#49 John Clay Wolfe Show 6-4-16

Summary

Podcast Summary: The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #49 (6-4-16)

Date: February 12, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Main Contributors: J.D. Ryan, Bobo, Turley
Podcast Description:
The John Clay Wolfe Show is a fast-paced, irreverent talk radio program with a focus on cars, sports, and everything in between—broadcast with a let-it-fly Texas attitude. The show revolves around car valuations, wild stories, pop culture, and biting humor, all while wrangling the ever-present threat of FCC fines.

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Main Theme / Episode Purpose

This episode blends the show’s signature real-time car bidding with lively banter about regional news, pop culture moments, anecdotes from the team, and listener call-ins. Noteworthy topics this week include:

• Recent expansion into Arkansas and new affiliate stations
• Listener outrage and controversies (raccoon stories, gorilla incident)
• The challenges of political correctness in radio
• Nostalgic and humorous stories from “back in the day”
• Reminiscence about music, sports (esp. Muhammad Ali), and celebrity bits
• Reflection on the future of radio slang and troubles with management
• A wealth of classic John Clay Wolfe-style car deals

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Station Expansion and the Challenge of Regional Humor

(02:04-02:33)

• John shares excitement about joining new affiliates in Arkansas, joking about swapping out old Oklahoma jokes for “Arkansas” as the show grows.
• Expresses some uncertainty as to who’s left to poke fun at now, hinting at the fine line between edgy humor and station politics.

Notable Quote:

"So I got... I don’t know who I’m gonna bag on. That’s why I’ve got nothing." — John Clay Wolfe [02:24]

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2. The Target Bathroom & Gorilla Zoo Controversy

(04:27–06:08, 104:03–106:53)

• The team riffs on the then-newsworthy issues about Target’s bathrooms and transitions quickly to the Cincinnati zoo gorilla shooting.
  • John reveals that even program directors are policing their stance on "the gorilla," with hilarious jabs at the absurdity of the situation.
  • They openly satirize “outraged” listener emails, lampooning how anything can turn into a controversy.

Notable Quote:

"You haven't heard nothing until you heard the raccoon problem from last week." — John Clay Wolfe [06:08]

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3. Raccoon Saga & Small Town Texas Stories

(06:18–13:14)

• The recurring “raccoon problem” story from Wichita Falls returns, sparking listener engagement and internal debates on pest control.
• Storytime includes:
  • Listener calls about how to handle the animal (shoot/save)
  • Local humor about rural living and chicken raids by raccoons
  • Bobo’s embarrassing tale of accidentally eating raccoon barbecue at a remote radio event.

Notable Moment:

“He said, ‘Ask Bobbo if Bobbo’s ever had any of Larry Sanders barbecue raccoon.’” [09:40]

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4. “Butthurt” Culture & Struggles with Political Correctness

(13:36, 117:06)

• Extended riffs on how audiences (and station management) have become too sensitive, restricting the show’s free-wheeling style.
• John and J.D. vent frustrations about balancing humor, honesty, and “staying out of trouble.”

Notable Quote:

“When is the pendulum gonna swing back and we’re gonna stop getting butthurt about everything?” — J.D. Ryan [13:36]

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5. Live Car Valuations & Listener Calls

(16:57–126:40, scattered throughout episode)

• Listeners call in looking to sell cars; John provides fast, often humorous offers, outbids CarMax, and explains his “no crack money, no dreamers” policy.
• Standout valuations:
  • 2013 Ford F-150: $23,000 beats CarMax’s offer [17:10]
  • 2013 Camaro Z01: $36,000 final offer [25:21]
  • 2013 Audi A4: $20,000 impressive bid [101:03]
  • Many interactions feature John’s trademark back-and-forth, playing hardball and cracking wise.

Notable Quote:

“If I don’t beat a CarMax offer, I’ll overnight you a check for $100!” — John Clay Wolfe [35:42]

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6. Ride of the Week: Toyota 4Runner TRD Review

(38:29–40:13)

• Praised for its rugged looks, performance, and value.
• Comparison: “Like BMW had sex with a Japanese dude.” [39:53]

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7. Muhammad Ali Tribute & Top 10 Quotes

(76:42–78:39)

• Team honors Ali following his passing, sharing famous braggadocious, inspiring, and humorous quotes.
• Discussion on the impact of Ali and how public mourning sometimes feels over-the-top.

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8. Facebook, Spam, and Social Media Satire

(52:49–57:34, 79:27–80:09)

• Rants about fake friend requests, Oakley sunglasses spam, and comparing Facebook to a telephone party line.
• J.D. proposes a new “Strangle Icon” for Facebook [53:32].

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9. Music & Celebrities: Toadies, Axl Rose Gospel Parody, Beatles History

Toadies & Beer (21:05–22:06): Reminiscing about local Texas band’s early days. Axl Rose Gospel Album Bit (81:18–83:47): Outrageous send-up of Guns N' Roses classics reimagined as Christian hymns—“Take me down to Jerusalem City…” Beatles PCP Corn Dog Legend (146:27–150:28): Wallace Edwards tells a farcical “rest of the story” about the Beatles tripping at the Texas State Fair, explaining their change in DNA.

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10. Rider with Uncle Roy & “Back in the Day”

(88:18–92:07)

• Uncle Roy and friends swap stories about government cheese, cheap gas, and “beer theft revenge” from 1960s Fort Worth living.
• Captures the show’s love for intergenerational storytelling and blue-collar humor.

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11. Reflection on Censorship and Growing the Show

(110:10–119:10)

• The “cuffs are off!” for the extra hour, where the team admits how censorship is hurting radio creativity—and their show’s natural, uncensored tone.
• Honest discussion about working under nervous, conservative program directors.

Notable Quote:

“We talk the way that you talk to your friends… They want to control our thoughts and they want to control your thoughts because they’re afraid.” — John Clay Wolfe [117:15]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On gorilla outrage:
  "I want to get you on these conference calls where they beat me, like with a sledgehammer." — John Clay Wolfe [106:11]

• On eating raccoon:
  “I expelled what was in my mouth from my mouth and I made the rest of that sandwich disappear.” — Bobbo [12:00]

• Political incorrectness:
  “Radio is not television... We have to be more colored in and paint bigger pictures than you do on TV.” — John Clay Wolfe [117:39]

• On Facebook spam:
  “It’s about Oakley sunglasses.” — John Clay Wolfe [55:52]

• On modern car sales:
  "If I don't beat CarMax, I'll overnight you a check for $100." — John Clay Wolfe [35:42]

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Important Timestamps by Segment

| Timestamp | Segment | |--------------|-------------------------------------------------------------| | 02:04 | Announcement of expansion into Arkansas | | 04:27 | Target/gorilla zoo controversy riff begins | | 06:18 | Raccoon saga and audience outrage | | 13:36 | “Butthurt” culture and PC radio struggles | | 17:00–54:00 | Live car valuations & deals (multiple call-in segments) | | 38:29 | “Ride of the Week” Toyota 4Runner review | | 52:49 | Facebook spam and “strangle icon” | | 76:42 | Tribute: Muhammad Ali’s Top 10 quotes | | 79:27 | When will Facebook finally die? | | 81:18 | Parody: Axl Rose Gospel album | | 88:18 | Uncle Roy’s “back in the day” tales | | 104:03 | Gorilla incident—public and management backlash | | 110:10 | Start of “uncuffed” extra hour; candid talk about censorship | | 117:06 | John’s critique: “We talk the way you talk to your friends…” |

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Language and Tone

The show maintains a colloquial, sometimes edgy, deeply Texan tone: irreverent, sarcastic, frequently self-deprecating, with a “locker room” camaraderie. Humor is brisk and biting; sentimentality is often undercut with a joke. Occasional detours into classic radio parodies and musings on modern social issues lend the show an energetic, unpredictable rhythm.

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Conclusion

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show is a quintessential ride through the host’s unique world, blending listeners’ car deals with madcap humor, social satire, music parodies, and blunt commentary on the constraints of modern radio. Whether reflecting on news-of-the-weird headlines, lost radio freedom, or the value of a 2013 Camaro, JCW and crew keep it raucous, relatable, and reliably off-script.

Transcript

[A]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[B]

And then one of them said some. Nah, I'm not even gonna go there.

[C]

Some of them are hot.

[B]

And then you hear a lot of men's voices laughing in the background.

[D]

I can't take it any longer.

[B]

Good morning, J.D.

[D]

Good morning. Time.

[B]

Clay Wolf, J.D. ryan, the sir Babo, Fiddle, Dee Dee.

[C]

I worry about it tomorrow.

[B]

Turley. Yo. You look busy, Turley.

[E]

For the next four hours, I hope.

[B]

Y' all brought me some material because I've got nothing.

[D]

Oh, geez.

[C]

Really?

[B]

Really?

[C]

We were hoping you were bringing.

[D]

Yeah, we're going to take your name off the show.

[B]

Baba. What have you got?

[D]

It's the Bobo Show.

[C]

I got a big giant hooter.

[D]

What?

[B]

A hooter? A dog leg hooter.

[C]

I got a dog leg hooter waiting at the house. Okay.

[B]

What you bring me today?

[D]

Going to hooter under that Hawaiian stuff.

[C]

Man. There's a. Wallace Edwards is coming in with a Today in Rock history.

[B]

Okay, what's he. And who's his. Who's in his crosshairs today?

[C]

Beatles? Their visit to Texas in 1964 or something. There's a. We're gonna try and Turley's gonna square this away, but we're gonna.

[B]

I'm not promising this to listeners. In the next 15 minutes. You're gonna like, listen to three or four hours. Oh, yeah. All of it's just FYI. Don't tease that far out, John. Well, guess what?

[D]

Are these the people that are telling you what to do?

[B]

The people in my mind. Pig vomit. Yeah. I've got the serious pig vomit thing going on here lately. Oh, yeah.

[C]

Still.

[B]

Oh, yeah. I mean, it's just. It's just stupid.

[C]

I don't think it's right you getting on John Wolf all the time.

[B]

Big vomit. Good morning. Speaking of radio networks that aren't getting on my case. Cumulus.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

We've got a new affiliate in Arkansas. We're joining the great state of Arkansas this morning. Really? Sui. See, we started in Oklahoma and then that screwed up all my Oklahoma jokes.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

And people. And I was like, excited. Okay, well, I could just change the word Oklahoma. Oklahoma to Arkansas.

[C]

Right.

[D]

That be good.

[B]

And that only kind of interchangeable. That was two weeks ago when we were came on in Oklahoma, and now we're coming on in Arkansas. So I got. I don't know who I'm going to bag on. That's why I've got nothing.

[C]

There are obvious benefits, though.

[B]

If I don't have anybody to make fun of, I've got nothing. I'm observational humor, as they've told me. That is ugly shirt, J.D.

[D]

Yes, it is. Thank you.

[B]

When you bought that shirt, what were you thinking? What were you smoking?

[E]

What.

[B]

I mean, what. What was on your. Was this back when you were drinking? Jimmy Buffett?

[D]

It's a buffet shirt. It's the same one I wore last weekend of the show.

[B]

Does it say Jimmy Buffett in the tag?

[D]

No, it's not a margarita.

[B]

So when you were. When you were at the store, what store did you buy that? Who. Who let you in to buy that.

[D]

Actually, you want the truth? A friend of mine gave this to me.

[B]

I bet.

[D]

He'S now passed.

[B]

I knew you were fixed to say it was Benjamin Dover and he's dead. That's nothing like a good dead joke.

[D]

And then one of them talked about his dead friend on the radio, which really upset me.

[E]

JD Did. Did Ben pay you once he's dead that you have to bring up his name once a week? Don't you notice that, John?

[B]

So is that. Is that. So you're wearing your dead friend shirt. Did he have it? And you took it out of his closet like a cowboy that went down and you got his boots and his hat?

[D]

As funny as that would be, no.

[B]

Well, I'm going to say poor Ben. Poor Ben didn't have very good taste when he's picking.

[D]

That's a great shirt. What are you talking about, dude?

[C]

Well, he picked it for.

[B]

I can't pick on Oklahoma. I can't pick on Arkansas. You told me to pick on you, and I'm doing.

[D]

Go ahead.

[C]

The shirt is for the listeners. The shirt is not your typical flowery shirt, though.

[B]

Shirt is.

[C]

It's covered with a motif of, like. I love license plates. And like, it looks like a. Like a musician's guitar case.

[D]

Yeah, that's exactly what it looks like. Here's one from Mexico down here.

[B]

It looks like if you.

[D]

You guys really did bring nothing today.

[B]

It looks like you could go into either bathroom to me.

[D]

Anybody been to Target yet? No, I haven't either.

[B]

I'm afraid to go Palm Beach. So, Baba, what else you got?

[C]

I don't even want to talk about Target, man. And not for that reason either one. We're gonna try. And you can check with Turley later on and see if the. I'm thinking the kid is able to probably use a Telephone. We're gonna try to talk to the. The little boy who fell into the gorilla.

[B]

Oh, good.

[E]

Actually, we're gonna get her in his studio. He's gonna be on his way in.

[D]

Really?

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

And just like that, you got all the. A gorilla got shot and everybody forgot about them bathrooms.

[D]

Yep.

[C]

Right.

[B]

It really was.

[D]

They were so twisted about the gorilla, nobody died.

[C]

When Clinton fell in, I had a.

[B]

Hey, I'll tell you how stupid it is. I had a conversation with the program directors about what our position was going to be on the gorilla.

[D]

You're not serious?

[B]

To sweet baby Jesus.

[C]

Did you tell him plain old missionary?

[D]

Oh, well, there it goes. That's the one that we brought up on Monday. And then one of them talked about having sex with a gorilla, which I don't think it was appropriate.

[B]

Missionary is a praise thing.

[D]

I used to listen to your morning show all the time, but now I'll.

[B]

Never listen again because of that Saturday.

[D]

Show about the gorilla.

[C]

Bring Back Red Nose Day.

[B]

Hang on, Bob. Hang on, Bob. You know, you can use my computer because it's got a different IP address now when you're writing this email.

[D]

Yeah, exactly.

[B]

Change it. Change it to. They said they were going to have sex with the gorilla.

[D]

Always loved your show. Until now.

[B]

Until now. Now Satan has taken you over.

[C]

I failed to find the humor in bestiality.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800-723, 4, 800, 800 radio.

[C]

Why don't we even go there, man? I was so jolly. I was laughing. I was laughing out loud. Happy. Not five minutes ago.

[B]

Hey, you've heard nothing until you heard the raccoon problem that I turned you off on accident. You haven't heard nothing until you heard the raccoon problem from last week.

[C]

How was the raccoon?

[D]

How did that turn out?

[B]

Do you not remember the raccoon story where I trapped a raccoon?

[C]

Like you got the solution from listeners. For many listeners on the air with.

[E]

Thousands of phone calls was a. Probably a Radio Gold segment.

[B]

It was pretty cool. Yeah, yeah, we had.

[E]

But there was a problem.

[B]

There was a problem, but. But it wasn't a problem in the people that have been causing the problem. So all my problems have been in one area every. How many stations are we on? 11 or 12. One station is the problem.

[D]

Yep.

[B]

But yes, last week it was the funniest damn thing. So I trapped a raccoon to quit eating up my trash. Actually, my old lady did.

[D]

It should be.

[B]

No.

[D]

How could that be a problem?

[B]

A socialist Dane. He should say wife. A socialist. Danish young lady.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

A Nordic. A Swede. Catches the raccoon. Not me.

[C]

Right. Live. Catches it live.

[B]

Like she looks like the. The Elsa frozen.

[C]

Gotcha.

[B]

She catches the raccoon. Yes. And we're trying to figure out what to do with it. People call in and shoot it. Shoot it. Save it. Save it. Shoot it. Shoot it. Save it, Save it.

[D]

Let it go.

[B]

Yeah, right. And then. And then the guy calls him from the animal control and he says, shoot it.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

And the radio station in Wichita Falls, Texas, is the one that caught the heat on this one. Really? Isn't that crazy? What I mean, mean, they've got varmint roundups, man. Yeah.

[D]

Really?

[B]

I mean, what did they catch?

[D]

Good morning. Welcome to the.

[B]

Got the wrong kind of heat when she got a hold of our old boy LP on his cell phone.

[D]

Really?

[B]

Yeah. No doubt you already know Babo and I have a friend up in Wichita Falls that. That runs.

[D]

We had a lady complain to the program director in.

[B]

But she got a hold of the general manager and what happened? And he started telling her about his chickens.

[C]

But you need. You need to understand what these animals do.

[B]

He started telling her about his chicken raisin.

[D]

Can I ask what the complaint was about?

[C]

The raccoon has. And this is going to be a.

[B]

Bad deal that people were saying, shoot it.

[D]

Oh, my Lord. What is wrong with this country?

[B]

JD I just want to turn the. I just want to turn the mics off and play. Play Eddie Raven.

[D]

Dude, I've been doing this for 35 years and they've never seen people so butthurt about any.

[B]

Everything.

[D]

If you're listening to your butthard, turn it off.

[C]

No, but you turn it off. You don't know this cat. I can hear that conversation now. Do you know they're talking about shooting a raccoon on there?

[B]

First thing.

[C]

First thing LP says is, well, what of it?

[D]

Right. Well, what of it?

[B]

That's about right, ma'. Am.

[D]

Turn it on.

[C]

Do you raise chickens?

[B]

Well, no, I don't. Well, I do, ma'. Am. And you know, these raccoons are coming in here and killing my chickens. And. And I'll be damned if I'm not going to kill these raccoons while they're killing my chickens. Because what's more important to you? Eating a good chicken or eating a good raccoon? Now, he did tell me this. And then he went on, Bobo. He went on. How much time do we have, Turley?

[E]

You got plenty of time.

[B]

He went on. He got a hold of the. The raccoon savior lady. Or she got a hold of him and then he went on to tell me a story about you, Bobbo. Oh, no.

[C]

I knew this was gonna come.

[B]

He asked me why this did not come up while we were talking about raccoons last week.

[C]

Because I don't like to talk about it.

[D]

Okay, well, what happened?

[B]

He said, ask. Ask Bobbo if Bobbo's ever had any of Larry Sanders barbecue raccoon.

[D]

Oh, my Lord, Bobbo.

[B]

And look at them.

[D]

I've never seen him stomped.

[C]

1997, here we go. We did a big remote every year at Larry's marina. And this was out on Lake Wichita when there was still. There's probably water in Lake Wichita again now, probably. Which we applaud. Right.

[B]

Has it been since 1996?

[C]

We're doing it. We're doing a big remote. Larry was, you know, probably a 40s guy, maybe, maybe early 50s. His mom and dad live out there. You know, they. They live just right nearby. We're doing a big radio remote. We've got the smoker going because we give away hot dogs at all of our remotes at 104 the bear.

[B]

The bear.

[C]

Classic rock for Wichita, One of our affiliates, the classic rock station Big shout.

[B]

Out to bear listeners.

[C]

Doing a big remote out there. And we're. We're smoking dogs, you know, and having a good time.

[B]

Smoking dogs.

[C]

Larry's mom brought a pot of barbecue out of the house. Sauce already in it, you know, cooked beef, we thought, set it on the smoker and said, I want to get some smoke flavor in there to make.

[D]

It a little better.

[C]

We thought, well, that's great. So Lindy said, babo, you ever had any hilarious Mama's barbecue? You ought to try it. I said, well, you know what? I think I will. I said, put some on that hot dog bun right there. Just put it on to try it, try it. And you know me, right, right. Jovial, accident prone and gullible as all get out. So I get a hot dog bunch and put some of this barbecue out of the pan that she brought out of the house. And the hot dog tasted it. Well, I mean, on the first instance, it didn't taste exactly like beef at all. Okay. Little gamey. And it's got. There's a form of greasiness too to it that I thought, man, this lady really doesn't know how to cook. I don't know if this is supposed to like pull pork or brisket or what. What is it?

[D]

Pulled something.

[C]

He said, well, now you can tell everybody that you've eaten coons. It was. It was raccoon that daddy. Daddy Larry's daddy had caught in a trap out there. And they cleaned it and cooked it up and she made like a chipped beef looking barbecue, you know, sandwich meat out of it.

[B]

And what did you do, sir? What I heard. I know what you did, but I want to hear it from you. Bobbo and I have not talked about this since I've realized projectile it. Oh, you threw up.

[C]

No, no, I didn't. I didn't throw up. I expelled what was in my mouth from my mouth and I made the rest of that sandwich disappear.

[B]

Oh, you just spit it out. Okay, so you didn't yuke. You didn't Bob Uker.

[C]

No, I do not recall.

[B]

Lindy's recall was that you ate plenty of it and it. Then you projectiled it all back.

[C]

I got a couple of big old bites before he told me.

[D]

That'S disgusting. That is disgusting.

[B]

So when we were talking about this last week, why didn't you share this with us? I actually.

[C]

It's been years ago. It's been almost 10 years ago. I didn't think.

[B]

He didn't think of it.

[D]

Man, that would stick in my mind. I would wake up every morning going, I ate raccoon. I ate raccoon.

[C]

Well, that's why I said, don't shoot it, whatever you do.

[B]

When I lived in Nakona, down the street on the Red river, there's Spanish Fort, Texas. And the mainstay of Spanish Fort is the Coon Hunters Lodge.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Boy, and they got them up there on the river too.

[B]

Boy, lots.

[C]

Yeah, they got an epidemic of raccoons up there.

[B]

So after all the heat, I. I let it out like a. Like a.

[D]

What'd you do?

[B]

This lady from Wichita Falls scared me. Why she scared me. That if.

[D]

If we can't talk about anything.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

There's nothing. There's not safe anymore.

[B]

I just let it go.

[D]

You let the raccoon go?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

He'll be back.

[B]

I took him down the road and dumped him like a. Like a. Like a bad raccoon.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

We live in the country. I took him out to the nowhere land. They let him go, but I. But I bought him a hamburger and a Diet Coke for all you raccoon lovers out there.

[C]

Very nice.

[B]

Before I let him out, I got him a hamburger and. And. And a medium fry.

[C]

How fast did he run away?

[B]

Pretty fast.

[D]

When is the pendulum gonna swing back and we're gonna stop getting butthurt about Everything, everything, everything but hurt is I can't say.

[C]

Yeah, that's a little racy to comment there.

[D]

All right, I'm in. Time out. Turn my mic off.

[C]

Turn my mic off.

[B]

A little salty there, dog.

[D]

In fact, unplug my mic just to make a. Just to make a point.

[B]

It's early Saturday morning. Maybe we got all this out of our system and we can go on and.

[D]

Oh, there'll be someone and get in. We know who you are.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio is the call in number. Houston, Texas, Dallas, Texas, South Louisian, all of west Texas. Amarillo, Oklahoma City. Good morning. I'm so sorry about the Thunder game. It killed me because I love the thunder. Arkansas rock listeners, sports listeners, country listeners. The new station we're on in Arkansas's country.

[C]

Oh, is he really?

[B]

And the station we're going on in south Louisiana, New Orleans country. We got to play a commercial. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf. Call and we'll buy your car.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[B]

This is.

[A]

Is the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

Cult of personality in living color. Is that what they're called? Yep. I've heard the song forever. Love it. What do you see? J.D.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

You have a story you want to. Good morning, J.D. ryan. Good morning, Bobo. We will be here until these first stations that start at 8 will be here till 11. And then the guys that pick up at 9, we go to noon. Four hours total.

[D]

Oh, just all the rain with all the flooding. There's been videos of stupid people going through water, driving another car gets floated away. You just wonder. You wonder one or two things. Are you that stupid? Or b, is it an insurance fraud?

[C]

But Stupid's awfully harsh, J.D.

[D]

What would you call it?

[C]

Ah, you know, lacking of judgment.

[D]

You're right. I don't want anyone upset this guy. Christopher Blake Sledge. Yes. We said your name. Yes. We're proud of you. Johnson county ignored warning sign Johnson County. Johnson County.

[B]

I live in Johnson.

[D]

I know you do. That's why this is even better.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

In a place called the old foamy area.

[B]

No idea.

[D]

Okay. Anyway, there was a lot like an.

[B]

Old poor house bathhouse to me.

[C]

The kids get on park.

[D]

On the weekend, a large deployment of Johnson county first responders as well as the national guard were called to the scene to a high water rescue. Okay. But by that time, Sledge had gone. Basically, he Went through. He went around the barriers, got caught. His car got washed away. He got out of the car and got away.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Okay. After a long search, police locally located and arrested Sledge. He is charged with disobeying warning signs or signs over the road. That's a class B misdemeanor, which is set at 500 bucks. I don't think that's enough.

[B]

My wife said this morning that if you go around the warning signs and get stuck, they will give you a dwi. It's like. I don't think that's right. I don't think that's right.

[D]

That's not right.

[C]

And they catch you stuck.

[D]

They will. Yeah. She's mixed two stories up.

[B]

That's not right. Andrew, good morning. You're on the air. What have you got? Is the call thing working? Hang on, caller. There it is. Andrew, good morning. You there, Andrew?

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

What have you got, sir?

[F]

Good morning.

[B]

Good morning.

[F]

2013 Ford F150.

[B]

Okay, how many miles floating around?

[F]

40,000.

[B]

Where are you calling from?

[F]

I'm calling from Fort Worth.

[B]

Fort Worth, Texas. If you've been high, watering in it.

[F]

No, no, no. That's just. Just work truck driving back and forth, being dry.

[B]

Okay. Two wheel drive or four?

[F]

It's a. It's a four leather cloth cloth.

[B]

23 grand.

[F]

That sounds really fair.

[B]

Is it have a. Does it have a clean carfax?

[F]

Yeah, it's this clean car. It's owned by the company. But you know, we gotta get something newer.

[B]

So are you in position to sell it or do you have to bounce it off of someone else?

[F]

No, no, I got the green light. I can do it.

[B]

Did you already go to carmax?

[F]

I did.

[B]

That's why he's got the green light. So what did they hit it at?

[F]

22.

[B]

Ah. And I hit it at 23. Okay, so they. You brought them. Your bosses talked about the Carmax offer. 22. And they said, go get more. If you get more, sell it.

[F]

That's what they said.

[B]

Can I. What if I give you 22? Two. And you and I split the other 800.

[F]

My bus is pretty close. I don't think that's going to fly.

[B]

You don't think he's listening on the radio?

[F]

No, he's sitting right here with me.

[B]

All right, I'll give 23. It's all good. So where are we going to do this?

[F]

How? I don't know. How do we do that?

[B]

You can bring it by my office in Fort Worth or any. Or we'll send a driver to your house to pick it up. And all the listeners outside of the Fort Worth area, we pick them up at your, at your house. And in Houston, Texas, we have a drop area also. Anyway, here's what you do. Go to givemetheven.com givemethevin.com say, I sold John my truck this morning for 23 grand. I want to bring it to you or will you come get it? And they'll just the buyer's room. They'll send you a checklist of what we need. Boom, boom, boom. And we can have you paid today.

[F]

Oh, fantastic. All right.

[B]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 800-800- radio. Oh, I like that song.

[D]

So if we probably need to be.

[B]

Playing the Willie Nelson version since we're on two country stations now. I never thought this deal would work on a country station.

[C]

Why not?

[B]

I don't know. But it's working.

[D]

Country's not country anymore, first of all.

[B]

Well, here, here's what we're the country stations we're starting to go on, right? Cumulus came out with a new station called Nash Icon. They had Nash FM that they launched that's Bro country about three years ago or four years ago. And then Nash Icon is like four months old. And that's like 97.1 in Houston. The, the country legends. It's okay. It's, it's Garth.

[D]

It's Garth and Toby and Reba and.

[B]

Reba and George Stray. You got should be called good country.

[C]

It should be called instead of people singing country, not suck country.

[D]

Actual country.

[B]

Actual country. Yeah. So. But lp, your boy Lindy made a good point.

[D]

That's a program director.

[B]

Well, he's not a program director. He's a GM at Cumulus. Okay. He's actually the oldest standing employee in the entire company now that the dickies are gone.

[D]

Really?

[B]

Yeah. He made a comment. He said, wolf, I grew up on ac, DC and Metallahead. He couldn't say, right. And, and you know, and Aerosmith and I still listen to that country. He said your classic rock guys and your Nash Icon listeners are the same people.

[C]

That's right.

[B]

And I agree with him.

[D]

I do, too.

[B]

He said, see, Yalls bad BS just flows right into both of them. They're cool. We'll be right back. 800-800-Radio. My name's John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

Tony's beer is coming out. Did you see that, Turley?

[E]

Actually, it's out now.

[B]

The Toady's Beer Company box Slider is.

[E]

One of their beers.

[B]

Bock Slider.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

I like that. Yeah.

[C]

Why are we not drinking some of that right now?

[B]

We need to have Lisa back up in the studio. I enjoyed that day. That was years ago. Lisa Umbarger, the bassist for the Toadies, came up and told us the story about how her and Todd and all them worked at the sound warehouse right down the street from us right now, one mile away. No, no, no. Was it Barry or Kambui? Kambui. And she. They were all working there. Just employees. And 18 years old. She didn't know how to play bass. They wanted to put this deal together.

[D]

Wow.

[B]

And I had the Toadies. I produced Toadies a lot when.

[D]

Right.

[B]

I had the bars. Because the Hop in Fort Worth, which we bought, which turned into the Aardvark. Yeah. It had the Toadies all the time in the plaid pig. Anyway, I love the Toadies. I think that that's our classic rock band now. Aren't they.

[D]

Are they back together, Man?

[E]

It's close.

[B]

Yeah, I think they're classic.

[D]

Do they have anything new out?

[E]

I mean, they are, but they're not all together anymore. Lisa doesn't play with them.

[B]

Turley, I've been told from programming that we need to start getting our celebrity guests like we used to.

[D]

Okay, what does that mean, like we used to?

[B]

Well, we had Simon Cowell. We had Cheech and Chong. We had all these people that we used to.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

But we actually realized that we're funnier than they are, so we quit inviting them in.

[D]

Sure.

[B]

But they want them back in because when they heard our demo tape, we had a bunch of celebrities on there.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

Yeah. Bobbo, you're a celebrity.

[C]

You know, that's true.

[D]

You're a variety of celebrities.

[B]

We have Paul Harvey.

[C]

Hi, everybody. My name is Uncle Baba.

[B]

J.D. you're a celebrity.

[D]

I'm Casey Kazo. Keep looking up. That's where it all is.

[B]

Right. Baba, you have. Is Paul Harvey coming in today?

[C]

Yeah, we. There's actually a report sitting on my desk here.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Really?

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800, radio. J.D. i want to get back with you to the. I want to grab this phone call, and then I want to get to the barriers. High Water crossing. I've got stories about that. I've done that a lot. Gene, good morning. You're on there.

[F]

Surprise. How are you?

[D]

Good.

[B]

Good, good. A 13 Vette. Is it a convertible or an automatic? I mean, or a hard top?

[F]

It's not a vet.

[B]

Oh. What is it?

[F]

It's a 2013 Z01 Camaro.

[B]

Oh, she put vet. Big difference. What. What color is it?

[F]

It's charcoal with black wheels.

[B]

How many miles?

[F]

22, three.

[B]

I bought one of these. I bought three of them. The last one I had was about six months ago, and I gave 38 grand for it. How many miles are on yours?

[F]

22, 300, give or take.

[B]

Mine had like 4,000 miles on it. What do you want for it?

[F]

I'm looking to get hopefully around 37, 38 for it.

[B]

Oh, it's a 13. I don't know if ours was a 14. Turley, do you remember the last one we had, the red one?

[E]

I think it was a 14.

[B]

I think it was a 14. With 4,000 miles.

[E]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Let me look this up. 38. Is it a convertible or Coop? Yours. Hold on. I'll get the answer real quick. Is it clean? Carfax. Any problems?

[F]

No, it's clean.

[B]

Okay. 616. Yeah. 22,000 miles. What if I gave you 35 for it?

[F]

I'll think about it.

[B]

I don't want to think about it. We're not here to think. We're here to do damn business. Now, boy, you got in line. You waited your turn. Here you are. We're gonna do some business or not.

[D]

Well, that's.

[B]

Hi, Gene. How are you? We sure missed you, man.

[C]

A Gene, that used car you're looking at today, somebody's gonna buy tomorrow.

[B]

What will you take for it? I want to buy it. Or is this even real? Are you just calling to say hi?

[F]

No, it's real. I just. It's not. I mean, I'm probably gonna do this in the next couple weeks. I want to get an idea because I've got to probably get rid of it because my wife lost her job. So. No, don't help us out.

[B]

What did she do? You're 37. I'm 35. If I write you a check for 36, do I own a 13 vet that turned into a Camaro?

[F]

Well, then that'll be a Transformer car, right?

[B]

I want to buy it. I'm a buyer. I'm a junkie. I'm a deal junkie.

[F]

Can I call you back in a week?

[B]

You can go to. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN.com, g. Give me the VIN.Com. put the VIN number in. Push the picks. Say, John, you know, just in the info say we talked about this on the air. John said he'll give 36. He said send me the stuff.

[F]

John said 36.

[B]

Yep.

[F]

All right, we'll do.

[B]

Thanks. And that goes for anybody. Give me the vin.com is our website. You don't have to call into the show. You can just go to the website and put it in in our buying room. Will load it up and spit it out. Email real quick. Cody Anderson. An 01 Volvo S80 with 135 is worth like a thousand. 15,000 bucks maybe. 1500. Isn't that weird?

[F]

Yes, sir.

[B]

I hate that. I mean, why does it depreciate so much? It's an insult. I don't know.

[F]

But you know, no one just appreciates the windshield wipers on the headlights. I'm just saying, I, I'm, I'm, I'm.

[B]

I'm insulted to offer you that for a car that cost what, $40,000?

[F]

Yeah, well, I, I, I was young and dumb. I still am young and dumb. But when I got the car, I got it from a, the old cars and stuff and needed a car right then my truck was just not doing anything for me and I ended up paying twenty five hundred dollars. I know, I know.

[B]

I'll still give a thousand. Eight hundred. Eight hundred, seven two, three, four. Eight hundred, eight hundred radio. Sorry about hanging up for you, Cody, but you were going into the long version of the story. I thought he had a funny, like a dirty joke about wipers on headlights and I was trying to get it. I didn't get it.

[C]

They really got him. It's funny looking.

[B]

No, I know, but I did, I was thinking, well, I was thinking about brothels and wipers on the headlights. And the reason I was thinking about brothels is because we were talking to that last guy about the buyer's room next door buyers room. So we have like a big bullpen trading desk with all these buyers in it that are answering emails and text messages and sending out offers from givemetheven.com. but I'll get to my point, J.D. i'm waiting.

[C]

I promise I'm looking at it.

[B]

I promise I'll get there. We had a guy go down with the clap. No, I mean the flu.

[D]

The flu.

[B]

And then we had another one. The next gunshot wound.

[D]

No, it was a cold.

[B]

And then the next day we had another one go down with the flu. And then we had another one go down with the flu. And I was like, my God, they're gonna put me out of business. We need to get us the nurse over here start giving people shots. And I was like, this is how a brothel owner feels when his girls start going down.

[C]

Right, sure.

[D]

Now I follow you.

[B]

And that's why I was thinking about brothels. And that's why when he said windshield wipers on the headlights, I was thinking about boobs.

[D]

That took you to boobs. My God.

[B]

I'm a man. You are my man. My. I think about boobs.

[D]

My man. Yeah, that's good. That was a nice long trip.

[B]

And people ask why I don't do hard drugs. I don't need a man. I've never done acid. I've never done coke. I don't need it because I'm there already, dog. So back to the guy getting baked and driving through the river.

[D]

We don't know that he was baked, but his name is Christopher Blake Sledge. Johnson county drove around the little warning signs that the cops put up and basically got caught and they arrested him. It's not that big of a deal. Class B misdemeanor, the bond set, 500 bucks. But the fact is, you know, you waste people's time, you waste people's energy. And furthermore, you risk the. The first responders coming up to save your ass.

[B]

I have an argument.

[D]

Go ahead.

[B]

You live in the country. Yes, Johnson County. Been there all my life.

[D]

You live in the country.

[B]

You buy a four wheel drive truck or suv.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

You invest.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

In lifting this unit.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

And putting 35 inch BF Goodrich all terrains and outlaw two wheels and putting a glass pack on it and making you a bad some and putting some LED lights and getting you something that'll do something. I mean, you built a Ford Raptor before Ford built the Ford Raptor. And when the water gets high, you go to looking for it, baby.

[D]

Okay?

[B]

You go to looking for it. Hey. And I'm one of them. And you put on Hank Williams Jr. And you might be a little damn drunk. Okay. And you go drive it through high water.

[D]

And then if you get caught and you die. Shut up.

[C]

Right.

[D]

No one's coming to save you.

[B]

That's right. Nobody's going to say I've done this a lot, JD And I've never been washed away.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Cuz I'm good at it.

[D]

No, you're not good. That's like a drunk getting home and saying I'm good at.

[B]

There's people that walk high wires, man.

[C]

No, he's right. I've lived in the country, JP and what John is saying is all that guy needed was a little Copenhagen and he'd have made it just okay.

[B]

He had a steadier hand. He'd have known what he was doing. My old lady got into some high water this week. She's from Sweden, and she screwed it up. And she showed me a video of what she said. Can I do this? Can I do that? You can, but you got to do it right. And if you don't know what you're doing when you get into a high water situation, you don't need to be messing with it. If you want to do it, I'll. If you got a good rig. Land Cruiser for. I mean, if you guys.

[D]

How about a military vehicle that turned over yesterday and killed a bunch of people?

[B]

Because that is not the right rig. Dude, it's two boxes.

[D]

That's not a right rig. It's built for that. Water will kill you.

[B]

Water will kill you.

[D]

Okay, we're. We're. We're sort of having fun again, being this. Being silly. But please, if you're. If you're listening to us and think we're being serious, don't drive through water. Okay?

[B]

No, this is true, but use your brain, country folks.

[D]

Yeah, and if you get stranded, hang on. We're not coming to get you.

[B]

Look at the. There's difference between driving through water where you know the terrain and moving rivers. That's not what I'm talking about.

[D]

That's been washed away. You don't know that the road's still there if it's got six inches of water on it. You don't even know the road's still there.

[C]

Well, that's the rule of thumb. You never drive where moving water covers the road, period. No matter how deep.

[D]

Thank you.

[C]

That's the rule of thumb. John's just saying.

[D]

Here we go.

[C]

You know, if you're. If you know, it's. I mean, you know the terrain. You can tell by the level across there and the level right here. It's not that deep. And you can make it. You can make it.

[B]

But if it's moving, it's a river. Deal. No, no, no, no. That's bad news.

[D]

Well, just moving over the road. Don't drive through.

[B]

No, hell no, thank you. Because it'll sweep you off. Hey, officers, I'm talking about ranch riding around and the ponds are run over.

[D]

Yeah, right.

[B]

The ponds are blown over and you can go through that with your four wheeler. Maybe don't. Maybe I shouldn't have said anything.

[D]

I was so close to getting this out of the ditch.

[C]

You're giving everybody bad flashbacks.

[B]

Jd.

[D]

Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm just saying, I mean, it's just.

[B]

There's no. I've enjoyed my time riding four wheelers after big rain. I've had to winch them out with cars and truck, trucks, tractors. But I've lost one. I had to, like I told, one.

[D]

Yeah. If you're looking at a road and the water's going over it. No, don't drive through it.

[B]

No, no, no.

[C]

I sunk a car once.

[D]

However, if you really. If your life is saved by a rhyme, turn around, don't drown.

[B]

If you're out riding your four wheeler around your ranch and it's high water runoff.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Put on a life jacket.

[D]

There you go.

[C]

There you go. Or just ask yourself, what would Felix Unger do?

[B]

Who is Felix Unger? John, good morning, you're on there. John Byers, good morning. You're on the air. Morning, John.

[G]

Morning.

[F]

How are you?

[B]

Good. What have you got? I see 07. Hey Brit, you need to put extended cab, crew cab, four wheel drive, Etc. There's about 5,000 versions of 09 Chevy Silverado. All right, so John, what have you got? 09 Chevy Silverado.

[E]

What?

[F]

It's the Texas edition with 5.3 liter.

[B]

Engine, two wheel drive or 4?

[F]

2.

[B]

Has it been flooded out?

[F]

Has it been what now?

[B]

Is it a flood car?

[F]

No garage cash since the day I bought it. Got 78,000 miles on it.

[B]

Leather or cloth?

[F]

Cloth.

[B]

Does 13 grand put her to sleep?

[F]

Well, I don't know. It's only got 78,000 miles on it. Been it's glitter. Didn't have a scratch on it.

[B]

Well, it doesn't have 30 on it.

[F]

No.

[B]

What's it take to buy it?

[F]

Like 15?

[C]

You're pretty close.

[F]

I mean it's.

[B]

Did you say yes on the leather and no on the leather?

[F]

No, no leather.

[B]

Do you have another car to drive if I buy it from you?

[F]

I've got a couple, yeah.

[B]

Okay, so if we make a deal, I bought the truck and you don't have to tell me some story about how you got to go find something first.

[F]

No, I'm gonna think about it. I mean it's just. I'm just listening to the radio show and been thinking about getting rid of it. Sits in the garage, but actually taking it for a drive right now.

[B]

Okay, well, I think I'll buy it. So I'm thinking about buying it if you're thinking about selling it. Now I'm a smart ass man. You gotta understand, part of the reason you're listening to us on the radio show because I'm a big old smartass. Yeah. So I've got to keep being a smart ass on the radio to keep guys like you entertained. So if you like that, if you're thinking about selling it, I'm thinking about maybe giving 15 grand. But until you get a little closer to your thinking, I will have to ease up on my thinking, and we'll see where I think. But if you want to get serious and you want to sell you something, then you need to tell me that now. My thinking might change.

[D]

Bring it on.

[F]

Well, I'm a thinking man. That's why I say I get what I'm getting.

[B]

I will go to givemetheven.com and load it up and say, I'll take this for it. I ain't thinking. I ain't telling you. And we'll buy it. 800. 800-723-4. My name is John Clay wolf. We'll be right back. Uno momento. 4, 4, 4. Givemetheven.com Put your VIN number and your miles, press go. My guys will email you an offer letter. I'm in the room bidding the numbers as well. We do it all day long. We buy a thousand cars a month. We're the largest wholesale dealer in the whole region. GiveMeTheEven.com the V I N. Yes, I want to buy your car. That's what I do. And I'm the best at it. And if I don't beat a current carmax offer, I'll overn check for $100.

[C]

Sell us your car.

[A]

Now. Back to the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show.

[B]

Sean Martin.

[F]

Hey, brother. What's going on?

[B]

Nada. Nada. Where you calling from? Dallas, Texas.

[F]

Yes, sir.

[B]

13 Dodge Dart. You didn't just get a dart. When you gave up and bought a dart, you said, hey, I'm still gonna try to be cool and get the GT.

[C]

They have a 13 Dodge Dart.

[B]

They have a 13 Dodge Dart GT.

[C]

I didn't know they made the Dart.

[D]

They did make the darties started again.

[B]

Were you, like, cool? I mean, at what point in this negotiation did you bump up, say, hey, I'm gonna go for the gt. I'm feeling crazy?

[F]

Well, they. They brought something out. I was actually looking at, just trying to get myself to drive to work. And then they pulled this out, and it had the. The tiger shark motor, the leather, everything on it. So I just. I couldn't pass up on it.

[B]

It got you hot.

[D]

It's not a Bad looking car. I'm looking at the picture.

[B]

Let me see a picture of it. What color is yours, Cart?

[F]

Mine's silver.

[B]

Okay, what's your payoff?

[F]

Okay, there's a silver, it's about 15.

[B]

You tanked, flipped, slammed into the wall. Has anyone ever just beat the hell out of you, like taking you and just jammed you into a wall and just beat you up to where you like needed paramedics?

[F]

Oh yeah. Is that what happened?

[B]

Yeah, that, that the car is a $10,000 car with 40,000 miles on it.

[F]

Wow.

[B]

I'm sorry about that. That's you, it's not me. I, I, that's why I got out of the retail business. I feel sorry for people that are flipped that by Dodge Darts and Mitsubishi's. When they buy Mitsubishi's, they're slammed. And when they buy Dodge Darts, they're slammed. Get a Wrangler, they don't depreciate as bad. Get a Cummins, get a Honda or Toyota, they don't appreciate that bad oranges.

[C]

Think only four more years to go.

[B]

If you, if you buy a regular domestic car, four door anything, it's gonna fall to the floor on resale.

[D]

Sure.

[B]

It's weird. Really? Yeah. I mean I, I hate to just brand it up that bad, but the Impala, the cab, I mean, just what, what doesn't depreciate over depreciate. This domestic, this a four door regular car. They all do. Yeah. I just came up with this theory, but I think I've like, I'm onto something. We'll figure it out. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Are we done talking about high water crossings? Because I, I, you're making me want to go muddy.

[D]

Well, you should go and have a good time.

[B]

The ride of the week this week, right, is a Toyota 4Runner TRD.

[D]

Yeah, baby.

[B]

And it's khaki and it's got black wheels. And I'm in love with it. Turley.

[E]

Man, it is bad.

[B]

I love that rig.

[E]

Everybody's like, oh, what is that?

[B]

What is that? It looks like a, do you want.

[E]

To do the review right now?

[B]

Yeah. It looks like something out of Africa.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Like the movie out of Africa.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

For the ride of the week.

[B]

So this week Toyota gave us a 16 Toyota 4Runner TRD edition. 4 wheel drive, 4Runner things bad to the bone.

[D]

There's a picture of it on your Facebook. Or is it the show on the.

[B]

Show Facebook on the John Clay Wolf show. But it, it reminds me, it makes Me feel like I'm in the movie out of Africa.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

It's khaki and it has black wheels and it makes you want to go hunt an elephant.

[D]

Excellent. Beautiful, beautiful vehicle. I saw it.

[B]

Or take pictures of an elephant.

[D]

Or take. Just take pictures.

[B]

Go on a picture taking safari or a 300 window. Whatever your deal is. It can do both. But this thing is badass. Yeah, it looks defender, like a Land Rover Defender. It's kind of got that look defenders.

[D]

Like it could go anywhere.

[B]

This one is a Ford Raptor truck. Yeah, it's like a Toyota 4Runner Ford Raptor. No, I'm really.

[D]

You must love it.

[B]

Yeah, it's 42 grand.

[D]

I was gonna say. Well, that's not bad.

[B]

Really not for as cool as leathered up, sunroofed up. It drives like a champ. It drives like a BMW. Well, or meets Toyota. It's like BMW had sex with a. It's like a German had sex with a Japanese dude. The look is. I think it was a German woman had sex with a Japanese dude. And I just like this.

[D]

I'm gonna go four wheeling with it.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

All right. Go buy a new Toyota 4Runner TRD. That is my message for the day. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[D]

Now if you do go through some high water and you get your car flooded out, people saying, well, how do I know the difference between a flooded car? They same carfax has come out with the. They're basically saying 25. Excuse me, 250,000 flooded vehicles that are floating all over the country. And they say, really? Unless a mechanic looks at it, it's very hard to tell the difference once they get all cleaned up.

[B]

Well, here's what you do. You press on the carpet.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

So like what if it's been a.

[D]

While and they really cleaned it?

[B]

I mean, I mean it's been years.

[D]

You can't see. Yeah.

[B]

And if it's been years and dried out, fine, it's no sweat. But like right now we've got ways to. We. We have some special meters.

[D]

Oh, really?

[B]

When we're picking up these cars from people on. Give me the vin. Because we come to people's homes, we pick up their cars. We've got two processes that we can check a car and see if it's recently been wet. Okay.

[D]

All right, cool. That's what I was going to ask.

[B]

You, but we're smarter than most.

[D]

Yeah, well, the. The carfax is saying to a quarter of a million of them Are floating around.

[B]

I had to go. We actually did a training session with our inspectors the other day.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

On what to look for in, in this kit that we have.

[D]

Yeah, I mean cuz in Texas you're going to have a few more after the last.

[B]

We haven't caught anyone doing it. Trying to sell us a flood car. Well, we did one person but. And they immediately. But they told us about it on the phone. When we're like, hey, we're coming and we're going to do this, we're going to inspect it. Is this a flood car? Yes. Okay, we got.

[D]

What does that do for the value?

[B]

Cut it in half.

[D]

Half. Really?

[B]

Wow. Depending on what it is.

[D]

Okay. Cuz once it hits the carfax, it'll say flood flooded vehicle.

[B]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800.

[D]

Rad difference between a car that just gets in high water and one that gets submerged.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Okay. I just wondered.

[B]

Flood means my truck's been in high water, but it ain't been stuck yet.

[D]

Well, I just made. God, you're so cocky. I just mean if, if you get in there and you, your mats get wet versus the water goes over the windshield, there's. That's a difference.

[C]

I did that once with my CRX, Ryan.

[B]

A 98 Prelude with 51,000 miles on it. Hey.

[E]

Hey.

[B]

Really?

[F]

Yes sir.

[B]

What do you want for that?

[F]

It's actually a right hand drive type S from Japan. It's a true, true import.

[B]

You sound like a woman. Just, just, just giving me all this curveballs and I mean, I mean. What, what?

[F]

I don't know. I think, I think it's a dime. I think it's a, it's a dime. It's got 51,000 miles. It's. I got him out of Atlanta. It came over the boat and.

[B]

Is your dime and my dime the same dime?

[F]

No, probably not.

[B]

Yeah, I'm, I'm thinking a thousand. He's thinking ten thousand.

[F]

Yeah, for me.

[B]

But when you say a dime, what are you talking a thousand bucks?

[F]

No, I'm.

[B]

No, no, no.

[F]

I'm. I'm thinking 9800 to 9. As low as I could take. I mean that's what I think it's worth.

[B]

Right. I'm looking at a market report. Hey, I'm looking at a market report. Like where these things actually have sold recently. Like for real money. Done deals. Hammer drops. The highest one in the world has been 3000. And so they this week, 3000 with 65,000 miles on a 98 Prelude. Sh 1800 for 82,000 mile and 4300 for a 82,000 mile. Sorry, 4300 is the highest. 149 on the clock brought 1700. So they're, you know, the nice ones are four grand and the junk ones are a thousand. And yours is probably as nice as it could be. But it ain't no dime, dog.

[F]

The only dime that you diamond in 10,000 prize. But it's a dime. It's. It's number one of three in. In Texas right now.

[B]

Three of Texas. Yeah. Well, you know Ryan's BMX, I like. He's a BMX racer. That's cool. I'm looking at your. Your email address. I think you got a hold of a dime. I think you got a hold of a dime. I think you got a hold of a dime bag this morning when you told me you wanted 10 grand for this thing.

[F]

No, I smoke every day.

[B]

All right. You and Bobbo have that in common.

[C]

Don't hang that sign on me, man.

[B]

Oh, nine Nissan 350Z with 86. Is it a touring or is it a. Is it a nismo or what?

[F]

It is a grand touring.

[B]

Grand touring. Grand touring. The nismo's around.

[F]

Touring.

[B]

Hey, if anyone wants to sell a nismo, I finally figured out what that means. And I like them because they bring a lot of money. I made some money on a nismo the other day and I'm like, why is this car bringing so much? Like, because it's a real nismo. Like, oh, that's what some crazy ass package. Bob o'. Donnell.

[C]

We're all dying to hear what a nismo is.

[B]

I still don't know how to explain it, but it's a three.

[C]

Yes, you do.

[B]

It's a 350Z with cool spoilers on it.

[E]

370Z.

[B]

370Z with cool spoilers on it. And it's like a M series Nissan.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

But without the big engine.

[C]

I know exactly what you're talking.

[B]

Okay, Larry, Is this a 350 or 370Z Nismo?

[F]

It's a 350 convertible or.

[B]

You said it's a grand touring. Convertible or coupe?

[F]

It. Convertible, yeah.

[B]

Okay. Automatic or stick?

[F]

It is automatic. Black on black. Real nice.

[B]

Now, what's the difference between a grand touring and an enthusiast? Nobody knows.

[F]

It might be the pedals.

[B]

Nobody knows.

[F]

The racing pedals. I don't know.

[B]

You gotta. In these damn Nissans. You got touring, grand touring, nismo, base. I mean, there's. I don't know. I don't So I don't know, is it eight grand maybe?

[F]

The cloth I was looking for more like 13. Actually.

[B]

It's 09, man with 86.

[C]

Damn.

[B]

Do you have a payoff?

[F]

Yeah, I do, actually. Yeah.

[B]

What's your payoff?

[F]

Payoff is right around 13.

[B]

You don't say.

[F]

I'm looking to get out from underneath it.

[B]

You don't say. So your payoff in the value of.

[C]

Your car are exactly the same.

[B]

Exactly. And this eight thousand around there, you know. You know this eight thousand dollar car we need to give thirteen for because the bank says screw them and screw that. No, it's about eight grander, man. Brian. 87 Pontiac Trans Am and GTA with 40. I love the classic car calls. Sure. Hey, dude, I got a 72 Nova and the tranny is all rebuilt. The engine's still in the cherry picker. Me and my uncle Jimbo been working on it in the evenings. And the. The tranny's on a come along behind the barbecue off the porch of the back of the trailer.

[C]

We once gave Cheech a ride to the first In N out burger in Scottsdale, Arizona.

[B]

What you give me for it when it's finished? Brian? Oh, shoot.

[F]

I got another voice again.

[B]

Brian, I'm sorry I lost you. 87 Pundit Drain. 87. 87. 87. 87.87 with 42. What color is it?

[F]

Sapphire Black.

[B]

Is it? Do you want like a stupid money for it or you own the money with it?

[F]

No, I know what it's worth and stuff. I just want to know what your offer beyond it. I'm a second owner. I have all the original paperwork except the decal.

[B]

Right. So what it's worth. Let me, let me. I want to educate everybody. What it's worth is not what they bring on Barrett Jackson and it's not what everybody's asking for them online. Because I have sold a lot of classic cars and they don't sell for what people are asking. So, like on regular cars, 13 grand at the dealership, they'll take 11. Yeah, okay. Classic. 25 grand. In Hemmings Motor News, they'll take eight. No, I mean the. The swing and the negotiation on these old cars. Holy hell. It's ridiculous. And the reason you never see any old ones priced right, because when they're priced right, they sell. They're off the line.

[C]

Right number.

[B]

So what. What is. What is it worth? You tell me. You know more about this car than I do.

[F]

It's about 15 grams worth. Worth.

[B]

Okay. What will you take for it?

[F]

10 to 12 is what I'm looking.

[B]

Okay. It's a GTA. On a scale of 1 to 10, how nice is it?

[F]

I've had it repainted because it had spider web cracks. I mean, it's. It's got a couple chips.

[B]

It's got 40, 000 miles. We got to keep. I gotta keep clicking. Go to givemetheven.com givemethevin.com. push the pictures of it. Push the VIN number. Let me do a little research. I think. I think it's a $8,000 car, but I need to check it out. I'm not sure. I'm. I. You're not. We're not miles away. It's worth. It's worth working on. So go to. Give me the vin.com. load it up. Let me look.

[F]

Okay.

[B]

All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Did you see where Bill Murray from Carl was at colonial this week?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

With Jordan Spieth. Yeah, that's playing. Did you see it?

[C]

Yeah. Flowers around his hat. He had that.

[B]

He had the hat of Carl. Yeah, he did. From caddyshack. He was going through his caddyshack routine was awesome. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[D]

Cinderella story.

[E]

I wonder how much he was paid to come down because that's what they do. It's for a pro am type thing.

[B]

I thought it would be best career.

[C]

Wise to step out of line, like, for a while. But then Jordan speed came up. He wanted to be. He wanted to be friends, and he needed a little guidance. And so they said TV cameras would be long, and so I've got that going for me. So that's nice.

[B]

800-800-7234 is the call number. Give me the VI. And when you've heard us bid these cars, we do it all day, every day online at our website, givemetheven.com vi so you go to our website, give me the vin.com, put in 17 digits, push a couple of pictures, and we will email you an offer letter. We buy a lot of cars. That way, you'll never see us. We'll never meet you. We send people to your home with a check in hand. We will pay off your payoff. If I don't beat CarMax by 100 bucks, I will. I know. If I don't beat carmax, I'll just send you 100 bucks. 800, 800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. His name's J.D. ryan Babo. We'll be right back in a momento port forward. So just to remind you guys, this is what we do real quick. We buy and sell cars on the air. Or just to give me the vin.com. joe, you got a 94 runner with 200,000 miles on it. You know what it's worth?

[F]

Oh, kind of got an ideal of what they're selling for. I mean, this.

[B]

This one is 500 bucks. Sam, good morning. You got a 2010 Camry with a buck 44 on it. Is it leather or cloth?

[F]

It's a cloth.

[B]

It's worth. What's it worth? What's it worth? Four grand. 4,500. Five grand. Five grand, nice. We take five grand for it now.

[F]

It'S looking more around like eight or nine.

[B]

At 144, you need to quit driving so much and quit miling these things out. I'll give six grand. Winston, good morning. 07 Tundra with 136. Is it four wheel drive or two?

[F]

Two wheel drive.

[B]

Two wheel drive, extended. Cab. The big back door, the small back door, extended. Does 10 grand buy. Does 10 grand buy the truck, 10 grand? Okay. I mean, you guys, you got to get real. We buy them high. I buy 100, 200 cars a week. But if you're on crack, I can't give crack money. I give the top of the market. And if I don't give it, I'll pay you $100 so you can go buy some more crack.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

What time is it, man?

[D]

It is now 9:33 Central Time.

[B]

Good morning, J.D.

[D]

Good morning, John Clearwell.

[B]

Happy Saturday. Babo. Turley, are you awake? What time did you get here to start working on the show?

[E]

Today was 5:30.

[B]

Only 5:30? Yeah. Oh, wow. You're taking all this prep stuff serious.

[D]

Some of us should.

[B]

Somebody takes it serious.

[D]

Somebody should.

[B]

800. 800. 7234 is the call in number and the website's givemetheven.com.

[D]

I just want to reach out through Facebook and strangle someone. They need to have a strangle icon, you know, man, I put this picture up of Muhammad Ali with a butterfly on one finger and a bee on the other. It's a beautiful picture of him years ago. And I said last night before I went to bed, I saw that he had passed at 74 years old. And I said, finally free to actually float like a butterfly or a bee. Good job and Godspeed.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Nice.

[D]

Very nice. A friend of mine said, a Facebook friend, I should Say, I don't think he accepted Jesus, so. Oh, I'm gonna dot your eyes. Really? First of all, I mean, you. Makes you want to go off on them on Facebook. Strangle icon.

[B]

Strangle icon.

[D]

Whatever it is.

[B]

I like that.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Zuckerberg, if you're listening, strangle icon. Test that.

[D]

But seriously, I mean, come on, really? He didn't accept Jesus so.

[C]

Well, how do you know?

[D]

Yeah, how do you know?

[B]

Well, he says Islamic, first of all, and that he. He wasn't a Christian. Yep.

[C]

There are a lot of ways everyone.

[B]

So does everyone that's not a Christian not go.

[D]

You're really going on a really deep subject. You're opening a very deep subject according.

[C]

To these Emmy award winners we have in this part of the world.

[D]

Right? Right. Yeah. If you don't, if you don't say this, this little dance and do this little dance.

[B]

What if you're a Mormon?

[D]

Then God won't accept you into heaven. What about Jesus died for all of our sins. How about that one? How about that one? It's in the Bible. How about that one?

[B]

J.D. we don't need you pushing your personal belief.

[D]

That's not personal belief. That's.

[B]

We're going to have Joel Osteen. Osteen on the show here.

[D]

Hey, by the way, speaking of Joel, now, funny you brought that up. One of America's most well known evangelical evangelical pastors, Joel Osteen, recently declared that God absolutely approves of everyone, including homosexuals.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Wow.

[D]

He's got a new book out called Breakout 5 Keys to Go beyond you'd barriers and live an extraordinary life. And he was doing an interview and it says, it doesn't matter. This is actually in the book. It doesn't matter who likes you or doesn't like you. All that matters is God likes you. He accepts you, he approves of you. And they said, does that mean homosexuals doing an interview? His answer? Absolutely.

[C]

I was gonna read that and I was busy listening to the White Album.

[B]

So.

[D]

He believes. He says, I believe that God has breathed life into every single person. Back to Facebook.

[B]

Have you guys been getting weird friend requests?

[E]

Yes.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

These people are getting sneakier and sneaker. So now you get a random vanilla looking gal.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

That looks like a teacher.

[D]

I don't know what that.

[B]

Not all sexy. Because the sexy girls, the hookers were what they were pushing forever.

[C]

Right?

[B]

Right. And then now you.

[D]

Another girl next doors now.

[B]

Now you see a person that you don't recognize. Friend request. Right. And he's like on a snowmobile and he's like, well, that's cool. I like snowmobiles. And you look at mutual friends. There's a couple. Well, what you need to do is go to Total Friends and see that they have six.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And they're not real. And the only picture that they have in their profile is the snowmobile picture and one of them with a dog. And that's it.

[D]

So what is that about?

[B]

No, it's about Oakley sunglasses. Yeah.

[C]

Because at 3am on Thursday night, they're gonna send you, you know, place on your page an advertisement.

[B]

It's about Oakley sunglasses.

[C]

Knockoff Oakley sunglasses.

[B]

Is that the whole deal? Yeah, I mean it's. Sunglasses is. Why do they go through so much trouble to put a sunglasses ad on our. This is a full time job someone's doing.

[C]

Because if you click on that link, John.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You're inadvertently signing up for their service and your, your profile is going to send that same thing out to a bunch of people. It's like a hive thing.

[D]

You would think as smart as Facebook is, they could figure a way to stop. Stop it.

[B]

It's always Oakley sunglasses.

[C]

But with all the work these people are going through to take your profile and sell their glasses, they could just open a kiosk at the mall.

[D]

Maybe it sparks.

[C]

Selling sunglasses and sell sunglasses. If that's what your life's calling you.

[D]

To do, do it.

[C]

Leave my Facebook profile alone and just go sell your glasses.

[E]

Here's an idea, John. I think you take advantage of this with give me the vin.com just pair of underwear.

[B]

Underwear. Oh, you're so easy.

[E]

You just see that underwear.

[B]

I want to click that.

[E]

I'm gonna become friends with this guy with his cool underwear. This girl with cool underwear.

[B]

I'll tell you the truth. I don't want tire kickers.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I don't want. I mean, we're busy. We bid these cars for real people.

[D]

That really are serious.

[B]

We're making live offers through the web, but there's people thinking about these offers and we're sitting in a room making decisions. It's not some computer generated crap.

[C]

Right.

[B]

There's another company in Texas. They're all over. They raised like $500 million to do what we do. Seriously. And they're going to take over the world and they're going to buy all the cars and they do this and that. I'm not going to say their name, but I'd like to.

[D]

That's a good idea.

[B]

But superheroes, you know, my kids like superheroes. I'll drop a little nugget all right. And they've already closed down. They've been open. Austin was their test market.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

And they're going to do this and that. And they closed down 22 stores like three weeks ago.

[C]

Wow.

[D]

Really?

[B]

Yeah. But they were bait and switch. So they had a computer generated bid. Okay, 28 grand. All right, 30 grand.

[D]

All right, what happens?

[B]

And then you make an appointment. You go to their, their site. Right. Their place of business.

[D]

Bring my car in. You guys said 28.

[B]

Given 19, they give you 25. It's bait and switch. And I mean if you look at the, if you look at the reviews online, it's just stupid. I mean it's, it's people from Europe coming over here thinking that they're going to out fox a bunch of American car dealers and American public and like, whatever, this will never work. And it hasn't. And they, they laid off 90% of their stuff and now they're going to get into the wholesale business and start going dealer to dealer and wholesaling cars like I'm getting out of.

[D]

Right, right.

[B]

I mean, these guys need to get a clue. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf. Gotta get a break. Now.

[A]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

And this is Willie Nelson. Yeah, baby. And this is actually a better version than the almonds. Would you agree?

[D]

Yep, I do.

[B]

Bob.

[C]

Yeah, I'm with you know what album that came off us. Shotgun Willie.

[B]

I love this.

[C]

You know who introduced me to this song of this true story, Keith Vaughn.

[B]

Good. Thanks.

[C]

From the classic rock station 104, the Bear. We used to work together on a country outlet there in town.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And Vaughn was the coolest dude. He used to do stuff like he'd play almost the entirety of side two of the the redheaded stranger album.

[B]

Well, that was back when radio was cooler and everybody wasn't breathing down your neck. Even country radio oriented rock, man. The zoo. I still wear my zoo t shirt.

[C]

98.98K zw.

[B]

We haven't had roadie in the studio in a long while. 800-800-7234 is the call and number 800800 radio or giveme the VIN. Do you know Turley? Baseball? I've never understood baseball.

[D]

Baseball been very, very.

[B]

I mean I've understood it, but I've never cared. And I'm finding myself watching baseball games every night and it relaxes me because.

[E]

It'S a slow pace.

[B]

Sure.

[E]

You're Becoming old John.

[B]

Is that what happened? That's what it is. Is that what it is? Yeah.

[C]

Have you learned anything since you started to pay attention to baseball?

[B]

Yes, many things.

[D]

Like what?

[B]

Like what a walk off homer is.

[C]

There you go.

[B]

You know, it made me think of my. My youth.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Because walk off homer is so exciting. I had four teachers in elementary school, count them on one hand, four retire after they had me. So I retired four teachers in elementary school. I mean, I was like, that's like a walk off homer.

[D]

Yeah, that's like when your ex wife goes gay.

[B]

It's a walk off homer.

[D]

Yeah, it's like, well, it ruined her.

[B]

Ms. Mose, first grade. I was in the office all the time. She quit. I can't take it anymore. Ms. Kellogg, second grade, John Clay. It's just always John, Clay, John, Clay, John. She quit. I mean, and my dad knows. He's like, you realize all these teachers retiring after you and that, that you pushed him. I had a guy ask me the other day, he's like, have you always been defiant? And I was like, man, if you only knew. If you only knew. I'm sure I thought I was past all that. But I guess as much coaching as I've had lately, I guess I'm not. Randy McDonald, where you live? Okay, well, I know that town. 07 Dodge. Is it a diesel?

[F]

Yes, 6.7.

[B]

And it's 118,000 miles in a mega cab or a quad. Is it leather or cloth? Do you have a payoff on it?

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

How much is it? You're not buried. Thank God. Everybody we've talked to this morning has been buried. It's been like, get a preacher in a backhoe.

[F]

Yeah, well, I sent you pictures of it.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

On your Facebook. On the show. Facebook.

[B]

Okay. I think that right there is about the money. Maybe 19, 18 should be solid. If it had a 5 9, I'd go 19 to 20 for sure. With the 6 7. I'm right there at it. I'm right there about payoff. Sit. But if you sent some pictures of it, well, does that buy it?

[F]

I'd have to double check the payoff.

[B]

Okay. I think we can get a deal done here. So if we've already got you in the queue at give me the vin.com, we'll handle it off air.

[F]

Okay?

[B]

Thank you. Did you just find us on the air this morning? Have you listened to us for a while?

[F]

I drive truck. I can RSV all the time.

[B]

Good, good. Thanks, Randy. Thanks for tuning in.

[D]

So in all those years of Wearing teachers out. Did you ever have a hot teacher? Did you ever have a teacher come on to you at all?

[B]

Come on to me? Have I ever had a teacher say, john Clay, I want your sex? No.

[D]

Okay. Well, Andrea.

[B]

But I did have a teacher's intern in high school named Miss Hornsby. Okay, Hornsby.

[D]

Get it.

[B]

And I found out that she had game, but I never got any of the game.

[D]

But. But the game was gotten by your friends.

[B]

The game was gotten after we graduated high school. She was TCU.

[D]

Okay?

[B]

Ms. Hornsby was TCU, and she was a teacher's assistant getting her GED at the public high school. And I do believe that some friends ran into Ms. Hornsby in a bar. And I think. I don't know how far it went. Yeah. I mean, where's the line, Jamie?

[C]

I don't know.

[D]

Well, why is it different? Texas has consistently led the nation, and I don't know if I'm proud of this or sad. And sheer number of teacher student relationships. Relationships being air quotes. We had 116 accusations and convictions leading the US to put that in perspective.

[B]

116.

[D]

Pennsylvania comes in second with 45. Wow. So we have. And they're all.

[B]

I don't understand.

[D]

There's. There's a little montage of some of the teachers. They're all like, hot.

[C]

You know what?

[D]

There's a.

[C]

There's a very. There's a very special pair of ears right now in Houston, Texas.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Pricked up.

[D]

Why?

[C]

They're gonna. Well, what are they gonna do? Yeah, there's hope we're gonna do now.

[B]

Hey, speaking of Pennsylvania, Turley, I think I'm leaving Wednesday or maybe Tuesday. Why?

[D]

I'm sorry. We went from.

[B]

Well, you said Pennsylvania.

[D]

Yeah, I know. I. Man, he is.

[B]

We bought a. And I. Charlie, I haven't even told you this. We bought 140 cars from a new car dealership that just sold and it had hail damage. I'm not asking you to go pick them up, Mike. Look at him. He's like. Oh, man.

[E]

No, no, I was just. I'm rolling my eyes because hail. That's when you said that. I was like.

[B]

But listen, but see, we're. We're getting. I'm getting smarter in my old age. So we bought 140 hell damaged cars from a dealership in the surrounding region. Out of state, but kind of nearby.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

And Mike, we shipped them all to Pennsylvania, Okay? And we're gonna sell them at the get the Hail out of Here sale next Friday at Manheim, Pennsylvania. And we're not gonna fix them. You like it?

[D]

There were such a store, a sale like that.

[B]

Well, then we made one.

[D]

We're gonna made it.

[B]

You made a sale? Auction sale. Mannheim, Pennsylvania, the largest dealer auction in the country. We're gonna sell all these 140 cars in one sitting next Friday to get the hell out of here. So I'm probably gonna leave Wednesday morning.

[E]

So you got to rep the hail?

[B]

Yeah, I got to rep the hail.

[C]

Philadelphia or Pittsburgh?

[B]

It is in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. Up there in Amish country.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah, we probably need to bless the hail. Get the hell out of here. So maybe we need you to come up and be a preacher and bless the cars and bless the project. Babo, is the reverend around?

[E]

Is he?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Who knows where he goes?

[B]

So Reverend, just to understand the blessing that we need, we've got these demonized cars that have hell in them and we're gonna get the hell outta here and get the. We're gonna sell them to all the other dealers. But Charlie, we shipped them to Pennsylvania because Dallas, Fort Worth and Texas as a whole is so beat down with hell, nobody wants to look at em.

[C]

Brothers and sisters.

[B]

Oh no.

[C]

I want you to be honest and ask yourself, have you ever picked up a stray doll, a little stray kitty cat, as a little tiny, tiny, harmless, helpless animal, Bring it into your home.

[D]

Bring it into my home.

[C]

Maybe it was born. Born the smallest in the litter. And you take it in, give it a little bowl of milk.

[B]

Yeah, baby.

[C]

Little piece of leftover kfc. Give that dog a little, little bone. One more, two. Make you feel better about his pole. Lost mama.

[B]

Reverend, can you get to the point of what we're trying to do here?

[C]

When you raise that little dog, a little kitty cat into a large, great big fat animal, what happened? Then it come to expect. Expect you little boy.

[D]

What happens when he gets to the point every day?

[C]

Then come the dog catcher and take your dog away. How do it make you feel when the dog catch you? Take your dog away, you go to the pound, pick up your animal, your long lost friend. Like a long lost friend. He's so happy to see you. But the dog, from the day on.

[B]

Forth, hints, how is he going to connect this?

[D]

I have no idea.

[B]

I don't think he does either.

[C]

Beginning today when you bring it home from the shelter, that little doll, a little kitty cat, is now a convict dog. It's not worth as much as it used to be out in the world. The dog may have lesser value. But you know somewhere somebody wants it. There's a Little boy or girl. Ain't got no brothers or sisters. Cause his mama's alcoholic.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Daddy don't go to church. Ain't had a job since 1974. Broke his leg sitting on disability. Ain't got a car. Only car that got parked out by the shed, got the back window down square. Has been living in it every summer's full of nuts. Car's full of nuts.

[B]

Lord.

[D]

Even Jesus got to the point, that.

[C]

Little dog got a lot of value to a little boy or girl living a family like that. Praise Jesus. They broke down, decrepit. Your dog got a lot of value in a home like that. And it's only possible because you raised it. So. So you go on, feed that little, little dog. Little kitty. Save it from the floods. Long from the floods. Bring it in your house.

[D]

Oh, no.

[C]

Give it a little. Give a little smooch on the lift.

[B]

Dogs like that just pass the plate.

[D]

Let's go to the bosom of your.

[C]

Soul and sell it at that willow hail sale.

[D]

There we go.

[B]

What?

[D]

Came back around to the.

[C]

On the John Cleveland Show.

[D]

Praise the Lord. Amen.

[B]

Amen. Back to baseball.

[C]

And you asked me anyway. Oh, here we go.

[D]

We're not done.

[B]

Hey, speaking of, speaking of sports, Fred from espn, Fred Fyer.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

He does the afternoon show on ESPN Radio in Houston. He called me the other day and he wants me to do an audiobook. Turley, what audiobook? An audiobook about. Because they've done some audiobooks. He's an expert in horse gambling. Horse betting. And he did one and it had a lot of success. And he's like, you need to do an audiobook on the real stuff on the car business that you get into on the show that people like, but it's not for everybody. And do it like a three hour audiobook.

[E]

More dorky. Dork it out.

[B]

Dork it out. Yeah. That sounds like a lot of work.

[D]

It is.

[B]

Yeah. Have you ever done one?

[D]

Oh, yes. They're a lot of work.

[B]

We said Michael Carroll down there, we can just ISD into him and he can record it and they'll edit it and we'll redo it.

[D]

Oh, somebody else does all the editing. Yeah. That's not bad.

[B]

Okay. Yeah. But would I have to write it out?

[C]

Yeah, somebody's got to write it, and then you've got to record it in your voice. Complete sentences.

[D]

Right?

[B]

Good morning.

[D]

Little complete thoughts. Even worse, complete thoughts. That's hard for me to realize.

[B]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3.

[C]

Better stick with this right here.

[D]

Here.

[B]

H 800, 8, hundred. 7, 2, 3, 4. I can do it. It sounds fun.

[C]

Oh, you could do it, definitely. But you don't want to. I'm telling you, man, it's drag. It's going to be a drag.

[B]

I know what I'd like to say. There's a lot of things about our industry in the wholesale car business behind the scenes that I don't say on the air. And it would be a. It would be.

[E]

It would be a enlightening, that's for sure.

[B]

Yeah, it would be maybe pretty damn heavy.

[D]

Purchase it. Who would.

[F]

Who would buy?

[B]

A lot of people once.

[D]

Car dealers.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Car dealers. The public.

[D]

Make yourself an outline. Try an outline first.

[B]

That's what he said.

[D]

Yeah. And then just go with that because you're really good at just spinning off of your thoughts.

[B]

Okay. What have you got? You're holding so. So handy.

[D]

I just got tons of stuff to get to. But we don't have to because. Are we out of time? Are we going to the break?

[E]

Two and a half minutes.

[B]

We're always out of time. J.D. when are we not out of time? We got two and a half.

[D]

Rose says singing the back and black AC DC stuff is very hard.

[B]

He said we'll get to that next segment.

[D]

Okay, how about. Prince's death has been officially chalked up. We're also. We're all shocked at opiates addiction.

[B]

Prince's death. The autopsy is back.

[C]

And he was.

[B]

He died from cocaine overdose.

[D]

Percocet and Oxycontin.

[E]

Just like mj.

[C]

Wow.

[D]

Yeah. It's like. Well, it's a shame such a. Such a wonderful, amazing artist died such a normal death. I mean, just a. Just something stupid. A rock star died of a drug overdose.

[C]

Really?

[D]

That's new. It's just sad.

[C]

You ever think maybe like, this was a setup job?

[B]

But isn't it weird that he wouldn't let anybody drink or smoke or eat a hamburger in front of. But he was whacked out on pill.

[D]

You know, that's like preachers that are against homosexuals and you find out they got a little boy in the back room. Right?

[C]

But I'm saying he hasn't lived with a woman for some time, right?

[D]

What if.

[B]

Just.

[C]

What if like Morris Day and the Time snuck in there and gave him those drugs?

[D]

What are you talking about?

[C]

Just to get him out of Billy's club so he could be the top act again.

[B]

What are you talking about, Jerome?

[C]

Here's how we gonna do Jerome. You meet me at the back door. You bring the opiates I'm on the way to the front door with my ladies. When you get the opiates inside to the kid, you come around. Give me the password.

[D]

Okay. You're taking a drug test.

[C]

Okay. What's the password?

[D]

All right.

[C]

The password's all right as far as I'm concerned. Password. As far as I'm concerned. What's the password?

[B]

We've got a riding with Uncle Roy bit coming up, too.

[D]

Oh, boy.

[B]

Yeah, those are always fun. He's back. He's in studio this morning. He's sitting there looking at me.

[D]

The star of the legend, the man, he.

[B]

He went down with a gallbladder removal surgery. Oh, Lord. Oh, Lord.

[D]

He's back.

[B]

But he's back and he's looking like an old self again.

[C]

Roy actually began to get into the spirit a little bit with that preacher bit we were doing. I can see it. I can see it coming.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number. The website, of course, is givemetheven.com. my name is John Clay Wolf. JD Rhyme Bobo. We are going to be on several these stations for another hour and then the rest of them through noon. You can also get the podcast off of itunes. The John Clay Wolf Show. Remember to add us as a friend on Facebook. John Clay Wolf Show. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. We'll be back to Brad Taylor 2013. CTSV is going to be worth about $28,000, but I'll bet it as soon as we get back.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

My name is John Wolf and His name is J.D. ryan.

[D]

Morning.

[B]

His name. You'll never know how much I love.

[D]

You, you, Michael Turley holds it all together.

[B]

Jimmy, good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Hey, good morning, John. Just want. I listened to you guys. Heard you talk about that Fred and from the afternoon ESPN show.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

They asked you to do an audiobook. I just want to let you know I've bought both of their books. They're pretty good. If you do a book, man, you got a customer right here. I'm telling you right now.

[B]

Oh, cool.

[F]

I'll buy a book because it's. They're actually pretty interesting, especially if you drive around a lot instead of listening to all the other stuff, you know, when the shows you like are not on.

[B]

Right.

[F]

One suggestion though. If you don't, I don't. I don't know if you have to make it that bland because they're pretty serious when you listen to it because, you know, it's informative. But maybe a little humor. Maybe have JD on there.

[C]

Maybe.

[B]

I don't know. Well, I mean, we're all about. It's hard for us not to be smartasses.

[F]

Hey, I'm trying. I love listening to. That's part of what makes you guys. Your show is smartasses. And I think humor sells, you know, But I know it's not for everybody. Just something to think about, you know.

[B]

I appreciate it.

[F]

Definitely, if, if you guys do a book. I love listening to your show and I'd buy it. I'd be one of the first ones to get it.

[B]

So thanks, Jimmy. You know, it's funny. Hear him say, I'll buy it. I've never done this for the money.

[C]

Nice.

[B]

I've never done anything in this for the money. Really? No. I mean, my business is buying and selling cars. And that's what. That's my business. This is fun.

[D]

Yeah, this is fun.

[B]

That's what's always kept us what we are because we're not doing it for the money. Other guys have to because that's their only source of income. Not knocking them at all. But when he said buy it, I'm like, someone's gonna pay me to do that. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Brad 13 CTSB with 69. Is it a coupe or is it a sedan?

[F]

Coupe. Okay, what color? A little bit special. It's matte silver. They only made 100 up.

[B]

Yeah, I've had one of those. I know exactly what you're talking about. Really?

[C]

Yep.

[B]

Does that. I said 28 is 29 by it now, man.

[F]

I guess I am, but maybe I need a preacher in a backhoe.38.

[B]

Yeah. Well, it's. Here's everybody this morning that I'm missing is miles, miles, miles, miles. So you have a CTSV which has a Corvette engine in it and it's like a vet. And if you had a 13 bet with basically 70,000 miles, we're going to hit it hard. The people that buy these cars that you sell us, they're picky and they're going to bust our ass for high miles. I mean, if you got a 2010 Camry with a buck and a half on the miles, meaning 150 grand. That's a seven year old Camry, dusty Corvette, mint Camry with 150,000, how much life's left in it? 50 grand on the miles. 50 what will people pay for that life? Seven, maybe, maybe six.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

So, so your car, you have to compete with a guy that, that wants to buy a 20,000mile one. That's 40 grand. This car's got to be cheaper because it's got 70 on it. But thanks for calling. But yeah, I'll give, I'll give right around 30 grand. Casey K. Some top 10 at 10 it is. 10 o'. Clock. Good morning, Texas and surrounding regions in Oklahoma and Arkansas and Louisiana.

[D]

All over the world, actually, because you're on the Internet.

[B]

Louisiana is like my second home.

[D]

Yes, it is. And you smell it. Hey, you know what? We all know.

[B]

Unfortunately, I'm wearing my white shrimper boots and have a Jim Bui knife on the side.

[D]

We do the top 10 and it's something kind of funny. We're not doing funny this morning because we all know Muhammad Ali passed away last night.

[B]

Oh, you're going to get serious on this opposite of what the caller just said. He likes us because we're funny, but you're going to be straight.

[D]

This is actually kind of funny, but it's a little serious because these are the top 10 Muhammad Ali quotes and some of them are actually pretty funny. Okay, let's do number now, this is the long version of something you all have heard. Number 10. Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. His hands can't hit what his eyes can't see. Now you see me, now you don't. George thinks he will, but I know he won't. That's the long version. Number nine. Don't count the days, make the days count. That's a good one. Number eight. It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am. He said it before Donald Trump.

[B]

Who knew?

[C]

Before Mac Davis.

[D]

Number number seven. If you even dream of beating me, you better wake up and apologize. The number six, Muhammad Ali quote. I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. Number five. Halfway to number one. I should be a postage stamp because that's the only way I'll get linked. Number four, Tom Wally. Hey, if they, if they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can make something out of you. Number three. He's talking about Sonny Liston here. He said he's so. He's too ugly to be the world champ. The world champ should be pretty like me. Once again, Donald Trump. And number two, I'm an astronaut. I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Lewis was just a jet pilot. I am. I'm in a world of my own. And the number one quote from Muhammad Ali. I've wrestled with alligators. I've tussled with a whale. I've handcuffed lightning, and I've thrown thunder in jail.

[B]

Yeah. I thought he was already dead.

[E]

Did you really?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Thanks for screwing up my bed in the ground and keep reaching for the stock.

[B]

I really thought Casey. I thought he was like you. I thought he was already dead.

[D]

Nope, nope, nope. He is now, though. Hey, we're hanging out together.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[D]

But he did see people.

[C]

Parkinson's for, like, you know, 20 years.

[D]

I see people on Facebook. I'm. I'm heartbroken. I'm not heartbroken. Let the man go. I mean, my Lord, he's been. How many years ago was that? He had the Olympic torch and he.

[E]

Was 96, able to walk 10 years.

[D]

Ago, and it was touching, and it was amazing. Let him go, man. Let him on to the next. Next adventure I had.

[B]

I thought he'd get out of that body.

[D]

74, he is gone. Axl Rose and people put him in Prince in the same little picture on Facebook. I'm going, you know, one died of a drug overdose one day.

[B]

When is Facebook gonna die?

[D]

Good question.

[B]

I mean, has it not run its course?

[D]

Does Anybody ever have MySpace anymore?

[B]

Speaking of things, I logged into mine about three months ago just to see curiosity, and.

[C]

It's a wasteland out there, isn't it?

[B]

It was. It didn't even make any sense.

[C]

All your old toasts are gone.

[B]

It didn't even make any sense.

[D]

Sense at all.

[C]

I think they're using it mostly to distribute independent music now.

[E]

Music.

[B]

Is this Facebook thing going to run its course? I'm sick of it. I know.

[D]

Until something else comes along to knock it off. It's. It's sort. It is the. What they used to call it the family when multiple families had one phone line. What was that called?

[C]

Party line.

[D]

Party line. That's. It's sort of like the party line. You sort of check in with all your buddies, and you can listen in on what people are saying and doing.

[B]

It's.

[D]

It is. It's. It's time filler for bored people, and we're all a little bored.

[C]

All right, I know y' all are playing 20 questions, Ms. Mabel, but I really need to get the police on the line.

[B]

So what were you saying about ACDC and Guns Roses?

[D]

Let me pull that back up. It just. Axl Rose is just basically saying the. The ACDC stuff is hard, and this is Coming from actual.

[B]

I can sing acdc.

[D]

You can, But I would say, why? I mean, is it hardy? But you sing it poorly. And the point is, I think I sing it well.

[B]

If I've had three gin and tonics, I can hit karaoke ACDC on the nose, dude. That's the only thing I can say.

[D]

ACDC is actually.

[B]

You're gonna make fun of my voice now.

[C]

I'm deepening it up. Acdc high register.

[D]

They actually offered refunds to fans who are not interested in seeing the band without Johnson.

[B]

Well, you know, Axel, to get ready for his AC DC clip. Yeah, there's a little, you know, AC DC is not satanic, but they've been accused of such.

[D]

Well, sure.

[B]

And so he released a gospel album before. No, he got into this and we've got a recording of it and he's all converted now. Yeah, you ought to hear it.

[D]

I think we played it last week as well.

[B]

I still love it.

[C]

K T Records is proud to present songs to inspire and lift you up from the award winning lead singer of Guns and Roses, Axl Rose. His amazing conversion can show the world the way to Christ. On the new collection, Take Me down to Nazareth City.

[B]

Amazing grace, How sweet the sound that's sa. I'm not a wretch. Yes, I am, baby. And sings myself, my savior, God to me Whoa, how great they are, Jesus, how great they are.

[C]

And as primary songwriter on all those Guns N Roses classic tunes, Axl has the liberty to turn those songs into all new uplifting gospel classics.

[B]

You know where you are, baby. You're in the water. You're gonna be baptized. You're swimming with Jesus, baby.

[C]

Oh, I been hanging with my sweet Jesus he brings me hope and joy. He's gonna make the devil leave me alone. Oh, no, no.

[B]

Devil leave me alone.

[D]

Oh.

[B]

Whoa, whoa. Sweet son of God, God, Oh, my son of God.

[C]

And the classic chart topper, Paradise City's been born again. Just like Axel. Take me down to Jerusalem City where the ground is brown, the girls are.

[B]

Covered oh, won't you take me to my Lord? I want to see my Lord Please take me to my lord give me $20.

[C]

Axl rose. Jerusalem City, available now at all Michaels and Chick Fil A stores. What is this $20 for, man?

[D]

Are we actually selling that CD? Because we play that every week now.

[B]

Yeah, I think we're trying to get some money from it.

[D]

It's like John's audiobook. It comes free with John's audiobook.

[B]

That was. That was some of your good work, Bob.

[D]

I love that one.

[C]

He sounds a little like Ronnie. James D. Jay.

[B]

A 93 Wrangler with 108. Is it a four cylinder or six?

[F]

It's a four cylinder.

[B]

Is it decked out or just regular?

[F]

I put some work into it. It's got mini build, aftermarket bumpers and three and a half with three inch on it.

[B]

Stick or automatic?

[F]

It's a stick.

[B]

Air or no air?

[F]

No air.

[B]

Higher. Topper software. It's gonna be four to five, maybe six grand. The four cylinders do not bring the money. They just don't. Yeah, I need to see pictures of it because it's old. And that's fine because it's a jeep, but. Can you go to givemetheven.com and push it up?

[F]

Yes, I can.

[B]

All right. I'm a buyer. Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. O2 Trailblazer with 116 Billy. It's a $2,000 rig. Maybe 2500.

[F]

2500.

[B]

Where you come? Where are you calling from?

[F]

Amarillo.

[B]

All right. We have trucks through Amarillo every other day. We can get it picked up. Okay, go to givemetheven.com push it up. We'll send you an offer letter after we see the pictures and pull the VIN history on it and ask you a few questions and we'll wrap it up and get you paid. That goes for everybody. South Louisiana, Arkansas, Oklahoma. How can y' all do this if you're not here? Yeah, we do it all dot com. And we have transportation. We have 200 transport trucks that were contracted with.

[D]

Right.

[B]

Kind of like the satellite TV guys that can come to your house and, you know, if you notice, they're not DirecTV. We have a contract with their people that are part of our group.

[D]

Spiderweb.

[B]

Yeah, we have a spiderweb of trucks and we can. We'll overnight you the deal and get. Get you paid and get the car picked up. Typically within 24 hours. Sometimes takes 48, maybe 72.

[C]

We'll get country music time.

[B]

We gotta go. We'll be right back. Uno momento, por favor. My name is John Clay Wolf. Remember to go to givemetheven.com.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

Good morning South Central America. My name is John Claywolf. J.D. ryan. Hello, Bob.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Daddy Taylor, you're on the air. Yes, 07 Tundra Super Cab with 174 average. Rough or clean.

[F]

It's about average.

[B]

Is it about, Is it about, Is it about. Is it about eight grand with those miles?

[F]

Yeah, it's. I was hoping a little more around 10, but everybody wants more.

[B]

It won't do it with those miles, man, unless it's a four wheel drive, right? I mean, I'm, I'm all over this thing like a cheap suit at eight grand. But if you want to take eight grand for it, go to givemethe vin.com. giveme the vin.com. load it up. Say, Wolf, hit me at eight grand. I'll take that. Here's the pictures, here's the vin, and we will buy it, we'll pay for it, and the money is good. And we'll pick it up. Bryce 08 town car sig with a 70. What color?

[F]

Beige.

[B]

Beige, Beige, Beige, Beige, Beige, Beige. I'm wanting to say five, but I'm gonna stretch on up to six.

[F]

Yeah, I got better offers already. Here. Thank you.

[B]

All right. I bought a 20,000 mile one for seven. Yours has 70 on it. This is like high mileage day. Yeah, I don't, I mean, it just won't do it. I mean, miles matter. Guys call me on some 20,000 mile course. Let me impress you. Let me. It, it's, it's, it's the direct correlation. A car's value is worth what life is left in it.

[D]

Sure.

[B]

And if it's got 170just like a chick, it ain't got much life. I, I mean, an older woman, you know, older women are beautiful lovers. They're into it more because they know that, that there's no way to get into this and out of it without. No, I'm just gonna stop, move on.

[C]

Just like the good lord told John. Lonely women make good lovers.

[D]

Yeah. There's a military, Military vehicle in your future.

[B]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. There's just, it's just the facts of life, right?

[D]

Exactly.

[B]

Uncle Roy taught me the facts of life as a young man.

[D]

Of course, he did all of them.

[B]

This fella, he's. I don't know how he is now 65. He taught me how to smoke, taught me how to drink, taught me how to drive at 8 years old.

[D]

Right.

[B]

And taught me how to work. I've been working with this guy all my life, and he works with us today. But what's funny is this buddy of mine, he's a cop. He's a sergeant in the police department. And his son works for us now. And he's kind of green. He's been riding around with Uncle Roy.

[D]

Oh, boy.

[B]

And we've been asking. I told Roy to teach him the ways of the world a little bit. Turley said, we've got some riding with Uncle Roy audio today.

[E]

Yeah, this week. And there's a new character in there. It's David. He's one of the other drivers. You'll hear his voice off the beginning too. And they're just talking about back in the day because Landon's young. He doesn't know about prices and stuff. That was back in the day. And they're teaching them here.

[D]

Always good about it, man. Back in the. Back in the day we had the.

[C]

Food stamps, the books.

[F]

We take the book and go get.

[D]

Us all kinds of. As long as we brought home cigarettes.

[F]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Well, I mean, it was our money.

[D]

Here's your money.

[C]

Here's your money.

[D]

Here's your money.

[F]

Yeah, you know. You know, man, you remember that government cheese, man.

[B]

I like that.

[F]

God, you don't know nothing about that.

[D]

Good man.

[F]

Gas has got 22 cents a gallon.

[D]

Milk was a dollar.

[F]

Hey, man, you damn lying. When I first came to Fort Worth, I came to Fort Worth in 1969. I can take $30 and go to Mississippi Bay.

[E]

What?

[B]

$30, man. But it was harder to make money.

[D]

Back then though, wasn't it?

[B]

Oh, I was.

[D]

I was.

[F]

I was working for John's daddy. I was working construction, running jackhammer hard.

[C]

As my dad told me about that.

[F]

Hard ass and I came on him. He got checked 500, man. And I was living in brand new apartments over on rural side. And Beverly just had.

[B]

Hey, how much was rent for like, for the apartment?

[F]

I'm telling you, I used to have a two bedroom apartment. Brand new apartment. Let's put them up. 3250 a week, furnished.

[D]

What?

[F]

Only thing you had to buy was your TV and stereo. Everything is for beds, everything else, stove, everything else. No black living over there. When some of my friends come look for me. Everybody know that way I was on the black over there. They know who they were looking for. I used to be. So I got mad, boy. All right. Every Friday night I go home. Saturday night I go home. I have bill on the back of my damn truck. I down and I get up about 10 o' clock on Saturday morning. My God gone. Got all. My God. I went out there one morning, I was mad, but I'm hoping that kind of cooler wasn't beer out there. I started cussing. I started raising hair. So this one white got a little stare from him.

[B]

He said, Mister, you don't know who be getting your beer.

[F]

I said hell no. Who be getting my.

[B]

He said, you know that little guy.

[F]

That drive that big Park Avenue? I say yeah, he comes over here every Sunday morning about 6:30. Yeah, my God brother. And I know but I get to stop six at 12 o' clock all of my damn. That drunk get drunk on Sunday, you know. And ain't nobody told me he be coming over again. Because when we depart on Saturday night, he knows his beer left in that too.

[D]

He comes.

[F]

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

He comes.

[F]

When I went over there morning guys. He saw me coming, he knew I was mad. He bust out laugh, start running. Yeah, yeah, he'll it. It was good. Town was good back then.

[D]

Wow.

[B]

Our blues moment.

[C]

Times was good back times was good.

[D]

Times was good.

[E]

A dollar for milk.

[B]

Who buys milk? No anymore. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[D]

800.

[B]

800. She does. I just hadn't bought it forever. I don't even know what it cost. Llama 11 Lexus is HI250. Is it the four door Lexus?

[F]

Yes.

[B]

Does it have Mark Levinson sound or navigation? Yes, it has both.

[F]

Oh, I don't know about the sound but it does have navigation.

[B]

Okay. And it has 90,000 miles.

[F]

91.

[B]

What color is it?

[F]

It's red.

[B]

I think it's 11,000. 11,500.

[F]

Okay, that sounds great.

[B]

And I'll buy it. Go to givemetheven.com load it up and we'll get you paid. Thank you man. 800, 807 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio Julian. A 2000 Taurus with 126 is worth 500.

[F]

Yeah, 500.

[B]

500. I don't even want it. 2010 Accord EX with, with, with, with. A hundred Angel.

[C]

Good morning.

[B]

Is it a leather cloth car? Leather, leather. Six for four cylinder. Is it a eight grand rig or is it seven?

[F]

Oh, you tell me. I have no idea.

[B]

I think it's seven to $8,000. I don't know it off the top of my head. Ten. A ten. So seven year old accord. Let's go. Seven grand. Seven, seven. Go to givemetheven.com loaded up. When I look at it after the show I may give a little more. Okay, give me the VIN dot com. An 04 Wrangler real quick with 58 Jason. Is it jacked up or is it stock?

[F]

It's stock.

[B]

Hard top or soft?

[F]

Both.

[B]

Both. Automatic or stick?

[F]

Automatic.

[B]

It's got good. It's a six cylinder?

[F]

Yes.

[B]

Is it 10 to 11 grand?

[F]

Yep. Sounds pretty good.

[B]

Yeah. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Say, Wolf, hit me 10 to 11 grand on the air. Here's the car and we will buy it.

[F]

Where do you live in Houston?

[B]

Houston, Texas. What station you listen on?

[F]

94. 5.

[B]

The buzz. Were you surprised? Were you surprised to see us on here? Is this the first time you've heard us on the Buzz?

[F]

It's actually maybe the second time. I, I usually don't get out and listen to the radio on Saturday, but I had some stuff to do, so turned it on. I heard you again. So.

[B]

So what do you think so far? We're new on the station.

[F]

No, no, it's pretty cool. Definitely, you know, something different.

[B]

Yes. Good.

[C]

You ain't kidding about that.

[B]

Thanks for calling. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay wolf. The numbers 800800 radio on the websites. Give me the vin.com.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-Radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

800-800-Radio. Good morning, everyone. My name is John Clay Wolf. J.D. j.D. Ryan. Good morning, Babo. Yeah, Mr. Funny Man. You know, I was listening to that back in the day bit from Roy a minute ago and I was realizing we have Paul Harvey Automotive News coming in and people might not know who Paul Harvey is because that was so back in the day, Paul Harvey was the who.

[D]

That's frightening to me that people don't know who Paul Harvey is. He was just a radio legend. I mean, a newsman among.

[B]

Is he the biggest radio name in radio?

[D]

I would have to say yes.

[C]

He was just a storyteller, commentator.

[D]

But he was more, he was more than a news guy. He was, he was. He told stories. No matter what he was talking about.

[B]

It sounded like last of the rest of the story.

[D]

Yeah. Because he would tell you a little thing. But that's not all. And then you find out how the Goodyear tire came to be.

[G]

He.

[B]

He died. We have a lot of dead people hanging around here.

[D]

Yeah, we do.

[B]

And he come. He comes in about once a month and does a story for us.

[D]

He hangs out with us.

[B]

And Paul is here with us right now in spirit and in body.

[C]

Yeah, I always wear skin bracer. Skin bracer for that fresh green smell.

[D]

You do smell green.

[B]

Paula, tell us about your automotive news. We're going to try to start working back into the system here.

[C]

The full report for this Saturday, June whatevers. How pervasive was the decline in May car sales? I don't know. Full size pickups outsold the 16 mid size cars in the market for the first time this year. In fact, the Ford F series pickup outsold the two best selling cars, the Honda Civic and the Toyota Camry combined. Consumer Reports noted in their data from new truck sales that an overwhelming number of buyers commented that the primary driver in demand for was the undeniable fact that a new truck is is still the most effective device available for the purpose of getting young country girls out of their pants. Page 3. Toyota Motors, after posting a 9.2% rise in China sales last month is on course to meet its full year sales target for the world's largest auto market driven by lower retail inventories and a tax cut on small engine cars, according to company officials. Martoki Noteshiro regional marketing executive for the Xinjiang province says and I quote you thin we sell because we care for Baya. We don't care even we hate Chinese. We say to Hu Hadara China have dollar today. Nest team maybe USA you get Donald Trump you have dollar my Toyota too whitey unquote. And the heated debate over transgender rights in public life continues with a recent standoff between the Obama administration and North Carolina Governor Pat McCrory who slammed New guidance incentives and called on Congress to address the issue. One surprisingly understated new opinion on the issue comes from none other than former president William Jefferson Clinton of Arkansas who states that in his reckoning the overall debate misses the more overlooked primary benefit more transgender females in the public eye, stating simply we can never have too many hooters out there. Perky.

[B]

Thank you Paul.

[C]

Paul Harvey.

[D]

Say it.

[C]

Good day.

[B]

The opinions of Paul Harvey on this program are not that of the radio station or the junk anybody else but Paul. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. John, good morning, you're on the air. Swam air Diesel you funny.

[F]

Hey, I got a 99 Ford F257.3L diesel, 102,000 mil.

[B]

Tell me it's a four wheel drive please.

[F]

It is unfortunately not.

[B]

Everybody at once cuz they bring big money when they're four wheel drive.

[C]

He's got, he's got this 73 he's got.

[B]

Is it, is it, is it is it, is it, is it, is it five grand if it's nice.

[F]

It should be. Yeah I should bring that. It's a second owner.

[B]

Okay, let's go to givemetheven.com Put the VIN in, push a couple picks. Say wolf, hit me at five grand on the radio. I'll Take that or this is wrong with it. You need to back it up a little bit or. Hey, it's nicer than John thinks. I want this for it and we'll buy it.

[F]

I appreciate it.

[B]

Thanks. 800, 800 radio. 800 800. 7 2, 3, 4. Dustin. Oh. 5 Chevy HD 3 quarter with a buck 17. Is it diesel or gas?

[F]

It's diesel.

[B]

Is it four wheel drive or two?

[F]

Two wheel drive.

[B]

Leather. Cloth.

[F]

Cloth. Has the Bose down system and a sunroof.

[B]

10, 11, 12. I need to see the pictures of it though because that's what depends on how nice it is. Okay, so go to givemetheven.com I'm 10 grand if I gotta do a lot to it. I'm 12 grand if it's unbelievable. Nice. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I'm gonna do one more real quick and. Oh, a 13 audi. Haven't done an Audi this morning. Carly or Charlie? Charlie. Charlie. Where you calling from?

[F]

Dallas.

[B]

Dallas, Texas. How long have you been driving Audis?

[F]

This is my second, so maybe five years.

[B]

Does it have the airbag recall?

[F]

No, it does not.

[B]

It's an A4. Is it a premium, premium plus or prestige?

[F]

It's premium plus.

[B]

Premium plus. All right. How many miles? 40. No, 24,000 miles?

[F]

Yep, 24,000. It's got the sport package, 19 inch wheels and tires.

[B]

20 grand. 20 and a nickel. Okay, I'll buy it. You want to sell it?

[F]

Possibly.

[B]

Go to givemetheven.com, load it up, we'll send you an offer in writing.

[F]

All right, thank you.

[B]

Thank you, man. What?

[C]

That Audi's a $20,000.

[B]

I told people if they'll call me on some low mile cars, I'll impress them, right? You did. I mean it's a 24,000 mile Audi and it's the small one.

[C]

Yeah, well, that's why you're the expert.

[B]

These guys calling with 180,000 miles, oh.

[D]

No, man, that's too little.

[B]

James, Is this a 180,000mile Dodge? Is it a four wheel drive or two? Four wheel drive. So it's a 5,9 Cummins and a 05?

[F]

Yes sir. The motor's got a 30,000 on rebuild.

[B]

Average rough or clean condition?

[F]

Say average.

[B]

Quad cab or dually? Single wheel, Long, long or short bed?

[F]

Wow.

[B]

Sticker Matic SLT or ST? Wow.

[F]

I think that's the SLT.

[B]

I think I'm gonna impress you at $12,000. So go to givemetheven.com, load it up we'll buy it. Oh, wow. So podcast. Our podcast is posted about five o' clock every day on itunes. Commercial free, and we don't charge for it.

[D]

Every Saturday.

[B]

Every Saturday, yeah. Not every day. Every Saturday. We're going to leave Oklahoma, Dallas and Houston in a moment. And if you'd like to stream us past 11 o', clock, you can go. Let's do. We can just throw out affiliates every week. Go to 1047 the bear in Wichita Falls, and you can stream us on iHeartRadio from 11 to 12. Because some of the. Some of the stations start carrying us at 8 and then others pick us up at 9. Everybody carries this for three hours. A couple of them are going to start carrying the full four hours. We shout out to Fort Smith, Arkansas this morning, and we have got another country station that just picked us up. We have a. I believe we're fixed to go on a big country stick in New Orleans. Ooh, this Nash Icon format is starting to work for us. They got New Orleans. Yeah, they got the ratings back. It's working out. And then we have another classic rock station that's picking us up in Arkansas starting next week. And then we're moving to the east coast here, I believe, pretty soon. We're working on that right now. So the, The. The project is growing.

[D]

They got to get our Texas humor.

[B]

I don't know, man. I'm worried about it.

[C]

No way.

[B]

I think they would have gotten our old humor before they gelded us. Oh, 800. 800.

[C]

I don't feel guilted, man.

[D]

I don't either, man.

[C]

You know, if anything, last week we left.

[B]

Left here.

[C]

I left you feeling like you don't.

[B]

Get screamed at during the week either.

[D]

That's true. We don't have to listen to it.

[B]

So in my head, what happened real quick with the gorilla? Why is everybody freaking out over the. The gorilla?

[D]

Where do we start with the gorilla story? Well, you know, a kid fell in the gorilla thing and gorilla pit in Cincinnati, and they had to kill the animal because. And everybody goes, why didn't they just start it? Why didn't they dart it? Because several reasons. First of all, you never know how they. The. How long that's going to take. And he could kill. He could kill that child in a second.

[B]

Right.

[D]

And the other thing is, you slow. He slowly falls asleep. He could have fallen over on the kid.

[B]

What did they shoot him with?

[D]

I'm not even. Sure. I'm sure. They, they have teams.

[B]

How close was he to. How close was he to the kid? When they shot him, I don't know. I didn't see.

[E]

There's no video of that.

[D]

No video of that. But. But they have teams at all zoos with animals like this. They have teams that are trained and ready to go. It's not like they called a security guard and went, billy, popping with you. You're 38.

[C]

Yeah, but it's not.

[B]

There was.

[C]

It's not like there was a defective enclosure or anything either. The kid was totally left, you know, unsupervised.

[B]

Kids. I've got four of them. They can get away, dude, sure.

[C]

And he. He crawled under. Under. He found a hole in the.

[B]

My kid would do that in a heart.

[D]

Crawl through.

[B]

All you got to do is turn your back, right? I'm. I'm doing this to. I. I've heard the parents getting yelled at.

[D]

Yeah, they've gotten. They've gotten. Dude, screamed at you. Why don't you watch your children?

[B]

You know, you forget when you get older and your kids are grown, what it was like keeping up with a.

[D]

Herd of cats with a three year old. And three year olds can be gone any second, and if you have two of them, forget it. It's like.

[C]

It's a state of hyper paranoia.

[D]

It's the. The whole thing is tragic, actually. Donald Trump, I'll give him this. Even though he's a cartoon character, for the most part, he had a really good reaction when somebody asked him this question. He said, it's a tragic situation. But yes, killing the gorilla was the only option that they had because it's a shame. And everybody that's got any brains has come out and said, yes. Terrible that it said we should ask.

[E]

The kid, you know, because he's sitting. Actually, we got him in studio.

[D]

I wonder who that was out there.

[E]

Yeah, a little, Little four year old. Was it Julian?

[B]

I think. Yeah. Hey, I gotta stop you, Turley. Are we gonna. Is this gonna get me in trouble? Is there any way this is gonna get me in trouble?

[D]

I don't think so.

[G]

Not as much as that monkey.

[B]

All right. I just don't want to fade any heat next week. Dude. I'm so sick of fading heat I could puke. If this is. If this is going to get me in trouble, I just don't. I'm. I'm. I'm beat down, guys.

[E]

Y', all, don't.

[B]

Y', all, y'.

[F]

All.

[B]

I'm gonna get you on these conference calls where they beat me, like with a. With a sledgehammer.

[D]

Is there anything questionable here with the.

[C]

With the Kid, you really think it's a good idea to put me on a conference call with these guys?

[B]

No, no, I want to listen.

[D]

Just to laugh.

[B]

Just skip it might not be a long call. Let's do it on the next hour. Let's have. Let's interview the child in the next hour.

[D]

Good call.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Hey, that's a good reason to tune into the podcast, right? Or questionable stuff you can't hear on this station. I just don't want 11 o'.

[B]

Clock. I've got stuff to do.

[F]

Never mind.

[B]

Child.

[F]

What about me?

[D]

Harambee.

[B]

Oh, we have the ape.

[D]

Oh, we have the ape too. All that after 11 o', clock, everybody.

[B]

Make hard time for child.

[D]

But I would not hurt child. It'll be good.

[F]

I love Chief Day.

[B]

The good stuff is Art Brows got fired. What did he say about it?

[E]

He said he made mistakes.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

He actually owned up to it. But then also you noticed that everybody else.

[B]

Baylor is what we're talking about in Baylor. They've quit.

[E]

President quit. The Everybody knows.

[B]

Worse than what we know. Oh, yeah, because I saw an article that said this is worse than smu and this isn't even close to smu. This isn't even close to. That's a. That. That's a writer trying to get a sensational headline. If anybody hasn't watched Pony Express 30 for 30 on. On ESPN, the SMU story. That is college football at its finest. The governor of Texas was paying the players indirectly. He was on the board. They had a payroll. Hey, honey, payroll's at 5 o'. Clock. Hurry up. These guys are out here waiting on their checks.

[C]

You boys win this big game, I'm gonna take you all to the Chicken Ranch.

[E]

It wasn't that deep. Even though they all knew about what was going on. I mean, that. That's kind of where they're trying to.

[B]

Finals. LeBron versus Curry. I think that Steph Curry is an alien from outer space. Amazing.

[C]

Quite possibly.

[B]

It doesn't even make sense.

[C]

Or an X, man.

[B]

It's ridiculous. I'm. I'm. I feel sorry for LeBron because he's speaking of 30 on 30. I watched the Cleveland one the other night. You know, Cleveland could finally win a national championship, and it's just. It's not going to happen with. Yeah, they won't. Steph Curry on the team.

[E]

They won't win the finals. And LeBron and the whole Cavs are looking forward to playing them again. You saw the first game.

[B]

They. Look, they.

[E]

They had five minutes span. They were in the game. That was about it.

[B]

So, yeah, Big 12 is going to have a title game. Is this correct?

[E]

Yes. They've actually voted, so they're going to have it and with the 10 teams, too. So they haven't said where it's going.

[B]

To be or anything. I want to discuss this further in the next hour. That's football. I miss it. I'm ready to start talking about it again. 800. 800 radio, of course, is the call number. Everybody on hold. We're going to get to you in a minute. Remember, Oklahoma, the Brew, Dallas, the Eagle, the Buzz in Houston. We're fixing to click out. You can stream us on iHeart for the next hour live at 1040 the Bear. Every week I'll give out a different affiliate that is on iHeartradio Network and you can stream that last hour and the podcast is up on itunes this afternoon. GiveMeTheEven.com is the company that I own that we buy your cars and you can go to givemetheven.com all day today. We'll be here till 4, sending out offer letters. On Sunday we have somebody manning the machine. And Monday we'll be getting. We buy 50 cars on a Monday. We, we are busy. We want to buy the cars. We will come. Come to your house. It is so easy. You can do it in your underwear. And if I don't beat a CarMax offer, a written CarMax offer, I will overnight you a check for a hundred dollars. I don't know what else I can do. I'll come to you. I'll be on the top of the market. I'll make it too easy. The money pays fast. We'll pay off your payoff. My name is John Clay Wolf. I'll see you next Saturday. Everybody else, stay tuned. We'll be back in a minute.

[A]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[B]

We'Re back. The cuffs are off. We're free. Oh, the next hour. I don't have pig vomit to deal with.

[D]

Right?

[B]

Pig vomit is not responsible for this hour.

[D]

All the good stuff can happen out.

[B]

My God. Now, Bob, why were you laughing so damn hard? I honest to goodness was not trying to be a smart ass.

[D]

That's why it was funny, because you were being dead serious and it was just like you're teasing this great bit. No, we have to. We're gonna tease it on their radio station, but we're gonna do it Somewhere else. And it's just like the ultimate.

[B]

I didn't mean to do it. I know I would. They asked me in the week, how are you gonna address the shot gorilla.

[E]

Right.

[C]

But you've been harangued and beat up and skinned alive repeatedly for the last.

[B]

Four weeks, Three weeks.

[C]

And it just. It puts a different mentality on the production of this program, which is not funny. But I'm just thinking, if you look back five years ago, how we.

[B]

Did you look back five weeks ago?

[C]

Well, yeah, compared to what we're doing now, there's a lot of consideration that goes into content and how we do it with where we used to be just free. Because we didn't.

[B]

We were free balling, man. No, hating. Free falling is Tom Petty's actually song. Free balling insinuates going commando in your jeans without underpants on. And that is not family friendly.

[C]

I spoke about this very thing with the Dalai Lama. He said the balls will not produce the quality of one unless you hang them loose.

[B]

Hang loose, brother.

[D]

Hang loose.

[B]

Hang loose. Go commando.

[C]

You don't want the Fruit of the Loose. You want those boxers.

[B]

So you.

[D]

You.

[B]

You were laughing so hard. What the hell were you laughing about? Why were you laughing?

[E]

Well, you want to tell the story?

[C]

How?

[B]

What?

[E]

The original idea of what we wanted.

[C]

To do with the interview, this gorilla gets shot and killed because a child, unattended child, finds a way into the.

[D]

The enclosure.

[C]

Enclosure falls into the water. They always have a water moat around. And the gorilla jumps down there and grabs the kid and holds him.

[B]

Right. There was a gorilla holding my kid. I'd shoot that son bitch so fast, make your head spin.

[C]

Okay, well, okay.

[D]

And they did.

[C]

And they did. Okay, so Turley and I are thinking, what would be funny is to talk to the gorilla like the ghost of the gorilla. It sounds ridiculous on the surface, but we have Paul Harvey Bits, we have Casey K's. And you know, dad doesn't disqualify you from being on this show.

[B]

This is a good point.

[C]

So we have a. We have a voice box.

[D]

Yeah, I understand.

[B]

And I turn on my voice box. You know, I wasn't gonna hurt that baby.

[D]

I know. We know.

[B]

We have the gorilla with us now.

[D]

With us.

[B]

Yeah. This is Harambe.

[F]

Him. I wasn't gonna hurt that baby child.

[C]

Lord, I love chickens. Yeah.

[B]

I actually thought it was one of mine.

[D]

No, no.

[B]

Cause my girl Sharonda, after feeding time.

[F]

Sometimes she get a little lax.

[B]

She like, take a nap in the afternoon. Especially since they sent us out to Cincinnati down Here. And I thought, you know, I saw that little fuzzy head. You know, those babies all look the same.

[D]

No, not really.

[B]

And I went to grab the baby.

[D]

It fell in the water. Yeah.

[B]

And I thought, lord, Lord.

[C]

So then Turley says, you know, that's going to sound racist if we make the gorilla sound in that ethnic, you know, Southern black voice with the voice box. So. So we decided, well, we'll do the. We'll interview the child instead. Instead. Who fell in the water.

[G]

So we transform it up like this.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

All I know is my mama went to watch the tigers screw. And I was by myself and I saw. I look and saw the monkey looking at me. And he waved his hand.

[D]

Oh, he did?

[G]

Like, come here.

[D]

Yeah.

[G]

And I've always loved the monkeys. And I climbed under the fence and through the hedges and over the barbed wire and under the wooden enclosure. Well, I didn't realize there was nothing past that. And I fell in the water.

[D]

Next thing you knew?

[G]

And when I fell in the water, it made me think of bath time.

[D]

Sure.

[G]

So I wanted to check on my pee pee. And before I knew it, the. The monkey came and he grabbed me by my hand and took me over to the enclosure. And he said, hey, boy, put your pee pee up. Where's your mama? And I said, she went to watch the tigers screw. And then we saw the zookeepers. And he had a pistol just like my daddy's. I think he calls it a Glock. And the gorilla said, oh, Lord, what I'm gonna do. And then it went pow, pow, pow, pow.

[D]

Yeah.

[G]

And they shot my monkey friend.

[D]

Yeah, they did.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

Poor monkey.

[D]

He took a nap.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

And then I forgot to put my pee pee up.

[F]

Oh, no.

[C]

After all that, we've got one station in Houston that's been just crazy on.

[B]

Content, so can I tell you this right now? Thank God we didn't do that on that station. Do you really?

[D]

They would have waited until Monday. They'd have called you today.

[B]

Bob, do you realize. Hello, John.

[C]

This is the programming wing, Houston's Abu. I just want to tell you about the Z as a little boy was funny. Okay, it was funny.

[D]

It was.

[B]

Because they always start out building you up.

[D]

Oh, sure. We love you.

[B]

This is how it works. We loved you. And y' all are great. Go ahead.

[C]

It was funny, but we also found it homophobic and disrespectful of wildlife. We also now every three year old child knows exactly how to get in with the monkeys, per your instructions. And you're gonna. We're gonna Close. They've closed down the Houston Zoo to do an exploratory.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Investigation over whether you were right about how to get into the cages. Four children have tried since they heard your broadcast on Saturday. And I'm gay and I'm proud. Right.

[D]

That's your PD that's so dead on.

[B]

He's not gay.

[C]

Not gay, but he might as well be.

[B]

Well, he just. They're all.

[D]

They're afraid.

[B]

They're all. They're all afraid for their job.

[D]

Right?

[B]

So why would they let this Saturday guy, right, that's free ball. And threaten their career?

[D]

That's exactly it.

[B]

That's all it is.

[D]

It is.

[B]

That's it in the.

[D]

Because if it comes down to it and somebody above them hears it, that's going to fall on them because they're.

[B]

Worried about their job.

[D]

Exactly.

[B]

So what they're doing is they're empowering this whole PC thing. They're giving all these people a huge voice and they're gelding us down where we can't be entertaining and we can't be ourselves. It's not just us, it's everybody.

[C]

There you go. That's a nutshell.

[B]

Yeah. We talk the way that you talk to your friends. We talk to you like you're our friends because you are in our mind.

[D]

Right.

[B]

And that's why people like us like you talking apart. So they want to control our thoughts and they want to control your thoughts because they're afraid. And I don't. I just. I.

[E]

It.

[B]

I understand some of their points and I agree with them, but they're taking it too damn far. They're just. Amen. It's just unbelievable.

[D]

Like I said, I've been doing this a really long time. It's never been this bad.

[B]

Radio is not television.

[D]

No.

[B]

Radio is not pay per view. Radio is an audio medium. You don't get to see us. We don't get to see you. And we have to be more colored in and paint bigger pictures than you do on tv.

[D]

I'm just saying social media and the feedback. You watch the TV news now. They'll say, well, look what Susie is saying about our news story on Facebook. That's given people the idea that we care and we don't really. We used to have a boss that would say, you know, it's funny, he would actually say this. A lady would call up one time, let me say this real quick, and if it's too bad, hit the dump. But she called up one time, she started complaining about what we said on the Radio. And our boss literally said, lady, I'm really, really sorry, but you picked the wrong week to be a bitch.

[B]

Yeah, well, it's not even that. If that's how you feel, just. Just grab something else. There's so many different options to listen to and take your time. It's everywhere. And I. I disagree with what you said. I do care a lot. You do? I care a ton about what my listeners think.

[C]

Right.

[B]

And how to keep their attention. And I want to deliver on Saturdays something that they're not used to. Make us appointment radio. So they're like this. I've had so many emails from. If you go to go wolf.com or give me the vin.com, click email jcw, go straight to my. My laptop. And I read every one of them. And these guys say, we love you because you make our Saturday mornings fun.

[D]

It's a little edgy. It's a little fun.

[B]

So I do care, right? And I want to deliver that. And when they're. They're pulling me back to where I can't be that guy. And I mean, we're doing fine. It'll work. I'll shut up. But like you said, this is a sign of growing. Are you crying over there?

[E]

Little boys crying?

[D]

These are growth pains.

[B]

What's wrong?

[G]

I want my monkey friend.

[D]

He's gone. He's gone on to visit his other monkey friends in heaven.

[G]

Have you little seen my monkey friend?

[C]

No.

[B]

He's the raccoon lady.

[D]

Last week. He's free to run again. What?

[B]

I still owe you a phone. I'm sure the raccoon lady is listening right now, ready to call somebody. Hey, but I. I have your phone number. You gave it to me. Thank you. And I've tried. I. I will call you. I want to talk to you about it. Really? You have a number? Yeah.

[D]

You're gonna call her?

[B]

Yeah, that's fine. I'll call her. I'm not that cool, man.

[C]

We ain't got nothing going on there.

[B]

Oh, I don't mind. No, I don't mind at all. If she's on the air, she wants to call it because we. We broke this down. What happens on social media and email listeners, they hear what they want to hear. Oh, yeah, there's no doubt about it.

[C]

Tone and emotion and.

[B]

But I looked at some Facebook post about that raccoon thing last week. He said to shoot the raccoons with AK47s and she like, tagged up these raccoon activists.

[D]

They're not.

[B]

And I said, hey, I swear to God, they're really. Yes. And I said, hang on. I typed in, hang on, lady. I didn't say that. The podcast is up in the afternoon. I said, what do I do with it?

[D]

Right.

[E]

Callers.

[B]

People called in, and they said, shoot it. People called in, they said, let it go. Shoot it. Let it go. Shoot it. Let it go. And then a animal control employee that gets his check from the government said, shoot it. And if you really want to have fun, take it out to the country and get big rot. You know, he was just being silly, but they were putting that on me. No, I didn't say that. I might have said it on this hour, but I didn't. But on that other hour. Hour, when we talked about. Damn sure wouldn't have said it.

[C]

Hey, is this really dumb? Did we ever figure out, didn't something different happen with Uncle Roy, with the raccoon than had been planned? Or did I miss that?

[B]

We're not you.

[E]

Bobo's mind. He thinks something happened.

[C]

No, like, I. I thought we teased that earlier, but I don't. I never heard the story.

[B]

No, no. Okay. The story was, was you went to Larry's Boat Center 1997, with Lindy park, and y' all had stewed raccoon and you threw up. Right, That's.

[C]

I didn't throw up, though.

[B]

Well, he said you threw up, and I believe him more than you.

[C]

Right.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Well, you know, go ahead, but I think I remember something like that.

[B]

What if you did throw up? What if you were drunk? It's possible this is the same guy who got so stoned at the Joe Walsh Bad Company concert the other night, he passed out on the front row.

[D]

Off a one toke, hit his head, broke his glasses.

[B]

Yes. And he just was bragging to me during the break about how well he JB welded his glasses because he's too tight to get them repaired.

[C]

Don't they look nice?

[B]

They do.

[D]

They do.

[B]

All right. But you didn't throw up 15 years ago.

[C]

No, I only had like a. Like a. Now, listen, a big bite to me is half of the bun.

[B]

All right, hang on.

[C]

Let's.

[B]

Let's talk to people that have been waiting on hold. How much time have I got?

[E]

You got five minutes over five minutes.

[B]

Jose, you there?

[F]

Yes.

[B]

Sorry about all that. I just had to get some steam off my chest.

[F]

It's fine. It's entertaining.

[B]

Well, it's just driving me nuts is what it's doing. This the way that the political correctness people are steering the wheel nuts is. Is why Donald Trump is Going to get elected president, period in the story has nothing to do with his ability.

[D]

None at all.

[B]

It's the fact that he is claiming to break down this ridiculousness. And everybody's, all of us crazy rednecks. And I guess they're all over the country. Oh, sure, I thought they were just in Texas, Louisiana, Arkansas and Oklahoma. But nope, they're New York City, they're California, they're everywhere. They're sick of it. Okay, back to your truck. 2012 Ford Explorer with 89. What? Which one is it? Four wheel drive, two wheel drive XLT. What?

[F]

It's a two wheel drive base model. It has a leather interior and everything else. Basically. Base.

[B]

Okay, it's an Explorer two wheel drive, V6. What color is it?

[F]

Black.

[B]

Is it a four cylinder or a six?

[F]

Six cylinder.

[B]

Okay. They do make a four cylinder and it's a XLT and it's black.

[F]

No, it's the base model.

[B]

Well, I don't know the base model. Was that a. It doesn't have leather. Is it vinyl?

[F]

No, it has leather. This one has leather.

[B]

I'm gonna bet it as an xlt. And this is why the website, when you go to give me the VIN and y' all give us those VINs, it really helps because we know our system will decode it. So if it's an XLT with 90 on it, it's a 14 grand rig. 14, 14, 5. Okay, does that work for you?

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com. say John hit me at 1414, 5. He wanted to see the VIN, he wanted to see the pictures. I'll take it. Unless. What's next. We'll send you a checklist of what's next and we'll get you paid and get it picked up. Where you calling from?

[F]

Appreciate it, thank you.

[B]

Where you calling from?

[F]

Houston.

[B]

Ht. What station were you listening to us on in Houston?

[F]

We're on 2 ESPN 9075.

[B]

There you go. Cool. Thanks. Ah, okay, one more. 09 Ram 1500 with 5500.

[F]

With 5500.

[D]

Turn your radio down.

[F]

That's me.

[B]

I know he. But he's been, he's been on hold for a while. Give the guy break. If you'll unbluetooth this or. Or turn the radio down. Okay. Is it a leather cloth, two wheel drive, four wheel drive, big back door, small back door?

[F]

Meet up to the truck. Sir, can you hear me? I'm here, I'm here.

[B]

I can hear you. Is it a car? Is it the small back door or the Big back door.

[F]

Actually, it's just. It's a single cab, two door.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

And I told her 58, it has 55,000 miles on it.

[B]

That's fine. Is it an eight cylinder or six?

[F]

It's 8.4.7, I believe.

[B]

Liter. Okay. And is it a short bed or long?

[F]

It's short bed.

[B]

The big wheels are the.

[F]

Small wheels. Automatic 17s, I believe.

[B]

Automatic 09, regular cab. 58, 000 miles. Right off the top of my head. It's. It's 10,000.

[F]

10,000. Okay, that sounds good.

[B]

I need to see pictures of it. I need the VIN number. So go to givemetheven.com and load it up and say, John, hit this it at 10,000 on the air. But he said he needs to see the VIN in the pics and we'll get with it. Where are you calling from? Where you call from Manual?

[F]

Wharton, Texas.

[B]

Where?

[F]

Houston.

[B]

Okay, cool, thanks. 800-800-7234 or just go to give me the vinductive.

[D]

Yeah, well, Johnny Manzel was lost last weekend. Did you hear this? There was a big, big party going on in the Hamptons. Actually sent a. Hell.

[B]

I've got a question. If Johnny Manzel was in the gorilla cage.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Who would they have shot first?

[D]

There's lots of variations on that on Facebook this week, but one of them involved Kanye West.

[G]

Never seen my little quarterback friend.

[D]

Anyway, so there's a party in the Hamptons last weekend. They even have a helicopter ride for the cool people to get there. Johnny Mansell misses the helicopter ride. He misses the party. People start worrying about him. Is he okay? Is he lost? Is he dead? Whatever. One of the guys at the party pulls up an Instagram picture of Johnny. Guess where he is?

[E]

On the beach at a bar.

[D]

We're all shocked. They actually found him alive and well in a bar. But he is back. I mean, how long until this winds down?

[E]

I thought it would already happen.

[B]

Yeah, I really did.

[E]

It's gonna take a little longer.

[B]

I've got some requests on Facebook for drunk trunk again.

[D]

Drunk, drunk, drunk Trump again. Jimmy Kimmel's been doing that. It's funny how they don't do that to Hillary though. They only do it to Jim.

[E]

Well, it's his speech, how he's taught how he talks. That's why it works with it.

[D]

It wouldn't work.

[E]

Yeah, no, they've tried. They've actually tried. And they tried with Bernie too. It just didn't sound right.

[C]

Ever since we aired that, though, every time I hear him talk, I get a Tinge of it.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

You know the way slightly hesitates and he's thinking of what to say as.

[D]

He'S saying, for sure.

[B]

It's called being a BSer. Well, I've been doing it a long time.

[C]

Do I sound like that?

[D]

Versus this week?

[B]

You did. When you were doing the preacher bit earlier, you were completely buy in time talking about puppies and birds.

[D]

Did you guys see this week?

[B]

You were just working it up. Your mouth was moving and you were trying to figure out how to craft your deal, which is what you do. And that's what. What you're great at.

[D]

You guys see Obama and so is Trump. Teleprompter failed this week. He's right in the middle of a speech and he was like nailing it and he's like this, that, and the other. And you can tell that he looked up and the prompter read. He goes.

[B]

Really? The man can't speak.

[D]

He can't speak.

[B]

He's a puppet.

[D]

It was funny.

[B]

Anyway, have you noticed the sentiment for Obama's getting high lately since he's on his way out?

[D]

Oh, sure. It's not always the case.

[B]

Can do.

[D]

No, no, it's not always the case. But, you know, at this point, who cares?

[E]

It'll be fun. It'll be great when Trump's reading off the teleprompter because they're gonna have to.

[B]

Really slow it down.

[D]

I don't think he does prompters. He's so add. I mean, like this week he pointed out, there's my African American friend in the audience. What are you doing, man?

[C]

I doubt he'll even use one.

[E]

There's a couple speeches he has because, you know, the new Republicans got in there and they're trying to, you know, make them straight and everything, but they're doing to John. Yeah, exactly.

[C]

Exactly.

[E]

You want to hear the drunk Trumper now?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, let's do it. We got a minute left.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

19 trillion. Going to 21 trillion. Not billion. We have trillions. Nobody even knows what a trillion is. And these are guys that study in them. You know why they're so close to. Did you ever get so close to a deal or a job that you don't really see it? You don't see the big picture? And they also said it's not fair that we're carrying all these countries. I said that very strongly. We've got it now. One of the things I do early on, and I didn't say get rid of NATO, but I'm prepared to walk because I'm not gonna let you defend other countries and keep raising your taxes. You're the highest tax people in the world, buddy. I love it too. Great. So great.

[C]

I don't know if that's true. Is it.

[B]

Are we out? Yeah, you got to.

[E]

Yeah, just send us a break.

[B]

All right. 800, 800 Raiders to call in number. The website is. Give me the VI. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN.Give me the VIN.com. my name's John Clay Wolf. Be back in just a minute.

[A]

Now back to the john clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-rode. This is the john clay wolf show.

[C]

Vernon Reed is that guitarist name.

[B]

That's right. Where did he go after this?

[C]

I don't know. But he was a badass.

[B]

He was a badass. I think he plays with the roots. He looks like he should.

[C]

Ah, yeah, yeah, he could. He could.

[E]

Let's check.

[B]

That drummer's pretty popular. What's his name? Quest Love.

[E]

Quest Love.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

He's awesome.

[B]

So who is winning in the nighttime race these days? The Tonight show versus Kimmel versus Fallon. Is Fallon still got it because he's working the brand?

[C]

Fallon is so mainstream. Good.

[B]

Yeah, you know he is. Yeah, he is.

[D]

Anybody like what's his name? Seth Meyers.

[E]

It's kind of like watching the center live bit.

[B]

I'm surprised it's still on where he did the news.

[D]

Well, I just don't.

[B]

That's how you know him.

[D]

I know it's not my audience and.

[B]

That'S what he does.

[D]

Audience. But man, I don't get it. Him at all. Fallon I love.

[E]

Yeah. Hey, I tell you who's pretty damn good. Is that the other late late show?

[B]

Yeah, the British guy.

[D]

He is. He does a lot of great bits.

[C]

He really is, man. It's his personality on stage. He's kind of frenetic and. And fast paced. You know, he's a little. He's a little bit John.

[D]

Little hyper, little hyper little bit John.

[B]

Wolf when he's up there with a. Get almost a gay British accent.

[C]

Gay And British are two different things.

[B]

Yeah. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Barely Truman.

[C]

Like when the British wake up, they have to get the taste of toast out of their mouth.

[B]

Hey, when I say Truman, that means I've got someone on the air.

[C]

Oh, I'm sorry, man. I didn't see it.

[B]

That's okay. My foot's just swelling up from you stepping on it.

[C]

I was feeling British.

[B]

Truman, are you there, sir? That was funny, actually.

[D]

Good.

[B]

Okay, we got a 2010 Challenger. Which one? It's RG Good Leather Stick roof. Nav.

[F]

It's leather. It's automatic. It's got a sunroof.

[B]

What color?

[F]

Black.

[B]

What color?

[F]

Guts boat.

[B]

What color interior?

[F]

Black.

[B]

All right. Is it the Classic with the old school wheels and the old school emblems?

[F]

Man, I won't say it's that old school wheels. I mean, it's. It's the same as I bought it.

[B]

Well, I understand, but on the. On the classic version, the Challenger on the side is the exact same script as the 1971 Challenger. It's not that. It's really not a. It doesn't even move the needle on money. I just wondered what. Which one you had. Black. Black Challenger, leather, auto roof. No nav. 50,000. 30,000 miles, right?

[F]

Yes, sir.

[B]

20, 20, 20, 20,20, 20, 20, 20.

[F]

Yeah, right on.

[B]

I mean, I think that's right. Am I screwing up? Is it too much money? Yeah.

[F]

No, you're good.

[D]

A little too happy.

[F]

That's what I'm trying to sell it for, actually. So that's. That's pretty good.

[B]

See, you're. What you're asking 20 grand?

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay, hang on. I'm gonna double check something real quick, make sure I'm not making. I mean, I make mistakes too. I'm throwing. Let me look this up real quick. Challenger, not a Charger. It's a RT coupe with a Hemi. And it has leather roof. No nav. 50, 000 miles.

[F]

Did you say it's got Nav? It's not. It's got everything. It doesn't have, like, the Five Cities.

[B]

It does have factory. It's got a screen in the dash.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. I will give $20,000 if it has a clean carfax. No accident history.

[F]

Oh, yeah, no, it's never been in.

[B]

Okay, so get this guy. Where do you live?

[F]

In Tampa, Texas.

[B]

Okay. How long you been trying to sell this car?

[F]

About a month.

[B]

Okay, so this man has been running ads, got the for sale going, doing all the stuff. Asking 20 people are hitting him. I mean, probably take less. He calls into a radio show right, in Dallas, Texas, and we're gonna buy it for his asking price, and we're gonna go buy his house and pick it up from. And give him a check or pay off. Do you have a payoff or do you have a. Do you have a payoff or do you have a title?

[F]

Yeah, I think. I think I owe like 800 bucks on it.

[B]

Okay, who. Who is it? Local bank or like Chrysler Credit?

[F]

No, it's through My bank in Tampa.

[B]

Okay. So I would rather you run down there, give them the 800, and get the title so we don't have to jack with paying them off. And. And we'll just do it. It's got 30,000 miles, right?

[F]

Yeah. Now, I'll skip back. I know it doesn't have more than 30,000. It's. It's right at 30,000.

[B]

We're solid, dog. And I want you to tell every something, bitch. You see how this went down? So that we can get over this with people especially, like, up in. In these new areas where we are like, up. You're on the Amarillo station. Oh, it's too good to be sure it doesn't work. I mean, I've been doing this 22, 21 years. Been doing this radio show for 10. It works. I do it. And I want you to tell people, please go to give me a. Go to give me. Go. Givemetheven.com load your car up and say, john bought this car for me for $20,000 on the radio. And what's next? And they will get right on it.

[F]

Right on, man.

[B]

Thank you, Truman.

[D]

Can I show you a picture?

[B]

What did I say earlier? People call me with some low mileage cars. I'll impress you. Okay, thanks. Go ahead.

[D]

Was going to show you a picture. This is a little boy's toes. What do you think about that?

[E]

Oh, it's a stormtroopers, right?

[D]

You see it?

[B]

Well, this looks like what my wife does to our sons.

[D]

Well, it's funny you say that, because that's your son with painted toes on Facebook.

[B]

You were trying to set me up.

[D]

Setting you up. I want you to say that's totally gay. That's your son.

[B]

No, it's ridiculous. It is insane. He goes to the damn nail parlor with her. The Chinese nail salon in John's son with painted toenails. Comes home with painted toenails. I'm like, baby, I know you're from Europe, but. But that ain't cool over here. But they're kids, okay? She finally got me beat down. Like the program directors have, like, whatever, whatever.

[C]

I've got a friend.

[B]

I'm desensitized.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Old friend of mine, he was like a sophomore when I was a senior in high school. Songwriting partner of mine. We were in a band together for years. Guy named Keith. Really, really cool guy. Okay. He is not gay.

[B]

Okay, But.

[C]

But he wears a ring earring in each year. Okay? Both sides. He paints his toenails both sides, Black or blue. Okay. He wears a lot of red paisley, Kenny Chesney style armbands and beat armbands. And one of those deals around his neck.

[B]

Is he showing a lot of chest in his shirts?

[C]

No cowboy hat, bald most of the way back.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

He's metro sexual.

[B]

Right?

[C]

And that's a trend that's starting. You know, the genders are beginning to bend together. Now. You and I don't have a.

[B]

That started in the big city 10 years ago.

[E]

That's been going on.

[B]

That's just working its way out to. You're in the bobo Just told y' all where he lives. Man. You won't believe these metrosexuals.

[E]

They're shaving their legs and their arms go down.

[D]

Drink it.

[C]

Diet Pepsi right out the can.

[D]

It's that bad?

[C]

It's that bad.

[B]

Bobbo lives in Bowie, Texas. Look it up on a map and then you'll understand. But that's why we. We bring him into town and force him not to be able to listen to the radio or tv. So he has no external.

[D]

Right.

[B]

What's the word I'm looking for?

[D]

Influences.

[B]

Influences. So we can bring country right to the air.

[C]

But I'm not like a hillbilly or.

[B]

Anything, but see, he doesn't think he is. That's what part the of.

[C]

I'm extremely well read for Buoy.

[D]

I can.

[C]

I can sing you any song Glenn Fry ever wrote.

[D]

There you go.

[B]

He listens to the Eagles.

[D]

Perfect.

[C]

He does, dude. He does. He's got those pastel checkered western shirts.

[B]

Yeah, Y. Dude, the. The cowboy attire has always. It's. It's. It's black with cowboy.

[E]

In the pants and.

[C]

Yeah, okay. Like buck and boogie knives.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Do you hear that man kicking in. That's Exterminator for the five up there.

[B]

Kicking in the wi Fi.

[C]

You're that partner.

[B]

No, the. The cowboys wear those flat bill hats and they say. I forgot what they say on them. But they're. They're extremely trendy. Extremely trendy.

[D]

We have a story about people not dressing appropriately in public. This is a story. This is not a jet blue fly. This week, a Seattle burlesque dancer was asked to leave the flight because what she was wearing very, very short shorts. I mean like hooters short. And they were just. What happened to people dressing up correctly? But my point is. Her name, Maggie McMuffin, was wearing a sweater, shorts and thigh high socks. Was not allowed on the JetBlue flight.

[E]

Really?

[D]

Yeah. She flew into Boston.

[B]

Maggie McMuffin? Is that her stage name?

[D]

That's her stage name. Maggie McMuffin. Basically, the crew said, you know what? Go dress appropriately and come out.

[E]

Is it too distracting for her?

[D]

It was too distracting. And the crew technically has that ability to pull somebody off the flight. And they did. Later. JetBlue gave her money back, gave her a ticket, and apologized. But it's just like, why don't you just dress appropriately for airline flight?

[E]

Well, you see what people do, right?

[D]

What?

[E]

On airlines, they just wear pajamas. I mean, it's. You don't care because you got to go in and take your shoes off and all this other crap.

[D]

I know you guys are all probably too young to remember when people dressed up to fly.

[B]

Really?

[D]

It was a big deal.

[B]

They wore church clothes.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

You're kidding.

[B]

Well, now you don't wear church clothes to church.

[D]

Oh, yeah, that's true. That's true. Our pastor wore shorts last weekend. I'm like, really? Really, dude? I even wear. I even wear jeans to church. And I'm. I'm a shorts guy. Anyway, we done with that topic?

[C]

We.

[B]

Well, are we done with the changes of.

[C]

No.

[D]

What?

[B]

I still feel uncomfortable when I go to church and people are. Look like they're dressed for the beach.

[D]

Well, you go so rarely.

[B]

Well, that's why I don't go very often. Well, yeah.

[C]

Cuz if it doesn't make any difference, you know, then God sees us naked.

[B]

Radio.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

How bad you got to be to get thrown off XM Serious Radio. What you got to do to get thrown off xm Ser.

[B]

Howard Stern hasn't been thrown up.

[D]

That's all you gotta do.

[B]

Is that real?

[D]

Yes, it's real.

[E]

I didn't see this.

[D]

Glenn Beck syndicated radio show was off all week. A guest is accused of hinting that if Donald Trump was elected, he may get assassinated. That was the. That was the thing. And they pulled it off of the Patriot Channel. They pulled this. They pulled this show off. My think is. My thinking is they're already mad at Glenn about something else and they use this.

[C]

No, you don't think.

[E]

This is.

[B]

My thinking is summer just cut loose, kids vacation, let's do a publicity stunt.

[D]

That's exactly.

[C]

No, this was out of bounds. Patriot Channel anyway, they should call it the right wing nut Channel.

[B]

First of all, it was a caller, right?

[C]

The guy said, and this is a quote. This is almost a word for word quote.

[B]

Hang on.

[C]

The guy said, if Donald.

[B]

Bob. I said, hang on. I mean it. I don't want. If it's. If it got Glenn Becked off the radio. I don't want it getting Me kicked off the radio.

[C]

Well, it's not going to get you kicked off the radio.

[B]

Well, how do you know?

[E]

Cuz it's.

[B]

You're.

[E]

Are you quoting what the guy said? Yeah.

[B]

Caller did this to Glenn Beck, right? Yeah.

[C]

No, no, a guest. A guest that was on the show and the, the. What got Glenn Beck kicked off the air is the fact that he didn't immediately say, hey, wait a minute now that's strong.

[D]

That's my job.

[C]

That's strong language. You can't say that.

[E]

Okay, all right, so he didn't.

[B]

But he, he, he somehow threaten to kill the President. Well, future president. I mean, he, in a very.

[C]

He said, you know, it might become necessary for a patriot to stand up and maybe do something illegal to make sure he doesn't win this election word for word.

[B]

Okay, thank you, sir.

[C]

That's dangerous.

[D]

That's dangerous. Anyway.

[C]

I mean, that's almost not even hate.

[B]

That's against the law. Threaten the life of the President, United States, absolutely, in any way, shape or form. There was a guy in, in some Saratoga, Wyoming where I used to get my haircut when my. Anyway, long story short, Saratoga, I'm a small town, got this barber running his mouth like that. He's gonna kill Clinton.

[D]

I'm gonna do this.

[B]

And he got picked up.

[C]

I can't do that.

[D]

They will come and get you.

[B]

He was just talking barbershop talk. He got picked up by the feds.

[C]

It's not a publicity thing. I mean, somebody said that on Glenn Beck's show. And Glenn didn't immediately say, wait, you can't say that.

[D]

But I'm with John too.

[C]

Take that back.

[D]

I think it's public.

[E]

He probably.

[D]

Radio guys have been doing this bit, by the way, since the dawn of time. The whole. Did you hear what John Clay Wolf said? He's off the radio for a week. It just happened to coordinate with his vacation.

[B]

I would like to do that, actually. I wonder if I'm gonna get kicked off for a week. If that's my next move. I would like to do it with a fight. I want Fourth of July.

[E]

That's what I'm thinking. That's a great weekend to do it.

[B]

Yeah, it's a great idea. Okay.

[D]

I'm thinking of going out of town.

[C]

That week too Cabo to think about it.

[D]

I mean, DJs have been.

[B]

Hang on, I want to grab this one. James, you've got a. Is it a diesel Dodge? Is it a Mega Cab or Quad Cab or regular Cab? Cloth or leather? Average. Rough or clean? Clean Long bed or short bed?

[F]

It's short.

[B]

So it's Automatic?

[F]

Yep. Automatic SLT.

[B]

There's 18 grand. Buy it. I bought one this week for 18 grand. I bought two, actually. I bought Memorial. We got that other one we gave 19 for because it was lifted wheels and tired. And it was an oh, six. This is an 05, right?

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Does 18 grand buy it?

[F]

Well, I haven't really decided exactly what I want to do. I'm working. I'm thinking about trading, but I don't know if just, you know, I was just trying to get an idea of what it's worth.

[B]

Where do you live?

[F]

Wichita Falls.

[B]

Cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool. Did you buy it from me back in 05? I used to own Vernon, Fort Dodge.

[F]

No, I bought it at.

[B]

Patterson.

[F]

No, no.

[B]

Wall. Rico.

[F]

No, it was down by Thurman. I can't remember.

[B]

Bonham.

[F]

Bonham.

[B]

Bonham.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

I'm an 18 grand buyer. What do you want to buy? You just want another one?

[F]

Yeah, I was thinking about thinking about a new one, but I don't know if I. If I want to do the. The new six, seven and all the exhaust crap.

[B]

Sure. Well, you can run down to Patterson, tell them I'm a 18 grand buyer and to call me and I'll do an in and out with them. Or you can just sell it to me or have you on and do it. You can go to givemetheven.com whenever you're ready.

[F]

Okay.

[B]

Thanks, man. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. The website's givemetheven.com and our numbers. 800, 800 radio.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

Dr. Turley, producer man, as Michael Levin says. Is that Mr. Producer? Mr. Producer, when is the next NBA Finals game? Is it tonight?

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Perfect, perfect, perfect.

[E]

Something to watch.

[B]

Okay, we've got Paul. We have Wallace Edwards, Beatles. He's gonna do a story on the Beatles real quick. And then I'm gonna bid a few cars and we're gone. Last segment. It's almost over, so call in now if you want your car bid on the radio or just go to giveme the vin.com. we buy cars. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Year, make, model, miles, and I'll give you a number that we'll buy it for. Be ready to sell it if you're calling. I want to buy it. All right. And. Or just go to give me the vin. And we have a full room of buyers that are emailing offers as we speak. Okay, Wallace Edwards, you have a story for me? Tell me a story.

[C]

Entertainment A little late. I was over at Highly Honda helping with the big cookout. We're having a barbecue today. Plug plug with the sales staff. Okay. They crossed 1400 cars for the first quarter. Pretty nice performance. Good going guys.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You know, it's curious that in the modern age when we think of the Beatles, we immediately picture a group of bearded long haired freaks hopped up on strong hallucinogens and playing trippy anti establishment songs about airplane trips to Russia and bitter revolution and ladies in the sky wearing diamonds. But those of us with some years in the tank who are aware of the Beatles early history know full well that the Fab Four began as four blue collar boys from Liverpool who wore conservative suits and sang squeaky clean songs with catchy melodies and lyrics. Lyrics that were universally touted as perfectly safe for children of all ages in the early 60s. So what happened to turn these clean young musicians into the raving hairy freaks that they became in the second half of their illustrious career? One theory suggests that one need look no further than Dallas, Texas for the primary clue. It's a fact that from 63 until 65, the Beatles toured tirelessly on a global scale. And in all that time they only played a single date in the Lone Star State. It was September of 1964, and on the day following the show, dignitaries wanted to show the boys the pride of Dallas at the time Historic Fair park, the annual side of the Texas State Fair. And by all accounts, the Beatles had a fine afternoon riding the trailblazer monorail, seeing the Dallas skyline from the Texas Skyway gondolas, marveling at the larger than life speaking automaton known as Big Tex, and enjoying a sample of world famous Texas State Fair cuisine. And that's where the whole experience turned decidedly unpredictable. Because unbeknownst to the Beatles and their handlers, what were supposed to be giant sized corny dogs from the world famous Fletcher's were actually prepared by Neil Fletcher's delinquent grandson son Stymie. Fletcher, who wasn't told about the impromptu celebrity visit, had mixed the batter for that particular batch for his friends using just a touch of chili powder and a whole half ounce of pure pcp. And what would have been a friendly gesture and a nice surprise for Stymie's hoodlund buddies turned into the catalyst that changed the course of music history forever. Needless to say, the day quickly became a terrifying and nearly deadly experience for the four lads from Liverpool. George Harrison, a lifelong Episcopalian, was horrified by visions of a coming apocalypse of Jesus raining fire from the skies. Paul composed a total of 14 new songs in the span of three hours, every single one a silly love song about talking cats, submarines and other unintelligible subjects. John, who was already already by all accounts a pretty weird dude, and who had the most voracious appetite, actually ate five of those tainted dogs, ranted and raved and foamed at the mouth for a full 17 minutes before passing clean out, the only lasting impression being a lifelong fascination with Japanese girls. And little Ringo went utterly silent. And while his drumming wasn't affected, to this day he's never spoken again. Functionally, the Beatles did survive, but as early as 1965, their music and public Persona evolved into a style and approach that reflected their harrowing first experience with mind altering chemicals. And by 1967, with the release of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, the world's most drugged out hippified band found it timely to pay tribute to their gateway experience. Experience courtesy of Stymie Fletcher's dope and corn dog stand. And with that. I'm Wallace Edwards.

[B]

I'm confused.

[E]

I'm not.

[C]

That's funny, so is John.

[B]

So were you at that raccoon cook off?

[C]

I love the smell of coon in the morning.

[B]

So it was the Fletcher hot dogs that did it?

[D]

Yeah. Who knew?

[C]

Ah.

[B]

800-800-7234. Just go to givemetheven.com Tom Z, you there?

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Where are you calling from here?

[F]

From Houston.

[B]

Which area of Houston?

[F]

Sugarland, Richmond area.

[B]

Hey, is, is Sugar Land traffic that bad? Like on a Friday afternoon? Because our transporter was heading out there yesterday to pick up some cars and he was just, he said, man, I can't go out there on a Saturday, on a Friday afternoon at 4 o'. Clock.

[F]

Is it that going in and out is pretty terrible?

[B]

All right, because I thought he was just making up excuses. Okay, is this a Cooper four door? The cts?

[F]

It's a four door.

[B]

Just the regular one or it's a V or.

[F]

No, it's just the regular.

[B]

Okay, what color?

[F]

A red.

[B]

Red. Do you know if it's a luxury package?

[F]

Yes, sir, Extra luxury.

[B]

Bright red or that weird maroon metallic or maroon?

[F]

It's not bright red. I guess you'd say it's kind of a maroon metallic. It's not real dark though. But it's not a bright red.

[B]

It's almost candy apple with a dash of maroon thrown in it.

[F]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Yeah, I know the color. Okay. Moonroof. Yes or no?

[F]

No.

[B]

Navigation. Yes or no? No. So no rear DVD. And it's not a touring package. It's got 52,000 miles on it. The car is worth $16,000.

[F]

Alrighty.

[B]

You don't sell it.

[F]

I was looking, I was thinking it's a little worth a little more than that.

[B]

Do this, Go to Carmax, get them bid, send us a picture of their written offer. And if I don't beat it, I'll send you a check for a hundred bucks.

[F]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Got it?

[F]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Thanks, man. Thanks for holding the loot.

[C]

That's the key to that guy.

[B]

Bye, everyone. Kyle, I see you, but I'm out of time. Actually, I can hit him real quick. Kyle. 08 escape with 93. It's got to be worth five grand. Does that sound right? What about double nickel? 55 will split the difference and do business.

[F]

Leather, toe package, sunroof.

[B]

If I give six grand, do I own the car?

[F]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Okay, I own the car. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up, send two pictures. Say, John bought this for me for six grand on the radio. It'll go right down. Unless they see something on the carfax that shows, you know, it's been in bad wreck. Which I still might buy it because it's a cheaper car. Or if it's screwed up, they're like Wolfie said, you hit it at six grand. The radio, look at this. Be like, now you got to back it up. Because he didn't tell me it's wrecked. But if it's a straight rig, if it's a real, I'm buying, it's sold. It's just done. So go to givemetheven.com and start the process and get your check and we'll get it picked up. Where are you calling from?

[F]

Houston.

[B]

Houston. Thanks, man. Appreciate it, Kyle.

[F]

Thank you.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Everybody else just go to give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com we buy cars all day, every day, and we will come to you and pick them up. You don't have to jack with anything. It's too damn easy. See you next Saturday. Thanks for all the help. Thank you, J.D. thank you, Bobo. And thank you for reeling back when I asked you to.

[C]

Bobo, you demand, baby, you're keeping me.

[B]

Out of the ditch. Turley, thanks for getting up early and putting all this together. And thank you, the listeners, for sticking with us. We will see you next Saturday.

[C]

$16,000, ladies and gentlemen.

[F]

That wraps this little show up. Y' all move right over Buy you some Bibles as we back down the lane Buy whatever you want.