Podcast Summary: The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #512 (07.12.25)
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Co-Hosts/Guests: J.D. Ryan, Steve Goldfield, Adam Carolla
Release Date: July 12, 2025
Duration: Approximately 3 Hours
1. Opening Remarks and Personal Updates
The episode begins with John Clay Wolfe greeting his audience from California at an early hour, expressing concern for his listeners and sharing updates about his friend Baba and daughter Brie.
- John Clay Wolfe [00:43]: “I am in California and it's six o' clock in the morning out here and I can't see you guys. Are y' all okay? I'm worried about you.”
Brie, Baba's daughter, recently got married in Florida, prompting discussions about family dynamics and past relationships.
- J.D. Ryan [01:21]: “She is beautiful. Her pictures look like something out of a magazine.”
2. Listener Stories and Car Calls
The show transitions into listener interactions, featuring stories and car sales calls.
a. West Virginia DUIs
A humorous yet cautionary tale about a couple in West Virginia who received DUIs for driving a stolen RV while engaging in indecent exposure and drug use.
- J.D. Ryan [05:11]: “A couple in West Virginia is behind bars after they both got DUIs... They both got busted for drugs, stolen RV and indecent exposure.”
b. Car Selling Calls
Multiple listeners call in to sell their vehicles, with John evaluating and bidding on them. Notable interactions include:
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Caller [06:17]: Offering a 1990 Corvette with original rust-free condition.
- John Clay Wolfe [06:43]: “If you find a pizza, right? If you find a piece of rust on this car, I'll give you the car for free.”
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Caller from Florida [10:12]: Selling a 2005 Toyota 4Runner.
- John Clay Wolfe [11:30]: “You know, people that are gonna spend that much money on a truck, they want leather, they want roof, they want the gear.”
3. Swinger Signals in Florida's Retirement Communities
A recurring segment explores the unique social signaling within Florida's retirement communities, specifically the use of colored loofahs on golf carts to indicate swinger preferences.
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J.D. Ryan [16:28]: “Sure, sure. So if you have a loofah on your golf cart, here's what they mean. White means you're a novice or beginner.”
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John Clay Wolfe [20:07]: “So what color is that? You just wanna crowd?”
The discussion humorously delves into misconceptions and the challenges posed by colorblind individuals in interpreting these signals.
4. Texas Flood Tragedy and Community Response
A significant portion of the episode addresses the devastating Texas flood, sharing personal stories, loss, and community resilience.
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David [15:08]: “People are praying for you. People are tuning in and they it's a heartfelt response.”
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John Clay Wolfe [27:21]: “Christian summer camp known as Camp Mystic. A legendary camp, a camp that people... They were there because they loved God...”
The hosts express deep sorrow over the loss of lives, particularly children, and discuss the extensive recovery efforts amidst ongoing challenges.
5. Car Meet at Sagebrush Cantina, Calabasas
John hosts a live car meet at Sagebrush Cantina in Calabasas, featuring a diverse array of vehicles and interactions with car enthusiasts.
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John Clay Wolfe [120:22]: “And this is the Lightning Round, sponsored by America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com.”
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Adam Carolla [93:00]: “We've got about 50. Huh, maybe. No, no spotter. No spotter.”
The event includes bidding segments where listeners call in to have their cars appraised and potentially sold through GiveMeTheVin.com.
6. Guest Interactions: Steve Goldfield and Adam Carolla
a. Steve Goldfield – Godfather of Cars and Coffee
Steve Goldfield shares his extensive experience with car rallies and the Cars and Coffee movement, emphasizing the evolution of car meets from exotic to diverse collections.
- Steve Goldfield [36:11]: “It was something to see, I'll tell you that much, man. All the, you know, cars with the 80 foes poking out, you know, rims that stick out a foot and a half.”
b. Adam Carolla – Racing and Rally Insights
Adam Carolla discusses his involvement in car rallies, particularly the Cannonball Run and Gumball 3000, highlighting the complexities and strategies behind successful races.
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Adam Carolla [102:26]: “You've got to have spotters. You have spotters. You could have... you have a whole radio system.”
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John Clay Wolfe [106:00]: “You have a 24, 24 diesel Chevy, 9,000 mile, four wheel drive truck, crew cab. Does it have a sunroof? No sunroof.”
7. Comedy and Humor Segments
Throughout the episode, the hosts intersperse humor, often poking fun at personal experiences, current events, and each other.
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David [121:09]: “I just sold a 2020 RX350. Yeah. Yeah.”
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John Clay Wolfe [157:46]: “He told me off the air. He was going whoring, by the way. He doesn't have kids, but.”
8. Jeopardy-style Quiz
In an interactive segment, the hosts engage in a Jeopardy-style quiz, testing their knowledge on topics like Greek mythology and rock & roll history.
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J.D. Ryan [173:01]: “What is the name of this movie?”
- Answer: “Clash of the Titans.”
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David [175:25]: “Who is Brian Jones?”
- Answer: “He was the first founding member of the Rolling Stones to die unexpectedly.”
9. Closing Remarks and Future Events
As the episode wraps up, John announces upcoming events and appearances, including Adam Carolla's comedy show and future car meets.
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John Clay Wolfe [172:47]: “We've got Adam Carolla here with... We're going to walk out here at 11 o' clock and go out and check you guys out and look at these cars.”
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Adam Carolla [94:07]: “We were the first ones to ever...”
Notable Quotes:
- John Clay Wolfe [06:43]: “If you find a pizza, right? If you find a piece of rust on this car, I'll give you the car for free.”
- David [16:28]: “Sure, sure. So if you have a loofah on your golf cart, here's what they mean. White means you're a novice or beginner.”
- J.D. Ryan [05:11]: “A couple in West Virginia is behind bars after they both got DUIs...”
- Adam Carolla [102:26]: “You've got to have spotters. You have spotters.”
Conclusion
Episode #512 of The John Clay Wolfe Show offers a blend of personal stories, listener interactions, car enthusiasm, and humor. From discussing tragic events like the Texas flood to engaging with car enthusiasts and exploring unique social signals in retirement communities, John and his co-hosts provide a multifaceted and entertaining narrative for their audience. The live car meet at Sagebrush Cantina adds an authentic touch, showcasing the community's passion for automobiles. Guest appearances by industry veterans like Steve Goldfield and Adam Carolla enrich the conversation, offering expert insights and lively discussions on car rallies and competitions.
For those who haven't tuned in, this episode encapsulates the show's spirit—combining relatable anecdotes, niche interests, and unfiltered banter to create an engaging and informative listening experience.