#491 John Clay Wolfe Show 02.08.25

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #491 Summary (Released February 9, 2025)

Hosts:

• John Clay Wolf – Host
• Mike Turley
• Gigi
• JD Ryan
• Brandon
• Randy
• Terrence
• Pat Green – Special Guest (Country Singer)

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1. Super Bowl Preparations and Prop Bets ([00:48] – [03:08])

The episode kicks off with a lively discussion about the upcoming Super Bowl between the Kansas City Chiefs and the Philadelphia Eagles. Host John Clay Wolf engages with co-hosts and listeners to set up friendly prop bets on various game-related events.

• John Clay Wolf: “My school uses Podbean.”
• Gigi introduces the idea of multiple prop bets: “We have five prop bets that we're gonna end up doing.”

Notable Prop Bets Discussed:

• Spread Favorite: Chiefs favored by 1.5 points
• Total Points: Over/Under set at 48.5 points
• National Anthem Duration: Over/Under 122 seconds
• Patrick Mahomes’ Pass Attempts: Over/Under 36
• Saquon Barkley’s Rushing Yards: Over/Under 109 yards

Quotes:

• John Clay Wolf: “You just jealous of them because they're good.”
• Gigi: “I didn't really want to take your money like this. So I figure, why not?”

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2. Listener Interaction and Car Buying Segment ([03:08] – [16:06])

The show transitions into its interactive segment where listeners call in to sell their cars. John Clay Wolf negotiates live bids, providing real-time evaluations.

• John Clay Wolf: “My name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars right here on the radio.”
• Terrence discusses his 2018 Ford F150XLT: “I'm looking for 23.”

Notable Negotiations:

• Ford F150XLT: Initial offer of $17,000
  • Terrence: “I'm looking for 23.”
  • John Clay Wolf: Counteroffers with rationale based on mileage and condition.
• 2012 GL550 Mercedes: Assessment led to a final offer of $10,000 after discussion on its condition and sentimental value.

Quotes:

• John Clay Wolf: “If I gave you 19 grand, I think I'm being fair.”
• Terrence: “This is my son. I had to get the mileage down because it was a 50,000 miles when I got that offer last year.”

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3. Guest Segment with Pat Green ([16:06] – [43:18])

Pat Green, a renowned country singer, joins the show to discuss his experiences in the music industry. The conversation covers his Grammy nominations, record deals, and insights into country music's evolution.

Key Topics Discussed:

• Grammy Nominations: Pat addresses critiques about losing a Grammy to Beyoncé’s "Cowboy Carter" album.
  • Pat Green: “I'm sick and tired of it. So I wrote a song... The NBA is rigged.”
• Music Industry Challenges: Pat shares his past struggles with fixing youth basketball tournaments and his journey in music.
  • Pat Green: “I have experience in this. I am a youth basketball referee.”

Quotes:

• Pat Green: “...we have all been cheated. The Dallas Mavericks traded our franchise player Luca Doncic...”
• Mike Turley: “Country has this moving target of whatever it wants to be.”

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4. News and Listener Calls ([43:18] – [85:58])

The hosts delve into current events, notably the controversial trade of Luka Doncic from the Dallas Mavericks. Pat Green passionately discusses the implications, suggesting foul play within the NBA.

• Pat Green: “The NBA is rigged. There's a ref, Tim Donaghy, who got arrested and went to jail for rigging games.”
• Terrence: “We robbed you guys.”

Listener Engagement:

• Various Calls: Listeners express their frustrations with sports trades and share personal anecdotes.
  • Terrence: “This is the Lightning rounds coming up...”

Quotes:

• John Clay Wolf: “JS, do you buy that?”
• Pat Green: “It is obviously an inside job when you give your best player to another team for zero draft picks.”

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5. Trivia and Interactive Games ([85:58] – [122:34])

Engaging the audience further, the show features a trivia segment akin to Jeopardy, testing listeners' knowledge on pop culture, especially focusing on TV shows and music.

Sample Questions:

• Bad TV Shows: “The immensely popular Happy Days jumped the shark twice.”
  • Correct Answer: “What is the Chevy Chase Show?”
• Pink Floyd Factoids: Questions about albums and band history.
  • Correct Answer: “What is Momentary Lapse of Reason?”

Quotes:

• John Clay Wolf: “This will either be great or really, really bad.”
• Brandon: “That's correct.”

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6. Closing Car Bidding and Final Discussions ([122:34] – End)

The episode wraps up with the concluding segments of the car bidding segment, final listener interactions, and discussions about upcoming events like the Texas Rattlesnake Rally.

• John Clay Wolf: “Call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Give me the vin.com.”
• Terrence: Shares plans for a 2012 GL550 Mercedes and discusses his passion projects.

Final Quotes:

• John Clay Wolf: “How much is this $10,000 bus?”
• Terrence: “I'm not BS.”

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Key Takeaways and Themes

• Sports Analysis and Fan Sentiment: Strong focus on NFL and NBA, particularly the contentious Luka Doncic trade.
• Interactive Listener Engagement: Real-time car bidding, prop bets, and trivia segments foster high audience participation.
• Music Industry Insights: Pat Green provides valuable perspectives on country music's dynamics and personal industry experiences.
• Humorous and Casual Banter: The hosts maintain a light-hearted atmosphere with jokes, playful insults, and candid conversations.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• [01:09] Pat Green: “We have all been cheated.”
• [03:08] John Clay Wolf: “My name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars right here on the radio.”
• [16:12] Pat Green: “I have experience in this. I am a youth basketball referee.”
• [85:58] Brandon: “It's a big deal.”
• [122:22] John Clay Wolf: “This is the Lightning run where I bet everybody's car.”

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Conclusion

Episode #491 of The John Clay Wolfe Show offers a blend of sports fervor, interactive listener segments, and deep dives into the music industry, all wrapped in the hosts' signature casual and humorous style. Whether negotiating car deals live on air, debating sports trades, or enjoying a trivia challenge, the show delivers engaging content tailored for a dedicated audience.

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Mike Turley]

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[Gigi]

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[Mike Turley]

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[Gigi]

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[John Clay Wolf]

My church too.

[Mike Turley]

I love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I really do.

[JD Ryan]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. America's largest weekend morning show. Call John toll free 800-800-RODIO and check out the [e-mail] or John Claywolf.com hey, the largest radio show and fastest growing podcast. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gigi, you good looking box of chocolates. What's going on in Los Angeles this morning?

[Pre K]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

I said, what's going on in Los Angeles this morning?

[Pre K]

Are you ready for the. Are you ready for the Eagles?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God, yeah.

[Pre K]

Gonna fly like an eagle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you like the Eagles?

[Pre K]

No, actually. But I don't like the Chiefs even more.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just jealous of them because they're good.

[Brandon]

Well.

[Pre K]

Cause I hate Patrick Mahomes wife and his stupid brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, his brother is stupid and his wife is dumb. Good morning, Kansas City. How are you? Yeah, hey, we're on in Kansas City right here on the rock. But that's fine. His brother is kind of goof. Well, what's wrong with his wife? I really don't pay enough attention.

[Pre K]

Well, she makes it about her.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what I mean?

[Pre K]

She makes everything about her and it's not about her. He could have done better coming out fighting, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. All right, all right, all right. So what's the line, Turley on the Super Bowl?

[Gigi]

One and a half points, John. We have five prop bets that we're gonna end up doing. Okay, so we're, you know, just for fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just do one.

[Gigi]

There's 500, you're down. I figure, you know what, let's just do a hundred dollars a prop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he's such a good guy.

[Gigi]

Being a nice guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Such a good guy.

[Gigi]

Why not, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

So do you think you could take another nickel off of me? Can I have a.

[Gigi]

No, I don't think so. I mean, it's been. We always do this for fun anyway, and we usually end up pushing, right? So. So why not?

[John Clay Wolf]

This year you're winning.

[Gigi]

I know. It's been. It's been too easy. I didn't really want to take your money like this. So I figure, why not? Let's just have some fun with some Prop bets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like what are the prop bets or just a couple of them.

[Gigi]

Yeah, well, of course the spread is one and a half. Who's going to win the game?

[John Clay Wolf]

Chiefs.

[Gigi]

You know, we'll do that one over. Under is 48 and a half points.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Gigi]

National anthem. This is just for Gigi and stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, like, for dumb chicks?

[Gigi]

Well, I didn't say that, but, you know, I figured we'd have some fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just one dumb white girls. One prop bet.

[Gigi]

Is it going to be over 122 or under 122 seconds. Mahomes over 36 pass attempts are under and then Saquon Barkley.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do you keep banging on the countertop?

[Gigi]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you angry?

[Gigi]

I'm just excited. Barkley over 109 yards rushing or under. So there's some fun little prop bets.

[John Clay Wolf]

What would be some prop bets, GG for like you and I like dumb shaped prop bets. Oh, I can tell you how many times the camera goes to Taylor.

[Pre K]

How many? Yeah, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

How many times it goes to Kelsey because of Taylor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, okay.

[Pre K]

How many times is it gonna show Pat Holmes wife. Let me see. Do they have any single Chiefs players?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Gigi]

I have no idea.

[Pre K]

Yeah, see who plays harder, the single ones or the Oregon. The engaged ones or married ones? That would be cool.

[Gigi]

There's one that's. Will Saquon Barkley have a birthday cake after the game because it's his birthday. Oh, there's. I'm telling you, there's some dumb ones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very dumb.

[Gigi]

Of course. Proposal. Will Kelsey propose to Swift Pre K.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put him on hold. Damn it.

[Randy]

Will Kelsey wear beads? What is that for?

[John Clay Wolf]

Terrence? What prop bets, Terrence? Speech impediment. Terrence. Speech impediment here. What prop bets do you think? What prop bets you gonna do?

[Terrence]

Well, I go for fly like an eagle. The eagle. That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sound pretty good this morning. Do you have your. Do you have your little whiskey?

[Terrence]

No, I don't got no whiskey. People think, well, I need that walker. My walker's called a dream guy because I'm not walking. I'm falling.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Speech impediment, Terrence. One of our listeners. One of our listeners sent me a. Sent a note in the fan page and asked if I thought if speech impediment, Terence bit has run its course. So you got kind of got called to the carpet this week. Terence to see. No.

[Pre K]

He said, hell no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell no.

[Terrence]

Hey, I never give up. Never give in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guys call in and we're Gonna. We're gonna put speech put up to Terrence on hold, call in and let us know if his bid has run its course or if he's still welcome to be a member of the show. Because we've been doing this for a couple years now, terrence. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Randy the chipmunk. Are you. Where is that goofy bastard?

[Gigi]

Hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get out his hole there.

[Randy]

Good morning.

[Alex Stein]

Oh, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you betting this weekend? I mean, you're a degenerate gambling piece.

[Alex Stein]

Am I? Am I?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Alex Stein]

Oh, yeah. You talk about prop bets. Yeah, we do it prop bats. Screw you, prop bats. All right, I'm over on the over under. I'm under on my home's passing, okay? And think about the Kelsey proposition thing. Terry swears a hottie. If she would sing heavy metal music, I would buy every record she had. I hate. I hate that music.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brandy, do you like your women curvy or tall and skinny like Taylor?

[Gigi]

Calm down.

[Randy]

You all right?

[Alex Stein]

I just love to look at her. Yeah, I just love to look at her. I've got a channel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pearl legs are long and skinny. They look like sticks.

[Alex Stein]

Do you watch Pluto tv? Yeah, it's free up in our tree. And I've got the Access channel where they show rock concerts. They had Taylor Swift, and he showed Taylor Swift concert back in September of last year. And I freeze framed it, and it's still on my tv. It's almost like having, like, an oil painting in the living room. Taylor Swift is a hottie.

[John Clay Wolf]

New Orleans is not the nicest place in the country to have a Super Bowl. Last time I was down there, I got in a. I got a damn fight with a. With a homeless guy that was spitting on me. Do you remember me telling you that?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Alex Stein]

Me and my friend Rusty, you know, we always go and gather debris after big events like this, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Alex Stein]

Last time we did New Orleans and we got a lot more than peanuts. Yeah, we got, like, nachos, hot dogs, crack cocaine, and a lot of marijuana. Apparently, folks in Louisiana are quite fond of drugs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Randy, I gotta. I've gotta go a little bit because Rush Limbaugh's on hold, and I asked him to call him this morning and tell us about the update on the trade war thing with Trump.

[Alex Stein]

Do me a favor and remind him he owes me $100.

[Brandon]

I will.

[John Clay Wolf]

I will. Thank you. Rush. Rush, Rush, are you there? Rush Limbo.

[Brandon]

John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Good to see you there. Were you just talking to my old friend Randy?

[John Clay Wolf]

I Was. I was, boy. Hey, Chuck in West Palm Beach, Rush says that speech impediment, Terrence, is done. Chuck, do you really think so?

[Terrence]

Yeah, it's played its course.

[Mike Turley]

It's ran its course.

[Terrence]

It's over with.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, there's one.

[Brandon]

What's that about?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's just. It's an inside deal.

[Brandon]

Okay. You're not talking about Chuck Schumer? No. Filthy Chuck. Filthy Chuck.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened?

[Brandon]

Man loves his pornography. That's a. That's a. But look, that's a fact. That's a fact. From the Excellence in Broadcasting Network.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need a quick update on the tariff border, Mexico, Canadian standoff.

[Brandon]

Yeah, but he. Listen closely. Here's the thing. Terrorists. You ever watch South Park?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Good impersonation for you? Sure. Bad. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

But if you're only using them as an idle threat, you can get people to do things.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Did you see the. I just saw this on Colombia a couple of weeks ago. He sent some. He sent some migrants back to Colombia on a military plane. They said, no, senor. You know, the. He says, tariff, you. I said. Never mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

In pure rush form. We still didn't get an answer of anything.

[Brandon]

Never mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Josh in Florida. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Terrence]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got?

[Terrence]

Yeah, we should keep the old speech.

[John Clay Wolf]

Impaired speech impediment, Terrence.

[Terrence]

Yeah, we should keep. I'm not yelling. You. I'm rolling my ankle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Terrence, Josh is trying to save you Friday night. All right. All right, Terrence, that's one for you, bud. Okay, Josh, where you be staying?

[Terrence]

I'll be staying in Plant City, Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's Plant?

[Terrence]

Winter capital.

[John Clay Wolf]

The gay winter capital of the United States of America. Cheers to the gays.

[Terrence]

It's the winter strawberry capital of the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is Plant City, Florida. Like, what part of Florida?

[Terrence]

Plant City, Florida, is like, 15 minutes east of Tampa.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so you're listening to us on the Tampa station. Cool. Keep on keeping on. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars right here on the radio in this next segment for givemetheven.com if you call in 8. The Lightning rounds coming up the. Nick, what have you got? I'm not gonna do it right now. Well, hell, I can do it right now. What have you got? Well, guys, this is what I'm gonna do in the next segment. So call in now to get in line during the music break. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Nick, what you got in Pittsburgh I.

[Terrence]

Got a 2018 Ford F150XLT. Four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rougher, clean.

[Terrence]

About 100,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rough or clean?

[Mike Turley]

I'm sorry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Average? Rough or clean? Okay, average.

[Terrence]

I'd say clean. Oh, it's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Mike Turley]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. But you're up there in. In pit and there's no rust.

[Mike Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does. Does, does, does, does, does.

[Terrence]

It's got a spring in liner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it crew cab, right? Not extended cam?

[Terrence]

That's correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

The 17 grand buy it. 18 grand? 17.

[Brandon]

18.

[John Clay Wolf]

So my guts hit me at.

[Terrence]

Oh, that's. That's a little low for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? I got.

[Terrence]

I. I got a private offer at.

[Mike Turley]

20 I turned down.

[Terrence]

I'm looking for 23.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Why do you want so much? Don't you want to be fair? Won't you be fair, Nick? Be fair?

[Terrence]

There.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a. There's a lot.

[Terrence]

Lot of stuff that.

[Mike Turley]

That's more than what I'm asking for.

[Terrence]

So I think. I think that's a pretty fair offer. It's. It. It's been taken care of. And.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I did, you know, I did all the service. I did the 100,000mile service average. Hey, I just pulled up the. The magic box on the computer that does AD average auction data. It's 18 7. So I'm pretty damn close. I think I'm being fair.

[Terrence]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I gave you 19 grand, I think I'm being fair. And we won't. We won't acknowledge the fact that you're lying about your neighbor that offered you 20, and I'll let that slide, but I will give you 19 grand if you want to be fair. I'll be fair. Are we gonna be fair? I'm.

[Mike Turley]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I'll just. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Be.

[JD Ryan]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevent.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everybody. Super bowl weekend. How the hell are you? Steve?

[Brandon]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your vote on Terrence? Speech down vote.

[Brandon]

Down vote on Terrence.

[Terrence]

It was good while it lasted, but it's done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lee in Spring Hill, Florida. What's your vote on Terrence?

[Terrence]

Love Terrence.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's awesome. Oh, it's Ty. Okay, Morgan. Melissa. Texas. Where's Melissa, Texas? By the Oklahoma border. Do you have any Okie in you? Because if you do, I've got to. I've got a bit at different. I got to start a lot higher. I'm sorry. I got to start a lot lower so I can move higher. Because those hard ass Oklahomans are tough.

[Terrence]

Hey man, we drive a bargain. My dad's from Moore, Oklahoma, but I'm straight out of Lone Star.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, where were you born?

[Mike Turley]

Arlington.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Did you go to Oklahoma like for holidays?

[Terrence]

We went to.

[John Clay Wolf]

His parents moved to Missouri eventually.

[Terrence]

So we went to Missouri quite a bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

2020 Ram half ton with 50,000 miles? Yes, sir. You want 30,000 for it? Yeah.

[Terrence]

KDB a while ago with the mileage.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the condition, I think told me 32. But that doesn't seem to be a reality these days. Now you're doing the hard ass Oklahoma thing. I think you've more Oklahoma in you than you realize. And that's okay. We're not here to judge. We're here to make friends. But yeah, I think you're five grand off the money. So work on that. Go run across that red river and see if you can put the spurs to somebody else. I'm ducking out. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Richard in North Carolina. What city?

[Terrence]

Rocky Mount.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's Rocky Mountain? I'm not that familiar. Start me at Charlotte.

[Terrence]

Rocky Mount.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Terrence]

Okay. About three and a half hours east. An hour east of Raleigh.

[John Clay Wolf]

So our. Okay. So you're getting us on the raleigh station.

[Terrence]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. 14F250 Lariat diesel. Deleted. Jacked up. 180, 000 miles. Is that right?

[Terrence]

Correct. Less than. I don't remember exactly. 190. I mean 1789 or 190. 179 1. Somewhere in that neighborhood.

[John Clay Wolf]

You people, are you from Carolina? I mean like originally.

[Terrence]

I was born and raised in Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you've been up there long enough. You need to meet some other people. Because you people up there were like king of cutting miles, like rolling miles back off the odos. Like that 180. If you're a real Carolina Carolinian, that 180 would be showing 40,000 miles. So that's. Well, see for what you want for this, I need too many miles. You need to go get one of those real guys to straighten this out because this thing's got too many miles on it. Go see if you get it fixed. Call me back. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We do not condone busting miles on cars. I'm just being. I'm just entertaining myself is what I'm doing. Trying to anyway. If you'd like to sell your car, go to Give me the VI and give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com America's Best Car Buyer and we will be right back right here on the John Clee Wolf Show.

[JD Ryan]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Check out the Gimme The Vin Garage YouTube channel complete with live video stream.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be sure to check him out on.

[JD Ryan]

His [e-mail].

[John Clay Wolf]

The Patriots have won Super Bowls xxxvi xxxviii xxixlix NLI does anybody else think that this roman numeral isn't.

[Pat Green]

Quite catching on Right after Super Bowl 3?

[John Clay Wolf]

You lost me. I don't know what the hell's going on. You know how long it took me to memorize that there's a reason no one else is using roman numerals. They suck.

[Pat Green]

It's a bad idea.

[JD Ryan]

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[Gigi]

J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ryan. Good morning Turley. Did you see me last night? Were you in a Bronco?

[Gigi]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Gigi]

Was that you yelling?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Were you scared?

[Gigi]

I don't. I'm not gonna stop in the middle of the country in a car that I have no idea yelling. I'm just going to keep going because I don't know where they're coming from or anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Pat Green, the country dude did a pop up show last night at the Rattlesnake and I was trying to get your attention to tell you to come join us cuz he was in the car with me.

[Gigi]

I would have loved to do that but I had emergency audio that I had to move cuz Bobo called me at 8 in the morning Friday said we're moving the studio, we're moving this and that, his little studio. So I had to take all the audio.

[John Clay Wolf]

We didn't move it today.

[Gigi]

I had. Well, the audio clips that I have in this computer, they're changing this computer out. So I had to move every clip and do all that. And it sounds like a great. Yeah, it sounds like a great time though.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a great time. It was a really good time.

[Gigi]

So it was a pop up show at the Rattlesnake in Walnut Springs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Freaked everybody. I was great. He's here today. He's going to be on the radio with us in a minute. Oh yeah, he spent the night.

[Randy]

Pat Green is here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Randy]

Jesus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Head bonnet wave on wave.

[Randy]

The big deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You know my friend Peter Tilden and la. Yes. He broke Pat on LA radio. So Peter is a Jewish guy from Philadelphia that migrated in the wintertime to Los Angeles and became big deal on LA radio in the country format.

[Randy]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

In la. Juling and country in la. That's. I mean, a Philly Juice sling in country in la. That's not normal. So he really overcame boundaries and then he wound up being one of the biggest talk show hosts in Los Angeles. But anyway, he broke Pat Green, who's from Texas, on la. And. And Peter's one of my best. Peter's one of my best friends. So he put us together anyway, that's how that.

[Randy]

And he's big with Brad Paisley as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Peter was. Yeah.

[Gigi]

So he's a cowboy Peter at heart.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Gigi]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, not at all. Not a lick.

[Gigi]

But he likes.

[John Clay Wolf]

He has. He has an American Country Music Award for producing Brad Peter Tilde for producing Brad Paisley's videos. It's a weird deal. Hey, G. I miss you. I just want to let you know. Haven't seen you in a while.

[Pre K]

Okay, shut up. Talking to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can see you right now on the [e-mail] and the background fakes everybody out. Makes it look like you're here. Yes, but it's cool. Crab. What you want? What you got? What you need? Crab, you there?

[Terrence]

Yeah. Hey. I vote yes on Terrence because this is the highlight of his life. Probably every Saturday morning, just like mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

The worst laugh in the United States is from our listener, Crab Steve Crab in Los Angeles, California.

[Gigi]

That is true. It's Terrence's highlight.

[Brandon]

It is.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's fun. Terrence Got saved. J.D. what you got?

[Randy]

We got to do, though?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why I was doing this. Okay, this means. This does not mean I'm gay. This means hit. Hit something.

[Brandon]

And now, from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D. ryan.

[Randy]

Miami beach is once again. Everybody goes there for spring break. They don't want you. They actually, actually released a slick video. It's kind of a trailer for spring break, and everybody is having a miserable time. Miami beach does not want you to come there. Cut seven.

[Brandon]

Miami Beach.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got this sick penthouse view in Miami Beach. Once we got to Miami beach, things went downhill fast. Is this for us?

[Mike Turley]

What's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're drinking in public.

[Mike Turley]

That's not allowed.

[John Clay Wolf]

This speaker. That's not allowed. Rule after rule after rule.

[Brandon]

What do you want me to do? I don't want you.

[Mike Turley]

We didn't Know the rules.

[Brandon]

She's so annoying.

[Terrence]

Guys, guys.

[Alex Stein]

It's saying expect curfew potential curfews?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you kidding me?

[Mike Turley]

I'm not saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

A hotel all spring break. So sick of crying.

[Randy]

So sick of crying.

[Gigi]

What is that?

[Randy]

So they don't the rules. Yeah, they don't want you there. They want you to say, hey, you can't drink in public. You can't have fun. Don't come to Miami Beach. Anyway, Punta Gorda woman got really upset with her ex boyfriend about. Well, he was a big cheater. So she took revenge on him by vandalizing his car. And that is just the start. This is from the News 2 report. Cut number eight. See if we've ever known a chick like this. Go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Covering a car in eggs, mustard and ketchup. That's what one Charlotte county woman is accused of doing to her ex boyfriend's car.

[Terrence]

I see eggs, ketchup, all type of stuff, and I'm in the straw. I'm like, no way, no way, no way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not my car. Moments later, Kervin Sainthill says his ex girlfriend came barreling around the corner in this Range Rover to actually get hit by a car.

[Terrence]

It's by a Range Rover, not no sedan, a Range Rover.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Charlotte County Sheriff's office says Yoshabel.

[Brandon]

Edward purposely ran over her ex. Why do you think she did this?

[Terrence]

This was definitely out of, I don't know, hatred. Like, I'm guessing like she found out about new girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Randy]

It ain't the first guy to get run over by.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes woman. Have you ever ran over a man, Gigi, with a. Okay, look, here we go.

[Pre K]

Okay, it wasn't me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I knew it.

[Pre K]

It wasn't me. But there's two things, right? First of all, when my best friend's dad was having an affair, we went to his girlfriend's house, saw his car parked out there, and wrote with a big rock on the side of his car. It was a nice car to his Cadillac. Sinners. Right? And then later on, we were supposed to go out for the day. He was like, I can't believe someone did this to my car. We acted like we didn't know what he was talking about. Oh, my goodness. But it was in big letters. Sinner. Right. Okay, so the second thing is, when my best friend's boyfriend broke up with her, he called me and said, can you believe she ran me over with the car? And I said, And? And she said, well, nuh. I just. I just bumped him a little.

[Gigi]

And she's Laughing.

[John Clay Wolf]

So she's laughing. Hang on. You and your friend went and vandalized your friend's father's car? Yes.

[Pre K]

We wrote sinner.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got that big letter. So this girl did that to her dad's car? Yeah. You don't think that's odd?

[Pre K]

No, he deserved it. He should have been having an affair. So he had to ride around with sinner real big on one side of his car.

[John Clay Wolf]

And did the mom and the dad stay together, do you know?

[Pre K]

Oh, well, they technically stayed together, but they lived apart. And he had his girlfriend. I was cool with his girlfriend. I was cool with him, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Is this like Tales from the Hood? Is this normal or am I missing something?

[Pre K]

I don't know if it's normal, but it's my life.

[Gigi]

You never had a friend or anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like that happen to you or, like, get your car keyed? Sure. I. I had my tires slashed by a guy that was. I was broke up with my ex girlfriend. But I went over there for one more rodeo and he slashed both of our tires and shot a hole in the door of my car.

[Gigi]

That's a crazy dude. That's not a. That's not that. That's justified. But I'm talking about a chick.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's justified. No, no. Have you had a chick vandalize your stuff?

[Gigi]

Not me, but my friend. Just same, Same scenario. Come out there. She started keying my friend's car. We were in the house when all this was going on. We go out there and she's just going crazy. We had to call the cops. I mean, it was nuts. And of course, the cops didn't really do anything to her because they couldn't prove that she did it, even though it was obvious that she did do it. Just separated everybody but that. That kind of stuff for what. What the females get out of that vandalized emotion.

[Randy]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, coming up next, Pat Green, the country singer. He's gonna join the show in just a minute. He might have a guitar with him, too. I'm not sure. He's always bitching about it.

[Brandon]

Isn't that always the thing?

[John Clay Wolf]

He was bitching last night about the tune on his guitar, Bob. I mean, he's worse than I hated in my guitar. My baby. What'd you pay for that thing? My blue Fender, What'd you pay for it?

[Brandon]

I was like 80 bucks.

[Mike Turley]

If you got dropped.

[Brandon]

That won't happen again. And I'm pretty sure you stole my cap because it disappeared after it was in your hands. Mr. Green.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mr. Mr. Green Jeans 800 800. 7, 2, 3, 4, 8.

[Brandon]

I wasn't gonna bring it up, but if we're gonna denigrate the instrument.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. We're gonna be right back. Stay tuned.

[Mike Turley]

What we're seeking is the truth. I'm just looking for a happy ending. All I'm looking for is you.

[JD Ryan]

You're listening to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Brandon]

The guy's a blacked out drunk.

[JD Ryan]

800, 800 radio. Yo, give me the VIN.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't need a whole lot of money.

[Mike Turley]

I don't need a big fine car.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know your country, I guess.

[Mike Turley]

What about it?

[John Clay Wolf]

But, like, you know, hall and Oaks is really. Bob pointed out the Spinners. They're so listening to this. Do you have much soul in you? Do you have some Kelly Clarkson soul in you?

[Mike Turley]

Man, you know, I don't really know much about Kelly, but I can tell you that what you're playing right now is what was playing right before. That was ZZ Top, and now that's the Texas. I signed my first record contract on Billy Gibbon's desk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. So in Austin, when I lived down there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that PFG on your hat? Is that Pat F in Green?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. Yeah. And my wife's hat says. Well, my wife has these really great, long, elegant fingers. And I don't know why I'm using my finger right now, because y'all can't hear it on radio. But anyway. But hers just has her finger sticking up. She's kfg, too. Yeah, we've adopted that years ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guys that don't know Pat Green, there's plenty of people that absolutely do. The guy sold out the Astrodome three nights in a row.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, it was fun. Yeah, it was a good time.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Houston damn sure knows Pat Green. But if you don't know Pat Green, let's have him play one of his hits.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Familiar.

[Mike Turley]

This. This kind of. I don't know. It was a. It was top three for five weeks, which is basically the. The public would know that that's not a number one, so just.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll call it a number one.

[Mike Turley]

Mile upon mile got no direction we're all playing the same game we're all looking forward. Redemption, baby Let the pray to say the name Want me to go on to the chorus? And I came upon me way home.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're good. I'm actually trying to get your guitar tuned up because it's too light.

[Mike Turley]

Still here? Yeah. Am I the one you were sent to say Came upon me Wave on wave. Two Grammys nominations for that One lost one of them to Johnny Cash, and he was dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ouch.

[Brandon]

Damn it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Johnny will be joining the show in.

[Mike Turley]

A little bit, by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

We could talk about that.

[Mike Turley]

Okay. Thanks for having me on.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, you were. You were at the Grammys waiting for your name to be called.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. And Johnny Cash. And he didn't come up.

[John Clay Wolf]

They just hologrammed him in.

[Mike Turley]

Didn't even show up, huh? That's all right, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year. What year was that?

[Mike Turley]

2003. This is the same year my son was born. Like, so that my. So my kids really don't have any reference. They're like, who are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Jay, does that other mic work?

[Mike Turley]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

You're gonna talking mic now. Here's the talking mount. Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[Mike Turley]

The singing mic and the talking mic.

[John Clay Wolf]

But my stage hand here would just rather hear you talk through a repeater than. Than push in front of you.

[Mike Turley]

That's fine. Less reverb. It sounds better.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD Never was much of a stage hand.

[Randy]

Oh, dear.

[Mike Turley]

That's not even at all.

[Brandon]

Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on now. Come on now.

[Randy]

Stage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stage hand. We're all stage hands. I actually had to wire part anyway. We won't get into that. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What year was. What year did you say the Grammy thing was?

[Mike Turley]

Well, 2002. We were nominated for three days, the song I wrote with Radney Foster. And then 03, it was two for Wave on Wave.

[John Clay Wolf]

He told me a story yesterday when they went to, like, when he really got big and he was in Houston and this big show was coming up, and he was with his pops, and he was trying to sit in the corner right of the restaurant so they wouldn't be interrupted by the people, but the fans. And his dad said, nuh, we're sitting right in the middle. And he sat him right in the middle of the deal. He said, you picked the wrong business to be in. Boy, if you don't want to meet.

[Mike Turley]

The public, it was great. Yeah. If you didn't like your picture taken signing autographs, it's the. Yeah, you're out of your depth here, but kind of thing, you know? And I. I understood. My. My father and I are best friends. We talk every day of our lives on the phone. But, yeah, he. He really has taught me the life lessons that you need to be taught when you're navigating a life that is as ridiculous as what we do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Well, not me. You. Yeah. I mean, people. People don't Know, I'm me. I have sat.

[Mike Turley]

That's a safety I can't imagine.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have sat at a bar before, twice where I was talking to people in different cities.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, like, where you from? I'm from Texas. Hey, do you know that John Clay Wolf guy? Like, the way it's like, tell me about him. You know, he's on the radio.

[Mike Turley]

What's your name? Jw.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, like, oh, yeah, this guy's funny. No, no, he's kind of rude. So it was actually a good interview to, like, see what people think about you. Because he didn't know it was me.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. But that's the great thing about radio is they don't know your face.

[Mike Turley]

Well, the funnest thing about my job is I really don't care what people think about me. I just. I mean, there's a certain point where, you know, I want to do my thing, but, you know, if my thing doesn't suit the audience that I'm playing for, it's really. It's fine with me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you used the term grocery store famous yesterday.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does that mean?

[Mike Turley]

Okay, so when I was. When it was. Everything was going gangbusters, and I was doing all those huge shows I was on. You know, I was also on tour with Kenny Chesney and Keith Urban and them just keep dropping some names.

[John Clay Wolf]

Name drop, drop, drop, drop. Anyway, and he called me cocky yesterday.

[Mike Turley]

Go ahead. No, I'm just saying, when I was on that kind of stuff, like, it was. It was like, you couldn't go anywhere. Airports, and. And anywhere you went, there had to be somebody that kind of had to walk you around so that you could just move.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keep moving. Right?

[Mike Turley]

But now, like, yeah, no, it's just some old lady at the grocery store picking up some lettuce, and I'm like. She's like, did I see you at Billy Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Grocery store famous? Yeah. When I. I wouldn't want that life. I'm glad y'all can have it. I mean, just. Just yesterday, we're in a tiny town, Walnut Springs. Guy grabs you, wants to do the selfie. That's cool. I know you're. You can't not be flattered, but do you ever get to go. Do you get to live without the entire crowd?

[Mike Turley]

In Walnuts, everybody got a picture with me last night. You sit in the other room. Yeah. Totally enjoying yourself. And I'm sitting. Hanging out with all your friends. But. But, yeah, no, I. I. Listen, it's. It's a. It is. It's. It's a Blessing thing for sure. Yeah. It's like Willie Nelson said. I one time I asked him why he signs all the autographs. He says, well, it took me 30 years for them to want them. I'll be danged if I turn one of them down now. So. And he didn't use dang.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, we were talking about business yesterday and when we were up at the saloon and I was. I was saying, you know, figure out like what I do is figure out something I really want and isolate it and put that marker on the board. And you mentioned that for a couple of years you had dinner with Jerry Jeff Walker every Tuesday night.

[Mike Turley]

Yep. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you were doing the same thing.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were doing the exact same couple.

[Mike Turley]

Blocks away from each other. And he was my hero and my mentor and his wife, really. He and his wife both taught me a lot about business, the music business. And they call it show biz. And you know this friends, they call it show biz. Exactly. It's biz because they don't want to say business. But it. I mean, if you're not. If you're not making a living, it's show hobby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Mike Turley]

Right. And that's. That's hard to say.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old would Jerry Jeff be? Are you still alive?

[Mike Turley]

No, he passed. Sadly. He passed during COVID He's in late 70s and. But still just one of the. I don't know if you. He's staple food for Texas music.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Mike Turley]

For sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's awesome. Well, I had fun last night and we had a good bobbo. Did that make you nervous because the crowd was bigger last night than normal for just a normal bobbo did.

[Brandon]

No, we. We really. We don't. You know, we've played for crowds of.

[Mike Turley]

Four, you know, or the crowd outnumbers the band.

[Brandon]

Yeah, we're there for. We're the two old to ever make it. Guys. The duffers that come in and open the open the musical portion of the evening did great. We had a pretty. Pretty nice crowd.

[Mike Turley]

Robust, dare I say.

[Brandon]

And we. They fed us. They fed us really good. You know, when you play in front of people and they enjoy what you do. I don't know if we've ever got that strong of a response from people, but if that. I guess that was probably. Probably your crowd and they were very kind to us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that was just his crowd. From word getting out.

[Mike Turley]

I guess I didn't. Yeah, they were very showing up until John told me I was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it was a pop up. We do.

[Brandon]

I don't know if you guys were There yet. But we do this Pink Floyd song and it's very out of the way for Walnut Springs, you know, you don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Think there's any stoners in Walnut Spring General.

[Brandon]

Well, but we. We played it last night and it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wish you were here.

[Brandon]

We start with the entire long instrumental intro and then go into the lyrics and do it. And they were. They were very appreciative of us, and that made us very appreciative of them. And it just. An hour and a half just flew like.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it was nervous.

[Mike Turley]

Sorry.

[Brandon]

You're good.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's making Paul a little nervous because he was. He was. Y'all were getting off the. Off the track a little bit. He wasn't keeping up. Sometimes.

[Brandon]

I've learned not to pay attention to Paul.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Why?

[Brandon]

Because he'll make me nervous.

[John Clay Wolf]

How? He's a really good picker.

[Brandon]

He really is.

[John Clay Wolf]

He really is.

[Brandon]

He really is. He decides to.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he's thinking about it so much. I think he's losing you. Sometimes we.

[Brandon]

We just. He'll decide to start tuning in the middle of a tune, and I'll be like, you know, just keep going. Just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just forget it. If he's gonna go over there and tune.

[Mike Turley]

My band claims that I can only count to four and a half.

[Brandon]

Is that right?

[Mike Turley]

I can't count the four. It's four and a half. I'm a little late.

[Brandon]

I don't know. I. I can't. I've. I've never been plugged in until I started playing with ball. So it's new to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Coming back. Pat's gonna hang on with us for another segment and we are fixing to add like 50 or 40 affiliates at 9:00 Central.

[Mike Turley]

Bingo. Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

And hour number three coming up right now on the John Cleveland Show.

[Mike Turley]

Texas on the mind. Thinking about my friends there and a girl that left behind the way she held me when we kissed the loving that we've done and how I left her waiting Goodbye Standing in the Texas sun I got a half a mile of collar A half a mile to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go.

[Mike Turley]

Jump A big jet of lighter.

[Brandon]

The John Clay Wolf show is heard every week on great stations like Memphis 98.1 the Max, Maximum Rock and Las Vegas number one for classic rock, KXPT 97.1 the Point Catch, the nation's fastest growing podcast and live video [e-mail] and we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. Right after this jump.

[Mike Turley]

A big jet lighter you went. On my way back home.

[Brandon]

In my dreams you still love me.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I'd.

[Brandon]

Have to travel home to see.

[John Clay Wolf]

If.

[Mike Turley]

She'S found another man.

[JD Ryan]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Better have my money Easy horse.

[JD Ryan]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

This sounds awfully white.

[Mike Turley]

Now.

[JD Ryan]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everybody. Hey, G. Hey, Jay. Hey, Pat. Hey, Turley.

[Gigi]

Hey, her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Prek. Pre K. Prek, you there?

[Gigi]

Yo, yo, what up?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, home school.

[Mike Turley]

Gotta start that countdown clock over there.

[Gigi]

I've been watching that thing sound like John over there. What's my clock?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, he's. He's very. He's very high maintenance. He and I are both high maintenance.

[Mike Turley]

I'm a control guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

If we're gonna hang out, we might need somebody between us just to boss around. He's like, I'd love to do it. I'm fine.

[Brandon]

Volunteer.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we just added a several affiliates. Good morning, everybody. Pat Green, the country singer, never had a number one, but had a number through and three. And he was quick to point out that Jimmy Buffett never had a number one either.

[Brandon]

That's fact.

[Mike Turley]

Aerosmith had only had one. It was that song that they did for the Armageddon soundtrack, which was a Cheese.

[Randy]

Don't want to miss a thing.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, I didn't want to say the word cheese. Just leave it there.

[Brandon]

Good old Diane Warren.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you don't mind, Doctor, I would love for you to play a couple of songs so people that don't know when I say who Pat Green is, they'll hear this and say, oh, that's him.

[Mike Turley]

Well, I better just do chorus kind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of things because those little medley came about my way.

[Mike Turley]

You're the reason I'm still here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Am I the one you were sent to say Came upon the wave on wave and then.

[Brandon]

Hold on.

[Mike Turley]

I don't even know I can get to these notes this early in the morning. Feels just like it should. Must be some kind of miracle. I got sun on my face Rain, it ain't never gonna fall. Feels so good. Oh, it's almost spiritual. I got rain on my face and it feels just like it should. Those are a couple that I remember, Baby. I wrote Baby Doll with Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20. What a sweet, sweet man that guy is. But, yeah, name dropping. I'm. I'm all good. I'm really good at the name dropping thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fun. We enjoy it. Jason Boland and the Stragglers are actually playing. Great fan at Rattlesnake in Walnut Springs this morning. Pat, I think you're gonna hang around.

[Mike Turley]

I am. I am. You know, my wife's giving me free. Well, my daughter's in Auburn, Alabama, right now. I don't know if y'all are affiliates.

[John Clay Wolf]

There, but we actually do.

[Mike Turley]

But. But she's. She's out there visiting Auburn to see if she wants to go to college there. So she's alone in the house, and it really doesn't mind me not being there.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's called a hall pass, dog.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, baby. Yeah. I had a blast last night. I really enjoyed myself. Just that mean that. That bar is so, you know, funky cool. You know, you can smell the flavor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. he was. He was stoning out like you on the deck last night.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Randy]

Loving it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He just would not. I mean, you and Hank could go on and on about the planets.

[Randy]

So beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man, the sky out here.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, it's. I miss living. I live rural. I was born in San antonio, but live 18 miles north of Waco, the metropolis of Wo. And on a little farm called Galley Winter. And this reminds me a lot of it, without the hills and the excitement, but. But, yeah. Stars.

[Brandon]

Stars.

[Mike Turley]

Lots and lots. And what I was telling John last night was that most of the stars you're looking at that are actually galaxies.

[Randy]

Yep. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you also said they're already gone.

[Mike Turley]

They can be. They can be. Look at all verse is 14 billion years old.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Randy]

The three you look at, Orion's Belt, there's three stars right in a row. The center one is 1500 light years away.

[John Clay Wolf]

15.

[Randy]

So the light that's coming to your eyes has been coming for 1500 years to get to your eye tonight.

[Mike Turley]

Stop it. There it is. There it is.

[Brandon]

A lot of them we're looking at now are probably not there anymore.

[Mike Turley]

But.

[Randy]

It'S possible they could be gone. Man. 1500 years.

[Mike Turley]

Sadly, I have had to. Yeah. When I. Once I turned 50, I said, no more on the. No more start on the. On the fun stuff.

[Brandon]

I understand, man. My. My friends are starting to bug me about it. They're like, hey, you want some of this, bubba?

[Mike Turley]

I'm like, no, it makes me not want to talk to people.

[Brandon]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

But you see that lady sitting up there quietly on the screen? Hey, hey. She's high as a kite, huh?

[Mike Turley]

Dude, it's legal down there.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's California.

[Randy]

California.

[John Clay Wolf]

She takes two or three of her gummies in the morning before show prep. She sits there, rides along.

[Pre K]

Yes, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's busy.

[Gigi]

You're trying to vote Terence Honor off, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

We were. We were met. Yeah, we were. Pat and I were messing with cars yesterday, and he's a car queer like I am, and looking at all these cars and all this stuff. But you didn't tell me the story about racing BMWs with Michael Douglas, man.

[Mike Turley]

Okay, so I was out at the. It was the BMW charity Pro Am in North Carolina where they had their factory. And it was on the Nationwide Tour, which is now the Corn Ferry Tour. It's the gateway to. To the PGA for, you know, it's the second tier, if you will, 2A or 3. Whatever you call it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's just do more of that. And don't tell me about racing with Michael Douglas.

[Mike Turley]

Anyway, so. Yeah, but one of the fun days was they got all the. It's the Pro Am, so they got all the. The quote unquote celebs out. And they put us on opposites in opposite ends of the tracks. And these M Class BMWs said, have at it. And so they start at the same time. And so the. You're on opposite sides, so you never crash into each other.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Mike Turley]

But it's all about time. Anyway, so I lost. I was in the. It was in the final race, and I lost to Michael Douglas because I totally. I went too hard and I spun out like, you know, I was not. Not cartwheeling. I was whatever. Pinwheeling. Yeah. So. Yeah. And then. So his time was better.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you hit the rail?

[Mike Turley]

No, no, no. There was no railing? No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that why you were driving so slow yesterday when we were going to town?

[Mike Turley]

I was driving so slow because your steering wheel didn't work on your car that you gave me to drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was in a hot rod system. 67.

[Mike Turley]

It could go right all day, but you couldn't go left unless you really wanted to.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I looked behind me, I'm like, he might. He's driving like he's stoned. He's just. Just creeping along.

[Mike Turley]

I'm driving and I know what is. I know a car is worth at least 60,000 bucks. And I'm like, yeah, the next time, let's tighten up this thing a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those old cars have. Have weird steering, man.

[Mike Turley]

I had a 67 Mustang, and it didn't drive like that at all because.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a resto mod. You paid 100 grand to have it all redone and make it drive.

[Mike Turley]

Like, my wife made me sell because my kids were going to college.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, she just said, honey, you need to get rid of the car.

[Mike Turley]

I don't know if she was that nice. She was rather my wife's attorney. She's a board certified attorney and an entrepreneur. And so, yeah, you know, I. I have this thing. My dad has this, this thing. It's called dnr.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Mike Turley]

And that means it's not do not resuscitate, it's do not respond. And so whenever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two women.

[Mike Turley]

Well, to your wife, to your spouse. And I agree. Because it works. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Mike Turley]

If I just don't respond and do what I'm told, man, every. Everybody gets along a lot better. Everybody gets along.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're on the air with Pat Green, the countryman, the country singer, three time.

[Mike Turley]

Grammy loser, Johnny Cash.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, I would like to have Johnny Cash come in real quick and y'all discuss that. We've got a minute.

[Gigi]

Coming from heaven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Coming in from heaven. Johnny? Johnny? Hello? Johnny, are you there?

[Brandon]

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. Johnny, what do you want?

[John Clay Wolf]

Pat Green's in here bitching and moaning that you beat him in the Grammys 15 years ago.

[Mike Turley]

Okay, Johnny, okay. But the song you want on what's a Nine Inch Nails? You just did the vocal. You didn't write it. It was a male vocal performance given to you posthumously. Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

Hurt. Yeah, they talked me into that, man. I got talked in a lot of.

[Mike Turley]

Things with a check last few years.

[Brandon]

There was a check in a dissertation by the producer on that old Reuben. He was a card. You ever worked with him?

[Mike Turley]

Never worked with him. But hey, respect all the way. Johnny, you. You paved the path for so many country music. Thank you so much for being here today, Johnny.

[Brandon]

That's big of you to say.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can tell you when you're not around. He had a different comment. He said that son of a. Johnny Cash.

[Brandon]

Is that right?

[Mike Turley]

You know, John, Clay Wolf is lying right now. I used to get marked out at 124.

[Brandon]

I used to get that with Chris a lot. Chris used to cuss me out behind my back. That's like, you know what? June Carter, those Carters, I'll tell you for, For a self righteous bunch, you learn a lot. And the best thing we can do in this world is to forgive. And I forgive you. It's all right. We was.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Brandon]

Me and June was watching the Grammys that year. What a thing. I love that song.

[Mike Turley]

Hurt Myself today. Oh, better love it. No, the.

[Brandon]

Your song.

[Mike Turley]

Wave on Wave.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that's a great song.

[Mike Turley]

Hey, it bought me a house and put my kids through college, so. I love it too.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of college did your kids Go to because you had to sell your big card. Send them to college too. Jesus Christ. These some fancy ass kids.

[Mike Turley]

No, they go to public school, so no. Yeah. You're just goading me into being a jerk.

[John Clay Wolf]

I ain't taking a job.

[Mike Turley]

I ain't taking a bait, man.

[Brandon]

That's what he does.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't go to public school, but that's not the point. 8008-0072-3480-0800 late. Pat Green was lying. Mark that at 12:41. When we come back, we're going to do the lightning round with the cars. Call in with the cars. We'll have the car segment as soon as we come back. Pat's going to hang around today. He'll be back in a bit. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. The reason he's going to be back today is because he's hostage. He's out here at the ranch, at the studio.

[Mike Turley]

I left my car at your bar.

[John Clay Wolf]

This car in town, he ain't going anywhere unless he's going to ride a four wheeler in town.

[Gigi]

Caught a big show coming up too, right? This tomorrow or tonight?

[John Clay Wolf]

Tonight.

[Gigi]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, there's tonight. James Boland and Pat's going to come. Probably sing a couple songs. If y'all get along.

[Mike Turley]

They call it stage rape.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stage rape. Okay, we'll be back in a minute. Calling with the cars right now. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Give me year, make, model, miles average, rough or clean. My name's John Claywolf and I buy cars on the radio. Spit on the floor and don't hit on a woman cause she might sue. You can't buy beer in this state. Pass too. But that cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts, our two things will stay the same. So when the world starts spinning and your head hurts, there's a cheap.

[JD Ryan]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jeremy, you got a 22 Hyundai Tucson Hybrid.

[Terrence]

That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you live in Louisiana.

[Terrence]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't be. I mean, you weren't born there if you're driving a car like that, right?

[Terrence]

Oh, yeah, I'm born and raised South Louisiana, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a four wheel drive anywhere or because I thought you had to have a hunting. I thought you had to have a four wheel drive to Get a hunting license down there.

[Terrence]

I do. I do have a four wheel drive. This is my second car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. This is. This is your commuter. This is where we're getting. Working back on a good deal.

[Terrence]

Yeah. This is the one I take. This is when I take to Pensacola when I need to go to the beach.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I'm 20. I think I'm 20 grand.

[Terrence]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It says you got offered 22 from us a year ago. That makes sense.

[Brandon]

Yeah, it was.

[Mike Turley]

It was.

[Terrence]

It was last year, but I parked it. Dude. I hadn't driven it. It's really been parked at my. At my office. I was like, I gotta get the mileage down because it was a 50,000 miles when I got that offer last year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, keep waiting and it'll. Next year we'll give you 18 Ernie and Pittsburgh 97 Blazer with 200,000 miles on it.

[Terrence]

No, come on now. 109.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, 109. Is it a rust bucket? Nope. Because If I had 190 on it, I was just gonna tell you to throw it in a dumpster and I'll send you a hundred dollar bill.

[Terrence]

This is an ultimate truck, John. I'm not BS.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, go, go, go, go. To givemetheven.com. load it up. I need to see pictures before I cock off. I want to make sure I'm right. Here's a weird little truck. An O3 Chevy S10 with 60, and it's an extended cab. Is it an automatic or a stick?

[Terrence]

Automatic with the smaller V6 in it. I think it's a 2.8.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, is the paint? Because the paint on those is bad. A lot of them came off in that era. Is the paint solid?

[Terrence]

Yeah, it's hunter green.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's not flaking. It's not faded?

[Terrence]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Gigi]

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[Terrence]

I was looking more around like 55.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, if I'd have said four. You just said 55. You people are hard to deal with. I just want to point this out. I mean, y'all listen to this show, and y'all just like jacking with me. Okay, I'll give five grand. Does that buy it? I mean, it's five grand for an 03 S10 truck.

[Terrence]

It's my dad's truck that he's trying to get rid of, so I'll talk to him on it, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let's get him on the phone.

[Terrence]

Where is he?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's. Where's dad?

[Terrence]

Oh, he's working. He's working right now. And Art? He's working right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old's your pops?

[Terrence]

He's 43.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old are you? You sound like you're 58.

[Terrence]

28. All right, I'm 28.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your dad's 43. God, I'm getting old, Turley. I'm getting old, dude. Okay, tell your pops, tell whoever. We'll give you five grand. If you want to sell it, go to givemetheven.com. thanks for calling in, Terrence.

[Terrence]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know that there. Yeah, I can't get you backstage passes to Joan Jett. I see that. That's what you'd like. Joan Jett and I, we're in a tiff right now.

[Terrence]

Okay, well, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speech Impediment. Terrence wants if anybody can hook him up to the Joan Jett concert coming up somewhere sometime soon in a city near you, please call. Speech Impediment, Terence. He is waiting for your call. My name is John Clay Wolf, and we'll be right back.

[JD Ryan]

You're listening to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Brandon]

The guy's a blacked out drunk.

[JD Ryan]

800, 800 radio. Yo, give me the vin. Hey, Want more John Clay Wolf. Who are you?

[Mike Turley]

His wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who are you?

[JD Ryan]

His mother. Go to jcwshow.com for the fastest growing podcast in the U.S. now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

You guys want the insight on Luca? Like, the real inside?

[Brandon]

Oh, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have a friend that is inside of the Mavericks organization, and we had a long talk night before last, and he really. He told me the truth. Okay, so I'll jam you through this kid, you know, he had no childhood. He played sports his whole childhood. He's 25 years old. He drinks a lot. His dad drank. His dad was a blistering alcoholic, allegedly. But Luca doesn't have to try hard, right? So it comes easy to him. He can stay out till 6am party and get up the next day and do a triple double.

[Brandon]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

And that. That's fun and that's awesome. But this is. I'm giving you this background as he gave me why they let him go. The NBA just Came easy to him. So Cuban sells the team to the casino. Right. And Cuban thought he was going to stay in basketball operations. And he is not in basketball operations. They don't want him in basketball operations. Nico, the new general manager came from Nike. Has no NBA experience at this level at all. So he's just a X's and O's. Businessman Lucas struggles with weight. I'm reading some of my notes and drinking doesn't. He doesn't work out. So he's more injury prone. Right. Because of that, which we've heard that they asked him to mature and straighten up and he won't do it. He faked the injury. He faked a wrist injury. I don't know if you know that Turley to go lose weight.

[Gigi]

I don't think he faked it. They, they just, they needed him to lose weight.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he came back heavier than he left. When they sent him off to, you know, go lose some weight, they couldn't control him. They couldn't get him to grow up. Supermax contract coming. They spit the bid out. Do we want to pay this guy 350 million that we cannot control. Jordan, Kobe, absolute animals. If they lost a game, they couldn't sleep. Luke loses a game, he goes out and parties. He's fine. It's just not affecting him. So it's just a different. He's not a cold blooded killer. He's just so damn talented. He just can't help but do great. And you know, the injury thing is just real. But, you know, it's not enough. Then the guy, the guy inside the mask that's telling me this disagrees. He said, but that's not enough to let go of a 25 year old global icon.

[Gigi]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Gigi]

All that. That's what that, that's what it comes down to. He's a generational talent. He's a dog on the court. A dog. And you're gonna let that go because your ego gets in the way. That's really what it comes down to.

[John Clay Wolf]

And also, if they sign the supermax contract and I don't know the specifics of this, but it changes the formatics where the agent now has control of the deal and that's very dangerous. And you know, basically, do you want to put $350 million in a building that has a bad foundation? That is what, what their situation was. So they let him go. You know, would you. No, that's. You just.

[Gigi]

You have to. You deal with it. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Several stern warnings though. Several. He did not get blindsided by this. This to the level now. I think he got blindsided at this point. I just don't think he believed the warnings that they were giving him.

[Brandon]

Yeah, well, they say his conditioning has been a problem for a long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's, you know, that's not any new information. But. But the fact that they were. They were really talking to him about this a lot, trying to get him to stop, trying to get him to straighten up, and he just, you know, he's just so good. He just didn't have to. Nanny, nanny Boo boo. I'm awesome. I'm gonna. I'm gonna win.

[Brandon]

I said, I think we've got his first press conference from Los Angeles, and he sounded pretty surprised.

[Gigi]

Oh, yeah, this is. This cut right here.

[Brandon]

That's their decision. I don't know why. So I can't do nothing about it. I mean, everybody was surprised, so you can imagine how surprised I was. I had to check. It was April 1st. I didn't really believe it at first, and it was. It was a big shock. It was hard moments for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was.

[Brandon]

It was home. But as I said, you know, I get to play in the greatest club in the world, and I'm excited for this new journey. I want to drink the boiler maker.

[Gigi]

I was the same way when I woke up. I'm looking at my feed, my text message and stuff. I'm like, no, somebody's messing with me. There's no way they did this. Not possible. And then you start digging. You're like, they really did trade away Luca.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike Turley]

I've got a great point to make. All right, so Kareem Abdul Jabbar spent his first six years, first round draft pick, number one draft pick in Milwaukee. He was slow and lazy, no defense.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Mike Turley]

Went to la, becomes Kareem Abdul Jabbar becomes Kareem. Right. So I'm not saying that. I think that if you put Luca around people like. Like LeBron, what you're going to see is LeBron's going to kick his butt, but to the point where he. Either he's either shapes, shapes up, or they ship him out of there, too. So that's just my thinking. I just. Yeah, the conditioning thing is I think the entire reason why.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure, it's over. I think that's just me. I think he's going to do great in la. I think he's going to bring LA back to glory. I think. I wish we would have given him to someone besides la, because now they're just going to beat the hell out of us.

[Gigi]

Exactly. That's the. I understand. Okay. You want to trade him, that's fine. Get more out from it for one. And don't trade within your division.

[Brandon]

Don't do it in the division.

[Mike Turley]

You traded a force for a Toyota.

[Gigi]

Right. It's just dumb. He's the ego. I'm telling you, his ego got in the way for making a clear decision on it. Cuban would have never done that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gigi, I'm a Lakers fan now.

[Pre K]

Well, good. Me too.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know you are. I mean, they're. Yeah, they're going to dominate. And this guy's got something to prove now. Traded me. Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

One positive aspect that came out of this is your friend Alex Stein addressed the Dallas City Council.

[John Clay Wolf]

I saw about this. That's pretty weird.

[Pat Green]

We've all been cheated. The Dallas Mavericks traded our franchise player Luca Doncic for Anthony Day today. Davis, a 32 year old who wears street clothes more than he wears a basketball jersey. It's obviously rigged. The NBA is rigged. There's a ref, Tim Donaghy, who got arrested and went to jail for rigging games. So let me tell you something. I have experience in this. I am a youth basketball referee. This is real. And there was a time when I was drinking and I was using, and I'll be honest, I have fixed a youth basketball tournament, and it was not my proudest moment, but I needed the money at the time. I was just at a really low point. So my point is I've done this, and I've done this at the youth level. So it is obviously an inside job. When you give your best player to another team for zero draft picks, one first round draft pick in 2029. We're not even going to have a team in 2029.

[Gigi]

Do you buy that?

[John Clay Wolf]

The.

[Gigi]

The inside job thing? Because that was floating around.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I'm not. I. I don't buy that. I don't know. I don't know what I buy, dude. I. I don't know. I don't buy that. I. I just think it was that the guy's not a GM of basketball team. Or he is, but he's not.

[Gigi]

Yeah, just a dumb decision.

[John Clay Wolf]

He doesn't realize how long we waited to get our Tom Brady.

[Brandon]

Oh, Nico. Yeah, no doubt about it. Yeah, that's. What a. What a quick deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Robert in Florida.

[Terrence]

Hey, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. You bought a. You bought a trans Am? A 77 for your son, but your son passed away.

[Terrence]

Yeah, I bought it in 2019. We did some work to it, and then unfortunately, in 2022 he was killed by a drunk driver.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old was he?

[Terrence]

He was 19.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you know he was gonna pass away?

[Terrence]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So I didn't know if you did this as, like, he had cancer or something. And y'all were trying to do this because you wanted to spend some time with him?

[Terrence]

No, my first. My first car was a 71 trans AM, and I couldn't find one for him, so we found a 77, so we started working on that together.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this a bandit car? Is it black?

[Terrence]

It is. It used to be black, but now it's candy apple red, and it has a gold bird on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

How would you score the paint on a scale of 1 to 10?

[Terrence]

About an 8.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So I was almost hoping that it was bad so that we could replant it black because the bandit cars bring more. But how much money needs to be spent on this car if you send it somewhere to have it red?

[Terrence]

We didn't really send it anywhere to get redone. I. I probably dumped about 14,000 into it.

[John Clay Wolf]

14?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. That's not counting your labor. That's just parts.

[Terrence]

Yeah, it's just parts. The only thing it needs right now, brakes and exhaust and a passenger seat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 10 grand buy it.

[Terrence]

10 grand?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I'm close, and I might be there. I'm gonna need to. I'm gonna need pictures. But I'm thinking of having to finish this car and what I can get for it after I finish it and I've got it. You know, I'm. 10 grand is what I'm thinking. If 10 grand buys it, then I'll probably buy it. If it doesn't, I probably won't.

[Terrence]

I like to do 12.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I'd like to do nine, but I think I'm offering 10. I don't know, man. I. I don't think I can make. I think. I think that two grand bump is going to knock me off, because buying a car, that's not. I have a policy about buying other people. This one's different, dude. I mean, the. The sun thing is I. I feel for you, by the way, big time. So negotiating with you on this car is hard for me because there's another piece of the story. You know what I mean?

[Terrence]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So let's meet in the middle at 11.

[Terrence]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Load it up into the website. Give me the vin.com and go ahead and take a video of it to walk around and explaining things that you did and what it needs. And so my guy, when he gets. When he contacts you, send him that video and he'll send it to me. That validate all this. Where are you. Where are you located?

[Terrence]

Daytona Beach.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, get. Get some pics loaded into givemetheven.com and we'll get to working on it. And again, sorry about your. Okay, son.

[Terrence]

Yeah, I appreciate it. Yeah, we did quite a bit of work to it, but after everything that happened, it sat in the garage and I haven't touched him probably about two years and kind of get tired of looking at it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we'll get it out of there. Chester, Kansas City, Missouri. What you got?

[Terrence]

Yeah, I just wanted to call you guys, tell you happy super bowl weekend. Coming straight from the Chief red kingdom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry, G.G.

[Terrence]

You'Re going down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a Johnny Dare listener up there in Casey?

[Terrence]

Yeah, when I turn on in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. I haven't listened to him.

[Terrence]

Usually I'm too busy in the morning to listen to the radio, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm glad we have you on Saturdays. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars on the radio for America's best cars buyer. And RVs, by the way, you know, like, the bumper pulls and the fifth wheels, big buses, Million dollar bus. We bought those before, so we buy it all. Give me the vin.com. load them up. We'll be right back with more of the show.

[JD Ryan]

Yo, we're back to the John Clay Wolf show, taking over your radio every Saturday morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit them up.

[Randy]

Up.

[JD Ryan]

800, 800 radio. Check out the podcast@jcw show.com or John Claywolf.com.

[Brandon]

Yeah, Pop Rogers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mail from jail. Mail from jail. You just lost a listener. Stop saying. I'm just reading some notes.

[Gigi]

You say it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need cowboy hats for our new steakhouse in Walnut Springs. Special guest Pat Green is live in studio. Oh, yeah, he. He just left. He'll be back a little bit. He just. He just went. He had to go do something. I'll be back a little bit.

[Randy]

None of my damages.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he's fine. He's. He's fun. Yeah, he sounded great last night.

[Brandon]

Yeah, he's still got that thing in his voice, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'd never seen him play before.

[Brandon]

Really? I. I haven't either.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. I didn't realize he sold out the damn Astrodome four nights in a row.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Randy]

Huge.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Big talent.

[Randy]

I've seen him at Belly Bombs. Just packed wall to wall. Really Couldn't get a shoehorn in there. No, I mean, it was nuts.

[Brandon]

You know, I forgot that he. He'd written songs with Radney Foster. That's pretty cool. I'm. I'm a big Foster and Lloyd guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, you know, he's talking about doing a residency out here in April.

[Randy]

Oh my God, that'd be cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

And bringing his friends.

[Randy]

Holy.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's like. And I could bring, you know, Rogers and Ingram and this guy and that guy. We'll just do this month long thing.

[Gigi]

And I'm like, pat Green and friends.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's.

[Gigi]

That's a great idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Randy]

Huge.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's like, I believe in what you're trying to do with Walnut Springs. I think we can turn this into Luckenbach.

[Brandon]

Damn. So I'm out of a job.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got in the news, homeboy?

[Randy]

Well, you want to hear about drunk people?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Randy]

72 year old bus driver in Wisconsin arrested for multiple charges, including driving while intoxicated after. Well, driving kind of erratically with a bus full of little kids, middle school kids. And of course they got audio from inside as well as some 911 calls. Got number 14.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is going on?

[Terrence]

Screaming bus driver 1 apparently didn't stop at the last eight stops. And a student screaming in the background.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were screaming, stop the bus. Stop the bus.

[Brandon]

Stop the bus.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was scared, cuz he didn't stop at any of the first few stops. And I was scared that the other kids weren't gonna get to go home. He was just like getting mad over little stuff. Damn.

[Randy]

Yeah, I know, right?

[Brandon]

He didn't stop where he was supposed to stop and let him off the.

[Randy]

Bus, any of the stops.

[Brandon]

He just kept on going. The magic bus.

[Randy]

You got Pat Green up here today. Gotta get his opinion on Beyonce's album. Cowboy Carter won the Grammy for the best country album. Wouldn't you? How would you like to lose the Grammy to Beyonce? Here's her acceptance speech. Part of it, anyway. 16.

[Terrence]

I want to thank God that I'm able to still do what I love after so many years. I'd like to thank all of the incredible country artists that accepted this, this album. We worked so hard on it. I think sometimes genre is a cold word to keep us in our place as artists. And I just want to encourage people to do what they're passionate about and to stay persistent. I still am in shock. So thank you so much for this honor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, anchorman.

[Randy]

Yeah?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know when you just get the line in front of you, just rip, rip it off. Go screw yourself, San Diego. I mean, I got a Grammy nominee country artist up here. Right here. He just left. And then you bring this story up. Wouldn't it be great to hold that story for when he's here so we could get his opinion on it.

[Randy]

Maybe we can do it again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jesus Christ.

[Gigi]

I was thinking the same thing, John. I was like, man, why are we bringing this up now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Pat just left.

[Randy]

Because we do it again later.

[Gigi]

But it's not the same.

[Randy]

Oh, it is the same. It'll be the first time he heard it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What else do you have in the news?

[Randy]

Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, here's a big breaker.

[Randy]

Kansas City. Kansas City cheats.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which player has won three Super Bowls in a row?

[Brandon]

Oh, trivia. This is a. This is a good one, you know. Y'all want to try? I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not in a row.

[Brandon]

Team. No team has won three Super Bowls in a row.

[John Clay Wolf]

The question. It says, which player did that player play on different teams?

[Brandon]

Obviously, there's no team is one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry. Yes. That was too me.

[Brandon]

And this. This was a hard one. He was a defensive player.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do remember.

[Brandon]

I'm not going to tell you the years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it Yvonne? Is it real tall defensive end?

[Gigi]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who am I thinking of? Who is it?

[Gigi]

It's a linebacker.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, play the deal. Play. What cut is it does have an answer.

[Mike Turley]

It's intercepted by Ken Norton Jr. And he'll run it in for the touchdown.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's Norton.

[Terrence]

Who else?

[John Clay Wolf]

Give him a touchdown. He deserves it.

[Brandon]

Ken Norton.

[Gigi]

I remember that because he was a Cowboy. And then he went to the Niners, and the Cowboys were supposed to be in there, but they couldn't get a past. The niners. Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

Cowboys 92 and 93. Niners in 94.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's do. Let's knock off one of these side sidebar bibs. Real. Yeah. Yes. What do you call them?

[Gigi]

It's the prop bets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's just do one every second.

[Gigi]

All right. You want to do the fun one first?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Gigi]

The fun one. Over under on the national anthem. GG, you could play along with this. 100 bucks on the line. John Bautista from New Orleans, Louisiana, guy is gonna be doing the national anthem. Will it end or go over in 122 seconds?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna go over. It's a $100 bet.

[Gigi]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jesus. And that's. You had to cheat, though, because you can look it up. I don't know what the normal length is.

[Gigi]

Well, they're setting the over under 122, so that's the normal length on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, again, maybe I'm a little hungover today.

[Gigi]

All right, I agree with you, too, because he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God.

[Gigi]

I know. We're gonna have.

[Brandon]

I'll take the under.

[Randy]

The average. Do you want to know the average?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, it is.

[Randy]

Average 1 minute and 40 seconds.

[Gigi]

I thought it was 122. Okay, so they.

[Brandon]

Okay, that's 100 seconds.

[Gigi]

So do you. All right, so you want to put. Bump it to 140.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we all betting 100?

[Gigi]

Well, no, I mean, it's your money versus the money that I have right now that.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're taking their bets, then how's it.

[Gigi]

They can play along?

[Brandon]

We can ring in. Come on.

[Gigi]

Yeah, they can influence.

[Brandon]

Bastard.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm. I'm the over. So.

[Gigi]

So we're gonna move it to 140 seconds. Are you still good with that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you. So when you do that, I can pull back, right? Yeah, I'm gonna pull back.

[Gigi]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just. Okay, so there's my first.

[Gigi]

There's the first hundred. Yes, I do think you're gonna lose it, because he does play piano, too, so there might be.

[John Clay Wolf]

This isn't fair. Mike's making.

[Gigi]

How is it not fair? I gave you a shot.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bumped it up 145.

[Gigi]

No, you just said. You.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whatever, you bastard.

[Gigi]

This will make it fun to watch the very start of the game, right? Really? Before the game. So 100 bucks on the line right there with the national anthem.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a lot of money for stupid bets, but that's fine. I'm fine. You're already 500 up. Now you're 600 up. I know. I just lost.

[Brandon]

What's our.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's our bet? 140.

[Gigi]

Yeah, 140 seconds, and I took the what under.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Gigi]

On it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the guy's name? I'm going to give him a phone call.

[Gigi]

John Batist. Batista?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's he do? Who the hell is he?

[Gigi]

He's a musician. He. He's.

[Brandon]

He's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he a big deal?

[Brandon]

I think he was. He was Colbert's nighttime band guy. And then he got a big single, and he's moving on and doing things on his own. Music. He's got a real cool song, J.D. you know what I'm talking about?

[Randy]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, what we're gonna do right now is I'm gonna play back tracks from Pink Floyd.

[Brandon]

Oh, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

During the break, you guys call in and tell us what these two songs are. Cut 1.1second to get to it. Okay, what's the over under on Turley? Missing another.

[Gigi]

You're ready for the first cut.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's cut one, right? Cut two. It's hard. Okay, you big old Floyd stoners. I'm gonna play these two more. One more time, and then we're going to break the numbers. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. The first person to call in, get it right, wins a bunch of stuff and we'll explain as soon as we come back from the music break. Cut one, cut two. We're going to lose some affiliates on the east coast in the east time zone in just a minute. So if you want to keep riding along with the show, go to jcwshow.com and you can write us on the audio stream or the YouTube stream with video. My name is Josh Clay Wolf. Buy cars on the radio for America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com and we will be back in some markets in just a minute. East coast guys. Remember, go to jcwshow.com if you want to keep riding along with us. Be right back.

[Gigi]

Here's John Batista.

[Mike Turley]

By the way.

[Pat Green]

I know how to.

[JD Ryan]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

This week's backtracks brought to you by Miller High Life and hydroponic weed stores all around the country. It is Pink Floyd. Good morning, everybody.

[Brandon]

Oh, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pink Floyd run backwards. Hell, it's hard to understand what Pink Floyd saying. Forwards. Yeah, this will be interesting.

[Brandon]

Cut one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cut two.

[Brandon]

God, that sounds like something out of Eyes Wide.

[John Clay Wolf]

Should call in 800-800-723-48800 radio if you think you know the answer. Cut one again. Cut two. JP in Austin, Texas, what's your guess? JP in Austin, Texas, what's your guess?

[Brandon]

He's too high.

[Mike Turley]

He's high.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rico Suave in West Chester, pa. What up, homeboy?

[Terrence]

Good morning, John. Good morning, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

How are you doing?

[Terrence]

Well, man, excited to come out in May. Excited to come see y'all again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good. For the rally. The bike rally in May. Rattlesnake, Texas. Rattlesnake Rally. Big bike rallies here in Walnut Springs, May 15th through 18th. Hum dinger.

[Brandon]

I think Rico's gonna play with.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, what's your.

[Terrence]

I hope.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you. What are your guesses?

[Terrence]

First one I got is hey, you. The second one is Fly Eagles, fly on the road. Hit him loud, hit him high. Watch our Eagles by Kansas City.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to call in and protect yourself. Jim, are you there? Do you have a. Who's going. Who's gonna. You're in Kansas City, right?

[Terrence]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's gonna win the Super Bowl? Duh.

[Terrence]

If we can contain Saquon Barkley, we. We got a damn good shot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. Hey, I'm gonna bring. I see your truck there. You want to Get a bit on. Give me a minute. We'll, we'll. We're gonna do that in a. In the next segment, the car bid stuff. JP And Austin, are you back yet?

[Terrence]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are your guesses on the two Pink Floyd backtrack songs?

[Terrence]

Another Brick in the Wall and Shine on Crazy Diamond?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but I will give a hint. Both of the last two callers said one of the songs, right?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

None of them had both, huh. Charles?

[Terrence]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are your guesses on the Floyd.

[Terrence]

Shine on, you, Crazy diamond and Comfortably Numb.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shine on you Crazy diamond is correct, but Comfortably Numb is incorrect. Steve Crabb in Southern California, what are your guesses?

[Terrence]

Shine on your crazy diamond and. Hey, you.

[Brandon]

Yeah, Crab.

[Pre K]

Right on.

[John Clay Wolf]

But Crab cheated because he told Pre K something else.

[Brandon]

Oh, is that right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, well, I just heard your question.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clue. Oh, you lost.

[Brandon]

Guess what we got, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's give Crab something. He's good.

[Brandon]

Guess what we got. I went down to Born Lake for the prize y yesterday and I got. They had it still in the plastic vinyl copy of the mono pressing of Saucer Full of Secrets. Man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What the hell is that?

[Brandon]

That's the first album without Sid Barrett. It has one Sid Barrett song called Jug Band Blues, but it's got another song called Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun. Totally psychedelic. It's a trip, Crab. You know what I'm talking about. Yep, it's a trip. And it's coming your way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like when I was.

[Randy]

I got a brand new turntable, too.

[Terrence]

So I'm looking forward to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I listened to Uma Gooma in college.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Adam Hart Mother. That stuff's off the wall. I mean, it doesn't even make sense. You have to be doing drugs to even listen to.

[Brandon]

Careful with that ax, Eugene. That's one of the songs on.

[Randy]

That's just bizarre. Deep mono. It's. It's a monopressing.

[Brandon]

It's the mono pressing. I know a guy that's got the mono pressing of the White Album.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie, do you have a. Like, they used to always do things.

[Brandon]

In mono and stereo. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, here's the. I'll never forget this one because my stoner buddies across the hall that were in boarding school are always playing this stuff.

[Gigi]

Which album you're saying?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know, but it was tripping. Something. Something gathering around with a pict. I think it's. Umagooma is the name of the album. No. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Could be Adam Hart Mother. I get those.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is on Adam Hart Mother.

[Brandon]

No, they're two separate albums.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was. Dude, it's so weird. I mean, it's just like. What kind of LSD are you guys on? Umagoma. We'll figure this out in a minute. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. You said Bohemian Rhapsody. No. Well, that's what you told.

[Terrence]

No, I thought that's what it was mixed with. But my answers are. Hey, you in the wall.

[Brandon]

Well, we've all already got a winner, love.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is Was Umaguma Sid Barrett. Was Umaguma Sid Barrett Bomb.

[Brandon]

No, that's after.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was Adam Hart. Mother said Barrett.

[Brandon]

That's after.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, how many albums did they make?

[Brandon]

Oh, I mean, with Sid Barrett, one literally. Piper at the Gates of Dawn. But they had a couple of leftover Sid Barrett songs that went on to Saucer Full of Secrets after signing with emi.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is so stony.

[Brandon]

Because after they got signed with emi, this is our today in history. It was this day in 1967. They got signed by EMI. Their first album that came out shortly went to the British top 10 quickly. And Sid Barrett immediately began to fall apart. He was taking acid multiple times a day, couldn't hang, wouldn't lip sync, see Emily play on the Dick Clark show and like totally their manager. Their manager called and made the boys come home because Sid Barrett was destroying the band in their initial PR right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now, now you're tripping her out.

[Brandon]

I'm telling you, that's all true. Sid Barrett immediately began to lose his mind and didn't even appear on the second album.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pat Green, who did you sign your first record deal with?

[Mike Turley]

Oddly enough. Oh, oddly enough? Emi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Did you trip out on the acid after you did it?

[Mike Turley]

I have never taken the acid. I've. I'm a reluctant drug taker.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you signed your first record deal, was it a. Were you proven yet?

[Mike Turley]

I believe so. In Texas? Certainly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you get paid well or was it half ass?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, no, I got a good deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, I already had. I had a great following back then. Yeah, it was like 2000. We were already getting 10, 15,000 people per show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when you do that deal and they say they're going to pay you X amount of dollars, then don't you have to generate all that money back before.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, it's called recoup. Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, so. And they're so they're advancing you that money.

[Mike Turley]

Their mathematics are not American mathematics.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Mike Turley]

They are mathematics on another planet.

[John Clay Wolf]

So walk me through it. I mean, it's been a long time. Nobody cares. I mean, I care, but you're not going to hurt yourself by telling us the truth, I don't think.

[Mike Turley]

No, I mean, I have no problem. I mean back. This was so. You're almost 30 years ago. Okay, okay. Excuse me. It was, well, 1998, whatever that was.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Pat Green, the country star is here with us.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, huge country star. You left out an adjective there.

[John Clay Wolf]

A huge country star is here with us and he's telling us the details of his first record.

[Mike Turley]

Going by weight. Huge is a good word.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. So how much money did they lay on you? And then once they did it, did you have to earn all that back or did you have to earn more than that? Back before you got royalties, you had.

[Mike Turley]

You had royalties that would come okay for publishing. Also. Also emi. And then the parent deal was with. Was Republic Universal emi. Anyway, I took everything in advance.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Mike Turley]

And I got one 1.7 million.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Mike Turley]

And then I had to. But I had to for that, for four wave on wave. I had to pay for the whole thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pay for what whole thing?

[Mike Turley]

Out of that money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Mike Turley]

Right. So then. And then recoup was that whatever I didn't spend, I got to keep. So yeah, we. We ate a lot of sandwiches. The PB and J Boys. How about that, you know. No, I'm not. I'm kidding. But hang on.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you get a million seven. And then the record sales back then we actually sold CDs. Yeah, we're coming in. And then how many dollars from $11.

[Mike Turley]

A CD with the jewel case, which was a plastic thing with the wrap on it. And they spent 77 cents per. On. On the.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how many of the dollars went back to that number from that CD sale? Does that really screw you?

[Mike Turley]

But no. Yes, but, but that's okay. I mean, what the. If you're not going out and selling millions of records, you're not going to recoup. I sold. I had a gold record on wave. On wave. I had like just under a gold record on three days. All of them. You know, we sold a lot of records, but we weren't even like, you know, we weren't sniffing the Dixie Chicks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Mike Turley]

That sounded weird. I'm sorry, that just came out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounded like something out of Pink Floyd.

[Mike Turley]

Never had a number one anyway. Yeah, it was. We knew that we were on the outlier of country music. We knew that we were not straight down the middle country at that time. But. But what we knew is if we didn't get on the radio, we weren't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gonna make it real quick because we gotta go to Break as you see on the clock. But so at that time, what percentage of your touring money went to the label?

[Mike Turley]

None.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the difference today.

[Mike Turley]

Now it's opposite. Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we'll be right back. My name's John Claywolf. The car segment is coming up right now. So call in 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 800800 radio. I'm going to bid your car on the air on behalf of America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com. that's the name of the company. Give me the vin.com and you can just go to givemetheven.com if you want to get a bid on your car and sell your car to give me the ven right now. If you don't. If they don't beat a written CarMax offer, we'll send you a check for 100 bucks. Be right back.

[Mike Turley]

I just wanna hold you.

[Pre K]

Hey, it's Gigi from the John Clay wolf show. Do you want the most money for your used car? Do you want a hassle free process? Of course you do. Give me the vin will beat your written CarMax offer or write you a check for a hundred bucks. It's that simple. Give me the vin is a rated by the BBB and thousands of online reviews. Get an instant cash on offer and the most money for your used car right [e-mail] America's best car buyer.

[Brandon]

Sell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[JD Ryan]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Joe, you've got an E450 party bus with 200, 000 miles all tricked out. Sounds. Sounds like a stripper bus. It's back.

[Terrence]

You could. You could call it there no pole in there but you could have. It's definitely enough room to add one.

[John Clay Wolf]

To add a stripper or a pole matters what size the strip.

[Terrence]

You should add both. It's a. It's a package deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you do with your party bus?

[Terrence]

I ridden out actually. I, I bought it with plans to for a passion project with me and my son. We enter the card space and. And the hobby arena and I got a lot of athlete friends and I was using it to kind of. I had an idea to do like a rolling podcast with it. Have my buddies go. We go interview other friends. On it. And so. But I didn't want it to just have it. Just for that sole reason, I want to. To be able to make some money off of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like vrbo.

[Terrence]

I'm not doing. Excuse me.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're gonna vrbo the stripper bus.

[Terrence]

I hadn't heard that one before. Vrbo. What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

VRBO is vacation rental, beach house, something. I don't know, owner by owner.

[Gigi]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You never heard of vrbo?

[Terrence]

Got you. No. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Terrence]

No, it's. It was just. It was just a passing project, but that I want to multitask with and try to make some money with when I wasn't doing the car thing with it. So the. The floor.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you say car thing, are you saying card with a D or car without, like an automobile?

[Terrence]

No cards with the D. So y'all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were gonna have a rolling poker room?

[Terrence]

No, no. Sports car trading cards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You're gonna do a podcast. You're gonna have strippers. You got trading cards. You got a lot going on.

[Terrence]

Exactly, exactly as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is this $10,000 bus?

[Terrence]

How much is the $10,000 bus?

[John Clay Wolf]

Y.

[Terrence]

It sounded as 10,000 in. In your eyes. It's. I paid the 12,000 for it and I put about 30 into it. I made a lot of that back, but gambling room. No, actually, trading cards are more lucrative than in the gambling room.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. All right, I'm 10 grand. My name is John Clay Wolf. I go to. What do I do? Oh, I buy cars on radio. I'm kind of confused right now. A little dazed and confused. We'll be back in just a minute. Hey, lost us on the stream reloaded because we got knocked off because of copyright issue.

[JD Ryan]

This is the John Clay Wolf show. Check out the GMTV Garage YouTube channel, complete with live video [e-mail].

[Mike Turley]

I still watch O.J.

[John Clay Wolf]

Simpson highlights. I do. I'm a football fan. When he goes into a restaurant and they go, murder me, murderer. He's not just that.

[Pat Green]

He also won the Heisman trophy.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'd get 2,000 yards in a 14 game season. It's just like.

[Pat Green]

Like he's one of the top five.

[Gigi]

Running backs of all time.

[Pat Green]

You're able to compartmentalize, but he's. He's all of that.

[JD Ryan]

Yo, we're back to the John Clay Wolf show taking over your radio every Saturday morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-72348. 800 radio. We were talking about that crazy stony, deep cut Pink Floyd song that the stoners in my dorm would listen to and we figured it out, Larry. Thank you for calling in and telling me. Larry, you there?

[Terrence]

Yes, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was the name of the song again? I was trying to remember.

[Terrence]

It's several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave with a pick. And it is crazy psychedelic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you an acid freak?

[Terrence]

Once upon a time? In my youth, maybe, but not that big.

[Mike Turley]

All right, need to put that guy on our prayer list.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anybody that could pick that one up? Is that. Yeah, yeah. This is just. You just play it. It's just the weirdest damn thing in the world. This is FM radio hits, man. Just play the hits. Here we go. 8008-0072-3480-0800-RADIO. Speaking of hits, Beyonce is the country.

[Randy]

Artist of the year Grammy for the best country album. Cowboy Carter was the name of the album. And this is basically part of her acceptance speech. Cut 16.

[Terrence]

I want to thank God that I'm able to still do what I love after so many years. I'd like to thank all of the.

[Pre K]

Incredible country artists that accepted this.

[Alex Stein]

This album.

[Terrence]

We worked so hard on it. I think sometimes genre is a cold word to keep us in our place as artists. And I just want to encourage people to do what they're passionate about and to stay persistent. I still am in shock. So thank you so much for this honor.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that was not enough. God. So we wanted to do a little more praying with Beyonce over this Grammy. Reverend Charles, bring it up.

[Brandon]

Lord, Lord, you know, and I actually know. I do know a pastor. Okay. That is a cousin of Beyonce Pass in Houston. Little Louis Jack Martin.

[Randy]

You're connected.

[Brandon]

No, he knew nothing he could need a face for. Man of God. He told me Beyonce said a couple years ago she gonna make a country album. And I mean real country now. It's not like the kind of country you hear all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

You like that Pat Green country?

[Brandon]

Yeah, the pack green. Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

He spent a lot of time in Houston. Yeah, he sold out the. The Houston dome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Did he send you a donation when he brought in all that money?

[Brandon]

I believe he must have. We got a windfall. We get windfall all the time. But, you know, Little Louis, Jack Martin told me Beyonce was trying to get ready to do country happen. She went out and she took care of horses. Pig. And then she started chewing on the grass like a dude. You know, when you sit down in your yard, pick up pizza. That's where she came up with the idea for the. For the name Cowboy. It should have been the cow girl, Carter, but she got the Habit of chewing on the grass from the man that was happening with. With the husbandry of the Adams with the. The horses and the pigs. And she had a couple cows too. And he was chewing on the grass. You take. You know, you get a loaf of hay. I think we leave the. Cut the hay in the loaves.

[Randy]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bales.

[Brandon]

Bail good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bail's good.

[Brandon]

Bail's good. Take a bail. Hey. And just stick a bit on a piece of straw down there.

[Mike Turley]

Not.

[Brandon]

And you don't eat the straw.

[Terrence]

No.

[Brandon]

Or you stick it in your mouth. You look country. All right. And make you think country.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And I heard that she was chewing on red man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Yes. Jesus. And drink his slit small liga bull. And she looked good in a hat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And she sold a lot of records, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[Brandon]

Let us pray. Dear God, I know Beyonce done. Thank you already herself, but you and me got a special thing going on. Thank you, God, for letting Beyonce make some kind of music that my children can listen to, you know?

[Randy]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Because all the hippie hoppy. Put the ring on. I got my man I got my man Divorced D I V O R C she country now she making Kendrick. Thank you, Lord. And since she did. She. She did. And we assisted Mary Agnes play country organ at the church. And our donations is up 4%.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Go off a country.

[Brandon]

Praise Jesus. Praise Jesus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Praise Jesus.

[Gigi]

What do you.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you. Is he on? What do you think about Pat Green? You're in the country business. What do you think about Cowboy Carter winning the Grammy?

[Mike Turley]

First of all, I All respect is due to that woman because she is truly fantastic, like all around artist. But I mean, it's a. It's a play, right? I mean, you gotta. You gotta admit that, you know, she did this for a reason to. Not only what reason, I think to expand and further her. Her fan base. And it's. And, and. And it hit a cor. It struck a chord enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Reverend Charles.

[Mike Turley]

Reverend Charles.

[Brandon]

Lord, Lord.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. Ain't nobody got time for that anyway. But no, I. I really feel like the industry, our industry now pays more attention to what moves the needle than. Than what is truly country music now. And that's because I'm old. I got this gray beard, long north. And. And you know. But you know, I grew up with Willie Nelson and Merle Haggard and Waylon Jennings and Jerry Jeff Walker, so it's a different sound. But that doesn't mean it's not country because country defines itself. Whereas pop and rock and roll, man, you can hear that it's Pop and rock and roll.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Mike Turley]

Country has this moving target of whatever it wants to be. To be. You look at Keith Urban. That's not. That ain't country music, you know, but same thing. It doesn't mean that they're not talented.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Who's the one that's even a bigger cheesy sellout than that?

[Randy]

Luke Bryant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Randy]

I mean, sorry, sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is John Clay Wolf talking, not Pat Green.

[Mike Turley]

No, they're great, man. I mean, I have no problem with people being talented and being.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like they should have sub genres. Country, A, B and C. They do, right?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. And there is nothing. You listen to Lucas Nelson, Willie Nelson since Kid.

[Brandon]

Yes.

[Mike Turley]

You want to hear some country music coming out of a great voice? Bingo.

[Randy]

Love it.

[Mike Turley]

Right. I mean, I'm just saying. But there's nothing wrong with Beyonce winning that award. I mean, but I tell you what, you know, there's a lot of record labels.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, what do you think?

[Mike Turley]

Sitting up and begging, see what happens, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think Tractor bro, rap is over? Do you think the, the Willie Nelson, the, the Highwayman kind of stuff? The 80s country? I wish.

[Mike Turley]

Country is so cyclical and you have to look at it that way. When I came in, it was Garth Brooks, Clint Black, and then it was all this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brooks single handedly ruined country music.

[Mike Turley]

But it was plastic. It was made out of plastic. Right, right. And so when it went away, the Dixie Chicks walked in with all these acoustic instruments and they killed it. And that's when I walked in the door and said, listen, I'm not gonna do quite that. I'm just gonna have acoustic instruments playing songs that I wrote about the stuff that I know about. And it worked. And then that, that, you know, that kind of had its. That had its time. And now it's, you know, now it's back to where it was and it just. That's just the way country music goes up and down and up and down and up and down. Whereas pop music is straight on. Always that just thing where you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know how to play that song off the top of your head that I'm so in love with. That Love and County Charlie Robinson song.

[Mike Turley]

I don't know how to play it, but I could study it and play it.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, I love that too.

[Mike Turley]

I could play it. Tomorrow's show.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, I love that.

[Mike Turley]

He's liking this radio to give me 10 minutes, right?

[Gigi]

Digging radio, I think, isn't it? Storytelling. That's what's coming back now more than anything. I mean that, that's What I feel it has to. Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

That's what country music does. Yeah. It goes through. It goes through Rodeo d. Odio with cars. Brooks down to kill Earl. Tell the story about killing your husband to back to where it is now. And then it's gonna. Yeah, it's just. I love that cycle. That. That does really happen that way. I think it's worth it. It's worth your time.

[Gigi]

Like a song for me that you wrote.

[John Clay Wolf]

The.

[Gigi]

The Last Whistle Blows.

[Mike Turley]

Right?

[Gigi]

That's. That's a great story. He's talking about just from playing football. And it touches. I mean, have you heard this song?

[John Clay Wolf]

Never heard.

[Gigi]

Oh, great. Great tune that he wrote.

[Mike Turley]

Just playing with George Dunham, big radio personality.

[John Clay Wolf]

From the ticket.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. From the ticket. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, y'all sat down and wrote this together.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Gigi]

I mean, it's. It. If you played football before, it touches you, it really does.

[Mike Turley]

Feel sacred ground. Dude, George is going to love that y'all are playing this.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Pat Green is with us today. If in case you just tuned in, you don't know the hell. The hell we're talking about.

[Mike Turley]

It's called a redirect for all y'all. Radio listen or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's just a refresh. Redirect. Re. Whatever. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Do we have to wrap right now? We go. We got to go to break.

[Gigi]

Yeah, we got to go to break here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got to go to break.

[Gigi]

Do some stuff like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, real quick, the next bit. The next bet for 100.

[Gigi]

All right. This second.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. You got 19 seconds.

[Gigi]

Oh, my gosh. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Best one off, Cowboy Mahomes.

[Gigi]

Over. 36 passing attempts. Over, under.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know what the normal is.

[Gigi]

What's. That's what they're setting. The line is set at 36.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna go over on this one. Just take it. Quit a bitch. Jesus Christ.

[Gigi]

I want to move, Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. I took the over. You asked me if I wanted to put over the other, and I took the over, and I'm gonna win that one. We'll be right back.

[Mike Turley]

Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lord.

[JD Ryan]

From the Wolf Radio Studios, America's largest weekend morning show, the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. 800, 800 radio. Check out the [e-mail] or John Claywolf.com. thanks for making us number one. Damn, it feels good to say that. And now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

I still don't understand how this dude plays the drums. One arm, man.

[Mike Turley]

I always tell people when I'm on stage. When I enter, I'm. This is Pat talking. I introduced my drummer as the guy who used to play for, for Def Leppard, but they put his arm back on. Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all right.

[Mike Turley]

It's fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pat was bitching about the jingle during the break.

[Mike Turley]

No, I was just wondering if you got any, any royalties off that. Do you get a piece of the action?

[Brandon]

Sell us your car.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, it's like Mickey Mouse singing on top of himself. So what we did is better get some money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Bobbo tracked that. God, Was that about 12 years ago?

[Brandon]

It had to be 2013.

[Mike Turley]

And there's no way you voice sounds that deep when you sing.

[John Clay Wolf]

You did, you did. So that's your voice.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you tracked it six different times and layered it in different octaves.

[Brandon]

Yeah. And Wendy Hill, who I worked with at the time at the radio stations working at Doubt it, she's my friend Dave House's mom.

[Mike Turley]

Okay.

[Brandon]

I will not comment in that direction. She's a lovely gal. She's a lovely gal. And she sang the, the high, you know, soprano on that. And I just harmonized with myself and her. She may have done a middle part too, but we sang it finally. The music was damn near impossible.

[John Clay Wolf]

I remember the radio station says some chorus company, they want to sell me a jingle. They're like, hey, you need a real jingle. And it cost $2500. I'm like, ah, Bob, but what, how did this go? How did it go? When we decided to do this jingle.

[Mike Turley]

Y'All gave him $15.

[Brandon]

I want you to make me a jingle. I'm like, John, you don't make a jingle. You like, you have to hire a company and they've got a chorus of singers, you know, and licensed music. And you pay him a gazillion dollars and you get, you know, an eight second jingle. You can't make one. You go ahead, just try to make it.

[Mike Turley]

Just try.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just try.

[Brandon]

This is the story of our, our whole relationship.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he knows.

[Brandon]

Just try. Just try, you know, Bob, I need a jingle, you know. No, that's going to. That's. That's not what he sounds like. That's what he said. That's what he said. And so I'm like, I'll show him. And so I really put some effort into it, finding the music because the whole thing's eight seconds long.

[Mike Turley]

The melody is the. Is the king. And that's an earworm. I can't get. Like I fall asleep hearing that.

[Brandon]

Thank you. Sell us your car.

[Mike Turley]

I'M screwed for the whole week. Pumping that right in my ears. That's just devilish.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we did that on a little computer. You did it?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sang all the. All the tracks and brought one chicken.

[Brandon]

In a single Max studio.

[John Clay Wolf]

I played it for some people and they said, that is so terrible. And I said, it's so terrible. It's perfect.

[Mike Turley]

Can't forget it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can't forget it.

[Brandon]

He kept it. He didn't get my point. Didn't get.

[Mike Turley]

20 years I've been listening to the Ticket in. In Dallas Fort Worth, and it's. Yeah, my entire life is dedicated to that song.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'll stop it. Stop it, stop it. You're making my ears bleed. So did you. Have you ever done a Jingle Pet Green?

[Mike Turley]

I did. I had the most horrible jingle experience. My only jingle experience was I was hired by Miller Light to do it. And so me and the band showed up. Well, actually, I showed up much later because the band has to set up and get all the sounds from the drums and the guitars and all the junk. Everybody needs a good stage hand, you know, but they. But they all do it, right? I mean, and they have to. They have to get right. And then I show up, and I've been listening to this jingle that they sent me for, you know, a couple of weeks to get ready for it. And band's ready. Everybody's in the control booth, kind of like this room right here, except for the huge soundboard. And I start. My first line is, this is the worst thing I have ever been asked to do in my life. Have y'all listened to this thing? It's the worst. No, I'm talking to my band. This is the worst thing I've ever heard.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is the selling out to the top of the top.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, yeah. This is total sellout. And God bless. They're giving us a lot of money. So I'm trying to put on a good face. And one by one, as I kept going on my diet tribe, one by one, everybody in the band left except for my violin player at the time. And I won't say his name because I don't want to incriminate him. But finally it was just me and him and the guy who was running the board, the engineer for the session, and he raised his clipboard up over his head and smashed it onto the soundboard. Buttons on the thousands of buttons just scattered like Legos across the room.

[Brandon]

Wow.

[Mike Turley]

And then he runs out, and then my violin player gives me this little smile.

[John Clay Wolf]

He goes, I think we're Good.

[Mike Turley]

He wrote that Jangle Man. So I had to spend the rest of that day singing that jingle with these guys. You know, just. I mean, like, you know. Daggers. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he come back?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Oh, no.

[Mike Turley]

He did decide. He made me pay.

[Brandon]

What did it sound like? Did you mention the beer company?

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you sing it?

[Mike Turley]

No, I can't. I will not. But no. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Miller Light, it's the best damn country beer.

[Brandon]

If you only want to be mildly.

[Mike Turley]

Drunk, Miller Light is the best in Texas.

[Brandon]

Drink water down Logger. It's not even beer, it's Miller.

[Mike Turley]

It's like doing it in a bow. So close to water. Right? No, that was not. That was. Yeah. Miller Light's the best in Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I'm a Miller Light head, so.

[Mike Turley]

That'S all I ever drank. That's Miller.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're ragging on you a little bit, but we're also giving you free endorsements.

[Brandon]

It's all the same, man.

[Mike Turley]

You know, they played my commercial during the Super Bowl. That's all I can say.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey, hey.

[Brandon]

Budweiser, Coors and Miller. I'll take either.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Great Triumvirate I like. Lord, Lord, you cannot. If you blinded me, you know, and did the test, the Bill Cosby taste test. And we're not going to get in the Bill Cosby bit on the Pudding Pot because that went wrong years ago. Do you remember we got kicked off that radio station because what you did with Bill Cosby and Pudding.

[Mike Turley]

Popsby's pudding test.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill.

[Gigi]

Oh, gosh, I'm over the dump button.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Bill out of my bad Bill? Are you out of jail?

[Brandon]

No one still happens to be in the same cell that El Chapo was in.

[Mike Turley]

I can't believe this is the first time I've ever been on this program. An hour and a half from my house. And, I mean, I should be here every Saturday. It's fun.

[Brandon]

I agree.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's fun. So I can't tell the difference between Ultra, Michelob Ultra and Miller, like, just cannot.

[Brandon]

Oh, Michelob Ultra. Yeah. They've come a damn long way in a few years, haven't they?

[John Clay Wolf]

So we've got that big sign over the stage at the Rattlesnake that's very. Did you notice the huge Texas sign? It says Michelob Ultra. And Pat said, did they pay you for that? And I said, I don't know. I didn't do the deal. But that is pretty good placement.

[Brandon]

It's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

I mean, look at it all night.

[John Clay Wolf]

What should they have paid me for it?

[Mike Turley]

Well, that's your discretion. Especially since you have this. This glorious radio program.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Do you think it's worth 20 grand?

[Brandon]

Oh, hell. You start filming some acts playing live in there and put them on Access tv like me.

[Mike Turley]

Trying to get in business with you. Let's start a little. Let's be a little bit more conservative.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. MC Ultra. Can you get them to make a Pat Green sign?

[Mike Turley]

I'll make you a Pack Green sign, and I'll put anything you want on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it cost?

[Mike Turley]

I don't even ask you quick. I won't even ask permission.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll just do it. What's it cost to make a sign like that?

[Mike Turley]

Oh, nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow. I thought they were expensive.

[Terrence]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, damn. Do you have a hookup?

[Mike Turley]

I don't have it in my.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know somebody, you know?

[Mike Turley]

Dude, I've got all kinds of stuff in my house.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, I can call 2 or 3. Just look on the back of my neons. Let's call one of those guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. J.D. ryan, what do you have in the news?

[Randy]

Well, Super Bowl 59 shaping up to be, hopefully, a big old deal. Patrick Mahomes and company taking the field in Philadelphia.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cor.

[Randy]

Not in Philadelphia. New Orleans. Here's Mahomes talking about the team dynamic. Number four.

[Pat Green]

Patrick. Patrick, for your Hulk.

[Gigi]

That's not the team dynamic.

[Randy]

That's what it says here.

[Brandon]

It's a misleading statement, man.

[Pat Green]

Patrick. Patrick, for your whole career, you have had so many great people help you win.

[Gigi]

So who.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is your favorite ref? All the refs are great, man. All the rest are great. They do the best they can and go out there and play the game the right way.

[Pat Green]

Is there one that you give a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Christmas card to every year?

[Gigi]

Possibly.

[Mike Turley]

Not that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can remember some of my teammates.

[Brandon]

Who's your favorite ref? Who helped you win?

[Randy]

Yeah, who's on your team? There's been a lot of questionable calls. Come on. Nike.

[Brandon]

There have.

[Randy]

Come on.

[Gigi]

You know, favoritism. That might happen a little bit in the NFL.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's do another pick.

[Gigi]

All right, well, you're just. You're ready to chomp up the bit here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Mike and I are. So he's up 500 for the year on our bets. And we're betting $100 a lick on these stupid side bets.

[Gigi]

Yeah, so far we did the national anthem, which I got tricked into because. J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Randy]

I did not.

[Gigi]

So it's a minute and 40 seconds.

[Randy]

One minute, 40 seconds.

[Gigi]

In the under. John took the under and then, of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Course, Mahomes, but I took 140 seconds or 100. A minute and 40 seconds.

[Gigi]

A minute 40.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, good. Yeah.

[Gigi]

And then Mahomes over 36 passing attempts. You took the over on that next one. SAQUON BARKLEY Over 109 yards rushing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Over.

[Gigi]

Under.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're going over.

[Mike Turley]

I go over for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

By the way.

[Mike Turley]

I take the under on the passes. By the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's his note?

[Gigi]

That's what I'm doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

110 yards in a game. The Super Bowl. Yeah. I'm gonna take the over.

[Gigi]

All right. I like that one. I'm gonna go with it because I think it's gonna be a defensive match.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're gonna have cogged off. And now I'm losing another hundred because of bad.

[Mike Turley]

What's the over?

[Gigi]

It's over 109 yards rushing now. He does average 118.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do what?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, that's. That's. That's gonna happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I hope you're right.

[Gigi]

All right, there's another. We got two more bets coming up. Of course.

[Mike Turley]

The hat. The Greek.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jimmy the Greek.

[Gigi]

Yeah, we got two more bets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's do another one.

[Gigi]

All right. Over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Under.

[Gigi]

On the score. 48 points.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do we have a hard out right now?

[Gigi]

Yeah, we got 30 seconds, though. You can do it real quick. 48 points. Over.

[Mike Turley]

Under.

[John Clay Wolf]

Under.

[Gigi]

Damn you.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf. This is the radio show that you all turn into sun. I can't even talk. Jesus Christ.

[Randy]

Or the John Clee Wolf show coming. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's let Gigi do it. She's got the big voice.

[Pre K]

And we'll be right back with more of the John Clay Wolf show, brought to you by America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com.

[JD Ryan]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, heard in Miam, Miami, Washington, D.C. houston, Dallas, Nashville, Pittsburgh, Charlotte, Orlando, Cincinnati, New Orleans, Oklahoma City, Austin. And broadcasting to the rest of the world@john claywolf.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

This song should be like the background of the Luca trade that went down in the middle of the night. Pre K. Yo, you are. You wore Luca jerseys in your double Hammer's video. I just noticed.

[Gigi]

Yeah, I'm. I'm in mourning, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think? Are you going to be a Lakers fan now? Are you going to. Are you going to move with the. With him or are you going to stay here?

[Gigi]

I can't switch up. I can't Switch up. It's home team or no team.

[John Clay Wolf]

Interesting.

[Gigi]

But I'm disappointed. And all I can say is Unibrow AD he better score some points. All right, so you're going to make a song with AD in it, though, until he gets us to the championships. Oh, Pat doesn't know about Pre K. A Pre K?

[Mike Turley]

Pre K is forever Charles's son. Nephew.

[Gigi]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's our in house rapper slash phone screener.

[Gigi]

This is him here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this a Luca Brad? That.

[Gigi]

Yeah, that. Well, that lick in there of Luca. Yeah, I gave him Luca shout out, but, you know, Mav's doing us dirty.

[Mike Turley]

It's really hard to find a rapper that sings in tune. That's nice.

[Gigi]

Hey, I appreciate it, man. Trying to get like you.

[John Clay Wolf]

La. Are y'all happy? I'd like to hear from you about the Luca stuff while we're still on in LA. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Are you. Are you hyped about Luca? Are y'all sad about AD I do.

[Gigi]

Have a question, too. So when I first moved to Texas, Selena passed, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Gigi]

Everybody in Texas was going crazy. Selena died. Selena died. Oh, my God. I didn't know what the heck was going on. And then now Luca, it was like, he's passed, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like all the Slovenians wrote Luca on the back of their windshield and.

[Gigi]

No, that's what it's like here in Texas in the Metroplex. I mean, everybody's going crazy, right? They're protesting, there's death threats against Nico the gm.

[Randy]

Oh, stop.

[Gigi]

No, there is. For real. And so is it like. Is it comparable? I mean, I don't know. I mean, is Selena passing and that, you know, that kind of same thing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Bitty bitty bumbo.

[Randy]

Do you hear your buddy Alex Stein in front of the Dallas City Council? Do you hear this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, because we played it earlier, but go ahead and do it again.

[Randy]

I didn't hear it.

[Gigi]

Oh, yeah, you weren't. You weren't here.

[Randy]

Oh, I was.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fine. It's fine. We'll prove again it's good.

[Pat Green]

We have all been cheated. The Dallas Mavericks traded our franchise player, Luka Doncic for Anthony Day to day Davis, a 32 year old who wears street clothes more than he wears a basketball jersey. It's obviously rigged. The NBA is rigged. There's a ref, Tim Donaghy, who got arrested and went to jail for rigging games. So let me tell you something. I have experience in this. I am a youth basketball referee. This is real and there was a time when I was drinking and I was using. And I'll be honest, I have fixed a youth basketball tournament. And of course, it was not my proudest moment, but I needed the money at the time. I was just at a really low point. So my point is I've done this, and I've done this at the youth level. So it is obviously an inside job when you give your best player to another team for zero draft picks, one first round draft pick in 2029. We're not even going to have a team in 2020.

[John Clay Wolf]

Iggy and Cali, what you got?

[Terrence]

Hey, what's happening, guys?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's up?

[Terrence]

The show.

[John Clay Wolf]

What part of SoCal.

[Terrence]

Long time caller, first time listener.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you. Are you LA, are you San Diego?

[Terrence]

I'm in Orange County, Huntington Beach.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[Terrence]

So going to the game today, I was hoping Luca was going to get his first game in, but, man, we robbed you guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, just straight up.

[Terrence]

I mean, we would have given you so much more. We would have given you everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now we got all those other.

[Terrence]

Picks and stuff to go get that seven foot, whatever guy from Charlotte. We're looking good. Hey, we're gonna. We're gonna get. We're gonna get Luca into shape. We're gonna give him the light beers. He's gonna go run on the treadmill with.

[John Clay Wolf]

With Braun.

[Terrence]

And Bronnie's gonna hook him.

[Brandon]

Up with some girls.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's got a hot mom, too. You could maybe take her on a date.

[Terrence]

Oh, I would love that. You know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Terrence]

But, yeah, man, we're. We're pretty stoked here. I. I had to pace myself. I'm like, what the heck, right? Why would you guys give up the freaking second third best player in the world?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the question of the week. Thank you for rubbing it in, Iggy. It feels so much better now. Anybody from California that wants to rub it in, please call 8008-0072-3480-0800-RADIO. Because we're also on in Dallas right now. And hopefully the executive group from the Mavericks are listening.

[Gigi]

Yeah, Luca plays Monday. And so tonight, or actually this afternoon at 3:00 in Dallas is their first home game. And Nico, the GM there, he's got a tradition where he walked the court about 20 minutes before, shake hands and stuff. Like, I guarantee he wasn't here at the press conference. Introducing new. The new Mavericks. He's ducking. He's ducking that bad right now, so I can't imagine he's gonna be out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet that he's literally legitimately scared. Wouldn't you be?

[Gigi]

Well, if you're getting death threats, I mean, you got to take them serious. There's enough. I mean, people are crazy.

[Randy]

Is there any validity to the fact that they may move the Mavericks out to Las Vegas? Am I just.

[Gigi]

No.

[Randy]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Randy]

That's what I heard.

[Gigi]

For one. They're there for seven years. They've got a lease there with. In Dallas for seven years. Unless this is a long play.

[Randy]

Okay.

[Gigi]

Which I highly doubt in your opinion.

[Randy]

Why would he do this?

[Gigi]

Because, for real, it's ego. The GM has a way of. He. He has his mindset on what type of person he wants. A player he wants.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Gigi]

He wouldn't acquiesce to that type.

[Randy]

You don't want stars, so.

[Gigi]

Yeah. And he. Well, no, he just. He wanted him to be a certain way. He wouldn't do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Gigi]

And when you've got a certain player like that, you just have to let it go a little bit. Let him, you know, do his thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Gigi]

Don't let your ego get in the way. And it.

[Mike Turley]

Sure.

[Gigi]

That's what happened here.

[Randy]

He's like, done this Jerry Jones ish move.

[Gigi]

Nah, you know what? Jerry doesn't. He wouldn't do something this dumb. Seriously, Jerry. Jerry Jones is loving this right now.

[Mike Turley]

Why?

[Randy]

Oh, because he's no longer the dumbest GM in town.

[Brandon]

Oh, I got you, right?

[Gigi]

Oh, yeah. No, this is. This.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's our next bet?

[Gigi]

All right, next bet. So far, this is the last bet. Really? Because we've done what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Super Bowl.

[Brandon]

Super Bowl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Super Bowl Sunday.

[Gigi]

The big bet. Who's going to win? John? Chiefs are favored by 1 1/2 points. We've already bet the national anthem over 101 minute and 40 seconds. You took the under on that. Mahomes passing attempts over 36. You took the over. Saquon Barkley over 109 yards rushing. You took the over there. What about this pick? Of course, the over, under, this points. You took the under at 48. Chiefs are favored by a point and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

John, I gotta go with my Chiefs dude. I'm a longtime Eagles hater because of the Dallas dynamic. Over the years, watching that rivalry in the Philly, people throwing batteries and things at us. I wasn't there. You were there, Mike. You went used to Philadelphia.

[Gigi]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You used to travel with the ticket and you'd go up there and didn't.

[Gigi]

Oh, yeah, you'd go. You go there anytime. You said you're from Dallas. They start Literally got spat on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Spat on?

[Gigi]

Oh, yeah, they're. They're. They're disgusting. I. I can't stand them either. And I can't bet against the Chiefs either. So, John, we have to move the line.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Gigi]

Will the Chiefs win by three points?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll take the over.

[Gigi]

So you'll take the three point. The win by three.

[Terrence]

All right.

[Gigi]

I'll give you that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's the bet.

[Gigi]

That's 500 on the line, folks. Either John's gonna be down a thousand or he's gonna be even.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, there could be different bets to get one, so. Yeah.

[Gigi]

Never know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brandon and Dallas.

[Terrence]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got?

[Brandon]

So Luca was moved to LA so.

[Terrence]

He can win them a championship and.

[Brandon]

Get all that revenue back for the LA fires.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's. That's a great theory. Pat Green. Pat Green. What were you gonna say?

[Mike Turley]

Four way parlay. If you're gonna put your money down.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't even know how that works.

[Mike Turley]

Four way? Partly, dude. Just get on my betting website and I'll show you. But you put down 200 bucks on something like that, you could win like five grand, but you have to win them all. Ah, four way parlay, baby. My son calls me all that every time. Like, my son is. He. He bets like 20 bucks. He's a senior in college.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Mike Turley]

But yeah, four way parlay, dad. And I'm like, I've never won ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

It. Rob wrote me. I think they dumped Luca because the owner of the Sands Hotel didn't get the gambling vote done. And it was a fu to Dallas. If they can make the fans hate the team, then they can move them to Vegas.

[Gigi]

That's a long play because he seven years down the road.

[John Clay Wolf]

True that. The gambling thing got turned down. I didn't hear right now.

[Brandon]

Yeah, but that's being said in a lot of circles, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold up. Timeout. Was there a vote recently and it actually failed?

[Gigi]

Yes. But Abbott now is saying that he's wanting gambling in Texas. But they don't vote for another two years and free sessions.

[Mike Turley]

Work free weed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Brandon]

He's such a fan of Donald Trump. You ought to learn how to, like, hit the ground running and do it. And he's the governor. He can do it in three days.

[John Clay Wolf]

When we come back, we've got to do the lightning round.

[Brandon]

Cruel. I apologize.

[John Clay Wolf]

When we come back, we've got to do the lightning round right now. So call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Give a pre K your car stuff or just go to givemetheven.com if you want to do it off air. Your make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. And after that I want to talk about Kanye's naked wife.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back.

[JD Ryan]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf and.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the Lightning run where I bet everybody's car. On behalf of America's best car buyer, give me the vin.combrian in Texas 03F350 this is RC. So it's a regular cab.

[Terrence]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's got 70,000 miles XLT. I think it's worth 70 something.

[Terrence]

It's. It's 70 something.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fine. Average, rough or clean. There's.

[Terrence]

There's no scratches in the bed of it. It looks like a brand new truck. Looks like a serving floor.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's 85 to 9, maybe 10. Go to give me the vin.com. load it up. Let me take a look. Jerry O2 Ben's ML 20 year old ML 320 with 70,000 miles. I think it's worth seven grand. Okay. All right. Yeah. Go to give me the vin dot com.

[Terrence]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lewis. Oh three Mustang Cobra. Damn, I wish it wasn't a convertible. I mean not that convertibles are bad. There's not as good as hard tops. So is it's not. Is it a Terminator?

[Terrence]

Yeah, it is a Terminator.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mid 20s. Is the money on 33,000 mile convertible? Yeah. What color?

[Terrence]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anything wrong with it?

[Terrence]

Nothing super clean. I'm the first owner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh good. Right on the load it up. Loaded up into give me the vin.com. tell them I soft bid it at 25 grand on the air. We need to look in. I need to calibrate and look at some transactions, but I know I'm really close.

[Terrence]

Sure. One more reason I need some help we get rid of it. If you give me your idea real quick. It's a 2012 GL550 Mercedes 100, 101K. I need to get rid of that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's like 10,000 though, man.

[Terrence]

Oh my goodness.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking about 18. I've been losing my butt on those damn Gls and especially the miles. I may be two grand light, but I don't think I'm four. It's 10 to 12 is the money.

[Terrence]

Yeah, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the terminator's good. The GL's bad.

[Terrence]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie in Arizona. 67 Cutlass 442 convertible. Three time national championship show car wants 60,000. I don't know those cars that well off the top of my head. Tell you the truth. I know the 25 granders, but I don't know the $60,000. I don't know the original. Perfect. I don't know the market on that rig. Can you go loaded into give me the vid.com so I can figure it out.

[Mike Turley]

I can do that for you, boss.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Thanks for calling.

[Terrence]

You got it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars the radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin dot com.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, for all things give me the vintage. Check out jcwshow.com from the Wolf Radio studios. America's largest weekend morning show, the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free 800800 radio. Check out the [e-mail] or John claywolf.com Thanks for making us number one. Damn, it feels good to say that. And now senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean Jesus, I know you guys are part time, but can you play another return band besides Def Leppard?

[Brandon]

I felt like I'd heard that already today.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't had anything to about yet.

[Gigi]

That's a. That's my bad there.

[Brandon]

That's a milestone though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, is it?

[Brandon]

Minimal bitching. Yeah, minimal bitching. I'm all for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

A milestone. Hey, I need to plug what's tonight? Jason Boland and the stragglers are playing at the Rattlesnake Roadhouse in Walnut Springs. Pat Green's been on the air with us most of the morning and he's going to come over there and stage rape Jason for a moment. Certainly in play.

[Mike Turley]

And I'm picking up residence residency in April cuz I have that month kind of off for my birthday and so perfect. I'll be there for a few shows. Y'all just check it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

The.

[Mike Turley]

The dates.

[John Clay Wolf]

How would that work? I. I've never done it. I've never done them. But like, like we do like, like let's talk about that. I'm glad you brought that up.

[Mike Turley]

Come on. I do. I feel like I'm hijacking the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no. I'm sitting here plugging some stuff we're doing. We have a car show, Easter Saturday, the Walnut classic. And then we've got that big bike rally, the Texas Rattlesnake rally in May, May 15th through 18th. And we will have midget wrestling and we will have little person Wrestling.

[Mike Turley]

I got a. I got a midget brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we have a ufc. Brandon told me he's got a UFC thing lined up also because he rented 10 acres on the edge of town as the Viper Pit. It's going to be a camp. Brandon's going to have his sunbrew. Brandon is going to have his own pit, his own camp at the Texas Rattlesnake Rally.

[Mike Turley]

Put some of those game cameras in the trees around that just for fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a good idea. So, Pat Green, you and I, you've been injured. You're getting over your injury. So you haven't been booked because you're trying to figure out what you can do, what you can't, but in April, you think you can. So if we did a residency, would that be like Adele going to Vegas.

[Mike Turley]

Except without the sphere? Right, right. Not quite the light show. I mean, I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's talk it out.

[Mike Turley]

I was at the venue last night. It's. It's totally tasty. It's really. It's. It's authentic. It's real authentic. Frontier gibberish spoken very well. And so, yeah, it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do we turn this into Luckenbach, Texas?

[Mike Turley]

You know, that's. That's a. That's a long way to go there.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're an hour away from 6 million people.

[Mike Turley]

Well, exactly. But what you. What you really are is about a few years away from that kind of authentic.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you got to start it place. That's what we're talking about.

[Mike Turley]

Somewhere. Gotta start somewhere. And.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what are the keys to doing it? How? I mean, help me build this town.

[Mike Turley]

Consistency.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Mike Turley]

Consistently having bands that draw.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not.

[Mike Turley]

Not just.

[John Clay Wolf]

He sounds like me.

[Mike Turley]

Don't worry about. If you lose some money, you lose some money. But. But, you know, you don't have to bring in, like, you know, giant bands that you have to pay 50 or $100,000 because it won't work. You bring. You bring in my band for a proportion of what I would get paid in the big cities, and you still get the same show, kind of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, right.

[Mike Turley]

And everybody has fun. Right? I mean, I play, by the way. I played bar mitzvahs, weddings, any kind of. Any party that you could imagine. I just said letting the people out there in John Wolf world know that that's what I'm doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, like, when we do have the good bands, they typically leave on those big nights with 12 to 15 grades. 12, 13, 14, 15 grand. So. So just give the door, you know, I mean, the ticket sales do it and it's worth an off night for them or, you know, but, like, totally great if you're. Like, if you did a residency. Let's. Look, you mentioned something yesterday when y'all do these festivals, right? And you were telling me about some of your other artist friends, and when y'all play together as a double bill, you guys, and you split the money, you actually make more money as a package than you would solo.

[Mike Turley]

A lot more. And by the way, I did notice that you have a big green pasture out back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. If you want another festival, that's all.

[Mike Turley]

The world needs, another dumbass festival right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, like, you know, if. If you did a residency, that means, let's say it's Thursday, Friday, Saturday, like for a month, then what if we turn that into a festival of sorts where it's packed green and you're always bringing another with? I mean, not always, but sometimes nights.

[Mike Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I'm asking. How would it work? Do you have any ideas?

[Mike Turley]

First of all, I wouldn't do three nights in a row.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, Adele does.

[Mike Turley]

I get tired.

[John Clay Wolf]

Adele does.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, yeah, but she gets paid.

[John Clay Wolf]

You said residency. I started thinking about Elvis and Adele.

[Mike Turley]

Okay. If you pay me, like, Adele gets paid, I'll be there Monday through.

[John Clay Wolf]

The tickets are what makes you the money. But how do we. How do we do that? So, anyway, I just. I didn't know.

[Mike Turley]

I don't think.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not talking about the money. Let's forget the money.

[Mike Turley]

I think. Think if you really want something cool to happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Mike Turley]

It's. It can only be one once a week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Mike Turley]

For a month.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Mike Turley]

And then.

[Brandon]

But.

[Mike Turley]

But yeah, then I can bring in whoever's off. Bring in a Wade Bowen, bring in a Randy Rogers, bring in a Cal. I mean, excuse me, Kevin Fowler, but you know, and just. We just. We call it two Fools on stools.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Mike Turley]

Right. Just a couple guys sitting up on stools. We had a couple guys. One guy from each band sitting there that knows our songs and plays the solos and makes it sounds pretty, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, now you're explaining it to me. This is what I'm asking.

[Mike Turley]

There you go. And then, yeah, you split up the cash and, you know, but it's. It's really not about just the cash. It's really. To us and to me, it's about creating a new market. Right, right. Creating. I mean, honestly, creating that. Not necessarily a festival, but, you know, it doesn't have to be a festival. It could just be a concert in that back area where you could put 3,000 people out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Mike Turley]

Build a. An outdoor stage usually costs around 5,000 bucks. Lights another 5,000 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know, when you walk out of the garage, that street right there between the garage, the cantina, the city is super cool. That's shutting that down all the time. And just build that as the tunnel.

[Mike Turley]

Bingo.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're going to open.

[Mike Turley]

They allow smoking and everything outdoors.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so we need to put our heads together. And I mean this. We. We got a plan.

[Mike Turley]

I thought we did that last night, didn't you? Was that you? That was me last night.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been drinking a little bit, but. Yeah, because I was worried, like, if we did you every week, then would it. Would you get disappointed? Because it would still draw.

[Mike Turley]

You don't want to diminish. That's exactly right. You don't want to overdo it. Overdoing it is like once somebody's seen the show, sometimes they didn't want to see. I mean, I saw Star Wars a hundred times when I was a kid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Mike Turley]

Because I was a dork. Yeah. So sometimes, you know, you can't. You can overdo it quickly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so are we doing this right now, live on radio? We're. We're committing to every Saturday in April.

[Mike Turley]

Are we doing this? I feel like doing this like old school. Are we doing this? Are we starting a fraternity right now?

[John Clay Wolf]

The fraternity? We're doing it. Well, they're all going to ask me.

[Mike Turley]

That white rapper guy in that other.

[John Clay Wolf]

Booth over there, they're all going to ask me when, you know, people are going to start. Are y'all really doing this? I'm like, well, I think so.

[Mike Turley]

I do too. I think it's. You know what, what's the worst that could happen?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing. Drink beer and eat chicken fried steak and Mexican food across the street and have a big time.

[Brandon]

I love that approach. I do everything in my life that way. What. What's the worst thing you could have? Sometimes I find out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Right now. Laura, she has stuff booked, I'm sure for April. She's like, but what about JD and the Rocket 88?

[Brandon]

Let him open.

[Mike Turley]

I woke up and. And Willie Nelson's tour manager's bunk. And to my tour manager saying, we've been waiting for you on stage for 15 minutes. And I was like, and, you know, Willie's kind of sitting right behind him going.

[John Clay Wolf]

I told you.

[Brandon]

Right? Did you do the thing in Archer City? There was a big. Yeah, that's one. That time.

[Mike Turley]

I love that.

[Brandon]

The monsoon.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brandon]

And it. They. I Mean, they sold it out the rodeo grounds in a monsoon. I was. I was an announcer on that. Yeah, you had Rusty Weir. You had the grand street criers. Ray Wiley was there.

[Mike Turley]

Ray Wiley. Ray Wiley Hubbard. If I. I'm putting my name on the book. Is the greatest singer, songwriter, performer of all time. He's the greatest show ever.

[Brandon]

He's up there.

[Mike Turley]

But you have to be in a show where there's only like 150 people top.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, you're good. I'm sorry, no.

[Mike Turley]

3, 2, 1.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get off the Bible. No, I'm fixing. I'm. I'm. I want. I got a question for you. Top three. Singer, picker, country guitarist.

[Mike Turley]

Well, God rest Jerry Jeff Walker.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is he one of them?

[Mike Turley]

He was one of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Mike Turley]

Because not only he plays great guitar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, let me. Let me. My real question is the. The top three guitar players in the country genre that you know are also singers. So they're not guitarist for a band, but they're also.

[Mike Turley]

Jerry Jeff. Great guitar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jerry Jeff.

[Mike Turley]

Okay. Willie Nelson. If you. If you don't say Willie Nelson.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's that good of a guitar player.

[Mike Turley]

He's a great guitar player.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Mike Turley]

And if you don't say that, God himself will come into this room and kill us.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got what I'm looking for. I'm wondering if you're gonna agree with me.

[Mike Turley]

Okay, I. I think three is between the three. Would be three. Three guys for me, right? Todd Schneider. Bob Schneider.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't know.

[Mike Turley]

Snyder. Bob Schneider and me.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Mike Turley]

You're welcome. Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brad Paisley.

[Mike Turley]

Brad Paisley.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude.

[Mike Turley]

Okay, I'm totally joking. I'm a terrible guitar player.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you're not. But Brad Paisley. I watched him one night with my jaw on the floor.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, Brad.

[Brandon]

Very well.

[Mike Turley]

We've actually recorded a couple songs together. And one time I went out to his house there and out in Santa Monica, and it burned down to the ground some weeks ago. Anyway, I went in this house. He's married to Kimberly Williams from. From Father of the Bride. And I walked in that house with my wife and my son and her nanny, and nanny and son were gonna stay there. And I walked in, I was like, what the hell is this? What is this? All this feng shui looking stuff. And Brad, he turned bright red. And Kimberly said, that's funny you say that. My feng shui guy was here this afternoon. It's kind of like the thing with the. With the. With the jingle. Same thing. I have a. I have a knack for really stepping into it. But anyway, yeah, Brad Paisley is. He's never had a drink in his life, ever. Not one.

[Randy]

Brad Paisley.

[Mike Turley]

Teetotaler, really, but just the sweetest, man. It doesn't matter. We. We write songs about drinking.

[Randy]

Yeah, he does.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. We've written a lot of songs about working together. He laughs at it. Anyway, there you go. I'm going off on your radio show.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fine.

[Gigi]

That's perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get Brad to come for one of the nights during the residency. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 808.

[Brandon]

No problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll go pick him up.

[Mike Turley]

There's a comma in the middle on that, right?

[Brandon]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm kidding. We need to play Jeopardy, GG because it's time for me to beat you. Like a stepchild, you think? Like a stepchild. Oh, and we didn't. Real quick. Kanye's naked wife. Where would you score it at the Grammys. On a scale of one to 10.

[Brandon]

Where would you score it? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

10.

[Brandon]

How? Drop dead fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is she a 10? Turley's a 10.

[Brandon]

14.

[John Clay Wolf]

14. J.D.

[Randy]

Yeah, at least a 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pat Green.

[Mike Turley]

Never seen a naked lady.

[Brandon]

Kanye ain't worth. He ain't worthy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did they kick him out after that?

[Gigi]

They didn't let her go. Well, I don't think she got in Now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kanye's wife took off a fur coat, and she was nude underneath it and stood there on the red carpet naked with a sheer dress over her. That was. You couldn't even tell if anything was on or not. If you ever want to see what Kanye's wife looked like naked, you saw it.

[Gigi]

He's doing something right.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a weird dude, man. He's back on Twitter being weird again, by the way.

[Mike Turley]

There's a lot of weird, weird dudes out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of weird dudes. We're kind of weird. We'll be back in a second.

[Gigi]

I tell you what we need to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's grab a sleeping bag or two, build us a little campfire, and then with a little luck, we might just get stuck.

[Brandon]

Let's get a little mud on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yo.

[JD Ryan]

We're back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Take taking over your radio every Saturday morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Landman Season two has started filming in Fort Worth, Texas. That's the good news. I love that show. It is time for Jeopardy. Good morning, everybody. It is Saturday. Is Super Bowl Saturday, Super Bowl Sunday, February 8, 2025. What are our topics today, Alex?

[Brandon]

We must be. Time to play Jeopardy, everybody.

[Pre K]

That's right.

[Brandon]

Test the IQ pop culture identity of the John Clay Wolf Show. Crew. John Clay's right there. GG JD Pat Green's in the studio with us. Let you play if you want to. If you want to answer a question, just say ding, ding, ding, and we'll go to you. DJ Paul Pre K participates in these affairs occasionally. Here are categories. Category one. What the hell are you watching? Bad TV shows. And category two, what's your favorite color? Pink Floyd factoids.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[Brandon]

This will either be great or really, really bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, let's roll.

[Brandon]

I hope it's great. Question 1. The immensely popular Happy Days jumped the shark twice. Once with Fonzie literally jumping a shark. And again with this spin off series considered one of the worst sitcoms of the early 80s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were the happy days people in it?

[Brandon]

Two of them.

[Pre K]

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

[Brandon]

Gigi.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was a good one.

[Pre K]

What is.

[Brandon]

That's correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Brandon]

That's correct.

[Gigi]

Oh, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was what? What was what?

[Brandon]

Tony loves Chachi. It was better than bad goes Gigi. You go question to this Fox TV network entry into the late night talk show Forum starring a founding SNL cast member tanked in the ratings and was canceled after seven weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is Chevy Chase?

[Brandon]

What is the Chevy Chase Show? That's correct.

[Gigi]

You're gonna give it to him?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. Thank you.

[Brandon]

Well, we gotta. We gotta give him to John because he never says it. Exactly. That's. That's part of being cool kid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Quit.

[Brandon]

Question 3. When the plot of your shows. A humble janitor blasted into space and forced to watch terrible movies with his robot friends. This would be the name of that show.

[Pre K]

Gigi, what is lost in space?

[Brandon]

That is incorrect.

[Gigi]

Ding, ding, ding.

[Brandon]

Briquet.

[Gigi]

What is Mystery Science Theater 3000?

[Brandon]

That's correct.

[Gigi]

Love it.

[Mike Turley]

Lord, Lord.

[Brandon]

He's on the board. Folk. Category 2. This album, Pink Floyd's first after the departure of Roger Waters, included the singles Learning to Fly, One Slip and On the Turning Away.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I. I can see it in my. In my head.

[Brandon]

It was one of my favorite album covers. It's got the beats with Just a Mile of bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's 91, right?

[Brandon]

Something like 88. 91. Right around there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you don't know it?

[Terrence]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're your music dude. You're supposed to win.

[Randy]

I'm not even paying attention.

[Mike Turley]

I am paying attention. I just saw this picture of my wife and her boobs hanging outside.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pink Floyd. What was the name of their album in 88? I'm. I'm doing a man, you know, Not Pink Floyd. I don't need the long. You don't know all right, what's the answer?

[Mike Turley]

Thank you.

[Brandon]

Correct answer is what is momentary lapse of reason? Momentary lapse. Reason. Great album.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just had a momentary lapse of reason.

[Brandon]

Great album cover. You did. Question 2. Before losing his mind and falling out of the group, Sid Barrett was the writer of Pink Floyd's first hit song, this song that made the top 10 in the UK.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a disaster.

[Mike Turley]

Something about animals in the woods. It sounds perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Grooving with a pic.

[Brandon]

No, it's about a little girl having fun.

[Gigi]

Do you want me to play it?

[Brandon]

Yeah, name that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, baby. Austin Powers. I have no idea what this is. I like it.

[Mike Turley]

Got any Merle Haggard in there?

[Brandon]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Emily tried something. Emily sad. What is Emily said the correct answer.

[Brandon]

Is see Emily play.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I got that.

[Gigi]

No one got it.

[Brandon]

I thought somebody would be a Floyd head in here. Okay. The lead actor in the movie Pink Floyd's the Wall was best known at the time as the lead singer of the Boomtown Rats and would go on to become the organizer of 1985's Live Aid concert.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is Bob Geldoff?

[Brandon]

That's correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Gigi]

John is up two to one. To one.

[Brandon]

You're starting to scare me, John. All right, down to bonus questions. Here's our category.

[Gigi]

Double jeopardy time.

[Brandon]

This 1970s blaxploitation show was actually a spin off.

[Gigi]

What?

[Brandon]

Well, you got a ding first. What's the answer?

[Mike Turley]

Black Dynamite.

[Brandon]

Incorrect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Mike Turley]

It'S the greatest black exploitation show ever.

[Brandon]

Well, it's not a film. This 1970s black exploitation TV show was actually a spin off of a popular show of a popular television movie starring Teresa Graves as a tough as nails undercover officer.

[Pre K]

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

[Brandon]

Gigi.

[Pre K]

What is get Christy Love.

[Brandon]

That's correct.

[Gigi]

In the lead. Gigi's up three to two. That was a detail to one.

[Brandon]

All right, question two. Many fans of Sanford and Son were never aware of this short lived spin off featuring Whitman Mayo as Fred Sanford's best friend.

[Mike Turley]

Ding, ding, ding. Black Dynamite.

[Brandon]

Incorrect. Incorrect. I don't remember Fred's best friend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gee, J.D. do you remember that one?

[Brandon]

White hair, white beer.

[Randy]

I'm gas.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's his name? Willie? Grady.

[Mike Turley]

Grady.

[Brandon]

That's correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[Brandon]

What is gray?

[John Clay Wolf]

They.

[Brandon]

Yeah, they got about nine episodes out.

[Mike Turley]

So obscure.

[Brandon]

And then no. And then Red Fox quit Sanford and Son. They put Grady back on Sanford and Son in his place.

[Gigi]

All right, final question.

[John Clay Wolf]

They need to bring Ashley Larry back from the Chappelle Show.

[Gigi]

Gigi's up three to two. To two to one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Last question.

[Mike Turley]

Answer. Ding. Ding, ding. White Dining.

[Brandon]

We all know Dark side of the Moon was the. Has the record for most weeks on the Billboard Top 200 album chart. This one is number two and features the songs is this Love, Three Little Birds and I Shot the Sheriff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. I got it. Bob Marley, Buffalo. Do you need the name of the album?

[Mike Turley]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Yeah, and everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

All I ever listened to was Greatest Hits. I don't know it. I don't know the name of the album, so. Oh, you got a ding.

[Brandon]

That's correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Gigi]

What was it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Legend. That's right.

[Brandon]

Legend, everybody. It's state law. If you live anywhere east of Louisiana, it's state law. You have to have a copy of this in the car. Yeah, Legend.

[Gigi]

Gigi was the winner.

[Mike Turley]

You had some obscure knowledge, baby. You did. You did it, right?

[Brandon]

Yeah. Get Christy. Love is deep. And I would not know about it if they hadn't talked about it in reservoir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did we play the Mavericks fans being pissed cuts? I don't think we did the Mavericks fans.

[Mike Turley]

I can give you some right now for my personal experience.

[Gigi]

No, I mean, we just got. Alex Stein is the only one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dallas. Dallas Mavs fans are pissed about the Luca Donch trade.

[Pat Green]

We have all been cheated. The Dallas Mavericks traded our franchise player Luca Doncic for Anthony Day to day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Davis, a 30 year old.

[Gigi]

Yeah, that's the clip.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it doesn't say you need cut.

[Brandon]

Three because Alex Stein did a song for the council too, which I thought was hilarious.

[Gigi]

Okay, so he's in front of the city council.

[Randy]

Literally, the city council.

[Pat Green]

I'm sick and tired of it. So I wrote a song. I wrote this song. Nico, you stagger. You stabbed this in the back. Nico, you also freaking whack Mavericks. Please don't leave our town. I don't give a damn if our news center is brown. I like the white guy. Why do you have to go? These damn basketball players don't freaking know. This is a freaking jerk named Nico Harrison, who is the manager.

[Mike Turley]

He needs to freaking go.

[Pat Green]

Nico is a ho. I love the Dallas Mavericks and I wish we still had Dirk. Nico Harrison sucks. He is a stupid jerk. So, Mayor, don't let him move us. Don't let him move the Mavericks. I love the Mavericks.

[John Clay Wolf]

In other news, some say that myself, John Clay Wolf, is too dumb to drive through a roundabout.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this a bit y'all put together?

[Brandon]

It's just a true story. It was something that happened in a roundabout.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, how did my name get in it?

[Brandon]

I thought it would finally draw your eye. To this bit that I've had on the list for, like 12 weeks.

[Randy]

Yeah, 12 weeks.

[Brandon]

Does this really happen? This really happened. You had. Roundabouts are popping up in our part of the world, all over the place.

[Gigi]

You fell into his trap.

[John Clay Wolf]

I fell into his trap.

[Brandon]

I don't know what your experience has been, but I've been nearly killed many times.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you guys understand what he did. He's been. He.

[Gigi]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

He puts a run sheet together, and I've been skipping this story for weeks. And then he put my name in it. I'm like, what is this about? All right, let's play the clip. All right, cut. Let's see if this was a good one. Should I have skipped it or should it have played 15?

[Gigi]

What the hell are you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, dude, that's not how that works.

[Pat Green]

I have the straight.

[Gigi]

I have the straight.

[Terrence]

You were coming through here.

[Brandon]

I have the.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have the yield? Dude, I don't have the yield. Nobody in the truck. Everyone coming in has the yield. I promise you that.

[Terrence]

No, I didn't hit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you hit my. Is the question, man. I do, too.

[Terrence]

Don't worry about it.

[Brandon]

Now, I don't know if this is just in Texas, but I have seen people pulled over and talking furiously with. With each other at many of these roundabout things.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony, real quick, what's your question?

[Terrence]

Yeah, I was wondering if y'all out there at the Bach rally in May. Yeah, I've been trying to book a hotel and they're all books for those days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to Glen Rose, Texas. There's a thousand hotel rooms in Glen rose, Texas is 12 miles down the road. Okay, there you go. And Walnut Springs rally.com is where the info is. We will see y'all next week. Thank you for tuning in. Pat Green. Had a good time with you today.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. Daddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K. JD Mike Turley. Thank everybody for coming today. And till we meet again.

[Brandon]

The John Clay Wolf show has been a presentation of givemetheven.com from the Westwood One Radio Network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Mike Turley]

Thought that I might drown Dr. Out.