offered more than that. I've been offered 110, so. By whom? Yeah, you'll have to go north of that. I just heard you on the radio and I figured I'd call and see. Sure. Well, like tell me what's your. Where you're at. Tell me about that offer. Like, we all drinking coffee, we all drinking beer. Was it a dealer? Was it a consumer? Was it. No, it was a buyer. Yeah, but like what kind of buyer? It's all on. It's on the up and up. Yeah, he's got the cash. So were you. Do you have it listed for sale? I do not. I was going to list it here in the February right after meaching to see what they see what they brought. So how did you get the offer? What, what, what made him know that you want to sell it? It's a local. It's a local guy at a car show. Yep. We do a lot of car shows down here in Florida. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Plus it's a shaker. I did the shaker on it. Factory two fours. I mean it's. It's a nice. It's a nice car. Okay, well, I will go to. Go to gmtvcc, which is classic and collector and give me some pictures. You know, as you know, doing. Doing a car like this over the radio is pretty tough to do. I got you. Oh, yeah, I know. Let me, let me, let me look at it. Let me see what we're talking about. I am definitely interested in. I am a mopar queer for sure. Dave in Manassas, Virginia, you got a 91 cyclone with 50,000 miles. Hot rod truck wants 23,000. What. What's hot rod about it? Well, it, it's the. It's got the 4.3 Grand national hyped up motor. No, no, no. I know, I know what a Cyclone is, but did you, did you ruin it? Did you ruin it with aftermarket parts is what I'm wondering? No, but the guy before me did put an aftermarket chip in, so he kind of ruined it. That's okay. A chip's no big deal. I mean, yeah, it's got. Here's what it's got. I'll get. I'll give you the rundown aftermarket hood. It's got a breather hood. I do have the original hood. Oh, good. I have the original hood. I've got. It's got aftermarket mirrors, power window, power mirrors from a Typhoon. Okay. I do have the original mirror. Okay. It's got an Aftermarket radio, but I have two original radios for it. Can you put the radio in? Because everything you're talking about is pretty easy until you get into something stupid as a radio swap and then it gets all boogered up. Yeah. Can you swap the radio back for me if I buy it? Ah, you don't know. He can't do it either. Okay. Oh, really? No, no, no, no. I'm saying I can get it done. It's just never clean and. Right. I just want it clean. Right. Okay. So is there anything else? Did they tub it? Did they. Is there anything bad that they did to it? You're talking about bolt on stuff that's easy to fix. No, no, it's in pretty good shape. The. The headliner is great. Every. The interior is a 9.5 out of 10 exterior. Of course, some of the little plastic pieces aren't as tight as they used to be. I mean, it's old, but nothing's falling off. Does 20 grand buy it? Say again? Hey, guys, can y'all lower your voices in there? You're really coming over the mics. Not you. Does 20 grand buy it? Sorry. No, no, I. I'd like to get some more for it. And I'm gonna. I was gonna put it on the market when the weather got better just to see what happened. Well, the weather's bad now, and I'm here, and you're here, and it's two in the morning and the bar just closed. I say we. Yeah, I don't want to do 20 grand. What we do is worth more. What we do. I do 23. Will you do 21 and a half? I'm a check writer. Like it's out of your life. You get a check and it's done. No, I get it. I get it. Now. You did hear the part where I said I don't have the original wheels, or did you miss that? I never heard that. Okay, I said that. We were talking at the same time. I apologize. I believe you that you said that, and I believe that I talked over you too, but so now that I have to buy. So now that I have to source a new set of wheels. 21 and a half. I'm good there. And then that gives me two grand to go chase these wheels down, which, you know, that's what's gonna take because the jerks that have specialized wheels like that charge too much for. Yeah, I get that. And you're okay dealing with the radio? I'll have to, because you won't fix it for me. I'M sorry. Nothing personal, man. We're all lazy. Nobody wants to do 21 and a half. 21 and a half will do it. Okay, Turley, will you please fire the. Sell that sounder faster than that, Turley. My system's a little slow here. It's warming up. My producer is on acid. Yeah, no, my system's a little slow here. Okay, I'll do it. Sell that, sell that, sell that. Let's go, Dave. Manassas, Virginia. We bought his Cyclone. I'm going to have my guy up there call you because we have an office, I forget. In Alexandria, I think. And we'll get it wrapped up, Dave. Hell, we might be able to do it today. Thank you, sir. Hey, that's a clean one. We can use that one now. Okay. Over the one that won't fire off right in a second. Well, the other one was from the auction, which was better. We got to go to break. We'll be right back. My name is John Claywell. If you know my name. If you don't know my name, screw you, screw me, screw Turley, screw JD Screw Bobbo, screw life, B. Be right back. Hey. Knock, knock. Oh, hey. Come to say hi before the show? I came to say thank you. Having my own show has always been a dream of mine, and y'all made that come true. Now, I know y'all see me as a mentor figure. It's no mystery that y'all are basically orphans. I mean, your mama's dead, your daddy's out to lunch. But who stepped up? Me. I had to step up. And I had to guide you and counsel you. I am your daddy. Not a daddy. Hush. Okay? I said I'm your daddy. You ain't my daddy. Yo, we're back to the John Clay Wolf show, taking over your radio every Saturday morning. Hit him up 800. 800 radio. If it's more you crave, check out jcwshow.com. now, John Clay Wolf, this is Almond Brothers Revival, right? Yeah. Look at Baba. He's doing the Dead Dance over there in his chair. Make you feel good, Maxima. Hey, Judy. 88 Mercury Cougar. Is that thing a XR7V8? Load this one into givemetheven.com. load this one into givemetheaven.com. let me take a look at it, okay? I don't want to go to where. Give me the VIN, like VIN number. Okay? Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN.com and load. You can just put in the license plate number or stick the VIN number in either or. And it will decode it and. But take some pictures with your phone and take some pictures of the bad spot. That one thing that you don't want anybody to see. I want to see a picture of that too. The tattoo, so I can properly appraise it. Tattoo? Yeah, you know, like. Like if you were doing your dating profile, you wouldn't have your little spider tattoo down there on your bikini line. You wouldn't show that on your profile because you're like, oh, I'm embarrassed about that from 40 years ago, but I need to see the tattoo on the car. Does that make sense? Okay. Okay, thank you. Thank you. You hit a funny bone there for her sensitive spot. She has that tattoo, but the tattoo is now really spread out. How did he know? Look, she's got a blazing eagle across her back. Hey, can you mic up Prek? Yeah. Hey, Prek, are you there? Prek? Hold on. Thank you, Prek. What's going on today? What's. What's going on? What's going on in the screening remote today? Oh, am I yelling to it? It's turned into the screaming room. And what are you doing in there? Why are you talking so loud? Who are you talking to? What is happening? You know, I would. I would love for you to just, you know, talk to these people, John, before I get them in order. Yeah. Cuz, man, it's. It's a mess sometimes. What are they doing wrong? Talking over me, not listening. They got speakerphone on. I can't hear them. You know, they won't tell me the details that I'm asking about the car. It's a mess, John. But you know what? I get it all sorted out and I send it to you. So you. You make the sausage. I don't want to see. I don't want to see how the sausage is made is what you're saying. Kinda. But you. You're really loud today. I'm. I'm sorry, man. They got me a little bit worked up. Yeah, if you could bring it down. I didn't do bulletproof glass in there, so it's carrying through on the microphones pretty good. My bad. But if we need to. If we need to. Hey, Bob, we take a note. We get a large to install bulletproof glass into DJ Pre K screen window. So if I shoot him, it won't kill him? If I can get Lawrence to agree. Yeah. Thank you. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Speech impediment. Terence. Happy New Year. Yay. Hey, Happy New Year. Great New Year to be. I'm All I say Happy New Year to everyone. Ask in the name of Jesus. In the name of Jesus. Amen. Ed in Pittsburgh, good morning. You're on the air. How you doing, John? Good, good. 93 Mustang, Cobra, 19,000 mile. Okay, so it says. It says, period, correct mods, which. That disappoints me because that car is worth more money with no mods. You know that, right? Yeah, I do everything else to stock on it. What did you do to it? What are the mods? I bought it from a gentleman like that John. What did he do? A supercharger on it and exhaust. Okay. It's not the Vortex supercharger and an exhaust. It's not the end of the world. What color is it? Red. On gray leather. No roof, no rear defrost. How long did you buy it? Two months ago. Okay, what'd you give him, 35? No, no, no. I got. I got 47 in it. He's only trying to make a quick 10 off of me. He wants 57. Oh, no, I don't want 57. I don't want 57. I'm not trying to make a quick 10. Okay, well, I mean, it's okay if you did. I think I paid 49 or 50. Okay, then do this. Go to givemetheven.com. all right. And load it up, take pictures, and like I was telling that other lady, give me pictures of the bad spots. I know it's only got 19,000 miles, so there's no bad spots. Bad on it, John. It's mint clean. That's good. I very well may buy this car. I need to check a lifeline. The last. The owner I bought it from put 4, 000 miles on in 20. In 20 years. Yeah. I had a 93 teal the other day with a hundred miles on it. See, I think I only sold that car for 60, and that's 100. You got to get 56. No, no, no, no. I gotta. I. I only got 60 for one with delivery miles, a teal one that had 100 miles on it. And then I had a. A teal one that I bought off a little old lady that had 15,000 miles. And I keep saying teal because teal was the best color on a 93 Cobra. And I got 36,000 for that one, but that was five years ago, so you're close. I don't know if I'll be able to buy it or not, but I know that I'm going to take a hard look at it. So send me some pictures. Well, I'M going to send you the VIN and the fix and hopefully we can do business. Thank you, Ed in Pittsburgh. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars the radio for America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com Happy New Year. Oh, yeah. We're back. Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethe vin.com call in 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio. And now, senor Juan Clay Wolf, I need you yellow fans. Yellowstone fans are pissed at Quentin Tarantino. What does Quentin Tarantino do? You know Tarantino, and I love Tarantino, but he's. He's running his mouth about all kinds of things these days. Like, he's a cinematic expert. And yeah, he shared an opinion about Yellowstone, which we all love. It's cut number one. Yellowstone. I didn't really get around to watching Yellowstone the first three years or so, and then, then I watched like the first season, like, wow, this is great. I've always been a big Kevin Costner f, but at the end of the day, it's all just a soap opera. They've introduced you to a bunch of characters. Then everything is just the compellingness of the soap opera. So the difference between is I'll see a good western movie and I'll remember it for the rest of my life. It built to an emotional climax of some degree, but there's a payoff to it. But there's not a payoff on this stuff. Yeah, there's a difference between a series and a film. It's episodic TV. It's episodic TV. You know, people said that about the Sopranos 20 years ago. Oh, my God. And I don't care. I love every episode. I'm still doing that. Once in a while I go back to Sopranos. Mike's playing the song and I'm getting excited. Is it coming on? Has everybody seen the final episode? Dude, yes. John, we can't say anything. No, we can't say anything. I was too, you know, I was actually trying to buy it and you. It's so ridiculous to try to figure out how to get that streamed. I gave up and just said, we'll watch it when it's time. Yeah, you had to go on. I had to go like Amazon and pay per episode. It's like three bucks. You could do that. Oh, yeah, three bucks. Yeah, I would have done that. But you have to wait Amazon. On Amazon, you have to wait a day. You can't do it Sunday. You have to wait Monday to Monday to do it. They made some Money about Landman. Anybody in the land, man. Oh, yeah, I love Landman. That's a good one too. I mean, great. It's kind of the same, you know. Yeah, but of course it is. But you got to pay the Paramount plus people correct to see it. It is just a. I mean, I said this when the first season of Yellowstone came out. We were talking about years ago. I was like, this is modern day Dallas. You've got J.R. ewing, you got Jock Ewing, you got. It's just Dallas in the mountains and Landman is Dallas in the oil patch. Totally. But it's great. Dallas worked her way in Dynasty in Falcon. Crack them all together. There's a bit of Dynasty in there. Yeah, sure. Crystal there. What they're doing with the girls on Landman I'm not sure about. It's like they're almost reaching for content. Is the thing with the old folks home. I don't. I don't get that. I skipped those p. I mean that's when I get up, could take a leak. They try to make it more female friendly maybe than Yellowstone or something. Most of females comment said, I can't watch this because of the mother daughter thing. They hate it. They hate watching the mother daughter. Some of the comments are pretty fun though. My wife laughs openly on it when they're commenting about lovers and stuff like that. Yeah, I love Billy Bob's take on the daughter's love life. It's just so hilarious. God, it's so funny. You feel his pain if you have a daughter, right? Yeah, like, oh my God. Hey, Kyle, speaking of, do you have that Billy Bob picture loaded? Just lie to me. Just bring that Billy Bob. Just lie to me. Okay. We're doing Bible study. What are you doing? What? Well, you told me to lie to you. God, so good. Yeah, that is hard. Hey, y'all keep talking for a minute while I find this thing. Okay. And they shot a lot of that stuff near my house. I'm driving around looking at all the places that they shot, like the cat. The Patch Cafe. Yeah, it's half a mile from my house in. In Benbrook. Oh, yeah. No, it's like it's not in West Texas. The amount of comments. Because Alito used to live in Alito, right? And they talk about Alito a lot. Are they getting paid by the city of Alito to make these mentions? It's insane because it's always positive stuff. So have you seen Billy Bob, what he's wearing? What is that about? With the weird hat and he's gone weird with him? No, no, that's him. I. I saw this guy, he made a reel and I saved it. Let me see if I've got it here. It's pretty funny. He's a. He's all right. So this is what happens to celebrities when they've been famous for too, too long. Hang on. I'm sitting here, people are texting me. This is why we should do more production. Stop texting me, people. God almighty. Everybody's texting me. Let me get through. This is what happens to celebrities when they've been famous for too long and there isn't anyone in their life to tell them, no, no, Billy Bob, you can't dress like a Jamaican witch doctor who's married to a spider. No, Billy Bob, you're not Zoltar from the antique fortune telling machine at the carnival. You're a 70 year old country bumpkin from Arkansas and that's fine. In fact, that's kind of neat. Just throw on some bib overalls, treat yourself to some Copenhagen long cut and get to work fixing the tractor. That's what suits you. But instead you want to look like the CEO of a Ouija board factory. You look like a psychic that lets people communicate with their dead pets. You look like a genie to a magic lamp that's for sale at a pawn shop. You look like you have a pet cobra named Madonna. I mean, just be the down to earth hayseed that you really are where you'll bump into us at the hardware store and regul us with stories about how your wife's box tastes like Jim Beam. There's really no need to be an enchanted jazz pirate who smokes a pipe that's been stuffed with the ashes of orphans who perished in a volcano. Like white people, for example. That's pretty funny. So good. So good. So accurate. That's a dozen great punch lines in a row right there. Greatest. It is odd, but he's got the hat. But under the hat he's got that scarfy. Got a scarfy thing going on. He does it. And a big hoop earring hanging from the hat. Not his ear hanging from the hat. He goes into different phases. I mean, you've seen him before, right? When he was the artist. Like the Boxmaster is a song right here. Yeah, he was like that 50s lounge vibe that he had. And then before that with Angelina. I mean they were like gothic type drinking each other's blood and had that drop of blood in the little necklace crab. What's your bitch this morning? I don't have one, but My friend who I turned on to the show don't like when you spit in your cup. And. And I told him, you know, you're chewing tobacco and. And don't be offended by it. But I guess he's got a problem. Well, get him on the phone. Let's talk to him. Have you ever drank out of that cup on accident? Probably not. Not swallowed. But have I hit it the wrong time? About three times in my life. Okay. Happy New Year. Thank you. California. Those Californians don't like my. Well, just like he said, be a hate. Be the hasty that you are. And I'm being the hasty that I am with my Copenhagen long cut. Just like the guy on the Billy Bob clip said. It is disgusting. It is. What the problem was is I had a clear cup a moment ago, but I've swapped it out with a white cup so now you can't see it. And that cup's been there how long? No, this is a fresh one. I didn't want to. I don't. I didn't want to ruin a good cup because these cups are like a quarter a piece. Yeah, I mean, anytime. We mean GD Go over there to set up the mic and your computer gloves on. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. It's just like a Dexter scene, right? It's just nasty. You're nasty. You're nasty. Bastard. Danny and SoCal. Oh. So no. South Carolina. 93 Corvette 40s anniversary. 93 Corvette 40th anniversary convertible. 27,000 miles. So that's the burgundy rig, right? Yes, ruby red. And is it automatic or stick? Pardon me? Is it automatic or a stick? It's automatic. I see that. You want 23 grand for it? Yes. And 23. Nine. Yeah, I can't get there. Mm. I sold one with a hundred on it. Like one. No, no, no. I'm sorry. 40. There was a guy in Pittsburgh who called in six months ago. If you listen to the show every week, you heard me buy his for 42 grand. But it had 40. 40 miles on it, still wrapped in plastic window sticker still in and all that in the sticker was 42. And I gave 42 and I sold it last week for 41. So I lost my transportation from Pittsburgh to Texas and I lost my selfies. But your car's got 27, 20. 20 something thousand miles. I'd probably be a 20 grand buyer, but I wouldn't give 24. I got the bill sheet for it. I got a lot of the paperwork that came with it when it was the people bought it new It's a Kentucky car when several owners own it. It's got new tires on it because the other one's dry rotted. And other than that, it's got a little bit of wear on the, on the seat. But if it had 6,000 miles on it, if it had 6,000 miles on It, I lost him. Corvette guy lost him. Dang it. I hate it when I lose Corvette guy. But I mean, it was built on a Tuesday at 2:00. He's got the ambient humidity recorded. There was an illegal immigrant working on the line that day that had good fake papers. We've got those papers of Jose and his clearance through General Motors. But he's actually a subcontractor using someone else's Social Security that day. And Jose did a special job on installing the windshield molding. And we have that documented and videotaped on 8 millimeter film. When Jose installed the windshield, undocumented worker Joseph installed the windshield in Bowling green, Kentucky at 2:00. 72 degrees outside, partly cloudy. My name is John Claywolf. That's Corvette guys. Explanation. Remember, if you want to sell your car, go to giveme the vin. Give me the vin. Give me the vin. Give me the vin dot com. We are America's best car buyer and America's best Corvette buyer. Especially when built by undocumented workers. Every new day still I'm gonna miss you and there's no time to lose. I heard her say catch your dreams before they slip away. Bring it home for the new year with one of Martha Stewart's post holiday favorites. I always love to go to a party where there's delicious spicy nuts and the nuts are served warm. And for these special occasions, only the best will do. Always taste the nuts. Make sure that they are impeccably fresh and delicious. Nothing's worse than rancid old nuts. Always remember our favorite loved ones deserve gentle treatment. Nobody enjoys burnt nuts because the finest treats always bring the most satisfying results. And you'll start to smell how delicious these nuts are going to be. They really smell good. Martha Stewart's nuts for New Year Year. Impeccably delicious. I wish you could be here to taste them with me. And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ Pre K. Rachel Rush Limbo, Keith Richards, Randy the Chipmunk and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf. Yeah, John, that's Happy New Year. Happy New Year. I heard you had a Happy New Year. I think we're a little behind clockwise here. Happy New Year, Rush Limbaugh. You wouldn't believe in heaven here. In heaven. It's 1978. No, again. Really? Ah, it's fine. I like Steely Dan. Yeah. The political scene where you are right now. God Almighty. This Righteous. Righteous. I say it like a Mexican. You did roll those eyes. Roll those R's for Trump. They've got that. Get back. Look, listen to this. They've got Donald Trump flags now. Yeah, we thought that was kind of dumb. Starting off kind of a Tea Party ish thing. This has taken over. Yep. They're hanging it on the same pole as the Stars and Stripes as it should be. For now it's just beneath the Stars and Stripes. Yeah, but our day is coming, really. Someday soon. They've gotta go. What's that? What's going on with the speaker of the House thing? I know. They got rid of Baner years ago. This new guy, he looks a lot like we were watching the. The Lord of the Rings film. Yeah, he reminds me a lot. Don't, don't. Don't laugh at me. Of Frodo Baggins. Who? The Mike Johnson. Mike Johnson. Great kid, right? He came up under. Under McConnell. All the old. All the old guard. The great Republicans in our House especially, but the Senate as well. Mike Johnson. If they gave him the one true ring, he could have that thing fallen into Mount Doom in less than 48 hours. No wizard necessary. Rush, did you hear about the Vegas bombing? The Tesla Vegas Trump Tower bombing? I've got JD Ryan here. I don't know if you remember jd. DJ Ryan. Hey, buddy. Yeah, Those are. Look. What? Those Teslas are dangerous. No, this. Yeah. Going back to the original Tesla. The Tesla didn't explode. It was exploded. Yes, but that's not good. There's a lot of people with conspiracy theories. Now they're saying things like, this guy, this Matthew Levensburger, left a suicide email claiming. Are you ready? Claiming China is using drones to spy on the US In a separate note saying, the bombing was not a terrorist attack, it's a wake up call. And people are also asking, this guy was in the military. He was a Green Beret. He was a weapons expert. Why did he use camping fluid? Why did he use fireworks in the back of this truck? Why didn't he? I mean, he really could have blown that. Why ask me when you can ask Rush Limbaugh? He's sitting right here. I'm asking. John. I do know the with it. Because they smell so much better. No, that. Camp fuel. Oh, boy. Okay. Oh, boy. You know, they. They issue you your own camp fuel. Yes. Here in heaven. On a bi weekly basis. Really? Sundays and Wednesdays. Didn't know. Yeah, didn't know at all. I have another question. Another question for you, Rush. Here's the thing, okay? So everybody's seeing. The Tesla truck can drive itself. Okay? So the guy pulls up in front of the hotel. Now, does he shoot himself first because he was killed, or does he blow up the truck first? And you can't do one after you've done the other? Truck blows up. You can't shoot yourself. Shoot yourself. Can't blow the truck up. Now explain that. Exactly. Chicken in the egg. Okay? Chicken and the egg thing. Right? Which came first. Now they're saying, who cares? They killed the guy and put him in the car. And then the truck, the Tesla drove itself to the hotel, and then they blew it up remotely. Here's the quintessential philosophical give to the issue. How about that? It's a. It's a really, really sad, sorry waste of good camp fuel. That's what you want. You're buying a big metal. There's a reason they store it in a metal can. You know why? Why? Because it just smells delicious. It does. Delicious and deliciousness. Oh, my brothers. He get high off those? Yeah, I think he is. Damn right you do. Heaven's boring. So you got to do something. No. Take on the conspiracies then. I don't. You don't know about conspiracies. I deal, in fact. Fact, this is, after all the excellence in broadcasting network. Golden microphone and all. You can see me here. Beautiful town. Hone from. From God. What's gonna happen in the inauguration, boss? Ah, dancing, drinking. Have a good time. Somebody ought to bring some camp fuel. I'd go for that. Thank you, Rush Limbaugh. It's always good to see you. Awesome. Been too long. Happy New Year. Happy, happy, happy New Year. New Year. A lot of people getting into health. It's the new year. Jelly Rolla sat down with his wife Bunny on her podcast to reveal. Are you ready? Did you see him on the New Year's Eve show? Jelly Roll? He's lost a little bit of weight, but he's got a new goal set for himself. Cut number four. I want to be on the COVID of Men's Health by March of 2026. I want to have one of the biggest transformations. I did this publicly for a while. Have a heart attack. I want to Be honest about my strug with people. I wore it for so long. I think that people that become as big as I became when they lose the weight, they're kind of ashamed. I wanted to lose it in front of everybody. I want to talk about it. It's on my daily Roll vlog. I didn't become successful because of my weight. I became successful in spite of it. I somehow managed to be this successful with carrying £550. That's insane. That's insane. You're gonna write a song about a jelly roll? Are you gonna write a song about being fat? I love being fat. You, too can be fat. Fat is good. Fat girls screw better. You just gotta love the fatties. Love me. Love life. And love country music. Marry porn star. Get a record deal. Go to jail. I am America. And now you're losing all that weight. You're losing all the weight, man. That's all I had in there. Every time, every time I see Jelly Roll now, I think of your impression. Right? Me too. I saw him on New Year's Eve with his wife and I thought, that's John Does a really good Jelly Roll. Y'all were pointing at me. I was like, what, What? What put you on the spot? I didn't quite have that ready. Baba works better on the spot than I do. Hey, listen, man. We're. We're. We've been hearing about Jelly Roll non stop for a damn year and a half. He's got good prp. The only reason we use these anymore on the show is so that you can do your Jelly Roll. I mean, he's gonna. He's gonna write a song about losing weight. Sid in Houston. 11 brav. 4. Is it a four cylinder or a six? Six cylinder. It's a four cylinder, sir. Is it a se. I'm sure. Or do you know, I bet it is. I bet it's one of the. It's one of the base models. Got cruise control. Intermittent Wipers. Got a little back. Intermittent Wipers. Jesus. You're American too. Even though you buy cars from them Chinese people. I mean Japan people, I mean Orientals. Oh, you can't say that. That ain't America. I'll give 11 grand you live. 11 grand? Yeah. All right, deal. If I can say something to my wife who's listening to the radio. Okay, let it go. Hey, honey. I love you very much, man. D. I love you, baby. Get your only fans. You can be rich like me. Jelly Roll. Get you some Florida news. Florida news. Do we have time or do we have to Go to the. I mean, three minutes. Oh, I'm sorry. From North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D. ryan. So if you're a drug guy in Florida, you want to, you know, you want to have your security around you. This guy wired his entire house with cameras to protect himself, Right? And then, well, the police showed up with a probable cause warrant, and they checked the cameras and had evidence, all the evidence in the world they needed. Cameras showed, of course, countless drug deals, the identity of all his friends and the customers. The Marin County Sheriff was talking about it. Cut number six. He had. He had recorded all the evidence for us. Who would have ever thought that he would have saved the tapes? But he actually did. We did discover hydromorphone. We did discover crack cocaine. We're going through his tapes to determine who his customers were. And he also, through the tapes, led us exactly to where he was hiding his drugs. We want every narcotics dealer in Martin county to be identified and arrested. Who are we talking about? Some drug dealer in Florida. He wired his house up with cameras, and then the cops came in and found the cameras, and they had all the evidence they needed. Wow. Dumb Florida Doma. We have this one. No, I was just a little confused with the guy. He sounded like a drug dealer, too. That was a cop. Oh, that was the sheriff. They do sometimes. Have you seen the tweaker in Florida that got pulled over by the cops? No. Oh, yeah, yeah. We have video of this, too, but here's the audio of it. This is over in Sarasota Video Place. So you know the radio. Well, the video actually is on the JCW show. You can watch that where? How you should show dot com. And then you click on the YouTube link and you watch all this. I'm sure that we worked on it, so hopefully we have it set up. Okay, but here's the audio clip. But are you looking at DJ KK over there? Yeah. You ready? Do you have the video ready? The tweaker, Florida DJ Spicoli. Well, this one's gonna play better on the radio. Well, the audio is just good. You can tell the tweakingness of it. Right? Are you okay? Yeah, but I just. We got food. I'm coming to get ready to eat. Getting ready to eat. Yeah. All right. You're, like, freaking out. It looks like. No, the way I'm the driving. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, this car, it's got a centurable. This. It's automatic, but for some reason, I don't Know why? Sometimes if I hit it, like the wrong way, it'll. It'll work. And drive as if I'm in, like 4 and 5. So I'll drive next up. Next thing you know, it'll be fine. Then I'll drop. But other than, I'm good. Wow. Yeah, that's. That's that. And you get the video. If you eventually can see at some point on JCW show, before you fire off video on him, you got to get him set. That's my fault. It is your fault. I thought he had it queued, just sitting there and just ready to fire off. Do you think he's listening to you? No. Unfortunately, no. So that's why you got to get his attention. Yeah. Okay. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Looks like I got to get your attention. If you want to sell your car, we're coming back with the lightning round where I bid the cars on the air. Do I have your attention? Yes. So dial this number. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If you call in right now during this music break, you're Gonna get right in. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. My name is John Claywolf. Buy cars on the radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the V I N. Givemetheven.com Be right back Saturday. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show. Eric in North Carolina. 13 Mustang GT. Is it convertible or hard top? Hard top. You want 35, 000 for it. Is it a GT500 or something? No, it's. It's a regular GT with the coyote motor. It's got a couple of aftermarket items to it. It's got a kenwood stereo, had replacement radio. So off the money, I don't even want to bid it. Andrew in Alabama. 22 Honda Civic CI SI. 60,000 miles. You want $27,000 for it? MMR is $22,000. So you only want five grand over MMR. Dealer you work for offered 25. So why don't you take his 25? Because I want to see if you can give me 27. Well, how could I give 27 if MMR is 24? I heard the opportunity on the radio, and I figured, can't do it. Dave, Pittsburgh 04. LeSabre 57,000 miles. You want 5,000. You're just curious, does it have any rust? A little bit behind the driver's wheel. Lost, Dave. Yep. Connections. I'm just not going to mean these. I mean rust. So you got a rust. I like the car, Dave. You know, it's a $3,000 car, but if it's got rust, it's a fifteen hundred dollar car. Mark 92 custom cruiser station wagon. 200,000 miles, one $8,000. Yes, sir. How can you, how can you defend your price? Well, because in Hemmings they're selling for like 12,000 and I don't want to be greedy, but I've had it since it was new and it's in perfect condition and there was only 4,700 of them made. And how many miles? 200. 200,000 miles or 200 miles? 200,000 miles. But it runs perfectly. And I sold you all a Mustang the other day. Yep. And the process was so easy. Man, you guys are great. You're not going to think we're great on this one. You're not going to think we're great on this one. Hold your compliments because this one's going to make you mad. 200. 200,000 mile. 200,000 mile wagon. If you had a 70,000 mile wagon, then we're, you know, then we're seven grand, maybe eight. 200,000 mile wagon. Two grand. Okay. All right. Appreciate you, John. I love your show. Thank you. My name is John Clay Wolf and that lightning round was brought to you by people with expectations that cannot be met. That was the sponsor of that round. Hey, remember stream guys, on the video. Stream. Watch the stream. We're fixing to play that little sizzle reel we put together for Netflix on the town. We're gonna play it. Well, I've never played it and we're gonna play it for you guys. You can watch it@jcwshow.com jcwshow.com it shows and you'll see it. It shows the, the mayor and it shows the bar keeps in town. It's a fun little clip. See if you like it. Yep, the John Clay Wolf show ages like a fine milk. Let's just check this out. Oh God, that's, that's bad. Check out the podcast, vids, socials, all that stuff@jcwshow.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show. Police in Australia arrested 13 people after their bomb boat broke down and more than 2 tons of cocaine was discovered on board. Because sometimes when you have too much coke, your dinghy Stops working. We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, the number one weekend morning show in America. Check out the podcast jcwshow.com 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning, DJ. Homeschool. You're supposed to stop it when we start back on the radio. That's a delay. So what you're saying. Oh, okay, Good. All right, cool. J.D. what have you got to do? Sir, good morning. Well, you know, there's a lot of people that steal things over the holidays. They break into cars. Well, the thief broke into a bunch of cars in Sandy, Oregon, over the weekend. A woman named Chelsea Coutts was the victim. But it really wasn't the fact that they broke into her car. It's the fact that what they found and what they stole in her car, that kind of made headlines. She randomly opened the trunk and stole. Stop it, dude. When we start back up, I didn't get it. Like Podbean, your message amplified. Ready to share your message with the world. Start your podcast journey with Podbean. Podbean, the AI powered all in one podcast platform. Thousands of businesses and enterprises trust Podbean to launch their podcasts. Use Podbean to record your podcast. Use Podbean AI to optimize your podcast. Use. Use Podbean AI to turn your blog into a podcast. Use Podbean to distribute your podcast everywhere. Launch your podcast on Podbean today. Yeah, well, every break is exactly the same amount of minutes. It's five minutes or four minutes. They broke into her trunk and they stole $500 worth of adult toys. She said she'd been collecting this stuff for months for her friend's bachelorette party. Oh, boy. Cat number five. Okay. Hey, Gonna stop. Kyle, you gotta stop it. You got to turn the feedback on if it's not on. We're talking about the JCW show stream. Yeah, for those that are on the radio side. Right. Yeah. I thought it was delayed, but it's not. Yeah. No, it's not. Okay. Hey, look at that. We're back on the screen over here. Okay, good. Thanks. Thanks. So you want to reset it, J.D. sure. Thieves broke into a bunch of cars, you know, Oregon over the weekend. You know, people get used to stealing stuff at the holidays. It is the Christmasy thing to do. And this lady's name was Chelsea Katz. She got a bunch of adult toys stolen from her trunk. What? She was. Yeah, she was putting together this stuff for a bachelorette party, so you can only imagine what they looked like. Got number five. It was Cram packed full of stuff and now it's all gone. I can't believe it. I'm still in shock. It was horrible. He kind of started laughing, but he felt bad. So. Yeah, he asked me to describe everything just in detail and like colors. And then he asked. It was just horrible. I've been storing it in my trunk because I have two little ones and didn't want them to see all the dirty things in there. Lots of toys blow up items. Just an old hoe. Perverted cops. Gotta love them old hoes. Keep the world ticking. Women go out for these bachelorette products. Love them. Yeah, guys are so simple. Just take us to a topless place. Yeah, it's easy done. Women do the little, you know, the little pins, the hats and the condoms all over their shirts. It's like, oh, all these toys, all the other toys. If you got a friend that's 55 years old and hadn't been laid in 12 years, is he gay? 12 years is a long time. And we were talking about it the other day. I mean, we're all busting on his balls, no pun. And, and he's like, dude, I mean you need to break this cycle. He's like, well, I just. Because he quit drinking also. Right? Like about the same time. Okay. And he just quit. He's like, I don't even know how to think about it anymore. See what happens when you first stop drinking if he went through recovery is you're supposed to not try to date for the first year. I think he did that. Well, the problem is then you get in this habit of not dating and not. And you know, you'll lose the edge. I love how this, we got to this point. John's head. This is how he's thinking, hearing about these toys, his toys. And it made him think about his friend who probably uses these toys. Ronnie. Ronnie. I hope he doesn't use toys. Well, but that, that was your whole thought process to get. He hasn't been laid in 12 years. 12 years. That's a long time. That's a long time. Is he trying. Even though, I mean like talks about him like you need to, you know. And he's dating at all. He's gone on a few dates, but since he doesn't drink, he said he is not very successful and I don't know. 12 years is a long, long, long time. I mean even I, even I. The casual non participant. Right, Right. That's a long time. If you haven't been laid in over five years, please call 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio, men or women. A year's a long time. Five years is the minimal break. Six months, a long time. The qualifier to get in on the show right now is five years. Five years. Five years. 8008-0072-3480-0800, Radio Crab. You don't need to call. We already know. There's so many solutions out there though in the modern age. I mean like adult toys are not just for women anymore. If you watch any kind of porn, that advertisement on the side of the screen, they're showing you all these different things you can buy. But that doesn't count as what John said. Yeah, having a human contact. Well of course human contact's better, but. Yeah, but that's what John's talking about, right? Was 60 bucks. There you go. Yeah, that's not. Just go tackle a heavy one and get it over. You don't have to buy this thing dinner. You don't have to take it to the movies. But that's not, it's not gonna, it's not gonna school shut you out. Tackles 45 degree. Just charge. Take him out. Put that head right across the front of the. Of the breastplate. Take him down. Is he be. And if it's a big gal, should be fine. Is he being that picky? Is that what it is? For 12 years he's, he's, he's fine. He's a fine looking guy. I mean he's not like he's some troll. Is he trying to wait till he getting married remarried? No, it's not that I don't religious. No, I'm worried about him. Memphis, Tennessee, have you not been laid in over five years? Oh, no. Got laid this morning. I want to talk about my Toyota. Oh, that's different. Orlando, Florida, have you not been laid in over five years? 20. Why? How? I was in a bad car accident. My wife lied and cheated to me. We got divorced and I never was with another woman. Did you lose your man parts in the car accident? I got dented in the head in just the right places to have difficulties. No doubt. Man, I'm sorry. It's like cousin Eddie. He needs to put that plate in there. Oklahoma City, you got a story. Eight years. How does that happen? How does that happen? Well, you moved to Oklahoma to help your son take care of his child and you kind of forget how to go on dates. I'm sorry. Well, okay, hang on. I've got your number here. Do you want me to have Ronnie call you? We need to Break the rust off of both of you. Okay, hang on. Let me. We're gonna end this draft. I'm gonna. I don't have. I don't have your name, but I've got your number. So I'm going to take a picture of it and I'll send it to Ronnie. And if he get. If he calls you, you'll know what it's about. And we're gonna cut. We're gonna cut to the chase. We're not going to dinner. We're not doing nothing. We're going to the hotel. There you go. There you go. Break the rust. Orlando, are you on the arrow? You've been over five years. 16. And how does that happen? My wife had surgery, a partial hysterectomy and a few other plumbing things in there which actually destroyed her. And she can't have sex anymore because of mechanical issues. And it's very painful. And I love my wife and I married her for a reason. And we're going down the road together. And if she can't, I can't. And I'm okay with that. Wow. Has she told you, like, hey, why don't you go bring one home and I'll be fine with it just to get the let out. Team player. She hasn't said that, but I don't think she would be distraught if I went in that direction. But to tell you the truth, her love and her. I lost any of that. He's probably on the side of the road ranking one out. No, that was a. You know, that's a good guy. That is a really good guy. Did you do that? That's a good guy. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars and radio for America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com and we're gonna play the second half of that reel at the JCW show is. Does he have his headphones on? That's the problem. Yeah, he just gave a thumbs up. He does now. He's got to keep Kyle during the live show. You must have your headphones on. If you don't have your headphones on, then you will never take any cues. Okay, here we go. Be right back. Go to jcwshow.com if you want to watch the real. Give me the Vet. The John Clay Wolf show. Yes, it's a trifling friend indeed oh, she's a gold digger Way over town that digs on me now I ain't saying she a gold digger what's up with Diddy? Is he anything new? We don't have Gigi, so we don't know what the Diddy report is. He's, he's locked, locked up in the same place as the United Healthcare CEO shooter. And what about Jay Z? What did he really do? We don't know. There are a lot of stories going around about that. Just that he was there maybe, is what everybody's saying. Which time? It sounds like this was a weekend event. Yeah, he's all of a sudden mysteriously been out of the news. You haven't seen him anywhere, appearing anywhere. Hey, Greg. A 77 vet, all redone. Everything it needs paint and interior work. Is that what you said? Yes, sir. Yeah, the car's worth four grand. No, I give ten grand for it. Boy. Man. Hey, next time you're feeling like doing something stupid, will you please call me? Because I'd have sold that. No. Yeah, those, those old vets that are like plastic bumpers, the mid to late 70s up to 82. If they're not just like, crazy special, they're still not worth anything. Yeah. It says here, John, Jay Z's got an anonymous accuser. The judge has dismissed his appeal to drop the case, but they still haven't revealed the identity of the accuser. So he's getting diddy, like behavioral. Did he, like, call ups? I don't want to take this. We were talking about people hadn't been laid in years in this guy's story. I'm not gonna, I don't want to take him to air because it's too sad. But it, it says here in the notes. It said in oh, three, his wife was butchered by a bad surgeon. Couldn't feel anything under her navel, so she killed herself. And he cannot, he cannot find a date. That wow is not a good one. No. Well, you asked. If you haven't been laid for real life, you're gonna get. Speaking of, don't we need the Oklahoma girl to call back? Yeah, Oklahoma lady that wants to hook up with my friend, please call back. I did not write your number down. Pre K has his number. And we will make a match on here on Love Connection. Be back in two and two. Knocking them cobwebs off everybody. Yeah, Dan in Kansas City. You, you use body spray. You're using Axe Body Spray, and now you have a stalker. John, how's it going, man? Good. Use Axe Body Spray and now you have a stalker. I, I, I went four and a half years. Didn't get laid once, right. I went through a big divorce, Big ugly thing and went to the Bars. Nothing would happen, man. And one night I put on that Axe body spray. And this was like about a week before New Year's Eve. And it works, man. It works. This chick has been calling me every night since that. It's just like. It's exactly like the commercial. So I'll tell all the guys out there, you think you're. You think you're in trouble? Just put it on, dude. Just try it. Axe body spray by Dan in Kansas City. Go, go, Chiefs. That's right. Wow. I'm working on a sponsorship with him right now, so I don't think it's gonna work out. Ax. That's the worst stuff ever. Hey, it sounds like it's working for him. I mean, hey, kind of girl is it? But hang on. Hey, Greg, I wasn't trying to be rude. I was just being honest. And I mean, you're calling back. Do you want to yell at me? Well, the car has been gone through. Everything on the car is brand new. I understand. Do you know what a paint job. I can get one done for about four grand to the car, right? So I had a 70, 000 mile, all originals, in good shape. And I sold it the other day for eight grand. Like, perfect interior, perfect exterior, perfect everything. You've got a car that needs paint, but it doesn't matter. Nobody gives a damn. It's just a freaking stingray. Nobody cares if you had a car that had chrome bumpers like the. Was it 68 through 71 or 68 through 72. That car, you know, it's got some life in it, but. But these, they made like. They made these cars like Toyota Camrys. There's so many of them. People just don't care, but just don't. Well, that model, but like 400 of them made with the four speed. Okay. I mean, this car is really clean except for the paint job and the two bucket seat. I hear you, man. What do you want me to do? I know I'd take ten grand what I give for the car just so I can get rid of work on my Torino. Well, I'm not a buyer at 10 grand. Yeah, I sure can't take no four grand. That's what I give for the 10 grand. Well, I mean, everything on the car is brand new. All the headlights, vacuum cans, the hoses, brand new front end underneath the car. I mean, the whole car been gone through except for the paint job. It. Tell me one more time, is everything in pretty good shape, brand new? Yes. I mean, it's got brand new bimbo Brakes all the way around it. It's got the side pipe. It comes off the. The headers or you know, the header side pipe. They're like two grand just for them. Okay, we'll do this. Get the car painted and get the seats done, and I'll give you ten grand. All right. We'll see what I can do. Okay. Thank you. I mean, I felt like I was talking to my ex wife. You were very nice there. I just don't know what he wants me to do. Right. Give him 10 grand. That's what he wants. Take it off his hands is what he wants. It's just not. Did you want to follow up on Diddy, by the way? Sure. Okay. A 90 minute documentary. Diddy, the Making of a Bad boy. Comes out January 14th. And you'll love this part. All of his inner circle, they're all in it. They're all squealing on him, saying you don't even know how bad he was. So that's what you. I know that's what you want. Your pals squealing. Why so pissed at Beyonce's halftime show? The. With the Texans two weeks ago. I thought it was fine. I thought it was good. It was fun. Oh, everybody hating on her. Well, they hate her. Why? I love Beyonce. I don't know why. She's cool. I watched it. Yeah. I guess it's cool to hate her. Yeah. Was that nationwide? I know people that I know. Like your Facebook. You know, my Facebook friends and family. Yeah. They. About anything that's not, you know, she's. She's Houston grown. Yeah. And she's a megastar. And she's flipped over to country. And it's as countries. The other country crap. She's an immense talent. Yeah. You know, they. But they cry every time there's an award show. Every time there's a CMA show or ACM Awards. It's supposed to be country. They're like, I don't even know what that is. Country music. I gave 10 grand for it. Brand new. I shake shaboozies, little Shafloozy. Okay. He was on the New Year's Eve show from Nashville, and that's all people could say. I saw him on Saturday Night Live a couple of weeks ago, and he's not terrible. He's not terrible. It's music, you know? I mean, what do they want Beyonce to look like? Jelly roll? I don't know. Well, we did that already with Lizzo. Well, I think it's these crossover artists type stuff. Yes. Post Malone, He's I. Have you heard his new album? He's not bad. He's absolutely celebrated, head to toe. He can do. He's like Beyonce. He can do anything at this point. That duet he did with. He might even give that old boy 10 grand. It's one of the best country songs in a year. Have you heard that? Oh, I love it. Don't know how to say goodbye. Post Malone and Dwight Yocum. Awesome. Awesome. Is it? Because. I'm just gonna point this out. Okay. The skin color maybe. Oh, God. Shut your face. I mean. You mean country. Country. We had Charlie. Charlie Rich. Pride. Not Rich. Charlie. Charlie Rich is wider than a cracker. We have Cowboy Trolley. Okay? They played that last night. That's Charlie Rich. There was a theme there, and I was trying to point it out. I don't know. Okay, Charlie. Five black country singers that are good. Go Cowboy Troy. Cowboy Troy. Okay. Charlie Pride, Beyonce. Hootie's not good, though. Hootie's not good. I don't like Hootie. Does he not? I'll take Cowboy Troy over Hootie. Hootie needs to stick with the blowhorse. Okay, hang on. This is. We're running out of time. We've got. We've got Charlie Pride. We've got Cowboy Troy, and I don't even like cowboy. Tried to pull that out there because he's a black guy that does country rap. Hang on. There's got to be more black countries. Big Al Downey. Who the hell's that? Big Al Downey. Okay, Big Al Downey. I'm in trouble. Come and get me, Mr. Jones. Kanye Brown. Kanye. Oh, Kane Brown. He's pretty big. He's good. But there's another black old one that's not Charlie Pride. Man. He was a trendsetter then. Yeah, he was big trendsetter. Winter Sisters kind of started in country. Country. Conway Twitty was not black. He's not black. He's. Is he mulatto counts a little bit. He's at least a half. He's a third. Look him up. Look at that afro. Conway Twitty's got some. Some. He's got. He's got some. Some black in there. Oh, God. You don't think so? No. Where's GG when we need. It's Conway Twitty. Still alive. I bet we can get him on the radio. He is not. Well, he told me. He told you when he was alive, right? That he had a little black in him. Okay, because of his hair. Is that what you're saying? So he counts oh, and be careful. There was. I mean, listen to this guy. Slow Hand. This is an R B ish type sound. Absolutely. Warner Sisters, they were country. When they first started off. They were like the best new artists. The ACM's in 75. And that's true. The Pointer Sisters were country artists. Yes. Hang on, I gotta look this up. The Pointer Sisters, the disco queens? No, they were not. They were. Conway Twitty is Irish, Welsh and English. That's as white as you can get right there. I just looked it up. What country song did the Pointer Sisters sing? Fairy Tale went on to win the Pointer Square Sisters and the best country vocal performance by a duo or group for the year 1974. Okay, Bob, you win. Are you happy? Are you happy? Now? A lot of people don't realize that the Pointer Sisters were actually sisters. Now you know the rest of the story. And we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show right after this. And with that, I'm Wallace Edwards. The John Clay Wolf show is heard every week on great stations like Nashville's classic rock, WNRQ 105.9, the rock, and El Paso's 92.3, the fox. All classics. Catch the nation's fastest growing podcast and live video stream@jcwshow.com and we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show right after this. Home Shadowed Brown with no one around and a blanket of stars and I hey, we're drifting. Free broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, heard all across America. Los Angeles, Phoenix, Houston, Dallas, Nashville, San Diego, Las Vegas, Denver, New Orleans, Oklahoma City, Austin. Hit him up now. 800-800-RADIO. And check out the podcast@jcwshow.com or John Clay Wolf.com Joe Exotics online, too. All right. Joe, you there? Happy New Year. Happy New Year to you, sir. What's going on? Not much. I spent Christmas in the hole again. Why? I. I wrote up a guard. He proved that he was a little bit bigger than me and gave me a little retaliation over Christmas. Yeah, he wrote a letter to Trump and he started. I got it. 30 days in the hole. Jesus. You people. Yeah, all right. It's crazy. I'm playing 30 days in the Hole for Joe Exotic. So they put you back in solitary? Yep. Spent Christmas in solitary. Just got out Tuesday. Hey, quick question. Quid pro quo, Clarice. Name five African American country singers. Quick, go. Me? Yeah. Hell, I don't even know one. Beyonce Beyond Africa. Okay. She's not a Country singer. But see, you've been in the whole. You've been in prison so long, you didn't realize she went country this year. Yeah. So beyond. You really don't. You can't name any. I really. I don't know any of. Put him back in the hole. Why was he in the hole? So he went to the. He got put in solitary for riding up a guard. So he stirs ass in solitary. But what was he. Who is he writing to? Trump retaliation. I. I've come. Filed a complaint with District. You're quite the letter writer. He just wrote. He just wrote one to the president of Mexico. Oh, what did he want? I did. What did. What did he want, Joe? You know, Is he a country singer? Yeah. So what did you write to the president of Mexico? Just. Just asking for a little bit of help, man. I need. I need an asylum for George. I need a pardon for me. We're open and we're opening, what, 16 days. 16 days. Something will happen. Oh, in the Inauguration Day. I got a interview this week with Alex Stein. He's your friend, isn't he? Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah, I got an interview with him. Is he coming to the. Is he coming to the prison to interview you? Absolutely. If we. If we can pull this off, you know, and then. Then Joe Rogan did a Christmas special about me getting a pardon. So we got. We got some. Some hope out there, like a ABC network Christmas special. Let's Get Joe Exotic out of Jail by Joe Rogan. Yeah, he did. I got to watch. Have you heard it? Have you watched it? Was it have dancers and mules and meth heads and everything. Everything like in monkeys and tigers and David Bowie. It was him and his co host dressed up in Christmas clothes doing us. Doing a special. Yeah. But. Well, I'm excited. I'm ready for the. The party. I can promise you that. That we're still planning the party when you get out of prison that day. We're taking Joe Exotic straight to Walnut Springs, Texas, here, The home of the John Clay Wolf Show. And we're going. The first time he's gonna see daylight and meet his fans is gonna be right here in Walnut Springs, Texas. That's gonna be awesome. It's gonna be awesome. It's gonna be tough because I know y'all are gonna spring it on me. Because they're gonna spring it on you. And we'll have no planning. Yes, we're gonna have, like 24 hours to pull this off. No, if we have 24 hours, that's good. If we have like, do you think you'll get 24 hours? Heads up. It'll take at least 24 hours just to do the paperwork. That's good news. That, that's relieving to me. Okay. All right, Joe. Yeah, I'm on it. You know I'm on it. Can I do a shout out to a friend named Buster Dean real quick? Yes, please. He's. He's done a lot for me. What has he done for you? Ah, just. Just got my back out there and. And anytime anybody messes with me, he just sticks up for me. Is this the guy in the can or is he outside? No, he's in here. He's in here. All right. A great big, great big muscle guy. Yeah, real cool. And he's black too. He's letting people know not to mess with him because he's got a body. I like it. All right, Joe Exotic. It's always a pleasure. We will see you soon. Over and out. Stay out of the hole. Hey, Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Oh, wow. I know. 24 hour notice. 24 hour. We can pull this off. We can make this happen. He needs to stop pissing people off. I know, right? Well, now he's got a guy, a guard, if you will. I don't think the. The Joe Rogan escape. A Joe Exotic special was the Joe Rogan. We've got Juan Solo here with us. Juan Solo, Good morning. Juan Solo. Good morning. La, by the way. Hi. Los Angeles and San Diego and all the west coast. In Vegas, Jose Rogan from Guadalajara. So what is going on with the Mexican Star Wars? Oh, this. We hold production. Where's. Speaking of production. Speaking of production. Where's your sound effects, Turley? Well, he said he halted production of it. So is it we're not playing the music right? This is what happened. This is what happened. The director of the fourth installment of the Mexican Star wars there was a mix up to the Alien versus Predator was going to be very big. But our director. Yes, Ruben Garrido used the Death Star scene and said turn into a meth lab. No. Yes. And he has in prison. Oh, geez. Yes. See? Boot. But there's more. Boot. Boot. We have a new director, Alicia Garrissa, and she says, she says everybody is crazy about this. The Cherryland. The what? The Charadan. Oh, Sheridan. The Jelly stone. Yeah, Sheridan Taylor. Sheridan, the black ops lioness. Yes. Under the Landman. Landman. Which I don't understand, but there's, you know, many beautiful is good products about you. So we're going to do What? You do a Latina version. Okay. Of the Jello Stone. Jellistone. About the Duttons. The Duttons? The Dutton ranch. Yes. Who are you gonna play? We could. I am going to be Juan Dutton. If I was the patriarchal, not John Dutton of the Dutton familia. And we could not afford to shoot in Montana. No. For obvious reason. Boot. We've used many of the sets from the old MC series. The Breaking Bad in Albuquerque. So we film in Albuquerque, home of the notorious Walter White. Sadly, we could not get Brian Cranstone to be in our version of Jello Stone. Well, he's busy. It's a bigger movie star. Baby pants diva. But we got his brother. You got his brother? Yes, this tiny clanstone. Stymie Cranston. Where? Now, where's Stymie been all this time? He's been in the New Mexico state penitentiary for 12 years. Of course. Of course he is. But when we began the shoot, we got such a. The cast is wonderful. You know what many people like about the Yellowstone is that they have the bunk a house where the cowboys live. Sure. And ride the horses. And we bought three horses. Oh, three. Three horses. Well, we don't have cowboys. We have cowgirl. And do you know who plays the cowgirl? The Mexican hookers. The same call girls that did the stormtroopers that we use from Boquillas del Carmen for the stormtroopers. And here's the thing. Unlike the cowboys on the Jello Stone, our car girls on the Latina Yellowstone, they don't wear a lot of clothes. That's beautiful. Have you ever seen naked woman ride a horse? I have, actually. Yes. Wonderful. It's beautiful. And for the character of Beth Newton. Yes. Who's gonna be best with everybody's favorito. Yes. Wonderful. Gorgeous. Beautiful. She's a pretty heifer. Where I speak of the casa ranche, like the cowboys, she's a beautiful, actual heifer. And to play Beth Dutton, we got an actual heifer to have longer eyelashes and beautiful brown eyes. And she was the number one best heifer at the New Mexico State FFA stock show. And she says to Ripa, who is an actual humanist, this is where, you know. Yes. Weird d are kinky. Right. She says to her husband, rip, she says, rip more. And it's so romantical. So the lead is a cow. Your lead is a cow. What? The female lead, see? Juan Dutton and her little brother Jammy Jimmy, saying lor tr he's in trouble. J. He's mold. He's bald. Yes. He had a methamphetamine problem with the director of the Mexican star horse. Okay. It's. It's an exciting bunch of to work with. We're very proud. Thank you. Juan Dutton. Jello stone. Hey, Juan Hooten, Real quick, name five black country singers. Okay? Do you have Alexa, Elena, Richie, Diddy, Copel. I know you know about the Ray Charles. Ray Charles. We forgot Ray Charles. Ray Charles is definitely country. My mother's favorite song ever was the seven Spanish angels. R Sing this with the Willie N. Willie Nelson. Hey, I've got to go to break, you guys. During this commercial break, this song we play for three minutes, Call in with your cars because the lightning round's coming up for givemetheven.com that's our sponsor, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Give me year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean, and I will buy your car on the air in the next segment on behalf of America's best car buyer, givemetheven.com whispered, God will keep us free. They could hear the riders coming. He said, this is my last fight. If they take me back to Texas, they won't take me back alive. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show. Oh, God. Y'all have me working during the break. I don't even know what I'm supposed to be doing. Everybody's calling me Rabbit. Rabbit. You're trying to buy a 68 Camaro? Yes, sir. Are you trying to buy the 68 Camaro? It says 350 engine in trans. Like what kind of trans? Automatic or stick? It's automatic, three speed. Okay. Oh, yeah. Average, rough or clean? Very little, because I. He had a muffler leak fixed, and I went over there and the boys over there told me didn't see a lot of nothing. No, no. My question was, average, rough or clean condition? Clean. I'm sorry. And so the paint's good, the interior is good, it runs good. Everything's pretty good. Yeah. I'll be honest with you. He needs a headliner. I'll take care of that. Okay. Do you want to sell it to me? No, I'm gonna see what you think about the 26k. I'm not trying to embarrass myself, but. Well, I want mean I buy cars. Are you just calling for free advice? Is that okay? Yes, sir. Yes, Sir. I'll charge $20 for free advice. You gotta Who I give it to. You gotta just pay me. Go to the YouTube stream on the chat thing and just throw 20 at us and go to jcwshow.com. okay, but here I'm gonna. I'm going to trust that you're going to pay me the $20 for the free advice, and I'm going to give you the free advice before you pay me. But I want your word that you're going to pay me. I am. I'm the joke writer at and t asked me, do I have fiber? And I told him I took some metamucil so that. So, I mean, we're a tough crowd. So I just want you. I just want your word that I'm going to give you this free advice that you're looking for. No, we didn't lose you. Oh, you can't say s on the radio. He's. He's gone. He was so close to the free advice. If he would have shut up and not tried to be funny, he would have gotten it in time. Before os we had to dump him because he cussed. Okay, Randy, what's your question? Oh, hey, I was just commenting on the black country singers. Oh, yeah? What about it? Yeah, my uncle managed Charlie pride. There you go. One of them all. Do you even know what brought this black country singer thing up? Did you hear how this conversation got started? No, sir. Okay, so Beyonce did her country bit at the Texans game the other day, a halftime show, and a lot of people were hating on it. And I like Beyonce, and I think she's a good country singer. And I'm glad that your uncle managed Charlie pride because that has a lot to do with it. Inquiring minds want to know. All right, all right. So, drama, how much time we got? We gotta go to break. All right, Nick, you're gonna have to hang tight, bud. Call Nick. I've got the Frenchman, the builder of the Ferrari that we're doing. They built the hummer last year that we sold at Barrett with Richard rollins, and we're building another one that's Ferrari testarossa. And he is on hold. And there is some high drama with that car in time, in timelines, you know, these stupid car shows that, like, oh, my God, are we gonna make the auction? Oh, my God. You know, can we get it done in time? I'm living it. I mean, absolutely living it. So, Nick, hang tight, everybody. Hang tight. Go to jcwshow.com if you want to see the video and. And you can listen to the show there. We'll be any Place is alright as long as I can forget I've ever known no means no. That's another one. No means no. It's like no, it doesn't. All right, look, look. No means no. All right? But no. Stop it. What are you doing? Oh my God, you're being so bad. Stop it. No. That makes means I want to do it but I'm afraid you're gonna judge me. So I'm just gonna make it look like it was your idea. So you don't figure out that I've already performed this act with 40 other people. Right. We now return to the John Clay Wolf show. America's largest weekend morning show. 800, 800 radio. And check out the podcast@jcw show.com okay. Guys that are new to the show, you're not gonna know what the hell I'm talking about. Guys that are old to the show, you're gonna know exactly what I'm talking about. So last year about this time, Richard Rollins from gas monkey and I bought a hummer, a six wheeled hummer from these French dudes that Danton arts that built this crazy hummer. And then part of the deal was that we would partner the next one. Sure. Because. Because when we, when we bought this one they were like, well, they knew we were going to take it to Barrett Jackson auction and there was risk in it. Nobody knew what it was gonna bring and they wanted part of the upside. I said I'll give you part of the upside if you take part of the downside because it could lose, I don't know. So surprising to us. It made a fortune and it ran off the rails and it made them famous. It helped. It was just a win, win all the way across. But what we did on the next. When I bought the hummer, I said we're gonna build another one. Richard's idea on this Ferrari and I'm going to finance the next build. So we're going to do this again and we're going to do it with a Ferrari Testarossa. And we're going to have it at Barrett next year this time which is in two weeks. And we're going to partner this car so that they would have a chance to be on the upside of a winner. Makes sense. And we have been working on this car for a while now and we were supposed to have it in August and then this and that. And now we're getting up against the line and I've got the builder, Nick, one of the guys from Frenchie export on the phone, he's In Milwaukee. Nick. Good morning. How are you? Good morning. How's it going? Good. Did I tell that story to your satisfaction? Because you're very sensitive, you know, you French people. No, you're pretty accurate. Pretty. Not exact, but yeah. Okay, so. So. So where are we? So here's the thing. JD is. We're. We've got a deadline to meet. Two weeks. Just like the damn stupid car shows on TV where they're trying to get. I mean, Nick, isn't this just another episode of Gas Monkey Garage? I can't believe we're not filming this one. This is the most real one ever. This is exactly how it's going. You know, the last two weeks are always a crunch and we are working overnight on to finish all the little things. What did you get done? What stat. What state is it in right now? We got two elements to be painted this morning. Before 2 o'clock today they will be done and in baking so we can move them this afternoon. Wiring harness is all done. We did not put the wheels back on because we don't want to scratch them. That's why it's still standing up in the air. This is all the last minute things that we put back on it. She runs and drive. We did one test drive yesterday. We did not record it. We had a little more adjustment to do. So the tuner is coming back tomorrow morning to do some more tuning on it. So he's talking about tuning the K tech. Is it 1700 horsepower? Is that right? Or 13? 12. Hundred horse. 1200 horse. So he's got to tune it to operate properly. So yesterday was that. And. And it did not go well. We had little things, you know, we got to adjust the temperature on all the radiators since we have four of them with fans. So they all have to come on and off at the same, you know, at the right temperature for the oil, for the supercharged, for the radiator coolant. So just a lot of adjusting to do. But it's looking pretty good. We got everything working on the car so far. Dashboard will be painted this afternoon and going back in tomorrow morning. Ceiling is all done. We just got to put the center. The ceiling, center console up and finish the couple wires for the heater and the air conditioning that's going on the ceiling. So what day today is January 4th. And. And we've missed a lot of deadlines. I'm not here to bust your balls, you know that. I'm just. I'm just laying it out for the audience. So. So we. Our last Deadline was they were going to be here on New Year's Eve. And you hear the state it's in right now. So how do you. So, okay. How many days do we have to finish this job to get it delivered to Scottsdale in time? I can tell you when we'll be back with you guys. Okay. What day we will be there? Wednesday afternoon, this coming Wednesday. Correct. Oh, wow. Okay. Well, that's perfect because when I get off the auction block, I go over to Richard's place. So I will see you there. So you're bringing this car Wednesday from Milwaukee. Wednesday afternoon, late afternoon. We are leaving Tuesday night. We are figuring out 9pm probably hitting the road. We want to drive overnight. What will not be finished on it when it gets here. Well, like I told you a couple days ago, we have a package stuck in in Memphis customs. Yep. Customs on some parts you got from Italy. And I tried what you told me. It did not work. Okay. But I tried. It's not the first time. My advice doesn't work. We will be missing the door. Weather stripping. Okay. Two lock cylinder for the doors with the keys. Okay. Under hood grill. Yep. And what was the other piece we were missing? It doesn't matter. I get it. So tiny things that if we get that package over to Gas Monkey, we can install them quickly. That's what we were. Yeah. And two window windshield pillars, the inside trim were being missing, but nothing that will not be able to operate to do recordings to go drive around. And the alignment? We will do the alignment over there. Okay. But it's pretty close. So when is the interior going in? Interior, we're not putting it in because we do not want to damage it or risk anything. So the interior will be the last piece to go in. We will put it in probably Tuesday morning. Okay. How long does it take to put an interior in a car? If you have all the parts, the two seats, probably less than an hour. Center console and everything will be painted this afternoon. That's going to go back in tomorrow. Upholstery guy is coming back this afternoon and working overnight for the interior to finish his carpeting. And the back pieces, we're looking pretty good. Except those four pieces I already told you we will be missing. We're on the phone with Nick Pulver of Frenchie Export and his partner, Alex Danton only speaks French, so he's not on the phone. Is he right there next to you? Yes. Can I talk to him? Here he is. Alex, where's the car? Hello. How are you? Oh, good. He does speak English. I didn't know you spoke english. You speak french today? Do you really think you're gonna make it on Wednesday afternoon to Dallas? Yes. All right. We. We. All right. Well, I'm going to take you all to a bar. We'll go have barbecue. Well, I'll have barbecue delivered over to gas monkey Wednesday afternoon and give you some Texas barbecue. So I'm looking forward to seeing you guys. Hold you to that. You got it. I mean it. I'm going to. Dude. You get here Wednesday afternoon with that car, There is no question. I will be so happy. I will get you barbecue French bunyas, Whatever the hell it is you want. I just want beignets. I just want to see you guys. So I will see you Wednesday afternoon. Sounds good. Thank you very much. Thanks, guys. Wow. That was great news. There's no way. You don't think so? There's no way Moment. They're off the phone. No way. There's a list of stuff there. Yeah. I was trying to write it down. I couldn't. It's at least a couple pages. If they pull this off now. Understand. And I'm not trying to beat on the guys. They bit off a little more than they could you on the timelines. But this would be the fourth miss date. I mean, we were gonna New year's eve, no doubt, New year's eve with the same confidence that he said, we're gonna see him Wednesday afternoon. But, I mean, oh, I'd love to buy them barbecue. It'd be the best thing that's happened in a long time. That means they're here with the car. They sound really confident. They sound very confident. If that happens, we will make Barrett. Huh? We'll find out. Okay. My name is john clay wolf by cars for america's best car buyer right here on the radio and at the website. Give me the v I N. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Give in.com. please go there if you want to sell your car. And if we don't beat a written carmax offer, we will send you a check for a hundred dollars for the opportunity. Be right back. Back to the john clay wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com. now, John Clay wolf. I don't think they're gonna make it. I don't see it happening. Can we take bets on this? Yeah. And then we need to take bets on this. And then do our football pitch right now. Okay. Okay. So do you think the car is going to make it to Barrett Jackson? If you guys don't know what we're talking about. You missed the last segment on. Sorry. You should have been listening. That's my reset. Okay. So do you think the. The custom Ferrari is going to make it a better juice? I'm going to go with yes, just because I know you guys. What are the sizes? What's the pool? 20 bucks. Yeah. 20. Yeah. 20 bucks. Okay. JD is yes. Okay. Bobbo, you heard the list, right? No. Good. Bobo is a no. I am. And it's not even together right now. The car is. I mean, if you heard it. Oh, no. It's not even. No, no. It's not even close together. Here's the thing. Can it make it? Yeah. Do I want it to make it? I don't know yet. So I'm going to go with yes. But it may be half ass. Is that what your caveat is? It won't be half ass. But here's the problem. We don't have enough time to promote it. And seasoning a car has something to do with it. The reason that last one did so well is Rollins put that clip out on Instagram, and It was the seventh most viewed Instagram clip of all time with almost 200 million views. When's the Barrett show or sale? It has to be in there by January 18th. I think social media moves pretty quick. Yeah. You'd have next week's show, radio show, and then he can start pumping it out, too. Yeah. What's your bet? I'm gonna say yes, but it's not gonna be complete. Like, not even. I'm not. The little parts. It won't go if it's not complete. I think they're gonna try to just bring an air. No, no, no. They're gonna dump a baby on the doorstep of Richard's house. Correct. That. That needs diaper changed. Yeah. There's no question. So. So, so there will be more drama there. And then all of his guys are gonna have to jump on it. And then they're gonna have to jump on it. I'm gonna have to have my guys from the shop out here at gym TV garage go jump on it. So it's gonna be a group grope. It's gonna turn into this stupid ass race. Just like the tv. It's so corny that it's real. It's very real. I don't know. I'm putting yes. Just because. So bobble can win it all here. Richard and I are gonna have to have a long talk about if we want to shove it across the line without marketing. Correct. That's really? The variable, can it be ready in time? Yes. Yes. I've watched these guys. When you build a car, you build it all and then you blow it apart. And then you do the fine touches and then you put it back together. They've already built it once. Then they blew it apart. Now they put it back together and they painted it. I don't know. We'll see anyway. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Speaking of bets, John, you finally won a game. Thank you. After losing 10 in a row to me. That's a lot of loss. Yeah. You're 400 in the hole. Not looking good. Oh, that's in. The Cowboys have to win one more game. How many more chances are. They have to do. So it's today. The Sunday is the last game of the year. Okay. So if they win, I get 100 back. Correct. Okay. But if they lose now, I'm 500 in the hole. Yes. That's the largest spread we've had in a season. Oh, yeah. No, this is by far. I mean, I. I've been on a heater. Let's say that for sure. Now let's go to this. The bowl games coming up here January 9th, which is weird that they're doing it on Thursday. Friday. It's kind of disappointing. Disappointed. Now, I think it'll be the weekend, but the semifinals. Orange Bowl. Notre Dame versus Penn State. Notre Dame is favored by two points. John, you already kind of. You already called it. Penn State. I'm going with. I'm going with Penn because I watched how badly they whipped down smu. Made him look like high school. And what they did last week as well. I think Penn's better than we think they are. I think Dame is wonderful, though. I. Yeah, I think that's. I was the other way. Notre Dame, I didn't think. Had the speed, but they definitely have that track speed. And I think they're going to be Penn State, so. All right, next game. There's. Now we can do 25 a game here because we can do. The Cowboys. Add another 25. Dude, if you want to go 100 again. No, I can't. No, you can. You're way ahead. You're way ahead. I will double down a smart. I could wind up owning you a thousand. A smart gambler doesn't bet above his means. We have the means. Gains because you've already. You're already. But that's not playing with house money. Yeah, I wanna. I would like to collect that money. Okay. Come on. Okay. All right. So why don't we just do 50 a game here? 50 since there's okay two games we'll do. Because we do 100 a weekend. That's right. We won't do any NFL games. And the next game on the 10th, Cotton Mole, a home game for University of Texas. That's for damn sure. That's for damn sure. Ohio State versus Texas. Ohio State a six point favorite. That's a. I'm kind of surprised there. I'm going Ohio State. So you think Ohio State wins by six. And the only reason is, is because how close that last one was with Arizona. It shouldn't have been that close. Shouldn't have been that close. That was the best game of the year, though. It was awesome to watch. Oh, it was great. And I told you, queer years, he always, I'm sorry, Quinn years always makes one mistake and I'm pretty sure he's going to do that again this game. But since it's a home game, I think though Texas will keep it closer. Ohio State will win, but. So I'm going to go with you on that one. I'll let you take Ohio State with the points there. Six points. Okay. I would much rather see UT win. I'd love for Texas to win. I'm from Texas. I like UT is my second favorite team. I need them to win for me. Well, you did did say before the season that they would be in the national championship. I was shocked when you said that. And I, and I believed that when I said it. But after watching that Arizona State game, I'm wondering now real quick, the football kick. Arizona does a field goal, it gets tipped, it hits the ground, it goes up and it goes to the upright. There's a lot of argument that that was a field goal per the rules. I don't even remember seeing that when we look it up. That mean that talk about it then ASU is pissed. They're pissed about that. They're pissed about that targeting call that didn't get well. That targeting call. But here's the thing. You, John, we both came from the time of playing football when that happened all the time. That's part of football. They've done a great job of calming it down. And if that's the case, then you have to be really defined. The rule when someone is committed in mid stride to tackling someone, they have to have control. You have no control. I know, but they don't. They can't. It's the only control you have is your neck tenses up. Yep. And the opposing Player does not. And that's the danger part right there, because that's where the whiplash comes in, right? And that's where they're supposed to be targeting. And that was obviously, they should give them stun guns or. And they just shoot them. Take it away. Just take the rule away. It's one or the other, right? I don't know. How do you stop? In progress, though? The guys fly. Hey, Josh, this 69 vet, you say it's got 800 miles. How can you prove it's got 800 miles? Because, you know, we bought it from a collector in Mississippi. He had over 60 corvettes collected. He passed away, and they was dispersed, sold. And so you can get in the car and drive. We bought it with 700 something miles on it. You get in the drive and watch it click over. How's it been stored? It was stored in an enclosed shop from where we bought it from, and now we got it at home in our garage. We bought it from a guy and they got it running. They put a new fuel tank in it and, you know, got it running. It's all original except which engine it covers 350 in. Which transmission? I, I, I have no sticker. Automatic. It's automatic. Does it have air conditioning or do, you know? Yes, sir. I mean, it's factory air. Yes, sir. What'd you pay for it? That's, that's my dad's car. They don't really want to share. You know, he wants, he wants to, you know, we're just shopping around. We, you know, we have the car. We know it's a collectible car, and we're just trying to see what's, you know, what we can get the most. What's the paint? On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd say 7. You know, it's, it's. You got some chips here and there. You know, we could, we could shoot some, shoot you some pictures. Does 30 grand buy it? My dad says no. J.D. his dad said no. I know. I just, I'm gonna call my dad and see what he says. Okay. What buys it? Talk to the dad. It's my dad's car. I'm sitting here with him. I understand. He's just trying to, you know, find the best offer because, I mean, you, I mean, you know, it's low miles. It's collectible car, and we're just trying to take that first step and seeing, you know, how, how to go about selling and getting the best price. I hear you. Well, I threw out 30 y'all said, no, I'm coming back. What's, what's it take? You know, can we shoot you some pictures and get you in more info on it? Sure. Just go to gmtvcc. That's. Give me the VIN classic and collector site. Go to gmtvcc.com and we'll go from there. Thank you, sir. They're going to be one of them hard ones. Well, they, they just don't, they don't want a price. They don't. That car, you know, I had that, I had that 70 the other day with 1200 miles and I sold it for 30. So, I mean, I'm not low balling them. No, I mean this car's got 800 less miles. I'm, I don't know. I need to see pictures, but I know I'm not low balling, but I'm good at 30. I don't know if I'm good at 35. I'm not being nice about it. I mean, a lot of guys, like, I know what I got. That's why I was not being snarky like I normally am. I like being snarky, but they're being so nice because I kind of wanted to shoot myself after about three minutes of silence. Yeah, we were definitely having dead airboats. No, we got patriots. I'm going seeing the old dad says no. If your dad don't say no, go to givemetheven.com and sell us your car. We'll be right back. The John Clay Wolf show is heard every week on great stations like 96.1 KLPX, Tucson's number one for classic rock and bayou. 95.7 the Rock of New Orleans. Catch the nation's fastest growing podcast and live video stream@jcwshow.com and we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show right after this broadcast. Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show, America's largest weekend morning show. Call John toll free, 800800 radio and check out the podcast@jcwshow.com or John Claywolf.com I was watching Landman in like the second episode. The big boss, John Hamm. Yeah. Made a, made a statement that I love. Is so perfect for what the life that we live. My. On the wholesale car business side, he's talking about the oil business. Our business is that of constant crisis interrupted by brief periods of intense success. Yeah, that, that resonated to me too when he said that. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Life of a gambler. God, that's true. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. Bike Week, Walnut Springs, Texas Rattlesnake Rally. Texas Rattlesnake Rally, Walnut Springs, Texas. May 15th and 18th. That's Thursday through Sunday. If you're a partier, go ahead and sign up for your PTO now at work. Book it and get your rooms in Glen Rose, Texas, because the ones in Walnut Springs are already sold out. All four of them. All four of them are gone. Smart money right now might be to get a little bit of that highway land side and open an RV deal, man. You know, I've got four acres outside of town that I bought. I think we're gonna make a campground out of that and do something like. I don't know. But you're right. Wants to take that project, Right? I'll do it. I'm Jake. Yeah. JD's a camper. Yeah, but. Hey, Rollins. Richard Rollins. Gas Monkey. Richard Rollins, you there? I am here, sir. Were you listening to the conversation with Frenchies about the Ferrari? Oh, and he's gone. Wow. What's that? Hang on. He's coming back. He's coming back. We lost him, but he's back. That was a. That was a quick return, by the way. You're on. You there? Nope, he's not there. I'll be. Damn. He's having phone problems. There he is. Hang on. Let me see if that works. That works. There you are. Okay. Did you hear the conversations with the. The Frenchman on the Ferrari? Well, like I was saying, I didn't think that was conversation. I thought it was a comedy act. I mean, what are the. So I do believe they're going to be here Wednesday, and I do believe they're going to drive, drop off a baby at your front door that needs diaper change and milk. Well, we'll see. I mean, I. It's a big project. I'm not going to. I'm not going to say anything wrong, you know, because it's a big freaking project, but it's going to be really tight. You think? Yeah. Did you hear the part when I said. When I told him, if they. If they're here Wednesday afternoon, I'm going to get them some Texas barbecue. And he said, I'm going to hold. I'm going to hold you to. That is what he said. I'm like, okay. No, it's fine. Make sure we talk to Margaret at my office on Monday morning. We'll get it set up where we would be ecstatic to feed them. Yeah. And then we'll have To. We'll have to invite all the neighbors over to finish it off if they don't show. Well, we, we will see. We will see. I. I don't, I don't know. We were taking bets a minute ago if it's gonna make it to the auction or not, and I don't know. Well, I think that it's gonna make a splash, that's for sure. But we may have to hold it a little bit for a different auction. I don't know. Yeah, we don't have time to market the car correctly. We got to get the buyers in the room and get their hands up in the air. True. So wait, let's walk through this real quick. We've got. And this might be a little drilled down for listeners that are just trying to enjoy their Saturday morning, but you're gonna have to go through this with him. What's today? Today is the 4th. Today is Saturday the 4th. So if they land Wednesday afternoon, the 8th, that would give us 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. What day do we have to have it checked in by? 18. Let's call it 17. 18. Yeah. So that 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. It's gotta leave on the 17th to make Scottsdale by the 18th. Nine days. All depends on how the pain is. It depends on that. It depends on weather. You know, that car is too big for a trailer, I think. Right. I haven't measured it yet, but actually it might be able to go on a reliable carrier. They can do like a hundred inches. They prefer like 98. 99, because my OBS truck is 96. Are you putting Texas skid mark in the obs truck in the auction or do you know yet? The skid mark, the MF79 and the OBS are all running Friday night, prime time, one right after another. And then the Hot Wheels twin mill is running Saturday night. Okay. Around 6:00. Gotcha. So you got four cars out there. Well, well, you have five. I got five actually. I got said that little 33 roadster going on Thursday, I think. I don't even think I'm going to be there for that. I don't think I'm going out till Friday morning. Gotcha. All right, well, Wednesday afternoon it is. I'll be over there. I come over Wednesday after afternoons anyway, so this is perfect timing. I just. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, well, I think it'll be fun and it's a cool car. It's gonna turn out all right. No, it's gonna Turn out great. I mean. I mean, what I've seen. Submarine is amazing. It's way better than the Hummer. But it's just. It's just a time trial here. Okay, man, Have a good Saturday. Happy New Year. I'll see you Wednesday. Already having a good Saturday. I'm having a high noon and at a poor show. Oh, where's that? My buddy, Don Yon, he has a building over kind of coyote. 635, high rise and the bottom floor of the parking lot he turned into his own personal garage and glassed it all in. And he's having a big party today. Cool. All right, y'all have a good one. I'm gonna keep cruising. All right, buddy. Later. Bye. Mail from jail is what time it is now. Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. John. This week's mail from jail entry reads, hey, jcw. Hello again. I'm glad Gigi didn't die from that hospital trying to put a hustle on her. And JD's rich. After staying sober for years, he knew it'd pay off someday. Hey, just kidding, jd. At least my mom died a few months ago, and I haven't even got a hundred dollars. Richard about to give me the vin jobs available. Can I do any of these jobs from prison? I came up with a bright idea. I can buy five acres in tiny town Texas for $2,500. Then I'll put a tough shed on it and call it a tiny home. Hell, if I work for you, it'd be like making American money while living in Mexico. And the tiny home will remind me of home sweet home, the good old Texas Department of Corrections. When I do get out, I want to build a mega church in Radiator Springs there. Do you think it'll be a successful venture? I am a field minister, after all. And your hood there has a lot of fields that I can potentially minister to. I'm just saying I want to be in the winner's circle. Love you guys. Your friend, Gregory Truitt Ferguson Unit, Dallas, Texas. Speaking of jobs, Johnny Cash, I need to put a jobs posted ad out there. So the Cantina in Walnut Springs, Texas, great Mexican restaurant. We need line cooks and we will pay. So if you live in the area, would like to move out here, please. You can go to jcwshow.com and click email John and I'll get it to the right person. Same thing at Rattlesnake. We might need some cooks there, too, with the new restaurant. We're gonna open in a minute and we need if you. If you have. I know I'm gonna get too many emails on this one, guys that don't work. But like if you got experience buying cars wholesale to wholesale, not wholesale to retail, but like dealer to dealer, dealer to auction. I'm looking for some more buyers and if you did it good for a retail lot for a long time, you probably won't be able to do this because it's just a different mentality. So go to JCW show and click that. Click email, John. But I'm looking for some auction buyers around the country and, and experienced and pay them. I'm doing, I've tried this with a couple of guys where I've just put them on salary. Sure. And pay them a small bonus per car that makes money and that's working out versus giving them a full blown account and winding up. They leave us owing 50 grand and I have to, you know, take a lick. Yeah. So trying some things a little bit different but yes, we are hiring some buyers@givemetheven.com and you can go to jcwshow.com and I'd rather you do it that way so I get to read your resume and I can forward it to the right people because if you go in the normal HR window, I probably won't see it. Okay. Don't send the cantina resumes there. Right. No, go to JCW Show. Yeah, I need, I need, I need cooks and I'll take a couple of waiters too. You know who to made a great line cook. John Old Whalen. Yeah, he was an expert. He made those lines as good as anybody. Now we didn't, we didn't cook them, we snorted them. But man, he was. What a talent. He was good. What a talent. What a talent. Do you need, do you need any people in any other of our remote locations while we're doing sh. Yeah, while we're doing shout out. Baton Rouge area. Yeah. Looking for a buyer out there. And Virginia also Alexandria. It's a little late now because it's 11 o'clock but if you're listening to the podcast. Sure. Send an email out. Right. And do we have anybody in there right now? We do, but. But they're giving their okay. Yeah, actually I bought a car last night and told him to drop it off at Virginia today. Okay. So I hope that's covered. He's there. We've got like 35 offices around the country, so. And what Mike's talking about is, is more of a guy dealing with the consumers and you don't have to be a pro Buyer for that. Like this other deal I was talking about. J.D. ryan, you can be anybody. It works for me. You can be a star. Hey, J.D. ron. A top 10, Byron. I am, actually. Seriously, are you? Yes, sir. Sometimes. Higher. Are. Are people hard to deal with? No. Oh, God. Are they? Yes. Yes. Are they? Yes. So I thought you were gonna say, do people ever. Hey, the lady I bought the Chevelle, the old lady in North Carolina. The paint's bad on it. Of course, after all that, nobody. I forgot nobody checked it. It's just the paint. It's not terrible, but it ain't good. Good. It's not good. That car sitting in the garage down in Walnut Springs, if you want to go look at this. Could be my fault. It's your fault. Of course. You didn't ask the right question. Well, nobody. Did anybody inspect it? No. You were in a big hurry to get it here. But like, how long does it take to stop and look at it and see that the paint's bad? I'm say, hey, John, the paint's bad. I have no idea who picked it up. Or I'm. I'm out of that loop. So, like in our process, did they say, this is a John deal? Let's skip all of our. Let's take our brain and throw it away. Inspect the transporter supposed to call. They are. That's too bad. Trying to think who I can blame. Do you have the transporter's phone number? I'd like to call him. Oh, I'm. We can get it. That's for sure. All right, we'll be right back. Oh, wait. You gotta. Before you go. You can do it. The calls. I already left. I already left. You can do it. If you want to sell John your vehicle, it's very simple. Give us year make, model and mile and John will buy right here on the radio. 800-800-Radio. It's 800-800-7234. Call him right now. You'll be on next on the John Clay Wolf show. He'll buy you a car. Bye. Hey, it's Gigi from the John Clay Wolf Show. Do you want the most money for your used car? Do you want a hassle fee process? Of course. You give. Give me the VIN will beat your written CarMax offer or write you a check for 100 bucks. It's that simple. Give me the VIN is a rated by the BBB and thousands of online reviews. Get an instant cash offer and the most money for your used car right now@givemetheven.com America's best car buyer. Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear. Now back to the John Clay wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-radio. 1800800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show. James in Louisiana with an 09. People in Louisiana are supposed to sell their cars cheap because Louisiana has crappy roads. You want 9,000 for your 150,000 mile 09 Civic Si. It's 144,000 miles. I'm sorry. And I have a. It's a sedan. It's midnight purple in and out. And the model of the si, this one I comparable like the Japanese style. The whole front and back is oem. Are you Mexican or Asian? I'm Spanish original, from Spain. Okay. Because I could tell you that you're not, you're not a cajun. Oh yeah. My, my accent is different. Well, it's got a little bit of Cajun in it, but it's like I was just trying to break it. How long have you been in Louisiana? I've been in Jazz from 2008 but I came to the state back on 2005 so I was like 15 years old. I pretty much learned my English on the streets. I didn't want to school. Is your Honda Civic a coupe or a four door? It's a sedan, four door. I had 2.4 engine on, same transmission and I got, I got airbags. No records on wrecks or anything like that. I can email you my pictures and everything that I have. I'll just, I think before you go through all that trouble, I'll offer you 4,500. 4,500 for a four cylinder. Oh, nine Civic four door Si with 144,000 miles on it coming out of Louisiana from a Spanish guy. It's very clean, man. Once you see it, you will know it. Yeah, but I've got a, I've got to make. I mean you can. The salesmanship is great but it's about marketability and like a commodity and what the prices are and I mean that car is a five grand bring money car. For me to sell all that price, I would have to put it back original outside. Oh, I would love it to be original outside. Yeah, it would. Well, work on it. I'm not, I'm, I'm really not going to chase it. I'm not that excited about it. Understand. So see if you can, see if you can find someone that has your same taste and Then they've got enough money. I know you'll figure it out. Thanks for calling, Rod. Lakewood, California. You've got a 15,000 original mile 94 Silverado? Yes, sir. That's cool. I've seen one of those in a while. Oh, no. You shave the door handles. Why'd you do that? I'm looking at the notes. Oh, because I put suicide doors on it. Oh, man. See, if this car was like box stock and normal and not geeked, it would be worth more money. Yeah, I understand that. I bet. I'm original owner. I've had it for 30 years now, and I've done a lot to it. It's clean. Is it? Is it? Did you do a paint job on it, too? Yes, I had custom ghost flames put on it and even the. Let me look, let me look, let me look, let me look. Go to givemetheven.com and load that thing up. Let me take a look at this thing because it sounds like you've got a show truck and it's got 15,000 original miles. You want 20,000 for it? We might have something there. I just need to see it. I'll feel it when I see it. Until I see it, I can't. Even if it was box stock, 15,000 miles, little old man truck, everything perfect. I know exactly what that's worth. But this thing, it's got a lot of variable in it, but it might be okay. Let me look. Let me ask you a question, John. Let's say it was box stock. What would it be worth about what you're asking? Okay. Fantastic. Yeah, it's got a lot going on. I will load it up and I appreciate it. Okay. Thanks, sir. Scott and Lake Charles. Yes, sir. What you got? John and the crew. I just want to let you know we're coming up there for the rally in May. Us in the chat. Okay. In the chat. And I will be bringing Cajun food up there as I from Lake Charles, Louisiana. Are you bringing like a cooking trailer or are you just bringing some Cajun food? No, no, just a pot and a propane, you know, stove, like I do. I may do some jambalaya or chicken and sausage gumbo or something like that. I'm liking my end of this. Sounds like you can cook. I'm hiring cooks at the cantina. You want to come up here and do that, too? I'm an aircraft mechanic and I'm a amp. So you make a little more money than a line cook. I'm out of your price range, you know, but. Well, thank you and we'll see you. May 15th, is it? What are the dates of the the round? 17. 15th. So Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Texas Rattlesnake Rally, Walnut Springs, Texas. The hotel rooms are in Glen Rose. We will have RV parking places too, but they're going to need to be self sufficient. They don't have hookups for the sewer and the water. So you're going to need to have self sufficient RVs. But I have a feeling we're going to have a big time. Thank you, Scott. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio for America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com According to a new Harvard study, aliens could be living among us disguised as humans or in a base inside the moon. Yep, that study proves once and for all that Harvard kids can afford the best weed. Back to the John Clay show, presented by givemetheven.com Call in 800800 radio if you missed any of the show. Go to jcwshow.com right now and download the podcast. This is the largest morning show in America. The John Clay Wolf Show. Hey, I've got a question. You'll heard me asking for cooks. Line cooks for the new Bosque canteen in Walnut Springs. And there's another place in town that's open three days a week, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. And I sent a message to one of his cooks asking if she wanted to work for us with all those different. I mean, they're off. We're open six days a week. Okay. And I was just talking about off days. I wasn't gonna. Because I like this guy. I thought we, I thought we were friends. And he just went on full attack mode. I'm like, dude, you're only open three days a week. What are these people supposed to do with the other three days? It's a part time job, right? Yeah. Why. Why are you freaking out? Do you think you're trying to steal his people? Yeah, come on. Trying to. He thinks you're poaching. More drama. And Walnut Springs. More drama. And this was the. This is, this was the guy that, that, that I was friends with. And now I've made friends with the guys that didn't like me and the guy that did. Now we're at each other. I mean, like threats. Threats. Oh, yeah. He's a, he's an older fella and he's just like. But he. She sent the screenshot of the text that I sent her asking her if she wanted to work to him. So he takes that text and posts it on Facebook. And said, look at what a great neighbor John is. Stealing the people. That's funny. Was she using. What are they supposed to do for the other three with the other four days a week? There's seven days in a week if the place you work part time is closed four of those days. Are you not allowed to take a job somewhere else during those days? He could have just called me and I could have explained it, but then I started. So he started cussing me on text and I wrote back, you know what I'm saying, about three days. He said, don't start that you car BS would move. Wow. So I walked across the street into his establishment. Oh, Lord. And. And I said, listen, dude, this is the fourth time you off to me. You screwed me around twice in a real estate deal. Twice. And then you said something else. And now you've done this. I'm done with your ass. I'm done with your ass. You pissed off everybody in this town. I've always taken up for you. Now I'm done with your ass. What'd he say? You need to get my building. I said, it's not your building. I almost bought it, but your old partner, that's done with your ass bought it. And now you're his tenant. And if you really want me to be a prick, I'll buy it and kick you out. But I don't want to because I like you and I actually do. I like the guy and I don't want that Bill. I don't want anymore. I was like, you know, just chill out and quit on the attack. I've done nothing but try to help. You're experiencing a regular byproduct product of small, small, small town environment. It's part of the ecosystem, you know, when you're the only restaurant in town, for sure, but when you're now one of two, now one of three and one of four, and a food truck, right. He's defensive. He's feeling weak. You know, you need to. You need to go in there and do what? What do I do? I don't know if there's anything. Shake the man's hand and tell him you understand. I've done that a lot. I have done that, that a lot. Often because I made an offer to him, like what I did with the rattlesnake and what we're doing with the cantina. He and I were actually talking about doing that a year ago together. And we made a deal. And I made a deal to buy out his partner. And then he wanted to raise me 75,000. Right. You should know, I'm just BSing. And I said, you can't just go in there and shake his hand. You can, you can, but at some point you got to stand up for yourself. Smoke a hooter. I don't know. But, but I do. I, I do like the guy, but I don't like that. So are you gonna have that line cook over there now? You know, I'm, I'm just. It's not that big a deal. There's other people. It's just not worth. Oh, like I told him, I'm like, dude, if I really wanted to hire him, I mean, you know, don't, don't. Come on, man. Don't press, don't press. Just chill. Just chill. But I, But I had a big falling out with one guy. I won't say his name about, I don't know, eight months ago, a year ago. And he might disagree, but I feel like we're friends now. Well, yeah, yeah, you gotta. But it wasn't until I stood up for myself and they, you know, some of these people have me tagged as like, Mr. City Slicker. Yeah. Coming in from the outside thinking he's all big deal and city ways. Like, you guys don't understand how I grew up. The reason I'm here is because this is how I was raised. I used to ride my dirt bike to football practice. I mean, we rode horses down gravel roads outside our front door. I mean, this is. I grew up in this environment. That's why I'm back here, because I enjoy it. I completely understand it and I respect it and I want to maintain it. But having a restaurant that can actually make it would be a start. And, you know, in little things. I don't want to change the town. I don't want to turn it into some crazy rodeo. We're just trying to. That's just what they think. That's a, That's a tiny town mentality, man. It just. You'll. You will get over it. It might take 30 years, but they're so defensive about everything, you know, I think most of the people are understanding now. They're cool. I've got so many thank yous now. But then the guy that was like my original cheerleader was him, and now he's flipped. That's just so weird. I would never think. I think. I'm pretty sure I know who you're talking about. Well, I mean, I would never. How many 84, 80, 80, 85 year old men that run steakhouses in a 600 population town are there. I would never think it, but you know, I'm. I'm getting treated kind of funny where I just moved back to my hometown. Yeah. Six months ago. With Mr. Big Radio Star coming back to buoy just to rub it and show it to everybody else how big and cool he is. They are keeping an eye on their wives, I'll tell you. For no good reason. For no good reason? Oh yeah. I mean, I'm friendly, but I'm not like big flirt like I used to be, you know? Well, you did. You did steal that one guy's ex wife and moved her in with you. Well, I do know. I do most know most of those gals at least as well as they do. But you know, she was your girlfriend in high school. To your defense, they were all my girlfriends. That's what you do in a small town. Everybody dates everybody. Right? Right. And your buddies either get over it or you're never friends again. So did her ex husband, did he ever threaten to kill you or anything? Oh, surely not. Not directly. Not directly. Did y'all have an intercounter? Did he ever like come at you and. No. Give you the talk down? No. That girl could cook. Yeah, she was top heavy too. She was. She was the best. We'll be right back. I'm still not over that deal. God, dog it, Dog, dog. It hurts my feelings. You'll be all right. We'll be back feeling better. With more of the John Clay Wolf show right after this. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally, Commander. There'll be no one to stop us this time. Yes. What'd you say to my daughter? I told her the truth. That Akeem could not be interested in her. Our son cannot consort with such a girl. Hey, now wait a minute. This is America, Jack. Now you say one more word about Lisa here and I'mma break my foot off in your royal ass. Pardon me. Feeling good while was easy Lord, when Bobby sang the blues. I'm so grateful to country music for the time I had with Waylon and Roger and Harland, Janice and all the other beautiful souls that are drawn to this way of life. When the music was what mattered. That was all that mattered. And I want to thank John and June for endorsing me back when nobody knew me. And for defending me later when everybody did help me make it through tonight. I'm Hawkeye Pierce. I've seen you somewhere before. I don't know your name, stranger, but your face is familiar. Would you like to share a martini with me? Would you like to have a roll in Zehei? It's fun. I am so incredibly well here. I gotta tell you. I just spent about a week with family, and I am absolutely thrilled and delighted to be here in front of strangers. You have no idea. They wanted me to be Nashville's poster boy. They said, hey, here comes our newest, latest, greatest flavor of the month. And when I finally reached a point where it was too late to be their poster boy and I was too compromising, I finally said, you know what? I'm the captain of my ship and it's sinking, and I'll write it down like a captain should, but it's going to be under my turn. Are these all people that died? Yeah. 2024. We lost a lot of people. 2024. O.J. simpson, too. You had Richard Simmons, Chuck Woolery, and the big one we just kind of missed out on. Jimmy Carter just died. Yeah. Yeah. They're doing his funeral today. Starting that poor bastard. I mean, a president cannot be ragged on without somebody referencing. You think that's bad, right? You should remember Jimmy Carter. Absolutely. He was the unluckiest president we ever had. Great guy, but he was probably too good a man to hold the office. Really. Exactly. Yeah. I mean, what he did for habit, for humanity, that. That was. Yeah. Huge. He's a great person, not a great president. Yeah. Hey, Don in Arizona, hey, is this 1980 Pontiac Trans Am? Is it a bandit car, like black gold? Yes, pretty much, sir. Yeah. I bought the property and just been sitting there all these years, but it's a black car with. It's a bandit package. Right, like smoking the bandit. Yeah. Everything. All right. A bird on the hood and everything. It's. It's old, you know, I can send you some pictures. On a scale of 1 to 10, how nice is it? Oh, you say 4. You know, a 4. So is the paint bad? Does it need to repaint? Yeah. Okay, so I gotta interior the side. The panels on the doors and around the back side are gone. The carpet's gone. And it's got a little automatic. The stick on. On the floor, another stairway. So it's been sitting outside. Has it been sitting outside? Yes. Right. That car is going to cost more to restore than it's worth. It's kind of. I've got. Yeah, I got a 79 Trans Am out here that I bought for 500, and I'm in this car for 45 grand. And it's not finished. And it wasn't about. It was about the shape you're talking right there. Yeah. I mean, I don't think it's worth, you know. Does it start? I was gonna put a battery with the gas in it. Freaking antifreeze is all right. And just see if it runs and stuff. Well, when you get it warmed up, a lot of times the radiator will blow out on them and the gas is bad. And the tank. I wouldn't even bother trying to start it on the gas that's in the tank. But. Okay, you know, I might give a thousand dollars for it and try to sell it to somebody that wants to rebuild it and make a little bit. But I do not want to do. I do not want to restore this car. I've done this. I'm not doing it again. God almighty. But I do like it. I do like it. Yeah. All right. Yeah. I'm 75. I got a lot of years left and no health problems. And I just might do it myself and just run around town. Somebody will give me something. I'll bet you $10,000 you never finish. Oh, no, I ain't gonna finish it. I'm broke. Well, we're all good. Okay. We're all good. I just tried it. Just trying to see what it was worth and stuff. But I really appreciate your information. Yeah. If you want to sell it, take those pictures loaded into givemetheven.com and let's take a look. Yep. Give me the VIN.com. appreciate it. Thank you. 800. 800 7234. Speaking of cars, I'll tell a quick story. People have asked about the collector sale, the classic sale, how it went? Yeah, it was amazing. Did you read the story in Dallas Morning News? Yes. They did a good story. Great write up. Yeah, yeah. It. She was a grit. I don't know who the writer was. I didn't even know she was there. Perfect painting in the picture right there. I mean, the whole event, I thought was great. Yeah, yeah, that. That went wonderfully. But one, one thing that was interesting, so for you car geeks out there, there's a 1953 Corvette, white, red, which they all were back then, I believe. And it was VIN number 243 on the end. And that was the first car we started with because the next one is a 2003 Corvette. No. Yes. 2003 Corvette that ends in 243. There was also a convertible, white, red. And then the next one is a 2013. 10 years. 10 years. 10 years ends in 243. So General Motors made special VIN and build specs for these other two cars to match. Because 53 was the first year of the Corvette. Yeah. So they made two cars to match that car and gave him the same VIN number on the end in. This guy that we bought the collection from had got them all together, which is a big. Very cool. Yeah. It's like having three baseball cards that are super rare, that are all together, and they go together. Right. So I sold the first one to Sam Pack, who is a. He's a big collector, huge car dealer. And. And then I was like, well, obviously, he's gonna buy the next shoe. I mean, you cannot separate these brothers and sisters. And then the next one does not go to him. And I'm like, hey, man, something's wrong. I know Mr. Pack. I don't know him well, but I know that he's smart enough to buy this. These other three cars. I mean, this guy has 500 cars in his collection. Wow. Sandpack does. And. And so he bought the first one for, like, 150 grand or something. And then the next one, I think it was at 35 grand in the O3. That matched it. Right. The VIN match. And he never bid. And I was, like, saying on the microphone, somebody's making a mistake. I was begging Pack to bid again. He didn't bid again. I was like, guys, something's wrong. His Internet connection's down. Something made an error. He's gonna come back for this car. If I were you, I would buy this car just because you're gonna get the phone call to sell it to him. So a guy that I knew made that, and he bought it. And then the next one went to a different guy. So those three cars split up, different directions. And, you know, I had so many more cars, so I just forgot about it. Next day, get the phone call, and the fella that bought the car for Mr. Pack used to work for me. And he was. I don't want to say anything. We're friends, okay? But we parted ways, I can tell you that. And it was kind of over stuff like this, and he made a mistake. Yeah. He thought that he was buying VIN number five, which is worth six times more than that car. He thought he was ripping it for 150, and he wasn't paying attention to the other two, so he called back. I was like, dude, you're gonna get fired. You ought to just give me your resignation and just say, I'm sorry. I'm leaving. Please don't beat me on the way out the door. I said, but I got in the two numbers of the guys that bought the cars, and for about 20,000 more dollars, they could have bought the other two and they passed. Okay, I think you're making a mistake again. But it's your world. It's your money. I did everything I could. I begged y'all to keep these together. I got you back to where I negotiated deals so you could buy them the next day. And you're still passing, so it's on you. But that was. That was a weird thing of that auction is letting those two, those three cars that were VIN specific, specked out specific to match this 10 year anniversary stuff are, you know, on the tens. Yeah. Anyway, I wasn't aware. I've never heard you explain it precisely like that. But that's. Yeah, that's kind of sad, man. Yeah. You know, huh. Commerce. Commerce. I still don't know if Mr. Peck understands. I don't know if he's been explained because he had somebody do this for him. I don't know if anybody's really explained to him the sequence of these cars and how they're a collection in their own. But we will find out anyway. But that it was really cool. We had a packed house. It was. I've never seen that much energy in the room and maybe ever. It was what, two, three people deep watching in the video. Yeah, that and that. Because auctions now, it's not the same. Yeah. Because it's all simulcast. Correct. But they flew in from all over the country and there were the big boys there too. And I mean, it was much more bidding in person than online. Yeah. Which was exciting. Super exciting if you want to sell your classic or collector car. But these were Corvettes with, you know, Bloomington gold certified NCRS top flights. I mean, this was heavy, heavy, heavy stuff. Wow. The. The one, the highest one we sold was 600 grand and it was a 63 spot split window Z06. But yeah, that was fun. But if you want to sell your classic or collector car, go to GMTV cc. That's classic and collector. You can go to Give me the VIN. Give in.com and they'll get to us. But if you want more specific Classic. Classic and collector buyer, go to gmtvcc.com because I actually get to see those myself. The give me the VIN Q is too big. I can't see it. But anyway, anyway, west coast, you've got another hour coming up. Everybody else, we're gonna lose you. We will see you again next Saturday morning. Feels so good to be back on the radio. 20, 25. I know. I threaten to quit all the time. I'm not quitting. Quit that. That's the big announcement. He's not the big announcement. I'm definitely not quitting until after we do the Texas Rattlesnake Rally in Walnut Springs this May 15th through 17th. And we are hiring line cooks at the Bosque canteen. And we need some cooks bad. We've got great cooks we should need more of because we're open a lot and those guys are working too many hours. Okay, over and out. See you on the west coast in a minute, everybody. I'll see you next week. Thank you. And it ain't too long? But I make you feel a man? But love is blind? And you soon will find? 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