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To be an exchange student for a week during spring break. Wow. Max, what's his name? You forget your kid's name? Charlie? No, I have one. When you've got a dozen of whatever you have there, I mean that's. I could see that happening. Especially birthdays. I mean it. It happens. It really hurts their feelings when that happens too. Call them the wrong name. Do you do that? I know. Absolutely. I just called Matt Maddox. Matt known in their face. I'm talking about. Huh? To their face. Oh, absolutely. And I have no idea what year they were born. Oh, no. I mean, I can figure it out, like if I really start doing math. But you know, you would think that you'd have it memorized. I just don't. Gigi, do you ever forget your kids names? All the time. All the time. And so I. And I end up calling every single. Every single kid name that I know of. So yeah, I forget all the time. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. J.D. ryan, what have you got in the news this morning? Good morning. Well, how about a conspiracy theory? Huh? We like that. Okay. A lot of the conspiracy theories turned out to be true. Oh boy. But this one, I don't think so. Hot new conspiracy theory. People on Tick Tock think mermaids exist and rich people are eating them. What? My favorite story of the week. Random lady kicked it off last week with a story about a man who claimed she saw a mermaid in a big tank on A fishing boat that he worked on. Okay. And of course, it just goes downhill from there. Okay. Number 15. He said that it was like a pasty, whitish green skin. Okay. And the fin. Okay. From, like, the hip bone down. It was just like the body of a fish. And it spoke. It spoke. He said that he couldn't understand what language it was speaking in, but it felt like it was begging for its life. These people. Okay. That had had him go and catch this thing. And they say it's, like, really common among the wealthy. And they all had their knives and forks and everything else. It was set up like hibachi, sort of. It's one of things that even presidents don't know about. You know what I mean? Like a secret re. Research island. And all the rich people had their. Exactly what she means. Do you. Tuna table. Sushi. Naked sushi. E. But mermaids. Come on. Oh, I see what John's going for. There's probably, like, a mermaid. Somebody's dressed up as a mermaid in the middle of the table while they're eating sushi. It's like a big rich thing rich people have. They're not eating the mermaid, but it's like, so rich. It's like things that presidents don't even know. They don't even know about it, you know? Do we have her in the studio with us right now? I can get her. Yeah. Yeehaw. Redneck mermaid. Good morning. Good to see you. What an intro. Okay. I tell you when I heard about this too, but I talked to this guy who saw bo. He saw the mermaid. He saw the mermaid? He saw him. He was undercover. Oh, he was. He was selling them or. He saw it. He saw it. He saw. He was undercover. He's with the Save the Mermaid Foundation. Oh, really? So that's why he was on the boat. Portland, Oregon. Gotcha. He's a west coast guy. He gets in there. He said he. He followed him. He stuck on board. He got all the way down there. This is an eat with Hines 57. Oh, yeah. Little hines on there, huh? These are. These are different kind of rich people who've got Heinz 57. Hey, that crap's expensive, okay? Yeah. Yep. Yeah, right. Catch them in a half. Yeah. They eat. And the thing is, they said the thing. You do what you want to do. You want to get that first or second bite because you want to eat while she's still talking. Oh, God, that's dark. That's a terrible. We're going to save the mermaids. And. And I heard that up in Washington there's more. They're eating the little Sasquatches. No, no. Yes. Hair and all. Hair and all. Damn it. Well, it's got good. Cruel world. Bites in while she's still talking. Of course, presidents don't even know about this. You know what I mean? Getting a couple of bites in while she's still talking. I like that line. Whatever. Tiny bites with shrimp fork. Okay. You have to. Shrimp for. Speaking of rich people doing weird things and getting them while they're still talking. What? Anything with the Epstein list? Oh, it was gonna get released. Did. But it was nothing on it. Right. Regrettably, not a lot of people. What was that? Yeah, catch me up. Educate me. Well, the. The. The Attorney General released about a week ago Friday a bunch of information that was really already in the public domain for the last year and a half. So nothing. Nothing new there. Nothing new. Most of it was redacted. Everything was marked down. There's like, oh, really? And then. Okay, when's the. But it. But the book said the one. The little binder they gave him said part one, so that makes everybody think the real good stuff's still coming. Attorney General Bondi again says more Epstein files are coming. You know what I mean? But doesn't give timeline. She's gonna give it to the rich people first, let them eat it, and then let them read it while it's still fresh and then give it to the pores. Right. Part one, Epstein. That's what they did with Hunger Games. And I never. I never caught part two. That's what they got. That. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio pre K. Were you out last weekend? Yes, sir. Where were you? Was down in Houston at the rodeo, getting my cowboy on. Yee Haw. Down with the sickness with Ludacris, weren't you? Yeah, they do a big, like, rapping R B show at the rodeo every year for Bun B. And this year they had Ludacris, TI Yolanda Adams, surprisingly, Keith Sweat, Jagged Edge, a whole bunch of stuff going down. So, yeah, it was a good time. So the rodeo? Yeah, the rodeo. Houston, Texas, had a rap event? Heck, yeah, brother. Were there a lot of black people at the rodeo that day? It was a Black Heritage Night, so, yes. And you went. So that's why you took the day off. Holla. Huh? Wow. Did. Did, like. What percentage of the crowd was African American? A large percentage. Were they there for the 80 or 90? You know, I really don't see race, so I can't say, but probably about 80. There's a lot. So it was like when I went to the Janet Jackson concert and I was the only white guy there. Yeah. It was cracking, though. I mean. But were they there for the rodeo? Some. You could tell some people were there for the rodeo because the road. They did the rodeo before the concert. So I got to see, you know, the. What is it? Button busting and what? Bull riding and all that. So there were definitely, you know, some. Some, as people might say white people. Proclivities going on. Were there black cowboys? Oh, yeah, sure. Okay. Just asking. Just asking. Do black people enjoy rodeo? Clearly, yeah. Adele who? I hope I'm saying his name right. He's the one who invited me down there. I knew about this concert, but he was like, yeah. I mean, I work down at the rodeo. Come through, and he runs this, like, VIP club out there. So I was like, man, you know, let me see. Gigi. You know, the black people are. They're down with rodeo a lot. Yeah, I do, actually. The first cowboys were black, so. Yeah. Can I ask you a black woman some rodeo questions? Okay. Take your rodeo quiz. Oh, we're gonna test your blackness. I'm ready. I'm ready. Rodeo trivia. How long is the timer on a bucking? On a bull, how long stay on to get scored? When they let the bull out, it starts bucking. The cowboys got to stay on for how long? I want to say a minute and a half. What? What's wrong with that? That's a long. Okay, wait, wait. How about 30 seconds? No, that's too long. It's almost four times too long. Really? Oh, man. So when a cowboy is. You're wrong on that one. When a cowboy is letting in calf roping, and they let the calf out, but the cowboy's horse leaves the chute too fast and he pops the rope. What's that called? I know how to pop your collar. But what is pop the rope? Breaking the barrier. And when you break the barrier, how much is added to his time on the event? A minute. So how many barrels are there in a barrel race? There are one. I don't know. It's a barrel race. It's not a barrels race. Right. There's three. There's three. There's 3. That's what I thought I said. How much time do we have? Mike, you got two minutes of this trivia. Okay, so far, she's missed every question by a landslide. What is the name of the rope they use in calf roping? Is it a lasso? A lariat? Or a halter. It's a lasso. Nope. Lariat. What? Lariat. What the hell is that? How many aggies does it take to saddle a horse? All of them. Oh, this is gonna be like those light bulb jokes. Five. One to hold the horse. Really? I got it right. One to hold the jaw. Yeah, you got that one right. I got it right. That's okay. I got it right. It's fine. There was no right or wrong on that one, to be honest. But it's all good. Don't take away my rightness. You failed your black test once again. Dang it. But it's okay. We're on your side. So the neck. The. The next segment after we come back from the song is. Is call the cars real quick. So call in now with the cars. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Year, make, model, miles, average, rough for clean Austin, Little Rock, what you got? All right, I just want to give a shout out to Keith Sweat. That man's got to be 100 years old and still out there doing his thing. No doubt. He's in Little Rock all the time, two or three times a year at the blues festival. Hey, that man. They may have to carry him out there, but he's doing it. All right, shout out from Austin in Little Rock to Keith Sweat. He's out there doing his thing and keeping it real. Will, you've got a 72, a 1972 Pantera. Is that right? Yes. Okay, hold tight. We're going to. We're gonna play a song. We're gonna come back, I'm gonna try to buy your car. 72 to Tommaso Pantera. 20,000 miles. All original, great shape. All right, we'll be right back. My name is John Clay wolf. Call in 8008-0072-3480-0800-RADIO. And later in the show today, we're gonna have Spike. Oh, gosh, I keep dropping his last name. He wrote the Soup Nazi on Seinfeld. He's friends with Jerry Seinfeld, and he is a car guru. Ferriston. Yeah. Spike Fairstone will be on the show in a couple hours, and we'll be right back after this. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevit.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show, and this is the Lightning round. We bid the cars for you guys live on the radio. On behalf of givemetheven.com go to givemetheven.com or gmtvcc, which is give me the VIN classic collector to get a written offer on yours right now, if you don't want to call on the show. Will 72 de Tomaso Pantera. 28, 000 miles, all original, great shape. So where's this car? Where are you calling from? I'm in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, John. Okay. How long have you had it? I've had it just the past month. So this is my uncle's personal collection that he just told me to liquidate. And this is the first one I'm selling. So you might not know the next question because the question is there's a base, an L, a GTS, a GT5, a GT5s and the SI. Okay, let me see. I got all the info in front of me. What I have on the vehicle is a two door coupe, all original black bucket seats with console AC, factory mags, mid engine car, power windows, four speed, 351 V8. There's a couple of factors in there that might identify, but we're gonna have to drill in deeper to figure out which one. Most of them are bases, most of them are normals. And if that's the case, it should be a 60 grand car. I can't. I mean, I can't do that. I can't decode it over the radio. So. But go to give me the vendor, go to givemetheven.com and load it up and. And then we can start working on how many other cars are there? I got 14 other vehicles. Just a quick rattle off. 59 Austin Healey, 68 Pontiac GTO. 69 Chevrolet C10, 71 Corvette Stingray, 71 Dodge Charger, a Triumph TRG Spitfire. 72, 1972 Ford Maverick, 1976 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am and a 2009 Corvette. What's your favorite car out all those you rattled off for you? Probably that Pantera. And then next, either that GTO or the Maverick. I love the Stingray, but they're kind of everywhere. I was thinking the GTO sounds pretty cool. What? What Maverick? We got a 60. My main GTO. When I was a little kid, our maid drove a Maverick. Is it like a Maverick muscle car, like just old Maverick Maverick? No, it's like it's a matt. Yeah, it's a Maverick, like quarter mile car. It's a race car. Okay. Like, I don't think she was driving that unless she was running from the cops. Yeah, I think I mean, just off the top of my head, this sounds like 60, 70 grand on the Pantera. But we don't know exactly what we're looking at, so it's dumb to even bid it without knowing. Go to. Give me the vin.com. i really think you'd. I think you'd like to see the whole collection. I think you'd probably end up buying the whole thing. We could come to an arrangement on everything. I'll. You're in B. I. I like Baton Rouge. So we'll go down there and get some jambalaya or some crabs. Yeah, man, Mooney's. We're going to Badger on specialty. Meets off Highway 415 in Port Allen, Louisiana. Okay, go to givemethevent.com loaded up. And I'll. We'll make a deal over the phone, like a soft deal to make sure it's worth both of our time. Yeah. And then I'll hop on. I'll hop on the plane and run down there. Hey, J.D. babo. Do y'all want to do a show from Louisiana? We hadn't done one a long time. Hell yeah. Yeah, maybe we'll do that, too. Okay. Thank you. Guys, I don't have. Who. Someone else on hold. Let me look. Oh, I'm. I'm on remote today, so I don't have my buttons normally in front of me like I do crab. I see you there. You're always there. Manny, you've got a 19 Kia with 80,000 miles. It's probably worth 8, 8, 500 bucks. You there, man? Yes. All right. Yeah, yeah. Car. Car's worth 8, 8, 500. Go to. Give me the VIN and load it up. Julian Florida. No. 1 Jaguar X XJ. Such is the four door Vanderpla. It's got 50,000 miles. Those cars are like three granders. They're very difficult because they don't run very well. Julie there, I'm here. Hi. Good morning. Hey, good morning. Yeah, those VDPs, those old Jags. They're three granders. It's the damnedest thing. And, you know, you. You'll either get three grand for them or two grand for them, or you'll get eight. And I've never been the recipient of the eight award. Well, I trust you 100%. Should I load it up? Yeah, yeah, we'll buy them. Hey, most important is it smoking? And. And get a video of the dash when it's running so that we can make sure everything's working. Thank you. Julie. Go to. Give me the VIN.com. loaded up. My name is John Claywolf. Buy cars and radio for America's best car buyer. Givethevin.com and we will be right back. Uno momento. Will, I'm gonna get your number here too. While you're here. Boom, there it is. Okay, got it. Thanks, guys. Be right back. Hey, the John Clay Wolf show has what you need. Go to jcwshow.com for the fastest growing podcast in the the John Clay Wolf Show. I read that so far this month, the price of eggs has rapidly fallen. Yes. Or as everyone who just bought a bunch of backyard chickens put it, fan effing tested, yo. We're back to the John Clay Wolf show taking over your radio every Saturday morning. Hit em up, 800, 800 radio and check out the podcast@jcwshow.com the John Clay Wolf. Hey, Bob. Yes? Did you get that list of like a month's worth of return music that I sent a week ago? Yes, I got a. I got a list of songs. Yes. Oh, this wasn't on there. Well, so what? I mean, I was checking. Yeah. When you see that, does it bother you? What? When you see me, like, send you an email with 20 songs on them, like, hey, use these. And I'm like, any order you want so you can have creative whatever. Does that bother you? No, no. Sure. You've been doing that for years. Okay. Like, I've never, ever, ever sent you that song in the 20 years. But who is it? Is it Skinner? That is Skinner. Is it? Mind your own business. I know a little. I know it's not a bad song. Yeah, well. And it kind of goes with the price of eggs conversation a little bit, man. I'm thinking hard. I'm trying to get, I'm trying to get on your, your wave on that one. How does that song go with the price of eggs? Well, I mean, it would probably take a while to explain to you. He's a country boy. I got a minute. He's saying I know a little about love. Maybe I, I can explain the rest or something like that. That's what I was thinking at the time. I know a little bit of love. Maybe I can guess the rest. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no. We can't let this go this easy. This is a stretch. Yeah, yeah. So thank you, Charlie. Thank you very much. I'm usually on board. It's pylon time. I babble. I am always on board with music matching with anything like that. But yeah, I'm, I just wanted kind of a country vibe they're talking about Chickens in the backyard. And it's just. It's what I chose. Because between you and me, Turley, I picked the songs. Oh, I know. So, you know. Okay, what's the next song today on the presentation that was selected? You have to wait and find out. And we can. And we can damn sure stop the show and talk about it. That's all that matters. Yeah, There we go. As long as you feel good, Hoss. No, no, no. I just. I was just thinking about. Because when I take the time to do that, I'm not doing it because I'm bored. I'm doing it because I feel like our song selection is getting out of the norm a bit or it's too deep in the norm. So I'm trying to tune it back up. And like, this song sounds like, you know, 68 year old gal at the boot, scooter 72, trying to. Younger audience, like, bring some other people into it a little bit. You know, you always. You always advise me that I'm overthinking things. Okay. I think you may be doing that, and that's okay. Yeah, well, how do you overthink this? That goddamn song's on the goddamn list. It's in the. All I heard was the. The cursing. Was it okay, the songs on the what? That song was not on the list. Oh, okay. Right. We may have different lists. I don't know. I've got your list and I do list, and I keep them over the years and I know things that you've. But I'm trying to change the list a little bit. And I. And I. And I laid it out in an email very eloquently to you, trying to explain. Hey, I'm not trying to step on your toes here, dog. I'm not trying to micromanage you, but I'd like to switch this up a little bit. I know they are. When I send that. I ain't fighting. I'm just laying low. I'm just sitting here taking it. I mean it. I'm. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not just bored. I'm not just like, can I just screw with Bobbo today? That's what I want to do. I want to stop everything and just screw. No, honey, I don't want to talk to you kids. Go away. I want to take this time just to harass Babo. And that's not what I'm doing right now. It kind of is. So we know a little bit about love. Let's read all the lyrics. I want to know where the eggs are. He's walking away. J.D. what's in the. Dude. Well, we gotta go to break. We gotta go to break. Yeah. Really? Yes. That was six minutes of. Well, the bigger the city. Well, the brighter the lights. The bigger the dog. Well, the harder the fight. That's the lyrics. That has to do with eggs. Nothing to do with eggs. I don't know where you've been last night, but I think, mama, you ain't doing right. I know a little about love, see? Okay. You see how it all ties into eggs? Absolutely. All right. It ties into love making. Right. In the way that babies are made from eggs. Okay. Can we go now? Sure. Yes. We figured it out. 6. Took us seven minutes, but we figured it out. And we'll be right back with more the John Clay Wolf Show. Johnny's in la. We're all here in Texas, but we'll be right back. Don't go away for the pretty penny. Yeah. Brought it home to molly. Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. What song is this? It's Beastie Boys. Eggman. Eggman. I looked out the window singing. His forehead ran through the fridge and pulled out an egg. What are they singing about? Why is there an increase of price on chicken? Screwing. Actually. Do chickens even need to screw to have eggs? Good song, Turley. I like your choices. I respect your creativity. Good job, chickens. Do chickens screw? Do chickens have to screw to have eggs? Boy, Man, I don't know any. Does anyone know about chickens? Nobody knows G.G. no. No, they don't. Let's have a black moment. Question. Well, yeah, my Aunt Alice used to have a chicken farm. Okay. Right. And I don't. I don't remember the roosters. There's. Because there's only one rooster, right? But she had like six or seven chickens and she got eggs every day, so. No, they did that chicken have to get laid to get that lay. To lay that egg. Well, I mean, can you imagine if they did? That's one busy rooster. Man. We should get Cluck Norris on. He's got a new body. Please get Cluck Norris on. Cluck you there, y'all. Ask about sexy time with the hens. Yes. You know, I've been. It's been a long time now. I ain't been around no youngins in a long time. You know, when roosters been a while. Don't generally whatever age. Care to spend much time together, you know? No. So you don't get a lot of chance to tell the youngins about the hens. But, you know, the Hens. I don't want to be too explicit, John. Okay. But the hens have their genitalia in a different location. You understand? Yes. You know, it's not like the mammals. Do we have a special weight? You got a special way. And a special series of tasks that perform your preparation. Oh, boy, bro, you gotta stand up tall, stretch your neck, say, hey, baby. Is that what you do first? And if you. Any kind of rooster at all, if you showed yourself in the bowling yard. Sure, sure. A minimum of three hands will come. They waiting to take the position. You know what I'm saying? I see. Now, I don't want to be explicit, John. They take the position. The position. You understand? Yeah. Like missionary. More like. More like chicken style. Yeah, chicken style. Chicken on top of a chicken. Let's just. Chicken style. Roost on top. Roost on top. Roost is up. Hens down. Yes. Time of bo. Try low middle of their back and get in there. So now I understand this mobile process of diffusion and gravity that make, you know, the special sauces get together, make that egg. But that egg take a while. You know, it take 24 hours for egg. You ready when they drop. Right. So why are they expensive now? Did the screwing get more expensive? Oh, they got the bird flute. Yeah. They killed millions and millions of chickens. See, that's. That's not necessary. No, no, you got to kill all the chickens. No, you know, you can do what a lot of people do. I know, you eat something other than an egg, you know, you eat a can of beans. Yeah, supply and demand. Eat a banana. It's not the same. Butter toast, but toast, you know, eggs. Eggs too expensive. Don't buy them. Eat more meat. Right. They're going down. That's the good news. A corn. You eat corns. I love. Yeah. John, they killed millions of. With the. With the threat of the bird flu. They killed millions of chickens. So obviously the pride. If chicken dead, chicken ain't having no eggs. When did this mass murder take place? About six months ago. Oh, I missed it. Yeah. They didn't call you? Was it even really publicized or did it just come up after the price? There were stories, but, you know, it's just. Nobody pays attention to somebody killing a bunch of chickens because there may be a full. The bird flu might be out there. So can you eat bird flu chicken? No, I don't. I think that's the point. That's the whole idea. They killed them because they didn't want you to eat bird flu. Chicken turned out to be not as bad as they thought. So they killed a bunch of chickens for no reason. But it's a delicacy in Wuhan. It is. Bird flute. They love it. You buy it on the streets. You can just buy it on the streets. You want to do Florida news? Yes. How about that? And now, from North America's own line down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, JD Ryan. Cops in Florida, they weren't eating eggs. They were eating. Well, somebody was trying to deliver a pizza, actually. And the lady got attacked, or almost attacked by an eight foot alligator that was laying under a car in the driveway. The good news is the cops were already there looking at the alligator. So they warned her off. As she walked up, they said, stop, wait a minute. There's an alligator under this car. And actually the cop ended up delivering the pizza for the lady. Here's cat number nine. Stop, stop, stop. There's an alligator underneath that car right there. Maybe go around the back. I'm a little scared. No, as long as it stays under the car, you can go around the back. You want to do it on the side lamp? Get back over there. There's an alligator right under your car. Get in the house. I'll take it to the back door. I want my pizza. Yeah, here's your pizza. That's exactly why Kim will not let us visit or move to Florida. She's afraid of alligators under the car. They got him. Another cop in Punta Gorda police department recently stopped an elderly man. He was driving at night, didn't have his headlights on. No big deal. He's an older guy, copper. Said clean driving record. We're gonna let you go. But as the cop walks back up to the car. The guy was doing cocaine, by the way. He was 73 years old. So here's the cop in total disbelief of this 73 year old in front of a cop doing the Coke. Cut number 10. What's in your left hand? Nothing. Show me your left hand. What is that? Are you kidding? You're about to snort coke on the side of the road? No, really? Really. What was it? Nothing. I'm watching you do it. Nothing. I got some vitamin pills that I take. That's not vitamins. I know. Why? Why? What would possess you to do that on a traffic stop with a police officer right behind you? I just don't understand. I don't understand either. You understand that I've never had a traffic ticket. I just saw that. I was gonna come up and give you a warning. It's sort of like a three year old got caught eating the cookie. Oh, what's what? I don't see anything. I didn't do it. He needed a coke, a snort so bad. So bad. Right then 73 year old just, wow, I'm getting a ticket. I better coke up. My ex wife was like that. She do it anywhere, anytime? No, but like when she was busted. Yeah. When I finally figured it out, I busted her. Yeah. Just, just like I didn't do it. I'm like, what do you think you're looking at? I know exactly what I'm looking at. Why are you lying? I'm not lying. Yeah, you are lying. Here it is. I just walked in on it. Right? No, no, no, you're wrong. Okay, maybe I wonder if she's right. No, no. You start wondering whether you're crazy, Right? Exactly. If you've been listening to the show long enough, you're wondering if you're crazy. And the answers we'll find out when we get back. We're going to join about 40 more affiliates at this 9:00 hour, Central time, starting as soon as we come back from this song. My name is John Clay Wolf. This is the John Clay Wolf show. I'm a little under the weather today. That's what. My voice is kind of off and my brain is even further off than normal. I've got something. I don't know what I've got. Do you get sick out there? Got the hill. You don't hiv. Got the chicka chuca chicka hiv. I. I don't know what I've got. It's good to spread it around in that studio. Yeah. That's a bird flu, right? The bird flu ate the chicken. Don't choke your chicken. We'll be right back. Explosive documents set to crack. The Epstein sex probe wide open. Sick as mine you can't believe Flying to private islands with devious freeze the list leak calling out names like Bill Clinton and Bill Gates blackmailed her big cats and chill paused and told the guards to chill the things that they. We know Epstein didn't kill himself. They were in search of the worst crime Just playing the devilish games the law was the furthest thing from the my highs. Jerry Epstein. They were sharing the same plan. Their careers are surely done. Hey baby. But not for Donald Trump. Ain't no one and done Stone cold pedophile he's finally hung boy. Yeah. Smile for the camera. And live from the United States, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ Pre K G Drummond, Keith Richards with the world's biggest son of a bitch and Satan, the prince of darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf. I'm remoting in the KLOS studio today in Los Angeles. California inn is not sunny. Jesse in Kentucky. Good morning. What's on your mind? I just want to give y'all a shout out this morning. I'm first time caller and I've been enjoying your show ever since y'all came on at Nashville. Oh, good. Well, thank you for touching base and sharing the love. Speaking of people that are sharing the love, Bonnie Blue, the adult star famed for breaking the world record for sleeping with most men. The Most men in 12 hours has returned to Cancun. Babo, it's time to go to spring break. It is spring break ticket to Cancun. Leave tomorrow and you can bed. What's her name? Bonnie Blue. Bonnie. She is returned to Cancun promising wild times carnage. I don't know. Legend, man. And she's told the mums that she will take care of your sons. The controversial adult star has once again returned to Cancun to create content while bedding students from the U. S. Huh? She's 20. Similar to her one that took her to fame last year for sleeping with the most people. In 12 hours, an eye watering 1057 men entered her domain. Good Lord. In 12 hours. In 12 hours. Wow. Yeah. What's the math on that, Gigi? I couldn't even tell you. I have no idea. That's a lot. Yeah, man. I wonder if it. I wonder if a double p counted as two. Okay, I mean, what is the math on that? How many seconds? 83.33 men per hour. Hold on, wait, hold on. I wonder if a double p counts for two. I mean, that's. That's so savvy. And inside. John, you sure know you're porn. I was just trying to get past that. 83 an hour. 83 an hour. So, okay, there's 60 seconds in an hour, 30 seconds each. But this went on for 12 hours. Did she just nuke herself with like painkillers down there and just take vaseline? I wonder if she has a. If any of you guys are like in the construction world or with machinery. Do you know what a grease zert is really? I wonder if they had a grease. If she had a grease cert installed like on her groin. And then you can just take that grease gun and click it in and three clicks, three pumps and then it keeps everything all. That's what you have to do with backhoes and track loaders and. And, you know, things that work that hard. Yeah, that makes sense. Oh, the look on GG's face right now. GG, do you know what a grease zert is? Z E, R, T. No. So you pump it until it clicks, and when you hear that click sound, then you know it's properly greased. And for her to do that, she's got to have a grease zert on her. It'd be like someone that's sick that has a port on their chest where they can plug the medicine into. Do you know what that is? Yeah, I know what that is. Yeah, it's a port. But a greaser would be. You just put a grease gun up to it. But in this scenario, it'd be KY and go three pumps and click, click. And then probably cover it for, I don't know, 20 minutes, seeing if it regrease. You guys are going straight to hell. Straight to hell. Straight to hell. First class only. Well, why don't you give me some news that doesn't take me to hell? Well, there's a high school. Okay, There's a high school track star who bashed an opponent over the head with her baton during a relay race at the state finals in Virginia last week. We've got the video. We've got the video and our YouTube stream. Oh, here's Kellen Tucker and her mom talking about the hit. Then Alayla Everett saying it was an accident because she's suffering. She's suffering because of it. Cut 11. I just felt a bang on my head, and then I fell off the track immediately. The whole coliseum pretty much gasped. I just jumped up out of the bleachers immediately and ran to her on the main floor to see that they kept running. And she not stop and check on my daughter. That was the part where I was like, it couldn't have been an accident. After a couple times hitting her, my baton got stuck behind her back like this, and it rolled up her back. I lost my balance, and when I pumped my arms again, she got hit. But I know my intentions, and I would never hit somebody on purpose. Everybody has feelings. So you're physically hurt, but you're not thinking of my mental. Right. They're going off of one angle. Oh, no. Actually, there are four angles, too. Yeah. And you're so hard. She dropped the baton. She's just like. How do you spell accident? Accident. A, X, Acid. I, D, E, N, T. Acid. P, U, R, P, O, S, E. Purpose. Yeah, that's. There's no accident. No, there was no accident. She. She hit her multiple times to the point where she dropped her own baton. You watching the video on the stream, John? No, I'm not, but her lawyer told her, you get in there and you cry. You understand? You cry. Yeah. Poor lady, man. Oh, my God. Damn. It's. Yeah. There's zero chance that was an accident. Well, if you got a cheat at track and field, right? That's the most notable way to do it, right? She was losing and somebody else passed her. She got mad, man. I mean, it's twice. One big old swing. Boom, boom. Get back here. She does it again. You're not beating me, right? Hey. What you guys remember. Go ahead. Go ahead, what? You guys remember Tanya Harding? Tanya Harding. Everybody remembers her. That was an accident, too. No. Yeah. Nope. Nope. The ruffled trailer park girl. Boy, she was. You will not pass me. Rough. Rough. Tanya Harding was rough. She did porn, too, I think. Yeah. I think she got rougher. Yeah. Mike, did you cover her porn story? Of course. That's the only reason I knew about it. Yeah. Yeah. Because you were a pornographer journalist for a while. That's. That was my. I went from sports to porn. Yeah. What he kind of did. He kind of did this. I mean, this is funny, but it's a little true. There was no one covering that sport because it is a sport, pornography, you know, I mean, it takes a lot of energy. Yeah. Okay. Felt I was. They needed a journalist for it, so. And you went to the American Porno Awards in Vegas, right? Yeah. Yeah. There was an actual. Like, the same awards in Boogie Nights where he's like, I want to thank y'all. And you had to get credentials for it, too. What do the acceptance speeches sound like? Not very bright. They were. Not very bright at all. Like, can you give me a short rundown? Oh, golly. I mean, I'm trying. I'm trying to forget that. Yeah. I really do. It's all a blur. Hey, man, I know you guys are watching, man. I couldn't do without you. You guys keep watching. I'm telling you this. I'm gonna do better, man. I'm gonna make it better with myself. Me and Brock, we got ideas, man. We're gonna. These aren't real guns. We're gonna carry them, man. Cuz we're strong, you know? We're just gonna keep rocking, y'all just keep watching. Keep giving me your love. I'm gonna give you my love. Sing them off. Sing Them. We're ready. Ready for Daisy Domagu in our next feature. It's gonna be awesome. Very. That's very close. Call the hateful 11. Hateful 11. Hateful 11. Look at me for. I can't even say. You can't say the name? No, you can't say anything. Pirates 10, you know, that's coming out next spring. Yeah. Forest Hump. Yeah, yeah. Blank. Pirates of the. So you sat down in a ballroom in Las Vegas for the porno awards. The Grammys of porn. Yes. You were attending. And they. They would go up there and they really were serious when they walked up the stage, like they actually won something that meant something to them. And, you know, they talked about how hard it was to get up there and earn this award. Yes. How to earn this award. I mean. And they were serious about it. Tell me they didn't thank God. Come on. No, I don't remember hearing. God, no. But they would. Thank, you know, sponsors. Sure. Of course. You know, KY was a major sponsor there. I mean, it was. They would also think the director. They were. They also think somebody like. They would. It's called a fluffer. Sure. Oh, the fluffer. Oh, yes. Is that like a caddy in golf? Pretty much. Yeah. That is their caddy. Gotta pay them part of their winnings. We're gonna have a car show in Walnut Springs. Pat Green's playing also, April 19, and then afterwards, we're going to have awards. And Ken is making awards out of disassembled engine parts. And I think that we should, like, organize. So Rollins is down the street at the old Rattlesnake. It's gonna be Gas Monkey Outpost, and that's where we're gonna do the awards. And I think we need to, like. I need you to organize it kind of like that. What was that called? The VLM. AVN. AVNs? Yeah. Hold on. I don't want it to be dirty. I just want it to be in the same format as the AVNs, the award ceremony. What is the awards for? What are we winning? Yeah. Best of show. Best of car. Paint job. Okay. Okay. Best engine. Best. All original. This has nothing to do with porn. Best Naturals. No, this is all Car Awards, April 19th in Walnut Springs, Texas. You know, just. Just think about it, okay? It's not a hard directive, just something to think about. It was just a weird way to go from the point of worst. A lot of ways you go about it. Well, I was getting on Ken's ass about this motor that's laying in the shop floor. I'M like, I thought we're going to throw that away or make a boat buoy out of it or something. He's like, no, you told me to make. Take it apart and make awards for the car show on April 19th. Like, weld up trophies out of actual car parts out of a motor. Well, that'd be cool for everybody that comes out April 19th. Creative. So if it was the AVNs, it'd be like taking a vibrator and disassembling it and like having a spring and having a battery and having. You know. I'm following you now. There's commonality in all this. Y'all are following me. I mean, is nobody with me? Oh, Jesus Christ. I mean, y'all are going from Leonard Skynyrd to Eggs, but you can't keep up with this. The hell's wrong with you people? Speaking of, how do you find your photos on the iPhone Now? It's under Photos. Change starts with a P. They changed it. They did an update. Dude, you can't find nothing. Nothing. I can't find a picture of anything. If you know how to fix it, please call in, because this is really problematic. I mean, I need these pictures in my life. I take them for a reason. And they made this change, this iOS 1.7. 10. And now all of the photos in your iPhone are scrambled. And it's just like this Easter egg hunt to try to find them. Nobody else has seen this? No. I'll a bunch of Democrats. Y'all use droids? No. Excuse me, sir. I'm looking for photos. Highly offensive. And I just hit photos. But did you not get the update about a month ago? Yeah, it's up to date, but, like, so. So the last 20 pictures you took from the past week, if you push your button, it shows those last 20. Yeah, just hit all in orders. No, mine doesn't. Oh, they're at the bottom. No, they're not. They're scrambled. You and I. I can't wait. I can't wait to see you again, Turley. Because if you could fix this for me, it would make me very happy. Don in Crowley, Louisiana. 16 Malibu LT. You want 16, 000 for a Malibu? Damn. No, it's an Impala. Come on, man. It's an Impala, not a Malibu. Oh, this guy. Is it an Impala? What? S.S. something special. An LT with no miles. I know. It's got. What's got 30,000 miles on it? 38. Yeah, I mean, it's got. But it's a. It's an Impala. I mean, it's a rental car. Is it leather? No, not leather. So think it's got a sunroof and that Cajun red metallic paint. That's the only thing that makes it Cajun red. Cajun red. That's what they call it. And I don't know why they call it. They call it down in Louisiana Cajun red. No one else calls it Cajun red, but that's fine. I'm with you, dog. But I am not 16. I just. I. That. That ain't me, babe. As Johnny Cash said. I mean, what's that car worth? 12 tops. 13 maybe, not 16. Okay, is it time to go break? Yes, sir. Load the cars up. Load the cars. Just like that. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. 7 2, 3, 4. The next segment after the song is the car segment where I'm going to bid about for you guys, cars real quickly on the air. And anybody else that doesn't get through on the air, go to GiveMeTheven.com or just go to GiveMeTheven.Com now and we'll buy your car. If you don't like the automated response, talk to your buyer. We will negotiate. That is what's different about us. We are not just computer dorks. Where we don't. We know cars. The computer can get you close, but sometimes it's way off. So hang in there, communicate with your buyer, and we will get a deal done. All the deals we get done are the ones that, where the people talk to the buyer. If they just take the computer bid, then one, it's too high because you lied about what you've got and didn't tell us it's all hail damage. You're like, yeah, we'll take that because it says 20 grand. And then we look at the pictures and it's got $10,000 worth of hail. But sometimes that computer just underbids them. And if it does, you know, tell us what you'll take and then we'll go to work. The computer thing's really just a starting place. When I say the computer thing, I mean the auto bid you get off the website. It's accurate, but it's not. That's why it takes people to clean up behind it and look at it, look at the photos. If you don't send photos, it's not helping anything. If you go to gimmetheven.com, make sure you send pictures. Because if we. If we're gonna give more, we've got to see it. We gotta feel it. We gotta love it. All right. Be right back. Now back to John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevent.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Okay. This is the Lightning Round. Judd. Good morning. What have you got? Hey, I got a 2017 Buick Envision with 72,000 miles on it. What's it take to buy it? My mom. Dad passed away. 10. 10,000? Like, she's got her heart set on. What did I offer you already? It was 10,000. This was, like, three weeks ago. Title was lost. Had to get a replacement title, and we just got it back in yesterday. The title from the state. How about. Cool. Thanks, man. This was your 86 Mercedes 300 SDL. Turbo. Can I put that in the. The classic car. Would that be something y'all would be interested in? I'll give. I'll give. 10. 5 for the pair. Diesel. Turbo. I know. Turbo. Hey, how much is that car? Damn. Eagle, how nice is that car? I mean, it's. It's pretty nice. It's. I mean, it's the one owner. My granddad had it. My dad had it. And then, you know, he. It's an SDL or an sd. Sdl. And how many miles do you think are on it? It's long. It's under a hundred thousand. It's like 90, 98, 95, something like that. What can I buy that car for? I mean, I don't. I mean. I don't know. I mean. Three grand. How much? I said three. You said two. I said three. I said three. No joke. I said three grand. At the same time you said three grand. Okay. Okay. So we're going on my cars, man. I might need to get in the business. We're. We're 13 grand on the pair, right? Yeah, I think so. You said. I feel like you're. You're the Buick. You're, like, cool, but this Benz is kind of hurting your heart a little bit. Well, if. Well, my granddad had it, he bought it brand new. We'd go to the Auburn games, you know? Would it make you feel better if I kept it for a while? Not really. Okay. You know, once it's your car, you do whatever, you understand. But I should know if, emotionally, and make you feel better if I kept it in the collection for a bit, because I think I will, because I've got some. I have some. I have some heartstrings on that car, too. That was one of the first cars I ever Bought and sold. Oh, wow. 300st. I'll know exactly what it is. Traded in at the actor store. Limousine. Yeah, I'm so. So I bought. Okay, so I bought two cars from you, right? Yeah. Where in Alabama are you? Coleman. Halfway between Birmingham and Huntsville. Are you already talking to somebody? Give me the vin. No. Well, three weeks ago or four weeks ago, I put my Buick in there, but the title was. Oh, that. Okay, okay, so you're already in the system. So do you. Do you have that email? Do you have the email from the buyer? Just write him back, say, hey, John. I just hung up with John. He's buying the truck for 10 and I'm. He's buying this Mercedes for three. Come get him. Okay. All right, thanks. All right, later, man. So y'all will come get them? Yeah, I'll come get them. All right. Appreciate it. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Now that is a spread. An 87 diesel bins and a 17 Buick something. I don't even know what the hell it is, but he said we gave 10 grand for it, so I'm just believing he's telling the truth. We'll be right back. This is the John Clay Wolf show. Check out the GMTV Garage YouTube channel, complete with live video stream. @jcwshow.com I will give you the number one place to see sad Guitar Center. Oh, my God. One of the saddest places on earth. Failed struggling musicians behind the counter. A bunch of men in loveless marriages or divorced just walking around looking at the guitars. Is that a cousin custom color? Is it? Maybe if I add that to my collection, it'll fill up whatever this void is in the center of my chest. And now we return to the John Craig Wolf show, presented by gimmetherpin.com Sleep all day, don't play Stairway to Heaven. That is a pretty good point on a guitar center being the boulevard of broken dreams, Right? That is banned. A lot of music stores will not let you do that. Seriously, right? Yeah. You can't play Stairway to Heaven. Yeah, but now it's become so passe. Everybody knows, you know. Or teen spirit, I think too is the other one Podbean, your message amplified, ready to share your message with the world. Start your podcast journey with Podbean. Podbean, the AI powered all in one podcast platform. Thousands of businesses and enterprises trust Podbean to launch their podcasts. Use Podbean to record your podcast. Use PodBean AI to optimize your podcast. Use PodBean AI to turn your blog into a podcast. Use Podbean to distribute your podcast everywhere. Launch your podcast on Podbean today. Like you're not allowed to play at a guitar center. Yeah. You walk in, there's a sign. It literally says that. I've seen it before for when I picked. I mean, if you. If you can play Stairway to Heaven, I'm impressed. If you can play it properly. It's not that easy. Prek. DJ Prek. After. After Saturday Night Live did that white, black, Latino or other bit. Oh, yeah, on the radio. I mean, on television. I thought that we could do it again. We stopped doing it, but then they did it. And my filter on this show has always been, if it's good enough, if it clears on Saturday Night Live on national tv, then it clears on us. Ooh. DJ Pre K. Holler back. You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge. Let's give the people what they want. They've been asking for it. I think it's about time I'm a read y'all a crime story. Y'all gotta tell me. White, black, Latino, or other. Y'all ready? Yeah. Mm. Let's go. All right. Our criminal in question today is from Georgia. First clue. A lady working the Whataburger drive thru took the opportunity to jot down a customer's debit card info so that she could pay off her probation fees. Unfortunately, the transaction times lined up, and she got a warrant put out for her arrest. But she did the dash and ran off to Florida for a pre planned vacation. Because why would you let something like a little felony warrant ruin your vacation? She's looking for another chance to turn herself in. But what I want to know from y'all is white, black, Latino, or other man. I'm going white. Just because it's against the grain, it seems like. I think it's a trap. Question. Definitely black. Why do you say that? Listen to the crimes, okay? All you have to do is listen. Black. I don't know, because a debit card. What do you mean? What do you mean, Turley? What does that mean? I'm just saying. No, I'm not. Sounds white. Water Burgers. Yeah, Water Burger. Wait a minute. They don't have water Burger in Florida. In Georgia. Georgia. Georgia. Oh, Georgia. Yeah. I'm gonna go with Gigi because it's safe. Yeah. Yes. You went first. But it sounds like I'm going with John. It sounds like a white crime. It really does. I mean, there's a lot of planning going on there and. Yeah, but only white People can plan. That was that. And the careful consideration of the law and trying to deal up and deal down and get your best outcome. That feels like an Asian crime to me. Oh, wow. Okay. I could be wrong, Preak. It's all on you now. You hold the keys to the truth. Who is right? All right, all right. Well, I gotta get a point to Gigi Alifa Sumpter, a black woman from Newnan, GA. That's right. I know my people. A leafa. So we're gonna send you a statue. Thank you. Confederate statue. Yeah, right. Quit tearing down our Confederate statues. Speaking of mail from jail, Johnny Cash, you around? Johnny Cash? Yes, I saw him in the green room. There he is. Hey, Johnny. Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. John. This week's mail from jail entry reads, hello, John Clay and crew. I love the cars and I love the jokes on your show. Y'all remind me of my friends on the outside. You know, I drove a lot from a job, and I do miss it. I'm doing five years and I'm on year number five. So I'll be back home soon, and I'll look forward to listening to your show while I'm driving. You know, I wanted to share some funny jail etiquette with you. Have you heard of the way people handle their farts in here? What? Yeah, it can get really nasty when some old dog lets out a rank, stank one. So the rules are that you have to sit down on the toilet tightly and flush as you go, just like if you were dropping a deuce. See, the air from the toilet swirls the gas down so it doesn't stink up the tiny cell you're in. So you gotta flush immediately. And we all have to share such a small space together. And we don't want to be inhaling people's booty dust all day. Ew. The people who can't get used to these rules learn the hard way too. This one guy got a black eye because he let one rip. And it smells like a sewer leak. And he got rolled on and beat down for that. He had to explain to people why I got that black eye. It's really all about respect at the end of the day. I hope y'all are enjoying letting them rip freely out there. See you soon. Your friend, Devin Diggs, Alabama department of Corrections. Partner, if you've got mail from jail, just send it on down the line to us here at p. O. Box 471 517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. Zip code is 76147. We're going to the Lakers game tomorrow and on Sunday afternoon against, I think, Phoenix. And I believe Luke is out. He might be. I mean, they had him out this last game. I don't think they've announced if he's gonna be out that game. What's the vibe like our. With the Luca mania? They're pretty excited. Not like Dallas. It's pretty in your face. It's pretty in your face. Not like Dallas. Like. Like when you. When you talk to somebody, I mean, they immediately just rub it in. Oh, so once you see stupid. Are y'all that stupid? Why are you so stupid? God. Thank you for making our team great again. We're gonna win everything, right? Do you guys hear the big dust up on Southwest Airlines? There's a tie in, by the way. Southwest Airlines decided, you see, the. They decided to charge for bags after 50 years of not charging for bags. Then they got in their tick tock and they went, well, it's not like we traded Luca. Come on. I thought that was brilliant. I thought it was brilliant. Wow. I mean, it ain't that bad. Just constant gaslighting of everybody in Dallas. Luca goes and scores. I do. We don't have time to play it right here. Oh, all right. We'll be back in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf. We got Gigi Drummond, J.D. ryan, Bobbo, Curly, Pre K, all here. Part of our show. We've been doing it for a while, every Saturday morning right here. You can also watch the video stream@jcw.com if you're not in your car and you want to watch the video and audio and also grab the podcast jcw, like John Claywolf. Jcw.com We got about 100,000 people a week that pull the podcast down. I've got a. Speaking of a podcaster, got a car podcaster coming in here a little bit. What's his name? Spike. Spike. Spike. Spike. I've got the Spike down, but I don't have the last name, but I do know. Is he Fairston? Well, Fairston. Fairson. Fairson. Spike Fairston. He's a writer for Seinfeld, and he's a friend of Jerry's, and we're gonna. Yeah, no soup for you. Yeah, he did the. He did the Soup Nazi. He wrote that. He's out here in Los Angeles, and we're going to talk to him about this 25 million dollar, no sale, kind of weird thing that happened with Jerry Seinfeld's Porsche at the auction last month. And hang tight. Be right back. Yo, we're back to the John Clay Wolf show, taking over your radio every Saturday morning. Broadcasting all, all across America. Los Angeles, Phoenix, Houston, Dallas, Nashville, San Diego, Las Vegas, Denver, New Orleans, Oklahoma City, Austin. Hit em up. 800, 800 radio. The John Clay Wolf Show. If you missed any of the show, go to jcwshow.com right now and download the podcast now. John Clay Wolf. And, John, you should see what the chat room's talking about. What's he talking about? You're talking about tailgating down at the KLS studios, huh? Yeah. Well, I'll be out about our time, 10:15, so. Or tell me where to meet y'all. Have a beer with you somewhere. I feel I might as well got my wife and kids here. They're on spring break. So the more time I could spend with, like, listeners and friends is the less I have to spend with my family. That makes sense. And then if I have to work with my listeners and friends and I show up drunk, I've got to take a nap. Because in the name of work, that buys you another six hours. You gotta plan these things out. It's important. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My. So Max went to Hungary. School sponsored my son that comes on the radio for spring break to be an exchange student. I'm like, how do you be an exchange student for spring break? I mean, that's one week. So I guess he's gonna live with some family that's actually pretty smart from a financial standpoint because it's. They're gonna be paying for his food and he's got a room and board and he gets a trip out of it. That's pretty damn smart. There was an exchange student in high school. Well, first of all, there was this hot Swedish one in our school, and that's probably why I'm married to my wife today, because she's from Denmark and indefinitely. Uli from Sweden had an impact on me at a young age. And then when I met my wife, she had that Scandinavian thing going. I didn't know I was into Scandinavians until I. So thank. I'm a proponent for the exchange student program. Right. We had one, too. Sylvia Sokol. You still see her. Where's she from? Beautiful. Sweden. There you go. Great big, big, big tall gal. Big personalities. Yeah. Plural personality. Yes, Sylvia. I remember the one from Sweden. When I got a hold of them, they were like. You could squeeze them like squeezy balls and, like, think that there was so much outdoor sunning. Yeah. Topless Right. That the. The texture was different than Americans. Her personalities. Yes. Huh. Like, you could put your fingers together and snap. Yeah. Gigi's looking at you like, what are you. Like, if you're holding them. Her personalities. Right. You could take your index finger and your thumb and push them together. Wow. Oh, that's awesome. Which is weird. And that's not a. That's not a plus, right? That's kind of a negative. Yeah. That's an interesting personality. Yeah. But I. I wonder if it was from overexposure to the sun from the European sun. I don't know. Wait, that means they were small. Small person. Not really. Well, how could you snap? They weren't. They were weak. They were weak. Oh, okay. They didn't have any strength. There you go. They'd have a spirit. They look good and strong in clothes, and they were tan, but they were almost fake. You ever pushed your finger into a balloon? That's, like, almost deflated. Okay. Okay. So, yeah. Back to exchange students. There we go. This is what your son's experiencing. Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no. And I'll say their name on the air. Fat Boy Perry. Kate's Gray Griffith. They had. They were best friends. You seen the movie Stepbrothers? Mm, sure. Well, these guys were, like, best friends in real life. And so their parents were around each other when they got divorced, and the parents wound up hooking up, and they got married. So you've got two best friends that are now stepbrothers. And the mom in high school brought over an exchange student, I think, from London. I don't know what his name call him. Charlie. Right, Charlie. Charlie is messing with the dog. And that's what they were telling the mom. They're like, hey, Mom. Because Charlie was getting all the attention because he was the exchange student, and they're telling on the exchange suit to the mom, like, hey, man, Mom. Yeah. Like, she. She loved her two boys. Her real son and her fake son, the stepbrothers. But they were very troublesome. Right? They were troublesome young men. And they're telling a story about Charlie diddling the dog. Oh. Can't save it. And she just, you know, just went to throwing water on him and tell them they're just terrible little people. And I can't believe that you guys are so jealous of Charlie, the exchange student, that he would make up such a horrific story like that. Don't say you're going. Damn you. Damn you. Damn you boys. Here you go again, you sorry little bastards. Get out of my. Get out of my face, right? Come back, tell her again, same thing. She's madder than hell because she thinks that they're jealous that Charlie's getting all the attention, Right? Sure. They exchanged it until one day she walked into Charlie's room and he had the dog, all right, on his back. And that was when they deported Charlie. Charlie's no longer with the firm. There you go. He had transferred. Yeah, he got transferred. Those exchange students, man. I mean, those damn English exchange students, you gotta watch them. Constant source of jealousy. And that's all I got today, man. That's my story for the day. I'm done. I mean, mic drop. Does it get any better than that? And contemplate that and more next when we come back. Take that with you. Where you go. John Clay Wolf Show. See ya. The John Clay Wolf show is heard every week on great stations like 1011, WJRR, Orlando's Rock Station, and OKC's Rock 100.5 KATT. The legendary Cat rocks. Catch the nation's fastest growing podcast live video stream@jcwshow.com and we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show right after this. From the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards 1, 800, 800 radio. Want more of the John Clay Wolf Show? Check out the fastest growing podcast@jcwshow.com now. John Clay Wolf. So people just came into the studio and brought donuts? Yeah, man. They're just random folks. When you're away, just walk up and I got a sign with JD that he knows if it's somebody we're scared of to pull out the. Yeah, pull out the Jimmy Charlie. I bet it's the fellow that is the tank digger. Is he the same guy that brought us the breakfast burritos? No. No. You sure? Damn. Is the gate not closing? I don't know. It's not. God, that gate. We gotta shut it tonight and put a lock on it. They seem like nice folks, though. They're sitting on the couch, you know. I didn't threaten to shoot him. Oh, no, no, no. I mean, that's very. That's cool. But it's just. And I'm glad that it all worked out, but we still have to. Yeah, this time. Well, these are definite friendlies, John. Definite friendlies. No, of course. And I made up with the mayor in town. So they're not coming up to kill us. Yeah, good, good. Absolutely. They're not coming up to kill us. That's great. Right? I Had text messages from high school friends that were listening to the radio this morning and heard the story about Charlie and the dog. They exchanged it a moment ago and just freaking out like I. I figured I was butchering that story a little bit. Yeah. I can't believe it's true. This is absolutely 5,000%, 100% accurate. Charlie got deported. How bizarre to flip on a radio and hear yours. Hear your life. Yeah, no kidding, right? Hey, man, he's talking about us. Ken, our head mechanic and customizer is supposed to be coming up to the studio in a moment to talk about the. I sent them to a car show yesterday in a small town nearby. Yes. At an old folks home. What? What? You know, when you're leaving town, you just want to make sure everybody stays busy because boss leaves. The boss leaves town. You know what everybody does immediately. Yes. Goes to screwing off, straight up. Is that what you think? I didn't ask you. But no, this isn't a. This is not an observation. This is a fact. So I was like, okay, so what can we do while I'm gone to make sure that they at least do something? So I sent them to a. They took three of our cars to a car show at old folks home to make the old folks happy. Okay, sure. That's an odd. I want to hear how that went. There's also a burnout deal. Does it. Has anybody done any background on this nearby between Walnut Springs and there's like 5,000 people at one of these hoodlum outlaw burnout deals today. Wow. Does anybody know what I'm talking about? Tacos and no muscle cars. I used to do it all the time, John, and I had to give them up. I just can't go to those burnouts anymore, man. It's a different type of burnout by the. Just so many. It's a burnout. Cars you go to, they have a huge pad of concrete and they do these burnouts. And it's. It's like bike rally, but it's a car rally and towns don't like them. So they're finding places. Places in the country to do them out of, out of city. And this is actually on private property. And I drove out there the other day to look at the facilities. Just this huge burnout pad. But I mean, I think there's a gazillion people going to this. I think it's very Hispanic in nature. Okay. So that's what you're. Why do they do that? I don't know why they do it. If somebody knows, please call in and explain to us why they do it. I've seen some of those videos where they're doing donuts and stuff. People just get in the way and get clipped by the. And they get hit. I like to watch those. They brought the mosh pit to a new level. It's kind of like rednecks with paychecks. It's kind of like a mud bog, but funny. Yeah. What's the point of that? What a mud bog? Yeah. There is none. So there's. Okay. So everybody has some weird trait they like to do. Yeah. With vehicles. So a mud bog is you're testing your ability for a tire and a lift kit and a motor and a driving. There's some skill as far as building the truck that will make it through the pit and the driver that knows how to do it well enough. With a burnout pit, I honest to God don't know how you win. You just sit there and spin and spin and blow smoke and mean, you know, if you got 6, 6, 800 horsepower. Anyway, I think Ken's coming up and he's gonna explain it to us because he's got a little Mexican in him too. And I think. I think you've got to have some Latin in you to do this correctly. What do you call us underground street racers that steal all the srts? All the Dodgers lowriders. No, no, no, no, no, no. The guys that are running a gazillion miles an hour down the highway. They steal cars. There's a lot of bad that goes with it. I think somebody can call in and clean me up. Maybe I'm hurting. The movement called in Joe exotic on six. Well, that would work if I had a. Oh, you don't have. If I had a connection right here. Here's Joe exotic in prison. Good morning. Morning. What up? Have you. Have you never took a four wheel drive pickup through a half. Half filled pond and. And called that a mud pit? I have. I mean, I. We used to do that right next to Scott's in pilot point all the time. It's a very Oklahoma Ish trait. But no, I've done it a lot. But I've never taken a car and gone to a burnout thing and just turned the tires to the side and. And just looped it. Looped it, looped it. This is a newer version of a mud bo. Yeah, I've never been to one of those. I think they started that after I got. You're too gay and you're too white to go to those. I don't think it's meant for homosexuals. Hey, you know, I do have the Mexican though. I'm halfway there. Well, when. When you're running through that mud bog, did you do it like an organized mud bog, a contest, or were you just doing it on your own? No, we had like three or four different people with. With four wheel drive pickups. Yeah. But we didn't have lift kits and stuff, you know, on them back then. This is why I completely question your. Your homosexuality jokes. Yes, this is the real. Hey, did you know, Joe, that people that listen to this show, they're like, yeah, man, y'all's Joe Exotic impersonators. Really good. This call is from a federal prison. When they, when they were. When people. I had people in the studio the other day. One of our guys that works for us. That's new. He was like, man, that Joe exotic impersonator was really good. Oh, man. Are you talking about the one that was on Joe versus Carol? No, I'm talking about you. People don't realize that you're you when you're on this show. Oh, yeah, that was all me. That was definitely all me. Now this is you right now. Yeah, but people, you know, I get an interview with this week. No, of all people, David Spade, the original Joe Dirt. I love him on his podcast. I've been wanting to talk to that guy for years, but they finally got it set up. Hey, tell him to talk to. To reach out to us when you're talking to him, because he's a car queer. Oh, yeah, yeah. And I'd like. He. He's hilarious. I'd love to. I don't have his publicist phone number. We have no contact. But back to what I was saying. So I'll put you in contact. The reason I question your homosexuality, Joe Exotic, is because I know you're a card carrier and a flag flyer, but it's very non homosexual to grab a car or truck in a rural area and run it through a mud bog. You would never believe I used to rot bulls in Rodeo Eater. But when did you realize you were gay? Here we go. Probably 17 years old. When did you act out on it? 17 years old. Oh, okay. When did I accept it? When I was 40. Okay. So were you hiding it till then? Oh, I was forcing it. Yeah, I was. I was. I was really not not wanting to accept it. Absolutely. We're sorry that your husband got deported, by the way. Well, you know what? They didn't. They, they. He sat down there waiting for immigration for five, six hours, and they came and they didn't want him. And it's because the computers and they had the computers all dated wrong in the prison. So he's here till May 17th. Hey, your gay Mexican lover that was getting deported from prison down to Mexican prison. He got held up at the border. Held up here. He got held up here. Have you seen him since all this went down? Yeah, I just got done being. Playing. Playing pool with him or Rick. I don't even want to ask. No, don't even ask what that means. Anything from Don Jr. Anything from anybody as far as getting out? I have not heard from Don Jr. At all. I've heard from Andrew Tate. He's still out there. And then I don't know how to say his name, but he was the leader of the Proud Boys. It's like in, in, in got a really strange name. His last name is Tito or something like that. But he's supposed to be having a meeting this next week at Mar Lago, and he's going to talk to President Trump or me. Hold on, wait. So he's going to meet with President Trump and he's going to bring up your case? Is that what you're saying? Wow. Yep. He's going to see if he can't help President Trump into. Pardon me. All right. That's pretty good when you got the proud boys back in. A gay guy. You know it's true. A gay con. Ex con. You're not an ex con. You're current now. You're in prison for attempting to kill Carol Baskin, that evil bitch. Right. It's for murder for hire. Yeah, murder for hire. And what did they say? That you were that, like, in. How much time do we have, Charlie? Yeah, one minute. Okay. How much were you paying the guy to kill her if Allegedly. Okay, well, when they. When they came up with this and they testified against me, they claimed that I gave him $3,000 to go from Oklahoma to Florida. Stalker killer and come back to Oklahoma. You can't even take a vacation for that. I can't believe the jury fell for it. The officiant in the fella Simpson has come forward and said there. I was pressured into saying this. It's not true. No. Yeah, he. He is as since then went on video deposition admitting that it was all lies. I showed him. Showed him his phone, text messages. So we have all the evidence to prove it. I just need the right person to look at it. All right. And we are going to have that party over in Dallas. Absolutely. Absolutely. All right. You're gonna. We're gonna have the Joe Exotic Free Joe Exotic party and the rattlesnake in the canteen in Walnut Springs. Yeah, I've gotta get on this. All right, thanks. I'll get you connected with Davis Spain. Okay. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 900800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf and we will be right back. Wait, is the lightning round next? Yeah, load them up. J.D. will you tell them what to do? Sure. Call 800800 radio. Give us the year, make, model, miles. 800 800, 72348. 800 radio. And John will buy your car right here on the radio. Huh? Do that coming up next. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com Hit him up right now. 1 800-800radio. 1800800 radio this is the John Clay Wolf show. Lightning round. Catherine Denver, Colorado 2011328 BMW with 109,000 miles on it. Is it a two door or four door? It's a two. It's a four door, four door. Stick or automatic? Automatic. It says we buy your car is at 4200. Is that we buy any car? Is that what you mean? Yes. Okay. Did you go show it to them or did they just do that on their, on their website? 4200. They just did it on their website. Okay. They actually, when you get there they're gonna back you up. That's, that's, they'll show you all the things that are wrong with it and then they'll offer you a new offer. So I know this for a fact. I'm not banging on the guys. They're good cheap car buyers. But, but like where we work our deal with the customers fully so that we give them any bad news through the pictures and the videos beforehand. I'll give 4,500 if it's great. I see that you said it's a 4200. My guess is by the time they're done pencil whipping you it's going to be 3,500. But yeah, let, let me. If there's any. Check engine lights, if there's any airbag lights, if there's any rust, if there's a cracked windshield. Is there any of that kind of stuff? Nothing is perfect. It's beautiful. Load it up. I'll give a 4500. Okay. Go to, go to givemetheven.com thank you, Kath. Already in Dallas. 17 Jag XE. These cars are hard. They don't. They're just not good. Jaguars have been bad most their life and when I just can't seem to make a profit with them, I'm thinking six grand. It says that you want ten. Is that right? Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, it's too. Damn. I may be missing something. If it's the nicest thing in the world, you know, if it's really good, it doesn't have any lights on. Lights meaning service lights. Check engine light, O2 sensor. And it does have a small scratch on the bumper. But otherwise in perfect condition. I'm. I'm a six, six five hundred dollar check writer. Okay. I appreciate it. Thank you very much. Go to. Give me the vin.com Pete in Florida. 14 Hyundai. This one's. You want 2,000 for it? Man, it must be a beater. Is it a beater? Nice. Pete. Pete, do you want 12,000 for your 120,000 mile Hyundai or 2,000? No, I want 11, 9, 1199 95. Run that bitch in the paper. You'll get it. Run that ad. Get your salesman hat on. Get you some financing, get you some warranty ad. You can be a car dealer too Yankee. But, but in or if you want those kind of prices, you're gonna have to take trade ins. Probably have to carry the paper. You're probably have to take about 1500 down, do a little buy here, pay here financing. I'm not in the car business. Well, you wanna, you wanna full, full retail price. So I can't give that because I've got to sell it to somebody that'll do all those things I just explained. And, but go to givemetheven.com and it'll show you exactly what we'll pay. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars in the radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the VIN.com. be back in a minute. The most popular Saturday morning show to ever broadcast in America. You're listening to the John Clay Wolf show. Feel free to call and make your voice heard 800, 800 radio. And check out the podcast@jcwshow.com or john claywolf.com came back from Hawaii. They spent a few days in California with us. We took them to the la Brea Tar pits. You know what I'm talking about, where they have the fossils and things. I'm not making this up. My brother actually said, man, just don't seem like dinosaurs have come this close to downtown, does it? That's my blood, y'all. Yo, we're back to the John Clay Wolf show. Taking over your radio every Saturday morning. Hit him up. 800-800-READIO. Want more of the Journey John Clay Wolf Show? Check out the largest radio show and fastest growing podcast@jcwshow.com the John Clay Wolf Show. Do you remember when you came to LA JD and you took him to the La Brea Tar Pits? We were just looking at each other. Yeah. Laughing. We spent an hour, maybe an hour and a half looking for that. It's a parking lot. I always thought it would be great, though, man. You see that movie 1941, and they crashed the bomber. Yeah. In the La Brea Tar Pits. You know, I'm like, wow. You know the animatronic dinosaurs? Well, that was all closed down for Covid. Right. They didn't have, like, even a crawfish. Nothing. They had nothing. Nothing alive or what. There may have been a couple of donkeys. I don't remember. You remember donkeys? No. And you still couldn't score. Yeah. And we walked three quarters of a mile in there, too. Yeah. There's JD's like, where is it, Bob? This is ridiculous. Where is it? I said, now. It's right up here, man. It's got to be places we could have gone to see in Los Angeles and Hollywood. We go to see the La Brea Tar Pits. Is Tuner Ken in the studio? Tuner Ken? Yes, Tuner Ken. That's a great nickname, by the way. I was just asking Tuner Ken. Yes, Tuner Ken is here. Tuner Ken Vargas. Yes, sir. Good morning. I'm live. Good morning. Good, good. So Tuner Ken is the manager of the GMTV garage. Like our mechanics. You got. Give me the vin. They got this thing carved off the side in Walnut Springs that where we were messing with old cars, and we're building old cars and we're swapping motors, and we're getting better at it. And that's where he got the name, Tuner Ken. So the Tuner Ken has not been able to finish the Fire Chicken, but we are. We have a plan to get that finished immediately. But I sent Tunerkin, since I'm leaving town, I figured that the guys that work out there would just be screwing off all day yesterday since I was gone and they knew I'm barely ever there anyway, Right? I mean, how many days a week am I there again? One, Maybe one, sometimes two. Right. You got to speak up. But. And kick him. Kick Tuner can in the ass or push the boost button so. So you can hear him. But I was. These. These nurses, like in Scrubs. Come down to the garage. I was sitting there talking to hot rod Kyle, and they walk in, they said, there you are. I'm like, who? You're John Clay Wolf? Yes, ma'am. I've been trying to get ahold of you. Okay, what's up? We're having a car show in Glen Rose, and we wanted you to bring some of your cars to it. And I'm like, oh, man, what a pain in the ass that sounds like. And then she said, it's for the old folks, and they really like it. Like, where is it? She's like, it's at the old folks home. Like, okay. I said, what's the prize? She's like, a year's worth of whataburger. All you want. Oh, hey. Okay. So I called tuner Ken, and I said, get the three best cars we've got, and if we're gonna go down there to that old folks home, we're gonna whip their ass. I mean, just take the heat, right? Bring the stuff. And we brought that 57 Bel Air, we brought the 67 GTO, and then this badass K10 truck that we have. And, Ken, how did it go? I. I was gone. I. I sent you and Brandon to do it. I had to go to California. Did y'all win? Did you. Did you bring back the water Burger? It was rigged. It was completely rigged. John. Yeah. Can you. Can. Can you crank him up? He's loud on our end. We hear him. Oh, yeah. Okay. Wow. Okay. It was rigged. It was rigged, John. So. So the Bel Air, it got third place. I don't know why, but I thought it was the most beautiful car. Third place. Third place. Wow. I was. Anyway, so the first place, I believe, was, like, married to one of the nurses that worked there. Yeah. Yeah. Inside. What was the car? It was a 50. No, it was a. Yeah, it was a 53 Ford pickup truck. I mean, it was done, right. It was clean, but not any cleaner than the Bel Air, you know? Yeah, but it wasn't. Was it a long bed? No, it was a short bed. There was one long bed. There's a long bed. I was gonna call the police. There was one long bed truck there, and I guess he realized that it was a piece of. And. Hey, you can't say that on the radio. Dump him out. I got it. Yeah, you can't cuss on the radio. A tuner can. It was a piece of junk. Sorry. Okay, this is not YouTube. This is live. FAA, FCC. Broadcast. Broadcast. Okay, number two, what was the second car? They got the second place. What was second place? Second. Well, it sounds like you're really on top of it. No, it was a five window turquoise Chevy and that one was done, in my opinion. I believe that one was a lot cleaner than the one that won first place. It was some guy that, that Kyle was friends with or friends, I don't know. They knew each other, they talked for a while, but it was clean. It was a turquoise five window. The interior was done right. For those that don't know what type of vehicle that is, it's a truck. Yeah, It's a Chevy 56 Chevrolet pickup. Right? Yeah. Yeah. And that one, in my opinion should have won first place. But I, like I said it was rigged. It was 100. So his. So he should have beat our cars. Yes, well, he did beat the Bel Air, but I still think, I mean those two were neck and neck. The, the truck that won. I, I didn't agree with that. Not one bit. Were there white people, Hispanic, white, black, Latino or other on the voting panel? I mean, it was Glenrose, so there was kind of. It was more or less white people, but there was quite a bit of Hispanics there because. Yeah, because the, the truck thing is, is a little more Hispanic. Oh yeah, there's plenty of whites that are in the trucks, don't get me wrong. But I'm feeling a Hispanic vibe. Yeah, I'm feeling. I'd like a jalapeno burger with my water burger for the next year. And I've got a little Hispanic in me, I think in my soul. So that's why I pick up on these cues. Yeah, there was every single truck there. I think the only truck that was lifted was the K10 that we took. That was literally. It did not make it right. No, no, it made it. Eventually. It died on the way there. The alternator died on it. We, we did manage to get it to the show and I mean it, it had a lot of attention, A lot of people were interested in it. But I think we had to actually trailer it back to the shop, actually. Yeah, we did. I remember pulling in and seeing it on the trailer still. So we'll make sure and get that fixed. It's like a five minute fix. But they, the O'Reilly's in Glen Rose didn't have it. So you've got us, right? Do you think this guy that won this thing or got second place, do you think he's got a fellow full time like you on his payroll and two other guys, four other guys in the background and gazillions of cars and tons of money tied up and all these resources, and we go to Glen Rose, Texas, and we get our ass kicked by a bunch of Mexicans that are 80 years old. Well, John, they. They probably built the truck to their specifications. They probably didn't have somebody telling them what to do. Boom. Okay. Okay, so you bring up a good thing. We're going to have. I had a. I had a meeting out here with a TV fellow yesterday, and he wants to do this contest show, and we're talking with Discovery about it. So we're going to do this contest show that Rollins and I have been talking about and get a couple of groups, build groups, and we're going to probably give $150,000 budget to. You build the car. You do it because you know everything. Tuner Ken, you just walked right into this, by the way, after getting your ass beat at the old folks home. It was rigged, John. It was. Okay, well, rigged or not. So. So. So we. We're going to set up and then we're going to figure out where we're going to sell them. But. But the winner on this contest will be by the money, right? And that's the live auction Hammer. I don't know if it's going to be Barrett. I don't know if it's going to be Mannheim. I don't know if it's going to be Mecham. I don't know what we're going to do yet. But we're going to take these four built cars and we're going to auction them all off. And the person that has the highest price within the budget and the time constraint that we're working with will win. And we don't know if they're going to win all the car and all the money that we invested in it or what. But you're going to have a chance to redeem yourself from the Glen Rose old folks home massacre. Sounds like a plan to me. I'm ready. So, okay, so they build it, John. It gets sold. Whatever. The most. It's. Whoever's car sells for the most is the winner, basically, Right? Yes. Okay, so it's like a cooking show, except there's not a judge panel. It's a live auction. It's bullets, it's knives. It's real. There's no B.S. whataburger. There might. There might. Or maybe they'll be in and out. I don't know. 100. Let's do it. You sound confident. Were y'all figuring that I'd be pissed when y'all were going home empty handed last night from the car show with the three rigs? No. Dude, you should see the size of that third place trophy. I was like, john's gonna be excited. He's gonna put it on his desk. Do you have a picture? Did you bring it with you? No, Kyle took it home. Kyle was the one that showed the Beller. I figured I'd let him drive it because he's old. You know, he's got back problems. Like, dude, this car's comfortable. You take this one. You know, Let me take the. The hot rod got a LS LT swap in it. Yeah, it's a. It's got. It's peppy, dude. It's dope. It's nice. Oh, it's crazy fast. But that GTO, though, it didn't even place. No, the GTO's so fast, it'll hurt your neck, dude. It's ridiculous. I wanted to pop a wheelie. I tried. Had you never driven it before? No, that was the first time. It's like a 600 horsepower built easily. 454. Yeah. Yeah. It'll bust loose on Posi Track at 40 miles an hour. No. A lot faster than that. I don't tell my no, but it's dangerous. We're talking about a 67 badass GTO coupe that I accidentally bought at an auction from a guy that I really don't like. And when I realized it was his car and I bought it, I wanted out of the deal immediately. But I started looking at it. I'm like, ah, he got me somewhere. What's wrong with it? What's wrong with it? Because the guy's always getting, you know, all my. All my career, this guy's always got. Got a stick in me. I buy something, I find that was his. And I start looking at this car and I can't find the problem with it. And I get under the hood and it's got a Hill Brothers built 454. I mean, it's way more car than I even thought it was. I. It's one of my faves. So did y'all go film the. The barn find also with Brandon? We did, yeah. And it was kind of. Did that go okay? I mean, yeah, it did. It went well. But it was disappointing because the guy was like, suddenly he just only wants to sell one car. But the one car that he has, it's in really good shape. It's a nice car. Is it The. The. The fiberglass 32 roads roadster? Yeah. Yeah. See those Fiberglass bodies aren't worth much anymore. Yeah, that's true. I mean, this one was. It was in good shape. But I. I told him, I said, I don't know if it's something John would be interested in. And then Brandon was like, oh, yeah, we'll just get Richard to buy it if John doesn't. So, I don't know. We'll see how that goes. I mean, there's your competition right there, John. So my. Everybody's against me. The ladies lure me into the Whataburger thing just to steal Just a rig. We're gonna. We're gonna have a car show at Walnut. Will you win your own car show, John? Let's rig that. Who do I have to marry, John? I'm not allowed in that one. I'm not allowed in that one. But we are going to do the awards at Gas Monkey Outpost, right next to the. To the Rattlesnake. And Turley is going to be the emcee. And he's gonna run it like the AVN Awards. I'm not gonna be the emcee, but. Well, I'll get it organized for the trophies. Yes, the Adult Video Awards. Like that scene at a Boogie Nights when Dirk Diggler is taking his acceptance. We're gonna. We want our car show awards to be like that. Acceptance. Bobbo. Dirk Diggler, are you here? Yes. Can. Can you give us an example of your acceptance speech? Hey, man, no. You guys are noticing that I wear my karate gi everywhere I go now. But I'm a martial arts man. I'm gonna keep rocking and rolling, you guys. I appreciate the pictures sent, especially you ladies. And I'd like to have you come up and do our next big film. It's gonna be a remake of Woodstock. Really. All naked broads from all over the country with me, Dirk Diggler, and my friend Brock. We're gonna do it, man. We're just gonna keep rocking and rolling. This war ain't for me. It's for you. Rock on. Screw to you drop right? Oh, my God. Yeah, man. Feel the heat. Feel my heat. Third place. Third place. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I disappointed you. I. I was afraid to bring it up and let you know. That's why. That's why you didn't hear from me at all yesterday. I was. I was disappointed in myself. You gotta be by old folks, you know, But. How many cars were there? 30. 30? Well, 32, 33, something like that. And the best one, in my opinion. The best one that was. There was a hearse Yeah. A hearse at the old folks home. How appropriate. Yeah. Foreshadowing. Wow. Foreshadowing. What did we win third in just best of show. Yeah, Best of show. They only had the one category. I don't think they expected any halfway built trucks. That's why I left. Hey, are you going to this crazy burnout thing up the street today? I. Well, so I asked a few locals around Glen Rose about this car show, and they had nothing but negative things to say. They were like, oh, these guys are criminals. They're crooks. They're gang members. I was like, well, y'all are just making me want to go. Right? Right? Yeah. Yeah. I tried to get tickets online. They are sold out. But I'm gonna pull the whole, hey, just tell them who you are. They'll be fine. But we need to make the connection with them, because I don't think they're as bad as they say, and we need to get them tied into our movement with the town. And it sounds like a bike rally, but it's really a car rally. And I want you to educate me next week on what these burnout competitions. I mean, I understand their displays and they're fun to watch, but it's just. It kind of seems like if you got a car that has, you know, 3, 4, 500 horsepower and you're doing burnouts in it, I mean, how much can you really do with it? I mean, is it. Is there that much differential? It. I mean, that's really what it boils down to, is. Is down to the. To your rear end. I mean, what they do is like, the trucks, like, Lacey Blair, I was over gas Monkey when they were doing it. And they have pedals for the front. They have, like, handles for the front brakes. So they can pull the left front brake on the. On the left front tire. Oh, I see. To make it spin that way and then pull the right front brake to make it spin that way. Yeah, I guess that's the. The easiest way to do it. If you don't have all wheel drive, you know, all wheel drive. I mean, if you have enough horses on all wheel drive, you can do a perfect circle and just. I mean, on a dime, but they can. They can with. With those brakes I'm talking about. They can. They can almost, like, cursive, right. With it. They can really control it. Yeah, but you'd have to be like, I mean, you're going to have to spend your whole life on that just to do a burnout for a few seconds and show off I don't know if that's something I'd want to do. I gotcha. Okay, we got a buggy. We'll be right back. Spike Ferris. That's going to come in in a little bit. I think he's walking in right now. Cool. So when we get back, we'll have him with us. He's got a car show podcast. He was a writer for Letterman and Seinfeld. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars Radio for give me the vin.com. be right back. This is the John Clay Wolf show, heard every. Every Saturday morning across America. Hit him up 800-800-RODIO. And check out the podcast@jcwshow.com or John Clay Wolf.com. so I was looking at your podcast on YouTube. That's what you're going to call it, Spike's Car Radio. And I noticed a fella on there and the reason, Spike, I'm scared to say your last name is because I don't want to mess it up because you have a guest that comes on your show on YouTube that I messed up his name and he became my arch enemy and we, like, started fighting online. It was pretty entertaining, actually. Do you remember that, Turley? Oh, yeah. Let me see if I can screw up the name again. Bob was laughing, too. What was that guy's name is Deandra. Deandra. Farah. Farah. Farah. Yeah, Farah. Farah. What's it. What? What's. Who am I talking about, Spike? Matt Farah. Matt Farah. And you kept calling it Farah? Yeah. Oh. I mean, did it turn into a thing? It did. Oh, my God. For real? It was like. It was. He. He was having a bad day. I. I said Farah one too many times, and he just came across at me and I just said, I just. I'm. I'm pretty spicy. So I just let it rip. And we just got to MF in each other. Really? Yes. On the air, off the air. But on the air, how did it go, Territory? Well, he basically said, yeah, my. He corrected you. And he's like, okay. And then he corrected you again. It's like, look, I. I don't even have to have you on the show. You started going off on him, and that was pretty much it. And then I don't know what happened off there. You had a conversation with him? I don't remember how that went, but yeah, it was. And then we have this endorsement thing would give me the vin where Dave sets up these endorsers and we pay them for customer flow. It's like A affiliate program. And I look up three months later, and Farah is one of our endorsers. And he's sitting there endorsing the vin, and I didn't have anything to do with it. And I looked, went to Dave, I said, did you ever tell him, like, who I am? He's like, no, that's tremendous. So let's just keep it like that. It's. It's. It's a really hard name to mispronounce. Farah. Farah. Farah. Farah. Was I saying Farah Farrah Fawcett? Yeah, Farah Farah. But, but, but who gets upset by the name? Now I'm screwing your Farriston. My name's been messed up since the first grade. I could care less. Call me whatever you want. Spike is pretty easy to remember. Just call me Spike. And I don't. I don't mess that up. But here's why I love this guy. I did not know I loved you, but my shtick on air, I've been compared to the Soup Nazi quite a bit. I don't know if you see my reels on Instagram or anything. Very soup. Notchy Nazi is really. People call in and I bid their cars, and it's just like, okay. I mean, you'll see in a minute, because we'll do it in a minute. But they call me, they describe their car, and I say ten grand, eight grand, five grand. And they want to argue about it. And I just. My. My natural delivery is very much like the. The character that you wrote in the Soup Nazi from Seinfeld. So you don't look old enough to do that. When I was first turned on a seinfeld, it was 1992. Is that correct? Timing sounds right. Okay. And so were you writing for Seinfeld then? No, I was on. I was on Letterman then. Okay. In the 90s. Early 90s. Yeah. So the soup Nazi was later on, probably 97, 98. Did you leave Letterman or were you just doing that on the side? I took off. Okay. I was living in New York and wanted to come out and have a regular life outside of an apartment. I wanted a dog, I wanted a car, and I wanted to live in a place where I could go hiking. I left, moved to LA and got hired on Seinfeld, and that was the first episode I wrote. Really? Yeah. And what was the premise of it and where was the inspiration? Do you remember? We saw it. Well, there's a real Soup Nazi in New York, and that's where we would get soup in the Winter. That's where we would get lunch. And that's the way the guy was. They. It's how I was introduced. We're going to get soup today. I go from where he goes, this place they call the Soup Nazi. I go, why do they call him that? And they go, just don't screw the order up. I'm pretty sure I know how to order soup. And he goes, you don't just listen to what I have for say and do it exactly as I said. And I went. And I was not able to get soup. I was too. I was too arrogant. I didn't listen to the instructions. Oh, you screwed it up. I screwed it up that very first time. So the Farah thing actually is kind of in that vein of what we're talking about, except in that scenario, Farah is the Soup Nazi, right? I. I. Or I said his name improperly. So what? It just. It. It gave me joy that that happened. I so excited to call him after this. I'm. I'm not. Oh, he's going to be. This is going to make my Saturday. He's going to be my. That's. That's what I'm excited about. This is not. I'm not making this up. I know. I can't wait. And when he realizes that he was our endorser, he's going to get more angry. He's gonna go, that guy. Yeah, I remember that guy. So, Richard, in Fort Worth, Texas, you've got a 72C 10 restored. John. We have to get to him next. We got a hard break at the top of the hour here. Heartbreak. Yeah, heartbreak this, heartbreak these, nuts. I'll be back in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf of by cars and the radio for America. Best car buyer. Give me the vin.com. i'm here with Spike. I'm just going to leave it there. Spike's car radio, if you want to look him up on YouTube. And we're going to talk about Jerry Seinfeld's $25 million portion. Just a minute. Medium turkey chili, medium crab bisque. I didn't get any bread. Just forget it. Let it. Excuse me. I think you forgot my bread. Bread. $2 extra. $2. But everyone in front of me got free bread. You want bread? Yes, please. $3. No soup for you. Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com. hit him up now. 800. 800 radio. Want more of the John Clay Wolf show? Check out the largest radio show, show and fastest growing podcast@jcwshow.com or john claywolf.com give me the vet, the John Clay Wolf show. We're in the studio with Spike Ferris and he wrote that skit you just heard, soup Nazi. The guy was with snl. He was with Letterman as a writer. He was Seinfeld as a writer. Now he's got his own podcast called Spike's car radio. You can find it on his YouTube channel. Good morning, sir. Good morning. And I wanted to show you. This probably isn't a good example. Well, yeah, this is a good example. Charles. Charles in North Carolina. Charles in North Carolina, are you there? I'm good. You've got a 16 Mazda CX5 touring one of those long lasting Mazdas that are known for longevity with 192, 000 miles on it and you only want 10,000. Oh, I would, sir. I was shopping on behalf of my, I was shopping on behalf of my wife here. Tell her I'll give two, tell her I'll give two grand. Two grand. I'll tell you what, you, you like to get a bargain, don't you, sir? I mean it's just, it just is what it is. You, you put her on the scale, it shows 140. She's 140. 168. She's 168. 245. You need to get a new lady two grand, Richard. Just go to givemetheven.com if you want to sell for two grand. 72 Chevy. It says C10 restored, but it says four wheel drive, right? Yes. So is it a K10? Because a four wheel drive in 72 was a K10. Okay, well, it's got C10 custom on the side. My grandpa custom ordered this truck. It's been a family heirloom ever since it's been born. Okay, so you've got. Does it say that it's a long bed here? I see. Lb, which my phone screener knows. Yes, but it is a four wheel drive. Are you certain it's a four wheel drive. Then it's a K10. If it was born that way for sure. But that, that, that. But if you want a hundred grand for it and you've had it restored, who did the rest? Oh, David Gardner in Colleyville. Okay, and what did you pay David Gar complete for this rest? Complete frame off restoration, brand new. How much was the bill when you paid Mr. David and you wrote him a check? You probably wrote him several checks. The beginning check, the middle grand in 2000. 8. 60 grand? 50. 50 grand. Okay. 50. Okay. Is the motor an LSA and LSX? Is it something crazy spectacular? Nope. It's a Freight motor from GM. 270 horsepower. 350. You got a 50 grand truck dog. Okay. And I'll. I'll buy them. I have three of them if you want to come out. I'll show you some good ones and your. Sounds good too. But. But it's. It's. If it's a long bed. Gorgeous. Go to go, go to. Give me the bin.com and load it up and I'd like to see some pictures. But I might, I might loading it right now. Okay, cool. Thank you. See, have you seen them? Have you seen the common denominator here, Spike? I have. I want ten grand. It's worth two. I want a hundred grand. It's worth fifty. Okay. I can't believe Miata guy went from ten to two that quickly. Like that. Like that. I didn't want to. I didn't want to say you were stupid, but I didn't want to miss you in case you were. I think that's what they think they did. He didn't even fight back. Okay. By the way, the Mazda, you know that Miata, the most race car in the world. That's a nice little race car. You pick that up for two grand. Now I might. Was it an MX5? I don't know. Oh, I see. I thought it was the suv. And that's the problem with doing these on sight unseen. I was bidding it as that midsize suv. And if it's a Miata, you're right, it's a different animal. There's a second life in that car. Yeah. As a. As a autocrosser, Right? Yeah. So you are in the car world and you're a what I call is a car queer car career. Like I have a friend that I got him a personal license plate in the state of Tennessee. Put 911 hoto j o t o 911 queer. Yeah. I tried to get 911 queer and they wouldn't give him that. I tried to get 911 fag. They wouldn't give it to me or shaking her head over but 911 Hotel. And you are a 911. You're a 911 Hotel. Now I know why there's a rainbow flag behind it on the 95.5 his word choices. So because I watched some of your stick and you're just all over these 911s. You can't stop we like slobbering all over. You say I like Porsches. Yeah, I like them. Yeah, I do. I identify with them, to use your terminology. So what, why you're in the news this week is you or a couple weeks ago is you did a interview with Seinfeld. Seinfeld took his 917 Steve McQueen Porsche race car to Mecham auto auction and it sold on what we call an if, a call for 25 million. I was there that day. I wasn't there that night because I had to come back to do the show. But I, I do business with makeup, I do business with Barrett. I do business with everybody. And they put this car on a. So when they say sold 25 million, take it to the deal, doctor when it was hammered unsold. Oh, well, I mean, but see, sold on a. The bid goes on, right? They'll say the word sold. The bid goes on, right? Or sold, take it to the deal, doctor. Yeah, translation sold ain't sold. Yes. So and a lot of times they, they just ran the bid to that number because that was close to the minimum number. And they might have lost the money $5 million ago. They might, they might have never had money. And I was watching Yalls conversation about this and I could not determine if they ever had money or if they didn't. Do you know if what on the. On the 25 million dollar car. Yes. That sold on the block. Yes. Was it sold on an if or did they even have money in the room? I have no idea. Okay. I think Jerry came on the show and said the deal was done a short time after. And by a short time, I think it was somewhere between that hammer hitting and when he came on the show. Okay. And he didn't quite say. He just said there were some buyers that would prefer to buy this car outside of an auction. TV camera, otherwise known as. And you got to know I'm really into this. Yeah, I bought and sold. I don't know if you know anything about me, but I auction sell 50,000 cars a year. I do more business than Barrett and Mecham combined. And I'm bragging, but I'm telling you the truth. So like on Wednesday afternoon, I'll have seven auctions. I ain't going at one time all over the country. I get it. I know the program. I love Dana, I love Frank. We're friends. But I'm going to bet if I was a betting man that Dana gave him a minimum because Jerry, I was watching him, you know, obviously as a comedian, I'M a fan, but I was listening to y'all, I'm like, oh, Jerry's pretty wily. Jerry's quite the astute wy car trader. Yes, he is. And, and he knew that this car was giving Dana a lot of promotion for his auction. Right. And the proper since we're Farah. Farah Kimi is the right name of the term. I think your old Jewish lawyer was like, ki copyright Casimi. Yeah. So. So, so the big Mecham sailing semi. I'm gonna bet that Dana gave him a guarantee. So how does that work? That means. Spike, I'm gonna. We're gonna sell your car. Okay, go ahead. And if it brings anything north, you know, you're like, oh, I don't. And I can hear Jerry saying that I don't like auctions. I don't. I'm not a public person like that. I don't want to do that. But, but he want. So, so I'm talking him into bringing his car to my auction. We're not going to short sell it. And then Jerry's probably. Well, I don't want to be embarrassed with a no sale, you know, because I could see Jerry going through all these scenarios. So Dana probably at some point said I'll give 20 million and anything over 20 million will split. Right. He might have done a deal like that. And where is the car now then in that scenario, does Dana Meeka moans it could be. Or they got it sold to someone else. Or Dana might have sold it for 17 million to someone else and taken a 3 million dollar haircut. You net. I doubt that. But, but, but you never know what the deal behind the scenes was. Yeah, yeah, but I would bet that he gave him some type of guarantee. Ish. And a lot of times when, like if that guarantee was 20, then it would have made sense for them to run the bid to 25. So the mark is set at 25. So the guys that come in after from Saudi Arabia on the phone. Yeah. Say, you know, hey, I know you had 25, but I'll give 20. Like oh, you know. So sometimes if the mark is 10 million, just say the marks 100 grand, they'll run it to 150. If they don't have money, they'll run it on up there. Oh my God. Did you see that thing? Brought 150 and they didn't sell it. Can you believe they didn't sell it? Why didn't they sell it? That's crazy, isn't it? Isn't it crazy? They can bid up Their own auctions. Well, they're not even. Yes, they can bid up their own cars with their own people. They don't even have to be legitimate. But they're not even doing that. I don't. That's what I'm not. I'm not saying that Mecham's doing that, but I've heard with other auctions. Sure. But what they really do is they just tell the auctioneer, hey, we've got to get to this number. Right. So get it there. And if you don't have anybody, you just got to run it there. Because if it doesn't, if it doesn't sell there, then, you know, but it is. The auctioneer is very dramatic. And it's like, you know, 100. 100. Don't have 100, I guess. Oh, my God, I got 100. 500. 500. And then they get up to like 100. Say they're going to 120,000. 117. 117. Oh, my. 120. We have 120. They have nothing. Right. Sold to the deal doctor for 120. There you go. But really, they needed to get to one. You know, there's just a lot. It's. They wouldn't do all these things if people weren't so goofy. Right. The reason they have to do with this is because nobody in the car buying world can give what they want to give. They always want to beat the dealer. They want to beat the auctioneer. They want to be. Everybody wants to beat everybody. And, you know, car dealers are terrible humans, and they're all hellbound. Not nearly as bad as lawyers, but. But really, it's the people, the customers that makes that happen. Well, look, that car is going to turn up. It's not like that car can go undercover. We're not going to see it. It's going to turn up somewhere. Sure. And what I'm saying is all speculation, theory. I'm not telling you. Fact, I don't. I. I don't know. Everything you said makes perfect sense to me. But I know the car is not with Jerry anymore. Sure. And he's looking around to buy other stuff with his money, however much money. Well, you. Were you with him when he bought it. I had seen this car years ago on La Cienega in Hollywood. What were they asking for then? I. I'm just telling you. I was driving down the street and I looked up in a window and I saw it and I called him and I said, there's something wild in the middle of the city here. That you have to come see. And shortly after, he was in la, and we went down to this symbolic motors, which was, I think, La Cienega in Wilshire. And there's Steve McQueen's 917 from the movie car, the picture car for the movie Le man, with camera mounts and the whole deal. The most intact 917 unraised thing that you could. You could want. And the Steve McQueen craziness was just starting. And I said to Jerry, I go, you've got to buy this car. This is the ultimate Steve McQueen collectible. And he was, you know, nervous, not only about the price, but I remember him going. He goes, what? He goes, look, I'm just a. I'm just a comedian. Why should I own this? This is such an important piece of, you know, automotive racing memorabilia. And, you know, he brought his. His guy Sam in, and we went back and looked at the car for hours, just sitting and staring at it, you know, couldn't believe it. I have great pictures of me sitting behind the wheel. The price was ridiculously high, but Nowhere near the 25. And, you know, eventually Sam and Jerry decided to buy it, and I got to drive it once, which I'll never forget. Is it a secret what the. What he paid for it was back then and how many years ago? So, I mean, it was like a buck and a half, 1.5. How many years ago this would be? 2002. 2001, maybe. And I'll also say that because some of my auctioneer friends right now are frowning at the radio that I just said what I said about how things work. But that's how they were. We all know that. I hear. But there's a. They're so good at it. Like, there's times when I'm like, they don't have any money, right? Yeah, of course, but they do. Yeah. So they have to. They have to flip it around and like, one that they obviously have money on. They want. They kind of to retrain the audience. They have to sell a couple where it kind of. You would think that they don't to say, hey, I do. Right? And I have to do the same thing. Hey, you guys don't think that we have any money. You better get to bid him. Because we do. Boom. Sold. And we have money@givemetheven.com and we're going to buy some cars on the radio right now. As soon as we come back from this quick break. This is the lightning round, where I buy cars quickly on the air. Average, rough or clean year, make, model, miles, Call in during this break. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. And I'll do this right here. Brad, you've got a 02 Thunderbird, 52,000 miles. What. What city in California are you in? Cathedral. Where? San Pedro, California. Is that up or down? Is that. Is that like San Francisco? Is that bay area or is that socal? Socal. SoCal. Okay. O2 Thunderbird with 50,000 miles. You want seven grand is what it says. What's wrong with it? Nothing. Okay, so now what do we do? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Stop selling. Stop selling. Why are you selling me? I already bought it. Something somebody taught me a long time ago is once you get what you want. Shut up. I've got your seven grand. So. So I'm gonna pay for that on Monday, okay? All right. Okay. But between now and Monday, we have a little dilemma. If you want to take my car out for a drive, you need to call and ask me if it's okay because I already bought the. All right, Brad, Good. Quit selling me. I already bought it. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Say, John bought my car for 7,000. Please pay me and hurry up, and we will. All right, thanks. If you'd like to sell yours, calling right now, 800-800-7234. My name is John Clay wolf. I buy cars. The radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com. give me the vin.com is already the best place to sell your car. People say that we are America's best car buyer. Give us your vin number or license plate, and we'll make you a fair and fast offer. And now when you go to givemethevin.com, you could also win big cash. Givemethevin.com is giving away 25 grand in cash. Cash every month in the givemetheven.com big cash giveaway. Sell us your car to increase your odds of winning. No purchase necessary. For official rules, go to givemetheven.com sell us your car. Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com. so easy you can do it in your underwear. Now back to the John Clay wolf Show, presented by GiveMeTheVin.com. hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 Radio. This is the John Clay wolf show. Okay, we're gonna do some quick bids on some cars. Christina. Las Vegas. A 2010 Honda Fit with 170,000 miles is worth two grand. Two grand. Two grand. Yep. Candace in Las Vegas. 06 King Ranch. 200,000 mile four wheel drive. Do you know if it's got any motor problems or has been bulletproof to the. The, the diesel problems from the 6 liter have been worked out. From what I know, all problems have been worked out. Does it have the sunburn from the Vegas sun on the top panels, the roof and the hood so it's good paint? No. Yes. Okay. Probably five, six, seven thousand. I need to see pictures of. Go to givethevin.com and load it up. 200,000. Mile 06 King Ranch. We've got a hard ass Oklahoman here. I'm sure your truck has extremely high miles and you want way too much money. Are you there? Yes. Tell me about your rig. Hey, John. I've already sold you my truck. Okay. 2018 Frontier Four Wheel Drive have got 50, 59,000 miles and you guys beat CarMax by 500 bucks. Just like. There you go. Get you some of that home girl. Thank you for calling in. Thank you. Peter in Dallas. Oh, an 82 Pontiac Trans Am. It says MSE. I don't know what that is. Did they write that down wrong? No, that's correct. It's a motorsport edition. Okay. Those cars were ugly that year. You know that, right? So we're, I mean we want us. Right now we're talking about an ugly baby. You're talking about one of 94 cars that were produced in that year. Okay. Specifically by David Mecham. By who? I don't know how ugly that is. No, no, no. I'm just saying that that body style of car is not jumping yet. But, but if this msc, I am not familiar with it. So you said it's one of how many? 94. Okay, so 94 rigs, what color were they? All the same color scheme. It's white with a black pinstriping on the bottom all the way around the vehicle. It's got the gold wheels. No, they're. They're not gold. Okay. They're chrome. Okay. How many miles are on it? 68,000. Okay. I don't know the car, so I'm not gonna bid it. But I. I can figure these things out quickly. So I'm gonna have to call you back. Does 10 grand buy it? No, just 15 grand buy it? No. What buys it? 25. Okay, 25 grand buys it. Let me get smart and figure this out and call you back. Is it a stick or an automatic? It's an automatic. Okay. Don't be insulted by my 10 and 15. I'm just trying to figure out what it's really where we're at. I mean I was bidding as a normal one. Let me keep, let me keep moving. All right. Richard, you have an unfinished project, is that correct? An unfinished 88 Ford F150 man. More or less. I probably put a hundred thousand on it myself. Second owner. 306, four speed, four wheel drive can. It's had some storm damage and needs some work, but it's a good builder. I'm just gonna have 1500 port. Yeah, that's really not my bag dog. I'm not, I don't know, just stick it on whatever. I, I just, I don't know. I'm not much of a junk guy unless it's crazy high desirable in the 88 Ford truck. I mean I've got an 88 Ford short bed that's worth 25 grand. That's perfect. Four wheel drive, short bed. It's incredible. But I mean to get that truck. Yeah. And so that makes it worse. But to get your truck to the condition my truck's in, it costs 40. So it's totaled. So it's really beauty. Is the eye of the beer holder on this one and it sounds like you're holding the beer. All right. My name is John Clay Wolf of by Cars and Radio America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com. we will be right back with Spike. He's live in studio. I'm coming in from KOS in LA today. The guys are back at the ranch in Walnut Springs and right after this song. We'll be right back. Thanks you're. We may not look like it listening but we are actually kind of hip to the John Clay Wolf Show. Why does it have to be so? And check out the podcast@jcwshow.com or john claywolf.com Scientists hoping to revive the extinct woolly mammoth have taken a first step by genetically engineering a long haired woolly mouse. Now it's on to step two. Getting it drunk enough to have sex with an elephant. We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show. America's largest weekend morning show. 880, 800 radio. And check out the podcast@jcwshow.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show. Good morning America. My name is John Claywolf. Thanks for tuning in. This Saturday, March 15th, the Ides of March. Or is the 15th the Ides of March 9th? Whatever. Yeah, I think that's right. Beware of the Ides of March. We've got Spike fair in in the studio with us. He's a fellow car dog. He has his own podcast called Spike's Car Radio. If you put that on YouTube, you will see his car podcast. He was a writer for snl, Letterman, Seinfeld. We talked earlier. He developed a soup Nazi skit. And you are right now auctioning off a motorcycle on Bring a Trailer. On Bring a trailer. My 1966 triumph Bonneville bought, I think in the same year Jerry bought his 917, he pointed out the other day. And all proceeds for this are going to the Pali High Palisades High School booster club to help rebuild the damage from the fires. So 100%. And it's also tax deductible. So you make, you, you get a nice donation, you get to feel good helping the kids at Pali High. And you get my personal 66 Triumph Bonneville motorcycle, which I've been working on since I bought it from a lumberjack in Canada in 2003. Wow. Is it already surpassed the value of a normal of what the bike should bring? Because a lot of times those charity auctions go real high. They do. Yeah. We're up to $10,500, which is nice. I've dumped so much. I was looking at all the sales receipts for this and you know, I'm just dumping thousands of dollars into it. Every year since 2003, working with this flat track racer, Sonny Nutter, who is a famous old flat track motorcycle racer. He's got a place down at Santa Monica airport and he and I would just work on it every year. And I, and I, you know, about 10 years ago, I just got it right. I got the right formula, the right carbs, breathers on it. And the thing is just, you know, I won't ride it for, for four months. Kick it second kick it kicks right over starts and then I'm blasting down the road. So if you would like to buy this bike and make a charitable donation, tax exempt is bring a trailer. And if you go to the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page right now, it should be posted up there. Is it posted up there? Yes. Okay. Haven't seen. Oh, yes, it is. JD and there's. There's no storm damage to it. That's whatever that is. I was trying to go into the Palisade yesterday and I was, you know, Pablo Escobar and El Chapo's guys were in the middle of the road. Yeah, yeah. Guns. Yeah. We've got our guys there. Yep. And you are not getting through. No. At all. No. There's no line of bs. No. I told a lie and said that Peter Tilden was my brother. Why did you want to go? What did you want to say? I want to see it. Yeah, we all do. Terrible. Have you seen it? I've only seen it through social media and I've seen some of it from various vantage points high, you know, where I live. But is it just gone is all you're seeing is mountain with. Yeah, pretty much the name. The whole town disappeared overnight. It's, it's, you know, the kids and the families that live there. I mean it's hard to even describe. But you know, the only analogies are these natural disasters that we've seen over the years or like even wartime, you know, bombing of a place. Like it's just gone. It's gone. You were talking. I'm switching gears back to cars because we only have limited time and I want to get some points out of you. So you were talking about Steve McQueen. We were talking about Jerry Seinfeld's 25 million dollar Porsche. That was a Steve McQueen movie car that sold at Mecham for right around 25 million the other day. And he bought it for way less than that 20 years ago. So I own, I own a Paul Newman car with Adam Corolla and it's the one, if you're familiar with Adam's collection. This one hasn't shown yet. So we bought it about four months ago and it's a 77308 Ferrari and it's sitting in my museum down in Texas right now. And when we bought it together, he said, well, if you got to promise me you won't sell it until it's time. Yeah, when? Let me do an Adam. You know, John, I know that you'd sell your mother's soul for a nickel, but you can't sell this car because one of these days, because Adam's got about 12 of these Paul Newman cars. Yeah, he said, you know, the 9:38th every. I mean the 935. All you hear about this 9:35. And then he's got this. And this is the second best car in the collection. And we're going to take right now the Paul Newman collection. Adams Paul Newman collections on display up in Reno at the American Automotive Museum. And we're moving the whole thing out to Talladega. Talladega next December. They're building a new room to put this collection in. So this one's going in it. And it also came with the transport, which is the original Ford for one and a half ton. That was hauling the thing around. And on the side it says team manager Gene Hackman. Oh, wow. Which is pretty cool. Yeah, that's great. I'll send you some pictures of this. Yeah, it's pretty neat, but it's really been out of sight for a long time. Uhhuh. Do you think Paul Newman from a collector point of view has peaked? Is peaking or is down? Well, it's. The watch really screwed everybody up. It. Yeah, it did. The watch we're talking about, real quick. I know. Ask a question just to color this in. Paul Newman's Rolex Normal ass Rolex his wife gave him sold at Sotheby's for $18 million. Right. About five years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So where do you think we are on The Paul Newman versus Steve McQueen index? You know, it's really funny. Both of those names are really significant to car values, but the guys who find them, find those names to be significant are dying. They're disappearing. So, you know, how long does it go? It's, it's quite, it's really hard to say. I even think the interest in the Steve McQueen stuff is starting to finally, you know, fade. But as you know, it comes down to two drunk billionaires frequently, right? Two drunk guys who want the same thing and then the number gets bid up. But hard to, hard to really say. I mean, I always approach a car buy not, not really. It's never about the money. It's. I always ask myself this question, if the value of this thing goes away, will I be happy driving it on a Saturday? Right? That's, that's the metric I use. And you know, I've been lucky like you in that I bought carefully and made money on a lot of cars. But I've also had cars that when they go down like, like I had a Ferrari Dino for, for many years and sometimes the value of that car would just collapse. And I. Up and down and they go up and down. But I found I would be driving it more and happier when, when the value was down because I didn't worry about it so much. And then when the value was up, I'd be happy that there was some money maybe in my bank account if I ever wanted to sell it. But I found I drove it less, you know, so, you know, that's how I always think. So it's like being with a really good looking gal and she's so good looking that you're scared somebody's going to steal her from you. But if she's missing a tooth and you're like, hey, nobody's going to steal her from, you know, I can enjoy her more. Here's what it's about. It's about you. If this makes you happy, if this guy is significant to you, then you do it, then you buy it, and that's all that matters. What is the most, the biggest spread that you've had on a car and how long did you have to hold it? I had this 68 Trans Am race car that I had probably for three years that I. I think I picked it up for 300 and sold it for close to a million. It was a car that was on a. On a Porsche poster that I really liked. This little red polar red 911. And we know. When I found out that this was the car I had bought, I got it. I got the exact emblems. I made it look exactly like the poster car. It was raced by one of the Smothers brothers at one point, you know, and. And again, like, I didn't know the car was gonna be worth that. I. I just bought the car because I loved the story. Right. You know, and I just bumped into it in, in the Valley one day and said, boy, I want that. Can you make enough money doing what your resume has been to have assets like you're talking about, or do you have other business interests that created the capital to be able to play this game? That's a nice way of saying what I just said. No, I've always worked in entertainment. That's the only thing that I do. Okay. Yeah, yeah. And. And what? So you're a writer? Are you a comedian? I. I guess you could call me that. I call myself a comedy guy. Okay. I've. I've done comedy on television. I've done monologues. Does that make me a comedian? Not in the traditional stand up sense, no. Right. But I am a comedy guy and I'm a car guy. Gotcha. I went. I was up in Reno, and Mike August, Adam's guy's like, oh, yeah, you're opening for Adam tonight. He said, cars. This is a car crowd. It'll be fine. I'm like, okay. He said, you can do it. So I grabbed some index cards and we're up in the green room, and I start writing down a shtick. And then right before, I mean, this is 20 minutes before we're on. That's rough. And. And then, you know, it's now it's five minutes before we're on, and Adam's like, let me see, let me see what you got there. Wolf, let me go over this. I'm like, dude, there's no time. I mean, you should have done this yesterday. Yeah, I've been glad to do it on the plane ride up here from. From LA Arena. We could have done this. I'm out of time. I don't even want to hear your comments now because you'll just screw up what I've written down and how I'm going to deliver it. And then I got up there and started cursing, and it was funny, but I'd never done stand up before. And I. I went down the path of least resistance with cursing. And did it work? It worked. It was fine. I didn't need it. Do what, Spike? This is what John does. And anytime there's a comedian on, he wants to make sure everybody knows that he's all also a comedian because of this one experience. So does this make him a comedian here? No, it didn't work. I also know it didn't work, but I'm just. I'm being nice. So it's not official. How are you officially a comedian? What? What? Officially, I'm not. What's the spec? You? Yeah, to be. It's like a comedian. You got to get out and be, you know, seven days a week. You're on a stage in front of people kind of suffering, trying to figure out your act for years. But I've been doing that on the radio for 19 years. Yeah, you. You could call yourself a radio comedy adjacent guy. Okay, Radio comedy adjacent. Yeah, it's very apt. It's very apt. Rcaj. Yes. That's what you could do. Well, radio Jason guy. We have to go to break. Okay. My name is John Clay Wolf and I'm a radio comic adjacent guy. And I'm also, ironically, a. A decent car buyer. Last time I checked. Really good at that. But in his eyes, I'm probably not good enough. No, you're excellent. I'm really up now. Don't build me up now. You've already ruined. Just horn my dream. Be what you are. Be the ball, Bobby. Be the ball, Danny. My name is John Cleveland. Be right back. Oh, yeah. We're back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com Now, John Clay Wolf. Spike, is Stevie Wonder really blind? He is. Sure. I've worked with him. He is. He's really blind. Is he blind as a bat or just half blind? He's. He. Look, you know, I, I was pitching him a top 10 list back in the day for David Letterman, and he said, this is great. He Goes, read it to me. So there's the proof he's brought blind. And then he said, look, this is really funny, Spike, but I'm gonna write my own version of it. It's a scary thing to hear when you're a letterman writer and you've been sent to get these 10 jokes. And then did you tell him to take a left and run in there so we can grab some coffee? I. He's driving. I said, this is fantastic. I go, okay, get to work on that, but do this one first as a warm up. And he did. All right. And then, and then he said, I'll be ready with mine. And then I just got out of there. Out of the tower records. Remember tower? I remember tower records. What city were y'all in? New York. Okay. Yeah, New York. How many years did you Write on Letterman? 5. Did you do the top 10 list a lot? I. I wrote it every day. Yeah. Yeah, but it was. I think it was invented by Steve o'donnell. But. So there was years where you wrote the top 10 list on the letterman show every day? Well, all the writers did. Okay. You would get a top you'd first get and they'd ask you to come up with 10 ideas that day for a topic. And then once Dave picked one, then you'd have to write 25 jokes in about an hour and then send them in to Dave and he would circle them and they'd be assembled into a list. How many writers? Around 10, 13. Gosh. Yeah. Yeah, it was fun. So how long have you known Jerry Seinfeld? Probably since those letterman days. Yeah, for a long time. So were you ever. Were you a full time writer on a seinfeld or just a plug in here and there? No, I was full time writer. Okay. Yeah, I was full time writer. You know, Jerry and I. You know all these guys, these comedy guys. Not all of them, but a lot of them. Leno, Letterman, Seinfeld, they're all car guys too. So when they find another car guy like Jerry saw my beat up 74911 in the parking lot on my first day and said, whose car is that? Is this a new guy? Spike ferrison. He goes, oh, right idea, wrong car, get him to sell it. It's a piece of. Dump it. We're live, remember? This is not about. I'm saying he. That's his quote. But you know, you, I. You'd get close to these guys because, you know, car guys don't have any other car guys to talk to a lot in entertainment. So, like Even Letterman, too. He goes, hey, there's a car guy up there, Spike. Yeah, invite him up. I've got a, like a ground effects rabbit. I just saw an auto week he should buy with his first paycheck, you know, and you'd be like, oh, hey. Hi, Dave. So, you know, you'd have these funny relationships with these guys, and that's kind of where the car and comedy thing started for me. Speaking of cars and comedy, Adam and I, Corolla, want to do a not. Not like Jerry's. What's this thing? Cars and coffee. Comedians. Cars getting coffee. Yeah. Yeah. So we want to do a big car show down here in Southern California. Yeah. And they've done it at the Peterson, but that's kind of stiff. I have a vision of a big car show with a lot of Hispanics. Yes. Because that's who really comes to car shows in drones. So we need Hispanics, and I need a good Hispanic comedian to be one. But anyway, you know, Adam and Jay, they do a lot of stuff together. And so. But we need a couple more big names, and we want to have a car show and then roll it into the theater and do a comedy show. Yeah. And I need your help. Okay, okay, whatever you need. I need. I need a great Mexican comedian to get all the car guys out. Would you have a list of names? Oh, you know, I met Ralphie Barbosa over at. Do you ever heard of him? No. He's pretty popular right now. I don't have a list of names. That's why I need your help. What about Tom Segura? Don't know him, but it sounds great. He's good. We have to talk more about that later, John, because we got a hard break here in 15. We got a hard break, Spike, right now. And we will be back in just a moment with more of the John Claywell show right here on. Well, actually, only things next. We're going to lose everybody and every time zone except the west time zone. West time zones next. But you can still catch us because we're going to be live for a little bit on the stream@jcwshow.com on the YouTube channel. Be right back. Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Is this Led Zeppelin? Which Led Zeppelin song is this? I'm in a groove I'm in a groove we're gonna groove. Yeah, Deep cuts. I am in a groove. I'm in a groove here with Spike Ferrison. My name is John Claywolf. We're talking about cars. He did this thing with Jerry Seinfeld recently, and that's what caught him on my radar, thank goodness. I'm glad to meet you here today. And we're discussing having this car show in car show with comedian, a comic show after it down in the Los Angeles area. And cars and coffee is a thing. But I was thinking more of a larger event, more. Little less stuffy. Because when we're talking, you're ragging on McLaren and Lambo people. No, yes. No, I heard you. I'm dragging on a certain portion of lamborghini guys and McLaren guys that crash after car events because they have more money than they have skill. It's. And I can't. I don't want to. I don't want to make a big generalization about all of them. Please do. Because I love McLarens and I love Lamborghinis, but there's a certain segment of each of those owners that are very disrespectful drivers that crash after cars and coffee that. That race through stop signs at 90 miles an hour. You know what I mean? Are they bitcoiners? Yeah, let's say they're bitcoiners. They are bitcoin. I know because I sell these cars. But here's what happens. Here's what happens. We get lumped into. When. When that happens, and when there's something goes wrong, the entire car community suffers. On, like, next door, the app. These car people have to go. Which is how our Malibu Country Mart Cars and coffee got shut down. The Lamborghini guys, they're all like, the Lamborghini guys, they all have to go. So is the Porsche guy a higher cut of human being than The Lamborghini and McLaren guy? Well, yes. Okay. But it's racism, no pun. No, I think that there are. There look, there's some bad Porsche drivers out there too. Okay. But not like Mustang drivers. The Mustang drivers crash an awful lot. I was going to Mustangs in a moment. You jumped on me. But do you think that Lambeau and McLaren guys are more cocaine infused? Oh, absolutely. Okay. Yeah. That's a proven fact. Okay. And. And the Porsche guys, were they previous Lambo and McLaren guys that graduated and grew up? No. Okay. No, no, no. They're lost in the land of Porsche. I mean, Lamborghini and McLaren, they get lost there, and it only gets worse for them. Gotcha. Yeah. Mustang guys are. They're terrible. Yeah. We're actually planning a car show in Dallas. Did you ever watch? And I'm sure you hate him. So many people don't like him, but they don't really know him like I know him, but. Do you know Richard Rollins from Gas Monkey? Yeah. Yeah, I do. He's a good guy. I've hung out with him. Okay. He. He's one of my better buds. Yeah. And he's opening this restaurant in Frisco area, and we're gonna have a car show, and the city is worried about it, so they're passing. They're passing a law that says if you burn out, you lose your car. Right now that's pretty heavy. Yeah. And I'm like, is that legal? I wish we had your Jewish lawyer on the show right now. Why do you have to say Jewish? I don't. I just. I shouldn't. I take it back. Angry Jewish lawyer. Yeah, that's better. I've been attacked by a few of those guys before, and I'm PTSD by lawyers. Yeah, a lot of people have. Yeah. Just don't do anything wrong. So you were saying these, like. Like the car show event, if you plan it and you have alcohol with it, you're gonna get sued. Yeah. Yeah. You don't want to have alcohol at your car event for obvious reasons. Somebody leaves that event drunk and hurts somebody, you're on the hook. It's bad. What about a concert? I mean, Taylor Swift? You don't think people are wasting a Taylor Swift concert? You're not a concert. I'm not a comedian, and I'm not a concert. No, you're not Taylor Swift. I want to have a concert at the end of it where we have a big comedy show, not some half baked standing on a flatbed trailer. You know, everybody's doing it for free and they don't give a damn. I want to do a real one. Gabriel Iglesias is the guy you want. Okay. Jay. Adam. Gabriel. There you go. That's a show. Najeri's too good, right? What? For what? To do that with us. You want me to ask Jerry to do it? Do I look like his agent? I did not ask you to ask Jerry anything. I'm not asking him anything. I asked you if Jerry's too good. Is he too good? Yeah, he loves all of the guys I've just mentioned. Okay. Yeah, I just didn't know if he would be interested. But I wasn't asking you to ask him. Why don't you send me your demo reel of comedy? No, no, no, no, no. Not for me. I'm not. I'm not a comedian. I didn't know if he would be interested in doing this Comedians Car Show Day. In Southern California. And I know you can't speak on his behalf because you were already described. You were not his agent. I'm not his manager. You're not his manager? No. Is his lawyer around? I, I do that. That's where I do get my money. Anyway, I, I, I think we should have some of the old and some of the new. Okay. And then the new guys that have these monster followings. I think they would be non snobby car people like you. Car snob. I am not. Absolutely. No, I am very welcoming. No, you're a car snob. What do you mean? You're too good for McLaren. You're too good for Lamborghini. You're 100 Porsche. Anybody who drives a Mustang is white trash. And you sit over there in your hangar and you're behind that wall and judge people. I just drove a Lamborghini. The Revue Welto. And I loved it. I loved every second in it. Except for the price. Except for the 700 grand. Well, you were looking at the wrong one. You should have called me. I sold one for 730 the other day. I lost 20,000. And I love McLarens too. They're one of the easiest cars. I remember being in traffic in, in a new McLaren and thinking, I can't believe this is car goes so fast. And I'm so relaxed. They're really good. Track five miles an hour. They're really. And then they're great on the track too. I've had them up at Thermal. They're awesome. It's not the car. It's. Sometimes it's the people who buy the car that cause the problem. Well, would you like to start like a foundation to try to fix that? No. We've got to un Lamborghini. So in my world you got Ferrari. So like Ferrari guy, Lamborghini guy, are two different guys? Not necessarily. I've had, I've had my run ins with the Ferrari guys too. I was, My life was threatened by a Ferrari guy who I said, you really shouldn't drive like that. New Ferrari guys and new Lamborghini guys. Let's put it this way. Yeah. So, so new Ferrari guys, his assistant calls the Ferrari dealership and lines up the order. Yeah. And then when the car comes in, his assistant handles. He runs a hedge fund. He's this, he's at. Right. And Lamborghini guy just sold his concrete company. Yeah. No. And he has a Harley Davidson that he's going to trade in. And why he's there, he's got a new wife that used to be a stripper. And they've got that Resto Mod Bronco that he goes ahead and buys that too, with his winnings from the concrete contracting company he just sold. So he buys himself a new Lamborghini and he buys her a Jeep. Here's how it really goes. All right. These guys make their own phone calls, but they call Ferrari dealership and a guy, they go, you can't get it. I'm sorry. And they're rude. Sure. Right. You got to buy 10 Ferraris before we can get you that one. So he immediately goes down to Lamborghini and maybe it doesn't work out there. What? It doesn't. He buys the McLaren, they go, we got plenty of those. Just come on down. Call Ethan Lawrence in Scottsdale, Arizona, as many as you want, and he will get you one. He buys a lot of them for me. Yeah, yeah. All right. The contractor things real, though. I've. I've been. So we get the phone calls on the trade ins. Yeah. And it's just interesting that the different characters that buy the different cars. But I. What is the largest car show in Southern California? If there is one that you're aware? You mean like what? August nights up in Reno is a big car show? Yeah, yeah. Is there a. Is there a deal like that down here? We like Luftacult the Porsche crowd. Luft gekult. God, it's. It's your own language. You're so snobby. It's Pat Long's event. It's. It's mostly in la, but sometimes it's around the world and it's where all the. The Porsche people get together. It's kind of our mecca. It's our religious thing. Do you know Bo Bachman at Galpin? Oh, very well. That guy has the best cars in the city. I don't know him, but I do have a Galpin Bronco. Okay. So his, his collection of. If you probably. I know. Oh, no, no. You're too good for this. I've seen those show rides from Big Daddy Roth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got the best. He's got the look, you know. My favorite car is my Ford Bronco. Yeah. And Jim Farley is on my show next week and we're talking about that. Jim Farley got me the CEO of. Yeah, yeah. Of Ford. I watched him race at Laguna last summer. He's legit. He's legit. He was running a 57 vet. Maybe he talked about. I said, how can they. There must be someone next to you before you get Into a race car going, look, dude, you're running this multi billion dollar company. Don't. Don't crash. And he goes, yeah, yeah, it's my wife. No, he can run. I watched that guy. I went and hung out with Adam and Matt, Carol and Matt de under at Laguna last summer and watched this whole thing. Yeah. And have you ever been g race cars? I've been on the racetrack, but I've got nothing to prove. I'm really just a driver. I love to drive. That's it. On the weekends. That's how I relax. My life during the week is very stressful. What do you do right now, during the week? Right. For whom? Well, I'm working on something with Mr. Seinfeld that I can't really announce. Mr. Couple of movies, Mr. Sister. We have a TV show. There's all sorts of little things that we have in development, but we. But most of my week is spent writing, writing that stuff. I'm up in my office writing. So on the weekends, I like to get in a car like here. Today I'm in the new electric G Wagon. Just the drive from the west side to Burbank in the G Wagon was relaxing. It was nice. Is it yours or did they give it to you too? Press cars, right? I'm reviewing the car next week. Charlie, what are you driving this week? A. What am I driving? Oh, F Sport, a Lexus rc. Okay, well, he. They like him more than they like. Yeah, I know. I was gonna say that's a lot. That's a lot different than when I'm driving. That's all he got, a G. Now, my audience has money, I hear, so I like to drive cars and SUVs that they are interested in. Marcos and Cal. What you got you there? You're in the air. Yeah, I'm here. I'm here. Admittedly. Listen, I'm an electric car guy now. I'm driving a beautiful new Polestar 3, which I'm really enjoying very much after having Teslas and trying to recover from that experience. But my point was about the Lamborghini and the car show thing. And of course it's absolutely true. It's a different breed of human with less genes than the normal auto owner. For the most part, being in la, listening to those guys, I totally agree. It's a genetic mutation and there's just a problem with those guys. And they do have a. They've affected many cars and cops. Eddie in California. Good morning, guys. Good morning. Your program this morning. Awesome. Hey, first of all, Ralph Barbosa is an awesome comedian. Southern California, if you're looking for a car show, Fluffy doesn't get bigger than that in a Hispanic comedian. He's got a massive Volkswagen collection. So I'm sure he would be probably happy to show some of that offer. You could draw on that he's also a comedy adjacent car guy. I was just thinking that's probably as big a draw as you're gonna get. You guys touched on it earlier, but he is hilarious. He sold out Roger Stadium. Yeah. It's a good john in Las Vegas. Hey, how's it going, guys? Good, good. Long time first. Hey, Mike, can we talk a little bit about your brother who's probably way more interesting than you? If you want to go ahead. Bike brother has been the cue card guy Saturday Night Live for how many years? Right? That's right. Since I got him that job many years ago. Yes. Undercut every. Everybody loves Spike's brother. I can't say that about Spike, but everybody loves Spike's brother. That's all I wanted to say. What do they say about Spike? What do they say about Spike? Yes, please. No, no. You want to hear it? I don't read enough about it in the comments. What do you get? Spike is a good guy. There's, you know, he's not nearly as controversial as your buddy Adam Carollo. So I just met him today, but I feel like. Thank you. I'm going on Adam's show next week, by the way. I'll relate that to him. What day? I think Monday. I told you to set that up for years. Hang on. I got a. At my publicist. All right, thank you. So did. Was that already happening or did you set that up? They cut me out. No, I did not set that up. Okay. Because I said, amir, get Spike and get Jerry and let's go over to Adams and have redo this 25 million dollar deal. I can do a better job on the backside and get down to the core and figure this out. That's what I told her. Well, there are other cars. Yeah. All right. Well, if you wanted to invite me over to that, I might show up. Oh, what? What? Put together a tight five minutes. What? What? I'll get you on a zoom with Jerry. I am. You know what? I spent. I spent 3 hours ISO with Jason Alexander one day. He is George Casamsa. He is the best. He doesn't think he is, but he's absolutely. Because the more comfortable he gets. He just turned into him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's our timer look like, boss man? Go we gotta go. We gotta go. We've got to go to the lightning round. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio spike is leaving now and I'll keep you posted on this car show thing that we're brewing on. Thank you. Well, I feeling better now that we're through. Feeling better, baby, I'm over you. I love my lesson, baby. The John Clay Wolf show has been a presentation of givemethevin.com from the Westwood One Radio Network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show.