#527 John Clay Wolfe Show 10.25.25

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #527

October 25, 2025

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Episode Overview

On this episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show, the crew delivers another energetic and irreverent Saturday morning ride through the worlds of cars, sports, pop culture, and listener call-ins. With signature banter and playful ribbing, John and his panel discuss everything from bizarre Halloween news stories and celebrity alcohol brands to major NBA gambling scandals and classic cars on the auction block. Regular features like the "Lightning Round," sports picks, live car bidding, and listener-driven segments like "The Truth" keep the show moving fast and unpredictable. The team's camaraderie, wisecracking, and willingness to embrace any (broadcast-friendly) topic—plus a showcase of classic JCW characters—make this America's top weekend morning show for a reason.

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Main Segments & Key Discussion Points

1. Opening Banter: Weather, High School Football & Parenting (00:16 – 02:55)

• Temperature Talk: John laments lingering summer heat in the South, contrasts with cold up North, humorously admits to still wearing shorts.
• High School Football Scheduling:
  • John's son's team navigates weather delays; he suggests a whimsical "six-quarter game" rule.
  • Explains Texas high school football’s practice of awarding a "W" if a weather-delayed game is canceled after half-time.
  • Quote:

  "I just told my wife, I said this will be cool because it'll be a six quarter game...I think that's how they should do it, that we took the W." — John (01:22)

2. Celebrity Alcohol Brands & McConaughey's Naked Bongo Ad (02:59 – 05:10)

• The crew riffs on the proliferation of celebrity liquor brands:
  • McConaughey’s new tequila launch brings back the legend of his "naked bongo" police encounter.
    • Playful dramatization of the police report read on air:

    “The nude subject yelled, why are you here?” — (03:47)

  • John notes the immense profit potential, citing Tito’s, Sammy Hagar, and Ryan Reynolds as success stories.
  • Internal banter over whether JCW should launch its own liquor or wine.

3. Team Dynamics & Show Format (05:18 – 07:39)

• Classic Ball-Busting: Teasing about facial expressions, mock-fighting, and "car vs. money" debate.
• YouTube Video Announcement: John plugs their upcoming YouTube video launch at noon, mentioning significant traction and viewership.
  • Quote:

  "We got one that's got 300,000 hours worth of watching. And it'll be in a million real soon." — John (09:40)

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[Lightning Round #1: Live Car Bids] (11:03 – 13:48)

Timestamp Highlights:

• [11:03] - Jake's 2020 Camry Sport: John bids $9k; caller owes more and is "in for the long haul."
• [11:54] - Kenny’s 2006 Cadillac STS w/ supercharger: Negotiations break down over price expectations; classic negotiation humor ensues.
  • Quote:

  "I hit you three—you said you don't know how much it is, but you know it's not three. You're getting offers. Your aunt owns it. She's eight and your car's a nine. How much is it?" — John (13:15)

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4. Candy Corn & Halloween Humor (14:04 – 15:15)

• Hilarious anti-candy corn rant suggesting it tastes like "oil," speculates it's recycled every year.
  • Quote:

  “All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1914. They never had to make it again.” — Bobbo (14:16)

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5. Topical News: Fake 'Purge' Prank & Home Defense Laws (16:00 – 18:50)

• Real-life Purge: Three costumed teens scare Virginia homeowners; legal/ethical debate on how to respond.
  • Quote:

  “So what do you do in that case? Somebody's at your door, you're looking at them through the ring camera, and they're saying, come out or we're coming in.” — J.D. (17:00)

  • John: “Yeah, shoot them in the ass.” (17:07)
• Sidebar: John references Chris Rock’s "how not to get your ass kicked by the police" routine for comic relief.

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6. White House Renovations & Political Satire (19:02 – 21:56)

• Speech Impediment Terrence calls in to critique Trump’s plans for a White House ballroom.
• The crew satirizes past and present White House modifications (e.g., Obama's basketball court, Nixon's bowling alley, JFK pool).
  • Quote:

  “In the John F. Kennedy days, they had a swimming pool. That’s when… Nixon came and filled it in…” — Bobbo (21:39)

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7. Sports Talk: NBA Gambling/Mafia Arrests (24:44 – 36:44)

Timestamp Highlights:

• [28:06] Detailed breakdown of the FBI's indictments involving NBA players/coaches and the American Mafia.
• [29:00] Tech-savvy cheating devices at fixed poker games and how "the fish" (victims) were set up.
  • Quote:

  “They got two special very high tech devices. One... can look up through the table, through the felt and see the cards...” — Bobbo (29:03)

• [31:14] Player Terry Rozier accused of faking injury for prop bets; coach Chauncey Billups for game manipulation.
• [34:09] John observes: “I think it’s going on in high school sports” — riffing on sports betting’s shady side.
• General consensus: When there’s money to be made, corruption is inevitable—be it NBA, poker, or even bingo.

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8. Classic Cars: Barrett-Jackson Auction & More Bids (39:44 – 43:59)

• John discusses recent classic car acquisitions (e.g., '66 Chevy Nova, '03 Cobra, '67 Chevy pickup restomod) and auction strategy, referencing their growing YouTube channel and upcoming content.
  • Quote:

  “That truck there is either on a Suburban or a Tahoe chassis...you can actually drive it.” — John (48:17)

• Live, often humorous, negotiations with callers on sale/purchase prices, classic car trivia, collector color preferences, and restoration details.

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9. Sports Bets & Football Picks (78:59 – 86:44)

• John vs. Turley Betting Showdown: College and NFL picks for the week, lines, and record tracking.
  • Debates over up-to-the-minute "line" movements (and accusations of cheating).
• Historical sports betting stories: Tim Donaghy, Michael Jordan’s retirement, family gambling in youth sports, etc.
• Quote:

  “I'm just winging it and I'm just betting like a chick. Oh, my God. I like the uniform.” — John (85:05)

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10. Listener-Driven Segment: "The Truth" (100:34 – 104:56)

• Rapid-fire, no-pleasantries, call-in round where listeners begin with "The truth is..." and sound off on everything from NFL rules to controversial social topics.
  • Notable entry:

  “The truth is that China's TikTok and algorithms for social media are what caused the tranny epidemic.” — Caller from Indianapolis (102:30)

• Memorable:
  • Some entries highlight the show’s eclectic and sometimes provocative audience.

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11. Pop Culture & New Movies (105:49 – 108:23)

• John and Bobbo review Paul Thomas Anderson’s new film "One Battle After Another," comparing it stylistically to a Quentin Tarantino movie and Breaking Bad—a fun, semi-serious, semi-stoned analysis.

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12. Games & Trivia: Jeopardy and "Black, White, Latino, Other" (129:44 – 139:46)

• "Black, White, Latino, Other": Pre K presents the fetish thief story from Tokyo—panel makes playful ethnic guesses.
  • The answer: Japanese (rewarding Turley’s "I know my Asians!" boast.)
• Jeopardy Style Pop Quiz: Pop culture and fast food trivia showdown between crew and caller "Joe," with prizes on the line.
  • Includes one-hit wonders, chain restaurant deep cuts, and McDonald’s/Burger King factoids.
  • Pre K’s encyclopedic knowledge of fried chicken sandwiches delivers an upset victory.

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13. Guest Appearance: Comedian Jerry Wayne Longmire (114:29 – 123:25)

• JCW friend and comic joins to promote his stand-up date at Sam Houston Race Park, reminisce about previous visits to the Rattlesnake, and share stories from his "Wrecking Yard Podcast."
  • Quote:

  “I lost a whole Filipino, and I’m fat as still.” — Jerry Wayne, on his weight loss (115:26)

• They riff on Facebook drama regarding a lost painting at the club, horse racing/comedy crossovers, and content creation for social media.

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14. Final Segments: Calls, Bits & Closing Chaos

• Listener car bids (Odyssey, Genesis, Camaro), DWI "wet lab" training, anti-candy corn rant, and closing classic bits (“sell us your car,” JCW plugs, merch discussion, etc.).
• “I always go with my kids trick or treating...but it’s weird when people think I’m Larry the Cable Guy”—John on Halloween confusion (87:05).
• Final reminders to check out JCW’s YouTube for the new Barrett-Jackson video release and updates on the car show.

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

| Time | Quote | Speaker | |---|---|---| | 01:22 | “I said this will be cool because it'll be a six quarter game...” | John Clay Wolfe | | 03:47 | “The nude subject yelled, why are you here?” | Police report dramatization | | 13:15 | “I hit you three—you said you don't know how much it is, but you know it's not three...” | John Clay Wolfe | | 14:16 | “All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1914. They never had to make it again.” | Bobbo | | 17:00 | “So what do you do in that case? Somebody's at your door...come out or we're coming in.” | J.D. Ryan | | 31:44 | “...in one sentence, NBA and the American mob—shakes you to your core, man. This is gonna open a can of worms.” | Turley | | 48:17 | “That truck...is either on a Suburban or a Tahoe chassis...you can actually drive it.” | John Clay Wolfe | | 85:05 | “I'm just betting like a chick. Oh, my God. I like the uniform...” | John Clay Wolfe | | 102:30 | “The truth is that China's TikTok and algorithms for social media are what caused the tranny epidemic.” | Indianapolis caller | | 115:26 | “I lost a whole Filipino, and I’m fat as still.” | Jerry Wayne Longmire |

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Notable Features & Running Jokes

• Ball-busting banter between John and Bobbo (e.g., eye-rolling and mock arguments)
• Recurring bits: “Black, White, Latino, Other,” music trivia, and car bidding sagas.
• Audience engagement: Lightning rounds, "The Truth," open phone lines, and fan club shoutouts.
• YouTube push: Heavy promotion for JCW’s automotive YouTube channel and upcoming car show.

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Key Timestamps

| Topic | Timestamp | |-----------------------------------|------------------| | Weather/Fall Football Chat | 00:16 – 02:55 | | Celebrity Booze/McConaughey Ad | 02:59 – 05:10 | | Lightning Round 1: Car Bids | 11:03 – 13:48 | | Halloween: Candy Corn Rant | 14:04 – 15:15 | | Purge Prank/Home Defense | 16:00 – 18:50 | | White House Ballroom Satire | 19:02 – 21:56 | | NBA Mafia Bets/Scandals | 28:06 – 36:44 | | Classic Cars Auction/YouTube | 39:44 – 43:59 | | Sports Betting & Picks | 78:59 – 86:44 | | “The Truth” Call-In Segment | 100:34 – 104:56 | | Jerry Wayne Longmire Interview | 114:29 – 123:25 | | Jeopardy/Trivia Game | 129:44 – 139:46 |

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Show Tone & Style

• High-energy, rapid-fire, conversational.
• Comedy and irreverence are ever-present, even when discussing serious topics.
• Panelists bust balls but clearly enjoy each other.
• The show feels like a fast highway drive through American culture—music, sports, cars, and pure nonsense—anchored by a uniquely Texas sense of humor.

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Closing Note

For car fans, sports nuts, and pop culture vultures alike, The John Clay Wolfe Show delivers the country's wildest, most entertaining Saturday morning radio. Whether it’s buying your car, exposing NBA scandals, or making you laugh with a classic one-liner, JCW and crew live up to their “#1 weekend morning show” hype.

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Listen live Saturday mornings or catch up at jcwshow.com and check out their YouTube channel for more automotive adventures.

Transcript

[A]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. From coast to coast, the number one weekend morning show in America. Heard in Miami, Washington, DC, Pittsburgh, Charlotte, Orlando, Cincinnati. Now, John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Good morning, everybody. My name's John. How are you? It's Saturday. In the south it's still warm, I'm sure. In the north it's obviously cooled off, but this is both. I mean, we can't, we can't get over the summer problem. Get a little pissy about it, tell you the truth.

[C]

Still getting just a little on the humid side late in the day.

[B]

I'm wearing shorts and a T shirt right now, like a homo.

[D]

Somebody on the chat that says in Indianapolis, John, it's 35.

[B]

Right. Well, good morning.

[C]

No, really supposed to be.

[E]

Wow, that's winter.

[B]

35.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Storming like it's spring. We had some crazy. My kid at a football game last night and they didn't play it Thursday.

[E]

Because a lot of them moved to Thursday.

[B]

Most of the Texas, North Texas high school teams move their games to Thursday because of the weather on Friday. And our team was smart and they decided not to. How'd that go? Well, it's interesting. The last. Both teams are undefeated and they're both going to play each other in the final.

[C]

Oh.

[B]

No matter what. So whoever won last night doesn't matter because they're going to meet again in two weeks.

[E]

So they don't want to show a lot probably.

[B]

I don't know. But I just, I just told my wife, I said this will be cool because it'll be a six quarter game. They're going to play the first half of tomorrow night's game and it's going to get canceled and then they're going to do it again in two weeks. And I think that's how they should do it, that we took the W. Because if you play. I did not know this. If you play to a half and it gets canceled, they give the, the W the win to have whoever's ahead at the half.

[D]

At the half.

[B]

Used to be.

[E]

Wasn't there like penetrations or something like that, you remember?

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Like first downs or something. No. So if you're ahead at half and it gets canceled after half or during half.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Then whoever's ahead wins. So we, we won by two points.

[E]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Yeah. Big, big, big W. And but I think that they, what I propose is that they make a new rule for this team specifically since my kids on it. And I want to make the rules. Of course.

[C]

Right.

[B]

That they Just do a six quarter game. They stop where they were on this one, pick it up, pick it up and just keep rolling. I mean that it make a little.

[C]

News, get something definitive. For sure.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Six quarter.

[C]

That's true. No, with, with more, you know, yardage and downs. Like Charlie's saying, that's generally like I, I've known it go. But you know, in our day, John and I didn't. I didn't play football and you did. But tell me if I'm wrong because in our day it didn't make a damn what the weather did. You're on the field and you're doing it right. Like football is not baseball. They're not going to call it for rain. That's how it used to be.

[B]

Yeah, just push it once. What's in the news this morning, J.D.

[F]

Right.

[D]

Well, let's see. You want to go with sports? Do you want to go with alcohol? Let's go with alcohol. Seems like everybody's got their own liquor company these days and some, a lot of them are advertising. You make Matthew McConaughey. All right, all right. Has got his own alcohol. Now here he and his wife are making fun. Remember this? When this happened back in Austin, the cops showed up for a noise complaint and Matthew McConaughey was in his living.

[B]

Room naked in the bungos neck and playing.

[D]

Oh, yeah, yeah, playing the bungos.

[B]

Loping his mule around the barn, windows wide open.

[D]

And the cops came in and went, you want to put that away? Anyway, so now they're doing. They're promoting their new alcohol and they're kind of making reference to the days he was naked playing the bongos. Cut number two.

[F]

What follows is a real police report.

[B]

No names have been changed because he was totally guilty. On arrival to the location, I could easily hear very loud music, dancing and playing bongo drums. The nude subject yelled, why are you here?

[C]

Why are you here?

[E]

Glassy and very bloodshot eyes and pentalones.

[B]

Organic tequila. Is he playing it with his johnson?

[D]

No, it's not.

[E]

What.

[D]

Now they're making. Yeah, now they're making fun of his nude bongo playing.

[E]

Has everybody got a tequila now?

[C]

Everybody.

[D]

Everybody has.

[B]

There's too much money in it. I mean, the guys that like actually get off the ground with one and sell it to one of the big brands, I mean, they make so much money, it's disgusting. Sammy Hagar sold his for like a hundred million and Trace Bull county sold theirs for a hundred mil. 200 million, 300. I mean, the dollars are like big.

[C]

Ryan Reynolds Sold his Aviator gin. A very good gin, by the way.

[E]

It is very good. Yeah.

[B]

The, the biggest one is Austin. What's his name?

[C]

Tito.

[B]

Oh my God.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Oh my God, Tito. And I mean, if you blindfolded yourself and took three decent vodkas and his was one of them, would, you know.

[E]

I don't think so.

[B]

Of course not.

[E]

So is there going to be a.

[B]

It's cool.

[E]

It's GMTV Garage liquor. No, no, no, that's. No beer.

[B]

No, I mean, I'm just. I had. I'm kind of got my hands full right now. It's like, you don't want any more projects.

[C]

A lot of people do.

[B]

Like speaking of, at the end of this segment, and I'm warning you, we're putting out our YouTube video at noon. Bobo, are you going to sit there and just complain? I mean, Godamn, I left my wife a minute ago because I didn't want to hear any crap and you're just sitting here busting my ass. Everything I do. You're making a face. You're making a face.

[C]

Well, I got. At least I got a face.

[B]

I mean, I don't have a face.

[C]

Sure you got a face.

[B]

Everything I say just. He's just eye rolling and I rolling out. Oh my God.

[D]

I'm looking at you so I don't see Bob.

[C]

I was trying to carry on the conversation. I was just going to say a lot of people do wines and you could do that like something like a, like a Mad Dog 2020. Like a JCW 2020. Like a hybrid red wine. Thick, thick with pulp. Country style red wine.

[G]

Okay, okay.

[C]

Go ahead and talk about money and cars.

[D]

What's gonna happen?

[B]

No. Did you hear what he just said?

[D]

No, I heard it. Yes.

[B]

One more time. What is it? What did you want me to Beatles and bars? No, you wanted me to talk about money and cars.

[C]

Yeah, whatever you're going to talk about. I hate to bug you, man, but I can't, you know, I got to be me. I can't hide myself.

[E]

Mommy and Daddy are fighting.

[B]

Jd.

[D]

I know. It makes me very uncomfortable. I'm gonna go outside and play with a dog.

[B]

Well, this has nothing to do about money.

[C]

I know the conversations in so fast sometimes I'm like. I'm like, this is what happens when I don't drink.

[D]

Are you sober?

[C]

Yeah, I know, and I hate to disappoint you guys, especially you, because I don't want to disappoint you, man. I'm just trying to carry on the conversation like it's nope.

[F]

Over.

[C]

Yep, that's all right. It's your show.

[B]

Well, it's, it's trained from the world has changed. We're not on AM radio at 2 in the morning and the attention spans are short.

[C]

You're not sure.

[B]

But I will tell you what I was trying to say is first of all, the lightning round is coming up, so start calling now. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And give me year, make, model, miles, average, refer clean and I'll bid your car in the air. And Babo, to your point, that is about money and cars. And cars.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

So I will be offering money for cars. Okay. 800, 800 radio. And we're going to play a song and then we'll be back. But at the end of this segment, it's going to sound awkward because I'm going to do a wrap out for a video that goes up at noon that we worked on last week.

[C]

A wrap out.

[B]

J.D. can you.

[D]

@ the end of the segment we're going to talk about something that's coming up. So he's wrapping up this segment and that's his way to go out to the commercial break.

[C]

I thought you were going to rap like that.

[B]

But I'm going to do something that doesn't sound right to the radio show because Braden, our video producer, has been working on this film and he's launching it at noon on YouTube today. And it's going to be the end, donut, if you will, of that piece. And I'm going to be talking about I hope you enjoyed this video and you're good. And so before we get into that, I didn't want you to stop me and give me a bigger eye roll and an F you and a finger so that you wouldn't interrupt what I was fixing to do. So I'm giving you a warning now in a minute and 44 seconds, that's what I'm gonna do.

[C]

Hold on, let me consult my, my coach for sure. Apparently I have a more expressive face than I thought.

[D]

You do?

[B]

You do?

[D]

Yes.

[C]

All right.

[D]

Yeah, kudos.

[C]

I like me.

[D]

I like me.

[E]

Do I need to do anything on my end? Production wise?

[B]

No copyrighted music.

[E]

Well, I can't play anything.

[G]

Okay.

[D]

Everything is.

[E]

I'll keep it dry. Probably best thing.

[B]

Do you have a dry Rohira? Do you know who Rohir is? Our imaging guy?

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

We'll be back.

[E]

Yeah, I can play that dry.

[B]

Yeah. Okay. That's fine. That's perfect.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And then give it like a How Long's the first dump? Five seconds? Yeah, five seconds. And then hit the dump and then hit your music. Okay. Because he's going to steal this tape off of our YouTube stream that's on right now, jcwshow.com and he's going to take that outro and he's going to lift it and put it at the end of this video. It's 30 minutes long. And you'll see when we play it at noon what it looks like and it'll be good. It was idea of mine. Thank you. And I'm trying to make it work and I've been saying it for three weeks. We haven't done it yet. But this video, these videos that we're doing on YouTube, they're actually getting traction. We got one that's got 300,000 hours worth of watching.

[D]

What?

[B]

Yep. And it'll be in a million real soon. And then these, these other ones are, you know, like 600 grand and 400 grand and 600 grand. But they're not shorts. They're like long. Like people are sitting down for 30 minute episodes and watching these.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Dude, that's amazing.

[C]

So quite well done. Thanks. Quite well done.

[B]

Braden and I have worked on together and he gives me a little eye roll too, if you can imagine that.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Because my relationship with him is similar to my relationship with you. Okay, so I've got to do this right now. And thanks for watching. I hope you enjoyed this one. We've got another great one next Saturday. Same bat time, same bat channel. Remember to tune in to the John Clay Wolf show every Saturday morning live, right here on YouTube at Jason at John Clay right here on YouTube or on FM rockers all over the country. Be right back.

[A]

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[B]

Tastes good.

[A]

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[B]

Jake and Katie, we're gonna do the lightning round right now. 20 Camry Sport, 120,000 miles. So it's six years old with a buck 20. Is it worth nine grand?

[G]

No, I can't really let go for that, man.

[E]

Right now.

[G]

I'm on a lease and I owe more than that.

[B]

When does it turn out?

[G]

I believe 34 months.

[B]

Like you got 34 more months?

[G]

Yeah, I just got it Man, I.

[B]

Didn'T know they'd lease 120,000 mile car for 34 months.

[G]

I know somebody that knows somebody. Let's just put it that. Let's just put it that way.

[B]

Well, they sure know you too. You got both ends of that? Son of a. Hang tight. You're on for the long haul. Kenny in Oklahoma.

[G]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Oh, 6sts Caddy. It says supercharged. They weren't making a V back then. Oh, six. Oh, six. Let me get my brain around. 06. 20 years ago. Is it. What model is it?

[G]

The STS.

[B]

Okay, STS. Two wheel drive, V8. Yes, but you put supercharged on there. Does it have a supercharger on the top?

[G]

It does. It's on the side of the fender.

[B]

Sure that's not the washing fluid reservoir? All right.

[G]

No, it's supercharged.

[B]

How much is this car?

[G]

This car is mint condition. And she's. It's my aunt's car. She's 88 and she's fixing to move and she wants to sell it. It's silver leather, has a moon roof or sunroof.

[B]

You're in Oklahoma. How much is the car?

[G]

She's one. Offers. She wants me to try to get some offers and then get back with her.

[B]

Three grand. No. Okay, so how much is it? How much is it? So I hit you three. You said you don't know how much it is, but you know it's not three. You're getting offers. Your aunt owns it. She's. She's eight and your car's a nine. How much is it?

[G]

Well, three. Three's not gonna buy it.

[B]

What will buy it?

[G]

Probably 10.

[B]

Okay, thank you, Kenny and Oklahoma, we're out of here. We'll be right back. Damn.

[A]

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[C]

Candy corn does not taste like candy, nor corn. It tastes like something that was made out of oil. You could take all the bags of candy corn and actually if you melted them down, you could run a car. All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1914. They never had to make it again.

[F]

Literally.

[C]

After Halloween, the candy corn companies send.

[B]

Out their minions.

[C]

And they go from garbage can to garbage can and collect the corn and throw it back in the bag and it appears next year.

[A]

This is humiliation. The John Clay Wolf show. America's largest weekend morning show. Call John toll free. 800800 radio. Check out the [e-mail] hey, would you.

[B]

Mind start bumping clearing those bits with me to make sure I think they're funny.

[C]

No, I'm not gonna do that.

[B]

I don't think that's funny. I don't have time to do that.

[C]

We're all kind of snickering about it while it's playing.

[B]

Humorous.

[C]

Okay, team. Team. We are a team.

[B]

As long as we're busting balls, right? I mean, you know, if it's an open ball. Bust a man from Oklahoma that called earlier and I said three grand on the sts. I did. And I was saying V, if it's supercharged, if it is a V stsv, then you're not too high. I was bidding it as a non STS when you said the superchargers on the Fender. I've never seen a supercharger on the Fender. So I was assuming that maybe the V emblems on the Fender. Long story short, go to givemetheven.com and load that car up, because if it is a 06 STSV in great shape, I do want to buy it. Okay. Take it away. J.D. sure.

[D]

Halloween's coming up. You know, it's next Friday. You've seen the. The movie the Purge, where the kids dress up and dress up in Halloween costumes and come to the door and scare people because they're really gonna kill them in the movie. Well, three people wearing Halloween costumes terrorized a home in Virginia. This is such a good way to get killed. They didn't, fortunately, threatening to harm people. They were up at the ring camera in these costumes. I think we actually have video of it we could put up on our stream. Here's some of the doorbell camera recording. Listen to what these kids are saying. And remember, nobody got hurt. Cut number 11.

[B]

The worst nightmare.

[C]

Either you come out or we coming in. At first I thought it was just a Halloween joke, a little prank. So I said, happy Halloween. And they kept, like, knocking on the door. The knocks would get harder and hard. They threatened to kill us. It could have been bad. Our second amendment right was not used and could have been, like, being very transparent.

[D]

So what do you do in that case? Somebody's at your door, you're looking at them through the ring camera, and they're saying, come out or we're coming in.

[B]

Yeah, shoot them in the ass.

[D]

But if you do that, technically you could be up for murder because they didn't threaten you, they didn't come into your home, they weren't showing weapons.

[E]

But if they say, we're gonna kill.

[D]

You, we're gonna kill you.

[E]

That's a threat.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

It is.

[D]

But, boy, it's a really fine line of the law.

[B]

I know a guy that beat a guy's ass on his front porch. Pretty cute. And he went and pulled a throw down out of his closet and laid it down next to him so when the cops came, it looked like he had a gun.

[D]

Okay. Oh, that does happen. That does happen. I get it.

[C]

Technically, don't take this wrong with. That's actually an old cop trick.

[D]

It is a very old cop trip trick. There's.

[C]

There's.

[D]

Look at the. Look at our YouTube. If by chance, go to jcw.com and go to the YouTube jcw show. Show. I'm sorry, dot com. These kids are in these creepy costumes on the ring camera going, if you don't come out, we're coming in.

[B]

They get shot.

[D]

They did not.

[B]

My kid had one of those little fakie masks. I don't know. I forgot what they're called. Have you seen those masks those kids.

[D]

Wear that, like, scream.

[B]

No. They're like bank robber masks. And I said, no, no, no, no, no. This is going to do nothing but get you in trouble. Not for Halloween, but like, weekdays.

[D]

Oh, and yeah, no, you don't do it in weekdays, but you don't do that either. You don't come to somebody's doorbell and just coming in.

[E]

Well, you can make masks like somebody's face.

[B]

Yes, I've ordered some.

[E]

Oh, did you really?

[B]

They're not here yet.

[C]

Who.

[E]

Who are they gonna look like?

[B]

I forgot, but I was just like, it was the middle of night and I was on Amazon.

[C]

That's when it happens.

[B]

And if you need more instructions about these topics, Google how not to get your ass kicked by the police. By Chris Rock. Great. It's a very, very, very people like tutorials. That is a tutorial.

[C]

Quite insightful. Yes.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. Terence. I get a lot of people. Speech impediment, Terrence, that are telling me to not bring you to the air anymore.

[G]

And why not?

[B]

I don't know. I don't know. I mean, they. They. They question our production capacity. Yeah, I agree.

[G]

They're jealous.

[B]

They are damn jealous.

[G]

They're not me.

[B]

What did you call into town maybe? Huh?

[G]

They can't sing like me. Not me.

[B]

Speech impediment. Terence, what did you call in this morning to share with us?

[G]

Okay, I called in about. I think that. Well, right now it's very ridiculous. Trump is making a ballroom.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

You know, he said I'm probably paid and everything. Well, I'm only concentrating on the war. So, you know, I don't know. Is it settled? Yes, sure. But what do you think about that?

[B]

I think that presidents have made additions and subtractions and remodels of the White House for hundreds of years. And just because it's Trump doing it, everybody's just got the panties. Thank you, speech impedimentary. So he doesn't like it?

[D]

Apparently not.

[B]

What do you think, Bob? Your little liberal ass?

[C]

I think they're clutching their pearls.

[B]

Who's they?

[C]

Anybody that's making comments about is ironic that we're supposedly broke and cutting all these, you know, programs.

[D]

It doesn't. It doesn't look good.

[C]

You're right. But who's paying for the ballroom?

[E]

That's what I was asking. Who's paying for Apple?

[C]

No. Facebook.

[D]

Right.

[C]

Microsoft.

[E]

Oh. Is it sponsored?

[D]

It's not tax money. It's sponsored.

[E]

Oh, so it's gonna have like a sponsorship. Like Trump is banner room by. I'm gonna guess Apple or something like that.

[B]

Correct. Oh, that'll be awesome.

[D]

It's for the future. So you can have foreign dignitaries to the White House and actually have a ballroom, not a basketball court. Obama.

[C]

Right.

[B]

It's.

[C]

I mean, it's. And they're talk. There's a lot of. There's a lot of guff about the East Wing being the East Wing. And ever since Eleanor Roosevelt. Right. That's been like the first ladies office, basically. It's also an entry point to the White House. That's where the tours start. But they can still start it in the ballroom. You know, it ain't. It ain't the. In the world, Poppy.

[D]

No, it's not.

[C]

You know, and I'll. I'll add that, you know, you. You don't have to be a stark raven liberal, you know, to like, have an opinion about anything, so.

[D]

No, of course not.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Didn't Obama have a basketball court?

[D]

Yes. Nixon put in a bowling alley.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Basketball is my favorite sport. I like the way dribble up and down the court.

[C]

In the John F. Kennedy days, they had a swimming pool. That's when I and Nixon came and filled it in and said, we're not. Well, we're not having that.

[D]

Not doing a.

[C]

You know, they do it all the time. The Rose Garden is now kind of a. An outdoor dining area. Kind of an on the border style outdoor dining area.

[B]

I like on the border Trump teenies.

[C]

Does that make me trashy?

[B]

No. You know, another hot sauce is very good.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

If you're going to eat tacos in the middle of the day. Do it in the outdoors.

[D]

Do it. Rose garden.

[C]

Yeah. You know Mama Kennedy's rose garden? Well, hell, put those anywhere.

[E]

Got a mariachi out there.

[D]

Take two tacos.

[C]

Margaritas on the eighth.

[F]

Right.

[C]

You know, it's the White House. You can have fun.

[B]

I think it's 100,000 foot ballroom. Is that right?

[C]

It's big. It is big.

[B]

But I mean, doesn't that make sense for the.

[D]

It totally makes sense for the White.

[C]

House to have a ball like that.

[D]

Yeah. Where you can bring foreign dignitaries in and have a ballroom.

[B]

A huge event.

[D]

Huge event.

[B]

Right.

[C]

When's election day? What time of year is that?

[D]

November.

[C]

Remember the Obama administration?

[D]

Sure.

[C]

Every year they would have a big deal around.

[B]

Was that the black president? Yeah.

[C]

And they had to put tents outside. It's 20 degrees.

[D]

I know. They had to put tents out there.

[C]

You know, because ballroom. Anybody doesn't appreciate a ballroom has never seen the Shining because it can be a very cool movie. Pink and gold are my favorite colors.

[D]

And a great ballroom.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Crab in Southern California would like to know. Crab. Are you on the air? Good morning. Good morning. You can ask Turley, you can ask Turley your question.

[G]

Okay, I got. I'm not gay. I'm. But John kind of looks gay because that shirt. But how's your sports wiener, Turley, this morning? Because with all this stuff that's going on with the NBA and everything, it's.

[E]

It'S, it's getting aroused here coming up for sure. Yeah, this. There's a lot going on with the NBA. Yeah. That mafia has got grips on the NBA. Now.

[B]

What are we talking about? I have no idea.

[D]

Oh, you don't know.

[E]

Coming up next, we'll get to that.

[D]

Gambling arrest in history will come up.

[B]

We will talk about Turley's sports wiener going off and pointing out a crime that was committed. Yes, a crime, I tell you, in the NBA. We're gonna figure it out as white, black, Latino or other. My name is John Clay Wolf. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. We will be right back.

[C]

Good morning, Kansas City.

[B]

This is it. I show them what true artistry looks like.

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The John Clay Wolf Show. If it's more you crave, check out jcwshow.com podcast replays, Twitch socials, livestream, and check out the GMTV Garage YouTube channel. We now return to the John Clay Wolfe Show. America's largest weekend morning show heard In Miami, Washington D.C. houston, Dallas, Nashville, Pittsburgh, Charlotte, Orlando, Cincinnati, New Orleans, Oklahoma City, Austin. And broadcasting to the rest of the world at john clay wolf wolf.com Now.

[B]

John Clay Wolf, the bike rally announcement date is very official. Oh, I need to talk to the city. They'll be fine. They're excited about it. I mean, all of the stuff we've done, so good. They're cool. May 1 through 3, that's the real date. That's done. We had a meeting last week. Rick Ferrellis, Richard Rollins, Louie at Lucky 7, and his wife Danielle and myself, Brandon. And we worked it out and now we've got a lot of people with a lot of connections working their network. Harley's get. Harley's getting on board. The law. The law. Tigers have already said we're sponsoring it. So now, now we're going to kick it up a notch.

[C]

All right.

[B]

What I was hoping it would be last year. So we're talking about the bike rally in Walnut Springs, Texas. And also, as long as I'm plugging stuff, November 15, we have the rattle and roll car show. Chip Foose, Rollins, Dennis Collins, myself, Ralph Barbosa was coming and then he said he's not. He lives. I don't know. So we'll see if Ralph, he shows a bit. I think we'll make it without Ralphie. Oh, I hope so. And in the. The pre roll, you register your car at Walnut Springs rally. I use that same website for all of our events at Walnut Springs. So walnut springs rally.com. and then Adam Carolla, the next week in November 22nd, he will be doing a set at the Rattlesnake. And I think that we talked to the Bosque County Republicans about, like, doing something with it. And, and I called his agent. I'm like, do y' all want to, like, do something? Because, you know, he's a right wing talker. Corolla.

[D]

Oh, yes.

[B]

Like, do you want to do like a clan rally thing? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. They said that too. That was.

[C]

That was an immediate no.

[B]

That was. That was their exact. No, that's a joke.

[D]

Yes, I know it's a joke.

[B]

Do you not know how to joke?

[D]

I totally understand.

[B]

Jesus Christ.

[E]

People, people, don't.

[B]

That was a joke.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Taking a California right side talker to deepwoods Texas, the. The local party and it's a joke. We're not gonna quit tearing down our Confederate statues.

[C]

So you don't want to do something like a clan rally or something?

[B]

And I, I sent them.

[D]

We don't say it again.

[B]

Yeah, I sent them. I guy and I. And I had a picture made of the flyer Of Corolla. And I sent that to his manager.

[E]

Oh, no.

[D]

What are you thinking? I was just playing around. Don't even show that on YouTube.

[B]

It's not funny.

[D]

No.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Not in this day and age.

[B]

20 years ago.

[D]

That's hilarious.

[B]

Mississippi Burning. I mean, it's still on tv.

[D]

Yeah. It's a very serious movie. It's not a comedy.

[B]

You people. Y' all are a bunch of tight asses.

[C]

We are.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

He's the accidental racer.

[B]

Too soon? Very. Okay, you go on to the news, I'll shut up.

[D]

All right. One of the biggest sports gambling arrests in recent history. More than 30 people were indicted on Thursday in a case involving insider bets. This could actually be huge. On basketball games and poker games rigged by members of the American Mafia. This sounds like a movie. It does not even sound real. Here's some information on the cut. 1.1.

[C]

In two separate indictments, federal prosecutors charged a total of 34 people, including several still in the NBA.

[B]

The first indictment, the result of Operation Royal Flush, exposed an illegal betting operation.

[C]

That allegedly involved four of New York's most notorious organized crime families.

[B]

Among those arrested former player Damon Jones.

[C]

And Portland Trailblazers head coach Chauncey Billups.

[B]

Who allegedly took part in rigged poker games. Chauncey organizers used his celebrity to lure.

[C]

Unsuspecting players they called fish.

[B]

What the victims, the fish didn't know.

[C]

Is that everybody else at the poker.

[B]

Game were in on the scam.

[C]

Oh, man.

[B]

What was the scam?

[C]

Okay, this is. You're not gonna believe this in the.

[B]

In the Italian voice.

[C]

They had two devices for this thing.

[B]

Okay?

[D]

Two devices?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Okay.

[E]

Tommy Carbone, everybody.

[C]

Babo doesn't know. He's talking about. This is a guy that still bets on sea monkeys. They got two. They got two special very high tech devices. One of them is a thing that can look up through the table, through the felt and see the cards when they're laying face down.

[B]

Ah, that's a good thing.

[C]

They also. Because everybody's in on it except for the fish.

[D]

Fish. Yeah.

[C]

The fish is the moth.

[D]

The victims.

[C]

The victim.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Everybody else is in it. That guy. Some of them got special glasses. They can see through the mock cards. They got air pieces. So they can say, he's got a jack, he's got a jack.

[F]

Really?

[C]

Yeah. That's the one thing. The other thing is, is that they got these pockets that hold that. They fill them full of aces.

[D]

I don't think so.

[C]

You can't lose with this guy. Most decks, standard decks, got four aces, four aces. They'll play out of a two deck shoe. That's eight aces. Sometimes they'd have 40, 50 aces around the table. Hey, this guy's got, you know, a full house full of aces and aces.

[D]

Right.

[C]

So they lose like that. We.

[B]

But, you know, every.

[C]

Anytime, Anytime there's a little bit of gamble going, anytime there's some money to be made.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

From a sporting event, what's gonna happen? There's a chance for a little bit of corruption. People gonna cheat. Who cheats better than the mob? Nobody than our guys. The guys are not there. We've been doing this with bingo.

[D]

I know. For a very long time.

[C]

Since the 1930s.

[D]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

So, you know, you say if you know the range, the numbers, what they use with bingo.

[B]

Sure.

[C]

If you know anything about bingo.

[D]

I do.

[C]

If you. If your grandmother comes home, right. And she's angry because the best friend. Rosetta.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

Rose got the bingo and won $40.

[D]

Bingo.

[C]

And she won it with the N17.

[D]

Yeah, the N17.

[C]

That's not a bingo.

[D]

It's not a bingo.

[C]

Cheating. They're cheaters.

[D]

You want to go into the second and diameter.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Okay. Second indictment hit closer to home for the NBA players, coaches and owners and could send some shockwaves through the sports betting community. Cut 1.2.

[C]

The second indictment involves individual wagers called prop bets.

[B]

Miami Heat guard Terry Rozier was charged.

[C]

With sharing Insider information in 2023. He allegedly faked an injury to leave.

[B]

This game early when he was playing for the Charlotte Hornets.

[A]

Brougier exited the game after just nine.

[B]

Minutes, and those bets paid out, generating tens of thousands of dollars in profit. What surprised you about today's unsealing of the indictments? In one sentence, he talks about the.

[C]

NBA and the American mob.

[E]

That just shakes you to your core, man. This is. This is going to open up a can of worms.

[D]

Big can of worms.

[E]

Because.

[B]

Petros, my ass. We got a new one.

[E]

Oh, this is. I mean, over. Unders are played all the time. Underdog. I got that on my phone.

[D]

Right, right, right.

[E]

You can. Oh, you know what? This player's gonna score so many points.

[D]

Prop bets.

[E]

Yeah. He tipped off because he's probably in debt to the mob. That's what I'm. I'm assuming here.

[D]

That's how they do it.

[E]

And he's like, you know what? I'm gonna. I'll go out, fake my injury so everybody that bet the over, they're gonna lose. Or if they bet the under, they're gonna win. I mean. And you know there's other NBA players.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Football player. I mean, it's going to go on and on and on. Do they want to open this can of worms, though?

[B]

We've thrown out a lot of information here for five minutes. Can you, can you give me some bullets? Like I'm a three year old or a third grader of what went down?

[E]

Just, I mean, that's basically it. He, the guard for the Heat was.

[B]

Did he confess? How do they know he faked an injury?

[E]

Well, they've, they've indicted him. I don't know if he's not. He hadn't confessed to it? No.

[B]

I mean, how did they say, we know you're faking it?

[F]

That's.

[B]

We don't know. Okay.

[E]

Yeah, we don't know.

[B]

So this guy's being accused of faking an injury.

[E]

Yep. In the other one, Chauncey Billups, the coach of a team, the Portland Trail Blazers, he's also being saying he's rigged not just the poker games, but they're talking about maybe that he actually benched players to, okay, tank games. Okay. Which then teams would end up, you know, losing the game.

[B]

And so he controlled the flow of the game for a spread.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Okay. There's two.

[E]

I mean, and this happened.

[B]

Those two so far.

[E]

Yeah. Well, there's a coach, assistant coach too, that's saying it's connected with it also. I mean, this has gone on for a while. I remember Tim Donahue, the NBA referee.

[D]

Sure.

[E]

Back in 07.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

He was also part of this. Implicated for officiating games and then fixing games and they never really got to that. What games? He did, but he served 15 months in prison. And then, remember Michael Jordan back in 93?

[B]

There was always this whole, hey, was.

[E]

He betting on NBA games? And he disappeared for. I retired early. I think it was forced to retire because they wanted to squash all that. I mean, this is not new. The most fascinating thing to me is.

[B]

I think it's going on in high school sports.

[D]

What?

[E]

It might. I mean, when you got money involved.

[B]

You know those reps are doing those stupid moves like, what the hell was that? That was so ridiculous. What are you doing? You're yelling at them. And I bet there's some sidebar money going down with parents.

[E]

Yeah, parents bets all the time. Oh, yeah, it happens.

[D]

Wealthy parents.

[E]

Well, then you got the mob involved.

[B]

Is that in high school sports too? What?

[E]

The mob?

[D]

No, I don't, I don't think the mob's gonna worry about high school sports.

[B]

What about six man football?

[D]

Where Are you going with this?

[B]

Maybe. That's why Walnut Springs canceled their season.

[D]

That's what I knew you were doing. I knew you were.

[B]

You know, it's a small town with a six man football. Can't finish their schedule because they lost two players.

[D]

But the son of a Mafia was involved.

[E]

Yeah, the Gambino family came to Walnut Springs.

[C]

Gambino's Gambino Ranch. Gambinos are involved in this. Lucasis as well. They said possibly four of the five New York crime families. But if you ever watch the the early parts of the Based on a True story movie Casino and Robert De Niro's character could handicap anything. And that's. I mean, track me, college track me.

[B]

I'm already handicapped.

[C]

You know, you can. I mean, you can. You can bet on anything. Well, anything you can bet on.

[B]

I'm a handicapper.

[C]

Somebody can cheat on cars with a bad limp.

[E]

A lot of these ex athletes, I mean, they need that fix. And so they're. They gamble. They probably get in debt with the mob's, like, hey, all right. This is how you're gonna pay it back.

[D]

So we're gonna straighten it up here. Come here.

[E]

You're gonna be a mark at these games or then you're gonna fix games.

[D]

That's got to make you feel like crap, though, as a player to do that to your team. I mean, how do you look yourself in the mirror?

[B]

Why? Where did the term feel like crap come from? I mean, have you ever felt crap? You just take it in your hands and squish it? Feel like. I feel like crap.

[D]

We don't look very highly upon crap. It stinks. It doesn't.

[B]

Doesn't always stink.

[D]

It doesn't.

[B]

Look, some people's crap don't stink.

[E]

Where'd that one come from too, with you.

[B]

I'm just listening to what y' all are saying for a change.

[D]

Feels like crap. Yeah, for a change. Exactly.

[B]

Feel like crap.

[D]

Because we don't look at crap and say, there's something I'd like to be.

[B]

Like, smell like crap. I understand that. Feel like crap. I've stepped on it with bare feet. That's when the dog gets sent to the orphanage. No, no, no, no, no, no. You just open the door and let him go. Let him roam free.

[D]

Can we stop with the murderer?

[C]

You're free now. You're free now.

[B]

We'll be back in a bit. My name's John Clay Wolf, and I don't feel like crap. I feel wonderful, actually. And we will be back. Uno memento. So we're going out too early, bud. It's 8:57.

[E]

No, it takes a minute to get out. You'll be out.

[B]

We'll be okay.

[C]

Mom and Uncle Charlie are fighting again.

[B]

Okay, we're on the YouTube stream jcwshow.com if you want to watch it in video and see if we look like crap.

[D]

And go on the YouTube stream and look at what Pre K is wearing and come up with it. Tell me exactly what it is because.

[B]

It looks dressed like crap.

[D]

Just came out of. No, no. Oh no, he's not. He's complete opposite. He's dressed to the nines.

[B]

And at noon central we've got a video going out and I hope it doesn't watch like crap on JCW John Clay Wolf video channel on YouTube. We'll be right back. Halloween will soon be fish and with it dead will rise and song. Zombies will tear you limb from limb, eating your flesh.

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Quick disclaimer that the violent nature of the zombies is not approved by this station. Also, eating flesh is highly unsubstantiated and not allowed.

[B]

What? The demons from hell will attack all souls, dragging you to the pits of hell.

[C]

Also, there will be no attacking or touching of any human by demons in any inappropriate ways. Unless consensual verbal communication is first established by that said person or person.

[B]

And you shall be tortured by the.

[C]

Never ending screams of ghostly torturing. Waterboarding and or wet willies are not legally nor condoned acts or practices for purposes of this holiday.

[B]

Oh, I give up.

[D]

I give it.

[C]

Please have a safe and happy Halloween.

[B]

Screw you. And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning.

[C]

It's the John Clay Wolf Show. Starring John Clay Wolf.

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Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Something happened to the phones that whacked everybody out, but they'll be fine. Prek, how about you put them on hold, okay? There you go. Greg Daytona, we got him coming back in now. You got a 66 Chevy Nova, two rebuilt 71,000 miles on Odo. 2,000 miles on. Who cares what motor's on it.

[C]

It.

[B]

What motor's in it.

[G]

It's a little small. It's a little small block, John. It's a stroke 383 stroker motor is it?

[B]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how good is the resto?

[G]

It's probably an 8 and a half I would say. You know, it's not a show car but it's a certainly a pretty stand up little cruiser. It's not the post, you know, it's a two door but it's not the postcard and it's not an SS. It's just a Nova 2.

[B]

I've got to see pictures of this thing. I just can't. I mean I'm just. If I give you a number over there on this one, I'm just so wildly.

[G]

No, I got. It's a. It's a long shot, John. I. I bought this thing at the Turkey Rod one last year at.

[E]

What'd you pay?

[G]

Daytona Speedway and I. I just buy and flip these old hot rod cars. I work for hangsters.

[B]

Hot rods in Daytona go to gmtvcc. Gmtvcc, so that stands for. Give me the VIN Classic Collector. GMTV CC loaded up with pictures and a video if you got one and a hot rod. Kyle will call you back. Pre K. Throw them on. Hold on, hold on, hold. Pre K. Plain Q. Trevor is. You've got a 03 Cobra. 44,000 miles, wants 31,000. That's a lot of money, isn't it?

[G]

It's a little on the high side.

[B]

I was feeling the same. I was feeling a little stoned. So with 25 by it.

[G]

Now I can do 25 somewhere maybe in the middle I think.

[B]

I mean like the, the gut money's 20 and I was trying to meet you in the middle at 25. How. How long have you had it? About a year. Yeah? What'd you pay for it? 20.

[G]

No, no, it's a. Come on. You know these 2003 Cobras, what'd you pay for it? They're worth all the money. You've got one, don't you?

[B]

No, I sold mine but mine had like 500 miles or something. The blue one?

[G]

Yep, yep. I mean that's a. I paid a little over 30 for it.

[B]

What color is it?

[G]

Silver metallic.

[B]

What are the best colors in that? Terminator. I forgot. It's a Terminator. Right. Supercharged is Magnuson.

[G]

Yeah, that's a term. Yep, yep, yep.

[B]

What are the best colors? Teal.

[F]

Now you got what?

[G]

You got the mystichrome?

[B]

Yep.

[G]

That, that blue?

[B]

Yep.

[G]

Then there's a different silver. That's rare.

[B]

Really, what I was trying to point out is your color's not very good. It's good. It's good. I mean, it's a.03 Terminator. It's good car. It's cool. But. But it's not the color that makes them go boom. So does 27 bite? Close.

[G]

I'd have to. I'd have to think about 27.

[B]

Can we get your wife on the phone? And I get my wife on the phone, they can argue.

[G]

She doesn't want me to sell it. So when you want to talk to.

[B]

I gotcha. Do this. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Let's see pictures. Most important on a car like this is show us the flaws. Everything's got a flaw. Is it a dent in the. In the rocker? Is it a. Is it a buffer burn on the quarter? Is it. Does one of the gauges not work? Is the knob. You know, there's the stupid little stuff because when you get into cars like this, the stupid little stuff is what makes the difference. So, you know, we need to repaint the front nose cone, something, you know, just let me know so we can bid it right and I'll buy the damn thing. And you know, I handle these. You know, I know what they are and I respect them and appreciate them. So go to givemetheven.com because I'd like to buy it, but I just want to. I need to really know what we're talking about. Perfect. That sounds good. Thanks, Trev. My name is John Clay Wolf. Remember, we buy RVs, buses, coaches. I think the biggest one we've ever bought is 800 grand on a coach. But we're not afraid of a million dollar coach and travel trailers, bumper pools, all that crap. Bikes, Harley's.

[C]

We, we.

[B]

We've got a bike guy and we've got an RV guy. So when you go to givemetheven.com, if it's a bike or an RV, we ship them off to those guys that they know what they're doing. Because I don't know that you can't know it all, and I don't know it all at all. But I know a lot about cars. Give me the vin.com, send us your lead and we will call you or text you and we will make an offer on it. Actually, our system will automatically bid it immediately. And if you think the car is worth more, then text the guy back and say, hey, it's better than what your computer is saying. Let's look and we'll talk about it. We're not in an ivory tower. We're not AI. We're not robots. We're real people. And we buy, you know, and sell thousand cars a week roughly. And that's a lot of business. And we wouldn't get that many cars bought if we sucked. So we'll be right back.

[A]

You're listening to the most popular Saturday morning show to ever broadcast in America. You're listening to the John Clay Wolf Show. Feel free to call and make your voice heard. 800, 800 radio. If you missed any of the show, go to jcwshow.com right now and download the podcast the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

The FBI arrested Miami Heat player Terry Rozier and Portland Trailblazers coach Chauncey Billups.

[F]

As part of a sports betting investigation.

[B]

Ah, man, I just needed one more arrest to hit my parlay. Oh, yeah, we're back.

[A]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com.

[C]

That.

[B]

That's funny.

[C]

I need to check those. Bob, check those with me.

[B]

Mark in Florida. 06 Roush stage three. 3,500 miles, six speed. Just curious, you're selling five or six cars.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Is that right?

[G]

Yep.

[B]

Where in Florida are you? Where in Florida you be?

[G]

The cars are in Tallahassee at my mom and dad's place. My dad recently passed away.

[B]

Okay. I've got a guy out there named Albert. He's Cuban, but he's one of those good Cubans.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

And I'm gonna send him your number. He's a great Cuban and he'll bring you some coffee. But no, he knows his car is inside. Now I'm gonna have him call you and we'll work on the whole thing.

[G]

Okay?

[B]

He's the guy. Did you hear the guy calling from. Did you hear the guy calling from Palm the other day? A thanking us for buying his father in law's two cars, the ZR1 and the 911 Turbo S that we had to bust out. He put one of them in the shop and like the bill was 16 grand on one of them. We had to pay the dealership to get it out and bought the car and he was thanking us for how we'd handle it. And yeah, Albert did that deal too. Albert knows what he's doing.

[G]

Okay.

[B]

All right, look for a call if it says Cube and Albert. Tim. All right, thanks. 800-800-723. Why is that funny?

[E]

I mean, he's just Albert. Why does he have to be the Cuban?

[D]

Albert, the good one?

[B]

Well, I'm saying I've got, like, a real Florida guy that works for us.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Like, he's not a fake Florida. He's not an import. He's. That a Cuban in southern Florida is more Florida than like, a Florida born person.

[C]

I understand.

[B]

I understand.

[C]

One of my best friends in my adult age, my later adult age, which I'll call, like, between 20 and 35. Okay. In my middle adult age, Rodney Pulaski was a damn pollock. He was. He was.

[B]

I think.

[C]

And he'd tell you.

[B]

Hang on, hang on. Damn pollock is offensive.

[C]

No, he was one of the good pollocks.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

All right.

[D]

Completely different subject. Can I ask you about a truck you have out in the GMT v garage? I see one. There's a new truck out there that I haven't seen recently. Did I just miss it? But there's a. It's teal and white.

[B]

Oh, it's a 67 Chevy. Pick them up. C demo K10. Fold up. Okay. And I bought it at Barrett Jackson last week. There's a picture of it on the trailer right there. And then there's a fire chicken right behind. And, guys, we're. We're looking at our YouTube stream. You can go to jcwshow.com to get to it. There's a fire chicken right behind it.

[D]

Yep.

[B]

A 79 trans AM tent that I bought there. And we're doing a video. It goes up today. It's noon central, and you can watch us buying these cars. And I comment on the cars are selling. So last week at Barrett, I brought my video guy with me. But anyway, that truck there is either on a suburban or a tahoe chassis. So like a 2005. Yeah. So if you open the doors, you'll notice it's got the steering wheel and the dash of a tahoe. So they took the old body, put it on a newer truck. So I'm excited about that truck because I think I can, like, actually drive it, because some of these other trucks, you can drive them for sure, but you can't drive them, like, daily. Really?

[E]

Really.

[B]

Because they're just too road walky. And. And they're. They're. They're. They're fun for 30 miles. But like, that truck, since it's on a modern chassis, I think in all the componentry, I think it's going to be, you know, something you drive for 500 miles. Oh, that you just drive as normal.

[C]

Oh.

[B]

Because I love those Trucks. I want to drive them, But I like this one that I love, the black and red, the short bed, black and silver.

[D]

Sure.

[B]

It only has. It's an automatic, but it's three speed. So at 70 miles an hour, he's like, needs one more gear.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And then the other one's a stick. And with my crippled ass, I can't drive a stick that well.

[D]

Stick.

[B]

Yeah. So there's a bunch of excuses. So I bought that one, and I'm going to sell. If it's. If it's as good as I think it is, I'm going to sell one or two of the other ones.

[D]

The one that's on a different chassis, does that make it worth more?

[B]

No, just.

[D]

No.

[B]

Actually, no.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Isn't that weird?

[D]

No. I mean, really, because you've.

[B]

Because it's not original.

[D]

Yeah. You've always said original. Original.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. But.

[B]

But I want a car I can drive.

[F]

There you go. Okay.

[D]

But it's beautiful.

[B]

But, yeah, the videos. We. We. We. Well, it was funny because I was. I missed my slot to go to Barrett Thursday, and I tried. I had our buyer Mike there in Arizona, and he's got tape of me laying on the couch here watching Mike on television on the live feed. And I'm on the phone with Mike saying, you know, no, no, no. And he thinks I'm saying, go, go.

[D]

Go, because it's so loud, he couldn't tell what.

[B]

Huh?

[E]

What?

[B]

Hustle.

[D]

Like John says, go.

[B]

We got to get. We got to go in person.

[C]

That's a great video moment right there.

[B]

800-800-723-48. That's how I.

[D]

Chicken. Is that the one that's coming up today? The video?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Okay, good.

[B]

The. The. The. The fire chicken. The reason.

[E]

Another fire chicken.

[B]

Well, the reason I bought it for two reasons. Is that three?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

No, that's two.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

I mean, two tenth anniversaries, and that one's a stick. But the reason I've got it is for one, we're finishing the one we've been working on for two and a half years. And to have that one right next to it, we can make it perfect and match. And second, in case I miss the drop deadline, where I promise we're going to reveal the fire chicken at the November 15th car show. I've got a body double Hollywood trick.

[D]

You learn in California. Slip it in.

[E]

Now, did you go to tech game? Texas Tech game?

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Arizona State.

[B]

That was fun.

[E]

So that game didn't end up very well for tech. No, but there was a Storming of the field and you said you were going to have sideline passes. So were you on the field?

[B]

I was not. I was. I'll tell you what, I didn't even go on the field. I, Shane got me a pass and I got there and it was so hot, dude. I mean Arizona, it felt like we were at a football game in the middle of July at noon or two in Texas. That's how hot it was. I, now I know why they call it Sun Devil Stadium. I mean it was. I don't know if you noticed, the top of my forehead is peeling.

[E]

That's why you're wearing this GMTV Garage.

[B]

Yeah. Cap. Yeah, I stole Richard's cap and I redid it like mine. I just knocked him smooth off.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

That one I was wearing, you know, but I'm always wearing everybody else's hats. I'm like, I don't wear my own.

[C]

That's a good looking hat, Mr. Wolf.

[B]

Good. Thank you.

[C]

I'd like to have one of those.

[B]

Richard Rollins for the design and I just. Well, you can go to Mr. Rob's office, Mr. Bob and steal one. And you can go to jcwshow.com and click merch and Rob should get them up today.

[C]

Oh, we got those. Yeah. That's a damn good looking couple hundred of them.

[B]

Thanks.

[E]

So you didn't use the Cylon pass at all?

[B]

No, I was sitting. I'll tell you what happened, what really happened. So hot. I was like, that field's gonna be worse. And like Shane was walking around. Joey's brother in law, the head coach, my buddy. And he had a, like a wet towel on his head. And he was like, dude, it's hot down here. And I sent a picture to my other friend, I knew he was there of where our seats were and he just wrote me back, how many you need? And I knew what he meant. I said three and he just sent me three sweet passes. So we went up to a suite that was air conditioned and all that and that was fun. But it we, they were tech heads and it was, it was a hell of a game.

[E]

Yeah, one in the what, final minute.

[B]

It was a trap game. My buddy said, this is a trap game. We've lost our quarterback. We think we're, we think we're great. We're at a team that's better than we're giving them credit for on the road. And I mean before the game started, this feels like a trap game.

[D]

What's trap game?

[B]

Trap game means you go in with too much confidence. The line Is wrong. And you're gonna get in a trap and get your ass kicked.

[D]

Oh, okay.

[B]

Is that a decent explanation?

[E]

That's very point on right there.

[B]

We'll be right back. My name is John clay wolf by cars and radio, America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com.

[A]

We now return to the john clay wolf show, America's largest weekend morning Show. Call in 800-800-RADIO and check out the [e-mail] or John Claywolf.com Jeff in Florida.

[B]

Where in Florida you be?

[G]

Near crystal river.

[B]

Give me a bigger city than that. I'm from texas. I don't know where that is.

[G]

About 45 minutes north of tampa.

[B]

Okay, got it. Tampa lost last week. I owe you money, right, Turley?

[E]

Actually, that was a push game Because I picked. Picked the lions to win but not cover. Okay, so neither of us won on that one.

[B]

All right, Jeff, you have a 79 trans AM. So is it a silver one? That's a 10th anniversary.

[G]

New. It's white 79 oral three.

[B]

You want 20,000 for. No, you want 15,000 for what it says you've done. Engine, transmission. What else does it need?

[G]

And the engine is brand new. Still got the assembly lube in it. It's never been started.

[B]

What else does it need?

[G]

It's been rebuilt. What it needs basically, is a starter. Hook the exhaust up. It needs paint job.

[B]

Paint job?

[G]

No, it doesn't need a paint job. The paint is finished.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

So it's got the original interior. It's got a new headliner in it and new carpet.

[B]

Is it sticker?

[G]

And automatically needs the seats recovered.

[B]

It's automatic.

[G]

350.

[B]

I bought a.

[G]

It's an air conditioned car.

[B]

I bought a six or whatever. A manual. 10th anniversary. Finished at Barrett last week for 25.

[G]

Yeah, finished, basically. Starter, alternator, power steering.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

Put a battery in it and crank it up.

[B]

Go to gmtvcc.com and load it up. And Kyle will call you back and get a lot of pictures, and we'll try to make a deal. I'm not giving 15 for it, but I might give you more than 10. If I'm buying projects, I'm making money. If I'm buying projects, I'm making money.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm not buying project to lose money. I've done it too many times. I love you, you love me. Everybody's friends. But I'm tired of losing money on other people's projects. This is my new rule for 20, 25. Yeah, I got it. All right. Thanks, bud.

[E]

What's the chances of just those three things are going to be in that project.

[B]

There's more.

[E]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Every time, right?

[B]

Always.

[C]

Always.

[B]

Sure, yeah. I mean, because that sounds simple. And if it's like that, then we'll probably get 15. But it can't be. No, it needs seats recovered anyway. What do you got, J.D.

[D]

We can do that. I'm gonna do mail from jail.

[F]

Johnny.

[C]

Johnny Cash.

[D]

There he is. Hey, buddy.

[C]

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.

[D]

Hi, Johnny.

[C]

John. This morning's mail from jail entry reads, Hola.

[B]

Now don't give it to me.

[C]

Senior Juan Clay. Or should I say howdy? Much love to you from California to Texas. Making the connection here, hombre. I'm holding it down in jail town. Hey, I always catch your show every weekend. Tell that fool Joe Exotic to keep his old head up. Yeah, what a good guy. Hoping for him. Love this TV show. I've seen every episode 19 times. Unlike TV and Penitentiary, right?

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Hey, I know it's tough working your case against the system. I've been trying to study up on mine, but I keep getting sent to solitary for bs. These pugs can't keep me down, though. Hey, have you ever seen any badass El Camino's? Yes, my pops had one back in the day. I love those things. I know everybody begs you for money, but if you feel inclined to donate to the lawyer fund, I'll send you the info. I've got to get out of here, man. Every little misunderstanding turns into a molehill. And it's getting crazy. I got caught up a couple weeks back because I walked by a couple of inmates doing some business.

[B]

Oh, no.

[C]

Well, one of them was doing business. One of them was having business. Done.

[D]

Got it? Got it.

[C]

You get me?

[D]

Yep.

[C]

I didn't say jack. I just kept on moving. But they got right afterwards and they're trying to act like I snitched on them, which I would never do. They. You really gotta keep your head down in here, man. I never thought I'd be paranoid about no punks like them. Lol. I'll keep blasting the radio though, on Saturdays. As long as y' all keep this thing rocking and rolling, man. I. E. God bless your friend, Arturo Garcia. Western Region Detention Facility San Diego, California.

[E]

Santiago.

[B]

Guys, when y' all send us this mail, please let us know what you're in for.

[C]

That's always good. This guy is obviously a former drug dealer, maybe a car thief.

[B]

Speculate.

[C]

And a hell of a cook. Think Lalo on Breaking Bad.

[D]

Got it.

[C]

I just caught that y' all know about the Breaking Bad.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Dang, what a TV show. Hey, if y' all got mail from jail, send it on down the line to it here at P.O. box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. The zip code is 76147. Oh, Lalo. Oh, he's a joy, wasn't he? Go out, kill a couple guys, come in and make a beautiful souffle. I like old Lalo. I like Tuco, too. Yeah, I like everybody on Breaking Bad except for old Walter White. Old Walter White's wife. God Almighty. Too Tall, Too Loud and her sister's nut. Who needs that? Thank God I got with old June Carter. Cash. There's a joke in there.

[D]

Thank you, Johnny.

[C]

Don't try too hard.

[D]

We won't.

[B]

Thanks, Johnny. Thanks, Johnny. So Getty Lee is having his perfect life right now. I have not seen the new female drummer for Rush perform in any. On any.

[C]

Are you kidding?

[B]

Have you seen her?

[C]

I'm gonna have to do that. I fought with myself over this because who's gonna want to watch a girl playing rock drums? There are a couple of videos out there. Anika, is it? Anika?

[D]

I don't know.

[C]

Can't pronounce the last name.

[E]

The chick that plays drums.

[C]

Hey, she's renowned. She's played with a lot of prominent English musicians in the last few years. Very good. If anybody's gonna replace Neil Peart, it's her. Probably her. Probably one of the best. Technically, one of the best drummers in the world.

[D]

Really?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay, so they found their Neil in a woman.

[D]

All the. All the. What's called. Figured they'd get Sheila E. 50 something tours.

[C]

50 something too.

[D]

Sold out. He's a huge. By the way, Getty Lee's a huge Toronto Blue Jays fan. Oh, here's a little flashback when he got to talk to Dan Rather, of all people, about being asked to throw out a first pitch for the Toronto season opener. This was back in 2013. Number three, I can throw a pitch.

[B]

The Blue Jays asked me to throw at the home opener. First pitch. I practiced like hell.

[G]

As you can imagine, he is a Canadian music icon.

[B]

He is the vocalist, bassist and keyboardist Shania Twain. Welcome into the field to throw out the ceremonial first pitch. Kenny Lee threw a perfect curveball for a strike. Ladies and gentlemen, gentlemen, girls and boys.

[C]

Kenny Lee, that's so good for him. You know how much of a baseball nut this guy? He's got thousands of priceless autographed baseballs. Jesus.

[B]

What do you think? At a Rush concert the percentage male to female is. Is it. I mean, it's the biggest sausage festival tour. They should just call it the Sausage Tour.

[C]

I'm going to be kind because these are all mature married guys and surely they take their wives. These. So I'm going to. To make it 88 to 12.

[B]

I'm gonna go 92 to 8.

[C]

That's close.

[B]

Yeah, that's close. Have you ever been to Rush concert? Yes. I mean, it's just guys. It's 90 guys geeking out big time and it's like a Dungeons and Dragons meet.

[D]

Damn, it's weird.

[C]

Yeah, okay.

[B]

Yeah, it's technical music is what it is.

[C]

Really different. I've seen yes and yes was a big mixed crowd, but yes, it's very high.

[B]

It's like biracial.

[C]

No, like. Like men and women together, but a lot of hippies, you know. Yeah, it's been around a little longer than Rush. And then I saw the Moody Blues and it was even more women. And I've been to see Chicago and we've all been to see Chicago and how many chicks are in there? And I mean. And I'm saying in appreciation because I do have a type as well.

[D]

Of course you do. They're big gals.

[B]

I remember when I was trying to bum a dip a snuff at the Janet Jackson concert.

[D]

How'd that work out?

[B]

Not very well.

[C]

Did I find it.

[B]

My name is John Clay Wolf. Will buy cars on the radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com RVs, coaches, bikes, Harley's as well. Something else I needed to plug Adam Corolla down here. November 22nd. You can go to the Rattlesnake Roadhouse site or just go to Walnut Springs Rally and get your tickets there. The car show is going to be the week before. You can enter your car there. And that is just a few weeks out. That'll be a big time. Walnut Springs rally.com Gordon Boswell Flowers is the official florist of the John Clay Wolf Show. Has been for like seven years. They do a great job. We get all kinds of positive feedback if you want to buy flowers for someone across the country and when they send you the picture, you want it to be pretty. Flowers go to Gordon Boswell. Cost a little more, but they handle the good stuff. Be right back.

[A]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com call John toll free. Cheap bastards, 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. And check out the [e-mail] or john claywolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

And we're back live and in person right here talking to you right now. Happy end of October. My name is John Clay wolf. We got J.D. ryan right here on my. The old radio star, Bobbo.

[C]

Hi, y'.

[B]

All. The young radio star, Turley.

[C]

What's up?

[B]

The old ticket head from. From case years ago. Yeah, years ago. They still talk about your pre K. And in there on the screen of the calls, Junior homeschool is doing the video board for our YouTube station. And Braden, our video editor, is working right now to get last week's Barrett Jackson video loaded up onto YouTube. So it launches at 12 noon, right on time. Lots of people working. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. This week is. Is Rod Stewart on the back tracks. Oh, we play two songs backwards. You call in 800-800-RADIO and tell us what the name of these two songs are. First person to get it right wins a free anything they want off of the jcwshow.com merch page. Cut one. It sounds like a. Like a crazy meth head at a. Or hallucinator at a Grateful Dead show.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It does. It does. Cut two.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

I mean.

[B]

I mean, come on.

[C]

You know that one.

[B]

Yeah, that one. Okay, we'll do cut one and cut two again. You call in 800, 800 radio. The first person to guess it right wins the free stuff. Go. That's it. Yeah.

[C]

And I got a good vinyl copy. VG plus plus plus condition, they say, of Rod Stewart's greatest hits from Born Late Records. Yes, yes. It's Ron Stewart day today because it's the anniversary of him being knighted over in England. Prince. Prince William, I think nodded him on that day.

[D]

He is 80, but he's still with us, still touring.

[B]

I think we should grab some people a little younger every once in a while.

[C]

He looks like. Who am I thinking about? That one of the early female comedians. Not Cloris Leachman, but the one with the crazy hair.

[B]

Orlando, do you have the guesses?

[D]

Oh, wow, that was a long time ago.

[B]

Orlando, you're on the air. I don't. I just took it blind. Are you there? I just took you to air. He got scared, scurred Pre K. Put him on hold. 956 area code.

[F]

What?

[B]

You got.

[G]

Me?

[B]

Yep.

[G]

Okay.

[B]

This.

[G]

Yeah, I have.

[B]

All right, 901 area code. What have you got?

[C]

He's not gonna tell you.

[G]

Well, I'm thinking I Don't know if that first one is Young Turks or something.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

Obviously, the second one's Hot Age.

[B]

So what he said. I'm thinking maybe the first one's Young Turks or something. And the second one's Hot Legs, obviously. And you're right on the Hot Legs, but Young on the Young Turks.

[F]

Robert.

[B]

Houston. What you got? What's wrong? This thing. Hang on. Robert in Houston. You there?

[G]

Yes, sir. Can you hear me?

[B]

Yep, got you loud. You're on the air. What you got?

[G]

Maggie May and Hot Leg.

[B]

Negative, negative, negative, negative. Huh? Is our. Is our phone thing screwed up again? I don't think. It seems like it's dropping when we.

[E]

Play the first clip again.

[B]

Yep, Kansas City. What have you got? You're on.

[G]

All right, I got the Rod Stewart answers, maybe.

[B]

Okay, go.

[G]

Maggie May and Hot Legs.

[B]

Nope, Hot Legs is right. Maggie May is wrong. Danny in Orlando, what have you got?

[G]

I got first cut is the deepest.

[B]

Nope, that's Cheryl Crow. Put him on hold. Pre K, 626 area code. You were on the air. What do you got?

[G]

Is it Maggie? Man, Hot Leg.

[B]

Nope, the messy crazy lady in the. On the first cut. You can't make it out. Go ahead.

[C]

To me, that's his best period of music.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah, the old just post faces stuff where he was just wailing and I don't want to give it away.

[B]

Looks like he could have.

[C]

I don't want to give it away with this sentence, but that first song is one of my favorite story songs of any rock.

[B]

Kevin in Pennsylvania, what have you got?

[G]

Is this Stay with me and Hot Leg?

[B]

Nope, Hot Legs is right. They're hitting everything but that. She did a good job stumping them. Tennessee, 901 area code. What have you got? You're on the air, bud.

[E]

He panicked, hung up.

[B]

I think our thing's dropping.

[C]

He got scared, I think.

[B]

You can't take the pressure. Yeah. And then Jake's wrong. Here's Tennessee again. 901. Tennessee, are you there? Talk. Oh, he's there, but it doesn't work.

[E]

Okay, we play the cut again.

[B]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio.

[C]

It sounded more familiar every time I hear it, actually.

[B]

Does it now. Crab and SoCal. Please, Almighty God, please save us. What have you got? Every. Thank you. Thank you.

[G]

And you go Crab.

[B]

Hey, Crab, can you laugh for us? All right, we're gonna put you on. We're gonna put you on hold in Pre K. If he. If he give him something, play it Heimer. All right.

[G]

You didn't have to call me.

[B]

Anyway, what have you got in the news? J.D. ryan.

[D]

See, this is kind of a fun thing to do. Wait a second. I pulled up the wrong story. This is actually kind of a fun thing to do. And I actually did this with the Fort Worth Police Department once. It's day drinking with the cops. What they do is they when they're training new DUI officers, they bring a bunch of guys in like you and me, and they feed us alcohol. And then they let the new DWI officers give you through test if you're good. Right. So this is basically here. Here's bas some folks running through the test, the drunk test. Got number five.

[B]

This is what they call a wet lab. They get a bunch of volunteers to come in and drink.

[F]

Terry, I need you to go have a double.

[B]

And so they get a double drink until they have the right BAC level according to the breathalyzer. Now we'll see if any of the.

[A]

People who are drinking can pass the sobriety test.

[B]

The guy who had the most to.

[A]

Drink had 14 drinks over about two.

[B]

And a half hours. I would fail. He didn't pass the test.

[A]

Neither did anybody else.

[B]

The cadet said that they would have.

[D]

Arrested every single person who was in.

[B]

That room drinking if they were stopped on the side of the road.

[G]

Don't drink and drive.

[B]

That's the important message.

[C]

The cops can tell who the hell.

[B]

Wouldn'T fail with 14 under the belt.

[D]

Very.

[B]

I would puke and pass out If I had 14 mixed drinks.

[C]

This why you know the live when you know the link.

[B]

Is this Tiger Wood's mother? But she's drunk.

[E]

Drunk.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

John Christ, son.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

John Crash and rook.

[B]

Okay, look at what this.

[C]

When you hold your whiskey, you drink very slowly.

[B]

Slowly.

[C]

Drink very slowly.

[D]

Drink very slowly.

[C]

First drink slow. Second drink fast.

[D]

Faster.

[C]

Third drinks roll on the faster. When you get the whiskey number 17, you delete them all fast. This why I tell my wife, who happens to be the superstar, famous mother of Tiger Wood, my son, son of.

[D]

Mike, son of yours.

[C]

Thanks to for writing questions. Give more suck.

[B]

Thank you. Tiger woods on drive.

[C]

I know. Drive today.

[B]

Angry drunk.

[D]

She's angry drunk.

[C]

Drink me more.

[B]

You know what I mean? Drunk. Asian women scare me. And whammos scare me. Have you seen whammos?

[E]

What's a whammo?

[B]

That's the driverless car running around the West Coast. There's some in Dallas too. You know what really scares me is they pick Jaguars to be the cars that they're running around. So that tells you that they're not at the right mind to begin with.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

Just ain't practical.

[B]

I mean, you know, if the. If the computer driving doesn't kill you, the Jaguar will.

[D]

Is it a test or is it.

[B]

No, that's real, dude. I mean, but yeah, you put your credit card in and it's an Uber taxi without a driver.

[D]

No.

[B]

And they're out and about. And it's real.

[D]

No, no, no. How does it react so quickly to real traffic problems? I have a hard time doing it. And I'm a human.

[B]

They've got these gyros on every corner, okay? And it's in with sensors in them. You can see them gyroing. And I mean, a lot of people have used them, okay.

[D]

When they hit somebody, who do you sue? That's what's going to happen.

[B]

Whammo, right? That's what's drunk. What a name for a car with a driverless. Whammo. Ouch. Accidentally wrecked again.

[C]

Jump on the slipper, slide and slide.

[B]

Into a rose bush.

[D]

Like when they called whammo. The Nova didn't sell well in Mexico because nova in Mexico means no go.

[C]

Oh, what was the name of that post apocalyptic everybody disappeared movie where the Teslas, the self driving, saw that movie.

[D]

I can't remember.

[C]

The lightning are all running into each.

[D]

Other, plowing into each other.

[B]

Lightning round coming up next. 800-800-7234. That's where I bid cars for a quick minute on air, your car. So call in now. The lightning round is brought to you by America's best car buyer. [e-mail] if you send us a channel, a opportunity to beat your Carvana or Carmax deal, and we don't beat it, we will send you a check for a hundred dollars. Now, we will ask for documentation afterwards that you did the deal. So that's why we call it a deal. But if we don't beat it, we're gonna send you a check for a hundred dollars. Givemetheven.com 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio calling right now. I will bid your car on the air real quick. Year, make, model, miles, average, rough, clean. Be right back.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevent.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[B]

This is the John Clay Wolf Caesar in South Texas. You've got a 92454 SS. I'm assuming it's the little Black truck, right?

[C]

It is.

[B]

You got all this overdrive, all these overdrive notes in here. What's that all about?

[G]

Well, what, what it is is the. I, I found out that the 90s and the 91, because I had bought a 90, I thought they looked pretty nice. And it was just giving me all kinds of trouble with that, that lack of a, of an overdrive. I couldn't drive long distance. I couldn't get on the expressway driving 75 miles an hour. 70, 60. It just felt like it needed another gear.

[B]

Right.

[G]

The reason I called was because I think John was talking about a car that he was driving that, that, that was revved up too high.

[B]

That's me, that's John. And I was talking about this, this K10 I've got, that's a three speed. It needs another gear. So this one's got the other gear. Hey, it says, it says, it says you want 30 grand for it or something? Or 40. No, 40 grand for it. That truck at 92454 SS with 58,000 miles is not worth 40 grand. It's not even worth 35 grand.

[G]

Well, what do you think it's worth?

[B]

25.

[G]

Huh?

[B]

2 5. 25 comma 0. 20. Yeah, I've only, I bought, I bought and sold about 10 of them.

[G]

Yeah, I, and I believe you. Now. Did you ever have one with double overdrive?

[B]

Oh, stop. Go to givemetheven.com double overdrive. Double overdrive. I mean, all these overdrive conversations. An 87 Bentley Type 8 with 130,000 miles. Andy, if you really, really. What do you think I'm gonna offer on this thing? And on a scale of one to ten, is it a one or is it a five or is it a seven or what?

[G]

What is it on a 110, John? I'll put a hard six on it.

[B]

Okay. What do you really think I'm gonna bid this car for?

[G]

You know, if anybody could put a number on it, it would be you. I mean, Bentleys are, those are odd cars and like they're, I mean, just one of those things that, you know, they're not heavily sought after. But you know, whatever the value is, I trust you on it.

[B]

I think it's probably five grand.

[G]

How much?

[B]

5,000.

[G]

5,000?

[B]

Yeah. I had a, a Brooklyn's Bentley the other day that we couldn't get 8,000 bit on. I bought from the Rolls store in Beverly Hills. They traded for an old rolls, we gave four grand for it and after shipping we lost 300. You just those Cars just don't bring it. They just don't do it. Yeah, I'm thinking about five grand. If you want to sell it, go to givemetheven.com on a 87 Bentley with a hundred and thirty 000 miles, but it must be running and it can't be over, can't be overheating. Thank you, bud. Austin, Texas. Andy, My name is John Clay Wolfe. I'll be right back. If you want to sell your car, go to givemetheven.com and we're really looking for 92454 SS's with not one, but two overdrives.

[C]

I need you to be honest with me. I'm being honest with you, dude. What are you on right now, man? Cloud nine. With Cloud.

[G]

Cloud nine on.

[C]

No, what are you on right now? Be honest. I'm on one. Dude, you know, stop around. What are you on right now, man?

[G]

What? Instagram.

[B]

I'm on all of them.

[C]

I'm not talking about your ads. Drugs, a trip.

[B]

Have you got some?

[A]

Hey, we're back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Call in 800-800-RADIO for all things. Gimme the VIN. Check out jc cwshow.com and now, welcome back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

And it's time for our football picks and recap. And what's going on today in college. Mike Turley.

[E]

It's that time. Yes. John, so last week wasn't a good week for you.

[B]

Really? Again?

[E]

Now? Yeah, I went four and two. We had one game as a push the Lions buck game, but so I went up 50 bucks. So I'm up 200 now for the season. 20 and 12. You're 12 and 20. Of course, since I won, I get to go first. From this past week. Pretty good college games this week. Number eight, Ole Miss, they're six and one at number 13, Oklahoma. That's at 11am Central Oklahoma, six and one also.

[B]

What's the line? What's the line?

[E]

Oklahoma is favored by four and a half.

[B]

I see five and a half. I'm looking at the ES ESPN app right now and I'm checking your work, my man. Well, you lied.

[E]

I'm locking. I locked this in. This is yesterday when I put the notes in here.

[B]

Now, because you lied, I'm taking Old Miss with the points.

[E]

Hold on, let me look here. Is it. Is it gone up to 5 and a half?

[B]

5 and a half. I don't know if it's gone up, but that's what is not. The game hadn't started and the line is 5.5.

[E]

All right, so it went up to five and a half. So you're gonna take who?

[B]

Ole Miss.

[E]

Really?

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

Hmm.

[E]

You don't trust Oklahoma anymore?

[B]

You don't like an old miss? You're not gonna talk me out of it.

[E]

Okay, that's fine. All right, you can go with that because I was gonna take OU So there we go. All right, so you get to pick.

[B]

5.5, 4.5 and a half.

[E]

Next game, number 15, Missouri, six and one. At number 10, Vanderbilt, six and one.

[B]

Also, what is your line?

[E]

I had it at three and a half. What is it showing right now?

[B]

Two and a half.

[E]

So it went down.

[B]

Okay, so we need to start looking at at this before the game because it sounds like the reason that your odds are so good for you is because you're cheating on the lines.

[E]

Okay, so it's two and a half.

[B]

Yes.

[E]

Vanderbilt's favored.

[B]

Correct.

[E]

Both teams are six and one. This is basically the winner is going to make the playoffs or most likely make the playoffs. Losers out. You enjoying watching Diego pave quarterback for Vanderbilt?

[B]

I don't watch Vanderbilt. I don't give a sh.

[E]

Okay, well you get to pick first.

[B]

Vanderbilt.

[E]

So you think Vanderbilt wins and covers. I believe that too. So we got to move the line. John, you get to move the line here.

[B]

Is it home or is it away?

[E]

It's at Vanderbilt.

[B]

A bump at 1.3.5.

[E]

I'll go ahead and take that.

[B]

What's that mean?

[E]

So I think Vanderbilt wins by three and a half.

[B]

Four and a half. You can't dig.

[E]

You get one bump, not two.

[B]

Two bumps. Oh, I didn't know. Where's the rule book?

[C]

That's what she said.

[B]

We're cheating. Okay, that's fine.

[E]

Next game. Well, I'm worried about this one here. Number three, Texas A&M seven zero.

[B]

They're.

[E]

They are favorites and the favorite. The line is now currently because there's weather there too. It's two and a half, right?

[B]

Correct. That's number 20.

[E]

LSU 6:30 tonight. ABC. They're expecting some rain. John.

[B]

Go Tigers.

[E]

A and M undefeated.

[B]

I've lost about 50 or $75 on my tigers this year so far.

[E]

Well, I get to pick first.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

I know my money's going towards A and M right now for my kids tuition, but I'm gonna go against them. I'm gonna take lsu.

[C]

Really?

[E]

I think they're gonna win in a shootout here. A M is not good on the road. Defensively I just don't have the faith in them. And playing in Baton Rouge at night.

[B]

Okay, well, I feel the same way. So bump your line from two. Five to what? You get one bump.

[E]

I know. One bump. Does LSU win by four and a half?

[B]

Are you. Are you resetting the line to four and a half? I'm gonna take A and M, but I do think LSU is gonna win.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

Because it's night in Baton Rouge. It's a tough place to beat.

[E]

Oh, yeah, that's. That's. So you got four and a half.

[B]

Tigers have to win by four and a half for me to lose. Okay.

[E]

All right, Next game we're gonna go to the NFL.

[C]

I'm gonna have to check those. Charlie, I'm gonna check those. Check those music beds here.

[E]

All right. Only a couple games and I can't believe this. They actually made to the games of the week to watch. The Dallas Cowboys 3. 3 and 1 at the Denver Broncos are 5 and 2. Denver is favored by. Let me make sure the line's correct. Probably three, three and a half points.

[C]

Three and a half.

[B]

This is a push game with a home field bump.

[E]

And so, John, you get to pick in this game.

[C]

Cowboys. Wow.

[B]

Really? Yeah. I've been listening to Colin Cowherd lately, and he's really high on him. The. The receiving corps.

[E]

Yeah, their dance.

[B]

Their dance is really working. Pictures and Lamb. Yeah.

[E]

The one problem is the Cowboys defense is terrible and they're terrible on the road. So I go ahead with that.

[B]

Get you some of that.

[E]

And the final game. This will probably be the game in the week for NFL. Packers four one and one at the Steelers. Four and two. That's a Sunday night game. You got Micah Parsons versus T.J. watt. Yeah, T.J. watt and then Aaron Rodgers against his old team. John, I'm gonna go with the packers to cover that spread at three and a half.

[D]

Wow.

[E]

Actually, you know what? Sorry. It went down to two and a half, but I'm still good with that.

[B]

Okay, well, I'm gonna move it back to three and a half.

[E]

See, because you were in the same. I get to move the line because we're both there. I get to.

[B]

Okay, I'm the same.

[E]

So the same. All right, so I know you're good at three and a half.

[B]

What about Ash?

[E]

Four and a half. John.

[B]

I will go with the Steelers.

[E]

All right, very. We flipped it there.

[B]

Micah Parsons has not been making that big of a difference in their situation. They're not playing in the same way the boys were.

[E]

His stats aren't there, but his pressures are there. So he's Constantly getting pressure. And they're making. He's making the quarterbacks throw the ball quick. He's just not getting the sacks. Okay, so he's there. He's making an impact. Maybe not on the numbers, the stat sheet, so.

[B]

And there's your picks.

[E]

John, good luck.

[B]

There you go. Thank you. Last week I lost. What?

[E]

You were four. I was four and two. So you went two and four. Okay, so you lost 50 bucks.

[B]

I need to focus on this more. I'm not. I'm just winging it and I'm just betting like a chick. Oh, my God. I like the uniform.

[E]

The money's creeping up. It's at 200.

[B]

So now I'm gonna start paying attention.

[E]

Okay, now. Now it is.

[B]

Okay, I'll bet you another hundred. Here we go. I'll bet you another hundred I win this week.

[E]

No. What are you doing here? We already have. We have the Arch Manning bet that he's going to be benched at some point this season. And I'm. John, he looked terrible this week against Kentucky. I mean, did they fire?

[B]

Wait, did somebody get fired over that?

[E]

No, he's still the quarterback there, but they barely beat Kentucky and I. I can't. I can't hold on to this. I mean, I think you're going to win this bet, John.

[B]

I mean, he sounded far fetched when I first started.

[E]

Oh, I know. But it's.

[B]

And then they beat ou, which was really disappointing for me.

[E]

It's because they actually figured out what to do is. Don't expose him.

[B]

Run the ball.

[C]

Yeah, they solidly beat OU with the right.

[B]

The backup kid that played one play when he lost his helmet had to go to the sideline. He threw a beautiful pass. That's all I know about the backup. And I think he transferred in as a starter from another school. He. I mean, look at Diego Papa. He came from New Mexico Community College or something. I mean, just put somebody else and give him a shot.

[C]

You want to talk about some quarterback drama? Mariota's got to play the Chiefs this week. That Chiefs D is really starting to pop.

[E]

See, Baba does this because he's asking for fantasy football advice. That's the only reason he's asking about that. He's asking if he should pick Mario. Don't do it.

[C]

No, no. I've got the Chiefs.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

You want their defense? Yes.

[C]

They're gonna.

[B]

The Chiefs back. The Chiefs woke up.

[C]

Pardon me, Grandma Mariota, but he's gonna get killed this week.

[B]

Yes, he will.

[C]

18 sacks.

[B]

We'll be right back. My name Is John Clay Wolf. This John Clay Wolf show brought to you by. Give me the van. America's best car buyer. I always go with my kids trick or treating, you know. But here's the problem. I'm very flattered. People dress like me when they trick or treat. But it's weird when I go cuz I'm just hanging out with my kids. We knock on the door, people like, oh look, little Batman, little Superman. Ah, Larry the cable guy. That's good costume. Then I always hear somebody from the back of the room, room.

[C]

Who is it?

[B]

He's dressed like Larry the cable guy. Didn't I hear that guy sucks. What the hell. Yeah, we're back.

[A]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by GiveMe the vid.com call in 800800 radio.

[B]

Be sure to check him out on his [e-mail].

[A]

And now Senor Juan Wolf.

[B]

That was a good one, Bob. Hey, all right. Nick, you there? Nicholas, what, what's your mess? What's your message, sir?

[G]

So I was listening to you this morning and you were talking about your car show coming up on the 15th.

[B]

Yes.

[G]

And I went ahead and signed up. I'm gonna be there.

[B]

Cool.

[G]

Entered my car, but so I'm, I'm from St. Louis. I'm not originally from Texas. And St. Louis is all hill country.

[B]

Right.

[G]

And you're talking about you guys have hill country in this town and I'm looking to experience some of that before I hit the, hit the car.

[B]

So we are going to have some published maps at walnut springs rally.com where you just signed up. So what you do, if you're coming Fort Worth, take the tollway to Cleburne, then 67 over. And then I would go past Glen Rose and take a left about three miles past Glenrose. I forgot the name of that road, but it's a gorgeous road into Walnut Springs. It'll add about five minutes to your trip, but that's that. Okay. That's the best way to enter. But we'll also have that on the published maps on the driving routes at Walnut Springs rally. And that's November 15th. We're going to be. We're going to start early out there. We're going to be broadcasting the show from the stage of the rattlesnake roadhouse.

[D]

Great.

[B]

And we will have bacon and burritos and bloodies rolling early. So. Yeah. Come on, Nick.

[G]

What time do you recommend on getting there?

[B]

Last time, last two times we've done this, they get set up pretty early. I mean It's. They get. They get. I was very surprised how early people get there to get the. Right. The best spots.

[E]

Well, we're gonna have the show live, too, right? So come out and see the show.

[B]

Yeah, just get here as early as you want.

[G]

I think I said. It said one o' clock is the official start time.

[B]

Correct.

[G]

All right, so. So about an hour to get there. Taking the scenic route should probably be like, what, an hour? I'm in Fort Worth, so we'll figure it out.

[B]

Let's do the math later because I'm on live radio across the country, and I don't think it's very interesting for you and I to sync our. Our clocks, but we will see you Saturday, November 15th. And I get in check. Chip Foose is supposed to be here, and I'm. I don't. I haven't talked to him about signing autographs, but we should. Every time I've been in a thing with Chip Foose, there's a line of people that want to get autographed. Rollins, I think, is going to be here. He's got a gig in Austin that's kind of iffy. So if he does that, he'll come through here in the morning and touch us just for a minute and then go on to Austin. He's getting paid in Austin.

[D]

Of course.

[B]

They pay him a lot to show up. Yes, sir. Like a year's salary.

[D]

What?

[B]

Okay. Holy crap. We'll be back. No, no. I mean, when he does those deals out of town, homeboy's getting a. You know, I mean, they're like, why do you do this? He told me. It's like, okay, now that's why that makes sense. Oh, it's like, I do your stuff for free, dude. These guys are paying.

[E]

His SEMA build's pretty cool. I've been watching little videos on Gas Monkey.

[B]

It's gonna be part of our video that's going up today at noon Central on our YouTube channel at jcwshow.com you can click through it. And that's going to be covering our Barrett buying last week and Richard Seema. Bill, I want Chip to call in in a minute and tell us about his Semaville. I don't build that. Sema's next week, isn't it? Wait, where are we Saturday? Not this week, but next week right up.

[E]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Because Rollins just came out here and grabbed the trailer. We've got that big two car enclosed, and they needed it to haul that Chevelle, so they'll. He doesn't trust me. So he took it to his trailer guy to check the brakes and the axles and the grease and all that before. I'm like, we've already done it. He said, I'd feel better if we just did it it again.

[E]

So they're both coming off the build then from Sema, right?

[B]

They all are. Oh, they're both coming off. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And then Corolla is coming out the next weekend. And you can get tickets to the Adam Corolla show here November 22nd. Go to Walnut Springs rally as well. Okay.

[D]

Jelly Roll has some marriage advice. This is really good for all of us. Be careful who you hang out with. That's his advice to us. After Constant. You know, you hear all the happy, happy, joy, joy stories you hear from, from Jelly Roll and his sweet little wife, Bunny xo.

[B]

Actually Bunny Roll.

[D]

Bunny Roll. They did have problems and it wasn't that long ago. And it was all Jelly's fault. According to Jelly, this is cut number six.

[B]

One of the worst moments of my adulthood was besides prison, when I had.

[C]

An affair on my wife.

[B]

Because it was the first time that I was like, I really can't get.

[C]

This right at all.

[B]

Like, I know I'm in love with, with this woman, but I looked back at even that moment in my life.

[C]

And it was like I was hanging.

[B]

Around a bunch of people that were.

[C]

Cheating on their wives when I was doing cocaine.

[B]

I was hanging around a bunch of people that were doing cocaine. When I was drinking a lot, I was hanging around a lot of people that were drinking a lot. You don't know how to make friends in your late 30s. And I did a lot of work to repair that relationship.

[C]

Man.

[B]

We're stronger than we could have ever been. And I'm in no way glad it happened.

[C]

But man, I'm proud of who we.

[D]

Are today, man, I'm proud.

[B]

Who did Jelly Roll cheated on Bunny Roll? I want to understand something. What? What? You know, we joke about it, but was she a pornography actress, Bob?

[C]

Yeah, yeah. She was an only fans gal for a long time. But I mean, what level before that? I think she was like a, like an actual sex worker, wasn't she?

[E]

Oh, a prostitute.

[C]

Here, now, here. Let's watch that language now, Scotty.

[B]

I mean, if your wife is a prostitute and she's running a horror thing online, cheating, I mean, I mean, I, I didn't think that there's cheating was an issue on the other side.

[C]

I wouldn't think so either. Flesh is flesh. Think about Lonesome Dove, you know, Robert Duvall and little gal. Diane Lane. Right. She's a who who. But he loves her dearly.

[D]

Yeah. She was a high end escort.

[B]

Now, did you date and who that was was a tea dancer at the. Didn't you? Didn't. I don't believe I want to go.

[D]

Down any kind of road like this.

[B]

Didn't you have a girlfriend that was a dancer?

[D]

Yes. We've all had that. Everybody.

[B]

I have not ever? No.

[D]

Oh, you have to.

[C]

You.

[B]

No, I really don't think so.

[D]

You never dated someone who ended up being your dancer?

[B]

Ended up. Yes. Okay. During my time on my watch.

[D]

No, she was like a. Yeah, she changed a lot. I'm sure.

[B]

She was a debutante.

[D]

She didn't tell you? Yeah, she. That she was doing it.

[C]

John, you got to remember what the world's biggest son of a said.

[B]

What he say?

[C]

Say, while not all are dancers, well, you know all dancers.

[B]

So when you would go to pick her up at the. Like, did she have her own car or were you like that poor bastard sitting out in the parking lot waiting.

[D]

For her to get off her own car?

[B]

That's a good thing. How long did this go on?

[D]

Oh, Lord.

[B]

Don't swear to the Lord. Over who?

[D]

After I realized what was going on, probably six months.

[B]

Wow, that must have been some good stuff. Yeah. Tell me more about it.

[D]

No, I'm not going to tell you.

[B]

Anything else about it. So you.

[D]

She didn't do it very long. She didn't dance.

[B]

Okay. Like, did she. She quit when she was with you? Was that one of your recommendations?

[D]

I didn't. I don't recommend anybody. No. No, I didn't make.

[B]

Honey, if we're gonna keep doing this, you got to quit stripping.

[D]

I didn't make her.

[B]

Her.

[D]

I didn't make her stop.

[B]

Did she start back up after y'.

[D]

All.

[B]

After y' all broke up?

[D]

No, actually, she went off to marry someone. I kind need to stop. Nope. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

[C]

You say what you want, but that was real, John. She gave me a discount on a lap dance the other night and she told me she loved me. And I'm gonna pick her up. 3:15. We're going out for waffles.

[D]

Thanks, Bob.

[C]

Waffles and coffee.

[B]

So is she still married to the guy?

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Huh. Do they have kids together?

[D]

Yes.

[B]

How old is she now?

[D]

I don't remember. I don't know. Younger than I.

[B]

And when you were dating?

[D]

They all have been.

[B]

When you were dating this stripper, did you, like, look in the mirror and say, I gotta quit dating? A stripper.

[D]

Yes. Absolutely. No doubt that happened.

[B]

I gotta quit date this.

[D]

God, this has got to stop. She's got to quit that or I got to quit this, right?

[E]

Yes, but Jelly Rolls going with an escort. Married.

[D]

She's a high end escort.

[E]

She's still doing that, right?

[B]

Nah, Now, I don't know. I've got too much money.

[C]

Oh, no, she said she quit like last year. She said she quit a year ago. So she's been done with that a couple years.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

My question is, okay, you're. You're married. Jelly Roll's married and they're deeply in love. And she rescued him because he was homeless. Right. So now he's famous. He's bringing his end of the bargain. I'm sure financially she's fine. They're in love with each other. Who's gonna. What woman out there is gonna cheat with Jelly Roll? Is there just a celebrity thing or is the. What do I need to do first? What I need to do.

[B]

We don't know if it was a man or a woman.

[C]

What?

[D]

Well, we're pretty sure it was a woman.

[C]

Telling me jelly rolls a queen.

[B]

Well, I mean, he's got those big fat rolls. You can stick your thing in there.

[C]

All right, Right.

[D]

Stop.

[C]

He's got tattoos all over his head.

[D]

Hey, guys, we're on the air.

[E]

I wish we could talk to Jelly Roll, though. I mean it always.

[D]

Why?

[B]

I told my wife I'd quit. What?

[E]

She's making you stop doing Jelly Roll? Yep. Oh, come on.

[B]

Sounds mean. And he's a nice person, and I'm coming across as a jerk and a meanie and she wished I'd quit, so I said, okay, I'll quit.

[C]

She thinks that's mean?

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Does she think anything else you do is mean?

[B]

She's very entertained when you and I start arguing.

[C]

I like to know some more details about what the Mrs. Thinks. Shut up, dude. I quit because of my wife. There's a.

[B]

There's a pick your battles, right? What's an easy one to give up? Jelly Roll? Yeah. I mean, was I enjoying doing the impersonation, Miss? No. Was it a pain in the ass? Yeah, you did. Yes, you did. Really? Not really.

[E]

He didn't. And I think you're using her as an excuse, right?

[B]

No, you're using her as I cheat on my wife.

[C]

Cause she's being. She don't care. She's been on everything but the Titanic and every bass boat in Nashville.

[E]

Hey, it's jelly roll 2.0.

[C]

If I didn't grow my hair you'd see the tattoo back here, say, my wife don't care who I screw.

[B]

Who's going to screw Jelly Roll?

[C]

I'll do it for. That's what I was just saying. That's what I was just saying. Is there. I mean, what do I have to do? What do I have to do?

[B]

Get to be a better singer.

[C]

To get to get.

[B]

You have to be a better singer. You need to be a better singer.

[C]

I sing fine.

[B]

I, I think I would think you are a better singer than Jelly Roll.

[D]

It's a star thing. Come on. I mean, Mick Jagger, come on, he's ugly. One of the ugliest thing on feet. And he's had more women than any of us will ever.

[C]

Pardon me, Jenny.

[D]

What?

[C]

Five jelly rolls does not a Mick Jagger make?

[D]

No, but they're all ugly and they're not people that women would normally look at and go, you gotta give me some of that stardom. It's called totally stardom.

[C]

Stones had a song about that.

[D]

Yes, they did.

[B]

We'll be back in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars and Radio for America's best car park. Give me the vin.com. when you call back. We're going to do. What do we call that thing where you say, I think Trump is an idiot. I think the left is crazy. I think that this city is bad. Free throw. It's called a two minute drill. And you just call in and we take you to the air and do it right now during this break. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800. I'm going to take you to the air. I'm going to say go. Skip the pleasantries. Don't say hello. Don't say love the show. Don't say hate the show. Just go. We're gonna take you all to the air blind. You say what you need to say and then we're gonna go to the next one. It's pretty fun. We've done it a couple times a year over the past few years. And we're gonna do it right now. 800-800-7234. Tell us what's on your mind in like one or two sentences is what we're asking for. And call in and get loaded up during the break. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio joining us next. Perfect. Next. Like next.

[D]

Neck like next.

[B]

Well, then I can't do it now.

[D]

That's why I was kind of trying to get your.

[B]

Tell me that I was trying to get you. I think that was stupid for you not to stop me before I did it.

[D]

Oh, it's my fault.

[B]

We'll be back.

[G]

Good old hockey talk.

[C]

I'm a thousand dollar pappy in a styrofoam cup A chicken fried steak at the country club A two piece suit with a camouflage hat of a paper sack.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[F]

We're back.

[A]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by GiveMeThe Vin.com thanks for making us number one. Call in 800-800-Radio. Check out the podcast at jcwshow.com or John Claywolf.com the John Wilson Clay Wolf Show. America's number one Saturday morning show. Damn, it feels good to say that.

[B]

Okay, this is actually we. We renamed this segment during the break, the Truth. So you open up, we've got a full bank of callers. The truth is. And then make your statement and then I'll go to the next one. So it's two minute drill called the truth. The truth is, blah blah, blah, blah blah. Then we go. Go. Skip the pleasantries, skip the high johns, skip the love bobos. Just go. Ready, set. Kansas City, we're starting with you. What's the truth? John in Kansas City. Yeah.

[G]

The truth is you're going to show the fishing videos. Why can't you show the videos of the girls in the bikinis fishing for sea bass?

[B]

Jake in Katy, Texas. What's the truth?

[G]

The truth is LSU is gonna beat that aggie butt today.

[B]

There you go. Gardena, California, what's the truth? Oh, Fort Worth, Texas, what's the truth?

[G]

I can't stand NFL kickoff rule.

[B]

There you go. Makes sense. Dan Daniel in Pennsylvania, what's the truth?

[G]

Bunny buddy thought that Jelly Roll was gonna die and that's just stuck with.

[B]

I just hung up on him. Jackson, Mrs. Jackson, Tennessee, what's the truth?

[G]

This is Steve O.

[B]

Okay, go ahead.

[G]

Hello.

[B]

Go.

[G]

Okay. Yeah. Jelly Roll and Mick Jagger and Keith Richards are beautiful on the inside. They are not ugly. I don't see their faces on the radio, but they're freaking beautiful. Because I work for Mick Jagger and I know Jelly Roll is beautiful too. I don't care what they look like. He sounds beautiful. They got beautiful insides. They're beautiful.

[B]

All right. Thank you, Mickey. Fort Worth, what's the truth?

[G]

We need to repeal the 19th amendment so all these crazy white liberal women stop messing everything up.

[B]

Indianapolis, Indiana, what's the truth?

[G]

The truth is that China's tick tock and algorithms for social media are what caused the tranny epidemic.

[B]

That is the winner of the day so far, that is the truth. Our president of our fan club, Rico Suave. What is the truth?

[G]

The truth is Pre K's Versace kimono is fire and it's Dirt Day's dad's birthday tomorrow. He turns 81. He's got to bring some burritos.

[B]

There you go. Thank you, sir.

[E]

Burrito Man Scott, Lake Charles.

[B]

Another Wolf Pack fan club member. What's the truth?

[G]

The truth is my Cajun chicken and sausage gumbo up at Walnut Springs on November 15th will be a hit. Wolf Pack and the crew.

[B]

Thank you, Scott. Okay. Anaheim, California, what's the truth?

[G]

The truth is that when you blow up a boat in the middle of the ocean with three high powered freaking engines on the back of it, it's not a fishing boat, it's the fucking real deal. Because you don't buy. Fishermen don't have boats like.

[B]

Okay, he dropped an F bomb. Is the truth. That's why we had to dump him. Philip and Pa, what's the truth?

[G]

The truth is, if John Clay Wolf had a whiskey line, he would name it the wolf pack whiskey 80 proof.

[B]

There you go. Brian and Heather, what's the truth?

[G]

The truth is Roll Tide Roll.

[B]

Ah. Paul and Clean Texas. What's the truth?

[F]

I don't know.

[B]

All right, Brian and Thousand Oaks. What's the truth?

[G]

Well, it's not a coincidence that all the Democratic cities have the highest rat population, so Trump needs to send out dice. Democratic infested city enforcement.

[B]

Jake and Katie, what's the truth?

[G]

The truth is Denver's winning cowboys ain't.

[E]

That's the truth.

[B]

That's too bad. All right, well, that's a nice one.

[E]

Good job.

[B]

We'll do one more.

[E]

One more.

[B]

Paul and Clean might have come up with the truth. Now, Paul, we're giving you another shot. What's the truth?

[G]

The truth is Texas is going to win today.

[B]

All right, then we'll quit with that. The truth is Arch Manning does. Doesn't deserve to be their quarterback.

[E]

That's. Yeah.

[B]

You. I've been very vocal.

[C]

I disagree.

[B]

Okay. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Did you get hold of Jerry Wayne Longmire?

[D]

No, I have left him messages.

[B]

It's all good. It's all good. He's promoting his event at the. Where?

[D]

He's in Houston tonight. I'll find out in a moment.

[B]

Sam Houston Raceway Park. Yeah, Correct like that.

[D]

Performing at Sam Houston Race park tonight. He was there last night. He's arrogant tonight, right?

[B]

J.D.

[E]

Looks upset.

[B]

Why do you look upset?

[D]

I'm just trying to get something done off the air, and it's not happening now. We're talking about it on here.

[B]

Oh, we're trying to be a professional. And I'm dragging him down back reminding him of his strip club days.

[D]

Yes, my strip club days.

[B]

Back when you were not a professional.

[D]

I was not a professional.

[C]

Don't get mad today. Does it? Because he's so insecure.

[D]

I was never a dj.

[B]

What were you asking me about the movie?

[C]

Oh, man. Okay. Have you seen any good movies lately? Because I have.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

What?

[C]

Have you seen the new Paul Thomas Anderson film, DiCaprio's latest, One Battle after Another?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, my God, man.

[B]

Let me think.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

If I was to watch that, I would think it looked like a Quentin Tarantino movie meets Breaking Bad. And actually, if I was Quentin Tarantino, I'd probably be a little offended that I didn't have a credit at the end for inspiration because it could be the most QT non Qt movie I've ever seen in my life. I don't.

[C]

I've seen it, and I don't think so. And I'm a big QT fan. They are very good friends, by the way. The way QT and Paul Thomas Anderson. I'll tell you this. It's 2 hours and 40 minutes long.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

But it plays like one long James Bond movie chase scene. I mean, it's action. Action. This guy's never done a movie like that.

[B]

It plays like a season of Breaking Bad to me.

[C]

Yeah, it. I tell you what, it's good. He did Boogie Nights. He did There Will Be Blood. He's done some great, great films, Magnolia, but he's never done action like this. And you, you kind of hate everybody in the movie except for Benicio Del Toro, who plays the sensei.

[B]

Right.

[C]

My God, man.

[B]

It's a good movie. What's it called?

[C]

One battle after one battle after another. Sean Penn, he's great. Is really worth hating in this.

[B]

Yeah. But he does such a great method acting job. I was very impressed. I love the end when he got to the. To the. I won't spoil it when he got to his office.

[C]

So you have seen it?

[B]

Oh, yeah. It was awesome.

[C]

His character arc Sean Penn in this. I mean, the first scene he's in, he's up there. He's peckers up, boy.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

He's in love with that gal. And it's like, it's. It blew my mind.

[B]

It's a good story. It. Dude, it's so quit in Tarantino. I can't believe that you're not seeing the similarities.

[D]

When did you see it, John?

[B]

A week ago.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

Costuming wise, maybe.

[B]

Nah.

[C]

And there's a lot of good storyline. There's a lot of good. What's it called? Scenic set design. A lot of great set design as well.

[B]

The character definition, the way it rolls is Quentin Tarantino to the bone.

[C]

Green Acres, Beverly hills, Petticoat Junction.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. That movie is not a box office hit, by the way. I don't know if you noticed that.

[C]

No, I know. I know.

[B]

When I was in there, there was no one in there. That movie really will go down to be. But Once upon a time in Hollywood is a really long one. Qt. And it's. It's that type. It's better than that one.

[C]

It grows on you.

[E]

So when can I watch it on like Apple tv?

[B]

Probably a month.

[E]

I'll wait for that.

[C]

Yeah. Pretty quick.

[B]

Yeah, pretty quick. It'll. It'll be.

[C]

It's literally the last 15 minutes of the film is literally a roller coaster ride. And if you've ever been to the Chevy show at Six Flags over Texas, when you're doing that car scene and all of a sudden stops, you fall off the bench. That's great. It was my favorite part of the movie. Crazy.

[B]

Sounded kind of stony. Did you eat some edibles, Gigi?

[C]

No.

[B]

Hey, car calls. Coming up next is the lightning round, right around the corner after this music break. So call in now. Give me average, rough or clean year, make, model, miles. And this lightning round is brought to you by by America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com if give me the VIN does not beat a Carmax or Carvana deal, then we will send you a check for $100 for the opportunity. Now that doesn't mean that we bid it at 20 and they bid it at 20,000. 5. You say, oh, they butted at 20,000 5. You owe me a hundred. No, we get an opportunity to beat them. That's what we're giving the 100 for. So that just makes you more money. We will be right back after this message with the lightning round or not. This message a song. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Call in now. Give me year, make, model, miles of the car, average, rougher, clean. Lamborghini Aventadors, Jeep wranglers, rolls Royce Cullinans, 1970 Chevelle, Smokey and the Bandit, Trans Am, a C series, first second gen Chevy truck. We Buy it all at give me the of M.com be right back.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay wolf Show presented by givemethevint.com Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1800800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf quick.

[B]

Hit on the car thing we're gonna do right now. This is brought to you by givemetheven.com then we're take another music break and we'll be right back. Remember, car show Walnut Springs, Texas November 15th. The next weekend Adam Corolla is doing a show here. Oh and Graham Elliott, the, the celebrity chef, he's going to be in town Nov. 22. And Corolla, Graham's gonna be at the Bosque cantina signing books and doing helping that there's a lot of plans but anyway go to walnut springs rally.com to get that information. Lance and Lafayette, you've got a 15 Odyssey with a. It says 171,000 miles. Is that correct?

[G]

Yes.

[B]

It also says you have an offer from 24, 23,000 from the dealer.

[G]

Yes.

[B]

Take the offer on 170,000 mile 10 year old Odyssey. If you have 23,000 offered from anybody on 170,000 mile 10 year Old Honda Van. Don't hang up on me right now. Call them back and say yes.

[G]

You want me to hang up on you and call you right back?

[B]

Nope. Call them and take their money before they wake up. If they're offering you a 23,000 on a 10 year old home. Huh?

[G]

They still want me.

[B]

They what?

[G]

That's what they still want for this vehicle.

[B]

That's what they want for it.

[G]

That's what they're still wanting. Is okay.

[B]

Mark text so he's, he's looking to buy one that cars too high Lance to pass. Tell them no thank you. Find another one. Mark at 23 Genesis G70, 26,000 miles. You want 35, you're getting offers 33 to 34. With the market shift that we've just gone through in the past two weeks, I'd let them have that one.

[G]

Let them have it, huh?

[B]

Yeah, the, the, the market slipped. The car market, you know it really, really slipped about over the past three weeks and it's still coming down. MMR on this car. MMR on this car is 33 grand. If you've got 33, 34 on it, you need to let her rip tater chip because all I'm gonna get for it is about 31. Thank you. Oh Daniel. An O2 Camaro 8 118,000mile T, top seats torn. Want 6,500. What motor is in it?

[G]

That's a original LS1.5.7.

[B]

I'll look. But that body style hasn't really come on. I'm probably more like 45 to 5. Yeah. Go to givemetheven.com we'll be right back.

[A]

Heard on the air every Saturday morning from New York to Los Angeles to Houston and broadcasting to the rest of the world [e-mail] or john claywolf.com you're listening to the John Clay Wolf Show. Want more of the John Clay Wolf Show? Check out the largest radio show and fastest growing [e-mail] basketball fans, where you at?

[C]

The thing that kills me though right now about sports is the fashion. Everybody knows it's the hip hop generation. So, you know, now thing in basketball is long shorts, short socks, right? Does Anybody remember the 70s and the 80s? Basketball players used to play in speedos and halter tops. You used to be able to see.

[B]

Their nipples and their jerseys.

[C]

I got a poster at the house right now.

[B]

1979.

[C]

Dr. Jeff.

[E]

Hey.

[C]

Dunking on Magic Johnson like this. One ball hanging out the bottom of his seat.

[A]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show. Heard on the air coast to coast and [e-mail] Jerry Wayne, you there with us?

[F]

What's going on, brother? How you been?

[B]

Good. You're playing Sam Houston tonight?

[F]

Yeah, yeah. I got one more show tonight at Sam Houston Race Park.

[B]

Are they. Do they like have you out there by the starting gate or how's that work at a horse racing?

[F]

I gotta go out there and race a sick nag after. That's how I close the show. Little foot race. Now. They got a real nice, real nice building set up there. It's actually kind of beautiful. It's nicer than most of the comedy clubs I've been to recently. No moldy carpet. It's a little weird feeling.

[B]

Jerry Wayne, for those of y' all who don't know, he's definitely a friend of the show. Stand up comedian, content creator. Creator and host of the Wrecking yard podcast, also known for truck Astrology, the shop talk series that he's done on YouTube. And then he does stand up tours and you're funny, bastard. But you're skinny now. You're skinny now and it's hard to be funny when you're not fat. And I'm wondering how that's going to work out.

[F]

Oh, I got a long way to go to skinny. I was Like I lost a hundred pounds and y' all didn't realize this is the after picture. I lost a whole Filipino and I'm fat as still.

[B]

I had to dump you. Remember, we're on. Like, you never cuss in your stand up routines the whole time I've watched them. You never say you never cuss and you just. I'm glad. I'm glad you're comfortable though. You know, I didn't. Have you seen those YouTube videos of me going around cutting on cars?

[F]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm loving it.

[B]

I think that you and I would have a good time doing that together sometime.

[F]

Oh my goodness, man, I'd rather just. It's fun to hurt people's feelings about automobiles. Wheels. Anyway.

[B]

Do you see the comments where I'm, we're like, quit leaning on the cars. Quit leaning on the cars. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[F]

You're brushing up against it.

[B]

I tell the people when I do that, I'm like, hey, I'm going to lean in and grab the inner fender because I'm crippled up, man, and, and I can't balance or I'm gonna, I'm gonna hold the door handle. I tell them what I'm doing, but the editor always edits that out where I get permission and then. So people just bitch online.

[F]

My favorite one recently is the video of you and Rawls where he's telling you this story about this IROC Camaro that's never been driven into rain. When you got, when you go, well, now you've just confirmed that you're damn liar.

[B]

Yeah. Anybody that says this, you know 20 year old car's never been driven in the rain. Everybody, everybody just stop. Just stop right now. Let's stop lying to one another, please. That is funny.

[E]

What?

[B]

You know, I didn't even think of you for. If you, if you're open on November 15, we are having a car show up here and you and I could walk around and do that. Hell, you could play the rattlesnake that night if.

[F]

Man, I wish I could come. You told me about it other day. You said a Corolla was gonna be there and that's the next weekend. Oh, then cool. I could come for Corolla. November 15th. I'm out in Mississippi at the Palace Theater.

[B]

Okay, Corolla, Corolla. I sent Corolla's manager your number last night and I will send him, I will send you his number because they're doing Houston, they're doing the woodland. Wait, hang on. They're doing Fort Worth on Thursday and then they're doing the Woodlands on Friday, and then they're coming up here for Saturday. So he's got a three city hit, and.

[F]

And I'd love to see him again, man. I worked with him, like, 20 years ago. I hadn't seen him since then.

[B]

All right, well, I'll send you Mike August, his manager's number. And I don't. If you want to. I don't know if they're bringing an opener with them or if they don't have one. They want one. Y' all figure it out. But, yeah, the car show is gonna be pretty good this year. And.

[F]

Yeah, man, looking cool. I need to get back up there, see all the new stuff you done built in that town.

[B]

It's coming. And Chip Foose is coming up here, and he's a heavy hitter, as you know.

[F]

I saw that.

[B]

That's life.

[F]

Y' all are getting all the automotive attractions.

[B]

Oh, and the good guys, they're.

[C]

They're.

[B]

They're sponsoring it, and they're bringing their stuff down, and they're bringing their people. So this one should be pretty. Pretty heavy.

[F]

Yeah, man, that sounds fantastic. Laura's. No get up there. Maybe for that weekend afterwards, I was sad I was gonna miss that one.

[B]

And Laura is no longer with the firm, the. The Rattlesnake.

[F]

Following the drama on Facebook about the painting y' all stole from the poor guy that you won't let him come get his pain that he was trying to sell through Laura Spider and all her. Her heartache.

[B]

So. So there was a guy. So I had a partner at the Rattlesnake, and she. She left. And I signed a thing saying that I won't say anything disparaging about anybody for 18 months. So remember that? And we were not. Nothing's disparaging. Except the painter. So the painter obviously brought her a painting to sell on consignment at the Rattlesnake. And then he just kept commenting on this on the Facebook post. The whole town jumped on and started making all these comments, and this guy's like, can I have my painting back? And I read that. I'm like, who the hell are you? What are you talking about? And I just ignored him. And then, like, the next three days, and he just stepped, I want my painting back. I want my painting back. And then finally, I'm like, dude, what the hell are you talking about? Well, I've got my painting up there. And I called somebody, said, yeah, he has it up here. And I'm like, how about you just come up here and get Your painting, because obviously nobody else wanted it or they would have bought it. And you're just sitting here trying to get advertising for your ugly ass painting. Get it out of here. I mean, we're open. Here's our. Here's. Here's our times. We're open. I don't know. Yeah, maybe I said that.

[F]

But then even, like weeks after that, there was another comment on a random post where he was in there. Imagine you just let somebody have your painting on consignment and they just hold it against your will. He's got himself painted into a whole conspiracy. Me and Sam Miller have been laughing about it for two months, reading it back and forth to each other and texting each other about it.

[B]

And then I wrote something like imagine. I forgot what I wrote, but I.

[F]

Wrote something.

[B]

Like, imagine for about a.

[F]

Week there, me and Sam Miller were traveling across the country and we were getting texts from each other at airports and more. Look what an old dude with the painting saying this morning we're following Walnut Spring Drama. He was like, did you see Spider? I was like, I know what's going on.

[B]

It just. It takes a village. Well, Jerry said, what time do you go on tonight?

[F]

Tonight I go on and, man, you know, 7, 8 o', clock, 8 o', clock, 8 O', clock. When show starts, how long? And then I'll be at. I'll be at Rama Race park in San Antonio, the seventh and the eighth. This is like some shows I'm doing for these horse tracks.

[C]

And it's.

[F]

It's. It's a weird thing.

[B]

Real quick, I'd like to know where the connection between horse racing and your comedy came to be.

[F]

Well, I just. I thought it was maybe a size issue. I don't know. I was like, y' all just have stalls. And you're like, let me get somebody big in here for entertainment. It's just gonna be me and Tiffany from the 80s.

[B]

But I mean, it's pretty random. So it's not just this. It's not just this racetrack. You're going to San Antonio to do it again? What about dog parks? This could be interesting.

[F]

They invited me last night to come out and call some wiener dog races. And I was like, well, you know, it's not the weirdest thing I've ever done for money, I'll be honest with you. I've called some dwarf wrestling and I've done a little bit of it all in the sporting world.

[B]

How is your wrecking yard thing? Are you still doing it? I have not kept up. Is it growing.

[F]

Yeah, the podcast is doing great. I signed a two book deal with Santa Fe Writers Project here at the beginning of the year and the first book, we're, we're almost done with it. We're getting ready to do the arcs here at the end of October and that has been wild. The phone calls we are getting about everything going on there is insane. We got our film rights and our sub rights up for sale and there's a, there's a little bit of a bidding war going on. We're having a good time, Jerry.

[B]

Wayne Longmire, comedian out of Houston, Texas. And if you are coming up November 15th, let me know and we'll book you that night. I'll get you place to stay day and we'll, we'll do another show. Cuz one good thing, the best part about coming up here to do a car show is if you can leave with a little bit of money. Hey man, good talking to you.

[F]

You too, brother. Talk to you soon.

[B]

Later. 800-800-723-488. How long ago was it when he came up and did the rattlesnake? Oh, 18 months.

[C]

It's last year.

[B]

After twice. Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Any app? I actually. Did he come in and host the show like last Thanksgiving or something? Yes, like he was actually in studio for that, so.

[E]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right, he did.

[B]

Oh, hell, he was my fill in.

[E]

That's right.

[B]

That's right. And how was that? It was good.

[C]

It was fine. Yeah, we had a ball. He's a true, true friend of the show. He likes us, I, I think almost as much as we like him, which is a good way to have it.

[B]

And that doesn't happen very often.

[C]

Oh, no.

[F]

Very well.

[C]

Wayne's the man, dude.

[B]

I just saw him on the Internet and I was laughing at his stuff and I said, man, this guy could fit with us. And he came up and we've been friends ever since. Yeah, that's how most of these relationships start. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio My name is John Clay Wolf. This is the John Clay Wolf show brought to you by America's best car buyer. Givemethevin.com be right back. Selling your car just got easier. Givemethe vin.com is simple, fast and a rated by the Better Business Bureau and has thousands, thousands of Google reviews. Enter your VIN or license plate number, a couple of pics and prepare to be impressed. You'll always get the best offer on your vehicle because if we can't beat your carmax offer. We'll pay you a hundred dollars. Just go to givemethevin.com and get your check on the spot from America's best car buyer.

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Take me all the way yeah, yeah, yeah it's hard to believe that there's nobody out there it's hard to believe that I'm all alone at least I have.

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We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show. From coast to coast, the number one weekend weekend morning show in America. Call in 800800 radio and check out the [e-mail] we're going to play Jeopardy.

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In a moment. So if you would like to be the call in contestant and you're good at Jeopardy, tell Pre K call right now. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is what that spells out real quick. Pre K, black, white, Latino, other.

[E]

What have you gotta get us open here?

[B]

Yo, yo, yo.

[E]

What's the deal, baby? I got a story for y'.

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All.

[E]

Okay, I'm gonna read it and y' all can just give me the general vibe it got.

[B]

Okay, we ready? Yep.

[E]

Let's go. This week we got a freaky thief. Our suspect was enjoying a night on the town at the local gentleman's club when all of a sudden a stripper starts screaming, where'd my shoes go? Our suspect Was hemmed up due to shoe sized lumps in his pockets and revealed as the kinky culprit. But when police eventually found their way to his hotel, they found over 450 high heels in the stash.

[B]

Oh.

[E]

Our suspect is jobless and doesn't have a permanent residence. He told the police, I've felt great pleasure in stealing you sneakers. And the locker rooms at the club were a gold mine mine. Where he allegedly stolen 14 pairs that night alone from sneaking in. Our foot fiend was taken in for theft. But was he white, black, Latino or other?

[D]

Jd that just really sounds like something a white guy would do. Sorry.

[B]

I'm gonna go white with a. I'm gonna go mix.

[D]

Mix. What's the mix?

[B]

100% white and a quarter quarter Latin.

[D]

Oh, 125.

[B]

Okay, well, so you got. Okay, but the quarter Latin means you got a white and a Latin.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Grandparent. Oh, or parent. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

Okay.

[E]

I'm going other Filipino. Something about these Filipinos, do they. Yeah, you remember that president of Philippines, that Imelda Marcus? Yeah, like in their blood. They like shoes and stuff.

[D]

Who was it that threw a shoe at Bush? Was that Filipino?

[E]

No, that was a Middle Eastern. Yeah, okay.

[D]

All right.

[E]

Arabic guy. So it's all right.

[C]

I'm pretty close to along the lines of John there. But I. I don't know about quarter Latina. I'm thinking 100% Latina. But if you get anywhere south of like Nicaragua, I'm thinking of the butler in the movie the Birdcage.

[D]

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[B]

Guatemala.

[C]

They consider shoes in a different way than. Than he was. A lot of us do. Is that right? Yeah.

[B]

The one that, that tripped when he walked.

[C]

I'm saying Latina, he just couldn't walk and shoot.

[B]

Latino. Latino. It's a man.

[F]

Right?

[B]

Right. There is a difference.

[C]

Have you seen the movie? In some cases you've seen the movie though, right?

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

All right, let's go, bud.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

We got guesses all over the board. Well, this week we went international, y'.

[B]

All.

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28 year old show. Sato of Tokyo, Japan. Oh, a Japanese man.

[B]

If Japan. I'll give you the point. Yeah, let's go ahead and give it to him anyway.

[C]

Absolutely. I've been telling you this for years though, John. This Charlie knows his Asians.

[D]

That comes up a lot in your country.

[B]

My son's college, he said it's two.

[D]

Thirds Asian in London.

[E]

Yes, well, it is a smart school, John.

[B]

Ah, that's why I didn't think about that. I'm Too dumb to think about that.

[C]

Once again, I know my Asians. Charlie's like our Asian whisperer.

[D]

You guys here, real quick side story, they've changed the. You know what the ABC song is? Abcdefg. They've changed it now because the American kids can't come up with lmnop. So, yes, yes.

[B]

Come up with. Look at.

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They cannot figure it out. So now it's. They slowed it down, so it's.

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I'll.

[D]

I'll have to. I'm not going to sing it to you, but trust me, they've changed the ABC song. So you got Chinese kids that are learning, you know, theoretical math, and our kids can't do lmnop.

[C]

R Menop. No. All right.

[D]

I'm so sorry I brought that up one more time. I could do another.

[B]

Okay, so Joe Hefner wants to play Jeopardy.

[D]

Perfect.

[E]

Now, he can win stuff, but the whole point is you guys are going to try to prevent him. Him from winning any JCW merch.

[B]

Okay?

[E]

That's the whole point of this.

[B]

All right, let's just do Joe. Let's roll this. Joe, are you there?

[G]

Yes, sir.

[B]

So go. Ding, ding, ding. Is that. That's your buzzer to be the first one. Just, just, just. Whoever says ding first is the buzzer. Go ahead.

[C]

All right. Must be time to test the intellect and pop culture IQ of our own John Clay Wolf show crew. And Joe, want to hear your categories. Here we go. Category one's no return required. Musical One hit wonders. And category two, have you tried it? Fast food oddities. Over the years, any category one, we go question one.

[B]

But like so, in the fast food oddities, we have to name the fast food or name the place or we.

[C]

We'll just know when we have to answer the question.

[B]

Okay, go ahead.

[C]

Let's play 2 Jeopardy. Question one. This soul artist, only top five hit featured an uncredited vocal by Michael Jackson.

[B]

Soul Mean Black.

[C]

On a song called Somebody's Watching Me, soul music artist.

[D]

Ding, ding, ding.

[C]

J.D.

[E]

Ryan.

[C]

It was a Rockwell. That's true. That's correct.

[B]

You got some soul in your room, baby.

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Question 2. In 1983, thanks to Heavy Play on MTV, this Guyanese British vocalist scored a number two hit with his groove rock classic, Electric Avenue.

[D]

Ding, ding, ding.

[C]

Danny. Right.

[D]

Who is Eddie Grant?

[C]

That's correct.

[E]

See, you're DJing.

[D]

I was on the radio.

[B]

That's why he knows these are pretty.

[C]

No, but John, listen. John's got a music head, too. I've seen.

[B]

I. I had Eddie, but I didn't Have Grant.

[D]

All right.

[C]

It was a great video. Question 3. First recorded in 1957 and revived as part of the Dirty Dancing SoundTrack in the 80s, Love is Strange was the single hit recorded by this R B duo.

[B]

Can you sing it for us?

[C]

Love is strange I said, baby oh, baby like that.

[B]

Oh, baby that's Joe. That's Joe. Do you have the name of the artist?

[C]

No.

[E]

Time is up.

[B]

Next. Car next. Next question.

[E]

Got it.

[C]

What was it? Correct answers. Who is Mickey and Sylvia?

[E]

No.

[C]

And Sylvia. Into category two. Question one. The Thousand island type secret sauce at McDonald's, created in 1967, has only ever been officially available on this menu. On track, John.

[B]

Big Mac.

[C]

That is correct. Hey, what is a Big Mag?

[D]

What is a Big Mac?

[C]

Into question two. This American.

[B]

What is the secret sauce at Bronco Burger and mustard.

[C]

Question 2. This American fast food franchise, founded in 1940, still features this original. A steak finger basket with fries. John.

[B]

What is Dairy Queen?

[C]

That is correct.

[E]

Man. You know your food, don't you?

[B]

Boom. Homeboy's hungry.

[D]

It must be lunchtime.

[C]

Actually. Actually, the question was what?

[B]

I said, what is Dairy Queen? Don't be a bitch.

[C]

This American fast food, man. That's close enough. That's close enough. Yeah.

[E]

What's the answer? Hold on now.

[C]

That's close enough. Well, I wrote, what is a country basket?

[D]

That's not what you said. You said this restaurant.

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I know, but the rest of the question still features this original. A steak finger basket with fries. I said it was okay. Y' all are pussies.

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Don't sleep on their tacos.

[C]

Right into question three. If you want your In N Out burger to include a must. Mustard, grilled patty, pickles, extra sauce and grilled onions. Joe.

[G]

Animal style.

[C]

Close enough. What is animal? Fried animal fry. Into our bonus round. Here we go.

[B]

He's right.

[C]

Back to category one. This Culture Club alike English group scored their first and only US Single with a song featuring the lyric, you're too shy.

[B]

Shy.

[C]

Hush.

[B]

Hush.

[D]

Ding, ding.

[E]

Oh. Pre K. Pre K. What is kaja?

[C]

Google. That's correct.

[D]

Wow.

[E]

And he's saying it with that Versace.

[C]

Question 2. This futuristic song by the Buggles was a worldwide novelty.

[B]

Ding, ding, ding. John, I think I missed it. Video killed the radio star.

[C]

What is Video Kill the radio Star? That's correct.

[B]

Got it.

[C]

All right, Speak to me in jeopardies. I find it sexy.

[E]

John is up three to two versus JD and Joe and Pri have one.

[D]

One.

[B]

That was the first video on MTV ever.

[C]

Absolutely.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

August 1, 1981. Category two chicken franchise giant KFC debuted this sandwich on April Fool's Day in 2010, featuring two fried chicken fillets as opposed to buns containing bacon, cheese, and its own DJ Prek soul food by.

[E]

Pre K. What is the Double Down?

[C]

That's correct.

[E]

Damn. And this is Double Jeopardy, by the way.

[B]

Oh, no.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Wow.

[E]

So that's three points for Pre K tied with me.

[C]

All right, here's our last question, kids. Much like the Double down, Taco Bell had a big southern regional hit with this menu item. Replacing the traditional taco shell with crispy fried chicken and filling it with lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, and avocado ranch sauce.

[B]

Now, what you're asking for the. What the wrap was.

[E]

Oh, Joe.

[G]

Chicken wrap.

[C]

Incorrect.

[B]

Are you asking what the rapping DJ precut.

[E]

Was it the naked taco?

[C]

That's correct.

[B]

Oh, wow.

[C]

He won.

[E]

Wow.

[C]

Unbelievable.

[B]

That was a sea biscuit ending right there, man.

[E]

Right at the end.

[B]

Coming up on the final turn down the back stretch.

[E]

I know my fried chicken from half court.

[B]

Thank you, Joe. Try again later. 800, 800. 7 2, 3, 4 2.

[C]

What? Outside the paint, man.

[E]

We're doing a good job job of keeping people winning the merch there, John. Every time.

[D]

The whole idea.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Nice.

[C]

That was a lot of fun. That's the most fun. I'm gonna have this.

[B]

I don't know if Rob's got these hats up on the merch site at JCW show and we have an artist working on a whole new set of merch.

[D]

By the way, that's a cool hat though.

[C]

Thanks.

[D]

I like it.

[B]

I literally. I was wearing a gas monkey Sturges hat and I was noticed myself wearing it all the time in my stuff. I'm sitting them. I need to promote my own brand. But I liked his hat. Yeah. So I just told his lady, make me a hat just like you made for him. Give me one of those with my stuff on.

[C]

Great looking.

[B]

And then when it showed up, he's like, well, that's my hat. I'm like, no, now it's my hat.

[C]

It makes me want to talk to you like Kevin Bacon in JFK. Well, that's a good looking hat, Mr. Garrison.

[B]

So I stole Rollins's hat. Designer to design and design to design.

[D]

My hat from the down Dallas Police Department. That's exactly the logo from the Dallas Police Department.

[B]

Oh, everybody's stealing everything.

[D]

It says Dallas Police across the top and department across the bottom and has the star in the middle.

[B]

Well, star is not Texas.

[D]

It's not Texas, but it's a logo.

[B]

It's a How about the douche hat where it says Dallas upside down? What's that all about?

[E]

I don't know. Everybody's wearing that. I think it's a fraternity thing. Somebody started and goes back with.

[C]

Dallas has a for queen quiz. This hat here, though. Mr. G. They ever let me out of here, Come over and see you with that hat. That's a good looking hat. I might go so far as to say it's attractive.

[D]

What's wrong with you?

[B]

Hey. Our video from Barrett Jackson will be going up on our YouTube in 2 minutes or 1 minute if you will grab it. This sounds stupid, but it's so real. The more people that watch it in the beginning early, it really scores what YouTube is going to do and how much they're going to push it out for other people to look at it like changes the dynamics of how, you know, when you put a video out, you get 100 views or you put a video out and you get 500,000 views. That first, like 10 minutes is crazy important. Crazy important. Okay? So I appreciate y' all jumping on that. Even if you don't like it, just leave it on for a minute.

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The John Clay wolf show has been a presentation of givemetheven.com from the Westwood one radio network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf show.

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Locker out.