#518 John Clay Wolfe Show 08.23.25

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show

Episode #518 - August 23, 2025

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Overview

Episode #518 of The John Clay Wolfe Show is an energetic, irreverent blend of car sales talk, pop culture commentary, sports banter, and listener call-ins, all delivered through the show’s signature quick-witted, freewheeling style. Broadcasting from the Wolf Radio studios and powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com, John and his crew riff on everything from classic cars and college football to reality TV icons, the latest viral news from Florida, and the sometimes absurd realities of American life. Special guest appearances, unscripted anecdotes, and the show’s loyal (and quirky) audience ensure that, as always, virtually nothing is off limits—as long as it won’t get them fined by the FCC.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Studio Banter & Crew Dynamics

• The episode opens with the crew poking fun at each other for minor things—dented studio doors ("the wind grabs the door and it whips it in the barbecue pit" – John Clay Wolfe, 01:17), and leaving the porch light on.
• Longstanding jokes about JD Ryan no longer spending the night at the studio due to traffic woes (01:55).
• Polar Bear, a frequent caller with a unique personality, makes another memorable, meandering appearance (02:18–04:02).
  • "Call me Polar Bear because I'm bipolar" – Polar Bear (02:30)
• The crew debates whether a recurring caller with a speech impediment is actually the "real" one or an imposter because “his speech is different… it just sounds crazy gibberish.” (07:02–07:28)

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2. Listener Call-ins & Car Deals

• Car Selling Experiences:

  • Callers praise the GiveMeTheVIN.com experience, highlighting its hassle-free, professional process. (05:01–06:52)
    • "It was the easiest experience… in and out in 10 minutes. No negotiations, no hassles." – Mike in Dallas (05:01)
    • "I hate car dealers… they change the deal on you constantly… so the little bit of money I'm going to lose on people getting over on me, I'm gonna make more because of happy people like Mike." – John (06:03)
  • Tech complaints are acknowledged transparently, with John promising improvements.

• Classic Car Bids & Education:

  • Detailed negotiations on vehicles like the 1970 Chevelle SS (12:00–15:00), with John explaining that documentation and restoration age are pivotal in classic car valuation.
    • “On an old car… if the paint’s five years old, it’s just brand ass new… but the age of restoration really matters.” – John (13:11)
  • On air, John offers $25K–$30K for a Chevelle, explaining the logic.
  • Lightning Round segments feature a rapid-fire series of bids and blunt price realism.
    • (Lightning Round: 48:22–54:11, 126:09–129:44)

• Exotic & Unique Vehicles:

  • Sellers attempt to get top dollar for trucks and rare vehicles, sometimes with unrealistic expectations, met by John’s humorous incredulity.
    • "Are we gonna have to get your sister on the phone and see if she's going 12-5?" – John (85:03)
    • "You won’t take 48 and you won’t take 51?" (51:14)
  • Outlandish offers like a 1953 hand glider pop up ("spare wing, deployable underwear chute" – 48:28).

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3. Sports, Pop Culture, and Event Announcements

• Discussion of the Cowboys Netflix documentary and nostalgia for Jerry Jones’ glory years. (07:48–09:29)
  • “It’s gonna make you just mad as a Cowboy fan. It’s really gonna do that.” – Michael Turley (08:09)
• Preview of the Gas Monkey Ice House live show for the Texas vs. Ohio State college football kickoff, with beer giveaways for early arrivals and encouragement to bring cars. (16:41–18:29)
  • “First 10 people that show up on the early bird get free beer on Richard. Richard doesn’t know this yet, but he’ll be fine.” – John (17:08)
• Sports banter extends into Aggie jokes and the bizarre traditions of college football fandom, including male cheerleaders and viral social media moments. (19:02–22:45)

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4. Florida News & Viral Oddities

• Recurring “Florida News” introduces wild stories with comedic flair:
  • Fisherman bitten by a shark while posing for selfies, including actual 911 audio:
    • “We were taking the hook out… going to go release him, and the shark just turned and bit me. I’d go back today if I could leave the hospital.” – Sean Muse, victim (25:29–26:10)
  • Drunk Florida woman accuses photographers of “pimping” a model (26:47–29:52):
    • “Maybe in Missouri you been carrying on as you do, but not in Florida.” – Drunk Neighbor (27:24)
  • Crew shares their distaste for drunk behavior and stories of quitting drinking, including Bob Floyd’s rehab journey after years in radio. (29:52–32:03)

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5. Car World & Industry News

• GM V8 recall discussion: The team addresses how recalls on the 6.2 V8 affect resale values.
  • "We’re not bidding them any differently… GM is doing a pretty good job of getting them fixed." – John (33:06)
• C8 Corvette and ZR1 exploding due to fuel vapor issues, resulting in a stop-sale and GM canceling warranties for flippers. (34:11–36:27)
  • “If you sell them before 12 months… they’re canceling your warranty and your place in line for specialty units.” – John (35:56)
• The car “scalping” term leads to an on-air tangent about the racial insensitivity of certain automotive slang. (36:31–37:17)

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6. Social Satire, Sketches, and Memorable Moments

• Frequent comedic sketches and voice bits, from “Mail from Jail” to pseudo-interviews:
  • A federally incarcerated listener writes in about wanting to join the show post-release. (60:06–64:16)
  • Michael McDonald “calls in” to sell his RV (“I’ll come with you!” – 108:12).
  • “Cracker Barrel” and logo change is discussed, sparking both serious and silly debate about cultural branding, non-scandal, and DEI initiatives. (102:07–106:14)
• Sydney Sweeney’s “boob power” and pop culture’s fixation on her. (144:10–146:41)
• The team revisits the infamous "breast milk ice cream" call and actually RECEIVES the product in the mail from a listener. On-air tastings ensue (“It tastes like pralines and cream!” – Bob Floyd, 99:58).
• Riffing on race, regional differences, and heritage, but always with equal-opportunity ribbing.

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7. Joe Exotic Prison Update

• A regular, Joe Exotic, calls in with an update on his possible clemency and muses about his future plans:
  • “Officially got a letter from the US Pardon attorney at the White House… that my clemency is under investigation.” (76:02)
  • “Are you gonna do drugs when you get out?” – John; “I am not touching nothing!” – Joe Exotic (77:24)
  • “It’s just too flamboyant in your face… do your own thing in your own bedroom and keep it there.” – Joe’s take on the Minnesota Vikings male cheerleader (79:11)

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8. Event Teasers, Scheduling, and Local Lore

• Announcements for future remotes and live shows, including potential car shows and reasons for possible postponements (66:14–66:39).
• Ongoing saga of trying to buy a massive 80-car collection, complete with all the real-world frustrations and shifting deals entailed in such business. (41:34–44:57)
• Rants about the over-hyping of food chains like White Castle and In-N-Out as they come to Texas (57:18–59:37).
• Listeners bring stories about their own family’s “Oklahoma incest” (54:31–54:56, 124:20–124:53) and racing Hyundai Elantras on the tollway (71:59–73:53).

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• "I’m not trying to be a jerk, but it’s just all about the facts. I don’t care what the guy told you, I care what we can prove." – John (12:36)
• “Deployable underwear chute. And this is located? No.” – Mike pitching the hand glider (48:55)
• “If you have questions about business… eat a bunch of cocaine. Not really.” – Baba, riffing business advice (66:45, 67:12)
• "I hate car dealers because they change the deal on you constantly." – John (06:03)
• "Crappy golfers never miss an opportunity to pick up a range ball, and syphilis is curable." – John (71:41)
• "That's why it triggers me. You too? … Nobody goes to rehab sober." – John & Bob Floyd on drinking and sobriety (29:52–32:03)
• "Every month, we pull one person that sold us their car… and we give away 25 grand. It’s the dumbest promotion I’ve ever done." – John (91:29)
• "Sydney Sweeney could fix Cracker Barrel." – John (144:31)

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Timestamps for Significant Segments

• Car Seller Experiences: 05:01–06:52
• Classic Car Bids: 12:00–15:00, 83:23–85:43, 126:09–129:44
• Cowboys Documentary Recap: 07:48–09:29
• Gas Monkey Ice House Live Show Teaser: 16:41–18:29
• Florida News (Shark Attack): 25:00–26:28
• Cracker Barrel Debate: 102:07–106:14
• Joe Exotic Prison Call: 75:53–80:01
• Mail from Jail: 60:06–64:16
• Breast Milk Ice Cream: 97:23–100:12
• White Castle in Texas: 57:18–59:37
• Oklahoma Incest Stories: 54:31–54:56, 124:20–124:53
• Aggie Cheerleading & Traditions: 19:02–22:45

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Tone, Style & Language

The show's language is candid, edgy, and irreverent, sprinkled with regionalisms and unfiltered humor. The crew regularly teases each other and their callers, using everyday vernacular and salty punchlines. While the subject matter ranges widely, the tone is consistently relaxed, cheeky, and unscripted—the banter quick, the jokes often self-deprecating, and the storytelling as unvarnished as it gets on terrestrial radio.

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Takeaways for Listeners

• Even if you don’t care about cars, the JCW Show entertains with sharp wit, offbeat news, and a slice of American life.
• Car dealers should be more transparent, as John’s “no-nonsense” model wins converts.
• Florida’s news never disappoints.
• Sometimes the weirdest things that are sent to a radio show are actually eaten on-air—yes, even breast milk ice cream.
• If you want a quick car bid, be honest and realistic—or prepare to get roasted.
• John and his crew have no intention of following radio’s “rules”—and are always ready to turn even the most mundane callers into comedy gold.

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Next Week: Catch the crew live at the Gas Monkey Ice House for the college football kickoff and another round of live car bids, wild call-ins, and whatever else comes through the studio doors. Be ready—doors open at 9, but the jokes start at 8!

Transcript

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[JD Ryan]

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[Show Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmethevin.com call John toll free. Cheap bastards, 1, 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[Baba]

Oh, the lights are on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, Baba. Have you seen the door coming into the kitchen? How it's got all those big dents in it?

[Baba]

Door to the kitchen?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like right out here on the outside?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How'd that happen?

[Baba]

I have no idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have an idea.

[Baba]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who put the barbecue pit there?

[Michael Turley]

I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's jaws to have. Thank you. Okay, cool. Now we need a new door.

[Baba]

Are we on a tear?

[JD Ryan]

What happened? What's wrong?

[Michael Turley]

Somebody.

[John Clay Wolf]

The door whips open and the. The. The wind grabs the door and it whips it in the barbecue pit and it whacks it and beats it all up.

[Baba]

Okay. That door's been looking kicked for about a year and a half.

[Michael Turley]

Does somebody now know how to open a door?

[John Clay Wolf]

I guess not.

[Baba]

That's what it sounds like.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Baba]

And they're leaving the porch light on during the day a lot too, I've noticed. When I show up, I don't know who.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you turn it off?

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Baba]

That's what I do. I'm just like my dad. Get off that roof. Close the door. Turn the light out right.

[Bob Floyd]

Are you leaving the room? Turn out the light.

[JD Ryan]

J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why'D you quit spending the night out here? Ever since you got married, you couldn't spend the night out here.

[Bob Floyd]

No, no, no. It was before that, actually. And the truth is, because traffic is better at 5 o' clock in the morning than it is at 5 o' clock in the afternoon.

[John Clay Wolf]

We afraid some strange piece of country tale is going to come sneak up on you now that you're married out.

[Bob Floyd]

Here in the middle of night? Not at all. It's just traffic. Traffic? Traffic sucks at 5:30 in the afternoon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Terrence.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

I would like to say. Hey, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, Speech impediment. Terence.

[JD Ryan]

No, I like you to call me Polar Bear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Bipolar and Pittsburgh, they call me. They'll make my brother's happy. Also Trump, you know, he's saying about end of the war I mean, in Israel. You know, Israel. Land where Jesus was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[JD Ryan]

Israel. Yep. Bruce, you know, the war. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. All those floods. Devastating. Everywhere the floods are devastating. Okay. And I'm very proud because I got this room look like a motel. And I used to work a Motel 6. I was a porter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[JD Ryan]

And all our people were Spanish, and ladies. And they were talking all Mexican. I'm not making fun of them. I'm not making fun of them. But they were all. But the wine porter, he spoke English. And they had this Mexican party. You know, they're old. It was beautiful, I thought. And the one. One lady worked there. She. You know, she liked me and stuff. You know, I gave her a kiss. They're all like, oh, no. You know, I'm like, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[JD Ryan]

Because on the south side was Dumpster Dave. He lived at Dumpster Dave.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Anyway, he pushed the carton, did the all kinds of recycled stuff, and I was known as Can Bo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Terrence, Terrence, Terrence, Terrence. Speech. Yeah. Where are we heading with this story?

[JD Ryan]

Well, call me Polar Bear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Thank you, Polar Bear, because he's bipolar. Thank you. Speech impediment. Terrence, AKA Polar Bear.

[JD Ryan]

I want to call you again. Don't worry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, how did the Mexican have a big thing. Hey, how did the Mexican people talk to you?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I'm not putting it down because.

[John Clay Wolf]

Terrence, how did the Mexican people talk to you? What did it sound like?

[JD Ryan]

They're all. I'm like, I'm not making fun of you, because I know.

[Baba]

Wow.

[Bob Floyd]

What is he on this morning?

[Michael Turley]

I think he's off his meds.

[JD Ryan]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was awakening. Good morning, everybody. If you aren't awake now, then you need to go back to sleep.

[Baba]

I don't Want to play Mr. Know It all or anything, but I'd say it sounds to me like Adderall.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike in Dallas.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, John, how are you doing this morning, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm trying to digest what I just heard.

[JD Ryan]

Well, I was. I was talking to your Copart on the phone, so I didn't catch it, man. Just wanted to let you and the listeners know I've called a few times, and I actually sold you a 2015 Camaro. It was the easiest experience. I was in and out of the office in 10 minutes. There was no negotiations, no hassles. Check was there. Everybody was professional, and the next car I have to sell, I'm calling you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, thank you. I love it when I hear, like. I'm sure people think that I asked you to call in and say that. But I didn't. And that's. My deal is. Is I hate car dealers because they change the deal on you carry constantly. And they changed the deal on me my entire life. Right. I've been in the business for 30 years, and I buy from car dealers, right? So I get there to pick up my cars that I bought on, trade in, and the deal changes always.

[Bob Floyd]

We didn't mean that.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And then I see how it works with other people and. And they bring them in bait and switch style. Not all, but a lot. I'm like, if I'm going to change my business to do it like this way, and the little bit of money I'm going to lose on people getting over on me, I'm gonna make more because of happy people like Mike that will tell other people. And I think it's worked, man.

[JD Ryan]

I will. It was amazing. You know, there was only the one negative that I could say was. Is the amount of megabytes on the. Give me the VIN to upload a photo. Because, you know, hell, I guess my. My phone is like 4K. I don't know. But I. I emailed and there was always someone contacting me instantly. And they set up a time, and I will sell you my next vehicle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. So the. It. The tech comment is being addressed, and I appreciate it. Give me the vin.com if you want to sell yours. Steve in Poolville. What you got?

[JD Ryan]

Hey, maybe I'm just paranoid, but I think we have a different speech impediment, Terrence, than we used to have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, I'm with you. I mean, it's completely changed.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, somebody. Somebody pulled a fast one on us. That ain't Karen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because his. His speech is different.

[Bob Floyd]

Different.

[John Clay Wolf]

It doesn't sound impeded as much. It just sounds crazy gibberish. More so. Not that it didn't before.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, it's a different voice, and the impediment is not so impeded.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Bob Floyd]

800, 817 is not so impeded.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 rating. Did you watch the end of the Chiefs and the Bears game last night by any chance?

[Michael Turley]

No. I've been deep into the Cowboys documentary.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Jerry Jones Story, and I watched step one. How many. How many steps are there?

[Michael Turley]

There's eight. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[Michael Turley]

Where does it play on Netflix? It's really good. It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wanted. When I saw it, I'm like, I'm going to turn this on just so I can scream at it and turn it off. But it drugged me in pretty quick.

[Michael Turley]

It's gonna make you just mad as a cowboy fan. It's really gonna do that.

[Baba]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Just because you're reliving the good old days. Because we don't have any good days now.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And then you're watching why. And it's all coming up next.

[John Clay Wolf]

Van Halen, where have all the good times gone this summer? Right here on your local rock station. Good morning, Pittsburgh. Wdve. Yeah, it's, it's, it's good though.

[Michael Turley]

There's a lot of stuff that I forgot.

[Baba]

Oh, it's phenomenal. Every. Everything. The music, the production, such production value. It's, it's. But if you're.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Baba]

If you, if you've been around since 93, 94, 95. If you're around for the super bowl days. Yeah, it'll. It'll show you precisely how long it's been.

[Michael Turley]

And you don't have to be a cowboy fan to enjoy it because there's a lot of good history in there and stuff. And you'll enjoy the back half because they just suck and why they suck. And you're enjoying that right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's. But I mean, what I watched was a Jerry Jones self made biography. It is. He's, he's, he's, he must find.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah, I think it's.

[JD Ryan]

He.

[Michael Turley]

It doesn't show in the back half. It doesn't really say wall. Hey, they suck because of Jerry Jones so much. It's more of like, hey, Jerry Jones is being celebrated because he is really good at being an owner. They don't go on the GM side of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Travis and Denton, you are out on the Appalachian Trail walking for a month?

[JD Ryan]

No, I've been out since June 21st. I'm headed down south to Georgia. I'm in New York right now. I've got like 1400 miles left.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you're just walking it like Forrest Gump?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, well, I think I'm doing a little more sleep in the forest. Did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you solo or do you have a. Do you have a hide with you?

[JD Ryan]

I started out solo and I didn't expect to have anyone to walk with, but I've built up a nice trail family of five people.

[John Clay Wolf]

So now it's a group of walkers. It is like Forrest Gump. It is very much like Forrest Gump. If you'd like to join Travis on his quest across the country marching for. We don't know what he is currently. Where are you in New York?

[JD Ryan]

Geez, I don't even know. I'm. I'M crossing today. There's a zoo on the trail today and I'll be crossing the Hudson river as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how do people find you on Facebook so they can join you?

[JD Ryan]

I only have an instagram if you want to follow where I'm posting. Completely unrelated namesake. It's local. Jerry. Underscore inspector.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you put that on our Facebook page? Absolutely. You might need a local dairy. Underscore inspector.

[Bob Floyd]

Correct. Local dairy. Underscore inspector.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like a man who is hunting for a large breasted woman.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the Appalachian trail. That's what he's walking for. Good luck, Travis. Congratulations. Call it next Saturday and check in. My name is John Clay wolf of a cars. The radio for America's best car buyer gives methevin.com the name of the company is. Give me the vin.com and if you'd like me to bid your car on the radio, that's the next segment. It's a quick one. We're gonna play a song. We're come back. I'm gonna bid some cars on the air real quick and then we'll come back to the normal show. Call in to load your car. Just pre k will answer the phone. Give him year, make, model, miles, Average rough or clean. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. Be right back.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show presented by givemethevent.com. hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Danny in Pennsylvania.

[JD Ryan]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 1970 Chevelle SS.498 stroke, 2500 miles on engine, 52,000 miles on odometer. One might be rolled over. No way. And it's original. You want 30,000. So where's the 398, 396 engine?

[JD Ryan]

They come with 454.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And this was a factory built 454.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah, I guess that's what the guy told me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guess. And guys telling you do not count in my world when we get into cars like this. I'm not trying to. I'm not trying to be a jerk, but it's just all about the facts. So I don't care what the guy told you. I care what we can prove. And we got to take vin tags and build sheets and back it down. But that really doesn't matter because it's got a different engine in it now. So who cares? What's the paint like?

[JD Ryan]

It's like it's brand new paint.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, when did it get painted?

[JD Ryan]

About, about four years, five years ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you in that funny, Danny. I'm not making fun of you. I'm making fun of all of us. Did y' all hear him? It's brand new paint five years ago. Like, like if you have a car that's five years old, you wouldn't say it's brand new. But on an old car and the paint's five years old, it's just brand ass new. Like it's still drying in this. And I'm bringing this up because people need to understand on restorations, the age of the restoration matters. So got fully restored in, in 2000. Well, that was 25 years ago. And the, the materials and the parts that they used to restore back then, 25 years ago are different than they are now. So a freshly restored car is worth more than a 25 year old restored car. But that I'm using this as examples. Don't worry about this. Has nothing to do with what I'm doing with your car or trying to do with your car. What color is it?

[JD Ryan]

It's red and black sights.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And does it have like cragers or does it have the factory rally wheels?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, it's got boss. Okay, I need rims on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take pictures of this thing. Boom, boom, boom, boom takes. Take some pictures of it. Load it up into givemetheven.com. let's look at it. I see you want 30,000 for it. I might give 30,000 for it, but I'm probably going to give 25.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. I don't know how to do this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know, I, I can take a picture of your phone number right here. Let me see here. And I will have somebody call you. Does that work?

[JD Ryan]

Okay. All right, we're in PA Are you Katani?

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't know. Where's that, Is that like, like North Philly?

[JD Ryan]

You know where Pittsburgh is, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, sure.

[JD Ryan]

It's about go up 28, about probably 23 mile, 24 mile.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, hang a left. There's a red mailbox with a, with a three legged dog. Take a right, go past the first double wide and then the burned out trailer. And yours is the nice one at the end of the dirt road. All right, I'll be there in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars and radio for America's best car buyer. GiveMeThe Vin.com.

[Show Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Florida.

[JD Ryan]

Look, the only reason to visit Florida is to identify your daughter's dead body. That is it. Yes. Yes, you heard me. The state flag of Florida should be a coroner holding up a sheet and then two parents just going like that, just screaming. And then there's a flamingo in the bottom right hand corner with sunglasses going ye. And then in, in like Latin, in Latin it says, why did she go into porn? And that's the, that's the state flag of Florida.

[Show Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show. Call in 800-800-RADIO. Want more of the John Clay Wolf Show? Check out the fastest growing [e-mail] next week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember, we're gonna do it. Remember, it's the first time I've said it. Actually, I forgot. We're going to be live at Gas Monkey Ice House. We're going to do that again, which we did a couple months ago. And that was a good time. And it's college football kickoff. Yeah. Ohio State, Texas. So it's a really good day to do it. The first 10 people that show up on the early bird get free beer on Richard. Richard doesn't know this yet, but he'll be fine.

[Michael Turley]

Just pull the tap, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, just put on Richard's tab first. Ten guys will open at nine. Well, you know the show starts at eight, but they're not going to open the doors till nine, so it'll be a good one. College football means that it's the super bowl of college football next Saturday, number one. Number two, when's the last time this happened?

[Michael Turley]

It's never happened before in the first week of college football, number one.

[John Clay Wolf]

And number two, the first real game of the season for most part is the Super Bowl. That's wild.

[Michael Turley]

It's very wild.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's gonna be a great day.

[Michael Turley]

Ohio State's favorite by one and a half right now. Games at 11 o'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clock.

[Michael Turley]

So yeah, get there at nine. That's plenty of time to start drinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bring your cars too, if you want to sell any. Last time we bought a bunch of cars from you guys and if you want to show your car off. So we can't have a car show. So come show your car off. If you go to my YouTube channel, John Clay Wolf, you'll see. Or just go to jcwshow.com and click through the last time we were there was a really good time. I want to do that there about once, about three or four times a year. I like it. And then Nolan's got a football game that night in Arlington So it'll be easier on me than having to boom, boom.

[Michael Turley]

It's got to be easy for you, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it actually just works. Really? It's my birthday too, you dick.

[Bob Floyd]

Birthday's coming up.

[Michael Turley]

It's your birthday that night.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is. It is. Really? Yep. I just realized that somebody just wished me happy birthday. Oh, my God. It is my birthday. That's funny. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Yeah. When Lucas was playing high school football and you were coming out here.

[Michael Turley]

That's a drive at night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Like, when they were away in Houston or far away or Midland, what'd you do? I don't remember. A couple times you called in for Sean, but not much.

[Michael Turley]

They didn't have as many road games, this scene. Well, no, junior year, two.

[John Clay Wolf]

They did.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I would just call in. I'm just.

[John Clay Wolf]

How does he like being an Aggie?

[Michael Turley]

I mean, he loves being an Aggie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you like him being an Aggie?

[Michael Turley]

If we've talked about this, I'm fine with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I just check again to make sure that you're okay.

[Bob Floyd]

What's the. What's the odd smile you're like? I'm fine with it.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, it's just.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, when you make Aggie jokes all your life and then your kid becomes one.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I didn't understand Aggie jokes until I got to Texas. I was like, what the hell's going on? Why do people make fun of me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay.

[Michael Turley]

I got it. Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And then you. I remember we went to the Cotton bowl. This is in 92. And go watching a. M. And seeing them do those cheers and stuff like that. Like, what the hell's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is everybody on acid?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. And then your kid goes there and they teach you.

[John Clay Wolf]

What.

[Michael Turley]

What's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

They literally.

[Michael Turley]

That's part of their training. Training. When you're starting school at a.

[John Clay Wolf]

What exactly is going on?

[Michael Turley]

It's all these weird chants. I mean, it's just kind of like it all started from the 1800s.

[Bob Floyd]

Know them and they all do kickstand, hoop, whatever that is. The whole stadium does it at once. I can't tell what it says. I can't tell what they're saying.

[Michael Turley]

It's. I do now know that only certain classes can do the whoop and they do different cheers. So if you're a freshman, you can do a certain cheer. Sophomore, you can do a certain cheer. When you're a senior, that's when you can finally do the whoop thing. The kickstand thing you're talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember when that one got viral? I'm sure we don't have it handy, but last year. Oh, when. When they got the cheer guy on here. Instagram.

[Michael Turley]

Here's what they're doing. So they're basically theater kids that are cheerleaders. Seriously, they're improv. And they. They just. They're goofy as hell. They're just having fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

And once you realize that, it's like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you're one of those. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

You're just an improv kid, having always been that way. I think so. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because the 1800s, they had theater kids that were doing improv.

[Bob Floyd]

They had male cheerleaders.

[Michael Turley]

Well, it was an all male school for.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah. Forever and ever and ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is it that rolled out the male cheerleader? It was the Minnesota Vikings this week.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. That's a different type of cheerleader.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why. Why is it different?

[Michael Turley]

Because he's doing like female cheers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kickstand. Whoop.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

No, no.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah. He's doing the same exact dances as the women. That looks O.

[Michael Turley]

And he has pom poms at A.

[Bob Floyd]

And M. They don't do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there just one he or there two? He's.

[Bob Floyd]

There's one key that I saw. Just one.

[Baba]

Is he wearing a skirt?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Wearing some tight, tight shorts.

[Bob Floyd]

Shorts.

[Baba]

Are they wearing skirts? Yes, but he's wearing pants. Like shorts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shorts is. He wears a $3 bill.

[Show Announcer]

He's got to be.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Michael Turley]

He's very flamboyant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Baba]

It's color tv, John. You can't miss it.

[Bob Floyd]

Color tv.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Baba]

Not that there's anything wrong with that. No, I'm just saying, like, George W. Bush was a cheerleader in college. Like, you know, there's nothing wrong with male cheerleaders. Some. Some dudes go that way. It's like you say the improvs.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that. That's a different.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they're throwing the hot girls up in the air, and this guy is hoping that somebody throws him up in the air.

[JD Ryan]

He's.

[Baba]

Yeah, he wants to be a hot girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he does.

[Bob Floyd]

In his mind, he is.

[Baba]

Someday they're gonna throw me. They're gonna throw me so high.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, it's the cheerleader. We've got the Minnesota Vikings cheerleader here on the air with us this morning. Good morning, sweetheart.

[Baba]

They'll get so close and they'll smell my brute, my Faberge.

[John Clay Wolf]

What made you want to take this job? Why did you try out?

[Baba]

I didn't know. Just so many pretty girls and, you know, we all Played the sorority at the same time. And so you hear a lot of talk about it throughout this quack box. That's what we call a coffee pot. The squawk Squawk box.

[Bob Floyd]

Squawk box.

[Baba]

Everybody says, oh, my God, I'm gonna go to tear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Baba]

I thought I'd go to here. And they picked me. And I beat out like 40 girls because I'm beautiful.

[Bob Floyd]

You're beautiful, all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just see me in my shorts.

[Baba]

They'Re gonna throw me so high.

[Bob Floyd]

I've seen you in your shorts. You're very.

[Baba]

Yes, and I was kicking it at.

[Bob Floyd]

You, baby, not at me.

[Baba]

D.J. and Ryan. Oh, my God.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, my God, Here we go.

[Baba]

You're still looking at me.

[Bob Floyd]

Why did I even say saying?

[Baba]

I'm only a college girl. Stop looking at me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Girl.

[Bob Floyd]

You're a college guy.

[Baba]

I'm just playing. You're so pretty. I want to do you.

[Bob Floyd]

You're a college guy. No interest.

[JD Ryan]

Stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think that was necessary.

[Bob Floyd]

No, that wasn't at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was not necessary. We need you to leave. Hey. Bye, Minnesota Viking. Cheer boy.

[JD Ryan]

Goodbye.

[Baba]

Still owe me fourteen hundred dollars for last time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eighteen to Hannah.

[JD Ryan]

Eighteen to.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's. Oh, my God. What do we got in the news? J.D. ryan, we got 25 seconds.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, we don't have time for that story then. We don't really have time for any story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, then we're going to go out now. We'll go out early.

[JD Ryan]

God, that's.

[Bob Floyd]

We do have some big news, though. This morning at 10:05 when Joe Exotic calls in. Yeah, there's some big news. I can't tell you what it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he going to meet us next Saturday at the Gas Monkey Ice House when we're doing our live remote?

[Bob Floyd]

There is a chance. That's all I'm going to say. That's all I'm going to say.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[Bob Floyd]

That's all I'm going to say.

[Michael Turley]

In.

[John Clay Wolf]

At 10. Watch this. This thing in town will happen. Joe gets out.

[JD Ryan]

Right?

[Bob Floyd]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, in the. In Walnut Springs. That other thing I was talking about. God, that'd be perfect. No, it wouldn't. No, it would. Bad timing. All right, we'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars and Radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com.

[JD Ryan]

I saw you in Rudy's. You were very high. You.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com. give me the vin.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the segment where we do Florida News. Is there anything weird in Florida today?

[Bob Floyd]

There's always weird stuff in Florida, yes.

[Baba]

And now, from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.G.

[JD Ryan]

Wright.

[Bob Floyd]

So a fisherman in Florida caught a shark. Okay? You've seen people on the beach. They pull the shark up and they pick up its mouth and they take a little selfie. They take a photo. Well, so the guy's straddling the shark and it's a big shark, by the way. It's about a six foot shark. He's straddling it, holding the mouth open to take this picture, and the shark is having none of it. The shark simply turns and bites his leg. The guy had to be airlifted to the hospital. I mean, that's just so stupid.

[Michael Turley]

It's dumb.

[Bob Floyd]

It's so dumb. It's like the shark's still alive. He's going to bite you. Here's part of the 911 call with and the victim himself, Sean. Listen, he's not even not upset about it. Sean Muse is his name. Talking about the attack. Cut eight.

[JD Ryan]

We're out shark fishing on the beach here and one of the guys I'm with got bit in the leg. He's awake. We have a tourniquet on his leg. He's got a towel on it to try to stop the bleeding.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were taking the hook and we just finished taking the hook out of his mouth. We were going to go release him and the shark just turned and bit me. I'd go back today if I could leave the hospital. It happens sometimes. Luckily, he only took a little bit of me. I'm one of the fortunate ones and I'm a shark bite victim. A lot of good stories now.

[JD Ryan]

And for the shark that bit him, he has a message.

[John Clay Wolf]

See you next time.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, he'll kill you next time.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

Idiot.

[Baba]

Lemon sharks, man. Yeah, Lemon shark get up to like.

[Bob Floyd]

11Ft, they will still bite you.

[Michael Turley]

Well, they made it sound like he was just fishing and then. Oh, it bit him. No, not like Luke.

[Bob Floyd]

You talked about holding his mouth open to take a picture with his leg on either side of the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got his ass bit.

[Bob Floyd]

Yes. He's a video going viral. It's a couple of photographers and a model. Okay, they're about to do a photo shoot in another Florida apartment lobby. Oh, it's looking bad, isn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like Boogie Nights.

[Bob Floyd]

So a drunk, a drunk chick comes up. She's probably jealous because it's a hot model and she's probably not so she's. She has a major problem with them renting a room there to take these photographs because she believes they're up to something nefarious. Cut number nine.

[JD Ryan]

Excuse me. They were outside of my home. I don't know where they're from. Going back to the room now they're going to the room and they're staying in the room and they're not going to. And pimp her. They're not going to pimp the.

[John Clay Wolf]

She. She might have got pimped.

[JD Ryan]

Where are you from exactly?

[Bob Floyd]

St. Louis, Missouri.

[JD Ryan]

You're not from Florida, are you?

[Baba]

Nope.

[JD Ryan]

Exactly. Maybe in Missouri you've been carrying on as you do, but not in Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you do in Florida, pimp.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. And you trespass on my private property. Homestead, Missouri. Pimp. Whore. Whore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pimp and whore. Pimp's in the house.

[Baba]

Damn.

[JD Ryan]

I'm sorry you had a messed up day today, ma'. Am. No, I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hope it gets better.

[Bob Floyd]

And God bless.

[JD Ryan]

From Missouri.

[Bob Floyd]

Obviously not.

[JD Ryan]

And stay in your room, whore.

[Bob Floyd]

Stay in your room.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a picture of the gal?

[Bob Floyd]

I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's too bad.

[Baba]

Johnny, will you go get your Aunt Sue? She's out in the hallway again. She thinks that poor little girl's a. Don't stop her, Johnny. Take the peppermint. She'll listen to you.

[Michael Turley]

Pimp.

[Baba]

What is that about?

[Bob Floyd]

She's just drunk. She's jealous of the hot chick walking in with these two guys. No one wants your picture, lady. You're drunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Vodka. Vodka.

[JD Ryan]

You're not.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, it is indeed. You're not from Florida, are you?

[JD Ryan]

What is that?

[Baba]

Scary.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pimp.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Excuse me. They were outside of my home. I don't know where they're from. They're going to the room and they're staying in the room. And they're not gonna pimp her. They're not gonna pimp the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do I hear a little Spanish Accent?

[JD Ryan]

Yes, exactly.

[Bob Floyd]

St. Louis, Missouri.

[JD Ryan]

You're not from Florida, are you?

[Baba]

Nope.

[JD Ryan]

Exactly. Maybe in Missouri you've been carrying on as you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, I just cannot stand listening to drunks, dude. It just kills me. I'm just.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, I know. It's something deep down, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It triggers. It triggers me. You too?

[Bob Floyd]

Yes, Absolutely.

[JD Ryan]

Hey. Hey, Charlie. Charlie, pick up your phone. Hey, Charlie, you tell John. Call John. Hey, this is Bubble. Tell John Wolf he could kiss in my ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember that.

[Bob Floyd]

We've all had Bobbo calls. All of us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not in a long time. God, it's been years for me. It has been A while.

[Michael Turley]

It's been a couple months.

[Bob Floyd]

You didn't quit drinking, did you, Bob? No.

[John Clay Wolf]

He looked at you like, what are you thinking?

[Baba]

Yeah, dude, last night around 9:30, I quit drinking and went to bed.

[Bob Floyd]

Thank you.

[Baba]

I quit all the time. You should try it.

[Bob Floyd]

I should try. I did try it.

[Baba]

Be good for you.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many years ago?

[Bob Floyd]

Sixteen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sixteen years. You have been. It's been that long?

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

When Russ Martin got canceled. That was 16 years ago.

[Bob Floyd]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

God. Or 17.

[Bob Floyd]

It'll be 17 this January for me.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, when Russ got canceled.

[Bob Floyd]

Yes. That was. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

That long ago.

[Bob Floyd]

Sorry. He's been dead for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn.

[Bob Floyd]

Time goes by.

[Michael Turley]

And what did you do right before you went in? Did you just drink everything?

[Bob Floyd]

Absolutely nobody goes to rehab sober. I was told that, so I drank all the way on the airplane out there and I'm drinking. I had a drink in the car and the cab that took me to the rehab.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD Had a contract with CBS Radio and they canceled his show. But he just got a new contract, so had two or three years left on it. Three years with all of the money and all of the benefits. So he went and ran up the tab harder on them and went to rehab in Arizona for a while. Probably cost them another 300 grand on their insurance.

[Baba]

Best way to do it, too. I never heard that. J.D. nobody goes to rehab sober.

[Bob Floyd]

You're supposed to, really?

[Baba]

So there is hope.

[Bob Floyd]

But there's hope.

[Baba]

I find that very attractive.

[Bob Floyd]

And then you spend the first three days detoxing, and then you spend the rest of the time learning how not to do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's been so long. You can talk about this openly. You always have, actually. But did you ever. The day you quit, did you ever do it again?

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, well, I actually quit, yeah. On the air one time. We quit several years.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you went to rehab.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, no. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was that it?

[Bob Floyd]

No, that was it.

[Michael Turley]

That was no relapse?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bob Floyd]

I've had no. If that's your question. I've had no relapses. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever had a glass of champagne just because. Just because you were in a moment of celebration with somebody? Like a wedding or.

[Bob Floyd]

No, just. You don't do it. There's other things to drink. There's. There's. There's sparkling whores.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Pimp.

[Bob Floyd]

You can buy sparkling grape juice. Whatever. I've had that in New Year's Eve. Sparkling grape juice. It doesn't matter what's in the cup. It really doesn't. Unless you're an alcoholic. It just doesn't matter.

[Michael Turley]

Not the fake stuff either.

[Bob Floyd]

No.

[Michael Turley]

You don't even do that.

[Bob Floyd]

I don't do a duel. No, I learned that. That's. That's kind of practicing to fail. Yeah, it's a trigger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

I've seen people do it and I've seen people fail.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're drunk right now, call in. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We have the drunkest audience in the country on Saturday mornings. This has been proven, no doubt, after nearly 20 years on the air. We definitely have the drinking crowd. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Michael Turley]

Hopefully we can see them out there at the Gas Monkey on Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

First 10 people there at 9 o'. Clock. Get a beer on Richard at 9 o'.

[JD Ryan]

Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

9 o' clock in the morning. They'll be there.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, yes, they'll be there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike and Nashville. What were you saying?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, John, I'm not drunk, but I think if you listen to that video again, you might find out that that sounds just like a drunk Kamala Harris.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, it kind of does. It kind of does. Nice note.

[JD Ryan]

It does. I swear it's her.

[John Clay Wolf]

I swear it's her. Bill in Pennsylvania says GM had a recall on the 6.2 V8. What's my opinion on resale value of those bill? You there?

[JD Ryan]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're talking about the Denali's and the Escalades and the three? Yeah. You know, we expected that, that the prices would come down on this a lot and they did a little bit, but not, not, not much. We're really not, we're not bidding them any differently, if that answers your question, than we were. Because GM is doing a pretty good job of getting them fixed. However, I think that you're down for a while. Like, I think they have so many of them, they can't swap them out that quick. The new engines.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I was just wondering, like mine, mine had to go in for a test and it passed. But there's that stigma. Even though it's got a 10 year, 150,000 mile warranty that. Oh, well, when you go to trade in. Yeah, you know, hey, that's got the 6.2in and I may not be able to move it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll buy it. Go to go. Go to givemetheven.com I'll buy it. We're buying them just like we were before. We're not afraid. We maybe, maybe we should be, but I'm too stupid to be. Thank you.

[Michael Turley]

You see the C8s blowing up.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're exploding. Yes. Because the, it's like a boat. When you don't run the blower in a boat before you start it. The vapors are gathered below in the bilge and that's what's happening to the ca. The new ZR1 Corvette. It's, it's the, the vapors of the fuel are gathering in a chamber and the fans I believe that are running down there when the car is off are exploding. They're igniting and making them explode. This is not. I don't think I'm making this up.

[Michael Turley]

No, that's exactly right. Yeah. The ZR1s are doing that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Excess fuel spilling pimp.

[Michael Turley]

We need that as a drop, Bobbo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they're, they're, they're. How many have blown up? I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

I don't have a number. But it's enough to. Where it's a stop sale on them and that's pretty serious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And they're bringing a gazillion dollars over sticker in General Motors is canceling the warranty on them as soon as you sell them. So if you buy a new ZR1 and you sell it to me for $50,000 profit. I think a hundred thousand dollar profit. They're bringing a ton. General Motors is can't. And they see it show up at the auction or for sale anywhere. They're canceling the warranty on the car immediately and taking that customer off the order list for specialty units in the future.

[Michael Turley]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you buy a car from General Motors, it's like a seat, like the es, the Escalade V's, this ZR1 and the special production cars. If you sell them before 12 months I think and flip them, they're canceling you and they're canceling your warranty.

[Michael Turley]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's serious. They're serious.

[JD Ryan]

Where have we heard that before?

[John Clay Wolf]

We have heard it before, but it's never really. No one has ever. Yeah, you heard it like that. But it's never been enforced.

[Michael Turley]

Maybe that's what it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

And a friend of mine at Chevy's dealership keeps me posted and he said they're all about it this time.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're waiting on these cars to show up at auction and they're calling the owner and the new part, I mean just like hey dude, no warranty.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. That's huge. They don't want their stuff to get scalped.

[Bob Floyd]

Makes sense. But wow, that's still amazing.

[Baba]

Is that the solution to their perceived problem, do you think? In your opinion, if you had it.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you were, I don't know, scalper and you had an Indian girlfriend, would that be.

[Baba]

You mean Indians?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Baba]

Or Native American.

[John Clay Wolf]

Native American.

[Michael Turley]

And your ticket scalper?

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh? Huh?

[Baba]

Oh, okay. Yeah. They're not exactly cutting the hair off of the skulls of the tickets. Like that's scalp. That's different.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a bad term. It's a derogatory.

[Baba]

It's trying to be offensive on purpose, man. Lead Native American people out of this. They paid enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm saying that I just thought, you know, like if you're a ticket scalper and your girlfriend's an American Indian or your wife. I bet you don't call yourself a.

[Michael Turley]

Ticket scalper only to be in John Clay Wolf's head right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the clock off?

[Michael Turley]

Yes, it's supposed to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars on the radio for America's best car buyer. I'm like a car scalper. Givemetheven.com.

[Baba]

Why is beautiful Boulder, Colorado the number one place to live in all the United States? Maybe it's the pristine Rocky Mountain skiing or whitewater rafting and magnificently splendorous nature.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's because weed's legal.

[Baba]

And Boulder, Colorado's got some of the most wonderful hiking trails in the the world. There's marijuana everywhere, man. Could be that people love Colorado for the warm, neighborly attitude. Yeah, we're all friendly cuz we're high. Maybe it's time to find your best life in America and your higher calling. Yeah, you mean high.

[JD Ryan]

All right.

[Baba]

In Boulder, Colorado, weed is legal, man. And live from the United States, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show. Starring John Clay Wolf with JD Ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown and featuring DJ Pre K, Keith Richards, Randy the Chipmunk and Satan, the Prince of darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I noticed your license plate Babo said SNL 682.

[Baba]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Isn't that ironic that your license plate state issued said SNL on it? Because you're a funny guy and you like Saturday night. Oh, that's funny. Never thought of it, did you?

[Baba]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

James in in Houston.

[JD Ryan]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, James, you've got a 67RT Coronet, restored 440 with a six pack. 200 miles on the mortar on the motor. It's insured for 50 grand and that's what you want for it?

[JD Ryan]

Well, that's. No, that's what? It's insured drawer because that's where I think I'm at right now until I put more money in it. Dad built the car before he passed away. He said, son, finish it up for me. It's. It's got the 727 transmission, 3.91 rear end. It's. Everything's original. It still has the four disc drum brakes on it. I really would like to have our drum brakes on it. I really would like to have some disc brakes on it. I cannot run this car yet because I can't stop it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, it's got some. What's limited? It says 67 RT Coronet Limited. What's the limited designation?

[JD Ryan]

I don't remember that 446 pack when it was right before they.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a lot of 68. I've had 446 packs, but I don't remember them being called limited. Do you think that's real? Are you making that up?

[JD Ryan]

No, no. That's what my dad told me when he was researching the VIN number. He went and found the car that had a 440 in it with the VIN number.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because I've bought and sold a lot of these. I've sold them for 20 to 25,000. Like the best example in the world I've ever seen is 35,000.

[JD Ryan]

Even with a 605 horsepower motor.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 446 pack is a 446 pack. This is what it is. Right. And a 67RT Coronet is a 67RT Coronet. I think yours sounds like a really, really nice example. But do this. Go to bring a trailer.com and put your car in there and go look through comps and look at what they've sold for. And I can already tell you what you're going to see. You're going to see 15 to 25 grand.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Oh, Jason love. Speaking of a bunch of. I'm glad you called me love. Good morning. Hey, how are we? We've got that 80 car package of collector cars in West Virginia. Did she send the contract back? Did she send the contract back?

[JD Ryan]

Not yet. We're still waiting on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, once we. Once we get it back, then we'll make plans to go out there next week and get them paid for. Well, we did. We were working JD on this lady. Her husband's passing away. They've got a huge car collection. How long have we been messing with this? Six weeks.

[JD Ryan]

I would say. Yeah, about Six weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's gonna sell us the cars. We get a number and then she changes the num. The amount of cars and then we change the number. No. And then it's just back. Oh. And then I've got this real estate and I want you to buy that too. Okay, we'll look at it. So I got an appraisal on the real estate. Now I got another piece of real estate. I want you to buy that too. Well, let's. Let's hammer these cars down.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, let's do one thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when I get out there, we'll look at the real estate. Nope. It's all gonna be one number or nothing. And it finally said, you know what? Nothing. I'm not doing this. Here's our number on the cars. And then she kept wiggling a little bit back and forth. And he's in the background like on a respirator saying, sell them, I'm dying. I mean, it's a weird. Yeah, it's a weird situation and we'll finally just forget it. And then they came back and said, hey, we're pulled five cars out that are sentimental value and. Okay. And then we redid it. And so I sent a contract over there, like, here's the purchase agreement, here's 80 cars, here's the money. And agree to this before we come out there because this deal has changed 57 times over the phone. And so we have the option to buy these cars for this amount of money and we're going to go out there and inspect them and assuming that we're cool, then we're gonna pay for them.

[Bob Floyd]

Okay. But she's changed it so many times.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I had to. Yeah, but I think this is the right way to do these big deals because like when we ran to Minnesota on that eight hundred thousand dollar package of cars up there and the lady started jumping around, they got weird. Yeah. I'm not traveling across the country unless I got a deal. No, just not. It just costs money to bring all the people. We got a video. We gotta. I mean, hey love, think about how many jump boxes we're gonna need. Seriously, if we go out there, we need to go. You need to go buy three jump boxes and put them on the plane and I mean, it's gonna be a lot of work. 80.

[Bob Floyd]

80?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, 80 cars.

[Bob Floyd]

How many won't start?

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's plenty of junk in there too. Yeah, I mean there's. Do what?

[JD Ryan]

She said that they all start though. She said they all run. So we'll find out.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no way. I mean, I have 80 cars that won't run. I mean, it just. You just can't control old cars, so. All right, so we don't know if we're going there next week yet.

[JD Ryan]

I have a good feeling by Monday we'll have an answer from her.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, let me know. We'll get out of there.

[JD Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Thank you.

[Bob Floyd]

In my very limited experience buying cars, if it gets weird in the beginning, it doesn't get better. It just doesn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's why I'm like, send a contract.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that. Nobody liked that. No.

[Bob Floyd]

Why would you not send a contract?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because we've changed the deal too many times.

[Bob Floyd]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we are going to VIN numbers. I mean, think about how many. Think about the amount of effort it took to make a contract on 80 cars.

[Bob Floyd]

I can't even imagine about 10 once from one guy. And it was a nightmare. It was a nightmare.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bob Floyd]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

10 trucks. 10 trucks. When was that?

[Bob Floyd]

Was that during COVID Yes, it was actually during COVID It was about.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I remember that.

[Bob Floyd]

Four years ago.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

That wasn't four years ago. That's five years.

[Bob Floyd]

Five years ago.

[JD Ryan]

Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a long time. Can you believe that was five years ago?

[Bob Floyd]

I really can't. When somebody said something about I got a friend that got Covid yesterday, I'm like, well, that's been a year.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is Covid?

[Bob Floyd]

Covid. Just.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[Michael Turley]

It's a virus now.

[Bob Floyd]

It's a flu virus. Yes. That's basically it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like an std.

[Bob Floyd]

No, it's like a flu. It's a virus. You get sick, you get some snotty nosed and you feel bad, but we've.

[John Clay Wolf]

Been getting that all our lives and we didn't call it covered.

[Bob Floyd]

I know, because this is a particular strain.

[Baba]

Covid wasn't even a new name for it then. It' when they called it novel. Covet.

[Bob Floyd]

Naville.

[JD Ryan]

Novel.

[Baba]

Novel.

[Bob Floyd]

Novel.

[Baba]

Co. Like a novel, somebody rides. Novel means new and scientific.

[Bob Floyd]

Gotcha.

[Baba]

You know parlance.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you making stuff up again?

[Bob Floyd]

He is indeed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Baba]

Now, before we get.

[Bob Floyd]

We gotta go.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know how you get rid of COVID How? How do you get rid of Huff Freon?

[Bob Floyd]

Huff Freon. Don't try this at home, kids. Not recommended by the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

My friend in his. Troy and Aaron. Troy's mom, that was Jason Golf's. She got a new Cadillac Elante.

[Bob Floyd]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm dating myself. Brand new.

[Bob Floyd]

Brand new.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bring it in. And then all of a Sudden the AC won't work. Takes it back to the dealership. They filled it back up with Freon. Sure. Checked for leaks, can't find any leaks.

[JD Ryan]

No problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bring it back a couple days later. The AC won't work. These little crackheads were sucking the Freon.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Out of the canister.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

She went back six times.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[Bob Floyd]

That will kill you.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not good for you.

[Bob Floyd]

No, it's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huffing Freon is not.

[Bob Floyd]

Or paint or anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think they changed the Freon since that time where it doesn't. I know a guy named John Dunn that huffed up Freon off of a condenser on the side of a house. He started foaming at the mouth and flopping out in the middle of the street.

[Bob Floyd]

Die.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope, he just. Real dumb. Anyway, it didn't matter.

[Bob Floyd]

Nothing to lose.

[Baba]

You know how to get rid of co. How? How? Fre. You know what? I'm just exhausted all the time. I'm working out and I'm tired and maybe I'm not getting protein or something. I say, you know what you need to do? This is when I was. This is when I had. You know what you need to do? Like what?

[JD Ryan]

What.

[Baba]

What should I say? You should eat a whole bunch of cocaine. Like just. I mean, get as much as you can. Take it over, put it down.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Baba]

Really? No, not really.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 raider. We're coming back with a lightning round. That's when you call and year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. Give me the specs. I'll bid the car on the air right now for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com. remember, we buy travel trailers, RVs and [e-mail] and motorcycles too. Harleys, Indians, all that stuff. New ones, old ones in betweeners. 800-800-7234. Call me right now and I'll take a couple of the air. Everybody else just go to the website. Give me the vin.com.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by. Give me the vid dot com. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 8 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike, you want me. Mike, you want me to buy a hand glider?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. It's single wing powered, spare wing, max service, sailing 100ft. You got 10 to 1 glide ratio. And your King Air B200 ain't got nothing on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is it?

[JD Ryan]

Man is made in 1953. I take 2500 for it. Powered by 10 wheel, Milwaukee portable fans, spare wing, deployable underwear shoe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Deployable underwear. Shoot. And this is located? No.

[JD Ryan]

Well, if you feel your under. He's a little wet. Probably indication you're. Honey, we're going down.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thank you. Sean and Denton, you've got a 20 Sierra single wheel diesel Western hauler. It's, it's a western hauler.

[JD Ryan]

No, I just had them install the fuel tank. Oh, Scott down there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know Scott. And it says that we previously offered 51 or somebody else offered 51.

[JD Ryan]

I got that offer from Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then why didn't you sell it?

[JD Ryan]

I love that truck. It's, I'm not gonna. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you're spending a lot of time. So you've been to Oklahoma to sell it. You've gone to give me the VIN to sell it.

[JD Ryan]

Because you said that, just advertised it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Just kind of, you know, put it online and see.

[John Clay Wolf]

You love the truck, you don't want to sell it, but you've been to. Gimme the VIN. We hit you at 48 online. Then you've gone, you've posted it, you've had someone from Oklahoma offer you 51, and now you're calling into my radio show. So where are we going?

[JD Ryan]

No, no, I posted it. I posted it. I posted it before I went to Give me the vin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

I didn't get to you guys until earlier this week, but then you guys gave me the offer even lower than, than that. But it's, I've painted the mirrors, I painted all the plastic trim on to match the body color. It has a bed cover on it as the fuel tank in the back. It's in really good shape. Really good shape.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do you want to sell it?

[JD Ryan]

Some of these. I got another one and don't need to do insurance on both of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

I got a, I got a newer model. I, I, that's all we've had is the Duramax's analysis. That's, you know, 2020 and that they've just been great. I just, just keep going with them. But. Yeah, I don't need this one anymore, unfortunately. It's been a great truck. I love the color blue on it. They don't do that blue anymore. But it's, Yeah, I gotta, I gotta get rid of one of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you won't take 48 and you won't take 51?

[JD Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

I'm, I know. I wish I could get you the video or pictures on it. So we, I mean, I don't know Maybe I'm talking out of my rear, but I think it's a. I seen them on the lot and this is more of a truck than what's I've seen out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live?

[JD Ryan]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[JD Ryan]

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[Michael Turley]

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[JD Ryan]

Texas, Denton.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I, I mean, I think that you want full blown triple dog retail for your truck and you're giving me all of the, all of the points of salesmanship on why it's worth full dog. You just need to retail your truck. It sounds like that's what you're trying to do, but when you called the radio show this morning, what were you thinking was gonna. Did you think I would be shamed into paying 52,000, beating Oklahoma by a thousand?

[JD Ryan]

Hell no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

No, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Oklahoma thing actually turned me off because, like the odds of him even completing the sale. I will never bid against anybody in Oklahoma with any reference of like, I think that their bid is real.

[JD Ryan]

No, this wasn't a dealership. It was just some dude off the street. Even worse, he was asking if I had it chipped or had it tuned up. Like, whoa, no, I don't. Don't. You don't need that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what? I'll give you 50 grand from Texas, but I think that you should keep hanging out for more in Oklahoma.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Baba]

Jesus.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was very long winded situation. I do understand what he's saying. He feels like his car is better than everyone else and he might be right. And we bid it at 48 grand like it's a normal good one. And I'm giving 2,000 more because I'm buying into his story that his. For him to embarrass himself and ramble on that long. He really feels it down in his plums that he's got a better one. Yeah. And we pay more for better ones. And I hit him at 50, which is too much. But if it's really good, it's okay. But keep Oklahoma the hell out of the situation because there is complete. Some guy walking down the street in Oklahoma. All right, we'll be right back.

[JD Ryan]

This is it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I showed him a true artistry.

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[JD Ryan]

I've been talking to girl for like two years and it turns out I got her pregnant. The word got around and somehow it turns out that she's my first cousin. Wow. Dang, brother. That's. Oh, that's. You're gonna be raising a dang lizard, homie. You can't. Wow, brother. Good golly, at the very least, it's gonna need glasses. That thing is gonna need bifocals, brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, make sure it doesn't stand.

[JD Ryan]

Straight up when the moon is full, when it's real young, just. I'd hit a couple high notes near it on the instrument, see if its red or anything. But you're just gonna have to keep tabs on it. And I would back off that type of behavior.

[Show Announcer]

You're listening to the John Claywolf Show.

[JD Ryan]

The guy's a blackout drug.

[Show Announcer]

800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yo, give me the Vin Turley. Did you hear how that opened? He. The guy, he had a child with his cousin.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, did you see that? NASA has discovered a perfectly cut trillion ton rectangular iceberg with laser precision. So like. Like the aliens are at it again.

[Bob Floyd]

Are you ready?

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you believe anything on the Internet? No.

[Baba]

No.

[Bob Floyd]

Is that where you got that?

[Michael Turley]

You're getting ball sacked?

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about teabagged? That's a nicer way to say it, isn't it?

[Michael Turley]

No, that's the everybody says now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

The new term is ball sacking. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

It's. All the kids are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. All the kids are doing it. Yes.

[Baba]

How big? And you said iceberg.

[John Clay Wolf]

A trillion ton, perfectly cut, rectangular iceberg.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, perfectly.

[Michael Turley]

It's not real.

[Baba]

I was gonna defend you, man. I didn't realize you missed the source.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I don't know.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, that's why you do. You go to the source.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the AI is so good. It's so bad. It's terrible.

[Bob Floyd]

It really is. We were watching a video the other day. You can't tell. You can't tell.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't tell.

[Michael Turley]

Was it the. The mall where the glass is falling through the. The. The aquarium? No, I had to watch that like six times. Like, what the hell is this? It's not real.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it ever happened? Black lady driving into the car dealership in Altima and it all exploded?

[Michael Turley]

No, I didn't see that one.

[Baba]

Wait, that was real?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that wasn't real either.

[Baba]

No, I looked real to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

The most racist videos I've ever seen in my life. It's like so meta is not flagging them because they're not real. Have you seen these races?

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, yeah. The Ultimates. I've seen the Bigfoot guys everywhere. The babies that talk back and forth. The one I saw was at a nudist camp and they were interviewing people and it looked real until the bull comes through. The.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the bull?

[JD Ryan]

A bull.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I thought you meant like a guy. That was the bull. No, no, no, no.

[Bob Floyd]

He knocks the camper down the hill and everybody dies.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he's like, they got me.

[Bob Floyd]

They had me for like 10 seconds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. Did you know White Castle is coming to Texas?

[JD Ryan]

That is true.

[John Clay Wolf]

That part's true. Yes.

[Bob Floyd]

Frisco.

[Michael Turley]

It's gonna be over by Gas Monkey, in fact.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

In that legacy center. That's where we're gonna be next Saturday. We're gonna do the show live from there. So 9 o' clock's the start time. Texas Ohio State starts at 11am we're gonna get an early start there at the sports bar at Gas Monkey. Ice House. Bring your cars if you want to sell them. Bring your cool stuff. Fill up the parking lot as well. It's gonna be a hell of a time.

[Michael Turley]

Beer for the first one, right? Coming in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said the first 10 people that show up at 9 get free beers on Richard. He doesn't know that yet, but he'll be fine. I mean, who wouldn't be fun?

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

To get your day started that well, right? Come on. I mean, it's 10 beers. Stop bitching. Stop. Richard, Stop bitching.

[Baba]

And you'll get half price off sliders if you come in and order your own. Full pint of Ass Monkey Gas Eyes. That's a discount for you.

[Michael Turley]

So, White Castle. Are you a fan of White Castle?

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never been to one.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, no. You've never been to one?

[John Clay Wolf]

I watch Harold. Kumar. North. Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. That's my been. In my experience.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's kind of stony. You know, they had a hang glider too. Just like the guy that called in a minute ago.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it's. It's like a snack. Yeah. It's not.

[Bob Floyd]

But they're bad. They're not good.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you like bad. Good food.

[Bob Floyd]

Bad good food.

[Michael Turley]

Onions.

[Bob Floyd]

Waffle House, 2am yeah. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Boiled burgers is what it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boiled.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, Steamed. I call them boiled. But Steamed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shouldn't that be better for you?

[Michael Turley]

I don't know if it's better for you. It's different tasting. I like them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cleveland steamer.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, but you only like them when you're drunk.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

They're really good when you're drinking.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, but it's just sober food. Sober people go in and go, this is delicious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whataburger got sold to a company in Chicago. So other people are finally getting Whataburger. I bet I'd put water up against them. White Castle, anybody?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, it's better than White Castle. Yeah, I can tell you that.

[JD Ryan]

In and out.

[Bob Floyd]

It's better than in and out.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's pretty good. That's pretty good. You know, when it came to Texas, it was so dumb that everybody was so excited. And they looped the block and it took two hours to get in and out. Burger. They did the best job of hype I've ever seen.

[JD Ryan]

Ever, Ever.

[Bob Floyd]

So good.

[Michael Turley]

It's so fun.

[Bob Floyd]

You gotta have one.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gotta taste it. They're so good at, like. Their waiters are all clean and everybody's on point. Thank you.

[Bob Floyd]

Everybody says thank you. Everybody says it's my pleasure. Well, thank you for this burger. It's my pleasure, right? My pleasure to serve you. Who does that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not my bar. No, we're gonna fix that, though.

[Bob Floyd]

Nobody says that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your bar. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. It's time for mail from J.

[Baba]

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. John. This week's mail from Jail entry reads, what's going on? You guys on the JCW show? My name is Jamel Bryant. I'm from Memphis, Tennessee. And every week in prison, I'm looking forward to the weekend so I can tune into the show and enjoy some laughs with y'.

[JD Ryan]

All.

[Baba]

After listening for so long now I feel as if I'm a part of the show crew myself. That's when the thought hit me, John. I don't know if you really know it, but the JCW shows a big deal amongst us inmates. I mean, who doesn't enjoy talk about cars and booze and women and music and good laughs? How can you go wrong with that combination? Now, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Baba]

You're only missing one thing, and that's more flavor around the JCW shows, such as a cool, smooth, soul brother, cat daddy like myself. This way, you'll be getting multiple perspectives on the topics you'll discuss. You've got Joe Exotic.

[JD Ryan]

Could we get a black guy out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here in the country?

[Baba]

I'm just reading letter.

[JD Ryan]

John.

[Baba]

You'Ve got Joe. Exotic for the LGBTQ community stuff. And that's where I come in to give my opinion from a straight black man who's also a conviction addicted felon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ouch.

[Baba]

Think about it.

[Michael Turley]

That's a niche market.

[Baba]

Currently, I'm a few months away from being released, so you're gonna have to let me know something soon so I can transfer my probation to Walnut Springs. Well, just in case you don't agree with my radio career, I'm gonna get my CDL driver's license anyway. So if you need any drivers, I'll be honored to have you for an employer. Maybe then you'll let me on the show sometime.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, tell them to call in 800-800-RADIO, and let's hear his voice. I'm not against a convicted felon being part of our community out here in the middle of nowhere and living with us.

[Baba]

No, it could do a lot. It could do a lot for you, John. Honestly. You know, we all liked old Johnny Paycheck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Baba]

Back in the day. Till he killed that guy and we had to let him go for a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he kill a guy?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Bob Floyd]

Did he?

[Baba]

Something about Colorado Kool Aid in a Mexican. It's the last I heard about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Baba]

Had to do with a long switchblade knife. You know the story.

[Bob Floyd]

I do that, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, did he go to jail?

[Baba]

He came back. He's a different person somewhat, but he could still sing.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Menendez brothers did not get their parole.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Poor bastards. That's what you get for shooting your parents with a shotgun.

[Michael Turley]

You think they listen to us in jail?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. 95.5klos.

[Baba]

Well, according to station he says hopefully the JCW show and give me the VIN. Are felon friendly so long for now. Keep up the great work. I hope to be in studio soon. Your friend, Jamel Bride, Federal Correctional Institute, Beaumont, Texas.

[JD Ryan]

Friend?

[Baba]

If you've got mail from jail, just send it on down the line to us here at P.O. box 471. 517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. The zip code is 7 6. We sure could. It's not like we've ever tried it before.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Shadiq Sadiq, who's that comedian that was in. I still talk to him. Oh, yeah? Yeah, yeah.

[Baba]

Ali Sadiq.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah, yeah. He was good, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna give you his number this week and you book him. And we need him.

[Baba]

Yeah, I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

To do a show. And he's a car freak, too. Too. That's a funny bastard.

[Baba]

Houston guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston, yeah. He's black. He's funny. I love those guys. I was. It was like being raised by.

[Baba]

Which guys?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I mean, he just. Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

Which guys?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Baba]

The black ones or the funny ones?

[John Clay Wolf]

Both of them. The. The ones that are both. You've met. My favorite comedians are black guys. They're the funniest. Uncle Roy made me laugh growing up so much when he's on his crown royal, dude.

[Baba]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the best humor there is. It is the best humor there. So we'll be right back. I'll get off the radio before I dig my hole. Any detail.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmetheven.com hit him up right now, 1-800-800radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, the next time Jack White is in town, will you let me know? We need to go to that.

[Baba]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never seen him.

[Baba]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You have? Hell yeah.

[Baba]

He always stops by.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shut up.

[Baba]

I'm like, jack, what are you doing? He goes, man, can you make me some of that Chinese chicken? I'm like, come on in. Get in here.

[Michael Turley]

I know you're not into new music, but his new album is really good.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like him.

[Michael Turley]

It's a good album.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is only 10 years old. That's new to me.

[Michael Turley]

His new stuff kind of sounds like this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Also good. I like being down. My name is John Clay Wolf.

[Bob Floyd]

I'm down and I'm down. Gonna be down on the remote next weekend at the Gas Monkey, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Ice House.

[Bob Floyd]

Ice House.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. Yes.

[Bob Floyd]

Gas Monkey. Ice House. We're gonna be on remote there. Amy, your assistant is asking me on the text. Can we take car show flyers to the remote next weekend? Car show flyers?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, the one for Walnut Springs?

[Bob Floyd]

Yes, for New Walnut Spring.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell Amy. Not yet.

[Bob Floyd]

Not yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because we might not have that car show in October 11th. Why? Is.

[Bob Floyd]

Why.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's some drama brewing. Okay. There's a good. I'd say it's 50. 50. I have to postpone it.

[Bob Floyd]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'll know next week. Early next week. And I'm fine. If that's the case. I'm. I'm so ready to get over this bump that I need to get over to get my business straightened out and not worry about some crap that I've never really shared with anybody. I'm not planning on it right now. Not my big. But not. Not give me the vin. But just some. Some drama in. In town.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Baba]

Such as life horses.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gather that we're dealing with right now.

[Michael Turley]

So why is your assistant Asking JD.

[Bob Floyd]

She knows John's busy and I will take her call. She's on the airplane listening. She's on her way to having Montana.

[John Clay Wolf]

I may need a 60 day window. Four to reboot, something.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, okay.

[Baba]

We're all like what?

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Baba]

You know, one thing you can do when you. When you have questions about business. And I've just been paying attention to this lately and you and I have talked about it a lot and I watched a lot more marketing money stuff. When you have questions about business, about what you should do, what your next step should be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Baba]

And I saw this the other night and I've seen it more than one place with one thing you can do. Yes, it'll be very helpful is just get to it. No, if you'll. If you'll just. If you'll eat a bunch of cocaine.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's you in cocaine? I've never done. Bob, just. I know this. Nobody believes this. People think that I'm a cokehead because I talk so fast. I'm so high energy. I've never done coke in my life.

[Baba]

Well, your secret safe with me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Well, I've never done coke in my life and I'm never gonna look, see, just rolls. Nobody believes it.

[Bob Floyd]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Never.

[Bob Floyd]

I've had people ask me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sure I don't care. I mean, it's just never. I think my normal state of being is that. And I think if I did that, then I'd probably blow my head off. So I just.

[Baba]

Oh, definitely. It ain't you, babe.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no reason to run rocket fuel on. On me because I'm already kind of wired that way.

[Baba]

But just for business, you know, you have worries about business just, you know, like not a whole. Like a couple of grams.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't even. I don't even know what a gram is.

[Baba]

I'll show you.

[Michael Turley]

I think Bob was looking for some.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you. Do you have the itch?

[Baba]

It is August. I had that conversation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time for the dope report from our own.

[Michael Turley]

We need to find out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, Floyd.

[Baba]

Here'S a little bit of insight about post summer in the dope report because this week goes all the way back to cocaine. That's right. I've recently been in Florida where I had that conversation you had with a guy that looks like a cop with his hat on backwards sitting at the outside cafe enjoying his own pizza while you're enjoying yours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Baba]

And you can't find your smokes and so you're Looking in your shirt pocket. You're looking in front pocket. He says, hey, what are you looking for? I'm looking for my cigarettes. And then that conversation you always have with that guy when you're in Florida especially. What else you looking for? What do you got? Well, I got some cocaine. Oh, really? How much? Oh, really? What do you want for that? Let me make a call. Oh, wait. I gotta fly out of here tomorrow. Maybe next time. Give me your number. Nope. See you later. So if you're collecting on that basis in Florida, either stay another day and get it done or just stay out there and make a new life where you can get really good product all the time. Markup's the same. Meanwhile, back in Texas, if you're within 500 miles of a pot legal state, quadruple your money right now. That is through November. You'll have a great Christmas. Don't tell the graduating class of 2025. They've missed it already. And that's your dope report. I'm Bob Floyd.

[JD Ryan]

You keep toad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Larry. Speaking of stoners, tell us about the alien spaceship that you know about from Chickasha, Oklahoma. Larry. Yeah, go ahead, share with us.

[JD Ryan]

Yes. On ancient aliens. They. From the. From up here in space. There they had finally got a picture of what they call the Black Knight satellite. If you look it up on your phone or possibly your computer. Are you okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm done. I'm dying. Go ahead.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. Put the pot down and listen. So just. But yeah, you can go on your phone there. And they showed pictures that NASA took from the space station up there of this, what they call the Black Knight satellite. Supposedly this obvious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Please go to the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page and leave a link. I want to read it. What I don't know.

[Bob Floyd]

From Snopes. The Black Knight set satellite is an ancient alien satellite that is orbiting the earth, has been orbiting for thousands of years from Space.com falls. Not true.

[Baba]

Okay, because that guy was saying white knight satellite.

[Bob Floyd]

No, he said black knight.

[Baba]

Oh, did he?

[JD Ryan]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, sir.

[Michael Turley]

Does it matter?

[Bob Floyd]

No.

[Baba]

I swear. I thought he was saying white knight.

[JD Ryan]

Nope.

[Bob Floyd]

I looked it up while he was saying it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'd hear something funny I heard yesterday.

[JD Ryan]

Mm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lower class wife doesn't work. Middle class wife works. Upper middle class wife doesn't work. Upper class wife runs a small business that loses 10,000amonth.

[Baba]

There you go.

[Bob Floyd]

That's so true. That's so true.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. And remember, crappy golfers never miss an opportunity to pick up a range ball and syphilis is curable. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. You know, I was racing a nice. A Hyundai Elantra on the tollway the other day, John.

[Michael Turley]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they were coming on. I mean, just coming on. Coming on my ass. I was in a BMW M3, which I thought was fast. Fast. And it's not fast, really. Hyundai Elantra is fast.

[Baba]

The M3.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's fast, but it's not as fast as I remember it. But this Elantra was really giving me a run. When we got to 120, I'm like, something is under the hood on that Elantra. I swear to God, I. I could beat him, but I couldn't really beat him the way an Elantra.

[Michael Turley]

What the hell is gonna be something?

[John Clay Wolf]

It had to be something.

[Michael Turley]

It wasn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I look down, I'm going 120 against some S box Elantra. And I'm like, what in the hell has the world come to?

[Bob Floyd]

I'll tell you, your birthday's coming up. How old are you gonna be, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

53.

[Bob Floyd]

When you gonna stop racing people on the freeways? Come on, come on. And he was probably 13 or 15 or.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why I don't drive fast cars.

[Bob Floyd]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just. I don't need to be doing it.

[Bob Floyd]

No, you don't.

[Michael Turley]

And you just had to do it though, right? You just had.

[John Clay Wolf]

He came by me. He came up my ass. Hot whip past me. I'm like, hang on. So I throw it down. I was in sixth, fifth gear. I throw it down into third, bring it up to 8,000 RPM, and I suck him up pretty good. But then he saw that I was coming and then he got on it some more. He had more in him. And then we go through the gears and we're in fifth and I'm going 120. I mean, that car will go about 143.

[Baba]

I know that's the same conversation you have. What are you looking for? What do you got?

[Bob Floyd]

What do you got?

[Baba]

But here's the thing. And I want to. I don't want to get an argument about performance because you're going to be right. I feel like Hyundai's gone a long way. But it's. It's occurred to me over a course of a pretty good amount of time, like a couple of years, that the poor people cars. And I say that kindly. Hyundai, Kia, Nissan, yeah, those people are out there trying to kill me every day. Where the hell are they going so fast?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know there's a whole meme thing on the Internet about a lady driving an Altima.

[Bob Floyd]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

So funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she just clobbers into everybody.

[Bob Floyd]

Everybody. She goes down the. She goes down to the grocery store.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's everybody's fault but hers. And my car's broke now and it's your fault.

[Baba]

Oh dude. If you'll get off the freeway and get into town some places like we have to drive through Cleburne to get here and I go into Cleburne for supplies and come back out to. Come here and inside the town off the interstate, those Nissans, Kias and Hyundai's are careening all over the place. It looks like damn Mad Max out there. It's nuts. These poor people cars, man. I'm telling you, everybody's worried about politics. It ain't gonna be the politics. They're gonna use all the gas and then they're gonna need some more because they're speed freak demons. And I'm telling you, keep an eye on them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stock now to stay in my four.

[Baba]

Wheel drive by patriotsupply.com we'll be right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars Radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the VIN.com.

[Baba]

The John Clay Wolf show is heard every week on great stations like Washington D.C. classic Rock WBIG Pig 100 and Midland Odessa's KFCX Classic Rock 102.1. Catch the nation's fastest growing podcast and live video [e-mail] and we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf.

[Bob Floyd]

Show right after this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Smoke wings I know you're gonna blow.

[JD Ryan]

One all on a spaceship Persevering use my hands for everything we're fearing can't stop the spirits when they need you Mob tops are happy when they feed you J Butt top flyers and the treetop words that blow the meaning in the bebop the world I love the tears I've just.

[Show Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Joe Exotic from prison. Good morning. You've got a case number assigned on your pardon now. Is that correct?

[JD Ryan]

Good morning. Yes, I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not the pardon, but a parole wait officially got.

[JD Ryan]

Well, officially got a letter from. From the US Pardon attorney at the White House, Ed Martin, that my clemency is. Is under investigation. Finally.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the earliest you could get out?

[JD Ryan]

Well, I mean they could. They could commit my time to time served or or they could give me a pardon or whatever. But, I mean, it all depends on how long they. They take to investigate my case. So, you know, it could happen in days, it could happen a year from now.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, given that Joe Exotic's case has only now been assigned a formal case number, it is important to temper expectations. I'd estimate that even in the best case scenario, a realistic release would not likely occur until the very end of 2025 or beyond, is what Chad.

[JD Ryan]

I think. I think Trump is gonna do a bunch of clemencies before Thanksgiving. That's what. That's what I'm thinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Okay. Well, then we'll. We'll be in time for the party that we're. We're always going to do. Did you say you want to get picked up in a helicopter or a bus?

[JD Ryan]

A bus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I don't want to fly. My luck, a propeller will quit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you gonna do drugs when you get out? Just to do drugs since you haven't been so long?

[JD Ryan]

I am not touching nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You're clean.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, no, I ain't drank a drop or nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the boyfriend? Are you done with him?

[JD Ryan]

No, he's still in Mexico waiting.

[John Clay Wolf]

For what?

[JD Ryan]

Huh? Wait. Wait for me to come home.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you miss him?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Okay, well, I talk to him probably two, three times a day on the phone. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

How did. How did they do that? I mean, so he's in prison in Mexico and you're in prison?

[JD Ryan]

No, he's. He's. He's at home. No, he's at home.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got you. Did you see the gay cheerleader on the Minnesota Vikings?

[JD Ryan]

I have not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they've got one.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's. That's. That's stretching it, isn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's just kind of uncalled for, but whatever.

[JD Ryan]

It is really uncalled for. And that's why. And that's why they catch so much slack from the public is because they just put it in everybody's face.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, it's not uncalled for to be a gay cheerleader, but, like, you know, there's boy cheerleaders that do the. That are stronger than the women and they throw them in the air and they're part of the crew. But. But he's like. He's, like, wearing the flash and being flamboyant and going, if it's the one.

[JD Ryan]

I saw on the news the other day, he's a little too gay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's coming from Joe Exotic in prison.

[JD Ryan]

You know, you Know, I don't want people nowadays. Why can't they be, like, the 1980s gay, you know, where you're just kind of monetized? This call is from a federal prison.

[Michael Turley]

What's too gay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did I lose him?

[JD Ryan]

Joe duet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no, it blocked out. So what is too gay?

[JD Ryan]

Too gay? Just. Just too flamboyant in your face, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

It's like, do your own thing in your own bedroom and keep it there, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[JD Ryan]

But the. The flamboyant thing, just. I can't. I can't even be around it. Well, we got a few of those in here, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you call them?

[JD Ryan]

Too gay. It's like. It's like. Do you practice to be that gay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Theater gay? Just. Just. Yeah, right. It's all, you know, everybody's got their gig.

[JD Ryan]

Everybody has their thing. That's for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, good. This is great news. I'm excited for you.

[JD Ryan]

I need everybody to speak it into the universe that it's gonna happen soon.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Thank you, Joe.

[JD Ryan]

All right, guys.

[Michael Turley]

Thanksgiving. That'd be fun.

[Bob Floyd]

That'd be perfect.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Thanksgiving break, having a big party almost.

[Bob Floyd]

In, what, September?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

October, November. Time to plan it.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, he's calling somebody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me see. I'm calling my Trump connect. I've never really hit him before because. Because I figured it was a reach, but now it sounds like we've got some help. Let's see if he answers. No, he's not gonna answer. He's not up yet. He likes to drink a lot at night. Thank you. Call me back. I need you.

[Michael Turley]

I need you to free Joe.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need you to free Joe. Free Joe. Free Joe's not it.

[Bob Floyd]

We don't want him out yet, though. We want it to be timing.

[Michael Turley]

Wait, wait. So hold on. So you've got this guy that's pretty close to the president, or, you know, he talks to.

[John Clay Wolf]

He talks to Junior three times a.

[Michael Turley]

Week, and you want to use the one favor to free Joe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Exotic.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, there's a lot of other things you can ask for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But. Yeah, you got to have your priorities straight, man.

[Bob Floyd]

Speaking of politics, I got a question. You guys hear this? This week, the FBI agents searched former National Security Advisor John Bolton's house in Maryland in what the agency is calling court authorized activity. I knew nothing about this. I didn't know. Maybe we could bring our Michael Bolton's brother. I thought maybe we'd bring Rush Limbaugh in because he would know more. More about this. I know nothing about this John Bolton guy. John Bolton, he's a vocal critic of the administration, foreign policy called for. He called the president unfit to serve. So him and him and Trump have a thing that I know nothing about. Why would they. Anyway, Rush, you there?

[Baba]

I got got. John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Baba]

Look, what I'm not sure about, and I respect your new guy DJ Ryan. He's very good at the job. But Doc, I'm not sure what kind of news you're, you're looking at when it, it says that Bolton criticized Trump, Donald Trump. I haven't, I've never heard that. Over many, many years, everybody heard that. And I know Bolton's a kooky guy and he changes that he's had, he's had a lot of different changes in his band. He just can't get used to a guitarist. That happens a lot. And they now they broke. Now they sent the FBI to raid his home.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

What for?

[Baba]

For old Motown recordings. What do they think he did? What do they think he stole? This is crazy. Donald Trump is. I think they're gonna like. This has got to come back. What are you talking about? I'm just saying I don't know the guy. We've never been friends, but I always thought he did a really better version of When a Man Loves a Woman. And the righteous Righteous Brothers did. And I believe when he said. But look what he really does want to be your sole survivor soul provider.

[John Clay Wolf]

Young Jeezy Rush.

[Baba]

That's that. No, that's Bolton.

[Bob Floyd]

That's Michael Bolton.

[Baba]

That's right. That's what I said. Why are they picking on Michael Bolton?

[Bob Floyd]

This is John Bolton.

[Baba]

John Bolton.

[Bob Floyd]

John Bolton.

[Baba]

Never mind.

[Michael Turley]

Thanks, Rush.

[Bob Floyd]

Make sure stepping by.

[John Clay Wolf]

Appreciate that.

[Bob Floyd]

So we don't know anything about John Bolton.

[Michael Turley]

Is Michael Bolton alive still?

[Bob Floyd]

Yes, he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pete and Cole, Colorado, you have a 12 Rubicon call of Duty Jeep that your sister offered you 10 grand on and you're wanting a price checker.

[JD Ryan]

Well, that and I have a couple other questions on it. I was wanting to sell this one to upgrade to a newer gladiator. I'm a cancer survivor, so I want, I want to be able to get a newer vehicle so I can take other cancer patients out up into the mountains and go four wheeling. Okay, but my, my question is the front electric seats, heaters don't work. Should I replace those one before I sell it or with it? Not a wash.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have 100? Does it have a hard time?

[JD Ryan]

It does have the three piece hard top and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so three piece answers my next question. So it's a four door.

[JD Ryan]

Correct. Wrangle Unlimited. Yeah, I put 37 inch tall tires on it. I put a Falcon air suspension on it. So you can just hit a switch to go from a four wheel drive suspension to street suspension instead of having to get out and actually adjust the shocks by manually each one.

[John Clay Wolf]

So your sister's at ten grand. I'll beat your sister. I mean not like physically, but financially. But what, what do I need to pay for it to, to buy it?

[JD Ryan]

12.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, are we gonna have to get sister on the phone and see if she's going 12? 5.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, done deal.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, so what's the next step?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you?

[JD Ryan]

I mean Colorado.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is that? How far from? Denver.

[JD Ryan]

So about 30 miles from Denver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I have an office on. God, I forgot the name of the street. Anyway, if you go to give me the givemetheven.com you can look it up, run it, run it up there and load the car into givemetheven.com. tell them I gave you 12 on the radio and we'll arrange. We'll get the check cut and drop it off and Uber you back. Unless you have a friend, unless your sister wants to follow, you can give you a ride back.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Easy enough.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. We'll be right back.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by. Give me the vid dot com. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Steven Road oak. You were a male baton twirler?

[JD Ryan]

Yes, I was.

[John Clay Wolf]

John, I want you to hold that thought and we will get back to that. Right now I'm in the middle of the car around, but I'm going to bring this back in a moment. Huh? Oh. Three Hummer, H1 Diesel. 46,000 miles.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

H1, dude. 50 grand.

[JD Ryan]

Huh? They're not anywhere near that, but I'm trying to market for a friend of mine in California. So her husband passed away.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is it?

[JD Ryan]

Got no idea. Just trying to get a bid from you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just making it up and see what we can do. Yeah, I'm just making one up. It might be a little more. It might be. I don't think it'll be less H1 diesel. Now if it's Alpha, it's worth more for sure.

[JD Ryan]

It's the, the pickup truck style with the little bed on the back.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Alpha has a Duramax engine. In it. And the other one has. Yeah, I don't know if it's a Caterpillar or what. It is, and they're international. But anyway, please load it up and give me the vin.com, because I'd like to buy it. But give us her contact number because we don't. We don't go through. You know, we don't.

[JD Ryan]

I know it's not mine. I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

I've been in the car business all my life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

The Corvette business.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234, Glendale for. Or. What you got you there? Okay, Jesse. Fort Myers, Florida. 20 challenger RT shaker. What motor is in that car?

[JD Ryan]

It's a 5 7.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 53, 000 miles on a 20. On a. On a 20. Is it like 18 grand?

[JD Ryan]

I'm sorry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it like 18 grand? 18 grand. It's not a hellcat.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, no, no, it's not. It's not a hellcat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[JD Ryan]

It's just the rt, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Is this John T. Wolf?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is me.

[JD Ryan]

Nice to meet you, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You too. I'm just pulling that off. We're not.

[JD Ryan]

We're not live on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

We are very live on the radio.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, we are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Well, listen, the reason I called you guys is because, you know the mopar sites, you know how they have websites.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[JD Ryan]

And they have. And they have all these models that were put out for so many years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

And they show that, you know, on this year, so many cars were made by this model, by this color handman gun, Turley, and by this engine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[JD Ryan]

So I thought I had something special.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

We lost John because. John.

[JD Ryan]

So I thought I had special because it's like one out of 44 made.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. We're gonna keep moving. God. Holy hell. Batman 2020 Cayenne Hybrid with 72 O's, 37. Trying to get closer. Steve. Tough rig. Go to givemethevin.com. we'll put a number on it. Okay, thanks.

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[JD Ryan]

91 1. What's your emergency? There's a bottle of conditioner in me. What? We were in the shower and we put it in me and. But it went all the way in. Your wife put the bottle in. In my.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna send an ambulance.

[JD Ryan]

Can you wait? Yeah. Are you all right? Oh, yeah. I was Just a little surprised. I would be surprised, too. I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

One second.

[JD Ryan]

Sweetie, can you please get the cat out of here? The ambulance is about four minutes away. Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can really feel it.

[JD Ryan]

I think I'm gonna see. Is that blonde. Hey, it came out. No. Where's the cat?

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[John Clay Wolf]

Dustin in Memphis, Tennessee. What you got?

[JD Ryan]

Hey, buddy. Just wanted to give y' all a call and give y' all some props, man. Just recently sold my truck to you guys, man. Just a seamless transaction. You know, from the time I uploaded it, you know, got a quick response back. You know, we kind of went back and forth on price a little bit. You know, everybody that I dealt with, you know, mostly over text, a few phone calls, got me everything, you know, answered every question, every time I called, you know, got the payoff. When.

[John Clay Wolf]

When did your. When did you do this? Did you do it in the month of August?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I mean, it was just the last two weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna draw for the $25,000 winner about a week after August closes. I don't know if you even knew that, like, the past six months, every month, we pull one person that sold us their car randomly. We have a service do it, and we give away 25 grand. It's the dumbest. It's the dumbest promotion I've ever done. I will never do it again. I'm stuck in it. I can't get away from it because of legality reasons, because it's the sweepstakes, but it's just free money. And the sad thing is every time we give it away to somebody they didn't even know that they were, like, in. Has helped our business. Zero. It just costed me 25. I couldn't.

[JD Ryan]

Well, I just. I just wanted to give y' all props because I know, you know, in the day and age of social media, everybody's quick to get on there and complain about one small little thing, and nobody ever wants to give props when everything goes right. So, man, y' all got a great business model over there, and it was a pleasure doing business for you guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you very much. I'll take one that didn't go right. Is that guy that. So that sold us a McLaren and we sent him the money and he stole the McLaren back.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[Michael Turley]

Can you tell the story.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I really don't know the facts yet. It's a hustle, it's a scam. The fact that the center, that we used a third party to take in the car and inspect it and then we had the car, we had the title. So we wired the money and then the guy sweet talked his way out of there and left with the car.

[Bob Floyd]

Jesus.

[Michael Turley]

It's not just the. A car.

[John Clay Wolf]

200 grander. Jesus. Oh, what? And now he's claiming that he was scammed and that we paid the wrong person. And we're like, bull, that's him. And we've compared the, the photos and the voices and the signatures. So he's gonna get arrested.

[Bob Floyd]

He got caught is what happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I just. Where does he put.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, is the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got the car somewhere. We've got the title. Oh, I know.

[Michael Turley]

This ain't nothing he can do with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I, I just don't get it. I mean, I do get it, but I mean the fact that he thinks he's going to get away with it, that's a pretty big. Yeah, I mean it's a two hundred thousand dollar theft. It's crazy.

[Michael Turley]

I think there's got to be more like inside job.

[John Clay Wolf]

What were the odds that the place were going to release the car to him? That, that's what I, I'm, I can't get my brain around that, that he was so lucky that that happened.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that's exactly right. I'm totally on board with you on that.

[Bob Floyd]

Air quotes lucky.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, right, right, right. Because had the car not been released, we wouldn't even be talking about this. We had our car, we had our title, we had our keys. He's paid, it's done.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did he just happen to walk out of there with it? I'll be damned.

[Bob Floyd]

It still amazes me how you think you can get away with something like Bernie Madoff. Great idea. Not a stupid man. But at some point he had to look in the mirror one morning and go, I'm going to get, get caught.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of people that are going to get caught, Steve, you're telling me that you're a male baton twirler? What?

[JD Ryan]

Yes, that's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, what year was this?

[JD Ryan]

1977.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was your dad proud of you?

[JD Ryan]

And you think you guys are razzing this poor cheerleader guy? I'm telling you, in 77 we razz people over guys wearing earrings. You know that didn't happen because somebody would rip it out of your ear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[JD Ryan]

And it's like, yeah, I got razzed a lot. But it happened because a girl signed me up for it and I liked her and she was cute and hot and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you.

[JD Ryan]

She signed me up for. For the tryouts. And she came to me at lunch and said she saw I signed up. And I'm like, no flipping way. Of course I didn't say that. But I can't say what I said right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you for. Thank you for that.

[JD Ryan]

I had to go to the principal's office because they posted on the principal's office window and there was my name, but I knew it was her handwriting, so I just like, oh, yeah, I guess I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

You really did like her if you knew it was her handwriting. What a freak. Yeah, well, stalker.

[JD Ryan]

I. I went. I went to a small school. Little town in Missouri called Hillsboro that Hillsboro, Texas. Makes look like a pimple.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how many games did you twirl the baton in?

[JD Ryan]

Six games.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, and did your dad give you.

[JD Ryan]

Crap about it more year? Well, no. My dad died when I was about seven months old.

[Michael Turley]

So the most important.

[JD Ryan]

It was cool.

[Michael Turley]

Did you get the girl? That's the most important question.

[JD Ryan]

We did. I did get a date with her, yes. That was fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, you took her to the diner.

[JD Ryan]

It's a car in a car that you'd like to buy. A 72 Chevy Nova 350.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you still have it?

[JD Ryan]

That was fully built.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you still have it?

[JD Ryan]

No, my brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we're done with that conversation. Speaking of people that do weird things, didn't the guy call in? He wanted us to buy an M3 or some BMW. And if he, in this whole Puerto Rican thing came up in the breast milk ridiculousness.

[Bob Floyd]

Absolutely.

[JD Ryan]

Where's that.

[Bob Floyd]

Where's that story? We have a. See here?

[Michael Turley]

We have some audio of it too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Bob Floyd]

We do, actually.

[Michael Turley]

Is it clip 6? Do I need to play to set up on this?

[Baba]

Oh, yeah. He had a news story that we did a couple weeks ago, and it was just a. It was amazing. And it's true. It's true. We're not making this up, right?

[Bob Floyd]

We were not making it up. We had a reviewer who checked out a new company. They have ice cream that's made from human breast milk. Okay. And John just immediately locked onto that. Of course. This is cut six.

[JD Ryan]

Why don't we try some breast milk?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, quite honestly, I think it.

[JD Ryan]

Tastes like pralines and cream ice cream, I have to say. I mean, if this is what breast milk tastes like, this might Be the best breast milk ice cream I've ever had.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like the Puerto Rican breast milk myself.

[Baba]

So you dug right in there. You're honest about it, and we're all kind of. I don't know if I'd say, impressed but amazed that somebody's doing this.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Bob Floyd]

Sure enough. And then immediately somebody called up. You kind of worked this into a car deal. Cut number seven, Adam in Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air. You've got a 25. 20, 25. BMW M2. 5,000 miles, automatic, twin turbo leather nav, carbon fiber roof. Want 60 to 65. Has offer for 63, but he won't say where it's from.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I'm gonna keep that close to my heart because I worked hard for that offer, my friend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you're so excited about the 63 that you got out of the gun, all you had to do is ask me. You've already got 63. I'm good at 63.

[JD Ryan]

No, no, no. I watch 65 or above.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't make it work. I want. I want Puerto Rican breast milk ice cream. But I don't get it.

[JD Ryan]

I'm in Florida. How can I get you that if I wasn't you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually. Actually, we're talking to the right guy.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, you know what? Can you give me 30 minutes for a phone call on that? Because I might be able to make that happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know you can make that happen happen. If you want to send me the Puerto Rican breast milk for a. For a party favor, that's fine. Mjd, Will you make the ice cream out of it?

[JD Ryan]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kind of handy in the kitchen.

[JD Ryan]

Party favor. No. There's gonna be a 500 bill of sale on that party favor.

[Baba]

True businessman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so we bought. What happened?

[Michael Turley]

We've bought the car. It's actually going to be running in the sale Wednesday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Plastic and collector sales. This Wednesday also, guys.

[Michael Turley]

And he did leave something in the car for.

[John Clay Wolf]

For us. He did.

[Bob Floyd]

It was actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was.

[Bob Floyd]

It was in a container. It was still cold when we got it, so we made it into ice cream for you, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

You wanted to. I'm not going to eat that.

[Michael Turley]

Come on, John. You have to.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that's nasty. Get away from me. The guy gave it to us. Look, I'll eat some, okay? Oh, good for you.

[Michael Turley]

Come on, John. You have the Puerto Rican breast milk ice cream.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Michael Turley]

Let me see.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not all y' all can eat.

[Bob Floyd]

I'll do it on the air. Watch, watch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's ice cream. That's milk.

[Bob Floyd]

Well, it's cuz Bobo took it out of the freezer and let it sit like a dumbass.

[John Clay Wolf]

If he'd have left it frozen, but maybe I'd do it. But I'm not gonna drink warm Puerto Rican breast milk.

[Baba]

I didn't think we were ever gonna get to this. I was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't you take it out of the freezer?

[Baba]

I was gonna dump some rum in there and, like, have me a. You know, Ruins the bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it taste like?

[Baba]

Daiquiri?

[Bob Floyd]

It tastes like pralines and cream.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is that it? No, I. J.D. ryan. I will not taste it. You could pour it over my head.

[Michael Turley]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm just going to jump in a swim.

[Bob Floyd]

YouTube stream.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's nasty. JCW show.com.

[Bob Floyd]

It'S actually very good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why are you drink. Why are you slurping it? We'll just drink it straight out of the bowl.

[Bob Floyd]

Okay, here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. There you. That's not. That's not breast. He's full of it.

[JD Ryan]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop it. Stop it. Stop this now. Y' all going to make me sick.

[Bob Floyd]

No, it was frozen when we got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tom, Nell, Bam. What you got? Oh, hey, Tom, Hang tight. I'm going to be right back. I got to go to break. All right. My name is John Clay Wolf. I'm going to go throw up and I'll be right.

[JD Ryan]

Hello. I'm the cracker from Cracker Barrel. And y' all know I sat on that Damn logo for 48 damn years, longer than a snake Deep Throat in the giraffe neck. Then overnight, you got this diverse, evil, ignorant or DEI group of people taking over our marketing, talking about we need a rebrand. Then poof. I'm going faster than a black man driving through Alabama. How you gonna rebrand without dbrand? I'm the God reason people come to Cracker Barrel. How you gonna have a place called Cracker Barrel without a cracker leaning on a barrel? Cracker Barrel needs a cracker and a barrel. And I'm the coldest cracker sum of a. That ever leaned on a barrel this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Side of a Mississippi.

[JD Ryan]

Hell, maybe both sides. But don't you go worry about your old boy, Cracker. I got a little nest egg. And I'll find something to lean on.

[Baba]

I always have.

[JD Ryan]

But it's a damn shame what y' all done let happen to old Barrel. Who the hell out here finna hire me, bro? Nobody. Nobody hiring barrels. I might as well just jump in the fireplace, bro.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that was a dumb move. Jaguar was a dumb move. Buddha Light was a dumb move. Cracker Barrel. Cracker Barrel was a subtle move. It got a little overdone. I'm really surprised that blew up on them that hard because the logo change, big whoop.

[Baba]

They're losing money the last year and a half, like, pretty steady.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, they needed to do.

[Baba]

They wanted to change something.

[John Clay Wolf]

They did. They. They made the change to try to fix a problem, Right?

[Bob Floyd]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think they were trying to be racial. I don't think they were trying to be woke. I think they were trying to be more mainstream.

[Baba]

Look at who did I see? J.D. surely you ran across this Somebody, one of the comedians on TV or somebody said, you know, if you're gonna do this, let's. Let's go all the way. Put me on Cracker Barrel. As a black guy. He was a news pundit on one of the shows. Put me on there. I'll go grave. You on everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about Cracker Barrel cheese? Has it caught any grief over this Cracker Barrel cheese?

[Michael Turley]

I didn't know that was a cheese.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is a Cracker Barrel?

[Baba]

Cracker Barrel cheese is a different style of cheese.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love it. It's that sharp cheddar. It's the best stuff in the world.

[Baba]

Well, yes, it's made by a lot of different companies, but that's different than the Cracker Barrel restaurant.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think Cracker Barrel cheese is a brand.

[Baba]

They're not related.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I know they're not related, but you said it's made by a lot of different companies. I don't think that's the case. Extra sharp cheddar is what Cracker Barrel is. But what is a Cracker Barrel? Does anyone know?

[Michael Turley]

It's a large barrel filled with soda crackers.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a soda cracker? Why can't it just be a cracker? That's what they call it. I don't know. That's not real.

[Bob Floyd]

Probably something back in the.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't keep crackers and barrels in the 20s.

[Bob Floyd]

In the old 20s, the other 20s.

[John Clay Wolf]

They kept them in barrels.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, everything. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we didn't have everything in barrels in.

[Baba]

We didn't have plastic and aluminum cans and things. So to keep things fresh, you had to keep them sealed.

[John Clay Wolf]

He didn't keep crackers and barrels. That's bs. So Cracker Barrel. I mean, how do we turn this into some racially charged bs?

[Baba]

It's the only way to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, like they used to take the slaves and put them in barrels.

[JD Ryan]

But.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, than it is racial to keep.

[Baba]

The crackers in the barrel. You didn't want the crackers to be nervous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would the slaves grab the crackers and put them in the barrel when they were mad at them and throw them in the river and they made a restaurant out of that?

[Bob Floyd]

No, no, not at all.

[Baba]

That's terrible.

[Michael Turley]

It's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the cracker is the old. The whip cracker. Right. From. From the plantation day.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I think that they would take him and put him in the barrel and throw him in the barn because I'm mad at him.

[Baba]

They would use a little fairy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway. I think the whole thing's ridiculous.

[Michael Turley]

Think it's that you don't think it's crackers actually in a barrel?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I mean crackers don't go in a barrel. That's not gonna seal anything.

[Bob Floyd]

It was the old days, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

You might put the flour in a barrel, but you don't make a bunch of crackers and stack them in a wood good barrel.

[JD Ryan]

That.

[Baba]

What you just said makes the most sense of anything. All jokes aside, I agree with you.

[Michael Turley]

The whip cracker.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, there's something thrown in the barrel that makes the most sense. There's something. I mean not that exact, but something in that vein. But that's why it's touchy.

[Baba]

Refined flour. But I guarantee you all the people making like a big noise about this haven't eaten in cracker barrel in eight years. Neither of you. Neither have I. About four years ago.

[JD Ryan]

I hate.

[Baba]

They're still selling. They're still selling rocking chairs out front. You go inside and it's still a mess. It still looks like an old country store.

[Bob Floyd]

Their new stone, though. The new ones. They've cleaned up all the junk.

[John Clay Wolf]

It didn't work.

[Bob Floyd]

No. Yeah. The re. The restyle, they've.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[Bob Floyd]

It looks more.

[Baba]

It looks like.

[Michael Turley]

So do you really think that's what they're doing is dei?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. That just goes full soul food.

[Bob Floyd]

The CEO worked at another company before that was. And she did the same thing there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did it work there?

[Bob Floyd]

No, I can't remember now.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on the radio. Right.

[Michael Turley]

So they changed it, literally. Because of the dei.

[Bob Floyd]

Because of the CEO. It's her idea. And they took three different companies to come up with this logo. That's what kind of. Everybody's laughing.

[John Clay Wolf]

The logo is just nothing.

[Bob Floyd]

It's nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just nothing.

[Bob Floyd]

Took the gold guy and the barrel off of it. That's all they did.

[John Clay Wolf]

The cracker's gone and the barrel's gone.

[Baba]

What's that have to do with dei? Did they fire somebody? Did they hire somebody new? That's what DEI is about.

[JD Ryan]

Employment.

[Bob Floyd]

Yes.

[Baba]

What a bunch of horse crap. Dude, they just changed the sign, I think.

[Bob Floyd]

No, they didn't. They changed the interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hope it gets worse. I hope they try to fix it and it just gets worse. I hope they bring in like the Earth, Wind and Fire to be the board.

[Baba]

I'm sorry. There's nothing you can do to screw up a pork chop with gravy on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Earth Wind in the Fire is a band, by the way.

[JD Ryan]

Way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes. There's about 17 of them. They'd fill every board.

[Baba]

Come to the all new Earth, Wind and Fire Barrel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you play me some? Can you play the Way of the World by Earth Wind? Best song in the world.

[Bob Floyd]

On a different note, really quick, do we buy RVs?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bob Floyd]

Okay, I just wanted to make sure before I bring this next story up. Ex Michael McDonald's 1992 Airstream 350 LE is now going up for charity.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[Bob Floyd]

You can buy this. Michael McDonald's owned it. He bought it back in 2016. Completely redid it. It's got solar panels on the roof. Beautiful. He's selling this for charity right now. It's only going for 42, 500 bucks. Currently it's got three days left on the. On the auction.

[Baba]

You gotta buy it.

[Bob Floyd]

Look at this thing, John.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, JD's trying to do. We need this for the show.

[Bob Floyd]

Ride. He signed the kitchen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wouldn't make it out of town.

[Michael Turley]

JD said he'll take care of it.

[Bob Floyd]

Michael McDonald said, yeah, I'll take care of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It takes a lot to keep old things running.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, I know. I could do that. That'd be fun.

[Michael Turley]

We need to have Michael on.

[Bob Floyd]

Michael McDonald would actually has signed the kitchen table.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah, Michael. Is Michael around?

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael McDonald. How are you? It's been a while.

[Baba]

Take you. Hey, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Baba]

You want to buy my rv?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not.

[Baba]

You should buy it, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's on.

[Baba]

Put your wife in it and your kids. Here's the good thing about it. Not only did I sign the table.

[Bob Floyd]

You signed the table.

[Baba]

I'm going to come with you.

[JD Ryan]

Going to come with you.

[Baba]

Only trip when you tour in my Harvey. I'll sleep on the couch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, so Michael's with us.

[Bob Floyd]

Michael McDonald actually comes with us.

[Baba]

Make you breakfast in the morning.

[Bob Floyd]

It didn't say that in the article.

[Baba]

Roll your big Old do get high with Michael. High with Michael McDonald and your wife and your kids. I'm tripping.

[Bob Floyd]

RV John's got this look on his face like he just tasted the breast milk ice cream. He's like, come on, you buy stuff all the time. This would be.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just remember a consultant telling me that we should quit doing this Michael McDonald bit because it's so old and out of date. It ages the show.

[Michael Turley]

Everybody loves Michael McDonald. Come on.

[Bob Floyd]

And now we'll have his RV for our tour.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. Everybody that's passed away, Jay. In Dallas. You're saying crackers used to be shipped in barrels before cardboard box. Okay, I hear that.

[JD Ryan]

Exactly. It was a smaller barrel and it had a wooden lid on it. And they were sat on the counter in a general store, and you would come in and you would buy your crackers and they would package them for you to take home. And Don Evans, who was the founder of Cracker Barrel as a kid, remember going into the general store and the gentleman that you see sitting in the rocking chair is his Uncle Herschel. And that's where the image came from that started the whole thing. And the Cracker Barrel in the general store, where you got the name, it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds too good not to be true. I stand corrected. But what about the air leaks? What about that?

[JD Ryan]

11 years with cracker Barrel.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, okay, so what about the air leaks between the wood things? You can't keep bread or crackers sealed.

[JD Ryan]

Now, it evidently did not matter because crackers, something that was a dry, like a dried jerky, that they didn't have to keep them as fresh back then. I'm sure it was kind of tough to chew on.

[John Clay Wolf]

It wasn't like now. You know, if you. If you undo saltines, like if you bust the box and open the seal in just a few days, they're just nothing. They're terrible tasting.

[JD Ryan]

Yep. But they're made for preservatives today that they weren't back in the 1800s.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a true statement. So what do you think about the Cracker Barrel logo change and all the mess that they're in?

[JD Ryan]

I think it's a Bud Light move.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but what was the business suffering anyway? Did they need to do something different?

[JD Ryan]

They needed some changes. But bringing alcohol on board and changing in all the design, that takes away from part of the reason that many people go there. I see grandparents that will bring their grandkids in and point out the different things on the wall and tell them, you know, I used one of those when I was A kid. And it does this and this. And that's going away now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Good insight. Thank you for the call.

[Baba]

Did he say alcohol?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, they have alcoholic crackers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Travis. An one Silverado with 9,000 miles. Dale Earnhardt's truck, customized by dealer. When you say it's. When you say it's Dale Earnhardt's truck. How do you know?

[JD Ryan]

Well, it was. It was gifted to him by the dealership. I think they took delivery of it in November of 2000. And it was a gift to him and he had on his farm for three months before he passed. And we got.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got a heart out. I'm sorry, I didn't realize it. I gotta put you on hold. Hey, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We're not going to give 32, but we might give 25. Be right back.

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[JD Ryan]

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[Show Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

And remember, next Saturday, the show is on the road at the Ass Monkey Gas house.

[Bob Floyd]

No, John Gas Monkey Ice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I keep screwing that up.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we are going to start at 8, obviously, but we're going to open the doors at 9 and the first 10 people in there get free beer. Yeah. And it's celebrating the super bowl of college football that will start at 11. They've got like 50, maybe 150. They got a lot of screens in there. It'll be a great place to watch the game. Ut hook em horns versus the Buckeyes in 11 next Saturday. And that's why we're going to be there. Bring your cars, bring your bikes, especially if you want to sell one. We'll try to buy some. You go to my YouTube station and you can see the last time we were there, we bought a bunch of cool stuff. Red truck, huh?

[Michael Turley]

It's like a meetup.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's like a meetup.

[Bob Floyd]

Somebody brought a Batmobile out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Yeah. And I have a Trans am resto mod 6 liter vortex, an LS deal that we bought yesterday that I think will make it. I was like, get that thing back here. I want to take it to the Gas Ass Monkey, Gas house.

[Bob Floyd]

Gas Monkey Ice house.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's over there in Legacy Center. Is that right? Correct. Yeah.

[Baba]

Grand Central.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it. 800-870. Tom in Alabama. Tom, I'm not sure if I'm coming. I think I'm coming. I'm 50. 50. Are you there?

[JD Ryan]

Yes, yes, I am, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did you, how did you hear I was coming?

[JD Ryan]

Well, I. Man, I listened. Yeah, I mean, I just flew in. I just flew in from up a thousand islands. I listened to you last weekend up there. I listened to you. I've been listening to you for nine years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good.

[JD Ryan]

I listen to you every weekend. But anyways, they got an airport right beside it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello.

[JD Ryan]

Beside Talladega.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long? Yeah, the length, please. Look, what is the length of said airport next to the Talladega track?

[JD Ryan]

What's the name of it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Links.

[JD Ryan]

Links. I don't know, but I figured your captain would know. That's where all the crew teams, you know, fly their planes in. You know, when they do the flight, when they do the four jet flyovers, they, they come back, back around and do what they call a stop and go while they're still going. It's, it's really fantastic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now I just pulled it up. Talladega Muni Airport, 6,000ft. That's plenty. We're good. Okay, so I think we've got, we've got an 80 car buy out there. Corolla's doing this thing for the museum. Rollins and I are gonna go. But the whole pitch was we were going to get three cars and race on the track, and that just changed. Oh.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, no way. Didn't we talk about this already?

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd you say?

[Michael Turley]

That was not the case. It's like, are you sure?

[John Clay Wolf]

You sure?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he told me yes.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. And what is it now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Now he said no. Now he said, we put a pace car in front of you and behind you. I said, so. Training wheels. I said, that's not a race, that's a parade. Yeah, I don't mean a parade. I want to race.

[Baba]

You're right.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, John, can I. John, can I say something to dj?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, it's been. Dj. It's been. No, not pre K. Dj. Hey, it's JD it's been three. JD Ryan. JD Yeah, Anyways, it's been, it's been three months now with no vodka.

[Bob Floyd]

Awesome.

[JD Ryan]

Nothing straight. I've been doing good. Yeah. Because I was drinking about two to three fifths a week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Congratulations.

[JD Ryan]

I'm doing good. And hopefully I can see you guys at Talladega. You guys, you guys just take care. And John Clay Wolf, I know you don't do cocaine because you're just like Trump, man. You're a Trump miser just like he is. You go, you go and you keep going. You take care.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Clay well, thank you. Thank you for the validation.

[Baba]

God, what an insult.

[John Clay Wolf]

You are such a dick. Just get out of here.

[Baba]

You're so bright and cool, man, you know?

[Michael Turley]

God, he's being nice. Sober now. Yeah. Pee on them. What are you doing there?

[Bob Floyd]

That's because that upset Bob.

[Baba]

I ain't upset. Come on.

[Michael Turley]

So you're not going now?

[John Clay Wolf]

I just don't know. I, I just don't know. I, I. We'll know. I mean, September 5th, we got a minute to figure it out. We asked, what if we could get insurance? Let's work on insurance. He's going to run it back up the flagpole. I mean, that was going to be so fun.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

To have a race, a real one that we.

[Baba]

You and Corella and Rawlings.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. I mean, I was really. Look, I'm very disappointed.

[Michael Turley]

It sounded awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Richard said, I knew it was never going to happen. He said when you started saying this, I was nodding my head like, yeah. Because he's like, dude, I've been doing this forever. I've done every damn track in the world. They've never let people out just to go. It doesn't happen. I said, what about Texas Motor Speedway?

[Michael Turley]

He said, nope, you can go. You drive around. But it's not like what you're.

[John Clay Wolf]

Parade style.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'll let you go 100 miles an hour. Hell, I was racing a Ultima for, I mean, yeah. On the highway for 120 miles an hour.

[Baba]

And they're getting.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if I bring Porsches, Right? I can get Porsche to sponsor this. And they're like, well, you know, you can't do our cars. We're going to bring our cars. We can get cars. That's no problem.

[Baba]

They're gonna govern you.

[John Clay Wolf]

If there's one thing I can come up with, Fast cars.

[Bob Floyd]

You're not gonna let this go, are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. I'm pissed.

[Bob Floyd]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I get roped into these things. Hey, man, come on over. Big party, Tons of strippers. You get there, it's a sausage festival.

[Michael Turley]

Have you been doing laps? Is that why you're trying to get ready for this?

[John Clay Wolf]

I was serious. I'm a racer in my brain. I, I mean, that's, that's, that's why you're racing, that. Why do you think I limp? Why do you think I'm all skin up? I mean, this is what I do. And I was ready to beat those guys that think they're fancy. Rollins and Crawley, you know they're gonna beat me. No, they're not gonna beat. They're not gonna be nothing.

[Michael Turley]

You were ready.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was ready. So we need to go somewhere else and have this race.

[Bob Floyd]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, we might go to this Talladega thing, but we need to go somewhere else and race because I got racing on the brake.

[Baba]

That really sucks, man. I feel bad for you. Like, I thought that was really going on. Like, like really gonna go on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Baba]

Son of a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe it will. I don't know. We'll see. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 808. We've got a 80 car collection by not far from there. And I was gonna hit them both in the same day. And then we've got the fast and furious Dodge Challenger that we're buying in. Oh, gosh. Where's that thing? Atlanta. So we're gonna go boom, boom, boom. And it make three stops. Had it all planned out. Whip their ass in the race, they can fly back commercial. Screw them.

[Michael Turley]

It would be like, you're just gonna be.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was the best day it of my life.

[Bob Floyd]

Only winners take private jets.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll wear a fire suit, right? Yeah. Be great. Give me the vin, y'.

[JD Ryan]

All.

[John Clay Wolf]

Suck it.

[Bob Floyd]

He's really upset.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Crow is not that good of a racer, dude. I've watched him. He's fine. But I mean, he's not. I mean, he's very beatable.

[Bob Floyd]

Is he?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now I'm not. I. I've got more balls than skill. This is for certain.

[Bob Floyd]

We weren't gonna say it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm a little bit, you know, I'm the one that they need to get insurance on. Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

No one's arguing with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody's arguing.

[Bob Floyd]

Nobody's arguing.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, go ahead.

[Bob Floyd]

Hey. David Lee Roth is on the road again. He's been five years since he's been out on the road. He's doing it now. The reviews are not coming in really good. One of the critics on Thursday wrote David Lee Roth's concert last night. And gary, Indiana was 21 and over because letting anyone in younger would be child abuse.

[Baba]

Oh, no.

[Bob Floyd]

I'd heard that Dave's voice was rough, so I was prepared. Even so. Wow. He needs to stop trying to reach for the high notes and maybe the low notes as well. Here's Kit number two. Takes a second for him to ramp up here. But when he does, Dave in all his glory.

[Michael Turley]

Who's the band?

[John Clay Wolf]

Doesn't matter. No matter who cares.

[Bob Floyd]

And they try to harmonize with him to help. It doesn't help.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's killing it. This about what it look like? If I Was racing.

[Bob Floyd]

You're doing better John than he is. The band comes in to harmonize.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael Anthony, man, he was the best. So Motley Crue is going to cancel their Vegas residency. Possibly. There's rumors because it sucks so bad.

[Baba]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Imagine that.

[Baba]

No, she's.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't even know they were going to try it. Who is Motley Crue anymore? Vince Neil.

[Michael Turley]

Is Tommy Lee with Tommy Lee?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

Is he there?

[Michael Turley]

Mick Mars still with him, I believe there's all together. I haven't heard anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

What has happened to the world where. I mean, when we were, you know, younger and our parents would go to Vegas and see the R.A. you had Elvis, you had Sammy Davis Jr. And Dean Martin and all these guys. And Frank Sinatra. True. And now you got a bunch of heroin burnouts with long hair and fat bellies and just covered in tattoos and piercings that can't carry a tune. Cannot carry a tune. And that's our oldies.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that's what was popular.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's our oldies.

[Bob Floyd]

I mean, there's no audio of Frank Sinatra sounding like that. Sorry. He never, if he's ever lost it.

[Baba]

He didn't go on stage, you know, he never.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it going to be in 30 years from now? Is it going to be a bunch of old black mumble rappers? Yes. Residencies. That, that's what our kids listen to.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, you talking about for them? Yeah, that's going to be. Boy, that's going to be interesting.

[Baba]

Bunch of mask wearing, fire breathing devil rock homos.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you listened to the music kids listen to now?

[Bob Floyd]

Here we go.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, some of it I, you know, some of it's not too bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Isn't there a new trying to be hip?

[Michael Turley]

I'm not. I, I like listening to all kinds of music.

[John Clay Wolf]

And don't we all?

[Michael Turley]

No, you do not.

[Bob Floyd]

You like little, you like little Nas X.

[Michael Turley]

No, I was never a fan of him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now I was at a show where there was a gay guy named Nos with a gold skirt on. Is that him?

[Michael Turley]

Yes, probably same guy. Yeah, that was him.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, wait, you had Nas. That was the greatest rapper ever. This is a different guy.

[Bob Floyd]

Lil Nas X.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that his little son?

[Bob Floyd]

He was hospitalized this week after a building bizarre thing in Los Angeles. 4:00 clock in the morning, Thursday morning, 4:00am he's walking down the street in his white underwear and his white boots and somebody just happened to be there with him.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the guy I saw.

[Bob Floyd]

As it turns out, several people in the area called the cops and there's actually a video showing him Walking down the road here's some of the audio from that cut four.

[JD Ryan]

No, no, no, no. That's it. Hi. I'll be late to the party tonight. Where am I at? You know where it's at.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now go ahead, babe.

[JD Ryan]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Go ahead, babe. N, n, n, N. I tell you to put.

[Baba]

That looks like a movie set. That's like. That's Ventura Boulevard, right?

[Bob Floyd]

The videos on our YouTube stream on his back.

[John Clay Wolf]

It should say $3am 3am, 4am I.

[Baba]

Think he just got high and took a walk. Y' all don't ever do that. I know you guys don't have the. The privilege of living alone, but I do. And, like, I'll just. I'll get. I'll just go take a walk, man.

[Michael Turley]

That's what he was doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is my kid's favorite song when he was three. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

This is what you saw in the concert. This guy.

[Baba]

Oh, my dad was hot bread in Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your nephew is banging your cousin?

[JD Ryan]

No, my nephew's banging his cousin on the other side of the family.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, is that. Is it a blood cousin or a married cousin?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, it's a blood cousin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like first cousin or second or third?

[JD Ryan]

Yes. Second.

[John Clay Wolf]

Second.

[JD Ryan]

He said it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're breaking up because you're in Oklahoma, you can't afford real cell service.

[JD Ryan]

All right, well, not me.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we'll get back to this in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf. And Brad. Brad's gonna call T mobile and see if he can bump up his bandwidth for the next 30 minutes so he can communicate with us on the reservation. We'll be nobody tell me nothing.

[JD Ryan]

Alex, hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've been trying to track you down. I don't know if you noticed that. Do you have any idea why?

[JD Ryan]

Something to do with the radio thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every month we're doing a giveaway. Give me the vin.com giveaway.

[JD Ryan]

What you giving away, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

25,000.

[Baba]

Alex Jackson of Pensacola, Florida. In is the latest winner of give me the VIN's big cash giveaway.

[JD Ryan]

Are you for real?

[John Clay Wolf]

Every time that you sell a car to give me the vin, you go into drawing for that month. And, dude, you won.

[JD Ryan]

That's great, man. I'm having a baby boy in about three months. That's a lot of diapers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Name him John Clay.

[Baba]

Okay, no purchase necessary. For official rules, go to givemetheven.com now.

[Show Announcer]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethe.vin.com. hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf and.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the Lightning Round. And I forgot to tell anybody that we're doing the Lightning Round. So I don't have any calls for the Lightning Round because I'm stupid like that mentally challenged. Brad, you're the only guy sitting there with a car on hold. You there?

[JD Ryan]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello? What have you got? Yeah, what have you got?

[JD Ryan]

I got that 2016 Ford Fusion.

[John Clay Wolf]

That like I care. Like that one I've been waiting on all week to call in that old mild out Fusion. Golly. Where have you been all my life? How many cylinders is it? Three or four?

[JD Ryan]

It's a four cylinder turbo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turbo.

[JD Ryan]

Got a turbo.

[John Clay Wolf]

That makes it worse because that means it's wore out. Is it leather? Cloth?

[JD Ryan]

The cloth, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give three grand.

[JD Ryan]

Three grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Three grand.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm sorry. I might go 3, 500. But I mean, let me look at something. Here's some comps. Here's a 15,000 mile one that sold for five. Here's a 20,000 mile one that sold for 58. Yours has 92 on it and it's worth three grand. You know, if it's super nice, I might go 3, 500. But I'm really just doing that because I'm on the radio and I really don't want to.

[JD Ryan]

Clean car and all that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sonny. 07.3 quarter ton gas with 90,000 miles. Two wheel drive or.

[JD Ryan]

The four wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drive you want 27,000. I mean, how the hell am I supposed to buy these cars? What do you people want? I mean, an 07 Suburban, I understand it's a three quarter ton. It's probably six liter, which is great. I had one of these, they're good, but they're not 27,000 good.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, well, what. What's your counter, sir? It does have a brand new engine by gm.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the best? What's the least you'll take?

[JD Ryan]

What's the least am I willing to take? I'm not sure really, sir, to be honest with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not a.

[JD Ryan]

You know, like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather? Cloth?

[JD Ryan]

Pardon?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather or cloth?

[JD Ryan]

It's leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's this thing that we use called MMR which is like Manheim Margaret Port. It shows all the comps in the system of cars like this that have recently sold. Now there's not a 90,000 mile one. The lowest, the lowest mile one on here is 150 and it sold for 4,500. Here's 180 that sold for 5,300. Yours has 98. You want 27,000?

[JD Ryan]

It. It.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's probably worth 10 grand. It's probably worth 10 grand. It might be worth 12, 5, 13. I mean, I'll pay up for cars like this. I go to places like Barrett Jackson and Mecham and these other auctions. I buy these cars in front of a lot of people, outbid a lot of people. But not at 27, 000, sir. Damn. What the hell is up with people?

[Baba]

He should have sold it like the other guy. What do you got?

[JD Ryan]

I got that.

[Baba]

I got that Ford Fusion coming out here for you right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

27,000. Son of a. I'll be right back.

[Show Announcer]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[JD Ryan]

Get a haircut. Buttercup.

[Show Announcer]

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[JD Ryan]

Hey.

[Show Announcer]

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[JD Ryan]

Look, silky. He done pulled out a whip.

[Baba]

Nice whip.

[JD Ryan]

This here is a pistol.

[Baba]

Reach for the sky, Hunky.

[JD Ryan]

Hunky.

[Baba]

Honky is a racial epithet used for white people. Was made popular by a man named George Jefferson in the 1970s. You see, he and his wife Wheezy had a dry cleaning business. So they moved on up to these things to a deluxe apartment in the sky. They finally got a piece of the pie.

[Show Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Sunny's back for more with his Suburban. Sonny, are you there?

[JD Ryan]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You and I are miles apart. I've already shared that with you. You calling back? What can I help you with?

[JD Ryan]

Honestly, sir, it's fine. Thanks, John. Have a good day. God bless.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Hey. I got something for you. You there? We lost. We lost Sunny. I had my. Hey. Chat GPT. Tell me what a 07 Suburban, three quarter ton, four wheel drive with 98, 000 miles in leather's worth.

[JD Ryan]

You got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that 07 Suburban, 2500 LT four.

[JD Ryan]

Wheel drive with leather and 98K miles is worth about $13,000 wholesale on the Manheim side.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what did I say a minute ago?

[Michael Turley]

10 to 12. Yeah, right in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay, so. But he needs 27, 800, 800. We're going to the Ass Monkey Gas house next Saturday. We're doing the show live from there.

[Bob Floyd]

Gas Monkey Ice house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, yeah. He's gonna do that I'm gonna change the name of that.

[Bob Floyd]

No, you're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlotte, if you're listening, do a T shirt for me. This is Ass Monkey Gas House.

[Michael Turley]

Actually, I've seen somebody made a logo of the Ass Monkey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Michael Turley]

And they're gonna. Maybe they'll bring it out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

They need to bring your cars, bring your motorcycles. Next week is a huge game. Kickoff at 11. Texas vs. Ohio State. And we are going to be there with you guys. Come early. We're gonna open the doors at 9:00'. Clock. And in Dallas, shows going on the road again. We had so much fun last time, we're gonna do it again.

[Michael Turley]

What's the first 10 people get free beer on Richard.

[Baba]

Go.

[Bob Floyd]

So you're changing the name of his place and giving away his beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, what are friends for?

[JD Ryan]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

And riding his motorcycle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, the video is going up today at noon of the Sturgis deal in the recap of the motorcycle moment is on there. It's pretty funny. I watched it. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. I mean, everybody's so sensitive. It's like you can't say anything anymore. You can't say.

[Bob Floyd]

Everybody gets upset.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, you gotta tell. I mean, you just can't. You can't call anybody. Everybody's so name sensitive little people. Special needs.

[Baba]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you were telling me years ago. I just had a flashback. You did a commercial for the arc, which is the American. I don't think you can say it anymore. A special needs company, right?

[Baba]

No, we. We did a.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got kicked off there.

[Baba]

We did a public service television commercial, actually a campaign of them called can the Grease for the city of Wichita Falls, where I used to design works for the studio that did it. And it was my first on camera appearance.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you're a radio jock in a local market and they asked you to do the TV show for a special needs.

[Michael Turley]

No, no, no, no.

[Baba]

A series of commercials. TV commercials. Television commercials. Can the Grease campaign. And they had a deal where they set up. I played a character named Dwayne Pipe, okay. Who worked for the public water department for the city, Right. And he had a. An Elmer Fudge style speech impediment.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, this is true.

[Baba]

This was all Sammy the producer's idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

I could see you being good at this.

[Baba]

Talk like this Elmer Fudd, right? You know, and his signature line was the Grease Gob wins us quogging again. The Grease goblins are clogging again.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm confused. So you're doing A thing for stop Grease. And you got in trouble with the special needs. Like, PETA came after you.

[Baba]

No, they. They would film me from, like, the inside of a bucket. They would cut the bottom out of a bucket and fill me like this, where I was looking down the bucket with my waterworks cap on. Now, the speech impediment is one thing, but I also. I made a personal choice in the acting style. I did the Bill Murray mouth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, okay.

[Bob Floyd]

That'd do it.

[Baba]

We stopped when they're clogging again. They thought it was hilarious. I thought it was hilarious. Everybody loved it. People in town, my mom and dad are like, wow. I got my boys on TV commercial. Everybody was so happy. So, you know, and we filmed our second one of these. He had little animated goblins in the bottom of the deal, clogging, you know, the cobweans are quagging. So I got a call from Sammy, said, well, that may be all a Dwayne Pipe. And I go, what do you mean? Because. Well, we got a call from the arc and somebody complained, and they said that we are trying to serve our message using a mentally challenged character, and they don't much appreciate it. And it was just a public service campaign from the city of Wichita.

[John Clay Wolf]

False.

[Baba]

They just cancel it. And that was my acting career.

[Michael Turley]

He was killed by the ark.

[Baba]

I had 100. I made 140 bucks. 140 pounds on that? Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

That's a good deal.

[Baba]

Two shoes. That's 280, Jack.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speech impediment does not mean you're mentally challenged.

[Michael Turley]

I think it's the face, though. What was the face again? Can you show everybody in the camera?

[Baba]

Greg, we got the. Working on the third green, so I got that going for me.

[Bob Floyd]

So that's Bill Murray and Caddy.

[Michael Turley]

Move the mic.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. There you go.

[JD Ryan]

Take her to church camp.

[Baba]

Make me a cake.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Baba]

Maybe a cake or muffin.

[John Clay Wolf]

JC in la. You've got a Starsky and Hutch car. Yes, Starsky and Hutch previously offered 13 want. Wait, what? 13?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, he. That's all he claimed. That's all he had at the time. That was like, three weeks ago. But yesterday he texted me again, and then he asked me if it was still available, so I imagine he already raised some more. But he didn't. I didn't. I haven't checked the, you know, the offer up section. Whatever. I haven't checked.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Whether he's up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, are you on Facebook Marketplace or something?

[JD Ryan]

No, not on Facebook. Offer up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You know, the people that make those offers. They only like come through like 8% of the time. Yeah, okay, but I'll be. I'll outbid him. I'll give 13. 5.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. No, no, no. See, I don't know if I. If I explained to you that the starting bid is 18,000 and the guy knows I told him. But I said I would take. I would take 25 on the spot without, you know, anymore. But no, I wouldn't not. That's why I rather wait until October 15th, when is the deadline for the offers.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Will you take 18?

[JD Ryan]

18 is a starting bid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so I mean, why would you take this? Why would you open the starting bid lower than what you would take?

[JD Ryan]

No, no, I didn't. That was the offer he made.

[John Clay Wolf]

You said. I thought you said he offered 13.

[JD Ryan]

He offered 13 knowing that the starting bid was 18, but he claimed that's all he had.

[John Clay Wolf]

He says, oh, I have more than he has. I'm not, I'm not. I can pay for it. I'll give 1 8, 1 7.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's the thing. The thing is the starting bid is 18,000. And so in what I would take, I would let it go if somebody comes up with 25.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if I gave you 20?

[JD Ryan]

I would have to think about it. Okay, I will have to see them.

[John Clay Wolf]

But here's what I need you to do. Here's what I need to do. Another thing I probably will buy, actually just go to givemetheven.com and if you've got that offer up.

[JD Ryan]

I already did, my man. But, but when I. When I did that, you guys requested pictures, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

We need. Imagine that. We need photos.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, which I don't have. Which I don't have because the car was being remodeled. So I'm waiting and it's going to be done next week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so the car is not finished. Just go take pictures of it. Not finished. I do this every day, all day. I can see right through it. I mean, I understand what cars look like when they're. Anyway. So you're wanting to sell me a car that's not ready yet, but you're going to put it on a website in the auction ends in mid October. And hey, I'm. You still have my attention. You haven't lost me yet. I'm with you. I. Let me. How much is your bill at the body shop when they finish?

[JD Ryan]

How much is the. What? The bill?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What are you gonna owe the body shop? Or is it your cousin doing it for free?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, no, no. See, the body shop guy, he's a professional, and he's my buddy. So we got arrangements. So this is why I'm able to afford even the upholsterer guy. One thing you have to consider is, you know, I'm calling from Los Angeles. In Los Angeles, you know, we got connections, man. And hey, over here, over here, whatever you pay. If you pay $10,000 for something over there, you know, I pay 2,000. Over here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Same what we call illegal labor. Not illegal, but not if you're related to them. They're not illegal. So what, what, what motor is in it?

[JD Ryan]

What was that?

[John Clay Wolf]

What motor is in it? What engine?

[JD Ryan]

351.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year is it? What year model?

[JD Ryan]

It's 73.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it is striped up like a star skin hutch, right?

[JD Ryan]

Yes, yes. And like I said, this is. I went to the guy who I, I bought it from because this guy, my friend who's doing the, the, you know, the, the paint job. He. He actually polished the whole thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got my painter here. Hang on just a second. I've got it as a teacher. Come here, come here. I've got my painter here.

[Bob Floyd]

Step up.

[JD Ryan]

Well, the thing is, I want you.

[John Clay Wolf]

To talk to my painter about this. Go ahead.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. He found 11 bullet holes, man. Original. And the question is, what the hell? I mean, was this one of the, you know, was this ever used in the, you know, use as an expert or something? I really don't know, but that really got me thinking. I mean, what's going on or what? What happened?

[Baba]

Things kind of happen in the summertime.

[JD Ryan]

I got the pictures to prove it.

[Baba]

When you have the bullet holes, sometimes in the summertime, these people stay. The young people go crazy, you know. And the two holes in the cars, and especially the trucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Baba]

This is no bueno for the cars. You know how to cover. You know how to cover the bully holes.

[Michael Turley]

How do you cover them up?

[JD Ryan]

Well, the thing. The thing is. The thing is it's a very desirable vehicle. And that's the reason I don't want to keep it. Because, you know, I don't want to be at risk all the time. I don't know, if somebody wants. Will want to take it by force, you know, I don't. I don't wanna. I don't want to take the chance. I'm an old man.

[John Clay Wolf]

He lives a rough life. He lives in a rough part of town. He's afraid he's gonna get carjacked.

[Bob Floyd]

Bullet holes and carjackings.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we'll deal with this. I appreciate the phone Call. Let's keep working. I'll call you later.

[Baba]

This is not so difficult. Masking. Taping is a tapi. Oh, Bony Crema. Take it does not to be. Look. And you set it on fire.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you hear Babo talking about that PSA commercial he did earlier, Mr. Mexican Man?

[Baba]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What would that sound like if you did it?

[Baba]

First of all, I don't like Bobo.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't like Baba?

[Baba]

No. He used to say what we call it calling espanol a prick.

[Bob Floyd]

No, he's not.

[Baba]

See? No.

[JD Ryan]

See?

[Bob Floyd]

No.

[Baba]

Yes, he do.

[Bob Floyd]

He's not.

[Baba]

Yes, he do. Yes, you know he do. And you say he do.

[Bob Floyd]

He doesn't do.

[Baba]

Yes, he do. Anyway. But if you say he does the thing for his mother like this, right? And then says, I cannot talk very well because I like the box of bony and with cartoon like I know talk where. What else are they supposed to think? He does this on purpose. You know why?

[Bob Floyd]

Why?

[Baba]

Because he is the prick.

[Bob Floyd]

He's not with the bubbles.

[Baba]

Down with bubbles forever. And. And I still owe him $50. And I will pay. But then I will be finished with Bobo after this. We'll be back with more of the Junk Playwood joke.

[Bob Floyd]

Good job.

[Baba]

Don't go.

[Show Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmethevin.com call in 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why have Sydney Sweeney's boobs become so powerful? Powerful, powerful. She did that American Eagle thing and it made them like 20 increase in value. And it's just Sydney Sweeney this and Sydney Sweeney that. People are saying Sydney Sweeney can fix Cracker Barrel.

[Baba]

You may be right.

[Michael Turley]

Oh yeah, she could.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a joke, I'll tell you that. Because if she actually did it, it would like right now, if you put her as a spokesperson for Cracker Barrel. Leaning over a barrel.

[Bob Floyd]

Come on in.

[John Clay Wolf]

She. You watch. It would fix their problem immediately.

[Michael Turley]

I'd go eat some Cracker Barrel.

[John Clay Wolf]

They could pay her $10 million right now and they would get that money back 20 fold immediately.

[Baba]

No doubt, no doubt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now why is that?

[Baba]

Why is a set of boobs because.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just holding that much power.

[Baba]

You just discovered Sydney Sweeney. Like, she's been around a while. She was on a show on HBO years ago, about three or four years ago called Euphoria.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Baba]

That is a shocking essay of what high school people go through high school, young people going to high school go through in this day and age. And she was beautiful and she stole the show. So many good actors. And she just came up from there into some pretty good movie roles.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a lot of hot hides out there.

[Baba]

Yeah, she's the hottest out there today.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think Margot Robbie's the hottest.

[Baba]

She was about 10 years ago.

[Michael Turley]

She's aged out. Is that what you're saying?

[Baba]

Yeah, she's still beautiful, you know, But.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, really, why is she this powerful?

[Bob Floyd]

Just because it hit and it's. We're so. Americans were just. We followed the sparkly, and right now she's sparkly. That's all.

[JD Ryan]

The big. The.

[Bob Floyd]

The big jeans thing, bro. I had never heard of her before the jeans.

[John Clay Wolf]

I saw her on Saturday Night Live. It was fine. It's okay.

[Bob Floyd]

She's fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty, Pretty. Don't. I mean, I'm not knocking her at.

[Bob Floyd]

All because the ads thing. She's in front of us right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, like, her butt is not that good.

[Bob Floyd]

She'll go away. No.

[Baba]

You should have seen her in that HBO show, you, Euphoria. She bared a lot of skin in the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

All the actors go to any porn site and see all the skin you ever wanted to see.

[Baba]

I know, but they don't turn up in major motion pictures. And she is. That's the difference between actors and porn actors.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the d. Teach me, Uncle Baba. What's the difference between an actor and a porn actor?

[JD Ryan]

Teach us, Uncle.

[Baba]

About 40 million a year.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[Baba]

Yeah, if. If you don't have the chops to just act rep people and all you got is to show them that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Baba]

Well, that doesn't pay 140 million.

[John Clay Wolf]

Denise Richards is a porn actor. Now she's got an only fans.

[Bob Floyd]

Does she really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. I mean, I haven't looked. I mean, porn's a strong word, but only fans.

[Baba]

We've all seen wild things.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Baba]

And she is a good actress. And she's a good erotic actress. I don't think all only fans people are like, actors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, this one is Denise Richards. Yes.

[Baba]

She's married to Charlie Sheen once, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, that's not a plus.

[Baba]

Big league.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not a plus.

[Baba]

Well, don't be a dick.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not trying to be Richard.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dick Rollins. Ass monkey. Gas house.

[Michael Turley]

We're gonna be out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna be out there next Saturday doing the show live for the Texas Ohio State game. And we will be there at 8. The doors will open at 9. Bring your cars, bring your bikes.

[Michael Turley]

First 10 comes.

[John Clay Wolf]

First 10 guys that show up. Beers on good old Dick Rollins. What do you do? This? Why do you do this?

[Baba]

But you have to ask for an Ask Monkey Ice Gas past.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I, I own a bar and I've owned bars in the past and would I Gladly give away 10 beers for people to get started at 9:00'? Clock? Yes. Sure. So actually, I'm giving old Dick Rollins a bonus. I'm. I'm actually doing him a favor by spending a little bit of his money. 10 beers.

[Bob Floyd]

You really are.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think what I should say is the first 10 people get drinks all day for free. Now, I have not said that. If old Dick Rollins is listening, he might call in real quick and fix it. You know what?

[Baba]

He should. You guys are doing some video stuff. He should have an alter ego.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Dick Rollins, Dick Ross. Like, like the guy in well chest Rockwell.

[Baba]

If you don't find this super modified rest old version of the Ferrari that me and my cousin Michael from Carolina did, absolutely startling. And my name ain't Dick Rod.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of that Ferrari, I don't think it's gonna make sema. No. Yep. Oh, no. Yep.

[Michael Turley]

So you're not gonna be at SEMA then, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not going. I mean, my car's not gonna be there. I'm not going.

[Michael Turley]

So when is it gonna be ready? Is it gonna be ready before the fire chicken?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Is that a guarantee?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

At my two build jobs.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's get happening is paying customers are getting put in front of the job. That's what's happening. That. That's the one sentence answer. We could talk about this for hours, but at the end of it, he's got a big job for System X, a huge one. And it'll be great. But I just. Whatever. Y' all are not going to see me taking cars and doing nut and bolt restorations to them anymore.

[Michael Turley]

You've learned it your lesson.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did one and then I did the next one with a pro. A guy that's worldwide acclaim. And we can't get that. We'll get that one done. I know we'll get that one done. But my other one, I don't. I mean, it's never going to get. It's been two and a half years, Mike.

[Michael Turley]

And where's the Polish guy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not, not, not on the Polish guy. He's already gone. He's an alcoholic.

[Bob Floyd]

He's gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

From Chicago. Yeah. And I, I. All the vodka in the saloon is gone.

[Bob Floyd]

We heard the story.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I didn't know this.

[Baba]

Yeah, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

The, the lady from the canteen is like, hey, man, your guy had to throw him out the other night. I'M like, yeah. And the guys are complaining, saying he's being flaky. And I went up and saw the bottles and the deal empty. I'm like, you're gone. Hey, man, I'm not mad.

[JD Ryan]

You're.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're a nice, sweet guy, but hit the road, Jack.

[Bob Floyd]

Love you from a distance.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back to Chicago.

[Baba]

The John Clay Wolf show has been a presentation of givemetheven.com from the Westwood One Radio Network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[JD Ryan]

Locker out.