#52 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #52 Summary

Date: February 12, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Co-hosts/Regulars: J.D. Ryan, Bobbo, Turley
Podcast Theme: Loose, irreverent, high-energy talk show covering cars, music, everyday life, with a dose of humor and regular forays into sports, sex, and rock & roll.

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Episode Overview

This episode sees the John Clay Wolfe crew in rare form, leaping from their latest obsession with drones to stories from the front lines of the car business, concert tales, wild Oklahoma laws, and reflections on everything from dog-eared pickup trucks to Steely Dan fandom. Sprinkled throughout are lively car buy/sell negotiations, sarcastic banter about jobs, and a recurring theme of cutting through industry BS. Tonally, it's a blend of smart-ass commentary, genuine knowledge, and friends riffing on the day's news.

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Main Themes & Purposes

• Drones & New Tech: John’s new DJI Phantom 3 drone is the main show-and-tell, providing the launching pad for stories and jokes.
• Buying & Selling Cars: Live car appraisals and negotiations, tips for listeners on getting the best deal, and candid stories from the business.
• Music & Events: Recaps of recent concerts (notably Steely Dan & Steve Winwood), and nostalgia for classic rock culture.
• Industry Real Talk: Calling out shady dealership tactics, explaining the “givemethevin.com” model, and addressing myths and competitor mudslinging.
• Regional Flavor & Humor: Oklahoma/Arkansas shout-outs, oddball local laws, and the joys/pains of operating in various markets.

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Key Segments & Discussion Highlights

1. Drone Mania & Hijinks

[00:10 – 08:19]

• John won a DJI Phantom 3 drone at an auto auction, was supposed to give it away, but kept it:
  • “I'm not giving that to anybody. I want that.” (John, 00:44)
• Describes flying it over the Starbucks drive-thru, buzzing by local businesses, and using it to spy on the neighborhood.
• JD, Turley, Bobbo all comment on the drone’s “return home” feature and camera prowess.
• Edges into raunchy/funny territory about the “baby-arm” Starbucks employee and drone surveillance possibilities.
• Memorable quote: “It's the coolest thing I've ever seen in my entire damn life. I'm absolutely mesmerized. I think it's better than my first piece of ass.” (John, 01:20)

2. Dealership Life & Car Business Realities

[08:19 – 15:00+]

• Briefly discuss theft of catalytic converters (“the hustle”) for the rare metals and callers offer insights.
• John rails against junk offers, “dreamboat” sellers, and sets expectations for listeners who call in with less-desirable cars:
  • “If you have any car parts that support your barbecue grill, honey, I don't want it.” (John, 16:51)
• Live calls for valuations: Raptor, Tahoe, Sequoia, etc., with John quick to reality-check overly optimistic sellers.

3. Concerts & Rock & Roll Nostalgia

[12:00 – 15:00+]

• Recap of attending a Jack Ingram concert and, later, Steely Dan and Steve Winwood show.
• Delve into the “cult” following of Steely Dan, audience demographics, and their status as the “best lounge act in the world”:
  • “There were nerdy people there... It was above enjoying the music. It was way into it.” (John, 43:10, [timestamp refers to transcript])
  • “If you pass the plate at this deal and they knew that Becker or... Fagan... like was gonna do something with it... they do it.” (John, 44:00)

4. Oklahoma Humor & Crazy State Laws

[37:33; 104:20+]

• Dive into a list of bizarre Oklahoma “sex laws”, riffing on real and invented statutes for comic effect.
  • “It is illegal for a man to fire a gun when his partner reaches her high point during a relation.” (J.D., 106:12)
• Plenty of jabs at the region’s quirks: “crossing the Mason-Dixon line” references, poking fun at local culture.

5. Anti-BS Manifesto: ‘GiveMeTheVin’ and Dealer Drama

[56:57; 91:14+]

• John addresses listener skepticism from Oklahoma/Arkansas, stressing their legit, hassle-free car-buying operation.
• Calls out dealership lies (“they say it’s illegal to sell us your car,” “your bank won’t let you”), explaining the real story behind “in-and-out” transactions and why dealerships resist outside buyers.
  • “Don’t start lying about me, because I’m setting the market. I’m putting the truth in the public’s hands.” (John, 92:02)
• Our job openings: Announced multiple times, emphasizing need for tech- and phone-savvy people, even future Northeast expansion—“I need some Yankees!”

6. Open Lines – Live Car Appraisals

Throughout

• Several “let’s make a deal” segments, fielding calls about everything from late-model high-end Rovers to ancient Dodge vans.
• John delivers numbers off the top of his head, offers unvarnished advice, and sometimes lambastes sellers for unrealistic expectations.

7. Side Stories & Memorable Bits

• Johnny Manziel mock commercial: Parodies Manziel as a stoner entrepreneur (76:25), lampooning celebrity endorsements of bong products.
• Uncle Roy postal story: Uncle Roy recounts a heated encounter at the post office, illustrating the show’s love of colorful, semi-chaotic personal stories.
• Hiring Announcements: “Between four and seven thousand dollars a month... and we pay them one hundred dollars a car.” (John, 68:01)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “This drone is better than my first piece of ass... I know it's better than my first piece.” (John, 01:20)
• “We are the Amazon of the car business.” (John, 07:48)
• “If you have any car parts that support your barbecue grill, honey, I don't want it.” (John, 16:51)
• “You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth.” (John, 49:26)
• “Monkeys are hard on rental property.” (John, 129:37)
• “Don’t start lying about me, because I'm setting the market. I'm putting the truth in the public’s hands. I'm doing the Lord Jesus Christ work.” (John, 92:02)
• “You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge.” playing NWA on a country station, winking at format-bending. (59:52)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 00:10–08:19: Drone shenanigans, new gadget joy
• 12:00–15:00: Live concert recaps; Jack Ingram, Steely Dan, Steve Winwood
• 16:51: "If you have any car parts that support your barbecue grill..."—How not to sell John a car
• 37:33; 104:20: Oklahoma sex laws—hilarious top 10 list
• 43:10–46:18: Steely Dan concert analysis
• 49:26–53:00: Dealer realism: what John will and won’t pay for big-mile cars
• 56:57; 91:14: Addressing dealer lies, regional skepticism – how 'givemethevin.com' works
• 76:25: Johnny Manziel “Johnny Bong Man” parody ad
• 97:10: Uncle Roy’s post office misadventure
• 106:12: Top 10 Oklahoma sex laws
• 129:37: Monkeys as problematic tenants!
• 142:21: Fatherhood/daughters discussion—how it ruined John’s ability to look at women

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Closing Thoughts

The John Clay Wolfe Show #52 is a wildly energetic episode brimming with “real talk” on everything from new tech toys and music fanaticism to unapologetic insights into the auto trade, coated in a thick layer of humor, personal storytelling, and regional color. Whether discussing the latest drone features, joking about Oklahoma legal oddities, or cutting through auto industry misinformation, JCW and crew prove there’s no topic they won’t take for a test drive.

Perfect for: Fans of automotive culture, classic rock, “guy talk” radio, anyone seeking a smart-ass but knowledgeable take on business, tech, and the weirdness of everyday life.

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Transcript

[A]

Right on time, Jay.

[B]

Right on time.

[A]

That was close.

[B]

It was. We had the most fun.

[A]

I won a drone at the auto auction this Tuesday.

[C]

Get out of town.

[A]

Actually, I was supposed to give it away because we had our anniversary sale, and they're giving away these gifts, and we're the top seller out there at the auction the past four years, right? So they come up and they give me these slips to give away to the guy that buys the next car. But one of them was a drone.

[B]

This really cool drone.

[A]

And I'm like, I'm not giving that to anybody. Wow. I want that. Yeah. And then the next one was a yeti cooler. I'm like, oh, I want one of those too. But, I mean, they've been taking money out of my cars for, like, months, right? $7 a car to build the kitty. So I kind of paid for all this stuff. And the people that were looking at me fixing to buy my cars, they didn't know that there was a gift attached.

[C]

No.

[A]

So if I didn't tell them, then just keep it.

[B]

It's like Santa Claus, Daddy.

[A]

But I'll tell you, this drone deal, guys. So it's a Phantom 3. DJI.

[B]

DJI. Yeah.

[A]

There's 600, and it's the coolest thing I've ever seen in my entire damn life. I'm absolutely mesmerized. I think it's better than my first piece of ass.

[B]

God. Wow.

[A]

I know it's better than my first piece. I don't know if it's better than my third piece, ass, but it was definitely better than the first.

[B]

John called me. He said, come out here and let's do this. Oh, my God. It's been years since someone said that to me.

[A]

Parking lot.

[C]

Is it cool?

[B]

Oh, it's so cool.

[A]

It's real. Yeah. I just. I. I just told Jay. I was like, come out here real quick. I mean, we just. We've been out in the parking lot of the studio, and he ran out over the road.

[B]

He took it over to the line at the Starbucks.

[A]

I took it over to the window at Starbucks.

[B]

Literally, to the window.

[A]

You can't see it. So you have an iPad, and you have it all synced up, and that's what JD when it flew away, it went away.

[B]

You've lost it, man. He goes, look. See where we're going, dude? It's so cool.

[A]

Camera on the bottom, and you could follow and fly it with the camera. So we flew it over to Mama's Pizza on the other side of 30.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

And we Flew it over to Starbucks, and I gave the old. Because that lady that's got the elbow cut her arm cut off at Starbucks.

[D]

The baby arm.

[A]

She's got a baby. And then she's got the finger deal at the end of it. And I went through there this morning and got my coffee, and she knows. She knows I like it because, like, she sticks her hand out to take my change, you know, my 65 cents. And I give her the look like, come on, baby. You know how I like it. So she sticks that baby arm back out and takes my.

[E]

My.

[A]

My loose change with that finger on the bottom of her stub. All right, well, you know, everybody's got their deal. And then it's so. So she takes my loose change with that thing, and then I give her another dollar tip for. For.

[B]

For the show.

[C]

Performing.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

For getting me off.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

Your lord.

[C]

No, I mean reward.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

With my badass coffee bus.

[B]

And now he's stalking her. Now he's stalking her with his drone.

[A]

So I took the drone over there, and he's got. And I gave it a little wiggle, and she knew it was me.

[B]

There we go.

[C]

Do you think she knew it was me?

[A]

She had to know it was me mixing. Our manager came in. The VIN pulls in. He said, I thought. He said, I knew that was you. I'm sitting there at a red light in the middle of a busy intersection. There's a drone looking at me. He said, I knew it was you.

[C]

So this is like a special new relationship. This is like the Prince and Apollonia phase of your career.

[A]

I'm liking it a lot.

[E]

Huh.

[A]

So if you have an extra $600 laying around or you have a buddy, you and a buddy have $300 laying around. I wouldn't bust it up into more than a partnership because somebody's gonna crash.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And you've got a registered with the faa, right? I'm sure you've done that already.

[A]

I've done it all. I mean, I got it, you know, Tuesday, and I've already walked it through city hall.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

I live in the country.

[C]

That's great.

[A]

So we've been having a fun with it out there. When I got it, I was like, oh, the boys will love this. Yeah, they.

[D]

They haven't used it yet. Right.

[A]

I get to fly it next. Shut up.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Can I fly it next? So I take it up so high, they can't screw anything up and let them fly around. But here's what's cool, is when it loses, it's what happens if you lose it. If you lose. So you're flying this thing off of a screen. You can't see it. It's a mile away from you in somebody's backyard, looking at their swimming pool, trying to see them laying out. Sure. That wouldn't. I wouldn't do that.

[B]

No. Somebody else might, though.

[C]

In the name of science.

[A]

Though. In the name of science.

[C]

Sure.

[A]

And it says, lost connectivity with the copter.

[C]

Get out of range.

[A]

It flies up 200ft and then it comes back home, and then it lands right where it took off. If I take this thing off of the hood of my truck, Right.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I fly it away a mile away, and I turn off the radio controller, it will come back home like a good dog and it'll land right on the hood of my truck.

[C]

Get out of town.

[A]

I swear to God.

[C]

Shut the front door.

[A]

Swear to God.

[C]

Unbelievable.

[A]

It's fun. It should cost $6,000, not 600.

[B]

Yeah, I thought they were. I really thought they were like 1200 bucks.

[A]

I think they were. And they're just getting cheaper. But it's the camera quality. Awesome. I went and we. I live in the country, so I don't have many neighbors, but I was buzzing around my. This one guy's pool. Sure. And I gotta watch out for that because out of the country, you know, everybody's got shotguns.

[B]

Yeah. You flew it over an area close to our studio here, and I thought possibly someone would take it out.

[A]

Where our studio is. On one side of the bricks is the rich folk, and on the other side of the bricks is the po folk.

[B]

Yeah, exactly. We're right on the line.

[A]

I mean, literally. And you. It's like we are on the Mason Dixon line.

[B]

Are you really, Mr.

[A]

I took it over the line again.

[B]

He did.

[A]

I went to the hood.

[C]

Well, you'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, right?

[A]

None of. None of the ghetto stompers were up yet. We went and swept the streets with the drone this morning. We went and went up and down all the good drug trading corners, and nobody was up. Business was not open yet.

[B]

Oh, you didn't give them time to load, right?

[D]

Well, no, they're yelling. They're doing the ghetto bird sound. That's when they see it flying around.

[A]

They're still asleep.

[B]

I promise. You fly that over there on a Saturday night, you're done.

[A]

Oh, it's done. And it's got blinking.

[B]

Blinking lights. You put like a.

[C]

Like a badge on it, like a shield, you know? Yeah. They won't shoot that down Burleson Police or Johnson County Sheriff's Department or something. Get a voice vocoder.

[A]

It has a voice vocoder in the rc, the handset.

[B]

That's awesome.

[A]

Nearing the edge of the range. Achieve maximum altitude. Battery getting low. Please bring. But we named it BB8.

[B]

For the kids.

[A]

BB8 home.

[B]

What is that? How far, I mean how far can.

[A]

You go on this one? Oh, I don't know, man.

[B]

How far have you gone?

[A]

500. That's.

[D]

That's high.

[B]

Not very high.

[A]

That's high.

[C]

Your attention please come forward with your hands up and give us all your cocaine.

[B]

That's a God. That's a 50 story building.

[A]

Good morning, J.D.

[B]

Good morning, John.

[A]

Hi, Bobbo. Hi.

[B]

We have a toy.

[A]

Yes. I'm very excited. Every commercial break we're going to run out.

[B]

Yeah, we, we're not here when we come back. You know why?

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. Eight hundred, 800 radio. So when we buy your car this week, we won't even walk out to meet you. We'll just fly the drone over and it'll drop the check off and it'll fly around your car and inspect the photos and send back the messages.

[B]

Now you see, that's what Amazon's thinking about doing. Having packages.

[A]

We are the Amazon of the car business.

[B]

Can you see that really happening?

[A]

We're the Amazon of the car business. I see it happening already. I'm already doing it tomorrow. No, I have seen the Amazon drones where they bring the bag the thing and let it up. Do I see that happening, man? I don't know, man. I don't know. I don't think.

[D]

Cuz that's a, that's a sign that.

[A]

That's Jets's dude. Yeah.

[D]

Just shoot. You want to shoot them down.

[B]

The problems you have with that is A, you hit somebody. B, it hits, you know, it. It lands on somebody's lawn that somebody, you know, they know there's a package involved.

[D]

The liability is a lot.

[B]

Yeah, the liability is crazy.

[A]

Fly that thing over the ghetto. Now that. See, no, they would take shots over the ghetto because they would want the package. Right? And I know that this sounds bad, but we look, I mean these same people are coming up to the office and cutting catalytic converters out of used cars. True. That's true. What? Yeah, we, we lost. How, how many have we lost?

[D]

10.

[A]

10 catal.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

It's insane.

[D]

It's insane.

[A]

Somebody that's listening knows the hustle. So what are they getting for these catalytic converters? On a traverse?

[B]

That's what I'm getting.

[D]

An accurate M.D. i mean, it's just random.

[A]

Ford Ranger.

[B]

Is it for the actual unit or Rangers don't have something in it like copper? Copper?

[D]

I don't know. I don't think they're made out of copper.

[A]

I think it's for the unit, but we're going to replace them for 65. So what's a used one worth? I don't know. 5.

[B]

It's so bad. I saw the. We pulled up to Jason's Deli the other day, and there's a sign on the side of the building saying it says, all copper in this building has been tagged.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

I mean, outside of Jason's deli, a.

[C]

Catalytic converter for a 2009-2014 Chevy Traverse. $483.

[A]

But that's retail. We don't pay retail, dog.

[C]

Well, you don't pay anything when you cut it off of the car. That's all I'm saying.

[B]

Pawn Shop boys wisdom by Bob.

[A]

65 bucks is what we're. Uncle Roy's getting them replaced for. That's cheap, but it's just a pain in the butt. That's the. I mean, is his legal. Are we getting them done properly?

[D]

I have no idea. We'll have to ask Uncle Roy later.

[A]

I think we should call him now. You need to keep Uncle Roy's number on tap.

[D]

She's got. They got him in there.

[A]

We need him throughout the day. And I don't want to call him yet because we've got four hours and we've got. He's got a story about melting down at the tag office. Yeah.

[D]

He goes. We went postal at the postal office.

[C]

Oh, no.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

It's good. Uncle Roy story, everybody. I still hear people talk about Uncle Roy stories. Everybody wants to hear more Uncle Roy. Sure.

[C]

Right.

[A]

There's one thing about this show people want more of. It's Roy Norris.

[B]

Roy. I get that.

[A]

Ah. Okay. GiveMeTheEven.com is what we're powered by. And we will buy your car. And we'll show you how we buy your car. We'll do it on the radio right now. If you want to call 8008-0072-3480-0800-RADIO. I've got no. Well, there's one. I'll just take it. Just blind cold. Good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Yeah, just a quick heads up. People steal catalytic converters because the palladium and platinum in there.

[A]

Do they make Meth out of it?

[E]

No, no. Palladium and platinum. They have rare earth metals in the catalytic converters.

[D]

So what are they doing?

[A]

What are they doing with them?

[B]

Yeah, what do you take that.

[E]

I mean, you can take them to a recycler or a scrapper and some are actually worth a lot of money.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Clearly they are.

[E]

Old Germans are the most valuable. But you can. If you search them up online, you can find out the kind of a price sheet for each of them.

[A]

When I'm searching up online, I normally go busty. Young German. Not old German, but that's 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800. But he just laid it up there, dude. He just said it right there. I had. It's like a T ball. Old German. What was your old German rendition?

[C]

You will see some deceased young man. You will tell me, where is the rabbit?

[A]

Bob and I have some Steely Dan stories. We'll get to that later in this morning's presentation.

[B]

Yes, another concert.

[A]

I've been to four concerts this summer.

[D]

Rock and roll, man.

[A]

Rock and roll, man. Yeah.

[B]

You and I went Saturday night to Jack Ingram.

[A]

That was good.

[C]

How was that?

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I liked it.

[C]

Yeah, he's great.

[A]

He had more people there than I anticipated.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Well, he's not a hit right now.

[B]

No, he's still fun.

[A]

How many people seat in the bottom of Billy Bob's in the seated area?

[B]

I used to know this number.

[A]

2000.

[B]

2000. About like that.

[A]

So there were 1500 people there.

[B]

I like that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Pretty good.

[C]

Plus general admission.

[A]

Do you remember when I said yeah, plus. Yeah, I don't think I said it to you. I said, he's going to call me at 4 in the morning, all wasted.

[B]

Yeah. Did he?

[A]

And he texted me at 4 in the morning, all wasted.

[C]

That's his 6 in the afternoon.

[A]

It really is.

[B]

Hey, man, he reminds me of Charlie when I saw Charlie Robinson there. Because Charlie was trashed. Now, Jack wasn't, but Charlie was. I mean, Charlie was on stage.

[A]

Had a wild look in his eye, though. He did.

[B]

He did kind of like. He was like. You go. Anyway, that was weird.

[A]

It was weird. But he's. It's been. I've been seeing that in him for years. Good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Yeah, the thing about those Cadillac converters that y' all were talking about here in Oklahoma, they make us. You'd have to take their title to the actual car that keeps the thieves from stealing them.

[A]

Yeah. Well, thank you. Good morning from Oklahoma. Nothing like an Oklahoma call. In to tell you how to break into a pharmacy and get all this. A veteran in freon. And what's the other? What's the other?

[C]

Just. Just look for the suffix odone on the end of anything.

[B]

Odone. Yeah, yeah. It has.

[A]

No, listen, if I'm from Oklahoma, but if you. Y' all need to know how to take. Make the best meth in Love County. You take the palladium out of a catalytic converter to a compounding pharmacy.

[B]

You mix it up with pseudo fast.

[C]

That heats up even, man. At a regular temperature. Just get a shot of chili pepper in there. Like that, man. Just a little chili powder.

[A]

Play the commercial. Turley. We'll be back. We've gotta go to break. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Givemetheven.com My name's John Clay Wolf will be here for the next four hours. You poor, poor, poor bastards. People that get screwed by selling their car too cheap to my opponents. I can't help them. I tell them to go to givemetheven.com we're the smartest. We have the best technology. We're the fastest, and our money's the best. It's fast. It's good, man. It pays quick. Givemetheven.com if you have a carmax offer that I don't beat, I'll just overnight you a check for $100. That's how much money we have. We're not scared to do business.

[D]

We're gr.

[A]

Great.

[C]

Where.

[A]

It's America. We're gonna make the America great again.

[F]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[A]

Saturday, Saturday, Saturday. Are we gonna be live next week? We're gonna be fake.

[D]

It'll be Memorex.

[A]

It'll be fake. Maybe. Maybe.

[D]

Just tune in and find out.

[A]

We always work on the holidays, man. I don't want to do it again.

[B]

I don't want to go.

[A]

This is. This is so. Fourth of July's next Monday.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

And you're going to Colorado. Yes. I'll be out. I won't be here Saturday.

[A]

What about you?

[B]

I will not be here Saturday. I'll be in North Carolina. The outer Banks.

[A]

What about you, bud?

[C]

I'll be right here, dude.

[A]

Just me and you.

[C]

I'll be right here.

[A]

Can you run that thing over there?

[C]

What, the Charlie job?

[A]

Yeah. No. Okay.

[C]

Horrible things that.

[A]

Wait. We may just do it. J.D. obviously. He's such an old professional. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. Is the call in number. Here's what I suggest. Just a tip. About 30 minutes, the phone lines will stack up to the point that you can't get through.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Right now there's nobody on anything because everybody's asleep. And then once the calls start coming, then people realize what we're doing and they'll stack the lines up. So if you got a nice car, call in. I'll buy it. Call 800. 800 7234. Just say, hey, I've got a 07 vet with 32,000 miles. It's black. It hasn't been wrecked. It's got navigation. And I'll be like, I'll give you 20,000 for it or whatever the number is.

[C]

Then again, anybody with money in the stock market might be sleeping in.

[A]

This is true. This is true. If you've got a junk, then when you call in, we're just going to harass you. Be prepared. If you're an eagle listener and you've got a 300 car and you call in, I'm going to hit it at 100 and we're going to argue over if it's 500 or 100. If the transmission is hanging on a. Come along. Yeah. Off of the back patio, off of the double wide from a tree branch.

[B]

That bad?

[A]

I don't want it.

[B]

You don't want it?

[A]

If there's any. If you have any car parts that support your barbecue grill, honey.

[B]

You don't want your brothers.

[A]

I don't want it. I like nice cars. I'll impress you with some nice cars. Even if they've got miles on them. Guy called in a minute ago with that 07 Yukon loaded up with 170 on it. I gave him 8,000. Really? Yeah, really.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Really, really.

[C]

What about this Subaru Brat? We made it back into a hot tub that.

[A]

You know that I would like to see pictures of the girls that go in the hot tub full of water. Man. We'll discuss that whole situation.

[C]

Pump system doubles as a bone.

[A]

I've seen pickup beds at parades that are have liners in them. Yeah. And girls in them filled up with swimming pools.

[C]

You bet.

[A]

And we had a live remote going on at this thing. And when they came by we'd holler at them and they'd get naked and throw them at us like New Orleans stone. And then I started getting drunk and I. We had a hose. I told. I said get a hose out here. So. So they brought a hose up to the. I was on a stage kind of thing. We're broadcasting from this parade.

[B]

Right.

[A]

And exactly. Turley. This caused a problem. It's funny that this comes up.

[C]

People are still talking about that.

[A]

Do you remember? You know where I'm going?

[C]

Okay, what happened?

[A]

So I have a. I'm the Ford Dodge dealer in the radio host in this small town. Big guy, big deal in a small pond. Yeah. Summer's last blast in Vernon. We ought to wait until they pick up later.

[D]

You tell again.

[A]

So I asked one of the employees running. Run a hose out to the grandstand.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

So when the cars would come up, the muscle cars, I would spray them down. So they do burnouts. Oh, that was a great idea.

[C]

Half a million dollar restored classic automobiles.

[A]

An old boy had a few too many pops and he got sideways and lost it and took out a telephone pole. And a week before, I was watching something on tv or two weeks before this, Girls Gone, maybe it was Girls Gone Wild. And I was like, mardi Gras beads. We need Mardi Gras beads this year. So I ordered a bunch. You remember all those Mardi Gras beads? And we're throwing beads. And the next day in church, at the church, the preachers were talking about me.

[B]

Really?

[A]

How I am corrupt in this town.

[B]

They did not.

[A]

They were in church because. Yes, we were. We were.

[B]

You know, they brought you up by name.

[A]

Oh. And we were in the paper. And how we. You know, because I was livening up this event.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

And. And the. The Bible beaters do not like it.

[B]

Oh, my Lord. Dude, are you serious?

[A]

Serious. Because I brought all these devil beads.

[E]

Devil beads.

[A]

And I got all these ladies getting naked.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then I started spraying people down with water. And they were getting naked because of that. And then they were lighting up their back tires and wrecking out and took out the telephone pole.

[C]

Because your faith, brothers and sisters, is like a classic automobile.

[A]

Here we go.

[C]

And John Wolf with his scratchy beads and his dangerous devil water is here to tear your classic automobile down to save a soul.

[A]

It's the only thing that wholetown has going for it besides our business. I mean, it was two horse town, one horse town, but it's a hot rod town. I remember being at a bar and this guy said, you know, this town sucks when the coolest thing in it is a car dealership.

[C]

He's right too.

[B]

He was right.

[A]

Jared Layman. Now, we were. We were hiring everybody. Everybody was coming from the big town, the little town. Come work. We're putting just together a.topless.com with marijuana and fireball.

[C]

I never saw Anything illegal?

[A]

No, there wasn't anything illegal. It was just all talk, right?

[C]

Other than a bunch of crime. It was just like Joe Pesci's crew in casinos.

[A]

What?

[C]

I always kind of saw it as just a bunch of cool guys, man, selling cars like candy bars.

[A]

If we'd have just had a drone, really. 800-800-7234. Go ahead and put him on hold, darling. Quick. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800, 7234. Speaking of old pos's, put them on hold. Hold means hold. 800, 800 radio. O2F, 150, stick shift, dent in the tailgate, 160,000 miles. Michael, you are living the dream, dog. Living the dream, dog.

[E]

Yes. Yes, sir, I am.

[A]

What do you owe on this pearl?

[E]

I still owe just over 4,000.

[A]

Oh, man. I think you got full coverage, insurance.

[E]

Yes, sir, I sure do.

[A]

Do you smoke?

[E]

Yes, sir, I do.

[A]

Do you have any four wheelers or motorcycles that take gallon gasoline from, like a five gallon can?

[E]

No, sir, I do not.

[A]

What?

[E]

Just a lawnmower. That's it.

[A]

All right. Well, that'll work. Well, take all those things together and use your imagination. You might get rid of that. 800-800-72-34. My name is John Clay Wolf. We'll be right back. Uno momento, por favor.

[F]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[A]

Bobbo. Yo, yo, yo, J.D.

[B]

Good morning, John.

[A]

I'm gonna knock out a couple cars real quick, then we'll get on to talking about sex, drugs and rocky roll. Eric 13, Raptor with 67 crew. Cab or extended cab? Yeah, yeah, me too. Yeah, I know. Did you hear about that one? Is it a crew cab or an extended cab?

[E]

It's a crew cab.

[A]

Thank God the extended cabs don't bring s. It's got 60, 000 miles. Is it. Is it lifted? Is it. Is it stock or is it.

[E]

No, nothing. Completely stock. Nothing done to it. I got out of the oil field and haven't touched it.

[A]

What's your payoff?

[E]

It is 47 something.

[A]

You're tanked, dude. You're bad. You flipped.

[E]

Yeah, I know. I. That's the only reason I gotta get out from under.

[A]

You got any money?

[E]

Nothing to put down.

[A]

I don't need down. I mean, to get out. You gotta write me a check to buy this one. If I'm gonna pay off 47 grand, it's gonna cost you 10,000 to get. To get loot. It's gonna cost you 10,000 just to get loose of this.

[E]

Think so?

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean it's like a bad woman. It ain't gonna be free. No. A 67000 mile Raptor. He's got. He has. I don't think so. I know so. Yeah. Repo. Repo Santander. Go ahead and throw the flag up. Here it comes. Oh, two Tahoe. How many miles are on it? Grissom?

[E]

164 000, man.

[A]

It's worth a thousand. 1500, 2000, maybe 2500 if it's super nice. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it in and put some pictures in so we can see it?

[E]

Yeah, that's fine.

[A]

Give me the vin.com chris07sequoia Is it two wheel drive or four?

[E]

It's two wheel drive.

[A]

Average rough or clean?

[E]

I'd say average.

[A]

Is it? Is it, is it? It's got big miles. Do you have a payoff on it?

[E]

It's a fine machine.

[A]

Do you have a payoff on it?

[E]

High payoff. I'm upside down in it, so I'm gonna be deep no matter what.

[A]

You got a check that clears that can help me if I make the payoff. I gotta get some money out of you to get loose. This is no fun. This is typical hour number one where everybody that's working for a living is coming, getting up early and coming home off the graveyard shifts and they're all flipped in these old miley cars and it's tough.

[E]

Come on, help the working man.

[A]

I hear you, dude. I mean what's your payoff yet?

[E]

It's probably way high. 12, 13, something like that.

[A]

Yeah man. You're so bad, Chris. I mean I'm not, I'm not.

[E]

I'm a nice guy, man.

[A]

I hear you. But the truck's a five grand rig. Yeah, I gotta go on that one. I love you but I'm he. He's as bad off as that down the raptor.

[B]

Oh yeah.

[A]

This upside down hour brought to you by Betty Hines Upside down Cakes. If you're flip bad, go make an upside down cake.

[D]

Really?

[B]

Ouch.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[C]

Well, I'm writing that down, man. That's a. That's a great new fictional brand name. Betty High Awesome.

[A]

GiveMeTheEven.com is the website.

[B]

So with your new drone, you've had a lot of fun. You haven't hurt anybody yet or come close to her name.

[A]

I almost hurt my youngest Child.

[B]

What?

[A]

Why? Well, I was taking a picture of him with the drone before he learned to fly it. Yeah. If you go to John Clay Wolf show on Facebook.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

I posted my first drone video.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Which is a feat in itself because just having it on your screen is one thing, but capturing it and wrapping it up, pushing it out.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Getting it up on Facebook harder than it should be.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. Anyway, kiddos sitting there, I got the drone sitting there. He's waving it, and the little bastard keeps trying to hit it with a plastic Fisher Price shovel.

[B]

Oh, man.

[A]

And he did get it yesterday. Yeah. And I heard the blades.

[B]

He didn't break it.

[A]

It didn't break it.

[B]

Really?

[A]

My two year old smacked my drone in air with a Fisher Price shovel.

[B]

And it didn't destroy it?

[A]

No.

[D]

And he giggled afterwards. Probably.

[A]

He giggled. But anyway, the drone's right over him and. And. Or near him. And I'm taking. I'm messing with the camera settings, trying to get a picture of him outside. And then I was like, okay, let's go up. And I pushed up and I actually pushed forward. And it came at him wide open, and he hit the deck. He's two and a half.

[B]

Good reflection, son. Good reflection.

[A]

He hit the deck.

[B]

Otherwise your head would be off.

[D]

The video is funny too. You can see it. You got to scroll to the end of it. But you see the kick. Duck his head and just buzz right by him.

[B]

Dude, that could be dangerous.

[A]

That could be dangerous.

[B]

Don't do that.

[A]

I learned. I. You know, you have to learn. You have to put your children in harm's way to figure things out. Why don't. I didn't want to hit him in the head with a moving drone.

[B]

Don't get the drone near the kids.

[A]

I went near it. It moves so fast.

[B]

I know. I saw a driver flying earlier.

[A]

Don't wreck your car. Don't get chlamydia. Don't, don't, don't.

[B]

No, don't put your kid on the hood of the car and drive down the road.

[A]

800. 800 radio and givemetheven.com Jason, what you got? Jason? Jason. Bye. Next. Who's this going once you there?

[E]

Hello?

[A]

Hello? What you got?

[E]

2014 WRX. STI.

[A]

Sounds nerdy. I like it. Is it all geeked out or is it stock? It's.

[E]

It's stock. It's stage one, but it's. It's mild.

[A]

So that's the one that you can buy new for 26 grand, right?

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Okay, so it's 18. How many miles are on it.

[E]

About 20,000.

[A]

Does 18 sound right?

[E]

It's close there.

[A]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com. load it in there. Say John spitballed me at 18 grand. I'll take that or I'll take 19. I'll buy this damn car. I buy Subies all day long. Love them. I love them. All right. Who's this? Who's this? Who's this? Who's this? What you got?

[E]

I got 07 PT Cruiser.

[A]

Nah, I don't want that. I hate those cars. Hung up. Who's this? Wow. Hi.

[E]

Hi.

[A]

Oh, you calling for a date? Hang on, let me change my hat. Okay. Yeah. Where are we going?

[B]

Morning.

[E]

Yeah, we'll talk about a date if you like. The 2007 Jeep Wrangler.

[A]

See, the stuff is for sale, boys and girls. It is for sale. It ain't just cars.

[C]

I need to give my daddy some money.

[A]

07 Wrangler. Does it have four doors or two?

[E]

Two door hard top.

[A]

Is it lifted? I got a hard top. Is it lifted or is it stock?

[E]

It's lifted, but I have stock tires on it now.

[A]

No offense, but I call it. Did you have a breast enhancement? Did you have a boob job ever?

[E]

No, never a boob job.

[A]

Okay, well, see, like these jeeps, people are putting what I call boob jobs on them. Yeah. Does it have boobs? Big old boobs. Lift wheels, tires, bumpers. Blah blah, blah, blah, blah. Same as a boob job.

[E]

It had flame fires on it. But I. When I changed the tires, I put stock tires back.

[A]

So it's got a push up bra.

[B]

Right.

[A]

What year model?

[E]

2007.

[A]

How many miles?

[E]

89, 748.

[A]

Automatic or stick? Cold air?

[E]

Automatic.

[A]

Sounds like. Sounds like. Sounds like. Sounds like. Sounds like. 10,000, 9, 10, 11,000. I need to see pictures of this one. Can you go to my website? Give me the vin.com. push two pictures to it. It'll take you 40 seconds.

[E]

Sure. She's a beauty.

[A]

Do that. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Rover. Jimmy, you got three, 300 miles on your Rover.

[E]

She put 300K, 3800.

[A]

Okay, and it's a, it's a 15. Is it? Which version?

[E]

Autobiography.

[A]

What color?

[E]

That's white with a Dave's interior. MSRP. New is 138, 750.

[A]

I went to look at one of these the other day. They're nice. Actually, they have an MSRP on an autobiography. That's 150.

[E]

Yeah, I was just lucky to get that one at that time. That's hard to get when I bought mine, sure.

[A]

You got a white tan with 30,000 miles. Is that right or no? 3,300 miles. Will 100 and will 100. Will 100. Will 100. Will 100 and. Hang on. I'm thinking.

[D]

A lot of zeros there.

[A]

Yeah, I'm glad to have a call in the 8 o' clock hour that's got a hundred thousand dollar car. Do you have a clear title?

[E]

Yes, sir.

[A]

And he's got money. Look at that. Hey, he's listening to a rock station. What station are you listening to us on?

[E]

Well, my XM ain't working in the car, so I got you by accident.

[A]

Where are you? What city?

[E]

I'm in Houston.

[A]

Okay. I'm not going to blame you for that. Are you on the sports station or the rock station? Okay. $110,000. Sounds like it to me.

[C]

Wow.

[E]

And that's all the money in the world?

[A]

No, no, that's my first offer. What's your counter?

[E]

Here's my problem. I was offered almost what I paid for it. But they're going to export it. And if they export it, they put me on a solicitor. I can't buy another one.

[A]

That's right.

[E]

And I don't want that.

[A]

That's very true. I'll buy the car. 110. It's white. It's white. White's good, but it's not the 150 MSRP, it's the 130. I. I'm close.

[E]

137.

[A]

110. I'm close. I'm real close. I will give $110,000 for the car. Will that buy it?

[E]

If you go to 115, I'll bring it to you today.

[A]

Go to givemetheven.com, push the VIN number and let me do it. Let me make sure it's got a clean fax and everything. And push a couple pictures and I will call you after the show.

[E]

Okay, I'll do that in about 30 minutes.

[A]

Givemetheven.com 800. 800-7234-800. Riding dirty, riding heavy.

[D]

That car was worth more than any other call so far this hour.

[A]

That car was worth as much as all the cars added up. That's what we do.

[B]

I was driving a Ferrari 430 yesterday.

[A]

Hang on, everybody. JD's feeling left out over there. I know.

[B]

I am.

[A]

Sorry. One upper here.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

What are you doing in a Ferrari, jd? This is just my weekend driver, your cop wannabe face. You and Crockett going around the streets.

[B]

Of Dfw I rolled up my sleeves in my jacket. It was so cool.

[D]

This is Aviators, actually.

[B]

Vinipaldi driving. It's. They have exotic cars. You can do Lamborghinis. You could do the Nissan GTR, Porsche 911.

[A]

Where were you?

[B]

It was at Texas Motor Speedway. They also do it in Houston.

[A]

Drove. Oh, in Houston? They do it.

[B]

They do it in Houston as well.

[A]

Where did. Did you drive the car?

[B]

Did you ride? Yeah, no, I drove it.

[A]

How. How fast did you go?

[B]

110. But it's. It. But it's not. You're not out on the oval. You're on a drive left, right, left, right, left, right.

[A]

And you got 110 on that, 110 on the street. Did they let you take it on the oval just for fun?

[B]

No.

[A]

That's too bad.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And you were in a what?

[B]

It was a Ferrari 4:30. Scadaria. Scadarius.

[D]

You got a picture of it.

[B]

What's that word? Yeah.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

I just buy them. I don't know how to pronounce it.

[B]

Yeah. Then they got. What color was it that it was this car? Yellow.

[A]

Did you love it?

[B]

Oh, God, yes. Oh, my Lord. I didn't think I would because I do radio stuff, you know? You think? Yeah. You know what? Whatever. I've been with the Blue Angels, blah, blah, blah. But I had so much fun. I got out once. I want to do that again. It was so cool. Really, really fun. Oh, my Lord. And you stomp on it. It just goes.

[A]

That.

[B]

No. Yeah. Paddle shifters. But I. I got to admit it. I'll be. I'll be the wuss. I'll admit it. I had it in automatic.

[C]

Oh, so you and Crocket bust any hookers?

[B]

We did. Dude, it was so great. We were smoking dough. Wow.

[A]

Crocket didn't smoke dope. He. He. He arrested dope guy.

[B]

Oh, I'm sorry. We were arresting dope.

[C]

Clean jelly bean.

[B]

Yeah, I was. I was a clean jelly bean. No, it was really fun.

[A]

Good morning. Who's this?

[E]

Oh, this is Tony.

[A]

Tony. What you got?

[E]

Yeah, Tony. Anthony.

[A]

Anthony. Where you calling in from? One of the boroughs.

[E]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm calling in from Westminster, Texas, outside of Oklahoma. Texas.

[C]

There you go.

[A]

All right.

[E]

It's a little town. Little bitty old podunk town. So here's the deal. I've got a 1989 Dodge and van.

[A]

Awesome. Like a child molester van.

[E]

Yeah. The captain seats. It is immaculate. Clean, brand new tires, all original AC both front and back. Has the bed that lays down.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

It also has less than 35,000 miles. Original.

[A]

Now, is your address in Texas or Oklahoma?

[E]

It's in Texas. It's actually in Austin where this vehicle is at. At my dad's house.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

So I would have to give you my dad's number is what it would be doing.

[A]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Because I certainly will, sir.

[C]

Do you have that vehicle on an Oklahoma address? That would make it like a federal case, you know, you don't cross the state line.

[B]

No.

[C]

That's what I heard.

[A]

That's a good one, Bob. I like it. Okay. Of course, the website's givethevin.com give me the vinyl. We're the Amazon of car buyers. Will come to your house. Give me the vin. Will come right to your home and pick up your rig. You don't even have to get out of your underwear to do the transaction. Load it up on your handheld. Get an email offer letter to you, an offer letter emailed to you. And we will come to your home and pay off your payoff or give you a check. Depends on if there's lieno. My name's John Cleveland. I'm going to be here for four hours till noon. We'll be back. Uno momento, por favor. Givemetheven.com is so good, people think it's too good to be true. I've been doing this 22 years and it's been a while to figure it out. But, yes, it is that good. Go to givemethevin.com sell me your car. I will put you on the money. Everybody wants me to put them on the money. Well, now I have a website that will put you right on the money. Live bullets, live dollars. @givemethevin.com givemethevin.com sell us your car.

[C]

Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[D]

Y'.

[A]

All.

[B]

Show Genie what you can do for.

[A]

The boys from Oklahoma.

[F]

Okay. Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[A]

With all the crazy Oklahoma calls we had from meth to molester vans.

[D]

Really?

[A]

I think we. I thought this song was in order. Are you familiar with this song?

[B]

No.

[A]

Cross Canadian can bragweed. Yeah, Cross Canadian. Listen to the words. Pretty funny. They roll their joints all wrong. J.D.

[D]

Too damn skinny.

[A]

Their joints are too damn skinny and they're way too long and it makes them crazy by the time they get to it because it takes the oxygen out of their brain. That's what happened.

[D]

That's what happened to Babo.

[C]

That's what fell down.

[A]

It happened, man. It happens, man. It just happened.

[B]

So what happened to Steely Dan? What did you guys do?

[A]

Steely Dan. Hold on, let me do this real quick. Markham, an 09 Camry with 70. Is it leather or cloth?

[E]

Leather.

[A]

Average. Rough or clean?

[E]

It is immaculate.

[A]

Does four grand buy it? No. Does five grand buy it?

[E]

No.

[A]

Does six grand buy it?

[E]

No.

[A]

What does it take to buy it, Markham?

[E]

10 minimum.

[A]

You are stoned. You must be from Oklahoma. Your joints are too damn skinny and they're way too long. Next caller. Fernando.

[E]

Yes.

[A]

A 96 Accord with 200 is not worth the money that we spent keeping you on hold on the 800 number.

[E]

Oh yeah, I wasn't sure. I was just calling.

[A]

It's all good, dog. It's all good. Call a 1-800-Wreck. It's just not us, man. It's junk now. It's metal. What else I got here? Wow, this is an interesting one, Bo. Do you live in Oklahoma?

[E]

No, I'm in Texas.

[A]

Well, you got 433,000 miles on your Chevy, so I figured you had a story.

[E]

Yes, it is. I bought it new, 2003. And I never changed the transmission oil. Ever changed the oil. Every. Every six to 8,000 miles. And this thing still cranks up every damn time.

[A]

Well, is it a four wheel drive or two?

[E]

The two wheel drive, it's best system. And are you a.

[A]

Are you a. Are you a cowboy? You don't sound like a cowboy.

[E]

I'm from Deutsche Land, dude. We are the world champions.

[C]

He sounds like a basketball player.

[A]

Dodgeland.

[C]

Dutchland.

[D]

Dutchland.

[A]

But you live in Texas. Are you on a ranch or you're a city slicker?

[E]

I came here and never left.

[A]

My wife is from Denmark. Everybody says she's. Everybody thinks it's Holland. And it's not even close.

[B]

No.

[A]

But yeah, I'm familiar with your type. What? I understand you people. You wear them skinny jeans and them.

[E]

Funny shoes and Speedos.

[A]

Speedos?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And he wears his belt on the side and his funky haircuts. The men change their hairdos like every eight months like the women do here. True or false, Bo?

[E]

True 100%.

[A]

Hey, this thing's got so many miles on it, we might buy it just to like try to sell it back to Chevrolet as a museum piece. But you can go to Give. Go to givemetheven.com loaded in drive. Give me the VIN.com. givemethe VIN.com. a 2010 ES with 105, Scott's got to be worth 9, 10 grand, right? 8, 9, 10.

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Yeah, I'll give that go to givemetheven.com and I'll buy it. Okay, enough of that. Okay, there we go.

[B]

I just wonder where in the world do you drive 400,000 miles other than to the moon?

[A]

But he tells a good story. And I didn't ask him if it was a three quarter ton. But I'm gonna bet it is. Because the running gear in the Chevy 2500s. It's the damnedest thing I've ever seen.

[B]

Really?

[A]

As far as long life, he said he's never changed a tranny. Never. Tranny transmission.

[B]

Yeah, that's what I said.

[A]

Now, the automatic transmissions go longer than the stick shift transmissions.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Even before post and pre op. But those chevys, dude, they'll make it. They'll do it through the run.

[C]

That duramax boy allen transmission get you all the way there and back, man. Daytime, nighttime, feed it what you want. Yeah, don't care, man.

[B]

So how was steely dan?

[A]

Steely dan. So I show sure, there's a story. I go to Louisiana, buy cars. I come back to meet bobbo at american airlines center for steely Daniel. Bobbo is a dan aholic. The dan man. Yeah, man. It's the dan dude. And when I see Bob walking up, meet me at the will call. He's got his little like a painter's hat on dude. Like a jazz. He like took a marker and colored in a little soul dot on his. On his chair. No, he did have the jazz man, painter man hat going. You looked good.

[C]

That's my badass hat.

[A]

You look otherwise known as my badass.

[C]

My ex wife used to call it my fu hat.

[A]

I like that hat. You looked cool. You looked like you were supposed to be there. If people needed to ask questions about what was going on, they would have come to you because you. You had the vibe we get. Steve winwood opened. He was great. Bob O. Was so nice to include me and buy me tickets. But I felt everybody was hanging on every syllable.

[B]

Right.

[A]

There were nerdy people there that come by, came by themselves in, in tight pants that maybe, just maybe were watching star trek before they got there. And this guy next to me was really like. I felt like I was at a revival. Like I had gone to a Joel osteen event.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Or some type of preacher man deal. These people were down with what was going on. It was above enjoying the music. It Was way into it.

[D]

People watching at this point for you?

[A]

Yes.

[C]

They were a little like that, man.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Have you ever seen B.B. king play live?

[A]

No.

[C]

His band, they get down low and then the dynamics and you can't help but kind of do a religious Pentecostal looking thing.

[A]

But that's different. These guys were like, they've been living their lives by these lyrics.

[C]

Yeah. They're seedy people.

[A]

If you pass the plate at this deal and they knew that Becker or what's the other one's name?

[C]

Fagan.

[A]

Fagan, like was gonna do something with it. They, everybody, they do it. Putting money in was a, it was a serious deal. Now these are not a bunch of broke ass people driving through the Lexus garage at the American Airlines Center. I bet the average cost car in there was $37,000. There was not a bunch of broke ass people. Bunch of good looking old women that actually kept their self in pretty good shape. Yeah, Baba, you should had a field day.

[C]

Rich old ladies.

[A]

Yeah. But a lot of them were divorced or their husbands are dead.

[C]

Sure.

[A]

Or both. And they were paired up in triplets. And they're walking around in there, it's like the girls from Somebody Saved Me. The Rat. Was it Rat?

[C]

The Rat?

[A]

No, that video. Mtv.

[C]

All I can see is Saved by maybe.

[A]

I'm thinking I got a good a new girl now. Where you got the girls at the concert with the matching outfits on honeymoon. Sweet. Honeymoon sweet. I got a new girl now. Yeah, we've got that song, the, the two chicks walking through the concert. You could tell there was a lot of those girls there. Yeah, the chick from Almost Famous. What was her name? Yeah, no, Hudson's daughter.

[C]

Kathy Hudson.

[A]

The groupies. There were groupies there from the day and there were 60 now. But they look good and I can.

[C]

Tell you for sure. The Cuervo gold and fine Colombian made tonight a wonderful thing for them.

[A]

See, there we go. He's all into the lyrics. So Steely Dan was. I enjoyed it. I appreciate going. I, I, they, they, they put on, they sounded.

[D]

Oh, they sound, they sound great.

[A]

They needed a video board. That's what pissed me off. Really? Why didn't they have video board?

[E]

Bob?

[A]

They're too cool for it.

[C]

That's why they're jazz.

[A]

They're too cool.

[B]

Yeah, too cool.

[C]

They're jazz.

[D]

So no pyro, nothing like that.

[A]

It's just I didn't need pyro. I just needed a video board so I could see what was going on because I couldn't.

[C]

A curtain behind the stage and a lot of smoke and subdued lighting tones. Purples and blues and turquoise.

[A]

Steely Dan is a lounge act, and they're the best lounge act in the world.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And that's their deal. And. And they're jazzy, cool, great. But like all their songs, they changed the tempo. They did them half speed. They did. They changed the lyrics, they changed the singers because everybody was so down with it, you know, they want to hear it different.

[D]

Need to be high to enjoy. Is that what it is, John?

[A]

I was trying to get there. I kept pounding beers out in the hallway, trying to find an elevated state so I could hook on.

[B]

Right.

[A]

It's like being out the racetrack and everybody's flying by. I'm like, man, I'm missing something. So I kept getting up and going back, getting another 24 ouncer and. And then I found myself at McDonald's afterwards. I got a number two. I went for a number one Big Mac. I was like, no, I don't want to. I don't want to go that crazy. So I went with a Quarter Pounder with cheese with a Diet Coke. There you go.

[D]

He got you there.

[A]

And that's when I realized that I never do that Late night food. Lost. Tired. Scratchy just was not just Scratchy. Yeah, just things. Just. I wasn't uncomfortable.

[C]

Scratchy wear.

[A]

Just Scratchy, man.

[B]

Scratchy.

[A]

I just want to get in the bed.

[B]

Didn't smell good.

[C]

Where's Itchy?

[A]

Itchy. Scratchy, Scratchy. Itchy. Mark, Volkswagen with 152,000 miles on it. Unless it's a diesel, it won't even make it. Like to me, if you own it. Are you there?

[E]

Hello?

[A]

Mark, does your Volkswagen with 152 on it, is it diesel or gas?

[E]

Diesel. TDI.

[A]

Thank God, because I was gonna say, if it's a gas, if I buy it from you and you bring it to me, it won't even make it.

[E]

Is that right?

[A]

Yeah. Those gas. Volkswagen's over 100. Those. They. They spontaneously combust, right? 12 volts, diesel. I'm gonna need to see pictures of this car because the miles are. So I go to givemetheven.com push2 picks, a VIN number. And what do you want for it? What do you take for it?

[E]

10.

[A]

10? That's too much. It's got 150 on it, man. Come on, now. Come on.

[E]

It's a good car, man.

[A]

I mean, a lot of people are good. A lot of things. You. You guys, I gotta retrain y' all this morning. What the hell you thinking? 10 grand? You got a Jetta, dude. And it's got a hundred and fifty thousand miles on it. Ten grand. Yeah, but it's not ten grand. Volkswagen just went through like an absolute. I sold a 30,000 mile one of these for 10 three the other day. Yours has 150. What's your payoff? 10. What?

[E]

It's paid off?

[A]

No. Yeah, that car's worth six grand. It may be seven, but probably six. Unless it's like got a strip club in the back of it. Ah, God. People, Reality.

[C]

Utter disregard for Farfrae Nugan though, man.

[A]

Yeah, because it is what it is. You lose enough money on this junk and you'll get disregarded too. Yeah. Now, Cummins, five, nine, Austin. That, that, that car is worth seven grand. I don't even know if it's leather root. Ten grand. I'm just sick of these people and these stupid ass prices.

[B]

They hope they wish they want.

[A]

I know. But by the time they get to me, they're supposed to already have like, had that conversation with themselves. Yeah, that's why the website's called Give me the vin. Not putting your stuff. Not. Not. Hi, Susie. This is customer service. By the time you get to me, we're doing business. We're talking turkey.

[B]

This isn't Tinder. You're more like match dot com. You're serious?

[A]

No, I'm more like the back room in the VIP area. Like we're. We're doing business.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Yeah, I mean, we're. We're.

[B]

You have laminates. By the time we get.

[A]

I tell the public, I'll treat them like a dealer. They want to be treated like a dealer. You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth. But no. If they want to go quick, fast and easy, I'll do it. But. But this Dreamboat Annie bs. Go.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

Yeah. Go, go, go. Get. Go get your wheels wet first. And then come to us. And we will. There's cars I give overbook for. There's cars I give under book. A 2012 Volkswagen with 150. I don't care if it's in a movie. I understand if it was lifted. Yeah, but if Beyonce wanted to test drive with me naked in it and give me something, something in the back, I ain't giving 10 grand.

[C]

If you want to deal your vehicle like a professional, you got to know the rules, Rat. Gotta use your body. Oh, far fren. Isn't this Wonderful?

[A]

Excuse me. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio Chris. A12. 4 runner with 60. Is it two wheel drive or four?

[E]

Four wheel drive.

[A]

Leather. Cloth.

[E]

Cloth.

[A]

Is it worth more than 20 grand?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

How much is it?

[E]

25.

[A]

You're too high. It's got 60. Does it have 20 on it or 60?

[E]

That's 60.

[A]

No, it's got that gong show. You're off.

[D]

Wow. Just got talking about it.

[A]

Go to givemetheven.com we can't gong you over there, but if you call me with stupid stuff on the radio, I'll gone you. Who's this? Who's this?

[E]

This is Tim.

[A]

Tim, what have you got real quick? I got 48 seconds.

[E]

14 Sierra all terrain with a six two.

[A]

I like that truck. I can't bid that truck in 48 seconds. Can you go to my website real quick and put it in so we can bid it properly?

[E]

I tried and they, they came back with a price for the five.

[A]

Three. Well, we'll fix it. Just write them back. Say no, you're. You're seeing the offer letter in the vin decoder show. 5, 3. Go to givemetheven.com email jcw. Push email jcw. Say I'm the one with the Sierra. Look at my deal when you get off the air and I will.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

All right, thanks. Who's this? Who's this?

[B]

Darth Vader.

[A]

Yeah, it's you. Yeah, put them on hold.

[D]

Too loud.

[A]

We'll be back in a minute. We're having fun. Hour number two is starting. You want to sell your car for the right money. You want a friend in the car business? I can handle that. Go to givemethevin. Givemetheven.com. if I don't beat a Carmax offer, I'll overnight you check for $100. That's how much I believe in what I'm doing. My name is John Clay wolfe. My website's givemetheven.com. i will put you on the money, email you a number. We won't talk, we won't meet. Because I'll send someone to your home with a check to pick it up.

[C]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[F]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[A]

This is what Steve Winwood started the concert with Wednesday night.

[C]

No bass player on stage. He's playing that stuff with his left hand.

[A]

Was he?

[C]

Yeah, one of those little Yamaha bass pianos.

[A]

Steve Winwood was better than Celie Dan to me. I'd love to See both of them in a smaller venue. That's a smaller venue type of deal. And they're too big a deal to be in a small venue. So it doesn't work. Good morning, J.D. ryan.

[B]

Good morning, John. Clay, Wolf.

[A]

Good morning, Bobbo.

[C]

Good day. Good day.

[A]

Good morning. You people out there in radio radio land, Mr.

[C]

Your Michael, Michael Turley.

[A]

Keep it all together. Michael's our keyboardist.

[D]

He runs the Orgon 800.

[A]

800 radio is the call in number. But I just go to the website. Save yourself the pain and the harassment. Go to give me givemethe vin.com. i warned him earlier. I said we're gonna this the. The phones will be so full you won't know what to do. 84 Land Rover, 51k on a rebuilt home. We getting weird stuff. Put them on hold. And when I say put them on hold, I mean now. 84 Land Rover. What? Chad?

[E]

It's an 84 Land Rover Defender 110 three door with a 300 TDI.

[A]

A 300 TDI, like a diesel? Turbo diesel engine?

[E]

Yeah, it's the original. It was manufactured with a 200 TDI. When I imported it, I got rid of it. Hard to get part.

[A]

Is it a right hand drive or a left hand drive?

[E]

Right hand drive.

[A]

Right hand drives and it was not converted. So you're still sitting on the wrong side.

[E]

No, I'm sitting on the right side.

[A]

Well, hang on. We're in the States. Is it a left hand car or a right hand car?

[E]

It's a right hand drive.

[A]

Okay, so it's the wrong side for the U.S. correct?

[E]

Yes.

[A]

I mean this guy's all dieharded out. No, I'm sitting on the right side. No, you're sitting on the wrong side.

[B]

I'm on the correct side.

[E]

Depends on where you're at.

[A]

I understand, I understand. Go back to Britain. What? What? What? 84. On a scale of 1 to 10, how nice is it?

[E]

It's a full rebuild. I'd say between good and really good.

[A]

Does 25. Does 25. $30,000 buy it.

[E]

You can't even touch a used one on hemmings for under 60.

[A]

Well, I bought an O. What year was that one I had the other day, Turley, the yellow one? Did you even see it?

[D]

No, I never saw it.

[A]

I sold it for $31,500. I bought it. I bought it for 28,000 from a dealer in Houston that bought it for 23. How much? I'm not saying yours isn't. Yours is.

[E]

If you bought one for 28 sold it for 33. You bought?

[A]

I mean, did I buy and sell 200 cars a week? I make my little quick clips and go. That was a big fat one actually. How much is your car? I know you were calling to brag about it. It's like somebody calling in with his kid he wants to talk about.

[E]

I actually just wanted to see. I actually just wanted to see what you value.

[A]

I think it's.

[E]

I think it's a four.

[A]

It's a forty to fifty thousand dollar rig based off what you're telling me. I think. But hey, man, listen, Chad. I didn't think you were stupid, but I didn't want to miss you in case you were.

[D]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio guy with a vehicle like that's not dumb.

[A]

No. God no. The reason I started so low is because they're so damn proud of it and they're just so geeked out about it and all methed out about it that you got to hit them low to calm them down so you can even have a conversation.

[B]

Bring them back into the ozone.

[A]

Yeah. It's like, dude, put the oxygen mask on. Let's talk. But 100 grand on hemmings. And I mean 120. And did you see that one at Barrett Jackson to do it. 140,000.

[D]

Shut up.

[A]

Yeah, I'll give 20,000. Oh, my God. Yeah, you gotta call their kid ugly to bring him down so that we can talk. We can. I. I want to talk, but I can't talk while you're running your mouth. 800, 800 radio. Give me the VIN dot com. Yes. Steely Dan was fun.

[B]

You had a good time.

[A]

Oklahoma. Okay, I got a message for people. This is a shout out to people from the fine state of Oklahoma.

[B]

What are you gonna do?

[A]

Okay. And the fine state of Arkansas.

[E]

All right.

[A]

They don't trust me.

[B]

Why?

[C]

What?

[A]

Because we are a catch me, screw me ad campaign in their ears, I think.

[B]

Why?

[A]

We just started in Oklahoma. We just started in Arkansas. They don't understand that we are not some cheesy BSer on the radio that's not backing up what they say they do.

[B]

They've never heard this before.

[A]

They never heard this before. So we're bringing something to their area that makes no sense. It's too good to be true. There's no way we can go to a website. There's no way we can go to givemetheven.com. put in our car and you buy it and come pick it up and everything goes smooth. That doesn't exist. Yes, we buy car sight unseen. Google us up. They're everywhere. Yeah, people can call in. I'll take their. If you've sold us a car and the deal's gone down smooth or bad, which I don't know of any that have gone down bad.

[D]

Never.

[A]

Few people about their equity money coming in slow and that's because their own damn bank won't give me a title because we pay half the equity so that we can keep them tied to the deal so they can call their bank and bug them for the title because I can't do anything without a title.

[D]

We pay faster than a dealership's gonna pay.

[A]

CarMax. TDA, they give like. No, maybe TDA gives checks, but CarMax definitely gives bank drafts. And that money doesn't go hard for three, four, five, six, seven, eight days. And it says it right on the document.

[B]

People don't know that.

[A]

They don't know that we give hard bullet checks. We pay. Now give me the VIN dot com. I bought a 67 short wide out of Oklahoma that's been restoed. I mean, just your typical Oklahoma cars, though. I mean, I want to get in the real trade with you guys. I want to buy the real cars. And if you're at dealerships trading this weekend and they offer you 18, go to givemetheven.com and check us out because what you're going to find is we're going to give you 19, 20, 21. It happens every time. And then the dealer's gonna have to give more and they're gonna get mad at us and oh, oh, we got.

[D]

Some good stories about the dealers of what they're saying about give me the vin.

[B]

Oh, really?

[A]

Oh, yeah. What? Tease me.

[D]

Oh, just the. Well, you can't sell anything to John Clay or to give me the VIN because they're. They're fraud. They're committing tax fraud.

[A]

Tax fraud.

[D]

Oh, yeah, they're that threatened.

[A]

Yes, they should be. So, I mean, we've got.

[D]

We got a list of.

[A]

We have Amazon. We've got a dot com product coming at the business that changes things.

[B]

You're scaring them.

[A]

Well, it should be. I mean, we're coming. We're like a drone. We're coming in from the above. And. And it works. It scares people. We'll be back in just a minute. GiveMeTheven.com's website. We buy cars. That's what we do. You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge.

[F]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[A]

Program directors on the country stations. I'm sorry. I know this is the first time NWA has been played on Nash FM ever. Ever. But I have a reason. Hang with me. I'll get there.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I'm not trying to run off all your people. I've got an idea. I had an idea. I had an idea during the break. Okay, so this morning before the show, I want a drone. We sell our cars at the Metro Auto Auction, Dallas, on Tuesday, and I want a drone.

[B]

A drone?

[A]

A drone?

[B]

Like a flying drone? Yeah, with a camera.

[A]

Phantom 3, bad to the bone.

[B]

It really is cool.

[A]

We've been having a blast with it. So this morning before the show, I brought it in and I flew it off the studio and showed JD like, you look at your iPad, and it shows the screen, and we were flying it down the highway and the road and went up to the Starbucks. Went up to the Starbucks window?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

One of our employees, the guy that runs Give me the Vince showed up. He said, I knew that was you when I was sitting at that red light over there.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

So we're on the edge of the hood. We're. We're on Camp Bowie Boulevard in Fort Worth, Texas. An office building. And the good part of town's right on one side, and the bad part, towns on the other literally on the line, so. But not bad. Yeah. This is Easy's part. No, it's Wren Bum fights. YouTube sensation.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Who sells drones? Best Buy. Maybe we need to make a deal with. We need to make a deal with a drone seller.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And have some extras coming. And we need to start cruising the streets of the hood from up top and playing rap music and videos and showing the drug deals in prostitution. What? Yeah, they're gonna shoot them out of the air. Well, that's why we're gonna need more. Oh, okay. Make them bulletproof, maybe, but those guys shooting with a handgun.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

At 50 foot away, they might get them. They're not gonna hit nothing. No, you don't think so? They might hit one. We might lose a BB8 and have to get a BB9.

[B]

I got you.

[A]

But we're not gonna lose them all the time. They're gonna get shot at. Yes.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

So you're saying being big brothers, you're talking about doing surveillance in the hood.

[A]

Yeah, in the hood with rap music backgrounds and just watching everybody scatter, man. When the drone comes up. Huh?

[C]

From a public roadway, not in somebody's backyard.

[A]

No, no, no. No, I mean right here in Como. They're doing dope deals in the corner, a Hattie. I mean in stop six and all that. And we can get over there where the white boys are safe in their car and we can go cruising down. We can scan the bad roads from above with the drones, right? And get up on the brothers that are doing the slinging cane.

[C]

We don't know video. We don't know they're doing deals and stuff.

[A]

You never watch what's happening now. That's clean. I've seen it.

[C]

Like, no, but I mean may just.

[A]

Cuz people are poor, they make one that has a two way communication man. Like old gal that's working in on the corner, we can pull up next to her from above and like, hey honey, how much? Oh, this would be fun. It'd be like robocop. Anything you want.

[C]

Anything. I'm telling mama Raj.

[A]

I like it. It's weird, man. That's weird. But we've got to have some backup devices because some are going to get shot down, right? There's no doubt.

[B]

No doubt, no doubt. Yeah.

[A]

Oh, would this would be cool if they had a little spotlight on them? We do it at night, freak everybody out. You are Eric. Good morning, you're on the air. Is this Mustang a GT or a six banger?

[E]

It is a six banger.

[A]

Then it ain't got the. You know, if it was a gt, I was fixing to peel it off of you. Or an LX with a five liter. The six banger.

[E]

It's the convertible. Yeah, it, it's. It's got all the upgrades to the GT other than the motor. It's got the bigger wheels, bigger suspension, the dual exhaust. If it looks 21,000 miles on it.

[A]

If it looks pretty, I'll still pay a lot of money for it because the miles are so low.

[E]

If it's got boobs, not a scratch on it.

[A]

Okay, go to give.

[E]

Still has new car smell good.

[A]

I like cars like this. I like older cars low. Mouse, go to givemetheven.com. push the VIN number. Push two pictures. Tell me what you want for it. As I'm thinking five grand. What are you thinking?

[E]

I'm thinking it's got way more sentimental value than that.

[A]

I can't trade sentimental value. Just because you lost your virginity in this rig doesn't mean that I got in on the action and I get to pay for it. Now if I lost. If she gave me her virginity, then I'd pay extra, right? Damn it.

[E]

But what if I can track her.

[A]

Down if you track her down. But we gotta, we gotta do a time lapse video on this dude. I mean this is 95.

[E]

I mean, you know, it was 20 years ago.

[A]

I have seen some hold together. Well, how old was she in 95?

[E]

Oh, maybe around 17.

[A]

Okay, we'll look at all that off the air.

[C]

We could get her to sign a certificate of authenticity or something.

[D]

Give me your girlfriend dot com.

[A]

Sell me your kid dot com. 800, 800 7234. Here's another low miler, Sean. A 2000 Chevy with a truck with 50.

[E]

49,000. Yes sir.

[A]

Not 50 49. Is it a. Like a regular cab, sports side stick shift with running boards.

[E]

The extended cab 4x4G71V8 running boards on it, cloth interior.

[A]

On a scale of one to ten, how nice is it?

[E]

I'd give you a solid ten. Not a dance, is it.

[A]

Is it seven grand?

[E]

Honestly, I don't know. That's why I was just calling to see what you're gonna.

[A]

You know. This truck with 120,000 miles on it will be worth three grand. Yours has 49 on it. So I'm thinking, you know, double and add another two grand. Was that right? Double? Yeah, yeah. No, add a grand. My math. Sorry. I went to public school for a while. Yeah. So seven grand is what I'm thinking. Send me some pictures. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up and we'll work on it. But I'd like to buy it. I love buying the low mile rigs. Huh? We need employees, by the way. Shout out what kind. We need buyers. And give me the VIN office. I've got to hire two people by Monday morning.

[B]

At do they need to have been in the car business?

[A]

They just need to have a pulse at this point. I've been so busy working on everything, all of us, we haven't taken time to. I need to hire about three people and train them all together. No. If they have car business experience to be great, then you succeed. They need to be good on the phone. They need to know what a VIN number is and they some common sense. If you're a pleasurable person and you've got some sales ability, you know, conversation ability in you, a little bit of car savvy, but you need to be tech savvy in this. In our world.

[D]

Yes. Know how to use.

[A]

We are a dot com, okay? We use a lot of high tech systems.

[B]

When you say high tech though, that scares people off. Are you talking about computers? Are you talking about something higher than that.

[C]

Software.

[A]

Software. Okay, so, so I mean think about it. People are shooting us of their VIN number and we're buying their cars sight unseen. There's some magic behind that. And you've got to be able to operate it. And if you are such an old car dog that you can't run a computer, it's gonna slow you down.

[B]

But it's a matter of. But the program's already written. I don't have to write the program. Put numbers in.

[A]

You need to know how to copy and paste jump screens. Use different software products that we have. We have about seven platforms that we bounce between. And you need to just be, you know, computer savvy. Not, not. You don't need to know how to write code.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Just operate a Mac or a PC. We have both. We've got country and western. Okay, but you know, if you, if you don't, if you're, if you have to call your kids to log into your emails and you.

[B]

Probably not.

[A]

It won't work here. It won't work.

[B]

Right.

[A]

800-800-7234. If you want to come work for us, the guys are making between four and seven thousand dollars a month. Yep, I said that. Wow. And that's what they're making. And we pay them a hundred dollars a car to, to handle a transaction.

[B]

We're not making a radio.

[A]

It will then come work for us.

[D]

Yeah, you can do it.

[B]

JD Car guy though. I mean, I'm not.

[A]

You don't have to be a car guy.

[D]

You could do it speak and you. That, that's why you could do it because you have some personality.

[B]

I can do it on the, I can do the phone.

[A]

We have a manager that know the cars and our systems know the cars.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And we have a process that'll do it. But I, I need, I need someone that can. Has the balls to say. When they say, well, 10 grand won't buy it. Okay. What buys it and shut up and let them tell you. Yeah, well, 20 grand. Well, sir, that won't work. My payoff's 20,000. Well, sir, it's a $10,000 car. Well, you're wrong. Okay, then go to Carmax, get an offer, send us a copy of the offer. If we don't beat it, we'll send you a check for a hundred dollars. We'll overnight it just to be smart asses to show how serious we are.

[B]

There you go. Okay.

[A]

I mean I just put a bounty on him. That's how I validate my pricing. Okay. I'M not good enough. How about the biggest car company in the world? Are they good enough? Go to them. If we don't beat their offer, I'll overnight you check for 100.

[B]

Boom.

[A]

That's it. If I hit you 10 grand sight unseen, and they hit you at 10 5, don't call me and say, where's my hundred? Send me a picture of their 10, 5 and give me an opportunity to beat it. If I pass, then I'll send you 100.

[B]

Good deal.

[C]

And you don't have to come up with a bid. JD Your part is just. Just elementary aid.

[A]

We'll cook the fried chicken. You just serve it up.

[B]

Okay. All right.

[C]

Action, interest.

[B]

And how many decisions. How many people are you looking to hire?

[A]

At least two, probably three. Okay, Houston, guys, we're in Fort Worth, Texas.

[B]

How do they find.

[A]

We're in for. You will have to live in Fort Worth, Texas, or near in the DFW metropolis. We've got a listener from Houston's been just hammering.

[D]

Oh, my gosh.

[A]

Hammering me. Persistent. And I finally said, this guy is so on it. Let's talk to him. And he's moving up from Houston to come work here.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Really? Yeah. Aaron Mendoza, I believe is his name, and he's joining our team.

[B]

How do people find you?

[A]

Go to givemetheven.com, click email jcw and send me your resume. All right, there. Black, white, yellow, man, woman. I am not. We've got. We've got a diverse crowd, and we're proud of it.

[E]

My African American over here.

[A]

Exactly. God, we. We got them. We got Everybody.

[B]

President Trump.

[A]

Oh, five Land Cruiser was 74. Alex, good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Hey, how's it going?

[A]

Good. Where are you calling from?

[E]

I'm actually in Okarchi, Oklahoma, right now.

[A]

Do you live there or are you just driving through?

[E]

I'm actually a little bit of downtown on oil rig.

[A]

Okay. Where do you live?

[E]

Footwork.

[A]

Oh, good. You need a job.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

If you're in the oil business, you might need a job. Not for long, though, because it's coming back, man. It's. Where is oil trading right now?

[E]

I think it's like 53.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That's a long cry from 27, man.

[E]

I know.

[A]

Oh, five land crusher with 70 on it. I like the miles. What color is it?

[E]

It's black with gray. Two tone.

[A]

Hmm. Okay, 70. Did you cut the miles on it or is the actual.

[E]

No, it's actual.

[A]

I know how you oil field guys are. Hey, man, I know a guy that's got a cool computer, man. And for a hundred dollars, you can take it from 170 to 70.

[E]

I know, I know.

[A]

I know too. And we got to be careful with that because I don't want no cut mile cars. And we make you sign a disclaimer that says if you cut the miles on this baby is going back your way.

[E]

I got it. No, it's true. I picked it up from a little lady.

[A]

The good news is he's still on the phone, right? I tried to scare him and he didn't scare off. So I think. I think it's a real one. Okay, you bought it off a little old lady?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

When? Last October. What did you pay her for it? Tell me the truth. Oh, maybe you got some profit coming.

[E]

I paid what we do for it.

[A]

Yeah, you got on up there, man. Are you bluffing? Oh, oh, I lost him on that one. Hey, go to givemetheven.com and load. Load it up. I'll buy it. I lost you. You're out on the oil patch and you switched cells. It sounds like Jason. An 88 vet with 127 is not worth much to us at this time. That body style has not come back into vogue. Three grand. Four grand. Okay, well, go to givemetheven.com. load it up. We'll get with it. Scott, what's up?

[E]

Yes, sir. I heard y' all were hiring some folks.

[A]

Well, you did step number one. Step number one. You didn't listen. And you gotta have ears to do this gig. I said go to the website, click email JCW and send me your resume. Not call into our radio show. Where are you calling from?

[E]

I'm actually on the road at my job right now. I'm over in Plano.

[A]

Plano. Okay, go to. Go to givemetheven.com, click email jcw, send me your resume. And I am hiring Johnny Manziel.

[B]

He'll be looking for work soon.

[A]

Johnny Manziel. We've got a Johnny Manziel story coming up in a moment.

[D]

Boy, there's a lot of news on.

[A]

That GTR that out of Ulis that we were 60 grand on. What can we buy that car for?

[D]

68, I believe, is what he's dreaming of.

[A]

8,000.

[D]

Only 8,000.

[A]

Well, let's get Johnny on the phone and see if we can lay it down to him because he totaled his GTR last week. But I ain't giving 68. I wouldn't even let Johnny give 68. I don't even know. I bet Johnny need to be making Bi weekly payments at this point. You think he's burned through all his scratch?

[D]

I don't know. But after the story coming up next, you may be saying that.

[A]

We'll be back in a momento, por favor. Remember the website's givemetheven.com My name is John Clay Wolf and this is the end of hour number two. Two more to go.

[F]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[A]

So we were talking about Manzel.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Six months ago, made a death pool bet. And I, I, I bet you said he would go to rehab.

[B]

No, I thought I said he'd done it.

[A]

I can't remember who you said. Car. I'm the one who said he was gonna die.

[D]

What is his bottom? That's what the bet was. What was going to be the bottom.

[B]

For Johnny, man, He'd hurt himself or someone else in a car accident. Accident, you said.

[D]

I said that he was going to just jail, long term jail, you know, a year or so.

[B]

John said death step.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

That'll be his bottom when I'm the.

[C]

Only guy holding out saying he'll, he'll straighten up and come back.

[A]

So what happened?

[B]

Well, he had a hit and run accident. He said someone t boned him in his, in his car.

[A]

Nissan gtr.

[B]

Nissan gtr. And then his basically his attorney, this is the best part. His attorney actually accidentally text. Instead of whoever he was supposed to be texting or sending an email to, he did it to an AP reporter.

[C]

What did he report?

[B]

And basically he was, he was saying that he doesn't think Johnny will stay clean. You don't think there's any chance in the world? He said basically, as long as it doesn't involve him whizzing in a bottle, I think we'll be okay. In other words, he doesn't. Yeah, he sent it to an Associated press reporter. And then later, like an actual hour later after this whole car accident thing, he made a purchase supposedly. This is allegedly at the gas pipe store at 1203pm for a thousand eighteen dollars. What do you buy at the gas pipe for a thousand bucks?

[C]

Well, there's all kinds of, they got incense and thousand dollars peppermints, a lot.

[A]

Of T shirts, a lot of whippets.

[D]

It's funny that you said that because actually he may have been purchasing something that he's promoting.

[C]

Yeah, it's not a, not like paraphernalia buy. Maybe he's got like a new sponsorship.

[B]

Oh, you think he's got a product.

[A]

This is John John Football. We're discussing John Johnny man. He's no longer Johnny. That's a little boy. Now he's a man. He's John John Football.

[D]

I. I happen to find a commercial that he's doing for the gas pipe. Yeah, I'm not kidding you.

[B]

It's out.

[D]

Yep.

[B]

On the online.

[D]

Yeah, you gotta take a listen to this.

[A]

Okay. The gas pipe.

[E]

The gas pipe.

[A]

The gas pipe. The gas pipe.

[C]

Hi, this is Johnny Manziel.

[D]

Ahah.

[C]

I wanted to tell you about a new exclusive you can only get at the gas pipe. The gas pipe. The gas pipe. The gas pipe.

[B]

Got it.

[C]

This is my all new Johnny Bongman three way Smokinator man. With two balls, one sweet water cooling chamber and three mouthpieces just right for you and your buds. Before the big game or maybe later with a couple of fine babes. Just put a little water in the chamber, fill those bowls up with your favorite tobacco product, Light em up and get three Hail Mary lungfuls of awesome smoking. Aitin goodness. It's right on solid, man. And you can get the Johnny Bong man in your favorite team colors like Cleveland Browns orange and black. Or go old school school with good old A and M Aggie maroon. Gig him and don't freak out you homer. Cuz we're gonna make a Dallas Cowboys model as soon as Jerry J. Puts in some upfront dinero. And he's gonna. Cause I'm Johnny Football, yo. And you can only get the Johnny Bong man at one cool joint. Look at.

[B]

Odd.

[A]

That is a parody. Don't go to the Gas P. We wrote that and made it up. No, please, dude. I don't need the heat. I don't need the heat.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

I'd like to buy the new Johnny Bong Man.

[B]

The Bong Man.

[A]

You got that from the. What was the guy from Boston that made the Rockman? I don't know.

[C]

Oh, the Rockman amplifier.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I wasn't even thinking about what's his name? Tom Schultz.

[A]

It was subliminal because you and I were just talking about the Rock man at the Boston show the other night.

[C]

If you ever hear back in the 80s, you had a band, your guit guitarist had to have the Rockman preamp distortion and fuzz.

[A]

The Johnny Manziel Bong Man. Y' all surprised me with that one.

[C]

Smoking, that was good.

[B]

Even his dad said, you know, I know he's a druggie, I know he's got problems, he just needs help. I mean, God bless him that's his dad.

[D]

Well, he said he thinks he's gonna bury him soon.

[C]

Those guys are morphedites.

[A]

Hey, something I forgot to say?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

When I did this casting call for some new buyers, right? We're gonna need about 10 more because we're fixing to start on the northeast coast. Oh, and I. I need some Yankees.

[D]

Forget about it.

[A]

I need some transplants. Some snowbirds that came down here in Tech.

[B]

You need them here?

[A]

I need them here in dfw. If you're a Yankee and you fit the profile for, you know, you maybe used to sell cars. You know, the car business. You were in a parts counter. You're good on the phone. We're gonna need to pitch. We're gonna need left handed pitchers for left handed batters.

[B]

Gotcha.

[A]

We're gonna need Yankees. I mean the terrible accent. Heavy. It's fine. Because I'm afraid when we go into Philly and New York City and all that with our little country Texas charm.

[C]

Mr. Nehemiah, let me. Let me pull you off of the roof here for a second. My office, 12. What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?

[A]

That'd be good.

[D]

Bob would just have him do that.

[B]

Bob will do it.

[A]

What are you gonna do? Well, hang on. And play the Godfather as the whole music.

[B]

14.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Are you crazy or something? We're not talking about fast food here. Tacos and hamburgers. Talking about your ride. I'm 12.

[A]

You're 14. Not so far. Midwest accents. I didn't tell you this, but I think we've got an offer on a very good classic rock station up in Kansas City.

[C]

Really? Boy, that's where I want to be.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Missouri or Kansas?

[A]

I don't know. We'll be here. I mean, we're dot com. We'll have our people on the ground up there picking up the cars. But anyway, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Or just go to give me the vi n. Givemethe.vin.com.

[C]

Don'T try and fool yourself, Henry. What am I gonna do for this car?

[A]

What kind of person are you, Henry?

[B]

The guys from Led Zeppelin are off the hook. You hear about this? A jury found Led Zeppelin frontman Robert Plant and guitarist Jimmy Page not guilty of the copyright infringement on perhaps the most famous song they have, which is Stairway to Heaven. And literally. Did you hear the song?

[D]

Well, I've got them both. I'm gonna do a little test here.

[A]

So the guy's last name that wrote it was Wolf. So I had. I had a piece in this action, I was disappointed that we didn't win.

[B]

Randy Craig Wolf.

[A]

Yeah. So here's the. He let me set it up.

[D]

Spirit.

[A]

Spirit wrote this song. Led Zeppelin, in the very early days, opened for this band. Oh, really? Yeah.

[B]

Oh, I didn't know that part.

[A]

So this is Spirit. Taurus.

[B]

Taurus.

[A]

It's pretty damn close to Stairway, but.

[D]

It's pretty damn close.

[B]

Just the 10 seconds, though.

[A]

Yeah. The rest of them shut up. Right? There's the Miss Resolved to A minor again. Okay. And that saved him 10 million.

[C]

Well, yeah, you can't copyright a minor. All they're doing is playing an augmented fifth or third, rather down.

[A]

That was their argument.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And Plant and Paige are like, man, I don't remember anything. Do you remember in 69 when y' all opened for Spirit?

[B]

Oh, I don't remember.

[D]

Tuesday, they, you know, taken a lick of it maybe.

[A]

Probably.

[D]

They could have done that, but not the whole song.

[B]

The other question is, why did this take till 2016 to come to court.

[A]

And the people are dead. Is this state that was suing?

[B]

Who's dead?

[A]

Wolf's dead.

[B]

The guy that wrote it.

[A]

They got. Yeah. So they lost.

[B]

Yeah. So his family. Family got greedy is what happened. His family went, hey, he's gone. Lets us do it. Yeah, that's what happened.

[A]

I will tell you this. I'm a big Zep Head. Huge fan. My kids middle name was going to be Zeppelin and my wife kiboshed it. But anyway, if you get on YouTube and you listen to did they steal. The answer is yes. They were the worst. They were the absolute worst. Muddy Waters, all these old soul. They stole from the poor black people. That's who they stole from.

[C]

No, but they did covers of those songs.

[A]

I mean, but they didn't pay him for them.

[C]

Yeah, they did.

[A]

No, they didn't.

[C]

Anything that has that songwriter's name.

[A]

Yeah, but there's a lot that don't have that songwriter's name on it. Are you familiar with all this?

[C]

My lemon.

[A]

What, that old. You ever seen Chess records? Okay, Remember the race music and the. The guys down south playing the old blues and like they're in the middle of a field playing on an old record, showing them that they stole a lot of that music. A lot of Skip James and.

[C]

And, you know, way before Willie did.

[A]

Levy breaks. I mean, it goes on and on. If you mess around on YouTube, you'll see what I'm talking about. It's. It's bad, actually. The Taurus matchup, right, was the lightest one. Really?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Really? Yeah. Wow.

[A]

Hey, man.

[B]

All right. Well, speaking of music news, one of the most controversial movies of this year, of course, is Ghostbusters. Most people are saying, look, have you seen.

[A]

That was my opinion. By the way, it's alleged. Go ahead.

[B]

Have you seen the trailer? Speaking of opinions, have you seen the trailer for the new Ghostbusters?

[A]

No.

[B]

Come on.

[A]

Really?

[B]

All right, well, now the. They put out the theme song, which we all, of course, know. Ray Parker Jr. Did the original. Now, is that Fallout Boys have done the. Have done the.

[D]

It's Panic at the Disco kind of similar band, but it's.

[A]

Okay, J.D.

[D]

You'Re not hip.

[B]

It's just right here. Fallout Boys remake.

[A]

Brittany, can you get Uncle Roy on.

[B]

The Hood, Guest rapper. Is it Fallout Boys, it says right here.

[D]

Okay, maybe I was wrong.

[B]

Fall Out Boys remake featuring a guest wrapper. Missy Elliott and the new one. Do you have it?

[D]

Yes.

[A]

This is just bad.

[B]

It's awful and it makes the movie.

[A]

Time passes.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

That'S fine.

[B]

The whole movie's.

[A]

Let them make their money. They're not going to make any money. This movie's to suck. Who's the. Who's the lead? Sean Combs or something? Or Michael Jordan. What? Isn't there some sports guy in it?

[D]

Oh, see, you got fooled by that.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[D]

So the NBA was running a commercial with Kobe.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

As part of the. The Ghostbusters.

[B]

Oh, really?

[D]

Because they're trying to get guys to go to this movie because it's all chicks and they're all funny ladies. Kristen Wiig and what's the big girl. And the big black girl, too.

[A]

From what's Happening. No, surely. No.

[D]

The chick from Saturday Night Live.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Anyway, so you know, it's got okay cast.

[B]

They're funny. But you know, Chevy Chase probably do a talk show too. And it sucked. I mean, I'm just saying.

[A]

Chevy Chase used to play drums for Steely Dan. And did he really? We had him. We should have pulled that clip. We interviewed Chevy few years ago and he talked about it. Remember the whole Becker thing? And he did. I forgot about. He quit Steely Dan before. Steely Dan was a big deal. I think it was in his best interest. I think it worked. Would you rather be Chevy Chase or the drummer?

[B]

I'd rather be Chevy Chase.

[A]

What else you got?

[B]

Approximately 40 participants. Have you ever. You know Tony Robbins, Right, Sure. Okay. Well, he does this big firewalk. They were in Dallas Thursday night. And now not granted, some. They said thousands of people did the firewalk, but 40 of them got second and third degree burns on their feet.

[A]

So Jesus didn't save them.

[B]

It's not Jesus. Where did Jesus? Tony Robbins couldn't even save Tony Robbins couldn't save them.

[A]

He's the closest thing to Jesus I know. Hell yeah.

[B]

It's a big motivational event and basically they had the fire department brought out. It's just kind of embarrassing for Tony. But it does have. You know, they don't even call it getting burned. Get this. Because it does happen from time to time. They call it the getting kissed.

[A]

What they said. I watched the news piece. I watched the news piece and the report. Some promoters of Tony Robbins said, well it's their own damn fault. Didn't say damn. There are people in front of them that were like texting and streaming live on their Facebook and it was slowing down the walk so it created a traffic jam on the coals and it burnt their feet, of course.

[B]

And it said somebody, somebody stopped and took a selfie. Really? You're walking over Kohl's.

[A]

Take my picture, Cory. An O1 Blazer with 156 is worth 500 bucks, man. They don't have any value. Yep, you're right. You were thinking, right every time, Jason. A 13 Honda Accord. It's got 18,000 miles. I'm liking that part of it. Is it leather?

[E]

No, it's a base model.

[A]

Does it have.

[E]

It's at the end of the three year lease.

[A]

What's your lease payoff?

[E]

They, they said it was. I think it's 14,000. They want to buy it off of us. And the lease payoff at the end is 14,750.

[A]

So you are calling me to see if it's worth more than that. So you could buy it and sell it to me, right?

[E]

Yes.

[A]

I don't think these ALG guides and the. The lease payoffs are pretty precise. There's typically no juice between lease termination fee, the final fee and what they actually, they forecasted the. I think the cars it's gonna bring on the open market. 13 grand. Which is right in line with what you're saying. Randy, Good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Hey, John.

[A]

Hey.

[E]

Just a question for you.

[A]

Sure.

[E]

How are you gonna make any money buying cars in the Northeast unless they're garage kept?

[A]

We have affiliate dealers that we're putting together that we're going to remarket them up there. We're not hauling.

[E]

No, yeah, I was gonna say you better, you better. You better come up with something, buddy.

[A]

No, we're not. We're not bringing them to Texas.

[E]

How about this?05 Ford F150 extended cabin. It's got 63, 000 miles on it. This is a New York truck. Two wheel drive or four wheel drive? It's the work edition with the mat. You know, it's a vinyl mat.

[A]

4,500.

[E]

Crazy. I mean it's not, it's not crazy. But if you would, if you were to market that down here, what would you pay for it?

[A]

Well, if you sold it to me down here, it's still going to be rusty. And the Texas dealers and the, they, they still see that grime on the wheels and that grime on the, like the trailer hitch. You start looking at the small edges and that's where you see the funk, the, the northeast funk, the, the salt on the road.

[E]

I know, I grew up up there, man. I know.

[A]

So, so that car down here is going to bring that kind of money down here. It's got to be cheaper down here because people pick up on it. But if it was down here in clean Texas truck, what really slows this truck down is the commercial edition. So it looks like an oil field truck. There's so many of those cars in the market from the oil field bust. It screwed them up. But to answer your question, I think it's worth two grand more down here if it's straight and clean, rust free.

[E]

Yeah, and that's the thing, you know, you could make so much more money taking cars up north and selling them.

[A]

But there's still a trade up there. I mean, the largest auction in the world is Mannheim, Pennsylvania. It's the biggest marketplace in the world. All those highline cars. Actually I send Highline cars. The fit, the heavies, 50 to 100, 50 to 200 granders. They bring more money up there because there's more rich population up there. And those guys, you know, those heavy cars don't have big miles on them. So you know, there's a place for everything. But I buy cars at auctions in Dallas and Houston, Texas and send them to the northeast and sell them at auctions up there for profit. But the, but, but, but the muddy miles and the trucks and stuff bring more down here. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Oh, Roy, you there?

[B]

Roy?

[E]

Yeah, man.

[A]

I gotta go to commercial break. Can you hang on just a second?

[E]

I'll do it.

[A]

We'll be right back. Hold on. My name is John Clay Wolf. We buy cars on the air and givemetheven.com is the website.

[F]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[A]

Every time I hear this song, I think of Amy Adams coming through that door in American Hustle. Yeah.

[D]

Did you think of that when you're at the concert?

[A]

No, I couldn't see anybody.

[C]

That's one thing John said he didn't like because they let the girls sing this song.

[A]

No, that didn't bother me.

[C]

Oh, didn't.

[A]

Well, this person that sang this song on the album is not even in the band.

[C]

No, he's gone.

[A]

Yeah. Was he ever even in the band, or was he just a vocalist for. For this song?

[C]

They were. You know, they started off as just a vehicle to get Donald and Walter's songs on record.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

And they've always been that they. They didn't just change players, they changed whole bands at a time.

[A]

They're good. I like it a lot. So y' all were excited about talking about dealership lies today?

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Dirty work's a decent song for that.

[D]

You want me to change it?

[A]

Okay. Because it is dirty work. With the lies that these guys tell at the. The dealerships is dirty work.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Well, they're hitting. They're telling lies about. Give me the VIN$.

[B]

Are you guys really.

[D]

Oh, yeah. Because they're threatened.

[A]

We've had a lot of that this week. It's funny, because our business is really picking up, and people are walking into dealerships with givemetheven.com offers and these dealerships, and I'm not gonna name them, but I want to because I know who you are. And some of them are some pretty big brand names. And if your boss found out about what you're saying, probably cause a problem. Yeah.

[D]

Saying.

[A]

I'm not threatening anybody. I'm just letting you know. I know.

[B]

But. But we have a drone, and we follow you.

[A]

But when. When the customers come back and tell us that your salesperson at the Chevy store said that it's illegal to sell us the car or that your bank officer or their bank officer said the loan won't be approved if they sell us the car and don't trade it in. That's a lie. Yeah, that's a lie. It's dirty work, and it ain't cool. What else have y' all heard?

[D]

Well, Babo has a list of the lies.

[A]

It. They don't like the fact that we're. They put $28,000 in, the customers trade in, and we're hitting it at $31,000. And the customers holding a letter in front of them saying 31,000. Dealer. Listen, I'm on your side. I'm a dealer, too. You can do an in and out with me. You can hold a nick on them. I'm cool. I'm not against you guys. But don't be lying about what we do. I'll keep it cool if you do. I mean, if they can't translate what I said, you can hold a nick on me, then. They don't know what they're doing anyway. Everybody needs to make a little money. But don't start lying about me, because I'm setting the market. I'm putting the truth in the public's hands. I'm doing the Lord Jesus Christ work.

[B]

I don't think so.

[A]

So what are some. We'll get to it in just a second. No, we go ahead and go. I got Uncle Roy. I need to get him, too. But what are some dealership lies?

[C]

Don't sell to. Give me the. They're known car abusers.

[A]

Known car abusers.

[C]

Many of their wholesale units have been purchased by isis.

[B]

No, I don't think this is accurate.

[C]

I heard they put less desirable models into the sex trade.

[B]

No, it's not.

[C]

They're using those cars to bring thousands of illegal aliens across our nation's borders. They secretly knock off $1,000. If you're a Houston Astros fan. Checks are delivered by drone only. The only thing they're interested in is the catalytic converter.

[A]

Yeah, and on and on. But. But. Yeah, but. But these. These salespeople at the dealerships started reverting to lies to over our actual offers.

[B]

That's sad.

[A]

And. And it's. We had a guy the other day, we bought his car, everything's great, and he goes to the dealership, and they, like, scared him into not selling it to us.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. What did he tell him?

[D]

It's illegal to sell it to us. You would be committing a crime.

[A]

Oh, here's. Here's what the deal was. I was 10 grand, they were 8 grand. I said, tell the guy to put the 10 grand in it and call us and wholesale it back to us. Called it in and out. I'm a dealer in the state of Texas. I buy hundreds of cars, thousands of cars from dealers every day. I don't buy thousands of cars every day, but I buy 20 cars a day from dealers, right? So this methodology is very normal. I bought 50. Hell, I bought 10,000 cars from CarMax, for crying out my Lord. Yeah, but they're saying, oh, that's illegal. You're circumventing circumcising the taxes? No, I'm a registered dealer. I can buy it from your dealer. All you gotta do is say John will give us 20,000. You're only 17. Get them on the phone, we'll verify it. I'll buy the cars and in and out from the dealers. That easy. Okay, next subject. Uncle Roy is on the air. Uncle Roy, Good morning.

[E]

Good morning.

[A]

Hey, I was giving you grief on the auction block on the reruns. I was just playing. You know, you're a celebrity, you know that, right? Okay. This show has made Uncle Roy's bits, has made him famous.

[B]

Seriously.

[A]

So. So, Turley, why you had a story you wanted to get into with Roy?

[D]

Well, Uncle Roy had to go to the post office to pick up some stuff for us just a couple days ago. And Uncle Roy, you have to tell the story. So you had a run in with some postal employees over there?

[E]

Yeah, one of Taylor's.

[D]

Go ahead and tell. So what happened when you're trying to pick up something?

[E]

Well, I went to pick up a package that one of our ex employees shipped over there.

[A]

Ex employees?

[E]

Yeah, he's an idiot. And I gave her the tracking number and so she wants the id. So I gave her id. She said, who is. Who you say this package is for? I said, go, wolf. Well, this ID don't say go wolf. It say so and so and so and so on. I say I wanted to feel hands that work for gold. He said, it don't matter. It don't say go wolf. You got to fill out this form. So I went. She gave me a form, 10 questions on it. I go over there filling out the form. I called out the corner, I whispered to the other girl. So she walks over there and say, I don't care. You can fill out the form if you want to. You got to show me that you are gold wolf. So I just follow the paper, throw it behind the counter. And I was walking out the door and something hit me. I turned around, I said, you need to go back there and find that package. I think it's a computer in there. You need to sell it and go get your head did.

[A]

God, were these black girls or white girls?

[E]

They're all black. They're all black.

[A]

And they're being hard on you.

[E]

They're hard on me. See, I'm over there where all the big money was, you know, right down there in Bel Air and all that, you know, and everybody in there with ties and shirts on, you know what? Me, I'm working, blue jeans, T shirt. So hey, she's gonna dog me out. No, you ain't gonna call me out. No, no, you're wrong. So why she's trying but act like that, you know, I'm trying to steal a package. This is what she's trying to get around to, right? Everybody looking at me, you know. Oh, no, don't pull that. No, man.

[A]

You didn't tell him you're my uncle?

[E]

I told her everything. She didn't want to hear it. She wanted me something to say that I was go wolf.

[A]

Hell, I'm not go wolf. I'm John.

[E]

That's what I know.

[A]

Okay?

[E]

That's what I know.

[D]

What was your theory about three black ladies working in the same counter?

[E]

That's. That. That's dangerous right there. Dangerous, you know, because they got a little job, little government job. They think they runs that channel. No, they wrong. All of them. Look like I ain't gonna do that one.

[A]

But anyway, we gotta go to commercial break. Roy, thank you so much. I'll talk to you. All right. 800, 800 radios. To call in or just go to giveme the vi n.com and remember, we're hiring for buyers. So you can go to givemetheven.com and click email. JCW, send me your resume. Resume. And we need some people with yankee accents because we're fixing to start in the northeast too. But we're fixing to hire a lot of buyers. So if you want to make between four and seven thousand dollars a month, go to givemetheven.com and send me a resume.

[F]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show.

[A]

This is a song this blind faith, isn't it? I just hear Stevie Winwood's orchestration going to. What is this?

[D]

Should have took more than you gave.

[A]

Blind faith or traffic?

[D]

Traffic.

[A]

Yep. There you go. Little jam. Jam. We're going to do the top 10 at 10 in just a second. Since we missed it at 10, we're going to do it 1045. Tony, good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Hey, how you doing today?

[A]

I'm good. What city are you calling from?

[E]

Paran par.

[A]

I see 14 Mercedes C2 250. Is it a two door or four door?

[E]

Two door.

[A]

Two door. What color?

[E]

I'm sorry. Four. I have to bought four. I'm sorry.

[A]

That's all right. Just yours. I mean, you're blind. It's all right, man. What color is it? Do you know what color it is? Black, silver, Gold.

[E]

White.

[A]

White. We do know that. Sure. No, that's cool.

[E]

White.

[A]

37,000 miles. Is it on a lease?

[E]

Yes. Well, no, I bought it from Texas direct auto about a year ago and had another kid, so I'm trying to get out of it.

[A]

Okay. The money on it, does it have factory navigation? No, no, the money on it is 37, 000 miles. White. 37, 000 miles. White. 18, maybe 18. 5. Is the money on it? With clean facts.

[E]

I went back down to Texas direct auto about two weeks ago and got it reappraised through them and they were offering high 20, like right under 21. And I have that four year coverage of like four grand. They said we could cash that back out.

[A]

Oh, on the, on the, on the warranty?

[E]

Yes sir.

[A]

We have taken in the past three weeks. I know this sounds like a bunch of bs, but there's been a pretty heavy market correction in the past three weeks. You never know when it's coming. If it's June, July, August, and it hit the first auction of June, everything backed up, they might still honor that because they sold it to you. But I bid against them every day. And Carmax and I buy cars from them. Both of them. I mean, we, we do a lot of business together. And 19 grand is the money on the car. So if they're going to give you more, it's just because your previous customer. Customer.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

And I don't, I don't have that luxury. Because you weren't a previous customer. Mine.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

All right, man. But yeah, I'm 18. 5. 19 grand. And if something changes with them.

[E]

25 on it.

[A]

If something changes with them, go to givemetheven.com and line it up. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. A platinum Ford with 92,000 miles. Is it a. Is it a one ton? I mean a. A 150, Tim?

[E]

Yeah, the F150.

[A]

Does it have power? Power running. Does it have power running boards?

[E]

Yes, sir. It's loaded. Navigation.

[A]

What color?

[E]

Black.

[A]

It's low 20s. It's got, you know, the miles are high. It's. It's like 22 grand is what I'm thinking. Have you had a bit anywhere else?

[E]

I did. And actually I bought six. I buy one about every year and a half. Bought six trucks from the dealership and the deal sitting on the table right now, they offer me 29.

[A]

Well, again, see, you got a previous customer, you got a hundred, maybe. Let me. And I was gonna look it up, make sure I'M right. Is it a four wheel drive or two?

[E]

Four wheel.

[A]

Okay, well, I thought it was a two. So there's 4,000 right there. 69,000 miles sold last week for 28. 33,000 miles is bringing 30. You got a hundred thousand miles. I was light. But, you know, 27 is the real money on that rig. And again, when they're trading in, right, they can. And this goes for anybody. And we proved it to someone the other day. They're like, well, the dealers offered me this. I said, tell them this. Pull your trade in out. Tell them you sold it out, you're giving it to your kid, and ask him if you can buy the car three grand cheaper now. And they called us back, they said, you won't believe this, but when we told them that we pulled the trade out and we were giving it to our kid, they discounted the car 3,000 more dollars. Well, the reason they could do that is because they were over allowing into the new one because they had rebates to play with and trade in tax credits.

[E]

And I actually do that every time. I'm surprised they don't know. We might name there at the dealership. But I work the deal on the vehicle first and then bring the trade in after the fact.

[A]

Well, if you bought how many cars you say you bought from them, this.

[E]

Will be my sixth one coming through.

[A]

They know they've got you in the system. Your phone number's all matched up. I mean, they know exactly who you are before you even think, before you say, hi, this is Jim. They know what you bought. They know everything. All right, man, thanks. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Here's what I say to all that. If I don't beat a Carmax written offer, I will overnight you a check for a hundred dollars. That takes all the bull out of it. All the tracks trades in this story and that story. If I don't beat a Carmax written offer, I owe you a hundred for the last look, for the opportunity to beat it in. In. I write about two checks a week. Do you really two? Yeah, about two. Okay, that's it.

[B]

Fair enough.

[A]

And the other 30, we beat them.

[B]

There you go.

[A]

Yeah. All right.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Top 10 at 10.

[B]

Go get Casey.

[A]

30, something like 50.

[B]

Good morning, John. How you doing?

[A]

Hey.

[B]

We have, since we're still in Oklahoma, there are some, well, kind of interesting sex laws on the books in Oklahoma still. Some of these you got to wonder about. Hey, let's start off number 10. Sex laws. Interesting sex laws in Oklahoma. And we're down to number 10. That's right. It's illegal for. This is true for a bar owner to allow any patron to pretend to have sex with a buffalo. True story. Number. Every one of these is real, by the way. Number nine. Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker in Oklahoma must have their name in their picture shown on television. Number eight. Number eight. Oral pleasure is a misdemeanor punishable by a year in jail and a $2,500 fine. We're up to number seven. It's illegal to have. This is one of my favorites. The hind legs of a farm animal in your boots. Molesting an automobile.

[A]

It even made the robot laugh.

[B]

Molesting. Sexually molesting an automobile is illegal in Clinton, Oklahoma.

[A]

I know guys in Clinton.

[B]

You probably know guys that have done this. Number In Bartlesville, it is illegal to have relations in a graveyard. We're in Fort Cobb now. In Fort Cobb, it is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.

[A]

To be proactive.

[B]

Yes, I suppose so.

[E]

Number three.

[B]

It is illegal for a man. This is one of my. The. The favorite. Number. Oh, sorry. Number three.

[A]

Casey.

[B]

Casey forgot his role. Number three. It's illegal for a man to fire a gun when his partner reaches her high point during a relation. In Hitchcock, Oklahoma.

[A]

This is a law.

[B]

It is illegal to fire a gun when your partner reaches her moment. Yes. Number.

[C]

Number.

[B]

It is illegal to have relations of any type. Well, in a walk in freezer in Hydro, Oklahoma.

[A]

What? Yes.

[B]

True story. And the number one thing. Let's see. Having relations with a porcupine is illegal. No, wait a minute. That one's from Florida. My bad. Those are all absolutely true.

[A]

We need to get some Arkansas. Now that we're on the air in Arkansas, we need some Arkansas funky laws. Because, you know they've got.

[B]

Oh, you know they have them.

[A]

You know they've got them.

[B]

Keep your feet in the ground to keep reaching over the stock.

[A]

Thanks, Casey.

[B]

Thank you there. Full cooter guy.

[A]

And let me South, Louisiana, North Louisiana, Arkansas, Oklahoma. Why are we on the air in these cities? Why? Because I've been in this business for 20 years and I've been buying cars in these remote areas and bringing them back to Dallas, Texas, because we're on a different market in Dallas, Texas. Dallas, Texas has a higher car market than Houston, Texas, believe it or not. We can. I can buy cars at auction in Houston and send them to Dallas. Sell them. Yeah. Make money. But so really. And I've always heard, man, if this was in Dallas, it Bring X and if this car was in Dallas and bring Y. Well, now Dallas is right here. What Dallas is at your fingertips. Go to givemetheven.com and you've got the Dallas market at your fingertips. And we have 250, 10 car carriers in our fleet to pick these cars.

[B]

Just wait to come by.

[A]

I've, I've got a great setup on transportation and we can get them all over the place, so especially these expensive cars and give you a chance in these smaller markets. That's where these guys get hurt. Is this $50,000 stuff in small town? You know, there's wealthy people all over the place and they can't find them the, the, the wholesale money or the car right there. Yeah. And we're there. Givemetheven.com I'm not gonna drive to send a truck to Oklahoma to buy a $300 83 Chevy truck with who knows how many miles on. That's not us. You know, two grand is about the minimum where we draw the line. I'm just taking one blind. Good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Good morning. I'm gonna get rid of an Audi S4.

[A]

Where are you calling from?

[E]

Houston.

[A]

Houston. What year's your Audi?

[E]

The 2015.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Is it a lease? Yes, everybody's a lease. Leasing deals coming back up. I mean, I'll talk about that some other time. What's your lease payoff?

[E]

It's right at 33, I believe.

[A]

How many miles?

[E]

30,000.

[A]

Is it a prestige, a progressive, a technic, a premium plus?

[E]

It is a premium plus or prestige? I'm not sure.

[A]

I'm gonna bid it as a premium plus and I gotta know there's a difference. How many miles are on it?

[E]

30,000.

[A]

30, you said the lease payoffs.

[B]

30.

[A]

Low 30s.

[E]

Yes.

[A]

We may have something on this one. So you need to give them 32 for it roughly, and then sell it to me for a profit to make it worthwhile, Right?

[E]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Okay. Well, I think I can give 33 grand, but I've got more questions. So go to give me. Go to give me the VIN and load this car up and in our system, when you dump the VIN and it's going to ask you option questions, they're only going to be three or four of them, but they make a big difference in the money. So make sure to answer them right. And then it'll go to our system and we'll email you an offer letter. Okay, thanks, man. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. So Dirk is leaving The Mavericks.

[D]

It's possible, yeah.

[C]

Surely not.

[D]

Yeah, no, he's. If the Mavericks don't aren't competitive in free agency and don't put a competitive team together, he'll sign with somebody like the warriors are after him. Cleveland's rumored to be after him. I mean he's got, he's got some suitors that he can go and get a ring, but I don't think.

[A]

I don't.

[D]

Well, he wants another one now.

[A]

I mean he doesn't.

[D]

He wants to play on a competitive team.

[A]

He doesn't.

[D]

I don't think he wants to be Colby when at the end of the Lakers. Just a crazy.

[A]

He doesn't have that ego. I don't think. I don't know the man. Yes. That's all I've heard. Sure. Y' all brought me over here as an immigrant from, from Germany. Mark Cuban is my father. I will never leave my father. I think he's going to do the old. I think he's going to do the old show me a CarMax offer. If I don't beat it, I'll give you 100. Yeah, I think he actually.

[D]

That's exactly right.

[B]

So easy he could do it in his underwear.

[A]

I think that's all he's doing.

[C]

I hate to see it though, man. Dirk has been such a monumental talent for that team. He and Kobe are the two that have only played for one franchise their entire careers.

[A]

800-800-7234 or givemetheven.com is the website. It is 11 o'. Clock.

[B]

Are we done?

[A]

Oklahoma. The Buzz listeners and the Eagle listeners, we're fixing to jump. You can go to go to iHeartRadio and look up Nash FM out of Amarillo, Texas and you can stream us off there this week. That's our affiliate of the week. Or was that our affiliate of the week last week?

[D]

No, Arkansas was last week.

[A]

Nash Icon in Amarillo, Texas, off iHeartRadio. You can stream us for the next hour and everybody else just go to givemethevend.com in Beaumont. We're on 97.5. You can stream us off the ESPN app also. You can do that also. We'll be back next Saturday and everybody else staying hooked. We'll be back in five minutes. So good. People think it's too good to be true. I've been doing this 22 years and it's been a while to figure it out. But yes, it is that good. Go to give, Give me the vin.com. sell me your car. I will put you on the money. Everybody wants me to put them on the money. Well, now I have a website that will put you right on the money. Live bullets, live [e-mail] givemethevin.com Sell us your car. Give me the VIN.com.

[C]

So easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[F]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[A]

Go, Stevie. My name is John Clay wolf. His name's J.D. ryan.

[B]

John.

[A]

And his name is Bobbo.

[C]

Hi ho.

[A]

Bo's the funny guy with all the good voices.

[C]

I'm not joking, you guys. Come on.

[B]

We are, man.

[C]

Come on. Don't be mean to me, J.D.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Do you have the DJI Phantom 3?

[A]

Yes. We're talking drones.

[B]

Drones. Yeah.

[A]

If you go to the John Clay Wolf show, I posted my first video flying around my house yesterday. I'm like, geeked out in drone happy land.

[B]

All right, well, it's not 600 bucks on Amazon. They're 958.

[A]

Mine's the standard.

[B]

Oh, this is a 4K.

[A]

Yeah. Okay, so the next one up, I think is. Is the advanced, and it's 800. And I am sold. Sold. Sold. Okay. We are going to scour the hood and drone in on drug deals.

[B]

We're not.

[A]

You can sit. You can fly this thing three miles away. J.D.

[B]

That'S crazy.

[A]

Three miles.

[C]

And you look.

[A]

You look at your iPad in the eye. The camera on the. On the copter shows you where you're at. And if you lose it or you get lost, you're all screwed up. Your phone rings, you gotta run, you push home, and it goes up 200ft and it flies back and lands. Exactly. GPS driven on the market took off from.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

By itself. And when it lands, it like, does the flare and shuts down. It's crazy.

[B]

I found one here. The Phantom 3 with the 4K camera with the hard case and an extra battery for 749.

[A]

That's a good.

[B]

And that is 3/4 of a mile distance. Transmission distance is point 7.

[A]

The advanced is the one that goes.

[B]

That's the 4.

[A]

No, there's an. There's a standard and advanced and a pro.

[D]

Does the. Can you zoom in with the camera?

[A]

No.

[D]

Oh, that's.

[A]

But the quality, like on my. On my Facebook, if you go John Clay Wolf show. Look at the Facebook video I did. The quality is just half ass, but it has nothing to do with the camera. The. The quality went down when I. Yeah.

[D]

This is a Generation.

[A]

When I pushed it to my iPad, it looked like a regular. Yeah, it lost 50 of its clarity in the original file. It was. Looked like a movie. Yeah, it looked like a Tom Cruise action flick.

[D]

You need a different.

[B]

Well, YouTube and Facebook squash thing.

[A]

Yes, you need a. Just a different file. Savings.

[B]

So cool. So you got the three. You have the base. The professionals. When you're talking about them.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Is the. Is the more expensive?

[A]

Mine was 600, I believe.

[B]

Yeah. Okay.

[C]

Hey, and it goes both ways, too, because you're talking about having to register with the FAA and everything. I'm seeing a story now says it is a federal crime to shoot down a drone. According to the FAA.

[A]

All right. Okay.

[B]

Now, the DJI Phantom 3 professional quadcopter with a 4K camera and three axis. 1000.

[A]

Yeah, that's the 1000 to get.

[D]

I want it to. Where you can zoom in, so that way you're up high enough, you can zoom in and really see what people are doing.

[A]

I live in the. I live in the country. I live in the country. And if you look at the picture on my Facebook, on the show page, you'll see how in the country I live. And I flew it down the way to where there's houses you can't even see, and it went into their backyards and came and hovered over their pool looking for hot wives and. And. And college girls didn't see any, so.

[B]

Busted.

[A]

It's fun.

[B]

And, you know, you have to register this with the government, which you already done.

[A]

But I'm in the country. I don't have to register nothing. Shut up.

[B]

Yes, you do.

[A]

Outside of class B airspace, you do. Nah.

[B]

Okay. I'm just telling you, you government. That's the rule.

[A]

Donovan, you there?

[E]

Yes. Hey, how's it going?

[A]

Good. Sorry, we're geeking out on drone talk.

[B]

Yeah, we are. Man, I. I was so cool.

[A]

Have you ever flown one?

[E]

No. I do want to do it, though.

[A]

It's way better than I. I mean, I'll tell the story in a minute, but yeah. I. I was on the auction block on Tuesday selling my cars, and the lady from the auction came up and handed me this thing and said, you can give this away with the next car you sell, which will make it bring more. And I looked at it, and it was a. The. It was a basically gift certificate for this drone. I was like, screw that. I'm keeping it. I've had a blast with it. Exactly. I was, oh, I'll keep it for my kids. I got it home. Get the boys out I'm like, y' all get back. This is daddy steel. Now can I fly it? No. Shut up. How many miles are on your rig?

[E]

137.

[A]

Okay. So this 07 Mercedes E550 was 137. The problem with this car is mechanical. Does it have a check engine light? Does it have an ABS light? Does it have an airbag light?

[E]

It is in pristine shape. Everything is perfect. I maintain it very well.

[A]

Okay. I'm a $6,500 buyer.

[E]

If I told you I just put a brand new transmission in about eight.

[A]

Months ago, I would say before you did that I'd be a three thousand dollar buyer. And see, and the problem is, and this goes for everybody, I want you to teach your situation, to teach people. When y' all have a $5,000 ish car and you go and do a $3,000 repair, you're screwing up. Yep. These guys with these little cheap cars just put a new motor in it, man. They're wasting their money. My motor's worth eight grand. No, it happens all the time. You got it. So just FYI, you know, because we're bidding cars that run. So really what you're telling me is. Well, now it runs. Okay, great. And I agree in, in theory that it should run a lot longer now than the other ones. But unfortunately the market just doesn't care. When I'm on the, when I'm selling these cars at other dealers and I'm auctioning them off and I make these announcements. Brand new motor, brand new transmission, nobody cares. It brings the same money without the announcement. I don't know why. All right, 800-800-7234. Go to givemetheven.com Mark, if you want to sell that Mercedes to us and say wolf, bid me at 6500 on the air. Here's the, the pictures, here's the VIN in the transmission. If you have a picture of that transmission receipt, take it. I may be able to squeeze a little bit more out of it. 06 Passat under 70O2 infinity Q45. It's too old. I mean, Clinton, this thing's worth two grand.

[E]

All right. Thank you.

[A]

Yeah, I'm sorry. Thirteen. Sure.

[E]

Hello?

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[E]

Does it matter if it's like it's a custom car? That's what I'm asking.

[A]

Then you need to sell it because nobody's going to sell your custom car as good as you. You need to find someone that's, that has your same taste if you, if you have country yeehaw taste or if you have ghetto taste or whatever your taste is. We got to sell it to somebody that cares about that. And.

[E]

And I'm just making it, sir, because I.

[A]

How much did you spend on it? Making it? Customizing it.

[E]

It's a project car, so I probably spent almost ten grand.

[A]

Well, here's the market on a 2002 Infiniti Q45. Here's what they've sold for at the auctions lately. 138 brought 1900. 148 brought 800. 153 brought 1,800. 164 brought 1100. So yours has good miles, and that's why I hit it at two grand. I'd probably give 2,500, maybe three. But the custom thing throws it all out of whack. I have no idea what we're talking about. I'd have to see pictures. What will you take? What will you take for it? That's what matters. What will you take for it?

[E]

I mean, if I had a guy yesterday offer me six grand straight cash.

[A]

You need to call him.

[E]

I told him no. I just told him no because, you know, there's sentimental value to the car. It's very classy. I've had old people come to me, young people. So I just wanted to get a ballpark range, that's all.

[A]

Well, I think you had your buyer, and I think you need to call him back and hang on to him and say, hey, I'll take seven, they'll take six. You just need to keep negotiating until you get him back to giving his six. If he won't go up, don't lose him is what I'm saying. Same thing I tell my ring men, don't lose them. Yeah, and I had a guy on a Dodge the other day, he's like, well, somebody just offered me four grand. I'm like, you should have taken it. Why didn't you take it? Because it's worth more. No, it's not. No. They're still using these Big Mile old cars, man. They're making new ones every day. They're selling 18 million new cars a year right now. So what does that do to yours? You have to make room for the other 18 million that are coming down the pipeline. And they just go south. They just go in. The worst I've ever seen is Range Rovers and big, big body Benzes.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. Did you see that? O2s? 600. We bid for like, like 3, 500 yesterday or 4, 500. And I was kind of like, man, there's no way. And I got in and started looking at the market. I'm like, that's all that some is worth. It's crazy.

[E]

J.D.

[A]

The car was $120,000 in O2. It's crazy. What have you got?

[B]

The news and the money, man. Well, this. This happened the other day. Kind of a cool story. You ever got to an airplane and had a very few people on board?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Yeah, a couple times I've done that. One guy got on board the other day going back home to Atlanta. Nobody on the plane but himself. He had a private jet.

[D]

Oh, that's cool.

[B]

Yeah, nice. He actually thought at first he'd missed his flight. And they said, nope, the plane's gotta go back to Atlanta. And nobody else is on board. So you get to fly back. And what's cool is, I was gonna take that. And before the show, Michael Turley and I were talking about. Have you ever heard of empty legs? An empty leg flight on a private jet.

[A]

Mike was talking about it yesterday. Is that real?

[B]

It's real. We looked it up before the show. There are empty legs available on private jets. We're talking about, you know, the kind when the movie stars fly right. For five and six hundred bucks. If you go. If it's now granted, it's got to be right time, right place.

[A]

Yeah, I have a feeling when you press buy it now, they're gonna charge a 300 service fee. I don't think there's enough money there to pay the aircraft owner and the salesman.

[D]

But it's got to fly back.

[A]

So they're just.

[D]

And they're just gonna. It's.

[A]

They're still taking liability on having that passenger on.

[D]

No, they. On their liability sheet, it clearly says they are not responsible for anything if we kill you.

[A]

But these rich guys that own these airplanes, man, it's not worth them having some scallywag in their jet for nickel.

[D]

Well, no, you have to pay anything, any damages, anything like that, you pay for it. So you, you know, you're not going in there partying your ass off.

[A]

What's the deposit?

[D]

There's no deposit.

[A]

Because I just. I mean, these planes cost between, you know, two and $10 million. Oh, yeah. And to have strangers in them. I know people part of it jets. And they know, they're weird about. About it.

[C]

But those pilots fritz out sometimes too though, JD because. Yeah, like death car on the freeway. No, they put in their fiddle music into helicopter.

[B]

No, it does not.

[C]

Yeah, take some taking out drums. Take some poor innocent.

[A]

J. Was that van. So you got the black you got the. No, death car. Death car on the freeway.

[D]

I thought you're talking about that.

[A]

I was a little kid and I remember the black van. The guy, he's like a serial killer and he's driving around. This was like on ABC movie video gamer. No. Oh, it's an old 70s movie. I was a little kid. Wait, I think it was 79.

[C]

Death car on the freeway.

[A]

And he's in a black van and. And he shoves in his eight track.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And the fiddle music comes on. It's all crazy. And he runs people off the road. Is that the same road? Same movie?

[C]

Yeah, that's it, man. That was a weird character by Hal Jordan. And the bad guy, I think was played by Frank Gorsh, who played the riddler on the old Batman TV series.

[A]

Sean, an 09 Corolla XLE. Is it leather and sunroof?

[E]

It has sunroof, but it's cloth. Has the wood. Wood green like door panels and console. And it has the alloy rims, tailed alloy 17s, I think.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

I'm a four. I'm a four to five grand buyer.

[E]

I love more like five and a half maybe.

[A]

Can you go to my website and push me some pictures so I can see it and pull event history on it?

[E]

Okay. Yeah. One more question. I just was at the Lexus dealership and test drove Alexis nx, the suv. Baby suv. I'm pretty close to closing the deal. What do you think about that car?

[A]

Is that the one we had last week? Turley, would this be like a RAV4 Lexus?

[E]

Yeah, I think the Lexus version of the RAV4.

[A]

Dude, it was awesome. Freaking awesome, Sean. I. I had one of those as a press car two weeks ago. When you're in it, you don't feel like you're in a small SUV. You feel like you're in RX. I mean, that's a nice rig. Is it 41 grand?

[E]

Well, they're. It's about 38 without taxes.

[A]

What stickers? What I'm asking, what was sticker? Do you remember?

[E]

Sticker, I want to say, was like 40.

[A]

That's the same car. It was low 40s. The same car. I think that it's awesome. And I. If you can float that boat, I would jump on it and get it. I think that's. I think that is an awesome rig. And anything else with that much luxury cost, 60.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

All right, good job. And I'll get 55 for the car if it's nice. So go to givemetheven.com. and hopefully they won't lie to you about us when you get there.

[D]

Oh, God.

[B]

I've been having a lot. Really?

[D]

Yes.

[A]

They're just, they're just talking trash. And it's just, it's a competitive industry.

[B]

Sure.

[A]

They're not scaring them. They don't have anywhere to go because we've laid the money out there. So they've. The dealers have resorted to line. And I'm gonna put together a dealer network that honors all of our bids and that has preferred pricing for our listeners and customers. And we're gonna stop this crap.

[B]

Good.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Well, it ought to be win win. Right. For everybody involved.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Travis, is this 08 Odyssey? A leather rig or cloth?

[E]

Cloth.

[A]

Average rough or clean?

[E]

A little on the rough side. It's got a dent in the back.

[A]

What's it cost to fix the dent?

[E]

When I was quoted, I think it was 500.

[A]

Okay. So I was five grand minus what it takes to fix it. Maybe 55. I'm. If 500 will fix it, that means I can fix it for 300. And I might be able to make it work at 5500. Some. 5 to 5545 to 5500. I need to see the pictures. Okay, so go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Have you been to a dealership yet?

[E]

No, sir.

[A]

Okay. I love it when they say. When they give me three grand and then you walk back in there with a five grand offer from me and they don't know what to say. Yeah. And I'll buy it from them, in and out. So you get the tax credit, but you just got a whole. If I'm helping you guys get these guys up, I need you to make sure I get the car. And don't let them lie. Because what happens is they take it on trade and then they don't want to sell it to me just out of spite. Yep. So really what I'd rather do is just give you a draft made out to them. You don't even have to take the car over there, get your trading credit and it's a clean deal. 800, 800. Seven two, three, four. 800, 800 radio. I'm going to hit this one real quick. 11F350 diesel. Is it a dually?

[E]

Single wheel?

[A]

Single wheel. Long. Better. Short.

[E]

Long.

[A]

Navigation. Sunroof. Leather.

[E]

Leather, no navigation or sunroof, no roof.

[A]

It's. It's a 20. 26,000. Maybe 26 5. It would bring more if it was a short bed three quarter ton. It makes no sense. I don't know why. If that was a short bed 3/4 ton with a leather roof, Nav, I'd give 20 as a long bed. F350 single wheel is 26. Don't ask me why. You guys make the market. You're the ones that buy them. You're the ones that make them worth more or worth less. What else you got? J.D.

[B]

We'Re going to break. How about a day of job hunting? Well, John's looking for some people. So is Willie Nelson with his weed company in Colorado.

[A]

He's give me a buzz dot com.

[B]

Yes, exactly. So easy. You can do it from anyone's underwear. Opening Willy's Reserve, he's looking for production manager extractors, whatever that is. Compliance officers, bookkeepers and a sales director. So you can actually sign up for a job. This is in Colorado however.

[A]

No.

[B]

Yeah. Hard to believe.

[D]

Somebody to break the weed up.

[B]

Willie Nelson's weed company, Walt Disney World reopened its beaches to guests this week. They say they have found the alligator. How do you know by the way? How do you know that's the alligator?

[A]

And they cut it open if there's a.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no. The kid was not eaten. The kid was just drowned. They found it.

[A]

Dude, that's so sad. I don't want to talk about it.

[B]

All right, how about a Texas state senator who has sued Dallas Cowboy wide receiver Dez Bryant claiming he did over $60,000 in damage to a DeSoto rental home.

[A]

Now that I believe.

[B]

Oh well. Law lawsuit is filed by senator Royce. West described Bryant's treatment of the home. He said it was negligent and abusive. He had animal feces.

[A]

Trash. Yeah. He's got a monkey.

[D]

He's got a pet monkey.

[A]

Dude. Monkeys are hard on rental property.

[C]

They're hard on all properties.

[B]

Sentence. I didn't think I'd hear today. Hey, monkeys are hard on rental.

[A]

They are.

[B]

They are basically Des Bryant has just ignored this this lawsuit though and he actually wrote back to the guy saying if you bother me again with this, I'm to going going to sue you.

[D]

Him and they've had a falling out cuz that guy was kind of like his mentor and all that. So this there's a little bit more to that story. And there's also a monkey.

[B]

Hey man, monkeys are hard on rental property.

[A]

Yeah, they are.

[D]

I can see baba with a pet.

[A]

Monkey, can't you dude? Our old transporter had three of them in his home.

[B]

Why would you do that?

[A]

Was it a spider monkey? Spider monkey? It was something like that, yeah.

[D]

Those little ones with a white face.

[A]

Yeah, something like that. He said, you don't want these. Man, these are hard. These monkeys are high maintenance. They're crazy. They bite. My wife loves dancer. Yes. As a girlfriend, it's not much different. It's not. I mean, it's like herding cats.

[B]

They say in this political world. The political. Political arguments in the American workplace are now becoming more common with this election year. People are starting to get angry at each other in the workplace and not get. Not get along. According to the hr, they say complaints of people, you know, Hillary supporters, Donald supporters, are up 25% to the point where they're having to relocate some workers.

[D]

I've put a squash on any political talk in the. In the bullpen. Oh, my God.

[B]

It's really.

[D]

Oh, yeah, it gets.

[A]

It just.

[D]

It's distracting and they get angry and then they.

[A]

I can see Brad, Todd fighting and.

[D]

Kyle, and not so much Todd. It's Kyle.

[A]

Kyle. But Kyle is a sensei. He's a master judicial. He will screw you up.

[C]

He's a bit of a fascist right winger, too.

[A]

He's so calm. No, no, no. Different Kyle. Oh, okay. Do you think that Kyle is a jiu jitsu master or a karate master? Casey, He's a professional alcoholic.

[C]

He's badass in his own way.

[A]

I love him, but we've got a buyer that and I had no idea. He's all quiet and cool and we got to talking about it and he like, he's a full blown. Won the tournament several times.

[D]

Like number two in Texas.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, yeah, yeah, I debated.

[B]

He's threatening to kick.

[A]

You debated? This guy's a karate master, Joe.

[C]

Oh, you're talking about an actual martial arts.

[A]

Yes, yes.

[C]

I take him out too, dude.

[A]

Well, he's right next door. Why don't you go give him a shot? I'm an orange belt. Hey, Kyle, if y' all are listening next door, why don't you come over here and show Babo how quick you can get him to the ground. This would be fun on the radio.

[C]

Bring all your pretty teeth with you.

[A]

We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars the radio.

[F]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[A]

Hit him up right now.

[F]

1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[A]

A thousand meters is 3000ft. It is in a meter. 3. Isn't it a yardstick?

[C]

Meter's a little more than a yard.

[A]

Yeah. Okay, so just rule them. You know, spitballing.

[D]

What are we measuring here, guys?

[A]

We're talking about drone distances. We're geeking out on drone stuff still because we're excited for the show to be over any minute now so that we can go fly our toy.

[C]

I thought a thousand meters is about 3,000ft.

[A]

A mile is like 5,300ft.

[B]

1,000 meters is 3,280ft.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

And it says mine will do. A thousand meters?

[B]

Yes. So you're.

[A]

I don't. I don't think it'll go that far.

[B]

Yeah, this says it'll go through, but the next step up means that'll go double. 6,000.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

6,000Ft. My God.

[A]

Dude. Carol, good morning.

[D]

You're on the air.

[A]

Carol. Hey, Carl. Oh, it says Carol. She can't spell. Hey, why does your truck only have 600 miles on it?

[E]

Well, I bought it when it had two miles on it. I drove it for a week, and then I went to work. I haven't been home in eight months, and I've had the truck for a year.

[A]

Where do you work?

[E]

I drive a truck.

[A]

Okay. I've seen that a lot with truck drivers. They have these nice cars and they never drive. Drive them.

[B]

Right.

[A]

I mean, I bought old Mercedes from truck drivers, which bought one last week. It's weird. Well, it's not weird. It makes sense. They're on the road all the time. What the hell? They need to drive something. You know, you're gonna lose a ton. I mean, I hate to be that guy. Is it a. Is it a leather truck?

[E]

No, it's cloth.

[A]

This one's gonna be tough to do on the air, and I don't want to short bid you because to be safe, do you mind going to my website and pushing the VIN number in?

[E]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah, do that. And when you dump the VIN number and it'll ask you just a couple of quick questions. Does it have the big wheels? Does it have leather? Does it have this, have that? I mean, like five questions, and then you just push a button. Yes and no. And then we can fire off an offer. Email. Give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com. where are you calling us from today? Where are you right now?

[E]

I'm in. I'm in Abilene, Texas, right now.

[A]

You are listening on 102, the Bear. Rocking your ass off. Because that's one of the best stations in all of West. I mean, they have the best playlist of anybody. I love that station. Love the Bear. Well, yeah, when you. When you get home, push the vin number to givemetheven.com and take a couple of quick pics with your phone, too, and we'll give you the best number we can on it, and we'll send somebody. You know, I'm sure your schedule is tough, and we can arrange a pickup and show up with a check. Do you have a payoff on it?

[E]

37.

[A]

Okay. You might have to scratch check to get out of it. You might? You might. We'll have to look. 800-800-7-234. Ellis, good morning. You're on the air. Ellis CRV.

[E]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Where are you calling from?

[E]

Yes, sir, calling from Houston, Texas.

[A]

What part of Houston, Texas?

[E]

Well, I'm over in the southwest side right now.

[A]

All right. Were you listening to us on the Buzz or on a 975?

[E]

I was on the 975.

[A]

There you go. ESPN Sports Leader. Are you. Are you what? What's the name of those. Those buddies of mine? One of them is my buddy. I fight with the other one.

[D]

Mike and Mike.

[A]

No, not Mike and Mike. Fred and aj. Do you listen to them in the afternoons?

[E]

I do not usually work in.

[A]

They're pretty popular. They've won the number one rated afternoon sports show in all Houston, so. Good for them. Yeah. Seriously, 35,000 miles on a. On a 15 Honda CRV EXL, correct?

[E]

Correct.

[A]

Does it have factory navigation?

[E]

It does.

[A]

Okay, then I will give $20,000.

[E]

I appreciate you so much, sir.

[A]

Bada bing, bada boom. Thanks, Timothy. 12 Kia Sorento is worth eight, nine grand, I believe. Is it leather or cloth?

[E]

It's cloth.

[A]

Seven, eight, nine. Yeah, these things are tricky. It's got a lot of miles on it. It's got 100 on it. I know it's got 98, but I'm calling it 100 to be a jerk.

[E]

They're all freeway.

[A]

No, I hear you. Of course, I didn't figure it was gravel. Gravel pits. 12. What's your payoff? 14 grand.

[E]

I think it's still 0. 10 on it.

[A]

You're not that bad. Let me look it up. Is it a four cylinder or six? Six, six. Two wheel drive or four, two. EX or LX or sx?

[E]

Ooh, I believe.

[A]

Okay. I don't know which one. Which one the leather is and which.

[D]

One looks not the Elect.

[A]

I think the first one's the Ex. It's opposite a Honda. Honda Ex is better than lx and in Kia, it's flipped. Ex is the first. The cloth one. So we got a hundred thousand miles Sorrento, I will give 9,000 for it. I don't know if I can get to 10.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

And if you want to sell it, go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Here's the pictures, here's the vintage. John, hit me at 9. I'll sell it for 9, or I can't have less than 10. And we'll try to get 10. Or we'll make our best offer we can after looking at it.

[E]

Okay, thank you, sir.

[A]

I'll tell you what the website did is it cleaned up my ability to be more precise because on the air I was always having to be a little light because I was having to hold for things that are undisclosed. And now that we have the VIN numbers and the pictures, I can go ahead and throw the wood out a lot more specific because I know what I'm looking at. I'm not, I'm not. I don't have one eye open. I've got both. Yeah. We buy them on site unseen. Yes. We come to your house. Yes. We bring a check. We'll pay off your payoff. For you unbelievers out there, get online, Google us up, find people that have done business with us. They have nothing but great things to say. If anybody's out there right now that sold a car to us, call in and, and give the testimonial. And none of our calls are ever fake. Ever.

[B]

Ever.

[A]

I've had so many people in the radio business, hey, was that a real call? Yeah, it's a real call.

[B]

Real radio people are used to faking it.

[A]

No, we never fake it.

[B]

You don't.

[A]

Every once in a while, I'll fake one at eight o'. Clock. Well, just. I mean, because what I've noticed is we have to take one phone call to get it going.

[B]

Sure, you're tipping your.

[D]

Feeding the tip jar, but that's not faking. They're.

[A]

They love the.

[D]

What they.

[A]

They're. No, no, no, no. I just say, hey, somebody call in real quick. Give me a car, Give me a Corvette. Give me something. Just argue with me. I don't care. But let, Let the listeners hear what we do in the air. And then all of a sudden, here comes the phone calls, Right?

[B]

People see you. That's what you're doing.

[A]

That is the fakest this show ever is.

[C]

Yeah, but you shouldn't. You know what? If you're, if you ever, you shouldn't tell them that. Because. No, they're never satisfied after that because they're like.

[A]

Well, they fake all these phone Calls, man. Well, didn't lie to yourself. I'm telling you, at 8 o' clock in the morning when we first start I six times a year out of 52 shows, if there's no call flow, I'll call a friend, say call in the show and throw a car at me so the listeners can hear it. And then here they come. And there's no way to have a.

[C]

Relationship though, John, because. No, as soon as she tells you that. As soon as she tells you that, well, I've been faking, you know, I.

[A]

Don'T care if she's faking as long as I'm getting what I want.

[C]

Lose a lot of your, you know? I don't know, man. I had a woman like totally ruin our relationship.

[A]

Is that gal that, that we went to the Steely Dan concert with Wednesday, is that one of your girlfriends?

[C]

Rhonda?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, she's, She's a very good friend of mine. I've known her a long time now. We're not a couple, okay? No.

[A]

And your daughter was there and that other guy was cool.

[C]

Yeah, Brandon? Yeah, he's cool.

[A]

Is he an old friend of yours?

[C]

He is my daughter's boyfriend.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

They're livings now. They're 20 somethings.

[A]

How do you handle that? Man, I've got a. My 13 year old daughter's real pretty and I'm just, I'm. I'm thinking it's gonna ruin my whole way I look at women.

[C]

Well, you do at first because you just don't know how to.

[E]

I'm.

[C]

I made a fool of myself the first few times I was around this guy. Cause they're, you know, they're serious. She's never had, really had a boyfriend or dated through high school. She's a valedictorian of her class. Got her free ride. First two semesters, full boat, you know, at msu. Gonna be a doctor, lawyer, you know, she's. And she's in pre med now. She's, you know, she's working hard on her degree. And I told this guy in no uncertain terms, it was really terrible. I got all drunk, man. Here we go, man, if you mess. You know what? She's the pride of our whole family, man. She's the first child, you know, in her mother's entire family that's ever gone to college. And if you mess her up, I'm gonna mess you up.

[A]

You said that to, you said that to him.

[D]

Fired a gun off in the air.

[B]

You kids go out and have fun. I'll be sitting here Cleaning your.

[A]

Did you have that talk talked to you by someone's dad?

[C]

Not really.

[A]

Did you, J.D.

[E]

No.

[B]

Ever?

[A]

I didn't either.

[C]

Dads were really cool to me. I was like, a lot.

[A]

I never had the dad shakedown. And I like, I feel the dad shakedown coming on for me. Big time.

[B]

Yeah, but don't do it. Don't get drunk and do that.

[A]

No, I don't have to be drunk to do it.

[B]

Y' all kids have fun. I'll be sitting here cleaning my guns.

[C]

To my defense songs. I tested this guy, J.D. i test this guy. Like. I mean, so you like music? Okay, well, who's the best band ever? And he some, you know, potato dirt farmer music. New country thing.

[B]

Right. What do you.

[C]

What do you think of the Beatles? He goes, ah, they're all right. And that was a. That was a very low rating for him.

[B]

Oh, I see. So you're rating him now? Yeah, because you should be judging other people.

[C]

We got free pretty funny pretty quickly after that.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[C]

Because he obviously has no taste and mustn't be very intelligent. This is what I'm thinking.

[A]

Having daughters ruins the way that you look at women.

[C]

It really does.

[B]

It really does. Maybe it improves.

[A]

No. Well, maybe it does.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Cuz I mean, it's just like, man, you're one of them. And that's how I looked at them. And that's you. And now I can't look at anything. Right. I think I'm just going to go gay.

[B]

No, don't do that. That would be. No, no. That would just play with your drone.

[C]

That don't kill nothing.

[A]

It's just. It's just. It's just bad. I wish my daughter growing up.

[B]

John, I'm so proud of you. So proud of you. Who's the big boy who wants to go outside?

[A]

And then you got your boys. You're like, go get you some. Go rope and tie you one.

[B]

Oh, man.

[A]

And then like, wait, my sister. My. You know, she's one. Yeah, it's. I'm confused. I need to go see a shrink.

[C]

Bit of a double standard, maybe.

[A]

Big time. Kyle, a 14 verse. So with 54 is worth about seven grand. Maybe eight.

[E]

Maybe eight.

[A]

Yep.

[E]

Even in excellent condition.

[A]

Well, here's what happened to those. I've always got a story. But they're true. They're all true. So I could buy this car in a 15 with 2 miles on it for 10. 8. And that was a year ago. So the 16s are coming out. So they put these things. What happens is the Nissan is pushing product on their dealers so hard and they're overloading them. The dealers are punching like reported sales on new cars to put in service loaner status to hit their thousand dollar car payback from the factory money. So they've got hundreds of these cars that are new, that are now used and they put them on the market and they bring 10 grand. So what's yours with? With 50. That's where I'm coming from.

[E]

Could you go 80?

[A]

I will look, I'll damn sure try. Will you go to my website, givemetheven.com and load it up and say it takes 85 to buy it?

[E]

Yeah, I'll pictures.

[A]

Yep. Give me the VIN, the VIN number, the 17 digit VIN number. GiveMeTheEven.com and last time I heard, it is so easy you can do it in your underwear. Good morning, you're on the air. Who this be?

[E]

Hey, this is Tyler. I wanted to call in. I talked to you guys before. I just wanted to let you guys know, let all your listeners know. I am a car salesman, been in the business about three years. I encourage my customers to run everything by y'. All.

[A]

Good. Because we're just like, we do the same thing CarMax does, but you don't have to go anywhere. You can do it from your damn iPhone.

[E]

Absolutely. And people don't believe it. I say, you know, they'll come get it. You know, if they just want to buy the car, sell it to you, tell them you'll come get the car and all that good stuff. And I am at a Nissan dealer, you know, and we punch Versa every month, man. We're punching those. We got 40 versus that we punched in the past two months. Sitting on a lot right now.

[A]

There's validation. JD I'm telling the truth.

[B]

You are.

[A]

I'm telling you absolute truth. And there's different models and they're between, they're bringing between 10, 5 and 12 depending on the equipment. I bought a bunch of them. Tyler, do this. Rental cars, do this for me. When your customers bring in that offer from us, just do it in and out with them and call me and I'll come pick it up from y'.

[E]

All. Sounds good, man. My used car manager actually has done some business with you as well.

[A]

Okay, well, just go to get. Go to givemetheven.com and click email. JCW. Tell me what store you're at. We'll set up a relationship and I'll send the drivers over to your place with a check or draft. If there's a payoff we'll leave a draft and then swap it out for check when the title's in. And we're slick. Happens all the time.

[E]

Sounds good, man.

[A]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I've got time for one more call. Go ahead and put that George. Put that George on. On hold right now. I'm gonna grab this one. On hold means hold. Push. Hold abruptly. George. Good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Hey, what's going on, Nana?

[A]

You got a 12 Civic? Si. Is it? Are you from Amarillo?

[E]

Yes, I am.

[A]

I bid this car a month ago, didn't I?

[E]

Well, the thing was, I talked to somebody over there, and then that evening, I dropped my phone and I lost the phone number, and I just barely heard you guys on the radio.

[A]

Okay, how many 2012 Civics are out there with 6,000 miles? I remember this one. I'm. Like I said, let's impress him. And we gave you a good number, and then you wanted to haggle with us.

[E]

Where.

[A]

What did we hit you at?

[E]

Well, I don't. Man. Dude, it's been. It's been a while. It's been over a month. Because I talked to somebody from over there.

[A]

Okay, well, let me ask you this. You. You gotta remember where we were. We were like, mid teens. Was it like 13 or 14 grand?

[E]

And I don't remember, man. I really don't.

[A]

What's it take to buy it? That's all that matters.

[E]

Man.

[A]

What?

[B]

I don't.

[E]

16, 900 on it.

[A]

Okay. You're gonna have to write a check to get out of it. If I give you 15 grand, can you come up with the other 1800?

[E]

I'm trying. I'm thinking right now.

[A]

Well, think.

[E]

And how much?

[A]

Go ahead. What.

[E]

How much will you give me for it?

[A]

I'll go 15. 5. Actually. I'll make it better than that. I'll make it better than that. I've got to get the thing home from Amarillo. It'll never bring that money. It will not bring the Dallas money in Amarillo, Texas. So I've got to bring it in. So, yeah, you bring it. You bring it to me, and I'll give you $16,000 for it.

[E]

Okay, let's do this, man. Let me give another. Another payment. And not to be around that area.

[A]

But the payment will go along with the payoff. It'll be the same. Same thing. Okay, we'll do this. If you. If your payoff is 16. 8. Right. And. Okay, so you write us a check for 900. And we send that money, then you don't have to make a payment.

[E]

That's the thing, man. I don't have that 900 as we speak right now.

[A]

But you're fixing to write him a check for 500, right?

[E]

Yeah, I am gonna. Yes, I am. Yes, I am.

[A]

So there's 500 of it right there. And if you'll. We'll call and get a 15 day payoff and we'll pay it off. You give us the 500, write me another check for 400 post date at 2 weeks. I can do that. I know everybody's saying you can't do that. Well, I can because I'm just buying them. I'm not selling anything. I'll take a pick payment on the payoff and we'll make it work if you can bring it to me. All right, I gotta, I gotta. I gotta go break. I gotta go to break. Go to the website, tell them explaining the deal, what we said. If you don't explain it, then you're wasting your time. Go to givemetheven.com, load it back up and say, I've talked to Wolf and here's what we're doing. We'll be right back.

[F]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[A]

God, I love this song. I know you don't care, J.D.

[B]

I don't.

[A]

Because they rock.

[B]

I couldn't agree more. This is rock.

[A]

We need to. Oh, we gotta protect the Nash FM icon. Branded. We got to play some country every once in a while. We're gonna blow them all out. Now the truth is they listen to this stuff too. Classic rock people and classic country people are the same people. Same people, same people. Stephanie. Good morning. You're on the air.

[B]

Hi.

[A]

Hey. Where are you calling from?

[E]

Amarillo, Texas.

[A]

Well, you're a perfect example. So you were listening to us on a country station, right?

[E]

Yes, 95. 7.

[A]

Does it bother you when we play classic rock music? No. Okay, do you. When you're not listening to classic country, are you listening to bro country or rock Country. Okay, country country. I call bro country. That new stuff. Luke, Bryan, etc. Etc. But anyway, your Durango has 119,000 miles on. It's an 07. Does it have a Hemi? Does it have leather? Does it have chrome wheels? Does it have a sunroof?

[E]

It's the limited. It does have the Hemi. It's got the sunroof, the DVD nav. Dvd. It's got the rear lift gate, the power one Power. Yeah.

[A]

What color is it?

[E]

Black.

[A]

Is it two wheel drive or four?

[E]

Four wheel.

[A]

Up there you need it. You guys get some real snow sometimes. We've got a hard load. It's a V8 Limited with all the goodies. Do you know if It's a big V8 or a small V8? There's a 57 and a 4 7. Does it have a hemi tag on the side?

[E]

It's the five seven.

[A]

Okay. And how far from 120 on the miles is it? I see 119. Is it like 119? 992.

[E]

It's 119. 229.

[A]

Okay, so it's not going to turn over to 120 while we're talking? No. I'm a $5,500 buyer. Take it.

[E]

5,500. I. I couldn't do that.

[A]

What could you do?

[E]

My payoff is about nine.

[A]

Right? Well, I'm looking here. Here's 97,000 miles. 97, 6400. And then there's one for eight. Yours has 120. If this car's nice. I'd stretch to six, 65 tops. But that would be the end of it with 120 on. 119 on the miles.

[E]

Okay. Yeah, I was offered 78, which is trade in value for it.

[A]

But were you offered that as a, as a. When you. Were you working as a. On a trade in deal?

[E]

No. Nope. He offered me the 7800.

[A]

When?

[E]

About three weeks ago.

[D]

Why didn't you take.

[A]

And what am I missing here? Hang on.

[E]

Because I sell by because I needed payoff.

[A]

Right. I can't get there. But if, if another dealer looked at it and they see. And again, that's why I always push people to the website. I can talk all day, but when I see pictures, then I get a emotional feeling. It sounds stupid, but I can tell the values of cars by how they look too. And right. There is one sale in here in, in the, in the past 90 days with one that has 120 on it. And it brought 7 800. It was black in Chicago. So if your car is that car, it's that nice, then I may go there. But anyway, if you gotta have payoff, you gotta pay off. And I can't. I can't. I can't make it work.

[E]

800.

[A]

800. 7, 2, 3, 4. If it's that nice, I'll give the 8. That's a long cry from 5. But these durangos are so much variable in them. The condition was she kind of. I wasn't listening. Close enough. Bad on me. I had my preconceived notions and I wasn't listening to what she said. Leather roof, big hemi, four wheel drive. Yeah, I bet it short. She's right. Okay, what have you got in the news, sir?

[B]

One more quick story for you. A car dealership. Now you did some promotion when you had a car dealership? Some fun stuff.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

You know, burnout.

[A]

Burnout things burning auto grill. Right.

[B]

Well, this, these folks in New Hampshire car dealership causing a little bit of a controversy. You buy a car, you get an AR15, an automatic rifle. The sign outside Hagen motor pool in Rochester is making people do a double take. Basically they're saying they're giving away guns. Dealership owner Mike Hagen says it's a great promotion he's had. He sold a lot of cars because of it. He's got a lot of active. He says actually most people aren't upset about it. And you don't get the gun right there on at the lot either.

[A]

So what year are we in? 16. In 2007 we did the same thing. Really? Texas? Yep. Really? Because I was knocking off a store in Missouri that did God, guns and something in cars. Yeah, and his man cow, the radio guy. Radio brother. And they did a TV show. But yeah, we made a deal with Georgia's guns.

[B]

Yeah, you gotta drive down the street.

[A]

And get together and we, we did that on New Dodgers.

[B]

Did it work?

[A]

No.

[B]

See in this day and age right now though, you just think that's kind of PC non politically correct.

[D]

They did it just so you can read this story.

[B]

That's true.

[A]

I just questioned them. They got free advertising. So did it work? Maybe. I don't know. Any gimmick in the new car?

[B]

That's all it is.

[A]

If they're giving you something, they're getting it back somewhere. It's just the truth. And like my deal where I say I'll beat Carmax by 100, the gimmick there is I will pay a hundred dollars. I buy enough business, I get enough business to get that open opportunity that it's worth it to me. When we can't beat them to send somebody 100 check. So in that one, it really isn't a gimmick, it's true deal. You're either going to get more money from us or you're going to get a hundred dollar check. Just send us a copy of your CarMax proposal. PT Cruisers, Charles. I hate them, man. I see on the board there. I just hate them. I don't know why. They just lose money. I can't buy them cheap enough. PT losers. Mixon's got one out there we bought for 600, doesn't he? It's been making it all the way so far. It's so good, it's unbelievable. It's like VWS with miles on them. They're worthless. Okay, the website, give me the vi n. Obviously we're out of time. We got 50 seconds left. Give me the vin dot com. Rush Limbaugh. Who's gonna win the election now, Ladies.

[C]

And gentlemen, if you don't vote Trump.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You're a low down chump.

[A]

Really, Rush? I think Trump's kind of put himself out there on an island. I don't know. I feel the tide turning.

[C]

There goes another Saturday from the Excellence in Broadcasting Network.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Talent on loan from. From God.

[A]

From God and Jesus christ, his father. Givemetheven.com cynthia, I see you online. Go to givemetheven.com everybody on hold? Go to givemetheven dot com put your car in there. We will email you an offer letter. We will be working until 4 o' clock today and then we will be back at it Monday morning. But you can keep submitting them tonight and Sunday and everything. We walk in Monday morning with tons to do and get after it, start emailing off offer letters. Thanks, guys.

[B]

See ya.

[A]

I think this is the first time I have wasted an hour of your time and I apologize for that.

[B]

Ladies and gentlemen.

[E]

That wraps this little show up, y'. All.

[A]

Move right over.

[E]

Buy you some Bibles or go back down the lane and buy you whatever you want. Sa.