#505 John Clay Wolfe Show 05.17.25

Summary

Summary of The John Clay Wolfe Show - Episode #505 (05.17.25)

Release Date: May 17, 2025

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1. DIY Struggles and Home Projects

Discussion Highlights: The episode kicks off with a relatable conversation about the common frustrations of assembling DIY furniture, particularly from stores like IKEA and Northern Tool. Hosts John Clay Wolfe, JD Ryan, and Michael Turley delve into the challenges of following unclear instructions and the patience required for such projects.

Notable Quotes:

• John Clay Wolfe [00:00]: "Losing your cool is part of the process of fixing something, right?"
• JD Ryan [03:10]: "The older I get, every time I pick up one of these, I just hate myself for picking that up."

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2. Breakfast Burrito Banter

Discussion Highlights: The hosts share their love for Dave "the Dirt Man's" famous breakfast burritos, contemplating the idea of making them a weekly staple for their show listeners.

Notable Quotes:

• Pre K [01:14]: "They seem pretty homemade."
• JD Ryan [01:32]: "Dave the Dirt Man. His famous breakfast burritos. We should really contract that for every single week."

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3. Building a Kayak Trailer: A Frustrating Endeavor

Discussion Highlights: John Clay Wolfe recounts his experience assembling an unassembled kayak trailer purchased for $400 from Northern Tool. Contrary to positive reviews suggesting a simple build, it took John four weekends to complete, causing significant frustration and requiring his wife's assistance.

Notable Quotes:

• John Clay Wolfe [02:01]: "So I took on a project of putting a trailer together for my kayak... It took me four weekends to do it."
• Michael Turley [03:02]: "I think it was worth the 300 bucks to spend just to have one together."

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4. Live Event Coverage: Texas Rattlesnake Rally

Discussion Highlights: The show transitions to live coverage from the Texas Rattlesnake Rally in Walnut Springs. Hosts interact with attendees, discuss event logistics, and highlight activities such as the bikini contest, pillow fights, and bull riding. They emphasize the community spirit and the success of the inaugural event despite weather challenges.

Notable Quotes:

• JD Ryan [05:22]: "We are an excitable bunch."
• Michael Turley [08:10]: "Texas rattlesnake rally. It's going so far, so good."

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5. Diddy’s Trial Update: Heated Conversations

Discussion Highlights: A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing the ongoing trial of Diddy (Sean Combs). Hosts debate the credibility of testimonies, particularly Cassie Ventura's involvement and allegations of drug use at "freak offs." They humorously speculate on the trial's progression and its media coverage compared to other high-profile cases.

Notable Quotes:

• John Clay Wolfe [20:16]: "It's getting big. They’re saying did he overdose? There's a lot going on with this stuff."
• JD Ryan [22:57]: "He's gonna get 15 yards for giving her the business."

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6. Car Segment: Listener Calls and GiveMeTheVIN.com Promotion

Discussion Highlights: In alignment with the show's sponsorship by GiveMeTheVIN.com, listeners call in to offer details about cars they wish to sell. Hosts JD Ryan and Michael Turley assess the vehicles' value based on provided information, engaging in humorous negotiations and emphasizing the ease of selling cars through their platform.

Notable Quotes:

• John Clay Wolfe [12:50]: "I buy cars on radio for givemethevin.com."
• JD Ryan [14:11]: "Tell her she's very lucky."

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7. Humor, Jokes, and Audience Interaction

Discussion Highlights: The dynamic between the hosts is filled with playful banter, jokes, and humorous exchanges. They engage with real-time listeners, share funny anecdotes, and even impersonate characters for comedic effect. This segment fosters a lively and entertaining atmosphere for both the live audience and remote listeners.

Notable Quotes:

• Michael Turley [34:20]: "This one goes out to all the brothels out there."
• JD Ryan [35:45]: "How’d you get rid of her? What’s her name? Oh, my name is Kenneth."

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8. Pop Culture and Trivia: Jeopardy-Style Games

Discussion Highlights: The hosts introduce a Jeopardy-style trivia segment focusing on new wave music, 80s films set in New Orleans, and iconic movies. This interactive portion tests their knowledge and that of their audience, adding an engaging and competitive edge to the show.

Notable Quotes:

• JD Ryan [143:49]: "What is 'Pretty in Pink'?"
• Michael Turley [147:44]: "What is 'Easy Rider'?"

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9. Closing Remarks and Final Interactions

Discussion Highlights: As the episode winds down, the hosts reflect on the day's events, congratulate winners, and make light-hearted comments about upcoming segments and listener experiences. They reiterate their commitment to providing an entertaining and community-driven show.

Notable Quotes:

• Michael Turley [145:05]: "You're listening to the John Clay Wolf show."
• JD Ryan [146:38]: "This is what I do."

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Conclusion

Episode #505 of The John Clay Wolfe Show offers a blend of DIY insights, live event excitement, serious discussions on high-profile trials, and lighthearted humor. Through engaging interactions and a variety of segments, the hosts create an entertaining experience that resonates with both new listeners and long-time fans.

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Note: Advertisements, intros, outros, and non-content sections have been omitted to focus solely on the core discussions and interactions of the episode.

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Losing your. Is part of the process of fixing something, right?

[JD Ryan]

Everybody does that. You buy, right? Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

You buy something at Ikea, you get.

[JD Ryan]

Halfway through putting it together, you're like, dude, where the.

[Michael Turley]

Is the.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, there it is. There it is. There it is. But, honey, I didn't see it. Why you want to put it together? Instructions make no sense.

[Michael Turley]

I will buy another one.

[JD Ryan]

I'll buy five and smash four if I want to. Don't tell me what to do.

[Michael Turley]

I'll go to your mother's.

[JD Ryan]

I don't give a.

[Michael Turley]

Jesus Christ.

[JD Ryan]

Yo, what story are you gonna tell? This one, right?

[Michael Turley]

Not the part about how you pay.

[JD Ryan]

All the bills, right?

[Michael Turley]

How was that uncalled for? How was that uncalled for? I wasn't even talking to you.

[JD Ryan]

I know what I said. Yes.

[Michael Turley]

You think I wanna be the guy who flips out about the tables?

[JD Ryan]

I don't. Okay. You didn't have to speak. Well, you do too. Okay. Well, I thought you were going to your mother's.

[Michael Turley]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf Show. Check out all the mayhem online, podcast, replay, YouTube channel, socials, live stream [e-mail] mine doesn't threaten to go to her mother's mind. Threatens to bring her mother here.

[JD Ryan]

Which is worse.

[Pre K]

Say it again. Mom's coming.

[Michael Turley]

They're here right now, actually. Are they?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, cool. Hey, y' all are gonna have to cover this for a minute. I got a little. I slammed a breakfast burrito.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[JD Ryan]

All right.

[Pre K]

You've done this before. We've been doing this for years. By the way, the. That John ate too fast.

[JD Ryan]

Dave the Dirt Man. His famous breakfast burritos. We should really contract that for every single week.

[Pre K]

That's true.

[JD Ryan]

They are delicious.

[Pre K]

Where do they come from? Where do they come from? Does he make them?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, Dave. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're really good.

[Pre K]

He makes them, I think.

[JD Ryan]

I mean, you're asking me, and I'm gonna say yes.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

All right.

[JD Ryan]

Because I don't know, we got a.

[Pre K]

Kitchen downstairs full of people.

[JD Ryan]

They seem pretty homemade.

[Pre K]

They're awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

The. That clip right there. He's talking about building stuff and how frustrating.

[Pre K]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I took on a project of putting a trailer together for my kayak.

[Pre K]

A trailer?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, because I saw it. It was cheap. It was like 400 bucks.

[Pre K]

Like a trailer trailer?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. For 14 foot.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Pre K]

It's a big trailer.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so I'm like, you know what? I can do this.

[Pre K]

Where do you get them that are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Unassembled from Northern Tool? You can buy yeah, there's.

[Pre K]

IKEA style.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And so I looked, and I was looking at the reviews and they said, oh, yeah. I was like, I did it in.

[Michael Turley]

Two hours, blah, blah, blah.

[Pre K]

Takes a screwdriver and a piece of T tape.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so I fell for it. And I was like, all right.

[Michael Turley]

Ordered.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was cheap. Cheaper than buying one that's put together.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It took me four weekends to do it.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, no kidding.

[John Clay Wolf]

The frustration was so. I mean, I've never been so mad. My wife.

[Michael Turley]

Because I had to have her help.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And hold things because you can't do it by yourself.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You put an axle on, you're trying to push the tire into the axle. I mean, it was a nightmare. So that frustration that he was talking about there, I mean, I was cussing the whole time. Oh, yeah.

[Pre K]

And it's not her fault at.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no, no.

[Pre K]

You're mad at her because she's there.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not holding it right. Come on.

[Michael Turley]

You're supposed to hold it right.

[JD Ryan]

Come on. You know, in your, you're in your 20s and you, you buy like a bookshelf, you know, and it's back then it's like nine bucks and it's a two shelf bookshelf and you put it together and it's maybe, maybe half an hour job where you're so proud and you're living in your own place with your own refrigerator and a brand new bookshelf you built yourself. And the older I get every time I pick up one of these deals and I just, you know, I just moved last year and a lot of. There's a little bit of build it yourself furniture in there. You want to save a bucket, too. And every time I pick up one of these precisely halfway through the building part of it, I hate myself. Right. Hate myself for picking that up.

[Pre K]

The money on one that's put together by somebody.

[JD Ryan]

You are not wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you're. You're dead on. I was like, man, it was worth the 300 bucks to spend just to have one together.

[Pre K]

Put it together, just pick it up. Two things you never want to put together. Also a trampoline. Ever, under any circumstances. Or a barbecue girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's not funny.

[Pre K]

You know, because you, you love that. You watch the YouTube video right?

[Michael Turley]

After a broken marriage.

[Pre K]

That's easier to put back together is it cost more. It costs a lot more.

[JD Ryan]

A lot of variable factors.

[Pre K]

You're not getting any discounts at all.

[Michael Turley]

I'm better. You know, I need to figure out what it is. My wife thinks I'm Dying. And this, like. I don't know, the first bite in the morning, if it's a. If it's a egg, something or. What's weird is if I go to this chicken place, has this vinegar salad dressing, it does the same thing, but my esophagus closes. Closes up, and I get hung. You. Then it's like some old guys get hung on the crapper. I got hung on breakfast.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you take. You're just taking a huge bite and trying to swallow.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

Isn't that crazy? It's not really that out of control. I. Not really.

[Pre K]

You've done it many times. We've seen it here.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Why don't make it funny.

[Pre K]

When I make it funny, you will try to explain. You eat too fast and too much. There you go. You just answered your own question.

[Michael Turley]

That's why I don't eat. See, I brought the fans here to the. To the deal today. They almost killed me. Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Is that right?

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, here we go.

[JD Ryan]

They are an excitable bunch.

[Michael Turley]

Y' all got any more tricks for me?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, there'll be more.

[Pre K]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Saloon. Maybe they'll try to kill you.

[Michael Turley]

They'll shoot me.

[John Clay Wolf]

We kind of planned it.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like first time. If it doesn't work.

[Pre K]

Well, we have security. Security for you, so don't worry about that.

[Michael Turley]

These people are interesting, you know, I mean, they're show fans, obviously, and that's what brought them together. But I'm looking at these people this weekend that came meeting them, and we're the bar that they all met at. Yes. That's really what we are.

[JD Ryan]

The gar.

[Michael Turley]

Into us. Don't get me wrong, and I'm flattered, but they're into each other more than they're into us. And that's wonderful. Yeah, I mean, they've got this thing going that's really unique of a club.

[Pre K]

Wolf pack, bunch of guys.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

From a fraternity.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. We had a dinner with Scott and his wife. I forgot her name. And he's. He's a fascinating guy. Pilot Scott.

[Pre K]

I'm gonna call him Stevens.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

From Louisiana?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no.

[JD Ryan]

Las Vegas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Vegas. He's actually from. All the way from Vegas.

[Michael Turley]

They dry or fly?

[John Clay Wolf]

He drove.

[Pre K]

And there's a. Scott and Kayla.

[Michael Turley]

Kayla, there's another guy here that drove from, like, Mission Viejo. Drove?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Did you meet him?

[JD Ryan]

He's a.

[Michael Turley]

He's a Jag technician at the Jaguar.

[Pre K]

Is that Victor?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did not meet Victor last night.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, there's a. It. It's pretty wild.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Their Scott was interested because he's like six degrees of Scott, I'm gonna call it, because he's flown so many really wealthy people.

[Pre K]

Pilot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the pilot.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That they're all connected to somebody else in business, I mean, is like, holy crap. It's amazing. It's like, what are you listening to our show for? How are you listening to the John Clay Wolf show?

[Michael Turley]

Do you have an answer? He just was.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's been listening from back when. You remember Boots, the story of Boots.

[Michael Turley]

The buyer in Vegas.

[John Clay Wolf]

In Vegas.

[Michael Turley]

And he. We opened an office in Vegas. We sent a guy out there. He winds up getting bit by the dragon of Vegas. Gets rolled at a gas station. And they shook him out and he's all beat up, but really he owed money. But he told us a lie about how he just got rolled. So he sent somebody out there to help him. He was in jail. Long story short, when he got back, he got put in jail, too. Yeah, yeah. He may still be in jail, for all I know.

[Pre K]

There was a time with the boots, he had the ankle monitor. So, yeah, he was.

[John Clay Wolf]

I guess that story is what drew him into this. I was like, boots. You remember the story of Boots?

[JD Ryan]

And that's special because he's been listening a long time and we were able to pinpoint his. His starting gate for us. So he goes back that far?

[Michael Turley]

Well, there's a couple in Amarillo I met last night that have been listening for 15 years.

[JD Ryan]

I think I saw that guy too. You know, not everybody's a part of the Facebook.

[Michael Turley]

She's a vendor out the campground. And I was trying to. You know, I got here late after the graduation and I just walked in, went up to the. I was looking around, I was trying to slide out. She yelled at me. You're supposed to be approachable this weekend. All right, mom, you're trying to do the Irish goodbye.

[John Clay Wolf]

It did not work.

[Michael Turley]

I wasn't doing the Irish hello. I slid in. I just wanted to see what was going on. I was watching the ZZ Top cover. But yeah, we got lucky by not getting hit by hell last night. Very like, it hit him right in. I believe today's going to be a good day out here, though. Texas rattlesnake rally. It's going so far, so good. Today will be the biggest day by. By a long shot. Did you got to the Viper pit?

[John Clay Wolf]

I did not. I got in just about 8 o' clock and then I was meeting with some of the folks here.

[Michael Turley]

And did you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tomorrow or tonight or today. Actually this afternoon we'll go out there.

[Michael Turley]

They stayed up pretty late last night, too. Did you go last night or did you go yesterday, Bob?

[JD Ryan]

Viper pit.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

No, I didn't yesterday. I went with you the day before. I was around the rattlesnake a lot yesterday. You know, the bikini contest was a good contest. It was outstanding. Outstanding.

[Michael Turley]

There's not much you can tell about it.

[JD Ryan]

Brandon, our man from Sunbury, comfortable to.

[Michael Turley]

Have a little breakfast while you're telling me.

[JD Ryan]

He's quite a. He's quite a hype man.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's an emcee for sure.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, he's. He's really good at what he does. And so when. When I go up to help him, I mean, he's. He's the show. I'm just like the Ed McMahon. I just. When. When he needs to go tabulate or do something, I'll just sit there and patter, you know, for five to seven minutes and let him go. And then he comes back and takes. I believe it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a lot.

[JD Ryan]

16, 14. And just, I mean, drop dead gorgeous.

[Michael Turley]

Drop dead gorgeous.

[JD Ryan]

Drop dead gorgeous.

[Michael Turley]

Are you easily impressed?

[JD Ryan]

Absolutely. Okay. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

It is fascinating sliding skill into it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you been to a bikini contest before, John? Because it's fascinating you. They have to work the room, and so they go up there, they do their little thing, you know, kind of show off, and then they work the room and they have to, you know, smoosh for votes. And there's a lot of the wolf pack were out there, and a couple of. Tony was one of them. I think he was a judge, right.

[JD Ryan]

Tony got a little weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did Tony get weird?

[JD Ryan]

Well, so the last thing, they've been up on stage with us, we've given all the information about them. They turn and they swirl and they bend and they show you everything, and they go away and they do one last challenge to be graded upon is they had a giant. I don't know what CC it was, but like a Punisher edition Harley Davidson. Okay. A big one. And the ladies pose with the bike and they do their lean back and they lean forward and just shout reverse cowgirl and all this stuff.

[Michael Turley]

The dry hump of the bike.

[JD Ryan]

So while they're posing with the bike and they each get, you know, whatever seven to 10 poses. Anthony is sitting at the table, the tables in front of him, the bike and the girls are here, and he's leaned all the way across the table saying, bend over. Bend over to the left. Show your ass. I think they made him a judge maybe or something. And he's yelling at everyone. That goes up there. He's yelling at him. I'm like, oh my.

[Pre K]

Oh my God, this is tough.

[JD Ryan]

Did you go?

[Pre K]

I did not make it. Sorry. Kim had a graduation very much like your family, except it was eighth grade and I thought we'd get back early enough. We did not.

[JD Ryan]

Oh boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eighth grade.

[Pre K]

I know. Yeah. That's why. And I said the same thing. I said eighth grade graduation. I know, it's exciting. People in the eighth grade.

[Michael Turley]

It's a non count.

[Pre K]

What's the other one? Graduate. The fact that we woke up this morning, let's have breakfast.

[JD Ryan]

Graduation.

[Pre K]

Right, but I'm with you. But anyway, so we didn't get back.

[Michael Turley]

Eighth grade's a non counter. Sixth grade's damn sure. Non counter. Yeah. Kindergarten, fifth grade. I don't hear about kindergarten. We'll show up for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Pre K]

Why?

[Michael Turley]

You know, there's a little kid.

[Pre K]

Little kids.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah. But you know, sixth grade graduation, third grade graduation.

[JD Ryan]

I never heard of sixth grade. But eighth grade.

[Michael Turley]

I don't even think the parents. Well, they're going into high school.

[Pre K]

Ninth. They're going into high school. So that's the big deal there.

[Michael Turley]

Why is that a big deal?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not.

[Michael Turley]

It's not a big deal.

[Pre K]

Wasn't for me.

[Michael Turley]

You got out of eighth grade, you went to ninth grade.

[JD Ryan]

Maybe for you oligarchs, but there's such thing as small town people and it was important to us. Prick.

[Michael Turley]

See?

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[Michael Turley]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Show presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[Michael Turley]

This is the John Clay Wolf show. Tim, you got a 21 Silverado? Oh, it's a 2500. It said 1500. Is it diesel or gas?

[JD Ryan]

Gas.

[Michael Turley]

You want 32 grand for a 21 crew cab Z71 with 107 on it. Is it leather or cloth? Cloth. I think it's 25 grand. I don't think it is. I know it is. Well, I had a guy who was gonna buy it and he sell it to the bank approved it at. Sell it to him. Well, sell it to them. Well, I was going. What? They didn't agree on terms, right? No, no, no joke. Because the, because it was. The, the loan carry was too high. The LTV was out of whack. 25's wholesale on the rig. Retail on. It's probably 2500 more than that. If you, if you want to cut him back to 27. 5, then the bank will probably carry it. Jennifer in Oklahoma. Good morning Earlier.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, I just wanted to call.

[Michael Turley]

Sexy.

[JD Ryan]

Such a sexy boy.

[Michael Turley]

Have a sexy voice. Gigi, did you hear that? She said my voice is sexy. It is very sexy, Jennifer. Thank you. I will remind my wife anytime that she's being mad at me. Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Tell her she's very lucky.

[Michael Turley]

Very sexy voice. This is good. Turley, do you think I have a sexy voice?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that's.

[Michael Turley]

That's Valerie in Pennsylvania. Do I have a sexy voice?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, you do.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, good. Oh, good. Yep. 97F350 dually diesel with 60,000 miles. I like this rig. 97. 97. 97. That's the same body style as a 96, is it not?

[JD Ryan]

Yes, it is.

[Michael Turley]

This. Does 20 grand buy it?

[JD Ryan]

No, no, I'll use it for that. But I appreciate it.

[Michael Turley]

What buys? I mean, I'm offered you 20,000 on a 30, 30 year old truck.

[JD Ryan]

I know, but if you, I mean.

[Michael Turley]

If you saw it, how clean it is, I mean, it's. How much is it? I said, I, I did put it in.

[JD Ryan]

Give me the vin.com. josh looked at it, didn't make me any kind of offer. He just said, thank you for showing me a beautiful truck. And that was it.

[Michael Turley]

And I just was, you know, I just thought so, you know, an offer.

[Pre K]

I was trying to get.

[JD Ryan]

Actually, we were. I was trying to get 40 for.

[Michael Turley]

It, but I don't know if that's. That's, that's why Josh said, thank you. Have a beautiful day and God is good and the sun is shining. All right, I understand that. You know, I'm not all tapped out at 20, but I am. You're too high at 40. Do you want to sell it or do you just like bragging about it?

[JD Ryan]

No, no, I don't have to brag about it. I've owned it. I'm the second owner on it. But I said, we just haul our race car with it, so it's never you know, we don't ever use it as a truck. So we were kind of looking at.

[Michael Turley]

It like this is kind of stupid.

[JD Ryan]

Just to hold on to it for summer.

[Michael Turley]

Does 25 buy it?

[JD Ryan]

No, I don't think so. I think I couldn't replace it. I couldn't find something to haul with it for 25.

[Michael Turley]

Just 25. 750 buy it?

[JD Ryan]

No, but I appreciate it.

[Michael Turley]

26. 9.99 buy it?

[JD Ryan]

No, I think I'll hold on to it.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, so nothing buys it, but I have a section I need.

[JD Ryan]

Well, I need to be able to buy something else. I'm not gonna, you know, quit racing. So I'm still going to need that something to haul with. And I did look to see what was reliable.

[Michael Turley]

So I just bought. You can buy brand new Dodge dually four wheel drive ST with the Chrome package. Brand brand new. $75,000 MSRP for 55 grand. Brand new. Okay, There you go. All right.

[JD Ryan]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

It's almost worth as much as your 30 year old truck. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars and radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com be right back. Hey, for all things give me the VIN. Check out jcwshow.com American Airlines has introduced a new first class option called flagship suites that features privacy doors, a cool touch pillow and a light flat bed. American Airlines get pregnant with us. We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, America's largest weekend morning show presented by givemetheben.com 800800 radio and check out the [e-mail] Todd, you're on hold. You're complaining that your wife whipped her boobs out at the Viper pit at the bike rally going on this weekend. She tried to, but they stopped it. Oh, no. I thought that's what that was all about. I thought that's why we did that out of town. Yeah, I thought that's what a motorcycle rally was all about. But oh, Brandon, the promoter there, he, he don't seem to want to have much fun out there.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[Michael Turley]

Well, you know, I'm looking at this whole setup and I think probably we probably just should have brought all that into town if it's not going to be, you know, crazy bestiality. No, but I mean if all that was in town, I think it would feel a lot different than it has felt the past couple days.

[JD Ryan]

You may be right. But you have no way of knowing. This is like first go round.

[Michael Turley]

It'll be great. I mean the feedback I'm getting As a inaugural from people that know. So. Dude, do not. This is fine. Especially with the weather. I mean there was a lot of people that came through yesterday. A lot. And there'll be more today. Yeah, but yeah, with it being the first one that, you know, you don't, don't know what to expect. But if, if people can't come out.

[JD Ryan]

And have some fun and you know.

[Michael Turley]

The biker games are a big deal. I talked to a lot of people that came out for those and they didn't happen. There was more people leaving than there was showing up. Oh, I lost him, huh? All right, well, I think today he has more of that planned, so it'll be fine. Crap. What you got? California.

[Pre K]

Hey, did Feisty win the bikini contest? And, and how come Barbie Bobbo's drinking.

[Michael Turley]

Barbecue sauce with his breakfast burrito?

[Pre K]

I want to know.

[Michael Turley]

What are you drinking, Mom? Skid Mark Rollins Gas Monkey Skid.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, love it.

[Michael Turley]

Stuff. It's some of my favorite. That and the stuff out of Austin with a little black farmer man on the. Yeah, Stubs Stubbs barbecue sauce and that are my 2 favorite.

[Pre K]

It seems like half the wolf packs out there and I'm jealous.

[Michael Turley]

You got more money than all of them. You could have afforded it.

[Pre K]

You're supposing come get me?

[Michael Turley]

No, no, this is. Yeah, I'll be right there. Oops, we lost it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So Diddy is on the TV and I didn't watch any of it this week. The, the trial.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want some Diddy report? I guess Pre K can help you out with that. And now come on, it's time for the Diddy report.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's going down. Diddy is still in jail. No, really?

[Michael Turley]

Really. Get out of here. And Epstein is still dead.

[Pre K]

Breaking news.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, this is. I think we're on like day nine or ten of his trial going on. So we're getting into the heat of it and basically the updates are, you know, his eight month pregnant victim Cassie Ventura testified. So she went on to the stand and said, you know, she was getting beat on a lot and you know, getting just dragged into these freak offs and stuff. And they grilled her about her drug use and actually you know, organizing some of the freak offs herself. So it's, it's getting, it's getting big. They saying did he overdose? There's a lot going on with this stuff.

[Michael Turley]

What do you overdose on?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's, that's what they have not said. But at a freak off. I Mean, what. What kind of drug are you using at a freak off?

[JD Ryan]

100. Pure canola oil.

[Michael Turley]

So is this. Is this getting the press that the other large trials have, like OJ and so.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think so.

[Pre K]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not that big. Or is it? And it's.

[Michael Turley]

Johnny Depp was a good one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that was weird. Maybe that's why.

[Michael Turley]

Let's start. You know what? Hooked. Here's what they need. They need to produce this trial.

[JD Ryan]

Sure. You're right.

[Pre K]

You're absolutely right.

[Michael Turley]

Because what got America watching the Johnny Depp trial was when Amber Heard's dog crapped on the bed and she ignored it. Or. Or maybe it was her that crapped on the bed. Yes, she crapped on the bed and she ignored it. That was absolutely the hook that made everybody said, hang on, I need to watch a little crazy how you look away. And then. And then everybody watched it for the next month. Somebody needs a crap on bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

A freak off doesn't.

[Michael Turley]

That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

That should be the hook right there.

[Michael Turley]

Right, but everybody's heard it so much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe that's what.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, but nobody's lined up, like, details now. I don't know. I haven't watched it pre K. You've watched it. Have they gone into the real good details on the freak off?

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the freak offs?

[Michael Turley]

Have they gone into really explicit details with how.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which some of it I'm not allowed to say on the air, but basically, from my understanding, Diddy was paying male escorts to freak off with his lady Cassie. And, you know, I guess the real question is just, was she in an abusive situation where she was forced to do this? That's kind of what he is on trial for. So. Paying somebody to bang your gal.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. And then she didn't want it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the question.

[Michael Turley]

That is the question. I wonder what Judge Wapner will rule.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're saying, you know, it might come to a mistrial if they keep on dragging Cassie's testimonial out.

[JD Ryan]

So, you know, my boy Diddy might.

[Michael Turley]

Come home soon, baby. He's your boy, huh?

[JD Ryan]

He's gonna get 15 yards for giving her the business.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he. No, he deserves some lockdown time.

[Michael Turley]

Fort Worth, you're on the air. What you got? Hey, Chew. I just took a live call. Unscreened. Hello?

[JD Ryan]

Hey.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, yo, my name.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name's Ted.

[JD Ryan]

I'm from Fort Worth. I love your show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, y' all need to put on an antique car swap meet out there.

[JD Ryan]

It would bring in a lot, and it mean a lot. To people like me because I don't play golf. I'll do swap meets. I like my cars.

[Michael Turley]

Well, hang on. Stop the presses. J.D. do you have a pin? I do. Ted in Fort Worth needs us to do a swap meet for himself.

[Pre K]

Ted?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not for everybody.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, well, I mean, it's kind of like what we're talking about with the free cops, you know, you're using the swap meets.

[Pre K]

Got it.

[Michael Turley]

You know, Ted, Swap LS Fest is going on out in Texas Motor Speedway too. That's. That's swappy kind of. Yeah, that's. That's the paper. All right, so we gotta stop. Let's just cancel the damn. And just turn it into a swap meet.

[Pre K]

2:00, clock it starts.

[JD Ryan]

Wow. Do you think he'd ever go like Diddy? I can force. Force the issue. I don't think you can't drive.

[Pre K]

That's a different kind of swap.

[JD Ryan]

Bob.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Swap, no.

[Michael Turley]

Bob, were you in your. Were your cows. Were you all ever swingers?

[JD Ryan]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Not at once. She had some wild ones.

[JD Ryan]

I've had some wild ones. Yeah. Yeah, no doubt. I think part of my, Part of my overall problem at my age is that I like them like that, you know, I mean, I love nice women too, but.

[Pre K]

Anybody ever pull a gun or a knife on you? Because I've had both.

[JD Ryan]

I. I had a long term relationship where there were. There was some potential knife play.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I, I slept when I play.

[JD Ryan]

When I was working nights. I. There's, There's a long stretch that I, I slept with the door locked.

[Pre K]

Locked and blocked every day.

[JD Ryan]

Yep. Because I woke.

[Michael Turley]

My roommates did an intervention on me during college and they said that I needed to move out because they were afraid that my currently ex girlfriend was going to come kill us all.

[Pre K]

Damn.

[Michael Turley]

She's too wild. Yeah.

[Pre K]

And angry. Wild and angry. Bad combination.

[Michael Turley]

She wound up passing away the other day. From an abscessed tooth this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. He mentioned this before.

[Michael Turley]

Recently.

[JD Ryan]

Recently.

[Pre K]

Wow. From an abscessed tooth. How bizarre.

[Michael Turley]

I hear you be like me choking on a breakfast burrito and just croak it. Or Mama Cass eating peanut butter.

[JD Ryan]

I don't think you're old enough. That, that falling out thing that we talk about. Just, you know, dropping dead.

[Pre K]

Yeah, the drop is what again? You said this once before. 50 to 60 just suddenly drop dead.

[Michael Turley]

Just drop dead.

[Pre K]

And then you go into the he got sick and died of.

[Michael Turley]

Right?

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

But the 50 to 60 is the drop to date. Just boop, bloop. Like me right now on the radio. Gone. Bill Bird has a whole setup on this, and it's really, really, really accurate.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Would you say he's like, he's getting to be the top guy now, or is it just flat down top guy already? What is top guy among comics?

[Michael Turley]

Top biller is going to be still Chris Rock, I think, who can fill a stadium as a comedian.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Chris Rock. Can Dave Chappelle still can. I do believe maybe not.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like you're talking about 15, 000.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pre K]

Who else top 10?

[Michael Turley]

Those Mexicans, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eddie Murray.

[Michael Turley]

They're into the Murphy beer, and they're into their comedy. Eddie Murphy, good. But he's not. He's not, you know, that. That fluffy guy. And the Mexicans show up better for the football games and the comedic shows. What we say?

[Pre K]

You want the top 10 from last year? Top 10 billers, if you will.

[Michael Turley]

Top five. Top five. Top 10 is gonna get along.

[John Clay Wolf]

We only have about a minute, so.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, the top 100. All right, Casey, let's go. Casey, do the top.

[Pre K]

Sebastian Maniscalco is number five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Daliano.

[Michael Turley]

That's great.

[Pre K]

Cat Williams is number four.

[Michael Turley]

Sebastian's better.

[Pre K]

Okay. Gabrielle Iglesias. Fluffy is number three.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[Pre K]

Matt Rife, I love is number two.

[Michael Turley]

Don't know him. He doesn't need to know him.

[Pre K]

God, you do. He's so funny. And number one is Nate Bragazzi.

[Michael Turley]

No idea.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's funny. Very dry.

[Michael Turley]

Number one.

[Pre K]

Very dry.

[Michael Turley]

But on whose poll? Like the one that Nate paid some gross.

[Pre K]

Gross tickets. $82.2 million last year. Nate.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. And the guy still Flummox. He's like, I don't know how I got here. I don't know why I'm here.

[Pre K]

That's his whole bit is, I'm just stupid. I don't know how I got here. I got big stupid eyes.

[Michael Turley]

And his name's J.D. ryan. He's taking us out. There you go.

[Pre K]

Or the John CL Clay Wolf Show. And it is big motorcycle rally weekend at Walden Springs. So more of the John Clay Wolf show coming right up. If you want to call in, it's 800-800-RADIO. Join us on the Internet on our YouTube [e-mail] or just listen where you're listening and don't go nowhere. We'll be right back.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, the John Clay Wolf show has what you need. Hit him up 800-800-RADIO. And check out the [e-mail] or john claywolf.com so typical women. My wife wakes up from a dream this week and she's like, oh, that was something good. Like, what was it she said, well, it was about you. Like, what was it? I'm not gonna tell you because I know. I knew it wasn't true. It's too good to be true. And we get in a rift because she's disappointed because of what I did in her dream that I don't do in real life, that she won't tell me. What.

[Pre K]

It was so complicated. I thought you were going the other way. Which is something you did in the dream that she's now mad at you for.

[Michael Turley]

She says she won't tell me because I'll make fun of her on the radio about it. Too late.

[John Clay Wolf]

Instead, you're just gonna make fun of her now, no matter what.

[Michael Turley]

That's fun. It's just weird.

[JD Ryan]

I know. I know where it is, man. You just made it obvious.

[Michael Turley]

What?

[JD Ryan]

Well, I mean, something you did in the dream, you know?

[Michael Turley]

No, I don't.

[JD Ryan]

You don't do. In real life.

[Michael Turley]

Died.

[JD Ryan]

It was a good dream. She said the dream was a good dream. Oh, wow. It's got a beautiful dream.

[Pre K]

What was it, Bob?

[JD Ryan]

I can't say.

[Pre K]

You can't say it on the radio?

[Michael Turley]

Charlie, does your wife do stuff like that to you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. She'll wake up and say, I'm mad at you because I cheated on her in a dream. And it's like, so, are we gonna start the day like this? I mean, come on.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

What did I do?

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. Don't worry. There's nothing like that. You just stop with those weird dreams.

[Pre K]

It's like, does she have dreams and then think that's gonna really happen in life?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because, I don't know.

[Pre K]

I mean, I'm getting a premonition.

[JD Ryan]

Is that what she.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, she didn't. She just was mad at me because I cheated on her in her dream.

[Pre K]

I dated somebody once, and she would have dreams and she would know. Just know they're going to be premonitions. There's going to be a car accident that this gonna. You're gonna do this because you dreamed it. Are you serious?

[Michael Turley]

Is that the Shelly girl? No, Joy.

[Pre K]

Her name was Reba.

[Michael Turley]

Sounds like a dog. It's like, what you name a pet?

[Pre K]

Yeah. No, her name was Reba.

[Michael Turley]

Or you dated a girl named Reba?

[JD Ryan]

I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

How much? She was older than you.

[Pre K]

Nope.

[Michael Turley]

Sounds old.

[Pre K]

Nope. I've never dated anybody older than me.

[Michael Turley]

How much younger than you is.

[Pre K]

She was 10. 10 years younger.

[Michael Turley]

Her name was Reba.

[Pre K]

Yeah, I know, right? There you go.

[Michael Turley]

Fancy.

[Pre K]

Fancy.

[Michael Turley]

How Long did this take place?

[Pre K]

You want Chance Fancy. Don't let me down. That would have been 90 through 94.

[Michael Turley]

That was a while.

[Pre K]

Well, we didn't not that long. It was two years, 18 months. I used to go through them every 18 months.

[Michael Turley]

Reba?

[Pre K]

Yeah. Reba was 92 to 94 and a half.

[Michael Turley]

That's where she is now?

[Pre K]

Yeah, she's 92.

[JD Ryan]

Oh.

[Michael Turley]

What. What made it end? You and Reba?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

It was just time to move on.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, that's not a good example. Yeah. Every day.

[Pre K]

Yes, it was. It wasn't working out.

[Michael Turley]

Was the name, do you think? The name.

[Pre K]

No name.

[Michael Turley]

Did she have red hair?

[Pre K]

She did not.

[Michael Turley]

Did she sing country Care.

[Pre K]

She did not sing country music. That's Babo's. Reba. I would never step on a buddy's date.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you.

[Michael Turley]

Did she talk with a little slang?

[Pre K]

She did not. She was a very intelligent businesswoman.

[Michael Turley]

Except for her name's Reba.

[Pre K]

What's so.

[Michael Turley]

It's just weird.

[JD Ryan]

Hello? JD Re call. I'm gonna call you. It's okay if I call you while you're on R? Sure. I know you. Really? When you're on R, faint with dj. Hey, what about. Can I come over your house? Not.

[Pre K]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Married.

[Pre K]

Happily married.

[Michael Turley]

Here's your one chance, J.D. don't let me down.

[JD Ryan]

I decided to change my mind. I'm gonna go down.

[Pre K]

Oh, you are? That's good.

[JD Ryan]

All right.

[Pre K]

That's lovely.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. You should. Good dj. Hey, play Misty for me.

[Pre K]

I will play Misty for you.

[JD Ryan]

Want to come have a drink?

[Pre K]

Go away.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, can I say something real quick? Real quick. My old friend, the counselor, Alec, who worked for the bailiff's office down here years ago, moved back to home to Virginia, and he is enjoying listening to us on WBIG. Big 100.

[Michael Turley]

Good, good. Let's just stop the show for this.

[Pre K]

Maybe he'd like to hear something. Florida news.

[Michael Turley]

He might go ahead.

[JD Ryan]

And now from North America's online down Virginia, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D. ryan.

[Pre K]

What's a good way to relax? You're all stressed out, you've been on the radio and people making fun of you. What's a good way to start getting Descri dressed? How about a massage? Well, this woman decided to make an appointment for massage in Palm Beach. Unfortunately, it wasn't her. The kind of appointment she thought it was. It was one of those places, and she didn't realize it until probably too late. Number eight.

[JD Ryan]

I accidentally had a massage at a brothel.

[Michael Turley]

Brothel I went and just had a massage the other week after the gym. My neck was sore.

[JD Ryan]

Well, since then, I found out that.

[Michael Turley]

It is a full service. There were flags, and they were red and waving. And when it was halfway through, a guy walked in and he was like, oh, no, I'm gonna wait for that other person. And I was like, yeah, whatever.

[JD Ryan]

She's actually giving me a great massage.

[Michael Turley]

But then she didn't change the towel.

[JD Ryan]

Or the face thing or anything. When I left, she was just like, out. Out. Next.

[Michael Turley]

They were probably so confused as to what was there.

[JD Ryan]

Saying, I've got a sore neck.

[Michael Turley]

Her forenet.

[Pre K]

Boy, she had a shed gristle in her neck.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's sweating.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Bob.

[Michael Turley]

Oh.

[Pre K]

You ever been to a massage place?

[JD Ryan]

I have.

[Pre K]

Not like that.

[JD Ryan]

I have not.

[Pre K]

There was one in the old building where we used to be. There was one right next door, right? Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I remember. They moved in, right?

[Pre K]

Yeah, there was right next door. We used to walk out there and go, I wonder if that's. Oh, yes, it is.

[JD Ryan]

It was.

[Pre K]

More massage.

[JD Ryan]

Why didn't you tell me?

[Pre K]

Well, it was right behind the building. Everybody knew.

[JD Ryan]

I didn't know.

[Michael Turley]

I didn't know.

[Pre K]

More massage hijinks. Two men have now come forward.

[Michael Turley]

Did you get a handy?

[Pre K]

I did not. Alleging they were touched inappropriately by the owner of the massage parlor. This one's in Orlando, Florida. Luckily, one of them had the little recorder on. They recorded this.

[Michael Turley]

This from Big Replay Handyman by James Taylor.

[Pre K]

Got number nine.

[Michael Turley]

I do like your blonde friend here. Let me see your belly button.

[Pre K]

Oh, Eureka.

[Michael Turley]

God, that's nice. Stand up, walk to the back and do a slow spin for me. And then. And then look back at me mean, like.

[JD Ryan]

Like a dragon.

[Michael Turley]

Now, wait a second, big girl. I just showed you my stomach. Come on, deals a deal, Earl.

[Pre K]

Big girl from Starsky and Hutch.

[JD Ryan]

Actually, yeah, big girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

This one goes out to all the brothels out there.

[Pre K]

Come here, handy man, James Taylor.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, what about Bob? Could you do a riff off this as an Asian massage parlor owner?

[JD Ryan]

Hey, ladies, gather loud. Listen to what I put it down don't you, baby, are your handyman I'm Nolikind Cruz, a rural tool I'm all different kind of sexical fool I fix broken heart and broken necks and break your neck with Taekondo. Yeah, that's terrible. Broken neck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[Michael Turley]

This is Bill Belichick's song. Or the owner of the Patriot.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, man.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, but listen to the course. It goes along with the vibe, what we're putting down I mean, listen to the course at the end, which makes all the sense for all the massage parlors. I'm open 24 hours a day.

[JD Ryan]

I fix your body, too. Handyman, handyman.

[Michael Turley]

Here we go. This is their slogan.

[JD Ryan]

Kamara.

[Michael Turley]

You.

[JD Ryan]

Kamara, too. $50 behind the main. Oh, that's terrible. We are fired.

[Pre K]

All of us.

[JD Ryan]

Hopefully not. Surely. Surely not until at least after this. Because we'll be back. God help us. With more. The John Clay World show right after this.

[Michael Turley]

I'm busy 24 hours a day. I fix broken hearts, baby.

[JD Ryan]

I'm your hand.

[Michael Turley]

Amen. Comma, comma, comma, comma, Yay.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Thanks for making us number one. The John Clay Wolf Show, America's number one Saturday morning show. Damn, it feels good to say that. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio one. 800, 800 radio now.

[JD Ryan]

John Clay.

[Michael Turley]

Here we go. Good morning, everybody. A lot of new affiliates just joined in this hour. We're on hour number two. No, three on the west coast, two in central. I think Vegas might have just joined us. But anyway, this is a show this morning where we're going to answer questions like, why do fat women have skinny husbands? Can Mexicans play ice hockey? When will there be a black man? When an Indy car race. These are things we all want to know. Where should we start?

[JD Ryan]

Are we sure about the Indy car race?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I looked it up.

[JD Ryan]

I'm just assuming.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Nascar. That's not what I said. Indy. Right, Indy. An African American, male or female, has not won an Indy car race yet.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, no, I said Indy, too. I. I just. I thought surely by now.

[Michael Turley]

Can Mexicans play ice hockey is an interesting one.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's none in the NHL that I know one.

[Michael Turley]

Why is this. This is a problem for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's more because it's not something that's readily available in their. I guess where they live, they don't.

[Pre K]

Grew up around it. Yeah, because it's warm down there.

[Michael Turley]

The Latin society as a whole is unprecedented on the ice. I don't get it. What's up with the Scandinavians, though? I mean, you know, they're everywhere. My wife is from Copenhagen, so I pick up on Ford and Shillong and Mia. These people with the weird names and. And they're in the US and they're in Canada. I mean, I. I don't. How do they do. They come over here on a boat and then they get to the river and they Just pick a fork to swim over to. Look at the Scandinavians.

[JD Ryan]

That's very Viking.

[Michael Turley]

Or do you just. I mean, since they're Vikings, you just put them like on a wooden raft and shove them off Niagara Falls. And whichever side they land on is the team they play for. Because NHL is full of Scandinavians and they are not legal. And we need to look into this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the Dallas Stars.

[Michael Turley]

And if they can have that much, why do we not have more Mexicans on the ice?

[John Clay Wolf]

But I know the Finnish are very good at hockey. It's the reason why the Dallas Stars are doing so well right now. Because they have what they call the finish 5. A whole line of Finnish players.

[Michael Turley]

So they're Scandies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, that's all.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

The Nordic.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Yeah, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And the Stars are beating the Canucks. Is that right? The Jets.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Winnipeg Jets.

[Michael Turley]

We have an update from the jets coach right here on the John Clay Wolf show this Saturday morning, May 17th.

[Pre K]

About the big playoffs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Game six. Big game in Dallas you got going on here.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, hey.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. He, he.

[Michael Turley]

Yo, yo. Hey.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, here's your tack into the gay from the Meeplees a couple of weeks ago.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

You know. Yeah, man. What a. What a dog he is. Sorry. Well, he's a dog. And the Stars. Stars are going nowhere after game six. I can tell you right now, today at 7:00. Yeah. You talk about the schedule, but you don't know what time the game is. That's what the Stars are doing. They don't. About half the Stars don't even show up. You know why? Because they're dogs.

[Pre K]

They're dogs.

[JD Ryan]

Bunch of dogs. And I don't know how you have ice year round in Dallas anyway.

[Pre K]

What's inside? And there's an ice rink.

[Michael Turley]

I think Mexico City needs a hockey team. Better.

[JD Ryan]

I'm gonna say something on a strictly, not even philosophical, but geographic and socioeconomic level.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

People in Dallas, Texas.

[Pre K]

Yes, sir.

[JD Ryan]

All of them. Bunch of dogs.

[Pre K]

Dogs.

[JD Ryan]

Dogs. Stars.

[Michael Turley]

What's the count, early?

[John Clay Wolf]

Stars are up three to two. They close it out tonight, I think, when the series go to Western Conference finals and play Edmonton Oilers again. Rematch. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I know that's gonna be a tough romance.

[Michael Turley]

How many Canuck teams are in the NHL? Three.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six, I think.

[JD Ryan]

Six.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Edmonton, Calgary, Winnipeg, Ottawa, Vancouver, Toronto. I think Montreal.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, my.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that's it.

[Michael Turley]

Why is it called the NHL then?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they started with six teams and. Oh, a National Hockey League. Because it was a National.

[Michael Turley]

Chl. And we're just hanging Out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, because there was a couple American teams in there. The original six, Detroit, Pittsburgh.

[Michael Turley]

Want to say the border guys?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

It'd be like Matamorous versus Laredo.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

What? Well, I mean, it's just the other borders one thing, but I mean, what teams do we share a lot of competitiveness with? Mexicans. I'm just feeling the Mexicans are left out of this whole thing. And you know, I think we need to bring them in.

[JD Ryan]

I think the older a sport gets, I think that the more it gets exposed. New culture. Well, Major league baseball. Okay, okay. National football, NHL is coming, you know, World cup been around.

[Michael Turley]

You don't hear of a real first gen Mexican being an NFL player. Very much like a real Mexican.

[JD Ryan]

It's starting to happen.

[Michael Turley]

A real Mexican is a Mexican that came over from Mexico to play football. These Canadians come over here, I mean in the Scandinavians to play hockey. Is there a real. Now there are real Mexican baseball players. I mean Mexican, native Mexican, like when they're finished, they're going back to Mexico. That's what I'm talking about.

[JD Ryan]

And Dominican Japanese, you know, it's. Baseball is as exposed. It's a world, but it just takes time.

[Michael Turley]

If Japanese are so small and frail, why are they so good at baseball?

[JD Ryan]

Someday 130 years from now, our great, great, great grandchildren will be somewhere out there on artificial ice. Curling. Every sport goes to everybody eventually. Unless it dies. Like backgammon.

[Michael Turley]

You know, we went to play little Mother's day last September, last Sunday. And the Scandinavians were in town or are in town. And we decided to go bowling. Huh.

[JD Ryan]

Right. How was that?

[Michael Turley]

I mean these people, like the curling was coming out in them.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. Bam.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, bam. Get you some of that. You know, mother in law looks back at you like face bitch means strike. You know, pick up the spare. So these cold countries.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Have to do indoor sports.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. After seeing your father in law play pool many times. I mean that. That weird grasp of physics that they have, I believe that about bowling. At hook shot now.

[Michael Turley]

Bam.

[JD Ryan]

I believe it. Seen him make nine balls in one strike. Man. Not even on the break.

[Michael Turley]

I have not been bowling in 20 years, okay. And I'm still not very good at it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you bowl like a 70.

[Michael Turley]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's not good.

[Michael Turley]

Is that not good?

[JD Ryan]

No good at all.

[Pre K]

Perfect game's 300. A really average poor game is 100.

[Michael Turley]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're like a kid that has bumpers up.

[Pre K]

Kid has the bumpers up.

[JD Ryan]

That's what I thought.

[Michael Turley]

That's bad. John yeah, that's not right.

[JD Ryan]

Don't pick on John.

[Michael Turley]

There's a place out here called Rough Creek Lodge. It's like a resort, and they have a bowling alley, and it's pretty nice, so I have to go work on that.

[JD Ryan]

I'm surprised we don't have a bowling alley in Walnut Springs.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, who knows? I mean, there's a lot of things.

[JD Ryan]

Nothing big, like two lanes.

[Michael Turley]

Why don't you pay for it?

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

All right. I'm not doing it. I'm not building more stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, you're done building.

[Michael Turley]

I got. I got all this going. Everybody's like, this is awesome. We want to buy this here. We want to do. Everybody wants to do something. I'm gonna do it. I got it started. I'm done.

[JD Ryan]

I bet you do hear that a lot.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, all the time. Yeah. I mean, I've Got Rattlesnake Roadhouse, W6 Steakhouse, Bosque Cantina in the garage. And then this weekend, we've got Gas Monkey Outpost, which we've rented another empty bar next to us and made a pop up out of that. So we got five places that we're managing, and that is just way plenty. Way, way, way plenty. I don't know why I do this to myself, to tell you the truth. I mean, you might as well take your peter and slam it in a door.

[Pre K]

Oh, no. You're a serial entrepreneur. You love it.

[Michael Turley]

I need to change cereals.

[Pre K]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Tricks are for kids, brother.

[Pre K]

You've had a lot of fun doing this.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I know. It is fun. This is a fun weekend out here, too. And if you.

[JD Ryan]

If you're.

[Michael Turley]

If you're looking for something to do this weekend, Texas rattlesnake rallies going on here in Walnut Springs, and there is a viper pit out of town, which is like the campground. And then in town is all that stuff I just mentioned. It starts warming up about. I think it starts at 11, but really about noon is where you start seeing a lot of guys. But yesterday morning, there were some guys from Weatherford that came over, and, I mean, there's people that want to be first to park their bikes. There were some early birds, Sure. I was riding around on my ktm, just making sure everything was in the right places and, like, get the music on and do this and get the T shirt mood and put it in the front of this deal and solve the crap. There's a lot of crap to do to run an event. Everybody's done a great job, though. I mean, all the people that work for this in the town and, and the. The real operators of these businesses. They're doing good. It's fun stuff. We'll be back in just a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

The sky.

[Michael Turley]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Show presented by givemethevit.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[Michael Turley]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Listener on the chat. You can go to jcwshow.com and stream the YouTube channel. There's a chat on the sidebar. Clarified. Scott Gomez was the NHL's first Mexican or Mexican American hockey player.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. First Hispanic star in the league. Played for the Devils and some other teams too.

[Michael Turley]

How long ago?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is back in 2000. He's a coach currently too. That was Santiago Montez in the chat room.

[Michael Turley]

Nice. Nick in North Carolina, you've got a clapped out 04 Mustang with 250,000 miles.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And it is a six cylinder.

[JD Ryan]

Six cylinder. Yes.

[Michael Turley]

What's great about this is the fact that you told the call screener that it's a 40th anniversary. It's a 40 anniversary car. It's nothing. If you stop right there, it's nothing. Period. And be quiet. That's it. It's nothing. There's just nothing. There's nothing there. I can't sell it to Scott. No, do what?

[JD Ryan]

I mean it's.

[Michael Turley]

It's a nice car.

[JD Ryan]

I mean it's basically drives well and.

[Michael Turley]

Everything like that, but it's got turn from stick shift. 25 year old Mustang.

[JD Ryan]

No, it's not even. It's automatic.

[Michael Turley]

It's an automatic. Do you have a cousin or a niece or somebody that you like that you just give it to? Yes, I'd do that. I'm serious. I'm not trying to be funny. It's just not. I mean it's a 300 car. Okay, I'm sorry. I mean, you know, it's just not 250,000 mile. 20 year old Mustang, six cylinders are worth nothing. I don't care if it's the first anniversary, it's worth nothing. I'm sorry. Mark. Good morning, you're on the air.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, it's a show Beverly sign up.

[Michael Turley]

Oh yeah, the Beverly Bar. Beverly's bar. You got out of your mom's place in Austin? Yeah, yeah, we put it up the next week. I love it. It's my favorite sign. Inside the rattlesnake.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right on.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. We were gonna try to get up there this weekend but my nephew's getting married so we didn't make it. Maybe next time.

[Michael Turley]

So Your mom was Beverly and she owned Beverly's bar, the biker bar in Austin, right?

[JD Ryan]

Well, it's my mother in law.

[Michael Turley]

How many years was that? A fixture.

[Pre K]

Man.

[JD Ryan]

She had to have it over 20 something years. I'm not sure exactly, but it was around a long, long time.

[Michael Turley]

Whenever you come up, tell them the beers. On you for bringing me that sign. I love that sign. I mean, the beer's on me, right? On you. Whenever you come up, say the beer. That's right. Dyslexia is a bitch. We'll be right back. Heard on the air every Saturday morning from New York to Los Angeles, Chicago to Houston, and broadcasting to the rest of the world [e-mail] or john claywolf.com. you're listening to the John Clay Wolf show.

[JD Ryan]

One of the most frightening things I think I've ever heard. There are parents that are giving their teenage daughters as a high school graduation gift, breast implants.

[Michael Turley]

Which.

[JD Ryan]

Man, that's just mom and dad sitting their daughter down going, oh, honey, we've been looking at your report card and it's stripper for you. I You see where you. Your name with a rainbow. That's the kind of thing we're talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're listening to the John Clay Wolf show.

[JD Ryan]

The guy's a blackout drunk.

[Michael Turley]

800, 800 radio. Yo, give me the VIN. Speaking of strippers, I'm watching the stream, the live stream during the break and it's last night's bikini contest.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

So, guys, the next break, I'm gonna have him replay that. So if you want to join the [e-mail], you can watch that. Were you there for it?

[JD Ryan]

I was there, yeah. Did you vote?

[Michael Turley]

Were you judge?

[JD Ryan]

No, I spotted Brandon on some of the announcing. It's that you've seen this guy work. He's really impressive. I mean, to hang around with Brandon.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, Brandon is the emcee and he's kind of the orchestrator of the rally.

[JD Ryan]

You wouldn't think he's all that. He's kind of, kind of unassuming, kind of backgrounds when we're all together hanging around. But he is a hype man. I mean, he's a great emcee for that kind of event.

[Michael Turley]

Kenneth in Texas, good morning. You're there. Kenneth in Texas, good morning. You're on the air. How are you doing? I'm good. How are you?

[Pre K]

I'm doing okay.

[Michael Turley]

What's up? Yeah, earlier, John Wolf said he wanted to find out.

[JD Ryan]

Why the.

[Michael Turley]

Why fat girl says skinny boyfriend. Why do fat Women marry skinny men, huh? Why do skinny guys have fat girlfriends? Yes. And the reason why. Because when you go out grocery shopping with them, right. Yeah. You go and buy a bunch of food, right? Yeah. Get home and you put it up.

[Pre K]

And all that stuff.

[Michael Turley]

Then you go to bed. Yeah. You go to bed.

[JD Ryan]

And.

[Michael Turley]

About 3 o' clock in the morning, she sneaks out of bed, you know. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

But you're still asleep. And she gets in the ice box and she cleans out everything out in the icebox. And all this good food that you.

[Pre K]

Wanted to eat and all that, it's gone.

[Michael Turley]

We play She's Gone by whole notes. So you're saying the reason skinny men, the reason they stay skinny is because their fat girlfriends starve them out. Yeah. They eat them out of the house, at home, and the guy goes, good work and all that, you know, and he's about dead tired, you know, because he ain't got no food to eat. You sound like you're talking from experience. Huh? You sound like you're talking from firsthand experience.

[Pre K]

Oh, yes, I am.

[Michael Turley]

It's had a marriage that lasted about.

[Pre K]

Two or three years, you know, and.

[Michael Turley]

You know, it's okay until.

[Pre K]

Her family.

[Michael Turley]

Ran in, jumped into it and all that stuff. The family started. The family started eating your food, too? What's that? Did her family start eating your food, too? Oh, heck no.

[Pre K]

Her family, they eat a bunch of hillbillies, you know. Yeah, her family was a bunch of hillbillies.

[Michael Turley]

They go out there to their house and they'd sit up and drink beer all night and they throwing horseshoes, you know, they had a game throwing horseshoes and that's all they'd do and be throwing dice and gambling and all that. Everybody be halfway drunk. How'd you get rid of her? What's her name? Real quick? What's her name? Oh, my name is Kenneth. No, what's her name? The one that's gone.

[Pre K]

Oh, her name was Gina.

[Michael Turley]

Gina, the fat girl with hillbilly in laws that play horseshoes and eat all your food and keep you skinny while you get up to go to work. They just keep eating and drinking at your house. And now you've gotten rid of her, Right? This is a shout out to Jenna. Yeah, thank you.

[JD Ryan]

Have we got her on the. Have we got her on the line there?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, we do.

[Pre K]

Oh, I think we do. Yeah. Oh, I just saw that.

[Michael Turley]

Jenna. Hey, Jenna, I heard a joke and.

[JD Ryan]

My husband Ken is on the radio there. He still sounds pretty good looking, but I tell you what. What he Used to start drinking whiskey. Seven o' clock every morning and five on Saturdays. You come home with a couple of Carl Jr. Big Cheese Whoppers. Need all of them cheeseburgers. They only brought me home. Was out and bald eggs. He wouldn't even buy me fresh egg and keep me. You can't help getting fatty okra and boiled eggs, Kenneth. Inconsiderate son of a bitch. My family ain't hillbillies.

[Michael Turley]

We're from Georgia.

[JD Ryan]

Hillbillies is in Alabama, Kenny.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you.

[JD Ryan]

Son of a. I don't like you talking to me like that. I like your show. I like him.

[Michael Turley]

Cars.

[JD Ryan]

You ever get a Cadillac you can let go of for free? I ride in it because I ain't got one.

[Michael Turley]

It's got to be a big one.

[JD Ryan]

I'm a healthy gal. I'm 59. I don't drink no whiskey in the morning, though. I drank vodka.

[Michael Turley]

Wow, Bob, that was one of the better ones from a lot. I mean, you really channeled that person well. You know that person in your life?

[JD Ryan]

I know that whole damn family. In fact, I know four or five of them. Oh, back here, though. Bill Tom come. Finally come home. It's been three weeks. He got back Ed Mohawk. He said he's making his own whiskey. One whiskey. Little corn whiskey. He's making damn vodka out there. Taters and corn. Owes me $400. He said he's building a steel out of a shiner bot keg. You can't make whiskey in shiner bot. Cake built up. We had to kick his ass at the house.

[Michael Turley]

You're making me cry. These kids, dude.

[JD Ryan]

These kids these days. I'll tell you what he said. Well, I gave. I'll trade you my crossbow. Is it okay? They ain't even got a string on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

These are real people.

[Michael Turley]

These are real people.

[Pre K]

He just lived this.

[JD Ryan]

Absolutely.

[Pre K]

That's great.

[Michael Turley]

Bill Tom. God, with the still. Okay. Mail from jail. Johnny Cash. We got to hit that right now. And then coming up next is the wait.

[Pre K]

No, it's not.

[Michael Turley]

I'm all screwed up.

[Pre K]

Get a little bit.

[Michael Turley]

What time is it? Oh, yeah, yeah, go ahead.

[JD Ryan]

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. Y' all having some kind of reunion down there or something?

[Pre K]

Yes, it's a motorcycle rally.

[JD Ryan]

Sound like my kind of people. Huge.

[Pre K]

Party. Party, party.

[JD Ryan]

John. This week's mail from jail injury reads, Dear Mr. Wolf, my name is Michael Allgood. For the last seven years, I've been listening to your show. Every week I'm on All Red Unit. And I look forward to that every day. I Was born and raised in Dallas, Texas area. I will be going back when I make parole finally. Hopefully while I'm here, I can learn the automotive trade. They have classes here, you know, so I can come work for you when I get out.

[Michael Turley]

Of course.

[JD Ryan]

Because I'm a changed man. I've only been in the world nine years of my adult life. One thing being locked up has helped me to do is stop doing drugs. Drugs. That's a blessing itself. I've been a meth addict for 21 years now. I've been clean for nine years of that time, and I'm gonna stay that way. Well, I'm gonna go for now. Hey, don't forget, try to put your podcast on Secure us so we can get them on our tablets here in the joint. Your loyal listener, Michael Allgood. James B. Allred. Unit, Iowa. Park Park, Texas, partner. If you got mail from jail, just send it on down the line to us here at P.O. box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. The zip code is 76147.

[Michael Turley]

Did you hear the ZZ Top Band last night?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they sounded really good, but was the.

[Michael Turley]

With the top of the vocals not ripping through your eardrums?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we were in the steakhouse and it sounded.

[Michael Turley]

Because of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Well, no, because that's where we're.

[JD Ryan]

We were listening to. What they do is they split it in half. The first half of the act is like Stevie Ray Vaughan tribute. Right? And they were literally. They were. We were talking, so I didn't interrupt the conversation. But they were playing crossfire.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

And it sounded like a recording. It sounded like a record. Yeah. They. They played the Stevie Ray Vaughn part well. Now, the. The vocals were a little bright for the ZZ Top end of it, but instrumentally perfect. Three man band girl on the drums.

[Michael Turley]

I asked. I asked Paul the sound man. I'm like, hey, man, you need to bring that dude on the stage. Lesson vocal data is just rip. Like, people are like, oh. Ripping their eardrums out. He said, man, I thought it sounded good or no. He said, I didn't see this text until it was over. I'm sorry about that. I said, I'm surprised you didn't hear it and feel it. He said, I'm deaf. I'm like, so we have a deaf sound? You have a deaf sound man? Is he joking?

[JD Ryan]

I've been suspicious of that myself a time or two. Because he'll be. We'll be on stage going. And we're between songs. He's just picking like, you want to play. You want to play getaway Falling. That's just come.

[Michael Turley]

So he's done sound man so long it's ripped his ears out.

[JD Ryan]

Maybe, maybe. You know, that happens.

[Michael Turley]

That does happen. It kind of happened to me from back when I was a concert promoter. And listen to that stuff too loud for too long.

[JD Ryan]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars Radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com. be right back. America's largest weekend morning show, the John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clay Wolf show, presented by Kimmy the vin dot com.

[Michael Turley]

So JD And Bob are leaving right now. They're going to town. They're setting up in the saloon. And then at the end of this segment, I'm gonna hop in the car and haul ass down there and they're gonna cover my vacancy while I'm en route. Is that how this is gonna work?

[John Clay Wolf]

That is the plan.

[Michael Turley]

Listeners, guys in town for the rally. Anybody that wants to go up to the saloon. The. There's the GMTV garage and there's an entry that says W6 Saloon. Go up there, have a seat, get comfortable. We're going to do the next two hours of the show in there. There's a full stock bar. Everything's free. Because this is kind of a listener's weekend. A lot of people traveled so we're doing that for you guys. Go to the saloon. Go get comfy. There's a pool table up there. There's plenty of seats. And we're going to do the next two hours, hours of this broadcast live from that spot in just a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

Belly up to the bar.

[Michael Turley]

Matt, Good morning. Yes, what you got?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I was calling about your bit.

[Michael Turley]

You did with the skinny guy and the fat girl.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, that's my brother and his wife to the T. Okay.

[Pre K]

He.

[Michael Turley]

He lit. They live off the government.

[JD Ryan]

He. He got mouth cancer from smoking all.

[Michael Turley]

His life and doing drugs and anyway.

[JD Ryan]

Now he's on government assistance and all they do is drink and eat off the government all day long.

[Michael Turley]

What's she calling. What's she talking in?

[JD Ryan]

11.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, well, maybe 5, 2, 4, 11, 5, 2 and probably £300. And he, he's 58 and 125 at the most. Dripping wet.

[Michael Turley]

It's a fat grown skinny guy.

[JD Ryan]

Oh yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And they. Oh yeah, I'm.

[JD Ryan]

I'm sure I don't know. But they, they live on the lake.

[Michael Turley]

And of course they're total lake.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

As much as you could think.

[Michael Turley]

Right? Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

And just.

[Michael Turley]

And fight all day and Ed just.

[JD Ryan]

Oh I. Why don't you buy me a Harley? I need a Harley.

[Michael Turley]

And because he. He has a Harley. Of course. Wouldn't.

[JD Ryan]

Wouldn't everybody? And.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it's just good stuff. That was killing me, too. That's funny. Thanks for calling 8008-0072-3480-0800-RODIO. Oh, I hung up on that person. Whoops. Okay. Remind me to take these run sheets with me. So don't forget that we've got this. Winners. He on for the giveaway.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're trying. We're trying right now. Meanwhile, did you see that Pete Rose got reinstated. He can. He's up for the hall of Fame now. You know the big debate with him.

[Michael Turley]

Because of his gambling.

[John Clay Wolf]

Correct. Well, they finally decided. You know what? Yes, he can. He can be up for the hall of Fame. Now, of course, this is after he's passed away.

[Michael Turley]

Why did they decide now to let him on? I mean, if they made such a stink code about it over the years, it's because sports gambling is such a big deal now. Well, still, the coaches don't need to be doing it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean, it's. And it is where they're having it, where you can actually bet on games. In games. You can bet. Not the players, obviously, but you can bet in games. And I think it's more of. We have. It's more of. Hold on. Pre K is giving me the hands up.

[Michael Turley]

Yep, here we go. Okay, you got to put them on hold, bud. Alex, good morning. You're on the air. Hey, this Joe there? This is John Wolf, owner. Give me the vin.com. hello. Hey, we've been trying to track you down. I don't know if you noticed that. Yes, you have. Do you know why? Do you know why?

[JD Ryan]

Why?

[Michael Turley]

Do you have any idea why?

[JD Ryan]

Something to do with the radio thing.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. So you really don't know why, do you? Okay. Did you sell us your car out of Florida? I did. What was it? What is it?

[JD Ryan]

2017 Dodge Charmer Charger.

[Michael Turley]

Well, there was a murder in it, and it's tied back to you. And they came and arrested me. No, I'm kidding. No, you. Did you even know we were doing a giveaway in the month of. For the March people or no, April. Every month we're doing a giveaway. Give me the vin.com. and we're taking one person that sold us their car and they win the giveaway.

[JD Ryan]

Giveaway? What you giving away, man?

[Michael Turley]

25,000.

[JD Ryan]

Damn. Are you for real?

[Michael Turley]

I'm for real. Dead serious. Dead, dead, dead, dead serious. If you go to, like, our show Page and Brain. We need to push this murder. Dead serious. Yeah, we. Braden. We've got this lady from last month. We got to put this out there. More people don't know that we're giving away $25,000 every time that you sell a car to. Give me the vin. Not. I mean, you go into drawing for that month, and, dude, you won. So you're getting a check for 25 bills. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[Michael Turley]

Yep. For real? Real. That's great, man. I'm having a baby boy in about three months, so that'll last.

[JD Ryan]

That's a lot of diapers.

[Michael Turley]

Name him John Clay. Okay. What city you be staying in?

[JD Ryan]

I'm in Pensacola, Florida, man.

[Michael Turley]

And what. Okay. Pensacola. Yeah, Yeah. I know exactly. That is. Well, yeah. This is great news. What? Hell, you're getting more money back from us, and we gave you for your car.

[JD Ryan]

That's pretty insane. I'm pretty. What a blessing.

[Michael Turley]

Absolutely. Well, congratulations. We'll be talking to you soon. I'll have somebody come over there and give you the check and do the. The thing where they're standing there with the big check and get the pictures. Oh, my God.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, man.

[Michael Turley]

We need to scam for once. It's elaborate. I mean, you're on national radio right now across all the stations. We're on 65 stations across the country on classic rock station hello, World. And I'm in. Y' all be blessed. Y' all be blessed. Be blessed. Be blessed. Well, there you go, Alex. I'm glad that we finally tracked down, but they've been trying to get a hold of this guy all week, and I bet you're like, man, I already sold you my car. Leave me alone. Right?

[JD Ryan]

That's kind of the vibe. Yeah, man. That's like, I'm a. I'm a busy, busy.

[Michael Turley]

I got my money. Leave me alone. Right? I know. I get.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had to call him at his pharmacy.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, he's at the pharmacy.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That he owns. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

You know, honestly, I was in, and I think y' all, like, got a hold of my wife, too, or something.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Props to finding all that out.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know how you did it, but. Well, anyway, it is real, so I will. We will figure out the details and get the gift given to you. And congratulations.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you.

[Michael Turley]

What a blessing. Thanks so much. I see you.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's awesome. We finally got a hold of it.

[Michael Turley]

Really? Was that hard?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We tried all these elaborate ways, like, well, John wants to promote your business. He likes small businesses, and he Wants to have you on the air and thank you for doing business with Give me the vintage. No, I have a wedding I'm at. I was like, okay. So we tried it again in this weekend. He's like, no, I'm gonna pass.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. I'm just gonna pass.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we had to pre K did a great job getting hold of him at the pharmacy there. I don't know what he'd use to get him on the line there, but that worked out perfect.

[Michael Turley]

Well, give me the venue, people. Are you selling cars on the radio? No, we're actually. What. What our product is that we sell to the public. Truth is money. We're selling money for assets, and that's. We're buying things we're not selling. So I was like, when we're gonna do a giveaway, like, you ought to give a car away. I'm like, we ought to give away what we. What we sell is money. So we're giving away $25,000 every month to one lucky person that we draw through a professional sweepstakes company that sells their car to. Give me the bend dot com.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the buying agent that worked with the. Alex Jackson. Actually, his name is Alex Maldonado there. And so he wins 500, too.

[Michael Turley]

Why did I do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, because it's, you know, it's like the lotto places that the gas station, when they sell the winning ticket.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They get something, and so, you know, the agent gets something.

[Michael Turley]

This is getting expensive. This is getting expensive. Quick, Adam. And graceful. Good morning, South Carolina. Hey, what's up? What's going on, brother? Work, work, work.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, how is the rally going?

[Michael Turley]

It's going well. It's going well. The weather was against us yesterday. Okay. And it's pretty crappy here. It's overcast today, but it's not raining. It's good. No, it's real good. There were. There were thousands. Yes. But where I made a tactical error, I do believe, is we split it up too much like the campground outside of town. And then everything in town, if you take those too far away, if you take those two bodies of attendees and put them together, then you have what I expected. And I do think. I think that that setup needs to be the case maybe for next year or the next year, but it would feel more festive and a lot more going on. And every. Because people like crowds. They just do. They say they don't, but they do. They're attracted to crowds, and the crowd is here. But a lot of campers, a lot of. Like, a lot of Campers or is it a lot of just trying to.

[JD Ryan]

Find a place and everyone's trailering their type deal?

[Michael Turley]

Both. A lot of writers, you know, a lot of writers. People are riding in the good news. We're only an hour and a half. Yeah, we're only. Well, we're only an hour and a half from 6 million people in DFW, and we're 2 hours and 15 minutes from 3 or 4 million people in Austin. And then Waco is 45 minutes away. So people are riding here, and I think they're just checking it out and feeling it out and figuring it out. So, yeah, it's been great. But what I love is the guys that are good at this, that do this a lot, all the, you know, strokers, Dallas, and the guys from Lucky Sevens and different people that are pro motorcycle rally people, they've all told me, say this is a success and this is going to be huge. You were absolutely on the right track. Because I'm wanting it to be the motherlode week one. Right. I want the first one to be like, you have to bring in the helicopters and the SWAT team and. And that's not, like, make the national news that we've overrun this area and that's not happened. But.

[JD Ryan]

But I think that's something new for y' all, too.

[Michael Turley]

Like, as much as you've done there, like, this is the first, I think, real big event. Right. That you've talked about that has actually had that much traction to go. Sure. Because you had the car show that didn't really do so well because of the weather again. But the first one did very well, and it was. It was sunny. We've kind of gotten banged on the weather twice, actually.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah. Your weekend wise has not been the best.

[Michael Turley]

Sure. It just. I mean, you can have it in the summer when it's not raining, but everybody will die of heat exhaustion. So it's good. It's good. People are. People are finding the trails. If you go to Walnut Springs Rally, we have the road tour maps on there, so you know where to go ride, because that's what I want to do is have a riding round. Hey, I've got to get off this radio. I've got to get in the car. I've got to run to town right now in SHIFT studios. All right, thank you, guys. Do your thing, man. Thanks for calling in and we'll see you soon. I'm fixing. Bobo and JD Will be picking up in about eight minutes. When. Or five minutes, and then I'll be there about five minutes after that, I'm switching studios.

[JD Ryan]

The John Clay Wolf show is heard every week on great stations like Las Vegas. Number one for classic rock, KXPT 97.1 the Point and Caper Texas 95. 7 the Armadillo in Amarillo. Catch the nation's fastest growing podcast and live video [e-mail] and we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show right after this.

[Pre K]

This.

[JD Ryan]

As a professional healthcare provider, I'm pleased with the results of prescription Marlboros for patients who suffer from boredom, weight gain and the inability to look cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was depressed, nervous and tired.

[Michael Turley]

That's when I decided to visit my doctor. He prescribed Marlboro Lights. Now I have more energy and I'm spending a lot more time with bikers.

[Pre K]

Well, I wasn't sure what to do with my hands. Whether I was performing dental surgery or riding my beautiful, beautiful new Indian motorcycle. My doctor prescribed me extra strength Marlboro Reds. Now my hands are serving a purpose and I'm meeting lots of trashy women.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, baby.

[JD Ryan]

Ask your doctor about prescription Marlboros. Prescription cigarettes saved my life. Mostly because with my copay they're back to a dollar a pack for maximum effectiveness. Take after meals with alcohol. May cause cough, dizziness, weight loss and difficulty in chasing off biker chicks. Just listen to what smoking has done for my announcing voice. And I'm only 19. Marlboro Live Life delicious. And live from the United States, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show starring John Clay Wolf with JD Ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ Pre K Keith Richards with the world's biggest son of a bitch and Satan, the Prince of darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf. Hey everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, John.

[JD Ryan]

Hey everybody, it's John Clay Wolf.

[Pre K]

Hello.

[JD Ryan]

We're here in the saloon. We got a. Got a bunch of our fans here. Watch the show, everybody. Hi all. I'm John Clay Wolf. Just. They're real quiet right now. Looks like they're eating burritos. Where's liquor? It's flowing like mud in here. I can only do that for so long. Charlie.

[John Clay Wolf]

You guys made it to the saloon?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, we're in. J.D. and I made it safely, soundly. I. I haven't seen a policeman. 1 and that's the, that's the really good news. We've got them. But I haven't seen him, so. But I'm not keeping very much of a look out. Anyway. Rattlesnake rally is a big deal going on here. In town. We've got people for. From all over the country, just in this room with us right now here. And the bikini contest was outstanding. Turley, I can't believe you missed that deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got there right at the end to see who the winner was, which was a very. I don't remember her name exactly. I do remember what she looked like, though.

[JD Ryan]

This sounds terrible on the surface, but does it really matter?

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you mean?

[JD Ryan]

What her name was?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it doesn't matter now. Of course not.

[JD Ryan]

How dare you? How dare you Supposed to correct me on that, man. These are the. These are the places we go when we get. When we get all spread out. J.D. ryan's right here with me on the right.

[Pre K]

How are you?

[JD Ryan]

You know, I'm okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on J.D. we can hear you.

[JD Ryan]

Can I. Can I do this right quick? Because this is a big deal. You and I were talking about this yesterday. Joe Don Baker died.

[Pre K]

Oh, man.

[JD Ryan]

Mike, did you hear about this? Do you even know who that is?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[JD Ryan]

That's an actor from Hollywood's bygone area. Some of you guys know Joe Don Baker. Is he. Walking Tall was his movie. They remade that with the Rock years later. It's okay flick, but the original was very controversial, very out there, even for the R rating that it sported. Joe don Baker was 89 years old, and he did lots of movies. He was actually in three different James Bond movies, playing two different characters and a lot of stuff on TV over the years. This is from an interview he did not too long ago. It's cut number 13. Well, it's walking Tall, and it astounds.

[Michael Turley]

Me that people still remember it.

[JD Ryan]

I mean, I understand it because Buford.

[Michael Turley]

Was such a wonderful person. You know, he was a hell of a character.

[JD Ryan]

In real life, he was like Hercules or Zeus or something. He was incredible. I was very happy to be chosen to play him. And I'm very happy to, you know, be remembered for playing Buford. Yeah, that was a very popular film. I've seen that with my dad a hundred times. I think Anchor Bay released that on DVD some years ago. And we, like every other year, we'll go and watch those Walking Tall movies. But of course. And I got to throw this in there, Turley, okay? Because, you know, I'm a Chevy Chase guy, and, you know, I'm a Fletch guy, And Joe Don Baker, one of those little roles he did in the 80s was the evil police Chief Carlin in Fletch way back long ago. Cut number 13. 2. Can't keep me here, chief. I'm not gonna keep you. Maybe I'm going to blow your brains out. Well, now, I'm no lawyer, but I do believe that's a violation of my rights. We don't do it much anymore, but. Well, back in the old days. You're serious?

[Michael Turley]

Ask anybody.

[JD Ryan]

Can I ask anybody now? How about can I call my mom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell her how much I love her?

[Pre K]

I guess not.

[JD Ryan]

I'm a newspaper reporter.

[Pre K]

You don't just blow away a newspaper reporter.

[JD Ryan]

It's kind of stupid, isn't it? Well, it be.

[Michael Turley]

Fletch.

[JD Ryan]

Great movie. He always plays the badass in those movies. Joe Don Baker. Gone but not forgotten.

[Pre K]

Oh, did you want me to do something?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you're next.

[JD Ryan]

You might as well.

[Pre K]

Hey, man, I'm not used to working in a bar. Well, in the old days, that was when we used to work in bars a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this. Is this a little weird for you because being recovering alcoholic.

[Pre K]

Oh, no, no, not at all. No. Being around. Well, wait a minute. Look at the stuff he's got in.

[JD Ryan]

Here we go.

[Pre K]

Holy crap.

[JD Ryan]

This was a bad idea.

[Pre K]

Wait a minute. So if I relapse, is that workman's comp? I believe it is. I believe everybody. Everyone up here agrees. Michael, I will not be in on Monday. I'll be in rehab. Did you guys see this video this week of the. This started in Houston. It's a video. I don't know if we have it up from the YouTube stream or not, but this is hilarious. A guy and his girlfriend. His car breaks down, so she's going to tow him somewhere, right? Do we have it up there? And instead of hooking up to the front of the car like you would normally do and pulling somebody, they hook it up to the back of the car? Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

So you could do the.

[Pre K]

Do the math. Here goes back. He's going down the freeway. And people are recording it, of course. Dash cans every. Dash cams everywhere. And they're pulling it backwards, so it's swinging wildly back and forth. The guy's still in the car. He's trying to. To keep the wheel straight.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, gosh.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's on the stream now.

[Pre K]

It's like three lanes back and forth on the. And she's not slowing down. She's, like, doing highway speeds. She's not, like, trying to do it slow on some side road. This is on a freeway in Houston. Luckily, nobody got hurt, which is first thing you think, did this guy die? They said when they pulled up next to her, she Was laughing, you know, like, hey, what are you doing, lady? Here's a. One of the witness talking about the crazy scene. This will be cut number seven, Mike, Right.

[JD Ryan]

He was, like, losing control, you know, I heard when his tie blew out. She was trying to talk to him.

[Michael Turley]

But he didn't want to hear nothing. Oh, my God.

[Pre K]

Yeah. A couple times. You think, surely he's going to hit that wall, but he. He never did. And he just bounced back and forth.

[JD Ryan]

It just doesn't. It just doesn't work that way.

[Pre K]

I know you don't tow a car backwards, but she did. And she didn't even slow down. She didn't got. I thought maybe she was mad at him.

[JD Ryan]

Him.

[Pre K]

Caught him in a bar or something and hooked the car up and just drug him home. That's what I was thinking.

[JD Ryan]

One of the odds in our. In our. Our fan bunch is a. Is kind of a wild bunch.

[Pre K]

Yeah, they are.

[JD Ryan]

That this could be, like, redone in a calculated environment. Like, they. Like they filmed the car commercial swerving down those. Those country mountain roads. But I'm gonna say dragging a sob backwards at 70 miles an hour. Front end swerving all over the house, back and forth. Craziness.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, and John. John's arrived. Everybody.

[Pre K]

Made it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got to turn his mic on, though.

[Pre K]

All right. That worked well.

[JD Ryan]

There's always a little bump in the road.

[Michael Turley]

Check, check. One, two. Check, check. One, 2, 3, 4. Yeah, there's a lot of bikes out there.

[Pre K]

Yeah, there are pretty ones, too.

[Michael Turley]

Mike, are you getting feedback on your end? I'm getting the loop in my ears, but if you're not getting.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we're good here.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Mike's pretty. Let's see. Hot. Michael Turley. Good morning. What were y' all talking about?

[JD Ryan]

Look at the toys. The woman in Houston, a man broke down with in his Saab. Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Nice car. And he just. He didn't have the jack.

[Michael Turley]

Next story. Nobody cares about a SOB to get towed in.

[JD Ryan]

So she. No, she says, I'll tell you. So they hook it up to the rear of his car instead of the front, and she's dragging him down the highway at 70 miles an hour. And of course, swinging back. It doesn't work that way. And it's swerving wildly sideways to and fro. It's a hilarious thing. And I was wondering if that could be done in, like, a controlled environment to, like. I mean, it looks like fun, except.

[Pre K]

Jackass stunt that you want to do.

[Michael Turley]

Do you remember that orange Murcielago that was sitting down below us? In the garage for a couple of months. Well, that car was bought by a guy that I floor planned, financed, if you want to call it that. And he for some reason decided to put a gated take it from an automatic. It's a mercy logo to a converted standard. And he didn't tell anybody.

[Pre K]

And watch is the videos on our YouTube stream again. Go to jcwshow.com and you'll see the video.

[Michael Turley]

And what was I talking about, Bob.

[JD Ryan]

Before you the mercy of lago. Okay, the whole deal, the guy disappears with the car for.

[Michael Turley]

Right. So he disappeared the car. And I had to hire a private investigator. I found the car and then it was getting done. And then it got up here. And I sold it twice at auction. And it got arbitrated twice for little issues. And one of the issues was like, it vented as an automatic, but it was actually a stick shift because it was a converted stick shift. Long story short, I needed to send it to Barrett jackson. Barrett Jackson's as is where is no questions asked. Nobody's going to arbitrate anything. And so I sent it to west palm. I've already told this story about the trailer.

[JD Ryan]

You told me about it. Not the trailer, though.

[Michael Turley]

So they missed the transport. And I've had this slot on Saturday night at Barrett jackson Is a quarter million dollar car. And it's a wide body. So we got it on our truck. It's like, hey, y' all missed the transport. We're gonna have to truck it ourselves. You're gonna have to eastbound and down to west palm from texas. You've got to run this thing right now, overnight to get it to the Barrett jackson auction. But it'll only fit in the back of the trailer. So the front didn't have any weight on the tongue on the fifth wheel. So we had to take this other car and put it in the front of it to weight it down. So what didn't happen is what just happened. That saab, it starts whipping. Because if you don't load the trailer right. The good news is the car brought like 240,000 at the auction. So, you know, it ended in a good story. And I finally got my money back on the son of a. I remember.

[JD Ryan]

When you were talking about what you. You were thinking about, it was kind of a last minute deal. Whether to go for it now. Now, now.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

And your friend cuban didn't.

[Michael Turley]

Your friend Cuban. Yeah, Mark cuban ran it down to florida for us. All right.

[JD Ryan]

Rescue. Rescue shot.

[Michael Turley]

We'll be back in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars and radio from America's best car buyer, givemethevin.com we are broadcasting live from the W6 Saloon in Little old downtown Walnut Springs, Texas, home of the Texas Rattlesnake Rally, which is going on as we speak. Bikes are showing up left and right in the streets. I just drove in in from the ranch studio and see all these bikes and everybody gathering up. It's gonna be a great day. Get your ass in gear and come on down. It is overhead. Hear that? Thank you. Now back to the John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Show, presented by givemethevit.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio.

[Michael Turley]

1, 800, 800 radio. This, this is the John Clay Wolf show. Sign Sing Sung Sung Sung Blue Houston, you there? You've got a 17 Toyota Highlander. It says Grand Highlander. I don't know what a grand Highlander is, but yeah, it's a grand.

[JD Ryan]

It's a XO Le Grand Highlander. Sorry, I had. I forgot about it.

[Michael Turley]

Whose car is it?

[JD Ryan]

I just kept it running. Huh.

[Michael Turley]

Whose car is it?

[JD Ryan]

My.

[Michael Turley]

Like you bought it or your mother's or. I mean, all right, yeah, you own this car, but you sound young. And it's got 13,000 miles on it and it's seven years old. Eight years old.

[JD Ryan]

I know everyone said I sound young. I don't know why.

[Michael Turley]

What'd he say?

[John Clay Wolf]

Says he sounds young but he doesn't know why.

[Michael Turley]

What'd he say? Everybody sound young? Like everybody. Yeah, like everybody's saying that.

[JD Ryan]

Like I sound young. I don't know. I'm not sure why, but like, oh, okay.

[Michael Turley]

How old are you?

[JD Ryan]

25.

[Michael Turley]

What nationality is sighing Singh? I'm pronouncing it wrong.

[JD Ryan]

I'm India.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, but why do you. Why are you a kid that's 25 that has an 8 year old truck that's only got 13,000 miles on it? It.

[JD Ryan]

Well, my parents got it for me and like I wasn't really driving that much back then. Cuz like I was in online college. I didn't really have a job, but I just started like really driving like that.

[Michael Turley]

And now you're just gonna sell it? That's different. See, you don't even know what you got. Dude, are you spoiled?

[JD Ryan]

No, sir.

[Michael Turley]

Me. Your parents give you a car, you don't even know what the hell it is. It's free. You think it's got 13,000 miles on. It's got 30. You don't know where you got it. It's a grand. It's A. It's a Avalanche Toyota. No, it's a Highlander XLE with 30 and it's worth $23,000.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, it's because I just got a new job. I'm studying for a new job. So like I'm about to get a new car. So I'm gonna do this and then you know.

[Michael Turley]

How do you study to get a new job? It's.

[JD Ryan]

It's like a course kind of.

[Michael Turley]

It's like, like new job.com.

[JD Ryan]

Huh?

[Michael Turley]

Like new job dot com. I mean like if you just gotta. You take a class to get a new job. I pay some money for a course.

[JD Ryan]

And I'm also in going to UHD Endurance.

[Michael Turley]

I'll give you a course and teach you how to. How to make money. Get your ass over here. Step one, know what your car is. Step two, get up on time. Speak clearly. Have your stuff together. Step three, always be on time and don't ask for too much and don't be spoiled. Step four, earn it and it's good. I think you're a good kid, but I don't think there's a course online that's gonna get you a new job. All right, thank you. 800. 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800. All right, bye. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not sir. I'm just John.

[JD Ryan]

The car. The car is my parents.

[Michael Turley]

It's like my parents old car.

[JD Ryan]

They gave it to me, but my mom was like working at home and stuff, so that's why she didn't really use it. And my mother got a new car while I got this car.

[Michael Turley]

Where's your mom?

[JD Ryan]

She's out. She's out right now with her friends.

[Michael Turley]

Well, tell her her and her friends and I'll give 23 grand for her ride if she wants to get a check and she takes that check and then go buy you something new with.

[JD Ryan]

Could you do 28? Could you do 28? So he does know something, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

He knows to negotiate.

[Michael Turley]

All right, so.

[JD Ryan]

So.

[Michael Turley]

There you go. Did you learn that okay? No, I'm all good, man. I might go 24. Can you go 24? Is it even your car to sell? And do we have to have parents approval to do this deal? Yes. I know the answer already. It's not your car, it's her car. She's letting you use it. It's the same thing. When I told my kid and gave him the key, used that truck the other day, I said, let me be clear. This is my car and I'm letting you use it. You screw Up. You don't get to use my car. Tell your mom to call me, all right? I'm tired. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Be right back. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Some people say syndicated shows aren't that.

[Michael Turley]

Good because they don't have that local feel, right? But you don't see skyrocket to the number one weekend spot by sucking the John Clay Wolf Show. I know I'm getting old, man. Music's making me feel old. You know why?

[JD Ryan]

Cause the rock stars I used to.

[Michael Turley]

Love are so damn old.

[JD Ryan]

That's wrong. There should be a cutoff age in rock and roll, man.

[Michael Turley]

26.

[JD Ryan]

You gotta cut that out.

[Michael Turley]

The Rolling Stones are on tour again.

[JD Ryan]

Stop that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turn the speaker down a little bit.

[Michael Turley]

The Stones are so old. When mix sings, start me I up.

[JD Ryan]

He means it comes out. Stop me up. They're like, okay, clear.

[Michael Turley]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, the number one weekend morning show in America. And we're back. Nothing like a live audience right here in downtown Wallet Springs at the Rattlesnake Crowley. This is cool as hell. A lot of the show listeners have come into town to hang out and congregate. We've got a hell of a national group of people, and it's really pretty special. You know, I was flattered. I thought they were all here for me, but really, they're. We're just the bar that brought all this group of people together, and they've become really good friends. And it's. It's just. It's a really neat thing. Brandon is my partner on the rally, or he's actually the rally for legal purposes. Brandon owns the rally. I'm the promoter of the rally. So it's all on you, young man. There you go. How's it going out there at the Viper pit? It's going. I haven't slept, but it's going. It's been. It's been a. It's been a learning curve. So we had this idea and we split it up between town and then a campground about a half a mile out of town. That. That's perfectly set up for this. But it's. It's. The weather's not been on our side. It's not terrible, but it's just not gleaming with hope.

[JD Ryan]

Hope.

[Michael Turley]

The problems of weather's on the outlying areas, right? So you can't come through it to get to us. Well, you can, but you're scared. So you're in Fort Worth or you're in Austin or you're in Waco. You're in Houston. You're like, ah, the weather's dicey. Well, we've had no weather problems here at all whatsoever. Zero. But it was hailing in Fort Worth yesterday.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

And it hailed, like, not far. So. So it's kind of. Huh. The weather forecast today is. It's got a 30 chance of showers this evening at 6 or 7. I think they canceled that. They did. Okay. Cancel that. But my point is, is that it's not. It's not what people think. I mean, as far as the weather is not. No, no. Get. Get on your horse and ride. Come on out here. It's not. It's not a problem. The vendors are set up in the streets. The vendors are set up at the campground. I didn't go to the bikini contest last night. Was that a hoot? It was good, man.

[JD Ryan]

It was.

[Michael Turley]

We had 14 contestants. Yeah. And I had to have a couple that couldn't enter because we just had too many. Yep. But it was great, man. We had a good.

[JD Ryan]

Good showing.

[Michael Turley]

Really good. How much did the top prize go with? Well, it was 2,500 bucks. First place is, like, 1200, and it kind of works its way down. So more importantly, it's about the cat. The title.

[JD Ryan]

It's about the crown.

[Michael Turley]

The title that's more important than the.

[JD Ryan]

Money at that point.

[Michael Turley]

What I am hearing from people that are definitely bike rally type people and car rally people is no one has said you're not on the right track, and no one has said that this isn't going to work. Everybody's like, this isn't just going to work. This is going to work big.

[JD Ryan]

You know what?

[Michael Turley]

If you were at the Viper Pit last night, I'm gonna prompt.

[JD Ryan]

Braden was there.

[Michael Turley]

He can tell you if you had not seen the videos. We'll look and look in a little bit.

[JD Ryan]

But basically, last night was a freaking.

[Michael Turley]

I've done a lot of rallies. It was a blast. It was from, like, probably 10:30 to 12:30, the most exciting two hours I've had in many years. And this is what I do. So I'm around all the time. And he's got videos, some footage. He had to leave a little early.

[JD Ryan]

To be here on time.

[Michael Turley]

Sure. But we had the pillow fights.

[JD Ryan]

We had.

[Michael Turley]

I tapered it down. We're gonna do the eating contest, and I was gonna go kind of the hot version. Yeah. But now let's do the Spam, which is nice for a speed round, but we had old ladies, young people, pillow fighting out in the field. Couple went down some Pretty aggressive moves. We have Stephen Ocho out there from, you know, former UFC fighter. Was that last night?

[JD Ryan]

No, no, he was filming, though. He was into it.

[Michael Turley]

He's loving it. He was good. This is great. We had spinning back moves over the head. Just some great, great action. And Braden's got a lot of it caught on camera. Good. So the bikini, the bull riding. We had both the, let's say, skillful bull riding, which really worked out pretty good, and also the sexy bull ride. Are y' all gonna do bull riding again today? Of course we are.

[JD Ryan]

We're doing everything.

[Michael Turley]

There's a. We're in the area, like, Stephenville, Texas, is full of bull riders, so come on down and show them how to do it.

[JD Ryan]

I don't want to mention her name, but a local.

[Michael Turley]

A local that we both know very well won the shake that ass contest. Like a local bull rider? No, no. A girl. A woman. And Ty Murray's a good friend of mine, and he lives about 30 mil minutes from here. I don't know if you know who he is.

[JD Ryan]

I know.

[Michael Turley]

Of course I know who he is. He won the bull riding. I said one time. I was like, hey, what didn't you win it, like? I introduced him. I said, I think he won the world championship, like, three times. He's like nine or something like that. Yeah, he's pretty good bull rider. So maybe I can get him to come down.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that'd be great.

[Michael Turley]

I didn't think about it. Lane Frost is buried, right. No, he's not coming. He's above, though, right? He's buried next to my family in Tulsa. No, he's buried in Hugo, Oklahoma. Okay. Yeah. I thought Lane Frost was from Quantum, but I don't know. He might be from there, but he.

[JD Ryan]

Doesn'T lie there now.

[Michael Turley]

So your family's. So that's what's wrong with you. I'm Indian.

[JD Ryan]

I'm Choctaw.

[Michael Turley]

You're an Indian? Yeah, I'm chocolate. Doesn't it show? You can't tell by the feathers. Oklahoma Goofy shows. Okay, that's fine. That's more my Pleasant Grove side. Southeast Dallas. So were you born in Oklahoma? No, no, I'm born in Dallas. Okay. Because, I mean, I'm, like, rethinking everything, man. If you're, like, really? Oklahoma. No, I look like I just jumped off the tribe.

[JD Ryan]

Now, the teepee.

[Michael Turley]

No, you don't. Look, with the blue eyes and all, but. But the Oklahomans, it's hard to do business with Oklahomans. Yeah, I've heard. You heard yourself it's very true. Yeah. Every time we cross that red river, I go to stealing things and your mama goes running around on me is what an old man told me one time. And. And there's a little truth that I. We buy cars in Oklahoma a lot, but I won't cross the border to do it. I would rather go to Mexico and do a deal in person than Oklahoma. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Just so you know, I think Oklahoma's okay, but. Well, I like it there. Yeah. Have you done much business up there? I've done a little bit, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

You ever had a bad one? Oh, yeah, well. Oh, yeah, it was bad and it's a long story.

[JD Ryan]

BS I've had a bad.

[Michael Turley]

The Indian titles on the cars is a weird thing. And the lean releases on them are not what they seem. Did you say the Indian titles? Indian titles? Is that what. It's. That really what it's called? Yeah. So there's reservations up there, and they have their own government, and they have a different government than the state government. So the title and registration on the automobiles is different. Different for real Indians. You know, there's fake Indians, real Indians, but real. Real Indians that live on the reservation, and they have Indian titles and they can give you a title and you think it's clear and you can't pull the paperwork to see it. And you find out that there's a reservation bank lien on it, and then you have to pay them again. There's. That's where some of my Oklahoma problems started. If you're on the tribe or in the tribe area, you're protected. There's. There's actually shows on TV where people went to prison, but the Indian people didn't. They were on the tribe. Yep. Yeah. What's called Yellowstone. It was an interesting story. I don't know if you watched it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We have Brandon Shaw here from Sunbrew. He is running the Viper Pit down the street here in Walnut Springs at the rally. I was excited to see the bikes when I was coming in. They're showing up again like they did yesterday. Early, too. Yep. Yeah, that's great. Are they figuring out where to ride on the trail on the touring roads? That's my biggest concern because at walnut springs rally.com we made four maps of great touring roads. Because if you just drive the highways. Oh, that's pretty. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. But it doesn't get crazy pretty until you get off the. You got two laners and they're posted@walnut springs rally.com and there's some excellent riding and touring in the dual sport. Guys, did they leave this morning? Yeah, they left. Did it yesterday and today. We got over 150 miles both days of routes. Yeah. All right. There's a lot going on. Come on down here. My name is John Clay. We'll be right back. Right. Richard Rollins is going to come this afternoon. He'll be at the Gas Monkey. Go buy your Gas Monkey gear down at the Gas Monkey Outpost. Rollins is at LS Fest this morning. I think he's getting a helicopter and hopping over here. Mr. Cool. Yeah, that is cool. That's a good entrance. Fairbank.

[JD Ryan]

Yo.

[Michael Turley]

We're back to the joke. John Clay Wolf show. America's largest.

[JD Ryan]

It's so big. The weekend morning show.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, everybody. Good morning. We've got a live studio audience here at the Rattlesnake Rally show. Fans came in town, a lot of them. It's good to see you guys. Thank you very much. Hey, what were you saying, Turley? That. That we. We sold a BMW or we bought a BMW from a Russian lady in Florida and she has a crush on the bar.

[JD Ryan]

That's a great story.

[Michael Turley]

Is he there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So go ahead, Baba. Yeah, I sent the story to Bob over there.

[JD Ryan]

The deal went really, really well. And she was so happy about that. She. She kind of actually got a crush on Anthony, the. The buyer on that deal. Yeah, it's. We gather. Anyway, we gather that because Anthony kept recordings of her calling him at the house multiple times she tried to call him at home. You believe that? This is cut number six. Listen close, Ms.

[Michael Turley]

Calling, please. What are you that Polish, mate? I want to talk to Tony. Hello, Tony. I miss you.

[JD Ryan]

I love you.

[Michael Turley]

Got the wrong number.

[JD Ryan]

I don't call you again. Zoe Handler. Tony. Tony's good. Anthony's one of the best. But, you know, if you think, okay, you think you're a ladies man, you think you're. You're out there and you're. You're getting them all. Give me the Vin Byers do pretty well.

[Michael Turley]

Tom Brady on Logan Paul's podcast was asked if he regretted doing his Netflix comedy roast back in 2024.

[Pre K]

You know, sometimes you get on these roasts and they're embarrassing and they can get certain people will say things. He said he loved doing it, but then when he got home with his kids, it wasn't so great because the kids had heard all the. The ugly things that people had said about him. So this is cut number three, Mike.

[Michael Turley]

I regret that my kids, you know.

[Pre K]

It'S tough on my kids, for sure.

[Michael Turley]

I love laughing at myself. It felt like I was in the locker room.

[JD Ryan]

But I do understand, like, for my kids, that was really hard. There's some things a parent you don't realize until after.

[Pre K]

There's no perfect manual for it.

[Michael Turley]

You got to evaluate yourself as a.

[JD Ryan]

Parent, too, all the time.

[Pre K]

So even though I really enjoyed the.

[Michael Turley]

Show and when you were in that.

[Pre K]

Moment in that theater that night at the Forum, like, it was electric. We got done, Everybody was on cloud nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I think that moment I'll never forget.

[Pre K]

And then I'll never forget when I.

[JD Ryan]

Talk to my kids the next day. I felt like a stake through the heart.

[Pre K]

You know, you do that on this radio show, too.

[Michael Turley]

Well, it happened last week.

[Pre K]

Yeah, there you go.

[Michael Turley]

No, so Nolan's got a car now, and he's a 16 year old. And he just brought up at dinner, he said, hey, I can just say, he said, I listen to your show this week. He's never listened to my show ever, Ever. I can't get him to do anything. And he says, siri, turn on the John Clay Wolf show in his car. And it started playing the first of last week's show. And that was where I was talking about my stepdad loading a gun to threatening to kill my dad when I was like in fourth grade and with the sheriff, my dad had the sheriff come pick me up because my mom wouldn't let me go. It was his visitation time. They were just going back and forth. So my kid, the one thing he's listened to in 16 years was that never failed, fails. And I'm like, jesus Christ.

[Pre K]

They'll tune in just at the time.

[Michael Turley]

So he's asking questions about this.

[Pre K]

Well, you get caught up in the moment of the show and we're talking about, hey, man, there was this time that I did this, that, and the other. And then later you go, I hope.

[Michael Turley]

She didn't hear that.

[Pre K]

Oh, my God. You want to hear some of the stuff they. This was really rough though. Cut number four is actually some of the things that they said to Brady.

[JD Ryan]

You really are.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, you're the best to ever play for too long. I mean, you retired, then you came back, and then you retired again. I mean, I get it. It's hard to walk away from something that's not your pregnant girlfriend. It's tough. Hey, to be fair, he didn't know she was pregnant.

[JD Ryan]

He just thought she was getting fat.

[Michael Turley]

And Tom hates fat. I mean, do you guys know about his diet program.

[JD Ryan]

It is so strict. But if you follow it exactly as.

[Michael Turley]

He does, you too can lose your family. And seriously, it works.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we are here for Tom.

[JD Ryan]

Tom Brady is a patriot. Which is surprising considering he looks like a confederate. Why do you look like a gay Tom Brady? Clearly your ex wife takes after you. I hear she's out there draining right now. Tom, I'm so honored you're. But I have to say, for a guy who doesn't like black people, you sure do. A lot of you wear all your rings, you love the Migos, you took out an illegal PPP loan and you refuse to raise your kids. I actually think that's why you left the Patriots. You were too black for Boston. Jeez, that's hard, man. Seems like a lot of fun.

[Michael Turley]

Did she start screwing her taekwondo instructor?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

It's fact or fiction?

[JD Ryan]

I think so.

[Michael Turley]

Is that what they split up or did she do it after they split up?

[JD Ryan]

No, it was after. I think she was True Blue Faithful. And he went to Tampa and he enjoyed Tampa a lot. Yeah, and he did. He got in that whole salt life thing, hardcore driving and he did, you know, he did get him to the Super Bowl. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

He wasn't there for her, that's why.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, he.

[John Clay Wolf]

He took football. He picked football over her.

[Michael Turley]

He picked his career over his family. Yeah, that son of a.

[Pre K]

Crowd goes wild.

[Michael Turley]

What's he doing? Speaking of Tampa, Turley, what happened with the to? Who's their backup now that they is? Quinn, right? You were. No, not Tampa. Miami.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's at Miami. So Tampa, they have who they have at their draft or this past. It's coming up here. I have to pull it up. I can't remember off the top of my head, but Baker Mayfield's their guy.

[Michael Turley]

That's right. Duh. And Quinn is Miami's guy. So when? When to it gets another concussion, he can fill in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not when it's going to happen.

[Michael Turley]

When? Now, when? I said when, not if. When. Yeah. And then the Mavericks. How did they swap up for a first round pick or the first pick?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is called a favor by the NBA. That's what that is right there. And I'm not big into conspiracy theories at all, but when you make the dumbest trade ever in NBA history and the NBA realizes they're going to lose not million but billion of dollars because no one's going to be paying attention to the Mavericks. The Mavericks are number four market. And they're not going to be anybody that's going to really care about It. So they were like, okay, how do we make this right? Let's, you know what, let's make them the number one pick. And I know, yes. Everybody out there, oh, there's ping pong balls and there's all this way that they make it to where it's secure. But, but come on, all of a sudden now they're going to have the.

[Michael Turley]

Number one pick system? They drew first pick. I thought it went from worst. It's not like the NFL where it's worst record to best record.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, they, they had. They were probably going to be the 11th pick.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, Kirk in Las Vegas.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, how you doing?

[Michael Turley]

I keep hanging up on you because nobody wants an 09 Ultima with 190,000 miles on it for 4200. Take a hint. I hung up on you four times. Stop calling me. Love you, mean it. All right, go ahead. Turley.

[JD Ryan]

The used up, dried out Ultima from 2009.

[Michael Turley]

Only owned by two strippers in the past.

[JD Ryan]

You'll be swifter than you are today.

[Michael Turley]

The CV joints have been repaired, Ultima. So Turley, the, the draft system in the NBA is not the. Like the Browns always get the first pick because of the worst team in the NFL every year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Correct.

[Michael Turley]

That's not how it works in NBA.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Now you get the most ping pong balls, you have the most chances. In theory, you're supposed to end up having a number one pick, but it doesn't always work that way. It's usually entering the top four. Those top four teams, they always kind of jockey it. Now, if you're the bottom half where the Mavericks are, you never, I say never, mostly ever, ever get the number one pick. It's happened only a handful of times. And every time it's happened is when a team trades away the big superstar from that town. Like LeBron when Cleveland did it, all sudden Cleveland then the next year gets the number one pick.

[JD Ryan]

That's a good point.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now the Mavericks rigged. Yes, for sure.

[Michael Turley]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you know, for Mavericks, they don't.

[Michael Turley]

Call it show friends. They call it show business.

[JD Ryan]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you know what? Mavericks fans ain't hating on it. They're loving it. Because now they have a reason to go back to the stadium and watch the Mavericks. Because Cooper flag, he's going to be good.

[Michael Turley]

He'll.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know if he's going to be Luca good, but he'll be good enough to where it can help them team their team and down the road too in the future.

[Michael Turley]

When was the last time there was a white superstar basketball player? In the past 10 years that was not an import.

[JD Ryan]

1959.

[Michael Turley]

Larry Bird. Larry Bird. He could be your grandpa.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, you're asking a superstar. He was a superstar.

[Michael Turley]

No, but, like. So Cooper Flag. My point is, is the white superstars are all heroes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. No, no. You're looking for an American one is what you're saying.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if it exists.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cooper Flag could be that.

[Michael Turley]

Is he from Russia?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he's from Maine.

[Michael Turley]

It ain't gonna work. Nah, he needs to be from Russia or something, man. He just won't. Why does he need to be from Russia? Just. You just gotta have that. Something different thing going for you. You got. You need to speak a different language. You got to come over here all scared like Dirk, and you can't speak English.

[JD Ryan]

The Navit code.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. The Navitsky code.

[JD Ryan]

Perfect.

[Michael Turley]

The Luca code.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Cooper Flag's a good old boy. He's, like, gonna be. I'm number one. You're gonna go eat barbecue, drink beer, knock up his lady, live in a trailer. It ain't gonna happen. That is wasted on him.

[JD Ryan]

That is, you know, from quarterbacks from. From Favre to Rogers.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

You know, that. That. Two for that you get sometimes from Nowitzki done to Luca for the Mavericks. I mean, that's. That's climactic. That's huge. Just another reason we hate that. We hate the trade here in the.

[Michael Turley]

Dallas market, but we love it in la. And I'm glad that Luke is over there. And I'm a Lakers fan now. I switched, but. Go Stars. Hey, Mike, it's. It's 55 after and you're playing the music. How much time? Time before the segment's over.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. It's 58 here. Your clock's off a little bit.

[Michael Turley]

Well, that's it. Rob's fault. What time? I thought we were at two minutes hard. I thought 10 seconds to the top of the hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

When it kicks out, I usually play this. The out song. About a minute out.

[Michael Turley]

So. So this is like turning on the bar lights, like 1:55, so everybody knows it's time to leave. Last call. Okay, so we're gonna switch. We're gonna switch some time zones, guys. If you lose us, go to jcwshow.com and you can stream us East Coast. Guys, we've lost most of them already, but the ones we haven't lost in some central stations. Kansas City. Good morning. You say I don't say enough to you. Hello. Go chiefs. What else should we say? Scans city. It's where people go to die if they don't. If they don't, there's another email. It's baby Vegas, you know, it's where all the mob bosses are. That's why I don't say anything about it because I don't want to get whacked.

[JD Ryan]

This was John's idea of some kind of a little joke for you, Kansas City, because we know we love you, we love your comedy and we know you like it too. And glad to have you rest in peace.

[Michael Turley]

We're here at the W6 Saloon in downtown. Little tiny, tiny one horse town in the hill country, Texas. Having a bike right rally this week. If you don't have anything to do today or tomorrow, hop on your Harley and ride on down or trailer it down. There's a lot going on. Go to walnutspringsrally.com for a list of events. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars and radio for America's best car buyer. Gimmethemen.com Gordon Bosnia.

[John Clay Wolf]

From the Wolf Radio studios.

[Michael Turley]

It's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevid.com. call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1800800 radio.

[JD Ryan]

Now.

[Michael Turley]

John Clay Wolf. Morning, everybody. We're here at the W6 Saloon in Walnut Springs, Texas. Texas rattlesnake rally. Guys in town that don't know where we are, walk over to the red brick building that says GMTV garage on it. Come up the stairs and we've got an open bar up here for a little listeners free. We've got a full house of people here and we have a lady named Reba. Do you remember the morning show? This is about two hours ago. We're talking about women named Reba. Yes, well, there's a woman named Reba sitting next to us. I put a headset on her. She drove down. She's a show fan, ain't she Great. From Amarillo. And she said that you were hitting on her last night. Her husband's kind of pissed off.

[JD Ryan]

That's not. No, he's not.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, he isn't looking at pissed off.

[JD Ryan]

All that happened was I'm. I'm helping Brandon with the bikini contest, right? And I ran out of diet coke.

[Michael Turley]

You ran out of bikini cows? You asked.

[JD Ryan]

So I go to the bar to get a diet coke. Reba's there on my left. There's an empty chair.

[Michael Turley]

Reba.

[JD Ryan]

I'm not sitting down. I'M reaching across the bar to get the bar maid's attention. So I get my Diet Coke, go back to deal, and she goes, excuse me. That chair's my husband's chair.

[Michael Turley]

That's not how it went.

[JD Ryan]

That's how I remember you said, this is what you did.

[Michael Turley]

His drink.

[JD Ryan]

Sitting here just like this. This. You went, hi. That's dude. And I said, hi, My husband's sitting there. And you go, who. That's what I do.

[Michael Turley]

What do you. That's how you hit on girls.

[JD Ryan]

That's not how you hit on. That's how you act friendly and meet people, you know?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

You act like you were going to set up camp there.

[Michael Turley]

I don't think you were. Like, you got to understand. He's. He's pretty cornbread. Chicken fried.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, darling. He picked up on. Don't get weird, cuz. I call everybody darling from Amarillo darling. But you don't. You didn't know how. How nice of a fella was just standing there trying to get a Diet Coke is all it was. So, you know. Okay, you're wrong, blatantly. And I forgive you. Okay. Oh, I appreciate that.

[Michael Turley]

So you and your man. Y' all been show fans for how many years up in Amarillo?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, gosh, I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

I think I've been on the air up there for 15 years. I think we started listening three years ago. Three years ago.

[JD Ryan]

Three. Oh, you guys are brand new.

[Michael Turley]

Brand new. Brand new. Well, thank you, Reba. Thank you for coming in. Thanks for having me.

[JD Ryan]

Wonderful to see you again. We've got a.

[Michael Turley]

You just lost a listener. Speaking of, bro, you just lost a listener.

[Pre K]

Almost. You almost lost.

[Michael Turley]

I don't like almost. I like all the way.

[Pre K]

Well, she's about to turn you into.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, before we do this.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I want to do. I need to play the backtracks, get it rolling, get the.

[JD Ryan]

The.

[Michael Turley]

Get the guesses coming in. You just lost a listener in the middle. Right? So, Turley, play the two backtracks just raw right now. Two. The first one's easy. The second one is not easy. But the first one even. Play one again, Mike. I think it's so easy that I shouldn't even say who it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a challenge right there.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's. I mean, that's totally up to you.

[Michael Turley]

So I could go trash Disco. Disco queen. Fair enough. Right? Is that.

[JD Ryan]

That makes it pretty obvious.

[Michael Turley]

Well, I mean, I'm not to the name of the song, but. So this is a disco queen. It's backtracks. The numbers 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800 800. You call in, guess these two songs and the artist and win anything at the jcwshow.com merch thing or better. What you should do is get win a rattlesnake rally shirts because these things are selling out pretty quick. Cut one.

[JD Ryan]

Definitely.

[Michael Turley]

That's so easy. If you don't get that your borderline special needs cut. Do cut to one more time. Then we'll get into the. You just lost listener. Okay. So 800-800-7234. Call in, tell us the name of the artist, those two songs. You'll win the stuff. J.D.

[Pre K]

You know how you say I've just lost a listener? You say this a lot. Gay people take better care of their cars. They're cleaner.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Then.

[Pre K]

And you'll pay more for a clean vehicle.

[Michael Turley]

Give me the vin. We endorse gay cars.

[Pre K]

Valerie from San Antonio says you guys should stick to your cars and your sports contents. Gay and women generalizations are irrelevant toward achieving your goals. Which I assume is to buy and sell cars and further marginalization of groups and people that do not conform to your own perceptions. I've raised my kids, male and female, to take care of their vehicles. Gender preference conference are irrelevant. I will. This is the best part. Elevate my comments to the local radio station.

[Michael Turley]

If this continues, good luck getting a hold of them.

[Pre K]

Yeah. There's anybody.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[Pre K]

Running the boat.

[Michael Turley]

All the program directors are gone.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Who's watching the switch?

[Pre K]

There's one guy in New York, so.

[Michael Turley]

And he's got my phone number. Trust me, I've heard from him plenty. But you know, there's blue chip stocks.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

There's blue chip athletes. There's blue chip used cars. Cars they happen to be owned by gay men.

[Pre K]

There you go. Because they just take care.

[Michael Turley]

So if you had a blue chip company that was a gay company. Is that it's worth more money. This is no way derogatory when I say we'll pay more for a gay man's car than a straight man's car because it's nicer. Hell, it's pro game. I mean, that's positive. Yeah. I mean I might. I might as well have my rainbow flag out and to give it to Babo.

[Pre K]

I'm trying to isolate that audio right there. I might as well have my rainbow flag out.

[Michael Turley]

And I just said she should call and thank me.

[JD Ryan]

And this is. This is. This is what I do. And you. You always and jump on me if you have to. But I. My mind goes immediately to. Well, then, what would an example of a gay company be?

[Pre K]

Here we go.

[JD Ryan]

That's your Heat the banana.

[Michael Turley]

No, no.

[JD Ryan]

Well, what?

[Michael Turley]

Maybe a green one that's still, like, ripen. Okay.

[Pre K]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

What would it example of a homosexual based company be like? Gay cruises.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. Cruise ship. Yeah. Cruise lines. Okay. Okay.

[Michael Turley]

What else? That's not enough. We're gonna get in trouble for this. You took me down this road. We got to come up with some positive stuff quickly. Quickly.

[JD Ryan]

Like tiaras and Joan Crawford postcards. I don't know.

[Pre K]

Hot.

[JD Ryan]

Does anybody know?

[Michael Turley]

Subaru, Subarus are for hippies.

[JD Ryan]

Right?

[Michael Turley]

It's a different deal. It's Grateful Dead. Let's switch the topic. So we played these two songs backwards. Cut one, I didn't say who the singer is. We're doing this raw. Cut two, you guess the artist in the name, you win the stuff. Stephen. Baton Rouge.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, Steve.

[Michael Turley]

Hey. What are your guesses? Donna Summer? Yeah. The second one's on.

[JD Ryan]

Is on the radio.

[Michael Turley]

The first one is Brian in Philadelphia.

[JD Ryan]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

First one is Hot Stuff. Yeah. Second one on the radio. No. Nope. Captain Jack in St. Peterburn, Florida. Good morning.

[JD Ryan]

I know what that is.

[Michael Turley]

Donna Summer.

[JD Ryan]

Obviously, and it's Hot Stuff.

[Pre K]

And Last dance.

[JD Ryan]

Yes. Captain Jack will get you five.

[Michael Turley]

There you go. Hazel. Wolf Packer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody in the chat room.

[Michael Turley]

Does this sound like a bingo hall in here?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, it does.

[Michael Turley]

In the background.

[John Clay Wolf]

It sounds great. Like y' all having a fun time over there. How many drinks have been already served?

[Michael Turley]

Don't cuss on the radio. I heard that. Turley, you just dropped an s bomb. Plenty. B12 is the winner. How much time till we're out here?

[JD Ryan]

Bingo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two and a half minutes.

[Michael Turley]

Two and a half minutes. Okay, Courtney, watch this. We'll track with her. She didn't even know what we're doing much. Hey, Courtney, are you blonde? Yes. All right. Yes. Are you a man or woman? Oh, I'm a girl. I thought you said, are you blonde? No, I did. I. So what. What are you calling about? The song mashup. Oh, yeah. What do you think? You got it figured out. I think it's Donna Summer. Yeah. And the first one taught stuff. Yeah. The second one is really challenging, but I'm gonna get. She works hard for the money. Yes. Courtney, you won. You blonde savage. I'm kidding. You lost. You lost. You lost. The guy that called before. Got it.

[JD Ryan]

Psych.

[Michael Turley]

I know, it's. Sorry. Wrong, right? Yeah. Number two is. Was it on the radio? What was It.

[JD Ryan]

Last day.

[Michael Turley]

Last day. Mike be playing forward for Courtney so she didn't feel lost.

[JD Ryan]

That's when I fell in love with Donna Summer. She was in. Thank God. It's Friday, 1978.

[Michael Turley]

Yep. He's hot. How old are you, Cody? How old are you courting? How old? 53. What age did you lose your virginity, Michael?

[Pre K]

Michael?

[Michael Turley]

16, bro. 16, bro to a brother.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[Michael Turley]

Correct. Blonde. That's cool. When's the last time you bleached your hair? Two weeks ago. What city of California are you in? Camarillo now by Oxnard. Is that right? Wait. Or am I confused? Yes. Yeah. That's where all the. The fruit pickers are, the strawberry pickers. Oh, yeah. The whole county is quite agricultural. Have you had a good dump? We stopped, Hurley. We stopped. Well, listen, can I tell you something? Yes, yes, yes. I love rock and roll trivia, and Donna Summer is from Boston and so am I. There you go. Thank you, Courtney. Thanks for playing. Thanks for calling in. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Stevie Wonder turned 75 this weekend. Again, we're going to go out on this segment with a CV Wonder celebration montage. But when we come back, we're going to do the lightning round and when that means, you call in and I'll bid your car on the air on behalf of givemetheven.com 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 800, 800 radio. Give me year, make, model, miles, average, rougher, clean. And call me with some good stuff. I'm really not going to take the junk to the air. We will buy junk. Junk. Junk is like five grand a bag on give me the bim. Buy it all the time. But heavy cars, you'd be surprised what I can do with Porsches, Lamborghinis, classic and collector cars. 57 Bel Air. You know, I'm really looking for another 67 GTO or 66 GTO. I love all GTOs. If you got a GTO you want to sell, call us now or go to GM. Go to givemetheven.com be right back.

[JD Ryan]

Harmony. Oh, that's what friends are for.

[Michael Turley]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Show, presented by givemethevit.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio.

[Michael Turley]

1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show and this is the lightning round. Good morning, everybody. It is Saturday, is it? May 16th, 17th. Something.

[John Clay Wolf]

17.

[Michael Turley]

It's a big day and we're doing this Rally down here in Walnut Springs. We have a ton of people in the house with us. I'm going to list off some of the guys that traveled here in just a minute. I needed to take these calls to the air, though, real quick. Mason and Garland, what have you got?

[JD Ryan]

Hey, I've got the Ford F250 Tremor 2020, 38, 000 miles.

[Michael Turley]

Leather?

[JD Ryan]

Yes, sir.

[Michael Turley]

73. Or which are diesel or gas?

[JD Ryan]

Diesel. 6, 7.

[Michael Turley]

How many miles? 38,000. And it's got 38 on it. And average rough or clean?

[JD Ryan]

Super clean.

[Michael Turley]

All right, super duper. Duper. Where are you located?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I'm in. Garland.

[Michael Turley]

What is the trimmer package? I mean, I know the sticker. I know it's a. Is it different shocks? Is it like a Z71 Chevrolet? What else is on it?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, it's got the upgraded towing. We also have the camper for it. It's the slide in bed camper. All right.

[Michael Turley]

Does 55 grand buy it? Ah, ouch. Sorry about that.

[JD Ryan]

You know, dude, you already know.

[Michael Turley]

What's your payoff?

[JD Ryan]

Right now I owe 30 on it.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, well, then, I mean, you're going to get a big equity check.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I'm still going to have to buy another truck, though.

[Michael Turley]

Why are you getting rid of it? Because, I mean, it's kind of a moot point if you got 30,000. Anyway. Put me down for Chevrolet on it. Ah, this is a valid concept you just came up with, actually. Where's it located? Where's it located? It's out there in Wiley. Put me down for 56,000. 56 5, 56, 56 5. If you want to sell it, we can get it picked up in, get you paid. We'll pay off the lien and we will get you an equity check.

[JD Ryan]

All right, I'll keep that in mind, man.

[Michael Turley]

I appreciate your time. Thank you, sir. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Anthony, you've got a 63 Rambler, huh?

[JD Ryan]

That's a 65, 65, 330American Rambler.

[Michael Turley]

How much is that?

[Pre K]

I have no clue.

[Michael Turley]

$500? 500 bucks? Yeah. So we do have a clue. We've established the fact that you're a liar because you do have a clue. You know exactly what you want. Go ahead.

[JD Ryan]

I. I really don't. But I. I put it on.

[Pre K]

I put it on Marketplace for 2000.

[JD Ryan]

I got all kinds of people calling me.

[Michael Turley]

Nobody paid for it. Yeah, yeah, I really don't want to.

[Pre K]

Sell it, but I'm in a position.

[JD Ryan]

To Where I have to.

[Michael Turley]

Why didn't anybody pay for it?

[Pre K]

I haven't answered anybody's calls.

[JD Ryan]

That's what I've been trying to get a hold of you for a long time.

[Michael Turley]

Is it two door or four door?

[Pre K]

It's a four door. It's very rare.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, four handles means low price. Confucius says. I'm telling you the truth. Take a look at. Yeah, I'm looking already. I'm already, I'm sitting here looking at some stats right now. I think it's a five grand rank. That's why I didn't sell. That's why I didn't answer the phone. That's why. That's why. That's why. If you want to check, I'm a five grand check writer.

[Pre K]

No, I'll take it.

[Michael Turley]

All right, well, make. But, but if it's, if it's not nice. I mean, on. This car is so old. Like it's all the other day. But all original can be really bad. Like, hey, I've got a 95, Grandma. She's hot. You ought to see these pictures of her from the twenties. She's all original.

[Pre K]

Right? Okay, so let me say this. So it's been sitting for a long time. When I, when I found it, it.

[JD Ryan]

Was sitting for a long time.

[Pre K]

I cleaned it all up. It's got, I mean, the original paint, but it looks like it's been sitting.

[JD Ryan]

There's a couple rust spots on it where. But it's not bad.

[Pre K]

The cars for the year and the.

[JD Ryan]

Shape, it's really good.

[Michael Turley]

It sounds like a two grand rig the more you talk. But here's what we're gonna do. Take photos. Take photos. I, I. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Take photos.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, I got you.

[Michael Turley]

Take up close of the rust, all the stuff. Go to give me the vid.com. load it up. Let's take a look and start from there. Because I'm just, I'm just guessing, right? I'm just winging all over the place. I don't know.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I got you.

[Michael Turley]

So we started that. It's $10,000 and everybody in town was beating you down your door to pay you. And then you're. I offer you five and you say, oh my God, I'll take it. And then, and then it's got rust.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's got this.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I thought you said 10. No, I put it on for 2000.

[JD Ryan]

I got all kinds of people calling me.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, so do you want to sell for 2,000?

[Pre K]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Well, I'm gonna End up keeping it.

[JD Ryan]

But then I heard you get.

[Pre K]

But I heard you again because I'm.

[Michael Turley]

Trying to buy a house right now.

[Pre K]

Trying to.

[JD Ryan]

Where I'm at, I'm trying to move and it's just bad area. So.

[Michael Turley]

Didn't he say 10,000 earlier? Everybody in the room says that you said 10,000. So when I thought 10, I thought you had a nice car. So you listed this for sale for two. Hang on, hang on. I'm running. I'm screwing this goat. You're just holding its head. Okay, all right. You said that you posted it in the classifieds for $2,000 and now you won't take $2,000.

[Pre K]

Well, I, I will.

[Michael Turley]

I tell you what, I will.

[JD Ryan]

I really will.

[Pre K]

I'm in a position where I need to.

[JD Ryan]

But.

[Michael Turley]

But why am I not a good guy if I just came in from nowhere land and offered you what you've got it running for in the, in the classifieds and you're acting like I'm getting over on you. No, well, I am not twisting your hand. It's not a predatory buy. This is a four door. Yeah, I know you're. Yes. Yeah. All right. And from Florida for good sakes. Jesus Christ, we forgot to put the Florida discount in there. Anyway, go to givemethevin.com and load it up. Let's take a look. Thank you for calling 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars radio from America's best car buyer. Give me the event.com.

[JD Ryan]

Now.

[Michael Turley]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. So the wife is in the house and the mother in law is in the house. The Danes are here. Nobody's ever seen them. I've told the story that. So her mother's sister is the hot blonde from abba and my wife's grandmother and aunt thing. And here they are.

[JD Ryan]

Did you.

[Michael Turley]

Did we get our ABBA check? Honey, I love it when we get our quarterly ABBA money check. It just takes all the pressure off. Good morning everybody.

[JD Ryan]

Is that Agnes Agnetha?

[Michael Turley]

No, Agnes is the dark headed one, isn't it? Agnetha, you're at the blonde. I mean somebody what made me reminded. Somebody just walked up said God, you were serious about the Adva deal.

[JD Ryan]

I know, I was getting worried. I was gonna ask you what's going on because I haven't seen the misses in like 12 weeks or something.

[Michael Turley]

She just had her hands for.

[JD Ryan]

And I miss you terribly, Jeanette.

[Michael Turley]

Well, you miss her cooking on Friday.

[JD Ryan]

Nights on the desk and you don't come see us.

[Michael Turley]

Speaking of J.D. yes.

[JD Ryan]

And I'm stuck with you.

[Michael Turley]

So last night when I said, hey, are you gonna go to. We've got all these listeners in town and they wanted to take you guys to dinner because I was at the kiddo's graduation.

[Pre K]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

And. And I said, hey, are you sure you're not coming out? And you pulled this. Well, I didn't think I had anywhere to stay. I didn't think anywhere. And then I said, well, you can stay in the guest house. You can.

[JD Ryan]

You mean.

[Michael Turley]

And then here's what he says, Bob.

[JD Ryan]

You mean the one that you used.

[Michael Turley]

To let me stay in?

[Pre K]

Oh, God.

[Michael Turley]

I swear to God. That's what he said. That's what I meant. I said, you can stay in the guest. I said. You mean like the one we used to stay in? Like you used to let me stay there before you ran me off? That's not what you said. But that was the insinuation. And let me be real clear. J.D.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, you.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, that guest house is empty almost every Friday night.

[Pre K]

I didn't know.

[Michael Turley]

Well, who the hell else is staying in, right?

[Pre K]

Richard Rollins, you. You can't count the weekends. It's always somebody.

[Michael Turley]

Well. Well, you're welcome to stay there.

[Pre K]

Okay?

[Michael Turley]

It's just because you're pw. Just because you got married. Just because she's got a. I was a ring in your nose.

[Pre K]

I was in an 8th grade graduation and I couldn't get that.

[Michael Turley]

Would you say that?

[JD Ryan]

Blaming it on me. It's not my fault.

[Michael Turley]

Who blamed it on you? So. So instead of saying I didn't have a place to stay, just say, hey, I got a graduation I got to go to. Because, God, I know I had to go to them.

[Pre K]

You had to go to one that I was going to get back by 6:30, which means I could have got here by 8. However, we didn't get back back till 7:30. By then it was storming, so I just didn't come.

[Michael Turley]

So this is Texas Rattlesnake weekend right here. You guys been hearing about this on the show forever. We're building this thing up, having a great weekend, and we've had a lot of show listeners drive, fly, come from all over. The closest guys are right down the street, so they don't count.

[JD Ryan]

Meridian.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, but Anthony Ustica used to go, Houston, it's your birthday. I think it's 58. Is that right?

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

Happy birthday, Anthony.

[JD Ryan]

There he is right there.

[Michael Turley]

We got a lot of these guys up here in the saloon up in there. Phil McLean. Came over from North Carolina. Oh, Carolina.

[Pre K]

There he is back there.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, Bill. Scott Stevens from Louisiana. Loana. There's Scott.

[Pre K]

He's making those Rico.

[Michael Turley]

Steve Graves, the. The. The leader of this whole fan club thing. Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania. Go Birds. Right. Brian Stewart, Lone Oak, Texas. Good morning, Brian. Joe Hefter from Fort Worth. The Hef. Scott and Kayla Hansen from Las Vegas.

[Pre K]

Las Vegas. They drove here.

[Michael Turley]

The pilot man, right? The drug runner. You ever seen Mina?

[JD Ryan]

Allegedly, Right.

[Michael Turley]

The Tom Cruise. Yeah. Victor Sandoval and lady. Drove, not flew, but drove. From Mission Viejo, Southern California.

[John Clay Wolf]

You?

[Michael Turley]

Larry Valdez. Came up from San Antone. Feisty. Came up from Mississippi, but she's gone. Is that right? Was there a falling out in the wolf pack? Everybody don't air out. Family business, huh? I saw her yesterday morning and she was happy as a lark. What time did it go sideways? Noon.

[JD Ryan]

She.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. She's pretty. She's on edge, you know that. She's feisty. So somebody pissed her off. She bailed. Did she drive back to Mississippi? Ah, well. Feisty. Thanks for coming. Sorry we missed you. I did. I didn't see a couple. I was wondering where my bartender was, because she's a pretty good one.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Pre K]

How would you like to have to wait till you're dead before the world, you know, gives you your due? This week, the commissioner of Major League Baseball rules. Are you ready for this? Players banned from the league will be reinstated after they die. That's Pete Rose, actually. He'll be officially back in the hall of Fame, which is actually kind of ironic, considering on the interview he had recently about him dying in the hall of Fame. Cut number one, Mike.

[Michael Turley]

I don't see much sense in putting.

[JD Ryan]

Me on the ballot after I die.

[Michael Turley]

Most of the people who rooted for me my whole career would love to see me in the hall of Fame as a living player, not as someone is 10ft under. What good would it do my family.

[JD Ryan]

If they put me in the hall.

[Michael Turley]

Of Fame after I die? Because I'm the one that did the work. I'm the one that put the time in. I'm the one who was dedicated to the game of baseball. I was the one dedicated to my teammates and for the game of baseball in general. World. I tried to sell the game for my 24 years as a Major League Baseball player by going out there every day and busting my ass and trying to entertain the people setting that line. Ace Rothstein. Good job.

[John Clay Wolf]

They didn't want him to talk. That's why.

[JD Ryan]

Childhood hero of mine, I'm telling you, man. Charlie Hustle his man Pete Rather great. Pete Rose.

[Michael Turley]

What's the time, boss?

[John Clay Wolf]

You got two minutes and 30 seconds.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, so I've got Brandon up here. Here. He's running the campground. Like when you go to Sturgis, you've got town and then you've got the buffalo chip and you've got the. Not broken spoke, but full throttle. Throttle. Yeah. You got these campgrounds and we have one set up here this weekend in Walnut Springs. Brandon's running the Viper Pit. Y' all had an all nighter last night. Somebody called in complaining, saying that there was no topless allowed. Is that right? There's no time. Well, we had some topless incidents, but we got it. Is it an incident? Like, are you. Are you a mall cop right now? Segue. Have to say it that way. Okay. What happens happens. But I gotta say, yeah, okay, dude, we need to get you a segue in a citation pad.

[JD Ryan]

We got.

[Michael Turley]

We got E bikes over there for that reason.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, we gotta. We gotta get set up, man. The Rhino rush.

[Michael Turley]

Viper Pit was happening last night. It was exciting. What's on deck for today and tonight? Let's go through that, man.

[JD Ryan]

We got more pillow fights, Jello wrestling.

[Michael Turley]

Jello wrestling. What time would the Jello wrestling take place? Do we know? That's gonna be put in between the Thunder Roast of Man and sometime after the MMA fights. So there's an MMA fight tonight here?

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Huh?

[JD Ryan]

Showcase. MMA showcase.

[Michael Turley]

Yes. Because we can't get copyright infringement from MMA fights. So we gotta have. We're having a fight in an octagon with people that you'd recognize from mma.

[JD Ryan]

Correct.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, chose to run in that. Otherwise known as an MMA fight.

[JD Ryan]

Something like that.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah. Showcase. Yeah. Ladies arm wrestling.

[JD Ryan]

That 40 plus wet t shirt contest.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Make sure they get some.

[Michael Turley]

Some love. Are the T shirts a little longer? Long? Yeah, we're doing the belly. Hopefully the Belly pop contest. Fear factor at 4pm Fear factor would be what? It's just gross, nasty stuff. Joe Rogan. Yeah, basically Tyrone Biggums from Chappelle eating snails. Yeah, something like that. Yeah. You're crazy. Joe Rogan.

[JD Ryan]

These are tasty. Hey, we had a guy in a.

[Michael Turley]

Live tarantula one time a couple years ago. A live. I would watch that. It was interesting as hell, man.

[JD Ryan]

It was great. Yeah, but, you know, expect the unexpected.

[Michael Turley]

Because we have no rules. Once we get going, we just kind of wing it, man. So everything in town is free. There's no cover charges. Brandon has organized all these events to get into the thing. You buy a wrist bed, it's the last day, so it's $15 to get in. That's nothing. That's nothing. Text to free. You got Thunder, Rosa Band. Get some other live music. There's a lot going on there. A lot of people would pay $15 just for any one of those activities, I believe. Did it cost like 15 bucks to go to the movie now? If you go to the movie, it cost $15. Remember when the airport when you were a kid, you had to put quarters in the crapper? I don't remember that. I'm not taking a crap at an airport. But yeah, when you were a kid, you would. No, not me. You never crawled under the door, cuz you didn't want to skip the. The vending machine. Anywhere but my house, man. Who said crap? Owe me a pee. Let's. Let's ease up. But nonetheless, 15 bucks is cheap.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

No. So to get into the viper pit is $15, and we'll. What? Why are you looking at me like that? Okay, we'll be back in just a minute. Charlie's trying to tell me it's time to go to music break. We'll be right back. 800-8007-234880-07234. 800, 800 radio. We got a full house here. This is a big time. If anybody's within the listen area and you're into biking and not or classic cars, on down to Walnut Springs, we're open. Yo, we're back to the John Clay Wolf show. Taking over your radio every Saturday morning. Hit them up. 800, 800 radio. Check out the [e-mail] or John Clay Wolf dot com. And now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf. Wolf one. Clay Wolf. Say good morning, everybody.

[JD Ryan]

We're back.

[Michael Turley]

We're back.

[JD Ryan]

We're back. Back.

[Michael Turley]

Good morning, West Coast. How the hell are you? Denver, Colorado. Las Vegas, New Mexico. Not New Mexico. Las Vegas, Nevada. Nev. Hey, Goat Boy. I. I made a comment earlier about I'm getting this goat. You're just holding his head. And our own. Go Boy came in and he wanted to talk about it. Go Boy. What's going on? John Y. John Y. Y.

[JD Ryan]

God damn it.

[Michael Turley]

Well, don't cuss.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, hey, hey.

[Michael Turley]

People get mad about the Lord's name in vain. I catch a lot of heat over that. You need to apologize.

[JD Ryan]

I'm not people.

[Michael Turley]

I need.

[JD Ryan]

I'm a Go Boy. Okay, so you're going to screw this goat and some other body's going to hold.

[Michael Turley]

Well, I mean, it's just an old saying.

[JD Ryan]

Man. Man.

[Michael Turley]

What? What? Slow down, all right?

[JD Ryan]

Anybody tries to hold my head, it's gonna get stabbed. Okay, see what I got here?

[Michael Turley]

You never heard that saying, Horns? Are you okay? Are you still mad?

[JD Ryan]

Mad, mad? Need a beer?

[Michael Turley]

Well, oddly enough, Romerio Romo's father is right here and he wanted to comment to you, goat boy, about what you think you're hearing or saying.

[JD Ryan]

At this time. There are many creatures in the world that says they are good. They are. Okay. But you say these things, you will have access to power lines. Every goat. And then somebody will hold his head. Do you know where my great sweet grandmother came from?

[Michael Turley]

No way.

[JD Ryan]

In the Osaka part of Mexico.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

That used to do this all the time with all of the amulets.

[Michael Turley]

The what?

[JD Ryan]

The jockies, the goats, the little chips.

[Michael Turley]

Sheeps.

[JD Ryan]

Sheeps.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Yes. And they would always cry for help. Your help. Oh, it's more like hell no.

[Michael Turley]

I don't like where this is going.

[JD Ryan]

You make your girlfriend very upset when these things.

[Michael Turley]

It's just an old saying.

[JD Ryan]

You must stop.

[Michael Turley]

You have a lovely wife, right? What's that have to do with anything?

[JD Ryan]

Why do you Congress with the goats? This is. This is normal. This is not.

[Michael Turley]

I don't. It's just a saying. Do you not understand? Y' all don't have sayings in Mexico?

[JD Ryan]

I think you should give this problem to the Lord and ask him if he thinks you should make a lavatory. God. This is not good for Jews.

[Michael Turley]

It's just a saying. It means nothing.

[JD Ryan]

And obviously the ghost don't like it either. So.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. You went Mecca, the peace Goat boy.

[JD Ryan]

Be careful with your livestock.

[Michael Turley]

Be careful with your livestock. All right. Thank you, Romero. Romo. Tony. Romo's dead. We've got Scott. We've got a. What? What's our time stamp? Five minutes. We're gonna play Jeopardy. Right now. Oh, and we have a listener that drove up from Houston, Texas. It is his birthday. Anthony used to come.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, sir.

[Michael Turley]

Yustica. Good morning, Anthony. Happy birthday. Good morning. All right, let's roll, Bob.

[JD Ryan]

Here we go.

[Michael Turley]

You know you. Ding, ding, ding, Pre K. I need.

[JD Ryan]

You too, Pre K. Time to test the intellect and pop culture IQ of our own John Clay Wolf. Show crew. We got a lot of friends in on the game, too. Category one is the new wave post punk art rock in the 80s. A category two filming the Big Easy movies set in New Orleans. Y' all ready to play Jeopardy.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Yes. Here we go. Category one. Question one. What's considered America's pioneering new wave band? This group from Boston mix guitar and synth rockin radio friendly tunes like My Best Friend's Girl.

[Michael Turley]

Ding, ding, ding, ding. John, who are the cars?

[JD Ryan]

That is correct, man. Question two. Anyone with a radio at the time. New songs like Good Girls don't and My Sirona. Ding, ding.

[Michael Turley]

You got a ding. You got a ding. You were close, though. But I did feature. But at least we both got it.

[JD Ryan]

It's going to be very problematic, I think. Question three. This John Hughes film starring Molly Ringwald was accompanied by a soundtrack that Ding, ding.

[Michael Turley]

What is Pretty in Pink?

[JD Ryan]

That's correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dang. He's cleaning up, y' all.

[JD Ryan]

Things like Psycho. All right, on to category two. Question one. One of the most popular American action franchises centers on a mercenary group based in New Orleans, featuring actors including Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, pre K. Who are the expendables? That is correct. Bam. He does participate in this game once in a while. Question 2. New Orleans was one of the primary location sites in the first James Bond movie starring Roger Moore and featured a theme song by Paul McCartney.

[Michael Turley]

Ding, ding, ding.

[JD Ryan]

Who's Octopussy? That's incorrect.

[Michael Turley]

Ding, ding, ding. What is live and let go?

[JD Ryan]

That's correct. On question three. This 90s horror classic set in the 18th century stars Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise in the acclaimed adaptation of Anne Rice's famous vampire novel.

[Michael Turley]

Ding, ding, ding.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

I think it's wrong. What are the Vampire Diaries?

[JD Ryan]

That's incorrect. That's so close.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is Interview with the Vampire.

[JD Ryan]

That is correct.

[Michael Turley]

Gotcha you.

[JD Ryan]

Tom Cruise was so scary.

[Michael Turley]

The competition's hard here.

[JD Ryan]

All right, on to double jeopardy. Mr. Turley, you ready to run? Here we go. Category one. Androgynous tropes were prevalent in English new wave bands. None embrace the identity more than this hit group led by George Allen Odow, known professionally as Boy George.

[Michael Turley]

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Culture Club.

[JD Ryan]

That's correct. That's a very close. That was a close Dane right there. All right, question two. Same category. The hands down biggest selling English band in new wave was this five man band who arrived with their debut single, Girls on Film.

[Michael Turley]

Ding, ding, ding. What is to render him.

[JD Ryan]

That's correct. Just almost like he wrote these.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, he's running away with it, guys.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, he's killing us because we never hear this. Just let me, let me imagine.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, I'm gonna buy you a birthday drink when we're done here. This Is night to beat the hell. Night to beat the hell out of somebody on their birthday.

[JD Ryan]

Questions are really good. Way you out there, your questions are really good. It's almost like you love me as much as my goat. I'm sorry, man. All right, into category two, this infamous counterculture film follows motorcycle bound hippies played by Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper. Ding, ding, ding.

[Michael Turley]

What is Easy Rider?

[JD Ryan]

That is correct. No, that is correct. CC Rider. Easy.

[Michael Turley]

Easy Rider. Oh, they said CC Rider. Okay.

[JD Ryan]

With two because it's jets quarterback guy. What's his name? Easy riding. CC Rider. Joe Naman. Joe Namath. He said CC Got to give him a point for that, Charlie. And last one up. This 80s erotic thriller follows down on his luck. Private eye Harry angel to New Orleans, where he gets it on with former Cosby show star Lisa Bonet. And meets the devil, played by Robert De Niro.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ding, ding, ding. What is Eve's Bayou?

[Michael Turley]

You. No, it's incorrect now, but it's ding, ding, ding. It is what is.

[JD Ryan]

Wait, I love Meg Robinson year old. The devil to eat the egg. And look at.

[Michael Turley]

Monet wasn't in it.

[JD Ryan]

She was too. She Damn.

[Michael Turley]

Well, it's Nicole Kidman.

[JD Ryan]

She was naked in 14 different ways. And getting it on in that movie. Wow.

[Michael Turley]

Why am I not remembering the name?

[JD Ryan]

It's raining. There's holes in the roof and it's raining. The rain turns to blood and she's going.

[Michael Turley]

It's not Devil's Advocate. It's a. No, it's.

[JD Ryan]

Y' all know the movie I'm talking about. Don't say it out loud.

[Michael Turley]

Say it out loud.

[JD Ryan]

The correct answer is what is Angel? Ah, you never saw that?

[Michael Turley]

No.

[JD Ryan]

Dude, you'll watch it. You'll rewrite it and watch it twice.

[Michael Turley]

What's the one I'm thinking of with where he makes him screw his sister at the end?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, Devil's advocate.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that's the best one.

[JD Ryan]

I don't do that. Kevin.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

30 seconds.

[Michael Turley]

All right, everybody, that's a good round. West coast, you've got another hour lined up. Everybody else, we're gonna lose you, but I'm gonna stay on the stream. I'm gonna double time it here. I'm gonna do the show. Oh, well, how am I going to explain this? Anyway, stay on the stream for a second. I've got something on you. We're gonna. I'm gonna sell. I've got three. Bring a trailer. Auctions ending right now on It's Live. And I'm gonna stream the. We're just gonna watch them, comment on them. That's all. It's nothing for you car geeks. You'll like it. The rest of them won't. All right, thank you guys and stay come down. Texas Rattlesnake Rally, Walnut Springs today. We're around all day today and all day tomorrow. The Viper Pits open. We've got Electric Church at the Rattlesnake Plane tonight. All kinds of events going on here. It's a good.

[JD Ryan]

But now I might be mistaken. The John Clay Wolf show has been a presentation of givemetheven.com from the Westwood One Radio Network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show. Locker Out.

[Michael Turley]

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