#525 John Clay Wolfe Show 10.11.25

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #525 Summary

Date: October 11, 2025
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Main Cast: JD Ryan, Bobby Brown, Michael Turley
Powered by: GiveMeTheVIN.com

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Overview:

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show is classic, ranging over cars, wild real estate drama, amusing personal stories, sports, rock & roll, and the wild side of everyday life. With the characteristic irreverence and rowdy banter, the crew wades into property acquisition woes, rental nightmares, AI’s strange new world, sports upsets, and listener call-ins with great stories and car sales. Special highlight: the evolving state of AI, music, and pop culture remixes.

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Major Segments and Insights

1. Real Estate Madness & Poopy Pants Connection

[00:39 – 10:31]

• Storyline: John buys a luxury foreclosure house linked by a lifelong friend ("Poopy Pants" from grade school), embroiled in family drama and legal gymnastics.
• Key Details:
  • John’s buddy’s stepmom’s house goes through messy foreclosure; bankruptcy filings delay the process.
  • John secures the property for just over $1 million, well under appraised value.
  • The resident, facing eviction, spirals into confrontation, leading to her being committed after a police encounter with the yard crew.
• Notable Quotes:
  • "So at the end of all this, she gets hauled off to the loony bin. That worked out." – JD Ryan [05:56]
  • "It's all because of Poopy Pants – just because he crapped his pants at my house in third grade." – John [07:23]
• Memorable Moment: The house is across from John’s ex-wife, causing new family friction.

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2. Rental Nightmares: A Long Con

[21:16 – 26:22]

• Storyline: Bobby recounts renting his home to a friend’s ex-wife at cost, only to return and find all his appliances and valuables swapped or missing.
• Key Details:
  • Rent was set at just the mortgage; over 6 years, she gradually replaced (or sold) almost everything.
  • The final months see Bobby receive “payments” of a different kind, leading to reflection on trades of cash, goods, and "favors."
• Notable Quotes:
  • "She got $15,000 worth of stuff for $400 worth of… let’s call it ‘affection’." – John [25:43]
  • "I don't kiss and tell, guys." – Bobby [26:04]
• Laugh-Out-Loud Moment: Calculating the true "cost" of roommate benefits.

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3. Car Calls & “Old Turds” of the Day

[13:29 – 18:30, 86:47 – 89:20]

• Stories:
  • Listeners call in to sell everything from a ‘13 Accord (with haggling to $2,000) to an ‘87 Ford Taurus (“old turd of the day”).
  • John and team give rapid appraisals, banter over rare finds, and advise on maximizing resale value (e.g., remove custom stereos, buff out “whiskey dents").
• Notable Quotes:
  • "Let's see if it's a polished turd… or just a dull turd." – John [13:29]
• Car Bids:
  • ‘13 Accord: $2,000.
  • ‘87 Taurus (29k miles, family-owned): Possibly $2,000-$3,000 if pristine.
  • ‘04 Cummins Diesel (modded): Up to $18,000 estimate with work.

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4. Florida, News Oddities & ER X-Ray Stories

[28:21 – 35:53]

• Sunshine State News: Animates Florida’s penchant for news oddities.
  • Band announcer roasted for “Ozempic” joke about plus-size cheerleaders. [28:32, 62:29]
  • Polk County Sheriff’s infamous thermos body cavity case. [30:11]
• Listener ER Stories:
  • Wild x-rays: Buzz Lightyear toy, Coke bottle, lizards, and more.
  • "Guy wakes up in ER X-ray: it’s Buzz Lightyear. To infinity and beyond." – Listener Mark [35:13]

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5. Rock & Roll and Radio Legends

[19:03 – 21:16]

• Tribute to DFW radio legend Bo Roberts—no on-air sendoff, fan frustration.
• Discussion of DJs’ notorious reputation for creative (and occasionally subversive) on-air signoffs.
• "It sucks that they didn't give him a chance to say goodbye." – John [19:48]

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6. Sports, College Ball & Betting

[47:46 – 61:28, 98:16 – 109:49]

• College football preview and banter: Texas Tech, Texas-OU, Alabama-Mizzou, and more.
• Dissection of play-by-play moments and infamous “walk-off error” in Phillies-Dodgers.
• "There’s nothing more insufferable than an Aggies win…overreact to everything." – John [58:55]
• Humorous takes on sportscasters, team rivalries, and the absurdity of college sports finances.

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7. Rock Hall, AI, and Music Mashups

[33:02 – 34:45, 115:30 – 117:41, 140:57 – 142:27]

• Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductee snippets, including Outkast and White Stripes.
• AI's impact: Mashups and style-shifts (Fleetwood Mac Rumors "as if in the 50s"), AI fake videos, and music plagiarism ("Taylor Swift steals Jonas Brothers’ 'Cool'").
• Notable AI Mashup: Rage Against the Machine over Vanessa Carlton’s “A Thousand Miles”; Slipknot + Spice Girls.

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8. Life Stories, Random Mayhem & Show Staples

[123:39 – 126:12]

• John’s brother’s dangerous box-truck prank, younger sibling torture tales.
• Bobby’s anesthesia confessions and “colonoscopy moments.”
• Regular features: Mail From Jail, Black/White/Latino/Other, Listener Jeopardy (JD wins).

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps):

• "That's right – now my daughter's mad because I bought a house across the street from my ex-wife!" – John [07:59]
• "You show up to work with your hat backwards, shorts...somebody steals your repo truck because you’re unprofessional." – Bobby [78:52]
• "AI will desensitize the world. Nobody’s going to be able to tell what’s real anymore." – John [82:30]
• "You throw your tooth under the pillow, the fairy comes…and your dad adds his ten teeth. ’Come on, divvy up the cash!’" – John (tooth fairy bit) [97:59]
• "It’s all about the mojo, confidence, steam, momentum. With a crappy quarterback, they don’t have the mojo." – John [107:13]

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Episode Flow & Tone

• Language/Tone: Vibrant, playful, quick-witted, occasionally crude, Texas-roots irreverence; stream-of-consciousness transitions but sharp in-the-moment commentary.
• Show dynamic: John is the ringleader storyteller and dealmaker; Bobby the poetic raconteur; JD brings knowledge and rhythm, Turley brings snappy retorts. Regulars and callers add to the authenticity and fun.

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Timestamped Segment Reference Guide

| Segment | Timestamp | Notes | |---------|-----------|-------| | Real estate/Poopy Pants | 00:39–10:31 | Hilarious drama & childhood callbacks | | Bobby’s rental “long con” | 21:16–26:22 | Roommate economics and humor | | Car call-ins/Old Turds | 13:29–18:30, 86:47–89:20 | Appraisal fun & listener engagement | | ER oddities | 28:21–35:53 | Florida man + Buzz Lightyear | | Rock radio legends | 19:03–21:16 | Tribute to Bo Roberts | | Sports recap/rivalries | 47:46–61:28, 98:16–109:49 | Betting lines, inside jokes| | Rock Hall & AI | 33:02–34:45, 115:30–117:41 | AI music + copyright debates | | AI deepfakes/family abuse | 112:13–114:29, 123:39–126:12 | From harmless pranks to dystopian humor | | Listener Jeopardy | 127:05–133:31 | Recurring fun; JD takes the win |

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For New Listeners:

This episode is packed with the classic mix of wild stories, a sharp eye for car values, and uncensored fun—with an evolving edge as AI, music, and pop culture intersect more every week. The banter is raw, the stories sometimes outrageous, but the laughs and realness cut through every segment.

To catch the visual show and more, head to jcwshow.com or @JCWShow on YouTube.

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Listen for:

• Outrageous car (and human) stories
• Insider radio & rock legend memories
• Texas-size sports rivalry trash talk
• The weird, wild, and surprisingly relevant world of AI

Missed it?
You’ll leave knowing how not to buy (or sell) a house, how AI is changing music, and a handful of Florida ER tales you’ll never forget.

Transcript

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[Show Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everybody. Good morning, Vietnam. So I bought a house from a lady. My dear friend from kindergarten. First guy that ever spent the night at my house. When we're in third grade, he actually crapped himself. And when my mom put his pants in a bag and took him back home so he didn't make it overnight.

[Michael Turley]

Got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he attempted. It was enough. It was a great attempt.

[Bobby Brown]

What was his first and last name?

[John Clay Wolf]

Trey. Poopy. Poopy, man.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's so funny. He'd be laughing if he's listening right.

[Bobby Brown]

Now, and he probably is obviously having stalls.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure, just smoke those britches, dude. Boom. And he's crying, and it's like. I was like, man, just wash up and stay. I was excited about having an overnight guest. Sure. It didn't make it.

[Bobby Brown]

Those are good times.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this. That's how this story started 50 years ago and how it. How it is currently? He calls me, says, hey, man, my stepmom, my old stepmom, her house is going in foreclosure. My dad, who divorced her, is. Has a lien on it. She won't pay him. They got divorced.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

He gave her a bunch of stuff. But at the end, she. He said, hey, you gonna give me 250, 000? And he put a lien on the house that he gave her.

[Michael Turley]

Fair enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this is a long. This is a while back. She never paid it. And he starts the foreclosure process. House has tons of equity, and it's the uppity side of town.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Nice house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, no, yeah, it's a nice house. Great lot. It's in Western reels, you know, it's really fancy. And foreclosures don't come up in Westover Hills real.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he calls me and says, hey, man, this thing's. It tried to sell at foreclosure a week ago or a month ago. She filed bankruptcy the day of the sale.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the guy that bought it at the foreclosure sale thought he had it. But the bankruptcy that she filed four hours before superseded it, washed the deal in it. It brought 400 grand. 300 grand.

[Bobby Brown]

Okay, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And like her, the. The foreclosure he had is 250. So he would have gotten paid.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

This house appraises for two and a half million.

[Bobby Brown]

Jeez.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so sold for 300.

[Michael Turley]

300 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

The guy missed it. Isn't that weird?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So then it went again the next month, and nobody been on it because everybody thought she was going to file bankruptcy again.

[Michael Turley]

Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he calls me, says, hey, man, this is a hell of a deal. I know you like getting you in on it. He said, take care of me. Take care of your. Your buddy Poopy Pants, and I'll show you what's going on here. So we went to the foreclosure sale.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I bought the house, but there were two other bidders, and it brought over a million dollars. Okay. But that was still a good deal.

[Michael Turley]

Still worth two.

[John Clay Wolf]

So about the thing, then she. He gets his 250 paid through the court, and she gets the equity. So she calls. I call her, and I'm like, hey, hey, darling. I don't want to. But she also has two other homes. Okay. The. The lady that lives in the house that got foreclosed on has two other homes that are pretty. I don't know if they're nice, but they're in a good place. Part of Shady Oaks Country Club condos.

[Michael Turley]

Very nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Okay. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, like, hey, I don't want to evict you, you know, but Trace, Poopy Pants said that you. You've got two other houses to move into, and she's talking all crazy. Tell me about how her ex husband tried to kill her and how he was, you know, she was fearful of her life. And I was listening all this. Okay. He warned me about this.

[Michael Turley]

We're off track.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I was like, okay, I need to speed this up. But at the end of the deal, she was real crazy. And then she started calling. So I. I called the eviction people. I said, just let them handle it. $750. They'll go through the process. Get her eviction.

[Michael Turley]

Fair enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Oh. She's like, you'll never get a title. You'll never get a deed. You're not getting this. I'm like, listen, lady, first of all, I just bought it at the courthouse steps just like everybody else that was standing. If you need to be thanking me, because if I hadn't have been there, the house would have sold $300,000 less because I'm the one that bid it up $300,000 more against another guy. You're welcome. Yeah, but that's not the way she saw it. So. So she's not going to move out. Over my dead body. Gets an attorney in California. He calls me, he says, she's crazy. I get it. I said, well, I mean, I don't know, but we're just gonna have to go through the eviction deal. The house is munstered up where, like, hadn't been trimmed in a while. Oh. So I have the great idea. I'm like, I'm gonna send a yard crew.

[Michael Turley]

Crew? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And start cleaning it up. And I know that'll put a little pressure on her, and she won't like that. That went way wrong.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

How'd it go wrong? She freaked out, and then she called the police. Oh. And she started yelling at the police and freaking out the police, and she. The police came over there, and the yard people like, what's up? And then. And at the end of the deal, they hauled her ass off to the loony bin.

[JD Ryan]

That sounds like it went way right.

[Michael Turley]

Yelling at the cops is always a.

[Bobby Brown]

Good idea sooner or later.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

I think you. I think you planned it out perfectly.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that kind of worked out.

[JD Ryan]

That. That's. That was. That was a genius stroke right there.

[Michael Turley]

Kind of was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, but she's got. I think she's got protections now because she's in the loony bit. Oh, you didn't think about that. Why would you give protection? Like, you know, you can't go. It's like if you drive a Chevy Nova and you're a bully, you can't go beat up on somebody that can't fight back.

[Bobby Brown]

Right. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not that I drive a Chevy Noble Room.

[JD Ryan]

A bully. Okay. They're saying that she has.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody said anything. I'm just assuming that someone in someone states custody for mental health issues. You can't go yank their house. Oh.

[Bobby Brown]

There could be a whole section of the disability act, Right? Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

There it is.

[Bobby Brown]

Could be. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know, there is.

[Bobby Brown]

You know, I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

But she does have two other houses to go through. But I think she's so crazy. Not gonna let her out.

[Michael Turley]

If you're crazy, you can't lose your house. They won't take you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Say it on what chapter?

[Bobby Brown]

No, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

But she already lost her house when the court sold it.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think. And she already got her money. She got $550,000.

[Michael Turley]

I think you're covered then.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, but it's gonna take a. Do I own the house? Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Am I gonna. Is that going to change? No. Do I think it's going to get stalled out?

[Bobby Brown]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Poopy pants cuz. All because of poopy pants. Just cuz he came over and crapped his pants at my house when we're in three third grade. You have three years old damn stories.

[Michael Turley]

Of anybody I've ever possibly known. Ever. I mean you just bought a house but it turned into a poopy pants crazy person going to the looney B story.

[Bobby Brown]

How does that happen?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, oh, it gets.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, there's not in kindergarten. This is a long course of cause and effect.

[Michael Turley]

Can't be better than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

It gets better. It gets better. It's across the street from my ex wife.

[JD Ryan]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[Bobby Brown]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course it is.

[Bobby Brown]

That'd be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now my daughter's mad at me.

[Caller/Guest]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I bought a house across the street from my ex wife. Her mother.

[Michael Turley]

You're not gonna live there?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. But you know, why are you doing that? Why couldn't you bought a house on a different street? Why do you have to be on her? Because this one was in foreclosure. That's right.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is the obvious. And there's not many houses like that that goes in foreclosure at all. At all. But I planned all of this so the crazy lady would get thrown in the crazy house and my ex wife would be uncomfortable because I'm making. I'm clipping the hedges and selling a house across the street from her and the cops come over and yank the lady off the crazy house. I did all that on purpose. Planned all master plan.

[Michael Turley]

Totally makes sense.

[Bobby Brown]

John, I hate to beat an old saw but that your ex wife is acting a little narcissistic, I think. Do you think?

[John Clay Wolf]

She didn't say anything. It was my daughter.

[Michael Turley]

But she's hearing that from somewhere.

[Bobby Brown]

Wonder where?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I wonder where.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who knows? Oh well, all fun. I just thought I'd share a little. Little goofy drama with you.

[Michael Turley]

Only you though.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234, 800. Oh, and then Poops calls. Hey man, what's up?

[Michael Turley]

Do you call him Poops to his face?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but I will now. Okay, now he's fine. Dude, if he was up here right now. He is. He could stand up on stage at the improv and carry 15 minutes.

[Michael Turley]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's good.

[JD Ryan]

He's funny with the name of Poops. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Poops.

[Michael Turley]

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the main stage. Poops.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he's like, hey, what's going on? You know, we got it, you know, what's the plan? You know, I was like, first of all, we went four, you know, what's our deal? Yeah, yeah, we went 400,000 over the mark. Like if you and I've got it on video when we're bidding. When I'm bidding. Yeah, when I get like 300 grand over where we're supposed to be. I looked to him, I look at Poops and said, hey, man, deals off. Yeah, the deal's off because he was showing me how to steal it and he was trying. Sure. And, and I was going to kick him back. Something makes sense. But we got, we got blasted in the sewer line on that one.

[Michael Turley]

We got way over. Over the mark, over the skis.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I think I've already got it sold. It'll all be fine. Okay, but I need to get her out of there. Well, they already got her out.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, she's.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I need to get it cleaned up and somebody else wanted to go in there and take a look. I'm like, I'm not touching that with a ten foot pole. I'm not going in that place. I don't have a key to it. I'm. We're this close to it all being handled.

[Bobby Brown]

I'm done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just, just stay back. Gates. Great.

[Caller/Guest]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. The dealer offered you a thousand for a 13 Honda Accord with 100.

[Caller/Guest]

I didn't recall a number, but I mean it sounds accurate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Pre K, are you on the phone?

[JD Ryan]

Yo, what's the deal?

[Bobby Brown]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

You typed in the notes. Dealer was around 1,000. Yeah, I thought that's what he said.

[JD Ryan]

He said the dealer was around a thousand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh dear.

[Caller/Guest]

Sorry, sorry. The dealer. I didn't hear you right, but yeah, got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, validated that. Thank you. Pre K. So you need more than a thousand?

[Caller/Guest]

Ideally, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what is the condition of the body?

[Caller/Guest]

I would say average, to be totally honest with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is not all wrecked up.

[Caller/Guest]

It's been in an accident. It's been rear ended. No frame damage, no airbags deployed, but it's been fixed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'll give this 1500 byte.

[Caller/Guest]

Does 2000 sound ridiculous?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, it doesn't. Does 2000 buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, it should. I got a clean title. Title in hand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I like to deal in like certain days should is an uncertainty. So.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we going to do business?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. I need a new Car. I'm going to get one today and I want it to cover my down payment. And on a 25 ish thousand dollar bar, that should cover TTNL, shouldn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

It should. It should.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you're in Charlie's assuming we've, we've.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, it's done.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've had. And we've made a deal. Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm gonna send this to Ronnie and I'll have a guy call you right now. I see your number, I don't have your name, but. And we'll, we'll get it lined up, get you paid so you can get your down payment. Okay?

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, guys. Bye. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay. Well, coming up next is the car section where we bid cars like that. About three in a row, four in a row. So if you'll call in right now during the break. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. It's called the lightning. Round year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. This one's for you, Bo. That's why I wear this today.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, nice.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show, presented by givemethevit.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had a 03 Corolla on here with 50,000 miles. It went away. Prek. Where did it go? I liked it. He's gone. Hey, dude with the Corolla. The old Corolla. Go back to givemethevin.com and load it up. Patrick's got an old car, an old turd. Patrick, you win the old turd of the day. But let's see if it's a polished turd. Is this a dull turd or a polished turd?

[Caller/Guest]

Unfortunately, it's dull. It definitely needs paint job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn. I was hoping it had a buffer run over that turd. So you'll never guess what Patrick has. He has an 87, very limited production, very rare 87 Ford Taurus. You know, these and the Camrys, like the Camry is the Taurus of today. It's like the most produced car. The Taurus was one of the most successful sales of all time. Every company, every leasing company, every. Everybody bought it. But this one's got 30,000 miles. What makes you believe the mileage is accurate?

[Caller/Guest]

It's been in the family since we inherited from my, my wife's grandmother and she stopped driving because of medical issue. But after I talked to her, it's only got 29,000 miles on it, but everything is original.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it needs paint, huh?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, yeah, there's no rust on the paint, so I could. I don't know anything about bodywork. I just. The Florida sun is eating away the. The plastic bumper. But the. The paint, like, say, could be restored. I just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, at the end of like. Like a perfect, perfect, Perfect is probably 4 grand on a 87 Taurus. So I don't know if it's worth restoring because you'd spend that or more on it. You know what I mean? You spend more than that. Absolutely. So I don't think it's worth anything, unfortunately. I like the miles of that. That's what had me excited. What buys it? What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

I probably say run two grand, three grand. I know that's what she wanted out of it, but again, I don't know if it's worth that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me. Is it right there with you? Can you get some pictures or video?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I can load it up. Is at the house, but go to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Givemetheven.Com, take a couple videos of it, talk and take some pictures. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I've never spent so much time Talking about an 87 Ford Taurus in my life. So, Patrick, you should feel excited. I'm excited. I hope we're both excited. I think we should keep this 87 ford taurus thing going because it's not over yet.

[Caller/Guest]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Baron, a 2000 TL with 150,000 miles on it's worth less than that Ford. About the same as that Ford Taurus, right?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

You know. I know it's not worth much.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Stoney and Baton rouge, you got 043. You got a diesel, dually short wheel base. Wait, Single rear wheel.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

How nice. Okay. 04 Cummins, four wheel drive, crew cab, short mode. Is it a stick or an automatic?

[Caller/Guest]

Yep, automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how's the. How's the paint?

[Caller/Guest]

The paint. I'd give it a seven out of 10. It's got, you know, it's got a couple small dings. The worst part about the whole truck is one of the bedsides on the fender. Well, I got some rust from somebody had fender. They had fender flares on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Back in the day, I pulled them off and found that spot.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is in Louisiana, so. I mean, in Louisiana, you get. You get a rider. It's like, you know, if you. If you come across the border. They'll give you, you know, 15 mile buffer zone that they're not going to arrest you in Louisiana if you don't have a cracked windshield, at least some mismatched tires and a few whiskey dents on your truck. You know, that's a 10 in Louisiana.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah. It's cleaner than that for sure. I mean, I've got, you know, $5,000 worth of wheels and tires on it. It's got some nice suspension parts on it. It's all leather. It's got a sound system in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take the sound system out of it. Did you, did you put the stereo in it?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yank that out, put the stock back in and do better. Unless you cut it all up with the sawzall to make it fit.

[Caller/Guest]

But no, no, no, nothing's been cut up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't notice. Is it, is it, is it, is it 18 grand? Does that sound right?

[Caller/Guest]

I mean, that's, that sounds about right. What I was looking for. I was, I'm trying to get, I'd like to get 15, 16 for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then I need, I need to look at the videos, take video pictures. Go to givemetheven.com Loaded up guys, managers that see this one, it's an 04. It's a 12. It's not a 12 valve. It's a 24 valve, but it's a different engine. Don't, don't bid it short just because it's a mild out, clapped out Cummins. If the, if the bed, if we can put the fender flares back on it. You here, I want you to be the, you're handy. You put that radio in. You go get some fender flares and cover up those sides.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, get to work and we'll get it bought. Go to givemetheven.com My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars and Radio for America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com the remaining games of a youth football season in Tennessee were canceled recently after parents of opposing teams got into.

[Caller/Guest]

A fight and one man allegedly brandished.

[John Clay Wolf]

A gun while in Texas. That's just a five yard penalty.

[Show Announcer]

Get back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call him up at 800800 radio and check out the [e-mail] yo, give me the VIN mother.

[John Clay Wolf]

Another old school radio rock and roller dude went down. That's why I wore my Q102 Texas Best Rock shirt, because this one's for you, Bo Roberts. You didn't have your moment to tell goodbye to all your fans and I.

[Bobby Brown]

Was one of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was a fan of yours on a Schwinn banana seat bike with a transistor radio hanging on the handlebars, listening to you guys on Q102 before you came to 92.5 Lone Star. But he's. I'm about 70 years old and he's been doing this for 50 years and he was one of the main. Bo Roberts is one of the mainstays of DFW radio like Ron Chapman and Hal jay, Russ Martin, J.D. ryan.

[JD Ryan]

It sucks that he didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

James Ryan.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Well, thank you. Very kind.

[John Clay Wolf]

It sucks that they didn't give him a chance to talk.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just to say bye.

[Michael Turley]

I mean for so many years. Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

Like how hard is it? You know, listen, we've decided and this is primarily just a business decision and it's been a great run. We're thinking Thanksgiving week is probably going to be at that Saturday after Thanksgiving if you could. You know, we're going to pull the cord right then. But we want to give you a chance to go out in a big way and have all your friends back in a reunion show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can tell you I think they were afraid they was going to tell them all kiss their ass and make a big mess of it.

[Michael Turley]

That's not style.

[JD Ryan]

No, I mean they may have been.

[Michael Turley]

Afraid of that, but that's not his.

[JD Ryan]

Style and they can always run.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about if you're. If they're loading the songs and you're saying F you and you're changing them all the time. Is that his style? That's okay. Okay. You just tell everybody's got different styles.

[Michael Turley]

Everybody's got different styles.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I like this style. I'm not knocking his style but that might have been something to do with.

[Bobby Brown]

I don't know what self respecting music jock wouldn't change the songs. Occasionally of course you have to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobo goes behind the scenes and like changes wires and like changes fuses. He's like the guy at airplane in the. In the air traffic control. Let's cause some problems.

[Bobby Brown]

Somebody's got to keep this thing running right.

[Michael Turley]

What happens when they do this?

[John Clay Wolf]

So speaking of the crazy lady house story and that's in the. That I did that a minute ago, 30 minutes ago. You can grab that on YouTube. John Clay Wolf, if you're not there now, which you're not because most of our listeners on radio but we had to evict this lady and she got hauled off the looney bin cuz the yard guys came to clip the yard and she called the Police and freaked out on her bike.

[Bobby Brown]

Crazy. That's crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Long story, but it made me think of you.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you. You loan. You rented your house to a lady for a while?

[Bobby Brown]

Six years.

[John Clay Wolf]

She left it. And when he gets up there, he's like, she stole all this.

[Michael Turley]

Where's my stuff?

[John Clay Wolf]

So he gave her a lot of stuff to utilize in her lease agreement. And when he went back up there to. To take it after she's left.

[Michael Turley]

Gone.

[Bobby Brown]

It's all gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was it?

[Bobby Brown]

Listening. She wasn't crazy. This is like a garden variety con. A long con.

[Michael Turley]

You really think so?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

You remember the Sting?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

Paul Newman. Henry Gondorf would have been very proud of her. She's a very good friend of mine. She's the ex wife of a guy, used to be a very good friend of mine. All right. And I didn't charge her a dollar more than the monthly mortgage payment. I could have gotten a lot more renting it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Bobby Brown]

I came down here to work full time, rented her the house. She was able to live there with her teenage daughter and see her through high school. Everything's fine. Once in a while, I get the call. Hey, hey, Bobby. This, you know, this your washer and dryer or. They're not working. I said, well, what. What do you want to do? Well, I mean, I can get a new one, but these got to go. Wow, really? Hey, your stove's not working. A few months later. Hey, this hot tub's got to go. What do you mean? My hot tub on my back patio.

[Michael Turley]

Right. Has to go.

[Bobby Brown]

It's gotta go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Bobby Brown]

Well, I mean, it hadn't had water in two years, and it's just gotta go. Well, all right. So I get home, all that stuff's gone. Hot tub, washer, dryer, refrigerator, my antique 1958 J308 General Electric stove, which I really like. Gone. That stuff's all gone. Okay, so you're thinking everything in the kitchen is gone. An old crock pot. My. I had a giant fried out. It's kind of like a furnished apartment is the way I left it. Kind of didn't take any furniture with me. I slept on a rubber mattress down here for the first six weeks. You know, I get back and all my stuff's gone. Lawnmower gone. Edge trimmer gone.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, but she had to replace the.

[Bobby Brown]

Stove in front of the house. Gone.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, but.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, you get rid of the stove. She had to replace it.

[Bobby Brown]

There's one in there? Yeah, there's one in there. Yeah, there's a refrigerator in there. It's not the stuff I had.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Bobby Brown]

And I don't, you know. And now she sold. And so the neighbors who were very good friends of hers while she was around said, well, you know that hot tubs at somebody else's house. And I've been over there and it's working.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[Bobby Brown]

So I think a lot of that stuff wound up.

[John Clay Wolf]

So one piece of the puzzle here that will make more sense is Baba was going home every once in while and hitting it. Oh, hell.

[Bobby Brown]

That's not the case. That is not the case.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you calling foul ball on that?

[Bobby Brown]

I'm not calling foul ball on that. I have my own apartment. I couldn't stand to be in the place.

[Michael Turley]

So the going home part is not true. Part is true.

[Bobby Brown]

Because we all keep. We all keep a house differently.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was paying in cash and.

[Bobby Brown]

Prizes, and I. I couldn't stand being in there because we all keep houses differently and I just couldn't look at it.

[Michael Turley]

But you do not deny the hitting part.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cash and prices.

[Bobby Brown]

I mean, I don't kiss and tell, guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here comes the landlord. Oh, boy, I better get the perfume on in my 90.

[Michael Turley]

That doesn't allow her to slow kingpin.

[Bobby Brown]

No, I was very respectable. I never walked in there and inspected the place. In fact, it. When I moved back in July 1st last year was the first time I'd seen the inside of my house in like four years.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he was stealing a bunch of booty over six years and she was making him pay for it? He didn't know it.

[Bobby Brown]

No, it wasn't six years. It was just like the last six months.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, and she knew the con was on.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you were. Let's put a dollar value on the CESC page. Six months.

[JD Ryan]

The trade. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how if. If you were having to pay for that. I don't know what level of quality this was, but if you were having to pay for that, how much would it have been? Around?

[Bobby Brown]

I'm gonna say, like, okay, what's 40 times 10? 400.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah. 400 around. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How many rounds? 10. That's 4,000. Do you think she got?

[Bobby Brown]

No, no. At $40 each.

[John Clay Wolf]

A $40?

[Michael Turley]

It's a $40 hand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow. That's some low rip tang dog.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no.

[Bobby Brown]

And. And it's all good. And I'm not gonna say.

[Michael Turley]

Not for 40 bucks.

[Bobby Brown]

I'm not gonna say I've ever had a bad one. But like, you know, skills are important.

[John Clay Wolf]

40 bucks. So you got $400 worth of poontang and she got $15,000 worth of stuff.

[Bobby Brown]

Maybe. That's a very crude way to put that. I mean, that's not the object of the deal. The object of the deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

It wasn't your deal. We're friends.

[Bobby Brown]

I did you a favor. You're living in my house. I don't bug you. You transfer them. You transfer the money to my account.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those last six months.

[Bobby Brown]

No, I don't think so, man. Because it wasn't. You think you're saying it's forcible or something? She came to my place.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm saying.

[Bobby Brown]

And it's not about that. I did her a favor. I gave her a cheap place to live for six years in my stuff. All you had to do was not break my stuff or steal my stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

She did both.

[Bobby Brown]

And I'm not quite over it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can we call her? No, that'd be awesome. Absolutely.

[Bobby Brown]

You've met her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I think I remember now. That's more than 40 bucks. Hey, I paid 60.

[Bobby Brown]

No, I'm telling you, looks don't look, stone always. You can be deceived, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

But let's get her on the phone. Let's do the To Catch a Predator deal.

[Bobby Brown]

No, we. I ain't doing it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? She stole your stuff. I found.

[Bobby Brown]

I think it'd probably be best to not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. J.D. do you have a number?

[Michael Turley]

No, I don't.

[JD Ryan]

I'll call her.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars and Radio. For America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com and remember, America's best florist, Gordon Boswell. Flowers around the corner across the country. Gordon. Gordon Boswell is America's floral stop for delivery. You can go to the jcwshow.com and you can see a link to Gordon Boswell right there. And they've been sponsoring the show for like six years now.

[Caller/Guest]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

So people must like them.

[Michael Turley]

They do. They're beautiful. We see them all time.

[Show Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show. Thanks for making us number one. Want more of the John Clay Wolf Show? Check out the fastest growing [e-mail].

[Bobby Brown]

If it's Saturday morning, must be time for the John Clay Wolves Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's up, Bobbo?

[Bobby Brown]

Tell you.

[Michael Turley]

How you doing? Also a big day for college ball. What's the big game today, Mike? There's several, like Ohio State.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Ohio State versus Illinois.

[Michael Turley]

Look at me knowing sports. I accidentally turned the radio on the way to work.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Several games. OU versus Texas. Indiana versus Oregon. Bama. Versus Missouri. We'll all get to that here in a second.

[Michael Turley]

Florida State playing.

[JD Ryan]

Well, they are playing, but that's not a big game.

[Michael Turley]

It's not a big game.

[Bobby Brown]

All right, go ahead.

[JD Ryan]

Stop.

[Michael Turley]

We do have Florida State news.

[JD Ryan]

Stop all your head.

[Michael Turley]

I'm trying to lead us into it.

[JD Ryan]

Oh yeah, Is it that time?

[Bobby Brown]

Now from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D. wright.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, you know, it's fun. Football is fun. But there's also cheerleading, which is even can be more fun actually from time to time. Nothing like the big college rivalries. Even with the cheer squads, the marching band. Sometimes the marching bands are actually better than the football teams. In case there's a long time band didn't know they had band announcers, but apparently they do for Florida A and M. Joe Bullard, he got in trouble because he's talking about this other team, the Alab State cheer squad. They appear to be some plus size ladies.

[Bobby Brown]

Yes, they are.

[Michael Turley]

And he had this to say for the Honeybees of Alabama State. Cut number seven.

[Bobby Brown]

Congratulate them. They're now the new face of Ozempic.

[Michael Turley]

That's just cool. If you missed it, he said the new face of Ozempic for the Honeybees of Alabama State. Some people are giving him a hard time. You can't make.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's so mean.

[Michael Turley]

That's just mean spirited. Why would you do that? You know you're going to get in trouble.

[Bobby Brown]

They're lovely big old gals.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, but I guess he's just being. He's being the band announcer. That's how he got to be the big band announcer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Michael Turley]

While cops in Florida were booking a 51 year old guy. This is the nastiest story of the week. They're booking this guy into jail. So they're going to check him for weapons. Right? They're going to. And they X ray them in Florida to make sure they're not carrying weapons in unusual places. And they found something unusual. They found the biggest thing they've ever found.

[John Clay Wolf]

Travis Kelsey's wood.

[Michael Turley]

Yes. Matter of fact, that's almost. Here's the Polk County Sheriff, Grady Judd talking about what they found in this guy. Cut number eight.

[Bobby Brown]

So we put everybody through a body.

[Michael Turley]

Scanner to make sure that they're not.

[Bobby Brown]

Trying to bring guns and knives and drugs into the jail.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you might have thought Walter was.

[Bobby Brown]

Bringing drugs into the jail. He brought a thermos into the jail. He put it up the exit ramp.

[John Clay Wolf]

He said, well, I put that inside my body.

[Bobby Brown]

24 hours earlier.

[Michael Turley]

The deputy saved his life. Do you imagine why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? How many friends did he have to get in shoehorns to get that in there?

[Michael Turley]

Get that in or out for that matter. I used to have a doctor friend of mine said you will not believe the things that people find in people in the emergency room.

[John Clay Wolf]

In this. In the X rays. Yeah. Lizards.

[Michael Turley]

Lizards.

[John Clay Wolf]

A jiffy can of peanut butter.

[Bobby Brown]

There are so many socio economic factors though to consider. If that was like say that was your last jumbo sized can of spaghettios.

[Michael Turley]

Right. You know, you never know.

[Bobby Brown]

What are you gonna do?

[Michael Turley]

Just safe place to care.

[Bobby Brown]

Save the spaghettios.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just.

[Bobby Brown]

Anyway, at all costs.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have a friend that. I mean a doc that he was a radiologist. He told me the same thing. Just he found lizards. Lizards. Not big ones like iguanas, but yeah, little ones. Yeah. And how'd that get in there? Well, I don't know, you know. And yeah, that's always my bowels. My intestines have been. They scan him and there's a. There's a lizard in there.

[Michael Turley]

I must have slipped and fallen on.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was a guy that had a jiffy peanut butter can stuck in there.

[Michael Turley]

How in God's name.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's what they asked. And he said that he was nude in the kitchen, unpacking the groceries, making a sandwich. And he must have put the can on the ground or he. Or he slipped and fell and he was naked and then he fell on the peanut butter can and it impaled him.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, you know, even curve side up, that's an unfriendly shape. Man.

[John Clay Wolf]

That just doesn't make any sense to me.

[Michael Turley]

None of it makes any sense.

[Bobby Brown]

That's not what happened.

[Michael Turley]

Urologist friend of mine said he would find fishing worms.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fishing worms?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, up men's in their bladder. In their bladder? I'll put it that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then that's a serious Bassmaster. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

So the gerbil trick is real then?

[Michael Turley]

Oh yes, that's real.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh my God. Gerbils.

[Michael Turley]

I'm in a little.

[John Clay Wolf]

Geckos.

[Michael Turley]

Geckos, geckos.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If you've got a good story about this, I will listen. 800-800-7234.

[Michael Turley]

Or possibly when one of the shows that. Not the donkey shows but the ping pong shows where ladies shoot them. Yeah. Is that too far? Have I gone too far?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, there's a line.

[Michael Turley]

It's rare for me to go too far, but I believe I have.

[Bobby Brown]

In the early days of Internet porn, one of my favorite short clips was eight Ball in the Corner Pocket. And I don't know you guys. I'm sure you guys have seen this. You remember this, Charlie?

[John Clay Wolf]

What else going on?

[Michael Turley]

Okay, how about the Rock and Roll hall of Fame? They've released a list of the inductees for next month's big ceremony. You want to hear a montage of who's going in? Number one? Got number one.

[Bobby Brown]

You did have that one song.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Outcast. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good song.

[JD Ryan]

Really? White Stripes.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're running out of people.

[Michael Turley]

There we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a hall of fame or a museum?

[Michael Turley]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

King Tuts too. Now we've entered. That.

[Michael Turley]

Deserve it.

[JD Ryan]

That's a pretty good.

[Bobby Brown]

These are.

[John Clay Wolf]

These are nominees.

[Michael Turley]

But, yeah, these.

[Bobby Brown]

No, these are the inductees.

[Michael Turley]

They'll have presenters like Elton John, David Letterman, Brandy Carlisle, Flea Pop and Dozier Cat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did Joe Cocker have Parkinson's? Is that what that was all about?

[Bobby Brown]

No, I think he was just a very engaged, emotional vocalist. We'll never have another singer like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's dead, right?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He and Meatloaf, they're kind of similar.

[Michael Turley]

Definitely dead.

[Bobby Brown]

Twins separated at birth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. His daughter. Hey, throw it on pre K. Please put it on hold. Gainesville, Florida, of course. Good morning. What's your story?

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, good morning. This is Mark.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, Mark.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey. I was just telling the other gentleman my story. So my daughter's uncle is an ER doc over in Orlando. Okay. And in a family group chat, he sends stuff occasionally, you know, to tell us, show us what's going on. And so she sent an X ray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of no HIPAA laws broken there. Go ahead.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, well, so he goes, what is it? We can't. There's a bunch of us in the chat. Nobody can figure out what it is, you know, and he goes, turn your phone upside down. So we turn our phone upside down. Good Lord, it's Buzz Lightyear. Okay? Buzz Lightyear. When the guy shoved the guy. To infinity and beyond. Okay, listen, I have this photo on my phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

So here's what I want you to do right now is go to John Clay Wolf show on Facebook and post that on the Facebook site so we can all see it.

[Caller/Guest]

Wait a minute. This is John. I know your voice.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's me. We're on the air and I gotta go in 3, 2, 1.

[Bobby Brown]

Based upon a terrifying true story, the most bizarre and brutal series of crimes in the history of nail Salons.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh my God, my nails. You cut off my nails.

[Bobby Brown]

The Texas Chainsaw Manicure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have no nails.

[Bobby Brown]

It's a film so shocking, so realistic, you'll believe it could happen to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God, no. Forget the nails. Please let me. He kicked my finger.

[Bobby Brown]

You'll feel the fear when you try to dial 911 and realize you can't. The Texas Chainsaw Manicure. See it now, if you dare. And live from the United States, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show starring John Clay Wolf with JD Ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ3K, Rush Limbo, Keith Richards, Randy the Chipmunk and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, you're kind of a country boy. Have you ever like fallen in love with the land? Like when you get back towards Buoy and you get. And you start seeing those hills and this things.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not nearly as pretty as it is down here. I mean, I know where Bowie is.

[Bobby Brown]

I listen there. There's spots here that are. That are pretty damn drawsome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's weird. I never. This is dumb but like I grew up on a ranch in Johnson county and you just like fallen. I get falling in love with the land. I get it. Like guys, you're never. I'm never going to sell this place. This is part of the extension of my DNA and I never thought I had. We had to sell the place, Johnson County. My dad had financial problems in that.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

From 1950s when my granddad bought it and he slowly sold it down and. But you know, I got that vibe out here. Yeah. Falling back in love. I mean I've really. That. That same thing that I was missing in my soul from losing that family ranch. I've got it back out here.

[Bobby Brown]

I've done a little walkabout out here. You know, I usually come in.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're at Bosque County, Texas.

[Bobby Brown]

I leave Thursday morning, Walnut Springs. Sometimes I get here around noon or so, just various times. But in the afternoon I do a bit of walkabout around because I've, you know, I've driven around with you. It's beautiful spot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

I mean you've got, you know, water, dramatic hill changes and views, a lot of contour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

And I swear to you, not too far down this road, you know where.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'Re, you're there we go down by the mailbox and in the lean to. And no, you're just parking where your.

[Bobby Brown]

Motocross track splits and Goes kind of towards. Towards the big house out there. And there's some great walking between the trail and that road that goes to the legs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

You know, deep. You know, I'm used to a deep oak thicket.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you watch the trail.

[Bobby Brown]

Well, I walked between the trails and I actually did a little backcountry because, you know, because I'm into that. It was cool. And I swear to you. And it wasn't like bigfoot. It wasn't like 7ft tall or anything. I saw something walking upright that looked to me like about four and a half feet and a good. A good 40 yards away. And through the brush and stuff, I was like, what the. And I swear there's a baby bigfoot. I stopped and it stopped and looked like it turned and looked at me and then ran away. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did it scare you or excite you?

[Bobby Brown]

I wasn't sure I actually saw it until a couple hours later. I was like, was that a. That was it.

[Caller/Guest]

What?

[Bobby Brown]

What the hell was that with chupacabra? What the hell was that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I saw a mountain lion like that. I don't think he'd be standing on his back, but yeah. And I mean, in this little small town. I mean, this town, Walnut Springs, is so small that they run a six man football team.

[Michael Turley]

Did they really?

[John Clay Wolf]

They lost two to injury and they had a canceler season last week. Oh, no.

[Bobby Brown]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn small.

[Bobby Brown]

That happens more than you think, man. Six man's cool. Have you ever watched six man football?

[John Clay Wolf]

So the homecoming, they just had to cancel it. I mean, instead of canceling it, they just did a like a alumni flag football game.

[Bobby Brown]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Michael Turley]

That's fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's small.

[Bobby Brown]

You got to do something, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're having a car show out here November 15th. Rollins is coming. Chip foose is coming. We're going to be there. There's different clubs gonna. And I've got some more celebrity ish people that are lined up that I'll announce when they're confirmed. But it's gonna be a good one. So, I mean, Chip foose is a pretty big name.

[Bobby Brown]

Buick club gonna come.

[John Clay Wolf]

The buick club was here last week and they're gonna come back.

[Bobby Brown]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was that one.

[Bobby Brown]

That one old chick said she's gonna make me a sweater.

[John Clay Wolf]

The chevelle club in the Corvette dries. Oh, and the good guys, they're coming.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

The good guys are bringing their deal and they're gonna have a drive from. It's. We're an hour south of Fort Worth. They're going to have a cruise down here.

[Michael Turley]

Down here.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it'll be. It'll be the biggest.

[Michael Turley]

November 15th.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, November 15th. And I might have a comedic artist Friday, the night before. That is a pretty big name in the Latino community. Ah, we're working on that contract right now.

[JD Ryan]

Will the fire chicken be ready for it?

[John Clay Wolf]

The fire chicken will be debuted at the car show.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And for long time show listeners, you all know.

[JD Ryan]

Holy cow.

[Michael Turley]

I know, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

For the long time show listeners, you know, I've been fighting this damn restoration for two and a half years.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or just two years for sure. And it will be debuted at the car show.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my gosh.

[Michael Turley]

We gotta get search lights.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think it'll be ready?

[JD Ryan]

I don't know. But if it is, John, I've got a present for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

This needs to go in the back window of the fire chicken.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that is good. What is it? That is really good. It's a. Oh, dude, that's exactly what these right in the back. That's perfect.

[Michael Turley]

Where did you get that? That's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a good one.

[JD Ryan]

From a 79 fire chicken that we bought just recently.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

Yes, really.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was in there in the glove box or something.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. I was like, oh, we're gonna keep this.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a word made it. If I hadn't said, hey, guys, last minute, let's turn it into a resto mod. Let's put a LT406 engine in it, change the transmission. But we've got enough people working on it and we had a pretty serious conversation on Monday. And I think everybody understands that we're on a timeline.

[Bobby Brown]

I've got to worry about this. Now.

[John Clay Wolf]

You.

[Caller/Guest]

You're.

[Bobby Brown]

You're gonna like LS for the fire chicken, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's called a. It's called a LT4.

[Bobby Brown]

LT4.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobby Brown]

So you're getting the big engine in it, Right. What does that car weigh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you don't think it can handle horsepower?

[Bobby Brown]

I don't know. But I mean, you know, if the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fire chicken breaks in half, you know what happened? Bobbo called it right here.

[Bobby Brown]

You know what I mean? Yeah, it just occurred to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do know what you mean. I've thought about this. This. So we've got to put. We need to put bigger brakes on it. We've got to put a different rear end on it to handle that horsepower. It's 650 horses, right? Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

I mean, God.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I mean, if you're gonna go. Go big, right? I mean, we screwed with this thing for two years, the market on the original 79 silver anniversary 10th anniversary cars, the silver Trans Ams, what we're talking about it, when we start building it, it was about 75,000. And now it is reduced over the past two years to about 55, 60,000. So I'm like, okay, now I'm really going to lose. So. But what's gone up are the resto mods. So I'm like, why don't we keep it clean and pure and brand new and stock looking but have a LT4 under the hood. And we put vintage air on it so it's got a better air conditioner. We're going to put different run anyway, so it's going to be a sleepy resto mod. Meaning it doesn't look like a rest. It looks original but it's got a 650 horse under the hook.

[Bobby Brown]

It'll run like a bat out of hell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it'll drive great.

[Bobby Brown]

I was thinking and I was talking to your mechanic yesterday, I thought I saw that car at the office on Monday or Tuesday this week. There was one a lot like it.

[Michael Turley]

Just like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did anybody tell me these things? It was that. Now listen, y' all don't have to tell me much, but I need to know if we bought. We bought a 10th anniversary Trans Am, correct?

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is it?

[JD Ryan]

It's at the auction.

[Bobby Brown]

It had a blemish left of her.

[JD Ryan]

There's a reason why we need to get it fixed. Yeah, it is. It's getting taken. That's why.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I'm sorry, but I do.

[JD Ryan]

If I told you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I jumped in the middle of it.

[JD Ryan]

Exactly. And you would have drove off with.

[John Clay Wolf]

It and we would never see a paint shop out here.

[JD Ryan]

It would have been. It's a, it's a four speed, so stick, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good.

[JD Ryan]

I know, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, don't but me. I don't. What's it need?

[JD Ryan]

Just a little paint on the hood. That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It.

[JD Ryan]

That's it.

[Bobby Brown]

It looked pretty clean.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, it's nice.

[Bobby Brown]

It's got those seats.

[JD Ryan]

John, you're like, it's the toys and I know and I, I'm trying to help you here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been doing this for 30 years. Or hell at 91 is actually when I started at Hillard Ford. And so I, I don't get much joy out of the job. You can only do so many Explorers and Expeditions and ironically Lamborghinis have like turned into normal cars for us too. But these, these get me Off. So please help me. But. But don't hide it from me. It's like a guy with a chocolate. Oh, there's a Hershey's bar. Hide it from John. Yeah. So. So the gray part is the fire chicken on the hood?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it. Does it need to be replaced?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, we've got that handle, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean. So are you just gonna sell it? Not. So I'm not even gonna know I had this thing. Just gonna roll up on the block of myself. He wants me to sell it without knowing I have it because he doesn't want me to take it.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's pretty much the case right there. But I might want it for the car show to stand next to this fire chicken.

[JD Ryan]

Well, it'll be there. It'll be ready for it. If you want to do that, it's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobby Brown]

You'll be the only man for miles around with two of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Didn't we buy some crazy hot rod truck, too? I saw it sitting in front of Give me the vin. Was that Love or is that something?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, love. Yeah. It's a.

[John Clay Wolf]

He gets a little excited. He buys some good cars, but he'll go on out there. He'll pay up.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. He.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[JD Ryan]

It's kind of the same thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I knew it when I saw it. When I saw it, I was like, he paid a lot for that car. I mean, like, 80 grand, I'm betting.

[JD Ryan]

No, no, not that much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because he did on that last one.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. No, no, he didn't go that far.

[John Clay Wolf]

Love is Jason Love. He's a buyer for us, and he's a really good guy, and he's got a great eye, but he's like me. It's a little emotional, and he goes a little far.

[Bobby Brown]

He's kind of new at this, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's. Oh, no, he's not new. He's not new at this. He's new at our version of this.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a difference.

[Bobby Brown]

That's what I mean. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. He's new at our version of this.

[Bobby Brown]

You got it. You got to have a Target demo line that you. I mean, I've been watching you for years, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I was a mad son of a bitch yesterday. I was in a guy's warehouse, and I saw all these cars in Midland that I didn't get by from this Delmer McClinton guy.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, this guy again?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So he. Another guy went out and got all the cars bought, and he's storing them in a warehouse in Fort Worth. And I just. When I walked in the warehouse, I was looking, I was like, I know those cars. Do those come from Odessa, Texas? And Da. Da. Yeah. Okay, so what happens? And here's what happens. You go meet somebody on their collection, and they want a gazillion dollars, and then they meet the next guy and they'll take a little less. So they've got to go through about four people to get their mind right. And I was the second bidder. I wasn't the fifth. And the fifth guy showed up and got them all bought on the money. Because I know the fifth guy. He's not stupid. There's no way he paid what I was going to have to pay. And that's why I had to walk. Really hurt my heart. She's 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7 2, 3, 4. That's like Clay Cooley shot me first, shot me last. But either way, come see. Clay shot me last, too. After. After. You realize what the real market is. If we met you early, please come back at the end because we still want to buy them. We'll be right [e-mail] America's best car buyer. I want you for mine, my blushing br.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show, presented by givemethevit.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ken, you've got a.

[JD Ryan]

What? What have you got?

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a 70 dot dart swinger?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How original is it?

[Caller/Guest]

It's original. I was painted once.

[John Clay Wolf]

What motor? What motors in it?

[Caller/Guest]

344 speed.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you want 35 grand for it?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to gmtvcc.com and load it up. Let's take a Look. See he smo in Fort Pierce, Florida. You have 85, is that right? 1985, 280Z.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that a datsun or a Nissan?

[Caller/Guest]

A Nissan 280Z.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So I'm trying to get the body style straight in my head because it says you're paying 28. 5 and you want to sell it for 32 grand.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm trying to make a little buck on my neighbor. No offense. I love the guy. They love us. We feed them religiously. But this cat has been in the garage under a cloth. In the garage, bro. This thing is meant you open the door, it smells like your first prom date is so beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I don't think they made a 280Z in 1985.

[Caller/Guest]

85.

[John Clay Wolf]

85. So that would be 40 years old. I don't 85. I. I could be very wrong, but I don't think I am. I don't think they made a 2.8DZ in 1985. I think that car had already stopped its run and they changed the body style. I think it was a Datsun. I think the 280Z's Datsun, not Nissan.

[Caller/Guest]

No way, Jose, man, this is for real. It's a Nissan.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Bobby Brown]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Caller/Guest]

84.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to. Go to GMTVCC. That's. Give me the VIN classic.

[Caller/Guest]

Give me the VIN dot com. I'll do that. I'll show you guys pictures.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll do that. But we've got to have a VIN number. We'll decode it. I just want to make sure before we get into pricing it, we need to make sure we're on the right car. Okay, thanks. 800-800-7234. Steve, real quick, what happened? Florida.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, my ex used to work in the emergency room and apparently somebody decided that it was a good idea to experiment with a Coke bottle. Okay, but when the skinny end of the Coke bottle goes in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller/Guest]

Once you get the bad end in, you kind of close up. And they had to do some surgery like with the baby instruments to get it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now you know the rest of the story. Thank you, Steve from Florida. My name is John Clay wolf. By cars, RVs, buses, coaches, all the goodies, motorcycles, the works that give me the vindictive scalpel.

[Bobby Brown]

Four hoops.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Show Announcer]

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[JD Ryan]

Right?

[Show Announcer]

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[Michael Turley]

Hey.

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[JD Ryan]

Not to show ads for alcohol, which means there are no beer commercials during their football games. Y. I don't know why Amazon does that.

[Bobby Brown]

Cuz drunk people ordering stuff On Amazon.

[JD Ryan]

Is 90% of their business.

[Show Announcer]

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[Bobby Brown]

See?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll get this. I know we're wrapping this show up next summer, but Philly called, the good station in Philly and they want to carry the show and. And I tried to get rid of them. I told him. I said, you need to. I said, I'm not taking any crap. I'm not. I don't want to hear your bs. Your program director. I mean, I was like being real hard.

[Michael Turley]

We don't want your input. We don't want you to tell us all the stuff.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're still there. I was doing the Philly thing to them. I guess they liked it. I was being rude.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, just like them.

[John Clay Wolf]

But out of all the places where we could be on the air, Philly. I mean, they're gonna like us, but there's gonna be pushback too. So the cowboy stuff is. Is a real problem.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, but we don't do that much cowboy stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't?

[Michael Turley]

No.

[JD Ryan]

No, we haven't.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's not much to do. No.

[Michael Turley]

No. Well, there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Besides hating.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, they are getting better.

[Bobby Brown]

But.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

If we were just a tad bit more knowledgeable, Turley, we could hit him with a bunch of Dodger stuff. This week would be the week to do that. What a stupid way to lose that game.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't watch it.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, you talking about the Phillies? Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

National League division between the Phillies and the Dodgers ended in the bottom of the 11th inning with a season blunder and ending. Season ending blunder. We'll set it up for you here. Now, the Dodgers had the bases loaded, two outs. When Andy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doesn't matter.

[Michael Turley]

Hit a line drive right to the. He hit it right to the pitcher. Okay? And here's what happened. Cut. 2.1.

[Bobby Brown]

No balls in a strike. Pajes breaks his bat.

[Michael Turley]

Kirk Ring gotta find it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Throws to the plate. Oh my goodness. He throws it away. And the Dodgers win.

[Bobby Brown]

And they are moving on to the nlcs.

[John Clay Wolf]

And a most improbable. And your heart breaks for Orion, for.

[JD Ryan]

Those that don't know baseball.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's me.

[Michael Turley]

That's me.

[JD Ryan]

If. Let me just. I'm gonna roll a ball to you. And it's like maybe 20ft, right? It's easy. Grounder, right. You grab it and all you got to do is just throw it to the first base.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be out but he bobbles it.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Panics and its base is loaded. So he's like, I guess I'll just throw it at home. He could still had time to throw to first base to get the guy out and they would have been out of the.

[Bobby Brown]

That's what you do.

[JD Ryan]

He panics and just throws away over the guys and that's the end of the game. They lose the series. It's playing Phillies versus the Dodgers.

[John Clay Wolf]

And who lost?

[JD Ryan]

Phillies lost.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobby Brown]

So Philadelphia Phillies fans are mad right now.

[JD Ryan]

And so this would be us bagging on Philly fans or Philadelphia fans for just a blunder. Like it's only the second time ever a game's ended on an error ever in the history of baseball. That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a walk off air.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, a walk off air.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

That's pretty bad.

[Bobby Brown]

Dodgers though, you got to give it to the Dodgers. They are a sleek machine. Man, they've got it all this year. I really think they're going to go all the way.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened with the Yankees in Boston?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, they. Well, they beat Boston. That's all that mattered.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

So they'll be Boston.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all I cared about. How would the Yankees and the Dodgers meet or.

[JD Ryan]

They can't because the Yankees lost. The Blue Jays, we've got to.

[Bobby Brown]

We've got a story about that too. I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobby Brown]

They're in the same place.

[JD Ryan]

We don't need to hear that now. They just know that they lost. That's all you need. You don't need to hear any audio.

[Michael Turley]

Don't hear the audio. Toronto Blue Jays beat the Yankees in game four of their series to advance to the American League championship playoffs. So here's how that one wound up. 2.2.

[JD Ryan]

I. I can't find this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Are you. It's right there.

[Caller/Guest]

Jeff Hoffman trying to finish the job is.

[John Clay Wolf]

One, two pitch. There it is. The Toronto Blue Jays have punched their ticket to the championship series.

[JD Ryan]

So they'll be playing the Mariners. Seattle Mariners versus Blue Jays.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think think that the Mariners should get a 15 point advancement for the tariff.

[Bobby Brown]

Bit of a handicap.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Over the Canadian Blue Jays.

[JD Ryan]

So. Okay, so they get.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're terrifying everything, right?

[JD Ryan]

Even sports now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yes. So whatever the final score is, take the tariff percentage back into it. You got to beat them by that. You gotta outrun the turf. Wow.

[JD Ryan]

That would not go for well at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, can you imagine that?

[JD Ryan]

There's no way.

[Bobby Brown]

Kind of a surprise though, for Toronto to pick that up off the Yankees. Yankees were having a pretty good Late season?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

No, not really. If you watch a lot of Yankees or they're just Judge and that's it. Aaron Judge and the rest of their team.

[Bobby Brown]

Did I miss something?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, they just think all I cared about. As long as they beat the Red Sox, it's all that matters. They weren't. They don't have the same team as they had the year before and so they're done. So we're just waiting for now. The Cubs and Brewers play game five to see who faces the Dodgers. Probably going to be the Cubs. So Cubs, Dodgers probably, and then Mariners and Toronto Blue Jays. So that's your final four.

[Bobby Brown]

I'd like to see Milwaukee go, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, they've never won it either.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, so Milwaukee versus Seattle. That'd be interesting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of sports, I'm going to Texas Tech today to go get Raider Rash.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh.

[JD Ryan]

Oh.

[Bobby Brown]

Are you all right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Lubbock never been.

[Bobby Brown]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

What makes you go to this game?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my homeboys were out here last weekend. My Crowley crew, old friends from high school. And they're all Texas Tech freaked out because Joey McGuire was our teammate on that. Joey McGuire is a head coach and Tech is going to be great because they've bought the best team. They've got a great coach. We love Joey and his brother in law is a good friend of mine and, and Croak. All these guys just freaked out over Tech. So I'm like. And then I'm going to go with another with them. It's a.

[JD Ryan]

They should win. They're playing Kansas. They're like favored by 14 and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[JD Ryan]

It's a good game to go to see a win.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it'll. I just got to go see this. I mean, but there's nothing more insufferable than an Aggies win. I mean, Jesus Christ, they beat Notre Dame the other day. That was great. Yeah, I mean you'd think they just won the national championship the way they act. No.

[JD Ryan]

Who, where, where are you getting that from?

[John Clay Wolf]

They just overreact to everything. Well, they're happy.

[Bobby Brown]

They're happy shiny people, man.

[Michael Turley]

Happy shiny people. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, Notre Dam.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? They had 10 something penalties and the guy choked, missed the extra point. Did you see where the ag.

[JD Ryan]

I was there at the game.

[John Clay Wolf]

I saw the Aggie pilot the other day was doing a flyover over the stadium.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he missed the stadium. You can't make this up.

[Michael Turley]

He missed the stadium.

[John Clay Wolf]

He missed this. It was, it was ifr. Not hard, but a little bit. Okay, so he's, he's so dialed into his engineering. I'm sure it was an Aggie pilot, but they were flying over the A and M stadium in the flyover. They missed the mark. They didn't crash or anything. Like, where's the plane? Well, I don't know. Well, he missed it.

[Michael Turley]

Didn't fly over the stadium.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. We were close.

[Bobby Brown]

But you go to his house, man, and he's growing more corn, he's growing more weed. His cows are the best in the world. There's not even a dairy farmer. He's got more milk than my old lady. I'm telling you.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Aggie hate. I don't understand what's up with the Aggie hate.

[Michael Turley]

Mike.

[John Clay Wolf]

Texas. Texas OU is today correct. Correct. Yes, it is. That's a biggie.

[Michael Turley]

230.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to get into that. I mean, what mean we can get it to next. I'm right about everything I said last week. Not all the game picking, but my fundamental with Arch Manning. I was the first person to take that hard of a stand that I know of. You know what I was saying last week?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now they're catching on. The rest of the Internet is catching on, if you notice. Like, pull the kid, put in the backup.

[JD Ryan]

They're not saying that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, they are.

[JD Ryan]

No, no, they're not saying, pull the kid, put the backup. But they're saying that he is overrated, which we talked about before everybody was glazing him, like, oh, my God, he's a Heisman. It's not that. But then you were the first to say no. Bench him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[JD Ryan]

That is true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. There is plenty of that on the interwebs this week.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. They're saying he's overrated.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're for sure. Bench him. And if there was odds on our bet, the odds would now be weighing on me. Our bet is that they're going to bench him either before or in the middle of a game.

[JD Ryan]

Not because of injury, because he sucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

He doesn't suck. He'd be great at Abilene Christian. He'd be great at New Mexico. He could be. He could. You know, he could warm up at Cisco Junior College. Oh, God. I think Wichita Falls has a football team.

[Bobby Brown]

UT El Paso.

[John Clay Wolf]

Exactly. But he ain't quarterback. Sorry, Mannings.

[Bobby Brown]

Olay.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back.

[Bobby Brown]

I want to tell you about Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Radio in the Big B.

[Bobby Brown]

Comes out of the Virginia swamps. Cool and slow with money and precision. The backing narrow and hard to master.

[Show Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show, America's largest weekend morning show. Call John toll free 800800 radio and check out the podcast at jcwshow.com or john claywolf.com now.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Clay Wolf speaking of a a M. Florida a M's band announcer. Good morning Everybody threw shade on Alabama State's dancers. What is this? Are these urban schools?

[JD Ryan]

Yes, they are somewhat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Florida swack.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobby Brown]

They have a special dance team. They are all plus sized girls. They're being very inclusive. They call the big girls and they damn sure can dance.

[Michael Turley]

They call them the Honeybees.

[Bobby Brown]

They're plus size women.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[Bobby Brown]

Now the. The band announces.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think that the average weight is that of the offensive line?

[Bobby Brown]

It's close.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's.

[Bobby Brown]

There's a. There's a mean average between the two. Okay, for sure. So the band announcer for Florida A M he's announcing, you know, Alabama states dancing girls. And this is how he did it. Congratulate them. They're now the new face of Ozempi.

[JD Ryan]

He got some heat for that.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, you don't gotta be ugly. Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Too bad he didn't have a dump button.

[Bobby Brown]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what like what really happened to him? I mean who really cares about the announcer for Florida State A M. I mean who else is going to take the job?

[Bobby Brown]

He's not even the announcer. He's the band announcer. So.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he is Florida states announcing Alabama. So the band announcer who normally doesn't have much of a personality.

[Michael Turley]

Correct.

[JD Ryan]

But not, not with these schools. This the swac. This the bands are the show.

[Michael Turley]

Big deal.

[JD Ryan]

That's like Prayer View, A M rambling. They go to the bands. I mean their bands are amazing and so they do a big old production and they announce and they kind of do some trash talking too. But that was a little bit over.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd like to hear it one more time if you don't mind. Doctor.

[Bobby Brown]

Congratulate them. They're now the new face of Ozuki.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clint in North Carolina.

[Caller/Guest]

How you doing man?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. You're on the air. What's up.

[Caller/Guest]

Man? I just want to tell you I was telling your screener I had a great experience selling a couple cars. My wife and I have been going through dealing with her in laws and one with her, her father with dementia and her mother with something. Anyway, they're facilities but. So we've been getting rid of assets but man, dealing with Doug and Albert. We sold a. He had a couple of cars have been sitting for several years.

[John Clay Wolf]

What were they?

[Caller/Guest]

Three plus years. But the first one was a ZR one.

[John Clay Wolf]

If they're good I'm sure Turley didn't tell me about them, so. Obviously. Yeah. What year is the ZR one? What? Yours is year one.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, it's a 19, so it's the last year that was. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. I do. That's a good car. Thanks, Shirley. What else you got? Yeah, I guess I got it now.

[JD Ryan]

You like this other one?

[Caller/Guest]

You got it now? Yeah, yeah. You got.

[JD Ryan]

You got the.

[Caller/Guest]

You got the ZR1 that needed $12,000 worth of repairs, that the dealership wanted to give me 80, and you gave me 125.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nice.

[Caller/Guest]

And not that you want to hear.

[John Clay Wolf]

That, probably, but I bet you didn't tell us about the $12,000 worth of repairs when you were pitching.

[Caller/Guest]

No, no, no. You took care of Doug and Albert took care of the repairs and paid 125 and plus. And paid the bill.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Caller/Guest]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn. Hang on, hang on, hang on. We get. We gave125,000, and we paid the bill at the Chevy store.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. I'm not trying to throw your guys under the bus. I'm just saying how great they were.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we gave 132,000. Wait, no. 12,000. How much was the bill?

[Caller/Guest]

12.

[Bobby Brown]

12.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have 137.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, he bought it for 160.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Can't say that on the radio. Remember that? What was the next one?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, sorry. I'm sorry about that. It was a. It's a 17911 Turbo S. And it needed. It needed about $35,000 worth of repairs. Well, we did $4,000 worth of work to get it running, and then it needed another 27 to 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller/Guest]

And 5200. The Corvette had 2800.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I. I don't. I mean, we buy. We pay [e-mail]. i mean, that's. It's the truth.

[Caller/Guest]

No, I'm calling to. Just to say thank you that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm calling to say next time you're in town, you get to buy dinner. Del Frisco's, because your folks had some scratch. So if your in laws are going down, you're fixing it. How many. Brett, how many sister. How many brothers and sisters does your w.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, she had two brothers, but they both died tragically.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they didn't die in a ZR1.

[Bobby Brown]

Or something, did they?

[Caller/Guest]

No, no, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

No good.

[Caller/Guest]

But, yeah, no, it was. It was a great experience, and, yeah, I'd love to come down and I'd Love. I've never been to Texas. I'd love to eat a great big Texas ribeye.

[John Clay Wolf]

That makes sense. So I guess. See y'. All are. Are y' all already. Well, to do you and the one.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, we're fine. No, this money is to pay for their facilities. I mean, they're. I mean, they're.

[John Clay Wolf]

I guess what I'm getting. What I'm getting at is if people have those kind of cars just sitting around, they probably got like 5 million in their 400 in their IRA, too. Oh.

[Caller/Guest]

If it were up to me, I'd have kept them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, right.

[Caller/Guest]

At least one of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, good. Yeah. I'm glad we got it done.

[Caller/Guest]

And Good Conscience Rally.

[John Clay Wolf]

North Carolina. Raleigh. North Carolina.

[Caller/Guest]

Raleigh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool, man. Thank you.

[Caller/Guest]

Pronounce it like ro. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Raleigh. Okay. Appreciate it.

[Caller/Guest]

I hate to hear Doug said that this was the last year I hadn't. I have to work a lot of Saturdays, so. But he said this is of the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Last year of the show on the radio. Yeah. We're gonna wrap it up this summer. That'll be 20 years. Yeah, I'm tired of getting up here.

[Caller/Guest]

About two years ago. That sucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, enjoy while we're here.

[JD Ryan]

Go to YouTube.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Caller/Guest]

I will.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Join our YouTube channel. John Clay. Wolf. We got. We got a good video coming up today, too. We've been putting out some good videos that have been hitting hard, and this one's a really good one that's coming.

[Michael Turley]

I saw the numbers pop.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Hummer video, they got pulled down two years ago. It's going back up today with the Ferrari story and all the background, and it'll be good.

[Bobby Brown]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 807 to the Hummer that we sold at Barrett two years ago. 800, 800. 7 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Radio mail from jail. Johnny Cash. Good morning. How are you?

[Bobby Brown]

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. John Clay. This morning's mail from jail entry reads, hey, John. You and your buddies bring a lot of joy to this hell hole on Saturdays. Anything I can find to distract me from the crushing weight of this place is appreciated. I don't know if any of y' all spent time in the pen, but it's kinda like waking up to a nightmare every day. Terrible people in terrible situations. Terrible food. To top it all, these prisoners are bad, but the guards are even worse. They don't give a damn about us. I've been dealing with a rotten tooth since I got here, and the mad staff won't give me as much as a peppermint to Help with the excruciating pain. Damn their eyes. And laying around moaning ain't doing a whole hell of a lot of good with my credit here, you understand. When I put in a grievance, all the guards suddenly started laughing at me. They've been giving me a hard time ever since. I can tell by the look in their eyes they're up to something. So if you don't hear from me again, assume the guards have got me put up in solitary or worse, because it is lawless in here. People get away with what they can. But at least your show helps me get away from this place a little bit. If I could just have a Xanax on the side, that'd be a big bit of hell. Thanks for the humor. Benjamin Murphy, L.A. county Men's Central Jail, Los Angeles, California Partner, if you got mail from jail centered on down the line to us here at P.O. box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. Zip code is 76147. I would advise you you seek the mental health facilities in there, old buddy. He sounds a little wound up, Waylon. Used to.

[Michael Turley]

Not a good place to be. Yeah, once a while.

[Bobby Brown]

Him and Jesse Coulter. Boy. Oh the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of Fort Worth, Texas, did you see that Rush is coming to Dickies in Fort Worth? I thought they quit.

[Bobby Brown]

They're doing four shows at Dickies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they really?

[Bobby Brown]

Yes. That's in. That's in our news this week. That's the big rock and roll story of the week we've all been talking about. Will they ever do it? You know, Neil Peart died. Best drummer. The best rock and roll drummer to replace him. Yeah. And she's. And she's good. This is, this is the big.

[Michael Turley]

The big story of the week announcement came this week. The 50 Something Rush anniversary tour starts next year. Getty and Alex were hanging out talking about it by. Of course they're going to have the German drummer, Anika Niles. Is that correct, Bob? Who is just. Can you imagine having to sit in for Neil Perch? Anyway, she's going to get to do that cut number six. And a chick. I know, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

And a chick.

[Michael Turley]

My bass tech had been on tour with Jeff Beck and he had been working with this drummer named Anakin Niles. Talented and powerful. And this is going to be fun.

[Caller/Guest]

I love the idea of being able.

[John Clay Wolf]

To wander over to you wander over.

[Michael Turley]

To the drummer and.

[Caller/Guest]

And just be a bass player.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I think we will find ourselves adding keyboard player. It will be very liberating for you and we can start Working on the dance routines. How many shows, Bob, you know, total.

[Bobby Brown]

No idea, but it's going to. This is probably going to be their last throw. It doesn't have to be, but you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know, she will be the only woman in the entire entire Coliseum.

[Michael Turley]

They're doing 23 shows. 23.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a joke. But it's true.

[JD Ryan]

You know, you say chicks don't like Rush.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, sausage Fest from hell is a Rush show. I don't know if they even give tickets to women.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, it's pretty heady Guy rock. I mean, yeah, it's. It's almost nerd rock. Any progressive. What they call progressive rock band. Yes. Rush. You know, that's guy material that up on the wall.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wall. The yes thing that the. Oh, yeah. The guy gave us. The listener gave us. When we're Gas Monkey gave us all those yes signatures. Somebody just set it on the ground. We need to hang it on the wall.

[Bobby Brown]

I set it on the ground. I don't. We're almost out of wall.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you not hang stuff on the wall? That's just me. I have. He delivered it.

[Bobby Brown]

I'm running out of wall. I'm starting to think about the music area where the drums.

[John Clay Wolf]

Other things that aren't as good that are on the wall.

[Michael Turley]

Maybe take them down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, there's some space right there.

[JD Ryan]

Look up right above John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, there's a place. He's just making up excuses for not putting it out.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, yeah. Because that's what I do. Because I don't earn. I don't earn my keep at all. I'm just making excuse. He's gonna drink it all. You know, he gave you that beautiful gift last week and the first thing he said, oh, it's a bottle. It's Rolling Stones gonna drink it all.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I did notice when I came back on Sunday and I was sitting downstairs, that there's about 2 inches out of it.

[Bobby Brown]

Wasn't I? Wasn't I?

[JD Ryan]

We didn't. Remember. We did test it, though.

[Bobby Brown]

I noticed it was in the middle of the cabinet down.

[John Clay Wolf]

We barely tested. And that's why I moved it into the cabinet, because it was sitting up on top of the cabinet. This brand new thing you gave me for my birthday. Thank you very much. Somebody knocked two inches off the top of it.

[Bobby Brown]

Are you kidding?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, go look.

[Bobby Brown]

I looked at it yesterday and it didn't look.

[JD Ryan]

Go get it.

[Bobby Brown]

Terribly low to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm telling you, you drank it. It's cool.

[Bobby Brown]

No, no. I had one drink. Here, right in front of you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a fatty I don't know.

[Bobby Brown]

It's got a porer in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, like, like a, like a half of a coffee cup is about what?

[Bobby Brown]

Well, I think it stands to reason that I can probably hold more than you.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is all true, but I. It stands to reason if someone gives you a gift, then they should enjoy it with you. You enjoyed it without me, but that's fine.

[Bobby Brown]

No, I haven't done that, though. That's, that's, that's a crappy accusation, man. I'm offended.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go get it.

[Bobby Brown]

You need. You better apologize.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just go get it.

[Bobby Brown]

You better apologize.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't apologize if it's true. It's not defamation of character.

[Bobby Brown]

It is defamation character, because I wouldn't do. I would never give you a bottle of alcohol and then drink it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll figure this out when we come back. Stay tuned. Go to the YouTube channel, John Clay Wolf. We will solve this crime in just a moment when we come back in west coast. I mean, East Coast. If we're losing you, go over to jcwshow.com and it'll click you through to our live YouTube feed because we're losing some affiliates in on the east coast right now.

[Show Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, the largest weekend morning show heard all across America and available to the rest of the [e-mail] this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what we're talking about is Bobbo and JD And Mike were nice enough to give me a bottle of Rolling Stones liquor Lashes weekend for my belated birthday party. And I hid it in the cabinet because when I looked last weekend, it looked like it was about 20 gone and I didn't drink it. And Bobbo said that he's offended that I even suggested such. And here is the bottle. And that's not 20 gone, but that is because it was here is here. That's not just a couple of nips that we took. Somebody had him another one.

[JD Ryan]

It's a little low.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that's a. That's one. One pour down.

[JD Ryan]

I had a shot when we were here to test it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had one, but I don't know, like a full shot.

[JD Ryan]

Just a tip bag.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just a tip.

[Caller/Guest]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

We all just touched it.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody went ahead and made themselves a drink.

[JD Ryan]

That's a drink.

[Michael Turley]

It did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's it. But I'm glad whoever got it enjoyed it. And if anybody wants to drink this with me, since it's my birthday present, I'd like to. To do it together. And in Fellowship.

[Bobby Brown]

I noticed it before I left last week. It was sitting on the top of the cabinet.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was. And I saw. I noticed that somebody drank it, so I hid it.

[Bobby Brown]

And I thought to myself, that seems like a bad idea. That's like your. Your Garrisons. I mean, if I'm going to be wrongfully accused that Garrison is fair game.

[John Clay Wolf]

That Garrison is tasty. Garrison, brother.

[Bobby Brown]

Well, we're going to find out, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobby Brown]

For damn sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba. Should we drink some together just to have that moment of fellowship?

[Bobby Brown]

We could. Listen, I mean, this is an honor thing for me. I would never buy you about an expensive bottle of booze and then drink it by myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

It looks like my stream now.

[Michael Turley]

That's. That's.

[Bobby Brown]

That's a pretty big. That's more than you need, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's.

[Bobby Brown]

Hey, you should know. You should pour that in.

[John Clay Wolf]

So here is. I'm pouring this in the cups. Okay.

[JD Ryan]

So that's a three.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. That's two shots, right? So. Yep, that's the drop on it. Yeah. So, yeah, somebody drank it.

[Bobby Brown]

It's not a huge bottle.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I agree. You know, give one to Bob. Cheers, Bob. Thanks. Happy birthday to both of us. Thank you. Pretty tasty. Oh, that's.

[Bobby Brown]

You know, that's. Does that make sense?

[JD Ryan]

It look like you need to smell it.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it makes my stomach turn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jd, when you were an alcoholic, was it vodka or crown?

[Michael Turley]

I did crown. Well, started off with a beer, and then it went to vodka, and then it went to crown, and then went back to vodka toward the end. Because you think in your mind that no one can smell vodka, but they can't.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, the chat room's giving you money for a new bottle, Josh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Bobby Brown]

I don't think they can afford it, man.

[Michael Turley]

No, it was not cheap.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is it?

[Bobby Brown]

I was, like, 180 all together. Like, with the record and the rum and everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

With the record.

[Bobby Brown]

There are only a thousand of those silver pores in the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah. Serious, man. This was like. I would never, like, go and drink that rum without you around.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[Bobby Brown]

You know, yeah. Maybe it's twice distilled rum, and you can still kind of taste the molasses.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of people stealing things, New York City man steals Repo man's truck as long as he's having his vehicle towed.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, this is great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I hope we have the video in the.

[Michael Turley]

So, guys having his tow. His truck towed. So he decides he's gonna steal the tow truck back. In the meanwhile, he decides he's Gonna run over some other cars. Russell Leosa officially pled guilty on these felony charges. Here's the moment. He stole the tow truck that was stealing his truck. Got number three.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put it down.

[Bobby Brown]

Look at it, man. This guy's huge.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, there he is. On video.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stole my truck. That's crazy.

[Bobby Brown]

Call the police, man. His adrenaline was going.

[Caller/Guest]

It happened.

[Bobby Brown]

That's what you get. You show up to work with your hat on backwards wearing shorts, man. Somebody steals your truck, dude. Because you're unprofessional. Not much of a repo man, are you?

[Michael Turley]

No, he's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I told you my story in college when they hooked my. My Chevy four wheel drive.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I went into the wrecker yard and I stole it back and drove it through the fence.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. God, dude, that's probably smarter than what.

[Michael Turley]

You get away with that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I actually did. I did screw my truck up a little bit. So about the amount of money they were going to charge me to fix it. I mean, to tow it, is what I had to pay at the body shop.

[Michael Turley]

But they already knew whose car it was. How did they not find you? How did they not come arrest you?

[John Clay Wolf]

You.

[Bobby Brown]

Cuz he's a magic man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they did. They. They crept around. They were. They were blocking me one day when I got out of class and I got in my truck and I pulled over the grass and over the curb and went out a different way. Oh, okay. And gave him the finger on the way. Of course, the rebel.

[Michael Turley]

You have to.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have to.

[Michael Turley]

You. It's a victory lap.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And I went to the campus police and told them about this guy, this company, and said, if you see these guys, they're harassing me. Please keep them off the campus. And they did. That was really. That was the one time that the mall cops were helpful at the campus.

[Bobby Brown]

Finally, finally, mall cops did something amazing. I got a cool story for you. We all like Fleetwood Mac, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Bobby Brown]

Rumors. Great album. So there's a guy, he's like a genius. Used AI to restyle Fleetwood Mac's entire Rumors album as if it had been recorded in the 1950s. And we've got a couple of cuts for you. Okay, here's a little taste. This is cut 10.1.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you don't love me now, you don't love me, you will never love me again. I can still hear you say.

[Bobby Brown]

You would never break the chain.

[John Clay Wolf]

Never break the chain. Right?

[Michael Turley]

That's cool. That's so cool.

[Bobby Brown]

He had a lot of fun with it.

[Michael Turley]

He did a bunch of.

[Bobby Brown]

Of these yeah. The YouTube artist responsible for these oldie style remakes is a guy named Mar Save 76. And apparently he's pretty busy. We've got a couple here for you. This is. This is a more upbeat one. Okay. See if you can pick this out. 10.2.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to send you back to school.

[Bobby Brown]

Led Zeppelin.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's awesome. Inside, honey, you need it.

[Bobby Brown]

I'm going to give you my love.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to give you my love.

[Bobby Brown]

I want a whole lot of love.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. I want a whole lot of love.

[Bobby Brown]

Quite, quite twisted. Here's another one. This is probably my favorite. See if you can pick this one out.

[John Clay Wolf]

The little with the earring and the makeup. Yeah, buddy. That's his own hair.

[Bobby Brown]

That little.

[JD Ryan]

Got his own jet airplane.

[Bobby Brown]

That little.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a millionaire.

[Bobby Brown]

That's cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Today, I think. So Grok came out with a new product that you can use for free and do six second AI videos that it can wrap. You take a picture and it'll make an AI video out of it. An old picture. You can bring people back to life and you can tell it what you wanted to do. And it takes about 45 seconds for it to make a video.

[Bobby Brown]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just sent three of them to our video guy, Kyle, and I want him to load them up. Kyle, let me know when they're loaded up here a little bit and I'll show you three that I've done it. It is so ridiculous. Ridiculous. It is. It's going to desensitize the world. Nobody. I mean, we're already calling AI on everything.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's going. This is spooky.

[JD Ryan]

I got fooled for the first time on an AI. I was like, is this real? It's. It's a stupid video. It's like a bear. That was Kona and he got scared and there was a raccoon on the back. And I'm. I'm like laughing. I'm like, oh, wow, that's crazy. And my wife's like, no, no, that's. That's AI. I'm like, no, no, no. There's no way. No. Because I can easily tell. I can easily tell.

[Bobby Brown]

I saw the one with the eagle. There's the eagle that grabs a cat on somebody's back porch.

[JD Ryan]

And the German shepherd goes, africa.

[Bobby Brown]

No. The goat comes over and butts the eagle and he lets go of the cat and flies away.

[John Clay Wolf]

I saw too.

[Bobby Brown]

So you're standing there on your back porch and just for your opportunity. Lucky you. An eagle's gonna try to grab Your cat while you're watching. And the goat butts the eagle and the eagle screams and flies away.

[Michael Turley]

That's what you need to ask yourself.

[Bobby Brown]

Perfect. A picture perfect, pure arctic white headed American bald eagle, four feet tall with a seven foot wingspan just happens to be there. And I had to watch it twice. Think, wait a minute, that, that, that's fake.

[Michael Turley]

What are the odds? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we buy cars. Give me the van over videos and photos. So if you have a wrecked car, they just throw it in AI and have it clean it up. I don't tell people this.

[Michael Turley]

John wouldn't bring that up.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have to tell them. They're pretty conniving on their own. I just thought about that.

[JD Ryan]

I did not. Yeah, that's a good point. What is a. I love AI's music. I love this. I think there's a channel just for AI music like that.

[Michael Turley]

Just like a radio station.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, a radio station. We do this in the breaks. Pre K finds the great AI music and remixes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[JD Ryan]

I think it's wonderful.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's jcwshow.com is how you get to the YouTube stream.

[JD Ryan]

But is it gonna ruin. I mean, is it killing society? I mean, what's going to happen here?

[Michael Turley]

We had one more cut of the. Of the guy, if you want to hear. This is kind of Imagine Stevie Nicks as Doris day. Cut number 10.4.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's so fun.

[Bobby Brown]

It's great.

[Michael Turley]

I mean it's great. But is it, is it roomy art?

[John Clay Wolf]

So I took some photos of my wife that I had and told it put her in a pink string bikini.

[Bobby Brown]

I want to see that right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's really good. It's like so good. It's weird. You, you AI your wife? Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, I don't know, man.

[JD Ryan]

I don't know if that's the thing, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

You did this? Yeah, I showed it to her.

[Bobby Brown]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I mean she, she like. I did this in V. I said that this is in Vegas when we're sitting at a table.

[Michael Turley]

Oh my God. Oh my God. Dude, seriously?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean it's.

[Michael Turley]

Don't show that to Bob. Do not show that to Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh my God.

[Michael Turley]

Stands up from a table and strips off to a bikini from.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I took a photo of us with friends sitting at a dinner table and I said, stand up, strip off your dress and be in a pink bikini and dance. And it looks so real.

[Michael Turley]

That's so real.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's one I could show you that is so real that you wonder if it's not real. Look at this one.

[JD Ryan]

There was one I saw you do with a bear.

[Michael Turley]

Oh my God. Seriously?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I can show you that. There'd be no question. You believe?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I believe it. I believe absolutely.

[JD Ryan]

You're not showing Bob on purpose, right?

[Michael Turley]

Nah, nah, I don't think you should.

[Bobby Brown]

I'm just saying. Does your wife like to drink rum?

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Coming up next is the lightning round. Give me year make, model miles average, rougher, clean. Year make model miles average, rough or clean. And call in with your cars during this music break and I'll bid the cars on behalf of give me the vindot. As soon as we come back. Dreams of loneliness Like a heartbeat Drives.

[Michael Turley]

You mad in the stillness of remembering what you had.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dylan and Galveston. 07 Honda Element with 125. Needs some minor work. What is the minor work.

[Caller/Guest]

It needs? There's a couple spots where there's like my neighbor told it to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

He.

[Caller/Guest]

He hit like he backed into something but it like scraped the side. It probably just buffed and like maybe repaint it in that area. And then it needs a window motor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What color is it?

[Caller/Guest]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

And two wheel drive or four.

[Caller/Guest]

Two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is it a ex, an LX or an sc?

[Caller/Guest]

Let me check. I'm sitting around. Oh, it does not have any badging on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's, it's, it only has like power windows and nothing fancy.

[Caller/Guest]

No LX guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, LX. And it's got 125 on it.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm looking at one other thing. Probably four grand. Not. I think you want five. I think I'd give four.

[Caller/Guest]

Four. Okay. Yeah, that's good though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Roger. You have a 15 Chevrolet SS and that is the one with the what motor is in that car? It's the Z06 motor.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

LS3 LS3. Okay. Corvette motor. And it was, it was a joint venture with that Australian company. I forgot the name of it. That's correct. What's the name of the company you remember it had?

[Caller/Guest]

Holden.

[John Clay Wolf]

Holden, that's right. Okay, so this is a hot rod Chevrolet that was built by Holden and it's got Chevrolet's power plane and like Corvette engine. It's a 15 with 59,000 miles. Said the dealer offered you 28. You want, want 32, but it's got 59 on it. Does it have any carfax? Does it have any bad carfax or minor carfax on the history damage?

[Caller/Guest]

It has two miners. This, this car is my father in law's car. He had passed away in March and we're just settling the estate.

[John Clay Wolf]

So are the miles still 5, 9 or have they gone to 60? Because when the car goes to 60, it's going to lose 2, $3,000 in value. Nope.

[Caller/Guest]

It said 5, 59. 3:30.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the two miners is kind of a problem. I'll give. I'll give 29,000.

[Caller/Guest]

29,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. All right, go to givemetheven.com load it up. We'll buy it 800.

[Bobby Brown]

800.

[John Clay Wolf]

7, 2, 3, 4. Just go to give me the VIN. America's best car buyer. My name is John Claywolf. Buy cars on the radio for gmtv. Be right back.

[Show Announcer]

Broadcasting on air anywhere you are with a smartphone and an Internet connection. Check out the podcast jcwshow.com or john claywolf.com Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethefin.com America. America's largest weekend morning show occurred all across America. Los Angeles, San Diego, Las Vegas, Houston, Dallas, Nashville, New Orleans, Oklahoma City, Austin, Denver, Phoenix. And available to the rest of the [e-mail] or john claywolf.com and now, Senor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Juan Clay Wolf in Kansas City, home of the Chiefs, who are not winning right now.

[Bobby Brown]

What a game that was, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speech impediment. Terence, did you watch the Chiefs game? Speech impediment. Terrence, are you there? They came.

[Caller/Guest]

My butt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jack, today he's. He's not with us.

[JD Ryan]

I don't think he watched the game.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no Crab in California. Did you watch the Chiefs game?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes. And I want to give a scatterbuet shout out for the Giants too, man. I have him on my fantasies football team. Hey, I want to give real quick. John Loch, singer and bassist with the Moody Blues. He just died recently, and he was a big influence on me when I was in school.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

High school in the 70s and nice and white sand satin. I'm just a singer in a rock and roll band. I ride my seesaw.

[Bobby Brown]

My seesaw.

[Caller/Guest]

JD can appreciate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, let me give you all. Let me give you all a little tip. When Crab is on the air with us, you can't throw in the little nuggets because it throws him off.

[Bobby Brown]

I was just gonna say Crab I've got a tambourine somewhere signed by John Lodge. The other members of the Moody Blues back in like 97, I think.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, well, we go way back, so thank you for the. Let me shout him out. And yes, I thank you, Crab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Appreciate it. Mark in Houston. A 16 VW Passat, but it's a TDI, so it's a diesel, right? Mark in Houston. God. God almighty.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey.

[Michael Turley]

Hey.

[Caller/Guest]

Sorry about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Is this. Is this car. Does it have a sunroof and leather?

[Caller/Guest]

It does have sunroof and leather. It's. It's not a diesel, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, it says tdi. That's turbo, direct injection, diesel or whatever, so it's not a TDI. So you got 150, 000 mile, 10 year old Passat with gas, right?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, 140. 140,000?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 1500 bucks. Okay. It was quick.

[Bobby Brown]

Yep. Moody Blues, another one of those progressive bands we were looking for, like sausage Fest.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did I bid it so low? Is because the Volkswagen gas and the Audi's gas with150,000 miles don't have any life left in them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Back to speech impediment. Terrence. Speech impediment. Terrence, are you there?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, I'm here, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

It says that you have a. You have a bone sticking through your toe.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. Yep. To my toe. Right through my toe. So does that hurt? My right. Took that just. You got. Just from my left foot. Got the toe. Normally, it's like, I do better now. Back to the bone.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so he's bad to the bone with his broken toe.

[Caller/Guest]

No, I want to. I want to mention sky and Squirrel. They're starting a foundation. They both have breast cancer. I saw Ladies only, guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Men that have breast cancer. It's like Dogs that care. Thank you. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4.

[Bobby Brown]

You, Montel Williams, had breast cancer. Famously. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We went from a bone to toe to breast cancer.

[Michael Turley]

I had a customer call me the other day. He goes, listen to the radio show. Love you guys. My favorite part of the show is that is that guy that can't talk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Finally, we had a vote for Terrence. I thought I was the only one.

[Michael Turley]

That was his favorite part of the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Michael Turley]

Of all the stuff we do because.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been told so many times to get rid of him. They're like, I just can't stop.

[Michael Turley]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's weird.

[Michael Turley]

Well, we have at least one customer that loves him.

[Bobby Brown]

You know, if you do character voices on. Here's a little tip. Don't fake that people don't like it.

[JD Ryan]

I have a theory.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[JD Ryan]

One day we're gonna run into a guy, and he's gonna be all prim and proper talking to us and stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

There.

[Michael Turley]

How are you?

[JD Ryan]

He's gonna say, hey, guess what? He'll start mumbling.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you think it's a stick?

[JD Ryan]

Yes, I think this whole thing is a bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Prek, are you. It's time for Black, White, Latino. Rather. Let's knock that out.

[JD Ryan]

All right, Pre K, you ready?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, for sure.

[JD Ryan]

What's going down?

[Bobby Brown]

You are now about to witness the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Strength of street knowledge.

[JD Ryan]

Ah, snap. It's time for White, Black, Latino or other. Everybody's favorite game show where I read a crime story, and y' all just, you know, give me the general vibe. All right, so this week, our culprit's coming straight out of Arkansas. We got a man who was brought into the hospital with a large red mark on his chest. He told the nurses a story about him and his buddy were playing bodyguard and gotten a shootout. But when police came and started asking his wife, the jig was up. She revealed that him and a buddy had been getting slithered off the liquor and said, hey, wouldn't it be fun if we took turns shooting each other with a bulletproof vest?

[Michael Turley]

God.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh.

[JD Ryan]

He was reportedly pissed and let off five rounds in his homies. Or let me say this. They took turns shooting each other with the.22 rifle, but after the first friend took his slug, he was reportedly pissed and let off five rounds in his homies. Back pause. The duo was arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault. But were they white, black, Latino or other?

[Bobby Brown]

Easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I think Arkansas white is white. Is anybody not white?

[Michael Turley]

Red on his chest. Yes. White.

[JD Ryan]

Doing stupid things with guns.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I mean, that's shooting each other.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chip Wagner.

[Bobby Brown]

Pair of bulletproof vests.

[Michael Turley]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Rich white.

[Michael Turley]

Rich white guys.

[Bobby Brown]

Say it with me.

[Michael Turley]

Caucasians, some rednecks, preppers, hillbilly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they YouTubers? It sounds like a YouTube.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Tik Tok or YouTube.

[John Clay Wolf]

Prek.

[JD Ryan]

Not just. Just your regular town folk.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is it we've all voted White, not black, not Latino, not Asian, nothing.

[JD Ryan]

White layup, I believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm sure it's such an obvious that it's going to be something else. So I'll go Vietnamese.

[JD Ryan]

Just throw it out there. See, I was hoping that, yes, this would be too obvious and y' all might trip yourselves up. Chris Hicks, 36, and Charles Ferris, 50 years old some dirty white boys YouTube stream. Yep.

[Michael Turley]

My God. Go to jcwshow.com and check out the YouTube.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, you're not totally off though, John. You know, if you ever saw the Deer Hunter, Vietnamese do enjoy gunplay.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars on the radio for America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com My friend Kenner had a joke years ago that made me laugh harder than I've ever laughed in my life. He's like, my dad's from India and they don't know American customs. Just like you. Yeah, yeah, my tooth fell out. And I said, dad, my tooth fell out. And he goes, okay, throw it in the trash. No, no, I'm gonna put it under the pillow and the tooth fairy is gonna come and. And give me money. Yeah. And he goes, what? What are you talking about? And he goes, if I put my tooth under the pillow in the middle of the night, a fairy comes in and leaves me a dollar. And he goes, interesting. And he goes to bed, he says he wakes up the next day and he looks underneath his pillow and there's no money under there. Yeah, his tooth is still there. Yeah. And so are 10 of his dad's teeth. And his dad comes in, he goes, come on, divvy up the cash.

[Bobby Brown]

How much did we get?

[Show Announcer]

Broadcasting coast to coast, this is the John Clay Wolf show. Check it out. All the mayhem online. JCW show.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'S Texas OU weekend. The game starts in what, 30 minutes or something?

[JD Ryan]

No, no, they're 2:30. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I thought it was a. I thought it was 11 kick.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, now, but there is some really good games at 11 o'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clock.

[JD Ryan]

There's. There's a lot of good football games this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gotta love Oklahomans. You know, in Oklahoma, you know you've made it not when you graduate from college, but when you're the first one in the family to have working trailer lights, brakes and registration.

[Michael Turley]

Better than a mv.

[JD Ryan]

Well, John, you're making a comeback. You went three and two last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[JD Ryan]

So I'm up now only.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I almost won that other one.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, but you had a bad beat. Bama scored a late touchdown. Just a garbage touchdown to cover for me. Can you imagine? Somebody had big money in that last second touchdown, like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, unnecessary roughness.

[JD Ryan]

So, yeah, I'm better.

[Bobby Brown]

Way to shut a crowd up, man.

[JD Ryan]

I'm only up 100 right now. So let's go over the games. These are the games of the week here. Okay, number at 11 o' clock Central Time. Number eight, Alabama, four and one versus number 14 Missouri, five and oh, it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

At Mizzou Line 6.

[JD Ryan]

Alabama's favored by three and a half. This is the biggest game ever for Mizzou at home.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Mizzou has really good quarterback topping the sec. Best running back too. John, you, since you won, you get to go first.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so it could go either way. I don't have a ton of confidence in that pick. But Bama, I'm just betting. Sometimes I bet like a woman. Maybe a lot. You know, they have pretty unique uniforms and they don't have their names on the back. So they're really good sportsmen. No, Bama's on a roll. Bama's got their mojo back. They've got something to prove. They've. They've been embarrassed to hell and back lately and I think that they are going to fire off today.

[JD Ryan]

So I agree. So then that means you have to move the line, Johnson.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

Yes, yes. You picked first. What do you move the line to? And I can decide yes or no? One point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Point.

[JD Ryan]

So you want to go to four and a half?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

I'll take that. No problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So I got Mizzou.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn. All right. That was.

[JD Ryan]

That was easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I think it'll be closer than you think.

[JD Ryan]

All right, number two, the second game here at 11 o'. Clock. And I'll pick on this one. Number one, Ohio State. They're the best in the country, obviously. 50 at.

[John Clay Wolf]

So was Penn State until last week.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. At number 17, Illinois. They're five and one again. A big huge game for Illinois. Are they for playing where it's at, Illinois, Ohio State's favored by 16 and a half. I'm going to say, yeah, that's going to happen. Last time I. Illinois was on the verse. Indiana, they lost like 60 to 7. It was just insane. So I think they're just pretenders. What do you say, John Does?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to take Illinois in the points.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. All right. That made it easy. Didn't have to move the line at all. Next game, speak of Indiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe I'm giving it all back.

[JD Ryan]

At 2:30 Central Time, number 7, Indiana, 5 0. At number 3, Oregon, 5 0. This is at 2:30. So this is gonna be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are they ranking?

[JD Ryan]

Indiana 7. Number seven in the country versus number three, Oregon. Both are undefeated. It's at Oregon. Oregon's favored by 7 1/2 points. You get to pick this one first.

[John Clay Wolf]

John, you go first.

[JD Ryan]

No, no, we go Back and forth. That's how it works, John. You know, Oregon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now here we go.

[Bobby Brown]

I think the same thing.

[JD Ryan]

No, I. I believe so. I believe Oregon's gonna win, but I don't think that seven and a half points is a little bit much. Okay, so we'll go. I'll go that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So I feel like I just got one in the bag. All right. I feel like I lost one of the last two.

[JD Ryan]

And then of course, course at 2:30 Central 3 and 2 Texas versus number 6, Oklahoma. Of course it's in Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the quarterback playing?

[JD Ryan]

I don't know yet. I'm waiting to hear something if Matier's playing or not for ou. If anybody knows cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not mature, isn't it?

[JD Ryan]

Matier?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm making it up. Remember Mater? The tow truck cars? I mean, you're in Oklahoma. It's got to be Mater.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

If he plays well right now here's what the line.

[John Clay Wolf]

We just got to go with what we're going with. So the. If your aunt had balls, she would be your uncle.

[JD Ryan]

The lines, Texas favored by a point and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

My pick. These games go crazy. I mean everything says Oklahoma should win this game. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[JD Ryan]

You. Arch has been playing crap. Right. I'm going to the opposite. I think Texas is going to cover on this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Thank you.

[JD Ryan]

Just go ahead with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me my money. Just I'm. Ow.

[Caller/Guest]

You all right?

[JD Ryan]

I just had that feeling.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're. You have this weird feeling that Arch. I used to be at Abilene Christian. Or Arch needs to be playing at Louisiana Tech and he might be the back.

[JD Ryan]

Sucks is a strong word.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's just not that good.

[JD Ryan]

He's not a heist. No, he's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sucks for the position he's in. If I was the prestige president of the United States, I would suck. I might be a good city councilman.

[Michael Turley]

Right? Okay. He's just not.

[JD Ryan]

So you're saying for it to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

The quarterback of the University of America's team?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. I don't know about that. But to be for Texas University to be the quarterback for them. It's not. He's not qualify.

[John Clay Wolf]

He doesn't qualify. If he walked on to that team, they might. He might be the third string.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you get this position?

[JD Ryan]

He's got a last name and he.

[John Clay Wolf]

Had a great high school run in a private deal and I'm in private school sports with my kid.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're gonna go to state. We're gonna go to State. I'm like state of what? The state of. Of the rich kids around town.

[Bobby Brown]

Episcopalian state.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[JD Ryan]

He needs more reps. He really does.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's.

[JD Ryan]

He's got thrown in there. He's.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's.

[JD Ryan]

This is his first real full year, Mike.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not good enough. Why are we making excuses for a guy that's not good enough? He's just not good enough.

[Bobby Brown]

Good enough to brand loyalty. It's fan loyalty. Manning, Manning, Manning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's judge it by the facts. And he's not good enough to be the quarterback of the University of Texas.

[JD Ryan]

A college quarterback? Yes. Maybe not for you. For Texas University.

[John Clay Wolf]

He would be great for. For Louisiana Tech. Grajan. Cajuns. I mean. I mean Abilene. I keep saying it. Give me another one. What's that one in Nacogdoches? Sam Houston State or whatever. Yeah, he'd be kicking that ass there.

[JD Ryan]

You know, North Texas played last night and I didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

He wouldn't start at SMU if he was at smu.

[JD Ryan]

I don't know if he'd start at North Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand.

[JD Ryan]

I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you for finally coming around.

[JD Ryan]

But because they have a really good freshman quarterback, they're still just.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're not going to be anything on Texas. And he wouldn't start there. Why is he starting at ut? Did you want to see the one? Okay. The kid got his helmet knocked off last week. That can happen to anybody. And when that happens, you must come out of the game to get checked in. The backup that I don't even know his name came in and he threw the best pass of the day. One play this kid had, he threw a dart. It looked like a 90 mile an hour baseball pitch on a 12 yard slant. And it was beautiful and it was clean and it was pro ball looking. Arch Manning does not have that delivery. I'm sorry.

[JD Ryan]

Well, let's see if he can shut everybody up. If they. If they run.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can we bet a thousand?

[JD Ryan]

No.

[Michael Turley]

God.

[JD Ryan]

If they run the ball and let him run the ball, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Had balls, she would be your uncle.

[JD Ryan]

And I can't believe I'm defending.

[Michael Turley]

What are the odds? What are the numbers?

[John Clay Wolf]

They're saying. The odds say that they like Texas.

[Michael Turley]

Texas.

[JD Ryan]

Point and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're saying because of the mojo factor of the Texas OU contest. It can be crazy. And they can happen if you've got a decent quarterback.

[Bobby Brown]

He's got good form, too. You're talking about Caldwell Stymy.

[Michael Turley]

Caldwell Stymy?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I didn't know.

[Bobby Brown]

Back up for you. Back up. Yeah. For you too. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

There's one NFL game because we got to go five, and then this is your picture.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hate nepotism. They were tell last year, get rid of Quinn yours and put Arch in. Give me a break. Quinn. You should have stayed on another year and gotten paid. You're getting paid more at UT than you are at Miami.

[JD Ryan]

That's a. That is a fact right now.

[Michael Turley]

All right.

[JD Ryan]

The NFL game of the week.

[John Clay Wolf]

If Quinn Ewers was the quarterback right now, I would would completely have a different opinion of everything. And the defense sucks. Well, the reason the defense sucks is because your quarterback sucks. And they don't have any confidence in the Mojo. Mojo is a very fragile thing. Mojo, confidence, steam, momentum. It's very fragile and affects all aspects down to the trainers. And with a crappy quarterback, they ain't got the Mojo. They don't think they can do it because they can't. Okay, I'll shut up.

[JD Ryan]

It would give him another year on the bench and to learn, but anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

To learn he's not good enough.

[JD Ryan]

The NFL game, the big game of the week. 49ers are at the Buccaneers. Both teams are 4 and 1. It's at 3:30 on Sunday. Both teams are banged up. Buccaneers are real banged up, but somehow they just keep.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's Baker?

[JD Ryan]

Baker's healthy.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're gonna win straight up.

[JD Ryan]

That's your pick.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the. What's the odds?

[JD Ryan]

So the spread is the Buccaneers are favored by three and a half. So you're going straight up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, I'll take.

[JD Ryan]

I'll let you take that because I think the 49ers, they're better coach teams.

[John Clay Wolf]

The 49ers are better than the. Baker's got the Mojo thing going on. Then let's talk about Jackson Dart. Let's talk about the crappy New York Giants. They're terrible and they swap out lead men. And look at what happened.

[Bobby Brown]

The mojo changed 34 points worth of terrible against the Philadelphia Eagles.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, they've got got something going there with those two rookies. It's that new energy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm just saying get rid of Baker. I mean, what's his ass. And put in somebody else and try some new energy. Look at what happened in New York. It's a different team all of a sudden.

[Bobby Brown]

They are. They absolutely are.

[John Clay Wolf]

And maybe I'm a little off. He just. When did Dart start?

[JD Ryan]

Two weeks ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And what's been happening since he started starting?

[JD Ryan]

Well, they won one game. They lost it. The Saints. I mean, they should have Never lost it. The Saints but, but it's taken time. Yes, he's got some new mojo for that team but that team was. Well, I say they're worse. Texas is not very good. The team around Manning is not very good. That's part of the problem too.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you have the manager is not very good.

[JD Ryan]

The coach?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, the, the qb. Oh, the QB is a big job. The QB is, is you show me a great team without a great qb, know, kiss a. Kiss a kissy ass.

[JD Ryan]

You want failure so bad for Manning. I've never, I mean it's like you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Never even see me this hot about anything.

[JD Ryan]

No, like all week last week, Vers Florida, every pass. That was a terrible pass, you'd get a text message from John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh I couldn't.

[JD Ryan]

My kid could have done better than that. I mean every, every pass you're judging. And then when he threw a good pass, oh, he got lucky.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well you try that many times and you're at that level you're going to hit every once in a while.

[JD Ryan]

I, I, I, I, I despise anything with Texas but I think he's gonna have a pretty good game. Just enough to beat ou here. We'll see. That's gonna be at 2:30.

[John Clay Wolf]

If mater's in, there's no chance.

[Bobby Brown]

I hope it's a.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be back in a minute. My name is John Claywolf. This is the. Go to jcwshow.com if you want to watch. The video version of this is free. It's live. It's on YouTube. YouTube Car Show Walnut Springs. Richard Rollins, Chip Foose, myself and a couple of other celebrity guests and we are going to have a badass car show Nov. 15 in Walnut Springs. Go to walnutspringsrally.com to register your car and if you don't want to put it in the show, we want you and your car clubs. All the car club guys bring your ass. We've got the Rattlesnake Roadhouse, W6 Steakhouse, the GMTV garage, the Saloon, the Bosque Cantina, which is the best Mexican food in four counties. And we want to see you there. And we're going to be broadcasting the show live from the stage of the rattlesnake on November 15th. Be right back.

[Show Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up 800-800-RADIO and check out the [e-mail] or john claywolf.com hey, the John Clay Wolf show has what you need. Thanks for making US Number one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Buddy of mine's texting, wants to go ride cross country in the morning. I'm like, dude, I'm not gonna get back from this tech game until probably 1:30 in the morning, so I will not be up and ready.

[Bobby Brown]

You gonna stay the night out there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Come right back.

[Bobby Brown]

Home of Buddy Holly, home of Mac Davis.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never even been to Lubbock.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope.

[Bobby Brown]

We used to drive through there every time we went to see my great aunt in New Mexico. Lived in Cuesta between Red river and Taos. And my mom always said Lubbock is like a dirty town.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dirty. Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

But it's the. It's the first in. The first by which you judge all others. The first International House of Pancakes ever seen in my life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobby Brown]

And to this day, if. If I ever go through Lubbock, I always stop at the International House.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think their roster this year is 30 million on their player payments.

[JD Ryan]

Is that right? 45.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like this year is 28 and next year's 45.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. That's all.

[Bobby Brown]

That's big money.

[JD Ryan]

They'll be in the playoffs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

You're gonna throw some tortillas while you're at the game. That's a big thing they do.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're not Mexican.

[JD Ryan]

No. That's what they do is they throw tortillas out. They used.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife is gluten. Whatever now. So it's got to be corn tortillas.

[Michael Turley]

She gluten free or she.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's trying it because she feels bad and she's given a whirl to see if it works. Okay. Getting off of it.

[JD Ryan]

Some people have to do it for health reasons.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why. Oh, she's just making her feel bad. Seriously? Yeah. Is that new? I mean, what were people doing that. That had a problem?

[Michael Turley]

Where were peanut allergies in the 50s? Where were, you know, strawberry allergies? All these allergies. Gluten. Gluten. What's the other one that's big?

[JD Ryan]

I don't know. I just know gluten, that terrible disease.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, Acetol. That gets you every time. Hey, speaking of AI and the guys that are on the stream right now can, @jcwshow.com can see this better, obviously, because it's hard to. But on Grok, the AI thing, there's a thing called Imagine or something they're doing, and you can make these six second videos out of pictures in like, hey, there's one being played right now.

[Michael Turley]

That bear grabs you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I gave him that. That picture of Rick Ferreliss. And I and turn the bear. And Rick, there's my buddy with in the pool doing a chicks and chomp. Yeah, that's not real. It looks real. That. That iguana. That's. Look at this, John.

[Michael Turley]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, seriously, is that not ridiculous? I was just jacking around with it. I said it's a family foot. I said strip all of our clothes off, put us in swimsuits and run across the field.

[Michael Turley]

That's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that not ridiculous?

[Caller/Guest]

Great.

[JD Ryan]

Wow. Let's see all [e-mail] going forward.

[Michael Turley]

Man, we're not gonna believe anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing, Nothing, Nothing.

[Michael Turley]

It's. That looks. If you told me. I mean, granted, I know you're better than you'd strip off and run in.

[John Clay Wolf]

A Speedo, but it does look good. Play. Play one more time, homeboy. You're not hurting anything by letting it play. So, yeah, that bear looks real. Well, the bear doesn't look real, but we look real. It's. It's pretty weird for. So you won't be able to tell the difference in what's real and what's not. And that iguana is not smoking a joint.

[JD Ryan]

What is that going to do for. I mean, politics, stuff like that. I mean, people are going to start believing things or any.

[Michael Turley]

Do you get caught doing something, you won't believe it.

[Bobby Brown]

They've been doing it in politics.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look how fit I am. I didn't realize I'd been working out.

[Michael Turley]

You really look good.

[Bobby Brown]

Here's where it's going to have an impact early is in the courts. Prove that I did it. What do you mean? You got a picture of me doing it, Right. That's great. What do you mean? You got video of me doing. Oh, you got a recording of me?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Really?

[Bobby Brown]

On the phone? Really?

[JD Ryan]

Boy, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Is there any way to prove, I mean, that that's fake, other than we know that's not.

[JD Ryan]

I think there is some type of software that can. Yeah, it'll say it's AI generated, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

The AI will get better and better and it's going to be a mess.

[Bobby Brown]

I hope some form of regulation like that does exist sometime in the near future because like as you know. Yeah. A water. Just a simple watermark. Anything created by AI includes the watermark.

[Michael Turley]

When's the first movie coming out, Bob? That's strictly AI. The. The. The artists, the actors didn't even show up. Didn't even.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's already out. And I was in a meeting in LA and an AI video thing two weeks ago and they were going over this. And the creators and the lawyers were in there arguing with each other.

[Bobby Brown]

A film?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, dude, this is way, way, way past where we see it right now.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

They've already done it.

[Michael Turley]

They've already done it.

[John Clay Wolf]

They've already done it.

[Michael Turley]

Didn't know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. It's a Off the charts.

[Bobby Brown]

See, I tend to miss that because I say we've been watching animation since Steamboat Willie, but, you know, Walt Disney created that. People created that. This is created by AI that's speaking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of AI and stealing things. Taylor Swift's getting dogged by for stealing hooks off of other people's music. And I love it. I love it. I love it. Let's play it. 16 1. Just listen. Dancing through the lightning strikes. Stealing from the Mexican.

[Bobby Brown]

That's pretty close. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. So is it Luis Miguel?

[JD Ryan]

Is it her or whoever's producing her?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's her. It's whoever's producing her. But. But, I mean, they should be checking this stuff. What's 16:2? I'm feeling so cool.

[Michael Turley]

Jones, bro.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Her name was Kitty, and she said to me, hey, thank you for the lovely bouquet.

[JD Ryan]

I mean, God.

[Bobby Brown]

And those. Those aren't the same three simple chords either. That's. I mean, that's an exact match.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's Jonas. Damn it. I feel so cool.

[JD Ryan]

They're doing a duet together.

[Michael Turley]

Mixed it.

[John Clay Wolf]

The one thing the Jonas Brothers good song finally got released where people are hearing it because it is a good song. The cool song's better than hers. You know, that happens.

[Bobby Brown]

George Harrison did this years ago when he wrote My Sweet Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, yep, yep.

[Bobby Brown]

You know, and it's the same chords and same melody as he's so Fine by the Chiffons. And he got sued for plagiarism and found guilty and had to pay a penalty for it. And he said, I don't know. It just must have stuck in my head.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

Trying to make something else.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of AI Deep Fakes painter Bob Ross from the public television.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, I love this station.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know the crazy one. Little mountains, little birds Little mountains, little grass Happy Little Trees versus Mr. Rogers in a WWE bout. And this did happen for real. This is not a 18. Look at this place, King. That's Mr. Rogers walking to the ring, and he's got Marilyn Monroe on his arm. I never thought I'd see this on Monday Night Raw. Mr. Rogers, it's a beautiful day to paint this canvas with your blood. Roger swings. Block elbow. 1, 2. The artist pulls it off. Bob Ross has done it. The happy little painter just pinned Mr. Rogers. And he's the 1997 World Wrestling Federation heavyweight champion. Did you see on there with Mr. Rogers banging with Easy?

[JD Ryan]

Yes. That was great. Sharing a 40. That was awesome.

[Bobby Brown]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this, boys and girls, is why network television is going to die and we're getting stupider is because we're all sitting in our beds. You're doing it, watching. I'm doing it. We're not watching tv. You're sitting next to your wife. The lights are off and the glow in the room is from the two phones. And we're sitting there watching for hour and a half every night. And we fall asleep.

[Michael Turley]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's it.

[Michael Turley]

Every night.

[JD Ryan]

You're right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's over. It's.

[Michael Turley]

Well, what's over?

[John Clay Wolf]

Network television.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Network tv. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The ad price of that is just. I mean the. The Taylor Sheridans and the few big hits are going to grab you and get you away from your phone.

[Michael Turley]

Peacock Pluses and everything else. Paramount.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm. Dude, I'm as bad as anybody. I've been shaming people forever and now.

[Michael Turley]

I'm about watching streaming tv, just watching my phone. I haven't watched network television and I can't tell you the last time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sports.

[JD Ryan]

Sports is. And that's why it's sports. It's a big business. I mean, you have the big.

[Michael Turley]

That's the only place that the commercials are worth anything because people will watch the commercials because the game's not over.

[JD Ryan]

Well, the big Ten's monetizing. They're forming a group together where they're gonna. I mean, they're gonna get billion dollars because of sponsors, because all the money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is trying to plant where there's actually eyeballs. And there's no eyeballs on midday television.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What the hell is that worth? Yeah, I pay 50 cents for a commercial on midday air.

[Michael Turley]

What?

[Bobby Brown]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, I said I'd pay.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, you pay.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, just nothing. Yep, Just nothing. Hey, John, this is Larry from abc, your local affiliate. You know we were doing a special on Click. Yeah, I just don't. I mean, there's nothing.

[Michael Turley]

Can you imagine being a sales guy right now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Michael Turley]

That'S a tough bastards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's terrible.

[Michael Turley]

Or radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Radio's tough, but TVs tougher.

[Michael Turley]

TVs tougher.

[John Clay Wolf]

TVs tougher.

[Michael Turley]

Everything's available on streaming and I can go through it and just zip right through your commercials.

[John Clay Wolf]

I knew it was going to happen, but I didn't think it was going to happen. Seeing it happen. It's worse than what I imagined was going to happen. I don't. What about you?

[Michael Turley]

Yes, absolutely. It's. It's like I said.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hollywood is screwed. The LA production entertainment stronghold is. Hollywood is busted. These networks are wanting. Paramount just sold. Discovery's wanting to sell. I mean, it's broken. And. And Mr. Beast and the other top 20 are taking it over. YouTube. Google is. Owns YouTube. Google will be. They're gonna have to get broken up. They're gonna be Standard Oil. There's no way.

[Bobby Brown]

They already are.

[John Clay Wolf]

They already are. They Google Standard Oil. For those of y' all who are uneducated or really young. It was. It was. They broke the. The government broke the company up. Rockefeller's company into Exxon. Maybe Mobile.

[Michael Turley]

Mobile.

[John Clay Wolf]

Texaco. I forgot all Shell for sure. So these fuel brands that you see now are after a breakup of a monopoly.

[Michael Turley]

Standard Oil.

[John Clay Wolf]

Standard Oil.

[Michael Turley]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this is going to happen to Google. You know, Microsoft has too much of a. Hold this. No, no, nobody's got a hold like Google.

[Michael Turley]

No, they're in everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody.

[Michael Turley]

Everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody. Yeah. It's ridiculous. Okay, car calls. Coming up next, the lightning round. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. Call me. Year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean, and I'll do this. Chuck, You've got a 834 Ford Ranger with 50. 54, 000 miles, V6 regular cab. Is it automatic or a stick?

[Bobby Brown]

Automatic with the mighty T bar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I don't know what that means, but is it. Is it. It's a regular cab or a extended cab? Back then they were all regular.883, right? On a scale of 1 to 10, sitting in like a museum, where would you. Where would you hit it?

[Bobby Brown]

7.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's pretty nice. You want 8, 000 for it? I don't know if I'll give 8,000 for it, but I might. I need photos. It's all about the condition. It's all about the gauges working in the. In the rub marks on the. On the door handles. I mean, how nice is it? It's just. It's an antique, right? Nobody's ever gonna drive this damn thing. They just want to buy a memory. So I gotta figure out what level. Go. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Thank you. We'll be right back. We're gonna do a few more of those as soon as we get back.

[Michael Turley]

I'm affected by this Hulk Hogan sex tape. I am $140 million. I hope the woman in the video, got some money because I can't imagine being a woman and explaining Hulk to a friend. So this new guy, what does he look like? He's like horseshoe bald, but also with a mullet at the same time. It's a strange combination.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, but he's shredded.

[Michael Turley]

He's in great shape. Oh, so he's young now? He's like 75. Well, he's an older guy. He's probably a good dresser. Mostly spandex. Well, at least no one knows you had sex with him. Let me stop you again.

[Show Announcer]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free 800-800-RADIO, and check out the [e-mail] now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was just walking out in the shop, looking at the cars. There's a huge box out there. And I had a flashback and almost start crying. My brother Remember big screen TVs in the 80s? They were huge.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

So my grandma. My grandmother gave my dad one for Christmas. And the box was huge. And my dad told my brother to take it to our office and tear to pieces and put it in the dumpster. So my brother told me to get in the box. I was about 10, and ride in the back of his truck.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this massive box, and I'm the weight of it, in the back of his truck. He's 16, 17. I'm 10 years old. And the drive to the office was 30 minutes on the interstate.

[Michael Turley]

Jesus.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I kept feeling the box lift up and, you know, I'm screaming back there. And obviously he doesn't hear me because he's in the front of his truck in the cab. I mean, that is like child abuse.

[JD Ryan]

Hold on. Okay, so he had you in a box in the back, a huge box, while he's driving 70 miles per hour on highway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

How did your parents let him live?

[John Clay Wolf]

They didn't know that he did it. And. And I mean, it was just like the most terrifying 30 minutes of my life. Because when he's going down the road, you know, the wind is catching the box, is trying to pull the box out of the truck, and I'm the weight in it. Yeah. And I weigh 100 pounds.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh. Nothing catches air in the back of a pickup truck at high speeds better than a wide cardboard box.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, right.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I just.

[Bobby Brown]

And you probably weighed like 60 pounds at the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was not a good experience. Did you ever have anything? You know, he also, when we were jumping bicycles, he would move like a big bucket it out for me to clear until I, you know, finally hit it and landed on it and crashed to death.

[JD Ryan]

He used you as a prop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. You were his prop? Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you not? Nobody had Big brother like it now. I mean, the. The bicycle thing. Looking back, I can laugh. The box thing. I'm still pretty pissed. Are you?

[Michael Turley]

PTSD every time you see it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm really lucky I didn't die.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kind of. Yeah. Me. Might as well. Hung me over a cliff. Death. Yeah. By my shirt and hope the shirt didn't break. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

He's like, hey, we're gonna try something real quick here, John. It's okay. Don't worry about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

Get in a box in the back of my truck. We're going to the office.

[Bobby Brown]

That is abnormal, by the way.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

I mean, I hope you know Wally never did that to Beaver.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[Bobby Brown]

I had an older sister.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like my brother, but I didn't like that he did a lot of stuff like that.

[Bobby Brown]

I used to think she wanted to kill me for years. And I've decided maybe a lot of. Just like my own.

[Michael Turley]

He did carry your horse.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, we've talked to him before.

[Michael Turley]

The dead horse.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

I missed a dead horse.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I know. I wonder how he's doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to know. Should we. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Michael Turley]

Sure, it was fun to talk to him.

[JD Ryan]

Wonder what he's doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Bobby Brown]

He's a nice horse.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, he's a great horse.

[John Clay Wolf]

Beach impediment. Terrence, it's very. I wish you hadn't hung up because I was going to bring you on as a contestant for Jeopardy.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, is it that time?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not here. Here.

[Michael Turley]

Stop it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not here. We'll do Sir Minus. Sir Minus. You're on the Appalachian Trail, and I'm ready for Jeopardy. Okay. He is on a cell phone, walking the. Hiking the Appalachian Trail for two months. What is the name of your Instagram deal?

[Caller/Guest]

Jcw Hikes.

[Bobby Brown]

Plural.

[John Clay Wolf]

The at the end. The AP Appalachian Trail. All right, Midas. Go. Ding, ding, ding. From the AP when you have the answer. Let's roll, Bob.

[Bobby Brown]

All right, let's look at our categories for this week. Way Back early is category one. Sorry. Way Back Funny. That is Classic comics from long ago. And category two, the Sky's the Limit. Crazy Airplane Stories. Y' all ready to play?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Bobby Brown]

Here we go. Category one. Question. Richard Pryor has been considered America's groundbreaking black comic, but the real OG black comedian recorded his first album in 1956.

[JD Ryan]

Ding, ding, ding.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, damn. Pre K. Who is Red Fox?

[Bobby Brown]

That's correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was gonna say that, but when you said 59, I was like, that's too old. All right.

[Bobby Brown]

He really was around back there. He almost goes back to volley bill. Question 2. Despite what's become a notably intellectual hoity toity career, this American comedian was literally the first stand up act to fill stadiums back when he was a wild and crazy guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

John, who is George Carlin?

[Bobby Brown]

Incorrect.

[Michael Turley]

Ding, ding, ding. Who is Steve Martin?

[Bobby Brown]

That is correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Wild and crazy guy. Duh.

[Bobby Brown]

Speaking of a wild and crazy guy, Question three. Comedian George Carlin's stand up hero was an edgy comic who faced multiple arrests for using obscene language on stage in the early 60s.

[John Clay Wolf]

One more time.

[Bobby Brown]

And died of a heroin overdose.

[John Clay Wolf]

One more time.

[Bobby Brown]

George Carlin's stand up hero was an edgy comic who faced multiple arrests for using obscene language on stage in the early 1960s.

[JD Ryan]

There's a movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ding, ding, ding. Who's Blackie Norton in Greg?

[Bobby Brown]

Starring Dustin Hoffman.

[JD Ryan]

You know the movie Bruce Almighty?

[Bobby Brown]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Bruce Almighty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Minus. You got it.

[Michael Turley]

You're close. I know. I can't come up with it.

[Bobby Brown]

If you turn Bruce Almighty's first name into a last name, that would be the comedian's last name. Correct answer is Lenny Bruce. Who is Lenny Bruce?

[Michael Turley]

That's right.

[Bobby Brown]

And he was good. If you ever find any tapes.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, really good.

[Bobby Brown]

Check him out. All right, category two. We move on. Question one. During Live Aid, this artist played both London and Philadelphia with the help of a transatlantic flight on a Concord. Ding.

[Caller/Guest]

Dating.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, there goes Linus Queen. That is incorrect.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was gonna say Mercury. I'm glad he blew that out there because I do remember this story and I forgot who it was.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, Live Aid was at wemb London.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobby Brown]

And at Philadelphia. This is the one artist that played both venues on the same day, thanks to the Concord.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K. You don't have it. JD Said ding, ding.

[Michael Turley]

Who is Elton John?

[Bobby Brown]

Incorrect.

[JD Ryan]

Damn.

[Bobby Brown]

Correct answer is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Pre K. You got it.

[Bobby Brown]

Okay. You got one.

[JD Ryan]

I was gonna say Elton John.

[Caller/Guest]

So yeah, I got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, let me think of who else. It's not Led Zeppelin or Jim Page. Who else was a big deal that day?

[Bobby Brown]

Actually, I think he did play in a reunion version of Led Zeppelin, if I'm not mistaken.

[JD Ryan]

Time is up.

[Bobby Brown]

Who is Phil Collins? That was a big deal back then. All right, question two. German fighter pilot Baron von Richtofen shot down 80 confirmed kills during World War I, which earned him this nickname during the war.

[Michael Turley]

Who's the Red Baron?

[Bobby Brown]

That's correct.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, JD Is in the lead. Two to one.

[Bobby Brown]

He's airplane man.

[Michael Turley]

I'm an airplane man.

[Bobby Brown]

Question three. This man held an entire commercial flight hostage for several hours in 1971 and demanded a ransom. Is that Linus?

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

D.B.

[Caller/Guest]

Cooper.

[Bobby Brown]

Who is D.B. cooper?

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at that. And then the crazy bastard jumped out of the back in a parachute and they never found him again.

[Bobby Brown]

It's a fabulous store. They found some 20s and 50s on the ground.

[JD Ryan]

Years later, Appalachian man gets on the board.

[Bobby Brown]

On to Double Jeopardy. Back to category one, question one. Fans and friends have nicknamed this old school comic Mr. Warm and Fuzzy, despite his title as the most ruthless roastmaster ever.

[Michael Turley]

Ding, ding, ding.

[Bobby Brown]

J.D.

[Michael Turley]

Who'S Don Rickles?

[Bobby Brown]

That's correct.

[JD Ryan]

Man, J.D. is mopping y' all up.

[Michael Turley]

Smoking.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's about time.

[JD Ryan]

Four, one one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Five years later, four or three he's got.

[JD Ryan]

Four is double jeopardy.

[Bobby Brown]

Now question two. Back in the day, a comedian knew he'd made it after a set when he was asked to come and have a live sit down on this late.

[Michael Turley]

Night talking Johnny Carson.

[Bobby Brown]

That's correct.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my.

[John Clay Wolf]

God.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Six the. Yeah, just. Just run it up here.

[Bobby Brown]

Let them go a little more for S and G. All right. Category two, question one. Historians mark the first sustained controlled powered air flight in a craft created by the Wright brothers at this site located Kitty Hawk.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is Kitty Hawk?

[Bobby Brown]

That's correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, John, you're on the board.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at that.

[JD Ryan]

You're not shut out.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, that was a hard one, too. All right, question two. This location stands as Earth's only continent that can only be reached by flight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ding, ding, ding. What is Antarctica?

[Bobby Brown]

That's correct.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, trying to come back.

[Michael Turley]

What's he gonna do?

[JD Ryan]

He's down by two. We got another one here.

[Bobby Brown]

All right, question three. This American military craft, completed in 1969, was the first attack aircraft capable of vertical takeoff and landing operations. AP D. Did I hear a D?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Appalachian Man.

[Caller/Guest]

Blackhawk.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, that's correct. That is incorrect.

[John Clay Wolf]

One more time.

[Bobby Brown]

It was. It was named after a bird of prey. But Blackhawk is incorrect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ding, ding, ding.

[Bobby Brown]

Eagle as incorrect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a helicopter or an airplane?

[Bobby Brown]

American military craft.

[Michael Turley]

I believe.

[Bobby Brown]

I believe it was almost like one of those helicopters with the. I don't have a picture name for bird of prey. Vertical takeoff and land in the 60s.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Osprey was not in the 60s.

[Michael Turley]

I was gonna say Osprey.

[Bobby Brown]

That's incorrect.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it?

[Bobby Brown]

What is the Harrier? It's not a us.

[Michael Turley]

That's a British.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you're so. So we're still going because he did wrong.

[Bobby Brown]

Okay, now we're not still going because we're out of questions. Oh, there's our winner right there. JD I can't make those up on the fly.

[Michael Turley]

Tell him what he's won, Bobo.

[JD Ryan]

Well, you've kept the prize away from the caller.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the whole goal.

[JD Ryan]

We don't want to give anything away.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're not giving him any shoes because he's walking. He's going to be barefoot.

[JD Ryan]

Where's he at now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you?

[Caller/Guest]

Minus southern Virginia. I'm on my way to Parisburg, Virginia.

[Bobby Brown]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's crazy.

[Bobby Brown]

Wish I was with you, bro.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to look at his Instagram. Look at these pictures.

[Caller/Guest]

The best thing that happened to me last week was right after I got off the phone with y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All.

[Caller/Guest]

I met up with someone who I've been hearing about all trail named Fresh Grounds. And he fed me at three different points throughout the day, like, met me at the roads, and then cooked me up gourmet food at three different times.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a stray dog.

[Caller/Guest]

I didn't feel like I was ever gonna get to see him, but he's been doing this for 13 years. The fresh Grounds Leapfrog Cafe. Just feeding hikers all along the trail all year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Bobby Brown]

That's cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's cool.

[Michael Turley]

Do we know why Jason's doing this? Did we ever come up with that? Jason, why are you. Why are you doing this?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, well, so I. I mean, find yourself. We go between, you know, dogs who care lunchy for panoche. I mean, whatever. Whatever suits your bill. I mean, I'm honestly, for the most part, doing this for everyone else who can't do it. I mean, John, you don't want to do this, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I can't do it. I'm a recovered half ass, recovered paraplegic. There's no way I could do it. So you're doing it for me. You're doing it for my. For my spinal cord injury.

[JD Ryan]

That's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[Caller/Guest]

There's. It's beautiful trail out here. I mean, I'm coasting like you are on trail and you're on the dirt bike. You know, it's just smooth, easy trail.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rub it in.

[Michael Turley]

Rub it in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. We'll talk to you next. Next Saturday. Good job. Yo.

[Show Announcer]

We're back to the John Clay Wolf show taking over your radio every Saturday morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's dead from this? This is a great band.

[Bobby Brown]

All of them No, I think. Okay. You got Joey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he dead?

[Bobby Brown]

I think so. One of them has a show on xm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh?

[Bobby Brown]

You know, there's no reason to sit around and wonder about these things, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

This music is very evergreen to me.

[Bobby Brown]

You know what I heard on Ozzy's Boneyard the other day? First time in a long time, I don't want to be buried in a pet cemetery. That was awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, pet cemetery. From the Ramones.

[Bobby Brown]

Ramon. I don't want to be buried in a pet. All their music sounds.

[John Clay Wolf]

It makes you feel like you're high. Speaking of anesthesia, y' all have something on the sheet about anesthesia.

[Michael Turley]

It's a compilation of people. You know, when you go. You've been under anesthesia. When you come out sometimes you're in that zone where you sort of say things or see things. This is a compilation of young folks coming out of anesthesia. Kind of funny. And especially the last guy. Anybody here had a colonoscopy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not lately, no. I have.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, well, you know what happens with colonoscopies. They pump you full of air, right? Here's cut number four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you rich? No, I'm a nurse. Definitely not rich.

[Bobby Brown]

I need a sugar daddy. Do you have a boyfriend?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I don't have a boyfriend.

[Bobby Brown]

I wish I did. Nobody loves me.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife, she'll get upset if she sees you touching me like that on my chest. Everyone, let me see your bracelet really quick. I'm gonna take a. I'm just gonna scan it. Look, it's like a laser beam.

[Caller/Guest]

You know, if you wanted to take.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pictures of me, you could have just asked.

[Bobby Brown]

It's a good one.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, buddy. There was one that saw colonoscopy.

[JD Ryan]

There was a guy, he was waking up, and he starts talking about how he wish he wasn't married. And the wife. Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I can't believe that.

[Bobby Brown]

You know, when I had my tonsillectomy when I was maybe 13 or 14, and I woke up, and there's a beautiful tech there. And she said, hey, how you feeling? I feel like I've been drinking beer. She goes, like, you're drinking? And I'm thinking to myself, I'm gonna bang this chick. And I don't remember called specifically, but I think I was very flirtatious. And later. Later she said, well, you're very cute.

[JD Ryan]

I thought, oh, hey, look at that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, the best story of the day is an Irish influencer nearly got killed by cannibals in New Guinea.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, my God.

[Michael Turley]

It's a good story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

This is one of those. Who's the great croc hunter? Guy always films himself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Steve Irwin. Irwin.

[Bobby Brown]

These animals will kill you in nine seconds, sir. This is a really bad idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

This guy was over in that part of the world, Papua New Guinea.

[Caller/Guest]

Yep.

[Bobby Brown]

And he sees some obviously look like cannibals on the shore.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what does a cannibal look like?

[Bobby Brown]

Well, we've got a video. I don't know if we're gonna be able to play it and see it.

[Michael Turley]

But the guy offers the chief of the tribe some salt. A salt packet. The chief doesn't like the salt packet.

[Bobby Brown]

They got bones through their whole face and feathers everywhere. And they look unfair friendly. And they're holding big spears.

[John Clay Wolf]

This sounds produced.

[Bobby Brown]

No, it looks, you know, it's a tick tock bit. So he looks pretty scared.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we don't have it.

[Michael Turley]

Do we have video from it or. Yes, we don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you load him?

[Bobby Brown]

We have audio.

[Michael Turley]

We have audio. Cut 13, I think they're pointing, blowing.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is terrifying. They're huge bulls. I've got an offering for them. Basically bargain our way and try and make them accept us. Put it in my hand.

[Bobby Brown]

Open it and just put it in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your hands a little bit. Oh, God. Okay. He doesn't look like he likes that.

[Caller/Guest]

Careful.

[John Clay Wolf]

He doesn't like it. All right, guys, let's move back.

[Bobby Brown]

Maybe we have to go out.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not into that.

[Bobby Brown]

Not really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Welcome. It's really dangerous. Not gonna lie. That is absolutely terrifying.

[Bobby Brown]

Demi.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're scary. I'm sorry.

[Caller/Guest]

I take you here.

[JD Ryan]

That's wild.

[Michael Turley]

There's some salt.

[JD Ryan]

Can you imagine running like that?

[Michael Turley]

No. Why would you do that? For a TikTok video.

[JD Ryan]

Look at. It's a video at JCW show doc. I mean, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

That looks like some salt. Morgan Freeman.

[Michael Turley]

It's not Morgan Freeman.

[JD Ryan]

They have a pet dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

This isn't. I mean, video doesn't play very good on the radio.

[JD Ryan]

No. Yeah. You have to watch it on YouTube channel right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. All right. 800-800-7234. 800 radio. We did Jeopardy. Miley Cyrus sings a song for her dad. Cut nine. Fleetwood Matt neck. She does have a Stevie Nick sound.

[Bobby Brown]

I want to keep your secret. And what's interesting about that track is that playing on the track happens to be MC Fleetwood. Lindsay Buckingham.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, they're on the track with her.

[Bobby Brown]

And it sounds like we would like.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, do we see maybe a group getting together together here?

[Michael Turley]

Miley.

[JD Ryan]

Miley with them.

[Bobby Brown]

Well, there it is, dude. You're listening to it.

[Michael Turley]

You're listening to it?

[JD Ryan]

No, like an album. Something together.

[Bobby Brown]

Get John McVie in there.

[Michael Turley]

Listen.

[JD Ryan]

That again. That's. That sounds really good.

[John Clay Wolf]

She sounds like Stevie Nicks. That's the most Stevie Nick sounding voice I've ever heard.

[Bobby Brown]

Like sunlight in the shadow.

[Michael Turley]

You're doing that on purpose.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's working.

[Michael Turley]

The vibrato on purpose.

[John Clay Wolf]

Working.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, what's this mashup with slipknot, Spice girls and rage?

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, Those are great, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

141 awesome.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Not a bad mashup.

[John Clay Wolf]

142 his rage.

[Michael Turley]

Yep. This is Vanessa Carlton's song under the song. Under rage. Basically, yeah. Raging against machine.

[Bobby Brown]

Some of those that warp forces are.

[John Clay Wolf]

The same Some of those that work forces are the same that bar crossing Some of those that work forces are the same that bar cross bosses Some of those that work forces try to save that part crosses now we do what they taught you do what they torture do what they torture do what they torture? Those who died are justified but wearing the bad take their chosen white you justify don't get dying killing in the name of super forces.

[Bobby Brown]

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