#499 John Clay Wolfe Show 04.05.25

Summary

Summary of The John Clay Wolfe Show Episode #499 (April 5, 2025)

Hosted by John Clay Wolfe

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1. Biker Rally Highlights (00:16 - 02:40)

The episode kicks off with a lively discussion about the recent Bandera biker rally. Hosts J.D. Ryan, Gigi Drummond, Bobbo, and Pre K share humorous observations from the event, focusing on the various contests held.

• Boob and Tattoo Contests: J.D. Ryan humorously recounts seeing "boobies" and a "bad tattoo contest," highlighting questionable aesthetics.

  J.D. Ryan (00:18): "I saw boobies."

• Age-Based Competitions: The hosts joke about age categories in contests, debating the appropriateness of age limits for participants.

  J.D. Ryan (02:00): "I think it's 30. 39."

2. Rosie O'Donnell's Departure (07:38 - 10:08)

A segment mocking Rosie O'Donnell's decision to move to Ireland unfolds, with the hosts exchanging barbs about her personal choices and appearance.

• Self-Deportation Joke: J.D. Ryan sarcastically praises Trump's administration for "self-deporting" Rosie O'Donnell.

  J.D. Ryan (08:06): "You'll love the audio... Rosie O'Donnell has self deported."

• Host Insults: Gigi Drummond and Bobbo join in, criticizing O'Donnell's personality and appearance.

  Gigi Drummond (08:39): "Rosie is a very unattractive person both inside and out."

3. Listener Call-In: Car Buying Offers (11:16 - 89:44)

A significant portion of the episode features listeners calling in to sell their cars, motorcycles, and other vehicles. Host J.D. Ryan engages with callers, assessing their offers and negotiating prices.

• Valuing Vehicles: Ryan discusses the market dynamics, explaining why certain offers are made based on vehicle condition and market demand.

  J.D. Ryan (12:19): "Sounds like she was on the right end of the tall side from your response."

• Successful Transactions: Several callers receive satisfactory offers, illustrating the show's role in facilitating vehicle sales.

  J.D. Ryan (14:21): "That's it. And the ankles are a true sign."

4. Comedy Bits: Bras and Boobs (00:24 - 07:32)

The hosts delve into a comedic monologue about bras, aging, and personal anecdotes related to their grandmothers' experiences with undergarments.

• Bra Mechanics Joke: A running joke about the complexity of older bras leads to exaggerated solutions for fixing them.

  J.D. Ryan (05:22): "It's like building a mud bra with straw underneath the boobs."

• Embarrassing Stories: Personal stories add humor, such as J.D. Ryan's mishap with his grandmother's blanket.

  J.D. Ryan (05:48): "I threw it through afghan over my head while she was changing its image."

5. Local and National News Highlights (20:00 - 104:35)

The show features a mix of bizarre and humorous news stories, presented in a lighthearted manner.

• Florida Incidents: Stories about individuals acting erratically, such as stealing a pet chicken or holding kids at gunpoint with a pellet gun.

  Gigi Drummond (20:52): "It's all broke up. Don't hurt my chicken."

• Drone Interference at Sports Events: Coverage of a drone disrupting a baseball game, leading to a humorous police response.

  Alex Johnson (107:52): "Do you, like, take bricks of weed and take Vicks?"

6. Upcoming Events and Announcements (36:00 - 139:09)

John Clay Wolfe promotes upcoming events, including a major car show in Walnut Springs, Texas, featuring performances by Pat Green and appearances by Richard Rollins and the Gas Monkey crew.

• Car Show Details: Information on registering vehicles, expected attendees, and highlights of the event.

  J.D. Ryan (35:47): "I'm gonna auction off the third oldest Corvette in the world."

• Promotional Offers: The hosts encourage listeners to visit their website and participate in giveaways.

  Pre K (86:46): "Sell us your car... and we'll make you a fair and fast offer."

7. Personal Stories and Interactions (39:18 - 130:47)

The hosts share personal anecdotes, including family mishaps, such as J.D. Ryan dealing with his son's knee injury and daughter’s emergency appendicitis.

• Family Challenges: Discussions about balancing work with family emergencies provide a relatable touch.

  J.D. Ryan (130:35): "My son is not gonna work in a factory."

• Humorous Interjections: Lighthearted banter about parenting struggles and daily life keeps the conversation engaging.

  J.D. Ryan (122:11): "You ain't coming back ever."

8. Interactive Segments: Jeopardy and Backtracks (120:00 - 149:54)

Listeners participate in interactive games like Jeopardy, guessing answers based on provided clues, and music challenges where songs are played backwards.

• Jeopardy Round: Categories include musical instruments and desert life forms, with hosts teasing contestants and offering humorous commentary.

  Pre K (142:25): "What is a bat? That's correct."

• Backtracks Music Game: Contestants guess songs played in reverse, adding an entertainment layer to the show.

  Ethan (141:08): "Come Undone and Hungry Like a Wolf."

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Notable Quotes:

• J.D. Ryan (00:18): "I saw boobies."
• J.D. Ryan (08:06): "Rosie O'Donnell has self deported."
• Pre K (86:46): "Sell us your car... and we'll make you a fair and fast offer."
• J.D. Ryan (130:35): "My son is not gonna work in a factory."

Conclusion

Episode #499 of The John Clay Wolfe Show offers a blend of humor, personal stories, listener interactions, and promotional content centered around cars and lively banter. From recounting experiences at biker rallies to engaging in playful debates and interactive games, the hosts create an entertaining environment for their audience. Upcoming events like the Walnut Springs car show are highlighted, encouraging listener participation and engagement.

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Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

This is America's largest weekend morning show, the John Clay Wolf Show. 800-800-RADIO. Check out the [e-mail] now. John Clay Wolf.

[J.D. Ryan]

So at the Bandera rally last week. The biker rally?

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I saw boobies. Oh yeah, saw boobies.

[Gigi Drummond]

Spoken like a teenager. I saw boobies.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pretty big ones.

[Bobbo]

All kinds of them, huh?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no, no. Just one pair. Oh, well, two. But they had a bad tattoo contest. DJ Homeschool. Kyle, do you have that picture that I sent you? Probably not. It's pretty early for the video man to get the pictures on the fly like this. But I did send him a picture of a woman in a bad tattoo contest. I don't see it. You see it?

[Pre K]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you're pointing like it's there.

[Bobbo]

He's trying to manifest it to appear.

[J.D. Ryan]

Anyway, she was topless, but she was covered in tats. But like around the boobs they were white.

[Bobbo]

Oh, so exposing them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. And. And then later that afternoon we had to leave, but they were having a wet T shirt contest. But the killer part about it was they had two classes. Two different contests. Yep. Under 40 and over 40. All right.

[Bobbo]

Okay, that's great.

[J.D. Ryan]

That makes sense.

[Pre K]

Let everybody play.

[J.D. Ryan]

So at our motorcycle rally, we're doing. And go to Walnut Springs rally dot com. We're gonna. I told Brandon at the Viper Pit he needs to have an over under 40. Deal. DJ. DJ. JD Ryan. You've got me calling him DJ Ryan. Bobbo. JD Ryan. Do you think that that's the right line? Age line? Yeah, under 40 yards. I think it's like 39 and eight months. I think they need. I think they should provide a birth certificate. It's like, you know when you check your kid into peewee football.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

If he's proof under over 11, I mean it's a big deal. They're gonna move him up and move him down.

[Gigi Drummond]

40S in line.

[Pre K]

Ringer.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think it's 30. 39.

[Gigi Drummond]

39.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean if you only. I think it's 39 and a half.

[Pre K]

39. 40 may be the line now, but like when I was a kid, 40 would have been way. Probably cross it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

You know.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pre K]

The fancy bras now, I mean they take, they're. They're perfect until 72 bras.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh my God.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you think that the line moved in everyone's eye? In your eyes, obviously. Oh yeah, but like in 50 year old's eyes, our eyes. Do you think the lines moved 40.

[Pre K]

Years old today or 40 year gals. When I was a Kid today, Today they're fine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Another fine. But like so 30 years ago or 40 years ago, do you think that that line for the 50 year old guy saying, here's my line, you know, young woman versus not a young woman. Do you think it's moved?

[Pre K]

Do you remember how we used to use National Geographics when we were children? You remember the images in the National Geographic?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. Hangers and in big earrings.

[Pre K]

Grown 40 year old women in the early 1970s when I first saw them in the wild, were quite, were quite elongated.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Pre K]

And not the same precise form that we see today.

[J.D. Ryan]

They have no bra, Bob. They have no bra. Unless they took a mud. Like how you build a thatched roof. You could build a mud bra with straw underneath the boobs and, and keep it up that way.

[Pre K]

Thatch hut. Boobs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thatch hut. Boob job. Only found in this week's edition of the National Geographic, May 2, 1978.

[Bobbo]

Bob was right though, because I, I thought that everybody over 40 had bananas underneath there. That's what I thought.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like ski jumps.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't mean jumping a mogul. I mean the Galande sprung Olympic style.

[Pre K]

And sometimes, sometimes still very large.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[Pre K]

But not perfectly in place like they had been when they were say 21.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

It did ruin us.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're not just seeing your grandmother's boobs. No, no, no. Bob didn't say no.

[Pre K]

No, Bob, I'm trying to think that.

[Gigi Drummond]

Would be burned in your memory.

[Pre K]

One, One grandmother. Absolutely not. The other one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not. Not actually. Yes.

[Pre K]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

But she did just, she did nap.

[Pre K]

A lot and she laid around in these, these silk pajamas. So they were there, you know, But I mean, I didn't pay grandma. You don't really pay attention.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, I put a. My grandma was changing one time and I put one of those. What's that? Throw blanket. That's crocheted.

[Pre K]

Oh, the afghan. Yeah, threw afghan a lot of holes in an afghan.

[J.D. Ryan]

I threw it through afghan over my head while she was changing it's image. Had holes in it. Dude. Why, oh why, why would you do that? I mean, I was trying to hide.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no, no. I was. It's my grandma.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, but. Yeah, but you're looking through the holes.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was like messing around with it.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I was like, oh no, you.

[Gigi Drummond]

Got what you deserve.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because the bra back was thick.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah. Like five hooks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Five, four hooks.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Half inch apartment.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

God, can you imagine trying to undo that?

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean like put a. Takes all. What do they call that thing A come along. You know what a come along is she? Hook. Get a concrete iron eye on the floor. Hook the bottom of the come along to it. Put a pulley on the ceiling. Run the cable through the pulley in the ceiling down to the boob. Have some wrap. Couldn't have some contraption for the boobs?

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hook the come along hook. Go back to the base, crank that sucker up, bring them up, and then maybe you can get those five hooks done.

[Pre K]

Mount your anvil at about four feet from your cheater.

[Gigi Drummond]

All the things I thought we'd talk about today, this is not one of them.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, you've got to get the pressure just right to get those hooks back in. How many times have you undone a bra? And just like when you're done with it, he's left. Who's gonna help put that back together?

[Pre K]

Fairly recently. Fairly recently I saw one of those four hook deals.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

And I was, I was a. And I'm right handed, but I was a one left handed guy for years.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

For my entire teens and twenties and thirties and forties. Ping off.

[Gigi Drummond]

Boom.

[Pre K]

Not this last one. And I don't know what happened. I guess I've lost. You know, there's a way you roll the thumb ramp back around the hook and they let go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. But below 3:30 in most cases in most countries, if it's a nice perky, healthy set. It's got that snap hook on the front.

[Pre K]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you can go in there with two fingers and a thumb and bust that out half a second.

[Pre K]

I like this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go in there, just crack the middle. You hear the plastic crack. And then you take your other two fingers and you flip the hooks opposite way.

[Gigi Drummond]

It's almost like.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you're fully exposed. And it's a, it's a blood pressure moment.

[Bobbo]

Should have a contest of what. Who can unhook the fastest.

[Pre K]

Oh, oh, we're gonna need young women for that.

[J.D. Ryan]

When you. We need more come alongs. Winch truck.

[Gigi Drummond]

Get one of the big clocks like they have the rodeo. Eight seconds.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

We've talked about boobs and bras for six minutes now. Yeah, we have. What have you got in the news, J.D. ryan.

[Gigi Drummond]

Speaking of people you never want to see naked. Of all the celebrities claim they were leaving the country, one finally did and it was Rosie O'Donnell. Made her big mom.

[J.D. Ryan]

Literally.

[Gigi Drummond]

She went to Ireland. This will be cut number 14. Mike.

[Turley]

I'm here in Ireland and it's beautiful. Moved here on January 15th and it's been pretty wonderful.

[J.D. Ryan]

I have to say.

[Turley]

And I'm very grateful.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here with reaction, Trump's deputy chief for policy and Homeland Security Advisor Stephen Miller. Well, President Trump just keeps racking up the wins, huh, Sean? President Trump has gotten Rosie O'Donnell to self deport from the United States of America. You know, it wasn't explicitly one of our campaign promises, but it is a major first 100 day achievement, Sean. So you are welcome, America. Thanks to President Trump, Rosie O'Donnell has self deported. You don't have to worry about that problem anymore. I don't know. You know, don't let the door hit in the backside on the way out. That's my attitude.

[Gigi Drummond]

And the bad blood, of course, between Rosie and the Donald has been going on for years and years and years. Here's a few more little barbs for Rosie. Cut number 16. She came to my wedding.

[J.D. Ryan]

She ate like a pig.

[Gigi Drummond]

We're all a little chubby, but Rosie's just worse than most of us.

[Bobbo]

But it's not the chubbiness.

[J.D. Ryan]

And seriously, the wedding cake was. It was like missing in action. Rosie's a person.

[Gigi Drummond]

That's very luck to have her girlfriend. Rosie is a very unattractive person both inside and out. I'd fire Rosie.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, I'd look her right in.

[Gigi Drummond]

That fat, ugly face of hers. I'd say, rosie, you're fired, Scott.

[J.D. Ryan]

They hated each other.

[Gigi Drummond]

Brutal. Yes.

[Pre K]

Yeah, that's been going on a long time.

[Gigi Drummond]

Decades probably.

[Pre K]

Rosie sounds like she's lost her cute. You know when she first got her talk show after a couple movies.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Girls baseball movie.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was good.

[Pre K]

A couple of things. She got her talk show and my older sister said, Rosie is so cute.

[J.D. Ryan]

I said, oh yeah, that fat ugly face of hers.

[Pre K]

She doesn't. She's lost her cute. Even listening to her talk about moving to Ireland. I'm an island now.

[Gigi Drummond]

I'm an island now.

[Pre K]

I moved last week. It's January. It's very cold.

[Gigi Drummond]

But I love it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Me and my partner, me and my partner took our two adopted children and three dogs.

[Pre K]

Larry, what if I bust your chops? Larry.

[J.D. Ryan]

Larry, her partner.

[Pre K]

Her relationship with Larry David on the last of Curb. Yeah, that's great.

[J.D. Ryan]

She is a lesbian, right?

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yes, openly, I'm pretty sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

Awesome. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars the radio for america's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com. in this next segment is the call in segment with the car. So if you want to sell a car and yes, the market's up calling right now. It's Real easy to remember the number. It's 800800 radio. What was that number again? Well, if you can spell radio, you goofy bastard, then you can decode it on the phone. [phone]-0800 radio. Call now. Give me your make, miles, year, make, model, miles, average, rougher, clean, and I'll hang a number on it. And if you don't want to call in to 800800 radio, go to givemethe vi.com and if you're sitting home listening this for any reason, first of all, what's wrong with you? And second of all, put it on the YouTube stream jcw show and you can throw it up on your TV or cast it. And we've got, I don't know, eight cameras in here and some video effects and it's free. Be right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevit.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[J.D. Ryan]

So I've got a, a call board full of junk and instead of taking that, I'm just taking this one blind from Oklahoma so I can argue with an angry Oklahoman. Angry Oklahoman, hard ass, not an angry Oklahoman. Boom.

[Caller]

My mother in law recently Pat.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[Caller]

Well, I'm a refugee from Missouri. 2017, 2017 Buick Regal, 28,000.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't know they made her smoked in.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's an old lady car.

[J.D. Ryan]

She was she gambler?

[Caller]

No, no, no, no, no, no. She just drove it to the beauty shop and maybe down to McDonald's every once in a while.

[J.D. Ryan]

Was she a big girl? Send me some news.

[Caller]

Not really.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, sounds like she was on the right end of the tall side from your response. Was it a GS, A pr. She was do it.

[Caller]

It's a six banger and it's silver.

[J.D. Ryan]

So we were talking about how fat your mother in law was.

[Caller]

She was not fat.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, well let's get that straight right now.

[Caller]

You know, I mean, no, she wasn't fat.

[J.D. Ryan]

How many years between her and your wife?

[Caller]

Yeah. 33. Yeah, I think. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you still married to her daughter obviously, or you would be calling on her mother's behalf.

[Caller]

Oh yes, I'm still married to her. We actually got remarried.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why didn't she take her mom's car?

[Caller]

She's got a Koba honeycomb. It's pretty new. It's like a 22, so you don't need it.

[J.D. Ryan]

When you married your wife, did you look at her mother's ankles?

[Caller]

I did.

[J.D. Ryan]

And what did you find?

[Caller]

They seem to be fine.

[J.D. Ryan]

And now, how many years ago was this?

[Caller]

When I got married.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like when you checked out your mother's ankles, your mother in law, future mother in law's ankles. And you were thinking about all this stuff down the road in her passing, having to sell her Buick 1998. When you were looking at those ankles, I bet you didn't think you'd be calling into a radio show on a rock station 30 years later.

[Caller]

I listen to you guys. I listen to you guys every Saturday, man. It's hilarious.

[J.D. Ryan]

In the honor but of your past mother in law with small ankles, I'm gonna give 11,000.

[Caller]

That's kind of what I was thinking.

[J.D. Ryan]

You were thinking, right. That's why she liked you. You were a good thinker.

[Caller]

Oh, she loved me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[Caller]

She loved me.

[J.D. Ryan]

So is the ankle thing like what you're. Before we cut loose. Is your wife listening? No, thank God. Okay, so the ankle check, 30 years ago, did it all match up to like what you have now 30 years later?

[Caller]

Pretty much.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you have any advice for young men out there listening and wondering what we're talking about?

[Caller]

Well, when your wife gets old, check out her mom first. That way you know what she's gonna look like when she gets old.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's it. And the ankles are a true sign.

[Caller]

And my mother in law was very, very attractive woman.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go. Get you some of that. Get you something.

[Caller]

Hey, John.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah?

[Caller]

Well, I was listening to your grandmother's boob story. Yes. And so I also saw my grandmother on my mother's side's boobs when I was about 6 years old. Full of skin tags.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ah.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Scarred for life. Scarred. Scarred. And on a better note, I also saw my grandmother's.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, don't say it. No, no. Get him out of here.

[Caller]

On my. On my dad's side.

[J.D. Ryan]

Take some pictures of that ugly and send them to me.

[Caller]

Oh, my God. No, it was. I didn't know what it was, man. I thought it was like, she's got a. She's got a.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's like an Arby's roast beef sandwich.

[Caller]

I don't want to go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, I got. I gotta go. I gotta go. We gotta talk about this later. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy car. The radio for America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com and I never had that conversation with anybody in Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, the John Clay Wolf show ages like a fine milk. Let's just check this out. Oh, God, that's bad. Check out the podcast, vids, socials, all that [e-mail] this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Turley]

West Virginia has become the first state to ban artificial food dyes which should make food healthier for the baby you.

[Pre K]

Had with your cousin.

[John Clay Wolf]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmethevin.com hey, the largest radio show and fastest growing podcast, the John Clay Wolf Show. Go to jcwshow.com.

[J.D. Ryan]

Chris in North Carolina, what's your story?

[Caller]

Hey, you guys were talking to that guy about, you know, checking out his mom, his mother in law, future mother in law, to see how his wife is going to look. Well, just do what I. Just do what I did, man. Just get you a 29 year old when you're 53. You ain't got to worry about it because she ain't gonna get old.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's decent advice. You're not the first one with that advice, but it is good advice. Is she white, black, Latino or other?

[Gigi Drummond]

She's white.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't know if you went to Vietnam and got you one and shot it over here.

[Caller]

No, no Internet. No. Actually met her in a bar and we quit drinking after that. So I pulled her out of a bar and then everything got better.

[J.D. Ryan]

Was she a prostitute?

[Caller]

No, she was not.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, you made it sound like you rescued her. I didn't know if she'd been sex trafficked by anybody besides you. Well, she might have had a pretty.

[Caller]

Rough childhood because her mom, you know, wasn't. Wasn't the greatest, but she says she's really. Yeah, she's a really, really good woman, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no.

[Caller]

Big ankles? No, no. Her mom is hot as hell.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, good. And is she more like your age.

[Caller]

Her mom? Yeah, yeah, she was younger. Yeah, she. She's passed away a few years ago, but she was younger than me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you ever fool around with her?

[Gigi Drummond]

I've.

[Caller]

No, I never met her. Never met her?

[J.D. Ryan]

You never. She never had the chance of your studmanship. Hey, while you're in North Carolina. You're in North Carolina, right?

[Caller]

Yeah. Huh.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you know anybody in the, like the. I want to make an. Do you know anybody in the tobacco or the snuff business?

[Caller]

Not really, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

I want to make my own dip and you're in North Carolina. I figured you knew how to do that. I mean, Winston Salem. I'm not asking for cigarettes, I'm just asking for snuff. I want to make, you know, like a lot of these radio guys like John Boy and Billy have Their own barbecue sauce.

[Caller]

Yeah. Huh? Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I want my own snuff.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tobacco.

[Caller]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

So if anybody out there's listening. And you could make that like a white label, Red Man Chew and skull kind of stuff. 800. 800. Just go to jcwshow.com. i'm looking for a business partner. I want a white label, my own tobacco products, kind of flavor.

[Gigi Drummond]

There you go.

[J.D. Ryan]

I have to think about it. Maybe apple, you know, good flavor. Pillow. Spin on it. Wolf pack chew.

[Bobbo]

You just don't want to have to pay for it anymore. That's what it is.

[Gigi Drummond]

Exactly.

[J.D. Ryan]

Speaking of weird stuff, what's going on in Florida? J. Well, it's that time.

[Gigi Drummond]

It is that time.

[Pre K]

And now, from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with Your certified lifeguard, J.D.

[Gigi Drummond]

Ryan Lake Butler man arrested after he violated a restraining order, broke into his ex's house and stole her pet chicken. He allegedly kicked down the back door, grabbed the chicken and shouted, I've got Polly. And ran into the woods. Of course the cops came, found him in about 10 minutes. I mean, you're hiding with a chicken. How hard is it to find? You got number eight. You're gonna love the audio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, show us your hands. Stand up. Show me your hands.

[Bobbo]

That's fine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just hold your chicken. I'm not gonna hurt your chicken. Hey, relax. A little whack.

[Gigi Drummond]

A doodle.

[Pre K]

That's all broke up.

[Gigi Drummond]

It's all broke up. Don't hurt my chicken. Don't hurt my chicken.

[Bobbo]

And he got arrested for stealing the chicken.

[Gigi Drummond]

Well, also restraining or. I didn't want to go there.

[J.D. Ryan]

I did.

[Gigi Drummond]

Restraining order. Broke into the house. Yeah. And then stole the chicken. Another Florida woman who choked the chicken. Arrested for allegedly.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why is that mule open off over there in the sunset.

[Gigi Drummond]

A Florida woman allegedly arrested for holding two kids at gunpoint. It was a pellet gun, but they were. They were fishing in her backyard and threatening. She threatened them, basically. 60 year old Donna Wilkins.

[J.D. Ryan]

She has long boobs.

[Gigi Drummond]

I knew you were gonna say that.

[J.D. Ryan]

I knew it.

[Pre K]

It just sounds long.

[J.D. Ryan]

Walked into her back 60 holding a pistol. Yeah, Wanda.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, Wanda.

[Bobbo]

Listen to her audio.

[J.D. Ryan]

You.

[Bobbo]

You'll be able to tell here the.

[Gigi Drummond]

Kids were 13 and 15.

[J.D. Ryan]

She can make me.

[Gigi Drummond]

Told him to lie on the ground. She'd already called 911. Here she is, C number nine.

[J.D. Ryan]

This woman accused of holding two teenagers at gunpoint. She called 911 on them, but she's the one who ended up in cops. Because if someone goes in your backyard, you can blow their heads off. I have a right to protect my property.

[Pre K]

My house.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you ain't coming back ever.

[Gigi Drummond]

She said that she was going to blow our br.

[J.D. Ryan]

And saying that if we didn't listen.

[Gigi Drummond]

To her then she would shoot and.

[J.D. Ryan]

That she was gonna blow her head off. Did you know it was a pellet gun at the time or in your head? This is a real gun that she could shoot and kill you. In my head I thought it was a real gun. She was gonna shoot us and kill us. And the fact that she was saying she was gonna blow her head off. You can't do that with the pellet gun.

[Gigi Drummond]

So I really thought it was real.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sounds like she needs legal representation from Saul Goodman. Yeah. Get a little money on the old insurance company.

[Pre K]

God almighty, people. Calm down.

[Gigi Drummond]

Calm down.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're just fishing.

[Gigi Drummond]

And they've been your backyard.

[Pre K]

I'm gonna kill you.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean that sounds like a SEC story, but that was more of a ACC story. That was Philly. That was Jersey.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's Florida.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not Florida. That's a Yankee that. Listen to that voice. That's a Yankee snowbird that flew down there and crashed.

[Pre K]

Yeah, she's an implant for sure.

[Gigi Drummond]

Crazy folks.

[Pre K]

Look like you probably bought those shoes at Target.

[Gigi Drummond]

Forget about it.

[Pre K]

Tagging shop. Is there a bunch of homos right? She's got that.

[J.D. Ryan]

That inflation of Target. What happened to their stock yesterday? They go down with everybody else's.

[Pre K]

I'm surely. I don't know. I don't know. You're just maybe. Okay.

[Gigi Drummond]

I do not.

[J.D. Ryan]

You have no money in the stock?

[Gigi Drummond]

Not right at this moment.

[J.D. Ryan]

Boy, you're lucky.

[Gigi Drummond]

Did. Did you lose?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I had nothing. But the people that did. Lost 10%.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah. It'll come back. Hang on to it. It'll come back. Target yesterday went. They went up 2%.

[J.D. Ryan]

Huh?

[Gigi Drummond]

Target.

[J.D. Ryan]

Target.

[Gigi Drummond]

Target Corporation.

[J.D. Ryan]

So they're not a bunch of homos there.

[Gigi Drummond]

Forget about it. No, but you don't have anything in the market.

[J.D. Ryan]

00 government bonds that pay four and a half percent. Pretty Sexy Radio talk. But I asked my pilot, Jim.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And he's flown for American for 40. Wait, he's 73. I don't know. He. 35 years. He retired. And I asked him yesterday, I said I bet you have a lot of money in the stock market. He said, I do. Yeah. Of course he does. He's a 30 year pilot. Veteran pilot. Seven four seven captain. And I was like, how much money have you lost in the past 48 hours? Because it dropped 10%. He said, 200 grand, James.

[Gigi Drummond]

Ouch. But it'll come back.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I was like, jim, I knew you're a millionaire, but I didn't know use a two millionaire. Yeah, you're looking better already.

[Gigi Drummond]

You can lose 200 grand.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's like I'm. He said I'm a three millionaire. I only got two of it in the stock market. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Terrence. News stories.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Speech impediment. Terence. Everyone, we've got him doing something now besides just mumbling around. He's going to tell us news stories. Hit it.

[Caller]

Okay. April is sexual awareness month in downtown. The place you're looking for the sexual suspects.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sexual assault, sexual chocolate.

[Caller]

1.6 million dollar cost for the new convention center. It's going to be twice the size. And snake season is now in Austin in Western Brow Snake because they sleep, they do not hibernate. So we see one later. Be like, hey, now, since that change of weather, Texas a lot, you better watch out because you touch one, like.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not, you know, bite.

[Caller]

Bite down hard.

[J.D. Ryan]

Perfect. And that is our news update from speech Impedimentary. Gigi, can you do better? Oh, she's not here.

[Gigi Drummond]

She's not here.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[Pre K]

This week's rattlesnake tips brought to you by John Clay Wolf's grilling sauce. God, it's good. All right.

[Gigi Drummond]

Okay, bring it on, Jay.

[J.D. Ryan]

But was it JD And Big John.

[Pre K]

Boy here talking at you. Get you some grilling sauce and get it all over you. I mean, I want you slick, honey.

[J.D. Ryan]

We'll be right back. My name is John Claywolf. Buy cars on the radio for givemethevin.com the market went up on the used car, so we're paying more than we were. Go to givemethevin.com, america's best car buyer. Send you a check for $100 if we don't beat a written CarMax offer. And let me tell you something else about that real quick. Like last week, we beat a written. No, a digital CarMax offer. My guy didn't check the car when it came in and it needed a bunch of paint, so we wound up losing a thousand dollars on it. That's why we say written CarMax offer. Because the digital offers that like these companies like myself, like Give me the vin, give you. If there's no condition adjustment on the what the computer's generating because you didn't tell the truth, then expect to tell the truth at some point. Unless you're selling it to our Buyer that doesn't look, he'll just write your check. He didn't give a damn because it's not his money, and it doesn't change him at all. He gets paid by the unit, so he doesn't care. All right, enough of that. We'll be right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com. hit him up right now. 1-800-800radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bobbo, I don't think Gigi has met our HR lady, Erica.

[Pre K]

Oh, really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. So could you introduce her to her? Because she needs to go down the hallway and get written up. What? You do, tardy.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, that's true.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tardy.

[Bobbo]

Hey, Gigi.

[Pre K]

Gigi. The perfect line right here is, hey, bud, what's your problem?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not working.

[Gigi Drummond]

She's talking, but we don't hear her.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can hear you.

[Gigi Drummond]

There we are.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you are. There you are.

[Turley]

You hear me now?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Turley]

Well, hey, bud, what's your problem?

[J.D. Ryan]

Where you been?

[Turley]

You know, I was having the best dream. You know, you have those dreams where you're dancing and you're having a good time, you're running around.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Turley]

And then slowly you realize, wait a minute. I'm supposed to be up. Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

My friend Barrett. I can't believe I just forgot his last name. Barrett Robbins. So it. In 1992 at TCU, I had a bar when I was 19, May with my best friend Carter Coleman, and Barrett and Carter played football at tcu and he roommate with Barrett, and Barrett was our bouncer. The name of this bar was the Plaid Pig. How did I have a liquor license at 19? Because I paid my other buddy Sullivan's $400 to own all the stock. Anyway. Oh, so in. Carter was in the good fraternity, and he was on the football team there. So, like, the Kappa Sigs and the football team had their own bar. How does that not work, right? I mean, it was a layup. So, anyway, Barrett had a successful. I'm getting to your story about dreaming and not understanding where you are. Barrett had a successful run at TCU as their center. He was drafted, I think, first round by the Raiders. They went to the Super Bowl. Barrett liked to party, and he's a little bit weird. He big boy. And he went to Tijuana the day before the super bowl because they were playing it in la. So understand this guy's gone to LA from. To be in the super bowl, and instead of going to the hotel room, he went to Tijuana. And I don't know what he did or what happened, but he was dreaming. He was hallucinating. And he was watching the super bowl on TV at a bar in Tijuana, and he was their starting center.

[Gigi Drummond]

He's supposed to be there. God.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you don't believe me, Google Barrett Robbins. Super Bowl.

[Bobbo]

Oh, it's true.

[Gigi Drummond]

Did he ever make it?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no, no. And he obviously lost his position as the starter. As the starter on the Raiders.

[Gigi Drummond]

Anybody seen the center?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, so that didn't go well. Blamed it on Mental. And he was. He has problems. But then if you. There's a. There was a big write up in Playboy about, I don't know, 20 years ago, and it talked about the demise of him and how he got to Miami and wound up banging a bunch of cops together like he was a monster. And he. They shot him four or six times, and he still beat the hell out of him and he still lived.

[Turley]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep. He's around. Haven't talked to him a while, but. Anyway, I just don't want all that to happen to you, Gigi.

[Turley]

Well, thank you. Thank you. Neither do I.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get off your ass and get to work.

[Turley]

Okay, I'm here.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. Good, good. What have you got, Jay?

[Gigi Drummond]

What do we got? Flashback time. Remember July 6th? We were on the radio. Actually, July 6th, 2013. A San Francisco TV station newscast went viral after reporting the names of the Asiana flight crew. It was a very serious accident, very bad crash at San Francisco International Airport. So we're not laughing about the crash, but remember this? This happened on. Live on television. Somebody typed in the names of the crew as it was reported from the ntsb, the National Transportation Safety Board, and this is what they came up with. Cat 7, we have new information now also on the plane crash.

[J.D. Ryan]

KTVU has just learned the names of the four pilots who were on board the flight. They are Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wei Tulo Ho Le Fook and Bang Ding Ao. The NTSB has confirmed these are the names of the pilots on board Flight 214 when it crashed.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, my God. So the NTSB intern basically called the TV station, said, we got all the names if you want them. Oh, yeah, we want them. That's a scoop. Let me. Let's have them. And they gave him. And they read it live on the air. Bang Ting Owl. Holy fook.

[J.D. Ryan]

I saw a deal on TV that made me think of that.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I wonder if this was real because they had in. I don't know, it was like Arkansas or some. Yeah, I think it Was Arkansas that had crazy storms this week?

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

And they were like in the news, you know, the storms are going through. And it's 609 Liberty Valley Valley is when the storms will be. And at 6:12 Ryo Vista, Arkansas. 6:16 Augusta. 618 Negro Head Corner. 622 Riverside County. Wait, 625.

[Pre K]

What is that the name of a town?

[Turley]

Can you go back a few names?

[Bobbo]

It's real.

[Gigi Drummond]

Look, it's a real place. Actually, I looked it up.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

If you go to this Stream right now, jcwshow.com you'll see it.

[Gigi Drummond]

It's an unincorporated community in Woodruff County, Arkansas, called Negro Head Corner, Arkansas.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you don't think it's a gag, like banging out.

[Gigi Drummond]

Okay. Do you want it to be?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I just can't. I'm just surprised out of trouble. I'm surprised after the years they hadn't changed the name.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yes, I think you would think all days.

[Pre K]

And we as young children driving up this road, we used to see old Ben Jackson Culver.

[Gigi Drummond]

Right.

[Pre K]

Sitting up there. He's a black man. Sit on his porch. His porch wasn't very high, but he used to sit on a side stoop, and you could see the silhouette there. Proud man looking out at the land.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Watching as the sun come up and sun goes down. Ben Jackson.

[Gigi Drummond]

Ben Jackson.

[J.D. Ryan]

When the sun would come up, would he have a big head? And would it, like, throw a. Like a. Cast a shadow onto the corner there?

[Pre K]

If you pass by, say, for school in the month of March back there, and this was back in 1961, you would see the silhouette of Ben Jackson Culver, that big black head. It just seemed everything was right with the world. People loved him so much, and he made a hell of a good barbecue. They decided, what can we name after old Ben?

[Gigi Drummond]

You're not far off the truth.

[Pre K]

I don't know why the words Jackson, Culver never made their way in there. But Arkansas is different. It's like. Like a whole nother country. Y'all come see us now, you hear?

[Gigi Drummond]

You want the real story?

[Pre K]

Yes.

[Gigi Drummond]

The area was named for an oak sculpture of a black man's head that once was displayed on the corner of a farm, just like this guy said, near the crossroads. So it was literally named after a sculpture of a black man's head.

[J.D. Ryan]

So they decided to name it Negro Head, Arkansas.

[Gigi Drummond]

Correct. Unincorporated community in Woodruff County, Arkansas.

[J.D. Ryan]

So unincorporated, does that mean that somebody just named it?

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, I think that's what that means. Yeah.

[Turley]

Kind of like, so how many white people live there?

[Gigi Drummond]

That's a real good question. Okay, I don't know how to look that up.

[J.D. Ryan]

How many people live their period? If it's unincorporated, there's probably like 20 trailer houses.

[Gigi Drummond]

113 according to this, as of 20. Well, that was 2016.

[J.D. Ryan]

We should move this whole thing there. You know, we did the. We. We took a tiny little town and turned it something in Walnut Springs, Texas. Move the studio out there, did the whole thing. Open restaurants, car museums, have parties. Pat Greens coming in two weeks and we're doing a big car show with Richard Rollins and myself in Walnut springs. Go to jcwshow.com and you can click and register your car now. And also if you want to buy Pat Green tickets. He's playing Friday and Saturday. But I think that we should scratch the whole damn thing and head on up to Negro Headquarter.

[Turley]

I think so, too.

[J.D. Ryan]

I do. So that's going to be the next stop, the next car show we do. That's where it's gonna be. I've been looking for a new place to do a remote. I'm excited.

[Bobbo]

All right, run into town. Starts on your radio, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Pre K, are you gonna go with us if we go up there?

[Gigi Drummond]

You know who he is?

[J.D. Ryan]

It. It does sound like a party.

[Turley]

Sounds like a good time.

[Gigi Drummond]

He's shooting a new video, too. Prek is.

[Pre K]

Oh, yeah.

[Gigi Drummond]

Wants us all in it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Prek, do you want to shoot your video up there? Yes. Let me see what that looks like first. All right. All right. 10 for good buddy. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars on the radio for America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com.

[Pre K]

The John Clay Wolf show is heard every week on great stations like Washington's classic rock, WBIG Big 100 and WGLF Gulf 104. Tallahassee's classic hits. Catch the nation's fastest growing podcast and live video [e-mail] and we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show right after this. I am Ice Cream Man Evil ice.

[Gigi Drummond]

Cream man Scaring little children with my.

[Pre K]

Band blaring in their ears Evil little.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jingle that they fear.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, my God.

[Pre K]

Ring little tights 88 varieties they don't.

[Gigi Drummond]

Like liverwurst and sardine I sell flavors.

[Pre K]

That make them scream.

[Gigi Drummond]

Will ice cream Then children run away as fast as they can.

[Pre K]

And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown and featuring DJ Pre K. G. Drummond, Keith Richards, with the world's biggest son of a bitch and Satan, the prince of darkness. And now your host, John Clay wolf.

[J.D. Ryan]

Saturday morning, April 5th. Good morning. How the hell are you, America? G.G. drummond, I have a woman question for you.

[Turley]

Here we go.

[J.D. Ryan]

When. When your wife tells you that you like, your breath smells bad.

[Turley]

Mm.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you go ask other people if your breath smells bad, and everybody says no. And, like, your good friends, like, dude, I would have told you. I mean, I'm serious. Like, then you go up to your kid. Like, you go up to your kids and breathe on them and, like, hey, does my breast feel bad? Like, you're really checking. And everybody says no. And your wife is. Oh, my God, it's so bad. Oh, my God, it smells like. Write this down. The smell that she described. Farts, seaweed, and homelessness.

[Pre K]

Wow.

[Turley]

What does homelessness smell like?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you'd have to ask her.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, my God.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow. Seaweed. I mean, that's bad.

[Gigi Drummond]

That's bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, so. So, like, yeah, so. And she's like, it's the dip. It's the dip. It's snuff. So I quit dipping that, and I went to something else that's minty, that's fake, and it's not even tobacco.

[Pre K]

And I saw you looking at that last.

[J.D. Ryan]

It actually smells good. So I checked it again, everybody. No, no, no, no. So my farts, seaweed, and homelessness. Now, that'd be a hell of a perfume.

[Gigi Drummond]

It is.

[J.D. Ryan]

But what's that mean when, like. And I believe that. That that's what she smells when she sees me. So does that mean she's leaving me?

[Gigi Drummond]

No, no.

[Turley]

I just think that means you're not going to get any for a while.

[Gigi Drummond]

She loves you and she wants you to quit dipping. That's what's happening.

[J.D. Ryan]

Farts, seaweed, and homelessness.

[Gigi Drummond]

I think that was a fish reference there with the seaweed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jesus Christ. And she's the Danish one. Man, they eat those damn sardines and mackerel.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, that's awful.

[J.D. Ryan]

Puke right here on the microphone. Do you, Baba? You like that stuff?

[Pre K]

Man, I've had them. You know, I. I think, you know, I'm pretty picky type.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you eat sardines or mackerel out of a can?

[Pre K]

Generally not. I do like smoked oysters out of a can, but in a pinch, you know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. If you were hungry, you wouldn't turn your ass to sardines in a can.

[Pre K]

No. There's a place in the world for that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you have to Put anything on it to make it go down.

[Pre K]

Yes, yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hot sauce.

[Pre K]

Tabasco.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep. Knew it.

[Pre K]

Lemon, maybe. And always on a Ritz cracker.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gigi, what about you?

[Turley]

I eat them. Right from the can.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Yeah. And I don't have to put anything on them.

[J.D. Ryan]

But you. You people. Which. You're like my wife.

[Turley]

Who is you people.

[J.D. Ryan]

You and my wife. Okay, weird women. We'll eat that stuff.

[Turley]

It's good.

[J.D. Ryan]

We eat. We eat mackerel out of a can. Use fish. Canned fish. Canned meats as a whole are a sketchy proposition.

[Gigi Drummond]

Absolutely.

[J.D. Ryan]

Spam. Gigi, did your mama. Did you grow up on spam?

[Turley]

I didn't grow up on spam, but I grew up on mackerel. Oh, that little fish on can. That kind of half turned in the air. And that red can. Yeah, I remember the mackerel days.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Let's clear our palate and go on to something else. Homelessness. Farts and seaweed.

[Gigi Drummond]

Do you want to do something else? Maybe. Okay, let's see. How about a love song to Elon Musk? Everybody's, you know, doing all these horrible things to Tesla's. This woman named Alice Elestrea. Rather, basher put on YouTube. Now, we're not sure if this. If she's being serious or it's just satire, but either way, it's a loving, kind of awkward tribute to Elon. Cat number two.

[Bobbo]

He gave us cars that drive so fast.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, he did. Made rockets built to blast. Boom.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, thank you, Elon Musk.

[J.D. Ryan]

He took over Twitter's reign. He saved free speech for all. Eliminating woke pain. SpaceX rise. Tesla self drive. Starlink beams with laser dreams. He's got a master plan for our lives. Let's occupy Mar. Let's Occupy Mar.

[Gigi Drummond]

A little odd, huh? Strange.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's good. Thank you.

[Gigi Drummond]

So, what's going on with Tesla?

[Pre K]

It's extremely well produced. Yeah, very well produced.

[Bobbo]

People are selling them. Give me the vin.com. just to get out of them. Oh, yeah, there's. They're writing checks to get out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Negative equity.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Seven, eight grand.

[Gigi Drummond]

Especially those trucks for 100. At least 100 grand or more.

[J.D. Ryan]

Val Kilmer passed away this week. He was 65.

[Pre K]

What a bummer, man.

[Gigi Drummond]

Throat cancer. Since.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here's a montage of some of his most memorable moments. Cut one. You figured it out yet?

[Gigi Drummond]

What's that? Top Gun.

[Pre K]

Who's the best pilot?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I think I can figure that one out on my own. I heard that about you. You like to work alone. I'm your huckleberry.

[Gigi Drummond]

Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave. But it's not with you, Holiday.

[J.D. Ryan]

I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. Play for Blood, remember? Called me here for this. The Bat signal is not a beeper.

[Gigi Drummond]

Well, I wish I could say that.

[J.D. Ryan]

My interest in you was purely professional. It's the car, right? Chicks love the car. The Lizard King. I can do anything.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Val starred in dozens of movies, but it was his supporting role as Iceman and Top Gun that became his breakthrough. Kilmer also said he owed Tom Cruise for fighting for him to get the role. 1.2. You know, in the first one, I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really rallied hard for him to make the movie.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're everyone's problem. And the kind of talent that he has, and you see that scene. It's very special.

[Pre K]

This is very special.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can be my wingman anytime. You can be mine.

[Bobbo]

Great moment, that Tombstone. I. I'm going on a limb, but I think that's the best Western.

[J.D. Ryan]

Never seen it? No.

[Bobbo]

Oh, you've never seen.

[Gigi Drummond]

Show's over. Right now. We're going to see Tombstone. Turn the mics off.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's the matter with you, tg have you seen Tombstone?

[Turley]

No, I have not.

[J.D. Ryan]

We need to watch it together then. On Zoom.

[Turley]

No, he kidding.

[Bobbo]

I can't believe you've never seen that.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've seen the beginning, but I've just. It's never hooked me.

[Gigi Drummond]

So.

[J.D. Ryan]

I need.

[Pre K]

Val Kilmer is. Is legendary in that. But, you know, I think that may be Kurt Russell's best acting performance as well.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yep.

[Pre K]

I'm coming in. Hell's coming with you.

[Gigi Drummond]

With me?

[Pre K]

Yeah. You never saw. It's the story of the. The okay Corral. The Wyatt Earp and his brothers.

[Turley]

Oh, with the song.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, God.

[Turley]

Remember, do not forsake me, oh, my darling on this, our wedding day. Remember?

[Pre K]

I don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was Soul Train, but I love it.

[Gigi Drummond]

I'll see how it relates to the movie.

[Pre K]

Did they sing that movie? That song?

[Turley]

No, no, they sing that in the O.K. corral.

[Pre K]

Oh, okay, okay. The old Gabby Hayes. Yeah, right.

[Turley]

It's good.

[Pre K]

We were watching something with young John Wayne for just a little while last night.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dr. Dan, real quick, what do you want to say to Randy the Chipmunk?

[Caller]

Well, I hope he has a friend that can answer this question. We got some bird feeders on our property. We've got problem with squirrels getting in them. Wife says you should put the bird feed in.

[Joe Exotic]

That's hot and spicy.

[Caller]

I said this is Texas. We've got Hispanic squirrels. They'll like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

She said, how do you know that? I said, I don't, but I know.

[Caller]

Someone I can call.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Boy, that's. That's really interesting. You know, squirrels will get into bird feeders. And there's nothing you can put in a bird feeder to get rid of the squirrels that isn't harmful to the birds as well. So here's what you do. You get like one of those little kids playhouses.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's like a tent thing.

[Gigi Drummond]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

And put a sign outside.

[Gigi Drummond]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

It says, free peanuts.

[Gigi Drummond]

Free peanuts.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Once you get them inside the house, you do anything you want with them and they'll never come back. You scare the hell out of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Keep alive. Trapping there trapped squirrels. Boo. Bow in there together. It's like. Are you watching any TV lately?

[Gigi Drummond]

Well, sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you see those Venezuelans down in El Salvador?

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You think they ever want to see another free peanut?

[Pre K]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what you have to trick them. Squirrels are smart, especially Latino squirrels. Yeah, and they can take the spice. But you're not going to turn their back on a free peanut. Neither shall I. But I only eat them outdoors.

[Gigi Drummond]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's your tip for squirrels for this week, folks. Thanks, Randy. Thank you. The lightning rounds next. Call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is what that spells out. R, A D I, O. Look at it on your phone. 8. Well, I can tell you real quick, it's 7 2, 3 4. 800, 800, 723 4. Give me year, make, model, miles, average, rougher, clean. And I will bid your car on the air. Neil and Marilyn. I'm really not a good buyer on police interceptors. Those are at those government auctions all the time. And I've really never ever made money on one in my life. You there? Neil. And Maryland had a police interceptor he wanted to sell. Neil, you on the air? Nope. Well, he's been waiting for only an hour. I was trying to hope he would hang up, but he just didn't hang up. Hey, Sam, you've got. You've got an old supra, an 89.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's. It's a little bit of a. I'll be brief. It's a little bit of a fixer upper. I know that it doesn't run, but it's in pretty good condition.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it turbo?

[Caller]

It's the turbo. It's the one everybody wants, I think. But my girl's an idiot. She's got all these cars and she's turning her Place into like a car lot. And I'm like, why don't you just sell it and let somebody get something out of it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Does it need pain?

[Caller]

It's just ridiculous. You know, it was garage kept for a long time in new jersey and then it came to florida. I'm in kissimmee.

[J.D. Ryan]

Doesn't need paint.

[Caller]

But she's in longwood.

[J.D. Ryan]

Doesn't need paint. Does it need paint? Sam, can you hear me?

[Caller]

I mean, it's in good condition overall.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've got a question, sir. Stop talking. Listen, listen, listen. Yes or no. Does it need to be repainted?

[Caller]

You fade it out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does it need to be repainted? Does it need pain? Okay, so. So the paint's okay.

[Caller]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Load it up into. Give me the vin.com. i'll take a stab at it. Is it a stick or is it automatic?

[Caller]

Automatic.

[J.D. Ryan]

Perfect. Thank you. I want to buy it. He's mad at me now.

[Bobbo]

You only said it 10 times.

[Gigi Drummond]

10 times.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

So we'll do that with you in just a minute. Call it 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. Give me year, make, model, miles. And if it's a car that needs a story and I ask, does it need a motor, does it need a transmission, does it need paint? Just say yes. And then I know what to do. Be right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the john clay wolf show, presented by givemethevent.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the john clay wolf show.

[J.D. Ryan]

And this is where we bid the cars on the radio for you guys on behalf of. Give me the VIN. Richard, you got a 08 convertible Z28 with 100,000 miles on it. A. No scenario, not a 08. Was it O? What year is it, Richard, Is it a? O?

[Caller]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

In no scenario to me. Is that car worth $10,000? What?

[Caller]

Is it worth half that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I mean, I'm. That body. That body style has not taken off yet. The next one's trying to the 80s, you know, like a 86, 87 IROC. I mean that. Now, that body style you have is not lit up yet. So hang on to it. Or it's about five grand. Neil and maryland has nothing. Dave and stillwater, you've got a 74F. 250 high boy. 390. Manual transmission, 125,000 miles. Four wheel drive. How nice is it?

[Caller]

It's in pretty decent shape. Little tiny bit of rust back there where the rear bumper curves around and one little tiny dent on the front fender, no cancer. Pretty good shape actually. I'm supposedly third owner.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does 10 grand buy?

[Caller]

I think so, yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can't need to paint it if I, if I'm given 10. Don't need to paint it.

[Caller]

It's been repainted.

[Pre K]

It was the original chocolate brown and.

[Caller]

It is now two tone brown and white.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's better.

[Caller]

Just power washed it. The other.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's.

[Caller]

Yeah, it looks good. I mean it. If you want a pristine paint job, yes, you're gonna have to repaint it.

[J.D. Ryan]

But for 10 grand, I mean, you know, if I wanted, if it was pristine, I'd pay more than that. I understand, but take some pictures of it. Take some pictures of the bad parts too. And go to GMT. GMTVCC.com and Kyle Dunn. Hot rod. Kyle will call you, email you back. Give me the VIN. Classic collector is what that stands for. Gmtvcc.com and load it up and we'll buy it. Say that one more time like the name of the company's. Give me the VIN in the initials of that is gmtv. So put in GMTV and then CC is classic collector. That's our classic and collector division. So It's a mouthful. Gmtvcc.com okay.

[Caller]

Yep, that'll work.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Pittsburgh. What have you got?

[Joe Exotic]

Hey, all right.

[J.D. Ryan]

2 actually.

[Joe Exotic]

I have a 1985 Nissan 200 SX300.

[J.D. Ryan]

My father in law.

[Joe Exotic]

It has.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's the other one?

[Caller]

Replace the transmission.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's the other one?

[Joe Exotic]

And it has.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh.

[Joe Exotic]

1986 Ford Mustang Fox body 2.3 liter LX.

[J.D. Ryan]

You sure it's not a five point original?

[Joe Exotic]

I wish it was, sweetheart.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think between those two cars, you might wrestle up 800,000 bucks. Cha ching, baby. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Be right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

The most popular Saturday morning show to ever broadcast in America. You're listening to the John Clay Wolf show. Feel free to call and make your voice heard. 800, 800 radio. And check out the [e-mail] or john.

[J.D. Ryan]

Claywolf.Com DoorDash will soon let users buy now, pay later for fast food. Hold on. They're going to let Americans eat Taco Bell on credit? You don't want to have to tell your kids I'm sorry you don't have a college fund. But you have to understand, Daddy really wanted diarrhea.

[John Clay Wolf]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show. America's largest weekend morning show. 800800 radio. And check out the [e-mail]. this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Coming down the mountain. Did they break up for good this time when they freaked out on stage? Jane's addiction the other night?

[Pre K]

It looks like it, man.

[Bobbo]

No official breakup, but yeah, it's not good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gigi, do you have any money in the stock market?

[Turley]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

How did you lose a lot of money over the past couple days?

[Turley]

I don't know. I don't keep up with it.

[J.D. Ryan]

It dropped hard.

[Turley]

How? How hard?

[J.D. Ryan]

10%. If you had 100 grand in there, you got 90 now on average is depending on what stocks you're in.

[Turley]

Oh, that means this is a good time to buy, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

It could be, unless it drops harder. Monday, there were a lot of guys fishing at the bottom on Thursday and got their ass wiped out on Friday. And then they're fishing at the bottom on Friday and they might get their ass wiped out on Monday. Fishing at the bottom means just what you said, you know, they're buying and thinking it's the bottom and it's not the bottom.

[Pre K]

I heard a great tip the other day. Otis elevators. They make the elevators in literally a million different buildings in the country, right?

[Gigi Drummond]

Sure.

[Pre K]

Nobody else services them. And when you buy an Otis elevator, you also buy their service contract. So they're the only company that works on those elevators. And we're gonna have them through the course of this thing. And it's not cheap, but it's. It's through the low enough.

[J.D. Ryan]

What thing?

[Pre K]

The course of this tariff thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Pre K]

You know, that's the tip I heard. Otis elevators.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, this is a hot stock tip from Bobbo the radio man by Otis elevators. Well, he's saying that now that there's no more importing of elevators, maybe that everybody's gonna be using Otis again.

[Pre K]

It's an American company. No tariffs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Pre K]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

They are everywhere. If you look around, I don't know if we've got one in our office building, but Otis, our elevators always broke.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it? I did get a contract on it.

[Pre K]

Did you?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Has it been breaking lately?

[Pre K]

I haven't been in there.

[J.D. Ryan]

That damn building wears me out. You know about this big ass building, G, have you ever been over there? That give me the VIN head.

[Turley]

No, I haven't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Give me the headquarters. I got a great deal. You know, you always get a great deal on stuff that doesn't work. And we've spent 5, 600 grand on that place since I bought it four years ago. Well, swapping out the air conditioning system was 300,000.

[Bobbo]

Still not working, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not.

[Bobbo]

No. I don't want to say anything.

[J.D. Ryan]

I still owe them $60,000 or 50, and I won't pay them until all the kinks are worked out.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, there's. Sometimes it's hot upstairs in certain rooms.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. See, and then the plumbing, they've been having to come out a lot lately. What's wrong with that? Why is the plumbing clogging?

[Bobbo]

Just happens in the women's room for some reason, though.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it tampons? Is it ob?

[Bobbo]

I don't know, obi.

[Gigi Drummond]

Well, the hot water was out in the men's room this last week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why do you need hot water in the men's room? What, are you having gay sex in there? You have to wash up afterwards.

[Gigi Drummond]

You want to know?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Gigi Drummond]

People use hot water to wash their hands.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, look at you. Listen, bitching, it means nothing out of all these real problems.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, my God.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jds. Oh, you water. Was that.

[Gigi Drummond]

Who brought this up? Who brought the building up?

[J.D. Ryan]

Big brought it up.

[Bobbo]

AC is a big problem.

[J.D. Ryan]

AC is a real problem. And turds floating out of the backup is. It could be a problem. Hot water.

[Gigi Drummond]

Okay. When the water's not working at all, that is a problem. You turn on the hot water and nothing comes out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you gonna shut.

[Gigi Drummond]

You got a problem.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just turn it on the right one.

[Gigi Drummond]

I get it. I understand you were asking. You brought it up the building.

[J.D. Ryan]

I really wasn't asking. I was just talking. I just want to hear about more problems. You're worse than my kids and my wife.

[Gigi Drummond]

You brought it up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, you know why you're on the topic?

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, it's like you're dingbat blonde. I bet you drive through the garage. Turley's wife.

[Gigi Drummond]

What?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, what?

[Gigi Drummond]

My wife drove through the garage.

[Bobbo]

Okay, so Wednesday, repping a lane, California. I'm into it. Going at it, you know, cars, selling cars. Busy phone starts blowing up. It's my wife. I'm like, okay, that's not. Ignore. Yeah, calling again. Ignore. She's like, you have to call me now. I've been in a wreck. Just like, oh, crap, John. He just got done in his lane. I gotta go. I gotta handle this.

[Gigi Drummond]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

Took over. Pick up the phone, call her.

[J.D. Ryan]

What? What happened?

[Bobbo]

Are you okay? I ran through the crot. The garage door.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Gigi Drummond]

You ran through the door.

[J.D. Ryan]

How did you.

[Bobbo]

I was like, how did you run through the garage door? Well, I was going back and up, and I thought the door Was up all the way, but it's not. And now the car is broken and, you know. And started crying. You know, of course, worse. I was calm.

[J.D. Ryan]

She was crying.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Crying.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'd be laughing.

[Gigi Drummond]

Well, no one got hurt.

[J.D. Ryan]

She was gonna get her balls busted.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

She was gonna get made fun of forever, and it's done. And the insurance for the car or the house pays for it, so it's like, I might as well laugh.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. We didn't want to claim the insurance on the. The car, so thank goodness.

[J.D. Ryan]

But the homeowners.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that. That part. But it just busted out the glass, and they're kind of like a spoiler on the vehicle that we had to fix. Robert, the glass man, came to the rescue. Help me out on that.

[J.D. Ryan]

That guy's still around?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I seen him in a while. He's.

[Bobbo]

He's great. I mean, in a pinch, I'm never gonna tell anybody about how you get a hold of him, because he's awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

So. Robert the glass man.

[Bobbo]

But it. So it wasn't as bad, but. Oh, yes, I will.

[J.D. Ryan]

Last time she wrecked, she was in one of our cars.

[Bobbo]

Correct. That one wasn't her fault. She got rear ended on that one. So which time?

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, I was waiting till now to ask, like, I don't care. Was this one of my cars? No.

[Bobbo]

No, it was not your car, Josh.

[Gigi Drummond]

Nice.

[J.D. Ryan]

You waited. I waited a long time. Oh, you.

[Bobbo]

A long time. Several days. No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Till right now.

[Bobbo]

Yes. Yeah. No, it was her own vehicle. And.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because last time it wasn't.

[Bobbo]

I. Like, I told her, actually, the last.

[J.D. Ryan]

Two times it wasn't.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, correct.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's wrecked two of my cars.

[Gigi Drummond]

Forget those.

[Bobbo]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

His wife has wrecked two of our cars.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, and one of his.

[J.D. Ryan]

So we still love her.

[Gigi Drummond]

That's right.

[Bobbo]

Thank God she's pretty because, you know, you have to put up with stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like, not a driver.

[Gigi Drummond]

That's not her strength.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gigi, have you ever done anything like that? Women drivers?

[Turley]

Wreck the car?

[J.D. Ryan]

Just. I mean, driven through a garage door that you thought was open.

[Turley]

Say, no, no, I'm a good driver.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's the dumbest thing you've done with a car?

[Bobbo]

Gas.

[Turley]

Oh, dumbest thing I say. Had sex, probably.

[Bobbo]

What? Hold on.

[Turley]

Wait. What? You asked what's the dumbest thing I've done?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's fine. I mean, that's an answer. It's not even a bad answer. It just surprised me. But it shouldn't surprise me. It shouldn't surprise me at all. I've been dealing with you Long enough. I should have known that your mind would go there. That's why you're so entertaining.

[Pre K]

Was it a dotson 280Z?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Turley]

And you know what else we did? We drank with strangers and we all fell asleep in my friend's, what you call them, Hyundai?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Yeah, it was fun.

[J.D. Ryan]

We'll be right back with more of the John Clay Wolf show here on this great rock and roll or sports station across the country. Remember, you'd like to sell your car, go to givemethevend.com the live video stream is at jcwshow.com this show is brought to you by America's best florist, Gordon Boswell Flowers. Around the corner across the country. Gordon Boswell Flowers will deliver. And is it the high grade uncut disco stuff you can see? Get a link to Gordon boswell [e-mail] as well. And if you'd like to sell your RV or your motorcycle or your classic and collect your car, go to. Give me the vin.com one more plug. Walnut Springs rally. Actually, just go to jcwshow.com for that too because we're having a big car show in two weeks. Pat Green's playing two nights. Richard Rollins and the Gas Monkey crew are coming out here and we did this in last October and we had a big time and I think this one will even be bigger. Register your car now. We want some exotics too. We want the Mustang club, the Camaro club, the Corvette club. Let's load it up. Lambo, Lambo club. I've got a Lambo Murcielago gated six speed in there and I'm gonna sell about five cars that day at auction. I'm gonna auction them off. I'm gonna auction off the third oldest Corvette in the world. That is inside of our place, GMTV garage in Walnut Springs, Texas. I'm gonna auction off that Mercielago. I'm gonna auction off George Jones personal truck and y'all can come down and watch that happen. We've got a lot of events. Anyway. I'll get to that later. We'll be right back.

[Pre K]

One of the features for amateur night at the strip club this week was a gorgeous young woman in nothing but a G string doing stand up comedy. He's never laughed so hard in his life. Foreign policy wise, it's his opinion that the Mexican government is just like a cue ball. The harder Trump hits them with tariffs, the more English they seem to pick up. His old aunt Kate still has a snarky attitude. When asked the Age old question of whether the chicken came first or the egg. Her immediate response was the rooster did. The rooster always comes first. She's one of the reasons he is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man. I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty like tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Justin in Florida. You've got an 11 Scion TC with 85,000 miles. Is it a stick or an automatic? It's an automatic.5 grand if it's nice. Is it nice?

[Turley]

Yeah, it's.

[Caller]

It's in pretty good condition. It's got one quarter thing on the, the, the door on the passer side.

[J.D. Ryan]

But do you have a title?

[Caller]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does five grand buy it?

[Caller]

I'm gonna put it out by the road for seven and see what. See what happens if not five grand will buy it? Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now I'm four. Oh, now I'm four. Now I'm four. If, if I got to play sloppy seconds, I'm. I'm not. I'm. I'm backing up.

[Caller]

Yeah, I'll just.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

That's okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's it take to buy it? I'm offering you five grand.

[Caller]

Yeah, I like six.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I like five. How about we meet in the middle?

[Caller]

5,500.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mm, you got it. Let's do it. Gainesville, florida. Loaded into givemetheven.com. tell me we did it on the radio. Thank you, Gary. Gary In Virginia, an 82 vet stingray. 84,000 miles. Original, fully stock, new factory interior. Just curious. Just curious about what, how much is worth?

[Caller]

Yeah, what's it worth?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I'm just curious. Do you want to sell it?

[Pre K]

Yep.

[Caller]

Money's right.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, well, I'm just curious, what do you think it's worth? Because you, if you're calling to sell it, you're sneaking up on me with. I'm just curious. Knock, knock, knock. Hey, babe. Are you looking to party? Does seven grand buy the seven grand bite?

[Caller]

Oh, no, no. Hell no.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you think, what do you think of 82 bit is worth with 80 factory crossfire?

[Caller]

I figure.

[Pre K]

It'S too damn high.

[J.D. Ryan]

Those cars, I mean, I saw, you know, a decent old vet. Wait, 82, that's the last body of the Stingray, right?

[Caller]

Correct.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Those cars sell for, you know, 10, you know, 8 to 7, 8, 9, 10 grand depending on condition.

[Caller]

Yeah, that's a rough.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I had a 2000 mile one, a 2000 mile one, a 2000 Mile 1980, the whatever edition with the big turbine wheels. Maybe it's 81, 2,000 miles. I said that four times. I'm stressing that one owner 2,000 miles. So that's perfect, right?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I bought it for right, 18. And I sold it for 18 on bring a trailer. Well, they all bring more on bring a trailer. So the guy that bought it for 18 on bring a trailer, then took it to Mecham auction because he bought it so cheap for me, was gonna go make money, right. And he sold it at Mecha auction for 18. And he had to pay them a 10% sale fee, a shipping fee and a placement fee. And then the guy that gave the 18 at Mecham is a wholesale car dealer because he thought what? He thought it was too cheap. So he gave 18 and he pays a 10% buy fee. So now he's got 20 grand in this. And he resold it at Barrett Jackson because it's going to do better at Barrett Jackson. You know what, he sold it for 18 that he had to pay. He had to pay a 10% sale fee and a shipping fee. And so I'm telling you, you got a top, top, top ten thousand dollar car. And if you think I'm wrong, I invite you to go experience the experience that I've had with cars like this. And then you'll know. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Mail from jail Johnny cash. Good morning.

[Pre K]

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. John. This week's mail from jail entry reads, yo, jcw, I'm a big time fan of the show, man. I'm locked in a cell here in Alabama. I keep hearing these mail from jail stories, but I've got a legendary tale that might top them all. It's a tale of a prisoner we used to call the booty man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like the salad toss man from Dave Chappelle.

[Pre K]

He's a big old swollen up black guy that was doing life for murder.

[J.D. Ryan]

You live in Arkansas.

[Pre K]

Now, here in Alabama, in the prison system, there's a lot of gay stuff that goes on. Yeah, unfortunately, a lot of it's not by choice. And the booty man was notorious for violating newcomers and turning them out. We had two white guys come in for murder charges. They had a kind of a Menendez bros. Vibe. And the booty man would not leave them alone. You can only run so far in prison. So these guys came up with a plan. They tricked the Booty man into coming into their cell with him, thinking that they were finally gonna give in to his aggressive advances. But it turned into a living hell for the Booty Man. They killed this guy so hard, John, they almost cut off his head. They ripped out his guts and wrote devil worshiping signs on the wall in his blood. They slaughtered the Booty man to the point that blood was coming out from under the cell door.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's awesome.

[Pre K]

It was gruesome. The guards locked us down and I'm telling you, I haven't ever heard him in such shock. And when they popped that cell open, that was the end of the Booty Man. And it just goes to show, you reap what you sow. I hope I didn't scare y'all. Don't worry. If you ever find yourselves in the Alabama prison system, I got your back, brother. Stay safe out there. Darian McCary, Alabama Department of Corrections. Partner, if you've got mail from jail, just send it on down the line to us here at P.O. box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas, 76147.

[Bobbo]

You know this song? Johnny Cash?

[Pre K]

Oh, sure. I think I did a version of that with old Rick Rubin. Those are those American records. You know what I'm talking about. Out. Mine didn't sound like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Paul, I'll give 40 grand for your Chevelle if you want to sell it.

[Caller]

40, huh?

[J.D. Ryan]

Which LS which? It says new vet LS engine. Which version LS. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

[Caller]

There's a lot of three.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's.

[Caller]

It's three. But it has had some engine work done to it. It's got the Manly crank, Manly Rods, Manly pistons.

[J.D. Ryan]

So it's a 68 Chevelle. 68 Chevelle with twin headlights. What color is it?

[Caller]

Yeah, it is Destroyer gray. It's a new color. It looks almost like a primer, but it's gloss.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm very familiar. So is the. Is the chrome blacked out instead of chrome?

[Caller]

No, the body shop guy begged me to, but I couldn't bring myself to do that. It looks so good with the chrome.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where is the car located?

[Caller]

And I did Odessa. It is 30 miles east of Kansas City.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. You did what?

[Caller]

Well, I did have weld wheels, make some one off wheels that were black, but they are black and chrome, so it still kind of goes with that chrome theme on the bumper.

[J.D. Ryan]

What seats are in it?

[Caller]

Well, it's just got the Corbin race buckets in it.

[Gigi Drummond]

It's.

[Caller]

You still could. It's Got a roll cage you still could put the rear seat in if you'd like.

[J.D. Ryan]

I hate the roll cage. Is this a drag car?

[Caller]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller]

It's street legal, but.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. It just changes things. Street cars, resto mods, pro touring good. Drag car bad.

[Caller]

Right. I thought about taking that cage out, but it's got so much dang horsepower.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm scared to go to GMTVCC. Or just give me the vin.com, load it up, let me see some pictures and let's talk about it. I love them. I'm, I'm into resto mods. I do a lot of Chevelles. I know exactly what they're worth. But the drag thing. Actually we have a video going up this afternoon at noon central about this exact topic. I went to do a, went to buy a car at a guy's barn and he had a. Oh God, Fairlane. That's bad to the bone. But it's a drag car. We're arguing about this and you ought to watch this video on our YouTube channel. John Clay Wolf. But nonetheless, please send me, send me pictures of your drag car and let me try to figure out what it would take to undrag car it. Is it tubbed out?

[Caller]

Everybody said that. Everybody I've talked to. Look at that. You know, if it wasn't a drag car.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's right. That's right. All right, thank you. My name is John Claywolf by cars. Rating for givemethevin.com goes red again. Give me the vet.

[John Clay Wolf]

The John Clay Wolf Show. America's largest weekend morning show. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are there tornadoes in like Arkansas and Kansas City? No.

[Gigi Drummond]

Were last night. Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought we were going to get blown over. I woke up about three and it was the damn thing I'd heard in a long time.

[Pre K]

Yeah, I was coming in, man.

[Turley]

Pow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like to the point like you wondered if the roof was still on. Did a tornado come by here or something?

[Gigi Drummond]

No, no. Straight line winds.

[Pre K]

It's pretty loud, whatever was going on out there.

[J.D. Ryan]

And well, speaking of loudness going on in the system, stock market. Here's some headlines off Drudge Report. Stock market has lost 11 trillion since inauguration. Inauguration. Oh God, I can't speak. Since president swore in worst two day wipeout in history. So I guess since it was a two day deal, not a one, that would be the worst in history because there have been much worse wipeouts. But one day, when will the circuit breakers kick in? Meaning stop letting the stock market drop because they've got protective things in there. Funds hit with steep margin calls, meaning the hedge funds that are gamblers that went the wrong way. Their lenders are calling them wanting money. Everyone is terrified. Kramer warns crash Saudi first. Trump focused on Gulf during spiral. He doesn't give a F. Family all in crypto. This guy declares it's the end of the big banks. 60% chance of recession traders buying dips and getting burned. That's what I was talking about a minute ago, where people are jumping in the stock market thinking this is the bottom and it's not the bottom yet. US Hands China most golden opportunity drama.

[Bobbo]

What's your thoughts on that?

[J.D. Ryan]

I said it. I mean, if anybody was listening to me over the past couple months, I said, when this happens, this thing's gonna spin out of control. And it has.

[Gigi Drummond]

Do you think it's out of control or do you think that's where they're.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think it's Monday. I think you'll watch out of control Monday. I think he buckles on the weekend or something because I think he's going to understand. I mean, just playing a great big game of chicken. He is, and that's fine. That's fine and I respect that. Except can the car stay together or will it explode? And if it explodes and the stock market crashes and it triggers all the trips in the financial system, then it's going to create this chaos that we've seen before in 08. Absolutely saw it. And I'm afraid that's gonna happen.

[Gigi Drummond]

You don't think they looked at this before and said, if we do this, here's what's gonna happen. But it's gonna come back. He's amazing chess player.

[J.D. Ryan]

Will it come back? Yes.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

But can there be so much damage to the spaceship Challenger while the tiles are falling off when it's re entering the atmosphere, that it blows up and winds up laying in Weatherford, Texas, like about 10 years ago when it came apart. Will it overheat? Yeah. Good. It's a hell of a game of chicken, Joe. Exotic. Good morning. The Tiger King. How are you?

[Joe Exotic]

Good. How are you doing?

[J.D. Ryan]

Good.

[Joe Exotic]

The, the, the meme coins are still doing good, but yeah, the stock market went to. Went to crap, didn't it?

[J.D. Ryan]

How much money do you have left?

[Joe Exotic]

Do I have left?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Joe Exotic]

Not a lot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like really like. So you've been in prison for seven years. They took your zoo, they took your. I don't know what all did they take or did you just have to sell everything?

[Joe Exotic]

Well, they didn't take anything. Okay. But my brother and my niece was Involved with it all. And when. When they put me in prison, they got my private attorney away from my parents, and they put my parents in a nursing home, and they took everything.

[Pre K]

Your big call is from a federal prison.

[Joe Exotic]

The zoo and everything was in my mom's name. So when they put my mom in a nursing home, they took her house, my brother and my niece took her house and her property, and they signed the zoo over to Carol in order for Carol to leave them alone.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who is Carol? For those of us who are unfamiliar.

[Joe Exotic]

Good old Carol Baskin.

[J.D. Ryan]

And what is her tagline? Evil bitch or something, wasn't it?

[Joe Exotic]

Yeah, I don't. I don't know what's a cuss word anymore and what's not.

[J.D. Ryan]

I hear you. She's an evil bitch.

[Joe Exotic]

She is evil.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you in. Are you in prison because of her?

[Joe Exotic]

You know, I mean, I. And this is what a lot of people don't understand. I'm in prison because of her. And Kamala Harris.

[J.D. Ryan]

Kamala Harris.

[Joe Exotic]

Harris. Kamala Harris partnered with Carol, and she's the one who sponsored the Big Cat Safety act, why I'm in prison. Oh, you know, did you see the news where the guy just got arrested in Nevada for having seven tigers?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Joe Exotic]

Okay, well, Carl Mitchell just got arrested in Nevada for having seven tigers, and unfortunately, the news, you know, blamed it on me. Oh, he got him from Joe Exotic, which he didn't, but they took his tigers and. Away from him, and they put him in Arkansas over at Turpentine Creek, which is one of Carroll's Global Federation of Animals bank stories. And it's all about money. It's all about taking them from one person and raising money for the. For the next. And, you know, and Kamala Harris and Carol made a hell of a plan because they made Carol's Global Federation Animal Sanctuaries exempt from the Big Cat Safety Act, So they're the only ones who can have tigers in America now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh. Now, why did your brother want to steal your stuff?

[Joe Exotic]

They just thought mom and dad were going to spend their entire inheritance on that zoo, and they. They were just.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh. So, like, if I asked him, he'd say that his. His inheritance got spent on your side of the ledger, and that's why he decided to get his money back.

[Joe Exotic]

Yep. Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, they hated that.

[Joe Exotic]

They hated my mom and dad so bad. They never even called them mom and dad. They called them Francis and Shirley. It was. It was pretty pathetic what my. My siblings did to their parents.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, gay brothers are known for leaking the parents Down.

[Joe Exotic]

You know what? My mom, me, I was in business with my mom and dad my entire life, okay? They, they, they were in business with me, with the pet store, with the zoo, with the magic show, everything. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, so this was, this was, this was a family fear I got. It's not like you just had some weird left handed idea and we're borrowing, all right?

[Joe Exotic]

Yeah. Yeah. And my brother's just a worst up striper guide from Lake Texoma.

[J.D. Ryan]

Joe. Exotic. This time of the day, we do this thing called backtracks and we play two songs backwards, and you got to guess what they are. And people call in. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I'm gonna put you on hold, and I'm gonna let you be the first pick and see if you win the stuff. And if you do, you can go to jcwshow.com joe and you can get any, any piece of merchandise that I have for free. Hold on. Cut one.

[Gigi Drummond]

Did we say what band?

[J.D. Ryan]

Duran Duran.

[Gigi Drummond]

Duran.

[J.D. Ryan]

Joe, the. The band that I'm playing is Duran Duran. So you've got to get. You've got to guess what songs these are running backwards. Okay, okay, here we go. Cut one. Do you know the answer?

[Joe Exotic]

I.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know what?

[Joe Exotic]

I've never even listened to a song by Duran Duran.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, the next time we do this, what band should we use for you?

[Joe Exotic]

Willie Nelson or Hank Williams Jr.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cut 2. Cut 2. 800, 800 radio. Call in now if you know the answer. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. Cut 1. That's song number one. We need to know the name of it. And this is song number two. First person to get it right wins all the stuff. Joe, what's going on with your boyfriend in prison?

[Joe Exotic]

Not much. I'm still waiting for to see if his asylum papers are gonna be approved. If not, he gets deported on May 17th.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't understand. If these guys came forward and said that they lied in your trial and you didn't hire them to put a hit on Carol Baskin, why you are still in prison?

[Joe Exotic]

You know what? Everybody's asking the same question. Everybody is. And you know the part I don't understand, John? I have Joe Rogan, I have Dana White, I have Andrew Tate, I have Matt Gaetz, I have Congresswoman Boebert. All of them out there screaming for pardon. And I don't know what this man's slow process is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe he needs to let you out of prison next week to take some spotlight off of the stock market crashing.

[Joe Exotic]

You know, it Would be nice. It would be nice. What if we got a lawyer started? My lawyer started a meme coin for me to raise money to fix little kids faces.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Joe Exotic]

And so far, I've raised enough money. I've fixed four little kids faces in a month.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that's nice, right?

[Joe Exotic]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I asked you when we started. So, like, when you get out of jail, how much money will you have in the bank to be able to live on?

[Joe Exotic]

You're not gonna believe this, but right now they have like 11,000 in the bank.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, that's enough to get started.

[Joe Exotic]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. I didn't know if you're gonna say 1100 or $11. I mean, you've been in prison for seven years. It's not like you've been a big earner. Can they sell B8? How did. Do they sell merch or anything that makes you some money?

[Joe Exotic]

Well, I've got. I've got a meme coin and I've got, you know, the website with the merchandise. But you know where I make most of my money is off of my music from itunes and Spotify and social media from. I get paid from Facebook and YouTube and Instagram and. All right, well, I probably. I probably make close to 2,000amonth just on all that stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're bringing you out here the day you get out. And it'd be so cool if it happened like when the bike rally. Bike week's happening in May or the car thing April 19th, which it won't. Won't. But if it did. Joe, I've got to go to break.

[Joe Exotic]

We just gotta. We gotta get a hold of John Jr. Somehow.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right?

[Joe Exotic]

So I'm still hoping Alex Stein will do that for me.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you. I've got to go to break.

[Joe Exotic]

All right, guys, thank you. Have a good one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good talking to you.

[Bobbo]

I'm gonna play the clips again here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep. Cut one. Duran Duran backtrack. Cut. We will be back in a minute. I see you guys holding giving pre K your information. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars and radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin dot com. Remember Gordon Boswell flowers is also sponsor of this show for years. And you can click through to [e-mail] where you can actually grab the live stream, also the video. We've got a live YouTube channel on YouTube that if you go to jcwshow.com and click on it, it'll show the studio screen. You can cast it up to your television or something and watch us on TV. Be right back.

[Pre K]

GiveMeTheVin.com is already the best place to sell your car. People say that we're America's best car buyer. Give us your VIN number or license plate and we'll make you a fair and fast offer. And now when you go to givemethevin.com you could also win big cash. Givemethevin.com is giving away 25 grand in cash every month in the givemetheven.com big cash giveaway. Sell us your car. To increase your odds of winning. No purchase necessary. For official rules, go to givemethevin.com sell us your car. Sell us your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're kind of screwed up here because it's the lightning round, but I had the setup for the two Duran Duran songs run backwards. And we've got people here, Danny and Dallas. What are your two guesses on the Duran end songs?

[Pre K]

I think it's a Save a Prayer.

[Caller]

And Girls on Film.

[J.D. Ryan]

No. Mike and Orlando. What are your two guesses? Nope. Faster. Dalton and Nashville. What? What are your two guesses?

[Caller]

Come Undone and Hungry Like a Wolf.

[J.D. Ryan]

I like the way you said that. Come undone. Hungry Like a Wolf. No.

[Pre K]

Come undone. That's a good old man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Art in California. What do you got?

[Caller]

I got Come Undone and Planet Earth.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo]

You want me to play them again real quick?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Here's cut one.

[J.D. Ryan]

That'S everybody's missing. They're missing that one.

[Bobbo]

Cut two.

[J.D. Ryan]

Two Duran Duran songs running backwards. Play that first one one more time because that's the one everybody's missing. Ethan in Louisiana, what have you got?

[Caller]

View to a Kill and Girls on Film.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think Girls on Film's my favorite Durander in song. I just remember the video. Okay, Ethan, you won. Go to jcwshow.com. pick out a shirt or a hat or anything you want except that, like, $40 koozie thing. I'm not. I'm not giving you that. I'm not doing it. Nope. Nope.

[Pre K]

We do have Duran Duran music from Born Late Records for you too. So we're gonna set you up Good, Ethan. Good going.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. Good job, sir. Pre k Ethan on 3. Grab him and give him his stuff. Give the man his money. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars and Radio for America's best car buyer gives givemetheven.com we buy RVs, motorcycles, collector cars, luxury, super exotic everything across the [e-mail] and obviously the normal stuff, the Expeditions and the Ford trucks and the Jeep Wranglers and all that stuff we buy and sell not quite a thousand cars a week anymore because the market slowed down. But seven, 800 cars a week, that's a lot. And we'll want to buy yours too. Give me the vin.com. be right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Check out the Gimme The Vin Garage YouTube channel, complete with live video stream. Be sure to check him out on his [e-mail].

[J.D. Ryan]

You ever ask married people how it is?

[Pre K]

The answers may shock you. And you ask guys in the marriages.

[J.D. Ryan]

Guys sound like they're reading a hostage letter. You're like, hey, Mike, how are things?

[Gigi Drummond]

You do?

[J.D. Ryan]

And Lisa.

[Pre K]

And he's like, hello, I am happy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do not worry about me.

[Pre K]

Worry about yourself and your heathen lifestyle.

[J.D. Ryan]

And then she's in the corner like Isis. Like, tell about the duvet cover.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now we return to the John Pudding in a show heard on the air coast to coast and [e-mail]. call in 1-800-800-RADIO. The John Clay Wolf Show.

[J.D. Ryan]

This song's got a really good guitar lick in it.

[Pre K]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, I really didn't care about Oasis, but I've been listening to them a little bit, and I understand why they were such a big deal in Europe. They're not the Beatles, but they're really good. They're very.

[Pre K]

They're very themselves. I mean, they. They're not really copying anybody. It's such original music, you know, they are very dynamic.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. They're supposed to be touring again, so.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo]

They can not fight the brothers.

[J.D. Ryan]

I went and watched him in his Angry Birds act. Oh, yeah, one of the brothers. I don't know, Starplex or something. It was good. Oh, the car show. Car show in two weeks. Go to Walnut Springs rally.com click through or jcw show. Actually, go to jcw show and you can click through to it. So we turn up a little bit. This is a great song. Oh, he cut out the guitar part. Jesus Christ, Babo. Or did you ruin it? No.

[Pre K]

Pardon me.

[Bobbo]

I'm moving on. I moved on from it. I'll pull it up again. Sorry.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's all right. Oh, now I'm all screwed up.

[Bobbo]

The car show. What's going. Oasis is not gonna be there.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was getting all excited and then you ruined it.

[Gigi Drummond]

Here it comes, Here it comes.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't even want to do the show anymore.

[Gigi Drummond]

It's gone.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, Gas Monkey Outpost. We're setting up another bar next to the Rattlesnake in another building. And Rollins is doing Gas Monkey Outpost. And that's where the car show awards are going to be. Also. I think I need a good comedian for that night. Friday night, we're gonna have Pat Green at the Rattlesnake. And I think at Gas Monkey Outpost, we should have a good comedian to host the awards.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

And. And to do a show.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because that venue's got the big stage above the bar at the Gas Monkey Outpost in Walnut Springs. It'll be fun. Anyway, and after at noon Central, we're going to play the video of the week, which is Mark Cuban's car collection.

[Gigi Drummond]

What? What's that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Did I stutter? Yes, Mark Cuban's car collection. We did a video with him.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, that's cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you go to jcwshow.com you can get to that. But it's on our YouTube channel. It'll go up. It'll premiere at noon today at Central.

[Gigi Drummond]

Very cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

And during the breaks, like right now, I was watching. He actually's got pictures of it up right now of Mark Cuban's car collection. 8008-0072-3480-0800. Crab, I do not have any good April Fool's jokes this year.

[Caller]

No. Did somebody pull. Try and pull something on you? KLOS had changed your format all day to yacht rock, and people were freaking out.

[Gigi Drummond]

They got merch and everything.

[Caller]

Like. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why are you sending drugs to my employees? Whoops.

[Gigi Drummond]

Hey, Charlie, did you ever try the bean boozle game?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo]

I've got them right here. These are the bean boozles. So apparently it's beans, jelly beans that have good flavors, and then some really bad ones like liver and onions, like.

[J.D. Ryan]

Homelessness, farts and seaweed.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[Gigi Drummond]

Eat one and smell each other's breath.

[Caller]

And you tell me what it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pre K, what kind of drugs did he send you this time? We got some good Cheech and Chong gummies.

[Bobbo]

Oh, Cheech and Chong gummies.

[J.D. Ryan]

And this is from our listener, Crab in la.

[Caller]

Straight from the source.

[J.D. Ryan]

La, baby. Okay. Straight out of the streets.

[Pre K]

You know, Crab, the mail comes to me, too, if you want to ever send anything.

[Caller]

Well, I send it to the show, but Pre K is the distributor, so.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know how you do that, because the posted mail address is the PO [e-mail] and I've never found drugs in the mailbox.

[Caller]

I got a private address.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you, like, take bricks of weed and take Vicks Vapor Rub and wrap it up and then take. Take cellophane and wrap that and then do another wrap of Vicks and another rab cellophane. And then tape, tape, tape. And do it again.

[Bobbo]

Allegedly.

[Caller]

Coffee.

[J.D. Ryan]

Coffee. Like Beverly Hills Cop. Thank you, Steve Crab. 800-807-234. You just lost a listener. What are they hating on me for this week, boy?

[Bobbo]

What are they hating on for?

[Pre K]

You just lost a listener.

[Gigi Drummond]

All right, this one comes from Geraldo or Geraldo Esteban in Las Vegas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mexican.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yes. Please explain to me how having cats makes you gay. John, that is one of the most ignorant things I've ever heard anyone say. And you say it a lot. Jazz, man. Do you jazz? Geez, man. Sorry. Do you think you've ever. You're ever gonna grow up past the fifth grade? Having a cat is no gayer than showering with a bunch of dudes in your football team or the handyman at your ranch who watches you shower from afar.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was weird.

[Gigi Drummond]

Nothing gay about that, right? Wink, wink, please.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he. We. We had to change electricians after that moment.

[Gigi Drummond]

Geraldo Esteban.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was weird.

[Gigi Drummond]

Las Vegas. How does having a cat make you gay?

[J.D. Ryan]

Geraldo Esteban. Sounds gay.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[Gigi Drummond]

So if someone questions your gayness, attack them?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, as a no. I said if you, if you go. If you go to college, right. And you're like a freshman at college and you have a cat in your dorm as a male. Yeah, it's kind of queer. I think it's kind of left handed, man.

[Pre K]

I'm.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm kind of out on the cat deal right now. I don't know if you remember, like my kid, our cat peed on me two weeks ago.

[Gigi Drummond]

Cat know you didn't like it?

[J.D. Ryan]

I kind of like it. I mean, I hate it. There's a difference. I'm like, hate or okay, and I'm fine.

[Gigi Drummond]

It was caught in a tree and you wouldn't even get out of bed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, because it's freezing outside and it's icy and it was not worth dying.

[Gigi Drummond]

And the cat got himself up there.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, that's what happens, you know, cat poontang, it's all, you know, hot. You know, all the same, it's just not worth going on a limb for.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, really?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Pre K]

You gotta hedge your involvement. Absolutely.

[J.D. Ryan]

Fall down and break your neck. There's no think about how many big Brack bucks are killed over poontang.

[Pre K]

Oh, no doubt.

[Turley]

Right?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not gonna chase that cat out on that. On the end of that branch.

[Pre K]

Don't rut in public. Right. Don't rut in public.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's on your mind, sir? Dennis in Houston, Texas, good morning. I was There Yesterday I went to the Mecham auction down there at the Energy Center. Yes.

[Pre K]

On this car embargo on the European cars.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep. Is that going to drive the price.

[Pre K]

Up on the good used vehicles again?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep, already has a little bit. It's the Germans. I'm seeing the biggest price move in Germans and oddly not Audi but BMWs and Benzos. Last week they were up. Not crazy, but just up. So we're offering like, you know, because we're changing our pricing mechanism all the time and give me the van up and down chasing the market, trying to be in front of it. And we raised our prices on BMWs and Mercedes, you know, significantly because next to new because of the, they don't know what their new pricing is going to be. But Mercedes has already told them the prices are going up. They have to. And I said, you know this. A hundred percent of the Cummins Ram heavy duties are built in Mexico, Satatio or something. And they've already shut the lines down. I mean how the hell are you gonna pay 25% taxes to get them in when you're running a margin of 10%?

[Gigi Drummond]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

A profit margin. So that's over. So I would grab. If you think this is gonna last, I'd go to your local Dodge dealer and go get you a dually now because those will go up. They can't re, they can't repurpose those plants that quick and get them working in them. You know, my problem with all this is we've gotta like change the behavior of the American worker. Not all, but a lot. So he wants to get us back to industrial manufacturing, which is a great, the Gilded age of America. Right. But, but people won't do the work. They won't do the work. 20 year olds, 30 year olds, 40 year olds, assembly line plant workers, they won't do it. They won't do it. Don't you remember all the Mexicans went on strike about 10 years ago just to let us know.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

How much we need them, how important they are. Yeah.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

So if we get all of that manual labor work back to America, who's going to do it? That's my, that's a legitimate concern. I have, I do. Our, our youth, they're soft. We made them soft to, to fluff our own vanity and egos. We gave them things that we didn't have and we ruined them.

[Bobbo]

So you're saying the generations like Y, Z or soft basically.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely. And it's, it's our fault for doing it. And I'm Guilty, too. I try. I try to beat my kids, but. But I don't do a good enough job.

[Pre K]

I'm gonna respectfully disagree with you, man. I think anybody with kids and an old lady is going to consider depending on pay, like putting themselves in that. In that place and doing those 12 hours a day and.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but you're getting in there. You've got a different mentality. You. You've worked in a factory, no doubt.

[Pre K]

Yeah, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you. You. I'm telling you, your son is not gonna work in a factory.

[Pre K]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know him. And your son is not soft to tell you that. You know this. I don't need you. No, no, you don't need me to tell you this. He's not soft. He's bad as both, but he's not gonna. He's not gonna work in a factory. I just don't see who's gonna work in all these factories if we have to take all this back in house. And what we'd have to pay American workers to get these products done, the price you think is high. Now, hang on.

[Gigi Drummond]

Who's working in places like GM in Arlington, Texas? Who's working those plants? 40, 50 year olds.

[J.D. Ryan]

They pay those people.

[Gigi Drummond]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

A ton.

[Gigi Drummond]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why do they go bankrupt every few years? Health care liabilities, overtime, all the. All the stuff. I mean, did you not see the contract that they negotiated with the UAW a year ago? No, I was staying back then. If you listen to me, jd, I'll tell you what's going on. I was saying back then, this is going to be the setup for the next bankruptcy of the car companies is that contract that negotiated with UAW because they're paying them so much, so they're forcing it to happen, and nobody's going to want to do those jobs. So, you know, you can kiss my ass, you can tell me to suck it, you can do whatever you want, but I'm telling you, this is not going to work out just as smooth as. I think we should have eased into this a little bit.

[Pre K]

No doubt.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. We'll be right back. I need to be myself I can't be no one else.

[Gigi Drummond]

I'm feeling supersonic Give me.

[John Clay Wolf]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Guys, a blacked out drunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. Yo, give me the VIN.

[J.D. Ryan]

No matter what you are I will.

[Pre K]

Always be with you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mark, what's your story?

[Caller]

Good morning. If you have a cat, unless you have a barn, it is kind of strange, but anyway, this is cat man do. First night I took this Girl out. I ended up sleeping on her couch. 4:00 in the morning, the 25 pound cat sprays me with diarrhea. She wakes up, she goes, well, what'd you do to the cat? What'd you do to the cat?

[J.D. Ryan]

Was that the end of your relationship with her?

[Caller]

No. And then it got better.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

She owed you one at that point, Catman Duke. She owed you one at that point.

[Gigi Drummond]

I married her.

[J.D. Ryan]

I married her, remember? We've got a new video going up on our YouTube channel at noon central. It's Mark Cuban's Car Collection. And if you want to register your car for the car show coming up, go to jcwshow.com and we're gonna handle the car show thing at Richard Rollins Gas Monkey outpost here in town. Alrighty. What have you got in the news, J.D.

[Gigi Drummond]

Rollin, Idaho's governor. You're not gonna like this one. Signing a long bill basically criminalizing the public exposure of breasts. Male breasts that are altered to look like female breasts, artificial breasts, or more importantly, toys that represent genitals. We've all seen those on the back of bull balls on the back of trucks. You've seen them, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

I've also heard an argument about this.

[Bobbo]

Bill saying, well, it could penalize people who put certain things on their trailer hitches.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's certain things people put on their trucks that look like the part of. Look like part of a male anatomy. They call them truck nuts. They're gross, they're offensive, and kids on the road see them. So why wouldn't the police get a call and say, that offends me. Pull it off the truck. Because now this bill will allow it. Wow, I'm offended.

[Bobbo]

But the whole topic about everything being banned, just the whole thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm offended. Damn. Defended.

[Bobbo]

You want to have your breasts should be everywhere.

[Pre K]

Is that not already the law, though? You can't walk around naked or. I don't understand the making male. Yeah, male breasts look like female breasts.

[Gigi Drummond]

I don't get that one either.

[Pre K]

I mean, if you're a fat boy, you can squeeze.

[J.D. Ryan]

What? What I can do. Yeah, she's trying to talk.

[Turley]

I can have my own. I can have my own pair. Who makes man boobs into breasts, right? Have you heard of that before?

[Pre K]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Beat it. I can't say what I meant to say, but like people with steroids from Decadie ball and like, really juicers, they get b boobs.

[Gigi Drummond]

You see them sometimes.

[Pre K]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's real.

[Turley]

You didn't think about the sex shops when you read that? Because they said, like. Oh, you didn't.

[J.D. Ryan]

No. What did tell. Tell us what you thought about.

[Turley]

Yeah, I thought about the, you know, they have the fake, you know, punani parts in the toy in the sex shops.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mm.

[Turley]

And. Yeah, you can't have those anymore, right?

[Gigi Drummond]

Not in public, no.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's probably.

[Gigi Drummond]

Shouldn't do that now.

[J.D. Ryan]

The Cubs and Athletics game on Monday night had a brief delay when someone flew a drone onto the field. It flew so low, the A's bat boy marched to the outfield and grabbed it. Cut three crick castles out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Talking to the home plate umpire in Adrian Johnson.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're looking out something not onto the field.

[Gigi Drummond]

I think there may have been a.

[Pre K]

Question about the drone.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I think we've got a airspace invader.

[Caller]

There it is.

[Pre K]

They got it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stewie album to the rescue.

[Pre K]

Do it, Stu. Ste says watch your fingers, bud.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm a pro. Watch your lips, St. Goodness.

[Pre K]

Got it.

[Gigi Drummond]

I love how those sports guys talk. Goodness gracious.

[Bobbo]

Ste, you want to do some white, black, Latino or other?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

Let's get it.

[Turley]

Oh, DJ Pre K, you are now.

[J.D. Ryan]

About to witness the strength of street knowledge.

[Bobbo]

Yo, yo, yo, what's cracking, y'all? Yeah, let's. Let's get to it, man. I'm gonna read this week's crime story. And y'all, y'all know the game. We gonna guess white, black, Latino or other. So this week, we've got a slithery sticker. The popo are actively searching for four people who held up a weed store with live pythons. Our culprits ran up in the gas station slash cannabis store right outside of Memphis, Tennessee, armed to the fang with live pythons and ganked $400 worth of CBD oil.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Oh, and oil.

[J.D. Ryan]

Memphis.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Let me give y'all some more clues. Okay. Surveillance footage shows two men aiming their snakes paws at the store clerk before snatching the goods. They drove off with two females in a base model Chevy Cruz with bungee cords holding down the trunk. But what, you think they were white, black, Latino or other? Hold on, wait. So they were aiming their snakes at them?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, they were high. Like on. On meth.

[Bobbo]

First of all, I mean, Gigi, what's your head?

[J.D. Ryan]

Sky, what's your guess?

[Turley]

I say white. Definitely.

[Gigi Drummond]

I'm with her white. Because black people would never grab a snake and try to rob somebody.

[Pre K]

Is there another race in the world that's more comfortable with reptiles than white people?

[Gigi Drummond]

I don't think so.

[Pre K]

I don't either. Yeah, that's a Caucasian Crime.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm just going black because Memphis bungee.

[Pre K]

Cords holding the trunk down.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

There's a lot of misleading stuff in this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Methy white.

[Pre K]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

But I'm. What's yours, Charlie?

[Bobbo]

I think I'm going Asian because I.

[J.D. Ryan]

Was thinking Asian too, but I mean, there's no Asians that live in Memphis.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a good point.

[J.D. Ryan]

None. I don't think there's one. There's not even a Chinese. There's not even a Mugu guy. Pan. There's not even general China in Memphis.

[Bobbo]

Or some type of Asian they were driving through.

[Gigi Drummond]

They were on the road somewhere else.

[J.D. Ryan]

They were driving to San Francisco when they got ran out of North Carolina for being Asian. What is it?

[Bobbo]

Pre K. All right, man. Memphis might have given it away. I don't have names because they're still on the run, but surveillance shows two black guys as the serpent wielding robbers. The snakes were white, though.

[J.D. Ryan]

We just renewed our deal with Memphis. We love Memphis. Actually, we need to get a. We need to get an inspector. I'm looking for a wholesaler guy. Somebody that's a car guy that lives in Memphis, can work that area and also inspect consumer cars when they come by. That'll work at our office in Memphis, Tennessee.

[Bobbo]

If you're Asian, it's been a bonus.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, we. But we will take white, black, Latino or other for that job. I'm not racist at all. I'd love to have an Asian in Memphis where you're not gonna find.

[Pre K]

That's a cool deal. I like those guys, man, that station. They're very cool to work with.

[J.D. Ryan]

I go to jcwshow.com and click contact John and I'll get it to HR if you want that job. Is there any other jobs we need while we're doing the job thing? Do we get a driver for Houston, I believe?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, we've got one for Houston. But you can always apply because.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do we need drivers for Dallas, Fort Worth?

[Bobbo]

No, we're good there too.

[J.D. Ryan]

What are they driving?

[Bobbo]

Honda Odyssey van, I believe. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha. Who drives that? Big old people haulers. That Danielle?

[Bobbo]

No, that's Brandon. The motocross Brandon.

[Pre K]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's what it is.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. I was like, who the hell is driving that? It is a big old. Because he puts his bike in it.

[Bobbo]

Yep, exactly.

[Pre K]

You know, it'd be cool if you're hired.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's a good buyer, and I knew he was gonna be a good buyer because he's. He's expert cross country racer, enduro racer, and you just gotta have this killer instinct in you to do that. So he's competitive, and people that are competitive in sports are generally good in business.

[Bobbo]

Well, and I was thinking more of the aspect that he sold knives door to door. That's not easy to do. I think that might have helped out a little bit too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that buyer that works for us in California, he's good too.

[Bobbo]

Sean.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

He does a good job too. We've got a lot of good buyers. You know, shout out to everybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

So 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. So I had this car show thing. We were talking about the April 19th in Walnut Springs. You can go to jcwshow.com and click through to it. We're doing more. And let me get my sheet here. What did I do with it?

[Pre K]

Papers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Walnut Springs, the first one. Dallas is going to be the next one. Midland is going to be the next one. Birmingham in September, Vegas in November. So cars and stars. Bring your car and meet a star. And that's the deal I'm doing with Adam Carolla and Jay Leno. We invited Jerry Seinfeld. Don't know. But. But like the thing at SEMA in Vegas that we're going to do is going to be huge. And I need to get a place to do it in LA because I want to do an LA gig, but Dallas. So Rollins is opening his new gas monkey ice house in. Oh, you know, in. What's that called? Legacy Center. And I saw it the other day. It's badass. So we're gonna do the big car show thing there. Also, in probably May not during bike week in Walnut, Midland, another buddy of mine's opening a big restaurant called F1 Smokehouse. I'm gonna go out there and we're going to do one in Midland and then in Birmingham, Talladega Motorsports Museum, Corolla, Leno and myself are going out there to do that with the Newman collection. And in Vegas, I'm gonna do the cars with stars thing too. And then there's other stars coming in to the Birmingham thing. There's a lot of guys in Nashville swing flip them right over. I told them they can use the plane if they'll pay me back for the use. And we're gonna shuttle those guys back and forth. It'll be fun. My name is John Clay Wolfe by Cars and Radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com. if you're a car guru and you're in Houston today, I suggest you go to the Mecham Auto Auction at the NRG Center. I was there yesterday. I think I sold 12 and bought two. Pretty good market. Be right back. I'm here to tear all the walls down doesn't matter if it's a large town or a small town Just like Joshua on the fabled rose of Jericho I'm here to tear down the institution. God spoke to me, said listen to.

[Bobbo]

Original top shutter John Clay Wolf. Calm down Wagwan, come sit for me a bit.

[J.D. Ryan]

Shove up trumpetaries and now I cannot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Afford my weed Violet drunk of the.

[Gigi Drummond]

Terror.

[Bobbo]

Everything's about to get pricey Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord for the things we buy from neighbors around the globe Like China and Canada and Mexico no more cell phones, maple syrup or tequila can't have sriracha hoodie kung pao chicken no guacamole without avocado no avocado.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord.

[J.D. Ryan]

Blake in Arkansas. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Gigi Drummond]

Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

It says that you're disrespected. You feel disrespected from the offer you got on your motorcycle. When you went to give me the vin, they only offered you a thousand dollars, and you want 3500.

[Caller]

Yeah, man. It's blue books for 55. I figured that it'd be a little bit better than that, you know?

[J.D. Ryan]

So I'll tell you this. I'm no motorcycle guru. I give all these motorcycle customers to my motorcycle pro. So you probably talk to Keith. It's not one of our buyers. And I looked this up when. When you were on hold. And in 2021, a Honda 300R MSRP on it was $4,700. Base price, 3,625. Average retail value, 4,700. It says the used ones are worth three to three grand to 3,500 retail. So he has to buy that car from you in Tennessee or Arkansas. He's got to haul it down here. So nobody's gonna go up there and bring that bike down for less than 300, 400 bucks. Then he's got to sell it. He's got to make something if it. You know, that that's where he's getting his number from. But I think if you ran an ad on Facebook Marketplace for 2900, you might get a soul.

[Caller]

I've had a couple of people, I had it listed for four grand, expecting to take 35, and had a couple people offer 38 and 34 or trade for a different vehicle and stuff, but nobody's come through yet.

[J.D. Ryan]

And that's called getting jerked Off. Did you have to dump it? My producer just dumped me. Yeah. And that's why people sell to us, because we buy and then we have to deal with all that crap. Yeah, it's just the cash market versus the retail market. And when you're doing retail, a lot of people don't show up. They stroke you. They need, they need financing. They gotta ask their wife. They gotta, you know, waiting on the settlement. They're waiting on the lawyer to pay them on their lawsuit. That's always a good one when they've got a case that's fixing the phone.

[Caller]

Well, I'm not really up much. I traded some things.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Remember, at noon central, we've got a new video coming out, Mark Cuban's car collection. And if you'd like to register for the car show in the Pat Green concert that night, go to jcwshow.com Gas Monkey Outpost is where the car show headcore, like the, what do you call it, Awards ceremony.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Richard Rollins. We're opening up a Gas Monkey Outpost in Walnut Springs for a month because we're doing the car show the 19th and Pat and then the, the bike week that's coming up. It's gonna be open for that. And remember, if you go to Bosque Cantina, there's an off menu item called JCW Dip order that you'll thank me later. JCW dip.

[Bobbo]

Got his own dip. Hold on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why, why are you, why are you rolling your eyes? You.

[Bobbo]

You got your own dip. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that, is that, is that, is that very. It's very. What? What? Bougie. Bougie. Well, here's my thought. I had them create a dip in the kitchen that I love. And I said, don't put this on the menu. I'm going to tell my listeners, show people about this. So when people order it, JCW Dip, you know, it's our inside crew.

[Bobbo]

Okay, now you made it yourself, like.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I asked them, I asked them to make some different ones and we worked it out. I, I did not physically do it, but I was in there with the cooks, and it's really good.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, you were with the cooks. Like mixing it. You just watch.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, I don't build the cars. I don't paint them either, but I pick the wheels out and I pick the stripes and I pick the engines and I do all that stuff. I mean, I'm, I'm not a cook. I'm not claiming to be a cook, but I do own a Restaurant. It's called Bosky Cantina. And I've got my own damn dip. How about you don't order it?

[Pre K]

What kind of dip is it?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, is it for chips or what? Like, can you dip with it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you just put it between your cheek gum. It's just a tobacco based cheese sauce. No, it is. It is queso white cheese.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

And it's got rotel in it and a lot of ground meat, sour cream and guacamole.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's kind of like that Armstrong dip.

[Pre K]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Austin guacamole mixed in.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, it's just lumped in there. You can mix it all together. So it's a lump of wok, a lump of sour cream, a lot of the wagyu beef.

[Pre K]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ground meat. It's good is what it is. And it's not on the menu. And it's for insiders. And Turley is no longer one.

[Bobbo]

Oh, okay.

[Gigi Drummond]

Can I go today?

[J.D. Ryan]

He cannot have it.

[Pre K]

No dip for you.

[J.D. Ryan]

No dip for you. Turley orders the JCW dip at the Boston don't give it to him.

[Gigi Drummond]

No dip for you. No dip for you. You know who does not have his own dip? That's Jelly Roll. But he's back in the news. The Grand Old Opry hundredth celebration went down this month, and there was one person that wasn't there, and Jelly Roll was the guy who was not there. He hears what he had to say about missing it because, number five, my.

[J.D. Ryan]

Uncle Buford used to tell me this story about. He called his father, which was my.

[Pre K]

Grandfather one time, and he said, I.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can'T come into work today.

[Pre K]

I'm sick.

[J.D. Ryan]

And all Big Buford said, my grandfather.

[Pre K]

Said was, that's good work at sick. Builds character.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'll see you in a minute.

[Pre K]

Hung up the phone. Like, I love when there's a little. Like, if I'm. Especially if I'm kind of really sick, I'm like, I'm going to go out here and go.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've canceled one show in the last five years because of an ailment, and it was the Grand Ole Opry 100.

[Pre K]

It just broke my heart, man. I just could not break this fever.

[J.D. Ryan]

Especially Grand Ole Opry and what it means to country music.

[Pre K]

And that's all I wanted.

[J.D. Ryan]

But, yeah, I hated it, man.

[Pre K]

And. But I'm glad to be getting through the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get through the cold, though, man.

[Bobbo]

You know? Only if we could talk to Jelly Roll, find out what he was sick with.

[Gigi Drummond]

They kept him away from the Grand Ole Opry.

[Bobbo]

I mean, it would be so great if we could get. Baba, do you think we can get a hold of Jelly Roll?

[Pre K]

You know, he's everywhere, isn't he? Yeah, I haven't been able to yet.

[Gigi Drummond]

He's on all.

[Bobbo]

John, you think we can get a hold of Jelly Roll?

[J.D. Ryan]

I was doing so. I was actually. Somebody just wrote me about the Memphis job, and I was writing them back. I wasn't listening to y'all. What are you talking about?

[Pre K]

He's probably local, but I hear that he's. He's never. Jelly Roll. Never.

[Turley]

Sick.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's sick. I can do the impersonation.

[Gigi Drummond]

He got sick.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's wrong with. He's sick?

[Gigi Drummond]

He. But he likes to work through sickness. He says I never. I never get sick, but he works through sickness.

[Bobbo]

We're trying to figure out what he was sick with.

[J.D. Ryan]

He was sick with chlamydia he picked up from his porno wife.

[Bobbo]

Well, let's ask. Let's ask himself. Jelly Roll, what were you sick with?

[J.D. Ryan]

Guys, I just don't like doing that impersonation. It just, like, takes a lot out of me. It strains my vocals, and I. I feel. I feel. He called me. He's making. He's making a signal in the vagina at me, you know, I just. You, too, can fight through sickness. Even if your wife is on Only Fans. All you got to do is get a job at the Burger King and sing your fat ass heart out and good things will come to you, even if you go to prison and get a bunch of tattoos. Because even great people like me get sick. And when you get sick, you gotta appreciate what the Lord gave you and the fact you're still alive and you're out of prison and your wife dropped her only fans. You just keep working to make that money.

[Pre K]

Mr. Roll, what would you say is the best drug for the flu?

[Gigi Drummond]

Mr. Rolls.

[J.D. Ryan]

Whiskey and honey.

[Pre K]

Oh, he lost it.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he went away. He's just. It's like. It appears for just briefly.

[Pre K]

That's the dumbest damn question I ever heard, little man. Cocaine. You want cocaine for the flu?

[Bobbo]

See, now, Bob was showing off how improv is easy.

[J.D. Ryan]

That is fine.

[Pre K]

Yours is better than mine, though. You really. I mean, you really become Jelly Roll. I think you literally gain, like, 28 pounds every time you just in the face. Just in the face. And a couple of tattoos.

[J.D. Ryan]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800.

[Gigi Drummond]

This is a creepy story. Lady went on TikTok after she was on an airplane. Fell asleep. Okay. You know how people drape their Hair over the top of the chair, so it's in your face. Well, the guy sitting behind her decided to braid her hair hair. She didn't even confront him because she didn't even know it till she got landed and landed at her Airbnb. Here she talking about some crazy guy that braided her hair. Content to the man that braided my.

[Turley]

Hair while I was asleep on the plane. I need you to come forth immediately. You said directly behind me. Some people might say, how did you let somebody braid your hair? First of all, when I get on the plane, I don't sleep. I hibernate. I remember specifically, I'm sleep on the plane, and I hear. And I said, who is taking pictures? And when I wake up, it's literally right in my ear. That's where I found the brain. Don't touch people while they're asleep. It's weird.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, on the red sheet, this says Gigi's News Corner. Why did you steal her story?

[Gigi Drummond]

Because you asked for a story. We hadn't hit that one yet.

[J.D. Ryan]

Look at her. She's mad. She's mad at me.

[Gigi Drummond]

Gigi, are you mad at me? There's still one here that says Gigi's News. It's Oprah. You want to do that one?

[Turley]

Oprah in her menopause special?

[Gigi Drummond]

Sure.

[Turley]

That one? Yeah. Okay, well, listen to the supercut. Cut 11.

[J.D. Ryan]

Welcome to the menopause revolution. Irregular periods, irritability, itchy skin, libido changes, memory lapses, mood swings, pain during sex, sleeplessness, I couldn't sleep, weight gain, Everything is as dry as the dust. I married a monster.

[Gigi Drummond]

That is why we call perimenopause the zone of chaos.

[J.D. Ryan]

What about testosterone? Do you think I ought to get a pellet? Cause all these women are on pellets, and then they wear their little husbands out.

[Turley]

If you want to do it more.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. Testosterone.

[Turley]

Very good. Is that stain coming off? Revolutionary conversation.

[Pre K]

Was that real?

[J.D. Ryan]

That pellet thing is real.

[Caller]

Really?

[Pre K]

What? Please, enlighten me. What is. What is that?

[J.D. Ryan]

You get a pellet in your butt and it's a testosterone plug, and it makes you. It wakes you up and makes you horny.

[Bobbo]

For women or men for women.

[Turley]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, my wife had something wrong with her a while back, and she got one of those, and it was best. Best six months of my life.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

And then it, like, dissolves and it's over.

[Pre K]

Oh, it's over.

[Gigi Drummond]

Listen to you. It is over.

[Turley]

Yeah, that's like a suppository.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe not quite.

[Gigi Drummond]

Not quite.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, it could be if it was really going good.

[Gigi Drummond]

I got that.

[J.D. Ryan]

We'll be back in a minute. Yeah, you can load them. Why don't you do something? Why don't you tell them? Yeah, J.D. here you go. He's pushing everybody around, telling everybody what to do all the time.

[Gigi Drummond]

John will buy your car. 800-800-7234. The number is 800 800, radio. Look out on your phone. Then call him up, give him year, make, model, miles, and he'll buy your car right here on the radio. 800-800-radio. 800-800-7234. And that's coming up next. Don't you dare go away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevent.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800, Radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is the car segment. Real quick. I've got a couple people on hold, but I need to clarify something. The shout out I put out from Memphis for an employee earlier. I need a car dealer that can create their own cars. They can work in our office there and inspect consumer cars that we buy from givemetheven.com, you know, several times a week. But I'll give you the money to buy cars with and we'll split if you're, if you know what you're doing. I've got a guy in Walnut Springs that does that and he sits in the office in Walnut. Makes a hell of a living chasing old cars and different kind of cars. Facebook, Marketplace, etc. Etc. We buy those. And I'd like to hire some more of those kind of guys around the country to man our offices in different cities. So go to jcwshow.com if you want to do that. Matt and Tucson 88 Wrangler Sahara, four wheel drive, 200,000 miles, rebuilt motor. You want seven grand? It does have a hard top. It does have a hard top and.

[Caller]

It has the hard doors.

[J.D. Ryan]

What about the lift wheels and the tires? It is all original to 1988. Send it to me. Let me look. I'm not saying you're wrong. I don't think I can make it work from there. I think I can make it work from five grand. I don't think I make it work from. Okay. I don't think I make it work for seven. So go to gmtv, CC or give me the vin dot com. Either way it'll get in the right hands. We'll get her bought if it's viable. Thank you Alan, a 21 vet. It's got an accident history on the carfax. What does it say?

[Caller]

What is it? Minor to moderate.

[J.D. Ryan]

Moderate's bad, so that skips average. Okay, so how much was the body shop bill?

[Caller]

Stewart had a bill. And we've got one more thing to fix, and that's the trump motor. They didn't know it had trump motor, boss. It's like that bill was 37 and the front nose was like 7,500.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was 10,000 worth of damage.

[Caller]

What's that?

[J.D. Ryan]

10,000 worth of damage. And that clips at 10.

[Caller]

Oh, no, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go ahead. No, no.

[Caller]

38 or excuse me, $37,000 worth of damage. It cracked the frame.

[J.D. Ryan]

So what'd they do with the frame?

[Caller]

They fixed it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Fix it or put a new one in. They.

[Caller]

Well, Stewart just got their license to work on corvettes.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know who Stuart is. I don't give a damn about Stuart. But I want to talk about this car. So we've got a car that's been hit twice. One of the times, the bill was 35,000. 1 7, 500. It's got a cracked frame, but it got fixed right. So it's got frame structural alteration. For the record, MMR on this thing is 64,000 bucks. They're making a ton of them now. They're. They're not bringing over the mark. Your car with an ounce frame and moderate damage, I'd give 50 grand for it. That's plenty. That's plenty. I might not even want to give that. Hang on. When I've got to sell these things with frame announcements, it really changes things. And they look at the carfax says moderate. I'll give 50 grand because I said 50 grand. But that's all I'm giving. If you say it takes $50,125. I'll pass.

[Caller]

I gotcha.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you, sir. Go to givemetheven.com if you want to sell it. 78 vet. 75,000 miles. Is it seven grand? Mondo? Yeah.

[Caller]

78 Corvette?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep. Is it 7,000? I buy so many.

[Caller]

What do you mean by.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, is it a seven thousand dollar car that I. I buy these cars for five, six, seven, eight thousand dollars. I, I buy them, I buy a lot of them. And because there's a lot of them built, there's a lot of them out there. It just all depends on the paint in the interior. I mean, I'm asking is it a good one or is it edgy? I mean, if it's edgy, then It's a five thousand dollar car or four. If it's a great one, then it's eight.

[Caller]

Yeah, I would say it's somewhere between good and great.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, then it's seven. Eight, maybe $9,000. Probably. Probably 8,000. Where do you live?

[Pre K]

On west side of Houston.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it a stick or an automatic? That makes a difference too.

[Pre K]

Yeah, it's an automatic.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, so it's a 78 speed. What color?

[Caller]

It's a base car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ah, okay. Now, now I'm gonna give more because it's black and silver, right?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

So with 78 I'll get 12,000.

[Caller]

Well, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, if that works, go to give me the dot com, write it up. I'll get you a check today. But they, I have two offers. Offices in Houston. You can run it over there and get paid right now. Thank you. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars in the Air for America's best car buyer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Givemetheven.com hey, for all things give me the VIN. Check out jcwshow.com.

[Pre K]

I heard about a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Woman in Pennsylvania who was looking for a jacket that she donated to the charity after realizing she left the 2.5 million dollar lottery ticket in the pocket.

[Pre K]

It's tough going back to a charity.

[Turley]

Like hey, I accidentally gave you money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now we return to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemetheven.com. call in 1-800-800radio and check out the [e-mail].

[J.D. Ryan]

This has been a dad week for me.

[Pre K]

Okay, that's good, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean it wasn't for good reason. I mean it was for a good reason, but it's just problems. I mean it's not their fault. It's kid problems. It's having to deal with Caven. My 11 year old hyper extended his knee pretty bad on the at the trampoline park and he's in a straight cast.

[Pre K]

Oh no.

[J.D. Ryan]

But the good news is he's young enough that it should heal right back up and then I have to do ACL or MCL surgery.

[Turley]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tabitha. I got a call from her. She's my junior in college in Dallas. Get a call from her at 3:30 in the morning. I'm like oh wow, she's out partying hard, you know. Hey dad.

[Gigi Drummond]

It's not a good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but, but that wasn't the case and she was appendix didn't rupture but almost in the ambulance heading to the deal so had to go Thursday and sit with that. But that was, I mean it was actually. I mean I almost Said that was fun.

[Gigi Drummond]

Part of being a dad.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Get the bond with her.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, it was bond all the time anyway. But, you know, it was. It was. She had to spend the night in the hospital at night. And she went back to her mom's yesterday, and she's getting. She's recovering there. And then Maddox, the senior, has prom tonight, but he's so damn independent. Right. It's gotten to the point where you just don't tell him anything, and he really does it. You just don't ask. He doesn't take anybody's advice, but everything he's doing is fine and good. So it's just like, I'll leave him alone. Well, I didn't think about prom. I didn't think about tuxes. Oh, we're out of town. I'm out of town yesterday. Proms tonight. So he goes to Men's warehouse, gets tux, and I'm like, dude, you got to get this altered. You're at it. I'm on the phone, and he's got to get his hymns done. And remember the first time he got a tux and all the crap. I'm like, you don't know how to. You don't know how to do cufflinks. You don't know studs. You don't know cummerbunds. You know, I really needed to dad moment. Yeah. So he starts yelling at me for, like, not teaching him. I'm like, but I didn't know that you were doing this. He said, well, I told you I was going to promise. You told me a week ago. And, I mean, you do everything yourself. So I just. He said, what do I do? Is I get a YouTube video, figure out how to put on.

[Turley]

Wow.

[Pre K]

It can't be done.

[J.D. Ryan]

So he's at Gordon Boswell's right now, the flower sponsor, getting a boutonniere and a bouquet, getting set up for.

[Bobbo]

For getting him a limo.

[Gigi Drummond]

How about a ride?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I did. Done. I've done nothing.

[Bobbo]

Oh, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I mean, he just mentioned it. You know, he didn't talk that much, and he just. Everything he did. If you try to get involved in his personal life, you get axed out quickly. Like, leave me alone. And if you ask questions, you get the eye roll and leave me alone. Okay. So I just. I've been so trained and beat down by my senior in high school to leave him alone that I. Now he needs me to know that, and I'm not there. Yeah. Yeah.

[Turley]

How's it gonna get there?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know. That's a good question. I haven't thought about it.

[Bobbo]

It's just a pro. I mean, you think he'd be mad if you surprised him with a limo or something like that? Or a nice.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's not a limo guy.

[Bobbo]

So what about a nice.

[J.D. Ryan]

He did take a homecoming. He took one of my really nice cars. Yeah, and. Yeah, but how do I get a gate pass out of the auction? Get a nice car over to the house today.

[Bobbo]

It's doable.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, it's doable, but you gotta shut the world down to do it. Call in a bunch of favors just for your kid.

[Bobbo]

That's okay. You know, you should.

[Gigi Drummond]

I'm sure there'll be another prom next year.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And then tomorrow night we've got to go to his college meeting anyway. Just. I don't know, kids, you know? I feel like I have to be the dad around here, too. I walked in the. This morning. You all are some eating son of a. Oh, no.

[Turley]

What?

[Pre K]

Here we go.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, Gigi, you're at the west coast branch of the studio. You're not here at the main studio. And Amy, my assistant and Cello, they'll load this thing. So we got the studio up top, and downstairs there's an apartment is where we are, and they keep it loaded with goodies. And I just want to tell you guys that work here, Pre K&JD and Bob and Turley, if I'd appreciate it if you'd at least have a meal before you get here, because y'all just chow through everything that she brings. Everything. And it's really you in Pre K, Bob.

[Bobbo]

I mean, I have some snacks, too. I'll take a little blame like the peanuts or, you know those granola bars.

[Gigi Drummond]

I do the Slim Jims. Yeah.

[Pre K]

Well, now that she's discovered that there's such a thing as salted peanuts, that helps.

[Gigi Drummond]

God, here we go.

[Pre K]

Those raw damn peanuts.

[J.D. Ryan]

Those won't get either brain and those won't whiskey and beer. There's no whiskey left. Because he drank it all.

[Pre K]

Yeah, I've been packing in my own. My own wine and meals.

[Bobbo]

Are you asking us to chip in? Is that what you're asking?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no. I'm just saying I'd love it when we get a big stash of new stuff for it to last more than two weekends.

[Bobbo]

But there is other people here during the week, too. Maybe that it goes from there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right? I even thought about that conspiracy.

[Bobbo]

I'm throwing that out there.

[J.D. Ryan]

The mechanics possibly come in from the shop and eat our stuff.

[Pre K]

Think about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do we look like a bunch of.

[Pre K]

Potato chip eating emmer efforts?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Not as much as there, because it's once.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, because you know what I'm talking about. She will bring a boatload in here, and then you look up and it's all gone. Where the hell is it going?

[Bobbo]

I assumed it. I mean, I know Baba doesn't eat that much. I was assuming it was open for the mechanics and stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not. Pre K. What are you guys eating all that?

[Pre K]

Why is it not open for the mechanics?

[Gigi Drummond]

What are y'all doing?

[Pre K]

They obviously like it.

[Gigi Drummond]

I'm not here.

[J.D. Ryan]

DJ Prek, are you there? I got the munchies, man.

[Joe Exotic]

What do you expect?

[J.D. Ryan]

I eat like 10 bags of chips every Friday night. I think it's you. I think.

[Pre K]

Will you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Will you eat somewhere before you come here? So you don't just clear everything out, eat somewhere. Problem is, you saw me eat a.

[Caller]

Big old sandwich last night, but I'm still hungry.

[Bobbo]

Pre K will bring his own food in sometimes too, but, yeah, he'll have his own food. And then plus whatever's here in the stash.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, we've got a really good stash in our little green room thing. But, I mean, can we just protect it a little bit? And then you'll get bitchy and start sending notes like, oh, can you please reload the Slim Jims? Can you please do this? Can you please do that?

[Gigi Drummond]

Salted peanuts, please. Salted peanuts.

[Pre K]

We need whiskey.

[Bobbo]

Come through with the whiskey. What's up with that?

[Pre K]

No, she did not.

[Gigi Drummond]

I asked her about the whiskey. She said no. Make them get their own whiskey.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go to the saloon. There's plenty of whiskey there.

[Bobbo]

You have to drive over there.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, it's a whole five minutes.

[Pre K]

Well, she actually said jd and this is the truth, was that she did the shopping on Sunday, so there was no whiskey to be bought anywhere.

[J.D. Ryan]

So y'all are soaking up the time of my staff with these concerns?

[Bobbo]

Well, maybe like, hire a house mom or something for.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, Bob brought.

[Pre K]

That's what I was thinking if. While you're hiring people, get us a house mama.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's she look like?

[Pre K]

It doesn't matter. Be nice to wake up on a Saturday morning, somebody's cooking eggs and bagels and bacon and sausage. Maybe some French toast.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Then whatever she wants. Fresh fruit and cocaine. It doesn't have to be like, less of a Mrs. Garrett, okay, and more of a Fran Drescher, right? Times what I'm talking about, you know, handies once in a while.

[Gigi Drummond]

These all Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Handy candies, those little mints.

[Pre K]

She might dance. Not the mints. She might dance.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dance? Like be a dancer?

[Pre K]

Occasional, sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not gonna get a stripper to get up and cook breakfast.

[Pre K]

No, no, no. I'm talking about a house mama.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but I mean, if she's a dancer. What you're promoting as a stripper, she can dance occasionally. Your conversation went from maid to stripper.

[Pre K]

I'm promoting an artistic process.

[Bobbo]

So she's got to be multi talented.

[Gigi Drummond]

Right. She can cook and she can dance. Cook, sing and dance and bring salted peanuts.

[Pre K]

Roll hooters.

[J.D. Ryan]

Roll hooters. That's what Prek does.

[Pre K]

Everybody's got their price, John. Somebody will do this if you pay them enough.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you're an attractive house mom, ex stripper, good cook that gets up early, Please go to jcwshow.com if you'd like to drive out to Boston county every Friday night and serve the staff here every Saturday morning, especially Bobbo, because, you know, we're hiring and Babo's hiring.

[Pre K]

It could. And this could stretch into dinner Friday night. So we don't have to worry.

[J.D. Ryan]

We always go to town Friday night and eat at bosque Cantina or W6 Steakhouse.

[Pre K]

I. I did last night, actually.

[J.D. Ryan]

Remember, show listeners, if you go there at for the JCW dip, it's this dip we concocted at the Cantina and it's not on the menu. We'll be right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, America's largest weekend morning show. 800, 800 radio. And check out the podcast about that.

[J.D. Ryan]

He really did pass. The guy offered up his wife and he passed.

[Bobbo]

For those that weren't listening to the stream. What was that again?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that was on the stream.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's on the stream.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that was. A friend of mine quit drinking and he went, he's like a 10 year virgin or like five years.

[Pre K]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's 50. And this other guy that was riding with us offered him a roll in the hay with his wife and he said he's got a picture and he showed him his pass.

[Pre K]

Oh, unbelievable.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, speaking of when we went to Bandera to check out that motorcycle rally last week and we met the promoter that's been doing it for 23 years.

[Pre K]

Oh yeah, boy.

[J.D. Ryan]

The best thing we're getting ideas for our bike week in Walnut Springs in May, Texas Rattlesnake Bike Week rally. And this fellow that has been running this one for over 20 years in Bandera was giving us things that you need to do. With the motorcycle clubs. How to keep the problems with the. The Crips and the Bloods firing up.

[Pre K]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

The best way to ruin a bike rally is to let them swingers in. In the nudists.

[Gigi Drummond]

Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

He said that's the best thing you can do to ruin it.

[Gigi Drummond]

Ruin it? Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know. I forgot why. He said, keep those damn nudists to themselves. The swingers. Don't let them start taking over because it just doesn't work. I never thought about swingers at a bike rally. That was just. I mean, like, is there a separate entry? A separate. Separate wristband for a swinger?

[Gigi Drummond]

Has a little pineapple on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, the Swinger Saloon. The Swinging Door Saloon. I just never, Never even. That. That really surprised me. What do you do?

[Bobbo]

How do you stop it?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know. How do you stop it? I think what happens is, like, don't let this, like. So scared.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, right.

[J.D. Ryan]

How do we stop these tariffs?

[Pre K]

I don't think it's just a natural for bike rallies to, like, attract swingers. It's not just like a net, but, I mean, it's more congruent than say, like a. A Seventh Day Adventist convention.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, probably not actually.

[Pre K]

Bike rally. Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

I bet the Seventh Day Adventure Venice Convention is pleasant. Swingers. Yeah.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yes.

[Pre K]

You think they're.

[J.D. Ryan]

You think hardcore churchy people, man. They're a little out there.

[Pre K]

You know any.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hell, yeah, I know.

[Pre K]

Introduce me, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

On a Saturday, the nudists will be.

[Gigi Drummond]

Obvious, but the swingers, they can be real subtle.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but he just didn't want it. He, like, if you let him form up and gang. Hilarious.

[Pre K]

But that's what they do.

[J.D. Ryan]

But what? Yeah, they, like, take over. He's like, the swingers will take over your event like a cancer.

[Turley]

How?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Gigi Drummond]

That would have been the next question.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are they that pushy, J.D.

[Gigi Drummond]

Now that I know of. No. Normally they keep to themselves. They go to swingers clubs. We don't go to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that's what he said. But then, like, if they find something to pounce on and they turn that into a swinger's environment, they run off all the.

[Gigi Drummond]

All the regular, I guess, on the streets.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know. I don't know. You gotta watch out for these bike gangs, too.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, that's right.

[J.D. Ryan]

They'll take over your place. Bike gangs.

[Gigi Drummond]

That is true.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep. Oh, yep, yep, yep. Don't let them work security is what I've always been told. Did you watch the Hell's Angels in San Francisco. That went sideways. Been a little while.

[Bobbo]

Time for Jeopardy.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's time for Jeopardy.

[Turley]

Yes. Thank you. Thank you.

[Bobbo]

Thank you.

[Turley]

Oh, boy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yellow and gold.

[Pre K]

It must be time to test the intellect and pop culture IQ of our own. John Clay will show crew. There's John Clay right there, front and center. Gigi Drummond.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hello.

[Pre K]

He's on my big screen, looking lovely. J.D. ryan's on my left.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hello, baby.

[Pre K]

You know, I don't know if you guys are aware of this, occasionally pre K will jump in, participate in these. I want to hear your categories. Here we go. Category one, play it if you got it. Name these musical instruments. And category two, home in the heat. Do you know your desert life forms? Ready to play Jeopardy.

[Gigi Drummond]

There you go.

[Turley]

Yes.

[Pre K]

Oh, I hope this doesn't get weird. It's gonna be good.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's going to.

[Turley]

It's about to.

[Pre K]

Question number one. You may love your electric guitar, but you won't hear it unless you have one of these to plug in.

[Turley]

Gigi, what is an amplifier?

[Pre K]

That's correct.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's easy. That's so dumb. I didn't say ding. Surely it can't be that.

[Pre K]

Surely there's more. Question 2. This brass instrument is so renowned. One was actually featured on the soundtrack album of Peter Frampton and The Bee Gees, Sgt. Pepper's lowly hearts Club Band.

[Turley]

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

[Bobbo]

Pre K. What is a French horn?

[Pre K]

That's correct. And Axl Rose is reputed to have thrown them into live concert crowds on occasions. Question 3. This keyboard instrument looks like a piano, but instead of striking the strings, it plucks them. It was also the primary keyboard instrument. Gigi.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I know. What you're gonna say is the dumbest thing ever because you weren't listening. You're gonna say horrible. You're gonna say.

[Turley]

I was gonna say that. That's exactly.

[Pre K]

It was also the primary keyboard instrument in Europe from the 16th to the 18th century, but it.

[J.D. Ryan]

It doesn't strike them. So it's like a piano, but it plucks them.

[Turley]

I know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did the Beatles play it when they were tripping?

[Bobbo]

What is a glockenspiel?

[Pre K]

That's incorrect.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a good answer, though.

[Turley]

What is that?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm giving him that just because it's such a good answer. What's the answer?

[Pre K]

The answer is the harpsichord.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was thinking harpsichord, but I did not realize it worked like that.

[Pre K]

Piggies by the Beatles uses a harpsichord.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right? Okay. I should.

[Pre K]

Very pretty. Category 2 questions. Here we go. This desert mammal Closely resembles a gerbil.

[J.D. Ryan]

Depending what is a prairie dog.

[Pre K]

Is incorrect. And gets around by hopping like a kangaroo. What is the rabbit that is incorrect. Resembles a gerbil.

[Bobbo]

15 seconds.

[Pre K]

Hops around like a kangaroo. Incorrect. 2 Incorrect.

[Gigi Drummond]

Ding, ding, ding. JD what is a meerkat?

[Pre K]

That's incorrect.

[Gigi Drummond]

I didn't think so.

[Pre K]

Correct answer was what is a kangaroo rat?

[J.D. Ryan]

Never. Never even heard of it. Does it even exist? Are you just lying and making things up?

[Pre K]

No. Kangaroo rats are real.

[Gigi Drummond]

Kangaroo rats are real.

[Pre K]

Virginia. Next question. One of two species of mountain sheep in North America. Total population of this mainland variety is handily outnumbered by its northern cousins, the Dall sheep.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, God, who knows what is a nerd for 500?

[Pre K]

Alex, these are everywhere.

[J.D. Ryan]

Repeat it.

[Turley]

Ding, ding, ding, ding. What is a lamb?

[Pre K]

Incorrect. One of two species of mountain sheep in North America. There are only two. This variation is handily outnumbered by its cousin, the Dall sheep. Sheep which lives up North Alaska and the Dakotas.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is a mouflon in.

[Pre K]

Greg.

[Gigi Drummond]

What is a bighorn?

[Pre K]

That's correct.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's pretty easy.

[Gigi Drummond]

Well, somebody didn't get it today.

[Pre K]

Next question. Native to Africa, the Middle east and parts of Asia, this one hump animal makes honey.

[Turley]

What is the camel?

[Pre K]

That is incorrect. Makes up 94% of the world's camel population.

[J.D. Ryan]

Black, Latino or other.

[Pre K]

This one hump camel makes up 94% of the world's camel population. Four syllables. It's another variation of camel.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's the first variation of camel?

[Pre K]

Camel.

[Gigi Drummond]

Camel.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is a Loch Ness monster?

[Pre K]

Correct answer is what is a dromedary?

[Bobbo]

Man, no one's getting.

[Turley]

What is that?

[Pre K]

Drama Dairy.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is it?

[Turley]

What is that?

[J.D. Ryan]

What is a new guy to write the questions.

[Pre K]

So far, 60,000 a year.

[Bobbo]

Everybody's got one point. JCW, you have none.

[Gigi Drummond]

None.

[Pre K]

Bonus question.

[Turley]

I should ask the qualifying question.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's get their first drunk old lady.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Double Jeopardy time.

[Pre K]

Back to category one. Though you'll never likely see them, these nocturnal animals are plentiful in the desert and are the only mammals capable of true sustained flight.

[Turley]

What is a. Hahaha. Now you see how I feel. That's what you get.

[J.D. Ryan]

My answer just changed. So it's a con. It's a bird. A mammal. Condor.

[Pre K]

It's a mammal capable of true sustained flight. The only mammal able to true sustained flying.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is a buzzard?

[Pre K]

That's incorrect.

[Gigi Drummond]

Ding, ding, ding.

[Pre K]

JD what is a bat? That's correct.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was gonna say bad, but they can't just keep flying.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, they can't.

[Turley]

But you did it all night.

[Gigi Drummond]

They come out at sunset. They fly all night.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, JD with three points.

[Bobbo]

This is double jeopardy, guys.

[Pre K]

Next question. One of the smaller of the big cats, this high plains predator has spread to virtually the entirety of the North American continent and is the only member of the lynx family that doesn't have the word lynx in its name.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, ding, ding, ding. I'm bored.

[Bobbo]

We got one minute left.

[Pre K]

Is that your answer?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's my answer. Ding, ding, ding.

[Pre K]

3K.

[Bobbo]

What is it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Bobcat.

[Pre K]

That's correct.

[Gigi Drummond]

Holla.

[J.D. Ryan]

We got 45 seconds. Hit it.

[Bobbo]

45.

[Turley]

I think I won.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is the last question. You didn't want nothing, girl.

[Pre K]

After becoming fascinated with Indian music, George Harrison introduced this traditional stringed instrument for the first time in pop music on the Beatles hit Norwegian Wood.

[Turley]

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. What is a autoheart?

[Pre K]

That is incorrect.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was gonna say harpsichord because it's the same thing that I was thinking.

[Bobbo]

We're gonna go out with this. We have 20 seconds. Somebody guess. Ding, ding, ding. Pre K. What is a sitar?

[Pre K]

That's correct.

[Bobbo]

Come on, y'all. Gotta step, y'all.

[J.D. Ryan]

Game up. West coast, we're coming back. Everybody else, this is the end of it because we go through four time zones. West coast, hang tight. We'll be right back. We've got a great hour lined up for you. Thanks for everybody on the chat stream. And remember this video, Mark Cuban's car collection is going up on our YouTube channel. It premieres like we got it set to hit right there at 12, and I think it does a countdown, so it's going right now, if you like that kind of stuff. My name is John Clay Wolf. Remember to come see us at the go to johnjcwshow.com to register your car for the car show in two weeks.

[Pre K]

The John Clay Wolf show has been a presentation of givemetheven.com from the Westwood One Radio Network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show.