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Behind the soundboard, keeping us all straight and nice DJ Pre K back there in Darun. Hola. Back answering the phones. Real call me. Just chat, you know, 800. Talk about whatever. Radio 107,234. Let's go and check it out. There is a. There is a lot going on. It's springtime. Springtime. Springtime. Baseball all over the world. Yeah. And March Madness has come down to. We finally have the elite eight. Yes. As you finally learned that it's called the elite eight. Yeah. I swear, like, last. What were you telling me last? Were you. I thought you were saying the lead eight. Yeah. I don't know. I feel bad for these guys because you got the sweet 16, right? And those. Those were good teams. Not a lot of surprises this late in this season, would you say, Charlie? Yeah, it's chalk. Pretty much, yeah. I mean, these. These means ones, twos, three, four. You know, you're your favorites. When we go to four, is it Fabulous four. Is it obvious? No, no. It's the final four. G final. That's just what I did. That's just what I did because I thought Turley was saying the lead 8. I thought they needed a popular, you know, a more cutesy name. Right. And I was making up all kinds of stuff. And then I finally understood he was saying the Elite. Elite, Which I accept. Hateful Eight. Oh, right. The hateful. Yeah, Hateful Eight. And it's not The Fabulous Four. Not the Fabulous Four. What would be the two, then? The championship game. It's pretty simple. Nothing cute. There's no name. Finals. There's no funny name. The final. I just call everything the super bowl when it comes down to that point. Right. You guys, ratings are doing really well. A lot of people are watching it, and not really because of some of the announcing. Because actually here's a little. Here's a few clips. They sound dirty, but they're really not. Kilan, here's Caleb Love penetrating. You've got to make him use the ball screen. He's got a good looking stroke. He's got a incredible pace about him. Take it to the rim and hammer it. And Biddle gets a piece, but he's able to finish. Finish nuts. I mean, think about this. Speaking of gay. Well, you know, might be a little bit. Did he say finish in the butt? Right? No. Ew. What's on your mind? Say that. John. He did say take it to the rim. Speech impediment. Terence, what's on your mind? Wow. 7.7 earthquake. Denmark. Actually, it was in Bangkok. Speaking of the Elena Gomez yesterday. Yes, Selena Gomez. She got. She got killed 30 years ago. Selena. Selena. Oh, no, it's not. Not Gomez on the street. We just got him out of college. Except he's been wrong for the first two stories. Terrence, thank you for the two story update. Please continue to call in with important news updates such as Selena Gomez was killed 30 years ago in the building. Earthquake in Denmark. There was an earthquake in Denmark. In the building. There was a murder in the building and it was selena Gomez. Yes, 30 years ago. Thank you. Thank you. Hey. And her little crazy lady that shot us trying to get out. And they said no. Yeah, yeah. She's not getting out. What a deal. We found a good use for Terrence, though. These news updates are great. We got to get an open Bobbo. He's like Frankie, the. The special needs retard? No, the special needs weatherman. Thank you. Is there one? Oh, yeah. Can you do it, Bob? Hurricane war. He's in Connect Canada. That's not very good. Frankie McDonald. That's his name. Frankie McDonald. Frankie McDonald. Frankie McDonald. What's going down on the south coast of Texas this week? I heard there's a lot of rain. Corpse crystals. Hurricane warning, high waters. Free beast. South Padre. Go on. There it is. Third grade warning. Spring break time. Have fun in water. Get wet. Everybody's wet. Have fun in water. Get wet. Have fun and water. Get wet. Bring your duckies. Bring Your duckies and your swimmies. It doesn't sound anything like. No, it didn't. It did. That's a good one. That's a good one. Yeah. That's good. I'll take it. Selena. Selena Gomez that. He's so sorry. She died 30 years ago. There were some fat pictures on the Internet. People were kicking on her about it, saying she looks like she's through seven kids in a row. Damn. Wow. Who the killer or Selena? No, the other Selena. This. He's gotten confused. Yeah, her tamale body's coming in. That's fine. Tamale. That's what happened. I mean, if Lunchy Panocci. It happened to her, too. Yeah. Remember her? A little curve Gonna hurt no one, right? When they start with a little curve at 19. Yeah. Tamale Mama's coming. It's a big curve at 26. Big curve at 26. That's what she's saying about in the song Turn Up Turley. Oh, yeah. I was going to actually. Selena Gomez that you're talking about, but. Oh. Bitty bitty bomba. This translation of my ass is getting big and fat off of tamales. Oh, it's gonna be a good show. Bitty bitty, bitty, bitty, bitty pop bop. Every bitty is a tamale Slammed. And bop bop is a pound on the ass. There's a lot. You gotta count them. Yeah, there it is. How many bitties is there? Count the bitty. Here we go. Four. Four. Yeah. So that's four tamales. Four tamales, £2 on the ass. Bob's count. You guys love fat bottom girls. You know you do. Of course we do. She's fixing it. Hungry. Listen, dinner time. Yeah, I don't. I don't hear that. What you're hearing at all. I don't know a lot of Spanish, but it's really Selena Gomez's ass that she's singing about. Oh, 30 years prior to her birth. She knew. Yeah, she knew. Hey, Matt, why we're dissecting Spanish? What's going on in Oklahoma? You hard ass, high mileage driving son of a. The Oklahoma hard ass, everybody. It's not just mad. It's all of them with 300,000 mile trucks that want what they paid for it 20 years ago. All right. What up, Matt? Hello? Hey, can you hear me? Yeah. Bitty bitty bomb bop. Hey. Yeah, tell me something. You're on there. You called me. I didn't call you. Yeah, I'm trying to get rid of my 2014 F350 Platinum. Yeah, it's got a lot of miles, but it's in pretty good shape. So. Sound like you're selling. What's that trying to get? You sound like you're trying to pawn your sister off on somebody. She's got a lot of miles on her. Pretty good shape. Yeah. Six inch lift, 35 inch tires. What else? BMW gooseneck hitch. Does she have a tamale ass on her? She does. No, you don't. So it's not a dually single wheel? No, it's not a dually. Yeah, a dually is a tomorrow. You didn't know that, did you? Yeah. No, I don't know. I mean I've got to sell this thing on a green light to get any money on it. So what's wrong with it? But 300000 miles. There's got to be a check engine light. There's got to be a blow by on the turbo. There's going to be something. No check engine light, no check engine lights. It's got a lot of miles. Finished. That didn't delete it. It has been deleted. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Screw the epa. Screw creepies. Screw the government. Cut them catalytic converters off, boys. We're in Oklahoma. We're going to a million miles at 27 miles a gallon. Blow that black smoke. Rolling coal. Does 15 grand buy it? Not quite. I think I owe 18, 7 on it. I don't drive. I don't drive it very often. So it's just sitting in my driveway. I work every weekend. It's going to continue to sit there. I mean. So your payoff in the market value are not in common have nothing to do with one another. Yeah. You just looked a gift horse in the mouth, Matt. And you turned it down, boy. I'm hanging up. Offer rescinded. We're buying cars like candy bars here. Except from Oklahoma. Except from Oklahoma. Because the boys at Oklahoma roll their miles back all wrong. But we are paying a little extra because the tariff thing has popped the market up a bit. So go to give me the VIN right now. Sell it before Trump pulls the tariff thing back. Because as long as this tariff things on, which is I believe a negotiation ploy, it's gonna drive the market up and I'll get hung with a lot of them at the end. But that's just what I do. Don't you feel sorry for me, Bob? Absolutely. I feel sorry for me. Gigi, do you feel sorry for me? Of course I do. Yes, of course. That's a good betting opportunity. Charlie. Will. Will he resend it April 2nd is the day, right? What's he calling it over under International one ever make it? Yeah. Wait, what's the over under that? It'll never happen on April 3rd? I don't know. I mean, is that what you're saying? Because he wants to make a betting like what's the odds? I guess we have to say he's already love him. Send it a few. I mean he does use it as a negotiating tactic anyway. The market we're buying like we're drunk again a little bit because we're imagining the market's going to go up. So sell us your car right now@givemethevin.com and if you want to call in during this, we're going to take a music break. Then we're going to come back and bid cars live on the radio at 8008-0072-3480-0800 7234, 800, 800 radio. Call and give me a year. Make, model, miles, average, rougher, clean. And I will hang a number on it. On behalf of givemetheven.com America's Best Car buyer will be right back. Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevit.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show. Listen, guys, I'm telling you once, I'm telling you twice, I want to buy cars. I'm tired of bidding rough ass Oklahoma, high mileage, hard ass stuff. I want to buy good cars. I'll pay for them. I'll pay a lot for them. Rick and Weatherford, how many miles are on your car? 26,000. What year model? 2015. And it's what, what, what is it? It's a Honda CRV ex Sunroof Weathertech. Brand new tires. Mom passed. I just put the first set of tires on it. What does it take to buy it? Garage tip. She changed all ever six months whether she drove it or not. I don't even need to ask any more questions. The weather. 14,000 buys it. Okay, so is everybody here listening? Turley, you listening? I'm enlisting. I just bought rick's truck for 14. I'm gonna. Rick, congratulations. You got 14,000. How do you want to get it? Doesn't matter to me. So you're in Weatherford, Texas, right? Cash me. Fine. Have you already been to give me the van? Is your name already loaded or did you just call into the show? No, I just called in. Heard y'all on the radio. She passed a couple weeks ago. I haven't done anything besides. Okay, it's just sitting in the ground. I'm going to send. I've got a picture of your phone number right here. And I'm going to take that. I'm going to send that to my manager that's listening. I'm just going to text it to him. He's going to call you and he's going to line this up and get you paid. Super. Thanks. Frank Drew in Maryland. Yes, sir. 12 Chevy Equinox LT with 80,000 miles. Average. Rough or clean? Average. Okay. Takes 4,500 to buy it, right? Yes, sir. Do you have a payoff or is there a title? No, it's paid off. Okay. So I've got an office in Manassas or Alexandria. I forgot exactly where it is. And we will get you paid. And I'm gonna do the same thing. I'm gonna have somebody call you. Have you already loaded it into givemetheven.com? i'm sorry, can you repeat that? Have I already loaded it? What? Have you already loaded this car in to give me the vin.com, which is my website? No, but I will do that as soon as. Don't even bother. Don't even bother. I'm gonna have somebody call you right now and do it for you. Okay? Thank you. I bought Rick's car and I'm buying. I'm buying Drew's car. 4,500. Thank you. Hang on. What else we got? Joseph in Florida on a 94 grand Cherokee with 170 on the body and 80 on the motor. I'll give a hundred dollars. Yep. Yep. There you go. Terrence. Hang tight. Okay. Yes siree. We're doing business. Kimmy and Maryland, you've got a 14F150 with 90 on the OTO. But it was rolled back from 200,000. You spent 10,000 looking to get 10,000 for it, huh? We bought it yesterday and found out when it was too late that they messed with the odometer. Yeah. 200,000 miles. So I just got to bid it as a 200,000 mile XLT. I think it's worth four grand. I can't do four grand. I'm sorry. Thank you, ma'am. My name is John Clay Wolfe. You want to sell your car, go to giveme the V I N. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Give in dot com. If we don't beat a written CarMax offer, we will send you a check for a hundred dollars. Basically thanking you for the opportunity. What we're doing with that is giving a hundred dollar bounty for Last look and also any deals we get done in March, which is almost over, we're going to pull a raffle for 25,000. So we're going to give $25,000 away to one of the people that bought a car from givemetheven.com I mean, sold a card. Now I'm saying it. Yeah, sold a car to givemetheven.com in March. Be right back. Yep. The John Clay Wolf Show Ages like a fine milk. Let's just check this out. Oh, God, that's bad. Check out the podcast, vids, socials, all that stuff. @jcwshow.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show. Kids travel a lot for being non professional athletes. I never even thought to sit my parents down at that young of an age and just be like, mom, dad, we gotta hit the road. If you believe in me like you say you do, then you'll be excited to take the only two days off of work you get per week and travel to a different part of the country and watch me lose by more than you thought possible. Presented by givemetheven.com call in 800, 800 radio. 800800 radio. And check out the podcast@jcwshow.com and now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf. Wolf. Good morning, California. Good morning, Florida. JD is it time for Florida news? We could do that. That is so true. That losing and traveling thing. Oh, man. Take the two days you have off and come watch me lose. It's baseball. Baseball's the problem sport. Track, too. I had that with track. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. You're just traveling. I mean, out of state too. Yeah. Oh, sure. And you're, you're, like you said, you're one day or two days you get off? Nope. And now, from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D. ryan. When you think about Disney as the happiest place on Earth. Well, over the weekend, a fire prompted panic and evacuation. Part of Epcot, by the way, in Disney World in Florida, here's one of the witnesses explaining what happened. Cut number six. I turned around and there were flames behind this like big black door thing. It was like 10ft tall. So we could see him over the door. Black smoke was billowing and it took a while for people to notice it. It was pretty scary because back by Ratatouille you can't get out except for that one little path. So people kind of started freaking out and running and looking for their family, their strollers. So it was, it was definitely crazy. All right, that's probably the most fun any child over the age of 11 ever had at Epcot center ever. It's crazy there boys and girls on Monday. Hold on, what you're trying to do Mickey there, little Mickey Mouse. Hi there, boys and girls. How you doing? It's a crazy time at Epcot in Monday. The Palm beach police responded. People just do the craziest crap. Responded to a man wearing a Ronald McDonald style clown costume at a strip mall and of course yelling to himself. 40 year old Christopher Marlowe allegedly became aggressive. A mad clown beginning cursing at officers and well, hilarity ensued. Here's the video. We'll we have the video up on our stream by the way, our YouTube live stream which you can get to from jcwshow.com. and here is the clown attack. Cut number seven. Don't go anywhere, Chris. Yeah. No, you're not free to leave. You're under arrest. Now put your stuff down. Watch Rodney. Put your stuff down. Sleep the on the ground. Give me your other arm. How you got a tug One of my stupid. You look like a clown. No, I am a clown, stupid. No, I am a clown, stupid. Marlo was booked into the wow County Sheriff's Department for trespassing, being a clown and resisting arrest. Being a clown is not. No, no, no. I think they added that in there. Yeah, you're. If you're an aggressive clown. That is illegal in the state of Florida only. All right, we're just making it up. But that's all we have for Florida. You remember homie the clown on In Living Color? Homie D. Clown, baby going to kids parties. Oh yeah, that's a great. Homie don't play that. Homie don't play that. Pow. Pow. Living Color was great for its time. Yeah, it was good. That's when TV was worth watching. And fire Burnt Bill, the fireman. Oh yeah, I liked him. Jim Carrey, man. That's what got him famous, wasn't it? That was his big start. It was, yeah. Yeah. His first film was one of the Dirty Harry movies, right? The Deadpool. The Deadpool. He was like the punk rock star in Deadpool. I think he was the first one to go. Did not know that. Jim Carrey. Yeah. Where's Max? Where is your son? Where'd he go? I saw him jump in his truck and pull out of the driveway. Oh, he already left. Yeah, he went to go pick up a girl and give Her a ride out here in the middle of nowhere. Where's he getting her? Well, he. He's on a group chat of the waiters at our restaurant. Okay. The Bosque Cantina Gotcha and Walnut Springs. And I didn't realize it was right now. I thought it was later he asked. He said, hey, one of the gals doesn't have a car. Her car broke, and she lives 45 minutes away. And she needs. She's asking for a ride. Okay, now wait. What do you think John's next response was when his son told him that? Thank you, son. What a very thoughtful thing you're doing for someone who needs some help at this particular moment in time? No, Gigi, what are you close? How much are you gonna get paid? Well, it's not a bad guess, but. No, no, Bobbo. I mean, that spells opportunity, son. You're gonna be in the car, like a minimum 60 minutes. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Work it in. Close. Well, there's some really cute. There's two cute ones in college. I think they live in Granbury. And I was like, if it's one of those, you need to get your ass on the road. And do what? He's driving her home. She's 18. Just get to know her. Yeah, it's time, you know, There. We had this made. Max is. He's. I don't know what he does behind our back, and I think it's more than we think. Not. Not in a bad way. But I don't think he brings any girls around because he knows that he doesn't want to hear me. Right. He just doesn't want to hear me. I was the same way my dad was. Is a lot like you. So we had this. So I was worrying about him. And. And we had this maid. And like, she was a fill in maid, but she was kind of slutty, sexy. You know, that, that. That look. Yeah, that look. And I had this idea. Of course you did. And I got the idea after my wife showed me on, like, reels. Like, there was a. There was a commercial for car insurance. Okay. I liquored my insurance. I go to the General and I saved money. And she's all, you know, Latinate up in. In low cut blouse and boobs shoved up and long nails. And we're watching this, and my wife says, yes. Isn't that my kitchen? Oh, what? She shot it in your kitchen? Isn't that our kitchen? They shot a commercial in your kids. She did it on her iPhone. Oh, my God. You didn't even know. Well, No, I mean, how would you know? Because we were gone. And. And, wow. You think someone would ask you, hey, can I shoot a commercial? So she goes to the back. I mean, that's not how she looked at. Right. While she was cleaning. So she went into the bathroom when we were gone, spruced up, jammed those girls up, and. And put on the red lipstick, and. And she shoots a commercial in our kitchen. Oh, my God, you saw it. And I'm like, man, if she's down with that, I probably hook Junior up. We'll start it turning Junior. And then I started thinking, man, my wife's pretty. She smells. Right? She. She smells things. She sees things. She sees through walls. She's got peripheral vision. And I'm like, there's a chance here that I get busted putting this deal together. So I asked her for her permission. And how'd that go? It sounded like this. Hey, Terence, what do you think it sounded like when my wife. When I told my wife what I was doing? Yes. What do you think it sounded like when I told my wife what I was doing? Can you yell at me in your speech impediment? Yes. Yeah. Anyway, it did not go well. And she said, this is why I worry about you. It's moments like this that make me worry about you. I'm just trying to make people happy. Damn. Yes. I'm just trying to make people happy. It's very judgmental, John. She's very judgmental. Do you remember the movie the Substitute? Was it the Substitute? The Tutor? The. It was in the 80s. It was pretty risque. It was the high school kid in the maid. High school kids. I think this is a porn you're talking about. Okay? It wasn't a maid. Anyway, none of that happened. And. But the only thing that happened is that I. I went down on the totem pole of trustworthy ideas. Sure. We'll be back with that in just a minute. We're in time, Bo. We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by Gimmethevin.com From coast to Coast, the number one weekend morning show in America, heard in Miami, Washington, D.C. houston, Dallas, Nashville, Pittsburgh, Charlotte, Orlando, Cincinnati, New Orleans, Oklahoma City, Austin. And broadcasting to the rest of the world@john claywolf.com. hey, speaking of funky cool alumni, electric music, my friend's son, you know, Peter Tilburn, he comes on the show. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's an old radio guy from. He's not from la. He was like the Rush Limbaugh LA for a while. Big. Big name. Yep. His son has A band called Boyo and they. Their tour starts April 5th. Do you have that song? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This one. It's really good. He plays every instrument on here and vocals, too. Yeah, he's like, what's the guy's name? Hello, it's me. Beck does back do all of his stuff too, Pretty much. He's got a live band too, but. And Prince did a lot of that. Where's that concert next weekend? It's gonna be the Stone Circle Theater in Ridgewood, New York. Yep. The promoter wanted him to do it and flying him and the guys out to do it Saturday, April 5th. I like this vibe right here. This is. This is going to go into my beach vibes. It's good. Good playlist, kind of style, kind of reggae. Robert Tilden is his name and the band is called Boyo. It's very. There's a band called Glass Animals. Yes, similar. Yeah. You like them? Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's. This is. This is chill Sunday sitting at the pool. Yeah. Yeah. Is that what we're doing today? We're gonna chill Sunday. And after the show, that's what I'm gonna do. I'm actually getting. I'm going to Bandera Texas because there's the Thunder in the Hills motorcycle rally down there. Okay. And myself and a couple of guys are gonna go down there and check out that rally so we can see what we're in for. Just to get some ideas for the Walnut Springs rally that we're doing, the Texas Rattlesnake rally. We're doing 5-15-18th. Yeah. I've never been to Bandir. I don't know how many people are there. If you know anything about that rally, how many people will be there? Like, is it 5,000, 20,000, 2,000? I have no idea. No idea what I'm in for. Hey, Dan, in Pennsylvania, that Denali. Hey, you want 45,000 for it? You bought it two years ago. I bought it for you. You bought it five years ago and you want 45,000 for it? How many miles run it when you bought it five years ago? 24,000. She put 10,000 miles on in five years? Yes. And you want your money back? Yes. You're like a hard ass Pennsylvania. Hard ass Pennsylvania. Oklahoma. Do you have any relatives in Oklahoma? No, but I have a. I have a nice. In Idaho. All right, well, does it have a sunroof? No, that's the only thing it don't have. It has heated wheel, cold wheel, heated and cooled seats, all leather interior. Here's what we're doing. Here's what we're doing. Before you rattle off the window sticker to me, you're like looking at this gal and you're thinking about marrying her and you say, are you or your parents rich? And she says no. But she starts telling you all these other great things. The sunroof is the difference maker on that one. It's a. It's the sunroof. So it's missing the one option that really changes the value. But I'll still get 40 grand for it. What about. I'll give 40. Did you hear me? 52 gallon. No, no, no, no, no. I'll give 40 grand. I'll give 40 grand for it. Okay. This thing is loaded. I know. That's why I'm giving 40 grand for it. I'm giving you five grand less than you bought it for four, five years ago and 10,000 miles ago. Why aren't you like happy to say thank you, John. God, I love you? Because these trucks are not everywhere. I mean these, these. Look, look, with the tariff wars now. Bye. Dan. We were talking about the maid thing in a. Daryl Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Yes, sir. What's the movie? I was thinking about the name of that. It's called Private Lessons where the maid is in the house with a young boy and she's always like half naked around the pool and trying to. Whatever. Did she make insurance commercials and space? That movie greatly influenced me as a young man. Did it make you look at your maid differently? If I had one, yeah. That gal was not amazing, was she? Was she the house late cleaner or was she something else? She was a maid. You sure? Yeah, she was a maid. Yeah. And he was like rich, had a big house, a big pool and everything. And he was like spying at her, looking at her over those things and stuff like that. Did he do the old Arnold Schwarzenegger and take her to the mat? He. He did. That's what the Terminator. The Maid Terminator. That needs to be a. That'd be a good adult film. The Maid Terminator. There you go. And where the guy speaks, it looks like Arnold. Or get his son to do the film, the adult film, the Maid Terminator where he just terminates maids. Because Arnold's son looks just like him and he probably hasn't broken through to acting yet. So this would be a great role for him since he came from a maid termination. He's. He's one of the co stars on the White Lotus. It's pretty new. Is that the first thing? First thing I've seen him In. Yeah, he's good, too. He's. He's pretty accomplished actor. What's his name? Does he go by Schwarzenegger? Yeah. I don't know. Jason Arnold. Something generic. White Lotus. What is White Lotus? Yeah, it's a. It's a Max series about a string of luxurious. Super expensive. Luxurious. Yeah. Spas that they. They do. They're on different continents. This time they're. This year they're in. Is it Thailand? Skinny. I'm looking at this picture. He's skinny. He's not all jacked. He needs more roids. Why? J.D. get that boy some steroids. Yes, sir. You got it. Patrick. Is his name Patrick Schwarzenegger. He needs to look the part. He needs some Decade ball in the ass from Mexico. Something. He needs more. No, no. He needs a shot of deca. D ball in the butt from Mexico ball. Decade ball. Decatur ball. Right. No, it'll. It'll put that mass on you. I know what it is, but I'm just saying, really, we're promoting this for pet. For. For the Maid Terminator. Yes. If he's gonna make this movie, it's gonna be great. It's gonna be great. He's got to get jacked. Yeah. And he needs some deca. He needs to go down on the other. He lives in la. Just drive down to San Diego, jump over to Tijuana and get some Decade ball. What about a robot made that goes around and makes men out of teenage boys and call the Maidenator. I like that. The Maidenator. Hey, that's a better title. Man, we're just making B movies every time we open our mouths. Is she all jacked up? Surely. Okay, like, is she overdone? Like, kind of, like, too masculine. They got. They got the voice wrong. They. They weren't. They weren't ready for a female replicant, so. She sounds just like Arnold. I'm not a robot. My name is John Connor. I'm not a cop. And then she gets hurt, and then she gets socked in the stomach. She goes. The main termination Terminator. The Maidenator. Yeah. There's a rodeo coming to Glen Rose in a couple weeks. What? What? What? And we're going to get an update from our own Lunchy Panoche about the tariffs on Mexico. How could you drop the rodeo thing, the wrestling thing, and just walk away from it? You want to tell us? There's nothing to tell. Mexican. Mexican rodeo is midget. Mexican rodeo. What else do you need to know? When? I don't know. I'm buying. I'm getting a Hotel room. It's got. It's in. So the enduring the. Hey, throw this up on the board. Holmes Jr. The rally true grit. We're having a MMA octagon fight in Walnut Springs that weekend. What? Yep. It's up there on the board. See it? Oh, yeah. You think I'm making this stuff up. I do. I'm not actually. I'm not making this stuff up. Look. Viper Pit Plate Grit 9 True Grit 9 Viper Pit Playground. Texas Rattlesnake rally. It's gonna be a big time. Can somebody call me from about band air and tell me what I'm walking into this afternoon? Donald in Nashville 22 Macan 28, 000 miles. Real quick. Is it a four cylinder or six? Four cylinder. Yeah. You said we hit him at 43 in February. You want 44? Yes, sir. I got new tires on it. What color is it? It's a. It's a career white metallic with burgundy red interior. Go back to your buyer, whoever it was. Tell them I said give the 44 and get it bought and let's get it paid for. Let's do it now. I'm buying cars left and right. Thank you, John. I may be wrong. I'm just speculating. I don't know. I'm just gonna overpay for stuff and see if I'm right. I've been right before. I've been wrong before. I'm a gambler. I'm an idiot. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars in the radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the VIN.com. see you California. The John Clay Wolf show is heard every week on great stations like 100.7 WRDU, Raleigh's classic rock and AM 1300 the Zone, Austin's sports talk leader. Catch the nation's fastest growing podcast and live video stream@jcwshow.com and we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show right after this. Gone tre trees original top shutter John Clay Wolf. Calm down. Wagwan, come sit for me a bit. Shove up the terr. And now I cannot afford my weed. Finally, everything's about to get pricey. Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord. For the things we buy from neighbors around the globe like China and Canada and Mexico. No more cell phones. Maple syrup, tequila. Can't have sriracha pudding. Kung pao chicken. No guacamole without avocado. No avocado. Oh, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord. Incompetence. Trump dropped the terror. And live from the United States of America. It's Saturday Morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show starring John Clay Wolf with JD Ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown and featuring DJ Pre K G Drummond, Keith Richards with the world's biggest son of a bitch and Satan, the Prince of darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf. Did you hear that? Congressman Anthony Vaginato. I think he's Italian. He's pressing on Congress to raise the tax on prostitution. Oh, really? The tariff. He's. Want to text that Mexican stuff? Okay, this is. Is this Terrence news or this is real news? Yeah, I think he got. I think he used to run a card game on the Sopranos. What was his name again? Anthony Vaginato. Ew, do we have him around? Tony. Yeah, we call him Tony. I'm finishing donut here. Hey, how you doing? How you doing? You boys, you radio boys, a bunch of funny boys, even from New Jersey. I can tell you what's not too funny. If you're paying $40 for a little handle I'm talking about and all of a sudden it's a hundred and sixty, you get nothing extra. You got to pay extra. This is no good. This is bad. Anthony used to run a card game in the Sopranos. Did you know it? Yeah, it was a. I was an extra as a part time act. I worked with, you know, I got to work with what's his name, the real, the real Tony Soprano. Back in the day, James called a Feeney Golfini. Gandolfini was a great actor. Hey, how did pussy die in the Sopranos? That's a trick question in a way, but it's only TV show. But you know that was actually taken from a true story. The part, yeah, was one of Tony's right hand men. But he was gay, right? Pussy? No, no, that was the other guy. That was old DJ Hackensnatch. Now the one that they caught messing around with the guy at the construction site and they killed him. That was way. That was way after I was on the show. The show changed a lot in the. In the fifth season there, you know, I'm talking about Johnny Cakes. Kind of ruined the Sopranos for me a little bit. Johnny Cakes. Johnny Cakes, that's right. Yeah. Then you knew. You knew the first time you saw the guy before they ever caught him in the truck on the construction site. You know I'm talking about. Yep, he's got that face, that face just a little too happy for no good reason at all. That's gay. I'm talking about. Oh, and this is. This is not a slur, you know, Living. Let me do what you want to do. But you know, it's not just the eyes. It's in the. It's in the mouth, it's in the forehead. Munchy Panocci is over here and she wanted to talk. The hairstyle, everything. That's gay. Lunchy Panocci, are you. Come on over. Here she is. See? What's that guy's name? Anthony. What? Vaginito or whatever. You going straight to hell, Gigi. What was his last name? I don't know. Vaginito. Vagino. This is my doctor. Hi. Li. Panchi. My doctor for the United Parties. Dr. Vaginal. So are you against the tariffs on Boys Town services? Oh, no, no. This will be wonderful. For $30 each, the tequila. And you Americans cannot live without a tequila. So you know, Cinco de Mayo comes and the tequila is triple price. So you will pay. You will pay. And on the matter of prostitution, yeah, you would pay. You'll pay four times as much. Boot. Boot. This is the thing about your neighbors in Mexico. We will give you four times as much for pay. Four times as much. You will get a whole weekend for $160. Ah, yes. And even narrow will throw. And the beautiful girls will come and they will go. Because they do not seek asylum. No, they seek the man. This is a good American man and American donors. And this is where it becomes a very serious with me about the prostitution. John. How dare you, John And Bandera. Johnny. Morning, guys. Hey, you live in Bandera. How many people come down for that motorcycle rally this weekend? There's well over 10,000 that come down there. It's pride. Say probably seven, 8,000 bikes at least. Maybe more. Is it in population understands Only a thousand. Is it in full swing right now? Yes. I'm heading down there after the show because I want to check this out because we're doing a similar thing in Walnut Springs in mid May Texas Rattlesnake Rally. And I'm just. I just. I've seen Sturgis, right, But that Sturgis is Sturgis. That's a different animal. Yeah, y'alls will be more similar to ours. And that's called Thunder in the Hills. That is correct. Yeah. Thunder in the Hills. This year they got a live. A lot of live cover bands and stuff like that, some different events. And it's. It's really. The population of Bandera is only a thousand people. So when you put, you know, 10, 20,000 people there, it's like a huge, very huge event down there for the city. And I have a. We have a lake house out there in the hill country right there outside of Bandera. So how far is the Mexico border? Kind of avoided. It's quite a while. You're 50 miles from San Antonio, so going down. Going down that way is probably an hour and a half. Luncheon Panocci, are you going to head up to Bandera for the rally? I don't know about that, but I will for $40 and I will bring lunch. Okay, well, I think. How far is Fredericksburg or Kerrville? Kerrville. 40 minutes, 30 minutes. Kerrville. It's about 25 miles. It's actually, it's not far. That's one of the three sisters rides. It's Bandera, Kerrville, Fredericksburg. So that's the big ride out there. Gotcha. All right, well, I'll be down there in about four hours. Thanks for the update. Is it raining? Have a safe trip down there. Is it raining? No, it's nice out now. Perfect. No, it's. It's cutting pretty nice. Thank you. Henry in South Carolina. Hey, I was calling in to mention about the maid and hooking up your son with the maid. If you remember in the movie Meet the Fockers, when Whence went down to Miami so they could all meet, meet his parents, and they had a Latina Latino made with big, big breasts and. Yeah, it came out. When they were having dinner. Came out that. Oh, yeah, Greg, they, they set him up with. With his maid. That's right. And it embarrassed him, didn't it? Or did he love her? Yeah, he did love her. Yeah, it embarrassed him just because his parents were kind of free spirits and, and you know, her parents, you know, Robert De Niro, they were more, you know, you know, more uptight about things like that. Dorian, in Pittsburgh, you said your, your home, the, the seven story strip club. Rick's went out of business. No, B, I'll be. You're not answering the phone. I, I really don't. Mystery to me, man. Somebody calling immediately. Dorian. Dorian is having a panic attack in Pittsburgh. WDV listeners, please call 800-800-7234 and let us know if Rick's. The strip club where he spends all of his retirement money went out of business because he's making phone calls and they're not answering. Imagine that, a stripper not answering the phone at 10:00 in the morning. 10:00 on a Saturday. Hold tight, Dorian. I'm very sad. We'll get you some answers. 800-800-7234. Is Rick's in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Closed. Dorian needs to know immediately. Man. He's having a panic attack. And he's blind, so he doesn't know. That's right. I forgot about that. He's blind, so he can't tell you. Just move into another strip club and just walk him up and down the stairs seven. Seven times. He wouldn't know the difference. I'm blind as a bat. You're blind as a bat, but I can see. Remember ebony and ivory, Joe piscopo and Stevie Steve. Stevie wondered Ebony and ivory. I'm. You're as blind as a bat. But I can see. He's singing to Stevie wonder. That's a throwback mic. A 200, 000 mile 14 Ram tradesman's. Probably worth nine grand. Okay, thanks. Go to givemetheven.com and, man, that was an ADD moment. I mean, I was going from Dorian in Pittsburgh. Blind strip club, snl, throwback, bandera, Mexican prostitution, sopranos, Lunchy panoche all over congress. Tariffs, boom. We cover the topics here on the john clay wolf show. And next you're gonna buy some cars. And then squirrel. Squirrel. Gigi sent me some ADD medicine. I'm kind of flipping out this morning. 800-800-7234, ADHD. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I know my wife's listening. Baby, run my meds out here. I need some. I'm starting to shake out of my seat. Ritlin. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Coming up next, even to be more fragmented and odd, we will be buying cars on the radio right after this song. On behalf of our sponsor, givemetheven.com we also buy RVs and travel trailers. All RVs, travel trailers, Harleys, dirt bikes. Bikes. But we really want to start buying more RVs and travel trailers. So go to givemethebend.com on that year, make, model, miles, average, rough for clean. 800-800-7234 is the phone number, but just remember it by 800. 800 radio calling right now. They'll load you up during this song. When we come back, I'll take you to the air. My name is John clay wolf. I buy cars on the radio for givemetheven.com now back to the john clay wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John clay and this is where we buy the cars from you guys in this Quick lightning round just in Oklahoma. 13 civic coupe, 104 on the clock. You want 5,000 on it? Does it have paint? Is the paint in good shape? It's got a couple little hel dings, but yes, other than that, yes, it's red. Okay, go to givemetheven.com. does it have an Indian title? No. No. You know, I mean, it's a valid question up there. Is it? Oh, yeah. The liens on the Indian titles will screw you up if you don't know how to work them. You can buy a car that you think is not is a free and clear car and there's a lean on it within the reservation and it supersedes your title and you can lose your car. That's nuts. Anyway, I'll buy the car. Five grand. So if I get five grand, I own it. Yeah, five grand. You got it, Jim. Pittsburgh 13 x 323,000 miles. You want seven grand for a 13 x 3? That's really close. I'll probably buy it. Take some pictures. Go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up. Let me take a look. Okay, thank you. Also, take a video. Start it up and take a video of the dash showing the idol at 700 that there's no check engine lights or service lights on. Okay. Francis in Baton Rouge. 14 GMC Sierra. 300,000 miles. 333,000 miles. Four wheel drive beater HD three quarter ton. Five grand. Podbean. Your message amplified. Ready to share your message with the world. Start your podcast journey with Podbean. Podbean, the AI powered all in one podcast platform. Thousands of businesses and enterprises trust Podbean to launch their podcasts. Use Podbean to record your podcast. Use PodBean AI to optimize your podcast. Use PodBean AI to turn your blog into a podcast. Use Podbean to distribute your podcast everywhere. Launch your podcast on Podbean today. Francis, I don't know how you got the word meter, but it's got 333,000 miles. Where would you score it on a scale of 1 to 10? Well, being a diesel, I'll call it just broke in. Yeah. I mean that man, they do many miles. There's not that many. There's at 15 to 17. Yeah, I'm out. WWW I'm out. I'm out. Thank you dot com. No, no, no. Rob in Florida you've got an a ambulance. I think it's probably worth 10 grand. You probably want 25. It's the unicorn. 7200073 liter. You need to go put that unicorn back in the unicorn barn because the money on that thing. I've been down this road on the, on the ambulances. The last ambulance I bought, I wound up selling it to a methy painter. M E T H I E Messy painter. And they ran their, their mobile paint service out of it. The. The. The ambulance thing's weird. It's hard. Just put it on. I don't know, put it online or. I don't know. Josh in Florida. What do you want? I'll just go and give you guys a little props on your show, man. Oh, yeah, yeah, man. I just, just started listening to you guys and I like the show. I just want to call in, see where you guys are broadcasting from, let you know we're listening over here. We are in beautiful. We're on a ranch, no joke, in a big building that we built just to host this house. It's actually an automotive shop. And if you go to our YouTube channel, John Clay Wolf YouTube channel, you'll see we build cars and redo cars in the shop. And upstairs we have this radio studio. I know it sounds kind of stony, but you sound like you've smoked some grass before. So you're following me? Yeah, just a little bit ago, actually, I'm following you. So go to, go to. Go to jcwshow.com and click the stream and you'll see the video of us in the studio right now. And like we had. We had a video go up last week from the ranch that it busted like 200,000 views and in two days. And then we've got another one going up today at noon of this 20. No, 32 Ford Roadster with a Shelby engine that we just bought that we're redoing. Anyway, we're getting our YouTube stuff back together. And I need more YouTube people. I need. I need an editor that can run Adobe well and someone that can set storylines and travel and lives in the DFW market. Your real office will be in North Richland Hills, but you will be coming to Walnut Springs once or twice a week also. And I'm hiring for a videographer, like to run our YouTube channel. So editor, a storyliner, a guy that I don't have to tell everything to do, that knows how to put a story together and can continue the good work that we've started on our YouTube channel. My name is John Clay Wolf. Buy cars on the radio. As you just heard for givemetheven.com, if you want to watch us live on TV, go to jcwshow.com and we'll be right back. This is it. I showed him a true artistry. Looks like the John Clay Wolf Show. If it's more you crave, check out Jason cwshow.com podcast, replays, Twitch socials, live stream, and check out the GMTV Garage YouTube channel. I don't know anything about history, and I can tell because every history movie I watch, I watch on the edge of my seat. Stop. What is going to happen? I watched Pearl Harbor. I was as surprised as they were, you know. Yo, we're back to the John Clay Wolf show taking over your radio every Saturday morning. Hit him up. 800-800-Rode. Check out the podcast, vids, socials, all that stuff@jcwshow.com Papa, I appreciate you looking at the email I sent you three weeks ago about different songs for the playlist. Was there an email? Corrine in Pittsburgh. Yes. Our blind. Yeah, our blind friend Dorian in Pittsburgh is worried that Rick's. The strip club is closed down. He's calling. No one's answering. Can you catch us up? Well, my name's actually pronounced Corinne, and yes, I'm pretty particular about that, but it is actually open. It opens at noon. It's just, you know, those women work very late, so they. They're sleeping right about now, so nobody's gonna answer. But they are still open, and it's a fabulous place to go. Do you. Did you ever work there? No, I've never worked there. Have you ever worked in the industry? But I've been a patron there. Okay. So, you know. Yeah. Do you take your clients there? Business meetings? No, I take my husband there. Oh, hey. One of those deals. Y'all are partiers? Sometimes. Cool. All right, so Adoring Ricks in Pittsburgh is open. It's all gonna be okay. Just give it a minute. Just give it a minute. Let them open up those girls. Bruce 57T bird, load that car up into get. Got a different website I'm going to send you to for our classic and collector cars. GT GMTVCC. So CC is classic and collector. Give me the VIN. Gmtvcc.com GM TV CC. Yep. Give me the VIN classic collector. That's what that stands for. Do it, do it, do it. Thank you, sir. We buy classic and collectors left and right. We had an old Targa that made some money. Did you see that one? We had it repainted. It was like a 82 Targa 911. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That car jumped through the roof. I was surprised. I figured that Was something that you. Because you're a Porsche fan. Porsche Hoto. Yeah, I didn't want to say that. 911 hoto you said. I didn't say it. Yeah. Now Hot Rod Kyle bought it when he didn't even call me on it. And then it was a one owner. It needed paint, so it was from California. It was sunburned and we repainted it and did really well. So if you anymore targets, send them our way. Give me the vin.com or gmtvcc.com mail from jail. Johnny Cash. Johnny Cash. Johnny Cash. Johnny Cash. Cash. Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. John this week's Mail from Jail entry reads, Dear Mr. Wolf, I've been cast out of heaven and into hell into a jail cell. I've been a target and victim of Big Pharma for the past five years and I need your help to destroy them so that they can no longer plant their evil drugs into the blood of Americans. I've been living a righteous and caring life, John, until the alien demon worshippers are. Pfizer, United Healthcare and other evil companies reduced me to a wasted being. Their poisons in the food we eat, the water we drink, the television shows we watch, and everything. I come to you with the only way to destroy them. I will need to escape from prison. I've saved up my commissary and scored a hit of the good stuff. I'll tap into the evil drug world created by Pfizer and I'll connect with you through the radio waves. I have done this before when I was outside to connect with a local morning show. I need you to open your mind as well as receive my message. You see, I'm not really breaking out of prison. I'm only breaking out with my mind. Once we have connected, I will reveal the secrets of hell to you. And it is up to you the cast the line out to the world to see if these evil companies bite. I'll then be up to you. It'll then be up to you to tell the people what I told you in the dream world and save humanity. I must be vague, but I trust you will know what to do next. Makes you feel safe, doesn't it? Yeah. Yeah. That he's there. Yes or no? That he's out looking for a. The second he gets out, he's coming to see us. Thomas Granetti, Twin Towers Correctional Facility, Los Angeles, California. Thank God for the penitentiaries half a country away. If you've got mail from jail, sane or insane, send it on down the line to us here at P.O. box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. The zip code is 76147. Thank you. Thank you. You know, Waylon once got on some peyote. He did? Yeah. You know where he wound up? Where'd he go? He flew all the way to Thailand via el Paso. A 36 hour flight. I don't think he ever completely came back. No. Cops in South Carolina caught someone's pet kangaroo that got loose over the weekend. Oh, I love this story. They posted a video after they got a leash on it. Here's the kangaroo's owner. Cut four. We hear a knock on our door. It was our neighbor. Homeboy said he was just sitting in his barn outside minding his own business. And a kangaroo comes hopping up to his barn. Luckily, he knew exactly whose it was. So I take my happy behind up there, sit there and chased him down for like 30 minutes. Maybe six police cars up here. And I'm out there in my silk pink pajama pants and camouflage shirt wrangling a kangaroo. One of the cops like, well, how'd he get out? I said, my goat. And he said, no to kangaroo. I said, my goat. My goat unlatched the gate. What? Tommy in North Carolina. How you doing, brother? Good. Is that the way people are in your town? They wear silk pink pajama pants and camo shirts and there ain't wrong with pink. I like pink. They, they, they rope kangaroos. 9. Seen none of them around there. Where do you. Where you be staying, dog? In Statesville. Statesville. Okay. Statesville. Been taking care of my mother. Okay. What was your message? You wanted to call in. I. I'd love to go to the roundup. If you're in town again, I'd fly back. I got a little bit of money. La dee da. Oh, you want me to come to North Carolina, my plane, and pick you up and bring you back? Yeah, no, it's all fine. I got. I got a little bit of cash. I'm not rich, but. How much you got? I'd like to go to that roundup and check out what you got going on. Oh, the bike rally? Texas Rattlesnake rally in mid May. Okay. Yes. This would be like mtv. Do you remember mtv? They did. Oh, that was years ago. Do you remember the. Do you remember the Lost Weekend deal where you submit your entries in the winner gets picked up in a Learjet and taken to a Van Halen concert? Sure. And that's what Tommy's asking me to do. Yeah, that's Been a while back. That's been a while. So he liked for me to send the jet out to North Carolina and Statesville and pick. Oh, no, no. If you're in. No, no. If you're in town. Oh, just. Just catch a ride like Boston. You got it, Tommy. Yeah. If you know, hey, hey, I'm down. You know, we ought to do that. There's no way you're gonna just. No. Do a contest. Oh, okay. Oh, fly somebody in. Yep. Now that'd be blast. I thought you're gonna say. There's no way. You're just gonna say, hey, yeah. Come on, come on. There's an extra seat. Josh Ward is playing at the Rattlesnake Roadhouse tonight, and I have never heard any of his music, but he's, like, got 10 top number ones in Texas in a row, actually. Yep. All the. The reserve tables are sold out, but there are still some general admission left, so if you want to come, if you're in the region. This is just for DFW Glenn. You know, Austinites, Waco ites. Josh Ward is playing at the Rattlesnake in Walnut Springs tonight. All Grit, no quit tour. This is cowboy. This is cowboy music, boy. Cowboy can. And if you're coming, get a call to Canteen and get a reservation for a great Mexican food before the show. We're going to Bandera, but I think I'll be back for this tonight. Maybe we should run over to Statesville and pick up Tommy while you're out, folks. We're out, right, Tommy, you want me to run out there and pick you up real quick and you run down to Bandera with us and back to Walnut and catch the Josh Ward show? It wouldn't bother me. Okay. It wouldn't bother me. What else you got? The new Shady Ryan. We got time. Oh, we don't have time for nothing. Oh, man. Now we're out of time. But we'll be right back right after this song. All right, John Clay Wolf show. You can find us on YouTube@jcwshow.com and if you click the thing in the middle, it'll take you to the studio here with us with the video cameras and all that. And, oh, I'm hiring a YouTube developer. I need another one. So at JCW show, click Contact. John, I need somebody that can put together storylines, that has experience. I don't need a greenhorn. I'll pay. Right. For a real person, your office will be in Northwestern Hills, Texas, and you'll have to be able to travel out to Walnut Springs once Or twice a week as well. And if you look at our YouTube channel, get familiar with it before you apply. And it's car related stuff, right? We're building cars. I just hired these two new guys to live out at the ranch and they're twins, they're young and we call Thing 1 and Thing 2. Of course you have to. And we're getting our whole car building thing, you know, gas monkey. He inspired me so and he's helped me and he said here's what you should do. And we're doing a little more of that. We've got a new video going up today at noon, but we had a good little burner last week. We put one out and it actually worked well. So I. You need to be good with Adobe. But I'm hiring for that position. We're also hiring in Houston, Texas for drivers, which are the people that go to the houses of customers that sell the cars to give me the vin.com and bring them back. That job pays 17, 18 bucks an hour depending on how busy we are. Go to jcwshow.com or go to givemetheven.com and click careers. But we're hiring for drivers in Houston. Retirees are perfect. And we're hiring for a YouTube experienced YouTube videographer. Storyliner editor. Gotta be a good editor. If you're not a good editor, it won't work. Be right back. Kimmy the Vet the John Clay Wolf Show. Don't do things you shouldn't. Miss me? Terrorists. Auto terrorists. Subaru put out a letter saying they're not going to raise their prices. Ferrari put out a letter saying they're going up 10%. Oh yeah. TRUMP sent out a letter saying, you better not raise the prices, any of you, or I'm going to get you. Trump warned US automakers not to raise prices in response to tariffs. Threat came in a call earlier in March which car makers fear punishment if prices go up. That's odd. I thought we let the free market system do its thing. Me too. What kind of punishment? Get spanked like a. From vice principal. Can you do that? One thing that is gonna happen. So people are asking me left and right, what's my take on this tariff deal? Let me, let me, let me clean something up because I put a post out the other day. Here's what happened last time during COVID Covid stopped production. The chips were short, the cars got limited, and then the prices went nuts. Remember this? The stimulus hit the mailboxes at the same time. The boat business went crazy, the RV business went Crazy. The car business went crazy. We don't have a stimulus this time. Everybody's feeling kind of broke right now, to tell you the truth. So without the stimulus, you will not have the same Covid bounce that you had this, you know, last time. It's just not gonna happen. It might start that way, but it'll. It'll chill out pretty quick. And people have argued with me like, well, how much for those stimulus checks? $700 a piece. Well, how much were they? I forgot. 2,000 1400. Right. So in a combined householder, three grand. That's enough to put money down on a new rig. And that's what was going on. Left. Right. But however, if you think of all the business owners that got that their business were lifted from that new income, then that put that trillions of dollars into the system. And a lot of that wound up in the car business. It might not have been directly from that consumer, but it went from business to business to business. So that wounded up in the car dealerships, and that's why everybody made so much money during the car thing. That is not a factor this time. The stimulus is not the ignition on top of the fuel. So will we get a lift in car prices? Yes. Will it be Covid esque? It'll feel like it in the beginning, but it won't last. That's my take. Okay. They were. He and Elon were talking about stimulus checks just a couple months ago from all the money we're going to save the way he's doing, and they have made some cuts, so that's still a possibility. Now, they haven't said anything about it and. Well, since before Trump was president. But, Steve, this does not change the value of your O3 Mustang V6 with 230,000 miles. Oh, man. Oh, man. Thank you, man. All right. My timing was powerful. Thank you, man. You know, there's. Did you guys see this video this week? One of my favorite videos of the week at DFW airport. This lady goes crazy. They're calling it a manic episode. She forgot her meds. She calls herself Samantha Palma, the goddess Venus. She's running around the airport completely like she was born naked. And normally, people to get naked in public, you kind of don't want to see. She's actually pretty hot. She is. She assaulted a restaurant manager, bit him, stabbed him with his own pencil. And we actually have the video up on our you YouTube stream, which you can reach@jcwshow.com this is the audio of her running through the airport. I mean, naked. Cut Number three. No way. Stop. God is gonna let her do that. She's throwing her phone at the display screen, breaking them. How's she catching the rebound? She caught it midair. Dude, seriously. So the question is, smash or not smash? Would you do that? Ew. Oh, once. Have you seen the video? She'll kill you. She's. What's her name? Decent looking. Her name is Samantha Palma. Or the goddess Venus. She did admit to the cops she forgot to take her medication that day. What medication is she on that causes her to do that if she doesn't take it completely naked, like. Yeah. I mean, I just went to Google. I put Samantha Palma in, I hit images and now it's all blocked. I mean, everything blurred. She is being charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. I don't know what that was. A pencil? Yeah, probably. And then initially detained on a mental health hold. You think really naked? Naked, naked. Screaming, throwing water and smashing to answer screens. Your question? Absolutely. Signed me up immediately. She's obviously a theater arts major. Bob, have you ever had a crazy woman walking next to your car? Like when you're. When you're driving one mile an hour next to her, trying to get her back in the car? Get in the car? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Just get in there. That's a universal experience, right? I'm surprised they didn't sing about it on Pink Floyd in the Wall. That's a universal male experience. Everybody's. J.D. have you had that happen? Absolutely. On i20. Back in the car. And then the cop pulls up and he go. And he. We're gonna separate you two to make sure you tell the same story. So now my deciding whether I go to jail or not is in her hands. Gigi, have you ever been that woman so mad that you get out of this car, get out of this car, pull this carver. And so you get out of the car and you're walking and he's driving next to you, just at a brisk walk, trying to talk you back into the beginning. Here's. Here's what you do, guys, when they do that, let them out and drive off. No, because then she gets killed. And I'm the last one she was seen with. This was like three in the morning. Drunk. Yeah. Yeah, but if they're sober and they're just crazy, I just drive off. No, that's a bad idea. That's not good advice from Dr. Phil. Not a good. Someone's gonna come along to kill her and then I'm going to be blamed prek. Have you ever had that. We never hear of your lady stories ever had what? A woman. So mad, you know, or crazy. She. She. Get me out of this car. Pull over. Pull over. So you let her out of the car and she's just walking and then you're driving right next to her real slow, trying to get her back in the car. N. I don't know what y'all be doing to these ladies to make him act like that. Man. Come on. He's too smooth. John, it's been a long time. Time. But yeah. Yeah. Maya. Yeah. That My ex girlfriend in high school did that a couple of times. She just died. Yep. Abscess tooth. What? Went septic. Oh, septic. Yeah, that will do it. Temecula, California, actually. Gigi. Wow. Yep. That's too bad. You should have saved her. It's your fault. Be right back. Okay. Well, I think you're crazy. The John Clay Wolf show is heard every week on great stations like 107wrdu, Raleigh's Classic Rock and AM 1300 the Zone Austin Sports talk leader. Catch the nation's fastest growing podcast and live video stream@jcwshow.com and we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show right after this. Thinking I want to be like them Ever since I was little Ever since I was little it looked like fun and there's no coincidence I've come and I can die when I'm done But maybe I'm crazy. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. America's largest weekend morning show heard all across America. Los Angeles, Phoenix, Houston, Dallas, Nashville, San Diego, Las Vegas, Denver, New Orleans, Oklahoma City, Austin, and available to the rest of the world@jcwshow.com or john claywolf.com and now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf. Gigi, have you been watching the college basketball tournament? No, I have not. There's not your gig? No, I don't really watch them. Baba, do you have a bracket? No, not after the. There's so many weird upsets, man. The first three days I. I gave up. But I always give up. Pre K. Do you have a bracket? Nah, I'm an NBA guy. What about you, Turley? Of course I do. Yes. How's yours going? I'm six for eight right now of the elite eight. And I have three out of the four Final Four still going. I think they should rename them the Hateful Eight. Like the QT movie. We went through this and last night we were watching some basketball and Bobbo thought I was Saying, what was it? The something eight. But it's called the elite eight. The late eight. Yeah. And you were just complaining how that's a terrible. That was a good game, dude. But that. That ref really got it on. That out of bounds. That was B.S. he did. He did not do it right. There's always a couple of those, I've noticed, especially in college basketball when it was O.B. i mean, it's. You know, you got to call it as it sees. I mean, that's when I hear ob, you know? You know, it runs through my head. There's a jingle that runs through my head. Gigi, do you know what it is when you hear the words ob? You know, that's out of bounds, but there's not. I have this weird recall, okay. My wife says I have a lot of bad things running through my head. We all. Charlie, play that. Play that. What? We. I bet Charlie knows what it is, right? Let's see if I can fire it off. Oh, wow. So prepared. It's playing. It's the way you should be. Keep it simple and set yourself free from the extra that you really don't need. Just try OB and we'll see. OB Tampons are rolled in layers for the most reliable protection you can get. So set yourself free. You know, when I was a kid, that commercial was on, and my friend's dad is a gynecologist. Oh. And I was like, what? I was in kindergarten. What the hell is a tampon? He's like, my dad's gynecologist. He'll know. And I said, we should call him. Of course you did. We should call him right now. We should call him. And so I called Patrick Jeffers, who was a Dallas Cowboy receiver, by the way. Really? Yes. Pat Jeffers. If you're listening, you might remember this. I have a weirder memory than everybody. So he might be like, what the hell are you talking about? So we called his dad, and he said, hey, John, Clay wants to talk to you. He's got a question about tampons. So I'm sitting here talking to this guy in a college kindergarten, whatever you are. In kindergarten. I was for sure in kindergarten. And he's explaining to me about women's periods and what tampons are about at 5, only you. Me. Well, this commercial, I nicknamed him. You did? Dr. Pussenstein. Yeah. I mean, that makes sense. Yes. Dr. Pussenstein's actually here in the. In the studio with us this morning. Dr. Pussenstein, always a very young man. Very nice young man, Johnny boy. You invented OB tampons. Dobies. That's all that made a lot of money. Made a lot of scratch off the OB tampons. But they were too small. We need larger ones now. I don't know what happened. You don't hear about it anymore. Are you still in business? Yes, I still practice. All my old clients, they would die. Where did you come up with the name ob? They used to have a shortened abbreviation for the body odor. Bo. Bo. Okay. So I turned it around and made it into the ob. I sold a fortune of these things and still remained in practice even. What's he spitting? I'm still practicing. I'm getting a little something in my teeth. Still practice today. I've got a good list of clients. And always give them a deal because in gynecology, along with everything else, never pay retail. Thank you, Dr. Kirchenstein. Oh, my God, Obi. It's the way you should be. Keep it simple and set yourself free from. So that's what's going on in my head when the ref throws the OB flag. Nothing about basketball ball. No. He goes right to this. Out of bounds. And this is. Wow. Imagine one day in John's head. Inside the Mind. Very Larry Davidish. I can tell. Larry Davidish. I can. I can imagine. We. We occasionally, when we spend quality time together as a group outside the show. Yeah. Funny stuff comes up. Funny stuff. Turley and I, man. Pattern bickering over. I swear to God, I thought he said the late 8. I was like, well, that sucks. You got the sweet 16. You got the final four into the late eight. He was telling me the elite eight. Well, that's good, because I was feeling bad for March Madness. I was like, you know, you get the last eight teams, they wake us so hard and you call them the late eight. Yeah, it's the elite eight's better. Good games today. Texas Tech versus Florida at 5:00. Yes. Go Tech. I'd like to see them play in San Antonio in the Final Four. That'd be cool. Yeah. If you're a parent trying to manage your children and get them to listen to you. Oh, boy. This is a good story. Bad story. This is what's come to. Three sisters in Houston are facing charges after trying to kill their mother for turning off the WI Fi. Yeah. They literally grab kitchen knives and chase their mom into the street trying to stab her. Amazingly, none of the neighbors were surprised. Here's one of them talking about the family's reputation. Cut five. They're known for that in this neighborhood. It's always cops around the house. When she got back from the gas station, she says that there was cops outside. They've always, you know, been known as, like, trouble in this neighborhood. And our neighbors tell us the same thing. I think that's so crazy. I mean, it just tells. Tells how much unstable that family is. And it's very sad for them. There's always that house down a ways and across the alley. Always cops over there. Always trouble. George Foreman passed away this week. Yeah, that's sad. 76. He was a great man. No word of why he died. We got his hand stuck in the Foreman grill or. No, no, John, we do have some audio. We have some audio from the Sunshine Sunshine showdown in Jamaica with a blow by below. Commentary from Howard Cosell. Here we go. Frazier, quite understandably the favorite. Foreman comes out punching with the right. Historically, Frazier has not been a good first round fighter. Oh, down goes Frazier. The heavyweight champion is taking the mandatory eight count. And Foreman is as poised as can be. Foreman is all over Joe Frazier. Frazier is down again. And he may be. No, he is rising. He doesn't know where he is now. The round is about to end. A quick left from George. Another. Frazier is down for the fifth time in this fight. It's target practice for George Foreman. Frazier is ready to go again. Angie Dundee is scripted screaming, Stop it. It is over. It is over. In the second round, George Foreman is the heavyweight champion of the world. Two rounds. Joe Frazier was not an easy bout, though. He didn't start fights well, but he beat a lot of really good boxers. Two rounds. Foreman beat Frazier. Yeah. Have you seen Foreman fight? He just kind of lumbers over like a tree and just kind of touches the person and they fall down. Yeah, I love that. Have you seen the announcer doing the redo of the announcer basketball clips from the final four or the. The tournament? I think I ran past cut one. Here's Caleb Love penetrating. You've gotta make him use the ball screen. He's got a good looking stroke. He's got a incredible pace about him. Take it to the rim and hammer it. And Biddle gets a piece, but he's able to finish. Finish. Not. I mean, think about this. Nuts. That's nuts. Take it to the rim, Gigi. There's a couple of things on here that say Gigi's news corner. Oh, we'll do those in a minute. So I'm giving you a warning. We're gonna do the car thing next, but when we come back, you might practice reading them. 808. Oh, she mad at me? Oh, yes, yes. Okay. She is. What am I doing? Oh, car thing. Yeah, it's coming up next. 800-800-7234 call in to the show. Give me year, make, model, miles, average rough or clean like this. Jeff, a 23 Silverado RST Black Widow. 14,000 miles, 6 inch lift. You want 62,000. I think it's worth 55. Is that right? 55. Yeah. Go to give the vin.com and load it up. Joel, you got a 05 Chrysler 300 with a drive train, brakes, trans etc from a 20 Charger. You want 50,000? No, no, no, no. It's got, it's got 50,000 miles on it. Okay. Cuz I was, I was fixing RT392. So you have a 05 Chrysler 300 with SRT running gear. I don't know, 7,508 grand. It's got the, I mean, interior dash, all the modes work, all the line lock work, all the drag pack, everything works. Does it have a health charger? How much is it? I don't know. I traded something that was worth about 12 or 13. I don't know. I think it's 75 to 85,000. But please take pictures of it. This is one of the weirder ones I've ever heard of. So I need to think about that. Yeah. And go to givemethevin.com and everybody else call in right now during the music break and go 800-800-radio. That's how it spells out the number. 800-800-7234. I'm buying cars this morning. Little heavier than normal because this tariff deal is moving the market north as we suspected it would. So cars are worth a little bit more today than they were yesterday. People have called in this morning and said, hey, y'all hit me at 42 grand last week and it takes 43. Will you give it to me this week? Yes, I will. I went through three of those. Bam, bam, bam. We're going back and calling some of our customers that we missed last, you know, in the past few months. And we're leaning into those cars a little more because the market's coming up because of the tariffs. So if you want to sell your car, right now is a really good time to do it because the second Trump turns the tariffs off or they don't even happen, this could just be a threat. It's supposed to be April 3, then it'll go right back down to normal chess moves. So I would sell it right now and Call me if you want to sell it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Or just go to give me the VI N. That's the name of the company that sponsors the show. Givemetheven.com Be right back. Get you some. You better get you some. Now back to the John Clay wolf show presented by givemethevit.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf. I have so many on the deck here and so many are unanswered where he hasn't been able to screen them. I'm going to do this like I used to. I'm just going to fly through him. I'm not going to say bye or hello to anybody. I'm going to bid the car. I'm going to go to the next room quick. Everybody take those bids and go to givemetheven.com. load them up. I may be a little high. I may be a little low. I'm gonna give you the number on the car if it's got problems and we'll deduct from there if it's better than what I'm thinking the car is and we'll add from there. Three, two, one. You want to time it, Charlie? We'll see how many we can do. Yeah, let's do it. Go. Ryan. Houston. Eighteen, fifteen hundred Lone Star six cylinder. It's got ninety thousand miles. Dodge truck, truck's worth sixteen grand. Yeah, Tommy. Yeah, you're wrong, Tommy. A 94 Mitsubishi three thousand GT. It's an SL. So it's not a VR4, right? That is correct. Is it eight grand? If it's nice. If it is, go to givemetheven.com Bryce 08 Sequoia 290,000 miles on it. Four wheel drive. Three. Four grand. Twenty four. Three to four grand. That's awesome. Three to four. Yep. Yep. Joe. An eighteen half ton SLT with one hundred and four. It's probably. Is it a six cylinder, an eight? Six cylinder, two wheel drive, six. It's just like that other dude. So it's about sixteen bucks. Sixteen grand. Sixteen. Yep. Joe Burleson 17 Kia Sportage EX. Eighty thousand miles. Ten grand. Ten, eleven, twelve. Right around there. Yep. Richard, L.A. 99 Jaguar XK8 with one hundred and ten cars worth three, four grand. Really? Yep. Robert Nashville. Oh. Eight. Challenger SR8SRT. Four thousand miles. Custom order in 08. They were all orange. What color is this one? This one is crystal black. Just 20 grand buy it? Oh, no, sir. Does 24 grand buy it? I sold a 10,000 mile this car last Wednesday for 22. Seven sold. And that's a bum. All right. Don Ventura, California. 73 dots and 240Z. Those things, I don't know, off the top of my head, I think they're 10,000. But. But load that into gmtvcc.com with some pictures. Let me research it. Okay, thank you. Huh. Nashville, Tennessee. I'm taking this blind. What have you got? Real quick, Mike in Bastrop, Texas. I'm taking this plane. What have you got? A 2019 Nissan Frontier. Four wheel drive, 80,000 miles, a long bed, no chrome. Sounds like 16 grand. Does that sound right? No, I got a little bit more than that into it, but it's not what you have into it. It's what it's worth. So I go to give the vin.com tell me it takes 17 grand and I'll make a decision. Okay, so I was close to early. I hit it. 16. He want 17. Nashville, Tennessee, you there? Sam in Mobile, Alabama. 99 Chevrolet Silverado. 30,000 miles, regular cab. Is it like a SOCO conversion or a choo choo or anything? Or is it just normal? Normal, normal. Does it have a 350 in it or a 305 or a 6? 350. Is it a stick shift or an automatic? Automatic. Does it have hips or is it a fleet side bed? Step side or fleet side? Fleet side. Short. Better. Long. Long. 15. Damn it, I need a short bed. I thought we had a Sport truck. Probably 10. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Dang. That's 10 in three minutes, right? All right, quit there. Everybody else, go to givemethevin.com, load them up. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars and radio for America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com broadcasting on air, online, anywhere you are with a smartphone and an Internet connection. Check out the podcast jcwshow.com or john claywolf.com as if Tesla isn't having enough problems, they just recalled nearly all cyber trucks. Because the roof panels can detach while driving, it's dangerous. I mean, if the roof blows off, people could see you in a cyber truck. We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, America's largest weekend morning show. 800, 800 radio. And check out the podcast@jcwshow.com now. John Clay Wolf. I need to see Jack White in concert. Yes, I agree. His new album's really good too. It's like his old stuff, John and Alamo Beach. You got a night salvage title, Corvette Z06. Yes. Actually, it's a LT1, but it's got a Z06 package on it, like a. The ground effects. So it does not have the Z06 engine? No. Okay. But it's salvage title. Who rebuilt the salvage. Say again? Who rebuilt the car after it got wrecked? Oh, it was. We did. We just had to change some things. It was back in, I don't know, 2019 was when we got it. When in Houston, they just salvaged every car, you know, because of the flood. So it's a flood car. Yeah, that's what they said. But it's brand new. Where'd you buy it? Copart. Okay. What'd you pay for it? I don't want to tell you that, because then you'll hit me. Love. I can look. I can look it up. I'm. I'm in Copart system. I. I mean, when we go to do it, I can look it up. I'm just interested. It's not gonna mean I'm gonna hit you where I'm gonna hit you. Yeah, I've hit it. It's like 28. Yeah, well, my number was 25. Yeah. Yeah. You've had it for. I get it, six years. Yeah. We got a salvage title, you know, Corvette. You had it for six years, and it cost you four grand. You took a risk on a salvage car, and it's made it this far. You put 8,000 miles on it, and I'll give you all your money back. But four grand, I think, why does that not make you happy? It doesn't sound terrible, but it's not the best. I mean, I like, you know, get. Get, you know, my money back. That'd be even better. That'd be a great win. I bet you're hard to be married to. Your wife comes in there and puts it on you. Real dude. Oh, thanks, honey. But it'd been great if you'd brought your sister also. I mean, you know. All right, if you want to sell it for 25 grand, go to. Give me the vin.com. okay. Thanks. Wow. For some GG. Wow. Okay, so obviously there it. Police in Indianapolis arrested five people for breaking into a historic Jewish temple to film a. A rap video. Have you guys heard that before? What? Hold on now. Pre K does it all. Yeah, they were. They were trying to film a rap music video. And in one of Indiana's landmarks, here's president Mark Delassi talking about the break in cut nine. They Broke a door and an entry point into the building and then pulled off some other parts of the building. If people would care for them and not damage them, especially when it's property that isn't theirs, I think a little bit of respect would be welcomed. Yeah, rap church. It's a. No, it's a Jewish church. It's a regular church. They broke into the church. What does a Jewish rap test sound like? Well, actually, we have a clip here. Is this right? Baba? We found. Okay. I looked all over for, like, a black Jewish rapper, and there are some. The most prominent and who has done some things in the Indianapolis era is. Just check. You won't believe this. Okay. I came here to make a move. I know it feels familiar, but this is a brand new groove. Hey, I listen to it. Okay, that is N Black. And he's literally a black Jewish rat. That's greatness. Yeah, I made this up. No, no, I get it. I like it. Prek, what have you got in there? Tell me again. Yo, I got a caller online, one calling from jail with a song for Bobbo. I asked. I didn't do it on the speaker. Well, somebody turned my mic on. Well, I mean, look at me, Charlie. I'm holding this up. I didn't know what you're doing. Go ahead, boss. Prek, can you please tell me somebody online calling from jail with the song for bobbox? Oh, okay. I thought you said it was somebody that knew Bobbo that was in jail. That happens occasionally. Yeah. Either one of those is possible. Jeremiah in jail. Is it a Jewish rap lick for Babo? I don't know my ancestry, but I do rap a little bit. But, no, it's. It is a Babo's wedding song. I've been listening to y'all pretty religiously, and last year, Baba was talking about getting an immigrant wife. Y'all remember that? Sure, sure. I mean, that's been going on for 20 years, but yes. Well, I'd written y'all a song for that. I wrote Bobbo's wedding song. If you'd like to hear it, we'd love to hear it. All right. And thank you, Bobbo, for defending Pfizer like I never hear. Thank you for not getting me polio, Pfizer. Thank you for all the other wonderful things you do. But thank you. Father needed offenders what are you in jail for? Babbo's wedding song. Burritos, tostitos and nachos and fritos Are all things I love now that I'm not single My wife never talks Back she doesn't speak English and what's my secret? I married an immigrant woman I was all drunk and fat and watched lots of porn My diet consisted of beer and cream corn Tell you the truth, it wasn't much of a life so I decided to get me an immigrant wife I called the Coyote and put in my order Hopped in my Civic and drove to the border When I saw my old lady it was love at first sight she had a golden complexion just flushed white from fright I walked right up to her said God must exist Hugged her in close Leaned down for a kiss and she said no, no, no oh PJ Gringo that's Mexican for I love you she says it all the time Burritos, Tostitos and nachos and Fritos Are all things I love now that I'm not single My wife never talks back she doesn't speak English and what's my secret? I married an immigrant woman we drove back to Dallas with her family in tow There was Paco, Jesus, Jose and Pedro I guess she had all four boys when she was quite young they looked older than her and wouldn't carry the gun Pedro still breastfed and slept in her bed I don't question their custom list Racist, they said I just sit back and smile thank God for my luck Keep kissing her butt Hoping one day we'll Tostitos and Fritos and nachos and burritos Are all things I love now that I'm not single My wife never talks back she doesn't speak English and what's my secret? I married an immigrant woman we've been married 10 years and things are just great she's had three more boys and gained lots of weight all the boys moved out, said Pedro of course I don't question their customs I don't want a divorce I eat tacos all day Drink kilo all night still watch lots of porn just now hate Bud Light dang homos she still can't speak English and that's fine by me I don't talk that much no way I'll just watch TV I live like a king in my double wide trailer Laid back on my couch I'm a dang lucky failure Because I married an immigrant woman and I really enjoy smoking all that weed Pedro smuggling and I got an ending course but so what? That's Deep Thoughts by Jeremiah what are you in jail for? Visor came out just assorted variety of crimes currently but hopefully I'll be getting out pretty quick we'd love to Hear a couple of them real quick. Yes. Yeah, I. I honestly, I don't want to get bobble on bubbles. Like, I'm kind of in the same boat that a lot of the January six guys were in. And I don't want to go into detail because it. It's still kind of pending. Where are you serving time? In Leaksville, Mississippi, right now. I'm from Texas, originally from Jacksonville, Texas. Well, Bay City, but I grew up in Jacksonville. Thank you. Good luck. Appreciate the song. Carter. 99 Porsche 911. Hey, how's it going? Good. Is your 911A C2 or C4? C2. Okay. How long have you had it? Three years. Is it a convertible or hard top? It's hard top. So it's not. It's not a cab stick or automatic. Automatic. 99. And it's got a wide body package on it or carbon fiber package. Carbon fiber package. 20 grand. 25 grand. 20. It's all depending on how nice it is. But that's the range. I need to see pictures. Grab some pictures if you want to sell it for mid 20s and load them up into givemetheven.com. we'll take a look. Okay, cool. BLP Kosher. He's not black, but he's a Jewish rapper. It's pretty good. Blt, Kosher Y. Got it. We'll be right back. Yo, we're back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. 800, 800 radio. The John Clay Wolf show coming up. I was confused. My mommy kissing the girl. Confusing the curse. Coming up. Daddy ain't around. Probably I'll commit felonies. My favorite game. That's 50 cents featuring 50 cent. Yeah. Oh, okay. Pre K, come on. Set her straight. Pre K, what do we got? Yeah, this is 50 cents. A verse on the game's record. But 50 Cent wrote this record and gave it to the Game, so It's really a 50 cent record. But the Game had it on this album. I know my rap music. Do you know you, too? What don't they. I know they forced an album on my ipod that I can't get rid of. Yeah, I feel the same way. You know what's weird? Something. Here's advice to all men. Like when the boobs or the bikini shot or the girly, girly thing rolls up on your feed, don't look at it. Oh, gosh. Just don't look at it. How's that possible? But you need to. If you spend five. If you spend. If you sit there and look at it, like, let it replay a few times, they're gonna start serving you more. And then all of a sudden everything that's coming over your phone. Bikini chicks and your kids and your wife and your. Everybody's be like, what the hell's going on? Okay, so the algorithm, like if you, if you watch one of those or two or those or ten of those, then you're screwed. You're screwed. I'm fine with it. But so you need to like find like if you like fishing or you like motorcycles or you like airplanes, you need to watch a lot of that to burn the algorithm down to get rid of the naked's because you've gotta, you gotta train your phone back to looking at non naked pictures. Hold on, J.D. make a note. You got a burner phone that you look at that stuff on. In your regular phone you look at airplanes and puppy dogs, but you know which stuff. What's the nakeds. The nakeds. Yeah, I know just that them damn naked. So, so you're saying when that pops up, don't just real quick scroll. Yeah. And put non interest. If it gives you an option like and you can see. Quit showing me stuff like this. You'll still get some, but you won't get. Like if you spend one afternoon in your board and you're looking at a bunch of that, it's gonna remember. And then all of a sudden that's what it's gonna start feeding you. Well, you like that chicken fried steak with gravy. Here's some more. Here's some more. Here's some more. Like I am full. But then you get back and it just keeps coming. So then everybody's like, what the hell's wrong with your phone? What's wrong with you? That's so great, so true. And also a word to the wise that a friend of mine or a guy that works for us told us that he had some dirty videos on his phone and he was looking at them in privacy in the bathroom. Okay. And he somehow connected his phone to the living room television. Oh, that is one button. You can do that? Yep, yep, yep, yep. And he's in the. He's kind of our IT kind of guy. So. So turn your bluetooth off. Yeah. Let's play the two YouTube backtracks. Cut one, cut. Mercy. These are hard back. Are you. Are you serious? That first one to me was. Oh God. I was going to say if you, if you're like, you know, you can't say the R word. But if you're mentally slow, then you can play this and still win that first one. Yeah, go. Maybe it was too screechy for me. I just know the song so well. It's coming through to me. Cut to whiny Irishman standing in the cold thing with wind blowing on him in the MTV video. They're all the same. 800, 800 radio. 800800 7234. If you know these two YouTube songs backwards, then call and give us the names of the two songs and you'll win the stuff. And part of the stuff is you can go to jcwshow.com click merch and pick a shirt out that you want. And the new Rattlesnake, the Texas Rattlesnake rally shirt will be up there, I think next week. Charlotte from Gas Monkey just designed it and she said I approved it, so. Excellent. Yep. And we've got a copy of Octung Baby Is the prize from Born Like Records this week. Is that vinyl or CD or what? That is a cd. Does he give you much vinyl or is it all cities? We get some. We get some. Yeah. When they got it. Absolutely. You ought to go in there and pick around sometime. It's the best damn flea market in town. It's nothing but records. Is it a trader's village? Heavy metal tour, Shirts going back to the 70s and action figures, patches, a lot of hard, hard rock. And it's. It's really a rock store where they got a little soul. Little. You said flea market. Well, because it's kind of like a. Like a record store flea market. Is it inside Traders Village or is it just. No, it's its own store. It's in. It's ind. It's air conditioned. They have those. They have air conditioned units out there. Where? Traders Village. Oh, yeah. Well, it's not literally a flea market. I'm just saying it's just like a pack all store. All. You could shop for days. You know, my daughter's great granddad started that. I heard that. So her grandpa still. Yeah. Is. I don't know. I think they got four of them. Huge. Largest markets around. That's a lot of money. Yeah. For those. They were giving me a little grief about being a used car dealer. I'm like, hey, because these are my in laws. Yeah, these are my in laws. Right. Flea market magnates hang out. Hang on, hang on, homie. Y'all run a flea market right now? It's a big flea market and you make a lot of money. But. But don't be giving me no s about being used car dealer. Right. Because you Ain't a damn bit better. Yeah, maybe a bit worse. A little bit bit worse, but you can't find you two there, right, is what we're saying. I don't know. Can you? I mean, mariachi concerts. Trying to go back so we can play these backtracks. Yeah, yeah, they got everything. All the. All the Wendy and Denver. What's your guess? My guesses are I will follow. And Sunday, Bloody Sunday. No and no. But you're on the right track. Cut one. I'm gonna say this. I'm not gonna tell you which one. One of our guesses was right. That's true. Cut two. I like this guy's answer because he's right. Austin. What'd you say, man? I think y'all are trying to. Okie dokas. I. I think this sounds like just two regular U2 songs played regular. You're correct. It just sounds like you, too, to me. Little Rock. That's exactly right. Iggy and Cali, what's up? Hey, I'm gonna guess I will follow in New Year's Day. B. I will follow. Dean in Vegas. Hey, Pre K. Give. Give the prize to number nine, Iggy and Cali. Dean in Vegas. What you got? The Streets have no name. Yes. What's the other one? Is that. Oh, God. New Year's Day. So close to winning. Hey, nobody's won. Nobody's won yet, so keep working on it. Call back. Okay. All right. And give me your credit card. Social Security. Danny and Dallas. You had it right, but you were too late. Baton Rouge. What? What did you. He's already off. John in Kansas City. Yeah. A day late and a dollar short. And the train already left the station. That's right. Those are the names of the songs. Go, Chiefs. Hey, what about Johnny Dares? He really. Johnny Dare up in Casey? Is he really gone? I don't know. I don't listen to that station. That's the station I'm on, isn't it? Yeah, but I don't listen to it. Oh, do you just listen on the stream? Yeah, I listen to you. I just. I'm on the chat board. Okay, so you watch the YouTube channel? Yes, sir. Thank you. Hey, I'm looking for a YouTube channel coordinator for GMTV Garage. And before you apply, please go to John Clay Wolf on YouTube and watch our car stuff. The most recent videos we put out, we're putting another one out today. One hour that we've already done on a 32 Ford Deuce Coupe. But I need a good storyteller. You know, they can storyboard the deals. They can organize it, they can shoot it, they can edit it. And if you can't edit it, I don't need you. If you don't know how to run Adobe, I don't need you. If you're a kid that wants to get into it and do it for free, then like an intern or real cheap, we'll take you. But I've got to hire a lead because my lead is moving to Scottsdale. Oh really? Yep. So I'm gonna have to replace him. And I need a good person because we're starting to get traction with this YouTube channel. We've got some TV stuff we're working on. So I'm gonna. But you're gonna work in Dallas Fort Worth, you're gonna work in North Richton Hills at the corporate office and you'll be coming out to Walnut Springs once or twice a week. Go to jcwshow.com, click email John and I will get you. And the guy that's leaving to go to Scottsdale, he's going to help us hire his replacement. Perfect. So it's a good job. I mean if you're a real guy, like can make a difference, you make some real money, not half ass money. Be right back. Day nothing changes. New Year's Day. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Heard all across America. Los Angeles, Phoenix, Houston, Dallas, Nashville, San Diego, Las Vegas, Denver, New Orleans, Oklahoma City, Austin, and available to the rest of the world@jcwshow.com or john clay wolf.com we really like buying older classic and collector cars. 90s down. If it ain't old enough to have an ashtray, I don't want it. Send me a fax to gmtvcc.com that is get. Give me the VIN classiccollector.com we have these auctions about, I don't know, once every two months of classic collector cards. We sold about 40 of them or 50 of them last week. We get our ass kicked on some and then we make a lot of money on some. It's very, it's gonna be one way or the other. Yeah, it's very termal oil. It's very, very sensitive. You just don't know which one's gonna go. It's. It feeds my gambling addiction quite well, actually. I ask you once, do you ever play the lottery? You like every day. Yeah, there's no reason. Yeah, because I do it with these cars. I'm setting lines, I'm making bets. If you want to sell your car go to givemetheven.com do we know we're going to make money on it? No. Do we think we're going to make money on it? Hopefully. Do we buy more winners than we do losers? Yes. But we never know. Like, I can tell you what the cars will sell for if I totaled it all up, but I can't tell you which ones will bring it. Yeah, you just don't know. You just don't know. And the one that hits that week, it might not hit the next week. Then you go chase that one and then you bring, hey, we just made a bunch of money on this one. We bought another. We paid, you know, more for it. And it loses its ass because the color combo or the wheel or the duh or somebody needed it for some reason. Yeah, you just don't know. But yeah, we buy cars all the time. Give me the vin.com and classic collectors gmtvcc.com couple other housewarming items we've got. Who's the guy tonight? Josh Ward playing at Rattlesnake Roadhouse. He's a famous country dude. Ted Nugent is coming to Walnut Springs. Walnut Springs is where the show that, this is where we are. We're on a, we're in a bunker out here in a little town in Texas, tiny little town in Texas. And we did this on purpose because it's beautiful out here. Hill country. It's an hour out of the metroplex and there's this tiny little town called Walnut Springs. And we're kind of trying to turn it into something cool. Put in a couple of restaurants, put in a honky tonk, built a car museum. It's, it's, it's a good place, good time. And we've got these events going down that I'm part of promoting and building and, and my friends in town, partners in town. The city's getting on tent. We're doing a large, we're doing a large motorcycle rally in May called Texas rattlesnake rally. We're doing, we're having a Ted Nugent concert in early May. We're doing A Pat Green Two nights mark April 18, April 19. In April, in two weeks. Richard Rollins from gas Monkeys coming over and we're setting up a gas monkey outpost bar, like a pop up bar for that weekend car show. Car show weekend. Right. So it's Walnut Springs classic, like classic cars and we're gonna do a car show. You gonna win this one? Yeah, I don't know. But I'm also like, I've got some really cool classics. I'm gonna sell on bring a trailer that day. The third oldest Corvette on planet Earth is in the GMTV garage downtown. And we're gonna stage, I think, 2:00. So I've got that car, George Jones pickup truck and about five others. And I'm gonna have them all end at the same time. And we're gonna broadcast from there. And you can watch it like red zone on the NFL network. Because every time on bring a trailer when they bump a bit at the end, it's a time event. It moves two minutes. So we're gonna do a live broadcast, Richard and I, of the cars that are selling of that time. Good time. Go to walnut springs rally.com walnut springs rally.com it has all this stuff I'm telling you about. Lady just put in a killer mercantile called boot heel mercantile that, you know, it looks like something that would be in the design district of Dallas. Super nice. Beautiful. Yeah. Have you been in there? I have not yet. Look in there. You're saying beautiful. You ain't seen. You're just. You're just not live. And look inside. Okay. It's bad. I mean, you're like, whoa, I hope this works because it's so nice. Too nice. It's so nice. Yeah. And we need a tattoo company for the rally. There's a. There's a building next to rattlesnake roadhouse that we own, and we want to put a tattoo, like, four tattoo artists in there. There's a guy. There's. There'll be vendors all over the place. Go to Walnut Springs rally if you want. If you're a vendor for, like, bike rally stuff and apply there. We'll get you a space. I'm going to Bandera Texas here in a minute after the show to go see the Texas thunderbike rally that is going on this weekend. So we can see what we're in for. Give you an idea. Yeah. So we can make sure we don't make a mess with bathrooms and security. Sure. And all that good stuff. Wow. Lots going on, G. Lots going on. Yeah. Busy. That's 10,000 people at the other one. The one you're going to today. That's a lot of people. That's a lot of people. So. Yeah. And we don't have. We have an RV park here, but it's pretty junky. Okay. Like, real junkie. I've been trying to buy it. Guy didn't want to sell it. He's an arab. He said, and we just can't get along. We can't make a deal. No. What? Nothing. Just nothing. No. You know, so we're probably going to build our own RV park. Cool. Maybe you need to ask your daddy. Baby Billy. Yeah, I'm sorry. I wasn't laughing at. You're talking about local stuff. I just. I just saw Walton Goggins. You know the gemstones are back, right? Dude, I laugh so hard inside, making no sound at all, looking at Baby Billy in every scene. That is funny stuff, man. You know who else is part of this thing that people don't know? And I need to have him up here. His name's Graham Elliott. Oh, yeah, he was. Who's the big Food Network guy that screams a lot? Gordon Ramsay. Gordon. So he was Gordon Ramsay's upbringing, and Graham is the one with the white glasses. And he was on Food Network and had his own shows. He is the chef, the master chef of the Bosque Cantina here in Walnut Springs. My partner, Felipe Armento. Graham runs all of his menus. He works for him full time. So Graham comes up here and I'm like, we need to do like, a cars and cuisine deal with you and, like, promote the fact that you're a big deal and let people know you're here. Whoa. Cars and cuisine. Yep. Go ahead and trademark that now. Okay. No, that's good. All right, well, get you some. Yeah, I mean, that's. I can just see. Put that together. Oh, yeah. Yep. You drive and get some. Oh, cars and cuisine. All right, well get you some. Thank you. Thank you. But, yeah, we have a, you know, a lot going on. Oh, yeah. Do you want to do some Speaking of a lot going on, Black, white, Latino or other. Yes, always. You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge. Oh, man. Is it time? Are we back at it? Yeah, let's go. All right. It's time for everybody's favorite game, White, Black, Latino or other, where I read a crime story and y'all just, you know, guess, I guess, ethnicities and all this. And tell me, tell me what y'all think. Okay, so today's story is our suspect this week was arrested in Queens, New York for smuggling 10 bricks of pure cocaine. He was a mechanic for American Airlines, where police discovered the yayo in an electronics compartment on a flight from Jamaica, Mon. Police had time to bring in some dummy bricks and spray them with UV juice and replace them. When the cops rolled up on him unloading the plane, he said, show us your hands. And the black light caught him red handed with the substance on his fingers. Our suspect Also had a custom coat lined up with secret pockets fitted to accommodate the cocaine bricks. He was charged with importing cocaine over £25 worth. But what I want to know. And you know, personally, I think he was trying to avoid the baggage fee. But what I want to know is white, black, latino or other 25 pounds, Asian. John says Asian. I'm going with white. Too easy. Too easy. I have to go with black. Why? Just because you're black? No, don't be racist. Okay. Because he, he mentioned Jamaica, right? He's from there or got some. Or something. So I gotta go with black. Pretty key word there. Yeah. No, she. I think she's got a good. You got a good hook there, Gigi. Not just anybody can. Can get that connection in Jamaica. I couldn't get that connection in Jamaica. He had a custom coat as well. Yep. Yeah. See, I'm going Cuban. Latino. Cuban. Okay. Okay. Maybe. Yeah. The yayo there. Yeah, Bubba, did you have one? Yeah, I'm with Gigi. I think it's Black Crush. Yeah, it is. So we're spread across the board by design. Yeah. Well, Paul Baloisi, 56, a white man, was sentenced to nine years in Brooklyn Federal court. Victory. So us white folks got us one legendary. Wow. It's not that hard to hook up in Jamaica. When you get off the plane, they. Yeah, they stuff in your pocket. No way. Oh, yes, I'm going to happen. Yes, I'm going. Yeah, we went there for a trip and we pulled over to this little side of the road place and next they walk up and you just put it in your pocket. Coming up next is the lightning round. Call in now. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. 800-800-7234 and Kyle Cuban. Leave me on the stream at jcwshow.com because I want to talk to this guy with his Trans AM during the break and you can just leave. So I'll fill the break with some of these calls and if you don't know what I'm talking about and you're at home, which probably not. But if you're listening to just audio player, go to jcwshow.com and you can watch us on the YouTube stream. And that's where some saying. What I'm saying, Kyle, is keep broadcasting on the YouTube stream on me during the break because I'm going to take some car calls before we come back and rejoin the Westwood One radio network across the country in about four and a half minutes when we will take your car calls to the air 800-800-7 2, 3, 4, which is give me your year, make, model, miles, and I'll give you a number on it of what we'll pay for it. @givemetheven.com names John Clay Wolf, JD Babo, Gigi, Pre. K, Kyle, aka Bryce Turley, myself, John Clay Wolf, JC Dub. Go to jcwshow.com if you want to watch the video live. We'll be right back. GiveMeTheVin.com is already the best place to sell your car. People say that we're America's best car buyer. Give us your VIN number or license plate, and we'll make you a fair and fast offer. And now when you go to givemethevin.com you could also win big cash. Givemethevin.com is giving away 25 grand in cash every month in the givemethevin.com Big Cash Cash giveaway. Sell us your car. To increase your odds of winning. No purchase necessary. For official rules, go to givemethevin.com sell us your car. Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear. Yeah. Some people say syndicated shows aren't that good because they don't have that local feel, Right? But you don't skyrocket to the number one weekend spot by sucking the John Clay Wolf show. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1 800-800-radio. 1800800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show. Max, you've got a 76. Trans Am needs restoration. So we got to do the brakes in the radiator, and tires are probably wrong. No, the. The. The radiator's fine. Has brand new tires on it. That Cobra GTs. I put them on, like a year ago. It's just. Yeah. How's the paint? Paint. It needs painting. The paint's cracking. Okay. It's got two little dents. It's got two. It's got. What color is it? Silver. Okay. 76. What motor's in it? 455. So I've got to paint the car. There's 15 grand to do it. Right. And then the interior. Do I have to do the interior? No, sir. It's. It's. It's there. It's all there. It's got maybe, you know, it's got a little. No big cracks. I think like, one of the seams on the driver's seat, like, come unthreaded, you know, like where it was Eight grand. Buy it. No, John, I got a little. You know. I know, I know it's sentimental to me, bag and all that, but now it's a little low. A little low, man. It's just all math, man. It's just all about, what do I have to do? How long is it going to take? What are the people going to charge me to do it? And I don't work for free. I don't. I. I am an escort, and I will put out. But I don't date for free, homeboy. I got you. I got you, bro. I got you. But the net. But the neck. But the question is, John, can I still sell you the car with just a bill of sales? That's my question. So your brother threw away your title. I saw that in the notes. And what, did he do that out of anger or just out of mistake? Yes, yes. We used to fight like cats and dogs. He's deceased now. The only dents in the car is by him actually kicking the car. And we had got in a physical fight, and I had left, and I came back like a couple. Like, I noticed it like a week later. And then I wanted to kill him. And I didn't kill him, but anyway, I let it go. So. Did you do anything to him? If you're mad enough where you're really going to kill him, did you do anything? Did you pee in the. In his car? Did you poison him or did you kill his dog? Yeah, I used. Yeah, I used to beat. We used to beat each other. Well, we'd fight all the time. I ended up shooting a guy, man. I shot him and I saw him with a shotgun and he was. Man, it was like. He used to be like he was in the Marine Corps, and it was. Man, my life was nuts. Did you shoot your brother or a guy? Yeah, no, I shot my brother, man, with a shotgun. Like, what was it, 20 or 410 or 12. 12 gauge, man. Super black. Where'd you hit him? Yeah, I hit him all over him in the face, in the stomach. And what. What number shot what number load like a. Like a dove load or like a slug? Remington Express. Super. Super turkey low. So like a four or five. That hurt. That hurt. Number sixes. Did he get you arrested? Well, he. We were. He was arrested. We. No, he went to the hospital, went through all surgery and everything. All right, he gets out hospital, man. We shake on it after. And he says, hey, man, dude, a shotgun is the way to go, man. Cause, you know, he was over. Across my yard. He Was shooting at. Shooting in the yard with AK47. Where do you live? Where in Alabama? Tugerville, Alabama. This is some real redneck backwoods stuff, guys. This is as good redneck. And now we've got an old car that we're arguing over. And the only thing what's wrong with it is the dents his brother put in it. And his brother took the title and he threw it away. And now he doesn't have a title. He can. Hey, hey, dude, I said the other day. I said. Dude, I said, my brother is haunting me in the grave, man. He threw my title away. I don't. I don't. He's haunting me in his grave. We can work. We let. My, my. We've got. Give me the vin. We got some serious title nazis. And they can work on it. They can work on it. They're really good. We've got some pro gals that. That if anybody can do it, they can. But I think it's eight grand. You know, I'll look. What we. What. What will you take for it, man? With. Well, have you seen the pictures of the car? I mean, you know, that aside, what we take for it. That was 15, man. That's what was kind of. I was right there. I'll look, I'll look, I'll look, I'll look, I'll look. And me. And me doing all the work and finding this title is valuable too. But what. What. What do I need to do, John? What I need to do, man? Load it up into givemetheven.com or go to GMTVCC and make sure you get the VIN number. And there's. We can do some research on this title and figure out how it's registered. Gmtc. Give me the vin right? Gmtv. And then CC is classic. Classic and collector. So just say, give me the vin Classic Collector. And the initials of that is gmtvcc. And that will go directly to my classic and collector guru. Not that the other guys can't handle it, but he can handle a little better than the other guys on this weird stuff. And this, my friend, is definitely weird. But if we make a deal, I want one more thing in there. I want the gun that you shot your brother with. Oh, man, that was gone, man. That was gone. But I tell you, the owner's manual still in the glove. All right, well, give me the stuff. I gotta bug it. You and I have been doing this long enough. I'm tired. All right, brother, thank you. Love you. Bye. Damn. Amazing. Four dudes and Gigi, the John Clay Wolf Show. Check out the website for podcast socials and the GMTV Garage YouTube channel. Go to jcwshow.com the John Clay Wolf Show. Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. That was some backwoods stuff. The most amazing call we've ever had, maybe ever we've had. I hope everybody was listening to that last call. I will put it up. Subscribe to the Instagram John Clay Wolf. I'm sure it'll go. I told Kyle, hot rod Kyle, I said, when that one comes in, just send it to me. I'm going to handle this one. I don't want anybody to get hurt. No, you better handle it right. Yeah. Oh my God. He's a good guy. I could tell he really likes us. I can tell he. Listen, if y'all missed all that, you need to watch the replay. Go to jcwshow.com and go back a little bit. But this guy's selling us his car and he has a shotgun, he has a rifle. I'm sure he has a four wheel drive out of Alabama. And he shot his brother. And after they got out of, after he got his brother out of the hospital, they shook on it. But now his brother went and threw the tidal way to a 76 Trans Am. And he feels that he's haunting him from his death because his brother's dead. And I did not ask if he killed his brother. He said kind of that he didn't really. Kind of. But it happened again later. Doesn't have the gun anymore, though. Oh, yeah. I wanted the, I wanted the gun that he shot his brother with, with the car. And he said he doesn't have that one. I mean, is this, I'm thinking like, there's no way this is real. His brother's shooting him with an AK in the front yard and so he gets a shotgun out and shoots him. I mean, with a number six load, turkey load. Now this happens. That's real. Real. He knew the shot. He knew the shot load. He knew the gun. He. No, there was no question. And they just shake on it after it's all over. I shot you in the gut and face. Ha. I try to keep my two oldest apart because I never want them to get that bad because they do fight. Yeah, but not that. That's crazy. If you've ever fought your brother to the point of going to the hospital or he's fought you a sibling, call him. I bet the phones load up right now. And we, we're, we're off of most of the east coast and the deep South. That's where a lot of that goes on. Yeah. 800. 800 radio is the call. Yeah, we're live. It's Saturday morning. The. It's. What is it? March 29th. Correct. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4. In New York City. In. You never call him by my name. Just hillbilly. I mean, I've. I. You know, I. My brother had to get stitches. We got in a fight where we're younger, and I threw him up against the bed post and cut his back open a little bit. But that was anger, but not to kill him. I mean, I. I guess I didn't want to intend to kill him. So, yeah, I had that happen. But no shooting. I bet if we dug into this deeper, and I think we should. I bet there's a woman involved. I bet there's a girl between the two. Yeah. He never said why they were fighting. Yeah, we'll get into that, too. Yeah, we need to make. We have a new. We've got a good car video going up at our YouTube channel. In about 30 minutes, it's gonna launch. But I have a feeling that we need to do a story of it on this dude and his brother in the fight in the car. God, you gotta buy that car now, just for the story. I ain't getting 15 grand for it. I'll fight his ass all day for that. I might move to 10 just because of the story. Crab, do y'all have people like that in la? Hello, Crab, do y'all have people like that in la? No, but I have a quick story about my sons when they were teenagers. The older one thought he was a badass. So the younger one, I said, take it outside. And he held them. They both have ponytails, right? And he held him down by the younger one, by the ponytail and started wailing on his face. And so I had to break it up. But before it got too bad. But then they had respect for each other. Thank you. Rancho California, you're on the air. Hello? Yeah, you're on the air. Oh, I'm on the air. You're on the air. Let it rip, Tater. Chip, go. All right. So when I was at Wienerstitle with my brother, since we're talking about sibling fights up with the brothers, I ended up getting one of them vegan hot dogs. And my brother, he's about 24 and he's not. He don't. He don't like the vegan stuff. So we ended up getting into a brawl inside of the Wiener Special. And I swear. You think it's a joke? No, baby, it's just so funny. You're calling from California with the dumbest reason to find a brother of all time over a vegan hot dog at a wiener schnitzel festival. California is where the vegans are, my friend. I know, I know. So who won? I'd say my brother got the best of me that day. Because he eats meat. Because he eats meat. Peter in El Paso, what have you got? All right, check it out. Me and my older brother, man, I got away from the cops one time because I. They rolled up on me and I was smoking weed with my cousin, and so we escaped, ran through the neighborhood. My cousins got arrested. I got away with my homie boy remix. Then as I got home, elder brother was like, yo, what the. What the f. Happened, bro? So he grabbed me and he was pissed, and he had my gold chain with his hand, and my mouth bought me. So he was like, tell you not like, bro, that's my chain. You're gonna rip the chain. Mom got me. Anyway, so he pulls me around and he hits me. Bam, knock. Knocked my tooth through my lip. Send me to the hospital. Cops show up. Yeah, he. Bro, he laid me out, bro. And. And I was in the hospital. Cops show up, my mom's, like, about to kill my brother. So then cops are like, yo, what happened, bro? And I'm like, I said, y'all, I fell skating. I hit myself into my skateboard on the curb. Yo, bro, for real. And he still hates me to this day. You believe that? Yeah, he needs to get over it. He needs to get over. Covered for your brother. Yeah, I had my boys boxing in the backyard, like any good dad should do. What, with boxing gloves? Oh, just to kind of get it out. And little man's no, just for fun. Oh, for fun. Little man's tooth was loose. Actually, two teeth were loose. And bigger brothers, someone was their three year spread on him. Say he was 10 and 7. And Nolan hit him and. And it caught the glove, caught his tooth, his loose one, and ripped it out. Oh. And so big deal. Now we have blood. We have blood. Oh, yeah. So mom, yeah, big deal to mom. She's like, why do you do this? Why are you so stupid? What. What made you go into that sporting goods store and buy those boxing gloves? How did you think this was going to end? What is wrong with you? What is your major malfunction, Mr. Pie? Whatever movie that's from, I'm like, hey, man, there's boys. I was letting Box. It's like now there's blood everywhere. Kids missing a tooth. Good. Good job, dad. Good job. So he goes to school. He's in school for like 10 days. Nobody says a word. Somebody walks up to him and says, hey, what happened? Your tooth? He said, my brother knocked it out. Geez. They call cpn. No. So I gotta deal with. Yeah. Yes. True story. True story. We must report it because again, then that lady comes in, social worker wants to take pictures of the refrigerator and the damn closets. I was like, get your ass out of here. Fixing. Knock your tooth out. Be right back. Kentucky. The place where I was born and grave. Givethevin.com wants to buy your car. Whether it's your daily driver, pickup, suv, exotic or classic, get a great offer fast when you enter your VIN or license plate number. If we can't beat your best written CarMax offer, we'll send you a check for 100 bucks. 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No, no, you didn't. John was trying to steal the victory from Pre K, I believe. Right? Did we finally figure out that it was going to be Pre K the win last week? I think so. Yes, he did. There's a slip up or two. I didn't know how to sing the lyrics to that part of the song. But we'll see if we can do better. This week it is time to test the intellect and pop culture IQ of our own. John Clay will show crew. There's John Clay Right there. Gigi up top and center. J.D. ryan's on my left. You know, DJ Pre K occasionally participates in these things quite well. Y'all ready to hear your categories? Here we go. Category one to the birds. Identify these fine feathered foul and category two, solid gold songbirds, birds, divas of yesteryear. Ready to play Jeopardy. Yes. Here we go. Question 1. Many bird lovers who can't afford an actual parrot will opt for this much less expensive breed that can. Yeah, okay, she's on the lead. Doesn't mean you beat me. Well, this time it did. I hope you're wrong. What is. You know what? You're making me nervous. What is wrong? Stop it. What is parakeet as incorrect. Cockatoo. That's incorrect. Damn, you're close. You're very close. John, Any cockle? Do not. If you want one to talk. That's what the. The. Oh, there's some dumb joke like that. The parrot. Parrot. Parrot. You can't say it now. You already said it. If you can't afford a parrot, you'd buy this cheaper bird that really can kind of talk. You say things like, what's the difference between anybody parakeet and a Mexican hooker? Correct answer is what is a cockadoodle? Do. The other says any. Time's up. Correct answer is what is a cockatiel? What is a cockatiel? That's what I meant. Yeah. I'm gonna give it to myself. No, no, you're not. He got the cocker Right. Question 2. This flightless bird is endemic to an island off the coast of New Zealand and is thus named for the same island off the coast of New Zealand. Incorrect. Ding, ding, ding. What is the cuckoo bird? That is incorrect. I'm winning one to nothing. No, no one's getting the bird. Oh. 15 seconds. No takers. Anybody? Were you? Nobody knows. Correct answer is what is the kiwi? That's a fruit. But if you have said that, we'd have got it. An island off the. How many islands are there off. You didn't say the bird also has a fruit named after. We would have nailed it. Who the hell's going to know these? And is also named for the same island off the coast of New Zealand. Question 3. I didn't know there was an island called Kiwi. This species, found in the western United States, is the largest American land bird and very nearly became extinct in the 1980s and sports a nine foot wingspan. Ding, ding, ding. What is an American eagle? Incorrect. Amazed. You don't know. Oh, nine foot. Jesus. Yeah, I Wasn't listening. No, JD doesn't have it. Pre K. Oh, I think I do. What is an albatross? That is incorrect. J.D. what is a. What is a condor or a California Condor? That's correct. What is a California condo? He's tied with me. And we have our winner. All done. Category two questions here. She is known as the queen of the power ballads. She's Canada's best selling recording artist. Celine Dion. That is correct. All right, John's on the board now. Question 2. One of America's most influential divas has a six decade career in music. John was. I didn't, I didn't acknowledge yet. Cher is incorrect. Let me finish the question. A six decade career in music, film and television with two Academy Awards, nine Grammys and 33 top 10 albums. I know it, I know it, I know it. I want another cut at it. Well, no. And it's funny. Lifeline or something. Who is Barbra Streisand? That's correct. Bingo. Funny. She doesn't look like a yentle. Question 3. Officially recognized as the queen of glam rock royalty, this vocalist possessed unmasked vocal range and stage presence and ironically wrote a song about fat bottom girls. Despite his gayness. John. Freddie Mercury. That's correct. Hey, who's Freddie Mercury? But I thought you said it was women. No, I said divas. I mean, I took a stretch on the gay thing. Nice. But I scored, right? No pun. John is in the lead 2 to 1. Last part of the question was despite his gayness and they really did consider him a diva. I need to listen closer to what you're saying. Bonus questions. Category one. This small bodied American predator bird was adapted as a pint sized but very aggressively cocky foil to the Warner Brothers animated character, Foghorn Leghorn. You know he used to pick what is a chicken hawk? That's correct. Tied for the lead now. Pickles, Pitts, feet. Next question. Rather than the bald eagle, Benjamin Franklin reputedly proposed that this bird. What is the turkey? That's correct. Be more suitable as the United States national bird. She has four points, John has two. JD and you guys don't have four points. Yes, I do. Next question. These Asian game birds were first successfully introduced in the United states in the 1800s and are a favorite of hunters. Ding. What is quail? That is incorrect. Ding, ding, ding. What is. Is there more to it? They're a favorite of hunters in more than half a dozen states. Dignity. What's pheasant? That's correct. There you go. Did you know that they're Asian. I did not know that they're Asian. I didn't know that. Those little squinty eyes, if you ever looking close. And a ring neck. Right? He's not a hater. He's a Tex. He's the accidental racist. Back to category two. Despite her humble upbringing and early career under the thumb of her eccentric abusive husband, there's no question the Queen of Rock was in fact. Ding, ding, ding. Jd. Jd, I'm sorry. Why did I do this? Why are you. Why are you sorry? Because I don't want to. This. This is not my thing. I mean, we all know what it is. What? Say it. It was Tina Turner. That's correct. I was gonna say. Did you not ding, sir? You like. I did ding. I shut my mouth. Turn his mic off. Shut him up. You're down by one point, jd. Oh, you like John are tied at four. Last question. Here we go. I think I'm winning. I got two more to go. Two more to go. Next question. Another American singing diva began her career as part of a hit making duet under tutelage of an older husband, too. And who is Sonny? Money. And share. I'll take it. Share. Who is sharing? The goddess of pop. Gigi's in the lead. Last question. Out of the bag. Here we go. Though she hailed from Australia, this squeaky. Ding, ding, ding. Who is Olivia Newton John? That's correct. And we got a tie, folks. What do we do? Yeah, I mean, did you see that fastball? Well, now, that's not. That's not. With his extra stolen. Did you hear that glove pop? That leather woman? What my belt hit? Whatever. Whatever. You don't have a belt big enough. John and Gigi tied at 6. Bonus question. Just between them. Just between them. Besides being a famous NFL commentator, John Madden was also known as the creator of a dish composed of a chicken stuffed inside a duck. Ding, ding, ding. What is that you're ducking? That's correct. GG's the winner. I'll take weird soul food for three. Alex, why don't you give yourself five points and win, you cheater. Look at that, folks. Gigi hasn't won in months. Finally. Finally. Finally. Look how happy. Yeah. I'm so happy. She's so happy. So happy. Madison, you have a room in your mansion that you go to to put our. Our show up while your son's in college. No, while your son goes to the University of Arizona. Because I talked to him and he said he wants to go to law school. And we just got a new law building, sir. And I'm Dr. Captain Madison Monroe DiMaggio, the United States Navy, sir. And I would be very welcoming if you wanted to come and stay here and do your podcast out of my sound system room while your son is going to school here. And then you won't have to rent any place and you could just find him whatever you want. The word mansion caught my eye. Tell me about this place. It looks like a. It looks like a barn, sir. I have a southwestern barn style home. All right, so down the street from Canyon Ranch. And then if you wanted to hokey poke down there and have some drinks with the rich and stupid famous, I mean, then you could go over there and. And then there's how down booth. And there's a place down there. We got a bar just like yours, sir, where I was gonna send my cowgirl hat. Oh, dudes in the cowgirl girl hat. Okay, well, I think he's going to London now, so he's not. He's going to King's College. London is where he went ahead and took his bid. But the next time I'm in, the next time I'm in Tucson. Oh, that's right. Then he's coming back. Okay, okay, okay. Good stuff. Thank you. Sounds like we have a hell of a fan. Yeah. You come over here, y'all, and you come in. You can stay here and you can stay in my house. And then you can go the caponi and you can keep it up a little bit. All right, thank you. Thank you. The John Clay Wolf show has been a presentation of givemethevin.com from the Westwood One radio network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show. Locked her out.