#524 John Clay Wolfe Show 10.04.25

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #524 Summary

Original Air Date: October 4, 2025
Podcast Theme: Cars, sports, music, drugs, pop culture, and irreverent banter – a unapologetically “guy show” that covers whatever is on the team’s mind, with plenty of humor and listener call-ins. This episode features signature riffing on relationships, narcissism, car culture, drug stories, health, Taylor Swift mania, and some real automotive insider talk.

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Episode Overview

This week’s John Clay Wolfe Show is a wild ride through locker-room humor, pop culture critique, car collecting wisdom, and unscripted moments. The crew dives into the psychology of narcissism and sociopathy, shares outrageous audience and host stories, debates the perils and pleasures of classic car restoration, addresses drug fads new and old, and skewers current obsessions like Taylor Swift’s latest album—and her impact on their own homes.

A notable high point: an extended, candid interview with celebrity car customizer Chip Foose, dropping gems on design, car hoarding, and what really goes down before SEMA.
As always, listener calls drive several segments, with memorable stories and a lightning round of car appraisals.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. “The Guy Show” & Demographics

• The show’s audience is heavily male (92% versus 8% female), with the hosts joking about why women tune in: “they like to hear the inside of the locker room tour” (00:33).
• Early morning banter involves the “inside the locker room” feel, male humor, and some (tongue-in-cheek) boasting about off-air romantic exploits.

2. Narcissism, Sociopathy, and Self-Examination (00:54 – 13:22)

• In a self-aware and comedic twist, the team discusses what it means to be a narcissist, with on-air quizzes and personal anecdotes about sibling rivalry and “projection.”
• They take an online sociopath-spotting quiz, scoring themselves live on air.
  • Notable Quotes:
    • “Narcissists…they’ll be really nice…then shake you like a dog. What do they want? Sex? No, just power.” – Bobbo (04:21)
    • “I’m just a narcissist. Just not a sociopath.” – John (13:17)
• Discussion about famous radio personalities who fit the sociopathic bill, and references to Russ Martin.
• Anecdotes segue into cautionary tales: John relays a story about a friend who accidentally walked into the wrong house for a “booty call” and was shot (12:15).

3. Behind the Scenes: Listener Call-Ins and “Screening for Crazy”

• A recurring character, “Speech Impediment Terrence,” and DJ Pre K are called out for long off-air conversations about rappers and music instead of efficiently screening listeners (05:42–07:00).
• Listeners check-in from all over – Pittsburgh, Arkansas, North Carolina, and more – sharing car stories and social commentary.

4. Auto Talk: Restoration Realities & Classic Car Valuations (16:09 – 17:56; Lightning Rounds)

• Listeners often call asking about the value or worth restoring old cars—like a 1961 Mercury Comet.
  • Key Wisdom: “When you’re done spending 15 to 20,000 on it, it'll be worth six…people would rather take that money and buy an IROC.” – John (17:08)
• Repeated practical advice: classic car restoration is rarely an investment for profit unless the vehicle is highly desirable or personally meaningful.

5. Drug Fads, Old and New (20:33 – 25:35, 26:43 – 30:06)

• Kratom, ketamine, and salvia’s legal gray areas are discussed, with listener testimonials.
  • Listener Patrick (Houston) on Kratom: “That stuff is bad news…didn’t create any great high but gave me balance. I had to detox with Suboxone.” (27:01)
• The show covers personal experiences—positive, negative, and cautionary—about these substances.
• Wild tales include bathtub meth, bath salts, “finding drugs on the ground and licking it,” and legendary old-timer drug use.

6. Aging, Health, and Old-Man Banter (30:06 – 32:57)

• Amusing gripes about pre-diabetes, medications (Metformin, Ozempic, Chantix), and “pill rituals.”
• “It’s an old folks show now,” the crew jokes, while swapping symptoms, medical advice, and observations on staying “safe at home.”

7. Sports, Playoff Fever, and Superstitions (20:15, 32:57–35:56)

• Quick references to ongoing playoffs in baseball, ritualized viewing/listening superstitions (“they lose when I watch them on TV”), and a tongue-in-cheek connection between sports fandom and narcissism.

8. Taylor Swift/Pop Culture Mania (35:07 – 41:57, 90:47–99:59)

• “Taylor Swift control” is a real phenomenon, even in the hosts’ homes—wives, kids, and entire communities swept up in the new album release.
  • John: “This Taylor Swift thing…it’s out of control. It’s controlling my life. I need therapy.” (90:47)
  • JD: “She’s dirtied up…she’s got a song called ‘Wood,’ it’s about Travis Kelsey’s Johnson.” (91:41)
  • The show both mocks and marvels at Swift’s cultural dominance, connecting her fandom to previous pop phenomenon like MJ and the Beatles.
• The team riffs on “signs” from Taylor, the devotion of “Swifties,” and even draws comparisons between pop-music-obsessed women and men’s relationships with Pink Floyd.

9. Celebrity/Listener Stories: Sex, Relationships, and Mishaps (21:36, 140:52–146:15)

• “Sex gone wrong” listener story of a friend set up for a naked confrontation with a jealous husband (“butt naked, running up the street”—22:23).
• Later, a Smiths song identification contest using backward tracks as a way to finish out the show (144:33).

10. Classic Guest: Chip Foose Interview (127:36 – 139:46)

• Chip details:
  • Getting pulled in to “fix” the Ford GT redesign (“It looked like a Fiero. Stop what you’re doing. We got to start over.” (129:01))
  • Building a modern Duesenberg for SEMA and how the car-building world always pushes right to the edge of the show deadline.
  • “If we had another two months, we would use every hour as well.”
  • His personal car hoarding problem, celebrity car provenance stories, and behind-the-scenes trade stories — including a swap involving his own Chevelle and a C10 pickup that became the “C28.”
  • He hints he’ll likely attend the car show in Walnut Springs, TX, November 15th.

11. Live Car Appraisals (“Lightning Round”) (51:12, 122:59, 123:06)

• John rapidly assesses cars live on air.
  • E.g., 2021 Trailblazer Activ: “14 grand.” (51:27)
  • 1984 Honda Accord, 86K miles: “Two grand. If it had 30,000 miles as a hatchback, we’d give eight grand for it…the nerds are coming out in the old Honda world.” (124:26)
• Honesty about the classic market dips and “seasonality” (“Right about the time Big Tex goes up, the car market's going to fall.” 52:20).

12. Musical Comedy and Parody Segments (37:23, 116:08)

• In-character performances: “Goodbye, Summer” (Sound of Silence parody); “Touching tribute” to a Dollar General bear as a Titanic send-up.
  • Bear Husband: “We had three little cubs…Timmy, Todd and Buzz…she just couldn’t say no, craving for Jif peanut butter.” (117:19)
• The team’s own song parodies (e.g., Taylor Swift as “the life of a hoe showgirl”).

13. Food Opinions, Fast Food, and Mexican Food Riffs (59:24–65:27)

• Taco Bell’s overseas success, new Irish fans, and debates over fast food Mexican’s authenticity.
  • “Taco Bell does not suck. But there are better fast food places.” – John (61:33)
• Anecdotes about real Mexican cooking, illegals, street tacos, and what real “Mexican food” means compared to fast food.

14. Fan Club, Listener Communities, and Behind-the-Scenes

• Shout-out to the Buick Club, Wolf Pack Nights, and YouTube livechat (66:12, 121:54).
  • Listeners and regulars help create an interactive experience through the call-ins and digital crowd.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• [00:47] “Ladies like to tune in to hear the inside of the locker room tour.”
• [03:05] “The word narcissistic, by the way…is completely overused. It’s just become so mainstream…like, ‘the dog is narcissistic.’”
• [13:17] “Just a narcissist. Just not a sociopath.” – John (Live sociopath quiz segment)
• [12:15] “A guy went to a booty call, walked in the wrong house and got shot. He died.”
• [16:54] “Is there any desire for these things? I was thinking about spending money to restore it…” (classic car call)
• [17:08] “When you’re done spending $15–20,000 on it, it'll be worth six…people’d rather buy an IROC.” – John
• [20:42] “I had this friend that's been taking Kratom. Does anyone have any experience with Kratom?”
• [27:01] “That stuff is bad news…I had to detox with Suboxone.” – Patrick, Houston (Kratom)
• [29:13] “With repeated use, you begin to see the Salvia…not as pleasant as it sounds.” – Bobbo
• [31:55] “Everybody sounds like a bunch of old folks—impotency, ailments, and stuff.”
• [35:07] “Taylor Swift dropped a new album…she had a black kitten in it. My wife thought it was a sign.”
• [91:41] “She’s got this song called ‘Wood,’ it’s about Travis Kelsey’s johnson.” – John
• [127:36] “Crab, I got a surprise for you... Chip Foose, are you there?” — Impressive impromptu 1-on-1 with a legendary car builder.

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Narcissist/Sociopath Quiz: [07:08–13:22]
• Listener Car Value Calls: Multiple points, notably [16:54], [51:12], [86:38], [122:59]
• Kratom & Drug Discussions: [20:42–27:51], [26:43–30:06]
• Taylor Swift Mania: [35:09–41:57]; part two [90:47–99:59]
• Chip Foose Interview: [127:36–139:46]
• Bear Parody Song: [116:08]
• Smiths Song Backtrack Contest: [142:09–146:32]

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Tone and Style

• Language: Irreverent, “locker room,” brash and tongue-in-cheek; often self-deprecating and intentionally provocative; hosts riff off each other and push boundaries while occasionally veering into serious or heartfelt territory.
• Approach: Highly interactive, “guy talk” energy, a balance of know-how (especially on cars) and nonsense, open to audience and host detours.

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For New Listeners

Expect a high-octane, unapologetic combination of car-dealer candor, old-school radio antics, music critique, and relentless caller action—plus real insight into automotive culture, and a touch of pop-culture absurdity. Each show is unpredictable, with moments of surprisingly sharp wisdom amid the punchlines. If you’re ready for a candid and slightly chaotic look at today’s guy culture—with a classic car twist and plenty of listener participation—this is your show.

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Episode Standouts

Must-Listen:

• Sociopath/narcissist quiz and reflections on sibling rivalry (07:08–13:22)
• Chip Foose insider interview: Ford GT, car hoarding, SEMA prep (127:36–139:46)
• Outrageous listener “butt-naked husband” story (21:36)
• Taylor Swift mania, home-life invasion (90:47–99:59)
• Car Lightning Round—see if your classic is trash or treasure (throughout, esp. 86:38, 122:59)

Funniest Bit:

• Parody of "My Heart Will Go On" by a grieving Dollar General bear’s widower (116:08)

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Final Thoughts

Episode #524 is a prime example of The John Clay Wolfe Show at full throttle—a blend of sharp car insights, candid life advice, pop culture chaos, and brash, comedic camaraderie. Whether you’re a gearhead, a sports nut, or just love a good off-the-cuff radio brawl, this episode delivers.

Transcript

[A]

From the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com call John toll free. Cheap bastards, 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. Now, John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Saturday morning. Great to be here live. Good morning. Wake up. Get your coffee. Knock one out. Roll your old lady over. Get it out of the way. It's time to get to work.

[C]

Yeah, get up, get to work.

[B]

Time to get to work on. On guy stuff. Yes, guys, it's the guy show. Oh, you know, I was looking at our YouTube channel has been growing in our male to female ratios, like 92 to 8.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Imagine that a little bit. Well, I mean, ladies like to tune into this because they like to hear the inside of the locker room tour. All right. Yeah.

[D]

I mean, they call the show. A lot of times they hit me personally off the air quite often.

[B]

How many show listeners have you ever had sex with?

[D]

Oh, golly. I mean, that's very personal.

[B]

That have, like, tracked you down and demanded your love. Making 7.

[E]

Wow.

[D]

8.

[B]

I remember that first one in Houston.

[C]

Yep, yep, yep.

[B]

Crazy one.

[C]

I was there for that.

[D]

Oh, yeah. First one with. With this program. Yeah, listen, I was.

[E]

I've been.

[D]

I've been jockeying radio shows since I was 17, man.

[B]

Right.

[D]

And it started in a small, small town where women can find you easily understood. And they did. And those were good times, you know, I mean, I don't want to play myself like I'm the most promiscuous person in the world, but for a time, I may have been, and that's okay.

[B]

Well, tell us a little more about that. Tell us your butt stories. Uncle Bobbo in the big chair.

[D]

I don't. You know, there weren't a lot of buds.

[C]

Yeah, I bet there was.

[D]

It's kind of crazy to say. Oh, you're from Johnson county, right?

[B]

Butt Stories by Uncle Bobbo.

[D]

We don't have that where I come from.

[B]

Butt stories?

[D]

No, we don't call it that.

[B]

My brother always told me it's butt stories. Huh? That was. That was a. My brother was like Chet from Weird Science. But, yeah. Tell me your butt story, junior, and you slap me. You know, the only reason that girl's dating you is so that she can be closer to me, you know, the only reason you got that. Oh, there's no question. Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. The only reason that that girl's out here, over here at the house.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Acting like she wants to hang out with you is so that she could be around me now.

[C]

He did that just to upset you?

[B]

No, he believed it.

[C]

No, he has mirrors.

[D]

See, I always thought that a lot of that was, like, me projecting because I had an older sibling, too, and all my young life, I felt like I was getting quite a dose of that from my older sister, that narcissistic binge. And looking back, I think a lot of that may have just been, like, my insecurity.

[B]

What was your. What was your. The word narcissistic, by the way? I mean, this is coming from a narcissist. It's completely overused. I mean, it's just. It's just become so mainstream. I mean, like, oh, yeah, the dog is narcissistic all the time.

[D]

It's like a yield sign.

[B]

It's like a yield size.

[D]

They're using it for everything.

[B]

So you calling your sister narcissistic, you. It brought. It brought you down a notch in my eyes.

[D]

I felt like. I felt like she made things all about her. But I was saying, actually, not that she was. That I felt like maybe she was. And looking back the way we get along now, and we really, you know, spend good time together and have good talks, I think it might have just been me.

[C]

So what you're saying in your projection to John is actually. It was his perception.

[D]

No, no, no. This is all about me.

[B]

I don't.

[D]

Listen, I've met your brother. It's all about you.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

You know, I mean, I'll take your word for it, but he's always real cool to me.

[C]

But he's great.

[D]

You know, narcissists. Pardon me, but Will get a handle on you that way. They'll be really nice, of course. Lovey, friendly and skill. And they pick you up by the neck a little bit. You know, it's. It's. It's a different kind of grooming.

[B]

Grooming? Like.

[D]

Like, yeah, they're gonna be nice to you until you're at ease, and then.

[C]

They get you.

[D]

Shake you like a dog.

[B]

What do they want? Do they want your sex?

[D]

I think. No, I think just power. Yeah. Control.

[C]

Control. Sociopaths do. And as do sociopaths.

[D]

That's actually a better word a lot of the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

You always said Russ Martin was a sociopath.

[C]

Absolutely. There's a. There's a online, there's a quiz. There's like, 10 questions. Does this person do this, this, this, this? And Russ, I love him to death.

[B]

Literally, he's dead. Check, check, check. You can't love him anymore.

[C]

Every single one.

[F]

Can you pull that quiz up?

[C]

I'LL look it up.

[F]

We should probably take it. See who else is on the show, right?

[B]

I'm curious, Joe, in Pittsburgh, are you a narcissist or a sociopath?

[E]

Neither, as far as I've been.

[F]

Oh, he dropped.

[D]

Just not very good with the telephone, I bet.

[B]

It's our system. You know, I asked Sean to redo it a while back and. But it's still screwed up. Joe. Sorry. It cut. It cut off, Joe. Bye, Joe. Hey, Pre K. Put him on hold. Why are you sitting there talking to Speech impediment Terrence for 20 minutes? I mean, what are y' all talking about? Really? Really? What are you talking about?

[F]

Well, you know, he's a really smart guy. We mostly talk about like politics and, you know, just current events. What's going on?

[B]

You're supposed to be sitting here screening phone calls and you're on the phone with Speech Impediment. Terence, Terence, fill me in real quick on your conversation with Prek.

[E]

Yeah, we were talking about Bo Diddley. You know, he say he like to get one year of credit for being, I think he all four years.

[B]

Okay, that makes no sense. That's cool.

[E]

That ain't right, the way he roughed up that lady.

[D]

Oh, he's talking about Diddy.

[C]

Did he?

[B]

Oh, he said Bo Diddley.

[D]

He said Bo Diddley.

[B]

So Speech Impediment Terrence and the white black guy, DJ Pre K are having a rapper battle conversation on the side during the show while Pre K is supposed to be screening the phone calls.

[F]

Talk about P. Diddy.

[E]

Trying to keep me away.

[B]

I need you to quit calling in and diddling my Pre K. Oh, okay.

[E]

How about that lady with those rules? She's 91. Her name is Kaden.

[B]

Hold tight. Hey, Terrence. Terrence. Hold that thought. Okay, J.D. are you ready? You got this quiz for the quiz.

[C]

Yes. These are. I'll give you the short version.

[B]

And is this for the narcissist or for the crazy sociopaths?

[C]

This is. This is the worst version. Narcissists are kind of self centered. Sociopaths are actually dangerous.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

A hunger for power or dominance.

[B]

And are we scoring ourselves?

[C]

If you'd like. You score this any way you want to.

[B]

Are you scoring yourself?

[F]

Yeah, I'm scoring my health, the self, my head.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Baba, are you scoring yourself? Oh, yeah. Okay, so I'm going to check myself as. Yes.

[F]

Okay, I agree. Yeah.

[B]

On you.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay, sure. I mean, it's just.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Do we want to keep going forward? Do we want to do better? Do we want power yeah.

[F]

Yes.

[C]

Devious or deceptive tendencies.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[F]

I'm going to have to say yes on that.

[B]

Yeah, it can be. Yeah.

[D]

This one to five.

[F]

Just yes or no?

[C]

Just yes or no.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Ruthlessness in your pursuit of your goals. Ruthlessness. Sociopathy, folks.

[B]

Not anymore. Okay.

[F]

I'm just saying. No for me.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Hostile or aggressive toward others? Hostile or aggressive. Either one. Toward others?

[B]

Not anymore. No. But this is great that you don't.

[C]

Get cured of sociopathy. I'm sorry. Easily. Oh, angered or irritated?

[B]

Yes. Did you freak out and threaten to kill? The drive through people?

[F]

Not easily, though.

[D]

Okay, okay. But not easily.

[C]

Yes, I killed them. But not easily.

[B]

Wait, wait, you said kill? No, not kill.

[C]

Not kill. This says easily angered or irritated.

[D]

Is that the fourth question of the fifth?

[C]

That is number five.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Number six is, are you irresponsible in your decision making?

[A]

No.

[B]

No.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Are you What? In your decision.

[C]

Irresponsible in your decision making?

[B]

This is a sociopath test. Yeah.

[C]

There's 15 if you don't keep going a lot. Number seven, superficial charm or powers of persuasion. Yeah, superficial charm or powers of persuasion.

[B]

So like con man.

[C]

Correct.

[B]

No.

[C]

And the next one falls under the kind of the same thing. Broken moral compass or limited conscience. I'd say no to everybody.

[B]

My wife says I do not have empathy.

[F]

Oh, I get that all the time too.

[B]

Yeah, but that's not a question.

[C]

I haven't asked that one. Few close bonds or personal relationships? Personal relationships. Very few close bonds. Okay, now you got lots of friends. Do you have manipulative tendencies? Hell, everybody in this room gets a big yes. There's a couple more here. Entitled or impunity? Are you feel entitled or like you're better than everybody? Okay. No, I'll just do a couple more here.

[B]

Oh, Bobbo disagrees. No.

[C]

Cheap thrill seeking tendencies.

[B]

Oh, oh, yeah. Motocross. Yeah.

[F]

John, you Definitely. Yes on that.

[C]

All right, finally, emotional detachment. Detachment, a final sign of a sociopath. Or emotional detachment which may show up as being cool, callous or emotionally absent.

[B]

No, me. I mean, are you.

[F]

Is that not empathetic? I mean, that would kind of go in there.

[D]

That's a yes for Charlie.

[C]

Emotional. Yeah, if you have to ask. Yeah, it's like the alcoholic test. If you have to ask, you probably are.

[D]

Yeah, Nihilism, basically. I suffer from a bit of that as well.

[B]

I'm gonna. See, I disagree on me, but I. When. When I'm being like that, I want to be the other way. Like if, When I need to be like that.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I. I Want to be. I'm sorry. When I need to be like that. I'm wanting to be empathetic.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

But. But I have a. I have a callous, and I mean, I can turn it off, but you.

[C]

You perceive it's happening.

[B]

Yeah, but. Yeah, absolutely.

[D]

You're a USDA grade businessman. I mean, you've got a mode you've got to go into sometimes to be framed and focused.

[B]

Sure.

[F]

I think that's a good way to put. I know it's happening, but I'm like. I don't want to show it.

[B]

Yeah, there you go. Yeah.

[C]

No, it's happening, but I just don't care.

[B]

Yeah. I didn't. I killed him because he needed to be killed.

[C]

Right. That's deadly.

[B]

Open the door.

[C]

A true sociopath will shoot you. This is. Will shoot you and make you think you. It's your fault. Okay. Would I have shot. Who brought. Who brought you into this room? You brought yourself into this room. Right. Would I have shot you if you weren't in this room?

[B]

Duh.

[C]

It's your fault I shot you.

[B]

But have you ever shot a person? Me?

[C]

No.

[B]

Have you? Who's saying about that? Cypress Hill. How I could just kill a man.

[F]

So how many do we have to say?

[B]

I've never killed a person. I've never shot a person. I've never shot at a person.

[C]

At a person.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

That's. I'm not sure that's on the test.

[B]

But, I mean, if somebody walked into your room and you thought that they had a gun.

[C]

Yeah, I would shoot him.

[B]

I would. Yeah. I've thought about this a lot. I mean, I would definitely shoot him if. If it got to the point where I knew they needed to be shot.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

But Kyle, wouldn't suck to shoot the wrong person.

[C]

That man needed killing.

[B]

I know a guy who just was horny, and he met a girl at the bar, 32 years old. And he went to the address he. She gave him for the booty call. And he went and she said, just walk in the front door. It's unlocked. I'll be in the bedroom waiting. And he walked in the front door, and it was unlocked. And he walked in and he got shot. He died.

[E]

Wow.

[D]

Who shot.

[C]

That's a real story.

[B]

The guy that was in the house, she gave him the right. He got the wrong address. Oh, it was next door. Son of a. That is. I mean, that. And that's in. Speaking of boys and girls, deer season is among us, and the bucks are almost in the rut. And that's when they go down. Yep. You got to be careful for that reason.

[F]

So how many on the list there do you have to have a yes.

[C]

To if you know if you're 80% yes, you're probably a sociopath.

[F]

I don't think it were 80. Was probably more 60.

[C]

60.

[D]

I got four.

[C]

You're leaning that way. So you're probably just a narcissist, not a social.

[D]

Yeah, four out of 12.

[C]

That's. You're not. You're a normal guy.

[D]

Dude, I'm fine, man. I'm just.

[B]

Just a narcissist. Just not a sociopath. 800-800-723-4.

[D]

I'm a misfit.

[B]

800, 800 radio speaking.

[C]

We'll talk about Diddy when we come back after we do the car deal.

[B]

Call right back. Call right. Wait, what? I'll be right back.

[C]

Be right back.

[B]

But we're gonna load and you can'.

[D]

Oh, there he goes.

[C]

You can't really say that, John.

[B]

I knew he was gonna dump me, but I just wanted to get it. I just wanted to get it out.

[C]

We wanted to get the dump machine.

[B]

I wanted to get the dump machine out for the morning.

[C]

It's not done.

[B]

The lightning round is coming up. People on the stream heard [e-mail] because it does not get dumped. Correct. JCWShow.com is our live stream or YouTube streaming. Jump over to that. But anyway, call in the lightning round, the car thing. 800-800-7234. Yes, we're live. Yes, it's Saturday morning. Yes, it's the first weekend in October and God almighty, Michael Turley's playing Taylor Swift. Yeah, he is.

[A]

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[B]

Joe in Pittsburgh, you're on the air.

[D]

Good morning.

[E]

Good morning.

[B]

Hey.

[E]

So a few weeks ago, I was heading home from Houston, driving to Pittsburgh, and I was listening, but I was in BFE Alabama and my Obama phone wouldn't connect. You were saying that you're not a high stakes gambler. And it is my testament, and I believe I have the evidence to say that you are a high stakes gambler. But I have a question.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Do you buy vehicles that have been registered and driven in the state of Louisiana?

[B]

I made my living. I made my first fortune off of credit vehicles that had been registered in the state of Louisiana. I started buying cars in Louisiana in 96 and Louisiana has been very, very good to me.

[E]

You're a high stakes gambler, my friend. Because I didn't see a car with a bent. With bumpers hanging off, dents, not a straight body panel. If you're not going 90 mile an hour, you're not going fast enough. And I'll happy to be back here in Pittsburgh.

[B]

You were in the right place. What the hell do you do where you're having a drive from Houston to Pittsburgh? Are you a contractor?

[E]

No, I got a job with a company that's based in Texas. Working. I work on locomotives and I was in Houston for a week of training and drove my new service truck back to Pittsburgh from Houston.

[B]

The, the flight would have been cheaper than the fuel bill. They know that already, right?

[E]

Well, they know that, but we needed. I needed the service truck here. This is where I work.

[B]

Gotcha. Thank you for calling.

[E]

Thank you.

[B]

Sir. Minus. We'll get to him in a minute. Gene. Oh, here's a comment. I don't know what a 61 comment is. What's a 61 comment? Let me look it up. 1961 Comet. Is it like a grandma car, Drew?

[E]

Yeah, it's a Mercury.

[B]

Is it a four door or two door?

[E]

Two.

[B]

Like on a scale of 1 to 10, how nice is it?

[E]

Nah, it hasn't run in years.

[B]

I love it. I've been. Thank you for calling. I mean I was hoping you would call in today with this. This is what I'm wanting. Wow. Let's just stop the show. Where do you live? I'm heading to Pittsburgh. Oh, you're in Pittsburgh. Okay. Comment? Do you want more than 500 for it?

[E]

Well, what I was wondering is, is there any desire for things like these? Because I was thinking about putting money into it and getting it all restored and you know, is it something even worth doing like that or. Because I don't see them and I.

[B]

Got crushed in the 70s. No, it's not. It's 100 sentimental value if that's what you want to do. And that's a good enough excuse for most when you're done, when you're. When you're finished spending 15 to 20,000 on it, it'll be worth six. You said it's two door or four door?

[E]

Two.

[B]

Yeah, it might be worth eight because it's a two. I'm looking at some. No, that's a four door. I'm looking at some comps right now actually. But yeah, maybe it's worth 12. But I mean, I doubt it. I wouldn't give it. I I don't like buying cars high that I cannot sell, that people don't want. I like liquidity. I like desirability. And that is a emotional car. That, that the problem is, you know, you got that car because your granddad had it. But how old are you now?

[E]

52.

[B]

Right. And you're my age. Maybe your great granddad had it. So anyway, everybody's dying off. The, the, the care, the desire is dying off. The people just don't care, so they don't pay. They'd rather take that money and buy an IROC. Oh, yeah, yeah, sorry. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800- radio. Gene in Arkansas, real quick, what have you got?

[E]

Oh, how you doing, guys? I was just listening to you guys banter about this big psychological gumbo, and I was just thinking to myself, all these guys, you guys are so good. I just kind of jumped in the middle of this and I was like, oh, my God, this is where these guys been. This is my kind of conversation.

[B]

Well, you. You could find the podcast in the. In the YouTube video stream, jcwshow.com I'm glad that we keep you entertained, Arkansas. My name is John Clay Wolf and we will be right back.

[A]

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[E]

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial.

[B]

Assault, riddling the defense by hitting his.

[E]

Receivers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack which punches holes in the.

[D]

Forward wall of the enemy's defensive.

[B]

In baseball, the object is to go home and to be safe. I hope I'll be safe at home.

[A]

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[B]

Juan Clay Wolf safe at home. There is some good baseball going on right now.

[F]

Yeah, playoff, second round.

[B]

You got your Yankee shirt on.

[E]

That's right.

[F]

Damn it. Take care of them hosers.

[D]

Happy Yom Kippur, everyone.

[F]

Yes.

[B]

So I had this friend that's been taking Kreedom Kratom. Does he may have any experience with Kratom? Kratom, Kratom.

[D]

Oh, I heard about it, yeah.

[C]

Kratom.

[B]

Yeah, it's some legal thing you can get at the smoke shop.

[D]

Yeah, they got them at the. At the. At the head shorts.

[C]

And, like, they used to have salvia, which was legal.

[D]

Salvia was legal for about 12 weeks.

[C]

We did it on the radio once.

[B]

Yeah, 800-800-7234. If you know what Kratom is and what it's all about now. What. What does it do? Do you know, Bob?

[D]

I think they use it to, like, help withdrawal symptoms from. From other. Other drugs. And I've heard that it can be very beneficial for that. But, you know, since you can just walk in and pick it up and pay for it, a lot of people are using it for, like, for recreational purposes, and they say it's actually pretty weird.

[B]

Hey, I know I just started a topic and I'd like to finish it, but I've got a caller online 3 that has a more interesting story than what we're talking about. Jamie and Charlotte, real quick, what have you got?

[E]

Hey, can you hear me?

[B]

Yep, loud and clear. Go ahead.

[E]

Hey. Yes. We were on a golf trip down on Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. I won't use any names. And my buddy picks up this girl at a club. We're all at the club, you know, hanging out and whatever. And she's like, hey, let's go back to my place. So they go back there, and she's like, hey, let's go in the back bedroom, and I'll be back there in a minute. So he goes back there and gets undressed. She comes back, gets undressed, and the next thing you know, her husband was. Was in the closet, Butt neck. And burst out and wanting to join. So he jumps out the window. This is no lie. And we happen to be leaving the club, and he is running up the street, butt neck. We're like, what the hell is going on? And he's like, dude, you're not gonna believe this. He was out of breath, totally naked, running up the street.

[B]

What age was real?

[E]

Probably like mid-30s. Wow.

[B]

See, guys? Was that a proper interruption? Was that worth interrupting? Thank you for the update, J. Jamie in Charlotte, North Carolina.

[E]

He was just, like, running full stream. You know, we got a car load. Everybody's been drinking, you know, golf trip. And he's just like. My buddy says, damn, that's my cousin. We're like, what? He just picked up a girl. And it was like. So we picked him up, and he stuck.

[B]

Thank you, J.B. okay, back to Kratom.

[C]

Now back to drugs.

[F]

Speaking of drugs.

[C]

Yeah, it's an herbal substance. You want the listeners to tell you or you want to tell them? What Google has to say. It's an herbal substance that has a stimulant or opioid effect, stimulates alertness, rapid heart rate, increased energy. Also can cause relaxation, confusion, and pain relief.

[F]

That's a lot of things to happen at once.

[B]

Sounds like hydrocodone.

[C]

Kind of does.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Except you can bite over the counter, I guess, for now.

[B]

Wow.

[D]

Yeah, I. I mean, I've never tried. I think people are using. I have seen ketamine advertised legally lately in micro doses. Yeah. They featured this on an episode of South Park a few weeks ago. Randy and his. His grass farm. He lost the marijuana farm, and he and Tali were taking micro doses of ketamine, and he'd be talking, doing big business meetings, and what we've got is a 75 ratio. I'm in the cloud. I'm in the cloud. 75 ratio. He just drops out for about.

[B]

Kind of like me jumping to Jamie.

[D]

No, he just drops out, you know, but there. There are all kinds of chemicals out there that, you know, that are readily available that I wouldn't recommend at all.

[B]

What brought this up is the guy was telling me that he, you know, he was doing this. He had trouble getting off of it, and he finally got off of it, and then he found this bag of drugs, and he. And he was wondering what it was, so he licked his finger. We didn't know his drugs, but he licked his finger and he put it in there and he put it on his tongue. He said it tasted like salt. And he didn't go to bed for three days.

[E]

Wow.

[B]

Then it, like tripped him back out. And I think it got him back in that zone or something.

[C]

Was that kratom or do you know?

[B]

I don't know. He doesn't know what it was.

[C]

Yeah. It's a good thing if you find drugs on the ground, by the way, you. You definitely should. You should put your finger in it and lick it. That's always what I do.

[E]

Always.

[D]

That sounds to me, and don't ask me how.

[B]

Weaves of Baton Rouge. You don't pick them up and put them on your head.

[D]

That sounds to me like a very high over ph attempt at making bathtub speed. If it tastes like salt.

[B]

What is bathtub speed?

[D]

Like, you know, these. These homemade meth guys are making their own meth. If it's low, it might turn out pink or blue.

[C]

Wouldn't there a thing called bath salts for a while?

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

Are they salty? I would.

[C]

I would think by the name salty dog.

[D]

Use Your dagger, John.

[B]

Bathtub meth. Oh, my God. Charlie, are you playing Taylor Swift all day on the outro with you?

[F]

I, I, for some reason we have to play Taylor Swift's new album.

[B]

I mean, he promised his wife something.

[C]

A record company. I used to do this on the radio and get kickbacks. Go ahead.

[F]

I have no idea what you're talking about. J.D.

[B]

Ryan, we'll be back in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf. Bobbo Turley, pre K, JD Myself, and we'll be back. Uno memento, por favor. This is the John Clay Wolf show brought to you coast to coast every Saturday morning live. And we're one of the last live shows on rock stations in the world. And they want me to pre record it. I'm like, no, no, I'm not gonna do that. We'll be right back. Oh, and you go to jcwshow.com if you want to watch it live on the video stream.

[A]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmetheven.com call in 800-800-radio-1, 800-800-radio now. Now. John Clay Wolf, Kansas City.

[B]

Good morning. Congratulations. Your team finally won a football game. Oh, 800-800-7234. We were talking about Kratom, which is this over the counter drug that is an opioid replacement. Patrick in Houston, did you do it?

[E]

I did. I took Kratom for a couple years. Let me tell you, that stuff is bad news. All I can give you is some facts. I basically got to the point where I had to have it. It didn't create any great high or anything, but it gave me balance. So I went to a detox hospital and told them. They put me on Suboxone, which is for heroin withdrawal. And I said, suboxone? And he said, yeah, it's basically an opioid. And I'm, I said, well, how do they get away with that? He said, it's. They have a disclaimer usually on there that says stuff like, this is not for human consumption. But I'm like, I wasn't buying that because I don't think they could do that with opium.

[B]

Well, if I went to the, to the speed shop today, if I went to the speed shop or the surf shop or the smoke shop and bought some Kratom and took it, what would, what would I feel?

[E]

You wouldn't feel much. They have two kinds, basically. Well, they have a blend, but they have two kinds. They're red and green. Red is like, I don't know how it's the age of the plan, I guess, or something. But one kind of slows you down and one speeds you up. Now, the one that. It gives you, like, the same energy as caffeine, basically, but it doesn't give you jitters or anything. So, you know, as addictive as caffeine is one of the hardest things to quit. It gives you balance, too. So I would take it all day.

[B]

My balance is off pretty bad for my injury. Maybe I need it.

[E]

Well, good luck.

[B]

I gotta keep trucking. Indica or Sativa. Those are the two choices. In the couch or not in the couch.

[D]

What's the stuff you mentioned a second ago, JD that we then. Salvia. Salvia.

[C]

Salvia.

[D]

That was wild stuff.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. My ex and I, years ago, were like, we. We went to. Just for a little mini vacay and went to gas pipe. The gas pipe.

[B]

Gas pipe.

[D]

And bought some salad. Hey, what do you got? That kind of feels funky.

[B]

Sure.

[D]

We got this salvia. And here's the week. You have to. But you have to use a torch to blaze because you have to get it really hot.

[C]

Sure.

[D]

And get it. And it's like you're gone. You're in there forever. And then you come to and they like, how long was it? It's like five minutes. It goes away. And with repeated use, you begin to see the salvia.

[C]

People didn't know this.

[D]

And that is not as. As pleasant as it sounds. Mr. Turley.

[B]

Chris and Galveston. What's Kratom to you?

[E]

Yeah. Now, I may be the exception to the rule, but I've been on pain management since 2008. And there's time. There was a time when the pharmacy couldn't get any hydrocodone, oxycodone. They couldn't get anything right because the way the government works, they only release so much. You have to wait. Whatever. So it was like two weeks. I went without any pain management. So I tried it and it didn't do nothing for me. Now, they say if you take more than it's recommended, that it would probably do something. But to me, it was just a waste of 30. $35.

[B]

Thank you, Chris in Galveston. Baba, you've said that speaking of drugs and old people and pain and fat, you said that you're pre diabetic. No.

[D]

You know, my doctor said, I'm not going to call you pre diabetic. But you said, you're. You're right on the verge, buddy. You're headed that way. So he put me on, and I can't even pronounce.

[C]

It Metformin.

[D]

Metformin. And for diabetes, I've been on it two weeks.

[B]

He's not pre diabetes, but they gave him diabetic medicine. No.

[D]

And I'm telling you, this coming Monday will be two weeks. I've been taking it and I'm just starting to notice, like when I. I take this stuff in the morning and I'll have breakfast.

[C]

Sure.

[D]

Because it'll stir you up a little bit.

[B]

Sausage, eggs, cheese.

[D]

I'm starting to feel like this is the fourth morning in a row I'm feeling like I ate way too much for breakfast. Like it's making me feel like full up.

[B]

So is it like wegovy or.

[C]

No, no, it's. It really works on your blood sugar level. If I do know what your A1C is, Bob.

[D]

I don't know. Okay, so if it's 78.

[B]

No.

[C]

Should be six or lower. So 78 would be. You'd be dead.

[D]

Well, I'm just guessing.

[C]

No. Okay. Yeah. Six or six or lower. Six or more. You're diabetic. It's really simple. So it's a simple.

[B]

My doctor told me about three years ago I was pre diabetic.

[C]

When you get in the fives, you're pre diabetic. When you get into six, you're diabetic.

[B]

And that's when I started taking that shot we have. Oh, it's the dumpster. We start take. I start taking the shot. What's it called? Ozempic. Yeah, we all started taking it and I lost about 25. Some of glue tied and I've kept it off. It's been about three years, but that's all you lost. Yeah. Maybe 30. Okay. And there's not a lot to lose. Numbers got straightened out and everything was never really heavy. Well, I was a pre diabetic. My blood pressure was getting high and all that. And instead of working out and having to do like normal things, I just got the shot and it worked for me. And I'm still doing it about once every two weeks.

[D]

Working for a lot of people.

[B]

It's fine.

[F]

Everybody sounds like a bunch of old.

[B]

Folks on that gives you. Gives you impotency, our ailments and stuff.

[D]

I was thinking this morning as I took five pills right after I got it because I forgot to last night.

[C]

Are you on blood pressure?

[D]

Two of those.

[C]

Are you on cholesterol?

[D]

I think that's what this new thing is.

[C]

Metformin is not cholesterol. Well, forming blood sugar. Are you on. So you don't know. Those are the Three big ones that old guys.

[D]

Chantix, Amlodipine, Atenolol, Metformin.

[B]

And he could remember all that, but he can't remember what I asked him to do yesterday.

[D]

There's another one. I forgot one.

[B]

Speaking of old.

[D]

Oh, there are two. Two Chantix today.

[C]

Two Chantix What?

[B]

Baseball. It's an old person's game. It used to be a young person's game. There's young people still playing it, but.

[C]

Old people watch it.

[F]

I love baseball. I don't know if that's me.

[B]

Basketball been very, very, very good to me.

[F]

Yes.

[D]

And some good games lately.

[F]

Divisional round right now. Cubs play the brewers today. Yankees at 3 o' clock versus the Blue Jays. And then the. At 5:30, Dodgers versus Phillies. And then 7:30, Tigers versus Mariners. Good games. Every one of these series will go, except for that. Tigers, Mariners, when that probably may be over in six, but I think they can see stretches to seven. Cubs upset the Brewers. That's possible. Dodgers, they're going to be back in the World Series, right? I mean, yeah. I can't see why they won't. Atani is just a beast. I'd love to see. Just for just a change. Right. You know, like when the Rangers won. It was kind of cool just to see the Rangers, actually. Finally.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

World Series, the Mariners, they've never been to the world. That'd be kind of cool to see, just a little something different.

[D]

But the teams, they got to get through to get there, though.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

I mean.

[B]

Jimmy, wake me up when this is over.

[D]

Pretty slanty.

[C]

I'll let you know.

[D]

We're slowing down baseball.

[F]

It's a great sport to listen to on the radio, too.

[B]

You ever. No. It is good for the radio.

[E]

That's the thing.

[B]

Better on the radio than is in person. It's so boring in person.

[F]

It's theater of the mind. So I'm. I got weird tendencies. So the Yankees have been playing this against the Red Sox, and I won't watch them on television. I'll just listen to it on the radio. Because when I do watch it on television, they lose, so.

[C]

Oh, so it's you.

[F]

Yes, it's me.

[B]

All right.

[F]

And I.

[E]

They're.

[B]

They're. And you're not a narcissist?

[F]

Oh, no, not at all.

[C]

Only win when I watch.

[B]

This game.

[F]

I am.

[D]

It's long form. It. It takes, you know, it's not really patience. You do it passively in the background.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Nothing happens for 20 minutes.

[D]

Baseball's great on the radio.

[B]

And my wife's like, why Are you.

[F]

Listening to when you can watch it on tv, it's like, no, I, I, I have to listen to it on the radio. That's going to win. And guess what, J.D.

[B]

They beat the Red Sox.

[C]

That's why.

[F]

That's right. Damn it.

[D]

So, oh, here comes this guy again.

[C]

Does a coach call you and ask.

[D]

Her here?

[B]

I don't want to get into her size. I don't want to get into this too deep because I want to do it later. This Taylor Swift crap. But speaking of narcissists.

[D]

Speaking of Taylor.

[B]

So she had Taylor Swift dropped a new album. And everybody's excited. We're going to cover this later in the show, but we were pulling up at a red light yesterday to go to our son's football game, and there was a black kitten on a next to the road. And my wife was just listening to Taylor Swift's new song, and it had a black kitten in it. And she thought it was a sign.

[C]

Oh, dear Lord. Oh, dear Lord.

[B]

So we were, she was like, seriously gonna get it. I'm like, we're not getting another cat. But it's a sign. I mean, so like you and the, like, you're controlling the Yankees game. She thought Taylor was talking to her.

[F]

It could be. It's, it's very possible.

[B]

Maybe Taylor was talking to her.

[D]

I know Pink Floyd talked to me a couple times.

[B]

Me too.

[D]

Why are you running away?

[F]

So you think that's what it's doing to females? Taylor's talking to him like Pink Floyd.

[B]

Yes, yes.

[D]

Part of your enjoyment of an act sometimes, man.

[C]

You know, there are some rock stations playing this music that we're playing the first time and last time they'll ever play Taylor Swift is today.

[D]

They are good songs, though.

[B]

And I, I. Hello, Hello, Hello. I listen to a lot black kittens out there.

[D]

I listen to a lot of McCartney.

[B]

Smile if you can hear in the early 80s.

[D]

And Taylor Swift's output right now is a lot like that McCartney, early 80s music video.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Not silly love songs, but the later stuff, you know, don't say it.

[B]

Don't say good night.

[D]

You know, I don't, I don't hate it. I haven't bought it, but I'm hearing it everywhere last couple days. Yeah. So somebody likes it, John.

[F]

If she sees a chihuahua, she's gonna say that Taylor was talking to her because she just had it in this song right here.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Oh, yeah, yeah. And the chihuahua's name shall be Ophelia.

[B]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Radio California. California. See you later. Everybody else, hang tight. We'll be right back.

[D]

Goodbye, summer, my old friend. It's time for you to leave again. I'm still darker than a new football. Soon I'll be wider than a bathroom stall. I remember chasing tail and cruising in my jeep. Now I weep. Cause it's the end of summer. Night arrives, I feel the chill. From now on it's all downhill.

[E]

And.

[D]

The leaves are starting to turn red. Unaware that they will soon be dead. And the sign said Everybody have a happy Halloween. What's that mean? It means the end of summer. Thank you very much. And live from the usa, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Claywolf show. Starring John Claywolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ Pre K G Drummond. Keith Richards with the world's biggest son of a bitch and Satan, the Prince of darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Speaking of Keith Richards. Good morning, everybody. He's done a lot of drugs. We were talking about drugs earlier. Keith, do you ever buy your drugs, like at the speed shop or the head shop?

[D]

I can't get it.

[B]

I can't go.

[D]

Does anybody know how to peel the boiled egg?

[B]

What? Where do you buy your drugs?

[D]

Our drugs and pharmaceuticals. Everywhere. Everywhere. Since we've got a lot of people out of the tight only go on tour. And I've got. I've got a guy in virtually every city in America. Not only. Not only the major ones, but the little ones as well.

[B]

Like Birmingham, Des Moines.

[D]

Yeah. Metairie.

[F]

He's got plugs everywhere.

[D]

A lot of places. All over the uk. There are three things you've got, dude, to make sure you're ready for a tour with the rock and roll band. Three things you need, right?

[C]

Three things. Liquor, number one.

[E]

Right?

[D]

And I'm not talking about ladies, I'm talking about alcohol. Daniels, right?

[C]

Right.

[D]

Maybe a bit of rum. The Dominicans are making nice rum these days. You need a bird or two.

[B]

Check.

[D]

One in the hand, one in a bush, one with a bush. All right, that's preferable if you're all.

[B]

How to Travel on the Road by Keith Richards.

[D]

Like your Uncle Keith. I say, why is the mother mint love? She's figured out the egg. And number three, narcotics. And I say narcotics not because of opium, because opioids are horrible. Don't take anything that starts with. With the word oxy, all right? If. If you're gonna. If you're gonna go that way. And don't shoot heroin. Dj.

[C]

I won't I promise.

[D]

Don't shoot heroin. Don't take opioids. If you're gonna go that way, take the big boy step. Pull your pants up and have yourself a little bit raw opium. Just eat it right off the plant.

[C]

He didn't know this.

[D]

Give you a nice little nap, something like nine days. But he only do that if you've already done the major city. Because we'll do like. Okay, we'll do Jesus. We'll do Chicago, right? We'll do Chicago and we've got and big show, a lot of people, heavy merch. We make millions of dollars. Even Charlie Watts makes millions of dollars on that. He's been dead for four years. Right. So we can skip Cincinnati. Sure, who cares, right? Where's my opium? Rock and roll.

[B]

Hey, J.D. who's the young actor actress that's so mad that she got replaced. And who replaced her?

[C]

It's so funny. Well, it's actually kind of a humorous things now viral video and actress is having a meltdown. Brittany Ray Carrera is her name. Imagine you're on a TV show. You got cast, they shot the part. Now you're gonna bring all your friends over, right? To watch yourself on tv, right? You got all your buddies over, all your friends are all gathered around. Fact, they're even videotaping the screening. The screening of you on like if you got a part on Landman. You want all your friends to see you on Landman. Well, she had a couple of them recording her. And you'll never guess that the producers.

[B]

Chose to dub out.

[C]

Yes. Edit her out. And who they put in what exactly? The hawk to a girl. Cut number. This is the audio from when she actually watched it with her friends. Yeah.

[D]

Cut to.

[G]

Wait, no, this is my scene.

[E]

I'm responding to what he's saying right now.

[B]

We got Haley Tua. Well, we.

[E]

Literally.

[B]

This is my scene, sister. Did you come in later? No, this is literally my scene. I was.

[E]

They were not Holiday.

[B]

Oh my God. I just literally like just realized that I can't replace my hot. To us.

[C]

That was so soft to be cut out in post and replaced with somebody. And they don't tell you if you're a bit player. They don't tell you, they don't care.

[F]

And her friend is like you Come on later.

[E]

Maybe.

[B]

Come on later. Right? So let me get me another.

[C]

Are you standing behind the hawk to a girl? We don't see you. Oh, that's so embarrassing.

[F]

That would suck.

[B]

What is that thing? That thing?

[C]

That thing.

[B]

Spit on that thing. Little.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[C]

Spoken like such an old man that.

[B]

Greg, in North Carolina, You've got a 94 Toyota, Sarah. JDM Import, 115, 000km butterfly doors. Wants over 12,000. Hey, I don't know. Are you there, Greg?

[E]

Yeah, I'm here.

[B]

I took a picture of this and it's got you so in your phone number. And I posted it on my wholesaler buyer board, the guys that work for the company and there's some JDM experts in that group. And I said if anybody knows what this is, call Greg and bid it because I don't know. I mean, what, I mean, what is a redneck from North Carolina doing with a JDM 94, Sarah? I mean, did you steal it or something?

[E]

No, I actually, I bought it from a place up in Virginia. They, they specialize in it.

[B]

But I mean, are you just trying to rebel? Why don't you have a Z71 like the rest of your friends?

[E]

Because I don't like cars that break down every other week, okay?

[B]

Oh, Florida news. JD Run. Yes.

[D]

And now from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State news with your certified lifeguard, J.D.

[B]

Ryan.

[C]

You've heard of the stand your ground law they have in Florida. Basically, if someone comes into your home, you don't have to back down. You can strange your ground with this Florida man. He didn't use a gun. He did not use a knife. He didn't even use a rock. Florida man trained in mixed martial arts left the intruder beat up, bruised, scared, crying. It's. Here he is, Henny Rojas, talking about taking care of his intruder the old fashioned way. Cut number nine.

[E]

I'm prepared. You know, my first time, I don't.

[B]

Feel in pain, nothing because I don't like guns.

[F]

I don't looking for, for a knife or nothing.

[B]

Only God and my hands. That's it. His English is so smooth.

[C]

It's just. No, he's my aunt, that's it.

[F]

So he just took him down, put.

[C]

Him in a chokehold the hell out.

[B]

Of him and spit on that thing. Spit on that thing.

[C]

Somebody comes in with a gun, I'm not sure I want to attack him with my hands.

[F]

You got to be quick.

[C]

You got to be quick.

[D]

He seemed to know something to do. His voice reminds me of somebody.

[C]

Speedy Gonzalez.

[B]

Do it. I'm prepared.

[E]

You know, my first time, I don't.

[F]

Feel in pain, nothing because I don't like guns. I'm not looking for, for a knife or nothing.

[B]

Only God and my hands. That's it.

[F]

God in my hands.

[C]

Good.

[D]

All I got to afford myself is God in my hands and a pile of cocaine. And I sit inside my house and wait for people to break in. And I hope they do because I don't shoot them.

[C]

No, you don't shoot them.

[D]

I don't shoot them, but I don't negotiate.

[C]

You don't negotiate?

[D]

No, I beat them. I beat them to hail him back to the age of their life. And they call the cops and the cops would come and take the people away. Then I go back to the pile of cocaine and wait for more people to break in. And I tell you this, I don't lock them in door, no. And I put a yellow light at eye. And the people come and they try to sneak in. And when they do.

[C]

When they do.

[D]

Is what I am on them like a rabbit feline. El gato. That's what the neighborhood calls me, the Gato Diablo.

[B]

Hey, Charlie, I got a question for you. Yeah. So Adam Sandler, not Sailor Corolla is playing in Walnut the week. I think that's the 22nd. Saturday the 22nd, which I need to announce and start selling tickets to our car show here is November, November 15th.

[F]

Right.

[B]

And I think might have Chip Foos here in Rollins, blah blah blah and all that stuff. So should I. But. But Corolla is not playing the night the weekend before. Should I have him that weekend too? Or should I stretch it out and have two big weekends? You want to blow your load and be and do all at once or do you want to stretch it out?

[F]

I. I kind of think you do it on the 15.

[B]

Really?

[F]

Yeah, because that'd be a great gathering right there. It's not just the car show and well, last year. Because you want entertainment.

[B]

Last year at the car show, about 6 o' clock they all burned off out of town. It was over.

[F]

That's why I kind of people stick around to see that. And he's got a car angle to them.

[B]

Y it would make.

[F]

It's just synergy. That's how I feel like it.

[B]

Right. I don't know.

[F]

That's just my opinion.

[B]

I think synergy, but I think dollars.

[F]

I know, I know, I know.

[B]

You're thinking that stretching out and stretching it out and having two big weekends at the plate, I mean these places aren't making any money. Don't not get confused and think I'm getting rich off of the Rattlesnake Roadhouse because I am not. So. So having two bigger revenue weekends could Be. I don't know. Well, I got to keep thinking about it. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. The cantina is doing so well. It's. It's making. The rattlesnake is losing the money that the cantina is making. Cantina is really working. That was the best move we made here. People are driving in from like miles and miles. They're hooked on. On the dope of that Mexican food.

[C]

It's so good.

[B]

It's so good. They drive from Fort Worth. I mean, they drive an hour. I came here for this. When they come, remember General Joe's chicken? And you. I'm gonna get you, sucker. And they. They got addicted to the chicken. It's kind of like that. It's that good. 800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. When we come back, we're going to do the lightning round. So you've got to call in now with your cars. This is brought to you by. Give me the vi n. Giving the vin.com so all the bids are good for with. Give me the vin.com and I'm going to bid the cars on the radio when we come back. Give me year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. Jeep Grand Cherokee, BMW 5 Series, 7 Series, diesel truck, gas truck. I mean, Corvettes, new Corvettes, all everything. Lamborghinis, Porsches, love 911s, all that stuff. And classic and collector cars. 61 Comments. Classic and collector cars that like, people want is what I like to buy. Chevelles and basically anything muscle, that's GM or mopar and a little bit of Ford. That's what works. We'll be right back.

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Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevit.com hit him up right now. 1-800-800, Radio 1, 800, this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

Joe in Pittsburgh. 21 Trailblazer Activ. Yes, sir. And how many miles?

[E]

64, 400 and something.

[B]

14 grand.

[E]

Wow. Okay. Yeah, yeah, I like it.

[B]

Go to. Give me the vin.com. load it up. Market changed. The car. Market guys are longtime listeners of the show. Y' all used to hear me talk about this every fall. And it hasn't happened like normal over the past since COVID and it happened this week. It's real. There's a market adjustment. Your car is not worth today what it was a week ago.

[F]

Isn't that what big tech says?

[B]

That's what it said. When big tech stands up. That's the first words out of his mouth. And he had. He's had a gag. Yeah, he's had. Had a ball in an orange ball in his mouth for the past four years. But this year they finally got the gag off. And he said it and it's real. I was listening to Holland said conference call this morning and same thing. There's like, whoa. It was like getting hit with a bat in the head. The market just changed.

[F]

All I get from the meeting was I was trying to say, hey, you know, big Texas has been erected and you just took it to a totally different way. And all I heard all day from everybody else was on the call like, like, yeah, I got. All I got out of this was big Texas as an erection.

[B]

Well, big Texas is at the state fair of Texas, boys and girls. And they put him up every year. And it's right about that time. I've been doing this 30 years and the seasonality of the car market is right about the time Big Tex goes up. You better hang on to your ass because the market's going to fall out on the cars. And it did this year and it has not happened like this in four years. And everybody was caught off guard and we've all lost a lot of money and, or a lot of people haven't sold their stuff in the, in the. I'm talking about the liquid wholesale car market where a market that you guys that are not in it don't even understand what I'm talking about. Like pork bellies and it's a commodity and soybeans and it dropped hard. And so everybody sat back and we sold through it pretty well, but we, we missed more cars than normal. Also, Mr. Means, we did not sell them. We were just kind of all caught off guard and I might have just overbid that trailblazer. I mean, MMR is 14 too. I just gave him 14. You know, I, I need to adjust my thinking. Yeah. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars Radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com.

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[D]

No one knew where he came from.

[B]

But everybody wanted what he was selling.

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He was just some hillbilly who got.

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On a plane and then just landed somewhere. Please beware.

[E]

The voice in your head is a threat.

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JCWShow.com or John Claywolf.com this weekend, Taco.

[D]

Bell announced that they're hosting an ultra marathon where participants have to run 31 miles while eating Taco Bell. It's gonna be super competitive because that's.

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One race where you don't want to be behind someone.

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Back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Taking over your radio every Saturday morning.

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[B]

The hell is this?

[E]

Audio slay.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

That's a great song.

[D]

Gasoline.

[B]

Eddie Vedder. What would you do? You think that you're a better vocalist than Chris Cornell?

[D]

Oh, hell no.

[B]

Not as good.

[D]

Not as good.

[B]

I feel like he steals some of your material. Eddie Veter, like.

[D]

Stole some material.

[B]

Can you do it? Can you. Can you impersonate? Chris Cornell.

[D]

Stole a lot of Seattle women. Lot of my girlfriends who stole my girlfriend in Seattle.

[B]

That's a good song.

[D]

Bought a pancakes and some cattle Moved to Arizona with my girlfriend. I hate Chris Cornel. Hey, Chris Cornell. But he's damn good singing.

[B]

Did he die of auto asphyxiation? Yeah.

[C]

Yes, he did.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

But not the regular way.

[B]

What's the regular way? Eddie Vedder.

[D]

Climb to top a water tower.

[C]

It didn't occur.

[B]

Let him go. There's a song coming.

[D]

It's.

[B]

It's a good one.

[D]

Took a long time to happen. Longer than he wanted. He's got his neck tie on loose like a rock and roll star. And it's stretching. Took three and a half days for Chris Cornell to die.

[B]

Oh, God. We're going to get hated.

[D]

And the water department had no idea.

[B]

Oh, God, That's a terrible stop. Terrible. Stop it.

[D]

Well, he asked me anyway. Man, it's so bad.

[B]

It's so bad. There's people so pissed off, like, hitting their dash right now. Like these. Son of a.

[D]

You can see it, though.

[B]

I know. You're never going to listen to us again. You're going to turn it off. We're satanic.

[D]

Not even sink.

[B]

Not even swinging.

[D]

Stretching.

[B]

It's time for. It's time for. You just lost a listener.

[F]

You just lost a listener.

[C]

We talked about your steakhouse, John. Correct. Well, this person is Paulie Patino from Anaheim, California. John.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Meat is murder. Don't you know that? Instead of promoting your steakhouse, the heifer herding hustle, you should be out with the local wildlife rescues.

[B]

The next we're gonna shoot them and serve them on a plate.

[C]

Next time you're enjoying a delicious ribeye coming up, I want you to remember that that bloody chunk of meat came from a beautiful castle.

[B]

He's making me sick.

[C]

Who was once a baby and had dreams and aspirations, loved grazing. Pray that you'll find the prayers in your heart to shut down your steakhouse. And replace it with a vegan options. That's Paulie Patin, Anaheim, California.

[B]

That would work really well. Polypetino in the middle of the Texas hill country. A vegan tofu joint.

[D]

He's got a point of view. But you've been around cows or. I mean, I've been around cows.

[B]

I've been around cows a lot.

[D]

I didn't. I never, like, got the feeling that they had any dreams. Like, further than dreams and hopes and where's the grass?

[C]

Made me want to have a ribeye.

[B]

I mean, how many. He's got leather on him right now. On his shoes or in his car.

[C]

Right, of course.

[B]

So what happens to all the hamburger when you get your seats made right? We eat it.

[C]

Thank you.

[B]

I'm sorry. Call me maga crazy. No, I eat hamburger steak.

[D]

That ain't Maggie at all.

[B]

I like fajitas a lot.

[C]

I like T bones.

[B]

Okay. Metformin. Anytime you eat something fried, you can feel in your stomach grumble and better have a toilet. Thank you, Mike. In Kentucky with the toilet talk.

[E]

Well, trust me. I mean, that is the one side effect.

[B]

I think I remember that stuff. I did that a long time where you're right, it'll stripe you.

[D]

It's. It's been. It's been odd, but just for the last couple days. I've been taking it for nearly two weeks. Speaking of Taco Bell, speaking of California.

[B]

They don't have bathrooms anywhere.

[D]

This is crazy.

[B]

So they shouldn't have Taco Bells.

[D]

Yum brand foods, you know, Tony Romo's old boss decided they're gonna put a Taco Bell in Dublin, Ireland.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Okay. One to start. This is, like, five weeks ago. It's a sensation out there. The Irish people love it. But it's kind of. Because traditionally, Irish people eat crap, you know, like, I mean, just, you know, boiled and roasted. It's kind of like English food, but not as good. They love Taco Bell. So a group of influencers, one main guy and some of his famous friends, went and got the opportunity to be the first to try Taco Bell from the first new store in Ireland. And this is what they had to say.

[C]

Cut number six.

[D]

This is actually my very first taco of all time.

[B]

I've never consumed one before, so if I get the technique wrong, my apartment.

[E]

Apologies.

[F]

Yeah, it would have been kindness for the horses.

[E]

You know, I'm a huge fan of that.

[B]

The sinus house frame furniture.

[D]

It was a lovely, meaty, cheesy experience.

[F]

I'm gonna try it with some of the fire Sauce.

[B]

This might be dangerous for an Irishman to attempt.

[E]

And scott her questions with matching shot by clover.

[C]

The crunch wrap supreme.

[B]

Pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, green clovers. The burrito and the nachos were probably my favorite. I thought everything was nice.

[C]

Very fresh.

[B]

It's a terrible part of the pen with the blue. B.

[E]

Have I made myself clear? B. Offer the man a proper drink. I drink your milkshake.

[D]

I didn't even know Taco Bell did chicken. It was everything I'd ever imagined.

[E]

Sort of like 7 11.

[B]

We're not always doing business, but we're always open.

[G]

It's raining tacos out of the sky.

[D]

So they liked it. They actually liked it.

[C]

They liked it.

[E]

Liked it a lot.

[D]

And they're adding more stores up in Ireland.

[B]

I was, you know, my wife's from Copenhagen. I remember being over there 15 years ago and I was like, somebody needs to put in a Mexican joint over here.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

They'd go eight crap over it. They've never had it. They need a Julio's. Never had it. Or a real Mexican joint. Not taco crap. Taco Bell. Taco Bueno. Taco cost is the best tasting fast food Mexican.

[D]

I think that's an opinion.

[C]

Totally agree.

[D]

Like, I can.

[C]

There's.

[D]

There's some stuff at Taco Bell. I get a couple of those chicken soft tacos.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

They go fine. So it's when we say sucks. John Bob Dylan sucks. Well, no, you just don't like Taco Bell.

[B]

Taco Bell does not suck. But there are better fast food places than Taco Bell.

[D]

One of our favorite. You know, of many of sponsors.

[B]

McDonald's suck. No.

[D]

On our various radio affiliates, you know, as we like, you know, we're okay with Taco Bell.

[B]

We are. We are. You got a point. I need to cover my ass here. So nice job. Thank you. I love Taco Bell. I just pivoted. It's the best tacos on earth.

[F]

I mean, we. How many of us live?

[B]

Whoever's sponsoring whatever station that we're on. Yours is the best.

[D]

How many days of a week did you and I eat Taco Bell when we were running cars in the old.

[B]

Taco Bell Just canceled. Wolf, you crazy son of a. I told you for years you were gonna do it, right? I haven't heard a Taco Bell spot on the radio in a while.

[C]

They don't advertise TV.

[F]

They're all over because they're going back to the 90s.

[B]

They're.

[F]

They're bringing back the tacos from the 90s. And stuff like that.

[B]

What's a taco from the 90s, dude?

[D]

The enchirita Mexicans. The Mexic melt. The Mexic melt was one of the 90s. 80s. That was 80s.

[B]

That's Mexican. Mexican pizza is not real. Shut up, J.D. ryan. It was real. I know, but it wasn't real. That wasn't Mexican. Mexican. Mexicans and in Mexico are not making Mexican pizza.

[F]

Oh, I'm sure Mexico, they don't, they don't appreciate it.

[B]

They would eat real pizza. They don't, they don't want you to screw up.

[D]

Their double stack tostada was stuff, you.

[B]

Know, I had street tacos cooked out of a, a wheel of a Chevy truck and they take a steel wheel, put coals in it, make a little barbecue. These illegal Mexicans that worked for my granddad that lived on the ranch in a tiny trailer and I was a kid and I would go down there and hang out with Javier and Jose. I'm not making those names up because they're stereotypical. That was their name. We would take Javier and Jose to the grocery store about every other Sunday so that they could get their food. And we would take them by the post office so they could take their, a check or however they did it, money order and they would send all their money back to Mexico. Now these are real illegals, not these fake illegals like you see today.

[C]

They're real illegals.

[B]

These were the real, these are the core of America illegals. These were the good illegals built this country. These were these, these little preppy Mexicans grandparents.

[C]

Gotcha.

[B]

That are all spoiled and Instagrammed out and making payments on fancy cars and all that. Their grandparents, they were hard working people. They ate street tacos out of Chevy truck wheels and I ate them with them. And that was my Mexican food.

[F]

And it was good too, wasn't it?

[B]

It was great.

[D]

I can walk across the corner any weeknight of the week and Emmanuel's house and that's what they're doing. They're right out there.

[B]

They're cooking in a wheel.

[D]

Yeah, I'm getting kind of sick of them.

[B]

Of the Mexican.

[D]

Listen, I mean I live by myself and so that's better to me than like having to cook anything. Let's go over there. They go, how the hell can you.

[B]

Be sick of that?

[D]

What is, you know, bread alone? Like, you know, man cannot live by bread alone.

[B]

Dude. You can live on Mexican food straight up?

[D]

Absolutely I could, but every meal, every day.

[B]

Are you gay?

[D]

I think you've got maybe a Bit of a fixation about it.

[F]

If there was one food to have to live on, I would guess Mexican food.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Over Italian food.

[B]

Right.

[F]

Over.

[B]

Brought to you by real Mexicans, not fake Mexicans.

[C]

Right.

[F]

If you had to eat it every. Because there's so many different variations you can do with Mexico. I mean, every day you could take chicken and cook it 10 different ways.

[D]

All right, you do it. You do it three nights in a row and let me know how you feel about it.

[B]

Can't get sick of it. No.

[D]

I'm with you enough.

[B]

One category to live on for the rest of your life. I'd go Mexican.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf of by Carson radio. RVs, buses, travel trailers. Also at give me the vi n.com and if you want to send some flowers to your favorite Mexicans, go to Gordon Boswell Flowers around the corner or across the border. Gordon Boswell is Mexico's and America's best florist.

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Yo. We're back to the John Clay Wolf show taking over your radio every Saturday morning. Hit him up 800-800-RADIO. And check out the [e-mail] hey, thanks for making us number one.

[B]

So the Buick Club are fans of ours, and they're at Walnut Springs this morning at the Rattlesnake. And we're going down there after the show to meet the Buick Club.

[E]

Yes.

[F]

What is that?

[B]

Do they still make those? Oh, yeah, Enclaves.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

I hope they have real Buick. I hope they come down here with, like, some of the real old Buicks. Like, wouldn't it be funny if they showed up, like 40 enclaves? Like, that's the Buick Club Riviera's.

[B]

I hope they have some brand names. Nationals. I wish I had a grand national. I'll take it to town after we're done. I don't have any here. They did.

[D]

They did call and say they're going to bring gifts. And I told them bring six just for everybody involved in the show.

[C]

Gifts.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

We're going to the saloon after this to go to the show them the cars. Correct. And do something. All right. Yes, they're bringing.

[D]

I hate to spoil the surprise, but they're not listening right now. But they told me confidentially they're going to bring each of us our own North Texas Buick Club shoehorn.

[B]

What?

[C]

No.

[B]

No.

[D]

Because octogenarians appreciate the shoehorn. There's. I mean, there's only one thing you can do with it. But Bob, they like that. It's a good gift.

[C]

Bob. That's not gonna happen.

[D]

You remember Ariana Grande went to the White House and Joe Biden gave her. You know what he gave her?

[C]

I can't remember.

[D]

A shoehorn.

[C]

Shoehorn.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

So you're saying all Buick folks just give you old folks home?

[D]

Well, no, no, but these are. They're also gonna do. They're bringing their wives, and they're giving us a square dance exhibition. No, wait, wait. There's more to big band music.

[F]

Of course.

[D]

They're gonna square dance to Benny Goodman.

[C]

I didn't know this.

[B]

That's cool, though.

[D]

It's gonna be awesome.

[C]

Can't wait.

[F]

A Buick Club. I mean, how many different clubs you think are out there?

[B]

Chevelle Club, for sure. I think there's a lot of clubs.

[D]

They're big fans of ours. They told me. And I hate to ruin the surprise, but, yeah, nobody's gonna be because we're doing this after the show, so nobody's gonna be around there. But they told me they took the first hour of our 10th anniversary show and pressed it onto a 78 record. 78 RPM record. 78 speed. Man, what is wrong with you? That's awesome.

[F]

These people are gonna hate you.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Sir Minus. You're on the air. Good morning. He's. This is. This is Forrest Gump walking across the country. This is our update from the Appalachian Trail Walker. Good morning. You there?

[E]

Good morning, JCW crew. It's a beautiful day in central Virginia right now on the Appalachian Trail.

[B]

I just can't believe you're doing this. You've got 780 miles to go, is that correct?

[E]

That's right. I did 120 since I last talked to you. I've done seven since 6:15 this morning.

[B]

And how are the shoes holding up? I know you had to swap them out once there.

[E]

They got a couple cuts in the sides and the. But the tread's gonna hold up for the next 780. I'm gonna make sure of that.

[B]

What is your Instagram handle?

[E]

So, JD Be at the ready for this.

[C]

I'm ready.

[E]

JCW Hikes the A T. Like T for trail.

[B]

Hike the. Hike the At. So if you want to join Forest Gump in spirit, you can find him at jcw hike the @ on Instagram. I'm glad that you're doing this. Are you walking for a cause?

[E]

No, no, no Cause.

[B]

What about Dogs that Care?

[E]

What's that?

[B]

We started this charity a while back that really never got off the ground called Dogs that Care. You know, everybody like people that care. And we came up with this thing. What was it? I don't remember. Bob, Dogs that care. What the hell was it?

[D]

Oh, they're just like testimonials about things that can happen to the canines around the house. Mostly domesticated ones, of course. The dogs, we love the best stories. Like, did you ever smell a female nearby and wind up hiking down the Apple Ancient trail trying to find her?

[B]

I have.

[D]

I'm a dog that cares.

[B]

Sounds just real dumb. And. And I think we got a name.

[E]

They call that Pink blazing whenever you are chasing after a woman on trail.

[B]

Pink glazing. They have that in pastures too. Huh? Huh? Like broodmares will blink at you.

[E]

The trail out here is like, you know where you're at because there's white blazes on the trees.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

And so they. They call blazing if you. Woman.

[B]

Okay, well, have you found any woman on the trail?

[E]

I ain't gonna speak too much, but, I mean, a little pink blazing has been done.

[B]

All right, so he's walking for panochi.

[F]

Yeah, that's what he's doing.

[B]

That's his.

[E]

I'll tell you, there's definitely a lot of dogs that care out here on trails.

[B]

We have a. Every weekend we have the lady that gets our lunch. Her name is Lunchy Panocci. I don't know if you've ever met her.

[E]

I've heard of her.

[B]

Lunchy. We're going to the Buick Club after the show, so we don't need any lunchies this afternoon. Are you there, honey? Oh, she's got a. She's got to get her makeup right. You know, those Mexican gals. There she is. Why?

[G]

You know. Tell me you're not going to eat my lunch.

[B]

Yes. Well, not today.

[G]

Why do you do this at 10:30 on Saturday morning? I've been cooking for you.

[B]

Okay, I'll eat a little bit.

[G]

He's lovely. You know what? I'm.

[B]

What?

[G]

Your favorito el camina mexicano. It's Mexican food for you, John.

[B]

Thank you.

[G]

I know you like it very much because I made it with my hands quite long time. And there's only. Not only pollo, but as carne as well. So you have the fajitas with the Carnegie. Steak and beef.

[C]

Steak and beef.

[G]

Steak and beef.

[C]

Steak and beef and. And the pollo.

[G]

I would take them out like that.

[C]

You killed in slow motion.

[G]

He's just like.

[B]

Are you cooking that downstairs? Right, see? Oh, wow. Okay. I'm gonna have to have some of that. It's hard to pass on Lunchy from Panochi.

[F]

Yeah.

[G]

Yes is a bottle of whiskey.

[B]

Oh, for bubble.

[F]

Oh, for bubble.

[G]

This why I say like I don't know why, but I would if I were choose and I was your friend. They say I would worry about the bubble.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[G]

He drinks the whiskey all of the time. I worry about you. It's like my uncle, my Uncle Pichotte, he drink a whiskey all the time. He disappeared.

[C]

He vanished.

[G]

He's not comedy. This was back in 2011.

[C]

You haven't seen him since.

[G]

We've seen nothing of him since he.

[C]

Bought 14 years last week.

[G]

Someone left his shoes on the back porch.

[C]

So he sounds like he's still around.

[B]

See?

[C]

Yeah.

[G]

And I don't know where he goes.

[F]

That's your.

[B]

Your portrait.

[C]

Oh, there she is.

[G]

They don't put much of scared on me on this picture.

[F]

Well, that's.

[B]

You were a little more fit back when you took this picture. Was she?

[G]

Yes.

[B]

Was this a prisoner that sent us this photo? I forgot.

[F]

Yes.

[B]

Somebody drew this for us. Lunchy Panoche time. It's on the stream right now [e-mail] but it's. That was a pretty good artwork. Thank you.

[C]

All right, we're about to go to break here. We're gonna come back on the other side. Maybe we'll play some Taylor Swift going out, maybe from the life of a showgirl. This week that album came out. Here's a cut from the first single of the album. It's called the Fate of Ophelia. This will be cut number five. Awesome stuff, man. This is great. Please play this very, very loud played.

[B]

Taylor Swift thing pretty bad.

[C]

In the meanwhile, this is really good stuff. California is joining us in just a couple of minutes. And more of the John Clay Wolf show is coming right up. Please don't go anywhere you regret it.

[D]

The John Clay Wolf show is heard every week on great stations.

[E]

A middle school teacher in Louisiana was arrested recently after a drug sniffing dog allegedly found cocaine in her bag during a random check. And the saddest part is, you know, she had to work a second job to afford that cocaine.

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Broadcasting coast to coast, this is the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free, 1-800-800-RODIO. Hit up the website for podcasts, merch, and how to contact the crew. Oh, and while you're giving him the.

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Finger, give him the vin.

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We now return to the John Clay Wolf.

[B]

What the hell am I listening to? Is this Joe Exotic in prison? What the hell are we listening to? I don't know.

[E]

I'm trying to figure out if you've got studio record problems or not.

[B]

And you're gay and you don't know. This is very, very fruity music. I'm gonna guess this is staying alive from Russians or something. From a federal prison.

[D]

You are correct that that is Russian.

[B]

Is that Russian?

[D]

Yeah, that is one of the. One of the former Czech republics. They love American disco in Eastern Europe.

[B]

That's wild.

[D]

Yes, they do, Joe.

[B]

Do you like disco?

[E]

You know, back in the, back in the 70s and 80s, that that's all we grew up to.

[B]

I. I can. Did you used to like get dressed up and go to those rave clubs, like, and with feathers in your hair?

[E]

I don't know how old. I don't know how old you are, John, but 53. Grew up in the love. I grew up in the love beads in the bell bottom days.

[B]

So did you ever like, did you ever go. I mean, I'm not making fun of you being gay. You're very flamboyant about it. Like, did you ever like go full gay and with the, with the feathers in your hair and wear lion skin and go to the clubs?

[E]

Yeah, now the Village People wasn't my kind of gay.

[B]

That's a clip, guys. Use that. Write that down, actually. Hey, Joe, I want to. I want to do something with you from prison this morning. I can guarantee you no one else in prison is doing this.

[E]

Okay?

[B]

We're going to play four songs that are in foreign languages and you and I are going to like play a little game. Well, hang on, I've got an announcer here to handle this.

[D]

Hi, everybody, it's BJ Ryan. Here's DJ for the promotion.

[B]

Hi, JD Hi.

[D]

Have you seen you in a while? Why are you talking like me?

[C]

Just because you're so crazy.

[D]

You're so cute.

[B]

Good morning, California.

[D]

You're cute. John, did you know there are people singing American pop songs in foreign languages?

[B]

I did not.

[D]

Yes, I do. I swear to God. And I've got recordings. Okay, so we're gonna play four, and you should try to guess. This is hard. You try to guess what song it is and who the original artist is. Okay?

[B]

Okay, Joe.

[D]

Exotic. Are you listening?

[E]

John's gonna win this one because I don't know. I don't know very many artists.

[D]

I know, but what kind of queer would you be if I didn't even try? Try to guess the name of the song, the original artist and their bonus points if you can tell us what language it's in. This is going to be fun. Here comes cut number.

[B]

You know, like when you when you have the kid on the field that's special needs, and you give him the ball and let him run so nobody tackles them. I'm doing that with Joe Exotic right now. I'm giving you an opportunity, Joe, to get one. You've got to have this, you know.

[E]

You know, the sad part is I don't know who sings that, but I know the words to that song.

[B]

Elton John. I'm still standing. And he is queer as a three dollar bill as well.

[D]

That's correct. Can you identify the line words?

[B]

Oh, one more time. Spanish. That is funny, Mr. Turley.

[F]

No, that is Lithuanian.

[D]

Oh, so Lithuanian, you bad boy.

[E]

You got one point, actually, I think Elton John.

[B]

Huh? It's not actually Elton John, but. And I think we need to guess the name of the language too, because that. This is going to be too easy otherwise. All right, so neither one of us got that one. Next one. Skynyrd, baby. Sounds like Babo.

[E]

Does.

[B]

It really does. Sweet home Alabama. Leonard Skynyrd Spencer. Spanish. Correct. From a federal prison. No, that. Yes. The Tiger King is on the phone with us.

[E]

That one. You got that one.

[F]

All right, cut three here.

[E]

Beatles.

[B]

I want to hold your hand. French.

[F]

No, John.

[E]

I should know this.

[B]

Should I know it? Did you get one in Danish? I can't speak a liquor.

[F]

It means German.

[B]

Ah, German.

[F]

When they say das, that's a giveaway.

[B]

Oh, so I. I tuned it out so much because the fan family dinners. I. When the in laws are in town, I just like. I think I speak less, less Danish now than I did before.

[D]

Your wife was texting me about Taylor Swift yesterday and I wrote. You know, it reminds me of early. Of like middle era McCartneys. You wrote back something joking, human.

[F]

All right, last cut here.

[B]

Joe Exotic versus me on guess that tune Artist and language. God, that's so pretty, Joe. Who does that? Okay. No, I know exactly what this is. That's what I thought it was. Oh, we are here, Joe, you've got this. If you don't get this.

[E]

That one's a two tough one because I had two other inmates listen to that and neither one of us know.

[B]

Dude, you're not gay. You're not gay. You're. You're full of it. You're not gay. We've just ousted Joe Exotic. It's all. It's been set up. It's all a ruse.

[E]

It's. It's been a cover this whole time.

[B]

If you don't know who this is and you don't know this song, you are not gay. No, Joe, that. Now I'm. I mean, seriously, you don't know this song? Oh, my God. Where are you from? Where are you from? You're supposed to say Oklahoma, then I say, okay, I understand.

[F]

All right, what is it?

[B]

Xanadu? Olivia Newton John. I have no idea what language it's in.

[E]

Nope. Nobody has any idea. You had three people standing here listening to your radio, and nobody knows.

[B]

What was the. The other two guys? What are they in for? We know you're in for killing Carol Carole Baskin.

[D]

Wow. That's gonna be a big help.

[E]

That's right.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Thanks, John. Cases.

[B]

What are the other two guys in for?

[E]

Drug cases.

[B]

Drug cases?

[E]

Yeah.

[F]

That was Ukrainian.

[B]

Ah.

[F]

I've never heard anybody speak Ukrainian.

[B]

We play that again. I kind of liked it. Joe, thank you for. For calling in from prison. We will try this again next week because I can only keep asking you. I mean, the prison stories are getting old, so we got to come up with a new stick. So when you call in, we got to do some kind of contest or something. Ne. Next. Next week, let's do like, Carol Baskin questions. Okay, yeah. All right, we'll do that.

[E]

Free Joe.

[B]

Thank you. Free Joe. Free Joe. Free Joe. Exotic. Thank you, sir. 800-800-723-4. Hello, California. 800, 800 radio. I'm sure we've offended someone somehow. The car calls are up next, so start calling in for the lightning round. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Oh, my God. You gotta quit this, Turley.

[F]

Is this more Taylor Swift mandated to play it?

[C]

What has happened to you?

[F]

Just like Bobbo. Got a text from your wife. I did, too.

[B]

Did you really?

[F]

And she wants to hear the new Taylor Swift album.

[D]

All day yesterday.

[C]

Are you going to reveal why the big push for Taylor Swift?

[F]

We'll do it at 10:30.

[B]

We'll do it at 10:30. This is the most dumb.

[C]

The big reveal this morning at 10:30 at Taylor Swift and the Buick Club.

[B]

And Joe Exotic. We ousted him as a gay man. If you don't know Xana do, you're not gay.

[C]

Yeah, it's true.

[B]

There's no way. It doesn't exist. Come on now.

[C]

Come on.

[B]

Did you not have a mother that drove a station wagon that listened to this dude?

[D]

I went to the movies when I was 8 or 9 years old. Another little girl my age from the church. They dropped us at the Majestic Theater. They were playing Xanadu.

[B]

Right?

[D]

And we watched Xanadu together. This is like third grade.

[B]

Sure.

[D]

Fourth grade, tops.

[B]

I remember well, we was over.

[D]

She went home. I stayed physical, watched it a second time time. And like xanadu is almost like one of those Disney movies from when I was a kid. To me, yeah, it's just like a nostalgic bash.

[B]

Olivia Newton John on rollers case was kind of a Taylor Swift of her moment.

[D]

Absolutely.

[C]

Yeah, I'm totally.

[B]

Yep. Super good looking Australian chick. Great voice. Great voice, great voice.

[C]

In love with her.

[E]

God.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. The Lightning Round is coming up next, brought to you by America's best car buyer, givemetheven.com we buy RVs, motorcycles, we do not buy [e-mail] but everything else. And you can call in during this musical interlude and get loaded up into the call screen. Pre K will take your call. Give him year, make, model, miles, average rep for clean. And let me know if you want to sell that. We'll be right back. What is GMTVCC? It's a mouthful, but translation for gmtvcc.com is give me the vin. Classic and collector cars. It's a brand new buying division of.

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This is the John Clay Wolf Bob in Pittsburgh, WDVE. Good morning. In 18 Ram 3/4 ton, Big Horn Diesel, 46,000 mile, four wheel drive. Does it have any rust? None at all.

[E]

And it's a 19.

[B]

That's what did I say 18?

[E]

Oh, I think that's what you said.

[B]

That doesn't matter. I mean actually the 18, 19, it really doesn't matter. What's good about the car is the miles and the no rest. You want 34 grand for it? If it's nice, I'll give it.

[E]

It's beautiful.

[B]

Okay, so now what are you gonna drive that you sold me?

[E]

I have another vehicle.

[B]

I bet. Okay, well go to givemetheven.com and load it up and let's get it paid for and see if I'm right or Wrong. I might be right. I hope I'm right. I need to be right. Because I've been wrong a lot lately. Yeah.

[E]

I'll have my daughter do this tomorrow for me.

[B]

34 grand. Okay. Thank you, sir.

[E]

All right, thanks.

[B]

Yep. Yep. Darren, in Mississippi you have a. A 74 Corvette Stingray soft top convertible. 350. So it's just a fiberglass rubber bumper car. 75,000 miles original. You want $27,000? No.

[C]

It's too damn high.

[B]

Nope. You there, Darren? Yeah.

[E]

What would you. What do you think?

[B]

Do this, do this, do this, do this. Go to, go to YouTube or cable and watch Mechum Auto auctions today. They're selling in Indianapolis today and you will find you will see several examples of this exact car sell today for 14 grand. For 14 grand. And then you got to pay them 10% sale fee, 1500 dollar staging fee. It's. It's probably $10,000 ring.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

All right. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. Will be right, right back.

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The John Clay Wolf show.

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What have you got there? Divine inspiration.

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Want more of the John Clay Wolf show? Check out the largest radio show and fastest growing [e-mail]. this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

Brad Pitt for one year went to.

[F]

My school and he was.

[B]

He was a little lady killer back then. He's a good looking kid. I'm telling you.

[F]

Even back then you can tell he.

[B]

Was a cutie because I remember when.

[F]

I got my class picture and I.

[B]

Brought it home, I was staying with my grandma, so she was checking it out and she was looking at it, she goes, oh my gosh, Davey, you have to be the cutest boy in that whole gall. Oh my God. I. That kid.

[E]

Holy.

[B]

You know this dude?

[E]

Hook me up. I'm your grandma. Take care of me.

[B]

I used to take care of you. Do something for me.

[E]

That kid is a piece of. Oh my God.

[B]

Oh, yeah. We're back.

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Back to the John Clay show presented by givemetheven.com call in 800800 radio and check out the [e-mail] did you see.

[B]

Where Theo Vaughn, Senor Juan Clay Wolf wants to date that little Mexican quarterback from Vanderbilt that's doing so good. What's his name? Carlos?

[F]

No.

[B]

Jose.

[F]

No.

[B]

Javier.

[F]

Richard Diego Pave.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Yes.

[B]

He wants to date his mom.

[F]

She's hot.

[B]

Is she?

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

They're playing. They're playing each other this week too. That'll be in our Bets later on.

[B]

Who'S playing each other.

[F]

Vanderbilt versus Alabama.

[B]

Oh, again?

[F]

Yes.

[B]

All right.

[F]

The rematch.

[B]

They're good, dude.

[F]

Yes. They're ten and a half point favorites, Alabama.

[B]

Wait, Alabama's ten and a half point favorite. Okay.

[F]

And Vanderbilt beat him last time.

[B]

Yep. We will see. Okay. This Taylor Swift thing, it's. It's out of control. It's ridiculous. It's controlling my life, and I. I need therapy.

[D]

It's controlling your life Happened.

[B]

It's blaring through the house. Okay, so Taylor Swift dropped her new album. So she has different eras, right? And she's got like 18 or something. 12 albums, and everyone is a different era. And the last thing was the era tour. And this era is I'm a Hoe.

[C]

It's called the life of a Showgirl. Life of a show.

[B]

Yeah, but she's gotten dirty, man.

[F]

The life of a ho.

[B]

She's dirtied up.

[E]

What?

[B]

Oh, yeah, she's got a song. So every song has all this subliminal message in it. All of her packaging has all this subliminal. You take the four different album copies of the. Of the four different covers of the same album and you put them together and it creates something. Oh, like a picture of something. And there's just like Easter eggs through all of her stick. And all of these Swifties are going crazy picking it apart.

[E]

Part.

[B]

She's got this song called Wood. It's about Travis Kelsey's johnson.

[C]

God, seriously.

[B]

This is the song here, and it's in track number nine. Saw the Swifties Think he's got a nine inch Johnson.

[D]

I like that Stratocaster in that, man.

[B]

This is the Jackson five. Oh, baby, give me one more chance. That's what it sounds like.

[E]

Exactly.

[B]

She's singing about his wood and singing about how he got into her thighs.

[F]

Here's the coming up, the chorus. There's the black cat.

[B]

Seems to be that you and me we make our own love a bad time. It's all good.

[E]

On wood.

[F]

I mean, as hard as a redwood.

[D]

I mean, that's like cooling the gang level. Stevie Wonder level. Funky, funky music. Those are complex chords, dude. I'm telling you, she's composing good music.

[B]

No, I agree with you. I agree with you. And there's actually a song, unfortunately, that kind of caught my ear and I finally got. I'm like, ah, play it again.

[F]

Which one is it?

[B]

It's a life of a hoe show girl.

[F]

This song right here caught your ear?

[B]

Yeah, I think it's the beat. What beat is this? This beat is from something else.

[F]

It's the same beat you hear on all songs.

[B]

It's fun. It's. I mean, whatever. It's fun.

[F]

I just don't like that song.

[B]

I don't understand why the world is. Mel. So she was all, she's going to be on Camel. No, no. Yeah. Not every show.

[F]

All shows, she's.

[B]

And she walks out an orange door and everybody's going to the movie theater on Sunday to watch this damn behind the scenes of the Eras tour. And they're all going to wear orange and it just won't stop. No, the movie theater's only amc. They're like, all screens are going to be doing this on Sunday. Multiple showing all day. They're all sold out. Everybody's dressed in orange and teal.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

All right.

[C]

You know, wait.

[B]

My wife, my, my son, My wife's My son's girlfriend. His mother, probably his dad. He's a pretty cool guy, but anybody's getting drugged to this. And I think he's a closet tailor too.

[F]

He's taking it for you so you don't have to.

[B]

I'm not, I will not go.

[C]

That's what I was gonna ask.

[B]

Are you not going? I don't care what anybody offers me. I'm not.

[F]

There's no money that you.

[B]

There's no nothing. I mean, money, sure, if you pay me a bunch of money, I'd go. That's older, but that's it. There is nothing you can offer me.

[F]

Not to see the scene of this craziness.

[B]

It's just, it's Beetle Mania all over again.

[C]

But this, this is bad that she's texting you. What? What is she texting you? Your wife.

[B]

When? Oh, all week.

[C]

You said she's been bombarding you with texts about this.

[B]

No, no, no, no. It just started. No, no. When I, I, I, I've been in California all week and I got home yesterday and she just really wanted. This is blaring in the house. And I'm just hearing about this.

[C]

That's all you're hearing.

[B]

And you got to be nice. You hadn't seen your wife in a week. Right? True. So I'm like, okay, you're into this, that's fine. I, I can, I can put up with this for a minute.

[F]

And she gives you the history. Is that what she's doing?

[B]

Yeah. So I'm having, I'm listening to this because she really needs to get it out. She really wants to talk alone all week. Yeah. Okay. And we're driving to a kids football game. Last night, and there's a black cat on the side of the road, and she's freaking out thinking it's a sign from Taylor.

[C]

Oh, stop it. Oh, stop it now.

[B]

Taylor sang about a black cat in that other song.

[F]

In this wood song, she mentions it.

[B]

Oh, there's more. It goes on.

[D]

That right there reminds me of Janet's escapade. It does.

[C]

That's exactly what it sounds like. Escapade.

[B]

I mean, this is. I. I was tiny when Elvis was at the tail end. I remember when he died.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

In the Beetle Mania thing. I remember Michael Jackson was probably the largest one in my life that went goofy. I remember when he came to town in the. In the Dallas Fort Worth paper. You cut out a coupon and filled it out to send it in to maybe get a ticket. Like a lottery to get a ticket.

[C]

Exactly what it was.

[B]

Who else?

[D]

Garth was pretty big for a couple years.

[C]

Garth sold out three shows, but not.

[B]

To this n. He was. Wasn't Michael Jackson big?

[D]

He was pretty big for a couple years.

[B]

What? I said, sure. But this is. This is the worst one I think I've seen in my lifetime.

[D]

I think it's. It may be.

[B]

I mean, it. It's over.

[F]

The top eight songs have esp. Explicit lyrics.

[C]

Explicit?

[D]

Really?

[F]

Yes.

[B]

Since she's grown up, she's not a. I'm sure everybody's going to hate me over that. I'm just kidding.

[C]

You just lost a listener.

[B]

Oh, I lost 5,000 listener. I think if you put these Swifties together, they could, like, take down Trump.

[C]

Probably.

[D]

I don't know, man. They are rabid fans. And that's when you're in the biz. That's what you want.

[C]

Somebody said she was in negotiations to do the halftime show at the Super Bowl.

[F]

That's correct. Yeah.

[C]

Why did she drop out? Because we all know by now Bad Bunnies.

[F]

I think it's because the commissioner listened to this album and he decided, you know what?

[B]

This is just.

[F]

Meh.

[B]

It's huge.

[D]

No, no. You know what happened?

[B]

She.

[D]

She wanted paid, and they said, we don't do that.

[F]

Yeah, that's really.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[F]

So instead we get Bad Bunny. Big fan of Bad Bunny.

[D]

Bunny's cool, man. If you get real high and like, you know that you, like. The Spanish is in your head. You can't speak it. You can't read it. But you know what he's saying, man?

[B]

800. 807,234. If you want to straighten me out on this. Taylor.

[C]

Bad Bunny.

[D]

No, no, he's put out a little.

[B]

Bamba three dollar bill. You don't think it's gay mentioned? No.

[F]

No.

[D]

There are gay Mexicans.

[C]

I see him dressed in a dress, so that's why I was asking.

[D]

There's no. It's no Cabrones. Bad money.

[F]

He's actually hosting Saturday Live too.

[C]

That doesn't mean he's not gay.

[F]

No, no. I'm just saying he's that big, kind of.

[B]

They're pushing him to get that big Ricky Martin.

[E]

He's gay, but yeah.

[F]

Taylor. I thought I was predicting that whole heights thing, that Taylor Swift was going to be the actual halftime entertainment. They tried, but she wants too much money.

[C]

She wants money and they ain't paying.

[F]

They don't. That's what they do. They don't pay.

[D]

She had like a crash thing. Did you see the documentary a couple years ago, Ms. Americana? They did. I've got a friend who's on a big Taylor Swift podcast and she said, you should see it. So she had a crash where people hated her for a while and she bounced back from that, but went through a really bad time. And after that she said, it just. Just doesn't matter. I'm just going to make my music for myself and I hope people like it. And ever since then, she's been all right, you know, and it's not crabby. There's so many new artists I can't even listen to. 10 seconds. At least it's listenable.

[C]

Is she engaged?

[F]

Yes.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

I don't, like, so dumb. How would I know?

[C]

How would I care?

[B]

You just have to, like, be alive.

[C]

No, you don't. No. You know, I blocked anyone on Facebook that says the word Taylor.

[B]

The Facebook out.

[F]

Got a big old rock from Travis.

[B]

Yeah. So why are you. Are you getting beat up with us, too? At home?

[F]

Not as bad. I was more interested because I wanted to hear because it's blended into sports.

[B]

Okay, okay.

[F]

Because of Travis and there. And I'm like, all right, let me give her a chance just to kind of. So I watched her on the Heights and. Okay.

[B]

What's the Heights?

[F]

His podcast.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

And I'm like, okay, okay. He's. I thought it was all just BS and they're just doing it for the.

[B]

Publicity, but he really is, like, in love.

[F]

Deeply in love with her. She's good looking.

[B]

Old Hyde.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

And I was trying to figure, okay, what does he like of water?

[B]

She's probably putting on some weight and getting some curve to her.

[F]

She's got a little bit. Yeah, that's What I was trying. It's like, I got to listen to that.

[B]

She'll be all right once she throws a couple of kids and gets some hips on her.

[F]

That's kind of what you listen to the songs and she's trying to talk about. That's the next thing is like, she wants. Want some. There's some song in here, talking about having kids with them.

[D]

And, yeah, she's grown as an artist. You know who kind of likes Taylor Swift, I've noticed around my house? Zeke the cat.

[C]

Yep. That makes sense.

[D]

No, and this is a good. If you're looking for her to fail, John, this may be a good, you know, indication, because Zeke is wrong about everything. Hates the Dallas Cowboys. Got loves Donald Trump.

[C]

Makes sense.

[D]

So there you go.

[C]

That was a long way to get a Trump slam in there.

[D]

I've been saving that joke for six weeks.

[B]

We'll be right back. Straighten up Bobbo during the break. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Oh, Jesus. Yeah, I mean, it's bad.

[C]

Can you make this? It's bad.

[D]

It's everywhere.

[F]

I'll stop it. This will be the last song play.

[B]

Okay?

[F]

How about that, Jason?

[C]

Thank you.

[A]

You're listening to the John clay wolf show. 800, 800 radio.

[E]

Yo, give me the van.

[A]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

Let me stand next to your fire. The weather's so good outside, man. It makes me so happy. It's just starting to crisp up. I jumped in the pool this morning before the show. Froze my balls off. Just froze my ball. I mean, just went into turtle mode. I won't need a jock strap for months.

[D]

I had my first of the year yesterday. Right here. Yesterday morning. When you get out of the shower and you're immediately kind of cold. Yeah, right here.

[B]

It's good.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. We do have a car show in Walnut Springs, November 15th.

[F]

The weather will be perfect.

[B]

Go to Walnut Springs rally to register your car now. We did this in October a year ago. Was a big hit, and I think this will be a big hit, too. Football Saturday. How did I do last week?

[F]

We pushed. John, did you cheat? I did not cheat.

[B]

I don't cheat. Okay. Because there was one that I was like, No, I was thinking you might have cheated on.

[F]

No, no, there's no cheating. We were two and two. Okay, so 13, eight for me this season. You're eight and 13. I'm up 125 bucks.

[B]

Your wife said you're a narcissist. I didn't know if that made you a cheater.

[F]

Does not make me. Actually there's not a lot of great games this week.

[B]

Last week was so good at the end. It's sad that I'm so into this. I can't remember who was playing. It was, was it old Ms. And LSU?

[F]

That was a good one too. Yeah.

[B]

And then there was another one that went into OT and it went to double OT and they ended at the same time. What was that other one? It was so damn good. Anyway, that was an awesome game.

[F]

It was, it was Oregon and Penn State.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[F]

Dude was crazy.

[B]

It was crazy good. It was like the best college football Saturday night ending at 10 o' clock I've seen in ever. We watched the. There's no more to watch now. It was so good.

[F]

No, and it was. And you don't usually get those matchups early on in the year and you usually get matchups like this weekend. Not a lot of great games. I picked basically what I think everybody's going to want to watch.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

Top 25, five teams basically facing each other at 2:30 on ABC. Number 16. Undefeated Vanderbilt versus number 10 Alabama. Who Alabama smoked Georgia last week.

[B]

That was weird.

[F]

I, I could, I was shocked by that. Vanderbilt 50 John.

[B]

I mean with the points I think, I mean Bama should kill him.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

I don't care how hot Diego's mom is.

[F]

Yeah. Their favorite by ten and a half. Remember Vanderbilt beat them in Vandy last year.

[B]

But Bama was worse last year.

[F]

Yes. Now they did. They started off slow.

[B]

I thought this year they started off terrible. I thought they were going to be worse this year and then they just found their mojo all of a sudden.

[F]

Yeah. Ty Simpson, he's a Heisman hopeful. I mean it's for Alabama have another quarterback. Heisman hopeful. So you think. I agree. I think that ten and a half is not enough points actually. I'm going to move that line. Do you think they win by 14?

[B]

Oh no, no. You, I, I'm letting you win. Well wait, so I'm taking Vandy.

[F]

Oh, oh I'm sorry.

[B]

Okay. I'm, I'm, I'm taking Vandy in the hand there. Yeah, I'm, I'm being a very nice gentleman and sticking to my word a moment ago.

[F]

Okay.

[B]

Thank you for the extra four points. I'll let you keep them in your pocket.

[F]

Thank you.

[D]

What kind of an over.

[B]

Now remember that moment so that when, when there's a tight one with us, you, you're not so Hard to deal.

[D]

With the over under on that one.

[F]

56.

[B]

Oh, the totals. I never bet the total.

[F]

It's hard. That's real hard.

[D]

I'm just curious. I mean, I think it's a shootout, man.

[B]

We'll find out what's next.

[F]

I think Bama's gonna smoke them. All right, number two at 6:30 tonight, number two, Miami is at number 18, Florida State. Miami is a five and a half point favorite again. Florida State started off quick, but then they lost to Virginia last week.

[B]

Right.

[F]

And Miami is really good. They got Carson Beck's another Heisman hopeful.

[B]

And what is Miami's point spread?

[F]

They're favored by five and a half.

[B]

I'll take Miami.

[F]

I think they win too. We'll move the line seven and a half.

[B]

See, I just told him not to be a heebie. And look at what he's doing. Look at what he's doing, Eb. You can't help it. Yom Kippur. That's right. No, I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna stick with what I did. And you're going to let me cuz the last one. Cuz I didn't take the full point.

[F]

All right.

[B]

All right.

[F]

So five and a half. I'll let you take that.

[B]

Okay. So I just cashed my chip already.

[F]

All right then. And in the NFL, there's a couple good games I got to do this open. I love this. I almost call this one like the lock of the week here. Eagles playing the Broncos in Denver.

[B]

Why is that a good game?

[F]

Well, Eagles and Broncos, I mean, they're both really good teams.

[B]

Broncos are good.

[F]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're on the comeback here.

[D]

They're coming on definitely.

[F]

Eagles are favored by four and a half. John Denver's got a good defense.

[B]

Take Denver. I got the Eagles.

[F]

You can't just.

[B]

Come on A.D. the last one, Herman.

[F]

So Eagles cover the spread of four and a half.

[B]

Herman Rothstein at the board.

[F]

Four and a half. Can I move. I'm gonna move that line to five and a half.

[B]

Okay. I'm gonna. I'm gonna do the reciprocal. Then I'm just gonna take the Bronx and the points. Okay. And I don't even know.

[F]

You don't think the Eagles. I don't even know what I'm doing. Five and a half.

[B]

I don't even know where the Broncos are located.

[C]

Yes, you do.

[B]

I know, but I know nothing. I can't name one person on the team who's our quarterback. You don't know either.

[F]

No, no. It's why. Am I. Yeah. Dicks Bonix. Yes.

[B]

Who's that?

[F]

He's from Bo Nicks.

[B]

Bo Nicks. Okay.

[D]

Cortland Sutton. Great wide receiver.

[F]

Yes. Corey Cortland's really good. All right.

[B]

Possible Peyton Manning. Here we go.

[F]

Broncos.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

I'm sorry. Buccaneers at Seattle.

[B]

Seattle's pretty good.

[F]

Yes. Buccaneers almost pulled it off last week again.

[B]

What's the line on that?

[F]

Buccaneers are favored by four and a half. It's at 3:30, son.

[B]

Who.

[F]

Where it's at Seattle.

[B]

And the Bucks are favored by four and a half. So they're giving them seven and a half with the home field points. I'm gonna go with the. I think I'm gonna go with Seattle in Seattle.

[F]

I'll let you take that.

[B]

I think I really want to go with the Bucks, but the Seattle Mojo might show up and that's. That's a lot of points. They've got to be. It's not a lot, but it's gonna be a tight game. It should be.

[F]

All right, I'll let you take that one there. And then. This is the game of the week, which is so crazy. This is the game of the week. But Monday night, Chiefs at Jaguars. Jacksonville Jaguars.

[B]

They're 3:30.

[F]

No. Chiefs are favored only by three and a half.

[B]

Okay, I'll take the Chiefs.

[F]

I think so, too. So we got to move this line.

[B]

We got to move this line because.

[F]

I think the Jags are just pretenders. And Chiefs are starting to come together.

[B]

They're starting to come off. And then I'll take the higher, low off, man.

[F]

Do the Chiefs win by 5? 5 and a half. Because we have to put the half in there.

[B]

Yes.

[E]

All right.

[F]

John will take that.

[B]

The Chiefs. Y' all mark your calendars. Turley will owe me money next week.

[F]

Oh, cocky.

[B]

I'll do another hundred on top of the deal.

[F]

We already have other. You've got this side bet with the. What's his face. Manning being benched. Remember that?

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[F]

You said at some point he's going to be. Not during a game, but the next game. He will not start. They're going to bench him.

[B]

No, I didn't say. I said there will be a game in the season that they're going to yank him in Africa and. And he will get replaced by his replacement.

[F]

I thought it was that. He's going to be benched for the next game. That's what I was going for. The hunter.

[B]

Well, hang on. Let's get this. Bet this. Yeah.

[F]

We got to get this straight.

[B]

Here's what? Here's my bet. That Arch Manning is going to get pulled either during a game or in front of a next game and he will not be the starter. He. He will get replaced in whatever form as the. They're going to give up on him and they're going to put somebody else in because they're not. Texas is not nearly as good as their rang ranked. I don't know why they're ranked so high.

[F]

Number nine.

[B]

That's ridiculous.

[F]

They play Florida.

[B]

If they played smu, they might lose.

[E]

Oh, wow.

[B]

They're just not that good. And SMU's lost all their mojo from last year. How the hell is UT number nine? And I'm a Longhorns fan. Their quarterback is not that good. Dude, that kid is not. He's nothing special. I'm not trying to hear beat on Arch Manning. I mean, I'm. I'm a fan of the sport and he's good, but he's not. The nepotism on this deal is way overblown and it's been so exposed. I don't see why it hasn't adjusted yet.

[F]

It's because of the last name Manning. I mean.

[B]

Well, they're going to get tired of it before the season's or when they get in the playoffs. They need a win. If they get them.

[F]

Well, look, they'll get in the playoffs. Like, I mean, come on, they got it. I mean, it's. They'll beat Florida.

[B]

What's their schedule look like?

[F]

We've got Florida coming up today.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

And at Florida, this will be a good test. It's a real game for Manning to actually play. And then Oklahoma next week.

[B]

Now we're gonna get beat by Oklahoma straight up, no question. I'll bet you a thousand dollars I can't.

[F]

Now that's too much.

[B]

You do have the money. Don't tell me you can't. No. Okay.

[F]

No, at Oak, it's at. You know, what is it called?

[B]

I'll bet you something like one of us has to wear a T shirt that says I'm gay on the radio show that text.

[F]

Oklahoma is going to beat Texas.

[B]

Yeah, they're gonna beat him.

[F]

All right, I'll do that. Okay.

[B]

Their quarterback's too good.

[F]

All right, but you're forgetting one thing. Oklahoma's quarterbacks hurt.

[B]

Oh, no. Pull it all back. Pull it all back. I take it all back. How hurt is he?

[F]

He broke his hand. He's surgery, so he's out November.

[B]

Okay, then you're right, because that quarterback is so damn good.

[F]

Yes.

[B]

That I was like, I'm all in.

[F]

Yeah. So Oklahoma. Then they got Kentucky. They'll win that one. Mississippi State. Vandy at Georgia. That's a loss probably. So let's say they get.

[B]

Not if they beat Alabama today.

[F]

Oh, well, this. I'm talking about Texas. This is their schedule. Then they go.

[B]

They're lose to Vandy.

[F]

Think they'll lose the Vandy?

[B]

Yes.

[F]

Okay. And you think Oklahoma.

[B]

I think they'll lose Oklahoma without the quarterback.

[F]

That's two losses. They'll beat Arkansas and then they do loot. Do they lose to A and M?

[B]

Yes.

[F]

Then that would be out of the playoffs.

[B]

That happen and that's when they're going to switch and have to. When you need to win, you do weird things and they're going to need to win and they're going to have to make a change. He's not good enough. He's just not good enough.

[F]

This is a. I don't think anybody else out there is making this kind of claim right here that Texas is going to be out of the playoffs and Manning is going to be benched.

[B]

I'm saying that if you're right, I mean, I'm not saying they're out of the playoffs. I'm saying they're going to. They're going to make a swap to make sure that they get in. I don't know if they'll get in or not, but the kid that's the backup is a real quarterback and Manning is not.

[E]

Wow.

[F]

All right, Texas people are mad right now.

[B]

We'll be back in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf up by Cars on the radio. Maybe I just need to stick to that and stay out of football picks. I know that's what you're saying. That's your opinion. I have mine. Kiss my ass. We'll be right back.

[A]

And you thought your Saturdays couldn't get any better. It just did. You're listening to the John Clay Wolf show, the number one weekend morning show in America. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

Doing good today for some reason because I've had 12 evening emails at the JCW show site saying where can I listen to your show uninterrupted because we lost our east coast affiliates and some. I think we lost Kansas City. Just stream it, stream it, stream it, stream it. If you go to jcwshow.com you can just stream it. The live audio streams right there. You can go to the iHeartMedia player. You stream it. You can go to the YouTube thing and stream it. It's There. The podcast goes up at 4 o' clock today. The recap of it without the music and the commercial breaks, it's very, very obtainable.

[D]

Dude, I heart. It's on your tv. There's an app for it you can listen to. It's right there.

[B]

Yeah, and I'm giving. I'm giving price discounts today. I'll charge you less. It's free, right?

[C]

Jesus Christ.

[B]

We need to get paid better for this crap. 800. 800.

[D]

Damn sure. Earn it.

[B]

800-800-723-4. Turley. Back to your OU thing, Todd in Tulsa, Oklahoma, please state your case.

[E]

Jcw, good to talk to you. I had to go see my orthopedic surgeon this week and he is a massive OU booster and talk to the surgeon. The surgery consisted of the base of his thumb, about a half inch incision. Put a little pin in there. He's been throwing all week. And Clay, you played college football as I did that. Some bitch will play a couple of Percocets and some lighter Cane. Internally, OU's defense scores two touchdowns and Manning gets pulled because he gets blasted by the OU defense.

[B]

Thank you, thank you, thank you, Todd. I agree that's a boomer sooner right there, but he's saying the kid's gonna play anyway. I'm glad to hear somebody agree with me because you're making me second guess my thoughts about manning getting pulled. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Remember, if you want to send flowers, send them through Gordon Boswell flowers. You can go to jcwshow.com that's where you get the stream. And there's a click for Gordon Boswell flowers around the corner or across the country. Gordon Boswell is our deal. Oh, you got me a gift.

[C]

Gifts.

[B]

Will you take the thing off so we don't have to fight with it for an hour?

[C]

Should fight with it.

[B]

God bless America.

[F]

So this is for Yom Kippur.

[E]

All right.

[C]

I'm taking off a ribbon.

[D]

Yeah, we got. So this, this is an international gift, by the way. It came from a whole different continent and they just came out with it. But we're so late for your birthday. We're just going to call it a Yam Kapur gift.

[F]

Yeah, it's supposed to be for your birthday. Just got here.

[D]

We all. And we all went in together on.

[C]

This jcwshow.com to see what. John, this is going to take forever, guys.

[B]

Now I need a knife.

[F]

He gets a gift and what does he do?

[B]

He bitches about it. God.

[F]

Then he has to open it. I mean, jeez, John.

[B]

Give me a car with an empty.

[D]

I didn't wrap it.

[B]

Oh, my Lord. This is great radio.

[D]

Ain't you got no pocket knife, man?

[B]

No, JD.

[D]

I mean, JD's got to have a pocket knife.

[B]

Like with my kids. Kid would get toys. Oh, here it is.

[D]

He got it open.

[B]

He got it open when my kid would get toys. I have to put them together and unwrap the little crap. Oh, I like that. Rolling Stones. Okay, this was. I rode to sound warehouse on my bicycle in 1970 and whatever and picked this album up. So this one actually means.

[F]

What is it for the radio.

[B]

Oh, Rolling Stones tattoo you Vinyl. This is awesome.

[D]

That's remastered.

[B]

Now. This is awesome.

[D]

Look what it came with, though. The Rolling Stones just bought their own rum company company, okay? And it's called Crossfire Hurricane Rum. And that just came out. And it's one of a thousand limited deals.

[B]

It's a butt plug.

[D]

It comes with a Mick Jagger mouth liquor pourer. You stick that in the bottle, it'll pour from.

[B]

If anybody says that they don't know what to get me, they're wrong because this is good. Good. I love this. What? This? This is memories. Waiting on a friend is on this album. I mean, this was a. Yeah, thank you.

[D]

That's the record.

[F]

The liquor was picked out by Bobo.

[B]

Of course. He'll drink it all. Bobo got himself a present there.

[F]

Well, we got to test it, make.

[B]

Sure it's good, right?

[F]

Don't we? I mean, that's part of the reason.

[B]

Doing his drinking on a Saturday morning. Well, it'll take an hour to unwrap it. Y' all keep talking while I'm. Okay.

[C]

We do another story here, do we? Are we breaking or we do this? Okay, Great story, too. I'm glad we have six minutes because it's going to take that long for me to tell the story. 175 pound bear was caught on video roaming the aisles of the Dollar General. This was in New Jersey last Tuesday. Of course. Here's the cop cam. We have the cop cam audio along with a witness. Now, the witness got very emotional over the whole ordeal because apparently the bear had to be euthanized.

[B]

JD's out of breath from unwrapping.

[C]

I can't believe it. I'm very upset about the bear. Okay, number seven. This is not good.

[B]

Come on, come with me.

[C]

He's going through the front of the store.

[B]

Clear the front of the store. There's people in the store.

[C]

I would rather get the bear.

[E]

Out of the store.

[B]

Have them follow me out.

[D]

They kind of, like, pawed at each.

[B]

Other for a little bit.

[E]

The bear got on top of them. My guys were outside. Luckily enough, they got the bear distracted long enough to get my dog on a leash.

[B]

My heart just sank. I got tears in my eyes. I'm tearing up now thinking about it. I asked the cop, was that just a tranquilizer or did you have to shoot him? And he said, we had to shoot him.

[E]

And I started crying.

[C]

It's a very sad situation. So that was the. That was a female bear. And believe me, yeah, that was a female bear. And they had to put. But the good news is we have good news.

[B]

The Rolling Stones bourbon is good.

[C]

The good news is.

[B]

That's good news.

[C]

We have the husband of the bear here in the studio with us.

[B]

I'm leaving.

[C]

And he's dressed up. Very nice outfit, by the way. But you're in black because you're in mourning.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

And you were going to. You told me off camera that you were going to actually do it like a melody, like a song, like a tribute to your wife. Yeah, you have it already.

[D]

Her name was Matilda.

[C]

It was Matilda.

[B]

Oh, Matilda.

[C]

So you have a song for Matilda?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And it's. And it's your tribute to your poor wife who was killed.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

We had three little cubs.

[E]

Oh, no.

[D]

Timmy, Todd and Buzz didn't know. Yeah, Buzz is real. Broke up. He's five.

[B]

Well, you won't.

[C]

Don't want to get killed in the dollar store. Oh. You okay? You're gonna be okay.

[B]

Are you.

[C]

You gonna be strong enough to sing the song?

[D]

She just couldn't say no.

[B]

Can y' all just do it?

[D]

Craving from Jif. Peanut butter.

[B]

Butter.

[C]

Peanut butter? Yeah, she was in there getting Jiff Peanut butter.

[D]

Oh.

[C]

All right. Sing the song.

[B]

Here we go.

[C]

Before John kills us both.

[B]

Here it goes. John, what's wrong?

[C]

You Blessing.

[B]

Can you do something nice for me? And so you throw this at me to ruin it.

[C]

You've been listening to Taylor Swift all week. You need to hear this.

[D]

This is Matilda's favorites. Oh, of course.

[C]

Love the movie. I'm sure. Here we go.

[D]

Every night in my dreams I see you. I feel so dumb. That is how I know you. Go on.

[C]

Oh, no. You okay?

[D]

Far across the distance yes. And the space is between us you have come to show you. Go on.

[B]

Thank you.

[F]

You gotta get to the chorus.

[C]

Oh, there's more there.

[B]

Far.

[D]

Yes, wherever you are I believe that the heart does go on touching the bear singing his loved One what?

[C]

There's more.

[D]

More?

[C]

I didn't know there was more.

[D]

You open the door and a Dollar General store. We'll go.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

We love you, but. Oh.

[C]

See you. Thanks for coming in.

[B]

Steve in Pennsylvania, president of the John Clay Wolf Fan Club. How are you, sir?

[E]

I'm doing well, Don. Happy first Saturday of October.

[B]

I'm sorry you had to wait through that. It was unnecessary.

[E]

No, it gave me a moment to collect my thoughts.

[B]

Yeah, my thoughts was. That sucks, but that's fine.

[E]

Worse.

[B]

Yeah, I haven't. What's on your mind, buddy?

[E]

Hey, man. We got six wolf pack birthdays this month. We got Victor, Philly Phil, Kayla Grady, Dr. J on 290 Big L. And his wife Christina Valdez. So we got six biggies this month. Month. I'll give a shout out to all the wolf pack birthdays.

[B]

Thank you. I've. I've tuned into the. Whoever talks on the chat on. Right. You know, the chat on the side of the YouTube stream. How many people are on there right now? Let me look. I've got it up. 700. Yeah. 600. Yeah, that's not me. I don't know who that is. It says John Wolf and it asks questions like, hey, what's everybody doing today? That's not. Is that Rob?

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Okay. That's cool. There's something that's cool.

[E]

He fixed the flickering.

[B]

Oh, good, good, good, good, good.

[E]

Yeah, there was some, like, schizo stuff going on earlier.

[B]

What's the name of the fan club? It's weird.

[E]

Wolf Pack Nights. You say sell that.

[B]

That's right. That's right. Wolf Pack Nights.

[E]

So we gotta tighten it up. So we're taking suggestion.

[B]

It's two years in. We gotta tighten it up. Well, I mean, if you want.

[E]

Monetize it, John.

[B]

If you want to keep it small, keep it that hard name that nobody can remember, it's fine with me. I'm. I'm just flattered that you guys have taken the initiative to do that. I mean, J.D. we have our own fan club.

[C]

We do. Indeed you do.

[B]

Show. We are a we. We.

[D]

Six birthdays this month all together. January babies.

[B]

Yes. Thank you.

[D]

October birthdays come from January babies.

[F]

Happy birthday.

[B]

800. 800. Oh, happy birthday. He ain't blind. All right, we'll be right back.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevit.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

And this is the Lightning round, where I put the cars on the air. Austin, Texas. John, You've got a 84 Honda Accord.

[E]

Yes, sir.

[B]

With 80,000 miles. How long have you owned it?

[E]

86,217. I've owned it since about five years.

[B]

Where'd you buy it?

[E]

I bought it. It was advertised up in Northern California. Yeah, So I flew up there and drove it back.

[B]

Is it a hatchback?

[E]

No, no, it's the four door sedan, the base DX model.

[B]

What do you think this car is about?

[E]

Oh, gosh, I don't even know, tell you the truth.

[B]

What'd you pay for it?

[E]

I paid about 4,000 for it, but I put a lot of work into it. I've got a new carburetor in there. I've done the front and rear brakes. You know, new discs, rotors, pads, hardware. New car by mentioning that did the water pump and the timing belt. All new belts and things like that. Mechanically, it's like Turley.

[B]

We hammer like a cop. Hand me the gun.

[E]

I'm sorry?

[B]

Hand me the gun.

[E]

What is that for?

[B]

You're gonna finish.

[F]

I think he's. He's already. He's almost passed out. Now he's done. You're getting too nerdy on them.

[B]

Two grand. Okay? It's.

[F]

John, it's a. It's an 84 cord.

[B]

Hey, let me tell you something. The reason I took the call and he is right, like, if it had 30,000 miles as a hatchback, we'd probably give eight grand for it. The nerds are coming out in the old Honda world. Like the CR V. Is that what it's called, the CRX? What was the little gay one that like the DJs would drive his CRX. Cloth drove it. CRV. CRX. Yeah.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Those things are really coming up in value in a dumb way. These dumb cars are coming back. That car, you know, it should be worth 300. It's worth 2, 2500, maybe 3. But yeah, anyway, but when you get into, like when they start talking about all the things that they've done. New carburetor. So all I'm thinking is, so it works, you know, so versus if you didn't do all that, it wouldn't work. And I wouldn't buy it right now. It works. You don't get extra credit for fixing broken things, Right?

[F]

That's true.

[B]

You know, the money's three grand. But I did this and this and this and this and this. Okay. What needed it.

[F]

Otherwise you wouldn't get three grand.

[B]

Anyway, I liked your car. I'm not banging on it. It's just not quite good enough. Well, he didn't tell me what it takes. I just told him I give two grand for it.

[F]

He said he bought it for four. So imagine.

[B]

And, and, and, and, and. Yeah, I think a 30, 000 mile one. It doesn't matter. I wasted a lot of time on an old honda, huh, Jimmy? A range Rover Sport with 38,000miles Turbo. Just curious. Hey, go to givemetheven.com and load this one up. I want to buy it. Yeah, I like it. I like it a lot. A lot better than that Honda. A lot better than that Honda. All right, we'll be right back.

[A]

The John Clay wolf show.

[D]

No one knew where he came from.

[B]

But everybody wanted what he was selling.

[A]

Check out the podcast.

[D]

He was just some hillbilly who got.

[F]

On a plane and then just landed somewhere.

[B]

Please beware, the voice in your head is a threat.

[A]

JCWShow.com or John Claywolf.com broadcasting live from the wolf radio studios, it's time for the John clay wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com hit him up now. 800800 radio 1800800 radio now.

[B]

John Clay Wolf Crab in southern California. You've been on hold for three and a half hours. What is it that you want to know?

[E]

I'll listen to the whole show on hold. I don't care. It gives me a chance of multitasking. And you got that boom power vibe going this morning. And what does your hat mean?

[B]

My hat? Oh, you're watching.

[E]

My only question.

[B]

Oh, it says foose.

[E]

Yes. You don't know what that is from 6 o'? Clock? No, I don't.

[B]

Okay, Foose is. You know who Snoop dogg is?

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Do you know who Michael Jordan is?

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Okay. Chip foose is that level of the car building world. He's to many people the greatest. All time. Foose. Chip Foose Overhauling was the TV show riddler Ward a winner. He's the man of hot rods and car building. You ever heard of Boyd coddington?

[E]

No. But boom hour.

[B]

I don't know who boomhower is, but I'm glad to know that that you enjoy us and you know nothing about cars and that's fine. Yeah. Well, crab, I've got a surprise for you. Hold tight just a second. Here's who chip foose is. Hang on a second. Chip foose, are you there?

[E]

I am here.

[B]

All right, so now we know what my hat is. I got a gimme hat. I was over at foose's the other day in Huntington beach and you can't leave a place like that without a gimme hat. I've had a lot of people say, hey, get me one of those hats. I'm like, yeah, go to the website and get a hat. I got mine for free. I ain't giving. If I get another one for free, I'm not giving it to you. So, you know, you and I spent, God, four hours together the other day and what the most interesting thing. And I don't know if I can talk about it on the radio and stop me if I can't, but the Ford GT story.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Is that secret or is it okay to talk about?

[E]

Well, I was paid by Ford to.

[B]

Not talk about, do some development work.

[E]

But I was also told that, you know, the shareholders wouldn't appreciate that Ford is going outside of their design group to get things done to a little shop in California. But I enjoyed every project I did. And that was when Jay Mays was director of design at Ford Motor Company and he just allowed me to play with those guys.

[B]

What year was it? Like 2000. Because the car, the Ford GT came out. No, five. What year did y' all do the change?

[E]

Yeah, that was that. That's the 2005, 6 model that, you know, Camilo Pardo is credited with all the design. But I did the initial sketch and I worked on the clay model with Camillo and, and Jay, and we just had a blast.

[B]

So that's, that's what he's telling you.

[E]

A couple different projects.

[B]

That's what he's telling you. Okay, no, no, I'm talking to my guys. He, he's telling the nice version, but another version is he got there, they called him in to approve it, said, hey, we want another set of eyes on this. So he goes up to Detroit and he looks at this thing. This is the Ford GT, the iconic Ford, the GT40. And he looked at that thing and said, this is a train wreck. It looks like a Fiero. Stop what you're doing. We got to start over now. You didn't say that, Chip. I did.

[E]

Well, you're, you're repeating the story I told you. That probably shouldn't be repeated in the press.

[D]

But.

[B]

So they created this car and it's moving towards the million dollar mark. This car just keeps going up in value. Right now you're working on your SEMA car. You said you didn't leave the shop or you didn't get home till 4:30. So y' all pulled an all nighter.

[E]

Well, I'VE got myself and my crew. We. We've been working till between 2 and, and 4 o' clock every night for the past probably five weeks.

[B]

Oh, I didn't know.

[E]

We'll be doing the same thing. We'll be doing the same thing up until the opening of SEMA, which is November 3rd.

[B]

Why do you guys always do this? Why do y' all do this to yourself? Why don't y' all start earlier? We, you know, we do a lot with gas. Milk. It's the same thing. Y' all know when the date is? Do what?

[E]

Yeah, if we had another two months, we would use every hour as well. Because you're trying to make the cars perfect as you can.

[B]

I got you.

[E]

And yeah, it happens every year. It's crazy.

[B]

We.

[E]

I was calling in because I think you could probably be some, some help. I need therapy.

[B]

What kind of therapy?

[E]

I have a hoarding problem. I have way too many cars.

[B]

We walked through him the other day. He's got. He's got several racked up. He's got several racked up. It's pretty, pretty, pretty good stuff. What was that one car you said was a Steve McQueen?

[E]

Oh, that's a day to my Angusta.

[B]

Right? A Pantera. And did. Was it his personal.

[E]

It's the car that came out. It's the car that came out before the Pantera.

[B]

Oh, see, I didn't know. Was it in a movie or was it just his personal rigors?

[E]

Well, the story that I heard was the car actually belonged to his agent and when he was dating Ali McGraw, he was using that car to go out so nobody would know who it was.

[B]

Ah. Was he cheating on his own lane?

[E]

I don't know. I don't know all the facts, but I've got a line on a couple different people that, that may remember the exact story of this car. So I'm, I'm working on trying to find all the facts and, and before, before I do what I'm going to do to the car, because if it is, in fact something that Steve McQueen was involved with, I should probably leave it alone. Just restore it back to what it was. Exactly. But if it wasn't, then I'm going to cut it up and build it the way I want to build it.

[B]

I want to tell you guys something that, that are. If you're into cars or not into cars, go to check Chip Foose's YouTube channel and watch the video on the. Oh, God, my brain's slipping. What's. What's the car you're building right now that the gazillion six Continental. No, the gazillion dollar car for the dairy farmer.

[E]

Oh, the Duesenberg.

[B]

Yeah, Duesenberg. He's taking a doocy and turning it into a modern version. Street rod. Not really modern, but, I mean, I don't know exactly what you're doing, but he. It. It is. I think that will be one of your finest moments, in my opinion. And you've had plenty.

[E]

Well, thank you. I think so. Also, it's a J model Duesenberg. There were only, I think, just less than 600 built. And, you know, I've wanted to build a car like this for over 30 years. But when you bought a Duesenberg back in the late 20s, early 30s, you bought the J model chassis, only it didn't come with a body on it. They went to coach builders, took that. Yeah, you took it to a coach builder, and they designed and built your car. So, Robin, Jeanne Hilarities. They bought a Duesenberg. They bought one that when it was being restored in the 60s, the Body Shop where they were painting the car burned down. So there's a reproduction body that was put on this car. So we're not destroying something of great value.

[B]

Right.

[E]

We have pulled that body off, and we're going to design and build a new body just as if it were done back in the 30s, but something that is much more, hopefully much more beautiful than what most Duesenbergs were.

[B]

And it's. The sketch you showed me is just over the top. I'm excited to see that. Are you all going to run? Are you going to put it it up for Riddler?

[E]

I don't know that we'd take it to the Riddler if he wants to. I would love to take it there. Yeah. We're not really building a hot rod, which. That is a hot rod show.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

But the level of build would definitely be, you know, it would work there.

[B]

The Riddler is the highest award of car build. I didn't know it was just hot rods. I thought it was all of them.

[E]

Them.

[B]

So. So it might be more of a pebble car. I guess.

[E]

That'S what my goal is, is to get it to pebble Beach.

[B]

Right. It's.

[E]

It's share it with that crowd. That's. That's where most Duesenbergs would go.

[B]

Yeah. But this one's a little different than that sketch. It's got. It's got more sex on it than most Duesenbergs.

[E]

Well, thank you. That's the goal.

[B]

It's It's. It's badass. I met Chip because Brandon, you know, the pimp Turley, shaking his head because I met Sunbrew Brandon from Turley, because Turley was doing radio before he had met me. And Brandon would bring his bikini team around. And Brandon helped us with the motorcycle rally, and he was in our little museum in Walnut. And I bought Chip Foose's Chevelle that he built for a guy in Dallas is badass. Rollins and I bought it together, and Brandon was in there, and he took a video of it, and he sent it to Chip because he knows Chip from the BMX world.

[D]

Oh.

[B]

And that's how he and I hooked up.

[F]

So, Chip, when you see that, is it kind of like. It's like, oh, I remember my kid back in the day when, you know, I let her go out into the world. When you see it, what does that do? Bring memories to you?

[E]

Well, I built that. I started to build that Chevelle for myself, and I had built a 67C10 pickup, and I used an all original 67Z28 Camaro motor in it. And I put Camaro bumpers and some other Camaro details on the car. And then I renamed it and I called it instead of a C10. And with the Z28 motor, I called it the C28. And I built it. So it looked like, what if the factory was playing around with the idea of a sport truck back in 1967. And I built it for myself, took it to SEMA. One of my clients had seen it, and he wanted it really bad. So I sold it to him. And I regretted selling it to him. He had sold it to Fred, who had the Chevelle. And the reason he had the Chevelle is when Fred got the truck, I borrowed it from him one day for. For another SEMA show. And he came to the show and said, hey, if, you know, anybody interested in the truck, I'd like to sell it. Well, I was interested because I had built it for myself. So I said, I'm really interested, but I'd like to trade you something for it. He says, what do you have? I said, let's start this way. What do you want? He said, I always wanted a 70 Chevelle, and I had the one. I had done the drawings of it. I showed him the drawings and I said, I'll build this. He says, done. So I built the Chevelle, gave it to him. I got my C28 back. Still have it to this day. It's sitting in the lobby of magnaflow down. Down in Oceanside. But it's a really cool truck. But when Brandon sent me the video, I didn't even know Fred had sold it. I'd have bought it back if I knew Fred was selling it. But now, of course, JC's got it.

[B]

I'm holding it hostage.

[E]

I'm gonna have to pay through the nose if I want to get it back.

[B]

Yeah, that's a good car, man. I mean, I've driven a lot of resto mods, but that thing is, I'm. I'm unfortunate. You're not supposed to fall in love with them, but I fell in love with it, so.

[E]

Oh, hey, that's my problem. That's why I can't sell these cars.

[B]

I got you put on your calendar November 15th, and I don't know what. And it'll be after SEMA, and I can probably get you out here because I could plan to come to California and work that week and bring you out here. But we're doing a car show out here. We did it last year, and Rollins and I put it on, and it's pretty. That little town I was telling you about. So if that works, I'd love to have you be a part of it. November 15th and Walnut Springs, Texas. All right, let's try to fix.

[E]

Only if I can drive my Chevelle.

[B]

You go. That's a deal. That's a deal. Chip Foos. Thank you. Wake up, have some coffee, get back to work. I guess you're going until three in the morning again tonight. The sema craze.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

All right, thanks for calling.

[E]

And then probably in about. Probably in about two weeks, it'll start being all nighters and just stay up and. And get the thing done.

[B]

All right. It was great meeting you, and I will see more of you. And thanks for calling in November 15th, you guys.

[E]

You guys have a wonderful day. Day.

[B]

Thank you, sir. November 15th. He said he'll come.

[F]

Yep.

[B]

I mean, all right, that'll help.

[D]

Awesome.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

That's the man, dude.

[B]

Jean Simmons is coming to my rock and roll show.

[F]

Yeah. You want to show a car off to Chip Foose?

[G]

Yeah.

[F]

I mean, that would be amazing.

[B]

Pretty cool. He knows something about something.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

You guys saw the offer about the Godfather movie, and Albert S. Ruddy produced that. Bob Evans, a pair of my pictures. That was his car. And his girlfriend, Ali McGraw was fooling around with Steve McQueen, and they were on the low down.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

So it's. That's a legendary ride.

[B]

There's some nuggets of info. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf. This is the John Clay Wolf show coming to you across the country, and specifically right now, 955KLOS. Good morning, Southern California. And don't forget about San Diego and kgb. You'll be right back.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmethevin.com Now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[B]

Speaking of videos, we have a video going up today in 10 minutes at high noon central on the John Clay Wolf show page of us going through the good guys thing and me cutting on cars and doing that thing.

[F]

Doing the. What is it that Simon used to do?

[B]

Yeah, just like, bitching about cars. What's good and what's bad. People seem to like it, so I'll keep doing that until I get punched in the face.

[F]

Somebody's gonna get mad.

[B]

Somebody's gonna get mad. Somebody's gonna get mad.

[F]

These are their babies.

[B]

Speech impediment. Terence, you want to sing? Love Will Find a Way. Oh, God. Speech impediment. Terrence, are you there? Pre K? Get Terrence set up. We might go back to him.

[D]

Kind of like he's over there doing it for somebody now.

[B]

I agreed. He's doing his own thing. And we put up that Duesenberg video on the John Clay Wolf Show Facebook page.

[D]

Yeah, those are badass cars. My grandfather had a picture of a Duesenberg on the wall and his gas. Gas station. Never forget it. Clip from a newspaper somewhere.

[B]

I think that he's got a car that could win the Riddler and Pebble.

[F]

Has anybody ever done that?

[B]

I don't know. I'm learning. One car. Yeah, yeah.

[D]

What is it?

[B]

That Dusenberg. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's good. It's good. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. The backtracks. We're gonna hurry this up because this is the last segment, so we got to roll. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Call in if you know the Smiths. Cut one, cut two. Pretty easy.

[D]

What are you shaking your head at, Turley? You know that those are pretty easy.

[F]

Yeah, it's just the Smiths. Just like. It just reminds me of. Just. If you had. If you ever listen to the Smiths, that means you had a bunch of chicks in your car.

[B]

Basically. You got to call in and tell us what the name of those two songs are from 1982, the Smiths. Cut one, cut two. Sounds like Oasis when they play him backwards.

[D]

You know how I used to get Chris Cornell mixed up with Foo Fighter guy.

[B]

Dave Gro.

[D]

Dave Gro. I used to get the Smiths mixed up with. With the Cure.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Well, that's.

[B]

Well, they're both and just face painted.

[D]

Well, here I am, a stick sled Zeppelin guy, right? Yeah. But when I was a junior in high school, all those little freshmen and sophomore girls love the Smiths over. Psychedelic furs over.

[B]

And they were smoking those little vagina slimes.

[D]

They was your first.

[B]

The first Virginia Slims.

[D]

I mean goth girls I ever saw.

[B]

That was little Capri pants and capri cigarettes.

[D]

Smoking clothes, man.

[B]

Man, we weren't smoking cloves in high school. Really?

[D]

Those girls, Those little girls were.

[B]

Yeah, they were smoking clothes. They were smoking those little menthol.

[D]

Little skinny Virginia Capri cigarettes.

[F]

They were only like what, six albums basically.

[D]

And they broke up a two to a seven. Today is the 43rd anniversary. I can't count. 1982 on this day. They did their first live show before they got any record deals at a fashion show for another band. They were like the opening ad act. So. That long ago.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

You think anybody's going to get these that listens to the show?

[B]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Guess the name of these two songs that were running backwards. Win a T shirt. You don't get my hat. No.

[F]

Everybody wants that hat.

[B]

I know. I mean, that's cool. I've had a lot of people, People want to take this hat or ask me if I can give them one. I'm like, I got a gimme hat. This is the best gimme hat I ever got. I'm really happy with gimme hat. Gimme hats are. Are a special thing, you know?

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

I mean, the tractor store, the feed store, the this, the that, the gimme hat. Yeah, but this one's a little cooler. All right. Chris in San Antonio, what you got? Ah, prek. Chris in San Antonio. What you got?

[E]

Yeah, it. Evan knows I'm miserable now. And charity man.

[B]

No. Downey, California. What's your guess?

[E]

How soon is now? And panic.

[B]

How soon is now is correct. Panic is not correct. Have you ever done drugs?

[E]

Always.

[B]

That's. You need to do a little bit more and then you'll know. Highland Park, Illinois, AKA Chicago. What's your guess?

[E]

How soon is now? And big mouth strikes again.

[F]

No, play the second one again.

[B]

You stumped them. Stumped the chump.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

That'S one of their happy poppy, one of their rare happy poppy ones.

[B]

One more time would have a bunch of limeys calling in today. Brian in Philadelphia. What's your guess?

[E]

How soon is now? And this charming man.

[B]

No, Van Nuys, California. What's your guess?

[E]

Yeah, how soon is now? And ask.

[D]

There you go. Boy, I can't believe they got it. Thank you. Lifesaver.

[B]

All right, go to jcwshow.com and pick out a T shirt you like and we'll send it to you. Prek, grab a line five. He's our winner. What's your name?

[E]

My name's Ronnie.

[B]

Where do you live?

[E]

I live in North Hollywood, California.

[B]

North Hollywood, California. I was there yesterday. Thank you.

[F]

Which album do they get?

[D]

There's a live album that came out last year that is all their biggest hits performed live over one big show in 2002 or like 92 or. I don't know much.

[F]

It's 90s. Because they haven't been back together. They won't. Morse.

[D]

It's been a long time. They got together a little while after their last album. To this, this big live album. It's a double lp. Still in plastic, still shrink wrap. Very nice. From Born Late Record this guy.

[B]

We're working on this car. Richard and I are working on launching a car TV network. It's called a fast channel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was working on that this week a little bit, and I went an AI Media Movie consortium thing in LA on Tuesday, and it was so la. Oh, my God Almighty. It was. I was like, this is like a movie from Kurt. This is like a scene from Curb. You're in.

[F]

Was it by a pool?

[B]

Yes, of course. Of course it was. And it was just so la. I was like, this is just so funny, me sitting here here. They're just movie people and lawyers and they're talking about. I mean, it was cool. Dallas has turned into a lot of that, actually. It really has. But it was. It was just all the stereotype of la, what you think it was. That's what was there.

[F]

How many AI movies are coming out?

[B]

A lot. But there's a lot of legality problems with it. Ah, a lot. And there were a lot of lawyers in the room and they were arguing.

[F]

Oh, they all happened to be just Jewish, right?

[B]

Ah, don't be a racist.

[F]

I'm not. No, that's. It's a fact.

[B]

What's a fact? Say it. Okay.

[D]

Never pay retail.

[C]

Never pay retail.

[B]

California, Vegas, Arizona. We've got another hour for you coming up next. The rest of the country, we're going to lose them on the live broadcast. You can stream [e-mail]. and remember, we're going to launch on our YouTube channel that the feed's gonna drop. But the video that we put out this week, we try to put out a video every week on our YouTube channel at 12 noon central on. It's just a lot of work. I mean, those videos, Braden and that other kid is working their balls off trying to get those videos produced and they stay up all night trying to get. They've been working on this morning. It's just a lot of editing. It's a lot of editing lot.

[F]

It's entertaining. So it's starting to work.

[B]

It's, it's, it's, it's after two and a half years of this YouTube crap, it's finally starting to catch on. We'll see you next week. Thanks.

[D]

The John Clay Wolf show has been a presentation of givemetheven.com from the Westwood One Radio Network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[E]

The Wrong Way.

[B]

I am human.

[E]

Fuck her out.