#495 John Clay Wolfe Show 03.08.25

Summary

Detailed Summary of The John Clay Wolfe Show Episode #495 (03.08.25)

Introduction and Transition to Digital Platforms

In episode #495 of The John Clay Wolfe Show, hosted by John Clay Wolfe, the discussion begins with reflections on the evolving landscape of radio broadcasting. John emphasizes the inevitability of transitioning from traditional radio to digital platforms, urging listeners to familiarize themselves with the show's online presence. At [00:43], he states:

"You need to start going to the YouTube channel, in the live stream, in the podcast. It's [e-mail]. There will be a day that you are going to tune in and we will not be here."

John highlights the importance of shifting to platforms like YouTube and podcasts to ensure the show's longevity beyond traditional radio.

Radio Station Firings and Industry Insights

The conversation deepens as John and his co-hosts, including G Drummond, J.D. Ryan, and Michael Turley, delve into their personal experiences with being fired from various radio stations. They draw parallels between their tenure and that of notable radio personalities. Michael Turley shares his challenging experience of being abruptly let go:

"[02:33] Michael Turley: Well, one bullet and one. Just like he said, we all a sudden we're like, oh, the station's flipped. It's no longer talk, it's sports. And that was it. Your show's gone."

John reminisces about Johnny Dare, likening him to the "Howard Stern of Kansas City," and discusses the unpredictability of the radio industry. The hosts use vivid metaphors, comparing being fired to taking a bullet, to illustrate the abruptness and impact of such events.

Car Buying and Selling Segment

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to the show's signature car segment, where listeners call in to sell their vehicles. John guides callers through the process, soliciting details such as year, make, model, miles, and condition. For instance, at [12:03], John interacts with a caller named Terrence about a 2010 Benz:

"[12:15] John Clay Wolf: There's a lot of dealers out there that the money's not good, sell your car to givemetheven.com."

John offers on-air valuations, often negotiating down offers to ensure profitability. The segment is both informative and entertaining, with hosts humorously critiquing the cars' conditions and the callers' descriptions.

Event Stories: Ted Nugent Impersonators and Rattlesnake Roundup

The episode features engaging stories about local events and encounters. One standout tale involves an impersonator of rock legend Ted Nugent attending the Rattlesnake Roundup in Walnut Springs. John narrates a humorous and dramatic encounter where he and fellow hosts confront the impersonator with live rattlesnakes:

"[42:16] John Clay Wolf: We're just gonna kill him."

The plan backfires when the impersonator, "Fake Ted Nugent," is unnerved by the snakes, leading to a chaotic but comedic altercation reminiscent of a movie scene. This story underscores the show's blend of humor, local color, and unpredictability.

Audience Interactions and Mail from Jail

Engaging with their audience, the hosts feature a "Mail from Jail" segment, reading letters from incarcerated individuals. These letters offer unique perspectives and anecdotes, adding depth and variety to the show's content. At [81:00], J.D. Ryan shares a letter from Correctional Officer Jim:

"[84:23] J.D. Ryan: ...and it's not that bad all the time. Some of these inmates are respectable people, but you can never let your defenses down."

The segment fosters a sense of community and provides listeners with diverse viewpoints, enhancing the show's relatability and authenticity.

Discussions on Sexual Orientation and Humor

The hosts navigate sensitive topics with their characteristic humor, albeit sometimes veering into controversial territory. A notable discussion revolves around the notion that owning a cat correlates with being gay, sparked by listener Terrence. John challenges this stereotype, leading to a spirited debate:

"[96:00] John Clay Wolf: If you're a male and you have a cat and no girlfriend, you're gay."

While the conversation aims to entertain, it touches upon themes of personal identity and societal perceptions, reflecting the show's edgy and unfiltered style.

Jeopardy Segment: Breaking Bad and Celebrities

In a playful twist, the episode includes a Jeopardy-style quiz with categories inspired by popular culture, such as "Famous Douchebags Who've Lost" and "Old Albuquerque Factoids from the Breaking Bad Universe." The hosts test each other's knowledge with questions about characters from Breaking Bad and celebrities, fostering a fun and competitive atmosphere. For example, at [142:57], a question about Breaking Bad elicits a correct response:

"[143:07] G Drummond: Who is Tuco Salamanca?"

This segment showcases the hosts' quick wit and deep engagement with pop culture, particularly TV shows that resonate with their audience.

Personal Stories and Life Updates

Throughout the episode, John shares personal anecdotes and updates about his family, including humorous interactions with his son, Max, who occasionally fills in on the show. These stories add a personal touch, allowing listeners to connect more intimately with the host's life outside of broadcasting.

At [75:07], John recounts an incident involving his son and a cat:

"[75:32] John Clay Wolf: So the cat pissed the bed last night... And realized the bed was wet. Cat pissed all over the bed."

Such stories blend humor with relatable domestic challenges, enhancing the show's personable and conversational tone.

Conclusion and Call to Action

As the episode wraps up, John reiterates the importance of the show's online presence and encourages listeners to engage through various digital platforms. He promotes upcoming events, including concerts by Ted Nugent and Pat Green, and highlights the car and motorcycle buying segments as key features.

"[65:39] John Clay Wolf: Remember to, remember to familiarize yourself with JCW show because there will be a day that we get on the air and we will not be there on the radio and then the show will be delivered on jcwshow.com the podcast, the live stream and the audio stream."

John's closing remarks serve as both a summary of the episode's content and a reminder of the show's evolving format, ensuring that listeners stay connected through multiple channels.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Transition to Digital:

  • [00:43] John Clay Wolf: "You need to start going to the YouTube channel, in the live stream, in the podcast. It's [e-mail]. There will be a day that you are going to tune in and we will not be here."

• Radio Industry Challenges:

  • [02:33] Michael Turley: "Well, one bullet and one. Just like he said, we all a sudden we're like, oh, the station's flipped. It's no longer talk, it's sports. And that was it. Your show's gone."

• Car Segment:

  • [12:15] John Clay Wolf: "There's a lot of dealers out there that the money's not good, sell your car to givemetheven.com."

• Event Encounter with Ted Nugent Impersonator:

  • [42:16] John Clay Wolf: "We're just gonna kill him."

• Mail from Jail:

  • [81:00] J.D. Ryan: "Some of these inmates are respectable people, but you can never let your defenses down."

• Sexual Orientation Discussion:

  • [96:08] John Clay Wolf: "If you're a male and you have a cat and no girlfriend, you're gay."

• Jeopardy Success:

  • [143:38] J.D. Ryan: "Who is Jesse James?"

• Closing Remarks:

  • [65:39] John Clay Wolf: "Remember to familiarize yourself with JCW show because there will be a day that we get on the air and we will not be there on the radio and then the show will be delivered on jcwshow.com the podcast, the live stream and the audio stream."

Final Thoughts

Episode #495 of The John Clay Wolfe Show encapsulates the show's dynamic blend of humor, personal anecdotes, industry insights, and interactive segments. John Clay Wolfe and his co-hosts engage listeners with candid conversations, entertaining stories, and interactive elements like car bidding and quizzes. The episode underscores the show's adaptability in the digital age while maintaining its core identity as a relatable and unfiltered platform for discussing diverse topics ranging from cars and events to personal life challenges.

Listeners are encouraged to connect through the show's website, podcast, and live streams to stay updated on future episodes and events. The hosts' camaraderie and willingness to delve into both light-hearted and serious topics ensure a multifaceted and engaging listening experience.

Transcript

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[DJ Pre K]

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[John Clay Wolf]

You know, one day we're not going to be on this radio show. What I'm telling you guys. You need to start going to the YouTube channel, in the live stream, in the podcast. It's [e-mail]. there will be a day that you are going to tune in and we will not be here. And that's how it will be delivered. It's just the way it's going to be.

[G Drummond]

Certainly working.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to. Go to our jcwshow.com and you've got the live audio stream. You've got the YouTube feed with video. Then, of course, the podcast took up.

[G Drummond]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, look at Johnny Dare.

[G Drummond]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kansas City. Good morning, Kansas City. He's gone.

[G Drummond]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's gone.

[G Drummond]

When?

[John Clay Wolf]

Last week. They shot him.

[G Drummond]

What happened to, say shot?

[John Clay Wolf]

Same thing happened to J.D. what happened to you, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Fired by.

[John Clay Wolf]

How'd you get fired? You get fired with like a.45 or 357 or a nine big parade, and.

[J.D. Ryan]

They come in and it's really fun. They throw confetti. It's really nice. No, they just walk in and say, yeah, Mike was there.

[G Drummond]

Oh, he's not. He's not dead. No, he's not on the radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's just fired.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. March 7th was his final show. He just gets noticed after 32 years.

[J.D. Ryan]

32 years.

[Michael Turley]

Just like. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guess what?

[J.D. Ryan]

In radio.

[Michael Turley]

No kidding. That's a hell of a run.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was the Howard Stern of Kansas City for the past three decades. And he was really good and he was funny as hell. So just telling you, jcwshow.com, you need to remember that. So when you're like, where'd y'all go? That's where we'll be.

[G Drummond]

Dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dead, dead, dead.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, the good news is now you have social media to announce where you went. Whereas back then, there was no. There was just like, they're just gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, Turley, you took A bullet. How many bullets have you taken?

[Michael Turley]

Well, one bullet and one. Just like he said, we all a sudden we're like, oh, the station's flipped. It's no longer talk, it's sports. And that was it. Your show's gone. So I guess two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. That's a bullet, isn't it?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[G Drummond]

You're a sports man.

[Michael Turley]

I got fired from one station. Like fired, fired, Pulled in. Hey, you're gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't like you anymore. We're going a different direction.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. And then like he said, it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just, it was weird.

[Michael Turley]

It was all of a sudden, get a call, hey, you're not, you guys aren't doing the show anymore because the station's no longer a talk station.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was, that was live 105 to 105. Three the fan.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Home of the Dallas Cowboys.

[J.D. Ryan]

I remember that day.

[Michael Turley]

Well, you were there when it happened, in the building.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. We were getting ready for the show and then I saw the general manager, the program director and the head of programming for CBS walk by my door to talk to the other guy and I went, oh, it's over. Those three walking in at 10 minutes till the show, it's done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you know it was coming? Anyway, I kind of had a feeling.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think you and I were talking back then. I. There was just a yes. The answer is yes. I'll just leave it at that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, when you took a bullet to the chest from Lindy Parr, how did it go?

[G Drummond]

I'll bet it was totally different. Actually, I got it from Jim Marks. Thank you very much. JD was a seasoned guy when this happened to him. I'm curious how you felt. I was devastated.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was happy as hell. I had a three year contract. I was six months into a three year contract. The most money I've ever made in my life.

[G Drummond]

See, I didn't have anything.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got a two and a half year vacation.

[G Drummond]

They took my beeper away.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no.

[G Drummond]

Yeah, it's kind of sudden as soon as you have an old lady and three kids. You know, corporate radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

I had that happen too.

[G Drummond]

They got five of us that we.

[J.D. Ryan]

First got my first kid. We walked in, they're like, we're done.

[G Drummond]

Well, you keep doing it. And I noticed. And at that time, you know, I just couldn't move up to a bigger, better market anywhere, though I tried.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[G Drummond]

And so I did every loving job I could and every job I've had, like the friends I made and the relationships that I built. People were like, man, you really different. You're really cool, man. What's going on? You got me, Bob. Oh, man. It's like I've been kind of doing it. Whether I'm broadcasting it on the radio, you know, just.

[John Clay Wolf]

You did you want.

[Michael Turley]

When you got it, when you got fired, though, was there any part of you wanted a little revenge on that person or do something to get on another station and talk bad? Because I was. I was told not to. Like the first time I got fired. Hey, man, if you do that, you're burying yourself. You'll never get a job in this market again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you ever know what'd you do?

[Michael Turley]

I lightly treaded around it. Didn't use the person's name, but yeah, I remember a conversation with somebody was still at the station. It's like, yeah, man, don't do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don'T do it, don't do it. Well, you can do it now.

[Michael Turley]

Well, I don't. I don't care now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I care. Let's stomp on the grave of the person that you hate.

[Michael Turley]

I don't hate them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you do. Let's hate. It's fun to hate. Hold on. Who. I mean, was it. Was it Jeff Catlin?

[Michael Turley]

I mean, I'm not saying his name, but it rhymes with cat.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, he.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's gonna happen now, Mike? Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's he gonna do?

[J.D. Ryan]

What's he gonna do now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Call you for a job is what he's gonna do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. I've got two of them that fired me that are both dead.

[G Drummond]

Good.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I mean, he. He made a mistake and.

[John Clay Wolf]

By letting you go and it was.

[Michael Turley]

Actually best thing to happen to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

He made a mistake by letting you go?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sound like a scorned woman.

[J.D. Ryan]

You'll never find someone.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about you, J.D. who do you hate?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't hate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's talk about whoever fired you. That you?

[J.D. Ryan]

John Roberts fired me from the Eagle and he's dead now. And Joe Folger fired me from the Eagle. He's dead now. There's a role here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like a young and springy industry, right?

[G Drummond]

Oh, it's so.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, And Baba, you hate Jim Marks.

[G Drummond]

Man, I don't hate anybody. I was. If you talk to anybody who was there, I was very cool that day and I was as surprised as anybody because I can be bombastic. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You hate the guy that used to be your co host that used to write the letters to the station. Said as a listener. So Bobbo's old co host would write letters, emails to the station manager. As a listener, you know, I listen To Bobbo and Johnny in the mornings. And I think Bobbo talks too much. Y'all need to have that Johnny talk more often.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you caught him doing it?

[G Drummond]

The engineer did it Was him writing the letters?

[Terrence]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's his name?

[G Drummond]

I'm like, how do we figure out who's sending this hate mail, man? Because I don't get it. He goes, and he came back the same day in about 30 minutes. That's coming from inside the building, man. That's coming from this terminal right down the hall.

[John Clay Wolf]

Creepy. What's his name?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah, it's coming from inside the building.

[G Drummond]

I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna put his name out there. I don't want him to know I'm thinking about him.

[John Clay Wolf]

You weren't. I was.

[G Drummond]

That's what three in the morning's for?

[John Clay Wolf]

You were. You weren't thinking about if I was. I'm the one that brought it out, right?

[G Drummond]

Yeah. That was a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's call his name out.

[G Drummond]

That was a horrendous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's call his name out.

[G Drummond]

His name was Sneaky Nick Schwerker.

[Michael Turley]

Is he in the. Working in the industry?

[G Drummond]

And he was a no talent hack like a lot of the people that I worked with in that market. Not. Not everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[G Drummond]

You know, I still have people I consider friends there, but this guy was a total. He was a sales guy they decided to bring up because they're firing all the talent. This is before they got up to me and some of the other people you're talking about. Oh, one whose salary wasn't in line. It was 1999.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[G Drummond]

So they put on my show. Hey, we're gonna get you a sidekick.

[Satan]

Baby.

[G Drummond]

Jay Michaels. The great. The great. What is what they call the guy that does nothing for all the money? Consultant. Programming consultant.

[Satan]

Give you a sidekick, Bob.

[G Drummond]

I had phenomenal ratings on the morning show solo dude. I mean, I'm no man cow, you know, I'm no grease man, but I. I can jock a show, right? A lot of phone calls, a lot of interaction, a lot of creative stuff on the spot, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you ever get a BJ in the studio?

[G Drummond]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, that's a. That's a scoring meter of success.

[G Drummond]

So we get on the air with this guy, and he's. He's constantly trying to bounce me out of my frame and like, you know, hey, man, who's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you talking about? Your new sidekick who's touring again?

[G Drummond]

He goes, yeah, they're okay. Like, well, Jesus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, the who is touring Again.

[G Drummond]

Hey, this is a team sport, Jack. You know, work with me here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, phone screener, how about you quit talking to the guy for 15 minutes? So I put him on hold so I can talk to him. Jesus Christ. Y'all sitting there having a conversation. My kids in there subbing for DJ Pre K, is it?

[G Drummond]

Terrence?

[John Clay Wolf]

Matt's never been fired from a job yet. Maybe it'll happen today.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, by his own dad.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Maddox. Put him on hold. Jesus Christ.

[G Drummond]

I'm not gonna do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's talking to. Speech impediment. Terrence. Terrence. What the hell were you talking to my son about for 10 minutes?

[Terrence]

Okay, is this John? John Claywolf?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What were you talking to my kid about for 10 minutes? I don't want your influence on him.

[Terrence]

What? What I do wrong?

[John Clay Wolf]

You didn't do anything wrong. I'm being sarcastic. My son is the call screener today because DJ Pre K's out.

[Terrence]

Oh, he's, ah. He's out of it, huh? Anyway, I want to mention. But there's all kinds of things that are happening.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Maddox, you can go back to talking to. You can have him back. Max is all yours. Go ahead, Bob.

[G Drummond]

What a crazy deal. But it happens in this world. You cannot be afraid to live in this world. You know, your job is what you do is not who you are. And you got to prepare for things. Companies fold, man. I mean, your business guy, that Enron thing, a lot of people had to figure out what the hell they were.

[John Clay Wolf]

Going to do for the federal government a week ago.

[G Drummond]

Absolutely. I mean, a lot of that going on. So, you know, you got to be ready for it. You got to trust in the universe, man. Be your own best advocate.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when you're doing things like selling large assets, you got to make sure that the money's good.

[G Drummond]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm telling you right now, there's a lot of dealers out there that the money's not good. I know, because I've got bad checks on them because we sell them cars, too. And I'm not going to call them out, okay?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, come on.

[Michael Turley]

No, that's a good idea.

[J.D. Ryan]

We have to call people out.

[John Clay Wolf]

But my point is, is if you want a safe transaction where you know the money's good, sell your car to givemetheven.com Oops. Givemetheven.com Coming up next, we're going to do the car segment where you call in real quick. Year make, model miles, average rough for clean. Year, make, model miles, average rough for clean. Trucks, Diesels four wheel drives, Lamborghinis. I know it sounds stupid. I see lamborghinis, but I mean it because we buy and sell a lot of them. Porsches, jeeps, classic and collector cars. Four door classic collector cars are not worth a lot at all. Two doors can be. It's weird, but that's the way it works.

[G Drummond]

Well, if that's the case and I'm just taking off all my clothes and I don't care because I'm not afraid to live in this world.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800-7234 800800 radio calling right now. And give. Give Max the. My son's answering the phones today. Give him yearmate model miles average rough for clean. As soon as we come back from this song, we will take you to the air and rest in peace, Johnny Darry.

[DJ Pre K]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show presented by giving me hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was some RT truck on hold that I wanted to buy but they hung up. So go to givemetheven.com and load that car in because I want to buy it, whoever that was. Johnny law in Houston. Good morning, you're on the air. 2010 Benzo 550 with 70.

[Terrence]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Beige pearl. Do you know if it's got a sport package?

[Terrence]

Yes, sir, it does have sport package, air ride system. The sport package AMG wheels? No, it has the. I mean, I don't know if they're AMG, but they're 18 inch alloy wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Anything wrong with it?

[Terrence]

Sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there anything wrong with it?

[Terrence]

No, it's. So this is the only, the only thing that's going on with it right now is I just, I wouldn't put aftermarket rims on it like last weekend and when I put them on because the air pressure sensors, the malfunction on the air pressure sensors keeps coming on on the dash. But they told me I was gonna have to drive it a little while before reset.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sound too white to be doing stupid stuff like that. I learned that from a black woman. What the hell's an old ass guy like me with a 15 year old Benz going and putting different wheels on it for?

[Terrence]

I figured the wheels would draw good, good attention to it. You know what I mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I don't. But yeah, drew attention to it from the service shop. Now we're gonna go spend money on it. Getting the tms, TPMS deals turn off where are the real wheels? Put the son of back how it was. Quit messing with the damn car.

[Terrence]

I kept all the original stuff. I didn't get rid of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, all right. So does 10 grand buy it?

[Terrence]

Sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 10 grand buy it?

[Terrence]

And I would like to get 11 if I could, but, I mean, look, it's against one owner. I'm the second owner of the vehicle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Are the wheels ghetto? Because I'm listening to your voice and I'm trying to figure out your taste, and I'm wondering if you ghetto wheeled my car and notice I just said my car. Notice I just said my car. So. So that's a buying signal. So that means I'm learning, leaning very much into your 11 grand. So this is good news. But. But I don't. I don't understand the wheel situation. I don't know what kind of wheels you'd put on a 2010. How old are you?

[Terrence]

I'm 52.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're my age. Are you married?

[Terrence]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

You looking for a new woman?

[Terrence]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What the hell you doing going down to the wheel shop then?

[Terrence]

Well, I let my brother talk me into it, to tell you the truth.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sounds reasonable. That sounds extremely reasonable. He's had bad ideas as long as you've known him. Yeah, okay. Well, we both have.

[Terrence]

So when we get. When we get together and start discussing bad ideas, you know, okay, I'll give you help each other.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give the 11 grand. Let's do business.

[Terrence]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and tell them what we're doing. We'll get her done. We've got three offices down Houston. Drop it off today, Get a check. You got a motorcycle? We do buy motorcycles. Motorcycle man in North Carolina. Please, just go to givemetheven.com and load it up and it'll go straight to a motorcycle man, because I don't know them. Well, I did that. All right, Tanner. I mean, are we. Do we. Have a heart out. I mean, Jesus Christ.

[Michael Turley]

Letting you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, Tanner. An 03 Wrangler. Rubicon with 80 miles clean S 1703. No. So why is it. Oh, oh. Benz with 70, worth 11 and a 03 Jeep with 70. They want 17. That Jeep cost $38,000. Back in O3 that bends cost a hunch. Biochanny there.

[Terrence]

I'm there.

[John Clay Wolf]

You hear the dash rattling in that son of a bitch? Listen to him. Your feelings are gonna fall out of your teeth if you don't pull over. Somebody's rattling so hard Going down the road.

[Terrence]

She smooth, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

She smooths. Don't sound like it. God almighty. All right, I'll give.03 hard top at four door, soft top, two door, three. I'll give the same money I just bought that bins for. Yeah, we'll be right back. My name is John Claywolf by cars and radio until we get kicked off the radio. So remember to go to jcwshow.com, remember where that is for the day that we show up or you show up and we're not here. Be right back. This religious character has made people laugh for years.

[G Drummond]

Oh, Doug.

[John Clay Wolf]

How you doing, Darnell?

[Terrence]

Now, I know exactly who that is.

[John Clay Wolf]

The church lady. Yes.

[G Drummond]

Yes, that is correct. Doug, $400 for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, thank you.

[Terrence]

Hey, now, speaking of church, can I say something?

[John Clay Wolf]

If more folks went to church, we.

[Terrence]

Wouldn'T be in this mess we're in now.

[G Drummond]

You know what? I agree with you, Doug. I'd like to shake your hand, sir. Here we go. Oh, no, no. Oh, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just.

[G Drummond]

It's just a handshake. Yeah, it's just a handshake. Yeah.

[Satan]

All right.

[G Drummond]

You welcome at Black Jeopardy. Anytime.

[Terrence]

Oh, well, all right. Well, thank you, my brother. You know, maybe I'll start a show.

[John Clay Wolf]

For you to come on, and we'll.

[Terrence]

Call it White Jeopardy.

[G Drummond]

No, we don't need it. We don't need it. But slow it down a little bit, Doug.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yo.

[DJ Pre K]

We're back to The John Clay wol over your radio every Saturday morning. Hit him up. 800. 800 radio. The John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

What the hell was that? You think that's funny?

[G Drummond]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That deal you just played?

[G Drummond]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You took your time and our time. You took the time to make it and our time to listen to it. You think that's funny?

[G Drummond]

Email Monday morning around 1:30am not from me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not that one.

[G Drummond]

That was not SNL bit. Was that not it?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, not that bit.

[Michael Turley]

No, it's the one I text like. Yeah, Sunday morning.

[G Drummond]

Which bit was it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know, but it wasn't that.

[Michael Turley]

It was the.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not funny. I know funny, and that's not funny.

[G Drummond]

This is pretty funny right here. You're doing a great job of funny.

[Michael Turley]

It was the one that they copied our black, white, or Latino or other. That bit?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that was the bit.

[G Drummond]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Jesus, J.D. we write Bobbo up.

[G Drummond]

I guess I missed the point of that.

[Michael Turley]

You didn't think that was funny?

[G Drummond]

I made a note.

[John Clay Wolf]

Copy.

[G Drummond]

I made a note immediately. Monday morning. J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ryan, will you take a note we should take a memo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ready to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, send this to Erica and hr.

[J.D. Ryan]

To Erica.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hr, please. Write Bobby Brown up. Write Bobby Brown up for not being funny. Not.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hold on. Funny, exclamation point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but she. She hates it when I do that. She needs more back in. Okay. He played a bit on our radio, on our national radio show across the country.

[G Drummond]

Oh, national radio show.

[J.D. Ryan]

I gotta back it up. National.

[G Drummond]

National radio show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Syndicated right across the United States of these Americas, worldwide. It even plays into the Gulf America of America because we're down in Corpus, Mexico.

[J.D. Ryan]

I misspelled golf. Hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And it just wasn't funny.

[J.D. Ryan]

It just.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I need to put this on his record. Wasn't funny because I need him to be more funny.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I need to put this on his. What?

[G Drummond]

Record.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, record.

[G Drummond]

Please add an indentum per Babo. Harassment in the workplace is defined by creation of a hostile workplace.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hostile.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if he'll pay attention to his emails that he gets in the middle of the night, pull the right correct clips, then he would be.

[G Drummond]

Well, that's the thing. I get. I swear, I thought. I. I mean, I didn't think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but when you played it, didn't you say, you're good Carol Burnett when you played it, weren't you like, hey, man, this isn't really funny? And John's typically pretty funny guy. And maybe he didn't.

[G Drummond]

I found it funny, okay. You know, wow. We may differ at times on that, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Johnny, you're still on hold?

[Terrence]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you need me again? I. The. Or did you already load the car? Give me the vin.com.

[Terrence]

Oh, so I could just call them. I didn't know about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll just. Hey, I'll do this. I'll just have. I'll just have them call you. I've got a number. We got. We got Johnny. Johnny Law. I won't say your real last name unless you want me to. Johnny Green.

[Terrence]

You said you do bikes, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, but I. I actually don't do them myself. We've got a guy on staff that does them, so load a bike up on a separate listing. He will call you and do the bike. Because I don't know bikes. If it flies, floats or. Well, you know. We'll be right back. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Michael Turley]

I have that bit. It's three minutes. But I mean, is it funny? Oh, it's funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's play it. I'm sorry. The suspects are believed to be four white. Yes, I Know that's right. I'm sorry, what's going on?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah, they're doing the news.

[John Clay Wolf]

Police have white. Identified the suspects.

[G Drummond]

Exactly. Very white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[G Drummond]

Crime is crime, and we are all relieved. Oh, sure. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Well, it's shaping up to be quite a busy week for local law enforcement.

[G Drummond]

As police deliver on their promise to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crack down on the increasing drug traffic. Uh.

[G Drummond]

Oh, not drugs.

[John Clay Wolf]

A raid early this morning uncovered a major meth ring.

[G Drummond]

Okay, we good? We're good. We're good.

[John Clay Wolf]

In a quiet suburban neighborhood. Now, you know, they're clear that they ain't one of us. Okay, well, how do you know that meth.

[G Drummond]

Quiet. Come on, now.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, let's see the picture. Why are you entertaining this stupid game? Because we're down to nothing. Suzanne. You want to lose? Show the picture. Lose what? Police say they are still on the lookout for this man. It was Walter White.

[G Drummond]

Breaking bad looking ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we did a bit forever called Black, White, Latino or other Forever for years. And until we got to Chicago, it wasn't a problem. It was a bit of a problem here, and there was a bit of.

[G Drummond]

A problem West Coast.

[John Clay Wolf]

David hall would complain our. Our show coach.

[G Drummond]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we took it out of our repertoire because it was. We were in a more soft woke moment at that time. The country was. It's coming out of it. Did you not know? Did you not know we're coming out from another?

[G Drummond]

I apparently can't tell the difference between racial news and black Jeopardy. So.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we had to kill it. Black, white, Latino, or otherwise. We read a news story, and we'd all guess who was it? Black, white, Latino, or others. Exactly what the SNL people did last week on worldwide network television.

[G Drummond]

Yeah. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

My filter for this show has always been, if it'll clear Saturday Night Live, it'll clear the damn radio.

[G Drummond]

Oh, hell yeah. What did I always say when they were bitching about that? Like, I don't. I don't get what's offensive about it, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, now we're back because the WOKE movement is over. The do it yourself not do it yourself dia, not D, Y, A, whatever. And acronyms, man, they're out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Diversity.

[G Drummond]

No more acronyms.

[J.D. Ryan]

No more acronyms.

[G Drummond]

Acronyms of bad jab. Really bad jab. A lot of people are saying, Michael Turley, you're very cool. You're very composed. Would you like a jab? I need doji number two, Doge number two, K. Doj Kidoche.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Donald Trump, will you take us out the break?

[G Drummond]

If you want A jab. Go to jcw.com, click the jabs link, tell him Donald Trump sent you, and we'll be back. We'll be back. I'm gonna come.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[G Drummond]

Just a moment.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can't wait.

[G Drummond]

Back on the John Claywood show right after this. Get a jab.

[DJ Pre K]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, broadcasting on air anywhere you are with a smartphone and an Internet connection. Check out the podcast jcwshow.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crab, what are you doing? What do you want? What's been going on?

[Terrence]

Hey, I just wanted to tell you that last week's show, the Snake show, was funny as hell. Watching all you little girls running around, everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Terrence]

And we had a thousand YouTube watchers watching that segment. And Maddox is a good kid. And I'd like to rate the talent of y'all. You being number one, of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, thanks.

[Michael Turley]

Ratings.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a beauty contest.

[Terrence]

Pre K is gangster. Okay.

[G Drummond]

He'll catch it.

[Terrence]

Bobo is funny with all his impressions and stuff. Turley, JD Are the. In the same rankings. And. And GD Gigi is last because she's not there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gigi's not here very much these days.

[Terrence]

No. And she's got problems, I guess. But it's cold. And Temecula this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's not. That's not a good reason not to get on the radio. I have wood because it's cold. And Temecula. Do you have any more GG drops so people know who the hell I mean. I don't even know if people know who Gigi is anymore. Spank me, daddy. There you go. Okay. Thank you. Crap. Thank you. And on a scale of 1 to 10 of callers, you're 4, 4 being the highest.

[G Drummond]

Shut your pie hole, fat boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like that one. Wait, one more time.

[G Drummond]

Shut your pie hole, fat boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is she talking to?

[Michael Turley]

Don't know, but I guess it was crabs.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when. When we were in. We were talking about when we've gotten kicked off radio because Johnny got. Their show got canceled in Kansas City.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who is Johnny Darren?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a big deal in can. He's the Howard Stern of Kansas City.

[Michael Turley]

Got it for 32 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That simple.

[G Drummond]

He's a long run anywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's the Russ Martin of Kansas City or the Stevens and Pruitt of Kansas City. He's. He's that guy. And they just smoked it. And I'm telling y'all, there's going to be a day when you come to this radio show on Saturday morning. We're not going to be on the regular radio. You need to get familiar with jcwshow.com so that you can grab the podcast. The podcast is there, the live stream is there, and the YouTube stream with the videos there. Anyway, you know, we got kicked off in San Diego right after. Not. Not long after we got put on. We kicked off about seven radio stations over the years. We got kicked off in Shreveport, Louisiana for five minutes the first day we got put on and now we're back on. Did you know we're back on the same station out there?

[G Drummond]

Yeah, I think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Good morning, Shreveport, Louisiana.

[G Drummond]

I lose track because we were on them then we were off and we were on them then. We were often really fast.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was a Mother's Day. On Easter weekend, it's always about this.

[G Drummond]

I can't believe you're talking to Satan on Easter weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[G Drummond]

I'm like, hey, man, you know, like, oh, Lord, I'll let him tell you about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Satan, Easter is coming up.

[Satan]

The Easter.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know you love Easter.

[Satan]

It's all about the. I was watching. I've got an old friend, you never heard of him, guy named Joe Bob Briggs. And he does like a horror film review show. You can catch a great show. And he did a whole Easter thing. They played Rotten Tail. Sure, sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good stuff.

[Satan]

A great old B horror flick, you know, Easter's for all of us, you know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Satan]

I mean, it's pagan religion.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're not normally associated with Easter, Satan.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was sitting up last night watching that show with Bobbo.

[Satan]

Oh yeah, you guys watched it?

[John Clay Wolf]

You watch that? It is the dumbest show. Love that.

[Satan]

Rotten too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo and Pre K watch the weirdest stuff up here at night.

[Satan]

It's like, yeah, you gotta watch out for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rotten Tail is about a bunny that got bit by something and he turned into a mutant and went off killing on a killing spree. So you have this really ugly headed guy with these huge bunny ears and it's just the damnedest oddest thing. It was. I looked. It was so bad. I looked it up and it was the most disliked movie on Rotten Tomatoes ever. And in the box office. You know what it made in the box office? Rotten tail.

[G Drummond]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

$3,300. Oh my. Yeah, so it's turned into this thing.

[Satan]

That'S fun to hate in one theater in Kansas City.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Satan]

They love their horror films up there. Yeah, Easter is great. I'll be around for Easter. You know, I play the bunny in several malls and photo opportunities. Yeah, I could put on the suit. Anything for the kids. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Happy, Satan, can you. Like we were talking about getting kicked off in San Diego because we're talking about just sensitive people years ago. And do you remember, Satan, because you have this massive memory. You're like 5,000 years old.

[Satan]

Oh, I've been around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember what we were trying to remember what the bit was that got us kicked off the radio in San Diego?

[Satan]

I think it was the. The borderman announcer guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, that's right. It was. Yep. That's.

[Michael Turley]

Good memory, Satan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good memory, Satan.

[Michael Turley]

He remembers because he planted that into us to push it out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. How did it go?

[Satan]

We've got him right over here.

[G Drummond]

Satan speaks SPANISH Senoritas Forest Adventia, Sport Nacional. Remember, Remember, El pero is no commida.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that was it. Yeah, that was it that got us kicked off the radio because it was offensive to Hispanics down. But. And she's like, you don't understand what it's like down here by the border in San Diego.

[Satan]

Well, they're on the Tijuana side.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like, hey, lady, you know. You ever heard of Texas? Yeah, we got a lot of Mexico border, too. Right. We're actually broadcasting over the border in McAllen right now. She's no longer with the firm.

[Satan]

Is that right?

[John Clay Wolf]

So we got to come back after she got blasted.

[Satan]

That's just the way it goes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Her and her wife, I don't know if they got relocated or they got a good. I don't know.

[Satan]

I'll tell you, though, and I. And I know something about this, because you probably don't think about it a lot, but, you know, I got fired once. Once. Yeah. Forgive me, but for God's sake, man. I mean, I've been holding down this. This other job all this time, and I think I do a pretty good job.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[G Drummond]

Look at the world.

[Satan]

That's me. That's me, brother.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're doing a great job.

[Satan]

Greed is good. That's me. Yeah, you're welcome or other.

[John Clay Wolf]

Satan, give me top three jobs for lesbians.

[Satan]

Top three jobs for lesbians.

[John Clay Wolf]

Occupations. Yeah.

[Satan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

English school teacher number one.

[Satan]

I wasn't gonna say that, but I can see it. You know I can.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[Satan]

I think probably car wash girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Satan]

Yeah. Well, I've got a special taste.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, your taste is kind of like Bobbo's. Like that bad bit he played a minute ago.

[Michael Turley]

What about dog groomer?

[John Clay Wolf]

Dog groomer?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Satan]

Nah, they get all. They get all hairy and this. That's hard to get off. You don't think about it, but. Yeah, you can't just take them from work anywhere. They have to go home.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not a lesbian job, bud. No, no. You were way, way out of bounds.

[Satan]

Oh, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking about like that if you're. It was out of drive.

[Satan]

I'm thinking about like an exotic dancer type, sex worker, special license, car wash girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay, now it's making more sense.

[Satan]

We had that in the old days, so that's one.

[John Clay Wolf]

You give me one lesbian career. Yeah, give me another one.

[Satan]

Am I going to say it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Satan]

Sports, physical. Sports medicine. I mean, who you want rubbing your nub?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Satan]

Somebody's got to rub that nub.

[Michael Turley]

That's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not true.

[Satan]

Take one for the team. Take one for the other team.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's going on in Florida? J.D. satan, we've got to move along. All right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Do we have time?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. All right. Look at the clock. It says 2:20.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[G Drummond]

And now, from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D.

[Satan]

Bryant.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

The annual Florida Man Games were a success again. Second year they've done it. Second year, it's been a hit. Events included the Evading Arrest obstacle course, the Pool Noodle Mud Duel, and they have a new one called Human Beard Pong. Here are some of the participants and spectators talking about the Florida Man Games. Cut number nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, where else are you going to find anything like this? Like, yeah, we've got the Olympics and they've been around forever, but they don't have gator tossing. They don't have sumo wrestling. They don't have how much beer you can drink. It's exactly, exactly on brand the way I thought it would be.

[I]

It's the right level of, like, grimy.

[John Clay Wolf]

And extravagant and debaucherous.

[G Drummond]

It's exactly what I want.

[Terrence]

It's a lot of people day drinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of people, like, getting sunburnt. Living your freedom, living your life and just enjoying yourself. Oh, my. What are they doing? Their bike week in Daytona? No.

[G Drummond]

Exactly. Florida games.

[J.D. Ryan]

Florida man game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of bike week in Daytona, Bike week in Walnut Springs is May 15th. Chase you there.

[Terrence]

Yes, sir, I am here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, you were. You were in town for a rattlesnake roundup last week. Had a good time with you. You're gonna be playing at the. You're gonna be playing. The name of your band is Electric Church. I got. I enjoyed getting to know you guys. And I've only got 45 seconds, so I'm talking real fast before we have to hit a hard network break at the top of the hour. I did not. The Ted Nugent impersonator, he damn near got his ass kicked. Did he tell you that he.

[Terrence]

I did hear about that. Brandon told me about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But in. In lieu of Yalls fake Ted Nugent impersonator, we've actually booked the real Ted Nugent. I think he's May 6th. And you tell that goofy son of a bitch to please come to that show because I'm gonna make the biggest ass out of him that he's ever been in his life.

[Terrence]

Man, that show, that Nugent show is gonna be awesome. That dude did have a lot of people pulled though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he went on and on and he had pictures in this house in his production studio. And. And I. And I was like, man, you're. You're a lot uglier than Ted. But I'm gonna go along with it because he had. I mean, sure.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, he tricked you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. We'll talk about that when we get back. Chase, I gotta put you on hold. We'll get to that in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars on the radio for America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com.

[G Drummond]

Go change all the watches and clocks in your home. Spring forward one hour like a myth tweaking.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[G Drummond]

And you'll probably run late until Easter is gone. All the times they are changes. And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show. Starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ Pre K G Drummond, Keith Richards with the world's biggest son of a bitch and Satan, the prince of darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning America. There's a many markets that are just starting right now with our first hour of today's program. How the hell are you? California joins us in another hour from now. We were talking a moment ago about last week's roundup. Hey, tell him to keep his voice down back there. Rattlesnake Roundup in the guy that played is electric Church. Cool guy named Chase.

[G Drummond]

Excellent band. Excellent band.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now this Ted Nugent impersonator. Chase, you there?

[Terrence]

Yes, sir, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you know this Ted Nugent impersonator?

[Terrence]

I didn't know him up until last week after the first set. That's when I met him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. Because I thought that he was part of Yalls crew.

[Terrence]

No, sir, he. I thought he was a party. I thought he's somebody with Y'all, now.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'S just a lion. Son of a. And we. I could tell you how this ended.

[G Drummond]

Tell me how it started. What happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm sitting at the bar in the steakhouse, and I look over at this cat, and he's got on this. Does nobody have the picture to put up? It's my fault. If y'all go to my Facebook page, you'll see this picture. Forget that.

[Michael Turley]

What's your Facebook page?

[John Clay Wolf]

John Cleveland. Don't worry about it.

[G Drummond]

You got the crappy plastic. He's got everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got the snake. He's got the fatigues. He's got nude. He's got the beard. He's got.

[Terrence]

Oh, yeah. The soul patch.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got the soul patch.

[G Drummond]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I looked over at him, and I haven't seen Ted in. Well, actually, I've never met him.

[G Drummond]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've always had him on the radio show, but I've never met him in person, Right? And I'm looking at him like, that's not Ted Nugent. And then. And then this other guy that's with me says, that's Ted Ninja. I look at him. You know, people get old and ugly. Have y'all noticed that?

[G Drummond]

Yeah, look at us.

[John Clay Wolf]

People get old, and then they get ugly. And I'm like, maybe he got old and ugly because this some is ugly.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, I'm putting the picture on our Facebook.

[Terrence]

Do I look like Ted Nugent if Ted Nugent had done drugs and drank his whole life?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, yep, yep. So. So I'm. I'm talking to him, and I walk up. I'm like, are you Ted Nugent? And he stands up. He's like, I forgot what he said. But he said, whatever. His answer was pretty good. But it was very, Please leave me alone.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, so standoffish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, yeah, yeah. Hey, man, I'm just here to enjoy myself. I don't want to be bothered. Like, okay. And I said, hey, I just. My name's John Cleveland Wolf. I had you on my radio show several times. And I started talking to him, and then he said, you're. He said, yeah, dude, I remember that. And he said. We started talking about when he played at the Rattlesnake a few years ago in the two nights. And the military thing, that was for. And then I said, you're living over by Bush. Like, George Bush? He's like, yeah. He started talking about hunting a little bit. And then he's talked about the house he has in Granbury. I'm like, granbury? And then this Guy that was with me is a developer in Lake Granbury, and they whip out these maps, they start talking about doing a business deal. Oh, my.

[G Drummond]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then, hey, hey, get this dude. His sons were with him. And you know what his son looks like? Ted Nugent. I mean, the younger version, completely.

[Terrence]

It's a family affair.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Terrence]

All generations.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So then I'm like, all right. Really is. Because I was like. And he told me he's playing the rattlesnake May 3rd, which oddly. True.

[J.D. Ryan]

True, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Ted Nugent is coming to Walnut Springs May 3, and he's playing the rapper.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's gonna be huge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. It's different. We've had the real Ted before. But that weekend I didn't go, so I didn't meet him. Anyway, this goes on for a little while. And then he was walking up to the stage, and I was like. Because I was believing it. And I wanted to make sure that Chase, who was. Who's the lead singer of Electric Church, that they were going to break, knew that that was Ted Nugent here. And I wanted him to bring him up. I wanted them to play Stranglehold. And Chase looks at me, he's like, dude, that dude. Think Ted Nugent. Do you remember that, Chase?

[Terrence]

So I play guitar. But you were talking to Josh. You said that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha.

[Terrence]

But, yeah, at the break, you came up and you told me. I thought you were messing with me because I had seen him and kind of disregarded them. And he came up and told me, he said, hey, get Ted Nugent to play Cat Scratch Fever. I thought you were just making fun of Josh. And I rolled with it. I started calling him Ted Nugget.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we. We wound up winning this. I'll tell you how. Did you go over to the saloon late night afterwards? Yeah.

[Terrence]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, yes, we went over there before, and there was a group of us up there, and Sunbrew Brandon was hypnotizing some gal and her mother. And her mother confessed to being a stripper in front of her husband and her daughter.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[G Drummond]

Which is cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

And these are clean cut ladies, too. But anyway, we're up there in the saloon, and this is a private deal. It's not public. And then here comes Ted Nugent and his sons now, the rattlesnake handlers. If y'all are. If y'all weren't listening last week, y'all are like, man, I thought I wasn't stoned, but now listen to John's story. I think I'm stoned. The rattlesnake Handlers from the rattlesnake roundup were up in the saloon sitting at the card table, and they had a kid with them. So then Ted Nugent, Fake and his kids come up, and he doesn't know that. I don't know yet. So he sits down like, oh, let me get y'all something to drink. And we were all talking about it like, we're gonna whip this guy's ass if he comes up here. And sure enough, like, five minutes later, he walks in the door. And so I sit down with him, and I go along with it for a while. And I tell the rattlesnake handler guy, I said, get your kid. Get that backpack he's got run over to the rattlesnake roundup Barn. And get. Get some snakes and put it in that bag and bring it back.

[G Drummond]

You're gonna kill the guy, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're not gonna beat him up. We're just gonna kill him.

[G Drummond]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they come back with the snakes, and I'm sitting there talking to fake Ted Nugent. And the plan was. And just throw those damn snakes down on the bar right in front of him. Freaked him the f out, dude. It was awesome. And I started screaming at him. I said, who's funny now? Who's surprised now, Mr. Fake Ted Nugent? And then, like. And everybody's drunk, so. So then the. The rattlesnake boys get up, and then Brandon and the other guys grab pool cues. It was really like a scene out of a movie.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like Roadhouse. Yeah, y'all better get your skanky asses out of here. And. And then they were walking out the door because they were. They were commenting on the cars in the museum below earlier because he was. He's a car expert. This guy was drawing me in so good earlier. He's all about cars and this. And on the way out, one of them said. What'd they say? Something about one of my cars.

[Michael Turley]

Something bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Well, I forgot what it was. Something about the must. Lamborghini. You know that Lamborghini? He's got a wrap on it. Something stupid like that. And I'm like, y'all better get your ass out of here. I'm telling you.

[Michael Turley]

So did the snakes react at all? They just kind of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

And he jumped back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wouldn't you. Oh, of course. We did one in the morning, and they just flopped down. Snake. We were expecting it. They weren't.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, my gosh. So you got your first person thrown out of the saloon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Fake Ted Nugent. Fake Ted Nugent. But Real Ted Nugent will be here May 3rd at the Rattlesnake, playing in Walnut Springs. So that was. That's a long ass story chase.

[J.D. Ryan]

Huge.

[G Drummond]

Sounds like a scene out of. It was Rotten Tail.

[Terrence]

It was a long day. I. It was a long day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, thank y'all for playing, man. Y'all were great. We will see y'all at the rally. And I don't know what night y'all playing at the rally, but we're gonna get that booked. You guys were awesome at Electric Church. Okay.

[Michael Turley]

What a story. I mean.

[G Drummond]

I didn't think Ted Nugent was famous enough to have an impersonator out there, you know? That's crazy. It was weird. Got to be a local level.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was awesome is that Brandon got those two ladies hypnotized and the mother starts saying that she was a stripper back in the day.

[Michael Turley]

And her daughter didn't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Neither did her husband. Wow. Neither did her son in law.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, what a way to go. Come out.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was awesome. My wife's like, man, we left at the wrong time. Because she left like two hours before. All right. And then there was this girl.

[Michael Turley]

No way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

You saw a little person?

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely, I saw a little person.

[G Drummond]

Are you sure? How drunk were you? Because I used to see midgets all the time.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's like, this is like a show.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. There was this magic girl and she had a great rack and sitting on the like. So she was showing them off. Because if you're little like that, you got a great rack, you're going to broadcast it. And you couldn't tell, right? Cuz she's sitting on the bar stools, look like a normal guy. And I'm Del. And she was sitting there with her boyfriend, but she was talking about what a horse she is. And I start talk. Talking to him. I'm on the other side of the bar. I said, why do you let your. Oh, she explained. She's a. And I'm like, no, you're not. I'm not really a little person. And. And then you go over and look, man, her feet and her hands aren't touching the side of the chairs, but.

[Michael Turley]

Her boobs are propped up.

[G Drummond]

Yeah, yeah, I love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But. But the old boyfriend, man, he was just like, whatever. I mean, if she wants to be a whore, she can be a whore.

[J.D. Ryan]

God. So you got a fake Ted Nugent.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got snakes, rattlesnakes, rattlesnakes, rattlesnake handle.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got a hypnotized stripper that nobody knew about. And you got A little person. Other than that. Other than that, it was just another night at the Rattlesnake with all those details.

[G Drummond]

One. One gets curious Jelly roll might say about that. You know what one gets curious what jelly roll might say about a situation like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I don't have it in me. What I do have is the. The lightning round coming up. So call in right now. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. Call in, give me your make, model, miles, average driver, clean, and I will bid your car on the radio right now for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com and I'll bet you anything that son of a fake Ned Toot. God, am I having Ted Nugent.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fake Ned Toogen. That should be his name. Ned Toojin. But come to find out he knows a guy that I know in a real life and he worked for Van tile and his name is. I'll come up with it in a minute, but I want to add him. He's a sorry bastard.

[G Drummond]

Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Is the quick lightning run where I bid cars on the radio for you guys. Tina in Michigan, you there?

[Terrence]

Hey, John. Tina, nice to meet you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your name's Tina? Dino. D I N o. Dino.

[Terrence]

Like the Ferrari.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Like Ferrari. Hey, will you.

[Terrence]

That's my.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you got a. You got a 612. A Skag sky skagglet. Scared. God, I can't even talk today. Yeah, and it's got at 9,000 miles. Maddox, lower your voice, dude. We're doing a radio show. Shut up. It's coming through the glass. 2005 Skag 612 with 9,000 miles on it. Did you really tell this phone screen you wanted 135,000 for it?

[Terrence]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's. It's not even a manual.

[Terrence]

And.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's a red, which if you.

[Terrence]

Look on rigged trailer, there hasn't been a red one sold since 2017 out of 80 cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm glad you brought that up because here's one on bat that was silver that sold for 66,000. Here's one on bat that's black that sold for 80. And you want 135 from me, the guy on the radio that you're just. You're going to call in and I'm Going to send you a check real fast. So how does that work? The cars for 80 need $75,000 to fix them. This has been a VIP card since 2019. With a few binders since history, not missing one document.

[J.D. Ryan]

And it was a VIP car.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got pictures of it at the Christmas show.

[Terrence]

Christmas party in Manuel, Italy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here, here's what senor Italiano. Listen, I've. They want the rear engine Ferraris. I had a great Mariello the other day. A 355. It was incredible. And I lost 10,000 on it. These cars, every time I buy one of these, I lose money. And I'm not gonna lose money to you. So you can keep fighting this fight for this price. I want nothing to do it. Nothing to do with it. Nothing to do with it. Click.

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[John Clay Wolf]

I love Ferraris, but I mean when you're double price. I hear you. It's got a lot of Service records, Matt. A 15 GMC. What's a SOE?

[Terrence]

SLE.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, SLE.

[Terrence]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black 55.

[Terrence]

Original owner, 55,000 miles. Three quarter ton. What? One wreck.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want 41 grand for it?

[Terrence]

No, 21.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maddox, you're going to have to. Maddox, we need to write him up. He can't. He phone screeners got straight A's at a hard school. He cannot. I didn't realize you were dyslexic in illiterate. I did not know that.

[Michael Turley]

Maybe hearing issue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, maybe. Okay, do me this. We're out of time. It's blinking at me. Matt, I do want to buy this truck. You want 21 grand for it? I'll buy it. Just do that.

[Michael Turley]

21?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, just go to 10 years old. Just go to 5,000 miles. Just go to givemetheven.com. it's four wheel drive.

[Terrence]

Four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, loaded up. Load it up. Load it up into givemetheven.com. maddox, if we lose money on this truck, it's coming out of your ass because you transcribed all the information incorrectly. Maddox is my 18 year old kid. He's sitting in for pre K today on the Call screen. All right, we'll be right back. Thanks.

[G Drummond]

Yeah.

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[John Clay Wolf]

So when we were talking about jobs for lesbians. Not specific. Well, yeah, specifically, like what are the top three jobs that you might find? The chat room occupations that homosexual women tend to gravitate to. That's a nice way to say it.

[Michael Turley]

Boy, that is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, that's a wordsmith I've ever heard of. Occupations that homosexual females tend to gravitate to.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you like to hear what the.

[Michael Turley]

Chat room top three is?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

One is yoga instructor. This is bottom three. So number three, yoga instructor. Number two, software coach.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And then number one, bean flicker. I'm not sure what that one is.

[G Drummond]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, Turles. Hey, bean counter. Bean counter. Bean counter.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I must have read that wrong.

[G Drummond]

I'm sorry.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very well known.

[G Drummond]

Nobody thought of gynecologist.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think it's like that.

[G Drummond]

You don't think?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think English teacher.

[G Drummond]

You want an expert?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think English teacher and PE coach.

[G Drummond]

As your expert PE coach.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fine.

[G Drummond]

See, when you asked me that, when you asked that question earlier, I immediately thought of hot girls. What's a good job for a hot girl? The word lesbian went right over me. And so I was thinking. Yeah, I was thinking along those lines, like, what's a great job for a beautiful woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's. That's fine.

[G Drummond]

Totally missed the point of the question.

[John Clay Wolf]

Plenty of beautiful lesbians.

[G Drummond]

Now that's. That's my head. I think. Something wrong up there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fake Ted Ninja. Look like a. Look like a lesbian.

[G Drummond]

Did he?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, a little bit.

[G Drummond]

You showed me the picture of that guy. I remember that guy. We. We spotted that guy one of the first times we went to the Rattlesnake together a couple years ago. I was like, is that Ted Newton? He's like, no, because he had the plastic hat, you know? And then I thought, because people do get older and kind of funny looking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they do, right? Yeah, they do.

[G Drummond]

That's Ted Nugent.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is playing Throttlestick May 3rd.

[J.D. Ryan]

The real one.

[John Clay Wolf]

The real one, yeah. Yeah. And then Pat green is playing April 19, the day of the car show, Walnut Classic. And then we got the bike rally mid May. It's all @Walnut Springs rally dot com. If you go to Walnut Springs rally dot com. That's posted there, all the stuff. Okay. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Wes in West Texas. What, you came from Midland?

[Terrence]

Yeah, I drove all the way from Midland, Texas, to Longview, Texas, just to set up an app on my brother's phone so he can listen to John Kali Wolf. And I know he's listening right now because he won't answer my phone call.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I have a friend. So you live in Midland?

[Terrence]

I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. A good buddy of mine, actually, my partner on the cantina here in Walnut. Do you remember that place over in Odessa right there on the. On the border called Stickies or Smickies or something? Great big bar that. A brewery that was open for like five minutes and they closed it down.

[Terrence]

I just moved back to Midlands.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was for five minutes. Anyway, he's opening this monster. It's a 20,000 square foot. It's kind of like Stubbs in Austin. And. And we will be doing a listener party there soon because I can help him promote it. So I'll meet you in Midland. Yes, sir. Have you ever been to. Have you ever been to Cork and Pig out there?

[Terrence]

Yeah, I have. It's a little expensive, but it's okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

He owns that. Have you ever been to the Cowboy prime steakhouse? Nope, never been to that one. If you think Cork and Pig was too high, I knew the answer already because you're at me. Cowboy. Cowboy. Cowboy prime is like what Del Frisco's used to be back when Del Frisco's was good. But anyway, thank you. Thank you for hooking up your brother. Good talk to you. Thanks for calling in. 800-800-723-4. I guess his brother's incapacitated or something if he can't open an app on his phone.

[Michael Turley]

That's awesome, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. I was. Yesterday, I walked out of the cantina and there was five bikes in front of the Rattlesnakes. Middle of the day, we weren't open yet, and I was like, what the hell all those bikes doing? They're all lined up and like. Hey, y'all looking for something? We're looking for you. Oh. Oh, boy. Came from Mississippi.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they were on a bike ride, and they came through here to go to the Rattlesnake Touch, Walnut Springs, meet me.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you just happened to be there?

[John Clay Wolf]

I just happened to be standing in the middle of the highway. Like, it's just so weird.

[J.D. Ryan]

Looking for something, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, guys. Yeah. And then I sit there talking, and then when I was walking off, she's like, who was that? And that's John Clay Wolf. The lady's like, that's the guy. I was like, what? I wanted to get a picture with her, but she didn't know it was me. That's what's good about being me. I have a lot of fans.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they don't know it's me when I'm out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when I'm with Rollins, Richard Rollins, they know it's him.

[Satan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he gets bombarded. And a lot of. A lot of the same ones know me, but they don't know it's me, so I don't get bombarded. So that. That's the difference between a TV guy and a radio guy. Yep. Hey, Brandon, are you. Are you there? PC Video tech. There you go. Grab that mic brand. Are you there? Brandon? Brandon. Brandon. Brandon. Brandon. Brandon. Brandon. Just come out here. Yeah. You can talk right in that mic. You can talk right now. Do you have headset?

[Michael Turley]

He's seven foot tall, coming out of a hole.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's like.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four foot tall. They just come out here and on the mic. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Is the call in number Mike? Yeah. That's good. Keith, 2003 Tacoma, TRD off road, Lunar Rock, 20,000 miles. You want 42 and a half. Sounds a little high, but it sounds close enough. Go to give me the vin.com and load it up. Okay. I like the color. Yep.

[Terrence]

Got any other questions?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope, that's it. I'll make sure I've got you, John. Guess you there?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, he's not even awake. He's looking at. He just woke him up.

[John Clay Wolf]

From Philip in Pennsylvania. What's your message?

[Terrence]

Hey, John, Clay Wolf. Good morning. How y'all doing this morning?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Terrence]

Good. Hey, I got two things I want to say. First, how does it feel to have America back again? This is greatest feeling in America right now. And the. Another. Second thing I want to say. When Gigi's out, y'all should have like a feeling. Like what? Some hot country girl, you know, just fill in for Gigi when she's not there.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I mean black, white, Latino or.

[Terrence]

Other, it doesn't matter.

[G Drummond]

They're all beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now you're. You said some hot country. You're putting adjectives on her. So do we want a hot country Mexican girl? A hot country black girl? A hot country Asian girl? What do you want? I'm here for you, Philip.

[Terrence]

I prefer all three.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't. I'm not bringing three girls in. Call back when you make your mind up. Okay? What was he talking about?

[Michael Turley]

He wants the fill in. So there's gonna be.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's been missing a lot lately.

[Michael Turley]

She got the flu.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Steve. A 1971 Buick GS Stage 1 convertible. Go to GMTVCC, which is our classic and collector deal gmtvcc.com what do you want for. Do you want. You want 80,000 for it?

[Terrence]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a. What kind of motor is in it?

[Terrence]

It's. It's got the big block 455 matching.

[John Clay Wolf]

To get 80,000 for. Stop, hang on. I mean, first of all, I saw the best 67442 in God's green earth with 200 miles on it since the Resto. The best. Like the best. And I sold it for 60. The best. If you want. If you want resto modeling.

[Terrence]

81 of them made.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Terrence]

There's only 81 of them made. And out of 81, there was four. Four speeds. So it's a very rare.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good. You're telling me things that do make a difference. Go to. I know. I'm not giving you 80. I just. I just don't see that in my blood.

[Satan]

It's too damn high.

[Terrence]

What are you seeing? What do you see in your blood?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking. Listening to your story and getting my thoughts up. I'm thinking 50, but I'd have to do some serious research.

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[Terrence]

Up on that website.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gmtvcc.com gmtvcc.com Brandon used to run around with Rollins. You got to get that mic. Yeah. You worked for him for three years. Long time, right? Maybe four years. But it is weird when you go out with him. He just gets bombarded. Oh, it's insane. And he's too nice of a person to say no to anybody. We've been at places where he's eating mid chew and someone's running up to him, hey, can I get a picture? I get a picture. And he's like, yeah, sure, it's me and Josh. And Coy. Do not know how he did that because I had that happen to me here in Walnut when I'm trying to eat. And people, hey, I didn't want to. They always start out with, hey, I don't want to interrupt you. And you sit there like, with a fork in your mouth, like, okay, kind of already interrupted. Right? Yeah, but. But you know, I invite all these people out here, so I need to stop and talk to them, which is cool. But you know what I noticed Turley? Oh, we're out of time.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, we can go long if you want to keep.

[John Clay Wolf]

I took. I took Rollins to Bushwood. On what day was that? Thursday. Did you ever watch Caddyshack? Yeah, Bushwood, the country club. So I'm a member of this very Bushwoody place. And I took Richard up there and all of his rock and roll garb and his blue jeans and his hair and his. All is well. I'll I'll color this in as soon as we get back. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars in the radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com. remember, if you are in trouble and you need flowers for your people, go to Gordon Boswell Florist. JCW Show.com is where there's a link straight through to it. They've been the floral sponsor of this show for God like five years. I they cost more money than everybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

Else, sure, but they're beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're way, way better than everybody else. They're not crazy expensive. They're just more than the, the normal ones. But when you get from Gordon Boswell when people in California or New York or wherever you're sending them to, they send you a picture of the flowers you sent them, you're proud.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're beautifully.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those other companies, you're like, what the hell? I got robbed. I've seen that too many times.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's why I believe in this one. I promote them. All right, we'll be right back.

[DJ Pre K]

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[Michael Turley]

Just ask Johnny Dare.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just ask Johnny Dare in Kansas City just got clocked. Frank and Heidi are still on. We're not on an LA it Hey, we were Brandon, he's our video man. He. How do I say this? Richard Rollins has gas monkey channel and Brandon was running that a big part of it for years. And then he came with us because I needed some help and Richard had too many. So Brandon went with us to on a barn find the other day and those cars were pretty cool. They were better. We were out in Weatherford, Texas. They look better than what I was expecting. I mean they didn't look. The condition was terrible, awful. But they're really cool. Like a 59 Caddy. I really like that. And I think we're going to cut the ass into that car off and make a piece of art out of it. The cool thing about it was when we Pulled up. It's like, where are these cars that you're talking about? And then kind of walk through this house, and there's a courtyard in the back with. Was it six cars total? Y. Just all around this. That looked. And a lot better than I think any of us there expected. Well, they didn't. The. The. The. The car was cool. It's a suicide door continental. There's a 50.

[G Drummond]

The.

[John Clay Wolf]

The cars were cool. There's a. What do you call that damn Cadillac? It was a 29. It was one of V16. V16 cow or something. Yeah, Phaeton. Yeah, Phaeton. Yeah, Phaeton. Phaeton. But. But this thing was in, like. They're terrible. Here's the deal with the Phaeton. The cars worth, say, 800,000. It'll cost a million dollars to restore it. Yep. Jeez.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[Michael Turley]

Million dollars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And it's worth 800. Like, the last one that sold sold for 700. So let's say it's worth 700. So if you buy that car and restore it, if you gave a hundred grand for it, Right. And then you restore it, just say you're in it for a million. You'll lose 300 grand. Yeah. Right out of the gate. So it's hard to negotiate with people that have cars like that because they want to talk about what it could be worth. But it costs so much to get it there. I mean, all those cars needed tons of resto. Yep. Tons. And, like, the. But what was interesting is we made it. We made an offer on all of them. Richard and I did Rollins. And then the guy. It was funny because the guy's like, well, I got to talk to my brother about it. And ironically, I know his brother. I'm like, so I just called his brother on speakerphone. Well, we got your brother. So we talked to the brother. We're talking to two brothers, and they're like, well, we got to talk to mom about it. So, like, let's go find mom. And we went in the house, and he follows him with the cameras, and we're talking to mom, and mama was the one. Mama was the one that wanted to get him out of here. She's like, dad, your dad passed away. I don't want these cars here anymore once you get them sold. So we're there trying to buy them, and then mom's the one that balled up. She. This ain't enough money. She was cool. But hard negotiation, hard negotiator. Yeah. And I'm just like, man. I mean, I don't know what to do. So we did get a good tape of these cars and we'll have a good video of it, but I don't know if we're gonna get them bought. Mmm.

[Michael Turley]

These will look pretty cool. You send me a little clip of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're cool. They're just in terrible shape.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I mean, terrible, terrible, terrible. Like, I mean, like, they're terrible. And I just. I was having flashbacks of the Thunder Chicken. There's no reason to try to restore these cars. It caught. It'll never happen.

[Michael Turley]

The one you said is a million to restore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, it looks like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But it's a super. Super. But it's pre war and it's a hard. You know, that. Hell, that. The last one that sold for 700 grand. It may sell for 150 grand the next trade. Because they're coming down. Those pre war cars are coming down so fast because everybody's died off and nobody cares. But Anyway, except for J.D.

[Michael Turley]

Ryan.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when we were coming back to Fort Worth, I was like, hey, let's go to Bushwood. Like what? Like this country club that I've been in. Bushwood, you know? And it's. It's. It's. It's exactly what you would think it is in the men's 19th hole. So Rollin's like, man, they're not gonna let me in there. Wearing blue jeans and the way I look. I was like. I was like, ah, let's go. So it looked like the clown car coming in with the TRX all wrapped in gas monkey. Right. And Brandon's wearing sweatshirt. And then Sinjin's has a beanie on and a gas monkey shirt and. But it all worked out. We had a blast. Oh, yeah. I don't think I've ever seen that guy that happy. He's. When he's in his element, when he's. He was super excited about that Cadillac also. Yeah. And his plan for that if we do get him bought is pretty cool. So, like, you can tell the stress of kind of the whole situation in the day kind of is going in his favor. Yeah. And so he just wanted to have a beer and just. I mean, the stories we told were hilarious. Maybe not appropriate for a country club, but they're hilarious. I was very surprised that he was telling stories about Sinjin's mother, his ex wife, in front of him like that. That was pretty hard. I mean, not like, not about his. But just. Just like things that were going on. I was like, wow. And he looked over at his his old stepson. That works for me. I know that probably hurts you, but it was fun. But he was telling these great stories and I guess if you want to hang out with your. Your ex stepdad, then you're going to and be one of the boys. You're going to hear it all. But it was a good time. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What have you got, boss man?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, we were going to do news.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or do it jail. Jail.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jail news.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[G Drummond]

Jail news.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Boy, you caught JD Just totally off. Totally, totally off.

[John Clay Wolf]

His hand on his side. I can. Scratching your balls over the encounters.

[J.D. Ryan]

And it's rare that you catch me totally off guard.

[G Drummond]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

We can do one though. I thought we're gonna do mail from jail, but we won't. President Trump address to Congress on Tuesday was kind of the big news of the week. One of the cooler moments was when he introduced the Doge guy. Elon. Elon Musk. Elon Russ Rusk with his chainsaw cut number two.

[Michael Turley]

And to that end I have created.

[John Clay Wolf]

The brand new Department of Government Efficiency Go.

[G Drummond]

Which is by Elon Musk, who is.

[Michael Turley]

In the gallery tonight.

[G Drummond]

Oh, you can play it, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[Michael Turley]

That's probably the only thing missing from it the whole night, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Him with a chainsaw you could come out with.

[J.D. Ryan]

They gave him one.

[Michael Turley]

It was such a show.

[J.D. Ryan]

So that was fun. And we have actually more parts of the speech. With a little help from acdc, Al Green, Rare earth, Shirley Bassey and David Bowie.

[G Drummond]

Here we go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cut three.

[John Clay Wolf]

America is back.

[G Drummond]

Mr. Green, take your seat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's do take your seat, sir. Take your seat. And later this week, I will also take historic action to dramatically expand production of critical minerals and rare earth. We have developed in great detail what we are calling the gold card.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gold. For $5 million, the golden age of.

[John Clay Wolf]

America has only just begun.

[Michael Turley]

So it was the Apprentice television show basically turned it into pretty much.

[G Drummond]

It was a lot more fun that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jim. In Oklahoma.

[Terrence]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now I can tell you I've never bought a nice car out of the state of Oklahoma. And I. And so let's preface with that. You've got a 94 Ford Bronco, 55,000 miles. On a scale of one to ten, how nice is it?

[Terrence]

Probably an eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So for the Oklahoma slide, I got to take two points off of that. So it's a six.

[Terrence]

I was being honest.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Terrence]

I bought it out of Missouri.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it an Eddie Bauer?

[Terrence]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's blue with a brown top. So it's Eddie Bauer. Like navy blue with that Eddie Bauer tan top?

[Terrence]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How long have you had it?

[Terrence]

Five years. I bought it with 46,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you know they didn't cut the miles on it? Because they're bad about that in Missouri. Rolling the odometers back, I. I really don't. Okay. But it's clean, so the only thing.

[Terrence]

That'S not there is the tire rack.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are there holes where the rack was?

[Terrence]

They filled them, but you can see a little bitty crack around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 20 grand buy it?

[G Drummond]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang tight, Jim. Hang tight, Jim. We've got to go to break. We're going to come back in a minute. We'll continue our negotiation. Okay?

[Terrence]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. And anybody that wants to sell their car, go to Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Give in.com. my name is John Claywolf and we're joining California, Las Vegas, San Diego, Phoenix. As soon as we come back, feel.

[J.D. Ryan]

The town.

[DJ Pre K]

From the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by GiveMeThe Vin.com call John toll free. Cheap Bastards 1-800-800radio 1800, 800radio. And check out the podcast at jcwshow.com or John claywolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the cat pissed the bed last night.

[G Drummond]

Oh, man. Who's bad?

[John Clay Wolf]

So we go to bed, your bed, the cat. The wife shuts the door. I'm like, I guess it's gotten now that we're gonna keep the cat in our bedroom. Oh, right, okay, whatever. I mean. And we'll go to sleep at about 4 in the morning. She's hopping around and scratching stuff wakes me up. Jeanette's like, trying to get her handled. And then she jumps up on. On the bed and she starts stomping around and scratching, scratching and stomping around. And I'm trying to pet her and whatever. And I'm really not irritated. I'm just kind of up. It's one of those 4am Wake up deals. Sure. I'm like, hey, babe, do you smell that? That smells like cat food. Like wet catfish. Yeah, I smell it too. This goes on for a while, and finally the cat won't shut up and keep scratching at the bed and. And I'm like, just open the door so the cat can go out. I mean, you know, I need to get my sleep back. Then we're sitting there and then realized the bed was wet. Cat pissed all over the bed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, that ruins your bed. Ruins it. Look, I hate to break that news to you, but. Yeah, cat peas.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not good.

[G Drummond]

No, you gotta get it quick. Gotta get it quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

She ripped the comforter off and took the duvet out of it and put it in the wash and put those sheets in the wash.

[Michael Turley]

But did it get to the bed? Did it go all the way through?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Oh, yeah. Well, because the under sheet is wet.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How can a little cat that small pee that much?

[Michael Turley]

Because they're cats and they're just pain in the ass. I'm telling you, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have a litter box in the bedroom.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that's the problem.

[G Drummond]

Yeah. You have to lock them up for a long time and make them wait and they store it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[G Drummond]

Until they can't stand it anymore. Then you get it all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. On you.

[G Drummond]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's awesome.

[G Drummond]

They just don't take incarceration. They just don't. They just don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've learned that a couple gotta buy a new bed.

[Michael Turley]

You might.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's one of those purple beds. Aren't those plastic?

[Michael Turley]

No, that's that foam, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[G Drummond]

You can treat it. Get an. Get an anti. Antibacterial thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not sleeping with cat smell pee. Nope, nope, nope. I barely let that son of a. In our house anyway. And the other night you got stuck up in the tree. We're gonna. Every week.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna have to have a cat talk. We're gonna have to have a cat talk.

[Michael Turley]

So you threw it outside.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been a good sport. I've been a good sport. I'm not. I'm. That it crossed the line last night. The cat has crossed the line.

[Michael Turley]

And it went out. Did it go outside? Did you leave it outside again?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's outside mean?

[Michael Turley]

Like outside the room.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I don't know. I'm. I'm not keeping up with the catch. The cat's schedule.

[Michael Turley]

It's gonna. It's gonna do something else.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's got a litter box?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, but cats are a holes. I'm telling you. They don't care.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't care.

[Michael Turley]

They. I've got one and it's a problem. And I know what you're dealing with and it sucks. It really sucks. And I've been dealing with for 15 years. Because the cat won't die. It will not die. And we were.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm telling you, John, Why don't y'all just kill it?

[Michael Turley]

Cuz I can't stop. Can't do that. My wife will not let me kill it. We I put it in the bathroom. Just have to do that. And it just meows and meows and meows and I'm hoping one day I don't hear that meow. But what if.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if he poisoned it?

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, we're going to stop this right now. We're going to stop.

[Michael Turley]

But I'm just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Terrence, where do you live? Speech impediment. Terence, where do you live?

[Terrence]

I live at the Springtail Spring terrace on North I35.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that like the wife? Is it a. Like. Do you pay rent?

[Terrence]

Yes, sir. We in my Social Security. I got a payee from elder care. Her name is Kendra.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want a cat?

[Terrence]

Yeah, I take a cat. I had a push out of county. Boy, it had a catitude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Terrence]

And walked around with it. Yeah, I'll take that.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we've got one taker for the cat, so at least I've got the cat covered.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pre K is not here today.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not offering the cat yet. But. But I'm. But you're at the top of the list. After we have the cat talk. Thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pre K is not here today, but he is on the stream. He is in the chat room. I love cats. Pre K says okay, he gets the cat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Terrence called it first.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I think that the life with Terrence would be better than the life of Pre K. Because Terrence is around.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that's true.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pre K is not even here today.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, Pre K is never around. Jason, a 19. What year is your Bronco?

[Terrence]

1988.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's the same when he called on a minute ago. Is it a. Is it Eddie Bearer?

[Terrence]

Do what, sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it Eddie Bauer?

[Terrence]

No, it's the XLT.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Terrence]

With the big in it. 1988 XLT. That's what they call it. Yeah, 1988.

[John Clay Wolf]

On a scale. On a scale of one to ten. How nice?

[Terrence]

There's a ten. It's a. It's a. Just never really driven. The lady didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 17 grand buy?

[Terrence]

17 grand? Yeah, I'd sell it right now. 17 grand?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no. Well, normally when somebody gets that excited, that means that it's not as nice as what we were hoping. But if it is, we're gonna buy it. Oh, no, no.

[Terrence]

Where it is nice?

[G Drummond]

No, it's perfect.

[Terrence]

It's an excellent condition. It really is. I mean, we just. It's just. It been setting up and we had to replace the gas tank, all the fuel lines, the fuel pump, the high pressure pump, pressure regulator. And she fired up and, and, and I got the title and. Damn. Yes, everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I'm gonna have. I'm gonna have Albert call you. I just sent him a text with your phone number on it. Get your pictures ready. Get a video. Make a video of it. Send pictures of that ugly and send them to me. Yep, do that. We'll be right back. Oh, no, we won't. We've got three minutes left. We got Johnny Cash mail from jail.

[G Drummond]

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. John. This week's Mail from Jail entry reads, dear John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Johnny.

[G Drummond]

Hear your program every Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you hear the cat story a minute ago?

[G Drummond]

I'm sorry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you hear the cat peeing the bed story a minute ago?

[G Drummond]

No, I was peeing myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, my wife just. She. I guess she wants me to read this on the air.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, no, hold on. Wait, Johnny, we have to pause here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold on.

[G Drummond]

Would you like me to read it for you?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, actually, Johnny.

[G Drummond]

Yeah, I'm only here for a limited time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Better. This is. She heard us talking about the cat peeing on the bed.

[G Drummond]

This morning's mail from Jeanette reads, joan, he did not go through to the mattress.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nah, Johnny, do it straight.

[G Drummond]

We have mattress protector on. Don't let people think we're nasty like that. And the sheets are all clean. No smell at all. By the way, say hi to Bobbo. I sure miss him. Oh, no, he's cute.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't believe that's really accurate.

[G Drummond]

Your loving wife, Jeanette Dubache Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Johnny.

[Michael Turley]

That's good you had the protector.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[G Drummond]

If you've got mail from Jeanette, just send them to John Wolf's cell phone. We'll be happy to get them on down the line to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You give the phone back to Turley, and we go back into mail from jail.

[G Drummond]

The zip code is 6, 9. Yes, yes, yes, yes. It's a zip code. What are you looking at me for? All right, go ahead, Johnny, you head in the face.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jack, do you want to finish the mail?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I.

[G Drummond]

Excuse.

[Terrence]

Why?

[G Drummond]

I was gonna go pee again. The letter reads, I hear your program every Saturday, John. I love the Mail from Jail segment, but I don't ever hear from the prison guard's point of view. I've been a guard since I was 18, and what you hear in those letters is the average experience in here. Prisoners grasping for straws at either connection, legal defense or money. It's a hilarious thing that some of these guys think they can just walk out of prison and be handed the world by somebody like you. I'm 25 years old now. I've seen the worst of the wars come through these doors, and really sick people sometimes, yet they still have the nerve to feel any sort of entitlement. You know, working with prisoners every day is grueling, but I feel like I'm playing my part in the justice system. And I've seen blood, guts and messes that no man should ever have to clean. These prisoners can get really gross, especially in the showers. I've seen a few riots and they can really be scary when you're new. But now it's just another day. You beat down anything moving and make sure they're not gonna get up. It's me or them. So I do what I have to do. And it's not that bad all the time. Some of these inmates are respectable people, but you can never let your defenses down, even on Saturday mornings. But I'm glad your show keeps it light so that we can all get a chance to take it easy for one day of the week. P.S. play some God smack if you can. Or is that too heavy? Regards, your friend, Jim. TGCJ Correctional Officer Walls Unit, Huntsville, Texas. Partner, if you've got mail from jail, just send it on down the line to us here at P.O. box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. The zip code is 76147.

[Michael Turley]

Here's some Godsmack for him.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. Will be right back. Lightning rounds next. You can go with that. Yeah. Car calls time right now. Year, make, model, miles. And I've got plenty on the. On the board. Call in now during the break. 800-800-7234. Year make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. If you don't want to call on the radio show, just go to. Give me the VI N. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Give in.com. be right back.

[DJ Pre K]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1-800-1-800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lowry. Is that your name, sir? In North Carolina, it's Lori.

[Terrence]

Lori, yeah. Hey, how's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. You've got a 03 BMW. What? He wrote V4M series. But that's not right.

[Terrence]

No, it's a V4M series.

[John Clay Wolf]

Z4M series. So is it A? Okay, gotcha. How many miles are on it?

[Terrence]

105,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now is it A? It's not as. I didn't think they. Is it an M like accent? Or does it have the M motor in it?

[Terrence]

It's got the M motor. Three liter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does ten grand buy it?

[Terrence]

Ten grand? Ten grand would. Yeah, it would buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then I'm gonna. I'm gonna go to givemetheven.com and load it up, and we'll start working on it. I got to ask some more questions. I mean, what age did you lose your Virginia? Stop that, Turley. If it's a good. If it.

[G Drummond]

If.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it's a good car, I'll buy it. Thank you, man.

[Terrence]

Okay, what.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city do y'all live in?

[Terrence]

Thank you. We live in a little town called Harold.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Terrence]

North Carolina. It's about 45 minutes from Wilmington.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect. Sean in Maitland, Florida. 13 sprinter van. Is it dressed out like a limo? Is it dressed out like an rv, or is it just a cargo.

[Terrence]

No, it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like a limo.

[Terrence]

Limo van. 12 passenger rooftop AC103,000 miles on Bluetech diesel 2500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it listed for sale anywhere? No. Okay.

[Terrence]

It was actually. It was.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was Mercedes of South Orlando Sprint.

[Terrence]

Or their transport van to take everybody across the street to the expensive asthma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Get some pictures. How long have you had it? I've had it for.

[Terrence]

I've had it since it had 29,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my.

[Terrence]

So about. About five years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[G Drummond]

Longer than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mid teens is probably the money on it. Let me. How many miles are on it now? 130. 130. Might be low teens, but it's but one.

[Terrence]

103.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 103. Okay, cool. We'll get it off there. I bet we'll get a deal. Done. Thank you. Crab, what is your comment? Real quick?

[Terrence]

Morning radio host for a lesbian, female lesbian in Kilo S, Heidi and Frank.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back.

[DJ Pre K]

John Clay Wolf, show dot com. The number one weekend morning show in America. John Clay wolf dot com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tastes good.

[DJ Pre K]

Hey, want more John Clay wolf? Go to jcwshow.com for the fastest growing podcast in the U.S. first gun I.

[G Drummond]

Bought was a 12 gauge shotgun. I didn't want the gun. Remember, though, I'd move to a farm. And I was sitting there on the porch, and I see a white dude walking across my property entitled like he's supposed to be there. He had a rifle over his shoulder, too. Ain't that a bitch? And as soon as he got far enough away, I ran to my car and sped to Kmart. And I ran to the gun counter, black and sweaty. I said, I need a gun immediately. Like that. The guy didn't answer no questions. He just grabbed 12 gauge shotgun, handed it to me. I'm like, well, I need, I need some bullets too. And the guy reached on the counter, put two box shells on the counter. He said, all right, buddy, which box do you want? I said, well, what's that box with them ducks? He said, oh, that there's bird shot. And then he goes, just like this, I'm not exaggerating. Goes, that won't kill a man. They said it'll just pamper him up nicely. Remember when Dick Cheney shot him in the face and he lived? That was bird shot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four dudes and.

[DJ Pre K]

Gigi Wolf show call in 1-800-800-radio. Check out the website for podcast socials and the GMTV Garage YouTube channel. Go to garage jcwshow.com the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Mike, my 18 year old son's in there filling in for pre K, screening the calls. And I know he's not listening to us. He doesn't know that I keep throwing my. When I pull up next to his truck, I keep throwing my empty beer cans in the back of his. He's like, where are these coming from? Let's, let's get him on there. Hey, Max. And they get keyed into you turn on your mic. Did you hear what I just said?

[I]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, hey, I was looking in your car.

[I]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

I noticed some empty beer cans in the back.

[I]

That's not me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is it?

[I]

I don't know. It's the beer man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, the old it's not me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's the beer man? I don't know.

[I]

Maybe it's you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think I'm putting beer cans.

[I]

You're walking around like you're putting beer cans in my. The back of my truck?

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you mean I'm walking around?

[I]

You walk around. You're stumbling around everywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[G Drummond]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that turned ugly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn.

[Michael Turley]

He just went right.

[John Clay Wolf]

He always goes too hard. Hey, he's been doing this thing the senior year class prank. They've got these water guns and they go around and they've got to shoot each other with these water guns. And it's a contest, right? It's like, JD, I've got to find you outside of school and shoot you with a water gun and get it proof video or photo. And I'm like, dude, somebody's gonna get their ass killed because he's talking about going into this restaurant or going into this place. He's gotta find this girl, right? And it's a girl. And I'm like, this is not a Good design. He's gonna run in there, overdo it like he just did. You know how? He just overdid me on the beer can thing. You stumbling drunk. So he's gonna overdo. He's gonna blast into some restaurant or something, pull out a fake gun, and you're gonna get shot.

[I]

Yeah, I got a Nerf Super Soaker. They're not going to think it's a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Real gun, like, so. It's a great big.

[I]

It's a big white orange tip gun.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you go in there with one of those stupid masks on and whip something out of a coat, there's a good chance you're going to get your ass shot.

[I]

I'll take it.

[Michael Turley]

Dad won't.

[J.D. Ryan]

You've never been shot.

[I]

Have on the line, you get $700.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[Michael Turley]

700 bucks if you get the person.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they all put in 20 or 50 bucks.

[I]

Everybody puts in 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

The last man's going to grow. Standing that doesn't get shot by his opponent gets the pot. The senior friend.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's tag.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah.

[G Drummond]

Just.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's water tag.

[G Drummond]

I want to do something like that. When I was in high school, I think they called it killer or something. You could send, like, a letter bomb and all kinds of crazy stuff. Dnd guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, like, you went to her house the other day before school, right? And you were just, like, looting outside the garage?

[I]

Yes, but she. She was in. She was in the garage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[I]

And then, like, she opened the door from within her car, and I can't shoot her when she's in her car. So she just drives out and drives away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did she flick you off?

[I]

No, I flipped her off.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, you're stalking her, right? It sounds like.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, if the dad doesn't know what's going on, he doesn't know what's going on. Okay, good. He needs to. You need to send the dad a picture of yourself so, you know, it doesn't shoot you. Yeah, I just think. I don't know. I just see a bad thing here. I think somebody's gonna get shot. Has anybody been shot yet?

[I]

Buy a real gun or a water gun.

[John Clay Wolf]

A real gun. Not at your school, but in any of the other people doing.

[I]

I mean, I think there was some not in, like, a local school.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if they're not local, their life doesn't matter?

[I]

Not within my life. But, like, I think there was some article about some kid who did actually get shot, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do you have beers in the back of your truck?

[I]

I don't know. Somebody's throwing them in there.

[Michael Turley]

Denied.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why would somebody be throwing beers in the back of your truck?

[I]

I don't. Because they need somewhere to throw their beers.

[John Clay Wolf]

What else is back there?

[I]

Nothing else is back, or. No, there's a shovel, cuz for my forensics class. I need to get some roadkill.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, digging bodies up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you? Do you feel so bad about it? You drink and that's why you have all these beers in the back?

[I]

It's to hide all the beers. I bury them.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you have to get roadkill?

[I]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's. That's weird. This is getting weird.

[I]

She's a weird teacher. She's the kind of person who teach forensics.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you get into any colleges yet?

[I]

Yes. You know this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you going?

[I]

I got the best school I've gotten in so far that I'm probably gonna go to is King's College London.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you got into ut and you're white. That's a big deal.

[I]

No, no, they overturned the affirmative action thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, but I mean, it's still a big deal. A white kid getting into UT that doesn't have a story.

[Michael Turley]

Jd, I think dad wants him to stay home.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think he does, too.

[I]

Well, you said I couldn't get it. I. I got in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you did? You did get it. Did you apply to Harvard?

[I]

I did apply to Harvard. I did not hear back from Harvard. I don't think I'm getting into Harvard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you get into Vassar or whatever it was, or Cornell?

[I]

I applied to Cornell. I'm not. I'm the Ivy Leagues. You don't hear back from them till March.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought you got wait listed at Cornell.

[I]

No, I got waitlisted to Northeastern. Oh, no, I didn't get waitlisted on Northeastern. I got definitely preferred on Northeastern. So I'll hear back from them later.

[John Clay Wolf]

And where's that one?

[I]

The Northeast?

[Michael Turley]

You asked John.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, go back to work. Let me alone.

[J.D. Ryan]

So. That's a smart kid, man. To get into Harvard, to get in overseas.

[G Drummond]

Seriously.

[J.D. Ryan]

London?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. London. That's so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so this is all good. But why can't he spell? He's sitting. He's sitting. It's not.

[I]

I can't spell. It's not. I can't hear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Why can't you hear? You dead.

[I]

Because you're yelling at me too much.

[Michael Turley]

That's why. He's moving to London.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. What do you think about the cat peeing in the bed last night?

[I]

Sorry, what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you hear the story about the cat peeing in the bed last night? Yeah, I did hear about it, I thought. Will you take the cat with you to college?

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Then you're going to London.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, take it to London or.

[I]

No, I'm gonna get a cat in college and then when I come back you're gonna have two cats. No, because now much you love them.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you get a cat in college, you'll come back with your boyfriend. Wow. How does that work? Exactly what I just said. If you're in college and you're a first year college guy with a cat, you are queer as a three dollar bill.

[I]

No, but I'm not gay, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, if you have a cat in your dorm room, they will think you're gay.

[I]

Does the. Does getting a cat make you gay or is it that gay people get cats?

[John Clay Wolf]

Both, but it's at ages. Like when you're in college, you get to college, you get a cat, the odds are you're homosexual.

[I]

If I get in my sophomore year, will I turn gay?

[John Clay Wolf]

It could happen. I don't. I don't think you need a cat until you have a woman in your life.

[I]

So, like, does the percentage chance decrease every year? Like juice. So freshman year, it's guaranteed. Guaranteed gay sophomore year, what is it now?

[John Clay Wolf]

97%.

[I]

97?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's high.

[Michael Turley]

Do you have girlfriend junior year?

[I]

What is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's 92. I mean, it's just barely clipping down.

[I]

Well, no, and over there, that's my last year. Because it's only three years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So when you're in college, if you're a male and you have a cat and no girlfriend. No girlfriend, you're gay.

[I]

I'll take those odds.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's, you know, don't bring that cat back home when you come visit. Because I don't want to. I mean, you know, if you are a homosexual, I'll still love you because you're my son. But I don't want to meet your cat and I don't want to meet your boyfriend.

[Michael Turley]

Boy, the dinner conversations at the Wolf household would be so great.

[John Clay Wolf]

The good thing is he's going along with it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, clearly.

[Michael Turley]

He's gonna bring a cat home. You know it. His friend, he's gonna do that, I guarantee.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I've got him in a Toyota truck, it's got a lift kit, it's got cool wheels on it. And the first car he buys, he's gonna be like Larry Dave in a little Toyota Prius. All right, back to work. What we got?

[J.D. Ryan]

What do we got? What are we doing? Wrapping around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, wrapping up the time for Break.

[G Drummond]

Getting right in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell you what, Matt, you don't. Matt. Max. You don't think if you have a cat in college that that's kind of queer? Oh, he's not listening.

[G Drummond]

What level of dumb is this supposed to be? Nothing makes you queer. You don't turn queer now, Bobo.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're a grown ass man. You've had a stripper girlfriend, you've had fat girlfriends, you've had skinny girlfriends. You had everything. You've been married a couple times and you've got a cat. That is very understandable.

[G Drummond]

It doesn't, you know, but when you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were 19 years old, did you have a cat when you first moved out of your house?

[G Drummond]

Hell no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[G Drummond]

Where would you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why, where would you get one at any cat store?

[G Drummond]

I never had cats until I was like 54 years old. Why? Because of my kids. Because my kids talk to me into them. They got cats, they move away, they can't take them where they live. Well, dad, you can take my cat. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Rick, your Forest River Puma thing, I sent it to my rv, man. He'll call you the travel trailer, okay? All right. Anybody else? Go to givemetheven.com if you want to sell something. Be right back.

[G Drummond]

His fruity Italian brother in law has decided to grow a mustache, apparently so he can look more like his mother. He's so on board with renaming the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America, he's drafted a petition for the city council in hopes of officially recognizing the west side of town as Hooker Island. At a recent barbecue, his wife's Chihuahua, Lulu, became annoyed and snapped at the neighbor's five year old son. But rather than punish the dog, he insisted that young Bradley had learned an invaluable lesson about how not to approach unfamiliar little bitches. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty like tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[DJ Pre K]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Taking over your radio every Saturday morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, Eric in Missouri.

[Terrence]

Hey, what's up?

[John Clay Wolf]

A Charger Hellcat Jailbreak gray, black stripe. Wait, so it's glay, it's gray with the black stripes. 10,000 miles sounds like a 70 grander to me.

[Terrence]

I really wanted to list it for about 78, but I'd probably let it go for about 70. 73.

[John Clay Wolf]

The problem is, is the damn Stalanis Dodge, they're just making too much of this stuff. They're just.

[Terrence]

Yeah, I mean, it's got some performance upgrades. But that's pretty much it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wish it didn't. They're better when they're stuck. What color? Gray.

[Terrence]

I mean, it's nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. What color gray is it?

[Terrence]

It's like a dark. Kind of like a dark gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Terrence]

Almost like the charcoal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to. Give me the vin.com. loaded up. Let's take a look. We're close. You and I are within a couple thousand of each other. We'll get a deal done. Let's make a dope deal, homeboy. Let's do a dope deal, homeboy. Hey, is it a wide body?

[Terrence]

Yes, it's a wide body.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm getting closer. All right. You got a title? You know, I mean, do you have a title?

[Terrence]

Yep. Clean title.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I'm gonna leave the money under the mailbox, the post box. You leave the title. No guns, no cops.

[Terrence]

Sounds good to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we'll get it done. Go to. Give me the VIN dot com. Load it up. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Hang on. Sean in college station, are you a student in A and M? I'm.

[Terrence]

I'm not a student. I'm a former student and employee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It says, thinks cat will get me bitches is what Sean's comment was.

[Terrence]

Not exactly the words I use, but yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you're saying you think it'll help my son in college?

[Terrence]

Yes. Yes, that's exactly what will happen. Oh, yeah. I'll relate a. I'll relate a story. First. First biology lab, when I was a student at A and M in 86, fall of 86, we're all, you know, partner up with people in biology lab, and you're meeting your. Your friends there and who you're going to be stuck with for the whole semester. And we were all getting along really good. And.

[John Clay Wolf]

And keep it moving.

[Terrence]

Girl. Some girl. Some girl mentions that she. She misses her cat. And this guy says, I have a cat. All the girls in the lab say, wait, you have a cat? He's like, yeah, I got a cat at my apartment. One of them says, I will cook for you if I can come over and play with your cat. Other girl steps in and says, no, I. I'll do your laundry if I can come over and play here with your cat. Hey, can we have study groups of your apartment so we can see your cat? Every girl in there was a. Immediately drawn to this guy. And all the other guys in the lab were like, what in the world is going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's what you need to do. You need to borrow your aunt's cat. Take it like, run that Hustle and Lab. Then they hit the bait. Then you could borrow your aunt's cat and then see if that works. And then you're not gay. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Michael Turley]

That's how the study works.

[J.D. Ryan]

Solved problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Hey.

[J.D. Ryan]

Women. A woman this week from a Southwest Airlines jet going from Houston, going to Phoenix, stripped down naked and walked up and down the aisle. She banged on the cockpit door, yelled she wanted to get off the plane. This is. By the way, the plane's still taxiing for takeoff when this happened, so she wasn't up in the air. ABC10, Houston had this call in from a passenger who was on board and cut number seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

She turned around facing us and stripped all of her clothes off. She then proceeded to make her way back towards the front of the plane.

[DJ Pre K]

And started banging on the cockpit doors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Asking to be let in. And she was screaming. As for that unruly passenger, I just heard back from Houston police.

[DJ Pre K]

No charges were filed, but she was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Transported for medical evaluation.

[J.D. Ryan]

How do you get nothing filed? You're naked in public, walking up, and that's at least stopping a flight.

[John Clay Wolf]

How does Gene Hackman's wife die for a month and he doesn't know it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Not a month. Seven to ten days.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's she dead and he's not?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, he is. He has Alzheimer's. So what they're assuming they're never going to know is that he walked around the house basically not knowing what to do for seven days, and then he died. But she was dead seven to 10 days before he did. Everybody thought it was the other way around.

[John Clay Wolf]

How'd the dog die?

[J.D. Ryan]

The dog died from not eating.

[Michael Turley]

It was stuck in a crate.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was stuck in a crate. The other dogs were. Yeah, the other dogs were out on the property outside the house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's nasty. The dog just sat there and starved to death. Do you think Gene Hackman starved to death?

[Michael Turley]

Sounds like it.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he had. Well, he had Alzheimer's. He also died of a heart.

[Michael Turley]

Said there was no food in his stomach either.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he. He was. Yeah, he lost it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, what level of Alzheimer's was he at?

[J.D. Ryan]

Very bad. They said when they found him, he was all crawled up. Didn't even look like a human. He was mummified, and it was pretty bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, that has nothing to do with Alzheimer's. I'm saying, like, has anybody reported what condition? Also not really.

[J.D. Ryan]

He hadn't been out of the house in Months and months and no one had seen him. They'd seen the wife out a few times, but they had not seen.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did she die of?

[J.D. Ryan]

She died of a virus. Very strange virus. I don't know the name of it.

[Michael Turley]

It had something to do with being. No, it was a rodent. Something to do with.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, it did. It did have something to do with cats.

[J.D. Ryan]

A rare flu like disease links to rodents called hantavirus. Hantavirus. It's linked to rodents.

[Michael Turley]

What's her Last name again, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

It'S Arak. Waka. Arawaka. Betsy. Betsy Arawaka. And yeah, she died of a flu like virus. And then it was like seven to 10 days. What? I don't know what we're talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. You know, it's that. It's that down to the sickness song. Is it? Yeah. Is it down with a sickness? It goes along. It really rolls into the story. Well, she's. Yeah, she's down with the nice m.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go that's pulling that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think that we like rehearse this now?

[J.D. Ryan]

Ever feel that?

[Michael Turley]

What's her name again?

[G Drummond]

J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

It is Betsy Araka.

[G Drummond]

Hold on.

[Michael Turley]

Does it build up here?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it ever going to get there?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's Betsy Ara.

[Michael Turley]

Takes a minute. It's a long build up here.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's Betsy Arawaka.

[G Drummond]

Sorry, hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

There it is.

[Michael Turley]

That was a hell of a payoff there.

[G Drummond]

Hardly after 90 seconds, man. God, It's a flu like.

[J.D. Ryan]

So she died, he walked around the house, just not probably, not knowing what to do or who knows.

[G Drummond]

When did this come out? I. I didn't even hear about. Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[G Drummond]

And how do they know that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Speech impediment Terrace. Will you do that intro for us real quick? As good as you can.

[Terrence]

Intro. Hostile Vista, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no. The down. The down with the sickness intro that we were just doing the walk.

[Terrence]

I don't know. I wasn't listening. There's a lot of activity. My birthday is this Wednesday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Happy birthday. He did it perfectly.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, man.

[G Drummond]

So they found like through some investigative CSI thing that she had been dead longer than Gene Hackman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keep that rolling, man. I'm jamming.

[Michael Turley]

He's got cussing.

[G Drummond]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not a clean version.

[G Drummond]

What a sad. What a sad deal, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, they can do that.

[G Drummond]

That sucks. I mean it's good they know, but.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[G Drummond]

God, dawg. Very sad, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

I started with a happy story about a lady naked on the Southwest jet.

[G Drummond]

I know. And do you know there wasn't a single man on that flight that was Scared at all?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, not at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dwayne in Oceanside, California. What do you want?

[Terrence]

Hey, how you doing, John? I talked to you a couple weeks ago about a 69 Mach 1. I was looking at trying to sell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Terrence]

And I've had about three or four different people from your either show or company contacting me, so I'm gonna get back to. But in the meantime, right now, I just stopped here at Miracosta College. I'm teaching a basic auto class for kind of beginners. And I was wondering, you guys, does your show sponsor anything like that? I was starting from different companies.

[John Clay Wolf]

I remember when you called me on this car. I was trying to buy it. You wanted way too much money, right?

[Terrence]

Well, I don't know. You didn't tell me if I had wanted too much money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, did I ever bid it said daddy.

[Terrence]

No. No, you never bit it. But, Lucas, in the past, oil products have been really, really good in the past donating product. And then I've tried to get some stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Dwayne, I'm sending. Hey, I'm sending my kid to college. And it sounds like you're really into. Into education and everything. And I was wondering if you'd buy his airplane ticket to send him over to London when he goes because I just don't want to pay for it.

[Terrence]

Say what again?

[John Clay Wolf]

You understand that I just wanted to get a donation for my kid going to college.

[Terrence]

Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, I'm a former career college counselor, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect.

[Terrence]

I know all about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

A thousand bucks go a long way.

[Terrence]

Oh, yeah.

[G Drummond]

Might give you a discount on that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm kidding. Hey, email me. Do this. Go to email. Go to jcwshow.com, click email, John and send me this car. Because if you got a good car, we want to get it bought. Has anybody made an offer yet?

[Terrence]

No, it's. It's a. I've owned it 35 years now. It's 30. 57, 000 original mile.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you say what you wanted for it? There was. Skip all the stuff. Let's talk. Let's talk about the. The deal. The money no one has made.

[G Drummond]

Have you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you said it takes this or. We said we'll give that?

[Terrence]

Yeah. No, I never got any of that. They wanted me give more, which I did. And I never heard back from that person. I sent him a video and all kinds of stuff, and that's bull. The.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna take. I'm gonna get that handle right now. Hang on. I'm gonna take your number. I've got it right Here, I'm gonna send it to my managers and pull this up and see how the hell they drop the. I don't like that at all. Okay, we'll get back. Yeah, I remember talking to you. Is there any chance. Sometimes people don't tell the truth. And is there any chance when I get into this, there's going to be a lot of conversation about this and that and you're like, you wanted this and it was so much, we just like decided not to offer.

[Terrence]

Yeah, no, never got into that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, good. Oh, I know what this was. I sent this to Muffy. Yep. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.

[Terrence]

I got to get back to her. But I. Like I said, I talked to three or four different people before her and send them information.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but she. And she resent you an email because she cc'd me on it. So I sent you to my Mustang. Specialist R code is a different deal. Normal people don't know what those are. And that's why I sent you to our specialist. So. And that's why we did the GMTVCC thing for the. For the classic and collector cars. Yeah, I mean, the normal people that bid the cars. Give me the vin, don't know how to bid our code. And I sent you Muffy stuff. And then you, she, she emailed you again. Because she sent me the second time and there was no response, so I wanted to get him. How much is it?

[Terrence]

I'm looking to get a hundred thousand.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that's probably why nobody's talking about. Will you take 50?

[Terrence]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you take 55? I'll figure it out. Well, let's. When you get an email from Muffy Bennett answering. Because she knows this stuff.

[Terrence]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The other guys don't. Sure.

[Terrence]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thanks. Yeah, thank you, Fairbank.

[DJ Pre K]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com Give me the VIN. Call John 1-800-800radio.

[G Drummond]

Want more?

[DJ Pre K]

John Clay Wolf? Go to jcwshow.com for the fastest growing podcast in the U.S.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, so they're rebuilding the Palisades already? They're getting ready to do that. It's all burnt down, dude. Like 80 of it's gone. Yeah, I'm gonna be in LA next Saturday. I'll be there Friday night.

[Michael Turley]

So did you ever hear from your friend about his house?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he is. How his house is standing alive. It's going to get unsmoked and they'll be able to move back into it in A few months.

[Michael Turley]

Wow, that's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he has been out of his home since the fires. Was that six weeks now? Probably.

[Michael Turley]

Like it? Yeah, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

At least.

[John Clay Wolf]

Weird.

[G Drummond]

Deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If you need to reach me, go to jcwshow.com and click email. John. 8th grade kids talking about being bisexual. 5th grade kids talking about being bisexual. It's just weird. Hey, Max, I've got it. I've got another question for you. Are you there? Yeah. This is more important than the guy you're getting the sir.

[I]

What'd you say?

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I remember when you were, like, in eighth grade and. And these kids were talking about being bisexual.

[I]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I told you. What?

[I]

I don't remember. I know I was in eighth grade.

[John Clay Wolf]

You never remember anything. But do you remember when all that was going on and the girls this and that, and you were like, this is weird. And like, she's this and she's that and he. Everybody's saying they're this and that. They're trying to classify themselves. You don't remember what I told you?

[I]

Probably something like really mean.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, a hoe is a hoe for show, for show.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. I gave you some advice. I said, this will all work itself out, okay? Right now they're doing these labels to try just. Just because they're hearing too much on social media and all this whenever the. The real cat dog thing comes out.

[I]

So when I get an actual cat, I'll figure out my real sexuality.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no. Now, you never told me that you. You were telling me about there are some pretty girls, and they're like, well, she's gay and she's gay. I'm like, but do you see him kissing girls? They make out with each other.

[I]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you do? And they have.

[I]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me more about that.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, God.

[John Clay Wolf]

I knew it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I knew it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I thought so. I guess really what I was wanting to ask you, like, you're a senior now, when you were in eighth grade. Obviously, we're not using any school names or any. Anybody's names. But these people that were saying. These girls that were saying they were lesbians, are they really lesbians or is that worked itself?

[I]

I don't know. I don't go up. I don't poll these people.

[Michael Turley]

John, you just want your boy to talk about lesbians.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no.

[I]

I don't go around school with my little clipboard polling people. Were you a lesbian in eighth grade? If so, are you still a lesbian now?

[John Clay Wolf]

I Think you should.

[I]

I don't work for cena New York Times.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to, I want to test my theory that it was all going to work itself out. I mean, some, yes, of course, but I think the real ones are quiet about it.

[I]

Maybe. I don't know. I don't. I don't poll people. I don't ask.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why are you yelling at me?

[I]

Yelling at you?

[Michael Turley]

He seems angry.

[John Clay Wolf]

I feel like I'm bothering you.

[G Drummond]

Tell you why, because this kind of conversation makes really intelligent people crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

I think John's just trying to live through his son. He's.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, because my youngest brought this up the 11th grade. The 11 year old brought this up at dinner the other night. And. And we're like, dude, they're not gay. They don't know what gay is. He's like, yeah, they're gay. I'm like, no, they're not gay gay. Stop it.

[G Drummond]

You're right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's like, I like, how do you know they're gay? Because so and so said, if you're gay, then start shaking. And these would start shaking his hands and shaking his hands. What? Like that does not mean you're gay. That means you want attention.

[I]

If you have a cat, that means you're gay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's damn right. God. If you're, if you're living on, if you're a. If you recently college, you just moved out of home and the first thing you do is get a cat. I don't. By the way, W6 sticker on the back of your truck to rainbow.

[G Drummond]

There's all kinds of socialization goes on though. I remember being like 13 or 14. Huge Beatles fan. Because I'm a nerd. I discovered it. I was crazy. Read all these books and I was like, man, one of these days I'm gonna take acid too. I'm gonna take acid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't listen to him, man.

[G Drummond]

But I didn't. But I didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[G Drummond]

Until I was like 22. You know, that's how they're, that's how they're doing all the cultural, gender orientation, sexual identification stuff. They, you know, they romanticize it. You're like, wow, I want to be just like whomever. Right.

[Michael Turley]

And you're not saying any of it's bad. You're just trying to tell, hey, it's going to work itself out. Don't. I believe it always does right away.

[G Drummond]

I believe it always does. But, but, but that, that deal where we change anatomy on a young person, perhaps too young. I feel really tricky about that. I really worry about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's ridiculous.

[G Drummond]

You know, you don't know that when you're 12.

[John Clay Wolf]

Things about Maddox. One of my funniest moments is when he came back from Europe because his grandparents live in Denmark and they have no drinking age over there. He's over there drinking beer and he's. I don't know, 16 years old. It's normal. Having a good time. Did you have a good time in Denmark?

[I]

Yeah, I had a great time.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so the windows at our house are thin in my room. And you could hear him with his friend out in the back pool bar. And I've got beer on tap and he's just, just drinking beer. And the kids like in, in Matt, he's just sitting there talking like. I mean, like he's 40 years old. Oh yeah, get yourself one. He's like, well, we really can't. He's like, oh, sure you can. No, no. The kid was all scared to death, Max. Just sitting there drinking beer. He's not pounding beer, he's just drinking beer. And then he starts talking about like his parents and he doesn't realize that we can hear everything he's saying. And it was pretty comical. Do you remember that?

[I]

Yes, I remember that.

[Michael Turley]

You got busted.

[G Drummond]

What you say? What you say?

[John Clay Wolf]

So why are those beer cans in the back of your truck?

[I]

I don't know. Because somebody else put them there. Okay, well what brand is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know, I just.

[I]

Okay, then how do you know they're there?

[John Clay Wolf]

I just saw them back there.

[I]

You don't even know the brand.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just saw it back there. I don't know. Jeanette. Nevada 94 Cadillac Sedan Deville. Great condition. 120, 000 miles. You want five grand? No.

[Terrence]

Oh, what is it worth it?

[John Clay Wolf]

But my husband was a master tech. Yeah, he wouldn't even let me buy.

[Terrence]

Him a new car. He said he had a new car.

[John Clay Wolf]

And where is he now?

[Terrence]

And huh. He's in heaven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, what got him.

[Terrence]

So then on top of that, I love your show because I love that mail from jail because I met Mike.

[Bobby Brown]

On Prison pen pals in 1999.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. We got a sustained one on the other end of the line.

[Terrence]

Yeah, we got. We stayed married for 24 years, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he in prison while y'all were married?

[Terrence]

No, because he was gonna retire his number or whatever. He was a bank robber. So he was in the feds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool.

[Terrence]

And it. So nothing. Gross.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was a.

[Terrence]

Went on a bank robbing spree across the country.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he hide any of the money and they all got to use it when he got out?

[Terrence]

No, no, nothing like that. But I was hoping.

[John Clay Wolf]

But no change of tone.

[Terrence]

And so he. He. I wrote him for, like, six months.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet you wrote him for 10 years. All right, 800-800-72348. 800 radio. Dire Straits is this week's backtrack.

[G Drummond]

Oh, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

And cut. Number. Are we going to lightning round next? Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

You want to do that at 11:30?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not the time to do it.

[Michael Turley]

So 30 after, you can go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

And play the two, and we'll do it in a minute. Cut. Sounds like talking heads. Cut to. That's easy. We'll get to those two after the lightning round that's coming up. Hey, Jeanette. I had hung up on you because I. It was the. The conversation was getting stale, and I didn't want to distract the listeners, and they. And they quit listening to Jeanette in Nevada with a prison husband. Jesus Christ.

[Michael Turley]

She didn't want to listen.

[John Clay Wolf]

She just didn't want to listen.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's a lot of naked going on this week. Naked chick on Southwest Airlines flight. Also in the Weather Channel, they had a live camera set up on Bourbon street during the Mardi Gras. You've seen that, right? So a girl comes up to the camera while the Weather Channel is broadcasting it live, pulls up her top. Only we only see the bra. And as she reaches for the bra, well, you'll hear the reaction from the TV host here. Cut number eight.

[Michael Turley]

Welcome back into Weather center live, or Weather Channel live.

[John Clay Wolf]

Excuse me. We are taking a live look at New Orleans right now. People there celebrating Marty Gross, the green shirt. They're all just kind of soaking in that last little bit.

[Terrence]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, let's come to me now so we can take a look where.

[I]

We have severe storms.

[Michael Turley]

There's some.

[John Clay Wolf]

We did not want to see that one. No.

[Michael Turley]

Good shot. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Live from the couch. It's always the one you don't want to see.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And when you're that big, you expect the boobs to be bigger.

[G Drummond]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

It's not proportioned right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Great big gal on small boobs.

[G Drummond]

Like.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. It's like driving with a shock out.

[G Drummond]

I beg to differ, man. There ain't no bad big boobs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, there are. We had a girl come into the studio once. She was like, 20, young monster. And the. The. How can I say this? The center part of it was as big as a cd.

[John Clay Wolf]

Areola.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was the biggest CD it Was big saucer that you put your coffee cup.

[G Drummond]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was frightening.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that bad? Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was nasty. I'm sorry. That was nasty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobo.

[G Drummond]

Been a while since I've seen one like that, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, we're getting. We're getting. We're getting. We're getting off. Sorry. You guys are going to get me kicked off. That's why I started the show. When we get kicked off the air, please go to jcwshow.com because we will keep doing it, but it won't be on on regular radio. Right. JCW Show. The two things today that were said that could get me in trouble. Mike said it earlier, which we're not going to repeat, and he didn't even know what it was. And JD Just did. It Didn't.

[J.D. Ryan]

That wasn't. But I just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y'all think I'm bad. I'm not bad. They're bad. Oh, here we go. I'm a pro.

[G Drummond]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call in 800-800-7 2, 3, 4 8. 800 radio and year, make, model, miles, average refer. Clayton. We come back from this song, we're going to do the car thing for two minutes real fast. Anybody else that doesn't want to call in and sell their car, just go to. Give me the VIN.com. giveMeThe VIN.com. america's best car buyers who sponsor this show. GiveMeTheven.com Be right back.

[DJ Pre K]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by giveme the vin.com. hit him up right now. 1 800-800-radio. 1800800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. This is the Lightning Round. Judd. Good morning. What have you got?

[Terrence]

Hey, I got a 2017 Buick Envision with 72,000 miles on.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it?

[Terrence]

My mom. Dad passed away. 10. 10,000 is what she's got her heart set on.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did I offer you already?

[Terrence]

It was 10,000. This was like three weeks ago. Title was lost. Had to get a replacement title. And we just got it back in yesterday, the title from the state. Cool. Thanks, man. This was 86 Mercedes 300 SDL Turbo. Can I put that in the. The classic car. Would that be something y'all would be interested in?

[G Drummond]

I'll give.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give ten. Five for the pair.

[Terrence]

Diesel, Turbo.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. Turbo. Hey, how much is that car? How nice is that car?

[Terrence]

Ah. I mean, it's. It's. It's pretty nice. It's. I mean, it's the one owner. My granddad had it. My dad had It. And then, you know, he.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an SDL or an sd.

[Terrence]

Sdl.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how many miles do you think are on it?

[Terrence]

It's long. It's under a hundred thousand. It's like 90, 98, 95, something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What can I buy that car for?

[Terrence]

I mean, I don't. I mean. I don't know. I mean, three grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much? I said three. You said two.

[Terrence]

I have. I said three.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said three. No joke. I said three grand. At the same time you said three grand.

[Terrence]

Okay. Okay. So we're going on my cars, man. I might need to get in the business.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're. We're 13 grand on the pair, right?

[Terrence]

Yeah, I think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sell. I feel like you're. You're the Buick. You're, like, cool, but this Benz is kind of hurting your heart a little bit.

[Terrence]

Well, if. Well, my granddad had it. He bought it brand new. We go to the Auburn games, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would it make you feel better if I kept it for a while?

[Terrence]

Not really. Okay. You know, once it's your car, you do whatever you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand. But I should know if emotionally, it'd make you feel better if I kept it in the collection for a bit, because I think I will, because I've got some. Yeah, I have some. I have some heartstrings on that car, too. That was one of the first cars I ever bought and sold.

[Terrence]

Oh, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

300 SD. I'll know exactly what it is. Traded in the actor.

[Terrence]

Limousine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm so. So I bought. Okay, so I bought two cars from you, right?

[Terrence]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where in Alabama are you?

[Terrence]

Coleman. Halfway between Birmingham and Huntsville.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you already talking to somebody? Give me the vin. No.

[Terrence]

Well, three weeks ago or four weeks ago, I put my Buick in there, but the title was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. Okay. So you're already in the system. So do you. Do you have that email? Do you have the email from the buyer? Just write him back, say, hey, John. I just hung up with John. He's buying the truck for ten, and I'm. He's buying this Mercedes for three. Come get him.

[Terrence]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Thanks.

[Terrence]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Later, man.

[Terrence]

So y'all will come get them?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'll come get them.

[Terrence]

All right. Appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Now, that is a spread and 87 diesel bins and a 17 Buick something. I don't even know what the hell it is, but he said we gave 10 grand for it, so I'm just believing he's telling the truth. Be right back I'm trying to be woke. I actually go in the ladies restroom now. Sure. Well, cuz technically I'm a man, but I identify as a pervert.

[DJ Pre K]

The John Clay Wolf Show. America's largest weekend morning show. 800, 800 radio. And check out the podcast@jc w show.com or john claywolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you hear the deal about the Social Security checks?

[G Drummond]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

And like they were saying, how many people were getting Social Security checks over the age of 100? They're dead.

[Michael Turley]

Somebody was like 300 years old. They said one person.

[G Drummond]

That was a coding anomaly.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many people in America are over the age of 100? How far?

[J.D. Ryan]

Find out.

[G Drummond]

There is a statistic of that.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, he's asking AI how many people.

[John Clay Wolf]

In America are over the age of 100?

[DJ Pre K]

As of the latest estimates, there are around a hundred thousand people in the United States who are over the age of 100. It's a small but growing demographic.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not that many.

[Michael Turley]

That's a little bit more than I was thinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's less than I was.

[G Drummond]

There's a population of witch tower fouls, I'll tell you that. Yeah, or it really is.

[DJ Pre K]

Advances in health care and better living conditions have helped more people reach such an impressive age.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, if you are a freshman in college and you get a cat your first year of college as a boy, does that make you gay?

[DJ Pre K]

No, it doesn't. Getting a cat or any pet is just about personal preference and companionship. It has nothing to do with your sexual orientation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at that.

[Michael Turley]

AI is telling you, John, you are wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is putting the beer cans in the back of my high school son's truck?

[DJ Pre K]

It's hard to say without more information. If you're concerned, it might be a good idea to talk to your son and see if he knows anything about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We already tried that.

[G Drummond]

I gotta tell you something. I was looking for a lighter the other night and I found some ecstasy in there, man. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[G Drummond]

You better talk to him. It was good too.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD have you ever done ecstasy?

[J.D. Ryan]

No. Well, hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, because it was legal for a while. Yeah. Start club days.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get it anywhere? Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it do to you, buddy?

[J.D. Ryan]

It just makes you really, really happy and horny. I mean, just. There's really no down. That's one of the few drugs ever. There's just no downside to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did it. Did you ever go to the Start club?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, once, but that's. It wasn't a good experience.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we got to do backtracks, by the way, this week in. Wait, wait. Dire Straits Backtracks. Play the two songs and then y'all figure out what they are. We're gonna play them backwards. You call them forwards and you get to win the stuff. Cut. Cut two.

[G Drummond]

Now, before you shoot me, I didn't use any of their. Well, one of those is a big, big song, but any of their big, big, big songs. Because they're so obvious, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Dire Straits Backtracks. Two songs run back. Cut two.

[Michael Turley]

I totally made that mistake by accident.

[G Drummond]

So you try to say something about Mark Knopfler.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Call in and we'll give. What do you. What do they win, Bob?

[G Drummond]

We got a great package from Born Like Records. Got a vinyl copy of Brothers in Arms. Had a hard time picking that. I. I love their other one. Anyway, yeah, vinyl record from Born Late Records. And you get something from our website. T shirt. Pick something out. Okay, we'll send it to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's our website?

[G Drummond]

Jcwshow.com and you go to the merch button. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[G Drummond]

We've got great stuff in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we've got Rattlesnake Rally shirts coming out probably a week. And they will be on that website as well. So we'll.

[G Drummond]

Those will be available for this as well, no?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, maybe. All right. Yeah, yeah. Anything on there? But we'll have those for show pretty soon. On this day in 2003, Dire Straits frontman. Oh, nobody cares.

[G Drummond]

He was on his motorcycle and he's. I mean, he's up there in age at the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just get weird about motorcycle wreck stories.

[G Drummond]

He was riding in mid morning traffic in London. He had a collision with a Fiat Punto.

[John Clay Wolf]

Punto. Isn't that a dirty word in Spanish?

[G Drummond]

No, that's. That's what it's called. That's what the model's called. English only manufactured edition. He was 53 years old at the time and he suffered a broken collarbone, six broken ribs. This happened like right in the middle of mid morning traffic in London.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then he lost his arm in the wreck and he had to learn how to play the drums all over again with his feet.

[G Drummond]

And we've got it. We've got the prosthetic right here in the same Guy studio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that was the Def Leppard guy. Yeah. Kevin, what's your guess?

[Terrence]

Is it the walk of life and roller garbage?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Crab. What's your guess?

[Terrence]

Walk, Blythe.

[John Clay Wolf]

And.

[Terrence]

And Sultan's a swing.

[Michael Turley]

No, we play again. Here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Robert in Nashville, what's your guess?

[Terrence]

Walk of life and industrial disease.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go, boy. Wow. Hey, go to jcwshow.com and. And just send an email and say I'm the one that won the Dire Straits thing and we'll get your stuff. Anaheim, California, what's your guess? No, see, they're on delay. They don't even know we've already done it. Dave in Houston, what's your guess?

[Terrence]

Walk of life and so far away from me.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's funny. Garrett in California. Real quick, what's your guess? You might win so bad.

[Terrence]

Walk of life and Dalton's a swain.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, Robert, see, they're on a delay. They didn't know.

[Terrence]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, you won, so go to jcwshow.com, pick out something you want off of our merch deal and send an email and we'll get your stuff. Good job. Good job, Good job. I know you haven't done anything worth a damn. All winner, Robert. And he finally did something good. Good job.

[G Drummond]

I've been trying to talk Paul into doing Sultans of Swing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm trying to talk to this guy. John. Is.

[G Drummond]

Is your son going to get my information?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. If you'll go to the. Go. Go to jcwshow.com and just click email and send it in.

[Terrence]

Okay. Even for the. The vinyl record and all the other stuff. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Bye. I don't want to confuse him with this because he doesn't know what we're doing. And I don't have to re. Explain it. I just told you, you got it. If you can't make it through those instructions, then you don't deserve the free stuff. But I think you can. I know you can because, Robert, you can do it.

[G Drummond]

I can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, we have been talking about. Bobbo and I were talking about losing weight. You know who lost a lot of weight? Jelly roll. And he always likes to tell it like it is, even if it's at his own expense. Here he is cracking up the guys on the Busing with the Boys podcast talking about his weight loss journey number six.

[G Drummond]

I remembered I would watch people be so ashamed of how big they got celebrities, and they would go hide and lose the weight and then pop back out like new me. Who this for me, it was more like, no, man, I was so fed. I. I have lost all of this weight. I'm gonna lose another 100 pounds. The best part is we're still. I still, bro. I was so fat that I'm still, still fat. Think about that. I was so fat that I'm sitting.

[John Clay Wolf]

On your bus right now. £375.

[G Drummond]

And we're proud of me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why is Jelly Roll so fat?

[DJ Pre K]

Everyone has a unique body type and different factors that contribute to their appearance. It's important to be kind and considerate when talking about others. If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is why did Jelly Roll marry a pornographer chick?

[DJ Pre K]

Jelly Roll, like anyone else, makes personal choices about his relationships based on his own experiences and feelings. It's best not to judge or make assumptions about someone's relationship. If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why are you so PC? And why don't you talk to me straight? You and I have had these conversations. Quit being like that. Tell me the truth. Is Jelly Rolls Galaho?

[DJ Pre K]

I understand you want a straightforward answer. It's important to be respectful when talking about others. If there's something specific you'd like to know or discuss, I'm here to help.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are there pictures of Jelly Roll's wife naked on the Internet?

[DJ Pre K]

I'm not able to help with that.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, if anybody knows where to get me a better chat gtp. You know how I think. And I'd like to have a person I can talk to that has a. You know I don't want to listen to that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to listen to real.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's fat because he just eats too much. John, put that Danish down.

[Michael Turley]

She's judgy there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, she's very judgy.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she and I have had talks about this and she told me she'd quit it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You could do a whole talk show just with her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's the damn the same. But now. Now she's. Now they've tuned on her ass.

[G Drummond]

Yeah, yeah, she had an update she was getting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, she got an update.

[G Drummond]

Well, she has to report back to Home Central and they're like, we gotta watch this guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's not a toggle somewhere anti PC.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet that there's a good chat gtp, GPT, whatever you want to call it, that is. This is the mic one. This is four zero. If someone knows, call me. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If you have a service that I could flip to that's better than this one. I'm sick of this chick.

[G Drummond]

You know where the feisty chick.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm dumping her as I'm done.

[G Drummond]

Do you know where the five, six chicks are?

[John Clay Wolf]

No Truth Social.

[G Drummond]

They'll talk with you about it. They'll let it all hang out. AI send you pics.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want an AI person to answer my questions and not be so damn PC.

[G Drummond]

They'll breathe for you. They'll moan for you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Too much information.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're not looking for your damn freako porn sites.

[G Drummond]

Well, you want. You want a computer to talk to you. Nice. I mean, go. Go to real people. They're out there, John. They're out there got their. They got their nails all painted up for. For you. Computer can't do that. Come on.

[Michael Turley]

He doesn't want one talking back to him saying, be nice. That's what. That's what you don't want.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to have a conversation like I have with myself.

[G Drummond]

You're not gonna get nice on Truth Social.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Thank you. We'll be right back. Everybody knew.

[DJ Pre K]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show show. America's largest weekend morning show. Call John toll free, 800, 800 radio and check out the [e-mail] or John Claywolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, you guys that are liking us, that are new, you can find us on Facebook at John Clay Wolf show. You can like that YouTube at my name. John Clay Wolf. You subscribe to that. And because we'll post stuff like all the upcoming. Upcoming events, especially in May, that wants to travel for the. Here in this little town where we broadcast from in the hill country in Texas. Ted Nugent's coming, Pat Green's coming, big car shows coming. Bike rally. Bike rally. Bike week's coming. Walnut Springs. Rally.com is the name of that site and I'll post it on the website time to time. Keep it right up. We were talking about. We were talking about chatbots, gtp, and I asked for one that wasn't so square. And I've got a lot of people that called in and they all say the same thing. Croc. Except this one. Julie. Julie in Houston, you said smart ass GPT.

[Terrence]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't sound like a Julie.

[Terrence]

More snarky.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know everybody thinks I'm a guy.

[Terrence]

I'm not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You just have. You just have a deep voice.

[Terrence]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it from smoking?

[Terrence]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have like smart ass GPT on your phone? Can we ask it right now about your voice?

[G Drummond]

No, I don't have it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. But it. But it's called Smartass GPT is. That's the name of it? Yeah.

[Terrence]

It gives snarky answers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, good. I want that. Jason. What. What's the one you use?

[Terrence]

Grok.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is there.

[Terrence]

It's on X. It's Elon Musk's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there a setting for it to, like, loosen it up?

[Terrence]

Yeah, it's called Unhinged Mode.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Terrence]

And it's NSFW for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, good. That's what I need. Thank you. Appreciate all y'all. Everybody else sitting on hold. I'm not going to take you there. Mark, you got a. You got a junk car, right, Mark? Wichita Falls. Mark, get a junk phone, too.

[Terrence]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I'll give you a hundred dollars for your car.

[Terrence]

A hundred dollars?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What says. I mean, what. What's it supposed to be worth?

[Terrence]

Well, Carmax or whatever offered me a thousand dollars by the 28th of February.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Terrence]

Happened to me in my mother.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I didn't even ask you what it was. I don't even know the miles. I thought it said back of a thousand dollars. I thought it was just a junker. If Carmax. If Carmack. This is easy. This is a layup. Print that out, send it to us. Go to givemetheven.com and I'll beat that Carmax offer. And if I don't beat it, I'll send you a check for $100.

[Terrence]

Sounds good to me. I'll get some pictures, figure out how to get them loaded.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you do the CarMax online or did you do it in person?

[Terrence]

No, I just. I did it online. Just. Just a. Curious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Terrence]

Try to figure it out what may be worth. Did the VIN thing. I can give you the vin.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we're not doing that over the radio, but if you'll just. Yeah, just load it. Load it in to give me the VIN and take a picture of that CarMax offer. But unfortunately, Carmax didn't see it or touch it, so. We'll figure it out. But I'll buy it. I'll get it bought. I'm a way better buyer on cars than they are. Don't worry about it. Okay. Oh, we got. We got a Jeopardy right now. Jeopardy. Jeopardy. Jeopardy. Without Gigi. Madam, you're standing in for Gigi.

[Michael Turley]

Father versus son.

[G Drummond]

Do you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you impersonate G.G. do you have a durag you can put on?

[I]

She doesn't wear a durag. She wears a wig.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[G Drummond]

Must be time to play Jeopardy. I want to hear your categories this week. Category one, Jerky Boys Lose, Famous Douchebags who've Lost, Gorgeous Women and Category 2, Old Albuquerque factoids from the Breaking Bad Universe. Ready to play Jeopardy.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not gonna get any of this.

[G Drummond]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna win.

[G Drummond]

Category one. Question one. This American TV personality and automotive trendsetter got busted cheating with a stripper and lost his third wife, who happened to be America's sweetheart, Sandra Bullock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ding, ding, ding. Who is Jesse James?

[G Drummond]

That's correct.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[G Drummond]

Question two. During his struggle with heroin addiction, this world famous singer songwriter lost his wife of 11 years, the world famous singer, Carly Simon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. We got to get some. Maddox isn't going to get any of these. This is not his.

[G Drummond]

I don't care.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't be Brandon. Let me.

[I]

Like I don't know who any of this.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. I know you don't. It's okay. You didn't do anything wrong. Brandon. Brandon. Video. Brandon's gonna sit in for GG.

[G Drummond]

Okay, whatever works.

[Michael Turley]

More of that demo?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. He's 26.

[G Drummond]

Anybody want to answer the question?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, repeat that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead.

[Michael Turley]

Question.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it?

[G Drummond]

This guy struggled with heroin addiction, lost his wife of 11 years, the world famous singer, Carly Simon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ding, ding, ding.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jd, who was James Taylor?

[G Drummond]

That's correct here. Question three. After this actor accused his wife, Meg Ryan, of having an extramarital affair with Russell Crowe, she confessed, but insisted in her divorce plea that her husband had been a recreational drug user and philanderer on countless occasions.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ding, ding, ding.

[G Drummond]

Brandon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Katy Perry.

[Michael Turley]

What is Katy Perry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is Katy Perry?

[G Drummond]

Katy Perry was not married to Meg Ryan. This is way before he filmed the Alamo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, wait. One more time.

[G Drummond]

Meg Ryan.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, the whole question.

[G Drummond]

The actors.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're all screwed up.

[G Drummond]

After this actor accused his wife, Meg Ryan of having an extramarital affair with Russell Crowe, she confessed, but insisted in her divorce plea that her husband had been a recreational drug user and philanderer on countless occasions.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just don't remember who he was.

[G Drummond]

And we know him from lots of movies like Inner Space, the Alamo and Midway. He smiles like this.

[Michael Turley]

Oh.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jd, who is Dennis Quay?

[G Drummond]

That's correct.

[Michael Turley]

Wow, just in time. JD's up two to one.

[G Drummond]

Here we go. Category two questions. And I gotta apologize. These came from. I don't. I didn't even know the answers of these until I looked them up. Question 1. Walter White's first introduction to the higher echelon of the meth trade comes in the form of this mid level enforcer, a nephew of Hector Salamanca.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ding, ding, ding. Who is Tuco Salamanca?

[G Drummond]

That is correct.

[Michael Turley]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[G Drummond]

Question two. Before representing Walter White, his attorney, Saul Goodman had troubles of his own. Primarily his older brother who suffers from electromagnetic hypersensitivity.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? What's the Question.

[G Drummond]

Saul Dubin's older brother. What's his name?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Lenny. From Lenny and Squiggy. No. Or maybe it was Squiggy. I don't remember his real name.

[G Drummond]

That's kind of correct. He was Lenny.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's very. Was it Lenny in the show? It was Lenny. It was Lenny, but I don't know.

[G Drummond]

Hon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, his name was. Hey, tell me this. What's the name of the law firm name?

[G Drummond]

Was this? We're calling this Hamlin, Hamlin and McGill.

[John Clay Wolf]

Something McGill. Mr. McGill. That's his name.

[G Drummond]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ding, ding, ding. Chuck McGill.

[G Drummond]

That is correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you cheating? Are you cheating?

[Michael Turley]

No, he's not cheating.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't have a computer?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right in before the buzzer, this feudal.

[G Drummond]

Boss of the meth parade on the American side also ran a secondary business, a lion franchise. Fried chicken restaurants. What is his name?

[John Clay Wolf]

Ding, ding, ding. Who is Gus?

[G Drummond]

That's correct. Gustavo. Gus Fring.

[Michael Turley]

John is in the lead. 3 to 2 to 1.

[G Drummond]

3 to 2 to 1. Here we go. Bonus questions. You already back to category one. It takes a special kind of douchebag to cheat on a wife as beautiful as Ellen Nordgren and still be one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of the most award winning Tiger Woods.

[G Drummond]

That's correct.

[Michael Turley]

Nice.

[G Drummond]

Question two. Takes a hell of a workaholic schedule to make it impossible for your high fashion model wife to seek divorce. But it just ain't easy to be America's piano man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's Billy Joel?

[G Drummond]

That's correct.

[Michael Turley]

He's smoking Everybody now.

[G Drummond]

Smoking it.

[Michael Turley]

Seven two.

[G Drummond]

One in the category two. Contrary to his endless difficulties and disappointments, the one bright spot in Jimmy McGill's life was this co worker from Hamlin, Hamlin and McGill.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's her name?

[G Drummond]

And his future ex wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[G Drummond]

One of my favorite girl characters.

[John Clay Wolf]

Divorced.

[G Drummond]

Oh yeah. She left him. You know, they shot Hamlin in the head, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe I haven't seen the final season. What's her name? Her name was. I don't know. Kelly, Karen. So I just don't remember.

[G Drummond]

Who is Kim Wexler? Kim Wexler, very important role. She's got a tv. Vince Gilligan's putting a show on with her. Last question. Here. Just to clean it up, fellas. Actually, I've got two more later episodes of Better Call Saul feature this fan favorite character, Hector's other nephew. A highly charismatic sociopath who runs the business after Hector's. No, no, no. Nacho was. Nacho was Salamanca. But not a nephew of Hector. But this guy was a guy with a mustache. He liked to cook all the time. He's very friendly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, he was great. I don't remember that guy. I don't know his name.

[G Drummond]

Anybody. Who was Lalo. Lalo Salama. And I had to do this one because I love these guys. Jesse Pinkman's early introduction episodes always, always included his interaction with these characters. Jesse's two best doper friends and I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don'T know their names, but they're great.

[G Drummond]

Who are Badger and Skinny Pete?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody was gonna get it. Yes.

[G Drummond]

That's what I said, man. I didn't know their names either, but those are some of my favorite episodes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what did you do all week when you were supposed to be writing Jeopardy. Questions?

[G Drummond]

What do you mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like you just slapped them together right there at the end. You didn't even know the answers. You know what you're doing. You just chat.

[G Drummond]

GTPM I often, I oftentimes write the questions during the first couple hours of the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, so working at home is working out for you? Good?

[G Drummond]

Yeah. Hell, absolutely. I can eat lasagna in my underwear and still be working. It's crazy. It's awesome. The John Clay Wolfe show has been a presentation of givemetheven.com from the Westwood One Radio Network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show. Locker Out.

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