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Between the track and. And speech impediment. Terrence is mumbling. Okay. He saw Trump and he got caught in the flood, right? Yes, that's correct. Good morning, J.D. good morning, Johnny. So, guys, we're. I'm in Sheboygan, Wisconsin. Sheboygan. And we're sitting at the winner's Circle, guys. On the stream. I'll show you what I'm looking at. So we're sitting at the winner's Circle. They just started practice at the Road America roadway. Caroll is the grandmaster of events or something this year. Came up here with him. It's loud and we're gonna try it from here. But if this doesn't work, then I can always move into the. There's a house right behind me. But they said ESPN's done shows from here. Right here we're sitting. Can y' all hear me? Yes. All right. It just sounds great. It just cars going by. You. Can you hear me? Yes. Yes. Okay. If somebody pulls in right beside you, I feel like I'm blind and I can't speak. Speaking of blind people, Dorian in Pittsburgh. Good morning. You're on the air. Good morning, John. I got good news. I auditioned and hired a gal, and she's going to start flying tomorrow in an M20J. I may have a pilot. And so I'm. This time next year, I hope to come down and visit you on your ranch. All right, so you hired a female pilot. Are you a stripper to be a steward? No, no, she's actually. No, no, no. She. She. She's the receptionist at the strip club. She works for the. For the club at the front desk. And she's gonna start flying in an M20J. She's gonna. She's agreed to get started and I got it all lined up tomorrow. Okay, So I need photos of the lady. Do you have any? No, I don't. I. I'm. I'm blind. But she. She's a 10 on her bad day. Yeah, she's a babe. How do you know could possibly go wrong? Harder is my friend. He runs the club. Mikey Bags. Mikey Bags. Mikey Bags. So will somebody get. Get a photo and get it to JD So he could post it on our Facebook page so we could see this chick? I'll try and do that, John. All right. You have one job in this world, Dorian. One job. I'll get you a photo. We need a photo. She's a looker and he's blind. We need a photo of the receptionist at the strip club that you, the blind man, have hired to be your stewardess on your private airplane that you're bringing to Texas. No, she's the pilot. I want her to become. Become the pilot. She's going to start flying flying lessons tomorrow. Yeah, I mean, why don't you start her off the movie? What about. She's gonna a couple. No, John, let me. Let me clear it up. She's gonna do a couple hours, bunch of different airports if she likes to do it and she wants to go forward. I'm gonna enroll her in a flight school up here. A four year college. CC Community College of Beaver County. She can fly every day and it's gonna be very expensive, but I'll pick up the tab. You like Connie's beaver? No, no, that's not what he said, John. That's not what he likes the way she looks. I heard beaver and I heard Connie. I'm assuming her name's the Beaver. Connie. Airport. County County. Beaver County Airport. There's a flight school there with a tower and everything. Yeah, with this reception from the strip club that the blind man is going to hire to fly him to Walnut Springs, Texas to join our wolf pack live at our next event. Well, if she becomes. If she really becomes a pot, I'm gonna ask her to marry me, man. Young girl with lots of money. Well, if y'. All are you. Are you gonna bring some of the strippers from Rick's and Pittsburgh down as well, with him, if, If I got enough seats in an airplane, I gotta buy an airplane. I, you know, I want to get that co Panther. That's the one I want. Any, any, any, any, any co Mill, you know. Does family support this investment? They're all dead. I'm the only. I'm the oldest one alive. All I got is my blood grandson and he's a. He. He's an entertainer out on the West Coast. My. What kind. I'm sorry about that. What kind of. He's a independent alternative rock. His new label's 31G. Out on the west coast. He's got a rock group, alternative rock. So he doesn't mind. Grandpa. Yeah. How. Got there when I could see. But I wasn't playing during the, during my, during my life. When did you lose your vision? 09. And it was. I knew I had the disease in 74, so I had plenty of time to do everything I wanted to do. So when you hang out with the sleepers, do they mind if you get handsy? I mean, you've got an excuse to get handsy. They're my friends. I dated one for a couple years. Dorian from Pittsburgh. WDV Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Thank you, Dorian. We're excited to hear progress of this project next year. I'll go be done. Okay, thank you. Dorian won't see you, but he'll hear you. So we started off. We found Speech impediment Terence. He has seen Donald Trump and he did not die in the floods. Dorian has hired the receptionist from Ricks in Pittsburgh and he's going to send her to flight school at Connie's Beaver. You gotta love that, man. Hey, Bob. Beaver County. Beaver County Airport. Let me just do it the way I do it. I like my version better. And you're at a racetrack. Yeah, and I'm in a racetrack in Sheboygan, Wisconsin. The. The world capital of. You bet it. Cheese. Of course. Actually, that's Plymouth, Wisconsin, and Oshkosh. Flying is right up the street. And that's a big weekend up here. Huge, huge weekend. You wouldn't believe the planes at the airport. I mean, it was just like. I've been to Oshkosh once. It's unbelievable, this. We landed at the Overspill airport. Yep. And I mean, it was just warbird after warbird after warbird. I just couldn't believe my private stuff, military stuff, everything you can ever imagine. I've been on the road for 11 days and I haven't drank that much. But I'm getting. It's all Getting a little blurry now. Yeah, I really didn't set up for this. I really didn't even. I knew where we were going, but I wasn't thinking about it. I had no preparation. But I just got here this morning. They treated us like we were celebrities. Bring us in the winner's circle, have all the stuff set up. And I'm sitting in the middle of a racetrack wondering where in the hell am I and how in the hell did I get here? It's a good question. Why are you at a racetrack? What event is going on? Road America. It's a big vintage race. It's kind of like Laguna Seca. Adam Carolla is a dear friend of mine. He. They, they asked me if I wanted to come up and coat. He's the grand dragon of this event. No, no, no Grand Dragon. No, Grand Marshall. Grand Marshall. JD's the Grand Dragon. He's the grand dragon of this event, Marshall. And he's racing and he's doing a live thing this evening and he wants me to open for him, co MC for him and do this thing. Here we go again. Please record that, please. But they, they, yeah, they were a little disappointed in my performance last time. Too much profanity. Much profanity. Profanity, yeah. When you get nervous and you're on stage, I mean you just start cutting jokes and start dropping f bombs. I mean that's what I do. And, and I need to clean it up. I need to be a better person. I need to be more professional. This is gonna be so much fun today. How much time's left? You got a minute 20. I'm playing your out music now and if you, I don't know if you can hear it in the background. I do, I hear it and it's loud. So is this gonna work? I mean like am I gonna need to move inside or is this gonna work? No, I think it sounds great. I think it sounds great. I wish you could show everybody what's going on in the background. Maybe turn your body back. I'll just turn the camera. We've got a live stream too from Road America. You can go to their website, but go to the YouTube stream. Go. If we were ever gonna set up all the camera gear, today was the day. Yeah, me and my non planning ass. I just said screw it. And they're like, you want an engineer up there? I'm like, nah, I got it. I brought Paulie from Philadelphia. He, he's, he's the, he brought a Polly from Philadelphia to be my engineer. We're talking about engineering. You can watch the race live@roadamerica.com they got. They got like six cameras on the track. Okay, coming up next, the lightning round. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 800800 radio. You call in this next segment after the music break and I'm gonna bid the cars on the air. Year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. Sell that right. 800-800-7234. All the bids are good by our sponsor. All the bids are backed up by. Give me the vin. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Give me THE VIN.com. if you don't want to call into the show, you want to sell your car, just go to givemetheven.com and you'll get an automated quote right there. If you don't like it, argue with your buyer. Tell them John said give you some more money. How about that? 800-800-Radio is the call in number. And we'll be right back with the lightning round after this quick music break. My name is John clay wolf and I buy cars on the radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com. she was Ms. Paducah back in 1904. So mention my name in paducah and if you ever get in a mess, just mention my name. I said mention my name, but please don't give them my address. Now back to the John clay wolf show presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the john clay wolf show. Hey, Ralph. In h town you got a 05 BMW 330 convertible with only 140, 42,000 miles. Correct. What do you think you can sell it for? I think eight. I think you need to go do that. I think, I think that. I think that if you can get eight or even seven out of that car, I need to send you some cars that you can go sell for us. Okay? Yeah. What am I looking at, John? Well, I mean like on trade in, they're going to give you 2, 2500 bucks. Okay? I need to find a sucker and get rid of it. The Germans, the high mileage, Germans, audis, bmws, Mercedes, they bring nothing. It's weird. Like what's it worth? Well, it's worth nothing. I mean, it's worth between 1500 and 2500 dollars because they don't like. So it's like you're renting the car until it explodes. The Next person that explodes when it breaks, it's done. Okay. So that. That's how that works. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Turley. If you'll tell Pre K to put them on hold, I'll take another call. Thank you, Derek. 17F150 King Ranch with 110. Is it worth 18 grand? It's definitely worth 18, but I was hoping to get more out of it. How Nice. Is it 17F150. Four wheel drive with. Is it a six cylinder? It's six. Loaded to the gills. Except when they were checking every box, they forgot to add those last two cylinders. 110 King Ranch. I'm trying to think. Four wheel drive V6. Ah. King Ranch. What's wrong with it? Anything. Only thing that doesn't work the. So it has like the panoramic sunroof. The sun shade doesn't close all the way for. I don't know why for some reason. But everything else works fine. He didn't. Cool seat. So we got. We got to fix the sunroof. And It's. It's about 800, actually. If you go to the dealership, it's like 1800, but I can fix it for about 800. I'll give 20 grand. 7. 20. 22. Have you ever done any business with us before? If I have, would that help me? It ha. It will. At this point, after 20, 30 years in the trade, like I do more for former customers. Okay, I haven't done any business with you. But did you know I'm not a bullshitter? I mean. Oh, sorry. Right. Hey. And not BS and you either. We are drawing everybody that sells a car to give me the VIN in the month of July. One person randomly gets drawn from an accounting firm outside of us for $25,000. So we're giving this $25,000 giveaway to everybody that sells a car to us. And this is our fourth month to do it. And I can tell you I don't like the deal I screwed up. I wish I hadn't got in the deal, but I'm stuck in the deal because I signed a sweepstakes agreement and I can't get out of it. So I've got to give $25,000 to one of you son of a bitches. And I hope it's you, But I'm only giving 20. That would be great. You know what? I'll get. I'll get. I'll give 20. I'll give 20. I'd give 21 grand because I got to fix the sunroof. Well, the sunroof opens and closes fine. It's just the. The sun screamed. It doesn't work. And it closes halfway. Yeah, I don't know. Will you just say I own the car for 21 grand? I'm into it for a lot more than that. Can I? We all are. Let me load it up into your. Your system and let me think about it because I'm. All right. Thank you. Thank you, Derek and Houston. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I can tell you my buyers that. Give me the vin.com the buyers are a lot nicer than I am. So I'm sassier. I'm. I'm more entertaining, but you can have better conversations with them. Not on the radio, but thank you guys for calling. We'll be right back after this music break. My name is John Clay wolf. I buy cars on the radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com the John Clay Wolf show.com the number one weekend morning show in America. John claywolf.com tastes good. Hey, want more John Clay Wolf? Go to jcwshow.com for the fastest growing podcast in the u. S. Well, I remember the first time I stayed in New York, my buddy was pointing out to me, he's like, hey, man, have you noticed how over here nobody can walk around with guns? He's like, the police can have guns. We can't have guns. Only the police can. I was like, dang. For real. I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm used to, yeah, the police walk around, they have their gun at the holster. Sometimes they might even eyeball you a little bit, like, as if to say, like, hey, don't start nothing now. And that's fine. I'm used to that. You know, I'm just also very used to the way it is back home where you can also walk around with a gun at the holster. And if you're feeling up to it, you could eyeball the police back a little bit. You'd be like, hey, you neither. Now give me the bad show. Call in 800-800-RODIO. Hey, the largest radio show and fastest growing podcast. Go. Jcwshow.com the John Clay Wolf show. Give me back my bullets. I didn't get the joke. Where he's from, he can look, he can eyeball the police back. Where's he from? Texas. Ah, Is that Ralphie? Ralph Barbosa? I'm not sure. Tom and Pa, you've got a 23 Subaru Forester Sport 30,000 mile. First time listener. We buy any car at 25. 5 you want 27. Did you go to we buy any car? Did you just put it into their website? I went there yesterday and they inspected it and gave you a written for a real one for 25. 5. They gave me a real one for 24. 5 because the Carfax came back with a some. The minor damage to the front, which was because your alcoholism broke my headlight. It's just your alcoholism. I mean, they understand. They're alcoholics too. We all bump into stuff. I'll knock them off 500. The minor facts is real, but I know those guys pretty well because normally they say they'll give this and then you get there and they'll bust your balls a little bit once you get there. Yeah, he. He said. He actually asked me who in my family is an auto detailer because he's never seen a car as clean as mine. I'll give 25 grand. 25 is a pretty dang good deal. How would I sign up? And I mean, can you get to 26 at all? 26. 5, I hope. I hope. Let's hope I can get to 26 after I give you 25. Going for the 26. Ball in hand, running down the road. I'm trying to get there because when I give you 25 and I pay this and that and that and this, and I get 26, I make 500, and if I can't make 500, then I need to find something else to do. That sounds fair. So 26 written. Check out the door. No, you missed it. You missed it. I'm going to give you 25, and then I'm gonna go try to get 20. 26. I'm trying to. I'm trying to make a profit. It's an American thing. I. I can understand that. I just, I. I love the car. 25i. I can probably do. All right, go to. Give me the. Go to givemetheben.com and load it up. Thanks for calling. Buick A95 Roadmaster. Is it a wagon? No, sir. You bought it from a guy that you met in prison. What'd you go to prison for? I went three stealing Roadmasters. Once for drug. Yeah, it's a Roadmaster Limited. Okay, once for drugs, then tell them about number two. I'm sorry, you went once for drugs. Let's talk then. Give me the number two, because there's three. I shot two guys to death the first time. I went, okay. And then I went, all right, let's Talk about the car. Okay, you shot two guys to death on number two. And then what's number three? The last two was conspiracy for drugs. 409 pounds of marijuana. Did they write a movie about you called Blow? No, but I watched that movie, Old Johnny Depp. That was a good movie. So when you shot the two guys in the middle of the two sentences, what was the situation in that predicament? I had a string of video poker machines that ran all the way across North Carolina. The two guys that I shot were actually brothers. They were white, but they were brothers, siblings. They had a bad reputation of beating people up. They beat up one highway patrolman. He come to my trial, but they made the jury leave when he took the stand. And he was a sergeant over the state highway patrol. Why did you beat the heck out of him and broke his. Why? Why'd you shoot him? Okay, I'm on my poker machine route. They had lost $250 in the machine. They was drunk. They came in while I was there collecting the money, jumped on me, both of them at the same time. I got outside, I got away from them. They destroyed the whole store. I got outside, got away from. And then here they come out there. One of them jumped up on the hood of my truck, jumped up and down on it until the hood was on top of the engine. And then he kicked the windshield in. And I opened the door. I had a sawed off 12 gauge single shot with double alt buck in it. And I had a nine shot revolver. And I got out, I was standing between the cab and the door. And when I hit him with that, he said, pull it, pull it, pull it, you sob. Chicken blank sob. Pull it. And so I went boom. And he blew some skin off of the building behind him. And then his brother, like an idiot, he just comes running up on me. I'm gonna kill you. And I just turned to my left and shot him five times. And I did hear, but he died later. I did hear you say single shot in the setup. So how are you reloading all these bullets? It was a single shot shotgun. That was my first one. That's the one. I killed the first guy with double alt buckshot. Okay, so that, that, that, that ammunition had been discharged, you set the firearm down and you grabbed a pistol. No, when I got out I had the pistol in my left hand and cradling the forearm on the shotgun and I was on my hood. I'm standing there holding the two guns on him and he's daring me to pull the trigger. So I obliged him. Then why did you go to jail for this? Because you were an ex felon? No, I was not an excellent in. This is the beginning of my criminal enterprise. Why did they get you for murder when these guys were obviously threatening you? Well, like I said, they wouldn't let the sergeant of the highway patrol get on there and tell how violent they were. But some other people did get on there, beat up. They beat up the principal at high school. They were older than me and I knew the reputation. There's a rough little town here called Valley. And every time they go up there, they get in a fight with somebody. And the law told me that just between me and you. Now, they said when they arrested me, they said, boy, you done us a favor. I think I'm going to be broadcast from Greensboro, Alabama next Saturday. You ought to come down. I'd like to meet you. I don't want. I don't want the car for 12 grand, but I love the story. Thank you for sharing. 8008-0072-3480-0800. Wow, that is a story. And you could tell he's like, yeah, you know, I just shot him. So I obliged him. Jimi Hendrix sang a song about that. Hey Joe, where are you going with that gun in your hand? I gone to shoot my old lady. I caught her messing around with another man. Remember that? Jesus. Will you play hey Joe while JD Gives us a little news update or we gotta go to pray? No, it's in the background right now. Actually, you might not be able to hear it back there. That's fine. President J.D. can you. We got about a minute. We gotta go ahead and break now. Actually, just give me a minute for the news. Sure. We gotta start. Give him a tease. We can start the Sunshine State news. Or no, we'll tease that. Coming up, 76 year old woman in Gainesville so furious she didn't shoot the guy, but there was a guy in the park playing bagpipes. Made her mad. She assaulted the bagpiper's wife and then threatened to call her husband. Who was her husband? We'll find out when we come back. More of the John Clay Wolf show is coming up live from Sheboygan. Right Road America. It's actually Plymouth, but Sheboygan sounds funnier. That's the airport we landed at. We'll be right back. We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show, America's largest weekend morning Show. Call in 800-800-RADIO and check out the podcast at jcwshow.com or John Claywolf. Dot com. The John Clay Wolf Show. America's number one Saturday morning show. Damn, it feels good to say that. West Palm, good morning. You're on the air. Dean in West Palm. Can you hear me? How you doing? Yeah, go to 09 Lexus CS350 with 95,000 miles. If it's decent, I'll give the five grand. Yeah, I get up underneath it. I think I owe right around5.5 on it. Yeah. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll buy it. Thank you. We've got an office down there, too. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Keith in Houston. You've got a Trans Am WS6T top. How many miles? 21,000. 21,000. O2 with 21. Is it worth 20 grand? Is that right? Hello? The first number that came to my mind was 20,000. Is that right? Yeah, that ain't. That's a little too low for me. Yeah, that's what she said. Yeah. Said WS6. What color? Silver. How much is it? I. I honestly have no idea what it's worth. I mean, you're saying 20 grand. I'm thinking it's probably a little more than that. Okay, 18, and then you move me to 20 and we're all good. Let's start over. About 25. How about. I can't make it work from 25, but let's do. What color is it? It's red. Is it a stick or an automatic? It's silver. It's a lot of. It's a. It's stick. It's got the Hurst gear shift box in it. How about 22 and a half? Split the old difference. How about I talk to my financial advisor and see what she says? How about I call my wife and see if we've got the money to pay you? But right now. Right now I do. But if I've got to give more, I mean, is there even a number. Are you gonna sell it without talking to your old lady for. For anything? Am I gonna sell it? I haven't had any offers on this thing. There's your first person I've even inquired to sell it to. So to do business now, what do we have to do to keep the women out of it? I paid 25 to keep the women out of it. All right, don't do it without. I just. I hate it when you bring women into the deal. You know, Dean. I mean, Keith, the last time we did a deal, you brought women into it. It screwed it all Up. And then you took off with that girl, and I had to handle your wife, and she got pissed, and she ain't. Remember that deal. Are you talking about Dean or me? No, you. You. I'm acting. I was asking for you to go along with me, but. But you. You missed the queue. It's okay. All right. So, Keith, do you have a big personality? No. All right, that's what I thought. Hey, I'm. Good question. Hey, let's just do it at 25 grand. 25 grand. Let me consider it again. Keith. Keith. I'm out. I'll call you next week. Keith. Keith. Keith. Keith. Keith. I'm out. I don't want it. My bid's no good. Okay, I'm out. All right, Take your card, shove it up your map. No, I don't do like that. I don't deal like that. I don't deal like that. He's gone. No, that's no good. I don't get away with that crap. I can't get away with that stuff. How did. Paul. I've got a pro car dealer sitting right here with me from. From Philadelphia, old friend of mine. What's up, guys? What's up with people like that? We talked about it last night. We talked about it last night. Yeah, they're allowed to give up whenever they want. You can never. Right? So you were telling me a story about these tennis shoe hustlers that run cars up to you. And like, this guy found a. Found some old car and he wanted a little finder's fee. Yeah, he wanted a finder's fee. Yeah. And I said, how much is the car? What was. Was a Challenger, a Hellcat or something like that. And it looked like it was worth in the low 60s or whatever. And he goes, I can buy it for 50, all right? And I said, great. Who's he buying it from? His brother's cousins, sisters, uncles, mother's sister. Okay. So he says, I can buy it for 50, right? And I said, oh, that's great. Let's. Let's get. He goes, well, wait a minute. I'd like to make 12,000. And I said to him, I said, well, you don't have $12. How could you make 12,000? I go, why don't we get it? I'll pay you 2500. He's like, Nah, I want to make 12,000. I said, Great, we'll get your 1250,000 out and go buy it, right? I never spoke to him again. No money. But they want to buy everything, right? We get to make 300. They get to make 12,000. What. What is the completion percentage on when a guy brings you a deal from his brother's girlfriend's mother's grandmother? About 5%. 5%? Yeah. If you can get them away from the 10 grand they want to make for having no money living in a shed and. Or maybe living in their mother's basement at 48 years old. And they're doing this person a favor so they present this to their brother's in laws, cousins, best friends, you know, as is. I got a guy. Yeah, he'll take care of you. And he's gonna take care of you. And he's fully, he's facilitating this deal and everybody thinks that he's great because he's got a big guy you that's gonna write a check for 50 grand. I got you 50 grand. And the second the door closes, he's on your tip telling you I need a twelve thousand dollar bird dog. Yeah. People, people, your. Your cousin. Eight hundred. Do what? Sunshine News, J.D. ryan. We gotta pay off with the tease. Okay, here we go. And now from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D. ryan. But the crazies just go to Florida, don't they? 76 year old Gainesville woman so furious at a man, what was he doing in the city park? He was playing bagpipes. Made her crazy. She actually assaulted the guy's wife, then threatened to call her husband, who according to her was a federal judge. Sure he was. Here's. Here's the man, by the way. He started all the trouble. Cut number seven, Scott Gibb. She said I had no right to play here in this public park. And she said I'm going to call my husband, he's a federal judge and he's going to make you stop. She basically swiped at my wife's face. A. Anyway, it's a shame cuz he was right in the middle of one of his lovely performances of Sweet Child of Mine. Cut number eight, Michael. And then the fight again, of course. So that was that. All right, let's see. A 63 year old guy from Texas. It's a Florida story. So hold on. Got arrested after he rented a fishing boat in Florida. No problem. Right? Except he took it to Cuba. It's not clear why he wanted to go there. He had several drug convictions. Can we do this? Are we good to go on this one? Here's, here's the owner of the beach. Key West Marina. This is Jim James. Neighbors talking about Losing his boat at number nine. How in the world did we end up losing a boat to Cuba? I didn't think that was even in play. Had all sorts of reasons for why he wanted to add some additional gas that he was going to be doing some fishing. There was a report that they were in custody in Cuba. They immediately launched the search and rescue mission because the child that was on the manifest was not in custody in Cuba. And we always get some really funny stories, you know, losing a boat to Cuba. I think this is going to be a story we talk about for a long time. And what's really weird is Bobbo has set this up. Am I right, Bob? You've set this up where we can actually talk to the guy who's in custody in Cuba? Yes. Okay, good deal. Let me. We're already getting dialed in jail. Monroe County. I got you this. They had Jimmy Buffett on the whole music. Hey, how you doing? This is JD Ryan with the John Clay Wolf Show. I'm calling to talk to the stolen boat captain. See there? Got him right here. Okie dokie. Hello? There he is. Hey, it's JD with the John Clay Wolf Show. You got a minute to answer some questions? Yes or no? I want to talk to you. Oh, good. Well, first guy. Yeah, they didn't tell me. What was your name? Antonio Montana. What is it? Antonio. 32. What do you say, Antonio? Antonio Montana. That sounds very familiar for some reason. Anyway, where. So you're actually from Texas, is that right? I'm Tony Montana, a political prisoner. Vancouver. Oh, from Cuba. Okay. So they told me that at the marina you were talking about taking this boat out, maybe doing some. Some bird watching. What? Manny, look at this pelican fly. Come on, pelican. But you took the boat to Cuba. What? Okay, okay, you got me. We got you. So why'd you steal it? Couldn't easy more. Why don't you just charter a boat? Maybe save yourself all this trouble. We had a little problem. Oh, yeah? You had a problem. You stole the boat. What was the problem? I told him to do something. He didn't listen to me, so I have to cancel his contract. Cancel the. I called my lawyer. Oh, all right. So now you're being held pretrial. And, I mean, you're in trouble. Wouldn't you think? I called my lawyer. He's the best lawyer in Miami. All right, so that's gonna help you. Yeah, but with all the evidence fact they haven't got the boat back. You think a lawyer is gonna do much good for you? How would you know, bubble head? Hey, bubble head. Hey. Just stands to reason, pal, that you're in trouble because you got your head up your poodle. You gonna be rude. Really? I was kidding. I'm trying to help you. All right, so say you do get out somehow. What are you gonna do then? Let's get this straight now. Me, I want what's coming to me. What's coming to you is gonna be trouble, actually. What's coming to you? I always know one day I'm coming here, United States. You're coming to the US but you say you're. You're from Cuba. Have you heard of the ICE people, The Immigration Service? Have you heard of them, pal? I buried those cockroaches. Hey, hey, hey. You act like a bad guy, they're gonna hurt you bad. Okay? You. Oh, all right, so we didn't fix that one. All right, so you know what? We should wrap this up, probably. The interview is over. I was kidding. All right, so you were kidding and you were cussing. Whatever you do. Hey, thank you. Appreciate your time. So say good night to the bad guy. Come here. Give me a kiss. Come here. Oh, God. Tell me it's time for a break. It is time for a break. Look at John just staring at the camera going, what the hell are we doing? I love Scarface. I love me some Scarface. Okay, fly, fly. We gotta go. We. And we will be back. And we're adding more markets. You know, we work across the country in time zones. So we're gonna start over here in just a second in new cities, but we're gonna stay on in yours as well. If you want to watch us the stream the video stream, go to jcwshow.com. we're live at Road America in Plymouth, Wisconsin. I'm in the winner's circle, sitting here at a racetrack. That's why it sounds like this in the back. You can watch it on the video. I think Rob got the track feed set up on the video as well. We'll be right back. Going to the store. When the wife goes into town and there ain't no one around well, I open the door lotion and I get into motion Playing with myself when I get the chance I reach into my pants and I'm laying with myself I got a tingle in my bone so I quick pick up the phone While I'm down at the number I'm working the lumber just to play with myself well, that tip's a little teaser so I charge it to my Visa and I lay on the Couch. And I chug on my pouch and I'm laying with myself Playing with myself. Uh oh. Playing with myself. I gotta. Penny. I'm home. Oh. And live from the United States, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ Pre K, Keith Richards, Randy the Chipmunk and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf. J.D. did you see the Down Syndrome Barbie they're putting out? No, no, no. There I am. No. A Down syndrome Barbie. Look it up. Oh my God. Look it up. It's real. Why would they do that? You know, just to help out people with down syndrome. Okay, hold on. Make them give them a Barbie. Her YouTube stream. Cut your phone off, bud. The volume, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Sure enough, there it is. Down Syndrome Barbie. Yeah, I guess it's to make everybody feel inclusive. Yeah, we. If you wonder why there's noise in the background. We're in Plymouth, Wisconsin, AKA Sheboygan at the Road America racecourse. We're set up here in the middle of the winter circle. I think they've got the track cams tied into our video feed now. You go to jcwshow.com and you can see it. But yeah, this is pretty cool. You hear that? I didn't know how this would work, but it's working out. So is there a race going right now or is it warm up? Warm up. Okay. What kind of cars are they, what kind of cars are they running, John? Open wheels. So they've got different practices going on here. They've got the open wheels, like the Indy cars. Awesome. And in the formula kind of cars. And then they've got like a lot of Porsche race cars. And then they've got classic, the vintage cars. Bunch of rich ass people, you know, with nothing else to do is what I mean. And then right down the street, you've got Oshkosh and you haven't seen money until you've been over there. Jesus Christ. Oh my God. Crazy. I mean, so crazy. What, what do you do when you're. When you're. 78 years old and you're worth $100 million? You buy a Warbird. You buy a P51. Yeah. You take it to Oshkosh and you stand around it in your shades that cost 4,000. You can't tell unless you know. And your T shirt, your ratty T shirt. And you're open. You know, you look like you're you couldn't put two nickels together and you're standing next to this $2 million airplane talking about how rough life is. Sandals and socks. Sandals and socks. Because rough life is rough when you're in that situation. I feel so stupid. I thought Oshkosh was about the overalls. Oh, yeah. No, well, that's where they made it. That's. They make them. Oh, is it? But Oshkosh is the second largest air show in the world next to the France air show. Par. So we're in the middle of July and it's like 64 degrees out here and it's just ABS. So there's a reason that these setups are here. This is the most perfect weather in the country right now. Okay. And 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the crab Crab in California. Used to live in Wisconsin. Yeah. Good morning. I've never killed nobody, but I drove when I was a kid. When I was about 14 years old, I drove the corn festival queen in the Mukwa Corn Festival parade. How about that? Congratulations. Get you some of that, man. I was so disappointed. I was supposed to do. I was supposed to be Frank co host yesterday on his show on klos and I couldn't get there. And was Heidi off yesterday? Yeah, she's in Oregon. Yeah. That's too bad. That have been fun. I've been wanting to do that forever. Was actually the co host and then I just couldn't get there. But anyway. All right, well, Frank, congratulations on your achievement of driving the transvestite in the Corn festival parade open wheel car. All right, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So do these races go on all day? John Corolla is going to come by here in a little bit. He's the grand dragon of this thing. Oh, no, Grand Marshall, grand marshal of this thing. Yes. He knows everything. I know nothing. Okay, so we will learn when he gets over here. So John's saying stop asking question me question questions. Well, I just don't know. Okay. And. And I know that tonight we're doing a screening on some film and some event and I'm the. I'm gonna co host it with him in a stadium somewhere. I. I don't know. I'm here. I'm here. That's what I know. You're just showing up, right? Yeah, I'm here and I'm happy to be here. And you're gonna emcee this event that you don't have any idea what's about. Yeah, but I mean, I mean, I'm, I'm a professional. I can, I can rise to the occasion when comes to it, showtime and I'll do a little pregame. I'll figure this out. I don't know. When I hit the stage, I'll sound like I know exactly what's going on. No doubt, because somebody's going to tell me, right? Yeah. President Trump is threatening to sue the Wall Street Journal over a story wrote about. What is this? Oh, man. Bob, you want to do it? Yeah, it's. I've got to hear. This is. Hold on to your britches, kid. This is like late, late, late breaking news on Thursday, and by yesterday, it's all over the place. President Donald Trump's threatening to sue the Wall Street Journal over a story that they wrote. And have they published it yet? If they haven't, it's, it's kind of coming out today. They allegedly got a birthday letter that Trump sent to Jeffrey Epstein on his 50th birthday way back in 2003. They used to hang around. Important word to keep us out of court. Alleged. Allegedly. I said that loud and clear. So this is from one of the early breaking stories that hit the news about 8:45pm on Thursday night. Cut number one. Here's how the Journal describes the letter Donald Trump wrote to Jeffrey Epstein. Quote, the letter bearing Trump's name, which was reviewed by the Journal, is body, like others in the album, contains several lines of typewritten text framed by the outline of a naked woman, which appears to be hand drawn with a heavy marker. A pair of small arcs denotes the woman's breast. And the future president's signature is a squiggly Donald below her waist, mimicking care. The letter concludes, happy birthday and may every day be another wonderful secret. In an interview with the Journal, Trump denied writing the letter or drawing that picture. He told the Journal he was preparing to file a lawsuit if it published an article. Right. And he literally has. And you've all heard that. Now, news of that letter. This is so crazy. That was reported hours after the President called for the release of Epstein's grand jury testimony. So he's trying to get to the bottom of things and get the information out there because we all want it. Right? And days after the Department of Justice released a memo claiming that one, Epstein had no blackmail client list, two, he hadn't attempted to extort anyone, and three, that he did, Epstein wouldn't do any business with a black man. And three, that he hadn't blackmail, that he hadn't died by suicide while in jail. So that's a crazy deal. It could. It could blow up. It could. It could get weird. But here's one thing. All the maggots that were a little mad at the president, I've got black clients a couple days ago. No, no. Black male. Different. All those maggots that were mad at the president a couple days, sure. They're with him now. Okay. For sure. Yeah. John, you're not trying to blackmail somebody? No, it's black. Totally different. We said he doesn't have a black male client list. No, no. M A I L. Yeah, like sending a letter out. Y' all shut up. I'm gonna be a professional on that stage. Oh, my God. When I'm talking, you're not talking. No, when I'm talking, you're not talking. All right? I mean, Bob, the ball is back on you, so you're supposed to pick it up because you're a professional. You know, you're so damn good. Why'd you just drop the ball in front of everybody on national radio? Oh, I'm just letting you go. I'm listening to the Cars, man. Oh, okay. That's what's fun to listen to is cars. Yeah. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Speaking of sports. Oh, no, no, Bob, there's another story on the run sheet, and I'm fixing to set it up so you can pick it up and run with it. Oh, are you ready? I'll. I'll try. So what else is going on in this big show biz? News. Colbert. They killed him. They canceled him. He got sued. What's going on? Oh, you want to hear about that one? Okay. This is pretty big showbiz news. This. This they reported right before the Trump thing on Thursday night. It's one of the best news nights of my life in recent memory. While taping his Thursday show, host Stephen Colbert made the surprising announcement that CBS has canceled. Canceled the Late Show. He was apparently notified this on Wednesday evening and was still pretty surprised about it. Cut number two. Before we start the show, I want to let you know something that I found out just last night. Next year will be our last season. The network will be ending the Late show in May. And, yeah, I share your feelings. Not just the end of our show, but it's the end of the Late show on cbs. I'm not being replaced. This is all just going away. I wish somebody else was getting it. And it's a job that I'm looking forward to doing with this usual gang of idiots for another 10 months. It's gonna be fun. Yeah. Y' all ready? We're gonna lock in. Y' all ready? Let's go. So all up and down media news. And you probably have to be a pretty big news head to have seen it, but all up and down the newscast for about 43 hours going now. This has been one of the big stories out there, by the way, that cancellation is just a few days after he criticized CBS's parent company, Paramount Global for paying $16 million to settle a lawsuit filed by. You know who cut number three. My parent corporation, Paramount paid Donald Trump a 16 million dollar settlement over his 60 Minutes lawsuit. As someone who has always been a proud employee of this network, I am offended and I don't know if anything will ever repair my trust in this company. But just taking a stab at it, I'd say $16 million would help. Unlike the payoffs from ABC and Twitter, Paramount settlement did not include an apology. Instead. That's good. Instead, the corporation released a statement where they said, you may take our money, but you will never take our dignity. You may, however, purchase our dignity for the low, low price of $16 million. We need the cash. All right. Now we're all radio guys, right? Yeah. And our parent company is gimmethevin.com owned by John Clay Wolfe, the host of this show. If I mouthed off to that extent, and I mean seven layers deep like Stephen Colbert just did, wouldn't I be fired, too? Fired too, especially. That's showbiz, baby. In a show business, shows losing 40 million a year, it cost 100 million. They make 60 million. So they're down $40 million every year for three years in a row. CBS says it's. John, can you pass me the popcorn real quick? I mean, it's a financial. Right. What was. What was the. What was the payment for? What was the 16 million for? Okay, CBS had an interview with Kamala during the. During the campaign before the election. Kamala. Kamala Harris. And they say that. Is she in the wnba? Yes, yes, John. And they said that CBS edited that interview in a way that that made her look better than she would have. And they threatened to threaten to sue him. And CBS said, well, well, what if we just give you $16 million? They said, okay. And so that's what that settlement payment was for. And it happens in showbiz all the time and politics. So, you know, you said the edit was made her look better or made her look worse. Made her look better. Made her look better. They cut out all the word and that she made. They cut out all the. And the. I don't knows. And they kind of just, you know, they edited it to make her look smart. Who's suing who? Well, Trump threatened to sue and they said, well, we'll settle that accord. Get out of here. He's that damn petty. You said it, man. I didn't say anything like that. So his opponent had a good edit on a network. Yeah. And he sued the network for making her look better. This suit was absolutely without merit. Absolutely without merit. So I don't like this one. No, he won it. He won a lot of money on it. Nobody in in showbiz likes this one, but it happens. What happens? It's like an agenda item that you're putting. Are you setting us up? No, sir. That's the news. That is the news. JD Point Counterpoint 008. I feel like we're reporting bad news. Is this true? The story in its basic form is true. The way Bob's telling it. The way I'm telling it. How am I telling it? I'm out. I'm out. The suit was absolutely without merit. Fox News does that with Trump interviews all the time. You know, we've all seen footage of it. If you're watching like I am. And they did cut that Kamala interview all up. And it's true. They played both versions and she. That's what news organization do. I edit news every week for this show and there are pauses and I feel like your edit on this story is a little left leaning. I know, but you don't get to judge me on my editing for that. Cuz you got nobody else to do it. You're fired. Thank you. Goodbye. J.D. what's your opinion? I mean, I don't have an opinion. I really, seriously, honestly. The truth is, I don't know enough to have an opinion on this. So if I step out, I'm going to look like an idiot. Okay. Hey, Prek. White black guy, are you there? Yo, what's cracking? Babo just walked off. He just left. I fired him. Would you be. Oh, Bobo quit. Will you be our news editor? I hope y' all like BET News. I hope y' all want to know what lil Boos he's doing. We gotta go. All right. We'll be right back. We're coming back with a lightning round. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. We're live from Trackside Road, America in Wisconsin. You can go to jcwshow.com and see what's going on. We got a video stream. But if you want to bid on your car right now, it's coming up after this song. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio calling right now. Year, make, model, miles, average, rougher, clean. I'll hang a number on it for givemetheven.com America's Best Car Buyer. When you take me in your arms to talk romance My heart stars are doing that stabs and I'm fant. Now back to the john clay wolf show presented by. Give me the vid dot com. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the john clay wolf show. So, Lou, you said the lawsuit wasn't a threat. They did it. Are they trying to straighten out the news organizations to get them to quit reporting bad news and being biased? Podbean, your message amplified. Ready to share your message with the world? Start your podcast journey with podbean. Podbean, the AI powered all in one podcast platform. Thousands of businesses and enterprises trust podbean to launch their podcasts. Use podbean to record your podcast. Use PodBean AI to optimize your podcast. Use PodBean AI to turn your blog into a podcast. Use podbean to distribute your podcast everywhere. Launch your podcast on podbean today. Yeah. Yeah. I couldn't care less about anybody's politics and I know nobody cares about mine. And that's not what the call's about. But I think if you're going to be on the radio, just want to make a couple of corrections. Legally, I believe there was not a threat of lawsuit. I believe there was a lawsuit. And to say it's without merit is legally incorrect. There. CBS made a calculation that the 16 million was going to be a lot cheaper than if they went to court law. So they settled. If you're a news outlet organization, you're not allowed to be biased for a presidential election. So you can have an opinion on the radio about this. And there's one for bobbo lose on bobbo's side of Kansas city. Jason in Kentucky, what have you got? I got a 89 classic. It's a don't. What's a donk? It's the car that's got big wheels. Anything bigger than 22. Like is it what size wheels are on it? 28. And you're a white guy from Kentucky driving a car like that. Pre k can. Why? Yeah, he can tell you what that donk is. I. I understand. I was Going there next. Show enough pre K? Yes, sir. Are you a fan of the dunk? You know, I like the slabs more than the donks, but yeah, donks are cool, man. They sit up high and they got big bang in the trunk. Yeah, that's, that's, that's a groovy thing. What is it? What is a slab versus a dunk? A slab is an old school on like spoke rims like the 80 foe swangers that I. That's more of a Houston thing. Donks are more customized and, and sit on taller rims. Like he said, 28 inch rims, 30 inch rims, stuff like that. What do those rims cost? I don't know, Jason. What you think I don't know? These are all gold. Gold? Well, they're not real gold, but they're gold colored. No, but they're gold colored. Everything on it, even the chrome is gold colored. How did you acquire this donk? Somebody got incarcerated and needed money. All right, so are you a pawn kind of guy? Do they know you around the town in Kentucky as a guy that will lay some slab hard money for a donk at any given moment? Well, no, I just, I buy and sell cars. Okay. I'm a little, little, little, little guy like unit. That's fine. That's fine. Little guy like. So you want to wholesale me this trade in or this street buy? Yeah, we got 89 Caprice with a buck and a half on it and is donked out. You want 13? You probably gave eight, right? No, you gave five. No, what you give? I gave 10. You would got a bunch of chrome, a bunch of chrome under the hood. 1515 inch speakers in the trunk. Did you drive it home? You know, sometimes when you get a car like this, you want to drive one home. Did you drive this one home or to church? Yeah, no, I drive to work, but. All right, I need pictures. I might, I might buy the Badon Dong. I just need to know what the hell I'm talking about. Okay? I, I sent some to Grant. You sent some to who? Who? Grant? There's no Grant. No. All right. Yes. What, what did Grant say? He, he just wanted pictures. I sent them to. How long ago? 10 minutes ago. Okay, so you're working me on the air and you're working Grant online. You gonna get your dunks on one way or another? It's all good. No, look, no, I, I. For some reason I called you and then somebody Grant text me. No. Oh, you know what? You know what? You know what? I know exactly what you're talking about? I sent this to, to Albert in Miami because you've been on hold for a long time because I wasn't sure what the hell this was. I mean, I do know, but I don't really know and I don't know the values of them. Okay, so we're working on it. Thank you. Thanks for calling in. We'll get with it. Appreciate it. 800-800-7234. My name is John Claywolf. Buy cars at radio for America's best car buyer and even donks. We'll be right back. Yep, the John Clay Wolf show ages like a fine milk. Let's just check this out. Oh, God, that's bad. Check out the podcast, vids, socials, all that stuff. @jcwshow.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show. Thinking of getting a tattoo, but I want to get a tattoo that's unique, you know, I don't want to tattoo like everybody else, so I want to get a tattoo of a blender, a big one on my chest, you know. Then when I go to the public pool, take my shirt off, everyone will be spellbound. They'd be like, is that a blender? Born to frappe. And now we return to the John Crow show. Heard on the air coast to coast and worldwide@jcwshow.com you call John toll free 1-800-800-radio and check out the podcast at jcwshow.com or john claywolf.com the John Clay Wolf Show. Mark in Colorado. Mark in Colorado. Yes. You've got a 15 vet LT2, 25, 000 miles. Stingray Z51. Hard top, not convertible, right? Correct. Stick or automatic? Eight speed paddle. And what color sunset? Orange. Average Rough or clean? Clean. No bad carfax? No, I'm, you know, the money on this car is 40, 41, 42. Okay. Does that work? Yeah. I did the blue book on a blue book was like 41, 164, I think here in Denver had a couple, I don't know, a couple. I haven't reached back to them yet. I listen to your show every week. I want to call you and see what you thought, your opinion, what you would do. Are you ready to. To sell it? Pretty much. I think I got laid off and I need to. Can't get a job, so I need some cash. I'll give 41 and a half to 42 grand. Okay. Just the variables, the tires, but yeah. So just load it up. So why tell me this? Why'd you get laid off and how long you've been laid off. And what did you do? I'm a new home construction superintendent. Been laid off since end of April. Been doing it for 35 years. Housing markets. Crap. What about Texas? Yeah, it might come down to something. If I end up where I have to lose my house, I don't know. Airplace is hiring, but Colorado, I think they're. I think they're. Were still building pretty hard in. In Texas, Right. So are the. Yeah, it's hot, but I mean, you'd rather be hot or broke, right? I mean, I'm, you know, hot. You take hot. So 30 years, you laid off. Super. For a builder. Is the whole company shut down or do they just have to chop half of it? No, it's only. It was a small company, 10 people. It's barely hanging on. They're $2.1 million over original loan amount for 35 houses. 55. When you're. When you're shopping for a new gig, is everybody slow out here right now? Yes. Huh. I did three interviews and then came back to me after doing the background check and stuff, putting hiring freeze on because they don't have enough sales. I'd throw your hat in the Texas pool. There's a lot going on down there. And I mean, hell, you just live down here and pay your mortgage up there for a while if that's what you need to do. But I mean, I mean, I'm not, you know, a lot your life coach. But I'm telling you, in Texas, it just seems like there's a lot of new builds going on. So in good health is hard to find for people that are busy and there's people that are. Yeah, no, I agree. I like to have done a long time. I know. Exactly. And if you're a seasoned guy, hell, I might have something for you. I mean, can you just. You can GC a whole thing. Yes, but you don't have any trace. You don't. You don't have anybody to call that. I mean, you don't have electricians and plumbers and stuff that you know down here. That'll work. Right? Right. Anyway, work on it. I'd look around in Texas. I think you might get a paycheck rolling again and good luck and let me know in the vet and of course, we'll pay for it. And we've got a Denver office up there in Littleton and we'll get her handled. That's the one. I looked it up. The one on Broadway. Exactly. Okay. Thank. Thank you. Are we already out of time? Yeah. You got about a minute it. So. Yeah. Hey, right quick, John, you are right about that. Texas number one and new residential bills 22.5% of homes constructed since 2010. Yeah, I mean Texas. What's going on in Texas right now is what was going on in California in the 80s. Remember when we were little kids and everything in California was better and everything's cooler in California and in California this and the California edition of that. I heard so much about California it made me sick. I was like, I'm. I hate California. Those Spielberg neighborhoods, man. Poltergeist E2ET Little Kids Trick or treating around those, those Spielberg fake neighborhoods. Boy, I wanted to live there. Vans, shoes and BMX bikes and ocean Pacific op. And everything was California. And Texas doesn't have the mystique of California because it doesn't have the environments, the, the topography. But as far as the, the crazy accelerated build and all that, I don't really know why we have this. I mean, taxes, of course. Yeah, that helps. But there's other states without. Without income tax or federal income. State income tax. I, I don't get it. I. I don't know why Texas is blowing up so hard. It's. It's hot. It's real hot. It's uncomfortable. Why the hell do you think I'm sitting up here at Road America and Plymouth, Wisconsin today to get the hell out of Texas? Because it's so hot. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars and Radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the men.com. i told him, you can have my cash at first. You know, I gotta estimate. You wanna live this kind of life. He said, there ain't no rest for the wicked. Money don't grow on trees. I got fears to fight I got mouths to be. So we do a giveaway. GiveMeTheEven.com Every month we're giving away $25,000 to one lucky person that sells us their car. Karen, you there? I'm here. Karen Gardner of Oceanside, California is the latest winner in Gimmethevin.com's big cash giveaway. What did you sell us? I sold you a 95 Impala. And what did we pay you for it? You guys gave me 18. 18 plus 25,000 because you're the winner, Karen. Oh my God. You're kidding. You could be next to get a little more. Maybe a lot more. You guys are awesome. Keep it up. No purchase necessary. For official rules, go to givemethevin.com. sell your car. You're listening to the john clay wolf show. The guy's a blackout drunk. 800, 800 radio. Yo, give me the VIN. Hey, want more john clay wolf? Who are you? His wife. Who are you? His mother. Go to jcwshow.com for the fastest growing podcast in the u. S. Yo, we're back to the john clay wolf show. Thanks for making us number one. Hit him up. 800, 800 radio now. John Clay wall. That dude, I think he's wayne something something. He's from the TV show with the big mustache. Wayne brady sitting right. No, he's sitting right across from. What's his name, the dude. The TV show, he does barn find kind of stuff. He waved at us. I think he wanted to get on the radio. He just walked off. Oliver douglas. Just go grab him. Well, I can't really run that well. I had severe. I had a severe injury tackling. Yeah, go, Paulie, go. Hey, Austin In Tennessee, an 09 Volvo with 200000 miles on it's worth nothing. You there? Oh, yes, sir. It's just worth nothing, sir. You don't need to call me sir. I'm just john. I'm sorry. But an 09 Volvo with 200, 000 miles on it's just worth nothing. It's just a 500 car. Thank you. Marie in texas. What you got? Ah, good morning. Listen, I got. Let me tell you this. The construction work, it's a lot of job. It's a lot of job. The problem is, and I'm telling you, and I'm latina, so I don't want to hear no racist stuff. The reason that they don't get a job because they don't want to put. The construction companies don't want to pay the American citizens 18 or $20 an hour. They want to give them $5 just like they do to the league. They give him, the illegals, five or six dollars an hour. But the americans, they. Then they're not gonna take no $5 or $6. You know, it's time to think. They're old, white, lazy. My husband is white and he's in the military and he is not lazy. This is just saying, like maxine water and pelosi and all that, they must be one leave few people. And all those nasty people are the ones that think that the white people are lazy. They're not lazy. My husband would not work for no freaking $2 or $3 an hour like they play paying the illegal aliens. No, no, that's not right. That's not right. And that's why when you, you deport them all, that's when the construction worker want to find out, oh, we need the Americans now. Pay them $20. If you had like a, like, did you ever watch, did you ever calm down? Did you ever watch like those TV shows where like American Gladiators or where they're, where they're competing against each other and like if you had a set where you had to drywall a wall and then you had to go to the next station and you had to tile and grout and you're in the heat and it's like a four year, a four hour endurance race. And if you put the map, Mexican against The white guy, 40 year old Mexican, 40 year old white guy, boom. We're going, we're grading for quality and speed and to finish. Who wins? The Americans. And I'm gonna. And I'll tell you something, the people think, oh, oh, the Latinos are great. I'm doing jobs. Let me tell you something. In my military base, oh, my goodness, they got some of them. Well, they're not illegal, but they, and the visa program and they look bragging like, oh, look at how they, they work hard, do a, a job that is not good. And even they gotta get contract after contract because they don't do a good job. People just elevate these people and they can't. Oh, I told you, you should have got you a good Mexican woman. I mean, listen, I put her on hold. She can't shut up. Oh, my God. When I'm talking, you're not talking. No, when I'm talking, you're not talking. But Bob, I mean, when I was hearing her fend for her man. Man. Yeah, I was just, I was imagining you and your Mexican woman. You need a good Mexican wife, dude. This chick, she's all about her, man. She's taken up for her man. I'm with you. I agree totally. I'd give a hundred dollars for a Mexican wife right now. Jesus, I would remember that Vietnamese chick you had that could whip up those donuts just out of nowhere like a magic trick. My God. Oh, you wake a good. You want a donut? Yeah, those were, those were the days. Those were the days. She was feeding us. Why don't you get you a woman? I'm trying, John. I'm on the road four days a week. I'm busy. I got a dog and two cats, you know, get rid of them. You know what I did wrong? You know the, the major mistake I in my life in the last, say, 18 months. What? I've stopped smoking marijuana, and it hacks me off. I can't help it, man. I just. I can't. I can't keep waking up at Sonic in the car, you know? That's not. That doesn't help nobody. That don't help nobody. I'm gonna get arrested one of these days. Wayne Carini. That's that guy's name. It just hit me. Oh, okay. But he's from Boston or. Carini. Yeah. Massachusetts. No, it wasn't. It was not. Was. It was not. Yeah, it was. John's wrong. Ah. I'm not wrong, but he's wrong. Yeah. We're sitting here. We're at Road America in Wisconsin, sitting in the winter circle of the middle of this track. Cars are going 500 miles an hour around us. This is. This is actually pretty interesting. It sounds cool as hell. Does it? Well, good. Bobo, when you had that Vietnamese chicken, was she better than that white chick that you stole from that truck driver? Well, now, listen. I don't want to compare. Well, that's very disrespectful, John. That's very disrespectful. I'll. I'll say this. I'll say this about Sue. How is that disrespectful? Well, it's just because you can't compare women. We're all different. God loves little children. I just asked which one you like better. Jack asked, but sue had some cans. Dude. No, no, that's. That was Mandy. Oh, yeah. I'm getting confused. She had more than she had morning. She had barrels. So Sue, Vietnamese chick, She's the one that cooked. Yeah. Sue was only around for, like, nine days, but Mandy could cook. She did those orange cinnamon rolls. You guys remember? She's a little thick. She had a wide stance, but she could cook. She needed a wide stance to hold up those barrels. Let me tell you. Let me tell you. And I always. I always say this about. About big girls, and that is not an insult. Ladies, don't be mad because he's hunting. Mandy had skills. Mad skills. Those were the days, too. But sue was great because sue was so agreeable. Wake up. Do you. Would you like a donut? I'm like, I don't know. She's like, I'll make you French toast. I said, french toast will be good. Bring orange bread, that orange juice to the bed. Oh, man. Have my shower running in bed. Your shower running now? Don't waste the water. Watch. Hour. Yeah, it's beautiful. Those are the days. I don't know what's wrong with me, man? I think I've become like, colossally undesirable. Where did she go? Why did you let her leave? Okay, here we go. Are we out of time? Here's, here's the thing in nine days in the racial ship. Here's the thing that killed it. And you won't believe this about me, but this is like, like this is how I was in the late 90s, back in the old days. This was, you know, okay, okay. I can't do cocaine. Can't do it. You can't do it. Guess what Sue's deal was. Get. Guess what her. Guess what her party time atmosphere was like. She was a coke monster. Yep. And that's why we met on the Steely Dan fan page. Right? Right. I should have known. 70% of those people are coke head. Didn't. No. Even the Vietnamese ones did. I wouldn't lie. You wouldn't lie? Would she put cocaine to powder the donuts? No, she was doing it like she was doing her makeup. One morning she's getting ready for work and I'm, you know, I'm having my. I'm coming out of the shower out there, Mike. I mean, Bob, we got a heart out at the top of the. And she's just sucking cocaine. And I'm like, oh, my God, sue, if you're out there, we'll help you with your cocaine problem if you'll take Bob. Bobag Wolf and $100. We bought cars on the radio for America's best car buyer. We're at Road America live today. Track side will be right back. From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show, America's number one Saturday morning show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf. Joe Exotic in prison. What's up? What are you doing? Oh, not much. Not much. Did you hear that Latina are you. You can't. Can you listen to the show in prison? I listen. Yeah, we listen to it all the time. Did you hear that Latina that called in a minute ago all hot and heavy about this call is from a federal prison. I've been. I've been on hold with, with your studio. Okay, hang on a second. Daniel. Daniel. Yes, sir. Yeah, so what were you saying about the Latina lady that called in a minute ago? I agree with a little bit of what she says. It's just that I can hear the entitlement in her voice. She's a Latina, but I think she's more like Cuban. Puerto Rican. As soon as they get their citizenship, they start talking mess about Mexicans. We do good work. I'm from Houston. You see a lot of us working American, but I just feel a little bit, you know, we're all the same. I just don't think she just feel. Or they Cuban should feel a little bit entitled just because they get their citizenship and marry a white guy. There's nothing wrong with that. But. So she uppity Mexican. You know what a Puerto Rican is? Yeah, there's a bunch of them in here. Shipwrecked Mexican. Hey, Joe. Exotic. Do Puerto Ricans think they're better than Mexicans in prison? Yeah, in here they do. Why? Joe, was your boyfriend a Puerto Rican? No, he's a Mexican national. Okay. Yeah. So why are Puerto Ricans better than Mexicans? This is news to me. Because they're citizens, basically, and Mexicans aren't. What about Cubans? But you know, you know, he pretty much nailed it right there though, because they're not going to work as hard as the Hispanic people do in America. I agree with that. I need to get my subtitles correct. What does Hispanic mean? Is that. Does that not cover Puerto Ricans and Cubans in here and here? It's. It's people from Mexico. Daniel, are you. Are you from Mexico? My parents are, but I was born here. Okay, so what is Hispanic, Mexican only? Or is it anybody that's a Spanish speaking language? It really has to do with dialect. Hispanic is everybody. You know, it's just the label that they put on us. We're all from the same, you know, color, tribe, whatever you want to call it. But it's just the voice, the way they, the. The way they're raised, it's just a little bit different than Mexicans. So even if you have like a Colombian, you can still call them Hispanic, but they'll get offended, not use the word. More Latin. I've got a guy sitting next to me. He's from Philadelphia. Paulie. Yo. Are there a lot of Puerto Ricans in. In Philadelphia? There's plenty of plenty. Yeah, Plenty. But there's definitely. There's definitely some type of hierarchy. Yeah. With Hispanics, whether Puerto Rican. A little bit higher than a Mexican Peruvian. This one Guatemalan. So, like, is Peruvian. Are they better than Mexicans? I don't. I don't know. I don't know how it actually works. I can't tell you how it works. But there is a hierarchy where they will have attitude versus another one. Like they're better. Ladies and gentlemen, the way it works. This is just a bunch of white folks talking about something they have no idea. No, nothing. Completely nothing. No, no, we had. And. And Puerto Rican lady that. That called in a minute ago. Call back 800. 800 7234. Because I'm sure you're yelling at your radio right now. Hang on. Daniel is with us, and he's Hispanic. Yeah. So? No, Turley, it's not just a bunch of white people talking about Mexicans. We got a Mexican with us talking about Mexicans. And we got a queer in prison talking about queers and Mexicans. So get your story with a Mexican last name. Right. It's true, though. If you look. If you watch Scarface. You know, Scarface hated Colombia. Oh, he did? We are in the Midwest. Please. He's a Cuban. He hated Colombia. The Colombians, you know, and The Peruvians are 10 times as dangerous as Colombian money. Yeah, there's a. There's a hierarchy, for sure. For damn sure. See, I'll. $100. Either. Either or. How did all the Puerto Ricans get to Pennsylvania? How did all the Puerto Ricans get to Pennsylvania? There's a immigration. How do I know? Immigration, the 1950s. I barely know how I got there. Immigration in the 1950s, they went to the northeastern, the eastern seaboard, especially New York City. Steely Dane did a song called the Royal Scam about it. Puerto Ricans everywhere in New York City for a good 10 or 12 years, they propagated there. Yeah. Joe. Joe, Exotic. Is your last name Mexican now? Maldonado. It ain't Dutch. Spanish. It ain't Dutch. We got the Tiger King live from prison. If you think I'm kidding, you're wrong, because he's on with us right now. Now, Maldonado. Is that the guy that. Is that the Mexican guy that you married that just got deported? No, no, no. He took. He took my last name. Maldonado. Well, how did you wind up with the name Maldonado? Because my husband that accidentally shot himself was. Was Hispanic. Oh. Did y' all have kids together? Yeah. Little Be. Ne. Oh, don't dump it, Turley. Come on. Come on, Charlie, don't dump it. I'm kidding. So. So if. If. But like, if you didn't have children together, why did you. J.D. laughing in the background? Why did you keep his name after he passed? Why didn't you go back to exotic or what's your real last name? Because. Because my family disowned me back in the 80s, so I don't want nothing to do with that. Him. Why did they disown you for being gay? This call is from a federal prison. So. So as soon as. So as soon as they made it legally to get married in the gay community, I got married and changed my name and. And got rid of. Got rid of my original name. And what was your original name? Shri Vogel. Are you Jewish? German. Ah. Different, huh? Well, this sounds like a joke setup. It really does. Got a Yankee, a redneck, an Exon, a Mexican, and a Puerto Rican walk into a bar. All right, so which one does. Which one does the lady on the gay guy? I do like my setup for, like, a contest show. Like, remember, remember the J.D. remember, remember battle of the Network Stars? Oh, yeah, sure. But imagine that set up in a construction setting. He's gonna build it out. He's gonna build it out quick, right? So the build out of the construction setting, and it's just different people in different races, and they're doing it for money. But you got to go back and judge the work. It's not just about finishing the work. Drywall is not the same amongst all races. He's not a hater. He's a Texan. Yeah, he's the accidental racist. All right, guys, thank you very much. I appreciate it. Daniel. Thank you, Joe. Exotics get out of prison soon. Paul the Yankee. Hey, you're. You're, like, real good friends with Alex Stein, aren't you? Yes. Yeah, he's been, like, busting the sidewalks lately. He's. If anybody gets me out of here, it'll be him. Really? He's on it. He is on it. He is on it. What do you think about Carole Baskin? You know, nobody's ever heard from her in a while, so we don't even know if she's alive or she killed her other husband and hiding out somewhere, but she's. She's laying low. Coming up next, Joe, thank you. We got a boogie lightning rounds coming up. 800 after this song. 800, 800. That was probably the best segment of radio we've done in a while. Very controversial. Write that down. Send it to Braden, and tell them to put the clip up, because I liked it. I want to watch it again. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. And I think we rode the line and. And. And did the dance where the program directors can't call me Monday. I think it was a strike. I don't think it was outside the plate. I think we covered it. Who knew? You couldn't say be. We'll be right back. Now back to the John Clay wolf show, presented by GiveMe the Vid.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1800800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show. Andy in Dallas, Texas. A 21 knee Nissan Sentra. Is it on a lease or did you buy it? But are you drunk? No. Okay, because you're delayed. Like you sound like you've been drinking. I mean, that's fine. It's not abnormal for this crowd, I can tell you that. No, but I could have been drunk by now. I've been on here for an hour and 45 minutes. Okay, the quicker way to do it then is just go to givemetheven.com. the computer would have answered you immediately. And that goes for anybody listening. It's a Nissan Sentra of 15, 000 miles. Cars worth right about the miles. 14 grand. Oh, it's a special model. Okay, well, good then. 14. 1, 800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4, 800800 radio Tom. A 23 Vet Z51. But which. Which is it? LT. LT. 1, 2, 3. What have you got? I know it's a. It's a 2LT. Okay, these vets are coming down one. You know, they were too high forever and now they're really coming down because they're getting supply. You, you can go to a Chevy dealership now and buy one where as before you could not. I mean, they weren't in inventory, but now they are. So is it a convertible or a coupe? It is a coupe. What color? Ceramic matrix. Gray. Metallic. Jesus Christ. Just Satan say it's gray. You people with your damn adjectives. It's a Z51, which is good. I'm just going off what they say. I know, I know, I know, I know. You want 72, 000. You're too high. I think that's sticker on the damn thing, isn't it? Hell, that's over sticker. No sticker on it was 97 something. Was it? Other than they raised the sticker bunch. Yeah, I mean, you know, but go ahead. Mmr. Like I'm looking at some comps of recent auction sales. Here's one with 3,000 miles brought 66 grand. Here's one with 4,000 miles brought 63 grand. Here's one with 6,000 miles brought 62 grand. Here's one with 8,000 miles brought 65 grand. Here's one with 10,000 miles. 10,000 and actually I'm looking through here. I sold half of these in our lanes. 11,000 miles. Miles brought 62 grand so that you know that that's what they're, they can be acquired for at the dealer auctions. Yeah. Let me, let me ask you this, John. So the, the dealer buys it at the auction for 63 grand, takes it to his dealership and sells it for 80. No. The average retail profit on the front end of a deal in the United States of America per the NADA, is like $1300 average. Now I'm not saying that, but so, so they buy that car for 63 grand. Here's what they really do. They buy the car for 63 grand. Then they pay a thousand dollar buy fee to the auction. So now they're 64 grand. And then they take it to their dealership at 64 what they have in it and they run it through their shop and they overcharge everybody because they, they pay their salespeople on commission. So remember, there's 64 real money. And then they put a service bill on it and a pack on it. So they bring it in an inventory at like 66 grand grand is what they're paying commission on. And they ask 69 grand and they sell it for 68 grand and they show a two thousand dollar profit. But in reality they spread it four grand from where they bought it. They just did internal charges to screw the sales people out of commissions. Yeah, I did. I'm only asking because I've looked and at the dealerships they're basically the same as mine except for it's a convertible and, and it has more miles on it than mine. What they're asking and what they're getting. What they're asking and what they're getting. What they're asking, what they're getting are two different numbers. When's the last time you walked into a used car lot? I don't care if it's at a dealership or not. And gave what they're asking. Never. Oh, I don't know. Never. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Remember, if you'd like to sell your car, go to America's best car buyer. It's online. They'll give you a bit of media immediately, automatically. And then a buyer can contact you, negotiate a different price. If you, if you don't agree with the one that you got from the auto bid. Give me the VI N. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN.com. we have five locations in Southern California. We have three locations in Dallas, Fort Worth. We have two locations in Houston. 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You guys that are car people, car racers know exactly what we're talking about and the rest of you have no idea. And if you want to see the video, you can go to jcwshow.com all morning long you've been hearing the cars go by hauling ass. And we just had to move it inside because the rain started. I think we just lost your. Your link actually for the video. It's a little quieter. Oh, the out from the track. It's up now. We got it. Okay, cool. Thank you for the disruption, Michael. Well, it wasn't there. It wasn't there. Yeah, but I mean, you know something? I mean when you're, when your left boobs hanging out, I want to let you know. Okay, thanks. So now that I've completely lost my. You're in Road America. You're about to say hi to the folks in Kansas City. Hi to the folks in Kansas City. Are we on the new sports station in Kansas City? I have no idea if we are on a sports station in Kansas City. Please call in. Boogie check, boogie check. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I believe we moved from the classic rock station in KC to the support station. I believe today's our first day but I'd love to know if that is active. So call in real quick and let me know if you are in KC Michael, you have a 69 vet that's a whopper and damage from a tornado. You want to know if you should restore it? Yeah, I was trying to check if it's even worth doing anything it's got body damage, but everything else is original. Original's really not. You know, original is not as big of a deal is. I mean there's a handful that are big deal. Wait, does it have a special motor in it, an L88 or whatever? No. Yeah, 427. Is that right? That's good. You know, that's not bad. Is it a stick? Yes. Is it convertible or a hard dump? Hard top. T top. So it's got. It's got chrome bumpers on the front and the back. What's it cost to fix it? I have no idea. That's why I'm asking you why I'm not looking at it. So I don't know either. How. How wopped up is it from the tornado? It's got some back, you know, fiberglass damage on the back where it fell in on it. Send me pictures. Go to give me the vin.com or gmtvcc.com let me see some pictures. I'll let you know. I don't. Those cars aren't worth a ton. You know, like when they're good, they're worth 25 grand and if they're bad, they're worth 18 grand. 17:12 and yeah, that's what we're. If it's going to cost 20 grand to fix it, then no, it's not worth it. Thank you. 800, 817. That's what I'm trying to get. Yep, yep, yep. 800, 800 radio. Hang on. Here's one from Kansas. Kansas City. You there, there. Yeah. What station are we on up there? 96. 5 the fan. Okay. We are on the sports station. KFNZ. Yes, sir, your home for Kansas City sports. You know, did we. Did you used to listen to Johnny Dare up there? I never got into him, but I. I mean I've listened to him every now and then, but I never got like into him. So this is the first time you've ever heard us. Are we new to you? Yeah, yeah. Welcome aboard. We do this every Saturday for four hours. Have been doing it 20 years and this is the first day on this new station. And thank you for calling. Let me know. Not problem. Black, white, Latino or other. Let's go to that. Let's just get right into it. Hey, I want Paul to play with us today. Paul's really good at this. Paul Jenkins from Philly. High volume. Yeah, meets I know nothing. So we do this deal where pre K reads a story of a criminal and we listen to the details and we go around the room and we Guess. Is it black, white, Latino or other? Gotcha Roll dog. Yes, sir. Everybody's favorite game show. You pretty much broke it down. I'm gonna read a crime story and y' all just give me the general vibe. This week's crime takes place in a Milwaukee muffler shop where our suspect ain't having car truck trouble. He's looking for the DOE. Our 18 year old suspect walked up in the shop with his gat, told him to empty the safe, but the employees at the time didn't have the combination, so the robber didn't have time to wait. So he left his phone number, told him to give him a call back when the manager got there so he could come back and finish the job. How considerate. The muffler shop made sure to call back, but not before calling the laws who were waiting for our robber to to arrive. He was promptly arrested and charged with attempted burglary. But was he white, black, Latino or other? I'm going Polish, so other Polish. Why? Okay, that'll be other. Yeah, I mean it sounds like every bad Polish joke you ever heard your life, Paul. I'm going black, J.D. i'm going to go Latino. Latino? Why? It just sounds like something a Latino would do. Wow. Curly, I'm. Oh, I'm in trouble now. What? I'm going. It's Milwaukee. He's at a muffler shop. He want them whistles to go woo woo. So I'm going black. Is that a black thing? Yeah, you just can't give a right answer here, can you? No, no, no. This is a new game for me that I want to run from. Did Pre K say this is a must? Muffler shop. Yes, a muffler shop. A muffler shop. Who's gonna hit a muffler shop? John's got a bead on this thing. I. I mean, not. If not Polish, certainly journey. It's certainly some, some Anglo, European immigrant And I mean five generations ago immigrant, World War II generation immigrant. I'm gonna rob the muffler shop. So we're going white, but we're trying to zone it in on what kind of whites. Exactly. And Bob's feeling Italian. Former Czech Republic maybe. Okay, let's roll. I mean this is the, this is a nail biter. All right. You know it's 18 year old Reuben Zarate. Surprising name for a black man. Black Ruben. That's Puerto Rican. Man. I thought I had it. Yeah, it could be Dominic. Dominican. Wow. Dominican. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that. You nailed it. Is there a photo? Yeah, if you Google Reuben Zarate, Google Milwaukee muffler shop robbery. All right. Wow. Good one. Pre K. Speaking of him going to jail, it's time for Johnny Cash to come talk to us about our prisoner listeners around the country that send mail to our PO Box. And Johnny Cash comes down from heaven and reads that once a week. Good morning, Johnny. Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. John. This week's mail from jail entry reads. What's up, everybody? This here's Tony from the resort of Oklahoma, Doc. Where the weather is keen and the food goes straight to your spleen. I always listen to y' all show. I hear all these people chirping and whining about prisoners and how it sucks so bad. But I'm here to tell you, to a dirt bound man like me, it's a cool breeze. I'm on my second stint for burglary now. I'd much rather be in here than out in the dirt with nothing to do and nowhere to go. Now looky here. Long as you're not some weirdo or diaper sniper, you don't have a lot to worry about. Sure, there's some jerks and fights and the occasional gruesome, unnecessary, tragic death, but as long as you mind your own business, you can just hang out. It's almost like an extended summer camp for felons. And I don't have a place to go when I get out. So pending a lottery win, I'll probably just keep stealing until I get to come back. When I lost my parents, that meth got a hold of me and I lost everything else. So I've learned that this nothing else. Less you have, less you have to worry about. So I hope you big money fellas enjoy yourselves. I'll be listening with everything I need every week. A mind, a heart and a little bit of coffee. Cheers. Your friend, Tony Donegan, Oklahoma Department of Corrections. Now, how are we going to rehabilitate a filler? Yeah, he's not wanting to get out, that's all he knows. This reminds me of that episode of Andy Griffith. You know, where they got the old hobo living out in the woods and coming in begging for stuff. And Opie just wants to help him, right? And he have to explain. Well, you know, you're not really helping a man when you feed him 24, 7. That man 65. It's time he makes his own bed. Obi says. But Paul, he ain't even got a bed. Two schools of thought there. I'll tell you what. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Is the call in number. We are live track trackside in Wisconsin Road America Vintage weekend. I believe Adam Kroll is going to come on here in just a little bit with us and join us for a moment. And this show is brought to you by America's Best Car Buyer. GiveMeTheEven.com if you'd like to watch the video feed of this, it's@jcwshow.com you can just click through and you can see our YouTube stream of all of us doing this thing as well. Well, 800-800-723-4. Good morning, the fan in Kansas City. This is our first day out there and givemetheven.com is a car buying service and that is the sponsor of the show and it's also Gordon Boswell Flowers around the corner across the country. 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My buddy Adam Carolla is the Grandmaster Dragon thing up here this weekend and asked us to come up and we're doing an event tonight up here. So I'm broadcasting live trackside. It did start raining so we had to move it indoors. Good morning everyone. How about the side piece deal? Why is this, why is this getting so much traction? It's just everybody's been caught at some point getting in trouble. This guy. What's more embarrassing than being at a Coldplay concert? Well, getting caught on the kiss cam. Yes. This guy, he's the CEO of a company called Astronomer Andy Byron and his chief, it's even funnier, the human resource officer, she just got promoted to vice president of human resources. Kristen. They were caught on the kiss Cam, you've. Everybody's seen that where people get, you know, they're kissing or they're embracing. In this case, they were embracing Wednesday night at the Coldplay concert. And of course, both are married to other people. And here's the. Here's the vocalist, Chris Martin. And when he figures out what's going on on the big kiss. Cam. Cat 4. Oh, look at these two. All right, come on. You're okay. Either they're having an affair or they is very shy. Ironically, the next song they played was Trouble. Was it really? Yeah. Wow, that's greatness. Where are you at on Coldplay, Turley? I'm a fan. I. I dig their stuff. I don't. I don't hear them enough in the stations I listen to. I have to really go out. And they play them on the Spectrum a lot. Yeah, they haven't had a single that has broke out in a while. Well, actually, they just broke up, too. Joke. Yeah, they made two Wednesday night. Two singles. Are they always mellow? Yeah, that's their. That's their gig. Okay. Cuz everything I hear is pretty mellow. Aren't they kind of like Nickelback people? Kind of love to hate them. Hate to love them. No. I'd rather listen to Barry Manilow. Wow. Than Coldplay. Yeah. It's just. I don't know, It's. It's chill. It is definitely chill. And it's for a couple. Yeah. Be called adult contemporary in the old days. His wife. Life is better looking than a side piece. Yeah. Yeah. Boy, she must be tough to live with. I. Would you guys like. You want to hear a theory here? Oh, you got a theory? Okay. So have you heard of this company before? Ask. What's it called? Astronomer. Oh, Astronomer. Astronomer. Yeah. Yeah. No. Right. No. All of a sudden we hear about him. Right? No. Come on. This guy's. They've been having problems. The marriage. Yeah, rumors of that. They've been having problems. Do you think he just said. You know what? Screw it. It. I'm gonna. He's got enough money. They're also going for an ipo. They're trying to get some seating, too. Really? I'm telling you, this is all big promotional. Okay, so did he have to pay somebody to put the kiss cam on him? Yeah, you would have to, for that money. You get all that publicity and. And some nookie. Yes. A lot of times I'm with your theories, but, I mean, watching the way they. They staged the way they dove. Yeah. It just feels a little icky. I don't know, they're really good actors pictures then because they both looked very embarrassed and very caught. Paul, have you ever lived with a woman that's hard to live with? Oh, no, not me. No. You were telling me I had two of them. You were telling me a story earlier today about, you know, with the ex wives. It's always fun at weddings and graduations and things like this where everybody's got to get together and act like, like nothing ever happened. Like you like each other. Other. Right. And what happened with you? Are you really going to do that to me? They don't have to. It was, it was just interesting. He just had a moment with his ex wife at the graduation. It was out of town and. And she started her old ex wife kind of bits and he put her down and he's like, listen, honey, I don't have to put up with this anymore. Yeah, I, I get to go home to my house. There was a reason that I left. Wow. I don't know that I left. That's not okay. But, but that, that reason, I mean, I just don't have to do this. My children are listening. But anyway, okay. So we'll be careful. We'll be careful. That was great job, J.D. let's talk about your nudity. Let's talk about. You want to talk about the SP Awards this week? Oh, yeah. Shane Gillis hosted the SP Awards on abc. Some of the jokes, he was up there doing a lot of jokes. Some of them pretty good, some of them questionable. We got a few lines here. Cut. We have three cuts. Cut. 10.1. Mike, Shohei Ohtani couldn't make it tonight. Man, I hope his interpreter didn't bet that he was going to be here. Yeah, Shohei is a once in a generation talent. No one's been able to do what he does at so many positions. Pitcher, hitter and bookie. A bookie is what Bill Belichick reads to his girlfriend before bedtime. Sugar Ray Leonard's here. Hell yeah, Sugar Ray, you're the man. But what in 10 years, Jake Paul is going to try to knock you out. So take it easy. That's good. I like that we have more. 10.2. Caitlin Clark. She and I have a lot in common. We're both whites from the Midwest who have nailed a bunch of threes. When Caitlyn Clark retires from the wnba, she's going to work at a Waffle House so she can continue doing what she loves most, fist fighting black women. I'm not trashing Bill Belichick. First off, he's 73 years old. He's dating a hot 24 year old and people are criticizing him. What happened to this country? He used to be a great country. He won six Super Bowls. Yeah, he's dating a hot 24 year old. Maybe if you guys won six Super Bowls, you wouldn't be sitting next to a fat, ugly dog. Walk life. Oh, damn. Oh, that's cold. He had some other cold lines where this is more visual, but he's talking about, oh, hey, there's my. There's Lacy Crabby right there in the stands. Everybody plays in the wnba. Everybody's like, oh. And then he's like, oh, no, that's actually just my friend's girlfriend. This proves that you guys don't watch the WNBA at all. We have one more cut if you want to hear. At 10.3, Donald Trump wants to stage a UFC fight on the White House lawn. The last time he staged a fight in dc, Mike Pence almost died. Actually, there was supposed to be an Epstein joke here, but as it got deleted. Probably deleted itself. Right? Deleted itself. Probably never existed. Actually. Joe Rogan actually wanted me to be here to host this award show so that I could capture Adam Silver because Joe thinks he's an alien. And Donald Trump wanted me to be here to capture Juan Soto for the same reason Aaron Rodgers did not take the vaccine, because he predicted it would be bad for him. And then he joined the New York Jets. He's good. That was funny. Where did this guy come from? Charlie. I've never seen him before. He hosted Saturday Night Live like four or five weeks ago. He was a writer for them too. Yeah. Was he really? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Pretty good. The TV show Tires. I've watched two episodes. It's okay. It's just. Okay. Shane's fine. But that's like his highlights. He's. He. I don't know. He's just real blue and he'll hit below the belt. Oh, is he the guy on tires? Yeah. I'm not as in love with him as everyone else. I do like him. No, that puts it together for me. I've seen that. That's that same guy. He's not one of the. Yes. He's not one of the great comics. He's just good. He's solid. But I feel like he's a little overblown maybe. Yeah, maybe. But it's fine. Everybody gets on their hot streak. I mean, hey, Corolla, he never know he can get back on that train too. We. We went. I went to a show. Adam show in chicago on Wednesday night. I was proud of the old boy. He packed the house. I mean, it was heavy. There was a big crowd, huge line. You're talking like you're surprised. Yeah, just, you know, when you get to know somebody like that and they become normal to you, then you don't. You go into a thing and it's just so he's. You know, I was. Yes, I was surprised. I just didn't think that he was that damn popular. Hey. Hey, Adam. How you doing, bud? There he is right there. When he's your buddy, it's hard to believe you're a big deal, man. You are really a big deal. And rollins is the same way. Where you really see it with rollins is when you go to barrett, jackson or some car event and you're like, gee, they don't know him. They love him. They love them. There's a difference. They know me. They love him. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Eric in Colorado, you got a 71 Continental Mark 3. So that's a two door, right? Right. Correct. 51,000 miles. Needs a carburetor. So translation is she don't run. Do you want to get the carburetor fixed so I could buy it as a running car? I've got the carburetor. I just need to put the time in to get it installed and remove the dual fuel option. He had a. A propane conversion on it. Oh, that's a pain in the ass. Now this thing's getting worse. And now I see why you hadn't messed with it. You want it, dumped it. There's just a lot of mechanical work. Most of it's gone. There's very little mechanical work to be done to it. It. It's in great condition. It's a. It's a good runner. No, it's not. It doesn't run. It. We. It'll run with the carburetor. It ran fast seven years ago. Seven years ago. How long has it been sitting there? It. Well, it's been sitting in the garage all its life, but. Except for when he drove it. So. So when was the last time he had a running in? I think in 2016 was the last time he started it. Oh, that's it. There's two grand. Buy it. There's two grand. There's two grand. Buy it. I'm thinking more like five and more like five if you get it running Because I've got to take it to the shop and then they. They. They tell me the Bad news that you didn't know about, that you're worried about that we're all worried about shop. It gets to the shop, right. And they start telling you about the other things it needs. And in this propane conversion caused some problems. We need this, we need that. It just doesn't end if I'm buying somebody's project, I'm buying it cheap enough where I'm okay. Yeah, it's just like a John Lovitz joke. All it needs is a carburetor. Yeah. Yeah. That's the ticket. Yeah. Eric, get it running. I'll give. I'll probably give five up. Get it running. Can I probably give a little there. There's some extras on it that weren't mentioned. It's got. Yeah. Wire wheels. Nobody, but nobody really cares to tell you the truth. Nobody cares. Okay. It's just not that desirable. It's just a. I've been down this road with it is the. Is the. Anyway, I. I am interested. Running there's one price not running there's another price and go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up. Givemetheven.com America's best car buyer Eric in Colorado knows that because not only did we offer to buy his car, we offered to buy it not running. We will be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars and radio for America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com the John Clay Wolf show is heard every week on great stations like 1011 WJRR, Orlando's Rock Station and El Paso's 92.3 the Fox all classic catch the nation's fastest growing podcast and live video stream@jcwshow.com and we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show right after this. Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios. Time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up. 800-800-Rode. This is the John Clay Wolf show. Mike in Arkansas. Mike in Arkansas, you've been drinking. Well, hell yeah. Every day. Neck kind of hurting a little now. I was bobbing to that sweet home Alaska y' all were earlier. What did he say? Hello. Hello. All right, Mike. What's on your mind, sir? Well, you know, man, we got to dolls. These blow up dolls. I think I got seen a used one, man. Oh God. At least I had that thing. I, you know, beat it up for a couple minutes. Old rope started burning and man, I got a rash. I don't know you guys. Can y' all fix this? You got any advice? Please, please. Paul Jenkins did You have to say my last name too. Polly, do you have any experience? He's got a rash from a blow up doll. He needs advice. It's just us on the radio, right? There's nobody else listening. It's just us six guys. Us two here, the four back there. Yes. Yeah. Yes. Let me help this guy. Now, I can't help this guy, but not many can help this guy. Maybe shot of penicillin. Does it burn when you pee? Well, is it an Indian blow up doll? A white blow up doll up doll. Is there hierarchy in this racist. All right, Steve. Thank you, sir. I've got this figured out. John, I don't know how to make this sound better. I'm just gonna say it out loud, okay? Just say it. I know exactly what he did wrong. What do you do wrong? What you should do is the opposite. Buy the brown ones. Just do. There's a difference. I'm telling you. Mike, in for Texas. O2 Pontiac Trans Am WS6 Ram Air with 38, 000 miles average. Rougher. Clean, very clean. 20 grand. Okay. Yeah, it was a garage. Fine for me. So what'd you give them, 15 or 12? I gave him 11. Five. All right. Would you want to make five grand on me? Well, if I can. I think you can. I think I can stretch it. You know, if I'm giving 20 for it, I'm thinking I can get 21 at of it. It cost me about 500 to handle a car. So where are you located? Well, I'm south of Fort Worth in Joshua. I went to Joshua elementary in fifth grade and I got the hell out of there as quick as I could. But it's actually better now. Back then. Back then, we paid to go to the district next door because it was the good district district. We were in the Joshua district. And now the table has turned. Joshua district is the good district and the old crowd. Joshua. I don't know, fifth grade. I was born in 72. I don't know what year it was. Probably okay, five or something, but. Yeah. Yes. Graduated from Joshua. All right. What year did you graduate? 85. Cool. Go owls. Anyway, yeah, go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Let's. Let's do a dope. Okay, do we need pictures and all that? Because it's spotless. I mean, this thing is just. Just. Just take the pictures, take a walk around, video talk on the video. If you send videos, make them a minute or less so that you can actually send them and they won't say video too long. But yeah, we'll get her done. Get a picture of the title. Get a picture. Driver's license. Yes. And you can run it over to North Richland Hills office and drop it off. Or if you're in a. In a country state of mind, you can run about 45 minutes south to Walnut Springs, Texas, where we have a office out there, too. Don't ask me why. It's a long story. Steve. In Pennsylvania. Rico. Mr. Johnny, good morning. Are you in Westchester? How you doing? I am in Westchester. Polly, where's Westchester? Right outside. I think it's part of Delaware County. Yeah. Right outside of Philadelphia. Yeah. Yeah. It's west of Chester. Yeah. So this guy is like our number one fan. He said west of Chester, which is why. Which is true. But it's kind of funny. He, he, he. Were you the one that developed the website for the fan club? Yes, me and few others, yes. So they've got this fan club, it's called Wolf Pack Nights that say sell that. And the Knights thing is a Bonnie Python reference. But Steve, how did you find us? Because I don't believe we were ever on the radio in Philly. Except we were on that one time. Zo. That came down. Yeah, CZO was how I found you. Okay, cool. And he's come down to Walnut Springs a couple of times. The fan clubs, the guys, the Wolf packers, they meet down there when we have events. It's. Well, what's on your mind today? We got a shout out, special shout out. One of the Wolf Packers Captain Jack. Jack, his wife Jackie is in the hospital and she's been. She's been going through some medical stuff and in and out of rehab, and I think she's on the mend, at least from the updates I'm getting from Captain Jack. He was the guy that actually won the back checks. Donna Summer, the weekend of the rally, May 17th. Okay. He was the guy that called it and won Florida somewhere. Perfect. But, Jackie, hope you're doing well. And I know we're gonna do shout out to her and his. Him and his wife and hope she gets well. I know we're going to do another event in October, so I'll keep you posted on that. Of course. The bike rally is going to be next May again. Did you come down for the bike rally this year? Yeah, I was there. Yep. I get confused, my brain get spun. I forget things. Okay. I tell you what, though, man, if Dorian can. If Dorian can hire that stripper to fly a plane, that's going to be the story of the week. You got a free ride here, right? Is he a member on? Yeah, maybe they can send me out. Is. Is. I mean, I know Dorian's blind, so he probably isn't on Facebook, so. Is he on your Facebook group? The fan club group? No. I don't know if they have Braille on the computer. Westchester, Pennsylvania. I was in. What part of town was I in yesterday? Paul? You were in. Oh, on 322. Boomer. Havertown. Yeah. You were in Havertown. I picked Paul up in Philly yesterday, and we flew over here to Sheboygan Airport in Wisconsin for this Road America vintage weekend. And we're sitting here right now, trackside. Oh, the sun's starting to come out, so. Yeah, I. I was in Philly all day yesterday, but I would have called you. He was in Delco, but I was very busy. Delco, Delaware County. I'll tell you what. I'll send you my number. There's a good chance I'm going to be up there more often. I've got something cooking up there. All right. Thank you, sir. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. Speaking of backtracks, I think we should fire it. Well, no, then we're coming into the light. Yeah, I can't do. Yeah, we can do it at 30 after, so stand by for that. But we can do. Just lost a listener. You just lost a listener. All right, do you guys remember when we talked to John's dead horse with the Ouija board? Oh, yes. Remember this? Okay, well, Haley. Haley Fuentes of Tishmingo, Oklahoma, didn't think it was very funny. Haley has raised reared horses for 17 years, and they hold a majestic and. And magnificent spirit. John, Ouija boards are the devil's work and should not be used to summon horse spirits of any kind, ever. You're really playing with fire here, John. It's like a lightning strike. And you will be struck down by God himself for making a mockery of his finest creatures. Haley Puentes of Tishmingo, Oklahoma. God himself. God himself. Strike John down. Oh, wait a minute. Hold on. Satan. Satan's got a Puentes. Satan? Satan. Are we calling Satan on Ouija board? Yes. All right. Satan, are you there? I want you to notice how much faster this is. Than what? Well, then the telephone I've been using all this time, I can. I can blink in place there. You got a new phone in, like, 12 and a half seconds. This Ouija board, this is how it's done. Done all over the world for thousands of years. Yeah. Makes sense. I've even got the horse here with me. No, you don't. Y' all want to say hi to hell? Horses in hell. Come on over, boy. I don't think so. It's your horse. Maybe just visit. Hey, guys, I'm here. See you guys. See the horse? Not. There he is. There he is. Hey, horse. How as hell. Well, I, I've been. I've been sucking helium with Charlie Manson. It's awesome. Hey, you all right? Your co host hose is spitting at me. I'm only kidding. Hey, what is wrong with you? You ever suck the helium? Yes, it's a lovely thing. Okay. Hey, so you're still John, your older brother. Oh, the one that killed you. This is. Yeah, this is what got me. I noticed not only did he run me to death, I think he was feeding me apples. Is that bad? It's bad if you eat 40 of them in one day. Yeah. You didn't notice it got a little deep in the back 10? No, I literally nearly cracked myself to death several times. It was terrible. Terrible. The old brother's a real son of a. Thank you, horse half. Have fun with Satan in hell. I don't think you should have gone to hell. No, I think you should have gone to heaven. All horses go to heaven. This is heaven. It sounds like Rush Limbaugh. It's very weird. Speaking of Rush Limbaugh, how much time do we have? You got a. About a minute. You do? Rush. Real quick, Rush, what's going on with, with Trump and suing people and bullying his way around? Oh, I, I. You're. You're watching the news cycle, John. Yep. I think you're watching the current news cycle a little too closely these days. Keep hard. Keep your eye on the sparrow, as Hannity likes to say. He knows what he's talking about. What kind of an entourage have you got? I, I don't have one. I just, I just, I just stood in line for two minutes that's behind a horse and, and some guy in a big red robe. What is that red robe? Was there a fashion show or something? Was that a real horse you're calling in from heaven, right? Yeah. All right. This is. You got some weird friends. Well, if I'm, If I'm reading the news cycle wrong, straighten me out. That's why I'm asking you. They say me trust Trump wrote a dirty letter to Jeffrey Epstein. I've written several dirty letters to Jeffrey Epstein. He knows a lot of girls. I'm a married fellow, but I was heavily into pills for A while you forget you're married. I know how ridiculous it sounds. That's why I'm saying just say no. Just say no. Yeah. You're wild. Well, thank you. And what was I saying? I don't know, but I appreciate it. Thank you, Rush Limbaugh. Real quick, on the way out here, before we go into the light, you call in 8008-0072-3480-0800-RADIO. Because the next segment is where I'm going to bid cars on the radio. And I'll start with this one. James and Baton Rouge or Mike and Baton Rouge. 79 Trans Am silver anniversary. 49,000 miles. New hoses and engine. Wants 40,000. Okay, so is it a stick or an automatic? It's an automatic. So it's not worth. When you're looking at comps and you're like, oh, my God, these are worth a lot. The sticks are the ones that they. Oh, my God, it's worth a lot. Cards on is the paint on a scale of 1 to 10, where's the paint? I would put it, I would put it comfortably at a nine. Oh, it's good. Okay. Is the interior there at a nine as well? Yeah, it's all original. Look, the seats and everything are original. So. So the seats have very, very. That, you know, obviously, after being off 1979, it's been well looked after. It has slight sort of webbing in the, in it, but there's no crack. But it's. That obviously you can see it's not replacement seats. It's not those aftermarket seats. These are the original seats, original carpeting, original everything in the inside. That car is as it was in 1979. Can I tell you, if it was all new, it'd be worth more. Just FYI. People want good, clean, fresh stuff. So the, the original is good. I'm not knocking the car, and I'm very familiar with these, and I, I understand. I, I think I'm a $30,000 check writer based on your description. If it was a stick, I'd be a $40,000 check writer. Wow. I didn't realize that the, that the, that the stick shift was because it's a 6.6 liter and I, you know, it's a gutless 405. They don't. I, I'm building one right now in my barn. If you go to my YouTube channel, John Clay Wolf, you'll see all the hell I've had with redoing this car. I know this car inside and out. I know exactly what you're Talking about, I'll lay 30,000 for it. If you want to sell it, go to givemetheven.com. okay. Okay. Okay. All right, thanks. I'm gonna go to your. Your bring a trailer now, whatever it is. No, no, no, no, no, no. Givemethe vin.com. no, I'm sorry. The website is. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. The VIN. The VIN. V I N. Give me the VIN.com. gotcha. And send us some pictures. Let's see. Roll. I've got to go to break. And everybody else that wants to get a bit on the air, call right now during this commercial. Commercial. By this, there's like 60 seconds of commercial and two minutes of music. And we'll be right back. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. My name is john clay wolf by cars on radio for america's best car buyer. Give me the bend dot com. Now back to the john clay wolf show presented by. By giving me the vid dot com. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1800, 800 radio. This is the john clay wolf show. John? Yes. Are we up? Are we on? Yes. Oh, let me do it. Okay. Corolla and his buddy just walked in, and I'm sorry. I got sidetracked. James, in Mississippi, you've got a 03 Lincoln Town Town Car that you want four grand for, and it's your girlfriend's. Yes, sir. Is she white, black, latino, or other white? How old is she? Two years younger. Me, I figure 65. So she's 62. She's driving a town car, feeling like something. What are you gonna get her? Well, no, she's not. She's not driving it. It was. She got it. A friend of hers died, and she ended up. Up. They end up giving her the car she already took care of. Man. Does 2500 ever? No, sir, it would not. Y' all got it for free. Why are you trying to hold me up? Cut me in on the deal? She. She trying to get money for her house repairs. I don't know. 3000. I. She's stuck at 4. I know. I don't know. Loaded into givemethevin.com. loaded into givemetheven.com. let me see pictures. I want pictures of the girlfriend and the car. I want to see it all. Paint the. Paint the picture for me. If you need to send me a picture of the dead guy in the obituary. I just need to. I need to understand what I'm looking At send me some nudes. All right. Thank you. Hi. Hi. All right, Troy in Colorado, your Wrangler's too high. It's worth 12 grand. Unless it's, like, jacked up really well and it's got a bunch of aftermarket. Well, it does, but that's okay. I appreciate it does. If it does, then it's worth more. Yeah, it's got. It's got a lift kit on it, the bigger tires, specialty moto metal rims. It's got all the interior stuff, and it's not just a. Now it sounded like 14 to 15 grand. Now it sounded like 14 to 15 grand. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Let's take a look. See? Okay. My name is John Clay Wolf. We're gonna come back in just a minute. We're Trackside Road America in Plymouth, Wisconsin. It's vintage weekend. If you go to our YouTube stream, just go to jcwshow.com and click through and you'll. You can see the track and where we're at here on in Wisconsin, live track side. We had to come in because of the rain. That's why you're not hearing the cars like you were a minute ago. But it's all good. Adam Carolla's just sat down with me, and we're gonna join him and get an update on what's going on out here because he's the grand dragon. Dragon of this ceremony. Grand marshal. Grand marshal of this ceremony. And my name is John Clay Wolf. And we will see you in about two minutes. Be right back. The John Clay Wolf Show. Oh, well, he's very popular. The sportos and motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads, they all adore it. They think he's a righteous dude. John Clay Wolf, right? Watch the tv. I watch the news. Make you afraid. The news. You know, put all these stories on Iraq, Iran, North Korea. You know, try to scare you, you know, but does it ever really scare you? Like, you ever wake up in the middle of the night? Ah, North Korea. That little tiny country across. Across the ocean. I wonder if they'll get me this. Didn't Nash settle that, like, 20 years ago? Let's get back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call him up at 800-800-RADIO and check out the podcast@jcwshow.com. yo, give me the VIN mother. The John Clay Wolf Show. What was the punchline on Norm Spit? I missed it. Just, you know, how the news tries to put fear into us all the time. And you know, it's Iran, it's Iraq, it's, it's North Korea. Little country or the North Korea scared to death North Korea. But didn't MASH settle that like 20 years ago? Right, right. MASH was about, you know, the Korean War. I feel like Norm McDonald bits have been getting a resurgence lately. Have you noticed that, Adam? Yeah, I mean ever since he passed, I, I believe. But, but recently, yeah, more recently. But he, he's always been revered and as other comedians love him, I've, I've got some funny bits with him if people want to go to the Internet that can check me and Norm breaking down Kenny Roger songs. Yes you have. Yes you have. I've checked that out recently. Adam, that's hilarious. Excellent stuff. Yeah, Norm's great and it's just us kind of stumbling onto humor and you know, as only Norm could do it, although it was all my idea. But he will be missed. And he was a strange guy, a nice guy, a very, very idiosyncratic guy. He didn't drive. Sounds like you. Kinds of stuff. Yeah, I don't drive. Sounds like yourself. Did you hate his wife Patty? Sounds like me talking about idiosyncras. Oh, you don't, you're not a very good judge. Listen, people say that to me all the time. You don't know. You're weird. There's something wrong with you. And I go, first off, I don't, I really don't know more normal than me. I really don't. I'll eat anywhere, I'll sleep anywhere, I'll travel anywhere. I wear the same T shirt four days in a row. I don't care. I'll go do a stand up show or I'll go race a car. Like it doesn't, it makes no nevermind to me. Me, I fly southwest all the time. I fly private. I, I, I'll, Nobody flies equally the amount of southwest and private as I do. Nobody. There's people that fly private and people that fly southwest, but nobody does one 50, 50 or I wish it was. You're a switch hitter. I just mean I'll, I, I don't have any foodborne allergies. I don't have any. I, I don't think the world is flat. I don't do anything. I brush my teeth once a day. That's it. I don't think I'm idiosyncratic at all. Okay, okay, maybe that's too defensive. You just proofed it. Complete idiosyncratic. Yeah, I think you're the only Guy who said that he's flown private to Las Vegas and then also stayed at Circus Circus. Yeah. Or Harris. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's. That's right in the middle, right? Yeah. So who are we talking to? Oh, sorry. Should I introduce myself? I'm Rudy Pavich. I'm Adam's opener on the road. I saw you in Chicago night before last, and you don't suck. Thanks. Wow, that's. That's the best compliment I've heard. Nice, John. Very nice. I mean, I like to put it out there when I need to. Can we get a clip of that? Make sure that it's looking into the camera. I want you to feel the love. That's awesome. Well, thank you. Wow, man. Where do you live? I'm in Vegas right now, originally Minneapolis. We'll be moving back there at some point, but, yeah, Vegas for the time being. I. You know, I. I love small towns. This is. Is Wisconsin's where it's at. I love. This is where. I'm a Brewers fan. I'm a Packers fan. I'm a Bucks fan. I love being around lakes. I'm not a big city guy. I just like to hang out. And what bit do you do that gets the most feedback? What's your hit? When I'm out with Adam, I do a bit. It's a true story. The first time I ever did the Adam Carolla show, I. They never tell you who the guest is going to be, so it's always a surprise. And the first time I ever walked into the studio, in my mind, I'm like, oh, I bet it's going to be like, Kevin Costner or somebody like that. And then I walk in, and standing there by himself, staring at me is Chris Hansen from To Catch a Predator. And there. You've never had a moment of panic before where you just walk into an empty room and there's Chris, and he's going, hi, I'm Chris. Take a seat. And you're like, you know what, dude? I've seen the show. I'm good. I've seen the show. I know what happens. Well, here's what you also need to know. If you lead a pretty righteous life like myself, an idiosyncratic yet righteous life, you can see Chris Hansen, and you're standing in your closet in the middle of the night, you'll be fine. But if you travel the country touring, doing opening and featuring, and praying on underage youth, well, then, yeah, it is a situation when you see Chris Hansen. And that's the clarification that I'd like to make. Obviously he doesn't weave that into the app. Are you married, girlfriend? She's on the road with us right now, so she lives in Minneapolis. Is she a comedian also? She's not. She is. She's funnier than like 97% of the people Adam and I encounter. But she is not. No, she's. She's the housewife. She hangs out and raises the kids and that's it. Do you have kids with her? They. Her kids? No, no, her kids from a different marriage. And then I have one daughter who's 17, so. Does she. Do you all live together? Nope. She lives in Minnesota. I'm still in Vegas. Okay, so you're raising somebody else's kids? No. In fact, this here's the thing about it is like I. I don't hang out with her kids. I don't hang out with them. You like them? Yeah, they're great. I just. They just don't even know they have a dad. They got their own thing going on. I'm. I'm selfish and I like being on the road and their mom is hot and that's why I take her out with me. So that's it. Do you think you'll ever be a stepdad, Adam Carolla? No. No, I don't think so. He's barely a real dad. Yeah, I'm barely. Barely. Barely a real dad. Well, I mean, technically. Sure is sunny out here this weekend. No, I wish the sun was out. I would have made my run group. Oh, I see what you said. Your son. Yeah. Know his name? He didn't make. Well, they're spelled differently. Idiot. Jesus. Good God. So is Junior out here this weekend? No, as a matter of fact, he had no idea where I was and neither my daughter. My daughter called me yesterday and said, you want to go to dinner tonight? And I was like, I'm in the infield at Road America right now. But my son kind of, he would have liked to go out. This was a business trip or, you know, for me, I was going to be kind of working, doing a lot of stand up shows and stuff like that. So I didn't, I didn't really. And also I didn't know that any, any anybody living in LA was dying to get to Wisconsin, except for me and, and Rudy, essentially. But no, I should have brought. Sonny's going to Laguna Seca, which we'll make the pilgrimage to every year. And it's only about three weeks off, actually, if you think about it. The Monterey. Historic. The car weekend at Monterey and the races and the historic race, it's, it's the middle, early, middle August, so we're pretty much three, three, four weeks off. People may not know, but Adam is actually an avid, you know, car enthusiast as I am. But he's a racer, he's here to race. And you were gonna, are you gonna qualify this afternoon? What's gonna happen is I was staring out there looking at the track about a half hour before my run group was supposed to go out there and it was totally wet, right? And I just went, oh, well, we're not going out. And so this group would go out to try to lay down a better qualified time for the race this afternoon. The feature races this afternoon at 5:00'. Clock. So I thought, well, no one's going to lay down a better qualifying time on a wet track. So. And by the way, I'm. I don't know this track very well and it's big and it's fast, you know, so I'm like, I'll just sit this one out. And then I started noticing everyone in my friend group started coming out to run. So just a moment ago, just a moment ago. So literally in this like 10 minute window, they all decided to go. And by the time I looked up and saw what was happening, I'm just standing around my shorts. You know, it takes 10 minutes to get dressed and get in the car and get out there and all that kind of stuff. Are you running this afternoon? Yeah, I will run this afternoon with this group, but I will start in the back because I did not lay down a qualifying time in the session that just ended. Did you practice yesterday? Yeah, yeah, I practiced yesterday. I got some seat time, I got some track time. I have it, it kind of figured out. I took a few parade laps, had an instructor tell me, you know, look for the white house, look for the tree, look for the cone over there, you know, look for the squirrel. That's your breaking point. You know, it's like literally just look at that. Look at the billboard off in the distance. Like it's, it's a funny thing. I was telling Rudy about it last night. He goes, you know, you come around the corner, you see the bridge says Sargento on the bridge. You aim for the. Oh, all right. That's the whole. Everything is. You aim for the, this, there's a bathroom off track, there's a women's, the men's on the left. Aim for the men's door. I mean, you're 500 yards away, but you're aiming for this door, there's a semi truck. You aim for the rear wheels on this semi truck. It's everything is. Just hope they don't move anything. Yeah, well, it's a mural of a semi truck, but signs. Listen, listen, Willow. When I did Willow Springs, the big track, they go. You know, you come around, you see the building that says Budweiser. You aim for the U. That's just. It's all markers. It's all spots. It's all. And then you break when you get to this place and you apex and that place, and then you learn it. But there's like 14, 15 turns here, and they all have their own aim for the break here, late apex there. So you try to download as much of that as you can in three parade laps, which I could basically do. So I'll start in the back, and I'll see if I can pick off, you know, a handful of cars, and then we'll do the feature race tomorrow. And I won't have to start in the back. Maybe I'll start in the middle. Because today's race will set your poll for tomorrow. It'll set the order for tomorrow. I hear the music coming on, so we're gonna. We've got to take a break. We'll be back. But real quick, how many cars do you have? I know to race a car, it's got to get set up. But how many cars do you have that are raceable, that you would use? I would need a little lead time for those cars, but that's probably at least 10, 9, 35. You. No more racing. I might race it. I might race it again. Yeah. I'm not. Not. I'm not racing it right now. It's at a museum. And, you know, I'm not taking it to Laguna Seca. I mean, it is a handful, and in a very. It's just so expensive. It is. I know, but I know. You know, I know. I. I know you know. I know. Well, look, people say to me, women, you know, would you. I go, this is the way. This reason I made money. Right? And then they go, yeah, but you just spend all that money. I go, you know, William Shatner, you. Yeah, he likes horses. Yeah. You think he gets paid to ride a horse? No. It cost him money, doesn't it? Yeah. Okay, then shut up. We'll be back in just a moment. Shut up and wait. My name is John Clay Wolf. This is John Clay Wolf Show. Be right back. We now return to the John Clay. Clay Wolf Show, America's largest weekend morning show 800, 800 radio. And check out the podcast@jcwshow.com or john claywolf.com now. John Clay, last segment for most of the country. The west coast gets another hour here in a minute. Sitting here with Adam Carolla at Road America Raceway. Vintage weekend. Adam's race and he's, he's doing a film thing tonight. They invited me, me out here. We, we came up here and went to Chicago first. Anyway, you're playing Milwaukee tomorrow? Yeah, I'll be at the Pabs Theater in Milwaukee. Rudy's gonna be opening featuring and then I'll come out. So that's, I think it's 8 o' clock Sunday night. Pabs Milwaukee. I was talking to the guys before you got here earlier this morning and I was telling them how surprised I was of how crowded the club was in Chicago on Wednesday night. I mean, it was wall to Wall street because we only promoted it. We. You only promoted it? This was the last minute plan about eight days before you went. And JD Was like, you know, why are you surprised? I was like, when you get to know somebody, you just don't, you don't realize that people love them that much, I guess. I don't know. I was, I was proud of you. And JD Was like, why are you. The guy's a celebrity. I mean, he's just Adam. He said just Adam. They love you. Yeah, it was a, was a fun show. You know, it really depends where you go. You have, have necks of the wood where you can draw and other places where it's a tougher ticket. And it, you know, we just hit a good spot, which is sort of serve suburbs outside of Chicago. Hadn't been there in a long time. Yeah, it was like a late show on a Wednesday night, which I was a little worried about, but it was sold out and it was a great crowd. What is it that you mean? Over the years you've got gazillions, podcasters, all the stuff, all the shows, all the, all the man show. What is it, do you think that you resonate with these people? What chord are you hitting in their minds? Why do they love you? Oh, I never think of it that way, but I do, I do think that when people hear the truth, they're sort of attracted to the truth tellers. And the truth doesn't have to be the truth. You just know whatever it is I say is 100% what I think think. And I think there's a sort of authenticity that people vibe on. I think if you can then convert that Truth into funny. It's even better. So, you know, I think we all love a comedian where you're sort of laughing and nodding your head. And I try to. You know, my favorite part of a. Of a joke is not the punchline, but it's when people go, yeah, what is that? Yeah, like that moment where you're setting it up and you go, you know, I do this joke where I go, I won't do the whole joke, but I go, you know, you can't make fun of people anymore. Can't make fun of groups, can't make fun of ethnicities. Can't make fun of. Really can't even make fun of fat people. But there is one group we can make fun of. And you don't get. You know, you don't get doxed. You don't get fired. You don't get canceled. You don't get anything. Everyone looks at me and I go, old people? And they go, yeah. I go, you can still make fun of old people. All we do is make fun of old people. Old fart, you know, Joe Biden, blah, blah, blah. And everyone looks at me and goes, yeah. And then I go, I question the wisdom of this practice. Why are we making fun of a group that we all one day hope to enter? And everyone just looks at me and goes, oh, yeah. And then I go, that's my favorite part. Later on, there's a. There's a punchline, and it gets a big laugh, but the punchline is fine. But it's the part where I look at everyone's face and I go, why are we making fun of a group that we want to enter? Yeah. And so anyway, I tell them that's why I stick with the Puerto Ricans. We get a big laugh. That's not my favorite part. The very part is when they look and they nod and they go, yeah, you missed the best part of the show today. We had a lady call in this morning, and she was very judgmental about Mexicans, but she was a Puerto Rican and she has a white husband, and she was mad that the Mexicans are getting the work away from her white husband. And then the Mexican guy called in and he was arguing about the Puerto Ricans. And then Joe Exotic called in from prison, and we just patched everybody together and we had a roundtable about the hierarchy of Latinos and homosexual Latinos was part of it. And the consensus was, is the Puerto Ricans feel that they are superior race and the Cubans to the Mexicans. And I proposed. Do you remember battle of the network stars. Sure. That they have a game show like that and they have different races to build the set. Oh, we're building the set. Right. So yeah, we got a Mexican versus a white guy. We got a Puerto Rican versus Mexican versus black, you know, and race to build the set and then judge for speed and quality. Because the arguments we were going into earlier was who's the better worker. Uh huh. Yeah. Well, see, as a guy has a construction background, here's how I'll break it down. You want stucco work, you want building block, you want masonry, you go Mexican. You want finish work, crown molding, stair railings, you go old white guy, right? You want someone to steal the equipment, you go black. Okay, there's different. Well, stuff gets stolen. You know, there's different groups who do different things. Adam Grohl, everybody tile work Middle East, Come on. What about the Puerto Ricans? You can't leave them out. You gotta go east coast. I don't know, I'm la. I only work with Mexicans. All right, we will be back on the west coast in a minute or four. Everybody else, we're missing you. Adam, thanks for coming by live here trackside in Road America, Wisconsin. Go check out AdamCola.com to see his comedy schedule. I'm sure he's coming to a theater near you soon. Man want a granddaddy bed head left a holler Everything had for my time but I've been told to never come back from Copperhead Road. Madaddy ran a whiskey in a big black diet cheese Bought it at an auction at the Beeson's lodge. Shots of canister painting on the side. 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