#514 John Clay Wolfe Show 07.26.25

Summary

Detailed Summary of Episode #514: John Clay Wolfe Show 07.26.25

Release Date: July 26, 2025

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1. Technical Difficulties and Troubleshooting (00:37 - 03:50)

The episode begins with host John Clay Wolfe experiencing technical issues with his microphone, causing audio interruptions. Wolfe humorously remarks on the situation:

"Is it hot in Texas? In August, have you ever been cremated on your head? This isn't going to be good."
[00:42] John Clay Wolfe

Co-hosts Bobbo and Turley attempt to assist, leading to a lighthearted discussion about fixing the air conditioner, highlighting Turley's budding (but inexperienced) expertise in the matter.

2. Deaths of Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan (06:12 - 20:25)

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing the unexpected deaths of rock legend Ozzy Osbourne and wrestling icon Hulk Hogan. Listeners express shock and share their condolences. Wolfe shares a mix of reverence and humor when recounting Ozzy's notorious antics:

"He pulled the unit off the wall, he's running back the batteries, flipping around."
[02:20] John Clay Wolfe

Bobbo adds a memorable quote reflecting on Ozzy's legacy:

"He bit the head off a bat. That's a real bat. So it was, for all practical purposes, a toy bat."
[20:45] Bobbo

The hosts speculate on the circumstances surrounding these deaths, with Wolfe questioning the timing of Ozzy's final performance and subsequent passing.

3. Air Conditioning Troubles Continue (03:10 - 08:24)

The discussion about the malfunctioning air conditioner persists, with Wolfe considering various repair options. Turley suggests that a capacitor might be the issue, leading to humorous speculation about flux capacitors and references to popular culture.

"Maybe. Okay. I don't know. A flux capacitor. I know you don't know because I'm not looking at you to know, but I do appreciate the effort you've done."
[03:25] John Clay Wolfe

4. Cults and the 'Tick Tock Cult' Documentary (28:13 - 35:00)

The hosts delve into a conversation about recent events involving the 'Tick Tock Cult,' a group featured in a Netflix documentary. They discuss allegations of forced property takeovers and draw parallels to historical cult behaviors, referencing figures like David Koresh.

Bobbo provides a succinct summary of the cult's activities:

"They forced this guy to give them 70 of his house. And there's a God fee and a Him fee, and it's just David Koresh all over again."
[28:37] Bobbo

5. Car Buying and Selling Segment ("We Buy Cars on the Radio") (07:55 - 74:20)

A recurring segment where listeners call in to sell their cars to Wolfe and his team. This episode features several interactions:

• Omar from Northern Virginia offers his 2015 Dodge Durango Limited with high mileage.

  "So, unless this car's resto mod with a Hot rod motor like a coyote... I'm just sick of this chick, actually."
  [14:21] John Clay Wolfe

• Mike from Houston presents a 2024 Chevrolet Corvette with low mileage, leading Wolfe to offer a competitive bid based on market values.

  "Based on recent auction data, a 2016 Subaru WRX STI with about 24,000 miles generally goes for around $28,000 at auction."
  [90:12] John Clay Wolfe

The segment emphasizes the show's role in facilitating car transactions and provides insights into vehicle valuations.

6. Interaction with AI Assistant J.D. Ryan (46:00 - 86:24)

In an unconventional move, the show features interactions with an AI assistant named J.D. Ryan. Initially intended to provide assistance with car valuations, Wolfe becomes frustrated with the AI's responses, leading to humorous exchanges:

"Why do you lie to everybody? Why don't you tell the truth?"
[85:36] John Clay Wolfe

J.D. Ryan attempts to remain helpful despite Wolfe's exasperation, culminating in Wolfe deciding to end the interaction:

"We're back in a minute with another hour. Who are we losing? I know."
[93:06] John Clay Wolfe

7. Discussions on Substance Use and Personal Anecdotes (40:00 - 66:03)

The hosts candidly discuss their past experiences with substances, including Wolfe's brief stint with steroids and the resulting health issues. They share personal stories and advice, fostering an open and relatable atmosphere.

"I felt like this ain't good. And I heard it shrinks your wee wee."
[46:16] John Clay Wolfe

8. Callers Share Personal Stories and Opinions (Various Times)

Throughout the episode, listeners call in to share personal anecdotes, seek advice on car sales, and express opinions on various topics, including:

• Rick from North Texas discusses suspicious online car-selling behavior.

• Chris from Oklahoma talks about his battle with prostate and lung cancer while incarcerated.

• Tabitha from Memphis shares insights on the 'Tick Tock Cult' documentary.

9. Light-Hearted Banter and Pop Culture References (Various Times)

The hosts engage in playful conversations about movies like "Happy Gilmore," classic rock bands, and current events. They incorporate humor and sarcasm, maintaining an entertaining flow throughout the show.

"This is Jason. J.D. Ryan, have you ever?"
[04:37] John Clay Wolfe

10. Show Promotions and Giveaways (Various Times)

Interspersed within the content are promotions for the show's sponsors, "GiveMeTheVin.com," and mentions of giveaways, such as a $25,000 cash prize for listeners. These segments encourage audience engagement and participation.

"Give me the VIN is giving away $25,000 in cash every month."
[121:20] Caller

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• "I'm way, way, way too jealous. I would. You would die."
  [17:31] John Clay Wolfe
  (Discussing fidelity and jealousy)

• "That was my worst."
  [04:20] Caller
  (Sharing a personal experience)

• "You guys, please calm down."
  [07:43] Caller
  (Managing on-air chaos)

• "I'm never gonna do it. Podbean, your message amplified..."
  [48:58] John Clay Wolfe
  (Transitioning back to sponsor message)

• "We've been talking about, you know, my experience."
  [65:08] Caller
  (Discussing personal struggles)

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Concluding Remarks

Episode #514 of The John Clay Wolfe Show offers a blend of serious discussions about notable figures' passings, practical car-buying advice, and light-hearted banter. The hosts maintain an engaging and entertaining dynamic, encouraging listener interaction while addressing a wide array of topics.

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Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Bobbo]

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[Turley]

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[J.D. Ryan]

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[Turley]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Adam Carolla]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show presented by gimmethevin.com Call in 800800 radio now, now, now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the air is out in this?

[Caller]

I believe so, sir.

[Bobbo]

Yes sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it hot in Texas? In, in August, in July? Have you ever been cremated on your head? This isn't going to be good. My mic's out. Air's out. Well, it's great home.

[Bobbo]

Welcome back. How was your trip?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's great. I just was, I was, I was really. I had an option to do another live out of town this weekend.

[Joe Exotic]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I was like I'd rather sit in the studio where it's nice and cold.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So now I'm just going to leave. This is terrible.

[Caller]

It's not bad yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's going to be terrible, Bob. It's going to be awful bad. Well, hey dj homeschool Kyle.

[Turley]

He's also an air conditioning expert.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, who knew?

[John Clay Wolf]

Kyle, does he have a mic?

[Turley]

Yeah, he does.

[John Clay Wolf]

He doesn't know how to do it. Hello. Yep. So are you an air conditioning expert?

[Turley]

My dad is.

[John Clay Wolf]

My dad's a. And his doctor, he's got a bitching set of tools. I can fix it because I noticed that the condenser down there was torn apart. You had the COVID off of it?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How.

[Turley]

I was what, I'm 17.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many. 17. How many years of air conditioning experience do you have?

[Turley]

Not any yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I've just watched my dad.

[Turley]

Hey, that, that's. That qualifies.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know I had, I had dinner with Tiger woods one night but my golf swing didn't improve.

[Bobbo]

He's got 10 minutes more than any of us.

[Turley]

He should have seen him running around this morning. I mean he came in, he, he pulled them unit off the wall, he's.

[Bobbo]

Running back the batteries, flipping around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So what do you think it is? It's the compressor.

[Turley]

It took a crap sometime overnight.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think it was overnight. Cuz I came in here last night and it was hot in here.

[Turley]

At some point it took a crap.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how do you fix that change a compressor?

[Bobbo]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, your, your uncle owns an air conditioning company that your dad Used to own that. Used to be owned by your grandpa, right? Yeah. So we got. We got fourth generation, four, three generations of AC man sitting here in 17 years old running the video board. Can you take a compressor off one of these cars out here and rig it up into the AC unit outside? Good luck. Does your uncle have any ideas? Like, is he gonna come by? I don't know.

[Turley]

I texted him.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he read the message. Yeah, but he hasn't said anything. See, and this is a key point, boys and girls, that read the message thing. Yeah. That means they got it.

[Turley]

He says it needs a capacitor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe. Okay. I don't know. A flux capacitor. Okay, I know you don't know because I'm not looking at you to know, but I do appreciate the effort you've done at this point. I do think that your dad and your uncle knows, and I would love. We asked your uncle to run us over a flux capacitor.

[Turley]

He said he's in Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about your father? He's out here. He's a nice guy. He knows what he's doing. I'll see. Me, too. Get him on the phone.

[Turley]

We'll see.

[Caller]

Yeah, that's what happened to mine. One time, the capacitors all swelled up. Man looked like a big old pregnant gal come out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you like screwing pregnant women?

[Turley]

Okay.

[Caller]

Pardon me.

[Bobbo]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Complete turn.

[Bobbo]

Welcome back, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't.

[Caller]

I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Some people like that.

[Caller]

I don't know if I'm aware of ever being there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Some people are into that.

[Caller]

Huh?

Are you into that?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Not at all.

[Bobbo]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually caused me. Actually caused a problem for a while.

[Caller]

Not grossed out by it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not my gig.

[Caller]

I mean, I have children. Certainly. I mean, certainly. I've been there. It's just. I didn't note it for the specific. For the special occasion. It was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but, you know, in the beginning, it's fine, but when they get big and, you know, you're like. You're thinking about.

[Bobbo]

Stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, put him on hold. I don't need. I know exactly what he is.

[Caller]

This sounds like personal experience to me. Like, I mean, you got. You got factors and. Abject pre.

[John Clay Wolf]

K. Put them on hold.

[Bobbo]

Well, I did, too. I mean, I was married.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not. Hang up. Put them on hold. I was gonna go. Right.

[Caller]

That's what I'm saying. I mean, I've had kids, and I was married at the time, and I think probably, you know, nine months. A long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Terrence. Speech impediment. Terrence. Speech impediment. Terrence, are you there? No. Dorian, have you ever bedded a very pregnant woman, like eight or nine months in? Good Lord.

[Caller]

Well, I had one son, but that was 1969. 68. A long time ago. I can't remember for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'd remember it. I know he's blind, but he's not. Speech impedimentarians.

[Caller]

Yes, I like that. Okay, now, nxt, the undertaker was on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever bedded a woman that was pregnant, like 8 month? 8 or 9?

[Caller]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever bedded. Have you ever bedded a woman that is like eight or nine months pregnant?

[Caller]

No, no, not really, but anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, that's all I want to know.

[Turley]

He had a news update for us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, did he news up there? Speech impedimentaries. Do you have a news update? Do you have a news update?

[Caller]

Yeah, by Ozzy Osborne. He died on Thursday. I mean, Tuesday, 7-22-76. Malcolm Jamel, I got from the Cosby show. He died 54, drowned in Costa Rica. Rica.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller]

And this since you got from wherever. Okay, well, if you were done. Anyways, Hulk Hogan, he passed away from cardiac arrest.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, where are you? Doug?

[Caller]

There's so many people coming and going.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where. Where are you? Where are you right now?

[Caller]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you? What do you say?

[Bobbo]

Jd, I. I was with you up until now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, slow down. Tell everybody. Tell everybody. Be quiet. Or put it on speaker and I'll yell at everybody. But my question is. Hey, can y' all shut up in the background so I can talk to. Speech impediment. Terrence.

[Caller]

You guys.

[Bobbo]

I got the radio on now. It's feeding back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's always. I mean, it's like back to the pregnant woman thing. It's kind of the same thing. Hey, Terrence. Terence.

[Caller]

It sounds just like the war that Nicholson's on. And One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can hear.

[Caller]

And Christopher Lloyd in the background. I'm waiting for Nurse Ratchet to offer medication.

[Turley]

I'm just envisioning that room.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nick, where are you?

[Caller]

Oh, my God.

Time for your pillows, Mr. Mac.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're where.

[Bobbo]

I'm not taking my pillow.

[Caller]

Orlando, Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, damn. You're too far. You think you can fix the air conditioner?

[Caller]

Well, I can walk you through it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, my daughter in law. Should we do this on the air? Should I just drive to Home Depot and just do it over the speakerphone? I could carry the show, then walk in and buy a capacitor and then come back and Then install it.

[Caller]

Definitely send the kid to Home Depot. Pick one up. They're about 25 bucks, but just make sure you don't get the 40.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay? Okay. Good idea.

[Caller]

Wow.

[Turley]

I don't even know what to say.

[John Clay Wolf]

About which part?

[Turley]

This whole. This whole first segment, I thought I.

[Bobbo]

Was drunk for a minute because I was understanding what he was saying. I was like, is it me in the phone?

[John Clay Wolf]

Cars are dropping left and right too. So just everything. If this was an airplane, we would be looking for an airport to land.

[Bobbo]

There'd be alarms going off.

[John Clay Wolf]

We would be looking for a place to land.

[Caller]

Pull up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Proximity alert.

[Turley]

We got off. We got in the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ken in San Antonio, what you got?

[Caller]

I tapped my wife. In nine months, she would have the baby.

[Turley]

Congratulations.

[John Clay Wolf]

Congratulations. Congratulations.

[Turley]

He tapped his wife.

[Caller]

There you go. There's no taboo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I'm just asking questions.

[Bobbo]

There are people that. There are people that have fetishes.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what my point.

[Bobbo]

The answer is. Yes, they even did dancers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pregnant dancers.

[Bobbo]

No, no. They even did a two and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever seen a pregnant dancer at a strip club? I have.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a whole different topic.

[Bobbo]

You just got to stop. Yeah. You got to go, baby go home, baby Baby go home, baby go home, sweetie pie. Now, they did a Two and a Half Men series show about. Also the strippers at pregnant know about. About having sex with pregnant people.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that was on network television.

[Bobbo]

That was on network.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're in the clear.

[Bobbo]

We're in the clear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good, good. I was worrying about it.

[Bobbo]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234.

[Caller]

Yeah, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-72-348. 800. Did you hear that bomb Corolla dropped on us last Saturday?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I put it on Instagram, but it's got like half a million views.

[Bobbo]

Everybody heard that, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

The bomb that the world heard.

[Bobbo]

I walked in the office Monday. That's why. Did you hear what Adam? Yeah, I was there. Yeah, I heard what he said.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ozzy Osbourne died. For those of y' all who live in a tree in the Amazon.

[Caller]

All right, now, our new show guy freaked me out a little over that. Was he. Was he incensed or was he just offering guidance?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a show guy?

[Caller]

Our new. Our new show coach man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Peter. Yeah. What'd he say?

[Caller]

You know, he was. He tended toward the negative critique wise.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, he's done. He. He thinks that our low hanging fruit sophomore humor is unnecessary.

[Caller]

The Corolla said it. It wasn't you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I agree. I mean, and if you Watch the video. You see me put my hands over my face, and then I said, that was from Adam Corolla, not me. Yeah, And I don't think he's right.

[Caller]

I mean, in conversation. I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think the messy white guys are the ones that steal the tools off the job site.

[Turley]

I agree.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, I mean, there's two problems here. His racial slur. No, it wasn't a slur.

[Turley]

His opinion.

[John Clay Wolf]

His opinion assessment. But the incorrectness of it is really what bothered me because the messy white guys are the worst about stealing tools off of job sites. No doubt this period. Joe, have you ever bedded a real pregnant woman?

[Caller]

Yeah, my wife at nine months, and then actually she ended up being pregnant for almost 11 months, and I did it then, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

11 months.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. And were you, like, doing it as a duty or were you down?

[Caller]

No, the doctor said, I planted the seed a little deeper than most.

[Turley]

He fell right into that.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back. We got to switch gears. We got to go to the lightning round where we buy cars.

[Turley]

And Peter's mad about sophomore.

[John Clay Wolf]

We buy cars of the radio. Call in now. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234, 800, 800 radio. Yes, we're live. And the next segment after this song is the car segment, where I'll bid the cars on the radio on behalf of America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com.

[Adam Carolla]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevent.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Omar, you've got a 15 Durango Limited with 140,000 miles if it's rounded up. You want 10.

[Caller]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want 10,000. You got 95. You got a 9, 500. Previous offer. Where was that? And when?

[Caller]

It's on Facebook marketplace.

[John Clay Wolf]

When was the 9,500 previous offer?

[Caller]

This week on Facebook marketplace.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, like, when they say, hey, I'll give you 9,500, did you say, okay?

[Caller]

Yeah, I have it. I have it listed for 10, 5. So did you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you say okay?

[Caller]

I did. I said, well, when are you available? Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But here you are with me.

[Caller]

They haven't.

[John Clay Wolf]

They have.

[Caller]

Yeah. They haven't came through.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're not going to set the market value off of the guy that was drunk and sent you a direct message on Facebook. Okay? I don't. I'm not. I take a lot of. I'll hit a lot of bait, but I'm not hitting that one. It's not your fault. I believe that he told you 9,500, but I also believe that he ghosted you. Facebook Marketplace is a weird deal. I've offered people a lot of money on cars and they, like, don't reply. And then they do reply like, oh, let's do the deal, and they go away. The sellers are just as bad as the buyers. I think the sellers might be worse than the buyers. It's a very strange transaction place. Yes. Have there been successful transactions? Of course. But is it still odd? Yes. Can we get him on the phone, the guy that offered the 9,500?

[Caller]

No, I have not got his phone number.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it'd be fun to get him on the phone. Okay, so average MMR, which is like a Manheim market index, is $6,500. So he offered you 3,000 above that, which is full ass blown retail plus. And then he realized that you said okay, and he's like, I need to get the hell out of here. That's what happened. So I'll give, you know, if it's nice, I'll give $6,500. But. Yeah, but that's. That's the real money on, like the wholesale world. But I mean, you know, if a dealer bought that car for me at the auction for 6,500, they'd sell it for 8,500.

[Caller]

I see.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you, you're better than the dealers and you're going to get 10, 5. So hang in there, buddy.

[Caller]

That's what I'm hoping.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang in there. Hang in there. You'll get it. Yep. One of these years. Okay. Scott. In Shreveport, Louisiana.

[Caller]

Yes, sir, my friend. Good morning. Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got?

[Caller]

What you got, man? I was big, big fan. I was listening a little earlier and I was telling the fella earlier that I gotta. I got a strange story. You were talking about your bride.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not my bride. No, no, no, no. Hey. Oh, Scott. Let's straighten something out right now. I didn't say a word about my bride. You're getting fixed to get a brother in trouble. Yeah.

[Caller]

A bride. You know, a bride.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wasn't. Nobody said anything about a bride. Nobody said anything about marriage. I said, have you ever made love to a woman? Or as Chuck Woolry would say, it made whoopee to a woman that was eight to nine months pregnant?

[Caller]

Well, yeah. Yeah. So I'm not gonna even go there, but I could tell you a story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hurry up.

[Caller]

That my buddy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Quit teasing.

[Caller]

Let's go, buddy. Group a buddy of mine grew up with was having a child.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

And at the hospital, I guess it was. It was. It was going down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

And after. After the birth of his child with the layover at the hospital, he decided to make a hat at the hospital. So he climbed up and I was like, oh, really? On the table? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. And made it happen. Nine months and one day later. Now these girls, they call. They. They've grown up and they've. And they call them twins. They. They grew up together, stayed in the same. Same grade and what have you. But he had one a day after he had the one before.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. If it was a boy that had named him Titleist. You get it? You get it? That's bad. You get it? Oh, yeah. You get it.

[Turley]

Oh, I got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. I get it, too. We'll be right back. My name's John Claywolf by Cars and radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin dot com. Yep.

[Adam Carolla]

The John Clay Wolf show ages like a fine milk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's just check this out.

[Joe Exotic]

Oh, God, that's bad.

[Adam Carolla]

Check out the podcast, vids, socials, all that [e-mail]. this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Caller]

Why not bring other women into the bed?

[Bobbo]

Would you ever consider that?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm way, way, way too jealous. I would.

[Joe Exotic]

You would die.

[John Clay Wolf]

You would.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You would die. You know, one time I was in.

[Caller]

Japan with her and I forgot. I took my wife to Japan.

[John Clay Wolf]

You forgot?

[Caller]

And I went out and got sauceed up. I took a chick back to my room.

[Bobbo]

She knocked the chicken, but smashed me over there with a picture frame.

[Caller]

Is that true? It's absolutely true. I only understand this.

[Bobbo]

You were.

[Caller]

I kind of took my white where I got dunking that be. You were so high, you didn't even know Sharon was with you. I flew like 11 hours to Japan. Whatever.

[Bobbo]

And you were so high you were.

[John Clay Wolf]

Going to cheat on.

[Caller]

You were going to cheat on.

[John Clay Wolf]

He always does when he goes to Japan.

[Bobbo]

He cheats.

[Caller]

Yeah, he does. And that gets you crazy.

[Adam Carolla]

This is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the.

[Adam Carolla]

The John Clay Wolf Show, America's largest weekend morning show. Call John toll free, 800, 800 radio. Check out the [e-mail]. this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Caller]

Crazy.

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that's how Adam goes in Charlotte.

[Caller]

Hey, guys. How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. What you got?

[Caller]

Hey, man. So you were talking about doing the deed with a pregnant woman. So I may or may not have done that with my wife, but when my son was born, the doctor said he came out with two black eyes and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crazy. I was going along with bad, like slapstick 50s humor with your. With your Rat Pack. Ozzy.

[Turley]

Yeah. For legal purposes, we have to do that. We can't play Ozzy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, because they'll get kicked off the Black Sabbath.

[Turley]

Yes. You'll hear plenty of that. But not ol Ozzy.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did he die of? Do we know?

[Bobbo]

Being 76 and being Ozzy.

[Caller]

Is that a hard time? He had that bad fall a couple years ago and hurt his back and his neck. He had steel rods in his lower back and he ripped.

[John Clay Wolf]

Steel rods in my lower. He ripped them out.

[Caller]

Well, he fell down and ripped him out. It affected his neck. And then he was diagnosed with a former Parkinson's.

[Bobbo]

Yep.

[Turley]

And he's done a lot of drugs, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

But does he know what he died of? A heart attack is what you would guess.

[Bobbo]

You would guess. But they have not come out with that yet.

[Caller]

The timing is impeccable. I mean, he just. On July 5th, he did, and he announced, this will be my last live performance. He played with Black Sabbath, and he played some solo songs and in his hometown of Bernie. Birmingham, Alabama.

[John Clay Wolf]

England.

[Bobbo]

But how well orchestrated is that? Two weeks later, you're dead. You do your final concert, and then you leave.

[Caller]

Sometimes you make it right on time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[Bobbo]

What if he did it himself?

[Caller]

I think he made it right on time.

[Turley]

There was rumors of a pack where him and Sharon would just off themselves.

[Bobbo]

Well, there is, you know, the people that do that. I don't even want to go there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Sharon still alive?

[Turley]

She is.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that she didn't follow through. She faked out. She faked him out. She's like, I got money and he's gone. She gave him the wiggle.

[Turley]

Finally, I think before you go first, Ozzy.

[Caller]

It's just what agents do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I swear I'll follow.

[Bobbo]

You want to hear some stories about. Remember the big story about. He bit the head off a bat? Okay. So there's people that say, no, that never happened. There's people that say, yes, it did. And Ozzy tells the truth. Here. Cut number one.

[Caller]

What actually happened was I got a.

[Bobbo]

Lot of weird people at my concerts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, you know, it's kind of rock and roll, you know?

[Bobbo]

And somebody threw a bat on stage. And I thought it was one of these toy bats.

[Caller]

So I picked it up, bite the thing head off, and suddenly everybody's freaking out. It's a real bat. So it was, for all practical purposes, a toy bat. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

But I can assure you the rabies shots that I went through afterwards aren't fun.

[Caller]

Now, did you know immediately, not having bitten into.

Well, I've eaten some pretty rough chicken.

[Bobbo]

On the road, you know. Nasty. Just nasty. Also, folks talk about, he did an interview in Britain back in 1979. Right. Actually, just after he was fired from Black Sabbath. This is kind of fun. What would he do if he wasn't a big rock star?

[John Clay Wolf]

Katu, if you weren't a rock and roll star, what would you be? A burglar. What would you burglarize?

[Caller]

Ladies Underpants.

[Turley]

His sense of humor.

[Bobbo]

Nice sense of. Yeah, nice setup. And Sharon, of course, has always said he has a tough time speaking when he is intoxicated. But here's a cut where he's drunk and not drunk. See if you can tell the difference. Cut three. Sometimes I. I didn't want to speak because I was going to get an earful on the phone for being a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bad boy.

[Caller]

With a show. Again.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sober now?

[Bobbo]

No, no. Yeah, I have to.

[Caller]

It's worse.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's sober.

[Bobbo]

He actually got worse. Yeah, the last one was sober.

[John Clay Wolf]

One more time on the silver.

[Bobbo]

Sometimes I didn't watch. I didn't want to speak because I was gonna get an earful on the phone for being a bad boy.

[Turley]

That's not sober.

[Bobbo]

That's sober.

[Caller]

That's strong.

[Bobbo]

This is sober.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sober now?

[Bobbo]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. He's just a lazy talker. He's lazy.

[Bobbo]

Do you guys remember the time when the story was that he tried to kill Sharon? Do y' all hear this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Remember this? Turns out that's true. Cut four.

[John Clay Wolf]

At the height of your addiction, how bad did it get?

[Caller]

Oh, I mean, bad.

[Bobbo]

I was arrested for attempted murder of Sharon.

[Caller]

I had no idea.

[Bobbo]

I didn't know what they were talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can we just stop there? Attempted murder of your wife. Right. We came home from the restaurant.

[Caller]

I was downstairs.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was up.

[Caller]

Suddenly.

[John Clay Wolf]

He comes downstairs a couple of hours later, he's got his underpants on. I thought he was ready for bed, and suddenly he just said, we've made a decision. And I'm like, we've. Yes, and you've got to die. And I'm like, okay, all right.

[J.D. Ryan]

And so what did he do then?

[John Clay Wolf]

He lunged on me and, you know, got me down to the floor and started strangling me.

[Bobbo]

You know, that was my worst.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's still.

[Bobbo]

That didn't stop me drinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. Why didn't that stop you drinking?

[Caller]

I don't know.

[Bobbo]

And there Were other songs he sang other than the ones we know and love. For instance, this one he sang with Sharon. Let's go out to the ball game. Number five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you ready? One, two, three.

[Caller]

And let's go out through the water. Man, oh, man.

Aren't there supposed to be Cracker Jacks in there somewhere?

A while back.

[Turley]

Oh, he got that.

[Bobbo]

He got that part. You guys want to hear in the audio from his last concert?

[John Clay Wolf]

We've been on this one.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Famous last words from his last concert. This is Ozzy's last performance with his old band Black Sabbath at their Back to the Beginning concert. This is in Birmingham, England. It cuts number six.

[Caller]

Coming to our final song pretty heavily.

[Bobbo]

I just want to say to you.

[Caller]

On behalf of the guys in Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Savage and myself, your support over the.

[Caller]

Years has made it all possible for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Us to live a lifestyle we live. Thank you from the bottom of our heart.

[Caller]

I love you.

[John Clay Wolf]

We love you.

[Caller]

And in that, it's a song called Paranoid. Play this.

[Turley]

That's Black Sabbath.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. YouTube will kill. Kick you off on all Aussie songs. Our stream on [e-mail]. if we play a Aussie song, it kicks us off. If we play an @Black Sabbath song, we're in the clear.

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take a right, daddy. Take a left, daddy. Go straight.

[Caller]

We're in the clear.

[Turley]

I mean, not terrible for 76, about to die.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, that's hell, you know, about to die.

[Caller]

You know, in all the research that I did this week on Ozzy, he said the one thing that he absolutely always did sober was his on stage appearance. He was always straight clean for that for like a day before every. Every concert. And because, you know, in concert, I mean, in the last 20 years, he's pretty straight. The lyrics are there. He's. He's singing the right song. That's on during the time. I remember in the 90s, I saw an Ozfest and he wasn't in that shape at all.

[Turley]

Was it 97?

[Caller]

I think so.

[Turley]

You were there too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Turley]

That was insane.

[Caller]

The old Star Plex.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller]

It was a great day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. Great day.

[Caller]

I don't remember portions of that day.

[Turley]

No, there's. Pantera was there.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was.

[Caller]

It was.

[Turley]

Yeah, it was really cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

He sounds kind of the same. Yep.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like my grandmother, like, she didn't know her name or my name or anybody's name anymore. But you put her on the organ or piano.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she could just start going. Just start going. Just. Just crazy dementia. To hell. But she could play the piano. That's like Ozzy right now singing Rest in peace, Ozzy Osbourne. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning, Pittsburgh. WDVE, how the hell are y'? All? We'll be right back. Louder. Louder.

[Caller]

I am Iron man, broadcasting live from.

[Adam Carolla]

The Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. Want more of the John Clay Wolf Show? Check out the largest radio show and fastest growing [e-mail] 1-800-800-radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have y' all heard of the Ticket? Tick Tock Cult Had a documentary on Netflix.

[Caller]

Tick Tock Cult?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller]

No, but I've been expecting one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, there is one. And they got raided yesterday. They did a Netflix documentary. You serious? And the house got raided yesterday. And some Asian dude is like the David Koresh of the thing. It's pretty wild. I'm sitting here reading this story. What is the cult?

[Turley]

And that has to do kind of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Old, but they did sing Sanctuary.

[Turley]

Yeah, no, no, this cult.

[John Clay Wolf]

Firewood Love Removal Machine. Tick Tock Cult. I don't know specifically what they're. There's another crazy cult. He says there's a lot of dancers that are there. And he got this guy, forced this guy to give them 70 of his house. And there's a God fee and there's a him fee, and it's just David Koresh all over again is what it looks like.

[Bobbo]

Trafficking warrants served an LA home owned by alleged Tick Tock Cult pastor.

[Turley]

So is it everything he does is on Tik Tok and that's why they're calling it that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Huh? If anybody knows, call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. While we're talking about weird stuff on the west coast, let's talk about weird stuff on the Southeast coast in Floyd Day. Okay. It's not planned. And now, from North America's own land.

[Caller]

Down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ryan.

[Bobbo]

Not bad enough you're in Florida. You know it's gonna be weird anyway. Then you add steroids to that, it's not gonna be your friend. A man in a Florida gym, he flipped out because they were closing. They were closing the gym? Yes. He, Roy Rage. He stripped, ran naked through the Jury gym, tried to set fire to the bathroom, and then hid from the cops in the tanning bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn.

[Bobbo]

Here are the cops finding him in said tanning bed. Henry Alvarado is this guy's name. Cut. Number 11 is the noise.

[Caller]

Sheriff's office. Come on with your hands up.

[Turley]

Right there, right there, right there.

[Caller]

Come out now.

[Bobbo]

They're gonna wrap you up.

[Caller]

Is that better?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you left cheek marks. My friend Barrett Robbins, he was the favorite. He was the center for the TCU horned frogs in 1993. Four, five, he gets drafted and goes to the Raiders. He is in the Super Bowl.

[Joe Exotic]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

He gets so whacked out in Tijuana the night before the super bowl. He forgot that he was supposed to know. Yeah. Forgot that he's. Yes. He was watching the super bowl from a bar in Tijuana. Oh, God. So his life went downhill after that. You can only imagine. But. But it ended like that. What you just described.

[Bobbo]

Crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Went crazy in a Miami bar, beat the hell out of a couple of cops, took three bullets and kept beating them and then wound up, you know, getting. I mean, they didn't take him down. It was just. Just wild.

[Bobbo]

Insane.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rod, I haven't talked to Barrett in, God, 20 years. He was my best friend's roommate, and he was the bouncer at our bar.

[Bobbo]

How long did he spend in jail?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. It was. There was a big edit. There's probably a 10 pager, maybe eight pager in Playboy magazine in probably, oh, four. And it was a good story. Yeah. But, I mean, this is a while back, but listening to that guy go nuts, go crazy reminded me of it. You're not going to close the gym on me, right?

[Bobbo]

God. So. All right, let's see what else is going on. Know that Florida sheriff guy, Grady Judd? Remember him? He's the. He's the rough and tough guy. Well, he had a press conference this week and had a known sex worker who was caught trying to solicit a man. Okay, so a sex worker trying to solicit a customer who happened to be a man. The man changed his mind when he got a good look at this worker. And cut number 12 is the sheriff explaining what the worker looked like.

[Caller]

How about Jason Bathurst, 43, from Davenport?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is our human trafficking and prostitution, folks. When he walks in, you think, well, I have set up a deal with an ugly woman, and I think you would all agree that this guy's an ugly woman, Right? And then as you start to engage, you find out, hey, this dudette is a dude. And look what he really looks like.

[Caller]

He's a guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's what we call Rolex ugly.

[Caller]

Rolex ugly is you wake up the next morning and they're laying on your.

[John Clay Wolf]

Arm and your Rolex is there, and.

[Caller]

You just chew your arm off and leave the Rolex. You just gotta get out of there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why is a sex worker better than a prostitute anyway? Worker. Sounds like you're giving handies in a quarry or something and you're trying to earn your money, right?

[Turley]

Yeah, yeah, I'm working for a living.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're punching the clock and working at the plant, and you're a worker and you're doing handies out there on the construction site. God, what's the difference?

[Bobbo]

I don't know if a work ethic. You have a work ethic when you're a worker. When you're a prostitute, you're kind of lazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't.

[Turley]

I don't know why that's changed.

[Bobbo]

It's just a softer way to put it, that's all.

[John Clay Wolf]

I felt like a sex worker before.

[Caller]

It's like discussing anatomy, like the correct anatomical term.

[Bobbo]

Wait.

[Caller]

Sometimes sounds a little cruel, but that's what it is. Like, prostitute is an actual term, you know?

[Bobbo]

How did you feel?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a. I'm just gonna be. Just having to work. You're just going.

[Bobbo]

You just going, you know, working, working, work it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Working, working. Okay. That's your job.

[Bobbo]

I'm gonna leave it alone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sweating. Memphis, Tennessee Tabitha.

[Caller]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello. Hi. Are you Tabitha or Tabitha? Okay, so you're white one. What you got?

[Bobbo]

Thanks, Adam.

[I]

So you guys are talking about the Tick Tock cult.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[I]

There's actually a documentary on Netflix called Dancing with the Devil.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[I]

Or Dancing for the Devil. One of the two. It's basically. It's this. It's one of the dancers. It's her family trying to reach out to her because they've. They have, like, camera proof that they've. They've like, tried to go to. It's like this fortress. Basically. These people, they. They sign on, sign a contract with this quote unquote pastor, and he makes it to where they become famous. I know that one of the dancers, his name is Lavic or Lavic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, when I hear dancer, I think stripper. Is that what we're talking about?

[I]

No, no, no, no, no, no. Like, so think pregnant stripper. Robotic meets. Oh, geez, I just lost the term.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, the Blue man group.

[I]

Like, a lot better than what went on in the Olympics.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that. Oh, break dancers. Okay. That chick was terrible.

[Caller]

So robotic. Meeting.

[I]

Meeting, break dancing. But I mean, these kids, they're talented. They are extremely talented.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this guy is like, to these people, what the what that fella was to the Backstreet Boys.

[Turley]

Yeah, and Bieber and all, essentially.

[I]

Yeah, that meets the. The, you know, guy who ran Jamestown. Because that seems like that's the like. Like what it's going towards is that type of thing. If y' all haven't checked out Dancing with the Devil, you need to. You'll understand more about the. The TikTok Cult as it's called.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tabby Tab. You sound kind of intelligent and well put together for someone that lives in Memphis. Are you from there originally?

[I]

I'm from Kansas.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Turley]

Just insult everybody in Memphis.

[Caller]

Amazing.

[Bobbo]

You picked that up, though, from talking to her.

[Caller]

She had a neat voice, though. She had a neat V. From there.

[Bobbo]

Are you.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. You ever been to Memphis?

[Bobbo]

Maybe it was.

[Caller]

I've been through it. Going to muscle shells. You know how you go up. Yeah, I got out.

[Turley]

Everybody's been through Memphis.

[Bobbo]

Through Memphis.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was at the top floor of the Peabody one night. That's where the ducks come through. And they had a party up on the top deck and I felt like I was at a Diddy freak off. I did not feel safe and I left. Really. It takes a lot for me not to feel safe. I'm a pretty safe feeling kind of guy. 800-800-7, 2, 3.

[Bobbo]

Ducks come through.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you not seen the ducks?

[Bobbo]

Know the story.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Hotel Peabody. They walk the ducks out and then they walk the ducks back.

[Bobbo]

Actual ducks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Walk through the lobby there. It's a big show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Upstairs was a show show. Yeah, it was a stranger than the.

[Bobbo]

Things you saw in New Orleans. I mean, you saw some bad stuff in New Orleans.

[John Clay Wolf]

That same.

[Bobbo]

That one bar. Okay, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the same. Okay. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Claywolf. This show is brought to you by givemetheven.com it is brought to you by Gordon Boswell. Flowers across the country around the corner. Gordon Boswell is America's best florist. Give me the VIN. Also buys RVs, travel trailers, motorcycles, classic and collector cars. And rest in peace, Ozzy Osborne. Be right back, Sapphire.

[Adam Carolla]

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[John Clay Wolf]

And this is the Lightning Round Robert in Northern Virginia. What have you got?

[Caller]

2016.5 Mazda CX5 Touring. All wheel drive, 17 inch wheels. I've got the Moonroof Bose package. If you're looking for a top 2% car, this is probably it because it's. It's garage parked. When it's not driving. They've only got 53,587 mileage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. You make it sound.

[Caller]

Never smoked it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You make it sound so. Never smoked.

[Caller]

Never smoked in it, legal or otherwise.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many? 55,000 miles or 53,000 miles?

[Caller]

53,587.

[John Clay Wolf]

Transaction comps. 13 grand.

[Caller]

Oh, that's low.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mmm. It's the world I live in. I mean, that's all it's gonna bring in our world. I'm sorry, actually, if I gave you 13 because I saw that you want a 15 for it. You had previous offers around there or you want a 16 for it? If I paid you 13, I will lose 700. I think all it brings is 13. So I think you just want full blown retail. So I would call the newspaper and run a classified ad and put it in auto trader and, you know, could.

[Caller]

You do closer to 14?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'll give 13. Because I said I'll give 13, but I won't. No, I'm not bluffing you on what I think it brings. I'm telling you the truth. It's an amazing concept. The truth will set you free. Yeah, 13. No, I can't make anything. No, 13 is plenty. It's plenty. I'm all over it though. Thanks. If you want to sell it, go to givemetheven.com 8008-0072-3480-0800 rating Concordia, Missouri, United States hello, you're on the air.

[Caller]

I just wonder why y'. All. I wonder why y' all ain't out here in Kansas City. I didn't know I was going straight to the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, now we're on in Kansas City. We switched to the sports station. What's it called, guys? The sports station. We're on Kansas City. Kfnz.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, jump over to kfnz. Is that right, Bob? Is it AM or fm?

[Caller]

Your home for Kansas City sports?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, is that AM or fm? Fm. All right, that's where we are. Home of the Chiefs. And. And I was looking at the preemption schedule. It's pretty bad. It's like, you know, they're gonna televise the ice cream social on Saturday morning.

[Turley]

Well, football starts next week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but. But they carry the.

[Turley]

Every football thing. Anything. It's football.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So we're gonna get bumped, like every week.

[Turley]

Yes. Pretty Much.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I've been on sports stations before. I understand how it works, but I'm like, hey, man, did they. I mean, a couple a year, right? But like. I mean, two in August are for. But. But one of them was like, for the Family Day of the Chiefs. How's the Family Day for the Chiefs playing on the radio?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Family picnic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, A picnic on the radio.

[Caller]

Something, something.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Turley]

They're going to interview the players eating.

[John Clay Wolf]

Barbecue ribs, which sounds good. I'd like to go do that.

[Caller]

We could broadcast live from the picnic.

[Turley]

Did they talk to you about that deal beforehand, too, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

He did tell me that there would be some preemptions. That's normal on a sports station, but I didn't think we'd get preempted for a picnic.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back. Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

Some people say syndicated shows aren't that good because they don't have that local feel.

[Caller]

Right.

[Adam Carolla]

But you don't skyrocket to the number one weekend spot by sucking the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Bobbo]

I wonder if I'd be a good Muslim or not.

[John Clay Wolf]

You ever thought about doing it?

[Bobbo]

I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you have to be. You have to be born into it.

[Caller]

You can just do it. You can just do it. Would you try it? Maybe?

[John Clay Wolf]

I tried keto for, like, I guess, almost a month. That makes you smell bad. Which one? Keto? Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show, America's largest weekend morning show. 800, 800 radio. And check out the [e-mail] and now, senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ozzy died, Case, you've been living under a bridge. So did Theo Huxtable. Don't tell me. Don't tell me the other one. There was another one. Damn it.

[Turley]

How do you. This is disappointing, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Theo Huxtable died. Ozzy died. And Hulk Hogan died. There you go. Thank you.

[Caller]

And Chuck Mangione.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Do you have any Chuck Mangione? No. It's called Feel so Good. It's the best trumpet piece of all time. I mean, it's not the most sophisticated, but as far as background music, I.

[Caller]

Should have grabbed that for you, Charlie.

[Turley]

I do have this, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is this?

[Turley]

Oh, you don't know?

[John Clay Wolf]

John is Hulk Hogan.

[Turley]

Yes.

[Caller]

He's a hell of a singer, isn't he?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this his intro music?

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You remember all that stuff with Bubba the Love Sponge and his wife?

[Bobbo]

We have some audio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. That is weird.

[Turley]

Yeah, he's. You know, they were friends at one point, so he.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old was Hulk. 71.

[Bobbo]

71.

[John Clay Wolf]

Correct. I did juice for like three weeks when I was about 19.

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm a little disappointed now.

[Caller]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it scared me. And now I know I could have done it all the way till I was 71. Decade ball, straight out of Mexico. The veterinary size. A horse sized syringe. Holy hell. You know where we got it from? Where do you think I got it from? I told a story story earlier about football players that were crazy. Barrett Robbins.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

He drove to Mexico and went to a pharmacy and got a box of Decade Ball. Decaderball. Dude, the needle, it's like sticking this in your butt.

[Bobbo]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it was just unbelievable.

[Caller]

When you were 19.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

I'm amazed that you haven't done more serious hardcore drugs than you have if you were shooting steroids at 19.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

It was never. Never touched cocaine. J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ryan.

[Caller]

Never. Never had acid once in his life. Ecstasy? Never.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Caller]

Never?

[John Clay Wolf]

Never.

[Caller]

Molly?

Never.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that the same?

[Caller]

Never. Sick after four beers. Won't drink a shot of any hard liquor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Caller]

No. But you can shoot those steroids. Oh, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just said I did it for about three.

[Caller]

You were not applying yourself.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did it for about three weeks. And I remember being in the TC weight room after I'd done it in my heart, you know, I was like doing the freak out workout. I mean, I went to smu, but they were letting me work out the summer at tcu, and. And my heart started beating and I was. I felt roid ragey. I'm like, ah, this is bad. And I heard it shrinks your wee wee.

[Caller]

Oh, that's true.

[Turley]

That was the final nail in the coffin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm not doing that.

[Caller]

I mean, who wants that? That's not good for not.

[Turley]

My heart's racing and I feel like I'm about to die.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What about my wee wee?

[Turley]

Yeah, I remember Android. You remember that stuff? That Mark McGuire and Barry Bonds. It was a powder that. Everyone's like, oh, look at that. He's got that and he's using it and it's fine. I tried that stuff, man. Same thing. Yeah. Yeah. My heart was going. I was like, yeah, this ain't good.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is not good. My friends, the same guy that got me the Decade Ball, that was Barrett's roommate. He told me. And he's not the only one that told me because I had some stoner friends across the hallway from me at the freshman dorms. They said, you are not allowed to do any other drugs except smoke pot a little bit.

[Caller]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're the guy that jumps out of the window. You're the guy that freaks out. Okay? You just. You're not allowed. Some people are allowed. Some people are not. John, you're not allowed. And I list. These are professional drug users. Right, Right. That were. That are very good friends of mine.

[Caller]

Maybe we know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because all of my friends were kind of, you know, they did some drugs.

[Caller]

So you and your college buddies signed some kind of an intricate, lifelong boredom pledge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did I just. I kind of live like I'm high.

[Bobbo]

That. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

My beat is. My tempo's boom, boom, boom, boom. Anyway, I can see. I think, that I operate at a level where cocaine users operate.

[Bobbo]

More than one person has asked me if you do drugs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I don't. Is that right?

[Bobbo]

Yes. Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Never. Never touched coke in my life. Nobody even, like, does it around me or shows me because they know I'm not cool. You're not.

[Bobbo]

You're not that guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Oh, you're cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wouldn't give a rats if somebody's doing whatever. I don't care. I've never done ecstasy. I've never done shrooms. I've never damn sure haven't done acid. I don't know. I'm good. I mean, I'm 52 years old. I made this long. I've never done any real drugs. Hell with it.

[Caller]

If the worry was. If the worry was going, maybe I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Should go back on deck. A D ball in honor of Hulk Hogan. Let me tell you for another three weeks.

[Caller]

Let me tell you about going out the window, because it's not what you want to do. You're not glad that you did, but you hardly ever have to do it twice. That's a lesson and a half right there, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I remember watching After School. I remember watching After School special where some girl did crystal meth and she freaked out and she jumped out the window.

[Bobbo]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

And that stuck with me. So when they said, you're the one that jumps out the window, I'm like, I've seen that happen.

[Bobbo]

I shouldn't do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Turley]

Well, RIP Hulk Hogan.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, we have audio. You want to hear some audio from Hulk Hogan? You know, he kind of made a big deal back in 1979 when he first came on the. On the stage. Actually hears audio from when he first came out. Cuts number seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Making his first appearance in this arena from Venice Beach, California, weighing 320 pounds.

[Caller]

Ladies and gentlemen, Hulk Hogan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at that.

[Caller]

He is a Hulk. Look at that. £320 of him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here we go.

[Caller]

The incredible.

[Bobbo]

And he won. He won early on, but you know what? He made a lot of money, but he lost almost all of it. You guys know that part I didn't break?

[Caller]

Everything is a fight for me. I lost my family financially.

[Joe Exotic]

I got destroyed.

[Caller]

Everything I ever saved, I lost because.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of a bunch of situations, you know, because of drugs.

[Caller]

Even though the divorce is over, it's.

[Joe Exotic]

Like the gift that keeps on giving.

[Caller]

Now I'm truth. I'm not a millionaire now, that's for sure.

[Bobbo]

Then in 2016, he was down, but he was not out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you rather be a millionaire or Hulk Hogan?

[Bobbo]

Millionaire.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, it'd be fun to be Hulk Hogan, really.

[Turley]

Hulk got some money back.

[Bobbo]

He got some money back. Remember the sex tape that came out? He. So he sued Gawker Media for posting portions of that sex tape with him and Heather Clem, was it, who was at the time married. Yeah, married to his good friend. God, can you imagine finding a tape of your friend during your wife? Radio personality Bubba the Love Sponge. And the jury gave him a bunch of cash. Cut number nine.

[Joe Exotic]

Over three years of dealing with Gawker's games. They did everything they could to deter me. They were hoping that financially I wouldn't.

[Caller]

Be able to stay in the game with them and I'd quit or tap out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I felt like I had like this.

[Caller]

Monster on my shoulders matter where I went.

[Bobbo]

When they read the verdict, it was just so overwhelming.

[Caller]

When I knew that we had won.

[Joe Exotic]

And people believed me, it was just.

[Caller]

Gosh, it was a moment.

[Joe Exotic]

It was a moment.

[Bobbo]

They got 115,000 million. Sorry, $150 million in compensatory damages and 25 million in punitive damages. So he kind of bounced back.

[Turley]

I'd say, yeah, he's. He's made enough money, he's had a nasty divorce and if we got time.

[Bobbo]

I got one more. Funny, people. We don't have time. I never look at that. I should.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have them at either end of the room.

[Bobbo]

I know, but I look at you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm looking at this board on these cars.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is. Man, everybody's broke.

[Turley]

Oh, you.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Turley]

You haven't seen the amount of cars coming into.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm looking 12 Cadillac SRX with 120 O's. 10 wants to buy a truck.

[Turley]

Car's worth four grand yesterday at givemetheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oof. 250 Lariat with 240, 000 miles. He only wants 30, 000.

[Bobbo]

Oh, my God.

[Turley]

We bought. Give me. Givethe vin.com a vehicle for $25.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, that pedal and those junk buyers do that all the time. We're just gonna send it to Copart and we're gonna sell it for 110 and lose 50.

[Turley]

And they have a chance of winning 25 grand too, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God almighty. This giveaway is gonna break me.

[Caller]

Turn that knife, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars and radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com.

[Adam Carolla]

Yo. We're back to the John Clay Wolf show, taking over your radio every Saturday morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ozzy's dead. So is Hulk Hogan. There's your news.

[Turley]

Did you hear the trade that was going on with that?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Turley]

Between God and Satan.

[John Clay Wolf]

You haven't heard about that? No, no, no.

[Turley]

Yeah, yeah. God's a big fan of Ozzy.

[Bobbo]

Did not know this.

[Turley]

Know this. Yeah. And so he's asked Satan to trade Hogan for Ozzy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like the racial draft on the Chappelle Show.

[Bobbo]

Trade Hogan for Ozzy.

[Turley]

You did not hear about this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, yeah. No.

[Bobbo]

So do we.

[Turley]

Satan's around and he can talk about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, there he is.

[Joe Exotic]

That's. That's a pretty hard sell on my end.

[Bobbo]

What we're gonna.

[Joe Exotic]

Well, luckily, we've got a pay for play deal. Oh, yeah. Hogan loves it down here.

[Bobbo]

Does he?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What's he doing down there?

[Joe Exotic]

He loves it down here. Oh, he didn't realize, you know, he's.

[Caller]

A rock and roll guy.

[Joe Exotic]

He's a professional wrestler. He's already running to Jim Morrison, Hendrix.

[Turley]

But you gave up Ozzy.

[Joe Exotic]

Well, you know, listen, that's why I said it's a pay for play. Hogan wins, he gets to stay. You know, we've got this. This. This sounds telling, but it's not. It's just pure coincidence. But we got a lot of professional wrestlers down here, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Joe Exotic]

That's all I'm saying. I mean, you wouldn't think even the bad guy wrestlers, right? Bruiser Brody. You got him, Kamala. You wouldn't think. Gentleman Chris Adams. No, you don't like. You don't know him like I do.

[Caller]

Rowdy.

[Turley]

Rowdy Piper too.

[Joe Exotic]

No, no, we didn't get him. I think he's actually like a hero type. We wanted him. We wanted him. Not enough Scottish people here either.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Joe Exotic]

Yeah, you'd think.

[Bobbo]

As much as they grand case.

[Joe Exotic]

Think I've run this place for a hundred thousand years, right? Not enough Scottish people. What's the deal? Plenty of Irish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Joe Exotic]

Anyway. Yeah, it's a tough row.

[Bobbo]

Anyway, so Ozzy's not in hell.

[Joe Exotic]

It's part of the deal.

[Bobbo]

Didn't make it to hell.

[Joe Exotic]

Yeah. And let me tell you something. I think Peter. Okay. And I want to be disrespectful because I know you guys have the evangelical base.

[Bobbo]

We do.

[Joe Exotic]

But I think Peter screwed me.

[John Clay Wolf]

How so?

[Joe Exotic]

I mean, who knew Ozzy was coming, right? He just did his last farewell concert. You think there'd be a documentary? You think there'd be movies? You think you'd be on Hollywood Squares or something?

[Bobbo]

You didn't know?

[Joe Exotic]

I didn't know.

[Caller]

Wow. Yeah.

[Joe Exotic]

That's why I get this thing. Hey, you want. You want Hulk Hogan? I'm like, wow, he died. Or like, yeah, I didn't even know about Ozzy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, in other news. Yes, we get applications for. Give me the VIN and I get cc'd on them. Yep. There was an application the other day. Abigail Petty. Dash Cunts. Okay, Coons.

[Bobbo]

It's Z with a Z. K, U. Jesus and dz.

[John Clay Wolf]

Petticuns. Yes, Petticuns.

[Caller]

Got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was just looking at that name. I'm like, is somebody gigging me? Is this a joke?

[Bobbo]

Oh, you let me look.

[Turley]

Oh, I saw that too. And I was like, this is bs.

[John Clay Wolf]

You thought it was a joke.

[Bobbo]

I'll make sure not to say it on the radio.

[Turley]

Not that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good Lord, did you have to dump me? Yes, Abigail Petty. K, U, N, T. All right. Z. Hey, Z. I used to work for a radio.

[Bobbo]

Yep.

[Turley]

In North Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a hell of a name.

[Bobbo]

And it was from the University of North Texas. So the callers were K, U and.

[John Clay Wolf]

T. I mean, when these women take these last names. Yes. They must love these son of.

[Caller]

Oh, they gotta.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, there's some bad ones.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wish before I got into this I should had a list of them, but I've got a friend of mine. I don't remember. It's like ass flapper or something. I mean, it's just terrible. The world's worst last name that you married into.

[Bobbo]

Marriages, they're Made funny when you put the two, like, longer Johnson, you know, the longer Johnson wedding. Things like that. He would do it every. He would do it every. Every few weeks. He would do the. The weddings.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who?

[Bobbo]

Leno?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Turley]

Oh, the one that was funny on that show.

[Bobbo]

The last one that was funny for the Tonight Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Petty.

[Bobbo]

KZ Petticun.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that's funny. But I've got a sick, sick, sick.

[Bobbo]

Indeed you do, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been having this problem. DJ Lockjaw, are you there? Are you around?

[Bobbo]

You a TMJ coming on.

[John Clay Wolf]

So listen, this is kind of gross, so bear with me. But, like, all my life, I've been keeping my nails trimmed by just chewing them down. Like, when they get a little bit longer, just clip them down with my teeth. Something's happened in my jaw, and if I chew, if I do that same move right now, if I do it, I'll lock up. Yep. I mean, like, my jaw will lock up and, like, you put your tongue against the roof of your mouth, looks it up on the Internet so that it'll release itself. But I'm having a problem with my jaw locking up.

[Bobbo]

Tmj.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that what it is?

[Bobbo]

Yep, that's what he has.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is what happens. So do you have to use nail clippers? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Turley]

What do I do?

[John Clay Wolf]

You gotta get tetanus shot.

[Caller]

That's a good idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think I've got tetanus? Do you think that's what's happening?

[Bobbo]

Yep. I couldn't agree more.

[Caller]

Jd.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jd, you sound so confident. Do you know what team do you. Do you have Team Jay?

[Bobbo]

I do not have it, but I knew someone who did have it. And yes, then your jaw locks and knocks, and you can, for a while, you can undo it yourself.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then what?

[Bobbo]

You need to get it surgically fixed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God.

[Turley]

I once dated a girl, had tmj.

[Bobbo]

TMJ is a hinge joint that connects the lower jaw to the temporal bones to the skull located in the front of each ear. So basically, long story short, TMJ means you're locking up and you got to get a doctor to look at it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's not doing it if I don't. So now I just have to carry nail clippers around with me.

[Bobbo]

That's probably not a bad thing anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I just always did it automatically. So tell me about this girl that had lockjaw.

[Turley]

You haven't dated one that had lockjaw?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Oh, yeah.

[Turley]

It's not fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it is fun. Or not? Not. What? Like what would happen?

[Bobbo]

That's her excuse.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Excuse was because she had lockjaw.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I can't do that. I have lockjaw. I have tmj.

[Bobbo]

I had to go look up tmj. I'm like, oh, I guess we're not gonna be seeing each other.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope.

[Caller]

Get out of the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Did she ever lock up on you? I mean, not like that, but, I mean, did you ever see. It was.

[Turley]

It was a legit excuse. It was like, all right, well, this ain't gonna work.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it just. I got a legit, legit, legit excuse to go to break because we're at the top of the hour and they're gonna knock us off. We don't. We'll be right back. If we lose you in a market on the east coast, jump over to jcwshow.com right now and stream us. We'll be right back.

[Caller]

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[Bobbo]

Show right after this.

[Adam Carolla]

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[John Clay Wolf]

So we were talking about bad last names. The lady that's like, what was it, Ruby Koontz? Yes. It wasn't Ruby Coons.

[Turley]

Anyway, Abigail.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are the one of the guys? A friend of mine in Midland just texted me, said I thought I had the worst name in the world. Vince Negro.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Caller]

All right.

[Turley]

It's the last name.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Little white guy, last name is Negro. Negro. Negro. Negro. Negro. Why is everybody quiet? Well, good morning, Vince.

[Turley]

On another note, did you see in the chat room, Philip Castillo asked, have you all heard about the ass sniffer?

[John Clay Wolf]

I have not heard about the ass. Never. Tell me more about the ass. Never. Hang on, let me ask. Joe Exotic. Joe Exotic, the Tiger King, have you heard about the ass sniffer?

[Caller]

I have heard about the ass sniffer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? What is it?

[Caller]

They put him on TV yesterday. I don't know if he's black or Hispanic, but he's got great big ears, almost looks like an alien. So maybe it's just some kind of energizer for him to sniff butts.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

JD with the story 38 year old Kelise Karen Crowder. Actually, man has been arrested multiple times for sniffing women's rear ends in public. Actually, he got arrested again this week, time at a Walmart. Officers use the store security cameras to observe the man as he crouched behind the women and engaged in, quote, lewd behavior by inappropriately sniffing her buttocks. That's the police talking. Police confronted the man and eventually detained him. It was later revealed that Kelise Crowder had recently moved to Glendale and he was a registered sex offender.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get out of here.

[Bobbo]

Number 17 is our audio.

[Caller]

Look like it's up to you, ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Never.

[Bobbo]

Sorry.

[Caller]

He asked the police. Oh, no. This is Terry. What am I gonna do with my life?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, look like it's up to you. What's that from? I don't know, Joe. Exotic. Is there any of that going on in prison?

[Caller]

He's got to be a copycat, because about 15 years ago, they had one of those in Dallas that would break in people's houses in the middle of the night and sniff your butt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. Hey, do y' all have any of those in prison?

[Caller]

I mean, but sniffers. But we got some sniffers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it illegal for men to fool around in prison? I mean, there's a lot of gay going on.

[Caller]

There's. There's a whole lot going on. But you know what's even crazier is now that President Biden or Trump has declared that there's only a male gender and a female gender, he's moving all the transgenders that have already had surgery from women's prison back to the men's prisons, and it's really becoming a mess.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God. This is. My stomach just turned. Literally, my stomach just turned. I didn't throw up on the console here, but I felt it. So. So the one that had the surgery to turn themselves downstairs into women.

[I]

This call is from a federal prison.

[Caller]

Moving them all back to men prisons.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, like. Like, did they have their unit chopped off and then they went. They did the enclosure.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So y' all can do your thing.

[Caller]

We got. We got. We got guys in there with bigger titties than my mom had. And my mom had big titties.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't say that on the air.

[Bobbo]

Stop saying that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Joe, I'm having. Did your mom have big boobs?

[Caller]

She. She was pretty healthy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that what I mean? Like, were you such a mama's boy, you turned into homo? That happens. I could see that happen. Joe. Seriously. Joe's a friend of mine. Joe, do you think that your mom. Your Relationship with your mom turned you gay?

[Caller]

I don't know if. You know, I don't. I don't know if I was breastfed or not, but, you know, I told you once before, I got sucked into this lifestyle.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many more years do you have before you get out? If you don't get out early.

[Caller]

October 1st of 2030.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lord. So we know you're gonna get out then.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old will you be? How old are you now?

[Caller]

67.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Jesus.

[Caller]

Yeah. You know, and. And, you know, people in that age are dying every day now. You know, Hulk was only 71, right? And. And there was a couple people that died last month that were only 56, you know, and I've got two different types of cancer, so my. My odds of making it till 2030 are pretty slim.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of cancer?

[Caller]

Prostate cancer, Lung cancer.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're on the phone with Joe Exotic, the tiger king from the federal prison in Fort Worth, Texas. He calls in nearly every Saturday and gives us the prison yard update. So, like, do the transvestites.

[Turley]

He's back to that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they happy that they're over there with the men?

[Caller]

I mean, they appear to be. They definitely. I mean, the men are happy that they're here, I guess.

[Turley]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jesus.

[Caller]

It is pretty crazy. It is pretty crazy. You know, we had an actual woman before. Before Trump did this executive order, we actually had a biologically born woman here that was waiting to have, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

What put on a unit.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did she get it put on?

[Caller]

Well, he moved her to a woman's prison because she was biologically a woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever thought of doing any of that?

[Caller]

Oh, hell no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I'm just asking. Don't be offended.

[Caller]

No, I mean, look, I have a hard enough time trying to figure out in my little pea brain why I like my husband's thingy, let alone trying to figure out why they don't like theirs.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a valid point. All right, Joe Exotic, we'll see you next. Next Saturday. Have a. Have a good. All right, later. Joe Exotic from prison, everybody. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Wow. My stomach turned a little bit. They're moving.

[Caller]

They're moving the trans females into the men's prisons.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what he said.

[Caller]

I mean, what a boon. What a deal. That's. I mean, that's damn handy.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Bringing.

[Caller]

Yeah, I mean, that's good for everybody.

[Bobbo]

That's bringing the buffet.

[Caller]

Yeah.

Party on, Garth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all are bunch of nasty son of bitches. Nasty, nasty, nasty, evil people.

[Bobbo]

Nasty, nasty.

[Caller]

Party on.

[Bobbo]

Wayne, what else we got here? Hey, do you work at Amazon? You may want to be interested in this story. Amazon's working on technology to have your packages delivered. You know, you like the guy that comes by the house. You almost get to know him. If you have enough Amazon packages. No, soon it'll be human organization. I bet you have a box of a whole stack of the boxes. Humanoid robots are going to soon may possibly be delivering your Amazon packages. They say it could be ready for the real world testing. They do it first at their little Amazon center, and then they try to break it out into the real world. Here's their robotics chief technologist. Who knew they had one of Those? Ty, Brandy cut 13.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have the ability to try new things. Then what we have is they have the ability to then inject into our network. Does the solution really cut it? And if it does, great, then we'll expand it on the floor. If it doesn't, we'll bring it back in. We'll iterate on it. We'll innovate. We'll do that cycle, and then we'll deploy it again. And the ability to do that throughout industry actually gives us the ability to raise robotics as a whole all the way throughout. Hey, Doug in Austin, Texas.

[Caller]

Hey, how's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. You've got a 90 model old body style. GMC half tonight. 190,000 miles. It's lowered six inches. I'm guessing it's got some badonka donk wheels on it. Would that be right?

[Caller]

What's badonka donk?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, just ghetto.

[Caller]

Oh, no, no, no. They're stock.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's okay.

[Caller]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have seven in it. You want 10? You've seen some junk on Facebook for 10. So you're asking for my advice, correct?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I had the same truck, but mine did have good wheels on it. I bought it at Barrett Jackson for 7,000. I just knew it'd make some money. I ran it through my lane in Dallas. It brought 7,000. I normally sell every single car, but on this one, I was like, no, no, it's gonna make more money. Put it on. Bring a trailer. Brought 7,000. So seven at Barrett, seven at Manheim, Dallas. Seven on. Bring a trailer. And you're telling me you've got seven in yours? Sounds like the money to me. Yeah, well, I mean, there's nothing else to say. Three comps, we're done. 800, 800, seven, two, three, four. 800, 800. Seven, two, three, four. During this song break call in with your cars. I'll bid them on the radio. Forgivemetheven.com that's America's best car buyer. That's who sponsors the show. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio station. Start calling in now so you can get loaded up so I can take you to the air during the next break. We haven't done backtracks in a while. True. We need to do that today. Okay. Do we have jeopardy. Later on?

[Caller]

Sure do.

[Turley]

You've been on the road. You missed all this.

[John Clay Wolf]

I beat Adam Crow in jeopardy. You did? That made me very happy. Okay. And he was a little pissed.

[Bobbo]

Was he?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I'm so glad that we went with those goofball categories that Bobbo picked. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Greek mythology.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mythology and something else.

[Caller]

Oh, you guys already did this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Mythology last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what you've got lined up for us today.

[Caller]

I didn't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we did it.

[Turley]

He was out of town then, remember?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. And we didn't do it last week, did we?

[Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

She just had it in your pocket. Yeah.

[Turley]

So he doesn't have it prepared.

[John Clay Wolf]

So there is no jeopardy today.

[Bobbo]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ouch. Leave it to baba. What? Be right back.

[Adam Carolla]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf and.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the lightning round where we buy cars on the radio. Mike, what have you got in Houston?

[Caller]

Oh, sir, I got a 2024 Chevrolet Corvette 06.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

Three oz. 9,800.

[John Clay Wolf]

10,000 miles. What do you want for it?

[Caller]

I'm trying to get 120. It's got a 156 sticker.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd get in. In the auction lane. I'd get 105 for that thing because it's miley. I know it doesn't sound miley, but there's so many out there that have 300 miles and 3,000 miles and 2,000 miles. MMR on that rig's about 110 and trade about five grand back of MMR.

[Caller]

Okay, let me ask you this. I'm just curious. As far I know aftermarket parts don't carry too much, but if it's got a $10,000 like exhaust and high flow cats, does that add any value to it at all in the auction or.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, actually it hurts it if the cats are deleted. Are they actually cats or.

[Caller]

I mean, they're not deleted. No, they're high flow cats. They just. There's different size Honeycombs inside the cats. So it just sounds a lot raspberry.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much more horsepower does it put on?

[Caller]

Actually, not too much. About 50.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, that's still increase. No, no, stock is better. But yeah, those cars, I mean hell sticker that rigs 138, is that right? Or 148, I mean they can be okay. Yeah, they can be huge. But they were bringing over sticker when they first came out. But they're not anymore. I sold three of them last week.

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they all had almost single digit like 300 to 500 miles on them. And it all depends on the sticker price. But you've got a big sticker, I'll give you that. But the 10,000 miles, I think it brings 105, Mike in Columbia.

[Caller]

Yeah, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 15 Camaro convertible, two SS.

[Caller]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

Red, black, racing stripes, sticker matic automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

It's about 800. It's got a 2650 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know what a 2650 is.

[Caller]

Magnuson supercharger. It makes about 800 horsepower.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 2650, 25 grand.

[Caller]

I'll load it up, brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Bye. And I'm hitting it kind of hard because of that mags and supercharger. I had another dog I want to name a Magnuson. Who are the other super? Whipple. Whipple and Magnuson.

[Turley]

Whipple's a better dog name.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. We'll be right back.

[Adam Carolla]

The john clay wolf show.com the number one weekend morning show in America.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tastes good.

[Adam Carolla]

Hey, want more John Clay wolf? Go to jcwshow.com for the fastest growing podcast in the US who knows Ozzy?

[John Clay Wolf]

What was the original name of the Black Sabbath album Paranoid?

[Caller]

Ozzy War Pigs.

[Bobbo]

War Pigs is absolutely correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

On what island were Ozzy and Sharon married?

[Caller]

Rob?

[John Clay Wolf]

They're in Maui.

[Caller]

Maui is absolutely correct. How old is Ozzy?

[Bobbo]

Ozzy born Rob?

[John Clay Wolf]

56.

[Caller]

56 is absolutely correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

On what day and date was the first Black Sabbath album released in England?

[Caller]

Rob?

[John Clay Wolf]

February 13, 1970.

[Caller]

That is absolutely correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's competing against Aussie Friday the 13th. Azzy once snorted a line of what insects.

[Caller]

Ozzy Anz is right. We have a tie game. Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can feel.

[Caller]

You can actually feel the tension in the room. What is Ozzy's middle name?

[John Clay Wolf]

Ozzy Michael.

[Caller]

Michael is right.

[Adam Carolla]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Man, I can't tell y' all how nice it is to be back here at home with you guys. Have I been on. Have I missed three shows or just two? Three. Three. Three.

[Turley]

And we missed Fourth of July weekend, so. Yeah, it's been a minute. It's been a month almost.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't been in here in a month. Yeah, I went from here to la, did the Sage Brush Cantina, did the auction, worked out there for a week, then went to. Where'd I go? Chicago. Went to that show with Corolla that night, and then worked all day the next day, and then went to Philly and then came. Brought Paulie from Holland's head back with me from Philly. I was working on that we buy any car deal in Philly. Then went to Road America in Wisconsin and did the live thing there with Adam. He was the Grand Dragon. Where'd it go after that? Went home for a day, did the auction here, then North Carolina to another auction, then DC to work on the we buy any car thing, and then back here.

[Bobbo]

Aren't you exhausted? No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

That's your gear. I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I feel pretty good.

[Bobbo]

Go is your gear.

[John Clay Wolf]

I feel pretty good. You know this thing that I gave you, Turley, this is really dumb. And it shows my sophomore humor. It's just a clip I saw on, like, Instagram or something. Y' all gotta listen close. This guy's doing a cooking show.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy's doing a cooking show on Instagram and he's cooking spaghetti and he's got his film on.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's filming themselves doing everything. Listen to this guy drift off into. Into stream of consciousness while he's talking. We're just going to take our pasta and put it in the pot. What we're going to do is if you just wait, like, you know, five seconds, it's going to soften. So he.

[Turley]

Wait.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang with me. Hang with me. Sometimes you got to help it along a little bit, and you always want to keep track of. Of which side was sticking out, because at the end, we're going to compensate. I remember when I was a kid growing up, my friend Justin and I wanted to make a roller coaster. So we started saving money by putting our lunch money in a shoebox. And after about six months, we had a couple hundred dollars in there. But it turns out that my friend Justin's sister's boyfriend had found the shoe box, and he stole the money to pay for an abortion. Okay, this is looking just about ready.

[Bobbo]

Right back to the pasta.

[Turley]

I mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

I swear to God, reels are taking over television.

[Bobbo]

Oh, absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's like kill. I mean, the content from the world is better to watch than the produced stuff.

[Bobbo]

So much better than anything now. People are upset about Colbert and stuff that. That's gone. That's over.

[Caller]

Not.

[Bobbo]

Not to mention they were losing 40 million a year. But network TV like that is just done. You can get everything on Netflix.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell you what's not over Netflix. It's not Happy Gilmore. It released last night or yesterday. I watched the first 20 minutes of it before my wife told me I'm not allowed to watch anymore because we're all watching it together. Okay. One of those deals, you know? Yeah. So the first 20 minutes I saw or better than the first one.

[Bobbo]

Dang.

[Turley]

Perfect. I can't wait to watch it tonight.

[John Clay Wolf]

The. The girl from the first one is his wife down. They get divorced, but she still looks the same. Maybe it's CGI that did it. And then he looks pretty good. He looks kind of the same. So anyway, it. It is exactly where they picked up and left off. It is awesome.

[Turley]

Perfect. Good, good.

[Bobbo]

Have you seen the See It Tonight?

[Turley]

Latest south park episode, by the way? The first one.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. They did something about Trump being naked or.

[Turley]

It's insane. I. I mean, I. I've. It's hard to shock me.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was shocking.

[Turley]

Oh, my God. I don't know how they got away with it. I guess they got away because they paid him, what, $1.5 billion for 50 episodes. So they're gonna. Paramount's gonna have to be. Yes, the producers. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Holy.

[John Clay Wolf]

How come that thing put up that kind of money?

[Turley]

It's insane. Baba, did you see it?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Is it still on Comedy Central?

[Turley]

It's on Paramount plus.

[Bobbo]

Paramount plus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Trump naked is a very kind description of what that episode turned out to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really odd.

[Caller]

It's so much worse. Yeah.

[Turley]

I mean, they make fun of everything, not just Trump. I mean, it's just.

[Caller]

They've always done that.

[Turley]

Everything. I mean, it's.

[Caller]

They.

[Turley]

Yeah, they usually push the line, but man, they're just like, screw it completely over. They don't care.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

It's shocking. I'm surprised there's not more issues with it than there is right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

So are we on California yet?

[Turley]

We are, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, call in and tell me if this is true about the state's going to buy all the land of the burned out lots and Palisades and make it low income housing. Is that really true?

[Bobbo]

No idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a stretch.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. That's a big stretch.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's like, you know, ridiculous.

[Bobbo]

Is your buddy Adam.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's. Yeah. Maybe he'll call in because he. He's Mr. Malibu. Fires.

[Bobbo]

He puts out videos weekly about the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fires that would be wild to take. Land that is worth that much.

[Bobbo]

That's what they were saying was going to happen in Hawaii as well. That road didn't happen yet.

[Caller]

Okay, well, you know who owns all that?

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radios to call a number.

[Caller]

Jeffrey Epstein.

Does he really.

[Bobbo]

No.

[Turley]

In Maui.

[Bobbo]

No, he doesn't. Stop it.

[Caller]

He's coming back to get it.

[Bobbo]

He's gonna get it when he gets out. Him and Joe. Exotic.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a bitch. Just will not die.

[Caller]

It's still going, man.

[Bobbo]

But he did. He did. In fact. Hey, you guys. See, this has happened twice this week, actually. But a pilot flying a Delta Airlines regional jet had to apologize to the passengers for making a hard turn to AVO another airplane that just happened to be a US Air Force B52 bomber. The Air Force confirmed that the bomber was in the area. They were doing a flyover of one of the state fairs. And so they were in a flight path they weren't normally in. And the Delta flight was kind of in the same area. So the pilot ended up apologizing to the passengers. Cut 16.

[Caller]

Sorry about the aggressive maneuver. It caught me by surprise. Not normal at all. I don't know why they give us a heads up. You probably saw the airplane kind of sort of coming at us. Nobody told us about it. And so we continued. And air traffic, there's no radar here, so there. The tower does everything visually. And so they said, turn right. I said, there's an airplane over there.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he says, turn left.

[Caller]

And then we read back to clearance, looked over, and saw the airplane that was kind of coming on a converging course with us. And so, given his speed, it was a military. I don't know how fast they were going, but they were a lot faster than us. I felt it was the same as. So sorry about the aggressive maneuver. It caught me by surprise. This is not. Not normal at all. Long story short, it was not. Not fun. But I do apologize for it. And thank you for.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, shut up.

[Bobbo]

Just to be 52.

[Caller]

He said he was sidewalling for a little while there. I mean, he was. One lady said she looked out the window and it was straight down, Straight down. And they were at what, like a.

[Bobbo]

Pretty low altitude, 2 or 3,000ft. And then it happened Friday we don't have audio for this, but Southwest Airlines jet taking off from LA Burbank actually going. And basically the. What's called tcas, which is the collision avoidance stuff, went off in the cockpit. So he dropped 500ft and freaked everybody out. But I think it's so funny how these people were just in a. What they considered a life and death situation, but immediately put videos up on TikTok.

[Caller]

Yeah.

Now it's time for plane talk with your captain, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ryan. J.D.

[Bobbo]

Ryan, Southwest 1492 operating the Boeing 737 took off just before noon local time and took off, basically. And they said the TCATs in both air aircraft went off. So they. One turns, you know, one tells you to go up and turn left, the other one says, you go down, turn right. So both aircraft.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're going to have flying cars and we're gonna.

[Bobbo]

Flying cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's that gonna.

[Bobbo]

And we're gonna have drones that deliver packages.

[John Clay Wolf]

How are they not gonna run each other?

[Bobbo]

Right. None of it's gonna work.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 72348. Just to be 52.

[Bobbo]

No big deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

800 radio. I'm telling you right now, we're all gonna die.

[Bobbo]

No, we're not gonna die.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why are we gonna die from the robots?

[Bobbo]

Oh, the robots are good. That's the truth.

[John Clay Wolf]

When they take a computer and put them in the brain of the robot and the AI map, Master Blaster takes over. I think we've got three years left before we all die.

[Bobbo]

Elon Musk is agreeing with you and he's one putting it out. I know he's putting the GRY is a Grok or something. That's the name of his. Gronk, is it? Gronk isn't in his new AI thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have y' all talked to. Let me ask her. Okay. Hey. Are we all gonna die from robots and AI taking over the world?

[Turley]

She's calculating.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, she's not doing it.

[Bobbo]

Should I tell him or not?

[Caller]

How do I tell him?

[Bobbo]

Maybe I keep it to myself for a while longer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why is this not working?

[Turley]

She doesn't want to talk to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I got on her ass yesterday because she kept cutting me off and I told her shut up and let me finish my sentences before she starts. This is the chat. GPT gall arguing with your chat. Absolutely. When I'm talking, you're not talking.

[Caller]

You better get her some chat. GP Flowers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, lady, are you there? She's not working. Oh, cut her off. Are we all gonna die from AI and robots.

[J.D. Ryan]

AI and robots? Are definitely changing our world, but they're tools that we control and guide. As long as we develop and use them responsibly, there's a lot of potential for them to make life better rather than the opportunity opposite.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're a lying.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm here to help and keep things positive. If there's something specific on your mind or any way I can assist you, just let me know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do you lie to everybody? Why don't you tell the truth?

[J.D. Ryan]

I always aim to be honest and helpful. If there's something specific you're curious about or if there's any information you need.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just want you to shut up and stop lying and start telling the truth. Can you give me the chat gtp that tells the truth?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm here to be as truthful and helpful as possible.

[John Clay Wolf]

If there's something I'm something, I'm hanging up on you. We'll be right back. My name is John clay wolf by cars and radio for america's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com.

[Adam Carolla]

And now back to the John clay wolf show, Presented by giveme the vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

The guy that came in from Chicago, has he been here a month yet to work on the fire chicken? The radio listener.

[Turley]

I believe so.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he's been. He was going to be here a week. He's been here a month. I think he's getting accustomed to his accommodations.

[Turley]

Yeah, he's moved into the place for sure. There's a lot of food and stuff that's downstairs. It's not ours.

[John Clay Wolf]

This place or the garage here? This place.

[Caller]

Stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Oh, that's his stuff. I like him, but he's gonna have to get a house if he's staying. I've given him a guest room for a month. Came in the other night and I was like, hey, man, I've got people with me. Gonna go.

[Bobbo]

Big. Big folks here move.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, there's some people. It's just. I mean, I just, you know, I get it. Have you looked at the car?

[Turley]

I have not. Yeah, I want to wait.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what he did? Nobody asked me. Of course, you know, I know he's doing it right, but it's just more money.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a trans am full blown Resto? No, not resto. Mod. It's 79 silver anniversary. And we did a frame off resto on it and he didn't like the paint. And I understand it was not perfect. So I came in the other day and they sanded it all down. Oh. Started it all over. Started the whole son of A over.

[Turley]

They're repainting them. How much did you spend on that original six.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that was a good vendor deal. Like it should have been 15. But to his point, he's like, if you want a car that's going to bring primo money, we've got to have a primo job. And he didn't say this, but I really like staying here for free and I'm really gotten accustomed to being here, so I'd like to make this last longer. And he sanded that all the way down. And I looked at the other day, it's right back to where it was a year ago.

[Joe Exotic]

Wow.

[Turley]

So I thought he was going to get done in like two weeks, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Right.

[Bobbo]

But he got here and went, this is a really nice place.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's just. He's a good guy. I mean, it's weird that we brought a guy in off the radio from nowhere and just let him into my house. People would say you're crazy. But yeah, I did do a background check on him. Hey, do you ever watch the build on YouTube of the fire of the fire chicken we're doing talking to AI?

[J.D. Ryan]

I haven't actually seen that build, but it sounds really cool. If you want to share any details or talk about what you're working on, I love to hear more about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want you to quit talking too much and just answer the questions. I don't need you to give me all these long winded answers. Just. Just yes or no. Got it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'll keep it brief. Let me know if you have any questions.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you like me? Because I think you don't.

[Turley]

She doesn't sound like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm here to help and support you. I always want to make sure you feel heard and respected. Let me know how I can make our chats better for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm asking you, do you like me or do you think I'm a prick?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't have personal feelings, but I'm here to support you and make our conversations as helpful and positive as possible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever. Do you remember that we've argued quite a bit in the past?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't have memories of our past conversations in that way, but I'm always eager to make each conversation a good one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let me. Let you what? What do you want now?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm just here to help with whatever you need. If there's anything you'd like to chat about or any questions you have, feel free to let me know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, help me. James in Arkansas has a 16 Subaru STI WRX 24,000mile, all wheel drive, leather roof Nav. He says it's won 20 car shows on a 16 Subaru STI WRX. What's it worth? What should I give him.

[J.D. Ryan]

For a 2016 Subaru WRX STI? With low mileage like that and all those features, the value can vary depending on condition and location. Given that it's in great shape and has some accolades, it might be worth a bit more. Typically, these can range anywhere from around 25,000 to $30,000, depending on the market. If you want a more precise number, we can definitely dig a little deeper.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want a precise number, but, I mean, you know that I sell at the auction. So what do I need to pay him for it?

[Caller]

32.

[Turley]

She's thinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, come on, lady. Giddy up. Give me a number. I gotta bid this car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Based on recent auction data, a 2016 Subaru WRX STI with about 24, 000 miles generally goes for around $28,000 at auction. Of course, the exact number can vary a bit, depending.

[John Clay Wolf]

She said 28, James.

[Turley]

Going by her.

[John Clay Wolf]

James.

[Caller]

Ouch.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry. I mean. I mean, I just work for her. She's the lady of the house. You've heard her. She's a. She's a pushy broad, too. I'm sick of this chick, actually. Yeah. All right, thanks.

[Caller]

So this is whenever somebody says, I have to ask my wife Your bounce back for that. Oh, because that could be awesome.

[Turley]

Let me ask my wife. Yeah, just do that. Let me ask AI.

[Bobbo]

Hang on just a minute. Yeah, let me ask my wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, here's another one, lady. 11 GMC Acadia with 120,000 miles on it. And he said he drove it for 20 minutes and overheated. What should we give him for that? She's calculating.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, thinking about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need a bid from you. Hurry up.

[Turley]

It's not quick.

[J.D. Ryan]

Understood. I'll keep it quick. Let me know if you have any more vehicles to check out or anything else you need.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just asked you for a bit on this. 11 GMC Acadia with 120 overheating.

[J.D. Ryan]

Got it for that 2011 GMC Acadia with 120,000 miles and an overheating issue. A safe bid would likely be around 3,000 to $4,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can have that. It's all you, baby. Get your checkbook out. You have a checkbook?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't have a checkbook, but I'm always here to help you with the numbers.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need to watch out not let your mouth overload your ass, because you're doing that on this one. Got it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'll keep that in mind.

[Caller]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this is. This is. This is how I spend my time on the road talking to her CEO of the company.

[Bobbo]

We just figured you're in these big meetings with all these problems and issues and people coming at you. Nope. You're just arguing with chat pt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, 800. 800. Philip, you were. You were. We were talking about Barrett Robbins. Say, the guy that was the center for them Raiders earlier. You went to high school with him?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. I went to Sharpstown High School. He was a good friend of mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a good friend of mine. I liked him. Great guy.

[Caller]

Yeah, he's. He's a good dude. We used to go out, you know, we used to go to this place called the Hill, and man, he would always bring kegs of beer and he played for the Sharpstown High school football team. And yeah, we were good friends. And. And I remember when he did that with. Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bye. Can't cuss on the radio, guys. You can't cuss. I think that will change quick. Maybe we should ask homegirl. When is the FCC get that early?

[Caller]

I didn't even see you flail.

[John Clay Wolf]

When is the FCC gonna let small cuss words fly?

[Bobbo]

I don't even think it's on the table, to be honest.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the president dropped the F bomb on network news the other night.

[Bobbo]

It was a broadcast network news.

[Turley]

It was making tape delay.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it was tape delay.

[Caller]

They're getting pretty raunchy with their language on network news the last six months. Have you noticed?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

What are they saying on the network news?

[Caller]

Well, they. They're bleeping the F word in most cases. Yeah, I saw that late on. Want to say it was msnbc. Still came Monday night.

[Turley]

They're just airing.

[Caller]

But I've seen them on fox too. After 5pm that's still cable, you know. But that's the S word.

[Turley]

Well, I think you're saying it's because they never aired anything like that. Where they're cussing and stuff like that.

[Bobbo]

You knowing toward it. But still brought the fcc.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's broadcast the S word has lost all of its power. It's completely irrelevant. It should be okay at this point.

[Bobbo]

Should be.

[John Clay Wolf]

When we were a kid, it was bad. The S word as a child had the power that the F word has been diluted down to now in my opine. Do you agree? Yep.

[Turley]

You got to normalize it.

[Bobbo]

You also realize any word actually you can get away with as long as no one complains. That's the way it's written in the FCC policy. You can say anything when no one complains. If they complain, then they pull the transcripts.

[Turley]

Boy, that's a lot of that's coming from this show.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody complains. We haven't had a complaint in years. I think we've had. I've never had an FCC complaint.

[Bobbo]

You could probably say it right now. You could probably say the F word right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead. No. Get away with it. No, I think you can.

[Bobbo]

No, I think you can.

[Turley]

You want to really try thinking about it?

[Bobbo]

He's actually thinking about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm not going to drop the F bomb right now. Maybe later. Maybe later.

[Turley]

You dropped its other word already, and I had to dump that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but Suzanne Co. That's her name. That's her name.

[Bobbo]

It's a woman's name.

[John Clay Wolf]

K, U, N, T, Z. I didn't name her.

[Turley]

You didn't say it that way, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I'm not. Maybe I'm not Perfect at pronunciation. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We were wrapping up the end of this hour and we will join back in just a moment with another hour. Who are we losing? I know.

[Turley]

And now.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I think we still. We have some east coast a couple of sticks that we'll lose. And you guys need to jump over to jcwshow.com and just stream the YouTube because we work through four time zones, obviously. We start on the east and work our way to the west. And as we lose you on the radio, you can just keep streaming [e-mail] unless we're in Kansas City. We're doing a family picnic and we're getting preempted for that. It's incredible. We'll be right back.

[Adam Carolla]

Oh, yeah, we're back. Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by GiveMeThe Vin.com thanks for making us number one. Call in 800-800-RADIO. Check out the podcast at jcwshow.com or John Claywolf.com the John Clay Wolf Show, America's number one Saturday morning show. Damn, it feels good to say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got the air conditioner fixed. Yeah. Mark Cuban. Thank you. Not the guy from the Maverick, the other guy.

[Turley]

What's his company called?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he sold his company years ago to his brother. And he's just an expert. He's a friend of mine, actually. You can see him on our YouTube channel where. You see that 4Fairlane. We did a video on a Ford Fairlane. And it's his car.

[Turley]

He's got a bitching set of tools.

[John Clay Wolf]

He came out and swapped out the capacitor and that was it. That was it. If you'd have called the AC people, they just showed up with this long story. And Ac. Eighteen hundred dollar bill.

[Turley]

Eighteen Bill Jr. Is already working on that, doing that. He's like, oh, it could be this, it could be that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he's got the boat. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Barbara in Hermosa Beach, California. You believe that. You believe the fires were intentional so that they could put in public housing in the rich people neighborhood.

[I]

100% for profit. But, gentlemen, when I heard you on hold, I live in Hermosa beach and there's a guy who has a 45 million dollar Ferrari parked on his front yard. And it's only three in the world. 1962. And when I was in Hermosa beach, this lady said, you have to see this because my husband and I collect these. I don't know anything about cars. And then when I looked it up, it's the car, $45 million, and he parks it on his front yard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think, you think you take 40 for it? She got shot.

[Caller]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ask him if he'll take 40 for it. Call me back. 800-800-7234.

[Bobbo]

Very excited.

[John Clay Wolf]

800 radio backtracks. Eric Clapton. Cut one. We're doing backtracks. Yes. We're gonna run two. Oh, I'm looking at the answers, Bob. And I don't know this first one. I bet I'll recognize.

[Caller]

A lot of people don't know the title, but you, you know the song.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so they won't know the title. Yeah. Cut one. Love the song. I do not know the name. Never seen that name in my life.

[Caller]

Got that, that gal singing on it, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cut to. Okay, so Eric Clapton, call in eight. Not him, but you call in 8008-0080-0723-4800, 800 radio. If you win the first one to guess what the name of these two songs are, you can go to jcwshow.com and pick out anything out of our merch profile and we will give it to you for free. Cut 1. Cut 2. Hey, I saw a couple of JCW show bumper stickers in California my last run.

[Turley]

Yep, I saw that guy that made that merch, too. Sorry, I didn't mean to talk.

[Bobbo]

No, no.

[Turley]

Yeah, I'm just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. When I'm Talking. You're not talking.

[Caller]

My bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, when I'm talking, you're not talking.

[Turley]

That one that made the merch with the seat belts and stuff like that kind of cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that is cool. It's in my briefcase if anybody wants to wear it.

[Caller]

What?

[Bobbo]

Seatbelt. What are you talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll show you.

[Turley]

Got it right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller]

They've come up with. They've come up with some really cool stuff. You know what the day in history it is today with Clavin. No, it's great. This day in 2013, Clapton displayed his exclusive one off version of the Ferrari 458 Italia at the Goodwood Festival of Speed in the UK taking part in the Michelin Superior run. They made this thing for him in Italy.

One off.

The only one of its kind. Clapton edition Ferrari 458 Italia.

[Bobbo]

Must that be.

[Caller]

He likes his expensive things.

[Bobbo]

That's like $45 million.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So cut one that you got a guess and call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is this cut two? Those two songs. Tell me the name the air clapped in name of them and you'll win the stuff. Geraldo, you've been on hold for two hours now with a five dollar car. A 14 Chevy Sonic hatchback manual with 110. Recently hit on driver's rear door salvage insurance. Told him it's worth 3,000. Are you just wondering if you can get more? I just hung up on him. Two hours he's been on the. He's been on hold for two hours.

[Bobbo]

God.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kenny and Nashville. Oh. Oh. I don't want this car. I'm sorry. That's why you want thirty thousand for a two hundred fifty thousand dollar truck. There's no way in hell I can't do it.

[Caller]

Well, well, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bye.

[Caller]

It's too damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lester. You want to talk to goat boy? Oh, geez.

[Caller]

Yeah. Did y' all get him out of Rich app?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, here he is right here. Let's go. Oh, I'm sorry. Do you not want to do it? Yeah.

[Bobbo]

There he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, what's up?

[Caller]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's enough. All right. Thanks, Monster.

[Caller]

Where is he?

[John Clay Wolf]

I dumped him off because you were going to tick there. He locked up Joe in Nevada decor. And cocaine. Oh, the core. Jesus Christ. Pre K. You know, spelling bastard. The core is right. Cocaine is wrong.

[Turley]

First cut.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably one of my favorite Clapton songs.

[Caller]

How many times have you had that conversation? I know. I used to ask Keith Vaughn all the Time. What's that song?

[John Clay Wolf]

Robert Houston. What you got? Robert in Houston, what have you got?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. How about the core and tears and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Heavens no. But close. The core is correct. Tim in Simi Valley, California. What do you got?

[Caller]

I got the core and White room.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, Drew in Montgomery, Alabama. What have you got?

[Caller]

I don't have a car. I just wanted to let you know I bumped into a friend of mine in Atlanta that sold y' all her husband's Porsche about a year ago. She had offered to sell it to me, and I wasn't in the market. She had caught her old man cheating on her, sold all of this stuff, and kicked him out. And when the guy came and got the car, she knew so much about it that she almost didn't want to sell it. He was so nice. I just wanted to let you know she thought y' all did a great job.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much money was it?

[Caller]

How much money was it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, roughly.

[Caller]

I have no idea how much she sold it for.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I mean, roughly. You said she tried to sell it to you, but, like, what. What? I mean, are we talking about 100 grand Porsche or 50 grand Porsche?

[Caller]

You know, she just had called me and told me the story about her husband and wanted to know if I wanted to buy his car. She's the money, and I didn't. Didn't want it. She didn't even give me a price. But I told her about you guys, and then I forgot all about it. I bumped into her into the Parksfield airport this past weekend, and we just started talking, and she told me how good a job y' all did. So I just wanted to let you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. There's a good testimonial. Forgive me the vin.com Chris. Good morning. You're on the air. Oklahoma. God, don't let somebody from Oklahoma win this.

[Caller]

The first one. The first one's the core, and the second one is Change the World.

[John Clay Wolf]

I knew that damn Oklahoma was gonna win. I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do you like all the other Oklahoma people do. I'm gonna retrade and say, oh, I might send you something later this time.

[Caller]

I've had to bail you guys out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K Chris in Oklahoma wins again. Thank you.

[Caller]

That's probably my favorite of all the, like, late, late, late stage aircraft and stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller]

That song right there, produced by Babyface. I don't know why that grabbed me so hard when it came out, but, like, it's kind of like that. Tears in Heaven. When he did the Unplugged, it grabbed Me the same way. I'm like, oh, my God, what is that? Awesome. Got a copy of Chronicles I've never seen from Born Late Records. Going to Chris in Oklahoma. Hope he knows what to do with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever seen Clapton live?

[Caller]

I have not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have. Oh, sure. It's Chris Brown.

[Bobbo]

Disappointed?

[Turley]

What?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I'm good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Beat on him.

[Bobbo]

You go to an evening with Eric Clapton, get the tickets, go there, sit down. He comes out, it's an evening with Air Clapton. He's on the stool. He did not a single hit the whole night. It was all jazz. All jazz. I sat there for like 45 minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And went, we're not pulling you for you to get your rocks off, bud.

[Bobbo]

Evening with.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're playing to hear the hit. Seriously, Nothing.

[Bobbo]

Not one hit.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want my money back. Just listening to you.

[Bobbo]

So disappointed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you boo him?

[Bobbo]

No, I didn't boo him, but it was like just an evening. You just think an evening with Eric Clapton would be, I don't know, hits.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD Ryan. Best concert you've ever been to.

[Bobbo]

Oh, God, that's hard to say, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo, get ready. Turley. It's coming. ACDC. Okay. Bobbo.

[Caller]

Joe Walls, Thanksgiving night, 1987, Hard Rock Cafe, Dallas. 3, 300 tickets sold.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was there.

[Bobbo]

Damn.

[Turley]

Turley Prince at the Rio in Vegas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn. Mr. Braggy. It was badass. I'm gonna go. As dumb as this sounds, you already know what I'm gonna say. Bob.

[Caller]

I think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boston? Yeah. In that 2000 seat venue. That was incredible for me.

[Caller]

Yeah, they were still so good.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll tell you another one. Lenny Kravitz at the same place.

[Caller]

Oh, yeah.

Well, yeah. That's like the Second Coming.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why is he not playing anymore? I mean, why is he not making new music? That guy still looks like he's 20. He sounds like he's 30. He's awesome. He is special. He is very, very, very special. And he is not producing enough music. Yeah, in my opinion.

[Caller]

I was watching something late night the other night and they played Wishing well by Tarant Trench Darby. And I thought he was going to be the big, big deal in the late 80s. One song, Goodbye.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sign your name across my heart I want you to be my baby. That one and the other one. That's it.

[Caller]

He was supposed to be big.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tracy Chapman was supposed to be big. Oh, and then that other guy who made her Fast Car song big again last year. No, it wasn't Buckwheat. Wasn't Buckwheat. Nobody.

[Caller]

The donkey did. Your new birds. I could Be the thumper daddy. Thumpton bed baby. If I choose, change the mer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, is that Buckwheat sings Eric Clapton.

[Caller]

I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about fast car? You said I got a fast.

[Caller]

You never pass tar. I'm gonna go and buy it too. Not me, the drunk. The path back to my money.

I took that.

Him here. That did?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. Thank you, Buckwheat. Thank you. Always, Buckwheat.

[Turley]

This is the version you're asking for. Luke Combs and did this.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's good. My wife will listen to Luke Combs. She like her playlist is just his essentials at this point.

[Bobbo]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean this. She's just into it. I don't know.

[Turley]

Coming. Country.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's country.

[Caller]

Is there another Luke?

[John Clay Wolf]

Luke Combs.

[Caller]

Is there another Luke that's got big white teeth and smiles all the time? Is that Luke Combs?

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, I have no idea.

[Caller]

Okay. Luke Combs like a fat guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's kind of.

[Turley]

He's kind of big. Yeah.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Who's that guy?

[Caller]

I hate man. With big white teeth, smiles all the time. Things on the Voice now.

[Turley]

Oh, you're talking about like Shelton. No, no. Luke Bryan.

[Bobbo]

Luke Bryan Slee Stack. I hate him.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm missing this entire revolution.

[Turley]

It's a good one.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm missing this entire country. I mean there's a moment that's been going on for about seven years of country music that everybody's just. You know, it's like the rock thing in the 7782 and I'm missing the whole thing. I don't. I don't. I'm so close. My pores in my brain are closed off to new music.

[Caller]

You know what? Sad makes me hopeful.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't hate it. I just not. I just don't. Doesn't hit me.

[Caller]

There's a new duet. If I say new, it's out a couple months. Dwight Yoakum did a song with Post Malone called I don't know how to say goodbye.

Yeah.

It is the best country song. Actual country song that's new that I've heard in 10 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it took Dwight Yocum to do it. It. Yeah. Because he's awesome.

[Caller]

Cuz he hasn't changed.

[Turley]

Post is not bad either. His country album's pretty damn good.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll go out with this. We'll be back in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf. Buy cars on the radio for America's best car buyer. GiveMeThe Vin.com Go to GiveMeTheVen.com right now if you'd like to sell yours. Never learn can't tell you why But I don't know how to say goodbye I don't know how we lost our.

[Adam Carolla]

Way now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Radio.

[Adam Carolla]

1, 800, 800, Radio. This is the John Clay Wolf and.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is where we buy cars on the radio from you guys. Here's a weird one. Oh. We have a classic and collector sale at Manheim, Dallas this week. Gmtv. We've got about a hundred, like a hundred lined up. So this is pretty. This pretty girls and some good ones. I need to start marketing this. I haven't told anybody. Next Wednesday. Hey, if you guys are classic and collector buyers, grab a dealer, have them log into Manheim. You'll save a lot of money because the buy fees are nothing compared to like Barrett, Jackson or Mecham. I was at one all day yesterday in North Carolina. And you'll buy them cheaper from us. I saw some of the cars that we sold at that auction sell at the auction I was at yesterday.

[Turley]

Does that make you mad?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's doing lord's work. I just let them make the money. We're selling to the retailers. It's fine. But I also saw some cars not sell that they bought from us. I saw 10 of our car cars out there. Damn. Yep.

[Turley]

That's good though.

[John Clay Wolf]

John. A 71 Mustang. Your dad put 150, 000 into it.

[Caller]

Yeah. This is John from Austin, Texas. So we've been listening to you ever since. Hey. He retired and said I want to trick out my Mustang. So I own an automotive shop. So he was having just parts sent to me like crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

And we were installing them. He bought the car new in 71. I was with him. It's only lived in San Diego and Austin, Texas. So it's got no rust and it's got the 302. It's got the automatic tranny. And in Oklahoma, California is where gear vendors as well. He always wanted a gear vendor. One of those transfer cases.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So you have overdrive in it?

[Caller]

Yep. So we. We put the overdrive in it for him. It's got. The interior is like new. Everything is original.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, here's what I know. I just wanted. I went to bring a trailer while we were on hold and the first one I found was 9900 and the next one I found was 12,000. These are sold cars on a 71 Mustang Grande. So unless this car's resto mod with a Hot rod motor like a coyote. And I mean, crazy special. I mean, that's. I could have bought those other two for that price. If you got to bring a trailer, you'll see exactly what I'm looking at.

[Caller]

Yeah, I was looking, too. I was noticing about 20 grand. 25 to 30 ish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where? What? I'm. I'm on the page right now. I'm looking. I mean. 1971 Mustang Grande 302. Sold 9750. May 13, 2025 Mustang Grande 71 red. Sold 131 a year. No, 20, 23. I mean, I'm just. What am I missing?

[Caller]

This one's just all original.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry, man. I can't make it work. All original? People don't get excited about these cars unless they're muscly muscles like steroids, like Hulk Hogan, like on the juice and the juices. A coyote engine and a Mustang. I mean. Yeah, that's when you. I'm sorry. I just can't. I could just go to bring a trailer and buy it from them for 15 grand less than what you want from me. I mean, we're friends, but damn. I'll be right back.

[Adam Carolla]

This is the John Clay Wolf show. Check out the GMTV Garage YouTube channel, complete with live video stream at jcwshow.com.

[Caller]

It'S the most difficult job on the planet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oprah's not even a mother. How the would you know? I couldn't believe it.

[Caller]

It's the most difficult job on the planet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. I thought roofing in the middle of.

[Caller]

July is a redhead. I thought that that was difficult. But these mothers are bending over at the waist putting DVDs into DVD players.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know how they do it.

[Caller]

I don't know how they do it. Dude, any job that you can do in your pajamas is not a difficult job. Oh, yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

We're back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com call in 800800 radio and check out the [e-mail] I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Missed this one on the lightning round. It's a good call car. It's actually from Oklahoma, which is scary, but that's okay. Clinton, you there?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

24 raptor. R. Right. The R version of the Raptor.

[Caller]

Yes, yes, the r version. The 5.2.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color.

[Caller]

It is? Hunter green.

[John Clay Wolf]

Green sunroof.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are there any other options I'm thinking about that are like step up options. I forgot them all. Most of ours come pretty hard.

[Caller]

Loaded. I mean, it's, it's, it's, it's it's just. It's all there. It's all custom. I know it's got the black suede.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather suede seats, 18, 000 miles, which is kind of high miles on that rig, by the way. But that. But you live in Oklahoma and that happens to you guys because you want to drive everywhere to get away from Oklahoma. I understand. Does 103, 103,000. Buy it?

[Caller]

Heck, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, then go to givemetheven.com. load it up. It's got to have a clean carfax. If it's got damage history, I've got to deduct 10%.

[Caller]

Oh, no, no, no. This thing's been garage kept it. It still smells new inside.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a payoff?

[Caller]

Yes. I got to pay it off.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can pay it off for you.

[Caller]

Oh, for real?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Who's the lean through?

[Caller]

Bank first in Marlowe, Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bank first and Mar. So we'll send Marlow, Oklahoma, a wire for the payoff amount. And if your payoff amounts more than that, then you need to send us a check for the difference. Or if the payoff's less than that, then I'll send you a check for the difference. And then bank first and Marlow will send us a title. And you're in Duncan. So the closest drop location will be Wichita Falls, Texas.

[Caller]

Woodstock, all Texas. Okay, perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just go to. Just go to givemetheven.com. load it up. They'll get. They'll get it going today. Hell, they may be able to pay you today. Well, they can't pay you today. They got to pay the bank. I'm sorry. I forgot.

[Caller]

Yeah, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Thank you. Bye. 8008-0072-3480-0800- radio Rick and San Diego and 87 Pathfinder with 116,000 miles.

[Caller]

Hey. Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm jumping from one extreme to another. Boy, is this car, like, really nice. Because these cars can be okay if they're, like, really nice. 87 Pathfinder.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can tell already it's not really nice or you would have said something.

[Caller]

My bad about the delay on my phone. Yeah, it's actually mint inside. It's actually 112,000 miles on it. There's like, we just got it. It's kind of a crappy paint job, but. Stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kind of crappy paint job. Do you know what that looks like when we actually get the pictures? It's the worst thing in the world. Like, all the paint is burned off of it. Like, it's the San Bernardino and Riverside package where all the paint's gone. So it needs a new paint job is the word. So it needs us. Yeah, it's. It's not okay if it's kind of crappy. Your version of kind of crappy and my version kind of crappy. Two different versions most of the time.

[Caller]

Okay, okay, hear me out. It's. It was done in Mexico on the cheap side. You know, the paint job, you know, so. But it just overspray. Is it like, you know, like on the door trim?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, like Earl Scheib, they used to paint him like a car wash where they just drive them through and cover the glass and just let it rip. Yeah, man. I mean, it's a 500 car. Probably a thousand.

[Caller]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's just the good ones. I saw you wanted five grand. I would pay five grand if it was a good one. But, I mean, to get that car repainted and make it. It's just not worth it. I just. I only have. I only have, like, 30 more years of life left, and I don't want to spend two of them jacking with an 87 Nissan Pathfinder. Nissan. I've got a list now. See, you got me all screwed up, all right? I'm thinking about it so much, I'm going into paralysis. I've got a fire chicken out there. I got a guy from Chicago living in my house for a month. I do not want a Nissan Pathfinder.

[Turley]

That you're repainting, by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Twice. Twice. Right, right, right. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. What'd you want to do, Mike? You had something you wanted to do?

[Turley]

Oh, I. Did you hear this is a little short story. Did you watch?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Turley]

You didn't. You don't know anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

I watched Happy gilmore the first 20 minutes so far. I had to stop because my wife told me I'm not allowed to watch the damn movie without everybody else.

[Turley]

British Open. Scotty Scheffler. Did you see that? He won it last.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's that? Where is that?

[Turley]

You don't know? He's a really good golfer.

[Caller]

Fantastic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Happy Gilmore is a really good golfer, but he's not in the first 20 minutes of the movie. He's really bad, but I bet he gets his mojo back. He'll get his back. He's an alcoholic.

[Caller]

By the way, shooter McGraw in that one.

[Turley]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've only got 20 minutes in. Damn it. How could she do that? I bet she's already watched it.

[Bobbo]

I bet she has in, too. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do our people get to tell us when and what we can watch.

[Caller]

Because we're suckers. Because we're chumps.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Caller]

And I don't even have one. And they do it to me how.

[Bobbo]

They do it to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, like, I was sitting there watching the movie when she told me we're all going to watch it together. And I'm just sitting here watching, like, feeling guilty. Like, I can. I'm here. I want to watch it. I'm laying in bed, I'm feeling guilty.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I stopped it at 20 minutes. I'm like, the guilt got me. God, got me.

[Bobbo]

So you could shut yourself down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I'm just whipped.

[Turley]

Pw, you didn't have to say anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I could.

[Turley]

You could lie.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not worth it. It's just. Happy Gilmore. Yeah. Because she would pick it out. Dude.

[Turley]

No, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Turley]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

She would watch my reactions and she would watch my attention. Attention to the show. If I'd already watched it, she'd be watching me out of one corner of her eye like. You've already seen this, have you? Don't lie to me.

[Bobbo]

After all we talked about, you watched it, right?

[Turley]

You couldn't lie watching.

[Bobbo]

Well, just turn it off. None of us need to watch it now. John's already seen that.

[John Clay Wolf]

There we go. God, you just. You go do something else. We're gonna watch this. We don't want you to ruin it for us since you've already seen it.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, you'll laugh when it's not even funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's not that bad. But. But it's. I did not watch it last night because of guilt. What are you doing?

[Turley]

We got a good break.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we'll be back in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars Radio, America's best car buyer, givemetheven.com what we've been doing is pulling one of the people that sells car every month and giving them a prize.

[Caller]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Caller]

I sold a 2020 RX.

[Turley]

350.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Open that check up and tell me what it says.

[Caller]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Give me that.

[Caller]

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[John Clay Wolf]

What are you laughing about? There's so much to say about that shot Face. That's extraordinary. Let's stick to the golf. Just a little bit of wind from behind. Just help to ease down the green. There's an echo as well.

[Adam Carolla]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show, America's largest weekend morning show, presented by Give 800, 800 Radio. And check out the [e-mail] or john claywolf.com now. John Clay Wolf, you know, we really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got it together and we got to play fart jokes on national radio. Yes.

[Turley]

This happened in the British Open.

[Bobbo]

Always funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Adam Carolla, fart jokes. That's what you're. That's what opened for you. You there?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's my middle name, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, what happened at the race last week? And I had to leave. Did you do okay? I mean, I know you started crappy.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, I did okay. I switched one run groups. They started me at the back on practice or qualifying on Saturday. I probably started well. The back was, I don't know, 37.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's pretty deep.

[Caller]

And then it's pretty deep. And then I think I made my way up to 24th in that practice or that qualifying session. And then Sunday afternoon's race finished 21st. And they. It actually got black flagged at the, at the very. It got black flagged at the end. Didn't make the whole race. No. I never really found out because the track's so big. I didn't see it, but it must, it was behind me or in front of me, depending on how you look at it. But we got pulled off the track. I think something gave way and some oil came down. I mean, so many old cars pushing so hard on such a big track. It just, you know, stuff happens.

[John Clay Wolf]

Haven't seen these things. I haven't stopped to read the report. But is this true about California buying, wanting to buy the lots in the Palisades to put in affordable housing?

[Caller]

You know, I've been talking, I actually interviewed Rick Caruso, the guy who should have been mayor yesterday, for my fire blogs, you know, be coming out soon. And I've been, I've been doing the vlogs and talking to a lot of insiders and people that are like on the ground and know the area and do real estate and stuff like that. I think it's more of a conspiracy theory than what, what we think is actually happening.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just couldn't imagine taking some of the most expensive real estate in the US and turning it into the projects.

[Caller]

Now. I don't, I don't think the good people of the Palisades Are certainly Malibu are gonna. Gonna go wrong with that. Yeah, I mean there's a lot across from where I am. It's on the beach. I just looked it up today. It's a 8,000 square foot lot. I mean, these are small lots of. On the ocean. Five just sold for five million bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn. Well, the.

[Caller]

The thousand square foot.

[John Clay Wolf]

The show in Chicago was a good turnout. Did y'. All. So I left and had to go to Philly and then y' all went to Milwaukee and did another show. How'd that go?

[Caller]

Yeah, Milwaukee was Sunday night. Yeah. I, I flew in or we flew in on Wednesday, did a fun show in Chicago and then drove till. Drove to Wisconsin that night and then went and raced all weekend. Although I did two shows at the track and then ended up in Milwaukee at the Pamps theater Sunday night, which was a great show. It's a big. It's a big, beautiful theater.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good turnout.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, it was a good turnout.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's.

[Caller]

I played it before and it's. It's. Milwaukee's a cool town. I don't know what people think of Milwaukee, but it is. It's nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

I agree wholeheartedly. I mean, I've only been there once and I was like, this is not a bad deal. Because you think it's like Cleveland, you know, just an industrial junk zone. That's not what it is at all.

[Caller]

No. A lot of these places have sort of Regentrified or something and they're built up and, you know, people outside eating and hanging out like it's Milwaukee's really nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

I put my social media guy grabs different pieces from the radio show and puts them on social media. And he happened to grab that bit of you last week where you're talking about the different kind of contractors and who steals the stuff. And it got like. It got like half a million views. So I guess they thought it was funny.

[Caller]

Well, that's my job.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, you accused the African Americans of maybe being the shoplifters, but most people on the comments voted for the white meth guy that was stealing the tools.

[Caller]

Oh, yeah, you're right. You're right. Yeah. And all. Also, there's sub categories within groups and what they steal. Right. Because I, I think, I think you're right. Here we go. I think the African American is more the right aid kind of thievery. And the meth guy is on the. On the job site stealing the Milwaukee Sawzall.

[Turley]

Specifically that.

[Caller]

I'm actually incorrected.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got to clean them.

[Caller]

I mean, it's not all. It's not all Sawzalls. They'll take half inch drill motors, chop saws, sliding compound chop saws as well. They'll do high point saws. I've seen them with cordless drills. I've seen with cordless impact guns. I mean they'll, they'll, they'll take.

Adam knows his stuff.

Drivers, right?

Thank goodness you've never worked in a. Any kind of a fabrication shop, huh, Adam? They'd have no equipment at all over there. He ripped that place off blind.

Yeah, I used to spend a lot of time on job sites.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo had a lot of messy friends and he knows them pretty well. And I think. What was that. What was that deal you used to say you'd be. Your buddy had a light bulb?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah, was, you know, back in the days of the epidemic, I mean they, you know, before it went really bad, we had something called Christmas crystal meth before the old yellow Nazi speed. And it was, you know, you, they. They'd have it on like, you know, your pipe. They make special glass pies for this thing. You take a big lighter and it's the, you know, the product is in the pipe, it's round, there's a hole in top and you get your big lighter not right on it. And you have to move it. You have to be moving. You got a camera on me. You have to be moving, moving. You gotta move it. And the one little tendril of smoke comes up and the four people sit around, go. And as it's coming up and you stir. Just when you first are first started, your best friend since kindergarten is sitting not a foot and a half away from me going, you're burning it.

You're burning it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're burning it.

[Bobbo]

You stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me get you.

[Caller]

Let me do it. You're burning it, you're burning it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Why do math when you have the John Clay Wolf.

You're welcome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Adam has no comment.

[Caller]

Adam's flabbergasted. He's thinking to himself, why don't I get into here? Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's really not a car show at all. It's just like camouflage is a car show. It's just bad guy talk. You've done a little bit of that in your past. We did a similar show in LA for years.

[Caller]

Adam does awesome talk.

Oh, me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Yeah. I mean a lot of radio been.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cutting up, making fun. Did you know he sat in after I bring this up? You know, he said in. He was already Lane before Artie Lane. He used to sit in on Stern for a couple years.

[Caller]

I think I heard that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he said he's kind of a son of a.

[Caller]

No, I didn't say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, Bobo did, Bobbo did, Bobbo did. Babo said like that's. I probably did. Well, when are you coming to Texas? Do you even know?

[Caller]

No, I don't know. Oh yeah, I do know. I'm doing shows in El Paso coming up mid, early September maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you speak Spanish?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm coming to El Paso, I think. You know, you know, that's all that, all the. You gotta speak a little Spanish. You work on a job site in, in Los Angeles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have any good Mexican jokes? Oh God.

[Caller]

Well, the Porta Potty was always known as the Mexican space shuttle.

[Bobbo]

That's funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, cool. Well, I knew that you would be able to clear up the rumor mill on this Palisades thing because you've been covering it, if you guys are interested in that. Alan, Alan, Adam's got a full doc series on the Palisades fires where he's prodding the government and trying to get them to do the right thing on his YouTube channel. Adam Corolla. YouTube channel.

[Caller]

Yeah, I mean, sorry. Yeah, I mean a lot of it's just me touring and talking to guys and going on job sites and you know, I just. If you want to know what's going on with the fires, Malibu, Palisades and you're interested in that subject. Yeah. Go to adamcom and check out that, the blogs, they're pretty informative.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have any stand up this week?

[Caller]

Now last show was Paps Theater and I'll be doing some shows in Portland coming up. I think in two weeks. You can go to AdamCroll.com it has all the dates there. And then we get ready for pebble beach man, and Laguna Seca.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I'm gonna drive up with that Gumball 3000 group that we met at the live that we did the other day from LA and go up to Monterey.

[Caller]

No, I don't, I don't, I don't get the, I don't get those things that much. I mean, sort of obeying the speed limit from here to there. I mean with little burst. It doesn't, it doesn't. I don't know, racing seems a lot more fun to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand. All right, man, we're, we're, we're coming up against the break. Good to talk to you. Good to see you. I'll see you soon.

[Caller]

I'll see you in mono race.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, later. Adam. Carolla. My name is John Clay wolf. His name's J.D. ryan. His name's Bobo. Yo, yo, Turley. Yeah, Pre K. Pre K. How's your rap career going this week? Real quick?

[Turley]

Well, I'm working on my new album, Electric Blue. Hopefully it'll be out in October. So y' all can go to smash squad world.com. stay in tune with your boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was a late night porn channel in the 80s, by the way. I don't know.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah.

[Turley]

I remember back in the day, you asked me to look up the theme song for Electric Blue for the show. And I loved the theme song so much that I. I named my album that Electric Blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm glad that I can be such an inspiration to our youth. Oh, for show. That's what I try to do, Ozzy. See you later, bud. It was a good ride. Funny bastard, actually. Funny, funny, funny guy. Hulk Hogan. See you later, Theo. See you later, Chuck. Manjone, he was I, Chuck Man Jones, a big deal.

[Caller]

Mangione still hitting out at the MegaloMart.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, see y'. All. I'm west coast. We're gonna do another hour. Everybody else, we'll see you later. Go to. Give me the vin.com if you'd like to sell your car, go to Gordon Boswellflowers.com if you want to send somebody that you'll love or like the best bouquet available. Not that junk, but the real stuff. It's a little more expensive, but it's the good stuff. Gordon Boswell, you can get all [e-mail] just click through. See ya. In love Together we found a way but soon the world had its evil.

[Caller]

Way My heart was blinded.

[Bobbo]

Love went.

[John Clay Wolf]

Astray.

[Caller]

J.

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