#522 John Clay Wolfe Show 09.20.25

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #522 (09.20.25)

Live from Las Vegas for the iHeartRadio Music Festival

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Main Theme / Purpose

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show finds John and the crew broadcasting live from Las Vegas during the iHeartRadio Music Festival weekend. The show balances John's groggy, hungover post-party energy with their usual irreverent takes on cars, music, sports, and assorted life misadventures. Expect stories from the festival, reflections on aging and marriage, car-selling banter, wild callers (one tripping on mushrooms), Vegas gambling adventures, pop culture quizzes, and a dose of insomniac philosophy.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Las Vegas Hangover & iHeartRadio Festival Takeaways

• Setting & Mood: John is in Vegas, tired and grumbling from late-night partying, semi-hungover, and openly reluctant about being awake, let alone on-air. (“I’ve had about four hours sleep… I’m just not happy. I’m not a happy person. I don’t want to be here. I want to be asleep.” - John Clay Wolfe, 00:44)
• Music Festival Rundown:
  • Jelly Roll: John dubs him "Fat Boy Slim with tattoos," drawing humorous comparisons to Elvis ("God sent Jelly Roll to replace Elvis. That makes sense." - 04:07), highlighting his “America-unite” crowd-pleaser vibe.
  • LL Cool J: John and crew enjoyed it, with John quipping, “I like black people. No, he was good.” (05:38)
  • Maroon 5: Critiqued as energetic music with a lackluster stage show; crowd reactions noted.
  • DJs: John is baffled by the superstar DJ phenomenon (“They’re just there. I mean, they’re not doing a damn thing at all… I think they represent drugs.” - 07:19), lambasting club and stadium DJs as icons of drug culture and “famous for being famous.”
  • Sammy Hagar: Reflections on having had Hagar at a past company Christmas party—rare moments of genuine nostalgia and appreciation mixed with the show’s typical irreverence.
• Aftereffects: John wrestles with whether he’s still drunk, repeatedly references drinking 24 oz beers, and confesses to being off his game (“I’m gonna say something's gonna get me in trouble if I haven't already.” – 28:29).

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2. Classic Banter: Cars, Callers, and Appraisals

• Lightning Rounds: JCW fields live car appraisals, mixing real market advice with his usual sarcasm (“Well, back in high school you got laid a lot more too.” – 12:59).
• Favorite Calls: From a speech-impaired recurring caller (“Speech impediment Terrence”) to a man tripping on mushrooms in Oklahoma (“100%...I'm just doing the Lord’s work here on Saturday morning.” – 49:44), the call-in segments mix real business with wild, off-topic stories.
• Listener Interactions: Commentary on everything from lifted Jeeps to collectable Oldsmobiles, with John explaining the hard truth of car values in his “hangover mode”—often to the caller’s playful frustration.

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3. Sports, Gambling, and Life in Vegas

• College Football Bets: Betting lines and picks on Texas Tech/Utah, Auburn/Oklahoma, Illinois/Indiana, and SMU/TCU. John, deep into the Vegas mindset, tries to up the stakes but is reined in by Turley.
  • “You went one and three, so you’re ahead… I’m up nine games to three, so I'm $225 up so far.” - Mike Turley (30:16)
  • “You double down. Double down!” – J.D. (32:06)
• Casino Adventures: John shares his experience betting modestly at the craps table while his high-roller friend blows through tens of thousands in minutes. ("He was up $30,000… and then he wound up going—he lost about 35 of that when I sat down." – 47:53)

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4. Marriage, Aging, and Working Vacations

• Jeanette’s Birthday and Aging Jokes: The crew riffs on John’s wife’s 40th birthday, trading playful jabs about trading in partners and the shifting dynamic of aging (“That's the thing I like about high school girls...” – 20:53).
• Working Vacation Reality Check: John muses on the reality of mixing business with pleasure in Vegas, missing his son’s football game, and struggling to find the promised “vacation” in the trip (“When does this vacation part start?” – 71:06).
• Caller Stories: Banter about Appalachian Trail adventures, quitting jobs, and “why nobody’s getting married anymore”—all delivered in the show’s signature way.

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5. Drugs, Alcohol, and a Touch of Gonzo

• View on Substance Use: Recurring jokes about drinking, “getting roofied,” dabbling in vapes (“hydro vape weed BS”), and a couple who calls in while one is on mushrooms, describing psychedelic experiences and marital strife.
  • “All I can, like, speak is the truth right now. I think I'm seeing like shapes and colors…” (59:27)
• Safety Spree: Segments cover drunk driving news, airport mayhem, and John's family legacy of reckless drinking.
• Pop Culture Tangents: From D.A.R.E. nostalgia to raccoon CPR stories and oddball news, the show bounces between the absurd and the poignant.

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6. Music, Podcasts, and Pop Culture Games

• Dave Matthews Backtracks Quiz: Listeners compete to guess Dave Matthews songs played in reverse (e.g., "Tripping Billies" and "Satellite”).
• Musician Mythology: Stories of booking Dave Matthews Band’s early Texas gigs; legends of Blues Traveler and Better than Ezra; a running pop culture Jeopardy game for the crew.

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7. Recurring Cast, Running Gags, and Memorable Characters

• Speech Impediment Terrence: From would-be band formation to tales of long-ago car purchases.
• International Listeners: Calls and playful skits with Aussie/New Zealand characters (“I’ve been licking me frog…” – 58:39) and Juan Solo, Mexico’s Star Wars radio star.
• Fake Mail & Parody: "Mail from Jail" segments, skewering the “innocence” of prisoners and satirizing rural Americana.
• Listener Hate Mail: John reads out negative feedback about certain skits, shrugs, and plows ahead.

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8. Media, Scandals, and Kimmel’s Suspension

• Jimmy Kimmel’s ABC Suspension: The show offers a fast-and-loose breakdown of Kimmel’s supposed ousting over comments about Charlie Kirk, blending half-serious media critique with mock outrage and industry-insider gossip.
  • “After threats from Trump’s FCC chair, ABC yanked Kimmel off the air indefinitely.” – (121:46)
  • Discussions of the business side of late night, the irrelevance of TV ratings, and Kimmel’s possible next moves.
  • “He bought a fishing lodge up in Idaho...I think the guy wanted to retire.” – John Clay Wolfe (43:54)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On festival goers and DJs:
  "The excitement is—they're sitting there. They're not doing a damn thing at all. No, they pick all the music. They have it all preset. Yeah, they make millions… They're just—it's just the drugs. I think they represent drugs that are going along with the music.” – John Clay Wolfe, 07:19

• On marriage and aging:
  "That's the thing I like about high school girls is I keep getting older and they stay the same age." – John Clay Wolfe (quoting “Dazed & Confused”), 20:53

• Caller on mushrooms:
  “All I can, like, speak is the truth right now… when your piss hits the water, you know when it splashes back up at you… to me, that night, it was like cuss words. Like every—like the splash was a cuss word.” – Oklahoma Caller, 59:27 / 62:42

• On car values & nostalgia:
  “Well, back in high school, you got laid a lot more too… Well, guess what, Kevin, in Houston, you have abs anymore and your jeep ain’t worth what was it Covid.” – John Clay Wolfe, 12:59

• On gambling:
  "He was up $30,000… then he wound up going—he lost about 35 of that when I sat down. You’re the cooler, man." – John Clay Wolfe & Mike Turley, 47:53

• On Kimmel’s suspension:
  “They warned him though, man. They warned him and they warned him.” – John Clay Wolfe, 122:38

• On YouTube & going viral:
  “Finally getting some traction…after two and a half years… Why am I wasting my time doing this? This is ridiculous… But now it's motivating.” – John Clay Wolfe, 138:44

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Vegas iHeart Music Festival Recap: 01:09–10:00
• DJs & Festival Culture Rant: 07:00–10:00
• Sammy Hagar/Nostalgia: 09:13–09:47
• Lightning Round (Car Appraisals): Multiple, e.g., 11:24, 49:29, 86:04, 125:30
• College Football Bets & Sports: 29:25–37:30, 130:17–134:19
• Drugs & Vegas Shenanigans: 32:02, 49:44, 72:34, 73:52
• Mushrooms Caller: 49:44, 59:20, again at 93:23
• Marriage & Birthday Bits: 18:08–21:32
• Kimmel Suspension Discussion: 120:54–124:28
• Dave Matthews Backtracks Quiz: 104:53–114:45
• Speech Impediment Terrence: Throughout (e.g., 11:24, 97:42, 117:16)
• Car Collector Advice / Resto-mods: 99:22–102:29
• Appalachian Trail Caller: 66:31–69:31
• Parody/Skits (Juan Solo, New Zealand, etc.): 132:28–137:23
• Pop Culture Jeopardy: 140:42–146:12

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Tone, Style & Format

• Language and Tone: Irreverent, sharp, provocative, openly (and self-consciously) politically incorrect, with John’s classic stew of biting sarcasm, bemused old-man crankiness, and underlying realness. The crew keeps it loose, with everyone riffing, derailing each other, and running with a joke to the bitter end.
• Format: Fast-paced, radio-morning-show banter interspersed with live calls, music, and games. The lines between content and chaos are intentionally blurred.

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For First-Time Listeners

• The John Clay Wolfe Show is a wild ride: part car auction, part rock radio, part Howard Stern-esque confessional, and part small-town Texas smoke-filled bar at last call.
• If you like candid talk about the car market, no-BS takes on pop culture, and segments that fly off the rails, you’ll feel right at home.
• Not PC, but it’s full of energy, honesty, and occasional moments of real insight—especially about cars, music, and how life changes as you get older.

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Listen if you want:

• Real & funny insights into the music festival scene and the car industry
• Unfiltered commentary on marriage, aging, and making (or losing) money
• The wildest call-in radio moments (including callers tripping on shrooms)
• The inside scoop on dealer auctions and vehicle values
• Relatable tales of marital negotiation, working vacations, small-town legends
• A survey of America’s mood somewhere between “midlife crisis” and “one last party in Vegas”

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Missed this episode? Don’t sweat it—you’ve got the highlights, killer stories, and all the best John Clay Wolfe Show insanity, minus the hangover.

Transcript

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethefin.com hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio. Now John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Breaking up a little bit. I don't know. I hear it coming in and out. If it's crappy, let me know. Good morning, everybody. My name is John Clay Wolf. I'm live from Las Vegas, Nevada. Nevada. How are you guys? Nevada.

[J.D.]

Good morning, Johnny.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you doing? Nevada or Nevada? Nevada. Yeah, I'm. I'm. I've had about four hours sleep.

[Mike Turley]

He's been partying, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baby, I'm just not happy. I'm not happy. I'm not a happy person. I don't want to be here. I want to be asleep. Oh, how are y'?

[Caller]

All?

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe y' all could cheer me up. Sure. Because this is just not a. You know, I went to bed at 3:00 clock hour time and. What time is it now?

[J.D.]

It's 8:06 Central.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's not that long. I mean, I. I should. I should pull up my. Shoot. I shouldn't be such a. I mean, I. I've done all nighters and never gone to bed, but. Yeah, I'm not. I don't feel right. So anyway, tell me about something, J.D.

[J.D.]

Sure, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd you do last night? Where's your wife? Where'd you sleep?

[J.D.]

I slept in my house with my wife. And it was lovely. But you went to the I Heart Music Festival.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, man, I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

We watched. We. We watched Fat Boy Skinny. Fat Boy Slim.

[Mike Turley]

Hold on.

[J.D.]

Fat Boy Slim.

[Mike Turley]

Can we. Can we do a little game here?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[J.D.]

What you got?

[John Clay Wolf]

Cuz?

[Mike Turley]

I want to see if. I know John's heard the artist, but I want to see if JD what can name the type of artist that were there.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Mike Turley]

What kind of genre?

[J.D.]

All right, I have a list.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Fat Boy Slim meets Country with tattoos that used to be in prison.

[Mike Turley]

I. I know who that is.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a different.

[J.D.]

Fat Boy Slim is country. Wait a minute. Fat Boy Slim is Country.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. There is an official Fat Boy Slim, but this is not. I'm renaming him Fat Boy Slim with tats with T. Country Fat Boy Slim, Redneck. Fat Boy Slim with Tats.

[J.D.]

I see. I see another list here. Let's see. There's Big X, the plug. I'm gonna guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think.

[J.D.]

Yeah. Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

This plug?

[J.D.]

This is not Big X.

[Mike Turley]

This is Big X, the plug from Dallas, Texas.

[J.D.]

I was gonna jokingly say country.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody left by then.

[Mike Turley]

You're kidding.

[John Clay Wolf]

By that time, at 9, everybody's. I mean, he was the last guy. And. And most people are going, wow. Wow.

[Mike Turley]

Like, he's.

[J.D.]

He was out for Sammy Hagar. That's weird.

[Mike Turley]

So you didn't hear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. You're ruining it all. Okay, so who's Fat Boy Slim? Yeah.

[Feisty]

It's a pretty ingenious retitling of an artist too. John. I get where you're going.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like it.

[Feisty]

I like it a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like, the one thing I. I'm not gonna have many good lines this. This morning.

[Caller]

My wife.

[Feisty]

Funny's been trying to think of nickname.

[John Clay Wolf]

For me for five years.

[J.D.]

We have Jelly Roll here.

[Feisty]

Holy John Clay. WOL could do it.

[Mike Turley]

So Jelly Roll didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he. He, he. You know, he did a Charlie Kirk thing. Got everybody gathered up and let's all be together and, you know, and just. We're America and we're one. And I'm skinny now, but my wife's still a. That's why it's called Fat Boy Slim. Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Does he lose his voice?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think. I think. Nope. Fat Boy Slim is still. Can still sing.

[Mike Turley]

Is it kind of like a choir? He's got it behind him, too, or did he not have the.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't see a choir last night.

[Mike Turley]

Okay. Because he's very gospel, like, with his music. So.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Is that where he's going? Is he the next Elvis? Jelly Roll. That is. That all makes sense. Yeah. Now. Now it's clicking for me. God sent Jelly Roll to replace Elvis. That makes sense.

[Feisty]

He actually could. He actually could pull that off, John. In fact, he's gonna have to, because.

[John Clay Wolf]

If anybody could pull.

[Feisty]

He damn sure ain't no Post Malone.

[John Clay Wolf]

If anybody could pull off Elvis, it would in a current day. That's not attractive at all. Okay, now. Well, now we've deciphered the code. So Jelly Roll is Elvis.

[Mike Turley]

So he played and then. What about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was.

[Mike Turley]

Were you really excited for this guy?

[John Clay Wolf]

He was fine. You know, he's older than dirt and guy's like 68 or 72 or something.

[Mike Turley]

He's old as a song. His title, 69 somewhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

69 for sure. Maybe more. I'm gonna go with more. I think he was. He'd already. He was de. Virginized by the summer. 69. But he was fine, you know.

[Mike Turley]

Did the crowd know who he was?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, Lawrence Welk needs to get on stage every once in a while. Damn.

[Mike Turley]

What about when this guy came up.

[John Clay Wolf]

And with the local DBC news, he went back to Cali.

[Mike Turley]

Did you enjoy LL Cool J?

[John Clay Wolf]

I did. I like black people.

[J.D.]

All right, we're pulling that drop.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. I like black people. No, he was good. He. He started it off.

[Mike Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

LL was the opener. Who followed LL and then it went. I don't know. But these DJs, man. That's what I don't understand.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, the DJ.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, they were great.

[Mike Turley]

Maroon 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were great. Maroon 5. Yeah. All the girls got their britches all ruined over that.

[Mike Turley]

They're not. I've seen them perform. They're not really energetic. It's just kind of just there. Yeah, the music sounds good, though. Now you're Talking about these DJs. Was one of them called Delipo or Deepalo?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Mike Turley]

Did all the JD's brother come out there, start dancing to this song?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Mike Turley]

B.J. ryan. No, B.J. ryan wasn't there for this song.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it a bunch of queers?

[Mike Turley]

Well, I mean, I was trying to dance around it by saying BJ Ryan.

[J.D.]

And then John comes through with a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Steamroller.

[Mike Turley]

Because he's kind of.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I did not notice that. But I was secluded. I was in protection. Now, I didn't get. I didn't get run over by a bunch of queers on this one. I liked them.

[Mike Turley]

You like this music? Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was fine, you know, I mean, it's just. I. But they were just sitting there. I don't understand the whole thing with DJs just sitting there. I mean, why are they so famous? They're sitting there. What the hell? And what so plays play tracks and, you know, like, the excitement is. They're sitting there. They're not sitting there. They're not doing a damn thing at all.

[Mike Turley]

No, they pick all the music. They have it all preset. Yeah, they make millions.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're just. It's just the drugs. I think they rep. I think they represent drugs that are going along with the music. I think the music is just like a artistry of the drugs that they think you should be on.

[J.D.]

These are club DJs, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. The DJ that just play music.

[J.D.]

How do they get famous?

[Mike Turley]

They've gotten so big.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drugs. Yes, drugs.

[Mike Turley]

These club DJs are now invading stadiums. College football.

[J.D.]

Get out of here.

[Mike Turley]

You stop the Notre Dame game is that they have a live DJ that plays in between breaks and timeouts and stuff.

[J.D.]

And you see him, you see him.

[Mike Turley]

They highlight him and he's there. I mean, they're just there, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're just there. Jd. They're not doing anything.

[Mike Turley]

They have their setup and it's not like they're scratching or anything. They're just hitting a button and everybody's.

[J.D.]

Going crazy and they're just there.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's just high.

[J.D.]

Famous for being famous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Famous for being high and. You ever been in New Orleans, like the weird dude standing in the middle of the road all painted in gold? I mean, you know, what's the difference? Oh my God, he's on drugs. There's on drugs. There's some drug connection.

[J.D.]

You sound like such an old man right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

And kids are on drugs.

[J.D.]

That's why everybody knows them.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're all on the drugs. They are all on the drugs.

[Mike Turley]

I bet you the highlight of the night was this at the IHeartM Festival for John Wolf right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was fine. You know, it reminded me of our Christmas party a few years back. Yes. Oh, that.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, that's right.

[J.D.]

Famous Christmas party.

[John Clay Wolf]

Famous Christmas party.

[Mike Turley]

This might have made you mad than any. More than anything else.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, it was not Sammy that made me mad. It was Billy Bob's what made me mad. Right?

[J.D.]

Yeah, no, it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sammy was awesome. That, that Christmas party, you know, we had, we had Sammy Hagar at our Christmas party.

[J.D.]

It was pretty cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was pretty cool. Damn. You know, I didn't realize, I didn't realize how cool that was until last night. I was like, I was like, this was, that was a highlight. You. Sometimes you don't live in the moment. You're living behind it or in front of it. Cuz I was, I'm always working and thinking and I, I had a moment. I was like, hey man, that's Sammy Hagar at my Christmas party.

[Feisty]

Up close and personal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Him and his goofy ass hair. An old, old some and, and no Michael Anthony. That's old son of. Listen to him go. He played this last night. Yeah, Billy Bob's. Screw those dudes. All right, 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio is the call in number. I got nobody on the phone right now. I just opened the phone thing. I'm looking. I've got 22 phone lines. I've got nobody, nobody cares. So if you want me to bid your car, you'll get right in. So call 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Claywolf. On behalf of America's best car buyer, givemetheven.com where their slogan is, we won't screw you, but just a little bit. No, not true. Anyway, 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Call in during the break and I'll grab you on the phone clip. See you right in a second.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevit.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K. Yeah. Had half an hour to screen 50 phone calls and you got two of them screened. And one of them's Terence. Terence has a speech impediment. He's not very good on the radio. I don't know if you noticed that. Hey, Terence. Hello, Terrence. What's up?

[Caller]

Why are you. I'm sitting with my friend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Say hello.

[Caller]

Hi, I'm Donna. Nice to meet you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Donna, I'm in the middle of the lightning round. I'm in the middle lightning round. Terrence, can you call me back a little bit? Because I really do want to talk to Donna. All right, Kevin. Houston 13 Jeep Wrangler support 40,000 miles. Is this thing, is this wrangler lifted or stock?

[Feisty]

It's lifted some wheels, winch, you know.

[Caller]

The basic jeep stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like a gal old winch got some wheels on her, bought some bolt ons and stuck a winch on her to pull her out of trouble. Is it a four door or two door?

[Caller]

It's a two door. She's minty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Is it 13? It sounds like. Is it a hard top or soft top?

[Caller]

It's a soft top.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thirteen. So it's 13 years old. I don't know. Is it 16 grand? Does that sound right?

[Caller]

I mean, I don't. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know it's Covid.

[Caller]

The prices kind of jumped up on these jeeps and stuff, these toys. But I mean, it's not Covid anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, back in high school, you got late a lot more too.

[Caller]

Damn right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you know. Well, you know, back, back in high school, I had abs. Well, guess what, Kevin, in Houston, you have abs anymore and your jeep ain't worth. What was it? Covid.

[Caller]

All right, man. Well, I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you don't, because I haven't said anything. What, what, what's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

I don't know. You want to do 18, 000 and I'll. I'll do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably, yeah. I'm a little hungover and maybe still drunk. So. This is a 20,000. This is a yes, but don't take advantage of me. So just go to give me the vin.com and load it up. See, John was drunk and he said 18 should work and. But he wants you to double check him and he's too lazy to look for himself. Does that make sense? Thank you.

[Caller]

I got it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Daniel. Daniel. 25 CRV. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Sean Oklahoma City a 23 Subaru Wilderness with 59. Go to give me the VIN and load it up. Do they not like beat you up in Oklahoma City for driving a Subaru?

[Caller]

Oh, man, I get beat up everywhere. But you know, I just, I just roll with it. It's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I would think like if you're in Oklahoma City driving a Subaru, I mean like in your court and they were trying to get, get the guy in trouble that beat you up, the judge would be like, dude, you're in Oklahoma City driving a Subaru. You're wanting to get beat up. We'll be right back. My name's John Clay Wolf by Cross Radio from America's Best Car Buyer. GiveMeTheVin.com.

[Announcer]

This is the John Clay Wolf show. Check out the GMTV garage YouTube channel complet was live video [e-mail].

[John Clay Wolf]

The winner.

[Caller]

Of the annual America's best restroom contest.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is a service station in Salt Lake City.

[Caller]

Though keep in mind the contest is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Run by Trucker Sex magazine.

[Announcer]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemetheven.com check out the website. Go to jcwshow.com the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob Trucker Sex magazine.

[Feisty]

I don't know, but I'm going to find out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I never heard of that one. That's a new one for me. Trucker Sex magazine, huh?

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Feisty]

There's a whole alternative culture out there, John, among the truckers and truck stop people for sure. You got to know that, right? I mean, you travel, you see them, you know they're out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, do you remember that, do you remember that hooker from Vernon that had the huge cans that came up and talked on the radio about 20 years ago?

[Feisty]

In fact, I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she was in Jugs magazine as a youngster. Yes. And that's how she got on that new path that ended her up being a hooker in a small town. You know, I mean if you're, if you're a hooker in a town, in a small town, that's a tough gig because a lot of people know who you are. Right?

[Feisty]

But she found a gig. I mean, you know, I'm gonna stick with this and it's a little controversial, but not everybody requires a four year degree. You know, I'm all for occupational training.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[J.D.]

On the job training, get some photos done.

[Feisty]

All of a sudden you got yourself a career, sweetheart.

[J.D.]

Only fans like it. Hey, John, quick question for you folks are joining us, of course. JCW show dot com. And you click on the YouTube link jcwshow.com and you can watch the show. And that's kind of fun. But they're asking, why is John's photo. Why is he not live on the video?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because he's just too hungover.

[J.D.]

Oh, man. They want to see you, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, I mean, how much they paying? Actually, we've send them their money back.

[J.D.]

We've come up with a top five list of reasons John is not on the video stream.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all are working, huh? Y' all are actually doing something?

[Feisty]

We thought we might as well.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm here to be entertained. Go ahead. Sure.

[J.D.]

Bobby.

[Caller]

Announcer guy, Big announcer man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't.

[Feisty]

I don't have the list.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. There we go. That's the bobble I know.

[Feisty]

Charlie's got the list.

[J.D.]

We'll start off.

[Feisty]

Mr. Turley, what is our number five?

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[Mike Turley]

I thought you had the list.

[Feisty]

No, you're writing it down like it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Over there with lazy bastards in jail just winging it. I'm winging it. I'm the one hungover or maybe drunk.

[Feisty]

Number five on our list, why John is not live on video this morning.

[J.D.]

Right.

[Feisty]

Video equipment is not allowed to detainees in Clark County Jail.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[J.D.]

All right, that's number five. All right, so number four. The number four reason John is not joining us on video this morning.

[Feisty]

Just give me the card if I got to read it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jesus Christ. Half ass son of a.

[J.D.]

We didn't practice.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but you're not supposed to have to practice. You're supposed to be pro.

[Feisty]

Your writing is. Is atrocious.

[Mike Turley]

I know.

[J.D.]

That's what I'm thinking. Oh, my God. We did this during the commercial break and you guys said you were ready.

[John Clay Wolf]

Throws into it and nobody the goes again.

[Feisty]

Number four, he left his video camera in the bathroom where he also locked in a tiger that showed up at 3 o' clock this morning.

[J.D.]

That makes more sense.

[Feisty]

That's weird.

[J.D.]

That's number four.

[Feisty]

Okay, that's number four.

[J.D.]

How about number three? The number three reason John is not joining us on video today.

[Feisty]

Number three reason John's not joining us on video this morning is he's actually not in Vegas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Feisty]

He's in Thailand with a man boy. Number two reason John's not on video live with us. This morning.

[Caller]

Yes.

[Feisty]

His sweet wife Jeanette is passed out naked next to him.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's her birthday. Ah, I like this birthday weekend.

[Feisty]

In which case it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll be right back.

[Feisty]

Probably a pretty good idea not to send the camera. Don't mean honey. And the number one reason John Clay Wolf is not live on camera with us on the show this morning. You just can't get that damn lipstick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Off.

[J.D.]

From the big show last night.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's another one tonight. This is her birthday weekend. You know, it's work and pleasure, and we can cover a birthday deal with a work deal. You know, that's gaining ground, that's staying neutral, that's getting steps ahead. So I'm here with iheart because we're one of their personalities, and it's their big weekend in Vegas, and it's my wife's birthday, and she's, like, really into music. Like, almost, you know, one of those.

[Mike Turley]

How old is it, lovely?

[John Clay Wolf]

40.

[Mike Turley]

40. What's she like, just like 18, just 10 years ago?

[John Clay Wolf]

19. 19.

[J.D.]

19.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's just 40. Wow.

[J.D.]

Blink.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Announcer]

40.

[John Clay Wolf]

40. I know. It's kind of like, oh, wow. It was so fun when I felt like I was with a younger woman.

[J.D.]

You're still with a pretty little gal.

[Feisty]

Doesn't look a day over 22.

[Caller]

She doesn't.

[Feisty]

Which is lucky.

[Mike Turley]

When do you start trading in? Isn't that what you do? Right?

[Caller]

Oh.

[J.D.]

Bye, Mike.

[Mike Turley]

I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. Janet.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm joking. No, she. She's got her earpods in, man. We're good.

[Mike Turley]

I'm joking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nah, we're good. I mean, I. I'm. I'm still. I've got 12 and a half years on her. She's got 12 and a half years under me, which is good. That. That's the thing I like about high school girls is I keep getting older and they stays the same age.

[Feisty]

Yes, I did.

[Mike Turley]

That's cool. You're taking her to Vegas for a 40th. That's big.

[J.D.]

That's nice. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And it's a work trip, right? So, I mean, tax deduction. Double dip. And double dip. And double dip.

[J.D.]

Double dip.

[Feisty]

Oh, man. You can go to the Elvis Chapel and get married all over again.

[J.D.]

Oh, that'd be fun. Video.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on.

[Feisty]

Pictures, Pictures.

[J.D.]

I've been to that chapel. That's fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. Terrence, Can I. Can I? Terrence, you and Donna are gonna sing a song. Speech impediment, Terrence.

[Caller]

Oh, boy. Okay. You want to sting Donna?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Yes. Oh, oh, no, no, no. Not that one. Please. My only sunshine you would make me happy. How.

[John Clay Wolf]

We lost me.

[Feisty]

Sorry.

[J.D.]

What a. The connection.

[Feisty]

Sounds like Doc set that flux capacitor back to 1949.

[J.D.]

What in the world?

[Mike Turley]

I want to know the song.

[Caller]

She.

[Mike Turley]

He wanted to sing, but she said no, no, no, right.

[Feisty]

To sing Donna the Old Richie Valley.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was gonna sing something good.

[Caller]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'S trying to. He's trying to get. Don. He's trying to get in Donna's britches.

[J.D.]

Right.

[Feisty]

No, he is.

[J.D.]

I call Station.

[John Clay Wolf]

Terence.

[Feisty]

Turned up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why is it looping back?

[J.D.]

Terrence turned the radio down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Jesus Christ. Terrence, turn the radio down. Terrence. What are you doing? Where'd you. Where'd you find Domino? What's the story?

[Caller]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold it down. I can't. I'm trying to get it off, and I can't. I'm.

[Mike Turley]

I got it down again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, thank you.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, you're right over there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me hang up. Hang on. Click. Yeah, I got it right.

[Feisty]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. Allen. A 71 Oldsmobile Cutlass convertible. How nice is it? You're in Galveston, so it's got to be rusty, right? Alan, are you there in Galveston?

[Caller]

Yes, I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is your car. Is your car rusty?

[Caller]

Yes, I am here, and the car has not been on the island the whole time. The car is in exceptional shape. Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Exceptional. Exceptional. Strong. Well, let's not start. Yeah, right, right, right. Let's not telling stories. I mean, my old gal was born in 85, and you're. I. And I was born in 72. This car is born in 71. It's been down there in the sun, being a.

[Caller]

Wait a minute. Hold on. You said you were 52 and a half, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Caller]

Okay. Yeah. You said your wife just turned 40. So, I mean, you're 52 and a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Half, something like that.

[Caller]

Yeah. The car is. The car is worth saving. It's not a junk car. It has the original 350. Rocket fire.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's a V8.

[Caller]

It all needs. It needs some love.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

It's up to make the dollars that you would bring it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You want 15 grand for it?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? Why, why, why, why, why? Why do you want 15?

[Caller]

How many gold ones are there on the planet that are still registered, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

It doesn't matter because it's got to be repainted? How many gold ones on the planet.

[Caller]

That are covered in.

[John Clay Wolf]

In fade. That we gotta spend 15 grand to paint and argue with a bunch of Mexicans to get it finished? Wow.

[Caller]

Well, they're probably actually be from Guatemala.

[John Clay Wolf]

If they were, they might get finished. The Mexicans are getting tougher to deal with lately, man.

[Caller]

I'm not getting into that conversation. Thank you.

[J.D.]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I'd take a good Guatemalan painter if I. You got any?

[Caller]

Anyway, I'm looking at flat water at the causeway. Have you ever been to Galveston Island? It's pirate weekend. It's steampunk weekend. It's gonna be a beautiful day here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that like some queer deal where they get all wrapped up, act like pirates?

[Caller]

No, it's not. There are a bunch of dummies dressing up and outfits are way too hot for this time of year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be careful. Those queers, when they're in pirates outfits, they'll sneak up on your ass.

[Caller]

Well, you're the one that's got to worry about them poking you. You've been up all night.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got a good point.

[Feisty]

Slip your boots in and use your dagger.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I think are the seats. How are the seats in this, in this, in this?

[Caller]

Cutlass convertible need to be redone, of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Course, right, dude, I mean, why can't I buy it for two grand?

[Caller]

If somebody were to repaint it. The gold with the ivory colored leather and vinyl.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you do for a living? You don't, do you?

[Caller]

I'm a salesman, just like you are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but are you retired?

[Caller]

No, thank God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you're a salesman and I feel the salesmanship through the phone.

[Caller]

No, it's just my voice. And you're jealous of it. I don't care.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you don't work, you just talk, right? You just talk about how great something's going to be. And you're selling me on how a.

[Caller]

Few weeks ago, telling me, telling everybody that you never touch your cars. You have somebody else doing it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, when I say. When I say we, When I say we, I mean I'm telling them what to do. But anyway, this thing needs a full resto. It's gonna cost.

[Caller]

He redoes them, but he has mouse in his pockets.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's gonna cost 25000 to redo this car, right? So when it's done, it's worth 20 and so it's. Yeah, I'm looking to bring a trailer right now.

[Caller]

Almost spoke like a Texan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's a 455 that just sold on bat for 33 grand. That's a 455, not a 355. Right. And this car's immaculate. It is sold for 33. I could have bought. I'd rather. I'd rather buy this car finished than your Galveston car dressed up as a pirate that I gotta work on.

[Caller]

Stop wasting my time.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, bye. Wow. There you go. Get you some of that.

[Feisty]

You'll never take me treasure.

[J.D.]

The John Clay Wolf show will be right back on all of these John Clay Wolf stations.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't go away.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio dot now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got my zoom camera on. Y' all got me it. No.

[J.D.]

No, we don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've had it on for 15 minutes. Nobody cares.

[J.D.]

I'm looking at the Zoom meeting.

[John Clay Wolf]

JCWShow.com. you're looking at the zoom meeting. You don't see me.

[J.D.]

You're not there, Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you're on the wrong meeting. By the way, Rob sent me a new link.

[J.D.]

That's the one. I'm on the new one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I. I've got a green light.

[J.D.]

Oh, there you are.

[Caller]

You just popped up.

[J.D.]

Damn, dude, you look like you're in the Witness relocation program.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, dude, because I am. I'm in Vegas. I'm in a hotel room, dark room with that.

[J.D.]

You got a cap on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just woke up. I mean, I'm gonna be terrible today. Some people might like it, but I probably won't. I'm gonna say something's gonna get me in trouble if I haven't already.

[Mike Turley]

No, you already have. I've dumped you twice.

[J.D.]

We've dumped you twice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no. Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

He's like, really? I didn't know that.

[J.D.]

We're just guessing what your blood alcohol content might be this morning.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, look at. Look at him on the screen, everybody. He looks like he just is the hangover right here. I look fine, man, but hat backward.

[Feisty]

All right, you need a cheeseburger and four beers. You'll be fine.

[J.D.]

I'm gonna go with.

[John Clay Wolf]

The beers they were serving were 20 fours.

[J.D.]

Oh, all right.

[Mike Turley]

Trouble.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. That's not a good thing. No, I mean, with a guy that measures his intake, you know, and you pace out, right? That just. Why do you need 24 ounce beers? That's like, for lazy bartenders. I mean, there's just no reason to do that. It's just gonna get everybody drunk and where they can't get up in time and do their show properly, it sneaks.

[Mike Turley]

Up on you, too, because you just. That's how you measure yourself. Like. All right, just have one can. Just one beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, one we have. You know, Bunch.

[Mike Turley]

Yep. Oh, yeah. I Had that. I had that experience last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't wait for today, though. The best part about Vegas, my. And I forgot all about it until I got here Yesterday in the casino, I was like, screw all this, man. The sports book, it's so fun. It is so fun. Who's playing today?

[Mike Turley]

Oh, yeah, you got the college betting. You gotta get some bets going, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll make bets for friends, too. Oh, pay me little juice.

[Mike Turley]

Didn't hear that on the air, everybody. No, that's not. That's not real.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, y' all are a bunch of p. Words. Just talk like men.

[Mike Turley]

So last week, if you recall, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, how'd I do?

[Mike Turley]

Not very well.

[John Clay Wolf]

God.

[Mike Turley]

So our four. Our four games to go, head to head up on. You went one and three, so you're ahead. Yeah, I'm up nine games to three, so I'm nine and three. You're three and nine, so that's up $225 so far.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's not as much. I lost the damn tables last night, so there's going to be blowing your wad all over the place. Give some to Turley.

[Mike Turley]

I just got a can't. You can't say that, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you had to dump me again. Yes.

[Mike Turley]

All right, so the first game you're going to watch of the books at what, noon on Fox. Number 17, Texas Tech. At number 16, Utah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the line on that, like seven or something?

[Mike Turley]

No. So Utah is favored by three and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Mike Turley]

Them being at home, can they establish themselves as the Big 12 favorite?

[Feisty]

John.

[Mike Turley]

Or maybe Tech can. I mean, this is a big game for the Big 12.

[John Clay Wolf]

Utah's in the Big 12.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, I remember they moved. Well, the Pac 12 is gone, so they had to find out.

[John Clay Wolf]

They let Mormons into conferences. Yes, they do.

[Mike Turley]

I don't know how much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't they get to be in two conferences since they can have two wives?

[Mike Turley]

Well, by using a different conference. So, yeah, technically, I guess so. All right, so Tech's got a good quarterback, Baron Morton. I don't know if you've seen anything from him, but he's one of the best passers in the conference. And then Utah, they've got that dual threat guy, Dan Pierre. He, like.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'll.

[Mike Turley]

He will run the ball on you as a quarterback. So contrast styles. Who do you pick, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm gonna let you pick.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Mike Turley]

I'm gonna go with Utah and they're gonna cover spread.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I will. I would like to. We normally bet 25s, right?

[Mike Turley]

We're not going up here. I know where you're going. He's in Vegas, everybody. He lost last night.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? 500. No, no.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, so you lose last night. What do you do?

[J.D.]

You double down, Double down.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gotta. I'm going. I'm going with Tech, and I'm going 500. So.

[Mike Turley]

Damn, I'm not gonna go 500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't we go. What? How much are you up? 225. No, that's not how it works.

[Mike Turley]

You're talking to Mike Turley, dude. The whole point of this is to draw it out throughout the year.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a big jump on it.

[Mike Turley]

25. So you're going Tech. You're all in on Tech.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, of course I'm going Tech, dude. They bought the best team money can buy. Yeah, my old high school teammate is their coach. Yeah, I'm going with Tech. I mean, come on. Tech versus the Mormons. This is a layup.

[Mike Turley]

All right, next game at 3:30, number 22, Auburn. At number 11, Oklahoma. Oklahoma is a six and a half point favorite.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Mike Turley]

Auburn's quarterback was actually at Oklahoma last year. So he gets to face him, Jackson Arnold. And then.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't need to hear all this crap. What's your pick?

[Mike Turley]

I'm trying to give you some stats here, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know what I'm doing.

[Mike Turley]

Well, for those that are out there betting, they. Maybe they want some stat because they, you know, I think people are betting with us.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's your stat. What's your pick? Put your money where your mouth is, big boy.

[Mike Turley]

I'm gonna pick Oklahoma, but I don't think they're gonna cover because six and a half points is a lot of points.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so what do you want to do?

[Mike Turley]

Well, that's what I'm going with. Are you gonna. Do you agree? So you're saying you agree, you don't think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Okay. So I'm going Oklahoma, too.

[Mike Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you don't think they're gonna kill cover? So do you think they'll lower it?

[Mike Turley]

You can always go the six and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm fine.

[Mike Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Mike Turley]

So you're going to say they cover. All right then. At 7:30.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're saying you don't think they'll cover. So give me some points.

[Mike Turley]

They win by four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Mike Turley]

You good with that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm fine. All right. I thought we have to do half so there's no ties.

[Mike Turley]

Okay, Four and a half. You want to do that, right? Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Three and a half's better.

[Mike Turley]

Is that what you want to go?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. All right.

[Mike Turley]

So John picks Oklahoma to win by at least three and a half.

[Feisty]

Wow.

[Mike Turley]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Oklahoma, I know that y' all think I don't like you, but there's one for you.

[Mike Turley]

Number nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think Oklahoma is really. I think Oklahoma's better than we think they are. I think the quarterback is amazing.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Boomer. Sooner, baby. I think you're going to see Oklahoma deep in the playoffs.

[Feisty]

What?

[Mike Turley]

I think it could be that kind of year for him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Number is going to be that kind of. And I'd like to bet more.

[Mike Turley]

Well, you're in Vegas, John. You can go ahead and put a bet on open.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's right. Okay. Good, good, good.

[Mike Turley]

If you're that confident. I would.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm feeling pretty good. All right. I'm with. I. I've got this guy with me and I mean, I've never seen somebody bet this kind of money. It's just ridiculous. It's like, what are you doing? I mean, oh, I got five grand on this one and five grand. Me, I. I bet like $50. I'm a little bitch.

[Mike Turley]

All right, number nine at 7:30 tonight. Nine, Illinois versus number 19, Indiana. It's at Indiana. Indiana is a four and a half point favorite. John, you want me to go first or you want to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you bump your head when you picked that? Because the bet on.

[Mike Turley]

That's a good game. Two Big Ten teams in the top, what, 50 and top 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they all right? Illinois, the Fighting the Lion Eye. I don't know. You're going to have to make a bet for me.

[Mike Turley]

I think that Illinois wins 20. I'll say like 28 to 24.

[Feisty]

So it's a hard one, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're taking that?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. So that's enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I'm taking yours because I don't know.

[Mike Turley]

So now we have to move the line how much they're going to win by.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, and if you move it too much, then I can flip back on you. Okay.

[Mike Turley]

Do they win by five and a half?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Mike Turley]

All right, you can have that. Illinois wins by five and a half. Last game.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD I'm coming back this week. I like these bets so far. All right.

[J.D.]

By the way, quick note. Speaking of college football, TCU and SMU play today and our local Dallas station will be preempting us on the other side of this break.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're doing that because this is our flagship station. I know that I half ass played football for smu. And they're doing this to be mean to me.

[J.D.]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Last game, real quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Last game. We're betting on that game, real quick.

[Mike Turley]

Okay, so there are no NFL games. So you want SMU and tcu.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll get to NFL later. I mean, we got a lot of show here.

[Mike Turley]

Smu, tcu. What is the line on that one?

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta probably, you know. So SMU tied up with Baylor in double overtime. That was a down. That was a downer. Because SMU came off of a pseudo Cinderella last year. Yeah. After 30 years of suck. And then they lost a Baylor. And then they beat, you know, Crap Bag State. Whoever. Whoever. They played by like 10 or 15 last week. And they should have beat him by 40. Because when a good team's playing Crap Bag State, they should kill them. Right. Because that's the whole idea. They didn't kill them. So TCU beat Belichick by 100. And then I forgot who they played last week. So TCU is going to be the fave. I bet. I bet the ones. Six and a half. I'm just guessing.

[Mike Turley]

Bingo. Yes. TCU is favored by six and a half. John, who do you go with? We got 10 seconds.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hate to say this, I hope I'm wrong, but I'm going with tcu.

[Mike Turley]

I'm going to go with SMU on this one. So I'll go the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Please be right. I. I lose to you so much. I hope I lose to you on this one because my heart is with SMU for sure.

[Mike Turley]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf live from the Iheart Music Festival in Las Vegas. And I'm starting to wake up. I'm starting to feel a little bit better. Do I sound terrible?

[Mike Turley]

No. Not hungover at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm fine. Man, you have to be over your drunk to be hungover.

[J.D.]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Exactly. And then somebody slipped me a roofie last night. Oh, no, I didn't. I did not put out.

[Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1-800-800-Radio Now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Travel chaos as Dallas closes both airports with spillover to at least 20 airports across the country. J.D. what happened? You're the flight man.

[J.D.]

Air traffic control system went down completely in Dallas Fort Worth last night for, God, four hours.

[Mike Turley]

Damn.

[J.D.]

Yeah, it was really bad.

[Caller]

Wow.

[J.D.]

Really, really bad. All the airplanes that come through Dallas, Fort Worth, other places, all of them stopped. Everything stopped. Ground stop everything.

[Mike Turley]

So what do they do?

[J.D.]

They spill them over to other airports like Houston. But I mean, no. Who wants to be in Houston when you're supposed to be in Dallas?

[Feisty]

So it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Dallas is a major switch for, you know, connectors.

[J.D.]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh.

[J.D.]

So it's just a mess. So just the air. Air traffic control. That's all. That's all they would say. The air traffic control system. The system itself is down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call in if you're an air traffic controller and tell us what's really going on. Is it like Russians? Did they do it?

[J.D.]

The Russians?

[John Clay Wolf]

The Russians did it. Speaking of Russians, what's going on in Florida?

[Feisty]

And now, from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ryan.

[J.D.]

This happens all over the countries, but this. I love it when people bow up to the police at the airport. There's nothing more fun. Police have released a video of a man refusing to comply with officers. He was asked to leave the Delta Sky Club. That's where the people that fly a lot get to go and sit, unlike your regular people that have to sit out in the lobby. So he didn't have the proper. Basically didn't have a membership. So they asked him to leave. And you probably already know, as I already do, how this is going to turn out. Here's the audio from this guy getting thrown out of the airport at.

[Feisty]

Where was again?

[J.D.]

Palm Beach. Palm Beach. Cut number eight.

[Caller]

I'm telling you with my authority that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'Re about two seconds from leaving the airport because of. Why?

[Caller]

Because you just happened to me identification.

[John Clay Wolf]

To get into the club in the first place. Are you gonna leave this room right now?

[J.D.]

Yeah, certainly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then get up and leave.

[Caller]

Then get up and leave. If you don't leave, you're under arrest. Under arrest for trespass, period.

[Feisty]

I'm not gonna play. You may take your stuff.

[J.D.]

Correct.

[Caller]

And get out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or you're gonna go. Go jail for trespass. Hit him in the face. Then you're gonna go to jail.

[Feisty]

Except I know my choice is to leave. No, sir. My choice was to leave.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're gonna go to jail, just hit him anyway. So at least glory.

[Feisty]

What kind of a.

[Mike Turley]

Don't take that advice, folks, please.

[J.D.]

Well, don't do. Don't do what John just said.

[Feisty]

That's a new kind of cop talking, though. They sound like they're trying to sell this guy a.

[J.D.]

They do it all the time. Are you gonna get up and leave? That does nothing but this in the airports and people. They're drunk. The airport, the airline Says, no, you're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't be hard on drunks with us today just because you're sober. It's not our fault.

[J.D.]

It's not your fault. I'm gonna guess you're at a 0.14.

[Mike Turley]

But here's the problem, JD they serve alcohol at the airport. Yes, they do. If they just stopped doing that, you wouldn't have so many problems.

[J.D.]

Maybe you just stop drinking after one or two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just don't get 24 ounce beers. It doesn't help it.

[Mike Turley]

When you're in a. You know, you're about to go on vacation, you're like, you know, I get you. I'm not driving.

[J.D.]

I get you. I totally understand.

[Mike Turley]

Hey, another double, double.

[J.D.]

But then you need to shut up and sit down and do what the cops tell you to do. Get on the airplane and just be quiet. They can't do it. They cannot do it. And so they get thrown out. There's tons of videos and I watch every one of them. A 24 year old woman in Tampa got arrested for speaking of this drunk driving after she drove the wrong way on the interstate. Very soon.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a bad man. That's when you've really been drinking too much.

[J.D.]

She sideswiped the cop. She didn't even know she was.

[John Clay Wolf]

She hit a cop.

[J.D.]

Sideswiped him. Didn't kill him, didn't hurt him, just hit the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jesus.

[J.D.]

So she tried to claim her husband was driving, but guess who was not in the car with her husband. Check out the. This is audio and video from Kristen Beale's wild conversation with the cops. Cut number nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go out the other side.

[Caller]

Do you realize that you're going the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wrong way on the interstate?

[Caller]

On this?

[Feisty]

Yeah. Do you see all these lights coming towards us? Look.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look straight ahead. No, I do, babe, I do. You were going the wrong way.

[Caller]

My husband's walking me or driving me home.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you mean you're driving home?

[Caller]

No, he's driving us home.

[Feisty]

You were, you were just driving.

[Caller]

No, no, no, no. I was driving. I was like in the. It was. I was in the passenger seat.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was.

[Caller]

Hey, is there anyone else in that car?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Yeah, yeah. There's no one else in the car. No.

[Caller]

Okay, maybe not that specific ly. But there was like my husband.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then we're in one car.

[J.D.]

Maybe not. Maybe not that car, but there was another car. So she blew a. She blew a 202.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's getting it.

[J.D.]

That's almost three times the legal limit.

[Feisty]

0.08 will get you there.

[J.D.]

Yeah, 0.08 will do it to you.

[Mike Turley]

She's lucky. She.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, I don't drink to get drunk, but it does happen every once in a while.

[J.D.]

Sneaks up on you, doesn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Especially it does.

[J.D.]

Drinking 24s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. My husband was in the car. My husband was driving. Was driving. Madam, I told you all the story about my. My old man called me. I know I've told you all this story, but it's just. It's too fitting not to do it again. So we're coming back? No, I'm asleep. I'm in high school. He calls me at 2 in the morning. Hello. You been drinking, boy? No, sir. Come down here. We lived out in the country, and he's on the country road, and Sullins and I work together. And we got in the car, we drove down, and I see my dad's Fleetwood Brougham literally balancing on its side in the middle of the country road. Perfectly. I was impressed with that. So I get out and he said, hey, if the cops come, tell me you were driving. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I am drunk. I was lying. I mean, because his first question when he called me was, have you been drinking? I said, no, sir. I mean, you know, what are you supposed to say to your dad when he asked that when you're in high school? I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not taking this one. And so the cops didn't come. We got a tractor, we pulled the car over into the ditch. I mean, busted windshield. He was bleeding. There was a gun. We had to find his little pistol out in the grass in the bar ditch. That's how bad he wrecked. And so because he ran off the road and he hit a culvert. So he goes up in the air and he lands on his side, is perfectly balanced. So we get it all handled. He's like, boys, y' all learn anything here tonight? Yes, sir. What'd you learn? Don't drink and drive. No, no, no. That's not the message. The message, like, what is it? He said, no matter how ugly she is, just go ahead and stay the night. You see, where I get my bad lines from my granddad, too, is the same bs. I mean, I used to sit at the table and listen to these terribly terrible jokes, and now I share them with y'. All. I'd like to tell the story, the jokes my granddad told, but I'd get kicked off the radio.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, let's not do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was one where he told this person, you're gonna do it anyway.

[Feisty]

I wouldn't even.

[Mike Turley]

You said nah. Yeah, you can't tell. And then you're just going right into it, huh?

[Feisty]

Tell it anyway.

[J.D.]

John is like Vegas. By the way. He stayed up all night mostly.

[John Clay Wolf]

He says the black couple that went to the costume store to get a costume for a Halloween party.

[Feisty]

How did I know the word black was going to be in this joke?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it's.

[Feisty]

John, you got to stop it before you go. Stop it, John. Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it.

[Caller]

He's the accidental racist and drunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not drunk.

[J.D.]

Come on, you blew bac right now. You'd be at a one something.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sitting here just driving this desk, this computer, and his headset. So I'm fine.

[Feisty]

He's a 0.12.

[Mike Turley]

Are you holding on for dear life right now?

[John Clay Wolf]

I am.

[Feisty]

And there's nothing wrong with the 0.12 when you're in Las Vegas if you're.

[J.D.]

In a hotel room. You're absolutely correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Hey, quick question, John. You're talking about all these big bets. You're somebody's betting. Is it on games or just hands of blackjack or what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

The guy you're withdraw five grand on something.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we go to the craps table and I normally just like. I mean, I'm gonna sound pretty weak here, but I am. You know, I normally bet a hundred. I Normally bring like $400 to Vegas with me. And I'll slowly burn through that over a couple of days. Sure. So I'm a small bettor, and he lays down 400 on the table in the craps table. And I for some reason laid down 400 too. So I got, I got my. I got my 400 in chips and he got his. So when we left the craps table, I was up 200, and he was up a little more than that. Hey, let's go play blackjack. So we sit down at blackjack table, and I lose about $150. And then he's like, hey, let's go to the high stakes room, like, okay. And I go over there. I'm like, what's the minimum bet? They're like, so it's $300 a hand.

[J.D.]

A hand.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I go to the bar and get a beer and I'm like, this is all you, bro. Nothing but net. I'm out.

[Feisty]

It's not my gig for you, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

So then I hear him start yelling and hollering and I go over and wolf, wolf, come here, come here. I mean, this is the middle of the day yesterday, and this guy from Maine is a fan of the show.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

That he's sitting with at a table, and he's like, you really are John Claywell. Can we take a selfie and send it back to the guys? And whatever? So. But that was a bad move for him because he was up $30,000 when he called me over to the table. And then he wound up going. He lost about 35 of that when I sat down.

[Mike Turley]

Holy crap. You're the cooler, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Five thousand a hand.

[J.D.]

Insane.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you. I hear you.

[Mike Turley]

How long of a period was this that he had was up and then down from 30 grand?

[John Clay Wolf]

30 minutes.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, my gosh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. And he lost it in about 10 or 5. So I don't know. That's why you don't gamble like that. And he'll. He. When we came back to concert last night, he was. He was like, I'm gonna go back. So I don't know. Some people gamble big, you know, he brought a bunch of cash with him. He took his cash. He checked it in at the casino vault. Like, he gave them 50,000 in cash. And then. And they give him a marker or something. I don't know. I don't know. I don't. I don't understand it. And I. That's nothing compared to a lot of people. I didn't. I just. That money's too hard to come by, man. It's hard to earn.

[Mike Turley]

Especially unless you're. Unless you're a professional. And maybe that's what he's thinking. He is.

[John Clay Wolf]

He thinks Jesus is on his side. Like he really does. He really does. Like, God tells him what to bet.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then, like when he was up 30 grains, like. See, I told you.

[J.D.]

Vegas loves those guys.

[Feisty]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

And if you want a bunch of money, by the way, that you like to spend in Vegas, maybe you want to sell John your car. Want to load them up, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We're going to a commercial break or music break. We'll be right back. And then I've got. Oh, there's a bunch of cars on hold right now. 08 FJ Cruiser.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

In Niagara Falls, New York. His wife got him on mushrooms. He's making it terrible, trying to figure out what to do. That's Justin. And nowhere. Hey, hang on. Justin, are you really on mushrooms?

[Caller]

100%.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awesome. I've never done mushrooms. Can you. You're probably not in a big hurry, so just Keep riding along with us. I'm gonna get through the lightning round. Then I'm gonna come back to you. And I know you're in Oklahoma, so you're so. You're so. Your phone minutes are probably gonna time out like Joe exotic when he calls from prison, but. But just hang tight right along with us.

[Caller]

You're such a kind man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I try. I try. I'm just doing the Lord's work here on Saturday morning. We'll be right back. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars and radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the VIN.com. sell us your car.

[Feisty]

Black hole sun, won't you come?

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show, presented by givemethevit.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike in Niagara Falls, New York. Is that really where you are? Is it just where your phone's registered?

[Caller]

No, that's where I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

How'd you find me from New York?

[Caller]

YouTube.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, cool. It works. All right. JCW show. JCW show.com you can click through if you want to join the YouTube thing. 08 FJ Cruiser with 104 paint is a bit rough on the hood. Wants 15 grand. You know Buffalo, that area, that's bad rust area for cars. So. Yeah, and I would ask you how the rust is, but you'll say it's not bad because you're from up there. So you're used to looking at bad. And yours is probably bad to us. So on a. How's the rust on this Toyota?

[Caller]

Yeah, she's got some rust. Yeah, we use salt. Hair heavy. Yeah, right. She's got rust. But the bot. It's just a little frame, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Holds it all together.

[Caller]

Got all new suspension.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I think you want double what it's worth. I like them, by the way. And I think that you will wind up selling it for 10 or 12 grand. But I'm only an 80500 buyer having to repaint it and it's got rust.

[Caller]

Yeah, I hear you.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what do we do now?

[Caller]

I mean, I would love to. I take 13 for it.

[J.D.]

It's too damn high.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it won't work for what I do.

[Caller]

I hear you.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if you're that good a salesman, you come in here and sell some of my stuff for more than it's worth, too. That'd be awesome.

[Caller]

Well, it sounds like feisty. Might be Interested? So I hit him up.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Thank you guys. 800. 807. Yep. Appreciate it. Hang on, hang on, hang on. How do I get rid of this bunk? Aaron, you've got a 19 Dodge Grand Caravan. Now it is a GT model which is sexy.

[Caller]

Do I lose my man card for having a minivan?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I mean, you know, you just. It's a hundred and sixty thousand mile minivan. They're worth nothing, right? And it says that carmax hit you at three grand and you want 5,500.

[Caller]

You think I should take it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, for sure. I mean what do you. What, what. What's the next move with this thing? I mean the transmission goes out. Has the transmission gone out yet?

[Caller]

No. In fact the only. I've only had a problem with the window. That's, that's all. But no, it's, it's still running great. I mean it's hard to say it's running great when it's 160,000 miles, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

But it is. You know, sometimes cars just make it. It's like people that just grow old. Like this guy lives terrible and he drank too much and he fought UFC and he should be dead at 68. Right? But he's 104. And you're like how did grandpa make it to 104? He smokes, right? And he drinks and he chases and he's a bad person. And I don't know. He made it 100.

[Caller]

You just described the dead guy here from Dallas. We thought he was going to make it to 100. He only made it to 50. J.D. you know better, Nate.

[John Clay Wolf]

19 grand Caravan GT. I'll do what CarMax did. I'll do three. But that. That's plenty. All right. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars Radio for American Best Car Buyer gibbethevin.com Hey, for all things gimme the VIN.

[Announcer]

Check out jcwshow.com.

[Caller]

A video has gained attention online that shows a Kentucky nurse performing CPR on a baby raccoon that almost drowned in moonshine after falling into a dumpster behind a distillery.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or as it's also known, the full Kentucky.

[Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay wolf show. America's largest weekend morning show. 800, 800 radio. And check out the [e-mail] this is the John Clay Wolf show. Thanks for making us number one morning here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm in Vegas for the iHeartRadio Music Awards. No, the, it's not the awards. What's it called? Music. Festival. Festival. Festival. Yeah. It's a good place to see a lot of bands at one time, I can tell you that. Like three or four hours. We saw a lot last night. Sammy Hagar was good. He was real good. Like 77 or something.

[J.D.]

72.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And Brian Adams, he was all beefed up. Jacked up. He had guns and he's like 103. He's like 78.

[J.D.]

You guys go backstage? Did you get any pictures? I mean, I remember one time y' all went out there and Jeanette got photos with 50 Cent, I believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, A P. Diddy. Pre White Party. Yeah, my bad. No, we didn't do that.

[Feisty]

Was he slippery?

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I wasn't there. I was up at the other thing. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[J.D.]

Who was your favorite act last night?

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably Jelly Roll.

[J.D.]

Jelly Roll?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Okay, Jelly Roll, I hear you. I mean, it was because he was just putting on such a. He's just such a ham, you know?

[Mike Turley]

Very rock. Garth Brooks, like, was it really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, right, right. Yeah. Real cheesy, real hammy. Garth Brooks with tattoos on his face.

[Caller]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Hello, John. I'm from New Zealand. While visiting Texas, I've listened to your show on the radio with my friend lives there. Huge fan. He's heading your way in two weeks and said he'll visit Walnut Springs. Love the name, by the way. And see if you're around. So, Mr. Wolf, can I ask you if you'll be doing a live show in Walnut Springs approximately the end of September? Well, our studios in Walnut Springs out on the ranch and we do the live show there every Saturday. I will not be doing the show from town that day, sir. But we will be doing the show from town on November 15th when we have our car show. I'll be doing the rattlesnake. Yep, the timing show. She's a Texan, retired veteran, wicked sense of humor. Anything with wheels. Cheers. Hope you made sense of my letter. And I'll be traveling that area. Come visit Australia. Bring your wife and family. You're welcome to stay at our house.

[Mike Turley]

Actually, I think we have him in studio, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

We do.

[J.D.]

The Aussie guy. Yeah, he's here.

[Mike Turley]

He's here right now.

[J.D.]

He wants to visit. Oh, there you go.

[Mike Turley]

Get up to the mic.

[Feisty]

It sounds like you got me husband's letter.

[Caller]

What?

[Feisty]

You enjoy it? John, we love your program. It's a great program. You drive a pick em up truck?

[John Clay Wolf]

I have. No, I. Not every day, but sometimes, right.

[Feisty]

You gotta carry things around like gators and deer, Right? Getting out With a wildlife. A little area love.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Feisty]

I think that's great. I like your curt answers. Are you intoxicated? That's only little. I am myself, actually.

[J.D.]

Are you trying. You're drunk.

[Feisty]

No, I've been licking me frog.

[J.D.]

Oh, you're licking the frog.

[Feisty]

We've got the little. We've got the RC frogs here. I'm not from Australia. Don't accuse me.

[Caller]

I'm not.

[Feisty]

We're from New Zealand.

[J.D.]

New Zealand.

[Feisty]

We from New Zealand. We're Kiwis.

[J.D.]

Totally different.

[Feisty]

Well, you got the frogs that we brought over illegally.

[J.D.]

You brought them from Australia that you've been licking.

[Feisty]

You lick them right in the eye.

[J.D.]

In the eye.

[Feisty]

Look him in the eye.

[J.D.]

What happens?

[Feisty]

You'll get high.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Oh, speaking of that. Hang on, Australian dude. We. We left the guy that's high on mushrooms in Oklahoma too long. Justin, are you still alive?

[Caller]

I'm here, baby. What's up?

[John Clay Wolf]

So you. Your note here is your wife gave you mushrooms.

[Caller]

Yeah, man, I'm. I'm so glad you came back to me because all I can, like, speak is the truth right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I think I'm seeing, like, shapes and colors right now. I think I'm coming down from. Was like last night when it. When it. When she gave it to me. So I don't really know what to do. I tried to lay down while ago, and I put my head, my hat over my face and tried to go to sleep. And I was like, I'm just wasting my time not calling Pre K right now, for God's sake. So here we are.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did she do mushrooms, too?

[Caller]

Yeah, she's a professional, I think, at it. She doesn't say that in public, I don't think. But I'm pretty sure she's pretty good at it. I'm pretty sure I'm pretty bad at it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did you, like, chop them up and, like, put them under your tongue or what do you do?

[Caller]

No. Well, apparently there's multiple delivery methods, so she has, like. So this is my second time ever. The first time was off the charts, and that was, like, a peanut butter delivery where it's, like, chopped up. Like, mixed up in peanut butter. Yeah, but this time it was mixed. Mixed up in, like, tomato juice, like Michelada type stuff. But it seems to be the same effect. So I can still see the same colors and the same shapes, but I think, like, things are coming back together, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Justin from Oklahoma City, high on mushrooms calling in live. This is wonderful news. And what. How long does this last?

[Caller]

Too long or Freaking long. Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Dump that. I got freaking.

[Caller]

Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's okay.

[Caller]

My bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

We understand. It happens to the best of us.

[Caller]

Yeah, man. It's so. I think it. I think it got ingested at like 2am last night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Which was probably when we should have been going to bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Caller]

But here we are the next day, and I don't think I've left a woke.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how long after you ate the micheladas did it take for it to hit?

[Caller]

I'm gonna say about an hour and a half. And then you start just like you start feeling these tingles throughout your bloodstream, like all the way through your toes and your feet. It's such so weird to me because I never do drugs or anything. I've always been a Bud Light and Jaeger dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller]

You take that. That shoot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you suggest this to others? This is a good thing.

[Caller]

I think so. So she had me do it a couple weeks ago. And the best thing, I came away from it. I told her that night. I was like, the thing I'm mad about is that I didn't do this when I was young because I feel like I could have had so many better ideas when I was young coming from this, because I. I had a conversation with my piss. Like when your piss hits the water, you know when it splashes back up at you. Yeah, like, as it's splashing. To me, that night, it was like cuss words. Like every. Like the splash was a cuss word. And I was like, I can. I can rebuttal that. And it was. It just kept coming at me. I was like, I got one for you. I got one for you. For you, for you, for you. I just kept going.

[John Clay Wolf]

I feel like I'm getting high just listening to you talk.

[Caller]

Yeah, same dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, good for you, man. We'll keep. Keep rocking on. All right. Do you think the Sooners are going to cover?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Caller]

I'm more of a NASCAR fan. I'm sorry. I don't really follow football.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you guys, your team's good. Your team's good this year. I'm proud of them. I think they're going to go far. Unlike Texas. Turley, do you think Texas. Here's the bet. Let's do 100 on this game. What game number in the season does Arch Manning place with the backup? Oh, no.

[Mike Turley]

Okay, this is an interesting bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, where are we? This is week number three, right?

[Mike Turley]

What game does he get benched? I don't think he gets benched at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. For 50 I'll say he does. No injury, right?

[Mike Turley]

No injury.

[John Clay Wolf]

Injuries don't count where they just give up. Arch, we love you, but you need a little more time to develop now.

[Mike Turley]

Now, bench him during the game or bench him like, from not starting. We got to be real clear here, because they could bench him during a game. I could see that happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not starting. I think that he's going to get benched during the game, and I think the guy's going to do a better job and he's going to get the.

[Mike Turley]

Starting position the next time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

All right, I'll do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

50.

[Mike Turley]

That's an interesting bet right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So we got a whole season for this to happen. This is good.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Mike Turley]

This is something to watch because. Yeah, he's not doing very well. Oh, poor white hype are just not happy right now, are they?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope. What's our time?

[Mike Turley]

We got a break.

[Caller]

We gotta go.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars and Radio for America's best car buyer coming to you live from Las Vegas. Vegas. Remember to put on your calendar car show weekend, Walnut Springs, Texas, November 15th. All right. Be right back.

[Caller]

Oh, yeah. We're back.

[Announcer]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com. call in 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio. And now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf and.

[Feisty]

Yo, I need you, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'S your question for me?

[J.D.]

Actually, Feisty, at our jcwshow.com on YouTube, she has a. She gave us 10 bucks and says, JCW, sell me your Forerunner and I will come to your car show in November.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't have a Forerunner.

[J.D.]

No, you don't have a Forerunner, but I have a Forerunner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you want to sell it? I don't know.

[J.D.]

Well, I'm not gonna sell it, actually, you know, now that you bring up the Forerunner. John, thanks for bringing that up. It needs paint. And I know you have a paint shop out here at the range.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your car needs paint. Your car looks pretty good.

[J.D.]

No, the front left fender, the. The. What's it called? Clear coats coming off. So I just wonder what time you should I drop that off to get that done?

[John Clay Wolf]

They're in the middle of doing a full deal on a Chevelle right now, and they're on a time clock. And then they've got a Mustang Mach 1 that they're getting ready as well. And then there's another one, a square body that's on hold. So you're behind all those.

[J.D.]

I fully expected you to tell me to go get squirrel screwed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Basically.

[Mike Turley]

That's what he did.

[J.D.]

Yeah, basically. You're behind, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jd.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're my friend.

[J.D.]

Yes, we are friends.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I go show them and ask them how much time it would take them to do that, and then we'll just plan it. And when you come in for the radio show. Oh, what. What would be cool is if they did it while we were on the air and when you got finished, it was completed.

[J.D.]

Oh, that'd be very cool. I truly didn't expect this conversation to go this way.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just, you know, catch them when they're drunk. Right?

[J.D.]

Yeah, I was gonna say you're in Vegas, you're maybe a little hungover, possibly drunk. That was good timing on my part.

[John Clay Wolf]

Appalachian Trail update. How many miles to go this week?

[Caller]

You know, I slowed it down and took a zero and Harpers Ferry and took a break day, so it's been less than a week. But I left Pennsylvania, crossed the Mason Dixon, spent a couple days in Maryland, spent a day in West Virginia, and now I'm in Virginia with about 900 something miles left to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

When do you plan on. We're talking to this fella that has been on the road or on a trail for a month now, is that right?

[Caller]

No, no. Three months.

[John Clay Wolf]

Three months. You've been walking like Forrest Gump in the movie just decided to walk and you're walking across the country. And when will you. When is your estimated landing time at the end?

[Caller]

You know, I'm shooting for the week of Thanksgiving, honestly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I think a good time. It doesn't put me too late in the fall. It puts me at the end of fall and not like in the early December. So like I can miss some snow and maybe get some snow, but I'll have all the fall to enjoy.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you do for a living? How are you affording to be off work this long?

[Caller]

Well, I went ahead and quit my job of carpet cleaning for like five plus years and decided to new chapter in life.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[Caller]

I mean, when I get back home, I'm probably gonna sit around for a month and then go find a new job, maybe oil field.

[John Clay Wolf]

But like, where's the money come from?

[Caller]

Oh, I just had money saved up working and I'm doing the best I can.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sound like a guy that doesn't have any kids or wives stealing all your money.

[Caller]

Oh, no, I'm not any what way.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, boys and girls, this is why nobody's getting married anymore because so that you can go hike the Appalachian Trail and not have all the kids. Charlie, you have kids, steal all your money, don't you?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, my kids steal all my money. College, right now.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, right.

[Mike Turley]

And now you can. I could just walk Appalachian Mountain. Sure, why not?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did I ever tell y' all when I. When I. When I went to the SMU financial aid office and they gave me a grant because my dad had just gone broke, so I didn't have any money, and they gave me a Pell Grant, and I took the money and I went and opened a bar with it.

[Mike Turley]

I would kill my kid.

[J.D.]

That's part of your education. Look. And look what you did with that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I swear I'm telling the truth. They gave me a student loan and a Pell Grant. The Pell Grant was, I don't know, like, 12 grand. And my buddy and I cobbled together 50 grand, so 25 a piece, but 12 of mine was from a Pell Grant, so. Thank you, Mr. Pell, whoever that is.

[Feisty]

That's one of my stories about you, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you put that. That big thing together, you didn't plan on people opening bars that are underage.

[Caller]

No.

[J.D.]

You're supposed to depend it on your education.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I did.

[Mike Turley]

You did.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did.

[J.D.]

Winter winner.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, that place paid itself off in 60. No, 90 days.

[J.D.]

Damn. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. And I can't tell you how many serious adults came to. Carter and I both, like, trying to talk us out of it, like boys. Y' all are making a mistake. You know what the failure rate is on breastfeeding, restaurants, and your age, and this is a bad idea. And I was like, yeah, we're doing it.

[J.D.]

Yeah, we're gonna do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was making a hundred thousand a year when I was 20 off of that, and he was, too. And what do you spend your money on when you're college going out? We're having a party at our place every night. I mean, or at least, you know, four nights a week.

[J.D.]

Why'd you ever close? Why'd you show?

[John Clay Wolf]

I got married. Yeah, right.

[Mike Turley]

The party's over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. He was better at. He was. He got paid in poon tank and cash. Yeah. I mean, he was. He was lucky with. I was always serious and working, you know, me. And. And he wasn't as serious and working, but he was just getting laid. I mean, a lot. Like what? So what happened today? You know, who is it today? So. And he met his wife in there, and they've been together forever. And now he doesn't get laid. Yeah. Yeah.

[J.D.]

People are asking on the YouTube stream by the way, John, did you take a nap during the break because your hair's sticking straight up?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I just haven't fixed my hair yet. I'll put my hat back on if I need to. Wow. If it's bothering people, I didn't realize being judged there you.

[Feisty]

John, don't worry about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Being judged? Is that what you call this? You get here and you go to a pre party with the I Heart people and then you go to a concert and you talk business the whole time. And then you stay up all night and you get up and at 5:30am Vegas time and you get on the radio for four hours. When does this vacation part start?

[Feisty]

Working vacation is what you call it.

[J.D.]

In two hours and five minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's.

[Feisty]

I absolutely agree with your decision to take a working vacation.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, that's the reason you can only do a couple days in Vegas. Really? I mean, it's just because you're going hard. You're going hard, John, you going hard tonight again?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. I'll. I'll let you know tomorrow. I doubt it. I just want some sleep. I just need sleep. If I had. I feel like that guy on mushrooms. If I had some sleep, I'd be a better radio host right now, I can tell you that. That, that's a trip.

[Mike Turley]

Well, you're staying the night, right? So you can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

After the show, sleep till about 4.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

And then start the drink.

[John Clay Wolf]

Football, baby. Football. Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

You'll miss a couple games, I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I don't want to miss the games. I like the games. Hey, the older I get, the more I like the football games and the more I like the college football games.

[Feisty]

Have you all done the mushrooms? Yeah, I really haven't.

[Mike Turley]

It's everything. It's very similar to X in some ways.

[Feisty]

I haven't had the eggs either.

[Mike Turley]

The combination of, you know, that weed feel too, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I. I forgot to tell you. How much time do I have?

[Mike Turley]

You've got a minute 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So when we're walking into the concert, this guy I'm with, he's a good friend, but he said, have you ever tried a vape? And I was like, no. He said, here, take a pull off of this. And I pulled a big, you know, whatever and it was some hydro vape weed bs. So. So that's what's wrong with me.

[Feisty]

Yeah, that'll make alcohol stick to you for sure, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. That's the fundamental problem here this morning is. Wow. Yeah, I mean, I got roofied.

[Mike Turley]

That's what you're talking about getting roofy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Ripper off a vape. Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

He walked up to me and. And I was just. I was sitting in this. He said, dude, you don't look good.

[J.D.]

The guy that gave you the vape, you don't look.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I missed my kids high school game last night. Right. Because we're out here. So I got on huddle and I watched his entire football game on the my phone during the concert.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, you are so high.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Mike Turley]

You're watching a football game during a concert. That's why you didn't know anything about the performers.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. So now the truth comes out. Yeah, but it's a good game. All right, we'll be right back. We all do the honors.

[J.D.]

Sure. We're gonna be right back with the John Clay Wolf show in just a couple of moments. Coming up in a little bit, by the way, John will buy your vehicle. 800-800-Rode. 800-800-7234. If you have any other drug ideas for John, that's the number to call 800-800-RODIO or catch the stream at JCW. We'll be right back. Don't go away.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethe vin.com hit him up now, 800, 800 radio. And check out the [e-mail] or. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

My police friend that runs security at AT&T Stadium said that he's got to go there today, has to work because there was fake news that Charlie Kirk memorial was at AT&T Stadium today. And there's like a gazillion people going, and there is no. Yep, fake news. That's weird mail from jail. Johnny Cash, you around?

[J.D.]

He is there.

[Feisty]

He is always right here for you, John. Hey, where are you at Vegas? Your chair's empty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Over. I hear you.

[Feisty]

Looks like you got a. Somebody left a big old pack of Skittles over here. Mind if I borrow you a few?

[John Clay Wolf]

Have all you want.

[Feisty]

Thank you. Pardon me. Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.

[Caller]

John.

[Feisty]

This morning's mail from jail. Entry reads, what's up, wolf pack man, I'm excited to be able to hear you guys again. I've been doing the jail shuffle for a few months, but I finally settled down in my new shack for the summer. Might be a few summers. We'll see. And I got my letters and stamps and I figured I'd holler at my favorite Saturday morning show. Hope everybody there is healthy And Happy John, you got to take it easy on those motorbikes. Bobo, you got to take it easy on the whiskey. I don't expect either one of y' all to take my advice, but there you go. Hey, I don't want to see my favorite radio host going out like Rush Limbaugh did. Rest.

[Caller]

Peace.

[Feisty]

Hey, you guys are the funniest sons of on radio. I'm glad I can catch y'.

[Caller]

All.

[Feisty]

It's really a kick for us inside these walls. As you know, most of us say we're innocent here, so it's a shame they've got so many innocent people locked up in the cell. There's not a whole lot to do in here but play cards and read books and BS with your roommates. So your show's a good start to those boring Saturday mornings. Maybe once I'm out of here, we can hang out and have a cold beer. I'm sure you got something good at the rattlesnake there. Probably better than the Smith slit small liquor bowl I used to drink with my boys when we was working on cars. You know, we never could get most of those cars running quite right. Maybe because of the slit, small liquor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bowl and the mess.

[Feisty]

I'll check in with y' all when I can. Hey, till I get my walking papers, y' all keep on keeping on, you hear? Your friend. Corey Sumner, Bayar County Detention Center, San o', Clock, Antonio, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bear.

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bear. Bear. All right, partner. Oh, go ahead, partner.

[Feisty]

If you've got mail from jail, just send it on down the line to us here at P.O. box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. Zip code is 76147. You go, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you know that cars for the movie's coming out?

[Mike Turley]

No, it's not on my radar now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, okay. Yeah, they're doing another one. Walnut Springs, Radiator Springs. It's all coming together in time for.

[Mike Turley]

The car show on November 15th.

[John Clay Wolf]

November 15th. We are doing that. Good, guys. Is out in Dallas. I know we're preempted right now in Dallas because of the SMUTC game, but that's next Saturday. We're supposed to go to that. I've got a conflicting thing, so I got to figure out how to do this. All right. Would y' all have. Would y' all be opposed to going and doing it live and I be at the studio?

[Mike Turley]

That'd be interesting, because we could do that. We can give you the scenes and stuff like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why could go out there Friday and do my stuff. And then just beam in. Yeah, it's very ironic. It'd be opposite. But y'. All. Y' all think about that, because I don't think I can make it Saturday morning. I've got. I've invited a bunch of people out to the. To the ranch, and we plan this for years. It's like the high school guys that get together once a year, and we move the date twice already, and I can't do that again. I can't screw them over, and I don't want to drive that far and then come right back.

[Mike Turley]

It's doable. We may even just one of us out there just to kind of, like, see with the set, the scene, maybe have somebody come by. Yeah, we'll figure it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I look at Turley already trying to get out of it.

[Mike Turley]

No, I didn't say it.

[J.D.]

Boba will have a great time.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, Bob was really looking forward to it.

[Caller]

He's been.

[Mike Turley]

He's been this whole time.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Mike Turley]

He's been this whole time, John. He's been saying, y' all can just go do the remote from there, and I'll just stay back here in the studio. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what Baba said.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're all saying the same thing.

[Feisty]

Well, that way I could. I can play with Paul on Friday night. But, I mean, I don't have any big reason for anything. I'll go wherever we want to go. It would be cool to be out there. I can't believe you're gonna skip that for, like. You only have to be gone for, like, six hours or something, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, dude, but, I mean, I invited 10 people. I'm the host of 10 people at the house, and.

[Feisty]

Oh, yeah, no, I'm not trying to talk you out of anything. I'm just saying if you had to, you know, bring them with you, you.

[Mike Turley]

Bring 10 people to them, right?

[Feisty]

I'm. I'm trying to help here.

[John Clay Wolf]

So are you.

[Caller]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you and Paul play last night?

[Feisty]

We did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wasn't he good?

[Feisty]

Yes. Danielle, the fiddle player girl, came and helped us out.

[John Clay Wolf]

She is good, dude.

[Feisty]

That Pink Floyd song that we do. And this is gonna sound ridiculous to you people that, like, think we're just country music. We play mostly honky tonk songs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Feisty]

But that Pink Floyd song that we do is so damn much better with the violin and wish you would hear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Feisty]

We really should get a recording that sometimes. J.D. when you're here on a Friday. Next time I will. Let's do that.

[J.D.]

Let me know when you're gonna do it. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. hadn't been there on a Friday since he got married.

[J.D.]

That's not true. That's just not true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty close.

[J.D.]

Because, like, sleeping with my wife in my bed. Go figure.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, I mean, did you not like sleeping with her for the five years y' all lived together before?

[J.D.]

Yes, and we. But when you. You moved out here, it's a little bit more of a drive than the studio we had in Fort Worth. That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, we need to do the cook thing on the. On a Friday night on the deck now that it's cooling off. Yes. You know, when we first moved out there, my old lady, she was whipping it up, and every Friday night, and here we go. And notice how everybody's gotten lazy.

[Feisty]

I've actually seen that in a domestic partner myself a time or two. No, she just. She got her fill. She did it as many times as she thought she might ever enjoy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she.

[Feisty]

Maybe she may be done.

[Mike Turley]

Hey, I would love her Cooking's great. Have some steak, dude.

[Feisty]

Those gyros. Those gyros that she made up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, she can cook, dog.

[Mike Turley]

Great. If she did that again, she ain't gonna.

[Feisty]

She's done. She's.

[J.D.]

She's had her feel done.

[Feisty]

I think she's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, she'll do it again. But now that it's cooling off, it's that type of weather. I mean, it hasn't cooled off yet. It's hotter than hell outside. But it's any. Any. You know, just like that. That snaps coming quick. 800-807-THE COLD SNAP. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio today and backtracks is Dave Matthews. Yes. Wow.

[Mike Turley]

You know, we want to hold on that. Because we got the lightning round coming up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, we were going to hold us. Tease.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Mike Turley]

You don't like Dave Matthews.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love Dave Matthews. I've got a Dave Matthews Story that I've told too many times. I'm not gonna tell again. But, yeah, no, he's. There's no reason to get that excited on the stage with the kind of music he's playing, though.

[J.D.]

I don't know your Dave Matthews Story.

[John Clay Wolf]

You see, you know, where he starts jamming out, just freaking out. He's just playing.

[Mike Turley]

He's into it, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's.

[Mike Turley]

That's what it is. I mean, he's. I like it because he's putting on a show instead of artists just sitting there. I'm gonna strum along.

[J.D.]

Cheesy Garth. I'm into it.

[Mike Turley]

No, no, he's a High on life.

[Feisty]

Okay, I'll tell you what musicians call it. Dave Matthews Band is a jam band. They're a seven piece band with everybody there. Sometimes more, sometimes more. In the tradition of the Grateful Dead and Fish. They often do different versions of their own songs at different shows because they are a jam band. They've sold 25 million concert tickets since 1994.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, that's a lot. A lot of records, a lot.

[Feisty]

A couple of Grammys under their belt. It's today in 1994 is the day they released their first debut record studio album.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Remember Two Things is the name of it. I saw them at the Muse in Nantucket right about then, and they weren't. They weren't signed yet, and they were great. And I remember the bar I told you I opened with the Pell Grant. Yeah, yeah. So I brought that disc back, put it in the jukebox at the TCU bar called the Plaid Pig. And I was playing it because I thought it was really good. I wanted to see how the people reacted. And then they started playing it. So, you know, in the bar, people are just putting that brand new, brand new music. Right. That nobody knew. And I called Frank Riley at Monterey Peninsula. I said, hey, you need to bring Dave Matthews to Texas. The college crowd's jumping on this in Texas. He said, john, Dave Matthews is just like fish. He said, they're the hardest working band on the east coast, but they'll never be national. And so then he called me back, I don't know, three months later, said, hey, they do want to come to Texas. So we booked Dave Matthews at the Plaid Pig, my bar. And by the time they got to Texas, they were so popular, they were too big for the room. So I went to Dallas and rented out a place called the Bomb Factory. Yep. Yeah. And I did the concert promotion on them. So I was the first concert promoter of Dave Matthews in Dallas, Fort Worth.

[J.D.]

Very cool.

[Mike Turley]

You think you remember that, huh? Oh, do you think they would remember that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Mike Turley]

He's pretty into his fans and any, you know, history and stuff like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, I mean, we're going back 35 years. Pretty big jump. And then Blues Traveler and Better than Ezra. That was the same kind of story. Finally got them to Texas and they took off and got an MTV deal. Okay. Lightning Rounds coming up next. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio is the call in number and give me your make model miles, average Rougher clean. I'm going to bid your car right here on the radio as soon as we come back from this song for America's best car buyer. GiveMeTheven.com if you want to sell your car, go to GiveMeTheven.com right now. Put in your license plate, it'll decode the VIN number off of that and it'll spit you a number out on average with the miles in your description. If you think it's worth more than that, argue with the guy. He'll negotiate. Unlike others where it's not just a computer. We're real people and we look, we like to pay extra for the good ones is the truth, the really good cars because there's some really good cars out there in people's garages that are under driven like low mileage per year and in good shape. That's the stuff that we'll pay extra on because it's worth more. So if you have a really good one, go to givemethevan.com grab back.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevid.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Elise in Oklahoma, good morning. You're on the air. You've got a 21 Hyundai Venue, 55,000 miles. Are you there? Nope, she's been on hold for an hour. Damn. Anyway, just put it into givemetheven.com sorry about the weight call. I mean if you really, if you want a number quicker on your like people that call in with 55,000 mile Hyundai's are not very sexy cars to take to the radio. So I normally just let them sit there. So like if you've been sitting on hold for too long, probably just go to givemetheven.com Joe in LA, you've got this crazy build on an exotic mopar and I want to talk to you about that when we come back. So don't jump. Doug in Huntsville, Alabama, you've got an 18 crv axl. Hundred thousand miles. It got bid 15 grand four months ago. Is that right?

[Caller]

Yeah, something like that. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many, how many miles have you put on it since then?

[Caller]

I've got 102 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But back when it was bid half a year ago, how many, how many miles were on it?

[Caller]

They're like 97. Okay, maybe 98, something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a CRV. Is that right? It's a leather.

[Caller]

Yeah. CRV EXL. Yes, it's got the leather navigation, sunroofs. Nice car garage camp.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give them. Let me see here. What color?

[Caller]

It's like the burgundy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give 13 grand.

[Caller]

13. I'm going to sell this now. So let me load it up and, you know, sharpen your pencil a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm there. I mean, you know, you pushed it over the hundred thousand mile mark. Right. And that changes the value. And the car markets come down off the spring. That changes value. So it's cost you thousand dollars to keep for six months and put it over a hundred thousand miles. I think I'm hitting it hard. I think I'm right.

[Caller]

Okay, well, let me load it up. Let's see what we're doing then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's do it, man. Thanks for calling 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234, 800, 800 radio. Real quick, Michelle in Tennessee, you want to know if 12,000 is a good deal for a 17 Cadillac XTS with 124,000 miles. You're trying to buy it, Is that right? I don't suggest that. I just. I mean, is it a good deal? Yeah, it's fine. But those Caddies with high miles are not that reliable. So like. And how many miles a year do you drive?

[Caller]

Well, I drive a hundred, five hundred, at least a week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so when that thing has 150,000 miles on it in a year and a half, you are going to. It's gonna break on you. It's gonna cost 3,000 to fix it or maybe four. So I would. If you're gonna buy a Cadillac, I would start with no higher than 50,000 miles and pay more money. Or if you want to go high miles, I'd get a jap car. Rice burner. Nissan, Toyota, Honda.

[Caller]

Gotcha. But if I get it and I only keep it for like six months to a year and then trade it in, would that be good?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you'll still lose a little bit of money, but yeah, it'll be fine.

[Caller]

Yeah?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. I mean, it's not. It's not too cheap to What I have now. It would I give $12,000 for that car? No. Is that retail 124,000 mile XTS? Yes. So you can buy anything you want. As far as like the value of what you're buying there at 12, you could give 18 for something else or you give 8 for something else. I mean, you're not getting a deal. It's just an. It's just another. Yeah, you could. I think you could get on autotrader, hunt around and find even a better deal than that on that car.

[Caller]

All right, thank you so much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh? 800-800-7234. Name is John Clay Wolfe coming at you on behalf of our sponsor, Gordon Boswell. Flowers around the corner or across the country, Gordon Boswell is your flower source. Remember, givemetheven.com not only buys cars and trucks and exotics, we also buy RVs and motorcycles. And we don't buy boats because every time. Because if it flows flights or. Oh, yeah, lease it. Okay, we'll be right back.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting on air online, anywhere you are with a smartphone and an Internet connection. Check out the podcast jcwshow.com or john.

[Caller]

Claywolf.Com 6th grade, they had the DARE.

[John Clay Wolf]

Program, and it was the 80s.

[Caller]

It was an acronym that stood for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drug abuse Resistance education, which sort of feels like it was written by someone on drugs. You know, like it's gotta be four words. We know what the D is. We're printing the shirts on Monday. Those shirts are worn ironically to this.

[Caller]

Day by people actively on drugs.

[Announcer]

And let's get back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call him up at 800-800-RADIO. And check out the [e-mail] now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning, everybody. Coming at you from Vegas, Nevada. Las Vegas, Nevada. I Heart Radio Music Festival this weekend. So we are out here. We've got J.D. yeah. Playing the drums, Babo on the bass, round seven internally. You really do that well. God, you do that well. Yeah. Hey, there's John Clay Walker.

[Feisty]

Oh, I want some heroin.

[J.D.]

No, we're not gonna do heroin.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm only joking, J.D. right? I know I would eat Pop Pop Tarts.

[J.D.]

Pop Tarts, Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got you blueberry count chocolatey Pop Tarts.

[Feisty]

No, no, I don't eat them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cause I'll get too fat for the.

[Feisty]

Show and they'll fire me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Feisty]

From the guns and roses.

[John Clay Wolf]

I shoot them up my arm, baby. You ever injected a cherry Pop Tart?

[J.D.]

No, I never have. Really good, huh?

[Feisty]

Every time you think it's going away, just look over your shoulder, honey. In my Pop Tart.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you singing about in Mr. Brownstone? Axl Rose?

[Feisty]

Heroin.

[J.D.]

Heroin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Feisty]

That's what we call Mr. Heroin. Mr. Heroin.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't.

[Feisty]

You can't buy Mr. Heroin on the street. Cause cop might see you ask for Mr. Brownstone.

[J.D.]

Oh, I see little code.

[Feisty]

Yeah. I get up till about seven. Then I thought it was all right. And I gotta have more. Mr. Brownstone won't leave me alone. It Won't leave me alone, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, hey, Justin in Oklahoma. You called in earlier on a bad mushroom trip. How's it going, man?

[Caller]

I appreciate you coming to me, Johnny. These flowers, they're supposed to be small. They're getting so big right now. But I got a situation for you if you want to hear it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Caller]

So she. There's a. I'm sitting outside of a barn right now in the back of my F150 pickup. And inside of that barn, it's 50 by 60. There is a 2011 GT500 that got beats to hell. Hell. Can I say hell?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, you can say hell.

[Caller]

Beat the hell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Beat the hell by a woman that happens to be sleeping right now five feet from it. So I'm thinking about walking this thing in here on the radio, waking her up and asking her why she did that. What do you think?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did she just do it now or did. When did this happen?

[Caller]

No, this is last October. And I've just kind of played it off on that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, this is your. This is your wife?

[Caller]

They just hang out. That's my wife. My go.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did she beat your car up with? Well, like a bat or shoe. Oh, a barbell. Okay, that's. That's hard.

[Caller]

Barbell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you get it appraised? The damage?

[Caller]

Not. No, no, I don't want to. It's. It's kind of a. I don't know, it's a. It's a long running thing with my head. I can't do. Don't forget I'm on mushrooms right now. But it's a long run thing. It's a long running thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

Talk to that guy to get it figured out on the price tag? I don't even want to know it, really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to sell the car damaged or do you want to keep it?

[Caller]

Oh, God dang it, John. Let's talk about this later. I'm walking in right now to her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay? What do you tell her?

[Caller]

Are you ready?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think she owes you one.

[Caller]

I will agree. Let's see if she does. Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, oh, baby, baby, baby.

[Caller]

I got JCW on the phone. He wants to talk to you. He wants to know. Hey, come on. It's all right. Get your hands off your face.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get up. Load up.

[Caller]

Hold on. What? Just say. Say something to him. Why? Baby put a barbell to the windshield here. You ask him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baby, are you there? Hey, did you really. Did you really. Did you really throw a barbell through his windshield on his Mustang?

[Caller]

Well, you should have seen what he did. Horseshit. Shoot. Shoot.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did he do?

[Caller]

Sorry, bubba.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all right.

[Caller]

What did I do? Maybe this is the. It's the conversation. Come on, wake up. We're talking. We're. Jason. We're live on the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

National coast to coast.

[Caller]

National coast to coast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, come on, baby.

[Caller]

Yeah, we're all mushroomed up.

[John Clay Wolf]

You be quiet for a minute. Let me talk to her, mushroom head.

[Caller]

Hey, I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

This isn't going good. Will baby, talk to us or she. Is she all sold up? Hey, what. What did he do for you to bust his car? What did he do?

[Caller]

I fell. What the hell? Baby, this is. I think she's JCW on the phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thank y'.

[Caller]

All.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know what to do here. I'm at a loss. We've got. We've got. We've got drug people from Oklahoma. Damn. They're beating up their mustangs. But they've got money, right? Because they gotta. They've got a GT500 from Oklahoma. They got a GT500 and he just leaves it in a barn. This is why you shouldn't leave your kids any money. This is what they do.

[J.D.]

What happens.

[Mike Turley]

I mean, I'm just envisioning this scene right now at that place.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, speech impediment. Terrence. Good morning. Are you. It says you want to start a band with your Yamaha keyboard.

[Caller]

And the girl was getting rid of keyboard. She said, you want it? I go, does it work? Sure. Yeah, it's great. I just have room for it. So I got room for now. Are you there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm here.

[Caller]

I'd like to make sure. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Starting to wonder if I'm on mushrooms. Crab in Southern California. What you got, bud? Good morning.

[Caller]

Hey, you're doing fine, John. Comedy, content and everything is. Is spot on, dude. You need a Bloody Mary with a big fat raw oyster in it and stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Hey, Charlie, welcome back. Who do you think. Who do you think has more money? You or Sammy Hagar? He's got like 20 some years on.

[John Clay Wolf]

You, but Sammy Hagar, I can answer that quickly. He sold his tequila company for like $75 million. Sammy Hagar. Even if Sammy Hagar was strung out on drugs and broke before the sale of that, he's good. Yeah, but I don't think he is drunk or strung out on drugs, but he's actually a pretty good business guy. I listened to an interview with him on Howard stern about Donald 10 years ago, and it was really, really, really good. Sammy Hagar.

[Caller]

That's one of the best concerts I've ever seen, me and my wife. But thank you, John, for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Joe in Los Angeles. How much time we got, Turley?

[Mike Turley]

We can break here up right after this call here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Joe, you've got a crazy build on an exotic mopar. Are you still there? You've been on hold for a long time.

[Caller]

Yes, sir. No, I definitely wanted to talk to you guys after seeing a video about builds and roi. Yeah, I'll cut right to it. Yeah, I got a 1967 Dodge Charger, one of one right hand drive that's been imported back from Australia.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

And currently disassembled here in Los Angeles. We're getting ready to basically do a restoration. And I'm just trying to figure out with something that this is this rare and this paperworked up, you know, is it worth me modernizing some of the components of this car?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. I'll tell you why you called the right guy. So I'm not beating on your car, but it is ugly because. Because it's the wrong body style, right? They switched it two years later or one year later. Do you remember? I forgot. Okay, so the Dukes of Hazzard look started the next year. This year has that fast back, sloped back. I mean it's fine, but it's not pretty, right? It's not like a, it's not like the, the B body Charger. That's badass. So yeah, it's, let's call it what it is. It's an ugly son of a bitch. And, and you're going, you're going for rarity and paperwork and right hand drive oddities. You need to stick as you can, just all original. That's what you're doing. You're going to take a chunk of ugly that's documented and sell it to somebody as an antique special thing that's ugly too. Like the uglier the better is what I'm trying to say. And if you make it cool and put in good componentry and spend all that money, it's, it's not going to be worth. It's not, it's not the car. People pick the wrong cars to rest o mod all the, all the parts, the Wilwood brakes and the TMI seats and the whatever hellcat motor and all the good stuff that we put in these cars. The most important part is to pick the. On the values is to pick the right body to put it in. Like we looked at a Ford Torino the other day. This guy had, I don't know, 180,000 in this thing. And we offered him 70 for it. And he was butthurt. And I was like, if it had been a chevelle or a 68 charger or, you know, some good body, then it'd be fine. Turley, do you remember that car? It was a Torino is black. It was in Dallas. And we actually probably need to check on that guy and see what he's done with it, because I can tell you, nobody's bought it because it's a Torino. Nobody cares. Right? And you know what we did screw up on. Turley is not buying that wrecked Mustang Resto mod that had a tree fall on it.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, that was dumb.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were. You were being. You're being scaredy cat on that one, okay?

[Caller]

You were. You were.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was telling you a little spot. Spy. Spy. Spy.

[Caller]

And.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, I mean, the parts were worth it. Why'd you do that, Turley? God.

[J.D.]

Talking to your drunk uncle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why'd you do that?

[J.D.]

You did that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd you do? And then I called you back. Why just buy it? He's like, oh, it's already gone.

[Mike Turley]

We tried to get him.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's already gone. It's already gone. Parts were worth it.

[Feisty]

He's doing me.

[J.D.]

I know, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, all right. Hey.

[Mike Turley]

Being such a.

[Feisty]

So it was about that truck, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm talking to you, Joe in Los Angeles. Thanks for calling, but I hope that helped. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars and Radio, from America's best car buyer. Give me the vin. VIN number dot com. Bye.

[Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by GiveMe the vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Find your way back. Jefferson Starship. Love it. Morning, everybody. Final round of Supercross is in Vegas today. Dave. What? Where are they playing that? Where are they playing that? Where they. Where's that race? Which. Which center. At the what? At the. Where the Raiders play?

[Caller]

No, the drag strip. It's out down outside of town there. It's where they run the drag set. Drag strip track.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I know what you're talking about. Yeah. Yeah. What time is that?

[Caller]

You gotta go and see. You know, I. I was gonna pull it up, but it's. I think it's gonna be later on this afternoon. But it's a championship. I don't know. You know, you don't talk enough about dirt bike racing. You know, that's for real men. You know, they. The men with balls, not men with. Play with balls. But. And what they do is they take all the Supercross races, the indoor stuff, and then they have the Outdoors that just finished up and they combined all the points and this tonight's going to be or today's going to be the championship in the 250 and the 450 class. Oh, Eli Tomac, Danger Boy Deacon. All the boys are out there racing today.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thank you for calling. Checking in.

[Feisty]

You can also buy some real good speed out there.

[J.D.]

Yeah, apparently.

[John Clay Wolf]

Apparently.

[Caller]

So.

[Feisty]

All the major boys around the major dudes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dave Matthews backtracks. Cut one. Do it. So we're playing two Dave Matthews songs. We're running them backwards, and you're guessing what the name of the two songs are. Remember two things, right? 800-800-7234 is the calling number. Yes, we're live. And the first person to guess the names of these two songs wins a Dave Matthews box set or something from Born Late Records. And you can also go to the JCW show website and pick out a T shirt from us. I think we've got four or five different ones to choose from. And we'll give you one cut to. Oh, that's easy. Cute Matthews. I'm a Dave Matthews dork, so I'm not.

[Feisty]

Charlie helped me out with these, but I've been listening to Dave Matthews straight from for three days. John, like, I have educated myself on Dave. Ma. I had no idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're good.

[Feisty]

Yeah, they're really, really good. They're spring team good man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Under the Table and Dreaming. That's a really good album. I mean, like every single track. Cut one, cut two. God, if. If you know Dave Matthews at all, they just jump right off the page at you. But people that don't probably don't know what that is. The cut one. I'm trying to remember. I know the song, but I'm trying to remember the name of it. Hit it again, will you, Charlie? Definitely know the song. I just can't remember the name of it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What brought that up, Bob? Why did you dip off into Dave Matthews this week?

[Feisty]

I just found a day in rock history that I thought was interesting. You know, I knew they came out of nowhere, like in a flash. I didn't realize that they. I mean, they had the live EP that you were talking about, but their first studio album, when they got signed and did a big time nationwide album on a record label that under the Table and dreaming that they did. And like you said, just virtually every song on it was played either on mainstream pop radio or on. Back then, alternative rock had their own charts and they were all over that. And it's just they. They got so big so fast that I almost kind of dismissed them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Feisty]

Kind of like nirvana in the 90s before they. Before they finally convinced us all. And I just. I was in country radio for a long time in classic rock radio, and I was a little bit unaware today. Matthews. But I finally. I think I caught up this week. It's great stuff. So there you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll do it one more time. So call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio, and tell us the name of these two songs. You'll win the stuff. Cut one. Cut two. And there you go. J.D. you have some stories with Asian voices.

[J.D.]

Bob loves this story. It's a viral video we found on Instagram. It's a cooking show. Okay, so put yourself in the position. Here's. They're just trying to figure out what this chef is saying. See if you can translate this one phrase. They're trying to decide what this chef is saying. They're talking about how a steak is cooked. Cut five.

[John Clay Wolf]

The medium wear on one side, we have four medium wear.

[Caller]

Four medium wear.

[Feisty]

Wait, what do you say?

[Caller]

Medium rare or medium well?

[John Clay Wolf]

Medium rare. Medium rare, Right.

[Mike Turley]

Wait, hold on. Let's listen again.

[John Clay Wolf]

The medium wear on one side, we have four medium wear.

[Caller]

Four medium wear.

[Feisty]

Wait, what do you say?

[Caller]

Medium rare or medium well?

[John Clay Wolf]

Medium rare.

[Mike Turley]

What will people guess first? That or what this Backtrack song is?

[John Clay Wolf]

You get a box of rice if you guess the Asian taste correctly.

[Feisty]

Now, it's funny. It's funny you have that story because I. I dug this. I saw this on Instagram and had to share it. Somebody took a vocals. Only track isolated. Steve Perry recorded at a live show in 1982.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Feisty]

Of one of the big Journey songs. Who's crying now? Cup 4.1 isolated.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Gotcha. You can cry. She's pretty good. Now you can say your love will never die.

[Feisty]

And so I added the music back in at the end, now that he's not Asian, of course, Steve Perry, but his replacement in the band from the Philippines, Arnel Pineda, sounds almost identical on the same song. Done 27 years later in 2009. This is cut four, too. I mean, it's amazing.

[J.D.]

Hard to tell the difference.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

So clean.

[Feisty]

At the same age. Same sneakers.

[J.D.]

Same sneakers, yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Let's hear him hit that.

[Feisty]

Wait, listen to this right here.

[Mike Turley]

That's so similar.

[Feisty]

And that's what we love about music and Asian people.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the name of that song?

[Mike Turley]

15 seconds.

[Feisty]

Who's crying now.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. The one that the, the, the. The. The western country, funny one.

[Feisty]

That is Sukiyaki. The artist's name was Q. Sakamoto.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but what's the real name of that? I know that.

[Feisty]

That is the real name of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's from a Western. That's from Western.

[Feisty]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the.

[Feisty]

The name of the song is Sukiyaki. It was. It was popular here in the late 60s when a lot of veterans were coming home from Vietnam. And it was played over there, you know, Right. Good morning, Vietnam guy. Armed Forces Radio, they played and they came back and asked for it on American radio. Became a top 10 hit. Sukiyaki.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, we're gonna lose a couple people right now at the flip because time zone changes. So go to J, C, W, click the button, it'll take you to our YouTube feed and you can watch us and hear us, or just click the audio only button and it will stream the audio. So when we get back, we're going to figure out what these backtracks on Dave Matthews were. Be right back in three minutes. Need is all around me Reaching search and never stop and I said you could keep me flower Till I get to the end of this time I hold my. You could keep me floating Just.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Beasties. Good morning, everybody. So we left with Dave Matthews Backtracks. I want to play those two clips real quick. We've got a bunch of people on hold guessing who it is or the name of these two songs. Cut one, cut two. Katie in California, what you got.

[Caller]

Going with Marching Ants and Crash into Me?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, ma'. Am.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is not right. John in Kansas.

[Caller]

Yeah. I'm gonna go with Ants Marching and Satellite.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob. That's wrong, isn't it?

[Feisty]

Right on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Number two is right, right? Correct. But the first one's not eight. Yeah. I love Satellite. Robert in Kansas. We got two Kansas Dave Matthews fans. You there, Robert, Kansas?

[Caller]

Yeah, hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, sorry.

[Caller]

Let's do Satellite. And.

[John Clay Wolf]

You said ants Marching. You can't. You can't change. Oh, Crash. Enemy. No, that's wrong. What's wrong? What's wrong? Chandler in Jackson, Mississippi.

[Caller]

I'm gonna go with tripping Billy's. And number 41.

[Feisty]

Incorrect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope, nope, nope. Feisty Mississippi.

[Caller]

Tripping Lilies and Satellite.

[Feisty]

There you go, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Feisty]

That's my favorite Tripping Billy in the world is Feisty. Hello, Feisty Sock.

[Caller]

I was almost as confused as John's hair.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, get her one of those rattlesnake 7 year T shirts. Pre K. That's what she'd like. I already know what she'd like.

[Feisty]

I got a couple of Dave Matthews CDs for you from Born Late records too, darling.

[Caller]

Yay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. We'll see you soon. 800-800-7 2. 800, 800 radio. Earl, you've got a Boss 302 with 14,000 miles on it.

[Caller]

Yeah, 13, 8, something like that. Mostly lady driven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lady driven? That doesn't really help things. Ladies aren't good drivers.

[Caller]

Well, mine is.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, 14,000 miles and you want 50 grand for it. I think it's worth. I think it's worth. I. I think. I think maybe I'm wrong. It's not a Laguna Seca, is it? Is it a Laguna Seca?

[Caller]

No, it's not a Laguna Psycho, but it's. I didn't know how much you knew about them, but this car, it was the only Trico. You know, they built them two years. 12 is like the 69, and then the 13 is like the 70s. So four years total. But anyway, the. The only car they put on a tricode on it was the Yellow Blaze. And so the Yellow Blaze disappeared when you could buy, when you could order them because the tsunami hit the plant in Japan where they get the pigment and so there's only 200 of them. It's got low miles. It's a one owner. I've got all the documentation, the window stickers, all the stuff that came with it. It does have all the options of a Laguna Cyca other than the front splitter and the back seat. Delete is the only two things it didn't have that the Laguna Psycho had. So it's probably more rare than most of your Laguna cycles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm looking at some comps and I'll tell you what I see. Most of these are from last summer. 27,000 miles. Sold. 28. 5. 35,000 miles. Sold. 30,000. 6. 43,000 miles. Sold. 24. 43,000 miles. Sold. 28. You got 14,000 miles. This car is going to be 35 grand. 33 grand.

[Caller]

Yeah. Well, if, if, if you could find one with that mileage comparable in the same color, then you might be able to see.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, but the color, I mean, you're looking for, for $20,000 over market for, for yellow. And I don't see it. I just don't see it.

[Caller]

We all got our own opinions. I appreciate it. I just want to talk to you and see what you thought.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Earl. Tennessee Earl. Speech impediment. Terence, you have a. Yeah. You have a car for sale?

[Caller]

Yes. I like to ask you about this green cornet. It's like, do sizes, you know, car work? It's a green corner with, with aluminum. Like, the windows, they roll up and down and they got, like, metal round, like aluminum round. You know what I'm talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

I do.

[Caller]

I like to ask you, how much do you think it is?

[John Clay Wolf]

So I think that's called a B body. So is, what year model is it? 69.

[Caller]

It was about, about 66.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that's a different body style. It's not. Not Dukes of Hazard, then?

[Caller]

It was Flirty's mother. She had that. She said, I'll sell for $800.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I'll buy it. Yeah, money in the bank for when you're 18. You take it out. We took it out. I bought for 800. We went to Renzi park and, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know, Pre K get with Terrence, and y' all figure this car deal out. Terrence. Thank you, sir.

[Feisty]

I think he's talking about one he bought a long time ago. It sounds like John. Maybe. I mean, I don't know.

[Mike Turley]

I don't know how you got a car out of that.

[Feisty]

Well, he said the windows go up and down. It sounded like he was talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

A toy for a second. Yeah, no, he's just talking about the, the aluminum trim around the windows. I, I mean, I, I, I don't know what the hell he's saying either.

[Mike Turley]

Are you still that high and drunk, John, that you could figure out what Terrence is saying?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it helps, man.

[Mike Turley]

It helps being in Vegas. You can understand him now, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't. What's going on? What time is TCU SMU kick, if that is has that.

[Mike Turley]

11 o'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clock.

[Mike Turley]

It's already kicked off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Central Time Zone just got underway.

[Mike Turley]

I'll give you an update here shortly. No score.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How much time you got?

[Mike Turley]

Three minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, oh, oh. Tiger Wood's mother. How is Tiger doing? Oh, John, you hear me? Yes.

[Feisty]

He fell around and broke his ankle.

[J.D.]

He broke his ankle?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I didn't know that.

[Feisty]

It made no break. I may be spraying.

[J.D.]

Maybe sprained. Could be splain.

[Feisty]

Could be a broken, could be broken.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, whoa.

[J.D.]

Very dangerous.

[Feisty]

For this, he eat Tylenol.

[J.D.]

Tylenol.

[Feisty]

Tylenol. Tylenol and oil and juice.

[J.D.]

And orange juice.

[Feisty]

Tylenol, orange juice, orange juice. All better make happy.

[Caller]

Tiger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tiger. Oh, okay.

[Feisty]

You look confused.

[J.D.]

I'm very confused.

[Feisty]

Why are you confused? Eddie Ly.

[J.D.]

I don't know how we got to Lion. I know, right? I don't know how we got to Tiger Wood.

[Feisty]

He's not your, your proper name.

[J.D.]

No, it's J.D. ryan.

[Feisty]

That's why I said, yeah, okay, yeah, 89.

[J.D.]

I didn't want to bring that up.

[Feisty]

You have bigger family lions?

[J.D.]

I have a medium sized family. Oh yeah, the Ryan's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, hey, Tiger Woods. Bob. I just, I, I just texted Jimmy, Jimmy Kimmel's old agent, he's a friend of mine, and asked him to, I asked him to call in. I said, call into the show, I want to talk to you. And he wrote, what's the number? And then he wrote, he said, it's not about Kimmel, is it? I'm like, well, yeah, of course it is. I mean, why wouldn't. That's pretty hot news now.

[Feisty]

You got a lie to a retort like that if you want him on his, hell no. We just heard he likes to fish.

[J.D.]

ABC News and Disney of course, announced on Thursday, Thursday night that they basically pulled Jimmy off for a while. They didn't do it. Abc, that they local affiliates that own the company decided that he's off. Let's see here. So he said he made a comment about of course this suspect of the murdered Charlie Kirk. Everybody doesn't like that. Some of the other comedians though have spoken up. Both Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Fallon have made comments and these are kind of a little more light hearted than the topic. Cut number one, Jimmy Kimmel was suspended.

[Feisty]

By ABC after pressure from the fcc, leaving everyone thinking, wtf?

[John Clay Wolf]

After threats from Trump's FCC chair, ABC.

[J.D.]

Yanked Kimmel off the air indefinitely.

[Mike Turley]

That is blatant censorship.

[Feisty]

I don't know what's going on and no one does. But I do know Jimmy Kimmel and he's a decent, funny and loving guy.

[J.D.]

And I hope he comes back.

[Feisty]

That's a crazy deal. But you know, it's true. He didn't, they didn't really. The government didn't do this. It was a little bit contrived, you have to admit. Somebody's gotta teach these people how to do things. You know what I'm talking about? Behind closed doors. Well, so the FCC guy goes on TV and says, we can do this the easy way or we could do this the hard way. That's like saying, I really like your liquor store, Mr. Williams. I hope nothing happens to it.

[J.D.]

It was the ABC Disney people that, that of course people are now dropping their Disney plus and all that stuff business. It's, it's business. It's business. And again, Kimmel's numbers have been down, down, down.

[John Clay Wolf]

They warned him though, man. They warned him and they warned him.

[J.D.]

They warned him and they actually offered him to come back on and make it an apology. And he said no, in fact I'm going to double down. That's when Bob Iger of Disney said nope, sorry. Well, they offered him the things offered him the opportunity to come out and apologize. And he didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

But to apologize and get his show back or just apologize.

[Feisty]

Apologize and donate money to turning.

[John Clay Wolf]

See I, I, I, I read hard on the that story and I was like, I don't see an offer to get the show back.

[J.D.]

Well, he'd have to have it back to be able to get on the air and apologize.

[Feisty]

Yeah, that's been announced actually by, by reliable sources. Definitely.

[J.D.]

I think this. Okay, never mind.

[Feisty]

No, it has been but I mean I can't find it in anything that I'm looking at. But I think it may be be ahead of my curve because I've been busy for 48 hours.

[J.D.]

So his, his numbers have been down a long time. I think they took this Numbers don't.

[Feisty]

Make a damn in late night and you know that money doesn't make a.

[J.D.]

Damn in late night these days.

[Feisty]

Nobody's watching anyway. They're watching the stream later in the day.

[Mike Turley]

Oh yeah, they're gonna watch. He's gonna be on YouTube. His, he'll be fine.

[J.D.]

Oh, he'll be fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, he's got money. I think the guy wanted to retire. I mean I've talked to Corolla about this quite a bit fish really. And I don't. He bought a fishing lodge up in Idaho.

[J.D.]

Yeah, he's got cats.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just don't think we'll see.

[Mike Turley]

But it's the WTF money and you know, I don't care whatever I'm gonna, I can get a platform on YouTube because everybody's going there anyway, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell, I don't know if he wants a platform if he.

[Mike Turley]

Some of those people, they just like to be on tv.

[J.D.]

Perfect out for him.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hope Mike calls in, but I don't think he will.

[Mike Turley]

I doubt it.

[Feisty]

Kimmel's got a very almost Mr. Rogers approach to it. It's almost like he's, he's, he's like Jimmy Carter. He's almost like too nice for a job like that, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be back in a minute. Lightning rounds next. 8008-072348-00800 radio call in year, make, model, miles Average, rougher, clean. And I will bid your car on the air in the next segment on behalf of America's best car buyer. Sell us your [e-mail].

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show, presented by. Give me the VIN dot com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit him up right now.

[Announcer]

1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show.

[Mike Turley]

John, Lightning round. Did we lose? John.

[John Clay Wolf]

You there?

[Mike Turley]

John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Mike Turley]

Lightning round time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, sorry, eric. At San Diego 72 bug. It's got 900 miles, needs paint and a wiring harness.

[Caller]

Yeah, I went out and looked at the odometer, and it's 97 421. So I'm sorry about that. I tried correcting that, but no one was answering the phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where'd you get it?

[Caller]

I know that makes a big. I beg your pardon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where did you buy the car?

[Caller]

In San Diego.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long ago?

[Caller]

About 10 years ago. 15 years ago. It's not my daily driver, so it's mostly. And it's a project car, and I have a better car, so I haven't been driving it. And I just gotta. You know, I'm not. I. I don't have the desire to work on it anymore. So I'm trying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it run?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's got. It hauls butt. But it's the wiring harness. I had. I had a bug friend work on it, and so it runs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so, like right now, if you go start it up, can you drive it to our office in Anaheim or in. Or in San Diego? We've got one in Oceanside.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It will run. So, yeah, I might buy it for two grand. I mean, that's all it's worth. But it. If it runs and it's not wrecked, might be able to sell it for a little bit more to somebody, huh?

[Caller]

Dave, people love every time I drive it. You know that people always ask, what year is that? What year is that? I mean, it's a popular little car. Every time. I mean, literally every time I drive it to the gas station, someone asked me what year it's a popular little car. I just. I'm too old to be. If I was younger, man. I Baja out or something because it hauls butt.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I might buy it. I probably.

[Caller]

The thing of it is, is I don't have enough numbers on the. The VIN number that you guys. It doesn't in your computer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then. Then just go to GMTV garage. Go to GMTV garage. Click email. John There's a button right there on the front page. Email John and send it straight to me. But I need pictures. That's what I really need. And if you can take, if you take a video, take a video real quick of like under 60 seconds and just walk around and tell me what I'm looking at, shoot me the video of it and I'll get right back with you. Thank you.

[Caller]

All right, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234 names John Clay Wolf Buy cars in the air, I guess junk bugs today. Forgivemetheven.com be oh our classic and collector sales next week at Manheim Dallas. If you guys have been looking for a deal on a, you know, ten thousand to fifty thousand dollar collector car, I mean we have some, we've got a 600,000 dollar one too. A Jag XJ220. Is that what it's called? But grab a dealer and tell them to log into Manheim Dallas Lane 20. You know, they'll probably do it for five hundred or a thousand dollars and buy one because it's a dealer only sale. But we do it the last Wednesday of every month and we have 80 of them next week on top of our normal 700, so. Good place to get a wholesale collector car. Be right back.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting coast to coast. This is the the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit up the website for podcasts, merch and how to contact the crew. Oh, and while you're giving him the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Finger, give him the van.

[Announcer]

The John Clay Wolf Show.

[Mike Turley]

I live in LA now, which means I drive around all the time and I love driving because it means I get to listen to the radio. And by far my favorite thing to listen to the radio is Latin radio because those dudes are having the best time of anybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like.

[Feisty]

All right, let's take a caller first. Caller, you on the air.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Feisty]

We got a baby on the phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Feisty]

He's asking where are his baby sunglasses. First cover to correctly identify where the baby sunglasses are. We'll get the grand prize of an old pair of PAs.

[Announcer]

This is the world famous John Clay Wolf Show. Check out the podcast from coast to coast and [e-mail] you're listening to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

College football's Saturday. It is amongst us. Terry, I don't know if you got a TCU SMU update. I do not.

[Mike Turley]

Yes. TC's up 7 to 3 with 3 minutes left in the first quarter. In tech is up 7 nothing with 5 minutes left in the first quarter.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm winning that bet. I'M winning both of them. You might get two there. Yep. Finally. Football picks. Pro. What do we got?

[Mike Turley]

Well, there's just only one. We already. We can only do so much, John, here. I mean, you're in Vegas and you're just wanting to spend all this money. That's all you're about right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gambling. Gambling. What do you mean? There's only one NFL game.

[Mike Turley]

One that's worthwhile. Okay, it's the Ravens game. Trying to pull up my stuff here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who are they playing?

[Mike Turley]

Hold on a second. Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[Feisty]

El senor tien los dinero.

[J.D.]

What?

[Mike Turley]

All right, so Lions vs. Ravens.

[Feisty]

John wants his money.

[Mike Turley]

Monday night, Baltimore's favored by four and a half. I couldn't remember what the spread was. That's what I was trying to find. So, four and a half, Ravens favored. Run the ball. Baltimore likes to run the ball.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course.

[Mike Turley]

The Lions like to throw. Can you. I know you have a favorite here, John, because you. You know somebody.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know a guy that I've talked to on the phone a lot. I've never met him in person. My neighbor. And he's the father of the head coach of the Lions. But I'm not an idiot, and I do want to start winning back this $225 that I'm indebted to you for. So I'm going to take the Ravens with the spread.

[Mike Turley]

Four and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Mike Turley]

All right, John, we have to move the line.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Mike Turley]

Do you think the Ravens will win by six and a half?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Mike Turley]

All right, Take that, John.

[Feisty]

Attention, Elio Esmotoito.

[Mike Turley]

He's been obsessed, John, with this Hispanic radio all morning. All morning long. I mean, we should have. Where's our. What's his name? Juan. Juan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Juan Solo from Star Wars.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. Where's he at?

[Feisty]

Donde esta senor Starfighter?

[John Clay Wolf]

Juan, did. Were you a radio announcer before you got into the movies? Yes.

[Feisty]

I have done this many times. You probably know how. Hear me. I do this back in Arizona.

[J.D.]

Arizona, yes.

[Feisty]

I could not get a license.

[J.D.]

No license.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because. Because I was.

[Feisty]

How do you say? Undocumented.

[J.D.]

Undocumented.

[Feisty]

And this is. Okay. Many hours, let's say. But no, no. At the a. What do you say? The station with the. They have the house and the boots and the horses and the cowboy. The country. Country.

[J.D.]

Country. Not. Okay.

[Feisty]

I cannot say incorrectly, because I have done this before.

[J.D.]

Okay. The country stationary station.

[Feisty]

Thank you.

[J.D.]

Gotcha. Gracias.

[Feisty]

This is. Once I said encoding.

[John Clay Wolf]

I get it.

[Mike Turley]

That's how you got kicked off the country radio station.

[Feisty]

Let me Tell you how he said it.

[J.D.]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Feisty]

I could spell it for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Feisty]

Anyway, J see J seen your wolf. I have done the radio.

[J.D.]

It's done radio for a time.

[Mike Turley]

Country radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

How is the Mexican Star wars coming along? Y' all have been at this a while and I haven't seen it yet.

[Feisty]

It was. It seems like now a very long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boot.

[Feisty]

What has happened? It is the sequels. They have a we are nearly caught up to app. Did you know there are nine episodes in the real world? Oh, Georgia Lucas were.

[J.D.]

Yeah, of course.

[Feisty]

So we are now working on Ocho number 8C. Okay, I said we saw the Ocho. This is the one I need.

[John Clay Wolf]

Need.

[Feisty]

Where Literally. And don't. Please don't say this in front of anyone from my protoing company, okay? Because they will be worried. What's the word? Just you say mad.

[J.D.]

They're mad.

[Feisty]

They would be mad.

[J.D.]

They will be mad if we say this.

[Feisty]

It. It sucks. Is. No, nothing happened. Nothing happened for three and three quarters of an hour.

[Mike Turley]

Long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Feisty]

And we have a huge boji for this. We bought 40 new robots.

[J.D.]

40 new robots.

[Feisty]

See?

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Feisty]

At the Best Buy. At the Best Buy on the corner of La Sienna under clearance.

[J.D.]

Didn't know they sold them clearance robots.

[Feisty]

They were 94 off.

[Caller]

Damn.

[Feisty]

For $12,000 we bought four truckloads of these robots which we would make up a to be the. Do you remember the C3PO?

[J.D.]

Yes.

[Feisty]

We have 900 of them.

[J.D.]

Oh, geez.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Feisty]

And I walk and talk and come to you successor. This is you make a blackjack.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what they say.

[Feisty]

See? It's just no bueno. And the hookers.

[John Clay Wolf]

The hookers.

[Feisty]

Oh, the hookers. Okay, from the Alpena there is la very expensive hookers also drastically on sale.

[J.D.]

No.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, cheap hookers.

[Feisty]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Feisty]

14000 hookers residence at our studio home.

[Mike Turley]

14000.

[Feisty]

And 9th street. So the robots and the hookers they don't like live together very well. Okay?

[J.D.]

No, no.

[Feisty]

Because the hookers death hookers need the love.

[J.D.]

They need love.

[Feisty]

And robots, they don't hate women.

[J.D.]

They hate women. I did not know.

[Feisty]

See? And the. The hookers are the stormtroopers for the movie. And they all are armed to the teeth.

[J.D.]

Oh, to the teeth.

[Feisty]

To the teeth.

[J.D.]

To the teeth.

[Feisty]

Everything. There is not a single episode appliance in their home that is not as fixed with a 12 gauge of pump. Okay, it's not funny.

[J.D.]

It's a little funny.

[Feisty]

I know. This is a little racist. The Way you laugh at our hookers, but I understand. Resp.

[Mike Turley]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

A thank you. Thank you, Julo.

[Caller]

Wow.

[J.D.]

Can't wait for the movie to come out.

[Mike Turley]

Hookers versus Robots.

[J.D.]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn. That was a long way to get to the punchlines. But it was pretty good at the end. That's how it was there. Yeah. Hookers versus Robots in Mexico or in the desert. Can't wait. All right, what else we got? The news, J.D. ryan.

[J.D.]

Well, we have a. You can't be a drunk raccoon all day if you don't start first thing in the morning. Fermented peaches in a dumpster from a Kentucky moonshine distillery ended up getting a little baby raccoon drunk. We got to wrap it up, Bob.

[Mike Turley]

Can we hear this audio next?

[J.D.]

Oh, can we hear the audio next? You will not believe what this drunk raccoon does and says. When we come back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. John Clay Wolf is in Las Vegas, baby. So we'll be right back. Don't go away.

[Mike Turley]

He's jamming to this song here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, baby.

[Caller]

One by one, Twist my wrist.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got a new video coming up posted on our YouTube channel in 15 minutes. 12:00 clock on Saturdays is when we launch them, I think. Starting to get some traction finally, after two and a half years of working at it. Jesus Christ. I don't know if y' all have noticed.

[J.D.]

Yes, I have noticed.

[John Clay Wolf]

The numbers videos he's putting out are finally getting some real traction.

[J.D.]

Yeah, but, God, real numbers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we had one. We got one that's fixed to hit a million on a long form. It's like150,000 hours of watch time or something. That's good. But, God, that's a pain.

[J.D.]

I mean, getting there, figuring out.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, it takes a lot of those folks, like Mr. Beast. It took him a long time. I mean, it just doesn't happen overnight.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it doesn't. I mean, I was just about ready to throw in the towel because you're doing this. Like, why am I wasting my time doing this? This is ridiculous. You know, for, you know, 2,000 people to look at it. And. But now he's like, oh, now it's kind of motivating. Like, wow, how far can we take it?

[Mike Turley]

People from Maine find you at the casino all of a sudden.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, exactly. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800800 radio. Let's do Jeopardy.

[J.D.]

Oh, we never paid off on the raccoon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, go ahead.

[J.D.]

Really, really quick. Fermented peaches were found in the dumpster of this Kentucky moonshine distillery and got a baby raccoon drunk. Fortunately, there was a nurse handy to give the little raccoon cpr. Cut seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

So our health department is right outside of Kentucky Miss Moonshine.

[Caller]

They had put some fermented peaches in their dumpster, and I guess the two baby raccoons had got into the dumpster, and they were stuck. Everybody that was around was like, it's dead. I mean, it's just not gonna make it. Immediately, I just started doing CPR on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was tickled to death that it.

[Caller]

Was able to join its mom again. That poor little raccoon. I hope it stays out of the dumpster.

[J.D.]

Hi, baby. Oh, stay out the dumpster.

[Mike Turley]

Imagine dating that girl.

[J.D.]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good Lord, I'd rather talk to Terrence. The speech impediment. Seriously?

[J.D.]

Seriously.

[Mike Turley]

That voice.

[J.D.]

Do we have Jeopardy?

[Mike Turley]

It's time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry.

[Mike Turley]

Where's our host?

[J.D.]

He's coming in.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, there's the Bob of the host.

[Feisty]

Well, it must be time to test the pop culture IQ of our own John Clay Wolf show crew. There he is, all the way across the next time zone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Over.

[Feisty]

It's time to play wolf, everybody. Have you got something you want to say over there? I can't see, but I can hear you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's go.

[Feisty]

J.D. ryan's man on my left over there. We've got DJ Prek competing from inside the tech center here at the W6 Ranch Studios. Y' all want to hear your category?

[J.D.]

Yes, sir.

[Feisty]

Here we go. Category one, Dynamic Duos on Film, Famous Movie Partnerships. And category two, connect the letters fun with Obscure Acronyms. This ought to be weird. Quick programming note. Some answers will require more than one correct response, meaning players may end up sharing points rather than having to steal them.

[J.D.]

Who could that be aimed at?

[Feisty]

Y' all ready to play Jeopardy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Here we go.

[Feisty]

Category one, question one. Among a fairly large ensemble cast, the original Star wars prominently featured actors Anthony Daniels and Kenny Baker in the roles of these two droids, who featured quite prominently in the plot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sir. Ding, ding. Who is Art? Go ahead, Pre K. Okay, you got it.

[Mike Turley]

Who is C3PPO? What? C3PO and R2D2.

[Feisty]

That's correct.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, took me a second.

[Feisty]

Question two. Burt Reynolds co starred in a total of seven films with this portly comedic actor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ding, ding, ding. Who is Dom DeLuise?

[Feisty]

That's correct. Love him in all those movies. Question 3. Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson had a blockbuster hit with White Men Can't Jump. Not the case at all with this film, which was their last movie together and a certified flop.

[John Clay Wolf]

No clue.

[Feisty]

I don't know the one after White Men Can't Jump. No, it was bad. Correct answer is what is Money Train? Oh, Money Train. I didn't see it either. I just heard about it. In Category two, we go. In determining a target's location and movement, technicians use radio detection and ranging, represented by this acronym.

[Caller]

Ding, ding, ding.

[Feisty]

3K.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is radar?

[Feisty]

That's correct. Boys on Fire.

[J.D.]

I guess he is.

[Feisty]

Question 2. Before being acquired by General Motors Corporation, the GMC on GMC trucks could have stood for their previous manufacturer's name.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh.

[Feisty]

Y' all don't know this?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, and I should.

[Mike Turley]

Got 30 seconds.

[Feisty]

You're not GM, guys.

[Mike Turley]

Repeat it again.

[Feisty]

Correct answer is what is Grabowski Motor Company? GMC bought Grabowski back in 1902.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, one more.

[Feisty]

Question 3. If a CO worker unexpectedly shared some very personal information, you might call an example of fmtywtk, which stands for this. F, M, F, M, T, Y, E, W, T, K. I've never seen it either. They say it's prominent in Internet culture. Correct answer is what is Far more than you ever wanted to know. New to me too. And I got a bonus round. Question Category one. Clint Eastwood notably did a total of six films with this actress who happened to be his living domestic partner from 75 until 1988. Pretty little blonde gal.

[J.D.]

I can see your face. I just don't know.

[Feisty]

How about Josie Whale?

[J.D.]

Yep.

[Feisty]

Sudden Impact. Bronco Billy.

[J.D.]

Bronco Billy.

[Feisty]

Y' all know any of these? I can see her every which way but Loose. Every which way but Loose, where she sings and plays a guitar.

[J.D.]

I saw her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Correct.

[Feisty]

Her answer is, who is Sandra Luck? I'm still kind of in love with her.

[Mike Turley]

This is the lowest scoring game ever. Pre K is winning two to one.

[Feisty]

Well, that's just the way to go back to acronyms in category two for Double jeopardy. Double ding, ding, ding.

[J.D.]

What is tfm? What is that?

[Feisty]

In a certain kind of retail store, on a certain kind of small box that's too heavy for its size, you might find the acronym fmj, which means this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tmj. Yes.

[Mike Turley]

Not that.

[Feisty]

Fmj.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you spell this? Sucks.

[J.D.]

Fmj.

[Feisty]

You don't know this one?

[J.D.]

I do not.

[Feisty]

Correct answer is what is Full Metal Jacket?

[J.D.]

Damn.

[Feisty]

Almost Full Metal Jacket.

[J.D.]

Almost missed that.

[Feisty]

That's kind of ammunition. Don't you know?

[J.D.]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time back.

[Feisty]

InsideKicks stars. Animated blockbuster Monsters, Inc. Featured the exploits of working class monsters James Sully Sullivan and one eyed Mike Wazowski, voiced by these two award winning actors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Juice.

[J.D.]

I know one of them.

[Feisty]

Y' all ain't no. No. Monsters Inc. 20 seconds.

[J.D.]

Who's Ding Ding Ding? Who is John Goodman? And somebody else will give the other one El Socko.

[Feisty]

No, that's a point to J.D.

[Caller]

Ryan. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I get a point.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, you're gonna give him a point. All right.

[Feisty]

Who are John Goodman and Billy Crystal?

[J.D.]

Billy Crystal.

[Feisty]

That's probably the last cartoon I watched. My kids love that show.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we're gonna lose everybody in the central and mountain time zone there, cowboy.

[Feisty]

We got a winner. And I think it's D.J.

[Mike Turley]

That'S right. Two to one. To one.

[Feisty]

Neither.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike, how much time?

[Mike Turley]

Got one minute 45 seconds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I thought you said 20 seconds. Okay. Oh, I thought we were out. That's what I was trying to push. He says stop.

[Feisty]

Get off the train.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I got hate mail from Matthew Doy in Falls Church, Virginia. What about Juan Solo?

[Feisty]

No hate mail.

[John Clay Wolf]

He didn't like it.

[Mike Turley]

He lose a listener?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. You got no. Yeah.

[Feisty]

What's his name?

[John Clay Wolf]

Matthew Doatey. Docty. Doesn't matter. Okay, football. We've got the picks in. I'm gonna go to the sports book and watch the games today, which is awesome. I'm excited about that. Next week, all or some of us, I believe, are going to be at the Good Guys car show in Dallas Fort Worth at Texas Motor Speedway. And remember, log in our YouTube channel. We're fixing to roll a video out and it's a Talladega museum and there's a whole story there. It's pretty interesting. You might like it. And that that launches in just a minute on the John Clay Wolf YouTube channel. And we will be back here next Saturday live and in person. Thanks for tuning in. Remember, sell us your [e-mail] we also buy classic and collectors. You can plug those into GMTVCC. Give me the VIN Classic Collector, GMTVCC.com and Hot Rod Kyle will get a hold of that and get you hooked up. Appreciate it. Later. Your love is driving me crazy. Your love just takes me away.

[Feisty]

The John Clay Wolf show has been a presentation of. Give me the theven.com from the Westwood One Radio Network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hot sweet cherries on.