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From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio.
John Clay Wolf
Now.
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John Clay Wolf.
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Bubba, are you deaf? Am I deaf? I heard Turley say that you're deaf. I didn't mean. That's like calling people names.
Caller or Guest
What does that mean?
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I just heard say, well, you know, Bobbo's deaf. I didn't know you were deaf. If you're, if you, if you're deaf, we need to get you a CNI dog.
Caller or Guest
He's Here with me now.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
I'm right here.
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How are you guys? Is it a look over this way, Bob? That thing gets started pretty early in the morning and people already start showing up.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Oh, my God. People have been there since five. Really lined up.
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That's when you know it's an old.
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Credential center with their cool cars on their trailers. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
J.D. Ryan
Where are they at?
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They're at Good guys in car show in Texas Motor Speedway.
John Clay Wolf
Correct.
Caller or Guest
It's not cold and it's a bright sunshiny day.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Sun's right in our eyes. This is great. Near 35 if you're in Dallas Fort Worth and yet by chance don't know where Texas Motor Speedway is. It's 5:35 and 1:14.
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Huge.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
And this place is packed.
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Why are you breathing so hard, Bob? Oh, are you deaf? Ain't out of shape.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
You've been running around.
J.D. Ryan
You just got there, literally.
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Really? Why'd you get there so late? You're deaf and out of shape and late.
Caller or Guest
I'm here.
J.D. Ryan
He's like, you know what? I want to pull a John Clay wolf and show up right when the show starts. But I have all the equipment, so I'm gonna be really chance on it.
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Oh, wow.
J.D. Ryan
Oh, yeah.
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Well, that's good start. Couldn't be there. I was there yesterday. It was cool. We. We went and walked cars and drove around on the golf cart and did another video and. Good stuff.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
You're gonna put the video up today?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
No. I mean, nope. Can you edit it between now and you want to send it to me?
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
I'll just do it with my right hand while I'm reading news with my left.
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They're going to put it up and rubbing your biscuit. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. JD and Bob are at Good Guys car show and at Texas Motor Speedway in Dallas Fort Worth this morning. I was out there yesterday. It is inside the loop and it is. I don't know. He said there's going to be 3,000 cars there this weekend and huge car show. Swap meet. I did the swap meet. Do you have any Sanford and Son music? We need it, actually.
J.D. Ryan
I do. I pulled that today just for this.
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Did you really? Oh, yeah, yeah. There's a. There's a section that is. It's junkyard swap meet. It's interesting.
J.D. Ryan
It's an interesting culture, isn't it?
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These guys that are looking for parts for their builder car and, you know, it's hard. Jesus Christ, Bob. You might need to just take it I mean, your breath is so hard. It's, like, making me uncomfortable. Like, sexual. I can't. I can't hear me. It's sexual. It is so sexual.
J.D. Ryan
He's getting hot for these parts from the parts talk.
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See, you take these. You buy this old. Like, I saw a roller Camaro. 69 Camaro. No motor, no anything. Just. Just metal for 10,000. Now I see where all of our callers get their prices from. Is that better?
J.D. Ryan
Yeah, we don't hear him breathing now.
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And. Okay, good. He killed him. And. And then. But then you've got to find all the parts to put it together with, and that's why you dig around in the. In the infield of the swap meet and get the parts.
J.D. Ryan
A lot of overalls in the infield?
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Yeah, Yeah, a lot of everything in the infield. But it was. It was cracking me up. Some of the. I mean, it wasn't cracking me. It was just. Everybody puts, like, really high prices on things. So just, like, will you offer? Will you offer? Will you offer? Like, hey, you want. Make an offer? I was like, hey, Mr. Radio Man, I know who you are. You make an offer on this. It's like, you want $9,800 for a roller 69 Camaro. What are you offering? I ain't offering nothing. 500, right? I'm offering these cars, not that car, but I saw about six cars that just needed to go straight to Copart. Copart. Copart. Junk sale.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Junk sale.
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Yeah. Like a Ranger. Like a. I don't know, like a 2000. Like a 97 Ranger V6 splash, you know? But you couldn't even tell because there was no paint on it. Oh, no. Yeah. And there's just nothing. I don't know if it ran or not, but, you know, they only wanted 3. 800. Only. Only what you offered. I'm offering to get the hell out of here.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Radio man, you got your money with you.
J.D. Ryan
So you didn't buy any parts?
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Oh, God, no. The parts. No. You could buy parts there. It's just. Anyway, just have your negotiating shoes on. I think they'll negotiate. And everybody that knew who I was, that we talked to, you know, he's asking 39. Eight. Oh, I got 20 in it. Yeah. So why'd you mark it up 20 grand? Well, because, you know, you just never know. I mean, you never know that you're never gonna get it sold. I mean, just if you got 20 grand in it, why don't you ask 22. 5? Well, and then they'll want to cut Me from there? No. They'll probably come up and try to buy the damn thing because it's on the money anyway. We just have different opinions. It's. They just walked away. Yeah. I mean, no, it's just. It was just interesting. And Braden, the video guys, like, go, why don't you go over and look at that? And why don't we do this? I'm like, dude, that car. These cars are. We're never gonna get anything bought. We don't need. We're getting arguments. Bob, are you masturbating?
J.D. Ryan
He's. He's breathing heavy again.
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Abel. 07, 2500 Z71 with 133. You there?
John Clay Wolf
Yes, sir.
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What you offering, boy?
John Clay Wolf
Yes, sir.
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What you got? What you offering? What you got? What you offering?
John Clay Wolf
I'm not sure. I see around 88 grand for it.
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Well, it's in Pennsylvania, so tell me about the rust.
John Clay Wolf
It has a little bit on the rockers, but as far as the frame, it's pretty well on the frame. No raw. No rust on the frame.
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You said it's on the rockers. So the rockers have rust?
John Clay Wolf
Yes.
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Ouch. Why don't you come down here today? We can go down to the car show and find us some rockers. So it needs a thousand dollars worth of paint and body and. Hell, no. It needs more than that. We got to cut the rockers out. We got to re. Put them back in. I'm probably more like, I was gonna buy it until you told me about the rust. How bad is it seeing Sometimes, ladies and gentlemen, and no offense to you, Abel, please don't take this as well. Sometimes I have phone calls like this, like, where we're just a little bit of paint and body. We need to do little rockers, and we. The summit shows up, and, I mean, it's just falling apart. Just bad.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, yeah, I know that.
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Is yours like that?
John Clay Wolf
No.
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Okay. Have you ever had cancer?
John Clay Wolf
No.
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Rust is cancer. So funny. Rust is like. No, it's not. Rust is like cancer. So. So it spreads, right? And when you have some rust, then. And you pick at it, and it just keeps coming apart anyway. Put me down for six grand. Let me take pictures. And we're more interested in the rest and anything, so we got to figure out what we've got. But if it's not bad, I'd love to buy it. And I might. And I might give the eight. And I won't give the eight, but I might give it a seven.
John Clay Wolf
All right. Sounds good.
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Go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com Dorian, you're blind and deaf, but you could smell the restroom. You could smell the restroom you're in.
John Clay Wolf
Where'd the Rust Belt. But here's the interesting thing that happened. Dolly Parton bought the. The local amusement park is called Kennywood, and they close at 11. You know, it's like a family park.
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Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
So they tried to go between 11 and midnight and let people drink. They tried it two nights. There was fights, police.
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Over her boots.
John Clay Wolf
Unbelievable. One small change. One small change. You know, hey, here, you can drink here for an hour. Can't. Can't behave.
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It's like dialing on that carburetor. Just one click to the right, everything comes apart. So, see, they could drink from. Only, wait, wait. Start over. They opened the Dollywood park to drink from 11 to 12. One at night. One last hour.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. For the last. It closes for the. It's a family place. Great roller coasters. You know, Steeler drives and everything else, but they wanted. We'll try 11 to midnight. Let the people get drunk. Bad idea. Didn't work.
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Thank you for the update.
John Clay Wolf
Say again.
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Thank you for the update. How are your Steelers doing?
John Clay Wolf
They're over. They're over in Ireland. Big deal over there. Big, big show over there. I. I don't think they're gonna win.
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They're in Ireland this week.
John Clay Wolf
My advisor says eight games. I think they're only gonna win six. Wow.
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Is your advisor a topless dancer?
J.D. Ryan
Your advisor?
John Clay Wolf
No, no. He actually was a quarterback at Pitt. Dr. Robert Medwood. He's my best friend in life, and he. We hang together, we drank together, we smoked together, you know, every day, just about. But he was a quarterback at Pitt when my brother was on that team. And I was in graduate school at that time. At university, we're all Pittman. University of Pittsburgh.
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What do you smoke together?
John Clay Wolf
Marijuana.
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I'm sure he appreciates you announcing on national radio that he's a pothead. What's his name again?
J.D. Ryan
A doctor, too.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
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He just realized. Doctor, could you get me some of that medicinal grade marijuana?
John Clay Wolf
Hey, hey, hey. We're McKees Rocks guys.
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You know, we're.
John Clay Wolf
We're in the suburbs of Pittsburgh. We're allowed to do that.
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Good morning, wdve. Good morning, Dorian. Oh, real quick, Rick's. That's your home away from home. Rick's strip club. Did you see where they're under? Federal investigation is pretty heavy for bribing auditors. The IRS auditors, with lap dances and whores.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, bad mojo. That's all I can say.
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Were you there? Were you part of it?
John Clay Wolf
Not guilty. Not guilty. Not me.
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Because you're there a lot.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. Hey, girls, girls, girls. You know what? I'm blind and they like me.
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Thank you, Dory.
John Clay Wolf
They go out of their ways. They're all moms.
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All right. Thank you. They're all malls. Thank you, Dorian. They just loot his. His.
J.D. Ryan
He's got more stories there than if you wanted to spend a full hour with him. Yeah, you can get some stuff out of him.
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Dorian started going into speech impediment, Terrence mode a little bit. Did you notice that his stammer. That's very heavy this morning.
Caller or Guest
That's what I was thinking, man.
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I was listening. Like, which one am I talking to?
Caller or Guest
Dorian, how you doing.
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Pittsburgh? Pittsburgh, you're on line four. Pittsburgh, you're on line four. What you got?
John Clay Wolf
Yes, sir. Just wondering when you guys can come to Pittsburgh here. Would love to see you.
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Come here.
John Clay Wolf
Love your show. Love everything about you guys.
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We need to do a listener party. The last time I was going to do one, it got canceled because of a. Because of a cross dresser comment. I didn't know you guys were so sensitive up there. Why are you so sensitive?
John Clay Wolf
No, we're not. We're not. We're regular working class people. I own a couple businesses and everything. We love listening to you. Our regular radio up here is really, really going to heck in a hand basket. But man, we would love to see you come up here. And there's a ton of car enthusiasts that watch you and listen to you up here. Max Motive up there north of the city has a beautiful collection. I don't know if you know that fella or not. No, he does a lot of buying of stuff. Max Motive.
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It's called Charlie. We should do it. We should do it. We should do a remote in Pittsburgh in the. In the cold and the snow outside.
J.D. Ryan
I don't know about cold and snow. I don't think that's a great idea.
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8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Love, hearing the love from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. WDVE, one of the best rock stations in the United States of these Americas. The lightning round is next. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio is the call in number. Give me year, make, model, miles, average rough or clean, and rust or no rust if you're up in the Rust Belt. We'll be right back.
Announcer/Producer
Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevent.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.
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Roger in Pittsburgh. Good morning. You've got a 23T bucket rod Ford. So it's, it's. Is it titled as a. As a t. Did they even have titles back then?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, it's special construction title in Pennsylvania.
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Right. And what motor's in it?
John Clay Wolf
It's a 355 Chevy. Aluminum heads, intake 750 demon carb. Got a turbo 350 automatic with a 2000 stall. Has a cut down 8 1/2 inch Ford with four 11 palazzi.
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A lot of them had Jaguar transaxles, rear ends. Right.
John Clay Wolf
You can put anything you want in it. But this has a 8 1/2 inch board.
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I've got one out here that I bought for 15 that has Jag, but it was. It was. You said no hood, so. No, no hood, no fenders.
John Clay Wolf
It's. It's open engine. Yeah. The great big fat rear tires, professionally painted frame body, professional interior, gray nog. Hide the exteriors.
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I may buy do this. Can you take some pictures or in a video and go to give me. Go to. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. And managers, whoever gets this one, make sure that you send me a link to it because I want to see it. But we'll try to buy it.
John Clay Wolf
I like it. It's a very good looking car. Pearl indigo. I'm real dark. Everybody thinks it's plum crazy, but it's darker and gray interiors. It's. It's sharp.
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Thank you.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, I got bad health and I just want to liquidate it. Give my kids some money.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Okay, I'll. We'll probably make a deal here. I'll just have somebody contact you. I've got your phone number right here. I'll just take a picture of the phone number, send it to a guy and him contact you right now. Thank you.
John Clay Wolf
That would be good.
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All right. Later, man.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
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All right. Mitch. Tulsa. What's up, Mitch and Tulsa? Dan in Arizona. What's up? Dan in Arizona? Hi. Good morning. Hey, Dan. Hold tight. I've got. I've got to play a song real quick and then I've got to come right back. I forgot the. The red lights blinking at me. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf. It is Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, September. September 27, 2025. And it's a beautiful day outside in Texas. And I hope it is all around the country. Where all you good people are listening. Florida to LA to Pittsburgh, to Denver, to Kansas City, to everybody. Tulsa. We'll be right back.
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This is the John Clay Wolf show. Check out the GMTV Garage YouTube channel. Complete live video stream@jcwshow.com.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
I read a.
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News article recently where they said top.
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Geologists believe Miami, Florida will be completely underwater in 25 years.
John Clay Wolf
Gone.
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That's insane.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
That there's going to be history classes where they're teaching kids about the lost city of Miami.
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Eventually a student's going to be like, hey, what were the people doing as their city just slipped into the sea? Cocaine and rollerblading.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Awesome.
John Clay Wolf
There.
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There are a lot of pool parties with DJs, Adam. That's it.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Just makes me wonder if Atlantis was the douchebag city before it went underwater.
Announcer/Producer
And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by GiveMeThe Vin.com Check out the podcast at jcwshow.com TJ in Pittsburgh.
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This is the Pittsburgh. This is the Pittsburgh show this morning. What were you saying? I was reading the notes. It says that you saw me buy a car at Barrett on. On TV.
John Clay Wolf
Yes, sir. Yeah, my dad. 68 Chevelle, butternut yellow.
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Oh, yeah. So did you. Did I buy it from y'? All?
John Clay Wolf
No, he sold it to a friend of his who got it ready to.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Send it to Barrett.
John Clay Wolf
But we watched it all the way down and watched it go across the block. And it was just really cool to see somebody appreciate it. And we saw it on your YouTube video later on. We followed it. He let that server drive it, and she spun it out on the road. We got a kick out of that.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
That's right. What I get for that car? 50 grand?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, something like that.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
What is your friend give y'? All?
John Clay Wolf
What's that?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
What did Yalls friend pay you?
John Clay Wolf
I think he paid him 38.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I think he paid him 32. Cuz I saw the receipt in the glove box maybe. Right? So I only gave 20,000 more. So maybe I'm a better friend than he is. Next. Next time y' all want to sell a car, Next time y' all want to sell a car, go to give me the vin. Skip your real Skip. Skip your skip your friend. Call your real friend. We're $20,000 better.
John Clay Wolf
I'll let him know.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
All right. Thank you.
J.D. Ryan
Damn.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Hey, he's got to do something. Those speakers, guys, you got to fix those speakers. You got to turn them off. You got to get them further away from the thing. We're not going to have a Re. We're not going to loop back like this. Drive you crazy. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Leonard. Pittsburgh. Another Pittsburgh. Good morning.
John Clay Wolf
Morning. Hey, I just got into into the F150 that I was going to sell you guys last year, but we kind of had second thoughts about it because it was either this or radio Mitsubishi Mirage for me to drive around and, you know, let's face it, which would you rather drive, an F150 or a Mirage?
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A Mirage is a stripper car, so I'd rather drive the Mirage. 800-800-7234. J.D. ryan, you got Florida news.
J.D. Ryan
J.D. ryan, you paying attention?
Caller or Guest
J.D. ryan is visiting with.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Sorry.
J.D. Ryan
We're doing a show, guys.
Caller or Guest
A couple of classic car people tell.
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Them the whole time, okay? The brakes are the best.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Oh, we doing the news.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah, yeah.
J.D. Ryan
Florida news.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Sorry.
John Clay Wolf
Now, from North America's own land down.
Caller or Guest
Under, it's time for Sunshine State News.
John Clay Wolf
With your certified lifeguard, J.D.
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Ryan.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
We're at the Good Guy car show out here. Texas Motor Speedway. People are walking by. This is fun. We're right by the barbecue place. God, this is great. All right, but speaking of Florida, cry.
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For the fat man.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Yeah, it's Roy Hutchins barbecue. That's delicious. All right, so self proclaimed. I love this part. Self proclaimed homeless male model out of Florida was caught intimately touching himself in front of some other folks at a Starbucks.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
What?
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Why wouldn't you? In Jacksonville. In Jacksonville. Now, here's a clip from the lady who was able to record the whole thing. Of course, you take your phone out and record it as she got the report firsthand. Number nine.
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It's disgusting.
Caller or Guest
I don't want to ever go back.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
And it'll always be in the back of my head.
J.D. Ryan
Always in the back of my head.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Huh?
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
I'm never going back to Starbucks ever, ever, ever. They're closing a bunch of Starbucks.
Caller or Guest
Did you catch that, Turley?
J.D. Ryan
Oh, I did.
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I'm a little confused. I didn't catch. There's a fastball back of my head.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Always be the.
J.D. Ryan
Fondling himself at a Starbucks.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Homeless male mom.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Oh, she likes it.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Touching himself. And she liked it.
J.D. Ryan
And it's always going to be in.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
The back of her head. You're dirty.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
A Florida man, Charlie James Chapman Jr. Arrested when he was caught shining. Never ever do this. Shining a green laser at airplanes and helicopters that were trying to land in Sarasota. Here's some audio that was caught between the deputies on the ground. By the way, they have the radar. They can see you. They're gonna find you and it's. It's a felony. Actually. This is between the guys on the ground and the helicopter and the big standoff here. Cut number 10.
John Clay Wolf
He's hitting up for the laser right now. So you guys go ahead and if you're close, I have the subject that's been hitting with the laser. You were covered by the tower freak. What was your comment? No, they're already in on foot. Standby. I said. You around the building. That forklift's backing up. If you can hear it moving, he's the one driving them. K9, get here, please. K9, 221, what's your 1052? He should have a green laser, something that makes a green laser on him.
J.D. Ryan
K9, find the guy with a green laser.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
And they did. That was kind of cool because you're watching it on the flir, the. The radar out of the helicopter and his dog got him. Dog got the. The laser as well. Those were our two Florida stories.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
JD I got a flying story for you.
J.D. Ryan
Oh, I love it.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
You love.
Caller or Guest
Now it's time for plane talk with your captain, J.D.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Ryan. Yes, I'll protect the innocent, so. Well, not so innocent, but. But so I don't drop any names. But so get this. This guy I know pretty well, he and another fella are on a citation trip. They're pilots, right?
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Okay.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
And they take the passengers to Florida, then Oklahoma City, then go to Houston for whatever reason, and they're coming back from Houston empty and they're arguing from Miami to Oklahoma and Oklahoma to Houston and finally in Houston because the other guy just had surgery two days before and he was whacked out on pills and his radio call sounded like he was drunk. Oh, geez. The co pilot.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
The co pilot, Yep. The copilot citation.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yep. So the other fellows like, listen, get your ass in the back of the plane, get away from me. And I'm flying us back from Houston. Now this is a two, two pilot plane. So this is where he made a big error. He said, either you get in the back and get away from me and shut up or I'm going to just leave the plane here. Because that guy's not typed to fly the citation as a pilot in command. The other guy wasn't. He was a co pilot, so. Or I'm gonna commercial home and you can get your damn plane home however you want. And because the guy also managed this airplane. The co pilot managed the airplane that they were flying. So homeboys flying the plane back. The pill Heads in the back seat, sleeping. And they bellied it into Redbird Airport. Geez.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
No.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yep.
John Clay Wolf
Wow.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yep.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Did we forget our landing gear?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
We forgot our landing gear. And then the guy in the back said, you never saw me. And he takes off and he gets an Uber and. And this was. This was September 6th. And nobody's seen or talked to him since.
J.D. Ryan
He just left.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
He left.
J.D. Ryan
I left the seat.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Hang on, it gets better. And then the other fella, who's pretty heavy, pretty heavy. The main pilot is sitting there and so upset he has a heart attack. Oh, no, not a real one. But. But enough. And he had to go to the hospital. It was just an absolute weird mess. And nobody really. So the question is, is, is he going to get in trouble with the FAA for not having a copilot?
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Boy, that's a really good question. If. Yeah. As to who I was trying to be responsible and fly without the guy who's up on pills.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Right.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
The guy just ran away. That's.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
He's gone. Like he's been gone for 20 days. Like really gone. Like, I verified this. I'm in this community of these people and like, come on, come on. Somebody's talk to him. No, no, no. He's like a fugitive running from the law.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Oh, my God. I mean, pilots are normal. They're responsible people. Right? Not.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Not this one. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars and radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com. oh, yeah.
Announcer/Producer
We're back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Go to jcwshow.com for the fastest growing podcast in the U.S.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
We'Re live from Texas Motor Speedway. It's the good guys Rod and custom car show for the John Clee Wolf radio show. Bob Oz out here. I'm J.D. ryan and of course John Clay Wolf back in the studios. Place is amazing. It's so cool. If you're anywhere in the vicinity of North Texas, for that matter, Texas Motor Speedway, you know where it is. Come on out. There's thousands and thousands of thousands of amazing hot rods and customs.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
The weather.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Come on out and see.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Spot on today.
John Clay Wolf
Perfect.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
It's so perfect. It's not hot, wind's not blowing, the sun's in our face.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I'm looking at the screen on our video channel. It looks like I'm sitting there with y'.
John Clay Wolf
All.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
It really does.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
It does kind of look like you're sitting there.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
So you see, just. Just lie to everybody and tell them I'M there.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
John is here running around. He's right in front.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
For the rest of the day, don't even say I'm not there because nobody.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Will say you're not there.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah, okay. All right. Dan in Arizona. I'm here at the Good Guys in Texas Motor Speedway. Where are you?
John Clay Wolf
We're. We're in Lake Havasu, Arizona.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah. What's on your mind, bud?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, I was wondering if you guys. Wondering if you guys ever make it out here.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I'm coming. I'm coming out there week after next to Scottsdale. How far is that from Havasu?
John Clay Wolf
Nice. Maybe three hours.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
No, I'll just walk it. Hey.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
How did you find us? Because how did you find our show? It says, longtime fan. Do we ever come out to Lake Havasu? How did you find our radio show?
John Clay Wolf
I'm actually from Pittsburgh. I listen for My Heart on tv.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
All right, perfect. Well, have a good one, bud. Thank you. Thank you for tuning in.
J.D. Ryan
It's a Pittsburgh show this morning.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
It's a Pittsburgh show this morning. Wdve. That's amazing. All about Pittsburgh. How are the Steelers, Charlie? I haven't kept if they lost or did they win? A nail biter a week ago.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah. Aaron Rodgers doesn't look too bad. They play the Vikings. They're 2 and 1 right now. So he's been decent. I mean, he's got seven touchdowns, three interceptions. He's not like the old Aaron Rogers, but he's better than he was the past couple of years with the Jets.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Do the Vikings still have that Philly cheerleader?
J.D. Ryan
Philly cheerleader? What do you mean?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I don't mean Philadelphia. I mean like Philly. Like a. Oh, a male cheerleader. A female cult. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yes.
J.D. Ryan
The male cheerleader's still there, but he's just real, like, really feminine.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Over the top.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
What was the guy's name on Saturday Night Live? The. The gay one?
Caller or Guest
Mango.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Mango.
J.D. Ryan
Oh, Mango.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Oh, my God. Here we go. Oh. Go team. Go boys. Yes. I mean, he's just like, whoa. Why would they. I mean, why'd they do that?
J.D. Ryan
I don't know.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
They're just making a point.
J.D. Ryan
It's all over now.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Inclusive. It's inclusive.
J.D. Ryan
High school sports. High school sports have it too now. I mean, I was at a high school.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Have what? The game.
J.D. Ryan
Have a male cheerleader. That's not a yell eater. Don't get to the A. M. Thing saying, oh, no, that's not. That's a yell eater. It's different. This is an actual male Cheerleader.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Is he flamboyant? Do his feet touch the ground when he walks?
J.D. Ryan
He's on his toes always.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Okay.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Yes, it's on his toes.
John Clay Wolf
Wow.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
So that's the new gig.
J.D. Ryan
That's a new gig. I mean, it's like, almost. I think I've been to three games just in different. Even in Indiana. And they had a male cheerleader on their squad in high school. It's just the new thing. And I thought. I remember because our high school. This is back in 95, we had. We had a male cheerleader. It was, like, really controversial.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
This friend of mine was telling me a story about his sister that turned gay. And she was dating this guy for a while, engaged to him, and they were pretty good friends. And he said when they were at the golf course, the guy needed to take a leak, and he just pulled it out at the bottom of his shorts. Huh. And peed like that. And they were long shorts.
J.D. Ryan
Wow.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
And when his sister was. She broke up the engagement. She was telling the family that they're gay. Said, you know, I've really tried this, and it just makes me. I just don't like it. It's making me uncomfortable. And he was like, I bet. So he's like, I think you're trying the wrong thing. I mean, you're breeding a horse.
J.D. Ryan
She didn't want to take one for the team anymore, huh?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
No. Maybe she didn't know any different. He's like, it's not all like that, sis. Y' all maybe go. Go try something a little more normal out the bottom of your shorts.
John Clay Wolf
Wow.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Jesus Christ. Long shorts? Like Bermuda shorts. Sounds like on the golf course. We're not talking about Mango's little short floppers.
J.D. Ryan
I mean, down to the knee.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Down to the knee. Wilbur, come in the room.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
I don't like that.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Who? Nobody. Hey, speech impediment. Terrence, what you got?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, well, okay. The thing is, they double my dose of cerecoil. That's why I'm up late. I like to say hello to the people in wgb. I will. I went to the olive picnic, and we went to Kennywood a lot. I thought that was a great thing. It was so fun. They had a thing called the Log Jammer.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
Huh. Well, anyway, I was saying about Trump and his trumpet bears.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Terrence, you got. You got to turn your radio down in the background, by the way. And maybe she didn't know any different.
John Clay Wolf
There you go. I turned it.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Thank you.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, you can't hear it.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
So we've gone from the Log jam in saying hello to Pittsburgh, to Trump something.
John Clay Wolf
What about Trumpy bears? Yeah, they're reborn Christian bears. I wanted a Trump bear so bad. I never got Trump, but someone got me a little Bible.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Can you do a fake cry over your Trump bear?
John Clay Wolf
Huh?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Can you do a fake cry over your Trump bear like a donkey? Sounds like my friend's former brother in law.
John Clay Wolf
It was a girl having a seizure at the bus and all the Spanish people were pointed, like speaking in Spanish. I'm like, why don't you call the ms? She's having a seizure. I'm like, boing. I got a phone on me. So I called EMS and you know, they gave me instruction on what to do. And I'm like, yeah, hold her head place down that way. I'm like, okay, I'll do that. I didn't go nerve because she always like, yeah, I want you. I want you. Feed me. No food. I've seen her mother. Rosie.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
What did that have to do with a bunch of Spanish people?
John Clay Wolf
What?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
You mentioned a bunch of Spanish people. Why Spanish people?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, they're great. They're so nice. I like them all.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
But why was it where. All right, thank you, Terrence. Wow, Speech impediment. Terrence is definitely high this morning. He's having a big day. Holy crap. I don't know what I just heard.
J.D. Ryan
He saved somebody.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I heard that all the Spanish people wouldn't do anything. I don't know.
J.D. Ryan
But somebody was having to Spaniards. I don't know, man.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Sir, minus walking the Appalachian Trail. Where are you? So for guys, I'll reset. We've got a caller that calls in once a week and he is walking from Maine to Georgia on the Appalachian Trail for the past several months. How many miles a day are you covering?
John Clay Wolf
Anywhere from 15 to 2018 is that perfect sweet spot where I'm not too tired and I feel like I've done a great day. I'm in. I'm at Small Axe Farms right now just outside the Shenandoah National Park. Park. I just did like a little work per stay so I could have some time to chill in the bed. I cut some grass, picked up some shingles. A few days ago I did a work for stay where I picked up a whole bunch of walnuts for two hours. And you know, I've been kind of doing work for stays to keep myself in a bed every other night.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Are you still moving or did you stop because last week you were at a commune?
John Clay Wolf
No, I was.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Sounds like they hooked you.
John Clay Wolf
No, I'm still. Still Moving. I'm still moving. I go from place to place. But these hostels that are along the trail, they have work for stays that they let you do instead of having to pay for a bed for the night.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
All right, so Shenandoah National Forest. It sounds like you're getting closer to Georgia. Oh, yeah.
John Clay Wolf
Every day. The. I'm gonna be in Virginia for a whole month. It's 550 miles. So if anyone wants to come and join me on the trail that's listening. I'm going down south, and I'll be just south of the Shenandoah national park in the following week. John, do you. So there's a thing on trail, John, it's called Trail Angels, and they provide trail magic. People just show up and they provide food and help the hikers and get to meet them and hang out with them. Do you guys think that you'll be in Virginia, North Carolina, Tennessee, or Georgia?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
No, I'm not. I'm not going to join Forrest Gump on his walk across America. I mean, we've been doing this with you for six weeks now, and now you're trying to drag my ass into it. I'm out. Oh, no.
John Clay Wolf
I just want to meet you at a bar like you do for the college football stuff.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Okay, we'll do something. I've got a heart out in five seconds. I got a boogie. Thank you for the update. We will talk to you next Saturday. Hey, how do they find you online? Real quick.
John Clay Wolf
JCW hikes the at.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Oh, he's changed it.
J.D. Ryan
Wow.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Jcw Hike. Hike or hikes. Plural.
John Clay Wolf
Hikes.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Plural.
John Clay Wolf
Hikes.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
The AT on Instagram and AP is for Appalachian Trail. JCW hikes the ap. JD we add that to our Facebook page. Thank you, guys. Good luck. I'm glad that you named your journey after us. I'm plattered. That's awesome. Be right back.
Announcer/Producer
Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now, 800, 800 radio. And check out the podcast@jcwshow.com now. John Clay Wolf.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
John Wolf and the whole show out here at Texas Motor Speedway. Good guys. Actually, the good guys Rod and custom show. Thousands and thousands of amazing cars out here. Beautiful day. Couldn't beat it. If you're by chance listening to us in North Texas, come by and see us. Texas Motor Speedway i35, near 114. You can't possibly miss it. It's like the size of a city. Come out and see us. We'll be here at least till noon. Barbecues firing up. We got T shirts for sale right next to.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
To us here.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
People keep coming. Hey, man, can I buy a T shirt?
John Clay Wolf
Yes.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Go buy one over there.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
We're working on the merch, people. We're getting our merch straighten out, by the way.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Are we really?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Are we gonna change it?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I've been working on that this week. Hey, there's somebody that wrote me. You can go to JCW show and click email. John, it does go to me. And they asked when our car show is. It's going to be November 15th in Walnut Springs. You can go to Walnut Springs rally.com and JD if you put. If you'll put that on the Facebook, I'd appreciate it. Just plug that. Put that Walnut Springs rally so people can go in there and start registering. 800-800-723-4. Tim in Ohio wants to know why we put speech impedimentarians on the radio when we can't understand him. Tim, you don't. You there. Hello? Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
Yes.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Why do you hate speech impedimentarians?
John Clay Wolf
Well, you guys just said you didn't understand a word he said. I don't think anybody listening understood what he said. You just wasted time. The guy's an idiot.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Thank you. Tim in Ohio. He. He's not an idiot. He's just speech impeded. And we're. We're.
J.D. Ryan
You're giving him a platform?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I'm giving him a platform. You got to give everybody a platform.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
He said they doubled up on his Seroquel and he wants a Trumpy Bear. What's hard to understand?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
And then he went into some other rants.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Yeah, there was other stuff.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
So we've got a guy that's marching across the country in our honor now. Jcw. What is it called? Hikes. Ap.
J.D. Ryan
Yep. Jcw Hikes. The ap.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
The ap. JD did you get that put on our Facebook?
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
I haven't got it yet.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
A little behind.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Go ahead. He's a little busy getting it. It's okay. You want the truth?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yes.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
We're out here. The sun is in my eyes and I can cannot see my computer screen. So it's very difficult, but I am doing it.
J.D. Ryan
Not complaining, are you?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
So speech impediment. Terence calls in blind. Dorian calls in. I'm sure Joe Exotic from prison is going to call in here in a minute. We have an interesting. We have an interesting category of folks here. Did you watch the TCU game last night, Turley?
J.D. Ryan
I did not. I saw the. That they lost there at the end of the field goal. Arizona State won that game. So I did see the end of. Now I'm drawing a blank. Not Arizona State, but State.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah, in Virginia.
J.D. Ryan
And did you see how fast Virginia's fans rushed the field when they won the game in double overtime?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
No, I was watching the tcu.
J.D. Ryan
I've never seen a crowd rush. I mean, like as soon as the ball was incomplete, really, they were on the field, like halfway through. It's like, it's almost encouraged. I think they were telling him, you know what, everybody line up, get into sprinter stance. As soon as it's incomplete, hit the field. There was a guy for Virginia that just disappeared. I hope he's alive right now because it looked like he could have got trampled. It was, it was. It was quite a feat. If you want to stream it, just go online. You'll see it on there.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
So maybe he's that missing pilot.
J.D. Ryan
Maybe.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We've got backtracks. I don't think I want to do that right now. What have you got in the news, Jay?
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
We got strange things happening in Connecticut. Connecticut's estate. You don't really think there would be a problem with marrying your first cousin.
Caller or Guest
But apparently there is.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Apparently it's a big thing there. A law is just beneficial.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Is that right?
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
In Connecticut, if you want to marry your first cousin, you only got about a week to do it. You want to hurry up because in a week it becomes illegal. Here's some people in the state talking about the brain. Brand new law. You can't marry your cousin, number one.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
It's pretty wild. I mean, I would have never thought about marrying my first cousin. It didn't really enter my mind. But, you know, hey, whatever floats your boat. I did get married, not to my cousin, though, last year. Hi, honey. It's just so wrong because of the birth defects.
John Clay Wolf
I think people love who they love and the government should have no say in that.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Different strokes for different folks. But you know, it's gonna mess up the DNA a little bit if you start mixing and crossing those wires. Call in right now. This is an emergency. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I want to hear about first hand knowledge of people marrying their first cousins. I'll listen to a second cousin story, but I'm really more interested in first. Do you remember the scene in the Wolf of Wall street when he was talking about marrying his first cousin? Oh, yeah. And he was like. And like, what were you going to do if the kid had problems, he said, well, we're just going to drive it out into the woods and just leave it there. God. Do you not remember that?
J.D. Ryan
Oh, yeah.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
It was the funniest scene ever. They're talking about doing another wolf of Wall Street. DiCaprio said he wants to do another one.
J.D. Ryan
Oh, like continue a continuation of the story.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I don't know how it would, but.
J.D. Ryan
Well, he's got a. He does a whole bunch of stuff right now.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
He's just a con man.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah, exactly.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Just a good old con man. Straight up, good old fashioned con man. Lot of them out there. That guy that I bought all those Corvettes from got arrested in Miami. They took him off his yacht. Video of it of the. Of the sheriff's department banging on this monster, like 150 foot yacht. Door come out, police, they tow it away. They impounded his. His yacht. Con man. Con man.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Oh, he's okay.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Just. He was straight forever. And then he went con man and started hustling people on business deals saying, invest with me, invest with me, invest with me. And then they get all this money and they start living this crazy lifestyle. Same thing that Jordan Belfort did. He wasn't a stock trader. He was a con man.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Also the guy that did the Fire Festival.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yep. Con man.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Con man. And he came around trying to do.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
It again, and he'll get it done again because people love to fall for cons. It's the damnedest thing.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
They're rich kids and they have a lot of money and a lot of time.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Are they doing it?
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
They tried to set it up, and I believe it got killed in the. In the early stages.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
So I hear the. The At Texas Motor Speedway right now at Good Guys Festival. So they've got a NASCAR on the track. I hear it running. It's not a normal car.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Lots of them, and they're driving by. Yeah, they're taking them out there right now.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
We.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
I'm gonna get somebody to come over here and talk to us about their cars. Some of these cars are amazing. Just beautiful. Yeah. You hear the NASCAR in the background?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah, I was out there all day Yesterday was awesome. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Turley, who. Who's the big game today?
J.D. Ryan
Oh, you want to do picks or just the tease of a.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Picks, whatever.
J.D. Ryan
I mean, there's enough. There's a. There's a lot of great games today for college football.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
We can get started. We could do half now.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah. So last week. John, you did well.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Thank you.
J.D. Ryan
You Made a comeback.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Well, I actually slowed down and thought about it and I did not. Like a lot of times, I pick the town that has our most listeners in, so I don't make them mad knowing that that's the wrong pick. But last week I said, I don't care. I'm gonna come back.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah. You were down 225 and now you're only down 125.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
That's good.
J.D. Ryan
You went, what, you head to head. Five games. You won three out of the five.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
So.
J.D. Ryan
So good job.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Thank you. It was.
J.D. Ryan
I mean, I, I was worried. I thought I was going to get swept on those games. So the big games, the first one we want to hit up is at 2:30 Central Time on ABC. Number four, LSU. At number 13, Ole Miss.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
That's going to be so fun. I've got a friend there right now.
J.D. Ryan
Oh, really?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah.
J.D. Ryan
I heard the, the tailgating is amazing there.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
It's the best.
J.D. Ryan
I had a friend that went there, he said, what's the line?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Is it a push?
J.D. Ryan
Well, it is one and a half point favor for Ole Miss just because.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
So, because they're home.
J.D. Ryan
And that's really, that's not a. That's really not a favorite if you.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Think about it, because you usually get three points.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah. Ole Miss has got a backup quarterback that's doing really well right now. He's a run pass kind of guy. But LSU's defense, I mean, have you seen them?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
They're great.
J.D. Ryan
Oh, it's really good.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yep.
J.D. Ryan
So, John, does the LSU defense hold Ole Miss?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah, I'll go with the, The Tigers. Tigers. I mean, it's just my team anyway.
J.D. Ryan
So I, I have a. I'm kind of the same way because Ole Miss doesn't show up for big games and this is a big one.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
And I was there for big game versus A&M two years ago in the Grove and they showed up.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah, but I mean, A and M wasn't. I don't know. There's a different story. They're not two years ago. They're okay.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Oh, because your kid wasn't enrolled there yet?
J.D. Ryan
No, exactly.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yes, because he wasn't enrolled there yet.
J.D. Ryan
I agree with you. I think LSU's D is gonna stop him and upset him.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Hey, let's get to some more pics in a minute because we've got a Marrying Cousin story on. Loud. Good morning, Tom in Florida.
John Clay Wolf
Hey, how's it going?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Good. You're on the air.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. Got a, Got a friend of the family down in Mississippi and his name is Jimmy I remember, I don't recall the cousin woman, name, but go ahead. Yeah. They, they got married, had had a child, and I mean, the kid came out kind of messed up.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah. Couple hands or extra hands.
John Clay Wolf
I cross. You know, I, I point in one direction and I guess I haven't seen him in years, but, you know, disabilities, so. Yeah.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Next on the main stage, it's your favorite dancer. Disability.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
But is he mad? Is he, is he cognitive or is he, like very under the weather?
John Clay Wolf
No, he's slow. He's slow. He's got, he's got issues. And I mean, I, I thought when they got together, I'm like, man, I was just telling my wife, too, before they had the kid, I said, man, I hope they have kids. I. Things all right? Sure enough. I mean, remember that guy? I can't remember the. The actor, but he had always the one eye that kind of pointed the other direction.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
From Saturday night live, the one that's on the Adam Sandler movie. Yep.
John Clay Wolf
That's how this kid's gonna end up. I mean, it's just.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
There you go, Tom, in Florida, firsthand, firsthand knowledge. There's a reason that it's against the law to marry your cousin.
John Clay Wolf
Cars.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I am, but I'm out of time. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and I'll. The. The computer will automatically do it. It'll automatically do it right there in. Our buyer will contact you via text and y' all can negotiate it out. And we love buying cars@givemetheven.com sell us yours today. Also, RVs, we buy RVs, travel trailers, buses, coaches, and classic and collector cars and motorcycles. And this show is also brought to you by Gordon Boswell flowers. Around the corner or across the country, Gordon Boswell flowers is your hookup. Call in right now. We're going to do the car bid thing starting right now. Don, I see your a Rover. We'll go. We'll start with you, but go call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Give me a year. Make, model, miles, Average, Rougher, clean. Going into the lightning round. My name is John Clay wolf. Be right back. Like you want to, but it just might come back and haunt you later on. Show mama when she comes.
Announcer/Producer
Now back to the John Clay wolf show, presented by givemethevent.com hit him up right now, 1-800-800-radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
And this is the lightning round. Tony in Clearwater, Florida, you've got a 17 Porsche 911 Turbo.
John Clay Wolf
Yes. Automatic.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
How many miles?
John Clay Wolf
3,000, believe it or not.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I like that. What color?
John Clay Wolf
Oh, I don't remember. She's in California, so I'm waiting for her to get over here. She's transporting it over. God, I can't remember what color.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I mean, if you want to sell it, if you hadn't moved yet. I'm just buying California. We've got offices all over California. So is it a turbo or Turbo.
John Clay Wolf
She's.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Who's she?
John Clay Wolf
Turbo.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Okay.
John Clay Wolf
Who's My wife.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Okay. And she's in California and she's bringing it back?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, she's. She's German, so her command of the English language isn't so great.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Let's get her on the phone. I'd like to hear it. Good. And dog, my wife's Danish. And when we. I. I don't understand. So it's a 17 Turbo. I mean, have you ever seen the car? Is it white, is it red, is it black, is it silver?
John Clay Wolf
I don't recall, to be honest with you.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Rich.
John Clay Wolf
Are you over there in California doing investment? I'm not that rich.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
All the money, somebody's rich if they've got a 3,000 mile torque Porsche Turbo, a 911 Turbo. And you're so rich you don't even know what color it is. You don't know what color it is.
John Clay Wolf
I don't know. Let me guess. Beige.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I don't. That's the worst color, beige. So the price just went down. But. So do I need to. Can you sell it or do I need to be talking to the German?
John Clay Wolf
No, when she gets over here, she's transporting it over to Florida. So when she gets here to Florida, then I can speak more intelligence.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
How old are you?
John Clay Wolf
To get out? Kind of a ballpark. What's word?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
How old are you?
John Clay Wolf
I'm 66.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
How old is she?
John Clay Wolf
66. 38.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
There we go. Now it's all coming together, boys and girls. All coming together. Okay.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, well, you know, hey, why buy a used model when you can get a younger one?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Agreed. Hey, when I got a divorce the first time, my ex wife's like, why did you go so young? And I was like, listen, darling, I wasn't planning on my car blowing up and breaking down the side of the road, but since it did, I went and bought a new one under warranty.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, I heard I was having a lousy day and I heard you this morning and I said, wow, this is great. Smile again.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
This car's awesome. I really Want this car badly. How long y' all had it?
John Clay Wolf
She's had it. Brand new, 2017.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Why is she married to you if she's rich and young and beautiful in German?
John Clay Wolf
Ah, she just knows a good thing when she sees it, I guess. I don't know.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Okay, you know what? Mature man. Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
Younger women like mature men because there's no games. It's. It's all sincere.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
How long have y' all been together?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, three years.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
And do you live apart?
John Clay Wolf
She just does. She's doing investments like some weird. I don't know what. Oh, excuse me.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah, this is some weird stuff. Tony, I got it.
John Clay Wolf
And she's.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I'll catch you later. You. You dropped the S bomb on me twice. And I like you and I know you're just comfortable, but my. With the radio stations, if I've got to dump somebody twice, I'll get in trouble if I don't hang up on you. So bye, Tony.
J.D. Ryan
Hit the dump limit. That's a great. You know what? Kudos to that guy. Getting a German 40 year old.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Mike in Arkansas. When we come back, we want to talk about these cousins in braiding. What were you gonna. You had a comment about it. I mean, you're in Arkansas, so I moved you to the front of the line.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, I mean, I appreciate that. Much respect. There's a town down in southern kind of central Arkansas town called blue ball. And I'm not lying. You look it up and they marry cousins down there. And man, the last one that had kids married down there. He was born with two balls. So I guess it was a good thing going, but.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
All right. Mike in Arkansas. Thank you. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars and radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
Announcer/Producer
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John Clay Wolf
We've lost connection. We haven't been right since COVID man. We. We don't talk, we don't interact, we don't chit chat no more. I remember a time in the stores, man, we used to have greeters in the store. Every store used to have a greeter. They used to have people at the front door of the store whose only job it was was to just say hello. Connection mattered to companies. And you was extra special if you.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Went to the store and you was black.
John Clay Wolf
Cause they had an employee that Would follow you around. We was connected. Oh, yeah.
Announcer/Producer
We're back to the John Clay wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com call in 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf, the Jenny Clay wolf.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Show live at the good guys car show. Good guys rotted custom car show. I was corrected. You can add the rotted custom in there. Texas motor speedway. The weather is perfect. Thousands and thousands of really cool cars. And most importantly, Bobby brown is here live in person. Yeah, all of us.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
All of us. Like it goes a lot of times.
Caller or Guest
I just kind of woke up here.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Having a rough morning.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Brian in Oklahoma. Brian in Oklahoma. Yeah, tell me about it.
John Clay Wolf
Hey, what's going on? Well, my nephew, he's here with me too.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Good.
John Clay Wolf
The other day, he tells me, oh, I met this girl at my grandma's house. I'm like, oh, yeah? What was she doing over there? It's like, well, I think that her mom used to be my grandma's niece. I'm like, I was thinking it was marriage deal. Well, come to find out her grandma's or his grandma's brother is that girl's grandpa.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
You know, they. Are they a thing?
John Clay Wolf
Huh?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Are they a thing? Are they a thing? Are they doing it?
John Clay Wolf
They're living together, banging it out and everything else.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
There you go. Cleveland, Louisiana.
John Clay Wolf
How you doing?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Good. I notice all these cousin kissing calls are coming from the deep south. This is eye opening. Go ahead.
John Clay Wolf
All right. After Katrina, moved to Kentucky for seven years, and that's where all my mama side the family is. Well, the girl I was with, we decided to get married. So when we went to the courthouse, first question, they asked us if we were related. So we found that funny. And then later on as we're up there, we meeting these people and cousins marry first cousins up there. It's like a normal thing. I had a cousin that was attracted to me and it was. It was kind of weird, you know, because I ain't seen her in like 30 years. Even though it's a blood relative, it didn't feel like it, you know, but I knew it was wrong. Well, anyway, my first cousin was dating my sister and the family in Kentucky thought it was okay. When my dad, it just, it turned him, I mean, where he just put his head down and shook it and I did my best to split him up, you know, but it's the normal.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Spray water on them down here.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. I mean, children that they have, I mean, they have all their limbs, but they, they throw it off and it like they said, for disability. I believe they do this to get checks. You got six, seven kids in the house, all getting a check.
J.D. Ryan
Throw it off.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Oh, he throwed off getting checks. Oh, damn, Cleave, you made my day.
John Clay Wolf
Down here. We had two cousins that say we had a uncle, that's uncle by marriage, but the nanny would be in the bloodline. And when they got married down here in the south, we didn't know what side of the hall to sit on because it's all relatives.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Thank you, Cleave. That's.
John Clay Wolf
Wow.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
He's speaking. Truth is what he's speaking. There's no question.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
And they're all getting government checks.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
800. 800-7234, David in Florida. 96. Six Jaguar XJS convertible with 108,000 miles. You there?
John Clay Wolf
Yes, sir.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
On an average, on a scale of 1 to 10. On a scale of 1 to 10, how nice is it?
John Clay Wolf
I say about 8 and a 9.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Okay.
John Clay Wolf
Always been in the garage. Only comes out on weekends for church.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Those cars are bad about breaking down.
John Clay Wolf
Really? Mine never broke down.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Well, it says you want 12,000 for it. You're getting offers near there. Why have you not taken it? Because those cars are terribly hard to resell.
John Clay Wolf
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J.D. Ryan
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John Clay Wolf
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J.D. Ryan
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Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
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John Clay Wolf
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J.D. Ryan
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John Clay Wolf
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Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
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John Clay Wolf
Launch your podcast on Podbean today. I guess, sentimental reason. Just thought, you know, now that my aunt passed away and it was her car, I let it go.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Okay, I'll give five grand. Work on that. See what you think. Yeah, I. I think I'm more right than you realize. And once you start working on it, you'll see what I mean. Go to givemetheven.com.
J.D. Ryan
Ah, Johnny Cash around anywhere?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Johnny Cash. Johnny Cash. Johnny Cash.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
We actually have him out here, believe it or not. The Good Guys Road and custom car show at Texas Motor Speedway. He's walking up to the booth right now.
J.D. Ryan
Hey, John, man, that's amazing.
John Clay Wolf
I know.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
He's out here with us. Crazy. Whoops.
J.D. Ryan
He's got to put his headset on there. Help him.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Help him right now.
Caller or Guest
It's a hell of a long walk from the Pearly Gates. I know a lot of nice rides out here.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Appreciate you. Hello.
Caller or Guest
I'm Johnny Cash. John. This week's mail from jail entry reads, hello, my name is Irish. I'm in the BOP for 52 grams of ice some fool had on him during a motel raid. Wrong place, wrong time kind of deal. When I was at FMC in Fort Worth, I could catch your show every weekend up here in the mountains of Hazleton fci. I've barely been able to catch the show. Does Tiger King still call in every Saturday?
John Clay Wolf
Yep.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
He'll call in this morning.
Caller or Guest
Man, I like that guy. You know, I've been up here for 20 months now. Warning to people. Stay far away from here if you can. Besides the fact that over 500 homosexuals are running around the place, it's pretty messed up. Other than that too. This warden keeps the prison locked down if somebody has to go to solitary. This is true. And there's no room in there. Well, the entire cell block stays down until room becomes available. Times it can be two weeks. That's most of September and looking like some of October, maybe. When did prison do group consequences? You know, if one person gets a shot on the block, the whole unit's commissary spend Limit drops to 20, $25 a week. WTF? BOP has a $360 spend limit here. You're lucky to be allowed to be spending a hundred of your own dollars in the solitary unit. It's a madhouse. George Hazelton, FCI staff, got away with five murders. Lieutenant shot his brains out after work in the parking lot. WTF does that say? Just saying. So anyone thinking of trying to come to West Virginia? Just stay put where you are. I'm not sure if you'll even get this or read it if so, that'd be very cool. Did I tell you they call me Irish? What's up with you putting me on your Instagram? I get no mail after eight years. Down. Out of sight, out of mind. Just a thought. I'm sending a photo in my info. Hey, do me a solid. Hook a bro up. I'd appreciate it if you. If not, it's cool. I'm 49 years old, releasing to San Antonio when the time comes and I'd welcome all mail. I am one cool ass white boy. That's what he says right there, John. One cool ass white boy.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
That was all over the place.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, it was.
Caller or Guest
Spencer Ray Fitzpatrick, FCI Hazelton, Bruceton Mills, W.V. partner, if you got mail from jail, just send it on down the line to us here at P.O. box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. The zip code is 76147.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Thank you, Johnny Cash, and thank you, guys. We got to take a break. We're going to play a song. Be back. Uno momento, por favor. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars on the radio for America's best car buyer, givemetheven.com we also buy RVs, motorcycles, travel trailers, buses, all that stuff@givemethevin.com.
Announcer/Producer
We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethe vin.com let's.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Let'S, let's think with our big head, not a little head.
Announcer/Producer
Call in 800-800-RADIO.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
I like to see a happy ending now.
Announcer/Producer
John Clay Wolf.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
K pre K Precious Pre K Good morning, Everybody. It is September 27th, Saturday. It's gorgeous outside. Welcome to Autumn Pre K. Let's do white, black, Latino or other.
J.D. Ryan
Let's get it man real. It's everybody's favorite game show where I read a news story and y' all just, you know, guess the general vibe that it gets.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
You are now about to witness the.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Strength of street knowledge.
J.D. Ryan
All right, y'.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
All.
J.D. Ryan
So this week we might have a moment of silence for the deer family guinea pig that was put to rest. All this family was trying to do was bury a beloved rodent when here comes the crazy neighbor tripping again. Apparently our suspect heard two teenagers in the backyard next to his having a funeral for their pet in the middle of the night. And did this just set him off to edge? The man got into an argument with the teens, and next thing you know, bam. Gunshots ring out at the funeral like a mob movie. One teen was shot who thankfully recovered, and our suspect was taken in a month later. He has a previous record of evading arrest and marijuana possession, but this time he's booked for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. So it sounds like he'll get to be the guinea pig in jail now. But was he white, black, Latino or other?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Bobbo, you go first.
Caller or Guest
Oh, man.
J.D. Ryan
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Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Guinea pig murder.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Guinea Pig death, funeral.
Caller or Guest
I'm gonna go other. That feels like an Asian crime to me.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
So one more time about the guinea pig. Color that up. I got lost.
J.D. Ryan
So basically, two teenagers were burying a guinea pig in their backyard. The neighbor started tripping, let off some gunshots during an argument, and one of the neighbor. The teenagers got shot over a guinea pig funeral.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
So are we trying to guess the ethnicity of the neighbor or of the guinea pig owners?
J.D. Ryan
Well, the shooter. But hey, extra points if you guess the guinea pig. They're definitely white. Yeah, only white people do that kind of stuff. Yeah, I mean, come on.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Neighbor's Latino.
J.D. Ryan
No, they don't bury guinea pigs. Come on.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I don't think Latinos have guinea pigs. I don't know.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Probably not animals.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah, you know, there's a lot of. There's a lot. You got to go through a lot of paperwork to get processed. It was a rooster.
J.D. Ryan
Yes, I would say then, but rooster.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I'm. I'm. I'm just gonna say old, weird white.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah, I mean old white.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I'm gonna. I'm not just going white. I'm going old white. Over the age of 55.
J.D. Ryan
I'm gonna go white. Hasidic Jew.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Why?
J.D. Ryan
Oh, because it's a late night.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
He's.
J.D. Ryan
He's wanting his sleep. And a funeral. That's just kind of.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Did it happen this week? Because there was a Jewish holiday this week. Correct.
J.D. Ryan
That's where I was going with.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Affected the car market is what we heard. Sure did.
John Clay Wolf
Huh.
J.D. Ryan
Okay, that's my guess.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
J.D. what you got?
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Yeah, I was gonna go Latino for the neighbor and white for the guinea pig.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
All right, pre K, what we got?
J.D. Ryan
Okay, so we got a few whites, little Latino.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I'm gonna go black for the guinea pig barriers just to be a contrarian.
J.D. Ryan
Okay, okay, okay. So our culprit is 46 year old John Dixon, a black man. Had enough of that damn crying over a glorified rat. Good job. John just sneaks in there, snipes it right at the end.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
How old was Mr. John Dixon?
J.D. Ryan
46.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
800.
John Clay Wolf
800.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
7 2, 3, 4. 800-800-radio Fred in Pittsburgh. What you got?
John Clay Wolf
Well, I got this ancestor story quick.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
That sounds just the way you opened that sounds like we're gonna be sitting here for five minutes. I need it in 30 seconds.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, here you go. Back in 1680, I had two first cousins that got married in the family. This is back up in Massachusetts. So everything went well. Nothing seemed to be surprising or everything. And then we moved to Pittsburgh. I just wanted to tell you we moved to Pittsburgh and then we started with the Scotch Irish and was in the Whiskey rebellion and we were on the whiskey side and old George Washington came in and took us out.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Thank you. What? Just a moment in history from Fred in Pennsylvania. I mean, you know, it's just, it's just a little bit of everything. Wild Bill in Baton Rouge. What you got?
John Clay Wolf
Hey, how you doing, John? How's everybody?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
What you got?
John Clay Wolf
What Gigi at? I ain't heard her.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Bye. I just if too many pleasantries. I'm not feeling that pleasant. 800-800-7 2, 3. We haven't done that in a while. Where people just rapid fire and call and the rule you cannot. I want to do that next call in now. No pleasantries. No. Hi, John. No. Love the show. No. How are you doing? Just give us a quick hit of what's on your mind. I'll stir it up for you. Jimmy Kimmel getting pulled off the air. Getting put off the air or getting put back on the air. President Trump, tariffs.
J.D. Ryan
That's on your mind?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
The assassination to weeks ago, Kirk, that's on my mind. Just, just. We're just boom, boom, boom. Wasn't it the two minute drill and that went. Ryan or you just do it real quick?
J.D. Ryan
Yeah, just what's on your mind?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
8008-007238-00800-7234. Is that right? I've had the number for 15 years.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
800, 800-7234.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
What's on your mind? J.D. like you can.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
He's only been doing that number for 20.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
You can start it.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Well, you brought up Jimmy Kimmel. He returned to late night TV on Wednesday night and here's some of his opening comments where he once again cries cut number three.
Jimmy Kimmel
I've been hearing a lot about what I need to say and do tonight. And the truth is I don't think what I have to say is going to make much of a difference. If you like me, like me. If you don't, you don't. I have no illusions about changing anyone's mind. But I do want to make something clear because it's important to be me as a human. And that is, you understand that it was never my intention to make light of the murder of a young man.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Award goes to.
Jimmy Kimmel
I posted a message on Instagram on the day he was killed sending love to his family and asking for compassion. And I meant it and I still do. Nor was it my intention to blame any specific group for the actions of what it was obviously a deeply Disturbed individual. I don't think the murderer who shot Charlie Kirk represents anyone. This was a sick person who believed violence was a solution. And it isn't.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Ever. So there you go. He's back.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
He's back. Everybody brought him back. All the other networks.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
We've got two minutes. Let's go. Florida, you're on the air. Go.
J.D. Ryan
What's on your mind?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
What's on your mind?
John Clay Wolf
My sausage may not be 12 inches, but it smells like a foot.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Bangor, Maine, you're on the air. Go. Too slow. You got to go quick, guys. Texas, San Antonio, San Antonio. San Antonio, Texas, you're on the air. Go. It's you.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. The NFL does not need a Taylor Swift.
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Mitch in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Go.
John Clay Wolf
Good question for you, John. Does the FCC ultimately control free speech in America?
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Houston, Texas, you're on the air. Go.
John Clay Wolf
Hey, where the white women at?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
737 area code. Go. You're on the air.
John Clay Wolf
What's on your mind, man, you sound like a pawn shop guy.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Decatur. Huntsville, Alabama. Go.
John Clay Wolf
JD's shirt looks like he gets his fashion advice from Guy Fieri's garbage can Mark in Houston.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Go.
John Clay Wolf
Wow. As the owner of a ZL1 Camaro, I take offense to you saying we should get our cars taken away for spinning the tires.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Highland Park, Illinois, Chicago. Go. They dropped speech impediment. Terrence, real quick. Go.
John Clay Wolf
Yes. I was at this place on Highland Hills, but what's on my mind?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Clearwater, Florida. Go.
John Clay Wolf
Charlie was a good man and Jimmy Kimmel's a dick.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Wild Bill. Go.
John Clay Wolf
My friend said he had sex with his second cousin. I told him to stop counting.
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Steve Rico Suave. Go.
John Clay Wolf
Happy birthday, Feisty. Happy birthday, Feisty Crab, California.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Go.
John Clay Wolf
I'm gonna see the who's last concert ever in Palm Springs.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Temple, Texas. Go.
John Clay Wolf
Why are we still using change? We need to stop printing pennies, nickels and dimes and round everything up to the quarter rally.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
North Carolina. Go.
John Clay Wolf
Hey. There was like up to 57 NATO aircraft in the air because of all the provocations from Russia last night. How long you think it's going to be till World War iii?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Rick and Houston, go.
John Clay Wolf
I can't believe how idiotic the left liberals are.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Clearwater, Florida. St. Pete. Go. Oklahoma. Go.
John Clay Wolf
Man. Did you ever catch a fish?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Houston. Go.
J.D. Ryan
That's under his mind.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Did you ever catch a fish? Ana de Armas, Fort Worth, Texas. Go.
J.D. Ryan
What's on your mind?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Maggie in Memphis. Go.
John Clay Wolf
Hey, National Guard are going to be here Monday.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
All right, there you go.
John Clay Wolf
69 offense. He was giving them the business.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
We'll be right back.
Announcer/Producer
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Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
And we're back to the good guys, Ron and custom show at Texas Motor Speedway. John Clay wolf, Bobby Brown, me, I'm J.D. ryan. We're here all day and we're at least until 12 o'.
John Clay Wolf
Clock.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
The activity is to going and all day and tomorrow to thousands and thousands of just beautiful rotten customs out here. Come out and see us. Music, fun, food. The barbecue smells delicious. And I believe we have Joe Exotic.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
On Joe Exotic, AKA Tiger King, AKA Prince Albert. Good morning, you're on the air.
John Clay Wolf
What's up?
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Hey, Joe.
John Clay Wolf
Y' all doing all right?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah. How, what, what, what? Somebody got mauled. One of your old tiger handlers got mauled last night.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
A guy named Ryan Easley got fatally mauled.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
East.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
You know, I kept, I kept his tigers for him one winter about 15, 18 years ago, and that's really all I had to do anything with him. But yeah, he got killed a couple almost a week ago now. Yeah. But you know, when you, when you force a tiger to jump through hoops of fire and walk balance beams and stuff, you know your day's coming. I mean, look at st friend Roy.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yep. So that's what he did wrong, is he just pissed him off or her.
John Clay Wolf
I mean, you know, I've been around the circus. People don't like me very much because I don't lie for him. But, you know, you, you make a tiger do that kind of stuff. They beat them pretty bad, you know, when they're, when they're first learning and you know, they don't forget that.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
So what keeps them from attacking the trainers when they're beating them?
John Clay Wolf
Well, normally, okay, I actually provided tigers for Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey for their show and their trainers. When you're training a tiger for an act like that, they don't even want them until they're a year old because they don't want them to come out into the ring and rub on them and have that trainer bond. The cat actually has to be scared of them to a point, you know, and, and when they start them out as a year, you know, a yearling tiger is not going to kill you might scratch up a little bit, but it's not going to kill you. So they start them out, you know, when they're, when they're only A year old and by the time they're 3, 400 pounds, they've already had that sense knocked into them.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often. Now you're explaining it. And they actually do remember the. The old days when daddy'd come home drunk and beat us up all the kids.
John Clay Wolf
But there's not that many tiger acts left in America is why. It didn't happen that much here, but it happens overseas a lot still.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Why are there not many tiger acts left in America? We're on the air with Joe Exotic.
John Clay Wolf
Animal rights people feed it pretty much shut them all down.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
How do they get the elephants to do that stuff?
John Clay Wolf
That's even worse.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Why?
John Clay Wolf
They. They beat them hard. Elephants. Hey, I. I'm out of minutes. This thing is beeping already because I was on hold for so long. But guys, I appreciate you having me. And take care out there because it's getting crazy, isn't it?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
All right, man. Thanks. See you, Bob. Joe Exotic. The tiger King, AKA Prince. Prince Albert. If you don't know why we call him Prince Albert, look it up. J.D. knows firsthand.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
I do not know. First Hank would say left hand. I do not.
Caller or Guest
You know, John, I'm seeing pictures of some people that live pretty near us of these panthers out there.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Oh, yeah, the panthers.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
We're.
Caller or Guest
We broadcast from the Red River Valley, basically.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Right.
Caller or Guest
And we never had anything like that. What's going on?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Where's they come? Where are the panthers? And what do you smoke?
Caller or Guest
River Valley up. Up north of north of Fort Worth. I know you've seen pictures, too, man.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Well, I, I've seen. I've seen some cats out here in Bosky County. Mountain lions. Yep.
Caller or Guest
God, that's terrifying. That's like my biggest. My biggest phobia fear, man, is like seeing a giant cat in the wild.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Like when you go, when you're out here by yourself at the ranch and walk out there and I hear you singing around the corner and you don't realize I'm hearing you're smoking and drinking and peeing all at the same time out on the porch. Do you think that's what a mountain lion is going to take you?
John Clay Wolf
I don't know.
Caller or Guest
But sometimes, I mean, it's, you know.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
It'S dark out there, right? Yep.
Caller or Guest
And I don't. I don't stray too far from the door man at night anymore.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Oh. Car show. November 15th, Walnut Springs, Texas. Go to Walnut Springs rally. People ask you, hey, when's your next car event? It is November 15th in Walnut Springs, Texas. Register your car for the show and bring your rides and all that stuff. November 15th. Adam Corolla is playing, too. I got to get the date. It's. It's in. It's in November. I hadn't put it up yet. He's coming to town. Oh, yeah.
J.D. Ryan
In Dallas.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah.
J.D. Ryan
And so is he gonna do anything at the Nut?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah.
J.D. Ryan
Nice.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
No, he's coming to Walnut. Oh.
J.D. Ryan
He's gonna. Actually.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
He's got to get a gig in Houston. He's coming up here for Saturday night. I think it's November 22nd. I've got to get. Wow. That's awesome. It'll be fun. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. J.D. ryan, what have you got? In the news? Sir, we.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
You've heard of. You've heard of when the cops were stopping and frisking people? There was an actual program called Stop and Frisk. And they just randomly look at you. You look like somebody that needed to be frisked. They could stop and frisk you. Well, this. The Onion has put up a viral. The Onion has put up a video viral. The new tactics that cops are using in the Big Apple. It's called the Stop and Kiss program. John, you'll like this one.
John Clay Wolf
The policy which allows officers to kiss anyone who they think looks suspicious has been the subject of criticism from those who say it's a violation of privacy and a potential breach of constitutional rights. Throwing my stuff on the ground, kissing me on my neck and face. They push me up against the wall and start nibbling in my ear. Every time I go out and I see a cop, I'm ready for him to come up, ask me questions, and give me a little kiss.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Let's take a look at a disturbing.
John Clay Wolf
Cell phone video that's been making the rounds on the Internet. Stop.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Put your hands on your head.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, come on, man. They just kissed me two blocks ago.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Come on, man.
John Clay Wolf
I didn't do it. Shut up and let me kiss you. What?
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Would it be great if cops would just kiss instead of Frisky?
Caller or Guest
You gotta love the Onion, man.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
It's from the. It's from the Onion. Needless to say, it's satire.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
JD what's this football story about cussing on the field?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
You've seen players cuss on the football fields. A lot of times the camera's on them when they say, you know, so you can tell what they're saying. Thursday Night Football this week, one of the Seattle Seahawks didn't agree he was being penalized for holding and he didn't like what the ref said. He happened to be walked by the ref's microphone when he decided to curse the ref out. And the bleep is bleeped here. And of course, the announcers. The announcers had something to say about it. Cut. Number five, Michael Jackson.
John Clay Wolf
Smith.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
And Jigba, who didn't really need to make the hold, is right in front of the ball. Superior offense.
John Clay Wolf
Offense. Number 11.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
10 yard penalty.
John Clay Wolf
Gave him the look, didn't he?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Did. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
John Clay Wolf
Huh?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Oh, yeah. Beautiful. Okay. Speaking of football, last week I'm in Vegas and the sportsbook at the Aria, which is the best place to watch football anywhere, better than a stadium. And I tell my wife, asked my wife, hey, babe. We go up to the counter and tell them, I'll take Miami 500. 300 on Miami with the points. So she said, I've never done it before. I'm going to screw this up. I said, no, you won't. This simple. Miami 300 with the points. There's still the bet, still open, games fixing to start. So she calls me from. From the counter, and they said, they're asking which Miami. And I was like, tell them the Florida one. So she said, florida. So the next day I go in to get my $600. I was so excited about because I made a lot of bets that day and I needed. And they all washed out on the app. And I did that one at the counter, and that one would make me a $300 winner on all the bets I made. So I did all this betting and made no money. Zeroed out, and I did this 300 to win. I was excited, just a matter of principal. And I went and gave him my ticket. And they said, this is not a winner. And I was like, well, sure it is. Miami outran the point spread. And they said, that's not who you took. Florida is who you took. Oh, no.
J.D. Ryan
She said, florida.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
My witness. Which Miami? The. The one in Florida. Right, Florida. And I said, this is wrong. I have been wrong. And they say, see the sign there? It says, check your ticket. I was like, okay, listen, I'm in a transactional business. We do all this auction transactions, gazillions of dollars. There is a recording of this conversation. No, there's not. I said, yes, there is. So I worked my way up to the manager and they. They pulled the video, but there's no audio. I said, this is bull. You've got audio on a sports desk. There's no way y' all are taking these bets without recording and then she, she finally just said, hey, I'm going to comp your room the next time you come. So we got a three night comp.
J.D. Ryan
Hey, that's not bad.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Which is worth more than 300. It's worth more than. And I'm not, I'm not a big gambler, so I don't get comped rooms. Huh.
J.D. Ryan
You, I, I, you were not in any way in the right there.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
You know that, right?
J.D. Ryan
Anyway, they, they did a big favor for you there, cuz she messed up. She said Florida.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Well, they said which Miami? And she said the one in Florida. I mean I wasn't there.
J.D. Ryan
You sure that's how she said it? Or they said which team? And she said Florida. I guarantee that's what she did. You, cuz you told her which team you said the one in Florida. So, so she went up to the.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Gate and said, I mean they were right. They're talking on the phone while this was going on. Like she's at, she's listening. She calls me in front of the lady, said, hey, which Miami game? I said, the one that's on today, the one in Florida.
J.D. Ryan
And so she said Florida. And they're like, okay, Florida. That's what I put in. So she, she was in the wrong. But man, you, you worked your way to get some rooms out of it. By the way, our picks, we did the one already.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah.
J.D. Ryan
LSU at, we didn't actually pick it. Lsu.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
We both like lsu.
J.D. Ryan
Yes. We both like LSU versus Ole Miss. We got to move the spread. Well, how many points do you think LSU is going to win by? I'll put it at. Do they win by six?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I was gonna say six and a half. Yeah. So five and a half or six and a half?
J.D. Ryan
Five and a half.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Okay.
J.D. Ryan
I think LSU wins by.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah, I'll take that.
J.D. Ryan
Okay, so you get that one.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Okay. We'll be back in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf. We will do some more football picks. It is super Saturday. Football. College football. Yes, yes, yes, yes. And cars are up next. So lightning round right now. Call in 800-800-7234. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Give me year, make, model, miles, and I will bet on your car. This is a, this is a sports book. This is a car book. That's what we're running. I bet on cars, I make odds predictions. I say, I'll give you 50 grand. I'll give 1500. I'll give 150 grand. And I'm Betting that it might make a little money and sometimes it loses. Actually we have in our video. I lost four grand on that one from that customer in California that promised me at 16 grand. I was stealing it. It lost 4,500 to be exact. I wasn't stealing it. So I was wrong on that one. Call in. I'll make a bet on yours if you want to sell it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.
Announcer/Producer
Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Bart in Texas. 25 Silverado half ton. It says Pro 4K RC. I don't know what that means. Okay, if I understand what 4x4 means, but what's RC?
John Clay Wolf
It's a 4x4 RC. Don't know. Yeah, it's a 25 Silverado Pro model. The platform's pro but single cab, short.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Bed, four wheel drive, single cab, single cab, short bed, single cab. Why am I not knowing what a regular cab is it a work truck?
John Clay Wolf
It's a step above that.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Okay, how many windows? 3,900. What color is the grill? Is it black or is it chrome?
John Clay Wolf
Black. It's black.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I need to see pictures of this truck. It says you want 36 grand for it. The regular cabs are actually pretty good because there's not that many of them made the short beds.
John Clay Wolf
Right.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
But the work trucks, bad. And I need to make sure. I need to see what it looks like to know what I can pay for it because I'm not familiar with this pro package. So go to givemetheven.com and load it up and take some pics and just attach them to your deal. Go to give me the vintage. You can put in your license plate number. Boom, boom, boom. Takes like just a couple of seconds and then attach some pics off your phone and load right up and boom. And we will get back with you. Thank you very much. Mark in Colorado. What you got?
John Clay Wolf
John Clay Wolfe.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Hi.
John Clay Wolf
Hey man. I just want to call and give you guys some props so they can hear it on the radio. You bought a car from me a couple months ago, did transition. Everything was great. Superb. People were awesome. Couldn't ask for anything better. Hell was better than going to Walmart.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
That's what I'm all about. Walmart.
John Clay Wolf
Yeehaw. And then I really didn't watch. Been listening to your show for, you know, quite some time. Never got into Any podcast. Never even seen who you were, what you look like. Saw you up there at Sturgis there with what's his face, a gas monkey. Then came home and watched the videos and knew that was you. But just want to do props, man. So you guys run a great operation, listen to your story. Didn't know you're a motorcycle racer.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yep.
John Clay Wolf
Sorry for your accident there, man. You're getting around.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
And I'm going to go ride the morning with some buddies. Gonna go do about 30 miles cross country loop in the morning with some buddies. Sunday morning.
John Clay Wolf
Right, right on. We're trying to get out here today. Supposed to be 75, so but I just want to call and say great transaction. I seem to be a great, honest, down to earth person. Enjoy watching your shows and just wanted to get called back and say that thank you sir.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
In the videos. We've been having fun with those videos. It's, it's nice that they're finally starting to take off. I think we had one like 250,000 hours watched it and 800,000 views last week, which is exciting. It's finally that, that's been a long process. We've been doing YouTube for two years and finally starting to take off. Jesus Christ. So check out our YouTube channel. And we do have a new video going up at 12 Central today. We're trying to push one out at 12 Central every Saturday. There's a lot of editing that goes on in that. It takes a lot of work. So when we miss one it's just because we're actually making good videos. We're not just, just letting it roll and just doing them out there, you know, cheap style. We're the guys are doing a really good job of making entertaining television, if that's what you want to call it. Matthew In Memphis, a 124 runner with a quarter million miles on it. Well maintained. Wants 8,000. I don't know if a quarter million mile, four runners are going to get to eight. They are worth more than most cars with a quarter million miles on. But I'm thinking five. We might be between the five and the eight. Go load it up and to give me the vin. Let me take a look at it. Okay.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Thank you, sir. We'll be right back.
Announcer/Producer
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John Clay Wolf
Now.
Announcer/Producer
Back to the John Clay wolf show.
John Clay Wolf
I'm on vacation every single day. Cause I love my occupation.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Live at the good guys rod and custom car show, Texas motor speedway. The John Clay wolf show. Out here having a good time and Kenny's joining us. Kenny, where did you come from? DeSoto, Texas.
J.D. Ryan
He's not on. His mic's not on.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
His mic's not on.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Hold on.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Try it again. Say hello.
John Clay Wolf
Hello.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
There you go.
Kenny (Car Show Participant)
There we go. I can hear myself now.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Where'd you come from?
Kenny (Car Show Participant)
Desoto, Texas. Southwest Dallas county. Yes, sir.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
And would you bring with you you?
Kenny (Car Show Participant)
I brought with me my 1970 Mach 1428 Cobra Jet.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
What you got?
Kenny (Car Show Participant)
428. It's a 428 automatic engine. I restored it myself about 20 years ago. Yes, sir. Painted everything.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
How much more Is a 428 worth than a 351 probably, John?
Kenny (Car Show Participant)
I'd say about 15 to 20% more. Now. If the 351 is a four speed, they're pretty close. But it's a real R car. 70 model I had. I don't want to sell it. Don't ask me if I want to sell it.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
How much is it? How much is it? How much is it? Is it 40 grand?
Kenny (Car Show Participant)
No, I don't want. I told you I don't want to sell it, man.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
It.
Kenny (Car Show Participant)
You know, I know money can buy anything or a certain amount can buy something, but I know it's part of me. I. I spent five years doing it. So coming out here and showing it is worth the price of admission.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Is this your first time at good guys?
Kenny (Car Show Participant)
Oh, no, I've been coming for about the last four or five years. It's just, it's an awesome show.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
When you say you did it yourself, like did you really do it all yourself? Did you do the painting?
Kenny (Car Show Participant)
Yes, sir. I did all the paint in my garage. I have a three car garage and you know, shut the doors. Had to get a respirator on. See through the fog.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
But who taught you how to paint?
Kenny (Car Show Participant)
I kind of taught myself. My dad helped me a little bit. But I mean, I'm not a professional. I just took a long time to do it, so.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Right. It's hard. It's hard to paint cars right. And it's hard to get the metal right. I mean, you have to do more prep work than what you think. I've had to learn a lot.
Kenny (Car Show Participant)
You spray it with primer, you bond. I mean, you sand it and then you do it about three more times after you think you're finished. Then you're finished, right?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
And then the clearing, you clear it, you sand it and. Yep, I got to clear it again, sand it again. Got to clear it again, sand it again.
Kenny (Car Show Participant)
Polish, polish, polish. And in the garage the lighting's not real good. So then you get it out in the sun. You look, oh man, how did I miss that spot?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
So.
Kenny (Car Show Participant)
But it's all good. I had a good time doing it.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Did you see that 442, that resto mod 442, the battleship gray one out there.
Kenny (Car Show Participant)
I've seen him at car shows before. Yeah, he has the blacked out bezels on the car. I know him. I've been next to him. It's beautiful.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Nice.
Kenny (Car Show Participant)
It's something you don't see. You know, for every one of those you see about 20 chevelles. So to see something a little bit different like that, it's really cool.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah, he did an amazing job. I think he's got like 250 grand in that rig.
Kenny (Car Show Participant)
Oh, at least.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
At least it's cool. Well, cool. Thanks for joining us. Good to see you, sir. Have a good day at the good guys at Texas Motor.
Kenny (Car Show Participant)
Oh, I've already have, man. I already have.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Jerry and Azel, what have you got?
John Clay Wolf
Got a 58 Nomad 348 tri power car, factory air. 2 inch drop on the front, front disc brakes on it. All original car.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Tell me about like graded on a scale of 1 to 10. 10 being, you know, you know what 10 is? 10 is absolutely perfect. Probably 6, 7. All right, I, I see. I'm gonna take a picture of your phone number here and I'm gonna send it to Jason Love. He's one of my classic and collector guru Bruce and I see what, I see what you want for it. I think we'll do it.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
All right. Thank you for calling in. All right, bye. 8008-0072-3480-0800. Tom in Tennessee you got a 01 Ligand Felter Corvette. 63,000 miles. I don't think that that car. I don't know. I see you want 21 grand for it. I don't know.
John Clay Wolf
22.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Right. Is it supercharged?
John Clay Wolf
No, no, it's naturally aspirated. It's a LS Gordon, stroked with 383, all forged internals by Lingenfelter. And it's been lowered a couple inches and you're hard pressed to find a flaw on the factory paint.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Which one went to jail? Was it Lingenfelter or that guy to Houston.
John Clay Wolf
I'm not sure. I don't think Lingenfelter ever went to jail. I know.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
He said, well, who's the other one? Hennessy? Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Lingenfelter, 60K, not normally aspirated.
John Clay Wolf
I'm thinking they rated that 475 horse when they built it, you know, at the wheels. I've had it for about five years, probably put about 2, 000 miles.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
This car is worth $10,000 without the Lingenfelter. So you think the Lingenfelter is 13 grand more?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. You can't find a C5 Corvette with 63,000 for $10,000.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah, I can all day. Yeah. But anyway, thank you, sir. We'll. We'll do some research. All you got to do is go to the auto auctions. Go. The dealer sales. Everybody says, says, you can't buy these cars for this. I mean, people buy them from us for this all the time. And I beg them. I mean, it's just. You're just, you know, you just got to dig a little bit deeper. You'd be surprised. And I tell people, if you've got a dealer friend, get the dealer to log into Mannheim simulcast, go to the, gimme the VIN lanes, and you can buy these cars from us and pay your dealer friend five hundred or thousand dollars for his, you know, license, and you can sit there with him online. It's all simulcast and that. We do the cars in 60 seconds, 45 seconds. It happens real quick and it's easy.
J.D. Ryan
So, I mean, you had like a GM classic car sale this past weekend, really was last week.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
So we had more Chevelles, GTOs, Camaros, 6. We had four Generation 1 Camaros this week. And everybody, you know, obviously we bought them from people that understood, but 80% of people you talk to, if we offered what we sold them for, they would say, absolutely not. You're crazy. You're stupid. Why are you so stupid? So it's just a difference of opinion. Yeah, everybody has these opinions about, oh, my God, it's this and it's that. And his Lingenfelter, he may be right. I've got to dig in a little bit. I'm not impressed yet, but sometimes I'm wrong. Speaking of the video that's going up today at noon on the John Clay Wolf YouTube station channel, Mike, it's pretty interesting. It's the. It's the royal family from Dubai. They've got 18 cars in a warehouse in Dallas. They bought them for speculation, and they've got like, 200 total. But they're selling these 18 and they're all 60s model jags. But there's one that's a Pagoda Benz and there's one little 1970 or something, Porsche 911.
J.D. Ryan
I'm curious to see. Why would they buy just those type of vehicles?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I was like why did you do it on Jags? Why didn't you do it on something that goes up? These things have gone down now there's old, old, old Jags. But, and I, I offered him a lot of money. I mean I offered him 16, 600,000 for them. And, and we're, we're still negotiating right now, but man, it's going to be a big pain in the ass. These cars haven't been started. There's a lot of work. I'm gonna have to go to a damn old folks home in Britain to roll out a bunch of 80 year old mechanics to tell us how to fix them.
J.D. Ryan
Can't wait to see the video. Just the, all these Jags in one room like that.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Tight room too. I mean stacked tight. You can't even walk between them. They must have got some Chinese guys to park them. I mean when you watch this video and you'll see what I'm talking about.
John Clay Wolf
He rides a Texan.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
The accidental racist Troy in Iowa. You looks and drives like new. You want 12,000. Oh, for a 88 Fiero.
John Clay Wolf
Formula.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Now what's the formula in a. Is it a Fiero or a formula?
John Clay Wolf
It's a Fiero formula. It's. They only made like 5,000 of them. They're supposedly rare. They use the old Fiero style with the new Lotus suspension. And then they. It's not got the aero package, it's got the wing and all that like 26 miles per gallon with the V6.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Nobody cares. I mean that's cool, but I, I don't know. I bought a pace car for six grand the other day or seven grand a Fiero and I don't, I think 12000 is long in the tooth, but we'll definitely look it up. I'm not. Oh, it's got 120000 miles on it.
John Clay Wolf
It's red, it got, it runs and drives like it's new. Still clear coat got burnt last two years sitting in the drive.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah, I, it sounds like you're way off on the money, I think.
John Clay Wolf
Well it does. 12 to 15. I've taken offers.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Loaded in. Give me the vin.com. i see that you already did bump them again. Reply to him, say John. Send this one to John. Let me take a look, because this is a weird one. You need a trained eye to figure this out. Actually, I've got to train myself a little bit to figure this out. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. We are live at the Good Guys Car show in Dallas, Fort Worth, Texas Motor Speedway.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, baby.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
And we will.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
NASCAR's running the track in the background.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Shake and bake, baby. We'll be right back.
Announcer/Producer
The John Clay Wolf Show. America's largest weekend morning show. 800, 800 radio. And check out the podcast@jcwshow.com and now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Morning, everybody. September 27th, Saturday, we're at the Good Guys Car show, Texas Motor Speedway, North Texas. Prek. Speaking of Texas, I saw a video that you put out on your music stuff and you were in the stockyards in Fort Worth. What was that all about?
J.D. Ryan
Well, you know, just having a good old time. Sticking to my country roots, brother.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah, they don't have many rap videos filmed in the stockyards.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah, man, they really don't. So I figured it was about time, you know, we bring some real flavor to the stockyards.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Well, do we have a cut of it?
J.D. Ryan
Yeah.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
So this is.
J.D. Ryan
I like what you're doing here, Pre K. You're. You're basically making fun of all this new country rap that's out there, Right?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Thank you. Thank you.
J.D. Ryan
And I think you did a good job with it. Here you go back Cadillac giddy up and go now get buck, saddle up, have another go around.
John Clay Wolf
Drop that Cadillac giddy up and go now get buck.
J.D. Ryan
Saddle up, have another go around.
John Clay Wolf
Rodeo.
J.D. Ryan
Boogie I been here before, you ain't dealing with a rookie Shorty looking sweet, kinda like a sugar cookie hey good looking won't you come and give it to me now hold up, work it, dip it low they talkin bout the.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Party crackin' is it though Imma take.
J.D. Ryan
A visit twist a little bit of Joe now get it, get it go.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Do a split up on the pole.
J.D. Ryan
I'll say whoa nah oh wait a minute I'll be boat scoop boogie with a little wiggle in it I say hold now wait a hour Shawty is the bomb like a keg of gunpowder.
John Clay Wolf
I'm wide, I'm wide Ride, Sally, ride.
J.D. Ryan
So if I bump into you don't be surprised Hugs for my girls, high.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Fives for the guys Roll cold, put.
J.D. Ryan
That diesel in the drive Drop that Cadillac giddy up and go Now I dig it.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah, I think this one should get some radio play.
Caller or Guest
It's almost the most commercial thing you've done. Pre K, outstanding job.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah, you could get a hit out of that.
J.D. Ryan
I sure appreciate it, partner.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Where do you find it? Was that. Where can people find it?
J.D. Ryan
Go to smashsquadworld.com. it's up on my YouTube and everything. Yeah, just holl at your boy.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Did you send a copy of the video to Braden like I said?
J.D. Ryan
Let's see. I did holler at Braden. I'm gonna text him right now, tell him, man, we gotta get this thing pushing. I saw the city of Fort Worth. Even liked it, too.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yep.
J.D. Ryan
So, yeah, you might get a little traction there. All right, well, hell, let's keep on. Keep these boots scooting and boogieing, baby. Hell yeah.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
After all this, Pre K ends up being a country artist.
J.D. Ryan
We're going to the CMA's, baby.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
It worked for Beyonce.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Worked for Jelly Roll, right? Why the hell not speaking?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah, exactly. Go ahead, Post.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Malone and Jelly Roll wrapped up their worldwide tour this week. Jelly, I know you're going to be shocked. John gave an emotional speech the final night. Here's Jelly giving a shout out to Posty, as he calls him, on the big final show. Cut number eight.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Nobody's ever taken me to 30, 40.
John Clay Wolf
Cities across the world.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
You gave me more money, money that anybody's ever gave me to play a.
John Clay Wolf
Show opening for anybody in my life.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Everybody who works for you, loves you, Post. There is a backstage crew of people who love you. We love you, Post.
John Clay Wolf
I love you.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Thank you for bringing me on this tour. Your music saves people, Post. We love you. Posting.
John Clay Wolf
We love you.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Posting.
John Clay Wolf
We love you.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Wow.
John Clay Wolf
Wow.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Yeah, it gets a little wound up.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I'm Jelly Roll and I'm here from the Lord. And the Lord brought me out of the ashes from being a fat crackhead in prison.
J.D. Ryan
Hey, Jelly.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Hey, Joey. How you doing, buddy?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
He did a. He did a good speech at the iHeart Music Awards, actually. It was. It was really. Yeah. So I got another. I got sucked in a little bit in person.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
I mean, say you are a fan.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
No, but it was worth listening to, I think.
J.D. Ryan
I don't know. I think it's. It feels very Garth Brooks.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Very Garth.
J.D. Ryan
Very Garth Brooks.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
I think he's a little more real than Garth. Garth was real plastic. I mean, you could see through it.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
But I don't know.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
I think Jelly means this dude.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I mean, if they see through it, they still love him. When we went to that Texas stadium, Show three years ago. I was shocked with how many people.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Were there for Garth.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yes.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Yeah. They still love him. They love him. It's unbelievable.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. JD are you gonna go take a lap on the track after the show?
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
I'm actually, I am. They've got the. The NAS track, NASCAR running around the track out here and they are allowing media people to ride along.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
So, yeah, he offered it to me yesterday and I couldn't do it. So you should, you should do it.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
I should definitely do it. I'll be in your stead today. There's so many cool cars around here, but the weird thing is people park them and then they walk away. I was going to get more guys like Kenny a minute ago come up and talk to you. I'm going to try to find some amazing stuff. You saw it yesterday.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
They're just sitting there. I was sitting there when we were. We were going through and. And kind of doing the red carpet, the thing I do on the cars and cutting on them and talking about the good ones, talking about the bad ones. And there was one by itself, and I was just wearing it out. I was like, this thing is the worst car I've ever seen in my life. I hate this car. And then the guy walked up, he said, I can't believe that you're videoing this car. This car's terrible. The owner was like, man, this car's terrible. I never in my wildest imaginations would figure someone would do a story on this car. But he didn't hear what we were saying.
J.D. Ryan
Why does he have it out there?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
But he just wanted. It's just his cheap little Mustang. It's a four eye, nothing. And I mean, it's it. But anyway, he won't be upset when he sees the video because he said the same thing to me. So that's good. Got that going for me. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Speaking of music, Sammy Hagar, I want to hear this cut of him. And Tommy and Chad, they hit Twitter.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Yeah, they hit Twitter this week with a great video along with Chad, Kroger and Tommy. Man, like they're teasing people with something. Maybe a Hagar, maybe meets Nickelback meets Molly Cruz.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Superman.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Superman. Cut number seven. Listen to this.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Okay, here we are, three best singers.
Kenny (Car Show Participant)
In rock and roll.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
And you say.
John Clay Wolf
What are those three guys doing? Well, it's hard to say. We're just getting started.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
We're trying to figure out what we're doing.
J.D. Ryan
So who is it again?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Oh, there's no music. He's talking. You ever heard of Cream? Yeah. Ginger Baker, Eric Clapton? That's what they're doing.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Super bands.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Super band.
Caller or Guest
Chad Kroger of Nickelback and Tommy Lee from Motley Crue with Sammy Hagar.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Pretty cool.
J.D. Ryan
Is that a super band?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah, it is. That would be, yeah. I mean, Sammy Hagar's like 80, isn't he? Yeah, he can still sing. Great. I saw him at iHeartRadio. He did it. He did a set last weekend and he was great. These people, people are living longer and they look better. It's just weird. I. I talked to a fella that still rides dirt bikes cross country with his son. His son is 60. He is 85.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
It's still, right?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
85. Doing what we do sounds like God almighty. It's crazy. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
You're talking about rocker rockers, aging rockers. Some of the. Some of them are not aging so well. Like we have the David Lee Roth. A few weeks ago we had the cut 15.1. He's on tour sounding like this.
John Clay Wolf
O baby, baby.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
And it wasn't very long ago we had Vince Neil, who seems to have lost the ability to enunciate. Got 15.2.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
These guys need to give it up, man. David Lee Roth, he's quit making an ass of himself and ruining the legacy that he has. He does. Somebody needs to talk to him.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Gets very upset with when he talks about these vocal experts critiquing live concerts. He said, you have no idea what it takes to get out there on stage and do these live shows. Kevin 15.3. Sebastian Bach.
Announcer/Producer
Guys that call themselves vocal experts or vocal instructors.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
And these idiots watch a video of.
Announcer/Producer
Me on stage like at Wembley Stadium.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
In 100 degree weather and they'll sit in their chair. You have no clue what the hell.
John Clay Wolf
It is that I do. It's just so funny that people think that they know how to get on a stage and rock for an hour and a half or two hours. It's a dying art.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I'll tell you who does know how to get on a stage and rock is this Canadian man that got arrested for a DUI while driving a child sized Barbie Jeep. Cut 14.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Cops arrested him for driving with suspended license too. And of course a dui. Here's one of the onlookers and the man was driving the Barbie Jeep. Here's Andrew Kurjatak at 14.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
You're really arresting him for driving a Kid's Jeep.
John Clay Wolf
I want to.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Just want to get a Slurpee. I got lazy.
John Clay Wolf
I didn't want to walk.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
I'm going like three clicks. I did my hand signals and everything. Model number Barbie Jeep.
John Clay Wolf
Color Pink.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Color pink.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
How did they get him a DWI for that? I mean, could you get a DWI on a Big Wheel?
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Yes. If you're in any kind of vehicle that moves, including a lawnmower, you can get a DUI.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
8008-007234-80080 radio jump over to jcwshow.com. if we lose you on the east coast right now, jcwshow.com you can YouTube stream us live or audio stream us live. We'll be right back. Where there's too much traffic.
John Clay Wolf
I can't pass. No.
Announcer/Producer
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Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
My scrotum. My scrotum. All right, we need to do our football bets. Who's playing today, boss man?
J.D. Ryan
Well, we've already done one lsu.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
We move the line to five and a half. I took lsu. You took Ole Miss.
J.D. Ryan
Yes. So by the way, just to recap, everybody there, John actually, actually won three games last week.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Thank you.
J.D. Ryan
Congratulations, John. Yeah. Making your way back up?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Well, I was in Vegas, you know, when I was with the guys in the, the mob, and they were telling me what games were fixed and what games weren't.
J.D. Ryan
All right, so you get the inside track now. All right, well, do you have the inside track on this one?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Number six, Tommy Carbone. Are you there? Can you help me bid on these? Tommy Carbone to help.
Caller or Guest
Always here to help you out there, John. What are you talking about to buy?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Here we go.
J.D. Ryan
All right, we got number six, Oregon at number three, Penn State. 6:30 on NBC. 6:30 Central. Penn State's favored by three and a half points. John.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I'll take Oregon.
J.D. Ryan
I mean it's, it's, it's a home game. Penn State.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yep.
J.D. Ryan
You've been to Penn State?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I, we got beat down to the Mustang in the playoffs. Terribly. Happy Valley was not happy that day.
J.D. Ryan
For me it was, it's going to do. They're going to do a white out. So everybody wears white. It's a really cool scene out there.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I saw it.
John Clay Wolf
Thank you.
J.D. Ryan
Their quarterback, he's pretty damn good.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Who's Pen?
J.D. Ryan
Yeah, Penn State's. Yeah, he. I'm going To. I'm going to go with Penn State. So you're taking Oregon? Yeah, I'll take Penn State with the points there. Okay. That's an easy one right there. What about Tommy? Tommy, what do you think? He made a good pick there.
Caller or Guest
I was going to say three and a half of Penn State. Looks like a game to me. I think that's a totally win.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
All right.
J.D. Ryan
And then also you're gonna have to have split screens on tonight, John.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
6:30.
J.D. Ryan
Also on ABC, number 17, Alabama. And number five, Georgia. Georgia's favored by three points. You want me to go first or you?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I'll go first. Georgia.
J.D. Ryan
Damn. I think so, too. I don't think it's enough points either.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Right.
J.D. Ryan
I mean, Bama's number 15. They come. You know, they got their butts handed by what, Florida State earlier in the year. They've come back a little bit, but I don't see it happen. I think Georgia, they got way too much defense and their run games really.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Hit me with a line so high I have to go the other way. Does shake me off.
J.D. Ryan
Does Georgia win by eight and a half?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
So that's your set?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Okay. I'm gonna go Bama. Thanks.
J.D. Ryan
Okay, I'll take Georgia and. And a half. I really think they're gonna pour it on them.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I thought you were just trying to set me up.
J.D. Ryan
No, no.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
It felt like I set up. Tommy. You know, when a guy's trying to set you up, you feel it, you know, and this guy's trying to jerk me around, jerk me off.
Caller or Guest
You can feel tightly when he starts tightening it on, can't you?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yep. Yep.
J.D. Ryan
Really only one NFL game that's worth note. Eagles at noon versus Tampa Bay. @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers are dogs. Eagles are favored by two and a half. Both teams are undefeated. That's really why. Yeah, it's a. It's going to be a really good game. Have you seen Baker?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
He's great.
J.D. Ryan
He's been doing. He's just like. It's turned it back on. It's great.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Christensen, you know, Mr. Quarterback Whisper. Mahomes coach said Baker mate. Well, he's Baker's coach, too. He told me two years ago. He said Baker Mayfield. We haven't seen it on the field, but he is the best quarterback in the league. He told me that two years ago.
J.D. Ryan
I mean, it's. It's taken him a minute, but last year he.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
The flip. The switch flipped.
J.D. Ryan
And then this year, same thing.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I mean, he's still fun to hate him, though. Yeah. I mean, who can't hate Baker Mayfield just for being a.
J.D. Ryan
So all that said, Eagles are favored by 2 1/2 now.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I'll take Tampa.
J.D. Ryan
You can have them, John.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Okay.
J.D. Ryan
They're missing their wide receiver, Mike Evans.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Oh, I missed that part.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah, that's okay. You didn't want it. You didn't want me to tell you anything, right?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Right.
J.D. Ryan
I know it all.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I know it all.
J.D. Ryan
You know it all. All right, that's our picks for this week. Good luck, John. And hey, by the way, you were in Vegas. Did you make any future bets?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I did. I. I bet who's going to win the national championship in college. Oh, I think it's 15 to 1.
J.D. Ryan
Who did you pick?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I picked Georgia and I picked Miami. So you two make $200 bets.
J.D. Ryan
I like that. Miami. I think it's sneaky. One right there.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I think it was 20. It was. It was to win, not to. Not to show. Yeah, but to win the natty. I think it paid 23 to 1.
J.D. Ryan
That's. You could cash out. You put 100 bucks on it. Yeah, that'd be nice. Georgia, I mean they're looking all right, but that se sec.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Did you know that Vegas has them set as the lowest? I. I went with that just because the odds maker have then the title that. That last Saturday, Georgia was the number one pick of the odds makers to win the nanny, which surprised me.
J.D. Ryan
That is surprising.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Real surprise, man. No, and Bama was number four. I was like, what?
J.D. Ryan
Where's Ohio State?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Probably number two. I mean, Georgia was number one. I know Bama. I mean Miami was number. I mean. Anyway, I just didn't think Bama was that good. They're not that good. No, they're not at all.
J.D. Ryan
No. I think they're gonna make race a run in the place. The playoffs is interesting thing though because I mean it can kind of change. You've seen it where all of a sudden these guys all starting to start to develop late in the season and then they show up and then they're like, okay, well, they've rested. You got. You got so, so deep of teams.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Do you want to make a bet on Texas Tech? I'll make. I'll bet you 100 that they make it to the playoffs.
J.D. Ryan
I kind of agree with that one.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Okay. Yeah.
J.D. Ryan
Well, they win a round. Okay. We want to do that. Will they make past the first round?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
A hundred. Yeah, yeah, I'll go with it.
J.D. Ryan
I don't think they will, but that's a good. Yeah, I think they make the playoffs, though.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
They're the best team that money can buy. They, they have a. I forgot what their budget is. Is it 48 million or 28 million?
J.D. Ryan
I think it's like 40 something.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
$48 million salary on their team right now is what they're paying oil money. Oh it's huge over money. Absolutely. And one of my good friends is out here today actually. His brother in law is the head coach and he goes to every game. He's all dialed in and that guy, we all went to high school together. Joey McGuire was on my, on my high school team. Like the guy that was in here a minute ago. Big guy. He was right side linebacker and Joey McGuire was left. So Joey's old friend of ours and his brother in law is here too. But anyway they were just all tech freaked out. But listening to him talk I started kind of. I started drinking the sauce a little bit.
J.D. Ryan
You think you're going to get a go to a game?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I'll go to a game. Yeah, absolutely.
J.D. Ryan
I'm trying to see if they're anywhere close. I mean they, they. Not really. No. No to go out to there but.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Their schedules weak for the rest of the year.
J.D. Ryan
It is. Yeah.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
They got the big game was Utah.
J.D. Ryan
They have Houston. That's a win. Kansas when Arizona State's pretty good. Oklahoma State's terrible. K states not good. Byu. That's going to be a tough one. Ucf. No, I mean it's pretty. That's a pretty cupcake schedule right there.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah.
J.D. Ryan
You got two, maybe two games at heart.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
So they're going to make the playoffs more likely. 808JD I know that you're so interested what we're talking about.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
I can't believe you guys continue talking about this. I mean I can't even speak.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Amazing, amazing.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Talk about football and ball and sports stuff. God. While we're out here at the good guys Rod and car custom show. This is some cool stuff. Got thousands of cars out here, tons of people. I'm gonna drive the NASCAR actually about 10 years ago I got to drive the NASCARs around the track tonight we're just. Today we're just gonna ride. They don't trust me today I guess too old. So that's coming. That's so funny. You're so funny. You're gonna be funny when an old grandpa kicks your ass.
John Clay Wolf
How about that?
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
How about that, huh?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
All right.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Speaking of fun, do we have the car segment? Speaking of cars, we have the car segment coming up. You want to sell John your car? 800800 radio. 800-800-7234 and give him year, make, model, miles, and he'll literally put a number on it. And you can buy it right here.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I bet on cars. I bet.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Bet on cars.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Set lines on cars. And I'm. I'm right 82% of the time.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Every damn day. You do it and you'll do it. John Clay Wolf show live from the good guys rod and custom car show at Texas motor speedway. Don't go away. We'll be back.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
We've got two minutes left in the segment.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm looking at says 11. I'm saying it says 11. 14. So that's normally when we break. I was breaking.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Sorry.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah, well, you're not looking at me or John to the clock.
John Clay Wolf
You just, just.
J.D. Ryan
You just took over the show.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I'm out here.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
I'm out here amongst the people. Among the people. Not you little wimps back in the studio.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Now you know how I feel every Saturday when I'm out there.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Dude, I feel so sorry for you when you're on remote.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I know. Oh, it's kind of funny. Are you enjoying it?
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Oh, it's a blast. I love it. Can't wait to walk around and see some of these cars.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
You know, they do. They do like 15 of those a year. Year. All over the place.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
They're like every. Almost every month.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
They want me. They want. They want me to start doing all of them. That'd be a lot of traveling. That'd be a lot of work. You going to go do it for me?
J.D. Ryan
Do all of them?
John Clay Wolf
Maybe go.
J.D. Ryan
Right.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
It'd be a lot of work.
J.D. Ryan
Just in the cities that we're maybe on.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
If I wasn't happily married, I would say yes, but I am happily married, so I'm probably not going to do all of them, but we're going to do some. And we've got to go. Go to a damn football game this year. So which one are we going to?
J.D. Ryan
LSU game near the end of the season.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Okay. Let's just do it. You know, we were going to do it at walk ons last year and then they listened to the show and said we're too vulgar in Louisiana. A guy from. I mean, come on, give me a break. Talk about the pot calling the pedal black. I'm Louisiana be too vulgar in south Louisiana. I didn't know that existed.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
It's not.
J.D. Ryan
I mean, you know, we could go. October 25th, they play a. M. Where it's at LSU.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah, that'd be a good one.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Is the time set yet?
J.D. Ryan
It's six or eight. So it's gonna be late game.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
We can't do a morning show to a late game. I mean, we got to do. We gotta.
J.D. Ryan
There's not really any that going to be early Arkansas. That's going to be a late game. That's the last game of the year.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
We'll figure.
J.D. Ryan
Oh, wait, wait. No, that's a noon start right now.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Arkansas.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah. LSU at November 15th. That could be one right there.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
That'd be cold. But that.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Nope, nope, nope, nope. We have a car show that day.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Oh, yeah, we do. Oh, yeah. In Walnut Springs, Texas. Got a Walnut Springs rally. LSU, October 25th to see to enter your car in our car show in November 15th.
J.D. Ryan
Just think about it, John.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
When's the next event in Walnut Springs? It's November 15th is when it is. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Lightning round into JD's point. The lightning round is up next. We're gonna play a song. You can call in right now. 800, 800 radio. Give me a year, make, model, miles, average, river clean. And I'll hang a number on your car right here on live radio. On behalf of Give me the vent. Give. Give me the vin. Like VIN number, vin dot com. If you don't want to call into the show, just go to givemetheven.com, put in your license plate number, attach a few pics and we will hang a number on your ride. We buy about 700 cars a week@givemetheven.com so we must kind of know what we're doing. And we're pretty friendly. We pay fast. Our money's real good. Look at the reviews online. You'll see what I mean. Be right back.
John Clay Wolf
Fix y' all props at the metric, y'.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
All.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
So what you, what you, what you want. Get some funny with.
Announcer/Producer
Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevit.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Kirby in Kingsland.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
You've got a 64 and a half Mustang resto mod that you built?
John Clay Wolf
Yes, sir.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
How long ago did you finish it?
John Clay Wolf
It's not finished. I'm still working on it. Oh, I gotta run fuel lines, brake lines and it'll be ready to rock and roll.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Why are you calling me to sell it if you haven't finished it?
John Clay Wolf
I was saying what you would offer for it. I didn't know what it was worth.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Oh, well, it says you've already had offers for 65,000. When was that?
John Clay Wolf
That was last week or a couple weeks ago, before it was even done.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Was still not done.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, true that.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Here's what I think. What I see here is you got. You put a 6.2 Vortech LS in it, which is cool, but you really should have put a coyote in it. You know that, right?
John Clay Wolf
No, I got to make it trustworthy, you know. Sorry. Ford, Ford, aim. Trustworthy. I gotta make it.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I understand. LS's are good, but the coyote engine, that, that engine in a Ford on Ford product, supercharged especially, would have made that thing pop. And if we're selling a resto mod Mustang with a Chevy engine, it just slows it down. I mean, it's, it's. It's worth a lot of money, don't get me wrong. But I just to get the money that you're looking for, I think you should have put a coyote in it. That's my opinion.
John Clay Wolf
Now, it's built for tough with Chevy stuff, man.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Right? I don't know. Hey, go to the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page and post it up. I want to see some pictures.
John Clay Wolf
All right, man.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Thanks. All right. Built Ford tough with Chevy stuff. With Chevy stuff. Pretty cute. Tammy and Dripping Springs, Texas. I'll give 13,000 for an O3 Thunderbird with 16,000 miles on it.
John Clay Wolf
Well, I appreciate that, but I think it's worth a little more than that.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Okay, Keep shopping.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
The good news is. Thank you. The good news is you still have your car and I still have my money. The old joke.
John Clay Wolf
There you go.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yes, ma'.
John Clay Wolf
Am.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
See you later. If whenever you get. Whenever you don't get it sold, go to givemetheven.com we'll still give it. That's one thing about these older cars I've noticed. You just have to give them the number and wait 90 days and let them get through it. And then like, okay, you're right. So, I mean, it's just, just. It is what it is. Sometimes they get lucky and sell them high to somebody in their church, but sometimes they don't. We'll be right back.
Announcer/Producer
You're listening to the John Clay Wolf Show.
John Clay Wolf
The guy's a blacked out drunk.
Announcer/Producer
800, 800 radio. Yo, give me the VIN. Hey, want more John Clay Wolf. Who are you?
John Clay Wolf
His wife.
Announcer/Producer
Who are you? His mother. Go to jcwshow.com for the fastest growing podcast in the U.S. i remember Bruce.
John Clay Wolf
Denham before the Kardashians, before all that. This mother Was a white American superhero. It was amazing. He was beating Africans at track and field. I knew before you guys knew. I heard things on the street in Hollywood. You know, you just be out, see people. Hey, what's up Kanye? Why the long face?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
My two mother in laws?
Announcer/Producer
Yo. We're back to the John Clay Wolf show taking over your radio every Saturday morning. Hit him up 800-800-READIO.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
We're here at the Good guys car show. America's favorite car show at Texas Motor Speedway this morning. We've got Scott with us who is the director of operations. I think that's the right title. What is your title Scott? VP of operations. GP Operation. Pretty close?
Scott (VP of Operations, Good Guys Car Show)
Yes sir.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
And I was out there yesterday filming, saw some killer cars. You know my favorite part, I mean, you know there's the $500,000 cars and there's the $100,000 cars and there's the fifty thousand dollar cars. But you know what my favorite part of it was?
Scott (VP of Operations, Good Guys Car Show)
What's that?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
The junkyard out there. The swap shop. You got your Sanford and son and. Yeah, it was, was, you know just, just the, just the, all the parts and all the stuff and, and all the negotiating. I mean it was, it was like a Chinese fish market out there.
Scott (VP of Operations, Good Guys Car Show)
I got to be honest. I made a purchase in the swap meet earlier today.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
What did you buy?
Scott (VP of Operations, Good Guys Car Show)
Actually a. A vending machine. Yeah, like an old candy vending machine.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yep.
Scott (VP of Operations, Good Guys Car Show)
And a couple of speakers from a drive in movie.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
How's the turnout today? Is it as expected or better?
Scott (VP of Operations, Good Guys Car Show)
Yeah, it's fantastic. We'll pay off the weatherman for giving us a great day today. And the crowd is here to get, you know, kind of show that both show car traffic and pedestrian, you know, the ticket holder traffic. It's fantastic.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I've got a question because I was talking to that. Did you see that gray 442 that was a complete resto mod.
Scott (VP of Operations, Good Guys Car Show)
Yes.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Incredible car. Might be one of the best cars there. Like what is the award? How do you rate the award? So all these guys, he did not know. I said you're going to win something. I don't know what I said, what class are you in? He said I don't think there is a class. So everybody that enters the show, how do the classes or categories work?
Scott (VP of Operations, Good Guys Car Show)
Well, essentially, I mean everybody that comes out with a registered car to good guys could walk away with an award. I mean we, we give away close to 100 awards and you know, good guys, we like to say we don't judge cars. We don't have Judges, we don't have a point system or you know, do any kind of, you know, hardcore evaluations that, you know, things like that. On most of the, the awards that we give out, I mean we give out an award called you got to drive them. And that's for, you know, people that put miles on those cars. You know, they're, they're not, it's not a, you know, a princess type car. Yeah, exactly. But then, you know, there's. Yeah, we had 14 participants in our muscle machine of the year category and one of those guys will walk away with that title here today at 2:00'.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Clock.
Scott (VP of Operations, Good Guys Car Show)
And you know those are, you know, the six figure cars that you were talking about and you know, the Mustangs, Camaros, Chargers.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
So like what category, what category would that 442 be judged into that we're talking about.
Scott (VP of Operations, Good Guys Car Show)
Well and see that's the thing like your, today we've got special areas where you can park your vehicle. If you got a Camaro, you could bring it into the Camaro corral. If you built it yourself, you could put it in home built heaven. If you drive it, you could put it in. You got to drive them. It's, it's really up to the owner and you know where they want to plant it. And you know, if it's a high end build, they can put it in builder's choice. You know, that's, that's where all the, you know, the high roller vehicles are.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Right.
Scott (VP of Operations, Good Guys Car Show)
But you know, you can, you can put it wherever you think it fits. And you know, if it's a new day, you, you know something you're not sure of. You know, we're not, we don't tell you where to park it. We might give you some advice and kind of lead you in a direction, you know, that would be best suited for your vehicle. But you know, it's up to you. We're, we're out here for everybody to have fun and you know, like I said, we've got a lot of awards that cover the gamut. You know, sponsored awards and the big category stuff obviously, you know, look, the truck of the year early, truck of the year late, you know, just we've got some, you know, year cut offs for you know, different types of vehicles like that. But you know, like I said, if, if you want to go for an award, you can put it where you think.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
We're talking to Scott, who's the VP of operations for Good guys. And today, this weekend, the car show is at Texas Motor Speedway. Good guys. When is the next show. And where is that?
Scott (VP of Operations, Good Guys Car Show)
We've got Pleasanton, California, The. The first weekend in November. Then we got a week off, and we wrap up our season in Scottsdale, Arizona, at Westworld right before Thanksgiving.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
And is that during. Wait, right before Thanksgiving? Okay. Yep. Oh, it's at Westworld where Barrett is. So it's at that facility, that equestrian. Yes, sir. Yeah, yeah.
Scott (VP of Operations, Good Guys Car Show)
And they. They leave some of their tents up from, you know, their big festivities, and we utilize, you know, kind of that same footprint and put on the, you know, the custom hot rod show for everybody that just wants to come out and. And walk the. The plate. And that's been a, you know, boatload of money.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Sure. And, guys, I shot a video out there yesterday. It'll get edited next week, and it'll go up next Saturday at noon, so you can see what all this is about. But good stuff from the good guys. I cannot believe I've been in this business all these years, and I've never been to one of your shows until yesterday.
Scott (VP of Operations, Good Guys Car Show)
Well, I appreciate you coming out and look forward to. To having you. We've got our schedule announcement coming up in about two, two and a half weeks.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
All right, man.
Scott (VP of Operations, Good Guys Car Show)
And 2026 will be hitting us. Before we know it, we'll be out at Texas Motor Speedway twice next year.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
So thank you.
Scott (VP of Operations, Good Guys Car Show)
Just like normal.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Thank you, sir. Good to see you. You bet. Thanks for having us. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I want to do backtracks real quick. It's meatloaf. Not roast beef, not jelly roll, but. But meatloaf.
Caller or Guest
And was that a groan for Mr. Turley?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah, yeah. Meatloaf, right. It's. Let's. Let's just cut one. You need to bring them down. This is gonna be a hard one. I mean, meatloaf freaks will know it immediately. I'm not a meatloaf freak. 800. I like ketchup on my meatloaf. 800-800-7234. Is the call a number. Name these two songs from Meatloaf and win free merchandise from born late records. And givemetheven.com we have give me the VIN and JCW show swag. You can go to jcwshow.com and pick a T shirt that you like. If you win this contest right now, and you win it by calling in and being the first to guess the name of these two songs that we're playing backwards right now, then calling numbers. 800, 800 radio. Cut one, cut two. That one is fairly doable. Are you so confused, Mike, you don't even know what you just heard?
J.D. Ryan
No, I have no idea. I'm not a fan of meatloaf, so good luck, guys.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Is he still alive?
J.D. Ryan
I think so.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
No, no. Best way. Okay. I bet it's a heart attack. Fat bastard. No doubt. Cut one. Cut one. One more time. Cut two. Put them on hold. Pre K real quick, Crab. You've already got it. What's your guess?
John Clay Wolf
Paradise by the Dashboard Lights. And two out of three ain't bad.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
No, paradise by the Dashboard Light is correct on the second one. But two out of three ain't bad is wrong. Hope you have a good day in sunny Southern California. That's our old show fan, Crab. My name is John Clay Wolf. Call in during the break. 800, 800 radio. Make the guesses and we'll get right back to it as soon as this song's over.
Announcer/Producer
Heard on the air every Saturday morning from New York to Los Angeles, Chicago to Houston, and broadcasting to the rest of the world online@jcwshow.com or john claywolf.com. you're listening to the John Clay Wolf show. We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmethevin.com call in 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf, Jimmy Kimmel.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
His ratings are high. Imagine that. Had 6 million viewers the other night, which is like triple his norm when he came back in. 10 million views on his YouTube version of the show. Which is the record. Will it last? No. Turley, you. You like conspiracies.
J.D. Ryan
Oh, I just said this. I called this out.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I remember.
J.D. Ryan
I said, don't you think they're doing this for the ratings? They got the ratings boost.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Pull them off. Sure.
J.D. Ryan
Did they pull them off for just a couple. What shows, basically.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
That's a hell of a game of chicken.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
It's the oldest radio bit in the world. Hey, did you hear what John Clay Wolf said on Monday? He will not be on the radio until he apologizes. John just happened to have a vacation scheduled. And then you come back the next Monday and everybody's listening to see if you're there. We've been doing this in the radio for 35 years. It's not new. And all they did is. All they did is split the country right down the middle. I hope he never comes back because he's a jerk.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I hope he comes back.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
He's a wonderful, loving guy.
John Clay Wolf
And when he comes back, I hope.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
He cries like he always does. And he did. We have the audio. You want to hear it?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yes.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Cut number three.
Jimmy Kimmel
I've been hearing a lot about what I need to say and do tonight. And the truth is, I don't think what I have to say is going to make much of a difference. If you like me, you like me. If you don't, you don't. I have no illusions about changing anyone's mind. But I do want to make something clear because it's important to me as a human. And that is, you understand that it was never my intention to make light of the murder of a young man.
John Clay Wolf
I don't think there's anything funny about it.
Jimmy Kimmel
I posted a message on Instagram on the day he was killed sending love to his family and asking for compassion. And I meant it, and I still do. Nor was it my intention to blame any specific group for the actions of what it was obviously a deeply disturbed individual. I don't think the murderer who shot Charlie Kirk represents anyone. This was a sick person who believed violence was a solution. And it isn't.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Ever. All right, well, thank you, Jimmy Kimmel. So we did the backtracks when we left in what? No.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
And scene.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yep. So backtracks. Pulling down. Pulling down. Them down, boss.
J.D. Ryan
They got. They got listeners coming up there.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
They got listeners coming up.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Coming up.
Caller or Guest
Good to see you.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Are you with Roy Hutchins? Who are you? Are you with the. You with the show?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Cut.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, great.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
With the barbecue meat.
J.D. Ryan
Meatloaf.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Cut. Well, he's eating. He's Meatloaf. JD Is the new meatloaf. He's just plugging all the food vendors out there to get free food.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Sorry.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Cut one. Cut to Tish down in the Texas coast. Good morning. What's your guesses?
John Clay Wolf
I said Bat out of Hell and paradise on the Dashboard or that is not right.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
But good guest and thanks for calling in. Linda in Houston, what have you got?
John Clay Wolf
So paradise by the Dashboard Light. And then Bad out of Hell.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
No, ma'. Am. Wendy in Denver. What have you got?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, hi. The first one is Hatuti, Bless my Soul, from Rocky Horror Picture Show. And the second one is paradise by the Dashboard Light.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
That's right, Wendy. So, Wendy, go to.
John Clay Wolf
Going to it. I'm going to Rocky Horror on Monday, 50th anniversary.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Oh, well, I've never seen it.
John Clay Wolf
Amazing.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Go to jcwshow.com and click merch and pick out a shirt or. Or hat or something you'd like. And then we will also send you a meatloaf album from Born Late Records. I think it's on vinyl. Is that right, Bob?
Caller or Guest
That's what we try to do.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah. Pre K. Grab Wendy on 12. And thanks for tuning in every Saturday, Wendy.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
And speaking of meatloaf, we're having wonderful free barbecue from Roy Hutchins right now. Texas Twinkies.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
This is.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
This is. Oh, my God. It's barbecue wrapped in a jalapeno. Giant jalapeno wrapped with bacon and cream cheese and fried. Oh, my God.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah. Watch on the YouTube stream.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
And JD you can go to Roy hutchinsbq.com and pick out your free T shirt.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Hutchins.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I feel like I'm listening to JD Report from the state fair. Yeah, it is kind of a flashback, this moment.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Oh, yeah. Hell, many times.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
You'Ve got a 85 El Camino that doesn't run in Carrollton.
John Clay Wolf
It's in. It's in Fort Worth.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah. Is the paint bad on it?
John Clay Wolf
No, no, it's been garage kept.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Huh. Why doesn't it run?
John Clay Wolf
I just haven't had the time. When my dad passed away in 2022, my wife didn't really want to put it in the. Leave it at the. Or put it at the house. She wanted me to take it to a storage facility. I wasn't going to do. And I just not had the time. I've thought about keeping it, but I just. There. There again, I. I don't have the time. Even though I've got plenty of room in the garage to add another car, I just. I feel like it may be best.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Is it a. Is it stock or is it stroked or is it just. Is it a hot rod or straight regular?
John Clay Wolf
No, it's. It's a straight factory. Everything is. Is factory. Nothing has been changed whatsoever.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Sounds like three grand to me.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
And so is there a way. I'm at the grocery store. Is there a way that I can call you back, talk to the Mrs. There are a couple of other brothers involved and that I told him that I would split the pro. Is there a way I can call you back?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah, I'll just. I'm gonna send this to a guy that works in older cars for us. I just took your number and sent it to him. I'll have him call you and y' all can even shoot him pictures and stuff.
John Clay Wolf
Yes, I'll be happy to do that. And I appreciate it, y' all taking the time to.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Absolutely talk. Thanks for calling him in. 85 El Camino. That does run in good shape. Three grand. I mean, if I'm gonna guess it's gonna cost 500 to get it running. If it's more than that. Then I'm gonna have to change it. But we'll see. Kyle. I'll just send it to you. Anybody that wants to sell their old car, go to givemetheven.com you want to sell your new car, go to givemetheven dot com trucks, jeeps, corvettes, exotics, Rolls, Lambos, Porsches, all that. We buy a ton of Porsche 911s@givemethevin.com 80080072 is the call in number. We covered Jimmy Kimmel. There was something else I wanted to hit. I don't remember what it was.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Mike, I know what you want to talk about. You want to talk about Roy Hutchins barbecue. We got that for free. We also have the nascar. You can take a NASCAR ride out here. By the way, it's not free unless you're with the John Clay Wolf show. Then it's free.
J.D. Ryan
Look at J.D. i mean, you just. Every time he's talked he's had some type of sponsor of something that he's gotten free.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
So. J.D. do you like, do you like this setup? I'm at the studio and you're out there having fun. Is this.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Oh, I love it.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Okay, you're fine. This was a very last minute deal. I have my high school friends out here this weekend. Right. We planned this and we had to reschedule it. We're gonna go dove hunting and drive old cars and hang out, watch football. And when this popped up this week, I was like, I can't. I can't cancel again. And I'm not getting up and I'm not gonna drive all the way in and all the way back here. So. I appreciate y' all covering for me there, but it sounds like you're having a blast.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
It is so much fun if you. By the way, they're here all day today. Needless to say, the. The good guys. Rod and Custom Car show. Texas Motor Speedway. All day today, all day tomorrow. Come on out and join it. You ride in a nascar if you want to. You see thousands of customs and people. Everything out here from amazing stuff. John, you were out here yesterday. You saw just up. There's one over here. That's nothing. But it's just a frame. You can tell they're rebuilding it. But why bring it to a car show?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Just cuz that's what it's all about. Hey, speaking of, we're sitting up last night drinking beer, the old high school buds. And we got to talking and there was more fooling around with teachers than I realized. O. Yeah, I mean There was quite a bit. I mean, I remember one rumor of a coach, and he was. And that was completely confirmed. That was not a rumor. And then there was another deal with another coach, and he had to move. And then there was a problem with the vice principal that had to move, and then there was a substitute that. I mean, I was like, man, there was a lot of hanky pank going on. Why didn't y' all tell me when this was going on? Like. Well, it was just. I don't know if I was shocked or jealous or happy or sad. The kind of. I mean, pre. Social. Pre social media.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Yeah, that's it. Yeah. They kept it kind of quiet sounds.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah.
J.D. Ryan
Would you have participated or tried to.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Well, the. The one substitute. Super hot, so.
J.D. Ryan
Yes.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I mean, super hot. Super hot.
J.D. Ryan
Yeah. Because it's the same thing. I heard about it from one of our soccer coaches, and she was hot.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah.
J.D. Ryan
And I didn't know about it till after. I was like, man, somebody.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I thought this was a new thing. I thought this was a social media crazy hot white chick thing.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Because you hear about it now.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah. But I didn't realize it was, I.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Mean, going on back then.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah. I'm just. How was it? I got left out.
J.D. Ryan
JD's teachers were all really old anyway, by that.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
Yeah, they're all really old. Kind of like you are really old.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
What would you do if you knew that your son was having an affair with a teacher and he's in high school?
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
God, high school. I. I would probably just stare out of the way. Honestly. I mean, what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
I mean.
Field Reporter (J.D. Ryan or Assistant)
I mean, truthfully, if you.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Jenna. What would. Jenna, what would you do if you found out that your junior son in high school was having an affair with a teacher?
John Clay Wolf
What would I do?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah. Would you narc him out?
John Clay Wolf
Well, my husband's saying. What is. I would knock him out a hundred percent. Like, first of all, focus on school.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
You wouldn't say, pay attention to your teachers because he's definitely doing that.
John Clay Wolf
No, like, focus on your schoolwork. But, like, what is the teacher thinking?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Would you narc him out? Is what I meant. Narc him out? Like, tell on him?
John Clay Wolf
Oh, a hundred percent.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
What, you're gonna play stupid games? You're gonna get stupid crisis?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Okay, so what you called in for was. Not that I see you have a 77k5 Blazer, four 40,000 miles on the odometer restored. So the odometer, we have no idea. But when you. When you restored it, did you Restore it or did you buy it restored?
John Clay Wolf
I bought it restored. The gentleman restored it. He bought it. He bought it from a family member over in Scottish.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
How nice. Is it, is it a military version that was restored?
John Clay Wolf
No, sir, it's not a military version. But it, it's pretty clean.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Is it a four wheel drive? Is it, is it lifted? Is it stock four wheel drive?
John Clay Wolf
Yes, sir. Is it four wheel drive?
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Is it stock or is it like customized?
John Clay Wolf
Hold on one second. I'm getting the information from my husband.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Well, let's do this. You don't. What? Go ahead.
John Clay Wolf
Some of the undercarriage have, has been upgraded and it's not stock.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Okay.
John Clay Wolf
And then the stereo is not stock. He put in a blue smear stereo.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Those cars range from 10 to 25 grand and I've got to see pictures in. Ask a lot of questions to figure out what this one is. Okay, so I'm going to do this. Load it into givemetheven.com and let's get to working on it. But take some pictures and take a video. But keep it under 60 seconds so it'll load. But if you like take a video or a couple under 60 seconds and walk around and talk while you're videoing, like narrated it, like we're standing there. That really helps because then we can see what we're doing and we hear your explanation of this and that and then that can kind of put us there so that we can put a more accurate bid on it. Thank you, Jenna. And go get us those pictures. Load them in the gimmetheven.com My name is John Clay Wolf, remember on our YouTube station at 12 o' clock right now, our video is going up of me trying to buy these cars off of the royal family's collection. It's real, real weird deal. I think this video is going to perform well because it's a very odd situation. I'm still negotiating with them. It's a bunch of old jags. But the whole story is real weird. And if you go to John Clay Wolf on YouTube that launches at 12 Central West Coast. We've got another hour for you. Hang tight everybody else, we're gonna lose you. And remember, the podcast is always up up about this afternoon on jcwshow.com and join us on our Instagram if you haven't already, or Facebook or reels. We take the calls that y' all call in with and make clips of them and they seem to, people seem to like it. A lot of people don't even know we do a radio show. That. Watch our Instagram stuff. Millions of views. It's fun stuff.
Caller or Guest
The John Clay Wolf show has been a presentation of givemetheven.com from the Westwood One Radio Network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Ain't it fun when you know that you're gonna die young?
John Clay Wolf
It's such fun.
Show Host (Possibly John Clay Wolf or Main Host)
Come.
John Clay Wolf
Fuck her out.
This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show broadcasts live from the Good Guys Rod and Custom Car Show at Texas Motor Speedway, blending the team’s trademark banter on cars, sports, music, offbeat news, and cultural oddities. With a call-in format, live reporting from the car show, and participation from listeners across the country, the show jumps nimbly between auto talk, irreverent comedy, cultural hot takes, and genuine moments of connection.
Atmosphere & Culture:
The show’s on-location at the enormous Good Guys Rod and Custom Car Show, described as packed even at dawn, with thousands of cars, swap meets, and a “junkyard swap meet” energy.
Swap Meet Negotiating:
John discusses the high asking prices, the art of haggling, and the typical inflated expectations of sellers.
Car Show Guests:
Listeners and participants share details about their cars and restoration stories, e.g., Kenny from DeSoto describes his ’70 Mach 1 Cobra Jet, emphasizing the satisfaction of personal restoration.
Nationwide Callers:
Callers from Pittsburgh, Arizona, Florida, Ohio, and beyond pitch their vehicles—everything from classic T-Buckets, Nomads, and Corvettes to modern Porsches—for live evaluation and banter. Some calls veer into “rust is cancer” territory and the unpredictability of buying sight unseen.
Notable Interactions:
Florida & National Oddities:
Listener Segments with Characters:
Appalachian Trail Updates:
Cousin Marriage Calls:
College Football Betting:
Regular segment with John and JD picking NCAA games, lines, and underdog wagers, peppered with jokes about their own losses.
Stories from the Sidelines:
Jimmy Kimmel and Conspiracies:
The show riffs on Kimmel’s recent (fictionalized) cancelation, viral comeback, and emotional apology:
Music Parodies and Features:
Backtracks Music Challenge:
Listeners call in to identify Meatloaf tracks played in reverse for swag prizes, with the winner calling from Denver and plugging the Rocky Horror 50th Anniversary.
On car show pricing:
“Everybody puts really high prices on things—‘Make an offer?’ It’s like, you want $9,800 for a roller ’69 Camaro... I ain’t offering nothing.” (Host, 05:42)
On family ties in the South:
“When they got married down here in the South, we didn’t know what side of the hall to sit on, because it’s all relatives.” (Caller, 58:45)
On airplane drama:
“The pill head’s in the back seat, sleeping. And they bellied it into Redbird Airport…” (Host, 25:51)
Listener lamenting family customs:
“Disability…Next on the main stage, your favorite dancer.” (Host, 48:13)
On social change, tongue in cheek:
“I did not know you guys were so sensitive up there. Why are you so sensitive?” (Host to Pittsburgh caller, 13:32)
On parenting:
Jenna (Caller): “What would you do if your son was having an affair with a teacher? … Narc him out, 100 percent!” (148:51)
If you’re tuning in for the first time, expect wild swings from classic car talk to sports bets, to jaw-dropping “Did I just hear that?” family stories, and enough live banter to feel like you’re eavesdropping on a rowdy friend's gathering.
It’s good company, good radio, and not for the terminally uptight.