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DJ Pre K
If it's.
Bobbo
Saturday morning, must be time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hi there. It's your Uncle Bobbo on the big chair. There's my good friend J.D. ryan over there.
John Clay Wolf
Bravo.
DJ Pre K
You look great.
Bobbo
We showed up at the same time, man.
DJ Pre K
That's kind of awesome.
Bobbo
That's awesome.
DJ Pre K
Makes me feel weird all over.
Bobbo
You want me to share the secret word of the.
DJ Pre K
Yes.
John Clay Wolf
What is the secret?
Bobbo
Today's secret word is GG GG Gigi Drummond right there on my big screen in the middle, the Colonel Michael Turley is on the soundboard. What's up?
J.D. Ryan
What's up?
Bobbo
We're all in. We're all in. Where we. I think we were supposed to be.
J.D. Ryan
Well, there's one more person.
John Clay Wolf
That's so funny.
Bobbo
JD And I walked in the door.
DJ Pre K
At this just exact same time, same moment. We never do.
Bobbo
That was almost like that Mo and Curly thing. Can we get in? Can we get in? Phone lines are open for you, too, at 1-800-800-7234. That's 1-800-800- radio. And we want to talk to you. There's a lot to talk about today.
DJ Pre K
Boy, what a week.
John Clay Wolf
I didn't know we were bringing our. Our resident guitar picker in this early.
Bobbo
Our roadies. Yeah, I. I guess he showed up early.
John Clay Wolf
All right.
DJ Pre K
How unusual for musicians to show up early, especially in the morning.
John Clay Wolf
He's been on drugs and hasn't been to sleep yet. This could happen. There's some good old boys like you and me, as Mo used to say. Good morning. How are you, sir? You're up. Oh, you got to get that mic.
Miles Williams
Doing well. Glad to be here.
J.D. Ryan
Who is this?
Miles Williams
My name is Miles Williams.
J.D. Ryan
Miles Williams.
John Clay Wolf
What?
J.D. Ryan
Williams. Williams. What is that, John?
John Clay Wolf
Country boy can survive Kia. So what is the deal? Your sister's cousins, nephews, dogs, boyfriends? Larry's, sir.
Miles Williams
Twice removed from the trailer park in Alabama.
John Clay Wolf
So Hank Williams Senior was your grandpa or is your grandpa?
Miles Williams
Well, that's what they keep saying.
John Clay Wolf
And how old was he? Died in what, 68 or something?
Miles Williams
50S.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, gosh. Long time ago. Yeah. This thing.
Miles Williams
This chair is way.
DJ Pre K
I know.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. You got to get in that mic, dog.
DJ Pre K
Hard to move.
John Clay Wolf
Sorry. So he's your grandfather, And Hank Williams Jr. Is his son. So is. Is Junior's sister your mother?
Miles Williams
No.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
Miles Williams
But that goes along a whole little level. I. I really don't.
John Clay Wolf
We've got a minute.
Miles Williams
I know. Are we on air?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. Oh, wow.
Miles Williams
Okay. I thought we were just hanging out.
John Clay Wolf
We're absolutely on.
Miles Williams
Well, this is the way I look at life.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
Miles Williams
The past is the past. Where you come from is the way you do it. I don't like riding coattails, to be honest with you. Moved to Texas here within the last few weeks. I want to make a name for myself in Texas. Texas country. You guys have given me a spot to play this evening.
John Clay Wolf
Playing the rattlesnake this evening.
Miles Williams
Yes, sir.
John Clay Wolf
And your bus has been parked in the back for a little. You're kind of doing a residency there in Walnut Springs, Texas, until.
Miles Williams
Until tomorrow.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
Miles Williams
Until tomorrow. The weather was pretty bad. This. This disease that's going around got me down for a week.
John Clay Wolf
Wow.
Miles Williams
Couldn't move anything. Went back to Oklahoma for about a week.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
Miles Williams
And it stayed there, parked. Not. Not gotten any trouble lately. So I did get to see Boss county's finest.
John Clay Wolf
Well, I heard that you.
Miles Williams
For a few days.
John Clay Wolf
What? Why'd you go to jail? I mean, any good. Any good country singer needs to go to jail. Yeah.
Miles Williams
Well, nothing.
John Clay Wolf
Not prison, but jail. Jail is good for you.
Miles Williams
It was the second day I was here, and. And I guess my woman at the time, she got a little out of hand. And all I know is I wake up to the county sheriff's finest coming aboard the bus, telling me that I needed to get off the bus and I was going to jail.
Bobbo
Wow.
John Clay Wolf
Told on you?
Miles Williams
Apparently some neighbors had called saying that there's a crazy lady running around outside screaming and yelling.
John Clay Wolf
Did you have to put her in a sleeper hole to calm her?
Miles Williams
I did not get an error. That's the. That's the. That's the sad thing.
Bobbo
Isn't that the deal? Those crazy ones, man, they make it so hard, but they're just. Just so fabulous. When they're fabulous.
Miles Williams
She is half Cherokee, and let me tell you that fire water with her does not mix well. And she likes to think my head is a whipping post, I guess.
Bobbo
Damn it.
John Clay Wolf
Man, how long did you have to sit in the hole?
Miles Williams
I got there Saturday night and I left Monday evening. So we'll see how this goes. You know what?
John Clay Wolf
Does that set a brother back? Playing a little. Little music for your story.
Miles Williams
Quite a bit. Lawyers aren't cheap these days. And. And when they. I guess they throw felonies on you for things. So I think I got three lining up against me right now.
Bobbo
Wow.
John Clay Wolf
She calmed down and backed off.
Miles Williams
Yeah. But I still have a restraining order.
John Clay Wolf
Did I meet her last night?
Miles Williams
No, you did not. As far as the. As far as the. As far as anybody's. We're not in the same place at the same time.
John Clay Wolf
So is she from Oklahoma or Texas?
Miles Williams
She is from Oklahoma.
John Clay Wolf
Is she not gone back to Oklahoma?
Miles Williams
She did and she came back, showed up a couple shows. I'm a good guy. I really am. Don't let. Don't let the jail thing.
John Clay Wolf
No, no, no. It's not scaring us at all. I'm just. Everybody can relate to this.
Miles Williams
And so big heart.
John Clay Wolf
Hey, I had my. My girlfriend from high school and college.
DJ Pre K
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
Died yesterday. What?
DJ Pre K
Wow.
John Clay Wolf
From. I was told an abscessed tooth and she went septus.
DJ Pre K
Yep.
John Clay Wolf
But I was talking to another friend of mine that saw her in Florida a couple months ago, because when I called to tell him, I was like, hey, Ashley died. And he's like, yeah, I knew that was going to happen. I'm like, well, how the hell did you know that was going to happen? He said, because she was such an alcoholic.
DJ Pre K
Oh.
John Clay Wolf
But it made me think of. She was kind of Pam Anderson looking.
DJ Pre K
Yep.
John Clay Wolf
And there's a picture of Pam Anderson holding a gun, you know, and it's a good look.
DJ Pre K
Sure.
John Clay Wolf
And it made me think of Ashley, you know, she's just crazy sexy, but like crazy volatile crazy. And she will kill you and make you go to jail. And so I understand.
Miles Williams
I'm afraid to get scalped in my sleep.
John Clay Wolf
Yes, I understand.
DJ Pre K
We've all been there, man. Everybody. Every guy right now is looking at the radio. Just not.
Miles Williams
If there's a good looking narcissist, I will find them in the room.
John Clay Wolf
I mean, how many times have you been driving your car at two miles an hour with an angry woman on the outside of the car, rolling, walking angrily in the middle of nowhere, and you're begging her to get back in the car.
DJ Pre K
Get in the car.
John Clay Wolf
I'll take you anywhere.
Miles Williams
That doesn't happen every day. Oh, okay.
DJ Pre K
Just get in the car.
John Clay Wolf
I'm not going to. Oh, great.
DJ Pre K
Oh, good Here come the police.
John Clay Wolf
So you say you're leaving, you're playing the Rattlesnake Roadhouse tonight in Walnut Springs and then you're going back to Oklahoma?
Miles Williams
No, I'm going to stay here. I'm thinking about going down to South Padre for a week or so and check it out.
John Clay Wolf
I.
Miles Williams
The weather's been really bad, of course, and that's what made me leave. I was trying to get this young lady out of Oklahoma. She's never left. Show her the great state of Texas. There's so many areas in Texas that you can show a whole nother country and she's never been anywhere but her hometown.
John Clay Wolf
Now which great lady?
Miles Williams
This is the Squaws trip with her. So I'm trying to visit every jail in every county and do that tour instead of radio touring like Johnny Cash?
DJ Pre K
Yeah, it's the In Custody tour.
John Clay Wolf
Miles Williams, do you have a name for your band?
Miles Williams
Miles Williams and Hammer Down.
John Clay Wolf
Hammer Down.
Miles Williams
And this, this is my bass player sitting next to me. John.
John Clay Wolf
Hey, bass player.
Miles Williams
He's from Wiley, Texas.
John Clay Wolf
He does not have a name. We just call him bass player for sure.
Bass Player
It was my turn to go to jail the last time we're down here.
Miles Williams
That is true.
Bobbo
We.
Miles Williams
He went in Stephenville. When we played in Stephenville I was.
Bass Player
Completely sober and still got a dwi.
Miles Williams
That is tr. He was driving my drunk butt around.
John Clay Wolf
So tell me about that. I mean there's no way we're going to leave the Hank Williams Senior deal, love. They ain't going to happen. So if you don't talk about it. And young haul ass. So tell me you didn't know your grandpa. I didn't know my granddad either. He died. He died three years before I was born. But yours sounds like he died 25 years before you're born.
Miles Williams
My dad. My dad and Junior are the same age.
John Clay Wolf
Are they brothers?
Miles Williams
No. No.
John Clay Wolf
That.
Miles Williams
Okay. There was double first cousin. This is a lot.
John Clay Wolf
It's a redneck back ass going to jail country story. And that's what we brought you up here to hear.
Miles Williams
All right. And this is, this is going to play into how Oklahoma comes about.
John Clay Wolf
Right? And I love Oklahoma stories.
Miles Williams
Okay. So there's a little town called Jasper in Cordova, Alabama.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
Miles Williams
Where all the, all the Williams's are from. There's a plot cemetery and everybody's from there around. Right before statehood is when a group of the Williams has moved to Oklahoma and had a homestead for statehood. Well, cousins married, first cousins. So double first cousins. I can't make this stuff I'm.
John Clay Wolf
I'm all ears, dog.
Miles Williams
So that's how. That's how this turned about. So two double.
John Clay Wolf
Two. Two double fists.
Miles Williams
Yeah. Married, two double cousins. And that's how my lineage runs, so if that helps.
John Clay Wolf
So he is your granddad, but in a straight line. No, but he might be a double down.
Miles Williams
Yeah, but see, Junior's. You know, Junior's not my dad. That would be Hank the third. And that would be Hank the Third, your dad? No, that's my. That's cousin also.
John Clay Wolf
So. Okay, are you related to. Well, if you're related to Senior. Related to Hank Jr, obviously. How many sons did Hank Senior have?
Miles Williams
One.
John Clay Wolf
Okay. And your mother or father, which side is related to Hank?
Miles Williams
That would be dads.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, so your dad is related to Junior. Yes, and he is his cousin.
Miles Williams
Huh.
John Clay Wolf
Okay. Yeah, that's pretty easy.
Miles Williams
Yeah, easy. Double first cousins, however that rolls around.
John Clay Wolf
But there was some screwing to get from where I just went to where we ended.
Miles Williams
There are so many children in this family. I'm not gonna lie. There's a lot of illegitimate.
John Clay Wolf
Hmm.
Miles Williams
A lot of illegitimate.
John Clay Wolf
So you've got this brand name above your head. Two. Two generations of it. And you're making a name for yourself in country music. When we first got in here, he's like, I don't want to ride on any coattails. And I hear you, but if you. I mean, there's no way that obviously you know about your family lineage in the country music platform. So you're like, okay, if I'm gonna do this, I got a lot to do. Now, third. Is it third?
Miles Williams
Yeah, that's Sheldon.
John Clay Wolf
Is that Junior son?
Miles Williams
Yes, sir.
John Clay Wolf
And is he a pretty good guy?
Miles Williams
Yeah, he's got some. He's got a kid also that's now in music, which would be Hank the Fourth.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
Miles Williams
His name's Sam.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
Miles Williams
And he's just starting out.
John Clay Wolf
Also, I've never seen Hank Jr live, and he's one of my very, very favorites.
Miles Williams
I've done a lot of radio interviews with a lot of radio personalities that have talked about his interviews very early in the morning.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
Miles Williams
And you better be ready with a fifth.
John Clay Wolf
A fifth of whiskey. Yeah, he's one of my very favorites. Do you like his music?
Miles Williams
Yes, of course.
John Clay Wolf
Him and his grand. Now, I watched the Hank Jr. Stuff. Like, he started when he was. He was playing. He had a record deal, like 14, I think.
Miles Williams
Very young.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, super young. So how many. How old are you now?
Miles Williams
I am 49.
John Clay Wolf
And how long have you been pluck. Plucking at It.
Miles Williams
I've. Since I was little. Okay. I think if you want to annoy anybody in the family, give them a harmonica when they're about two or three. That's what they did to me. And that's one of my things that I forte on. I really love playing the harmonica and guitar. I can play just about anything.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. Do you want to give us a lick or something before we get out of here? Sure. All right. I know it's impromptu, but I see that. That six string sitting back there. Turley, what's our clock now? You're running the clock on me. All right. We'll be all right.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah, we. We can go whenever we want to go.
John Clay Wolf
We own this. That's right. Damn it.
Bobbo
Isn't that nice?
J.D. Ryan
Again on the red.
John Clay Wolf
So, Bobbo, did you do the Willie Nelson thing with him and get on the bus and smoke down?
Bobbo
I have not.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
Bobbo
I have not been on the bus.
John Clay Wolf
Wagon for a while. Around the wagon, I'm.
Bobbo
I've become a very clean boy.
John Clay Wolf
Why are you so square?
Bobbo
I don't know.
John Clay Wolf
Are you funny when you're sober.
Bobbo
I don't think I quit as much as I maybe just finished early.
John Clay Wolf
So this is Miles Williams. He's gonna play us a song straight out of the armpit of Oklahoma in the sewer drain of the Bosque county jail.
Miles Williams
Right. This song is called you'd side of Town. I actually had this on the radio.
John Clay Wolf
He had to shut his mic off, Mike. Okay. You don't hear the echo? Hey. Oh, yeah.
Miles Williams
I had this song on the radio here in Texas. When you do put your songs out to radio in Texas, I do agree that this is one place that's different than Nashville. And I'm a big anti Nashville person anyway, but here we go.
John Clay Wolf
I'll fight the bull out the wheel.
Miles Williams
Get out the lane Push the pedal.
John Clay Wolf
Alley the other way Pass my own.
Miles Williams
Life that exit sign With a teeny breath and I stayed in my hand Shake goodbye, baby off again Where'll I drive, Miles? Just to get around on your side of town well, I don't go well, I don't go well, I don't dare cross that dangerous vibe well, I don't.
John Clay Wolf
Go, baby I don't go where I.
Miles Williams
Love where the walls could be found on your side of town.
Bobbo
There's a.
Miles Williams
Kiss me there At a red light There's a homie clove Spading all night A dance in the dark there's some smoky little bar well, there's an appy couple on Navy Street Ghosts of us only Only I could see thousand memories scattered on the ground on your side.
John Clay Wolf
Of town.
Miles Williams
Well, I don't go Well, I don't go Well, I don't dare grouse? They're dangerous to bite? Well, I don't go baby I don't.
John Clay Wolf
Go where I love?
Miles Williams
Well and walls could be found on your side of town? Well, isn't it shame?
John Clay Wolf
Isn't it a pity?
Miles Williams
Man, I have a jawline through the.
John Clay Wolf
Middle of that city.
Miles Williams
Cause I don't go Well, I don't go Well, I don't dare cross that dangerous divide?
John Clay Wolf
Well, I don't go baby I don't go where I love?
Miles Williams
Well, it once could be found on your side of town where your sight.
John Clay Wolf
Of town.
Miles Williams
Your side down.
Bobbo
All right.
John Clay Wolf
Good job. Miles Williams. He's playing at the Rattlesnake Roadhouse tonight in Walnut Springs, Texas. Thank you for coming up, sir. Everybody else dial 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Because the next round is the lightning round. We're going to do the cars. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Year, make, model, miles, average, rough, clean. My name is John Clay Wolf. Be right back.
Michael Turley
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John Clay Wolf
This is the Lightning run where I bet everybody car on behalf of America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com Brian in Texas 03F350. This is RC. So it's a regular cab. Yes. And it's got 70000 miles. XLT. I think it's worth 70 something. It's.
Bobbo
It's 70 something.
John Clay Wolf
That's fine. Average, rougher, clean. There's. There's no scratches in the bed of it.
Bobbo
It looks like a brand new truck.
John Clay Wolf
Looks like a shoveling floor. I think it's 85 to 9, maybe 10. Go to, give me the vin.com. load it up. Let me take a look. Jerry O2 Ben's ML. 20 year old ML 320 with 70,000 miles, I think it's worth seven grand. Okay. All right. Yeah. Go to give me the vin.com. yeah. Lewis. Oh. 3 Mustang, Cobra. Damn, I wish it wasn't a convertible. I mean not that convertibles are bad. There's not as good as hard tops. So is. It's not. Is it a terminator? Yeah, it is a Terminator. Three mid-20s is the money on 33.000mile convertible. Yeah. What color? Black. Anything wrong with it? Nothing. Super clean. I'm the first owner. Oh, good. Right. Load it up. Load it up into givemetheven.com. tell them I soft bid it at 25 grand on the air. We need to look and I need to calibrate and look at some transactions, but I know I'm really close. Sure.
Bobbo
One more video.
John Clay Wolf
I need some help.
Bobbo
We getting rid of it. If you give me your idea real quick. It's a 2012 GL 550 Mercedes 101.101K. I need to get rid of that one bad.
John Clay Wolf
I think it's like 10,000 though, man.
Bobbo
Oh my goodness.
John Clay Wolf
I'm thinking about 18. I've been losing my butt on those damn Gls and especially the miles. I may be two grand light, but I don't think I'm four. It's 10 to 12 is the money.
Bobbo
Yeah, okay.
John Clay Wolf
But the terminator's good. The GL's bad. Yeah. Charlie in Arizona. 67 Cutlass, 442 convertible. Three time national championship show car wants 60,000. I don't know those cars that well off the top of my head. Tell you the truth. I know the 25 granders, but I don't know the $60,000. I don't know the original. Perfect. I. I don't know the market on that rig. Can you go load it into givemethevin.com so I can figure it out? I can do that for you, boss. Thank you. Thanks for calling. You got it, man. All right. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars and Radio for America's best car buyer. GiveMeTheEven.com.
Michael Turley
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Bobbo
Claywolf.Com we almost lost my granddad.
John Clay Wolf
He's 93 years old. He almost passed away on us. He almost lost him on the toilet. Boy, what a way to go right there. Can you imagine dying on the toilet? I mean, what do you say to the relatives at the wake to make them feel better? I mean, we're real sorry here about Ed, but at least he died doing what he loved. You know, that's what kind of made me. We heard he fought till the bitter end. And that's the thing. He wasn't a quitter. So he got it out. We're excited.
Bobbo
And that's Nice.
John Clay Wolf
We're gonna light a match tonight and remember him at midnight.
Michael Turley
We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, America's largest weekend morning show. Call in 800-800-RADIO.
John Clay Wolf
And we're back. We got Miles Williams and his bass player, his trusty bass player in the studio with us. Miles is part of the whole Williams family country music thing. We got Randy that wants to sell a used truck. Randy, what do you want, Randy?
Bobbo
I don't know what I want.
John Clay Wolf
I'm just trying to see what I.
Caller
Can get for it.
John Clay Wolf
You got 09 Silverado, 140,000 miles, crew cab, two wheel drive, average, rough or clean condition, average. Where's it sitting right now?
Bobbo
League City in my driveway.
John Clay Wolf
Okay. Does eight grand bite?
Bobbo
Yeah, just I'm looking to get a new one.
Caller
So it'll be a down payment on the new one.
John Clay Wolf
Well, go loaded into giveme the vin.com and say, John bought my truck for eight grand. Kevin. And Edmond, Oklahoma says Oklahoma ranks number six. And inbreeding, Mississippi is number one. And where do you get your information, Kev? That's quite a statement off of Facebook. The dude was pretty legit.
Caller
They were asking this gal, what state is this?
John Clay Wolf
They had it covered up.
Bobbo
And I was like, holy shit.
John Clay Wolf
He cussed. We had to dump him. You can't cuss on FCC airwaves just yet. Trump promised. He's done a dump. Censorship, censorship. And I will be the first radio host to drop an F bomb. I know right here on this show as soon as I can. I can't wait. So we're here with Miles and we've got his bass player, the bass player. I don't even know your name. Can I just call you bass player? Sure. Okay. And are you. Did you get thrown in jail with Miles?
Bass Player
No, not.
John Clay Wolf
You're not a very good buddy.
Bass Player
No, but. No, I've came through here before. The first time I came through Walnut springs was. Oh, God, 1997 maybe. And I had a job and I was gone out of the country for about 20, about three weeks. And it was a strange job, pretty stressful. And anyways, I came home, I told my wife, I go, I gotta get out of here. So I threw a sleeping bag and a bottle of tequila on the back of my motorcycle and I just headed southwest. I didn't have a map or anything on me. I just headed southwest. I got to Cleburne and took a left turn. And Walnut Springs really wasn't developed back then.
John Clay Wolf
I think. You got to Glen Rose and took a left turn.
Bass Player
Yeah. I think you're right. And it really wasn't developed back then. But, you know, I had some cool old buildings.
John Clay Wolf
I bet there were trailer parks that were more developed than Walnut Springs just three years ago.
Bass Player
Yeah, I don't think it had a gas station then. But anyways, so passed through here and then we kind of made this our annual pilgrimage, coming through here to go to the ROT rally every year from Dallas because we didn't want to go down 35.
John Clay Wolf
Did you know that the people that organized the ROT rally are helping me organize the Texas Rattlesnake rally that is going to be right here in Walnut Springs? May 15th through 18th is our inaugural year?
Bass Player
No, I didn't know that.
John Clay Wolf
Because the rock rally kind of petered out with COVID in some politics in the city. And so I've got the cities complete. Actually, we're talking about them just taking it over. It was my idea and I got it going and some other people. But yeah, we're gonna have a big ass rally here in mid May. Do you still ride?
Bass Player
Absolutely. I was gonna ride down here today, but when I said it's gonna be 35 degrees, I left the Indian in the garage and took the Subaru.
John Clay Wolf
Well, then you can grab your Indian in your tequila in your sleeping bag.
Bass Player
Absolutely.
John Clay Wolf
And the city's gonna let us pitch tents all over all their property. And I mean, it's gonna be game on. There's campgrounds that are already set up. Kind of like Sturgis south is the idea of what we're doing here.
Bass Player
Actually, I got a bunch of reprobate friends of mine that'll be happy to join me and come down here and patronize this town.
John Clay Wolf
So you, what were you doing that was so stressful?
Bass Player
Well, I should probably back up a little bit. I've been a musician since I was 15 years old. But I realized when I got out of college, I tried to make a living at it and I couldn't. And so when one of the many bands I was in broke up and I was in Austin out of school, I moved back to Dallas and took flying lessons. And it was a long and arduous process out of years and years. After that, I put out about 75 resumes trying to get an airline job when I thought I had enough time and experience to do that. And that's a hard thing to do, especially if you're not military. And finally I got an interview with these people and they called and asked me. Interviewed, they asked, have you ever landed on a dirt road? Would you Be willing to go to Africa and live in a tent for 45 days at a time? And would you like to fly a C130, which is a four engine military transport? And like an idiot, since I didn't have any other prospects, I said sure. And so anyways, it was a. It was a pretty harrowing job. I. I don't want to mention the name of the company, but I will say this. They were responsible for the Iran Contragate and keeping cocaine prices affordable. And in the mid-80s, see you.
John Clay Wolf
Were you like part of that Barry Seal deal out of Mina?
Bass Player
Barry Seal was gone by the time I got on the company.
John Clay Wolf
Okay. He was already dead. Yeah. Were you the next Barry Seal? Were you running the same kind of missions he was doing?
Bass Player
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you or I might be killed.
John Clay Wolf
I mean, it's a lot. A lot of time has passed and they did a movie about it. I mean, it's, it's.
Bass Player
Yeah, but they're. There was a many things that was not accurate in the movie.
John Clay Wolf
And so you were running guns down south and bringing back drugs.
Bass Player
I'm not saying anything.
John Clay Wolf
And then after that ended, what did you do?
Bass Player
They shut down in 1998 because the owner of the company at the time was a guy named Jim Bastian, who is the CIA's head counsel. After they ran Contra Gate, they said, well, government can no longer own an airline. So they did the next best thing. They sold it to the CIA's attorney. Anyways, they seized operations. When he died, the family couldn't sell the airline. You cannot sell an airline unless you can show financial records of the airline.
John Clay Wolf
Right.
Bass Player
They didn't have any of those. So anyways, I went to work for one of their competitors that was a little bit more on the up and up.
John Clay Wolf
Then. What's the name of that company?
Bass Player
Polar Air Cargo. And then I. I got tired of being gone for 20, 30 days at a time, so I took a job with the American Airlines so I'd have more time at home. And a month after I got hired, 911 happened and I had a lot of time at home.
John Clay Wolf
And did you keep flying after that?
Bass Player
Yeah, I did some charter companies, Learjets and whatnot. And then I was finally able to get on with a great company. Best airline in the world as far as I'm concerned. Southwest.
John Clay Wolf
That's who JD Worked for for a long time too, huh? And I rode your motorcycle. Southwest just randomly ended up in Walnut Springs on some hippie excursion to see the Buddha and you wound up flying for south for west. But you were hauling your mule and doping guns between the two. I like it.
Bass Player
Good story.
John Clay Wolf
So do you. Are you still current?
Bass Player
No, I. I retired when they had Covid, they offered an early buyout and so I retired in 2020.
John Clay Wolf
And then how many hours do you have?
Bass Player
23, 400. A year later I got a chance to fly a Learjet, which I cut my teeth flying freight in those things every night out of Dallas.
John Clay Wolf
I've got a Falcon 10.
Bass Player
Okay, good plane.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
Bass Player
And I flew one of those and about 20, 21, and I hadn't flown one in 20 years. So it was like. It was interesting. It was a whole different plane. A tiny little thing and took a while to get used to.
John Clay Wolf
Well, every once in a while I need somebody sit in the right seat that's got a heartbeat and half of a knowledge. I don't know what you're doing. We can't drink when we're doing it, but. All right, well, cool story. Thank you for telling it. I wish you'd tell us more about the dope running and the guns, but it doesn't seem like you're going to get any deeper. Do you have any more. Any more? Like, did you ever land on the dirt road and the. The aborigines came after you with spears? And I mean, anything crazy happened?
Bass Player
Yeah, I landed during two coups. One in Lagos, Nigeria, and one in Nandi, Fiji. And that was interesting. And because the. The tower chief and Nandy was a. A guy that wasn't supposed to be there, but he had a bunch of people with AK47s and his full tribal garb on, so we weren't going to argue with him, but the captain I was with did, and he was venting behind his breast, saying, if this happened 10 years ago, I could have got that guy killed. And I did not want to hear that.
John Clay Wolf
So you've had this career and now you're bass player for Miles Williams. You're just chilling out, huh?
Bass Player
I'm retired.
John Clay Wolf
So you are like Barry Seal. You just hadn't gotten shot yet. That's cool. All right, bass player, thank you for coming on. Miles, thank you for coming on. Y'all are playing at the Rattlesnake Roadhouse tonight. What time do you start? Do you even know? About eight or nine, probably.
Miles Williams
Whenever. This.
John Clay Wolf
She's not real good about saying what time the start time is. I'm just pulled the plug.
Miles Williams
If there's bikers there, I'm gonna play.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, well, thank you. All My name is John Clay Wolf. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Florida. Good morning Texas. Good morning Kansas City. Welcome to the super bowl again, Louisiana, of course, we're always on your side now. North Carolina, South Carolina, Nashville, we're coast to coast. California stations will come on in about an hour and we will be right back.
Bobbo
I got a shotgun, a rifle and a four wheel drive and a country boy can survive country folks can survive.
Michael Turley
And now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemetheven.com make up your mind, Ola.
John Clay Wolf
This is one of the bands we're working on for the rally.
Bobbo
Oh, yeah. Wow.
John Clay Wolf
8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. J.D. ryan, how the hell are you?
DJ Pre K
Good morning, John.
John Clay Wolf
What's going on in Florida? That's weird.
DJ Pre K
Florida news.
Bobbo
Well, now, from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D.
John Clay Wolf
Ryan.
DJ Pre K
Had somebody in the office this week ask me, are you really a lifeguard?
John Clay Wolf
No, no, I'm a nudist now.
DJ Pre K
Yeah, landlords in Florida, they can be really tough. Here's a landlord being accused of killing his tenant after a dispute over the thermostat in the apartment Last Saturday morning, 37 year old Adam Anson went to the efficiency apartment connected to his home because he wanted to adjust the thermostat. And the situation, well escalated. Cut number seven.
John Clay Wolf
Adam Anson remains in jail tonight with no bond. The 37 year old is charged with second degree murder and armed burglary with assault. The Miami Dade Sheriff's office says on Saturday morning Anson forced his way into his tenant's attached deficiency in Westchester to change the thermostat. Deputies say he then punched 57 year old Carlos Gonzalez, dragged him outside and shot him multiple times in the head. They say Anson then went inside to change the thermostat before calling 911. He says he shot Gonzalez in self defense. What?
DJ Pre K
Yeah. You want to roll the thermostat down before you call the cops?
John Clay Wolf
Jeez.
J.D. Ryan
Don't you want to do that with your wife sometime? Not shoot her but just get fights with the thermostat?
John Clay Wolf
Oh, it's one degree we argue over.
DJ Pre K
Yeah, one degree.
John Clay Wolf
70 to 71. That's amazing. It's a serious issue, actually.
Bobbo
I haven't done it in years.
John Clay Wolf
I like 70, she likes 71 and elementary. I just get up when she goes to sleep and change it and then she gets up when she wakes up in the middle night, go to the restroom or something and puts it back I mean, it's just constant.
DJ Pre K
One degree, like you can tell one degree you can. An elementary school principal in Florida is in some hot water after hosting an alcohol infused party for the kids.
John Clay Wolf
There you go.
DJ Pre K
Elizabeth Brunigan, a 47 year old principal of Element Elementary School in Cocoa beach, was arrested after the cops were called to report her house party. Sounds like some out of a movie. When officers arrived, they found more than 100 juveniles dressed in matching T shirts. And so, so in other words, they planned this. They printed the shirts and many of them, well, intoxicated. Cat number eight.
Michael Turley
An underage house party at a Brevard county principal's home ends with first responders treating a heavily intoxicated juvenile in the front yard. A nearby traffic stop landed one juvenile.
John Clay Wolf
In jail, charged with a dui. They're the most precious things to your children and, and you're, you're trying to raise them well, and then they have this influence in their life. It's, you know, it's, it just breaks my heart.
Michael Turley
Hill Brodigan is the principal at Theodore Roosevelt Elementary School and Cocoa Beach. Police say around 100 kids were partying.
John Clay Wolf
At home on Sunday night and drinking.
Michael Turley
Alcohol available in coolers throughout the house. Hill Brodigan is facing charges of child neglect, contributing to the delinquency of a minor and holding an open house party.
John Clay Wolf
Speaking of non funny Florida stories, this is serious for a minute. There's a little girl named avery rice, she's 13 years old, in the neighborhood of Satellite Beach, Montecito neighborhood. She was snatched and they're looking for. It's a friend of mine's daughter. It's a friend of mine's friend's daughter And Avery Rice, 13 year old, gorgeous. Here's a picture of her and she's brown eyes, wears braces and if you have any information of her, please just go to jcwshow.com and click contact John and I'll get it to him because he is looking for his daughter.
DJ Pre K
Where was it? What part?
John Clay Wolf
Montecito. Montecito neighborhood is Satellite beach in Delora Middle School. And she was snatched out of the, I think the bus line.
DJ Pre K
Geez.
John Clay Wolf
Something like that. I may be off on that, but it's, it's pretty weird. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Mike. How did we do last week on the bets we pushed?
J.D. Ryan
Oh, okay, so you're down 500 and we've got time to talk about it. Maybe we do some prop bets, five of them for 100 bucks each. Or we'll think. I'm thinking about it here.
John Clay Wolf
He's feeling good. Good. He's a good man. It's either shining.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah, we can make it really interesting.
John Clay Wolf
So, okay, prop bets. Describe prop bets. Like just dumb.
J.D. Ryan
Oh, yeah, that could be like, does Mahomes throw over 20 passes?
John Clay Wolf
Right.
J.D. Ryan
You know, just tell Kelsey get a touchdown, things like that. Those are prop bets.
John Clay Wolf
How many times do they go to Taylor Swift?
J.D. Ryan
Yeah, I mean, there's all kinds of fun things we could do. We got a time though, because we got a week in between.
John Clay Wolf
How many times did they go to Taylor Swift last year?
J.D. Ryan
I believe it was like 16 times or something. It was crazy. Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We're fixing to add about 40 more affiliate stations in this next hour right now. And we will be right back. Remember, J CWShow.com is where you can watch the show and listen to it on the free video stream. It's just a YouTube live stream, but we have multiple cameras in here and the sound quality is good. So please post up on your listeners, post up on your social medias, the live stream. I'd like to see how high we could get the numbers today.
DJ Pre K
Okay.
John Clay Wolf
We still haven't busted a thousand. Starting to piss me off. I mean, how do we have a million listeners a week? We have a thousand people on the damn live stream. That's weird. We'll be right back. And your sweet desire? Don't you do it? Don't you do it. Higher and higher, baby It's a living thing? It's a terrible thing to lose? It's a given thing.
Bobbo
Are you ready to go meet your new little brother, Billy?
John Clay Wolf
Sure, dad. Dad?
Bobbo
Yeah, son?
John Clay Wolf
Where do little brothers come from?
Bobbo
Well, a stork brings em.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, so mommy a stork.
Bobbo
Yes. Yes, she did, Billy. Your mother's a dirty, dirty woman. And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Glaiwolf show starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ Pre K, Rush Limbo, Keith Richards, Romero Romo, Randy the Chipmunk and Satan, the Prince of darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.
John Clay Wolf
My wife wants everybody to know that she called Ohio State as the champs and the chiefs of going to the Super Bowl.
Bobbo
Is that right?
John Clay Wolf
She. I didn't hear this being said throughout the season, but she's very adamant that it did occur. And then if I would listen to her more often.
J.D. Ryan
You wouldn't be down $500.
John Clay Wolf
I wouldn't be down $500.
Bobbo
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio G. What is up with the LA fires? Is it calming yet?
Gigi Drummond
I think it's calming. Last time they were like 70 something percent contained, but people are still facing a lot of damage to their property and things like that. That's really sad.
John Clay Wolf
It's terrible. Yeah.
Gigi Drummond
But I think they're good.
John Clay Wolf
Speech impediment. Terence, what's going on in Austin? Well, nice and sunny and beautiful. Everyone's having a great time. Think of you in Florida. I was made in day. I came up premature on Miami Beach.
Bobbo
So how are you, John?
John Clay Wolf
Okay, well, thank you for the update. Speech impedimentaries. We always appreciate it. Crab, do you have a more clear deal on the fires? Is it 70% contained?
DJ Pre K
It's pretty much. They're out because it's rained pretty hard last weekend and I turned 70, dude. And. And I missed my favorite show last Saturday morning because I was in bed with food poisoning.
John Clay Wolf
My.
DJ Pre K
Went out and ate some oysters at Temecula restaurant. And I've never been so sick of my life, dude. It's like, I'm glad I'm here this morning.
John Clay Wolf
We're glad you're here too. Alive. And Happy birthday, crab.
J.D. Ryan
70.
John Clay Wolf
Wow. 70, wow.
Gigi Drummond
I didn't know he was that old.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, he's that old.
Bobbo
That's kind of hard to believe. He doesn't sound that old. Good, good, good. Dude. One of our diehards. If he's not a P1, I don't know who is.
John Clay Wolf
We. We covered the Bill Burr Billy Corrigan thing last week with them being half brothers.
Bobbo
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
And is more come out this week. Is he, like, pissed about last week?
DJ Pre K
We talked about the clips from the Howie Mandel podcast where he introduced Billy Corrigan and of course, Bill Burr. You may or may not have heard this. Here, let's recap it. Cutting 2.1.
John Clay Wolf
And look who's here. Oh, hey. What's up? You're an Billy Corgan. I thought this would be great to bring a family together. He didn't tell you? He told me you were totally cool with me coming. That's what he does. Did you ever think the fact that I never told that story that, you know, maybe you shouldn't? He told me you were cool. You're a Cubs fan. That tracks. Are we gonna go play catch? We're both in our 50s. It's not that I don't like him.
Bobbo
It's.
John Clay Wolf
It's.
Bobbo
It's.
John Clay Wolf
It reminds Me of all of that, so. All right, whatever. I mean, I like your music. I appreciate that. Okay, great.
DJ Pre K
Now, Bill, Bill Burr, chilled out a little bit, but apparently still hacked off about it. He was still talking about the incident on the Rich Ison show this week. 2.2.
John Clay Wolf
How he did what he did because he is a Hollywood and he doesn't care what happens. He could have said something and he just. Just threw it out. Brings up all that weirdness. Cowie. So he's like, sort of hard to hate. How do you, like, hate a germaphobe? He's like, not threatening. He like, just walks with his arms in so he doesn't rub against curtains that he owns. That's the weirdest thing about him. He's a strange man.
DJ Pre K
Basically threw him to the dog. The Billboard will get over it eventually.
J.D. Ryan
I guess they got to keep going with this, don't they?
DJ Pre K
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
Who's Richard? Bill Burr or Billy Corgan?
J.D. Ryan
Oh, Corrigan, I would think.
DJ Pre K
Yeah.
Bobbo
Yeah. Those music royalties just continue to pile.
J.D. Ryan
Up, you know, I mean, he's getting paid right now.
John Clay Wolf
Is he though? No.
J.D. Ryan
Depends on what he signed.
Bobbo
That's because he's smarter than the Eagles.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah, right.
John Clay Wolf
What did the Eagles do?
Bobbo
They refused to let us play their music.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, that's right.
Bobbo
No royalties. Uncle Donnie.
John Clay Wolf
What a bunch of bitches.
Bobbo
I called my manager and told him.
DJ Pre K
Told him to kiss my ass.
Bobbo
They play our songs without permission, we're gonna sue them.
DJ Pre K
He will too.
Bobbo
Downfielder is still fired.
John Clay Wolf
So what's the line on the super bowl next week, Mike?
J.D. Ryan
It's one and a half right now.
John Clay Wolf
Chiefs favorite. Pretty tight?
J.D. Ryan
Oh, yeah, it's very tight.
DJ Pre K
Okay. Is there anybody that really, really cares about either one of these games? I mean.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, there's a lot of our listeners that do there. You really run in Kansas City and we're. We have plenty of Philly fans.
DJ Pre K
Okay.
J.D. Ryan
Three piece A. Historic.
John Clay Wolf
It's historic. Yeah, but what's up with Philly? Why do they keep going? I'm starting to get a little pissed.
J.D. Ryan
Because they've got a good general manager. John.
John Clay Wolf
I'm sick of Philly going.
Bobbo
Dude, they whipped after the divisionals, man, they whipped a really good looking. I was going to say Redskins. Washington Commanders team whipped them like stepchild. Badly.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
Bobbo
I did not. I did not like the outcome of either of the conference games last week. And I'm mad about it. And I'm not getting the Super Bowl. I wanted. I'm gonna watch the game.
John Clay Wolf
Which. Which one did you want?
Bobbo
Well, I really you know, it's. The Bills are due, man.
John Clay Wolf
Did they not already go a couple years ago?
Bobbo
I mean, they obviously didn't earn the super bowl this year, but they. I mean, they earned something. What a great. What a great season.
John Clay Wolf
Have you ever been to Buffalo?
Bobbo
No.
John Clay Wolf
It's a terrible place.
Bobbo
I've heard that, but that's just another reason, like, give them something.
John Clay Wolf
I've been. I'd rather see the Browns go than the Button than the Bills.
Bobbo
Right. Commander's Bills. I wanted to see that.
John Clay Wolf
Who's hotshot in basketball right now? Isn't there one team that's like got a 90% win rate? I forgot who it is.
J.D. Ryan
Cleveland Cavaliers are really good right now, which is crazy.
John Clay Wolf
Speaking of Cleveland.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah, but it's. You really don't. NBA doesn't make much a difference until after the All Star game, so end of February, then you start really paying attention. Mavs are so banged up. If you're Dallas Mavericks fans that, I mean, if they make the playoffs, that may be healthy, then they have a shot, but I can't see them going back to the championship.
John Clay Wolf
Is Luka been out most of the season?
J.D. Ryan
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
Is he still out or does he still out now?
J.D. Ryan
He's still out. Me calf.
Bobbo
You know, we were watching the Nuggets last night at the bar and they were looking pretty. Pretty well put together. They've got some. Some fast moving chemistry there.
John Clay Wolf
The Denver nugs.
Bobbo
Yeah, the two pass. Zap, zap three.
DJ Pre K
Did you guys see the new study out? 55% of people feel that Monday after the super bowl should be a holiday. Studies have found that workers are generally less productive. Yeah, because they're hungover here. Travis and Jason Kelsey on their podcast reacting to some folks suggesting that. How about this? The super bowl be played on Saturday instead of Monday. Cut number three.
John Clay Wolf
It's a great idea.
Bobbo
No, completely. It's one day out of the year. All right, One day.
John Clay Wolf
The super bowl is meant to be played on Sunday. Yeah. If anything, we need to make Monday a holiday.
Bobbo
Yeah, just make Monday a holiday. The country should change what they're doing.
John Clay Wolf
For the Super Bowl.
Bobbo
Not the super bowl, for the country. Come on now, people.
John Clay Wolf
Come on.
DJ Pre K
It's more important to come on the country or the Super Bowl.
John Clay Wolf
And brother Kelsey retired, so he's not playing this year, right? Nope.
J.D. Ryan
He's an analyst for espn.
Bobbo
Yeah. So he's formerly of the Eagles and now he's got to watch his brother with the Chiefs play his former team. I wonder if he's conflicted at all.
J.D. Ryan
You Got to go for your brother, right?
Bobbo
I don't know, man.
John Clay Wolf
Matters how your brother treated you when you were growing up. I was gonna say.
J.D. Ryan
I'm not gonna ask you, John, because.
DJ Pre K
We knew where that was going.
John Clay Wolf
8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.
DJ Pre K
And what are the odds that he gets engaged? That he'll actually.
Gigi Drummond
He did.
DJ Pre K
Taylor, stop it.
John Clay Wolf
Shut up. Gigi, stop this.
Gigi Drummond
Last night on the news, he did.
DJ Pre K
You gotta stop watching whatever channel that was.
J.D. Ryan
He's not. No, it's a prop bet.
DJ Pre K
Yeah. Maybe you saw that thinking.
J.D. Ryan
A prop meaning if at the end of the super bowl, there's a bet if he's gonna ask Taylor to marry him, you can bet yes or no. Basically.
Gigi Drummond
I don't know, because he already did.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
No, he didn't. It would be all over the place. No, he didn't.
J.D. Ryan
Not off your Facebook feed that you watched.
Gigi Drummond
Yes, he did. I read it on the Internet.
J.D. Ryan
Okay, we go to Gigi for news, right?
Gigi Drummond
That's right.
John Clay Wolf
Did y'all see that Learjet, speaking of Philly, blow up in Philadelphia last time?
DJ Pre K
Wow, that's awful. Awful.
John Clay Wolf
I mean, they must have been full of fuel. That thing, the explosion off of that.
DJ Pre K
It had just taken off. So they were full of fuel. They were going to Mexico as a Mexican medical flight. So they had doctored and patient. It was just. I have no idea yet what happened.
Bobbo
It's time for plane talk with your captain, jd.
DJ Pre K
Oh, God. Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
What happened?
DJ Pre K
I have no idea.
John Clay Wolf
I mean, they took off and they crashed off.
DJ Pre K
Came straight, straight down. Normally, I mean, after I take off, if there's a problem, you end up crashing, but you can, you know, land sort of horizontally. This was vertical straight down for a Learjet.
John Clay Wolf
That didn't happen very often, ever.
DJ Pre K
I mean, just. I'm sure it has, but I can't even imagine. Your pilot, what situation right after takeoff.
John Clay Wolf
Lost the rudder. I mean, lost the elemental.
DJ Pre K
Yeah.
J.D. Ryan
Some of the footage, it looks like there's some type of explosion in the air. So who knows?
DJ Pre K
Of course, it was at night, and you got all these cameras, and nobody can see anything.
John Clay Wolf
Why were there so many cameras?
J.D. Ryan
Well, everybody's got cameras. There's door cameras are shown some people walking out of their house, and it sounds like a bomb going off.
DJ Pre K
Of course, the one in Washington happened near the airport, said they got all kinds of cameras there.
John Clay Wolf
And I don't think that that was intentional. The conspiracy people, that's.
DJ Pre K
Anybody that you punch yourself in the face if you think that was. You've Said something on Facebook like that. The helicopter flew right into him. Clearly it was suicide.
John Clay Wolf
Shut up.
Bobbo
Is that really going on?
DJ Pre K
Yes.
Bobbo
I haven't. Wow.
DJ Pre K
Nothing was on. Intentional.
John Clay Wolf
8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. The car segment is coming up next. So year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean during this commercial break. It's a real shorty. So get them, get the information out fast. I'll bid the car on behalf of givemetheven.com and then we'll go to the next one. You can load your car and givemetheven.com to confirm what we did on the radio or if you don't want to call in, just go to give me the vin. We're paying a little more than we were a few weeks ago for cars. The market's coming up, it's that time of year. So if you went to give me the van and we missed you by a thousand bucks a month ago or two months ago, odds are we'll catch you on this one. Because the market, we buy and sell the market. Give me the vin.com and it is increasing. It's getting better. We'll be right back.
Michael Turley
Now back to the John Clay wolf show presented by givemethevent.com hit him up right now, 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf and.
John Clay Wolf
This is the lightning round where we buy the cars on the radio from you guys. Rick in Virginia. 14 Chevy Cruze diesel with 98, 000 miles. What do you want for it?
Bobbo
Turbo.
John Clay Wolf
What do you want for it? 20, 21, 20,000. Is this a joke?
Bobbo
No, this thing is, this is a turbo inside. I mean this is spotless on the inside.
John Clay Wolf
Leather, cruise control, you got heated seats, everything.
Bobbo
This thing gets an average of 46 to 47 miles to the gallon on the highway.
Caller
It gets up over to 58 miles to the gallon.
John Clay Wolf
Let's start over. 2014, 11 year old Chevy Cruze. It's like a tin can, like a coke can. It's the smallest, one of the smallest cars Chevrolet makes. It is a diesel, yes, probably a three cylinder diesel, maybe a four. It's gotten right at 100,000 miles. And you want how much?
Bobbo
Around 20. It's too damn high.
John Clay Wolf
Did they legalize marijuana in the state of Virginia?
Bobbo
Yes, they did.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, well, you partake, my friend. You partake. I, I think this is like the worst differential of reality versus what you, what your expectations. I've heard in a long time. I'm entertained. This is Funny as hell is what this is. You. You are a comedian.
Bobbo
I am kind of funny.
John Clay Wolf
You're pretty damn funny.
Caller
What do you think it's worth?
John Clay Wolf
I won't even. I won't even waste my time bidding that car.
Caller
Okay.
John Clay Wolf
All right. Thank you. What the hell is that? I mean, it's 3,000 bucks. 3,500. Chris, you've got an unfinished project on your hand. You want me to finish it for you? Yes, I do. That's what I love doing with my spare time, is finishing your projects. Can I come over and wash your dishes and do your bed sheets when we're done? I'm trying to hold my husband's hand and get him to get rid of some of the toys, the boats, the cars, because we're getting older. So I've got a 54 Chevy wagon. It's orange in color with a white roof, white wall type. It's a 235six cylinder. It is. The interior is completely redone. I have all the restoration papers, all the books on this vehicle. Clear title. The mileage only shows 37 miles, so it's 85, 90% finish. It needs, like, the trim pieces put on along the side of the car and the driver's side door panel has to be, you know, screwed in, little stuff like that. But I have to say, the starter is not working properly, so my guy's coming to put in a new starter. Otherwise, it runs good. Podbeam, your message amplified. Ready to share your message with the world. Start your podcast journey with Podbean. Podbean, the AI powered all in one podcast platform.
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Gigi Drummond
Mm.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. I mean, sounds like it's ten. Sounds like it's ten. Sounds like it's ten grand. I've been in the car business myself, and I was like, come on, get rid of it. Did you tell your husband? He stoned off his ass. Well, he smokes pot too. So I guess we got all the pot smokers calling it with all the high prices this morning. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy. I really don't buy cars from stoners because they're too high to sell them. We'll be right back.
Michael Turley
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Bobbo
Clay Wolf show salutes Black History Month with our own Gigi Drummond.
Gigi Drummond
Shout out to Garrett Morgan, the inventor of the stoplight and the gas mask. And an honorable mention goes to Jamaica Masby, first to throw her hands in the air and wave around as if she just didn't care.
John Clay Wolf
To see. Oh, yeah.
Michael Turley
We're back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Call in toll free, 800, 800 radio. And now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf Jr.
John Clay Wolf
Maddox, are you there? Can you hear me?
Maddox
I am here.
John Clay Wolf
Did you get those pictures of the guy's boob job removal that I sent you?
Maddox
You did not send me pictures of.
John Clay Wolf
A boob job removal. Maybe you did not notice, that's what it was. Didn't I send you a stack of pictures last night of a guy with his shirt off? Of course I did. I mean, so typical.
Maddox
You sent me a video. There's nothing here over food jobs.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, well, I'm gonna send you one and I want you to load it in the computer because a friend of mine had a boob job and I want to talk about it. So we'll get to that later.
J.D. Ryan
That happens all the time. I mean, I send my kids pictures like that, you know.
John Clay Wolf
What is that? Well, he's running the video board, so I want him to load it into the stream so the people can watch it that are watching on the video stream@jcwshow.com I'm intrigued.
Bobbo
What's the. What's the.
John Clay Wolf
Well, I mean, let's. Let's tease it so that we get the. The images because the images are. Are way better than the story. It's. It's unbelievable. Actually, I asked him if he mind if I brought this up on the air and he said no, Just changed my name. So his name is Bob, of course.
Bobbo
Just like Fight Club.
John Clay Wolf
Mail from jail.
Bobbo
Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. John. This week's mail from jail entry reads, what's up, John Clay Wolf show Brew crew, AKA modern day Motley Crue. Oh, after the two. Forgive the nonsensical rhymes. It's just something I do. Y'all are freaking hilarious. I love the show. It's especially funny when Senior Juan gets pissed. I can't stand most of the morning shows. Y'all know what I'm talking about. I did like Kid Craddock in the morning. May rest in peace. Phil Hendry is one of my all time favorites too. Of course, I'm very funny as well and quite brilliant. Can I write for the show? I need a job. I'd like to provide content for the show in exchange for monies.
John Clay Wolf
Then why don't you give us some examples?
Bobbo
I've been in the county jail for a year. I need money to hire a good attorney to help me fight my case. I'm in here for ripping the tags off of mattresses. They don't play about that stuff. I can't help myself. It's compulsion.
DJ Pre K
He's trying to be funny.
Bobbo
I wasn't always like this. I used to just never rewind VHS tapes. Never. But when Blockbuster went out of business, I needed an outlet. Damn you, Netflix. Obviously I'm freestyling. But sadly, the real reason I'm in jail is even more hilarious. I broke up with my girlfriend and she had me arrested. She claims that I scratched her. I saw the pictures. I'm not down playing it actually, more or less. Rather a scrape is all. It was ridiculous. Anyways, I look forward to doing business with you, sir. Best regards, Umberto Juan Ramirez.
John Clay Wolf
I just need to get give him my bank account information so he can do eft auto draft. Right?
Bobbo
Travis County Correctional Complex, Del Valle, Texas. If you've got mail from jail partner, just send it on down the line to us here at P.O. box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. The zip code is 76147.
J.D. Ryan
John, you could. Everybody that writes in wants a job. You notice that? So if you want. If you're looking for people, you can hire any of these guys.
DJ Pre K
Remember the time the guy just walked up to our office and asked where John was? Well, I don't. How can I help you? I just got out of federal prison and John said on the radio I should come on see him. Oh, in that case, he's right over there.
John Clay Wolf
8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Did you know these tariffs went into effect last night on Canada and Mexico? Are you. Have you been following this yeti?
DJ Pre K
Yeah, I got a friend of mine who does a lot of T shirts and hats and Stuff printing. And he said that's going to really hurt his business.
John Clay Wolf
Really hurt. I mean it's gonna. His. Not as much as. I mean this is. I don't know why I'm so dumb and haven't been like really watching this closer. But this is a big deal. Yeah, you know much. We've outsourced everything to Mexico. Everything on the border. Yeah, guys in the valley, I mean we're on the, we're on in the valley. I mean that there's a mass movement every day across that border. And these companies have built factories right on the other side of the border. It's over. It's just gonna stop. 25%. 25% is the tax to bring it over now.
J.D. Ryan
Unless there's negotiation. I mean, this is negotiation.
DJ Pre K
It's a negotiation. It's. It's chess.
John Clay Wolf
Well, it's not today at this minute. It is not. It is real and it is over. Like bringing Canadian cars down. Because a lot of dealers bring Canadian cars down to play the exchange rate. It's over. Can't do it.
Bobbo
He did that with Colombia and it worked.
John Clay Wolf
What'd he do in Colombia?
Bobbo
Columbia didn't appreciate him sending.
DJ Pre K
The deep.
Bobbo
Undocumented flights, Colombians back to Colombia on a military plane.
DJ Pre K
They denied.
Bobbo
So this is unacceptable. And he said, well, how about a. How about a 25 tariff? They said, said, oh, never mind.
DJ Pre K
Would you like to use our plane? That's literally what they said.
John Clay Wolf
What is it that he wants from Mexico in exchange, Bob? Do you know?
DJ Pre K
I do not.
Bobbo
Guacamole.
DJ Pre K
Why did I ask Bob, when I could have asked Gigi?
Bobbo
What the hell else would you want? All the cocaine's in Colombia.
John Clay Wolf
No, I mean seriously, I know he wants him to get control of the cartel and I know that he wants to go in there and hit him nuclear style, but I mean this is big.
Bobbo
It could be.
John Clay Wolf
You're going to see a inflation increase today. Monday morning steel is going to go up. Everything's going to go up. Everything is going to go up immediately.
Bobbo
People don't realize how much stuff we get from Mexico now that we didn't 30 years ago. A lot of manufacturing down there.
John Clay Wolf
You're going to hear a big sucking sound from south of the border. The NAFTA agreement, you remember?
Bobbo
Yeah. Oh yeah.
John Clay Wolf
It just closed. Grand opening. Grand close. I think this is a bigger deal than anybody understands. Nothing. Anybody. Then I haven't even really started thinking about it until yesterday. And I'm like, no, surely this didn't happen. I mean, surely y'all were kidding, right? I mean this was all bluff. It was all a negotiation, right? Nope. It's law. It's real. It's any. Every single thing that is made in Mexico that's coming over here, new products, 25% on the uptick. That knocks all efficiencies of scale out. All of it. Done. Game over.
DJ Pre K
You're making a bigger deal out of it than the news people are.
John Clay Wolf
Well, I'm telling you I'm right.
DJ Pre K
You're seeing it. You're seeing some that they're not.
John Clay Wolf
I'm a half ass redneck. Economics, I can't even say it. Economics, economist. I get it.
DJ Pre K
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
No, no. If there's one thing I understand is market in numbers. And I'm telling you this is not big. It's huge.
Bobbo
You got a pension for that though. The great prognosticator. How many times has John just popped off a prediction?
DJ Pre K
So many times.
Bobbo
Sometimes nine, sometimes 12 months later you're like, you know. Remember you said that was gonna happen?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. And this ain't gonna be 12 months later. There's gonna be three weeks.
Bobbo
No, but you do that.
DJ Pre K
Wow.
Bobbo
You. You kind of, you know, you gotta.
DJ Pre K
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
I'm calling a hurricane.
DJ Pre K
Damn.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
Gigi Drummond
Maybe he just wants us to buy American.
John Clay Wolf
Well, that's part of it.
Gigi Drummond
And stuff like that before, so why not?
John Clay Wolf
But do you notice that the things that. That sweater you have on and that wig that you're wearing is cheaper today? It's cheaper today or the same price as it was when you were 14. Think about that. Yeah. Think about what you were given for shirts when you were a teenager. Think about what you're giving today. It's the same price. How is that slave labor? That's how it is. It's not slave labor, but it's damn near.
Gigi Drummond
Did you really want to go there?
John Clay Wolf
No, I'm just being real. And. And they just chop that off. So now we're all the things in our society that are like, this is crazy. A lot of things are high. There's a lot of things that are the same prices when we're kids. It's over.
Bobbo
You know them on Saturday Night Live last week did the advisements on Weekend Update. Ladies, I'm telling you right now, buy those weaves, buy those weeds while you can. Buy them all whether you need them or not. They're going to cost triple next week. Remember that. Women, you better buy those weeds. Buy them weeds.
John Clay Wolf
You can go to the We Lost weaves of Baton Rouge, the Facebook group, if you'd like to Find yours. My name is John clay wolf by cars and radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com. we also buy RVs, travel trailers, motor homes, coaches at give me the VIN bikes, dirt bikes, motorcycles, side. Besides all that good stuff. Giveme the vin.com. this program is also brought to you by Gordon boswell flowers. If you don't want to remember how to spell that, just go to jcwshow.com there's a link right there. Coast to coast, they've been sponsoring us for, God, seven years. And everybody around the country that gets Gordon boswell flowers sends us. Not everybody, but so many send us thank you emails because those flower companies that you know, I don't want to use the name of them. Sure, but you've done it. I've done it. You pay 200 bucks for flowers. They send you a picture saying thank you and you're like, man, that's like $30 worth of flowers at Gordon Boswell. It's 250. Not 200, sure, but it's like, whoa, that's 250 for the flowers, remote style. We'll be right back. Has a loved one died and left you an old car to sell? GiveMeTheVin.com has just launched the new service.
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John Clay Wolf
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DJ Pre K
I gotta lose.
John Clay Wolf
No way. I gotta.
Bobbo
Me.
John Clay Wolf
I've been locked inside your heart box for weeks. I've been drowning to magnets are bit trap. I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black. Down to your P.R. hey wait. I got a little complain forever and.
Bobbo
Down to your PR.
John Clay Wolf
30 seconds. You're in mine.
Bobbo
You're in mine.
John Clay Wolf
You're in life. A powerful new Chinese AI tool called Deep Seek is threatening the US dominance.
J.D. Ryan
Of this emerging technology.
John Clay Wolf
Deep Sea is on par with what OpenAI and Google have made. Even though those companies are sinking billions of dollars. Deep Seek did it for cheaper. In a matter of months, who would.
Bobbo
Have expected the Chinese to do it it cheaper? I can't believe it.
John Clay Wolf
By the way, I do know this.
DJ Pre K
Is bad news financially, but is anyone.
John Clay Wolf
Else somewhat excited that AI had its job replaced by AI? Yeah.
Michael Turley
We're back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethe vin.com America's largest weekend morning show. 800, 800 radio. Check out the podcast@jcwshow.com and now they're.
John Clay Wolf
Accusing Deep Seek, like any good Chinese knockoff, to have stolen Microsoft's code. And that's how they did it so fast. Speech impediment. Terence, what do you think about the tariffs in Mexico? Terrible. Yeah? Why? You know, you said you're important. I'm sorry about the fires. I didn't hear. I think terrible so hard you took the words right out of my mouth. I. Ryan? Ryan. Mack, you there?
Caller
Yep.
John Clay Wolf
So you've been importing stuff on the cheap from overseas for 30 years. Let's call it 30 years. I think that's about right. Horse blankets, fans, extension cords, the works. Parts.
Caller
Yep.
John Clay Wolf
I talked to you the other day and you were in Vietnam. In Vietnam, is that correct?
Caller
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
And you're hunting for a new source because the China embargo. Ish. Is that correct?
Caller
Yeah. And it's been telegraphed for a number of years that China's not our friend. They're. They're not a. Never going to be a US ally anytime soon. So you better get your production out of China. Right.
John Clay Wolf
So you moved yours to Mexico. You moved yours to Mexico and built plants and hired companies on the other side of El Paso and whatever. Sonora, whatever it is down there. And now they're shutting this off.
Caller
Well, not exactly shutting off. So. So there's threats of tariffs and I have no idea. I've stopped, you know, trying to hook into the news on an. On an hourly basis to try to see if they've done this. I don't know if they did it today. We heard yesterday back and forth and back and forth, but. So we went ahead and shifted production, moved production out of China into the United or, excuse me, into Mexico in a twin plant system. So it's both a plant in Mexico and the plant in the US we benefit each other, essentially. Things that we can't find people to do here. And we're in the Dallas Fort Worth area. We moved to Mexico.
John Clay Wolf
Right, right.
Caller
And it works great because they need jobs. There's lots of folks that are ready and willing to do the job, and we need people to do the job. The automation, the heavily skilled jobs, they're all in the United States.
John Clay Wolf
States.
Caller
It helps the U.S. keep jobs in the U.S. okay. And so we could have a tariff tomorrow of 25% on everything we bring in, or we might not have a terror.
John Clay Wolf
How would you not. I mean, why. I mean, my understanding is it went into law last night.
Caller
I don't know what the actual. With the actual tariff codes are, that sometimes they do tariff codes on specific items coming across. So it could be mine, it could not be mine. I don't know. But the hardest part about this is the fact that like when, when this was first threatened a couple of months ago, it's. It might be. It might not be. We could, we couldn't. It's my choice. It all comes down to one guy, really, and he's making these promises to tariff. Mexico did not happen on the campaign trail. That happened like a week before the election or maybe a week after, something like that. So the timing is, you know, freaking tough. So it's like if. To put it in other people's perspective. So you, John, if. If next week you might have a tax of 25% on every vehicle you buy from a consumer.
John Clay Wolf
I'm out of business. Out of business. I'm done. I'm out of business.
Caller
But are you. Because hypothetically, you could pass on the increase to your customers 25%.
John Clay Wolf
Did we run on a 3% mark? Margins?
Caller
Right. Right. So we're very similar too, is, you know, we're not exactly making 100 margins by any means. And so, so what do you do that? The question is, we were, we were sitting back earlier this year, like, you know, the best thing we should do, just close everything down, lay everybody off, see how this all goes and then pick it up. Of course you can't do that. Right.
John Clay Wolf
It's just, dude. I mean, but really, if Monday morning, it costs 25% to bring this Mexican stuff across the board order, you're done in Mexico.
Caller
Not.
John Clay Wolf
Not 25. Come on.
Caller
No. Even then. So we've already told our customers, if this happens, you're getting a price increase the next day. People, we make. We manufacture fans, we manufacture things that go into garages and homes and stuff like that. People need it. It's not like they can't go without it now. They'll probably go with less, but they definitely won't go without. But we're not. We're not going to put ourselves out of business to uphold a price, you know, to, you know, just to be honorable or something like that. We can't.
John Clay Wolf
No, I think. And this is what I said, I mean, I mean, if you think about the shirts, specifically textiles that we wear, the prices are basically the same as they were in the 80s.
Caller
Right.
John Clay Wolf
And I just think this is a way bigger deal than people are acting like it is. I think. I think it is changing the mixture of oxygen.
DJ Pre K
Wow.
John Clay Wolf
I think it is just unbelievable. Different. 25%. Do you know much stuff is made in Mexico?
DJ Pre K
Yeah, why even the news channel under.
Caller
A trillion dollars is what we do.
John Clay Wolf
Hey, Max, are you. Max? Why is Trump. What is Trump wanting Mexico to do? What is this negotiation?
Maddox
There's probably, I think, three big reasons. Number one, he believes that by using tariffs on Canada in Mexico, he can get them to sort of help him with his immigration plans. He can get them to work on their side on immigration.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
Maddox
He believes that the drugs that are filling in, he and Claudia Sheinbaum, president of Mexico, they had a meeting where they talked about it, but it does seem to be going well. Claudia Sheinbaum and Trump do not seem to be getting along.
John Clay Wolf
Mexico has a Jewish president.
Maddox
Yes. A female Jewish president.
DJ Pre K
Liberal.
John Clay Wolf
I'll be damned.
Maddox
Female Jewish president.
John Clay Wolf
I was just trying to be funny.
Maddox
No.
John Clay Wolf
Yes.
Maddox
She's actually Jewish.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
Maddox
And she made a point about how. Yes. Okay. So these cartels, first off, Mexico, the Mexican government doesn't send drugs. There's illegal activities that they try to crack down on. But all these cartels that are also screwing over Mexico, where do they get their money?
John Clay Wolf
From us.
Maddox
Yes, they get their money from us. So that's always something, I think, important to remember. A second big reason is he believes that it will help the manufacturing in America. He has repeatedly said he wants to turn America back into a manufacturing economy. But I think what should be noted here is because you talk about, obviously there's increased inflation. Typical employment, what's healthy is considered 3 to 5% of your total workforce. That's the amount of percentage of population should be employed. Right now we're around, I believe, 4.2%. So we're in that range. But inflation wise, the target for inflation is 2%. We're at 2.9%. So in my opinion, I'm thinking, I'm like, why are we focusing on employment and trading more inflation for lower employment when we're on target for employment and out of target for inflation?
John Clay Wolf
So what do you think is going to happen if everything coming over Mexico's head at 25%, everything's going to get.
Maddox
A heck lot more expensive.
John Clay Wolf
Simply put. Correct.
Maddox
Basically, the third reason is he believes this will bring in a lot more revenue. I mean, he's promised a lot of tax cuts and a lot of people have questioned, well, okay, how are you going to pay for all this? This is part of that plan. Although it's still most economicists and policymakers, all the experts still look at this like, yeah, there's still going to be a massive deficit according to these plans. When the time stood, all right, you're.
John Clay Wolf
Getting, you're going deep and getting geeky, and that's fine. You're smart. You need to do your own pod, you need to do a podcast and give.
Maddox
I tried that.
John Clay Wolf
It didn't work. All right, thank you, Maddox. Ryan. I think it's a bigger deal than anybody thinks. I mean, I, I, I'm just like, oh my God, the sky's fixing a fall.
Caller
Yeah. If, if it would affect what, what the average person does on a day to day basis, then I think they pay more attention. They just, they don't understand how it passes through. And so I always like to, to give the example of like, all right, try, you know, I'm not, I'm not pro, I'm not Republican or Democrat. I'm pro me.
John Clay Wolf
No, no, no, no. Maddox told me that Meryl, your daughter told him that you're a closet lib and that you hate Trump. And he asked me if I knew that and I said, no, I didn't. He said, well, this is your best friend. He's never told you this. Said, no, he's never told me this. I did not know that. You're a flaming liberal.
Caller
I'm pro me, I'm pro my business. But if I got in office, if I got office, and I said, hey, let's, we're gonna put a tax on golf courses of 100%, maybe and. Or 200% maybe, because I want. I want people to wear better looking pants, you know, on the golf course.
John Clay Wolf
I've got 10 seconds before I heart out at the top of the air. I got a boogie. I'll talk to you later. Thanks. 800-800-7234. Will be more entertaining with the rest of the show. That was a little heady, but I think it's that big of a deal. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars and Radio for America's best car buyer. California is joining us coming up in five minutes. Make sure, Bob, I want you to call Las Vegas and see if this thing's working. And if it's not, let me know. I don't need anybody else to tell me. It's your job. You've been telling me you're a genius since you were 17.
Bobbo
In all the time I've known you.
John Clay Wolf
I still don't know what you mean.
Bobbo
The weekend at the college didn't turn.
John Clay Wolf
Out like you planned. The things that pass for knowledge I can't understand Are you reeling in the years Stowing away the time? Are you gathering up the tears? Have you had enough of mine? Are you reeling in the years Throwing away the time? Keep mountain.
J.D. Ryan
45 seconds.
John Clay Wolf
Stevie knows that nobody's gonna bring me down. Cause me and Stevie seem. Bus.
J.D. Ryan
Standby.
Michael Turley
From the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free, 1, 8800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.
John Clay Wolf
So California aid happened this week. I have not seen it, but I heard it's just star, star, star studded. Like it wasn't Live Aid, but it.
Bobbo
Was pretty heavy fire aid. I think there were like five hours over there. It was in two different venues there in Inglewood. Yeah, everybody, everybody was on this show. We've got actually some, some musical cuts, some of the.
John Clay Wolf
The ax.
Bobbo
Everybody was there. Everybody's got the, the sheet of the prominent ones we. We've got. But I mean you had Stephen Stills played with Graham Nash. A lot of reunions. No doubt. Got together with Gwen Stefani, first time in a long time. There were a lot of good reunions. Tony Mitchell was very cool on that show. Stevie Nicks helped announce a few acts and like there were a lot, a lot of musicians, like 60 different artist.
DJ Pre K
Green Day opened the show. Cut number FA1, superstar collaborations. This one's really good. Stevie Wonder with Sting for higher ground. K2.
Bobbo
And Sting on guitar on that track.
J.D. Ryan
He sounds so good.
Bobbo
Yeah.
DJ Pre K
How about a pink cover of a Led Zeppelin, classic heavy.
John Clay Wolf
She's so good. God, Baby, baby, she just gets better. I said, hey, yeah. You know, I'm going to leave you. I want to hear. Hit the thing. But how long we got to wait?
J.D. Ryan
Not. Not too long.
John Clay Wolf
It's coming.
Bobbo
Outstanding.
John Clay Wolf
Come on, Jimmy Page, bring it up. Leave you when the summer comes up. Hey, Bob, next time you're editing, cut all this out. I get this part that we're waiting on.
Bobbo
I just couldn't do.
DJ Pre K
You loved it so much.
Bobbo
Couldn't do it.
John Clay Wolf
She sounds good. Always put on side twos. Weds up and four.
Bobbo
You know, patience is a virtue.
John Clay Wolf
I mean, this is a timed event.
J.D. Ryan
Gives everybody time to light up real quick.
Bobbo
We can fade it.
John Clay Wolf
Finally getting to what? I'm sitting here.
Bobbo
Anytime you want to fade it, you can fade it.
John Clay Wolf
I just want to speed it up. You have a speed up button? Because here it comes. No, not quite. I mean, Jesus Christ. Wait.
DJ Pre K
Wait for it.
John Clay Wolf
Baby.
Bobbo
Baby.
John Clay Wolf
That's what I'm waiting on.
J.D. Ryan
I don't think it's gonna get.
John Clay Wolf
This is about where you would have started if you and I were doing this together.
Bobbo
Whatever, man.
John Clay Wolf
Whatever, man. You're a dick.
DJ Pre K
And of course, it's a California affair.
John Clay Wolf
So, you know, he didn't get the.
J.D. Ryan
No, that's it.
John Clay Wolf
You didn't play the course? No. You didn't play the course?
Bobbo
I don't know if it was. I don't know.
John Clay Wolf
Hey, I got an idea. Let's just shut the whole show down and find the chorus course. Hang on. How do I do it?
Bobbo
Hey, it's Jelly Roll.
John Clay Wolf
Jelly Roll here.
J.D. Ryan
We got more here.
John Clay Wolf
No, no. We ain't doing nothing until we hear what we. That's the biggest prick tease I've had in a month.
Bobbo
Is that right?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. Where is it? I want to hear the chorus.
Bobbo
Gosh, I'm sorry. You feeling.
John Clay Wolf
I want to hear the course. I want to hear the course. I don't have. Where is it? J.D. do you have the course?
DJ Pre K
I do not hot. I have red hot chili.
John Clay Wolf
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. Maddox. Yes. Why didn't you get the chorus? Why didn't you tell Bob? Oh, hey, man. I hear what you're doing over there, and I know Dad's gonna be a big old if we don't get to the good part of this song.
J.D. Ryan
I don't know.
Maddox
I. I didn't. I didn't know.
John Clay Wolf
Well, now I need.
Maddox
Okay, I did not know that. On top of all this, the three screens I'm working on, the three programs, the Recording system that's busted. Now I've also got a babysit Bob. I gotta hold his hand and I gotta tell him not to enrage you.
Bobbo
Good luck with that mannequin.
John Clay Wolf
Good luck, kid. What the hell do you want? You got a 17 Wrangler? I'm sure you want too much for it. What do you want for it?
Bobbo
I don't want too much for it, guys.
John Clay Wolf
2017 I bought brand new. It's got 9,800 miles aftermarket tires and wheels, bumper never had the top off. Never been out of the garage, just loaded in. Givemethe vin.com. you're talking too much.
J.D. Ryan
He wants the chorus, damn it.
DJ Pre K
Do you want to hear the Red Hot Chili Peppers?
John Clay Wolf
I really don't. I mean, are we just gonna hear like the build up to it and not the song? Yeah, let's hear.
J.D. Ryan
The course.
John Clay Wolf
But he'll fade it out right about now.
J.D. Ryan
Hey, there's the chorus.
Bobbo
They're so good.
John Clay Wolf
What's the name of that song?
Bobbo
Is it Babe, I'm going to leave you California?
John Clay Wolf
No, no, no. I'm still not over the Led Zeppelin thing.
Bobbo
Oh, yes, it is. Babe, I'm going to leave you.
John Clay Wolf
Hang on.
J.D. Ryan
Are you going to fast forward it to the chorus? Oh, you found it.
John Clay Wolf
Look at that.
J.D. Ryan
John's determined.
Bobbo
We're going to hear this.
DJ Pre K
This we're die trying.
Bobbo
There you go.
John Clay Wolf
I want to hear her hit it. It's too long too. I don't want to hear the drummer. I want to hear her singing.
Bobbo
That's what I was thinking.
John Clay Wolf
Stand by, folks. Come on, dude, you're not John Bon. Let's get to her. Jesus Christ.
Bobbo
Not Jimmy Page either.
John Clay Wolf
Turning into an app. Absolute trainer. This is great radio. What are you talking about?
J.D. Ryan
Searching for the chorus.
John Clay Wolf
No, it's over. Did you miss it? No, it's not. I mean, yeah, okay. During the break.
J.D. Ryan
Or you just let it.
John Clay Wolf
Here we go. I think we got it. Damn. He said people.
J.D. Ryan
Everybody wait just for John to hear this.
John Clay Wolf
Okay? Absolutely. It's my show. Here we go. Maybe.
Bobbo
This is going to sound really nitpicky, but that's one of those rare songs that actually doesn't have a chorus. It's verse, bridge, verse, bridge, verse, bridge. Because they utilize so much of Jimmy Page's solo talent to fill in those portions between choruses, which gets slightly higher and. And more, you know, voluminous in a gradient style. There's really not a chorus source of Babe, I'm gonna leave you. I'm sorry you couldn't find it. I Couldn't either. I didn't want to bug you about it.
John Clay Wolf
Did you look for it?
Bobbo
No, I got. I got the. The cut I got was about as long as the one you got. But, like, I really. The good. We. All the good parts are in there. Is that one of Those bands that YouTube will mute is four. I think LED Zeppelin's one of before.
J.D. Ryan
We would not get muted. Now we're gonna get muted. Yeah. There you go.
John Clay Wolf
Do you think I cut it off in time?
J.D. Ryan
I think so, yeah.
John Clay Wolf
But do you think that they're gonna mute us just because they picked up on the Pink cover?
J.D. Ryan
No, no, no, no. I've played covers all the time. It's no problem.
John Clay Wolf
So the computer can tell if it's Robert or Pink?
DJ Pre K
Yeah, absolutely.
Bobbo
And live cuts, a lot of times, they don't. They don't grab us on those. It's just a weird thing.
J.D. Ryan
We got one more band.
John Clay Wolf
Speech impediment. Terrence, will you please sing the chorus of Babe? I'm gonna leave you.
J.D. Ryan
Wow.
John Clay Wolf
Thank you, thank you, thank you. Music to my ears. Awesome.
J.D. Ryan
There's the payoff, everybody.
John Clay Wolf
There's the payoff. It took a minute to get there.
Bobbo
There's one more very big one, though, the Nirvana reunion. And a lot of people are talking.
John Clay Wolf
About they bring Kurt Cobain back. Like in a hologram. Yeah.
Bobbo
They just propped him up against the jukebox. Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
No, it was his wife came out and shot him on stage.
Bobbo
They played with Joan Jett. St. Vincent sang a song. The one I've got is Dave Grohl's daughter. Vi pilot sang lead on this one. Also, Kim Gordon on guitar.
DJ Pre K
Correct.
John Clay Wolf
Jesus in the sun in the.
J.D. Ryan
Pretty good.
John Clay Wolf
Pretty good.
Bobbo
That was something to see. When's the last time you saw Chris Novicelic on stage doing anything at all?
John Clay Wolf
How much they trust anybody care?
J.D. Ryan
Yeah. How much they charge to. I mean, obviously it's all benefiting, but this would be a badass show to see.
DJ Pre K
Oh, my God. Can you imagine, right?
John Clay Wolf
Do you think Kurt Cobain killed himself?
Bobbo
There are a lot of theories about that.
John Clay Wolf
I know. That's why. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. The car segment is coming up in a minute, so let's go ahead and start calling and loading the phones with that year, make, model, miles, average rover, clean. If you'd like to sell your car to givemetheven.com, we'll bid it right here on the air. Do you think Kurt Cobain killed himself? That's a yes or no question bomb.
Bobbo
Do I Think?
John Clay Wolf
Yes.
Bobbo
Oh, yeah. Yeah. And Oswald acted alone. There are no UFOs, you know. And SpaghettiOs are good for you. I have no conspiracy theories whatsoever.
John Clay Wolf
You don't think Courtney did it?
Bobbo
Nah. Sure, a lot of people say that. Henry Winkler was there. Oh, shut up. I heard that. I heard that.
John Clay Wolf
All right. Right. Let's be back in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars Radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the VIN. Like VIN number. Give me the VIN.com call into the car calls right now during this music break. We'll be right back.
Michael Turley
The John Clay Wolf Show.
John Clay Wolf
It is like a great ballet of violence.
Michael Turley
Check out all the mayhem online podcast, replay, YouTube channel, channel, Twitch, socials, live stream all@jcwshow.com what would happen to you.
John Clay Wolf
If the government learned that you were giving us this information?
Michael Turley
The John Clay Wolf Show. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevit.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.
John Clay Wolf
And this is the lightning round. We bid the cars on the radio for America's best car buyer. Givemethe vin.com G. Austin Texas 19 Tundra SR5, 4x4 crew cab. 40,000 miles. Average, rougher, clean. It's about average. Couple of scrapes and bruises, but nothing too noticeable. Says you owe 22 on it. Does 28, 29 buy it?
Bobbo
That's a possibility. I was hoping for a little more.
Miles Williams
To put down on a new car, but.
John Clay Wolf
Well, that's 7,8000. How much you need down? Well, I don't know. What's it take to buy it?
Bobbo
30 and a half.
John Clay Wolf
30. 31. 30 grand. Done. 30 grand. Should I load it up? Yes, Sir. Loaded up. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Chris in Memphis. An 18 transit van, 9 passenger. There's so many variations of this thing that I can't do it on the radio. We just loaded into. Give me the vin.com. sure. Thank you. I just can't. I mean, we would be here. It'd be longer than me trying to get the chorus out of the Led Zeppelin song to figure this out. Chuck, you've got a 20 Range Rover. I mean, a 12 Range Rover. It says HS HSE LR3.
Caller
I don't know the.
John Clay Wolf
The exact model, but it's the big body style. It's the HS E body style, but.
Caller
It'S got the supercharged motor in it.
John Clay Wolf
Okay. And I.
Caller
And I thought it was an LR3. It says on the title.
John Clay Wolf
I got the. I got the title. Well, if it's an LR3, then it's not the big body. It's an LR3. Yeah. Okay. It's not LR3. I need to do this. I need to do this. Right, right. And if you don't know what it is, it's really hard to. I mean, I'm. I'm like, got two arms behind my back and both my eyes closed on the radio. So go to give the vin.com and load it up. Let me take a look real quick. Jerry, in Florida, you've got a 01 PT Cruiser you want 12 grand for. You were offered 85. You know, go on. You were offered 80, 80, 500 previously. Was that from me? No, no, no, no, no. Okay, so I got a fire. Whoever offered you 8,500 previous. Yeah, no, no, no. If they work for me, please give me their name and their phone number and I will call HR immediately. So you're fired because I can't give 8500 for PT Cruiser.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah, I understand, but I'm just going for the miles.
John Clay Wolf
I was just, you know, with 11, 000 miles, I was just, you know.
Caller
What do you think it's worth?
Bobbo
55 or 6?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
Caller
Okay, that's what I was thinking.
Bobbo
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
I was in the car business for.
Bass Player
A long time, and I just.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, I lost you. We'll be back in a minute.
Michael Turley
You're listening to the John Clay Wolf Show.
John Clay Wolf
The guy's a blackout drunk.
Michael Turley
800, 800 radio. Yo, give me the VIN. Hey, want more? John Clay Wolf. Who are you? His wife.
John Clay Wolf
Who are you?
Michael Turley
His mother. Go to jcwshow.com for the fastest growing podcast in the U.S. i went to.
John Clay Wolf
Cirque du Soleil in Vegas, like less.
DJ Pre K
Than a year ago.
John Clay Wolf
There's little people flying all over the state. They're 100ft in the air, no net. Two of them had masks on. I swear to God. Because you wouldn't want to do anything dangerous, ladies and gentlemen, but you know, you do. You just know that, you know, the medical community, I respect them, but they.
Bobbo
Get a lot wrong.
John Clay Wolf
There's hundreds of prescription drugs that we.
Bobbo
All took, or a lot of us. And then over the years, they pulled.
John Clay Wolf
Them off the market because they said they were safe and effective and then found out they weren't safe or effective. Or trans fats, which are facts that hate Dave Chappelle.
Michael Turley
We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show. Check out all the Mayhem online podcast replay YouTube channel, Twitch Socials, live stream all@jcwshow.com. this is the John Clay Wolf show.
John Clay Wolf
Man, the Cantina, it was packed last night.
Bobbo
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
Were you in there?
Bobbo
No, but I drove by.
John Clay Wolf
It was smashed.
Bobbo
I don't think I could have fit in there, man.
John Clay Wolf
Someone put us up for an award, like Bib Gourmand or something. Oh yeah, like a place that's worth traveling to. Not. Not. Michelin star, I was gonna say.
J.D. Ryan
Is it a Michelin star?
John Clay Wolf
Michelin stars are for fancy restaurants.
J.D. Ryan
No, not necessarily. No. There's a one in Fort Worth, a barbecue, Panther City. That's not fancy.
John Clay Wolf
Sure it's Michelin.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah, I am.
John Clay Wolf
Jd, what do you think? When you went, I loved it.
DJ Pre K
I couldn't believe it. It was. It was beyond belie. But it was free. So you know you paid for it. I appreciate that.
John Clay Wolf
So you did go.
DJ Pre K
I know.
John Clay Wolf
God, jd, when am I gonna go? Let me ask you. When am I going to this tiny little town?
DJ Pre K
When am I going to go? I work.
John Clay Wolf
You are too good to attend. I work free.
DJ Pre K
I work for your company money. Every minute that I'm not in this room, the minute I leave this room, I drive back to my house and I work two more hours.
Bobbo
You know, jd, I gotta say. And people say that I can improvise. Okay, dude, seriously. How did you like it, Jenny? Oh, it's wonderful. My God.
DJ Pre K
Oh yeah.
Bobbo
I've never seen enchiladas like that in my life.
John Clay Wolf
Bosky Cantina. It's too good for jd. Ryan. No, he's too good. Okay, so when you leave.
DJ Pre K
Mike's my boss. Mike's my boss. Mike. Can I not work today?
J.D. Ryan
You can take an hour lunch.
DJ Pre K
Take an hour lunch. So by the time I get home, it'll be 3:00.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, but there, you know, there's a buyer's office right there at the GMTV garage in Wallet Springs also that has high speed Internet.
DJ Pre K
Okay, I'll do that.
John Clay Wolf
No, no, no. You know what? It ain't free now. It ain't free. I was banned. It was free for you. You're not banned. We did ban one person.
DJ Pre K
I'm paying. I'm going and I'm paying. I'm going and I'm paying.
John Clay Wolf
You're not going.
DJ Pre K
As soon as I get out of here, the minute I leave here, I'm going to eat there.
John Clay Wolf
Ever since you got married, you don't come out here anymore at night. I love it.
Michael Turley
I love.
John Clay Wolf
No, you love being married.
DJ Pre K
No, no, I love being married.
John Clay Wolf
Yes. Yeah. Do you like being married better than just living with her? What's the difference? Is it different?
DJ Pre K
Not really as far as anything specific, but yeah, I like being married. It was. It's very nice. I love it. And I like spending my Friday nights with her at our home and sleeping in my bed and driving down at 5:00 in the morning instead of 5:00 in the evening.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, what time do you wake up, naturally?
DJ Pre K
Oh, just a Monday through Friday. Well, seven. I get up at 5:20 on Saturday mornings.
J.D. Ryan
So when. John, when JD comes here at night, we'll know. You're tired of the marriage, right?
DJ Pre K
No, no, she'll be with me.
John Clay Wolf
She loves Charlie. Does your wife enjoy her her night away from you? Once a week.
J.D. Ryan
I've never asked her if she enjoys.
DJ Pre K
It, but there we go. Thanks for taking it off me. Go ahead, Mike.
J.D. Ryan
She usually schedules her work to work later, so that way she doesn't have a lot of time, so. But I don't. I ask her, John. I enjoy it.
John Clay Wolf
Your only child is out of the house. You'll spend six nights a week next to each other. One night a week you stay out here. Is that. Tell me about it. It's been a while. You know, when we did this, I figured we would have some fallout. I didn't want to have fallout, but I figured we'd have some fallout. But nobody's fallen out.
J.D. Ryan
No, no, she. I mean, she'll say I'm gonna miss you, but I mean, that's.
John Clay Wolf
When does she say that?
J.D. Ryan
When I leave? Early in the morning, Friday, for work.
John Clay Wolf
I'm gonna miss you. Yeah. Do you play her Led Zeppelin? No. Maybe I'm gonna leave you.
J.D. Ryan
But she does want to come out here to the cantina at some point because she's heard so much about it, so.
John Clay Wolf
Well, you know, we have plenty of guest rooms in town at the deal.
J.D. Ryan
It'll. It'll happen especially around May when the next event's going on.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, yeah. So I think if she really missed you, she would come out here. She.
J.D. Ryan
If she could schedule her work around it, I'm sure.
John Clay Wolf
What time does she get off work? 10:00?
J.D. Ryan
God, no. 8:00.
John Clay Wolf
Usually she doesn't get off work till 8 at night.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah, that's when she closes down the spa there.
John Clay Wolf
Is she working in Dallas or Fort Worth?
J.D. Ryan
For Fort Worth.
John Clay Wolf
And she works at Omni. Yeah. Did you know they're tearing down the Dallas Convention Center?
J.D. Ryan
I didn't know they're tearing it down. They're redoing It. Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
I went to the Dickies arena when I came back from Kissimmee and asked them if I could have a once a year car auction there. Like, do a big Barrett deal with the concert and the whole thing.
DJ Pre K
Wow.
John Clay Wolf
And they were all about it. I mean, Dickie's arena is a new place for. This is a smaller version of aac, but it's really nice. And they were telling us, like, I don't. I was giving them ideas of how we'd line it out, like layout. And they started giving me all these great ideas. I'm like, y'all thought about this a lot. Yeah, like, yeah, we've thought about it. What we didn't tell you, we already signed a three year deal with Mecham Auctions. Like, well, that just took the thunder right out of my role. Jelly roll. Yeah. So Mecham is coming to Fort Worth instead of Dallas. And the reason they're doing it is because the remodel on the convention center in Dallas, which is where they normally have their auctions. So there's another good idea. Burned. I mean, I quit. You got.
DJ Pre K
You have so many irons in the fire. So many. I don't know how your head doesn't explode.
John Clay Wolf
Prek. When you leave here, when we're done with the show. I noticed that you stay until, I don't know, 5:30, till about 4. Yeah, it's not bothering me. Please don't take it though. That way. I, I enjoy the. I. I love the fact that you like it out here on the ranch. Yeah, for sure.
J.D. Ryan
This is a dope place. Like, it ain't no problem to spend a few extra hours working here.
John Clay Wolf
Do you miss your moms? I mean, do you have to get back to your mom?
J.D. Ryan
Oh, sure, you know, yeah, like hanging out with my mama too.
John Clay Wolf
But like, if I said, hey, you stay here Saturday nights too, would you stay here Saturday nights and Sunday too?
J.D. Ryan
Stay here Saturday nights? Well, we got a party going on.
John Clay Wolf
No, no, no, no. I just wonder like, at what point are you, like, you done with it? Like I said, hey, Pre K, if you want to stay here every Friday and Saturday, hell, you stay all day Sunday too. Would you stay?
J.D. Ryan
Can I bring some hoes over?
John Clay Wolf
That's the question. No, no hoes. Sorry, I gotta go. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Do we have mail from jail?
J.D. Ryan
We do, don't we?
Bobbo
Yeah, I think we did. Mail from jail.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah, we did that already.
John Clay Wolf
Did we? Have you just lost a list?
Bobbo
Did you think There was a court.
DJ Pre K
Yeah. Have we have. Did you guys hear the Donald Trump.
Bobbo
Do we have anything we can do?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. So I don't have to keep working.
DJ Pre K
Donald Trump's. His famous exit song has been for the longest time. Village People's 1978 hit YMCA Queer is.
John Clay Wolf
A three dollar bill. Yeah, I know, right?
DJ Pre K
However, this last Saturday, you may have caught this in Las Vegas. He debuted a new anthem for his exit. This is cut number one.
John Clay Wolf
And thank you very much.
DJ Pre K
Thank you, Joe.
John Clay Wolf
Thank you very much. We'll be back. We'll be back. Thank you. Thank you, my man. Great job. Wow.
Bobbo
How about that?
DJ Pre K
White House press secretary Carolyn Levitt commented on Tuesday the song heralds in a new era and a new beginning for America. She says, quote, trump is reeling in the bad years from the Biden administration and moving forward to a strong America.
John Clay Wolf
You know, this is bothering Bobbo. Donald Fagan in his bone marrow.
Bobbo
Donald Fagan's gonna love that.
DJ Pre K
Yeah.
J.D. Ryan
How about you, Bobbo?
John Clay Wolf
Well, he's a big old Steely Dan hen.
DJ Pre K
I'm sure they got the band's permission.
Bobbo
Hey, you know what? They're paying royalties for using this stuff. It's all right. Donald Fagan did a song about Donald Trump a few years ago with Todd Rungren. It's called Tinfoil Hat.
John Clay Wolf
Here we go. True story.
Bobbo
No, it's true.
DJ Pre K
That's true.
Bobbo
Is they just. They use stuff. I never understood that.
DJ Pre K
What?
Bobbo
Artists get all up in arms when they use their stuff. You know, Tom Petty had a big deal. I don't think it was Trump. I think it was another don't back.
DJ Pre K
Yeah, that.
Bobbo
You know, they. You ought to be proud somebody likes your song enough to identify.
DJ Pre K
You would think. You would think that theme would. Would make you happy.
John Clay Wolf
I.
Bobbo
That's, you know, you and this. There's. It's not the music, friends. It's the music business, you know?
DJ Pre K
And you're okay with Steely Dan playing exit music for Trump?
Bobbo
I want everybody to hear Steely Dan, man, even if they're freakazoids, you know, like, it's pretty weird music anyway. Yeah. So. Right.
J.D. Ryan
Well, we got to break it to you. That's just us screwing with you.
DJ Pre K
Baba made that up.
Bobbo
Well.
John Clay Wolf
You do better than we. What? That was a pumped moment because we know you're a Steely Dan, Frankie. You don't like Trump, so we did that just to jack with us.
Bobbo
That doesn't mean they can't play it at a. At a rally situation. I mean, I really feel that way.
J.D. Ryan
Hey, you know what? You took it a lot better than we did.
John Clay Wolf
Watch his facial expressions. They were very poor. They were poor. I mean poor. He just was sad. Mad. Not mad sad. It was more of a sad thing. You're like, oh, my God, now he's taking Steely Dan from me. What's he gonna do, put a tariff on that? No.
Bobbo
You know what? The main thing that struck me about that whole piece was the audio was such low quality and poorly edited is what grabbed me about. I'm like, my God, are they playing it out of a tin horn or something?
DJ Pre K
Nice.
Bobbo
Nice. It's terrible. Who made that?
DJ Pre K
Very nice, Bob.
John Clay Wolf
We'll be back in a minute.
Bobbo
Wolf.
John Clay Wolf
Buy cars that are rated from America's best car buyers. Give me the VIN.
Bobbo
Oh, my God.
Michael Turley
This is.
John Clay Wolf
Give me the VIN.
Michael Turley
The John Clay Wolf Show. America's number one Saturday morning show. Call in 800, 800 radio. Thanks for making us number one.
John Clay Wolf
So we're having this big motorcycle bike rally. Texas Rattlesnake Rally in the middle of May. Book your rooms. I'm telling you, May 15th through 18th in Glen Rose, because that's the nearest hotels. It will sell out. This is. This is. There's a guy on. On a hold. He wants to talk to me about booking his band, the Rattlesnake. I've never had this happen to me, except every day. Hey, Bryce, you there? Hey, man, what's up? Not much. Tell me about it. Tell me what you want, man. Listen, listen. I told you about the Jerry Rodericks. And I don't know if you ever listen to them, but you need to have them at the rally. They'll bring the house down, like when they open up. What? Blue Pill Boogie. Okay. Blue Pill Boogie. Or Side effects. You know, you got a song all about drugs. You know, you take those prescription drugs and makes you pee, like, purple and stuff. It's all about that kind of stuff. Side Effects is about this. Sounds expensive. What are they called? Cost. Dude, if you could give him a bottle of blue pills, I could have them there. But the Jerry Rodericks need to be there. You're gonna love them. They do the song Getting Old Sucks. Yeah, it's awesome. Yes. You know how it sucks. You're getting old. I'm getting old. It sucks. But it's better than the alternative, of course. Well, we're trying to book. You gotta have a man. We're trying to book bands that will, like, bring, you know, five, 10, 15,000 people. And. And I. You know, I didn't know. I mean, I'll. I'll we'll pay, dear. Just an added thing, you know, you can just throw at the bottom of the bill there. You know, the Jerry Rot trick I think you like. If you could put them up in one room, that's fine. I would rather have a Mexican salsa disco band than the Jerry Rodericks. Ah. All right.
J.D. Ryan
What about Mini Kiss? Would you rather Mini Kiss?
John Clay Wolf
We've actually talked about. No, no, no, no. We've already talked to Mini Kiss.
Michael Turley
Really?
DJ Pre K
Seriously, this is going to be great. Is that really going to happen?
John Clay Wolf
I don't think Mini Kiss, we're going to have them because they're already booked. That they're many kids is a bunch of midgets. They're dressed up like Kiss. That are pretty good from what I hear, right? But back in. Yeah, I'm not going to lay the lineup out yet. We're working on it.
J.D. Ryan
The Jerry Rock aren't going to be.
John Clay Wolf
I don't think the Jerry Roderick is going to make it, but the guy that wanted to bring the Vietnamese massage ladies. I went into the cantina day before yesterday, grabbed some lunch, and they were waiting on me. Really?
J.D. Ryan
The all of them?
John Clay Wolf
No, the two promoters, the pimps. And he gave me six business cards. I'm like, dude, I just need one.
Bobbo
Were they regular guys? Yeah, they weren't like smarmy mafia type guys.
John Clay Wolf
We're married to Vietnamese women. I'm sure you are. You know, this is clean. This isn't going to be what you're thinking. I'm like, well, then we don't want it.
Bobbo
Do they have sister in laws?
John Clay Wolf
Can we just set up the massage tables out here in the. Yep.
Bobbo
I like to meet a Vietnamese woman.
John Clay Wolf
They're.
J.D. Ryan
They're gonna be here May, midday, right?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, Mid May, Babo.
Bobbo
All right, I'm gonna put my science on.
John Clay Wolf
What would you do with a Vietnamese woman?
Bobbo
Everything.
John Clay Wolf
Everything, Everything.
Bobbo
Anything you want.
John Clay Wolf
Gigi's gonna be giving massages, too.
Gigi Drummond
You guys sound so horrible right now. Every time I think they can't get any lower than this. You guys surprise me. Yes, we can. And look at him, he's proud.
Bobbo
Look at me, babe. I'm gonna leave you, man. Cuz you talk about Vietnamese in the summer.
John Clay Wolf
Have you ever dated an Asian Gigi? Me? A big, tall gal.
Gigi Drummond
That's right. I'm a tall drink of water.
John Clay Wolf
Are you 6 foot? You're like an Amazon woman.
Gigi Drummond
That's right.
Bobbo
That's right. Yeah.
Gigi Drummond
I'm trying to think.
John Clay Wolf
Have you ever dated a really small guy?
Gigi Drummond
You know, I had a boyfriend who was about 5. He said he was 5 8. I think he was 5 7. He was like, as tall as he was wide. And we had a really good time together. And it didn't bother me at all. And it didn't bother him. It bothered everybody else. But we had fun together. It was nice.
John Clay Wolf
What happened?
Gigi Drummond
Oh, I messed that up.
John Clay Wolf
What'd you do?
Gigi Drummond
We all need to talk about.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, we do. Yeah, we do. Yeah. We hadn't had you.
Gigi Drummond
Everybody was like, oh, you got to get married. You got to get married. You got to get married, right? So I said, okay, well, how about we get engaged? And he said, how about no?
John Clay Wolf
Oh, oh. Not only were you dating a Vietnamese man, you were trying to marry one.
Gigi Drummond
Yeah, yeah. Well, he. But he didn't want to, right? And so he got sent overseas, started dating somebody else, and then he came back.
John Clay Wolf
Did you see a picture that was.
Gigi Drummond
Huh?
John Clay Wolf
Did you ever see a picture of her?
Gigi Drummond
Oh, no, I never saw a picture of her.
John Clay Wolf
Somebody else. I just wonder if she's a big old tall drink of water too.
Gigi Drummond
We like what we like. What can I say about the big.
John Clay Wolf
See, Short and fat. And you want to marry him?
Gigi Drummond
Yeah, I did, because everybody was getting married. I was a senior in college at the time, and. And that's what you were supposed to do. I thought. Thought or. That's what I wanted to do. But he didn't. But here's the thing, right? Right when he realized that he couldn't find anybody better than me, I paused. I said, when he realized that he couldn't find anybody better than me.
John Clay Wolf
Right.
Gigi Drummond
He wanted to get back together.
John Clay Wolf
And what'd you say?
Gigi Drummond
I said, no. That's right.
John Clay Wolf
Do you have a love interest in your life? We haven't talked about this in months.
Gigi Drummond
I have none. And I'm surprised. Like, no dates, no nothing? Just none. You know, the occasional, what, 22 or 24 year old, like, hey, girl, what you doing? And I'm like, I got kids older than you. So, like. But no, no.
John Clay Wolf
What about. What about baby daddy next door?
Gigi Drummond
What about him?
John Clay Wolf
Nothing.
Gigi Drummond
No, I'm telling you, I've been telling you as long as I've known you, we. We make great co parents, but we're not.
John Clay Wolf
But like, y'all just, like, if you're sitting at home and bored, do you go over, watch TV at his place?
Gigi Drummond
No, he likes to be by himself. Yeah, so. But I'm gonna adopt a senior dog.
John Clay Wolf
How?
J.D. Ryan
What? So that's what it's come down to.
John Clay Wolf
I'm just gonna pass over that Comment why you're gonna adopt a senior dog. What are you, old lady? Lady?
Gigi Drummond
Yeah, that's what I was wondering. Kay. Because then I saw a cat sanctuary and I was like, you know what? In my dream house, I could have one room that's a cat sanctuary. You know what I mean? It's drops. Thank you. I don't smoke, but anyways, yeah, I could have a cat sanctuary. I could adopt some senior dogs. And that's.
John Clay Wolf
That's going to help you find a man.
Gigi Drummond
I quit. I'm not looking for one anymore. I quit. I'm done. What are drops tomorrow?
John Clay Wolf
Drops?
Gigi Drummond
Yeah, they're drops. Can I show them to you?
John Clay Wolf
Sure. We can tell in the past six months that you've been heavily medicated on.
Gigi Drummond
Oh, no, but I haven't. I haven't. See? Can you see?
John Clay Wolf
No. What is that?
Gigi Drummond
It's THC drops.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
Bobbo
It's like liquid lsd.
J.D. Ryan
You put it on your tongue and you're good to go.
Gigi Drummond
Yeah, you put it under your tongue and then you wait for a little while and then I take mine with some water.
John Clay Wolf
Water.
Bobbo
How long do you wait?
Gigi Drummond
Well, this is. This is like four drops. About five, 45. You never know when it's gonna hit. You know what I mean?
John Clay Wolf
Kind of like the lottery in the morning.
Bobbo
5 to 45 minutes.
Gigi Drummond
No, I mean about 5. 45 this morning.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, so you have to get high to be with us.
Gigi Drummond
No, no. See, this is my favorite time of the week. So it's like a. It's. It really is like Saturday morning cartoons for adults. So I'm like, yeah, you know, some people go to the club and some people go out and stuff like that. I have this.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, you celebrate it.
Gigi Drummond
Yes, that's right. I don't even use them during the week. How about that?
John Clay Wolf
Hey, I haven't talked about this. I was trying to get them loaded into. Into the deal, but. Max, can you put the picture up on the. On the screen the way we talked with the camera? Camera. My buddy sent me a picture. He's a tall, skinny guy. He's 50 years old.
DJ Pre K
Okay.
John Clay Wolf
And I guess he grew man boobs and they had to cut him off.
DJ Pre K
It does happen. It's a. It's estrogen thing.
John Clay Wolf
Look.
DJ Pre K
Oh, my God.
J.D. Ryan
That's a guy.
John Clay Wolf
And then look at this next picture. Wait, there's no wait. It's just pictures. And this is before and after they cut them. You can't. Now you zoomed out. Now that's. That's the side shot.
J.D. Ryan
Wow.
John Clay Wolf
Is that after. No, that's not. Is that after Max?
J.D. Ryan
Yeah, that's after.
John Clay Wolf
Zoom up on the boobs. Let's look.
Maddox
Which one?
John Clay Wolf
The removed. Like, look at the scar tissue on the top.
J.D. Ryan
You can see this@jcwshow.com by the way.
DJ Pre K
Right, right.
Maddox
I don't know why you want to see it, but.
J.D. Ryan
Oh, my gosh.
John Clay Wolf
Isn't that wild?
J.D. Ryan
Go back to the first one. Those look real.
John Clay Wolf
Dude, he's not a fat guy. Die.
DJ Pre K
Yeah, it's an estrogen thing.
J.D. Ryan
Look at that.
John Clay Wolf
What? Holy crap, is that?
Maddox
So he got these. I thought you were saying he, like, got these implanted.
John Clay Wolf
No, opposite. He got them removed.
Maddox
That makes more. That makes a lot more sense.
Bobbo
Wow.
John Clay Wolf
How does that happen?
DJ Pre K
Testosterone falls and estrogen comes up and it gives you boobs.
Bobbo
Wow.
John Clay Wolf
What? You know, they used to call that, like, if you took Deca Durable too much. Call it bitch tits. All right.
Maddox
Still need to hold up the photo.
John Clay Wolf
No, you're good.
Bobbo
I mean, that's probably. I mean, I got pretty good breasts for a white man, but that's like.
John Clay Wolf
Side effect of doing roids.
Bobbo
Okay.
DJ Pre K
Yes.
Bobbo
Really?
John Clay Wolf
Really? Really? Not kind of. Really?
Bobbo
Yeah, really. Never had them. I've never had them.
John Clay Wolf
He never did roids.
Bobbo
Right? I've never had.
John Clay Wolf
Roy's Right.
Bobbo
I mean, I still got them, though.
DJ Pre K
They grow your breasts and they shrink your man parts.
Bobbo
They come from donuts?
John Clay Wolf
No, it shrinks your man part.
DJ Pre K
Yes. Oh, yes.
John Clay Wolf
Well, I don't want to ask him for a picture of that.
Bobbo
No.
John Clay Wolf
Somebody pushed me through the door. I've been sleeping on the floor.
Michael Turley
Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. America's largest weekend morning show heard every Saturday morning across America. Call John toll free, 800, 800 radio and check out the podcast@jcwshow.com or John Claywolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf Show.
John Clay Wolf
Morning, everybody. Saturday, what's the day?
DJ Pre K
Today's the first. Tomorrow is Groundhog Day.
John Clay Wolf
Second, did you guys hear the PETA?
DJ Pre K
The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals want to kill the. They don't want to kill a groundhog. They want to kill grabbing them.
John Clay Wolf
We used to shoot groundhogs, like with a high power rifle in Wyoming. If you hit them low, then they'd fly high.
DJ Pre K
Okay.
John Clay Wolf
And we would judge the spin like a six, like a diving con test.
DJ Pre K
PETA line three.
Bobbo
Wow.
DJ Pre K
We just talked about. But anyway, they want to bring.
John Clay Wolf
They're bad for the horses and the cattle. They dig holes and they break their feet and stuff, so.
Bobbo
Hello, John Bill Parsley, K101. I'm just calling to talk about your groundhog murder story you did on Saturday. We've got it on tape.
John Clay Wolf
We're gonna need to take you to a prairie dogs.
Bobbo
Okay. I was gonna ask, what the hell is a groundhog anyway?
DJ Pre K
I see him every year. It'll be on the news, all over the news tomorrow.
Bobbo
I know, but.
John Clay Wolf
What is it? Flip. One time. I swear he went four feet in the air. He flipped six times. I won that day. Took all the pot, and I was good.
DJ Pre K
You cannot stop.
J.D. Ryan
My God.
John Clay Wolf
30 out, 6.
DJ Pre K
Anyway, Peter wants to do a cake. They want to bring out a cake now and do.
Bobbo
Instead of the ground, like.
DJ Pre K
Yeah, like a gender reveal. So you open up the cake and you cut it and you find out whether you got six more weeks of.
John Clay Wolf
That's six more flips. Prairie dog.
DJ Pre K
Furry dog.
J.D. Ryan
I wonder if Randy has something to say.
John Clay Wolf
Randy, what is the difference between a prairie dog and a groundhog? Oh, I tell you the difference. Prairie dogs are good people, okay? They're good people. They're like your worst little house on the prairie holes. And animals. Or animals break their legs in them. They live just like Ma and Pa Ingalls. Yeah. And they do have a lot of kids. They live underground.
DJ Pre K
Yes, I know.
John Clay Wolf
Good people. Groundhogs are big.
DJ Pre K
Are they?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, they're a bunch of. Can I say this on your show?
Bobbo
Sure.
John Clay Wolf
I don't want to be, you know, socially unacceptable. But they're, like, faux rich.
DJ Pre K
Faux rich?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, like fake rich.
DJ Pre K
They pretend they got you in the.
John Clay Wolf
House and they got a drawer full of diamonds.
DJ Pre K
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
That they bought at Costco. Who wants to buy your diamonds? Where you buy your salsa?
DJ Pre K
So what do you think?
John Clay Wolf
It's just stupid.
DJ Pre K
So you don't like ground hogs?
John Clay Wolf
No, no. They're faux red. They go around acting faux rich.
DJ Pre K
Well, they kind of make a big deal on tv. They have a big, big, lovey groundhog.
John Clay Wolf
Roundhogs. Groundhogs and prairie dogs are both rodents in the Marmont family. But they differ in size, appearance and habitat and behavior. They're fat. Fake.
J.D. Ryan
What about PETA, though?
John Clay Wolf
What they're doing? Peter?
Bobbo
Yeah.
J.D. Ryan
They're taking away his job.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, man. Keep away from Peter. It's true, though, you know? They want to do a cake.
DJ Pre K
Yeah. They want to bring a cake out.
John Clay Wolf
To predict the weather. Yeah.
DJ Pre K
You cut the cake and it tells you whether you got the.
John Clay Wolf
There's only one way to predict the weather. There's only one way to predict the beginning of spring.
Miles Williams
And it Is, sorry to say, a groundhog.
John Clay Wolf
What's the rule? They got one work day a year and they want to take away their job. Jobs.
DJ Pre K
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
Now they're coming for their jobs one day a year. I mean, I don't want to say anything that's about a groundhog. They're terrible people.
DJ Pre K
If he sees his shadow, he get. You get six more weeks of winter.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, and how do they know if he sees his shadow?
DJ Pre K
Basically, if there's a shadow out makes. Who knows who came up with this thing? It was 138 years ago and they had nothing else to do. They didn't have Netflix. They just had the groundhog. Hey, grab the rodent. Let's find out what the weather's gonna be.
John Clay Wolf
You know what they do the rest of the year?
DJ Pre K
What?
John Clay Wolf
Grandma's gonna get it on. Get it on. They got a lot of kids. They have a lot of kids, and their kids act just like them. Do you have to be a vegan to be a PETA person?
DJ Pre K
Yes. I think by definition you would want to be a vegan. You would not want to eat animals if you're with.
Gigi Drummond
Well, they're vegan.
John Clay Wolf
Who's vegan?
Gigi Drummond
It's all planned. Plants, edibles. Didn't you say edibles?
DJ Pre K
She just tuning in?
Gigi Drummond
No, he said, he said, he said you got to be a vegan. And something about edibles, right?
DJ Pre K
No, not even close.
Gigi Drummond
For real? No, for real. I bet you he did.
DJ Pre K
Word did not come out of my mouth.
Bobbo
Nope.
John Clay Wolf
Animals. Shake and bake.
Bobbo
G.G.
John Clay Wolf
Shake and bake.
Gigi Drummond
I thought. Thought he said edibles.
John Clay Wolf
I know you thought he said edibles. So animals. Cuz if you're in PETA and you're not a vegan, then you're the devil, right?
DJ Pre K
I mean, you wouldn't be in PETA.
Bobbo
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
What about fish? They have feelings.
Gigi Drummond
They're. They're animals. They're. They're animals.
Bobbo
I know, but vegans. Except fish.
Gigi Drummond
Rivers. Joan Rivers. Tell someone. They were getting on her about her fur coats or something. And she said, well, did you eat hamburger? What are your shoes made of? You know what I mean? So just stop. You know what I mean? You sure you didn't say edible?
John Clay Wolf
No matter how much trouble I got in, in like radio stations across the country were calling me about the story about the raccoon at my house that we trapped.
DJ Pre K
Yes.
J.D. Ryan
Oh, I forgot about that.
Gigi Drummond
What happened?
John Clay Wolf
That was some heat. That was weird. I didn't want to get into it.
DJ Pre K
Well, let's not do that again. We have a PETA you, you just lost a listener. PETA thing.
John Clay Wolf
Go ahead.
J.D. Ryan
Oh yeah.
DJ Pre K
Oh boy, we had the thing.
Bobbo
You just lost a listener.
DJ Pre K
This comes from Little Rock, Arkansas, Tina Watts. I'm gonna call PETA on your show.
John Clay Wolf
Call him.
DJ Pre K
Advocating for the abuse of animals when you advocate for declawing your cats. I know, right?
John Clay Wolf
Let me let you bar that cat. I don't think you want to declaw that son of of a too because it will scratch your ass.
DJ Pre K
What that does to an animal.
John Clay Wolf
Scratch your face.
DJ Pre K
You don't understand. Cutting off the tips of their fingernails or legs. How would you like it if somebody came in there and cut off your toes, huh? You people make me sick how you speak about animals. And I'm calling PETA. That's Tina Watts of Little Rock Madden.
Bobbo
You just lost a listener.
John Clay Wolf
You're a young, you're not really a liberal, but you're kind of, you know, know we don't agree on everything.
Maddox
The woke mind virus.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, you've got the rot.
Maddox
Mine, I've been corrupted.
John Clay Wolf
Now that cat that mom brought home, do you think it'd be a better cat if we declawed the front claws? I don't know.
Maddox
I've heard it's bad for them, but.
John Clay Wolf
I mean, I've seen you have scratches on your face.
Maddox
Yeah, but it doesn't hurt that much.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
Maddox
It's a weak scratches. I can take them.
John Clay Wolf
So you'd rather the cat scratch the hell out of you than declaw the front claws?
Maddox
I mean, from what I've heard.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, like. And what's bad about it? What have you heard and where do you get your information?
Maddox
Like, I've just. I haven't done that big of a deep dive on this. I've just heard that like. Yeah, it's kind of the them. It's be like I've heard that everybody.
John Clay Wolf
In my family is bleeding. I come home and everybody's scratched up and bleeding.
Bobbo
Why is it scratching you on the face?
John Clay Wolf
Because the cat's crazy, dude. It's crazy.
Bobbo
I've never seen that.
John Clay Wolf
This cat. If that cat was in here, he'd be in your face like a. It's crazy as hell. That's crazy, huh?
Maddox
Why do you. Why do you keep saying it's a he? It's a girl cat.
John Clay Wolf
That's what makes it crazier.
Bobbo
Cat scratch fever.
John Clay Wolf
No, it's crazy trouble now. That cat's crazier than a run over dog.
Bobbo
Dude. 15 years we've gone from animal cruelty to misogyny in about 45 seconds.
DJ Pre K
We're good.
Bobbo
Why is it crazy? Because she's a girl? Next week. That's gonna be you. Just know that. It's gonna happen.
John Clay Wolf
You just lost a listener.
Bobbo
I don't.
John Clay Wolf
I got.
Bobbo
I live with three cats right now. I'm not proud or tired. Okay.
John Clay Wolf
Are they declawed?
Bobbo
No. No. And I can't have furniture. I'm gonna have to replace. Everything in my living room is just gonna be wood furniture so they won't scratch it. Couches don't survive, right? Books, all kinds. They ruin stuff. But I've never had one of them scratch me in the face. Man.
John Clay Wolf
I let my old lady talk me into one of those high dollar couches about six years ago.
Bobbo
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
And I'm just staring at that couch like this image is going down.
Bobbo
Oh, yeah, they will.
John Clay Wolf
I mean, it's gone.
Bobbo
They will.
John Clay Wolf
My dad, as ironic as this sounds, invented a product to keep cats from scratching furniture. And he actually made a little bit of money on it. And there's nothing is very. It's not very scientific. It's called Sticky Paws.
DJ Pre K
Okay?
John Clay Wolf
You might have seen it in pet stores. He straight up invented it because he had a girlfriend and her couches were getting torn apart. So he got double sided tape, clear tape, and he would do the corners and the cats won't hit the sticky stuff. And then he did the same thing with sticks and put it in plants to keep him out of plants. And he wound up, you know, he got into all the pet stores and all that and he sold it. Pretty cool. Wow. Double sided tape, man. That ain't a snake oil salesman. I mean, it worked. Yeah, but that's pretty simple.
Bobbo
That would work on me.
John Clay Wolf
My stepdad actually made a stupid toy called pop offs when I was a kid. You remember how you're sitting there popping the stuffing, the. The bubble. Okay, bubble wrap. Bubble wrap. He literally wrapped up bubble wrap as a tower toy and sold it at storage. God, that's about as dumb as sticky paws. I mean, the men in my family will do anything for a woman.
Bobbo
He could have made a lot of money off that. Sticky paws, man.
DJ Pre K
Indeed.
John Clay Wolf
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DJ Pre K
Because everything is an algorithm. Algorithm.
John Clay Wolf
Now, it's not an algorithm, it's a computer program. We turned up the damn box and we're paying more for the cars because the market's coming up. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio for America's best car buyer. GiveMeThe Vin.com 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio call right now during this music break and I'll take two minutes worth of car call as soon as we get back.
Gigi Drummond
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John Clay Wolf
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Gigi Drummond
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Bobbo
Sell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear.
Michael Turley
Now back to the John Clay wolf show presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.
John Clay Wolf
Tom, an 18 model 2018 Tesla S, right?
Caller
Correct.
John Clay Wolf
And it's got how many miles?
Caller
75,000.
John Clay Wolf
And you want 30,000 for it? Yeah, dude, I just sold that exact same car for 18,000 on Wednesday.
Bobbo
Oh my goodness.
John Clay Wolf
Should I call? Mean, do you want more? I can get you some more. If you can sell them for 30. You and I, you and I can put a hustle together.
Caller
I take 275 for it.
John Clay Wolf
Why would I give 275 when I just sold mine for 18?
Caller
Oh, you know it. Blue books over 30, so I don't know.
John Clay Wolf
Is it. Is it a plaid?
Caller
No, it's not.
John Clay Wolf
Hang on just a second. I'm gonna look something up. Maybe I'm losing my mind. Because either. Okay, at the end of this conversation, one of us is going to admit to being a dumbass. Do you agree? If I'm right, will you say my My name is Tom in Southern California, and I'm a dumbass if I'm right, because I'm going to pull up the auction results on these cars and Tesla S, Model S. I know it's a dual. Dual motor.
J.D. Ryan
What year?
John Clay Wolf
So Is it a P100D? It's a yes.
Caller
Okay, 2018. But I took delivery in 2019.
John Clay Wolf
We're the only owner. Okay. I'm a 20 grand buyer. I was. It was not a P100D that I sold for 18. It was a 75D. Now, there's a difference between a P100D and a 100D. Do you have the P100D or 100D?
Caller
100D.
John Clay Wolf
Okay. And you know the dumbass things coming. I think, no, you know, I'm 20. I still give 20, but you want 27. The average retail profit on a car deal in the United States is $1450 from. From wholesale to retail. Yep. You got to hold up your right hand. My name's Tom. I live in Southern California, and I'm a dumbass. Can you do it for us?
Bobbo
I can't hold up my right hand because I'm holding the phone, but my.
John Clay Wolf
Name is Tom in Southern California, and I am a smart dumbass. There you go. Okay, we'll be. We'll be back. We've got more calls, but that one was so fun, I almost say Nathan Houston. What have you got?
DJ Pre K
Hey, man, I just want to tell you I'm appreciating the laughter I'm getting this morning. Thank you, John. Thank you, John Claywolf, sir.
John Clay Wolf
We aim to please. And I will send you a bill later.
Michael Turley
Four dudes and gg. The John Clay Wolf Show. Check out the website for podcast socials and the GMTV Garage YouTube channel. Go to jcwshow.com the John Clay Wolf Show.
Bobbo
I've been in trouble in my day, but, man, let me tell you something. This guy, Puffy, an enormous amount of trouble. I've never by my friend, friends asked me, they say, dave, did you know anything about those free golf parties? I'd be like, I know anything about the free golf. They'd be like, well, how all these people you know is at the free golf. But she's the only one that wasn't at the free golf. Can you imagine you and me reading the newspaper and found out everyone in Hollywood had an orgy behind your back?
Michael Turley
Yo, we're back to the John Clay Wolf show taking over your radio every Saturday morning. Hit them up. 800, 800 radio. The John Clay Wolf Show.
DJ Pre K
Hey.
John Clay Wolf
During rally week, people have been asking me if we're going to do the show live.
Bobbo
Yeah, we are.
John Clay Wolf
We are live, right? Sure. But we're out here on a bunker.
DJ Pre K
At the ranch away from the city.
John Clay Wolf
So should we, like, have one day and let everybody come out here into the garage and set up chairs and stuff, or should we do it from the stage at the Rattlesnake?
J.D. Ryan
Oh, you know what? I just thought about this. If you have everybody out here, here.
John Clay Wolf
My wife would get pissed.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah. Security and stuff like that. Not saying that people get rowdy. Yeah. I think it's better at the Rattlesnake.
Bobbo
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
John Clay Wolf
It's just such a pain in the ass to go set up remote.
J.D. Ryan
But it'll be fun.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, let's do that then.
Bobbo
Yeah.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah, we. Sean's looking for a project. Is he engineer Sean, is that right? No, he's not.
DJ Pre K
No, he's not.
John Clay Wolf
Did you see all those lifts out there? Yeah.
DJ Pre K
What happened where those come from?
John Clay Wolf
Ben Pack gave them to. To me.
DJ Pre K
Gave them to you? Wow.
John Clay Wolf
As an influencer. Oh. Now what they didn't give me is a man to put them together.
DJ Pre K
Oh, so they're.
J.D. Ryan
They're not together.
John Clay Wolf
Well, now they are. After a week worth of labor on four people. Jesus Christ. That was expensive.
DJ Pre K
I bet.
John Clay Wolf
I mean, just to get them built and very expensive. No, five days. They're not complete yet. And they worked on them for five days. But there's six double stacker lifts. And I will say that Ben Pack, you know, I was like, man, these are more money. Like, I was looking at the price differential between the double car stacks of Bendpak and everybody else's, and there's about a third more. But I was looking at. I have one of the cheaper ones in the shop also. And I was looking at the difference. There's a big difference. Lot sturdier. This is turning into a plug for Bendpak. But it's true, you know, like a wide stance gal that you can't push around. Sure. It's like that.
Gigi Drummond
Like them big girls.
John Clay Wolf
And the. The catch on it is run by air instead of these cheaper cables. And it's just more solid, so it's a better product. And there's stick tape on top of the ramps and all this crap.
DJ Pre K
How did you get six? Six. So you're quite an influencer, I guess.
John Clay Wolf
Richard Rollins called. Tell him to do it for me. Didn't hurt either. Oh, buddy rich.
DJ Pre K
And he'll be out for the big guy.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, we're going to turn. We're opening. We. He. I'm helping, obviously. The old rattlesnake went on a business and we leased it for that week. Actually released it for a month. And it's going to turn into Gas Monkey.
DJ Pre K
That's going to be very cool.
J.D. Ryan
So there's no more two rattlesnakes right in Walnut Springs?
John Clay Wolf
Not right now.
J.D. Ryan
Well, they're me again, you're saying right. Not right now.
John Clay Wolf
I mean, not that week. Yeah, but I don't know. I mean the signs are still up, but he's going to cover it with Gas Monkey. I was like, do you want to put a banner over that one? He said, I don't do banners.
DJ Pre K
Oh, oh, it's got to be a sign.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, yeah.
Bobbo
That's very Rawlings.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. I don't do banners.
Bobbo
I don't do better.
John Clay Wolf
Gas Monkey Live. Ice House, Sturgis. I don't know. I mean, what should you call it?
J.D. Ryan
Gas Monkey Live.
John Clay Wolf
Gas Monkey Live. Liza's concert. I don't know.
DJ Pre K
Gas Monkey, Wallet Springs just like he does. Sturgis. Gas Monkey Sturges.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah, there you go.
John Clay Wolf
I bet he sells a bunch of Gas Monkey Sturges gear.
DJ Pre K
Oh God, yes, he should.
John Clay Wolf
Well, when they're like when I was at his deal in Sturgis.
DJ Pre K
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
50 of their sales is Gas Monkey merch.
DJ Pre K
Merch makes sense.
John Clay Wolf
And their sales are. Dude, those guys in Sturgis make enough money in a month for the whole year. They shut their businesses down the rest of the year. The broken spoke, full throttle saloon, these massive venues. Six weeks, it's over.
DJ Pre K
It's over.
John Clay Wolf
And they all go home. I think that this is going to be a little bit like that. We've got six acres on the edge of town that the dual sport rides riders are taking over dual in. This guy Scott Edwards has come out and tracked a hundred mile county road and dirt road trail for the dual sport riders. And we've got a trail for the. For the regular bikers and the car enthusiasts. It's going to be a hell of a time.
DJ Pre K
Huge.
John Clay Wolf
Yep. I'm.
DJ Pre K
That is so much fun.
John Clay Wolf
I'm betting 10,000.
DJ Pre K
How many do we have for the car? Show you how many thousand. And that was a lot. A lot of cars showed up.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
DJ Pre K
10,000. That's huge.
John Clay Wolf
I think it's going to be 10,000 thousand. Wow. I think it's gonna be call BS on me now. That's fine. Maybe I'm a dreamer. And that's the first rattle out of the box. It matters if I Get a couple of these bands that we're, that we're getting close to booking. But I don't know, I think it's gonna be Sturgis South. Huh?
Bobbo
Are you saying this guy's a dreamer? Well, let me tell you the story of another dreamer, right, John? If you build it, they will come. Throwing a bike rally. He expected maybe 40, maybe 45 people to come.
John Clay Wolf
10,000.
DJ Pre K
10,000 showed.
Bobbo
See, in a three day event. You know why?
DJ Pre K
Why?
Gigi Drummond
Why?
Bobbo
Because he followed that dream.
Gigi Drummond
That's right. If you will come.
DJ Pre K
Not always.
Bobbo
Maverick sometime. You and Goose be sure and be here. We'll be here.
John Clay Wolf
It'll be fun. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Turley. Let's hit the football.
J.D. Ryan
Football? Well, we don't have anything to bet on right now. We have the super bowl, but that's next week.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, we're gonna do that next Saturday.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah, we, we got. There's no reason to get ahead of ourselves here.
John Clay Wolf
Let's bet on midget wrestling.
J.D. Ryan
You just want to gamble.
John Clay Wolf
We're gonna have some wrestling at the rally.
Bobbo
Are you?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. There's a 10 acre place on the edge of town that Brandon from Sunbrew rented and that's going to be called the Viper Pit. And that's going to be where all the shenanigans kind of stuff's going on. Because I want to keep that out of town just in case.
J.D. Ryan
Hold on.
John Clay Wolf
Those biker rallies can get a little rough.
J.D. Ryan
It's called the Viper Pit.
John Clay Wolf
It's called the Tailgate Ranch. He's renaming it the Viper Pit. Okay, that's so cheesy, Brandon.
J.D. Ryan
And it's gonna be midget wrestling.
John Clay Wolf
It's gonna be like the place where rednecks with paychecks kind of set up is. Yeah, it's gonna be midget rest. Just all the, all the shenanigans. All the stuff that you would expect. Yeah, you don't know what I'm talking about.
DJ Pre K
Did we get the massage ladies?
John Clay Wolf
They'll be in town. Okay, but I mean that's not going to be dirty massage.
Gigi Drummond
Are you for real? They're really going to be in town?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, but I mean it's not like that. It's not like the ones that the owners of the Patriots go to or Justin Tucker or. Yeah, I think there's going to be vendors wall to wall.
DJ Pre K
Yep, I see.
John Clay Wolf
I think there's be people wall to wall and the city was like, can we bring food trucks and this. I said, I think you're going to need everything you can get your hands.
DJ Pre K
Bring it all.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, yeah. And I talked to the city and they're doing a vote on it, but I was like, I think y'all should take all this. You charge the vendors 10%. You raise all the money for the kids. Sure. And then I'll be the good guy.
DJ Pre K
Absolutely.
John Clay Wolf
Instead of them, like, well, he came to our town, he took it over. Like, no, y'all do, because they do this already with rattlesnakes ground up. Yeah. And that's. That's only in a month, I think. Wait, January, February, March. Yeah. It's mid six weeks away. And they raise a bunch of money for the youth association. I'm like, y'all are already doing this. I think this one's going to be four times larger, and you'll make four times the money. And a lot of these bikers are not biker bikers. They're. They're rich people playing dress up, of course.
DJ Pre K
Most of them.
John Clay Wolf
And like one of our bartenders at the cantina, he does Daytona Bike Week for years and years and years. He said, did we? There's nothing, nothing better as far as income producing than a bike rally. He said, these people spend so much.
DJ Pre K
Money, they've got money to spend. Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
So it'll be interesting time to do it. But he's like, how are you gonna make money? I'm like, I'm not. I'll make money at the bar at the Rattlesnake and the Cantina, actually probably make enough money to get square, the Cantina's doing. But, I mean, the Rattlesnake deal has been a struggle financially. Yeah. You bring these bands in Europe, open all the time, and it's an event thing. Yeah. I mean, that. That rally will get this year. The Rattlesnake will start making money. But the. The Cantina, once we get our liquor license, that thing's off. Tonight. It's already kicking ass.
Bobbo
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
And we don't have any liquor. And people walk in and they're bitching. Right. My booze. All you've got to do is go next door one. I mean, literally next door. And there's a liquor store. But our license will be on, I think, in a month. It's a pain in the ass to get a liquor license on a private club.
Bobbo
Oh, yeah?
DJ Pre K
Is it really?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
Bobbo
I met your friend Jamie last night.
John Clay Wolf
That's the guy I'm talking about that does the Daytona Bike Rally every year. He's from Florida.
Bobbo
He's pretty cool.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. He knows his stuff and he's he. Actually, he and his girlfriend, they own or she owns the Tailgate Ranch and she leased it to Brian. Anyway, we've got all kinds of plans.
Bobbo
He knows his whiskey.
John Clay Wolf
I know that he does know his whiskey.
Bobbo
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
Do you know his whiskey? What is your whiskey? What? If you're gonna order a fine whiskey.
Bobbo
Bob, do you order Jack Daniels?
John Clay Wolf
Okay. What about you, Turley?
J.D. Ryan
Tx. I like tx. It's good sipping whiskey.
John Clay Wolf
We're showing that we are not whiskey connoisseurs.
J.D. Ryan
No, I'm not.
John Clay Wolf
Cuz I'm like Maker's Mark.
J.D. Ryan
Maker's Mark Strong.
John Clay Wolf
Garrison Brothers with that mapley thing is really good. But you. Somebody asked me last night, should I never see you drinking liquor? I'm like, cuz. And I was wondering why. I really don't. I'll drink a gin and tonic here and there. Maybe one whiskey, kind of just nip at it. I just really don't drink to get drunk. My mom was alky. I hate to say it like that, but it's true. And just watching sloppy ass drunks and that liquor will just take you down. It just turns you off.
DJ Pre K
Yes.
John Clay Wolf
So I just stick with beer.
DJ Pre K
Bob's gone to wine.
John Clay Wolf
No. Do what, Bob?
DJ Pre K
Bob has moved over to wine.
John Clay Wolf
Wine gets you drunk in the beer quickly.
Bobbo
It can be.
DJ Pre K
Yes, It'll. Because it's 12% beer. 6.
John Clay Wolf
Gigi, what do you drink? You drink big old red drinks.
Gigi Drummond
I don't really drink, but when I do, I discovered this vodka thing that tastes like berries, but it doesn't taste like vodka.
John Clay Wolf
What'd I say? And what color are the berries?
Gigi Drummond
I don't know.
John Clay Wolf
What color is this drink?
Gigi Drummond
It's clear. I ordered it neat, then I ordered it on the rocks.
John Clay Wolf
When you go in to Papa Do's, which y'all don't have in California, they have Happy Time. They've got the seafood and they've got red drinks. And I am a minority in that movement.
Bobbo
He's not a hater.
John Clay Wolf
He's a Texan.
Bobbo
He's the accidental racist.
John Clay Wolf
What is it with black people in those red drinks, G?
Gigi Drummond
They gotta taste good. Why would you want to drink something that don't taste good?
John Clay Wolf
There you go.
Gigi Drummond
Now you want it grip up on your chest before you swallow it and it hurts and it makes you grow hair. That's not fun. That's erkinjerk style. No, thank you.
Bobbo
I don't want to encourage you, John, but I thought it was the grape drink.
John Clay Wolf
No, no, no, no. That is soda pop.
Bobbo
Okay?
John Clay Wolf
At the. Like at Chicken Express.
Gigi Drummond
Yeah, like Boone's farm and those things.
Bobbo
I've learned something.
Gigi Drummond
You know, it tastes good. It gotta taste good. Like when you step it up to Lambrusco. You have Mitch dated then you have arrived. Right. So. Yeah.
Bobbo
You don't the Boone's family ensemble of of drinks. Yeah. Have you ever noticed you never saw the Boone's family on tv?
Gigi Drummond
That's right. But you know who else you didn't see? The Dr. Maryland 2020.
Bobbo
Right.
Gigi Drummond
That's right. I mean, that's what I heard. That's what I heard.
John Clay Wolf
That's nasty trash booze for high school kids.
Bobbo
Yep.
John Clay Wolf
And homeless people.
Gigi Drummond
Yep, that's right.
John Clay Wolf
It's good.
Bobbo
And the original. The original Boone's Family tickle pink. I'll take a gallon right now.
Michael Turley
We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show, America's largest weekend morning Show. Call in 800-800-RADIO. Check out the podcast@jcwshow.com or or john claywolf.com and now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf.
John Clay Wolf
Gigi is Jeopardy Time. Maddox. Yes, son. Do you want to play Jeopardy? I can't. I can't.
Maddox
Bubble gave me a cheat sheet.
J.D. Ryan
He told.
Maddox
He showed me all the answers.
John Clay Wolf
There's no son of mine. No son of mine.
J.D. Ryan
Oh, come on. You can't encourage cheating.
Maddox
I'm an honest man.
John Clay Wolf
It's not cheating if. If somebody gave you the answers and you got the answers, you didn't cheat.
Gigi Drummond
Wow.
John Clay Wolf
It would have been cheating if he like snuck around and stole the answer.
Gigi Drummond
I'm about to win this.
Bobbo
It must be time to test the intellect and pop culture IQ of our own. John Clay will show crew. There's John Clay right there, straight directly ahead of me. Gigi Drummond in the middle. Got my eye on you, darling. It's about time for you to pop up and win one of these things. Danny Ryan on my left, DJ Pre K will occasionally participated in some of these things. He actually won one a few weeks ago. So watch the young man. You want to hear your categories? Category one, Our neighbors South and Central America. And category two, after the death Star. Star Wars Actors, Other films.
John Clay Wolf
I will not win that.
Gigi Drummond
Wow.
John Clay Wolf
I'm not a dork.
Bobbo
Oh, come on. Ready to play Jeopardy?
John Clay Wolf
Yep.
Bobbo
Here comes question number one. The 98 foot high statue Christ the Redeemer will greet you as you. Gg.
Gigi Drummond
Where is Brazil?
Bobbo
That is incorrect.
Gigi Drummond
Rio de Janeiro.
John Clay Wolf
Where is Ding Ding Ding Dingo de Janeiro?
Bobbo
That's correct.
Gigi Drummond
Are you kidding me?
Bobbo
She wants to answer twice.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah, you can't. That doesn't work.
John Clay Wolf
That Much.
Gigi Drummond
I will come through the screen and snatch your headphones off like a buffet.
John Clay Wolf
Snatch my wig off, taste the turkey.
Bobbo
Leg, put it back and pick up a meatloaf.
John Clay Wolf
If you and I got in a wrestling match, what are the odds of Gigi's hair coming? Oh, let's go.
Bobbo
Here comes question two. The virtual entirety of Central America was first colonized in the early 1600s by this European country.
John Clay Wolf
Ding, ding, ding. Who's Spain?
Bobbo
That's correct.
J.D. Ryan
Oh, that's two.
Bobbo
Question three. The most popular sport in the South American country, Guyana, is also a favorite in India, Australia, the United Kingdom, South Africa, and West Indonesia Indies.
Gigi Drummond
Ding. I said ding. First, what is cricket? No, thank you.
John Clay Wolf
That's not it. It's high lower helo or.
Gigi Drummond
Thank you. Thanks.
John Clay Wolf
What's. What's. What's the game I'm thinking of? It's like lacrosse with the.
Gigi Drummond
We're not asking what you thought.
Bobbo
Oh. Oh, I saw that.
J.D. Ryan
Highlight, highlight, highlight.
Bobbo
Right? It is.
Gigi Drummond
Well, that was wrong. That was wrong.
Bobbo
I think that's more popular in Miami.
J.D. Ryan
Northeast. Yeah.
Bobbo
Category two, here they come. Mark Hamill's first film after Star wars wars was an action teen comedy about a high school senior hell bent on recovering his stolen Corvette.
John Clay Wolf
It's like, who stole my Corvette? Or something stupid like that.
DJ Pre K
What is Corvette Summer?
Bobbo
That's correct.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. So bad.
Bobbo
We love that movie, man. When I was a kid. All right, question two. After her turn as Princess Leia, Carrie Fisher played the mystery woman in this 1980 musical comedy starring Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi.
Gigi Drummond
Ding, ding, ding, ding. The Blues Brothers.
Bobbo
What is the Blues Brothers? That is correct.
J.D. Ryan
Gigi is tied.
John Clay Wolf
Carrie Fisher was in there. Oh, she was the crazy one, right?
Bobbo
John Belushi's ex girlfriend keeps running away from. She shoots him with a rocket Launcher.
J.D. Ryan
Score is 2 to 2, Gigi and John and JD with 1.
Bobbo
Question 3. While Harrison Ford has been the most prolific actor since Star wars, he played a prominent supporting role in this earlier George Lucas classic.
John Clay Wolf
Ding, ding, ding. DJ Pre K. What is American Graffiti?
Bobbo
That's correct.
J.D. Ryan
On the board. Pre K. Wow.
John Clay Wolf
I was gonna say Indiana Jones.
J.D. Ryan
We got a battle here.
Bobbo
Here, folks, down to our. Down to our bonus questions.
J.D. Ryan
Is it double. Is it double jeopardy time?
Bobbo
We're there in category one. With all the current talk about the Panama Canal, most Americans can't name this country located on the other side of the Panama Canal.
John Clay Wolf
Ding, ding, ding. What is Chile?
Bobbo
That is incorrect.
Gigi Drummond
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. What is Costa Rica?
Bobbo
That's correct.
J.D. Ryan
Gigi is in the lead, folks.
Bobbo
Here she comes, folks.
John Clay Wolf
Four to two.
Bobbo
Next question.
J.D. Ryan
One to one.
Bobbo
This South American country is named for the imaginary line that represents the longest ladatory line.
Gigi Drummond
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Gigi, what is Ecuador?
Bobbo
That's correct.
John Clay Wolf
Wow.
J.D. Ryan
Gigi is on fire.
Bobbo
I told you. I told you.
J.D. Ryan
Six points.
John Clay Wolf
I think she's typing into chat GTP really quick.
Bobbo
If she was soon, that'll be very possible. Next question. Category two. This actor, the little person who acted from inside R2D2, also appeared in many other films, including the Elephant Man, Time Bandits, Willow, Flash Gordon, and Jim Henson's Labyrinth.
John Clay Wolf
Ding, ding, ding. What is a midget?
Bobbo
That's incorrect.
Gigi Drummond
Who is Billy Bailey?
Bobbo
That's incorrect.
John Clay Wolf
If you got that, I would have known you were cheating, right? I know. Now I believe you're not cheating, because if you got that, I was like, she's cheating, right?
Miles Williams
Man, that's a.
John Clay Wolf
Time Bandits. Man. That's a Going way back back.
Bobbo
He was every movie that had great roles for little people, he was in it. Correct answer was, who is Kenny Baker? Who knows who's Kenny Baker? Any Star wars nerd like me knows that. Right? Last one up. Here we go, kids. Though George Lucas has been dogged about lack of diversity in his choice of actors, this prominent black actor played a major role in the franchise as Lando Calrissian.
John Clay Wolf
Ding, ding, ding. DJ who is Billy Dee Williams?
Bobbo
Yeah, baby 45.
J.D. Ryan
Well, that's good for second place.
Bobbo
Pre K. He also appear Lady Sings the Blues, Mahogany and Nighthawks. Billy Dee Williams.
J.D. Ryan
Good for second place because Gigi's your winner, folks.
Bobbo
How about that?
Gigi Drummond
Thank you. Thank you.
John Clay Wolf
Speaking of weird TV shows, you had something on the list about a TV show that's coming back.
DJ Pre K
It's a reboot.
Bobbo
Oh, you'll never guess. Y'all want to. I thought it would be fun for us to go around and guess.
DJ Pre K
Bonanza.
Bobbo
Netflix is going to reboot a classic. Oh, that Bonanza was good.
John Clay Wolf
Fantasy Island.
Bobbo
Ooh, that'd be good. They have rebooted that. It was terrible, but if they did it right, right? It would be great.
J.D. Ryan
Family Matters, man, that was a reach.
John Clay Wolf
That was a reach.
DJ Pre K
We have a hint for you.
Bobbo
You know What?
John Clay Wolf
I think 3:16.
Bobbo
I think 3's company could be cool. So we got the theme song, and we'll see who's right.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, my God.
Gigi Drummond
I know. It's Little House on the Prairie.
John Clay Wolf
Wow. You're the widest black chick I've ever seen in my life.
Gigi Drummond
I love that show. Little House on the Prairie. The Waltons Hee Haw. I love them. And Carol Burnett.
DJ Pre K
So the original. Watch me some T streams on Peacock. And they got so many people watching it, they had like 13 billion minutes of streaming. So they went, we should reboot that. And the original series ran from 74 to 83.
J.D. Ryan
Can they make it more edgier because.
Gigi Drummond
It was so lame then it's not going to be Little House on the Prairie.
J.D. Ryan
I want. I want to see like horror. No, just the real.
Bobbo
It was. It was edgy at times. When Albert's little girlfriend, Sylvia, she get knocked up. She was getting diddled by her dad. At the end, she dies. Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
No.
Bobbo
And Albert cries. He's just like, sylvia, Sylvia. Terrible. And he got hooked on morphine. And Paul Ingles had to lock him up in the doctor's office and get him off of morphine.
J.D. Ryan
I don't remember that.
Bobbo
Yeah, it was. All the edgy stuff came with Albert, I think. Who would play Paul Ingalls if they reboot Little House on the Prairie?
Gigi Drummond
But did you guys see the episode where Laura Ingalls thought she was pregnant? And then she went to Doc Baker and she's like, oh, my gosh, I'm in the family way Dog Baker. And then he was like. He's like, I gotta tell you something. She's like, well, what is it? It's been four months since my last period. And he looked all serious and he said, that's exactly what it was. Carolyn. She was like, what? Your last period? She was into menopause.
Bobbo
Huh?
Gigi Drummond
I love that show.
John Clay Wolf
That was serious acting. It was.
J.D. Ryan
That was very good, Gigi. Bravo.
John Clay Wolf
Wow, that's the best acting you've ever done, Mrs. Ingles.
Bobbo
The one thing you don't have in there is a baby. So who would play Paul Ingles?
DJ Pre K
Oh, my God.
Bobbo
Cuz, I got it.
DJ Pre K
Who?
John Clay Wolf
Lamar Jackson?
Bobbo
Eddie Murphy.
John Clay Wolf
No. Yeah.
Bobbo
Come on, do it. Just do it.
DJ Pre K
Just do it.
Bobbo
You know it's going to be black. Little House on the Prairie.
Gigi Drummond
No.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, wait.
J.D. Ryan
What, What, What?
DJ Pre K
That's what he said.
John Clay Wolf
Dude, that was Roots. No, no, they already did that one.
Bobbo
The Inles was not enslaved.
Gigi Drummond
Yeah, no, they need. It needs to be the same. You know what I mean? Like. Like you're going to have Malcolm X movie and a white guy play Malcolm. Like, what is that? That? You know what I mean?
Bobbo
Steve Martin plays Malcolm X.
Gigi Drummond
Well, he was born a poor black child. So true.
John Clay Wolf
In the Jerk. That was the best movie of all time.
Gigi Drummond
That's good.
John Clay Wolf
That's my favorite. If you.
Bobbo
Who is N. Johnson?
John Clay Wolf
God, loves a working man. Get a shot and get rid of it. Don't trust whitey. We need to spend some time alone. We need to see some dreams come true.
Bobbo
The John Clay Wolf show has been a presentation of givemethevin.com from the Westwood One Radio Network. Join us again, each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show.
John Clay Wolf
Midnight, midnight on the road.
Bobbo
Midnight locker out.
Podcast Summary: The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #490 (02.01.25)
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Guest: Miles Williams and Bass Player
Release Date: February 1, 2025
Platform: PodBean
The episode kicks off with John Clay Wolfe welcoming listeners to a vibrant and energetic show. Early in the broadcast, John introduces his guest, Miles Williams, a member of the renowned Williams family in country music. Miles arrives with his bass player, leading to a lively exchange filled with camaraderie and humor.
Notable Quote:
John Clay engages Miles in a deep dive into his familial ties, revealing that Miles is twice removed from Hank Williams Sr., connecting him to Hank Williams Jr. Miles shares a personal story about his recent stint in jail, stemming from an incident involving his then-girlfriend. The discussion touches on themes of love, personal responsibility, and the challenges of maintaining one's reputation in the music industry.
Notable Quotes:
John reveals a personal loss—the death of his girlfriend from an abscessed tooth leading to sepsis. He reflects on their relationship, comparing his late girlfriend's appearance to that of Pamela Anderson, highlighting the complexities of beauty and volatility in relationships.
Notable Quote:
In a spontaneous moment, Miles performs his original song “You’d Side of Town,” showcasing his talent and adding a melodic break to the show. The performance is interspersed with light-hearted banter and appreciation from the hosts.
Notable Lyrics:
The show transitions into the "Lightning Round," where listeners call in to sell their cars. John evaluates each car based on year, make, model, mileage, and condition. The segment is fast-paced, humorous, and interactive, reflecting John's expertise in the car-buying business.
Notable Interaction:
John addresses recent news, including the near loss of his 93-year-old grandfather and a plea for information on the missing 13-year-old Avery Rice from Satellite Beach, Florida. The segment underscores the show's commitment to community issues and listener safety.
Notable Appeal:
The conversation shifts to sports, particularly the upcoming Super Bowl. The hosts discuss betting odds, team performances, and personal preferences, blending sports analysis with humor.
Notable Quote:
Bobbo shares a humorous "mail from jail" segment featuring a fictional character named Umberto Juan Ramirez, who writes seeking employment in exchange for content. This light-hearted segment showcases the show's playful nature and rapport among the hosts.
Notable Entry:
The episode includes an engaging Jeopardy-style game with categories like "Our Neighbors South and Central America" and "After the Death Star." Contestants Gigi Drummond, John, and JD Ryan participate, adding an interactive and competitive element to the show.
Notable Interaction:
John announces the upcoming Texas Rattlesnake Rally scheduled for May 15th-18th in Glen Rose. He discusses logistics, band bookings, and the excitement surrounding the event, highlighting plans for live shows and increased community engagement.
Notable Quote:
The show concludes with light-hearted interactions, discussions about beverage preferences, and final promotional segments encouraging listeners to engage with the show's online platforms and upcoming events.
Notable Quote:
Community and Personal Stories: The show effectively blends personal anecdotes with broader community issues, creating a relatable and engaging narrative for listeners.
Interactive Segments: Segments like the "Lightning Round" and "Jeopardy" enhance listener participation and maintain a dynamic flow throughout the episode.
Humor and Camaraderie: The hosts' playful banter and humorous exchanges contribute to a lively atmosphere, fostering a sense of camaraderie among the team and with the audience.
Emphasis on Local Events: Announcements about local events, such as the Texas Rattlesnake Rally, showcase the show's connection to the community and commitment to promoting regional activities.
Episode #490 of "The John Clay Wolfe Show" offers a multifaceted and entertaining experience, combining personal stories, interactive segments, music performances, and community-focused discussions. With its blend of humor, expertise, and heartfelt moments, the episode appeals to both regular listeners and new audiences seeking engaging and relatable content.
Note: This summary excludes repetitive advertisements and intro/outro sections, focusing solely on the content-rich discussions and interactions that define the episode.