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Oh, I mean, not everybody, but most of everybody. Somebody's gonna get screwed. Is there a trip apart of it or something? Ain't gonna be me. Just a trailer. What am I missing there? Somebody's getting screwed in there. So, like, we're going to. We're going to. Who is it? Tennessee at ut. Okay. We're going to that game, right. We're going to set up a stage and we're going to do the show from there. Okay. We're going to start these games off tailgate style, like what we did in Louisiana. Awesome. And. But, like, the rig's going to have to leave the day before, and then there's just a lot of things to think about. There's just a lot of moving parts. Yeah. But, I mean, we can't all go. Are you saying, like, the stage is not big enough or we can't all go because somebody needs to be back here to push. Push the show? Yeah, somebody's gonna be here. Push. Somebody's gonna be here, answer the calls. And who's gonna do it? Who's. Who's volunteering to be odd man out? J.D. you gonna be odd man. I'll be odd man now. Well, Bob, we can figure it out. Yeah. We have Sean, the engineer that can run the board. That's true. Phone part, that might be a little bit harder. He's a little bitchy lately. Yeah, we do phones remotely. He did he. He worked miracles by just by mind powering to make sure the phones work. Today? Just today? Yes. Well, it. It's working. It's working. We don't know how it's working, but it's working. Here's what I need, people. I need you to call in and tell us what games we need to pick, because I. We just sent out some suggested games. Like four suggested games. Oh, you need suggestions? I'm not asking you. I'm asking the callers. Nobody cares what you think. Are you 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. I think there's a big game in Austin. I think it's Tennessee. Yeah, if I remember right. And Austin's not as far, so that's cool. And then, you know, with the suggested thing, we got to go to New Orleans. I mean, a Baton Rouge. Just gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta. Tigers. We're not Americans if we don't do that. Tigers. Tigers. That's our bunch, really. And then there was one that was Florida somebody. Or not. Anyway, there was a Florida game, but. What are you looking at? I'm trying to look up the games here because I'm trying to. What's the phone number? Because nobody's calling to tell us. 800, 800 radio. I don't think this is 800-72348. 800 radio or 800-800-7234, call. Has anybody tried since it crashed? Yeah, okay. We fixed it. Bob fixed it. I don't think it's fixed. We'll see. So in that case, Bob broke it. So who's going to drive the whole truck? Who's going to organize? So somebody's got to drive it. Oh, I thought we had. Wait a minute. Somebody's got to ramrod this whole mess. I thought we had a team of people with this stage. Yeah, Oklahoma. They're just giving us a stage. Pre K. Just let me take them. Here you go. Here's a stage. Here's all the stuff you do. Doug just dropped out. Are you sure the phones are working? Yes, we tested it. Yes. Doug, can you hear me? Nah. Doug, can you hear me? He ain't there. Oh, so crab. Can you hear me? Yes. Okay, he is there. Hold on. I'm not Doug, can you hear me? It's Doug. It's Doug. It's a Doug problem. Yeah, it's Oklahoma. They don't have good phone service. Why should I immediately respond to you when you pick up the phone and Say hello, You're gonna wait for me because I'm a hard ass Oklahoman. You know how much I want for my truck, right? 100 gazillion pounds. Chillicothe, Ohio. Are you there? Hello? Yes, you're on the air. Hey, good morning. How's it going? Good, good. Go ahead, roll dog. What you call? You called me. What you got? I don't. I didn't even hear the question, man. I just heard nobody was calling in, so I was like, all right, I'm calling. Okay, thanks. Now here comes all the questions. Memphis, Tennessee. Yeah, Memphis, Tennessee. Jesus Christ. I mean, is this like the resource deal? Like the. The temporary buildings behind the elementary school? Why would I listen closely enough to know when you've picked up the phone and said hello to me? Why would I respond? Austin, Texas, you're on the air. Austin, Texas, you're on the air. Hey, it's Tim here. You guys got to do Texas OU weekend. Bring the show in. We'll bring everybody from Austin, Texas, OU weekend. That is not a bad idea. That is a big game. That. That is o. A thousand people from Austin. Okay, thank you. I'm surprised he didn't say Texas at Ohio State. That's the first game of the year. What is 30th? That's a big game. That is a big game. That is a big game. But if you want rival games, then that. Yeah. Texas. Are we setting up at this Hattiesburg, Mississippi? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hey, is this. Yeah, this is Pre K. I'm a white black guy. I smoke a lot of dope and I say yes. What you got? I'm a retiring truck driver. I'm retiring tomorrow after 40. We got a truck driver. There you go. There's our man. Okay, see, this is how you put a deal together right here. You do it with friends and family and ex cons, all right? Go to jcwshow.com and click email John and send me your info. We need a truck driver. I mean, it's just like, what could go wrong? Yeah, that's a good idea. Are we going to a stadium? We need a bus. Darren's got a bus. Blanton's got a bus. We could take his bus on the road. He owes me a little bit. Oh, you want to owe me money? He just owes me favors. Huh? Oh, we were thinking we're flying in the plane. Well, we might, but we might not. Hey, can I suggest a game? We might. We might not. Yes, he might. There's gonna be. Here's another problem. Here's the real problem. Okay. My son's high school football. You can't miss that. I know. So that's a problem. Well, if you fly out right after the game. Yeah. And get there one in the morning, you can do that. Okay. Richard in Commerce, Texas. Hey, y' all got to do the Texas. Oh, you gave, man. All right. All right. Reed, what you got? I got a smu. Baylor's playing the second week. That's gonna be a really good game this year. No, an smu. Miami. Mike says. Mike doesn't like him. It's a very homie home homer game for us personally. Okay. I'd like to see it. I mean, you know, this would be more convenient for me, but what about a M at Notre Dame? Because I'm going to that game. There you go. There you go. Now we're in. There you go. It's at Notre Dame, John. I like the sound of the guy that called him previously. 13. A thousand people from Austin because one of those people's gonna have some dope. You know it. Right. Pittsburgh, Penn. What you got? 17s. 550 Poodor Coupe with the red leather interior. Yeah. 36,000 miles. Flawless. What color is it? It's white exterior. Redeem. Oh, did you buy it new? No. Second owner. Just off the top of my head is. So it's seven years old. Is it 40 grand? Yeah, that's. That's not bad kind of thinking to try to sell it us to somebody overseas to get a little bit more out of it. But, yeah, I'll think about that offer and I'll get back with your office on Monday. Okay, thanks. Let me. Let me rerun that conversation. Yeah. You didn't say anything. Please. Hey, I'm thinking 40 grand off the top of my ass. Is that right? Yeah. I think I'm gonna cash that check. I mean, it might be right on because a lot of times I'm very much right on because this is what I do. But I might have missed a little bit. But his reaction, he went from shipping it to Dubai to sell it to me pretty quick. So I'm gonna guess that I'm higher than everybody else has been saying. Right? Yeah. Yep. I'll be with you on Monday. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4, crab. I'm not coming to SoCal game. Come on, dude. I mean, it's not me. It's these sponsors. They're gonna want to do. It's gonna be like our version of game day. USC is a big, big time college and they play some good, good teams this year. Why are you stuttering at my house? Why are you stuttering this morning? Because it's early, man. Like 6, 15 in the morning. All right, SoCal's an idea. So Cal right that down? Yeah. If it. I don't know if USC and UCLA play each other, but that's usually a big game. Something like that. Or USC versus Notre Dame. That's a big game. Okay, the next segment is the call in segment for the car. So 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Year, make, model, miles. Just like the guy on the, on the benzo at 40 grand. I'm gonna look that one up when we're on break. But yes, I want to buy cars. On behalf of givemetheven.com America's Best Car buyer. We have more fun coming at you. My name is John Clay Wolf. JD Ryan, Bobo, Pre K Turley. We'll be right back. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevit.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. We're going to bid some cars. All right, Dave. In Raleigh, North Carolina Fort 2014, 11 year old F150SXT, 5 liter, 117,000 mile, 2 wheel drive. You owe 28. You're buried. Just smoke. Done. I would file a personal bankruptcy on that one. Or let it repo. I did too much, huh? Yeah. I mean, yeah. What are you thinking? Where'd you buy that? Off some Tricky dicks note lot 28%. Interesting. It was Carvana. Damn. They put the screws to your ass, dog. I mean, have you ever ridden horses or like, ridden Bronx? No. Like every bounce, right? When, when they're scoring a bronc rider, every bounce, they've got to run their spurs up the side of that horse to get better scores. And when they were done with you, they scored an 87. They ran the spurs up down your rib cage. It cracked them. Yeah, you smoked. We're in a tight spot and had bad credit, so that's the way it went for us. Well, what are you gonna do? Like, what are you doing on it? That's all I can do. Well, if you, if it goes back, the credit won't get better, right? But no, it will not. How bad is the credit right now? Because if it's real bad, I just let that go. Just double down. Just double down. I'm not sure it's that bad. My wife really takes care of all the finances. This is the first time I've checked about any kind of pricing on it or anything. You're a solid 10 grand. You're more than that, but let's just make it easy on your 10 grand in the ditch. So you got to write 10 grand to get out of the truck, but pull your credit score. If it's under a 550, I just let it go back. Yeah. Yep. There's some good advice from your preacher, John Claywell. Unlike what any other show. You know, there's that advice guy, Dave Ramsey. John, you're completely opposite. Just let it go. Yeah, just light it on fire and send it to him. Hire that truck driver dude that's fixed to retire, Give him some meth and have him just drive it right into the side of Carvana's building. That'll go great. Yeah. David, an 06 Roadmaster wagon, collector's edition with a 90,000 miles. Looks like a family truckster just bought it. What'd you pay? I can't. I'm definitely not underwater, and I run a salvage yard, and it came across the yard, and I paid 250 for it. Is it nice or is it rough? It's got to be rough. Oh, dude, it's. It's clean as a. What will you sell to me for? I don't know. That's what I'm. I'm curious. I have no idea. That's like, you know, I'm bi. Cure eat. Like going to a gay bar. What's it feel like to have one in your booty? I'm curious. I can't say that on the radio. No. Will a thousand dollars buy it? No. Will, two? No. I'll. I'll drive the wheels off of it. I'm just curious. I wonder what you take for it. I don't know. I was thinking in the 4 to 5,000 range, and I don't know. I could be completely off base, but. Okay, well, you might not be completely off base, but we all just need to calm down and open a cocktail and talk about this. Where is it located? I'm in north Mississippi, just south of Memphis. Is it all ghettoed out or is it stock? No, completely stock. The one white person in Mississippi that had a Buick, he found him old lady drove it back and forth to the liquor store on Saturdays. All right. To the liquor store. Okay, so for this four grand, buy it. I don't like might you send you the salvage yards business? I mean, you price your parts, don't you? I do. Okay, so. And the thing is, I Just got this thing and I've been driving it for a week and I'm kind of falling in love with it. Okay, what buys the damn car? This is not a show and tell channel. This is not the antique cable road show. Got you. What buys it today? Yeah, five grand. Okay, five grand. I'm going to have Albert look it up. I'm going to call. Have him call you. We might buy it. Thank you. Okay. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy ghetto sleds from Memphis, Tennessee from old alcoholic ladies off of junkyard dealers that want to make. How much did you want to make off me? Like $4,500. Yeah. What's the return on investment on that one? God. And I'm stupid enough, I just might do it. We'll be right back. The John Clay Wolf Show. What have you got there? Divine inspiration. Want more of the John Clay Wolf show? Check out the largest radio show and fastest growing podcast@jcwshow.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show. My girlfriend now is pretty cool. One of the good ones, I think she got really mad like a month ago because she had emailed me a naked picture of herself, which is a nice thing to do. But then I messed up and I accidentally forwarded that email to both of my parents. Now my girlfriend is furious, like, mortified, but I don't even care. Now I've got to call up my mother and say, mom, I am so sorry. That picture was just for dad. Oh, yeah. We're back to the John Clayton show presented by givemethevit.com, call in 800-800-radio and check out the podcast@jcwshow.com Happy August, everybody. August 2nd. It is bright and early in the morning, Saturday morning. How the hell are you? My name is John Claywolf. Show's brought to you by America's best car park. Give me the vin.com. remember, give me the VIN also buys RVs, travel trailers, buses. Speaking of buses and RVs, we are really serious about maybe going on the road for four or five dates this football season. You know, we were doing the math on this when we submitted the proposal to the fuel, the racing fuel company. It's a ton of money, like a huge amount of money. And it sounds like we're, you know, professionals would turn it off, but that's fine. And it's going to cost a ton of money to take this trailer. No, no, no, it's not going to. They're going to cover it. But like, with the amount of money that they're paying. You'd think that we're going to make a lot of money. Sure. Not going to make a lot of money. Why? Because it costs so much money to do it. To move a trailer, to. To take, to rent a stage trailer, to wrap it. Ah, to get a truck, to hire a truck driver. To fly all all these places, to get hotel rooms in all these places. To have to feed you son of a. Yeah, it's expensive. Yeah, you son of are expensive. Well, but yeah, because when I saw the total. My God bless. But yeah, I mean, really, how big is this stage? We haven't even bought it yet. Okay. I mean, he's got to get pretty big and there's a lot more going on. Dude, I'm. I'm a mess right now. Next Saturday, I think I'm going to do the show from Sturgis. Oh, nice. What? Okay. That'll be fun, right? That's great. If y' all want to look up airline tickets back and they're not too bad because I'm going from Sturgis to LA and then I'm gonna do work in LA all that week and do the Gumball 3000 up to Monterey and then probably gonna do the show from Monterey. Okay. Are you gonna hit San Diego? No, because Crab said you could stay in his house. Different direction. He said we could all stay at his house. Oh, let's do that. Well, and he. But he wanted us to do that. He wanted us to do the show at the USC game. Right. And then stayed his house. He said you could save my house. Didn't you say somebody mentioned on the chat room. Brandon C. Is one of the. One of the snark on our chat and our chat group's great, by the way. If you go to YouTube.com and just search John Clay Wolf show, there they are, all of our lovelies. They're hanging around, having a good time. Brandon C. Comes on a few minutes ago and I think he's talking about Crab. Here's the line, okay? It says you can stay at my house and put the lotion on your skin. Very tempting offer, but you lost me at usc. Crab Justin in Spring Hill, Tennessee. You sold a car to somebody, but they never came picked it up. Yes, sir. By the way, I'm going on a country road in one second. I might be not heard for just a second. Spring Hill, Florida, not Tennessee, sir, how much money was the car deal that you did? 2500. I'll give you 500 for it. Well, I mean, you already. I mean the guy already paid you. You're just going to give it away to your neighbor now? I mean, there's. There's heat on this deal, right? There's a claim. That's the question I. No, no, the question I have is, is there allotted time period where you do a sale, the guy pays you. I still have the title, but he never came to get it. So is there a, you know, a loss? Need to send him a certified letter and say, hey, I'm selling this to John for 500 if you don't hurry up, get back over here. That's awesome. Hey, I listen to you guys every Saturday when I'm out here working. So I do appreciate the radio show. Well, we need a. We need a PayPal or a co fund me or something. So these guys that feel guilty that they get all this great free entertainment, they. They want to tithe. Tithe. And you're supposed to see. I'm glad you brought this up. Here we go. 10 donations. 10% of your income would be the proper amount of tithing. All right. Thank you. It's in the b. Send the Bible. Reverend Holly, we're in Florida. Are you? I'm in Okeechobee, Florida. All right. Hey, I see this lifted up truck. You've got go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let me take a look at it. Okay. Okay. I don't have a picture of it with me right now, but I can send it. Yeah, get one quick but a 12 inch lift. I'm gonna need to look at pictures. It's too hard to do over the radio. Reverend Charles, that woman there, she in the Okeechobee. You. You know about the Okeecho? Yeah. Could you tell? Now, I ain't see no pictures in there. This strictly telephone analog, right? You know, analog is right. Okeechobee. Was it Ellen? She had a bit of a husky little voice. You know the women's. Yeah. In Okeechobee. They tough, are they? They little on the tough side. But you know, they cook good. I bet so. And lovely curvy all over the place. You don't have to worry about these women getting. They too big to run, you know, I'm not saying that because they're ugly because. Pray with me. Good Lord, thank you for the large women. Thank you, Lord. Because, you know, it's much like Delilah was bad. Yes. For that little bitty pretty man in the Old Testament. But you know, she had a talent that's not like the big woman we have in USA Today. But but large women trust me now, Lord. God's talents that are so wonderous to behold. Amen. Do all kinds of things I can't really talk about from the public because I'm a man of the Lord. I'm just telling you, take my word for it. Ask her and she will, and I will do the wedding for you. I do it in Okeechobee if you want. I love Okeechobee. Do you like her? You know, RuPaul House of Chicken is still one of our sponsors. Are we still praying? So you take a fat one over a skinny one? I have. I have. I will do it again. My. My dear, precious lady Dinah. You know, I was married with. For long, long time. Almost 11 years. Wow. That's a long marriage. What happened to her? She died. Oh, man. She died. Poor thing. She liked pickle Oprah. She liked that pickled Oprah so much, she ate 12 jars at the Florida State Fair back in 2019 because she thought it was a cue. It was a covet. Okay, well, Covid hadn't come around yet, but she never did get the COVID But the vinegar killed. The vinegar killed it. She did. Yeah, she had. She had life insurance. I picked up about 40,000 off of that. Did she put the loving on you? Hard and deep. Hard, deep, deep and hard. I've heard that the best ones are the worst housekeepers. Deep, hard and wide. She was wide. She was wide. You know, it sounded like an Al Green song. She was wide when she died, but I loved her. Praise God. Actually, is that a song? Because you need to write that down. Yeah, Reverend, I will call Al. He. You know, Al Green. Reverend, too. She was wide when she died But I still loved her. The Reverend Al is a reverend as well. Oh, down in De Quincey, Louisiana. Didn't know. You got a congregation of four women. And they all large as well. But I still loved her. I'm writing this down. It's what they call a micro church. You don't even have no church, no steeple. They just come over the house and have church. But they have a good time. Who knows they have a good time. Thank you, Reverend. Charles, let's get it on. She was wide when she died. Lord, Lord, Praise God. Praise God. Still love her. J.D. you got any Florida? Well, we only got a minute left, so the reference took up a lot of time there. Good Lord. You want to wait? No, just rip something off. You got a minute? Well, we could do the Sunshine State News. I guess we could jump into it. Who knew golf was A contact sport. This guy in Florida knows it. He assaulted another player on a golf course. Basically, the guy was playing too slow, so he came up and punched him in the face. Punched him hard enough that he actually broke one of the bones beneath the guy's eyes. Here's the golfers talking about don't play golf so hard. Cut 12. Thought we're gonna tease it, but okay. If you're out here trying to be aggressive, you pick the absolute wrong game to choose. You should go do, like, jiu jitsu or kung fu or something. There's no need to be fighting out here. You could easily call the shop. Somebody will come out and speak to the person or whatever the case, but it should never turn to violence. Don't ever turn to violence. We'll be back in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars and Radio for America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com JD's got a little more Florida news, and I'm going to talk about my anniversary. Be right back. We're running with the shadows of the night so, baby, take my hand It'll be all right Surrender all your dreams to me tonight they'll come true in the end America's largest weekend morning show. Call John toll free, 800, 800 radio. Check out the podcast@jcwshow.com or John Claywolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf Show. Morning, everybody. How the hell are you? Pat Benatar is only like 3ft tall, isn't she? She's a small gal. Yeah. Yeah. Earn Jump Jet Bows, Little Spinners and Nick Gerardo. Yeah. When you've been going on. It was our. It's my anniversary yesterday, and. Awesome. When you've been doing that a while, you kind of run out of shtick. Like, what are we gonna do this year? Yeah. What did you do this year? I did something really special. Oh, really special. Okay. I bought myself a new truck, and my wife drove out here to the ranch and we drove it into town and we went to the Bosque cantina and then the rattlesnake and then home. Yeah. You run out of things to do, man. You bought yourself a new truck? I think you're supposed to buy her something. Yeah, I'm gonna go with that. We had a good time. It was fine. We've been. We've been doing a lot lately. You know, when you already blow all your stuff right, then you can't follow up. Y' all do travel a lot. Yeah. I mean, that gal's got a good, good Situation. We both do. Do you say, hey, by the way, this is our. This is a counter. This is a counter. When you're doing really good deeds up near the date, it's like, hey, write this down. This is. This goes in the bonus column. How many years is it? We've been together for 20. Been married for 17. Okay. I was. Because I was thinking. 08. Yeah. I think it was 8-1-08. You didn't invite me to the wedding. Really. And I think it's affected somewhat my relationship with your wife ever since. I don't think she knows how close you and I are because of it. And I blame you. Okay. But I'm getting over it slowly. Yeah, well, you were. Yeah. I don't. I. Man. Dude. That was 20 years ago. I've got no excuse. You know, I'm just screwing. Did I invite you? No, I don't. You know, I'm just screwing with you. It was a pretty tight group. I think I'd known you about four weeks at the time. Okay. You know. Yeah. And you. I would have had to get you a ride and get you a hotel room. Right. Right. I think that's the arrangement we had back then. It wasn't far from it. I had you in a truck for a while. I worked a 12 hour shift. Nice. At a plant nearby. And John Sidekick. Was it two weeks off. It was quite a while. And we did the show together midday. I was like, you could get. Could you give me a room so that when we're off this deal I can just go immediately to sleep a block down the street before I go to work? And he did. He arranged for. Who's the favorite team this year? Turley. As far as who are the top. Is it the same candidates as last year in college. Oh, wow. You're going right to college. Oh, in college. Okay. Oh, yeah. I don't know of any difference from last year. Trying to think of Penn State was really good, but Penn State lost that. Penn State. Archie Manning. Everybody's really on that bandwagon. Yours is better. Know what you mean. Sorry. Whoa. Oh, hold on. Really? Yep. Quinn wasn't getting the. The what he deserved. He took them down to the wire twice. Yeah. And it's Archie Manning. Archie Manning. Archie Manning. Let's pay him more. His daddy's famous or his uncle's famous or whatever. Quinn, yours is better than Archie Manning and I'm a UT Homer. I like you. I think he's. I think when yours is showing us what he can do, you know, Archie Bannings you know, he's on the wall, man. He's fine, dude. And I hope I'm wrong. I'm not saying Archie Manning's bad. I'm seeing all this talk about he's better than Quinn. I just disagree. Alabama gonna bounce back in? No. LSU gonna bounce back in? Maybe. I don't know the lineup. I don't know enough to answer that intelligently. Lsu? They might, I mean, it's, They've got a pretty good quarterback. I forgot his damn name, but he had a pretty good quarterback. End of the year run that a pretty good quarterback in Jaden Daniels. Speaking of, did Trump get the name change back to the Indians? No, it's not the Indians. The Indians. We're bouncing to sports here. Good morning, D.C. how are you? Oh, yeah, no, that was just the Redskins. He's trying to force their hand and saying that the only way they'll get a new stadium is if they change the name. They used to be called the Redskins. And he could have, he could have suggested all kinds of things for the Washington Football Club to call themselves. The one thing he'll never suggest they call themselves is the Epstein's. He just, he just. I don't think he can say it. What a leap. That was a good joke, wasn't it? I just, I just made that up myself. You could tell? We could certainly tell. I like the film better than the Commanders. I, I. Anyway, I. Do you think that they're going to go back to the Redskin? No, they've said they won't do it. Do you think Micah Parsons is really going to quit the Cowboys? He's going to. This is going to be interesting. Really interesting. He's holding Jerry to the, his feet to the fire on this. Yeah, because usually it's busting his balls on social media. That's pretty uppity hardcore. I haven't spoken to my agent again about this Bull. This is a planned attack. Obviously he is under contract, so he's trying to hold out for more to get a new contract going. So there's. So the problem here is the time he feels like he doesn't want to wait to the end of his contract. He wants to get adjusted now. But if you do that now, then that opens the precedence for everybody else to get readjusted early. Well, and there's people that have done that. They've done it before, too. Okay. So it's not, it's not a new thing. What they did was they blew their load when they paid Deck Prescott too much money and they ruined it for everybody. Yeah, no, that's. It still lasts. Yeah. I said they just ruined the Cowboys. Yeah. Jerry's MO is to wait to the last minute and then they'll give him the contract. They have to pay up. But they're also. Their theory is, well, we gotta. You gotta finish your contract off first. So we don't want to lose, you know, that amount that we're saving on the cheap at that point. And so that's his theory when Mike is like, well, no, I want money now. In, in reality, you can get it cheaper because the market could go up. But that's not how Jerry works. So, Hey, I was telling you about. There's another date on the schedule that I was unaware of. September 5th in Talladega. Talladega. Yeah. So the Motorsports hall of Fame or something like that inside Talladega Raceway. And this was planned a year ago. So Corolla's got the Newman collection. It's up in Reno, if you remember that, the Paul Newman race car collection. And they're building a new facility to put it in there, in this. In this museum at Talladega. And we're going out there to do a fundraiser for the museum. And I haven't talked to Richard about this, but I think Richard, Adam and myself are going to get into like three famous stock cars and we're going to do the show from there and we're going to race on the track. Three man race. Yep. Right. I mean, this is all over the place. You heard me, right? So you guys are going to race in Talladega? Yes, on the track, in stock cars. How many laps? We haven't set the rules yet. Whose cars are you using? They're the museum's cars and their fame, their famous old cars from the past. Like, I don't have it handy. I wonder if you wreck them. Yeah, I don't know. They'd raise a little more money for the museum then they got to be worth some money, I would think. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I, I just say yes and just keep working. These are the, these are the four cars. So we're gonna get one more person. I want the Superbird, Richard Petty. Oh, yeah, that's cool. Screen here. Oh, okay. There you go. Yeah, I mean, you got to do a minimum three laps to make it fair for a three man race. Oh, I want to do like a hundred. I mean, I mean, I've driven. We've all driven. Talent. Dang it. What was the video game that. That had the different tracks? You can you could drive on. Was it. Yeah. Buddy Baker's car. Richard Petty and then Donnie Allison two. Donny Ellis. Yeah. The 70. And then Bobby's 86. Talladega winner, the Buick Lesaber. That's pretty damn cool, that super Superbird. Yep. So I don't know, but we. That, that's going to be another one and that's only a month away. So you know when you're driving down the road just talking to people. Yeah, we'll do this. Yeah, we'll do that. But now I'm looking up and I've really booked myself, so I'm a little nervous because I'm more comfortable here. Sure. I like. Yeah, we just hang out. I don't know. Do you think I'll wreck? I do. No, don't. Quit saying that. No, you won't. Well, you've been doing some practicing or something. Like you're. Aren't you doing some time trials or something? I've done nothing. Get your license. I've been talking about it. I've been talking about it. I've been talking a lot about it. I do that. I haven't even played any video games about it. Oh. So I need to get. It depends on how hard you guys go. Yeah. If you don't go hard, you're not gonna. Richard and Corolla are gonna go. Yeah. So if they're gonna go, I'm gonna go because my ass ain't getting left. So then there's a guarantee somebody's wrecked. I will be right back. We will be right back. We will be right back after this. The John Clay Wolf show is heard every week on great stations like 99.7, the Fox Charlot Classic Rock and McAllen, Texas KFRQ Q 94.5, all rock, all the time. Catch the nation's fastest growing podcast and live video stream@jcwshow.com and we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show right after this. I said excuse. In the annals of music history, there's no story more hopefully joyous or heart wrenchingly redemptive than that of the short lived career of Pokey Stein. His story began with the discovery of his father, the great Rolo, Sonny Boy Stein in the early 1960s. A whistling African macaw and contemporary of no less than jazz legend Miles Davis. I worked with a lot of birds. Charlie Parker, Coltrane, Big Bird. But that Sonny Boy Stein was like nobody done heard before. He was a drunk, always owe you money, but he could whistle like a mother. But by 1968. Rollo's most noted work would be Fishin Hole, best known as the theme song to television's the Andy Griffith Show. But his gambling addiction, growing poor health due to alcoholism, and highly publicized divorce from advertising executive Peggy Olson would bring the end of Rolo Stein's musical career, only to have his legacy realized in the work of his youngest son, Pokey Stein, who also had problems with gambling and substance abuse. Pokie also possessed a deeply refined and haunting whistle, much like his father's from decades ago. Pokestein's only entry into professional music would be his appearance on a breakaway hit by the Los Angeles group Guns N Roses, an uncredited impromptu performance that paid a sum of $17 and 4 grams of pure cocaine. Pokestein now cleans cages and provides substance counseling to inmates in the Dallas Zoo. And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show, starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown, and featuring DJ Pre K G Drummond, Keith Richards with the world's biggest son of a bitch, and Satan, the Prince of darkness. And now your host, John, playing Wolf. Always owed your money. He was a drunk. There's this whole black guy named Catfish that worked at my granddad's construction company. He came back. I was sitting there. He gave him the $20 back that he loaned him two weeks ago, and then he asked him for 50. Okay, yeah, that's a. That's a precarious deal to get into. Here's that 20, boss. I owed you three weeks ago. I appreciate it. Now something's come up, and I was wondering if you can spot me a 50. He didn't even wait. He just went, right. And I was. I was about seven. I'm looking at this one. That's odd. Yeah, that's a quick turnaround. It's not like I don't pay you back. Right, exactly. His credit, you know, is better than the 550. At that point. I do pay you back. I borrowed $5 from a guy on the job one time in the morning on Friday payday and said, I will pay you back. Came back from lunch after having been to the bank. He's like, listen, I don't mean to be the kind of fellow to loan a man money and ask for it right away, but you got my $5 or what? I was like, of course. And, yeah, there you go. I was serious about it. Serious about that $5. He was $9 worth of serious about that $5. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800800 radio. What are you holding up? And now, from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D. ryan. So we could play. Actually, with this one, we could play black, white, Latino or other. Perfect. Let's rock. Because this guy is an employee of the Tallahassee, Florida, Chuck E. Cheese. He was arrested for. While in costume as the mouse. As the rat, if you will. So he still has the hat on. So we don't know is he black, white, Latino or other. He was arrested for credit card theft. Okay. And it all happened in front of 50 kids. They're all watching the rat get arrested, and they literally handcuffed him while the hat was on. And then they pulled the hat off. There's video here's. But you will hear the reveal in this audio. So we need to guess first. You should guess first. Black, white, latter. How do you hear the reveal? They say, oh, my God, it's a white guy because he says his name. Oh, you think the name's a giveaway? Yeah, the name is a giveaway. So that you just threw it into. I was gonna go white, but now it's not gonna be white because white's just so vanilla in the name. It could be God Smith. Bob Smith, somebody. Yeah, but I mean. Yeah, you said you kind of gave it away there. You're not good at this. You're not good at this. Pre K is better. I gotta go black because you just blew it. You asked me. Go ahead. It could be. Never mind. Go ahead. You've already ruined it. Yeah, everybody's gonna go with it. Unless it's somebody needs to go Mexican quick. I don't know. I mean. Okay, so 18. So he's basically. He stole somebody's credit card and just started pulling money out of it. Right. He's got to be a kid, doesn't he? If he's in the Chuck E. Cheese suit. He's in the Chuck E. Cheese suit working probably an ex con job. They can't hire ex cons. He's. He's a con now. Pedophile. No, they can. They can't do that. He's on contract. They didn't pull back down. Arrested for credit card theft. Yeah, unfortunately. I mean, you gave it away with the name. Well, he didn't say the name, but just the fact that the name would give it away. Let's go. My God, y' all are wearing me out. It was a visit the kids will likely never forget. Chuck E. Cheesecake. It's been the talk of the Gegenheimer family for the last few days. Like asking 100 questions of like, does this mean Chucky's gone forever? Like, what now? Four year old Lizzie says she was nearly ready to help Mr. Cheese, but if they wanted to get arrested, Agent, she's gonna go help us. Then she saw the police and the man in the costume was Jermell Jones. He was arrested for credit card fraud. Police say Jones still had the stolen credit card on him, along with a small amount of marijuana. He's accused of committing the same crime six months ago. Kd, you're turning into a racial old man. The Grand Dragon arrived. How is that any different than what we normally do? It just was. Yeah, it was a lot different. A lot different. Prek. Do you ever say the name gives it away? Prek. White, black, Latino or other? Yes, he does. He just does it with more class. I wasn't even involved in the audio clip. I might have to apologize on Monday. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Maybe I'm not exposed to like the kind of culture you guys are every day, but what's so black about a grown man named Janelle? Okay, I'm out. I don't get it. I think y' all are being unfair to J.D. thank you. Bob, you gotta leave him alone. Trying to help me leave him alone. What if JD stands for Jane El Deserius, right? It could. Well, why don't we ask the Rat himself? Oh, we got the Rat. Yeah, the Rat's here. Let's. Let's get him on the Chuck E. Cheese Rat. Yeah, the Chuck E. Cheese Rat that got arrested. Oh, the one that got arrested. One of these days I'm gonna. I'm gonna blow my head off when you'll do this. I hate this so much. Mr. Rat. There he is. You know, y' all ain't gotta have so much fun with a man. Have a little trouble on the dial. Everybody love Chuck E. Cheese. Sure. Yeah. You know, my daddy used to come down here and say, janelle, you know what you should do? You should go apply for a job at the Chuck E. Cheese. Yes, I said Daddy. Daddy. You mean the famous Rat? Chuck E. Cheese? Yeah, with the man in the purple gorilla and a little bird girl playing guitar. He. You would be fine with that, son. But don't steal nobody credit card while you're in there. Cause that make trouble for you. You supposed to be pillars of the community, right? You know, Chucky has been a hero. The generations of children between the age of 3 and 11 I hate to see you mess that up for them. Plus, you gonna get 6.59 an hour. Yeah. Help your mama buy some things around the house here because I can't live at home no more. And now look what happened. I was going to pay the credit card back after work, right? At 7:00pm they come get me at 5:45. Damn. It's hard out here for a rat. It is. It is. I'm sorry, y'. All. Sorry you got arrested. Yeah. You'll be out soon. No, no, it's okay. It's all right. It's all right. I'm a jug of tea. I'm supposed to be the Chuck E. Damn. Killed the room. Wow. I've had a lot of comments on the chat GPT conversation I had on the radio last week. People enjoyed that. That's odd. Fighting where they're still. Yeah, but you know, I. Listening to all this BS that y' all are talking got me to thinking there's like a eighth wonder of the world that I don't have my brain around. And I don't want y' all to tell me because I'm gonna ask Chat GTP Jack, do the chat GPT what it is, but have you heard about these reels where people are talking about African Americans and not changing the batteries in their smoke alarms? No. You've not heard this? Nope. You've. Nobody. Nobody knows pre K. Do you know what I'm talking about? Oh, yeah. I know exactly what you're talking about. Don't tell me why because I'm. Because I'm wondering why. Why don't tell me why. I'm going to ask Chat GPT why. But I mean, how the hell is that a thing? This is like all the reels. People are doing interviews about smoke alarms or. Why don't black people change their. Change the batteries in their smoke alarm? So let me just ask her. Okay. Hey, are you there? She's not wake. She makes you wake. Lady, are you there? I'm here. Let me know if there's anything else on your mind or if you just want to chat about something new. I've got a question. Why are people talking about African Americans not changing the batteries in their smoke alarms on social media? What is the deal there? It's one of those Internet jokes that kind of took off. People notice that in some videos, especially ones that went viral, there would be this chirping sound in the background, which is the sound of a smoke alarm with a low battery. And it just became a running joke. That people started associating with certain videos. It started definitely more of a meme than anything based in reality. So videos with African Americans, you're hearing chirping in the background and that's where all this started. Yeah, that's pretty much how it started. People just noticed that? Yeah, that's basically how the stereotype kind of started. It was just a pattern that people noticed in some videos, and it turned into a bit of a meme. It's definitely more of a joke than anything serious or factual. Do you think it's real? I think it's more of an Internet joke than anything real. It's one of those things that just caught on and became a meme. But it doesn't reflect reality. So it's always good to take these things with a grain of humor. Well, I have a Mexican friend that I was staying in his condominium in California and it was chirping a lot. And like we changed one, I changed one on a high ladder and then the other one started. So I think Mexican people have the same issue. Oh, definitely. It's something that can happen to anyone, regardless of background. Those smoke alarms can be pretty relentless when their batteries start running low. So it's definitely not specific to any group of people. Hey, hey. Why don't you make your answers funnier? You're not very funny. I thought you were funny. Oh, I can definitely turn up the humor. I'll have to make sure to sprinkle in some extra jokes next time. If those smoke alarms could talk, I bet they'd have some pretty sassy things to say, too. Oh, God, she's too. She's beat down. No, no, she sounds like a little more light. Yeah. And she talks about how she thinks now. What the hell? I'm telling you, it's getting weird. I dropped some legal documents in that the other day, like big 30 pagers. And said, show me the differences between these two drafts. And just, I like made graphs and columns and it's weird. Lightning rounds next. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234, 800, 800 radio. My name is John clay wolf by cars and radio. For America's best car buyer, give me the ven.com now back to the John Clay wolf show, presented by givemethevit.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800, Radio. This is the John Clay wolf show. Dean in Louisiana, you've got a 24,000mile 24 Mazda. You've drove it a lot within a year and a half. Yeah, no, it's low mileage. Actually, no, it's not. People think it's low miles because it's 20, 000 miles, but when they're that new, that's not low mileage. I had to learn that the hard way. Okay, well, we'll agree to disagree, but yeah, that's cool. I think it's 38, 000. Yeah, I'll give 30. No, next car. Aiden 09 Liberty with 62,000 miles. You got a pre. You got an offer for eight grand. You need to. You need to take it. Who offered you eight grand? Family, friends. I'd sell it to him and, like, hide after they pay you. All right, you guys want to give me any better offer? No. How about. How about 12k and some concert tickets and we got a deal. How about you don't even have a jeep? You're just calling in to jerk me off. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Does H Vac confirm the stir? What? 03 vet 50-50-05. Is that a burgundy car with tan interior? Yeah. Is it a convert with the yellow wheels on it? It's got the gold wheels. No, I know that. You know, those pace cars, they should bring more than they bring the. I was thinking about this last night. I was wondering, because you buy them for 20, you know, mid-20s and low 20s, depending on the miles, and I think I should buy like a bunch of them and hold. Do you think those things are going to snap back? Okay, no. No. You and I are miscommunicating. Here's my question. Do you think that those 1998 pace cars with yellow wheels are going to snap back? Because right now they're cheap. Podbean, your message amplified. Ready to share your message with the world? Start your podcast journey with Podbean. Podbean, the AI powered all in one podcast platform. Thousands of businesses and enterprises trust Podbean to launch their podcasts. Use Podbean to record your podcast. Use PodBean AI to optimize your podcast. Use PodBean AI to turn your blog into a podcast. Use Podbean to distribute your podcast everywhere. Launch your podcast on Podbean today. Maybe. I don't really know. Okay. They were 50 grand for the longest time and now they're half that. I'm Talking about the 1998 Chevrolet Pace car with yellow wheels that my gay uncle Leland would have liked. See, yours is a. Yours a two door. Is it a coupe or a Convertible coupe. How many miles? 25,000. Got you. Anniversary. Anniversary. Anniversary. Corvette guy talking about anniversaries. My anniversary is this weekend, too. What are you gonna get me? Nothing. All right. I think it's upper teens. Okay. Yeah. Kind of what we were thinking. Well, then go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll buy it. Givemetheven.com we will buy it. My name is John Clay Wolf. Be right back. This is the John Clay Wolf show. Check out The Gimme the Vin Garage YouTube channel, complete with live video stream. Be sure to check him out on his website@jcwshow.com where are they getting new fish from? You notice this on menus? It's like, oh, they got the mahi mahi. Where's that been? Dude, go read Moby Dick. See how many mahi mahis they got in that sucker. Zilchi. Zilchi, bro. I'm somewhere the other day and the guy's like, oh, we got line caught. Barramundi, dude. I don't give a. How you convince that thing to swim over here and bear a Monday. I never heard of that. Give me a real fish. People have heard of catfish, trout, tuna fish. I'm just sick of some of this fake fish. Oh, we got butter fish. We got white fish. What are you talking about? We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show. Thanks for making us number one for all things Gimme the Vin. Check out jcwshow.com. she came down. It took her three days on a train. Barry in central Florida. Hey, what's up, John? Not much. How are you? Oh, I'm doing pretty good. I was just dying laughing about that smoke detector bit. And you know what? It's not a myth, bro. What? How do you know? I'm an H vac guy and I go to people's houses 24, 7, and half the time it's hilarious. When I hear that it's not a matter of just what group or ethnic group everybody. I just look at them, we roll our eyes and we just start laughing out loud. So African Americans have trouble with their smoke detectors. They're not the only ones. Indians, Asians, they all do it. He's not a hater. He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist. I think we all do it. I have it every time. Do you know how many times, pain in the ass, I've taken that chirping thing off the ceiling? And I'm not tall, right? So this takes some work. Take the battery out, put it back in it stops charging, the lights on. I put it back on the ceiling and go again for another few weeks. It's not that I can't afford batteries. It's not too. That I'm too dumb to change a thing. I'm high and I'm not going to Walgreens for batteries right now. Or it's 4 in the morning and nobody wants to buy 16 batteries at 7 11. And you can get her to 7 11. Do you really need them, though? That many of them? Like one, Right. You don't need it. Yeah. That's only ten. No, no. Nine volts go out every three years. That's about right. And they go off at three in the morning. Always. Every single time. If beep, three in the morning. I had one that was hardwired at my apartment in Fort Worth that I just moved out of last year. Yes. Hardwired. Hardwired system. And still chirped because it's got a battery back. I called the guy. I called Fernando. I say, Fernando, he's this maintenance guy. I got very close to the guy. I lived there six years, said my smoke alarm's chirping. He goes, yeah, I know it is. You've got to change the battery. Change. The battery is wired in. I took it off the wall. There's a hard wire going into the wall. I took the battery out. There's still a light on. He says, you have to change the battery. I don't know how. It's like, well, do you have any batteries? I'll be right over. You know. You know what's funny I noticed is like, when your kids get into hardcore sports, when they go to a different level. Yes. And they get with a different group of people. There's some rougher moms. Rougher moms in the group. And the group text messages or group emails. Everybody wants to communicate all the time. You know, there's 50 emails. And I went through reading the email addresses one day, okay. And one of them was D gobbler69hotmail.com. Oh, boy. Damn. Like, that must have been her old high school handle. She just. So, moms, you need to change those out. When you get your kids, you need to change your email address from your slut email address from back in the day, the Gobbler. I think it goes all the way around too. Not just moms. Yeah. I mean, there's. You've seen some pretty interesting ones when they've sent in a resume and it's on their resume. Oh, yeah. I mean, you're like, come on, dude, you know, I don't think you want to talk about, you know, something 69 and all that kind of thing. It's not very professional. Change your emails. Yes. Have some. Some generic email. You know, somebody told me that once I was born in 69, and so I like. I. You. I used to use that a lot. Yeah. And gals like, you know, I don't know if that's right. What kind of boy you are? I was born in 69. Oh, you're. You're nasty and old. Like, damn it, girl. Did anybody else die this week? Last week, we lost everybody. No, I think Hulk died. Theo Huxtable died. Ozzy Osbourne died. Chuck Manjone died. Yeah. I think Deion Sanders was a. Was a near miss for us early this week. He didn't. They removed his bladder. I know his bladder. How's he, Pino? He doesn't. No, he pees. Doesn't they remove the bladder, like, for real? Did they just put a plastic one there? I don't know. He had cancer, and they grabbed it and it's gone. He's healed. Ask Chad. GTP How's Deion Sanders pee? If Deion Sanders had his bladder removed, how does he pee? If someone has their bladder removed, they usually undergo a procedure called a urostomy, and this creates a new way for urine to exit the body, typically through a small opening in the abdomen. The urine is collected in a pouch that the person wears. So it's a bit different from the normal way of peeing, but it works. Could you just, like, make it come out of your belly button so that you don't have to make a new hole? That's a creative idea, but usually doctors create a separate small opening specifically for the urostomy. The belly button is already a scar from where the umbilical cord was, so it's not typically used for that purpose. But the actual urostomy site is usually placed somewhat on the abdomen that's easy to manage and care for. Would it be easier to do if you had an Audi or an innie? I love the creativity. The type of belly button you have, whether it's an innie or an Audi, doesn't really make a difference. For a urostomy, the medical team just chooses the best spot on your abdomen that works well for attaching the pouch and is comfortable for you. So no worries either way. She's flirting with you now. She's flirting, dude. She love that. My wife doesn't like her. She calls her my girl, and she's like, why don't you ask your girl? She doesn't like her. Oh, stop. I, I, I tend, Yeah, I could sense it there. It's in her. She's like laughing, giggling at you. Oh, that's so funny. You're so funny. John, you. I'm kind of shocked by that. That it's a change from last week. Yeah. Last week not having you. Yeah. No, she was totally lackadaisical. She was really sick of you picking on what you said to her during the week. Yeah. Sweet nothing. That's what I'm thinking. Something you said. So, so DNPs through his stomach then. Stop. Did that really happen? Yeah, no. He really had surgery? Yes, he did. So he. Oh, wow. He was really, really ill. Really ill. My dad had a reroute. He had. Oh, what's it called when your intestine screwed up in. Anyway, they had to reroute it his butt. Oh, that. Yeah, yeah. And he had a bag on, a colostomy bag. And then they, they re, they re plumb your plumbing so that, but it's got to give it like three months to heal before they can go in and re. Undo the bag and run the, run it through the new pipes. Yeah. And I'll never forget we were sitting at Uncle Julio's or some Mexican joint and John Sullivan's was sitting there with me. My dad was there and he said, he leaned over, he said, do you think your dad's taking a dump right now? Somebody farted. Damn. I was like, I don't know, man. It's so funny. We'll be back in a minute. Oh, yeah, we're back. Back to the John Claymore show, presented by givemetheven.com. thanks for making us number one. Morning, everybody. How the hell are you? Thanks for riding along with us, new listeners. Where have you been? We've been doing this for nearly 20 years. This June, next June it will be 20 years we've been doing this show. I did have fun in California, though, with all our listeners there. It was too bad you guys weren't there to see it. Like, we have real listeners in la. Of course we do. Like we do here. Yeah, right, right. We're just always stuck here. So we're. What happened? I say you think they're AI, you say they're real. Like, I mean, yeah, of course they're real. I know, but I mean, we have hardcore fans out there. You know, it's funny you're playing this song. I was driving this 67442 the other day. This is the wall of sound right from Brian Wilson. They were going through all this production back then to make it perfect. And I'm driving this awesome old muscle car with a factory stereo in it. And this song was on and it sounded terrible. The car drove terrible. It's all over the road. And the music, the speakers were terrible. Just think about how much the. The music's quality has changed. And these guys that were doing all this hardcore recording back then, I mean, how the hell did you listen to it where it's clean? It wasn't in the car yet. A hi fi at the house, I guess. Sure. What was the best one you had, J.D. i had a big Sony thing with four speakers before quad, by the way, it was for just four stereo speakers. And I had the EQ also. Pick up the EQ from Radio Shack. Was it a stack? Yes, absolutely it was a stack. I remember when I got a technique stack. Techniques are awesome. Oh yeah. I was really happy. Techniques was awesome. Oh yeah. Techniques, Stereo equipment techniques. Pioneer. Yeah. You know the, the rich guys had Macintosh and some. What was it? Tex. Tex. Were those were for rich people too? Yeah, yeah. Yamaha sound back in the day, it was pretty pricey. I was a pioneer guy myself. What was that? Chinese or Japanese one that. Oh, ovonion or. I Forgot there was McIntosh and another one was the top of the top. Like real money. Nope, not Marantz. Okie dokie or something I forgot. Okadonk. Somebody's gonna call in 800. 800 radio or look on the chat room. I bet you they're using them right now. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, but that was. I just can't tell you how bad the radio was in this car. It was just shocking me. It drove terrible cars. Now they should raise the speed limits because the speed limits were set. Either they should be higher now or they should have been lower then because those cars drove terrible. Terrible. I have a lot of them and I drive them going 75 miles an hour down the street and you're scared to death. Dump white knuckled. I mean these cars do not handle. They do not hold lines. It is a. It's like riding a four wheeler, old steel body. Yeah, they're. They're throwing a little weight around. They should have a suspension. They don't have any turning that. It's just, it's just floaters. Well, the speed limits weren't raised until the cars got more modern. Right. I mean I would think there were 75 and I think it was 75. That went down to 55 to save gas really pushed it back to 75. Yeah, yeah. 70s it was the 78. Yep. It was the 70s when the. When they went down. But that was for gas, to save gas because of the crunch. Should have fixed the stereos, man. Well, they did eventually. Yeah. Back in the day they say mono, you know, Phil Spector really invented that Wallace sound thing. But Brian Wilson was the greatest disciple of it and he recorded a lot of Beach Boy stuff in mono years. Beatles, all their stuff up to the White Album was done in mono. Because on cheap stereos with one speaker it sounded great. Two speakers it sounded really great. But there was no stereo separation. So when we make things in radio and things when we check them, we listen on smaller speakers and if they sound good there, they sound good anywhere. I do it with J.D. a couple of times a week. Yep. He brings something over to me because I have little speakers at my desk. Yeah, the chat room is talking about the speakers. I have Nakamachi. Nakamichi. That's Nakamichi. That's what I was trying to come up with. Nakamichi. That's exactly correct. Thank you. Clips were some badass speakers too. Alpine was cool for Alpine, was fine for coppers. Alpine had good marketing. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I think. That Lamborghini picture with the goat with the. With the green filling in the cab or the interior. Yeah. JBLs had good stu. We had studio monitors that were JBLs. Polk Audio is badass. Boston Acoustics is badass. I've got a Polk for my surround sound at home. It's great. My ex wife gave me a stereo for Christmas or something and had some Polk Audio speakers and she still has it. Really? Yeah. I'd like that back. Yeah. I mean it's been 20 years but you know, she sends me stupid things every once in a while 20 years later like, oh, this picture was yours or this pen. Yeah, I want the speakers in that amp. She still has them in the garage or something? I think she has them in the house. Think she uses them. Oh, I mean when you're getting divorced or gifts, not like considered non community property. How does that work? Yeah, because if you. You bought them, right? No, she did buy. Okay then. Yeah. She was getting allowance from her old man. Even if you bought them though the. I mean just its community. The trouble of going through the hassle of dealing with, you know, your ex over material stuff. It's got to be really good stuff to even bother. Well, she's kind of the point, isn't it? Yeah, the point's a point, you know, but my stereo screaming my speakers. I didn't. What? Go steal it. If anybody's listening. If you're ever at her house, steal my speakers. No, no, no, no. Gosh. What have you got in the news, J.D. ryan. Let's see here. Speaking of music and audio, there's an Instagram guy who does impressions of Arnold Schwarzenegger singing different songs. Like, different ones. Like he did one this week for Ozzy, of course, in a big tribute to Ozzy. Here's what Ozzy would might sound like if. Excuse me. What Arnold might sound like if he sang for Black Sabbath. Cut. Six generals gathered by the mess Just like witches at black Mass. Yes. Evil minds that plot destruction, Sorcerers that. It's construction. He does a whole bunch of different ones. He's actually an LA county firefighter, Richard Zunigan, and he shows off his talents. Here he is basically doing the Backstreet Boys. Cat number seven. Tell me why I nothing but a heart I me why I nothing but a m. How about a little hip hop? Cut. Number eight, Boon Thug. Boon Thug. And Arnold, Tell me what you're kind of doing it in the way. When judgment comes for you. When judgment comes for you this is. This is a little bit of a Selena. Dreaming of you. Cut number 10. I can't stop dreaming I can't stop dreaming of you Mi amor como te extra Late at night when all the world is sleeping I stay up and think of you still can't believe that you came up to me and said I love you. I love you too. Hey, quick shout out. The car show that we did last October, we're going to do it again, the rattle and roll car show in Walnut Springs this October 11th. And you hardcore's out there, go ahead and go to Rattlesnake website and rent your silos now because there's only four of those big silos right there and our hardcore fans like to get them for the weekend. And I would. Well, hang on. Dump that, can you? Damn it. How far do you want me to go? 30 seconds or back it up about 20 minutes. October 11th. Hang on just a second. We've got it on the stream. The screen says October 11th. It is October. Hey, I'm announcing the car show date so you don't have a discounted price on the silos because last time she got. She got mad at me on silos. October 11th. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure people are going to go and jump on it now. Oh, well, take care of your people. There you go. For those that heard it. Right. Yeah. Maybe we have the Arnold guy out there for the maybe. I don't know. He's a very cool guy. I spoke to him on the phone yesterday. You did? Zuni. Yeah. Richard Zuninga. Yeah. He's actually gonna call in on the show later on. He's gonna call in. There you go. Just let it go. Just keep on rocking. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Zuni. We'll call him Zuni 800. Everybody does. What else do you have? A school bus driver, this one in Toronto, fired 45 seconds after parents noticed he had a sign on the bus called Lolita Line. Not. This is not good. They also have photo. I think we can put this up on our YouTube stream. Here's a picture of him in a schoolgirl uniform with white stockings and platform shoes. What? Yeah. And the bus was called Lolita Bus. And the parents were not happy. Cut 14. Oh, my gosh. That's crazy. So you picked up the kids dressed like that? Yeah. Yep. Okay. Why do you call your bus the Lolita Line? Why is it called the Lolita Line? Mike, when people are mentally sick, you can't talk. Let him drive. Just let him drive. He's crazy. Don't let him drive with the kids. Well, he's fired. He's fired. He's gone. Yeah. Our change. We're going to lose some of the east coast guys. So east coast guys, jump over to jcwshow.com and you can stream us live on the audio there or the YouTube channel stream, which is audio and video there. My name is John Clay Wolf. We'll be right back. The John Clay Wolf show is heard every week on great stations like 99.7, the Fox, Charlotte's classic rock, and McAllen, Texas, KFRQ Q 94.5, all rock all the time. Catch the nation's fastest growing podcast and live video stream@jcwshow.com and we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show right after this. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. The deal with Sydney Sweeney in American Eagle Jeans. Why are they all on her case? Just because she's got a great rack there. This is a great. This is a great story this week. Keith Cunningham, the PD out of klos. Good morning. Keith Cunningham, he wrote a really neat piece about marketing and how American Eagle jeans especially, which I've never heard of before this week, are making a big deal. Sydney Sweeney is the actress who was in. What was it called? On hbo, everybody knows the Rack. Beautiful. The beautiful blonde actress bombshell, Right? Right. So she does that great looking. She's got a great rack. That's stupid famous for her. She's gorgeous. She's gorgeous. Plenty of gorgeous chicks that aren't as famous as her because the Rack's not as good. She's in a commercial, a few different commercials, laying around with that sexy voice, wearing these jeans. And she gives a little speech that's very similar to the one that Brook Shields used when she scripted her commercials for Calvin Klein jeans in 1980. Don't hate me because of my Calvins. It's a throwback to that. But genes are passed down from family member to family member and dictate all kinds of things, such as how does your dick tone? And even eye color. My genes are blue. She says, do we have audio of that or. Yeah, we do. Yeah. Cut number three. I'd rather hear her. Genes are passed down from parents to offspring. Genes are fundamental in determining the character characteristics of an individual, often determining traits like hair color, personality, and even eye color and passing on these characteristics to succeeding generations. My genes are blue. Sydney Sweeney has great genes, which brings us to Calvin's and the survival of the fittest. Calvin Klein jeans. So. So you take that, and it's been said in a lot of circles, and I think it's true. On this call, on this count. Lefties just can't handle pretty. Okay. Because here's a couple of beautiful gals. And you remember Brooke Shields. This was controversial back then. I think she was 17. She did this commercials, Right? Yes. Right around the time Blue Lagoon came out. Right. You know, it's a play on words. My jeans are blue. Well, there is a difference between jeans with a G and jeans with a J. Yes. Okay, I think maybe that's a little bit of an overreaction. Okay. On the. From the left, I'm saying this. I think it's the gene company that started this. American Eagle jeans. I think they put. I think they. Yeah. Here goes Michael Greasy. Oh, yeah. It's all a conspiracy. They planted this story and to upset the lefties. And lefties went crazy. That's right. It's jeans. It's. It's white supremacy. It's a perfect. Wait a minute. So you finally hit the damn punchline. Babo's been mudding around in it for 15 minutes. Mudden. You're mudding. The question was, what is the problem? And the answer is, they think white supremacy. Correct. It's an overreaction. There's no white supremacy to it. Completely. Sex sells. Always has Sex better than sex. Controversy. Controversy. I never heard of this company, by the way. Yeah, The American Gene. I never heard of the Chicks. Sydney Sweeney. You hadn't heard her? Never heard of her. Never heard of her. Never heard of American Eagle jeans. She's got a great rack. Guess what their stock price did this week, folks? Doubled, of course. And her image clicks. Doubled too. The marketing department is just high brilliant. All that being said. So what it's all about is that she's saying jeans. My jeans are better. White privilege is what they're bitching about. Correct. And they're trying to pull it down. They're putting that into the ad. But I do. I didn't think about American Eagle baiting it out of the. So all that being said, Doja Cat came out with her impersonation of what a privileged white jean wearing girls might sound like. In this cut, number four, genes are passed down from parents to offspring, often determining traits like hair color, personality, and even eye color. My genes are blue. So Doja Cat. That's not Doja Cat. That's what it says. You don't know who Doja Cat is? That came off the service and it says Doja Cat sounds like Mini Pearl from he Haul. It's Doer Cat doing a character. Yeah, she doesn't talk like that. I would like to see the video. I don't think she could even make it. I've seen the video and it is her. It is her. Okay. Actually doing. How dare you, dude. I dig up news. You say, that's not real. That's not news. Bobo. I know the news. It's her. She's just. It's a character. She. Is my voice really that high? She's making. I mean, why do you always make fun of me that I have a high voice? It's. I've been doing it for years. It's just funny. I mean, you know. Are you saying that I have no balls? That I've been cut? I have small testes? I talk like a girl? Do I look like a girl? You don't talk. Am I a girl? You talk like Beaver Cleaver in my mind. How does Beaver Cleaver talk? Gee, Wally. Well, it sounds like John Clay Wolf. Invitations. I can't believe your friend Lumpy made a pass at you. I never thought he was a queer. Wally. Beaver Cleaver. You've probably never seen an episode of Beaver Cleaver in your life. American Eagle came out with this memo. It was funny. It says we had no idea she was so sexy and would look so good in jeans. We had no idea her boobs were so big. We are so sorry. Oh, my God. Did you see? She doesn't look that good in jeans. No, no, the jeans. I mean, she doesn't have enough ass to be throwing all this around, really. Well, she does, but they're. She's wearing giant ones. Yeah, that's the look. Now is the bigger, baggier jeans. It's kind of. Yeah, yeah. They're going away from the. I come back to Rockies. Rockies. I knew it. You were gonna bring that up. Rockies and Wranglers. Lee jeans, if you must. Lee jeans. That's like the ebt of hot jeans. Well, I mean, you probably had a totally different 9th grade than I did, right? They took. They took food stamps and swapped them out for jeans. Those gals look good in those legs jeans, I have to say. Yeah. The Elite jeans were for the. More the. That. That side. I mean, I had a pair. I mean, it was kind of what I was doing at that time. This is what it was, you know? Well, I'm tough skins. Yeah. Hey, man, I'm. I'm talking about, like, 1982. You're talking about 2001. All right, so Lee jeans. When I was in the ninth grade, that was the thing. Wranglers and. And Rockies were the thing. You were just in the wrong thing. But you're talking about 94. You just eat right on the air. I mean, that's. What the hell. Oh, I'm sorry. I got really good. Does this show make you hungry? A little bit. What about Jabot's? You remember those? They didn't have any ass in Jabos. Francisco Jabo. That was a high. Yes. Jeans on the right butt had the right hit. Yes. Like. Like, like. No, no, no. Yes. There it is. Yeah, Right? Guess which one looks good naked. That one. That was their marketing, too. Anna Nicole. Yeah. Levi's. Not so much. They can work, but they don't. But they do on the right ones. Like Farrah Fawcett in the 70s and cut off. Sure. But Wranglers, for some reason, would grab the hips in a very appropriate way. In the way the pockets were put on the butt cheeks. Had a lot to do with it. Yeah. This Yankee didn't know about Rockies until moving here. And you're like, oh, I get Rockies now. Yeah. Oh, I had no idea. Do you remember the movie so Fine. Absolutely. Where. No. No ass at all. They came out with jeans that had clear plastic cutouts where the Pockets would be so you can see the ass. So fine. It was a movie way back in the 80s. Ryan O', Neill, Jack Warden and the Giant from the James Bond movies. I know you're talking about. Yeah. So fine. 1981. Great movie. Did you ever acid wash any jeans yourself before they started getting made? I wouldn't know how, man. Yeah, it didn't turn out very well. I did it too. It didn't turn out very well. Also put holes in my jeans too. That was. I took a ball cap. My wife just said, I'm just a crackhead. She's like, this is the dumbest thing I've seen you do in a long time. What'd you do? I have a hat that's green and it's just too bright green. Like dad hat, bright green. I like the hat. So I took it. You know the floater in the pool that has the chlorine in it? I took the top off of it, I took the chlorine, put it in the hat, I stuffed the hat in the chlorine tub and I put the cap on and put it back in the pool. And my wife's like, what in the hell are you doing? I was like, I want to fade the hat. I said, what do you think is going to happen? She said, mold. I said, how could it get mold? Chlorine doesn't allow mold. She said, because you're gonna leave it in there for a year, you're gonna forget that you put it in there. And then when the. When the pool guy comes and he sees that, he's gonna think some kid did it, not some 52 year old man, because that makes no sense. But did it work? I don't know yet. I'm excited to find out how long you've been in there. It's been in about three days. We. Shouldn't it work? Technically, yes, it should. Definitely. After three days, I take it out as soon as possible. But when I acid wash the jeans or bleach the jeans. Not acid, watch. You know, you take the deal and you put the bleach in there and you put them in there. But if you don't know what you're doing, then it gets stripy. This was seventh grade. Yeah, it doesn't. Very stripey. Can I add a quick note about Rocky Mountain jeans on women too? Of course. Because any woman could put on a pair of Rocky Mountain jeans. And I've seen them lie down face. They'll scare you, dude. Use pliers to pull the zip zipper up. Any gal. Get the jeans look great on any galaxy, but when you get them off, you're. You're seeing what's really in there. And that's what Sullins used to tell me because he used to go to those boot scooters on Sunday nights and pull them out of there. He said, dude, those Rockies are deceiving. They should be illegal. It's not real. Don't fall for it. Yeah, illegal. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We're going to come back with the car segment. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Give me a year. Make, model, miles. Miles, average, rough or clean. And I will bid your car on behalf of. Give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com just like this. But, Kelly, you got a 19 Silverado Z71 with 62,000 miles. You want 35,000 for it? It's literally 10,000 too high. 10,000 too high. Yep. All right, thanks. So I'd love it if you guys kind of have a feel for where you're at because the dreamy Covid prices of crazy cars is over, and there's a glut of inventory. If you want to be technical on a lot of these domestic car manufacturers, if you don't believe me, go to a Dodge dealer website and look at what you can buy a new Dodge truck for. People are quoting us like, oh, I want 68,000 for Mike. You can buy a new one for 62. Sure. Yours is five years old. Talk to him every week. It's. It's insanity. Yeah, but we buy a thousand cars a week. 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This is the John Clay Wolf show. Ethan in Nashville, you've got a 05 grand Cherokee with 300,000 miles on it, is that right? Yes, sir. And you want only $4,000 for it? Yes, sir. Okay. I need to explain to people. I thought of this the other day. If you have a can of Chef Boyardee ravioli. Have you ever had that? Yes, sir. Okay. So you cut the top off of it and you pour it into the bowl and you heat it up and you eat it. Right. And when you're finished and you have the can sitting on the counter, what's it look like? Looks like a can of Chef Bjord. You know, ravioli that'd be great to eat, but it's too bad that somebody already ate all the insides out of it. So it's worth the metal. The metal is worth something. Your jeep is that can, that empty can of chef or what's it called? Chef of ravioli. Yeah. When you have 300,000 miles on a jeep product, it is completely consumed. Like if you're driving it now, you need to have a record driver on speed dial because she's going to lay down and it's over. And that's where these values change. I've done upgraded by now, but I will. I was just looking for. Yeah, looking for bottom dollar makes a thousand bucks. A thousand bucks? Yep. I'll consider that. Thank you, Ken. A91 Mustang LS Fox body convertible. Big block forward and C6 transmission. Yep. Huh? Yes sir. What's a big block Ford? Which big block? It is a 30 over 460 crate engine. It's not your just run of the mill truck engine trick flow intake. A 460 gas truck engine in a fox body Mustang. Oh, it's. It's better than a truck engine, but yeah, it's a. This is a drag car shoehorned in there. No, it's just a really nice daily. I mean if you can afford to feed it right. I took a, we bought a, a chip boot, a chip boost, a chip foose built Chevelle the other day and I took it for a sunset cruise last night. It's got a, I don't know, a two year old vet engine in it and it sucked a quarter tank in about 10 minutes. Because I was on it. That's what's going on. Yeah, you. You'll pass. Everything but a gas station. That's right. Send me some pics of the. Of the Mustang if you're serious about selling it. But it's not turning me on that much. That Mustang engine that they did in that car is that. I think you made it worth less with the conversion than more. Some people say that I did. My name is John Clay Wolf. I'll be right back. You're. You may not look like it listening. We are actually kind of hip to the John Clay Wolf show. Why does it have to be so loud? And check out the podcast@jcwshow.com or john claywolf.com now back to the John Clay Wolf showed by the mess. Just like witches at black mass Evil minds at plot destruction sorcerers death its construction in the fields the pied is burning as the war machine keeps turning death and hatred to mankind Poisoning the brainwash my lines. Oh, yeah. What the hell is all that about? You know, I'm telling you, like the Terminator, that's what's happening. AI is going to take over. They're going to put the. The brains and the robots and they're going to kill us all. And I'm not being a whistleblower. I'm telling you the truth. Actually, I have Arnold Schwarzenegger on the phone live from California. Really? Yeah. Because I wanted to talk to him about this. Arnie, are you there? Do what? What are you doing? Talking about AI how do you not know that I am already the AI from the future. And I went back in time to infiltrate Instagram to bring you the greatest hits of all time. But in your movie, the Terminator, you showed what's fixing to happen. And I'm completely convinced that that is what is going to happen. That is right. That was. Those movies were not even movies. Those were a warning sign. And they were like a documentary about the future to come. What? How can we fend off this takeover? Say that again. I'm sorry. English is my second language. How can we fend off this takeover? This robotic takeover that's going to ruin us all. Well, it's going to happen regardless. So all you have to do is sit back, relax, and let the AI handle Is coming. Oh, no. Run away. Oh, what are we going to do? How are you going to benefit from all of this? Well, I've already. I've already secured all of the royalties, of course. I've conquered Hollywood, so now I'm going to conquer the cyberspace. I've already infiltrated it all. I'm coming for you. It is the rise of the machines. Why did you have sex with that ugly maid? Oh no, John. Well, you know that sometimes I stay up at night and it makes me say we must have full responsibility of our actions and we need to move. And what the hell is wrong with you? What the hell is wrong with you? I mean you were Arnold Schwarzenegger, governor of California movie store and you betted and bred a pretty rough headed old gal. Well, you see, that is the perux of being a government official. What can I say? Your son does look just like you. By the way, the. He is a strapping young man. Yes, it is taking us straight, straight to the gym with him. Yes. What is your relationship with his mother who was your former maid at this time? She's absolutely fantastic. And it remains absolutely amicable. Amicable. Now what about your ex wife, the Kennedy? Maria. Maria is absolutely fantastic. She is the greatest. She is the best. And, and it is just we work together and she still helps me practice my lines. It's great. What is next for Arnold Schwarzenegger? Well, we are going to be doing karaoke and we are going to be singing karaoke all night long. Just like you heard with the Ozzy Osbourne tribute that you played in my intro, which I really appreciate, of course. And how do people find you on Instagram? Because I think you've got quite a following at this point. Correct. We are at 610,000 followers on Instagram and you can follow me with my human avatar Richard Zuniga at Geek Fire Inc. On Instagram. That's Geek Fire Inc. So Richard, can you come out of Arnie impersonation for a moment? Yes, sir. I'm right here. How you doing? Good. So how old are you and what do you do for a living? I'm 43 years old and I'm a fireman here in Los Angeles. And has this Arnie thing going on for a while or is it something you just stumbled into? No, I've been doing this since Kindergarten Cop was released in the theaters when I was 8 years old in 1990. That's a long time. Do you have any other good impersonations under your belt? I. I have a good Cleveland Brown from Family Guy. I really like to go on and I like to say that I'm from Spooner street and I like to hang out with my friends Peter, Quagmire and Joe. It's pretty good Cleveland Ram. Well, the, the Arnie is obviously over the top. Perfect. Nice work. And what. What's your Instagram handle again? My Instagram is Geek Fire Inc. Geek as in I'm a pop culture geek, Comic con, nerd Fire as an on fireman and ink as in I'm an artist in K Inc. Okay, got it. Well, thanks. What do you live in Los Angeles or San Diego? I live in Temecula, so I'm right in the middle of both Temecula and ain't even MF in Fresno. I know exactly where it is. All right, that's it, Richard. Thank you, sir. That's good stuff. Thanks for calling in. Thank you for the opportunity. Appreciate you guys have a good day. Bye. That's my favorite Selena. That's amazing. He's been doing that that long and it's finally caught in it. See, John just. It's only going to take another 20 years. I'm done. I'm done. I was talking to Rollins the other day about gas Monkey this and that, and he had completely quit. Hung it up, went to work for his wife in. In a home health. Huh. Really? Yep. I had no idea. And then the callback came from like two years ago when they sent a reel in because he worked on getting this tv. Sure. He finally gave up and then it came and he said, you know, I'm gonna quit. I'm gonna go try it. So you just never know. It's a long way the top if you want to rock and roll. AJ in Houston. O2 BMW M5, right? Correct. You know these things have motor problems, right? On the M5s. Incorrect. This S62 engine is super solid. Which one's got the motor problems in? Because one of them definitely does look at like the 540. No, no, no, no, no. It's an M5. I mean, I've had. Everyone I ever sell gets arbitrated for problems. Oh, probably the one after. So I have a E39 in five. The generation after that went with the V10 engine. Has horrific problems. I think it's the V10. You're exactly right. 133 on the clock. It's a mid teens car. I think you said. You said here you wanted mid teens for. Is that right? Yeah. Looking for 16s. I've just put the brand new Michelin Pilot Pilot Sport PS4s on. Load it up into givemetheven.com, take pictures, turn it on, get us a video of the dash with it idling at 700. And no, check engine lights and stuff on. Send it into us. And I'm driving in right now if you want to hear it. No, I don't need to hear it. It's all good. But just take a video of it and go to givemetheven.com, line it up, and I'm gonna try to buy it. All right. Bad. Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What are you playing? Saw, Black Keys, New song, turn Blue. Let me hear this. Do they start jamming? Yeah, of course. My friend asked me if I wanted to go to the Coldplay concert in Miami. I'm like, no, it's a good show, John. Don't knock it. You don't even want to, like, check it out. I'm very curious about Coldplay. Take. Take Erica. RHR Coldplay concert yeah. I'm joking. By the way, they have gotten more marketing off of this than the man on the moon. Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. It's almost as good as American Eagle jeans and Sydney Sweeney's baggy butt. All right. We'll be right back. My name is John Claywolf by Cars Radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin dot com. The show is also brought to you by Gordon Boswell florist around the corner across the country. Gordon Boswell florist is your go to. If you'd like to link to that, just go to jcwshow.com you can also get our YouTube, our live feed. There's we've got a video going up at noon central, by the way. We haven't put one out in three weeks. And other merchants etc@jcwshow.com Be right back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com now. John Clay Wolf, that Schwarzenegger was awesome. Yeah. He's also a great guy. I got to talk to him for a while yesterday. Awesome. He's as good of an impersonator as I've ever seen. David and Granbury. This is an interesting car that I want to talk about. 1997 Lexus LS400 with yes, sir rounded up. Call it 200, 200, 000 miles. His has 187 on it. Okay. This was the cat's ass in the day. It's a Toyota product. It was as good as cars could be. If you had one, you were rich. But the difference between this and S class is it would keep running in the air conditioner would keep working. I looked up during the break. I haven't had one that sold in a long time. What the what they're selling for 189,000 miles. Sold in white. What color is yours? It's gray. Okay. For $4100 is what one sold for at the auction in May. 1900 dollars with 159,000 miles in Baltimore in July and $3400 in Chicago with 148, 000 miles in April. Okay, thank you. So I just. I didn't know what it was worth, honestly. Yeah, but it's just sad to see a car that good. That's. You know, if I had that car and it had good paint on it, it still looked real. I would just keep it. It's worth more to anyone what the. What the value is of it, because they're just better cars than that. My pain. I mean, that car is still as good as any car on the road, is what I'm trying to say. It runs good. It really does. You know, I'll buy it from you if you want to sell it, but I don't like what the market is on it. I mean, I'm not going to give too much just because I like it, but it is disappointing that that should still be a $7,500 car, in my opinion. But it's not. But it's not. Now I'm giving him bad advice, like, okay, cool. Now he's gonna celebrate. I'll take 7,500 for it. But you know what I'm saying something about, like. Like Toyotas. The further. The older I get, the more I understand how much difference there is between that and American cars. Remember that car? That was like, the first really nice car ever sat. And it was like I was driving at some podunk auction in 99 odd end jobs and sat in. It was the nicest car there. I was like, holy crap. Right? This is. I'm. I felt rich sitting in it. Right. Awesome. Let's see what MMR is on this thing. 190,000 miles. 3 grand. Yeah, that's it. 800, 800. 7 2, 3, 4. Lester in Midland. What you got? Hey, Hey. I heard that. Oh, Canada. The stripper and goat boy were getting married. Hannah, are you here? Hannah? And Go Boy getting married. He's just a. He's a goofball. He's one of our goofball listeners out in Midland. No. Good morning, Lester. Thanks for calling in Hannah, you dirty little hoe. Oh, my God. What are you talking about? What do you think about this whole Sydney Sweeney thing? You and goat boy aren't getting married. Oh, she's so pretty. She what? She's so pretty. I love her. I wish she would dance. Did you see Euphoria? Yeah. She was on a TV show called A Foria. And she was naked, alive. She could dance. She just shake that ass. Baby, you're getting a little age on you. You're looking a little haggard. I know. Look at my boobies. I just got the left. I just got the left one tucked again on the left side because they need to be symmetrical. Who paid for it? Don't mention this to anybody, but I have a new friend. His name is Peter Conifer. Don't you dare let this out. He's married. He owns a convenience store. He owns the Big Bucky's near Waco. No, that's good for lots of things, like money. That's a joke, by the way. And wine and snacks. No, it's true. No, it's not. He gives me free car while washes. I don't know if they do car. And sometimes he owns Bucky after hours. He takes me to the back of the car wash and we close the bay doors. Yeah. And he lets me dance with the car wash. And it's beautiful. How old is he? 21. That's a seven. Oh, that's a seven. Day one. Yeah. I don't know. You tell me. What's your age limit on potential mates? I try to stay under 104. No, because when they're 80. When men are 80, that can die on you. Yeah. It's so stupid. What about blind ones? I like blind ones a lot. Have you ever dated a blind woman? No. You should. They're so cute. They can't go anywhere. Go anywhere? I don't know. I mean, the blind men I've dated and I've dated a few can't go anywhere. They can't drive. No. They can't drive. No. I put one on a plane one time and said that we were going to Las Vegas. Okay. And we went to Dubai. And it was. Guess how much. It was a trip. I can't imagine. It was $148,000. And I got a new swimsuit. Yeah. And six gold bars. And we dated for a long time because he thought that I was buying a car. Right. But it wasn't a car. It was gold bars from Dubai. Oh, my God. He's so cute. Blind is a bat. He didn't see part time. He was blind. Honey. Thank you, Hannah. Thank you, Hannah. J.D. is it time for mail from jail? We can do that, actually. Let me. We have to channel Johnny Cash from heaven to step down and speak to us. Every week we get letters from folks that are incarcerated. And this is one. Hey, Johnny. Incarcerated is the correct word for sure. DJ Ryan, JD Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. John. This week, mail from jail. Entry reads, hey, John, I know you're a businessman and I've got a healthy proposition for you that could make major bank for the both of us. I'm gonna be released soon after 10 years for a narcotics charge. I'm currently in California, but I've heard there's been a lot of interest there. In Texas, where you are, and with the Cali lifestyle making its way to your state, it's only a matter of time until the big weed industry gets a foot in that Texas dirt. You know what I'm saying? You know where I'm coming from. I have multiple years of experience in cultivating and marketing all sorts of substances from psychoactives to methamphetamines, regular amphetamines to good old reefer. And I think I could easily help you get a hand in this rising industry. I understand you have ranch there. Texas. Right. What I'm proposing is we set aside some extra land just to finish. Few acres, maybe a dozen. Cultivate crops. Once the Texas laws change, we'll have a jump on the market with our buds ready to go. All I need is a place to lay my head and some necessary gardening tools. Tractor or two. John Deere preferably. And we can yield multiple harvests a year and it's all profit. Cha Ching. I know you're a man about your money, so I hope you'll understand the calculated risk of involved. Of course. But the payoff is going to be phenomenal. I'll be out in around two years. I'll give you a ring then, see where we are at. And we'll put this together so we can have a slice of the high pie. Get your head start now. Two years. I could tell you what to do with that much product when I get there. Hey, we'll talk to you later. Peace of love to you, partner. Your friend, Scott Lamonica. Metropolitan Correction Center, San Diego, California. What are we gonna grow? Weed? Oh, I thought. I thought he was methy. No, no, he's. He's done it all. Yeah, but he sounds like he's talking about marijuana to me. Yeah. Anyway, if you've got mail from jail, send it on down the line to his partner at P.O. box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. His zip code is 76147. I have news for him. He's been in the can too long. The weed farming did not take off and make out for. They did too many licenses. All these corporations got into it. Too much supply, not enough demand. The price went down. A lot of them closed. Really? Oh, yeah. There's a lot of guys that lost their ass in that whole deal. They were going to get rich on a weed license or cultivation farm in Oklahoma. Didn't work out. They liked the black market better is the truth. It's just too expensive with all the taxes tied up to me. It's not that expensive. No, you're pretty expensive. You're right there. They did close them in Oklahoma. In fact, we had. There's a funny story, but we had somebody actually apply that worked at one of those for a job that worked at one of those weed farms. Retail with the farm. Oh, yeah, yeah. He. And he was telling me all about it. It was. It was quite comical. It was recommended by somebody that does no longer work at the office. Manager thought it would be a great idea to bring him on board. I'm sure you can guess who it was. Is he a pothead? No. Crazy Domingo, huh? Okay. Yeah. He's like, oh, yeah, we need to hire this guy. It's a great idea. He worked at a weed. Such a great idea. But yeah, he was out of a job because they closed down just like you talked about. Wow. The whole thing really didn't work that well. I had a guy that came to me, want me to save him because it was going under, and he showed me all the books and the whole thing and everything. He needed 100 grand investment. I'm like, I'm out. Nope. Nope. Yeah, there's nothing there. How many people come up to you out investments like that? Just crazy ones. Ones crazy or not crazy? Probably four months. Four, really? And in Walnut, everybody calls me when they want to sell something because they think that I'm gonna buy everything. I'm like, guys, this isn't gonna happen like the. The boom of this town. Yeah, it's not gonna happen for 10 or 20 years. Damn. Really? Yeah. I mean, we're out here in the. In the. I mean them. But they see what you've done. Yeah, the location. Exactly. But, you know, everybody thinks it's like the Simpsons. The subway is coming. The subway is coming. No, it's not. No, it's not. We do some events here. We get big crowds for a moment in time, and then they all leave and it's right back to normal. I mean, it's just across in the Road. Sure. And it doesn't mean your house that is worth. Or your lot that's worth 11,000 is worth, you know, 50. Damn. Yeah. It's just. It's just. It's still. The prices are. When people move to the country, they don't want to live in town. Sure. They want to live on 10 acres or 20 acres or 40 acres. And they're not going to pay anything for town, especially when town is rough and ratty and. And there's a salvage yard next to you and a burnout trailer house next to you, and then there's a nice house and then there's a bunch of illegals. And I mean, it's just, you know, it's just. It is what it is. That's not going to fix itself overnight. And I'm not going to go into town and buy all those places out and level them and put in nice neighborhoods. The answer is just go out of town just a touch. Where there's just land that's untouched, that's cheap, and you just start from scratch and leave the junk. Junk. You start over. Right? Yeah. All right. We'll be right back. Doesn't matter where you've been as long as it was deep. Yeah. You always knew to married well. And you look so fancy. I can tell. I don't mind you hanging out. Since he began his membership at the gym, he's noticed there are a lot more creeps there than you'd think. But he's willing to endure those losers considering the endless supply of hot young babes in yoga pants. He was quite shocked when he saw his neighbor Joe Bob doing what appeared to be a striptease in front of his John Deere. When he asked, what the hell are you doing? His friend explained that he and the wife were having some trouble in the bedroom, and his doctor suggested that it might be helpful to do something sexy to a tractor. His wife surprised him the other day with a new Dallas Mavericks jersey, which, despite being a very kind gesture, is still notorious for being a known choking hazard. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't know always drink beer, but when I do, make mine a natty like tall boy. Yeah, buddy. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. Check out all the Mayhem online podcast, replay, YouTube channel, Twitch socials, live stream all. It's jcw show dot com. Kids need to get outside more. I was thinking about this the other day. Okay. They just, I mean I played video games but like you remember when you were 11 years old, you need to take some porn, you need to put it in a trash bag. You need to put it out in the woods. Okay. Make them hunt for it. That'll get them out inside. Put what outside porn. Like, like Playboys. Playboys. Stick them in the butt in a barrel. Outside, outdoors. Stick them out in the woods. Yeah. Was that not the most exciting, tantalizing thing that ever happened to you? Stand by me. When they were searching for the dead body, right. And we found it is what is weird. Did you find it too? Oh yeah. Connecticut. We'd find in there's open fields and old cars and you'd get it and peel it open. You're like holy crap, what the hell did I just discover? And you can't tell anybody so you'd hide it in that same spot. You know where it's at? It's the damnedest thing. I don't know what we. We were probably looking for like, like bottles to take back when they used to recycle like soda buns. We're a block over a kid named Ricky Lancaster, best friend of mine for a long time just lived a block over. We're all looking at me and John Mallory, Kirk Cox and Ricky from about 40ft away goes oh my God. Like what, what's wrong? We ran over. What's wrong with Ricky's. He's sitting down. It knocked him down. He's sitting open legged. Knocked him down on the edge of the alley. Right. With an actual penthouse. What we hadn't seen a lot of that was a little too heavy at the rip age of 11. Yeah, we may, we, we kept that thing behind a deal in his dad's garage for like the whole summer. And once in a while we were, we were free to go visit the, the penthouse. Do you remember stealing beer out of that guy's beer fridge in the garage? Yeah, the guy you know because all the dads had beer in their garage. Yeah, the garage. Grab a couple of beers. Interesting times. Interesting times. Pre K. Do you have a. Do you have a. It's that time quiz for us today. You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge. Let play America's favorite game. White, Black, Latino or other. Where I just read a news story and y' all just give me the general vibe it gets. Okay, you. So this week we're taking it to New York. A fast paced city, no doubt and you know, nobody wants to sit in line and wait at the DMV to get their license plates and all that. So our suspect this week took it upon herself to make a little arts and crafts project and made her own license plate from scrap cardboard. She even painted it to be the same colors to match the real New York plates, blue and yellow. There it is on the web stream, by the way. Yeah, we gonna throw a picture up on YouTube. So she's rolling around the city and of course drives by some cops and they say that don't look right, so they stop her and show enough. The janky homemade plate was just tacked on the back with weird chunky letters and all. She was arrested for a felony for possessing a forged instrument and driving with a suspended registration and no insurance. Oh, I don't know. Was it an ultima? She was fooling. Yeah. What was she driving? I don't have that. Let's say it's. And I don't want to guess, because that would give it away. Yeah, but was she white, black, Latino or other? Man, All I'm going with is the creativity in the penmanship on the license. And I'm gonna go Latina. Interesting. There are three different fonts there. I hear you and those Latins are good at graffiti. That the state of New York is not drawn very well in the middle there. I'm not saying it's good. I'm just saying that's what I'm going for. Everything's spelled correctly. That's true. What does that mean? I don't know. I'm gonna go Latino. This investigation. We got two Latinos with yours. I'm going with a white girl there. Huh. Kind of looks like the girl in high school that wrote stupid little things. She's a little slow. Yeah, but you know, I'm going with a white girl. Yeah, she's probably pregnant. Might be. God, I'm gonna say other. Other. Probably. Probably Austria. Oh, okay. Austria. Maybe Greece, maybe Italy. There's some. There's a beautiful color combination goes there. Blue and yellow is not a United States. He's not far off. Actually. That's a deep thought. I'm liking your line of thinking there. I didn't have a lot of confidence in my Latin pick, but it was just the best, you know, cancellation picking. You're onto something even if you're wrong. I like what I think you're right. Well, thank you very much. Go ahead. Prequel. Let's have it. All right, well, our suspect this week is 28 year old Amanda Schweikart. Oh, that's a European thing, but it Looks like a white woman to me. She's a white woman, but I think Babo's right. No, look at that. Look at that cruel Russian. That's right. That's right. You're right. No, if she could open her mouth, it would have an accent. Schweiker. That's Austrian. Good man. Vienna. Wait, it's German. Vienna waits for you. Okay, bub, I think you nailed it. Prek, is there any video of this lady anywhere? No, we don't have any video. We do have her mug shot, though. Let's see that. That's it right there. Oh, you don't have anything else? I need more info. If you'll dig on that while we. While we keep going. And bring it back if you find something. She's kind of. Mainly looking. Yeah, I'd like to nail it. Russian. She's kind of Austrian. She's definitely Eastern. She could be in Glorious Bath. I like to nail that gal. That's my type. I love when they frown, man. Oh, yeah, yeah. There's a great punchline there. Boy, you're getting kind of weird. Show how serious we take you home and love you. You know, the Dracula talking gals love that. Never had that. We gotta get Papa. Can you help me do that? But this is getting serious. We gotta get him something, right? I mean, he can handle his own. I've seen him pull plenty. Oh, I know, but he's just turning into this. He's getting this phase. He's not. He's too lazy to do anything about it. Is all it is. It is true. Yeah. That's all it is. Just take some work. Somebody's got a. Why don't you just ship one over? What's the cost? Well, now, with ice and everything, it'd be hard to do that. I mean, it'd be easy, easier, faster, and probably much less expensive. Next time you take a time off, don't go to your daughter's wedding. Go to the border. Ship one over from Abilene. No, just go down to Del Rio and spend a. Spend a week in Mexico. Fall in love and bring one back. Oh, man, I just. And she'll cook for all of us. Oh, yeah, we need that. I don't have any food here right now. No, the food situation is not what it used to be around here, I think. And I. I can accomplish that. Probably in North Fort Worth, maybe. Yeah, def. Well, definitely. Actually, I would sponsor such a trek. Oh, if there is. If there. If you bring one back, y' all move here and she'll cook I'm down. Yeah, I'm down. We, we, we need a cooker. See, John is looking for somebody to help around the place here, but the benefit for Bobbo is he gets laid and he'd be very happy. Everybody wins. That's very big of you, John. Thank you. You know somebody else who got a new girlfriend this week? Liam. Do you guys see this? Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson are like a thing. First of all, they're in the new movie the Naked Gun. Is it out yet? Anybody seen it? Came out yesterday. Oh, I want to see it. Anybody? Is it in the theaters or on Netflix? It's theaters. Okay. Anybody seen Happy Gilmore? I love Happy Gilmore. I enjoy the second one. Yeah, that's what I meant. I did too. Yeah, it's. John Daly is hilarious. Yeah. And God, he's funny. Scotty Scheffler, he's got some great roles in there too. Yeah, funny stuff. Anyway, Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson were in the movie Naked Gun together. But people are saying they're like becoming a thing here. They interviewed each other for People magazine and you can sort of sense a little vibe here. Cut number 17. What was your first impression of me when we met? I thought she is so easy on the eyes. I knew we had a kind of a chemistry very, very early on. Yeah, we definitely had a chemistry right away and was just curious where it was going to take us in the film. So it was really a nice start. But you're a friend for life, right? We're friends for life. Yeah. Like it or not, I love it. The question is. Yeah. Could Liam measure up to Tommy Lee? You know, we really weren't thinking down that lane until you all think about is Tommy Lee schlong. There we go. You're always thinking about that, thinking about that. Well, you gotta think about that though, really, if you're dating her. Yes. Don't you? I mean, you could do a four point turn in that thing. Maybe. Maybe. Wow. I thought I'd gone too far. You know, far be it for me to go all sentimental on this, but his wife of many years, years, Natasha Richardson, passed away suddenly. Yes. A few years ago. Skiing accident, wasn't it? I believe something like. Yeah. And you know, if it happened on a motorcycle, should be white trash, but if it happens skiing, then it's sad. There you go. He's been, he's been crestfallen for years. He's done a few movies here and there. But like, he looks like he may really have an interest here. I'm happy for the Guy, I'm sorry. It ain't. It ain't easy being out there by yourself. Poised. Here we go. We come back around. Baba. We gotta get you somebody, baby. We gotta get you a woman. I think so. We gotta get you some putty. It doesn't have to be anybody good either, man. Yes, you deserve good. I'm easy rope. We're doing all this road trip and we should do it on the border. Yep. Just like they do the Mexican cowboys deal once a decade or I mean cowboys were, you know, they have a game in Mexico. I think we should do a show in Mexico. Dude, I'm from small town north Texas. Like San Antonio is like the border to me. It's not, it's not. It's not. I know. It's. Del Rio is the border. Laredo is the border. Brownsville is the border. El Paso. That's a whole another b. I mean, I've been in Mexico, you know. All right, we'll be right back. Oh, the car things. Up next, the car segment. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Call in and I'll do this real quick. Greg, you got a ten challenge challenger classic with five seven hemi six speed 47, 000 miles. Leather roof nav. What color? Silver. Average rough or clean. Hey, this is. It's been garage kept for 15 years. Is it leather or cloth? Pretty much. It's got the mo. I gotta update it to the mopar leather interior. It's got the black trimming. Black with the blue trim. Mopar trim. Okay. Does 14 grand buy it? No, I, I, I've got something. I didn't know what really worked. That's, you know, that's. I'm the only owner of it. So I'm just kind of. I would really. I listen to your show all the time. You did buy my 2 out 2008 caliber a couple years ago. Yeah. So I wanted to talk to you and just try to get an idea of what it would, what it would be worth. I think it's a 1415 car is what I think. Okay. All right, thanks. We'll be right back. Now back to the John Clay wolf show presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show. And we're on. Is there a male jeep on here or a female jeep? Male. A female. Female. It's a male though. It's a right hand drive. But I'm actually on My route now, right now, what are you going to get if you sell the mail delivery unit? I don't really need it. I went and bought a brand new one. Did you get another right hand driver? I did. Okay, so what, what happened is it overheated and when overheated, I'm stupid, I don't know anything. But I had to extend a warranty so I wouldn't put in a Jeep house. And it was the air conditioning. So they put a whole new air conditioning unit in and I've not had a problem out of it since. So there's nothing really wrong with it at all. But at the time I didn't have no vacation, so I had no choice but to go buy one because they kept it for like six days. Six, seven days. All right. And so I don't really need it. So I was just curious of what you would get for it. It's a 21 right hand drive, 4 wheel drive Wrangler mail delivery unit. And that's really what they're. I've had several of these over the years. I haven't had one in a while though. Is ten grand, right? That lose you? I think I lost her. Sean, you there? She got bit by a dog. Yeah. Does 10 grand work? Oh, shoot. God. You can't go nowhere. 10 grand. You know how much I gave for this new one? 54. Got him. This one's got 100. I did. Ouch. 54 for a male Jeep? Yes, it's a, it's a 21 Jeep Wrangler, four door? No, the new one. You bought a 20, 25? I bought a 20, 25. Only had 200 miles on it. Yeah. What do you. What, what do they pay? Very expensive. What do they pay? Are you a contractor? So you have to have your own rig? I'm on a rural route. So if you're on a real route, you have to have your own vehicle. Yes. But they don't. They don't supply the vehicle. No, they give you 97 cents a mile. Okay. You get a dollar a mile. How many miles you drive a week? 43 a day. So. And I work five days a week. And what does it pay? Well, you. I get 27. Almost 28. I think it is. 28. 28,000 a year plus a dollar amount. No, no. 59. Right. At 60. 60 grand a year plus a dollar amount. Yes. So the, the dollar a mile and the depreciation is probably a push. Is that about right? No. Yeah, it is. Yeah, kind of. Well, to be honest, it. Well, depends if your car breaks down, you could be. It can be pricey. Right. But if you get a new one, you're okay. Loaded into. Give me the vin.com. i'll take another look, but off to. Let me. Let me see something here. I think I found a marker here. Hold on. I was looking for some comps because I haven't bought one of these in a while. Okay. Yeah, it's worth more than what I said it's worth. Yeah, it's worth 15 grand. Around 15. Okay. Let me talk to my husband. Yeah, if you. If it's okay. Sure, of course. And. And I'll get back with you. Yeah, just go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll buy it. Okay, thank you. Bye. You want some breaking news, John? Yes. Yes. The Los Angeles Lakers superstar Luka Doncic has just agreed to a three year, $165 million contract extension. Why did they do that so early? Good question. He does have a player option in 28, according to his agent. So, yeah, this has been confirmed. I saw this. Why did they need to do that? Why would they just wait? I don't understand. Trying to build some confidence in LA for others that want to come to the Lakers. So he's like, okay, he's not going anywhere. I think when they just sold for $3 billion or whatever it was, that should be confident that they're pretty committed. No. Committed in him being there. And then the players they want to recruit that they can play with him for longer term. So. Okay, there you go. Fair enough. Viking Sports News. They've got their Patrick Mahomes. Good job. Dallas. Mad. Yes. We will be right back. This could be the van. The John Clay Wolf Show. Get a haircut. Buttercup, America's largest weekend morning show. 800, 800 radio. Check out the podcast@jcwshow.com or john claywolf.com and hey, the largest radio show and fastest growing podcast, the John Clay Wolf Show. This is stuff that rich people and poor people have in common, but not the middle class. If you're taking an outdoor shower, you're either super rich or busted poor. All right, so rich man, poor man, drives a brand of car that no longer exists. Yes. You're either Jay Leno in a Duesenberg or my stepdad John in a 74AMC matador. At a funeral, your coffin is pulled by a horse. When you enter a fancy department store, somebody who works at that department store rushes toward you, yelling, may I help you? And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show heard on the air, coast to coast and worldwide@jcwshow.com call John toll free. Cheap Bastards 1, 800, 800 radio. The John Clay Wolf show, presented by Gimmedevin.com hey, quick shout out to. I know there's a lot of dealers around the country. Listen to us. We're always looking for good field buyers. Go to jcwshow.com Field buyers are the guys that are in the wholesale business, experienced, and they create their own cars. But they want to do it under our brand and use our capital. It's kind of like a franchise setup. And we've gone through a lot of bad ones. Oh, no. But we've got. But we have to go through some bad ones to find the good ones. But the good ones really work out well and they're happy and we're happy. So. Hey, I used to buy cars at the auction for XYZ Chevrolet. That's not what I'm. That's not the guy to be like a pro wholesaler. Yeah, you need a grandpa, papa, uncle. And you, like all of our successful guys are second and third generation. Not all, but most. Almost every time it's the day. It's just a weird skill and it's like a different language. And if you're going to know how to speak Russian, you need to live with a Russian family for two years. Okay? And the guys that, you know, just, they. They can look at a book and say, well, I went to the auction, bought some cars. That's not. It's just a different animal. And guys that know what I'm talking about, know what I'm talking about, don't they? Don't. Scott, you've been on hold for an hour now. How are you, Scott in Louisiana? Are you there, Scott? And Shreveport. I guess he put the phone down. We'll put it back on hold or die. That our Cajun cook guy? No, just a different fellow. Okay, 800, 800. Seven, two, three, four. What have we got for backtracks this week? Def Leppard. Play it. Just play it. I think I'm playing it myself. Next one. Cut two. I don't have that one. Okay. It's going to be a par six. So what we're. So what we're doing is playing two Def Leppard songs backwards. You call in 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio, pre check in on Scott every once in a while. He's been on hold for about an hour and a half. Make sure he's okay. We don't need to do a. What do you call it? Check. Welfare check. Yeah, for show. And then you call in and you can pick any of our T shirts off of jcwshow.com on the merch page. And we'll give you one to the first person wins. I've got a 40th anniversary vinyl double disc copy of Pyromania. For the winner from Born Light Records. I got to give you the day in history because this is very hinty. I made it kind of hard this week. Before you do that, will you play it one more time so we can all get it and start thinking Cut one. Cut to. It's a lot of yelling and a lot of guitars. Those were both radio songs when they came out back in 1983. This day in 87, Def Leppard released their fourth studio album, Hysteria. That would go on to be their biggest seller. But it was a follow up to a very, very good album. If you happen to be 13 years old at the time, that would be Pyromania, which we all love. Right. It was also the last I Wonder feature guitar Steve Clark before his death in 1991. So I picked guitar songs. Neither of these was a top 10 hit. One was a big radio song. One I heard a lot in that summer of 1983 on Q102. QQ102. Texas best rock. Texas best. That wasn't a top ten hit. I've got it wrong. Then cut two. I do not know that. That sounds more like AC DC to me. Run backwards than. Than Def Leppard. Definitely Def Leppard. And both from the Pyromania album. There's your hint. Good luck. You got 10 songs to choose from. One more time, boss. I'm sorry, I'm. I'm actually playing this time. I'm not cheating. I'm not looking. That's cut one. I don't know. Well, I feel stupid when I find out what number two was. Maybe not. I don't know how deeply into the album you were, but every track, I mean, I had the CD in my. What year was Pyromania? I mean, it was 83. Was that photograph that was photograph on that album? Yes. Right. Photographs Got one of those songs. 87, when hysteria came out was also a notable year. And all my friends back in the day talked about about it beyond end because that was also a year. Many other heritage rock bands came out with limited retirement mode. New albums by Boston Aerosmith, Pink Floyd, Journey, and you too. After a few years off the clock heralded A welcomed break from the oversaturation of rap and emo pop and progressive country and diva pop. What about. We need to bring that back. I've been listening to some of that. I have a playlist on my phone that says Mom's Buick. 77, 78, 79. That old love disco music. I love it. There's some good soft yacht rock that's out now. More modern too. I have a little list of that too. It kind of mixes everything. Not just your dad's yacht rock, Andrew and Phoenix. What's your guess? My guess is pulling and stage fright. Okay, well, that's not what you told Pre K. But you're wrong twice. Oh, we play them again here. Jesse, what's your guess? Fooling and animal. No, play them again, boss. Okay, cut. Two Crab. Hello. Hey, Crab. We're off Ages and Too Late for Love. Too Late for Love is correct as the first song, which is my favorite song in the album. Thank you. Is too late. But number two is wrong. I'm looking at all these too late. Kevin and Pa. What you got? Is it too late for love and hysteria? It is too late for love and not hysteria. Ron in Texas, what's your guess? Yeah, it's too late for love and action, not words. Yeah, you smoke way too much grass, bud. Get your lungs checked at the doctor. Because for you to pull that out, you think a little slower sometimes. Everybody, action. Not words. What city are you in? Actually, I'm. I'm in Central Texas and west. Like the town of West. That's it. That's it, man. But I'm actually out in West Texas working oil fields. Okay. All right. Landman's coming up pretty soon. They've been filming a lot in Fort Worth. Yes. Action. I'm gonna jam to this after we get done today. You got me. Great album. Back up. Jason in California, what's your guess? Is it rock? Rock we drop and rock Mages? No, I'm surprised that they don't hear us talking when we're on hold and they hear that we already did it. It's. They can hear us. They're just not paying attention. They're not paying attention. Yeah, that's what my wife said last night. I said, you sure are talking a lot. She said, you're just actually listening. Back in a minute. Yo, we're back to the John Clay Wolf show taking over your radio every Saturday morning. Hit em up. 800, 800 radio. Check out the fastest growing podcast podcast@jcwshow.com. thanks for making us number one. Good morning, August 2nd. Good morning, Cypress Hill bringing us in. This is the last hour of the central time zones. The next is just west coast time zone. In the next hour. Richard Rollins is calling us from. Sturgis is my guest. Rich, you there? Yeah, I'm here. What's up, man? Not much. Has the crowd up there. You know, it is freaking packed, but right now I'm sitting on the side of the freeway at junction of 85 south heading into Deadwood. One of my buddies, we had a big ride this morning going out to a couple places and his 81 Harley Davidson took a poop on him. How long did you go before you stopped? That sounds fun. About 12 miles. No. And you're the one that opted. I'll take care of it. I'll take care of it. I'm good. I'll sit here with him. No, I was good. I was just. We were just hanging out. The rest of the group went on and. And what have you. So I'm gonna skip the first stop and then swing back through Sturgis, grab my other bike and. And meet him at Devil's Tower. Oh, that's cool. I may. I know it didn't come up this weekend, but I. I was looking at my schedule and I very well may come up there next Friday and do the show from there next Saturday. I don't know if you're still gonna be there or not. I triple dog dare you, man. All right. Did you get my text about. No. It's a record crowd. We're killing it at Gas. Funky Sturgis, people everywhere. I got a couple of beers in me yesterday and bought a house. Did you really? About two blocks. About two blocks from the bar. So now I got a crash pad. Is it. When do you get possession? I told him he could hang out till the after the rally, so probably so I can't stay there next weekend. Okay. Just check it. Hey, did you get the text I sent you about the stock car race at Talladega? I did. And you want us four to drive? Yeah. So you, me and Corolla and we need to get one more and they're going to put us in those old cars and we're going to have a race at the Talladega racetrack. Oh, I'm freaking down. I'm pretty down too. I mean, so we go out there Friday afternoon. I need to get the specifics. We stay Friday night. We're doing a fundraiser out there, an event Friday night for the museum there. And then next morning I'll do the show. But I think we should probably just do the race Friday afternoon. But we could get some pretty cool tape out of that. That would be fun as hell. I want the Super Bird. Yeah, it'd be fun. All right. What's up, guys? Is it. How many laps have you ever done in nascar, like, at speed? He's talking to somebody there. All right, guys, hold on a second. I'm on radio live all over the world, I think. How many laps have you ever done in a real NASCAR rig consecutively at speed? A real rig? I don't know. I mean, have you done it before? I have not. I've gone around the track a few times. Hey, be cool, guys. Thank you. But anyways, no, I've never done it for real. Yeah. All right. I've gone around as the lead driver. What do they call it, The. The lap car or the. The pace car? The pace car. That's the word I was looking for. All right. Huh? I'm a little nervous, but I'm kind of excited at the same time. Tell you, dude, if it looks like I'm losing, putting your ass in the wall. All right, all right. September 5th, I think so we'll tighten that up and then I'll call you and maybe you're going backstur and then coming and finding them. Yes, sir. Okay. Sorry, guys. All right, I got it. I got it. Okay. Get off me. Is the crowd larger than last year? There's motorcycles everywhere, but, yeah, if I can make that work with my dates, I'll get there and I'll do that. All right, but who we gonna have? We got you, me, and Corolla, and we have. We'll get one more. We're a bunch of old. Who are we gonna have on the Think Gun crowd? Think about with the one more. I think we should invite Cletus McFarlane and be fun, but we've got. We got one more car we could add. That'll be blast. That'd be some cool vid. All right, well, I'll talk to you later and let you know if I'm going to come up here this weekend if you're going to do the show from there next Saturday. So is it bigger? Is it a larger crowd than last year? It is massive. And the weather is absolutely flawlessly perfect. Perfect. All right. I mean, it is nuts. All right, man. Come on. Thanks for that bait, huh? He said you can't do it with those old efforts. Yeah, but we can't say old efforts on the radio because we're still under FCC for. When's this going to change? It's going to change. I'm telling you, jd, it's going to change. What's the motivation to change it? Why would they do that? They still own it. They still own the. What we're talking about is allowing cursing on FCC airwaves. When the President dropped the F bomb on the news the other night, I'm like, it's gonna change. It wasn't live broadcast. Yeah. They replayed it. You're right. Yeah. But they. No, no, it was. It was cable with a ticker, though. It's. It's not broadcast air. It's digitally owns the broadcast air. They own that, right? Well, we own that, actually. It belongs to the taxpayers. Okay, all right. We own it. So you don't. You don't see it. Like, what's your point? What's their reasoning why they love controlling stuff? Why would they let that go? They should at least. Let's let the S word slide. You can get it anywhere else. Anywhere. It's everywhere. Everywhere. Because they need to compete with everywhere else. I guess Europe dropped it. Yeah. Did they? Oh, yeah, absolutely. Same thing. They on the radio in Europe. Yeah. He watching television in Europe. Public airwaves. Television in Europe. Yeah. Nudity, cursing, all the good stuff. They're ahead of us. We must catch up. Some stuff is made for adults. Yeah. Like at 10 in Europe, they have nudity after 10:00 o' clock on television. 10:00 clock at night. Okay. They at least made sure the kids were in bed. That's a safe zone. It used to be called safe harbor. FCC has safe harbor where you can't do certain things before 8 o' clock at night. Family viewing. Yeah. That's family viewing hour. Yeah. Hmm. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800. 800 radio. Everybody's calling in with these cars. They've got these big offers. What, a Fiat Gucci? What? Evan? A Gucci Fiat with faded paint. So what's it cost to repaint it? I haven't gotten. How's it going, guys? I haven't got a full quote yet. The thing's so small. Right. So it can't be much to repaint it. It'll be five grand. Oh, no. Well, then, Geez Louise. All right, so now the offers. The offer's gone down five grand. All right. It just. It's just what it costs to paint a car these days. It just. I know, it's ridiculous. The paint bill. The paint and the sanding paper itself on a truck we did Last week was 1800 for the paint Product, like the stuff you get at sheer at PPG material. Yeah. Plus. Plus two weeks worth of sanding, prepping, blah, blah, blah, blah. Primary. It's just, it's. It really pisses me off because I like taking cars and painting them. And it's gotten so high that you can't do it. Like, if you take a classic car to a real paint shop and say, I want a pro job, it's 25, 000 on the low side. J.D. whoa. 50 on the high side. Right, Right. Yeah, I hear that. I mean, I had a. I had a wrangler. My first wrangler I ever bought back in. Geez, what was I? 98? And it was an ugly, dull yellow. And I painted it four screen. It took all summer. They stripped everything, Took all the seats out, Took it down to everything out. I think I paid probably 1800, though. Wayne and Galveston, tell your neighbor to buy your 79 El Camino with 189 or 256,000 miles on it for 15. Let him have it. You there, let them have it. If you've got a neighbor that wants to give 15,000 for a 256,000 mile 79 El Camino that you just got running that they're. They're paying double. I bought one at Barrett Jackson like that for six. Oh, wow. Yep. Everybody's lost their damn mind. I don't understand it. Is it like special ed? Is everybody driving around small town? Are they driving around on lawnmowers, going to work, going to the convenience store? I think it's. I mean, it's like the resource crowd from special ed. And they grow up and they get on lawnmowers and they drive around town and they want. They find a car in a barn and they think it's worth 20,000. Their neighbor offered 19. They want to know if I'll give 20. No, but I'll buy great cars. I'll pay a ton, but the junk is junk. All right. The John Clay Wolf show has been a presentation of givemetheven.com from the Westwood One Radio Network. Join join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf show.