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Okay, that's a very. I mean, that's. They're still around. Now. The daughter hooked up with that Middle Eastern dude because the daughter went to work at the dealership, I mean, at the auction. And she wound up with the Middle Eastern dude that was married and he liked to run. So she would probably number over two, but different time. They. They break up and she sued him for plantar fis or something. What is it when your hands start hurting, like from running the keyboard tunnel? Yeah. Get out of here. Get out of here. She sued him for carpal tunnel. Sued him for carpal tunnel. Diabolical. Cuz she rubbed the nub too much. Yeah. It messed your fingers up. It's easy to make fun of, but I mean, like, the way I understand it, this is. This is a very precarious occupation. Yeah. Yeah. You don't just fool around and shake like a chiropractor. These witch doctors. Nub rubbing is real. It's real. Yeah. No, it's not. It do it. Do be. Would Gigi rub a nub? GG that would go ahead. No. So, like, if I was. If you were my wife and I lost my arm in a terrible water skiing accident and you were driving the boat and you're the one who ripped the rope too fast and yanked my arm off and then to cut it off like 5 inches below my shoulder. Right. So every day I've got a flap, I've got a flipper. Now, like the Gal that used to give me the thing at Starbucks and she had the little finger thing put on. So she had a half an arm it. And at the bottom of her arm, bottom of her nub, they put some kind of pinky on it and made it where it works. So like when she would hand me my change, ew. She put it out the window. She put a nub out the window and she'd have my quarters stacked in that thing. And I'm like, man, dude, stop doing that. Just keep the change. It is all good. This is. Cause you see her over there trying to stack two pennies and three dimes quarter into that deal at the end of her nub. And I'm like, stop, stop it. Pardon me for a moment, Mr. Turley. She was doing that on purpose, wasn't she? Oh yeah, Just to keep the change. Yeah. Okay. Hey, Kyle, are you going to get us up on the screen or I have to tell you again like I do every morning? He's working on it. He's having some issues. Okay, thank you. Glad to see that we're all working on it. Hi, Orlando. They were just on the radio now. Only just this. There's no stream, just the radio. Well, I guess there's a stream you can go to. JCW show. Where's Sean? Well, it's not. That's a different thing. Okay, that's the video I'm talking about. The video is not working. Everything else is working. Okay, Where's Sean? Where's Rob? Sean's here. He. But he doesn't work that well. Why not? He's, he's, he's handy. I mean, that's like saying you don't rub a nub, you know, you. Oh, I just rub nubs. I don't do toes. Yeah, exactly. I don't do toes. I just do nubs. Okay, so the radio across the country's on and our stream on the YouTube's off. Yes. That's the only thing that's off, is YouTube. Okay, it's him, I'm telling you. Where's Rob? Have you called him? Kyle, have you got Rob on the phone? Yes, yes. Where's Sean? Sean was here. We're good to go. Was here? Yeah. What time did he leave? About 30 minutes ago. Okay, he doesn't need to leave. He's our geeky nub rubbing electronics guy. We keep him around for that purpose. Turn him around. Sean, if you can hear us on the radio in Dallas, turn around and come back and get with you. Got a 16 year old kid in There running a national network. He comes out every week and says, I'm working on it. He's a good guy. We've given him more job and responsibility than we should. But he's out here in the middle of nowhere and he's willing to rub nubs, put some professionals over him where they can log in and give him a hand, because I'm telling you, it's him. I've been out here for 18 months and we've never had as many stream problems as we've had since we've had him. You know why? Because he's in school during the day and he can't get out here to check things out because he's in Algebra two. He's not. Algebra two is hard. Yeah, he's just learning the nub rub. Right. So why would you let the guy. Schneider from One Day at a Time, that's got the complete tool belt and all of the drills and all of the keys that stayed here last night, which he normally doesn't leave. Because he's not a professional video nub bro. Yeah, but he's pretty damn smart. The video nubs are very different. Yeah, there's a lot. There's a lot more. I live my life both in spite and in fear of the whole video aspect. It's absolutely true. Sean is basically vice president of all things electronic that use electricity. Does that use electricity? That's a great title for him on his card. Chief Nub Rubber. Yeah, the electric nub. He's the electric nub. The key Electric nub. Grip. You gotta have a grip. I'm tired of up stuff not working. The dump works. The dump works because I just cussed. But the good news is nobody heard it on the stream because it's not on. Okay. Good morning, everybody. Dave in Pittsburgh. What do you want? Hey, John. Dave Thomas from the Cowboys from Hell Snake Handlers. Hi. Just wanted to see if you see if you're ready for some rattlesnakes on that desk of yours there next weekend. Are you coming up next next Saturday morning? Yeah. Well, hopefully by then we'll have some video so that they can see your snakes attack me and kill me. Sounds like you're having some issues there with video. I've been having some issues with video, but yeah. Maybe we'll be able to do a stunt for you while we're down there. Okay. So you're coming down. What day do y'all leave? So I'll be down. I should be down in Walnut or Glen Rose around Thursday evening. I'll Be down there. And is your chick coming with you that you stick in the damn sleeping bag and filler full of rattlesnakes. Now, I'm bringing my nephew this year because he's getting. Getting acclimated to doing the shows. I think you should do a bikini broad. You know, I liked. Was that your wife, your girlfriend or your daughter? Ex wife. Ex wife. She got tired of you put and tried to get her bit. So what? So. So did that just happen over the past year or two, right? Yeah. Did she get bit? No. No, she didn't. Okay. So what we're talking about is next weekend down here in Walnut Springs where we're doing this whole town thing. We got a big one next week, and it's the rattlesnake roundup. And homes is coming down. Homeboy Dave is coming down from. From Pennsylvania. Cool. And he is bringing his crew and all these guys in Bosque county and surrounding have been hunting rattlesnakes for, I don't know, the past two weeks. Sure. And they bring them in toe sacks and they're doing it this week heavily too, bringing them in toe sacks and they dump them. They weigh them and they dump them in the big pit in the middle of town. So it's just full of snakes. Dave did David's ex wife and that's why they divorced is because they're arguing over copyright. Is there a prize for snakes collected? So, yeah, there's a prize for most pounds, heaviest snake and lightest snake. Latest lightest. He's Yankee. He speaks different. Like the smallest snake. The. The weighs the. The least amount. I would win the smallest snake, but I might not weigh. I might not weigh the least amount. So what we're doing on top of this. So we have another hunt coming up two weeks after Walnut and resold over by Waco. And so we did was on top of what they're doing for prizes, we're doing a Texas state championship to where you can enter your snakes at either hunt or both hunts and compete for the state championship with the overall prize. Tell us, Bob, what do we win? So you win for most pounds would be 500 bucks plus trophy. Combined heaviest would be 300 and a trophy. And then combined smallest would be 200 and trophy. This sounds like a good category for prizes for match.com. right. I won the combined heaviest. I laid the two biggest gals in the county. Congratulations. Got 200 bucks and a bunch of cheeseburgers. So Dave, where is all this prize going to be given away? The final be given away for the State championship will be given away in Riesel because we got to get those folks over there that bring snakes up in that area to get their way in. And then we'll determine who has the combined heaviest and then go from there. One of the springs, they'll do theirs with, you know, prize money will be Sunday, I think around 3, 4 o'clock. They'll do the prizes there for that. Okay. And then Reese will have their, you know, set up like Walnut does where they give their own hunt individual prizes. Cool. Well, we will see you next weekend, huh? I was gonna say. So each hunt does their own prizes and then we're doing this like umbrella over the top just to kind of entice hunters to bring more snakes in. Can I ask you a question? What do you do with the snakes when you're done, when you're all finished? What are they? There's a buyer that buy. There's a buyer that buys them. Comes boots, I was gonna say, you know. And what do they do with them? They turn them into like. Do they sell that rattlesnake meat to restaurants and all the stuff? Yeah, everything like that. And it's a. It's conservation. It's one of the things where it's a once a year deal. Keep population at a even kill level. All right. Hey, I got, I got a boogie onto the next thing. I'll see you next Saturday. Cool. Right? JP in Austin. Howdy. Howdy. How you doing today, sir? Good, good. You say you worked bike rallies for years and you want to know if we need some positions filled for the Texas Rattlesnake Rally. This is a different event we're doing here in May, like May 15th through 18th. Did you used to do the rot rally down in Austin? Yes, sir. From the beginning to almost the end. Do you know that chick named Winter? Winter? Yep, she was. She's been helping us. Winter. I forgot her last name. She's been up here a few times. What? What? I. I just took a picture of your number. I'm going to send it to Brandon. Are you like a carny? Are you like a master planner? There's a difference. Every man. I've. I've done all sorts of production stuff with Harley Davidson. I've done shows. And basically what I've done there is that I help book the bands in. I turned around with the stage manager. I got it, I got it. So you're not. You're three levels above a carnie and two levels below the boss. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. We could use you yeah. Texas Rattlesnake Rally, mid May. I'm gonna give you. I just took a picture. Your number. This. It's a 5, 1, 2 number, right? Yes, sir. Okay. I'm gonna send it to Brandon. He is the boss of this whole thing and he will get with you. And y'all figure something out because I need help with this rally. This rally is getting big and. And I'm. I'm not worried. I'm excited. But I'm very happy that you called. Yes, sir. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. The next segment is the call the car segment. So call in with the cars. Year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. Nub, no nub. Nub, Nub. Nub on, no nub. Nub off. Yeah, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Give me buzz right now. Mark, Mark, you're dropping off your third truck that you sold to give me the van in Addison right now. Yeah, it's my third car that I sold you guys. So I sold an Audi RS five years ago, a Jaguar F type. And then this morning dropping off a 2020 Ram. Call us back and let us know. Let us know if the check's good. I'm gonna see if I can cash it today. No, man, you guys are great. I appreciate everything. It was super convenient, super friendly. Thank you to Chris and Kaylee for setting everything up. And I love what you do on the radio, John. Just please continue to do it. It helps so many people. I appreciate that. Helps people get past the woke movement. We'll be right back. Thank you, Mark. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevit.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Speech impediment. Terrence, what do you have for us this morning? What would you like to sell? Well, that guy last week, I want to say something about that guy. Got eaten by the well and spit. That guy. That's like John in the world, you know. Thank you. I'll give 12 grand. 12 grand? No. Okay, I'll give 13. You drive a hardboard. I'll get 15. Mark, in Forney, Texas. What you got? I got a 2015 Chevy, 2500 crew cab, diesels, long bed, two wheel drive or four wheel drive? Two. Two wheel drive. Ouch. It's just too bad they just don't want them. I mean, they want them, but they don't want them. It's like different. It's just a completely different truck than the four wheel drive. As far as desirability. Yeah. How long did you buy it? Well, I bought a new in 2015. I've had it, you know, like I've had it 10 years almost right at 10 years. Mm. Do you have any other offers yet? I hadn't talked to anybody else about it yet. I thought I'd call you guys, see what you. You were offering. I thought about taking the Carmax at some point, see what they said, but I hadn't done anything with it yet. I just saw where you want 30 grand. He asked you what you wanted for it. You said 30. And that's why I'm hung up. I'm hung up like a. Like a guy that's been eating pain pills and beef jerky for a week on the toilet. I'm hung up. I can't move. I think it's 20. I think you're way high. I think it's 20. This all not 25 even. I mean, it's just that two wheel drive is just tough to sell. And I'm. Let me look. Is it an LTZ or LT lt? It's got a slide glass windows, got navigation, doesn't have any leather, doesn't have a sunroof or any of that stuff. But it does have a sliding window and it's got navigation on it. What color is it? It's a kind of a powder blue. It's less than 100,000 miles. Like 93 or 5 or something. Like this blue heron. That's great. That. That part of it's great. It's a long bed, it's not a short bed. So it's kind of. It's not two strikes, but it's just. It's just desirability is what. Is what I look at. Like who wants it? What will they. Everybody that wants to buy that truck, every single person in the world that wants to buy that truck wants to buy it in a four wheel drive. And so yours is two wheel drive. It's so that they have to. It's got to be cheaper because they couldn't afford what they wanted. So it's that kind of deal. So I, you know, 22 and a half. Just. Just throwing numbers out there for S's and giggles. Okay. You know, is more like it. Let me look at something. 80,000 miles. I'm trying to look at some comps. Yeah. 22 and a half, maybe 23. 22 and a half. 22. And a half. I'm 22 and half. If you want to sell it, mark, go to givemetheven.com we'll get you picked up and paid. All right, thanks a lot. Thanks, guys. Dorian in Pittsburgh, the Eagles won. Hey, John, how you doing today? The Eagles won. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're, they're, they're really happy. But hey, Pennsylvania, it's a nice state. It's an, it's old state, you know, it's strip club. Dorian, hold tight. We got to go to break. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars Radio for America's best car buyer. GiveMeTheVend. Give me the veg. The John Clay Wolf Show. Hey, the John Clay Wolf show has what you need. Go to jcwshow.com for the fastest growing podcast in the US the John Clay Wolf Show. Hey, to the people who make scented garbage bags. You could probably take the Fragrance down like 6,000% and we'd be okay. Not really sure who that's designed for. Hey, got a corpse in your kitchen. Don't worry about it. Just throw it in the bag. We're cool. We got you. And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com and check out the podcast@jcwshow.com. what made me think about the nub rubbing lady that sued the one armed man for plant officiitis? What's it called? Carpal tunnel. Carpal tunnel. Why do I keep saying plane? That's foot. Well, that'd be a whole nother kinky deal. So is is I saw a story about hookers that get deformed hands from handies. Is that right? Yeah, I never thought of that. Especially of the Asian persuasion. I don't want you to take this wrong, but, I mean, the first thing that pops into my mind is like, my hands are fine, so they're probably doing something wrong. Oh, I think they're working at it even more than you. And you probably think you work at it as much as anybody could ever work at it, but I think they have to work at it more. It's a different angle and it's a different angle. Perhaps it is. Gigi, let me see your hands. No, my hands are good, baby. No nub rubbing. Here. No, no, no. Hold them up. Turn them back and forth. See, they're good. All right, no nub rubbing. It's a good size hand. It sounds like a Roger Miller song. Right? Rubbing up. Hookers get deformed Hands got self nub gonna have to get it. Rub. Rub. Strip club Dorian in Pittsburgh. What up? Hey. Just cold. I know. Oh, it's cold. Cold water. The crick. It's cool. Bunkered down. How cold is it? 14. Yeah, it's pretty cold at night. At night? Have you been going over. Over freezing for almost two weeks. Have you been going to the strip bar in the cold? Yes. One time, just once, took a guy, never. He. He's going through some bad times. His girl split on him and he was depressed, so I said, yeah, I'll take you down here. And I walked in with 506.17. I walked out. I still owed 300 to get even. Spent it all. Hey, the girls got it. You know, I'm trying to help them out, get started in life, these young, gorgeous women. Are you on a. Like, are you at. Are you a trust fund? Do you have a trust fund from, like, your grandparents? No. I made my money and I've got. So kept some of it. How did you make it? My family ate up most of it. Those bastards. How did you. How did you make your money? I was doing things that were illegal in some states at the time, but where I was doing it, where I was when I was doing it, all of it was illegal. So I got through it. Did you invest the money with. With a hedge fund. I mean, so where's the money? No, no, no. In my belly. In my memory. Memories. And the girls got it, some of it. And my family got the majority of it. How much do you have left and how old are you? I'm 77. I've got. I've got enough. No, no, no. We're not saying your name. Nobody knows. How much have you got left, really? And all things that I could turn into money quick. Yeah, I'd say six figures. All right. Yeah, solid. Solid six is, you know, liquid, real liquid. It could be liquid in 24 hours. 30 through 48 hours. You're 77 and you've got a hundred thousand left. More. It goes up and down, John. I really don't know all of it. I'd have to talk to my cop then. He. He's expensive. 150 an hour. Do you think it's more than 200,000? Yes. Okay. Do you think it's more Than 300,000? Yes. All right, so. But that. You know, if you're going to the strip bar, I'm. I'm doing you, Dorian, like I do my old lady. We're sitting down and having a budget talk, okay? And. And I. I want to Know what is your monthly burn it? Rick's. Well, lately I've been taking your advice in cutting back. I go there probably twice, twice a month. Okay, well, this last time I blew 800. Okay? And I had one drink. I don't. I quit drinking. Oh, that helps. Because I get drunk and I'll be spending money that I'll never have. And you don't want to get sued for plant officiitis, so that's that. Something happens in your wrist for pounding on tools and loosening up tight. So you're. You're spending. You're spending 2500amonth in strip bars. Less. And what was it before? Off and on. Yeah, what was it before you and I had this chat? Too much, right? It was like five, right? I lived there. We got 300,000. You're gonna live. When are you gonna die? Give me a number. I don't want to hear a story. Five heart attacks, John. Okay. At any given time, I've had five heart attacks. I'm under doctor's care now. So let's say you're gonna die at 81. Is that a good one? No, I'm very, very healthy. I exercise about three hours a day. No, because you're 77. I'm saying you're gonna die at 81. Do you think that's right? No, I think I'm gonna live longer. Give me a number. I asked you how long you're gonna live. You're just talking 10 more. 77. 87. 87. We got 10 years. We're blowing 25 is what he's admitting to. So it's really 3,000 plus. Plus. I'm gonna do some math during the break. I'm gonna get back to you on this. I just. As your financial John, I really spend about 20 grand a year with it down at the club. That's. That's about what it is, about 20,000 off and on. Really? That's a good number. And the girls need it. They get. They need it. Feed the ducks. Amen. Pet the dolphins. All right. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars on the Radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com. and I do give advice to older guys that have strip club problems because it's dangerous, man. It's dangerous. You got to keep them alive, because when those guys go down, those whales throws the whole ecosystem of the strip clubs off. And Dorian has been spending too much money at Rick's in Pittsburgh. We'll be right back. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Presented by gimmethevin.com Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show. Video stream is up. It's working again. It's amazing what a grown man could do when he got over here with some electrical powers. It wasn't that. What was it, Rob? It rom right. It was both. Okay, I know it was. I mean, you got a kid, 17, and he's been messing up every week on the stream and we've done this forever and it hasn't happened. He's doing something that's causing. So what's causing it? It's a login issue. He panicked, he called Rob, Rob calmed him down and walked him through the steps. Yeah, but that was an hour ago. How long did the steps take? Did they lock him out for? Over. Trying to like do the password three times and it locked him out for half hour. Oh, I hate that. I don't know. I just know that Rob got it going so. But we had a guy here anyway. That's so rare. Now we use our resources. If you got Sean here and we're paying him to be out here and stay the night to be the, the guard and make sure this plane gets up in the air the next morning. Let's make sure it gets up in the air. Right. Speech impediment, Terence. Yeah, very correct, sir. Thank you. Okay. Okay. We were talking to Dorian about his strip club issues and Rick in Pittsburgh needed to. He wanted to give Dorian some advice also about his spending in the strip clubs. Oh, good. Because he goes to Rick's and It's like a six story strip club and Pitt. And Dorian has $260,000 left to his name in cash and collectibles and his family's worried that he's spending all his money on the hookers. Go ahead, Rick, what's your advice? Yeah, yeah, I would suggest that Dorian there go ahead and just move to Thailand. The cost of living there is much, much easier on the wallet. Also the nightlife and the bar scene are, are very conducive to the financials there. And he's older. The weather would be better for him. Yeah, I'm retired Air Force. I spent many, many a months in Thailand on temporary duty there. So. Yeah. What does the car. I understand you're married and we all. And we're all thanking. Thank you wife for letting him call in. What do you think? If poontang is a hundred dollars a pound in America, how much would poontang. And let's just generalize. Poontang it's just this big bucket of all kinds of things, right? Poon Tang's $100 a pound at the port in America. How much is pooh tang in Thailand per pound? Oh, I would say, if you're. If you're gonna put it in those type of terms, I would say, and I'm being very, very generous, 20 bucks. So there's definitely some poontang arbitrage between Thailand and the States. Oh, there's. Yeah, you're. You're paying way too much. Put it this way. I spent 21 years in the airport. I've been all over the world. I don't even mess around with the strip clubs in the States because it's nothing but a disappointment. Why do you think there's such an oversupply or under demand of poontang in Thailand? I don't know. I don't either. All I know is normally when there's, like, a currency differential, there's a lot of. I mean, they're bringing the cars down from Canada left and right just because a few points of spread on a currency swap, right? I mean, convertible bonds between Asia and the States. They're trading convertible bonds overnight left and right just on a few ticks. And he's telling me there's an 80%, our delta in poontang between Thailand and Long Beach. There's, There's. If you go, oh, oh, yeah, it's. I, I. You're talking about Long Beach, California. Yeah, I mean, but you got to figure freight is sure, of course, free range. I lived in California, too, for my last duty station was Los Angeles Air Force base. So I live right down the road from Long Beach. So when those gals freight themselves over here and get on a visa, why do they not mess up the poontang market in the States? Do they get greedy and immediately want to go to full rate over here? You would think that the market would work itself out is what I'm trying to say. There's efficiencies in all marketplaces, and we're seeing a huge discrepancy between two markets between Thailand and Long Beach. And we need to get to the bottom. If you're a financial analyst, please run some numbers, send me a spreadsheet. We'll cover this in the next segment right here on the John Clay Wolf show. All right, thanks, Rick. Well, the bar. You know, one good thing about just going over there and being in country is you don't have to deal with a tariff after that, there's no poontang Tariff. You're just there. I'm thinking about that a lot. Steven and Glen Rose, Stephen. Glen Rose, Stephen and Glen Rose. Going once, twice. Oh, no. Wait, wait. Are you there now? Yes, sir. What's happening? John, I was begging for you to talk for half an hour. Good morning. Hey. So we go to the Rattlesnake Roundup every year. Are you gonna be there? I'm gonna be there. I better be there. I've got like half the real estate downtown. We've got the Cantina, the rattlesnake roadhouse, the W6 steakhouse, GMTV garages. We're all right there. And same. We'll have the doors open on the garage showing the cars off. And I do. Yeah, that's what we wanted to ask about. We want to come eat at one of your restaurants. Which one do you suggest? They're chicken fried steak. The W6 fajita. Ish. Cantina for sure. It just matters, you know, it's like we're saying you want Thai, Taiwanese, or do you want Long Beach, Taiwan? I go to the cantina. Bosque Cantina. That is swimming pools and ponies. Okay, so you've got to do Mail from jail or Letters from Letters from Jelly Roll. You want that? I thought you were doing Florida news. It's time again for Letters to Jelly Roll. Here's that fel with the mailbag. JD Ryan be getting a lot. People really do and love the Jelly Roll when he comes on the show. So we've been getting some letters. So here we go. Help John. This comes from John Winters in Louisiana. My son is Marine in California and he has been screwed over on two vehicles. I'm here in Louisiana, can't do anything about it. My son needs a car. Godfather, that's you. John in Oceanside. His latest screw up was a 1995 Del Sol. I want him to get a pickup truck so we can enjoy the Southern California life, baby. Thank you. Love the show. This is Jack's dad, John Winters. So he thinks he's writing Jelly Roll because when I do the Jelly Roll impersonation, he thinks it's real or. Yes, it's funny. Yeah, you would. You would be addressing the letter to Jelly Roll. As Jelly Roll. As Jelly Roll, yes. So I have to get doing a Jelly Roll impersonation. Yeah. See, there's a. Who came up with this idea to make me. The rabbit's already in the hat, guys. And we're gonna show it to you right here before we magically pull it out. Before I jump gears and confuse the Absolute hell out of everyone because he's saying, john, John, John. I noticed that. And then I'm gonna go into. Into Jelly Roll. A fat guy that knows nothing about cars but can sing, but used to work at a McDonald's with a pornographic wife. Florida News. Hey, listen. Oh, here we go. I don't know anything about buying and selling. What's the guy's name? Jack. Jack. You need to raise your own boy. Quit begging me for handouts. I'm over here taking Ozipic and doing meth, trying to lose weight. I've got my hands full with Ms. Bunny trying to get her off Onlyfans because she's such a whore. She can't stop. She can't stop. I need you to help me help her quit being a whore. More than your son driving a Del Sol. Now listen, if your boy's driving a Del Sol, he's probably queer. And that's really what the fundamental here problem is. Now if he's fat, you need to get him some sunflower seeds and some speed and get him thinned down so he can at least. There's nothing worse than a fat homosexual guy driving a Del Sol in sunny California. No, you're from Louisiana. You're a man. It's bothering you to watch this. Just like it bothers me to watch my wife on Onlyfans. But you too could become a star if you'll just go to Whataburger and get a job and do a tick tock like me. That's all I got for you boys. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Jelly Roll. Thank you. Very nice. I know. That's awesome. Dear Jelly Roll. Okay, I'll set that up better next time. Yeah, you know, yeah, this made a lot of fun. You're listening to the John Clay Wolf. So hey, keep those phones going, would you? 1-8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show right after this. Ain't no football now it's gone Won't be back till Labor Day. Ain't no football, now it's gone and the TV ain't been on Nothing worth watching anyway. Now my wife has my remote down to nat bed Dr. Oz. Ain't no football now it's gone. Can't they put one more game on? Notwithstandings, just be calm. Cause I love the Rams, the Colts, the Bears, the Bucks, the Chiefs, the Bronx, the jets, the Browns, the Saints, the Bills, the Niners, Eagles, Redskins, Steelers, Chargers, Cardinals, Packers, Painters, Dolphins, Cowboys, Lions, Vikings, Ravens, Bengals. And I lay on couch and Mo. Ain't no football, now it's gone. Ain't no football now it's gone. Just basketball every day. Spring training's two weeks play and live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown, and featuring DJ Pre K, Rush Limbo, Keith Richards, Randy the Chipmunk and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf. Is that thing like on a 50 minute delay? No, it's identical. Okay. All right, we're good. Yeah. The stream is up, Chris, and Good morning, everybody. Chris, we were talking about. Oh, I didn't want to tell you what we were talking about. It's bad. Chris, you had a comment about it? Yeah. How's it going, guys? Gigi. Hey. Yeah, my, my girl went to Thailand. She used to fight Muay Thai and she went to Thailand to fight and she was only there for a short period of time, but she had told me, you know, I'm thinking the, the question you asked, why is there so much supply and not a lot of demand? Because she told me that most of the quote unquote poontang is actually lady boys. Oh, that might have something to do with it. Ouch. That's what she said. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. So like diesel is cheaper than gasoline over there. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. But it's more, it's more available. It's more available. Diesel's more available, I would say. Yeah. Wow. So if diesel, if gas is $10 a gallon over there, it's real's probably like thin down diesels. What am I, I'm getting all confused, but I don't think, I don't think that these guys that were calling it earlier would not know the difference if they were with a man or a woman. I think they know. No, yeah, I, I don't know. Like I said, she was only there for a few weeks. Where is she? Can you get her on the phone? Can you get her on the phone now? She. Well, last time I checked, she was still sleeping. I'm working. I'm driving a gas tanker around Charlotte. So she. I just checked the camera. She was still snoozing. So it's her day off. Hang on. I don't blame her. Hang on, hang on. Did y'all catch that? Yes. He's got a camera on his puppy dog. She's from Thailand. Come on. He's got a camera on her. He's making sure she's not slipping out. Last time you're going to work and you got a camera on your biage. Hey, no, that's not where you were. What are you doing? What do you. I'd make me some food. I'll be back in a minute. Oh, my God. Did you ever watch. Did you ever watch Breaking Bad? No. Jesse Pinkman. They had Jesse Pinkman chained to the meth lab. Yeah. Yeah. That's you, Chris. North Carolina. Oh, man. Last time I checked the camera, she was still sleeping. If you've got a camera on your gal for surveillance, please call it now. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. That's awesome, Bob. What have you got in Alabama? Hey, how you doing? Good. Can you hear me? Yes. Okay, I'm talking through a voice coder. No. What? What's up, Bob? Got a 29 Model A on a 36 truck frame with a first year V8. It's a mutt. But I got a friend, a 2011 Camaro, fully loaded, talking to the neighbor. He. He's telling me to. You shot me once, shoot me again. You didn't get me dead. God, I'm still alive. It won't die. Go ahead, Bob. I do first, ask questions later. Anyway, the question is, should I make it a hot rod? Okay, real quick, hang on. To answer your question properly, I need to understand the specs one more time. Rip them off quickly. A what? A model. A what? I have a 29 model A. It's a mutt, though. It's on a 36 three quarter truck frame, 29 body, first year V8 flathead and hydraulics in parts. But I have a. A garage cap, 2011 Camaro, 2S. I'm thinking of Salvadine because you can't get, what, more than 20 grand for those Camaros now? No, my neighbor says. Huh. Okay, what are you going to do? Are you gonna. Are you gonna breed the Camaro to the model A and have the truck watch it like a lawyer? I want to build a frame, put the L3 Vet motor in it and put the body on it is what I'm thinking. I got about 40, 50,000 to make a street rod. Think it's advisable or try to keep them? What are we gonna have when we're done? Are we gonna have a model a on a 36 truck chassis with a vet motor in it? No. No. Build a new frame, put the L3 motor and transmission into that, put the 29 body on it, strip the top off, conform it. It's a cabriolet. Take the seats out of the Camaro, maybe the tires and everything. Try to salvage the Camaro to make it a free drive. Did your parents not give you enough attention as a young man? Better believe it. I can see you're, you're needing approval from. And you're doing some wild things to get approval. Here's what I've noticed on that kind of stuff. When I sit at these auctions and I watch a lot of them and there's some crazy cars that come through like that. Sometimes they're well done and sometimes they're not. But the swing on them seems to be 20 to 40 grand on the bring money. I look at cars on the bring money. First of all, I look at them as do I like them? Yes, they're. They're cool to look at. And even if yours was just a complete disaster, I would still want to look at it because it's so stupid. But then there's some that are done very right and those are neat. And I'm thinking, what are they worth? What do they bring? Right? And that's how I'm going to answer your questions is from the view of economics, the better they look and the better built they are, the more they bring. This truck could bring 40 grand if it's. Oh my God, if it's a complete disaster, then it's going to bring like 12 because the people are looking at like, I've got to redo it. I've got to take this running gear out of it. I can put it in my other one. So it's really all about what you can do as a craftsman and do you have good taste? Is that a good answer? Well, I've already powder coated all the fenders, the doors, the gas tank, the 29 body. Ready to do something. What's most important here? What's most important? And I'm being very sincere, not being a smart ass. You need to go through photos and you probably already have and you need to, you know, put in things of what you're looking at. Google hit images and look at cars and look at cars that have sold and look at how they did them. Because what I see people do like you might do something great with this car and then you paint it something so stupid that you ruin the whole damn project. You got to be real smart about the way you trim it about. Like when you build a house, you've got to pick the right trim and the right hardware and the right countertops. So that is what you're Doing here is something so custom, it's really up to you. But the way you trim it is what's most important and makes it desirable. So that's my. Oh, yeah, you got to do it. You're too far gone. You're not stopping. If I told you this is the dumbest idea you've ever had, and you've had a lot of dumb ideas over the years, you're not going to stop. You're going to do this no matter what. You're not listening to anybody. You're done. You're in. You're too deep. You're gone. So now I'm trying to make sure you do it right. That makes sense. All right. All right. Well, my neighbor's only got a 64. What is it? I don't care about your neighbor. I'm talking to you. Let's leave him out of it. Here's what I want you to do. I want you to keep me posted on this project. I want you to go to jcwshow.com and I want you to send me your email. It'll go straight to me. And I want to get you hooked up. And I want you to post. I want to follow this, and I want to give you my advice as we go. Because my guys can't finish a project. I have a feeling that you can. And I'd like to be part of a project that actually gets finished. Okay. Yeah. All right. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. So what is he doing now? I didn't want to talk about it. DC Web in Virginia, what you got? Yes, sir. Hey, number one. I think you guys are great. Got Pat. Got Pat Green on the show. I'm 70 years old and he 30, 35 years ago, he was with amongst some of the greatest country music, art, country music artists ever. Pat Green is playing in Walnut Springs, April 19. We're doing the Walnut Springs classic car show the end of April. And that night, Pat Green is playing the Rattlesnake. And all the tables are already sold out. They sold out in, like, five hours and standing room only. But I would go to Rattlesnake. What? A Rattlesnake Roadhouse Roundup? No. So you got us Rattlesnake Crap. And I mean, this town got famous for Rattlesnake Roundup. So then the Rattlesnake bar opened. And so we got Rattlesnake Roundup. We've got the Walnut Springs Classic, April 19, the Pat Greens plane. And then we've got the Rattlesnake rally. What classic cartoon April 19th. Yeah. Go to the website, make it easy. Tell them you don't need walnut springs rally.com that. Just go there. That's everything you need to know. Walnut Springs Rally. Thank you. Make it Simpa. Hey, you guys, I appreciate you pointing at stuff, but I'd appreciate it if y'all just talk some and not make me do all the work. All right, Paverman in Florida, what you got? Hey, how you doing, John Cleek? Good, good. Podbean, your message amplified. Ready to share your message with the world? Start your podcast journey with Podbean. Podbean, the AI powered all in one podcast platform. Thousands of businesses and enterprises trust Podbean to launch their podcasts. Use Podbean to record your podcast. Use PodBean AI to optimize your podcast. Use PodBean AI to turn your blog into a podcast. Use Podbean to distribute your podcast everywhere. Launch your podcast on Podbean today. You're on the air. Go. Yeah, we talked. Talking about, you know, the pound of flesh. Oh, no, I can't talk about that. That's bad. It's a bad topic. Okay, is the car thing next? Yeah. So call in now with the cars. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. Scott in Alabama, you've got a 14 Corvette. I'm going to take you first when we come back, okay? Okay. All right, hang tight, everybody. Hang tight. We'll be right back. Seem like you need a little hill country, little back rows driving, a little bit of old top down. Everybody got to get away sometime. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Mike and Marilyn, you have two. Two Dodge demons. One's got 300 miles on it, one's got 50. You want 375,000 for the pair? Yes, sir. Good morning. Good morning. What do you want for the 18? The 2018, the first gen. I really don't want to split him. No, no, no, no. I just want to hear because you're. I just want to understand your valuations. What do you. I. I think I pay close to. What do you want? Oh, one more that I want for it maybe once. 175. 1. Yes, somewhere around there. I've sold that same car myself. Yes, sir. For 100 grand several times in the past six months. So we're a little off when I'm seeing this 375 number. Here's what happened. Everybody that bought the Dodge Demons and were holding them, then Dodge screwed you over, and they made a new demon. And they weren't supposed to. They promised everybody. This was a one production run. We're not ever going to do it again. And then they come out seven years later, and they do it again. And so then the new one comes out, and it's better. And then everybody's trading in the old ones on the new one. So it drove down the price of the old one. Yes, sir. So it screwed everything up. I think you're 100 grand off what you want for him. Oh, wow. Yeah. You're. You're. Did they. Mary, did they legalize marijuana in Maryland yet? Yes, sir. You got a hold of some good stuff. Okay, Scott, a 14 Corvette Z51.3LT. 36,000 miles says you want 45 grand for it. Dealer offered you 30,000 in December. Yeah. And then they came back with like 32. And I'm like, no, okay. So I paid way too much for it because I wanted it so bad. It happens. It happens. It's not. It's not just you, but we're back to a normal level. We're used cars are used cars. Covid has come and gone, and they're hitting you. Right. I'll pay more than that. But it. I mean, if you don't take it, I don't want to waste your time and everybody listening. Right. Right. What we really take. You've been hit 30. You've been hit 32. I don't think you deserve any more offers. I think you need to say, here's what I'll really take. If you'll buy it right now. And, you know, the money's low 30s. So what we really take. I want 40. I want at least come. Come away clean with. With 10 in my pocket, you won't have. Won't happen. Okay. That cannot happen. But I will beat that other bid by several thousand dollars. The second bid you got. I'm not telling you 35. I'm thinking 35. I'm thinking 35. But. But you're too much of a hard ass to take it, so I don't know why we're talking about it. Yeah, I don't know. Let me think about that one. All right. Go to. Give me the vin.com if you want to sell it. My name is John Claywolf by cars and radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com. be right back. The John Clay Wolf Show. Oh, well, he's very popular. The sportos and motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads, they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude. John Clay Wolf, instead of buying a scratch off ticket, just say to the clerk, excuse me, will you throw this dollar away for me? And before you say, but wait a minute, what if it's my lucky day? You're in a 7 11, shoeless, buying a microwave burrito with pocket change. Yes, by all means, let's not break your lucky streak. We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show. Thanks for making U.S. number one call, John. Toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio. Go to jcwshow.com for the fastest growing podcast in the U.S. the John Clay Wolf Show. America's number one Saturday morning show. Damn, it feels good to say that. So, Turley, do not say the man's name because I don't want any liable. But Squirrel, our old mechanic, is in the chat room on our YouTube stream@jcwshow.com saying if he would have not let me go, I would have finished that Trans Am. The fire chicken. Correct. And so we put a vote, a poll up there too, to see if that is true, that Squirrel messed up the fire chicken or not. Overwhelmingly, yes, he's messed it up. Right. I could tell you how he messed it up, specifically when he ordered the parts. He just ordered everything in the catalog and he didn't take the time to have the knowledge to know what to do. He got into this project. We did what everybody does. I'm getting car geeky. But they want to restore a car, right? I've never done a full frame off myself and we did one. It's been almost two years and the car is probably 80% finished. It's 80%? Yeah. Damn. Okay. Yeah, that's a lot farther than I thought. Yeah, you should see what's under the hood. If we had a hood, what would be under the hood? No, it's really exceptional. We do have a hood and it's leaning against the thing and it's painted. But anyway, I've got to finish this fire chicken. So I think. And we were talking, I was talking to Brandon, our video man. We're going to put a contest out on our Instagram, Facebook stuff and like have a contest who can finish the fire chicken and what let them bid on what they will charge to come in here and do it like sprint style, like Thursday through Sunday. They can stay out on the ranch and bring their team. They'll get publicity and finish this damn project because it's not that far gone. But before we do that, they've got to come set up, and we got to get a parts list and any into a parts inventory, make sure we have everything we need so they can go into speed mode and do this in four days. And I know it can be done with. With really good guys. They seem to tell me what they're gonna charge. That's not. Squirrel cannot do it. Squirrel is not invited to this. He wants to come back. No, no, no. Here's the bottom line. Squirrel came on at $50 an hour, and we were using him at $50 an hour for about five minutes. For about five minutes because he overstated his value. And then I moved him to $25 an hour, and I kept him. And he was just. He was such a nice guy. Guy. So nice. Right. So it's hard to be mean to a nice guy. But he couldn't get anything really done finished on this. He was way out over his skis. So when we fired him for like the third time, and he was always threatening to quit, it was really a bad relate. It was toxic. There's a toxic relationship, and he's sitting at home doing nothing for months. And he lives out here. He's on the chat room. And I told Ken, I said, you know, hire squirrel back at $20 an hour. That's what he's worth. And we'll bring him back at $20 an hour because he's slow and he. At least he'll be chipping at it, right? Sure. And he wants 25. And I told Ken, you know what, pay him 22.50. So we've been stuck between 25 and 22.50 an hour for about four months. And Squirrel, if you're listening, I'm so. I want you back so bad because I have so much faith in your ability to finish this that I'm not willing to give $2 and 50 cents more an hour to get you here. If that tells you anything. I love you. I think you're a nice person. But you're a twenty dollar an hour hand. That's what you are. So now the 2250 is retracted. We are back. We are back at 20. Going back. We are back at 20. Okay, that's it. I get it. I mean, he's a hand. He's not a pro. He is not what he advertised himself to be. He's not a car Builder. He's a. He's a good engine man. He's a good diag man. He's a lot of good things. But this is way, way, way more than his ability. He's got me so buried in this thing. I think he ordered $40,000 in parts. Oh, Jesus. Oh. Oh, wow. Wow. Yeah. And we didn't even catalog them properly. They're just, they're. I mean, it's. They're just laying out there. Oh, yeah. Have you seen it? No. Oh, it's just on shelves. Just parts everywhere. When he took it apart, he didn't catalog the pieces properly in the screws. So anyway, that's where we're at. Yeah, we do want someone to finish the fire chicken. And we will pay. And I'm gonna do one bid. We're gonna do a video of this thing and show you where it's at. We're gonna put it on the Internet and we're gonna let guys bid and come out here and tell us what they'll charge us. But it's four days. We're gonna do it in four days. That sounds fun. They can do it. And in. Lars, since my father in law left the country, since Trump said he was gonna deport everybody. That's not why he left. That's exactly why he left. Did he really? He won't admit it, but that's exactly. So we. Lars has a house up here that we bought and we remodeled. I paid my father in law to remodel his own home. I got him a car, I got him a truck and a trailer, and we built a paint shop in a spray booth and a body shop behind it. And he was gonna live the rest of his life out here. And then Trump got into office and all this deportation stuff started and he wasn't legal. And he. I thought he was a Trumper, Lars. He, he is. He had the flag and everything, but he was also just trying to get in. He. I told him, here's what really happened. The guys in the shop like, hey, man, I don't know if I like Lars. Like, why not? He's, you know, he's, he's socialist and he's cussing Trump and he's this and that. I'm like, hey, dude, if you're gonna fit in out here, I don't care what your real belief is, just get along and don't be smashing on Trump, because in this area, it's going to cause problems and everybody's going to hate you and they're going to hate me and it's going to make it hard to get things done. So Trump's, I mean, Lars, a smart guy, he throws a Trump flag up on his flagpole. Yeah, yeah. And he actually was convincing me that he was kind of getting into it. But then the deportion, the deportation stuff started. Ice. Ice, baby. We'd already gotten a lawyer and started the case. And I paid. I've got a lot of money invested in my father in law that's no longer here. Right, right. So he's gone now. He could have helped finish the fire chicken. I had a lot of plans for Lars. I miss Lars. So how many people have tried to work on the fire chicken now? A lot. Yeah. And Keith, you know, he. He. And then people are, you know, and everyone that starts on someone else's project immediately tells you what the other guys did wrong. Oh, yeah. And then that guy, when he leaves, the next guy tells you what that guy did wrong. So I just want somebody to come assess what we have, tell us what parts we need to order, and we'll get everything set. Give us a number. 40. What's it. How many hours is four days? It's not 72 anyway. Four days. 32. Four days at eight. Four. Only eight hours a day. Okay. No, no, no. We're going to work nights. We're going to run. We're going to video this. We're fun with it. Four days. We're gonna do like Rollins does with gas monking when he does these could be 96 hours if you didn't sleep. If they have a team, you could just do on and off. Their painters, man, they can live off that fume. What have you got? What do we got? You better do Florida news. Airplane news. What do you want to do? From North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D. ryan. If you're gonna steal a car, steal a police car. A Morgan county man in custody after stealing a cop car. Then the cop car wasn't good enough. He had to carjack a woman in an suv. Of course you would. Armando Lopez first caught the attention of authorities when deputies responded to what they thought was a domestic violence call playing grand theft auto. Here he is, cut number 17. This all started when deputies say the driver, identified as Armando Lopez, was wanted for trying to kill his ex at her home earlier in the day. 91 1. What's the address of your emergency? Sergeant James Hager arrives in minutes, finding the woman badly injured. But according to the affidavit, Lopez continues his tirade on the sergeant, then stealing that patrol car. He's got my rifle in the car. He just stole my patrol car. He tried to take my gun from my holster. Dash cam video shows him driving erratically through a Key Largo neighborhood before pulling over the unsuspecting driver of this red suv, who likely thinks he's a cop at first and carjacking her. Monroe county deputies hot on his tail before it crashes upside down. Show me it. Shove your heads. Fuck. All right. He thought he was playing gta. Yeah, right. That's all. So I can do this and then do that and then flip the car. This is mine. Nobody will ever get hurt. Hey, a 19 year old woman in Florida got pulled over recently. That has happened. You've seen this on cops though. A hundred times. Cop walks up to the door, car speeds away. All right? An hour later, the person behind the wheel called the cops on 911 2. Taunt them. He said he driven for the past four, about four cops and nobody stopped him. How come? He thought they had the license plate. Cops did not have the license plate. What they did have was the phone call and that helped to get him arrested. Cut eight. I want to know. So like, I, I like ran from a cop like 30 minutes to an hour ago. I was the guy who's over there off of Kingsley State. Like what do we pay you guys for? Like I've driven past four cops. What do you mean you ran from a cop? I mean he turned his lights on me and got behind me and as he was walking up to my door, I did a donut around him and left. Okay, so you want to now see the officer or what? What is your question? My question is I'm assuming he put an APB outer that has someone looking for my car, but like he definitely got the plate number. I passed like four cops just driving around like. What are you guys doing? Well, we're working on mini calls, sir. Oh my God. What are you guys. So what are you doing? How come you're not stopping me? Am I not important enough? It's Florida for you. Florida news. Sam In Maryland, a 19 Colorado Z71 diesel with 73,000 mile four wheel drive. You want 23 and a half. The dealer offered you 20. What color is it? Black. Average, rough or clean? Excuse me? Average, rough or clean condition. It's clean. I'll give 21 grand. I won't give 23, but I am a thousand better than what you've been offered. I appreciate the offer. I think I'M gonna try my luck selling it on the side of the road. I just think it's so nice that 21's not quite where I want to be. Well, I can tell you this. Like, the average auction price on this particular car, and I've got a lot of comps here in front of me is 19. 350 with 70,000 miles. And here's a 50,000. Here's a 50,000 mile one. Not. Not a 70,000 mile one. That sold last week for 21. Three. And here is a 70,000 mile one. And I didn't see where it was. That sold for 20,001. And here is. You know, I mean, we're. You want retail? I'm trying to buy it wholesale. But you've got to get somebody to finance on the 2019. The people that are buying that truck aren't going to write you a check. They got to go to a bank. Da da da da da. I can explain all that, but I'll give 21. I might give 21 and a half. I'm calling behalf of my son. I need to ask him before. Just go to givemetheven.com and load it up in the. If y'all want to do 21 and a half, we'll buy it. Okay. All right, thanks. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. My name is john clay wolf of buy cars on the radio for america's best car buyer. Givemethevin.com Yo. We're back to the john clay wolf show taking over your radio every Saturday morning. Hit em up. 800, 800 radio. This is the John clay wolf show. Chad, I see your note here. You say you'll get The Firebird, the Z28, done. Trans Am done for 15 grand in four days. You have a shop in burleson. I don't want to do it at your shop in burleson. I want to do it in my shop. I want you guys to come out here and live on the ranch and finish it with all of our tools and our paint booth and all of our stuff. Oh, gosh. Yep. It's gonna be. We're gonna make fun of this. We're gonna have a. This is gonna turn into entertainment. And we're getting. You know, rollins is a good buddy of mine and Josh, Paris and those guys and coy and. And they do these speed builds, right? And on gas monkey. And the key to it is to have everything ready to go, have all the parts and all the products and all the paints ready so you don't have to wait on anything. Right. And when you do line it up like that, you can go assembly line style and make a plan and knock it out. And that's what I want to do. Okay, I like that idea. Okay, let me re reconfigure. But what you need from me is we were. What we are going to get immediately is a proper video, and we're going to put it on the Internet of where the car's at, what we have. And so you can really understand, I think, that you're going to have even more confidence that you can finish it in four days once you see where the car's at. But I'm going to let people bid, and we're going to. We're going to take the top three bids because this is going to give a lot of publicity to your shop, too. And true. The top. We're going to do the top three bids. I'll probably get the gas monkey guys to come over here and tell us all the things we're doing wrong. And. And then we're going to look at the most because I talked to Rollins about this last week. He said the problem with this is a lot of people will say they can do things and they won't be able to do it. So we need to take the top three bids and interview them and then make a selection of the person that we trust enough. And it might not be the lowest bid. Right, Right. So that's what we're gonna do. But I appreciate you calling. Okay. I like it. So when are you gonna put the bids out, and how are you gonna do it? I'm going to just stay. Join our Instagram, John, Clay Wolf, Instagram. And we'll be pushing it out. Everything. Will announce it all in reels and videos soon, Very soon. My guys don't know that I'm doing this, so I got to tell them what we're doing. And I've got to get Brandon to video all the stuff and quick. I'm ready to get the job done. I'm taking this one on full tilt. We're gonna finish this damn car, and then we're gonna sell it, and we're going to see if we were right or wrong. Speaking of, I've got the third oldest Corvette in the world. It's in the museum in downtown Walnut Springs. And I have George Jones's possum truck, that was actually his truck. And I'm going to take those two cars that are in the museum and we're going to sell them on. Bring a trailer and the auction is going to end in the afternoon during the car show rally, April 19, so people can come look at it and kind of be a part of the auction of watching. It'll be fun. I'm getting smarter. Yeah, I'm getting smarter. Learning. I'm trying. Yeah. Okay, now it's time for plane talk with your captain. J.D. i'm sure everybody's seen the big news this week. Delta Airlines flight out of Minneapolis, it landed in Toronto. Sort of. Well, it flipped over miraculously, actually. We should sell the Trans Am that day, too. That'd be perfect. Yeah. Now we've got a stopwatch against us. Yeah. Okay, go ahead. No problem. The plane flipped over. 18 people injured. Nobody was killed in this thing. It's amazing. Somebody happened to be sitting at the end of the Runway in another jet and took video of the thing crashing. And here's some cop. Tower, excuse me. Tower Talk at number 1.1. Clear to land. 23 Endeavor 48, 19, we're going to wing him. Okay, no problem. Are you able to go to 2000? We can give it a try for the weather left. I want to. This airplane just crashed. Two three, one minute back. I got no traffic here, so just let me know what you'd like to do. We just had a crash on Runway 23 here. Yeah, we've got it. The aircraft starts upside down and burning. What I like about what I'm hearing from these guys is they are not panicking. They're composed. Yeah. Yeah. Of course. Inside they're screaming, right? Yeah. But they're staying on point and being. I mean, we've got. They've still got a job to do. They got planes in the sky. They've got an airplane upside down in front of them at the bottom of their tower and on fire. On fire. And listen to their demeanor. What the hell happened? That's pro. Have they figured out, like, how that. How that happened? They haven't officially come out with any kind of a report, and they won't for months, maybe longer. But. But from what I saw, and John can probably back this up, she. She. She was flying the aircraft. But was she. Because she was in the right seat. She was in the right seat. So she. Because not the first officer. She was not the cat. She was the second. Yeah, she was first officer. Right. She was. She was not the pilot in command. She was not the pic. She was the sic. She was flying because he's on the radio. She's flying. How do you know they are. That's standard. No, it's not. Yes. Whoever uses the radio in air traffic in airlines. Yes. Okay. I think. I think JD Just doesn't want a female flying. No, that's not it. That's what I'm reading. Was it a female that was flying the Blackhawk helicopter that crashed? That is correct. Yes, that is correct. Okay. This is setting. Gigi. This is setting women's rights back to the 50s. I'm listening. I don't know. I mean, after this is over, are you guys going to be able allowed to vote? We're gonna have to take our shoes off and get in the kitchen where we belong. As you. Come on. I mean, this is. This is bad. Do you think it's just coincidental? So you got. You've got two female pilots that have caused two of the major accidents in the past 30 days. Allegedly. That's not good. I really want to know if she was landing because he's assuming she's landing. I understand protocol. Hey, and if you're a pilot, you can call in and tell me that what JD Is saying is absolutely true. There's no question. If he was calling the radio call. She was. She had the stick. But what caused it? Did they? Did they. Here's what happened. She slammed the end, dude. Jammed the landing gear through. She. She didn't. What? Through the wing? Huh? She was. It was a right crosswind, so the right wing was down a little bit. So the right gear hit first, and she jammed it up through the wing. Oh, dude. She didn't. And then the wing did not fly. Flare. Flare. There's no. There was no flare. Just like office space or that. Calm down. Yeah, there was no flare, no bits of flare. She slammed it into the ground and did not flare. It almost looked like it was a flapless, slatless landing, like it was an emergency. Coming in that hard. Something's up. Yeah, they've shown that the flaps were down, but she just. Down. Yep. She didn't flare. How do you not flare? You just. People have said snow. Blind people have said. You just. How did the guy in the left seat not grab the stick and flare? Flare. Because it happens so quick. Ah, dude, I've been there a lot. I know you have. You're What? We'll be back. I've got to discuss this some more. 800, 800. Seven, two, three, four. 800, 800. Seven, 2, 3, 4. Honey, when we go to dinner tonight, I'm gonna drive. Be right back home. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com hit him up now. 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf. Hey, Suzanne and Tim, go to gmtvcc.com or just go to givemetheven.com load this Studebaker in there. I need to look at it. We. Okay, we will do that. We've tried that a couple of times and never been able to get it to go through. But we didn't know if y'all were having a problem with the website. No, we get thousands of fills a day, so. Okay, that's weird. Do you think it's the photo loading attachment that's screwing it up? Maybe. I'm not sure. But you know, we can certainly try do this, do it without photos and get the contact and then add the photos. Let's try that. Thank you. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Mike in Florida, we were talking about the copilot. So are you. Tell me your credentials real quick. Well, I'm a commercial pilot with maybe about 18,000 hours of lifetime or more. Okay, so you're saying so in the commercial world, which obviously I'm not a commercial pilot, I've got 2,000 hours as a private. But. Okay, so. So it is policy for the radio man to not be flying. Yes, like I said, it's the SOP or standard operating procedure is that the pilot flying just flies and the non flying pilot does the radio and anything else like checklists or whatever. Okay. Hey, pre K, I see Rollins on there. Will you tell him to call us back at, at 10:30 because I want to talk to him, but I've got Joe Exotic on hold right now and I've got this thing going. So ask Richard to call us back at 10:30 about this fire Chicken. So I have landed in crosswinds, you have landed in crosswinds, you've landed. And that was a snowy crosswind. It was an extreme moment. Right. And you're the, you're the left seat, you're the pilot in command and you've got a gal on your right that's landing. Why would you have her land, first of all? Well, that's, that's also a good question. That situation, that's a pucker factor. You. The captain will land, right? So that's a terrible call on his behalf. Let her call the damn Raiders. This is, I mean, this is one of the most strenuous, the top 10% of the most strenuous landings that, that those two guys have ever been in, right? And you're sitting there landing in that situation. And if you are. And you've been there plenty of times. What are you doing in that moment? I mean, obviously you're going through your checklist, you're making sure everything's set. You're looking at your descent rate, you're looking at all the stuff, the gear, the bat, but ba, ba, ba. And you are so dialed in on that moment and staring at your gauges and your environment and making sure everything is perfect. Would you not have grabbed that stick and flared that son of a yourself even if you weren't the left seater? Yes, you have to. You have a responsibility as a captain. You're, you're the ultimate responsibility. So even though the other person's not the captain and they're flying and they're going to screw it up, you're supposed to save it verbally, you're supposed to tell them to save it or do something about it. And then if they don't, then you're supposed to interact or intervene. I'd say he'd had two seconds. Wait, let's think about it. I've watched the video. You've watched the video. How many seconds should. Before they hit, should they been flaring? About two now? About one. It's, it's very last second thing. Well, the, the thing is that from what I could see that angle they were, they're rate of decent was, was much more than normal. Right. So that's a, that's an automatic go around. In the first place, you wouldn't even try to land. You would say you're excessive, you know. Right. You have, you should go around and the airplane should have been screaming glide slope, glide slope or, or sync rate. Yeah, we don't know yet. So it's all speculation. And I have to clarify that first that we're all speculating on what, what happened. But we can all may have theories, I suppose. So what is your theory? Because mine is some type of mechanical failure is so it's so outrageous that I can't believe that two qualified humans let that happen. Yeah, yeah. My theory basically, like I said, I mean they were coming in fast for whatever reason because it was windy. So sometimes you have to add, you have to add like at least 15 knots to your approach speed to, for that crosswind, especially in gusty conditions. And then they just let it slip away. They or she or whoever was flying. Because like I said, we're assuming that the, the pilot flying was not on the radio and, and they, it can, it can just, it can just slip away. But the other pilot, that's not flying should be providing a verbal feedback on what's going on. A. Your sync rate is too, too high or you're going too fast. Let's go around and try it again, or let's go to the alternate or what. You know, whatever it is that the pilot wants to do, because the captain should. Should take. Make that call. You know, is it too windy? You know, should I be flying? Should I. Should we go somewhere else? You know, it's all about safety in the end. I am amazed, absolutely amazed that no one died. And can you believe everybody walked away from that? That's unbelievable. Unbelievable. Cannot. Yeah, it is amazing. Thanks for calling in, Joe. Exotic. Straight out of Compton, straight out of prison, straight out of. Good morning. How's prison this week? It's. It's prison. It's prison. I don't think we're ever gonna have that party if somebody don't call Don Jr. Soon. Okay, I will. You know, you know, you know how to prevent a plane from. From doing that again? No. Put wheels on the top side, just in case. He's got jokes, everybody. So what is this the song that you released from prison? I wrote a song, but I didn't. I didn't. AI did the music. You got it, Turley. Yeah, here it is. I have dreams My entire is life and I will love you. Pretty crazy what you can do with a computer nowadays, huh? Yeah. That's amazing. Is that an AI voice? Yeah. Yeah. Wow. So when I wake up and see your face looking at me I will know that it's truly. This call is from a federal prison. Now that you are here. That sound standing man. You know President Trump is deporting him next Monday. Oh, that's about it. Your boy, that is. Is that. Is that official? Yeah, he leaves on the third. So Joe's fiance and his homosexual love affair with another Mexican prisoner. The guys getting deported out of prison. Yep. Yep. Isn't that crazy? You can do all kinds of crazy things and it. And it doesn't matter what you're in prison for, as long as you're illegal, they're gonna send you back to your home country. No prison or nothing. You don't think Mexico's putting him in prison? No, because he didn't over there. Yeah. So this is actually good for him, right? Yeah. Cause yeah, he's he Scott free has of the third. Do you think he's still gonna love you? I don't know. We'll find out. I think he's leaving you, Joe. I think that. I think a sad Song's coming. A sad song is coming. I. I have two good friends that are good friends with Don Jr. And in those relationships, you got to be careful not to overstep. So there will be. Instead of me asking them for the favor, it's just got to be the right setting, and. And I. The right setting will happen, and I will get it. I will get the message to him, or maybe I'll have an opportunity to talk to myself, but I just hadn't. I don't know. I mean, you know, if I just bring that out of nowhere. Hey, man, do you mind calling Don Jr. Like, dude, you know, we've got a lot. They do a lot of business with them that. It's just a big ask, but I do believe in patience, and I think the moment will arise. And I did bring it up to one of them the other day, and he was so drunk, he really wouldn't listen to me, but at least I got it in there. And I'll say, hey, remember that conversation we had? Which one? I'll remind him. And he was like, oh, yeah, I do remember that. When I ran back to the beer store and got you 12 more. Yeah. So I'm working on it. I sent off a letter to Alice Johnson. You know, the new pardon Kazar. I did not. Kazar or whatever they call it. Trump. Trump nominated her for being. His pardons are. Mm. You know, she spent 31 years in here. I think. I think she'll actually look at my case if I can just get it to her. All right. Oh, and I just thought of someone else that I know that is on his cabinet. Yeah. I'm gonna spend. I'm gonna spend the week writing a sad song for y'all. All right, well, I. We're all working on it. We want to have the party. We do. Halloween. I hear you. Well, thank you for calling, Joe. Keep your old chin up, buddy. Keep your chin up. Sorry you lost your girlfriend. Yeah, okay. Your Mexican girlfriend, man. That's amazing. That sucks. I didn't know that. Come get him out of prison to take him back to Mexico. Oh, that's wild. Well, they're just sitting there costing money. Yeah, they're all about that these days. Car call segment is coming up next. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7 2, 3, 4. Scott, Gary, Andrew, I see you there. Y'all stay on hold. We're gonna play a song. Remember, givemetheven.com also buys RVs, travel trailers, buses, and motorcycles. 800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4, 800, 800 radio. Give me a call during the break. Year, make, model, miles, average, rougher, clean. Pre K will answer your call. He'll get the information, he'll give it to me, I'll read it and I'll take your call and I'll bid you corn the air. Be right back. Now back to the John clay wolf show presented by givemethevent.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show. Gary an 08 Volvo C30R with 116 Carsworth 2500 to three grand. You want five? I'd like to get five for it but I get whatever I take because I don't drive it. I hear you. Go to giveme the vin.com. we're going to be 2500 to 3 grand depending on condition. Thank you. John in Alabama has no. 7 Silverado with good miles on it. 40,000 miles on a half ton. LT which engine is in it? Oh, good lord. Slap me and call me grandma. Well, there's a 4, there's a 4 8, a 5, 3 and a 6, 0. It's. I think it's a 5 8. Well, I'm the second owner. They didn't make that back in the day but that's fine. It's probably, it's probably 5, 3 vortex and you want 18 4. See that old body style market and that one's not old enough to be an obs. I think it's worth 12. I think it's worth 12. I love the miles by the way. I love the miles. I think they're amazing. Oh, is it a two wheel drive? Yeah, I never, I, I'm sorry, is it a two wheel drive or four wheel drive? It's two wheel drive and it's got the bigger engine. I think it's got the. It's got a V8 in it and it goes down the road really well and pulls. I hear you. So you got it. You got a 20 year old truck with good miles. It's not old enough to be a classic so to speak, but it's a great rig. It's affordable. I think it's 12 grand. That's what I think. Go to give me the vin.com if you want to sell it. Scott, you have a motor out 06F150 with 150,000 miles on it. Yes, sir. Yeah. And you want to know what it's gonna need? The truck. The truck's in a real good shape. The interior Is gonna need. Gonna need some work. But it's. It's never been wrecked. Not scratched and beat up. I didn't give a 500 for the truck. And I figure I can get a motor put in it for about 54 year warranty unlimited miles. That's fine. Do that if you. Beauty is in the eye of the beer. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. There's nothing wrong with the truck. I hear what you're saying. If you put a motor in it that you know and trusted in the transmission on Fords are not the best in the world. So you probably. If you're really going to keep it. I'd do a motor and tranny or buy a wrecked one like for two grand. That's total. But the motor and the transmission drive lines fine. And do the swap. That's what I'd do. I wouldn't do any of that to tell you the truth. But it doesn't matter. It ain't gonna make no money, I can tell you that. But. But what? What. What's it worth to you to have $6,000 in a truck that you like that you can ride and drive for 10 years? It's worth a lot to you. Yeah. All right. Thanks. Andrew, real quick. How much time do I have? Mike? Am I out? Out. You've got a tank that's treaded. It's V8. It took 14 different Ford's powertrain out of a F100 big block chassis from the ground up. I need pictures of this thing. You've got a. You've got a tank. Okay. You've got a tank. Yep. Yeah, I sure do. I hand built it in the garage during COVID Were you angry and gonna do the Killdozer thing? Well, you know it's funny is because. Do you know the name of the guy who built the Killdozer? No. His name is Marvin Heemeyer and I just so happened to name the tank Marv. It's a mobile armor response vehicle. So yeah, it's definitely a one of a kind. It's kind of got a post apocalyptic World War II theme to it. Is five grand in the range of reality. No, no, no, no, no. Not even close. It's not gonna sell this thing. Right. And nobody wants it. Yeah. So they've got to own it cheap enough or they'll just buy it just because it's dumb and silly in a conversation piece. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well it's kind of. You know. There's the rip. The rip saw. Right. This is the rip off Saw. So how much is it? But yeah, Nah. Oh, I don't know. I wouldn't take less than 20 for it because it's just. It's an animal. It's one of a kind, you know, hand built. Covid built by Mars. Yeah, Covid built. I definitely. I look at things of, you know, if I buy this from you, I'm not keeping it. I will play with it. I'll make some videos with it for a YouTube channel. But I want to get out of it, and I've got to hit it at a price where I can get out of it. And my 5 is too low. I think your 20 is too high. If I offered you 10,000, would you sell me the Killdozer? Maybe. Maybe. I'd have to do a little thinking. And I got to do some thinking, too. We've all got to do some things. Good. I'm glad to know it's loaded into givemetheven.com it's loaded into givemetheven dot com. Turley, make sure those guys get that to me. I want to see them. This is going to be fun. All right, we'll be right back. 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JCW show.com or john claywolf.com you ever go to, like a retail place and you pay with cash and they pull out that counterfeit pin, start marking all your money, and then when they give you change, they give you back cash. I'm always like, let me hold on to that pin for a second, you know? Trust me. I don't trust you. You know what I mean? Yeah, I know. It's a one. You know, I mean, got to roll around out here with counterfeit ones. Give me the the John Show. America's largest weekend morning show. Call in 800-800-RODIO. Check out the podcast, vids, social, socials, all that stuff@jcwshow.com this is the John Clay Wolf show. Morning everybody. We're back. Richard Rollins, line one, Gas Monkey garage, are you there? What's up, man? I need your help. Okay, I don't ask for your help a lot. We do a lot of things, but I never say I need your help. I need your help. I have a trans AM 79 that we bought from a guy and we did a frame off with it and it stalled out. Can you believe this? The project has stalled out and we've had it for 18 months and we can't get it finished. I think we're 8, 80% done. And I need to make, you know, you know, I've talked about doing contests and this and that. I was thinking follow your, follow your blueprint, come out here, assess the car, get all of the parts in house ready to go. The right paint, everything. It's already been painted, but I think it needs to be repainted and do four days and have the, have a team come out here and live at the ranch and do four days and finish it and video it. I'm not asking you to do this. I'm asking you. I'd love if you want to do it. You charge too much. But, but, but if, if, how, how do we structure a contest? Do I, do I take videos of the car, show where it's at, put it out on social and like take bids from different teams? Well, I mean, you might even gamified a little bit more and maybe take volunteers and they can maybe earn a spot on your team there. That might be pretty cool. Okay, that's, I'm, you know, they come out, they volunteer. I mean, that's how overhauling used to work back with Chip Foose on tv. Each week was a different set of guys that volunteered to come and help and be on there. And I was on that show like four or five times just trying to get my name out there. So maybe somebody's, you know, needs a good job or wants to be a part of what you're building out there and take some volunteers and stick them to work and I mean, you got plenty of places for them to crash. But if it's four day build, they're going to sleep on the floor anyways. Okay. Like when you did, you took An OBS short bed truck. And y'all built it. And how much time from start to finish that five days? Yeah, we. We drove it into the shop on Monday morning at around 7am and we drove it out on Friday afternoon around 5. And was it literally a 24 all the way down to the. Was it 24 all the way down to the frame? All the way back up. Everything upgraded, new motor, new trans, new rear ends, you know, everything. Paint, interior, stereo, you name it. So my fear is like, everybody would quit me if I did something like that. If I made them do that. Well, if you got all the stuff, it's actually kind of fun. It's just staying motivated and getting going. And that was the trick to the OBS truck. We had double, triple checked that. We had everything we needed. Are you going to do you. We've kicked it around. Are you. Are you going to do another stunt job like that? Yeah, we're planning out a possibility of a 71 Mustang Mach 1 with a Godzilla swap and just total bananas build and try to go for five days again. Is there a time like, is there four days, like where all your guys aren't doing something and I can borrow them from it? No, it's just we have to carve it out of the calendar and go, here it goes. This is the week we picked. Right. Let's go. We could, you know, the car show is April 19th. We have another big one. Pat Green is playing that night. And I think this one's gonna be bigger than the last one you and I did. And I. I've got the third oldest Corvette in the world. I think I've told you about that one. And I've got George Jones's personal truck, the Possum truck. And they're in the museum thing, the GMTV garage downtown. And I'm going to set up, bring a trailer auctions on both of them to finish in the middle of the car show. Super cool. Yeah. So people can come out and see them and have the TVs on. They can watch the whole thing finish. You know what would be fun is to put another timer on this is to have this Trans Am be in that bunch also. And then we could tie all the media and the push of finishing the Trans Am into selling the Trans Am. Yeah, you got plenty of time to do that. And if you record it, you know, all the work on the Transit M and the team finishing it and everything, that's definitely good publicity to have out there on your YouTube prior to listing it on. Bring a Trailer. Right. Okay. And if you do it during the. During the party, you know, people got their cell phones in their hand, they can sit there and bid standing next to the car. Right, Exactly. That's what I was thinking, because you did a. You did a. You. You did a bring a trailer auction of all of your stuff, and you had them finish, like, maybe had 18 cars, could just call it 20 cars. And you batted them all at once. And then you ran a YouTube stream where you were sitting there narrating the ending of these auctions and talking about the cars and answering questions. Right? Yeah, we ran it all at no Reserve, and all in one day, and they ended just one after another. And how. How long did the broadcast go? It was about three hours. Okay. Because, you know, they had to space them out a little bit so that I could talk about them. Right. But it probably was like calling a football game, wouldn't it? I mean, at the end there, it was just like being the auctioneer, but I wasn't the actual auctioneer. The auction was the auctioneer, and I was just the commentator. Gotcha. It was cool. And we're gonna do it again. As a matter of fact, I just got off the phone with them. This week. We're fixing to do another 20, 25. Okay. Vehicles. Did you see the pictures of the cars in the snow yesterday that we sent the guy out to inspect you and I did. I did. That was crazy. All that stuff sitting outside. What? I mean, I mean, gazillions of dollars of cars under covers in the dirt and snow, but when you pull the covers off, they were good. And this guy's got money. I'm surprised he didn't just build a building. Well, did you make it out there? Because, you know, I couldn't go. I did not. I sent Garrett to snuff it and take some photos, but, you know, I. We're going to try to get a group of them bought from him, and then if that's real, then you and I will jump on and go out there, I'll fly, and then you can take Delta and we'll meet like we always do. No, I hope it's a good lead. I mean, I. It came in through the. The gas monkey buys. Plug, plug, plug. Right there. Right, right. So with all these airplanes crashing, like, if we go out there, are you going to take commercial? Probably, yeah. So. So once I'm gonna fly out there in mine, and you're gonna meet me out there on an American. Absolutely. So you have sworn this off for life. I mean, Is this like, you will not fly in my airplane? Is this. Is this it is. It is not my decision. The wife has laid down the law. Okay. Wants me to die on a much bigger plane with a whole lot of people. All right. Well, it sure would be a lot faster and quicker and more convenient for all of us if we could just jump on and go. But if you want to make it difficult, that's your prerogative. I get it. You can go out there day before and get a hotel. Oh, my God. You know, I've got. I've got some news I can actually release to all your listeners out there. Okay. I haven't said anything about it yet, but we're firing up the old PR machine and fixing to get it rolling. Okay. So Gas Monkey Ice House will officially be opening at the end of March. And got a 18,000 square foot facility up in Grandscape where Nebraska Furniture, Martin Shields and all that is. And it is going to be a massive party and a good time for everyone, not just locals, but as the tourism comes through, you know, we're in the number one tourism spot in the Dallas Fort Worth area. It's going to be pretty crazy. So I'm real excited. Gas Monkey Ice House, what is the end of March Is that 19th, 22nd, 28th, do we know? 28, 29, 30, 30 30th is actually my birthday. That's what we're aiming to be open that weekend. Okay. And it's gonna be a pretty, pretty rowdy party for the beginning there, but it's gonna be a badass spot for. If anyone ever went to my old spot over here on Northwest highway, they know how we like to have a good time. And I'll tell you something that he might not want to tell you. The old spot he did with guys that he did kind of a revenue thing at that time. He was the face of it. He. He had tons of the. In, you know, the interior and what was going on. But that deal didn't work out. Right. Because it wasn't Richard's place this time. It is. Richard's place is. Am I saying that right? Well, we were successful at the northwest highway. It didn't work out because, well, none of the money ever flowed back to Richard. Right. The Royals didn't want to pay the royalty. Yeah. So. But it had a good eight year successful run. And, you know, it was. I was an owner, a part owner of it and was the face of it. I just. I received very, very, very little for a restaurant that did $130 million in eight years. Right. I received a. I don't even think I got a couple hundred grand out of it when it was all said and done. But this time, this is. Is your baby. I mean, you have an operating partner, but this is your baby. This is you. Yeah. And. And yep, as a matter of fact, you know, there at the shop, we just marked off a whole area, and I'm designing a lot of the furniture and things like that that are going into the restaurant and designing the restaurant. We're going, you know, I'm there once a week or once a day now almost, and it's going to be really bitching. For those of y'all unfamiliar with what he's talking about, it's the old lsa Bo burger. Is that what it was called? Yes. Big place. Huge place. I mean, this is a large undertaking. I'm excited about it. It's going to be cool. Yeah. And we're going to bring back. Hopefully bring back the big cars and coffee that used to be up there and what have you. The, the big thing about that is the. The development wants the cars and coffee, but you got the idiots out there. We'll say Mustang drivers that like to go fast and hit curbs and do stupid things. And so we've got to find a way to stop the stupidity. And I'm working with the city of the Colony to pass a law that says if you're stupid, you lose your car. So I. I think that one or two burnouts and those guys, their car is gone, like confiscated and sold, and it'll stop the stupidity pretty quick. That would do it. Is that legal? Can you think? I mean, can they pass a law that. That actually holds up? Yeah, because it's a very highly traffic tourism spot. So it could be more of a. This designated area is. This law is in place. They could probably get a good lawyer and get their car back. But it's going to cost him 10,000 in legal. Who knows? Oh, yeah, I don't think so. It's going to be painful enough that you don't need to be doing burnouts over there. Whatever y'all come up with. Well, we just, you know, I think we just tar and feather beat the hell out of. Especially the Mustang drivers. All right, we gotta go to break, man. Thank you for calling, and I'm so glad that you volunteered to come out here and do the four day build on the. On the Trans Am. You shouldn't have, Richard. I mean, you just. The gifts just keep giving. Yeah, well, you know, you let me come on the radio and talk about gas monkeybuys.com and you know where I'm. You know, just go there and I'll buy your cars like John will. Okay. Thank you, man. I'll talk to you soon. Bye. 800, 800 is Richard Rollins Gas Monkey Garage. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We'll be right back. Oh, yeah, we're back. Back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by. Give me the. The vin.com guy that called in with the tank. We've got the photos of it. Will you throw them up, Kyle? It's on the stream@jcwshow.com. so JD there's your question. You asked if this thing is real tank. A real tank. That's a real. Oh, look, he's got tires in the middle. I was gonna say. Is that Ford Ranger tires? I offered him 5,000 for it. It's functioning. I mean besides the gun. Yeah, and he wants 20, but he said he'd probably take 10 if this thing. If we sold this thing. What did he say? What did we get for. Huh? What was the motor? He said there was some. But it's all this and that and it's. He took car parts and Ford parts and. Where do you get it? It's actually pretty cool. Where do you get a track though? I think I'm gonna give. I think I'm gonna. I'll give 10 grand delivered. It's in Tennessee. He's labeled that as the Ford tank, 1972 model. Yeah, I mean there's all kinds of stuff we can do with it. I'll have a lot of fun with it. Like car show, April 19th. Bomb the countryside. Okay, well, you got that. I don't think you can actually fire it. That weird story about the cannon this week was just the strangest ass thing I've ever seen in the news. Which you brought that to my attention. Two Colorado guys, 18 year old and a 19 year old facing charges of attempting. Attempting to introduce contraband into the penal institution after they attempted to launch. Are you ready for this? $200,000 worth of tobacco and meth into a federal prison using a cannon. They were almost immediately arrested. GG liked that one. Gun number two. There we go. Hey, now that looks like less than fair to me. All the kids were happy. Did you get yours today? I got mine yesterday. Where was this? How do you think you get away with this? Colorado. Sounds like Colorado. 18 and 19 year old. I bet they was doped up. They sound really happy. Yeah, that's just. That's great. That's so gratifying. Happy stories. Stupid. Dumb on every level. Shooting with what? You just lost a listener this week. Do we have that handy or do we even have one? We do. We have one. You just lost a listener and you used this word last week, John, when you were talking about the car show. Used the word for small people, for dwarves. And they're not happy about it. Yeah. John, this comes from Art Web in Louisiana. You've got one more time to say the M word on the air before you end up with 100 dwarves outside your house. That would be cool. Like little gnomes. Let's see here. I've got the Little People of America and the Human Growth foundation on speed dial if you really want to push it. Reminder, most of us are the perfect height to take out your kneecaps. Please keep, keep messing with the so called mob and you might just come up short. Art Web, I need their contact. Right. For real? No. My wife made the mistake of buying furniture online from China. And a desk. So the desk comes in, puts it together and it's four little people. I'm not kidding you. It's like. That's great. Oh, yeah. So I need a contact form because I need to put it up on offer up for little people or something like that. Perfect. Because I gotta. I can't use this web. If you're listening, contact Mike, Gigi's News Corner. Yes, Gigi, what have you got, darling? I have the Detroit rapper that filed a lawsuit against Lyft alleging that one of her. She alleged that one of her drivers canceled her ride due to her being weighty. Opposite of little people? Yeah, well, yeah, the exact opposite. £500 or something. Oh, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Oh, there's a picture of her. She's a big old girl. Yeah, well, wait a minute. Big girls need love too. But that you can't. We need to go places. We need to get rides. Yeah, but he had a small car and he didn't want to. Literally. You need to come along in an overhead crane to get into that business. Right. I mean, she got in. That's why my aunt would get in the garage into her Corvette. Would your aunt that large? No, she wasn't that large. She'd have to crawl out on the floor. So she would get in and out in the garage. Well, I've got to do that in Lamborghinis and stuff. Okay, so you call a big. You call it Uber X. You call a bigger vehicle if you're £500. Is that right? Is that a thing? Uber X. Yeah, Uber X. You call a bigger one, you pay for it. But this isn't a public. So what happened? Did she even try to get in the car? No, the guy would not let her in. He said no. I'm worried about my tires. You're not gonna ride. Really? Yes. He should be fired. He should not be fired. He should at least let her try. You have every right to. No. What else? Listen to how they sounded. Cut nine. Oh, cut nine. Okay. Yeah, cut nine. Yeah, I got more space. Mom, my car is small. I can fit in this car. I'm sorry. Which. What I'm gonna do about my money. I'm gonna cancel it. You're not going to be carrying. So you telling me I can't get in the lift because I can't fit in your car? Yeah, you need to order a bigger car. What make you think I can't fit in the car? And she just happens to be recording it more specific with you? I got very tired. Tired? What I got to do with your tires? Yeah, you have no space. How you know I don't have no space? Because I've been in this situation. So every big person you turned on because they can't fit in your car? Yeah, because they need to order the Uber xl. No, I don't never have to order Uber xl. Wow. I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry. We'll be back in a minute. I've already joined West Coast. We're. Yeah, we're been in west coast. Good morning, K.S. good morning, San Diego. Good morning, Phoenix. Good morning. There's more. Tucson. I'm missing something. Colorado. That's not West Coast. Anyway, we'll be right back. And if we're losing you in another time zone, since we're switching hours, go to jcwshow.com and you can click the video stream in audio and video. It's our YouTube link. It's a live stream and it's got cameras. We've got like 11 cameras in here in the studio. Be right back. When I'm going to the movies, I take up seven roles because I'm fat. Fat. I'm fat. Shimmery fat. You know I'm fat. Fat. You know it. And now the John Clay Wolf show celebrates Black History Month with our own Gigi Drummond. The John Clay Wolf show salutes Will Smith and DJ Jazzy Jeff, who won the first rap Grammy for their single Parents Just Don't Understand. And Will Richards, the first man to put something on his mama, I. E. Touch me again and we gonna fight. I put that on my mama. From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmethevin.com Call John toll free. Cheap Bastards 1-800-800radio. Want more of the John Clay Wolf Show? Check out the fastest growing podcast@jcwshow.com now. John Clay Wolf, Little Quentin Tarantino music. Isn't this a Quentin Tarantino? I mean, it was in one of his movies, the intro to Reservoir Dogs. It's about time for another QT movie to come out. He's great. Scrapped his last one. He was going to do something called the Critic and he wrote it and casted about half of it and said, no, I'm not gonna do that. I decided I don't like that movie. How many movies does he have left in his bag? Because he was set out to do X amount, he said he was going to do a total of 10. If you keep Kill Bill together as one film, Once Upon a time in Hollywood would have been nine, including Death Proof. Okay? So, you know, I don't know, he actually, the reason that he put the Critic on hold was because he wants to do a stage play or something. And he talks a lot the last year or so about how episodic TV is really where it's at now. And he may be right. And I would, if he did that, I would watch that. Ricky in Orange County, California, you've got a 01 Audi Q7. Is it a four cylinder, six cylinder, right? Well, there's a six cylinder hybrid cylinder. There's a six cylinder high Audi Q7 premium. Okay, because there's a four cylinder and then there's a six cylinder hybrid. It's not a hybrid. Okay, it's not a hybrid. All right, Carmax hits you at 32 grand, is that right? Yeah, that's the highest quote I got. Okay, I'll give 32 and a half. 32 and a half, huh? All right. Hey, I'm off Beach and beach and ball. I don't know where that is. Well, how far are you from Anaheim? Come pick it up. How far are you from Anaheim? No, I'm right next to Anaheim, actually. Okay. I've got an office in Anaheim. Run it over there Monday morning and get paid. All right? Get your ride back. Yeah, just go to give me the vin.com, load it up and tell them I said 32 and a half. Send the CarMax off because I can read their inspection and then. And we'll just do it. All right. Thank you. 800-800-7234. If you'd like to sell your car, go to givemetheven.com and if you want to make your wife, your office staff happy, go to Gordon Boswell Flowers. They are American, America's best florist around the corner or across the country. Gordon Blau, Gordon Boswell. You can find a link to gordon boswell@jcwshow.com They've been with us for, God, six, seven years and have heard nothing but rave reviews about their flowers. But mail from Jail. Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. John this week's Mail from Jail entry reads, Dear Mr. Wolf, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Chad Beverly. I'm currently incarcerated in the Texas State Prison system. I just turned 43 on December 11th. I was born in Dallas but moved to Houston when I was 11 or 12. Unfortunately, due to bad decisions about who I chose to be friends with and doing drugs as a teenager. At the age of 20, I was involved in a carjacking. He was involved in it, right? I was just thinking about that. He's a victim. I pled guilty and received 35 years in TDCJ. My first parole hearing was denied. My second one was granted. Anyway, since I've been in TDCJ for 23 years, my friends and family have either died or moved on. My mother was adopted, and when she died, her side of the family cut all contact with me. My daughter and my two grandchildren now live in St. Louis, Missouri. So now I come to why I'm riding you, John. I have nowhere to parole to. I have an IQ of 147 and have several skill sets which I believe would be beneficial to you as a businessman most of all. I have two reasons to become a productive member of society, providing for my daughter and grandchildren. I've been in prison for their entire lives. All I request is for an employment opportunity and an address to parole to until I can get my own residence and unite with my family. I hope to hear from you and thank you for your time and consideration. Respectfully, Chad Beverly. How old is he now? 100. Hughes unit, Gatesville, Texas. I'm just reading the letter, John. If y'all got mail from jail, just send it on down the line to us here at P.O. box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. 76147. How long has he been in the hole? Yeah, Johnny Cash. Come on, 35 years. Well, he was 20 and he's 43 now. Okay, so 23 years, 12 years to go. That's a pretty good bet on something like a carjacking. With 35 years, you think they'd hack off, you know, six or eight at least. I just love the fact that John, if you wanted to hire anybody. Yeah. You got a whole staff of prisoners, ex prisoners you can hire from. Ready to go. They're ready to go. Okay. Yeah. Well, go to givemetheven.com and apply and you talk to HR. I'm gonna guess he was doing something else when he carjacked. You don't get 35 years, dude. 35 years. Think about how different you are today than 35 years. Yeah, he's different now, but my point is he didn't just like a car. He was in the middle of a bank robbery or something else. It's pretty heavy. 35 years. Yeah. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What's next? Do we have time for a contest? Yeah. Okay. New movie is out called the Monkey. It's theaters this week. Bob oh is so excited. It's based on a short story from Stephen King and the fans are very. They say it's great. They say for a horror movie, we're called the Monkey. It is great. So to celebrate the release, Bobbo put together a montage of monkey songs and basically how you want to do this. How are they going to win to get people over to the stream? I figure we have a YouTube stream. You go to jcwshow.show.com and get to our live YouTube stream. Got a big club of people. I don't know how many people currently, but you know, 800 hundreds to a thousand hanging out in there. And if you can name the artist and title correctly of these six songs. Six songs. Six degrees of Monkey songs. Okay, then you'll be our winner. We'll keep an eye on the stream and see who wins this thing. There is. What are they worrying? And you don't have to call in. Oh, you'll get JCW show prize man. Yeah, we got T shirts, stickers, a photo of us. Good looking guys on the show. We need to redo that photo. We're older now. We definitely do. Yeah. And I'm here. That's right. Yeah. Cut. Eleven monkey around. We're too busy singing. Put anybody down. So there you go. Six songs. Not terribly difficult, but a lot of moving parts. And first one's right, wins it. And what all do they need to get? Because I was doing it as you were going. You just go to jcwshow.com. if you're not already on the screen answers, you need the the artist and the title. Artist and title? Yeah. Play it one more time. Yeah, cuz I that the third one was a. Here we go monkeys and people say we monkey. Third one's a hard one. I don't know it. I've heard it. I just can't think of it. I mean, Me and my monkey seems to be the name of the song. But who is it? I have no idea. You had that in your library at. Back in Vernon in the old days. And I thought I. It gave me some respect for you. I think I know who it is. Yeah. One more time. We'll stop at three. If you don't know who that is, then you are not gay. Wow. I'll give you a hint. It's on volume two of the wide album. Okay, well, that's pretty easy. Yeah, that's a big hint. That's a gift. God, it doesn't sound like them. Who's. Doesn't matter. Okay, so you guys put that in the stream and the first guy to get it. All right. Wins the stuff. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Do we have time for Jeopardy? No. Can we start it a minute. 10 cars next too. Now we got car. Oh, my watch is too fast. You crazy out your mind, fool? Cars next. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Year, make, model, miles, average. Rough or clean is what you need to give pre K so he can load you into the queue. And I'll snap bid these cars real quick. Behalf of America's best car buyer. Not gas monkey buys, but give me the givemethevin.com. you gotta love your buddy coming over and plugging his stuff that competes with you. That's when you know you're really close. Jesus Christ. Stealing your girlfriend. That's what brothers do. Okay, what else? Is there anything else before we cut to the music? More cars. More cars. You gotta bid some cars. You mean do one, right? Wait, like, how does that go, Johnny in El Paso? I do not know what a 71 Ford Torino station wagon manual with 250,000 miles is worth, but I see that you want 13,000 for it. What condition is it in? You're breaking up real bad. What condition is it in? It does. It does not run if it does all four tires on it, but it does not grind. Tell me about the paint in the interior. It's a total green paint. Good paint job, interior is good. The seat covers is good. Everything is good on the inside. When it. When you last time you heard it running, did you hear any motor knocking? No. Did you buy it running or buy it broken? Oh, I bought it brand new. Really? You've had this thing his whole life? I bought it in 1971 when I came from Germany, going in January of 1971. Have you ever repainted it? I've had it for 54 years. Have you ever repainted it? Have I ever repainted it? Yeah. Yes. Okay. The years I painted. Yeah. How many years ago was the last paint job? Oh, I'm going to say maybe 15 years ago. And where has it been sitting? Where has it been sitting for those 15 years? My house. Inside I would drive it and that it stopped running about six months ago. But, yeah, I always kept it in the garage all the time when I wasn't driving it. I don't know if 13 routine is going to work, but I damn sure I'm going to take the time to figure this out. I kind of like the stick aspect of it, which is weird. Okay. All right, I'm gonna have somebody call you. Thank you, Johnny. If you'd like to sell your car, call in right now during this break. And we're going to come back and do two minutes of fast bids on cars. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And if you don't want to call in, just go to our website at Give me the video VIN. Like VIN number. Give me the VIN.com and load it up. We buy several hundred cars a day, coast to coast. Be right back. And now it's putting family in perspective for me, you know, now that my kids are leaving, you have these kids, they say, go up the whole house and then before you know it, they're on their way out. I'm not sure it's worth it. I told my daughter before she left, just so you know, know I did all of this for you. And now you're gonna go. I should go. You could have it all. Just give me a backpack with a Van Halen CD and some weed and I'll go back to living the life I was living before I met you. Oh, yeah. We're back. Back to the John Clay show, Presented by GiveMeThe Vin.com Call in 800, 800 radio if it's more you crave. Check out jcwshow.com podcast, replays, Twitch socials, live stream, and check out the GMTV Garage YouTube channel. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Those women, those women Those women. So it's been cold outside, right? Like, real effing cold. Yeah. And we come back from. From dinner, the family. Remember the cat that we saved from the alley, the baby cat? And you know, it wound up living in the house. Then it gets Christmas presents. And it's crazy. That cat's crazy as hell. It's pretty, though. And you know, that goes hand in hand. It's so damn pretty and cute that you just put up with the crazy. So it's about four months old now. Everybody loves the damn cat. And we come home from dinner and it's, you know, 10 degrees outside or whatever, and nobody can find the cat. Oh, here we go. So they go on the search and rescue mission. I go to bed. You're so concerned. I love it. Yes. She might be in there. She wasn't in bed. I couldn't find her. In the bed you say, hey, here's some flashlights. At least they're handy. They know where the flashlights are. I don't know where the flashlights are. My wife's handy. The kids are handy. I go to bed, they get the flashlights out. I hear the door opening and shutting. I hear screaming and hollering. And they find the cat and it's up in a tree. So somebody left the door open. Cat gets out in the tree. And remember, it's cold outside. And it's not just up in the tree. It's 30, 35ft up in the tree. Oh. Oh, wow. I'm like, you know, she comes in, give me report on the cat, update the kids running in, the 11 year olds running in. I bet you can't. Okay, go get the pool net, extend the pole and the pool net and scoop the cat out. But it ain't 35 foot long. Go up, you know, here comes the ladder. I'm like, guys, it's icy outside. All from your bed. You're doing this, right? Yeah, I'm calling the shots from the bed. This is better than any episode of My Three Sons I ever saw. Ever, ever, ever, ever. So with or without Uncle Charlie, they get out there and they're trying to get the cat down. They can't get it with the deal. Everybody's in on this. And I'm just like, hey, man, you know, we're gonna call the fire department. Like, y'all do what you gotta do. So call the fire department. Fire department says the cat will come down when it's ready. They've dealt with this a lot. My wife's hardcore, right? So here comes the Long ladder. Here comes the longer ladder. I'm yelling. I don't know what y'all are doing, but everybody better be on. Hold that ladder and do not get on the top. It is not worth it. And this is from your bed, right? Yes. They've been out there for two hours. Come back and wake me up. I see little man. He's got a robe on on top of his clothes, and he's got mitts on like that. You pick up hot plates out of the oven and some ski goggles. Good. Safety minded. I mean, they're. They're. They're getting cold. They're starting to put towels and blankets on top of their. They're getting cold. Like, I looked at the weather, it said 12 degrees. Feels like negative three. Okay. All right. It went back to bed. So. So, so after four hours, they all give up. The cat gets down. And the next morning, like, how'd the cat get down? I got the damn cat wife. I'm like, you better not have done what I think you did, you hillbilly, feral, crazy ass woman. What'd you do? She climbed the tree. Didn't climb the tree. Get out of here. 30ft. Yes. I'm like, you know, and I just start into her. I was like, what if you'd have, you know. Yeah, what if you'd fallen? And she's like, I don't give you any hell about riding your motorcycles. You were in a wheelchair. Oh. Oh, yeah. Right. So, I mean, and then, like when I left the next morning, I looked at the ladder, the placement of the ladder. I'm like, well, then who was holding the ladder? You just leave me alone. Oh, my gosh. I'm like, you're crazy. Yeah. Yeah. That could have been real. One, one piece of suggestion I gave during the coaching from the bed. Nolan's Mr. All Pro Quarterback. Get a football and knock the damn cat out of the damn tree. That's a great idea. Y'all stand down there and. And catch him. Yes. Well, so this. We don't want to hurt him. Then get a nerf. We've been paying for quarterback lessons. The kids all district. Knock the damn cat out of the tree with a football. Y'all leave me alone. You know, it works for me and is in mine. Live inside and they don't go outside. Once in a while they get outside, they won't come back in. Can go outside with a hand, can opener, a can of tuna. They did it all, Bobbo. They did it all. They did sardines, they did tuna. They were Trying everything. As soon as the cat hears that, they come right out. Went up to the top of the ladder, set the tuna can in the tree so it would come down that crazy suspension bridge of a branch really, to get it. And I do think that it came just close enough, but I. You know, no one will ever know what really happened but her. But I have a feeling that she went to the top of the ladder, climbed up into the tree, and climbed up the branch far enough to get her hands on the damn cat. I can see her doing it in my mind, and that is a nice visual. That's insane. She. Oh, Gigi. What do you think? Wow. She's do or die, Turley. Dangerous. Yeah, that was dangerous. Sorry. And I love animals. The kitty gonna stay where she is. But the cat was gonna die sitting up there. Well, sorry about that. That's what I felt, so. But one thing she did say is I wasn't gonna declaw this damn cat. But now I am because we can't have this. Oh, no. Oh, look, you're ready for it to die. You're letting the cat die of exposure, Right? And now you don't want to take the claws out of the front. No. So it doesn't ruin all the furniture and then try to kill the whole family by being perched up in the top of a damn tree. No, you just get some cat don't scratch spray. Okay, but how do you keep it from climbing its ass up in the tree again that high? Close your door. Close your, Close your doors and windows. That's how you keep it. But that's her only defense. Or is it a boy cat or a girl cat? It's a girl cat. What the hell are they defending against? The kids? The coyotes? There's no. We're in the city. You know, the ones in your yard. This is not out in the ranch. This is. Damn house cat. It's got a tunnel and a carpet. I mean, it's got, you know, it's just exactly what I didn't want to happens happen. But what did you guys name it? I didn't want the cat to die, but I didn't want anybody else to die trying to save Alley. Yeah, that's true. Can you imagine the news report on that? No woman climbs tree to save cat dies, leaves three kids and a husband. I mean, that's, that's terrible. It was, it's, it's pretty. I, I don't know. I, I, I'm, I'm making claims of what I believe happened because she will not communicate with me about what actually happened. So I just. I'm just assuming the worst because she's mad at you because you stayed in. What the hell was I supposed to do? What was I supposed to do? I'm a paraplegic. You want me up on a ladder? I'm the one that keeps all y'all fed. You need me going down again over a freaking cat? I was getting my ass out of that bed. It was 30:06, baby. That's how I know I can get the cat out of the tree. Really? Junior, hold the light up. We done this before, Ra. We're doing it again. Get a paintball gun, knock the cat out of the tree. Not the cat out of the tree with a football. But don't do that. So great. That's that. I'm telling you that she's not happy because you didn't really help John. What's he gonna do? I understand. I'm. I'm just saying because I've been there before. Something's happening outside and there's nothing I can do. Nothing. You figure it out. Yeah, there's nothing I can do right now. It's not happening. I want. I was searching like Google searches of how to get cats out of the tree, and the tuna thing was one of them. The football was a great idea. Yeah. When mine hears that. That hand can opener click. He's like, when mine hears that downset hut. That bitch is gonna jump deep, snap it to me. Cave. And the 11 year old's deep, snapping to the 15 year old. He's dropping back three paces. He slips in the ice. He gets back up, bam. Cat's out of the tree. Yeah, see, that's what you could have done, John. You could have coached them. All right, here's what we're gonna do. Everybody hold on. All right? It's gonna be a post pass to the cat. All right, here we go. On three. Whatever you gotta do. If a cat falls 35ft, is it gonna break something? No, no, no. Cats. No. They land on their feet and they know exactly yes. No. The answer is no. They flare perfectly. If a woman falls 35ft, yes, that's bad. So ironic though, you guys. A week in the hospital. You guys spent the entire evening the way I spent my entire 20s, trying to rescue the pussy. We'll be back with that in just a minute right here on the John Clay Wolf Show. And now, the John Clay Wolf show celebrates Black History Month with our own G.G. drummond. The John Clay Wolfe show salutes Malcolm X, who was Assassinated in New York City while addressing his organization of Afro American unity. And Turnet Pitts, the first person to warp the time and space continuum by slapping somebody into next week. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by. Give me the vin.com column toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. That's funny. I'm gonna slap you in the next week. Boy, did you see that meme I sent all y'all? Gigi. Yes, I saw. I didn't know if you wanted to do that or not or if that was too much. Yeah, okay. Anyways, so how are you doing today? That's a no. Hey, y'all, get set up for Jeopardy. I'm gonna take Brent on line six real quick. Brent, 13 Jeep Grand Cherokee Summit. Five seven. Is it all wheel drive or two wheel drive? It's two wheel. Okay. I'm an 11 grand buyer. Okay. What do I need to do? I just go on to give me the VIN website, submit the photos and leave any kind of comments or anything. Hey, you just. The buyer will text you back and. And y'all, he'll ask you for your driver's license. Do you have a clear title or is there a payoff? No, it's clear, clean and clear. Title in my name. Take a picture of the front and the back of the title, and then take a picture of your deal. It matches the title. Take pictures of the cars. If there's any. You know, I didn't ask any questions, so if there's any damages, we'll have to back them up. And if it's not, then we're good. And we will get you paid. What? I mean, you can get paid today or you paid Monday. You choose. Okay. Yeah, it's. Other than the little rock chip on the hood, it's perfect. Good. We'll buy it. Thank you. All right. Jeopardy. Oh, boy. Must be time to test the intellect and pop culture IQ of our own John Clay Wolf show crew. There is John Clay right in front of me. G.G. drummond. Hello. Had Ty last week. You tie, you two. We don't get that very often. J.D. ryan is on my left. You know, occasionally DJ Pre K will participate in these events. Ready to hear your categories? Category one is. Careful with that machete, Eugene. Classic 80s slasher films. And category two, World's Best Babysitter. Classic children's TV shows. Ready to play Jeopardy. Okay, let's go. Here we go. Question one. In this original Friday the 13th movie, the killer was not Jason. It was this person. Ding, ding, ding. DJ Preque. I don't know the name, but it was Jason's mom. That's right. Mrs. Voorhees. Yeah. That's a win. He's on the board. Question 2. For early influence on slasher films, many point to this black and white thriller from 1960, directed by Alfred Hitchcock. What are the Birds? It's not the Birds. That is like. What? That's like a. Yeah, that's like a ghetto answer. That is a Hitchcock film, but that's not. What is. What are the Birds? An actual Hitchcock film. The Birds is a Hitchcock film, but that's not the answer. Okay, then I'm stupid. GG And I retract. I thought that. I thought it's. Go ahead, Pre. What is Psycho? That's correct. Okay. Oh, dang. Damn. Somebody's running away with this black raven or something in the Hitchcock. Anyway, keep going. Sorry, I'm stupid. Question three. Ironically, the film considered to have begun the modern age of classic slasher films featured a killer who used a gas powered handheld power saw. Ding, ding, ding. What is the Texas Chainsaw Massacre? That is correct on the board. Moving on to category two. Question one. If you skipped school in the early 1980s, you'd have the pleasure of catching this live action show for the adventures of puppet characters like Baxter the Clown. Gorilla. Gorilla. And news puppet Gary Gnu. And that's the news. I'm Gary Ganu. We've skipped topics, by the way. Two little kids films. Correct. Yeah. What is Sesame Street? Incorrect. I know. Jading. What is the Great Space Coaster? That is correct. Wow. Who knows that? Nobody even watched it. I skipped a lot of school. See? Who's that? Three K's up. Two, one. One. Question two. This weekday animated show was a huge Surprise hit with 95 episodes, aired from 1983 to 1986, and was based on a line of Hasbro toys from the 60s and 70s. Ding, ding, ding. Gigi. What? What is the Muppets? No. Incorrect. I changed at the last thing. What were you going to say? Because I had. I was. I was. I was gonna say. Now I can't remember. Dang it. Well, I was gonna say something. Not the most. Ding, ding, ding. Just don't remember. Who are the Care Bears as incorrect. That was a decent guess. That was it. That was a big show, but there was a show. I know this one. Hasbro characters. Hasbro. So it was a cartoon? Yeah, based on Hasbro toys from the 60s. Oh, it's a cartoon. We're out next. No, One's got the answer. The correct answer is what Is GI Joe a real American hero? Yes. Little after my time, but it was very popular. I think that the question was poorly, poorly, poorly written. Go ahead. We should all get question three. One of the longest running children's weekday shows ran from 1947 to 1960 and featured host Buffalo Bob and a cast of wacky characters, including his freckled puppet friend. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Gigi. Captain Kangaroo. That's incorrect. Confident. Okay, the overconfidence doesn't make it more accurate. His friend was a puppet and he had freckles. Pre K, you got one. What is Howdy Doody? That's correct. Look at that. Pre K up 3 to 1. He did work at Party City for a few years. That's true. Yeah. And he went to film school. Okay, all those questions in category one. Ready? Here we go. 1979's biggest money making slasher film derived its premise from the urban legend theme of the killer calling from inside the house. Ding, ding, ding. What a scream. That is incorrect. What year? 1979. Yeah, Turley spoke over the date. Thank you, Turley with the sinister question. Have you checked the children? I can't answer. Ding, ding, ding. What is. Who is Jason In Friday the 13th movies you saw What? It's. It feels right. It feels right. The correct answer was this right? Is anybody else Got it. Got six seconds. What is when a stranger calls. Next question. Nobody even knows that I should get a half a point. The director of the 80s classic A Nightmare on Elm street was an overwhelming success at the box office after a much more modest reception for this director's earlier films. Last House on the Left, Swamp Thing and the Hills have Eyes. What? Is that a question? We've got to name the director who directed the nightmare. Who cares, Right? That's. No, that's a deep, petty bobo bull crap. It's a Jeopardy question. Is it a real one? Free K? Yeah. Are you grabbing real ones or making them up? Okay. Is it George A. Romero? That is incorrect. Oh, nobody knows correct answers. Who is Wes Craven? Okay, well, you got one more question. Hey, dude, we're not that smart. I know, but as soon as I dumb it down, it goes like that. So you know, I'm trying to gauge it as best I can. Apologies for giving you something to have fun with. This is for the win. Yeah. Bastard. No, this is to get me on the board to question one. This syndicated 1970s musical comedy featured a human cast accentuated by full bodied animal characters. Freddy the Frog Charlie, the who is the what is the New Zoo review. That's correct. Yay. I got on the board. I got on the board. Congratul. That was double. That was Double Jeopardy. So she tied with him. All right, here's. Here's our last. I think I had three question. Last question. Listen closely. All right. One of the first anime programs in the U. S Featured the animated adventures of a race car driver and his family. Who is Speed Racer? That's correct. John. Look at that. He's on the board. So I tied Pre K. Yeah. Is that right? That's why. I don't know. That was Double jeopardy. You had one before, so you won. I just got two. I got on the board and Pre K was riding a three. Oh, yeah. Three. Okay, I missed that. I made a point. Who can't do math is I missed one. Radio. Radio studio. Are you sure? Pre K, did you get three? Hell yeah, I got three. Okay. Yeah, I missed it. He's on the gas. So that's three. Two. We're out of time. West coast. Hang on. We'll be right back. Everybody else, see you next week. Enjoyed it. Thank you. Remember, book your rooms now in GLEN ROSE, Texas, May 15, 8 through the 18th for the Texas Rattlesnake Bike Rally. It will be big. Everything around here. Right here. Glen Rose is 12 miles away and we will have RV but self contained. We don't have hookups so we'll have plenty of parking for all that. And then there's a car. Go to walnutspringsrally.com you can see everything. Coming up next week is the Rattlesnake Rally. It's already a big deal. And then the car shows, the 19th pack green's playing. And then the. We got a lot to go to. Rattles. Wait. Walnut Springs Springs rally dot com. Who's this? This is the record company. I like this song. All right. The John Clay Wolf show has been a presentation of givemethevin.com from the Westwood One radio network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show. Swim wet around the rings around your locker Like a dream Out.