#50 John Clay Wolfe Show 6-11-16

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show — Episode #50 (6-11-16)

Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show (June 11, 2016) leans into its classic formula: a freewheeling Texas radio experience powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com, blending talk about cars, music, sports, pop culture, and irreverent real-life stories. With John Clay Wolfe at the helm, co-hosts J.D. Ryan, Bobbo, and producer Michael Turley banter through topics from concert reviews and rock history lore to wild listener call-ins and offbeat guest commentary. The result is a loose, unpredictable show that’s part used car marketplace, part rock ‘n’ roll confessional, and part comedy club—just as liable to veer into windshield time wisdom as it is to lampoon the latest viral controversy.

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1. Show Expands — New Markets & Affiliates

• [01:11, 53:00, 88:33]
  • John celebrates the show’s addition to new stations, including Arkansas (The KEG in Fayetteville, Nash Icon in Fort Smith) and upcoming New Orleans expansion.
  • “Shut the front door. Are you serious?” — Bobbo [01:28]
  • Show asks for ‘boogie check’ from Arkansas callers to test the new broadcast reach and signal.

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2. Rock & Roll Talk — The Boston Concert Review

• [05:56, 07:39, 08:57, 18:02, 87:08]
  • Concert rundown: John and Bobbo share stories from the Boston concert, with Don Felder (Eagles) opening.
  • John is underwhelmed by Felder’s vocals but admiring of his guitar chops:
    • “The guy can’t sing. He’s a great guitarist, great songwriter. But, you know, thank God they didn’t let him sing.” — John [08:25]
  • Bobbo marvels at Boston’s technical precision: “...like seeing bands like Rush...people who are so precise.” [08:58]
  • Discussion about Tom Scholz (Boston’s founder)—his age and musical genius.
  • Wallace Edwards delivers a wild, behind-the-music style ghost story about Boston’s early days in a supposedly haunted theater.
    • “The walls bled, windows shattered, the furnace exploded. And Scholz actually swears that...his trademarked Rockman amplifier bit him on the ankle as he played.” — Wallace [47:52]

Memorable Quotes

• “I went to the Joe Walsh and Bad Company a couple weeks ago...wow, that’s top three now.” — John [06:33]
• “[Boston’s] new singer sounds just like Brad Delp, the old guy. He looks like a young version of him.” — John [09:11]

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3. Life, Death, and Drugs: The Morning After (and Before)

• [00:44, 03:55, 04:38, 20:01]
  • Banter about finding pizza and a mysterious “one-hitter” in the studio.
  • J.D. jokes about needing to “re-establish sobriety” just hanging out with the crew.
  • Stories about backstage antics at concerts, drugs at shows, and post-party studio crash pads.
  • Revisiting bar and high school friendships and rumors (including John’s emphatic denial of ever using cocaine):
    • “There’s one thing in my life I’ve never done — is cocaine.” — John [65:00]
  • Reflection on falling out with old friends over wild or false accusations.

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4. Pilot Strikes, French Protests, and the Perils of Flying

• [01:45, 02:56, 14:03, 15:53]
  • John’s daughter is stranded in Paris thanks to French transit and airline strikes during the Euro soccer tournament.
  • Discussion shifts to a Cirrus SR22 crash in Houston—John, as a private pilot, breaks down what wake turbulence is and how a deadly flat spin occurs.
    • “If you put yourself in a flat spin at 300 feet above ground, you’re gonna die. If you don’t believe it, watch the video.” — John [17:19]

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5. The Car Show Within the Show

• Throughout, key blocks: [02:34, 21:10, 25:03, 27:38, 29:22, 32:22, 86:04, 105:29, 130:13, 133:33]
  • Core of the show: listeners call in with cars to sell, looking for instant offers.
  • Banter about pricing, KBB values (“Kelly Blue Balls”), and stories of picking up vehicles—including extreme examples (a guy leaves the title and keys, asks to have the check slipped under the garage door).
  • Multiple walk-throughs of the “GiveMeTheVIN” web process and why they pay “real checks” versus CarMax’s “drafts.”

• Standout lines:
  • “We created a new way to buy cars...like Amazon or one of the good online services...” – John [71:10]
  • “We buy cars, over 100 a week, that’s what we do. GiveMeTheVin.com — you don’t believe me, listen to my commercial.” [51:28]
  • “If I don’t beat a CarMax offer, I’ll overnight you a check for $100.” [13:39, 100:20]

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6. Absurdist Character Bits & Unusual Callers

• Gorilla Cage Kid Skit: [23:18, 25:05, 103:05]

  • The team riffs on creating a recurring character modeled on the unlucky child from the recent gorilla shooting incident (a satirical, South Park–style bit).
  • Parody scenes: “He tells a story like his mom’s not watching...And I looked down, the french fries were all nice and bubbly in the water. It made me think about bath time.” — Christian as “the kid” [26:27]

• Famous/Crazy Callers: [114:00, 117:34, 141:10]

  • Amy Sharon Cha calls with a wild story of hiding in her Mini Cooper, whistle-blowing, lawsuits, and supposed movie deals.
  • A listener claims to have a Paul Wall-owned Impala, wants $300,000; John negotiates “down” to $250,000 — obviously a put-on.

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7. Pop Culture & Sports — The News, Facebook, and Controversies

• Rush Limbaugh & Casey Kasem Impressions: [54:46, 77:06, 74:57]
  • “Rush” shows up to weigh in (in character) on the Trump era, PC culture, and steak. Casey Kasem delivers a Top 10 about Facebook’s real-life impacts:
    • “Number one: making you depressed because everyone’s life is better than yours on Facebook.” – Casey (J.D. Ryan) [78:22]
• Emily Austin Facebook Live Controversy: [35:38, 119:34]
  • Fox Sports cuts ties with a reporter after insensitive remarks made on Facebook Live go viral.
  • Michael Turley plays audio, team dissects tone-deaf moments.
• Social Media News:
  • Warning to listeners about Facebook changing photo storage policies and pushing to the Moments app [75:53].
• Trump & Clinton: Twitter Wars [137:12]
  • Review of sharp social media exchange between the two candidates:
    • “Delete your account.” — Hillary Clinton’s tweet [137:24]

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8. Humor, Life Philosophy, and Oddball Stories

• Regular exchanges about meals (buying roadside shrimp and meat), car buying, and offbeat rock trivia.
• Bobbo tells his tragic Texas Jam/Boston concert story — busted by his dad, missed his chance at love and “changed his life.” [87:24]
• The hosts joke about the merging of country and rock music (“All genres are running together, all formats are running together. What is this country coming to?” — John [74:44])
• The show closes with the “Ride of the Week” (Lexus RC F review), sports talk, and a rapid-fire round of final car bids.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

On Show Growth & Affiliates

“We’re starting in New Orleans next week, too. Nolan’s.” — John [01:26]
“Did you know we’re on 11 stations now?” — John [54:09]

On French Strikes & Travel Woes

“Trains are on strike in Paris. And the garbage...What caused all this?” — J.D. [111:27]

On Buying Cars Online

“We buy over 100 cars a week. That’s what we do. GiveMeTheVin.com.” — John [51:28]

On Concerts & Rock Legends

“That was the best show I’ve ever seen? No, but it was...top 10.” — John on Boston [06:23]
“He can play the guitar wonderfully...but he can’t sing.” — John on Don Felder [07:30]

On Ridiculous Listeners

“I want 300,000 for it...No, it just came with a couple of shirts.” — ‘Aldo’ re: Paul Wall’s Impala [141:07]

On Social Media & Offense

“With all the sensitive people out there, they’re dying to be offended. If you’re dying to be offended, tune in after 11 o’clock...” — John [36:21]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:10–03:16: Show opens; banter, affiliate updates, French strike.
• 05:56–09:32: Boston concert review; Don Felder, 70s/80s rock.
• 14:03–17:54: Cirrus SR22 plane crash; flight safety explanation.
• 23:18–27:33: “Kid from the gorilla cage” character bit.
• 32:43–42:53: Car valuations and funny listener calls.
• 47:52–48:48: Wallace’s Boston Haunted Theater Tale.
• 54:46–55:55: Faux Rush Limbaugh weighs in.
• 77:06–78:22: “Casey Kasem” countdown of Facebook’s impacts.
• 87:08–88:17: Bobbo’s tragic Texas Jam/Boston concert story.
• 119:34–124:06: Emily Austin controversy; status of “hot” radio personalities.
• 130:13–134:25: Final live calls, radio market talk, stat check.

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Show Tone

Cheeky, brash, quick with a blue-collar joke. Unscripted and prone to tangents—with clear camaraderie among regulars and a willingness to embrace both the ridiculous and the heartfelt. Cars may be the hook, but the stories, local news riffs, and rock nostalgia drive the heart of the show.

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For New Listeners

You’ll get a spirited mix of:

• Honest-to-a-fault car appraisals (with a side of dealership exposé)
• Real and parody call-ins from a wild range of listeners
• Rock history, classic concert reviews, and spot-on impressions
• Goofy, lightly controversial bits poking at culture and politics (rarely mean-spirited)
• Stories about the perils of live radio, travel, and Texas life

Advertising and station IDs are kept short; the focus remains on storytelling, surprise, and listener interaction with a no-PC, no-holds-barred attitude.

Transcript

[J.D. Ryan]

Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know this drummer, Was it the drummer or the bass player of Tripping Daisy that died? Killed himself? No. He OD'd. No. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Was it rock and roll guy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Good morning. Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning, John. Cleveland. Good morning, Marvel. Good morning, Charlie.

[John Clay Wolf]

You here?

[Bobbo]

Here.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. j.D. Ryan. You.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

We can just pass it back and forth. That's the rule. Then you. Then you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, a little.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the beach ball. It's. It's an option.

[J.D. Ryan]

When I'm holding this, I can speak. Is that it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's like counseling a conch.

[J.D. Ryan]

Would you like me to fill this up? It's a coffee cup.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of dead rock and roll guys.

[J.D. Ryan]

On a happy note, Jenny Ryan. Yeah. Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John Clay Wolf. Michael Turley's our producer, will be here till 11. One of these stations is four hours. Amarillo, maybe. Are there changes? The country stations were going on. Are we on the new Arkansas stations right now or at nine?

[Michael Turley]

They start at nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I said the country started eight.

[Michael Turley]

They said at nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I say eight, and we'll fix that in the morning. There you are. 800. 800-7234 is the calling number. We're starting in New Orleans next week, too. Nolan's.

[Bobbo]

Shut the front door. Are you serious?

[John Clay Wolf]

Shut the front door.

[Bobbo]

That's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Nolan's new.

[John Clay Wolf]

Babo. All of your dreams and years of black girlfriends, dude, to come true.

[Bobbo]

I love those Creole girls.

[John Clay Wolf]

High yeller. Speaking of France, my daughter's over there. She's stuck. Really? Huh. How'd that happen? She went over with her mom for a trip.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they went on strike.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who did?

[John Clay Wolf]

French?

[J.D. Ryan]

The whole country, pretty much.

[John Clay Wolf]

The. The garbage guys went on strike, and then the train guys went on strike. So if you want to jump on a train, get away from the garbage piles. You couldn't. And then to. If you want to jump on an airplane to get the hell out of there. The plane guys went on strike this morning. Last night. Yeah. Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't hear this.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know if it's the airport or the pilots or somebody. Someone in the chain struck in the process.

[Bobbo]

You know what it comes down to, John? It's that metric system.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it's finally beginning to drive them crazy over there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here. We buy cars. FYI. 800. 800 radios. The calling number. Or you can go to Give me the vi. N.Give in dot com. Put your stuff in and I'll put a number on your rig and I'll buy it from you.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's the pilots at the French national airline have started a four day strike that could disrupt lands for thousands of football fans. The second day, the big euro.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're doing all this striking about around the euro.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right, right. The soccer, soccer, soccer soc. Soccer competition. Air France has canceled 30% of its flights today.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

The tourists, they too fat. They too get the good skinny tour. Not the tourists, the flight attendants. The pilots are going on strike because the flight attendants are ugly. You can walk. Okay, so I come in this morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's a Domino's pizza box in the studio. And Bob, let me know that it's a new one from last night. So you mean fresh. Fresh leftover pizza is fine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like clear. And I, and I go, this is no joke. So I go to open up the domino's box to get a slice of bobbos fresh overnight storage pizza.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's one hitter on top of the box. I've got to move, you know, I'm trying to move open the deal. I'm like, what's that? You got a cigarette there? And I pick it up and it's one of those p. Those one hitter pipes. That is what that is. I mean, that's the heaviest cigarette I've felt in a long time.

[Bobbo]

Then battery, man.

[Michael Turley]

It's the E cigarette.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I think it's a one hitter.

[J.D. Ryan]

One hitter?

[Bobbo]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, hand it to me. Let me see. Oh, he's right. He's right.

[J.D. Ryan]

It lit up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I thought it was one of those one hitters that look like, like rain. Rudolph's nose that are painted up like.

[Bobbo]

Okay, this is definite drug seeking behavior right here. Okay, what are you trying to get at, man? I told you, you missed it at the Boston show, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You missed it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Was there more drugs at the Boston show last night?

[Bobbo]

Great thing about the Verizon Wireless amphitheater in Grand Prairie. There's always a bunch of dopers in the smoking section. There's like these stairs that go outside and down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Is that where it was at?

[Bobbo]

It's a circus out there, man. It's like a three ring circuit.

[J.D. Ryan]

See, I'd go with you guys to these shows, but I'm afraid I'd have to re establish my sobriety.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Just from contact.

[Bobbo]

Hold on. John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

J.D. says he's afraid he'll have to re establish his sobriety. What does that mean?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, well, just hanging out with you guys. I'll get a contact.

[Bobbo]

Climb back on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. i think I'm gonna re establish my sobriety today, about 10:45. Yeah, I think. I think I'm still a little cocked up.

[J.D. Ryan]

I bet you are.

[Bobbo]

If that's the biggest problem we have. I mean, you're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels.

[J.D. Ryan]

Last time somebody said that to me, we got fired about an hour later.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? I said, we're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's not talk about who it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it a hooker?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it was actually a radio station.

[Michael Turley]

Well, Bobbo didn't fall down, it looks like.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

No, I did not fall.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tonight in Austin. Boston plays in Austin. And then tomorrow night at the Cynthia Woods Pavilion.

[Bobbo]

Could you say you recommend the Boston Live Experience?

[John Clay Wolf]

I would say that I definitely recommend the Boston Live Experience.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, there's some Boston. I've been listening to Boston on my iPhone since I walked out of there.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was the. Maybe I'm just a sucker. Maybe I'm just easily entertained.

[Michael Turley]

Was it the best show you've ever seen?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. But it was. It was this. I was. It was top 10.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I don't think you get out much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I guess that's what it is. Maybe. So I went to the Joe Walsh and Bad Company a couple weeks ago, and I was like, wow, that's top three now, that deal. Last night, I was fixing to leave. What's the guy's name from the Eagles?

[Bobbo]

Don Felder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don Felder, the guitarist from the Eel. Did you watch the History of the Eagles?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember Don Felder bitching with Glenn Fry?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back. Not Glenn Fry, Don Johnson. Back and forth about. Well, you know, I wrote that song and Don promised I'd get to sing it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You mean Don Henley? You said Don Johnson?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Don promised I'd get to sing it. They look alike, right? But Felder was always butthurt that he was never getting to sing. Remember that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And basically left over it, Joe Walsh came, is all.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good, big fight.

[John Clay Wolf]

After seeing Don Felder do his show before Boston.

[J.D. Ryan]

So he opened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I completely agree with Don.

[J.D. Ryan]

Was he not good?

[John Clay Wolf]

He can play the guitar wonderfully.

[J.D. Ryan]

They just can't say.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, have you ever been to a bar and seen a good old bar band and a great karaoke guy?

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, gotcha. Nothing just stand out.

[Christian]

He.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don Felder got on stage and he played some Eagles hits. He played all Eagles hits. And he played one Stevie Ray Vaughan hit. Yeah, he played this hit. But he can't sing. So, like, right now, it would have been Better for me if he would have not sang. If there have been no vocals.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just play the song.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, shut up and be a guitarist. He is.

[Bobbo]

He is a badass guitarist.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I'm giving him kudos there.

[Bobbo]

But. Yeah, you're right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I remember so distinctively watching the History of the Eagles thinking, man, Don Johnson's jerk or done Or Don Henley. Don Henley's a jerk.

[Bobbo]

Well, it was Glenn Fry who said, you know, we've got a singer named Don Henley. And so, no, Don Felder is not going to sing the vocal on this song.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, have. I mean, on any of them. It was this one that they got so pissed off about. Right, Right. No, no, no.

[Bobbo]

It was Victim of Love.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whatever it was. The guy can't sing. He's a great guitarist. He's a great songwriter. But, you know, thank God that they didn't let him sing. And I almost left last night. I was like, yeah, I'm done. I mean, you know, too many ho. I can't sing either.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you can't. It's not your thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

After. After watching that, you know, I was fixing to leave. I was like, man, this sucks, and that means Boston's gonna suck.

[Caller]

And.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was ready to go. And then. Let's wait till one. One song from Boston starts and.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Wow. Like, blow your hair back.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was unbelievable.

[Bobbo]

It was a lot like seeing, like, bands like Rush or.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes.

[Bobbo]

People who are so precise.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

And they don't dance around. They move around a little. They're not terribly energetic, but, man, they're hitting notes. Their new singer sounds just like Brad Dell. The old guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

He does. He looks like a young version of him. He really does. He really does, man. Did you know that guitar player. What's the guy's name that wrote all the songs? And he's the genius.

[Bobbo]

Tom Schultz.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's like 70 years old.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

He. He. He looked like. Who's the guy from the Foo Fighters?

[Michael Turley]

Dave Grohl.

[John Clay Wolf]

He looked like Dave Grohl.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he does.

[John Clay Wolf]

A young Dave Grohl from the. From the. Where we were sitting.

[Bobbo]

He looks our age, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Except in the face. He looks 100 years old.

[Michael Turley]

Were you guys way in the back then?

[John Clay Wolf]

We were in the Super Suite.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ooh, Laminate, man.

[Michael Turley]

You mean a station actually appreciates you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Wow. It was the Bo and Jim bash, man.

[Caller]

Bo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jim.

[Michael Turley]

Was it a bash?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a bash.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was Old Jim. Or radio personalities.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they were.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning, 1984.

[Bobbo]

Flowers, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no. They they were. Bo and Jim were up there. I didn't talk to them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did. I. I did talk to Ted McKay for a while.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I love Ted.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like. I think he's my favorite Dallas Fort Worth radio personality. He's.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. One of mine. Him and Jeff K. They're both. They're real good about history. Jeff K. Is more of the 90s, and he's the older.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love them both. That's great. Ted loves us. Really? Yes. He's a fan. And I, We. You know, you're supposed to be up there dry humping Bow and Jim, Right? And I was dry humping Ted, and he was dry humping me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow. There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was the highlight of my night. People say I'm a racist.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's like, you know, Ted talks like French from South Park. Yeah. You John Clay Wolf, actually.

[Michael Turley]

I think Ted's in the studio.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's set in the studio.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he's not really. He's came in this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wonder if you care if I come over.

[J.D. Ryan]

Rub on your leg. Try humping.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell us about the Led Zeppelin experience. Ted, give us a concert review. See, every time.

[Caller]

Every time I hear that song.

[J.D. Ryan]

What song?

[Caller]

Babe, I'm going to leave you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller]

Make me think of the end of wishing you was here and so I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get to play that on my show. And that's what I do.

[Michael Turley]

He's not lying.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Chicago next to Led Zeppelin coming.

[Caller]

To you live right here alone.

[J.D. Ryan]

Star Texas Pride.

[John Clay Wolf]

He said y' all on. Y' all on a car show. Y'.

[Caller]

All.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all use cars as an excuse to get on there and talk and talk. S. He does.

[Bobbo]

Listen, somebody finally figured this out, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

It is.

[Bobbo]

It's a Trojan horse with talk radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Smarter than most of the program directors.

[Christian]

Program.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we were talking about, you know, think about that job of programming a classic rock station. I mean, it's. Right. It's got to be frustrating because they're playing the same stuff and. And how do you do it now?

[J.D. Ryan]

Break this new tune, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

So, I mean, it'd be like. Like programming old playlists, like. Like back in the. In the 1800s. Should we do Caesar and then Macbeth and then Romeo and Juliet?

[Christian]

Or.

[J.D. Ryan]

Or I get an idea, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or like a new. A new play guy. Should we do Caesar? No, let's start with Macbeth and then put Grease in so we can get the Millennials.

[Bobbo]

If it's Saturday night, it's Antigone, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everything they're playing is old and it's like, wore out, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, they do research, but we love what's not burned down.

[Bobbo]

You know what, though, in this day and age, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

What they do a lot of times is, you know, classic rock songs will be included in movies, things that were never released, hits or anything. A lot the songs come back into vogue, you know, and. And so you add them to your playlist. You rotate them a little more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Freshly Dazed and Confused brought Brock and Roll Coochie Coup back to the main stage. And speaking of, he was the opener for Felder last night. He was the first opener. We've got to go to break. My name is John Clay wolf. His name's J.D. ryan. His name's Baba. We'll be here for a long time. Be back. Uno momento. 4. People that get screwed by selling their car too cheap to my opponents, I can't help them. I tell them to go to givemetheven.com we're the smartest. We have the best technology, we're the fastest, and our money's the best. It's fast. It's good, man. It pays quick. Givemetheven.com if you have a CarMax offer that I don't beat, I'll just overnight you a check for $100. That's how much money we have. We're not scared to do business. We're great. It's America. We're gonna make America great again.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's not on. I'm not on.

[J.D. Ryan]

There we go. Somebody just sent me this video. Did you? I didn't even know this happened. A plane crashed yesterday at Hobby Airport. Actually crashed in an Ace Hardware parking lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

I saw that man. That gave me the heebie jeebies. I stopped. I stopped the video and watched the plane. Like, in frames. Yeah. I was trying to figure out what kind of plane it was.

[J.D. Ryan]

It looks like a Cirru.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a Cirrus SR22 with a deployable parachute.

[J.D. Ryan]

I wonder why.

[John Clay Wolf]

But crashed right there in Hobby, straight down into this. But if you look at the video, it's spinning. It's in a flat spin. I mean, the video. And I read about it last night. So they. It's a family from Oklahoma, left Oklahoma, flew down to see somebody in MD Anderson, and it killed the dad, the brother, and the wife. And I forgot their name, but it's in. It's in the paper.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's one of the few airplanes that has a parachute. You can actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

They got caught in a flat spin between Jet Wash Wake Turbulence.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, so you still can't deploy the chute, I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they were too low. We'll be back. I'll talk. I'll tell you all about. Just a second.

[Announcer]

Okay, now back to the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. This is segment number two. So we've got to get serious and like, actually start doing things.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right?

[John Clay Wolf]

That sucks.

[Bobbo]

So get those phones ringing at 1-800-800-RADIO. That's 800-800-7234, 1-800-800 RADIO.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call in now.

[Bobbo]

It's a telethon onto the John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have your credit cards ready because if we don't buy your car, you can subscribe for time life books.

[Bobbo]

Powered by GiveMeThe Vin.com I'm a rock for Dallas Fort Worth 971 the Eagle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Powered by your mom.

[Bobbo]

It's like saying your mom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, 800-800-7234 is the phone number.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is there anything else to say about this plane crash at hobby airport yesterday? I didn't even hear about it. And now this video pops up. This is.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

It look, it freaks me out. It actually, it turned my stomach to watch it because I'm a private pilot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And watching that thing in a flat spin on that video, I've never seen a plane hit the ground.

[J.D. Ryan]

Straight down, straight like that. I mean, it was dropped from a crane. I mean, it just literally goes straight, straight down on top.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were trained in all that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how to avoid spins and this and that. And then you read the story. They were coming in too high into hobby. It was a hobby or intercom Hobby. And tower said, hey, go around. You're too high. Okay. Watch out for wake turbulence from the 737. So big jets, just like boats. Like a sea ray cruiser throws out a wake. And it looks just like a boats wake. It's the, the further out it is, the further away to the side. It is correct.

[J.D. Ryan]

It goes down into the side. It's also, it's also tornadic.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's turn, twist, just like a boat wake. But you cannot see it. And for him to the way that that thing was coming down, I think that he hit that wake, got all out of whack, lost his lift, went into a flat spin. When you go into a flat spin in a small aircraft, you're supposed to apply the opposite rudder, take your hands off of the steering wheel yoke and push the opposite rudder to try to come out of it. But boy, they didn't. And that's. Well, hell, I don't know if they did it or not. I mean, it didn't work.

[J.D. Ryan]

But it's the few airplanes. The Cirrus is one of the few airplanes that has a deployable chute. Most planes don't. Yours doesn't. Most.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I mean, there's got to be a minimum altitude. They may have been at 300ft. I mean, you try something, if you spin that low.

[Christian]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, and that's the whole danger is doing pattern work and the angles and the 45 degree banks in the pattern to get ready for landing. If you put yourself in a flat spin at 300ft above ground, you're gonna die. If you don't believe it, watch the video. Yeah, I mean.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, yeah. I mean, it's like this thing lands straight down in a car. Thank God no one was in the car. But I mean, just normally, you think plane crash, you think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. It looked like a prop from a movie set.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It looked like a scene.

[Michael Turley]

It just dropped straight down like dive bomb.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's like.

[John Clay Wolf]

It looks like a rock drop from a crane. Yeah, like.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like they dropped it from a crane without wings.

[John Clay Wolf]

So very sad.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, enough of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oklahoma something happy city in Houston, Texas. Oh, we're on an Oklahoma city too. Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning, Oklahoma City.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry to report that news. Yeah, the Boston show was good. Boston show was great. And they're playing in Austin tonight and they're playing at Cynthia Woods Pavilion tomorrow. And if you like Boston, the band there's like, ah, ah, I remember them. They're great. But so what? Not worth going to see. I will repeat, go see them. They're a very technical, rush kind of. Yes band, but. And it was awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

That being said, you didn't pay to go other. Would you pay? Would you have paid?

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Now that I know. I would have. Now that you but I would not had before they even had a hit. I gave Bob my extras. What did you get out of. Did you scalp them?

[Bobbo]

I actually sold one of those tickets.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. So some people actually paid to go to the show.

[Bobbo]

40 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you can't do that. They're comp. That's a joke. You didn't mean it.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, he's lying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Say you're lying.

[Bobbo]

Oh, that's my joke for everything, remember?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Oh, I know that guy. He owes me 40 bucks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. So is there any show you would pay to go see? I'm trying to think. Is there Any. Because in radio, let's be honest, we give free tickets to almost everything. Is there anything you would pay to go see? Bobble? You don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

The donkey show in Matamoros.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he'd go see anyway.

[Michael Turley]

Foo Fighters.

[J.D. Ryan]

You would?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm trying to think, man. I. I don't think even Jimmy Buffett, I wouldn't. To see.

[Bobbo]

You wouldn't pay to see Buffett.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think so. I've seen him. I've seen him and he just comes out and sings his hits and leaves the stage.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never been to the donkey show in Mexico.

[Bobbo]

I quit going to Buffett years ago because it was kind of like that. But, you know, he brings a lot of special guests with him when he plays Texas. And it's a buffet show around here is usually a special thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

The big. The big show at Buffett is in the parking lot. Yeah, it really is. It's a. It's a party that starts if the show is Saturday, the party starts Thursday and ends Monday. And that's. That's the real show. The part of Jimmy on stage. There's people that never see it, honestly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where'd you go after the concert?

[Bobbo]

Where did I go? Right? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just dialed up some dominoes.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I crashed in the studio.

[John Clay Wolf]

He got up at 6 o' clock and came over, woke my ass up. Thanks, dude.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you both slept here last night?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, indifferent.

[Michael Turley]

Kettle on the couch.

[Bobbo]

I thought you were going home.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was, but I called my old lady. Like, man, it's late.

[J.D. Ryan]

How did you both sleep here not know this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, this is a big place. I mean, there's. There's more rooms.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got.

[Bobbo]

The other end of the office is four doors down.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's 4,000 square feet in this office.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And yeah, the. The other end of the office is four down and there's another couch in there.

[Bobbo]

Man, if I'd known you were here, I would have gone over here to Como and got us a couple of entertainers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, geez.

[John Clay Wolf]

Late night entertainers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Entertainers. I don't need things you'd pay for.

[John Clay Wolf]

You would have bought us some love.

[J.D. Ryan]

I wouldn't pay for Jimmy Buffett, but I paid for a hooker from Gumo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. I had a customer from givemetheven.com this week. The line of the week he got. We've been having some transportation problems. We have a drop center in Houston, Texas, by the way, where you can take your car and drop it off there. And we. If you go to givemetheven.com we'll give you the option to drop it at our location or we'll come get it. But I had a problem with the transporter. He was getting a little mouthy, a little choppy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, the mouth? The driver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the guy. The car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's getting a little crazy. Those truck drivers, man, they get crazy quick. Well, yeah, but he called the cut. He called the customers like, hey, I'm going to pick you up. Da, da da. With John, give me the van. He's like, well, I can't do it at this time. So they were going back and forth. When they can do it. It's like talking with the directv guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dan and I think my transporter got a little saucy. Oh, yeah, really? Hey, bud, I've got cars to pick up all over Houston. I mean it. You know, it's a 10 hour mule ride across this market in the traffic. I need to get this car. Do you want us to get it or not? And he called our guys back and said, I would rather my sister be a Than my brother be a truck driver.

[J.D. Ryan]

Damn, that's a good line. You're right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a really good line. I mean, he really had a strong feeling towards the truck driver. So we got someone else to go get it.

[Bobbo]

But then again, you go and try to hire a truck driver like after midnight on a Friday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Impossible.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, why would you want to do that?

[Bobbo]

I'm just. By comparison.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh.

[Bobbo]

That's all I'm saying. Okay. Compare contrast.

[J.D. Ryan]

I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's a good song. We'll listen to it on the way out. My name is John Clay Wolf. Givethevin.com I'll wake up here in a minute. Givemetheven.com as the website. We're gonna open the phone lines in a moment. Start taking your car calls and get on point. Quit talking about bobbo being ahead. That'll be $40 in a scalper in Boston. Yeah, they're playing Cynthia woods tomorrow. Be right back.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John clay wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what's the deal? We had an idea last night. We were a little bit drunk. Bob and I were sitting there watching Boston at the concert, right? No, we were back in the super suite getting a beer and rapping about radio show. And he had this idea about creating a new character. That's the kid from the elephant shooting last week. Gorilla.

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm telling you, something's Wrong with me today, Charlie Drunk man.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're off, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, Don Johnson, elephant.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. So you're just not clicking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, y' all just bear with me. So just understand, it's not 100% me today.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, so the gorilla shooting. So we're gonna have the character developed after the child in the gorilla shooting.

[Bobbo]

We were just thinking this is how these things go.

[J.D. Ryan]

JD what was the matter with that?

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't speak and I can't think. You said gorilla shooting, but that is not what it sounded like.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm missing a tooth. I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

I said shooting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, yes, after the gorilla shooting.

[J.D. Ryan]

I guess it must have been because both of you jumped.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's pretty bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pretty bad.

[Bobbo]

So that's what you knew.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you dump it or did you have to dump it?

[J.D. Ryan]

He dumped it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you had to dump it? Oh, no, sorry. Oh, it would have been so good. I wonder if we could have pulled it off without dumping it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, anyway, I was talking about the gorilla shooting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And a character from the. The kid in the gorilla cage. And he's the unluckiest child in the world.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, he's just unlucky. He's in the wrong place at the wrong time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Kind of like Kenny from South park, how he dies at the end of every scene.

[Bobbo]

Okay, the kid doesn't die. What happens is some. Somebody very close to him dies.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's around where calamity happened.

[Bobbo]

He tells a story like his mom's not watching, you know, And I really wanted the French fries, and so, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have any stories?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'Ve got one here.

[J.D. Ryan]

We have a story.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's his name? What's your name, kid?

[Christian]

Christian.

[John Clay Wolf]

Christian.

[J.D. Ryan]

Christian is his name.

[Christian]

Christian. Greg.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Christian, tell us your story. What happened?

[Christian]

Well, my mama and I'm sorry about.

[John Clay Wolf]

That whole elephant gorilla cage thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're sorry about Don Johnson, too.

[Christian]

Pray for my monkey friend.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know it was bad. So what else happened? Something else happened to you this week?

[Christian]

My mama sent a letter to YouTube because my monkey friend video got more than 2 million hits.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, no, it was pretty bad.

[Christian]

And my mama got a check.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Christian]

So she took me to McDonald's.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that's nice.

[Christian]

And I was. I wanted the French fries right? At McDonald's. And I could see the French fry man. And my mama was busy scratching her Monopoly grand prize little card.

[Bobbo]

Okay?

[J.D. Ryan]

She was distracted.

[Christian]

She gets busy.

[J.D. Ryan]

She was distracted.

[Christian]

Sometimes she's looking for Connecticut Avenue, if anybody's got one. And I crawled under the counter and Got up on top of the coffee machine with the macchiatos and went around the drive through window and got a drink of somebody's milkshake. And when I climbed up on the shelf on top of the french fry man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, Christian.

[Christian]

And I looked down and the french fries were all nice and bubbly in the water.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Christian]

It made me think about bath time.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Christian]

And so I wanted to check my pee pee.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're doing a lot.

[Christian]

And when I looked down, the french fry man was. Was grabbing me off of the shelf.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Christian]

And here I am with my pee pee out again. And a man standing in line with a cowboy hat and a little rat skull on his hat band said molester. Molester.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no, no.

[Christian]

And drew his glock.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Christian]

And shot the french fried man dead.

[J.D. Ryan]

It didn't happen. I'm not sure this really happened. I don't think this occurs.

[Christian]

Have I ever told you about my french fry friends?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think so.

[Christian]

We had a short term relationship.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, apparently.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, thank you for joining the show, Christian. And I'm sorry that you have been tied up in so many deaths. There's deaths and confusing situations.

[Christian]

Unlucky world. John.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is Jeff. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Yeah, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got, sir?

[Caller]

Well, I've got a third. I got a 13F150 super cab, four by four. It is an XLP, 27, 000 miles, V8, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long was the. How long did it take you to get on the air with us, Jeff? Were the lines busy, you know.

[Caller]

Well, not long, no sir. It took me about five minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you got a 13xlt, four wheel drive, how many miles?

[Caller]

27, 000 average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rougher, clean, it's in warranty, very clean. Sunroof, navigation, leather. Anything extra?

[Caller]

No surge cloth, no nav, no roof. Just does have a real nice grille guard on the front, a toolbox on the back.

[John Clay Wolf]

This $26,000 buying?

[Caller]

Well, I was thinking 27. 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why are we thinking that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because it's what he wants.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know, Jeff, I'd hate to price another man's property, but. But, but what? You mean you want to. I'm a 27 grand buyer. Have you had any other opinions? Because, you know, opinions are like. Are like. Go ahead, go ahead.

[Caller]

Actually, actually I have and I just. I just have seen some of them sell for retail around 29. And I thought 27 grand was probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fair, but I bought a lot of those lately. I bought a lot of them lately and 27 I'll bump a little bit. Does it have Nerf bars or the good wheels?

[Caller]

Yeah, it does have the chrome wheels. No, it does have the running board. Nerf barges.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just cut you off. You said would you do.

[Caller]

What will you do? 27.5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a clean carfax? Yes, sir. Yeah, I'll do that. Where do you live?

[Caller]

Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fort Worth, Texas. Well, that's the easiest one out of all the cities we're in. Yeah, we pick up cars at everybody's houses all the time. And in Fort Worth is where our headquarters are. So we'll come get it. But if you want to run it over of camp Bowie and I 30 just bring it in.

[Caller]

I'll let you guys. You guys there today?

[John Clay Wolf]

Four o'.

[J.D. Ryan]

Clock.

[Caller]

Okay, I'll just run it by.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bring it on. Do you have a title or do you have a payoff?

[Caller]

I got the title.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bring a title, I'll cut you a check. A personal check. The office, the accounting office is closed today. But I have a backup checkbook that I can hand write checks out of. And you can run it. You can run it down to our bank and cash it. We had that guy go to cash that $30,000 check yesterday. Thanks, Jeff. Let me know. Yeah. 06F150 with 51. Jeff Wolf. Good morning, Jeff.

[Caller]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. You're not the Jeff Wolf I know, are you?

[Caller]

I don't believe so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because I'm John Wolf.

[Bobbo]

You'd know, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. Jeff Wolf.

[Caller]

I think you gotta. I think you got an E on the last name, don't you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I do, I do. And there was.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

So 06F150. Is it a crew cab?

[Caller]

It's a super cab. So the extended two wheel or four wheel? It's a two wheel. It's just a white xl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Xl. Okay, so it's not an xlt. So it's a work truck.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like the miles. I'm thinking five grand. Now, is it. Is it an extended or is it a regular cab with just that tiny window in the back?

[Caller]

No, you can. It actually has the doors that open.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Okay. Five grand. If it's an XL with it, with a. With a gray front end and rubber mats and vinyl seats, is it a long bed or short?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's a long bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. Does that work? Yeah. Does that work for you?

[Caller]

Well, you know, feel a little low, do this good backup offer, but I may see what I can Get.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to, give, give me. I ain't no backup woman. Go to, give me the. Go to, give me the vin. Give me the vin. Put it in there and let me look at it after the show. Give me some pictures and let me pull a VIN number on it. I'll give. What will you take for it?

[Caller]

You know, it probably takes 65.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so we're 1500 away. Go to, give me the vin.com. say, John, hit me at 5 on the air. There's an information box when you load it in. John, bid me at 5. I'll take 65. He said send me some picture. I'll get on it. Jim, good morning. Oh, five Lexus ES350 with 110 average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

I'd say it's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd say, I'd say. I'd say. I'd say it's six grand or 6,500 grand.

[Caller]

If I could do seven, I think, I think we could. We could probably do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is it?

[Caller]

It's white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a clean carfax?

[Caller]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a clean carfax?

[Caller]

I think so. I don't know. I haven't run one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I'm. Yes, I will give seven if it's got a clean Carfax. Go to givemetheven.com, put the VIN number in, push the pictures. Say, wolf, hit me at six on the air. I'll take seven. Here's the pictures. Do we'll do the deal. Where do you live?

[Caller]

I live in Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we'll come pick it up.

[Caller]

Awesome. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, yep. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. Our websites. Give me the vi n give in dot com. We do just that hundreds of times a day online. You can call into the show right now at 800800 radio or just go to the website. Give me the VIN dot com. Back to you, J.D.

[Bobbo]

Back to me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you, John. Appreciate it, buddy. Johnny Manziel got hit square in the chest with a lawsuit Wednesday night. Getting served. Where do you think they found him? In the library? No McDonald's at that fry machine?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, at the club.

[J.D. Ryan]

I found him at the club in Hollywood. TMZ broke the story. Mansell is being sued for allegedly throwing a drug fueled bender.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's just never happens with him. At a rental home in Hollywood Hills earlier this year. Broke up the house, tore up things. Matter of fact, it's funny. I believe you have some audio.

[Michael Turley]

Well, the audio you don't need to play. You can just describe it. He's just walking out of the club and as soon as he's walking out, you know there's a mob of reporters and flashing and stuff. And a guy walks up, hey, Johnny Manzel. And he's like, yeah, you've been served. Pops it in his chest. Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

Johnny, Johnny, you've been served.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been served a lot by my former spouse. Misty. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Amy Sharon Cha]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this a four wheel drive or a two wheel drive? Four. Good. Where do you live? Where? Where? Saginaw. Okay. Did I bid this truck a while back?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, about five years ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. Oh, that long ago? Long time. Long time listener, huh?

[J.D. Ryan]

Long time no see.

[Amy Sharon Cha]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I missed you, baby. Hey, is it a dually? No, it's a three quarter ton.

[J.D. Ryan]

That exchange before.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Amy Sharon Cha]

No, it's not dually.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not dually. Is it long bed or short?

[Amy Sharon Cha]

Not diesel. Short.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not diesel. Not diesel. Not diesel. That screws me up a little bit. It is a four wheel drive. It's a quad cab. Right? It's a three quarter ton. Five, six, seven grand. It's got 180 on it though now. Five, five, four, five, six grand. I need to see pictures. An 04 Dodge truck with 180. I've got to see pictures. It's like have you, are you single or married?

[Amy Sharon Cha]

Depends on the day you ask.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let's say on a day that you're single and your friend says, I know this guy. Yeah, he's, he's 78 years old, but you wouldn't believe what kind of shape he's in. And he's so sweet and she's just selling you on it. You're like 78. What? And you're like, she's like really pressing you and you're like, let me see some pictures. Your trucks.

[Amy Sharon Cha]

Okay, I got this. I got where you know, where you step.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're feeling my vibe, babe. Your truck's 78 years old. It could it be in good shape? It could, but we need to see some pictures. Go to give me. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up, we'll get there. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

And not those in the gym pictures with his shirt off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, I'll take me her pictures. We have listeners, you know, our thing is it's so easy. You can do it in your underwear. Yeah. And we have a lot of smart ass listeners and they take pictures. Getting pictures. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Fat ones, skinny ones, in betweeners, kids climb on rocks. It's fun. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

The jingle didn't work. That would never work out, J.D. that would never happen.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it wouldn't. All right. Hey. Fox Sports has cut ties with Tampa Bay Rays and Orlandic Orlando Magic sideline reporter Emily Austin. She made some insensitive comments on Facebook Live on a stream she was doing. She was talking about ethnic. What's wrong with us?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody can talk.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can't talk at all. Ethnicities is ethnicities. She talked about Mexicans, Chinese, people like that. You want to play this? Any of this audio? Do you edit it?

[Michael Turley]

Well, yeah, I edited, but we don't have enough time. We could do it next if John wants to do it. Or we may have to save it for 11 o'.

[Caller]

Clock.

[J.D. Ryan]

She was talking about stereotypes, and she has been in trouble with this before.

[John Clay Wolf]

With all the sensitive people out there, they're dying to be offended. If you're dying to be offended, then tune in after 11 o' clock on the stream and you can be offended there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, okay.

[Bobbo]

That's. You don't want to create that kind of buzz.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a lot. I mean, there's a lot of people out there that are really dying to be offended. And I need to deliver for them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to do what they need, but I can't do it here. But I will do it after 11 o'. Clock. Okay. My name is John Clay Wolf. We buy cars on the air and especially serve up those that are dying to be offended. 2012 Mustang GT. I've got 10 seconds left. I gotta go. We'll be back. Uno momento. 444.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. Or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, man, good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Turley.

[Michael Turley]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Michael Turley's our producer. My name is John Clay Wolf. We've been doing this. Next week it'll be 10 years.

[J.D. Ryan]

God, that's hard to believe. I wish. I.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to do something special. I sent Turley a note about a week ago. So we need to do something special for our 10th anniversary show. And he didn't write back, so I guess he wasn't feeling the love.

[Caller]

I just.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know what you want to do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get a cake.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, just a little planning goes a long way, guys. I'm telling you, $40 can go a long way.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know you know that. Hey, who was here on the original show? I wasn't.

[Michael Turley]

Nor was I.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, so it was you, the original show.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was not Bob and I.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, old Cletus.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was this guy named the original show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you say 10 years. Who was there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Scotty Preston.

[Bobbo]

Scotty.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where's Scotty now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Scotty's K L U R in Wichita Falls, man. We're just coming up next, George Straight. And right after that, little Clint Black. You know that? Killing times. Just killing him.

[J.D. Ryan]

How long was it with you and Scotty?

[John Clay Wolf]

Six months. I got R Scotty and and went on my own.

[J.D. Ryan]

You went on your own for a while yourself.

[Michael Turley]

So are you talking about maybe kind of bringing in the past?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah. I'm just trying to wonder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, we could bring in our old sweet Scotty. We had Bobo, who's who.

[J.D. Ryan]

How long were you alone? Because that's, that's hard, man, being by yourself. I've done that. I've done talk radio solo couple years. What, by yourself?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I, I, I was alone, man. It was me and the callers, man. You know, I wasn't alone. I had all my people out there. You want me to prove it? I can tell them to call in right now. We're not, we're not alone. Everybody who thinks we're alone, call in because, I mean, J.D. thinks we're alone. Just call in the number 800-800-Radio and let J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Know we're solo. Show is tough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mark Lum. Liam. Lean them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Lean them.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[J.D. Ryan]

Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever heard us before?

[Caller]

I have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so, cjd, we're not alone.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're not alone. You're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a friend of the show, Mark? I'm pretty regular listener. Cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cjd, I don't you have friends everywhere?

[John Clay Wolf]

We have friends. We? You, you too.

[J.D. Ryan]

We do. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

2004 Mustang GT with 52. Automatic or stick?

[Caller]

It's a stick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six speed convertible or regular?

[Caller]

Regular.

[John Clay Wolf]

Premium or the. Whatever. Does it have the Shaker 500 and this and that. And what else it got? It's the Shaker 1000.

[Caller]

It's the California special package. So it doesn't have the nav system, but everything else is full premium.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm glad I asked. I like the California specials. I think they're pretty. They're like the California girls. And I know that sounds kind of stupid, but if you're it, really, this car is prettier than the rest. Okay. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's why you Asked what color did.

[John Clay Wolf]

You say it is?

[Caller]

It's a black on black.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a stick. It's a cs. Does it have the spoiler?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have a clean Carfax?

[Caller]

It does.

[John Clay Wolf]

12 was 55. 12, 55. 1255. Is it, is it, is it, is it 17 grand? 18 grand.

[Caller]

We're pretty far off. I just had an offer from Ford.

[John Clay Wolf]

The other day for 22. Okay, so what's it take to buy it? Around 22, 22, 5. If I give you 22, do I buy it? What year is this thing?

[Caller]

It's a 2012.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's a CS and I like those.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Go to givemetheven.com. if I like the pictures, which I think I'm going to. I'll buy it if you really want to sell it. All right, 22 grand sounds good. All right, 800, 800, 7234. It's got to have a clean Carfax. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I'll do another one real quick. Trent, where you calling from?

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever heard of us before?

[Caller]

Yeah, listen. A little bit. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

CJD, we're not. We're not alone. 14 Ram, three quarters of diesel or a gas?

[Caller]

Diesel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Diesel. Four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather or cloth.

[Caller]

SLT package.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a four wheel drive, crew cab, short bed, cloth, automatic. Right. All right. Is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it? Is it a ST or an SLT? SLT. Is it 30 grand? 31 grand? 32 grand.

[Caller]

A little bit more. You know, it's got a premium, you know, 3 inch tight wheel on it, 35 inch, you know, so it's got a few things.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does it take to buy it? Or are you just feeling around? Are you not ready to sell it?

[Caller]

Well, I'd sell it if we're a little far off, but I'd say 37. 37. 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that's too much if it's an SLT. But I need to look. I'll look. I'll take the time and look it up. If you'll go to give me the vintage, give me the vin.com, put the VIN number and push the pictures. Say, John said 33. I'll take 37. Here it is. And we get off the air, I'll pull it up and look and give you an offer. I'll just tell you where I'm at. Yes, I'll buy it. Which I don't think I Will. But. But I'm a little hungover this morning because I went to the Boston concert last night. So I'm not 100% on my game. Makes sense. So after the show, I'll relook at it. Just go to givemetheven.com and load it up. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. We've got Bob, we've got J.D.

[Caller]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've been doing this for a while in the website. This whole thing's powered by. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com simple enough.

[J.D. Ryan]

You go on there, push some pictures, put a VIN number in and your guys call them.

[Bobbo]

So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[J.D. Ryan]

Man, it's so easy. I wish I was in my underwear.

[Bobbo]

Tell us your car. Give me the bin dot com. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of Boston, I want to hear about Wallace Edwards, Story of Boston. Oh, is he in the studio?

[J.D. Ryan]

Boston, the group.

[Michael Turley]

You gotta find him. He's walking around here somewhere.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's out talking to Casey K. You.

[Michael Turley]

Want to explain for our new listeners who Wallace is?

[John Clay Wolf]

Wallace Edwards is a behind the music kind of guy. He's been doing stories for years, but, but he, he comes up with things that we've never, ever, ever realized. Wallace, there you are. Good morning, Wallace.

[Bobbo]

It's inside information, John. All these entertainers have a little more detail to their lives than we realize.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's our rock historian here on the show.

[Bobbo]

They're a lot like car guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, here we go. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You know, there are more than a few strange stories in the world of rock music, and the industry's full of decidedly weird and unusual individuals. But one of rock's most shocking and horrific tales of the weird actually happened to the buttoned down working class leader of Boston, Tom Schulz. Scholz had the inspiration for the music that would make Boston a musical staple of mainstream radio. At the site of the old Everett Theater in Boston. And everybody's familiar with the story of the Everett Theater tragedy when a low budget chemist and drug pusher by the name of Ronnie DeFazio dosed an entire crowd on Fawlty LSD during a Doors concert on June 2, 1969. As the story goes, as the bad hallucinogen began to take hold, its primary component, the notorious Belladonna, drove the audience into such a frenzy that those on the balcony literally screamed, stomped and boogied so hard that at precisely Midnight, the more than 100-year-old balcony gave way and crashed to the floor right in the middle of Love Me Two Times Baby, killing more than a dozen of those enjoying the show from beneath, who lost their lives unexpectedly and during a particularly heavy acid trip. And as Ronnie DeFazio was sent to Dannemore State Prison for 15 counts of involuntary manslaughter, the Everett Theater was closed down for more than six years. Enter Tom Schulz, an MIT graduate and engineer for Eastman Kodak who needed a larger than apartment sized base to pursue his work as an inventor and composer, and fledgling guitarist. Shoals rented the old Everett Theater on the cheap. Given the nature of The Tragedy of 69, he and his songwriting partner Brad Delp and three miscellaneous musicians from their old neighborhood moved their gear into the theater in 1975, well aware of the building's history but with no clue of what would occur during their short stay because, according to their stories, there was an undeniable supernatural presence at work there. The first sound engineer to arrive set up the band's equipment reports being repeatedly slapped by an unseen assailant during his first and only visit. He also heard an angry disembodied voice advise him to rock out. Feeling the roadie was either high or very imaginative, Scholz and his friends began rehearsals anyway and were treated to nearly a month of the most horrifying experiences of their lives. Doors and windows would open and slam shut despite their being locked and checked repeatedly. The whole place was plagued with huge flying beetles. Despite it being the coldest time of winter, drummer Sim Haitian developed an eerily close relationship with his imaginary friend Judy, who he described as the ghost of a pretty little hippie chick who appeared in the form of a giant red eyed hound dog who terrified poor Sib by telling him that they were all going to die in this theater. And that was only during the first week. They heard screams and curses, the plumbing repeatedly filled with strange blue gunk, instruments and amplifiers would be moved by unseen hands. Brad Delp reported having nightmares about that 69 tragedy and frequently being embraced and moved about the floor floor by an unseen partner in a groping, groovy slow dance. And Tom Scholes, who wore a striking resemblance to none other than Ronnie DeFazio himself, began waking at midnight every night to the sounds of the malevolent forces inside the theater clanging and screaming away. The acoustics were horrible, but after their chief roadies story got around, no sound engineer would come near the place. In addition, on several occasions the walls bled, windows shattered, the furnace exploded. And Scholz actually swears that on one occasion his trademarked rockman amplifier bit him on the ankle as he played. After only 28 days, the members of Boston fled the Everett Theater, taking only their instruments with them and refused to ever set foot inside again. The supernatural nature of their experience was a nine days wonder of New England pop culture. Culture and stories persist to this day of the Haunted Everett Theater still standing empty on Fairmont Avenue in Boston. For years, Tom Schulz claimed that his experience was a major influence to the music of Boston and that he heard sounds there that he's still not able to recreate today. And that it's still a driving force in his quest to create a correct level of tone and distortion. And though we'll probably never know the entire story, there are some some who claim the story of the band Boston's terrifying experience was merely a hoax perpetrated for publicity and that he simply stole the Boston sound from a lesser known Canadian band called Triumph. Which is a pretty damn convincing argument and horrific in its own light. And it all happened on this day in rock history. And with that, I'm Wallace Edwards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn, Wallace, that was long. Page four, page five. But we did get there and I did like it.

[Bobbo]

Really scary time.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Mark Brewer in Wichita Falls. What you got, man?

[Caller]

I'm just gonna tell you. It's. It's so easy. Your partner had it wrong. You. You could. You don't have to do this in your underwear. I mean, I could be sitting in my hot tub right now. And I'm not saying I am wearing so many drinks. I'm not saying I'm not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Constable, did you sell us a car?

[Caller]

Well, I've got an O2 Lincoln Navigator with164,000 miles. I'm just kind of wondering what's it worth now?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's really not me, man. Yeah, that ain't me, babe. No, no, no. Now those things like those old cars that have high electrical capacities, lots of technical BS airbags and this and that with 200,000 miles on them, they just, they cost more to fix than they cost to buy. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. I think he's still been drinking what I was drinking.

[Bobbo]

That guy's an old buddy of mine, man. He's a constable up in Wichita.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, There you go, Amy. 2010 G37 with 76, 000 miles. Good morning. Is it a two door?

[Caller]

Four?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's fine. Arkansas, Oklahoma, Louisiana. Did you know we're starting in New Orleans next week, Bob. I'll tell you that.

[Christian]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Good morning this morning to Fayetteville Rogers, Northeast Arkansas. Unless there's a technical breakdown, we are broadcasting on the keg. Keg. Actually, someone that's listening to us in Arkansas give us a call. We need to do a sound check for Fort Smith. I need a Boogie check for Fort Smith, Arkansas and the KEG listeners because we've got another Arkansas station, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Call and let us know we're on in Arkansas and if it sounds right because we come down off Westwood One. And whenever we start, when I like to just have a listener tell us, hey, this is working.

[J.D. Ryan]

You are not alone. I stand corrected. You are not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

You are everywhere.

[Bobbo]

What is the.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're with me, though.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm here, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're with me. The keg is classic rock, Northeast Arkansas, number one rock station.

[J.D. Ryan]

What rock?

[John Clay Wolf]

The Bear, the classic rock station.

[Bobbo]

It's Saturday night. Go ahead and tap the keg.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, in Oklahoma City. We're on the brew, man. Man up. We're on the brew. I think they took man up out of their slogan, but the brew is Oklahoma City's rock. Bunch of alcohol. The alcoholic. In New Orleans, we're starting on 96. Three. The alcoholic next week.

[Bobbo]

You know what? Generally square states.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Don't have a lot for you to do but drink.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand. I like these. I love the big city markets. I love the. The rural markets. I love everybody. We'll be back. Just a minute. Remember, go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com we have buyers that are ready to email you offer letters right now in your car. We want to buy them. We don't want to talk about them. We buy cars. We buy over 100 cars a week. That's what we do. Givemetheven.com you don't believe me, listen to my commercial. I'll be right back. My name is John Claywell. GiveMeTheEven.com Put your VIN number and your miles, press go. My guys will email you an offer letter. I'm in the room bidding the numbers as well. We do it all day long. We buy a thousand cars a month. We're the largest wholesale dealer in the whole region. GiveMeThe Vin.com the V I. N. Yes, I want to buy your car. That's what I do. And I'm the best at it. And if I don't beat a current CarMax offer, I'll overnight you a check for $100, sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RADIO. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-723-4. We are powered by givemetheven.com. alex, good morning. Boogie check. Boogie check, you out there, how are you? Good. Where are you calling us from?

[Caller]

Fayetteville, Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fayetteville. Okay, so we sound good and clear up there?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Y' all do.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Caller]

Sounds still crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you know, do I know you?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you said, you said you still sound crazy. Because people that know me for a while think I'm crazy.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I, I have some friends up there in, in Rogers Beaver Lake area. I need a. If. If anyone. Were you surprised when you went to your station this morning and heard us? What are you used to hearing up there on Saturday mornings?

[Caller]

I really don't know. It was just. I drive a bus all day, so usually I just get on the bus and listen to what's on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. The bus like the bus like your rv?

[Caller]

No, no, no. I work for Raceback Transit up here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, cool, cool.

[Caller]

So we drive public transit all around school for the University of Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this is. Is Fayetteville slash Rogers. Is that. That's Walmart country, right?

[Caller]

Yes, yes. We just had the Walmart shareholders meeting last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that like more important than the. Than the city council? Yes, yes, yes, yes. Thanks for calling. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio, Fort Smith, Arkansas. I want to hear an air check from one of you guys too. 800-800-7234 is the call number. I need to know on that Nash icon stick that everything's working, right. Did you know we're on 11 stations now? Jamie?

[J.D. Ryan]

No. What caused this expansion?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Somebody does.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I. I've got a clue. It just kind of happened. It's weird. For years I've been trying to put it together and then it just starts.

[J.D. Ryan]

The network just happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And then I start getting in trouble all the time for saying the wrong thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, you get. The more people listen, the more you're gonna get that more people, especially now, man, people are just so dying to a big thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dying to be offended.

[J.D. Ryan]

And the problem is with all the social media, they have voice. Whereas 10 years ago they didn't really yet to complain to the fcc. Now all you gotta do is Call the program director.

[John Clay Wolf]

And your president of the United States coming up is a non PC kind of guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he is. Everybody doesn't know how to recoil. Everyone. No one knows what the other side of a Trump presidency in the PC world is going to be if, if Trump. But we do have Rush Limbaugh in here this morning. And what's your take on it, Rush? What, what do you think a Trump presidency will presidency will look like in a political correctness point of view, ladies.

[Bobbo]

And gentlemen, look, everyone knows.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

J.D. ryan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, I am here. You love steak. I do love steak.

[Bobbo]

I love steak. Everyone loves steak.

[J.D. Ryan]

Had it last night.

[Bobbo]

Donald Trump is going to bring you steak. Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really? Well, I love it.

[Bobbo]

Steak and government then.

[J.D. Ryan]

I like him. I vote for Donald Trump.

[Bobbo]

And more than that, there's so many people with no college education whatsoever, unlike myself here.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I know.

[Bobbo]

You're the Excellence in Broadcasting Network.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you again for joining in even though it's ISDN Rush from Florida. That's awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where'd you get your talent again?

[Bobbo]

J University.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, that's not where you got your talent.

[Bobbo]

Talent on loan from golf.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. Thanks again for joining us, Rush. Come again in an hour or so. Here we go, Keith. Fort Smith, Arkansas. Is it working?

[Caller]

It's working great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Working great. All right. I bought a bunch of cars out of Fort Smith, Arkansas three weeks ago. Y' all had a big hailstorm up there, didn't you?

[Caller]

Sure did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I bought 120 cars from Smith. Honda, Nissan. Not Honda, Smith, Chevrolet, Nissan. Yeah, they sold to the Ore Group and they sold us all of their used cars and we moved them to Pennsylvania.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

But yeah, so I'm, I'm very familiar. It was ironic that we started the broadcast up there in Fort Smith and then this deal came around at the same time.

[Bobbo]

How about that? You the hail damage king.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks for tuning in, Keith. I hope we keep you entertained. We've been doing it 10 years looking for 10 more. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. I love people when we buy their cars. Well, how we know this checks ain't good?

[J.D. Ryan]

How we know that?

[John Clay Wolf]

How we know this checks in good?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, let's be honest.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we've been doing this radio show thing here, man, now for a while, about a decade. And you, you damn sure know how to get me and find me. And if you Google me, if you think if I've been writing hot checks around town, hey, I'd be in the, in the who scow, it might Be.

[J.D. Ryan]

Up on the Facebook. This man brings me a silver dollar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I could bite it and I know it's good. Let's check here. I don't know, buddy. Wow. Why don't you, why don't y' all just pay me in cash? Come on, buddy. It's on our FAQ section of our website. Why don't you just pay. But why don't y' all pay us in cash? Well, we come and pick the cars up in Arkansas, in Oklahoma, in Amarillo, in, in Abilene, in New Orleans, in Houston, Texas, Wichita Falls, Dallas, Texas. All the places were on the air.

[J.D. Ryan]

Excuse me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, truck driver. Here's $40,000. Just put it in that pouch behind the passenger side. Nobody will know it's there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nobody will ever suspect nothing and just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hand it to Susie. I heard she's pretty cute. I was looking at her driver's license and she sent us copy.

[J.D. Ryan]

What could possibly go wrong?

[John Clay Wolf]

Exactly. That's why we don't pay you in cash. If you want to bring it to our office and run right down the street to our bank, which somebody did yesterday. They cashed it $30,000 Jeep we bought off a guy and he went to Southwest bank right around the corner from the office and hammered it like at three in the afternoon. And I didn't realize that banks shift out their cash loads in a day at different day. I didn't know that either. So it really put a kink on them to be able to bust a. Bust down a $30,000 check cash and at 4 in the afternoon.

[J.D. Ryan]

How did you find out? They call you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the guy called and said he, he called and asked if we just was in my wire because it was taking a while because the bank was going to have to go to another. They were going to send him another bank to get that much cash at 4 in the afternoon? I don't know. 30. Legally.

[Bobbo]

Legally that's a nightmare because there's paperwork now. I mean any cash transaction over $10,000 has to be documented by Homeland Security and you know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you serious? Yeah.

[Bobbo]

$30,000 cash. Who wants $30,000 cash? Stick in your bank.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio 06. Ranger Terry. Is it a two wheel drive or four extended cab or a regular two wheel drive?

[Caller]

Regular cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got to be worth four grand and I'll buy it. Corey 06 Charger with 133. Is it a six cylinder?

[Caller]

It's a, it's a V8. It's a Daytona RT package, numbered and limited.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm about a 75. Eight grand buyer. Does that sound right? 7, 500 with 100 and 33. I bought an SRT8. Dude. I bought this car in an SRT8 with 101. I've got it sitting outside for $9,800 at an auction in front of a bunch of 200 dealers. Your car's got 133,000 miles on it. Dude. That'd be like having a girlfriend that's 104 years old. You got to discount a little bit. Even though she's wise, she ain't running around on you. She's not. But that car's not going to be running long either. 800-807-234. Just go to give me, give me, givemetheven.com. that's our website. We'll email offers.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Headed down south to the land of the pines I'm thumbing my way up to North Carolina Stepping up the road and pray to God I see headlights Made it down the coast in 17 hours I'm picking me a bouquet of dark wood flowers and I'm hoping for Riley. I can see my baby tonight so rock me mama, like a wagon wheel rock rock me mama, anywhere you feel hey, hey mama rock me so rock me mama like the wind and the rain Rock me mama, like a southbound train hey, hey mama rock me your mama rocked me.

[Michael Turley]

That'S right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I loved it when your mama rocked me oh, geez.

[Caller]

Here we are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Milf. Here, milfy. Milfy. Milfy. Up in New England I was born to be a fiddler in an old time string band My baby plays a guitar I picked the banjo now all those north country winners keep getting me Now I spent none playing focus so I had to openly But I ain't turning back and living that old life no more so rock me mama, like a wagon wheel Rock me mama, anywhere you feel hey, hey mama rock me so rock me mama like the wind and the rain Rock me mama, like a southbound train hey, hey mama rock me. Bubba, you got a hair clip on your. On your unit or something? Getting your voice that high?

[Bobbo]

Sometimes I get lucky with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man. It's all right. Now who is this artist you talk about?

[Bobbo]

My mom?

[John Clay Wolf]

Give the man some cred. That's what he's doing.

[Michael Turley]

This our intern?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's our intern.

[Michael Turley]

Most talented intern I've ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush. Who is it?

[Bobbo]

The young country sing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no, it's. It's not rush. It's. It's. It's whom. It's. It's Forrest Gump. The. The. The mentally challenged.

[Bobbo]

He's calling me ritual.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Clayton. 8008-0072-3480-0800 Radio Chaz with a 1988 Nissan Pulsar. Man, that's awesome.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's what I want to know. What? Not. Not state or area. What city do you live in?

[Caller]

I live in close to Tomball, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, you. You. L, I, V, I, N. And the Nissan Pulsar. Bro, I use that word lightly. That car worth nothing? You'd have to pay me to take it. I'm serious.

[Caller]

Oh. Oh, come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

It costs more to pick that thing up than it's worth.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

1988 Nissan Pulsar with a buck and a half.

[Michael Turley]

That's amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's running. It's amazing. It's running. It is. Scrap iron. Scrap iron. What?

[Bobbo]

You could turn it into a smoker if it had any steel in the body.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you could.

[Bobbo]

But I don't think it does.

[Michael Turley]

No, I don't think so either.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm feeling a little bit better. JD Good.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm glad you're coming around.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm waking up. I didn't really get drunk last night, but I did stay up too late. And. And after we came back, I stopped. I went to Wendy's and got a burger.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Okay. Last night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 1:00am okay. And then I stopped by the bar right next door to the studio.

[J.D. Ryan]

We have to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, the Mule? No, no, the one down the street. Oscar's Pub.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, you see, you're not. You're too high class to go to the Mule, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, but. But I ran it, you know, I just went in there, had one beer, and I saw some of the old alcoholic friends of mine that I know for years that are always there. And it was about 1:15, and I saw this guy that used to own pizza. Brad.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, Brad.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And, man, he's put on some weight.

[J.D. Ryan]

No. Brad Hands.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow. Pizza joint. You know. Well, he lost pizza. And. And I. I came in and sat.

[J.D. Ryan]

Down like you didn't know where it is anymore?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

That's damn irresponsible.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was. He was.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, I've lost my keys. 1.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he's still living in the was. Brothers living in the was about back when he was on top with Mama's pizza. But I sat down in a. I just saw Brad. Hey, how are you? And he's like, how are you doing? Hey, man, how are you? How are you feeling? I'm like, fine, fine. And he just kept on. Well, how are you feeling? What does he think? I'm like, dude, what, what, what do you think's wrong? Do you think I got cancer or something?

[J.D. Ryan]

Where's it coming from?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, last time, you know, you, you broke your back and you were in that accident and all these problems and it's like, dude, that was 11 years ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Some people are living in the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I hadn't talked to you in a long time. He kind of got a little defensive. He said, I hadn't talked to you in a long time. And, and last time I called, you blew me off. Oh. And I'm like, you know why I blew you off? Cuz I, I was kind of irritated with, with his.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we go. A little alcohol, little irritation. It's going to be good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here we go. Jd. The, the.

[J.D. Ryan]

No. Excuse me. Yes. Just me. Because alcohol makes people say things they don't want to.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but I wanted to say this to him, but actually when I saw him, I wanted to be nice, cuz I'm a nice guy. But when he started bugging me, then he reminded me why I blew him off.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y. Glad you brought that up, Brad. For pizza.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bring it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

The reason I blew you off is cuz you told my brother that I was doing cocaine in your pizza joint with you on your desk. Whoa. Well, John, you were. I'm like, brad, I don't know how high or how fat you've gotten, but there's one thing in my life that I've never done is cocaine. And he's like, well, just. John, it was a long time ago. We were young and we were having fun. I said, dude, that's fine. But we got in this conversation about like, wasn't me. Wasn't me, bud.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And my brother was like giving me grief about it because I had this girlfriend in high school and college that blew out on coke.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she became a stripper. Yeah. And she told my sister in law that I got her on cocaine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so he told me this and I was, this was years ago. I'm denying. I'm like, dude, I never done cocaine in my life.

[J.D. Ryan]

It didn't happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I'm already high. Naturally. I, I would blow a fuse. If I did.

[J.D. Ryan]

You'd spin out.

[John Clay Wolf]

All my friends said, dude, you're not allowed your head. You can smoke pot, but you can't do nothing else. You're the guy that jumps out of the window. Okay. So I'm here thinking about. So then when Brad, my brother's old friend, is telling him, yeah, I was doing lines with your little brother at one night. Then it ties back. Oh, all that stuff that John's been telling me for years is a lie.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I got on Brad's ass.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good. It sounds like he needed it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I'm like, listen, dude, you have. You. You are out of your gourd.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're 500 pounds overweight.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that's not the point.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, I mean, you're. You're.

[J.D. Ryan]

But he's lying.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's lying. You've been so high for so long. I think he's out of money now, so he's just. Instead of buying coke, he's buying hamburgers, but they're cheaper. But don't be telling stories about me when I would.

[Caller]

I'm gonna tell you the truth. There he is.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is this?

[Caller]

There ain't no you and me no more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your Fort Worth privileges is revoked. That's right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. He's no longer allowed in Fort Worth. Wow. Sorry, Brad.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brad, you're gone. Sorry, man. But. So, yeah, I was like, I'm just gonna leave before I get mad.

[J.D. Ryan]

Before you got mad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because he just wasn't hearing it. He was like, john, you're in denial.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it'd be like Bobbo saying that. That he saw me having.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Homosexual acts with another man when I. Man, you were just drunk. You didn't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't remember.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

That I would remember that.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I would remember this.

[Bobbo]

That's. That's unfortunate, though. You get in with drughead people, sometimes. They tell stories, man, and they see different faces on different people. It's sad to have to deny stuff you never did. Oh, well, I've been there myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no way.

[J.D. Ryan]

How did you call me at the radio station one time and go, hey, J.D. yeah, you know. You know me. I'm Beth, and my best friend is Susan. You dated her for, like, two years. I'm like, chick. I never dated a Susan ever. No, no, no, no, no. She has pictures. No, she doesn't. I never dated a Susan. I mean, it was just like, yes, you did, and you dumped her.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, stop.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who's telling these stories? And I'm having to defend myself to some listener on the phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Just. I just walked away. I did a joke.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cocaine, something. First of all, you shouldn't tell somebody, even if it's true, much less if it's not true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but it's not even. It's just something in my life I know for sure. And I've been plenty drunk. Plenty.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I know I've never done cocaine.

[J.D. Ryan]

I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been in situations where people are like friends of mine done it like, come on, dude. I'm like, man, that just ain't me, babe. I just don't want to blow bump.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your head on the International Space Station.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, right. Right. I just don't want to do it. And I'm not judging anybody. No. But I ain't no Pablo Escobar.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Joe, Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Hi, this is Joe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, Joe, this is John.

[Caller]

Yeah, I have a 2010 Chevy Silverado.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Caller]

LT package, 60,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crew cab or extended cab.

[Caller]

It's a true four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

True four door. Is it lifted or is it stock?

[Caller]

It's stock.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

Red.

[John Clay Wolf]

How nice. Is it average? Rough for clean?

[Caller]

It's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it mid teens? It's a two. Is it, is it? Is it 15, 5, 16 grand?

[Caller]

I owe about 19 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to look it up. Charlie, what's it, what's a 10? These damn trucks all run together. In my mind. I had that hail damage one. It's the same one last week. Well, have you had any other offers on it anywhere?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to give me the vinda instead of me asking you a million questions. Because these trucks are hard to bid on the radio because there's so many options. Do you mind going to givemetheven.com and pushing the VIN number in and a couple of pictures and I do it off the air.

[Caller]

Sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir. I'd like to buy it. And when I say I buy your car, I'm serious. We like buy cars. And I know that we are in Dallas, Texas. We're on Westwood one, coming down to you in this city, but we're located in Dallas, Texas. All the buyers are in a trading room in Dallas, Texas, actually, Fort Worth, to be specific. But we have a transportation network all over the region and we can get these cars picked up in two, three, sometimes four days. But Arkansas, Amarillo, Houston, we have trucks in Houston every single solitary day picking up Dallas, Fort Worth. If you don't want to bring it to us, we'll come get it as well. And we give hard checks, not drafts, like other dealers that buy cars. They give these, we IOU think, CarMax. CarMax gives you a draft, a bank. It's called a check, but it's not real.

[Michael Turley]

You got to wait three, four, gotta.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait three, four, five days for it to be good.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Get a cashable check.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, on us. We'll give you a live hard check right now. Or we'll just pay off your payoff and we'll wire the money or send cashiers checks to your bank or finance institution. But we, we created a new way to buy cars. And you, I mean to sell your car online. It's like, I hate to be cliche, but Amazon or one of the good online services that have changed the industry, well, that's what we are.

[Michael Turley]

Pretty soon we will have a drone come to your house and pick up a car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, give me the vi n. Givemethe vin.com because in that VIN number, that's why I need the vin. I can dump it into my software, it'll pull the carfax, it'll pull the auto check, it'll pull a lot of the options. And if it won't get them all, then my system will ask you does this have 20 inch wheels or 22? Because it does a reflection look up off of the manufacturer's window sticker.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we can available. If there's some digits in that VIN number that aren't exact specific to the options, it will bust them back. A lot of them. I mean, navigation. No, it's badass.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's really awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's super duper badass. So we know the value of the car. We just need the pictures and, and we can talk to you about the condition. But if you don't lie, then we're good. And most people don't, I'd say, I mean, out, out of a ton of them, there's a, every once in a while there's a guy trying to take this. Wasn't there a. Wasn't there? And it's always the junkers.

[Michael Turley]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's always the cheap cars that are the problem.

[Michael Turley]

Nissan Altima just recently.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Didn't we go over there, pay for it? And we get in it, it's missing third gear.

[Michael Turley]

Well, no, as soon as they pulled out of the driveway, it died.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And so they had to literally push it back into the driveway. And the guy's like, well, I told you guys it wasn't running.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he didn't. No, you didn't tell us run dog. All right. We started up. It's like, sounds like a pack of squirrels is trying to come out from under the hood. Like, hey, you forgot to tell us about the fact that the motor's out.

[J.D. Ryan]

People that are out of money are trying to get whatever they can. Guys sell $100,000 car. What does he care about a grand one way or the other?

[John Clay Wolf]

But we buy hundred thousand dollar cars and I want to be super duper duper clear about that. We'll buy some cheap cars just as a Service. But the 20, 30, 40, 50,000$. I mean we bought an 80.

[J.D. Ryan]

What did you buy this week?

[John Clay Wolf]

We bought an M5 just a minute ago. I was looking in our system. What did I buy this week? We bought a Bentley GT speed. Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

125, 000. Wow, that's cool. Bought a. Another Hurricane Lambo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lots of cowboy Cadillacs. Denali Chevy trucks. How about a 63? Have you seen that old vet? No. Did you know about another 64? Oh, right, yeah. I sent Roy after it. I bought it off a dealership.

[J.D. Ryan]

Never see it again.

[John Clay Wolf]

They traded. People trade their cars into dealerships and they know we buy cars and they call us or they go to give me the vintage.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's like, hey, this is XYZ Honda. You know, you give me a number on this vet. And I, I gave 20,500 for a 64 vet. But it needs paint. Okay, we'll see what it does. But I haven't seen it. I know. I haven't seen Roy or the car in two days. So maybe he's enjoying it. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars. If you hadn't figured that out. 800-800-723-4. Just go to givemetheven.com. we'll be back. Uno momento, por favor.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Country stations, Nash, Icon stations. I'd like to apologize to the listener group for playing Motley Crue. Oh, come on. Everybody loves the crew. I mean, they've gone from Conway Twitty to Motley Crue. And that's. That's a tough transition. Not everybody can do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dude, me tell you. Did you see the Country Music Television Awards last week? It was mostly rock bands.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was Moby and rock. Moby. Moby.

[John Clay Wolf]

What the hell? He got smoked by Opie.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, seriously, it was just a bizarre mixture of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Moby was on the Country Awards.

[J.D. Ryan]

They were almost all rock bands.

[John Clay Wolf]

All genders are running together, all formats are running together. What is this country coming to? Well, next Rush, what do you think this country is coming to now, John.

[Caller]

Look.

[Bobbo]

Country music is a time honored tradition. Fine art made by Appalachians.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Bobbo]

Who make their own fiddles.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then why was Moby on the Country Music Awards?

[Bobbo]

John, look at. Not every market has a place where you can buy your own corn pone. But CMT should do that. It's one of those changes that we expect Donald J. Trump to fix for us.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you behind him, Rush?

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush?

[Bobbo]

I can't say.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can't say. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

The excellent in broadcasting network.

[Bobbo]

I think. I think look ahead to the convention. I think I'd keep an eye on Mitt Romney.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God, here we are.

[Bobbo]

And Clint Eastwood.

[John Clay Wolf]

Enough of Rush. Thank you, Rush, for joining us this morning. Hey, you were talking about Facebook and the things that Facebook is.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, there's this. Facebook's gonna do this. They're following where you are actually. This is gonna happen. Facebook is about to delete a group of photos. You may not even know you have the synced or synced to phone section of your Facebook photos. They're gonna delete those if you don't save them and put them somewhere else. They're trying to drive people to their moments app.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

So they're saying that basically they're gonna delete your photos and sometimes you see people saying, oh, Facebook is going to charge or Facebook is going to do this. If you don't do this, your icon will turn blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now I will tell you, I have found comfort in knowing if I push a picture to my Facebook, it's going to be stored for life. It's like a photo album in my mind. Is that not going to be the case?

[J.D. Ryan]

If a photo lives in your synced or synced to phone section of your Facebook photos, it will be deleted soon unless you move it somewhere else.

[Bobbo]

Is that like your mobile upload?

[J.D. Ryan]

A lot of people don't even know they have them. Yeah, the sync, it says synced or sync to phone section. We'll delete any photos that were previously in the sync folder unless the user downloads and logs into moments. That's after July.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. you're going to love this because it is time for the top 10 at 10. Okay. Casey Kasem is here and his top 10 at 10 is Facebook related. Hey, Casey. Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

How are you? So glad that you came back from the dead once again on a Saturday at 10 o' clock here.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's nice to be anywhere, to be honest. I was just talking to Muhammad Ali.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we go. Here come the top 10 things that Facebook is actually really doing to you in your life. Number 10, keeping you from getting that promotion to work, since you actually work about 43 minutes a day. Number nine, keeping you from paying attention to your children playing near the gorilla exhibit. Number eight, giving you the only news you probably ever get. Number seven, seeing babies, kittens, puppies, and graduation photos you couldn't give a crap about. Here are the top 10 things that Facebook is really doing to your life. Number six, let you wish a happy birthday to people you don't know. Number five, keeping you in touch with family members you'd never even call or speak to in real life. Number four, document drunk photos and moments for your future employers to peruse. Number three things. Things that Facebook's really doing to you. Watching a lady with the chewbacca mask make $400,000 in gift and get her kids a college education by laughing. Number two, make you hate that person you work with because of their Donald Trump post. Number one, making you depressed because everyone's life is better than yours on Facebook.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Casey.

[J.D. Ryan]

Keep your feet the ground to keep it reaching for the stars.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, Casey? All true, too. Hey, I was saying, I haven't seen that Corvette or Uncle Roy in two days since he picked it up. And there he is on the phone. I see him. Roy, you there?

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, Roy.

[Caller]

Roy, what's up?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much. How are you?

[Caller]

I'm good, man. I gotta do my lawn and, you know, my house, my maid and my time to. The yard man quit. They said I was too cheap.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no. Okay. You having to do it yourself today? Little house chores?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I gotta. Yeah, I gotta do the maze work and the yard man working.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were Talking about that 64 Corvette we bought off the Honda dealership earlier. And I said, man, I hadn't seen that Corvette or Roy since he went to go get it. Where is the car? Is it in Louisville?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you drove it from Fort Worth to Louisville to a place in Louisville. Did it make it?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller]

It's ready. It rolls.

[John Clay Wolf]

This car was bought. This is an original owner. He bought it in 64.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's had it all these years.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why is he selling it now?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Is he traded it on Denali and. And Roy called me. He's like, man, you know this thing needs paint, right? I'm like, I bet it does. It's an original 64 model. But how bad is the paint?

[Caller]

You know, it's not really bad. It Just got spots chipped out of it, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember the gold one I had about a year ago?

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not as nice as that one, is it?

[Caller]

I think it's nicer than that one. At least it runs better than that one because I wouldn't do what it's supposed to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

You went to Houston and picked up the other one out of the guy's garage a year ago. The. The Gold one, the 64?

[Caller]

Yeah. But then he didn't let me drive it. He told me I had to drive the one I picked up the other day. I kind of got off in it, you know, and it do what it's supposed to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

He drove it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It runs straight. It feels good.

[Caller]

Yep. So.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I can sell it to someone and tell them we got a good car.

[Caller]

You got a good car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Excellent. All right. Well, you never know with these classics what they're gonna bring. I don't jack with many of them, but corvettes are pretty safe property, especially those older bodies.

[Caller]

Yeah, Yeah, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I paid what I paid for it, you're like, you sure you want to do that? I'm like, I think I want to do that. I don't know. We're fixing the vinyl.

[Caller]

I kind of looked at it, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I gave 25 grand for that gold one. That's what I based it on.

[J.D. Ryan]

60.

[John Clay Wolf]

64.

[J.D. Ryan]

64. Great year.

[Caller]

I think you do a little better on this one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, good. That's what I wanted to know. So I appreciate it. And did you go to Houston yesterday to go pick up cars?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did we get them all gathered?

[Caller]

Yes. What they gave me any problems? No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did any. Was everybody you met happy that we actually showed up at the doorstep and bought their car and did what we said we'd do?

[Caller]

Well, yes. You know, one guy, you know, I don't quite understand him. I mean, he trusted us a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, tell me about it.

[Caller]

He left his towel and his keys up on the seat and told me to put his check in the garage.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you never met him?

[Caller]

I never saw him.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll tell you what that is. That's 10 years of being on the air and people and I've seen this again and again. They listen to us on Saturday so long that they trust us because they know they've been listening to us so long. I had a guy do that with a Bronco. $20,000 classic Bronco, and he told our logistics gal, if John Wolf's going to steal money from me, then I Need to rethink my entire life. So you're telling me you went. We went and picked up a guy's rig and he wasn't even there. He just left the keys in the title on the honor system for you and told you to stick the check somewhere.

[Caller]

The keys in the title was on the passenger seat. And he told me to put the check slip fly the check on the garage door.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, what condition is that 64 in, other than paint?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I don't know. Roy knows. Roy, I haven't seen it.

[Caller]

It's pretty good. The interior is good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. I'm looking at them online. They're. They're 49, 47, 52, 61, 000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, so this one might make some money. Yeah, I'd like to make some money on a car. I mean they're all.

[J.D. Ryan]

Every one of them is over. Is over 40, 000. Everyone.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to make some money?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, you make, you make some money, then you pay a little, buy yourself feed, little pickup feed and all.

[Christian]

That kind of stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? Now, you went to that lady's house in Corpus, we bought her vet and she offered you some loving, right? What?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, man, that's. That was kind of squirted, man. I tell you, man, Uncle Roy is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good with the ladies.

[J.D. Ryan]

Clearly.

[Caller]

I hardly ever back out of anything, but I backed out of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now why was that? So Roy gets to this lady's house in Corpus to pick up her vet and he said she'd been drinking and she said her boyfriend just quit her and she wanted to see if he wanted a cocktail. Roy, this is the third time over the past three years. You remember that Hummer you went and picked up in Dallas?

[Caller]

Oh, yes, I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you said old gal was pouring you cocktails and come down, sit down, cool off.

[Caller]

Oh, yes I do. Yes, I do. You know, I might have would have went back there, but she had a high dollar house, but it, you know, it looked like trash. You know, it wasn't ready on the inside. Told me to have a seat and about 3 inches of dog hair on the couch. And then I couldn't do that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

3 inches of dog hair?

[Caller]

Yeah, on the couch. He had about four of them big dogs running around in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, thanks for getting the vet picked up. Glad we figured out where you are. Thank you for going to Houston yesterday and picking up cars and I will see you soon.

[Caller]

You didn't think I run out with it?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I didn't. I just want. I just want to Hear. But I was actually looking forward to seeing. I just want to know what we got. Sounds like we got a winner.

[Caller]

Yeah, I think so too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Michael Turley]

That's what we do.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. Not always. We get a lot of losers, too.

[Michael Turley]

No, I'm talking about picking up cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah? Yeah. Richard, the 13 Camaro with 64. Is it an SS or the six cylinder?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's a. An SS2 with the dual mode exhaust as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Automatic or stick?

[Caller]

That's a standard. It's got the dual mode.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have navigation or sunroof?

[Caller]

No navigation, no sunroom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it upper teens with 64, 000 miles is 18 sound right? I'm just guessing off the top of my head. I know I'm close. I just don't have you. Have you had any offers anywhere?

[Caller]

No, I hadn't got any offers. I just run it through, like, blue book, you know, and took a look at it, and they said somewhere around 20. It's got a little bit of minor damage on the back end. I kind of backed it into a tree one day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a bad carfax report from that?

[Caller]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me look. The miles in these blue book values. I call it Kelly blue balls because she'll leave you hanging sometimes. And it. They get your thinking up. But they don't hit cars hard enough for miles. And they don't add for low miles well enough either. Like around 150,000 miles. You on KBB? If you'd like, have a 300,000 mile truck, it'll hit it about the same as it will for 150. It will drive you down a dirt road and run you off a cliff if you try to follow that thing.

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 60,000 miles. How much does it. Is the damage still there? Is it repaired?

[Caller]

Yeah, damage is still there. I didn't bother fixing it. It's not horrible. You really can't notice it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, what's it cost to fix it?

[Caller]

I'd say about 1500 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so if it's a $20,000 car and we adjust it. 1500. Word, 18:5. If I give you 18,500, do I buy it?

[Caller]

Yeah, they're getting the ballpark.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want to sell it, I'll buy it. So just go to givemetheven.com and okay, give. Push the vin number. Say John said 185 on the. Or, you know, I'll give 20,000 repaired. Or we'll repair it and do 18 5. Here's a picture of the car. Here's a picture of the damage. Let's go. I'll. Where do you live?

[Caller]

Spring, Texas, right outside of Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have a. I have a location in Spring right off of Westfield Road. So you can drop it off right there and get your check.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bought meat from one of those places on the side of the road.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have not.

[J.D. Ryan]

I did it yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. We went by and so many people were buying it, I thought, you know, we'll buy a little bit. My God.

[John Clay Wolf]

It.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really good stuff. Really good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Coming around to the bathroom?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's really tender and awesome. I just. You think of a truck on the side of the road by.

[John Clay Wolf]

I buy watermelons, but not me.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, man. I couldn't believe it. I was just wondering if you've ever done that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo's bought meat.

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

But not on the side of the. Well, on the side of the road.

[J.D. Ryan]

Side of the road, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7 2, 3, 4.

[Bobbo]

My grandfather was a stickler for that. We used to buy frozen shrimp cocktails.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Off a truck on the side of the road right out here at Saginaw.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Near Saginaw. I was gonna say, are you near the ocean? Because that's all the time when you're near the ocean. Everybody's in a truck.

[Bobbo]

And it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wouldn't be buying shrimp off of some truck deal in Saginaw, Texas. That's what's wrong with you.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's the Saginaw that makes me go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh. Last night, when we were at watching Boston, Bobbo got into the. The band at the concert who's playing at the Cynthia Woods Pavilion tomorrow, by the way. Houstonians. And it was awesome. But Bobo got on this whole rant about how he was supposed to see Boston at the Texas Jam.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year was that?

[Bobbo]

That's a sad story. 1987.

[J.D. Ryan]

87.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can just tell the story real quick. We got a minute.

[Bobbo]

My junior year in high school.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cool.

[Bobbo]

I had tickets to see the Texas Jam. This was in 87. Okay, so you got a Smith White Snake. Who else was there?

[John Clay Wolf]

John, I wasn't paying attention.

[Bobbo]

Huge tickets to take. There was this girl that was my girlfriend from second grade to the sixth grade.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Deeply, darkly in love with this girl.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[Bobbo]

Gonna take her to see boss.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why, sure. You were right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Looking forward to Texas jam country come to town.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you're getting it.

[Bobbo]

And my dad. Busted. I had a keg Party. My dad busted my keg party. My parents said, nope, you're not going anywhere. Took my Boston tickets and I kept those tickets for years just to look at when I needed a good cry.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good for them.

[Bobbo]

My whole life could have been different, dude. If I'd taken. If I'd taken that girl to that concert, we'd still be married today. I'd be a whole different cat. I'd probably be a doctor.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really.

[Bobbo]

Brain search.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really.

[Bobbo]

Architecture.

[Michael Turley]

Really.

[J.D. Ryan]

You'd be selling frozen cocktails on the side of the road.

[John Clay Wolf]

She'd have 70 kids. Half of them are yours. Be glad. Be proud. Thank your dad.

[Bobbo]

So you're saying she's a good girl.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're saying beer ruined your life.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. New affiliates welcome Arkansas guys panhandle west Texas. We've got a new one coming on I believe next Saturday. And you know we're on the brew in Oklahoma City. The brew and we're on the keg in. In Arkansas and the. We're starting in New Orleans next week. I think it's just the alcoholic.

[J.D. Ryan]

The alcoholic. Let's just get down and in DeRidder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Louisiana it's the drug addict. We'll be back in just a minute. My name's John Clay wolf and remember give me the vin.com meth101. Give me the. Well, I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it. Cause I know just what I'm going to do.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Willie still alive?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Good question.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who do you think will get a bigger news piece in funeral procession? Who's the stripper that married the rich guy? Anna Nicole Smith.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nicole Smith was huge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anna or Willie? I think Anna Willy is going to huge.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, everybody knows Willie but I mean I just.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was still shocked with Anna Nicole's news coverage when she croaked very much.

[Michael Turley]

That was the start of TMZ and all that kind of stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

So it was really be death.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've turned into a weird place, man. TV runs the world. That was a bad entertainment and celebrities beautiful girl. Our. Our president to be it looks like is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is a reality reality star.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nate, we did some drunk. Some drunk trump bits that were funny.

[Bobbo]

Do you have any sounds funny man.

[Michael Turley]

Oh well. You want to get to the audio?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did this come.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God. He always drags me through this.

[Michael Turley]

I gotta play the open.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's Time for turning.

[J.D. Ryan]

When you spend this much money, you gotta play it. Yeah. Produce something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time for TV's Michael Turley, our producer, plugging himself. He loves it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is this the Eagles? Boston?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's singing Oasis? Don't you hear the British accent? Okay, all right, so thank you.

[Michael Turley]

We've had some fun with Donald Trump and geez. In fact, we'll play a little bit just when you slow him down to about. It's actually about 60.

[J.D. Ryan]

60.

[Michael Turley]

He sounds like he's been drinking a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

So here's a couple clips from this.

[Michael Turley]

Week that he's gone. Everybody's heard and everything and, you know, may not be so funny, but listen to how it sounds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now. I have a judge who is a hater of Donald Trump.

[J.D. Ryan]

A hater?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a hater. His name is Gonzalo Curiel, the judge who happens to be, we believe, Mexican, which is great. I think that's fine. You know what? I think the Mexicans are going to end up loving Donald Trump when I give all these jobs.

[Michael Turley]

So, you know, it sounds like he's.

[John Clay Wolf]

A little bit loopy there. I'm going to give all these Mexicans jobs building my wall.

[Bobbo]

He still sounds more sensible than Sarah Palin.

[Michael Turley]

Well, I was like, you know what? I wonder what we would sound like of the show. Yes, the show did not. Yeah, it's.

[J.D. Ryan]

So I got audio of me drunk on the air. I don't need to hear this.

[Michael Turley]

Well, this is what if you were still drinking, Bob. J.D. i think this is what you'd sound like. So this first clip's got you and John talking here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

About your. Your shirt. You guys, remember, we're making fun of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it last week?

[J.D. Ryan]

Last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Last week.

[Michael Turley]

Making fun of his Hawaiian shirt.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is ugly shirt, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you bought that shirt, what were you thinking? What were you smoking? What mean what. What was on your. Was this. Back when you were drinking? You mean buffet?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's about buffet shirt stone. Last weekend of the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it say Jimmy buff tag?

[J.D. Ryan]

No. No. Not a margarita.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when you were. When you were at the store, what store? Did you buy that?

[Christian]

Who.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who let you in to buy that?

[J.D. Ryan]

I see you're the truth. Friend of mine gave this to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet. So that's the best.

[Michael Turley]

That's you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my face hurts.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the best. So then now. Oh, that's funny.

[Michael Turley]

This next clip has myself and Bobo in it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is that. Is that. See, you're wearing your dead friend shirt. Did he have it? And you Took it out of his closet like a cowboy. Then went down and you got his boots and his hat.

[J.D. Ryan]

As funny as that would be.

[Bobbo]

Now, the shirt is for the listeners. The shirt is not your typical flower shirt, though. It's covered with a motif of like.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love.

[Bobbo]

License plates.

[John Clay Wolf]

And.

[Bobbo]

Like, it looks like a. Like a musician's guitar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's exactly what looks fine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here's one from Mexico down here.

[John Clay Wolf]

It looks like if you.

[Michael Turley]

You.

[J.D. Ryan]

You guys really did bring nothing today.

[John Clay Wolf]

It looks like you could go into either bathroom.

[Michael Turley]

So that's just a couple clips there from the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Great. That's what we sound like drunk, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm having flashbacks.

[John Clay Wolf]

It looks like you could go into either bathroom, man. J.D. you. I mean, we sound baked. We sound baked.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, go on. I sound drunk. You sound baked.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said thanked.

[Bobbo]

You should just get in your plane and go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just go.

[J.D. Ryan]

I love you, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brad 2014 Silverado Z71 with 59. Is it lifted or anything or is it stock?

[Caller]

Yeah, seven and a half inch lift on 35.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a LTZ or an LT LTZ? Does it have factory roof and navigation?

[Caller]

Yes. Four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a top country or whatever it's called? A high country?

[Caller]

No.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Caller]

I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fully loaded, mid-30s. Is the money on it. The miles are high, but it still looks gorgeous with that big lift.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's perfect condition, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want for it? What do you take for it?

[Caller]

I'm looking about. I'm looking at about 36,5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I said mid-30s, so. Go to givemetheven. Okay dot com. Push the picture. Say John said mid-30s. I'll take 36.5. Make a decision. Hurry up. And we will make a decision. We will hurry up. Where are you calling us from? Fort Worth, Texas. Thanks for tuning in, man. Did we sound a little screwed up in that bit right A minute ago?

[Caller]

Yeah. A little drunk or a little something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Brad. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234-800-800 radio. Mitchell. An 04 Camry with a buck 60s and a V6 with leather. Mitchell, you there?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is your Camry a V6 with leather?

[Caller]

It's a V6 Toyota Camry SE.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

And I believe it's a 2004.

[John Clay Wolf]

2004. That rig's worth a thousand to 2500. And it matters how nice it is. So send me some pictures. Go to givemetheven.com and let's take a look. See. Carry this 1978 Corvette 36 30,000 mile, 25th silver anniversary. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I'm calling from Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is this a pace car?

[Caller]

No, it's the silver anniversary edition. They had. They made the silver anniversary and the pace car. This is the two tone silver anniversary. 25th anniversary. It has the package. I may have the original sticker. My dad bought it brand new off the showroom floor.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 36,000 miles on it. Is it worth 15 grand?

[Caller]

Man, I was hoping it was worth closer to 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I bought a pace car with 45, 000 miles for 15 earlier in the week. And we're picking.

[Caller]

It's absolutely no pick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then go to givemetheven.com. let me pull the VIN number and research it. And the one owner story helps. So let me try to get closer to your 20 grand number. Okay, push me some pictures and say I'll take 20 grand. Go to work on it, John. And we will. Guys, when you go to givemetheven.com, we don't sell your info to anybody. We don't call you and bug you. We email you and text you. I mean it is smooth sail. And I've had so many people compliment us on not how it works because people are worried about going to website that they get trapped into a tornado of phone calls and stuff. That's not what we do. We're here to buy cars. That's it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Boom.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll text you, we'll do the whole thing. I mean, you don't have to meet us. You don't do anything. It's very smooth and it's very fast. Josh Randall with the vet. I'm gonna get you off there. My name is John Clay wolf. Go to givemetheven.com we'll be back in just a minute.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is this?

[Michael Turley]

Comedian Mark Eddy.

[Bobbo]

Got pot in the freezer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Josh, good morning. You're on the air. Where are you calling from? Fort Worth. You got a 512 area code. You from Austin?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. 2012 vet with 4,000 miles on it. Is it a convertible or a hard top? Tell me about it. What color is it? A1LT2LT3LT4LT Z16. You know, all this different stuff.

[Caller]

It's a3LZ DO6, cyber gray metallic, got navigation, RC. Can't think of anything else right now. It's got two tone color interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got no miles on it. This Is a tough one because it's the old body style, but it's big money, and they're hard to sell because the new body style is right around the same money. Not the new body style Z06, but the new body style. Vets. I love the miles. The color. Not knocking the color, but I've had three newer, expensive vets lately in gray, and I've lost money on every one of them. We sold that vet yesterday in Pennsylvania, Turley. It lost two grand. Oh, yeah, it was a. It was a no mile. I gave 81, 000 for a 16Z06 gray with 2000 miles on it, gave 81, 000 for it, and then brought 79.

[Michael Turley]

So gray is the loser.

[John Clay Wolf]

Blue in the vets. And we had that gray vet last week, same deal. It's weird. I think your car's worth 50, 000 is what I. Hang on. Yeah, I don't know. Can I do a little research on this one, get back to you? Do you know what you'll take for it?

[Caller]

Not at the jet. I'm still kind of feeling out the market.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, run it over to carmax and get an offer on it. And if I don't beat that offer, I'll send you $100. I mean, that's. You know, that's one thing. I promise to anyone if y' all send us a picture of their current offer letter, then if I don't beat it, I'll just overnight you, check for 100 for the opportunity to beat it, but. And I'll go to work on it. Well, so you do that, and I'll do my end and go to givemetheven.com. give me the vin.com and load it up, and we'll get to working on it. But I'm thinking 50 grand. All right, bye. 8008-0072-3480-0800-723,4. 800, 800, radio. So, Love Field, Dallas, Texas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, man, that was so weird. Right around noon yesterday.

[Bobbo]

This.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you. How much of the story do you want? I mean, there's a shooting. Police shot a guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's what I heard from my wife. Her translation, she said, this isn't what people said it was. So husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, Boyfriend, girlfriend. She's throwing him out, dropping him off at the airport. Get your stuff. Get the hell out of here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he drives in town from, like, somewhere up northeast and unwanted, unexpected.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's sending him home.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's sending him home.

[John Clay Wolf]

He starts raising hell. The officer shot him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Kind of. That's a real short version.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he didn't. Why didn't he hit him with a Taser?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because. Well, when they first started, they were not within taser distance. They were 50ft away. He was breaking the car. He was smashing the car windows.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he went.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, he went nuts. He got a rock. He's. Yeah, he broke. He was smashing her car. Upset as she was. She was dropping him off the curb, literally. And he went nuts. And he'd gone nuts before. He'd been arrested two days before in Carrollton for another. Another situation where he ran into some stuff. So the guys has a real history of being problems with the law. So the cop draws his weapon at about 30ft, which is too far for a Taser.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

And he walks the guy down and the guy charges at him. At that point, really, you got no.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have no where to go.

[J.D. Ryan]

You have no option.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he kill him?

[J.D. Ryan]

He did not kill him. Cops shot him. Like how many. How many?

[Michael Turley]

Not like five times. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, it didn't kill him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Didn't kill him. Didn't kill him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like Uncle Roy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he's been shocked, hadn't he? But hit him nine times and he's in stable condition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. I don't know if the cop hit it. Yeah, obviously get him in legs or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Imagine. Okay. You know, he was mad when this happened.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How mad's he going to be when he gets out of the hospital?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's another point. Yeah, he was down at one point. The cop shot him. He went down and they got back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Up and ran again. Well, you know, we have the kid that was in the gorilla cage.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I remember that.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the. And he keeps causing commotion.

[J.D. Ryan]

He didn't. He wasn't there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he was. I think he was in on this one too. He's here today. Little.

[Christian]

Little.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your name?

[Christian]

Christian. Gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Christian, not Gray.

[Bobbo]

Christian.

[John Clay Wolf]

Greg. Okay, what happened? What's your version of the events?

[Christian]

That man was fighting with his wife.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Christian]

And I was at the top flight. Me and my mama's gonna fly to San Antonio. Were you and see my Aunt Carnicella.

[John Clay Wolf]

And my uncle Chocolate Brown? No. No, dump it.

[Christian]

And we went. I went downstairs and crawled under the luggage thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I understand that.

[Christian]

And my mama asked me to get a cigarette for my Aunt Rhonda because she gets nervous when we fly.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know what a lot of people do. Yeah.

[Christian]

And I saw a nice lady and I asked her and she said, well, you could get one from my stupid Boyfriend.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh boy.

[Christian]

And he didn't. He didn't want to give me a cigarette. He started throwing rocks at me. And then the police came.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. So that's what caused the whole thing. You were getting a cigarette.

[Christian]

He was mad.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. He didn't want to give me a cigarette. Thank you, Christian. Thank you, Christian. Condition 04 Silverado with 110. Michael, you there? Is it a four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

It's a crew cab, the four door, it's got a suicide. Open the other way.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's extended cab. You said it's a two wheel drive?

[Caller]

Four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four wheel drive, 4.8 liter average 4.8 small V8. So it's got the small wheels. It is an SLT though. I mean a LS right? Not a work truck.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, Rougher, Clean.

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it's clean, I mean, it's got to do 6,6500, doesn't it? On 04 with 110, maybe 7 grand.

[Caller]

Yeah, I was hoping that traded and wanted to give me five for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And that's a perfect example of what we do. So listen to this fella, Mike. When did you take it into a dealership to get it traded?

[Caller]

I'm sorry?

[John Clay Wolf]

When did you take it into a dealership and try to trade it?

[Caller]

And they offered you five yesterday, right down the road.

[John Clay Wolf]

So no, don't use no dealers names. I don't want to get anybody mad, but. So this guy goes to dealership and they offer him $5,000 and I just hit him over the airside unseen, at 66 to 65, maybe seven.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's the difference, guys. And that's why you go to givemetheven.com because I'll save you and make you a lot of money. So will 6,500 by the truck, Mike.

[Caller]

I would believe so, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then go to give. Okay, go to givemetheven.com and load it up into our system. It really takes 45 seconds. I mean, I don't ask a bunch of questions. It's give me the VIN number, the miles and a comment section. Push a couple of pictures off your phone, hit go. And we will say, john, hit me at 6500 on the air side unseen and I will sell it for that. And where do you live?

[Caller]

Spring.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Spring. We can be down there with a check. So I have to overnight the check from our Fort Worth office Monday morning and we can have you check Tuesday morning.

[Caller]

All right, let me. Give me the vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Givemetheven.Com thanks, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Alfred, you got a 996 Por Porsche Turbo with 54,000 miles on it.

[Caller]

What year.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year did they switch from the air cooled to the water cooled?

[Caller]

That was significantly earlier than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it was like 97, wasn't it okay?

[Caller]

I think so, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there anything wrong with this, this truck, this Porsche? Because you know, with Porsches they get oil leaks. You have to split the engine to fix the gaskets. That cost a million dollars. Is there any service?

[Caller]

No engine wise or drivetrain rise. It's solid.

[Amy Sharon Cha]

It's the.

[Caller]

It has some cosmetic things for it being a, you know, an O1. It's not perfect. Perfect conditions like the front air dam in the front. You know, it's kind of scratched or whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

But does 25 grand buy the car?

[Caller]

I sure as heck hope not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, how much do I have to spend making it nice? Because I'm looking at a market report. They're bringing 30 and I'm figuring I'm gonna have to spend. I figured you weren't gonna take 25 and you were gonna come back at 27, 28. What? What? What do I have to give for it? Hello, Alfred. I lose you. Alfred did not like our offer. That was a starting price, by the way. Alfred, I'm thinking around 28, 29, 30. It all depends on what I need to do cosmetically to get the car ready to be sold. That's what we do. Curtis, a 2010 F250 diesel with 32. Is it leather roof, nav, four wheel drive?

[Caller]

Yes. FX4, four wheel drive, leather, mint condition. I got some custom 20 inch wheels on it with brand new Mickey Thompson tires.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it lifted?

[Caller]

No, I had a leveling kit put on the front of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 2,010. So it's the old body style and the old motor, but it's got great miles on it, right?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does mid-20s resonate with you? 25 grand.

[Caller]

I looked it up on. What's the Kelly blue book?

[John Clay Wolf]

Kelly blue balls.

[Caller]

They're around the 40 range.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope. No. You're doing something wrong because you can. Is this a 2010?

[Caller]

Yes. I took it in to have the oil changed and I had them check a trade in. They offered me 33 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

On a 2010 diesel?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I can buy that truck in the new body style for 35 grand. And they're bringing a ton more in the new body style.

[Caller]

Four door right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there any way this is a 2011 and not 2010?

[Caller]

Because it's a body style2011 is when they went to the death fuel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller]

This is the year before. I think it's got the 6.4 in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com push it in there and tell us what it takes and we'll try to buy it. I need to see some pictures of this thing. It must be the prettiest truck on the road. And it might be. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. How much time we got left, boss?

[Michael Turley]

Two minutes until we're gone from Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston, Oklahoma and ESPN. We're staying on down there.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, no, no, we're still there until noon.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're getting.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got so many stations, I don't know where.

[J.D. Ryan]

We don't even know where we are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because everybody's taking three hours. But it's different three hours. So we start at 8 and then we go to 11, and then we start at 9 and go to 12. So if you want to keep streaming us, you can go to 102 the bear in on the iHeartMedia streaming player.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, is that the station of the week?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the station of the week in Abilene, Texas. 102 the bear. And you can go to the iheartmedia player and catch the last hour or go to givemethevend.com and scroll down and there's a podcast button. This afternoon, a few hours, we post up our podcast and strip all the commercials out. And you can always just listen to the podcast. Remember, givemetheven.com is the website we buy cars on the Amy, I see a caller in the in the box it says 06. Mini Cooper with 62 has a long story that says super long winded. So maybe we'll talk to her for the entire next hour. 800-800-7234 is the call in number. My name is John Clay wolf. His name's J.D. ryan Bobo is here in the studio with you, Oklahoma City. We're fixing to sign off. Dallas. We're fixing to sign off. Buzz listeners, we're fixing to sign off. But again, you can pick us up on the [e-mail] or go to the iheartmedia player and stream the next hour.

[Michael Turley]

What great, super controversial audio coming up in 11 o'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clock.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is when we put all the good stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, 11 o' clock, we've got a little looser rain. Okay, player hit and let's get out of here, guys. We'll see you next week. That signing off. And the rest of you, we will be back in just a minute.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. Or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf hour number four.

[John Clay Wolf]

The final hour. It's like who sang the final countdown? Europe.

[Michael Turley]

Europe.

[John Clay Wolf]

My kid is in Paris with her mother, my daughter.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they can't get home because they're.

[J.D. Ryan]

Trying to get home.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the airline strike. Yeah, they have pilot strike over there in Paris.

[J.D. Ryan]

And a bunch of flights been camping.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trains are on strike in Paris. And the garbage mineral.

[J.D. Ryan]

What caused all this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they're hosting the Euro soccer tournament. And they plan to do this when tourism was high and embarrass the city. It worked. I'm gonna grab this truck real quick. He's been holding for a minute. William, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Where you calling from?

[Caller]

Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fort Worth, Texas. I know where that be. So you have a 14 ram, 1500 bighorn. Is it a cloth?

[Caller]

Is it a what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it cloth?

[Caller]

Cloth, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have 20 inch wheels and a Hemi or is it the cheaper one? Well, big horns all have 20 inch wheels. Yeah.

[Caller]

Yeah. 20 inch chrome rims. Got brand new tires on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a hemi?

[Caller]

It does have the Hemi two wheel drive or four.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a five, seven crew cab or the small back door.

[Caller]

Small back door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Small because there's a. There's a quad and a crew. Okay, we got the small back door.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's quad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How many miles?

[Caller]

48,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. At $20,000, I can't get there. You're gonna have to put a check with this one and for 1900 to get it paid off. Send it to me though. Go to givemetheven.com. send me a couple pictures. Let me pull up the. The VIN number and look at the history of it. Look at the pics. I might be able to bump a little bit and meet you halfway.

[Caller]

It's on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, good. We will get it after the show.

[Caller]

All right, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Let me do this one real quick. She says she's got a long story. Amy.

[Amy Sharon Cha]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have a Mini Cooper story. You want to hear mine?

[Amy Sharon Cha]

Yours will never be mine. I guarantee it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is yours have to do with the car breaking down?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because every Mini Cooper I'VE had that's out of warranty. Like, just blows up on me. I mean, the timing chain flies through the hood and I mean, they break down so bad it drives me crazy. What? Tell me your story real quick.

[Amy Sharon Cha]

So you obviously didn't Google me.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I did not.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's your name?

[Amy Sharon Cha]

I've been in hiding four years with my car, and they're about to do a movie and a book about me. My name, I gave. I gave it to the lady. This car saved my life, literally.

[John Clay Wolf]

Amy Sharon Cha. Can I put your name out there?

[Amy Sharon Cha]

Yes. I've been on radio, I've been on television. I ran for my life because I'm busting one of the biggest cases of Harris county corruption ever, supposedly. And I had to run for my life. And I literally hid in my car, slept in my car. I mean, I've been contacted by Lifetime for women. You can look at my video Disturbed. Nancy Grace. Supposedly is going to be contacting me today. So I'm not going to go low on this car because I come from a famous father. You'll see his music on the Internet. And there's a, like, there's like a story of survival with this car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you want me to buy it?

[Amy Sharon Cha]

Yes. But this car, like, supposedly is going to be famous.

[Caller]

Okay, well, I mean, you can google.

[Amy Sharon Cha]

Me and think about it and call me first if you think I'm like. Or you can talk to my lawyer too, because I just signed a contract that I'm not allowed to have direct media coverage, but that she will do all the. Basically all the. She'll be the one in front of the camera.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jd, are you seeing anything online?

[J.D. Ryan]

There's some stories here.

[Amy Sharon Cha]

It says I've been murdered and missing, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it says you're murdered, missing.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're not dead. We have a lot of dead people on the show.

[Amy Sharon Cha]

I created my own witness protection after being really disappointed with the system in America. But it's a long story. And you can look at the video disturb and you will see how beautiful my car is and you'll see the beautiful house that was taken illegally for me. And I'm in a multi million dollar lawsuit. But until I get the lawsuit, we're going to federal and we're going to the grand jury. I've literally had death threats to keep my mouth shut.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who are you suing? Who are you? Who are you suing in the suit?

[Amy Sharon Cha]

Harris? The city of Harris County. And we're getting an indictment on an officer that did something really bad to me. But I'M not in the liberty to give his name.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, but you do want to say my daughter was.

[Amy Sharon Cha]

My daughter was illegally kidnapped when she was 2 because I blew the whistle on wonderful Governor Rick Perry. And next thing I knew, my daughter was taken and my house and everything else. And so I'm pretty intelligent and so I knew what I had to do and I didn't come back till I was protected. Now I'm protected by Internal affairs and Public Integrity Unit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the car without the story is worth five grand.

[Amy Sharon Cha]

Well, I. Carmax offered me a year ago 12. I have a limited edition Mini Cooper S series. When I bought it, I was told it was the only one in the entire world that was built exactly like. Has very rare bizarre interior. It looks like a spaceship in the inside. It has black stripes and it has limited edition wheel rims that I've never.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh my God. Are you there? I think I lost her. No, I lost her.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, she had to go have some Cocoa Puffs.

[John Clay Wolf]

I lost her. I lost her. Darn it. Damn it. I was right on the edge of.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's. Yeah, Google that and you'll spend the rest of the. I just googled it and there's 12,000 something hits and none of them make any sense. Oh, and they ramble like she did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm not judging her. If what she's saying is true, then she's got a hell of a story. But.

[J.D. Ryan]

A hell of a story.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the car's still worth five grand.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, stories don't make a difference in the car, does it?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, the. The car is worth five grand. Yeah, and if somebody offered you 12 a year ago, you should have taken it. Cuz the car wasn't worth 12 five years ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

And if it's in the middle of some kind of an investigation, you can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Buy a 14 for 12. This was 06.

[Michael Turley]

I can't imagine a witness protection likes her calling into a radio show.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, she created her own witness protection.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, that's right. Sorry.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, this is.

[Michael Turley]

Let me get it straight.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can google her and there are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lots.

[J.D. Ryan]

A lot of stories that pop up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, good for her. I'm glad she called him. We have another celebrity guest.

[J.D. Ryan]

Most of them happened in 2011 and 2012.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, have you guys ever driven the. The Fittipaldi high performance cars? I'm thinking about doing that this weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that's a wheel company.

[J.D. Ryan]

Fittipaldi is a high performance exotic racing. You can do them in Houston at the MSR racetrack, Texas Motor Speedway in Fort Worth or in Austin and You can drive a Lamborghini. Is it a Super Legera Lamborghini?

[John Clay Wolf]

Something else.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nissan GR GTR? A Ferrari 430 or Porsche 11 Carrera S?

[John Clay Wolf]

The GTRs are better than you think.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

That car is fast.

[J.D. Ryan]

About to drive one of these cars, which one would you suggest?

[John Clay Wolf]

The Ferrari or the Lambo? Just because it's a Ferrari Lambo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, I'm gonna go with.

[John Clay Wolf]

When are you doing it?

[J.D. Ryan]

This weekend either today.

[John Clay Wolf]

We are in this weekend. So it's today or tomorrow or tomorrow.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm waiting to hear back from.

[John Clay Wolf]

Excellent. Yeah, that'll be a blast. 8008-0072-3480-0800-TRODIO is the call number. Or you can just go to. Give me the vin. Give me the VIN dollar and we will email you an offer letter in writing. If we don't have pictures, then we're going to ask you for pictures. So go ahead and send the pictures. Because it's hard to buy a car sight unseen without photos.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right? Even if it's famous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Even if it's famous and even if you lived in it and it's got spaceship interior.

[Bobbo]

Dude, I've been speechless ever since that deal. What was that? What exactly was that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I don't know.

[Bobbo]

What the hell was that?

[John Clay Wolf]

That was. That was a lady. Yeah. That really feels strongly about being done wrong. And I think it's driven her mad.

[J.D. Ryan]

Could have, might have. We have no way of knowing. Hey, did you hear about the Fox reporter that's in trouble? Emily. Emily Austin is her name. She has been cut tie. Her ties have been cut for the Tampa Bay Rays and the Orlando Magic. She had insensitive comments on. On Facebook Live this week. She was insensitive.

[John Clay Wolf]

I took sensitivity training recently.

[J.D. Ryan]

What happened to that? Are you serious?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, she should have taken it. She. Do you have the audio? Because I don't even know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's why I dumped Baba when he said Chocolate Brown was the guy's name. That's insensitive and I dumped it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, but now you just said it.

[Bobbo]

I don't think that's insensitive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I felt like it was.

[J.D. Ryan]

That could be the man's names she was talking about. The young lady who got the valedictorian from Texas and then came out and said, I'm the valedictorian and I'm also illegal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

And she said, I got a mother.

[John Clay Wolf]

No broken English. O no, no, no, no. Her mama should have got an award for just being hot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, go ahead.

[J.D. Ryan]

Anyway, so that the valedictorian from this school said I got a full run to UT University of Texas because I. I'm the valedictorian. And on top everything else, I'm undocumented. That was kind of a poke. So the fort. The sports reporter, this Emily Austin. We may have this audio.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Said things like. I don't even want to say.

[Michael Turley]

You want to play it? So she's on this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Say it.

[Michael Turley]

She's on this web show. Barstool, Facebook Live. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so she was this on real news?

[Michael Turley]

Yes, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

They. They played this on real news. This is real. So I'm out of the. I'm in the clear.

[J.D. Ryan]

Correct.

[Michael Turley]

This is her actual words.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it's been played on other news sources that are credible?

[Michael Turley]

It was. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Excellent.

[Christian]

All right, go ahead with the whole girl. Like, I didn't even know Mexicans were that smart. Is that. I don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's Trump. Trump. Trump Jr. Over.

[Christian]

No, and I'm not even. I didn't mean it like that. But you see, like, I mean, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guys know that the Chinese guy is always the smartest guy in math class. No, That's a good point. I like that you get yourself out with another stereotype. I'm not trying to be.

[Christian]

Okay, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love black.

[Christian]

I love all people.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't care if you're white, yellow, brown, purple. Jews kind of. Yeah, Jews are a little bit.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I went to school in Boca, so I know most of that. Like the way I used to talk to the Jews in Boca, they hate it. Cuz I was a server and I would. I just didn't care. And they would complain and about everything I had. I gave a guy like delivered his beer and he was complaining to me that there was too much head. And I knew that he was a stingy. He wasn't gonna give me a tip. So I go, sir, you're the first guy that's ever complained to me about too much. So did that win him over?

[Christian]

No, I think that they.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got fired like two weeks later.

[Michael Turley]

Shock. Shocking.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Really ironic.

[J.D. Ryan]

And it happened again with you, young lady.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was her job?

[Michael Turley]

She was sideline reporter for the two teams. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tampa Bay Rays and the Orlando Magic. And she's a nobody. She's cute little fox girl and she just stupid. Just dumber than the doornail for doing this once before. So let me do it again.

[John Clay Wolf]

But hang on. You learn something from this. So she's talking to these guys in what she feels like is a private environment. No, but it's on the way.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, this is. This is a Facebook Live deal. No, it was not a private environment. That audio made it sound like it was off mic. But no, she knew she was being brought.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah. Okay. And then she's an idiot.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was. It was a show called Barstool Sports and they actually.

[Michael Turley]

They pull down the. The good audio from there, but they have the backup audio and that's what.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'Re hearing from there.

[Bobbo]

Oh yeah.

[Michael Turley]

It's stupid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just dumb. The controller of my entire company is a Mexican and she's pretty damn smart.

[J.D. Ryan]

Brilliant. She keeps this place going.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I could tell you that, yeah, Mexican people can be very smart lady. And you just need to stick to pouring too much head. She's not gonna.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, she's gonna be back waitressing in no time, I tell you.

[Bobbo]

Hot as f. Fired.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah, but see, when you're that good looking, you can get. When you're that good looking, you can afford to be stupid. Listen to me, I'm serious. I mean, when you're that.

[Bobbo]

I haven't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't seen this woman, but I can visualize her listening to her talk. She's just. She's a 10, right? Yeah, she's really a Florida 10. Yeah, yeah, she just. She didn't need to be smart. She didn't need to think. But she gets her. She is on the yellow brick road dog. And everybody is willing to pay her.

[J.D. Ryan]

Way though in this day and age, everybody is so butthurt about everything. I don't know that that carries you anymore because guess what? There's another hotter one just down the street.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but she's picked up too, if she wants to be. I mean, I know this gal can find a sugar daddy and be speaking.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, but she's talking about radio like a career.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but she just did that to get noticed, to be hot. So she get picked up.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think she did it because she's stupid. Honestly. It didn't sound like she was planned on her part probably.

[Michael Turley]

No, not planned, but I could see her doing a radio show maybe on like satellite or something now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Satellite? Oh yeah, broadcast. They're going to stay away from her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jack Ingram, the music guy? Yeah, my buddy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are we going to him next week? He's in Billy Bob's on Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't called him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who all wants to go? Yeah, sure, Saturday, everybody plus one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's fun.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've got his manager's email, so we'll go.

[John Clay Wolf]

His manager? Jack Ingram. Cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's got a manager. Call him. You got his number.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me call him and see.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jesus.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's probably so.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's in Billy Bob's Texas in the Fort Worth stockyards Saturday night and we're going.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was I saying about him before you mentioned that you wrecked.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, we're talking about the chick. And then we were talking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. He said the hottest girls in the world that he sees are in these small markets where he does radio work. I'm sure he said the. The interns in the. In the small markets are where the hottest ones are.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he'd be right.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'd be right. Yeah. Oh yeah. We'll see if he answers. We'll get our passes set up. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radios. The calling number in the. In the websites. Givemetheven.com. that's it. Taking it to the people. Ingram is wolf. Give me a call. We need tickets and passes to the Saturday. Yeah, next Saturday up here. I want to see you. Bye.

[Bobbo]

That crazy Amy chick is actually hot. I got some pictures.

[Michael Turley]

Are you going back to her? Pablo's obsessed with her.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, no, I mean, I just want to check out what's going on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fine. Let me grab this. Audi tt. Jacob, where are you calling from? Jacob? John? Jacob, you there? Audi tt.

[Caller]

Yeah, Good morning. I'm from Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city?

[Caller]

Portsmouth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fort Smith. I was up there three weeks ago and bought a bunch of cars from smith Chevrolet. About 120 of them to be exact. They had a hell hail damage.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a lot of that going on right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have they changed the sign there at that place to. Or do you know they just sold it?

[Caller]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it doesn't matter. Okay. 08 audi TT roadster. Is that right?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet you were surprised to hear us on the radio this morning.

[Caller]

I was. I was just cruising along in the audio, matter of fact, and I said, shoot, this thing is completely useless to me. Except it's fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, is it a. Is it a six cylinder or four cylinder?

[Caller]

It is six cylinder, 3.2.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. This is our first day on that station. Is it the keg? Is that right?

[Caller]

The what?

[John Clay Wolf]

The name. No, you're in Fort Smith, Arkansas. We're on Nash. We're on a country station up there, aren't we?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is our second week up there. Our first week. I don't remember. Is it. Okay, back to the Audi. Is it a convertible or a coupe?

[Caller]

Convertible.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Do you have the title to it?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Caller]

My bank has it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the payoff?

[Caller]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is the payoff?

[Caller]

See the payoffs. What, 15, 5 is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I'll have to pay off your payoff to get the title. And 16. It's got how many miles?

[Caller]

71,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. See this rig? I'm looking at a market report, and they're bringing 13 grand. So I'd be a. I'd be a 13, 135 buyer. If you go to give me the vin dot com. If you'll go to givemetheven dot com, stick the number in there and send us some pictures. If it's got some more options. If it's heavy, heavy loaded, I might give a little more. But we can get it out of.

[Caller]

Yeah, I mean, I've got the navigation, the baseball leather stitching.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you got the pretty one. We can get it picked up in a couple of days, and we can get you paid out of Fort Smith, Arkansas. We're in Dallas, Fort Worth, but we were regional, and I've got transportation. Regional. We can do the whole thing online and FedEx you the docs and sign them and the check and bam, bam, bam. Or pay off your bank. And, like, if we give you 13, five and your payoff's 15 grand, you're gonna need to run your bank. Either give us a check for the difference or give your bank the check for the difference so we can get a title. Thanks, man.

[Caller]

All right, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Huh? That gal was an idiot. That's awesome. I love dumb blondes. Is she blonde? She's got to be. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's Fox. Did you really have to ask? They're all blonde.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ride of the week. We'll get to that in a minute because we don't have time for it. What else? The NBA Finals. The Cavs got beat last night.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

They're done, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

They killed them night before last. I know. 30 points just smashed him. I'm like, here we go, here we go. Cleveland is cursed. That will never win anything to the final degree. Rangers and Astros. That's been interesting this week. Did you follow it?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Rangers are just. The Astros having a down year so far from. Since last year. Rangers are one of the best teams in the league, although they lost the Seattle.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when you say the league, you don't mean. I'm talking about division. You mean baseball.

[Michael Turley]

They're only behind the Chicago Cubs, who are just dominant right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Cubs are. This is insane. The Cubs have To blow it. They're like Cleveland. They cannot win. Yeah, but the Rangers are a good team. And I'm not. I know I'm in Houston on espn and I'm not trying to beat my Rangers drum, but I like the. The series between the Rangers and the Strohs. Is it.

[Michael Turley]

There's a rivalry now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's fun. I watched every game. I enjoyed every minute of it. And Strohs put up a good fight. Oh, some good baseball. And I'm not even a baseball guy, but I'm starting to become one. All right. My name is John Clay Wolf. We buy cars on the radio, as you understand. Go ahead and give us a call or just go to givemethevin.com givemetheven.com it's our website. We'll email you an offer site unseen. We will come to your house or work or wherever the hell you tell us to come, and we'll pick the deal up. Paperwork in hand, check in hand. Or you can drop at one of our drop centers. It's your call. We'll be back. Uno momento, por favor. We're going to be here till noon today. We've been going since eight now.

[Announcer]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're back. 11:30 Saturday morning. Of course we're live. We're not ever pre recorded. I had people say, oh, I figured it was pre recorded. I mean, I'll, I'll prove that you were not pre recorded. Sean, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning, John. How's North Texas?

[John Clay Wolf]

It is good. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I'm calling from Kingwood, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I see in the notes here it says kudos for hanging up on crazy Amy.

[Caller]

Yes, John. So I was gonna. I was gonna let you know that I AM A Avid ESPN radio listener. Listener. I listen to 97. 5 here in Houston. I listen to Mike and Mike in the morning, and I listen to the degenerates on the way home from work every day, always on espn on my radio. And every Saturday morning when my wife and I get up to go do our thing, I cuss at the radio when your show comes on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, you hate us that bad?

[Caller]

Yeah. I hate your show so much, it makes me so mad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller]

Let me tell you something, John. Let me tell you something, John. You just made me a fan with hanging up on that lady. And then the following segment. Kudos to you guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

That lady was nuts.

[Caller]

Dude, you just changed my whole opinion. And I. I am officially the John Wolf fan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Sean, we. We love the conversions. I feel like Joel Osteen taking one into the. Into the clubhouse. Thanks for the call. 800-800-7235.

[Bobbo]

What's he hate about us, man?

[Caller]

We're cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, just let it be.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it's cool that he stuck around. He hated it so much he had to listen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's cool. Howard Stern haters listen for 1.3 hours. No Howard Stern lovers. Howard Stern haters listen for 2.8.

[Michael Turley]

Why?

[Bobbo]

Because they want to know what.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'd love to hate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's all good. And we're no Howard Stern, by the way.

[Bobbo]

But I'll be hating, though, man. That hurts my feelings.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God, Bob, you're just such a butt hurt thing. I mean, he's a performance guy, man.

[Bobbo]

We sit here, we give and we.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give and we give.

[Bobbo]

We give some more.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got hate mail a minute ago from the Nissan Pulsar guys from earlier.

[Bobbo]

I hate your show, John.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I told him his car sucked.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, did it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's awful. Well, a 1988 Nissan Pulsar with 150,000 miles. I said I'll give nothing for it. It'll cost me more to move it than it's worth. Yeah, he knows that, so he sent me an email. I hate you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, well, I'm sorry.

[Michael Turley]

He said, you need.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hate you.

[Bobbo]

That's not right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know, I've got a two year old and a six year old and they kind of think about like that, I love you. I hate you.

[J.D. Ryan]

I love you. I hate you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hate you. I love you.

[Michael Turley]

I love you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hate you. 800-872-34. 800, 800 radio. Jerry, you've got a 01 Dodge Ram with 84. Is it nice?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a quad cab, two wheel drive or four?

[Caller]

It's a two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it's nice, it's got to be worth, you know, 3, 500.

[Caller]

Really? Yeah, I thought I'd probably be a little bit more.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want for it? We take for it. Everybody wants the moon. What we really take for it?

[Caller]

Well, really don't want to sell it right now. Just. I'm thinking about it, but I just wanted to see what it would be worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

All in the Texas, only Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listening on 104, the bear. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Travis and 06F150FX4 with 80 is it leather. Cloth.

[Caller]

It's leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have a roof for navigation?

[Caller]

It has a built in, not the factory navigation, but I put a navigation.

[John Clay Wolf]

In it is, is, is. Is 11, 000, right? 12, 000?

[Caller]

Yeah. I mean the KBB on it is somewhere, I think right around 35 or somewhere right around there.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

35,000?

[Caller]

No, no, I mean 13,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. This KBB thing, man, it is interesting. So real quick, KBB is owned by a company that markets for dealerships. KBB being Kelly blue book.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

And their numbers are dealer friendly so that they can manipulate. It's a retail based book. Right. But the dealers, the same guys that use KBB to their advantage, they don't pay that at the auction. So there's a different. Everybody's got their angle. But I work on the cash market, the auction market. What can I go buy this car for at the sale right now? I mean we buy and sell hundreds of cars a week. And we sell a lot of cars at the auction. We buy a lot of cars at the auction. And that's the, that's the real market. And there's some cars that trade over kbb. Very few, because KBB is an inflated number. Sure. But most of them are, are pretty far back.

[Caller]

And well, this, this has a. It has 80, 000 miles on it. Roughly 80, 000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I agree.

[Caller]

I had a brand new. I had a brand new Ford crate motor put in it at 36, 000.

[John Clay Wolf]

What would you take for it?

[Caller]

I don't know if that makes it. I don't, you know, I don't know. Right now I was just looking at getting pretty much a quote and seeing what, what you would give, what a dealer would give.

[John Clay Wolf]

Push it into my website, givemetheven.com and let us see some pictures and I'll send you an official letter. And remember, if I don't. I know this sounds corny, but this is just my way to validate our pricing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I don't beat a CarMax offer. So if you get, if you go to CarMax, they'll give you a written offer and you can take. Wait, where do you, where do you live? What city are you in?

[Caller]

Youngsville, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, is that near Baton Rouge? Because the only CarMax near you is in Baton Rouge.

[Caller]

Baton Rouge is about an hour and 15 minutes away. Hour and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't need to go jack around doing all that. You know, in the big major metros, there's. CarMax is all over and I need to. I need to be sensitive to some of these markets that don't have CarMax around them. But anyway, yeah, we'll buy it. We'll buy it, right? Send me the VIN and I'll. How far are you from Scott, Louisiana?

[Caller]

From Scott, not very far at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's where. That's. That's where.

[Caller]

It's a suburb of Lafayette.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. If we do a deal, I'll have you bring it over to Scott, Louisiana, right over behind Fezzos, and that's where our office is over there. And we'll write, you check and do the deal.

[Caller]

All right, Sounds Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, sir. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And speaking of South Louisiana, I do believe it. Either next week or the next week, we're picking up another market. Baton Rouge and New Orleans.

[Caller]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's like every week, new affiliates, new.

[John Clay Wolf]

Store opens up, man, I like it. It's fun. I hope. I hope we don't piss too many people off.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, they better not hate us, man, because that is not cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD what have you got in the news, sir?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, let's see here. You can run, but you cannot hide. The Lottie Belk found that out this week. She was on the beach celebrating her 55th birthday. Happy birthday, Lottie. When a umbrella, one of those ones with a pointy end, got blown up, impaled her in the chest. Killed her on the spot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. Happy, happy birthday.

[J.D. Ryan]

Happy birthday, Lonnie. I mean, just like when it's your time to go, man, even a beach umbrella can get you. Let's see here. Big Twitter. The big Twitter battle this week between Trump and Clinton.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did not hear about Donald Trump.

[J.D. Ryan]

He. He basically. He tweeted Obama just endorsed crooked Hillary. He wants four more years of Obama, but nobody else does. Hillary's account or Hillary herself. Clint just simply tweeted, delete your account. Period.

[Michael Turley]

That's funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's.

[J.D. Ryan]

Three words. The three word tweet was retweeted 100,000 times in the very first hour. Donald Trump came back 10 minutes later with, how long did it take your staff of 823 people to think that up? And where are your. Where are the 33, 000 emails that you deleted?

[Michael Turley]

That's why she said, delete it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Delete your account. Yeah. Oh, my God. Too funny. They're gonna. They're gonna go back in the world. You know, this is just gonna be. How's this gonna go down or sad or what? You know, Donald's gonna bring up Benghazi he's gonna bring up all the dead bodies in her wake. He's gonna bring up everything and she's simply gonna call him a cartoon character.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see Clinton? Clinton? Did you see Obama on Jimmy Fallon the other night?

[Michael Turley]

Yes, that was funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was interesting.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just to see a sitting president doing.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's done that before.

[Michael Turley]

No, he wasn't sitting at the time. He was running. Re running for reelection. I guess he's technically still sitting. But it was, but it was for reelection. This is one. He got nothing on the line at this point.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he's like I'm on vacation in exactly 200.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have not been following this close. And Bob, you may have a feel for this because you're up on some of this. What is the RNC's position on Donald Trump right now?

[Bobbo]

Man, it's really sketchy there, you know, now a lot of people are falling in line. Paul Ryan doesn't agree with, with anything he says, but says, you know, he'll support the party. Okay, who's Turtle guy?

[Michael Turley]

Mitch McConnell. He looks like a turtle.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he said he doesn't, he doesn't like anything Trump has done. But if he's the preeminent candidate that he'll support the party.

[John Clay Wolf]

At what point do they say that he is? Because it's, it seems like he already got the delegates.

[Bobbo]

Well, they're already saying it, John. They just, they just don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

But are they saying it, the guys that run the party?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, RNC is more or less saying that. They've said he's the preemptive candidate now. They don't like the things that he says in public and they're grooming him a bit. He just began using a teleprompter for the first time like a couple weeks ago.

[Michael Turley]

That's actually. Second time. Yeah, that, that was the first time in a big major speech that he used it because they need to control him.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's your drunk uncle.

[Michael Turley]

You know, you a. Everybody's got one dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

They've been doing that to me lately.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean it's, that's what that big wall, why we cleared it off is cuz I heart mania is going to put a teleprompter in here for me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, they don't trust you. That's funny.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, you got, you got to reign it in a little bit.

[J.D. Ryan]

So how's it going to shake out though?

[Bobbo]

It's going to be entertaining no matter what else, no matter who wins. It's going to be the most entertaining national election We've probably had since Kennedy, Nixon.

[Michael Turley]

And I guess that could be a good thing because you're going to have new voters and people are actually going to be interested in politics. And really what happens with your elected officials.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I want to grab this impala real quick. Aldo.05 impala with 46,000 miles. You there?

[Caller]

Yes, yes, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you inherit this thing or something? Why are the miles so low?

[Caller]

Yes, it was my father.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a title to it?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it in his name?

[Caller]

Yes. Is it his name?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have the. Can I make the check out to him and you still deposit it? Because I've got to buy it from the title holder. Do you have the documents to show you on it now?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I'm five grand by it.

[Caller]

Well, this car, you know, this car was home from a rapper in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

And I want to take at least 300,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want 300,000 for it?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I mean, that's.

[Bobbo]

That.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sounds reasonable.

[Michael Turley]

What's the rapper's name?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is the rapper? Was it Beyonce and Jay Z? Jay Z's family car?

[Caller]

No, it was a Pow Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pow wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pow wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, does it have any special effects on it that makes it worth more besides the fact that it's powwow stamped?

[Caller]

No, it just came with a couple of shirts with him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Will you take any less than 300,000?

[Caller]

About 250,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I'll. I'll buy it for 250,000. Go ahead and go to. Give me the VIN and put it in there and say John's gonna give me a 252,000 for this 05 Impala. And I want a. One of the T shirts. You can keep one. I'll keep the other Pow Wow shirt.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. 2000 Trust a man from Houston. 2000 Excursion 4x4 Woody. Is this thing a diesel?

[J.D. Ryan]

It was in the air today.

[Caller]

Yes, it is. It's been to the moon and back five times. Almost $5 million.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was owned by George Straight himself.

[Bobbo]

Now you got something.

[Caller]

The calls today, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where, where, where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Say itville, Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had a lot of people from Arkansas today. How do we fit? I mean, obviously this is the first time you ever heard us. What do you think so far?

[Caller]

Awesome. But I gotta tell you, I don't really understand the people.

[John Clay Wolf]

The what?

[Caller]

It's quite entertaining the people that are calling in. It's just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man, the whack jobs. Well, here's. Let me explain it. So the guy from Houston that just called in for 300 grand for his Impala. We're big smart. I'm a, I've been doing this for years in other cities and we just started in your city today. But my listeners know that I'm a big smart ass. That's, that's my shtick. I mean, we'll, we'll cut up and be non PC and be entertaining, or at least we think we are. So we get smart ass calls. And that's what that. Now that crazy lady earlier, she just nuts.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that was nuts.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that guy, we get a, we get a few of those a day. They just want to play along with the fun. So he thought that that was funny. He didn't know. It was real stupid. He didn't know. He's an idiot. Pow wow. I'll pow wow your ass. I'm not giving 250 grand for anything. But yeah, that's fine. So, I mean, if he wants to be an idiot, I'll be an idiot too, and tell him I buy it. And actually, what would be more fun is like send him a purchase order unsigned for 250,000 and let him like think about, well, I wonder if they're.

[Bobbo]

Really going to do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then take it to a lawyer. Hey, man, they, they said they'd give 250.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's just being funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. But this, this excursion, is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Well, they're limited.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You know, it's a nice rig. I mean, I'm assuming it's a nice rig. That's not high miles for a 2000 model.

[Caller]

No, it's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Does 15 grand looks.

[Caller]

It looks great. I just put a brand new set of Firestone destination twos on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is 15 grand sound right? I'm just, I'm shooting from the hip.

[Caller]

As I told the woman. I just want to know what it's worth because I'm going to be moving out of the country pretty soon. Well, maybe six months. And I'm going to be selling it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to buy it. Let's get that straight. And I want you to be my first Arkansas seller. And to be able to tell people this was ridiculous. We went to this website. I called in his radio show. The guy has somebody at my house and. Or work or wherever you say in two days with a check to buy my car. And because that's what, what you'll expect.

[Caller]

From you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I ain't taking no check. Now wait a minute. So this is a diesel. I'm looking up a market report. On this thing real quick because I want to make 15. Sounds like a lot, but these cars are in high demand because there's none of them left. And most the ones I look at have 150,000 miles. This one's got 110. Well, the highest. The highest one ever sold in the market is 12,700.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I probably need to back down a little bit to 13 grand. But will you take 13 grand for it?

[Caller]

Well, I already told you, I just want to know what it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, but I mean, now that. Now that I've explained what it's worth, I mean, if you. If you feel like you're getting proper value, Will you sell it to me when I can?

[Caller]

Yes, I would confirm that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, go, go, go confirm it. But I do want to buy it. And do y' all have a carmax up in. In Arkansas?

[Caller]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

You would know. They advertise like crazy.

[Caller]

Wait a minute. You mean car max or car mart?

[John Clay Wolf]

Carmax. I know you've got car mart because I sell cars to them. That's that note lot, right?

[Caller]

I say owned by Walmart.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't. I think their sign kind of looks like walmart, But I don't believe they're owned by walmart.

[Caller]

I think there's a partnership there of some sort. You might want to check on that. But regardless, go to my.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to my website. Go to my website. Push the vin and push the pictures. Let us know when you're. When you're gonna leave. And. And we want to buy it. That's all I know. And I. I know I'll give 13 grand right now and I'll do a little research, But I think I'm giving you all the money on it. I mean, hell, it's 17 years old, for Christ's sake. That's. That.

[Caller]

That's only by. Do you buy classic cars?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not real good with them. Unless they're. What? Give. Tell me what you got, and I can. Yes or no?

[Caller]

64 El Camino.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I like it. 64 El Camino. Send me that one, too. I'll look that one up. Some of these. Here's the truth on classic cars. If they've got four doors, they're not worth anything. If they've got two doors, they are. And it's the muscle cars. Yes, but like, my granddad left me a packard and a bubba bub. I mean, I've got one. How long we had that damn whatever? Six months. Is it studebaker or something?

[Michael Turley]

Something like something like that?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it was a 44 Buick Roadmaster.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, roadmap.

[John Clay Wolf]

It looks like something out of happy days. I gave five grand for it and I'm screwed in it. And I knew better. But yeah, I'll buy four door. I'll buy an el Camino. Send me that one too.

[Caller]

We got a 36 Pontiac 3 window coupe with 30,000 original miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now that's the one I don't know about but I can find out. So if you're. Are you gonna sell all your stuff before you move?

[Caller]

No, I'm actually gonna take those up to probably auction house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well we'll, we'll. We'll put numbers on them but thank you for tuning in and we will talk to you in a bit and I'll see you at the website. Givemetheven.com My name is John Clay Wolf. Uno momento por favor. We'll be right back.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Last segment, final lap. This party's almost over. High noon. She's done. We'll be back Saturday. Next Saturday, 9 o'. Clock. Dusty Salazar 2012 Avenger with 102 on it. Leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's a five grand rig man. Dave Brannon 05F150 with 150. Is it four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Amy Sharon Cha]

Pretty clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crew cab or two door or extended cab?

[Caller]

Crew. The half door, the extended cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Five grand. Four grand.

[Caller]

Five grand sounds good to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Say John, hit this truck at four to five grand. Here's the pictures. What's next? And we'll get right on it. Casey. Oh, the number is 800. 800 radio. Pretty easy to remember. 800 800. 723-4-2011 Tundra. Is it a two wheel drive or a four?

[Caller]

Two wheel. It's got the off road package and BRD.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it the big back door or the small back door?

[Caller]

Small back door, double cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it 13,000?

[Caller]

13,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sounds right to me. Does that sound right to you?

[Caller]

Would you go 14?

[John Clay Wolf]

I very well could. Will you go to givemetheven.com and put the VIN and the pictures in and say I'll take 14 for it. I'll make a decision.

[Caller]

Sure will.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks Joe. 14 F150 with 26. I got too many questions on this one to ask. If you don't Mind. Just go to the website, load it up and put the pictures because there's so many equipment options on this one.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir. Give. Give me the vin.com a frame 08 GMC Denali. Is it a truck? Does it have factory navigation? It's 15 grand. 08 Denali with a hundred on it. With 94,000, right? At 15,000. No, hang on. I'm a little high.

[Caller]

Yeah. 94. 94,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mid teens. 14. 15 grand, I think. 15. Give me the pictures. Go to givemetheven.com and push it. And if you'll take. If you'll take mid teens for it, I'll buy it. 14 Ram. Is it a 3500, Josh? 1500. A 14 Ram. Okay. Same thing on these trucks. There's so many equipment options. It'll take us five minutes to go through it, and I don't have the time. Do you mind going to the website and loading it up? Our website is so short. I did it so people don't get bothered because everybody hates forms, and I hate forms too. I hate lines. I want to go fast and get my information. And that's the way I built givemethe vin.com. put the VIN number in. Push two pictures off your phone, your email address, and my system. When you dump the VIN number, it'll ask you the questions. Is it a big horn or is it a lone star? Is it a. Is it leather? You know, it does have factory navigation. Just push the button. But it's all one page. It takes 45 seconds. If you got your VIN number and your pictures ready, just run there and load it up. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Just go to givemetheven.com now it's time.

[Announcer]

For the ride of the week.

[J.D. Ryan]

What you got, moms? What you driving?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the new.

[Michael Turley]

The new Lexus 2016 Lexus RC F.

[J.D. Ryan]

What does that mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie's favorite car is what it means. This is Charlie's dream car.

[Michael Turley]

It's a new. It's the coupe. So they used. They made the F with the ICE250 series, four door. Now it's a couple coup.

[John Clay Wolf]

When we were gonna do the reality TV show, we thought we were gonna get rich off of it, right? Charlie was gonna go buy this car. This was the car he wanted.

[Michael Turley]

And I would need reality TV money because it's 80 grand. But it is worth 80 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. Are you as sold as you ever were? Oh, yeah. It's.

[Michael Turley]

As soon as you get into it, in it. You start it up and it's got that rumble. Oh, yeah. As soon as you do that, then it has different sports modes. So you can go into like a track mode.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And then it's the sport mode on it. It and track. A combination. So it's tight steering and it goes you. I was literally on the highway at one point, going about 65. Little 69 Camaro coming up, trying to roll by me, and I said, wow, I hit 100 like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

No problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. Paddle shifters.

[Michael Turley]

Paddle shifters. Good interior. It's leather interior. It's tight. You know, if you're 6 5, I wouldn't recommend it, but everything else, I would buy it in a heartbeat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lexus RCS.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 80 grand. Go get you one. The final game, is it. I mean, is it tonight or tomorrow?

[Michael Turley]

No, no, it's a Monday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Monday.

[Michael Turley]

And it's going to be over then, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think they're Golden State one.

[Michael Turley]

They'll want to win it there and home and wrap it up. I mean, LeBron's not.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's.

[Michael Turley]

He's tight for some reason. He looks really tight. And now Curry's all sudden come back. He scored 37 points last week. Or no, yesterday. Last night.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Houston, if you Houston listeners, if you want a great concert, go see Boston tomorrow night at the Cynthia Woods Pavilion. Bobbo and I went last night and our hair is still blown back. Don Felder, the opening act, if you're an Eagles fan, great. If he got a vocalist to sing the songs, it'd be better. Don Henley was right when he said, don, you don't get to sing for us because Felder's just like, yeah, but Boston, dude, they were awesome. Bobbo. Agreed.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cynthia Woods Pavilion. I would go check that concert out tomorrow. It will be worth the money. J.D. ryan, appreciate your help today. Did we miss a bunch of news?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep. That's okay. We got a lot going on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you just.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, a lot of crazies.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got 53 seconds, so we don't have time for it. Arkansas, glad to be there. West Texas, the Bears, we love y'. All. Planet Radio in Lafayette and we've got some more stations in Louisiana. Fixer and Fire up and always ESPN Radio that we've been on for six or seven. God, I don't know how many years now.

[J.D. Ryan]

And all week they can go to give me the VIN.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and our podcast is available on itunes. John Clay Wolf show. You can to the bottom of give me the vin. The link is at the bottom of the Give me the VIN page also. And we will be here till 4 o' clock today, emailing offers on cars if you'd like to. If you come in after 4 o', clock, we're probably not going to get you till Monday morning. All the Sunday guys will get you Monday morning. We work a little bit on Sunday's business. Just kind of hit and miss. But giveme the vin.com we will buy your cars. We'll be right back next Saturday morning with more of this show starting at 9:00'. Clock. See you.

[Caller]

$16,000, ladies and gentlemen, after. Just let us show up, y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All. Move right over.

[Caller]

Buy you some Bibles or go back down the lane and buy you whatever you.