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J.D. Ryan
John Clay Wolf, Brian Wilson from the Beach Boys is dead. Iran is burning. And we are at the Ass monkey gas house this morning live and.
Turley
Well, I don't know if that's what they call.
Bob
No, they don't call it that. They call it the gas monkey ice house.
J.D. Ryan
Oh, I had it Flip flop.
Bob
Yeah, you did. Ass monkey gas monkey ice house.
Turley
It's very close. You're very close.
J.D. Ryan
Very close. Good morning, everybody. How the hell are you?
Bob
Gas Monkey Tuning in.
J.D. Ryan
Yes. We are live and it is Father's Day weekend. We're doing a. It's not a car show. You can't call it a car show.
Bob
Why?
J.D. Ryan
Because the landlords don't want a car show. So it's a come down and show us your car.
Turley
Okay. Place to do it, man.
Bob
It's not a strip bar. It's a show us your. Okay.
J.D. Ryan
You know the big problem is all the jerk wads that burn out and start doing circles, right? And clip people. I mean, if you watch those reels on TV with everybody dying all the time. Yes, it's the damn. This thing out there by us. They did one of those burnout pads and within an hour of it opening two months ago, there was a death. Not an injury, but a death. Yeah, let's go out and die today. How are we going to die? We're going to die from a hellcat in Illegal Prisoner. An ex convict. An escaped convict doing circles in a hellcat. And I'm going to film it with my droid, not my iPhone. What could go wrong and get run over by a hellcat?
Turley
Do you know what coroner is called that?
J.D. Ryan
Death by hell.
Turley
Death by misadventure. And that's one that you. That's one you don't want stamped on your ticket. You know, this is. Yeah. Burnouts falling off a roller coaster, being buried alive in some kind of a GoFundMe stunt.
Bob
I'm sorry.
Turley
Death by misadventure. These are. These are things that help the gene pool out a lot by removing stupid people from an otherwise perfectly good gene pool. Death by misadventure. I've been closer to this probably than either of you guys. And I'm telling you, it's the only thing that ever really scared.
J.D. Ryan
Do you remember the Darwin Awards? Of course that's. It's similar.
Turley
Yes.
Bob
Yeah.
J.D. Ryan
So we're not doing that.
Bob
You caused your own.
J.D. Ryan
We're not doing that at all.
Turley
I've got 20 minute monologues of some of my favorite Darwin Awards stories. Man, that's great.
J.D. Ryan
Remember when the guy strapped a J toe rocket onto his car to see if he could beat the speed of sound or something? And any as everybody died and just everybody.
Turley
He zoomed off the highway 60ft in the air and ran into a cliff.
J.D. Ryan
He was in the air.
Turley
Wiley Coyote. That's great.
J.D. Ryan
The Darwin Awards.
Turley
There's a fellow who tried to tip over soda dispenser and flatten it.
Bob
Oh yeah. That they've had to put warning labels on. If you look at soda machines, they now say don't tip this.
J.D. Ryan
We used to do that in the athletic dorms at college.
Bob
Yeah.
J.D. Ryan
If you. If you tip the soda machine at a. At the right angle, they would fall out.
Bob
Oh, I got you.
J.D. Ryan
Okay. Yes. He would get free drinks.
Turley
Tip of free soda.
J.D. Ryan
And everybody enjoys free drinks.
Turley
Right. With your friends.
J.D. Ryan
So we did have one fall on a person one evening. Oh, he did not pass.
Turley
Oh, good.
J.D. Ryan
He did not even get hurt. But he did get suspended.
Turley
Did he get a soda?
J.D. Ryan
But I've drank about. I bet. I bet I've had about 35 sodas improperly from a tipped soda machine. Otherwise known as stolen sodas.
Turley
Yeah, they used to be easier, but I'm telling you, I think they.
J.D. Ryan
Does it work anymore?
Turley
They put some steel weights in the bottom so that they would be dangerous to try and tip a free soda.
J.D. Ryan
Well, does it? I mean, so you tip that you would tip the. The Coke machine over?
Bob
Sure.
J.D. Ryan
At a 45. Maybe a little more than 45. It's that last 10 degrees that gets you actually, Right? And then you give it the old oomph and it would fall out. It would give you something to drink.
Turley
Sometime around 1981, 82, they added like 600 more pounds of steel enforcement to the top. It's like, wham. Flattened people. And they, of course, they didn't know. All they wanted was a soda, but that's. I think you can get deported for that.
J.D. Ryan
JD when was the last time? Time. Yeah, boy. That you were. That you were. When you were with Russ Martin show. Did you used to do this a lot?
Bob
The remotes? Yeah, we actually know the reason was we. We did. The last remote we did was in Mex at a room at a resort. Six o' clock in the morning. There's nobody out because needless to say.
J.D. Ryan
Are the hookers still awake?
Bob
Of course.
J.D. Ryan
Okay, so don't we tell Buddy? They count.
Bob
Okay, they. They do count. My bad. So, yeah. And it was just like Russ looked at me halfway through the remote, he goes, we'll never do this again. Just because everybody's drunk. Nobody cares. We're on vacation. We're Mexico.
John Clay Wolf
Why'd you make me come to Mexico?
Turley
J.D.
J.D. Ryan
Right.
Bob
This is my fault.
J.D. Ryan
We're never gonna do this again. Afternoon show, right?
Bob
Started off in morning for Howard Stern because Howard Stern couldn't join the station that we were on immediately. So we did mornings for about six months, which was horrible. And then we did afternoons the rest of the time. Correct. I know, right?
J.D. Ryan
Charlie, what do you think about the basketball program last night?
Richard Rollins
I think that Indiana blew it. They had their chance.
J.D. Ryan
Do you think it's over? Over?
Richard Rollins
Yeah, that's. Now it's Oklahoma. Seized it. Too much sga. You know, like, you have too much msg. Too much SGA there in the fourth quarter.
Bob
It's sga.
Richard Rollins
That's the MVP of the NBA.
Bob
Excuse me.
Richard Rollins
Come on now.
Bob
Don't you know too much sga?
J.D. Ryan
Sound like those California people with their acronyms.
Bob
Oh, my God.
Richard Rollins
Well, I mean, it's. His name is so long. I mean, you have to shy. Gilgames Alexandria. I mean, it's sga.
Bob
It's sga. Too much SGA in the NBA.
Richard Rollins
Yeah.
Turley
So is the Halliburton age over? I mean, is Halliburton dead or something?
Richard Rollins
No, he's not dead.
J.D. Ryan
It's just they had.
Richard Rollins
They were. They were up by seven in the fourth and they just let it slip away because now it's home court advantage. Okc. And they're good at home. They're, they are more talented team. But Indiana has done good. Everybody was like, oh, they're going to.
J.D. Ryan
Get their butts kicked.
Richard Rollins
They're going to lose and maybe sweep or five games best. It's going to go six, it could go seven.
J.D. Ryan
It's three one or two one. Right now it's two two. Okay, so what? I mean, you think it's over? Why do you think it's over? Why can't they keep playing? I mean it's tied up. Why are you such a negative prick?
Richard Rollins
Because they needed this win. If Indiana won that game, they would have home court. They'd have a shot. At this point now Oklahoma City's got all the advantage, all the momentum.
J.D. Ryan
Well, speaking of contests, who's going to win the war in overseas?
Bob
The answer is nobody.
Richard Rollins
Well, let's see the over ender odds.
Bob
Talking about Iran and yeah, I mean.
J.D. Ryan
They hit some big three pointers this week. Yeah, Israel hits. They were just draining threes and then Iran firing tried some mid court shots. I don't think that they hit at best. No, right?
Bob
No.
J.D. Ryan
Is this not funny, Israel? Are y' all looking at me like this is not funny?
Bob
It's.
J.D. Ryan
Am I not being funny?
Bob
It's very sad.
J.D. Ryan
I'll just be quiet.
Bob
Israel had some very.
J.D. Ryan
We're here. The Gas monkey, Ice House. Just bring me some breakfast. I'll just be quiet.
Bob
Okay. I'm just saying. Israel. Israel started kind of. They had some very specific hits. In fact, they sent some rockets in through some windows and killed some Iranian leaders.
Turley
Four. Four total. Big. The next day Iran didn't even have anybody to order.
Bob
To order.
J.D. Ryan
I know.
Turley
There was nobody allowed reply volley. They waited until the next afternoon. Early morning.
J.D. Ryan
Here. Charlie, will you play flop?
Richard Rollins
Oh, it's playing right now.
Bob
I ran so far away.
J.D. Ryan
Think alike or that. So is it Iran or Iran?
Turley
It's I, you know, is it Bombay or Mumbai?
Bob
It's, you know, the old novelty.
Turley
Iran's correct. But Iraq, Iran, Iraq, Iran. You know, you go a lot of ways with it. You had to see this coming.
Bob
Oh God, yes.
J.D. Ryan
And if they obviously come when it's coming through a window, well, they just.
Turley
It's like that little kid lives on the street behind you. He's like, I'm gonna date your sister. I'm like, no, you're not. We're 11, she's 16. Yes, I am. Like they leave us. He's like, I'm gonna take you off the planet.
J.D. Ryan
Like what?
Turley
You're gonna take, Take us all off the planet? Iran just keeps threatening Israel with, with annihilation.
Bob
Yeah.
Turley
I mean, how do you, you know, how do you live across the alley from this guy?
J.D. Ryan
Across the alley, right.
Bob
And Israeli has.
Turley
I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't put up with it. It's like, you know, and I don't. I'm not for war any more than anybody else, but.
J.D. Ryan
Shut up.
Turley
Hostages back in 1978. 79. 79, you know, the Ayatollah comes in, we're going to have instead of a, you know, Iran used to be a beautiful blooming democracy until like 75, 70, when they had our guy, the Shah of Iran, in charge. So the Ayatollah comes, they take it over, make it a theology. Now, look.
J.D. Ryan
Hey, Bob, shut up. I got something I got to do.
Turley
Yes, please, please.
J.D. Ryan
It's time for the lightning round cars. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 800, 800 radio calling right now. The next segment after this song is the Lightning Round where I put the cars on the radio. On behalf of givemetheven.com we are live at the Gas Monkey Ice House in Dallas, Texas. Today. Look it up online. It's right next to Nebraska Furniture Mart. Guys that say you never get out. We want to see you out. We're out. If you're driving around, come by and see us. They open here at 9 o' clock. They open here at 8 o' clock for us because we got to do this radio show. But at 9 o' clock they open up and they've got breakfast and all that other stuff. So call in now across the country. Call in. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio and a year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars and radio for America's best car buyer. GiveMeTheVin.com.
Pre K
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J.D. Ryan
Dorian in Pittsburgh. Y old horny blind bastard. What do you want?
Turley
Hey, good, good things in Pittsburgh. Oakmont. The golf world is here and the. The strip club is benefiting because it's their slam. Everybody, the.
J.D. Ryan
The best golfers in the world are competing in the open in Oakmont. Thank you. Crab in California. Why are you up so early?
Bob
I'M always up for you guys. Saturday morning cartoons for adults. Hey, hey. Happy Father's Day, dude. For all the fathers and the mother. Fathers and have a good weekend, guys. Even with the sound problems. It sounds good.
J.D. Ryan
What's the sound problem?
Bob
Well, you guys are working it out, all right?
J.D. Ryan
I can't, Greg in Ohio.
Turley
Hi there.
J.D. Ryan
Where in Ohio? East Palestine. I don't know where the hell that is. Is that near Columbus over by Youngstown? It's where the.
Turley
That's where the train derailed and they.
J.D. Ryan
Lit the train on fire a couple of years ago. Oh, that's that, that, that's great to have a town moniker. Is that so? You got a third. You got a 13 Ford Transit Connect XLT. 74,000mile cargo van wants 10,000. Got a private offer for that much. I think it's worth 7, 500. Okay to take the 10. Alrighty. Thank you. Pre K put them on hold. Pre K, put them on hold. Pre K put them on hold. Ken08 Avalanche LTZ with 122I think it's a LT LT2 is it does have a sun? No sir, it's just an LT2. So is it cloth or leather? Leather. What color? Got a hundred and twenty two thousand. I think it's like a silver birch. Woodish silver. Did you buy it new? No sir. No sir. I got it in 2013. Is it a four wheel drive or two? Four wheel drive, six liter or five three or do you know five three. You said it's two. You said it's a four wheel drive. Hang on a second. I think it's a seven thousand dollar truck but I want to look at something real quick.
Turley
Yes sir.
J.D. Ryan
125,000 miles. So ah, average rough or clean? Average. I'm a five grand buyer. A five grand check rider. Five grand check rider. Go to givemetheven.com we'll get it picked up. Thank you. We'll be right back. 800-877-734. We're live on remote at the Gas Monkey. All new Gas Monkey Ice House. Like a grand opening day. Bring your cars, bring your bikes. Let's see we're having a big party here today. Come on down. The US Coast Guard has announced it has seized nearly 5,000 pounds of cocaine from a Florida port. A huge relief for all the nearby boats carrying £10,000.
Pre K
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J.D. Ryan
Morning, everybody. You're right here from the. Live from the Gas Monkey Ice House. If you're out and about this Father's Day weekend, we're starting it early today, Saturday, over by Nebraska. Nebraska Furniture Mart. Have you been. Been to Nebraska Furniture Mart, J.D.
Bob
Oh, yeah. That place is amazing. You spend all day in there.
J.D. Ryan
Weird. Odd. It's so large.
Bob
A whole different world. What's that place out here? Shields?
J.D. Ryan
Yeah, It's. It's a sporting thing. Just as big as Nebraska. Everything's bigger in Texas than those two things. And we're right here in that huge parking lot in Gas Monkey Ice House they just opened.
Bob
Yeah.
J.D. Ryan
And it used to be called LSA Burger.
Bob
Oh, okay.
J.D. Ryan
So, long story short, and we'll. We'll get to how this all became what it is later, but we got Bob up around here with us. Bobby. Bobby D. In New Mexico. How are you?
Charlie
I'm well. How are you up there in Nebraska land?
J.D. Ryan
Nebraska? Do you live in New Mexico? Is your phone just registered in Mexico?
Charlie
I live in New Mexico, yeah.
J.D. Ryan
How'd you find us?
Charlie
It's an exciting place. Just kidding, huh?
J.D. Ryan
How did you find us?
Charlie
Oh, yeah, you're on. From El Paso to Oklahoma City to points north and southward. And eastward. So I hear you on stations I listen to from, you know, there to here.
J.D. Ryan
I see you've got a Subaru. How many miles are on it?
Charlie
A Baja, 86K. Interesting. 20 years old.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah.
Charlie
One owner.
J.D. Ryan
They're like nine. 10 granders in my world.
Charlie
Yeah.
J.D. Ryan
Okay.
Charlie
You know, that's kind of what I heard when we put feelers out. But, you know, the Baja is a strange bird. It's an interesting trucklet and. But, yeah, thanks for.
J.D. Ryan
Was that the last.
Charlie
Your what now?
J.D. Ryan
Was that the last year of them?
Charlie
I think it was it. 205 or 6. I don't remember.
J.D. Ryan
I'm not a Subaru junkie, but neither.
Charlie
Nor am I, but the hubby was, so that was.
J.D. Ryan
Did you. Did he die?
Charlie
No.
J.D. Ryan
Was his past tense.
Charlie
Yeah, well, he's still around.
J.D. Ryan
I mean, are you also married? There's a story here. I feel it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's something going on. Oh, there's a large.
Charlie
There's a large story.
J.D. Ryan
Did y' all start swinging and it screwed everything up? Because you read that, you know, when you start swinging it, you sound so good on the front side. And then it. It cracks the foundation.
Charlie
Yeah. The back nine goes downhill quickly. The front nine's wonderful. But then when you hit the back nine, you know, things. The wheels Start to fall off.
J.D. Ryan
Did y' all start swinging and screw things up?
Charlie
Oh, heck no. We don't believe in that.
J.D. Ryan
What happened? I mean, it sounds like you're half divorced. What happened?
Charlie
Oh, you know. Well, guys know. They should. They should be able to do a diatribe on that. Y' all should be able to know and do that, right?
J.D. Ryan
Well, we do, and that's what I'm asking you. But I mean, specifics. I mean, we. I. I can speculate. I already speculate. All right. Thank you, man.
Turley
Mark, in Orlando, the Outbacks don't do that. It's the bond that causes.
J.D. Ryan
Hey, an 11 Cadillac CTSV. It's got 16, 000 miles. How long have you had it? I bought it used in 2011 with 4,500 miles on it. Where do you live? Is it a Cooper Is two door, four door, sticker, automatic? Automatic. God the wagons, man. That's where the money is. If you've got a CTSV wagon, please go to givemethevin.com and sell. Hey, I'll give you does 34, 35 grand buy this thing. I just want to see what it's really worth. And I've seen some out there, you know, the 40s, but, you know, I know you got trying to profit on it, but. But you guys, I seen someone out there for the 40s. People, people. I mean, if you put a listing out there for 45, does that mean they're selling for 45? Or does that mean you're just testing the water for 45? Anyway, I'll. I'll write a check for 35. Okay, so if you want to sell it, go to givemetheven.com. thank you, sir. What. What station are you listening to us on in Florida? WJR101. WJR101. You know, Tampa JD had a big rock fest thing last week and nobody told us about it on 98 rocks. And Bob, I thought that was your.
Turley
Job to know they're having a rock fest.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah, I mean, you like to keep us up with that kind of stuff. I mean, I want to get out more.
Turley
I agree with you. I'm sorry I missed that. I had no idea.
J.D. Ryan
We need to get out more. When our affiliates have these big parties, we need to go.
Turley
I should have known about that. Nobody told me that's. They're one of our I heart stations.
J.D. Ryan
David, what do you want?
Turley
She hit menopause, dude.
J.D. Ryan
There it is. Understand? There you go. So did you lose your old lady over it?
Turley
Hell no.
J.D. Ryan
She's at home in bed, just sleeping, laying around, eating bomb bombs.
Turley
Nope, she's still sleeping.
J.D. Ryan
She's gonna have some bacon and eggs. Recording, but I'll be down.
Turley
I'm out working.
J.D. Ryan
What city in. I'm in Freeport, Texas right now. So when they hit menopause, is the party over?
Turley
No, you just got to play along with the party.
J.D. Ryan
Like. Like in one regard, everything, bro, they just go apeshit crazy.
Turley
I'm telling you.
J.D. Ryan
I'm sorry, I'm not supposed to say that. But yeah, they just go crazy.
Turley
And it's not anything in their head.
J.D. Ryan
It's blood related. And in there, it's just something that's gonna happen every single time. Well, what age do they go be bat s crazy from the blood related things in their head? Thank you. Let me write that down. Baba, do you have a pen? 45 to 52, they go crazy.
Turley
Menopause.
J.D. Ryan
All right. Thank you, Dave. That's good advice. And that, that's why I'm here for good advice. I want to hear good advice from you guys. 800-800-723-4, Florida News. J.D. right.
Bob
You can do that.
Turley
And now, from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D.
J.D. Ryan
Ryan.
Bob
Oh, we do love Florida. We still are remote in Florida. Think of the crazies we get to come up. Oh, that'd be a lot of fun.
J.D. Ryan
All right.
Bob
You know, every week we do these stories, strange things that happen in Florida. Well, this week it's actually a couple from Florida that are visiting the Yellowstone National Park. The approach of all things, a wild bison with their child in tow, their little baby. Here's the park employees who recorded the video on how stupid it is to approach any wild animal, much less a bison. Cut number eight. Mike.
J.D. Ryan
Honestly, it was shocking. I can understand if you want to go up and think you can get close to a bison, but to bring a small toddler.
Bob
There's signs everywhere, but yet nobody pays attention to them.
J.D. Ryan
I get it. As an adult, you're thinking, oh, it.
Bob
Won'T happen to me, but you're going to do it with your kids. That's what really dumbfounded us on all of it. Well, like we said, you got to clear the whole family line out if you're going to kill the family. This is, you know, the Darwin Award at its finest. Bison, by the way, very, very dangerous. Three times as many people in Yellowstone national park injured by bison every year than bears.
J.D. Ryan
Is that why the Indians kept killing them?
Bob
Yes, well, they were also good for food.
Turley
And we helped out a lot with it, too.
J.D. Ryan
We just ran them off of cliffs, didn't we?
Turley
We wiped them out, you know, the.
Bob
Bison or the Indians?
Turley
Well, both.
J.D. Ryan
Hey, we're too close to the Oklahoma border up here to be talking that, all right? It's only like 30 miles away, so.
Bob
You know something? They have a lot in Florida. There's pools and pool floats. And if you think your pool floats are safe in your backyard, you need to think again. I'm not sure what the odds are that they'll be stolen by this guy, but it obviously did happen. 41 year old Christopher Monon has several pool float theft related incidents. You heard that right? Pool float theft related incidents over the years. And you wonder what would somebody do with 75, 80 pool floats? He actually found himself gratifying himself with them. That's why he would steal them and put them in a house. Yes, gratifying.
J.D. Ryan
Do you need a word?
Bob
Do you need me to spell it out? Gratifying? Is that a word?
Turley
Intellectually.
Bob
Intellectually. Do you need me to sexually. Thank you. I didn't want to say that word, but. Okay, okay, okay.
J.D. Ryan
Why can't you say it?
Bob
But he could just simply not pick a favorite toy. Probably sound like this Cat number nine.
Turley
This unknown comes out of nowhere.
J.D. Ryan
He's on his final hole.
Turley
Oh, he got all of that. The crowd is standing on his feet.
J.D. Ryan
Oh, he got all of that one.
Turley
He's got to be pleased with that.
J.D. Ryan
The crowd is just on his feet here. He's a Cinderella boy.
Bob
Cinderella.
Turley
Tears in his eyes, I guess, as he.
J.D. Ryan
As he lines up this last shot.
Bob
Cops found 75 pool floats in his. In his little vacant house. Strange man.
Turley
What can you do with a pool float?
Bob
Okay, clearly.
J.D. Ryan
What can you do with girls? We'll find out when we get back. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars the radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com. we are live on remote this morning. Haven't done this in forever. At the gas monkey ice house. That is not the Ass monkey gas house. Get it straight. But it is next to Nebraska Furniture Mart right off the. Is this tollway?
Bob
This is the Sam Rayburn Tollway. Correct.
J.D. Ryan
Bring your cars, bring your bikes. I know it's early, but we're giving you a heads up. Come down, grab some food, grab some beer. Big parking lot out here. We want to load it up with cars. We want to see you guys. We're having a big party here today here at the gas Monkey Ice House. I don't know if this is the grand opening, but I think it's the grand opening. Pretty much today's the grand opening. We just made it official. Be right back.
Pre K
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J.D. Ryan
Chris in Virginia. What city in Virginia? Chris, you there? Yes, I am. Yeah, yeah, we're on the air. We're on the air. Good morning. Yes, good morning, Mr. John Clay Wolf. I'm in. Down here in Personville, Virginia. The last time I spoke with you was when you donated that van to some handicapped person that you gave that van to. That was last time I talked you. However, since then, I know you're involved with Richard Rollins at Gas Monkey. You've got to be involved in the restaurant business. Last time I talked, you said you weren't. I think you are. I'm. I'm. I try not to be being in the restaurant business. I knew it. Hey. Hey. Well, anyway, your question here is who are the. Who. Who are the top three vocalists? Yeah, I've got a. I've got the. Yes, sir. I've got a couple little places out in Walnut Springs. Who are the top three vocalists? Would you want to be involved? Wait, who are my top three vocalists is what? You asked? Pre K. So my number one is Plant. I mean, if it's not Robert Plant, then you just. Everybody just go away. It's just over. I mean, it's done. I know I'm on the right track. And then Chris, Chris Cornell's number two, Bob. I don't know who number three is to me. Bob, you got an opinion? Okay, if I could. I got him on hold. Go ahead, Bob.
Turley
You know, I. I like so many people out there, man. I. I still think Freddie Mercury was one of the greatest rock vocalists that ever lived. Paul Rogers is so damn underrated. It's funny, you know, but I mean, I like, I like Don Henley a lot, man.
J.D. Ryan
Oh, shut up. Jesus Christ. You know, it's stuff like that that makes me not like you.
Turley
High voice. I mean, he screamed his voice out by the time he was 25. Now he sounds just golden, man, you know, So I like a lot of guys, but I think, you know, Steve Perry in his prime. His prime was pretty damn good, right?
J.D. Ryan
He doesn't suck. All right, Chris, does that help you, Chris? Does that help? But he's right about Fred. Yeah, he's right about Freddie Mercury and. And Robert Plant even said he was a fantastic performer and he does have a talented voice. But my opinion is Robert Plant, like you said from the beginning, there's no question. Robert Plant, Stephen Tyler and Chris Cornell, if. If you want. Steven Tyler's not the. One of the greatest rock vocalists of all time. He's a screamer.
Turley
He got a lot better towards the end of his career, but that wasn't his niche.
J.D. Ryan
His old ass is like, I was talking to somebody. What they're having to do to keep him touring. Like blood transfusions. Like he's got a rolling ambulance. Yeah, well, he's not.
Bob
He lost his voice.
J.D. Ryan
Well, he's not working right now.
Bob
He's not touring. No, he lost his voice.
Turley
Pretty much done.
Bob
They're done.
J.D. Ryan
Well, maybe it was the end of the tour, what they were doing.
Bob
Yep.
J.D. Ryan
But like, to keep him working, how much medical attention he needed. I love it when these old guys come out and they have their young pup with them running vocals on the. On the backup. So it sounds right because a lot of the old guys still have the voice, but a lot of them don't.
Bob
Tough to scream like that for 40 years and not have. Not lose your voice.
J.D. Ryan
Absolutely. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio California.
Turley
Good morning.
J.D. Ryan
You're on the air. What you got? Hey, good morning. My name is Jonathan from City of Manassas, Virginia. Okay. And I just wanted to put in some 2 cents about the vocals you guys are talking about. All right, how about Phil and Selmo from Pantera? Yeah. I mean, it's fine.
Richard Rollins
Screamy.
J.D. Ryan
I mean, do I think the top three vocalists of all time in the history of the world? No. I mean, are there a gazillion great ones? Absolutely. But we're just talking about the. The epitome of the best. Yeah. Yeah. He definitely can really sing. Me a little Blake in Arkansas. What you got? Yeah, I was wondering if you're still looking for mechanics and painters. Well, do you do method? No. Me and my wife work for Pro Auto in Conway, Arkansas, and we fix everything from 18 wheelers to rentals and insurance claims. We just work for the company. I just. We're always looking for mechanics and painters in our Texas hub, but I don't need any up there. Okay. Just wondering. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What were you saying about pool toys earlier? I was.
Bob
You were tuning out?
J.D. Ryan
Yeah, I was tuning out.
Bob
It's a guy In Florida who actually was stealing a ton of these toys. They finally found him stealing these.75. They found him with 75 pool toys and he was sexually gratifying himself with them. So he's been arrested. 41 year old somebody or other.
J.D. Ryan
What did they charge him with?
Bob
Masturbation, stealing, I guess theft related incidents over the years. He's been involved in this for many, many years.
Turley
He copped community service.
J.D. Ryan
Christopher Moaning. His last name. His last name's Moaning.
Bob
I'm not lying.
J.D. Ryan
You think that noodle will fit?
Bob
Oh God.
Turley
And he was keeping him in a vacant house. Like a vacant house.
J.D. Ryan
People are so weird.
Bob
I know.
J.D. Ryan
Can you imagine why they have to be so weird?
Bob
These are the ones we find out about. Can you imagine how weird they people are that we don't know about?
Turley
I think about that a lot.
Bob
A lot.
J.D. Ryan
There's nothing that bothers me to get home. And there's big blowup inflatables in my pool. Yeah, yeah, it really bothers me.
Bob
Why?
J.D. Ryan
Because it's just junk. Like you can go to the dollar store and get these $3 inflatables, right? Great big swan, great big whatever. And my wife's bad about it, man. And I mean for the day it's cool.
Bob
Then you get. Get rid of it.
J.D. Ryan
Then what you do is you take a knife and you stab it to death so that it gets put in the trash because nobody wants to put in the trash. And you look up, you got a bunch of junk in the backyard floating around in the second the wind picks up, it's all in the bushes. And now it's trailer house. It just turns into a trailer. That stuff will take a normal situation and turn your house into a trailer house, even if it doesn't have wheels.
Bob
That's true.
John Clay Wolf
We had.
Turley
When I lived in Fort Worth, we. I was on the cool end. I was poolside, right? It's not a big pool. It didn't go 3ft to 12ft. It went to like 6ft to 4ft. Okay.
J.D. Ryan
Is it above ground?
Turley
Not a kiddie pool. It was. No, it's in ground pool sounds above ground. And sure enough, folks come out and they got three kids and they got a swan as big as your car.
Bob
Oh yeah, those big ones.
Turley
Big inflatable swan. They're gonna ride the swan. There's no room to drink anymore in the pool. It's because we're the swan pool.
J.D. Ryan
I understand.
Turley
Surplus junk.
J.D. Ryan
That's what kitchen knives are for.
Turley
That's what kids are for.
J.D. Ryan
For kitchen. Just stab it. Just Stab it. It costs $3.
Turley
I know.
J.D. Ryan
$3.
Bob
Actually, the blow up, the big ones cost four, like 100 bucks.
J.D. Ryan
No, they don't, I swear. No, no, wait. No, we. She gets them on sale.
Turley
That's the problem.
J.D. Ryan
You get them in the winter time from Amazon and all these boxes show up and then, and then. And she's sensitive to my sensitivity about it. So she takes them out.
Bob
Yeah.
J.D. Ryan
And puts them in a closet. But you know what big inflatables look like in a closet.
Bob
Yep.
J.D. Ryan
It's not a good look. It's not a good. You stab them. So when you stab them, then the kids and the wife all look at you like you're an evil bastard.
Bob
You just killed their pet.
J.D. Ryan
Right. Why did you have to do that? I'm doing you a favor. You can thank me later. I'm helping you because it's not going to be in the bushes. It's not going to blow over the fence to the neighbor. They're not going to knock on the door. It's not going to look like hell. We want high. No. Tight, clean, tidy. Not clutter. No clutter.
Bob
No clutter.
J.D. Ryan
No clutter. Stuart, Louisiana. What you got? How about Ann Wilson and Ronnie James Dio?
Turley
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
J.D. Ryan
Not bad, not bad. I have to agree with you. I saw Ann Wilson at the iHeartRadio Festival three years ago. She's big. I mean, I don't mean big like big fat. I mean like big boy.
Turley
No, still, really.
J.D. Ryan
Still a big fat.
Turley
Kind of getting better.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah. She's got it. She's absolutely got it. Good morning everybody. We're down here at the Gas Monkey Ice House in North Dallas. And people are starting to roll in. They're opening the doors. Big party today. Bring your cars, bring your bikes, come down, have a beer, meet us. Richard just walked in. JD's here, Bobbo's here. I'm here. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio for America's best car buyer. Givemethe vin.com call in now cuz after this music break we're going to do the car bidding thing. 8008-0072-3480-0800. 7234. 800, 800 radio.
Turley
Don't you bring no pool toys in here.
J.D. Ryan
No pool toys. Actually, actually, I think you should.
Bob
Oh no.
J.D. Ryan
Bring beach balls, bring inflatables.
Turley
Richard's going to love that.
Bob
It's a party.
J.D. Ryan
And don't give me an. I've got a switchblade in the car. Okay, that'd Be fun. All right. We'll be right back. That's greatness.
Turley
He used to set me down to show me important things that I needed to know. Like how to tie my shoes, Tell the time on the clock Put a swivel on a fish and pole he likes the Old Spice after shade Play a fiddle like a ring in the bell he quit smoking cigarettes 50 years ago and he still can't handle the smell. He takes care of Mama.
J.D. Ryan
Keeps an.
Turley
Eye on everyone else. Well, it's Father's Day tomorrow. The old man is something else.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, my old man.
Turley
Something else. Happy Father's Day, Papa. And live the United States. It's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show. Starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ Pre K G Drummond, Keith Richards. With the world's biggest son of A and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.
J.D. Ryan
Bob, I've got four kids and you only have. Well, how many do you have? You birthed two and you adopted two. Or two were step kids that call your dad, right?
Turley
Well, they've never had another dad. They're. They're dad. Those girls were 2 and 3 when we met.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah.
Turley
Yeah.
J.D. Ryan
You're fine. Don't worry about me. So why do you play CCR and John Fogerty on Father's Day weekend when you know I hate him.
Turley
You hate what? Since when do you hate?
J.D. Ryan
Dude, we did this three months ago. It's on the no playlist. I want no John Fog. Fogarty. I want no CCR. My Uncle Dave, he's got his 57 Chevy. And all we talk about is the 57 Chevy. And he drinks old Granddad out by the pool and we listen to CCR for four hours while he gets drunk. And then what do we do? We go out to the garage and start up the 57. The 57. The 57. I don't want any more John Foger to it, son.
Turley
Listen to it.
J.D. Ryan
Oh, my God.
Turley
You're not here by your damn self. I'm here. JD's here. We're all here. You're gonna hear some Fogerty. And Dylan's coming back, too.
Bob
I knew.
Turley
You keep screwing.
J.D. Ryan
I don't want.
Turley
No, you keep screwing with me about the music, son, and I'm gonna show you.
J.D. Ryan
All right?
Bob
I knew it.
Turley
Dylan's how dare you. I wrote that song for my dad on Father's Day weekend.
J.D. Ryan
But I think your passive aggressiveness.
Turley
Who's passive aggressive? Aggressive.
J.D. Ryan
You're very passive aggressive thing.
Turley
You Just did.
J.D. Ryan
Oh. Oh my God.
Turley
Bubble. The green's clear water.
J.D. Ryan
I'm not being passive. Vapors.
Turley
You get the vapors, cuz you think it's cool, but it's not. It's close minded. And don't talk to me about music, man.
Bob
Uhoh.
Turley
Just cuz you don't like something.
J.D. Ryan
I mean, listen, I have PTSD from ccr.
Turley
No, you don't. Come on. Come on.
J.D. Ryan
I do.
Turley
Are you picking on me? Man? Those kids in middle school, those kids, they used to tell me about it publicly.
Bob
Publicly.
Turley
I never lost one of those.
Bob
I hate that.
J.D. Ryan
Lisa. I see we were talking about top vocalists in rock a moment ago. And you've got the Ramones on here now. Lisa, that's. That, that's. That's a little odd. I'm worried about you.
Charlie
I would be worried too.
J.D. Ryan
The Ramones are great. Is Joey Ramone a top vocalist in like a karaoke contest at a honky tonk in a small town? No, I just did. I think I wasn't correlating my rock and roll with. You know what I mean? I kind of, I don't know.
Charlie
Roy Orbison.
J.D. Ryan
I live in Central Florida. All right, Dumpster County. Dumpster county. All right, 800, 800. Seven, two, three, four. Did you see where the Florida sheriff does a press conference last night?
Bob
God, yes.
J.D. Ryan
And says if you come to my county, Braver County, Brevard county, and you throw bricks at my officers, I'm gonna shoot you to kill you dead. Graveyard.
Bob
He added graveyard dead.
J.D. Ryan
Graveyard dead.
Bob
Yes.
J.D. Ryan
If you park your car in the middle of the street as a striker.
Bob
If you stand in the street, we're.
J.D. Ryan
Going to arrest you and put you in jail.
Bob
If you block the highways, we will run over you.
Turley
I love that. What's that guy's name? He does it all the time.
J.D. Ryan
I've given everybody in the county authority to run over protesters is basically what he said. I mean, I'm against picketing, but I just don't know how else to show how much I hate it.
Turley
You don't have to do it in the road.
J.D. Ryan
You didn't get my joke? Nobody's listening. I said I'm against picketing, but I just don't know how else to show how much I hate it. Oh, it's a play on words.
Bob
Play on words.
J.D. Ryan
So he's threatening to kill protesters today.
Bob
We will kill you.
Turley
Yeah, I mean, that's not good.
Bob
Today's King Day. I forgot.
J.D. Ryan
Hey, Rush Limbaugh, are you around? Rush? John, what's going on in la? And the riots. Gavin Newsome and Trump and what the hell happened?
Turley
Where the. They. They've got cameras on you. Look, where the hell are you?
J.D. Ryan
I'm at the Gas Monkey Ice house in Dallas, Texas with Bob and JD.
Turley
That sounds like a lot of fun.
J.D. Ryan
We're doing a remote here today. People are going to bring their cars. If anybody wants to sell any, Richard and I'll walk around and try to buy some.
Turley
I heard it's crazy. I. I took a walk around the lake. We lived near a lake next to Manson. Manson and I took a walk yesterday and listen, Charlie Manson never protested, but had a lot of trouble. Had his trouble with the law there on earth and. But he doesn't like it either. He thinks.
J.D. Ryan
Rush, what the hell are you talking about?
Turley
Policeman down there should take them all out. Have a Helter skelter. That's what he said.
J.D. Ryan
And I believe what's going on with what? James?
Bob
Sheriff Wayne. Ivy, you want the quote?
J.D. Ryan
Yeah.
Bob
If you throw a brick, a firebomb, or point a gun at one of our deputies, we will be notifying your family where to collect your remains because we will kill you graveyard dead. We are not going to play.
Turley
There you go. Draw a line.
Bob
Reagan could do that, but these protests are going to be all over the country.
Turley
I heard they've got National Guard. God sakes. And the Marines out in Los Angeles. Well, they should do some good. What could possibly go wrong?
Bob
It's MAGA King Day. What are you talking about? I'm so happy. What brought that up for our new King's birthday? What? What brought the we. The protest.
J.D. Ryan
The King Day.
Bob
Because he's having a parade. It's the 200 year anniversary of the, of the Army. So that's really the celebration.
J.D. Ryan
Okay.
Bob
And then he's having a parade. He's bringing out the armor, he's bringing out the tanks, he's bringing out the missiles. It also happens to be his birthday, so he kind of combined the two. Yeah. And so people are going, oh, we have a king now. The king is going to have a birthday party with tanks.
J.D. Ryan
Where is the parade?
Bob
Lovely. I think Washington.
J.D. Ryan
It's dc.
Bob
Dc, the big one.
Turley
See, that's just uncharitable. And they're saying it is his birthday.
Bob
Yes, he is the president King.
Turley
You know, why can't he do that? I don't know why anybody's knocking the deal. I mean, it is goofy. $45 million. This is going to cost us. Like I thought we were trying to.
J.D. Ryan
You know, save a little money.
Turley
Save a Little waste.
J.D. Ryan
When is the last time we had a parade like this? I mean, this reminds me. This reminds me of the old German films.
Bob
Please don't go there.
J.D. Ryan
Korean. Korea. Korea. They did it the other day. The last time we've done something like this.
Turley
End of World War II.
J.D. Ryan
We haven't done a. A arms parade. Like, I mean, I don't know. I'm so. Are they gonna have missiles, like going down the highway on trucks, like. Like Kim.
Bob
We're gonna have tanks. Yeah, we're gonna have tanks. People are saying you're gonna tear the streets up. It's an awful thing.
Turley
Well, and period. Different styles of uniforms through the years. For the Army. For the army they're doing that.
J.D. Ryan
Is it like the throwback jerseys at the cowboy game?
Turley
Yes, throwbacks. Yes.
Bob
And I'm sorry, I was wrong. Army's 250th anniversary.
Turley
It is. I know. I saw that on TV last night.
Richard Rollins
Six thousand soldiers, six tanks, two World War II Sherman tanks, eight helicopters of the CH47, 16 Blackhawks, four World War II aircrafts, too. So this going to be a nice big old.
J.D. Ryan
Not that much. That's not that much. I mean, it could be a lot more. When the guys overseas do it, they do a bigger job.
Bob
Much bigger job.
J.D. Ryan
Much bigger job than that.
Bob
They have the missiles.
J.D. Ryan
Right. That are ready to go.
Bob
Yeah.
J.D. Ryan
Speaking of. Speaking of missiles, Bob. What? I mean, I know we're kind of a comedy show, but. And this isn't very funny, but can I ask you you a question without you going long winded?
Turley
I'll sure try, man.
J.D. Ryan
Because we. How much time do we have, Turley?
Richard Rollins
One minute.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah. Probably shouldn't do it.
Turley
Totally up to you.
J.D. Ryan
800, 800, seven, two, three, four. 800, 800, seven, 2, three, four. The Lightning Round is up next, where you call in with your cars. Give me year make, model, miles, average, rougher, clean. We're at the Gas Monkey Ice House in Dallas, Texas. It just opened. It's in the parking lot between Shells and Nebraska Furniture Mart. AKA huge parking lot. Call in now. If you want me to buy your cars, give me year make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. But if you want. If you got something really cool that you want us to see in person and you're in Dallas or Fort Worth, come over to Gas Monkey. We'll be here all day. We're going to be. We're doing the show live here till noon. Bring it up. Bring your cars. Show us your cars. If you want to sell some, I've got a couple of buyers here. That can work on them right now, actually, if you got cars you want to sell. And we will take a brief musical interlude and then come back with lighting. Come back? Yeah, I mean, the ccr, dude, way to go. I'm telling you. And I like my uncle Dave.
Bob
Yeah, my.
J.D. Ryan
My aunt Linda's laughing right now. Uncle Dave, just bring down your freaking 57 Chevy and we'll just play CCR all day. Put it right up front and drink. What was the. What was the whiskey I was saying? Old men. What was it? What was the whiskey that said uncle Dave was drinking? Grandpa jones.
Turley
Old granddad.
J.D. Ryan
Old granddad.
Turley
I wish I had some of that right.
J.D. Ryan
Is that maybe I'm wrong. Is that cheap booze or is that good food? No, that he's not drinking all day.
Turley
If you don't start first thing.
J.D. Ryan
What is first thing in the morning? So come on down to gas monkey eyes house. Check it out. We'll be here. Be right back.
Pre K
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J.D. Ryan
And this is the lightning round. Tim in Pittsburgh. Good morning. You're on the air. Hey, how's it going, boss? Good, good. What have you got? Got an 08 Mustang with 30, 000 miles on it. It's a breast cancer awareness edition, like from ford factory. Okay. And car's blacked out. It's in, like super good condition. It's been garage kept all its life.
Turley
It's never seen snow.
J.D. Ryan
So I was just kind of getting an idea. Like convertible or coupe? Stick or automatic? Automatic. And it's the four zero V6. I'm just thinking. So is there anything. Is there anything wrong with it? Oh, no, sir. No. 14 grand. 14? Yep. Wow. Okay. Does that work? That's. That's. Yeah, that's pretty cool. All right, Go to. Go to givemetheven.com and load her up. Go to givemetheven dot com we'll get about. Needs a clean car. Fact seems to be nice. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Remember, we buy RVs, classic and collectors, Travel trailers, buses, all that crap. Everything@givemethevin.com we're here live at gas monkey ice house in north dallas. Right now. Right now. And they're serving chicken and waffles. Chicken and waffles. Bloody mary's on tap. Breakfast tacos on tap. Bring your cars down. Bring your Bikes down. It's Father's Day weekend. It's a beautiful day in Texas and we are live here and everybody's starting to wake up. Looking forward to seeing you. We've got a show fan that just showed up from Clearwater, Florida. That's a long haul. You're right around the corner. Bring your ass. Come on. Be right back. Dads today are different. You might have noticed. Parents are different. We're more involved. We're more touchy feely. We're more their friends. I grew up in the 60s. My dad was an ex marine. He wasn't your friend. Get your butt. Move your butt out of the damn car now. Right. Today's dad at the park. You've seen him with the toddler Craig ers. What did we agree to? Let's use our inside voices. Let's use our inside voices. What happened to shut the. Hey.
Pre K
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J.D. Ryan
Hey, J.D. ryan. Good morning, everybody. We're here at the Ass Monkey Gas house. No, it's the Gas Monkey Ice House, and I'm here with Richard Rollins. But JD Said the Batmobile just. Just rolled up and it was. You know, JD Was Russ Martin's co host for years here in Dallas, and he said it's the actual car that Russ had. But I thought you and Dennis Collins.
John Clay Wolf
Bought those cars if it's the actual car. Dennis and I actually did get a hold of those. A couple of those cars and sold them. So I don't know where they are now.
J.D. Ryan
I think they're right outside.
John Clay Wolf
Well, that mo, the Mach 5 was. Was my favorite. Yeah, he had a really, really good Mach 5. I wanted to keep it, but I was not financially in the position to be able to do so back then.
J.D. Ryan
I haven't had Yalls chicken and waffles yet. Have you tried them?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. That's great. I mean, what am I going to say? No, it sucks, man. Don't order that.
J.D. Ryan
Don't order the chicken and waffles. But the breakfast is open and we are here in the.
John Clay Wolf
So hey, breakfast is what you serve down there. And Walnut Springs, we have brunch, sir. This is the city.
J.D. Ryan
Oh, High flute. High flute. We're over here in Highland Park Village. No, we're over here in Legacy Center.
John Clay Wolf
No, we're not Legacy center either.
J.D. Ryan
We're in Grandscape Grandscape. Bobbo got me screwed up on that. We're grandscape and we're live. And we're gonna be here until. I'm gonna. We're gonna. We're on there till noon, but I'll be here until 2 or 3 today. Is that blue vet here?
John Clay Wolf
No, no. I decided that I didn't want to drive that up because I needed to get up here. And then my wife's coming up later in the Ferrari and I have two cars of here and you know, so I can have somebody go get it.
J.D. Ryan
If you want me to. Well, we drug it all the way from San Francisco just so we'd have it here today.
John Clay Wolf
I will get it up here.
J.D. Ryan
I can send somebody after if. If you're too busy.
John Clay Wolf
It's not about that, sir. I got a business to run. Look at this place.
J.D. Ryan
It's all good. It's all good. Hey, everybody, thanks for coming in here. It's good to see y' all. Everybody come on down. And so we need you to validate that Batmobile. Make sure it's the right one.
John Clay Wolf
All right, I'll go out there and check it out, come back.
J.D. Ryan
Join us here in a minute. My name's John Claywolf. I've got Johnny Cash here. He's going to do mail from jail. Prisoners send us mail constantly and Johnny reads them on air. Good morning, Johnny Cash.
Turley
Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. John, this week's mail from jail injury reads, dear Wolf pack, what's crack a lacking? This is your boy Smooth shoes. I heard you read my letter on the air. Y' all sound like y' all were intrigued by what I had to say. And I'll be true to my word about being a part of your team. You remember you said on air when I get out to hit you up. So I will be calling within the hour of my release. I was in Beaumont, Texas. Now I'm in Petersburg, Virginia. And holy moly, this place is wild with trans, transgenders, gays and sex offenders. It's off the chain, man. These people have boobs, booties. They wear bras and lip gloss with hormones they take that are filling up their skin tight clothing. And this prison is seriously loaded with these people. Now let me get something straight. I do not discriminate against gays. It's just not my forte. For you ladies who might be interested in riding me, you can be between the ages of 21 and 66, any race, any size. I'm Cuban, Puerto Rican and Italian. And I'm 38 years old, was raised in West Palm Beach, Florida. Hey, much love to the Wolf Pack, John, to all the fans and the people that make this show possible. I can't wait to see the crew and transport some very exciting, expensive pieces of machinery to you. Autobots, roll out. Much Love, James A. DeLuca III, also known as Smooth Shoes, MCI Petersburg, Virginia. Sounds quite motivated, John.
J.D. Ryan
He said he's fixed to get out.
Turley
I think he wants the job.
J.D. Ryan
Huh.
Turley
There at. Give me the VIN.
J.D. Ryan
Ask Bobbo if he's hiring.
Turley
I'll do that.
J.D. Ryan
8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We're live here in Dallas, Texas, on remote at the Gas Monkey Ice House. Next week, we're doing the same thing in Odessa, Texas, aka Midland, Texas, at F1 Bar & Grill, another good buddy of mine's place that just opened, and we're doing a car show there. And if you want to register your car right now for that one car festival.net carfest.net I was going to get carfest.com but guess what they wanted for that one?
Bob
Oh, I can't imagine.
J.D. Ryan
35, 000.
Bob
Oh, God, 35. I was gonna say 10.
J.D. Ryan
You know how much CarFest.net cost? 10.
Bob
God.
J.D. Ryan
So, like, we'll just have to deal with.net right? I don't think it's that big of a deal.
Turley
It works. It definitely works.
Bob
CarFest.net time.
Richard Rollins
Turley, you got four minutes.
J.D. Ryan
Four minutes. Let's do white, black, Latino or other.
Pre K
Pre Kizzo, Pre K. Oh, DJ Pre.
Richard Rollins
K. What's going on?
Turley
You're now about to witness the strength of street knowledge.
Richard Rollins
All right, y' all, it's time for everybody's favorite game, where I read a crime story and y' all just tell me what vibe it gives, you know, white, black, Latino or other. Let me set the scene first for y' all. It's a late night at the Atlanta Airport in Georgia. Security guard kicking back.
Bob
Oh, golly, I said that in my head. I didn't say it out loud.
J.D. Ryan
Sorry, I slipped. Yeah, go ahead, finish.
Richard Rollins
Let's see if we can make it through this layup. Okay, See security guard kicking back, doing what he does when he sees a guy on security cam snooping around a bit. Our suspect eventually hops in an Audi A6 and tries to burn off, but he runs smack dab into security barrier. Cops hold him up. Reports said this guy had stolen a couple of Kias the night before, but he just couldn't keep that Audi off his mind. And it turns out he'd been arrested before for car thefts. So when the police pulled up his mugshot and asked this, you, our suspect said, and I quote, uh, yeah, that's me. So of course he got booked for theft by taking prowling and entering an automobile mobile. But were they white, black, Latino or other? This might be too easy, isn't it?
J.D. Ryan
I think it's so easy. It's a trap.
Turley
That's such an obvious. Yeah, obvious trick question. I mean, it's a misdirection.
J.D. Ryan
I'm just going. I'm going Latino just because of the misdirection.
Richard Rollins
So the guy liked stealing Kias?
Turley
Yeah.
J.D. Ryan
Why would you steal a key if you're going to steal something, steal something worth some money.
Richard Rollins
I kind of go with you in there. Maybe Latino, maybe.
Bob
Are they easier to steal?
J.D. Ryan
Probably, yeah, probably. It is the real Batmobile. It's the one that Richard Dennis bought. That's cool.
Bob
Absolutely is, Bob.
Turley
I believe this is an Asian crime.
Bob
I'm going to go black. Cereal.
Turley
Cereal Kia thing.
Bob
John just spit up.
J.D. Ryan
Just the way you said it. Like you feel guilty.
Bob
I do feel guilty.
John Clay Wolf
I'm gonna go black.
J.D. Ryan
Oh, God. I just can't.
Bob
I kind of cut my head, my hands.
J.D. Ryan
Please tell me it's not. Go ahead.
Richard Rollins
Pre K. Well, you know, like I said, it happened in Atlanta. 26 year old Stevie Nunn of Macon, Georgia, a black man.
Bob
Thank you.
J.D. Ryan
We need to. Somebody's approved these deals. He's going to get us trouble.
Bob
It's just a news story.
J.D. Ryan
You can't just lay him up that bad. Hey, Tom in Pittsburgh, what have you got? Here he goes. He's talking to you. Hey, Tom, we're talking to you. Hey, Tom. Okay.
Turley
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 56 Chevy 210.
J.D. Ryan
Is it, is it. Does it have a Bel Air lookalike package on it? No.
Turley
You know what? I was going to drill some more holes and make it into a Bel.
J.D. Ryan
Air, but the 210s were rare.
Turley
And I'll tell you what about the 210. The paint separators are very, very expensive.
J.D. Ryan
I had a 150 and I had a belt.
Turley
They only cost 50 bucks. This one here cost 750, so I.
J.D. Ryan
Left it at 210. Okay. Yeah, I sold one of those for $7,000 at an auction in North Carolina. Oh my. I know. All done. No, but it was all original. It was all original. How much is this one?
Turley
Well, you know, I know standing up.
J.D. Ryan
For 54, but 210, that's not that, that. Now wait, resto mod. What, what's done, like what engine's in it? It's a 354 bolt main. Do you know how to use three way calling? I don't know.
Turley
No, I don't think so. Oh, we don't have that.
J.D. Ryan
No, we don't have it. I mean like your cell phone, you can just add a call and then we can patch them in.
Turley
Oh, I'm not on a cell phone. I've got that lion the line phone on the wall.
J.D. Ryan
Like you got a curly, curly cord running off the wall like 1973. Yeah, because I think, I think we need to get the guy that's a standing offer at first. 50 something. Thousand on the phone. I want to talk to him because I've got some cars I need to sell. The thing is, I'm stealing your customer.
Turley
In all, you sold a 56 Chevy for 7,000. I, I went to Dallas, Texas, picked this car up that sat in a.
J.D. Ryan
Pontiac showing room for 25 years until Pontiac took a.
Turley
Went out of business. And.
J.D. Ryan
I, I just had to hang up on Tom from Pittsburgh for using profanity on FCC airway. It's not allowed. It's the second time it's happened today. Bobbo. Yeah. These profane bastards cannot be saying the S bomb. Well, you know why Trump's doing all this other. He's signing all these rules. Why didn't he lighten up the airwaves? Why can't we cuss? I want to cuss.
Bob
You can everywhere except fcc.
Turley
He did install his own FC guy. Yeah, and would that be out of the question?
Bob
Yeah, nothing's out of the question.
Turley
You can't allow profanity on public airways. For God's sakes, Don.
J.D. Ryan
All right, we gotta go. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars and radio For America's best car buyer, Give me the vin.com. we are here at the Gas Monkey Ice house in Dallas, Texas. The first cruise here together. The rest of them are showing up. Time to come on. Come on in. What's it called? Legacy Center. Anyway, if you remember, Nebraska Grandscape, Nebraska Furniture Mart. We're right here in front of Nebraska, huge parking lot. Bring your cars, bring your bikes. Let's look. We'll be here all day. Come on.
Turley
Steady as you go.
Bob
Steady as you go.
Pre K
We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, America's largest weekend morning Show. Call in 800-800-RADIO and check out the podcast@jcwshow.com or john claywolf.com we are live.
J.D. Ryan
Am I working? Can you hear me?
Bob
Yep.
J.D. Ryan
Okay. Weird hearing you. Good. I can't hear me anymore. Now I can. There. Sorry. We are live at the Gas Monkey Ice House in North Dallas. Come down and see us. Bring your cars, bring your bikes. Starting to warm up in here.
Bob
Gas Monkey Ice House.
J.D. Ryan
The. Did we get the backtracks last week? I always love this thing because we didn't. This week is Brian Wilson.
Bob
It's a good lead into. Brian Wilson, of course, passed away 82 this week. He formed the Beach Boys with his brothers Carl and Dennis. As you know, Mike Love, who's still around, his friends David and Al. And then, of course, here's a little montage if you want to hear some of the. Their great music. Cut number one.
Turley
Oh, that's my favorite, man.
J.D. Ryan
Great.
Bob
Nobody.
J.D. Ryan
Boogie Nights to be.
Bob
Would it be nice if we could.
Turley
Wake up.
Bob
Good, Good, Good Vibrations.
Turley
That'S what a track record. They started, what, in 62?
Bob
62, yeah.
J.D. Ryan
So we're gonna run these two songs backwards, and then we call in 800. 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Guess which two. What, what these songs were running backwards. Tell us the name. I'm the first person to guess it right, wins the prize. I mean, could it be any easier? Cut to. Were you. Were you short on time this week, Bob? No, not hurry.
Turley
I found that with virtually every Beach Boys song.
J.D. Ryan
Oh, really? That anybody knows, you couldn't find one that you run backwards.
Turley
I wanted to go super obscure. But you needed to, too, you know?
J.D. Ryan
I mean, the kids here that don't even know who the hell we're talking about know the name of those two songs.
Turley
They may. They may.
J.D. Ryan
Cut one. Cut. So I saw Brian Wilson in Beverly Glenn, this Jewish deli up in Beverly Hills, about 15 years ago. No, 12 years ago.
Bob
Yep.
J.D. Ryan
And he's weird. Dude, man. He was out there.
Bob
What was he doing?
J.D. Ryan
He was by himself, eating lunch.
Bob
Being totally by himself.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah, like kind of autistic, sort of.
Bob
Having a conversation with someone that wasn't there.
J.D. Ryan
Yes.
Bob
Yeah.
J.D. Ryan
And then we got tickets that night. I talked to him and he got us passes to go to. To. You've talked to him?
Bob
Would you just go up and say, hello?
J.D. Ryan
Nano Nanu. Yeah, okay.
Bob
All right. That's awesome.
J.D. Ryan
So we went and saw him in concert that night at. I forgot the name of the place. Some little place down in Long beach or something like that.
Turley
How's the show?
J.D. Ryan
Incredible. Incredible.
Bob
Wow.
J.D. Ryan
They set him on a. On a keyboard in the middle of the stage, and everybody's around him and he did his thing. But he's a weird dude, man. I Forgot this was 12 years ago.
Richard Rollins
How do you forget a conversation with him?
Bob
Brian Wilson.
J.D. Ryan
He was so weird, man. It just kind of threw me off.
Bob
Like what kind of weird? Like just like not answering the questions you're answering or maybe talking to somebody else.
J.D. Ryan
We're playing tonight. We're playing tonight. Okay, I got that out of it. So where are you playing? I don't know, man, but gave me a guy's number.
Bob
Just real and.
J.D. Ryan
But very odd. Just too many drugs or something. Well, but when he got up, so I figured, you know, after meeting him in person, I figured when he was on stage was gonna be an absolute mess, but he was fine.
Bob
Boom, back into being.
J.D. Ryan
But looking at him, he's still a mess. But the way it sounds, he's fine.
Bob
Oh, wow.
Turley
He's a brilliant composer.
Bob
Brilliant.
Turley
You know, he was very into Gershwin and some of the high end, like classical jazz, composer, composers. And when he got in studio, when he discovered Phil Spector.
J.D. Ryan
Right.
Turley
Wall of Sound guy, right. All those instruments. The Wrecking Crew. Brian Wilson's head exploded. They started making songs that just were not about girls and cars anymore, you know, I mean, he's considered a genius, right?
Bob
Absolutely.
Turley
Paul McCartney said he was one of the best songwriters that he ever knew.
Bob
Probably his biggest songwriter, producer, composer.
J.D. Ryan
Jd I knew we were talking about the thing a minute ago, we would get some pushback and you missed something and you're getting corrected here.
Bob
What I missed?
J.D. Ryan
Dino in Washington D.C. are you on the air with us? I'm doing something wrong. Hang on. Click, boom. No, I can't get. Maybe I can't take calls. Maybe something's wrong. Pre K, put that one on hold. Let me check it. Anyway, he said it's not the 250th, and it's the 250th, not the 200th anniversary. And there have been many military parades in the past. He was a JFK. Anyway.
Bob
Okay, I did correct myself. It was 250. That is correct. But there have been other military parades. It's just anything Trump does, it's that much worse. It makes people crazy. You know, the. The National Guard has been brought in before by Eisenhower, by Kennedy, by. I believe Bush won lbj. I mean, it's happened before. All this has happened before, but the fact that Bush is doing it. Excuse me, Trump is doing it, and he happens to be doing it on his birthday.
J.D. Ryan
Jimmy Carter's doing what?
Bob
Yeah, Jimmy Carter's Doing it. Except he's dead. No, but Trump is doing it and he happens to be doing it on his birthday, which makes people crazy. With Trump derangement syndrome, it's making their heads blow up.
Turley
People do sit around and, and pick. Nitpick.
Bob
Oh, my God.
Turley
No doubt.
Bob
Of course.
J.D. Ryan
Arkansas, you're on the air. Good morning. Hey, I was just trying to call in for that Beach Boy song. Yep.
Turley
Yeah.
J.D. Ryan
So I got Wouldn't it Be Nice? And I Get around. No, Arkansas. Leave it to Arkansas to miss a layup.
Bob
Screw that up.
J.D. Ryan
That was a layup. Keith, Louisiana. What you got? Hey, I going to go ahead and guess. Wouldn't it be Nice and Good Vibrations?
Turley
No.
J.D. Ryan
Babo, you feeling better? I mean, I. I thought.
Turley
I'm always fine, man. You always say it's too easy.
J.D. Ryan
Will you play against too hard?
Turley
It's obvious.
J.D. Ryan
800. 800.
Turley
Now that's one of those.
J.D. Ryan
They're missing that one.
Turley
That second one is one that I never heard until I was like a teenager and they started playing more obscure, psychedelic, weird stuff, right? Because all I had was Help Me, Rhonda. And you know, once Good Vibrations kind of came back, sure, it was in a movie or something. They started playing that late Beach Boys stuff. And that's where I discovered that second Mike in Dallas.
J.D. Ryan
Hey, I got Wouldn't it Be Nice? And Sleuth John B. There you go.
Turley
That's so good. That's like a piece of folklore, that song. What a great sailor song.
J.D. Ryan
Mike, how far are you from Gas Monkey Ice house? Shoot, like 20 minutes. Come down here, I'll buy you a beer. I'll give you. And I'll give you a shirt for winning. We're here live. Sound good? Yep. See you in a minute. Good job. 800. And you too. You too. Come on down to Gas Monkey Ice House right now. We are live on remote. Myself, JD Bobo Turley is back at the studio running the boards. Hello, Michael Turley. We'll be right back. Let me go home.
Turley
Why don't they let me go home?
J.D. Ryan
This is the worst trip I've ever been.
Pre K
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J.D. Ryan
Gas Monkey Ice House, live on the road this morning, Dallas, Texas. Good morning, everybody. How the hell are you? Crowd starting to warm up. You can't drink all day if you don't start first thing in the morning. That's right. Good to see you guys. J.D. you have. You have some fans circling around from your old Russ Martin day.
Bob
So much fun. Yeah, the guy brought the Batmobile out. The original. Yeah, Russ Martin show Batmobile. And just folks that I haven't seen in years, man. Some cops and. And other people that are just. Yeah. From the old days. From the old show.
J.D. Ryan
You were famous.
Bob
I was famous.
J.D. Ryan
Famous boy.
Turley
Remember who?
J.D. Ryan
Famous.
Turley
Yeah.
Bob
It's good times. Good, good, good, good times. Speaking of being famous, your son is. I don't. Did you see this, John? Your son is on Tick Tock. He's a big famous guy. Now. Maddox has got a summer job. He's. I can't believe how much he's like you. He just channeled John in this Tick Tock video he's putting together. He's got a new job.
J.D. Ryan
Let me, let me, let me set this up. So the kids go into school, right? In September. College.
Bob
College. England.
J.D. Ryan
King's College of London.
Bob
London.
J.D. Ryan
And he said, he came up to the office. He's like, hey, I want to work here this summer. I'm like, you need to learn more before you work here. So I sent him. I called Charlie Evans at Vandergriff Toyota.
Bob
Okay.
J.D. Ryan
Old friend said, will you hire my son as a salesman for the summer? He said, set him up.
Bob
Cool.
J.D. Ryan
And it's worked out. But I was like, you're going to learn more dealing with. With people in this regard than anything you could do in college. And it has been a good experience so far. But they have converted him into a pitch man.
Bob
A pitch guy.
J.D. Ryan
A pitch guy.
Bob
And it's great. The video is awesome. You'll see it. It'll be on our YouTube stream here in just a couple of moments. But Maddox is his son walking around a Toyota in the sales lot. And you used to see these kind of commercials back in the 80s, 80s, 90s, and this is a great one. They get your attention. They really get your attention. It's the guy walking out going, hey.
J.D. Ryan
You gotta see this car.
Bob
And this. Ladies and gentlemen, cut number two is Maddox.
J.D. Ryan
Check this out. 2022 Toyota Highlander.
Turley
Come on, come on.
J.D. Ryan
Come like this. Come like this. Look at this interior. Show them, show them. Look at this. You got this giant screen. You got the rear view mirror. That shows you. It's got a camera in the back, shows you what's behind it. Look at all this space. Now look here, look here. You got all these seats Back there, Back there. You got more seats, you got more stuff. Seats for your kids. You're never going to run out of space. If you need more cargo in the back, they fold up. You got this cargo net so that all your stuff's not jangling around. Look, look.
Richard Rollins
Look at all this color.
J.D. Ryan
Just such a nice color. I love this gray metallic kind of feel. It really works. Well, my name is Manic. You guys already know the number, which is 214-433-5499.
Richard Rollins
Call me right now.
J.D. Ryan
Okay, Bye. Bye. One of these sales guys talked him into being his pitch man for his videos. Perfect. Some. Is he Indian or is he Sudanese? Sudan.
Bob
Sudanese.
J.D. Ryan
Sudanese.
Bob
Sudanese. There were lots of commercials that used that same pit. You remember the 1212 loop 12 guy?
J.D. Ryan
Yeah.
Bob
He did the same thing. Cut number three.
J.D. Ryan
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Bob
That guy's name is Johnny Ross. I actually produced some of those TV commercials. He's the funniest guy. One take Johnny, man. He'd come out, he'd do the 12:12 loop 12, swing his arm around, do the whole thing. He made a lot of money doing that. I mean, he had a ranch with horses up in Oklahoma. Horses, horses, horses and everything and everything. A big old ranch. He would come down for the day, he would shoot 10 of those commercials in a hot warehouse with furniture and be in and out. So I'm just saying, if college doesn't work out for Maddox, he's got a future.
J.D. Ryan
He's got a future here.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
Turley
Maddox is great in that. I've never seen him quite like that.
Bob
Ever seen him like that.
Turley
I mean, that enthusiastic. That's a lost art on tv. You remember we used to have guys like that Diamond Gym in Duncan, Oklahoma. You know, I'm here with my assistant, Charles Bronson. He wasn't as high energy, but we loved every new Diamond Gym commercial.
Bob
You know, there was another car guy named Joe Greed.
Turley
Joe Green.
J.D. Ryan
West, way forward.
Bob
West wave west, way forward.
Turley
Ain't that right? Watch.
J.D. Ryan
Well, they all followed Cal what's his name out of California.
Bob
California.
J.D. Ryan
He was the original pitch man. Walking around with a monkey and a dog. And Cal. I forgot. I forgot was Worthington. Yeah, yeah, Cal Worthington. Bo Bachman is the new Cal Worthington. Hi, Bo. Good morning. I hope you're around. Galpin Ford and in the Valley. Oh, we are on in California. We start Good morning la. Good morning, San Diego. Good morning Vegas. Exactly. It is that time again. So what else have we got?
Bob
Sir, you tell Bobbo's hungry. He's pointing to the food. Chicken waffles. Chicken and waffles as it comes by.
Turley
There's been a recent car and driver pick pole. And I talked to Turley about this a bit and there's a question. There are a lot more Subarus on the road these days, right? Have you noticed?
J.D. Ryan
Yep.
Turley
I mean, you didn't use sub. See, like.
J.D. Ryan
Well, now you don't even notice them. They just look like everything else you used to notice everywhere. Now they just look like kids.
Turley
And the question came up.
J.D. Ryan
They are.
Turley
Who's driving all these Subarus and lesbians? Somebody mentioned. Somebody mentioned it might be lesbians.
J.D. Ryan
Might be lesbians.
Turley
And we put together a possible answer for the question. Is it. Is it only lesbians that are driving these Subarus around?
John Clay Wolf
Turley?
J.D. Ryan
That's something they do and some they don't.
Richard Rollins
And something you just can't tell.
Bob
I can tell you can tell something.
J.D. Ryan
Will and something won't.
Richard Rollins
And some it just dance with.
Turley
Makes you wonder. In fact, there's a slang. And I don't want to get in trouble over this. And this is. This is three quarter joke. Okay?
J.D. Ryan
Okay.
Turley
But many people in the western part of the United States are now calling that car brand Lesbarus.
J.D. Ryan
It's true then. My uncle is a lesbian. He's a tall lesbian. He's six. Six. But we were driving around in his white Subaru wagon around TCU in the. Not in the infield. But I said we look like a couple lesbian trainers driving this close to the football facilities in this thing. Sports trainers.
Turley
Possibly.
J.D. Ryan
Possibly. You know, but sponsored by the U.S. softball Association.
Turley
I mean, I'm not talking about like actual, you know, anatomical gender, but like gender is so fluid with everybody nowadays. You know, even a man could be lesbian. We share a lot of the same taste. Ha.
J.D. Ryan
Can a man can be a lesbian? No. Of course. No. No. But what he's just mentioning in this woke moment where anybody can be everything they ever desire. Can A man be a lesbian. And if you want to be a lesbian, who's going to stop you?
Turley
Who's gonna stop.
J.D. Ryan
Who's gonna stop you?
Turley
I can buy sandals.
Bob
What would a male lesbian be? Obviously.
J.D. Ryan
Sneaky bastard. Thank you.
Bob
That's what I'm thinking. That's what I'm thinking. Oh, I am so with you, honey. I am so on your side.
J.D. Ryan
That's great.
Turley
I'm gonna bring a Winnebago over to your house. I don't know. There's a whole.
Bob
Maddox did a great job. Anyway, back to the car.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah, he's fun to see him do that Vandergriff Toyota. If we've got a family wedding over the Fourth of July weekend.
Bob
Okay.
J.D. Ryan
And he can't get off because he just started. Yeah, but they said if you do 10 cars between now and then, we'll let you go. If you want to buy Toyota, go see Maddox Wolf at Vandergriff.
Bob
You want to run the spot again so we can get the number in there?
J.D. Ryan
It's too long. It's too long. I mean, show listeners remember, because he's been on the show a ton. Sure. You just lost a listener. We've got that coming up.
Bob
Sure.
J.D. Ryan
Stanley cup finals.
Turley
Yes.
J.D. Ryan
One minute. What is wrong with the. It's two. Two right now. When's the next game?
Richard Rollins
Charlie, that to tonight.
J.D. Ryan
What time? 7:30. Like all of them.
Bob
Oilers tied it up in the Stanley cup finals two games apiece with a win against the Florida Panthers on Thursday. Game ending. Big deal. Cut number four. You're going to hear it.
Turley
He moves it out of his own bouchard with it.
Bob
41 now echoes it.
Turley
Cross sides pass.
Richard Rollins
This has been one of the best.
Bob
Series so farth post season goal this year, setting a new NH We've got.
J.D. Ryan
A hockey fan here with us, Mr. Canada. Good morning, Mr. Canada.
Bob
There he is.
Turley
Oh, yeah, the. You know the Stanley cup series going right now.
Bob
Boy, that's a big deal.
Turley
That's the best you're gonna have ever.
J.D. Ryan
You know, I'm glad you came all the way down from Canada for the show.
Turley
Why is it so hot?
J.D. Ryan
And you're here at the Gas Monkey Ice House. Did you try any chicken and waffles?
Turley
No, I'm just drinking beer. Just trying to stay alive, you know. Well, bring another one of those penguins.
J.D. Ryan
Everybody, we're here live. If you're in the North Texas area, Gas Monkey Ice House, bring your car down. We're going into the lightning round where we bid cars on the air. Forget forgivetheven.com. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234, 800, 800 radio. Give me year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. 800, 800, 72, 3 4. During this music break, we'll pre K load your car up into the queue, and I will bid it on the air so you can sell that. Be right back. Thank you.
Pre K
Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevit.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf.
J.D. Ryan
And this is the Lightning Round Memphis, Tennessee. What have you got for me?
John Clay Wolf
Hey, what about it, man?
Turley
Got a 95 Jaguar XJS convertible. How many miles can interior 100. Want to say, like 172, 176,000. Somewhere around there.
J.D. Ryan
Johnny, we. We need a round of applause for you because you have a Jaguar that's still running with 170,000 miles on it. I mean, I hate it. It won't keep running. The second you sell to me, it's going to die. It's, it's worth. It's a boat anchor to make, man. Sell it to somebody on time, brother.
Turley
Half of.
J.D. Ryan
Take a couple of thousand down to. Speaking of brothers. And take, take, take weekly payments on that one if you want. 7, 546 grand. That's all it's worth. Ricky Houston, 04 Silverado. 250,000 miles. I mean, if it's nice, it's worth a quarter, 3, 500 bucks. Miles are too high. It's a champ. Yeah, but the miles are too high. The miles are too high. Give me some good cars. I want some good cars. We've actually got a guy. Braden. Give me some good cars. We want some good cars. I've actually got a guy here that walked up. We're gas monkey. Ice house, by the way. And what's your name? Tony. Tony, what have you got, 66 or 67 Oldsmobile 442W30 dress Mopar is 5150. That's us. I know y' all. Yeah. Y' all buy cars? Yeah, from the Christmas special. We bought the big boy. You bought the big tanker, the 700 grander? Yeah. Mark it up a little bit. You sure did. So you bought my Oldsmobile that I was pissed off about? Yes, and you. We know you loved it so much. We've just been saving it for you so you can buy it back. You're gonna sell it back to me? Sell back to you the 67 W50 W30 Yep. Black on black. Hurst shift, beautiful restoration. Drives killer. Is there a better one on the planet? I truly don't think so. So everything works. You're going to sell it back to me? Sell it back? I'm getting my car back. Yep. Dude, this is a moment. No, you don't. You have no idea. I'm. I'm very excited about. Where's the car? Is it outside? No, I wish it was. Where is it? It's about an hour away at our. At our shop. Okay. Today's Saturday. Father's Day's tomorrow. Okay. Are the banks open Monday? I think so. Okay, I'll pay you Monday. Okay, let's do it. That's the best lightning round. You guys have no idea. I sold him this car, and I was just butt hurt the second I sold it at the auction because we're rolling and for some reason, that car just did something to me. Yeah, but like you and when y' all bought it, you said you'd never sell it. You've had it for about three months now, and you're kind of done with it. And I'm sure about three months, I'll be like, oh, I'm over it. Yeah, you get over cars. Yeah, they come and go. Hey, have y' all seen any. Have y' all heard of any hemikuda convertibles floating around? Not for sale. Yeah, thank you. We'd buy them. I might have one for you pretty soon. Okay. All right. Thank you. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, my name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio for America's best car buyer. Givethewin.com or Gas Monkey Ice House, Dallas, Texas. Get on your bike. Get on your cars. Bring them down. Richard and I are going to go through them. Richard's going to join us on the show here in a minute, and we'll be right back.
Turley
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J.D. Ryan
Right.
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Turley
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J.D. Ryan
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Turley
All that Harvard kids can afford the best weed.
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J.D. Ryan
Curly, is it too early to have a beer?
Richard Rollins
No, it's not too early. Come on, you're on a remote. It's like vacation.
Bob
Oh, yeah, that's it.
J.D. Ryan
I think it's right here. You can run it yourself, bud. Are you online? Number one. What number you on? You don't know? Bob Talk.
Turley
Yeah.
Richard Rollins
Where are you guys at again?
J.D. Ryan
Now we're at the Gas Monkey. Ice House.
Bob
Ice House. Gas Monkey. The new location. Party. Party. Party. A lot of folks here, man. A lot of cars out front.
J.D. Ryan
I think I'm gonna have a beer.
Bob
We're getting some very cool display vehicles.
J.D. Ryan
Richard and I have a killer 64, I think a C2 vet. It's got a gazillion dollar restoration on it. He's bringing it up from the shop right now. We bought it in San Francisco, and I got it here yesterday. It's like my dream car. And I'm really excited about that W30 Oldsmobile442 that that guy's selling back to me. Yeah, that was worth the trip alone. Every coming here today, that. That makes me really happy.
Bob
You sold it to him?
J.D. Ryan
Yeah.
Bob
He did anything to it?
J.D. Ryan
No, he had, but there's nothing to do to it. It's the most perfect sample there is on planet Earth.
Bob
And you're buying it back?
J.D. Ryan
Yeah. He felt sorry for me because I kept crying about it. So he's being a good guy. Mopar 5150 and he's selling it back to us. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 808 Baba. Do you want a beer? Are you there?
Turley
All right, I'm still. I'm still drinking coffee at this time, but I'm good. Cheers.
J.D. Ryan
So how does it work? Like coffee, beer, beer, coffee.
Turley
All right, you can do both, but it's kind of a waste of good beer.
J.D. Ryan
Speaking of coffee, if you want to go to Starbucks and make your coffee go further, here's a pretty good coffee hack. Actually, Turley, I don't know if you know this. I've been doing this for years. When you get there, order a couple of cups of ice and then plate cut 5 this D. Well, down the.
Bob
Way, there's a setup. It's dad is showing his kid the no ice hack. Okay, so you get one large coffee, no ice. You ask for two cups of ice, then you pour the coffee into the ice caps. But the cool part about this is, listen to this father, See if he doesn't sound a little bit like somebody you know, like Tony Soprano. Cut number five.
J.D. Ryan
What are you doing? I'm biting your mother. Coffee. Dad, give me ice cream. Take the ice. Don't worry about it.
Turley
Look, but I want to teach you something. You order a coffee, no ice, right? Five bucks.
J.D. Ryan
What do you do with the rest?
Turley
What do you mean what I do? Look, I, I. It's overflowing. I got two coffees. Your mother's happy, I'm happy.
Bob
There you go. Everybody's happy.
Turley
Forget about it, Anthony. This is what you do.
J.D. Ryan
We have our. What's our guy's name? That, that is a mobster.
Turley
That's me, John. Tommy Carbone.
J.D. Ryan
Tommy Carbone. Good morning. Tommy Carbone.
Turley
As Good. See you guys are way out here.
J.D. Ryan
We are out here.
Turley
This is a great. They got a Ferris wheel over here. You see this thing?
J.D. Ryan
Sporting's good place shells.
Turley
It's a giant Ferris wheel they got over here. I thought you sitting to the side of a lake. Guys, I think you can see where you Godzilla walk out of there. It's an amazing place. I like it a lot. They got a lot of nice people in here. They were. I see they're selling alcohol already.
J.D. Ryan
Hey, I know that you've been kind of breathing down my neck this morning, acting like I owe you something. But I don't owe you nothing. We're all paid up.
Turley
I don't feel like he owes anything. I'm just saying, you know, as you're growing, you know, as you're you show business career is going on. You don't forget to bring your friends along with you. It's, you know, we're talking about.
Bob
You feel like you've helped him, make him a big deal?
Turley
Sure. Cuz we provide security for all kinds of things. A lot of these events you do, you don't even know. But we're here just keeping an eye for things.
Bob
Best security.
Turley
Cuz we, you know, we get a little investment in you and we want to make sure that stays safe. That's what I'm talking about. So. And that's on any occasion. You remember the time back in. I think it was around like 2007. And you got caught with no pants coming out of that place. Who helped you?
J.D. Ryan
You helped me.
Turley
That was me and Tony Darth Vader.
Bob
Remember big guy?
Turley
Mickey Darth Vader, of course. He had one of those plastic lightsabers, right? Turning on. Have you ever been hit with one of these things?
J.D. Ryan
Acting like I owe you money. You Want me to wet. Wet your beak?
Turley
No, it's not all about money. Just wet the beak a little. You know, we're not communists.
J.D. Ryan
Get Tony a beer. Is that wet in your beak?
Turley
Let us take the water from the well.
J.D. Ryan
Guys. House on. On remote today. Can I wet your beak with some Miller lines?
Turley
That would be nice. That'd be nice. You know, it's. There's no rules for people like us. You know, be good starter out here doing this thing. I saw Batman out here before. Yeah, Batman.
Bob
I saw Batman.
Turley
You know, Batman's okay, but I. He's bit of a goody goody.
Bob
Oh, is he?
Turley
Ain't he? Yeah, he's beating up those people. Sometimes he needs, you know, I'd like to beat up that Catwoman. I'm not talking about violence.
Bob
I know what you're saying.
Turley
You know, I'm talking about. No, that's one of my favorite criminals.
J.D. Ryan
Dead head on over there. You can go ahead now. Go get your beer.
Turley
Thanks very much.
J.D. Ryan
Thank you.
Bob
All right, a beer for Tony.
J.D. Ryan
So, Turley, give me an update on the basketball contest last night. They blew it.
Richard Rollins
Yeah. So Indiana had a shot. They were up by seven in that fourth quarter, about to go up three to one in the series. And too much SGA at the end there. He ends up scoring like final nine points for them and OKC ends up winning the game. And now they have a stranglehold even though the series tied to. They have home court advantage now and they're going to pretty much wrap it up at this point.
J.D. Ryan
Speaking of sports, did you see where high school athletes can be paid nil money now?
Richard Rollins
I did not see that. I know that college football now has a. Basically a salary cap. Each college can pay up to 20 million for their athletes.
J.D. Ryan
But they cap the nil. I did not know that.
Richard Rollins
Yeah, they finally did that where they can actually pay them so they can control it somewhat. Now, nil will still be able to pay up, but the colleges have their own fund that they can pay.
J.D. Ryan
I overspoke a little bit. There's a bill on tap that they're waiting to sign or get passed into law where high school school kids could get nil. And if that's the case, then will it turn into feeder teams for colleges? Will they take a school like whatever. Private schools like SMU will make Oak Ridge their feeder team.
John Clay Wolf
I think he said so.
Richard Rollins
Yeah.
J.D. Ryan
Or CU will make All Saints their feeder team. And they'll be paying these kids to get them into the deal. You got to be. It's really loud when you move those things around. So private schools will start paying their players to play.
Richard Rollins
Yeah, I could see that happening. And that's unfortunate because really, what's going to happen to the NFL. Aren't especially, like right now, college. That's basically a minor league system. And they're going to be paid and they're going to lose their, I don't know, drive to be in the NFL because they're already getting their money.
J.D. Ryan
Right.
Richard Rollins
And then what's gonna happen in high school?
J.D. Ryan
Better have my money. Come rain, sleet, or snow. Not some, not half, but all my cash. Richard rollins. Good morning.
John Clay Wolf
What's up?
J.D. Ryan
Not much. Did you go get that bed?
John Clay Wolf
I did go get the vetted drive. You know what? It was pretty badass. People were staring at it Everywhere I was going. Ac was blowing cold. Not bad at all.
J.D. Ryan
That's kind of my dream car. Like, as far as resto mods, Good restaurant mods. I've never had a great one like that. So I was excited that you and I bought that. Thank you for pointing it out.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, right. No, it's a nice car.
J.D. Ryan
And it's an automatic or stick.
John Clay Wolf
It's a fast speed.
J.D. Ryan
Okay.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, it's. It's a. It's a. It's a hot rod all the way. And LS7AC blows cold. You know, you don't need to hear the radio because you're in a freaking corvette.
J.D. Ryan
Come on. It's a 64.
John Clay Wolf
63.
J.D. Ryan
2. I thought. No, it's not. Yeah. 62C 2 bed. If you got extra 200 grand laying around, Come up and lay it on me. To dad. Probably so much favorite car ever In a heartbeat. If you'd laid that on me. But it cost that much to restore that car.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, you couldn't build it for 200.
J.D. Ryan
Really? Is it. On a scale of 1 to 10? I haven't seen it yet. Is it a 9?
John Clay Wolf
I'd say it's definitely a 9.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah. Oh, it's really nice.
John Clay Wolf
It's a nice car.
J.D. Ryan
Okay. That's cool. Excellent. So how much time do we have, mike?
Richard Rollins
Minute and a half.
J.D. Ryan
We don't have enough time. We'll get into it after the break. Richard just sat in with us. He's going to ride with us for a minute. But we're here at the gas monkey ice house in dallas, texas. A lot of guys remember gas monkey Live that they closed during COVID Like so many restaurants did. You just fired this one back up a month ago In a soft opening. Now you're Hitting the gas. Here we are in the Colony.
John Clay Wolf
Grandscape.
J.D. Ryan
The Colony. I always just say Nebraska Furniture Mart parking lot because that's like the largest furniture store in the world and everybody knows where it is. Is one thing I've noticed is the signs around this place. Are you a sign queer?
John Clay Wolf
I am. I. I collect a lot of signs. This Texas sign you're looking at right here came from Galveston at the Texas theater from the 1930s.
Turley
Awesome.
John Clay Wolf
And the sign out on the patio is probably my favorite. Circle Liquor and beer from Wichita Falls. It used to be up on the freeway in the 1950s and I had it professionally done the way that it used to be done. A lot of guys get these things and redo them with LED and stuff like that. This is real hand blown neon. Works like it's supposed to, moves and animates. It's really cool.
J.D. Ryan
All right, we'll be back in just a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars, the radio for America's Best Car Buyer. Givemetheven.com we are here at the Gas Monkey Ice House live on remote. Have a whole crew of people here with us. We'll be back in just a minute. More Richard Rawlins, myself, Bobbo and J.D. i'm out.
Pre K
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J.D. Ryan
Morning, everybody. It is Saturday, Father's Day weekend, June 14th. We are guest Monkey Ice House. Have a good crowd here this morning. Brand new place. We're breaking it in. You know how you got to break her in? We got to break her in. Today's the break in day, so bring your bike, bring your car, bring it down. We've got Richard here. We. I want to hear the backstory, Rollins, about what drove you were in the restaurant gig. You had. You had West Point, Paul.
John Clay Wolf
No, I had Key west down near Fort Hood. I had one down there in Harker Heights and then we had Dallas. We had two locations in Dallas. We had the Gas Monkey Bar and grill. We also had Gas Monkey live across the street for a lot of music venues. And all that kind of went away when I was breaking away from Discovery and I had to get away and I had some.
J.D. Ryan
It's like breaking up with a woman.
John Clay Wolf
It was worse, man. Like when you break up with them. I've been divorced three times and breaking away from Discovery was worse than that.
Turley
So this is your new house.
John Clay Wolf
Absolutely. All right, so we got rid of it. And got. Got going. I wanted to find somewhere that was, you know, up and coming area. I wanted, you know, all the accoutrements of having, you know, a lake out here. We're right on the water. We're right near the front freeway. It's a crazy cool building with an alamo facade in the back. So it's very Texas. It's very gas monkey. And you know, I had a chance to get into it and I took that spot. So now I've got Sturgis up and running and we've got gas monkey ice House here. 17,000 square feet of awesomeness. And we're just having a good time. We've only been open about four weeks, so people are learning about it. And we, we. We think we've got some of the best food in north Dallas.
J.D. Ryan
Is it really? Free beer for the next hour?
John Clay Wolf
Hey, shut up. You'll have the whole parking lot full. But, you know, you did notice that we got the garage beer 18 wheeler out here. Nothing more narcissistic than, you know, an 18 wheeler with my big mug on it running up and down the freeway. But garage beer is on tap and in cans here. You can come by. We've got a lot of merch available for only ice house only. It's the only place you can get it. And we're having a good time.
J.D. Ryan
We were gonna blow this up, and we've talked about this a little bit, but guys that show up today with your cars, when you leave here, we'd appreciate if you don't do a burnout. And you'll appreciate it too, if you don't do a burnout. Yeah, because the burnout problems are real and people are. They lose them. They just lose their car. They. They take off and they lose. They kill people.
John Clay Wolf
Well, not only that, it's stupid. And.
J.D. Ryan
Richard Rollins fast and loud just said burnouts are stupid in a public setting.
John Clay Wolf
If you see me doing it, I'm doing it inside my locked fence gates, you know, in my own parking lot and what have you. But now be safe. And there's people out here. There's a lot of tourism and there's a lot of kids, and there's just no need for it. As far as I'm concerned, if you come out in a public setting like this and you do something dumb, you should lose your car, they should impound it, and you're just out. You never get it back.
J.D. Ryan
Did you see that Instagram thing I sent you that said cars leaving meats and it's. Yeah, it's of the car meets when people are leaving and they get on the gas and they eat it into the wall.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, they eat it all the time.
J.D. Ryan
All the time. All the time.
Turley
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
I mean it just happens, you know, I've done it myself. Back in my younger, in my younger days, I'd be, I'd be, what'd you do? Just lost it, Smut it out. And when we wrecked the green and white truck, it was a guy named Jeremy that worked for me that we built this really unbelievable C10. And he put it into the wall, test driving it and he comes back with it and we get it to the shop and he's trying to tell me, oh, this truck pulled in my way and I had to do this, I had to do that. I said, no, dude, you lead footed it and it got away from you, it right into the wall. And he goes, no, it didn't. I said, I've done that five times. I know that wreck. I know exactly what that wreck looks like.
J.D. Ryan
Well, I've got a question for you. Why the restaurant thing? What draws you back to it? Because it's not the. Anything worth doing is worth doing for money. You want it to work, you want it to make money, but there's something in you that makes you want to have a house that's open for people to share things with.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, it is. It's entertainment.
Turley
It.
J.D. Ryan
It's.
John Clay Wolf
It's a place that, that people that have followed us for 20 years can come. It's a place where the locals can hang out and, and I wanted a fun place. I've always, I've always enjoyed having a great restaurant. Our restaurant down there in Dallas was unbelievable. For eight years.
J.D. Ryan
It.
John Clay Wolf
It was a lot of fun and everything else co just, you know, and discovery were in the way. But now we're back open and this place is awesome. As a matter of fact, we. We've only been open a month and a half and we're already got plans entered to the city to expand.
J.D. Ryan
Really?
John Clay Wolf
We're gonna get bigger. And this is, this is going to be, you know, our flagship store. We're looking at going down to Odessa and Selma and Pasadena and Galveston will be our next four stops.
J.D. Ryan
Is that done done or thinking about being done?
John Clay Wolf
Things are in motion. They're not done done until you open the door. Right, but we definitely ain't done, T. That's right. But it's definitely part of the plan and we want to have some fun and get out there. I want to get into some more cool areas too. Like the. The Islands, you know, or maybe Cabo or something like that. I mean, realistically, the Gas Monkey brand. Look at it this way. If Bubba Gump Shrimp, which is a stupid restaurant that was in a movie for like one minute, right. Is still open on Times Square 25 or 30 years later, and still making money.
J.D. Ryan
Santa Monica Pier.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. And it's still making money. And it wasn't ever even a real restaurant till after the movie. So I think Gas Monkey's got some legs.
J.D. Ryan
You know, people might not know this, but I know that you were in here for the past several months setting every sign, setting every piece of decor, having your guys do this, change that. Then when the menu came out, you're here every day testing the menu, changing it, changing it, changing.
John Clay Wolf
Absolutely. And, you know, most of the stuff here is handmade by the guys at Gas Monkey. You know, the tables and the stools and the things like that. A lot of blood, sweat and tears, so to speak, went into this. And it's. It's a rural extension of. Of Gas Monkey as the brand as you know it. This isn't some commercialized bs Like, a lot of people get in my position and they get pitched to do some restaurants, and they don't really care. They just want their check and what have you. I come here, you know, several times times a week. This is my restaurant, not some conglomeration of. Of investor bs this is my place, and I want everybody to have a good time. And if they don't, you know, I want them to tell me about it, and then I'll fix it.
J.D. Ryan
What do you like bitching about the food? Tell them to change things. What are some examples?
John Clay Wolf
Well, you know, at first. At first, when we were doing the burgers, I wanted a thinner patty, and we were. We were talking with the chef because I don't like a big giant patty that you end up having to disassemble your burger and eat it with a fork. And so I was real picky about the. The quantity, the quality of the meat, you know, our mix as far as the fat content and getting it thin. And then we ended up doing. Our patty melt is absolutely unbelievable. I think I'm calling it the wrong thing because I've been just laden with everything. But basically, it's our smash burger and what have you. But we got like 28 beers on tap. We've got eight cocktails on tap, which is kind of a new and upand cominging thing.
J.D. Ryan
And When I was 19 years old, or 20 in college, I opened a bar I don't know if I ever told you the story, but we were the first Jagermeister on tap in. In the world.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, that sounds dangerous.
J.D. Ryan
It was fun. Yeah, I understand. I mean, I've got a little bar in grill in me too, from those days.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, well, you got a whole town now. Come on. I mean, I own a bar and grill here. You own a city.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah, but I like. I love the fact that you got this here because that's a destination out in Walnut Springs. And now I can come over here and mooch and I can use this as my honey hole here in the metroplex. For our show listeners that come in and come.
John Clay Wolf
Hey, you're welcome to come do this show every week for all I care. But what we need to do is get a.
J.D. Ryan
Nothing better than a mooch that shows up and won't leave.
John Clay Wolf
We need to get a helicopter so we can. We can helicopter from the ranch out here and party, do the show, and then jump in the helicopter and zip back to Walnut Springs.
J.D. Ryan
What's funny you mentioned that? Because my friend Hunter Pond, he owns Drake's. Yeah, Drake's Hudson house and all that. He's coming here in a minute and he's got a partnership in a helicopter with another friend of mine.
John Clay Wolf
Is he going to land in my field right here or is he driving.
J.D. Ryan
Down, getting the engine redone right now? Oh, yeah, but he'll be here in a minute. I want you to meet him.
John Clay Wolf
See, that's the problem. I don't like having all these planes and helicopter stuff because you got to do all the maintenance and records. It's just horrible.
J.D. Ryan
We had to pull the motors off mine this week. I'll show you a video. You'll probably never get in it again.
John Clay Wolf
Those are.
J.D. Ryan
Oh, yeah, you were never going to get in again.
John Clay Wolf
Those are two JZ motors right now.
J.D. Ryan
They're 731 2C. What are you talking about, two JZ.
John Clay Wolf
I thought you had Nissan motors in that thing.
J.D. Ryan
No, no, no. 800, 800. Seven, two, three, four. We're Gas Monkey, Ice House, Dallas, Texas. We're live. We're on remote. We've got a big house crew here. Bring your car, bring your bike, and remember, we're doing it again next week in Odessa, Texas, live, in person. We're doing a car show out there, an actual registered car show out there. And there's a big taco snapper festival next door with low riders and all that stuff. And taco snapper in Odessa. There's a great big Mexican low rider. Thing next door. I forgot what it's called. Taco Snapper Festival. And then we're doing our car show next door. You can go to carfest.net to register for the Odessa Midland show that we're doing next week. You're going to be in Tulsa at the Route 66.
John Clay Wolf
I'll be at the AAA Route 6066 Road Fest at the convention center there in Tulsa.
J.D. Ryan
If you want to ride out with us. And touch that. When they run you to Tulsa, I'll go with you. 800-800-723-4. Come see us right now. If you're driving down the highway, it's Father's Day weekend. Bring your car. Bring your Hyundai or bring your Corvette by Ferrari's Exotics Cars and Coffee, my ass. This is a beer slinger. We'll be right back. Shave your face with some mace in the dark. Saving all your fruit stamp and running out of trailer park.
Bob
Yo.
J.D. Ryan
Cut it.
Turley
And we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show right after this.
J.D. Ryan
I'm a loser, baby so why don't you kill me?
Turley
Forces of evil and oppose all nightmare.
J.D. Ryan
So is everybody excited for Father's Day on Sunday?
Bob
Very proud to be your son.
J.D. Ryan
Happy Father's Day.
Charlie
Father's Day this Sunday.
J.D. Ryan
How do you want to celebrate? Make Father's Day cards. Happy Father's Day.
Bob
Are you the father?
Turley
You are the father.
John Clay Wolf
Happy Father's Day, Daddy.
J.D. Ryan
Happy Father.
John Clay Wolf
Father's Day, Dad.
Richard Rollins
Make sure you wish your father a happy Father's Day.
J.D. Ryan
It's showtime.
Pre K
Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com. hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.
John Clay Wolf
Hey, we're live on the air.
J.D. Ryan
Morning, everybody. Gas Monkey, Ice House. Dallas, Texas. This is so fun to see all you guys here doing something live. We're normally hidden in our bunker out there in the middle of the ranch in the middle of nowhere. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Met plenty of listeners this morning. Now you, sir. Tony. Tony, where you from?
Turley
Detroit.
J.D. Ryan
Why are you here? Live here now. Okay. Are you a Yankee? Kind of. You've got a 72C 10. Is it outside?
Turley
It's not.
J.D. Ryan
Why didn't you bring it? I mean, I can't buy it off of a damn piece of paper. What? So tell me about this truck. Sharp bed, 4x4. Good. On a scale of 1 to 10, it's a 9. Oh, wow. Is it lifted or stock?
Turley
Stock.
J.D. Ryan
What's the Interior, Is it stock or is it converted? Redone, like back to normal, or is it done? Fine Corinthium leather. Okay, so you've got a truck. Wow. You got a real truck. What motor?
Turley
350.
J.D. Ryan
Do you want to sell it or you just want to brag about it? Both. Okay, that's. That's a good answer. Does 30 grand buy it? 30 grand might buy it. Well, then how far away is it? Hickory Creek. Well, get up your ass and go get that and bring it back here and I'll probably cut you a check. I'm not BSing. So you got a short, wide, 4 by 4, 72, seats, 10. That's a 9 on a scale of 110. Go get it. Come back. I'll buy it. All right. All right. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I just bought this guy's car here.
Turley
All right.
J.D. Ryan
If he ain't lying, I'm down because I, I, I, I am super gay. I'm super gay for those trucks.
Bob
Mark that.
J.D. Ryan
Mark. Mark. Okay. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. I'm super gay for those trucks. Jason, You've got a 91 Bronco, full size, 65, 000 miles. You want 15 grand for it? Repainted, rebuilt, trans. What color is it? Flat black. With the flat clear paint, the clear might save it. When you said flat black, I got a little sick to my stomach. Yep. But, but the clear, if it's done in good taste. Are you a man of good taste? Are you a man of poor taste? Did you ever spend any time in a trailer park as a, as not visiting, but as a resident? Resident, not my choice. No, I was not no resident. Because that trailer part flat black is kind of. But if you clear it over the top of it. Right. We're not clear from that paint company in Mississippi or wherever it's at we bought it from. So it, it turned out good. How long have you had it?
Turley
A year and a half, two years.
J.D. Ryan
Somewhere in there. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. I want to look at it, but I'm probably going to buy it. Sounds good. Take a video also walk around it and talk while you're doing the video. And in the videos, if you, if you need to do two or three of them, that's fine, but keep them all like below 60 seconds. Because when people like take seven minute videos, they never get loaded because you transfer them over and we can't see it. So take some short vids. But I am, I'm very interested in this Bronco. Thank you very much. All right.
Turley
Blood in the water. You're starting to feel it, man.
J.D. Ryan
J.D. are you feeling a lot of love today?
Bob
A lot of love, man. These folks are coming out. Just people I've known for years. 20 years, 30 years in Dallas radio, and just. They're just coming from out.
J.D. Ryan
Is this, like, your Homecoming party?
Bob
Seriously?
J.D. Ryan
J.D. ryan's homecoming party?
Bob
Thank you very much.
J.D. Ryan
J.D. do y' all remember him from the Russ Martin Show? Did anybody ever. Anybody ever heard of the Russ Martin Show? Yeah, J.D. ryan was a little bit of that.
Turley
You remember when you first got J.D. on the show, like in 2010 or something? I was like, wait, J.D. ryan.
J.D. Ryan
The damn J.D.
Turley
J.D.
J.D. Ryan
Ryan.
Turley
I'm like, J.D. damn Ryan.
J.D. Ryan
I need to tell y' all something fun. I need to tell you guys something. I need to tell all y' all something.
Bob
Oh, you're fired.
J.D. Ryan
So. So Today is the 20th anniversary of the day I met my wife, which is great.
Bob
Oh, that's great.
J.D. Ryan
And when she came over, I was playing her demo tapes of this show that I wanted to do on the radio.
Bob
Okay.
J.D. Ryan
And I just started this weekend in which. Wichita falls, Texas. 20 years ago.
Turley
Wow.
J.D. Ryan
So this is. This is my last year.
Bob
This is your last year?
J.D. Ryan
This is my last year.
Turley
What does that mean, last year?
J.D. Ryan
What, of doing this? No, we're gonna. I'm gonna do. This is the final year of this show, and this date, next year will be our final show.
Bob
Okay. What's your punchline?
J.D. Ryan
I don't have one.
Bob
You're done?
J.D. Ryan
Yeah. I mean, I'm just. I'm just.
Turley
You can't do it. You go crazy.
J.D. Ryan
I haven't not had a Saturday. Like, I've had to get in bed by early on on Friday in the past 20 years.
Turley
20 years.
Bob
I know.
J.D. Ryan
How long did you do Russ Martin?
Bob
Well, Russ, not 20. 20. Well, no, not total.
J.D. Ryan
No.
Turley
You.
Bob
Russ Martin with Russ. Thirteen.
J.D. Ryan
Thirteen. Okay. And you quit.
Bob
Yeah. No.
J.D. Ryan
You quit, J.D.
Bob
Okay, I quit.
J.D. Ryan
Okay.
Bob
Legalities aside, I quit today.
J.D. Ryan
Next year will be 20 years.
Bob
Wow.
J.D. Ryan
Next year will be 20 years. I'm gonna. I'm gonna end at 20.
Bob
Okay. This is it. So today's the. The countdown.
J.D. Ryan
Today's the beginning of the countdown of the last year of the Johnson.
Bob
So we have 52 more shows.
J.D. Ryan
Yes.
Bob
And that's it.
J.D. Ryan
That's it.
Bob
Okay. You let us know at least I.
J.D. Ryan
Gave you a heads up.
Bob
Yeah. He ain't gonna quit. You go insane, dude. This is your life. This is your.
J.D. Ryan
Give me fuel. Give Me. Fire.
John Clay Wolf
Give me that.
J.D. Ryan
Which I deserve.
Bob
You would sit on the very first Saturday, you're gonna sit home and go, well, that was a stupid idea.
J.D. Ryan
Oh, yeah.
Turley
No, no. This is what he does. What he does. He'll say, we're all throw a party. We'll throw a big party.
Bob
Big party.
Turley
It's over. We'll have a cake.
Bob
Balloon.
J.D. Ryan
Fly.
Bob
Eyes.
Turley
Thursday.
Bob
Strippers.
Turley
Thursday of that week at 11:15 at night, he's going to call and say.
Bob
Bob, I changed my mind.
Turley
Show Saturday.
Bob
Yeah, right.
Turley
I said, well, I don't. Where we get J.D. i've already talked J.D.
Bob
He'S over here.
J.D. Ryan
We already let the network go.
Bob
The network's down. The network's gone.
J.D. Ryan
We'll fire it back up.
Turley
Hoss. We're behind you. 100.
J.D. Ryan
So my big announcement that I wanted to make today, y' all are calling B.S.
Bob
Yeah.
Turley
Scoff. We scoff.
Bob
This is it.
Turley
You can't blame us. Come on, come on.
J.D. Ryan
We gotta.
Bob
There's people every once in a while in the building that always go, john's gonna sell. I go, I'm telling you what, he's not gonna sell this company. This is his life. This is his. I totally get that. I totally understand that. But they're really. They are, but they're not. They're all part of the thing keeps you alive. It keeps you going. It keeps you waking up going. I got to do this today. And you can.
J.D. Ryan
But I'm tired, J.D. ryan.
Bob
I do. I get that.
J.D. Ryan
I, I, I, I go too much.
Bob
I.
J.D. Ryan
And I don't do drugs. If you've got good drugs that you could get me hooked on, maybe I'll change my scope.
Bob
You, you. You'd burn out real quick.
Turley
Appreciate your thinking outside the box that way, John.
Bob
I really do.
J.D. Ryan
Oh, no way.
Bob
Pop goes. Well, wait a minute now.
Turley
I would. I would. Would be the least judgmental of all your friends.
J.D. Ryan
When we come back, we're going to do the lightning round. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf, and 12 months from now, I quit.
Bob
No, you don't.
J.D. Ryan
We'll be right back.
Pre K
Thank you.
J.D. Ryan
Here at Gas Monkey Ice House, Dallas, Texas. Grab your bike, grab your car, bring your ass, bring your gal, bring your kids. Come try this out. Come meet us. And the bikes are showing pictures. And the bikes are showing up. Everybody's showing up. It's fun. Be right back.
Pre K
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J.D. Ryan
Hey guys, we're doing this here at Gas Monkey, Ice House for the next several hours. We'll be on the radio for just in Dallas for another 40 minutes. Get in your car, get in your truck, get in your bike, come on down, come see us. Crowd's really turning out cool. This is fun. I'm glad we did this. We're doing it again next weekend in odessa, Texas at F1 Bar & Grill. Great friend of mine, actually my partner on the Bosque cantina in Walnut Springs, guy's name is Felipe Armenta. He owns Cowboy prime out there and Cork and Pig and this several others. But. But F1 is a great big place. It is oddly set up just like Gas Monkey, Dallas, the Ice House. So we will be out there next week, Wes in west Texas. You coming to it? I'm coming, man. I just want to let everybody know that we're just busier and a one legged man and a butt kicking out here. But we're all going to attend. I'll let you know that right now. Well, tell them to load their cars for the car show into car fest.net and this is for the Odessa show next weekend. We'll see you next weekend. Thank you. 89 Corvette, one owner, 40,000 miles. These cars have not taken off yet, Bill in Chicago. But I, I think it's, you know, depending on how nice it is, it's seven grand. 7,500. Wait, what year did they change the body style? 89 was still that, that first gen, like 82 to 89. Is that right?
Turley
Yes, correct.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah, that they just.
Turley
Yeah, 91. They changed the body style. I know it's an 89. Wayne Jane.
J.D. Ryan
It's probably 7,000 if you want to know the truth.
Turley
I put the VIN in. They have been. Give me a vin.com and Ted offered me 3,000.
J.D. Ryan
Well, is it rusty?
Turley
No, no, I, I just don't got great pictures of it. But it's never no accident or anything.
J.D. Ryan
Well, understand when we're buying out of Chicago, we're thinking rush, right? First thing.
Turley
Yep. Yep.
J.D. Ryan
And if you're telling me the pictures are fuzzy, then they're thinking Russ, so get us some good pictures and let's do a relook.
Turley
Okay, we could do that.
J.D. Ryan
Thank you, Bill.
Turley
I can't hear you though. Hey, one question. Are you still looking for somebody to finish your 79 trans am down there?
J.D. Ryan
The anniversary yeah. Do you want to come down here and do it? Yeah, I would like to. Do you know how to do it?
Turley
I got 200 under my belt.
J.D. Ryan
Will you go to JCW show, Jason? I know, but if you know how to do it, jcwshow.com click email John and shoot me a note and I'll hook you up with Ken, my manager out there at Walnut Springs, because I, I'm ready to get that car finished. We've had so many projects going that we haven't paid any attention and I've got to get that car finished. Thank you, Bill. Jcwshow.com 800 800-7234 Suave. What are you doing? Well, you. What's up, John? You're missing a good one here today. This is good here today. This is fun. There's a good turnout. So Joe Hefner's there with Jay and Amber Mercer. At least the three wolf Packers. I know that came up, made the drive out. And so now all good here, man.
Bob
I think, you know, if you want.
J.D. Ryan
To quit and you want to do.
Bob
Something else, I think you got to.
J.D. Ryan
Keep the ball rolling and maybe you pass the baton to somebody else. Maybe, you know, your Maddox steps in or something. But we can't let it stop. We can keep it going. Yeah, yeah, we, we keep it going. We'll see. 20th year, I haven't had a Saturday. I probably missed one, maybe two Saturdays a year during the holidays. And I haven't had a Saturday until 20 years, you know. And I've been having to schedule around this show and I love it, but I do think that this will be my last year. But we'll see. I, I'm, I'm. You never know what's going to pop up. But officially, yes, this is my last year. All right, thank you. 800-800-723-4. Come down to gas Monkey, Ice House. We've got a full crowd here. You hear him in the background. Bring your bike, bring your car. I'm going to get done here in of front. 40 minutes to get out there in the parking lot. Look around California. I know you wonder what the hell we're talking about. Vegas, San Diego. I swear to God, we're going to do the same thing in LA soon. I was out there for five days last week working on this. Adam Caroll and I are going to do a similar setup as this very soon and we'll announce a date very shortly. Thank you. Be right back. I met someone on one of these apps.
Turley
She was old and I was old.
J.D. Ryan
And we really went at it, old on old. Have you seen it?
Turley
You'll smell it before you see it, I'll tell you that.
John Clay Wolf
She knew what she was doing. She got on top of me.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah.
Turley
And rode me. Not like a horse. That's for young people.
John Clay Wolf
No, she rode me like a bus.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
She just sat there wearing her coat.
J.D. Ryan
Holding her bag for like an hour and a half. An hour and a half, everyone. I didn't want to wake her.
Pre K
And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show, heard on the air, coast to coast and worldwide@jcwshow.com.
J.D. Ryan
What'S your name? Where you from? He didn't have it.
Richard Rollins
He's not on.
J.D. Ryan
Hello.
Turley
There we go.
J.D. Ryan
Eddie. And I'm from Rowlett, Texas. You want. You want me to sign our picture thing?
Turley
Yes.
J.D. Ryan
I'm flattered. I'm flattered, Bud. Yes. Here's an autograph of me. But you don't. I'm not an autograph kind of guy. I'm just a normal guy. Oh, really? Well, that's good to know. Are you. Are you a show listener? Yes, I am. Every Saturday morning. And where do you listen to the show? Where do you. Where do you.
Turley
Right here in Texas.
J.D. Ryan
Like, you sit in your garage? No, no, I'm usually working between duty mags. You're looking at nudie mags and listen to the show. My wife is in here. All right. No, I don't do that. He doesn't do that. There's two types of liars in this world, son. Ones that said they never started and ones that said they quit.
Turley
Yeah, that is right.
J.D. Ryan
There you go, Bob, you want to sign that for him? Yeah, you can pass that around. Thank you. Yes, absolutely. Absolutely. What is it about the show you like? I like how fast you can knock out some numbers on these cars. All right. Without drugs. Yeah, it really is without drugs. Yeah. Guys, come down today. Gas Monkey, Ice House, Dallas, Texas. We're live. We're here. Bring your car, bring your bike, bring your stuff. Show fans. I'm really enjoying meeting you guys here today. This is fun.
Turley
Yeah.
J.D. Ryan
I know you've been hearing about Walnut Springs. It's a long tracked. Have you been out there yet?
Bob
No.
J.D. Ryan
You need to come on the next. The next rally is going to be next May.
John Clay Wolf
We're.
J.D. Ryan
Richard and I'll do another car show in the fall, but it's a good time. And thanks for coming by. All right.
Turley
Thank you.
J.D. Ryan
Thank you very much. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. J.D. ryan.
Bob
Yes, sir.
J.D. Ryan
Bob do you have a controller on this? We can chop it down.
Bob
John, you haven't been out in a while. The cars are lining up out front. This is a Ferrari right in front, that beautiful Corvette. A bunch of motorcycles just showed up. You've got to go outside when we're done here.
J.D. Ryan
Well, they're waking up. I mean, you know, we knew when we do these remotes.
Bob
Oh my God.
J.D. Ryan
Remember the one in Louisiana?
Turley
Yes.
J.D. Ryan
In the, in the shed. And, and, and it was, it was eight in the morning. I mean at eight in the morning people aren't ready to party.
Bob
Nope. They are here.
J.D. Ryan
They are here now.
Bob
They are here now and they're continuing to, to stream.
J.D. Ryan
What do you got in the news J here?
Bob
How about an employee and they at a Family Dollar store in Indianapolis. He got arrested. Now the employee got arrested on Monday. He chased down a shoplifter. What? Why would they arrest him for that? Right after the bad guy left the store, he, the shoplifter left the store. The employee, Jerome Step, got into his car and drove down the street where he spotted the man on a bicycle. All right, so now you got a shoplifter driving away on a bicycle and the employees following him. He fired two warning shots. Actually he only fired one warning shot cuz the second shot went into the guy's butt on the bicycle.
J.D. Ryan
Now Jerome, have you ever shot a man? J.D.
Bob
Ryan, I'm trying to think. Hold on. Because you think that would stand out of my mind. But I've shot at a lot of people, but I've never actually hit. Hit anybody. Anyway, so the employee who shot the guy in the butt got in trouble. He is actually facing two felon charges, aggravated battery and criminal recklessness. And this probably is pretty close to what it sounded like when the victim talked to the police. Cut number six.
Richard Rollins
I understand you were wounded.
J.D. Ryan
Where were you hit?
Turley
In the buttocks.
Bob
I mean, don't chase the guy down and don't shoot people. No, John, I've never shot. Have you ever shot anybody or shot at somebody?
J.D. Ryan
I've never shot at anybody. There's a few people I'd like to.
Bob
Yeah, of that. We all have those.
Turley
That's a great story. I, I looked into that in depth. So this guy works at the Family Dollar store.
Bob
Family Dollar.
Turley
His girlfriend works at the Family Dollar store. Okay, so they're there and they see a guy pick up some merchandise and leave the store before the guy can get over. All the way over.
Bob
Shoplifter.
Turley
Wait, I'll go after him. So he goes, runs outside, gets his Car drives around, sees the guy riding a bicycle with a merchant dice under his arm, goes, hey. And shoots two warning shots.
Bob
One warning shot.
Turley
Warning shots with quotes. The second warning shot hit the guy right in the ass. Right. Okay.
Bob
You can't do that.
J.D. Ryan
No.
Turley
Man down. Man down.
J.D. Ryan
Right.
Turley
So he drove his car back to the family dollar store and hit out. Well, the cops heard the shots, went. And the guys said, the man from the dollar store to shot me in the ass.
J.D. Ryan
So. Weber's Barbecue, Walnut Springs, Texas. Best barbecue ever.
Turley
I mean, that's why this guy got arrested and not the. Not the thief.
J.D. Ryan
Weber's Barbecue, Indiana break.
Richard Rollins
Is this breaking news? Is it back?
J.D. Ryan
No, not yet. They're coming. But he told me a story one day. So he smokes for, you know, 72 hours before he gets ready. So you. He's always got his smokers going. And they come in one day and they see the beef's gone. Where's the beef? Right? Call the police. Somebody stole our beef.
Bob
God.
J.D. Ryan
And they followed a grease trail, a drippings trail, back to a mobile home, of course. And all the guys were passed out from eating too much.
Bob
They stole all the beef.
J.D. Ryan
They stole all the beef. They're on meth. They're riding on a bicycle with bags of plastic bags of meat, of barbecue in it. And they leave a drippings trail all the way to their.
Bob
To the. Where they are.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah.
Bob
The cops find them.
J.D. Ryan
They got arrested.
Bob
That's hilarious.
Turley
I mean, that's a crime of the century.
J.D. Ryan
It's just so typical.
Turley
We've all been awake for nine days. We should eat something or we're gonna die. Hey, let's go rip off the barbecue joint. He's been out there smoking 72 hours. He's gonna go home, sleep for nine.
John Clay Wolf
I've been.
Turley
I've been watching him. I've been watching him follow the. Follow the meat trail all the way back.
J.D. Ryan
What were they doing while they were having the conversation? Were they smoking meth out of a light bulb?
Turley
Yeah, about seven days prior.
Bob
Seven days.
Turley
You know, you clean out the light bulb. You have to get that white powder out of there because that can actually hurt you. Okay.
Bob
Oh, somebody.
Turley
A friend told me this, and they have, like, you take a big pin apart and you have just a straight part, hold the light bulb.
J.D. Ryan
A pin. Like a big pin?
Turley
Yeah, just a. You know, a straw is too flimsy, it'll melt. Okay, big pin, guys. Holding the light bulb. He's got the straw in his mouth, puts a flame under the light bulb. You know, he's going. Everybody's sitting around watching you wait a little. A little delicate snowflake like tendril smoke begins to come out of the bottom of the light bulb. He's trying. It starts getting a hit. He's getting. And then his best friend since the second grade is sitting not two feet away from him. He not lunges, but he slowly lunges. You're burning it, you're burning it, you're burning it, you're burning it. And then it's time to pass it to the next person after.
J.D. Ryan
Then they got a little stoned and they. And they said, hey, let's go get some barbecue.
Turley
I don't know. I think that was after days and days, you know, meth people will eat, but only when they have to.
J.D. Ryan
That's true. So they, when they eat, do they eat in, like, in big hits.
Turley
Tiny bites.
J.D. Ryan
Tiny bites.
Turley
Tiny bites. Because they don't want to dilute their high. And they're out of meth, so they want the method last. But they're gonna die, right? They don't eat something. You give them a. Like a. Like a giant Gatorade. Oh, how delicious. And they'll just. And they'll just daintily.
J.D. Ryan
Oh, yeah.
Turley
Just a drop at a time. Like, you remember the story about Lazarus and. And Jesus would drop one drop of water on. It's like that.
J.D. Ryan
That's.
Turley
Oh, that's good.
J.D. Ryan
Oh, the gator. That's good.
Turley
Oh, that's good. Is that the blue? I like the blue. Yeah.
J.D. Ryan
8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Claywolf. We're here at Gas Monkey, Ice House, Dallas, Texas. Coast to coast is hearing us.
Turley
We're all here.
J.D. Ryan
Y' all get your cars, you get your bikes, come down, see us. And we'll be back after this brief musical interlude in this game.
Turley
And I won't stop until I'm done. But what I really want to know is.
Pre K
This is. Give me the V. The John Clay Wolf Show. America's largest weekend morning show. Call John toll free. 800, 800 radio. Check out the podcast@jcwshow.com now. John Clay Wolf just lost listener.
J.D. Ryan
Baba, you're whispering stuff to me. We're on the air. What is it?
Turley
I'm. I'm afraid we may have just lost the listener.
J.D. Ryan
How?
Turley
I don't know what you do. A new. A new email came in, I think.
J.D. Ryan
Read it.
Bob
This one, J.D. you guys say something about you just lost a listener.
J.D. Ryan
We lost a listener?
Bob
Did you say you think that? Diddy was going to walk free. Cuz this guy is very upset about that. Did you say that?
J.D. Ryan
Well, I said that based off of the facts I saw last week. What, that he's paying hoes to screw him?
Bob
Yeah.
J.D. Ryan
That. That's not illegal.
Bob
That's not illegal.
J.D. Ryan
I mean it is illegal, but it's not illegal like it's not.
Bob
Yeah, it's not federal.
J.D. Ryan
Right, homeboy? I mean, now I know there's. I. I did get chastised by this, by program directors on Monday morning and.
Bob
Maybe we shouldn't discuss it.
J.D. Ryan
Well, since this my last year of doing the show.
Bob
Last year, Year doing the show.
J.D. Ryan
What are they gonna do, fire me?
Bob
Caution to the wind, buddy.
J.D. Ryan
Right. So I did say everything I heard about Cassie. As painful as it was in the Diddy trial.
Bob
Yep.
J.D. Ryan
What they were doing, I mean, she was going along with it. She liked the money.
Bob
Yeah, it's the money.
J.D. Ryan
And they were doing a lot of sexual things.
Bob
He was basically saying, I'm paying your rent, I'm paying your car. I'm giving you this, I'm giving you that. You can come and do this party thing for me. I'm paying you.
J.D. Ryan
A hoe is a hoe.
Bob
You're an employee of Diddy Incorporated, right? All right, well this guy didn't like that. Pedro Boswell.
J.D. Ryan
Pedro?
Bob
Yeah, Pedro Boswell.
J.D. Ryan
He's a Mexican with an attitude.
Bob
In Austin. NWA In Austin of all places. You're a real sorry mwa.
J.D. Ryan
Go ahead.
Bob
You're a real sorry excuse for a lover if you think the Diddler, AKA P. Diddy is going to get off scot free. I don't know if the lover part has to do with anything from beating his old lady like that. He's on camera giving your girl a whopping and from what I've learned, he's. He's almost drowned her in baby oil. He's a sick man. And you're sick too if you think he's innocent. Not to mention he's been assaulting our ears for years with that terrible crappy calls music. The wrong rapper died when Biggie got shot.
Turley
Wow.
Bob
Pedro Bosnia just lost a listener. Pedro's upset in Austin.
J.D. Ryan
Did Diddy kill Biggie?
Bob
I don't think so.
J.D. Ryan
No.
Turley
I think they figured that out, didn't they?
Bob
Yeah, they got that figured out.
J.D. Ryan
Here, do it. I mean, don't tell me. Radio across the country. I'm just sitting here talking to them for fun.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, I was just gonna.
J.D. Ryan
Sweet.
John Clay Wolf
This young lady just colored up a little gas monkey. I did a pretty good wow, that.
Bob
Is really good job, young lady. Very nice, very good.
J.D. Ryan
What we got rolling up.
John Clay Wolf
You know, a guy just pulled up in a big old pickup truck with a. About a 62 Cadillac coupe on the back of it with a trailer. And when they pull up the trailer, that means one of two things, actually both. It's probably for sale and it probably don't work too well.
Turley
Damn, that started off so good.
J.D. Ryan
I bought a half ton, four wheel drive. I'm queer for those rigs. Those are the first gen. Not first gen, but the set. The 67 through 72.
John Clay Wolf
Yep.
J.D. Ryan
71S. And I just couldn't help myself. 30 grand.
Turley
What?
J.D. Ryan
I hear you, but I can screw.
John Clay Wolf
Up the truck market for everybody.
J.D. Ryan
I like them, I like them, I like them, I like them, man.
John Clay Wolf
I'm gonna be affordable.
J.D. Ryan
We were talking about P. Diddy and Cassie. If you kept up with. With any of this.
John Clay Wolf
Not really, but I mean if.
J.D. Ryan
If I'm giving now I'm straight guy and you're a straight guy.
John Clay Wolf
Well, thanks for making sure everybody knows that.
J.D. Ryan
Richard Rollins, everybody. He's a straight guy.
John Clay Wolf
Yep.
J.D. Ryan
But if I was paying your rent and giving you 10,000 100,000 a year and spending money buying you stuff, I'd be broke. Well, the way. The way this is going to end is not good. So let's use a woman as an example, right? So you got a gallon and you're doing all this stuff and y' all are getting really freaky and freak offs and doing wild stuff and she's there. Is it illegal? Do you go to jail for that? You're a hoe and she's a hoe.
John Clay Wolf
I don't think that the freak off itself is. Is the problem. It's whether or not he forced her or made her.
Turley
Thank you very much.
J.D. Ryan
But was he forcing her?
Bob
Yes.
Turley
How? How? You paid pay her rent for favors for six months.
J.D. Ryan
Okay?
Turley
This is seven years of a deal. She's been trying to get away for.
J.D. Ryan
Four years and she needs to leave.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, she got two feet.
Turley
He wouldn't let her go, man. He locked her in the basement.
Bob
That's not true.
J.D. Ryan
That was just going there being kinky.
Turley
Dude, that's not.
J.D. Ryan
Have you ever. I mean, when they're yelling spank me, spank me. Is that beating?
Turley
Have you ever locked a woman in a basement? No, but I'll just tell you. Friend told me they don't like it.
J.D. Ryan
Have you ever stuck an orange ball in a woman's mouth?
Bob
Wow.
J.D. Ryan
I have not. Not. Not your dog fetch. But anyway, the People do weird things. There's weird people doing weird things. This is. Oh, you did more. And that's a them problem. And if he's. If he's sponsoring this type of behavior and she's going along with it, I mean, it's like, oh, he paid me to play college football, and I got hurt.
John Clay Wolf
Well, there you go.
Turley
Yeah, but don't you know your good guys and your bad guys? You watch Star wars within the first 30 minutes. Who's the bad guy?
J.D. Ryan
Darth Vader.
Turley
You tell by looking. Right?
J.D. Ryan
Right.
Turley
Look at pity.
J.D. Ryan
Pity.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, it's a pity party now.
Turley
Back in, say, 1998, it, like, looks at him today. That's a villain, brother. And you ought to know that.
J.D. Ryan
Hey, I'm down.
Turley
Of all people, you ought to know.
J.D. Ryan
That I'm not here supporting him.
Turley
You know, you're. You're all inspirational.
John Clay Wolf
I went out.
Bob
Richard's looking around like, how did I.
J.D. Ryan
Why did I quit?
John Clay Wolf
This was the worst time to walk up.
J.D. Ryan
I almost. Funny. You want to know what's funny is he and I share a publicist.
Bob
Yeah.
J.D. Ryan
So on me, she's like, used to. She's like, go ahead and be funny. And with him, she's like, get out, get out, get out, get away, get away.
Bob
Do not sit with John Clay Wolf.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, right.
J.D. Ryan
You know, so I. I just. From what I've seen in the court so far, right. They're a bunch of freaks. He's paying for everybody. That's the them problem.
Turley
Well, he got some help yesterday.
J.D. Ryan
What he get?
Turley
Guess who stopped by to give a good word for pity?
J.D. Ryan
Pity.
Turley
Kanye.
Bob
Oh, geez.
Turley
And the prosecution is like, oh, thank you, Jesus.
John Clay Wolf
He's basically out.
Turley
No, he's basically.
J.D. Ryan
Did he get on the stand?
Turley
I don't. Well, did he have to?
John Clay Wolf
I think he's gonna. I think he has a strong chance to walk. Kanye wraps like, they're not proving any of what they're trying to say, which is enslavement. They're not proving trafficking. They're not proving. The only thing he's really got is the abuse because it was on camera when he kicked her. And he chased me down the hallway. So I think he might walk.
Turley
You may be right.
J.D. Ryan
So he is saying in a more professional version what I was trying to say in my slang version. You may be that's why you're here, to clean me up.
Turley
But you're definitely wrong.
J.D. Ryan
Barry In New York, 70. 70 Camaro rally sports. Z28 was 41,000 on the ODO.
John Clay Wolf
Is it a real doz or do. What is it?
J.D. Ryan
Z28.
John Clay Wolf
So no D the motion on the motor. What is that? Do2Doz.
J.D. Ryan
See, this is why I keep you around, because I don't know this stuff.
John Clay Wolf
Well, I don't know.
J.D. Ryan
It's a what? It's LT1 originally. 11 to 1 compression, it's 60 over right now and it runs like a rape tape. But does it have rust on it? Because you're in New York. Does it have rust on it? It's a. It's a Los Angeles car. Yes, it does have a little rust because it's sat in California. He's blaming that rust on LA because he's in New Yorker.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, you know what rust in New York means? A little rust in the fender. It doesn't have a fender.
J.D. Ryan
Right underneath it on the back side. There is no.
John Clay Wolf
There's nothing.
J.D. Ryan
It's. It's California rust because it's sat near the ocean in Westchester. Okay, so is it. Is it a. Is it a beater or is it a good one? No, it's a good one. It's a good one, but it needs a little. It needs some care. Okay, so does $1,000 buy it? No, sir.
Turley
No.
J.D. Ryan
I'm looking at 25, 27. Oh, and. And I hit you as low as I knew you were gonna hit me high. So you got a $7,000 car on your hands. Crazy ass Yankee, New York, her. Oh, there's your old lady.
John Clay Wolf
That is not an old.
J.D. Ryan
Young lady. Young lady. I forgot when they.
John Clay Wolf
That right there is on point. I gotta go.
J.D. Ryan
All right.
Bob
Shows up, he's out.
J.D. Ryan
Do what? I was in Los Angeles 40 years. 40 years in LA. So car is only here in New York a couple years and it's been garage ever since. Forget the New York part. We're just talking at re. Anyway. Hey, I'm not. I'm not giving 25 grand for anything with any rust of any sort of anything. So no matter. We're done. We're good. Thank you for calling C30 military truck diesel. The hell's a C30? Tom, will you go to give me the vin.com and load this one up? You've been there. You've been on hold for two hours.
Turley
Thank you.
J.D. Ryan
How much do I have to pay for 800 bill for him to wait? I. I got $10 invested in that phone call.
Bob
Just send the call.
J.D. Ryan
I hear you. 800. Yeah, we're gas Monkey. Gas Monkey. Ice House. Brand new restaurant over by. Where is it? Nebraska. Furniture. Mar. Put it in your thing. Come down. We're partying, we're having a good time. I'm about two and a half beers in. You can probably hear that already. Can you hear it?
Bob
No.
J.D. Ryan
No, no. Then I have a had.
Turley
You're very self conscious about that.
J.D. Ryan
Really? Yeah.
Turley
I've never. I don't know if I've ever seen drunks.
J.D. Ryan
I hate drunks. Well, don't hate.
Bob
We don't ever heard you drunk on the radio, on the air.
J.D. Ryan
Okay. No, no, no. I mean, I don't hate drunks. My mother was an alcoholic and I don't hate my mother. But, but like if the phone. She lived in Greenwich, Connecticut. If it was 5 o' clock our time and the phone was ringing from her, I would not answer. John Clay. John Clay. You know, I just don't like. And I don't want to be a drunk. I don't drink to get drunk. Of course I drink because I'm sad and I'm lonely.
Bob
And now you're going to quit the show.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah.
Turley
So you have plenty of time to drink.
Bob
364 days left now.
J.D. Ryan
364 days left of the John Clay Wolf radio show.
Turley
Boy, you shouldn't have done that.
J.D. Ryan
Come.
Turley
He's going to remind you every.
J.D. Ryan
Every Saturday, Saturday, North Texas guys come down to Gas Monkey Ice House right now. Bring your car. Quit bringing me these pictures of cars. Bring your damn car down here and I'll buy it.
Turley
300 show up.
J.D. Ryan
If it won't drive, then it's going to be a different price.
Bob
219 days.
J.D. Ryan
How much time, Michael Turley?
Richard Rollins
30 seconds.
J.D. Ryan
30 seconds. Reverend Charles, you please take us out. Oh, Lord.
Bob
Oh, Lord.
Turley
Lord, you know, when we comes together this way with, you know, food and fun and about nine beers, like God.
J.D. Ryan
Really will little prayer.
Turley
Have a good time at the, the. The Gas Monkey ass house. That's not what it sounds like.
J.D. Ryan
Ass Monkey, gas house. You.
Turley
You know, you got to praise the Lord for friends. Praise the Lord for good times and last and all the good food. Don't forget, don't forget. God's watching you. You better be good to your father and your father father and all the daddies out there. Praise God.
Bob
Praise God.
J.D. Ryan
We got another hour for you, L.A. vegas, San Diego, KGB KO west, the Point. We'll be right back on the west coast. But I'll tell you the truth, it's a replay because we're doing a remote live here and I got to meet some of these people and sign some stuff and we will do the same thing in the west coast soon. And look forward to meeting all y' all.
Turley
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Podcast Summary: The John Clay Wolfe Show - Episode #509 (June 14, 2025)
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Location: Gas Monkey Ice House, Dallas, Texas
Sponsored by: GiveMeTheVIN.com
The John Clay Wolfe Show kicks off live from the newly opened Gas Monkey Ice House in Dallas, Texas. Host John Clay Wolfe introduces the venue, highlighting its proximity to the famous Nebraska Furniture Mart and emphasizing the event's open, festive atmosphere. The show, a blend of automotive enthusiasm, humor, and candid discussions, sets the stage for an engaging Father's Day weekend episode.
[01:20]
John Clay Wolfe opens with somber news: "Brian Wilson from the Beach Boys is dead." The hosts briefly pay tribute to the iconic musician, reflecting on his impact on rock and roll.
The conversation quickly shifts to car culture, with hosts J.D. Ryan, Bob, and Turley discussing the dangers of car burnouts and drew parallels to the Darwin Awards’ concept of "death by misadventure."
[02:04] J.D. Ryan:
"Would you speak to your mother in that tone? You shouldn't need to shout into the void to get your health insurance questions answered."
The hosts share anecdotes about burnout incidents, emphasizing the risks involved:
[03:00] Turley:
"Death by misadventure. I've been closer to this probably than either of you guys."
As the show continues, John Clay Wolfe promotes the Gas Monkey Ice House as the epicenter for car enthusiasts. He encourages listeners to bring their vehicles for a live showcase:
[10:30]
"Bring your cars, bring your bikes, come down and see us. We're having a big party here today."
A significant part of the episode revolves around the ongoing basketball series between Indiana and Oklahoma City Thunder. The hosts analyze the game, expressing disappointment over Indiana's performance and predicting Oklahoma City's dominance.
[06:46] Richard Rollins:
"I think that Indiana blew it. They had their chance."
[07:21]
John Clay Wolfe questions the future of the Indiana team, leading to a robust discussion on team dynamics and game outcomes.
Shifting gears, the hosts delve into the tense situation between Israel and Iran. They discuss recent military actions, rocket attacks, and the escalating conflict.
[08:21]
Turley explains, "Four total. The next day Iran didn't even have anybody to order."
[09:29]
The conversation highlights the personal toll of geopolitical conflicts, drawing comparisons to everyday nuisances to illustrate the severity.
A recurring segment where listeners call in to sell their cars to John Clay Wolfe. The hosts engage in humorous negotiations, offering listeners monetary offers for their vehicles.
[11:48]
John Clay Wolfe:
"Call in now across the country. Call in. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio."
Listeners discuss various makes and models, with the hosts providing instant valuations and playful banter.
Throughout the episode, hosts share personal anecdotes and interact with listeners, fostering a sense of community.
[12:01] J.D. Ryan:
"Dorian in Pittsburgh. Y old horny blind bastard. What do you want?"
The hosts engage in light-hearted exchanges, sharing stories about past experiences and current ventures.
The hosts debate the greatest rock vocalists of all time, featuring a lively discussion on figures like Robert Plant, Stephen Tyler, Chris Cornell, Freddie Mercury, and others.
[28:06] Turley:
"Freddie Mercury was one of the greatest rock vocalists that ever lived."
[29:17] J.D. Ryan:
"Robert Plant, Stephen Tyler, and Chris Cornell are the epitome of the best."
A significant portion of the show is devoted to humorous interactions, jokes, and playful arguments among the hosts, adding a comedic layer to the discussion.
[38:32] Turley:
"You are the father."
[39:05] J.D. Ryan:
"I have PTSD from CCR."
The lively banter keeps the atmosphere light and entertaining.
The hosts share bizarre and amusing news stories, such as the theft of pool floats for unusual purposes.
[23:06] J.D. Ryan:
"41-year-old Christopher Moaning has several pool float theft related incidents."
These segments add unpredictability and humor to the episode, keeping listeners engaged with offbeat tales.
As the show nears its end, John Clay Wolfe discusses future plans for the Gas Monkey Ice House, including upcoming car shows in Odessa, Texas, and potential expansions.
[100:52]
John Clay Wolfe:
"We are here at the Gas Monkey Ice House and planning to open more locations."
The hosts encourage listeners to attend future events, highlighting the community-driven spirit of the show.
[140:00]
J.D. Ryan:
"Come down and see us. Bring your car down here and I'll buy it."
With Father's Day around the corner, the hosts reflect on fatherhood, share personal stories, and extend Happy Father's Day wishes to listeners.
[107:35] Bob:
"Happy Father's Day, Papa."
[108:09] J.D. Ryan:
"Happy Father's Day to all the daddies out there."
J.D. Ryan [02:04]:
"Would you speak to your mother in that tone? You shouldn't need to shout into the void to get your health insurance questions answered."
Turley [03:00]:
"Death by misadventure. I've been closer to this probably than either of you guys."
Turley [28:06]:
"Freddie Mercury was one of the greatest rock vocalists that ever lived."
J.D. Ryan [29:17]:
"Robert Plant, Stephen Tyler, and Chris Cornell are the epitome of the best."
J.D. Ryan [107:35]:
"Happy Father's Day to all the daddies out there."
Episode #509 of The John Clay Wolfe Show delivers a vibrant mix of automotive discussions, sports commentary, international news, and humorous banter, all set against the backdrop of the Gas Monkey Ice House. Hosts John Clay Wolfe, J.D. Ryan, Bob, and Turley create an engaging and entertaining experience for listeners, blending personal stories with topical debates. The episode not only celebrates Father's Day but also reinforces the show's community-oriented spirit, inviting listeners to participate actively in future events and car shows.
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