#503 John Clay Wolfe Show 05.03.25

Summary

Podcast Summary: The John Clay Wolfe Show Episode #503 (May 4, 2025)

Introduction

In episode #503 of The John Clay Wolfe Show, aired on May 4, 2025, host John Clay Wolfe and his vibrant crew—Pre K, Bobbo, Turley, and special guest Ted Nugent—delve into a multitude of engaging topics ranging from personal anecdotes and local events to humorous interactions and listener call-ins. The episode is a blend of lively banter, insightful discussions, and entertaining segments, all delivered with the show's signature humor and energy.

Key Discussions and Topics

1. Gigi Drummond’s Hairpiece Saga

   The show kicks off with a lighthearted yet intriguing segment about Gigi Drummond, a recurring personality on the show, who struggles with finding her hairpiece, hindering her ability to participate in the broadcast.

   • Pre K: "[02:06] But she's got... she's got like 15 of them. She named them all."
   • Turley: "[05:14] But that's not until Trump got in office."

   The crew humorously discusses the search for Gigi's missing hairpiece, suggesting fan involvement through Facebook groups like "Lost Weaves of Baton Rouge" and "Lost Weaves of Temecula, California."

2. Local Businesses and Gay Bars

   The hosts transition into a discussion about local bars, particularly focusing on "Snooki's," a gay bar in Dallas originally part of the Oak Lawn scene. They explore the dynamics of businesses being overtaken by the LGBTQ+ community and share personal connections.

   • Pre K: "[03:10] Oh, queer is a three dollar bill."
   • Bobbo: "[03:05] Was that a gay bar?"

3. Pre K’s Father-in-Law’s Deportation Issues

   Pre K shares a poignant personal story about his father-in-law, who relocated to Texas, only to leave after the Trump administration's immigration policies intensified.

   • Pre K: "[04:15] My father in law was gonna come live over here and be a text. And he got a big Texas tattoo on his arm."
   • Turley: "[05:16] And then he left."

   The conversation underscores the emotional and logistical challenges faced by immigrants amidst changing political climates.

4. Upcoming Events: Texas Rattlesnake Bike Rally

   A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to promoting the upcoming Texas Rattlesnake Bike Rally scheduled for May 15-18, 2025, in Walnut Springs, Texas. Hosts discuss the event's various attractions, including live music, motorcycle showcases, bikini contests, and unique activities like jello wrestling and beer belly pageants.

   • Pre K: "[116:24] Viperpit.com and Viper spelled with a Y, V, Y, P, E, R. Nothing like."
   • Brandon Shaw: "[117:22] We're gonna have poker playing going on."

   The rally aims to attract a diverse crowd with its mix of family-friendly activities and more adult-oriented entertainment, emphasizing safety and organization.

5. Listener Call-Ins and Car Discussions

   The show features numerous listener interactions where participants showcase their classic and collector cars. Pre K and Bobbo engage in humorous negotiations, critiquing car conditions and restoration statuses.

   • Pre K: "[29:30] So if I have somebody that's willing to give that, first of all, you need to take that."
   • Bobbo: "[44:20] It sounds like a white dude doesn't know how to handle a gun."

6. Jeopardy Segment

   Embedding interactive fun, the hosts conduct a Jeopardy-style quiz with categories like "Reading Flicks: Book to Film Adaptations" and "Three Names: Characters or Actors from Classic Shows."

   • Bobbo: "[140:15] What is the Shawshank Redemption?"
   • Pre K: "[143:14] Name three female actresses from this 90s."

   The segment fosters audience participation and adds an educational twist to the entertainment.

7. Ted Nugent’s Guest Appearance

   Special guest Ted Nugent joins the crew, discussing his upcoming performance at the Rattlesnake Roadhouse in Walnut Springs. The interaction is filled with high-energy discussions about music, cars, and upcoming events.

   • Ted Nugent: "[76:33] Rattlesnake Roadhouse, Walnut Springs."
   • Pre K: "[84:15] My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars Radio for America's best car buyer."

8. Bill Belichick’s Age Difference with Girlfriend

   A humorous yet pointed discussion arises around NFL coach Bill Belichick's significant age gap with his younger girlfriend, sparking debates about societal perceptions and personal choices.

   • Pre K: "[40:24] He’s 73. She’s 24."
   • Bobbo: "[143:25] How old was the daughter when you dated her?"

   The hosts explore themes of generational differences and the dynamics of age-diverse relationships with their characteristic humor.

Notable Quotes

• Pre K on Menopause Awareness (Advertisement):

  • "[00:00] Gigi Drummond: It's true that some things change as we get older..."

• Pre K on Event Organization:

  • "[114:09] Pre K: We are having a meeting with the boss of the Texas Rattlesnake Bike Rally, Brandon Shaw."

• Ted Nugent on Car Passion:

  • "[79:53] Ted Nugent: My middle name is Horsepower Torque."

• Bobbo on Legal Encounters:

  • "[50:58] Bobbo: Everything, all the paperwork and everything's been signed. She got a leg to stand on. Should she get a lawyer?"

Insights and Conclusions

Episode #503 exemplifies The John Clay Wolfe Show's ability to blend humor with real-life stories and community events. The hosts' dynamic interactions foster a sense of camaraderie and authenticity, engaging listeners with relatable content and entertaining debates. Promotional segments for events like the Texas Rattlesnake Bike Rally demonstrate the show's role in community building, while listener call-ins contribute to the interactive and inclusive atmosphere.

The episode also underscores the show's commitment to addressing a wide array of topics—from personal challenges and political issues to car enthusiast discussions and pop culture trivia—ensuring a comprehensive and engaging listening experience. With its blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and community focus, this episode continues to uphold the show's reputation as a vibrant and entertaining platform for diverse conversations.

Conclusion

John Clay Wolfe and his team deliver another lively and multifaceted episode, successfully balancing humor, personal stories, and community engagement. Whether it's navigating Gigi's hairstyling mishaps, promoting local events, or engaging in playful banter with guests like Ted Nugent, the show remains a staple for listeners seeking entertainment infused with genuine dialogue and spirited discussions.

Transcript

[Gigi Drummond]

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[John Clay Wolf]

The Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, America's largest weekend morning show, presented by GiveMeThe Vin.com.

[Pre K]

Hit him up now.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio and check out the [e-mail] or John Claywolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[Pre K]

Yeah, so she. Her voice didn't work for her. Hair's off. It's like a button. It's like a hooker button. Hair comes off. Quit talking.

[Bobbo]

Right?

[Turley]

Yeah. The chat room's looking for her hairpiece, too. Trying to help her out.

[Pre K]

Go to Lost Weaves of Baton Rouge. It's a Facebook where they are. Seriously, It's a Facebook group. It's one of the most hilarious Facebook groups on the Internet. Lost Weaves. She needs to go. Lost Weaves of Temecula, California.

[Bobbo]

They got them.

[Turley]

We're not kidding, folks.

[Pre K]

Seriously, she.

[Turley]

She can't get on the air because she can't find her hairpiece.

[Pre K]

But she's got. She's got like 15 of them. She named them all.

[Turley]

She said somebody took her hairpiece.

[Pre K]

Is she not at her house? Is she not her studio?

[Turley]

No, she's there.

[Pre K]

I mean, there's more than one.

[Turley]

I guess the particular one that she needs for the radio show, I mean.

[Pre K]

Just switch girls, right? I mean, go from Barbie to Shanaynay.

[Bobbo]

Do we have an audio link? Is she. Is she talking to us or.

[Pre K]

She's there. Piece search.

[Bobbo]

Oh, that's fun.

[Pre K]

Lost Weaves of Baton Rouge. I'm telling you, if you hadn't tried it. Try it. It's really good. Well, we got F1 open out in Midland. I know I haven't talked too much about that, but my buddy that is partners at the cantina.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[Pre K]

Philippe Armenta. This place called Snickers or Snooki's or not Snooki's. Snooki's was that queer bar in Dallas that you, you were so fond of in Fort Worth. Actually, he bought Snooki's too.

[Bobbo]

Was that a gay bar?

[Pre K]

Oh, queer is a three dollar bill.

[Bobbo]

I had no idea.

[Pre K]

But not in Fort Worth. In Dallas it was queer. So Snookies off of Oak Lawn was a gay bar. You know, not like a gay bar like where they have trapeze swings going through the rafters.

[Turley]

Sneaky gay.

[Pre K]

It was sneaky gay. And it was just like the gays took it over.

[Bobbo]

I don't want.

[Pre K]

It wasn't that they went out to be a gay bar.

[Bobbo]

I don't want to be telling stories out of school, but aren't there so many things just like that between the cities of Dallas and Fort Worth?

[Pre K]

I mean, I think between every metro area.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

You know, my, my, the Viking. My father in law said out here in the country that the pizza place out in Lake Whitney was gays. Like, well. And I asked a few people for validation. He they said that is incorrect. Remember that Lars is no longer with us. He left because of the Trump inauguration.

[Bobbo]

Is that right?

[Pre K]

My father in law was gonna come live over here and be a text. And he got a big Texas tattoo on his arm. You know, I'm Texan, blah, blah, blah. He was flying a Trump flag at his house Right. Now, I don't know if that was just to get in better, but after the inauguration, right before and he realized what was going on with the deportations, he just left. I haven't talked to the guy since.

[Turley]

Damn. Really?

[Pre K]

Well, I was a little. Mad is a strong word. Very disappointed.

[Bobbo]

I mean put out.

[Pre K]

So you help him pay for tickets to get over here, him and his wife. You get him a job, you buy him a house. Bought him a house.

[Turley]

He's set.

[Pre K]

So give him a car. Get her a car. Both of them cars should drive.

[Turley]

That's an American dream right there, right?

[Pre K]

Give him a job working for me with the promise and minute completely not promise. Absolute intent that he goes out on his own because I didn't want him working for me. But he was helping while he's here.

[Turley]

You getting him started.

[Pre K]

And then he left.

[Turley]

But that was not until Trump got in office.

[Pre K]

Right. He's afraid of getting deported. She might have gotten sick and she had to go back or wanted to go back. Just a lot of. A lot of drama. But right about the time I got. Got the, you know, the place built for the in laws and everything set up.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[Pre K]

I just have to laugh.

[Bobbo]

And she's a worker.

[Pre K]

Yeah. What brought all this up? Where? Why am I drifting?

[Turley]

I don't know. You went from Gigi's looking for a hairpiece to gay bars.

[Pre K]

Gay bars.

[Turley]

Which is nothing wrong with that.

[Pre K]

Right.

[Turley]

To your father in law being deported, basically.

[Pre K]

Well, we skipped a step. My buddy, my partner. And when I say partner, I don't mean partner like that. He opened a new restaurant in odessa, Texas, called F1 Bar & Grill in brewhouse. And it's huge. And we drifted because he also owns the Tavern on Hulen in Fort Worth, which. Which used to be Snookies, which used to be owned. Which was owned by the same people that owned Snookies in Dallas, which was a gay bar, which.

[Turley]

Okay, where's the hairpiece? Come in on that. Maybe.

[Pre K]

Cuz some lost weaves of oak lawn.

[Bobbo]

This is amazing. And you guys won't believe this. Okay, Where's Gigi? She's not on video. She can't find her hairpiece. Somebody took her hairpiece. And I thought to myself, and this is just a random thought, and I have a lot of them and I'm not going to share all of them with you this morning.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

But it immediately occurred to me, who took the hairpiece? Her daughter who let the dogs out. Or her son daughter playing dress up.

[Pre K]

Oh, back to. So back to Snookies. Snooki's in Dallas. I'm an SMU 1993. Right. My friend from Boston, who is very straight, by the way, Andrew Lucigian, he's my roommate. They're goofy. They're Bostoners. They don't understand Texas. So his dad. His dad sent him to Texas in college in a LeBaron convertible.

[Turley]

Oh, no, right?

[Bobbo]

It's a good car, right?

[Pre K]

It's a good car, son. It's sunny down there, boy. You're gonna enjoy it. You're gonna pick up a lot of chicks.

[Bobbo]

Everybody down there's got a truck.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

These guys in trucks in Texas, they're all a bunch of homos.

[Pre K]

So we got in the LeBaron convertible. Andrew, myself and Frank wear polo shirts. Yep.

[Turley]

Little tie over, maybe?

[Pre K]

No tie over. No, no. Let's not overdo it, prep boy. But we went out screwing around on a sunny spring day, driving Around. I didn't want to tell y'all what I was, what, what I got. It was so dumb what I got. What I got was. And then we, hey, we're thirsty and we're over there by the model airplane store. I wanted to get a. I don't even want to tell you what I got a model airplane kind of thing. But next right down the street was Snooki's. I didn't know Snooki's was a gay bar. So we roll up to Snooki's on a May sunny day in polo shirts and a drop down convertible LeBaron.

[Bobbo]

They're wearing two polo shirts. There are two collars. Remember that?

[Pre K]

Hey, big boy.

[Turley]

They saw you coming, so.

[Pre K]

So went in there and had a few drinks. Didn't realize I knew we were in the gay part of town, but I didn't know it was a gay bar. And they had really good drink specials. Were they.

[Turley]

Were they heavier drinks than normal too?

[Pre K]

The economist in me came out. Hey, I'll put up a little gay for a great deal. So when you moved back to Fort Worth and Snookies had moved to Fort Worth and you kept saying Snookies during our daily show.

[Bobbo]

Right?

[Pre K]

Because you were plugging them because you had a bar tab going on at Snookies for free plugs.

[Bobbo]

I never traded for anything in Snookies. It was my neighborhood joint. It was right around the corner from where I live.

[Pre K]

Gotcha.

[Bobbo]

I could drive home wasted and live.

[Pre K]

So this thing in Midland is the most anti gay bar in the world. It's in Odessa. It's huge. It's a brewery, a smokehouse. And we're going to go out there and do a car show in Odessa in a month so. Yeah, F1 smokehouse, not gay bar.

[Bobbo]

I can't stop thinking about it now.

[Turley]

Will it be a give me the VIN drop site?

[Pre K]

It will also be a givemetheven.com drop site. So we have an office there. And I'm going to get a Snooki's poster to put on the wall inside. And everybody say, what's that about? So I'll say, don't ask. It takes too long.

[Bobbo]

So Gigi's son, he's a strapping young man. He was good. Have you met him? Have you met any Kepler? I met the daughter.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I can't stop thinking about Tom Cruise, man. Risky Business, right? The dial a date thing, you know. Hello, this is Joel. My house is it. You know his friend Miles.

[Pre K]

But that's what you think when you.

[Bobbo]

See her knocks on the door, he.

[Pre K]

Looks like the Rock.

[Bobbo]

Hi, Joel, I'm Jackie.

[Pre K]

Oh, that's what Gigi looks like to you?

[Bobbo]

I mean, you put Gigi's son in a wig. Oh, hi, Joe.

[Pre K]

Now I, I finally. So Babo's having visions of Gigi's son dressed in drag coming over on a date. I don't know, man, that's a reach.

[Turley]

Last night, that's a reach.

[Pre K]

You remember back when you were going through the back page all the time doing weird stuff?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Pre K]

A friend of mine sent a large African prostitute to my home at 2:30 or 3:00am during my first marriage.

[Bobbo]

Oh my.

[Pre K]

It was interesting. And when I told her to shush, go away at the front door. So it's three in the morning, I go to the front door and this six foot black guy with bright red lipsticks on asking for me and my wife's like, who's that? I'm like, I don't know. But I know Chris Bass is behind this.

[Bobbo]

Hi, John, I'm Clarissa. Yeah, just never know.

[Pre K]

So when I told her, you know, she on the wrong alcohol, she wanted to argue about what? Money.

[Bobbo]

Right, of course.

[Pre K]

So I had to pay her to go away. So I have paid a prostitute in that regard. You know what, first time for everything.

[Turley]

Yeah, I guess technically, I mean, technically.

[Pre K]

Let's get technical.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Did I pay a prostitute if I paid Shanay and a at the door to go away? 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. Coming up next is the Lightning round with the cars. That's where they give me year, make, model, mile average, rough or clean. Call in now and I will do that live on the air. But more than anything, I want to know from a legal point of view, was that an unlawful act? When I paid that hooker to leave.

[Bobbo]

My doorstep, it sure looked like one.

[Pre K]

She did not clear the threshold of the homestead.

[Turley]

And you didn't call her? Your friend did.

[Pre K]

Right, but I did give her money to leave.

[Bobbo]

Good thing you didn't have undercover hanging around, man. You get deported for that.

[Pre K]

You know, my wife brought my ex wife, very ex wife, brought up everything she could come up with in the past. When we went through a child custody deal. She should have told her lawyers about that boy. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. My name is John Claywolf. Buy cars on the radio for America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com call in right now and I'll bid yours on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevent.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show, Houston, Texas.

[Pre K]

John, what's on your mind, man? I just want to let you know, you know, you say you pay her.

[Bobbo]

You pay her to leave, but I.

[Brandon]

Think you let her in the house.

[Pre K]

About 30, 45 minutes, you know what I mean? I did not. I did not. I did not. Jan, what's on your mind?

[Erica]

Yes. Hey.

[Pre K]

Hey.

[Brandon]

So, yeah, I was just letting you.

[Erica]

Know that you did not break the law by paying your hooker.

[Pre K]

What was it? My hooker? A friend gave her to me or sent her to me with, saying that I would pay her. Really? So Chris Bass. And I'm saying his name to shame him because he needs it from what he did. Go ahead.

[Erica]

Right, right. Even if he was. Even if you're gifted the hooker, you're gifted the hooker and she wanted you to pay her for services. You have to have a service rendered before you would be breaking the law, per se. You would have to negotiate a service.

[Pre K]

Like if I. Does it have to be an illegal service? Because, like, what if I said, hey, you really look the part for something funny and I'd like to take a selfie with you? Would that be a service?

[Erica]

No, not.

[Pre K]

No.

[Erica]

It would have to be a hooker type prostitute deal, hooker type behavior, a BJ or something like that for her.

[Pre K]

To actually say vj. Like a video jockey from mtv. Brian in Houston. Hey. Hey, how are you? Good. Hey, I just want to say I love your show. I've been listening for a long time. I think you've got a great product. What is in. What's a long time? Because I think we've been in Houston for 16 years. Yeah, it's a long time. Like, have you been listening that long for just a couple years. Not 16 years. Maybe like the last 10 years. That's a long time. How old are you now that we've grown together? I am 56. Yeah. Good. You're not going to die. I think. I think it's like, see, we're having a. We're having to plant a new crew of listeners because after 20 years, our upper end of the listener audience is dying off. So we're losing. We're losing listeners because they're dying. Well, with the radio in their hands and the JCW show sticker on their shirt, you've got an 18 Equinox with 96,000 miles cars worth about. Oh gosh. Do you really want to sell it or he's calling to say nice hi. No, no, I'm calling because it's been my company car and literally I've kept all the maintenance up on it and I'm just seeing, you know what, what I can do. I think it's ten. I think it's ten grand. I'd give ten grand. You are lower than Carmack. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars Radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com.

[Turley]

What have you got there?

[Bobbo]

Divine inspiration.

[John Clay Wolf]

Want more of the John Clay Wolf show? Check out the largest radio show and fastest growing [e-mail]. this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[Pre K]

You know the best thing about having hair long like this is if I.

[Bobbo]

Find a hair in my food, I.

[Pre K]

Just assume it's mine, you know what I mean? I just lift it up like this. I go, yeah, that's definitely one of mine. I don't know how I got lodged deep down in that omelette like that.

[Bobbo]

But that is good thing too or.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would have lost my appetite.

[Pre K]

But I can eat my own hair.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lets get back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call him up at 800800 radio and check out the [e-mail] yo, give me the vin.

[Pre K]

So, hello. Jerry Rohiro, hair and food restaurant, Newport. Three weeks ago with the family, checking out this place. It's been there for like 20 years, maybe 25. A buddy of mine used to rent, run it for. I don't want to say the name of the place, but it's super busy right in the heart of Newport. Fish and everything. It's named after a big private jet.

[Bobbo]

Ah, okay.

[Pre K]

It's not their fault, but little man was going through his posture or something. There was worm in there.

[Bobbo]

A worm.

[Pre K]

Ew, a worm. It happens, man, it happens. So I told the waitress, hey, I'm, I'm not bagging on you, but if you can swap this out, we'd be thankful. And they just like freaked, like cleared the whole table, came out, apologized, asked if we'd like a bottle of wine, redid the whole thing. Everything was free. So that was, you know, I was really happy about that.

[Turley]

Did you give a little man a high five?

[Pre K]

That worm in there, that worm in your pocket, Keep it handy, yo.

[Bobbo]

Lucky worm.

[Pre K]

Yeah, but it's one of those little worms, man, you know, like come out of the like come out of the acorn.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah, that's not good.

[Pre K]

I mean, none of it's good, but I mean, how do you keep that from happening? If you run into some high volume restaurant you're getting your stuff from, I don't know, Chile. Your avocados are coming from cocaine, Colombia. And there's a little worm that comes out of it, I don't know, works its way into the deal.

[Turley]

I don't know if I could have stayed there though.

[Pre K]

Really? You're that big of a. Yeah. How can you be?

[Bobbo]

It's not called Turley names. John, come on.

[Pre K]

Just.

[Bobbo]

Cuz JD's not around. John's gonna get all.

[Turley]

Yeah, I'm gonna be the one, huh?

[Pre K]

Right, let's Gay bar.

[Turley]

Look, Gigi's here.

[Pre K]

Hi, G. Finally. Hey.

[Bobbo]

Hi, G. Your hair looks delicious.

[Ted Nugent]

Thank you.

[Pre K]

You're gonna bring it up?

[Ted Nugent]

Mind it at first.

[Bobbo]

What do we call that one?

[Pre K]

Lost Weaves of Baton. Lost Weaves of Temecula, California.

[Ted Nugent]

I'll take that. I'll definitely take that.

[Bobbo]

Looks like an Olivia.

[Pre K]

So.

[Ted Nugent]

Okay, I'll take that too.

[Pre K]

If you couldn't find it and that's why you were late to work, then why didn't you just grab one of those other ones? You said you have 15 of them on your wall.

[Ted Nugent]

I couldn't. I. You know how you like to wear certain things and so this is the certain thing.

[Pre K]

Well, here at the John Clay Wolf High School, we have a tardy bell and we're going to have to send you to the vice principal because you're tardy. You can come back with a note. I like this is going down as an unexcused one on your note. What's it gonna say? Gigi couldn't find her weave and she didn't want to put on the other one.

[Ted Nugent]

Yeah, I was. I didn't want to wear my bonnet.

[Pre K]

Well, you have how many. How many headdresses do you have? Pocahontas.

[Ted Nugent]

At least five or six. But if you had seen my closet, you would know I couldn't find. And it was on the bed. It wasn't even in the closet where it's supposed to be. So. Yeah, that was a wild dream.

[Pre K]

Like some days you wake up on a Sunday and you need to do some cleaning around and you just take them all out and. And blow dry them and brush them.

[Ted Nugent]

Bathe them. Huh? Bathe them like you put them in the bathtub. Because it's easier that way because you can do more than one at a time. And you run the tub full of lukewarm water and you put in a little bit of shampoo and you. You wash them and rinse them until they. Until the water.

[Pre K]

I have a way that we can excuse your unexcused tardy. Okay, I need you to get someone to video that for like. How long are breaks during the commercial break?

[Turley]

Usually about four minutes. Five minutes.

[Pre K]

Okay, five minutes. I need five minutes of you videoing that and then send it to our video department and they can play that as the B roll between the breaks as you wash in your weaves.

[Ted Nugent]

Yeah, we'll just.

[Pre K]

Because we need some new B roll. I'm sick of seeing what's been on our YouTube channel. That's. If you go to jcwshow.com you can watch the show, but during the breaks we just run B roll. And there's nothing more entertaining than watching you watch your hair pieces.

[Bobbo]

I was thinking that could be like an only fans thing. Seriously, people might pay to watch.

[Pre K]

You know, there's a fetish around that wig washing. Let's look it up on the Internet. Hold on.

[Turley]

Oh, no.

[Pre K]

I bet you anything is a wig washing fetish. Wig Washington Fetish F E T T I S S H oh, are there any other straight males out there with a hairpiece? No, that's not the one. Wig guide and FAQs attention Wig fetish co followers. Here's a wig. A quick wash and reinstall tutorial. Washing out my number one wig for birthday due tonight. Yeah, there's a lot of information online about this.

[Turley]

I think you got something here. It's a money making opportunity.

[Erica]

Gigi.

[Ted Nugent]

I know, right?

[Pre K]

Who knew Lost Weaves of Walnut Spring.

[Turley]

The chat room's talking about for the rally in May.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Having a group of folks that are wearing Gigi's hair pieces.

[Pre K]

Do you have the name of your wig? Like the real one? Like if. If some of the show fans wanted to buy one and wear it in your honor by Becca. What? What? Becca. B E C C A.

[Ted Nugent]

You can get it on Ebony Online.

[Pre K]

Becca, you don't have to be racist about is.

[Ted Nugent]

That's the name of the store.

[Pre K]

Now I'm looking at you and I'm looking at Becca. This girl looks like Carrie Hilston. She doesn't look like Gigi, but I do see it. So Becca, the wig is what you guys need to buy.

[Ted Nugent]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

If you want to look like Gigi.

[Ted Nugent]

And you'll have fun.

[Pre K]

Crab and SoCal. What's up? Hey. Who are you picking for the Kentucky Derby today? And who's playing. Have a good basketball team in Houston. Boy, it's like. I'll tell you what. Game seven tomorrow. Houston Rockets. Who are they playing? Golden State. Golden State. Oh, good. Oh, what? I need to pick. I was a Lakers fan for the past two weeks watching the Lakes against Anthony Edwards in Kazaluca. Of course, and I'm not saying I was right, but. Oh, Turley did say they needed another big man.

[Bobbo]

Exactly.

[Pre K]

They weren't going to beat him. And Turley was right. Exactly. We've got to do. What was your other question? Crab Kentucky Derby. Pick who's playing.

[Turley]

I'll tell you who to pick.

[Pre K]

Okay. Toby. I love this bar.

[Turley]

Yeah. No, no, Toby Keith has a horse in there. He's. That was a dream of his. And so he's got a horse called Render Judgment.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[Turley]

And he's only 30 to 1 odds. But hey, you know.

[Pre K]

But if you're really, if you're one of the religious types, pick on that.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, big money.

[Pre K]

Who else is in it? I don't even know.

[Turley]

I mean, there's a lot of horses that I don't know either. But the favorite right now is Sandman. Six to one. Actually, no. Yeah, yeah. Sandman is six to one.

[Pre K]

Owned by Lars Ulrich. Enter life. Exit life. Really? Yeah. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio Florida News. No, J.D. ryan. Bobbo's gonna fill in.

[Bobbo]

And now, from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, JD Ryan. Well, nah, nah.

[Pre K]

Do it. Completely gay.

[Bobbo]

Hi, everybody, it's Jenny Ryan here. The Florida news. Sunshine State News. The sun is shining. You're so happy. Have yourself a grand teeny and listen to the scoop Florida news live from Naples. Shout out to Jackie.

[Pre K]

Gigi, love your wig.

[Bobbo]

In our first story today, a 63 year old naked man in Florida, I'm already proclaimed, was caught trying to break into a woman's home. The police call him the Birthday Suit Bandit. Isn't that cute? Here's Matthew Hunter dealing with the police while in the nude cut number seven. What's going on, bro? I just came over to talk to you.

[Turley]

You're walking around the street.

[Bobbo]

Don't have any ideas, fellas. He's married. Hunter's wife told cops that he'd been drinking heavily, probably not Crantinis. And he was taking psychiatric psych. He was taking crazy drugs. Psychiatric medication. That's so funny. And she had been asleep during the time of his arrest. Now she says that he drinks A lot. And he's gone and he's naked. He's taking psych direct medication, bless his heart. And she's asleep. She's the drinker in the house. This is my judgment right now. Get Judge Judy on my speed dial, Kevin. Get Judge Judy. In our second story today, and this is really serious, a Florida woman survived a close encounter with a bear while walking her dog. She ended up smacking the bear in the head with a bag of cookies and she was able to scare the bear away, luckily. Oh, thank God. This is Kristen Savage talking about her close encounter with the bear. Got number eight. I had remembered my mom, she lives.

[Pre K]

Right down the street, just stopped and handed me a bag of cookies out.

[Brandon]

Of her windows for my kids.

[Pre K]

And when I remembered I had them in my hand, I took the bag and I whacked the bear across the face with it.

[Gigi Drummond]

She ran to the front door and.

[Pre K]

The bear was seen walking away on her neighbor's security camera.

[Bobbo]

I don't put blame on the bear.

[Pre K]

I'm sure she was just as scared as I was.

[Bobbo]

All I say to that story is you go Carol cookie fu, slap that bear in the head with a bag of cookies. How dare you? That's my beautiful dog. And that's your Florida news.

[Pre K]

A lot of inflection on this.

[Bobbo]

I'm BJ Ryan.

[Pre K]

And I'm John Clay Wolf. And we'll be back in a minute with the John Clay Wolf show coast to coast.

[Bobbo]

Sorry dad.

[Pre K]

8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio is the call in number. You're sorry dad. You apologize to your dad.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he's down there. He's down there in north Texas saying, my God, look what they made my boy do.

[Pre K]

Be right back.

[Bobbo]

Come on, take a dance.

[Pre K]

You own enough to dance.

[Bobbo]

The night away.

[Ted Nugent]

Hey, it's Gigi from the John Clay Wolfe Show. Do you want the most money for your used car? Do you want a hassle free process? Of course you do. Give me the VIN will beat your written carmax offer or write you a check for a hundred bucks. It's that simple. Give me the VIN is a rated by the BBB and thousands of online reviews. Get an instant cash offer and the most money for your used car right [e-mail] America's best car buyer.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, the John Clay Wolf show has what you need. Hit him up 800-800-RADIO and check out the [e-mail] or john claywolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Pre K]

I've got Pam and Tony on line one with some two old cars. Pam, you there?

[Erica]

I am.

[Pre K]

Is Tony with you?

[Erica]

He is. We're sitting right here, but I'm not going to do a speaker phone because you told me not to.

[Pre K]

Thank you. I was excited when I saw Pam and you had two cars for sale because I assumed Tony had passed away. But then he added Tony to it, to Pam and Tony, and I looked down and now it makes sense why the prices are so high. Yes, Is Tony. How far away is Tony from passing away?

[Erica]

He's sitting right here with me.

[Pre K]

I know, but like, is he got a year left in him or she got 10 years left in him or 15? I mean, when's he gonna go?

[Erica]

Okay, he's 65, fixing to be 66.

[Pre K]

I mean, did he smoke?

[Erica]

Neither one of us smoke.

[Pre K]

Damn it. Did he. Does he have any bad habits? Any bad. Right. Big belly or anything?

[Erica]

No. As a matter of fact, everybody always tells both of us how fit we are. We always are running and we're always doing stuff. I've got my watch on right now about steps of 10,000.

[Pre K]

I'm never gonna get this car bought.

[Erica]

All the car. What we do is we're members of the Granberry Car club and we go to all the car shows that are around, like Stephenville, La Pan.

[Pre K]

Did you go to the one we had?

[Erica]

Yes. No, no, no, no. We visited with some friends that did. He just asked about the one they just had.

[Pre K]

No, we had family in town.

[Erica]

We had family in town. And then we've been telling everybody about you buying up Walnut Springs.

[Pre K]

Oh, good.

[Erica]

And some of his buddies won trophies there at your car show.

[Pre K]

Well, you said you make all the car shows in the area and you didn't make mine, so. Well, I'll write that down.

[Erica]

Right now we're on our way to. We're right on. We're on our way to Austin right now for a birthday party for our granddaughter. And we're just staying the day, so we're always running.

[Pre K]

Hey, Pam. Pam. We're on national radio. I got to keep it on point, keep it interesting. Granddaughter's birthdays are not interesting. To most, to you they are. And to me they would be if it was my granddaughter. Okay, you get two muscle cars and 81Z28. Let's just focus on that. 21,000 original miles. So you want. How much do you want for that?

[Erica]

I want. We have been offered for both cars, 80,000.

[Pre K]

Okay, so I think I. Is your 81Z28 a stick or an automatic?

[Erica]

It is an automatic.

[Pre K]

Okay. I think I have the best 81z28 around.

[Erica]

I doubt it. I'm serious. Mine's immaculate. And everybody that were friends with me in school and we're 61 now, they're, like, totally blown away that I've kept that car. It's always been in the garage.

[Pre K]

They haven't seen immaculate. They haven't seen mine yet. What color is yours?

[Erica]

Do you have cragger wheels on yours?

[Pre K]

No, I've got stocks, and it looks great.

[Erica]

Well, I had Craiggers. I took the Craig off, and I have them stored. And then the wheels that I have now on the Z20, what? Torque thrust is what's on it now.

[Pre K]

I've got the good factory. I forgot the whatever. But if you want 35 grand for that car and you've been offered 35 grand for that car, I'll make a deal with you. You bring the person that will give 35 grand for that car over to my place and get me 30, and I'll give you 5,000. So that's me taking 25 for mine, which I think is nicer than yours. And what that is is translation, I think your car's too high. So if you have somebody that's willing to give that, first of all, you need to take it. Second of all, if they want another one, bring them over to my place, and you and I'll make a dope deal.

[Erica]

Well, if I could send you a picture right now, I'd probably blow you in the water.

[Pre K]

But here's what you got to understand. A car can only be so nice, like when it was brand new in the showroom. That's its best moment, right? Perfect. This car is perfect. How could it be nicer than perfect? You can't be nicer than perfect. My car is perfect, and I'll take 25 grand for it. All right, we're gonna keep moving. Pam. Tony. Love you. Good luck. At the granddaughter's birthday, she used two.

[Bobbo]

Key phrases that I recognized.

[Pre K]

What was that?

[Bobbo]

PJ the first obvious one was blow you in the water. And the other one's a little more cryptic, but I like it. I like the style of it. What's her name?

[Pre K]

Pam.

[Bobbo]

Pam.

[Pre K]

Pam.

[Bobbo]

I love the way you say torque thrust. Oh, my God.

[Pre K]

Torque thrust. You know, J.D. ryan, I'm so glad that you did.

[Bobbo]

B.J.

[Pre K]

B.J. Ryan, I'm so glad that you came out. You know, you've Been JD most of the years. And now you said, I'm Caitlyn Jenner inspired you.

[Bobbo]

No, I'm JD's brother. We very different.

[Pre K]

You very what?

[Bobbo]

Very different.

[Turley]

Okay, JD's not here, obviously, but his brother is BJ. And his headphones are here, too, which. You notice that they're sitting over there. They look very lonely.

[Pre K]

Kind of creepy.

[Turley]

Yeah, they're lonely. I think he's worried, too, because you notice these new headphones I've got on?

[Pre K]

Yeah, these are.

[Turley]

These are gifts that we have for.

[Pre K]

The show from BJ Ryan.

[Turley]

No, no. Where were they from?

[Bobbo]

From Broadcast Supply Worldwide.

[Turley]

And they're very good. This. This set I'm wearing right now. This is good.

[Pre K]

They gave them to us.

[Turley]

Yes.

[Pre K]

Because we spent too much money with them.

[Turley]

I think so.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

That's one reason. Also, we're gonna write a blurb for their catalog.

[Pre K]

Was there a reason that I don't have any?

[Turley]

Well, I wanted to test it to make sure, and it's. Yes, it passes.

[Pre K]

How many did we get?

[Bobbo]

We get box of five.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[Turley]

But I think JD's headphones is worried he's gonna be replaced. I miss JD. Oh, is that JD's headphones right there?

[Bobbo]

Where's JD?

[Pre K]

He is in Oklahoma. No, he's in Minnesota at a wedding.

[Turley]

Oh, you got a little feedback there. Headphones. Hold on. It's been so long.

[Pre K]

It's been a whole week since I got to touch that sweet hair of JD's. I'll miss his hair. It is dyed, you know.

[Turley]

Is it really?

[Pre K]

But he uses a natural diet. Smells so sweet. Well, the good thing is, is the dye on his hair. If it rubs off on you, you're black also, so it'll just all. You won't be. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we're talking Little John's JD headphones. Yeah. What?

[Dennis]

What?

[Bobbo]

Okay, so we're talking to JD's headphones who are lonely because JD's gone.

[Pre K]

I miss drunk JD.

[Turley]

Oh, really?

[Pre K]

So we're talking to JD's headphones because, G, we were talking to Gigi's hairpiece earlier. Yeah, okay.

[Turley]

You missed drunk jd.

[Pre K]

We used to listen to so much Jimmy Buffett with so many hot girls.

[Turley]

Really?

[Pre K]

Back in the day, you wouldn't believe all the tale I got. Not anymore. Now he just goes downstairs and gobbles glizzies right after the show. What's a glizzy?

[Bobbo]

A hot dog. No bun.

[Turley]

Just straight mustard and dog.

[Ted Nugent]

He's a wild man, that J.D.

[Bobbo]

Ryan.

[Pre K]

I sure miss him. Are y'all replacing Me? No, no, you're. Here's the problem. If I. If I replaced you at this age, I'd get a. What do you call a lawsuit when you fire an old person? Oh.

[Turley]

Discriminate.

[Pre K]

Age discrimination.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Ted Nugent]

Yeah. Sages.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[Pre K]

So. So JD will be here forever because we let him. We wrote him past the point where. Like, where we could get rid of him for regular reasons. And now it would be an age discrimination thing.

[Bobbo]

Jd, if you're listening, you know that's not true. JD makes the show, man.

[Pre K]

So I'm gonna get to see JD again.

[Turley]

Yes, you will.

[Ted Nugent]

Oh, boy.

[Bobbo]

JD's headphones, everybody.

[Pre K]

Oh. A little feedback from 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Oh, wow. We pulled off the first hour. Yes.

[Turley]

Congratulations.

[Pre K]

Smooth.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[Pre K]

Smooth. Smooth. Hang tight, California. We enjoyed it with you. Remember, go to givemetheven.com if you'd like to sell your car. RVs, buses and bikes, classic and collector cars. GMTV CC that's givemetheven classiccollector.com. my name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars in the radio for America's best car buyer. And since I'm gone I'll see you. I can just pray Synchronous.

[Bobbo]

Well, I.

[Dennis]

Can'T help it when you fall apart.

[Bobbo]

And now, ladies, a message from your yoga pants. Hey, girl. It's me, your favorite yoga pants. You know how I know I'm your favorite? Because you haven't taken me off in eight days. Listen, I love being all up in your business. Cause we look good. But you bought me because I'm breathable. And you're suffocating me. I feel like two giant pillows are holding my face down in a murky swamp. I need to come up for air. We're approaching Ventilator Stage at this point, so. So maybe if you peel me off, let me do that Tide Pod challenge thing. And you could shower. Cause you know that rainforest you got going on down there? You could use a little rain while you're at it. Maybe clean it up a little bit. I'm pretty sure I saw a toucan the other day. You could even. You could go old school. Remember our third date with Peter? Let's go back to that. Okay. Good talk. Can't wait to go to Whole Foods again. Kisses. Love you. This has been a message from your yoga pants. And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show, starring John Clay Wolf with JD Ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ Prek Gg Drummond. Keith Richards with the world's biggest son of a bitch. And Satan, the Prince of darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[Pre K]

Keith Richards. Have you noticed that Bill Belichick's girlfriend is younger than he is?

[Bobbo]

Bill Belichick plays the drums and rolls to it, right?

[Pre K]

No, no, he used to coach the Patriots. I forgot what he's doing these days. He's like, coaching at Marshall or something.

[Bobbo]

American football phasers.

[Pre K]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

All right. Yeah, there. He's a good bloke. He's all right.

[Pre K]

He and his old lady are getting a lot of news lately because their age differential.

[Bobbo]

Is she older than him?

[Pre K]

No, she's younger.

[Bobbo]

But Good, good.

[Pre K]

Maybe 40 years. 30 years. 30 years.

[Turley]

Do you know, Mike, she's 26. He's what, 63.

[Pre K]

Pretty good jump there, dog.

[Bobbo]

40 years. You know, about 50 years ago, we released our seventh greatest hit album called 40 Licks.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Now we've got. Count me on this. I wish I had Mick with me because he knows, I think now we've got, like 12, 79 licks. And they're all good, all legendary. We're going to do another tour. Have you heard?

[Pre K]

He. Belichick. 73.

[Turley]

73.

[Pre K]

Sorry. Oh, wow.

[Bobbo]

We're gonna play another tour. Have you heard?

[Pre K]

No, no. Tell me about it. Rolling Stones, everybody.

[Bobbo]

North America only, including Canada. We're playing zoos.

[Pre K]

There's only 50 years between them. Zoos.

[Bobbo]

So you're gonna go on, mate, talk amongst yourselves.

[Pre K]

You're going on tour at the local zoos.

[Bobbo]

We're gonna play zoos.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Specifically the walrus enclosure.

[Pre K]

The walrus enclosure at the San Diego Zoo.

[Bobbo]

We've got a deal with Paul McCanny, right? From the Beatles. I won't say anything negative. Mick begged me not to say anything negative, right? Oh, Paul. Paul, I'm so happy. I'm Paul. I've had 16 wives. I'm Paul. But he's got. He's doing a book called I Was the Walrus.

[Pre K]

Okay?

[Bobbo]

Right. Have you seen the place photo? They make him a walrus. He's got tusks and everything. I think Paul. I think Paul's smoking a little too much dope these days. Until he said, everybody's playing with Paul McCarthy. You see him with Neil Young. Paul was so happy to be on stage with Neil Young. He's beaming. He's beaming. He almost swallowed Neil Young's harmonica whole. He scares me. But he's got the book coming, right? So we're going to make an album called Paul's Walrus. And he's playing on at least four of the tracks with us. And he co wrote a song. You remember John Lennon? Give peace a chance, right?

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Give piece of character. So Paul wrote a song called Give Yoko a Chance.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Performed by you ready?

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

The Rolling Stones. This would never had happened if Charlie hadn't died.

[Pre K]

Did you know that Ted Nugent's coming on the show today?

[Bobbo]

Oh, right.

[Pre K]

Do you have strong opinions of Ted Nugent?

[Bobbo]

Ted Nugent still owes me $2,000. Oh, no.

[Pre K]

What was that for?

[Bobbo]

For a hollow body fingerless pole. It was broken.

[Pre K]

Yeah, right.

[Bobbo]

But it used to belong to Buddy Guy and it's a lot of guitar people. We switched around a lot. Right. So you know, I don't ever bug him about. I haven't seen Ted in years.

[Pre K]

What time is Ted coming? Do we know?

[Turley]

10:00.

[Pre K]

10:00. Okay. Central. Well, good.

[Bobbo]

He's a great bloke. Have you ever, have you ever sat with Ted and talked for a while?

[Pre K]

It's very, you know, you just better sit and get your tea and let him go.

[Bobbo]

He's quite intense.

[Pre K]

There's nothing. There's not much room for two voices in a Ted n conversation.

[Bobbo]

Quite intense. Bit of walrus Ted, as Paul would say, I think Walrus John.

[Pre K]

CL800 800 7234. Thank you, Keith.

[Bobbo]

Rock and roll.

[Pre K]

Rock and roll. Roll. Rock and roll. Kansas City. I want to make sure that we're on in Kansas City right now. Please call with an air check. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And make sure that we were having some affiliate problems in Kansas City. And I want to make sure that it is airing right now. And I don't want to check it the way I did last time because that the time I checked Kansas City the first day we were on, I was told you're not on in Kansas City. So I put the number out there a few times. We got no calls from Kansas City. It's our first day in Kansas City. And then I think you were calling the CBS affiliate and said, hey, dude, it's off. He said, no, it's on. And everybody's. It's off, it's on, it's on. It's off. I said, I can prove it. So I got in the air and started talking smack about their morning guy. Yeah, and he's very popular. Johnny Dare. God, he's not on. Right. And. And then I started talking smack about Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs just for fun because I am actually A Chiefs fan. Because I was like, if they're on, if we're on in Kansas City right now, they're going to call screaming. Nobody called.

[Bobbo]

One hour later.

[Pre K]

One hour later, the world started melting down because the guy in the engineering department in Kansas City had us on an hour delay. So he replayed all that smack talk. And we got canceled from Kansas City the first day that we got on.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Ted Nugent]

Oh, man.

[Pre K]

Literally. And all afternoon I had to deal with this the Pig Vomit guy. And he was actually in San Antonio that runs the network. And he was screaming at me, what a moron. What a moron you are. I can't believe you did this. I don't know what the hell you're thinking. I was like, if you, you idiots are the ones that replayed it, why did you replay it? Why did you have a set up on an hour delay? And I said, I'll call Johnny Dare. I'll apologize. Patrick Mahomes, coaches good friend of mine, I'll apologize to him. It's not a problem.

[Brandon]

We're getting canceled by the Chiefs.

[Pre K]

What the hell have you done? I mean, it was. It was very a Pig Vomit moment. Then Pig Vomit's wife asked him, who are you talking to like that? Because they were at home, it was a Saturday afternoon. He said, this new radio guy, John Clay Wolf, he's an idiot. So do you know that that guy is your brother in law's one of his best friends. And do you know that I knew him very well in college and he's a great guy. And Pig Vomit called me back and apologized.

[Bobbo]

Oh, okay.

[Pre K]

And that was how we started Kansas City. Just put it on hold.

[Bobbo]

Pre K. My friend Driscoll lives up there and he says they love us in Kansas City.

[Pre K]

No, I'm not saying they didn't just put Pre K. Put them on hold. Jesus. Brittany, what's up? Hello.

[Bobbo]

How are you?

[Pre K]

I'm good. Are we on in Kansas City? We are on Kansas City. Oh, good.

[Bobbo]

You better be good.

[Pre K]

Do you miss Johnny Dare?

[Bobbo]

Hello?

[Pre K]

Brittany, are you there? Do you miss Johnny Dare? Because I know that Johnny.

[Brandon]

I'm there.

[Pre K]

Do you miss your old morning man, Johnny Dare? That's not on the air up there anymore. I. I do, I do. I do too. He was one of the last great shock jock morning men in the United States. Yeah, he was pretty awesome. That's too bad. Well, thank you for tuning in. I hope we scratch the itch that you have that he left even though we're only on on Saturday mornings. Yeah, I. I love Listening to you on Saturdays. I still have to work, so. I'm not suggesting you have lice or, or anything like that. As far as the itch and the scratch stuff, I was, I was just. Don't get mad at me, everybody. I always screw up when it comes to Kansas City. Pre K. Put them on hold. Okay. Dorian, Pittsburgh, are we on up there? Yes. All right. How's the. How's, How's Rick the. How's the strip club? There was a dot. We experienced a down burst straight line twister a few days ago. And the clubs are intact and my phone's intact.

[Bobbo]

I'm down here in the rocks.

[Pre K]

What's the rocks? McKees Rocks. It's a suburb eight miles from the. Eight miles from downtown Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh. McKee's Rocks. Gotcha. All right, we gotta get a break. WDVE, good morning to you, Dallas, Texas. Good morning to you, Orlando, West Palm, all the Carolinas, Washington D.C. on Big 100. Good morning to you. I don't think we've joined Colorado yet. Or have we? No, yeah, I think we have the Fox. Denver. Hey, we'll join LA in an hour. Too many cities to go through. All of Texas, Oklahoma, the hard ass Oklahomans, Boomer, Sooner, Oklahomans. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars on the radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevit.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[Pre K]

I forgot to put the shout out that this was the lightning round. Whoops. Where I bid people's cars online for givemetheven.com what do you have instead? Joel and Marilyn, you can tell us a car horror story. So my sister in law went to training Alexis and they took the trade in, inspected it, did everything, gave her a price for the Lexus. So she, she's buying this new car, all the paperwork gets signed, everything's a done deal.

[Bobbo]

She goes out to get in the.

[Pre K]

New car and she asks where the plates are. The guy goes back in to the.

[Bobbo]

Dealer to get the plates and then.

[Pre K]

Comes back out and says they misread the mileage on the trade in and.

[Bobbo]

They want to add $7,000 to the.

[Pre K]

Price of the car. I bet they were telling the truth.

[Bobbo]

Everything, all the paperwork and everything's been signed. She got a leg to stand on. Should she get a lawyer?

[Pre K]

Yeah, I mean they. That they screwed up I mean, if the paper. Did she take delivery of the new car? No.

[Bobbo]

It's in the lot.

[Pre K]

Okay, so wait, let me. Let me get something straight. She's there doing the deal, signs the docs. When she left that moment, what car did she drive home?

[Bobbo]

She drove home to trade in because they wouldn't put the new place on the new car.

[Pre K]

I don't think the deal's done. If she took the new car home, I think the deal's done. If she didn't take the new car home, I don't think the deal's done from a legal viewpoint. Okay, the. The proverbial hadn't hit the curb yet. Maybe. I mean, if you. If you lawyer up, they're gonna. They're gonna buckle. Is it a Lexus dealership?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[Pre K]

Oh, they can't take that heat, dude. Those guys, they're very into customer surveys and doing the right thing. And all those Lexus stores have way too much money. That's like the best franchise to own in the world. So all you have to do. Just tell her to go up there and act crazy on the showroom floor. Is your sister. Have you ever seen her act crazy? Okay. Okay. If she can do that, she needs to go up there and throw a big old fit, and I'll shut her up and tell her. Yeah. Oh, she's not gonna be crazy. Say, remember, just give her some examples in the past like with boyfriends and stuff when y'all were younger, when she acted crazy. Tell her to get in that state of mind and they'll buckle. They'll buckle quick. Now, if it was, you know, Alibaba's used cars. Yeah. Then that's different. They'll get crazy back.

[Brandon]

Right?

[Pre K]

They can get crazier than she can.

[Bobbo]

Yes, they will.

[Pre K]

But the Lexus store is going to buckle. There is no. They do not want that heat. I'm going to get on Facebook and I'm going to get on YouTube and I'm going to call the news that. Ah, here you go, lady. Here's your key. Shut up. Because she is right. They screwed up. They literally had her transfer her insurance to her straight in car to. Right. She's good. I mean, what. That happens with us when we're buying people's cars. And unfortunately, a lot of times it's because they're trying to be sneaky in. In. There's been moments when it's just not worth the heat. Just. We'll just buy it, even though they lied to us. Because I don't want. Yeah, I just Rather move on and go on. I mean, if it's gonna be like some ten thousand dollar deal, yeah, we'll argue. But if it's gonna be a thousand or two, we're not gonna argue. And I'm not trying to promote people to try to screw. Drew, give me the vin, please.

[Turley]

No.

[Pre K]

Please? No. Because we will argue. But. But we're not. If we take it that far and screw up that bad. That's why we. Get a photo of the odometer. Send us a picture of your odometer. Well, I don't want to do all this work. I mean, I thought y'all said this was going to be easy. What's pretty easy? Pull your phone out of your pocket and take a picture of the dash with the key on. Okay. And then we can read the mileage and then we know and it avoids that. And that's what they should have done. So they need to learn how to get a process when they're doing sight unseen trade ins. Get a picture of the odometer. It'll answer a lot of questions. And pull a carfax and auto check. It'll show it too. Okay. Thank you. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars on the radio for America's best car buyer. GiveMeTheven.com go to GiveMeTheven.com right now to sell your car today. And if you have a written carmax offer and we don't beat [e-mail] a current one, we'll send you a check for 100 just for the opportunity. Be right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting coast to coast, this is the John Clay Wolf show. Hit up the website for podcasts, merch and how to contact the crew. Oh, and while you're giving him the finger, give him the vin. The John Clay Wolf show. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[Pre K]

Was this a radio song? I just tripped across it about a year ago and fell in love with it.

[Bobbo]

Man, I feel like I may have heard it on the zoo way long ago.

[Turley]

What is it for those that don't.

[Pre K]

Know, Cry for the bad man, Lynyrd Skynyrd. This reminds me of you and I going driving that sunset booze cruise the other night. All right, we. I bought a Chevelle A68 Restomod, pale yellow LS, three coilovers, the works. I mean, full Dakota dash, push button transmission. This is a built, built, built car. Listen to this song. But we were running down the road about a hundred. Sun was setting in this car through the hill country. I felt like it Was in a movie.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Turley]

System's good.

[Pre K]

Sounds hanging great.

[Bobbo]

Sun's hanging in the sky like a big old yellow ball. Beautiful, man.

[Pre K]

I didn't get a picture of it. Did you?

[Bobbo]

No.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I don't get pictures of anything. I'm sorry, man, but I got it. Well, right here in my.

[Pre K]

Every once in a while, you got to take grandpa out for a drive. He was hanging his head out the. At the window like a golden retriever.

[Ted Nugent]

Oh, he is so happy.

[Bobbo]

Like a dog.

[Turley]

There is something about what you're talking about just jamming in your car. That's one song. Oh, yeah.

[Pre K]

Especially like on a touring road.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

In the sun setting. It's, it's, it's. Can you hear that din rumbling underneath you that you can't get out of a Tesla?

[Turley]

I do miss my little C10. That's what I would do that some once in a while, just crank it up because I had a kick ass sound system. Speakers loud and just.

[Pre K]

And just go take a farm road and just cruise in the evening.

[Bobbo]

This one's got. You know how when. When they rest. Omar. Something like that. And they do the interior especially, they always go too far. It's always just too far. This one's so tastefully done. Have you seen it?

[Turley]

I saw it parked out in front of the canteen. I was like, oh, damn, that's nice.

[Pre K]

Yeah, that's it.

[Bobbo]

Plain strip down the middle of the console up to the audio system, which is totally, totally modified, totally modern.

[Pre K]

Great air conditioning, Bluetooth, everything.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it blows cold from second one.

[Turley]

Doesn't sound like this one's going to be sold for a while then.

[Pre K]

See, Turley's learning things. The guys were coming out to do some inspections on cars. I said, hey, just don't even ask me about this car for six months. It's off limits. This one's mine. You know, they're like, do it. You know. Which ones do you keep? I keep the ones I love. And that. This. Yeah, I sold that damn Impala finally. That one that I guess I paid too much. The 200 grander, the Big Red 59 Impala Restomon.

[Turley]

It was really cool.

[Pre K]

Oh, it was incredible. But I was like, I just need to buy one of these cars. I'm learning these old cars and I. You just got to get into them, you know, waist deep and figure it out. And I gave it to a friend of mine. I paid too much for the right car, right. Gave it to a friend of mine. I said, here, you just put it on your retail thing. And we'll split it because I knew it wasn't going to work in our auction lane. No way. It took 10 months. 10 months to make.

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[Pre K]

Sold it for 215. I gave 200 and shipped it from North Carolina. That's not very good. I mean, just the interest on 200 grand for 10 months is like 13 grand. So.

[Turley]

But you got out. That's okay.

[Pre K]

That's fine. But I learned something. I'm learning something. I'm learning something. You get into that super high dollar crap and every single thing's got to be right. That car had one little thing that kind of was, and it changes it. 20, 30,000.

[Turley]

What was that?

[Pre K]

I don't even want to talk about it. Oh, the color of the top.

[Turley]

Really?

[Pre K]

Yep. Huh. There's a red car with red top. And everybody's like, I just wish it was black or tan, you know, white maybe, whatever.

[Turley]

But just. It's too much red.

[Pre K]

Just too much red. So these color palettes, these things that y'all hear me bitching about on air with people are like, what are you talking about? Why are you being such a jerk? Because when I go to sell it, this is what I run into. Because you're a jerk. The people that buy them, absolute jerks. Crazy picky. If they're gonna spend a quarter million dollars on their dream car, it has to be absolutely what they want. So did it go redo the top? You know it's gonna cost 10,000. Like, ah, let's just punch. Love the car. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4, 800, 800 radio. Did you. Does your wife ever have a problem ordering food and then messing up the order? She works in the service industry, so, I mean, not like that, but. I mean, she works in the service industry at the. At the massage parlor. I mean, not like that. I mean, she works in the service industry.

[Turley]

She manages a spot.

[Pre K]

She manages a fancy spot at the Omni. Yeah, like in the flyer around the country. Because she's so good at it.

[Ted Nugent]

Correct.

[Pre K]

I was trying to clean up what I was saying.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[Pre K]

I was making it worse. I'm sorry. But does she ever mess up orders? Like, no.

[Turley]

And she gets really mad when it is messed up, Right? Really mad.

[Pre K]

My wife does, too. She's really losing her temper on this. And I'm just wondering if it's her delivery mechanism of the order or. Because it doesn't happen to me, but it keeps happening to her. Like, the other day we got back, she went to Olive Garden. The bread sticks. We've got a bunch of boys, everybody eats too much and had this big old bag, right? She goes to Olive Garden, gets this huge order to bring home to everybody. 24 breadsticks. There's no breadsticks. And she finally called. She's like, you know what? I'm tired of this. I'm just tired of this. So she calls the guy. She didn't go full Karen on him, but I was a little proud of her, to tell you the truth. She's like, no, dude, we're sitting here at dinner and this has ruined our thing. You know, this was not cheap. Why didn't you put the breads. Why don't y'all check the bag against the receipt before it goes out? Is there a process? Like, that guy comped the whole thing, which I was not expecting. She, like. She did good.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Yeah. But it just. I just didn't know if women have more problem with. With messed up orders than men. Gigi, do you think it's a woman thing or do you think it's just a. What do you think it is?

[Ted Nugent]

I think it's just a people thing, but slightly more women. I get horribly angry when they mess up my order. My order. So, yeah.

[Pre K]

How often is that? When's the last time it happened?

[Ted Nugent]

The last time it happened was about a month ago.

[Pre K]

What'd you do wrong?

[Ted Nugent]

I didn't do nothing wrong. I said I wanted my steak medium rare, okay. And they gave me this little piece of shoe leather. Like, really, you know?

[Pre K]

Where were you? Let's call him out.

[Ted Nugent]

I was at Richie's?

[Pre K]

I don't know.

[Ted Nugent]

But it's also my favorite place.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[Ted Nugent]

So. Okay. It's also my favorite place.

[Pre K]

Have you been back to that soul Foods shack that you and I went to a few years ago?

[Ted Nugent]

No. We should go again.

[Pre K]

It's a long drive.

[Ted Nugent]

It's worth it, though. Don't you think so?

[Pre K]

Well, you know, I have to drive an hour and a half from LA to Temecula, and then I pick you up, and then we drive another hour and a half to Palm Springs, and then I've got to do that in reverse. And that's a hell of a drive.

[Ted Nugent]

Yeah. In a nice car, too.

[Pre K]

It wasn't a nice car.

[Ted Nugent]

That's why we need to do it.

[Pre K]

Again until we stunk it all up with chitlins.

[Ted Nugent]

They didn't smell that bad.

[Pre K]

I know. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars Radio. For America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com and remember Gordon Boswell flowers. If you go to jcwshow.com, click the Gordon Boswell flower link. If you're wanting to send some flowers to loved ones or people that you hate that you're trying to make like you, go to Gordon Boswell Flowers around the corner or across the country. They are by far the best flowery delivery. Flowery flower delivery service I've ever seen. And that's why I. I almost said promote them. That's not the right. Endorse them. Endorse them. Yeah. I need to actually do a video with their flowers and to show what I'm talking about from the office. We should get. We should get DJ BJ Ryan to do it. BJ Ryan, would you mind doing a flower video?

[Bobbo]

I love flowers.

[Pre K]

I know. And there's no better flowers than Gordon Boswell flowers.

[Bobbo]

It depends on what kind of flowers because I don't like Venus fly traps because it grossed me out.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Hey, Bugs, did you know, have you heard of the Venus fly trap? There's a new one called a Jupiter fly trap, and it eats fishes. Oh, God. We're gonna clean this up and come back a lot more shiny and beautiful on the John Clay Walsh Show. Don't go away.

[Pre K]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're back. We're back to the John Clay Wolf show taking over your radio every Saturday morning. Hit him up 800-800-RADIO. And check out the [e-mail] or john claywolf.com now.

[Pre K]

John Clay Wolf, Kentucky Derby Saturday. Is it time for WIBLO it is time for Wiblo. Wiblo. Wiblo. You know, Wiblo is gg. You know what wiblo is?

[Ted Nugent]

What is that?

[Pre K]

White, black, Latina or other Latino? Oregon. Yep. Pre K. Wiblo. Wiblo.

[Bobbo]

What up?

[Turley]

What up, DJ Pre K? It's everybody now about to witness the.

[Pre K]

Strength of street knowledge.

[Turley]

It's everybody's favorite time. I'ma read a crime story and y'all just tell me what the vibe is. Okay, this week our suspect was having a night at the movies. Our boy was minding his business, putting some butter up on his popcorn. But when he reached in his pocket to grab his bunch of crunch, he popped, let a shot off and put a bullet in his own leg. If anybody's familiar with the movie eight Mile, we call it cheddarbobbing yourself. Of course, guns aren't allowed in movie theaters. So our boy was taken in by San Antonio police and charged with a felony due to Cinemark now serving alcohol. But what y'all think he was white, black, Latino or other Hispanic?

[Pre K]

San Antonio, that's.

[Bobbo]

I mean, I'm San Antonio.

[Pre K]

I'm just hitting on the San Antonio thing. Yeah, Latino is me.

[Turley]

It sounds like a white dude doesn't know how to handle a gun. Oh, yeah, Remember that story last week, John, talking about somebody just maybe been drinking a little bit too much? I was a white dude, right?

[Pre K]

Yep, yep, yep. And his girlfriend with the. His wife with the harmonicas he had.

[Turley]

In his pocket and he just fumbling around probably and popping.

[Pre K]

Yeah, A pasty white boy.

[Turley]

Yes.

[Pre K]

Can't handle a gun.

[Bobbo]

Who goes to movies anymore?

[Pre K]

This is.

[Turley]

Oh, good point.

[Bobbo]

Okay, that's a question. Here's a quick addendum. Who goes to movies in San Antonio anymore?

[Ted Nugent]

Black people.

[Bobbo]

That's right.

[Ted Nugent]

So it's a black person.

[Bobbo]

That's right.

[Pre K]

Why is she so low?

[Turley]

She's got to eat them up.

[Ted Nugent]

It's a black person.

[Pre K]

Okay. And she is a black lady and she knows black people.

[Ted Nugent]

That's right.

[Pre K]

What's a Lucy?

[Ted Nugent]

A loose cigarette.

[Pre K]

Yep. Bingo.

[Ted Nugent]

Oh, I didn't even know I knew.

[Pre K]

It, but I did.

[Ted Nugent]

See, that's right.

[Turley]

You just tested her.

[Pre K]

I was just testing her. Dave Chappelle used to do a bit. What's a Lucy? I don't know. Okay, so we got two black, one Latino and one white.

[Turley]

Okay, okay, we got it. We got it spread across the board. I guess the question also is whiskey, cognac or tequila, but 22 year old Maximus Iris some kind of Latino.

[Pre K]

So we Got to give it up.

[Brandon]

For tequila this time.

[Turley]

Congratulations, John.

[Pre K]

Thank you. Thank you. Shout out to San Antonio.

[Bobbo]

Viva San Antonio.

[Turley]

So, right on.

[Pre K]

That Ted Nugent, I think, is coming on in about 15 minutes. Go to Mail from jail. Johnny Cash. Good morning. We've got a lot of mail in our PO Box last week. I brought you. There's one guy that just. Did I not give it to you?

[Bobbo]

I haven't seen any.

[Pre K]

Oh, that's okay.

[Bobbo]

It doesn't mean. It doesn't.

[Pre K]

Well, here it is. I've got a. I've got a whole bag full.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Yeah, there they are.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah. Here you go, Johnny.

[Bobbo]

Confetti me, Daddy.

[Pre K]

There's a bunch of mail from jail.

[Bobbo]

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. John. This week's Mail from Jail entry reads. Hey, guys, I love the show, but I wanted to write this letter specifically to the breathtaking talent you have named GG Ever since I heard your sweet, silky voice, I've been ensnared. It's like butter on a roll when you come through my radio, baby and I want to get to know you My name is Blair Jackson. I'm 41 years old. I'm black, officially spooked, and Puerto Rican, and I'm originally from Detroit. I'm eligible for parole in 2036, and I'd love for my first date to be with you. Every time I hear your voice, I float away from this place. Lovely lady like you needs a strong man to get her right. And I can be exactly what you need and more. I'm shooting this message in the lustful dark.

[Ted Nugent]

The lustful dark.

[Bobbo]

But I hope you'll write back to me. I know getting cozy with a convicted felon can be scary, but I promise to take care of you and give you everything you deserve. I've heard the love of men who commit crimes is called hybristophilia, so I'm hoping you might suffer from a slight case of that smiley emoji you've ironically.

[Pre K]

Johnny Cash. She does.

[Bobbo]

I want to be your best bad boy, so if you feel my love, send me some pictures.

[Pre K]

Oh, here we go.

[Ted Nugent]

No, thank you.

[Bobbo]

Blair Jackson, Federal Correctional Institution, Cumberland, Maryland.

[Pre K]

Gigi, didn't you have a prisoner boyfriend for a while when you were young?

[Ted Nugent]

He wasn't quite my boyfriend, but he just kind of thought he was. Okay, okay. He just kind of thought he was. I was just being nice because we went to the federal prison with Dr. Morrison, and he got a message to her saying he wanted. He wanted to get to know me. So it Was great, You know what I mean? I would send him a little Christmas boot and stuff like that. And then the fool got out.

[Pre K]

Oh, and then what?

[Ted Nugent]

Like, wait a minute. He was trying to find me.

[Pre K]

Oh.

[Ted Nugent]

So. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Well, this one's got a fresh until date until 2036, so you're safe for a while. And hey, partner, if you've got mail from jail, just send it on down the line to us here at p. O. Box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. The zip code is 76147. The lustful dark.

[Pre K]

The lustful dark. What's the most time you ever spent in a can, Bob?

[Bobbo]

Personally? Yeah, I did, like, four days once.

[Pre K]

What for?

[Bobbo]

Traffic citation.

[Pre K]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Kind of, yeah.

[Pre K]

Like trafficking or traffic trafficking. Why didn't you said you had a little weed business back in the 80s?

[Bobbo]

I know. I've never said anything like that.

[Pre K]

And then I'm thinking of the other bobbo that sits across from me every Saturday morning for the past 15 years.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, you're thinking of Robbie Brown.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he lives around the corner on pecan street. Still does. My copper friends, I had. I pled guilty to a DUI.

[Pre K]

Ouch.

[Bobbo]

In 1994. New Year's Eve. 95. 94. 95, New Year's Eve. And wasn't guilty. Pass the field. Sobriety. They took us for a breathalyzer. Breathalyzer machine was broken. Took us to the hospital. Now, remember, this is New Year's Eve 94. So they took it to the hospital and wanted a blood test. And I said, I am not gonna die of aids because I got a blood test at midnight in clay county. Just put me in jail, okay? So they did. They put me and my. My partner Rodney in jail, rest in peace. And we bonded out the next day. So we went to plead not guilty. They had footage of the sobriety test and everything. And every six months, they summoned my attorney, Stephen m. Williams, the famous Stephen m. Williams, and myself to clay county to let them know if we were prepared to make a plea. And we said yes. Then they said, okay, Go away. This went on for five years. So, like, the year 2000. I know, because the year that my son was born. And so my attorney finally said, you know, I've got this down to, like, nothing on your record and no charge, and you're gonna have to be on probation for a year. But guy's real nice here in clay county. You just call him up and it's fine. So my last month of that, a year later, I had the Check to pay him in my pocket. He called and said, I'm going on vacation. Don't worry about it. Nobody's, you know, it's cool. I'll be back next week. You can bring the check. Don't send it in the mail. You bring it down here Monday, I'll be back. Okay. That Saturday morning, my wife's at work and I hear knock on the door. There was an officer with city pd. The town where I lived, it had a real deal for me because I guess he's a cocky guy too. And took me to city where I was picked up by a county officer from Wichita Falls. Went back to county, sat there. Well, they no bonded me because they called it violation of my probation. So they took me to the annex where I sat for three days until a friend's son who worked for Clay county saw my name on a deal, came and got me and said, come with me. So they took me down there, took me to the judge and I'm out. Four days. Four days.

[Pre K]

Remind me, never ever ask him an open ended question like that again.

[Bobbo]

Well, you wanted to know, now you know.

[Pre K]

Oh, quiz. After this, we have a pop quiz on Bob O's arrest story. The details. It's been a year since Washabaugh died. My buddy Washable in a Zwi a DWI is what killed him. He gets pulled over. She's like Mexican food. So he does a whip. So he gets his gal Mexican food and boom. Cop lights pull him over. He's working his way out of the DWI and they ask how much has he had to drink? And they're giving him a hard time and she yells, no, no, no. He has these pills. He takes these pills and it takes the alcohol off. He can drink if he's taking the pills. And he. Right then he just put his hands forward and said, arrest me. Because they got the pills and they weren't the pills that you need to be driving. But they cracked so hard on him that he had to take a test every day. He had to go stone cold sober. So he didn't drink for a year. And the second he got off, he started drinking. He went on a bender and died. He was out here, actually. I don't know if y'all remember that. He didn't die out here, but he went on the bender his first day, you know, off of the. When he was free, he came out here and went on a bender.

[Turley]

Didn't he flip One of the ATVs?

[Pre K]

Yeah, he did flip one of the ATVs every time on the trail, that 10 mile loop. I go through wash and I just see his goofy ass upside down on the atv. There's a ghost of him up there in the woods. Washab's corner.

[Bobbo]

Nobody was more shocked than me. If you're listening kids, good advice. When you do that recovery bender, you do it sitting down.

[Pre K]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars, the radio for America's best car buyer. Givethevin.com.

[Bobbo]

The John Clay Wolf show is heard every week on great show stations like 93.7 KLBJ, the Rock of Austin and Fayetteville's WRCQ Rock 103, Carolina's rock station. Catch the nation's fastest growing podcast and live video [e-mail] and we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show right after this.

[Pre K]

3, 2, 1. We're live.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[Pre K]

You know you're not far from me. Are you in China Spring?

[Dennis]

I'm in China Spring, yes. I bring the spring to the China Spring.

[Pre K]

I think you're about 30 or 40 minute drive from us.

[Dennis]

Yeah, make it 10 in the Hellcat.

[Pre K]

We are so. So I built a studio on a ranch like you have. I have a ranch and I got a man cave.

[Dennis]

Cuckoos. Now this is the arsenal of democracy. There's all truth, logic and common sense springs forth without anybody trying to stop me. Isn't it beautiful? You know, I didn't invent the middle finger John Clay, but I'm willing to share because I perfected it at the age of eight.

[Pre K]

Ted Nugent is playing the Rattlesnake Roadhouse tonight in Walnut Springs. Awesome. And we are going to be there and hope you come too. We have some general admission tickets left, but everything else is sold out. It'll be a blast. So, Uncle Ted, Walnut Springs, Texas.

[Dennis]

Now I gotta tell you, John Clay, bring your, bring your dancing shoes and some kevlar pantyhose. Wrap that kevlar pantyhose around your head so Uncle Ted does not destroy your skeletal composition.

[Pre K]

Right across the street from the rattlesnake from the venue there is a place called W6 Saloon that is a private saloon. That is incredible. It's a green room for the artist and there's four hotel rooms in there and there's a private saloon and all this stuff. And Laura told me that you didn't want it, you refused it. You wanted a travel trailer instead.

[Dennis]

Yeah, you know, I'm a demanding son of a bitch. I've been doing this a long time. I drove through a triple monsoon deluge yesterday to go down to Katie, Texas. No, I need a place right next to the stage. Because unlike country artists who kind of lolly gag, just kind of lolly gag and they drink beer and they lola gag and they turn down the guitar, you know, all that horrible, sinful stuff. So I like to be right next to the stage. Because when I'm locked and ready to rock the Glock around the clock, Dr. Spock, I like to kill the whole flock. So me and my boys like to be right there where we can charge the sage. We play the Rolling Stone street fighting man. The Rolling Stones street fighting man. You know, those guys have never fought in the street.

[Pre K]

I would love to hear that lick. If you still have your guitar plugged in.

[Dennis]

Yeah. Rattlesnake Roadhouse, Walnut Springs. I'm doing a bunch of Ted Nugent speakeasies where it's old school roustabout, unbelievable soul music. John Coots on drums, Johnny Big on bass, guitar and vocals. Calvin Ross from Lone Star Music. Chris. Leanne Hadley.

[Brandon]

It.

[Dennis]

It's like a Nugent family Sonic Barbecue. Outrage. I'm so lucky. Am I the luckiest guitar player or what?

[Pre K]

Sonic Barbecue. That's a great name for an album.

[Dennis]

Yes.

[Pre K]

It's almost like chrome.

[Dennis]

My next one.

[Pre K]

Sonic Sonic Barbecue. Need to write that. Write that down.

[Dennis]

Butterfingers.

[Pre K]

Hey, I know you're a big hunter. Are you. Are you into D Jack with old cars? Do you like cars?

[Dennis]

Do I. John Clay?

[Pre K]

Yes.

[Dennis]

My middle name is Horsepower Torque.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[Dennis]

Yes. I. I wasn't set out to be a car collector, but I've got a hellcat with 750 horse. I got a red eye with 860 horse. And I got a new demon 170 with 1025 horse. I got a custom racing bronco off road monster Bronco from Bill Strop, the master of all Baja. Parnelli Jones wins with over a thousand horsepower. I sometimes just start up all my vehicles and put a cinder block on the gas pedal just for Al Gore. So, yes, I love horsepower.

[Pre K]

Cool. We'll get along well because, right, we have. I've got a car museum downtown. I've got a 70 cuda resto. A lot of cool cars. Tons of cool cars. I'm in. I'm into them very much.

[Dennis]

Mopar.

[Pre K]

Mopar. Absolutely. Do you. Are you gonna drive one of them over? Are you gonna take a bus?

[Dennis]

I think my beautiful wife Shimane and I Will hellcat to Walnut Springs tonight because it's. It's a great drive, great winding roads, and I can unleash the beast.

[Pre K]

It is. It is. How is your political stance lately? I know that you never have much to say on that.

[Dennis]

Well, you know, it's kind of cute because I'm exactly what the founding fathers wanted all Americans to be. To be defiant, suspicious of all authority, and demand constitutional accountability from all of my elected employees. Is there any ambiguity in that statement? No, my. My politics are pure, absolute Constitution, Bill of Rights, Ten Commandments, Golden Rule, Declaration of Independence, and the middle finger on fire.

[Pre K]

Are you doing any California dates?

[Dennis]

They bought me so bad. They need me so bad.

[Pre K]

We're on right now in California. KLOS 955, KGB. We're live on San Diego. We're on DC 101. We're on in Florida. This show's national. I'm on all the good rock stations around the country right now. I don't know if.

[Dennis]

If it pissed somebody off really, really efficiently right now, which I. It's a gift. It's a gift God gave me. Do you know that I have friends in Northern California that are more Texan than a lot of Texans? And I'm just not talking about the Beta O'Rourke, you know, Barack Obama.

[Pre K]

It's very true.

[Dennis]

Freak devil gang. I'm talking about rugged individuals, ranchers, farmers, gunsmith, hunters, fishermen, trappers, conservationist, real environmentalists. So yeah, I. There. California is not San Francisco. Texas is not Austin. Michigan is not Detroit. Illinois is not Chicago ad nauseam. So I'm not. The answer is no.

[Pre K]

California is great, man. There's plenty of great people in California. It's not old.

[Dennis]

I'm an old man. I know. I'm outrageously, dangerously energized because I'm 76.5 years clean and sober. So stuff still really work good. Plus, I'm stimulated by the music and. And that we have a real commander in chief and that truth, logic and common sense is alive and well and from you, John Clay. So I don't travel. I'm only doing Ted Nugent speakeasies with John Kutz and Johnny Big on bass and. And Jason Hartless is coming down for some where I can rock my balls into a puddle of foaming snot and hair, just unleash James Brown's dream of tight rhythm and blue soul music, and then come home to Shamane and the dogs at night. I've got to get home every night. No hotels. I'm allergic to hotels and I'm not driving more than an hour or so.

[Pre K]

Well, good. Well, then we just need to make you. You can come out here every three months and do a gig.

[Dennis]

I. I might be.

[Pre K]

We're your neighborhood Deal. You my wedding song. You know, the first dance? Husband and wife.

[Dennis]

I do.

[Pre K]

I chose Stranglehold.

[Dennis]

Of course you did. Because it's too sexy for my Glock.

[Pre K]

Yes, it is.

[Dennis]

By the way. It's a. It's a strange confluence of extreme emotions. Number one, Stranglehold is the sexiest lick in the world. I mean, just the groove itself. I mean, I'll play it on acoustic.

[Pre K]

Let's do it.

[Dennis]

But just.

[Bobbo]

Oh, boy.

[Pre K]

Ted Nugent, everybody. He's playing tonight out here. Walnut Springs. Rattlesnake.

[Dennis]

But it's not just the sexiest lick. Hey, John. John Clay. Remember the baby boom? That was me. Anyhow, it's not only you caused the baby boom. It's not only the sexiest guitar lick, but it's also the a ten warthog of middle fingers defiant against the music industry. Here I come again now, baby. Like a dog in heat, you know it's me by the clamor. I like to tear up the street I've been smoking for so long you know I'm here to stay. I got you in a stranglehold. Get the flying lip lock out of my damn way. It's about being confident in the response from music lovers for last night. I played tonight at Walnut Grove 6991. Tonight will be my 6991st Fire Breathing, Soul music, outrage, rock and roll celebration that includes a lot of national anthems for President Trump and for the heroes of the military and law enforcement families. But 6991, so the music has a life of its own. And that song embodies the definitive no compromise, rugged individual of me and my amazing bandmates. So I love that song. Good choice. Your marriage will last forever with Stranglehold as the theme song.

[Pre K]

Bob, before you cut him loose on the connection, will you send him my cell phone number? Ted, if you come a little bit early, I'll take. I have a ranch five minutes from town with a John Clay.

[Dennis]

Virtually impossible. When I come to a gig, I rock my ball.

[Pre K]

Okay. I was just gonna show you the cars and show you the deer.

[Dennis]

One of these days when it's not a night of a concert, one of these days I'll track your ass down. We'll do that.

[Pre K]

Because I've been wanting you. You live out here by us. I've been Wanting you to come in the studio and sit in on this national radio show live with us.

[Dennis]

I'm a fun guy. Am I not a fun guy?

[Pre K]

You are a fun guy. You are a fun.

[Bobbo]

No doubt.

[Pre K]

We've had a lot of people up here. We've got a lot of rockers, a lot of celebrities, and you live right down the street. And you and I have a lot in common. We've got Mopo, Neighbor, I'm your real Texan.

[Dennis]

I'm Davy Crockett.

[Pre K]

Ted Nugent, everybody. He's playing tonight. Rattlesnake Roadhouse, Walnut Springs, Texas. If you come early and want to grab dinner at the Bosque Cantina right across the street, please call and get a reservation. It will be a busy night. It'll be a blast. California will do something. I. People around the country getting pissed off because I keep talking about stuff we're doing here and we're not doing anything local in their cities. Pittsburgh, Miami, all that stuff. So we got to get on the road a little bit. We're gonna have to get on the road a little bit. All right. Oh, we've got a minute left. Still have a minute left. Ted. What do you have any new.

[Dennis]

You're all done with me. You haven't even hit the tip of the iceberg yet. We should go on and on about all the important things in life.

[Pre K]

Well, I have to take a break, but here's what I will do for you, and I'd love to have you drive over here on a Saturday morning, get in your hellcat, run through the hill country, come into this studio live, sit down with us. We'll do an hour together all over the country. We'll all listen to all of it, but not a prayer.

[Dennis]

I. I dedicate my life to my dogs and my wife, Shemaine and I.

[Pre K]

That's fun. That's fine. It's fun. I bet people wanting to come on the show all the time. It's all good.

[Dennis]

I love you, John Clay. I feel the love. Thank you, sir.

[Pre K]

All right, I'll see you tonight. Ted Nugent, everybody. Thank you.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Little Rock, Oklahoma City, Louisiana. San Diego, Vegas, Miami, D.C. the guys on the east coast that we're fixing to lose. Jump over on the stream jcwshow.com because we're working four time zones on this show, and the car calls are coming up next. Call in with the quick hit year make, model miles, average, rough or clean. Sell that. Give me the vin.com. be right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by. Give me the vid dot com. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[Pre K]

This is the John Clifford, Fred, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. WDVE. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Bobbo]

Good morning.

[Pre K]

How you doing? I'm good. But I see you've got a 16 Bentley speed. So it's a 12 cylinder. Is it two door? Is it a coupe or a convertible?

[Bobbo]

No, no, it's a four door.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Pre K]

So it's not a mulsane. I mean a Continental.

[Bobbo]

No, no. Speed four door.

[Pre K]

So it's a Continental, a flying spur or.

[Bobbo]

No, no, no, it's a Bentley.

[Pre K]

I know it's a 16 Bentley. But there's three categories. You start with Continental GT.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Pre K]

V12 or V8 Flying Spur. V12 or V8 or a Mulsane. And then you move into the speed. Okay, but is it a little two door car? You said it's a four door.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Okay. Is it a V12 or a. Okay. No, it's a V12. I'm gonna say it's a spur.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Pre K]

Do you own the car?

[Bobbo]

I'm buying the car.

[Pre K]

There you go. Hey, man, good luck with it. Good luck with it. But before you buy it, I'd figure out what it is you're buying because you're not buying a speed four door.

[Bobbo]

It says speed right on it on the lower left hand front. You know, fender somebody.

[Turley]

Mismatched.

[Pre K]

You're not buying it from a Bentley dealership then you're buying it from. No, no.

[Bobbo]

What is.

[Pre K]

Go ahead. Here's what I got. Here's what I got.

[Bobbo]

I got a detail shop that's right next to my business up here. And once in a while they get these cars that come through. And I bought a couple of them.

[Pre K]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

Okay. And this one just. This one just was there on Friday.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And I talked to the guys selling and everything, and he's taking it to the auction on Monday.

[Pre K]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

And he wants, he wants 65.

[Pre K]

Okay. He's wrong. No Bentley that's 10 years old with 60,000 miles is gonna do that. None. Zero. Not gonna happen. So you need to get his. This. Anyway. Here's what. Here's what I suggest you do. Take the VIN number, dump it into Google and start there and look at what this car sold for at other places before he got it. And you'll see that the asking retail price on this car before he got it was not even what you're telling me. But it's not a speed. This I'm certain. Good luck. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio My name is John Clay Wolf. Buy cars on the radio for America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

The John Clay Wolf Show.

[Bobbo]

No one knew where he came from.

[Gigi Drummond]

But everybody wanted what he was selling.

[John Clay Wolf]

Check out the podcast.

[Bobbo]

He was just some hillbilly who got.

[Pre K]

On a plane and then just landed somewhere. Please beware. The voice in your head is a threat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jcwshow.com or john claywolf.com the CEO of.

[Bobbo]

Zinn is now arguing that nicotine has misunderstood and has cognitive benefits. Yeah, every time I see a guy spitting in the street, I think, oh, that's a beautiful mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

We now reach return to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up on the cell phones. 800, 800 radio and check out the [e-mail] give me the VIN.

[Pre K]

That little. That call. That guy called in a minute ago without his car. There is a mole. Sane speed. So I'm gonna bet that's what it is. He just didn't understand it was a mulsane.

[Bobbo]

Okay?

[Pre K]

It's like Camaro Z28. Camaro Berlin, Annetta. You know, there's different versions, but you got to start with what it is. It's a Continental. A Mulsane. Anyway. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Sibila checks. Girlfriend's 50 years younger than him. We're rounding up three years.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Hey, Brandon, get on there with us. This is your. This is your. This is a. This is your kind of context. You got to get your. Just buy. You know, you get over there on the microphone, put headphones on. Getting a mic. We'll figure it out. Bill Belichick's girlfriend is 50, 47 years younger than he.

[Turley]

Yeah, he's 73. She's 24.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Do you think they do it well? Do you have Casey in the Sunshine Band? I'm gonna. I'm gonna call for a song real quick, Mike.

[Turley]

Okay. I'm.

[Pre K]

I like to do it by Casey and the Sunshine Band. I think this is Bill Belichick and his girlfriend's song. Casey in the Sunshine Band. Brandon, you there? Were you talking to it? And give them. Do you have a button? Grab the other one.

[Turley]

Then the other mic that mike.

[Pre K]

There you go. Yeah, there you go.

[Brandon]

Test one. There we go.

[Pre K]

And bring it up and get in it. Casey and the Sunshine Band. I like to do it in three.

[Turley]

Hold on. I'm doing A lot here at once.

[Pre K]

You're really not 73 and 20 about him. Worry about Casey and the Sunshine Band.

[Bobbo]

73 and 26.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Turley]

What was the song again?

[Pre K]

I like to do it by Casey in the sunshine.

[Bobbo]

47 year split.

[Pre K]

Right? That's a big split.

[Bobbo]

It must be.

[Pre K]

So, Brandon, you're in the world. You run a bikini team.

[Brandon]

Yes, sir.

[Pre K]

Sunbrew bikini team. And you're actually the marshal at arms of the rattlesnake rally.

[Brandon]

Somewhat.

[Pre K]

Yes. I just elected you that. Congratulations.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[Brandon]

Shirt on.

[Pre K]

Yeah, you got the rattlesnake rally shirt on. And he's. He's been coming out here a lot, getting all set up for the big rally we're having Sturgis south here in Walnut Springs, May 15th through the 18th. And you leased a section of land that you rebranded the Viper Pit. And in this section of land will be like the campground, like the chip. Right, at Sturgis. Right. And you're going to have midget wrestling, jello wrestling, topless dancers, all the crazy stuff. Is it going to be rednecks with paychecks out there?

[Brandon]

Yeah, you may have embellished a little bit there, but. But yeah, we do have a little person, a little official sheriff. Little Dan.

[Pre K]

The sheriff of the Viper Pit is a small man.

[Brandon]

He's a. He's a smaller person. Yes. And we just like a tiny horse for him to ride around on to, you know, keep an eye on things.

[Pre K]

Get right in that thing directly.

[Brandon]

There we go.

[Pre K]

When you're looking at me, you're getting off of it. So I have a friend that was the deputy sheriff of Bosque county, and he was talking about needing help with sheriff and law enforcement. So I sent him, but he was talking to. He wanted me to find a little person to do this act, so I sent him to Larry bedick, who's about a 6:2 burly guy that. Anyway, there was some confusion there and I'm sure that Larry was very confused when you called him and you were asking him how tall he was.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that's correct.

[Pre K]

Yeah. So did he finally understand that you were. You were midget hunting?

[Brandon]

I had to break it down for him because basically I sent you a message about a small person. You reply back with this guy.

[Pre K]

So I assume you said a sheriff. You said you needed a sheriff.

[Brandon]

I said I had a sheriff. A small sheriff. Misunderstood.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[Brandon]

So I call your local, your neighbor, by the way.

[Pre K]

Right. And I recently retired sheriff deputy, assuming.

[Brandon]

He'S below five foot tall.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[Brandon]

And in our conversation that came out that he's much too large and doesn't.

[Pre K]

Just doesn't qualify. Well, I can tell you that guy can help you with the cause on security.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Pre K]

I don't know. Did you. Have you talked to him? Well, because he definitely. He knows everybody.

[Brandon]

Quit laughing at me for a little bit. We had a good conversation. But there's a lot of confusion at first because we went on a conversation, like two minutes, thinking he's a short person, little person, before it came out that he's just way too tall. He's not qualified.

[Pre K]

So what. What. What is. Tell me the plan. You wanted to come up here today and talk. You needed to talk to me about this rally. What do we need to talk about? Well, let's have our meeting right here on air.

[Brandon]

Discuss details. For one thing, we're gonna have the Phoenix MC running security. Both downtown in front of your place, also on the campgrounds. And we just got a lot to learn.

[Pre K]

What is Phoenix mc?

[Brandon]

They're a local group. They actually help. Scottish, right? That's one of the things that they.

[Pre K]

A Phoenix motorcycle club.

[Brandon]

Yes, sir.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Yep.

[Pre K]

I'm not a sir. I'm just a John.

[Brandon]

Well, I'm just being polite.

[Pre K]

Everybody who ever called me sir wound up stealing money from me. Well, I'm not gonna still Just call me John.

[Brandon]

Probably gonna make you some money then.

[Pre K]

Just call me John. All right. John. All right. I'm John. Hey, Brandon. Brandon. John. So, okay, so we've got a. We've got a security setup. It's not gonna be the Hell's Angels.

[Brandon]

No, not the Hell's Angels.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[Brandon]

But we got them helping us out. We're gonna have. I believe. I'm not certain. I believe Chula Chasers is going to help with the bike show show on Saturday. We definitely. I'm gonna do some stuff to help benefit one tribe on some big news. Rhino Rush has stepped up and they're taking their. It's the Rhino Rush. Viper Pit campgrounds.

[Bobbo]

Now.

[Pre K]

What is Rhino Rush?

[Brandon]

They're nootropic. It's like an energy, but also helps for mind clarity. Helps you think better.

[Pre K]

CBD salesperson.

[Brandon]

No, it's not cbd. It's just a way to keep you energized and also keep your thoughts clear, keep you going. And I figure people having a good time all day, what a better thing to take before they at all.

[Pre K]

So you got a headline sponsor for the Viper?

[Brandon]

We do have a head. We do have a title sponsor.

[Pre K]

Congratulations. That probably took some pressure off.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that helps a lot.

[Pre K]

Good thank God, cuz homeboy was doing this on his own.

[Brandon]

Yeah. And also Fatal Clothing stepped up. I bought, brought you guys Fatal Gears.

[Pre K]

Fatal Clothing.

[Brandon]

Fatal Clothing, yeah. In fact, we've been working with your pre K back there a little bit. This dress.

[Pre K]

Pre K dress?

[Turley]

What's wrong with his dress?

[Brandon]

Just give him a little some extra, some. Just some new sponsors for him for his videos.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Turley]

What's cracking? Oh, you talking about the Fatal Gear.

[Bobbo]

Yes, sir.

[Turley]

I'm rocking some of that right now, baby.

[Pre K]

Holla back. He is all right.

[Brandon]

And we're helping video production. You heard Rawlings giving them a hard time. So we can't let that happen again.

[Pre K]

Right. And Strokers is coming. Rawlings is coming. Gas monkeys setting up their thing. They're going to have merch this round. It'll be fun. I'm excited.

[Brandon]

Lucky 7 Customs going to be downtown showing off their beautiful bikes as well. I mean we've got. We got a lot of new vendors coming on.

[Pre K]

John, you and I haven't talked in two weeks.

[Brandon]

No, we really haven't.

[Pre K]

But you've been having some success with putting us together.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah. And I'm really excited about the believe it or not pillow fight. I mean we have jello wrestling, which is phenomenal.

[Pre K]

Right.

[Brandon]

We have build your own bikini. We have the Texas Miss Texas rattlesnake at your. The Roadhouse.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[Brandon]

The Rat Snake Road. That's Friday night, by the way. The pillow fight thing is going to be freaking off. It's gonna be awesome.

[Turley]

This sounds like a redneck party right here.

[Pre K]

It does.

[Turley]

This is awesome.

[Pre K]

Should I tell my kids to stay in Fort Worth?

[Brandon]

You know, it's. Yeah, it depends on what kind of. If you bring your kids to the rally, the you know what you're getting into, that's your fault. So when we see kids, we don't freak out about it because like their parents brought them here. If I'm gonna drop an F bomb every once in a while, who's, who's, who's who's the blame?

[Pre K]

So really I think town will be much calmer where we are in the center of town with the garage and the saloon and the rattlesnake and gas monkey and bosky cantinas. That's all right there in one area that'll be common. The, the heavier stuff that's probably not as kid friendly will be out at your place. Quarter mile down the road on the left at the Viper.

[Brandon]

Just so people know if you're local, it's the Tailgate Ranch. That's We've some converted it. Yeah, converted to the Viper Pit.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Live Snake show, by the way. MMA showcase going down as well.

[Pre K]

What time is that? Because I want to watch that. Is that in the day or night?

[Brandon]

Which. Which one?

[Pre K]

MMA.

[Brandon]

That's gonna be Saturday, I think 6pm okay.

[Pre K]

So in the evening.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Is it in town or is it a Viper Pit?

[Brandon]

That's at the Viper Pit. Yeah, it's a little separate section.

[Pre K]

How do you get a wristband to get in the Viper Pit?

[Brandon]

You can go to. Glad you asked. Viperpit.com and Viper spelled with a Y, V, Y, P, E, R. Nothing like.

[Pre K]

Making it easy for everybody to remember.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Viperpit.com and hey, use the JCW20 code at checkout. If you get a day pass or a weekend pass, use JCW20. You get 20% off between now and next, I believe till next Friday.

[Pre K]

So if you go toWalnut Springs rally.com Is there a click through to it?

[Brandon]

There should be a link on there.

[Pre K]

I think we should just do that. If just for forward. Go forward. Progress. Anytime we put out a website, let's just do that so we don't get screwed up. Like, what was it? It's Walnut Springs rally dot com. When you get there, you can find the RV parks, you can find the hotels, you can find the Viper Pit pass, all that crap.

[Brandon]

It's all on there.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[Brandon]

And we are taking more vendors and sponsors, but we definitely want to have some. By the way, got 10 portable. Portable pots, portable cans. I just thought I should throw that.

[Pre K]

At your place or in town.

[Brandon]

There's me like four downtown. Six downtown. We have a vip. Pass it at the ranch. You can get upgraded bathroom services and along with a viewing deck of the live music.

[Pre K]

Now, the. The saloon is my private thing above the garage. Are we doing sponsors up there? Is it like a vip? I haven't even started with that.

[Brandon]

That's for. You and I are probably going to talk after the show for a few minutes.

[Pre K]

Are we going to do a poker run?

[Brandon]

Yes, there will be some poker playing going on.

[Pre K]

No poker run.

[Brandon]

We got to call it a fun run now.

[Pre K]

Why?

[Brandon]

Legalities.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Yes.

[Pre K]

So we're going to use these touring roads around here. We've got Adventure Bike. Scott Edwards is running the Adventure Bike setup. Is that organized or do we need more organizational.

[Brandon]

Yeah, it's pretty well done. We've included Adventure moto out of McKinney, Texas.

[Pre K]

Where are they going to Hub? Are they going to use my land at the other end of town?

[Brandon]

They're going to be using that. For the ones that don't want to camp at the campgrounds, they have that.

[Pre K]

What's the camping ground? Viper pit.

[Brandon]

The viper pit? Yeah.

[Pre K]

You're going to run out of room, dude. You know that? I hope we do okay, because you're. I've got that six acres at the other end of town, and I think we should give people. And then. Then the city was nice enough to give us the couple acres around the post office and the basketball court in the park. But anyway, remember, I have that six acres at the other end of town, and I need to get some. Did you get insurance?

[Brandon]

We got the insurance thing being taken care of.

[Pre K]

Did you hear that, Turley? We got the insurance thing being taken care of. That is. That's translations. No, I do not have insurance.

[Brandon]

What that means is we. You and I both met some local rally guys.

[Pre K]

Okay?

[Brandon]

And their people. It's just. For whatever reason, like, I got this. Don't worry about it. We do this all the time.

[Pre K]

Like, is it two weeks out?

[Brandon]

It's two weeks out. Yeah.

[Turley]

So this is a meeting, folks, that you're listening live right now.

[Pre K]

Rally. Okay, I've got to go to break. Well, we need to do a little bit more of this meeting.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

So we'll be right back in just a minute. My name is John Clay. We'll go to jcwshow.com and you can stream us on video and watch it there. Remember, The Walnut Springs rally.com is where all the information for this big event coming up in two weeks is. My name is John Clevel. Be right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Pre K]

Dirty Head, Long Beach, California. Right?

[Turley]

I think that's right. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Long Beach.

[Pre K]

Good morning, Long Beach. How the hell are you?

[Bobbo]

I thought they were out in Reseda.

[Pre K]

You couldn't find Reseda on a map with a. With a magnifying glass?

[Bobbo]

You are correct, sir.

[Pre K]

But it sounded good, huh?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's what I do. Did you expect something different?

[Pre K]

It's fine. It's fine.

[Bobbo]

Thank you.

[Pre K]

We were talking about Bill Belichick. What were you telling me just a second ago?

[Bobbo]

He's so. Oh, you know what? I got an email from Ted Nugent's publicist. Linda.

[Pre K]

Is that his wife or his publicist?

[Bobbo]

Well, she signs. She signs her emails. Linda Peterson. Okay, I don't know the answer to that, and I'm sorry.

[Pre K]

What was her email?

[Bobbo]

Ted would like your cell phone number.

[Pre K]

Okay, we'll give it to him.

[Bobbo]

Not mine, but yours.

[Pre K]

All right.

[Turley]

It was a good interview. He Must have fun.

[Pre K]

Yeah, I mean, he lives not far from us. We could have him up every once in a while. Me. You know, the guy probably wakes up at the crack of dawn at 4am on Saturdays.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[Pre K]

When he's not performing. Yeah. I wouldn't mind having up here once while he's a. He's a hoot. You got to sit back. He's great for a radio host. Because I could just sit back and let him go because you have no room to talk.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. And let him talk music.

[Pre K]

Actually, we should have Pat Green and Ted up here and they could compete with each other. That would be funny because they're both. They're both the same way. Yes, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Ted, you've got a 20 hellcat widebody. You're in Southern California. Where are you in Southern California? Yes, sir, my name is Ed. You just dropped the T. Okay. Where in socal do you live? Yes, sir, I'm in Cypress, California. Okay, and how far is that? Are you closer to Anaheim, Burbank or San Diego? Anaheim is 10 minutes. We've got an office over there off tustin. You want 60,000 for this 20 hellcat widebody with 14,000 miles. You said give me the VIN offered 57, you'll take 60, right? That's correct. All right, well, tell the guy that you're dealing with it. The boss said 60 is good. I'll buy it. Okay. All right. Very good. Well, I appreciate it, man. I love your show. Thank you. Thank you. I listen to it all the time. My garage. I'm out there working on my pro street 57 and you guys crack me up, man. Every Saturday morning you are on religiously. And I wanted to thank you for your show. Thank you. What color is the car? Yeah, it's like a darker blue. What? They call it something blue. It's. It's B5. It's not B5 blue. Okay. Thank you, sir. Thank you. Speaking of Mopars, if anybody has a panther pink cuda or something like that, please go to givemetheven.com, load it up or go to jcw show. I figured this out. My wife loves pink. Right?

[Turley]

You just figured that out, right?

[Pre K]

Well, she's pink freak. And there was a. There was a run of Mopars in the earlier 70s that were this panther pink color. And so if I got her one of those, then like, it kind of covers what I've been doing with my collection back here.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Would she drive it?

[Pre K]

Yeah, she Would. I mean, not like every day, but. But, but, yeah. I mean, I think that that would buy like, you know, 90 days, 120 days of no commentary on my cars.

[Turley]

Yeah, no, that's. That's smart. You get her involved.

[Pre K]

Get involved?

[Turley]

Yes.

[Pre K]

That's all.

[Turley]

That's all they want, John, Bill Belichick.

[Pre K]

How does he get his 24 year old girl involved?

[Turley]

Man, do you got the story there from this week, Bob?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, it's. It's just. It's kind of amazing. A lot of respect for Bill Belichick. There are a lot of other kind of negative connotations from whether the Patriots and. Or Bill Belichick did or did not cheat on occasion. Right. So. Well, we're all talking about his new girlfriend. Outside of all of his accomplishments as one of the great head coaches of professional football, I will. I will say that out loud. There's obviously, though, with an age difference of, what is it? 47 years old, he's 73, she's 24. And during a recent interview, we got an idea of who might be the alpha in their relationship. See if you can catch the subtle clue. This is cut number five.

[Pre K]

Jordan was a constant presence during our interview. You have Jordan right over there. Everybody in the world seems to be following this relationship. They've got an opinion about your private life. It's got nothing to do with them, but they're invested in it.

[Bobbo]

How do you deal with that?

[Pre K]

Never been too worried about what everybody else thinks. Just try to do what I feel like is best for me and what's right. How did you guys meet? Not talking about this?

[Bobbo]

No, no.

[Pre K]

It's a topic neither one of them is comfortable commenting on.

[Turley]

Wow, she shut that down quick.

[Pre K]

What's her problem? Gigi, what's her problem?

[Ted Nugent]

She's not getting any.

[Pre K]

That's what you think it is?

[Ted Nugent]

Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Old men have saggy balls.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well.

[Pre K]

Hot off the news press. G.G. drummond reporting live.

[Ted Nugent]

You're welcome. You're welcome.

[Pre K]

So you had more to say about this. What is about Bill Belichick?

[Turley]

Well, it.

[Pre K]

Mike had a whole thing lined up.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah. No, because. So my wife was asking, it's like, well, why is he. Why is she with him? What's going on? I don't understand. This is like. Really? You don't understand why?

[Pre K]

It's like.

[Turley]

It's because of the nookie. I mean, it's just. It's plain and simple. Right?

[Pre K]

Why is he with her?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Okay, but because she's.

[Turley]

He's 20, he's 73. She's 24.

[Pre K]

Right.

[Turley]

Why is he gonna put up something like that where she did it? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And so then it got me. I went down this rabbit hole again. I just. Whenever I started thinking about stuff like that where all these music songs about being P Whipped.

[Pre K]

What are you doing? Yeah, correct.

[Turley]

And so I was like, well, what's some great songs that everybody would remember? That kind of show that, for instance. Okay, Prince. Everybody knows this one, right? P Control.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Turley]

Have you heard this one, John? Yes. Now, this is a very clean version.

[Ted Nugent]

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

[Pre K]

This is your captain with no name speaking. And I'm here to rock your world with a tale that will soon be.

[Ted Nugent]

Classic about a woman you already know. No prostitute, she, but the mayor of your brain control.

[Turley]

And so then I keep going. I'm like, all right, everybody knows that one. What's one for? My generation offspring, self esteem.

[Pre K]

I didn't know that's what this is about.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah. It's about girl dumps him, but he keeps going back. Goes to her house. She comes back to him, even though they're not together, knocking at the door at night, he takes her in. Yeah. Self esteem.

[Pre K]

That's what the social.

[Bobbo]

No, that's one of the gray ones.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Turley]

And then, of course, everybody knows this one. Did it for the nookie.

[Pre K]

Yeah. Made him famous. Oh, yeah. Name another Limp Biscuit song real quick. Can't.

[Turley]

And then I asked Pre K, I say, hey, Pre K, what's something in the hip hop realm that's kind of in that range? He said, right off the bat.

[Pre K]

That'S a good one.

[Turley]

And then I was like, one. One genre left, John. Country. I couldn't think of anything country that's there. Except there's a new song by Thomas Rhett and Teddy Swims.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[Turley]

Something about a woman. Have you heard this song?

[Pre K]

No. I'm not open to new music.

[Brandon]

It's a pretty good sign.

[Pre K]

I need to be.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Like, by the time I get new music, it's five years old. Right.

[Turley]

It's basically the same thing. It's, you know, being P Whipped, hypnotized by the woman.

[Brandon]

Can I throw my two cents?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Yeah. And a guy that's been managing recruiting a bikini team for the past 25 years has probably had some woman problems.

[Brandon]

Well, here's what's going on with this guy. Okay? There's two things. First of all, the law of attraction. We're all attracted to attractive females that Never goes away. Okay, now what you can do with that, it's different, okay. At a certain age as far as like physically. Now the second part is, it's appearances. He wants to be seen an attractive woman. When you walk into a room of an attractive woman, it draws attention to you and makes you look more glory glorified. That's what this boils down to. She knows what she's getting into. She's got 78 year old, you know, saggy balls.

[Turley]

73. 73.

[Brandon]

73. She's in it for the money that whatever. He's going to go away eventually, but he's doing it for the, to look at a beautiful woman that is near him and for the parentes.

[Pre K]

Well, the, the LSU coach did the same thing. Coach Jerome, what's his name? Yeah. He's got a 20 something year old girlfriend, don't he?

[Turley]

Yeah, but she's not so bossy. This one's bossy?

[Pre K]

Yeah, bossy. Yeah, she's Massachusetts. Connecticut's coming at your bossiness, your bossy ass.

[Brandon]

Alec Baldwin's got a bossy one also.

[Pre K]

Is she young?

[Brandon]

He sees you a lot younger than him, obviously.

[Turley]

But you have to put up with that, right? If you're going to do that.

[Pre K]

You're, you're 50 years old, right?

[Brandon]

Yeah, we don't talk about that yet. Thanks.

[Pre K]

What's, what's the youngest one you've had? Like where, where do you draw the line for me in age?

[Brandon]

If you're gonna ask me and I'm gonna say it, I want to be like 27 and up. But that ain't how it happens. It usually goes down to like 20, 21. I don't know.

[Pre K]

Really?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

So the 20, 21 year olds that want the 50 year old guy. Is that a daddy thing?

[Brandon]

There's the daddy thing for sure.

[Pre K]

Yeah. Is that real?

[Brandon]

That's a real thing that exists. Because I mean I've even went out like a girl I used to date like 30 years ago. I like I shouldn't say this but it's too late. I went out for a daughter, but she introduced it to her daughter and, and you know, and it's definitely. I know that's a daddy issue.

[Pre K]

Right.

[Brandon]

And I mean it's, you know, do.

[Pre K]

You know her dad? It sounds like you know her mother.

[Brandon]

I know her mom well. Dated her mom.

[Pre K]

Did you know her dad?

[Brandon]

No.

[Pre K]

Wait, wait, you dated the mom and.

[Brandon]

The daughter like many years apart, like 30, 20 something, whatever.

[Pre K]

I understand. I'm. I'm following everything you're saying.

[Brandon]

As you get older.

[Pre K]

How old was the daughter when you dated her?

[Brandon]

Probably like, like 20 maybe.

[Pre K]

I don't know. Oh, wow.

[Brandon]

I don't know.

[Pre K]

Did. Could you have a drink with her in a public place or did you remember that? Well, I mean, 20 to 21, there's a difference there on the drinking age.

[Brandon]

There is, but I don't drink much.

[Pre K]

Oh, okay.

[Brandon]

And, and, and to be real about it, when we go out, there's never a question like, who's, how old are you?

[Pre K]

So when you started dating this girl's daughter, did it bother her?

[Brandon]

The mom? Definitely. I don't know. The mom definitely had. You mean the mom or the daughter?

[Pre K]

The mom.

[Brandon]

The mom definitely had a little bit of jealousy issues. But she knows better. I mean, she knows what's up.

[Pre K]

You slapped around, straighten her out.

[Brandon]

No, I didn't do that. I'm just saying she understood. Like, her first words were like, don't, don't bang my. My daughter. Which means the daughter is going to automatically want to gravitate toward me.

[Pre K]

Is that how that works?

[Brandon]

Yeah. Defiance.

[Pre K]

Defiance. Okay. So how long did you date the daughter?

[Brandon]

Off and on for like three years.

[Pre K]

I mean, she looked like her mother did back in 30 years.

[Brandon]

Way better looking. But it's not like we dated, dated. I mean, we just, you know, it's casual.

[Pre K]

Okay. That's an interesting story. Thank you for sharing it. Yes, my name is John Clay Wolf by Cars and Radio for America's best car buyer. GiveMeTheVin.com, be right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com call John toll free. Cheap Bastards 1, 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio. Check out the [e-mail] or John claywolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Pre K]

Okay, We've got. This is a. I live a busy life and I don't have enough time to do everything. So you guys are going to get to sit in on a meeting with me. We are having a meeting with the. The boss of the Texas Rattlesnake Bike Rally, Brandon Shaw. Right now, it's in Walnut Springs, Texas. In about 10 days, we starts 11 days out. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So here's what I've got in Walnut Springs. You know, I bought a place out here four years ago, and now in town, I've got Gas, Monkey Outpost. I've got the Rattlesnake Roadhouse. I've got the W6 Steakhouse. I've got the Bosque Cantina. I've got the GMTV Garage. I've got the W6 Saloon. And Brandon's got the Viper Pit right down the street. That's a lot of places.

[Brandon]

That's a whole lot of places.

[Pre K]

What the hell have I been doing? Why did I do all this?

[Turley]

Well, because you have a dream.

[Pre K]

Okay, what's my dream? To have a big bike rally.

[Turley]

Yes.

[Pre K]

Okay. It's 10 days away, so let's do this. So do we have a comedian for the Gas Monkey Outpost? Because I think we need one.

[Brandon]

Not that I know of, no.

[Pre K]

You know, Richard. He's been building his own restaurant that I'm involved with. Ice Gas Monkey, Ice House in Dallas. So. So I've got to. I've got to work on this. Okay. The Rattlesnake. Who's playing? We didn't go with big liners. I didn't want to. I didn't want to have to. Ted Nugent and this and that because I didn't want to have to charge a cover. So we got great cover. Church. Did we get a ZZ Top cover band?

[Brandon]

There is, I believe, so. I know. Electric Church. Is that what they're called?

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

They're going to be there.

[Pre K]

They're great.

[Brandon]

I believe the ZZ Top cover band is going to be there. And of course, the Ms. Rattlesnake rally Friday night.

[Pre K]

Friday night is Ms. Rattlesnake.

[Brandon]

It's a bikini battle.

[Pre K]

What's a battle? What's the difference between a battle and a contest?

[Brandon]

The difference between a pageant and a bikini battle is basically, if you watch freestyle motocross, that's what's gonna happen. It's like Zoolanders. I'm gonna do.

[Pre K]

Are they gonna rip each other's clothes off?

[Brandon]

No, but they're gonna pose on a motorcycle. And every pose has a name. Like the Jenna Jameson crossover, the Texas Tornado twist.

[Pre K]

Where's the motorcycle gonna be placed?

[Brandon]

On the. In front of the stage.

[Pre K]

Okay, That's Friday night.

[Turley]

So, wait, so they're gonna be sitting on it in different poses?

[Pre K]

No.

[Brandon]

No sitting allowed. It's their moon maneuvers.

[Turley]

Moves.

[Brandon]

Like, you know, they go up in there, they do the moves. Same thing.

[Pre K]

Are they gonna do gymnastics on the motorcycle?

[Brandon]

More or less, yeah.

[Pre K]

Awesome. Okay, so they're into this.

[Turley]

Yes.

[Pre K]

Excellent. Very classy.

[Brandon]

Like a B Boy battle.

[Pre K]

Okay. And the W6 steakhouse is connected to the Rattlesnake Roadhouse. Is she. I don't. I'll have to talk to her about what we're doing if she's gonna Buffet it or if she's gonna table service it. Bosque Cantina. That thing's operated by far out hospitality Armenta. They are absolute pros. It will be. It will be handled flawlessly. I have zero concern about that operation at all. The GMTV garage downstairs, are we gonna fill it with bikes or cars?

[Brandon]

Man, that's gonna be strokers and Lucky 7 right there in the front.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Displaying all their beautiful bikes. It's gonna be a sight to see.

[Pre K]

So I should probably have them on the apron of the garage on the concrete pad and then have the best cars that I have in the garage.

[Brandon]

Here's what I told them, okay? I said I want them at the corner of the street because when people drive by, I want them to see it.

[Pre K]

But it's all one in the same. That block is all part of our block.

[Brandon]

I agreed.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[Brandon]

And we'll spread it out, but we've also got.

[Pre K]

So do I need to put show bikes? You tell. Don't say. It's up to you. I'm asking. You're running this. I'm asking you a question.

[Brandon]

I'd like to see.

[Pre K]

I need to put show bikes in the garage or show cars.

[Brandon]

I say we have two show cars, okay? And like the general year something and then the rest. Bikes.

[Pre K]

Where are we going to get the bikes? You know, I'm not a bike. I don't have showbikes.

[Brandon]

We'll get them, okay? We'll get them.

[Pre K]

All right. Well, if we don't, we've got show cars anyway, so we'll handle that. So this is May 15th through the 18th. Texas Rattlesnake Rally. A lady is a Donnie, you're in California. You want to come in? Sew patches on jackets, jackets, vests, leather repairs if needed. Okay. Will you come into the rally? It's May 15th to the 18th. Brandon, did we get a tattoo parlor to take over that post office thing that I own next door to the W6 with Paul?

[Brandon]

We have. I met some tattoo guys. I don't know the details about the spot that's air conditioned and indoors it's not.

[Pre K]

Nope, it's indoors. I don't know if it's air conditioned.

[Brandon]

That makes a difference.

[Pre K]

But while you're here today, you ought to go check on that.

[Brandon]

We're gonna check that out for sure. Hey, tell that lady by the way, after the show I got a few more vendor spots left.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[Brandon]

If she wants to, then. And also just tell her to where.

[Pre K]

To go to get it.

[Brandon]

Hey, go to Walnut Springs Rally. Dot Com. There we go.

[Pre K]

Say it after me. Look at my lips. Walnut Springs rally dot com.

[Brandon]

That's it. Walnut Springs rally dot com.

[Pre K]

Contact us. Okay, so the saloon is upstairs. That's a private VIP thing. We'll have to get special passes off just for our friends. Special VIPs and sponsors, right?

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

[Pre K]

Okay. And then the Viper pit is where all of the outrage is going on. And Thursday gates open at 2 o'clock. Bikini bike washes that day, 4 to 9. Eating contest at 7. What's that mean?

[Brandon]

It says like a spice eating contest. Like peppers and stuff. And also Spam.

[Turley]

Pre king me in that one. He's a big time hot pepper eater.

[Brandon]

There's a lot of things removed. Let me special announcement right now.

[Pre K]

So hang on. So. So you. We're on national radio. You hand me this run sheet to read off and you tell me there's a lot of things that change. Don't use this. You'll see what I'm dealing with.

[Brandon]

Now. There's. There's most of stuff is okay.

[Pre K]

Okay. But live music.

[Brandon]

But something happened last night. Before that was after that was printed, whatever. And we're gonna need to bring in one more band. So I'm gonna let people send me other information today. We're looking for one more band added. I've had a lot of contacting. It'll be for Saturday.

[Pre K]

Okay. Rally ride 10am Friday. What's that mean?

[Brandon]

That means we got 150 miles of GPS.

[Pre K]

This isn't. Is this. Is this street bikes or dual sport?

[Brandon]

Dual sport.

[Pre K]

It's off. It's dirt roads.

[Brandon]

Own and off road. Yes.

[Pre K]

Right.

[Brandon]

Pavement or could be. There's actually a stream. You go through a very small stream.

[Pre K]

It's a very. It's not small. I've seen it. It's. You need to be clear about this because a rally ride tells the bikers they're gonna get their Harleys out. Go ride. That's not what this is. This, this is adventure. Dual sport. But the bikers get all high, centered and screwed up. So what is the. What are the road riders going to do?

[Brandon]

We on. We have the Chalk mountain, I believe you call it.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

We have a GPS for that. That when you show up you'll be given all these coordinates once you arrive.

[Pre K]

Okay. Bike wash that day. Bike Games 2 to 4. That just sounds like a bunch of screwing off. What is that?

[Brandon]

That's a slow race. That's grab the weenie, don't drop the egg. A lot of fun stuff.

[Pre K]

Stuff. So this is like the school fair.

[Brandon]

If you want to call it that.

[Pre K]

Okay. Live snake Show, Fear Factor, 4 o'clock. What's that mean?

[Brandon]

Well, before, I've had people eat like live tarantulas and stuff, but we'll probably do like some kind of roaches. Maybe maggots also.

[Pre K]

So Joe Rogan, more or less.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Or Ty. Yeah. Okay.

[Brandon]

Or just bad eating factor.

[Pre K]

Like the fear factor.

[Brandon]

Bad eating habits.

[Pre K]

Okay. Kim Youngkin's playing 48. Zach Webb's playing 8 to 11. This is @ your place at the.

[Brandon]

That's Friday night at the Viper Pit.

[Pre K]

Viper Pit, where you can get all this. At Walnut Springs rally, pillow fights is 9:30. So pillow fights, are they bikini? Are they topless, Are they none clothes or what?

[Brandon]

These are like professional pillows that they make. Now it's like a playoff of UFC and actual MMA guys, but we're gonna let the people from the crowd participate as well.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[Brandon]

It's a badass. A lot of fun.

[Pre K]

Saturday rally ride, 9am so that street and dirt. So the dual sporters and the real Harley guys.

[Brandon]

Correct.

[Pre K]

Okay. Bike wash, live snake show, belly flop contest, 3 o'clock. What's that mean?

[Brandon]

They're going to jump into the jello pit and let it splatter. Or we are like a. A pool. Big dudes or little dudes, Whoever wants to jump.

[Pre K]

Did you say the mayor is entering this?

[Brandon]

No, that's the beer belly package.

[Pre K]

We'll get there. Jello wrestling, 4:00, and then at 5:00, 40 and over. What? T shirt contest?

[Brandon]

Yes, 40 advanced.

[Pre K]

Oh, why would you not want to do a 40 and under?

[Brandon]

Also because we got the build your own bikini contest. We've got the bikini. We got.

[Pre K]

Because we'll get there. So MMA showcase is six to eight. So there'll be a fight.

[Brandon]

True grit is coming out. Former UFC guy Ocho, he'll be running the whole show. But we got like, I think 12 matches. Maybe that. It's a showcase.

[Pre K]

Okay. Now, at 7:00 on Saturday, you have the beer belly pageant.

[Brandon]

Yes. Beautiful thing.

[Pre K]

Okay, I don't.

[Brandon]

The mayor's. The mayor is going to be here in that.

[Pre K]

All right, cool. Keeping it classy. Always. Live music, four to seven, red leather band, eight to nine. Now, you said something about a build your bikini. I don't see it on this list.

[Brandon]

It's somewhere at the bottom. It's a long word. Thunder Roast is playing. We got Thunder Roast. They did a lot of rallies. They're gonna be joining us.

[Pre K]

So how's the build Your own bikini work.

[Brandon]

We give them just a bunch of trash. They gotta take all their clothes off and build their bikini around with they have in front of them.

[Pre K]

Look at Gigi's face.

[Turley]

Oh, and she's. She's not. You look disgusted by this.

[Brandon]

Oh, is she participating? No.

[Pre K]

Gigi, no.

[Ted Nugent]

Yes.

[Pre K]

Speak up, honey. So why. Why the long face?

[Ted Nugent]

Because it's just. I don't know, it's kind of misogynistic, even for my taste.

[Pre K]

Really?

[Brandon]

Hold on. We have a beer belly pageant for the women.

[Ted Nugent]

I didn't know about that.

[Brandon]

Yeah, ladies really love that.

[Pre K]

Well, G.G. you've always wanted it to. You know, you've talked about riding on a motorcycle across the country and all that. Have you ever been to a bike rally?

[Ted Nugent]

No.

[Pre K]

This is what they do.

[Ted Nugent]

Okay?

[Pre K]

This isn't. I didn't invent this. Brandon didn't invent this. This is how it works now. But in town, right? In the city of Walnut Springs, where all the businesses are, it won't. The wilder stuff is out at Brandon's place at the campground, right?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

And then in town, it'll just be a big party. Now. There will be. I mean, so you have a. You have a PG13. PG and then an R rated theater. Brandon's is the R rated theater and ours is the PG.

[Brandon]

Even ours pushed it. It might be NC17.

[Turley]

Oh, wow.

[Pre K]

I think that when you get the women naked and you build bikinis out of trash bags, you don't see them naked. Oh, you don't? Okay.

[Brandon]

They're behind the scenes. They come out, though. Wearing. Wearing what? They have any numbers.

[Pre K]

That does sound very misogynistic, young man.

[Brandon]

But you know who enjoys it the most at these events? The women.

[Pre K]

Okay?

[Brandon]

The women like it just as much, if not more than.

[Pre K]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Call in if you think this is misogynistic. We're taking your votes. We got to do the car segment next, so.

[Turley]

Adjourned.

[Pre K]

The meeting is adjourned. Yes. Thank you, Brandon. 800-800-72348. 800-800-radio-Walnut Springs rally dot com. And that is ten days from now, two weeks in Walnut Springs, Texas. If now you know what we're doing. Do you think there'll be 5,000 or 10,000 people there?

[Brandon]

I'm thinking 5,000 plus. I'd love to see 10. And you know what? We're gonna be way bigger than that next year.

[Turley]

Dude, that's. A lot of people are in this town. 5,000.

[Pre K]

We'll be right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John clay wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the john clay wolf show.

[Pre K]

And this is the lightning round mic. You've got a 20 Ram half ton, Lone Star, 76,000 mile, 200 drive, crew, cab, average rough or clean condition.

[Bobbo]

Average.

[Pre K]

20, 20, 20, 20, 22. Is that sound right?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Could I get 24? I can't. I think I'll. I think I'm going to get 23. So I have to ship it and slick it and sell it. So I've got to have. Okay for me to make 500. I got on this car for 22 bucks. Okay, I'll give it. And then I got a kia, too. Okay, go to give me the vin.com. load up the Kia. Dennis in California, 65 El Camino. Says you made an offer but didn't like something on the tailgate. Wants to challenge me to a race.

[Turley]

Oh, this guy.

[Pre K]

Remember this, Dennis? Is this the baby blue or no. Teal colored el camino. Colored el camino, yeah. When we were talking. I'm good. We were talking on the air yesterday, last week, and I was good at 15. When I got the pictures, I immediately hit the brakes.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I seen that. You seen something on the tailgate there. I do see a little blemish myself. I think the camera made it be different.

[Pre K]

Let me tell you, what I saw in beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. You've been looking at this car for years. You love this car. I get it. I'm not knocking on your car. I'm just looking at. I'm measuring things about money, right? I take metal and turn it into money. So, like the car that I told you I bought at barrett Jackson, of all places, for 15 grand is perfect. Freshly restored. Your car is not restored.

[Bobbo]

Exactly.

[Pre K]

And that's not good. That's not good in my worldworthy rescues. Right?

[Bobbo]

I mean, what can I say?

[Pre K]

So to restore that car, it would cost, you know, 20, $30,000, which. It's just a different car. Even though it's the same year, make and model, it's a different car than what I was thinking was I thought it was a show car. Restored, ready to go. That car needs. It doesn't really need anything because you don't need to do it. It's not worth it. It's. It's good for how it is, but the value is half of that of a restored car.

[Bobbo]

Gotcha. I understand.

[Pre K]

That was my problem.

[Bobbo]

I. I have no problem with you having a problem.

[Turley]

Race you, though.

[Pre K]

He wants to race me. So you think your car is fast, Is what? Well, it's a 454. Is it same as yours. My El Camino is. No, that's a 350. But I. I mean, if you want to race, I've got cars. I could race you with pink slips. I was just thinking El Camino. Your El Camino is faster than my El Camino. But I have a 67 or 68 Malibu with an LS3 that I just got in that I race anywhere. Because that thing is like pulling the fillings out of your teeth. But thank you for calling 800-800-7234. If you have a classic or collector car to sell, go to gmtv and I can tell you right now, I'm not quoting anything to anybody without photos. And anything I say on the radio does not count unless once we see photos, because your version of what it looks like. My wife is so pretty. Oh, yeah. She's this and she's that. And then you show a picture like, oh, man, I'm running late. You know, and sometimes it's just different. One, you've got a 40 Chevy coupe, 70,000 original miles. See, the original part scares me. Is it original car or is it hot rodded?

[Bobbo]

No, it's original.

[Pre K]

They don't want them. Nobody wants them. Nobody wants the originals. They want resto mods. Really? Yes.

[Bobbo]

Well, it won't take much. I figure by another 10,000.

[Pre K]

Yeah, you know, we'll do it. Go do that. Hey, do. Hey, do you have. Do you have a pen and paper handy?

[Dennis]

I do.

[Pre K]

Okay, write this down. Ready? Finish the project. Finish the project and then call John back. All right. Thank you, man. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars on the Radio. For America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com 4dudes and GG.

[John Clay Wolf]

The John Clay Wolf show. Check out the website for podcast socials and the GMTV garage YouTube channel. Go to jcwshow.com the John Clay Wolf show.

[Pre K]

They had that UFC training in my gym. And the guy who's want to sign up for ufc, I'm like, no, I'm.

[Brandon]

I didn't just sign up with kfc.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the world famous John Clay Wolf show [e-mail].

[Pre K]

This stupid YouTube stream and stuff has done more for us than I realized it would as far as recognizability.

[Bobbo]

Oh, good.

[Pre K]

And then. And then getting things going again. It's odd.

[Turley]

Worldwide.

[Pre K]

Well, the worldwide's pretty well. I mean, if you look at our streamers, they are worldwide.

[Bobbo]

But.

[Pre K]

But the recognizability of everything, it's weird. It's like we. We've been doing this for 20 years. In the past two years, it's gotten a lot more popular than it used to be. And I don't know why we used to be funnier two years mean before that. 800-800-723-48008.

[Bobbo]

We still have our moments.

[Pre K]

Do we have backtracks this week?

[Bobbo]

We do.

[Pre K]

Okay, why don't we play those two and then we'll do Gigi's news and then we will get the questions. What. What are they?

[Turley]

Oh, hold on. I don't have them ready because I was not ready for that.

[Pre K]

Don't worry about it.

[Bobbo]

This week it is the anniversary of the firing of Sebastian Bach from Skid Row.

[Pre K]

Like anybody cares.

[Bobbo]

It's momentous, man. Great vocalist. Great vocalist of that age.

[Pre K]

Was he on? Was he part of Winger? No, that was Ted Nugent, wasn't it? Who was in Winger?

[Bobbo]

A guy's name was Winger.

[Pre K]

Somebody. Kip Winger. Wasn't there like a super group of hair? Hair band. Hair people.

[Bobbo]

Oh, man.

[Pre K]

Somebody call in. Somebody knows this. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. There was like. Like the Firm with Jimmy Page and that super group. There was a super group of hair vocalists. I think it was not Winger. It's another one. I forgot what it's called, but it doesn't matter. What's our backtracks right now?

[Turley]

I got them.

[Pre K]

I'm ready. Kick it. Cut two. Okay, so this. What are we listening to, Bob?

[Turley]

Skid Row.

[Bobbo]

Skid Row.

[Pre K]

Skid Row.

[Bobbo]

This day in 1996, it finally broke over and they had, like, personal problems for a long time. They finally said, sebastian, you are out of Skid row.

[Pre K]

Call in 800-800-RADIO. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. If you guess what the name of these two songs are that we're running backwards from Skid Row. You win merch off of the JCW show site. Anything you want. Cut one. I don't have the answers. Cut two. And we're also giving away. Oh, there's a lot of callers. The. The hair metal people are out today. Good morning, Arusa California. Who's this?

[Bobbo]

This is Jay.

[Pre K]

What you got?

[Bobbo]

John was trying to think of the band called Damn Yankees.

[Pre K]

Damn Yankees. Thank you. Was Ted Nugent A damn Yankee.

[Bobbo]

Ted Nugent. Tommy Shaw. Yeah. Jack Blades.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[Brandon]

It was Take Me High Enough. Great video.

[Pre K]

Do you. Yeah. If you play that for me, I'd appreciate it, Turley. Okay.

[Bobbo]

I don't wanna live without you anymore.

[Pre K]

Edinburgh, Texas, good morning. You're on the air. Edinburgh, Texas, this is Mark. Yep, you're on the air. Hello. Yeah, you're on the air.

[Bobbo]

Hey, you were talking about that super, super group. It was. Sebastian Bach was vocals.

[Pre K]

Ted Nugget was playing guitar.

[Bobbo]

John Jason Bonham was playing drums. And I forget who the other guy.

[Pre K]

Was, but that was. They were on.

[Bobbo]

They were on the super hoop hair.

[Pre K]

Metal super group deal. Damn Yankees. All right. Was there one called Jeremy in Huntsville, Alabama? Good morning. You're on the air. Eighteen in life and I remember you. Bob, I'm not looking at the answer.

[Bobbo]

That is incorrect.

[Pre K]

Incorrect.

[Turley]

Can I play him again here?

[Pre K]

Dallas, Texas. Hold on. We're gonna play him again. Hold on a second. Yep, go. That's cut one. What do. Do that again, Turley. Okay, this is skid row backwards. You got to guess the songs. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4, and cut 2. I can't grab the name of the song, but I know the song.

[Turley]

Yeah, I think I know two, not number one.

[Pre K]

Bianca, Houston, what's your answer? Bianca in Houston, do you have an answer? You. Are you there? Ron and west, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Okay, what are the answers to the two songs? Monkey Business and I remember you.

[Bobbo]

That is correct.

[Pre K]

N. Ron is the big winner. Pre K, grab line nine and tell Ron what he won. Or have him go to jcwshow.com and pick out a piece of merch. And then he can tell you what he won. Plus the Skid Row album from Born Lake Records. That was donated. Gigi, what's going on in your life? We haven't talked to you much.

[Ted Nugent]

I. I'm real excited because you know what happens to report. Nope, Nope. Diddy goes on trial.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[Turley]

And now it's time for the Diddy Report.

[Pre K]

Win, win, win. This will be. God, this will be TV. Yeah, this is. TVs gonna make a comeback with this.

[Bobbo]

Good.

[Ted Nugent]

I can't wait. Everybody's excited about this. This one.

[Pre K]

When did she start?

[Ted Nugent]

She starts on May 4th.

[Pre K]

May 4th. Pretty soon. Is it tomorrow?

[Turley]

Monday.

[Bobbo]

That is tomorrow.

[Pre K]

That is tomorrow, so.

[Ted Nugent]

Oh, okay.

[Turley]

So May 5th, then? Probably.

[Pre K]

Probably May 5th, because I don't. The last courtroom I was in was not on a Sunday. Open on a Sunday.

[Bobbo]

I think it'd be good if they started Diddy's trial in Sunday school, though, because the man's just rotten to the core. You know what I mean? Ggi her report report on a radio news broadcast yesterday, and they said they're not even done digging up charges yet. I mean, there's so. There's such an outpouring of people out there that saying, well, guess what he did to me?

[Pre K]

So he's just gonna kill himself?

[Bobbo]

I don't know that. I don't.

[Ted Nugent]

Well, he would be better off.

[Turley]

Oh.

[Pre K]

I mean, he's gonna get so many years, he's gonna kill him. Did Bill Cosby get out?

[Brandon]

Yeah, he's out.

[Pre K]

What's he doing now?

[Ted Nugent]

I guess. Yeah, hanging out with his wife, eating pudding pops.

[Pre K]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Turley]

The song you like so much, My Damn Yankees.

[Pre K]

I don't like it so much. Is this the only hit they had? They're a super group like Cream and they only had one hit song.

[Bobbo]

It was a great record. It was a great record. About the same time too late 80s, same as skid row. May have been a little later than that.

[Brandon]

That song was 1990 right there.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, they did. You know, actually, I heard on deep tracks the other day, Tommy Shaw and the other guy, Jack Glads in the band did a cover of Steely Dan's Dirty Work with the high harmonies and everything. It's just freaking beautiful, man.

[Pre K]

Do you think Nugent's going to play that tonight when he plays for us?

[Bobbo]

No.

[Pre K]

Okay. Well, he was part of the day. Mankies, right?

[Bobbo]

Post odds, brother somebody.

[Pre K]

I don't know. I think we have a few tickets left. You want to come see Ted Nugent tonight in the Dallas Fort Worth area? Well, it's really not the Dallas Fort Worth area. It's in Walnut Springs. It's in the middle of nowhere.

[Bobbo]

It's in a place where you want to see new.

[Pre K]

Fill your car up with gas if you're coming with Dallas so you'll make it home.

[Bobbo]

This is Ted nation headquarters right here, man.

[Pre K]

Yeah, this is it right here in his homeland, the Ted Nugget Hill.

[Bobbo]

It's a home game.

[Pre K]

It is a home game. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars. The radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com. we buy RVs, travel trailers, bumper pulls, goosenecks on the side. And we also do bikes in four wheelers and ATVs. What is all that? Jeopardy. Oh, Jeopardy's next.

[Ted Nugent]

That's right.

[Pre K]

Awesome. That's my favorite time of the Day.

[Turley]

You know what can they play? Can the listeners play?

[Pre K]

Yes. If you're good at Jeopardy. Call in right now and we're going to pick a listener to sit in. Maybe two listeners to sit in. Just one or two to sit in with us and play jeopardy.

[Bobbo]

Somebody's lifeline.

[Pre K]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. We'll be right back. If you want to play Jeopardy. Colin will put you on hold and pre K will screen you. Give him all the reasons that you deserve to play, and he's going to pick somebody to sit in with us on this next round. Be right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com thanks for making us number one. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800 radio. The John Clay Wolf Show, America's number one Saturday morning show. Damn, it feels good to say that. Go ahead and crack that natty light.

[Pre K]

I thought it was lines in my face, but Peter. Good morning, everybody. How the hell are you? We do have another video going up at high new Central on the YouTube channel John Clay wolf or John Clay Wolf show, whatever it's called on the YouTube channel.

[Turley]

Can you tease what it is?

[Pre K]

No, it's car. It's Kari.

[Turley]

Okay.

[Pre K]

Oh, and my son took his driver's test and the car situation and did he pass?

[Turley]

Find out.

[Pre K]

We'll find out. Yep.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Pre K]

Okay. We're gonna do Jeopardy. Right now.

[Turley]

Oh, boy.

[Pre K]

My favorite time of the day. Erica. Erica is. Erica. Where do you live? You are a guest player.

[Bobbo]

Houston, Texas.

[Pre K]

Houston, Texas. Okay, Erica is online and she's is playing against Gigi, myself, pre K and versus Erica. And Erica, what does she get if she wins?

[Turley]

Well, she's trying to win your stuff and you're trying to prevent her from winning. Okay, so she has to win to win your stuff.

[Pre K]

She can get a piece of merch off of jcwshow.com. brandon, do we have the rally stuff up yet on JCW show? The birch, the merch. No, no.

[Brandon]

We got some good stuff coming.

[Pre K]

You need to get on it. I can't do everything. Let's roll.

[Bobbo]

Must be time to test the pop culture IQ of our own John Clay Wolf show crew. Let's take a look at our categories. Y'all ready? Category one is reading flicks book to film adaptations. And category two, three names. Name three characters or name three actors from these classic movie and TV shows.

[Pre K]

Erica, when you know it, you don't have a buzzer. So you just say ding, ding, ding, and then he'll call on you.

[Erica]

Got it.

[Pre K]

All right, roll.

[Bobbo]

Here we go. Category one. Question one. He's known as the King of Horror, but Stephen King's most acclaimed film adaptation is one of the most critically acclaimed prison movies ever produced. Gigi.

[Ted Nugent]

What is the Shawshank Redemption?

[Bobbo]

That is correct.

[Ted Nugent]

I got it right.

[Bobbo]

Leading the pack into question two. Jaws author Peter Benchley wrote another deep sea epic adventure story about treasure hunters in the Caribbean that became a 1970.

[Pre K]

John, I missed it. 1970. Eric. Okay, I'm out. I lose. Keep going.

[Bobbo]

1977 blockbuster starring Jacqueline Bassette, Nick Nolte and Robert Shaw. Very popular.

[Pre K]

Oh, my. Erica.

[Bobbo]

Erica. Shark. That's incorrect.

[Turley]

Sharks.

[Pre K]

Pre K. You didn't screen on this.

[Bobbo]

Gigi.

[Ted Nugent]

Jaws.

[Bobbo]

Jaws is part of the question.

[Pre K]

Next question.

[Bobbo]

Correct answer is what is the deep? The deep.

[Pre K]

Thank you.

[Bobbo]

Jacqueline Bassette. Underwater scuba diving with just a T shirt.

[Pre K]

Dude, I was.

[Bobbo]

Don't matter. Question three is brand new. American writer Cormac McCarthy scored gold with this novel, which was made into a modern day action slash western classic starring Josh Brolin, Javier Bardem, Woody Harrelson and Tommy Lee Jones, and won a total of four Academy Awards.

[Pre K]

Ding, ding, ding. John, what is tombstone?

[Bobbo]

That is incorrect. Lots of Academy awards back in 2006.

[Turley]

10 seconds.

[Bobbo]

Javier Bardem.

[Pre K]

You're not in.

[Turley]

No, you can't play.

[Bobbo]

You can't. Brandon can't play.

[Turley]

No.

[Bobbo]

Because he knows this.

[Turley]

Pre K. What was the question?

[Pre K]

Go ahead, Brandon.

[Brandon]

I was gonna say, what is thrashing?

[Bobbo]

That is incorrect.

[Pre K]

Is it Maverick?

[Bobbo]

Cormac McCarthy scored gold with this novel, which was made into a modern day action slash western classic starring Josh Brolin, Javier Bardem as the bad guy, Woody Harrelson and Tommy Lee Jones.

[Turley]

310 to Yuma.

[Bobbo]

As in Grant.

[Pre K]

What is.

[Bobbo]

Our correct answer is no country for Old Men. What is no country for Old Men?

[Turley]

All right, Gigi's the only one on the board right now.

[Bobbo]

That's what she said. Category two questions. Here they come. Question one, Name three actors from this classic western film. You can see the pic right up there.

[Turley]

Go to jcwshow.com and Gigi can't see it.

[Pre K]

What? Oh.

[Turley]

Gone with Gone with the Wind and the caller can't see it's Gone with the Wind is what you're seeing here.

[Pre K]

Okay. Gone with the Wind. Name three.

[Bobbo]

That's the wrong picture.

[Pre K]

Name three actors from Gone with the Wind.

[Bobbo]

No.

[Pre K]

This is the worst round of Jeopardy. Ever invented, ever played in the show.

[Bobbo]

Gotta have the right. Gotta have the right picture.

[Pre K]

Yeah. So what is it? I mean, Jesus Christ Almighty, what is the picture?

[Erica]

I can't see it.

[Bobbo]

It's the Magnificent Seven, the old version.

[Pre K]

Next question.

[Turley]

That went through there, folks.

[Bobbo]

Name three of those actors.

[Pre K]

I don't even want to at this point.

[Bobbo]

Anybody?

[Turley]

No, let's just move on, please. Next question, move on.

[Bobbo]

Correct answers are on the screen.

[Pre K]

Good.

[Bobbo]

Category two, question two. Name three characters from this 80s musical blockbuster. Oh, no, these are coming slow.

[Pre K]

Well, you need to call your video man before you do this. He said, hey, I'm fixing to do this.

[Bobbo]

Oh, no, we already. We already worked it all out. I don't know where the picture is.

[Pre K]

Okay, but the caller can't see.

[Bobbo]

This movie's Purple Rain. Name three actors from Purple Rain.

[Pre K]

Prince. See you later, Gigi.

[Turley]

Go ahead. Gigi.

[Ted Nugent]

Prince. The Time. Morris Day.

[Pre K]

Yes.

[Ted Nugent]

And Princes.

[Turley]

Ding, ding, Ding.

[Bobbo]

Sheila E. Brandon.

[Brandon]

Apollonia.

[Pre K]

Apolloni is right.

[Bobbo]

Give it to Brandon.

[Turley]

Okay, let's not do the pictures anymore.

[Pre K]

Yeah, no more pictures. Bob, we have a caller. We have a caller.

[Bobbo]

Question three. Name three female actresses from this 90s.

[Pre K]

Tear jerk, rattlesnake rally. Going to be better organized than this?

[Brandon]

Yeah, I think so.

[Pre K]

Good.

[Ted Nugent]

Ding, ding, ding.

[Bobbo]

Hey, this is organized, man. He's got the pictures. He's supposed to put them up there. All right, quit bitching, sweetheart. Three actresses from Steel Magnolias.

[Ted Nugent]

Sally Struthers.

[Pre K]

Are you.

[Ted Nugent]

Julia?

[Pre K]

What's going on?

[Bobbo]

You said.

[Ted Nugent]

You said Steel Magnolias.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, Sally Struthers.

[Pre K]

Yeah, she was in that, right? How many grams have you ingested this morning?

[Bobbo]

You think Forrest Gump's mom was played by Sally Struthers?

[Ted Nugent]

Huh?

[Bobbo]

Wait, that's Sally Fields.

[Pre K]

Honey, you know what? Oh, yeah, I've had a lot of complaints over my 20 year radio career from program directors about the content that we've put out on the air on national radio. Most of it too blue, too edgy, too racy, too sexist, too. And I invite you program directors to call me Monday to tell me that this is just bad. This is just bad. John, that was just bad. It's unprofessional. It's just slop and bad.

[Bobbo]

Usually done pretty well.

[Brandon]

Mm.

[Pre K]

Do you have another one?

[Turley]

All right, so everybody, let's reset. Gigi's leading right now. One to nothing.

[Ted Nugent]

Thank you.

[Pre K]

And who would even know that, right?

[Bobbo]

I got one.

[Pre K]

We don't have. We have to have a question. Brandon's got one, too. Okay. And who is Brandon? We don't know. Let's keep going.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Pre K]

Some guy walked in out of the pasture category.

[Bobbo]

All right, here's our. Here's our bonus question for category one. Not even the Great Depression could keep audiences from flocking to this 1939 adaptation of a popular Civil War novel starring Vivian Lee.

[Ted Nugent]

Gigi, what is gone with the win?

[Bobbo]

That's correct. Gigi wins. All right. Yay, Jeopardy.

[Pre K]

Erica, you did a hell of a job. Good job. Bye.

[Turley]

Wow.

[Pre K]

Pain and suffering is what I know. The 30s stuff. Who? The video man. Yeah, but that. That. The Questions were so 30s and 40s. Who gives a flying F. Well, I.

[Bobbo]

I make the questions. I mean, I'm sorry, if you don't like them, that is on me.

[Pre K]

I mean, I'm not a historian, but.

[Bobbo]

You can't eat me too.

[Turley]

Here we go.

[Bobbo]

I mean, you don't get to judge.

[Pre K]

What I would I eat.

[Bobbo]

You don't get to judge what I do.

[Pre K]

How would I eat you? How would that work? Is that like some pornographic dream you have?

[Bobbo]

No, but you better bring a couple of friends.

[Pre K]

This went from fighting to oddities.

[Bobbo]

Okay, you're welcome.

[Pre K]

Brandon, where do they find your bikini team? Let's talk about something positive.

[Brandon]

You can check us out on Facebook and Instagram for sun. Bruce bikini team Brew is Bru spelled a little differently.

[Pre K]

And what's the difference between your girls and the Swedish bikini team?

[Brandon]

We're mainly American. I've had a few Russians.

[Pre K]

I saw some Mexicans.

[Brandon]

They're well American. Mexicans?

[Pre K]

Mexican Americans.

[Brandon]

Yes, yes. Had a few.

[Pre K]

You got some Russians. Are the Russians legal?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Well, one. How do you know?

[Brandon]

One cent was sent back. Actually, she was illegal. She got in trouble at my house.

[Pre K]

Kicked off the Sunbrew because Kenny team for being a. You what? What would you call an illegal Russian? A Roski Ruski.

[Brandon]

She really is kicked out of the.

[Pre K]

U.S. like, did they come to your house and take her?

[Brandon]

Twice. The police came to my house for other reasons, which is what led to her being.

[Pre K]

What were the other reasons? I've got to know. I've got 50 seconds. This is very interesting.

[Brandon]

There were some dudes boots in my house at some point that were from some bar event. And it was like 2am and I wake up to like ET where they had the flashlights coming through my hallways with all these cops.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And the other reason was.

[Pre K]

What's that have to do with the.

[Turley]

Russian and the boots?

[Pre K]

It was.

[Brandon]

She had the boots for some reason.

[Pre K]

She stole a guy's boots?

[Brandon]

No, they were left behind and they were taken and actually, yeah, kind of.

[Turley]

Okay, she stole her boots.

[Brandon]

Why did the cops come because he called the cops. Because his boots were in my house. He. He came to my house. He's not allowed there. He was kicked out.

[Pre K]

Why is he not allowed there?

[Brandon]

Because she, she got a ride home from him. He wanted to hang out, but you gotta go. And I guess he got comfortable and took his boots off before he was kicked out.

[Pre K]

And the cops came and took her and the boots.

[Brandon]

The cops came in and woke me up, took the boots, searched my home. She hit one of them.

[Pre K]

Okay, so the show ended good. It was bad a minute ago. This is good. This is so ridiculous. I can't wait for more. My name is John Claywolf by Carson Radio for America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com West Coast, Vegas, San Diego, LA. OC We've got another hour with you. Everybody else, we're out. Remember a we've got a video going up on our YouTube channel right now at John Clay Wolf on the YouTube and we will see you next Saturday. Rat Texas Rattlesnake rally. Next is.

[Brandon]

It'll be not next Saturday, two, two Saturdays from now.

[Pre K]

We want to see you guys there. It's gonna be fun.

[Bobbo]

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