#517 John Clay Wolfe Show 08.16.25

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #517 Summary (08.16.25)

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Episode Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show blends car talk, pop culture, wild banter, and listener call-ins, powered by the irreverent energy of John Clay Wolfe and his crew. With a focus on everything from automotive buying advice to celebrity relationships, current sports rumors, airline horror stories, and musings on rock 'n' roll legends, the show maintains its characteristic fast-paced, outrageous, and unfiltered style.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Elvis Presley Anniversary & Personal Health

• The crew honors the anniversary of Elvis’s death and reminisces about “the King.”

• John compares his bout with salmonella to the dramatic passing of Elvis, sparking jokes about dying infamously.

  • Quote:
    “I've got salmonella. And I'm not trying to compare myself to Elvis, but last night, I thought I was gonna die.”
    – John Clay Wolfe, [02:39]

  • Recurring theme: “Dying like Elvis” (on the toilet).

2. Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce & Celebrity Culture

• Banter about the relationship between Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, including the record-breaking New Heights podcast episode (stats cited from John’s wife).

• Discussion about “Swiftie” fan culture and the impact of Taylor's online presence.

  • Notable Stats:

    • 380M views on Instagram
    • 62M on X (Twitter)
    • 35M on TikTok
    • 15M on YouTube
    • 1.3M live viewers

  • Quote:
    “He is deeply in love with her. Like, he is smitten. Like, there's no doubt about it.”
    – Co-host Bob, [05:36]

  • Skepticism about realness vs. a “bit” for their careers; crew concludes it’s genuine.

3. Celebrity Manifesting & Internet Virality

• Playful challenge about "manifesting" a celebrity romance to see if it can “crash the internet.”

• Jokes about manifesting Anne Hathaway, Apollonia (from 1983), Lizzo, and more.

  • Quote:
    “Do it for the show.”
    – Co-hosts urge each other, [09:23]

• Visual and physical jokes about logistics, especially regarding Lizzo (“harpoon her and pick her up with a forklift”)—offering a taste of the show's irreverence.

• Reflection on viral moments and what it takes to break the Internet in 2025.

4. Taylor Swift’s “Super Bowl” Speculation

• Predictions (by Bob) that Taylor will perform at the Super Bowl this year, especially if held in San Francisco, prompting a side discussion on stereotypes and “tracking share”—with risqué humor about likely crowd demographics.

  • Quote:
    “There will be a lot of glitter and a lot of homosexuals if it's in San Francisco.”
    – John Clay Wolfe, [11:45]

5. Travel & Adventures: Sturgis, L.A., and Monterey

• Crew recounts recent trips: Sturgis Motorcycle Rally (stories of motorcycles, partying, 'aged slutty women'), Monterey Car Week (Ferrari F40 sales), and show road trips.

• Sturgis is described as a wild, aging crowd but still a spectacle.

  • Quote:
    “Rode motorcycles, drank beer, saw slutty women, aged slutty women. It's not the youngest crowd in the world.”
    – John Clay Wolfe, [22:59]

  • Remarkable sale at Monterey:

    • Ferrari F40: Bids up to $3.3M—discussion of collector car auction strategies, insider dealings among auction regulars.

6. Car Buying Call-ins

• John fields numerous audience calls to price vehicles on air, offering blunt, real-world advice.

  • Key Calls:
    • 1986 Porsche 944 Turbo:
      John critiques owner expectations (“these cars…the flex disc in them goes bad, this goes bad, that goes bad…Nobody’s ever happy with these old cars because they break. It’s a pain in the ass. Eight grand.”)
      – [19:17]
    • 2005 Toyota 4Runner:
      Explains computer vs. human pricing (computers don’t adapt for ultra low miles well – “that’s the problem with computers and how they haven’t taken over people yet”).
      – [50:17]
    • 1989 Camaro RS needing paint:
      Hard truth about project car value and costs.
      – [53:03]
    • Nissan Frontier, 2023, with only 600 miles:
      John offers $36k, jokes about “Nissan glut” and pokes at Carvana’s bait-and-switch tactics.
      – [92:27]
    • 1969 Torino Talladega, partial resto:
      Discusses project risk vs. finished car pricing (“If I’m taking on a project, I’m buying it where I’m going to make some money. That’s my rule.”)
      – [89:15]
    • BMW 2002 TII:
      Blunt assessment of collector market value and risk.
      – [100:04]

7. Mail From Jail – and Satan’s Advice

• Segment features a letter from “Carlos” in jail, lamenting his situation.

• Comedic “Satan” character gives advice—urges Carlos to buck up and enjoy the ride, riffing on prison tropes and pop culture references.

  • Quote:
    “I'm asking for help. God has not answered my prayers. So maybe Satan on your show can give me some answers…”
    – “Carlos,” [30:11]

  • “Satan” responds:
    “Here's what makes it – just a splash of ginger ale. Really lovely. And that guy is making fun of his cellmate and his, quote, girlfriend… It's a men's prison, and they are both. But the girlfriend looks just like Tina Louise in 1965. I'm a ginger guy myself.”
    – [32:23]

8. Current Events: Airline & Sports World

• Southwest Pilot Arrested:
  News and reactions to a pilot being removed from duty for suspected DUI—jokes about “The Flight” film, pilot drinking culture, and airline industry mishaps.

  • Quote:
    “It's a felony. Yeah. Once you get caught, you're done. You're done.”
    – Co-host Greg, [34:54]

• Spirit Airlines Commentary:
  The crew rips on the no-frills carrier: “Spirit, they're sticking to cup and ball like paddle ball… flying in a third world country…”
  – [55:49, 56:07]

9. WNBA Pranks (Dildo-Throwing)

• Hilarious discussion about viral trend of fans throwing sex toys onto the court at WNBA games. The crew debates legality, the origins of the meme (TikTok, insinuations about sexuality), and riff extensively.

  • Quote:
    “People throwing dildos on the court at the WNBA games. What is that about, man?”
    – John Clay Wolfe, [64:44]

  • Legal consequences discussed, but mostly lampooned: “Upper deck assault with a deadly rubber Johnson.”
    – [67:01]

10. Pop Culture & Celebrity Gossip

• Charlie Sheen Documentary:
  Mixed reactions—some care, some don’t. Brief clip played (“He was the highest paid TV star of all time. Everything was fine for a while. Nobody got hurt, nobody got arrested. For a while.”)
  – [46:21]

• Pete Davidson’s “Big D*ck Energy”:
  The crew jokes about the origin of his reputation for “BDE,” “He’s so ugly. He’s lucky.”
  – [79:16]

• Manifesting Celebrity Hookups
  John: “Colombian. From the–”
  Eddie: “Oh, the manifest thing.”
  – [09:20]

11. Politics & Redistricting

• Touches on Texas and California redistricting, gerrymandering, and how it’s used to shape voting demographics. Not a deep dive—mostly cynical, knowing jokes.

  • Quote:
    “Why are you doing this? Because we can.”
    – Co-host Eddie, [77:16]

12. Music & Elvis Presley Deep Dive

• Multiple segments connect to Elvis’s legacy—Graceland tour stories, culture vulture discussion, and a backward song ID game (“Blue Suede Shoes,” “Return to Sender”).

• John’s candid reflections on Graceland:
  “He was just a pimp… If you haven’t been to Graceland, it’s worth going to for sure.”
  – [105:59]

  • Elvis as “the original baller,” his culture appropriation and generosity (Cadillacs).

13. Banter, Adult Humor & Podcast Vibe

• Irreverent riffs on topics such as middle school sex ed, swimming attire, and airline "class"—on the edge but continuous, rolling with the show’s boundary-pushing energy.

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• “I've got salmonella. And I'm not trying to compare myself to Elvis, but last night, I thought I was gonna die.”
  – John, [02:39]

• “He is deeply in love with her. Like, he is smitten… It's not a bit. No.”
  – Bob, [05:36]

• “Rode motorcycles, drank beer, saw slutty women, aged slutty women. It's not the youngest crowd in the world.”
  – John, [22:59]

• “This is the problem with computers and how they haven’t taken over people yet…”
  – John, [50:17]

• “Upper deck assault with a deadly rubber Johnson.”
  – Eddie, [67:01]

• “If I was super ugly, I’d hope I had something on there…”
  – John, about Pete Davidson, [80:35]

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Memorable Moments & Running Gags

• “Mail from Jail” with advice from “Satan”
• Spirited, semi-inappropriate, but always on-brand humor about sex, race, body types, and generational culture—e.g., breeders’ biology, airport chicks, and the color-coding of retirement community golf carts.
• Live car pricing: brutally honest, sometimes crushing owner’s dreams, but offering real-world wisdom.

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Segment Timestamps

• Elvis Memorial & Salmonella Story: [01:06]–[04:10]
• Taylor Swift Discussion: [04:26]–[08:53]
• Celebrity “Manifesting” Game: [09:00]–[10:26]
• Sturgis & Monterey Recaps: [22:24]–[25:48]
• Car Calls (Porsche, Toyota, Camaro, Nissan, BMW): [14:44]–[54:46], [89:15], [100:04]
• Mail from Jail (w/Satan): [29:17]–[33:22]
• Southwest Pilot Arrest Story: [33:28]–[36:54]
• Spirit Airlines Roast: [55:01]–[57:56]
• WNBA Dildo-Throwing: [64:44]–[69:44]
• Pop Culture (Charlie Sheen/Pete Davidson): [46:01]–[80:21]
• Redistricting Politics: [77:05]–[78:41]
• Graceland & Elvis Memories: [105:03]–[107:52]
• Elvis Song ID Game: [94:48]–[104:35]

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Final Thoughts

This episode is quintessential John Clay Wolfe—raucous, unpredictable, and loaded with both useful insights (especially in the car segments) and unapologetic humor that regularly crosses lines. The crew's chemistry, storytelling, and authenticity distinguish the show, making even the wildest tangents compelling to regular listeners.

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End of Summary

Transcript

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[Co-host Eddie]

Bring that bass up, Jerry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keep playing. That's all right. That's all right. That's all right. That's all right, boys. That's all right with me anyway. You.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Like it, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

You ready?

[Co-host Eddie]

Oh, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's up the octave. All right, Bones on one, three. All right, you know what to do, man.

[Co-host Eddie]

Do it to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on, take us home.

[Show Announcer]

He was feeling.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's me on the drums.

[Co-host Greg]

That's you. I know that.

[Co-host Bob]

Amazing.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

You are.

[Co-host Greg]

You're amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man of many talents.

[Co-host Greg]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was the original baller. He was a black man and white man scam.

[Co-host Eddie]

Oh, yeah, yeah. He changed it all, man.

[Co-host Bob]

Well, he stole all the music from the folk anyway, Right.

[Co-host Eddie]

He was influenced. He grew up in Tupelo, Mississippi. What kind of music was a kid going to run into?

[John Clay Wolf]

Race music.

[Co-host Eddie]

And he was. He was good at that. And the early. The early records, you know, XM radio. I listen to a lot of satellite radio, and they're advertised. That Elvis channel has been just going ape all week long. Lost specials. And then today is the anniversary of the death of Elvis Presley. This day in 1977.

[John Clay Wolf]

Watching that when I was a kid. So 77. I was four years old. I remember seeing this on TV. Yeah.

[Co-host Eddie]

People on my. People my age, like, remember kind of like the Kennedy assassination. Remember where we were when we first heard Elvis died?

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got salmonella. And I'm not trying to compare myself to Elvis, but last night, I thought I was gonna die.

[Co-host Bob]

The toilet, too.

[Co-host Eddie]

It's a bad time to avoid the toilet, baby.

[Co-host Bob]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, like, we've got it so bad, and your chest starts hurting like you're having a heart attack. I'm like, oh, my God, this is it.

[Co-host Greg]

This is it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's fine. I've been living so hard because I knew this was gonna happen.

[Co-host Greg]

It's gonna get me on the toilet.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now it's time, and I'm gonna.

[Co-host Bob]

Die the same day as Elvis.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did not know about the Elvis thing. I'D have been more excited about that.

[Co-host Greg]

If no plane crashed, no motorcycle crash.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the toilet, dying of salmonella, no drugs.

[Co-host Greg]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not even any booze. And I was wanting to have some beers last night, but I was so sick, I didn't feel like it.

[Co-host Bob]

Only John would compare his dad, his maybe death to Elvis's death.

[Co-host Greg]

Basically being sick for a day.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had a near death experience yesterday.

[Co-host Greg]

Elvis dying.

[John Clay Wolf]

I really did.

[Co-host Eddie]

I know it's miserable, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was shaking in the bed, wrapped up in flannel pajamas and pills and sweats and just like Elvis. Yeah.

[Co-host Greg]

Just almost.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what all that. That's what was happening. I didn't realize what was going on.

[Co-host Greg]

Now, but did you die?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not yet.

[Co-host Greg]

Okay. Yeah. You're getting better.

[Co-host Bob]

He's here. He's pale. He's here.

[Co-host Greg]

You are pale.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I told my wife yesterday, I said, my color's wrong. She's like, I don't see it. I said, I do. Yeah. I'm off. Yeah, y' all are gonna have to carry me a little bit today. I'm. I'm not. I'm not myself.

[Co-host Greg]

Not yourself? No, we can do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have no idea what's wrong with me, but it's not right. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. So your wife is a Taylor Swift freak?

[Co-host Bob]

No, she's not a freak.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you define a freak?

[Co-host Bob]

She's a fan of them. A freak would be somebody that's like constantly on their fan page.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you know?

[Co-host Greg]

Concert?

[Co-host Bob]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Co-host Bob]

She goes to every concert with somebody that would probably know all her little. She's got a lot of inside stuff. That's a freak.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, My wife might be a freak then. Okay. She doesn't go to all the concerts, but she's. She definitely is in on the little stuff.

[Co-host Eddie]

All the fan share stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host Bob]

Did she watch the New Heights podcast?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And she's sharing a lot of the details with me, and I'm just like, yes. I mean, that's great. Okay.

[Co-host Greg]

What is New Heights?

[John Clay Wolf]

That is Kelsey Brothers podcast. Taylor sat down and got on with him for a couple of hours and literally broke every Internet record available.

[Co-host Bob]

13 million views.

[Co-host Greg]

Wow.

[Co-host Bob]

On one platform in 24 hours. On YouTube. This is YouTube.

[Co-host Greg]

Did they say anything worth repeating?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nah. Yeah, it was.

[Co-host Bob]

It was interesting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, don't be a queer term. Good lord.

[Co-host Eddie]

I. I had a neat conversation. I thought they had a neat conversation. There's stuff I didn't know about her and Travis.

[Co-host Bob]

Correct. There's. Here's what I got out of it.

[Co-host Greg]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you get out of it? I'm waiting to hear this.

[Co-host Bob]

He is deeply in love with her. Like, he is smitten. Like, there's no doubt about it. It's not. I was. I wanted to see if there was a bit.

[Co-host Greg]

Bit. Yeah.

[Co-host Bob]

Yeah. And it's not a bit. No.

[Co-host Greg]

He's good for both of our careers. Football games, everybody watches. I go to your concert.

[Co-host Bob]

No, it's not that He's. He's all about her or their acting. She adore. He adores her. No, I. I don't think he's.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can.

[Co-host Bob]

You can usually tell there's some fake. I mean, it's a good gig. I.

[Co-host Greg]

What's your back? Yeah. What's the downside for him?

[John Clay Wolf]

Gig.

[Co-host Eddie]

They're good for each other. Here's the power of what we do for a living, though, fellas. He, like. I don't know how many years ago, like, said to his brother, when the podcast was new, he said, you know what? I'd like to. I'd like to make a friendship bracelet with my number on it and send it to that gal. She's fabulous.

[Co-host Bob]

Out of nowhere, he just did that.

[Co-host Eddie]

And she heard about it. Now they're a thing. You know, it's like sometimes it's a.

[Co-host Greg]

Little easier when you're a major football star.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're turning into the king and queen, right? I mean, it's ridiculous. I mean, when they have. When. When she gets knocked up, assuming she can conceive since she's so thin.

[Co-host Greg]

Well, he's got a point. She's got a point.

[John Clay Wolf]

That.

[Co-host Eddie]

That she's.

[Co-host Greg]

I always.

[Co-host Eddie]

Those thighs are kind of busty.

[Co-host Bob]

She's got a little bit of meat on her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does she?

[Co-host Bob]

Yeah, she's gotten a little bit more meat on her.

[John Clay Wolf]

I remember when we were in elementary school and they were talking about fat on the back of women's legs, like the difference between female and male anatomy and how women will have more fat on the back of their legs to help them conceive.

[Co-host Greg]

This came up in school?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Co-host Greg]

No, I for sure never came up in my school.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you're at the wrong school.

[Co-host Greg]

Apparently.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was.

[Co-host Bob]

So go back. So when they can see. What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does she have enough fat on the back of legs so she can conceive?

[Co-host Greg]

What does the fat on the back of the leg have to do with it? Did they tell you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, do I look like a scientist?

[Co-host Greg]

Yeah. You?

[Co-host Bob]

I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, the only thing I know about birth control is abortions cost about 300 bucks back then.

[Co-host Greg]

Wow. Wow.

[Co-host Eddie]

Yeah, but your middle school years, though, you were raised in an agricultural environment, like me, like an Aggie. Yeah, we did talk about that stuff. You'd see a pretty gal in the seventh grade and you'd be like, well, I'd like to snort her flank. And people are like, what are you talking about? Snorter flank. That's what horses do. Horses.

[Co-host Greg]

Horses get.

[Co-host Eddie]

Don't ever call me again.

[Co-host Bob]

You think your wife's offended by this conversation about Taylor Swift right now?

[John Clay Wolf]

She's laughing, but she's also not. But, yeah, she sent me the stats last night on all this. Oh, let's.

[Co-host Bob]

Let's hear it. Because she was watching the stream too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then, so I needed it. Right. I needed these stats. Yes. In the middle of your six for something. A. 380 million views on Instagram on this clip. 380 million on a clip on Instagram, 62 million views on X, 35 million views on tick tock, 15 on YouTube, and 1.3 million live viewers, which was some record.

[Co-host Bob]

It is a record. Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Episode stream crashed. I think that's why our thing's not working this morning. Our. Our YouTube feed is not working this morning because we've crashed it. Yeah, because the fat on the backside of Taylor's legs. Episode. Or lack thereof. Episode stream crashed. Past 3 million followers on Instagram. He got 400,000 new YouTube subscribers from her. Coming. So we should have her on the show.

[Co-host Bob]

Yeah, let's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host Bob]

So is there something else?

[John Clay Wolf]

Your stats.

[Co-host Bob]

Well, Bob O. You're available. Who do you want to bed? Who do you want it to date? You got to say it on the show and then go do it.

[Co-host Greg]

And the universe brings her to you. Obviously. That's the way it works. You just mentioned someone and the universe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Colombian. From the.

[Co-host Eddie]

Oh, the manifest thing.

[Co-host Greg]

Yes.

[Co-host Eddie]

Who do you want to manifest yourself?

[Co-host Greg]

That's it.

[Co-host Bob]

Do it for the show.

[Co-host Eddie]

Can I have a time machine?

[Co-host Bob]

No, no, no. This is now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn it, man.

[Co-host Eddie]

Yeah, because I was gonna say Apollonia in 1983.

[John Clay Wolf]

That won't work.

[Co-host Bob]

We got to do it now.

[Co-host Eddie]

Prince has got nothing on me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotta help the show, man.

[Co-host Eddie]

Who am I? You know, there are a lot of beauties out there. I think that Hathaway gal still rings pretty large in my legend.

[Co-host Bob]

Will that crash the Internet for us? I don't think so. We gotta have somebody that's gonna cry.

[Co-host Eddie]

You need somebody super famous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are her boobs real?

[Co-host Eddie]

Okay, Lizzo.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's kind of.

[Co-host Eddie]

I'll take one for the team.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't have stairs. Like when I built the stairs up to the studio out here, I did not steal. Reinforce them. So that might not work.

[Co-host Eddie]

She's got a flute and a big ass.

[Co-host Bob]

No, this is not gonna work either.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. We could harpooner and pick her up with a forklift and bring her up through the. On the outside in the car barn, right? And set her on the deck out there like we did that couch and then just bring her in or just run a wire out there. We could talk to her out there on the patio.

[Co-host Eddie]

As you realize, I don't have to pick like you just sign me up. Y' all pick. I'm in. All right, I'll go.

[Co-host Bob]

We gotta have find something that's gonna break the Internet for us.

[Co-host Eddie]

And I got skills. I got skills.

[Co-host Bob]

Not break the stairs. Break the Internet for us.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's got to shake it off, dog.

[Co-host Greg]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man. I. I think that the Taylor's live shows are so they touchy feely that you get into this whole shtick and you feel she has this ability to make her feel like you're her best friend. And that's what the deal is.

[Co-host Greg]

It's kind of what Garth did. Now, did you go to the Taylor Swift show, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, can I just slap you out of your ch.

[Co-host Greg]

Oh, you did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really? Oh, no, no, no, no. I pulled up and let him out.

[Co-host Bob]

That's right.

[Co-host Greg]

Okay, okay. All right. You just had that face on you. That face on like. Yes, I went. Why'd you bring it up?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I did not go.

[Co-host Bob]

I will make a prediction right here. You're going to put bets down.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think I'm going?

[Co-host Bob]

No, she's going to perform the Super Bowl. I think this is a lot of build up here for the NFL. I have time telling you this year.

[Co-host Eddie]

Watch it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it'd be fine. Be good, I guess.

[Co-host Bob]

And you're.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're.

[Co-host Bob]

And you're gonna be there because your wife is such a fan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who. Who's in the super. Oh, we don't know who's in San Francisco.

[Co-host Bob]

You're thinking about it now.

[John Clay Wolf]

There will be a lot of glitter and a lot of homosexuals if it's in San Francisco.

[Co-host Bob]

Yeah, it lines up right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the tracking share.

[Co-host Eddie]

T's full of homos.

[John Clay Wolf]

And ding. Here we go.

[Co-host Greg]

Let's wrap it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

San Fran's pretty. Are they going to be good this year?

[Co-host Bob]

Nah, they'll be. They'll be average.

[John Clay Wolf]

The problem with, with predicting pro teams is everybody's so good. It just changes college. You can kind of nail it, but it's hard. Yeah, the pros are just all. They're pros. They're all pros. Anybody can be great on any day in pro.

[Co-host Greg]

Any given.

[Co-host Eddie]

Any given Sunday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sunday. My name is John clay wolf. This is Saturdays mornings. Every Saturday. You know the car calls coming up next. 800 to 800 7234. 800-800-7234. Call in during this break. Give me year, make, model, miles, Average, rough or clean. 800-800-7234. Hey, real quick. Wayne in Arkansas, you want nine grand for this van. You had a previous offer for 10.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why didn't you take the 10?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

But he wasn't. Because he wanted me to drive it to Colorado.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you really had a previous offer for nine when you net out the shipping. Hang on. We'll get to this in just a minute. In 87.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Yeah, 87 with a hundred. Almost108,000 miles clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got advice. I got advice if you want to hear advice. I get my. I'd fill that up. I get my ass behind the wheel, I'd start driving to Colorado. This, I mean, if you got a guy that's willing to give you 10 delivered, I mean, you know, you're the one selling. It's a four wheel drive van, half ton, a one ton camper.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, that's full blown retail. You know, like somebody that has an emotional tie. Like he and his granddad went on a road trip in it. That's what he's paying you. So much. You need. You need to go take that to him. Not gonna give you nine grand for an 87 van.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Right. Even though there's. There's no rust.

[John Clay Wolf]

What am I gonna do with it?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Go hunt with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need to go hunt in that guy's checkbook in Colorado. You need to get. You need to get off the phone with me and get in that van, fill it up and head to Colorado. But get him to wire you at least a thousand or two before you go so you don't get up there and he stiffs you. Because that happens. All right, we'll be right back. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John claywolf. Buy cars in the Air and RVs and travel trailers. You can load them into givemetheven.com beyond all your means.

[Show Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

This is the John Clay in Charlotte, North Carolina. You've got a 86 Porsche 944 Turbo with the OTO. That does not work. It's about 100 grand on the clock. You think?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Probably yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It says it needs a bushing, it needs a windshield and it needs AC. You want 15 grand. You've had previous offers around there. Hey, Pre K, can you get on the air with me? Yo, yo. So when he said he's had 15 grand, he's had previous offers around there. When you're screening these phone calls, do you ever ask him why, why didn't just take it, you know?

[Co-host Bob]

Yeah, like with that van. I said, man, why don't you just take that thing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Luke, why didn't you just take the 15 grand?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Well, you know how cars go, you know. You have someone, a lot of the people I've had with. I'm a real estate broker. I bought off a client. I like driving older cars. Nice little conversation piece.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gave four grand.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

I didn't know much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh? You gave him four grand?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

No, I did not. I've got probably 12, 12, 5 if you got a 13 in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Buying it and going through it and just driving it the past.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what did you pay them for it when you bought it?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

I paid. I mean, I know this is a cardinal sin, but paid 10,5 for it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well then, I mean, did you do that just because you're making so much money on their other deal that you felt obligated to help close the other deal?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Well, the house we were about to list, and I had been over there the day before wanting to clean it out and just had seen a white car with the hood up and knowing the person, you know, good buyer, good history. And I've been looking for a little manual something, you know, just to drive through the spring, summer and you know, just have some fun with and then sell it. And that's where I say I hadn't planned on really, you know, forcing it off. I love driving the car. But go back to your original question. Someone's saying they'll give you 20, they'll give you 18. You know, you're probably going to end up around 14, 15. You know, it's not in concourse pristine condition, but it's been garage kept. It's original. You know, you see them going in the, you know, low 20s.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't. That's not true. I'm sitting here looking at comps right now. You're in the real estate world. You work up off a world of comps. Here's a 70,000 mile one that looks great. That does have air conditioning that works. It doesn't need a windshield. That doesn't. Doesn't, does it? And it sold for 14,500. There's another one with 80,000 miles that sold for 11. Eight right here. Yeah. Turbo. Turbo. Turbo. 944 Turbo. Yep. Yep.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Well, I mean, the fuchs on it has to carry something. It's white, you know, it's got a body kit that was factory off of it. And it's got the matching fuch.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a fook?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

I don't like saying it. I mean, fushi. The fook wheels of the Porsche, the alloy wheels, okay. They're really popular. A lot of people use these cars as a parts car. This is my first. I've had a lot of other different.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stuff, but now we're talking parts car.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Yeah, well, I mean, parts car, whatever. It's got factory LSD the first year.

[John Clay Wolf]

The body kit might be something, I don't know. But I mean, if. If I like it, like it, I've got a fix here. And guys say, oh, it just needs a recharge, right? Well, they didn't always work like that. You recharge it, then it leaks right out. And you realize that you need a compressor. And then you got to find a 1800 compressor. You got to pay some crackhead.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Oh, they're up 500 to put in Euro, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, all right.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

You can get original oem.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, my time. See, I don't want to take your car and finish your project. So you need to get that kind of money. You need to finish your project because I don't want to sit out here.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

What's it worth? Call. I know you're a big fan of Porsches.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give eight grand Porsches.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Now. I'm sorry, brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, next car. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Thanks for calling in fook and all. It's cool. I just. These cars, the flex disc in them goes bad. This goes bad, and that goes bad. You know? And this guy that sold this one on bring a trailer for 12 grand. The guy that bought it from him's pissed off. He's calling him. He's threatened legal action about something. Trust me, I've done this before. Nobody's ever happy with these old cars because they break. It's a pain in the ass. Eight grand. Yeah, that's about right. Maybe nine. All right. Thank you, sir. Be right back.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Finger, give him the vin.

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The John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like the Good Humor, man. I'd wait for him. It was another huge thing of life.

[Co-host Greg]

As a guy was.

[John Clay Wolf]

You hear that little jingle bell and.

[Co-host Greg]

The white truck and the little white suit.

[Co-host Bob]

And we'd stand in line behind the truck and all the different ice creams that you could get was on the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back of the truck placed right over the exhaust pipe.

[Co-host Bob]

You had a Dixie cup.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was the equivalent of smoking a pack of Camels. Nobody cared. These were good times.

[Show Announcer]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show. Heard on the air, coast to coast and [e-mail] the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dedicate one to the ladies.

[Co-host Eddie]

Sometimes need something to keep you cool I know Summertime Sil, babe, need something to keep you cool. Better look out now, though. Dave's got something for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I was kind of a jerk to that Porsche guy minute ago. I'd like to apologize and raise my bid to possibly 10,000 from 8. Wow.

[Co-host Bob]

It's not what he's asking, though, but I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I was just. I was just being real hard on him because I'm feeling sick today. He gave nine. I'd give 10, I think on that. TMU is what it is. Porsche Turbo. A 1944 Turbo. I mean, that. Well, the Odo just quit working. Well, I mean, it's tmu. True. Miles unknown. Right.

[Co-host Greg]

By the way, we're up on YouTube. Our YouTube stream is now going. If you want to go to jcwshow.com and click on the YouTube stream.

[John Clay Wolf]

We are live crab in California.

[Co-host Eddie]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on the air.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Good morning. Hey, I missed the chat this morning. God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Dang it. Dirty. Hey, are you coming? Well, you sound tired, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, I'm glad I sound tired because I feel like I'm dying.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

You're not the same energetic John Clay usual, but I'd like to invite you out for the next weekend. Heidi and Frank are having a St. Jude beach party. And you can do. You can do your show in the morning in Burbank, and then my friend Lanny could pick you up and take you to the party.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Co-host Bob]

Oh, come on, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

I appreciate it. I've been on the road too much. I'm tired.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

I know, dude. Like, you gotta relax. But I missed the chat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, we'll get on there. It's working now. All right. Thank you, Crab. I'm done. I mean, you and I went to Sturgis a week ago, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I went to Los Angeles. Worked all last week, and then I went to Monterey, did car week.

[Co-host Eddie]

So you didn't make Monterey.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did. And I just got home last night, and I was gonna do the show from there this morning, but I started feeling bad. I'm like, you know, I'm gonna get my ass home, get back home. So, yeah, that was fun.

[Co-host Greg]

How was Sturges? What'd you guys do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Rode motorcycles, drank beer, saw slutty women, aged slutty women. It's not. It's not the youngest crowd in the world. No, no, no.

[Co-host Greg]

Has that changed over the years, I wonder. I know you haven't been there before.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was there last year, but. No, it's fine. What'd you. What was your take on Sturgis, Bob?

[Co-host Eddie]

I wish we'd had more time, but, you know, that's kind of the nature of the beast. You fly in your first day, you get some good hang time. Some pretty good hang time. Go to bed the night before, get up, set up, do the show, tear it down, fly back out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Co-host Eddie]

You know, same thing. The time we went to Louisiana last time, right? And we did Metairie, I think, and.

[John Clay Wolf]

That'S how they say it.

[Co-host Eddie]

We did those two and hardly saw any bit of. I've always wanted to see New Orleans. I haven't yet, but I've been there, you know, so it's. That's. That's show business.

[Co-host Greg]

Nobody got into any trouble. There was no issues. It's so rare for us to travel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host Greg]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't.

[Co-host Eddie]

I don't remember any.

[Co-host Greg]

I remember in the early days of this show, we went to Houston, and then we got more trouble in 24 hours.

[Co-host Eddie]

NTA took my Zippo. The bastards.

[Co-host Greg]

Well, yeah. You can't take a lighter on an airplane. Why don't you stick a gun? What the heck?

[Co-host Eddie]

I've carried that Zippo through security at the airport in Texas.

[Co-host Greg]

It really depends on.

[Co-host Eddie]

Many times.

[Co-host Greg]

You're right. It depends on the person you get. It really does.

[Co-host Bob]

So how is it traveling with Bob O John?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's fun. It was. We had a good time. I enjoyed it. Had a blast. 24 hours is all you need in Sturgis. It was good.

[Co-host Eddie]

Yeah. Really. You know, you. You got right out that main street, the one you see the video of all your lives Sturgis. Year after year. It's. I mean, it's there. It's really what you. What you see on TV is really there, man. It's crazy. The Hell's Angels. You were talking about Sonny Borger, who used to be the president of the Angels back in Hunter Thompson's day. They still have a storefront on the main street in Sturgis, just around the corner from where we were.

[Co-host Greg]

The Hell's Angels have a storefront?

[Co-host Eddie]

Yeah, I stopped by.

[Co-host Greg]

What do they sell?

[Co-host Eddie]

The signage is still up there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drugs, guns.

[Co-host Eddie]

Merch. Merch.

[Co-host Greg]

Merch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it say Hell's Angels?

[Co-host Eddie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the march. I'd have taken a shirt like that.

[Co-host Eddie]

White sign, red letters.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Huh. Had no idea the Monterey Car Week is going on right now, actually. I mean, these are the last two days. Pebble Beach. It's pretty neat. I did it last year, too, seeing.

[Co-host Eddie]

Their ad stuff going by on Facebook.

[John Clay Wolf]

Friend of mine bought a car for DJ Marshmallows manager.

[Co-host Eddie]

DJ Marshmallow?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. His. His manager is a car collector. And that guy's kind of like Simon cowell of the DJs. He's the Jay Z of the DJ. So I think. I guess he's real successful, huh? But they.

[Co-host Eddie]

I'm having lunch tomorrow with Colonel Mustard.

[John Clay Wolf]

$3.3 million for this Ferrari F40 candlestick in the library. And then that F40 that was on for sale.

[Co-host Greg]

That thing was expensive. They're very crazy expensive.

[John Clay Wolf]

I rode that bitch to 9.2.96 million in that bankruptcy sale. And then another guy raised it to three. And I'm like, I'm out.

[Co-host Eddie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But Sotheby's and rm, I mean, RM and all the auction houses, we're bidding against each other. It was really weird. There was only five bidders on this. And this bankruptcy thing was on Zoom. And we're all looking at each other. We're all friends, you know, everybody. Yeah. We're just like, can I ask what.

[Co-host Greg]

Makes a vehicle worth $3 million?

[Co-host Bob]

It's just art.

[Co-host Greg]

Just art. It's just always been anywhere. Nobody owned it. It wasn't in a movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

F40 was the last car that Enzo Ferrari blessed and thought it was a work of art. Then he got it passed. And. And it's a son of a car. It's badass. And they only made like 1600 of them. And. And they're just worth a lot of money.

[Co-host Greg]

This is the car you know, buy. You park. You never drive it. You never wanted outside.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Co-host Greg]

Lean on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You buy it, then you Sell it is what you do if you're me.

[Co-host Eddie]

But the scene is very Machiavellian. And I. And I felt. Charlie, I felt like I was. I was you, because I know you're inside A lot of these things going on, the deliberations and John's thinking ahead. He was on the phone right after we landed in South Dakota last week with. With his. I'll say fixer. Yeah, right. Talking. What are we going to bid for this? What are they going to be? Where are they going to stop? Where are we going to stop? Where do you want to be? Is that all? Is that it might. Do you want to go? Do you want to go? So and so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Co-host Eddie]

You want to. Let me think about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our number was 2.8 million, and I wrote it on up to almost 3 just to. Because the one guy that was bidding on it was an end user. And I knew he was going to go to three three. And I just went. I thought I could get three for it. So I hit that one last time. And then the judge was like, were you going to be the backup bidder in case he didn't close? I'm like, nope, nope. I said, I'll be a backup. Better at 2.8.

[Co-host Greg]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because that guy ran me to 2.96. And if he doesn't pay, why should I have to be the backup bidder on a guy that didn't pay, that wrote that carried me another 200 grand. I said, okay. And it kind of screwed the court up. Like, what do we do? What do we do?

[Co-host Greg]

We have to have a backup.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So, I mean, I'm sure the guy's gonna close. Some rich, crazy, rich pharmaceutical exec that sold out.

[Co-host Greg]

I mean, as a toy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, well, he just. These crazy. You know, you see these crazy numbers in the newspaper. So and so sold his I. AI Company for gazillion dollars. I mean, what are they going to do with all that money?

[Co-host Bob]

Buy those things?

[John Clay Wolf]

If they're carqueers, they're going to do that. And that's the whole shtick. The key is just don't get hung with a. Yeah, yeah, just get in, get out. We'll be right back.

[Show Announcer]

Yo, we're back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com taking over your radio every Saturday morning. Hit him up 800. 800 radio. The John Clay Wolf Show.

[Co-host Eddie]

You what? What makes me think of the movie Flight. JD And I were talking during the break about it. What happened to the Southwest Pilot?

[Co-host Greg]

Oh, I thought we're going to do mail from jail.

[Co-host Eddie]

We sure got one.

[Co-host Greg]

Well, gets over around to the pilot who ended up in jail. Sad but true. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what happened?

[Co-host Greg]

The mail in jail, we bring in, of course, from heaven, Johnny Cash to read these. These letters we get. We get letters from guys that are in jail. They love it. They listen to us every week and then they write to us. And maybe when they get out, they'll come to visit. Here comes one now.

[Co-host Eddie]

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. Fellers. I don't have anything from any pilots or anything here.

[Co-host Greg]

Probably not.

[Co-host Eddie]

All right, so I got the right guy.

[Co-host Greg]

You do?

[Co-host Eddie]

Okay.

[Co-host Greg]

Indeed.

[Co-host Eddie]

This week's mail from jail entry reads Greetings from hell. Oh, like a title card. That's something Willie to do, right? I know you people like to joke about being in jail, but please get me out. I need help. Exclamation point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Co-host Eddie]

I'm currently waiting outside of my cell while my cellmate has a date with his so called girlfriend. It's a nasty, nasty deed. I don't want to have to go back in there to sleep tonight. Guards in here do nothing to stop the homosexuality or the violence or the theft and extortion. In here. I can hardly eat my honey buns from the commissary without some crackhead trying to steal them from me. I am asking for help. God has not answered my prayers. So maybe Satan on your show can give me some answers as to how I can get out of here or at least better navigate this hell hole. I am tired of fermented prune juice.

[Co-host Greg]

What?

[Co-host Eddie]

I want to be outside where I can drink Jack Daniels and go to the strip club.

[Co-host Greg]

Which is what got you in there.

[Co-host Eddie]

Please help. Exclamation point. Carlos Castanella, Jayhawk and senior corrections Center, Little Rock. Architect, Arkansas man.

[Co-host Greg]

Carlos having a hard time in prison.

[Co-host Bob]

Yeah. Should we get Satan, see if we can any advice for him? I mean, he asked for him, right?

[Co-host Greg]

He's praying to God.

[Co-host Eddie]

It's bad in there for a pimp.

[Co-host Greg]

God's not going to get you out of prison. No, the devil might. Yeah, we couldn't get Joe Exotic out of prison yet.

[Guest or Commentator Hank]

Yeah, I. I've been watching this guy. Listen, he's over. He's really overacting, you know?

[Co-host Greg]

Oh, really? Yeah, it's not that big, Shane. It's not that bad.

[Guest or Commentator Hank]

Listen, that prune juice is a pretty good way to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Guest or Commentator Hank]

But if you're interested in a pinch at those rare times I find myself in a, say, dry county and they got them all over the Middle East. Yeah, I'll have the prune gin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Guest or Commentator Hank]

Twist the lime. Here's what makes it just a splash of ginger ale. Really lovely. And that guy is making fun of his cellmate and his, quote, girlfriend.

[Co-host Greg]

Right? That's a little.

[Guest or Commentator Hank]

And it's a little twisty of a deal. It is a men's prison, and they are both. But the girlfriend looks just like tina Louise in 1965. I know a lot of guys are Marianne guys, but I'm a ginger guy myself.

[Co-host Greg]

You are.

[Guest or Commentator Hank]

And Tina Louise in 65.

[Co-host Greg]

Yeah.

[Guest or Commentator Hank]

I'd be staying indoors, too. So buck up, buttercup.

[Co-host Greg]

You're gonna be there a while, you know.

[Guest or Commentator Hank]

You know why you're there. Enjoy your time.

[Co-host Greg]

You've been turning.

[Guest or Commentator Hank]

See you in three years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Co-host Greg]

Turned down by the devil.

[Co-host Eddie]

I can't believe y'. All. Yeah, actually. And was that. Was that actually Satan?

[Co-host Greg]

That's actually Satan. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We keep.

[Co-host Eddie]

Well, that's fascinating.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host Greg]

He comes in.

[Co-host Eddie]

Don't ever mention this to June Carter if you run into her.

[Co-host Greg]

I will not.

[Co-host Eddie]

I'll never hear the end of it, partner. If you got mail from Jill, just send it on down the line to us here at P.O. box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. Zip code is 76147. Prune gin.

[Co-host Greg]

Who knew?

[Co-host Eddie]

All right, now it's time for plane talk with your captain, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ryan.

[Co-host Greg]

Well, this happened back in January, but we're just now getting the video captain for Southwest Airlines. Sadly, David also was arrested at Savannah Hilton Head International Airport shortly before he was scheduled to fly Southwest 3772 to Chicago. Basically, the TSA agent smelled alcohol on him, so they called the cops, they pull him out of the cockpit, and all this, of course, is on video, and they give him a sobriety test right there. Here's the news clip that we have.

[Podbean Announcer]

Well, new video shows the moments before a Southwest Airlines pilot was arrested in Georgia, right before he was set to fly to Chicago. So this happened back in January. Police were called because security noticed that the pilot smelled of alcohol.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you be willing to provide feeling sobriety with me right now?

[Co-host Greg]

No.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Why not?

[Co-host Greg]

There's no need.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I can smell an odor consistent with an alcoholic beverage.

[Co-host Greg]

Oh, sorry.

[Co-host Bob]

Please.

[Podbean Announcer]

So Southwest Airlines pilot David Allsop claimed that what the officer smelled might be his nicotine gum. That's what he was trying to show them when it fell out of his mouth. But cam video later show that he failed two of three field sobriety tests. Alsop also declined a blood draw to confirm his blood alcohol Level. Southwest Airlines employees tried to take Alsop to their own into their own custody for their own investigation, but police refused, citing the law. Alsop has not yet been formally charged.

[Co-host Greg]

It's a felony. Yeah. Once you get caught, you're done. You're done. If you go to them and say, I have a problem, they will cover you up. They'll take care of you. They'll put you in rehab.

[Co-host Eddie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Co-host Greg]

But if you get caught, it's felony. I know. I knew a Southwest Airlines captain actually in rehab. Excuse me.

[Co-host Bob]

Really?

[Co-host Greg]

Well, yeah, we did. And he said, you know, one day we're coming in, and, yeah, I'd had a few, you know, drinks. He goes, I actually carried one of those little Brookstone sobriety blowers. I said, you know, if you carry that in your flight kit, maybe there's a problem. He said, but when they landed, they just did a random. No one smelled it on him. They did a random. They pulled him aside, and he goes, I went from being on top of the world captain for the airlines to in cuffs and in a Dallas police car within 30 minutes.

[Co-host Eddie]

Unbelievable.

[Co-host Greg]

Career over.

[Co-host Eddie]

Guy thinks he's Denzel Washington now.

[Co-host Greg]

Oh, yeah, from the. From the flight movie.

[Co-host Eddie]

Yeah. Oh, great film.

[Co-host Bob]

Ah, yeah. When you get the little bump to get going.

[Co-host Eddie]

John Goodman, Banana boats coming.

[Co-host Greg]

There's so many good scenes in that movie. I mean, it's a terrible. What happened, but there's so many good scenes when John Goodman walks into the Rolling Stone. Sympathy. Sympathy for the Devil, of course.

[Co-host Bob]

How many pilots are drunk?

[Co-host Greg]

No, none.

[Co-host Eddie]

Hey, back in the day. Back in the day, it was just like cops. Like, Cops and pilots. Not when they're working, but they. These boys can drink.

[Co-host Greg]

They can drink.

[Co-host Bob]

It's a stressful job, I imagine, to mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell it is.

[Co-host Eddie]

And I've tipped it. I've tipped a glass or two with you, Turley. And like, I'm just telling you, some people can drink.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host Greg]

But anyway, sad, sad story. We're sorry to hear that, but we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. By the way, we're back on YouTube if you want to see us now, we were off for a little bit. We don't even know why. But go to jcwshow.com and click on there. And you can also talk to all the folks that are on the chat room. They're having a good time. And more of the John Clay Wolf shows coming right up. Don't go in.

[Co-host Eddie]

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[Co-host Greg]

Show right after this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take that new wet limo we're poured right together.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

I feel like a plastic groom alone.

[John Clay Wolf]

There at the top of the cake so hey, I'm getting drunk on a plane buying tricks for everybod got the 7:37 rocking like a jeep from the Wolf Radio studios.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Alex in Baton Rouge, you're saying that the mayor of New Orleans was indicted for. With the chief of police. Is it like a homosexual love thing or is the chief of police a woman?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

The chief of police is a male. The mayor of New Orleans is a female or of sorts. Latoya Cantrell, federally indicted on 18 counts of fraud of government money. Taken various trips with her head of security. And I'm assuming head of other things was the chief of police, Singh. I know, right? I'll let you guys. I'll let you guys talk about it. Obviously it's pretty crazy in here down here in Baton Rouge, but anytime you guys come in for for Tigers football game, you're welcome. With tickets and tailgates, look for DJ Alex.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir. DJ Ellis. Yeah. Louisiana always has political corruption. I mean, that's just the name that's in there.

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[John Clay Wolf]

That's in the government orders. Like what do you call them?

[Co-host Bob]

You can't get in unless you're correct. Right.

[Co-host Greg]

Remember Ray Megan, the mayor?

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[Co-host Greg]

During the hurricane. He gets so in so much in trouble. But yeah, that does seem to be their thing in New Orleans.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're bad about that. Yeah, I've always said Louisiana is the only third world state in the United States.

[Co-host Eddie]

It's all the way back to Huey Long. I mean, it's a spicy political scene. No doubt a Big Easy.

[Co-host Greg]

One of my favorite audio clips during. After the hurricane, they had the governor on. On the news, and they had a helicopter shot of all these school buses. They were underwater at this point because the hurricane had come and gone, so we had no way of getting people out of New Orleans. And then he took the helicopter shut and said, how about all these school buses? And the governor goes, well, they're underwater. Well, they are now, but they weren't before then. Explaining why you didn't get people out of the way of the hurricane. Those are underwater.

[Co-host Eddie]

Yeah.

[Co-host Greg]

Crap. Really?

[Co-host Eddie]

Well, they make it look so easy. Until something goes wrong.

[Co-host Greg]

Yeah. Then it shows up, always.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of hurricanes, there's one in the Virgin Islands forming up.

[Co-host Greg]

Yep.

[Co-host Eddie]

Mary Bell.

[Co-host Greg]

It's gonna pass between. It's Aaron, actually. It's gonna pass between the Virgin Islands and the Bahamas. So it's gonna kind of move north and go up our east coast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do they call them the Virgin Islands? What's. I mean, people lose their virginity there.

[Co-host Eddie]

Oh, they just never had any.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's going on in football, Mike?

[Co-host Bob]

Of course you would say that out there. Why do they call them the Virgin Islands? Like football? Like NFL? Nothing, really. It's preseason, right? Everybody's talking about Travis and Taylor Swift this past week. That was actually more interesting than preseason football.

[Co-host Eddie]

You want to hear something ridiculous?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Co-host Eddie]

So I don't watch a lot of sports journalism on tv.

[Co-host Greg]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Co-host Eddie]

I've. I've been watching Deion Sanders, son play for the Cleveland Browns. You know, seeing the. Reading the headlines.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shador Shooter.

[Co-host Bob]

No, Shador Shooter.

[Co-host Eddie]

S H E U D E R. Shooter.

[Co-host Greg]

Shooter.

[Co-host Eddie]

I've been saying it for six weeks, so it's official. Me. John calls him. What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell, I don't know. African Americans always take names and take vowels and just bend them like a guitar string.

[Co-host Eddie]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just can't. Yeah, it's hard.

[Co-host Eddie]

It's a cultural thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

It doesn't sound like it reads on paper.

[Co-host Eddie]

It's a cultural thing. He's not a hater.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a Texan.

[Co-host Eddie]

He's the accidental racist. Hurley says, no, it's Shador.

[Co-host Bob]

Shador, yes.

[Co-host Eddie]

Screw that. It's Shooter.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'll go.

[Co-host Eddie]

I mean, I'll go so far because shooter is actually spelled with two O's and a t. But if you want to S h e u D E R your shooter, that's fine. I don't know. It's your door. What is that, like the. The twin brother, Sade? The singer? No, get out.

[Co-host Greg]

Are you hating?

[Co-host Eddie]

Don't call me anymore. Don't you dare show up here in a Hajib Turley.

[Co-host Bob]

Are you hating on him?

[Co-host Eddie]

Certain cultural things just piss me off.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like him.

[Co-host Bob]

I hope he does. I do, too. I think not this year so much, but he's got a future.

[Co-host Eddie]

He's performing well in preseason. Now. That says nothing about anything.

[Co-host Bob]

If they keep him as the fourth string when the season starts, then, you know, they're trying to bury him. I mean, because there's no reason to do that. If it's that obvious, there's no reason to do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'll get picked up, transfer out to somebody else. How long is that rookie. Rookie. Contract?

[Co-host Bob]

Three years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. He's stuck for three years.

[Co-host Bob]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you just not accept it? Okay? You get drafted, right, and you're trying out for the team. Right? Now, when they offer him his rookie deal, can he just pass?

[Co-host Bob]

Yeah, he doesn't have to sign it. I mean, there's. There's rookies out there that don't sign their deal right off the bat. But I mean, that's very rare. I mean, everybody signs it. They're trying to. Usually the first round is the ones that are negotiating the deal. He's a fifth rounder. I mean, he's going to take it. There's no reason not to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but if he just didn't take it and he stays on ice for a minute, somebody's gonna need him.

[Co-host Bob]

Yeah, I mean, I agree.

[John Clay Wolf]

He went to a club that's four deep.

[Co-host Bob]

Yeah, I. I think he's gonna, they're not gonna keep him fourth string, but there's that whole. Well, are they trying to bury him because of his dad and his past and NFL spiteful? Well, you can see that happening. Are you, you excited for college football?

[John Clay Wolf]

Always.

[Co-host Bob]

So. I know, I know the, the super.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bowl of college football is in two weeks, 28th.

[Co-host Bob]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, the game of the year, it's. It's the final championship game, is the first game of the year.

[Co-host Bob]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Texas, Ohio State.

[Co-host Bob]

And Ohio State is favored.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Co-host Bob]

Which is early on still. It's hard to make any predictions like that this is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think that their quarterback is better than Quinn?

[Co-host Bob]

Yours, Archie? Not yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, me neither.

[Co-host Bob]

Not yet. I think he's got a lot of hype around him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Co-host Bob]

I think he can run better than Quinn does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Quinn's pretty good. Yeah, I like him. Guys, I'm not myself, so you know that. So you're gonna have to carry me.

[Co-host Greg]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's okay.

[Co-host Greg]

Speaking of sports, nascar just. Guys see this video this week, I think like the thrill of victory. So you know, they, they run around, they do all the tire burning and then they get in the victory circle, the winner circle. So this guy, poor guy, Connor, I think it is, I probably pronounced it wrong. So he gets up on his car, you know, they stand up on their car and they shake down, they shoot the, the champagne and everything. So he stands up on the side of his car, falls off, falls hard, hits his head and knocks himself out. Oh, also broke his collarbone. Here's, here's how it sounded, by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cut.

[Co-host Greg]

Number one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seven career wins. Let's go down to Mobile one, Victory Lane.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Oh my gosh.

[Co-host Bob]

If you watch the video, he's so, you know how they stand up on the side, right? And he's raising his finger up like I'm number one.

[John Clay Wolf]

And boom.

[Co-host Eddie]

Knocked himself out head first, brother.

[Co-host Greg]

Head first himself out and broke his collarbone. So no matter what he does for the rest of his career, he's going to be known as the guy that.

[Co-host Bob]

Knocked himself out for winning. I don't know anything about him. Do you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

But you'll know.

[Co-host Bob]

Hey, do you remember that guy that won a race?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're that guy.

[Co-host Greg]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Co-host Greg]

Knocked yourself out, didn't you, cowboy? So that was the big NASCAR news.

[Co-host Bob]

I don't know if he's going to ever win another race again. But he's got, he's least famous for something.

[Co-host Greg]

Yep. You know, we talked about Charlie Sheen. Could he ever be relevant again? I mean, after his rise and fall, the first trailer for a two part Charlie Sheen Dr. Documentary has come out. Do we care anymore?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope.

[Co-host Greg]

No, we don't.

[Co-host Eddie]

Hell yeah, I care.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[Co-host Greg]

Here's part of it actually, if you want to hear it. It's cut number three.

[John Clay Wolf]

I lit the fuse, you know, and my life turns into everything it wasn't supposed to be. There's only one person alive that has the answers to so many people's questions about me. And the whole world goes, he's the guy.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Imagine what that did to my head. He was the highest paid TV star of all time. Everything was fine for a while. Nobody got hurt, nobody got arrested. For a while.

[Co-host Greg]

He kept saying, no, no, no.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

I'm in the hospital now, but next.

[John Clay Wolf]

Week I'll be ready for the show. When Charlie said that he was smoking seven gram rocks, he was, he was.

[Co-host Eddie]

Smoking seven gram rocks.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Winning the stuff that I plan on sharing.

[Co-host Greg]

I had made a sacred vow to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Only reveal to a therapist. Is there going to Be anything off limits?

[Co-host Eddie]

No.

[Co-host Greg]

So Denise Richards is in this thing. Sean Pan, of course, the two and a Half costar. Two and a Half Man. John Criers. And it's, it's, it's gonna.

[Co-host Eddie]

And Heidi flies.

[Co-host Greg]

But will you watch it, Hollywood?

[John Clay Wolf]

I will.

[Co-host Eddie]

I want to know precisely which drugs and how much he was on back then. What a fabulous time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Sean. In College Station, you said KLOS in California. DJ threw some shade at me recently.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Yeah, that's true. Yeah. I was listening. A lady called in saying she missed them on the weekend. She liked to hear Heidi and Frank in the morning and on the weekend she didn't hear that, but it's just not as good on the weekends. And Frank said, oh, he must be listening to John Clay Wolf then.

[Co-host Bob]

So, you know, it's friendly rubbing, that's all.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, that's fine.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

I thought it was pretty good, but he gets a little triggered when anything Texas is mentioned. He wept his underooves a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's pretty good friendly.

[Co-host Bob]

I don't know why he's just ribbing you.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's fun. Yeah. I was supposed to co host with him about two weeks ago and I missed it.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

It.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he might be pissed at that I actually left him. I left him hanging. And it wasn't. It wasn't by design.

[Co-host Bob]

Oh, he had to do solo.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

I mean, I'm sure it's happened before. I mean, I'm sure there's been guests that have left him hanging.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I. I just. I was at. I just couldn't get there. I had a problem. But I was supposed to be there at 6 in the morning and I told him at 11 at night, I said, I'm not gonna be able to make it. We've been planning it for like three weeks. So it was. It was unfortunate. Thank you. So, Frank, if you're mad at me about that, I apologize. It happens. Not very often, though. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio is the calling number. The lightning rounds coming up next. I don't know if that's right because hiding Frank never did weekends anyway to who knows? Who cares? 800, 800 radio. Sorry, I'm a little not on my game today. I'm just. I got the salmonella or something. But I'll be right back. But I might pay too much for your car because I'm out of my mind a little bit.

[Co-host Greg]

I'm crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. 800-800-7234, call in. I'll do this one real quick, Mike. And Maryland, a 14 Escape with 120, something,000,000 miles on cars worth three grand.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

All right, buddy, Thanks a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Appreciate it. Be right back.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Kenny in Florida. Good morning. You're in the air.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Yeah, I have a 2005 Toyota 4Runner with a little less than 80,000 miles on it that drove Maryland down here to relocate.

[John Clay Wolf]

It says that one of my competitors hit you at six grand and we hit you at three. And I'm looking at car. And is it a four wheel drive or two?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

It's all wheel drive four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. See, that's the problem with computers and how they haven't taken over people yet. Because I understand why my computer hit it at three. It's because all of the transactions that it was using as comps were 150,000 miles. And when you put the 80,000 miles in there, it just doesn't adjust properly. It doesn't have the right amount of comps. And you've got to use your brain as a seasoned car buyer to move right and go past the book and go past the comps because this is really good miles for that year. Car. Right. Is it average rough or clean condition?

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[Caller or Guest Frank]

It'S in good condition. It's the only thing I see is that it's got a slight crack on the dashboard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

There's some. I'm just so nice about it. Otherwise it's in fine. It's in good condition. It runs right. And no exterior damage on the body. Never been an accident.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. I'll give the six grand.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'll pay you immediately. What. What part of Florida you in?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

I'm in the villages. Central Florida?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Are you. Are you a swinger?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

No, I just got here. I just moved here two days ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

They haven't converted you yet?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

No, no, I'm still a newbie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have the loofah on your golf cart? Like with the different colors? Do you know the program over there?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

I heard of that. That's just a rumor.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think it's a rumor. So he lives in the largest retirement community in the country. Guys and, and. And they have. They like to party and you know Viagra changed the whole climate of the villages 15, 20 years ago.

[Co-host Greg]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they have these golf carts and they have different color loofahs that they have on the golf carts which tells everybody else what program that they're on which is a. I don't know, I don't know the different programs. Do you, Kenny, do you know the, do you have the legend for the color? J.D.

[Co-host Eddie]

I didn't see any loop at the.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Square as, but who knows.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, go to givemetheven.com tell your guy what we did. I'm giving six grand and thank you for calling me.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

All right, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just reply to the email that the autoresponder at 3 that John said he's given 6 and JD please send him a. Give me the VIN loofah.

[Co-host Eddie]

Got it?

[Co-host Greg]

Yeah.

[Co-host Bob]

Oh, we need to get start that for Florida, John.

[Co-host Greg]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dan in Pittsburgh, an 89 Camaro RS1 127,000 miles lower. Two inches on the front, the back. Needs paint, needs paint, no rust. Want 650. Want 6,500. Had previous offers. Okay, Dan, I think you've got a two thousand dollar car and I'll tell you why are you there? Hey, let me see if you go to carsandbids.com I, I was trying, I had a good one that didn't need paint. Same car this week and it had same miles. I tried to sell it my auction lane. It brought 3,700. I was like I can get more than that for it. I hate to blow it up because I gave the guy five. And this is a blue car with the ground effect kit, the factory alloys, a 91 RS coupe, 5 liter, nice rig. And I sold it on cars and bits for 5700 which basically broke me out after shipping and stuff. But if your car needs paint, you know that's four grand. Maybe that's a four thousand dollar paint job to put a paint job on it. Maybe five. That is worthwhile. So that makes your car worth. I don't even wanted it. I don't even wanted it to, to tell you the truth, I'd give 1500 for it because when you paint it 1500 plus 4 plus shipping. Now I'm back buried in the same thing, hoping I get a different result. I hate to be a bear of bad news but that that's where my valuation comes from. Thank you for calling, sir. 800-817-800-800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. This John Clay Wolf show. You go to the YouTube stream if you want to watch the live video later on when it gets rolling and we'll be right back for you in your city. Right now.

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Co-host Eddie]

United Airlines has announced a.

[Co-host Greg]

New partnership with Apple TV plus for.

[John Clay Wolf]

In flight entertainment while Spirit is continuing its partnership with cup and ball.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Be sure to check him out on.

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His [e-mail] Now, John Clay Wolf, who's.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Spirit thing with come and fall cup and ball?

[Co-host Greg]

Swing the little cup. They'll swing the ball and try to catch it in the cup.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Like two girls in one cup thing.

[Co-host Greg]

Kind of sort of like that, John, except without the girls or the cup.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I get confused.

[Co-host Eddie]

United Airlines is upgrading their video on flight service to Netflix.

[Co-host Greg]

Netflix.

[Co-host Eddie]

While over a Spirit, they're sticking to cup and ball like paddle ball.

[Co-host Bob]

Aren't they going out of business?

[Co-host Greg]

Yeah, they are. Spirit has said this week they know how long they can stay.

[Co-host Eddie]

They said that six years ago.

[Co-host Greg]

Well, they've been losing money forever. Why they. I don't know. It must be their business plan doesn't.

[Co-host Bob]

Work because it's like flying in a third world country.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's terrible.

[Co-host Bob]

Chickens are on the plane.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just chickens.

[Co-host Bob]

I'm telling you. It's terrible.

[Co-host Eddie]

I see no chicken.

[Co-host Greg]

Jet Blue's better than Spirit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay, so they're still around. Who, who went down in the moss in the. The in Florida and then they changed their name.

[Co-host Greg]

Oh, that was Everglades.

[Co-host Eddie]

Ever.

[Co-host Greg]

Yeah, they went down the Everglades. I can't remember the name.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I thought Spirit was a rebrand of that one.

[Co-host Greg]

No, the. The rebrand of that is already gone too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Co-host Greg]

I can't remember what it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

So an efficiency airlines doesn't work.

[Co-host Greg]

Apparently not. I mean, even though you know what you're paying for when you get on Spirit, you know you're getting even. The CEO went on the Today show and said we are the. He said this quote, we are the dollar Chinese buffet. We are the dollar store of airlines. We know it. He said that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's their model.

[Co-host Greg]

That kind of is. You know what Everything you're going to get you have to pay for. You got to pay extra.

[John Clay Wolf]

Etc. You would think it would work.

[Co-host Eddie]

Yeah, it's more of an Aldi man, you don't even get sacks to carry your stuff.

[Co-host Bob]

The problem is that the people that are on that plane, too.

[Co-host Greg]

Oh, God.

[Co-host Bob]

That's the problem. Because they're paying that cheap. And you get that.

[Co-host Greg]

You get that crowd.

[Co-host Bob]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What crowd? That crowd.

[Co-host Greg]

That crowd. The crowd you don't want to be around.

[Co-host Bob]

The crowd that. Yeah.

[Co-host Greg]

It ain't five star people. I'll put it that way. It's just not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you too good for everybody else?

[Co-host Greg]

I. I am. You really don't want to go down this road with me, do you?

[Co-host Bob]

If you're flying, you know. You know, you kind of. You're spending a little bit money.

[Co-host Greg]

Yeah.

[Co-host Bob]

You want to be in good company, don't you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Airplane, chick, chicks. Airplane tickets are cheaper today than they were when I was a kid.

[Co-host Greg]

Are they?

[John Clay Wolf]

400 bucks, 300 bucks?

[Co-host Bob]

That's not cheap.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it is.

[Co-host Bob]

Dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

They used to be thinking about it, like, just to go skiing and go to Denver from Dallas. Used to be 6, $700 ahead when you were a kid. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Co-host Eddie]

170 now on a drop, right?

[Co-host Greg]

So 10 years ago, St. Thomas was about 250 to 300 bucks. Today, St. Thomas is 500.

[John Clay Wolf]

St. Thomas is uppity dog.

[Co-host Greg]

Well, so is where you were going. You were going skiing in Colorado.

[John Clay Wolf]

Denver is what I said. Denver. That's Denver. Then you rent a car and drive over like normal.

[Co-host Bob]

You did not do that. You drove over from Denver to Aspen?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, sure. Okay. I mean, not every time. No, but I mean, I'm just thinking about the family vacations. You fly to Denver and then y' all take a bus to Breckenridge, take.

[Co-host Eddie]

A wing into Denver, man. Pick up John Elway in the Broncos and drive to Aspen, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just telling you, I think that airplane tickets are not. They've not inflated.

[Co-host Eddie]

Don't forget to bring the cocaine, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Co-host Eddie]

Aspen.

[Co-host Greg]

Well, the service certainly hasn't gotten better. Anybody that flies recently, American or you would.

[Co-host Eddie]

Oh, God.

[Co-host Greg]

United was okay.

[Co-host Eddie]

We took Spirit to and from Florida a few weeks ago when I was.

[Co-host Greg]

Oh, that's right, your daughter's wedding.

[Co-host Eddie]

I never saw so many delays and crazy passengers in my life, but I thrive on that stuff. I'm a people watcher.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host Eddie]

And you've seen me. I'll engage. I will engage.

[John Clay Wolf]

The parking lot's full of Ultimas. Yeah.

[Co-host Eddie]

You know. What are you looking for? I'm looking for my cigarettes. What else you looking for? What do you got? I got some cocaine. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

How much?

[Co-host Eddie]

This much. That Looks like about a half an eight ball. Yep. 177 grands. How much you want for that? 150.

[Co-host Bob]

I'll tell you what, that's what happens on Spirit Airlines.

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Drug deals.

[Co-host Greg]

We did have a flight from Dallas to Minneapolis. My son, 6 o' clock in the morning. So I'm already upset because you gotta get up at 4, you're there at 6, and they go. And they go. No, I'm sorry, the flight has been canceled. Okay, well put us on the next one. This is a Monday. She goes. The next one is Wednesday afternoon. You're. That's the next flight going to Minneapolis. Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody hates Minneapolis.

[Co-host Greg]

Everybody hates Spirit.

[Co-host Eddie]

Can I see your boarding pass, please?

[Co-host Greg]

Right.

[Co-host Eddie]

Let me see if I can find a guy next to you. What are you looking for? Boarding pass. What else are you looking for? What do you got?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like American was more expensive 20 years.

[Co-host Greg]

Ago than it is now than it is now. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And proportionally. But American service is way. Hell, 25 years ago. It's way worse than it used to be. American was the Rolls Royce of the sky.

[Co-host Greg]

Nobody, not no, nobody thinks airline services is good now. Nobody.

[Co-host Bob]

What is the Rolls Royce of airlines now? Virgin or.

[Co-host Greg]

I don't know, Virgin it would be. Who else?

[John Clay Wolf]

The.

[Co-host Bob]

The you fly. So you should usually one that could tell us you can afford it.

[Co-host Greg]

So the Australian airline, what is that one? Qantas. Still top of the line.

[Co-host Eddie]

Are they?

[John Clay Wolf]

The best.

[Co-host Bob]

What about Emirates?

[Co-host Eddie]

Emirates?

[Co-host Greg]

Emirates too. Emirates even Actually better than Qantas is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably when I'm in California and I'm staying in a hotel near like Long beach or wherever and they have their layover flight crews there, you see the Arab chicks. The Arab airlines come out in the morning going to their deal and they're all look like guitar, like they're dressed up for a beauty contest.

[Co-host Greg]

They are. They're beautiful people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they're really pretty people, all of them.

[Co-host Bob]

But then you go just.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they've got that, they've got that rag around their head.

[Co-host Greg]

Be nice. And you see around their head?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, like, like a veil. Like a veil?

[Co-host Greg]

Yes, like a veil.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. And I mean it's all old fashiony. It's not a rag. Well, what do you call it?

[Co-host Eddie]

Yeah, it's a scarf. On the high level. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Co-host Greg]

But you're right, they look great. They're amazing. Beautiful. It's a great airline. And almost all the seats are first class.

[Co-host Eddie]

Oh, I gotta tell you. Okay, so. So my daughter and her husband. I'll make this fast. Okay. There's an indoor water park. And during one of the recent holidays, they had an adults only day. So no kids in there. Indoor water park. Fabulous. A lot of Muslim women in there. Okay. Now they don't wear swimsuits. They wear full body, like almost like jogging suits. Like the gangsters and Sopranos. Okay. But tight. Tight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Curvy. Well, they're pretty skinny.

[Co-host Eddie]

All totally wet, man. Tight. Cover their hair and cover their everything. But I mean, they're in the suit. They're in the suit and walk around. It's. I swear to God, it's. The women have any boobs? It's. It's the oddest, most erotic thing I've seen in years. And I'll shut up about it.

[Co-host Greg]

But you don't.

[Co-host Eddie]

God love them. God love those muslin women.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, they don't have much boob.

[Co-host Eddie]

I'm a little foot clamped thinker. Yeah, they do.

[John Clay Wolf]

They got plenty.

[Co-host Greg]

Yeah, they do.

[Co-host Eddie]

Middle Eastern.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host Greg]

You're thinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? What am I thinking? I don't know what you.

[Co-host Eddie]

They're not Ethiopian.

[Co-host Greg]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host Bob]

That's what I think you're thinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Is there Ethiopian Airlines?

[Co-host Bob]

I'm sure there actually is, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they have any boob?

[Co-host Greg]

I don't know about the boob.

[Co-host Eddie]

Boobs are universal.

[Co-host Greg]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they're not. Yeah, they are universal.

[Co-host Eddie]

Well, fake boobs are. Yeah. Guaranteed.

[Co-host Bob]

So you don't think Middle east chicks got boobs?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not really.

[Co-host Bob]

It's a hot take right here.

[Co-host Greg]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, do they have boobs? Yeah.

[Co-host Greg]

China Air, maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they have big boobs like that? That accentuate what he's just.

[Co-host Eddie]

I was shocked as hell myself. But I'm telling you, it happened. They were there. The place was full of them.

[Co-host Bob]

I think it's because they're hidden is why you think that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sneakies.

[Co-host Bob]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sweater puppies. Yeah. I mean the kennel.

[Co-host Greg]

You guys know we're on the air? Yeah, all over the place.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got them tucked under their arms.

[Co-host Eddie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Little.

[Co-host Eddie]

Little gold. Little golden bozos everywhere.

[Co-host Greg]

Winnebagos still on the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

Winnebagos much longer. We'll be right back.

[Co-host Greg]

More of the John Clay Wolf shows coming up in just a couple of minutes. Believe us, it'll be better.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like suspense movies like those Elvis Presley films because you just didn't know when he was gonna start singing. No matter what he played.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

That was the fun part.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a farmer plowing the fields. Lucky the cattle stamp feeding.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

What do we do?

[John Clay Wolf]

I said I hate little cattle. Gonna give you something. And the cows are behind him, going Ahoo. Ahahoo.

[Show Announcer]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmethevin.com let.

[John Clay Wolf]

People throwing dildos on the court at the WNBA games.

[Co-host Eddie]

What is that about, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's awesome.

[Co-host Bob]

I think it's funny as hell, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is so damn funny. What the hell is that about?

[Co-host Eddie]

It's about somebody being able to afford these things and just throw them away. This is expensive stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the best gig of all time.

[Co-host Bob]

I think it stems from. There was a tik tok that went around, and the WNBA chicks were kind of. Of insinuating something about being lesbians. Yeah. And then dildos. And it was kind of like everybody's like, all right, maybe that's sex toys. Yeah, sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we did another. Yeah, the toys.

[Co-host Bob]

And they were insinuating about toys. And so Mr. Potato Head, everybody's like, well, okay, chicks, toys, WNBA. I'm gonna. If I'm gonna go and pay my seven bucks to go see this game and try to be entertained, I'm going to be entertained by throwing something on the court.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I think somebody should take one and, like, take a little Mr. Potato Head Cowboy hat and put it on the top of it and draw a face on it, drill out two things and put the lips in and throw it out there.

[Co-host Bob]

I mean, it's. It's the most entertaining thing about this sport.

[John Clay Wolf]

It absolutely is. How many. How many sex toys have hit the court now? Three. Three? Yes. At least one.

[Co-host Bob]

Two fell short.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fell short? Like it didn't make the free throw.

[Co-host Bob]

Make the free throw line. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Co-host Greg]

This whole thing started July 29 through a game between the Golden State Valkyries and the Atlanta Dream when a neon green toy flew onto the court and bounced to the sideline. Nearly identical incident occurred a few days later. So somebody saw it and went, that's funny. Let's keep doing it. So I think there's been at least three.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it against the. I mean, can you get in trouble?

[Co-host Bob]

Yes. Yeah. Kid got arrested for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Arrested?

[Co-host Bob]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Under what? What?

[Co-host Bob]

You can't throw objects on the court. It's illegal to do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Illegal or throw.

[Co-host Bob]

No, it's illegal.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't throw littering. You're throwing charge.

[Co-host Bob]

Somebody could get hurt. They could.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Co-host Bob]

I mean, think about it.

[Co-host Greg]

Well, only if you pick it up.

[Co-host Bob]

You'Re throwing it from the upper deck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Upper deck. You set up for deck Assault with.

[Co-host Eddie]

A deadly rubber johnson.

[Co-host Greg]

Why? It's illegal. I'm trying to figure out why.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think it's Illegal, I think. I think it's in bad taste. That's why we like it so much.

[Co-host Bob]

You can't go to a ball game and throw anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Arrested.

[Co-host Bob]

Yeah, he got arrested, kid.

[Co-host Greg]

New York Liberty power forward Isabel Harrison said it's not funny. It never was funny. Stop throwing things on our court.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's very funny.

[Co-host Eddie]

It's very funny. Stop throwing things on our court. Stop throwing things on our court.

[Co-host Greg]

Stop very things.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the good looking one.

[Co-host Greg]

It's also dangerous.

[Co-host Eddie]

Winston, stop that horrible man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pissing on the hedge. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800.

[Co-host Eddie]

Why are they doing that, man? I thought, I thought the way you guys were talking. And I don't watch any WNBA either.

[John Clay Wolf]

They've gotten more press.

[Co-host Greg]

But I read about 50, right?

[Co-host Eddie]

I thought it was a lot. I thought you guys were talking about because it's like a lot more widespread. But you're talking about three, three or four full time history. Because that's nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it's funny.

[Co-host Eddie]

That's nothing. Until this spreads to like, you know, semi pro women's basketball.

[Co-host Bob]

This is pro basketball?

[Co-host Greg]

No, no, but of course, of course.

[Co-host Eddie]

It'S big in wnba, but when they start doing semi pro, they'll be giving the things away. Robert Johnson night.

[Co-host Greg]

Don't forget to come out Thursday night.

[Co-host Eddie]

It's night tonight over at the Orlando Fairies game. You come down and get yourself your own Rob Rubber Johnson.

[Co-host Greg]

First 500 people get the Rubber Johnson.

[Co-host Eddie]

Endorsed by power forward Maybelle Cunningham.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Co-host Eddie]

Once you bring sex toys into professional sports. Yeah, we're, we're just almost there. It's rapture time.

[Co-host Bob]

Boy, wnba, they're just loving this, aren't they?

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the, the T shirts? Past what we're worth.

[Co-host Bob]

I mean, they don't get paid much at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? Because no one's watching. Because they don't bring in much income.

[Co-host Greg]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So quit yelling at the owners and yell at the fans. Watch more. Buy more tickets, buy more merch, buy more everything. And I mean the pay will go up.

[Co-host Bob]

They're starting to have some viewership because of Caitlin Clark. And so yes, they should probably get paid a little bit more, but it's not anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet if they went into a full deal branded dildo campaign that it would raise a lot of money and those girls would get more money.

[Co-host Greg]

I mean, yes, I know the logos.

[Co-host Bob]

On, but I don't think that's what the WNBA is going for, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

If the girl. If the ladies want more money, I think that's the fastest track.

[Co-host Eddie]

Guess who Else Endorse deals, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Endorsement deals.

[Co-host Bob]

Oh, do you have another advertisement there?

[Co-host Eddie]

Text. Oh, yes. Yes to 886969.

[Co-host Greg]

Oh, yes, yes.

[Co-host Eddie]

Find out the new message from aberneve. Com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you ever used to call the Dirty Channel? The phone number?

[Co-host Eddie]

No. I was terrified too, by the time I couldn't afford it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you even know what I'm talking about?

[Co-host Bob]

I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

1900 or something.

[Co-host Greg]

Oh, the sex lines.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, sure. That's so funny.

[Co-host Greg]

No, no, I didn't call it because it was like 4.95 a second conversation and it came back to your parents phone number and you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, no, on your phone bill.

[Co-host Greg]

Phone bill.

[Co-host Bob]

Yeah, along those lines. Have you heard Pre K's new song?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Co-host Bob]

Know it kind of gives me. And on Pre K, I'm not trying to trash or anything like that, but is that where you got this? The 817 cash now is kind of from those 90s TV shows and stuff like that. Oh, yeah. Shout out to my boy, JG Wentworth.

[Co-host Eddie]

There you go.

[Co-host Bob]

It has that kind of vibe to it. Have you heard? You haven't heard it yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's roll. All right. Let's roll.

[Co-host Eddie]

Funk.

[Musical Guest Pre K]

It's my money and I need it now it's my money and I need.

[Co-host Greg]

It now.

[Musical Guest Pre K]

817 cash now. Right now it's my money and I need it now it's my money and I need it right now it's the player with the curve I ain't coming to your show if there ain't gonna be no girls baby welcome to my world I can have it my way and that's the Flyway Hit the highway, baby now let's get creative Creative. You bring me joy in many ways and I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Versus the rest.

[Musical Guest Pre K]

Of y' all and some double Hammer Brothers that's down to brawl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who do you call?

[Musical Guest Pre K]

Jim Adler. No, baby, somebody better. So don't flatter me with lies and dreams Just give me love and loyalty and all the money it brings but it seems you don't really see who I means I'm 3k immaculate white chocolate. Bam.

[John Clay Wolf]

817 cash now.

[Co-host Bob]

Pre K, Pimpsworth.

[Co-host Greg]

Pimpsworth.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a Pimpsworth, Zach?

[Co-host Eddie]

Got a bit of an earth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Snoop Dogg? More than a bit.

[Co-host Bob]

Oh, this is 90s. That's very 90s vibe. That's my new name. Pre K, Pimpsworth. 817 cash now call now. It's my money and I want it.

[Co-host Eddie]

Now where's the standing?

[Co-host Bob]

Where was this inspiration from? Yeah, a lot of Snoop Dogg.

[John Clay Wolf]

You Know.

[Co-host Bob]

Yeah, they're watching a lot of dolomite films, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Stuff like that. Hey, where's that car that you bought, that pimp sled 10 years ago?

[Co-host Bob]

Oh, I've still got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is it sitting right now?

[Co-host Bob]

It's in my driveway.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. It's in your driveway? Out in this? Out in the heat?

[Co-host Bob]

Yeah, it's sitting there looking beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

The. The paint's not all burned off of it?

[Co-host Bob]

Not yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

And does your mother appreciate it, being in her driveway Sometimes. Right. Do you live with your mom and your dad or just your mom?

[Co-host Bob]

It's just me and my mama.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keep it that way. It saves money.

[Co-host Bob]

Oh, yeah, you know, no doubt. But, you know, I spend money fixing up, you know, some things in the house as well. Not the car. Look, I started pumping thousands of dollars in that thing, and then I was like, you know what? This ain't no fun anymore, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it start? No, it's a 80. What is it?

[Co-host Bob]

El Dorado. What are you gonna do with it?

[Musical Guest Pre K]

Can I bring it up here?

[Co-host Bob]

How your people look at it, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at it.

[Co-host Bob]

Look at it.

[John Clay Wolf]

They gotta look at it. Yeah, just take a look at it.

[Co-host Bob]

See what's going on. I mean, it can go right next to the fire. Chicken, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it just.

[Co-host Eddie]

Look at John, he's like, let me think about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was that 10 years ago ago?

[Co-host Bob]

It's been that long?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I think it was almost 10 years ago.

[Co-host Bob]

Maybe the seven, maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't you put it on? Why don't you sell it?

[Co-host Bob]

Just copart it. What do you give me for it, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

250. When's the last time we're in?

[Co-host Bob]

Right around when the pandemic hit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Five years ago. Yeah.

[Co-host Bob]

I know what I got. What is it again?

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you get it running, you know?

[Co-host Bob]

Yeah, a battery and some oil and a new motor.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sure we'll start right up, we'll talk about it. Our CNC sales the last. The last Wednesday of every month. You ought to get running and sticking in there. I mean, you've had it long enough. I think it's gone. It's probably okay.

[Co-host Bob]

Yeah, just clean it up, get a detail.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 30,000 miles on it, right?

[Co-host Bob]

It's two door, I think. 45. Yes, it be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Could I remember the moment we bought that? I was bidding. It was Texas Direct. They were having their wholesale auction. You were looking over my shoulder, said, keep going, keep going, keep going. Yeah, I bought it for you and you paid for it.

[Co-host Bob]

You were like briquet if you want this thing, you got to buy it now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Now I remember.

[Co-host Bob]

We put it through the auctionee.

[John Clay Wolf]

You asked me to come through with.

[Co-host Bob]

Stacks of cash in my hand and come through and thug on everybody in the auction and say, I want this car.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is mine. You got it? I got it. You got it. It's parked in your mom's driveway for a decade. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. How much money do you think you spent on it since you purchased it?

[Co-host Bob]

I mean, how much money do I have in it? Total or.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope. Like extra 3 or 4000.

[Musical Guest Pre K]

Telling me the truth when the mother bees come out of pocket Trying to know my M.O. it's me and my versus the rest of y' all and some double Hammer brothers that's down to brawl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who do you call?

[Musical Guest Pre K]

Jim Adler. No, baby, somebody better. So don't flatter me with lies and dreams. Just give me love and loyalty and all the money it brings.

[Co-host Eddie]

But it seems he thinks vitamins and vaccines are stark examples of our government trying to poison but eats gas station rhino pills like they're Tic Tacs. The Department of Public Safety shut down a party he held in his above ground swimming pool, saying it was more like STD soup. He advised them that what he was really going for was more of an STD stew. He believes monogamy is merely a social construct, which explains why his paternity test came back looking like a group. Group project that he hadn't studied for. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty, like tall boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, buddy.

[Show Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, broadcasting on air online anywhere you are. Jcwshow.com Happy death.

[John Clay Wolf]

Birthday, Elvis. Hey, have y' all kept up with the redistricting lines in Texas and the Newsom's trying to do the same thing?

[Co-host Greg]

I really have not. Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, you're politically charged.

[Co-host Eddie]

Yeah, that's generally. That's done at the end of a decade after a census.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Co-host Eddie]

You know, they're doing it early in Texas for purely political reasons. Now, that sounds harsh, but it is politics, kids. So, you know, why are you doing this? Because we can.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what is this?

[Co-host Eddie]

They. It's. It's a great. You remember Jim Jordan?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Co-host Eddie]

Okay. He's on. He's eats on like the Judicial Committee, I think, in the House.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Co-host Eddie]

House Speaker Jim Jordan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn, dude, just tell me what it is.

[Co-host Eddie]

His district up in Ohio is The Ohio guy.

[Co-host Greg]

Yes.

[Co-host Eddie]

So it's so slim, it looks like a piece of fettuccine stretched across the state.

[Co-host Bob]

They're trying to eliminate certain people to vote.

[John Clay Wolf]

John.

[Co-host Bob]

That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host Bob]

Yes. That's all it is. It's just trying to eliminate.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a Mexican squeeze.

[Co-host Bob]

Not just that, any, just any Democrats or Republicans. It's the same way. Because California is trying to do the same thing.

[Co-host Eddie]

If you look at, look at Illinois, Turley. Look at Illinois.

[Co-host Bob]

I mean, that's what it is.

[Co-host Eddie]

These are, these are trying to get to the point. These are urban districts where people, a certain population has had, has had this vote for so long and they're not letting anything do to affect that. No matter how many people move in or out of districts, the only time that's considered fair on an open hand basis is at the end of a decade after the census so that you can prove the reason why you're realized.

[John Clay Wolf]

They had more Mexicans than they thought.

[Co-host Bob]

Ten years later, I knew.

[Co-host Greg]

You know what's funnier?

[Co-host Bob]

Yeah.

[Co-host Eddie]

There's nothing funny, almost anything.

[Co-host Greg]

Pete Davidson. He's funny. He's doing a lot of interviews recently and he's finally talking about. Do you remember a few years back when they were talking about he had.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got a big Johnson B, D.

[Co-host Greg]

E, big D energy. Correct. And he says, you know what?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

I.

[Co-host Greg]

After all is said and done, no matter what, it's kind of embarrassing because that's what people remember.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's so ugly. He's lucky. Here.

[Co-host Greg]

Boy, is he ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, that son of a bitch looks like he hit the. Fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

[Co-host Greg]

All these hot women I know. Here he is on a recent podcast explaining how all this big D energy thing got started. Cut number two now it started to.

[Co-host Bob]

Change a little bit, but no one.

[Co-host Eddie]

Talked about any work I was doing. That hurt. It's embarrassing because first of all, it's Hollywood. Everybody, Everyone.

[Co-host Bob]

Yeah, everybody's dating everybody. Why are they focusing on me?

[Co-host Eddie]

It's cause I'm not Glen Powell handsome. I'm just this dude that tells jokes at his mudfluff. That stuff affects relationships. Like it was embarrassing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where did that start? Who started that rumor?

[Co-host Eddie]

I think it was like the New York Times or something. When I started dating someone they considered out of my league, they were like.

[Co-host Greg]

This guy must have big energy. And then someone confirmed it. It.

[Co-host Bob]

And then that somebody that confirmed it was Ariana Grande.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Grande.

[Co-host Greg]

She said basically, yeah, yeah, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's hung like a horse.

[Co-host Greg]

10 10. That's what she said.

[Co-host Bob]

I mean, and he's mad because.

[Co-host Greg]

Why are you mad at that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Didn't aosmith sing a song about that?

[Co-host Greg]

Yes, they did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gonna whip out my big 10 inch, huh?

[Co-host Eddie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, if I was super ugly, I'd hope I had something on there.

[Co-host Greg]

Beautiful women and a lot of money.

[Co-host Eddie]

Hey, he had a Kardashian in the house for a couple of weeks there once.

[Co-host Bob]

Is he funny?

[John Clay Wolf]

Her ass is as big as like a pony.

[Co-host Greg]

I don't think so.

[Co-host Eddie]

I think he's a funnier actor than he is a stand up comedian.

[Co-host Greg]

Yes.

[Co-host Eddie]

That thing he did with Chappelle on Saturday Night Live, his last great skit where they. They were firing all the black commercial sponsors. You got Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben and Pete Davidson dressed up as Count Chocula. And David Chappelle broke character and had to laugh and he Count Jockey. Look at your lips.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has anybody watched Naked Gun, too?

[Co-host Eddie]

Pete Davidson has black lips.

[Co-host Greg]

I've seen Happy Gilmore too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is.

[Co-host Eddie]

I saw King of Staten Island. That was pretty good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Naked Gun the new one out yet?

[Co-host Greg]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Theaters or Netflix?

[Co-host Greg]

Theaters.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to go see that. That's one of my favorites.

[Co-host Eddie]

I'll just do it. Yeah, you'll love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host Greg]

Have you seen it, Bob?

[Co-host Eddie]

Yeah.

[Co-host Greg]

You've. You saw it?

[Co-host Eddie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Co-host Eddie]

Yeah, it's outstanding. I don't. I don't know if I could. She look. Pamela looks a lot better in that movie than she does in a lot of the magazine shots that I've seen lately. Because she's. She's making a point out of that. That clean, no makeup thing. And that's fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host Eddie]

And I support her. But she looks better in the movie than she does in the press that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, they've got her done up. Can she still look hot? Hot?

[Co-host Eddie]

She's got better lighting than she does in the press junk.

[Co-host Bob]

Did she get a retunage?

[Co-host Eddie]

Yeah, she's still hot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Co-host Eddie]

And she's, you know, I think. I think she and Liam Neeson are actually in love. Oh, very much, it looks like. So. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Priscilla Presley was so good in those.

[Co-host Eddie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then Anna Nicole. She's the greatest of all time.

[Co-host Greg]

Absolutely. Presley.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, Nicole. The greatest. The greatest. I mean, if you're like, just judging by all the different categories, I mean, she. She's a dancer in Texas. She marries one of the wealthiest oil tycoons in Texas.

[Co-host Greg]

He's 90 or 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. She fights with his kids and she wins. Or a lot of it. Not all of it. Not all of It. I mean, that was the best hustle. I don't know.

[Co-host Eddie]

I mean, they said that about Marilyn back in the day, who they say was a really sweet girl and everybody loved working with her as she kind of just did too many of the wrong kinds of photo shoots and had a reputation and, you know, Candle in the wind. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did she die of? Just drugs.

[Co-host Eddie]

An accidental overdose.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not drugs. An accidental overdose.

[Co-host Eddie]

That's what it's called.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of drugs?

[Co-host Bob]

Pills, wasn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

What are pills?

[Co-host Eddie]

Yeah, like seconols and barbiturates at the time. Yeah, drugs. Yeah, drugs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host Eddie]

Not upper shoes on down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Well, God rest her soul. You know, I was always shocked when. When she passed how the country shut down for her funeral procession. It was like she was Princess Diana or something. Biggest ho. Biggest hoe of all time. That was national news. All three networks were covering the damn funeral.

[Co-host Eddie]

She was gorgeous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big old fat dope head, bunch of money. Dancer. Biggest hoe of all time. Time.

[Co-host Greg]

Marilyn Monroe was methamphetamines, barbiturates, and alcohol mixed together.

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably she's the best hoe of all time.

[Co-host Bob]

I. I mean, you can't argue with it, right? I can't think of anybody else.

[Co-host Greg]

It was clear why she married him.

[Co-host Bob]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And everybody was cool with it.

[Co-host Greg]

Yeah, everybody was cool.

[Co-host Eddie]

And now back in the day, there was Rita Hayworth, you know, and Clara Bow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, you go into this stuff that only people know.

[Co-host Eddie]

No, no, but Charlie and I know, like, that is if you see the film Babylon. No, Margot Roby is. Is playing an actress named Clara Bow that was big in silent films. And they say she was a. Oh.

[Co-host Greg]

We still don't know.

[Co-host Bob]

I know Robi is or whatever her name is. Well, you know, I can at least.

[John Clay Wolf]

Visually know that was a weird movie.

[Co-host Eddie]

I'm sorry, I. I can't. I can't dumb down for you guys anymore. You're gonna either know I'm talking about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got in the news.

[Co-host Greg]

Down for you anymore? Speaking of dumb, here's a backseat passenger. I got to ride with the Blue Angels years ago. And when you sit in the back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God, here he goes again.

[Co-host Greg]

I am indeed. Yes, Plenty of time. You sit in the back and they say, here's the rules. Don't touch anything that is yellow and black has stripes.

[Co-host Eddie]

Now it's time with your captain, J.D. it's pretty easy.

[Co-host Greg]

And everything in the back is yellow and black stripe because you're not supposed to touch anything, especially the ejection handle. They walk you through it. Do not under any. Even if you think the pilot is dead, do not eject out of this airplane. The backseat passenger disagree with that comment of an F15. Well, they take it to extremes when you're flying with Blue Angels. They. They tell you, don't get out. If we're going to get out, I'll be the guy to get us out. So an F16 Eagle, the guy they're taxiing on the Runway at Barnes Air National Guard base in Massachusetts, and the backseat guy pulls the handle.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Here we go.

[Co-host Greg]

Cut 11.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

We had a pilot eject, shut down the Runway. Yeah. We are not going to use two zero affirms for a ground emergency. Minimum two hours before anything can come.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back down the Runway.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Is that correct?

[Co-host Greg]

Yeah.

[Co-host Eddie]

Down the Runway.

[Co-host Greg]

Yeah. The guy survived. I mean, you. When you eject that low, you can actually, you know, go up, not high.

[John Clay Wolf]

Enough, and then the chute comes out.

[Co-host Greg]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he hit the canopy like Goose did in Top Gun?

[Co-host Greg]

There's video of the airplane taxiing and this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it a pilot that did it.

[Co-host Greg]

Or the backseat rio? Yeah. Why'd he do it accidental? Who knows?

[Co-host Bob]

Does he get in trouble for doing it?

[Co-host Greg]

Probably, yeah.

[Co-host Bob]

Cuz, like what. What kind of trouble?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like.

[Co-host Greg]

Like retraining or. You don't get to sit there anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host Greg]

From now on, you're the guy on the ground filling it up with fuel.

[John Clay Wolf]

You ever had a girl grab the steering wheel to move the car out of the rabbit? Like a rabbit's crossing the road. Road grabs your steering wheel, almost kills everybody. Like, listen, honey, if you're riding with me, you keep your ass over there. If there's a rabbit crossing the road, I'm gonna aim at it. Because normally you'll miss it if you aim at it. Yes, but we're not gonna run the car off the ditch to miss a rabbit.

[Co-host Greg]

I thought you were gonna say. Have you ever had one grab the wheel in an argument?

[John Clay Wolf]

And I know that's bad too.

[Co-host Greg]

Pull me up, pull this car. I'm not gonna pull. We're in the middle of nowhere. We're not pulling the car over. Grabs the wheel like she's gonna turn the car. Car to the side of the road.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you smack her right then. Is that clear?

[Co-host Greg]

Yes. I think that you're okay in most states. No. The answer is no. The answer is no. I was kidding. The answer was no. I was kidding. I followed it up with the truth, the interest. No, I was kidding. Hey, you know what's coming up? The car segment. 800. 800 radio. 800-800-7234-year make, model, model. John will actually buy it on the radio, give you the market value, maybe even better because he's not feeling really good, so he's not in his right mind. 800, 800 radio. 800-800-7234, call John right now.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevit.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, 800 radio. 1800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Greg, where in Texas are you located?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

McKen, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right now, a 69 Torino Talladega. It's got a 428 in it. Is it a sports roof?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Sports roof? What does that mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just another option. Now, you said you've restored it. Is it all done, or is there things that need to be finished?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

The interior needs to be put together. He has everything to finish putting it together except for the cushions and the seat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. In the. The cluster's all back together and it's working and it starts and drives and stuff.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

He just said, you know, he needs the interior finished. And it's been painted white. It's really shiny. White paint job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's he?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

It's just a guy that owns a shop in Al, Texas, and I've been talking to him, and he wants to sell the car. I'm just trying to make a couple grand on selling it for him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can we buy it for 15 grand?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

No, he wants. He wants 28,000, and I was gonna sell it for 30, and the car will be worth like 72,000 when it's finished, restored.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. If I'm taking on a project, I'm buying it where I'm gonna make some money. That's my. That's my rule. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not reaching.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

There's like 30 or 40,000 to make off of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sounds good in theories, but I think the car brings 40 finished.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So we get it. We've got to move it, we got to fix it. We got to run into the problems that we didn't know about. So if I give 30,000, I've got 37,000 in this thing, and then I'm trying to get 40, and I've got six months worth of BS in it and I'm out.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I'll probably give. I might give 25.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Yeah, well, let me talk to him and I'll get back with you and I'll send you some pictures.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just go to. Give me the vent.com and load it up. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio 23. Hey, Charles, this Nissan's only got 600 miles on it.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Yes, sir. Six hundred and forty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

You know what? I drove it and. Well, I got from my wife and she just never drives it and stuff. I'm not a truck guy. And then my friend, he's selling his house, but he wants 60,000 trucks and we don't use.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whoa. I mean, there's a lot of information just dumped on me, your wife and your friend and a house and a. He wants 60,000 for the house?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

No, as a down payment. He wants 60,000 up front.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Are you planning. Yeah. Will he. Will he take the Nissan as a down payment?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

No, he won't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, so you need to sell it so you can. Do you have a clear title?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Yeah. So. Yes, sir, it's paid off. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a four wheel drive V6.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pro 4X.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Pro 4X navigation, but no sunroof, no leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me see some. Is it. It's a 23. Pro 4X. Is new. Never really got driven.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

It smells brand new still.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I think it's a mid. Mid to low 30s. Like 33.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

33. Oh, okay. No, that's too low.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you've been sitting on this thing for two years in your driveway. You never drove it?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

I never drove it. Yeah, because she wanted. She wanted to trust I did it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. And how. How much?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Carbon offered me. Carbon offered me 36.

[John Clay Wolf]

When?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

I'll try and get 36.

[Co-host Greg]

Five.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long ago?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Two weeks ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Huh. Where is it located?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

In spring.

[John Clay Wolf]

600 miles. So if I gave you 36.5, I'd own it? No.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

365.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I said if I gave you 36. 5, I'd own it. It'd be. I mean, you'd sell it?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Yes, sir. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

600 miles. I'll give 36.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Yeah, 640.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give 36.

[Guest or Commentator Hank]

Just go.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

I might as well go. Carvana. You do.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you know what's funny about them is they don't pick them up and then they send you a new offer letter like three weeks later. After they don't pick them up, they hit you at 34. Happy. Happens all the time. We hear this Carvana thing and then they wind up selling them to us because they never got paid. And by the time it came time for them to show up, they rebid it. It's called bait and switch. I'll give 36. Real so think about it. I don't really but you know, it's a Nissan and there's so many Nissans out there. I mean it's got 600 miles. I don't think it makes a dollar. But I'm just testing old boy. We'll see what he does. 800. I mean I knew I hit him low at 33 but that crazy story told about the house and the wife and the dog maybe back up just. Just to see what the hell is going on. We'll be right back.

[Show Announcer]

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[Caller or Guest Frank]

What'S the best way to introduce my Filipino boyfriend to my family? And my family's not racist but. But still just like a different culture.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah, I know what you mean, honey. Yeah. But yeah, I think the best way probably to introduce a Filipino I would do a ethnicity reveal where you put them in a box or put him behind a tree and then you let your family guess what ethnicity is going to be. Get one of those smoke things and maybe it makes. I don't want to say yellow smoke. I mean that's.

[Co-host Eddie]

You can't do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's racist. Just.

[Co-host Greg]

You know what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't do the smoke thing. Have him come out from behind the tre.

[Show Announcer]

Broadcasting in 195 countries translated in over 6000 different languages. The number one weekend show in the world. You're listening to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Backtracks. Who is it today?

[Co-host Eddie]

Guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Eagles.

[Co-host Eddie]

On this day back in 1977, millions of fans around the world mourned as they learned of the death of Elvis Presley who was just 42 when he died of heart failure.

[Co-host Greg]

Where were you, Bob?

[Co-host Eddie]

I was in the back of my mother's station wagon. We were camping at Selma park on Lake Amon Carter, where I'm from. And my best friend Mark Robertson and his older brother Dale were back there with me. Their moms were in the front and it came on a radio right up. Yep, close to dead noon because it was hot as a bastard outside and she. My mom stopped the car and put it in the park and they listen to radio. Elvis died and they look at each other and they cried. Both the moms cried.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're going to play two Elvis songs backwards. You call in and guess what they are. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number cut one. That's tough.

[Co-host Greg]

You think?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Co-host Eddie]

J.D. thinks he knows.

[Co-host Greg]

I think I know that one again. Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I Think I know it.

[Co-host Greg]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cut two. I know that was. I love that song. Cut two. So we're gonna play these two songs. You call in 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Guess the name of these two songs or Elvis songs. We're running backwards. And the first person to guess them right gets free T shirt off of jcwshow.com merch page. Cut 1, 2. That's my favorite. That's like the Muppets do Elvis. Exactly.

[Co-host Eddie]

He's got a going back looking at this. He's got a hell of a catalog. And not just the. Just the hits alone. There's a lot of stuff, you know, from when he came back from the army and before he started doing nothing but movies.

[Co-host Greg]

Yeah.

[Co-host Eddie]

And some of his movies were okay.

[Co-host Greg]

No, they weren't.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Co-host Eddie]

They used to have revivals. Little town I grew up in the theater would have like once in a while. They showed Kid Creole. Kid Creole, you know, which got the song Hard Headed Woman.

[Co-host Greg]

Yep.

[Co-host Eddie]

And the female. The. The female leading that, that was the actress who played the villain, the Queen of diamonds on the old 60s Batman. So I recognized her from that. It's also a very good movie.

[Co-host Greg]

Yeah.

[Co-host Eddie]

You know, I haven't seen many Elvis.

[Co-host Greg]

Films, but I remember that vehicles to get him to sing.

[Co-host Eddie]

Really? Yeah. Jailhouse Rock. How do you get a whole movie out of that?

[Co-host Greg]

They shot in Mexico. What was that?

[Co-host Eddie]

With Mary Tyler Moore.

[Co-host Greg]

No, Blue Hawaii. Yeah, but it would be Hawaii.

[Co-host Bob]

Mexico.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know.

[Co-host Eddie]

I don't know.

[Co-host Greg]

Yeah, you do.

[Co-host Eddie]

I was. No, really. I wasn't aware.

[Co-host Greg]

They did want to make a shot one in Mexico.

[John Clay Wolf]

You asked me, did they charge a tariff?

[Co-host Greg]

They did not charge a tariff.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Jim Kramer had a meltdown this week over the. What's wrong with the markets? Why is he freaking out?

[Co-host Eddie]

It's just volatile.

[Co-host Greg]

CNBC Mad Money co host Jim Kramer apparently had a little bit of a meltdown. The recent episode of the show called Squawk on the street, he dropped an F bomb. And then he was so blown away by himself dropping the F bomb that he said GD and some other things. Here's number five.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Our biggest problem is we have so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Much growth that the Fed won't cut. What the. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

[Co-host Eddie]

I take it right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody take it right back. That was bad.

[Co-host Greg]

It's Kate.

[John Clay Wolf]

I came with a cable with a.

[Co-host Greg]

Ticker, as no credit would say.

[John Clay Wolf]

I take that back. That's right.

[Co-host Greg]

People doing live tv. Jim, though, to your point, Goldman, today, the most notable change you're fine.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

You're absolutely Goldman.

[Co-host Greg]

Today, the most notable to say one.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

No, I just feel like. Enough with the economy's booming.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let Carl talk now.

[Co-host Greg]

Shut up now. Shut up now. Be quiet.

[Co-host Bob]

I mean, you know, he made a mistake. He cussed on there. He just didn't have a dump button.

[Co-host Greg]

Cnbc, so nobody heard it.

[Co-host Eddie]

But it is. It is again, cable news with a ticker. So it's not considered broadcast news.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Co-host Eddie]

He's so excitable. I. I've started, you know, in the last six months or so, I've. I've begun listening to a lot of CNBC in the car. And the morning time is the best.

[Co-host Greg]

Okay, lunch.

[Co-host Eddie]

Lunchtime is pretty good, too. But the morning time, you get, you know, all the predictions, and then the afternoon, you can catch and see who was right, who was wrong, and what they're talking about. And you really do. If you're as ignorant about money as I am, you really. I'm. I'm gaining a lot of knowledge really quickly about it, and I'm enjoying that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I want to grab this one real quick. Hang on. And we're going to get to the Elvis thing in just a second, whatever your name is, with the BMW. The 74 BMW.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Yeah, it's a 74 TII.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a 2002.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

It's a 2002 TII. Ejected model. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, on a scale of one to ten, because there's a lot of variable in these things, where would you score this one?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

I'd square this one. This is a concourse winner. It's probably seven and a half, eight out of ten. Like I said. My father's owned it since 76. Got a lot of provenance on the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

When did it win the awards? How long ago?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Oh, he's been. He was involved in the local and national clubs throughout the 80s and 90s. Got a lot of providence on the car. He's. He's 90. We're trying to just move the car. It's a classic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like 20 grand to me.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Well, we're gonna. We're gonna probably put a reserve at 50. I know that that's way, way above, but, you know, I probably have to have 35, 40 for the car. It's clean. You're not going to find another PII around here, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, Well, I mean.

[Co-host Greg]

Shut up, Mike.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. Yeah, no, you just want. You want all of it. I mean, you know, I might give 30. Yeah, you can look at it.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Can I send some pictures?

[John Clay Wolf]

You can but, but if 30 doesn't buy it, I wouldn't bother. Because here's the thing with these comps, like. Oh, yeah, you see this one do this and this one do that.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Only the successful ones get publicized. There's a lot of unsuccessful transactions that don't. And I, and I know I sound like a wore out record, but it's just I can't run out and pay the best price this one's ever been sold for.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

No, I get it. Yeah. This, this, this car I sat in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mecham auctions in in Monterey, California two days ago.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And watch them. No. Sell cars for three hours.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you say. So you drag it out there. $2,000 to get it out there, $2,000 for a run fee, $2,000 to bring it back, whatever your airplane tickets. I mean, you've got to chase these things around to get that price. You can go to bring a trailer and see this one. I mean, I'm seeing them here from 20 grand to 40 grand.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's. Is it a great car? It sounds wonderful. But anyway, if, but I mean, it's not an Alpena, right?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

It's not an Alpena.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, because that's a different animal. And you know, if it's an Alpena, I'm down with 40. Yes. Yeah. If 30 would buy it loaded into givemetheven.com if 30 won't buy it, don't bother because.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

These cars like this, they're just hard to get sold. So I'm not saying your 40s wrong, but it might take me a year to get it.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

No, I get it. It's a very niche market and I just thought I'd throw it out there. Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Cut one Elvis. Cut to.

[Co-host Bob]

Swedish Jordan.

[Co-host Eddie]

I hear some Jordanares in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Aaron. Brownsville. Aaron and Brownsville. You ain't nothing but a hound dog.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

You ain't nothing but a hound dog. And Suspicious Minds.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he's trying to be Elvis Arnold in Austin.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Ah. Jailhouse rock and Suspicious Mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Jeff in Louisiana.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

I'm gonna go with Viva Las Vegas and return to sender.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Co-host Eddie]

Right on. Number two.

[John Clay Wolf]

James in Dover, Massachusetts.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Loose suede shoes and return to Sender.

[Co-host Eddie]

Bang, bang, the thing that you want to do.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Honey, lay off of my shoes and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don'T you step on my blue suede shoe. Return the same. James, how did you find us in Massachusetts? I don't think we've ever been On a radio station up there.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

I'm actually in Florida, but my phone's from Massachusetts. That's where I come from.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boston. Boston. Boston. Thank you. James Prek. Please grab him on line six and let him pick out a shirt and send it to him. My name is John Clay Wolf. Buy cars on radio for America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com we'll be right back.

[Show Announcer]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

About a year ago, we went through grand. Yeah, it was awesome. Maybe it's two years ago. Yeah, I didn't want to go. I was sitting in the car like, you go through. I don't want to mess with it. And it was one of the. I don't know. It was at the end of the day, the crowd had left. The guy in front of us was. Used to be a tour guide there.

[Co-host Eddie]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he had his family with him, so we got to go along with him. And it was. The guy was just a baller. I mean, he's ridiculous.

[Co-host Greg]

Elvis.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host Greg]

Yeah.

[Co-host Bob]

Was he the first pimp?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Co-host Bob]

In music like pre K, you. You see Elvis and it's like, hey, that guy was a baller, man. He really. What's the term? Culture vulture?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he was.

[Co-host Bob]

He was the first one to set it off, man. Blue suede, like shoes that he had and shrined and diamonds and I mean, just the.

[John Clay Wolf]

The. The jungle room and the workout facility.

[Co-host Greg]

That you get to see all that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Oh, wow. The racquetball court and his piano next to the racquetball court. I mean, it's big racquetball look like a health club.

[Co-host Bob]

Gouty cars, like pink Cadillac limos.

[John Clay Wolf]

He has all kinds of snowmobiles, golf carts that are decked out.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Just.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was just a pimp.

[Co-host Eddie]

They say Elvis gave away during the course of his lifetime, more than 200 Cadillac, 100 Cadillacs to friends, strangers, beggars and acquaintances.

[Co-host Bob]

And he didn't get all his money either, right? Oh, Colonel.

[Co-host Eddie]

Oh, the colonel took a lot of. Colonel Socked away.

[Co-host Bob]

So he could have done a lot more.

[Co-host Eddie]

Graceland was considered the ninth wonder of.

[John Clay Wolf]

The world at the time, didn't he?

[Co-host Bob]

Was he the one of the first artists to have his own plane? Like. His own plane? Excuse me.

[Co-host Greg]

Yeah. One, yeah. Two, you're right. But the one he. The one that's kind of like an airliner is still there, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I walked through it.

[Co-host Greg]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All decked out with shag and a tv and of course, Back in the. Oh, it's incredible. It was ridiculous.

[Co-host Greg]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. If you haven't been to Graceland, it's worth going to for sure.

[Co-host Greg]

Surprising. When you were there. Anything you went. I didn't imagine that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or. Well, the house wasn't as large as you would think, but it was super pimp and super pimp.

[Co-host Greg]

You get to walk through all the rooms. I thought there was only.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think upstairs is blocked off.

[Co-host Greg]

Upstairs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah. But we got to do more because we were with that guy. And then across the way, you've got this museum they built that is all of his outfits and all of his junk and all of his toys and films of the day and then playing around and. Yeah, they had a big time. I could see why I had entourage. I'd have liked to been in it. I mean, it would be fun to hang around. Yeah.

[Co-host Greg]

Would you imagine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. This guy had a good time.

[Co-host Bob]

He had a lot of hanger ons.

[Co-host Greg]

Oh, yeah, that was my Cadillacs. Out of fuel. Let me get you another one.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they just had this big, big jet airplane that was just sitting there. And at the airport right around the corner.

[Co-host Greg]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they were just, hey, let's go to Vegas.

[Co-host Eddie]

So he had his own DC3.

[Co-host Greg]

No, it was conveyor. It was a conveyor 880. He also had a Jet Star, which is a. Like a private jet.

[Co-host Eddie]

It's incredible.

[Co-host Greg]

Yep.

[Co-host Bob]

That would be cool to have, like a friend like that.

[Co-host Greg]

Like an airliner. Like, it's big as an airliner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it proper? Was a jet.

[Co-host Greg]

It was jet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jet, yeah.

[Co-host Greg]

880S jet yet.

[Co-host Eddie]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was really neat is it was like a tomb that was untouched. So. So, like, especially in the airplane, the little things, it's all. They haven't messed with it. Oh, yeah. It's just. It really puts you back to the time you're like, wow, this was something else. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. God, I'm all card out. I mean, after being at car week in Monterey.

[Co-host Greg]

I bet you are.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just over. It's just too much.

[Co-host Eddie]

It's a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. It's the super bowl of cars. Everybody has an accent. Everybody's from China, Europe. I mean, they come in from all over the world. And. And the. The, you know, this one's 20 million, this one's 10 million, this one's 5 million. It's like, Jesus Christ show.

[Co-host Greg]

Or is it a race?

[John Clay Wolf]

Which is everything.

[Co-host Greg]

It's everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So they have these auctions. They've got Bonhams, Goodings, Broad Arrow, RM Sotheby's, Mecham, and other ones too, smaller ones. And so there's constant auctions going on. So I'm in all these auctions and. And then there's car shows at pebble beach where people are getting their cars pimped up and they have the. You know, they're trying to get best to show at Pebble. And I was with a guy named Rod Meyer, and he is RM Auctions, and he's also a restorer. And he's got this car there that they've got ready, and it's probably going to win best in show. And I was. I spent a lot of time with him. He was a great guy, but at 10,000 rivets in it. So he took this old car and it's almost like a wood Chris craft boat with the thin veneers, the mahogany.

[Co-host Greg]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it was a race car commission by, you know, some guy in 1925. And it's a one of one. And they did the body in wood so that it would be lighter. So it race better. Eight liter engine, but it's covered in red rivets. Yep.

[Co-host Greg]

Like 10,000 that would be.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a lot covered. Agreed. So. But. But it weighed less. And I was like, what's this thing gonna bring? He said, well, when's best in show, It'll probably add 20, but I think it's $20 million. Like it sits. Jesus.

[Co-host Bob]

Was there anything like a normal American muscle there, or is this not much?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's not much.

[Co-host Greg]

Real exotic stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Super duper. Duper top of the world stuff.

[Co-host Bob]

What was the coolest car for you?

[John Clay Wolf]

That one.

[Co-host Bob]

That one, yeah. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I was with the guy that built it.

[Co-host Bob]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And his people, and they explained to me this to your resto and everybody was, ooh and on. He just made me feel important because I was sitting there with the owner, and the whole place was just licking the wood on this thing. Just like, oh, my God, this is the car. So, yeah, that. That was pretty exciting. Lots of F40s, F50s enzos. It's just.

[Co-host Bob]

It's a different crowd, isn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host Bob]

Like, I mean, with the. With the sweaters were tied around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[Co-host Bob]

There's no beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like, oh, yeah, it's fancy wine. And we went with, you know, Karma, if you remember Fisker, Karma. They went out of business Y and then a company bought the assets and they rebranded the car Karma. And then Fisker started his own Thing again, and he went broke. But anyway, I was. I got invited with a friend to the karma dealers dinner, and that was fancy as hell. They're fixed to release these some supercars that are karma. It's just. It is the absolute. The Wimbledon, the Super bowl, the. Whatever you want to call it of the car world. The Quail event yesterday, it's just so.

[Co-host Bob]

It just doesn't sound new to me personally.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not.

[Co-host Bob]

It's just not like you. Did you feel so out of place?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I mean, I. I can put on that thing.

[Co-host Bob]

Put on that thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. But. But I'm. I'm like, where's the. You know, where's an LS6 Chevelle? Yeah, right? I mean, you know.

[Co-host Bob]

Yeah. Like, you know, you're. You're not dipping now, but I can imagine you out there dipping.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Co-host Bob]

What the hell? Who invited this guy?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I mean, I. I can, you know. What kind of cars you looking for? What kind of cars you looking for? The kind of cars that make money.

[Co-host Greg]

Yeah, money.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I do this for. For a living, so if I could buy a car like that and make it work, then I'm cool. I just. What? You work for Elvis? Cindy, your dad was Elvis's road manager?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Yeah, he was the tour manager. I just googled Joe Esposito, and they'll figure it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've heard the name.

[Co-host Greg]

That's him.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

So were you Joe, head of the Memphis Month?

[John Clay Wolf]

How old are you?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

I am 59. So you remember 11 when he died? Yeah. Yeah. I was two years older than Lisa.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. Did y'. All. Did y' all live in Memphis.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Sometimes? We lived in Memphis. We mostly lived in la. Instrument.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you ever ride on his plane?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

I did not ride on the plane, but we did receive many Cadillacs and many other cars. My dad actually bought the plane. He. They sent him out to look for a plane, and he called him and said, hey, I found this plane. I think you really like it. You got to come look at it. He said, oh, if you like it, Joe, just buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do y' all still have any of the Cadillacs? Are they gone?

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Unfortunately, we don't have any of the Cadillacs. So that's all gone. Lots of stuff that we had is gone. But I still have a miniature TLC that I got. You know, the necklaces or stuff that they gave out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got eight. Hey, I've got eight seconds before hard out. So I've got a dump. But, man, thanks for calling in. And that's cool as hell. I'll see you.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John Clay Wolf by cars on the radio for America's best car buyer. Givemethe vin.com thank you.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Come on, baby. I'm tired talking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Grab your clothes and let's start walking.

[Caller or Guest Frank]

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

[Co-host Eddie]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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