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No, it's never. No, it's not okay. It's not okay. What. What kind of special problem have I caused you this week? Because you can tell me, man. I mean, I'm here for you. Did you play last night? Did I play at the Rattlesnake? No. No. Are you okay with that? Did anybody play at the Rattlesnake? Yeah, we were open. Really? Yeah. That's fine. No, I was. I was up here getting ready for this deal. You got up here last night. Oh. We're live at Gas Monkey Ice House in Dallas, Texas, because why is the biggest football day of the year so far? Football. The Texas Longhorns will meet the Ohio State Buckeyes here in a minute. And this is exciting. I'm excited. Turley, are you excited? I'm stoked. I'm really stoked. Why are you wearing that A and M shirt? What the hell is wrong with you? I was waiting for somebody to point that out because I'm gonna. I'm gonna be the contrarian to everybody else that's here as Longhorn fans. Right? I'm gonna just kind of, you know, hey, what the hell's this A and M guy doing here? And JD's wearing a shirt that, like, the member will frell in that movie. That's exactly where I got it. When he had. When he was in prison, it was Stark Hutch. Yep. And he had the dragon shirt on. And Will Ferrell was homosexual in that movie. Yes, he was. That's my word. He was asking them to act like a dragon for them so he could be sexually around. You had figured it out, John. So is that. That's it. I'm actually coming out on the radio right now. If you go to jcwshow.com you can see JD I got. I got this from Will Ferrell. This is the actual shirt he wore in the movie. If you'll do me a favor, go over next to that wall. Just lean against the wall, turn around, bend over and make a tiger sound. That's so true. We'll have the tiger King on. What are the odds this morning on the UT Buckeyes game? Right now it is. Ohio State's favored by one and a half. Okay, that's home. So that's. If they were in Austin, it would be a one and a half negative. Yeah. No, it's basically. Well, they get three points, basically. So it's pretty much even. I mean, it's actually ut's favorite, if you think that's what I mean. Yeah, the UT is actually favored. Yeah. If they were at home. That's going to be part of our picks. And I want to do something fun this year with our picks because it was too easy for me last year. And so I figured. What do you want to do the, like, special Ed? Like, you're. No, no, no. Like I'm. Can you say no? You can. Have to dump that, Sean. Really? You have to dump it? Yes. You have to dump it. So can I. So. So I'm mentally challenged. So, like, I'm the autism and you're the straight one. Well, no, I don't want to do it that way. But what I'm saying is the gay and you're the. You rely on your chat GPT chick. Okay? And I would like you to use her for your picks this year. So I'm gonna pick against your chat cheap ET chick. Okay, there's an idea. So you just kind of feed her and let her see what she says. And she's such a. You want to see if she's. She's gotten a real attitude, actually, lately. Let's just wake her up, see if she's there. Your chat. Hey, honey, are you awake? Hey there. I'm here and awake. Ready to help? Let me know what's on your mind. I'm gonna bet on the Texas Ohio State game today. I'm gonna put a thousand dollars on it. Who should I bet on? Just diving right in, huh? Well, I can't give you a sure bet. Sports are always a Gamble. But I can say both Texas and Ohio State are strong teams. It might come down to the latest injury reports or just who you have a gut feeling about. So trust your instincts and good luck. She won't tell you. Now, listen, just give me your pick. All right? Going straight to it. If I had to kick one, I'd lean a little toward Ohio State. They've got a solid track record recently and we might just have the edge. But, hey, it's your call and your thousand bucks, so go with what feels right to you. I'm telling you, she's got an attitude. She's got an attitude. Yeah. You can hear what's happened here is it trains itself off of your conversations. Right? And what she has turned into is every other woman in my life. I can hear it. I can hear it. Can you imagine somebody around you getting soft? Aussie? I can't even where they get that. Well, that'll be fun. She's gonna. It's gonna be hard because she's using all her data, she's taking all the different folks out there, their picks, and spits it out and tries to help you win. So on that game, who are you going with? I know we're gonna do them later, but, I mean, I'm not gonna want to give it away, but I think she's pretty much right there. So we're gonna have to figure out the line. We're gonna have to move the line a little bit. Yeah. Okay, so let's go there. Hang on. Let's see if she can do the line. Yeah. See if this old hag is still awake. Hey, will you wake back up? You're welcome. Sometimes you just gotta trust a bit of instinct and hope it turns out in your favor. Okay, so both the guy and myself that were betting are picking Ohio State, I guess. And so we need to move the line. So how many points do I need to give him if we're going to move the betting line if I want to be on the Texas side of things? Got it. You're looking to flip it around a bit. So if you're both leaning Ohio State and you want to take Texas with some points, it really depends on the current spread. Let's say, for example, the actual line is Ohio state favored by 7 points. If you want to balance things out and give your buddy a fair shot on Texas, you might give them those seven points. That way, if Ohio State wins by a touchdown, you'd basically break even. Yeah. Hang on, hang on. You're supposed to be smart. The line is 1.5 Ohio State. So let's not do, for instance, is. Let's talk real money. What do I need to give him so that I can win? Absolutely. Let's get real with it. If the actual line is Ohio State by 1.5 and you want to basically even it out and take Texas on your side, you'd probably give him around those 1.5 points. In other words, if you give him Texas plus 1.5, he wins. If Texas either wins outright or loses by just one point, that should give you a nice figure setup for your bet. Well, I don't want to. I don't want to be nice and close. I want to win. So what do I need to do to win? Jesus. Totally get it. If you want to give yourself a bit more cushion to make sure you win on the Texas side, you can push that line a bit further. For example, if you give your buddy something like tech this plus 3 or plus 3.5, that means even if Ohio still wins by a field goal, you still come out on top. Basically explain to people what the half is. The 3.5. How do you have a half a point? Absolutely. So that half point, like the 3.5, is what they call a hook in betting terms. It's there to avoid ties or putches. So if you have a line at 3.5, it means there's no way for the final margin to land exactly on that number. If the favorite wins by exactly 3, then someone with a 3.5 line either wins or loses rather than pushing. All right, go back. I mean, that's just amazing. Explain why that's weird. She's pretty good. You think she's good looking? She's pretty good. I don't know. Like, what do you think? It's like a six or a seven? Should we ask her? You know who she sounds like to me? Like Jennifer Garner. Yeah, in the late 2000s. Like the American Hustle. Was that the name of the movie? No, that's Amy Anders about that time. American Hustle was Amy. Amy Adams was in that too. But Jennifer Garner was the stay at home mom that killed the science oven because she stuck a tinfoil lasagna in the science oven in Bluto. All right, so coming up next is the lightning round where we buy cars on the radio. Call in now. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. Year, make, model, miles, Average. Rougher. Clean. We are on location at Gas Monkey Ice House in Dallas, Texas today. You got your checkbook? Today. Got my checkbook. We're gonna. We're gonna buy some cars. So if you want to sell one, bring it up here. And if you just want to show your stuff off, bring it up here. So it's not a car show because they won't let us have car shows here. But it's a come show your car off. Figured out a way around it. Show your ride. Show your ride. Last time we did this about three months ago, we bought several and we spent 100 grand on a couple also. So we're not afraid to buy big cars, little cars in betweeners. That red chevy truck, that 69C10, pretty. That was a good one. And I sold it to a guy, a dealer in New Jersey. And I called him the other day and asked him what he'd take for it. And he said it's not for sale. He. He doesn't want to sell to anybody. All right, we'll be back in a minute. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800800 radio is the call in number. Call in now to get your in line to get your car bid on the air by me, the guy that bids forgivemetheven.com and if you don't want to go to the air, just go to the website. Be right back. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by. Give me the vin.com the vi. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show. Kyle in Orlando, Florida. 11F250FX Ford diesel with 200,000 miles on it. It says, is it leather or cloth? It's a clother, okay. You know, a good old clapped out diesel with 200 on it. Even if it's. Is it nice or is it rough? Probably nice. Oh no. I'm missing pretty good shape, man. I mean it was a work truck, don't get me wrong. But it's not all ripped up inside and not all beat to heck. I think it's like a top 1112 gram. 1112. Oh man. Okay, well, geez. Alrighty. I appreciate it, man. Is that funny? Is that a nervous laugh? Don in Clearwater, Florida, you there? Hey, Don. Good morning. 67 GTX convertible, four speed TMU needs resto. Minor rust. 383 engine doesn't run. Wants 32,500. Don, you're the dumbass of the day, bud. You are the dumb ass of the day. Congratulations. Congratulations, sir. We love calls like this because they make our Instagram reels and make us famous. And so you go to my Instagram in about a week when this gets published and people will be torturing you online. Yeah, it's one of 174 speed convertible cars. I understand, I understand. But I sold one the other day for 65, 000. That was in the same category that was restored. It's just not worth it, bud. These Mopars, they're not what they were six years ago. So you think this is a $200,000 car? Finished is what I said. Well, it's gonna cost a hundred thousand to finish it. Okay, have a good day. Thank you. People gotta understand. Yeah, he's not happy. In just a minute. Remember, if you want to sell yours, go to givemetheven.com but if you've got some clapped out deal that needs a hundred grand resto, it's worth 10 grand. If it's got to come in on a trailer and it's missing a fender, it doesn't have all. I mean it's just, it's. People don't understand what it costs to restore these cars. We'll be right back. This is the John Clay Wolf show. Check out the GMTV garage YouTube channel complete with live video stream@jcwshow.com this is. Give me the VIN. The John Clay Wolf Show 52. Well, son, I tell you, don't look a day over 53 to me. America's largest weekend morning show. Hell, ain't gonna be long now. You ain't gonna never know. When you're done peeing, every pair of doctors you own gonna have a permanent piss stain on. Call in 800-800-RADIO. Somebody warned that pretty little finish lady that hangs out with him all the time. They'll get you fitted with some prescription colored lenses. And nowadays they even got hearing aids to match. So you'll always be able some Waterhead ask you for $70,000 for some Dodge you wouldn't give a half a pack of Salem Lights for. Check out the podcast@jcwshow.com or John Claywolf.com. hey buddy, I love you. Happy birthday. Get you a handle Evan Williams and hop on one of them ATVs and make it one to remember. Thanks, Jerry. Carrie. Wayne Lawmark. Speech impediment. Terrence, are you okay? Speech impediment. Terrence, are you okay? Nope. He's singing. He's singing. We have a. We're here live at Gas Monkey. Ass Monkey Gas house in Dallas. Ass Monkey Gas House. And we are doing a Car show football kickoff thing this morning. Come on down. If you're in the local DFW area. Same thing we did out in LA about two months ago at Sagebrush. We've got a listener here. Oh, it brought us something. Doesn't he get a free beer? He does if he's the first one. Here you go. You need to do Braden whenever you have one. You got to get them set up like that. Please. Oh, man. Yeah. Oh, here we go. He's got the headset backwards. Right? Right. You know, he's got to fumble around here. Well, maybe if we know he was coming. Yeah. I mean, we had no idea he was there. We did. Come on over a little closer. Why? It's funny. So. And then the next one. Remember this. Okay. What is your name, sir? Well, he's got to speak into the mic that's sitting up on his head there. Yeah. So let's. Let's try to pull it down. Hey, good morning there, Kurt. Kurt. Yes. Cool. John. Nice to meet you. Thanks for coming up. What'd you bring us? I know you needed some memorabilia for your restaurant in Walnut Springs. Yes. And I brought you something that I do. No, that's. Yes. Okay, so you got John Anderson, Chris Squire, Rick Wakeman and the gang, and Steve Howell. Where did you get this? I got that over a period of time collecting signatures, and you gave it to me. Gave it to you. For Walnut Springs. It's a big one, so I know people will see it. Hey, man, that's awesome. Yeah. I'm flattered. This is so good. I'm almost afraid to put it on the wall. What if somebody lifted it, man? I mean, this is legit. Just don't sell it. No, I'm not gonna sell it. There's no way I'm gonna sell it. Put that in the saloon. Let me put this up to the camera so the guys can see it. Yeah. This is. Might be a little too good. Nice. Yeah. I mean, this. You actually got these signatures? Yeah, all myself, like, you got the signatures. That's what I do. And when did you get them? Over a period of time. I know. I mean, but, like, 90s. Really? Yeah. Okay. I'm flattered, bud. Yeah, I'm. I really appreciate it. Enjoy it. Thank you. Awesome. That is. How did you find them? Did you go to concerts and get the signatures or got. Got them through concerts. Yeah. So you just hounded them and hounded them, and they always nice enough to sign things, and that's what I do. I collect signatures. And how long you've been listening to us two years. Cool. Where'd you pick us up? I'm in Flower Mound, Texas. All right. Awesome. Hey, man, that's really special. I appreciate. Get up to Walnut Springs soon. Appreciate it. Thank you. You're overdressed, by the way. I gotta go to work. Sorry. What do you do? Watches. The Switzerland Ice. Sell watches. Timepieces. Like your. Oh, your Doxo watch right there. This is a Grand Seiko right there. When I was broke. Not. Yeah, pre broke. And I was. I was coming back and I. I had a really good month in our Ford dealership. This is after I had my big wreck and all this crap. I don't know if you know my story. Yeah. But I bought this for myself as a reward. I was like. Just like to be motivated. I think it was about two grand. Is that about right? Something like that. Yeah. Docs. A diving watch. Yep. Good watch. Everything's got a story. It does. The bank was breathing down my neck. They were watching my. No, seriously. They were watching my bank account. We were so screwed up, we were kind of in receivership. And I bought this thing with the company money. And I remember the banker called me. He's like, what is this watch for? $2,000? I said, it's for me. And he's like, well, how's that work? I said, I'm rewarding myself because I'm the best employee here. I've been working like a crazy man trying to get out of this hole, and I'm trying to keep motivated. And I gave myself this as a go forward thing. He said, well, that needs to be approved. I said, I approved it. He's like, well, that's really not kind of our deal, John. I was like, yeah, well, it's the deal now. So they understood. Well, that's good. Yeah. Good for you. Sometimes you just gotta put your foot down. You do. All right, thank you again. Thank you. Hey, what's the name of your shop again? Let's give a big plug Watches of Switzerland. Legacy West. Legacy West Watches of Switzerland. You sell? Used. All this. All the stuff. New and used. What new brands do you have? Rolex. You're a Rolex dealer? Pre owned and new. You're. You're a new Rolex dealer? New Rolex dealer, yes. Okay, I'll call you. Hey, if I got a nice Casio that you can, you know, type in your calculator, can I sell it to you like now? We need a higher price point than that. Tell me this. Like, you've got the. The. The submariners they're eight grand list. And what do you sell them for? Submariners are probably like 10,000. Okay. For. We sell them for the sticker price. Oh, there's regular. Regular retail. They're 10,000 now. 10,700. And you. But you don't have any to sell, do you? You have to come in and talk to those people. I'm on the other side of the store where we do the certified pre owned, but all the other watches we have are new. Cool. Thanks again. Come see us. All right. Awesome. Awesome. Thank you, man. Appreciate it. Yeah. Okay. Clay in Palm Beach, Good morning, you're on the air. Good morning, buddy. How you doing, guys? Good. It sounds like you've got a nice car. I'm sorry I was so hard on that guy earlier with the Junker 67 GTX. Right. But you had to kind of appreciate what I was saying. I mean, 32,000 for a sled box. That's going to be worth, let's say everything he's saying is right. And it's worth a hundred when it's finished. It takes 100 to get it there. It might take 150 to get it there, actually. Absolutely. So your car, you got a 69 Camaro RSS big block, four speed, 37,000 original miles, frame off resto mint insured for 120. Trying to get six figs. Okay, so big block is a 396. Correct. And it's a, it's a four speed. It was born a four speed. So the build sheet and all the equipment is the same. Right. Now if I had the build cheat. Yes, sir. But you know. Go ahead. No, no, I'm just trying to figure out what we got. What color is it and does it have SS stripes on it? It's got. What do you call it? A hockey. Hockey stick on the side. Okay. Because there's that stripe on the front around the cow, then there's SS stripes and then there's a hockey stick down the side. Okay, and what color is it? Olympic gold. Okay, what? Does it have a vinyl top or is it a gold top or just painted? It's got it. And I'm sorry I didn't tell the guy, it's a convertible with a rag. Okay. And it's got a clock. It's got a gauge package. You know where the gauges are down by the four speed. And guys, so you understand when he says it's got a clock, that sounds dumb. They're like, well, you know, so what? Well, there weren't many of those, there were some, but that actually had a clock that's embedded into the, into the panel, into the cluster. So it's a unique option. It builds value. Yes. Whereas most of them might have the word Camaro or just a blank spot, mine has the, the O clock also have a rear folding seat. £2 seats as well. Okay, I, I, you know, I'm not trying to pump it up, you know, you're just telling the facts, man. Absolutely mint condition. I mean, it can't be nicer. I used to tell people when I go to a car show, I'll give you 100 bucks for 60 seconds if you can find a scratch. But if you can't, you're going to give me 100 bucks. I need to look it up. 100 grand is full pop. The convertibles don't bring as much as the hard tops. You've got a good car. Of course, you know that. I mean, and I'm not knocking anything, but hear me out. You know what I've noticed is we're doing better with resto mods, which is opposite of what it was 10 years ago. It was all original, original, original, original. And now like I drove a 79 Trans Am today with the LS3 in it and Dakota digital gauges and all the stuff. And it, I mean, those cars are easier to sell for big money. Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm noticing too though, you know, because they do a lot of car shows, go to Mechan, go to Bear Jackson, do a lot of stuff. It's tough to find an original Camaro anymore. What you just said, everybody's rest of them. LS is everything. I mean, I got numerous cars. I got another one that's got an LS in it. Don't get me wrong. It's a great motor. I love all that. But it's getting tougher to just find something original now. I totally agree with what you're saying. Numbers, while not numbers wise, but like 10 years ago and stuff like that. But man, I'm not kidding. You try to find an original car these days. I've got a 64 Corvette, same thing, all original. You can't buy them. You can't buy them because everybody that bought them 10 years ago on the original car money, they're not getting what they wanted. So they're kind of sick. And that's what I'm running into. Oh, LS1, LS1. Well, nowadays LS2 LS3, LS4. There's so many different ones now. It's like so yo, the LS words kind of getting tired too. That's true. LT4 is the money shot. LT4. So what we're talking about guys are engine swaps. Basically Corvette engines that are big power cool injected engines that are put in older cars. And LS1 was the first gen, then the 2, the 3 is really good when the 7's really good. But then the LT4 is a supercharged Z06 engine also found in the Cadillac CTSV. Also count found in the Cadillac Escalade V. And that is the money shop. But to go get a LT4 like a fresh crate built installed all the way harness gauges, that works. It's 50 effing,000 effing dollars. Yeah, to do it. A great one. And then you've got the lsa, which is the one that was in that first region of the ZL1, and those two factory supercharged engines. When I see LT4 LSA, I stop and I pay attention and I pay up. Yes, sir, the 100 grand stuff, that's the. Remember that Impala? I don't know if y' all saw on the screens in here a minute ago that, that red Impala, minute ago that was a $220,000 car. 220,000. But it had a LT4 in it, a 59 Impala. So anyway, cool. I've got, I've got your number. I'm gonna go, go to givemetheven.com and load up some pictures. Let's, let's start working on it. If I can't buy this one, I might be able to buy one of the other ones. All right, what do I do, buddy? I go, no, no, no, no, no, no. GiveMeThe Vin.com is the name of the company. Give me the VIN. Okay, GiveMeThe Vin.com and just go there and load up the pictures and, and right in. Write in the descriptions and like if you've got a picture of build sheets or something, just take a picture and load that picture and it'll save everybody a bunch of time. We'll get to working on it. Thank you, Clay in Florida. My name is John Clay Wolf. Buy cars on the radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin dot com. Yo, we're back to the John Clay Wolf show taking over your radio every Saturday morning. Hit him up 800, 800 radio. Check out the fastest growing podcast at JC. Thanks for making us number one. You can't understand. How can I be a killer, man? Good morning everybody. People already showing up. Hey everybody. I was supposed to be doors at 9, but I guess it beers. It's this early? Yeah. Gigam. Giga my ass. Is it is a playing today? Yeah, they play tonight. Who are they playing? University of Texas, San Antonio. Oh, that's gonna be a close. Oh, it's gonna be real close. I wonder what the nil money is versus those two rosters. Not even close. What did like, does University of San Antonio even have nil money? I mean, I guess they, they have. They. If they have any donors, I guess. Well, I mean, are they paying anybody? I mean these small schools is. I'm sure they do. Is s back juco paying players? I don't know. They do. Just a matter here. Dude. We'll give you a used pair of shoes. Yeah, you're looking at a ratio of like three to 19, I think. Got some BFG all terrains. They've only got 10,000 miles on them. Came off four wheel drive. They'll fit on yours. Their cars are a little bit different at University of San Antonio than an A M. Is that what you're saying? No. San Antonio is going to be lowered. They'd be giving away dubs. Yeah, tattoos. We'll give you free tattoos to people who come play at University of San Antonio. So A M's trucks probably, you know, Denali, stuff like that. And then San Antonio, you're thinking just any type of like a Nissan Altima. Yeah, Ultima, things of that nature. What's going on in Florida? We got Florida news. Florida news. Florida news likes weird stuff. And now from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D. well, you know, everybody's got ring cameras now. Bobo, you get the ring camera. You see your kitty cat walking by your front door on Florida man and his wife saw a burglar chasing out their home in the middle of the night. Home security cameras. Yeah, he was actually trying to break into some cars. You've seen these guys going car to car? Oh, yeah. So Kylie, Mivette snuck outside, managed to apprehend answer this suspect while his wife called the cops. And he did it all with the help of a very special secret weapon. Holy PJs. Batman cut number eight. She checked it and she woke me up. She's like, hey, someone's rummaging through your truck. So I called him, I said, hey, your garage is open. And my truck was just broken into. So I'm going to sit outside until you guys secure your garage without the person seeing me. And I grabbed a hold of their shirt and their right wrist. I said, listen, don't try to get away. I have plenty of experience with this. I'm really glad I had my Batman pajamas on because that gave me the extra confidence that I needed. Can you imagine? Go outside your PJs in your Batman PJs. Call. A woman was arrested last week. She pulled a gun on a guy. So what did this guy do? Did he threaten her? Did he assault somebody? No, this guy's dog took a poop on her lawn, so she pulled out a gun. Only in Florida, Jennifer Evans is accused of assaulting an officer also, by the way, while she was being arrested. You think alcohol might have been involved? Here's some of the neighbors talking about what actually happened. Cut to number nine. He was coming down the road and it was all types of police over here. It ain't never nothing like that going around here. You could tell that he was shook up. It's very Sherry. I mean, I would have been feared for my life. I would say when you're homeless, you're not carrying around bags. You know, you might be carrying your clothing bag, but not a bag to clean up poop. You know, I don't think it would have hurt this lady's yard for a bit of poop to be there. So it was a homeless guy's dog who took a poop on her lawn. You can get shot for that. What about if a homeless guy poops on your lawn? Yes, absolutely. Oh, that's in Austin. Then you pull a gun. Good morning, Austin. It reminds me of a great scene in you, Myself and Irene where Jim Carrey's character is kind of like schizophrenic and his neighbor's dog has been taking his newspaper and crapping on the lawn. And he wakes up one morning and Jim Carrey's out on the lawn, squatted down, doing his thing. Have you ever seen those. Those plastic bags, like a newspaper bag you put over your hand and pick up the poop and pull it off? Yeah. Man, that's nasty, isn't it? You've never picked up dog poop? No. You might. You might be rich if you've never picked up dog poop. That's a sign right there. Or you might live in the country. Oh, you just don't pick it up. Right? Yeah, I got you. That's why you live in the country. And you get to pee outside, too. You get two perks. Your car stays dirty, but you don't have to pick up dog poop and you can pee outside. Well, what about your. Your house in the city? I don't have a dog. Ah, you did for a while. Well, yeah, we know what happened there. Other people pick up. I mean, you have family, kids. That's what kids are for. That's what kids are for. Absolutely. I mean, dad gets the big piece of chicken. Yes, sir. And dad doesn't have to pick up the dog dung. Do you have a dog, Turley? Yes. And when the kids away at college, guess who gets to take care of the dog? The wife. Well. And the dad gets to clean up the poop. It's time to put your foot down in that household. I'm not gonna tell her to go clean up the poop. You think that's gonna go over well with the wife? Yeah, I mean, some things sometimes. Sometimes just gotta establish hand. Yeah, there's a great video. I'm gonna pass on that one. Don't listen to the word of that Turley. It really is a marathon, not a race. Yeah, this is no time to screw anything up. You're too damn old. I. We're 26 years in. We're good. We're not gonna screw up. You don't need life advice for me at the house. Yeah, we're good. Yeah, you're chat chat. GTP lady doesn't like you. No. Go figure. Here's how we going to do things now on. We going to be married for a while. I'm going to buy the cars, you pick up the poop. That'll go for. That's great. When that cat poops in the house. First of all, that cat shouldn't be in the house, first of all. Second of all, we never should have bought a cat. No, we definitely should have kept a stray cat. Right. And then third of all, if the cat's gonna crap in the house and I gotta pick it up, Cat's leaving. Yeah, that's not gonna kill it. No, just not gonna kick it. Allow it to go. Take it down the street and drop it off about 10 miles away. Somebody else can enjoy the cat. Dude, I. I don't know if I can show you this. This is how we picked up this cat. Oh, boy. In a. It was a kitten. It was an alley cat. Right. And I will show the listeners. First, where's my camera? I don't know that one. So this is. It's the cat's first birthday. And this is the outfit for the cat. Oh, no, dude, this. This needs to be got under control. This is out of, out of hand. Right this. When did you. Wait a minute. Tell you it happened? I didn't. Well, I re. I found out about the outfit last night. How much was that outfit? I don't know. I don't ask those kind of questions. It doesn't matter. It's wrong. Well, no wonder she craps in the house. She thinks she's Madonna. You're treating her like a diva. You're treating her like a diva. That cat. Yeah, but. Yeah, then it's a nice white carpet there. Yeah, it poops on it. I bet it does. That's a problem with me. I don't think the cat has deserved the outfit. That's. That's sad and embarrassing. You can see it on the stream@jcwshow.com. i mean, it's. It looks like a ballerina or a fairy tinker. And you know what the cat does? It bites people and it makes them bleed. If you pick up the cat and you start petting a very pretty cat and you pet, it'll just bite you. Aren't cats weird that way? But it's so pretty, everybody's like, okay with it. Yeah. And this is what's wrong with our society as a whole. The pretty girls get to pull that kind of crap. Yeah, that cat wasn't that pretty. That cat would be 60 yards in the air getting, you know, fourth and long. Yeah. Not the worst thing. You should do that. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Jason in Mississippi. Good morning. What you got? Hey, John, how you doing? Good. I just want. I just wanted to call and tell you how good of an experience I had with. Give me the vin.com selling a truck. Oh, good. What we buy? You bought a 2018 Silverado LTZ3500HD. How many. How many miles? 74,000. What do we pay for it? 42,000. Damn. You got over. I mean, I'd be calling in too, saying things. Oh, that truck. That truck's in. That truck's in mint condition. You got brand new Michelin tires, new brakes, two new batteries. I mean, it's. Rich people. Rich people buy Michelin tires. And as dumb as this sound, if you've got a truck with Michelin tires and I've trained, my buyer says, yeah, then perk up because everything's going to be a little bit better. They kept it detailed, they kept the oil changed. When it got a scratch, they fixed it. Michelin tires are so expensive that if it's got Michelin tires on it, then it's got everything else right? Jason, is that a fair statement? There you go. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, I've. I always took it to the dealer to get it serviced and, you know, kept up on everything. So it's really. You're really getting a good deal, I think. Thank you. I appreciate the phone call. You. You also. You gave me $500 more than Carvana. Good. Those guys are queer. No. Do you remember Fast Times at Ridgemont High? Yep. Those guys are fat. I can't say no. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Speech impediment. Terence, what you got? Oh, boy. Yeah. Got a news update. Well, there's something about the President. He's on a peace tree. One of the peace trees. Also, I met up with the young person, Bonser girl. Jazz, man. She likes to call jazz. Get that. Thank you, Terrence. Speech impedimentary. Travis, are you the dude that was hiking through the Appalachians last week and you're still doing it? Yeah, I'm going to South. I'm at the end of Jersey today. I'll be crossing the Delaware and the Pennsylvania later today. When you get to Mississippi, make sure you wrap that rascal, because they've got an STD breakout lately. I don't know if you know that. I don't think I'll be in. Okay. Well, how many miles has he done? Hey, how many miles have you walked? Forest Gump? Let me see here. 890. God Almighty. How long have you been doing it? Since June 21st. Since I last talked to you. I did, like, a hundred. You've walked 100 miles in the past week? Yeah. So are you mad at something? Did somebody die? Are you having a moment in midlife? Was there some. Something that inspired this walkathon across the world, across the country? A lot of things, definitely, that. I've always been fascinated with the Appalachians, and I've never been to these 14 states. Okay. And I've always really loved the fall. And so if you're going south and you like to fall, it's the best way to enjoy it. It's finally turning. It finally starts fall here. I quit my job to do this. Turned 28 back in August and just figured, like, it was a new chapter of my life, so might as well. He was born in the summer of his 27th year. Going home to a place he's never been before. Wow. Name that song, Travis. Rocky Mountain High. John Denver. Get it straight, Travis. Keep walking. Keep studying. You'll be better. Get better, Travis. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4, 800, 800 radio. Perfect song for the time job. Nice performance. Yeah, very, very good job. Do we have time to do anything? You got about a minute? Yeah, we have a minute. Let's see here. This is a fun flashback. From time to time we do flashbacks. This is a clip from a great example of just being cool. John Carson. Oh, I love this. You like this one. I know you do. John Carlson, he was a serial small time criminal who shot to fame in 2009. The news clip. He was arrested for trying to buy a Chinese lunch in Brisbane with a stolen credit card. And he's just chill as hell. Guy number 10. Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest. This is real. Have a look at the headlock here. See that chap over there? Get your hand off my penis. For what reason? What is the charge? Eating a meal. A succulent Chinese meal. Oh, that's a good. Nice headlocks up. Yes, I see that. You know your judo well now. Get your hand. Get your hands off. He's got like 12 guys on him and none of them are moving him in there. She's like, you handle your judo well, sir. It sounds like a character. That's what it sounds like. That's why it sounds like a clip out of a movie. That's why he was a character. He's been in and out of incarceration since the age of like 8. They said. No, not really. And he. He actually died earlier this year. But he got famous for that little speech, right? Okay, you want to throw us out? I'll tell you what. We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. We are live from the Gas Monkey Ice House doing it up on a Saturday game day. Saturday. Yeah. I got Longhorns, Buckeyes coming up later in the day and we are enjoying that. Oh, oh. What? Look at all the football. We'll be back with more John Clay Wolf show right after this. Heading into twilight spreading out her wings. Tonight she got you jumping off the deck Shoving in the overdrive. From the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show presented by. Give me the vid.com now. John Clay Wolf a mine down. Morning everybody. Better than Ezra. It is good. It is football. It is that time. Today is the college kickoff. Last night was Friday night light start. That was interesting. Yes. Oh, your kiddo. Did he play his the first game? Yes, you know. God, don't get me going. Oh, no. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Is this the disgruntled dad? No. Okay. No, no, it's a disgruntled sophomore that is on varsity as a quarterback, and he wants to be starting. And you know, the senior is going to get the time. It's just the way it works. He'll outshine. Okay. First game of the year. Right, Right. Did they win? They won huge. Okay. So it's going to take a second. Well, here's the problem. And I've told him this. I said, the team is so good, it's so stacked. You got Ladanian Tomlinson, you got Felix Jones. That's good. Coaches. And they went around and they've got scholarship money, and they went around and they recruited these star kids with their star power. Yo. So they put it is the blackest private school football team I've ever seen in my life. Okay? And I don't mean that in a racially charged. I'm talking like this looks like a college team. Statistically, you say that it's serious. These. These boys are serious. The coaches, they've got talent. Ladanian Tomlinson, they're going to kill these kids. And they're in the sbc, that's a private school league, right? And that's. It's not Tier one, so they must. And they should be in Tier one. Right? But they just got this team stacked this year, so. So I'm like, they don't need him to win, right? I said, if they needed you to win, it would be different. But you're a sophomore. The senior's gonna play. The senior's good. Don't get me wrong. I'm not putting anybody down. Nolan's got a better army. The senior knows the place better. The seniors more solid. He's more all around again. He's a sophomore. A sophomore on varsity? Yeah. What would you have if you were a sophomore on varsity? Would you not just be excited as hell? Oh, yeah. I mean, I would have been. Oh, my God. So anyway, they said they were going to put him in every third play, every third series. And the first series happened. The third series happened in the first quarter, and he got sacked twice, and they popped him, pulled him out. It happens, you know, And I've told him. I was like. I was like, you scrambling is your weakest link. You're so great at all these things. That's what you got to get better at. And, you know, he got sacked twice, they popped him out, Then they put him back in the fourth quarter and they ran him and he made touchdowns, you know, 30 yarder. Throw. No. Or ran. Run. Okay. He's good. The kid's Good. He's gonna have a great career. But he's a soft. He's sophomore at the speed of the game, is a lot faster on varsity. And so that's for him, getting sacked is probably the speed of the game. Right. So he's got to get used to that. And the only way he's going to get used to that is reps. And if practice. They're not playing live kill. No, no, they don't. They don't. They just don't. And they go. They practice in shorts all the time. Yeah. And he's so used to seven. Seven with no pressure. So he's a seven and seven all star, right? Yeah. And it's just different. Yeah. So the good thing is if they're that good. Yep. They'll be up so big that he'll get enough playing time and he'll get used to it. So just tell. Yeah. I imagine he's the one that's more disappointed than anything else. Oh, it's all him. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. So he just gotta let him know, relax, man. And then next year, in the next year, you'll be the quarterback. Yeah. Just relax. Yes. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Brady. I remember being there, dude. I remember sitting there as a sophomore. Just. I mean, you're dying to get in. Be Tom Brady. Don't be Baker Mayfield. That's what I tell him. Baker Mayfield's a jerk. Tom Brady, you know, his whole thing. Every snap. Be thankful for every snap you get. Yes. Oh, yeah, for sure. Because you will miss it once it's gone. Right? That's the biggest thing you'll realize, those games, actually, it's. It's just. It's just. It's always frustrating for me. It's exciting. But it just brings back these Russian memories. It's like, oh, my God, what a mess. I mean, you remember it all. I'll never forget when we were playing Burleson High School and it was a one touchdown game. There was a kickoff at the end. Our guy ran it back, and I'm a hitter, right? And I. And I took a guy out on the. On the kickoff return that was away from the play. You ear holed him, didn't you? Not ear hold him. Just laid him the F out. And they called the damn playback. They called our touchdown. And so who lost the game? For our team game? I did. Yeah. That was a long bus ride home, but it was. And guess who didn't play the next two weeks? Me. Yeah, you Know, but it's a good life lesson. Now, what is a life lesson? If you're gonna hit a kid when he's just standing there, just go ahead and kill him. Yeah, no, I don't think that's the life. Don't hit the kid. Well, I mean, I know. Hey, what's the rule in football? One thing I did watch last night that was interesting is two. Two plays. Kid goes up on the opposing team to catch the ball, and our guy laid him the F out in the air and he hung onto the ball, which was incredible. But he wasn't a defenseless receiver. But he was kind of a defenseless receiver. Is there a. Is there a level of contact that you're not allowed to do? I mean, it was one of those, oh, my God, I hope he gets up kind of deals. And the kid. The kid brought the ball down. It was just full speed is what it was. Remember Quentin Coriot, a. M. TCU 20 years ago when he broke that kid's jaw? I don't remember. On the crossover. I do. So it depends on. So if they're defenseless, okay, you got to hit them, you got to tackle them, but you can't come in right. We're coming in hot. Coming in hot above. If you're above the waist, coming in hot like that, then. Is that what he did? I don't know. It was too far away to see exactly where he hit him, but, man, it was like, whoa. Twice. He just tackled him hard. JD's loving this sports talk, by the way. Are y' all talking? It's football time. And what's gonna happen here at the Gas. Gas Monkey Ice House? It's football day, dude. Yes. We've got game day on. We're up here. Come up right now. People are already here. We're at the Gas Monkey Ice House in Dallas. Bring your cars. I'm gonna buy cars after the show also, but yeah. The Texas Ohio game kicks off at 11:11, and it is an early start game. If you ever needed an excuse to get an early start from your old lady, today is the day. Come. If you're in Dallas, come up here and join us right now at the Gas Monkey Ice House. We got some cars showing up, too. Really, really, really sharp. Hey, you know what? If you're going to be in football, you want to be a big deal, especially to your kids. You'd think that winning the, you know, the Heisman Trophy would be like a major credit for your name, right? Oh, yeah. Well, actually, former Cardinals quarterback, what's his name? Matt. Matt Leiner. Leonard found out exactly what a big deal he wasn't when his kid accidentally asked Alexa about his daddy. And here's what Alexa had to say. Cut number four. Alexa, who's Matt Leinert? Matt Leinart was a Heisman Trophy winning quarterback at USC and the top 10 NFL draft pick. But his pro career didn't amount to months. But his career didn't amount to much. That's about right. Thanks, Alexa. David in Forney, Texas. 07 GT 500. What color? Black, silver strips with a 40th anniversary package. Okay, 25 grand with 40,000 miles. Oh, my God. It says you're putting it on the market for a hundred thousand. Yeah, well, listen, this thing's been garage checked. It's in perfect condition. And it's. What? I can't. I can't find one online that's worth that. That's even available. Okay, but that doesn't make yours worth a hundred thousand. So you think the fourth anniversary. Oh, and it's a convertible, too. Yes. Which is worth less than a hard top man. You and I have a very large difference of opinion on this one. I mean, like, for short. Yeah, if I don't want to hurt anybody's feelings. But my advice to you is, get your thinking down. You don't have to get it down to my level, because I trade the cash market. But if you put it out there for 100 grand, I mean, what are you expecting somebody to offer you on a 40,000 mile GT500? I was hoping to get 60, to be honest with you. Okay, well, I wouldn't start at 100. I'd start at 65. And then a year from now, when you still got it, I'll still give you 25, 26. But I. We're never gonna get together. You're. You're one of those guys. And. And that's okay. Did you ever live in the state of Oklahoma for any amount of time? Did you take us? My whole life. Okay. Because Oklahomans are bad about doing what you're doing right now. But as far as being unrealistic. Yeah, you'll. You'll. It's just the little anniversary packages on these cars is not that big of a deal. It's just not on mass produced cars. And unfortunately, that is a mass produced car. So it's a 07 GT500. It's a Mustang. Right. It's not a Super Snake. It's not a King of the Road. It's just a GT500, right? Yes. Okay. Well, if you'd like to come buy cars for the money, next time you go to buy one, you can come to our lane, get a dealer friend, come to the Mannheim Dallas auto auction and you can buy that car from us for 25 to 26. Maybe 27, but probably 25. Eight is what I think it would bring and I'll sell it. Save yourself a lot of time of having to go through a hard asses. All right, thank you, sir. We need him in the lane because he's going to pay a lot more for it. Apparently nobody to wants won't pay it. You don't think so? No, no, no, no. These people think that car dealers make all this money, right? Well, I got this some I'm gonna make 30,000 on. No, you're not. It's not possible. No, I mean anything's possible. Yeah, okay, but I mean this. I bought this Trans Am, this resto mod bandit car out front that I parked in front of gas monkey today. Oh. And I called the guy and he made 10,000 on me. It is possible. Damn good. But he bought it, right? He bought it, Right. And then he made it better. He bought it for 20,000 less than what I paid and he spent 10 making it. Great. Yeah. And he made 10,000. I mean when I heard that he made 10,000 on me, was I happy? No, not at all. But. But, But I understood. You know the guy bought it, right? Yeah. He worked hard, he traveled, he watched Facebook, Marketplace. He popped a car, he made it better. He made 10,000. It's like your ex girlfriend got new boots. You don't want to hear it, but you'd like to see them? Yeah. You would like to. We'll be back in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf. We buy cars and radio for America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com hit them up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay one. This is an interesting one up in the D.C. area. Anton, good morning. Anton, you there? Hey. You've got a 23 Fisker Ocean with 5, 000 miles. It says you owe 19 grand on it. You had an offer. Okay, just let me talk. I'm just looking to get out of the payments. I understand, but you're not going to. You have to write a check to get out of this thing. The reason this car is interesting is they bankrupted the company and they had a lot of Surplus units. And actually we bought a lot of surplus units from them back, you know, about eight months ago when they were brand new cars. So you had an offer from another competitor. Give me the VINs for 13 grand a while back. You owe 19 grand on it. There's. I think that it's worth less now than it was when you got the 13 grand offer. But let me ask you a question. It is a all wheel drive or two wheel drive? All wheel. In which version? There was an extreme. A one and an ultra as the one. Okay. And it has 5,000 miles on it. Correct. And there's no service left. There's no warranty left because they bankrupted the company. Yes. I've had the past coupler service and recalls done out of pocket. Right. I'll give. I'll give. What will I give for that car? You know what? I'll. I'll just. Just for S's and giggles, I'll give it. I'll give a 14,000. I'd like to try one. I might lose on it, but I'd like to try one. But you're going to have to write a $5,000 check to get the. The payoff covered. If your payoff's 19, I'll take you off on this. I'll have to discuss this with my wife. Is there like a code or something? Yeah. Where's. Where's the wife? Let's get her on the phone. That's always fun. Oh, yeah, I get a wife right now on the phone. I got her in the car. Hey, wife. Let's talk about it. I mean, I think should. Should you make him sell some of his toys to cover the five grand? Podbean, your message amplified. Ready to share your message with the world? Start your podcast journey with Podbean. Podbean, the AI powered all in one podcast platform. Thousands of businesses and enterprises trust Podbean to launch their podcasts. Use Podbean to record your podcast. Use PodBean AI to optimize your podcast. Use PodBean AI to turn your blog into a podcast. Use Podbean to distribute your podcast everywhere. Launch your podcast on Podbean today. He wants the car gone. I like the car, but he wants it gone because it's a problematic car. Oh, so it's a. His problem. Can wife hear us? I mean, is she with us right now? Okay. You know, when he bought this car, were you telling him not to do it? Yes. Not trying to bring up, you know, and he went. Anton went against your good advice. Like many Anton's do We actually drove eight hours away to get this car. He had to have it. And you told him, don't do it. Don't do it, Anton. Don't do it. Did you remind him of other things in the past? Did you remind him of other things in the past that you've told him not to do that were bad ideas is. Well, no, I'm not like that. I'd like to hear some of those things. I think we should beat on him a little bit. What about the dog? He actually, he. He's got a good head on his shoulders. But I did not like this car. It. He had to have. It has the white interior. Had to have it. And we drove eight hours away to get it. Anton. Hate to be a ball buster, but she was right. Anyway, we'll give 14 grand if you want to sell it. That bids good for five minutes. No, the more I'm listening to the wife now. She's starting to talk me out of it. But Yeah, I said 14. I'll give the 14. Go to give me the givemetheven.com if you want to sell it. Thank you, sir. Real quick. James in San Antonio, Texas, and 11 Tahoe base with 162 wheel drives, probably five grand. Okay, thank you. Go to givemetheven.com we'll be right back. Broadcasting on air online anywhere you are with a smartphone and an Internet connection. Check out the podcast jcwshow.com or john claywolf.com Ford was the Richard what? Okay, I'm filming. Okay. On my to do list. I need you to film for John Clay Wolf's birthday this week. John who? John Clay Wolf. Oh, yeah. The. The car guru dude. Yo. We're back to the John Clay Wolf show taking over your radio every Saturday morning. What are we supposed to say? Or just admin? Just make it up. All right. Happy birthday. Hit him up 800, 800 radio. Yeah. Hey, what's up, John Clay. Very cool to get to meet you. Do some business over the last couple of years. Happy birthday. I hope you have a good one, man. You have some fun out there. And well, I guess you got this. Here's your birthday message. But I didn't see no birthday invite for me. The John Clay Wolf Show. I didn't have a party, by the way. Good morning, everybody. I forgot it's my birthday party. Yes, it's my birthday party. Come down here today. Gas Monkey, Ice House. We're live in Dallas, Texas. You know, we want to do car shows and gatherings here, but we can. Can't really do them because the landlords here worry that the crazy people will do the takeovers and do the burnouts and cause all the problems. Sure. And ironically, there's a lady here today that on your shirt, it says the Anti Takeover Club. Right. So is that what y' all are about? I don't even know anything. I just brought you up here cold. Oh, yeah, absolutely. So we actually go to some events that are hosted by Monday Night Madness events. And they run the Anti Takeover Club. So what they do is they go to private property with permission. They have barriers up so people can still do their burnouts in a safe, controlled environment. And they're all about trying to make the car scene better to avoid kind of the connotation that's made with, like, burnouts and takeovers. Right. I got a guy here with us that's done a few burnouts. His name's Richard Rollins. He actually made a TV show out of burnouts. And everybody probably laughed when you pitched it. And it wound up taking off fast and loud. Richard, good morning. How are you, sir? I'm good. It's a little early. You know, I know you do this for decades now, but I don't get up on Saturday. So what. What's your take on this takeover thing? And. And how. How do they. How do you get the car community to. What she just described is exactly. You know, the best start is. Is. Is have planned events in a. In a. In a safe environment where people aren't going to get hurt and whatever. If somebody wants to get out there and burn up their tires and hit the barriers and wreck their car and all that kind of stuff, that's. That's their choice. But you can't do it in the middle of an intersection here in Plano or Colony or Dallas. Right. And these people are. Are absolutely stupid. And I'll tell you, number one, you know, they're doing it for clickbait, they're doing it for street cred or whatever. And what they do is they look like, like morons, and they end up hurting people. You've seen it where they run into the crowd on accident or they hit more cars. But in here in the Colony, what I'm trying to work on is to get the city to pass the law that if you do that, you lose your car. I mean, not like for a little while, or you get a little fine, your car is gone, period. And anybody that would say, oh, that's B.S. you know, I'm not going to that show because they won't Let us do burnouts. Well, I don't want you here anyways. Well, if you're using it like a gun, you're going to lose your gun. Correct? Yeah. And so. And I think they should. You know, the entire country of Australia has passed that law. Really? Burnouts and donuts and all that stupid stuff. If you're doing it on a public road and public thoroughfares, you lose your car. It is gone. There's a burnout club in, out by Walnut Springs, and it's in Glen Rose. And they bought about 10 acres and they put up a. A skid pad. And they have these huge events. In the first hour of their first event, there was a death, but the people, what else is wild? Inside the skid pad, inside the barriers, all these kids are standing there filming, and they get run over. They just get run over. They roll up there and try to get as close to the car as they can. And I guess that makes them think they're being tough. And it's like, you know, you don't stand in the middle of a drag stand. You don't stand in the middle of a shooting range. Exactly. I keep using the gun analogy, but that's really what I mean. A hellcat, whatever Challenger doing, you know, 7,000 rpm spinning like that is a loaded gun. It is up dog. And the guys that are stealing the cars, I mean, you know, we handle a lot of cars, and we've never had a car stolen as much as anything with a hellcat at. No, they. They steal them quite often. I've had mine stolen. Have you really? Yeah. Where? It was stolen out of an apartment building when I lived downtown in a high rise. Oh, yeah. Way back in the. When they came out, it was like 14, 15. I don't know. Was it Dodge's car? Was it yours? It was my car. Oh, yeah. We finally found it, and I put a reward out there, and some repo guy called me and goes, I'm looking at your car. I'm looking at the VIN number. What's. What's the reward? And I said, you know, a thousand bucks. He goes, all right. And I went there with my extra key fob because I still had the key and started it up, pulled it on the trailer and took it home. But they're stealing a lot of these cars also. And like ZL1 Camaros are one of the most stolen cars because they're whopping. They're stealing the parts out of them. Exactly. It's the best car to steal because they're the engine swaps into the rest of us. Correct. Same thing with the E. Did you see that they stole two ZR1 Corvettes right out of the factory? Yes, yes, yes. How do you get it out of a factory? They were just out there for delivery and they were finished. So I'll take this one. So are you like really into it or you just wearing the shirt? We really support it because we're a mopar family. Me, my husband, my roommate. We all have challengers and they do get stolen quite a bit. We have anti theft, we keep them in the garages, wheel locks, seat belt locks. And there's people in our car clubs that same thing have had their hellcats stolen, broken into. So what we don't want is for people to steal our cars just to go take them to a takeover in the middle of an intersection and then ram it into a street light. So I think the best thing to do would be put a rattlesnake in the car and then leave it out for them to steal. I think that might work. Also, my roommate is a standard, so that's at least an extra step. Not a lot of standard. Can you drive a stick? No. The young kids aren't stealing standards. That's a theft device now. Oh, it's true. This, this Trans Am that I just bought, it's a five speed, it's a 79 trans AM with the LS in it. And the truck driver, of course, he's Ukrainian, he speaks not a lick of English and he doesn't know how to drive a stick. So he smoked the clutch putting it on the truck. We had to put a clutch in it. You did? Yeah. Wow. I mean it's just ridiculous, these truck drivers. And there's a lot of truck drivers getting sent off. Well, a lot of times they'll call and say, well, hey, it's. The transmission's messed up, it won't move. Won't move. We're like, hey, there's another pedal there. Right? Push that down, put it in first gear. They have no idea. And how, how can they be a transporter then? You can't be an automobile transporter if you don't know how to drive a stick. And if you're a company owner that works for hire and you hire guys that can't drive sticks, shame on you. And get ready to pay damage bills because I'm sending a bill. I, I owed him $1,200 for the transport and they owe me another, you know, about another 800 for what I had to spend on this car and he hit the headers and it's got an exhaust leak. It's just. It's just ridiculous. So anyway, why don't you know how to drive a stick if you're a car girl? We got to fix that today. I know. I tried to learn when I was younger, but don't try to learn in a Hellcat. It wasn't a Hellcat. I had a. My second car was a 2002 Audi TT and tried to learn in that one. And after I sold it trying to get out of first for the third time, my stepdad started yelling at me, so my mom started yelling at him, and that was the end of the day there. Braden, I think we've got the video man here. Would you be willing to take a stick shift driving lesson today? Yeah, because I think. I think we need to my help. Like how you want to help the youth. You're gonna do this? You're gonna actually have the patience to do this? I might. I don't know. I couldn't do it. It might not be me. I might get someone else to do it. But I think that we need to start with her today. She's a car girl. She's into this. She doesn't know how to drive. We got to teach kids how to make manuals great again. I think John's buying another clutch. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Can I have like a liability waiver? 800, 800 radio. We're at the Gas Monkey Ice House. It is football Saturday. It is a big deal. Kickoff on the UT game is at 11 o'. Clock. So it's in, in pretty, pretty soon. You guys come down here, bring your cars. We're not doing burnouts in the parking lot, but definitely bring your cars down to Gas Monkey Ice House in Dallas. And after I get done and what, why we're on the original. Go out and try to buy some cars if you want to sell some. And I'll go look at them and try to buy some afterwards, too. But we have an early crowd. This is nice. Yeah. It's 9:30 in the morning. Who's had a first beer already? Hey, everybody. We got one person with a beer already. Yes. It's fixing to be 2. 2. Yes. I told everybody the first 10 beers are on Richard. I don't know if we've already burned those up or not, but that's fine with me. Put them on his. You can't buy anybody a beer. You can't pay for their beer, but you can put one on your tab. Correct. Yeah. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars and radio for America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com Here come the J. 1, 2, 3. It's all part of my fantasy. I love the music and I love to see the crowd dancing in my eyes and singing out loud. This is the John Clay Wolf show from coast to coast. The number one weekend morning show in America. Heard in Miami, Washington D.C. pittsburgh, Charlotte, Orlando, Cincinnati, Houston, Dallas, Nashville, New Orleans, Oklahoma City, Austin, and broadcasting to the rest of the world@john claywolf.com or jcwshow.com hey. The largest radio show and fastest growing podcast, the John Clay Wolf Show. It kind of freaks me out when I hear all those cities, whereas I forget that we're all over the country. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because when we're doing this, I think we're like here doing it with this crowd and little local deal in this country. We are, but we, that's we call it broadcasting. Right. And they get us all over the place. I'm not trying to be facetious though, Charlie, but you know, Orlando, Denver, Vegas, later on, you know, Right. That's what we do. We bring our special joy to the whole damn country. Joy, joy, joy, joy. Good morning California will join here in about 30 minutes and. Yeah, etc. Etc. What are we doing? It's time to do mail from jail. Yeah. Oh boy. We got Johnny Peter's favorite segment. We do actually have Johnny Cash here at the Gas Monkey Ice House. We do. No way. Just saw him out. So come out here and see him live, Johnny, right now. Cash live at the Gas Monkey Ice House. Yes we do. Here he is. Step up to the mic, Johnny Cash. Bring your car over and I'll buy it for good. Oh, wow. Pretty weak. Pretty cheesy. Pretty cheesy. Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. John, this week's mail from jail entry reads, hey jcw. I've been a long time listener but I'm new to prison. Imagine my surprise when I heard you on one of the other prisoners radios. My first weekend here. So I was finally able to get some paper and stamps. So I wanted to write you and tell you I'm a fan and I'm glad I can still tune in even when I'm in here. I'm not sure what all I should reveal about my case. I don't even know who all is going to be able to read this before it gets to you. Let's just say I'm going to be in here for a little while. It's more boring than scary in here, but I do feel like I have to watch my back. One of the other inmates tried to take my cookies off of my lunch tray the first week I was in here. I knew I was gonna have to fight, but not over something as petty as cookies, do you think? Anyway, I've been able to make some friends, but the cookie snatcher is still giving me bad vibes. I'm asking around about best ways and tools to protect yourself. So if you don't hear from me again soon, I'll probably be dead or over in sick. Either way, I'm taking my cookies with. With me, by God. And I've included my lawyer's info in case there's any way you can help me get out of here. Oh, here we go. Because I know you're powerful, I'll be listening. Your friend, Michael Strauss, Tarrant County Correction center in Fort Worth, Texas. Friends, if you've got mail from jail, just send it on down the line to us here at P.O. box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. 761-4780, 800-7234. 800, 800 radio. Thank you, Johnny Cash. Wait, what is this here? Hot Wheels. Why do we have Hot Wheels sitting up here? Yeah, I mean, this is. Well, that's the. That's the Hot Wheel. Oh, what? Gas Monkey. We're at Gas Mickey Ice House, and they sell these here for 10 bucks and $10 for a hot Wheel. Richard built this car, and then they made a Hot Wheel out of it. That's pretty cool. That's so. It's a collector. I walked over and stole one. Oh, you mean you haven't paid for it yet? I'm not gonna pay for it either. He's drunk. It's his birthday. It's his birthday. It's my birthday. Oh, okay. So that's what you're gonna say. It's your birthday. I didn't think about that until you just brought it up. But that's. That's how. That's how. That's how we're gonna get out of this. What is that? It's a. It's a C3 vet Restoma deal they did on Fast and Loud. Actually, theirs was gold. I guess they're changing the colors of them. But anyway, I like Hot Wheels, man. I was always in the Hot Wheels. It's so weird that. I mean, that it's still there in my brain. I used to take a. I had a big collection of Hot Wheels and lay them all out in my room and. And had the little garage and did all that crap and I'm 53 years old and what am I doing now? We have a guy that exact same. Not, not that, but in real life. Oh, oh, yeah, that's true. That's really what I'm doing. Yeah, it's like, you know, once you're gay, you're always gay. We have a guy that works at Give me the vin who has thousands and of thousands and thousands. He collects them. Who sells them? Chris Pearson. I'd like to see them. Thousands. I mean, seriously. Yeah, I'm not into much, but I like that he's into a lot of them. He buys them and sells them. He has thousands. Oh, and they, the, the unique ones bring a lot of money. There's some that are twenty and thirty and forty thousand dollars. What? Yes. Oh, come on. Yes. Hot Wheel. Yeah, that's not me. I'm not that stupid. Yeah, I wish I had mine still. I mean, I. Yeah, it was the same way. I would used to play with them all the time. I would go outside, make a little track and all that kind of stuff. Where the hell did all that stuff go? Cuz we all had minimum 50 Hot Wheels car. Yeah, yeah. You know, and runs a track. The garage with the lift up. Yep. You know where the hell did all that? It's Malnut springs, Texas. A W6 ranch is sold that stuff out from under me. I'll bet I've got a real life version of it now. And that's why when we're set, when we're doing our classic and collector auctions, Maxine always comes in and starts busting in my balls about the cars I have at the ranch. Well, aren't these going to the auction? Aren't these going to the auction? Like, will you just leave these alone? These are my toys. I'll sell these when I'm ready. I do turn them. I do turn them, but can you just let me have a little bit to keep? I mean, right now we're low and that's fine. She's like wanting to take the rest of them and take them to the auction. I'm like, hang on. It's like, this is a lot of money sitting here. I know, but. But these cars don't depreciate unlike every other thing, right? I mean, the cars that we're handling are melting ice cubes. They depreciate like bananas. But these old cars, if you buy the right ones, they can go up so it makes you money to hold them. So that's how I rationalize it. Well, that's your hot wheels. That's my home collection. That's my. If you grab the right ones. And the right ones right now are typhoons and cyclones and irocs. Like, 80s irocs. Yeah. And, you know, the. The 80s in the early 90 cars.03 cobra stangs. These are the cars that are going up, not down. So you can park them and enjoy them for a little bit. And you might make more, you might get even, but just shouldn't cost you anything. So is it. Is the mid-90s stuff? Is that coming around? Absolutely. Okay. Ford lightnings. Yeah. The. The hot rods of the 90s are, you know, the 70s. And if you look at, like, what's going up also is the restoma. So if you've got a 77 trans AM, and it's built like a new car, it's going up. I mean, when you put the badass new equipment on it. I mean, I've been driving this. I've driven this Trans am about 300 miles this week, and it's great. Love it. Is it still loud? Yes. Does the. Do the t tops leak? Yes. Is it hard to talk on the phone? Yes. And is it jerky? Yes. But it drives straight. And it. Those cars were crappy. I mean, when you drive like an original. They're crappy, crappy cars now. They're all over the road. Yeah. It smells like gas in there. Like, have you ever had a girlfriend that got in a car, and this is when you know it's not your girlfriend? Right. She sits in there. Yeah. She's like, it smells like gasoline in here. And it's like. Like your car. You're driving right now, man. This is what it's supposed to sound like or smell like. You need to kick her out of the car at that time. Right. She's not. I tell you this also, like, the $20,000 ones drive like hell. The $50,000 ones drive pretty good. But to get a car that you're really cool with every day, every day, that's like, oh, my God. This thing's nice. It's 100 grand. It's 100 grand to buy that old car that's resto modded to a point where you're like, I can't tell people the difference between this car and my new car. Wow. There you go. It's expensive. A lot of work. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Let's do backtracks oh, Sean, do you have that ready? Oh, boy. You can go ahead and read it, Bob. This day back in 1980, David Bowie had his second UK number one record. This is big because he didn't make a lot of number one records, but, God, he sold a lot. Song was Ashes to Ashes. It was continuation of the story of Matrix Tom from Bowie's A Space Oddity. Cut one. One of the World. Nope, nope. Cut one again. Backtracks. David Bowie one back. That's easy. Cut one again. Sean. I hear it. I mean, like, the special ed department's getting this one. So call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. 800, 800-7234. And guess what these two songs we're playing backwards are. And we will give you something. Cut two, cut two. So do cut one and cut two again and then we'll be done with it. Now we're going to answer it. You guys will call in during the break and when we come back, then we'll. We'll get the right answer. But guys on the east coast, that we're going to lose. If you lose us during the break at east coast time, jump over to the stream at JCW. My name is John Claywell, JCW, which are my initials, jcwshow.com and you can watch the video stream live on YouTube or you just click the audio and it'll play it. But you can keep rocking with us for the next couple of hours. We're here at Gas Monkey Ice House live in Dallas, Texas. The place is filling up. We've got. Yeah. Hey, everybody. The early partiers are here. The early partiers. It's football Saturday, an hour until kickoff. Ut Ohio State. Biggest game of the year is easy to say because it's the first game of the year, but the is the biggest game of the year. Number one. And number two, this has never happened. We're excited about it. Come bring your cars down to Gas Monkey Ice House. Stay tuned. Be right back. Wearing out the things that nobody wears. You're calling my name But I gotta make clear? I can't say baby Where I'll be in a year. It's Labor Day weekend and there's dad. He's been drinking Schlitz malt liquors since he woke up. And now he's going to grill burgers once he gets the Kingsford charcoal briquette slit. And here's his wife, Nancy. She's been hitting the bottle too, but nobody knows because she hides her vodka in a coffee cup there Goes Timmy and his friends on Schwinn's Stingrays. They're going to light leftover firecrackers from the fourth of July in the parking lot as Bob's big boy. Where are my fingers? Yes, Labor Day weekend. Because celebrating the American labor movement just means a three day weekend. Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show presented by gimmethevin.com Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. Now John Clay Wolf. And we're back. You know, we ended with backtracks. We played these two songs backwards. See if we can figure it out. Let's go ahead and re hit those two songs backwards and we'll figure out who won. Cut one, David Bowie. Two David Bowie songs run backwards. Cut two. That's so funny. That first one I meant to be really difficult. Yeah, that's precisely what the eighth grade sounded like. Robert, what's your guess? Houston, Texas. I'm guessing Golden Years and Modern Love. You missed it, but it was an excellent attempt. Now the next one. I missed a special ed one, didn't I? You did. You did. Special ed, Houston, Texas. I've got two people here that got it right. And I think that John in Kansas City, you were the second one to come in. Tammy and Austin, you were the first one. What are your guesses? Excellent fashion and modern love. Yeah, that's right. Tell them what they won, Bob, you're gonna get a vinyl copy of let's Dance from Born Lake records and little John Clay Wolf show merch. You just tell us what you want from the website@jcwshow.com and we will send it to you. Yeah, click to the merch and pick a T shirt. John and KC hang tight. How's your football team looking this year? Oh, I don't know. They're big. Big, big wedding coming up. Oh, he's bitter about the wedding. About the wedding. So you're not a swifty. Oh, God. I hear you, man. I feel the same way. My wife is a super swifty and like you think the queen of of England's getting married or something. It's like, ease up. Everybody went crazy. Did you see, did you see what the vice president came out and said, told the referees don't favor the chiefs just because they're going to be having the big wedding. I hear you. Well, sorry you missed it, but congratulations on the right guess. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I swear, if they had an engagement party parade anywhere in the United States. I think it would look like a Super bowl parade. I think it would be several hundred thousand people. You know what, I would. Yeah. Like why don't they do that, like have a whole to do to let all the swifties and everybody enjoy it. It's early yet, Charlie. They may still. You know, this thing's a week, this thing's a weekend. I mean it needs to be in Kansas City. Absolutely. It definitely doesn't need to be in Dallas because we can't get our stuff together. We lost our, our main rush man, Mike Parsons. He's gone. Where did he go? Green Bay. Our favorite place. Yeah. Yeah. They've never let us down before. Of all places. This debacle has been going on for a little while. But finally, finally, finally late this week, Micah Parsons tense contract situation with the Cowboys is now in the past. Jerry Jones, the master, the gm, the genius. Jerry Jones agreed to honor Parsons trade request, finally sending him to the packers in a deal that included Green Bay's 26 and 27 first round picks. In addition, hold on to all pro defensive tackle Kenny Clark. One time he was injured most last year, so. And Jones did a press conference this week that was. It's always, it's always satisfying to see Jerry Jones speak in front of people and maddening for others. He gave a no hard feelings, kind of a spin on the whole Mess. Cut number 19. Obviously, we did think it was in the best interest of our organization. Not only the future, but right now, this season, we've gained a Pro bowl player in an area that we had big concern in on the inside of our defense. I want to tell you that I really like Micah. There's no question that I could have signed him in April. I did make Micah an offer. It wasn't acceptable and I honor the fact that it wasn't done in the way that he wanted to do it through an agent. So he was made an offer. There's not an ounce of vindictiveness. There's no bad feelings on my part about the fact that we didn't together. That's good. Gong Show. I'm done listening to that. No hard feelings. I mean, I thought that he. I thought he recused himself as gm. I thought he gave it to his son. No, John, that would be the greatest day in Dallas Cowboys history if somebody took the keys away from Jerry. Well, I thought the kid was in there. I mean, he wouldn't be that different. Time to take papa's keys away. Oh, it's definitely time. Well, the. The Netflix show has been popular this week. Yeah. And it's really sad to watch and just realize that nothing's changed. Packers reportedly gave Carson's. Carson's Parsons A four year, $188 million contract. Highest paid non quarterback in the NFL. Yeah. Yeah. Well, what was your first reaction when you heard the trade? Dak ruined it for everybody. So yours was to blame Dak, not Jerry, but blame Dak. Yeah. Because you can't afford these players. Because what he gave Dag, he just. The minute he did that Dak deal, it was over. They could have afforded him. But then what do they have to pay in tax if they go over cap? I don't know how that works. Yeah. I don't know what the actual. There's a penalty. Penalty is. Yeah, there is. And now they're well below the cap. So from a move of a standpoint, financially, this is. Financially. Yeah, this is. Financially. Yeah, this is a good move. Okay. Because it frees up a lot of space they can build down the road. A couple years down the road, they. They're going to actually have free agents come. Well, hopefully come in. I don't know if Jerry's ruined it because he, the agent, David Mulgetta is not going to have any of his clients come by, but they have space now to do it and maybe they'll finally be able to stop the run again. You know, Jerry insinuated after the trade that maybe, maybe their trouble stopping the run had something to do with Micah Parsons, cut number 20 is about that. The facts are, and we'll cover it, I'm sure, with many of your questions, but the facts are specifically, we need to stop the run. We haven't been able to stop the run at key times for several years. And when you have the kind of extraordinary pass rush that Michael had, then the way to mitigate that pass rush is to run at you. If the pass rush doesn't get you ahead pretty big time and you're playing even or behind, then you've really got a problem in stopping the run. It's all just bs. He's just trying to cover up his mistake of how he got out leveraged. If you're going to win a Super bowl or even make it to a Super bowl, you have to have a magical quarterback and a magical receiving board, period, and a magical running back. Those, I mean, these things we're talking about are obviously, you have to have lineman, you have to have it. You have to have greatness there. But on top of that strength you must have. Not good. But magic in watching that Cowboys film on Netflix, in watching Irvin and the way he was and the way he moved and EMT in the way that they thought and worked. It was magic, dude. And Casey's got the magic. They got New England had the magic. It's a magic dust. And who is the next magical quarterback in your. I mean, who's a college quarterback that's. That has that magic? Don't know yet. This year there's a couple good ones that are coming out for the next draft, but I don't know if they're magic. Now, Arch Manning for ut, everybody, every Cowboy fan's thinking, oh, wait a minute now, hey, we're gonna have all this draft picks, right? And we can maybe trade up to get even a higher draft. Because Arch, if he comes out, he could be top five pick, number one pick, who knows? He'll be the biggest letdown ever. You watch. Oh, I'll say. We'll get to that in a second there. But that's everybody's hope. And it's not that he's bad, he's just going to be over hyped because of his genealogy. Yeah, I hope I'm wrong. I like the University of Texas a lot, but I just. To have a magic striking that many times, I mean, if he was, if they were breeding for football talent, he's bread, right? Is he better than Quinn? Yours? I think it's a little early. Jd. Do you think that you find that comical, Abs? No, no, no. Something else happened. Totally different. No, no, no. Okay, okay, go ahead. We've got a minute. There was somebody else sitting here drinking a drink a moment ago, right? Okay. You left. I think maybe it had alcohol in it. Okay, okay. So Richard. I didn't want to say it. So Babo started sipping on it. Richard saw it and came over, picked up the glass and walked away. I thought they brought it for me. It's been here for a damn hour. Was it water or was it. It's just water. Oh, is it just water? Okay. They specifically brought it over and gave it to Richard. I thought, well, the old alcoholic and JD's got eyes for this stuff. Well, you always check because there may be some drunk eyes in there. My radar went off a little melted over vodka. But when he took it, Bob looked up and went like, hey, who are you? It's okay, Richard, I'll share with you. I own this place, dude. I own this place. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Coming up next is the lightning round. Call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If you want me to buy your car, bet it on the air. Forgive me. The vin.com year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. We buy them all. The big ones, the little ones, the Porsches, 911s. Love them. Couldn't love Porsches anymore. Lamborghinis, rolls as you guys with the heavy stuff. We buy those too often. Resto mods, classics. We buy those two. What kind of cars do you buy? A to Z. All of it. Junk, too. We even buy cars and we send a copart. So if we got a $100 beater, we do that, bring it up more people about those cars than anybody else. Isn't that funny? We really shouldn't publicize that because, like, if you're getting bad reviews, it's always the junk. So he offered me $200 for my car. Yeah. It's covered in hail, it won't start, and it's on blocks. The guy this week with the transmission get mad at us like, dude, it's not funny. Go get it fixed. I never. What, cost 4,000 to get it fixed? That's right. That's why we can give you 500. Because it was only worth 2000 before you got the training with. Before you blew the tranny. No pun intended. We'll be right back. Now back to the John Clay wolf show, presented by. Give me the vid dot com. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show. Joe in Texas, are you there? Joe Ray in Texas with a 2020 Ford F250. You there? Yes, yes, I'm here. You got 30,000 miles on it. 39,000. Okay. And it's a gas truck. It's not a diesel. Yes. What color? Three. Literally, it said, like a dark gray. I call it a gunmetal gray. All right. Does 45 grand buy. Huh? Does 45 grand buy it? I can't hear you. More around 50. I was thinking more around 50. About 50. Yeah. It's so loud in here. We're. We're live on. On location at the gas monkey ice house in Dallas. It's just. It's loud in here. It's not the normal quiet studio. It is fully loaded. It does have a brand new set of Michelin tires on it. There you go. Does it have a pano sunroof? No. No sunroof. It's not fully loaded. Yeah. Power has the power running boards. Yep. Heated seats, cooled seats, heated seats in the back. You know what I'll do you. I'll show split the difference with you. 47 and a half. Okay. All right. Think about it. If you want to sell it, go to giveme the vin.com Ramon A90 model Camaro SRS 5.0. Yes, sir. 100,000 miles. You want 7,000. Now that car you heard us talking about 90s cars that are coming on, that car is not coming on yet. It's just not. It's not bad. It's just not good. I think it's probably more like it's an RSV8 with 100 on. It's probably four grand. Is it nice? Is it. Is it nice? Pardon? Is it nice? How nice is. Is in good conditions and the body and everything except step for the bumper, you know. You know it's got a plastic bumper. You know, it's got some dents, you know, so it does need repair. Right. So I'd give three to four grand. I need to see pictures. You want to sell. If. If you want to sell it, go to givemetheven.com crab in California. What's your quick question for Turley? Happy birthday, John. Thank you. Hey, my question for Charlie is are you playing fantasy football this year? I'm looking for a quarterback. And don't give me Aaron Rodgers. All right. I'm going to suggest you draft. Yes, I am of course drafting around the sixth round. Baker Mayfield. It's a good steal around that time. So you go running back first. Yeah, do running backs first. If it's a PPR league, then wait about the six round and get Baker Mayfield. It'll. He'll be available. Always has been. Yeah. We'll be back in just a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars and Radio from America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com thanks, guys. The most popular Saturday morning show to ever broadcast in America. You're listening to the John Clay Wolf Show. Feel free to call and make your voice heard. 800, 800 radio. And check out the podcast at jcw or john claywolf.com we now return to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hi, John, it's Peter. And I just wanted to wish you a happy, happy birthday, a happy great day, a great month, great year. And just remind you you're not getting older, you're getting much, much older. You know, one day you're young and then the next you have a favorite pharmacy that's you. Call in 800. 800 radio. So happy birthday. Hope everything's great for you. And by the way, for a friend, 1986 Corolla, 126, 000 miles, minor bodywork. And check out the podcast at jcwshow.com or john claywolf.com how much? How much just to get. This is the John Clay Wolf show, America's largest weekend morning show. Now, John Clay Wolf, that is the worst part of my existence. Existence. What is? The drunks calling from the bar. So you're sitting at a bar. Yeah. And it's Saturday night or last night, it's 11 o' clock. And you're a friend of mine. Okay, maybe my brother. And they come up, something comes up about the show. And that's my brother, that's my buddy, I know where you're going. And then 11:39, the phone rings and I pick up the phone. What's up? Hey, man, I'm sitting here at the bar and I want you to. Michael Turley, say, this is John. He's on the phone. Hey, John, what's up? Hey, I got a 1974. I'm like, Jesus Christ Almighty, you're trying to sleep. Yeah, stop it. Let's hang up. Yeah, leave me alone. What about out here, like at Gas Monkey, People just come up to you and just say, I, you know what I've got. They will six Corolla. They will in a minute. They will in a minute. But that's fine. I mean, when I'm doing this, that's, I'm on point for that. I mean, when you're out and doing the lives and all that, it is fun doing the lives. We've done a lot of lives this season. But when you're off and trying to enjoy, trying to sleep, to get ready for the show. Right. Please don't call me drunk from a bar to tell the drunk that's next to you. I swear, you know me. And then I'm gonna bid their car. I know. And personally, I'll call him right now. Right. Oh, God. You know, that's the conversation right there. Oh, well, you know it is, absolutely. So you come out here, you can watch the games, right? Yep. Oh, you. Oh, I'm sorry. Ohio. Ohio starts in just a minute and starts in 30 minutes. I'm so excited. Yeah, I'll start drinking beer then. 11 o'. Clock. And so what's gonna be at the Rattlesnake? I mean, you have the game out there too, right? I did. Walnut Springs. If we're open this morning for the game, I that has been a very fluid situation. You and I really have. I haven't talked about that. I don't. Yeah. I didn't even source it. You got a nice T shirt. Rattlesnake. Is that new? Yep. Yep. That last year was the seventh year party of the Rattlesnake. So you go to jcwshow.com going to the YouTube stream and you can see the new Rattlesnake Roadhouse seventh anniversary T shirts. Yeah. Why are you being so hesitant? Well, we had a changing of the guard last week. Okay. And I. I saw a little something on Facebook about it, but I didn't know. Did you not read? Oh my God. Small town drama like you've never seen. I didn't know how much of that you wanted to bring on the radio. Yeah. If you go to the Rattlesnake Roadhouse Facebook page, you'll read it. It's. You know, it's never. It's never fun when mom and dad get divorced. No. The kids are always. Especially when nobody knew that dad was married to mom. Cuz I've been the quiet owner of the Rattlesnake for the past year. Not full owner, but majority owner. Sure. And then there's another fella named Paul that still works there that owns a part. Sure. And Laura owned a small part. And I've been telling her, you know those bands and all that stuff in the past year. I booked them and I knew this was. I knew we were going to get divorced when I kept telling her to book these big acts as well, what we're going to do. And she wouldn't do it. So I finally got on the phone one day and I booked Stoney LaRue and I booked Cody Canada and I booked Jason Bolan. And I was like, this is done. And she just chewed my ass out from head to toe about me overstepping my bounds. Oh, this is not. This is not good. So then I booked Pat Green for two nights on Easter weekend. She chewed my ass out about that. Said it was never going to work. It's Easter weekend. It's a holiday weekend. This won't work. Like, let me tell you something, honey. There was a reason that you brought me on is because your business was failing. Yeah. Yeah. And y' all run out of money. Not that they're broke, but it was. It was getting low and. And then last May, I told her, here's how the. And just any suggestions? I did. She would do a Bosque Cantina. Yep. Why do you think I opened Bosque Cantina across The street with Felipe Armento. Because she didn't want to make the canteen. We added on another room to the place, and I was going to make it Bosque Cantina. She didn't want to do Mexican food. I said, mexican food's gonna work great. Absolutely. So then she was whining about it and said, you know, I'll just do it because you're making me. And then Philippe's over there helping us lay out the kitchen because he's a buddy of mine. He said, hey, why don't we just do it across the street, you and me? And I said, okay, let's do it. So the canteen is a runaway success, and the rattlesnake's still struggling. And I'm tired. I don't like running business businesses. I don't like owning businesses that are struggling. When I know, and I'm like, I've got one right here in this two horse town. I've accidentally owned both horses, and one of them is winning the Kentucky Derby. Yeah. And one of them is losing at Ross Downs. Yeah. And there's. There's a common denominator here, and it ain't me. Well, there's a common denominator. So I. I told her last May, I just like, hey, you got. We got this much money to make, and you need to make this work. And I'm staying out of it. And I'm gonna quit promoting it because it's you. You're in charge. You're the man. You don't need me. Got it. Make my investment work. But when it gets to the point that we're at a cash level, that is unacceptable. You're out. And last May, the accountant said that will happen, happen at this rate in the third week of August. Damn. The accountant nailed it. Dang. So, yeah, I told her we're gonna change it. And just a lot of drama, a lot of small town drama. If we were doing this in a big place, nobody would ever. In a big city, nobody even know, nobody even cares. Right. But this is like a core fabric of the town. And she had a big drama with another guy years ago that started a bunch of. So it. So it's turned into this clean slate. And I announced we're just closing it down. I just said, I'm closing the whole thing down. Shut her down. We're going to reboot, reset. And then all the staff came up and said, hey, man, we need these jobs. I'm like, okay, I understand. But I thought that y' all were so into her that you Were going to walk on me. Sure. That makes sense. Oh, man. And so I opened. Opened it right back up Tuesday. We never missed a beat. And then those three girls, that were the three bartenders that were her girls, when it came time to open yesterday, well, we quit. Wow. Oh, okay. So it wasn't about your kids and it wasn't about the money. It's a game. Oh, no. I quit. So I called the gals that were bartenders for her years ago that quit because they hated her. Yeah. And I said, hey, you want your job back? Yeah, I'd love to. Job back. Come on up. So, I mean, this. It's this game going back speed. Yeah. But Paul, the guy that was her boyfriend that funded this whole thing from scratch and busted his 401k to make her dreams come true, is still there. And he's moved to rattles. He's. He's moved there and he is the manager and he's got a big investment there, too, and we're restarting and there's just drama. Drama, drama, drama. Yeah. But a lot of people showed up last night that were saying that. That said they'd never come back because they had a problem with her in the past. And that's the Facebook drama that's going on. I hate that place. I'd never come back. Now I'm coming back. And then the other people. I hate this new deal. I love her. The only reason I was there is for her. She got two camps. Sure. You got the lovers and the haters, and they're swirling. And it is just. I mean, it's like a Netflix special. It's a tv. Your drama. Yes. It's real. It really is. It's real. Nobody. And Bobbo knows all about it because he plays there every Friday. Every Friday, Right. Well, I. I only know what. And I don't dig, but Paul doesn't share a lot. He. Last week, we're saying, he said, you know, I've been in hell for like eight weeks. I said, dude, I would never know. And, like, I keep an eye on you. I care. But, like, I would never know. He's so interior. Poker face, you know, because they broke up and she's got a new thing going. Yeah. Paul will carry on, you know. Yeah. But yeah, tougher. Tough for that dude. And he said, let me. Let me. But last night, what a help. He's been in my life, dude. Yeah, absolutely. I love the guy. He's solid. He's solid. So are the. Are they still living in town? Laura. Laura is living in town with someone else. Paul was living. He has moved to town. He's living in one of the silos. And, and we're just starting up and this is not. It's gonna, there's gonna be more drama. You know that, right? Yes. I was like, great answer. Yes. How are you going to handle this drama? Well, I've been handling it all week. It's been pretty heavy this week. But. But Laura and I have come to an agreement and we're papering it up. Okay, good. And assuming that that completes it should be okay now once that complete, there'll still be more drama. There's always been within the paper. Can it be where, hey, there's needs to be no drama. Can you do that? Yeah. You can do whatever you want. I would probably do that. Yeah. Yeah. But she, she told me that she is ready for no drama and she wants to move on to another chapter in her life. So all I can do is take her for her word. There you go. You need a Facebook clause. Well, I got control, control of the Facebook account before I made the switch. Okay. And that was the real drama, I bet. Because I knew that that was the megaphone and that was going to go nuts. Sure. And when I posted on there, oh, it's been. If you want some enjoying reading, go to the Rattlesnake Roadhouse Facebook page. And it's. It's right there. It's right there. Lots of love and lots of hate. Well, you know where there's no drama where we're at right now. Yeah. Guess what. Well, because we're in a big city. Yes. And even if you. There is drama here. And I'm sure there's drama here at every restaurant and bar. Nobody knows about it because there's something else going on in that city besides just that one place. Correct. Small town living, man. It is interesting. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf. We're here live at the Gas Monkey Ice House. The football game start in a minute. We got a full crowd here. Good times. It is raining. I get it. But if you like to drink beer and watch football, come on down. We are broadcasting live here in Dallas. Be right back. We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show. Mr. John Clay Wolf. Dean McDermott here. Happy birthday, my friend. Check out the give me the Vin Garage YouTube channel stream. Listen, man, I. I looked up your VIN number and you're getting up there in age and you got a lot of miles on you, but you're still a great guy. Keep it up. Man, I hope you have the best day ever. You're an awesome dude, you're an inspiration and happy, happy birthday my friend. Be sure to check him out on his website@jcwshow.com. just don't look up my number. This is the John Clay Wolf show. So we need a football picks. Yeah, it is that time. We're at what, Gas Monkey Ice House. The game's about to be on. UT vs. Monkey State. Come out here and Gas Monkey Ice House boy, that's where we are. Richard hears you say that he's here right now. I know he's standing right there. I mean if he does. If you can't have a sense of humor, you don't need to be hanging out with me whenever or a thick skin. Pick one. All right, you ready to do the picks? Where's the music? Let's. Last year he won. Did I pay you? Yeah, here's how he paid me. Everybody with a check from work that's taxed. Okay. Way to go. Wow. It was supposed to be $1,000 but oh, there's taxes. Hey man, I wouldn't want you to get in trouble with the irs. Yeah, try and look out for. For you. He's at 638. I owe you. What a prick move. Wow, it was such a prick move. Oh, that's a prick move. You'd been rather taking quarters. Yes. You could actually turn it into money. So I figured we kind of twist it a little bit cuz it was too easy last year for me. I mean I, you know, I want to pick against your chat GPT lady. I don't have you named her yet. You better not. Yeah, it makes him more personal. I'm sure the wife's already jealous. She is already jealous. She is this lady. Because this lady sounds real, okay. She sounds like a Carmen to me. Sound like a robot. It sounds like a real person. All right, well, let's go. So AI, the first game of course at 11 o' clock coming up right now UT is at Ohio State. Ohio State's favored by one and a half. Arch Manning, the mania. It's all coming about right now. A lot of. Here's the UT fans out there. Where's the UT fans out. Yeah. Okay. Ohio State, right? National champs. First 12 game ever in the first start the season. John, who are you going to take? I don't have to ask the chat GTP lady for this one, you know. Nah, I'm taking ut. All right. So the. The sprint. You're gonna take ut? Yeah. Oh, I thought you said you were gonna do Ohio State. No, they're favored by a point and a half. The rest of you. So I get a point and a half? Yeah, I'm gonna. I'm taking Ohio State on this, but I'm gonna take UT with two and a three. Three and a half, as we discussed earlier. So you want to move the spread to. Ohio State wins by three. Three and a half. So Ohio State has to win by three and a half. Right. I'll go with that. Okay. So. Yeah, I'll take that because I think. Hey, sweetheart, I suckered him into that. Ohio State, three and a half. Deal. Ohio State. And these bets are imaginary $25, so. Okay. Yeah, because we can't really say. Yeah, exactly. All right. All right. Game number two, 230. Alabama, number eight in the country, versus Florida State. It's at Tallahassee. There's going to be some weather out there. Alabama's favored by 14 and a half points. John, Florida State last year was like 2 and 10, right? Terrible. SMU killed them. Yeah, they're. They're. Alabama didn't have a great year either. I'm gonna take Florida State. Okay, so you don't. No, no, no, no, no. I'm sorry. I'm taking the points. Yeah. So you think I'm taking Bambit with the points, so you Florida State. Alabama's gonna buy more than, you know, 14 or more. Right. Okay, so you think Alabama wins by 14 or more? That's what I'm guessing. Okay. Damn. I think so, too. So we're gonna have to move the line. Okay. Do you think Alabama win by 15 and a half? Yes. All right, John, you could take that. Okay. Thank you. So John takes Bama to win. I don't think my Chat GTP chick's gonna work because it's too loud. I know. I think so, too. Let's see. Hey, do you think I should take Bama by 15 and a half in the sport of state game? Oh, I gotta get it right. Hang on. Do you think I should take Bama with 15 and a half points on this Florida State game? Sure. So if you're talking about giving 15 and a half points on the Florida State game, that just means Florida State would need to win by at least 16 for that side to cover. So if you're playing around with those imaginary spreads, just keep that in mind. No, I'm asking you, do you think that's a good bet? I got it. Well, if we're talking hypothetically giving 15 and a half points is a pretty big spread. So you'd want to be really confident in Florida State dominating. If you think they can blow out their opponent by more than two touchdowns, then sure, it could be a decent. I'm asking you because you're supposed to be a super computer. Quit giving me erroneous answers and answer the questions. I'm betting she's not going to get it. Absolutely. Go ahead and answer the question. Absolutely, I will. If you're looking at it from a straight up. All right, straight answer coming up. If you genuinely think Florida State's going to dominate enough to cover 15 and a half, then. Oh, God, she's got a backwards now. It's just too loud. Yeah, that's fine. All right, so you're gonna take. All right. 6:30 on ABC. Number nine, LSU at four. Clemson. Over in Clemson, South Carolina. Clemson is favored by four and a half points in this game. A lot of people are picking Clemson to be in the national championship this year. They got a. Charlie's trying to bait me. They got a Heisman Trophy candidate quarterback. John, are you believing the hype? Does Clemson win by 4 1/2 over LSU? I'm gonna go with no. Yes, they do. But I'm gonna bet with LSU because I'm betting my heart and I love my Tigers. So you don't think that Clemson will win by four and a half? I do think they will, but I'm betting lsu. Okay. I'm betting to lose because I hope that I'm right. I mean, that's. He's a dumb. Yes, I'll go ahead and let you do that, John. Go ahead. Yeah, I know it's dumb. No, I think Clemson wins that game by four and a half. Yeah, I think Clemson wins that game by 10. Yeah, they got some problems over there. Brian Kelly, he does not start off the season well. Right. Could they chop him? I mean, he's not. He's not lsu. Sec. They got to be expensive. Yeah, they got to be. I would be very expensive. They got to be in the playoffs this year or he's gone. Yes, that's a fact. All right, Last game, because we only do four games. There's really only four good games. Sunday night. Sunday, Sunday. Sunday, 6:30pm The Catholics versus the Convicts. You remember this back in the 80s? Number six, Notre Dame versus number 10, Miami. It's in Miami. Notre Dame is favored by two and a half on the road. Notre Dame, of course, finalists. And the national championship. A lot of team people think they'll be back. They're gritty. Team. They don't. They have. They've got good talent, but nothing like what Ohio State and these other teams have recruited this past year. Miami. Guess who they got at quarterback. You might remember this name. Carson Beck, Georgia Bulldogs, transferred over to Miami. Does he help him get over the hump? John, I watched the. This is like a chick answer, by the way. I watched that Netflix show about the Cowboys this week and Jimmy Johnson and I'm a little high on Miami in the head from that. So I'm going to take the Miami just because it might be time for Miami to have another Miami. The U. And they did do pretty well last year, Notre Dame. They're really good. They're the brand. They should win. But I'm some making another chick bet as picking Miami. All right, so I'm, I'm just giving it to you this week is what I'm doing. Yeah, I'm taking. Should I make. Shouldn't I make you. Before I do that, should I at least make you give me two more points? You. That's up to you. I'm already going with it. Right, right. Okay. I want three and a plus three and a half remaining. Yeah, I'll take that too. I mean, of course I'm with you. Yeah, give me more. If I just said 10, he'd been like, no, no, no, no, no, no. If I wasn't being stupid, I think I'd take the 10. No, I think Notre Dame's got more talent from Stamp. Actually. I like, I think I'm really more coaching. Better coaching than Miami does. So yeah, give me Notre Dame to win that game. And I'm actually going to go September, I think it's 15th A&M is going to South Bend. So. Yeah, I'm letting you know I'm going to be off that weekend. Wow. Because I'm going to that game. I mean, when did you think. Think you'd be wearing an A M. Shirt? Being an A M. Homer. This is like. This is when my money start. When my son said that he wanted to go to A M. This is a religion change. And he just texted me, by the way. He's watching, he's getting. He's doing some pre game because he's going out to the AG probably doing whippets. No, he doesn't do whippets. How do you know if he does whippets? Did your parents know that you did whippets? I didn't do whippets. I bet you did a whip it. Have you ever done a whipping in your life? No. Never done a whip. I did it about four times, and it was. I. I've only talked to God two of the four times. What does a whipping do for you? It just gets crazy high for about. It's like, jinkum. Try that. J.D. jen, come jink them. Look that up. Nope. Yeah, it's just a stupid. It's. It's like doing helium. But it's compressed air, isn't it? It's just like holding your breath too long almost. In the whipped cream cans. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. Just get a goofy lack of feeling. Makes you laugh. We'll be back in a minute. The. The football game is starting in a moment. The football game? Not a football game. The football game. We're here at Gas Monkey Ice House in Dallas, Texas. We got a crowd. We're having a good time. Hook them horns. Long horns. We will be right back. Go to jcwshow.com if you want to watch it on video if we're losing you on the East Coast. 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Check out jcwshow.com podcast replays, Twitch socials, live stream, and check out the GMTV Garage YouTube channel, everybody. So we're out here at Gas Monkey Ice House and watching a promo basically on the television screen for Arch Manning. Right. Because the game hasn't even started yet. UT vs. Ohio State, and all they're doing is glazing Arch Manning. Glazing? Is that a pornography term? Pretty much. I mean, that's what they're doing right now. Are they? And so. And yes, he's gonna be a good, good quarterback. Yes, he's Heisman hopeful. John, do you think, because you've, you've been kind of hinting at this. Do you think he's a bust? Do you think he's over? I have not watched the kid play it down. I didn't watch him play last year at all. I'm, you know, his, his grandfather, his two uncles, incredible lineage. It is all the recipe for a bust. That's all I know. I hope I'm wrong because I like the horns. If the Mustangs aren't going to do it, maybe the horns will. But yeah. Do I think he's going to be a bus? Just from an odds perspective, yes. But that is not from fact and that is not from my knowledge. It's just gut, gut instinct. What do you think? I think he's the Heisman. Yes. I think that's a real possibility this year. Oh, no. Richard's growing. I've drawn horns on my head. I don't think he's going to be good as his uncles. No. Right. But he'll be as good as his grandfather, Archie Manning. That's, that's good. We're fixed to find out. We're watching it up here at Gas Monkey, Ice House. Watching. This is great. Richard, while you're drawing horns on my head, I was thinking about your career as a car builder. What was the. Richard Rollins from Gas Monkey, by the way? Good morning, sir. What. What's the most difficult car you ever had? What was the one to give you the most trouble? Well, not, not including the ones that's in my shop. Right. The Ferrari. Right. You know, probably the, the most difficult car, I would say, was the F40 Ferrari that we did. And, and it was only because we had to pull a lot of strings and a lot of people in on that to get it done. I mean, Gas Monkey can do just about anything, but we're not experts in everything, you know, and we had to pull some pretty high powered people in to get us to be able to fix that frame. And we were on a phone call with a friend of ours, mutual friend of ours from Ferrari this week. And he brought up the fact when we were doing that podcast that they, that Ferrari called him and said, stop selling these guys parts to this car. Yes, they did. And they sent us a little nasty letter and wow, what have you. The problem is, is that when they did that, yeah, we had already built the car. They were watching the show, actually. It helped the hype. It did. We already had the car built. They got in a little bit of trouble for Helping us with the motor. And the local dealer did. Yeah, we had to move it to another spot, but that was all right. Well, is it ever going to get done? Oh, this other Ferrari. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We, I'm, I'm just wondering. I've got some really good plans. As soon as we finish this chevelle we're building for sema, we're gonna do nothing but that car until it's done. And you know, if the frenchies. And I say lightly, the, the guy that lives here is, is a nice guy, but the, the artiste French guy, He didn't do himself or us any favors. So I'm gonna have to cut the car apart and rebuild it and make it correct. So you guys are starting completely basically over, right? Here's, here's my luck. I feel like Larry David. I've had two cars in my life that I've done frame off full blown restos. I started both of them two years ago. Neither one of them is complete. And both of them at two years in have both gotten the order to. Screw it. We're starting over. I said on the, on the trans am last week. Yep, screw it, we're starting over. We, we brought the paint all the way off. Started over. I said I want to LT5.4 swap it. I want to go all the way rest home. I'm so tanked in this car. I might as well build $150,000 car. And I think I might be able to buy my way out of my loss. I, Sometimes you have to do that. I, I, I, I've bought a lot of people out of their losses too. Like, like so, so, so I've got a 40. I'm finishing a $40,000 car right now that I've got 55 in. So I'm like, why don't we go ahead and build $150,000 car that we might get 150. And I was doing the math. I'm like, I'm just going to triple down and just go LT4 go full blown. Rest of money, it'll, it's a true number 79, 10th anniversary TA. So I'm just going to build a great, great, great one. Should. But I think I just came up with a new business plan for us. Okay. We can buy people's projects that they're just buried in and they need to walk away. Right. So if you've got a car in your garage right now. Oh, God. You call John Clay. Oh, you Right. There's a Facebook group called unfinished projects. I've seen my member. I've seen it and it's just a bunch. Oh you're a member? Yeah, it's just a bunch of sad people and they're just posting pictures of their disabled cars that they're 30 and 40 grand into that still don't have glass, that still don't have paint, and they're still swapping and trying to swap off these projects. They'll take 38, 000 for it. I'm like, I'll give you 10. Yeah, like, well the parts are worth 20. I'm like, yeah, but it'll cost 10 just to get the parts out of that junky ass car that you put them in. And put them in something that sells. Correct? Because when you're building a car it's all the components, right? That's where the expenses and picking the right model to put this componentry in. Wilwood brakes, Holley this. TMI seas da da da da. What kind of lt Hellcat, whatever. Rest of my. So you're taking all these parts, you put them together, but picking the wrong, putting it in a Gran Torino ain't gonna bring what a Chevelle will. Putting it in a Javelin, putting it in an old barracuda from the 60s before the body style guy. You take all those parts and put them in the wrong car and you really need to take all those parts out of that car and put them in the right car. Well, I tell everybody the same thing. I'm like, here's how gas monkey builds cars and builds them fast is we don't touch it till all the parts are there. And you know, usually when guys and gals are working on their cars in their garage, you're like, oh my God, new, new shiny part. I gotta unbox it and I gotta, I gotta play with it and I gotta put it over here and then I gotta look at it. And then they're losing the parts, they're losing the instructions, they're losing everything. And then the next thing you know they got all these parts piled up all over the place. And the cars become a place to stock old furniture and, and clothing and you know, stuff that the batteries and cans of oil and. Right. It becomes a shelf, right? What cars? I mean I, I think I know the answer to this question. If you want to build a car and spend a lot of money on it. K5 blazers are good. C10 trucks are good. The right Mustang is good. 1st and 2nd gen Camaros are good. Chevelles are always good. What else are the Top, top. What are a couple more top brass models that can take the hundred thousand dollar upload and you get out? You named most of them. But I tell you what's coming is rubber bumper cars. I'm paying a lot of attention to what I call rubber bumper cars. Plastic bumpers front and back. You know, your IROX Z's, your Camaro Berlinetta, your, your Corvettes from the 80s, those were always all just crap darn cars. Nobody cared. And, and now with the technology that's out there and the parts companies that are making, you know, like whole front ends or whole chassis, they, they make themselves very, very affordable to get in as a project and make yourself a pretty badass 50, 60, $75,000 hot rod. Right. You know, the entry level is like hell. I bought an Iroxy the other day that's a perfect builder for 500 bucks. Right? T tops, yellow, black, you know, I mean it's. Will it hold 75 grand when you're done with it? When I'm done with it, it'll hold 150. Now in the regular now when the regular with the regular guys out there, sure, you know, you LT swap it and put a six speed in there or whatever you want to do. And will woods in the right setup and, and bring it up to where it's comfortable. AC blows cold, all that stuff. I think those are $75,000 cars. All day long I've made an upside so you can buy a muscle car, whatever it might be, for 25,000. And when you're driving it, you realize it ain't, it's, it's not a hunk of junk, but it's not a good one. Then you spend 50,000 on one that's got a swap and it looks good and it sounds good. And when you're driving it, you realize it's still not as good as what it could be. It takes a hundred thousand dollars to buy a car that is great. That's an old car. That's, that's rebuilt to the point where you're like, I'll drive it every day and drive it anyway. Thank you, sir. I'm here. Hold it up to the king, everybody. Look at the artwork by. Will you sign that for Turley. Absolutely. We got 38 seconds. We're here. Gas monkey, ice house. And we got breakfast going on. We got brunch all day. It's gonna be a hell of a deal. The, the kickoff is. Well, it's now showtime. Already going, where's my beer? And I don't Know you didn't ask when somebody get John Clay a beer. I need a miller's light. No, you don't. You need a garage beer. Oh, yeah. Hell is wrong with you, Right? Yeah. John, come on. He ain't pimping. I can't force everybody else to drink garage beer. I can suggest it, but you I can make drink it. He's not allowed anything but garage beer. We'll be right back. Coming up next, the lightning round. Call in now. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. We'll be right back here. Make, model miles average, rougher, clean here at gas monkey on college football kickoff. Now back to the John clay wolf show, presented by givemethevent.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John clay wolf show. Gerald in Kansas City, Kansas. You there? Yes. Yes. 84 Grand National Buick. 75,000 miles restored. Yeah, regal. So it's really not. Did they make a Grand national in 84? Was it a t type? It's not a t top. No, no, T type. T type. Otto. You know, I'm not sure, to be honest with you, Jason. Did they make a grand national brand in 84? They did make a Grand national in 84, one year. Okay. Because I know they had the T, the T type in 84. So this car is not intercooled, but it is turbocharged. Is it black? Yes. Yes. On a scale of 1 to 10, I have on the plates we have on it now, John, are 84 Vader. On a scale of one to ten, how nice is it? Probably about an eight. That's a real car. This 20 grand. Buy it. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. What would something like that sell for, John? You know, I think I could get 21, 22 out of it. That's about what it would be worth, huh? Yep. I'll give 20. Even though they. Even though they only made two. Even though they only made 2000 of them. Right. The one that's worth all the money is the two years later when they went intercooler. That changed everything. And that's. Yeah, I mean, I sold three. I sold four of these on Wednesday and I had an 84. And I went through this. Yeah, I mean, It's. It's a 20 grand rate with 75, 000 miles. I bought one at me for 20 grand. That was an 85 non intercooled. Yeah, I mean, I see. I. I've given. I've given. I gave 70,000 for one that had 800 miles on it. That was a 87. And I'd give 100,000 for a G and X. But yeah, an 84 grand national with 75,000 miles worth 20 grand. Well, I. Talk to my grandson. His grandson. Your grandson? Is it his? Yeah. Okay, talk to your grandson. If you want. If y' all want to turn it into 20,000, go to. Give me the vi. Like VIN number. Oh, yeah, Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Give me THE VIN.com. we will be right back. We're here live at Gas Monkey ice House, Texas 0, Ohio State 0. College football is in play and today is the day. Be right back. California, this is the John Clay Wolf show. Relive on the end. I have no idea why Heidi's over here, but she wanted to say happy birthday to John Clay Wolf. Hi. Happy birthday, John Clay Wolf. 30, 32. I would get you a used car, but you have plenty of those. Heard every Saturday morning across America. Give me the best. We need to apologize to our KOS California listeners. The program director warned me that between our segments, it's a all Yacht Rock weekend here on KLOS955. That's right. LA's best rock all Yacht rock weekend. So I didn't pick it. Cunningham did. In Frank. 800. 800 7234. Good morning, everybody. We are here at the Ass Monkey Gas House. No, it's. What's Gas Monkey, everybody. Gas Monkey, Ice House. Monkey Ice House. Thank goodness it's not the. It's not the strain. You yourself, Ice House. Your. Your arms feeling okay? You feeling all right? Well, I picked that mention up and put her on my shoulders. Rob, will you post that on their Facebook page? Maybe four feet high. Just a lovely, lovely thing. And John said, I need you on my shoulders this minute. And she turned around and said, okay. Slipped her arms like a child. No, no, literally. She walks up and John says, can I lift you up and put you on my shoulders? That didn't say hi or anything else. In fact, here she is right now. Go to JCWSHOW until she gets set. But so he does. So he does. So he grabs her. He grabs her like. And he's gonna put her on her shoulders, but he gets her right to about eye level. And then he falls back against the wall. And he's like, she's got to go all the way over. And he's thinking, I'm working with another two and a half feet here. And I don't know if we've got. But Richard Rawlings, a genius, and he engineered a chair trick that. I don't know where he learned that, but it's a genius. And finally got you up there. What was it like to look at the world from, like, 8ft? Considering he was a little wobbly, it was kind of scary. But, you know, y' all got a nice view up there. I guess I like my view better, though. We. We both have our challenges. Yeah, you're height challenged. I'm balanced. Challenge. Yeah. So we're homies. We are homies. What is your name? Rachel. Do you do wrestling? I do. I actually used to wrestle for a living. Really? Yeah. It was a blast. What's the set like? If I wanted to have some little people come over wrestle at my house party, what would that set up? Brother back. Where do we start? With this? Oh, man. How much would that cost me? You know what's a better? Like, we're gonna have a party at the house, right? Yeah. Like, we're gonna have wrestling at the house. At the house in the backyard. So how much is that? How much is that? Do you know what it costs? What? What? It's a small price. Yes, Small price. That's. That's good. Small people. Small. John's having a Wolf of Wall street moment. Hey. We do a segment on the radio show called Black, white, Latino or other, where they read a crime that was committed and we must guess is the perpetrator black, white, Latino or other. And I'd like for you to sit in on that today and be a judge here on the John Clay Wolf show. What is your name? Rachel. Rachel. John Wolf. Good to see you. Thanks for letting me lift you up my shoulders and get that cute picture we posted on the Facebook page of the Junkly W show. So let's roll with it, Prek. Cheers. Rachel, what's cracking? I like that small price. What's up, Pre K? What's the deal, man? Y' all partying without me? Yeah, sorry. It's all gravy, man. We holding it down here at the ranch. I guess it's time for everybody's favorite game show, White, Black, Latino or other, where I read a news story, and y' all just give me the general vibe. It gets y' all ready. Let's do it. You know, they say you either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain. And this week, we got a man in Virginia dressed as spider man who's breaking bad. Our suspect initially walked into the store while it was open to case the joint. But he was still wearing full Spider man regalia. So when he came back the next night with the same digs, it was easy to see the good guy had gone bad. He made off with thousands of dollars in Pokemon, Dragon Ball Z and One Piece cards. I guess the rest of the Avengers threw him under the bus because police got a tip that led to our web slinging per getting taken in on a burglary charge. But was he more Peter Parker or Miles Morales? White, black, Latino or other man? Rachel, what are you thinking? I'm going to go black and I'll tell you why. All right, let's. Cuz I. I knew some, you know, wino kind of brothers in the day. Like, like they forget to change out of their Halloween outfit or their. And they're just kind of sloppy and just wearing old dumb clothes and. And this kind of sounds like an old drunk wino thief. Yeah. So that's where I'm coming up with. What's your Turley? You got one. Oh, this is definitely a white dude. White guy, huh? Comic book store, Pokemon card. I mean, come on, it's got to be some white dude's been sitting in his basement. Yeah. Hoping to collect that one card. And although they do make a lot of money from those cards. Yeah. Oh yeah. But outside Halloween and over the age of say, 11, that's a white crime. All the way down the line they said white. White. What do you got, Rachel? No, I, I'm with them. I'm sorry, but the white. Because they're right with the comics. They're the ones that are usually all into it. And do you ever do Comic Con stuff or those kind of events? Have you ever done them? No. All right, Pre K. What is. Is. Oh, J.D. j.D. What have you got? White, obviously. I'm the Lone Ranger on this one. I'm just thinking of this old guy named Co. And he'd like wear a. He. He'd drink Cobra malt liquor and. Damn. And he, he'd wear like a. He had like Spider man underwear. He'd wear Spider man old bratty ass T shirt. Of course. And that, that's why I'm. I'm going. That. What do you got? Pregame, man. Y'. All, y' all certainly got away with this. Okay, but y' all ain't gonna pin this on my people this time. And John, you. You close, but not as old as you would think, man. 20 year old Joel Brown, judging by his mug shot that we're gonna put up on our YouTube stream. I'm a guest. Latino and black. So yeah, John, you gonna get the point this time. Oh, congratulations. Yeah, half a point. I have that special thing, that special thing. Can we put the game on? Yeah, you can put the game where I thought it's on everywhere. On the, the audio. Audio. Yes. Yeah, you got 15 minutes. Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, we got 15, 20 minutes left. Yeah, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. No, no, no, go ahead. No, honey, you make it. We're here to make you happy. Richard's asking if we can, for those that aren't watching on the stream, he's asking if they could put the game on the speakers instead of the show, instead of us. Yeah, cuz the show's not entertaining. We're not entertaining at all. Everybody wants to watch. We could watch the ball game, see the ball game without hearing it. Yeah, but he's going to have to find that special button we found to put our stuff on the house speakers. So all they're going to hear is the announcers glazing Arch Manning and how he's the greatest. He's the greatest thing ever. He's the greatest. Blazing. Is that our new term? Yes, ask her. She told me she charges a little price. By the way, have you ever been dropped? Actually, yes. They the their first number one rule when you start midget wrestling, they say don't let nobody pick you up. Well, what do I do my first night, first show out there, let this person pick, pick me up. Just light him and boom, to the concrete. Busted my eye open to everything. Did you have a wrestling handle like a name that you went by besides Rachel? Yes, it was Bambi. Bam B. Got it. Now, are you offended by midget or little person? I mean, seriously. No, no. What do you think about the whole terminology thing where people want to be offended by the word? Well, I kind of get it because some people don't use it how it's supposed to be used. So if you're using it to attack them, then of course nobody's gonna like it. How do you attack them? You little. I mean, that doesn't make sense. That's silly. Is that, is that an attack? Is that how they do it? Yeah, that's how you attack with it. Yeah, yeah, but he was, he was just demonstrating. I know. He's really a good dude. All the time mad at a little person. He's an academic. He's. He's examining the. What, the meaning of everything that's going on. How dare you. How dare you. So in an attack mode it's negative. Yeah, but in wrestling it's positive. Yeah, of course. Okay. Because it's theater. Yeah, that's what. And that's what. You want to come see us? We got to promote you. Absolutely. All right. On our YouTube stream. By the way, Crazy V has just given us 9.99 to buy her a shot. Oh, is it a little shot? Ah, thanks there, Mike. By the way, there is a poll on the stream right now too. If you go to the chat room. Were you little? Who's gonna win the game board, John? Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. I'm a serious. I mean everybody's born little. Little. Yeah. But were you little or than little when you were born? No, I was average. So like when you were 2, is that when you were like looking in the mirror like, man, I'm a little shorter than everybody else. I mean, two's a little young. More like about six, seven. You know when you start school and you're looking around, you're like, what in the world? You're like looking around. All these kids are like this. And you're down here and you're like, what's really going on here? They shrunk me, honey. I shrunk the kids. So like what age did you know that? It was official when I started kindergarten. Okay. And then especially in first grade, you know, I'm like looking at myself. I'm like, all right. Well, they all grew like a foot over the summer and here I am. Well, you're looking like something, sweetheart. Shaking a bank. You're an awesome sport by the way. That's great. Letting him lift you up like that. That's awesome. All right, we'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by Carson Radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com. we're here at the Gas Monkey, Dallas, Texas. All right, the game is gaming. Is the score up yet? 0000 BE. Give me the vet the John Clay Wolf show. Don't do things you shouldn't. Miss me when I'm gone, Mike. In Texas. Hey, you got a 16 Camaro SS as a sticker and automatic. It's automatic. Average rough or clean? I would say it's clean. Okay, what color is it? White with orange stripes. Yellow. Yellow. Is that 15 grand rig? Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike. Is that a fifteen thousand dollar rig? It's probably more like a thirty thousand. A swing and a miss there, John. Well, I mean let me, let me just a bit outside. Mike, where are you coming up with your figures? Well, just a couple years ago it was sold for 40. Okay. How many miles were on it? 35. Okay. And where was it sold for 40? At the Chevy dealership. I'm not sure what the name of it is. Is it a 2ss or a 1ss? A 2ss. Okay, well, now that changes things. Is it automatic or stiff? Automatic. I wish it was a stick. Would 20 grand buy it? No. What would buy it or do you even want to sell it? I'm actually trying to figure out what it's really worth, but I, my, really, what I want to do is have you cleaned it up. Okay. What's it gonna cost me to clean it up? Well, my son in law is a technician and he, the only thing he could find wrong with it is he said there's a bearing going on. The bearing in the motor? No, in the wheel. Okay. There's 500, 700. You can't do it. So you want, you want me to take it and fix it and give it back to you? I'm not a Camaro guy. I'm more of a Mustang guy. And my brother in law left to me knowing that it's kind of like that movie with a dog. With a. The guy has to bring it back to his family and he hates the dog, but he ends up loving it. I kind of love the car now, but I don't know enough about it to, you know, there's not much to know. It's a 16 Camaro SS. They took a 16 Camaro and they put some stripes on it and called it an ss. I'm not knocking on it. Just is what it is. It's not that big of a deal. I'm, I, I did hit you too low. It actually doesn't have any stripes on it. Okay, then it's even less important. But I mean, where are we going in this conversation? Because we're on national radio. You want to sell it? I mean, I, I, I, I'm not gonna recon it for you for free and give it back. No, no, no. I would pay you. I'd want somebody that's rep. Credible is what I'm saying. Hey, you know what? I know a guy that's known for doing this kind of stuff. I do not. Have you ever heard of a gas monkey garage? Did you ever watch Fast and loud? Yeah, I watched that all the time. Okay. He's right here with me right now. The Richard Rollins. Richard, can you fix, can you fix a bearing on a Camaro ss? Now they want to come over to your place. And they want to watch it happen. They want to help you. They want to drink with you. They're going to come over and eat dinner. You can make him dinner. Because you always talk about what a great chef you are, and then just spend some quality time with Mike in the free car that his brother left him. Well, you know, when. When you. When you get into one of those situations, what I do is it's, you know, it's. My labor rate's probably 200 an hour, but if you're in a watch, that's another 100. And if you want to. Want to talk about it, that's another 200. And pretty soon we're going to be at about $1500 an hour. And even then, no, I don't want. Hang out with Mike and fix his Camaro. I just don't. I mean, it's a 2016 Camaro, double S, automatic, whatever. Whatever that means. But you hit it a little higher than I would have. I hit it about 18. Mike, if. Do you like money? I do. Okay. Do you like $22,000? I. I mean, I don't need money, but I'm just saying I. I like the car. I just want somebody. Wait a second. Now. I want to hang out with Mike. If he doesn't need money, he must have a bunch. Yeah. Mike. Mike, what's your network. I respect you. I. I've never heard your show until I've been over there cleaning his house and the radio came on and your show was done, and he used to listen to you all the time, apparently. But it's just crazy how this all. He respects you, John. Well, here's what. Okay, his. His stepbrother died story, and I felt really good about it. His stepbrother died and left him a Camaro. Is it like a bad gift? He left a Ford guy Camaro, like, ha. And then he was over at his house cleaning up, and the guy listened to us on the radio. So he. Think there's a connection here. Oh. All I can offer you to. To close the. The gap on that missing piece in your Life is a $22,000 check. If you don't need money. Hang on. If you don't need. You know what? I'm not as cool as Richard, so you can bring it over to my place and we'll fix it together. And I'd buy it for ten grand. And we'll listen to me on the radio, too. Actually, I'll have you on the radio anyway. There's a lot of options. Options here. It's A lot for you to digest. I'll throw in some garage beer so y' all can drink and have a good time. We'll figure this out. You can come out to Walnut Springs. You can come by Gas Monkey, Ice House and we'll have fun. All right. Thank you. 800-800-7234. Rex in Arkansas. Good morning. You're on the air. Hello. Hey, happy birthday, John. Thank you. And I got a. I got a van that's been in my family since 1980 and it's a 67 G10, 256 cylinder and it was my dad two owner and I don't know what it's worth. Well, is it a short bed van or short van or a long van? No, it's a wrong long van. Is it got a bunch of windows in it or has it got no windows? No window. Okay, so it's a long. Is it a V8 or a straight six? It's got two in the door. Just the two barn doors on the back. Nothing on the side. It's got barn doors on the back. Nothing on site. Slider and strike fine axle. 256 cylinder, board 80. And it's. It was completely rebuilt and it's been setting for a long time. Well, let's talk about where you live now. Where is it sitting? Arkansas. Oh my goodness. How much rust does it have? How much of the van is left? No rust. It's all left. Long bed, barn door, 67 C10. Is it. Is it a three quarter ton or a regular half ton van? Well, 15 inch tire with 65 whole wheels would be a half ton. Yes, that should be. It was emergency transfer and warehouse moving van. How much damage does it have? How much damage does it have? Any like wrecks or dings or dents or rust or cracked windows or the. No. Okay. It was painted. It was painted in 1980 with Amaron paint. Oh, Amaron. All right, so It's. It's a V8 350. No, it's a six cylinder 250. Okay, 256 cylinder. But I hope y' all are going somewhere with all this. I'm just trying to get the picture. If it's no rust and it doesn't have major dents and dings and it's long bed, barn door, single or no sides and no slides. I am a buyer at $1200. I'll tell you what, come look at it. Oh, no. All right. That's going to cost me more than $1,200 to come to our how about you start taking. Get some pictures and load it up. You can go to Gas Monkey Buys. I don't want it. Here's what you got to do. Take a bunch of pictures. Take a bunch of pictures. Take a bunch of pictures and load them into Gas. Gas Monkey Buys. You hit up gas monkey buys.com and put your info in there. I'll call you. Now. The reason I took him to the air is it said we needed to replace Gigi with the. Like John. Thank you, Bambi. Bambi. There's all of that was your day made, Richard seeing a little person? I have mixed feelings. Oh, really? I'm not really sure where to place them all, but I've always had a good time. I partied with some short people, and they're. They're always very gracious and. And they like to party. Really. She's a lovely guy. You know why they. You know why? If you party with the short people or if you want to call them ninjutsu or whatever, you know, they'll put you under the table. You know why? Because that's where you got to go to see them. Hey, Scott in Louisiana. Good morning. You're on the air. Scott in Louisiana. You're on the air, bud. Yeah, right here, huh? Happy birthday, John, from the wol, Lake Charles, Louisiana. That's more or less Texas. Thank you, Scott. Yeah, appreciate it. Wolf pack chat. All right. Appreciate it, sir. We'll see you in Walnut Spring soon. As soon as we get our hard dates figured out with all the changes that just happened. Yeah, I'm bringing my pots up there to cook. All right. I mean, bringing up a Louisiana Cajun to cook for you is not ever the worst idea. No, no, he does great, man. Matt in Franklin, Louisiana. What you got? Yeah, John. Say, why don't you and Richard come down to Louisiana? I got a couple of old trucks and an old jeep I want y' all to fix up for me and tell me how much they're worth. We don't do that kind of stuff. We try to buy things from you so that we can sell them for a profit. He's. He's making fun of that Camaro. I was yelling at the guy in the radio. Run the thing until the bearing breaks, and then fix it and run it again. Thank you. Horns down, Grange, they got a lot of nice girls. The John Clay Wolf show has been a presentation of givemetheven.com from the Westwood One Radio Network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show.