Podcast Summary: The John Clay Wolfe Show #498 – March 29, 2025

Host: John Clay Wolfe
Episode Title: John Clay Wolfe Show 03.29.25
Release Date: March 29, 2025

1. Sports Update: March Madness and Baseball Fever

The episode kicks off with an animated discussion among the hosts about March Madness, particularly focusing on the upcoming Elite Eight. John Clay Wolfe humorously recounts a misunderstanding over the term "Elite Eight," initially mistaking it for the "Lead Eight." This leads to playful banter and laughter among the crew.

John Clay Wolfe (00:05:30): "I swear, like, last. What were you telling me last? Were you... I thought you were saying the lead eight."

Charlie chimes in with a straightforward take on the tournament's progression, emphasizing the prevalence of top-seeded teams advancing with few surprises.

Charlie (00:06:00): "Yeah, it's chalk. Pretty much, yeah. These means ones, twos, three, four. You know, your favorites."

The conversation then shifts to baseball, highlighting the global enthusiasm for the sport during springtime.

2. News Highlights: Unusual Incidents and Pop Culture References

The hosts delve into a series of quirky and sensational news stories, blending humor with skepticism.

• Selena Gomez Rumor: A caller, Terrence, claims that Selena Gomez was killed 30 years ago, igniting disbelief and mock-serious responses from the hosts.

  Terrence (00:07:15): "Selena Gomez was killed 30 years ago in the building."

  John Clay Wolfe (00:07:25): "Selena. Selena. Oh, no, it's not. Not Gomez on the street."

• Clown Crisis in Florida: The team discusses an incident involving a man dressed as a Ronald McDonald-style clown causing havoc at a strip mall, leading to his arrest.

  John Clay Wolfe (00:11:40): "There was a man wearing a Ronald McDonald style clown costume at a strip mall and of course yelling to himself."

• Kangaroo in South Carolina: A humorous account of a local man chasing a pet kangaroo that escaped, resulting in a comical police intervention.

  Caller Tommy (00:17:50): "I take my happy behind up there, sit there and chased him down for like 30 minutes."

• Fire at Disney World: A witness recounts a frightening fire incident in Epcot, causing panic and evacuation among visitors.

  Witness (00:09:10): "I turned around and there were flames behind this like big black door thing."

3. Listener Engagement: Car Selling and Personal Anecdotes

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to listener calls where individuals seek to sell their vehicles to the show’s sponsor, givemethevin.com. John and his team actively engage with callers, providing on-air bids for various cars.

• Rick from Weatherford, Texas: Rick offers his Honda CRV EX with minimal miles, resulting in a successful sale for $14,000.

  Rick (00:12:30): "I just put the first set of tires on it."

  John Clay Wolfe (00:12:40): "Rick, congratulations. You got 14,000."

• Dorian from Maryland: Dorian sells his Chevy Equinox LT, earning $4,500.

  Dorian (00:13:20): "12 Chevy Equinox LT with 80,000 miles."

  John Clay Wolfe (00:13:45): "So I bought Rick's truck and I'm buying Drew's car. 4,500."

Amid these transactions, personal stories emerge, revealing tensions and conflicts among family members:

• Alleged Sibling Conflict: A caller from Alabama narrates a dramatic tale of familial strife, involving shooting a brother with a shotgun amid unresolved tensions over a car title.

  Caller (00:25:15): "I shot my brother with a shotgun. I put a shotgun out and shot him."

  John Clay Wolfe (00:25:50): "I bought your car and I have to handle this one. I don't want anybody to get hurt."

These intense exchanges highlight the show's blend of car business and raw personal storytelling.

4. Interactive Segments: Jeopardy and Lightning Round

The show incorporates engaging games to entertain listeners:

• Jeopardy Game: The hosts participate in a themed Jeopardy segment, testing their knowledge on bird species and legendary divas. Gigi emerges victorious with her answers.

  John Clay Wolfe (00:20:10): "What is a cockatiel?"

  Gigi (00:21:00): "What is the kiwi?"

• Lightning Round: A fast-paced car bidding session where John swiftly bids on multiple cars, emphasizing the dynamic nature of their car-buying venture.

  John Clay Wolfe (00:35:50): "Do it, do it, do it. Thank you, sir. We buy classic and collector cars left and right."

5. Announcements and Upcoming Events

John Clay Wolfe shares exciting updates about upcoming events and community initiatives in Walnut Springs, Texas:

• Texas Rattlesnake Rally: An anticipated motorcycle rally scheduled for May, with plans to attend a similar event in Bandera, Texas, to gather insights for their own event.

  John Clay Wolfe (00:30:20): "We're doing a large motorcycle rally in May called Texas Rattlesnake Rally."

• Ted Nugent and Pat Green Concerts: Announcing concerts by renowned artists like Ted Nugent and Pat Green, aiming to boost local engagement and attract attendees.

  John Clay Wolfe (00:32:00): "We're doing a Ted Nugent concert in early May."

• Hiring Opportunities: The show is actively seeking YouTube editors and videographers to enhance their growing online presence, particularly for their GMTV Garage YouTube channel.

  John Clay Wolfe (00:40:00): "I'm hiring for a videographer who can run our YouTube channel."

6. Community and Social Commentary

Throughout the episode, the hosts interweave social observations and humor, discussing topics like algorithmic influence on social media and the impact of tariffs on the car market.

• Algorithm Awareness: Gigi advises listeners on managing their social media feeds to avoid excessive exposure to certain types of content.

  Gigi (00:38:50): "If you spend five... they're gonna start serving you more."

• Tariff Impact: John provides insights into the implications of tariffs on car prices, suggesting it’s an opportune time to sell vehicles before potential policy changes.

  John Clay Wolfe (00:34:10): "If you want to sell your car right now is a really good time to do it because... sell it right now and Call me if you want to sell it."

7. Unique and Memorable Moments

The episode features memorable and often outrageous moments that captivate the audience:

• Mail from Jail: A creative segment where a fictional character, Johnny Cash, sends a dramatic plea for help against Big Pharma, blending storytelling with satire.

  Johnny Cash (00:28:30): "I've been cast out of heaven and into hell into a jail cell... destroy them so that they can no longer plant their evil drugs into the blood of Americans."

• Anecdotes on Sibling Relationships: Personal stories about sibling rivalries and conflicts add depth and relatability to the show.

  Caller (00:26:00): "We used to fight like cats and dogs. I ended up shooting him and we shook on it after."

8. Closing Notes and Listener Interaction

As the episode wraps up, John reiterates the call to action for selling cars and engaging with the show's online platforms, maintaining high energy and encouragement for listener participation.

John Clay Wolfe (00:45:30): "If you want to sell your car go to givemethevin.com or gmtvcc.com and make sure you get the VIN number. We're buying classic and collector cars left and right."

Notable Quotes:

• John Clay Wolfe (00:07:15): "Selena Gomez was killed 30 years ago in the building."

• Terrence (00:07:25): "Selena. Selena. Oh, no, it's not. Not Gomez on the street."

• John Clay Wolfe (00:25:50): "I bought your car and I have to handle this one. I don't want anybody to get hurt."

• Gigi (00:38:50): "If you spend five... they're gonna start serving you more."

Conclusion

Episode #498 of The John Clay Wolfe Show offers a vibrant mix of sports commentary, sensational news stories, interactive listener engagements, and community announcements. With its blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and dynamic host interactions, the show provides an entertaining and multifaceted listening experience. Whether you're a car enthusiast looking to sell your vehicle or a fan eager for lively discussions, this episode delivers on multiple fronts, keeping audiences engaged and entertained.