#510 John Clay Wolfe Show 06.21.25

Summary

Podcast Summary: The John Clay Wolfe Show #510 – June 21, 2025

Host: John Clay Wolfe
Co-Hosts: J.D. Ryan, Michael Turley, Bobbo, DJ Pre K, Crab, Satan
Sponsored by: GiveMeTheVIN.com

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1. Opening Banter and New Drink Trend (00:00 - 05:00)

The episode kicks off with the hosts engaging in their signature lighthearted banter, setting a relaxed and humorous tone. The conversation swiftly transitions to a new culinary trend teased by Bobbo: infusing jalapeño peppers into Sauvignon Blanc.

Notable Quote:

Bobbo [02:09]: "People are putting jalapeno peppers in their Sauvignon Blanc. They slice them up, get that interior exposed, drop them in there, let them ferment. And they say it tastes delicious. Just delicious."

2. Discussion on US-Iran Relations and Foreign Policy (20:00 - 26:00)

A significant portion of the episode delves into the complexities of the US-Iran nuclear deal. The hosts debate the implications of former President Obama’s agreements and former President Trump’s decision to withdraw from the pact. They express skepticism about the effectiveness and intentions behind these diplomatic moves.

Notable Quotes:

Michael Turley [20:26]: "Obama made a deal with the Iranians not to make any big nukes. Just make little nukes."

Bobbo [21:37]: "It didn't make sense to Trump."

3. Lightning Round: Bidding for Cars (12:31 - 26:38)

The "Lightning Round" segment is a staple of the show, where listeners call in to sell their cars, and the hosts bid on them live. This interactive segment showcases the hosts’ expertise in car valuation and provides listeners with immediate feedback on their vehicle’s worth.

Notable Interaction:

Michael Turley [15:02]: "It's a little 07 CLK 550. I think it's a three grand 35. Four grand rig."

4. Humorous Segments and Callers (30:00 - 50:00)

The show maintains its entertaining edge with humorous anecdotes and playful interactions with callers. A notable moment includes a spoof conversation with a character resembling Joe Exotic from prison, adding a satirical twist to current pop culture narratives.

Notable Quote:

Satan [78:00]: "I'll see you one of these days when I get back there. I've been talking to Satan about it."

5. Jeopardy! Style Quiz (144:05 - 150:57)

In an engaging twist, the hosts introduce a "Jeopardy!"-style quiz game focused on pop culture and famous figures named Bob. This segment not only entertains but also tests the hosts' knowledge, fostering a competitive yet friendly atmosphere.

Notable Interaction:

Bobbo [147:14]: "What is Bob Ross?"

DJ Pre K [147:23]: "What is Bob Ross?"

6. Personal Stories and Anecdotes (60:00 - 90:00)

The hosts share personal stories, including Michael Turley’s experience with his brother and the emotional aftermath of a tragic accident involving a horse. These narratives add depth to the show, allowing listeners to connect with the hosts on a more personal level.

Notable Quote:

Michael Turley [84:02]: "After my brother killed me, I needed therapy."

7. Closing Remarks and Future Plans (90:00 - 101:00)

As the episode nears its end, the hosts discuss future plans, including expanding into television and enhancing the show's online presence. They emphasize their commitment to delivering quality content and engaging with their growing audience through various platforms.

Notable Quote:

Michael Turley [113:07]: "We have an idea to do new stuff, and that's been consuming a lot of time lately."

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Key Takeaways:

• Innovative Trends: The infusion of jalapeño peppers into Sauvignon Blanc highlights the show’s focus on current and unique trends.

• Political Commentary: The discussion on the US-Iran nuclear deal reflects the hosts’ engagement with significant geopolitical issues.

• Interactive Engagement: The "Lightning Round" fosters direct interaction with listeners, making the audience feel involved and valued.

• Humor and Satire: Humorous segments and playful interactions keep the content lively and entertaining.

• Personal Connection: Sharing personal stories enhances listener connection with the hosts, adding authenticity to the show.

• Growth and Expansion: Plans to expand into television signal the show's ambition to reach a wider audience.

Final Thoughts:

Episode #510 of The John Clay Wolfe Show offers a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and insightful discussions on current events. Whether you're a long-time listener or new to the show, this episode provides an engaging overview of the hosts' dynamic interactions and varied interests, from cars and drink trends to international politics and personal stories.

For more episodes and to catch up on previous shows, visit The John Clay Wolfe Show on PodBean or search for "The John Clay Wolfe Show+".

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

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[J.D. Ryan]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show, America's largest weekend morning show. 800, 800 radio. And check out the [e-mail] or john.

[Michael Turley]

Claywolf.Com.

[Bobbo]

If it's Saturday morning. Must be time for the John Clay World Show. Nice to see you to your Uncle Bobbo here in the big chair. There's J.D. ryan right there.

[DJ Pre K]

Hey, Bobbo, how you doing?

[Bobbo]

Good, good, good. Michael Turley is steadier than any of us, I think, this morning.

[Crab]

Yo, what's up?

[Bobbo]

We were out playing honky tonks late last night.

[DJ Pre K]

You were, man, you did great.

[Bobbo]

DJ precise back there. We even got kids piccolo in the camera stand. We're all alive and well dating, Ryan.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, baby.

[Bobbo]

This summer's first new foodie trend.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Is a drinky trend.

[DJ Pre K]

Let's go. A new drink is out.

[Bobbo]

I mean, because you're the hippest person I know. I want to know if you heard of this.

[Satan]

Oh, Lord.

[Bobbo]

People are putting jalapeno peppers in their Sauvignon Blanc.

[DJ Pre K]

Sauvignon Blanc. They're putting jalapeno peppers in the sauvignon Blanc.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Why?

[Bobbo]

They slice them up, get them. Get that interior exposed. Drop them in there.

[DJ Pre K]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

Let them ferment. And they say it tastes delicious. Just delicious.

[DJ Pre K]

Give your Sauvignon Blanc a little kick.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. I was gonna call Turley yesterday and see if he would bring some in and we could try it on the show. But I thought you don't drink.

[DJ Pre K]

I don't drink.

[Bobbo]

John, you know, loves to say, no, no, not me.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, doesn't drink during the show.

[Bobbo]

Pre K. Doesn't drink. He doesn't drink nearly enough.

[DJ Pre K]

He doesn't drink at all.

[Bobbo]

Take it from me. And it would only be me and Turley, and we would drink a whole bottle. We'd drink a liter of Sauvignon Blanc. And what are we doing, like, during the 10 o' clock hour that'd be so much fun later, right?

[Crab]

Nothing. We'd be sleeping.

[Bobbo]

We used to get pretty weird on this show. Anyway, I digress. The fellow who made this TikTok video says that it's so good, it's potentially dangerous. It's cut number 13. It's too good, and you'll end up drinking two bottles.

[Michael Turley]

I started out on my back porch.

[Bobbo]

As I always do, and I drank a bottle in about an hour and then ran to my couch and put more of those little jalapenos in my wine and got absolutely crazy. And Tina turnt.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. It made me want to go to.

[Bobbo]

A club and twerk. Okay, I don't need to be in no clubs twerking, but that's what's gonna.

[Michael Turley]

Happen to you if you drink the Sauvignon Blanche with those peppers in them. Wow, Twerking.

[Bobbo]

Those peppers.

[DJ Pre K]

Those peppers make me twerk.

[Crab]

That sounds like BJ Ryan right there.

[DJ Pre K]

Right? A little bit.

[Bobbo]

We got. We gotta try that.

[Crab]

I don't want to get Tina turned, though.

[Michael Turley]

Is DJ Ryan your gay brother?

[Crab]

BJ Ryan.

[DJ Pre K]

BJ Ryan.

[Michael Turley]

Bj Ryan. You're DJ Ryan.

[DJ Pre K]

JD.

[Michael Turley]

But BJ calls you.

[DJ Pre K]

How have I known you BJ? 15, 20 years.

[Michael Turley]

Calls you DJ because you used to be a dj.

[DJ Pre K]

I was a dj.

[Michael Turley]

Now, bj, how long have y' all been brothers?

[Bobbo]

Yes, John, for my entire life. I'm a bit younger. I'm 46 and a half. I'll be 47 in October. Halloween. John, do you like Sauvignon Blanc with jalapenos?

[Michael Turley]

That's a good line.

[Bobbo]

Cause I don't care if Tina turns. I will twerk it. I'll twerk it. JD's embarrassed for me.

[DJ Pre K]

I have people coming up to me in public now doing that.

[Michael Turley]

How did you turn, by the way? Yes, how did you turn gay? And he was straight gay.

[Bobbo]

Screw. I'm not gay.

[Michael Turley]

What are you? What are you then?

[Bobbo]

Well, I'm an assembler at a Testes Rocket Plant. Remember the Estes rocket? They still make them. They fly.

[Michael Turley]

Estes.

[DJ Pre K]

Estes. Estes rockets.

[Michael Turley]

Testes rockets.

[Bobbo]

We call it the Testes rocket for short because it makes a fireball.

[Michael Turley]

Jesus.

[Bobbo]

People actually come up to you in public and do.

[DJ Pre K]

This is going to be like the Grand Dragon thing on that other show. People will start coming up to me in public. DJ Riot or Hey, say hi to your brother. Oh, shut up.

[Michael Turley]

So I made you breakfast this morning.

[DJ Pre K]

Thank you, by the way. That meant.

[Michael Turley]

And I. When I came to your door.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

To put it on your countertop in your casita.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, sir.

[Michael Turley]

Like the good little I am.

[DJ Pre K]

That was very kind.

[Michael Turley]

You were all locked up. Yeah, like. And. And I thought you might be dead.

[DJ Pre K]

You think I died and then locked the door.

[Michael Turley]

I was like, that damn. BJ Ryan better not have died here in the middle of the woods.

[DJ Pre K]

It's ruining my house.

[Michael Turley]

Right? He's ruining the whole thing.

[DJ Pre K]

Ruining the property value by dying.

[Michael Turley]

Bj, Please come get your bacon. Was it too cold by the time you got to it?

[DJ Pre K]

I'm sure it was fine, though. Thank you very much. No, it was very good. I appreciate that. Did you hear? Thoughtful.

[Michael Turley]

I did. You did eat it?

[DJ Pre K]

I did eat it.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, I really.

[Bobbo]

Bacon man.

[DJ Pre K]

Very thoughtful.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he's a. He's a. He's a keto guy.

[Michael Turley]

Do you eat. Do you drink coffee?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, sure. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Because look, I got your coffee, too, but I'm sure it was cold.

[DJ Pre K]

Very, very.

[Michael Turley]

What time did you get up?

[DJ Pre K]

6:30.

[Michael Turley]

Wow. Well, you.

[Crab]

The service here. The full service.

[DJ Pre K]

I know, right? I couldn't.

[Michael Turley]

I didn't realize he was so damn important until last week.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, what happened last week?

[Michael Turley]

Grown men were crying. Grown men were crying.

[DJ Pre K]

Just had a guy come by with a Batmobile. That's all from my past.

[Michael Turley]

No, there's plenty. We were at. We were. We did a live in person in Dallas. It was really good to see all you guys. And BJ Has a troop of a tribe of followers that hadn't seen D. That haven't seen him in a while. J.D.

[Bobbo]

That'S J.D.

[Michael Turley]

And. And. And they came by to see him in person.

[DJ Pre K]

It was nice. Very nice.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, it was. It was very. I mean, he just stole the show.

[DJ Pre K]

No, not at all.

[Bobbo]

It seemed like maybe a couple hundred people or like a lot of people, and 70 of them were there to see J.D.

[DJ Pre K]

No, that's just not true. But that's very nice, y' all.

[Crab]

Somebody brought a car to you, J.D.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah. That was very thoughtful. The Batmobile. The original Batmobile.

[Michael Turley]

Well, not the original Bat.

[DJ Pre K]

No, no.

[Michael Turley]

Was it in the.

[DJ Pre K]

From the show. From our radio show? Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Dead Russ's show.

[DJ Pre K]

Dead Russ Martin show, who I was on for years in Dallas. He had two Batmobiles and that's the number one car.

[Michael Turley]

Ned, do you think that DJ Ryan is really bj. BJ Ryan is really Russ Martin reincarnated?

[DJ Pre K]

I believe that very well may be the case. That very well may be the case, Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, a single, trim, loud mouth, curly haired male that drives around in a Batmobile, he might not be the straightest son bitch in the room.

[Crab]

And his song was playing when he pulled up.

[DJ Pre K]

Got his hair like Freddie Merc Mercury the last probably seven or eight years of his life.

[Michael Turley]

He did.

[DJ Pre K]

I'm not lying. There's pictures.

[Michael Turley]

Did he do his teeth?

[DJ Pre K]

He did not, no. You know, bro, no. The truth is I love Russ and Russell's just a very sad guy toward the end. Sure enough of that.

[Michael Turley]

People that get their teeth done, sometimes it works out because minor, you know, years of dipping and coughing and all that, they're. They're not the prettiest set of in. In the room. But then I see the guys that look like they've got Chiclets in their face.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

White Chiclets.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

That is when.

[DJ Pre K]

Iridescent.

[Michael Turley]

Iridescent, yeah, Chiclets.

[DJ Pre K]

Chiclets.

[Michael Turley]

You know what? Chicken.

[DJ Pre K]

Really bright white teeth that look unusually strange.

[Michael Turley]

Chiclets.

[Bobbo]

I mean, I'd trade that for this anytime, man.

[Michael Turley]

Everybody's teeth are fine. Have you ever seen like the Jim Carrey? Ace Ventura, is it?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, right. The mask.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, the Mask.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. He's got quite a dynamic smile. Anyway, old Jim Carrey.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[Bobbo]

You know, or used to.

[Michael Turley]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800. 800. Grown men crying.

[DJ Pre K]

Grown men crying.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[DJ Pre K]

That was very nice. It was very good to see everybody.

[Michael Turley]

Why was he crying?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, that, that one gentleman, he's been around for 30 years and we were just talking about Russ and he's very emotional as Lucky.

[Bobbo]

Your friend Lucky.

[DJ Pre K]

Lucky.

[Bobbo]

Very nice, very nice.

[DJ Pre K]

You met Lucky?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he was very. He was very earnest. He hadn't seen J.D. it seemed like in a long, long time.

[DJ Pre K]

You write he was a cop, okay. In the city that Russ lived in. And so he was security for us. He was backstage for us. He was everything.

[Crab]

Some, yeah, some folks, I mean, you know, there's some that in the chat room and stuff like that. They, they think we're family.

[Michael Turley]

Seriously? Absolutely.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Crab]

And so they were listening to JD for years and Years and years. So was seeing a new family.

[Michael Turley]

I guess I feel the same way. I mean, like when you go to somebody's door and they don't answer and you think, oh, my God, what if they're dead? You brought me bacon. I couldn't believe. It's kind of a family. Feel like, oh, my God, they know us.

[Bobbo]

You know, I get that. Sometimes I go to the strip club up in my old hometown.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And it's all the same dancers. And it's been like 25 years. They're all there. Bubbles here, bubble. Bubbles, here, bubble. Give me a kiss, honey.

[DJ Pre K]

That's how she sounds.

[Bobbo]

Give me. No, right here on the lips. I mean, kissing.

[Michael Turley]

Baba, no teeth. Did you notice my shirt?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Very nice. Oh, I can't believe you're wearing that.

[Crab]

I don't know if I like yours or JD's.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, you better see my shirt.

[Crab]

Look at JD's shirt.

[DJ Pre K]

There we go.

[Michael Turley]

Mine is Blazing Saddles. Where are the white women at?

[Crab]

And he's just got a big old on his shirt.

[DJ Pre K]

You could set Rooster. You could have said Rooster.

[Crab]

I mean, in swimsuit.

[DJ Pre K]

In a swimsuit. It's my. It's my first day of summer.

[Michael Turley]

Ray in Rockport. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hello there. Hi. How are you doing this morning?

[Michael Turley]

Good. What you got?

[Caller]

Well, I've got a 55 GM.

[Michael Turley]

That's not what you told Pre K.

[Caller]

It's busted up.

[Michael Turley]

Ray.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

You. You wrote the call screener. You said he's interested in working for the rattlesnake rally. SS55. Recap. Knees and Recon Heart, manager of the Buffalo Chip and Search. You were a manager of the Buffalo Chip in Sturgis. Oh, wow.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

How many years?

[Caller]

Through the middle. Five years.

[Michael Turley]

Why they let you go?

[Caller]

Why'd they let go? Well, if you know Woody. No, he's a great guy, but.

[Michael Turley]

A.

[Caller]

Lot of people come to a Partying in the Ways and Woody the owner.

[Michael Turley]

Let's do this. Let me ask. Let me ask it like this. If I called Woody and said, why'd you let Ray go? What would he say?

[Caller]

He would. He would say we come to a.

[Michael Turley]

Parting of the ways because y' all signed an agreement. All right, thank you, Ray. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Claywolf. Coming up next to the Lightning Round. Lightning Round. Lightning Round, which is when I bid the cars on the air for you guys. And it's actually when I'd get the. The recordings for our Instagram reels which have gotten popular over the past year when I bid the car. So calling with good stuff. I don't need a bunch of junk. Give me good stuff.

[Crab]

If you do have junk, your feelings will get hurt. But don't be mad at John.

[Michael Turley]

You're.

[Crab]

You're asking for it.

[Michael Turley]

You're the one that bought that, that called in on a national rodeo program with junk. Your. Your feelings shouldn't get hurt. You know, we've got this. We've got a junk buyer that we work with. Like. Like, there's another company that we're banking, for lack of a better term, that is a junk buyer. And they'll hurt your feelings. Yeah, I don't want my name anywhere on it. I guess $50. But. But. But it's one of those junk sites, like, pedal kind of thing, right? So I guess they're expecting, you know, 5100, 125, 500. I mean, and they. They buy some cars. I'm like, oh, my God. I can't believe that that worked. Anyway, if I'm hurting your feelings, I got some people you need to go meet. They'll make your feelings and feel a hell of a lot worse and make you like me more. I'll be right back. My name is John clearwolf calling now. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We'll be right back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevent.com. hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf.

[Michael Turley]

Dan. In Pennsylvania. Are you Pittsburgh? Are you Poconos? Philly? Where are you?

[Caller]

I am drunk in a tower.

[Michael Turley]

Drunk in a tower. Well, I hope you're not with a gun, because that didn't work out very well in Austin a few decades back. Yeah. Well.

[Caller]

How you doing, bud?

[Michael Turley]

Good. What you got?

[Caller]

I don't know. Just put me through. My guest.

[Michael Turley]

Did you just. I mean, like, when you picked up the phone and dialed the number 800-800-7234, to call into the show, what was on your mind? What was your mission?

[Caller]

That, like, had me cracking, like, cracking up.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Caller]

And then I actually thought about Bobbo and Brandy.

[Michael Turley]

When he impersonates the girl. Okay. Zach in Texas. Good morning. You're on there.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning. I have a Mercedes Benz.

[Michael Turley]

You sound more sober than Zach. You sound a little more sober than Zach in Pennsylvania.

[Caller]

Oh, is.

[Michael Turley]

I just heard your beer open, though.

[Caller]

There's a 903 number.

[Michael Turley]

Anyway, what you got? What Kind of bins.

[Caller]

It's a CLK 550.

[Michael Turley]

What year?

[Caller]

2004. But produced or sold in 07, all that matters, huh?

[Michael Turley]

Okay, what year model is the VIN number? 04.

[Caller]

It's a 07.

[Michael Turley]

Then how was it sold? How was it made in 04?

[Caller]

That's just what I heard.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, we got a 07 Mercedes. Oh, full moon this morning. Mercedes. And it's a cl what?

[Caller]

Clk 550.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, 550. What color?

[Caller]

It's black.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. And is it a convertible or a hard top?

[Caller]

It's a hard top with white leather inside.

[Michael Turley]

How many miles?

[Caller]

Got 116,000.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, it's a little 07 CLK 550.

[Caller]

Fader's been replaced. Front cover, oil pan, valve covers.

[Michael Turley]

Average. Rougher clean before we get into the idle Brock intakes.

[Caller]

It's pretty clean.

[Michael Turley]

I think it's a three grand 35. Four grand rig.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

All right, go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Thank you. Hey, who's this? Where are you calling from? What do you want?

[Caller]

Sean Penimore.

[Michael Turley]

I'm from Dallas, Texas. All right, I got a 2005 Toyota Corolla. One time owner.

[Caller]

Everything's original on it. I'm trying to see what they might give for it.

[Michael Turley]

How many miles you're on the air? It's probably got.

[Caller]

52. 50. 4,000.

[Michael Turley]

50,000. We just round it 55 something. Doesn't matter. Is it a LE or do you know or CE? Automatic? Automatic or still automatic. Average. Average. Rougher. Clean? Yeah, I'd say clean. All right, just four grand. Buy it. Clean this four grand buy. It's 05, right? It's oh five. 20 year old four door is.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[Michael Turley]

Does four. Does four grand buy everything?

[Caller]

Can you go 45?

[Michael Turley]

I could go 37.50.

[Caller]

You're going the wrong way.

[Michael Turley]

I think four is plenty. I think I'm hitting it right at four. Is that 4,000? Yeah.

[Caller]

Okay, let's talk.

[Michael Turley]

Let's sell. Tell me I own it and I'll get you a check. Do I own it? What's that? Tell me I own it and I'll get you a check. You own it. Sell it. Thank you. Go to give me the VIN. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. The buyers and managers are listening to the show. So they know what we just did. They'll get you handled. 800-800-7234. We will be right back after this musical interlude.

[J.D. Ryan]

Broadcasting coast to coast, this is the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit up the website for podcasts, merch, and how to contact the crew. Oh, and while you're giving them the finger, give him the vin. The John Clay Wolf Show.

[Michael Turley]

The weather's warm and guys want to get frisky with the wardrobe. Guys who wear flip flops in public.

[Bobbo]

In front of people, they always have a rationale.

[Michael Turley]

I want to be comfortable. What about us? Summertime comes, guys are like, I'm gonna.

[Bobbo]

Break out the white pants.

[Michael Turley]

Pow. Really? There's only two times when you should wear white pants.

[Bobbo]

One, if you're in the navy.

[Michael Turley]

And two, never would be the other time.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're back to the John Clay Wolf show taking over your radio every Saturday morning. Hit em up. 800, 800 radio [e-mail] you're listening to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Michael Turley]

I'm Mike and Little Rock. Are you a chicken farmer?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

You are a chicken farmer?

[Caller]

Yeah, I've always been a chicken farmer and a rooster farmer.

[Michael Turley]

Rooster farmer. He's a farmer. What's on your mind this morning? Sounds like you're.

[Caller]

What in the hell was that?

[DJ Pre K]

I thought the same thing.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, if you want to listen to some drunk callers, tune it into this station. Good morning, Mike in Arkansas. What's on your mind?

[Caller]

Well, can I sell you my truck.

[Michael Turley]

Or try to just. Just what? What have you got.

[Caller]

In a 2011 GMC single cab, 89,000 miles, gray rear view mirrors work great.

[Michael Turley]

Does 12 grand buy it?

[Satan]

Hell, it might.

[Michael Turley]

Well go to givemetheven.com load it up and we'll buy it. And you too. 8008-0072-3480-0800. We've got the drunks this morning. Ron in Pennsylvania. You drunk or sober?

[Caller]

No, I'm sober.

[Michael Turley]

Call back when you're drunk. We're just taking calls from drunks this morning. That's it. That's it. This hour is drunk hour. It's the first hour of the morning, second hour on the east coast, and we've got enough drunks calling in that we're just gonna stick with it. We're ride it out. The theme is set for this morning's presentation. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So Obama made a deal with the Iranians not to make any big nukes. Just make little nukes.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, we make the little ones.

[Michael Turley]

And then we'll give you a billion and a half if you just stick to little ones.

[Bobbo]

If you make none at all. No was the agreement.

[Michael Turley]

I thought it was little ones.

[Bobbo]

No, no. No. Nuclear arsenal.

[DJ Pre K]

They were going to develop. Yes. Uranium.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

For peaceful purposes. If we gave you the 1.5 billion.

[Bobbo]

Look at me close and notice, of course, for nuclear energy use. Doesn't mean Iran was going to stick to it. But that's not a deal that Obama made for.

[Michael Turley]

Well, if you go back to my comment, I said a little nukes, not big news. I didn't say warheads. I said nukes. And so the answer I was correct. And then Trump comes in, says, screw all that you make. No nukes. We're just leaving this agreement. I don't understand how you leave an agreement with the agreement with multiple countries.

[DJ Pre K]

It was with Iran and they were going to make, for energy purposes, use nuclear, I believe. So we sold him some uranium, didn't we?

[Michael Turley]

Why did we leave the agreement?

[DJ Pre K]

Because Trump's in office.

[Michael Turley]

But let me understand. So they're making. I mean, were we having to fund it? Is that why he quit doing it? Was he like, I'm not paying for this. I know. We said, I'm not going to pay you. Do you have give me back my bullets from Leonard Skinner, Dr. Turley.

[DJ Pre K]

I know we gave him 1.5 billion at 1 point.

[Bobbo]

Literally cash of their own money that we sanctioned.

[DJ Pre K]

Was it their own money?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

That's not what we were.

[Bobbo]

We didn't give them one point billion of our money. We're busy spending that on beer and football.

[DJ Pre K]

Why would we give them one of their own money? I don't get it.

[Bobbo]

Well, that's part of the deal. Here's. We'll give you some of this sanction money back for being such a bad boy.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Money that of theirs that we froze.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

When they were such badasses post hostage, post 1970s.

[DJ Pre K]

That's what kills me. This has been going on since, I want to know, the beginning of time.

[Bobbo]

It's kind of the dumbest thing ever. It's kind of the dumbest thing ever. Obama wanted to make a deal with Iran.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

So that they wouldn't take their plutonium and make bombs out of.

[DJ Pre K]

Makes sense.

[Michael Turley]

Gigawatts.

[Bobbo]

Not at all.

[Michael Turley]

Not at all.

[Bobbo]

It didn't make sense to me. It didn't.

[Michael Turley]

Make.

[Bobbo]

Doesn't. Didn't make sense to Trump.

[DJ Pre K]

Right.

[Bobbo]

President has a lot of power. So he turned that deal off. Okay. Now he wants it on again just in time for Israel to bomb the dog out of Iran.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And it's all, you know, what's he want back? What does he want back?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. He wants his bullets back.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. Like Lynyrd Skynyrd, but I don't know. He doesn't want bullets back. He doesn't want anything back. He wants Iran not to have nuclear weapons.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Right. It's like giving me a bottle of whiskey. What am I gonna do with that?

[Michael Turley]

The wrong thing every time.

[Bobbo]

Every time.

[Michael Turley]

Not sometimes. Every time.

[Bobbo]

You know.

[DJ Pre K]

Do you want to hear some of the audio we have?

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[DJ Pre K]

While Senator Lindsey Graham and Ted Cruz seem to be fully on board with this basically Donald Trump stance on whether to assist Israel's attack on Iran stirred up a lot of folks. This is cut. Number one.

[Michael Turley]

How many people live in Iran, by the way? I don't know the population at all? No, I don't know the population.

[Bobbo]

You don't know the population of the country? You see Tucker Carlson maybe move this.

[Michael Turley]

To what they moved into and let's have an adult conversation.

[Bobbo]

To regime change or regime destruction.

[DJ Pre K]

The nuclear weapon is a threat not only Israel, but to us. And four presidents have promised to make sure that Iran never had a nuclear weapon. I think it will be Donald Trump who delivers on that promise.

[Michael Turley]

What's the ethnic mix of Iran? They are Persians and predominantly Shia. Okay, you don't know anything about Iran, so.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

I am not the Tucker Carlson expert on Iran. You're a senator. Who's calling. You're the one who claims, no, you don't know anything about the country. Who are you? Last time I did a deal with an Iranian, I ended up with a broken collarbone. Here we go.

[Bobbo]

Is that right?

[DJ Pre K]

I'm not sure that relates, but okay. Meanwhile, the president sounds more. The president sounds more convinced that the threat of Iran developing nuclear weapons is a liability.

[Michael Turley]

I think we'll all agree that the.

[DJ Pre K]

Crazy people shouldn't have the big guns. Okay, this is cut 1.2.

[Caller]

Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon. It's very simple. We don't have to go too deep into it. They just can't have a nuclear weapon.

[J.D. Ryan]

What was the thinking on the call.

[Michael Turley]

For Tehran to evacuate? Is there a threat or is there incoming?

[Bobbo]

What was the thinking on the floor?

[Caller]

I want people to be safe.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's reports that you want to send.

[Caller]

The vice president and Steve Wyckoff to.

[Michael Turley]

Meet with the Iranians and have discussions.

[Caller]

Is that something you're considering?

[DJ Pre K]

Not sure yet.

[Bobbo]

I may.

[Caller]

Depends on what happens when I get back.

[Michael Turley]

What specifically is better than a ceasefire? What are you looking for here? An end.

[Caller]

A real end. Not a ceasefire.

[Michael Turley]

An end.

[Caller]

So something that will be permanent or giving up entirely.

[Michael Turley]

That's okay, too.

[DJ Pre K]

Do we Think this is going to war, Bob, or.

[Bobbo]

Well, he's, he's, I'd say informally calling for a surrender there. Now, Iran is almost out of missiles. What they have are basically sidewinders, right? They don't. If they had materials to make a nuclear weapon, they almost certainly don't have the technology to deliver it anywhere as far as like 200 miles.

[Michael Turley]

Probably why I got a broke collarbone, not like a broke leg or a right arm.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

They didn't have the punch to really finish me off.

[Caller]

Right.

[Bobbo]

You should have gone to a real veterinarian.

[Michael Turley]

We'll be back in just a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars. The radio for bear. Because best car buyer. Give me the vin.com.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yo, we're back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by give me the VIN.com. hit him up 800-800-radio-1, 800-800-radio. Check out the [e-mail] or John Claywolf.com.

[Michael Turley]

Afghan in Fairfax, Virginia, wants to know why we have entered so many foreign wars while we are using our tax dollars to fund Israel's aggressive bombing and genocide. Afghan, are you there?

[Caller]

It's Afghan. Yes, I'm here. Hi.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, hi. I don't know the answer to that. I don't know the answer to that. I'm. I'm just kind of like, try to be funny. I don't know. I'm kind of dumb.

[Caller]

Me. And most American taxpayers are just really frustrated because we've sent now billions and billions of dollars to Israel for them to bomb every single country around them without being incited. They're doing it preemptively. They've preemptively bombed Iran. We know this. They've been saying for years now there's nuclear weapons. And Yahoo has been saying for years now there's been nuclear weapons. There's been no evidence of it. The initial report from Tulsi Gabbard, who is the Iran expert, said there was no weapons. And now she's backtracking prob. Because her job is in danger because Trump threatened her or whatever the situation is. But at the same time, we know.

[Michael Turley]

That I lost her.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, man.

[Bobbo]

It's not that Israel hasn't been inside it, okay? We all remember October 7th when they took dirt bikes and hang gliders and landed and took hostages. They still have some hostage, right? And Iran. And Iran has been saying for 40 years, we need to just blow Israel up until all Jews are extinct forever. So there is incitement there. Israel's got a ride and Tulsi Gabbard. Pardon me the difference.

[Michael Turley]

I got drunk with Tulsi Gabbard.

[Bobbo]

Tulsi Gabbard is not the expert.

[Michael Turley]

Joe T. Garcia's of Iranians. Her. Pat Green.

[Bobbo]

She's the expert on the scared lady partially white hair theory. Right. And she is beautimous and I love her for that.

[Michael Turley]

At the time we were having dinner, really thought she was going to be the vp.

[Bobbo]

She was on the board.

[Michael Turley]

She was more than on the board. He was saying that she was going.

[Bobbo]

To be the VP would have saved us a lot of trouble because VP does nothing right.

[Michael Turley]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Batman in Pensacola. What's up?

[Caller]

You my brother. How we be doing? What? You know, good in today.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I'm tired of listening to all this political stuff I tune into.

[Caller]

Me too.

[Michael Turley]

I do this show to get rid of that. We've covered it. Afghan had a lot of therapy. Strong statements. That's Afnan therapy.

[Caller]

You know what else?

[Michael Turley]

I read it pre K. You put it in what an Afghan is. Afnan what? Batman.

[Caller]

Y' all got a little buzz yourself.

[Michael Turley]

Batman, are you drinking?

[Caller]

No, I just have been and still coming down. I'm like fair to partly cloudy with a 30 chance of migraine.

[Michael Turley]

There you go. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Will you have a 89? Bronco calls it OJ76,000 original barn find. Needs brakes and fuel pump. Wants to see what it's worth 84 before he puts money in it.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[Michael Turley]

What'd you pay for it?

[Caller]

I bought that in a lot of cars. I bought three cars in one shot.

[Michael Turley]

What'd you number? That one at the way it sits. Yeah. I mean, when you bought it, you had a piece of paper, you had car number one, car number two, car number three. And you put values next to each car. What did you put on that one?

[Caller]

The way it sits, five grand.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. How's the paint?

[Caller]

Paint, paint. But a good buff will come out pretty good. It's all original. Interior is probably an 8 out of a 9. No crash on the dash. The back seat looks like it's never been sat on. Has a rust on the back tailgate. Like they all do.

[Michael Turley]

Like they all do. Now, note what the man just said. Everybody stop and look at that comment. Like they all do. So we as a buyer are supposed to just look right past that. Because when I go to sell it, I could say, hey, the tailgate's all rusted out, but it's not your problem. They're all like that. If you don't believe me, call the guy in Burleson.

[Caller]

I would fix it. I would fix it.

[Michael Turley]

Of course you got to fix it.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's a little. It's not bad.

[Michael Turley]

Will you take six grand for it?

[Caller]

I would.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, then I'll probably buy it. So take pictures. Boom, boom, boom. Go to GMTV cc. And that's going to go straight to this guy named Hot Rod Kyle and he lives near you. And y' all can make a deal and he can go see it and touch it and then figure out what we have to spend to recondition it. And he'll have to make a decision if he wants to leave the rust on the tailgate like they all are. But my guess is he's gonna fix it. Thank you.

[Caller]

The only reason I said that, because if you know about broncos, you know they all rust in the back in that little corner. I really do in the middle.

[Michael Turley]

So that's kind of. No, no, I disagree with that. That. That's a.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Well, I mean that I could say that about a lot of cars. So. So what were the other two cars that you bought?

[Caller]

I bought an old five Expedition.

[Michael Turley]

Don't want that.

[Caller]

And I bought it. I sold that already. That's gone.

[Michael Turley]

Good.

[Caller]

And I bought an old Hispanic Dakota four door with 81,000 miles and that's gone. I sold that.

[Michael Turley]

So the one that doesn't run is the one that I'm blessed with. That's got a little bit of rest.

[Caller]

I wanted to keep. I wanted to keep oj. You know, I wanted to keep her just to drive it around.

[Michael Turley]

But OJ's dead.

[Caller]

I'll let it go for six grand.

[Michael Turley]

All right, I might buy it. Go to give me. I'll probably buy. If it's what you said, go to givemetheven.com or gmtvcc and load it up. All right, enough of that. I don't want to talk about cars anymore. Florida news.

[Bobbo]

And now from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D.

[Michael Turley]

Ryan.

[DJ Pre K]

Florida woman, what a shock. Arrested after driving. Get this, her car down a bike path. She's in her vehicle. She's on a bike path. Why? Because she saw a little teenager driving his E bike and she thought you're driving a little too fast, a little too reckless. 65 year old Julia Kaloff says she chased him because she wanted to tell his parents how fast he was driving that E bike. Here's the young man, by the way, and his mom talking about the big chase, cutting a rate.

[Caller]

There's this lady trying to hit me.

[Michael Turley]

I look back at the headlights. I'm like, that's not supposed to be there.

[Caller]

I swerved over and onto the road and I waved someone down.

[Michael Turley]

But they later kept driving.

[Bobbo]

And another witness had stayed and he helped me out. I'm furious as a mother and as an adult, there's no way that that's okay.

[Michael Turley]

So I'm glad that they stepped up and they handled the situation. I'm trying to get over the fear.

[Crab]

Of her out there.

[Satan]

Aw.

[DJ Pre K]

So feared. I'm feared now.

[Crab]

I'm on my e bike.

[DJ Pre K]

The old lady, by the way, was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and intent to kill and reckless driving.

[Michael Turley]

So she tried to hit him with her.

[DJ Pre K]

She tried to run him down to tell his parents how fast and irresponsible he was on his e bike.

[Michael Turley]

Get off my lawn, lady.

[DJ Pre K]

Exactly. Officers were called.

[Michael Turley]

I've noticed myself in town and it happened three times last night. You know, we got this little town, Walnut Springs.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And people are ripping through there pretty good, pretty quick. And I'm. Hey, you know, I'm staying out in the road, like, giving him the wave. Slower down, slower down.

[DJ Pre K]

My dad used to do that. Oh, my God.

[Crab]

Pretty soon, John's gonna have that little sign that says slow down kids. And kids are playing blame it on the kids.

[Bobbo]

Well, there's a sign that says, you.

[Michael Turley]

Know, I need somebody getting smushed out there.

[Bobbo]

There's one says 40 and there's one says 30. Like they have speed limit signs, but they. I mean, they haul ass through there.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

In the middle of town.

[Michael Turley]

We at least did a blinking light.

[DJ Pre K]

Something slow people down a little bit.

[Michael Turley]

Man, last night, town was deader than I have ever. I hadn't seen town that dead since before I started doing this just on that.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, beginning of summer, people are going on vacation. It's light until 9 o' clock. It was literally the longest day of the year. Oh, yeah. It was light until almost.

[Michael Turley]

It was. It was early. It was light early this morning, too. Yep. I got up and I don't know if you heard me. I went riding this morning.

[DJ Pre K]

I heard you go.

[Bobbo]

I heard you. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

That was fun.

[DJ Pre K]

Did you have fun?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. I mean, that is a hell of a trail. I mean, it's 10 miles. I mean, you feel like you are on an excursion. Have you ever done it on a four wheeler, Bob? I mean, that trail is like. Are You. I mean, I haven't done it.

[Bobbo]

I really should.

[Michael Turley]

It's really fun.

[Bobbo]

If I started here, where I know.

[Michael Turley]

It goes, I was on it when I was thinking, what I know Iranian and I broke my collar, would I.

[Bobbo]

Know I'm on it all the way around.

[Michael Turley]

Still his fault.

[Bobbo]

You built the trail.

[DJ Pre K]

Is it an Iranian's fault that you broke your collarbone?

[Michael Turley]

Because this guy from the south that was one of our big buyers and he's in California and he's one of our big buyers, and they just kept fighting. So I'm sitting here one afternoon and I'm listening to them both bitch at me, saying, if he doesn't quit, I'm gonna leave, and if he doesn't quit, I'm gonna leave and I can't deal with him. And so as a redneck versus an Iranian, and I'm in the middle. And so I decided to go get on my motorcycle and think about it and figure out what to do. Because when somebody says, if somebody's gonna do something, then I'm gonna quit. And then what happened in the middle is I'm the one that got hurt. If I hadn't had that on my mind. So. So I've really. When I'm gonna go ride bikes, I don't need to like, have a bunch of pressure of when I got hurt so bad. It was when I was going through my divorce.

[DJ Pre K]

You weren't paying attention.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, something.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

So I have a war injury from.

[DJ Pre K]

From the Iranian.

[Michael Turley]

From the Iranian.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, it's a good reason to bomb them.

[Michael Turley]

And I call. Well, I did. I let him go. Oh, you let him go? I let him go.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, did you?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, but. And I just. I've got two people that are putting me on the spot. I've wound up breaking my collarbone over the deal. The other guy at the time was more important to me, and then the other guy caused me more problems than anything later. So I probably should have just let him go. I probably should have just smoked them both.

[DJ Pre K]

Both.

[Michael Turley]

Remember, I'm the guy that'll never fire anybody.

[DJ Pre K]

I know.

[Michael Turley]

But lately it's changed. We'll be back in a minute. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio show.

[Bobbo]

The John Clay Wolf show is heard every week on great stations like Nashville's classic rock, WNRQ 105.9, the Rock and Paris Texas owned KZHN News Radio 1250. Catch the nation's fastest growing podcast and live video [e-mail] and we'll be back with More of the John Clay Wolf show right after this. Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. On behalf of American Airlines, welcome to our flight. I know you're unhappy that we raised baggage fees, so I thought I'd remind you that there are better reasons to hate us. Like the fact that our snacks have gone from seven pretzels in a bag, it's now four pretzels in a bag. The lavatory is already out of paper towels and we haven't even left the gate. And all of our in flight movies only include titles that star Rob Schneider. Of course, the only things our flight attendants hate more than their job is responding to your call button. But we are still better than Spirit for now. So flight attendants, prepare for departure. Passengers, prepare to bite me. And live from the United States, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show, starring. Featuring John Clay Wolf. With J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ Pre K. Keith Richards, Randy the Chipmunk and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[Michael Turley]

Wow. Wow, wow, wow. Hey, Pre K.

[Crab]

Yes, sir.

[Michael Turley]

When people call in and they're like new listeners, like guy in Memphis a minute ago and he was. What do you say? He was excited to hear us. He'd never heard us before and he couldn't believe what he was hearing and he wanted to know more about us or something. Yeah, yeah, just tell him to go to stream.

[Crab]

Tell them what?

[Michael Turley]

Tell them to go to jcwshow.com and then they can watch the stream the video and they'll learn more and get involved.

[Crab]

That way you're sure enough, right? We got bios on there, we got merch, we got a live stream. We got everything on jcwshow.com 800.

[Michael Turley]

800-7234-800. We need better merch. Our merch sucks.

[Crab]

What?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. What do you mean it sucks? I mean it's just not. Yeah, I mean you like look at people that have good merch businesses. You look at ours. Our sucks. Yep.

[Crab]

So don't buy it.

[Bobbo]

What? What would you like us to have that we don't have?

[Michael Turley]

Just better, just more just stuff. It's just. Just better looking. Cooler designs.

[Bobbo]

Coolers and fire extinguishers and.

[DJ Pre K]

No, like just logos and art. I think he's talking about on the different things.

[Bobbo]

Oh yeah. I don't know what to do for that, man.

[Michael Turley]

I know.

[DJ Pre K]

T shirts, hats, cups.

[Crab]

Somebody out there want to design something.

[DJ Pre K]

There we go.

[Michael Turley]

Well, I watched Charlotte over at Gas Monkey, you know they do.

[Crab]

Yeah, they have some Nice merch.

[Michael Turley]

Right? And that's an example of a good merch business.

[Crab]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And ours is not.

[Crab]

But are we trying.

[Michael Turley]

I had fun. Oh, Midland, we're not going to be there today. Yeah, sorry. We were going to F1. We're playing in an in person. We had to cancel it on Wednesday. I should tell you the truth. Airplane wasn't ready. It's in the shop.

[Crab]

That's a good reason right there.

[Michael Turley]

I ain't driving my ass all the way out there at 100 degrees. I don't know about you.

[Crab]

I was wondering because it's like, man, this plane's in the shop. I hope it's going to be done. I really don't want to drive five hours.

[Michael Turley]

Ten.

[Crab]

Oh, God.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Crab]

It's right back.

[Michael Turley]

You got to get back.

[DJ Pre K]

You got to come back.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. And I don't. And I just was like, ah, we'll go again soon. And there's another. There's a great big event out there this weekend called, you know, Crazy Mexican something.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Wait, wait, I don't think it's called that.

[Michael Turley]

I don't. It's in the Coliseum. It's air conditioned. It's a badass event. Paul Wall, the rapper is. Is there.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, my God.

[Michael Turley]

And all the Mexicans and all the low riders and all the Selena stuff and everything. I'm like, we're not going to beat the Mexicans. Not in Midland. Odessa. I mean, you know, out of all the weeks in the. And then I called the radio company that runs our show out there because when we started running the ads that we're going to come out there and do this car show, he's like, oh, you know. You know there's another car show out there. And I'm like, no. He told me about it. Like, well, that's too bad. I wish somebody would have told me because I have this guy out there that is on the ground in Midland that came to work with us and he was kind of planning this. I'm like, dude, you're like the car expert. This is the largest car show that Midland Odessa has ever seen and you didn't know about it. Well, you know, I just don't hang out with those kind of people. I'm like, well, okay. Well, so we got that. And then I called the radio guy again, and I'm talking to him about three days later, and he's like. And I said, what do we do about this? I mean, do you think it'll help that there's this big car show or do you think It'll hurt. Oh, it'll hurt. It'll hurt. He kept talking about it and, and I said, you sure know a lot about this. He's like, well, remember this is the guy that runs the cluster of stations that's promoting our event. Then he comes clean and tells me it's his event.

[Crab]

Oh, my God, he's double dipping.

[Michael Turley]

It's his event. Well, he didn't know we were doing this. He said, I thought I told you not to do it on this. I said, you've told me nothing.

[Crab]

But he took the money.

[Michael Turley]

No. Well, we were. Anyway. He didn't. We, we just changed our advertising that we're already running to that. So he's been taking the money for a long time. Okay.

[Bobbo]

Well, Bobby. Yeah, I knew he was going to do that.

[Michael Turley]

And then the airplane, and then the airplane thing. And I'm like, there's a good chance we're gonna have to drive. Drive?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And I'm like, I'm out. This is all going bad quickly. Let's do it on a different day.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, it's just different time. We'll kick it down the road.

[Crab]

Do it in the fall when it's.

[Michael Turley]

Not 110 in F1 Brewery Bar and Grill, my buddy's restaurant out there. Another reason I did this is because I wanted to help give them a kickoff and get them jump started. They're jump started. That thing is killing it. It's packed wall to wall every day. I'm like, y' all don't need us, so let's go out there when it's a little cool.

[Bobbo]

That's good of you, John. To listen to the universe once in a while, that's I, I Congratulations. That's a plateau up.

[Michael Turley]

What is your point there?

[Bobbo]

Well, because a lot of times you just like ignore it. Just screw it. We're going anyway.

[Michael Turley]

We're going in.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Planes not gonna crash.

[Michael Turley]

I'm just not gonna.

[Bobbo]

Everybody get it. Just bring your.

[Michael Turley]

All the, the, the Mexican lowrider show, Paul Wall, everything. I'm like, screw it, we're going in. And then when they said that you're gonna have to drive probably I out.

[Bobbo]

You know the worst thing about driving to Midland?

[Michael Turley]

What?

[Bobbo]

It's long drive. And it's a long, beautiful, luxurious air conditioned drive, right? Then you listen to music and you get there and you get out of the car. It's like, it's like Mars, dude.

[Michael Turley]

It's like Mars.

[Bobbo]

It's like the heat is alive. It's like a real thing. You get out and you're like, oh my God, I don't think we're supposed to be here.

[Crab]

It's like hell. That's what it's like.

[DJ Pre K]

Literally, like hell.

[Michael Turley]

And you know, Satan, he was part of this big event out there too.

[Crab]

Oh, was he?

[Michael Turley]

Satan was going to be there. To the West Texas Odessa truck extravagance.

[DJ Pre K]

This time of year, you gotta feel like home to him.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, Satan, you know, when I realized I was competing against you, that's. I was like, I'm gonna pass.

[Satan]

Well now, ipsof facto, it's not really competing against me, John. You're competing against the Catholic church. Oh, of course. And I love my Catholics. I'll tell you, there's a big, big deal. You should. After the show, you should maybe charter something and come on down. It's. It's gonna be hotter than an Emmer effort. Which I love, and my people love it too. But they're having it in the coliseum, so there's a little bit of air. Just enough to piss you off, right? But low riders are plenty. You bet. Love my Catholic people.

[Michael Turley]

Do you remember when I said I was telling people to slow down in the street last night on the highway?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

This guy's claims that he was one of them. Rj, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. What were you driving? Peterbilt, John Deere Stage. That's it. That was you? That was you, rj. You were going too damn fast in that big ass rig. That was you for sure. Were you cussing me or were you laughing when I. I wasn't like really waving like a old man. I was like, man, keep it down a little bit. Come on down. You're going 45 through here. Ease up, dog. I wasn't going that fast. This truck doesn't run fast. 45, okay.

[DJ Pre K]

Was it weird to look out and see John Clay Wolf, the radio star, waving you off?

[Caller]

I was. I was driving and I saw that nice K5 and I was like, what if that's John Clay Wolf?

[Michael Turley]

And.

[Caller]

And then all of a sudden you're sitting there doing that. And I was talking to one of my buddies and I was like, john Playwood just told me to slow down.

[Michael Turley]

This is a small world we live in. Small world. Well, rj, I. I want you. You. We need a blinking light there in town. What. What the hell were you doing? What were you doing that time of night on a Friday night in a. In a semi service truck like that? Were you making a call?

[Caller]

Yeah, I was.

[Michael Turley]

I was just getting done working on something. Gotcha heading home. All right, man. Thanks for calling in.

[DJ Pre K]

What are the odds?

[Michael Turley]

What are the odds? When he said that great big ass, I mean, it was like one of those monsters. It was a semi.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

With a service body on it. Not quite a semi, but close. 800, 800. Small world. Very small world. Grown men crying.

[DJ Pre K]

James Young. Clay Wolf just told me to slow down. It's great.

[Michael Turley]

8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio Dorian in Pittsburgh on Merch.

[Caller]

John, what I give out is high end canvas bags with my logo and visors. To the girls, all right? And to the guys that get rain gear, they, they get sweatbands, they get, they get pens, you know, with my logo on it.

[Michael Turley]

What is your logo?

[Caller]

My corporate logo.

[Michael Turley]

What do you do?

[Caller]

Well, I have two, I have a Pennsylvania corporation, 2C square. I fly. Fly people that are busy six days a week.

[Michael Turley]

Dorian, you told me you're blind. How do you fly if you're blind?

[Caller]

Well, I have pilots.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, so are you, Are you, are you a broker of, of charter or do you have airplanes?

[Caller]

No, I have three airplanes.

[Michael Turley]

What kind of airplanes?

[Caller]

I got a 69, a model 421, 3800 Quebec. I got a.

[Michael Turley]

That is a Cessna twin, by the way. That's what he's saying. It's a geared engine and it's pressurized. Yeah, Gold Eagle, right? Good.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's high time. But you know, we, we, we put cylinders and.

[Michael Turley]

Nothing better to charter than a 69 golden eagle. This high time from a blind guy. What's the next one?

[Caller]

I got, I got a 77, 150.

[Bobbo]

What?

[Caller]

The O200 Continental.

[Michael Turley]

What's the third one?

[Caller]

Third one I got, I got a 72 PA 28R 200.

[Michael Turley]

That's a Piper Arrow, right? Those are not charter birds.

[Caller]

No, they're mine.

[Michael Turley]

Okay?

[Caller]

They're mine. But I, I, I, I, I ran them out to flying clubs. But not the Iranian 21. That's mine. No, anyone, anyone, anyone who's got a light.

[Michael Turley]

Anyone who's got the balls to get in can go. That's right, Dorian. And you can get a canvas bag or a visor. Thank you. Dorian in Pittsburgh. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio the car segments up next. 800, 800 radio, call in right now. Year, make, model, miles, average. Rougher, clean. We're having a little problem with the phone. Suprique is just going to put you on hold and not even screen the call because I, when he's putting them. When he's. Anyway, you don't need.

[Crab]

You're going blind.

[Michael Turley]

I have to go blind. In honor of Dorian with a. He's chartering a 77 Cessna 150. I mean it's like a seventeen thousand dollar airplane, right? Yeah, maybe seventeen five. We'll be right back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevent.com hit him up right now. 18800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay and this.

[Michael Turley]

Is the lightning round. All the bids are [e-mail] Rain, Alabama 20 Silverado half ton RST. It does have a big block in it. Six two. It's got 55000 miles. Says you want 50 grand. Yeah, I'm 40.

[Caller]

No, I can't do 40.

[Michael Turley]

I can't do 50. Goodbye. Ray Keith in Fort Worth. You've got a hundred and fifty thousand mile 15 year old Cadillac.

[Caller]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

It's worth a thousand bucks.

[Caller]

How much?

[Michael Turley]

A thousand.

[Caller]

I need to be around 4.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Well, the good news is you still got your car and I still got my money. Next caller. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

How you doing, sir?

[Michael Turley]

Good. What have you got?

[Caller]

I got a honey le mans sport four speed.

[Michael Turley]

What year?

[Caller]

Convertible 72.

[Michael Turley]

Let me look at that body style real quick. I looked at a 67 the other day. It's a 1972 Le Mans convertible 4 speed. 4 speed. Meaning it's a stick shift.

[Caller]

Yes sir. Yes sir. Yes sir.

[Michael Turley]

What motor is it? 400.

[Caller]

The 350 Pontiac. It's a brand new. I put them up a new motor, new clutch and all that stuff. I did all the mechanical stuff.

[Michael Turley]

What about the paint? The paint? The paint.

[Caller]

I just, I just say I just paid 7,000 to paint it. Yes.

[Michael Turley]

You got a paint in it?

[Caller]

Yes sir.

[Michael Turley]

So it looks like a judge.

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[Caller]

No, it's like a GTO.

[Michael Turley]

I'm sorry? That's what I meant to say, a GTO, which is a judge. What color did you paint it?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. It was. It's a pearl white. It was that white with the red pinstripe down the hood with the check meter on the hood. It's got a check meter.

[Michael Turley]

You put the tack on the hood or did you already have it?

[Caller]

The convertibles into a mint condition. I was gonna redo it, but the guy said, you know, it's a Mickey Dixon. It was garage cap.

[Michael Turley]

So on a scale of 1 to 10, where would you score it? In the skin? The condition it's in right now?

[Caller]

Seven. Seven.

[Michael Turley]

So it's a nice car.

[Caller]

Yes. They keep trying to buy it, but I don't want to pay what I want for it.

[Michael Turley]

I think it's worth 20 grand.

[Caller]

Man. That was more like 25.

[Michael Turley]

I bet you were. I hear you, man. I'm with you, but. Because the sad thing is you've got more than that in it.

[Caller]

Yeah, that's the way it works all the time.

[Michael Turley]

All the time. All the time.

[Caller]

All the time. Well, you can't meet me in the middle.

[Michael Turley]

No, I just don't think I can make any money past 20. And at 20, I'm a little tight in the ass. I'm like, I mean, it's. It's. That's the money. 20 is the money. Can I get more than that? Maybe? Can I get that? Yes. I think, you know, 18 to 22 is the money, in my opinion. People are always like, oh, I was dealing with a guy the other day. He's like, well, I'm just gonna run it at Mecham. I'm like, I think you should go. No reserve at Mecham. What's that mean? And I explained it to him and I was like, they'll charge you a lesser fee if you go, no reserve. He's just gonna get his ass mopped up. He wants 80,000 for this car. It's gonna bring 33 grand, and I want to be there when it happens. Those auctions Don't.

[Caller]

Your car. That's your car. 22.

[Michael Turley]

I don't think I make anything, but I do do this. Go to givemetheven.com load up the photos. If you have pre photos in after photos, that's even better. Take a video of it running. I want to see the gauges working. I want to see the air working. Well, here you talk about it. Let's look. I'll take a look at 22. I will look. Yes, sir.

[Caller]

Okay, 22. 22 is your car.

[Michael Turley]

But first, first I need to do a little research and see if I need to. I, you know, I'm not, I'm not guaranteeing 22. Don't tell them John said he's given 22. Because I did not say I'm giving 22. I said I'll look at 22, and I damn sure will.

[Caller]

I'm saying I don't think I hear you.

[Michael Turley]

I'm saying I'll give 20. But we're close, so let's take a look. All right, thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolfe by cars on the radio for America's best car buyer, givemetheven.com we also buy RVs, travel trailers, coaches, buses, all that [e-mail] and I need to plug our floral sponsor, Gordon Boswell, flowers across the country around the corner. Gordon Boswell is America's florist. We'll be right back.

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[Michael Turley]

No one knew where he came from.

[Caller]

But everybody wanted what he was selling.

[J.D. Ryan]

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[Bobbo]

He was just some hillbilly who got.

[Michael Turley]

On a plane and then just landed somewhere.

[Caller]

Please beware.

[Michael Turley]

The voice in your head is a threat.

[J.D. Ryan]

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[Michael Turley]

It's not going to solve all your problems. You're just going to forget about them.

[Bobbo]

For a little while. All right, line them up. Sounds good to me. I drink so much more now.

[Michael Turley]

So much more.

[Bobbo]

And not like that fun happy hour drinking either.

[Michael Turley]

Ever since I had kids, it's more.

[Bobbo]

Like standing alone at the kitchen sink kind of drinking. Daddy's a lot more fun when he gets some of his magic juice inside of him. Every picture my daughter draws of me now has me with a martini glass. It's just a triangle, a stick in my three fingers.

[J.D. Ryan]

And now we return to the internationally renowned John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. 800, 800 radio.

[Michael Turley]

Hey.

[J.D. Ryan]

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[Bobbo]

Strutter Cold Gin that is Ace Fraley, lead vocals.

[Michael Turley]

He didn't sing a lot for a reason.

[Bobbo]

Only reason that kept us together.

[Michael Turley]

Oh.

[Crab]

Sound like David.

[Bobbo]

You gonna see Dave?

[Michael Turley]

Where?

[Bobbo]

David Lee Ross.

[Michael Turley]

Where?

[Bobbo]

I think he's playing the Casino Choctaw.

[Michael Turley]

Or something like that, man. I just don't go to casinos for concerts. It's just not my gig. Have you been to one?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I've been to a few. It's there. There are drawbacks. That casino doesn't want you sitting there watching Springsteen for three and a half hours, right? You get, you know, you get like an hour and a half set and an encore and get back on those slots.

[Michael Turley]

They pissed me off because it makes them hard. It makes it harder to book good acts. Yeah, because you're dealing with these acts that do get some casino gigs.

[Bobbo]

Like.

[Michael Turley]

Well, the casinos pay me 50 grand. We need 30 for you, right? Like. Yeah. I don't get to get sell gambling. I'm sorry. It's 20.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Tops, right? Oh, 15. No, seriously, I run into that all the time. I have to hear about what the casinos are paying. Yeah, well, yeah, so I don't go to the casinos for that reason.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I've seen it.

[Michael Turley]

50 cents a hand. Give me a break in Indian tax. I mean, what are they doing? I mean, it's been a long time. You don't have to punish us that much.

[DJ Pre K]

They do that to catch that.

[Bobbo]

That blackjack table with 10 seats. Think about this. With 50 cents per hand, they're getting $5, okay? Every 60 seconds, 24 hours a day. Right, from that 50 cent tax. It's going somewhere.

[Michael Turley]

You could buy a tread. Southwest of Vegas.

[Bobbo]

Absolutely.

[Michael Turley]

For less than what you're going to pay in 50 cent a hand.

[Bobbo]

Dude, I want to go to Atlantic City. You've been in Atlantic City, haven't you, Charlie?

[Crab]

No, no, I was. No, I'd like to do that.

[Bobbo]

I'd like to do that. I saw a pickup artist with Robert Downey a couple weeks ago. That looks cool to me. See me sorted. You know, Matt Damon style casino. Right.

[Crab]

Once you've been to Vegas, it really. There's no reason to go anywhere else.

[Bobbo]

I haven't been there either. Let's do that.

[Michael Turley]

I got a text last night from a girl I knew and a lady I knew in high school, and she said, your son is driving my son around. Reminds me of our old high school days.

[DJ Pre K]

What?

[Michael Turley]

Well, my Kid is driving now.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

He's 16. He picked her son up.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

In his car to go do something.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay. That's how she has your number.

[Michael Turley]

And she's like. Well. And I've known her anyway. Yeah. Because it was just so. She's like, this is irony. And I wrote back, I don't think he drinks. So that's a good thing. When I was 15, I had a 12 pack of Keystone Lights on board on a Friday night. Right. And my dad didn't care.

[DJ Pre K]

Didn't care.

[Michael Turley]

My, how times have changed.

[DJ Pre K]

They really have.

[Michael Turley]

Seriously, man, a 20 bill would get you a 12 pack. Maybe it was like a buck a beer. No, 24 pack. 12. Anyway, 12 pack of Keystone Lines.

[Bobbo]

Case of Keystones back then. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. And that was the package. And you go to the Arab.

[Crab]

You know, the place that would let you get them.

[Michael Turley]

The casino. The casino. The convenience store that took the fake IDs. Or just didn't even ask.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And those guys were typically not Americans.

[Crab]

No.

[Bobbo]

Oh, right. Right down. Yeah. You're part of the world. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

So my part of the world.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Where. Where we had to go. You know, I grew up in a dry town, dry county. We had to drive over to another part of the world. And they were all Germans. Where we. Where we bought our Germans.

[Michael Turley]

Like beer.

[Bobbo]

Yes, they do.

[Michael Turley]

Would they serve y' all?

[Bobbo]

Absolutely.

[Michael Turley]

Now you're. How old are you?

[Bobbo]

55.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. When did they make the change? Like 50. Like, you had to be like, 57. When they went from 18 to 21.

[Bobbo]

Well, they. They did. That was so funny, man. They were friends of mine that were three years older than me.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[Bobbo]

They were 18, and they switched it that summer to 21. And they couldn't buy beer. Oh, right.

[Michael Turley]

So.

[Bobbo]

But you could still buy beer. I mean, you got to run away, Bay. They don't care, you know?

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Those were. And those were good times.

[Michael Turley]

Those are very good times.

[Bobbo]

My deal was I worked in electronics at Walmart, and ladies would come in shop and try to find the new Brian Adams cassette or something. And I'd talk them up, and they're like, you're 21.

[Michael Turley]

I've been thinking about my high school car a lot now. You know, I'm getting old.

[Bobbo]

You'd buy me some beer, wouldn't you?

[Michael Turley]

Yep. And I bought my old high school car yesterday.

[DJ Pre K]

Did you really?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. It's in Phoenix, Arizona. It's coming this way.

[DJ Pre K]

What is it?

[Michael Turley]

It's 88k, 5 blazer. Blazer white with red guts. And this one already has an LS swap. It needs a lot of work. It's not. Not a lot of work. But to get it to where I want it. You know the white and blue one I have out here, it's really pretty. That. That's a rendition of it. So I'm going to take this one and make it exact. The Alpine head unit. The Alpine. The Rockford Fosgate. The Toby deal. The Right lift. The Exact. I mean I'm gonna build that son of a back exactly how it was because it got stolen.

[DJ Pre K]

Stolen. Did you ever find it?

[Michael Turley]

No.

[DJ Pre K]

No.

[Michael Turley]

My sister in law. So I'm in. I met my brother. I was playing football at Heights, so I had to live in District because I really did not live in District. I lived out in the country. My brother. My dad leased a house for my brother and I lived in that house technically, so I could use that address.

[DJ Pre K]

Air quotes.

[Michael Turley]

So I did stay there during the week. Quite often happened. So I was in the guest room that my. I remember my dad and my brother fighting about it. He's like, I pay for the house. Your little brother gets to have a room. There you go. But my car was parked right outside my window and I heard the son of a bitch. I heard the glass break. I heard the alarm chirp. And I heard him start up and go. And I ran to my sister in law, recently married, and she had a super coupe T bird which was like turbocharged or something. Okay, where your keys? Wear your keys. Where your keys? She wouldn't give me the keys. Give me your damn keys. Give me your dam keys. So it's her fault that I lost.

[DJ Pre K]

The car, that they're gone, that it's gone. How'd they get away?

[Michael Turley]

So it might be her fault that I'm alive. What if I would have gotten shot? How'd they get away? Well, they planned it. I know, but this thing was good looking. Jd When I'm done with this car, you'll be like, that's a good looking son of a.

[DJ Pre K]

But so jump started. They didn't have a key. In other words, it sounds like they just jumped in and yeah, they knew.

[Michael Turley]

What they were doing.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

I did get a good insurance claim off of it.

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[Michael Turley]

Homeowners and cars owners, a lot thickens because I had some stuff in it from the house. So we made. Right, we made a homeowner's claim that paid 12,000.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh my God.

[Michael Turley]

And I had receipts out the yin yang for everything I built. So the sticker price in this thing was 16 and I got 28. Jeez. Plus the 12. And I bought a BMW M3A9, 1990. But it still wasn't as good as that blazer.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, you'll have it back.

[Michael Turley]

I'm gonna get it back. I'm gonna do the old man thing and redo my high school car. Had to be white. Had to be red. Guts. I've seen a bunch of them, like, nope, nope, nope. And this guy in California that works with us said, here it is. This is what you told me that you wanted. I was like, it's not perfect, but you found exactly what I asked you.

[DJ Pre K]

To get your high school car back. You're waving its speeder on the highway. Tell them to slow down.

[Michael Turley]

Right. Jal's next. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars Radio from America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com.

[J.D. Ryan]

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[Michael Turley]

Fire the whole bakery, because that's deliberate.

[Caller]

It.

[Michael Turley]

Kroger shopper goes to bakery section and sees Juneteenth cakes.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. That's terrible, man.

[Michael Turley]

What's terrible?

[Bobbo]

Well, okay, they. You know, they.

[Michael Turley]

They were watermelon.

[Bobbo]

Have you bought. No, they weren't watermelons.

[Michael Turley]

They weren't.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, they were.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, they were. Yeah, they were.

[Bobbo]

No, they weren't.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, they were.

[Bobbo]

Well, what I saw on this. What I saw in the service was they had these cakes, the service. And they just sloppily wrote happy Juneteenth.

[DJ Pre K]

And some of them right next to them were watermelon cakes.

[Bobbo]

Is that right?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, they're decorated like watermelons.

[Bobbo]

That's. Well, that's not how they. That's not the story they gave to me. Okay. You know. Okay. That is kind of insensitive, isn't it?

[DJ Pre K]

A little bit.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

A little bit.

[Michael Turley]

I remember when I was a kid out the lake, my dad's friend was giving out invitations to a party. He called it the beat him to the patch party.

[DJ Pre K]

Get ready with the dump.

[Michael Turley]

Mike, I'm waiting here.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

Explain.

[Crab]

I don't think you can explain.

[Bobbo]

No, you can explain.

[Michael Turley]

No, we just.

[Bobbo]

Just conveying reality.

[Michael Turley]

It was just a Juneteenth party he was having, okay?

[Bobbo]

Because my great aunt Mignon lived across from the wagon seller patch. And they used to sell. They used to send me and my cousin John into there and grab a couple of melons in the height of summer. That was our favorite deal. My dad goes steal them. He would put. Yeah, he would put a big watermelon in the refrigerator. And he'd have to clear out stuff to fit it in there. Bring the whole thing out. Take his big knife. That's enough. Cut it all the way around in half. Have two big halves of like a foot and a half long watermelon. Give everybody a fork and a salt shaker and go at it. We just eat it like Keebler elves out there. We love water.

[Michael Turley]

We had these illegal Hispanics that lived on the ranch when I was a kid.

[Bobbo]

Undocumented.

[Michael Turley]

Very much so.

[Bobbo]

Nobody's illegal, John.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Well, in 1977. Whatever. And we had this. Anyway, they came up and we take them to this to the grocery store on Sunday.

[DJ Pre K]

Sure.

[Michael Turley]

And so they could buy their stuff because they name car. And they take all their money and send it home. Jose and I forgot the other one's name. And I hung out with them a lot in that little travel trailer and watched Mexican tv. And we cooked on a. They cooked on a wheel. Like you take a wheel of a truck and you put barbecue briquettes in it and put a deal over the top that makes good little barbecue. And they'd put those tortillas on. There we go. I mean. Anyway, I like these guys. These are my friends. Yeah. And they came up. My grandpa and I were sitting at a picnic table. They came up and he gave them a watermelon for the Fourth of July.

[DJ Pre K]

What?

[Bobbo]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

And I was like, hey. Because these guys are my friends. I was about six. Come here. And I opened the. The. He had a. He had a. He had a refrigerator in the garage there in the carport. And I showed him this huge blackjack watermelon that he. That my granddad had. Look at the one that we have.

[DJ Pre K]

Sure.

[Michael Turley]

And boy, he busted my ass over that. Why you don't even be showing your stuff off to those guys. You know, we're sitting here giving them a gift.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And then you're showing them that you've got better.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, I see his point.

[Michael Turley]

You know, but this is a guy that used to have a Rolls. He'd get a new Rolls Royce every year. And he wear pinstripe overalls. And we would go to the back of all the service trucks in the construction company, get the bottles out of them. Put them in the back of a Rolls Royce, drive to the bottling place, the glass place.

[DJ Pre K]

Sure.

[Michael Turley]

And carry in park one block over so they couldn't see that Rolls Royce and carry these glass bottles over there to get, you know, a dollar fifty or fifty. I'm like, why don't we park a little closer, man?

[Bobbo]

And what's he hiding for?

[Michael Turley]

He's like, you can't pull up in a Rolls Royce at a place like this. They're gonna screw you. They're not going to give you the right amount of change. This some was tight.

[DJ Pre K]

I guess.

[Bobbo]

That'S the moral to the story.

[Michael Turley]

Nickel per bottle. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What's in the news, J.D. ryan?

[DJ Pre K]

Well, we can do some news. Actually, we have a whole Florida story we didn't get to. It's kind of a fun one. Officers were called to a Target store as well they should be for the Juneteenth thing. Nope. In Clearwater to assist. They got an unruly male shopper.

[Michael Turley]

Her.

[DJ Pre K]

They ask him to leave. And this. That happens all the time. No big deal, right? This is how the first part of it went. Cut number nine. This is the cops telling the guy to get out of here. I gotta go somewhere to be.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Say it again. Need to listen what this guy say.

[J.D. Ryan]

So we're just normally trespassing you from this store.

[Michael Turley]

Hold on.

[DJ Pre K]

Hey.

[Bobbo]

Okay, okay. Did you hear?

[Michael Turley]

Did you hear any question?

[Bobbo]

Just don't come back.

[Michael Turley]

If you come back, you'll be arrested, sir.

[Bobbo]

If you come back, you'll be arrested, sir.

[DJ Pre K]

Come back, you'll be arrested. I got somewhere to be.

[Bobbo]

I got.

[DJ Pre K]

I know this guy sounds a little bit like Kevin hard. He's not, but he sounds like it. But of course, yes, he did return just a few minutes later. Sounding a little bit different. Actually a little more wound up. Cut number 9.2.

[Michael Turley]

You, sir, please.

[Bobbo]

Travis, can I have the store manager.

[Michael Turley]

To speak to in regards to why I'm leaving? Okay.

[Bobbo]

I want the store manager.

[Caller]

Why are you arrested? I'm not trespassing. You are.

[Bobbo]

But I asked for the store manager.

[Caller]

Make sure you get my blue.

[Bobbo]

Hold still.

[Michael Turley]

I'm done. This isn't cracker country no more.

[Caller]

This is done. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Caller]

You're good. I know I'm good.

[Michael Turley]

Good. And you, Ginger that came in a bottle when you were made ain't doing over here. Know that. What the hell are we listening?

[DJ Pre K]

This is a guy getting thrown out of a Target and he's just really. First of all they just ask him to leave. Just get. You're creating a problem. Get out.

[Michael Turley]

Take your ass and get out my house.

[DJ Pre K]

Crack a country anymore. So he's very upset with the police.

[Crab]

Did sound like Kevin White or did Kevin Hart?

[Bobbo]

He got wound up pretty quick.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah. Really fast. Why am I being arrested? Because we just told you.

[Michael Turley]

Kevin and Odessa speaking.

[Caller]

Yeah, what's going on?

[Michael Turley]

I'm sorry. I see the note here. I'm sorry. I mean, I didn't. I'm. So how far do you live?

[Caller]

That's about 50 miles or so.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. She don't live that far. He was wanting to meet us and he's in Odessa at a hotel room. Because we're supposed to be there at F1 today. And I cancel it midweek and I put it on. I'm sorry. Put it on our social media. I'm. I'm sorry. We promise, promise, promise we'll be coming back.

[Caller]

I didn't see it.

[Michael Turley]

Promise we'll be coming back. Promise we'll be coming back. I want to do it. It was just. There was that thing at the convention center. And then when the radio promoter told me the guy that's supposed to be promoting my event has the big event that's competing. And then the airplane wasn't ready and we were gonna have to drive out there and back. The car show thing's going to be a bust because the big car show is going on. Sure. And I don't want to drive 10 hours. I never thought about somebody driving there and getting a hotel room to meet us.

[Bobbo]

Well, this guy drive 15, 50 miles. 50 miles. I mean, that's like 140 in Odessa.

[Michael Turley]

Miles. Right. Why did you get a hotel room if you were. If you only live 50 miles away?

[Caller]

No, just the wife and I kind of doing a date night thing and.

[Michael Turley]

You know, like saying, all right, okay.

[Caller]

So we're. Yeah. So you don't have to drink and drive.

[Michael Turley]

Do this. Go to F1 today and tell the manager I said to put your bill. Don't go goofy. Like, just lunch and a couple beers on my tab.

[Crab]

Hey. There you go.

[Caller]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

All right. Nobody else that calls in with. I'm not doing that offer again. F1 Bar & Grill and Brewery in middle. In Odessa, Texas. We were supposed to do a remote there today and we didn't do it for logistical reasons. And we will be back to do it. And Kevin, I'm sorry about that.

[Caller]

That's cool. We'll look forward to it next time.

[Michael Turley]

All right, man. 800. 800. 7. 2 3, 4, 800. Rob, if you're listening, put them on our tab. I'll catch up on the tab. See you next time, man. I'll get you.

[DJ Pre K]

I'll get you.

[Michael Turley]

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars Radio for America's best car buyer, give me the vin dot com. This show is also brought to you by Gordon Boswell Flowers around the corner or across the country. They do it locally in Dallas, Fort Worth, but they also do a remote across the country and they have the good stuff. If you go to jcwshow.com I promise you, you all of our listeners that use Gordon Boswell's I've got nothing over the past 10 years, but thank you. Great company. Way better product. You know when you want to send flowers to your mom in New York or your girlfriend in Florida or whatever and they send you pictures of what you actually bought, you're proud of what you sent them instead of those other services that you're like, oh, my God, I got ripped off. It's like two steps below the bouquet at the grocery store.

[Crab]

Folks at the office five fight for the scraps when they change them out. Yeah, they want the old ones.

[Michael Turley]

They're pretty.

[Crab]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

They do a lot of big weddings, a lot of big events. So when they bring it to the stuff, they bring us the extras. I think some, maybe, I don't know, but it's really nice. We'll be right back.

[Bobbo]

The John Clay Wolf show is heard every week on great stations like Denver's 103.5, the Fox, Colorado's classic rock and Fayetteville's WRCQ Rock 103, Carolina's Rock Station. Catch the nation's fastest growing podcast and live video [e-mail] and we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show right after this.

[J.D. Ryan]

From the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemetheven.com Call John toll free. Cheap Bastards 1-800-800Radio Now, John Clay Wolf.

[Michael Turley]

Joe Exotic is calling from prison and I've got Karen on one. I got a Joe. I got to take care and hang tight. Karen, you there?

[Caller]

I'm here.

[Michael Turley]

Well, I know you already know what we're calling about.

[Caller]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

And I was in California 10 days ago trying to give you this money and you wouldn't take it. So we do a giveaway. Give me the vin.com every month we're giving away $25,000 to one lucky person that sells us their car. What did you sell us, by the way? I don't even know.

[Caller]

I sold you a 95 Impala. A very sweet car.

[Michael Turley]

Like a SS or a regular one?

[Caller]

An SS?

[Michael Turley]

Where did you get that? Why'd you have that? You don't sound like an Impala SS kind of gal.

[Caller]

What do I sound like?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I don't know. I mean, just a Mercedes kind of gal.

[Caller]

Could come back. Was my dad's car.

[Michael Turley]

There you go.

[Caller]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

How long. So had you had it? All the years. I mean, when he passed or did. Did he pass away?

[Caller]

He did not pass away, but he lost his license.

[Michael Turley]

And it's a 95 SS with how many miles?

[Caller]

32,000.

[Michael Turley]

And what did we pay you for it?

[Caller]

You guys gave me 18.

[Michael Turley]

18 grand?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

18 plus 25,000 because you're the winner, Karen. Oh, my God, you're kidding. So here's the question. Are you going to give the money to your dad? Are you going to split it with him? Are you going to keep it? This is the real problem. And are your siblings listening to this radio program on KLOS right now?

[Caller]

Good God, let's hope not. It's a moral dilemma. Here's what. Here's what I'm thinking, okay? He's probably going to need some help, you know, down the line. And I'm just going to set that money in something safe, little investment, okay? And hang on to it, and when he needs some home care or something, he's covered.

[DJ Pre K]

All right?

[Michael Turley]

Well, there you go. Now, when I was trying to meet you in California and told you you were the winner because I needed to do a video with you so I could give you this check, why did you not engage?

[Caller]

Well, I thought you might were the publishing clearinghouse or something, you know.

[Michael Turley]

So. So did you. But what I was told is she thinks it's a scam and she wants to verify that we're not a scam before she'll meet you. Is that correct?

[Caller]

That's correct.

[Michael Turley]

Well, now you've got. Do you already have the money? You probably already have it.

[Caller]

Well, you know.

[Michael Turley]

No. Have we. Have we sent it yet?

[Caller]

Yeah, you have.

[Michael Turley]

Why did we do that? I want. I want. I need to give it to him in person. When we do it over zoom, it's no good. And I wanted to make her wait for the money until my next trip there so that I could do it and. Because if she called me a scammer, then I needed to wait and she could wait, and everything gets screwed Up. Karen. Yes. Congratulations. I'm just a little. I'm a little red assed over the scam thing.

[Caller]

Well, you can come on down and give me another 25 and we can redo it.

[Michael Turley]

All right, we're gonna fake it then. Because I need. I need if I'm gonna do this. Everybody thinks it's a scam. Nobody thinks it's real. You're the third person. So I've given away 75 grand, and I need the video of you getting the check and saying, hey, I thought that so that people believe and understand what we're doing. Because we're giving $250,000 away over 10 months.

[Caller]

You guys are awesome. Keep it up and come on down with another check. I'm not.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you, Karen. I'll see you. Joe Exotic Prison Good morning.

[Caller]

Dang, man. I need the VIN number to the warden's car so I can sell your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

So you're writing music from prison right now?

[Caller]

I'm Right. Yeah. Quite a bit of it, actually.

[Michael Turley]

And you just dropped a new single.

[Caller]

A couple of them. I have one that's called no Names. It's pretty funny.

[Crab]

This is it right here.

[Michael Turley]

Let's play it. You smiled to my face then stabbed in the back Painted me evil While you covered your tracks But I never did that. You sound young Joe wouldn't stoop so low Now I'm in this cell Just.

[Caller]

Wanted you to know.

[Michael Turley]

Not saying names but you people suck. You lied and you cheated Stole my love I'm paying the same time for a crime I didn't do Karma's a beast it's gonna for you. There you go, Joe Exotics new single. It's not bad.

[Caller]

I wrote that for me and Trump.

[Bobbo]

Best thing that Joe's done in a while, I think.

[Michael Turley]

Has it got any radio play?

[Caller]

I don't think so. I. I think. I think she actually just got it now put on Spotify.

[Michael Turley]

I think it's. I think it's good enough to get radio play. She needs to send it out to the morning shows of the country stations around the country. And I absolutely promise you they will play it in their show and then it might hook up and get a little airtime, like regular rotation.

[Bobbo]

Reminds me of like a mo bandy Joe Stampley tune.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Catchy and cool. Yeah. Very good work, Joe. I love it.

[Caller]

Yeah. Lately, I don't know, you know, I went through like a five year mind block. Couldn't write nothing. And then the last three months, I've just wrote song after song after song.

[Michael Turley]

Breakup. It's like Taylor Swift.

[Caller]

You can write fake, you can write 15 of them and only get one real good one.

[Michael Turley]

You're just like Taylor Swift. She, she's made all her money when she breaks up with people and you and your boyfriend just broke up. So you're writing about it. You're angry.

[Caller]

Kinda. Wayne broke up, but we're definitely separated.

[Michael Turley]

And he's in Mexico.

[Caller]

He is, yes.

[Crab]

Free.

[Michael Turley]

You know, when I was got into this, when I was planning my career as a young man, I never envisioned negotiating homosexual prisoner love situations on national radio with a tiger tamer that's in prison for killing for trying to put a hit on a crazy lady in Florida.

[Caller]

That is pretty crazy, isn't it?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, life. We talked about you yesterday. Scott Edwards was out here and I just ran into him, you know, in Walnut Springs. He bought land out here. He's putting in an RV park, he's building a house here. He's like, dude, you drugged me out here and now I'm, you know, I got bit by the bug.

[Caller]

He's pretty cool guy. Yeah, yeah, pretty cool.

[Michael Turley]

Pretty cool. Pretty cool. So that he's been. I'm really glad that Dennis Collins hooked me up with him because he's been instrumental. He's really into the, in the biking and. Anyway, I'm glad to have him out here. We need some more stuff. I'm tired of doing everything. Let him do some.

[Caller]

Let him do something.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you, Joe.

[Caller]

As you flown you. Has he flown you running his helicopter yet?

[Michael Turley]

Not yet. Not yet. I've not done that with him yet. I don't know if I ever will do that with him, if you want to be honest.

[DJ Pre K]

Why?

[Caller]

He took, he took a real old military helicopter that was junk and rebuilt that thing. It's nice looking helicopter.

[Crab]

It doesn't sound like there's a lot.

[Michael Turley]

Of moving parts and helicopters and. And I'm just not. I'd rather be in an airplane. Every time I get in a helicopter, I feel like people feel like when they're, they're scared of airplanes.

[DJ Pre K]

Sure.

[Michael Turley]

I'm thinking about what could go wrong in the helicopter. There's about 10 million things, things that can go wrong in an airplane. The engines quit and the wings don't fall off.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[Caller]

You can glide down to your death.

[Michael Turley]

Well, they can, you know, auto rotate down, but if they lose that tail rotor, that is over. Joe, thank you so much.

[Caller]

From a federal prison, it's definitely over.

[Michael Turley]

Thanks for calling in. Have a good day in prison. We'll see you next Saturday. Good luck with your tune.

[DJ Pre K]

Hopefully he'll get out.

[Michael Turley]

808.

[DJ Pre K]

Is something happening with nothing, you know.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

I think you'll admit Trump's a little busy right now.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[DJ Pre K]

Right now. He's not thinking about Iran thing going on.

[Bobbo]

There have been some pardons though in the last five, six months, you know.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah. But any, any kind of unique crazy ones like this.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that, that couple with 19 children that robbed all those people. That was kind of. Why did they get out January 6th. Insurrection is about thousands though.

[DJ Pre K]

They needed to get out.

[Bobbo]

Well, they needed to go to jail for minimum 30 years.

[Michael Turley]

We'll cover more.

[Bobbo]

These are opinions. These are opinions. Nervous.

[Michael Turley]

We're not going full tilt NBA. But have you looked at the price, the tickets? Tonight Oklahoma or tomorrow in Oklahoma City.

[Crab]

Just to get in the door, $1,000.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, what? Oh, like decency. Not good seats.

[Crab]

No, to get into the door.

[Michael Turley]

Decent seats. I had the dumb idea, let's go up to Oklahoma and watch the final game. Like mid level seats, 8,000 a pop.

[DJ Pre K]

No.

[Michael Turley]

I mean that's worth more than 90% of the cars in the state of Oklahoma.

[DJ Pre K]

Right?

[Michael Turley]

Right. Right.

[DJ Pre K]

Do you want to hear any of the audio from the playoff?

[Michael Turley]

No, we're not going all the way. That's why I set that up. Boss man. I'll start over. We're not going deep in this. We're just going to touch on it because we have to set up for the lightning round that's coming up next. 800-800-7234, call in now. 800800 radio. Give me year during this song break. Call in. 800800 radio. 800800 7234. Give me year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. And I will bid you your car on the radio right now on behalf of givemetheven.com America's Best Car Buyer. I see Bob in Florida with a super Beetle sitting there. I see Ben in Tuscaloosa with some truck Ford, blah blah blah. 29 model A Brian. Brian and Burleson Brian. This XL hot rod. I know these trucks, these regular cab trucks with a Whipple charger. And it's dropped. Yes, sir. It says you owe 47 57. I think it's worth 40 grand in how much? 40?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

I can't.

[Michael Turley]

I can't either. We'll be right back. We're gonna draw one name of a person that sold their car. Give me the vin.com and give them $25,000.

[Caller]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

Give me the VIN is giving away $25,000 in cash every month.

[Michael Turley]

Could you imagine being that person? Wouldn't that feel great?

[Caller]

That would be awesome.

[Michael Turley]

Well, honey, you won.

[Caller]

Oh, my God.

[Bobbo]

Heather Krager of Dallas, Texas won 25 grand. And give me the VIN's big cash giveaway.

[Caller]

That's so cool.

[Bobbo]

You could be next to get a little more. Maybe a lot more.

[Caller]

I guess that old Mercedes was worth more than I thought.

[Bobbo]

No purchase necessary. For official rules go to givemethevin.com now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevit.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[Michael Turley]

This is the lightning round buying the cars. Bob in Florida. 73 VW Super Beetle. You want to know what it would be worth now because you sold one when you were a kid.

[Caller]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

A good condition. I bought a couple of them the other day for 8,000 a piece. That's what I did. And I sold them on bring a trailer for like 8, 800 after shipping and everything was a bunch of nothing. So I probably wouldn't do that again. Tom and Corpus say 90 model Stingray. I don't think. Right. I don't think they call them stingray and 90, but that's fine. 103,000 miles convertible. That car doesn't have any desirability yet. Nobody cares it's worth worth four grand. You want 10 for it or no, you want 14 for it?

[Caller]

How do you know nobody wants it?

[Michael Turley]

I mean, I'm not saying nobody wants it. I'm saying like the, the desire for that car to increase in value is not there yet. It's like. No, that. Those first that like the 80s stingrays that were worth two grand for a long time, now they're, you know, five and then six and then eight. And some of them are 14, some of them are nine. It finally came on. Twenty years later, your car has not come on yet. Nobody wants it.

[Caller]

Well, it's real pretty car.

[Michael Turley]

Congrats. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. James a 12 Longhorn Hemi. So it's a Laramie Longhorn.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[Michael Turley]

131,000 miles crew cab. 9 grand. 9 if it's. Is it in good shape?

[Caller]

Right. It's clean. Interior is almost brand new.

[Michael Turley]

It's like I pride on keeping my.

[Caller]

Engine compartment clean too immaculate. I mean, it's got a couple of blemishes on the outside, but it's pretty clean truck.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Where do you live?

[Caller]

League City, Texas.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. We've got like two or three offices down there where you can drop if you want to sell it to us. Yeah, you guys helped us with the.

[Caller]

2019 Santa Fe couple of years ago and, and did us good. So.

[Michael Turley]

Perfect.

[Caller]

I'm just tired of paying the gas for this truck.

[Michael Turley]

Do you have a title or is there a payoff? It's payoff. Well, if you want to load it in right now, you can run it over there and get a check today.

[Caller]

Okay, just go to give me the vin.com and load it in.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, sir. The Santa Fe. Yes, sir.

[Caller]

Okie doke.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you. Hang on, one more real quick. David. I don't know this one. It's a 29 model A, you want 18 grand. All those. You know, the, the highest I've ever sold a t is like 10, 12 on good ones. And typically I give five or six grand form and I get five or six grand for them. I don't know what a model. I don't know the difference between a Model A and a Model T. What's the difference?

[Caller]

Well, it's the grill. The grill up front and of my Model A is actually manufactured in November of 1928. Stamped on the firewall in the car. That's how I know and you know, it's the, the front grill. If you have a square grill, it's a 28. If you have the rounded grill, you have a 29.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. The building that I have in Walnut Springs, Texas, that we made GMTV garages, old ass building. It was a complete teardown, completely remodeled it. Put a saloon upstairs and it's cool. And what it was in the early turn of the century was a Ford dealership because this town was a railroad town. And they would bring those Model Ts and Model A's into Walnut Springs, unload them in crates, kind of like four wheelers do now. And they would assemble them in this building. So it's not. They weren't building the cars, but they were assembling the cars off of the railroads. And I've got pictures of that. So that's my only Model A or Model T story besides the ones I bought. I. I think you're. I think yours is real high, but I mean, who knows? Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. And you have plenty, right?

[Caller]

Well, I mean, honest with you, to be honest with you, I'm looking to just trade it for a wheelchair or something van, to be honest with you.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, well, keep looking, man. Thank you. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800800 radio. I don't have any of those handy at this moment. And really all we do is buy cars. We wholesale them out to dealers around the world, take tiny razor margins, and that's how we convert these to cash. And I don't, I don't do trades. I don't deal with the. I don't sell cars to, to the public. Speaking of, we have our big dealer only classic and collector auction, which is the last Wednesday of every month at Manheim Dallas. We've got like 80 of them lined up. So if you want a great deal on a muscle car arrestomod or something, grab a dealer, tell them you'll pay him 5001000 bucks, you can go over to their place, they can log in online to Manheim because they have a license to get in and they can bid on your behalf. And it's a great way to get a great deal on a good car if you like classic and collectors. Be right back.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're listening to the John Clay Wolf show.

[Michael Turley]

The guy's a blacked out drunk.

[J.D. Ryan]

800, 800 radio. Yo, give me the VIN. Hey, want more? John Clay Wolf. Who are you?

[Bobbo]

His wife?

[Michael Turley]

Who are you?

[J.D. Ryan]

His mother. Go to jcwshow.com for the fastest growing podcast in the U. S. Well, we.

[DJ Pre K]

Have the basketball playoffs happening.

[Michael Turley]

I always love whenever there's a best.

[Crab]

Of seven series because then I get to hear my favorite sports reporter question.

[Michael Turley]

Would you consider this a must win game?

[Bobbo]

You know, they always feel like they.

[Crab]

Have to say yes.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, we want to win it. Very important.

[Crab]

You know, got our uniforms on anyway.

[Michael Turley]

Might as well try.

[DJ Pre K]

But it's not always the ruckus.

[Michael Turley]

Right answer, man.

[Bobbo]

It's a math question.

[Michael Turley]

I wish I would answer that question honestly. It's a best of seven. You're down one game to nothing. Would you consider this a must win game?

[DJ Pre K]

No.

[Satan]

No.

[Crab]

We can lose tonight.

[Michael Turley]

We can lose tomorrow night too.

[Crab]

You asked if it was a must win game. And if you'd ever taken a rudimentary.

[DJ Pre K]

Math class, you'd already know the magic numbers.

[Michael Turley]

3.

[Crab]

When you're down 3, then you must win them or you're out.

[J.D. Ryan]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show. Broadcasting on air online, anywhere you are with a smartphone and an Internet connection. JCWshow.com hey, Donnie, is a.

[Michael Turley]

Is that a T T E S Super Chief 6x6 ATV? Is that what. Yes, the Banana Splits gang opened the show with in the 70s.

[Caller]

I believe it was.

[Michael Turley]

Gotcha. I know it. They're those little amphibious things. Skid Steer kind of deals, correct? Yeah. I don't know what those things are worth. I mean, if you restored it, you know what it's worth. But I don't want it. I mean, I can steal it.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

I can steal it, right? I mean, I give you 2500 for it. And. And it says you want six?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's lease or six.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, but I'm gonna get it. And then what the hell am I gonna do with it? I mean, really. Let's talk about that. Let's break this down. I give you 6,000 for this thing you called into a national radio show. Hey, let's see if John wants this. It's a six grand, okay? So I buy it from you for six grand. And then we've got to figure out how I'm gonna get it out of Gainesville. And I got to spend $400 sending by somebody up to Gainesville to get it. And then we get it back and something doesn't work, and I've got to take it to the lawnmower repair place and get it fixed. And that guy has recently hurt his back, so it's gonna be six weeks before he can get to it. And then we get it fixed. And then, like, I look up on my inventory schedule, it's 18 weeks old. And said, I gotta shoot this bitch. And I run it through the auction. It brings 1800. Now, bam. And then you're standing there and you buy it back. That's what's gonna happen. That's really what's gonna happen. I'll give you two grand for it. 2500.

[Caller]

No, no, I can't do that.

[Michael Turley]

Get your wife on the phone. She wishes you would.

[Crab]

She wants that gone.

[Michael Turley]

All right, well, if I. If I. Somewhere in my travels, if somebody says, hey, man, did you ever watch the Banana Splits Club when you were six? Do you remember those little bathtubs with wheels on them and lawnmower engines? Two strokers. Yeah, I'm dying for one. I'll say, hey, I know this guy in Gainesville. He's got one. And then we'll go through all that. You know what they'll want to give four. And you're gonna hold up at six. And I wasted two days of talking to people about nothing. This is how my life goes. This is why I'm such a jerk. Jerk. I'm really not a jerk. It just. It just makes you. It hardens you. Does it make sense, Donnie?

[Caller]

Yep.

[Michael Turley]

All right. Thank you, God.

[Crab]

Excited, John?

[DJ Pre K]

Banana Buggy man. I'm just looking it up.

[Michael Turley]

One banana, two banana, three banana, four. You'll do that for five minutes, be like, get rid of this son of a bitch. We'll get drunk one night, drive it in the pond. It'll be the funnest day ever. And then it will sit there for 10 years and I'll sell it for $500. That's so great. Okay, back to the rest of the story. Oklahoma, congratulations. You've done something good as a civilization.

[Crab]

Have they yet?

[Michael Turley]

Yes, they have taken us to the finals. It's the first NBA finals that have actually happened. The final game in nine years.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Crab]

I think the last one was at the Cavs 2016.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, with the Cavs. Yeah. Yeah.

[Crab]

There's only been. This will be the 20th game seven in NBA history. That's, that's not many.

[Michael Turley]

Well, you know those Oklahomans, they're always up for a payoff. So they took the payoff and let Indiana run away from him the other night.

[Crab]

Yeah, they.

[Michael Turley]

So that they take it to seven.

[Crab]

They didn't seem like they were trying very hard. Now, although Indiana is well coached team which we talked about before.

[Michael Turley]

I mean Rick Carlisle, ladies and gentlemen.

[Crab]

He, he's got that team playing as a team. I mean they, they have eight guys in double digits for the series.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Crab]

Oklahoma City only has two. Two really good ones. And that's probably going to be the difference. So it really is talent. You got two best, two of the best better players in the league and then versus a full team. What outdoes it in game seven? The coaching, good team work or the superstars? What do you think, John?

[Michael Turley]

I think Oklahoma's gonna win. I don't know about all that. Well, that's part of it.

[Crab]

And that's why you think Oklahoma's win. Because the superstars outdoes a teamwork.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I want the Pacers to win. I think I do too.

[Crab]

It'd be a great.

[Michael Turley]

The only reason I really went into this one in the Thunder to win. But the Pacers were such dogs at seven odds under and they put up such a great fight. It's really been fun to watch. I do hope Oklahoma wins at the end. But a Pacers, I just. I'm always up for an underdog. I love underdog, underdog comebacks. And that's what we're in.

[Bobbo]

That's great. You know, look at, look at Mr. Turley. That's, that's a great assessment, man. Superstar play over teamwork. The Pacers pass the ball like 200 times more than the Thunder did.

[Crab]

Yeah, that's Carl.

[Bobbo]

That's teamwork. That's spreading it around. So you can't just guard Halliburton the whole game. You can't. You know, we've got. Actually, we've got a sound bite from game six, which was a fabulous game six.

[DJ Pre K]

The Pacers played on their home court, as you know, and like a team with everything to lose. They really. They really played well dominating OKC the Thunder in game six. Here is some audio from that. That 108 to 91 victory.

[Michael Turley]

Top of the fake, top of the.

[Bobbo]

Three, puts it in. Exclamation points from Obi. Toppins cross court.

[Michael Turley]

Siakam for the slam.

[DJ Pre K]

Siakam Nisman, corner three.

[Caller]

Bang.

[Michael Turley]

Halliburton finds a spot, launches and it's long. Three pointer from Halliburton. Halliburton ducks under. Give and go. Halliburton fan. Shot's good.

[Bobbo]

That at Nimhard.

[Michael Turley]

Shepard just gets it off.

[Bobbo]

That's good.

[Crab]

That's good.

[Michael Turley]

At the buzzer. A 30 point lead. Facing elimination.

[Bobbo]

Bang, bang.

[DJ Pre K]

At the buzzer. What, are you gonna learn to talk like that at the buzzer?

[Crab]

For you gamblers out there, the total points is 214. Take the under. Traditionally, game sevens are low scoring, but the thunders 214 total points in the game. Take the under. I'm just telling you that because game seven, hottie blonde.

[Michael Turley]

That is a scrapper that was fighting for Caitlin Clark the other day when somebody tried to pluck her eyeball out like Pulp Fiction or Kill Bill.

[Crab]

Yeah, WNBA is trying to get some attention, and that's a way to do it. Chicks fighting.

[Michael Turley]

Chicks fighting themselves.

[Bobbo]

They're heating up.

[Michael Turley]

I'm here talking about it. I'm interested. I told my wife, we need to start paying more attention to this. She said, I tried, but I just can't get into it. But I mean, chicks fighting is good.

[Crab]

And you know what? They're getting better looking in the nwnba, too. I'm just. I'm throwing it out there, all right? I know it's very sexist.

[Bobbo]

Absolutely. I'm in love with that gal that had the barbecued double quarter pounder at McDonald's. I don't know her name.

[Crab]

I don't know either, but no idea.

[Michael Turley]

Who's the hot black girl that's getting all the money?

[Bobbo]

That's what I'm talking about.

[Crab]

I don't know the name. I'm sorry. She went to lsu, right? I can't think. I don't know. Angel Reese.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Crab]

There you go.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's right.

[Crab]

Knows.

[Bobbo]

Oh, for show, Pre K knows black people.

[Michael Turley]

All right, now, speaking of, it's time for white, black, Latino or other.

[Crab]

Oh, yeah, let's get to that. Oh, wait, you got a phone call there.

[Michael Turley]

Go ahead. Okay, I can. I can. You are now about to witness the.

[Bobbo]

Strength of street knowledge.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[Crab]

So, yeah, y' all know the drill. I'mma read y' all a crime story, and y' all just give me, you know, the vibe that it gives. All right, y' all, this week we've got a dirty, dirty thief, but not before getting himself clean. Our suspect was captured on Candid Camera breaking and entering into a Tallahassee home, where he helped himself to some snacks, then decided to wash him off. Wash some of the crime off him by hopping into the homeowner's shower and getting himself clean white, using the owner's soap and towels and all that.

[Michael Turley]

Ew, break. I can't read. He caught the gg I'm doing my best.

[Crab]

After he got dipped and whipped, he decided he had enough of the felony lifestyle and grabbed the owner's house keys and headed out the door just like anybody else would out of their own crib. Like I said, the homeowner had cameras in the crib to catch every little detail, and they were able to identify the bathing bandit and arrest him. But was he white, black, Latino, or other? Tallahassee, Florida.

[Michael Turley]

Latinohassee took a shower.

[DJ Pre K]

That's a white meth guy.

[Michael Turley]

This is a. This is a Latino wanting to get a shower.

[DJ Pre K]

Really? Really?

[Bobbo]

All right, I'm gonna go black, and I ain't going back.

[Michael Turley]

I'm going Iranian just because of what's going on this week.

[DJ Pre K]

All right.

[Crab]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Other John's.

[Michael Turley]

Other Michael.

[Crab]

He took the house keys, too. He took the house keys with him when he left Tallahassee. I'm going African American, okay?

[Michael Turley]

Don't be a racist.

[DJ Pre K]

Two blacks, an Iranian and a white.

[Bobbo]

Walk into a bar.

[DJ Pre K]

To a bar.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, why the long stoop? Why the long face? All right, all right.

[Bobbo]

I don't know. We'll.

[Crab]

All right, so we got our guesses in.

[Michael Turley]

Well, our walk into a bar, one offers the other one to push his stool in.

[DJ Pre K]

All right. Hey, Pre K, what's the answer to the deal?

[Crab]

Our perp is Claude Thurman, a white man arrested for breaking and entering and unlawful use of a shower.

[DJ Pre K]

Wow, that's. And that's. In Florida. That's a law, is it? It Unlawful use of a shower.

[Crab]

Nice job, J.

[DJ Pre K]

Thank you.

[Bobbo]

Especially a golden one.

[Michael Turley]

We'll be back in a minute.

[J.D. Ryan]

Whoops Yep, the John Clay Wolf Show. Ages like a fine milk.

[Michael Turley]

Let's just check this out. Oh, God, that's. That's bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

Check out the podcast, vids, socials, all that [e-mail]. this is the John Clay Wolf Show. Yo. We're back to the John Clay Wolf show. Taking over your radio every Saturday morning.

[Bobbo]

Hit him up.

[J.D. Ryan]

800-800-Readio. The John Clay Wolf Show.

[Michael Turley]

Did I ever tell you the story about the first time these guys played my bar in 1993 when I was 20 years old?

[Bobbo]

I don't think so.

[Michael Turley]

So they had this Australian manager, this is better than Ezra, out of New Orleans. And he was calling, wanting this and that, and he was a jerk, Jeffrey. And I'm like, hey, man, we don't know who you are. You're not gonna bring anybody. I know that you're famous in New Orleans, but you're not famous in Fort Worth, Texas. So he said, I'm gonna come up there for $50 and I want all the door and I want you to book me 10 more times over the next two years for the same deal. So better than Ezra showed up. Like, who the hell's better than Ezra? Who's this? Who's this smack talking Australian prick? And these three guys show up and they play and it was good.

[DJ Pre K]

Was it packed? No, people didn't show up. Okay.

[Michael Turley]

But we were already packed. He wanted to put his band in front of our large crowd. That's why he wanted them to play our place, because we were a college bar and he knew we were the good one. So it was packed. They played for damn near free. And they did play about 10 more times.

[DJ Pre K]

Sure.

[Michael Turley]

And then they got a record deal with Island, I think, or Electra. Hit mtv. Hit it Big Carrie. I used to play drums with them. Yeah, it was fun. Those guys are great.

[Bobbo]

Were they good live?

[Michael Turley]

They're great live.

[Bobbo]

Their recordings, they sound like the kind of a band that did things in only just a couple.

[Michael Turley]

Well, there's just three men making all that music.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Crab]

Yeah. They're sharp lines.

[Bobbo]

That's awesome.

[Crab]

Seen them House of Blues.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, you saw them at House of Blues?

[Crab]

Yeah, it's. They're really good. It's a really tight band. Like you're talking about.

[Michael Turley]

I wonder what they'd cost now. More than 50 bucks.

[Crab]

Yeah, I bet.

[Michael Turley]

That. That deluxe album, their first album, their debut album, it's the best one by far.

[Bobbo]

It's great record. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

All the way through.

[Michael Turley]

Tripping Daisy came through back then. Same kind of thing. The Nixons out of Oklahoma City.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. Wow.

[Michael Turley]

Jack O. Crap. Who else?

[Bobbo]

I don't know. Oh, the Toadies.

[Michael Turley]

The Toadies. They were incredible. They started right there.

[DJ Pre K]

Better than errors or. The events range from $25,000 to a hundred thousand dollars.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

They could sell $25,000 worth of tickets. 8008-0072-3480-0800-radio. Dana 01001 06. With 56,000 miles. What color is it?

[Caller]

Red.

[Michael Turley]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Average.

[Michael Turley]

What's keeping it from being great and perfect?

[Caller]

I mean, just the age, I think, because it's really in good shape. I just hate to call anything excellent.

[Michael Turley]

I hear you. I appreciate that.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Are the seats. Do they have a lot. Do they have the lines in the seats where the leather's cracked a little bit?

[Caller]

Not really. And they've got the. I think you call them the tuxedo seats that are red and black leather.

[Michael Turley]

With 56, 000 miles. I paid a lot for these cars. Like with 8, 000 miles and 5, 000 miles. With 56, I'm a 16, 5, maybe 17 grand. But.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

And if that.

[Caller]

And I appreciate that, sure.

[Michael Turley]

Go to givemetheven.com if you'd like to sell it.

[Caller]

Thank you, John.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you. 800-800-7234. Paul, I don't want no 2000 Taurus for no price. I don't care about that thing. I know it's got 50,000 miles on it, but I don't know. I mean, I think you're having fun talking about it. Paul, you there? Alabama. Paul.

[Crab]

You don't even talk about it.

[Michael Turley]

He don't talk about it.

[Bobbo]

You don't sound like fun.

[Michael Turley]

He don't sound like fun at all. Okie dokie. What's next? Mail from jail.

[Bobbo]

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. John. This week's mail from Jail Energy reads. Hey, John Clay. Howdy and salutations. Big fan of the show and I tune in every Saturday morning. I get a dose of rock and roll and laughs that I used to get before I came to Priority Prison. You and Bob O. J.D. ryan, keep me rolling. Prison sucks, as I'm sure you've heard. Lots of bad folks in here, too. But I've managed to make some friends as well. Shout out to Douglas and Pancho. They'll get a kick out of that. My boy Pancho is a bit of a drama starter. The other day he kicked off a commissary lady by cussing her out. Yeah, commissary is normally Stressful anyways. But when this lady locked down her window and told the dorm no more and left the hallway full of us felons hanging, I almost saw my first ride. We pretty much took over the hallway and said, nothing's going in or out until we get what we want. Dum dum dum dum dum dum. Cooler heads prevail though, when the warden got wind of it. But everybody was still upset in their cells. And then I saw something I never thought I'd see in penitentiary. Guards came in with boxes of pizza, gave the whole unit a pizza party. Yeah, I don't know how a unit full of deranged felons earned a pizza party for hijacking the commissary unit and threatening a woman's life. But I've learned you do what you can to de escalate the ticking time bombs all over this place in here. Just thought I'd share that story with you. I'll be tuning in to hear my letter, so I hope you read it. I hope when I get out you boys are still at it so I can make it to a meetup and drink a brew with you and the crew. Your friend, Anthony Wilson. Alfred D. Hughes, unit, Gatesville, Texas. Gatesville, partner. If you got mail from jail, send it on down the line to us here at p. O. Box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. The zip code is 76147. Threw him a damn pizza party right there on the cell block.

[Michael Turley]

Abidam.

[Bobbo]

That's better than I did. Now I did play him an hour and a half show. I refuse to drink the water y' all are all aware of. That would have been nice. We have some damn pizza.

[Michael Turley]

Speaking of drinking, it's amazing how different I feel today. I didn't drink last night. Normally on Friday nights I go to town, I run into a bunch of people I know or fans of the show and sit there and have beers. And then I'm not wasted. But I've been drinking. Sure. And I didn't drink at all yesterday. And I Woke up at 5:30 this morning. I got to bed at 10:30 and went and made you some bacon.

[DJ Pre K]

Thank you so much.

[Michael Turley]

And coffee. And then went and rode 10 miles on the cross country trail on the dirt bike. I mean, I feel like a new man.

[Bobbo]

If you had not a drop yesterday.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, I had a couple. I wasn't drunk. I had no hangover. I have no.

[Bobbo]

I had one glass of cabernet last night and I'm So ashamed.

[Michael Turley]

Why?

[Bobbo]

My minimum's three.

[DJ Pre K]

Very nice.

[Bobbo]

I let myself down there, Coach.

[Michael Turley]

Right. I tried to take y' all on a drive last night and y' all didn't go. I didn't realize you had another set to do when you and Paul were playing.

[Bobbo]

Well, yeah, there was no scheduled act, so we kind of did a double and a half.

[DJ Pre K]

What was the car you were in? The black one.

[Michael Turley]

It's a 67442. We sold it at that sale last Christmas where I had all those great cars from Tulsa, Oklahoma.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And I was sick about selling that one. And I did a video and I was like, I would much rather have the 3,000, that car sitting in my garage than the 3,000 profit it made. And the guy saw the video and he came up to me at the Gas Monkey Ice House Live last week, sold it back and said, hey, do you want that car back? I was like, yeah. And so it's here.

[DJ Pre K]

It's cool.

[Michael Turley]

I think it's the best there is. Huh?

[Bobbo]

Impala, right?

[Michael Turley]

No, no, no. Oldsmobile 442.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Stick shift, Hearst edition. W30, red inner fenders. Absolutely. I think it's the best one out there.

[Bobbo]

Sounds great.

[Michael Turley]

No, I mean, I think it's like the best example of one out there.

[Bobbo]

Look like Chevrolet to me.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know. It's one of those cars you don't want to do with it. Put some stupid price on it and just sit on it.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

125, 000.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Wow.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, I paid a lot for it.

[DJ Pre K]

I know you did, but.

[Michael Turley]

But I'm marking it up 50 grand, I think. Yeah, 50 gram and mark it at 50 grand. I'm just going to sit on it and wait for some rich, goofy son of a bitch say, I gotta have.

[DJ Pre K]

That'S core I need right there.

[Michael Turley]

Well, I mean, it's just the best one there is. Yeah, I'm telling you, it's the best one there is. If we have these cars sitting around, might as well have good. Good crap.

[Crab]

Not a chicken. What is it, the fire chicken over there?

[Michael Turley]

We've got a classic collector sale next Wednesday at Mannheim, Dallas. If you want to buy those cars, you need to grab a dealer to get you a login so you can buy them because you'll save a ton of money and you won't have to pay those stupid prices like I'm talking about.

[DJ Pre K]

Do we have a target date for the super chicken to be fixed? Done.

[Crab]

Fire chickens. Not happening anytime soon.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, just every time we get somebody to get started on. If they get started on another job.

[Bobbo]

Last August was the target.

[Michael Turley]

We do have a video coming out at noon Today Central, and he's did a good job. Remember when you and I sat down in. In the W6 steakhouse house in. In Walnut Springs and did that bit and you. Oh, yeah, you played. What song was it when I was pushing. Anyway, I saw the video yesterday in the girl driving the Chevelle.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And the car catching on fire in the shop, which you did not see in some other stuff. And Braden put a video together, and I was like, chop these up into three stories. Do A story, a B story, and a C story, because it's like 30 minutes long. And I like, do, like sitcoms where they cut to the other one. And I said, grab like the Seinfeld bass line so when you switch and you pivot to another scene, people will know what we're doing.

[DJ Pre K]

Transitional.

[Michael Turley]

He's like, why? We haven't trained the listeners to look it like that. I said, well, I think television has.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

And there's some television products in our. In our. You know, Rollins and I've been working on this TV thing, and it's. I really. It's happening. So we need to start getting into TV mode in our shooting and our delivery and our film.

[Bobbo]

Absolutely.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Production.

[Michael Turley]

All right, we'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars of Radio. This better nezra.

[J.D. Ryan]

From the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show, America's largest weekend morning show. Call John 800-800-RADIO. Check out the [e-mail] or John Claywolf.com.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, Dave, in California, you've got a 85 Grand National Buick.

[Caller]

Yes. Yes, sir.

[Michael Turley]

I think. I think that's a T type, not a Grand National. I don't think. I don't think it has an intercooler on it. I think in. In that. In 85.

[Caller]

No, it doesn't. You're right.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. In 85, it was what it looks like, a Grand National. It's called T type, and some people put grand national badging on them. But 86. 7 is the grand Nationals. And I know this because I made this mistake. I was at Barrett Jackson, Florida, two years ago, and I thought I ripped a Grand national for 21 grand. And it was not a great national.

[Caller]

Really. It has all the badges on the interior, everything on the. On the dash, the glove box, the seats.

[Michael Turley]

So sounds like you got a hold of the one that I bought. When did you buy it?

[Caller]

I bought it in October at Barrett Jackson in Scottsdale, Arizona.

[Michael Turley]

I bet the guy that bought it from me sold it there. I bet you got hooked on it. I bet we both made the same mistake.

[Caller]

I mean, how many miles did. How many miles did it have?

[Michael Turley]

Third, 30s?

[Caller]

No, this has 22. This came from Washington. I'm the second owner. Okay, second owner.

[Michael Turley]

Well, you might be the third one. So.

[Caller]

It's not a grand national.

[Michael Turley]

It's not a grand national.

[Caller]

It doesn't have the intercooler.

[Michael Turley]

Mine actually had an intercooler. They put an aftermarket intercooler on it, but it still doesn't make it a grand national. And I. I wound up losing. Like, I think I sold it for about what I gave for it before the fees. You know, they charge 10%, then you gotta ship it. You gotta da da da da da. So I lost all my expenses and I think I sold it for 22 grand at Mannheim Dallas.

[Caller]

Yeah, See, I bought it for 30, plus a 10% to Barrett Jackson. Another thousand to get it home. So I'm into it like. And plus the register and all that was another four grand. So I'm into about 37. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Register.

[Caller]

What do you think I could get 30 for it?

[Michael Turley]

No, I mean, I just told you.

[Caller]

License and all that.

[Michael Turley]

I sold mine for 22.

[Caller]

Wow. Okay.

[Michael Turley]

And I bought mine at Barrett Jackson, West Palm for 22. So.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, there you go. Sometimes we deliver bad news. Scott Dallas. An O1 Mercedes S600, which is a V12, is a two door, four door.

[Caller]

It's a four door.

[Michael Turley]

What color?

[Caller]

Black on black.

[Michael Turley]

These cars were terrible about breaking down or having. Does have any lights. Any service that needs to be done.

[Caller]

To any does not. And it's had its normal service. It's had only got 28,000 miles on it. So. And you know, whenever the calendar pops up on the computer, oh, you need service. B.

[Michael Turley]

Even though you put 60 miles just like an airplane.

[Caller]

Correct.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah.

[Caller]

And we don't like the lights. The motor doesn't like the lights on the dash. So of course we always got it serviced.

[Michael Turley]

Well, I'm a. These things are tricky. I like the miles. I'm a ten thousand dollar buyer on a 01 S600 with 28, 000 miles.

[Caller]

Totally understand. Yeah. When you look at the Kelly blue book, it's the same. And back in the day, these were close to six figures, you know, because it was a.

[Michael Turley]

They're monsters.

[Caller]

Pretty hot.

[Michael Turley]

Now, if it was a two door, if it was a two door, it would be worth double that.

[Caller]

That's what I heard also. And they're like a collector. Every time we pull it in to get service, you know, everyone just kind of drops what they're doing, looks at it, and you just got to get that one specific buyer. And like you said, very, very rare to find someone that finds it nostalgic.

[Michael Turley]

Yep.

[Caller]

So.

[Michael Turley]

Because it still just looks like. It looks like something you drop the kids off at school in. But it's really more than that. It's better than that. I understand, but it just doesn't have that sex appeal. But if you want to sell for ten grand, go to givemetheven.com and we'll buy it.

[Caller]

I appreciate your time, sir.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you. Thank you. What you got, boss? You got. You just lost a listener.

[Satan]

You just lost a listener.

[Michael Turley]

You did.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh. This is Amanda Pier in Katy, Texas. Now, are we talking about movies and guys being naked in movies? Not liking that?

[Crab]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yes. Schwarzenegger and his son were talking about doing nude scenes.

[DJ Pre K]

There we go. Well, this lady's not happy with us at all. She said, so I guess guys get all the eye candy because of your so called straight men just can't handle seeing male nudity featured in films. And the answer is no, we can't. I am sick of this double standard. Every movie I go to, you got the women, you got the breasts, you got the butts. What about us ladies?

[Michael Turley]

And I think, why are you such a sexist?

[DJ Pre K]

She just says, here, I want to see that dong. And you fellas need to stop that. Why did I read that?

[Michael Turley]

Why did you read this?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, my God. You guys need to stop Ron Burgundy being such babies. About. About it. We deserve. Well, I'm not going to say it again. Amanda Pier in Katy, Texas. Thanks for that.

[Satan]

You just lost.

[Michael Turley]

Well, that's as bad as the guy that's been on hold for three hours wanting to tell a story about a car that he sold a kid for his handicap mentally challenged son. And then the son started calling him masturbating.

[DJ Pre K]

What?

[Michael Turley]

And I'm like, what? Why is this guy on hold? Why?

[Bobbo]

I mean, we have a phone screener, don't we?

[Michael Turley]

We do. And he asked me, he said, hey, this guy's been on hold for a while. I was like, he told me what he wanted the story wanted to tell us. I'm just gonna leave that one alone at this point in my life, because you're gonna offend someone, you're gonna offend, you know, anybody. Just name it.

[DJ Pre K]

Just name. Name somebody.

[Michael Turley]

Right? Name anybody.

[Bobbo]

I think it's universal that. That most straight men don't appreciate full frontal male nudity in films and on television.

[DJ Pre K]

I agree.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, Wes. And Dallas, a 94 GMC pickup with 140, barely running. I'll give 800.

[Caller]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Michael Turley]

Go ahead.

[Bobbo]

That's all.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And it's not, you know, and a lot of the. A lot of the good nudity is going away. Like they used to have, you know, 10 with Bo Derek. That was really. Anything with Bo Derek.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Porkies.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. What's backtracks this week, boss?

[Bobbo]

Oh, boy. It's Kinks birthday this day in 1944. England's beloved godfather of Brit pop, the lead vocalist, rhythm guitarist, and primary songwriter for the rock band the Kinks. Sir Raymond Douglas Davies, was born at 6 Denmark Terrace in London.

[Crab]

Do all that again. I don't think anybody heard.

[Michael Turley]

And a little yellow man.

[Bobbo]

Hey, he said, what's backtracks? I'm telling him. And he goes off. I can't help it, man. Singing a little about mentally challenged. All right.

[Michael Turley]

I'm just singing.

[Bobbo]

I was like, what do you think?

[Michael Turley]

When I'm talking, you're not talking. No, when I'm talking. He's leaving that over. That, too. Did you see that?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Alec Baldwin filed for divorce over that little pushy broad. And she's no out.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, you know, she wrote him while he was on top. He's not exactly on top anymore. They're not. They're not scrambling to put him in movies.

[Bobbo]

It turns out he's sexist.

[Michael Turley]

While she was on top.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

You're just a dirty old bastard.

[DJ Pre K]

Bastard.

[Crab]

All right, you want to get to the Kinks here?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. We got two King songs. We turned them backwards. If you can correctly identify them, you get a John Clay Wolf show prize pack, including your choice of anything from our website. Right, John?

[Michael Turley]

I don't think there's much on there that's any good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, stop it.

[Bobbo]

And I've already picked up LP copy of the King's Best from Born Late Music Man.

[DJ Pre K]

That looks cool.

[Bobbo]

Here comes track one.

[Michael Turley]

I got it. I'm writing it down next. Dude, I listened to the Kinks way too much as a kid. Like, way too much.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And I don't know what the hell that is.

[Bobbo]

That second one. It's the same melody backwards as it is forward.

[Michael Turley]

Go.

[Crab]

Sounds like Russian music.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that's what it sounds like. Sounds like polka. Ray Davies marries Chrissy Hines from the Pretenders and breaks everybody's. Oh, My God. They're still together. I think. Or is he even still alive? Hell, I don't know now.

[Bobbo]

They broke up.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, call in 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. If you know the answers to those two songs from the Kinks played backwards, what are the names of the songs? We'll play them one more time. That sounds kind of pokely. Poker. Poker, too.

[Bobbo]

Oh, it is. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Is that a hit?

[DJ Pre K]

That is totally Russian.

[Michael Turley]

That's a hint, yeah. God, I'm going to be surprised. I'm not looking intentionally. I don't want to know, okay? Cuz, I. I really. I want to play along. I'm having fun with y' all. Y' all entertain me. Cut to one more John in Kansas City. Do you know the answer?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

What is it?

[Caller]

Oh, God. I know. One is lazing on a Sunday afternoon.

[Bobbo]

No, not one. No.

[Caller]

All right. That's the second one.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Yes, you're right. The one I couldn't figure out. You're exactly right. Live this life of luxury.

[Crab]

What's the first one?

[Michael Turley]

The first one's the easy one. Dude, I'm hanging up on him. Put them on hold. Prek. Oh, no. You don't even have to. I just grab it. Hello? What? What? What are the Kink songs?

[Bobbo]

Come Dancing.

[Michael Turley]

Sunny Afternoon.

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[Michael Turley]

Cheek Come Dancing.

[Bobbo]

That's such a great song, man.

[Michael Turley]

Paranoia. Destroyer is a song. Not having a lot of songs. Not having that in this lineup kind of tells me a lot about you.

[Bobbo]

Well, which song?

[Michael Turley]

Destroyer. Play Destroyer. Let's. Let's. Let's. Jesus Christ.

[Bobbo]

That's a John thing. There's only one song with Billy Joel. It's Anthony. Anthony's song. Moving out, right? Van Halen. It's little guitars. There's only one song. Kinks had a lot of great songs, man. A lot of those songs were not big hits either.

[Michael Turley]

They had a lot of good songs. But this is a great song. This is the Kinks. This is what it was all about.

[Bobbo]

It's okay.

[Michael Turley]

Hold on. Stay in control. We'll be right back. My name is John Claywolf. Car segments coming up next. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And we're going to bid the cars right after this song on the air for three minutes, and then we're gonna cut to another song. And then we're gonna come back with more bad. What do you call it? Bad taste. B.S. bad taste. B.S. bull. S in Bad taste. That's our product. That's what I'm pitching you. I'm not selling nothing but terrible humor and underhanded comments.

[DJ Pre K]

Now there's a bumper sticker.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethefin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Michael Turley]

Good on here. I'm not seeing any good on here at all. An 08 Ram half ton, small V8 with 200 on it. He wants four, six grand for. Hey, Will.

[Caller]

Hey, how you doing, John?

[Michael Turley]

I'm gonna pass.

[Caller]

You gonna pass?

[Michael Turley]

It's just too many miles.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's. Yeah, I'm kind of wondering about that. It's. I mean, it's in great condition, like as far as the engine and stuff. So I. And yeah, I was just wondering. And also I wanted to share a joke.

[Michael Turley]

I like jokes. I'd rather hear a joke than this truck because this truck is a joke.

[Caller]

Well, that's the joke. No, the better than Ezra that you're here. That when Norm MacDonald was on weekend Update, he said he had a thing where he said number one in the Billboard top music charts is better than Ezra. Number two was Ezra.

[Michael Turley]

I love Norm. Wes, what have you got?

[Caller]

2022 Mustang, 2.4 liter turbo, 10 speed. Handicap blue with the black package.

[Michael Turley]

Never heard of handicapped blue?

[Caller]

Well, it's that. It's that new blue, everybody. Chevy's got it now.

[Michael Turley]

Miami blue Porsche calls it, I think.

[Caller]

I guess.

[Michael Turley]

Is it like. Is it like Papa Smurf? Is it like the color of Papa Smurf?

[Caller]

Yeah, kind of. Kind of. I've seen Beamers in it now. I've seen Camaros with it now. But it. Ford came out with it, I believe.

[Michael Turley]

I think it's a twenty five thousand dollar car.

[Caller]

Okay. Okay. Well, that's a start. I appreciate it. Want me to load it up?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah.

[Caller]

Look at it.

[Michael Turley]

We'll buy it and I may give 26 and a half. Let me. Let's take a look on the handicap blue. The best colors, people. Just so we're on this topic. Moonstone gray, Miami blue. What he's talking about is pretty good. And chalk, which is like a flat white, like a piece of chalk. Those are. Those are the popular selling colors right now in sports cars and luxury cars. So I like the color. Crippled blue. Yeah. Homosexual. Homosexual blue coming to us from Wes in Dallas. All right, thank me. All right, we'll be right back. My name is John Claywolf by Cars the radio for America's best car buyer give me the vin.com and don't remember. Don't forget. If you need to ship some flowers out, some flowers to someone, you're in trouble or you want to tell them thanks, Gordon Boswell Florist. And you can get a link to Gordon Boswell at JCW Show Like John Claywolf, jcwshow.com be right back.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is the John Clay Wolf show. Check out the gimme The Vin Garage YouTube channel, complete with live video stream.

[Michael Turley]

Be sure to check him out on.

[J.D. Ryan]

His [e-mail].

[Michael Turley]

The news is crazy. Isn't it weird we have two news channels in America that tell you two completely different news. Thank God we don't do that with the weather. Wouldn't that be insane if we had political opinionated weather? Like, hey, we're going to the beach tomorrow. Let's check the left wing weather. Hey, folks, 90 degrees outside, beautiful day for an abortion. We got some dark clouds coming in. Excuse me, clouds of color. And as you can see, we got tropical storm Kelly a brewing slowly transition to hurricane Kevin. But we don't judge and we're not sure what the future holds. But we know it's female. Back to you. They them. Holy moly. That was weird. Let's check the right wing weather. Maybe that'll be a little more informative. The right wing weather. Hey, folks, grab your boots. It's 100 chance of storming the Capitol. Oh, yeah. Gonna be a lot of hailing and hiling out there. And we got some ice in the Midwest. We need some ice at the border, I'll tell you that right now. And praise the Lord. And back to you, sugar.

[J.D. Ryan]

Broadcasting coast to coast, this is the.

[Michael Turley]

John Clay Wolf show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hit him up 800, 800 radio. Hit up the website for podcasts, merch, and how to contact the [e-mail] oh, and while you're giving them the finger.

[Michael Turley]

Give him a vin.

[J.D. Ryan]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, Odessa. Guys that were expecting us at F1 Bar and Grill. We're not there today. We will come back soon into a makeup date. There were some logistic problems. Rollins went to. He's at a deal Route 66 car thing in Tulsa. Richard is. And guess who he sat next to at the bar last night before he gets on the plane.

[Bobbo]

Ozzy.

[Michael Turley]

On a guy that's going back to Tulsa.

[Crab]

Sylvester Stallone?

[Michael Turley]

No, my brother.

[Crab]

Oh. Oh, God.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

Exactly. I was like, oh, God.

[Bobbo]

Oh, God.

[Michael Turley]

Because he's my older brother. He's seven years old, so he Always has to be in the middle of my business and tell everybody what's going on and how it's supposed to be. And really, with John, this man, right? And I was just like. When he told me that, I was.

[Bobbo]

Like, oh, God, Next time you see Rawlings, his stock tank will be half full.

[Michael Turley]

It'll be fine. But it's just. It's just. Brothers are. They're interesting.

[Bobbo]

I understand older sisters can be the exact same kind of thing. But, I mean, I like. Your brother's always nice to me, so. He and I are cool. But I can. I can see what you're saying.

[Michael Turley]

Anytime I have something, he just. He just goes into my stuff like it's his. That's the problem. I mean, I remember when I was a kid, you know, when we were about the same size. I'm in high school, I get new clothes for school, right? Remember when you go shopping for school and I had my new stuff laid out? I was excited. And he would come in my room and take what he liked. God, Just like Chet from Weird Science. It's not yours anymore. It's mine. He killed my horse.

[DJ Pre K]

What?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, he didn't, like, murder it.

[DJ Pre K]

What do you mean?

[Michael Turley]

He. He. I. They wanted me to rope cavs real bad. He. My dad. My dad. Really? And my brother was Mr. All PRCA Roper. Blah. So there was a horse. They bought me a roping horse. I started roping on the horse. It's my horse. I'm kind of half assed getting into this. Sure. But the truth was, it was his practice horse, not his show horse. And they just called it my horse just to try to lure me in. So he's practicing on him in the middle of the afternoon in the summer. Put him in the stall. He died. Overheated.

[DJ Pre K]

Overheated. Okay. You haven't got over this, have you?

[Michael Turley]

It's just. It's just making me think.

[DJ Pre K]

Because you're thinking about it. I can see it.

[Michael Turley]

And then dad wanted me to be in the horses so bad, dude. So I'm in College. I had two cars. I had this Jeep CJ7 that I built. Put big tires, wheels. Bought it as a junker from one of my brother's friends for $2,500. Made it badass. Used it in high school. I go to college, and it sits at the house. Dad said, hey, we need to do something with this Jeep. I'm like, well, I can't take it to college. I guess I'll sell it. So my dad runs into the drunk neighbor Car dealer. They used to go to the strip joints with him, of course. And I come home from college and I've got a white trash dragster 81 Camaro and a Volkswagen dune buggy. No, on trade.

[DJ Pre K]

Sorry, I'm not laughing. Yeah, I am.

[Michael Turley]

And some cash. Now, my dad kept the cash, of course, and we've got these two cars. And I'm like, well, I don't want either one of them.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And then the guy. I said, tell Larry to go sell those. I don't want these. And so they got like four grand for him. And my dad kept that money. So they reminded me that, like, he paid for the tires that went on the Jeep. And then there was this cult that was born at our there's more ranch. Yeah, it was real spooky. And he was gonna get rid of him because he was jumpy. It was a badass stud horse, but it had a really good pedigree. But he was wild. And I took the time to, like, saddle break this horse. I mean, you just had to, like, put a blanket over back and just slowly, slowly, slowly got this horse to calm down. I actually saddle broken myself. It turned into my horse. I'd come home from college, ride this horse quite often. I was like actually getting into horses. All they ever wanted me to do was get into horses. I got into horses. And he sent him to the trainer, to the cutting trainer, because we're gonna turn him into cutting horse now because I've done such a good job with him. Okay, Sold him.

[Crab]

Jeez, man.

[DJ Pre K]

So much trauma.

[Crab]

John, I. You know what? The only way you can correct I.

[Michael Turley]

Didn'T get the money. Of course.

[Crab]

No, you have to talk to that horse. Right. That you lost, and we have him.

[DJ Pre K]

You gonna ch.

[Crab]

Yes. We're gonna channel the horse that John's brother killed.

[DJ Pre K]

You might be bridging this gap over the generation.

[Bobbo]

Got my Ouija board? Yeah, we're working on it.

[Crab]

I see it from the heavens.

[Michael Turley]

I think this is gonna suck.

[Bobbo]

What was the horse's name?

[Michael Turley]

I don't remember. I don't remember.

[Crab]

I'm sure he'll remember.

[Bobbo]

Just call him Cheeto.

[Michael Turley]

Gus Cheeto. Okay, Gus. He's a roping horse.

[Bobbo]

Gus the horse. Gus the horse. Can you hear us, Gus?

[DJ Pre K]

There he is.

[Satan]

Where am I? Hey, that's John. Clay, what are you doing over there? Where you been?

[Michael Turley]

Well, I've been here since you died in the heat stroke.

[Satan]

I'm sorry about that. Hey, your brother's a son of a bitch. I'll tell you what, man. You know, you and me was riding and roping and taking breaks and eating lots of hay, drinking water. Drinking water's good. You know, you could die like I did. Son of a bitch. Hey, we had some good times, though. Tell you what I really like all the time you come down there in the morning. Sometimes late in the morning, took you a while to get. But I'll tell you what, once you dedicated yourself to that and you roping in your skills and you're hoofing and everything, you was right into it. You could have been better than your brother. That's why he killed me. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, he used to call me names and he was hoofing awful hard. And he whipped me.

[Michael Turley]

No, no. Yeah.

[Satan]

Like some kind of hooker or something. So sorry to hear it's bad. It was just bad. Hey, it's okay now, though. I'm in horse heaven.

[Michael Turley]

Well, that's good. I didn't know horses went to heaven.

[Satan]

Yeah. Guess who my trainer is.

[DJ Pre K]

Who's that?

[Satan]

Ja Zsa Gabor. No, she's real nice to horses. You know, it's not like I'm a police horse. So. Anyway, hey, I got a time going on me here. You can reach me via Bob O's Ouija board anytime you want. Just use two hands. Manual. Your left fell out, Gus. And give me that old smile. Hey, I love you, man. Miss you, partner.

[Michael Turley]

Good to see you.

[Satan]

I'll see you one of these days when I get back there. I've been talking to Satan about it.

[Crab]

Oh, no.

[Satan]

We'll see what we can do on down the road, buddy.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you.

[DJ Pre K]

So much. Better than we thought it might be.

[Bobbo]

Wow. I can't believe that works.

[DJ Pre K]

That worked.

[Bobbo]

That's crazy.

[DJ Pre K]

That's amazing.

[Bobbo]

Jesus, the stuff we're capable of here.

[DJ Pre K]

I know, right?

[Michael Turley]

Bianca, you've got an 07 Miata with 115 has some damage to the trunk. Is it worth two grand? 1500. Two grand?

[Caller]

I. I think so. Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Load it up. Go to givemetheven. Com. Let's take a look. See, my name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars and tell weird stories on the radio. Right here for you. Hey, John, you know, you ought to get a podcast. You ought to get a podcast. Everybody's doing podcasts. I'm like, how's that? Well, there's only 4.5 million podcasts.

[DJ Pre K]

There's a lot of them.

[Michael Turley]

And we take this show, clip out all the commercials and all the music, and we put it up. What time do you put it up, Bob?

[Bobbo]

A Saturday afternoon, just as soon as I can. Usually between between three and five.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. And you can get it on Apple Music. You can get it at Spotify, all over the place.

[Bobbo]

Twitch. Twitch, I think, right?

[Crab]

Twitch, yeah, everywhere. And then YouTube, you can watch it again.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, you can. But the YouTube has the video and all that stuff going on too. All right, we'll be right back. Hey, I'm your life I'm the one who takes you there hey, I'm your life I'm the one who came.

[J.D. Ryan]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show, America's largest weekend morning show. 800, 800 radio. And check out the [e-mail] or john claywolf.com.

[Bobbo]

Of course we do.

[Michael Turley]

If we have Jeopardy, we can play it. Yeah, we drift around a little bit.

[DJ Pre K]

We do.

[Crab]

Yelled in the mic.

[DJ Pre K]

Speaking of drifting.

[Michael Turley]

Drifting? What do you mean?

[DJ Pre K]

Funny, funny, funny story this week. Speaking of drifting, a well known helicopter reporter. This is in Fox LA, Fox 11 LA. So he's covering the no Kings Trump deal. He. So he's up in the helicopter for the Fox TV channel and he just starts wondering in his mind because there's not much going on on the ground. So he starts talking about his failed marriage in the middle of a helicopter report about no Kings Day. This is cut number four. You know what?

[Caller]

I don't care.

[Michael Turley]

I am married. I am legally married.

[Caller]

I am legally married. That's about the only way you can really say it. But I am not looking at now at all. I just had a bunch of debacles.

[DJ Pre K]

With my personal life. Yes, it's true.

[Michael Turley]

I know it's hard to believe.

[Caller]

I got nothing right now.

[DJ Pre K]

Got nothing.

[Crab]

Got nothing.

[Michael Turley]

Not really looking.

[DJ Pre K]

Trying to find myself and be happy.

[Bobbo]

Happy.

[DJ Pre K]

I'm being serious about that. I want to be beholden to no.

[Michael Turley]

One at this moment. You know, Do I get lonely?

[DJ Pre K]

Of course.

[Satan]

Of course.

[Caller]

But I got cats.

[DJ Pre K]

He's got cats.

[Crab]

It's not like he's drinking and he's flying there.

[Michael Turley]

Was it a hot mic?

[DJ Pre K]

No, he was t. No, he was on the air.

[Michael Turley]

He knew he was.

[DJ Pre K]

He just like, you know what? I don't care about the no Kings thing. I don't hear, you know, hear about my life.

[Michael Turley]

Did your wife really leave you? Is that why you're out here last night?

[DJ Pre K]

Me?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, of course not. They'll be silly.

[Michael Turley]

I thought you said she left.

[DJ Pre K]

I never said that.

[Michael Turley]

Why do you. Why do you just say she left? But you said she left to go on a trip with her daughter.

[DJ Pre K]

No, she's actually. They're having a girl's weekend at my house in.

[Crab]

Oh, you got kicked out?

[DJ Pre K]

I got kicked out. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

We were supposed to be in Odessa.

[DJ Pre K]

We were gonna be in Odessa, and we didn't go to Odessa, So they had planned their girls weekend, so I didn't want to ruin the girls weekend.

[Michael Turley]

So I said, I'll just had to ruin my weekend.

[DJ Pre K]

I didn't ruin your weekend. You were so nice to me. You even brought me bacon and coffee for breakfast. Very kind.

[Michael Turley]

Did you go plunge in the pool late last night?

[DJ Pre K]

I did not because it was dark and scary.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, God.

[DJ Pre K]

I'm just serious, man. I go out there.

[Michael Turley]

Let's go. Jeopardy.

[Crab]

Is that time. Do we have a guest?

[Michael Turley]

We do. Crab wants to play Jeopardy. Grab Crab, you there?

[Caller]

Hey, good morning.

[Michael Turley]

Morning.

[Caller]

Morning, guys.

[Michael Turley]

Hey. Hey. Crab in California. Thanks. We're having fun. Hey, remember, everybody, at the end of this hour, we're going on our YouTube channel. Go to JCW show and it'll link straight to YouTube. Or you just go John Clay Wolf on YouTube. Braden put together a video, and these things are starting to work. And I want you all to. If. If everybody jumps on it right when it starts in the first, like, 10 minutes, then it scores. The algorithm makes it go high. All right, but you know, he's been getting half a million views and stuff on. Yeah, he's been doing a good job.

[Bobbo]

It ain't too shabby.

[Michael Turley]

And this is that one with the waitress that took my Chevelle and looped it out. Anyway, go ahead.

[Bobbo]

Must be time to test the intellect and pop culture IQ of our own John Clay Wolf. Show crew. There's John Clay right there, front and center. J.D. ryan, DJ Pre K is back in the nethers of our technical center and got Crab from California. Crab, can you hear us?

[Michael Turley]

Steve Crab?

[Caller]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

Good. Whenever you want to. Whenever you want to answer a question, you have to ding, ding, ding, ding. I will acknowledge you and then you answer the question, okay?

[Caller]

All right.

[Bobbo]

And speak up, damn it. Here comes your categories. Ready?

[Michael Turley]

Get that.

[Bobbo]

Category one is Nothing but Monkeys. Identify these famous simians in pop culture. And category two, House of Bob. Name the places in pop culture where these Bobs show up.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bobbo]

Ready to play Jeopardy.

[Michael Turley]

The hell's Bob?

[Bobbo]

Category one, Question one. When it comes to giant apes, King Kong's the king of them all. But this lesser known classic from the 40s featured a slightly smaller giant ape and was remade in 1998.

[Michael Turley]

Ding, ding, ding.

[Bobbo]

John, that Is Incorrect is a feature film in black and white. Well, I think a Ray Harryhausen claymation and was remade in 1998 starring Charlize Theron.

[Michael Turley]

You just told me.

[Crab]

Ding, ding, ding.

[Michael Turley]

Don't cheat.

[Bobbo]

Pre K. Dj Pre K. What is Congo as? Incorrect. Love that movie though.

[Michael Turley]

He did not cheat.

[Bobbo]

Correct answer is what is Mighty Joe Young. Yeah, love that as a kid. So I don't shout Doc Theater when I was seven. Question 2. A professional acting orangutan played Clint Eastwood sidekick in Every which Way But Loose. It was real name was Manus.

[DJ Pre K]

Ding, ding, ding.

[Bobbo]

J.D. ryan.

[DJ Pre K]

What is Clyde?

[Bobbo]

What is Clyde?

[Michael Turley]

Bam.

[Bobbo]

Right turn. Glide. Question three. This is the only Beatles album to feature John Lennon's cryptic tune, Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey. Which album did it come from?

[Caller]

The White Album. Ding, ding, ding.

[Bobbo]

That's correct. Hey, Crabs, host a ding first. But I think you're starting to get it. Category two, question one. Here we go. As a decades long host of a certain daytime TV game show, this famous Bob invited contestants to come on down. Eddie Ryan.

[Caller]

Bob Barker.

[Bobbo]

That's correct.

[Crab]

That was easy.

[Michael Turley]

I just called him a D. That was a softball. Softballs.

[Bobbo]

Question 2. This PBS painting and art instructor had an endless number of inspirational phrases like ding, ding, ding. Is that John?

[Michael Turley]

Who is Bob Ross?

[Bobbo]

That's correct.

[Crab]

Bam.

[Bobbo]

Happy little trees. Happy little trees.

[Crab]

Score is two to one to one.

[Bobbo]

Question three.

[Crab]

Okay, no points.

[Bobbo]

This popular actor and comedian starred in his first TV sitcom as a psychologist practicing in the city of Chicago. J.D. ryan.

[DJ Pre K]

Who's Bob Newhart?

[Bobbo]

That's a Bob Newhart show? That's correct. Wow.

[Crab]

JD's in the lead.

[Bobbo]

All right, down to Double Jeopardy questions already. Back to category one. This very young chimpanzee has been the star of children's books since 1940. Who is Curious George? That's correct.

[DJ Pre K]

Wow.

[Crab]

J.D. ryan is just Man.

[Michael Turley]

I'll take Social Security for. There we go.

[DJ Pre K]

I was gonna give.

[Bobbo]

Okay, question two. This popular television series, running from 1979 to 1981, featured actor Greg Evigan as truck driver Billy Joe McKay. John.

[Michael Turley]

Who is BJ and the bear?

[Bobbo]

That's correct.

[Crab]

And John's trying to come back.

[Michael Turley]

Is that a double? That's a double.

[Bobbo]

You're down by two into category two. Two questions left. Here we go. The 15th highest grossing film of 1991 starred Richard Dreyfus as an egotistical psychotherapist who's followed on vacation by a mentally unstable patient.

[DJ Pre K]

What About Bob is what About Bob?

[Satan]

Boom.

[Michael Turley]

That's a double header.

[Crab]

3 to 1.

[Michael Turley]

JD like the basketball Game Sunday. It's gonna be Indiana.

[Crab]

You want to just do one more.

[Michael Turley]

For the hell of it?

[Bobbo]

That's all I got is one more question. This actor, whose friends still just call him Bob, resurrected a career marred by drug abuse and actual jail time to come back in such a big way. He's now known to two generations of movie audiences as Iron Man.

[Michael Turley]

Ding, ding, ding.

[Bobbo]

John Clay Wolf.

[Michael Turley]

You want his name?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Well, if I had it at the top of my head, I would. I would give it it to you. It is. It's Iron Man. He. He's a dope addict from way back, and he's clean.

[Bobbo]

Less than zero. He was so good in that.

[Michael Turley]

He was so good in it, and.

[Crab]

He'S trying to get to there, guys.

[Michael Turley]

He's trying.

[Bobbo]

He's always so good.

[DJ Pre K]

Go ahead, grab spongebob.

[Bobbo]

God, it's.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, why can I not think of this? This is dumb. Am I mildly.

[Bobbo]

Nobody knows the actor that plays Iron Man.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, really, For Christ's sake, what's his name?

[Crab]

Ding, Ding.

[Bobbo]

Prek.

[Crab]

Robert Downey.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Thank you.

[Crab]

Not in last place, everybody.

[Bobbo]

What's our tally?

[Crab]

J.D. ryan with seven, John with three, Crab Pre K with two, and Crab with one.

[Bobbo]

J.D. ryan can win.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, baby.

[Michael Turley]

Thanks, Crab. Have a. Have a good. Have a good day in the LA riots.

[Caller]

God, yeah. That's fun.

[Bobbo]

Do y' all do rerun stuff? Do you get, like. Like stuck on reruns? Like, I mean, everybody does Andy Griffith Show.

[Michael Turley]

I love the new cable channels.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

On the free channels.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

It's the best television on television.

[Bobbo]

When's the last time you saw an episode of Bob Newhart?

[Michael Turley]

Those are called Fast channels.

[Bobbo]

Bob Newhart show is so great, brother.

[Michael Turley]

Darryl Mozart.

[Bobbo]

Really funny. It's so funny, man. I love it. His secretary, everybody on that show. The old neighbor guy, it's always bugging him. Great show. Bob Newhart.

[Michael Turley]

Mr. Roper. I haven't seen. Anyway, all because you know what the number one channel like that is? They're called fast channels. The free channels on Sims, you know.

[Bobbo]

Do you know Leave it to Beaver?

[Michael Turley]

No. Baywatch.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And Letterman.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. Old episodes. Letterman. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Because that's what Rollins and I are working on, doing a channel like that.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Yep. Because there's no new moto programming. There's no motor trend. Everybody quit doing new stuff. They're just running reruns. And we're. We've got an idea to do new stuff, and that's been consuming a lot of time lately.

[Bobbo]

But you could do old stuff. You Wanted to.

[Michael Turley]

We will do old stuff, too. His Fast and loud episodes are owned by Warner Brothers.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

So we cannot do those.

[Bobbo]

Do old driver's ed videos and they show car crashes and everything.

[Michael Turley]

If you want to watch new TV, new stuff, go to John, John Clay Wolf on YouTube right now. And I think that thing's set to fire off at 12 Central, which is now in two minutes. Remember, the show's brought to you by America's best car buyer. Give me the vin, like vin number dot com. Also Gordon Boswell Flowers around the corner across the country. Gordon Boswell Flowers is your hookup if you want to sell your classic or collector car. You can also put it into gmtvcc, which is Give me the vin Classic Collector. We buy Lamborghinis, Rolls Royces, diesel trucks, SEMA units, all of [e-mail]. do it all over the phone. We'll pick it up at your place. You can bring it to ours. Pay fast. Look at the reviews. The only people that really bitch on the reviews are the ones that say we lowballed them. That are just junk cars. Sure, they're all the junk cars. You know, the 500 stuff. Oh, they all the time. That's why I really don't ask for junk cars, because you never can make anybody happy with a good old junk car. We will be back next Saturday. And remember to go to John Clay Wolf on YouTube or jcwshow.com and watch the thing that Braden put together. That's coming up right now. And the replay of this show's on there as well. Bye. Oh, won't you please take me home Take me down to the paradise.

[Bobbo]

The John Clay Wolf show has been a presentation of givemethevin.com from the Westwood One Radio Network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Michael Turley]

Mirror. I can't quite remember the surgeon general says it's had a list. Agree that I have another cigarette but I can't see locker out.