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Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemetheven.com hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. Now John Clay Wolf.
JD Ryan
And I wanna rock. Wanna get a belly full of beer.
John Clay Wolf
Well, the cat wound up in the hospital. No.
JD Ryan
What?
John Clay Wolf
Remember the whole cat story from last week?
Bobbo
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
Well, cat's fine. Don't worry. It's not dying, unfortunately.
Turley
God.
John Clay Wolf
But you know. Yeah. When it was up and quick recap, everybody. We pull a baby kitten out of an alley. I tell everybody no. The kids look at me, say yes. The wife looks at me, says yes. We take it home, we buy it things for Christmas. It owns the house now. And then when it was four degrees outside a couple weeks ago, it winds up in a tree. We came home from dinner, cat wasn't there. Catch up in a tree, way up high, 35 foot. Yeah, I'm like, you know, cattle come down or cattle die. Call the fire department, call the police, whatever. Like nobody's going up to get that. There's ice on the ladder, there's ice on the tree.
Turley
Fire department's not coming out.
John Clay Wolf
Get the pool stick out the pool sweeper, the thing that you extend the pole from the swimming pool with the net. Try that. Won't work. Okay. I've been paying for football throwing lessons for the youngin. Yeah, let him knock it out with a football.
Turley
Great idea.
John Clay Wolf
He's a good quarterback. Yeah, tells me he's a good quarterback. All right, kid, show me how good a quarterback you're. Pin the tail on the cat, you'll hurt the cat. So there. What? I didn't know what. I forgot also last week. And then like the 11 year olds out there, they're all getting so cold that he's. He's got a robe on, a bathrobe over his jackets and kitchen, hot kitchen mittens and sunglasses, no ski goggles. Oh, and everybody's just trying to get warm. Cuz they're out there trying to get this cat out of the tree and I'm just sitting in bed telling her what to do. Looking at Google, they just like open a can of tuna, you know. Stuff like that. But they were. There was one point that I wasn't aware that three of the kids were holding a blanket.
Turley
Oh, case.
John Clay Wolf
Like a jumper.
Turley
Right.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, come on, cat, jump. Jump. And then mom is sitting there from 35ft below with a leaf blower.
JD Ryan
A leaf blower.
John Clay Wolf
And I was wondering when I heard that damn thing running, I was like, y'all gonna cut that tree down. Don't cut my tree down.
JD Ryan
Sound.
John Clay Wolf
They're gonna blow the cat out of the tree with a leaf blower.
Turley
Oh, my God.
John Clay Wolf
But when all this commotion was going on, somehow it hit its head on something and got a bump. And then it started swelling up and his head exploded and blew pus all over the floor.
JD Ryan
Oh, what?
John Clay Wolf
In case you'll need a visual on that.
Turley
No.
John Clay Wolf
And then had to take it to the.
Turley
Oh, but that was affordable.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. And then. Then the cats. Now the cat's got a satellite dish around its head.
JD Ryan
Okay. Wow. But now your wife actually had to get up in there and, like, bring the cat.
John Clay Wolf
She went up climbing after everybody went away, nobody was looking. She climbs the ladder, climbs a branch in the middle of the night before degree weather and gets the cat down.
JD Ryan
I don't want to think this.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
JD Ryan
Okay. And I'm just. I'm just supposing, but, like, you don't think there's a case? Like, maybe she may have abused the cat a little bit on the way down? Like, is it punishment for, like, getting out of the house?
John Clay Wolf
Oh, and busted his head? Yeah, I hope she did.
JD Ryan
French people are funny about animals in the house. Like, you know those damn French.
John Clay Wolf
Just ask, like, why didn't you just take a card nose.
Turley
Degrees outside?
John Clay Wolf
And she said, because I was afraid. And it made sense.
Turley
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
That I'd get it so wet. And then we didn't get it. Then it definitely would die.
Turley
She's right on that one.
John Clay Wolf
It was. And the garden was frozen, so it was a moot point. But anyway.
JD Ryan
Truly smart woman.
John Clay Wolf
But that's what's been going on at my house.
JD Ryan
Rarely smart.
Bobbo
So how much are you into this cat now?
John Clay Wolf
I haven't added any bills up, so you take it in, you get it, you take it to the vet, get it off slicked, you know, it's got to be a nick at least. I'm talking about round one out of the alley.
JD Ryan
Yeah, right.
John Clay Wolf
Get it circumcised and get its nose and ears clean.
Turley
Now we can.
Bobbo
And that visit, probably 600 at least. Right?
John Clay Wolf
Wait, the first one. No, this last one had to be because the wife was telling me how nice the place is and how well they treated her.
Turley
Yeah, they don't do anything for less than six.
John Clay Wolf
I was like, oh, that sounds expensive. I didn't say that. I just ignored it. Yeah, they've got her on a budget.
Turley
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
So if she wants to spend her budgeted money on that cat, then, you know, who am I? But what's his name on a budget?
Gigi
What's his name?
John Clay Wolf
Especially your kids. Gigi. Who keeps you on a budget?
Gigi
Nobody. I'm dangerous. What's the cat's name?
John Clay Wolf
Penelope.
Gigi
Oh, that's cute. Little kitty loves.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, they're cute, but I just. I. Oh, yeah. That vision had to be 600. I gotta be. I got. I have to have a G bone in this cat by now. Have to. Well, actually just some of the Christmas presents were probably 300. You know, you get a hamster world, but if you get a cat world and it's covered in carpet.
JD Ryan
I know.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, those aren't. You know. What's that cost? A hunch. Two.
JD Ryan
A couple. Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
Three.
Turley
The next one is the catio, which is the outdoor area for them to run, but it has to have an access to the house through a window.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, well then you got to get it declogged because we're definitely getting the fronts decloved.
Gigi
No, that's dangerous. I told you that.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. And we're welcome. We're getting the fronts declawed Monday morning, hopefully. So I can't climb the trees and it can't try to kill everybody. It's dangerous to be around that son of a.
JD Ryan
Just crazy.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, crazier than a house rat, right? I had a girlfriend just like it looks so good. Just crazy as hell. Client curtain climbing. Wild ass. All that cat needs is a drinking problem and it'll be my ex girlfriend.
JD Ryan
Makes a certain kind.
John Clay Wolf
What have we got in the news for we?
Turley
Guys, speaking of cats, we have a California cop pulls over a car in routine traffic stop. But it didn't turn into a routine stop because the person behind the wheel identified as a cat and gave the officer a cat collar for identification. This actually though you'll hear a little bit of Joe Rogan in here. Came from the Joe Rogan show. Cut number 10.
Caller
And this is. It's a cat caller I'm currently identifying as a cat. Fair enough. The information here on the tag I'm assuming belongs to you, the boyfriend.
JD Ryan
Yeah.
Bobbo
That's so rude.
Turley
I hope you know I'm recording.
Caller
Wasn't my intention to offend you, but he just identified as a cat, so we can do this the hard way. If you'd like, I can have this car towed, because last I checked, a cat is not licensed to operate a motor vehicle in the state of California.
JD Ryan
You.
Caller
We can have animal control come get you, take you to a shelter where your owner can retrieve you for a fee of $70 after you're given the necessary immunizations, which do include a rabies shot, possibly even spade or neuter, whichever you prefer, identify with. Is that what you guys want to do here rather than just give me an id Use some manners so I can give you your ticket and move along.
Turley
Here's my cat collar. My d. I love the cat. The cop. You could tell that was not the first time somebody pulled that on the cop. Cause he was ready. He was like, here's what we're going to do.
JD Ryan
He was all about it.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
JD Ryan
I don't know. Have we. We've been in trouble over this before because we've talked about the furries and the fuzzies and the identifies. You remember our friend Alex Stein?
Gigi
Sure.
JD Ryan
Had the brilliant piece where he talked to a school board about his daughter who identified as a lizard.
John Clay Wolf
Yes.
JD Ryan
You know, it's just. I still don't understand that. And I'm not judging, but I don't. I don't get that they have get togethers.
Turley
They have conventions of these furries. So it's a real deal. It's not something you're making up.
John Clay Wolf
I mean, did you ever date a furry?
Gigi
Huh? Did I ever date a furry?
John Clay Wolf
No.
Gigi
No.
John Clay Wolf
Have you ever. Have you ever wanted to be a furry?
Gigi
No. That's gross. I mean, that looks so weird. Like, how do you do the do. When. When they're a furry, two people are furries, what do you do?
John Clay Wolf
Pick a tail up.
JD Ryan
Just keep your old tail up.
Gigi
Well, I do that, but no one's interested.
Turley
J.D.
John Clay Wolf
Did you ever have a furry?
Turley
Chip never had a furry.
John Clay Wolf
That was. That came in Vogue after your. Your run of magnificence crazy days.
Turley
Yeah. No, I never. Not even close to that.
John Clay Wolf
When you were in your run of magnificence, did you realize that you were in your run of magnificence?
Turley
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
Did you know at that moment, this is magnificent.
Turley
Yeah. Because I've been married, and I knew what that was like.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
Turley
And then so I. This was like, this is a lot more fun. This is greatness. This is fun. Yeah.
JD Ryan
You know, there's answers.
Turley
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
How many cats did you get? Out of trees. During that time, I got several cats.
Turley
Out of the trees. 50 mostly. Friday nights. Yeah, probably 50.
JD Ryan
50.
John Clay Wolf
And what age did that start.
Turley
I got divorced in.
John Clay Wolf
How old were you? 34.
Turley
Yeah, mid-30s.
John Clay Wolf
See, you had a 15 year. 20.
Turley
Wait, 35 to 55. 20 year.
John Clay Wolf
What happened at 55? Met Kim. Yeah. John. Yeah. Well, I'm with you, brother. I'm gonna get back on the track, brother.
Turley
Please do.
John Clay Wolf
Bro code in effect.
Turley
Thank you, sir. I appreciate it very much.
JD Ryan
All right, brother.
Bobbo
He's checking the age, too, to make sure. Okay. Yeah, we were clear.
Turley
That was what happened.
John Clay Wolf
Well, that's a 20 year run of magnificence.
Turley
Yeah, it was fun.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
Turley
And still, it's even better now.
John Clay Wolf
I understand.
Turley
Yes.
John Clay Wolf
But Gigi, what you don't like. He got the babysitter, he got the secretary, he got. He had a chick that was a nudist. Yeah, he had all kinds of. He was. And he was famous on the radio. Yeah, he was rolling. That's what I'm asking because. Let me share the run of magnificence with us. Give us a quick brief.
Turley
I have, you know, but it's raining down. Oh, and now I'm really happy.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, he had a. He had a gal. And he took a gal, Gigi, to the Texas Stadium. Cowboy Stadium.
Turley
Okay.
John Clay Wolf
In the middle of the night. And he was so wired up, he called the security guy at Texas Stadium, had him turn on just the light above the star in the field. Takes her down there. Got her out of a tree. Oh, freak daddy took one out to the horse races on the final turn. The finish line.
Turley
Hot in here. Is it just me?
John Clay Wolf
He took her into the ending of the horse races, got her on the rail.
Turley
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
Homeboy packing that heat. All right.
Gigi
I guess so.
John Clay Wolf
We'll be right back. My name is John Claywolf. We'll be back with board. Who needs. Who needs Tiger King when you got J.D. right? I've got to do the car thing, though, so call in now. 800-800-7234-880080-07234. 800-800-RODIO is the call in number. And we'll be right back.
DJ Pre K
Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevid.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800, Radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.
John Clay Wolf
Charles in San Antonio. 15 Mustang GT6 speed, 60,000 miles on a track. Pack wants 25,000. I'm gonna have to pass.
JD Ryan
Okay.
John Clay Wolf
It's just too High. It's, you know.
JD Ryan
What are you offering?
John Clay Wolf
15. 15, maybe 17. Yeah, I mean it's 10 year old 60,000 mile Mustang GT. It's not garage kept.
JD Ryan
It's beautiful.
John Clay Wolf
It's. But it's a commodity.
JD Ryan
I get it.
John Clay Wolf
I'm bidding. I'm bidding. Is that. But I mean you're right. It's just. I may be a touch light, but I don't think I'm that light anyway, so you're probably right on. I have to keep it a little.
JD Ryan
Longer and enjoy it more.
John Clay Wolf
Go to givemetheven.com whenever you're ready to sell it. Allen in Houston. 17 Acura MDX. 76,000 miles.
Tex
Yes, sir.
John Clay Wolf
I'm probably pretty close to 20. Load it up into the system. Okay.
JD Ryan
Give me the vendor, you guys the truck before.
John Clay Wolf
Perfect.
Tex
I know exactly what to do.
John Clay Wolf
Thank you, sir. Oklahoma, good morning. You're on the air.
Tex
Yes, mom.
John Clay Wolf
Travis. Yeah, what you got?
Tex
I got a 20, 20 Ram 1500 Rocky Ridge with 116,000 miles. It's black.
John Clay Wolf
15 grand.
Tex
Nah, that's too low.
John Clay Wolf
Thank you. 116,000 miles. What. What's your payoff on it?
Tex
Like 38, right?
John Clay Wolf
Ouch. That's too high.
JD Ryan
It's too damn high.
John Clay Wolf
Deal in Arlington. What's your story?
JD Ryan
I'm gonna make this real quick and real short.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
Tex
I, I had a Camaro, I think it was a 20, 22 Camaro. And first thing I did was checked in the Caravan and I did some research and everyone talked about how you don't get your check, don't deal with them. Anyways, I called y'all expecting the same. I was in Arkansas. So anyways, y'all made me a bid.
John Clay Wolf
On what you'd pay for it.
Tex
And I said, well, I got to come back to Texas because I'm going to the Philippines. I'm going to fly out of dfw. They said, okay, bring it on down. So I come down here thinking, well, this is going to be another one of them deals where they try to.
Turley
Low buy like all cars dealerships.
John Clay Wolf
Lying ass car dealers. I couldn't believe it, man. I came down there, they gave me a check for exactly what they said they were going to give me.
Turley
And they paid for my Uber to the airport.
John Clay Wolf
They is me. And I appreciate you telling that story. That's cool. Thanks, Theo.
Tex
Hey. Hey. Y'all have a good day.
John Clay Wolf
All right, man. My name is John Claywolf by Cars and Radio for America's best car buyer. GiveMeTheEven.com, we'll be right back.
DJ Pre K
Hey, for all things. Gimme the VIN. Check out jcwshow.com.
Tex
DC Studios just announced.
JD Ryan
That they're working on two new Batman movies.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
JD Ryan
In the next movie, the Batmobile goes.
John Clay Wolf
Up to a cybertruck like, who did this to you?
DJ Pre K
Broadcasting coast to coast, this is the Sean Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free, 1-800-800- radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.
John Clay Wolf
I wish I would have seen the Grateful Dead at the Sphere. Yeah, Dead and Co. Are they coming back? I'm talking about Las Vegas. Grateful Dead did a residency at the Sphere in Las Vegas last fall.
JD Ryan
I don't know how many of those guys are still alive.
John Clay Wolf
Well, they've been. I mean, what's changed since last fall? Jerry's dead.
JD Ryan
Yeah. So last time it's just Rusty Weir now, isn't it?
John Clay Wolf
I don't know.
JD Ryan
Is that his name?
John Clay Wolf
Bob? What's his name?
Turley
What's his name? You know, what's his name?
JD Ryan
He got. I think you're thinking of Leonard Skynyrd, right?
Turley
Yeah, let's.
John Clay Wolf
No, that's Ronnie Van Zandt, dude. Get your dead people straight. Did we ever play that interview I had with Ronnie Van Zandt's brother? You didn't even know we had it, did you? No, it wasn't that good.
Bobbo
That's why we didn't play it.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, but, I mean, I. I'd love, you know, that he's not up yet, so he's not hearing this. I mean, he didn't do anything wrong. I didn't do anything wrong. No, I mean, how many times can you ask about. What's it like to be your little brother?
JD Ryan
I enjoy it, but I had to edit it. And I heard all the minutiae, you know, that. That we generally don't air. That's really cool, y'all. Y'all did develop a rapport, I thought.
John Clay Wolf
But I just wanted to be interviewing his brother.
JD Ryan
He's dead, dude. You can't.
John Clay Wolf
That's what inherit.
JD Ryan
There's only one way to accomplish that. Gotta go out of the world. Wham, pow.
John Clay Wolf
Hey, Pre K. I need you to come over here and fix my screen. I can't take calls without this thing working. Right. You don't know nothing, do you? You don't know. Come here from sick. Em.
Bobbo
Hold on.
John Clay Wolf
I can pre K. What do you know?
Bobbo
Need to be, too, for him.
John Clay Wolf
He doesn't know. Heads. Tails. What happened? Ass up, face down. He don't know. What do you got in the news, jj? What? Do we have any.
Turley
We Have Sunshine State News, but we don't have the big sweeper, so we'll just jump, right?
JD Ryan
Wasn't there a near crash this week or something?
Turley
Well, you have that too. Southwest Airlines.
John Clay Wolf
J.
Turley
You want to talk about that? You want to talk about sunshine? What do you want to do?
JD Ryan
It's not up to me, dude. And now, from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D.
John Clay Wolf
Ryan.
Turley
So anything can happen in Florida. So you're walking down the road and you look over and there's a guy waving a Chucky doll at shoppers at a mall. 33 year old. Yeah, Florida man. Of course. Florida man waving a Chucky doll at these folks at the Surfside Grill. Apparently, shoppers found it a little disturbing. He called the police, and of course, Rit Arias was his name. And he got talked to by the cops. Cut number seven.
JD Ryan
We have people calling and you really.
John Clay Wolf
Have no reason to be in the area.
JD Ryan
Go on way and don't cause another issue.
John Clay Wolf
They called us again. That's.
JD Ryan
What did I.
John Clay Wolf
What did I do? I don't know what happened. I was just. You didn't talk to anybody?
JD Ryan
You want to bet?
John Clay Wolf
Look, with all this stuff. No, I don't need to bet with you, man.
JD Ryan
We got called that you were chasing the people with this doll.
John Clay Wolf
Chasing them.
Turley
Chasing them with a Chucky doll. It's funny, but is it illegal? No, no, it's really shouldn't be something that is illegal. Recent personal ad and a Craigslist. Ah, Craigslist, our favorite. Yeah, guy writes new to the area looking for ice or crack. What he got was.
Gigi
Ew.
Turley
Yeah, right. What he got was the police. The sheriff's office came by to talk to him. The cops have. First of all, actually, they replied to the ad they post up. They posted as sellers.
JD Ryan
Yeah, we got you ice.
John Clay Wolf
We got you crack.
Turley
Anthony. Anthony Mata negotiated the buy and a ball of method for only 80 bucks. What a deal. Except it came with an arrest cut number eight.
John Clay Wolf
I respect you people, but you're amateurs. And it's not funny. Behavioral issues. When I pay money to talk to people about it, I talk.
Bobbo
They tell me what the issues are.
Gigi
So I don't need to hear it here. It's the least of my problems.
John Clay Wolf
Is she, like a little slow? Like, does she get kicked in the head by mule?
Turley
That's a guy. But he's buying meth. What do you want?
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
Turley
Yeah, so anyway, that's Henry.
John Clay Wolf
Are you on meth in New Orleans?
Tex
Yes, I'm here.
John Clay Wolf
Are you on meth in New Orleans this morning?
Tex
Oh, and meth. Yeah, okay, never tried.
John Clay Wolf
Me neither. We need to get together sometime, give it a whirl. 99 Lincoln Town Car, Cartier, 180, 000 miles. Is it worth fixing? What do you need to fix on it?
Tex
Not. You probably gotta change wiring harness.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, God, no. It ain't worth. It's barely worth washing. I don't know if it's worth putting air in the tires. I mean, you could sell it. Sell it to the. Sell it to the New Orleans looter for, you know, 200. Tell them to go steal 200 and bring it back to you. Remember the New Orleans looter? Whatever happened to that guy?
Turley
Sure, he's been arrested.
John Clay Wolf
Do you remember the New Orleans looter.
Tex
Ludno?
John Clay Wolf
No. Okay, the New Orleans looter during Hurricane Katrina. The guy carrying all that stuff walking through the floodwaters while he was stealing. It went viral as hell. Okay, The New Orleans.
Tex
Remember that?
John Clay Wolf
You find that guy, sell that car to him like it sits 800. 800. Seven, two, three, four. Chase in Virginia. We don't have a New Orleans looter up in Virginia to sell yours to.
Tex
But now we don't do that here.
JD Ryan
I got.
Tex
I got a 2. I got a 2009 Volvo XC90R design with the V8, fully loaded DVD players, aftermarket radio with the navigation and no accents.
John Clay Wolf
Does it run?
Tex
It runs. It needs a new power steering pump.
John Clay Wolf
Ouch. If you took that to Volvo, that would mean it was totaled. Say that again. If you took that car to Volvo to fix that problem, it would officially be totaled. Like, the repair would cost more than the car.
Tex
Oh, man.
John Clay Wolf
But does it want it? If you turn it. If you turn it. Do you have to, like. Like, is it whining or is it. Yeah. Get to manhandle it?
JD Ryan
No, no, no.
Tex
It winds, but then sometimes it still kicks in.
John Clay Wolf
It's weird. Man. That's a good car. It's too bad. Do you have any. Anybody less fortunate in your life you could just give it to because it's a good car. Until it stops. It's gonna stop. When it stops, it's done.
Tex
It's a great car. That's the thing. Yeah, I know. It's a great car.
John Clay Wolf
It's all.
JD Ryan
It's worth.15.
John Clay Wolf
It's worth 1500, maybe 1700 bucks. You know, I'd give two grand if you brought it to me.
Tex
I'll take it.
John Clay Wolf
All right, well, tell them I said I'll give two grand and delivered. You ever heard of a company up there called We Buy Any car? We buy anycar.com?
Tex
Yeah, I sold a car to them a long time ago. Yep.
John Clay Wolf
They buy cheap stuff like this. I do, too. Not as much as they do. That's their gig. But I'll give it. They'll probably hit this car 15. I'll hit it, too. Just to be a smart ass. Just to lose some money.
Tex
All right.
John Clay Wolf
I'm just feeling like. It's like slamming your peter in a door. You know you're going to lose money. But I'm buying. All right. Go to givemetheven.com thanks. Give me the vin.com and tell them two grand delivered and drop it off at the nearest manheim. All right. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Crab. California, SoCal. What up?
Turley
Good morning. Good morning. Hey, I wanted to thank you for that cool sweatshirt, hoodie. And I'd like to welcome some new listeners to your show that I pimped. My friend Lenny, he's a big Stern fan, and I said, if you like Stern, you'll like this guy, and he loves you. Now he's hooked. And my brother Greg, my little brother, retired Long beach cop, he's on board, too. So I'm an advocate for your show. Put me on payroll, dude.
John Clay Wolf
Thank you. Crab from SoCal. We've converted yet another Stern fan. Is Stern still. What's he doing? Is he. Did he re up his contracts? Anybody know anything?
JD Ryan
He's out there. I don't know if I'm hearing live stuff. I think I'm hearing replay stuff lately these days, but I don't. I've never been an avid listener like you, but I just picked it up recently because I'm driving more, so I've got time to check it out. Still a really. Still a hell of a good show.
John Clay Wolf
I was never an avid listener. I listened hard in spurts, trying to pick up and figure out what it was that made him special. And the Sibian machine. He had a monster vibrator.
JD Ryan
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
On the studio. What? Yeah. You sat on it kind of like a saddle. Yeah. And that. That. That was his secret. Now, he had a lot more than that, so. So Crab in California is pimping. He is the pimp of the ward.
JD Ryan
He be pimping.
John Clay Wolf
Here is it's original piece written by me, Fly Guy. And I want to dedicate this piece to all you players and all you ladies out there.
Gigi
Come on, baby.
John Clay Wolf
Name of this piece is called My Bitch Better have My money.
DJ Pre K
Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.
John Clay Wolf
Good morning, everybody. They were talking about Stern. What is it? Hey, now. Hey, now. Hey, now. So who was it? It was. It was Rush, and then it was Howard. Howard and Rush were the two leads. Howard Stern, Rush Limbaugh.
JD Ryan
Okay.
John Clay Wolf
And then Adam Corolla spun off. Howard quit. Goes to serious. Adam takes over Howard slot. And then he got sick of it, and he started the podcast. And then Adam was the number one podcaster in the world for, I don't know, 10 years, 15 years.
JD Ryan
He was big. I didn't know he's number one, but.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, absolutely number one. Yeah, he was absolutely.
JD Ryan
I remember him and Kendall on the man show when I was, like, in my 20s, and that was awesome, awesome TV.
John Clay Wolf
And then Rogan knocked Atom off, and Rogan made it. Hell, Rogan's as big as the Tonight Show.
Turley
Big, big, big.
John Clay Wolf
He's basically the Tonight.
Turley
Yeah, he is.
John Clay Wolf
He's not bigger than the Tonight Show.
Turley
Look at the numbers.
John Clay Wolf
Really? Yeah, really.
Turley
I can look it up for you.
JD Ryan
Yeah, network TV's taking a super hit in the last 10 years. Absolutely. Still great programming, but, you know. Yeah, you don't have that. I. Listen, I'm. I'm in a place where I'm not getting. I'm not close enough to any metropolitan area to get TV for free off an antenna, okay? So I'm streaming and everything. So I can't just turn on Channel 6 out of wherever and watch the CBS affiliate. I don't have it. Ain't got it. So, yeah, network TV's taking a. Taking a hit, man.
John Clay Wolf
Terence. Speech impediment. Terence, where do you live?
JD Ryan
Yes. What.
John Clay Wolf
What time? Now? Someone start. Where do you live?
David E. Step
I'm not done, man.
JD Ryan
These are my clothes. Okay.
Gigi
What is he doing?
John Clay Wolf
Bum fights?
Bobbo
He's getting an argument.
John Clay Wolf
I was going to ask him where he lived, if he. How he consumed his television. I think he lives at the ymca, Terrence. Oh, I gotta dump him. They're gonna start cussing, and you might not be able to make it out. Yeah, but if you can watch, you'll have the clearest F bomb you ever heard in your life, and we'll be in trouble.
JD Ryan
First thing. We understand, right? And we're.
John Clay Wolf
Hey, Sam, in South Carolina, you got a town of country van with 190,000 miles on it. Somebody offered you 4,500 and you turned it down.
Tex
Yeah, that's right.
John Clay Wolf
No, I take it. Please take it. Do everybody a favor and take it. Like it take it?
Tex
Yeah, that's what I was telling my mom at the time. I said, look, I said, I think it's worth like three grand or less. I said, you should really take it. We didn't take it, so. But we were kind of afraid to take it and not get another good car for that price.
John Clay Wolf
But it's not a good car. It's got 190 miles on. It's like five minutes away from total disaster and throw it in the lake. So how long ago was the 40? How long ago was the $4,500 offer?
Tex
That was about three years ago.
John Clay Wolf
You brothers are living in the was W U Z. What? What do y'all want? Y'all just want somebody to like buy your car and then give you money on top of that? What if I gave you like 25 grand to sell? I mean, this is crazy, dude. It's worth 1500. It's what it's worth.
Tex
Oh, is it?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. Yeah.
Tex
I don't know anything about cars. I've always been in carpentry, but I've always had bad luck with cars, so.
John Clay Wolf
And I can tell you why you have bad luck is because you make poor decisions. And y'all made a terribly poor decision three years ago in the hu. All right.
Bobbo
He's never going to get that money again.
John Clay Wolf
Never. Never.
Bobbo
No.
John Clay Wolf
Ever.
Bobbo
Imagine him try to call that guy up. Hey, by the way. Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
No Nick in Florida. Is this F350A diesel?
Tex
No, it's a V10.
John Clay Wolf
V10 gas 03. You want 13 grand with 170,000 miles?
Tex
Yeah, you know, it's. It's the short bed dually, you know, got the fifth wheel hitch. Got 100 gallon fuel tank in the bed with the bed cover. It was stored inside. Paint is immaculate. Comes with a car.
John Clay Wolf
Everybody stop. It was stored inside. When they had it inside, did anybody happen to pull the motor out and put a diesel in it?
Tex
Absolutely not.
John Clay Wolf
That's too bad because if they would, I'd buy it. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Hey, I said get out of my house. That goes for suckers and ring charges. Chris in Florida. 03 Pontiac Vibe with 150,000 miles. Wants 4500. Are you there, Chris? Yeah. I mean, it's fifteen hundred dollar rig. It's a fifteen hundred dollar rig. Maybe a thousand.
Tex
It's clean.
John Clay Wolf
Play it again. Play it again. Play again. Turley. I said get out of my house. That goes for Suckers and Rectar. Yeah, it won't work.
Bobbo
These are some dudes.
John Clay Wolf
Hey, hey, y'all. Put these reels out on Instagram, take those last three and jam them down into quick hit where it's boom, boom, boom. Because they're all the same story. It goes along with this. I'm funny how? I mean, I said, get out of my house. That goes for Suckers and Ringtards. I don't know if we can say that on the radio, but Dwight Yoakum said it correct. Program Directors, you have 60 seconds to call to complain. If you don't complain within 60 seconds, then your complaint will not be valid forever.
JD Ryan
How old he pays, huh?
Turley
Okay. By the way, you ask about ratings. Jimmy Kimmel on the average night, gets 1.7 million. And the interview with Joe Rogan and Donald Trump got 54 million.
John Clay Wolf
Okay? So I was not. I agree that today that is the case. I was thinking Johnny Carson, Jay Leno, those days, back when it was working.
JD Ryan
Of course, back in the day. Now, was that live on Rogan? Was that at one time?
Turley
That was the. That was. You see it on YouTube. That's the total views.
John Clay Wolf
But look at what he just did. What a bitchy stat that was. JD why he took President Trump in the middle of all this controversy. Took his biggest number of all time. To compare it against the average and the weakest time of the months ago. Yeah, that was a pretty good moment. Four months ago.
Bobbo
And that's four months of people going into it and viewing it over and over.
JD Ryan
So that wasn't a live audience.
Turley
What I said was 1.7 average nightly on the Jimmy Kimmel Show. You ain't gonna get close to 50 million sor. I don't care how many people watch it.
John Clay Wolf
What's the average on Joe Rogan Live?
Turley
I'd have to pull that up.
John Clay Wolf
We're talking live, Steve, in North Carolina live.
Tex
Hey, you there?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, what you got?
Tex
I work for the post office.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
Tex
I live in North Carolina. Concord, North Carolina.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
Tex
There's a Mannheim office about three miles away from me.
John Clay Wolf
Is.
Tex
Is that what you do?
John Clay Wolf
You're Mannheim? I own Manheim. I am Manheim. My last name is actually Manheim. I cover it up because I don't want people to realize I'm rich. No. Yeah. Yeah. My name's John Clay Wolf Manheim. I dropped the Manheim just so people wouldn't try to think that I had a bunch of money. Okay.
Tex
What I'm looking for is, like, maybe.
John Clay Wolf
Like a 2010 Toyota Sienna van to.
Tex
Use for delivering the mail for the post office. Do you know of any dealers out here that I could contact that maybe they could buy it for me?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, just go, go to. Are you, Are you closest to Statesville Auto Auction? I don't know where that is.
Tex
Do you have any numbers?
John Clay Wolf
It's in Statesville, North Carolina. Do you know where stacey.
Tex
That's like 40 miles away.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, well, that. I think that's the closest one. Where's the one you got?
Tex
It's on, it's in Concord. It's on Highway North 29.
John Clay Wolf
But just go over there and tell them that the owner of the company, John Clay Wolf Manheim, when it told you it just asked for the general manager and to get him a. To get you a van.
Tex
So you're just with.
Turley
So you ask. Joe Rogan's experience on average reaches 11 million people per episode.
John Clay Wolf
Ouch. 800, 873. 800, 800 radio.
JD Ryan
That's a whole bunch.
John Clay Wolf
How many is it good?
Turley
11 million. And the, and the Kimmel show on average at night gets 1.7. All right, so there we go.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, I was just messing with you. My last name's not Manheim and I don't have any vans to sell at this moment.
Bobbo
You're getting some doozy calls right now.
John Clay Wolf
This is, this is interesting. Movie fans suffered a tragic loss this week after the bodies of Gene Hackman and his wife Betsy were found at their home in Santa Fe on Wednesday. Here's part of the 911 call that initiated the wellness search. Cut 1 Santa Fe 9 1.
JD Ryan
What is it?
Tex
Emergency?
JD Ryan
I think we just found 2. One deceased person inside a house.
John Clay Wolf
Please send somebody really quick. I'm the caretaker for the subdivision.
JD Ryan
I'm going to bring him up here.
Tex
Okay, Give me one second. Let me take with the paramedic. Thank you. Is the patient a male or female?
JD Ryan
A female and a male, probably. I don't know. I don't know. Sir, just send somebody up here real quick.
Tex
Are they awake?
JD Ryan
I have no idea.
Tex
Are they breathing?
JD Ryan
I have no idea.
John Clay Wolf
I'm not inside the house.
Tex
It's locked.
JD Ryan
I can't go in.
John Clay Wolf
But I see that she's laying down.
JD Ryan
On from the window.
Tex
Do they appear to be awake or alert?
John Clay Wolf
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Tex
Are they moving at all? No, dude, they're not moving.
JD Ryan
Just send somebody out here really quick.
Tex
You don't have like the actual address of the house of where this person lives? I have no idea. There's no address there's a reason why for that. Okay.
Turley
I know.
Bobbo
Geez.
John Clay Wolf
There's no reason to hurry.
JD Ryan
What a deal. There's no reason to hurry.
Turley
They found the bodies partially mummified, so they've been dead for a while.
Bobbo
Two weeks. And the dog.
Turley
And the dog probably died of not eating and drinking.
John Clay Wolf
Two weeks now?
Bobbo
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
There's a few days yesterday. You think it's two weeks?
Turley
No, it's. If you're mummified.
John Clay Wolf
What's mummified mean?
Turley
Mummified.
John Clay Wolf
Like, did somebody come in and wrap them up in gauze?
Turley
Nope. It just means your skin is dried and it's hard and you're. You're. Yeah.
JD Ryan
Now they're in New Mexico. They say that. That the. The initial investigation said that they thought Hackman had been there, like, nine days from what they could tell.
Turley
Okay.
JD Ryan
But the heirs really dry in there, and they were indoors.
John Clay Wolf
Sure.
JD Ryan
So, yeah, you could mummify after, you know, a week and a half.
Turley
And she was found in a different part of the house surrounded by pills, so they think possibly this is totally possible. He died, and she kind of freaked out and committed suicide.
JD Ryan
Okay.
Turley
And they let the dog just not eat.
Bobbo
You think that. Well, there's two other dogs there, too.
Gigi
Yeah, they're alive.
Turley
Well, they're alive.
Bobbo
Maybe that dog pills, too, because it's laying around. You never know.
Turley
You never know.
John Clay Wolf
You know that. That Newman race car that we have, and we have the transporter, Also on the side, it says team manager Gene Hackman.
JD Ryan
Yeah, he did drive stock cars.
Turley
Yeah, he did a ton of stuff. Bonnie and Clyde, French Connection, Poseidon Adventure, Unforgiven. Matter of fact, he won a lifetime achievement award at the golden globes back in 2002. We have that audio cut number two. I never wanted to be anything but an actor. Being at the Palace Theater in my little hometown. My favorite time as a young boy, get a bag of popcorn and see a double feature. I would sit in that movie house. The screen would light up, and I'd be transported to darkest Africa. And swing from the trees with Johnny Weissmuller. Dive to the depths of the ocean.
JD Ryan
With Ray Milan and John Wayne.
John Clay Wolf
Ride the Santa Fe Trail. Fly wingman with.
JD Ryan
Walk side by side with my favorite James Cagney.
Turley
I'm honored and proud to be this.
JD Ryan
Year'S recipient of the Cecil B. DeMille Award.
Turley
I want to thank all of you. There's a line that I. I always wanted to say. Top of the world, Ma.
JD Ryan
Top of the world.
John Clay Wolf
He was Lex Luthor in Superman, correct?
Turley
Yes.
John Clay Wolf
In the movie the Firm. God, he was good in that.
JD Ryan
Yeah, he played a good villain a couple of times. Yeah. Little Bill and the Unforgiven for me was just like performance of a lifetime.
John Clay Wolf
8008-0072-3480-0800-7234 800800 radio Cali out. And we will be back in just a minute.
JD Ryan
The John Clay Wolf show is heard every week on great stations like Nashville's classic rock, WNRQ 105.9 the rock and Midland Odessa's KFCX classic rock 102.1. Catch the nation's fastest growing podcast and live video stream@jcwshow.com and we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show right after this. This is breaking news. We go now to White House press analyst Maria Baton Perez Reverte. Yes, Mark, this just in. 63% of the 84% of people surveyed say 39% of people believe. 57% of percentage surveys are confusing. Back to you, Mark. This has been breaking news. What the. And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show starring John Clay Wolf with JD Ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown and featuring DJ Pre K G Drummond, Keith Richards with the world's biggest son of a and Satan, the Prince of darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.
John Clay Wolf
Morning everybody. You know, what's the show about? What's the show about? It's probably 10 cars and 90Bs and good times. That's kind of what the show's about. But the 10 of the cars is getting pretty rough lately. I mean like look at this walker in Mobile, Alabama.
JD Ryan
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
11 Tahoe leather, 172,000 miles. You want 8, 500? Yeah, it's worth 4 grand.
JD Ryan
4 grand.
John Clay Wolf
So you're just wishing and then Lance in North Carolina.
Tex
Yes, sir.
John Clay Wolf
A14 Maserati Ghibli SQ400. 12,000 miles. Which those cars. I'm not beating on your car. I'm just telling you the truth. Those are the worst cars ever to like as far as breaking down and throwing. You got to throw them away. The resale on a high mileage Maserati is terrible because they're so unreliable. And you want 15 grand for it. A twin turbo. You want 15 grand for it with a hundred and twelve thousand miles, right?
Tex
Yes, sir.
John Clay Wolf
It's worth six grand. Half. So what do you do? What do you do now?
Tex
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
I'm telling you, any dealership you go to, they're going to hit this car at 4, 500 to 6 grand. That's what they're going to hit it at. They might show you something on trade where they're just lying to you. But that's the money. But like, so what's your payoff on this car?
Tex
Oh, it's owned.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, so you're just wishing, you know, Baba. Gigi, I've got an idea. I'm gonna put you on hold, Lance, so you can't yell at me.
JD Ryan
Oh, no.
John Clay Wolf
All these people are wishing, right? There's wishing. I need to give people some hope.
Gigi
Oh, yeah.
John Clay Wolf
Because they're hoping that I screw up.
Gigi
Keep hope alive.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, so I'm gonna. I'm gonna. In the month of March, I'm going to give $25,000 away to one person that sells their car to give me the VIN. So if you take all the people that sell the car to give me the VIN, one person we're going to give 25 grand to. So we're going to buy their car for six grand plus 25 grand. We're going to buy that out of Tahoe for 4 grand plus 25 grand. No joke. I was toying with this idea already. I'm not going to be cheesy and act like I'm coming up with this on the fly, but I've been thinking about it for about a year and we actually started to do it. I'm like, no, because if you do that, then you've got a. If you're giving away that much money, you've got to do more business to offset the money. Right. Because the money's real. If you're giving away 25 grand, it's 25 grand. So why do that unless you get to get more business? So I'm gonna roll the dice. I'm seeing so many people wishing to hope, and I'm gonna give them something to wish and hope for.
Bobbo
So it doesn't matter. One hundred thousand dollar car. Thousand dollar car.
John Clay Wolf
Starting right effing now. March 1st. March 1st, right now. A drawing, a lotto, a giveaway or whatever the hell you want to call it. But really the truth is we're just gonna give away 25 grand to one person that sells their car to givemethevin.com at the end of March.
Bobbo
Sounds pretty simple. Just sell your car then.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, because you're gonna sell it. Like, I mean, everybody's gonna hit his rig at six grand, five grand, 4500 to six grand.
JD Ryan
Yeah, yeah.
John Clay Wolf
So might as well sell it to us because you might win 25 grand. You think that'll work.
Turley
Damn. Yeah.
Gigi
Yeah, that's pretty good.
John Clay Wolf
This is the month to try something like that because this is our biggest month of the year. March is. Is. Is always. I've been doing this racket for 30 years, and March is the month. If you don't make money in March, you better quit now and go back to the pizza joint or go back to delivering mail.
Turley
You want to buy a forerunner?
John Clay Wolf
What? If you want to sell it, you'll be in the drawing.
Turley
I'll be in the drawing.
Bobbo
Employees.
Turley
Oh, no, no.
John Clay Wolf
Employees. Employees don't count. Yeah, when we looked into this. And Dave, if you're listening, just go ahead and push the button. Start it now. Go. We actually started to do this while back, and I stopped it. So we've had this whole package on ice, and I'm gonna do it. So, yeah, marketing. Dave, if you're listening, do it now. We're gonna do it because we had this company. I mean, it cost some money to hire. To do it legally, you've got to hire a firm to do the drawing. Kind of like, you know, when the Grammys like this was selected by Ernst and Young, we had no say. So in order to do that legally, this giveaway thing, you've got to hire an outside firm so nobody can accuse you.
Bobbo
I mean, you can't have DJ Pre K just pulling names.
John Clay Wolf
This would be much more legitimate than our giveaways on the air that sometimes we don't actually follow through on our.
Turley
YouTube stream, by the way, which you can get to@jcwshow.com. someone's asking why is this the biggest month? And I really don't know.
John Clay Wolf
Tax money, okay? Tax money. Sunshine Coming out of the clutter, Coming out of the funk. Guy wants to go buy a new Corvette so we can go down to the beach, get laid. Winds up getting pregnant come come fall. He's got to get out of that vet. He's got to get a Suburban for the baby. So that's why the sports cars go up right now. Sex runs the World, J.D. right? Did you not know that?
Turley
I heard about that.
John Clay Wolf
And. And then in the fall, yeah, the sports car guys have to swap out to get a. Something that'll hold a baby seat. The new baby. Sounds stupid, but it's true.
Turley
But it's true.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. 15 grand, but wants payments. 15,000. I'm looking at these. Everybody's buried. Everybody is buried. Maggie Memphis, good morning. You're on the air. Good morning. You know what?
Tex
Nobody mentions the movie Bird Cage with Gene Hatman in it. And that was such a great film.
JD Ryan
Every time it's on TV.
Tex
I've probably seen it 50 times.
John Clay Wolf
It just.
Tex
He's fantastic in that.
JD Ryan
Of course, I love all his other.
Tex
Stuff, but Bird Cage is great.
John Clay Wolf
I like the gay Guatemalan houseboy that does not wear shoes.
JD Ryan
Walk with shoes on.
John Clay Wolf
Spartacus. Spartacus something.
JD Ryan
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
I didn't know Hackman was in Birdcage. I don't remember that part.
JD Ryan
He played the old uptight Republican senator. And it's his son getting married to a woman.
John Clay Wolf
That's right.
JD Ryan
But the son was raised by a couple. Robin Williams, Nathan Lane. So at the end, Gene Hackman winds up in drag so that he can escape this gay house that he really doesn't want to be seen in.
John Clay Wolf
You lived in a gay house for. For a mild moment.
JD Ryan
Six months, yeah.
John Clay Wolf
With Johnny and James.
JD Ryan
Those were trying times.
John Clay Wolf
So Bobbo moved in, but what was it Clean?
JD Ryan
Oh, God, you've never seen clean like that. And you're. And your wife keeps a nice house? This place was immaculate.
John Clay Wolf
He moved in with a gay couple. They weren't a couple. Were they a couple?
JD Ryan
There's a house full of them. Full of them?
John Clay Wolf
You just rented a room?
JD Ryan
Well, listen, my first wife left me. I'm. I'm paying too much for a place. So I got room for three kids who are all gone now. Right. I just decided I've got to rent something. I found an ad for 300amonth, went over, looked at the place. It's immaculate. It's like a TV show. Kitchen in ground, pool in the back. 3ft, 12ft. Like it ought to be, right? It was right outside my window. Many mornings I would climb outside my window and just plop in the pool.
John Clay Wolf
Do you think they were watching you?
JD Ryan
I don't know. Most of them were either asleep or gone to work at that time.
John Clay Wolf
Did they have late night gay parties?
JD Ryan
Oh, man. Wednesday, yeah, was drag night. And they, they went out. No, Danny, Danny. One of the fellows dressed up and lip synced to Whitney Houston.
Turley
Oh, yeah.
JD Ryan
At the local club. And they, and they always. And there was like a week after week competition and he kept getting into the finals.
John Clay Wolf
Did you, did. Did you get in the middle of this and realize you'd gone too far?
JD Ryan
No, I was very. I was very. It was a trepidatious time, but I was. I was happily never screwed with it all. And like, it was okay, hey, we.
John Clay Wolf
Are going to have live rattlesnakes in the studio in about two. No, about one hour.
JD Ryan
Hold on.
Turley
What?
JD Ryan
What?
John Clay Wolf
If you're looking, if you're in the central Texas area, Rattlesnake roundup is in Walnut Springs today. It's a big event in this little town. You always hear us talking about where the studio is and in Walnut Springs, rattlesnake roundups going on. And the guys that run it are gonna come up here and bring some snakes.
Turley
Bringing snakes to the studio.
John Clay Wolf
Yes.
Bobbo
Sounds safe.
Turley
I'll be downstairs.
Gigi
I'll have fun with that.
John Clay Wolf
We are bringing live rattlesnakes into the studio in about an hour. If you're looking for something fun to do today, hop in the car, drive to Walnut Springs, Texas, today and tomorrow. It's packed. I mean, it's that Mayfesty kind of vibe. It's several thousand people in the streets, and you can. We'll be down there. The GMTV garage and the classic cars will be on display. The cantina's open. The rattlesnake's open. I don't know why the hell the W6 steakhouse is not open. I'll deal with that later. But it's not. And the saloon, we'll be around town. So if you want to come today, Rattlesnake roundups fun. And the snake handlers will be here in the studio in an hour. Coming up next is the car segment. Real quick, I'll do two minutes of fast betting cars. I'm just gonna put them on the money. I mean, it's springtime, the prices are up a little bit, so I'm gonna hit them hard. But you guys, what you're wanting for them. And pre k when these guys tell you what they want, ask them what they'll take. Because these dreamy numbers are really, like, goofy. I can't do nothing with goof. I tell them what.
Bobbo
I'm no John Clay Wolf, so I don't know if I have that kind of, you know, expertise to tell them that.
John Clay Wolf
You say, is that right? Or what we really take for it. Just something. Because when I see these guys that want 20 grand, the car's worth 10. I don't take them to the air. So they're just hurting themselves, never getting a bid for me because they're dreaming. Now. If you just. If you want to dream, go to give me the vin.com, sell your car and get put in the sweepstake thing. I hate that word, get put in the drawing. I say that because it's official. We're doing it real. $25,000, month of March, Whoever we're gonna pull a name out of the hat. An accounting firm is. And we're gonna give 25, 000 cash to one of you guys that sell the card, givemethevin.com in the month of March. Be right back.
DJ Pre K
Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RA this is the John Clay Wolf show.
John Clay Wolf
Dylan in Louisiana, a 16 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo with 123, 000 miles on its worth. Probably 65 to 7. You there? He stroked out. He stroked out. Don in Kansas City. 14 VW beetle with 126, 000 miles on it's worth about four grand.
Tex
Okay.
John Clay Wolf
Unless it's a diesel. Is it a diesel?
Tex
No, it's not a diesel. I, I got a, an offer from a Ram dealership actually yesterday for 6.
JD Ryan
800 after they test drove it.
Tex
But I hear your show on 98. 9 the Rock pretty often, so I thought I'd give you a shot.
John Clay Wolf
Were you buying something from them? No. Hang on. Let me look at something. I just. That's. I'm not. Why would they do this? Let me look at something real quick. Volkswagen. I'm going to pull up some auction comps. See, you got to know that these guys, all these dealerships, they buy from us every week. All the people I sell to are all these dealers all over the country. And which one is it? Is it a turbo GSR, premium R line, 5 liter? Yeah, but. So there's a convertible, there's a coupe. It's which one? It's.
Tex
It's just a convertible.
John Clay Wolf
Okay. It's not a premium, it's not a turbo, it's not a turbo R line. So it's a coupe. So average MMR on how many miles?
Tex
126.
John Clay Wolf
Okay. 1, 2, 3.
Tex
They originally gave me a starting offer of 6200. And they said that that was going.
JD Ryan
To be the best they could do until they test drove it.
Tex
And that's when they test drove it Yesterday at roughly 4:00 in the afternoon.
John Clay Wolf
MMR on this car, which is like the average auction index is $4,400. Here's one with 128,000 miles that sold January 27th with a 4.4cr, which is about a 90% to perfect. It sold for 4,200. Here's one that sold for four grand January 16th. And it had a, it had a 3.3.0 condition grade. Here's 133,000 miles. This sold for 4,100. Here's 135,000 miles. This sold for 3,500. So if they really hit you at 6,800, oh, you're lucking out completely. Something's up. I just would be surprised if they don't spend that on you and make you buy something because they're over allowing for something in the cross the Dodge Chrysler Jeep world. They've overbuilt cars. They have crazy rebates that they can apply and make it look like they're giving you that much money. But if you can get a straight check on that car without having to buy something, do it now.
Tex
Okay. Yeah, that's.
JD Ryan
That was.
John Clay Wolf
There you go. That's good advice. Good free advice from your Uncle Johnny. My name is John Claywolf. Be right back. Remember, go to our YouTube channel, JCW show is how you get to it and join. There's about 600, 700 people on there right now chatting it up. And if you want to, if you're in the zone for Texas, Central Texas, Walnut Springs is having the rattlesnake roundup this week and we are going to have those snake handlers on the show here in about 45 minutes. Be right back.
DJ Pre K
The John Clay Wolf Show.
Bobbo
What have you got there?
John Clay Wolf
Divine inspiration? What?
DJ Pre K
More of the John Clay Wolf Show. Check out the largest radio show and fastest growing podcast@jcwshow.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.
John Clay Wolf
Women think all men are the same. I dated one gal with really bad trust issues because her ex husband cheated on her. I said, I promise I will never marry you. Oh, yeah.
DJ Pre K
We're back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com call in 800800 radio. Check out all the Mayhem online podcast, replay, YouTube channel, Twitch socials, live stream all@jcwshow.com did you catch it?
JD Ryan
The joke?
Turley
No.
John Clay Wolf
The comedic joke intro.
Turley
No, I missed it.
John Clay Wolf
He said, this woman that I'm dating now.
Turley
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
Has major trust issues because her former husband cheated on her.
Turley
Okay.
John Clay Wolf
And he said, I promise you, you don't have to worry about that with me because I will Never marry you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Oh, yeah, yeah. We got mail from jail this morning. Is that right?
Bobbo
Yes, we do, Johnny.
JD Ryan
Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. John. This week's mail from jail entry reads, hey, hey, hey. As Fat Albert would say, or should I say, how to do you good Texas folk. My name is Jimmy Barone. I'm a big fan of the Show. I tune in every Saturday morning to get my laughs. I love that JD Ryan has a special segment just for us crazy Floridians. The Florida man stereotype runs true. I can confirm that after what I've seen in the Florida detention system. I'm on a 5 of 15 years for repeated battery charges. And I've caught a couple more in here, so I don't think I'll be getting out early. I was recently moved to a different cell and somehow my radio was damaged in the process, leaving my Saturday silent for now. The guards say they have no idea what happened, but I'm sure either them or one of the other inmates broke my radio. You see, I'm a big fan of Maroon 5 and I play them a lot. I know, I know it's not real rock, but I like it. My cellmates are always complaining about it, so I guess that's their payback. So, John, I hope you can find it in your heart to send me a few bucks to replace my radio. I've included instructions on how to do it. If you can swing it, I'm going to turn up that maroon 5 to the max and let Adam Levine serenade the cells of Zephyril's Correctional Institution. Once again, thanks in advance. Long distance dedication, your crazy Florida man. Jimmy Barone, Zephyr Hills Correctional Institution, Florida.
John Clay Wolf
This one goes out to you, Jimmy.
JD Ryan
In the pin, partner. If you've got mail from jail, just send it on down the line to us here at P.O. box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. The zip code is 76147.
John Clay Wolf
I hope he's proven and shaken in that prison cell. Right, Gigi? Did you hear about the couple? The guy that bred the mother and the daughter?
Gigi
Ew, that is nasty.
Bobbo
What?
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Gigi
Are you for real?
John Clay Wolf
I'm for real. Hang on, I'll find it. I got it right here. What I do with it. Here we go.
JD Ryan
Beautiful thing, mother and daughter sharing the same husband and baby daddy. You know, it's such a beautiful thing.
John Clay Wolf
It's not often that a Mom and daughter are pregnant at the same time, let alone by the same man. But we wouldn't want things to be any other way. So when I found out that my mom was pregnant and by the same man as me, you know, honestly it was unexpected because again, we weren't trying at all for a baby. But I just like, I don't think there was ever a moment in my mind where, you know, I was upset about it. It was pure joy and bliss for me, like to know that I get to carry a baby alongside the woman who birthed me and that our baby's gonna share that, you know, DNA from the same man. And, you know, he's been so supportive and sweet and I just, I couldn't imagine things any other way now. I couldn't either, honey. I couldn't imagine things any other way. It's perfect. It's absolutely like written in heaven.
Gigi
That is gross.
JD Ryan
She's.
Gigi
She's giving birth to her sister or her brother.
JD Ryan
Uh huh.
Gigi
Yeah. That's nasty. In some states I'm sure, but not California.
JD Ryan
And they didn't sound anything like Alabama or Mississippi or Georgia or Florida or either of the Carolinas.
John Clay Wolf
Gigi, I think it's some of your people.
JD Ryan
Yeah, that's okay.
Gigi
Did you not hear him and how he sounded? That's one of mine.
John Clay Wolf
No, no, no, no. I'm not talking about the black part. I'm talking about the California part.
Gigi
I thought you saw about the black part.
John Clay Wolf
No, no, no, no. I mean, and, and the beauty of it all is it's interracial, baby, so it's even better, right? But it's a Cal. I bet it's Northern California, not Southern.
Gigi
No, that's not California.
John Clay Wolf
They're weird. Well, the black people live in Utah, you know.
Gigi
Surprising. Surprising. They like it there.
John Clay Wolf
You're a Mormon? Maybe it is you people. Maybe it is you people.
Gigi
Maybe I'll move. You never know. How about that?
John Clay Wolf
Are you still a Mormon?
Gigi
Yes. And they come by all the time, you know what I mean?
John Clay Wolf
Who's they? Them people, the missionaries.
Gigi
And the other day the bishop's wife came.
John Clay Wolf
What did she have to say?
Gigi
She brought some chocolate covered strawberries and I guess that she thought my son was going to invite her in. Right, okay. He knew. He was like, nah, she ain't here, she ain't here. They're very persistent.
John Clay Wolf
What does she want from you?
Gigi
To sit and talk and, and talk about the, the Book of Mormon and things like that.
John Clay Wolf
Well, they should be able to get you a man because you don't have to have one man if you're a Mormon. I mean, you can't have one man, but he's got multiple of women. You could just add to the herd.
Gigi
Okay. And then I could have my own reality show. Brother Husbands.
John Clay Wolf
Brother husbands.
Gigi
That's right. That's right.
JD Ryan
That's good for the goose. That would be good for the gang.
John Clay Wolf
So what else is weird? If that's the right word, odd. About the Mormon belief. You've got polygamy. That's odd. Okay, what else?
Gigi
But wait, can I just say that? Okay, can I just say that back in the olden days when polygamy was something that they practiced, it was done for a reason. You know, women couldn't own anything. We didn't have any rights. So you would marry your brother's wife if something happened to him. So it made sense. Sort of. No, back then.
John Clay Wolf
That's. That's a reach, homegirl.
Gigi
No, it's not.
John Clay Wolf
So back to oddities or what some people might score as oddity about the Mormon religion. Way of being. Give me. Give me a couple more things. Polygamy is one.
Gigi
Polygamy is one. You can't drink coffee. That's another one.
John Clay Wolf
Do you drink coffee?
Gigi
Not anymore. Let me see, what else is there?
JD Ryan
Magic underwear.
Gigi
Well, see, I never made it that far.
John Clay Wolf
What's that mean?
Gigi
That means I've never been in the temple.
John Clay Wolf
What's that?
JD Ryan
There's like a high up. Mormons. You get the magic underwear.
Bobbo
What is this?
JD Ryan
No, they have a talking about.
John Clay Wolf
I don't know what he's talking about.
Gigi
Yeah, but I never got any. So, you know, maybe if I be a good Mormon, then I'll go to the temple and get my underwear.
John Clay Wolf
What else? Bob? Bob. We teach her more about her religion.
JD Ryan
Yeah, it was invented by a guy named Joseph Smith who was digging in his back 41 day back in Wisconsin.
John Clay Wolf
Hell, I don't know.
JD Ryan
Way before the was. No, no, they wound up in YouTube. Utah. They started like in Wisconsin.
Gigi
Oh, okay.
JD Ryan
And he was digging his backyard and he found a tablet, a golden tablet. And as he cleaned it off and began to try to read it, how he could read, you know, ancient Aramaic, we have no idea. But maybe it was written in English, I don't know. An angel popped out and said, congratulations, Jose, you found the Book of Mormon. And he said, oh. And so, yeah, Jesus was in North America for a time after the crucifixion and talked to the native peoples. And now you found our record of him being here in this part of the world. So go and multiply and be felt.
John Clay Wolf
Bad about doing the $25,000 sweepstakes giveaway in March as being kind of hokey. I feel better now. He is Racket I've ever heard.
JD Ryan
He dug a book. No, it's not back 40s. That's what he says.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, then what? Then what? I mean, so. So got people to believe on the way to.
JD Ryan
On the way to Utah, I think he was assassinated by a fellow Mormon named Brigham Young, who became like the king of the Morgans of Mormons after they got to Utah. There's a whole series about American.
John Clay Wolf
They were good in football this year.
JD Ryan
What's it called, Charlie? American Revivalist. Medieval.
Bobbo
Oh, there's a. I know what you're talking about.
JD Ryan
Yeah, there's a series on it.
Bobbo
He was.
Gigi
Is it on now?
JD Ryan
Those are tough times.
Bobbo
Netflix and he. He had a posse. It was a Mormon gang.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, he's on Broadway.
Bobbo
They would. They would. If you didn't convert, they would actually off you.
JD Ryan
Right. But, you know, every.
John Clay Wolf
Every face is in Utah.
JD Ryan
Every major faith has had its quirks on the way up and down. And now we have Scientologists. You know, they're, of course, the Christians, Muslims, Jews.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
JD Ryan
Spring from the same part of the world. Buddhism and Hindus and like, you know, it's when we can get along.
John Clay Wolf
Who's right?
Gigi
Nobody's right.
John Clay Wolf
Somebody's wrong. Somebody's got to be right because the. The pathway to heaven changes in all these different conversations. And there can't be 20. There's one.
JD Ryan
John Lennon was right. All you need is love is love.
Gigi
That's right. That's all you need is love. I need brother husbands.
John Clay Wolf
We'll be back in a minute. Remember, go to our YouTube channel@jcwshow.com if you want to watch us live. The video version right now. Myself, J.D. ryan, Bobbo, G.G. turley, Pre K, the works. The whole crew will be right back here on the John Clay Wolf Show.
DJ Pre K
Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column. Toll free. 1-800-this-this is the John Clay Wolf Show.
John Clay Wolf
Daryl hall and John Oates are suing each other and still touring together. Isn't that weird? They're still touring? I didn't hear that part. Yeah, we're doing a couple shows together. Still very odd. Very, very, very odd. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What happened with the chick pilots? Did anything else come out on the chick that flipped the nightliner?
Turley
No, not yet. Now, we had another one this week, though.
JD Ryan
Now it's time for plane talk with your captain, J.D. ryan.
Turley
Nothing on the the Delta Connection flight, but a Southwest jet this week almost hit a private jet landing in Chicago. Did you see the video?
John Clay Wolf
I mean, the Southwest was way above board. They saved the world. The pilot was right on top of his game. Touches down, he's fixed to slam into a Lear jet that's crossing the Runway, and he lays on the coals and pulls it back up. It doesn't touch and go load it up.
Bobbo
He did, right?
John Clay Wolf
Yes, he did stop it. She did not stop it.
Turley
Oh, we do have some audio from that particular.
John Clay Wolf
Took you a minute.
Turley
Yeah, right, because they're girls. Interaction between the pilot and air traffic control. Cut number five.
Tex
Southwest 2504, going around. 2504, roger. South climb, maintain 3000.
JD Ryan
Tower. Southwest 2504. How'd that happen?
Turley
How'd that happen? He was so calm, you know, How'd that thing happen where we almost just killed 300 people? How'd that thing happen?
JD Ryan
Right?
John Clay Wolf
How does it happen?
JD Ryan
I was your man.
Bobbo
Seriously.
John Clay Wolf
The Learjet didn't.
Turley
Yeah, go ahead.
John Clay Wolf
I mean, the Learjet didn't look both ways, but before crossing the street, he.
Turley
Was told to hold short of that Runway, and he just didn't. He just kept rolling.
John Clay Wolf
He walked out into traffic. Yeah, that's basically what happened.
Bobbo
Have you seen what they're doing? The Delta paying these 30,000? Yeah. Was it 30 grand?
John Clay Wolf
They offered 30 grand per passenger that got flipped over straight up. No. No strings attached.
JD Ryan
All right.
Bobbo
Is there no strings attached, though?
John Clay Wolf
Oh, totally. I don't know. I don't know.
Bobbo
Don't you think they're just trying to do this to save their butt?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
Bobbo
And then because when it goes does go to court, they're like, well, didn't you take that 30 grand? You remember that 30 grand we gave you?
JD Ryan
That's what you do if you're American.
John Clay Wolf
Man, everybody's scamming. Hey, I had a scam happen to me this week. Listen to this. Listen to this.
JD Ryan
Hello?
Tex
Yes, this is Sergeant Baker. I'm with the warrant division down here at the Terrence County Sheriff's Department. I was looking to establish contact with a John Wolf. It seems, sir, that you have two open class citations, which are open active warrants. I need you to contact me at 817-969-8859. Thank you.
John Clay Wolf
Let's see if he answers.
Bobbo
Oh, you call him right now? Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, good.
Bobbo
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
I bet he doesn't answer. No, sorry.
Tex
The number you've requested cannot be dialed.
John Clay Wolf
Yep, he's gone. So I called my private investigator friend and said, will you pull and see if I have any warrants? And he said, you're. You got nothing. This is the third time this has happened. So, guys, I don't know what the racket is.
Turley
I was gonna say, you call back and they're not there.
John Clay Wolf
Well, now they're not. But I mean, like, they've got a racket. I guess I just want to scare you and give them a credit card. Sure.
Bobbo
I think. Yeah. They want you to pick the phone up, and then maybe they take your voice and they can do stuff. I'm seriously. They can do all that kind of stuff.
John Clay Wolf
They take your voice, and then they'll call your aunt and say, hey, I'm in jail and please come save me, and all that stuff. I mean, it's weird the amount of.
Bobbo
Text messages you get saying, hey, click this for UPS package. It's there. Don't do it. Don't click it. Yeah, because they want you to click into that link and then put your information in. I mean, it's endless amount of scams.
JD Ryan
Those guys at the tower, they're. They're so calm. I was saying, I listened to a long string of that. That's a. That's a really edited deal very much. And I never did find a spot where they got upset.
John Clay Wolf
No, they. They just go, Andrew in Tennessee.
Tex
Yes, sir.
John Clay Wolf
You call. You good. You called in last week with that tank that you built, right?
Tex
Yeah. Yes, sir.
John Clay Wolf
Now, my guys. So I called my guys back, I said, hey, did we buy that tank? And they said, he won't answer the phone. Did you ever answer the phone?
Bobbo
Well, yesterday, yeah.
Tex
I mean, I've been texting with Jeff. With Jeff Martin about it.
John Clay Wolf
Okay. But we had to flip it.
Tex
Yeah, Yeah, I. I sent him some pictures of the interior and stuff like that, and I told him I'd be happy to bring it down to the ranch and crush some cars, but what.
John Clay Wolf
About a video of it working?
Tex
Yeah, Jeff has all that. I put in YouTube links to the video of it driving around. My boss is sending me some videos for when we had it out at a promotional thing for AutoZone. You can hear the engine real good. So, yes, there's video proof that it works, pictures of the interior, the whole nine yards.
John Clay Wolf
Now, you says you also have a Fiero or a Firebird that you converted to a Mad Max Back to the Future thing.
Tex
Yeah, I got an 85 Pontiac Fiero gigawatted trim edition. I sent him picture. Oh, it's on your guys's website. It's. But yeah, I. I made it into. I did a 3 inch chop top on it to kind of make it look a little bit more sleek. Jet boosters, you know, junk reactor lights, sounds, the whole. The whole nine yards.
JD Ryan
Dude.
John Clay Wolf
Were you dropped on your head as a child?
Tex
Yes, several times. My mom was good to me, but my dad, he just threw me around, you know, and.
John Clay Wolf
So where did you learn how to weld? Did you teach yourself?
Tex
Yes, actually, you know, I ended up buying a welder for the tank project. And, you know, so, you know, had to. Had to buy a nice Lincoln welder and everything, but yeah, it's. The welds hold together. You know, I've taken it over some. Some rougher terrain and hasn't. Hasn't complained too much. So.
John Clay Wolf
Does the gun work?
Tex
Yeah, yeah.
JD Ryan
Really?
John Clay Wolf
What kind of.
Tex
It's got a. It's 40 millimeter. Well, it fires airsoft grenades because I can't get a permit for the actual grenade launcher, but. So, yeah, I got these dummy rounds that you can put into it, and you can. You can get them from pretty much any airsoft supplier, and they actually. Some of them actually explode on contact. So it's pretty cool. It's a lot of fun. I also have one that'll shoot a nerf football about 100 yards.
John Clay Wolf
What motor is in the tank?
Tex
A 360ft. So it's a gas 72 for.
John Clay Wolf
All right. Yeah, I'm. Do you have a weight. Do you have a flatbed to haul this thing on?
Tex
Yeah, I can. Yeah, I can move it. That's the nice part about it is it only weighs. I think it weighs about 5,700 pounds. I've actually never weighed the thing, But I can haul it with my. I got it.
John Clay Wolf
All right, all right, all right. If it's running in its drive and I'm buying it for 10,000 delivered, bring your ass and we're gonna make a cool video. Either I'm gonna. I'm sure I'm gonna lose money on it, but I'm gonna do it anyway.
Tex
Right.
John Clay Wolf
All right. Throw the car into buddy.
Tex
All right, Sounds good.
John Clay Wolf
We'll blow the car up while you're here. All right. The picture of the tank is up on our YouTube stream right now. Go to jcwshow.com youm'll see the tank.
Bobbo
Buying a tank.
John Clay Wolf
Buying a tank.
Bobbo
It's a first year, folks.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, that's pretty cute. I'm gonna break that thing so fast. Especially with his sorry ass welding. He didn't say it. I mean, he's a new welder. There's no way he did a great job. But it does look good. It looks better. Anything I could ever do.
Turley
Is that the weirdest thing you've ever boug?
John Clay Wolf
I think so. We're right there at it.
Turley
Right there.
John Clay Wolf
We're right there.
Bobbo
Yeah. There's no doubt.
Turley
Gotta be a tank. What else could it be? Yeah. With a gun. The guy goes.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. Shoots airsoft.
Turley
I couldn't get a permit to use the grenade launcher.
John Clay Wolf
10,000 delivered. I'm in, man. And he gets to go in the drawing. He might win 25,000.
Bobbo
You know what?
John Clay Wolf
You're right. Everybody who sells something to give me the VIN in the month of March gets put in the thing for 25 grand.
Bobbo
That'd be so funny if he's the one that won it.
Turley
You ever want to just disconnect from the world? I know, John. You thought about it a few times. Jelly Bowl.
John Clay Wolf
Try to do it Saturday afternoon through Sunday evening. Just.
Turley
Just turn everything off. I bet you don't turn your phone off.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, it doesn't happen.
Turley
Jelly Roll has done that. He threw his phone in the river back in December because it was causing him anxiety and he wanted to disconnect. Here's what he had to say about how life works now in Jelly Rolls World without a phone.
JD Ryan
Cut for laptop. It's been cool. I got a laptop. I email like it's 1998. I'm just waiting on the dial up modem. It's awesome, dude. No, it's so much cooler. And of course, I mean I don't. This is probably too inside baseball, but I mean I have, I always have somebody around me. So it's not management assistant. Somebody is constantly, you know, so the only place where it met, where I don't have a phone, where people can get me if they need me is when I'm at home. And that's where I don't need to be. Got.
John Clay Wolf
Guys, I don't want to do another Jelly Roll impersonate.
Bobbo
Every time we look at it, we're like, what is Jelly Roll?
John Clay Wolf
It's not that good. People on the chat. Do you think that the Jelly Roll impersonation is any good? I think it's annoying.
Bobbo
I mean, with Jelly Roll, you know.
John Clay Wolf
I don't talk to God when my phone's turned off cuz God can't get a hold of me. And my wife is doing only fan porno on her phone. And that's really why I don't want my phone because it keeps showing me the clips.
Turley
The wife.
Bobbo
That would be disturbing.
John Clay Wolf
Is she really a porn dealer? Am I making that up?
Turley
No, no, she really is.
JD Ryan
No, she was for a long time.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. Yeah. God, that's got to be tough, guys. You thought it was hard being married to dating a stripper. Imagine a porn lady. Oh, no, honey. You want to fool around? No. Okay, well, hang on. I'm gonna watch you get plowed by somebody else and just act like it's me. There's only 5,000 options here on the Internet to watch you get plowed.
JD Ryan
No, that's.
John Clay Wolf
That's tough. Yeah.
Bobbo
Yeah. There's no way.
John Clay Wolf
No way. No way. What you could do.
Turley
You can get married to somebody who's a porn star. Yeah.
JD Ryan
It happens, man. We've all seen Boogie Nights, you know?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, yeah, we did see Boogie Nights, buddy. Do you remember the scene when his porno wife keeps screwing other people? And then he goes out in the. In the driveway and they're filming it, and he goes in the bedroom and kills himself?
JD Ryan
Right? And he's just a camera operator, but Burt Reynolds wife.
John Clay Wolf
You know, he didn't have a wife in that movie.
JD Ryan
Yes, he did. She was the top star when his wife, played by Julianne Moore. Yes, it was his wife.
John Clay Wolf
It was his wife.
JD Ryan
You didn't watch closely enough. You never pay attention.
John Clay Wolf
I know that movie inside.
JD Ryan
It was his wife. Look at the Wikipedia synopsis. God's sakes, man. No, they always travel together. They. Yeah.
Turley
Okay. Do we really have snakes? Coming up after we break here. Real, real live snakes in studio that you can also see. If you go to jcwshow.com and click on the YouTube link, you'll see real, live rattlesnakes. Not some little garden snake. They're all defanged, right?
John Clay Wolf
No. Ooh. No.
Bobbo
They got the poison still.
Turley
Yes. I saw video yesterday on Facebook, and they're like, oh, these are really fun. Hey, they got their kids down there now.
Bobbo
Did everybody sign a waiver?
Turley
And one guy kissed a snake right on the head. I'm thinking you got whatever happens coming, right?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. If you guys are looking for something to do and you're around Central Texas, it's about. From Dallas, it's about the same trip as Waco from Fort Worth. It's only an hour from Austin, it's two. But in Walnut Springs, Texas, they're doing the Rattlesnake Roundup, where these guys go out and hunt snakes for the past two, three weeks. And they put them in burlap sacks, they bring them down, they Dump them into this big pit in the middle of town, weigh them, measure them, and these guys do shows with them. And the guys that do the shows are coming up here and bringing the snakes here in a minute. Hell, they'll be here any minute. I think. I think they're lovely. Okay, so if they dump rattlesnakes on this console right here in front of us. Yeah, I'm gonna duck.
Bobbo
I have a problem. Because I have to have my hands on the controls here. Yeah, so let's not put them by the controls, please. We're gonna have problems getting on and off.
John Clay Wolf
Can they just put them over there?
Turley
It's all one big tabletop.
John Clay Wolf
Brandon. I don't. We used to have a remote camera that we could run into the board. A rover. I don't know.
Turley
We'll find out.
John Clay Wolf
We'll find out in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars Radio. For America's best car buyer. Give me the ven.com. remember, we buy RVs and motorcycles, buses, travel trailers, all that good stuff, too. And I need to plug Gordon Boswell flowers around the corner or across the country. Gordon Boswell is your floral needs provider. They're the best. And you go to jcwshow.com link through to Gordon. Boss will be right back.
Turley
Ready or not, like it or not, here they come again.
John Clay Wolf
It's a shame.
DJ Pre K
Broadcasting live from the wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay wolf show.
JD Ryan
Hit him up now.
DJ Pre K
800, 800 radio. And check out the podcast@jcwshow.com now. John Clay.
John Clay Wolf
Everybody needs to sign a release waiver. Start. So we've got the rattlesnake handlers in the studio. They're in Walnut Springs, Texas today and tomorrow doing the rattlesnake roundup.
JD Ryan
The cowboys from hell.
John Clay Wolf
Cowboys from hell. And you guys brought live rattlesnakes in here?
David E. Step
One or two.
John Clay Wolf
How many did you really take?
David E. Step
One or two.
John Clay Wolf
Okay. What's your name, sir?
David E. Step
David E. Step.
John Clay Wolf
All right. And how long you been doing this?
David E. Step
I'm gonna tell my age. 59 years.
John Clay Wolf
How many times have you been bitten?
David E. Step
Why does everybody always ask?
John Clay Wolf
Because everybody's scared to get bitten. Everyone's scared to get bitten. That's why. I'll tell you what.
David E. Step
I got bit, Bob.
John Clay Wolf
I got beat him to line up. Go ahead.
David E. Step
I got bit by my wife last week.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
David E. Step
And I had to go to the birth stream, get a detector shot. Now I've had. I've had probably seven real bad bites that I was in the hospital for a long time. All total, 39.
John Clay Wolf
39 bites and 7 bad ones.
David E. Step
Yes, sir.
John Clay Wolf
How many times have you been bitten? Just once. How long ago? April. Get in that mic. The last April you got bit? Yeah, yeah. After I talked to you. Yeah, yeah, it was a bad one. And what happens? So what do you do? You get bit, then what? Get right up to them, start treating on it, and then end up going to hospital? I think I got 22 vials of antivenom. What'd you feel? Like hell. Yeah. Do you feel sick? Do you feel fluish? Do you feel what? No, I didn't feel sick or flu. It's just painful. All right. Did you ever watch Tiger King? Yeah, hang on.
David E. Step
Oh, yeah.
John Clay Wolf
Hey, Joe. Joe, have you ever been bit by a snake? I. I have been bit by Burmese pythons and anacondas. Well, those are squeezers. Those aren't biters. Aren't they? They got big teeth.
David E. Step
Hey, what's going on, Joe?
John Clay Wolf
Do you know, Joe, this is Snake Man.
David E. Step
What's going on, big man?
John Clay Wolf
How many fingers are you missing?
David E. Step
Hey, I'm not missing any.
John Clay Wolf
Every rattlesnake hunt I ever went to, everybody's missing half their fingers.
David E. Step
Well, the other guy sitting down there, he can only give you a nine and three quarter. He can't give you a full ten.
John Clay Wolf
So, Joe, did you ever get bit by a tiger? I never. No. So you're a better handler than they are. They keep getting bit. I got drugged around by one, but.
Tex
But never bit.
John Clay Wolf
Well, we've got. We've got some. Joe, did you have any. I can't spend too much time with you today. I'll leave you on. I'll leave you on, but I gotta do this with them right now. Did you get heavy news this week on your release? Is anything good happening? I have not. Other than. The only good news, really, is Andrew Tate made it back in America. You know, Trump made a phone call to Romania and got him back in America. So I got Andrew Tate out there. They're speaking for me. So between him and Terry Hogan, you know Hulk Hogan? Yep. They both jumped on the bandwagon.
Tex
So I got.
John Clay Wolf
I'm getting there, I'm getting there. Free Joe. Exotic. We're working on it, Joe. Thank you, sir. All right, guys, this call is coming from a federal prison. Yeah, Joe's still 30 days in the hole or seven years in the hole. Right, so tell me about what. Okay, I've got six minutes on this segment, and then we've got to go to break. What? What? This was my stupid idea. And I'm completely second guessing this stupid idea. It was the dumbest idea I've had in a long time. You know, like, Johnny Carson used to have live animals on the show. We were talking about the Tonight show, but I don't think you ever had rattlesnakes.
Turley
No. Never?
John Clay Wolf
No. No. So what are we gonna do here today?
David E. Step
Well, I've got one better than that.
John Clay Wolf
All right, I got.
David E. Step
I got one over here in this crate, and I'm gonna come right over there to you, and you're gonna see something that you would never see unless you go to a zoo with a herpetologist. One of the little herpetariums. Yeah, it's from southwest Africa.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, so, hey, everybody needs to go to the YouTube stream right now, J. C. And you can click right through to it, and you can see the video of what we're doing here. Are you gonna. I had this dumb idea, like you were gonna put a snake in the middle of the radio console right here. So if you did that, what will happen? Well, one of it. I mean, I think we'll all bail out. Do you trust it enough to do that?
David E. Step
Oh, yeah, I got no problem with it. It's everybody else.
John Clay Wolf
What about you? Yeah, I'm fine with it. Let's do it.
Turley
They both do.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, my goodness.
JD Ryan
We have a vote with everybody in the room. Maybe.
Bobbo
Not much of a say here, do we?
Turley
Yeah, maybe we could discuss good bites versus bad bites.
John Clay Wolf
So we're gonna. We're gonna lay a rattlesnake live in the middle of the radio console or whatever kind of snake is the other one you do. Let's do whatever you want to do because. Why am I doing this early?
Bobbo
I don't know. I've got two screens protecting me, so I'm okay here.
John Clay Wolf
That's true. That's true.
Bobbo
Oh, as he says, not with these rattlesnakes.
John Clay Wolf
Not with these rattlesnakes. You did say he wanted to hold one, too.
Bobbo
No, let's.
John Clay Wolf
Let's start with this. I'd like to see how this goes. So we're going to lay rattlesnake, go to JCW show or John Clay Wolf show on YouTube. Just put, put. Put that in. Hands are sweat and you'll see. Yeah, I'm getting a little clammy. G.G. you're lucky you're remote from California today. Hello, California. Nobody curse nobody.
Bobbo
All right, he's.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, God. God damn. Oh. Oh. Son of a. Okay, so that's a rattlesnake. Why is he not biting you right now? Can you. Can you kind of talk? What? Will you talk over here? What's going on? Why is this snake not doing it? Why is he not biting anybody right now?
David E. Step
Right now? Just trying to get away from everybody.
John Clay Wolf
So you have a granite countertop so it's a little bit cooler. Yeah. And they're cold blooded. Yeah. So he's kind of chill right now. Okay. What makes him want to bite people? Yeah, doing what he's doing. Okay. And is he just watching? Is he. Is he just zoomed in on his. Is he just zoomed in on his head? Just waiting for him to make a move. He's just trying to get away. Okay. I just thought that they would bite immediately. Well, why is he not. I mean, so they only. They only strike in fear or for food. So there's nothing nerd for him to eat. Well, I think he knows what he's doing. Let's let him handle it. Okay. They strike for fear or for food. Correct. Okay. And he's not afraid of Dave, apparently. Why? Because Dave's not.
David E. Step
He's. Pretty face.
JD Ryan
Seriously, serious.
John Clay Wolf
Js. Like, seriously, seriously walk around this. I would rather you not. I really. No, I don't.
JD Ryan
I can't move, dude.
John Clay Wolf
Holy crap.
JD Ryan
Snake walk.
Bobbo
He's like, walking around like it's nothing.
John Clay Wolf
How you.
Bobbo
How are you doing that without any.
David E. Step
Fear paid attention to y'all?
Gigi
Oh, my goodness.
John Clay Wolf
You just focus on the snake. And after playing with him for. Would you handle him too, or is it just him? Yeah. You guys are crazier than the s. House rat.
Bobbo
And look at how much length he's got to turn around and just strike you.
John Clay Wolf
But why is he not doing it?
JD Ryan
He's about to relax.
John Clay Wolf
How the hell could he be even relaxed with all of us acting like jerks and running around scared? He's just cooler than we are. Right. Okay, so.
Bobbo
So do you always carry him that far back, or do you want to grab them near the head?
John Clay Wolf
No, because once you grab them near the head, it's kind of like it's a threat to it. But he's not looking at him while he's talking to you. He's not watching it. How can you do that without me? No. Hell no. I don't want to hold it. I don't want. I. Okay, well, you. I'll put them in a tubing. You can hold them. Okay. I'd do that. All right. I'd do that. Put them in a condom. Alabama Black Snake Part 2 oh, wow.
Bobbo
This is a huge.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, God. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
JD Ryan
Wait.
Gigi
Where'd it go?
Bobbo
What is that one? Hold on. What is that one?
David E. Step
Viper.
Bobbo
A viper.
David E. Step
He's got two inch.
Gigi
Aren't those poisonous?
Bobbo
The thing is huge.
John Clay Wolf
Where you going? I want you to hold him.
Bobbo
Now can I appreciate staring at me. Is that not a good thing if he's staring at me like that?
David E. Step
You worry when they don't stare at you.
Bobbo
Okay, so he's looking at the room. I'm just gonna. If you look right there. That camera right there. Okay. Yeah, no, no, this one right here. That green light is.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
Bobbo
Crap. That's about as close as I'm gonna get here.
John Clay Wolf
He is beautiful, though.
Bobbo
It's good coloring. This is a viper. It's got good color.
JD Ryan
Wow.
Bobbo
That is amazing. Look good on boots, too. How old is that snake?
David E. Step
This one's probably about four years.
Bobbo
So four years old. How much longer? Won't get much longer. Wow.
David E. Step
And really, I'm not making the job, folks.
Bobbo
Again, go to thejcwshow.com I'm going to touch it. Okay, I can touch it. Just touch it.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, yeah.
Bobbo
Feels. He's warm.
Gigi
Oh, they're not cold.
Bobbo
No, he's warm.
John Clay Wolf
Go to jcwshow.com on the YouTube if you want to see this video. And get that some away from me.
Bobbo
Okay.
John Clay Wolf
And yeah, way behind me. Hey, yeah, I got one right.
JD Ryan
Oh, God.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, here's this one.
Bobbo
He's got a rattler. Oh, he kissed it in the tube.
John Clay Wolf
Kiss it in the tube. Doing the tube. Snake boogie from ZZ Top. Oh, my gosh.
Bobbo
All right.
Gigi
Ew.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
Bobbo
Is he taking the video?
Gigi
Pop his head out.
Bobbo
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking too. Yeah, that Viper went up. It didn't make his me as nervous. Is that water right there?
John Clay Wolf
I don't know.
Bobbo
Because he seemed calmer. Is that true over there? Snake man is that Viper is a much calmer snake.
John Clay Wolf
We gotta go to break. When we come back, we're gonna skip the car segment. I want you to do the balloon pop, will you?
David E. Step
You got it.
John Clay Wolf
All right, we'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf. And if. If you can, if you're driving and don't do it, but if you're not, go to jcwshow.com and you can watch this live on the video. Click the YouTube or just go to YouTube, put in John Clay Will, and we'll be right back after this music break. And we're going to do a little bit more. He's going to do A snake show with us a little bit and then I'll be done. Thank God.
DJ Pre K
Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.
John Clay Wolf
All right, guys, round two. We've got a viper and a rattlesnake live in the studio. We've got these snake handlers that came in from. One came in from Corpus and one came in from Pennsylvania to handle the Texas rattlesnake roundup in Walnut Springs this morning. They're. They're live today and Sunday and tonight doing shows. It's. If you're looking for a weekend drive, come on down and see this. It's. There's several thousand people in town right now. He is going to do a performance on the air right now that you. If you go to jcwshow.com jcwshow.com and click through to our YouTube stream, you'll see it right now. Or just YouTube. John Clay Wolf on YouTube. And you'll see it. I mean, obviously you can hear it on your car radio, but. So tell me what's going on. Tell me what he's doing.
David E. Step
Okay. You know, a lot of people when we do these shows all over the United States, they always want, hey, you know that snakes fix doesn't have any fangs, right? Well, that's. Hey, you know, you got a bunch of fools inside of a pit with a bunch of strikes. I would think that too, but they. Well, how far and how fast can that snake strike? Well, what David's gonna do just to show y'all, and I hope you got a high speed camera. Cause if you don't, you'll never get a picture of it. He's gonna aggravate this snake, put that balloon in his mouth and put his face right down with that rattlesnake. If it works, it looks real good. If it doesn't work, it looks real bad.
Bobbo
He's popping him in the head, hitting.
Turley
Him in the head.
John Clay Wolf
He's trying to get him a strike.
Bobbo
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
With this balloon in his mouth.
Bobbo
In his mouth.
Turley
He's. He's what?
John Clay Wolf
What? He's a chicken snake.
Bobbo
Chicken snake.
Turley
What?
John Clay Wolf
We gotta swap snakes. Snake swap. It's just like that Sugar Hill Gang. If your girl starts acting up, then you take her friend. Yeah. So he's going to get his friend.
Bobbo
That was a. Was that a babyish type snake?
David E. Step
Yeah, pretty much.
Gigi
He's little.
David E. Step
Yeah.
Bobbo
So now he's.
David E. Step
Oh, trust me. We have some down there right now that are smaller than that.
Bobbo
Another little one. Oh, he's rattling.
John Clay Wolf
So he does have fangs.
David E. Step
Yes, sir.
John Clay Wolf
All right.
David E. Step
I hope that or David's real good with busting a balloon. Wow, that's knifeless.
John Clay Wolf
Damn. Get up, get your feet up.
David E. Step
Snake in the building. Snake in the building says it true.
JD Ryan
The tiny ones are more venomous than like the big ones.
David E. Step
No, they're like a little kid. The young snakes, they haven't learned that to survive. Every time they strike at something, they don't have to inject all their venom. They don't have to do it. You know, the adult you may get a warning strike, a dry box where they don't give you any venom at all. That's telling you, get out of my area, leave. If you persist, they're probably going to give you a dose of venom.
John Clay Wolf
These guys that are bringing all the snakes out of the hills out here in Bosque county, are they spraying gasoline like, sir, what are they spraying in the holes?
David E. Step
Nothing.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, I thought they gas them out to get them to come out.
David E. Step
No, sir.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, I was wrong. Okay, what do they use to get them out?
David E. Step
They just, they wait until a good sunshiny day. And when these snakes, because y'all have had a pretty good winter up here, right, when they feel that warmth, that's where they're going to go to. Because they're cold. They're cold blooded.
John Clay Wolf
Right.
David E. Step
And to regulate their body heat, okay, you turn the air conditioner on or the heater on, they can't do that. So they have to absorb what the temperature is around them.
John Clay Wolf
Okay. So you're coming out and then they catch them with the thing and they put them in a burlap bag and they bring them to you. And it's like a fishing tournament. Pretty much everybody's bringing in their catch and they're weighing them and lengthen, measuring them and they put them in the deal. And then you, you do these performances with them this weekend and you do it once an hour roughly. Starts this morning, I think 11. So in 30 minutes y'all do the first one, I believe. Is that right?
David E. Step
Yeah, we've got a crew down there right now that's getting ready to do that because, you know, you were gracious enough to let us come over here, so. Absolutely, and we appreciate it.
John Clay Wolf
Absolutely. This is fun. So where else do y'all do this?
David E. Step
From here we go to Riesel. After Riesel.
John Clay Wolf
Where's Riesel?
David E. Step
The other side of Waco.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
David E. Step
And then from there we go to Ware, Oklahoma.
John Clay Wolf
I know where that is.
David E. Step
From there we go to Jackson, Mississippi.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, so what's the Pennsylvania connection? Do y'all have a deal? Up in Pennsylvania. Yeah, we have rattlesnake roundups up there, but they're like Bassmasters, so we're allowed one timber, one copperhead. They weigh it, measure it. You get a point. You get points. It's a point system. And you entered three of our hunts for our state championship.
Bobbo
Is people making a living doing this?
John Clay Wolf
No, it's just for fun.
Bobbo
Okay.
Tex
Yeah.
Bobbo
They're not like bass tournaments where the people are sponsored and all that kind of stuff.
David E. Step
Oh, no, this is just a hobby.
Bobbo
Okay.
David E. Step
I couldn't get into nascar, so I figured I'd do this.
John Clay Wolf
The craziest thing is when you took a sleeping bag and filled it full of snakes and then that woman crawled in that sleeping bag.
David E. Step
Huh?
Bobbo
Is that going to happen again?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, he. I think it was his old. His ex. Old lady that used to do it. She quit. She quit him quit. The snakes quit it. All right.
Bobbo
Wonder why.
David E. Step
It wasn't because of the snakes. I'll just leave it at that. It wasn't because of the snakes.
John Clay Wolf
Well, guys, I do appreciate you coming up today and everybody that wants much as we do B, that wants to see this live, come to Walnut Springs, Texas, right now, this weekend, today and tomorrow. And they'll be doing these performances. I think they're like five bucks or ten bucks. I forgot what.
JD Ryan
I think it's eight.
John Clay Wolf
But maybe eight. Eight bucks. But. But a big percentage of the money goes to the youth association.
Tex
Yes.
John Clay Wolf
So it's cool stuff. Thank y'all for coming up. Okay, my name is John Clay Wolf. I'm going to take a qua lud. Hey, we got a shirt for you. Listening cowboys from hell.
JD Ryan
All right.
Bobbo
That's a good looking shirt.
JD Ryan
Awesomeness.
John Clay Wolf
Snake handler. All right, man. Thank you, guys. I'll wear this. Good stuff. Well, my name is John Clay Wolf by Cars Radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com. we will be right back.
DJ Pre K
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John Clay Wolf
JD what were you saying?
Turley
Oh, work. There it is. In radio, many, many years. I've seen a guy named Russ Martin get a vasectomy live on the air. We shot a gun actually in the studio and almost hit somebody. I've seen. I've flown the Goodyear blimp live on the air. I've never done that. Never want to do it again. That was scary.
John Clay Wolf
As Hell, that was scary as hell, dude. That was scary as hell. Yeah.
Turley
And he gets behind you and you really can't see.
John Clay Wolf
And then he ran his damn finger up my back. Oh, great. That's when I yelled first.
JD Ryan
Is that what that was?
Turley
Oh, my God.
Bobbo
Dude.
JD Ryan
Dude, that snake was playing us. I mean, he looked right at me. Look right at Turley. He's like, I'm gonna bite you. I'm gonna bite you.
Turley
It's gonna hurt.
Bobbo
God, my hands. Sweating. Sweating.
Turley
I'm looking over here by me. He's got the. The bite kit.
John Clay Wolf
Oh.
Turley
Just in case.
John Clay Wolf
Just in case.
Bobbo
How quick? I guess we didn't ask. They have to do it right away, right? If you get bit, you can't wait.
Turley
Tuesday's fine.
John Clay Wolf
Fafo f around and find out, right? We did f around. We did not find out. Thank goodness.
JD Ryan
Thank goodness.
John Clay Wolf
800-800-7, 2, 3, 4 8.
Bobbo
There was a poll on the stream if they would handle anybody wanted to handle a snake.
John Clay Wolf
What would?
Bobbo
50, 50. They would handle the snake. So half the people said they would have to be.
John Clay Wolf
They were doing it so easily. I was. I was getting my confidence up, but I was like, nah, nah, I'm good.
JD Ryan
Not. I.
John Clay Wolf
When I handled it, it had a thing around his head, so it couldn't be.
JD Ryan
I wouldn't even do that, man.
Turley
And then they. They play with it over here, and they make him with. He has a baboon in his mouth.
John Clay Wolf
It's like, yeah, if you missed it on the YouTube stream, you can go back later and watch it. It's just. It'll be a few hours into the show. You'll see it. Holy, holy, holy. Backtracks right now.
Turley
Okay?
John Clay Wolf
The Supremes boy, backtracks. Call in the people to call in and guess the right names of these songs from the Supremes. Win anything they want off of the merch page@jcwshow.com and you can also click through the YouTube stream there. Cut one. That's the. I mean, the click, click, click, click, click, click. Cut to. I'm a pretty big Supremes head, so I may be getting this much easier. Diana Ross and the Supremes, 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. Guess those two songs and you will win the stuff. Cut one, cut two.
Bobbo
Now, you're gonna have to give time for the phones to build up because everybody that listens to this music has a rotary phone. So it's going to take time for. To build up the lines here.
John Clay Wolf
Kenneth and Cleburn 78 Camaro. A project, an unfinished project that's all I'm looking for in my life is unfinished projects.
JD Ryan
Oh, yeah.
John Clay Wolf
What motor's in it? Can you there? Yeah, yeah. It's a 305. Are you the guy I bought the Dakota off of?
Turley
Yes, sir, I sure am.
John Clay Wolf
Okay. I can hear that voice. So let's do this. Take some pictures. Send it to givemetheven.com. let's take a look. Well, it's got a lot of fiberglass.
Turley
In there because it had holes that straight from Detroit.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, let's just. There's too much on air to do on this one. Let's do it off here. Take photos, take some videos and load it in to givemetheven.com. we'll get after it. Thank you. And if I can make it work, I will. But I need to see the pictures first. But I have a feeling they're terrible. Is it just terrible? Is it just like something sitting in a field that needs to be hauled off? Oh, no, it's not terrible.
Turley
You know, I mean, I've got things straight.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, take some photos. Send in. Thank you. 800-800-7234. Carl in Houston. I don't know the market on a Nissan hard body with 42,000 miles right off the top of my head. It says frame off. Resto mod. So what did you do to it?
Tex
So it's obviously the frame off. It's been. The frame was stripped down. It's been repainted. The whole body's been repainted. Interior has been redone.
John Clay Wolf
But the Resto mod. Did you change things?
Tex
So they're in originally from the factory. They were front disc brakes, rear drums. It's been upgraded. It's got rear discs on it. Now those four wheel disc brake, which it didn't come with.
John Clay Wolf
Oh my God.
Tex
And then it's got a. It's got a. Imported from Japan. They, they overseas, they came with the turbo diesel.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
Tex
So it's got it imported from Japan, turbo diesel in it.
John Clay Wolf
That's good. What do you want for it?
Tex
I have no idea. I know down here a piece of junk's three to five grand and you know, so I have no idea what, where to even start with something like that.
John Clay Wolf
I'll look. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. This one's too weird also. I need, I need to see it. But I don't think I'm gonna knock your socks off.
Tex
I, I didn't expect you to it. I, I wouldn't.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
Tex
I'm gonna say, oh, you know, I'm gonna ask 50 grand for it.
John Clay Wolf
It may be, like, under 10, is what I'm thinking.
Tex
Okay.
John Clay Wolf
Okay. Load it up. Give me the VIN dot com. 8008-0072-3480-0800, radio. Rest in peace, Gene Hackman. Yeah, I've got the.
Bobbo
Do you want me to play the cuts again for the backtracks?
John Clay Wolf
Oh, yeah.
Bobbo
Cut one. Supremes got two.
John Clay Wolf
Call in. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.
JD Ryan
Hey, Gigi, you'll love this. You know why we're doing Supremes today?
Gigi
Because it's Black History Month. Last day.
JD Ryan
No, that. This is March here. Oh, but no, it was this day. 1976. Florence Ballard, I know you recognize the name of the Supremes, died at the age of 32. She was. She was really young back then. She sang on 16 of their 40 top singles. And the character Effie White from Dream Girls, it's the best show y'all all seen. Dream Girls, played by Jennifer husband. Jennifer Hudson was based on Florence Ballard, and she. She thanked Florence Ballard when she accepted her Academy Award.
Gigi
Oh, that's neat.
JD Ryan
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
Hey, here's a new take on America's immigration policy. President Trump has announced a new gold card program for wealthy foreigners to have green card privileges and a path to citizenship. Cut three.
Turley
We're going to be selling a gold card. You have a green card. This is a gold card.
John Clay Wolf
We're going to be putting a price.
Turley
On that card of about $5 million, and that's going to give you green card privileges. Plus, it's going to be a route to citizenship.
John Clay Wolf
And wealthy people will be coming into.
Turley
Our country by buying this car. They'll be wealthy, and they'll be successful, and they'll be spending a lot of money and paying a lot of taxes and employing a lot of people, and we think it's going to be extremely successful.
Bobbo
Is this real?
John Clay Wolf
That's real.
JD Ryan
That's real.
Bobbo
This is amazing.
Turley
Go cards.
Bobbo
So we're. We're going to make money off of it?
Turley
Absolutely. Five million.
JD Ryan
We who?
Turley
Yeah.
Bobbo
Well, doesn't it come trickle down to us, the normal people?
John Clay Wolf
Right.
JD Ryan
Hell no. Run to your buck.
Turley
Run to your mailbox and wait.
JD Ryan
Oh, the words of Richard Nixon. I'm not a crook.
Bobbo
I thought it came down to us. Okay.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. Everybody, sorry.
Turley
It's gonna come to you.
JD Ryan
Have you seen where he's.
John Clay Wolf
He literally on his Twitter put out a video of promotion of Trump. Gaza.
JD Ryan
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
Them developing the Gaza golden statue, just.
JD Ryan
Like Moses older brother Aaron did in the desert. God didn't like that so you think.
John Clay Wolf
Trump is like Moses?
JD Ryan
Nope.
John Clay Wolf
What do you think?
JD Ryan
I think golden statues are a bit taboo among the faithful.
John Clay Wolf
All right, 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio Mike, what are your two guesses on the supremes?
Tex
Diana Ross and the supremes, My baby love and reflection.
John Clay Wolf
Reflections is correct. Baby love is not correct. So you're close. Play cut one again. I thought cut one was the easy one. You didn't screw this up, did you?
JD Ryan
Because down here, Babylon 2 reasons. I love baby love. My mom used to play supremes when she was getting ready for work in the morning. Early, early. And I heard it all the time. And in Jackie Brown, Robert de niro hires himself a lap dance who lip syncs to baby love.
Bobbo
But that's not it.
JD Ryan
No, that's not baby love.
John Clay Wolf
We'll be right back. We're gonna take a quick music break and rejoin in about three minutes. My name is John Claywolf by cars and radio for America's best car buyer, givemetheven.com we also buy RVs, buses, travel trailers, motorcycles, all that stuff@givemetheven.com coast to coast. Be right.
DJ Pre K
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John Clay Wolf
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John Clay Wolf
How about that? And what a season he had. Great manny. He became the first defensive player to win the heisman trophy. And congratulations, Charles. That is something that no one can.
JD Ryan
Ever take away from.
John Clay Wolf
Unless you kill your wife in the waiter.
JD Ryan
In which case.
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John Clay Wolf
Claywolf.Com Cherelle in California, what are your guesses on the backtracks on the Supremes? So my first guess is going to be stopping the name of love and reflections. No, but good guess. Tom and Tucson, what's your guess?
JD Ryan
It's gonna be.
Tex
You can't hurry Love and reflections.
John Clay Wolf
No. Catherine in Missouri. What's your guess?
JD Ryan
Reflections.
Tex
And you keep me hanging on.
John Clay Wolf
Everybody's correct with reflections but nobody's got.
Bobbo
So the second one.
John Clay Wolf
Yes.
Bobbo
But they haven't got this one.
John Clay Wolf
Mike in Florida. What's your guess on the first one? Love child. Nope. Ron and Austin. What's your guess?
Tex
Where did our love go?
John Clay Wolf
There you go.
JD Ryan
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
Pre K. Ron is on Line two, tell him what he won and hook him up. Yes, sir. Thank you.
Bobbo
How old is Ron?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, let's see how old Ron is. Precast. How Ron, what's your age? 66. 66? Yeah. Hey, man, I'm a big Supremes head. I mean, I'm. I'm. I went to a party about a year ago or two years ago, one of those benefit deals, and Diana Ross was playing.
JD Ryan
Oh, yeah, she was on. She's. She stayed on. Yeah. Lifetime.
John Clay Wolf
She was. She. She was great.
JD Ryan
There are a lot of girl groups I like, man. Soul girl groups. Love the Emotions. Love the Emotion.
Gigi
Oh, yeah, I like the Emotion.
JD Ryan
Nobody quite compares to the original Supreme.
Bobbo
And they could sing when you saw him, John. Like, it was.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, yeah, it was great. She was great. She was awesome. And it was real. It wasn't lip sync. You could see because she was. She was changing the songs around.
JD Ryan
Really?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. Wow. Yeah, she still got really neat.
JD Ryan
I remember she did the super bowl, man. She climbed off a helicopter with her hair going everywhere.
Turley
Right.
JD Ryan
She was so happy to see everybody. Diane Ross, always so happy to see you.
John Clay Wolf
What we need to do with the super bowl halftime show. To fix it.
JD Ryan
To fix it.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. This. After this year, it needs a fixing.
JD Ryan
People didn't. People didn't care for it this year. I think it was. It may have been a little deep for some. I don't totally get it.
Bobbo
Gen Z liked it. Some of Y did, too. But. Yeah, it didn't go for X and up. Yeah, it wasn't. It's made for television for first of all.
JD Ryan
Right.
Bobbo
Not for anybody that's out there. But you're not gonna. I mean, what are you gonna do? You have to. You can't have somebody that's the most current superstar out there because they don't get paid for it. So they don't need the publicity. You have to find somebody that's kind of looking for publicity. I mean, rock and roll is pretty much the easiest.
John Clay Wolf
Is AC DC ever done the Super Bowl?
JD Ryan
Nope.
John Clay Wolf
They qualify.
JD Ryan
Absolutely.
John Clay Wolf
I mean, who doesn't like acdc? I don't really listen to it much anymore because I'm all burned out on them. But, I mean, it'd be interesting to.
JD Ryan
See, you know, artists have to season before they hit the Super Bowl. Prince could not have done that, like, in 1979, the 1999 era, after Purple Rain and everything that followed. He was ready for it. Tom Petty wasn't ready as beginning. I think Metallica is almost settled in. Seasoned well enough to do a Super Bowl. Halftime show.
John Clay Wolf
What about you, Jay?
Turley
The downside. Kenny Chesney was asked one year to do it, and he said, the downside of doing the super bowl is much bigger than the upside. He goes, you're gonna sell some albums. But I'm already selling albums. I'm already selling out stadiums. Why do this? If I put myself on that schedule, on that stage and have it maybe go bad.
John Clay Wolf
Pre K. Who would your super bowl pick be? Pre K. You there.
Bobbo
Oh, I know who it'd be.
Turley
It might be George Straight.
Bobbo
What's going on?
John Clay Wolf
Who would you. Who would you like to see do a Super bowl halftime show?
Bobbo
I'm a little ghetto man. I want to see, like, Lil Boosie do it.
Gigi
Where them dollars at? Where them dollars at?
Bobbo
Hey, three six Mafia do the halftime show.
John Clay Wolf
Gigi, who would you be?
Gigi
Can they be dead?
Bobbo
No.
John Clay Wolf
No.
Gigi
Can they be dead?
JD Ryan
Like, can they be dead? Yes.
Gigi
Can they be dead? They have to be alive.
John Clay Wolf
Yes. Right?
JD Ryan
Huh?
Turley
To do the super bowl, they'd have to be alive. Yes.
John Clay Wolf
Right, Right.
Gigi
She's go, I don't know then. I don't.
John Clay Wolf
I don't know. Baby.
Gigi
Can you stop with the sound effects?
John Clay Wolf
You get dumber and dumber.
Gigi
No, I'm not.
Turley
Do they got to be real?
John Clay Wolf
Do they have to be the Smurf?
Gigi
No, I was just.
John Clay Wolf
Papa Smurf. No, I was just. No.
Gigi
Asking if they could be dead.
John Clay Wolf
No. But.
Gigi
But. Okay.
JD Ryan
How you gonna play super bowl if you did. No, how are you gonna play the super bowl if you did?
Bobbo
Led Zeppelin.
Gigi
We can pick anybody.
John Clay Wolf
Robert. Robert Plant, Jimmy Page.
JD Ryan
I mean, that would be.
John Clay Wolf
That's the one. That's it.
Turley
That's it.
John Clay Wolf
Do that before they die, because they're fixing to be dead.
JD Ryan
Little bonum.
Gigi
And then they can do the super bowl show once they die.
John Clay Wolf
No, that's my. That needs to be next year. Without a doubt. Robert Plant and Jim Eagles.
JD Ryan
Eagles have never done super bowl halftime show. I'd watch that.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. But it's pretty mellow.
JD Ryan
They may be a little old fast lane man.
John Clay Wolf
And Jimmy Page still has it and it goes. Have Jack White joining.
Bobbo
Oh, yeah, yeah. To make a little mod. There you go. Yeah. Putting it together there.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. Guys, if you're listening, super bowl handlers. Jimmy, Robert, bring Jack White on bottom, son. There you go. You're good. That's next year, everybody.
Bobbo
We just announced it would be the largest viewing. Right.
John Clay Wolf
Be perfect. It'd be perfect for the Super Bowl.
Bobbo
I would think.
John Clay Wolf
I don't know about ever, but, yeah, it'd be pretty Damn good.
Bobbo
I mean, think about it.
John Clay Wolf
I don't know if Robert can still sing, right? Can't.
JD Ryan
Oh, yeah, he's. He's did an album with Allison Krause last year.
John Clay Wolf
Ten years ago, was it?
JD Ryan
No, they did another one.
John Clay Wolf
All right, yeah.
Bobbo
I mean.
John Clay Wolf
Terence. Speech impediment. Terence. Who do you think should do the Super Bowl? Well, acdc, that was pretty cool. And Sammy Hager. I can't drive 55. You know, something like that. I can't say anything about it.
Tex
I don't know.
John Clay Wolf
You took the words right out of my mouth.
Bobbo
Sammy Hagar would be cheesy as hell.
Turley
Oh, my God, would it ever? We got time for a quick story, Alex. You know, Alec Baldwin's got this new TV show out. So I don't know if this is staged or not. Alec Baldwin got confronted by a wigged out Trump impersonator. Pretty good one too. At the. At his New York City apartment building. And for a while, Baldwin just stayed quiet. And then he couldn't any longer. Cut number six.
John Clay Wolf
Alec, it's your favorite president. Look, Alec, I will offer you a total pardon for murdering that woman if you kiss the ring. Kiss the ring, Alec. Kiss the big, beautiful ring. Come on, Alec. I want to be friends. He did that impersonation of me. It was not too hot, not too good. But look, we're back in office.
JD Ryan
You lost.
John Clay Wolf
Kamala lost. She's somewhere getting intoxicated. Well, Alec, if you don't want that pardon for murdering that woman in cold blood.
JD Ryan
She's stewing.
John Clay Wolf
You can call it first degree, you can call it whatever you want.
JD Ryan
But it was not good.
John Clay Wolf
Let me ask a question.
JD Ryan
Sure.
John Clay Wolf
No, you realize.
JD Ryan
Look at me. I want you. Sure, sure. Oh, you got a camera on me.
John Clay Wolf
The ring. No, it's the ring.
Turley
You realize my kids live in this building, right?
JD Ryan
But I'm of your nurse.
John Clay Wolf
We love the children. We're doing great deals for the children.
JD Ryan
Okay?
Turley
If this camera was here, I'd snap you.
JD Ryan
There it is. Okay. All right.
John Clay Wolf
Alec Baldwin. Alec Baldwin, ladies and gentlemen. Class act. Believe me, believe me, okay? He's got more balls than Dairo, that.
JD Ryan
I can tell you.
John Clay Wolf
Dairo ran away.
JD Ryan
Alec confronted.
John Clay Wolf
That's good.
JD Ryan
He murdered a woman.
John Clay Wolf
So that's okay, right? Right.
Turley
He's so wanted.
JD Ryan
That comedian actually goes around and. And does that in a lot of different does he? Situations. Yeah. I immediately thought of Alex Stein. That's the kind of thing he. I wish. I know. He wished he thought of that, but.
John Clay Wolf
He couldn't pull it off like that you think now that guy had a good Trump impersonation.
JD Ryan
Pretty good.
Bobbo
Would we been mad if he did hit him?
John Clay Wolf
No, I'd love it.
Bobbo
Yeah. I mean, I think he had the right to do that, right? No, I mean, I say right.
John Clay Wolf
No, no, I absolutely think he had the right to do it. And I think a judge and a jury would have thought the same way.
Bobbo
Because he was constantly just antagonizing.
Turley
You cannot hit somebody. Nope.
John Clay Wolf
Why can't you hit somebody? It's illegal.
Turley
It's called when they need to be.
John Clay Wolf
Hit, they need to be hit.
Turley
You better do it out back or nobody's watching.
John Clay Wolf
There's cameras every where. You can't pull smack. They need Trump. You need to put in a new law. You're changing laws left and right.
Turley
There you go.
John Clay Wolf
You get to get hit law.
Turley
It is called battery hit law.
Bobbo
Hold on, wait. You need to get hit law.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
Turley
You need to get hit law.
John Clay Wolf
And it's, it's put on Twitter. You and Elon post it up. Let. Let the Twitter society vote yes or no. He was clear or he's not.
JD Ryan
Do you Hear all that, J.D. that's how we, that's how we instigate legislation now. Put it on Twitter and let tweeters vote on it.
Turley
That makes sense.
JD Ryan
There's nobody in. There's dumb or crazy.
John Clay Wolf
800-800-72348 800 radio. Remember, we're giving away $25,000 to one person this month in the month of March from give me the vin.com that sells their car to give me the VIN. So we're going to take all the cars that we buy from the public. It give me the vin. And we're going to have an outside accounting firm draw the name and we're going to send you a check for 25,000. So if we're 20 grand and CarMax is 20 grand and Car Van is 20 grand and everybody's 20 grand, if you send, you sell it to give me the VIN. You've got a chance to win. 25 grand is absolutely real. And there's no hook. We'll be right back.
JD Ryan
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DJ Pre K
Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studio. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show.
John Clay Wolf
Hey, Paulie.
JD Ryan
Hey, Stevie.
John Clay Wolf
Get your ass over here.
DJ Pre K
Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.
John Clay Wolf
Gigi, did you see where Elon Musk is making government people fill out what they did this week?
Gigi
No way. Are you for real?
John Clay Wolf
Yes. They're sending out emails. They're making them fill out a form of what they got accomplished this week. Like what they actually did.
Bobbo
What's their job?
John Clay Wolf
What do you do? What did you do? Like filling out your. Your work order. Like, here's what I did for the money that I earned this week.
Gigi
Okay. What's wrong with that?
John Clay Wolf
I don't know. I heard Bobo has a problem with it though.
JD Ryan
I have a problem with it. Why do I have a problem with it?
Bobbo
Did you not go to jd?
JD Ryan
Did I go to jd?
Bobbo
Yeah. Complaining about throw me under the bus, jamin Christmas, having somebody be invasive.
Turley
I thought it was funny.
JD Ryan
Invasive?
Turley
Now it sounds aggressive.
JD Ryan
Please enlighten me.
John Clay Wolf
You didn't go to JD Complaining that this guy's out of his mind? Look at what he's making people do.
JD Ryan
No, okay, I made it up. No, jd.
John Clay Wolf
What did he do?
Turley
He was just making a point that it was silly that someone was actually making someone tell you accountable for what they've done throughout the week. And I thought it was funny that.
JD Ryan
John is riding the Trump and Elon train and maybe he wants to get a little roi.
Turley
So you did say it.
JD Ryan
Something like that.
Turley
Yeah. There you go.
JD Ryan
Yeah.
Turley
John, follow up and ask him what he's done during the week, because Elon's done it.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, do you think I just follow Elon? I've been doing. I've been doing that for years, actually. I don't do it to you because I don't want to know what you do.
JD Ryan
I've got everything written down, man.
John Clay Wolf
Let's go over it.
JD Ryan
What's interesting?
John Clay Wolf
Look, actually, hey, if you. If you've got it all written down, I would love for you to read it off right now.
JD Ryan
Okay, what's interesting? And I can show you my, my books in there.
John Clay Wolf
I'll wait.
JD Ryan
Ms. Bondi, the attorney General, right. And Tulsi Gabbard, the Chief of intelligence, something and oh, what's his name? Cross eyed guy.
John Clay Wolf
You gotta make fun of him.
JD Ryan
No, no, Cross, the director of the FBI. I can't remember. Cash Patel. They all.
John Clay Wolf
Would you call me that cripple guy.
JD Ryan
They all emailed now. They all emailed their employees and said don't pay any attention to that email. Yeah, don't respond to that email. It's kind of a mixed bag right now. It seems like a lack of cohesive organization to me.
John Clay Wolf
You don't think that these people that are government workers that are working at home have gotten into a relaxed state of being and are not being efficient with their time?
JD Ryan
I have no doubt about it.
John Clay Wolf
I mean, so that's what they're trying to fix. They're trying to make it more efficient where they actually earn their money. And I'm not, I'm not saying everyone. I'm saying there's definitely some. I have a good friend whose wife is in, in a big position. She works at home and she's going to have to go back to the office and she actually is ready for retirement. So she's retiring.
JD Ryan
Right. But you know, not just working home though. Have you ever known like a postal worker? I'm not talking about the mail carriers. I mean, you know, what about it? Well, there's a little sit around time there. No. Anybody worked in a record store? There's a little bit of sit around time there.
Turley
Yeah, but you're in the facility.
John Clay Wolf
I mean how is it for you when you get up in the morning and you're 100 miles from the office and you just know that no one is looking over anything you're doing? You're 100% self managed.
JD Ryan
I mean for me personally, yeah, I can make coffee in my underwear.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
JD Ryan
Okay. Still up. Take a shower, get dressed, ready to go. We, we had a situation this week. You wanted to record some spots and you texted me, you came on down. I'm like, I'll go. And I didn't even, I didn't even tell you I was coming on down. I just came on down.
John Clay Wolf
I appreciate that.
JD Ryan
You didn't even ask me to come on.
John Clay Wolf
If you're picking a day to be in the office, I, I think Tuesdays is better.
JD Ryan
Well, whatever name.
John Clay Wolf
Is there a difference for you?
JD Ryan
Hey captain, it's your show.
John Clay Wolf
Is there a difference for you? I'm being, I'm being, I'm thinking about.
JD Ryan
120 mile, three hour difference. But no, no, it's your boat.
John Clay Wolf
I'm not saying do it every day. I'm not the one who told you to move 100 miles away either, right?
JD Ryan
No. If you need me Tuesdays, I'll be there Tuesdays.
John Clay Wolf
But do you come in Mondays?
JD Ryan
Absolutely.
John Clay Wolf
Well then skip Monday. Coming Tuesdays, that fine.
JD Ryan
Well, I got a demo to pick up Monday, so. And Monday's rat killing day, John. And it's really best to be in my office.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, really?
JD Ryan
With my contacts and you know, I need to do Monday and Tuesday.
John Clay Wolf
I'll do Monday and Tuesday for Turley.
JD Ryan
There ain't no deal breakers here.
John Clay Wolf
You pick up the demo for. For Turley. You say you got a demo to pick up. What are you talking about?
JD Ryan
I've got a demo to pick up.
Bobbo
They drop it off and he drives the first half of the week, and then I'll pick it up the second half of the week is what he's saying.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, come on.
Bobbo
We can switch that.
John Clay Wolf
What do y'all have this week?
Bobbo
Vagon or Jedi?
JD Ryan
Yeah, sorry, Jetta.
John Clay Wolf
What do you think about it?
JD Ryan
Oh, I'm crazy about it.
John Clay Wolf
What he's talking about is they get.
JD Ryan
We.
John Clay Wolf
We get cars furnished by the factory every week to review.
JD Ryan
I know you're not high on Volkswagens, but they're really Gigi's high more than anybody besides SUVs and high fast SUVs and crossover SUVs. Volkswagen is really bringing the traditional passenger car back. And good thing about Jetta, and I told Charlie this precisely, it feels to me just like a 98 Taurus. Just solid.
John Clay Wolf
So you come in Mondays to get a free car.
JD Ryan
Tightly wound. I do a lot of stuff Mondays. Listen, if you're gonna question what I do for a living, then we. We need to talk. There's a problem. We need to talk. If this is just fun for you, I understand.
John Clay Wolf
I'm having fun.
JD Ryan
Okay.
John Clay Wolf
But I did.
JD Ryan
You're welcome.
John Clay Wolf
The highlight of the reason that you need to come into the office on Monday is because you need to get it. You got a free car to pick up.
JD Ryan
Well, that's the only scheduled thing I have, but I do a lot of stuff Mondays.
John Clay Wolf
Okay. What I'm saying is I think you should kick it to Tuesday and come in Tuesday when I'm there instead of Monday so that if we need to do some stuff, you're there.
JD Ryan
Why do I need to kick it to Tuesday?
John Clay Wolf
Because that's when I'm there.
JD Ryan
I'm glad to be there Tuesday.
John Clay Wolf
Okay? I mean, you come Monday and Tuesday. I'm just saying if I'm trying to flex around your schedule.
JD Ryan
If you wanted to flex Tuesday, you let me know Monday you need me Tuesday, and I'll be there. Or you can call me Tuesday morning and I'll be there. I'm here for you.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
JD Ryan
You know. Well, you have no grievance here.
John Clay Wolf
No, no, no. I'm just asking if you will come in Tuesdays instead of Mondays, obviously you're coming in one day a week. Well, how many days a week do you come in?
JD Ryan
I come in absolutely Mondays, and I come in absolutely Thursdays. When Thursday's done there, I come straight here and stay here until Saturday.
John Clay Wolf
Gotcha. So if you came in Tuesdays instead of Mondays, what would that hurt?
JD Ryan
Well, Turley gets to drive the demo before I do, and then it comes back covered in crap with an empty coffee cup in it. Not new and not fresh, and, you.
Bobbo
Know, I have to get into after. It smells like smoke, so.
JD Ryan
Hey, I don't smoke in the car.
Bobbo
I know you don't, but it kind of. Kind of carries in when you go out from the outside. It does.
JD Ryan
Come on.
John Clay Wolf
I don't think we should be talking about that. That's not helping anything on our free car program.
JD Ryan
Yeah, there's no. There's no smoking. I don't smoke in my own car, Charlie.
Bobbo
I know you don't smoke in it. I'm joking.
JD Ryan
Okay? Lying.
John Clay Wolf
Do you miss your convertible? I thought I saw a red convertible Camaro go down the road the other day. Guys, hair flowing in the wind. I thought of you.
JD Ryan
Was it a red with a. It was your old cloth. I've seen my old car, like, many times since I sold it.
John Clay Wolf
Do you miss it?
JD Ryan
Absolutely. Especially when the weather gets good.
John Clay Wolf
Do you wish you would have kept it?
JD Ryan
You have to be smart, John.
John Clay Wolf
Okay?
JD Ryan
And that car was at the level of miles. I don't. How many miles was it, Charlie?
John Clay Wolf
70.
JD Ryan
It was.
Bobbo
I just remember you sold it to us with frame damage is what I.
JD Ryan
Remember at the middle. Thank you, Kelly Clarkson. Middle of 2022, when it began to really rapidly lose value, I thought, let's get out of this, make a swift down payment on something else, you know? Now I have a really cheap, cheapity, cheap, cheap car payment on a fairly new Malibu, and I'm happy with it.
Bobbo
By the way, there's a poll JCW show in the chat room should Bobble come in on Tuesday.
John Clay Wolf
Hey, why. Why is.
JD Ryan
You know what happens?
John Clay Wolf
Why is Billy Idol still relevant?
JD Ryan
This is crazy. Okay? This was on the service this week. I would never have known this myself. You know, he's touring. Erica, who works down in the. Is that the logistics office downstairs?
John Clay Wolf
Yes.
JD Ryan
All the girls has already got her tickets to see Billy Idol when he plays Fort Worth. All right. And she's very excited.
John Clay Wolf
She danced back in the day.
JD Ryan
Yeah.
Turley
So he's got a new album coming out in April, so he's released a new single. It's called still dancing, cut 11.
JD Ryan
And when I first heard this, I thought, oh, here's another new song, but let it build. Steve Stevens on guitar, too. Same guy. It does not suck.
John Clay Wolf
Sounds just like Billy Island Wedding. Yep.
JD Ryan
Hold on.
Turley
My name is Suicide Game Machine guns.
JD Ryan
On my teacher My teacher It's been.
John Clay Wolf
A long ride with the ride it's.
JD Ryan
All right.
John Clay Wolf
Here so where will that play?
JD Ryan
I don't know. It's not like it used to be there, I guess. Like locally. The Eagle. There are mainstream rock stations. Are they gonna play that?
Bobbo
No, it's too cheesy.
John Clay Wolf
It's not too easy.
JD Ryan
I mean, where's it gonna play? Where's it gonna play?
Bobbo
I don't. It can't play on the pop stations. It's not poppy enough for that.
Turley
Not like the KISS format. It doesn't really fit that.
JD Ryan
Yeah, yeah.
John Clay Wolf
I didn't tell y'all that. Rollins and I started a new podcast.
JD Ryan
Oh, what?
John Clay Wolf
It just went up on Gas Monkey. I put it on my. I put it on my Facebook, I guess. Brandon, I don't know if he's put it up on the show show link too. Beer View Mirror.
JD Ryan
Obviously not a Billy Idol podcast.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, I. I didn't name it Beer View Mirror. Yeah, that's fine. Whatever. That's what he rolls. But it's kind of heady. It's kind of carry. We talk about the Ferrari. We talk about a lot of stuff. And if you're a car geek, you can grab that and listen, watch it. How long is. Let's see here. Because their videos are long.
Turley
Peer review.
John Clay Wolf
Mirror View Mirror.
JD Ryan
He's got a talent for that, man. I mean, that's not a 30 name.
John Clay Wolf
No, no, he's got a lot of talents on the creative stuff, you know. God, man, my beard looks dumb. Well, at his Gas Monkey, I go over there every Wednesday after the auction. Like, let's just take this time and do something good with it because we have all these conversations. Like, we ought to record this. So we did one, and it turned out it is. Just went live just a minute ago. They've already got a couple thousand views. Must be nice to have a million 5 YouTube subs. I wouldn't know what that feels like.
Bobbo
You can see it on the jcwshow.com right now. He's showing a picture of it. That's a cute photo. Two friends doing Beer.
John Clay Wolf
Mike in Belton, Texas. Your Mustang's too high.
Tex
Need to look for.
John Clay Wolf
Then it's just too high. I mean, why do you think it's worth 38 grand? It's a 22 with good miles. Is it leather? Cloth? Leather? Yeah. This is a sticker automatic, automatic, 10 speed. And what color? What? Blue? Blue. Atlas blue is Atmos blue. Is that like smurf blue or is that like navy blue? Yeah, dark blue. We call that loser blue here in the trade because that, that, that car doesn't oversell. I'm a 30 grand buyer.
JD Ryan
Okay?
John Clay Wolf
Yep. Okay, cool. Go to. Give me the vin.com. if you win the drawing at the end of the month, you get 25 grand car calls coming in next. Just like that. Call in right now. 8008-007238-00800-7234. 800800 radio. The next segment, I'm going to spend two or three minutes snap bidding cars just like that. And I'll do yours on the air right now. And if you don't want to call in, just go to the website. Give me the vin. You actually don't need the vin, but you do need your license plate number and it'll decode the VIN off of that. Givethevin.com we'll bid your car in the month of March. We're giving away 25 grand to one person that sells us their car. So if all the bids are real close, when you're shopping around, your odds are better to sell to us because you might win 25 grand and it is absolutely real. And I'm upset about that. That's why I keep bringing it up. Because I've got to write a check for 25 grand and that bothers me. But I'm going to do it.
JD Ryan
We'll be right back.
John Clay Wolf
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JD Ryan
GiveMeTheVin.com no purchase necessary. For official rules, go to GiveMeTheVin.com Sell us your car. Give me the bin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.
DJ Pre K
Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevit.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf.
John Clay Wolf
Bobbo is still sitting here bitching about us bringing up his. His work from home scenario. Did anybody criticize you? Did anyone criticize you?
JD Ryan
I can't remember. I kind of. I kind of.
John Clay Wolf
Gigi, can you be the judge and the jury on this?
JD Ryan
I kind of black out.
Gigi
Yes, I will.
JD Ryan
When these things happen, happen live on the air, I get a little bit of an Eastwood twitch.
John Clay Wolf
Did anybody criticize.
JD Ryan
Are we all still alive? I think is a good question. Right.
John Clay Wolf
Gigi, you work from home, but you. Yours is actually all logged because you're doing therapy on screens and y'all are billing for it. So it's very. Yeah. Anyway. Okay.
Gigi
But. Yes, but, but, but they didn't always trust me when I was a social worker. Yeah. So they made me write down the minutes when I came in on a sheet of paper. It didn't last for too long because I was writing down things like 12:15, stomach hurts. 12:27, going to the bathroom. 12:31. Feel much better now. And then I charge them overtime because what else could I. Could I do, right? So that's the time it happened to me.
John Clay Wolf
Jay, in Colorado, you got a 69 Bronco. What year did the little Bronco body stop that first generation?
Tex
I think it was like 74, 76.
John Clay Wolf
It was that deep. Okay, so it says it needs a lot of work. Your buddy died and you want to know what to do with it.
Tex
Yes.
John Clay Wolf
What is a lot of work? Like, is it just scrap right now?
Tex
No. Oh, God, no. That's brand new motor, rebuilt motor.
John Clay Wolf
What motor? What motor? What motor? What? Not a coyote. Okay. Because the coyote is the deal.
Tex
Yes.
John Clay Wolf
In a 302. I don't know what the displacement on a coyote is. Do you? What is a displacement? Like it's a five liter.
Tex
Yeah, it's a five layer or what is it? 482 right in there.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, so you got a 302. And then. Does it need paint? And. But it says it needs a lot of work. What does it need?
Tex
Basically it needs a fuel system on it. I have a Vitek put on it. Just need to finish up the fuel tanks with a.
John Clay Wolf
Now cover more ground. Cover more ground. You're getting too heady on me. Hit the highlights. Needs a fuel system. What else?
Tex
I need a paint job.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
Tex
And put back together.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
Tex
Put that together.
John Clay Wolf
I'll give you a thousand dollars for it.
Tex
I got more than that. The motor.
John Clay Wolf
Of course you do. But somebody's got to finish these projects, man. And it is a. I've got one that I can't get finished myself. I'VE had it for 18 months. I'm fixing to do a contest, actually, to hire people to come out here and finish it. I mean, it's. These projects don't end. So, you know, I might give you. I'd probably give you three grand for it. True. Truth be known. But I've got to pick it up with a box truck and boxes and this and that. And no, it's a disaster when you take it to somebody to finish it, they're gonna charge you 30,000 all day long, maybe more.
Tex
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
So, hey, I've got this puzzle. I'm dumping it out on your. I've got it. I've got this puzzle dumped out on my garage floor. And when it's finished, it looks beautiful. And you can frame it. You can do. Yes, it is a puzzle. It absolutely is a puzzle. Because you get into the puzzle and putting it back together and you're missing a piece. And then you got to order that piece. Then you get that put together, and then you can't find this piece. You got to order that piece. But that piece doesn't work and they don't make it anymore. So you got to go have one made. Or you can buy this other piece that would make that piece match. It is a puzzle, dude. It is a mess. It is hard.
Bobbo
Sounds like from experience there.
John Clay Wolf
Yes. Yeah. Yes. So you can send me pictures of the puzzle and then send me a pretty picture of what it would look like when it's finished. All right. Givemethevin.com 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Be right back.
Tex
Hooters is preparing to declare bankruptcy.
John Clay Wolf
Be sure to do a wellness check on your uncle today. Hey, it doesn't make sense because Hooters is usually the one restaurant that benefits from inflation.
DJ Pre K
But we now return to the John Clay Wolf show, America's largest weekend morning show. 800, 800 radio. And check out the podcast@jcw show.com or john claywolf.com hey, we've got Pat Green.
John Clay Wolf
Playing in Walnut Springs at the rattlesnake April 19th. And we're having our Walnut Springs classic that day. Big car show. He's agreed to play another show Friday, the night before if this one. All the tables sold out and the ga sells out later. But go ahead and buy your tickets now and I'll get him to do another show the night before. And then you can grab tables to that one. I think he's going to do that one with either Cory Corey Morrow or Jack Ingram.
Bobbo
Two fools on A stool.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, that'd be pretty cool.
Bobbo
So all the information's at Walnut Springs dot com.
John Clay Wolf
Yep, Walnut Springs rally dot com. Gigi, what is going on in your world?
Gigi
What is going on in my world?
John Clay Wolf
I see Gigi's News corner.
Gigi
Yes. Yes, there was. Okay, okay. Played some more. There was a man in North Carolina. North Carolina. That called on Monday and told the operator that he'd be. He'd been locked inside a storage unit for about a week. He said his girlfriend locked him inside and left him there and that it had taken him. It had taken him days to find his cell phone in the dark. I know, right?
John Clay Wolf
Cut 9 Iris 91 1.
Tex
Where's your emergency? I've been locked in the storage unit.
John Clay Wolf
For about a week now, and I just now found my phone. The girlfriend has outstanding warrants for attempted murder and for kidnapping. No food, no water elements.
Gigi
You know, like I said, if we.
John Clay Wolf
Had been in the heat of the.
Gigi
Summer or the super cold of the.
John Clay Wolf
Winter, this would be a whole different story.
Bobbo
What is this, some kinky thing?
JD Ryan
No.
John Clay Wolf
She's crazy.
Turley
And he'll go back to her.
Gigi
I think so.
Turley
Yes.
JD Ryan
She's been charged with, like, kidnapping and. And assault and a couple of other things.
Turley
And he'll go back to her days against it. Men are nuts. I know, right?
JD Ryan
Men are nuts.
Turley
Yes.
JD Ryan
She locked him in the store.
Turley
She's crazy, too, but he'll go back to her.
JD Ryan
We're all crazy.
Turley
Crazy, I tell you.
JD Ryan
That's the way it goes.
John Clay Wolf
What else you got, G?
Gigi
What I have is some a pretty funny bit of news. A California policeman pulling over a car for a routine traffic stop and having to deal with a couple of titles. Typical weirdos riding in the vehicle. Cut 10.
Caller
And this is. It's a cat caller I'm currently identifying as a cat. Fair enough. The information here on the tag, I'm assuming belongs to you. The boyfriend.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
Bobbo
It's so rude.
John Clay Wolf
I hope you know I'm recording.
Caller
Wasn't my intention to offend you, but he just identified as a cat, so we can do this the hard way. If you'd like, I can have this car towed, because last I checked, a cat is not licensed to operate a motor vehicle in the state of California.
John Clay Wolf
California.
Caller
We can have animal control come get you, take you to a shelter where your owner can retrieve you for a fee of $70 after you're given the necessary immunizations, which do include a rabies shot, possibly even spade or neuter, whichever you prefer, identify with. Is that what you guys want? To do here rather than just give me an id Use some manner so I can give you your ticket and move along.
JD Ryan
What in the world? What? What's that, Mia?
Turley
Here's my cat collar.
John Clay Wolf
It's my ID Because I'm a cat.
JD Ryan
Where'd that happen, Mia?
Turley
That I'm in California.
John Clay Wolf
What's this Kid Rock story?
JD Ryan
Oh, it's a Kid Rock story. Kid Rock was in Nashville.
John Clay Wolf
Gigi doing a party, Gigi's Corner, right here. Her name's Gigi, your name's Bobbo. And Gigi is doing the Gigi story. Gigi's news corner. And I'm asking her for this piece of news.
Gigi
Well, it. It appears that Kid Rock threw a little tantrum on stage last Saturday night at Bon Jovi at the Bon Jovi bar in Nashville. He actually does Proud Mary pretty well. As long as he keeps on rolling. You be the judge. Cut 12.
John Clay Wolf
No, no, wait, wait.
Turley
Hold on.
JD Ryan
Let's see.
John Clay Wolf
Like her a f. Keep our.
JD Ryan
No, them, them. Hey, hey.
Turley
Stop, stop.
JD Ryan
If you ain't going to clap, we going to sing.
Gigi
That's how it's going.
Bobbo
This hammered. Listen, stop, stop.
Turley
Don't get too fast.
JD Ryan
I was rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling.
John Clay Wolf
Well.
JD Ryan
All right.
John Clay Wolf
Homegirl can sing.
David E. Step
You know what?
Gigi
Yeah, they sound good.
John Clay Wolf
Damn.
Turley
Show over.
JD Ryan
You know, Melon Camp does that a lot. He gets bitchy.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, in their older years.
JD Ryan
Yeah. Every Mellon Camp concert. This is kind of recent. I just read this has a portion where he wants to stop and talk and talk about how the song was written and everything. And he'll slowly be playing the intro. He'll do like a 10 minute story intro to Jack and Diane. And he starts playing. Everybody goes play this song. Oh, screw you, man. He leaves, show's over. He does it all the time.
Gigi
Wow.
John Clay Wolf
Who wants to hear?
JD Ryan
Right? Melon Camp.
John Clay Wolf
What kind of name is that? Anyway, I liked it better when he was Johnny Cougar.
Turley
Cougar, yeah.
Bobbo
Was it just one album that he really had? Right.
John Clay Wolf
That first one is Cougar.
JD Ryan
No Pink Houses, right?
Bobbo
Or what was that on?
JD Ryan
Well, he had. Huh. An American Fool. And I like Lonesome Jubilee a lot.
Bobbo
I don't know that one.
JD Ryan
Wildness Jubilee. It had Cherry Bomb on it. And Scarecrow. Scarecrow. Blood on the Scarecrow. I was born in a small town.
Bobbo
Oh, this song. Cherry Bomb. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. All right.
John Clay Wolf
Gigi, is your son going to go out for football? Is he gonna do a walk on thing this year with football? He's got to start now. If he's gonna do it.
Gigi
I don't think he's going to, but we'll see. But I don't think he's going to.
John Clay Wolf
But if he's gonna do it, he needs to do it now. He needs to like start now. You, I mean, y'all were talking about this like after camp started last time. Think the guy, I, I think he should give it a whirl. What's he got to lose? I mean, his job.
Gigi
That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. You know, he could make a lot of money that way.
JD Ryan
So I would suggest he do it on Mondays and Tuesdays.
John Clay Wolf
Jesse does it from home. We'll be back in a minute. Play wolf by Cars are radio for America's best car park. Give me the vin.com be right. That's when spoke was.
JD Ryan
He's been dating a homeless woman for a few weeks and it's starting to get serious. Last night she asked him to move out with her. His grandmother always told the story of her father's advice of how to live a long, happy life. Every morning, she'd sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal. She did this roll religiously until the age of 103. When she died, she left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great grandchildren, and an 80 foot hole where the crematorium used to be. He's having a hard time ever since he and his girlfriend decided to try the long distance relationship thing. He's apparently required to stay at least 500ft away from her at all times. And his lawyer advises that he stop calling her his girlfriend. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man. I don't always drink beer, but when I do, make mine a natty like tall boy. Yeah, buddy.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, yeah. We're back.
DJ Pre K
Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by Give me the village. Call in 800-800-Radio-1 800, 800 radio. And now, senor Juan Clay Wolf.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, I'm too high. I'm standing up and it's too hot to cut my head off on the screen. This is what I'd look like if I was bald. That's fine. Hey, guys, after the show today, we're gonna go down to town. The GMTV garage will be open. The car music museum is open. The cantina is open. The rattlesnake roadhouse is open. The snake bosque county down here in Walnut Springs. I know that we're national, so this doesn't apply to everybody, but everyone Else that's in the zone. Head down here. This weekend. They're doing the rattlesnake roundup. They've got rattlesnake shows. There's a. It's like a midway, like the deal, like a small town. You got the Ferris wheel and all these rides and stuff are set up. Street vendors and all kinds of stuff. It's just a good time. The weather's awesome. So if you'd like, I've got tables. I got four tables set up in front of the garage. You can sit down there and drink a beer and hang out. Yeah, it's pretty damn awesome.
JD Ryan
Do a lot of good for the town, man.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, you just lost a Lister. Yeah, April 19th is a car show, too. And then the bike rally is May 15th through the 18th. So put that on your schedule. Get your rooms now in Glen Rose, Texas, or bring your rv. Needs to be self contained, though, for these events. There's. There's RVs all over town right now for this rally today. So. I mean, travel trailers, and we buy those@givemetheven.com. you just lost a listener.
Turley
You just lost a list from Tex in Houston. This is about the story you told John about the. Your cat being up in the tree and basically everybody trying to figure out a way to get the cat out. And finally, I believe your wife climbed a ladder to get the cat out of the tree. So this comes from Tex. What a big pansy you are, letting your old lady climb a tall ladder all by herself for a cat. Any man worth his grit knows how to lasso. I would have had that thing down and out of the tree faster. And you can say, kitty, kitty. Come here, city boy.
John Clay Wolf
I didn't think about that.
Turley
That's text.
John Clay Wolf
That would have worked.
Gigi
I didn't.
John Clay Wolf
I didn't have a calf rope.
JD Ryan
I've seen you rope. Did you do that?
John Clay Wolf
Oh, hell yeah.
Turley
Yeah, he can.
John Clay Wolf
I could have roped up some quick.
JD Ryan
You just lost a listen.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, darling, if you're listening, go by the western store and grab me a rope and have it at the house. So the next time this happens, I'll just rope that some right out of the tree and yank it down. There you go. I can handle that.
Bobbo
So great.
John Clay Wolf
Wouldn't that be Jeopardy? Jeopardy. Jeopardy. It's time for Jeopardy.
Gigi
It's time.
John Clay Wolf
Let's go. Oh, boy.
JD Ryan
It is time to test the intellect and pop culture IQ of our own John Clay Wilson show crew. There's John right there. Gigi, front and center. Hello, lovely son of a gun. J.D. ryan's. Over there on my left there, too. Occasionally, DJ Prek will participate in these matters. Y'all ready to hear your categories? Yes. Category one is Hail to the Cheese. Notable Presidential Effectoids. And category two, Burnt to Perfection. All about the Barbecue. You ready to go?
Turley
Yes.
JD Ryan
Okay, here's our question 1. Category 1. The teddy bear was invented in honor of this president who spared a mother bear and her cubs.
Gigi
Who is Theodore Roosevelt?
JD Ryan
That's correct.
John Clay Wolf
Are you keeping score, Charlie? Because I'm not.
JD Ryan
I called him Teddy. Question 2. One of a family of newly discovered sea slugs with a striking yellow body and black bike like appendages down his back is now known as the Placida Baraka Bame in honor of this former president.
John Clay Wolf
Ding, ding, ding. Where's Grover Cleveland?
JD Ryan
As incorrect.
John Clay Wolf
I just made that up.
JD Ryan
The Placida name of all time.
Turley
Grover Cleveland is a slug. Bing, bing, bing.
JD Ryan
J.D.
Turley
Who is Joe Biden?
JD Ryan
As incorrect.
Bobbo
Wow. J.D. just had to get his push in there.
Turley
That was a legitimate guess.
JD Ryan
Pre K. Who is Barack Obama? Of course. The Placida Barack Obame.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, is that racist?
JD Ryan
Nope, that's.
Gigi
It sounds like it sounds racist.
John Clay Wolf
I'm with you, Gigi. I'm offended.
Gigi
That's right. That's from the record.
JD Ryan
That's Latin, is what that is. Question three. This president was so. You ought to know. This president was so publicly fond of his favorite candy, he was rewarded with a portrait of himself made from more than 10,000 jelly beans.
Gigi
Who is Milton Hershey?
JD Ryan
Was he president?
Gigi
Well, I mean, it sounded good.
John Clay Wolf
Ronald Reagan.
JD Ryan
That's correct. Ronald Reagan loves those jelly beans. Milton Hershey beans.
Turley
And his vice president, Baby Ruth.
JD Ryan
Ding, ding, ding.
John Clay Wolf
What are Chiba Chews?
Gigi
Shut up. Be nice.
JD Ryan
All right, let's dig some barbecue. Headed a Category two. Arguably America's most successful barbecue franchise, started by Dave Anderson in 1994, has 180 U.S. locations along with franchise.
Gigi
What is Famous Daves?
JD Ryan
That's correct.
John Clay Wolf
I've never heard of it. Never even heard of it.
JD Ryan
Really?
Bobbo
No.
JD Ryan
They're good, man. You get to Houston more often.
Bobbo
GD's and JG. GG's in the lead, 2 to 1 1.
JD Ryan
That's around here we make our own barbecue. Question 2. This Eastern style of barbecue has been popularized in America with grilled meat, typically beef, pork or chicken, prepared on gas or charcoal grills, built right into the dining table itself.
Gigi
Ding, ding, ding, ding. What is Korean barbecue?
JD Ryan
That's correct.
John Clay Wolf
You're right.
Bobbo
She's gone.
John Clay Wolf
Don't mess with Gigi and her barbecue. That's right.
Gigi
Thank you.
JD Ryan
It's never been a secret in my part of the world that high. People in barbecue are quite fond of one another.
Gigi
Oh, stop it.
JD Ryan
Question 3. This American Regional barbecue style is notable for its use of smoked goat meat served with a white barbecue sauce made for mayonnaise, apple cider vinegar, brown sugar and horseradish.
Gigi
Ding, ding, ding, ding. What is? What is? What is? No, not cream pie. North Carolina barbecue.
JD Ryan
Incorrect.
Gigi
Dang it. I was close. Sort of.
JD Ryan
Y'all don't know this?
Gigi
In my mind. I was. I was close in my mind.
John Clay Wolf
You were so close in your mind.
JD Ryan
Y'all never heard of that?
John Clay Wolf
What is it called?
JD Ryan
You don't know?
John Clay Wolf
Nobody.
Turley
Nobody.
John Clay Wolf
Not Crazy Barbecue.
JD Ryan
I bet it's popular with the Roll Tide. What is Alabama barbecue? They use a white sauce.
John Clay Wolf
Nasty.
JD Ryan
No, it's delicious. You should try it sometime. God, I miss Annie.
Bobbo
Is it time for Double Jeopardy?
JD Ryan
It is. Category one questions. Back to presidents. This one and a half term Republican president was the first to secure a collection of pandas from the People's Republic of China.
Gigi
Who is George Bush?
JD Ryan
That is incorrect.
Gigi
What?
John Clay Wolf
Are you sure? Are you sure?
JD Ryan
One and a half turn president. One and a half turn president.
John Clay Wolf
Ding, ding, ding. Who is lbj? Dang it.
JD Ryan
That's incorrect.
John Clay Wolf
He was one and a half.
JD Ryan
Did anybody resign in the middle?
John Clay Wolf
Was he one? Oh, he's giving you all. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ding, ding, ding. Not guilty. I. I'm not gonna.
Gigi
Somebody. Clinton. Bill Clinton.
John Clay Wolf
No, no. Damn. I mean, I know I could draw a picture of his face.
Turley
Who is Richard Nixon?
JD Ryan
Yeah, that's correct.
John Clay Wolf
Richard Milhouse.
JD Ryan
Oh, he opened the door to China. He was a great foreign policy president. Except for Cambodia and Hanoi.
Bobbo
That JD's just one point behind Gigi.
Turley
Oh, no.
JD Ryan
What?
John Clay Wolf
Yep. Keep it going.
JD Ryan
This is a long one. This is a long one. I didn't have any other way to say it. Okay. The Secretary of State at the time fear. Secretary of State at the time feared there had been an attempted coup when this Vietnam era president appeared to have disappeared. In reality, he'd been stuck in an elevator while at the Pentagon.
John Clay Wolf
Who is lbj?
JD Ryan
That's correct.
Bobbo
John is now tied with Gigi.
JD Ryan
Secretary of State was freaking out, too. All right, back to barbecue. Category two, question one. This popular American culinary process utilizes a whole chicken perched upon a certain disposable beverage.
Gigi
Thank you. What is beer can chicken?
John Clay Wolf
She's correct. She's right. I learned that from a black woman. We came home. So this nanny was this. This maid was. Was watching Nolan and he was one year old, right? And she'd make this beer can chicken. It was so good. And we came home one night and the baby's laying in the crib and he's got a onesie, a white onesie on, and he's got hand prints around his sides when she picked him up in barbecue sauce.
JD Ryan
Beer cans. Beer can. Delicious. Beer can. Chicken's delicious.
Turley
Delicious.
JD Ryan
That's what I used to do on Tuesdays.
John Clay Wolf
I'm like, she was gonna put him on the roaster or something.
Bobbo
All I know is I want the drop of John yelling. I learned that from a black woman.
Turley
I thought the same thing.
JD Ryan
It's coming. All right, our last category, two bonus question. You ready?
John Clay Wolf
Sure.
JD Ryan
This popular, fairly new American barbecue delicacies made from the slightly overcooked but very flavorful pieces of meat cut from the point half of a smoked brisket.
John Clay Wolf
Ding, ding, ding. What is beef jerky?
JD Ryan
That's incorrect.
John Clay Wolf
No, I know what it is. I know exactly what it is.
JD Ryan
You already guessed.
John Clay Wolf
Ah, you're a.
JD Ryan
What is carnius?
John Clay Wolf
Ding, ding. No, it's not carne asada.
Bobbo
Ding, ding, ding.
JD Ryan
D taper.
Bobbo
What are burnt ends?
John Clay Wolf
Bingo. That's correct.
JD Ryan
And I know it doesn't sound good, but tastes good effort.
John Clay Wolf
They're incredible.
JD Ryan
Yeah, they used to give those away.
John Clay Wolf
They have just no fat on them.
JD Ryan
Barbecue restaurants, they used to cut the burnt ends off and just leave them on the counter, and people in line would just pick them up on their way in and have a nibble.
Bobbo
Burnt ends are good, but Gigi's the winner, guys.
John Clay Wolf
Yay.
JD Ryan
I won three.
Gigi
I won. Thank you very much.
JD Ryan
Good going, darling.
John Clay Wolf
West coast, we've got another hour for you. The rest of you, we are going to lose. Remember, you can grab the podcast@jcwshow.com and grab the whole thing and ride with us to work and back and stuff like that. A lot of people do it. Thank you. Bye.
JD Ryan
This black man with black. The John Clay Wolf show has been a presentation of givemetheven.com from the Westwood One radio Network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show.
John Clay Wolf
Sad and says. Hey, darling, I can remember when you.
JD Ryan
Could stop a cloud. Alma. Ain't that America? You and me. Ain't that America? Locker out.
The John Clay Wolfe Show - Episode #494 Summary
Release Date: March 1, 2025
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Co-Hosts: JD Ryan, Turley, Bobbo
Guests: Live Rattlesnake Handlers from Walnut Springs, Texas
Sponsor: GiveMeTheVIN.com
[01:00] John Clay Wolfe: The episode kicks off with John recapping a humorous yet dramatic incident from the previous week involving their family's cat, Penelope, who ended up stuck in a 35-foot tree during a frigid snap. Despite initial fears and creative but futile attempts to rescue her using a pool net and other makeshift tools, it was ultimately John's wife who bravely climbed the icy ladder to retrieve the feline.
Notable Quote:
"[01:04] John Clay Wolfe: But you know. Yeah. When it was up and quick recap, everybody. We pull a baby kitten out of an alley... it winds up in a tree, way up high, 35 foot."
The ordeal led to Penelope sustaining a head injury, necessitating a trip to the vet where John humorously mentions they decided to declaw the cat to prevent future escapades.
[05:10] JD Ryan: Pokes fun at the decision to declaw, suggesting it was a measure of punishment rather than just preventive care.
[07:25] Turley: Introduces a segment where a caller humorously claims to identify as a cat, handing a cat collar as identification during a routine traffic stop in California. The interaction satirizes issues around self-identification and absurdities in bureaucratic responses.
Notable Quote:
"[07:47] Caller: And this is a cat caller I'm currently identifying as a cat... a cat is not licensed to operate a motor vehicle in the state of California."
John comments on the unpredictability of such calls, drawing parallels to previous humorous incidents involving unusual callers.
Following the caller's segment, the hosts delve into a lighthearted yet critical discussion about furries and the broader spectrum of self-identification. They reference Alex Stein, who previously discussed his daughter's identification as a lizard, highlighting societal reactions to unconventional identities.
Notable Quote:
"[09:08] John Clay Wolfe: Have you ever wanted to be a furry?"
"[09:20] Gigi: No. That's gross. I mean, that looks so weird."
The conversation underscores skepticism and mockery towards furries, reflecting the hosts' dismissive stance on niche subcultures.
[42:40] John Clay Wolfe: Shifts focus to an exciting announcement about a $25,000 giveaway. Through their sponsor, GiveMeTheVIN.com, listeners who sell their cars to the platform in March are automatically entered into a drawing to win the cash prize. John emphasizes the legitimacy and value of this contest, encouraging listeners to participate.
Notable Quote:
"[42:45] John Clay Wolfe: ...I'm going to give $25,000 away to one person that sells their car to give me the VIN."
This segment intertwines marketing with listener engagement, promising substantial rewards for audience participation.
[79:37] John Clay Wolfe: In a bold and unconventional move, the show features live rattlesnakes in the studio. Handlers from Walnut Springs, Texas, discuss the Rattlesnake Roundup event, where snakes are captured and showcased to the public. The presence of these live reptiles adds an element of excitement and unpredictability to the episode.
Notable Quote:
"[80:04] David E. Step: I got bit, Bob."
"[80:10] John Clay Wolfe: These guys that are bringing all the snakes out of the hills out here in Bosque county, are they spraying gasoline?"
The segment includes a playful interaction where co-hosts attempt to handle or provoke the snakes, leading to humorous chaos without any real danger, highlighting the show's penchant for irreverent entertainment.
[147:59] John Clay Wolfe: Engages the co-hosts and listeners in a live quiz game resembling Jeopardy. The categories include presidential trivia and barbecue styles, aiming to test the intellect and pop culture knowledge of the team.
Sample Questions and Answers:
Category 1: Notable Presidential Effectoids
Question: "The teddy bear was invented in honor of this president who spared a mother bear and her cubs."
Answer: "Who is Theodore Roosevelt?"
Correct!
Question: "This one and a half term Republican president was the first to secure a collection of pandas from the People's Republic of China."
Answer: "Who is Richard Nixon?"
Correct!
Category 2: Burnt to Perfection - All About the Barbecue
Question: "This popular American culinary process utilizes a whole chicken perched upon a certain disposable beverage."
Answer: "What is beer can chicken?"
Correct!
Question: "This American Regional barbecue style is notable for its use of smoked goat meat served with a white barbecue sauce."
Answer: "What is Alabama barbecue?"
Correct!
Notable Quote:
"[147:31] Gigi: Who is Theodore Roosevelt?"
"[152:18] Gigi: What is beef jerky?" (Incorrect)
"[154:03] Bobbo: What are burnt ends?"
"[154:14] Bobbo: Yeah, she's correct."
This interactive segment fosters listener involvement and adds an educational twist to the show's dynamic.
[35:03] John Clay Wolfe: Reports a somber piece of news about the tragic discovery of the bodies of actor Gene Hackman and his wife in Santa Fe. The hosts discuss the possible circumstances surrounding their deaths, including speculation about suicide following Hackman's demise.
Notable Quote:
"[35:17] John Clay Wolfe: ...Gene Hackman's have been dead for a while."
"[36:14] Turley: Mummified."
The segment blends actual news with the hosts' dramatic interpretations, showcasing their unique storytelling style.
[69:07] Bobbo: Raises awareness about recurring scam calls, sharing a personal experience where John received fraudulent warrants notices. The hosts caution listeners about the prevalence of scams and the importance of vigilance.
Notable Quote:
"[69:07] Bobbo: He's never going to get that money again."
This portion serves as a public service announcement amidst the show's usual banter, highlighting real-world issues affecting listeners.
Throughout the episode, the hosts engage in playful and often irreverent conversations covering various topics, including:
Celebrity News: Discussions about ongoing tours of Gene Hackman, reminiscing about iconic movies, and humorous takes on pop culture events.
Super Bowl Halftime Show Speculations: Speculative and humorous brainstorming on potential performers, including the idea of resurrecting legends like Led Zeppelin for the show.
Snakes in the Studio: Continued interactions with live snakes, providing both entertainment and education about snake behavior.
Listener Stories: Sharing and reacting to listener-submitted stories, such as being locked in a storage unit by a girlfriend with criminal warrants.
Notable Quote:
"[97:42] John Clay Wolf: We're bringing live rattlesnakes into the studio in about an hour..."
These segments enhance the show's lively and unpredictable atmosphere, keeping listeners engaged with diverse content.
Episode #494 of The John Clay Wolfe Show delivers a blend of humor, listener engagement, and spontaneous entertainment. From recapping domestic animal adventures to hosting live snake handlers and interactive quiz segments, the show maintains its signature irreverent and conversational style. The grand announcement of a $25,000 giveaway through GiveMeTheVIN.com adds an enticing incentive for listener participation, while the inclusion of real-world news and scam warnings provides depth and relevance. Overall, this episode exemplifies the show's ability to entertain and engage its audience through a mix of scripted and spontaneous content.
Key Takeaways:
For those who haven't tuned in, this episode offers a snapshot of the show's dynamic range, combining humor, spontaneity, and interactive elements to create an engaging listening experience.