#53 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #53 (Aired February 12, 2026)

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Episode Overview

Main Theme:
This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show, fueled by GiveMeTheVIN.com, covers a wild range of topics in its signature irreverent style: road trip stories, the world of used cars, weed edibles and legalization, family life, summer vacations, wild radio and DJ voices, and observations about cultural shifts in cars and America—all with a dose of crude humor and listener call-ins.

Key Segments & Discussion Points

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Opening & Banter (00:43–04:12)

• Nostalgia & Family:
  The crew kicks off discussing Saturday mornings, Bobbo’s “empty nest” with his son away working at youth camp, and how the absence is hitting him.

  “I’m empty nesting for the first time in a really long time… My dogs won’t have anything to do with me anymore.” — Bobbo [02:14]

• Friendship on the Show:
  The group jokes about radio as the highlight of their social life.

  “I look forward to these Saturday mornings with my best of friends.” — Bobbo [02:23] “Sad that this is where your best friends are.” — Turley [02:29]

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Medical Anecdotes & Off-Color Humor (Catheter Stories) (02:52–07:10)

• Unfiltered Health Talk:
  John tells a graphic, comedic story about life with a catheter after a motorcycle accident.
  The explicit humor is vintage JCW style.

  “Look down there at your unit. Boy, look at that hole. And think about sticking a pencil in it.” — John Clay Wolfe [03:11] “What’s exciting is when you’re at a concert... Then I whip out this old piss stick… from my sheath on my leg. And you see people passing out.” — John Clay Wolfe [04:56]

• Kill Bill Reference:
  John makes a connection to “mind over bladder” via Kill Bill and Pai Mei’s training.

  “I was having to Pai Mei pee.” — John Clay Wolfe [06:27]

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Satirical Radio Skits: Fake DJs & Classic Rock Radio (08:32–10:12)

• DJ Impressions:
  The hosts riff on small-town radio and “fake voices,” poke fun at classic rock DJ tropes, and share radio stereotypes from Colorado.

  “Rockin’ my ass off in the back room at the Bear Cave...” — John Clay Wolfe, DJ voice [08:47]

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The Great Edible Adventure: Legal Weed Culture (10:25–17:10)

• Colorado Edibles & Safety:
  Turley talks about Colorado’s PSA: “Wait four hours” after an edible. The crew jokes about tourists getting too high.

  “When you eat edibles, you have to wait four hours before you eat another one.” — Turley [10:13]

• Personal Experiences—A cautionary tale:
  Charlie relays his first and only encounter with pot brownies, which turned into a fiery panic attack.

  “I had three [brownies]. And I was... paranoid, scared. It was awful.” — Charlie [13:16] “Have you ever been so high?” — John Clay Wolfe [13:32]

• On-air Debate: Is working stoned possible?
  Bobbo recalls a program director advocating for creative broadcasting while high.

  “Pal, there ain’t nothing I can’t do high better than I can do straight.” — Bobbo [14:52]

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Stoner Cars, Legalization, & The Changing South (16:44–20:44)

• Top 10 Stoner Cars:
  The hosts promise a top 10 list but mostly riff about cars associated with “the stoner vibe.”

• Weed Legalization Culture Shock:
  The team marvels at buying legal weed in Colorado alongside groceries and reflects on its cultural normalization versus the stigma in Texas.

  “I mean, really? You can walk in and buy dope... like buying beer.” — John Clay Wolfe [17:39]

• Crime Rates & Stereotypes Debunked:
  Turley and John discuss studies showing that crime rates in legal states may actually drop, and everyone jokes about the myth of the “fat stoner.”

  “There’s not one single fat person in Colorado. At least I didn’t see any.” — Turley [19:08]

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Used Cars, Market Value, and the GiveMeTheVIN Pitch (21:11–36:41)

• Taking Listener Calls:
  John fielded offers from callers on everything from Hummers to F-150s and Vipers, offering quippy, rapid-fire appraisals and explainer commentary on car values, often with a comedic twist.

• Bid Showdown—Can JCW Beat CarMax?
  Segment after segment is punctuated by the value proposition: if GiveMeTheVIN doesn’t beat your CarMax offer, you get $100.

  “I sent out four checks last week for $100… bought about 80 cars. Boom!” — John Clay Wolfe [35:24]

• Used Car Market Trends:
  There’s ongoing discussion about how the used car market is fluctuating, why certain cars are difficult to sell, and the economics of cars with high mileage or unique customizations.

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Family Life, Parenting & Relatable Dad Stories (56:37–61:26)

• Kids at Work:
  John describes solo parenting while his wife and most kids are in Europe, and details his 7-year-old son’s adorable and precocious antics at the office.

  “He’s answering the phone. People are hanging up on him. He’s seven... dad, I need to get a login. I want to buy some cars for real.” — John Clay Wolfe [60:34]

• Generational “Takeover” Gag:
  The classic radio trope:

  “When my dad's dead, I’m gonna be your boss.” — JCW quoting his son [59:36]

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Edibles & “Experiments” on Air: Would They or Wouldn’t They? (73:15–84:08 etc.)

• Running Gag – Getting Stoned on the Show:
  John tries (unsuccessfully) to get Bobbo and Charlie to eat a Colorado “Chiba Chew” edible live on-air. They collectively detail their hesitations, laugh about past bad trips, and speculate on what would happen—a meta, running joke about stoner culture intersecting with the constraints of live morning radio.

  “If we all eat one… what do you think would happen?” — John Clay Wolfe [80:07] “I'm not gonna do it because it's going to take two hours to hit and then I'm stuck here from noon to 5. I got stuff to do, man.” — Bobbo [73:40]

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More Listener Car Calls, Roadtrip Stories & Regional Humor

• Listener Calls: Used Car Appraisals:
  More offers, stories, and jokes about wild used vehicles, callers who “might be high,” and especially collector cars (Stingrays, Fox Body Mustangs, and more from the 70s–90s).

• South Padre & Vacation Antics:
  John, Charlie, and Turley share Fourth of July travel tales, from South Texas to Colorado fireworks, with stories about vacationing amid wealthy Mexican families, lost clothing, and the perils of brining children to beach condos.

  “Being on vacation with your family is like being in the ER with a girl you’ve been dating for a while.” — John Clay Wolfe [135:43]

• “Baby Day-Day” - The Wild Child:
  John speaks of his toddler son’s outrageous habit of tossing stuff out windows and referring to himself in the third person.

  “Baby Dayday needs to make Baby Dayday a sandwich now.” — John Clay Wolfe [138:47]

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Social Commentary, Immigration, and Labor (27:05–28:32)

• Immigration & Labor:
  John relays thoughts from his Uncle Roy, highlighting the labor market and shifting demographics in American manual work.

  “If they get rid of all them Mexicans, they ain’t gonna have nobody to work.” — John Clay Wolfe quoting Uncle Roy [27:31]

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The Dallas Shooting – Reflections & News (101:11–104:39, 148:53–150:44)

• Show of Respect:
  The show takes a solemn turn, noting their Dallas broadcast is off in honor of recent police shootings. They discuss the use of a police robot to neutralize the shooter—a “Terminator moment”—and the shifting facts of the situation as reported.

  “This is the worst thing that’s happened in Dallas, Texas since Kennedy, isn’t it?” — John Clay Wolfe [103:33]

• Public Service:
  No joking here, just respect and empathy for the families affected.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Catheters:
  “Nothing like a little catheter talk on a Saturday morning... Look at that hole and think about sticking a pencil in it.” — John Clay Wolfe [03:11]
• On Edibles:
  “I was paranoid, scared... I called a limousine to get home.” — Charlie [13:16]
• On Parenting:
  “When my dad’s dead, I’m gonna be your boss.” — John Clay Wolfe quoting his son [59:36]
• On Weed Legalization:
  “It’s legal, man. Peter Tosh sang about it. Bob Marley sang about it... And guess what? It’s legal, man.” — John Clay Wolfe [17:56]
• On Trusting a Stranger to Sell a Car:
  “If that guy's going to screw me, I need to reevaluate my entire life.” — JCW quoting a customer [122:32]
• On Family Vacations:
  “Being on vacation with your family is like being in the ER with a girl that you've been dating for a while.” — John Clay Wolfe [135:43]

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Important Segment Timestamps

| Topic | Timestamp | |---------------------------------------------------|-------------| | Nostalgia & Family Banter | 00:43–04:12 | | Catheter Talk (John’s story) | 02:52–07:10 | | Fake DJ Voices/Classic Rock Satire | 08:32–10:12 | | Colorado Edible PSA/Weed Culture | 10:25–17:10 | | Charlie’s Edibles Nightmare | 12:32–14:09 | | Used Car Appraisals/Listener Calls | 21:11–36:41 | | Parenting & Office Shenanigans (Nolan) | 56:37–61:26 | | The Edibles Challenge/Meta Radio Experiment | 73:15–84:08 | | Vacation & Family Life (Baby Dayday) | 136:07–139:32 | | Dallas Shooting Reflection & Robot News | 101:11–104:39, 148:53–150:44 | | “Dead Guy in Arkansas” Car Sale Story (Darkly comic) | 154:10–157:03 |

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Additional Features

• Top 10 Stoner Cars: Teased but mostly a springboard for weed/car culture jokes.
• Cars with “Boobs!”: JCW’s term for collectible/high-value or standout cars.
• Buying and selling etiquette: Focus on making things simple with GiveMeTheVIN.com, “as easy as doing it in your underwear.”
• Trust in Internet Car Deals: Real listener testimonials emphasize the central role of the radio show in building trust for unseen car transactions.

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Episode Tone

• Loose, Unfiltered, and Comedic:
  The show is full of off-color banter, wild stories, radio parodies, and satirical takes on everything from family vacations to minor surgery and marijuana legalization. While rooted in the “car talk” premise, the hosts veer regularly (and proudly) off-script.

• Honest, Relatable, and Sometimes Poignant:
  Despite joking about almost everything, there's genuine warmth in their family anecdotes and respect during more serious segments (Dallas shooting).

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If You Missed It…

This episode is all about rollicking, free-form talk radio with a Texas edge—cars, weed, family life, the changing face of America, and the realities (and wackiness) of buying and selling used cars. If you like irreverent, fast-paced morning shows that aren’t afraid to mix crude stories, pop culture, and sharp observation—this one’s for you.

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Listen or submit your vehicle at:
GiveMeTheVIN.com
“So easy you can do it in your underwear.”

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[Bobbo]

Ain't nothing like a Saturday morning, man. Makes me happy. It's just like when I was a kid, you know, My. My son has taken a job. He's off to youth camp. Yeah, he's been gone since like, early June.

[Charlie]

Camper is in a job?

[Bobbo]

Well, he's working at youth camp.

[Charlie]

Working. Okay.

[Turley]

Sounds like he sent him off to boot camp.

[Charlie]

Yeah, you will. Working camp doesn't sound like it's fun.

[Bobbo]

No, no, it's. I mean, it's Minnetonka Youth Camp. It's up in Clayton, Oklahoma.

[Turley]

What does he do, dig ditches or.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah, he.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he does a lot of weeding. Really, really dishwashing.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

So it's a slave kid.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You know, he makes mad he's just help at the camp. He's been gone since, you know, early June.

[Charlie]

It was his idea.

[Bobbo]

It was this court order. His youth director got him.

[Charlie]

Okay. All right.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

You got to keep an eye on these Baptist, man.

[Charlie]

They will put you youth directors that for something.

[Bobbo]

Youth director.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

He's his youth director at church, you know, probation officer.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Guy Mervyn. Very good guy. And he's there till August. Well, last week we were off on this show.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And he got an unexpected break, my son. So he came home on Friday afternoon.

[Charlie]

Oh, that's neat.

[Bobbo]

We hung around and shopped, man, and had a.

[Charlie]

That's cool.

[Bobbo]

Had a great time.

[Charlie]

Your kid takes time off even after you send him to prison camp, and he still comes to see you.

[Bobbo]

So Sunday afternoon he took off.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And he's gone. And my morale, just like plumber.

[Charlie]

Why you just. You missing that?

[Bobbo]

I'm just. I'm driving myself nuts in that house, man. My dogs won't have anything to do with me anymore. They know I'm not coming to feed them. They're like, oh, here comes dad. Dad's going to cry again.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah, that's.

[Bobbo]

I'm empty nesting for the first time in a really long time. You know, I live by myself for years.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I know.

[Charlie]

That's. What's funny is. Is you live by yourself forever and ever.

[Bobbo]

And that's why I look forward to these Saturday mornings with my best of friends.

[Charlie]

We miss you, too.

[Turley]

Sad that this is where you're your best friends.

[Charlie]

No, we're buddies. Well, I'm sorry you're feeling that way.

[Bobbo]

And now, ladies and gentlemen, Here we go. Heisman award winning defensive back J.D.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Ryan.

[Charlie]

Oh, dear Lord.

[Bobbo]

To tell you how you can get a catheter. No, that doesn't hurt as much. No, J.D.

[Charlie]

This is not, not accurate.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I used a catheter for a while.

[Bobbo]

Did you really?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

You know, it got to where you were looking forward to it. Oh, no, it got, it got opposite.

[Charlie]

No, it didn't.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

No, there was a. Not tripping Daisy. Because I hear tripping Daisy on the big head. Todd in the monsters.

[Charlie]

Oh, yeah, Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I go to a concert at the bomb factory and I was hurt real bad in a motorcycle break, right? I had to use a catheter for three, maybe four years. And they, they, they have these new ones that aren't a bag. Nothing like a little catheter talk on a Saturday morning. Started right. Look down there at your unit. Boy, look at that hole. And think about sticking a pencil in it. That'd make your skin crawl. And you wake up, nothing will.

[Charlie]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Or just take a straw out of the, out of the cupboard. Oh, it. Slide it in there and see if that puts a smile on your face.

[Charlie]

But anyway, somewhere there's some guy going.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yes, put a little, Put a little ky on a.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

On a cocktail straw.

[Charlie]

You can stop.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Don't get it stuck in there. It ain't my fault. Hey, you ever heard of the stories of the ER where they found the lizards in the guy's butt? All right, that's. We're gonna save that one for later.

[Charlie]

Great call. Good call. Look at that. Look at you. Who's the big boy?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Right? But I'm at the big head taco. So they make these catheters that you slide in, and at the end they have like a little horn, like a spray rig.

[Charlie]

Are you doing this?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

So they don't go in bags. You can walk up to a, To a pisser.

[Charlie]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And just slide it in.

[Charlie]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And you slide it all the way in.

[Charlie]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And then right there, you, you push it past that sphincter muscle in your bladder and then it just lets it free, Right? But what's, what's exciting is when you're at a concert and there's a row of guys, you know, everybody's kind of drunk.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And they're sitting there at the Pistols all lined up side beside, you know, and you kind of doing the, hey, I'm not looking at your junk deal. You're looking at the wall. Then I, I whip out this old piss stick. Foot longer, two and a half foot longer. It's not from my sheath on my leg. And they're like, you know, everybody that gets their attention.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Then you back off and hang on. Slide that sucker in.

[Turley]

Is it like a water hose? Just kind of.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah. Then once it crossed. Oh, wow. Yeah, man. Boy, I really needed to go. How about you guys?

[Caller/Guest]

Look.

[Turley]

What?

[Bobbo]

White boy.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

You see people passing out? I mean, they're like getting queasy and throwing up like I am right now.

[Charlie]

Like I am right now just thinking about it. It's awful.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

But that was one of the fun parts of having a catheter.

[Turley]

This is not a standup routine. This is actually what John went through.

[Bobbo]

Okay, folks, I'm going to be always looking for the sunny side.

[Charlie]

Sure, sure, John, sure. Is there any. Can I ask, is there numbing spray or anything?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

No, you don't need it. You get used to. You get used to. Got used to. Really became a non issue. Oh, and okay. The only way I got past it was I'd sit there and force myself to pee in like. I'm talking stupid. Remember Kill Bill?

[Charlie]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

When she was with Pai May?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And he was like, forcing her to do things, like, beyond her mind.

[Bobbo]

Little training.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah, sure. I was having to pie May pee.

[Caller/Guest]

Like.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Break this board and finally get a little bit out. And that went on for a long time. And I had finally built up to where I could actually pee without a Catherine. They said I never would.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Really? Yeah.

[Turley]

That was another thing they said they wouldn't happen.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Oh, yeah. Really?

[Charlie]

Wrong again.

[Turley]

You're determined on that one for sure.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Right.

[Turley]

Besides walking.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah. Instead of having to eat out of the bowl. Like in Kill Bill, where she was eating the rice right out of the bowl without her hands. You remember that scene?

[Bobbo]

Like dog.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah, you eat like dog. I had to pee in the bowl. Okay. Without chopsticks.

[Bobbo]

There's a life lesson in there. I think I really.

[Charlie]

Furthermore, I blame you, Bobbo.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

You started.

[Turley]

You are the one that started it. This was not on the run sheet. I'm looking. I don't see it on there.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Turley]

No catheter talk.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

No, I was late. What was going on?

[Charlie]

You. Nothing. Catheter chat. Good morning on a pretty Saturday morning.

[Bobbo]

Hey, it's Johnny beach, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Johnny beach and Cindy Schnapper.

[Bobbo]

Good morning, Johnny. What's going on?

[Charlie]

Good morning. It's just a happy day. Traffic's pretty snappy, isn't it?

[Bobbo]

It's your old girl Friday, Cindy Snapper.

[Charlie]

Hi, Sandy. Good morning. You smell, I don't know, like tuna fish.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

You know, Cindy you still remember back in high school and they used to call you gonorrhea britches?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah, sure.

[Bobbo]

That was true, though. Not something I could sue them for. Now.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Did you ever shake that purple haze that you had over your head?

[Bobbo]

I just like the guys nice to guys sometimes. Look at Sunday morning.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

She was that girl back in high school, said, man, if you're gonna be with her, you better wear two rubbers, man.

[Bobbo]

That's why I quit going to church, man, because I got saved. Baptism. I got it all over the baptismal font. They won't let me in the Episcopal church anymore.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Good Lord.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, they're all mad at me.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

What did you do on the baptismal fountain?

[Bobbo]

I've got like. I gotta wear the letter A when I come in there.

[Caller/Guest]

All right.

[Bobbo]

For attic, he gave me a scarlet letter.

[Turley]

This is funny, hearing these fake DJ voices because traveling up to Colorado, right, there's stations, small stations. Oh, they still do it some that we're on. Yeah, right now.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Wait, we're not on the bear yet. It was the bear. It was the bear.

[Bobbo]

It was the bear, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Hey, man, this is Keith Vaugh, rocking my ass off in the back room at the Bear Cave. Coming at you over the bear waves.

[Turley]

Oh, I.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[Turley]

Oh, there he is. It's Keith Vaughn, everybody.

[Bobbo]

Coming to you live. And next we're going to talk about.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

That Zeppelin over modulated.

[Bobbo]

Then we're going to play some Steely Dan, a band based on a statue in New York Central park on the Bond show. All right.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Thank God he's not listed right now. He'd have a stroke. He takes it seriously.

[Bobbo]

He does.

[Turley]

Well, you know, he's got a great voice. He doesn't need to over modulate it, though.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I don't think he is.

[Turley]

Okay. Sorry.

[Charlie]

If you saw him in person, he sounded the same way.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Well, and then.

[Turley]

And then. Then in Colorado, it gets more just like, hey, man, you're listening to the Pee.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

By the time you get like past the planes and your buzz is kicking in, then the DJ change.

[Turley]

Oh, it does. It's exactly right. Longer songs.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It's the.

[Turley]

It's the. The B side of albums. I mean, totally different.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

You're listening to KOO here in Loveland, Colorado. Colorado, Be safe this weekend. Be natural. Don't get a hold of any of those funny Tootsie Rolls, man. And if you do be safe, they.

[Turley]

Have an ad that seriously plays. Remember, wait four hours. And that's it. Just remember, wait four hours.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

You're like, what do you.

[Turley]

What are they talking about what are they talking about? When you eat edibles, you have to wait four hours before you eat another one. It's like a public service announcement they have, and it's playing on the radio.

[Charlie]

Coming out. Edibles psa.

[Turley]

Yes. They seriously have.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Remember, here in Colorado, if you're going to get real baked and screwed up, be a drug add. Wait forever, peace, love like a.

[Charlie]

Like a brownie.

[Turley]

Yes.

[Charlie]

Yo, you can only have one one for four hours.

[Turley]

Yeah, because apparently some people just like gorge and they go crazy.

[Charlie]

They're saying that. They're saying visitors to Colorado or going to the hospital a lot more than the locals.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Hey, Charlie, I hate to pee on your parade through my catheter, but don't we have a clock?

[Turley]

We do have a clock and we're good still.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800-800-Radio is our call in number. Yes, we still do. Buy your cars on the air this Saturday morning. Right now, we are live. It is the weekend after 4th of July. Last weekend was a fake, though, and some of y' all fell for it.

[Bobbo]

Hey, man, I tried to catch the podcast last week. Did that not go up?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Probably not. It was a fake. It was just a. It was. It was a pre record of other.

[Bobbo]

Shows, best of shows.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Hey, our old Lindy boy, he was listening last week because it was a weekend and he thought it was live really up and.

[Turley]

Yeah, that's good that we fooled actual program directors.

[Charlie]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

We fooled everybody because the call volume was as high as ever.

[Bobbo]

Was it really?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And the lead customer volume, everything. But we never do best. We never do pre records. So we had so much material to cut it out of, it was fine. However, since we've been chained for saying bad things on the radio, it limited what we could play. Yeah, it limited our selection. It was like two thirds of our set list was cut down. No, I mean, we don't.

[Bobbo]

We don't do anything like dirty or anything.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

No, but we're in a PC world, dog. Remember, wait four hours before you say something non PC. That's exactly right.

[Charlie]

And we've said Catherine, this hour, so we're done for the day.

[Bobbo]

Is that that old Prince song?

[Charlie]

Yes, exactly what that is.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Baba, have you ever had any edibles?

[Bobbo]

I don't believe I had.

[Charlie]

I have. I went to a party and I'm glad you brought this up because I went to a party and I'd never done this before, and somebody brought some brownies and they said, Here, have a brownie. So I had a brownie, right? Because I know, you know, I don't know any better.

[Bobbo]

So I have one.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Did. You're a fat bastard and you're hungry.

[Charlie]

I'm hungry. No. I knew what was in him.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I'm so hungry. I'm horny, too, but I can't get that. But I can't eat that.

[Charlie]

By the guy that brought them. By the guy that brought them. I knew what was in them. So I took one. I went, well, he must not put much in them because there's no reaction. Like 30, 40 minutes later, I'm thinking, if I have a cocktail, I'm buzzed by 10, five minutes, you know nothing. So 30 minutes goes by, I have another one. 30 minutes goes by, I have Another one.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

You had three.

[Charlie]

I had three. And I was. I was paranoid, scared. I called limousine. I called limousine to get home. That limousine took an hour and a half to go from that guy's house to the end of the street. It seemed like it's just like this slow time, just. Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Have you ever been so high?

[Charlie]

Never in my life. I never want to be that way again. It was awful. It was terrible.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

You've stood on top of the highest mountain in the highest land, and you've.

[Charlie]

Never been that high. It was so terrible. I hated every second of. And I couldn't shake it. I kept walking, trying to walk it off, trying to shake it off.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

You're shake the high. Did you try to pray the high out?

[Charlie]

I prayed the high out. I tried everything.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Dear Jesus, just bring me down. I won't do this again.

[Charlie]

It was the worst ever.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It wasn't a good high.

[Charlie]

Oh, God, no. Oh, no, no, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I've been. I've been that high.

[Charlie]

You start high. Getting high. You go, okay, that's good. That's a nice little right there. And it needs to stop. And then it don't stop.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I've been scared high.

[Charlie]

That's where I was. I was scared.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I was in college. I was like, you know, you're like, man, I'm. I'm too high.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I'm too high.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I need. I need to do something about it.

[Charlie]

Yeah. I was walking the streets.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Don't need to eat something.

[Turley]

I had a friend who got so high that his wife took him out in the backyard and hosed him down with him. He was freaking out. He thought the ground was melting and stuff. So she hosed him down in his underwear. He said he remembered it. Yeah, just pop.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

This is Babo. Do you have you been doing the radio back in your day? Baked.

[Bobbo]

That's what my program director taught me to do.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

So are you better baked or straight?

[Bobbo]

Well, I thought he was crazy but he used to say pal, there ain't nothing I can't do. How better than I can do straight? It don't make no difference, pal.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Pal.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

We'd stand at the back door there at the. At my biggest career juncture of my life.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

All right, you gonna play a spot? 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. GiveMeTheEven.com is who we are powered by. Sell us your car is the message. And if we don't beat carmax we owe you Hunsky dog. Nobody likes selling their car. It's easy. You can do it from your underwear. @givemetheven.com we're not low ballers. We buy hundred thousand dollar cars. Twenty thousand dollar truck. Givemetheven.com you can do it straight from your mobile phone. We will email you an offer. We will come to you and pick it up. We'll pay off your payoff or give you a check. GiveMeTheEven.com we beat CarMax offers every time. If we don't beat your Carma, we'll send you a check for $100.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Hey Charlie.

[Charlie]

Great.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Let me, let me, let me, let me. You and you're screwing with my Jesus here.

[Charlie]

Why I love this.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I. I love John Den.

[Charlie]

What version is that?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

This is the wrong version. And that's why he doesn't need to be playing it if you're gonna play Rocky Mountain high which is acoustic version. Very good.

[Charlie]

Great little spin. I heard it.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I mean it's. I haven't had my edibles this morning.

[Charlie]

This goes in line with the top 10 today. Our top 10 list is the top 10 stoner cars. Then some good ones, some unusual ones made the list.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Charlie, are you still on your Rocky Mountain High?

[Turley]

I don't know. I might be. I haven't figured that out yet.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Do you love it?

[Charlie]

Did you buy any legal fruit of the land?

[Turley]

Yes, it's legal there.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Did you mule any goods home?

[Turley]

Man, I don't know what you're talking about.

[Charlie]

Let me ask because I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Packs hanging up. We wearing two backpacks or one now.

[Charlie]

Can you and a fanny as a non resident can you buy it or you had to borrow?

[Turley]

You can but you can't buy as much as residents can.

[Charlie]

How much is enough? How much do you buy?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I don't know.

[Turley]

Is enough? I don't know.

[Charlie]

Can you buy?

[Turley]

Well, a resident can buy up to 300 worth.

[Charlie]

Okay, how much is that? Is that.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

No.

[Turley]

Well, it depends on what you're getting.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It's really. Exactly. Edibles or like it's all top secret. I mean, this is a. You don't know. 711 in Colorado.

[Charlie]

Really? 7 11?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I mean, really? You can walk in and buy dope, right? Just like this is no different than a conversation of us going in and buying beer.

[Charlie]

Beer. I got it. And I said this for years. Yeah, I just.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

But down here it's still. It's still. Hahaha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Charlie]

It's so silly.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It's legal, man. It's that Peter Tosh sang about it. Bob Marley sang about it. They wanted everybody to legalize it. And guess what? It's legal, man.

[Turley]

And the thing is, if you don't know if people are stoned, you just. You're kind of like trying to read them. Like, okay, is that guy stoned or not? Or just happy?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

That sounds like everybody.

[Turley]

Well, because everybody's so happy and just they're. They could be just selling hot dogs on the corner. They're loving doing that.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Those guys were baked back when I was a kid and they were wearing those high socks and roller skates.

[Turley]

That's still going on.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Weird.

[Charlie]

We've had some time to deal with this.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

You think those guys get laid a lot?

[Charlie]

Did the crime rate go up? Did.

[Turley]

No, it went down. It's actually down.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay, you're asking a stoner hippie, did it go up or down? And what's he. Oh, man.

[Turley]

Do a Google search.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Actually, we've been studying this in my wife's focus group, man, and it's gone way down.

[Charlie]

Okay, I'll Google it, but focus group.

[Turley]

420 every day car accidents.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Do we know car accidents are down, man?

[Bobbo]

Crime of eating five bags of Doritos.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Being fat is down.

[Turley]

You know what? There is not one single fat person in Colorado. At least I didn't see any.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

That's right.

[Turley]

I mean, you stand out if you're a little heavy in Colorado.

[Bobbo]

So how much for an oz in Colorado?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I mean, answer the question. You're the one at the Damn. At the bakery.

[Turley]

I was looking at the bakery. I was looking at the goods. I didn't look at the actual, like, ounce. And how much for. Because I don't want to carry it around in the car with a kid. Come on now. Hey daddy, what's that skunk smell? I don't want. No, it's too early for that.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Kids are happier, man, in the studies.

[Charlie]

And Bobble used to work with a guy that was kind of into it.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, well you know what? I was a clean jelly bean, JD until I was about 19 years old. I was like Alex P. Keaton.

[Charlie]

Okay, okay.

[Bobbo]

I was a clean before.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

After the shakes before and I. I.

[Bobbo]

Got to Wichita falls down. I was a 1920 year old doing 1920 year old things. And I got a job at a big radio station. Big to me. Hundred thousand watt country station, right? And the program director, after about six weeks comes up and says, hey pal, here we go. You get high.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Sounds like a big K cowboy.

[Charlie]

What'd he say?

[Bobbo]

I said, well, you know, not really.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

JD Wants to hear it again.

[Bobbo]

Hey pal, you get high?

[Charlie]

This is your boss.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Is this, is this where they came up with the lines from the out of Daisy and confused?

[Bobbo]

And I said no man, I don't really know anybody up here. I just moved here, you know. He goes, well let me tell you, he's cool.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

You ever seen a big gay cowboys wiener?

[Bobbo]

Jesse's cool, Travis is cool and I'm cool.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And that's it.

[Charlie]

That's it.

[Bobbo]

And you if you want to be cool. But don't never tell on none of us.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It's real.

[Bobbo]

Cause me and Jesse went to see Alabama with Dan Baker. Toked up with Jay. He told Sam, we'd like to got fired. Pal, If you ever want to buy some, I can get you like a quarter pound for 350. You break that into 15 quarter ounces, sell it to your friends, you make 450.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And that was the beginning of Babo's radio career. And that's actually exactly what he did for the next 10 years.

[Bobbo]

Keep two for yourself.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

07 Dodge Ram.

[Charlie]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

God. Rodney, is the caller up? Rodney? Rodney Arbor. Did we.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, that's me.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

There you are. Hey pal. Pal.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey man, I tell you what that is. That is too much. $350.

[Bobbo]

Golly, that's back in the 1990s.

[Charlie]

You get high. Rally.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes sir.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

07 Dodge Ram. Half ton V6 cylinder with 86. That's pretty low miles for an 07. Where's this thing been sitting there?

[Caller/Guest]

And I also, also, it comes with standard 17s. I got those off and I put 20 inch on there and I got new 20 inch all terrains on there.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Now are the 20s like the Dodge factory 20s or some.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh no sir. I got the factory Dodge chrome rim. The 20 inch chrome rim. That. That is the Dodge.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

No, I like that. No. So that helps it. That's better. Them Yakamichi Chinese knockoff Kim Sung Yung bs. I don't need no communist wheels on my American truck. Who the hell do you think I am? Damn commie. Is it automatic also? Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

No sir. No sir. It's standard.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Because you know how to drive. Most people can't even drive a damn stick. Bunches nothing. Steers and queers up there in Oklahoma. That's why they got automatics.

[Caller/Guest]

That's right.

[Bobbo]

You ever smoke any hooch in that Dodge?

[Charlie]

Hey John, pal, you cool?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I'm cool.

[Charlie]

You smoke? Nope.

[Caller/Guest]

Man, I am real cool.

[Charlie]

Stop it.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Oh, is the paint. Is the. Is the paint fading off of this thing, sir? Is the paint fading off of this thing? Is the paint, sir?

[Caller/Guest]

Honestly, it's got two little scratches like. Like brush scratches from the brush or whatever going in and out of my property line. But that's about it. The only. The good thing is I got a multimedia system inside of it with touch screen and it's got a. Since a 6 inch deck and it has the. The system where you can. I guess it's called bluetooth.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

My ignorance. 07 Dodge. Are you sure this is an 07 Dodge? Half ton regular cab, V6 with a stick?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes sir.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Man, Rodney, you're so full of it, Dan. You're. You're telling stories. Just telling stories.

[Caller/Guest]

You didn't sound like my ex wife.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Do this. Go to givemetheven.com and show me. Because most of these trucks are sold, they've got that like. Did you ever see the space shuttle after it came back into the atmosphere? The times it didn't crash and it's.

[Caller/Guest]

Got like a cross eyed midget.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah, it's got. It's got that re entry burn all over it. And these old Dodge trucks are bad about re entry burn when the sun's been on them for 10 years.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And so I need to see. I need to see pictures of this pearl. Give me the vin.com. you load it up. Okay. Kyle, Good morning.

[Turley]

You're on there.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I got 40 seconds. 03 Hummer.

[Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

H2 with 20000 miles. It says Carmax. You want me to beat your Carmax offer? What did Carmax offer you? They offered me 15 grand on a 03H2 with 20. So this is the full size hammer. Okay. When was that?

[Caller/Guest]

You know what it was? I guess back Wednesday. Tuesday or Wednesday.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I normally can't just pop fly. Carmax this bad, make them look stupid. But I can give you 19 grand, man. If you got a 03 Hummer H2 with 20,000 miles, I'm buying that.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, this is. This is a nice car. I need 20 grand. Can you go?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I probably can do 20 grand. You got a real car? If you got a 03 Hummer with 20. Yes. Go to givemetheven.com. give me the vi n dot com. Load it up. Say, Wolf, hit me 19 to 20 on the air. 20 buys it. Let me know if you bought it or not and we'll damn sure buy it if it's nice.

[Caller/Guest]

Sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Thanks. 800. 800 radio. Just go to. Give me the vi.com. my name is John Clay Wolf.

[Turley]

Be right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

This is a song I could just sit here and listen to. This is a version I could. Is this a good version?

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Do they start jamming? Do they just hold. Bob, you know the words to this?

[Turley]

Sir?

[Bobbo]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Really? Twirly to you?

[Turley]

Not all of them.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Now this is a jamminess. JD didn't even know who it is.

[Charlie]

I have no clue.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It's hero of the day acoustic.

[Charlie]

Oh, of course. Who? I like it.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It's Metallica. Oh, really? Yeah, really. Really.

[Turley]

This is a live version with an orchestra and all.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Wow. When the fan lands.

[Turley]

That's a little bit heavier version. Yes, there is that version.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I'll play that later. All right. So now what do you harsh now? Now what do we do?

[Charlie]

Now what do we do?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Bob, what do we do? You're the professional. I'm just here.

[Bobbo]

Are you asking me?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Give the phone number out first.

[Bobbo]

Right now. Legalize casino gambling and marijuana sales in the state of Texas.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

What about immigration?

[Bobbo]

What about immigration?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

What do we do about immigration? Do we build a wall?

[Bobbo]

What seems to be the problem? You want to mow your own grass?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I sat down and had pizza with Uncle Roy last night. Did you really? Yeah, we went to Mama's after work.

[Turley]

Oh, nice.

[Bobbo]

And what does he want to do about immigration?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

He says just what you said. And Uncle Roy is a 60 something year old black man from Magnolia, Mississippi, right? He said they get rid of all them Mexicans, they ain't gonna have nobody to work. He said, I. When I was raised up here, we were the ones working. Now we sorry and we figured out how to screw the government. But the illegal Mexicans can't screw the government because they ain't legal yet, and that's why they're the only ones working. Back in the day, it was the black folks working. The Mexicans weren't here. He speaks a lot of truth.

[Charlie]

I'm offended that he's saying white men don't work.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

No, no, no, no, no. He's not saying.

[Charlie]

That's what I heard.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

No, he's just the. The.

[Bobbo]

How do you say, you show me a white man?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

You show me it.

[Bobbo]

No, I know it's older than the age of 19 doing any roofing and.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

You'Ll be right that lives within a metropolitan area. Yeah, country boy. Still got it.

[Charlie]

Okay, I agree with you.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah, it's true.

[Charlie]

It's just I was trying to play the other side of the coin to start an argument or discussion. It's called talk radio.

[Turley]

That's how it works.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay.

[Turley]

Thank you, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

You'Re welcome. Well, I don't know, J.D.

[Charlie]

I don't know. I don't think it'll ever take off.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

1996 F150 with 130.

[Turley]

That's good.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Miles, it's a 96, dude.

[Turley]

Is it a lightning?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I don't think they made him in 96, did they?

[Turley]

95.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah, put him on hold. Don't. Don't waste your time putting this in the computer. Chris. Is this a lightning? They didn't make a Lightning in 96, did they?

[Caller/Guest]

No, it's not a Lightning. It's XLT extended cab. Two wheel drive, 5.0 V8 automatic.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

But that's the last year of the old body style. So it's old, old, old, old body style. What do you want for it?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, it's a box body style. I mean, I was looking for five. It's really clean, actually. The paint's really good. It's got a couple scratches.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Five. What?

[Caller/Guest]

Five grand even. I'm the third owner.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Have you been listening to us talk about edibles and things this morning, or did you just turn it tune in?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah, but they made me turn off my radio to get on the phone.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay, because you're high as hell.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It just kicked in for you. You just called. Cool, man. You're real cool. I mean, you're so big with this truck. You. You took this truck and put it on top of Ajax Mountain, Aspen, Colorado, and watching it tippy top in your brain. Five. When you. When you said five, I said five. What? I knew you were going to say thousand. And I'm thinking 100. 500. I know we're we're going to miss each other on this one, dog. But peace out. Still friends for life. 420, 800, 800, 7234.

[Bobbo]

It's 20 year old truck.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It's not, it's not bad. I'm two, five. I mean if it's nice. What's that car with two grand? 1500. It's an old ass body style. I mean like when you're looking at it, you're like, is this a 78, an 88 or a 98? You can't tell. It is so old.

[Bobbo]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Grandpa wouldn't drive that thing.

[Bobbo]

This truck was new when I was 26.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

You were conceived in that rig, dude. Lord of mighty, did you hear me? You were con. If you're driving a car that you could have been conceived in and you're under the age of 25, it ain't worth nothing.

[Charlie]

Jeff Foxworthy bit if you're driving a car that you might have been conceived in, you might be a redneck.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. I think we, we got about it. There's a dealership, a Chevy dealership in Oklahoma. Oklahoma. Carter Chevrolet. And we bought a, we gave customer 42,000 for a GMC pickup. I think we got to pick that up there today. We're doing an in and out with them at Carter Chevrolet in Oklahoma.

[Turley]

Are you just reminding Carter Chevrolet that this is an in and out deal?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah, I am reminding Carter Chevrolet this is in and out deal. I'm reminding Carter Chevrolet that I am on the radio and if they'd want a welch on the deal, which I know that they're not because they're good people, that I could tell the other side of the story next Saturday morning right here on the John Clayville Show.

[Bobbo]

And now, you know, there you go, the rest of the story.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Because I have a feeling that somebody's getting the high speed wobbles. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

42K, man.

[Charlie]

High speed wobble.

[Bobbo]

It's got to be a nice truck.

[Charlie]

I love that you get a high speed wobble.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It has not gone into full blown tank slappers yet, but I feel the high speed wobbles coming. And Jacob Browning is a good guy and he's the customer from Oklahoma City and he knows all about it because he used the givemetheven.com bid to get everybody up a lot. But what happens is when you get the dealerships up a lot on their bid, they, they should be happy.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

That you helped secure their deal. But sometimes they're mad that you. No, no, no gay thing intended. Queer their deal. Queer.

[Charlie]

They understand.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And. And when you're doing your business with the guys for the first time, sure, sometimes that they want to. They want to go right into the. You queered my deal.

[Charlie]

Testing the water.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Sticking your big toe in. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Who this be?

[Caller/Guest]

My name is Joseph.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Hey, Joseph. What you got? How you doing? I'm good.

[Caller/Guest]

I got a 01 GMC 1500 single cab.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Is it a nice one or like a work truck?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, it's a work truck.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah. See, those older trucks are worth something when they're the sweetheart city slickers. But the work trucks, I've got to see pictures of it. No doubt, because the work truck, there's just too much variable in a truck that's got that much age on it. How many miles are on it?

[Caller/Guest]

It's got 127,086 miles.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

The miles are not that bad, but. So go to givemetheven.com, load the VIN number in the miles and push two pictures to me and I'll get you a bid immediately. I'll email you an offer.

[Caller/Guest]

I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Who this be next? You there. Hey, James.

[Bobbo]

Hey, James. You cool?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Speak up a little, James. What you got?

[Caller/Guest]

I got a 13 Ford Explorer XLT.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Does it have a third row seat?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Sunroof.

[Caller/Guest]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Does it have a sunroof or leather?

[Caller/Guest]

Leather. No surgery.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

What color?

[Caller/Guest]

It's black.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Two wheel drive or four. Four cylinder or six? Four. Really?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Most of them aren't. Okay. That's why I'm selling it. Thirteen. How many miles?

[Caller/Guest]

Just over 70,000.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay, 70,000 miles. I get 17. 17.

[Bobbo]

$17,000.

[Caller/Guest]

17,000.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yep.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. I got a better offer from carmax.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Oh, you're lucky. Okay. What is it?

[Caller/Guest]

18 two, I think.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Well, they bid an even 500, so it's not 18. Two.

[Caller/Guest]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I mean, 98% of the time they bid even 500s. 18. 18. 5. 17. 5. 17 grand. But let's do this. Can you take a picture of that offer letter and text it to me?

[Caller/Guest]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And if I don't beat it, guess what? I owe you.

[Turley]

So where does he do now?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I sent out four checks last week for 100 bones. Yeah. But also bought about 80 cars. Boom. That beat him. And I'd be glad to pay out 400 in ouchie fees and get to buy the rest of them. So go to givemetheven.com givemethevin.com and load it up and just say, hey wolf, hit this at 17:5 on the radio. CarMax said 18:2. Here's a picture of the offer letter. Beat it or send me my 100 bucks. And we absolutely will. No question about it.

[Caller/Guest]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Either way, if you go to givemetheven.com you are going to make money. You're gonna get a hundred dollar check overnighted from us or you're gonna get more money. On the memo, I was signing checks in there. On the memo it said couldn't beat CarMax offer. And I was like, hey gals, if I'm just giving this guy a hundred dollars, how about make that a positive? Yeah, like why don't you just write big fat loser across the bottom? What do you honestly say? Thanks for the opportunity to tell a friend.

[Charlie]

Right, There you go.

[Bobbo]

Be a lot cooler, man.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

A lot cooler. Marketing 101 couldn't beat it. I'm a loser. Well, the market's been adjusting. The, the used car market's been adjusting quickly. So there's, there's some unstable waters in the time of the year. Yes, it's just July.

[Turley]

The new ones, it's coming out.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah, the new ones are coming out. So this is an iffy time here. So a lot of people's opinions are very different. Dealerships, CarMax. My opinions are different. So they have some higher opinions than I in some cases. And you know, and, and when I, when I don't beat a CarMax offer, I'm like, I feel like they really screwed up.

[Charlie]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Because I'll like take their small screw up and still beat it.

[Charlie]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah. Just because I'm that arrogant. But, but when I don't, when I pass on one, I'm just like man, they're way off. Yeah. I'm like, dude, I'd give you five hundred for this one. I don't want. This is a three thousand dollar loser, John. 04 Chevy Silverado. It says hybrid. They didn't make a hybrid. No. 4. What, what did you mean to tell her?

[Caller/Guest]

No, it's a 2010.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay, well, dislikes. He's a bitch.

[Caller/Guest]

Chevy Silverado hybrid.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Is it a four door or a. Oh, I got 30 seconds left. Hey. 136, 000 miles is a 10. It's probably $10,000. 9, 10, 11,000. Give me the vi n. Givemethe vin.com. load it up and we'll email you an offer. I'm at, I'm at a timer. I do it right now. I've got 17 seconds before we go to break. Hey, where are you calling from?

[Caller/Guest]

Humble.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Humble. Okay. Have you. What have you just tuned in this morning? You've been riding along with us all for the past hour.

[Caller/Guest]

I've heard you a few times. I heard y' all a few times on the radio, but this is the first time I've actually listened to the whole thing. And it's crack me up this time.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Oh, good. Well, 420, man.

[Caller/Guest]

Hell yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

See y' all in a minute. Givemetheven.com is so good. People think it's too good to be true. I've been doing this 22 years and it's been a while to figure it out, but yes, it is that good. Go to givemethevin.com sell me your car. I will put you on the money. Everybody wants me to put them on the money. Well, now I have a website that will put you right on the money. Live the bullets live [e-mail] givemethevin.com sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Givemethevin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Morning, everyone. Happy weekend after fourth of July. Morning. It's trippin Daisy and me. Who's tripping daisy? Forget it, Christy. 01 Dodge Viper, 26,000 miles. What's up, girlfriend? Yeah, baby.

[Charlie]

Parker.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Girlfriend. What's up, girlfriend got a Viper. Who's Viper? Is it your old man's or is it yours?

[Caller/Guest]

It is his, but he's also selling it.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

So are you. How long are y' all married?

[Caller/Guest]

We are, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Did he get caught with a younger woman in it and you're selling it for him?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, no, absolutely not. He. He wants that Skyline.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

A what?

[Caller/Guest]

Skyline.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Skyline. What's the Skyline?

[Caller/Guest]

Nissan.

[Charlie]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

How long have y' all had this car?

[Caller/Guest]

Five years.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Is it the convertible or the hard top?

[Caller/Guest]

Hard top.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay, Miles, one more time.

[Caller/Guest]

26,000.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

What color? Red or black or silver?

[Charlie]

Sorry.

[Caller/Guest]

It's not blue. We had a blue one. It's yellow with black stripe.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It's an 01 Viper 2 door GTS coupe. You said it's yellow with black stripes.

[Caller/Guest]

Yellow with black.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Are the black stripes, are they painted on or stripe or sticker? Done.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, they're painted.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay. 30, 30, 30, 30, 30,. 30, 30, 30, 30. $30,000 is what I'm thinking.

[Caller/Guest]

I don't know. This is an RSI race car.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I don't want a raced car. I want a street car that's like stock.

[Caller/Guest]

It's completely street legal. It's got RSI race cylinder heads, ported intake and exhaust. It's got side exhaust.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Does it come with a mechanic?

[Caller/Guest]

No, but it runs perfectly. News.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Let's do this.

[Turley]

Go to.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Can you go to givemetheven.com? send me a couple pictures, and in the info box, lay out all the motorhead gear stuff in there so I can think about it when I'm off the air because there's too much. You're. You're. I feel like I'm at the end of a fire hose. I'm getting too much information. I got a pretty girl, a yellow vet with a yellow Viper with no miles. You sound like you're. You're 30 or 25, and you might be 50. You're kind of like the car, you know, you're. You've got low miles on you. I can hear it in your voice. And then all this aftermarket mods and maybe boob job, and I'm just confused.

[Turley]

She might be wearing Daisy Dukes right now with a rag that's hanging out.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I need to look at this on paper.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I gotta wash it. You know, that's the outfit.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Well, take pictures of YouTube. I mean, if y' all are like that, you take it as far as you want to go. You will not offend me. No, Christine, I will not be offended. You're looking to get 38. Well, send me your measurements, your pictures, your car, your vin, what you want, what you'll take, what you might take, what you like to drink. You want some edibles? Turley will send them to you. He muled a bunch home from Colorado. I mean, we're. We're partiers, man. We're here for you. Just go to givemetheven.com and load it up. 800, 800. 7 2, 3, 4.

[Charlie]

Wash it in a bikini.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

800, 800. Rating Mike Jenkins. 11 Ram, half ton cloth, 87,000 miles. Is it a crew cab or quad?

[Caller/Guest]

It's a quad.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Small back door, small wheels, big engine or small engine?

[Caller/Guest]

Small V8. The 4 7.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It's 10,000. That's what I think.

[Caller/Guest]

10,000.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I need to look at it, though. Can you go to givemetheven.com? push me some pictures and a VIN number?

[Caller/Guest]

I definitely can.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Thanks, Mike.

[Bobbo]

What was that sound you just made?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I don't know, man. I'm just making up sounds, man.

[Bobbo]

I think it's bad on John Clay Wolf right there.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[Turley]

He's still distracted by that girl, man.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I think we need to bring Cheech and Chong sound back.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Be a motivated seller, baby.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

69 Vet stingray convertible.

[Turley]

42 Cheech and Chong.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

69 Cheech and Chong vid cars. Amen. Amen. What you driving is that thing? Lord, you got some chilos on it, Brian.

[Bobbo]

Wow, this van is hot, man. Brian, it's gonna be like. Oh, no. Oh, wow.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It's got like side pipes and stuff. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I really like the dingle ball.

[Caller/Guest]

It's not the one with the side pipes. It's. It's all completely original. Comes with the matching hard top.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I've had one of these, man. Does this thing have air?

[Caller/Guest]

Does have factory Corvette ac?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Is it a stick or a matic, man?

[Caller/Guest]

It is an automatic.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

What color should be?

[Caller/Guest]

It's. I forget what color green it is, but it's like that force metallic green.

[Bobbo]

I played with those dudes, man.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Well, is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it like 10 to 15 grand? No.

[Caller/Guest]

Probably. Nice. It's all original. Original paint. It's a one day a week drive car. Car hadn't been driven in a couple years, Just been in storage.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

But it's a Stinger, man. It's not that a new body. It's that body style. That body style is not jumping the rope yet. Is that 42,000 original miles?

[Caller/Guest]

It's. It's 100 original car.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

What will you take for it?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I'd have to think about it, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

All right, well, think about it, man. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800. 800, 7, 2, 3, 4, 800. He's getting wily with me, man. That's too much info too fast. I'm still thinking about the hot chick with the Viper.

[Turley]

She was just sound like she had just grease on her face, too. Like she's just working on that, wrenching that car, that motor right now.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Turley, you look like you're jerking your chain there, man, when you're doing that washing the car. You know, Turley, there's two kind of liars in this world, man. There's those who said they stopped jerking, choking their chicken. And those who say they never started.

[Bobbo]

And what did she say? They're trying to buy, man?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

A.

[Bobbo]

A Skyliner.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

There ain't no Skyliner. What is that, a gtr? Yeah. I thought you said a sky lane, man. Like a Cessna. Like they're going to fly. Y' all ever seen the movie Blow. You fly into Matamorus and you tell the. The homo. The. I can't. I almost said bad words left and right. My Spanish is so poor. You tell the hombres. You don't remember Blow. The movie. Yes. When it's a great movie. They stole the airplane, they flew into Mexico. He's like mota. And he was giving him just like, pounds. Barrels full of weed, really. And he's flying at home. George Young, best movie ever made. And that's what I do for a living. Not.

[Turley]

Not pot.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

No. But I don't do pot by fly into these small markets circuits in my airplane, Right.

[Charlie]

The motor.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And I got all my transports behind me. We load up all the motor and haul it back to Dallas, Boston, Judge. It's been doing it for 20 years, man. Years, dude. I'm a distributor. I just make a neck around here. We go quarter around. A lot of times somebody's actually just.

[Turley]

Tuning in for the first time.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Wait, just let them go.

[Charlie]

What is this?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Hold on now. Eight of it. Bob's got a dope report for us coming up a little later.

[Bobbo]

Good Saturday morning, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Man, if I ain't, I'm coming off of a holiday buzz. I don't know who is. I'm in a pretty good mood, so you win.

[Charlie]

Talk about where they went. Michael went to Colorado. Got high.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah, well, more than that, but. Yeah, more than high.

[Charlie]

Yeah, more than.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I got sodomized.

[Charlie]

John, where'd you go?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I went to South Padre island and I saw Mexicans.

[Charlie]

Really?

[Caller/Guest]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I mean, a lot of messages. I know more Spanish now than I did before I went to South Padre.

[Bobbo]

Excellent.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yep. Rich Mexican.

[Charlie]

Yes, they are.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And, like, guards and. And. And help Mexicans with Mexicans.

[Charlie]

Really?

[Bobbo]

That's awesome.

[Charlie]

Mexicans didn't have Mexicans.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Mexicans that have a lot.

[Charlie]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And they were. They were. It was weird. I was, like, sitting there and, like, doing the breakfast buffet.

[Charlie]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

At the rich Mexican resort. And I was like, man, I hope I don't get shot.

[Charlie]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Because, like, this is the kind of place where, like, powerful Mexicans, like them dope slanging Mexicans are. And they got all these security guards on the outside. I'm like, you know, it's the kind.

[Turley]

Of place, like Pablo Escobar could have been out there.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah. Like, somebody come in there and try to kill Pablo. And I'm standing next to him like Kenny from South park, and I just take a stray. Bastard you killed, John. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I talked to. We went to Padre a lot in high School in college, and we'd go across to Matamoros and do the whole Blanca White still and have fun and go the donkey show and chicken show and cow show and all the good shows.

[Charlie]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And I asked people, do y' all still do that? He's like, no, no, because back when we did it, it was dangerous. No, gringo, it was dangerous.

[Bobbo]

It was, quote, dangerous.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

But now it's no go.

[Bobbo]

Now it's really dangerous.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

They said it's like the mob, the cartels are like the mob, and the people below them will kidnap you to bring them you to the. The bosses.

[Charlie]

That is true.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And just for your stuff and for ransom. Property. Sure. It's like the Mexicans won't even go over there.

[Charlie]

Right.

[Turley]

So they're coming like good Mexicans.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

No, there's not good and bad Mexicans, but the rich Mexicans.

[Bobbo]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Have help in security to keep the bad Mexicans from taking them.

[Charlie]

Gotcha.

[Bobbo]

Well, dude, just. You know what? I do win in Rome, John.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

If they're not going over there, don't go over there, man.

[Charlie]

Your moment of social science, brought to you by the John Clay Wolf show and gains burgers.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Now, we stopped in Corpus for a night to take the kids to the Lexington aircraft carrier.

[Charlie]

That is very cool. I've done a story on that. So haunted's very haunted.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I went to Corpus for a night, and then we went to Cor. Where go South Padre the next day. So the real Mexicans, like the Monterey rich Mexicans.

[Charlie]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

They go to Padre. Like, we'd go to Nantucket, right? Yeah.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And. Or Martha. We went to the Vineyard, went to Bermen, so. Right. I think it's a step above Pensacola. I think it's their vineyard.

[Charlie]

Okay.

[Turley]

And it's nice. In Padre, they have new.

[Charlie]

It is real built up.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

The Mexicans from Corpus were from, like, Oklahoma and El Paso. I asked people, you know me, I'm a talker. Hey, where y' all from? We're on the elevator and El Paso. Why'd you come here, man? Fireworks. Okay.

[Charlie]

Good show.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Where are you from? Oklahoma.

[Charlie]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

How long did it take you to get here? 10 hours.

[Bobbo]

10 hours seem like a long time.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

This is Corpus. What is here that you can't get in Oklahoma? The ocean. Yeah, the ocean, my man. If you just keep. Let me tell you a secret, Oklahoma Mexican lady.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

If you just keep on cruising about three hours that way you're gonna get to a lot better ocean. Than Corpus.

[Charlie]

Yeah, that's true.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

They're fooling you, man. They're l. This ain't no good. Not that Corpus is bad, but Corpus like city. Yeah, right. I mean, it's not where you want to go.

[Charlie]

No.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

If you're gonna drive 10 hours from oklahoma, keep going.

[Charlie]

Go to South Park.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Keep going. Go. Go to Or Porter's beautiful.

[Charlie]

And that's only 30 minutes away. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

James. An 08 Kia Rio with 150. You know where it brings all the money?

[Charlie]

Where does that bring the money?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

James, you there?

[Caller/Guest]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

You know where it brings all the money? In Mexico.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah. I took it down there and sell it. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Those little cheap cars, back of a thousand dollars. I can't do any good with them. I might be making a deal with Copart, though, to pick up our. Our junks. And if that works, then we can get in the junks business. But sub thousand dollar cars, they cost me too much to handle.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

To transport them, to pay people to jack with it. It's not worth it. It. Those 300 cars, man. Gotcha. You need to put them on A. Those 300 cars, you need to put them on a catapult. And Here we go, McAllen.

[Charlie]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And sling them across the river.

[Charlie]

The new Donald Trump idea.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

He's a Mexican.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

There we go.

[Charlie]

Thanks.

[Caller/Guest]

Go back to Univision.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

This is a new transport. This might mass transit plan. Take all the junks and put them on a catapult and sling them across Rio Grande. And those guys will have them together and running within 45 minutes.

[Charlie]

No. By the time they land.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

We'Ll be back in a minute. We play our commercial, Turley, because we never. We don't promote ourselves enough.

[Charlie]

Not at all.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

You want to sell your car for the right money. You want a friend in the car business? I can handle that. Go to givemethevin. Givemetheven.com if I don't beat a Carmax offer, I'll overnight you check for a hundred dollars. That's how much I believe in what I'm doing. My name is John Clay wolfe. My website's givemetheven.com I will put you on the money, email you a number. We won't talk, we won't meet. Because I'll send someone to your home with a check to pick it up.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

People that get screwed by selling their car too Cheap to my opponents. I can't help them. I tell them to go to Give me the VIN.com. we're the smartest, we have the best technology, we're the fastest, and our money's the best. It's fast. It's good, man. It pays quick. Givemetheven.com if you have a carmax offer that I don't beat, I'll just overnight you a check for $100. That's how much money we have. We're not scared to do business. We're great. It's America. We're gonna make the America great again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Remind me, man. Remind me to tell the story about the. The dead guy in Arkansas that.

[Turley]

I think it's on the board.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Oh, is it on the board? The first one at top, right.

[Turley]

Dead car.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Is this something you're saving for later?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It's something I'm saving for later.

[Charlie]

Coming up later, the dead guy in Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

We bought his truck on the John Clay wolf show. Yeah, we bought his truck.

[Charlie]

Is there something you'll tell me later?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

There's something.

[Charlie]

I'm sorry, I'm trying to get.

[Turley]

Hints caused the tease. It's called.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Hey, Ty.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

You're in Louisiana?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

What part?

[Caller/Guest]

New area.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

You got a 88 Cutlass with 38000 miles on it.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[Charlie]

Did you.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Did you bust the miles on it yourself or to have somebody else do it?

[Caller/Guest]

Nope. It was actually a little old lady. She wound up passing away and I bought it for $200.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

When?

[Caller/Guest]

About a week ago.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

What do you want for it?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm not sure what it's even. That's why I'm calling. I mean it's got like two defects. It's the paint where it set out in the sun.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

And the back end on the trunk is peeling. And then I got a small dent in the side on the passenger side.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Things totaled. Yeah, right. I mean, I think it costs more to fix it than it's worth. I. I can't place that body style. That's that ugly little four door sedan that my dad had in 1988. Didn't.

[Charlie]

Might be.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah, I remember that rig. Huh?

[Turley]

This is it. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Look at this. Yeah. Yeah, I remember those. I like the miles, but. So do you want to sell it?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm trying to figure out how much it's Actually worth. I'm not really looking to sell it. I mean, it drives smooth. Everything's original.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Does the air work?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, the AC works. It's been upgraded on the Freon.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

You ever heard of keeping a throw down like an unregistered gun?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, I have.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I'd keep that car as a throw down. I mean, what's it cost to keep it? Nothing. It's a good backup if you need a getaway car. If you need to go creeping in the hood. If you need to get away and nobody needs to know it's you. That's your throw down dog. You got 200, you got a 200 throwdown. Keep it.

[Bobbo]

Be happy.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I E. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio.

[Turley]

Throw down car. I like that. It's a new one there. When you. For five years, it's the first time.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

You said that one. It's better than having a throw down wife. 800, 800 radio. Speaking of.

[Charlie]

Yes?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

My old lady's getting smarter in her elder years.

[Charlie]

What's she doing now?

[Turley]

Oh, you mean she's not 18 now?

[Charlie]

She's in her 20s.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

She's in her 20s.

[Charlie]

She's a big girl.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

She takes her annual pilgrimage to Europe to go see the Danes. Really? In the Abba family.

[Charlie]

So she gone?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yes, she's gone. Oh, there you go.

[Charlie]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

She's gone. No, she's. Yeah.

[Charlie]

Took all the kids. No, I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

All but one.

[Charlie]

All but one of the kids.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

She left me with a throw down.

[Turley]

Oh, she did.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

She really. She anchored me down, dude.

[Charlie]

Smart.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I didn't realize it. I was like, I was excited to spend time with Nolan, and I still am, of course, but, you know, it's been three days. I'm like, hey, I'm screwed.

[Charlie]

No, you're not.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I am. I am, Daddy. Oh, no. You know, normally when she leaves, I go to the bar and go to the Blake and go get a little, you know. Yeah, a little. Just. Just. Just do what? Guy stuff.

[Charlie]

Yeah, hang out.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

But I've got a seven year old on my hip.

[Charlie]

Yes, you do.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I ain't doing nothing.

[Bobbo]

The seven year old. Well, that's cool. Cool, though.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I'm having fun. You can take them. I took them to the Ranger game last night. Yep, that was fun.

[Turley]

But how long does this fun have to last?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Two weeks. Oh, it's a lot of fun. You have to have curveball to the old nutsack. There's a knuckler.

[Charlie]

That's what daddy.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

No daddies.

[Turley]

What they do is it's like a couple days and then it goes, you know, hey, mom, take them.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah, that's right.

[Turley]

You're special for two days.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Clearing that up, Turley. That's the. That was him talking. Yeah.

[Turley]

I was going to say you're special for two days. And after that you're like, damn, what do I got left now?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I ain't got no boobs. You can't eat me.

[Charlie]

Your kids are a little old to be doing that. Anyway. You're daddy, you. You're locked in.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I'm having a blast. This kid is a hoot. Yeah, he, he, he's sitting in the buyer's office. We've got a trading desk in there with a bunch of cubicles, like 20 of them. And he's. There's. There's an empty one and that's his is.

[Charlie]

Okay, cool.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And he's just sitting there for two days. He didn't say much of anything, but he's very happy to be there with the guys. He's wearing his give me the vin.com shirt. And like in the, like, he wore a Star wars shirt. Day one's like, oh, I gotta have my work shirt on. So he goes down to gets it out of his bag, brings his lunch. The first day we leave, he's like, hey, can I leave my lunch pail on my desk? And my.

[Charlie]

How old is he now?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Seven.

[Charlie]

Remind people. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

So he wants to leave his stuff on his desk so that when he comes back to work. Work tomorrow.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It's still his death.

[Charlie]

It's his death.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

He'd love to have a name tag.

[Charlie]

That's great.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yesterday got good when I was out doing something and busy and he hung around long enough. He's been quiet. The. The manager of the buying room of Give Me the VIM project is Robert Mixon.

[Charlie]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And he told Robert and I need to beat his ass for this. What? You know, I need you to go get me an ice cream.

[Charlie]

He did not say that. He did not. He did not.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And Robert said, I'm not. I don't have time to get you an ice cream. He said, well, you know.

[Turley]

Oh, did he do this?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

He did it. Oh, no. You know that when my dad dies, I'm gonna be your boss. He did not. Two witnesses came in the conference room and said, you will not believe what your 7 year old son just said. You know, I'm not trying to be a doom and gloomy kind of guy.

[Charlie]

Apple, meet the tree.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

But when my dad's dead, I'm not saying I'm gonna Kill him. But when he's gone, I'm running this biat.

[Charlie]

This is seven years old.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

That's you. He's so cute.

[Turley]

It was funny because at one point I said, hey, I gotta go do some radio stuff. Go off, come back later. And he's like, like, it sure took you a long time to do radio stuff.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yes.

[Turley]

I'm like, well, it takes time.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It was like so yesterday after day number two. After. Yes, day number two. At the end of the day, he's like, I want to buy some cars for real.

[Charlie]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

He's answering the phone. People are hanging up on him. And he doesn't know. He's seven. Yeah, he is seven. And he's like, dad, I need. I need to get a log in. And I want to buy some cars for real. Because if I'm gonna run this place, you got to start teaching me now. I said, first thing you got to do is no math.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I said, solve this math problem. 100 minus 88. All right, I'm on it. He sits there and struggles with it for a half hour, coming up with bs. I'm like, so if I just flipped it into. This is. If you really want this, son. This is a good reason to do good in school. He said, I don't need that when I've got a calculator.

[Charlie]

Perfect. Good answer.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Well, I said, you got the BS part of this gig.

[Bobbo]

My father built this company. Tyler.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

All right, we'll be back in a minute. 800. 800 radio or just go to givemethe vin.com my 7 year old Nolan. If you see Nolan as the appraiser initials.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Then you might get a really high bid.

[Charlie]

The Nolan Wolf show will be right back.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah, if Nolan Wolf bids your car in the email, then I might not be able to honor it. You want to sell your car for the right money? You want a friend in the car business? I can handle that. Go to givemethevin. Givemetheven.com if I don't beat a Carmax offer, I'll overnight you check for $100. That's how much I believe in what I'm doing. My name is John Clay wolfe. My website's givemetheven.com I will put you on the money, email you a number. We won't talk, we won't meet. Because I'll send someone to your home with a check to pick it up.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Damn, Turley, that's chill, man.

[Charlie]

You really just recharged your playlist while you're in Colorado getting high?

[Turley]

Pretty much.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Jeff Martinez. 12 miles to speed with 32 is a leather cloth.

[Caller/Guest]

It's got. It's not all leather. I don't think they have a leather option with the Mazda speed, but it's got the leather side and then the like the sides of it are leather. The trim, you know.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yep, it's half ass leather is what I call it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If your car has half ass leather in it, just call it that. Hey, which one's the speed? Is it a, a two or three or six? I forgot.

[Caller/Guest]

No, I'd say 2.3 liter turbocharged.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Melboto, slow down. Is it a Mazda 2, a Mazda 3, a Mazda 5? What? Which.

[Caller/Guest]

It's a 3.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

3. That's what I thought, but I can't find it in my. That's what I was thinking deal here. Hang on now I gotta. Look, I bought. I don't. That's why I like the VIN numbers. When you go to givemetheven.com I can just dump the VIN into my system and I'll have to ask all these stupid questions. What? It's a 12, right?

[Turley]

It's a station wagon looking one, right?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It can be. It's a. It's a Neon SVT of Mazda. They're pretty popular.

[Turley]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Are they that fast? Why do people like these cars?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, man, they're. They're very quick.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, very quick.

[Turley]

They're tight on the turns.

[Caller/Guest]

They've got all around good suspension. And you know, Mazda's got a pretty good deal like this. Has the technology package on it. It's got both surround sound speakers. Like it's. It's a good car.

[Turley]

Look, I'm selling it to you.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's like a.13 grand to the way you're describing it.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a. It's in good shape. I just have it. It's paid off and you know, I was just looking to sell, see how much I could get for it.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Well, I think I just offered you 13,000. Do you think you just sold it to me?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, yeah, I think so. Man. What do I need to do to go to your. Just go to your website or.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yep. Give me the VIN.com, lay the VIN in, send me some pictures and we will confirm our transaction.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, that sounds great, man.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Guest]

Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I know where that place is. I've been there a couple of times. I need to go more often actually. Speaking of, I hired a guy from Houston. Really? Yeah. I mean I didn't hire him as an employee. Yeah, I mean you have people that, that buy for us from dealerships.

[Charlie]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

With our money and our. They're partners.

[Charlie]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay. So jd You've got three dealerships that you can buy their trade ins from and you come to me. Hey, John, I got these three accounts. You know, I don't like where I'm at. I like you better.

[Charlie]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

What kind of deal can you offer me? Okay, so we take you on as a rep.

[Charlie]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And I, I took this guy on in Houston and I immediately get a cease and desist from his previous employer. Oh yeah. And they also said you better quit talking bad about us. Did they really? Oh yeah. In the cease and desist.

[Turley]

I don't think you do that though.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

No, I've never talked bad about them. Like off air, like. And I said, so I got on the phone with a lawyer. I'm like, hang on, hang on. Are you accusing me of talking bad about you on the radio? Well, I don't know, but we know that you've said this and this and this. I'm like, yep, because it's true. I said, you know that. And I, I mean I said, I, I believe that your, the problems with your outfit are. And this is a big outfit with a bunch of venture capital and there are a bunch of European tight skinny Jean. You know, they don't, they came to Texas. They're going to take over the car business.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And they don't know. Come here.

[Charlie]

We are sick. We are from Europe.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Charlie]

We have tight paints.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah, yeah. They have tight pants. And borrowed money.

[Charlie]

Borrowed money.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And, and I was explaining to people that this isn't going to work because of X, Y and Z. Yeah. And they're learning that. And, but anyways, they sent me a cease and desist letter hiring this guy. Yeah. And I just didn't know how that works because I said, do you have a.

[Charlie]

If he doesn't have a no compete.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

He does. And he, he didn't quite tell me all the story. But, but, and he explained this after this. I said, do you have non compete with him? She said, yes. And send it to me. She did. And he signed it like, I'll just use. I'll use weird names. I don't want them. No reason to bring in the actual names.

[Charlie]

Of course not.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Ralph. Ralph said, Ralph, I got a copy of your non compete right here. Yeah. So they brought me into the office. They had me sign that. They said they owed me 18,000. They said they weren't going to pay me unless I signed this.

[Caller/Guest]

All right?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

So I signed it. And within minutes they told me to go to this other room. The CEO of the company came in and fired me.

[Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I'd worked for him for, I don't know, 18 months. And, and the date on the non compete is the day they terminated. And they didn't pay him? No, I said, you know, I said, they got nothing. They got nothing.

[Turley]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Excuse me. And I don't even know. I mean, you know, I'm just. I'm just trying to. I don't want to get caught up in some lawsuit. Not to pay a bunch of money.

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Just for. Just, just. It's just too much trouble. No, but man, the more I'm thinking about this when I'm like, I don't know, I don't think I'm gonna shy off of this because I just don't like the fact of these damn know it all Europeans coming over here and trying to tell me how to run my deal in Texas. You know, I'm married to one of them and I get bitched at a lot, and I get run around a lot, and I get told what to do a lot by a damn European already.

[Charlie]

John, this is called displaced aggression. That's right, Displaced aggression, John.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Well, but they, they kind of picked the wrong redneck to mess with.

[Charlie]

You didn't like our skinny pants?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah, my son, we're on the vacation last week. My oldest, he was born in Copenhagen, Denmark.

[Turley]

He's skinny pants.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

He. He's really not. But where are y' all from? He's like, I'm from Europe. I like slapped him. I'm like, you're not from Europe, boy. He said, get your ass out here. I'm from Europe.

[Turley]

He's gonna play that angle, you know?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah, yeah. With the girl, he's gonna get so much trim, right? I mean, he just ought to walk around with scissors in his back pocket.

[Turley]

He's gonna start speaking, what is it, Swedish or Danish? Danish.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah. Cuz he looks like a Ralph Lauren model. He's like, he's. And I told my wife this when he was born. I said, your dad's name is Lars. The Drummer from Metallica is Lars. He is from Copenhagen. Let's name the kid Lars because that is going to. To solidify his place in the ass slaying hall of fame down the road.

[Charlie]

That's what your wife wants to hear. My baby's gonna be the ass sling hall of fame. That's what she wants to hear. I mean, if I'm.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

If I'm 20 years old and I'm in a situation I look like he does, and I can make up an accent, which he'll be able to, and come up with this Copenhagen Europe story. And my name is Lars. I mean, you're done, dude.

[Charlie]

You're in.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

That's unfair. Yeah, that's like telephoning for fish. Have you ever done that? They just float up to the top of the water and roll over and spread their legs. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Maybe he and I, when he gets older, we'll just say he's Lars when we go out. Yeah, he'll probably help me.

[Charlie]

He will do it. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

800. 873.

[Bobbo]

Let's go.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Hustle. All right. You're Lars. You're Lars. Pick up on the accent, dumbass. An 04 F150 with 210. Is it leather cloth? Moss. Moss.

[Caller/Guest]

It is leather.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Is it four wheel drive or two?

[Caller/Guest]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Is it three grand or 2500?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, God damn. That's all right. Oh, God dang. I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

No, you don't have to dump that. Oh my God, Turley.

[Turley]

He was about to say something else. I was preempting his.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Did you dump his word?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Oh my God. You're such a. Just came.

[Caller/Guest]

Thought he was about to beat me out on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

No, he, he. He dumped your gd. You're. You're the one going to hell, not me. Yeah. Hey. What? This rig's got 200,000 miles on it. What's it worth?

[Caller/Guest]

Kelly Blue Book.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Kelly. Kelly blue balls will do one thing. Kelly blue balls will always leave you hanging and always leave you wanting more. Kelly blue balls don't put out. Kelly blue balls doesn't write check. So let's go back to what's it take to buy it.

[Caller/Guest]

I was just wondering what the price would be on it. Would it be worth. Cuz everybody's saying Kelly Blue book was saying 5,000. So I was like, okay, that'll work.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

So five buys it. So five grand buys it. If I offer you five grand, do I own it? These people, man, listen to this guy. Oh, that's okay. Cool. We're good. If we get the Kelly Blue balls number. Okay. If I give Kelly Blueball's number, do I buy? Oh, I don't know. I mean, I'm from Europe.

[Charlie]

Hang on there.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Call me when you know. 800-817.

[Turley]

Call you when you know.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Call me when I know. Billy Squire, do you have the stroke?

[Turley]

I can find it.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I would like to play Billy Squire, the stroke in honor of that last caller and caller. I don't really think you're stroke, but we're just gonna have fun with you. It's like the clowns at the rodeo. When you let the last bull out, somebody's got to jump him.

[Charlie]

There you go. They're gonna be stroking a ticket in. Is it Indiana? With the mega. Do you hear this? The mega. Mega tickets. Anybody buy a lottery tickets here once in a while. Once in a while?

[Turley]

When it gets really hard.

[Charlie]

Never.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I'm not Bob. Oh, no, I'm not allowed.

[Bobbo]

My income's too high.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Hey, Bob.

[Charlie]

Oh, thank you.

[Caller/Guest]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Poor people tax is what that is.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

What did they win?

[Charlie]

$540 million. One person wanted. Now, of course, they're not gonna get all that. I love it when people go, yeah, but there's taxes. Oh, yeah, you're gonna have a problem taking home $200 million. I love it when the guy in line, you know, you can tell he's maybe works construction or whatever and he's standing there going, the lottery is only 4 million. I ain't even gonna play. Go play, man. After that, they take out taxes. You only got $2 million. You would kill your mother's mother for $2 million?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Babo.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

What time is it?

[Bobbo]

What time is it now?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

We're starting the 10 o' clock hour in a moment, right?

[Bobbo]

It's almost 10.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah, okay.

[Bobbo]

We're getting there.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I have a friend that went to Colorado and he brought back some of them edibles.

[Bobbo]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Medicine. Come and get your medicine. Baby Bubble needs his medicine.

[Bobbo]

Is your friend nearby?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

No, my friend's not nearby. My friend already went back to Colorado.

[Bobbo]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yep. But he left me with some medicine.

[Charlie]

Now what? Let me.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And I want to test it on you. On me? Yes.

[Bobbo]

No, I gotta drive, man.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

But you just said a minute ago this morning that you're better. That you're better.

[Bobbo]

No, I did not say that. I said that Big Tim Reynolds said that he was.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

But it's just a Tootsie Roll.

[Bobbo]

Ain't nothing I can't do.

[Charlie]

Hide.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It's a Tootsie Roll, pal. So let Take one of these Tootsie Rolls and I don't think it hits forever. And I want to see. And we can measure you out.

[Bobbo]

I am not gonna do it because it's going to take two hours to hit and then I'm stuck here from noon to 5. I got stuff to do, man.

[Turley]

By the way, this is not real. We're just.

[Bobbo]

Sir. No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay. It takes 30 minutes to hit from what I've heard. I mean, if you had a hooter.

[Bobbo]

Man, and we could smoke it during the break, it's fine.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

You would do that?

[Bobbo]

Edibles from Colorado.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Tootsie Roll, man.

[Bobbo]

It's not a Tootsie Roll.

[Charlie]

It's a legend Tootsie Roll.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It's called a Chiba Chew.

[Bobbo]

It's a Chiba Chew laced with th. THC man factory chemical.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

80 milligrams.

[Charlie]

We don't really have this in studio.

[Bobbo]

Walter White made candy. That would be it.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Cannabis infused chocolate taffy. Chiba Chu.

[Turley]

This is what he's reading this online right now. You can actually buy these in Colorado.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Will they mail them to you? No, no, no. You got to be resident. I really want to give you one.

[Bobbo]

I've got this one. He gave me one too, man. You've already got one to go and eat this season.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Evening, everybody. Everybody has the same friend. I don't even want them. Isn't that a cool. I just want to screw with people and give them to my friends and not tell them, hey, you want a Tootsie Roll? Yeah. They haven't called me. Like.

[Bobbo]

I really. I don't think I'm the guy that you want buzzing around the room.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I do. See? I really do. I'll give you one of mine if you'll do it.

[Bobbo]

But I'm so cool anyway.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

But see, right now, this be perfect to. To like, talk to you as we go and watch you change.

[Turley]

An experiment.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah, it's an experiment. We did this with k 2 years ago on the radio.

[Bobbo]

Stoner Dave.

[Turley]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

I am not Stoner Day. I'm gonna get weird, dude. You know how clean jelly bean I am, right?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Weird is fine. Weird is what I'm looking for. Can you keep from cussing?

[Bobbo]

I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Mike. 13 Silverado with 42,000 miles on it. You there?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I'm trying to get Bobbo to eat one of these candy bars. He won't do it.

[Caller/Guest]

What?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Cat, are you listening to us? I'm trying to get Bobbo to eat one of these candy bars. He won't go.

[Caller/Guest]

It's hilarious.

[Bobbo]

I think it's a bad idea, man.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I think it's a great idea. Where are you calling from, Mike?

[Caller/Guest]

Don't do it.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Don't do it.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm calling from Houston.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

All right, you've got a 13 Chevy Silverado with 42. Is it a crew cab or what?

[Caller/Guest]

It's a club cab. Which is the short doors in the back. I got a bedliner in it. 600 bucks. I got running boards.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Is it a 500 bucks? Oh, I'm out of time. Hey, there's a lot of questions to ask on this car. Can you just go to givemetheven.com and push it to us that way? So I'm gonna try do that. Do that, because then I'll have the VIN number.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm wondering if you could tell me basically what it's worth. I owe money on 15 grand. I want to pay it off and not get it repoed.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

15 to 20 grand. Okay, but I need to see it. I need to understand. I gotta go. I'll be right back. Are you feeling okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolfe.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's a bad trip right there, man. Right there. I had a bad trip with that one time.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I wanted to bring it up. I was cool.

[Bobbo]

I was cool with all the World War II stuff, man. The little lonely kid, you know, and the pig faced mother and the rat and everything. When those hammers started walking, man, and that, that bird turned into a jet and I realized they were talking about like the industrialization of Europe and I freaked right out.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

The wall. Pink Floyd. The wall.

[Charlie]

Yeah. That would be good to let our listeners in on.

[Bobbo]

I had to go in my friend Dave's bathroom and look in the mirror and grab a hold of myself and say, it's okay, man. It's okay.

[Turley]

See, we know who's not cool on the show.

[Charlie]

Yeah. You don't want me, clearly you don't.

[Bobbo]

Want me eating edibles.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I do. I want you to eat one of these Chiba Chews. And I want to watch. I'll tell you what. Me and J.D.

[Bobbo]

Ryan will flip a coin and whoever loses that deal has to eat it.

[Charlie]

I've been soaping for seven and a half years. I'm not having your cheapest.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

But you were an alcoholic. It's different doing dope.

[Charlie]

I'm not.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I'm not dope. Coyote man and the, and the Indians were doing it back in the. Indians were 1700s, man.

[Charlie]

Indians were drinking alcohol too.

[Bobbo]

No, I mean, get your mind right, man.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Hey, man, the Eagles made their best album out there at the Joshua Tree after they took some.

[Charlie]

So why won't you do edible edibles buttons?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I want to give you one of these Tootsie Rolls.

[Charlie]

These THC doesn't want to do edibles.

[Turley]

Why?

[Bobbo]

I never have and I'm scared of them.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Do you know what the. You know what?

[Bobbo]

You know what these are, right? These are. These are THC infused candy.

[Charlie]

Right? Okay.

[Bobbo]

And I'm reading on their website. Okay, first thing we tell all first time consumers of edibles. Less is more. Start with a smaller portion, remember? Secondly, be patient. Marijuana edibles can take up to a couple hours to activate in your system. Lastly, enjoy the experience. You'll start to feel more of a body buzz than any sort of head high. You'll also feel the effects for a more extended period of time. Up to six hours in some cases.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Really?

[Bobbo]

But generally speaking, around two hours of peak effects.

[Charlie]

Peak effects.

[Bobbo]

And when you wake up at 6pm on a Saturday afternoon on the shores of Lake Como.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

What?

[Bobbo]

After devouring three thick and one eight one hearty burgers with your new friend the duck and a Vietnamese hooker you found on Brian Irvin, you'll know where those edibles went.

[Charlie]

Oh, my God.

[Bobbo]

And you'll never see your home again.

[Charlie]

My friend the duck.

[Bobbo]

You'll sleep. Sleep under the 35 and I 183 underpass.

[Caller/Guest]

Man.

[Bobbo]

Like a hobo.

[Turley]

That's why Bob was scared of him, huh?

[Bobbo]

Because John Wolf fed you an edible at 10 o' clock in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

What if we all eat one? Okay, so what time is it?

[Bobbo]

I'm going for that, man.

[Charlie]

1010.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It's 1010. So at 1030, if we eat one. Oh, what do you think would happen? Charlie, Charlie, you're. You're the professional democratic stoner in the.

[Bobbo]

Middle of a show.

[Turley]

If we really were to do it, and we're in Colorado when we did it.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah. Well, we're broadcasting now from the shores of Lake Colorado.

[Turley]

It would take if. Are we all hungry? Have we all eaten?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

No, we're all. We're not hungry. We have empty stomachs. Okay. All right, perfect.

[Turley]

Well, It'll take about 30 minutes to get.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And then what? Would. Would I go to pieces?

[Turley]

I don't know. It just. It depends. Everybody's tolerance is different, jd.

[Charlie]

I'd go lost.

[Turley]

You would probably go to sleep.

[Charlie]

Yeah, that's.

[Turley]

That's my guess. I Mean, he literally would just go to sleep.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Could I keep bidding cars and carry on or would I trip out into La La land?

[Turley]

You would, but man, it would just be a lot slower.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Would it? Oh, really? Because I don't.

[Turley]

I, I don't think the effect for you is going to be hyper. It's gonna be reverse, right? Yeah, I get a little hyper. I don't know about baba.

[Charlie]

You get hyper.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I don't think. I don't think. I don't think you could tell it difference in.

[Bobbo]

But really, dude, I get philosophical, man.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah.

[Turley]

See more.

[Charlie]

So we'll.

[Bobbo]

We'll open up about 3 o' clock this afternoon, still be on the air or think we are. That was John Barleycorn, must Die by Traffic. Stay tuned for side one of Pink Floyd's Atom Heart Mother, followed by J.D. ryan's interpretation of Super Trans. Even in the quietest moments, I on the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

So you think it's a risk?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Do you think the PDS would get mad at us? They get mad at me about everything.

[Charlie]

Yes, right on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It's not dope. It's Tootsie Roll.

[Charlie]

It's dope. Confused Tootsie Rolls.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay.

[Charlie]

Yes. You're doing drugs on the air.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

No, they go, don't do that, John.

[Bobbo]

Well, I mean, you're not pounding them into your vein.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I mean, everybody's showing Janet Jackson's boobs on the Super Bowl.

[Charlie]

Yes, everyone did that. And there was no ramble ramifications for that.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It's a good point. Maybe we should just stay on the. On the narrow road. Yeah, and I've got to be. I've got to be Mr. Mom all weekend.

[Charlie]

Yeah, you got your kids.

[Turley]

But you know what? It makes it a lot easier, man.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Hey, man, you want to go swimming, dude? Go ahead.

[Turley]

Swim your heart out, man.

[Bobbo]

Swim.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

You got to get high, Joe.

[Charlie]

Swim like a little dolphin.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay. Speaking of baked, this collar on our screen, it says 09 Dodger Ninja. Do we have people that can spell in the. In the production room?

[Turley]

Well, we have some newbies in there. They're learning. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Let's let Crystal tell us what she's got. Is this an 09 Dodger Ninja?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I have a Dodge Avenger.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Oh, no. Well, it's close. Wow. So I want to talk to the person who loaded this into my queue.

[Charlie]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Are they on?

[Turley]

You gotta pull the mic up to your mouth there.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Tori, quick. Tori, you're live on the air. Tori. Tori, did you. Are you very car savvy. No, I am not. But also, y' all gotta get a.

[Caller/Guest]

Headset from this decade, man.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay. Okay.

[Bobbo]

Sounded very strip club like.

[Turley]

It did, didn't it?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

So he blames it on the equipment.

[Bobbo]

I've got an old headset that I can't understand and it's fuzzy on the inside.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It sounds like strip club.

[Bobbo]

Sounds like Dodger Ninja.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I accidentally hung up on Dodger Ninja.

[Bobbo]

Did you really?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

What did she say? It was a 09 Dodge Avenger 125 Crystal. That's probably a 1500 or 2 grand rig. Unless it's an RT. I'm sorry I hung up on you. Let me put this other guy on hold now, please. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800. 800 radio.

[Bobbo]

See, now if you had eaten those edibles, you'd be nowhere. Ninja, thinking there was such a thing.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Put them on hold now so I can grab them.

[Bobbo]

We'd be out of business.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

They're gone now.

[Turley]

You got them.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

There you go. That's. That's. If we could have shaved 20 seconds off of that, then we're. Then we're going quicker. Okay. Good morning caller. You're on the air. Hello?

[Bobbo]

Hey.

[Caller/Guest]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yo.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, this is Andy Rickard.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Hey, man. Hi, Andy.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, I got a Ford Fox body Mustang.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

What year?

[Caller/Guest]

1990.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay. Is it a LX or a GT?

[Caller/Guest]

It's the LX 5.0.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Is it the hatch or the fast or whatever it's called? You know, the. There's the.

[Caller/Guest]

It's actually the convertible.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay. It's got the two chrome pipes hanging at the ass end. Or stainless, actually. It's got those. So it's a 5 liter?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

How many miles?

[Caller/Guest]

How many miles? I believe around 80 or 120.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Somewhere in there.

[Caller/Guest]

It's actually in the shop right now getting a new transmission.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Ouch. What's that costing? What's that? Setting the brother back, Back.

[Caller/Guest]

What was that?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

What's that? Setting the brother back?

[Caller/Guest]

The new training, the new tranny. It's actually just a rebuilt tranny on the original. And I got some performance parts put in.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

What are you spending on it right now?

[Caller/Guest]

Total on the transmission, I spent 2,000. And then, I mean, that's all on the transmission for the whole Mustang. I bought it for four grand two years ago.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay. On a scale of one to ten, how nice is it?

[Caller/Guest]

I'd say probably 7.5.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

So it's pretty nice.

[Caller/Guest]

The outside, it's perfect. It's the inside, I'm missing a. The leather for the door handle.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

And then there's some wear and tear on the driver's seat, and that's about it. Everything else is original.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I think that five grand number is about right in my world. Unless it's just an out. Unless it's an outstanding example, then it'd be worth more.

[Caller/Guest]

All right, well, I'd say let's do about. If you can come 55 or five grand. That sounds good to me, honestly.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Well, here's what I got to do. I need the VIN number. I gotta. I need some pictures. It needs to be running because this is. This is. I don't buy old cars over the air because there's just too much variable in them. Turn me down. Turn me down. Turn me down in the background. Turn the radio down, please. And then let me. Let me. Let me check it out. Go to. Give me the vin. And that goes for everybody, anybody that wants to sell us the car. The best way to get an offer. Givemetheven.com We've got eight.

[Caller/Guest]

Give me one second. I got the VIN.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

No, we're not doing that on the radio. That. That will be what we call bad radio. Listening to you read that VIN number off could be painful for other listeners that aren't interested. Right. Because there's only 17 digits. I'm sure we'll get one wrong. But anyway, go to give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com. put the VIN number in there. Talk to Wolf on the radio. He's thinking five grand. I'm thinking I'll sell for five grand. Here's the pictures. Let's do a deal. And we will. As soon as I get off the air, they're gonna. I'm gonna walk in the buyer's room and say, john, I got this Mustang that you hit at five grand on the radio. I said. I told him maybe. Do you have the pictures? Yeah, they're right here. And then we're gonna make a decision and we're gonna get into. With you. And the reason I'm saying maybe is because I gotta see it.

[Turley]

He's got a top on it. It could be rad.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Oh, I didn't even think about the convertible part. Yeah, we just got to see it because sometimes people's. A lot of times these cars are nicer than what people say. It's not always a bad. No, you know, I mean, when I see that crime. But like, hell, yeah, I'll give five grand. Hell, no, I'm not giving five.

[Turley]

Car.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah, I gotta see it. Not every car, the newer stuff's easy because there's not as much variable.

[Charlie]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

That older stuff, we buy car side unseen, left and right. In. In. Fine with it. But the older stuff. What about that 56 Ford F100? Did we do the oil sweep? Remember that? His. His advice on the oil swap. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. This is not the collector car hour, by the way. I'll buy a few of them, but I'm not the. I mean, you know, Challengers, Mopars, good Camaros, the stuff that sells. Yeah, vets. We bought a 63 vet. About 64 vet. Bought a bunch of vests. Hey, and guess what, guys. Those Stingrays, they're not worth much. Really. The. The 79 to. Whenever they quit. 90. No, to 82. No, whatever. The 70s stingrays up to 82. Those fiberglass bumper cars, they're not worth much. I mean, they'll still bring 2,000 to 10,000, but that's about where they quit. And everybody thinks they're worth 20 and 15. Yeah. Market's not there yet.

[Charlie]

It's vet, man.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I bought the nicest one I've ever had for eight. And guess how much money I made on how much? Zero.

[Charlie]

Oh, gosh.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah, the white one was red. You remember that? Yep.

[Turley]

Very nice.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Bought it off of our friends down in Houston. Made zero cashish. But that's okay now. I know. And we had another one. We had a couple of them. We've had a. A bunch of them, actually. A lot, a lot of Corvettes.

[Turley]

And in that same mid-70s, a lot of people, what did they just time to get rid of it.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I guess they're thinking their time. I mean, they're coming back, but they're just not there yet. We buy a lot of Corvettes, period. Have you ever noticed that?

[Turley]

Well, we do have the top Corvette buyer in the country.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

We do. Todd.

[Turley]

Todd is the top Corvette buyer in the country. He's bought 18 out of 19 cars of Corvettes in the past three weeks. I know.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

The past week, actually.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

Yeah. Wow, that's good. That'll keeping your son Nolan from firing him.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Todd is the Corvette king. Todd has some lines that are very, very, very comical. Really.

[Charlie]

I mean, lines he uses on the phone.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

He's entertaining to listen to. Oh, yeah.

[Charlie]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

He's funny. When a lot of our buyers just communicate. Email.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

In text. But Todd likes talking to the people.

[Turley]

He's old school.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah, yeah.

[Charlie]

He's just good at. He's good at that.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

He'll talk to people. I mean, if you Want a guy that you'll talk to, you need to call, you need to ask for Todd.

[Charlie]

Can I talk to Todd? Is Nolan in?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Todd will talk to you about it. And he's right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. You know, I missed my Louisiana trip this week because I took off. So I went to Shreveport and then Nolan and I were going to fly to south Louisiana to go buy cars. And we get about 10 minutes out, out. And the old plane starts acting weird. Yeah. I was about 8, 000ft. I went to lean it back at cruise and the right engine started going. Not good. It was very light.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Just enough.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It was enough that Nolan didn't notice it, but I noticed it running rough. I took a half drank bottle of water and put it on the dash to watch it.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

To see because like is this in my head or. The props had a single. What's going on? So I'm. I fatten the mixture back up and then it quit. And I was like, okay, so we're cool, we're level. It quit. I'm. I called air traffic. I said, you know what? I'm gonna go back home.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Turley]

We're going fat in the mixture.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Richen it up.

[Turley]

What? I mean, what are you richening the.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

The fuel to air mixture. Okay. And so. But when I leaned it back where it's supposed to be, it starts vibrating. So it wasn't the props.

[Charlie]

No.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I think I had a busted cylinder is what I'm guessing. I think cylinder. Something. Something's weird. And when I came into class B, DFW air stationary. Supposed to get down low.

[Charlie]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I told him what was going on. So I'd rather stay high. No, no pun on Turley's high stories.

[Charlie]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And. And I said, I'm just. Altitude is your friend in this situation. When we start getting low, I don't want. If this problem comes back. I'd rather be over the airport high. And they were cool. They left me at 8, 500ft in Class B. Yeah. And I got over the airport. We were landing and then just dropped out of. From 8,500, circled down. No problems. But you know, you got. Only that happens when you've got your child.

[Charlie]

You got two engines. That's why you have twins.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah. But I mean it's like.

[Charlie]

But you don't want that.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

In his defense, he thought we were going to south Louisiana. When we land, he's like, why are we home? And we're on a smaller. I was like, that's pretty good for seven.

[Charlie]

Pretty damn good.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Really? That's cool because I was 2087 K5 Blazer with 200. Hey, I like these old rigs. If it's nice, I'll buy. Go to givemetheven.com den and load it up. You there. Yeah, I had one of these in high school. I'm a fan of them. Send me that car. I gotta look at it though. I mean it's old. It's either real nice or it's normal or it's rough and I can't tell over the radio. 800. 800 radio. Or just go to givemetheven.com John Clay Wolf is my name and I buy cars on the air. Givemetheven.com is so good. People think it's too good to be true. I've been doing this 22 years and it's been a while to figure it out. But yes, it is that good. Go to give. Give me the vin.com. sell me your car. I will put you on the money. Everybody wants me to put them on the money. Well, now I have a website that will put you right on the money. Live bullets, live dollars. @givemethevin.com givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

What's so funny? Why do I feel like I'm on vacation still?

[Bobbo]

I got a surprise for you, John Clay.

[Charlie]

Got that feeling today.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

What did you do?

[Bobbo]

Turley gave me one of those deals like at 8:30.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Oh yeah, you've been. You've been and elevated the whole time.

[Bobbo]

Really, I'm fine, man. Acting like I'm going to freak out. I'm not sure.

[Charlie]

A little. Okay.

[Bobbo]

I got a surprise for you, Randall. Pink Floyd, man.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I am Liv I N 800. 800-72348. 800 radio is the call in number. Give me year, make, model, miles. I'll buy your car. Corvettes, Hummers, Escalades. The more expensive the better. Cowboy Cadillacs. Diesel trucks. 59 Cummins diesel. 4 wheel drives. Love them. Can't get enough of them. We are good buyers on that stuff. We're good buyers across the board. I know everybody's not driving sexy stuff, but don't think we just buy normal stuff because we stretch on the pretty stuff. What I call it cars with boobs. With boob jobs.

[Bobbo]

You want to buy my pretty Stuff.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I do, I do, I do.

[Turley]

Did you bring your maid on the vacation with you?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

You know, I wish I had a maid.

[Charlie]

Yeah. Especially now that the wife's gone.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah. I will be your vacation mate in padre. I mean, I just could not believe the way that island has changed.

[Charlie]

Did you stay at one of the high rises?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yes. When's the last time you were there?

[Charlie]

November.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay, so you've seen the skyline change? Not dramatically, but enough.

[Charlie]

Yeah, well, over the years. Dramatically.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah. I hadn't been there in 20 years.

[Charlie]

It looks like touch of Florida. Yeah. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Florida where we stayed was a legitimate Florida coast resort. Yeah. They built something called the Sapphire Towers. It's pretty nice.

[Charlie]

Towers.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

That's high brown nowadays.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Is it? I didn't know that.

[Bobbo]

I think it's pretty high brow for.

[Charlie]

Me, but it is compared to, like, Port Aransas. That's why I like Port Aransas. They've kept that small town, small area.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

But yeah, Padre, you get the beach buzz. I mean, I mean, the. The island, you know, we. We rented the golf cart for fireworks and went out to one end of the town to watch him. It took an hour and a half in a golf cart to get back because the traffic was so bad.

[Charlie]

Yeah, we only got that one road.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It was bad.

[Turley]

Good fireworks show over there.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Great. Had a blast. You know that your life has changed when. When you're sitting on the 4th of July dinner, having dinner with your children right At Louie's backyard. Because I was just sitting there because there's like an inside restaurant and it's a buffet, and it was $50 ahead and we were the only gringos in there. I'm not kidding, really. I mean, just Mexicans, like the Fourth of July, 50 ahead. Was it a lobster, right? No, it was just. It was good, but it wasn't like, wow. And I was sitting in Louie's backyard with a 200 dinner bill thinking, man, Honey, would you like to try a whammy? You wouldn't believe it. Well, what's a whammy? Yeah, bartender, get her a whammy. Do you remember the whammies at Louie's? Sure.

[Charlie]

But she didn't drink.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

No, she drinks a little bit.

[Charlie]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

She got about halfway through it and started acting like Bobbo after eating the edible. Yeah, yeah. Louie's backyard was the party palace in Charlie's in high school for. I was just looking at that bar and I was having flashbacks. I was like, man, I've been here and now I'm sitting here with a bunch of kids. And a wife. God Almighty.

[Charlie]

Does life change?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Does life change?

[Bobbo]

Quite a turnaround.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Used to be at the bar trying to get the girls a little.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Little something something boys. It all changes, man. It all changes.

[Charlie]

Like these days when I go to Billy Bob's, I can see many memories and I'm just, I'm having a Diet Coke.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

What I did have a blast with is the guys at the beach. My 7 and 10 year old. And they were running out there with their boogie boards and body. Not body surf, but wave surfing. And they thought they were surfing. They thought they were getting something done. That was a good time anyway. Yeah, we had a good fourth of July. What about you, Turley? Where did you watch fireworks?

[Turley]

Steamboat. Best fireworks show ever.

[Charlie]

Steamboat.

[Turley]

Oh yeah. So we get. You go up to the. There's like college and Steamboat. Go up on the hill.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Turley]

And they fire them off from their ski jump on the mountain. And so it's eye level, these fireworks are going off and you feel the booms, car alarms are going off.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It's so.

[Turley]

I mean it was, it was awesome. Best. I was telling myself, hey man, this is probably the best fireworks show you're ever going to see.

[Charlie]

That's so cool.

[Turley]

It was good.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

What about the drive up? Did it. Was it not a weapon?

[Turley]

You know what? It's not too bad. If you get there during the daytime in the mountains. One thing I would recommend is, is never drive in the mountains at night.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

We, we. When we drive Colorado all, I mean since, since college we would leave about nine, leave Fort Worth at nine in the evening. And then you drive through the terrible parts of Texas, the ugly part. And then you, when the sun comes up, you're just getting to the passes. It's perfect. That's the way to do it.

[Turley]

We did that. Yeah. During the day on the way up there. But leaving Steamboat, we left it at night. It was terrible going through these mountains. You can't. You're these 6%, 7% grade down and you. There's no life. None at all. It was freaking out. And it took usually only takes like two and a half hours to get to Denver. It took a little bit longer.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Just a little bit.

[Turley]

About an hour more.

[Charlie]

Okay.

[Turley]

Not fun.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Now you listen to that. We were on replay last week.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And you listen to the show driving up and you, you heard us in all the different markets, huh? Because we're on for four hours. Hours. And you drove through Dallas, Wichita Falls, Amarillo City. Every time you'd run out of signal, you'd get it picked up on the next one.

[Turley]

Yeah, it would pick it up.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It's pretty cool. I've done that before, years ago. Because we've been doing this 10 years. It's weird hearing yourself for four hours run the car. Yeah.

[Turley]

And then you start yelling at the markets. They're not doing it right. Wait, why are you playing that right?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Not. Not following the clocks. We're sorry about that. We're trying to work on it. Yeah, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio mike. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I got a 2015 Z6.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Oh, we're already out of time. I didn't see that coming. Which. Which L LT what? 1, 2, 3 or Z. Whatever it's called.

[Caller/Guest]

The ZR one.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Chevrolet Corvette. No, that there's. It's not a z. Is a ZL1. ZL2. ZL what? What? You've got a 1. You got a 1LZ, Z06.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, the ZR1. Yeah, ZR1 package.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

But there's a 1LZ, a 2LZ, and a 3LZ is the one. Okay. How many miles?

[Bobbo]

Seven.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

What color?

[Caller/Guest]

Thousand Fortress Red, low 70s.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Like 712 grand, man.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, okay.

[Charlie]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

They've dropped about 5,000 in the past four weeks. General Motors put a. Was it $10,000 rebate on them. I mean, it just screwed the market up. That car's dropped about $5,000 in the past six weeks. I'll say. But, yeah, I'm a low 70s buyer. If you want to sell it, go to givemetheven.com, load it up, and we'll buy it. 800-800-7234. John Clay Wolf is the name. Buying cars on the air is my shtick. And you can just go to givemetheven.com if you don't want to call in and we will email you an offer letter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yes, we buy cars. We buy cars on the air. You can call us at 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Arkansas, Oklahoma, Houston, Dallas, Fort Worth, Amarillo, Wichita Falls, Abilene, and course all over south Louisiana. I've been doing this for a long time. We buy a lot of cars. You know, we took a break off of Dallas today because of the shooting. And we just decided what we're afraid of. We thought it'd be a class year move to just honor the police with a morning of silence, so to speak, in Dallas. So we're not on in Dallas and we're talking about it. And we're afraid that. That callers might call in to try to Stupid. Say something stupid because we'd be the only live show gotcha on in the area and start saying something stupid. And we still want to deal with it.

[Charlie]

Fair enough.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it's quite possible too, man the market down there.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Now, how about the robot?

[Charlie]

Isn't it the weirdest thing the. This story from ABC News. The. Of course, the. The first time ever to anybody's recorded knowledge that a robot has basically killed somebody. Killed somebody since Terminator.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

RoboCop.

[Charlie]

Yeah. The Dallas police sent the robot in. The robot had a bomb for this guy. The one. The one guy they had cornered in the shooter. The El Centro. Yeah. One of the shooters. Yes, in the. The one they had cornered. And they sent the robot. Robot in. They negotiated with the guy. He still had a gun. He was still shooting. He was not coming out. He said, I'm gonna kill more cops. More people are gonna die. And they had no other option.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Did they send a robot? Did he want a phone? He wanted to talk to someone.

[Charlie]

I've heard that.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Because I'd heard the story that he was requesting a phone. So they sent the robot in holding a phone, and when he pushed send, it blew up.

[Charlie]

That's not. That's not in this article.

[Turley]

It sounds like a movie.

[Charlie]

Yeah, that's what it sounds like. Oh, that was RoboCop. No, no. I don't know. The answer is I don't know what the exact.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

That was in robocop.

[Charlie]

I don't know.

[Turley]

Maybe the robot came over and had a cheeseburger.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

He's hungry, you know.

[Charlie]

You hungry?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

This is exactly what we didn't want to do is make life of it.

[Charlie]

It's not.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

So, Mr. Funny Guy.

[Charlie]

There is something, something right after all this. Denver, Bronco Pass, Russia. Von Miller has done something really nice. He wrote a 25, 000 check and gave an SUV to the DeSoto Police Department. Yeah, he's from DeSoto.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

That's awesome.

[Charlie]

So, yeah, people are doing some good things.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

This is the worst thing that's happened in Dallas, Texas since Kennedy, isn't it?

[Charlie]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's.

[Turley]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Oh, yeah.

[Turley]

That's for sure.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I couldn't believe it until I turned on the news. It was unreal. Were there two shooters or one? Do you know?

[Turley]

One is what they're saying now.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Now I'm hearing one.

[Charlie]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Do you.

[Charlie]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Turley]

Is this the new conspiracy theory?

[Charlie]

I'm not going to speak outside cuz I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

We're not going to get into.

[Turley]

We won't know. We won't know.

[Charlie]

And for months at least the police aren't telling anything. And that's good. Yeah, they don't need.

[Turley]

They've got to do all their research.

[Charlie]

Yeah. We know all the facts we need to know.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

To the families of, of the fallen officers.

[Bobbo]

There were other suspects collected on that night.

[Charlie]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

You know, and I haven't heard a thing about either of them.

[Charlie]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And if you learned anything from it, don't strap an AR15 to you. We're camouflage to a big right like that because like the poor, the I.

[Charlie]

Say poor guy was completely legal within to of his right to carry that gun.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

He was national news for a day because.

[Charlie]

Wrong time. Yeah, wrong. Wrong time time, wrong place. But the fact is what he did was legal. And yeah, you know, he was trying.

[Bobbo]

To get a reaction from the police and he got it.

[Charlie]

He got it.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah, he got it. Alan, this O2 Taurus with 130. These cars aren't worth anything unfortunately. And I'll tell you why. It's because they made so many of them. That was the most, most produced car in that era was a Ford Taurus. So there's more of those than any other car. And when they, I mean It's a, it's a 500 car.

[Caller/Guest]

Let me tell you. It was the most reliable car I ever bought. I tell you.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I agree. It's the cheapest. I mean anybody who grabs one of these, if the transmission didn't go out of it, you'll make it forever for nothing. But I see him sell at the auction all the time. They bring between 300 and 600 dollars. It's just, you know, it just is what it is. It's a throwdown. But hey man, if it gets you from A to Z and it's got cold air, it is, I mean it's a, it's good good. It's not. Don't spend any money on it if it breaks down because it's not worth it.

[Caller/Guest]

But yeah, it's really not me just now but that was 35.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

35 bucks, big deal. Thank you. Mark 03 must. We just spent 700 worth of air on a 300 Taurus. We had to quit at 9. Hey Mark. 93 Cobra with 32. I don't know my Cobras like, like I should. What year was the one that's so good.

[Caller/Guest]

That's the one. That's the only year of the Fox body style limited edition. And it's number 52 out of the run.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And how many were run, do you remember? 49005000 cars were made and you got number 52. So what do you. What will you take for it?

[Caller/Guest]

I don't know. That's why I was curious of what it's worth.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I don't. I'm not a collector guru. I'm just off the top of my head, it's 10 to $15,000 and I don't know. Do you have any feeling for it as far as value?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I haven't even. Haven't even played around with it.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

How long have you had it?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm the original owner.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Will you take 10 to 15,000 for it?

[Caller/Guest]

Absolutely not.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

So you do. You do have a feeling you're not being straightforward.

[Caller/Guest]

I mean, I just. I know what I paid for it and I guess I'm. You know, maybe I do have a feeling. So maybe I'm thinking it needs to turn over, get to where it's. What has it got to be now to 2018. Then it's considered a classic. Well, they changed it to 25 years is what they told me.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

So what would you take for the car?

[Caller/Guest]

I don't know.

[Turley]

There's a bag full of cash.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

We already said you won't take 15. So you have a feeling?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I guess. You know what? I guess I was thinking that you'd have enough number there, so I. I said 15. Maybe I'm not serious enough.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay. No, I hear you and I don't know either, but I. We've got do this. Put it in. Givethe vin.com. let me research the VIN number and figure out what we've got because I don't know. I know. Oh, 3s. I had an 03 orange with 11, 000 miles. I give 22 grand for that car. I. I was working on Jim Pruitt. Are you from Houston? Where are you from?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, Houston.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

You remember Stevens and Pruitt, the radio guys? Jim had a. A 99 and it was 10.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And we got there. I. But 93 is getting a little bit old and I don't know, so. But I'd like to buy it. I love buying the right car and I'll pay up for it. I just got to figure out what the hell that means. I don't know. I'm guessing between 10 to 15. It may be 10 to 20. I don't know. But let's. Let's figure it out and I'll get you an offer that makes sense.

[Caller/Guest]

All right?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

All right, man. 800 and just go to givemetheven.com I know a lot, but I don't know everything. I know this car and a 13 Durango with 68. Is it a Citadel, Alex? No, no, no.

[Caller/Guest]

It's not even the srt. But it's the. It's the leather. It's got the. The navigation or in the. The TV and the sunroof and all that. But no, it's not.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Does it have a Hemi in it?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I think it's the SRT then. No, not the srt.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Slt. Is it two wheel drive? Four.

[Caller/Guest]

Two.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay. And it is an SLT with. Well, there's an rt, a Citadel and a crew. You think it's an rt?

[Caller/Guest]

It's got the third row seating and it's all leather inside. And it's got the. It's got the DVD player. I don't think it's. I know it's not Citadel. It's one of the lower trim.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I think it's 20 grand if it's what I think it is. But I need to know. And that's why. That's why. Again, not to be a smart ass, but that's why I keep saying, well, no, just do. Just do this. Go to givemetheven.com and dump the VIN number in. And then my system will decode it will know exactly what it is.

[Caller/Guest]

All right, cool.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Thank you. Give me the vin.com.

[Caller/Guest]

Wait, wait.

[Turley]

She's pulling up right now.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

06 Silverado with 300 on it. Tyler, you've got to be from the country with that many miles. Where you living?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm in Tomball.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

There you go. That's not the country, but it used to be back in the day. Hey, is it an extended cab or a crew?

[Caller/Guest]

It's crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Four wheel drive or two.

[Caller/Guest]

Four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller/Guest]

I'd say it's pretty clean. About eight on the outside, eight on the inside.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Leather or cloth?

[Caller/Guest]

Leather.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Three to four grand with 300,000 miles on it.

[Caller/Guest]

Three to four grand for a Duramax?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Oh, I didn't know it's Duramax. All I've got Chevy, Silverado. That's all I see. So you've got a four wheel drive Duramax 06 with 300 on it. It's probably seven to eight grand. Six to eight grand.

[Caller/Guest]

Six grand.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yep.

[Caller/Guest]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Go to givemetheven.com. put the VIN number in, push a couple of pictures and just tell them in the. In the notes say, wolf, hit this at six to eight grand. I need an actual offer and we will email you an actual offer.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Thank you. And the reason I'm throwing a range out there is because I'm not laying my eyeballs on it. The, the, the nicer stuff that's newer, it's easier. But this old stuff with 300, 000 miles, is it a rough. Did it rival live a rough life or has it had an easy life? I don't know. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So, yeah, I'm on. I'm on. I'm on vacation for two weeks with the wife. But I got the. But the baby boys.

[Charlie]

Boy, seven year old, he's a black last.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I bet he's so proud of himself.

[Charlie]

What does that mean?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Oh, we get home, he's like, I'm gonna go brush my teeth and I'm gonna go get my Jamies on. I'm gonna.

[Turley]

Big boy.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

What time we getting up? Going to work. Dad, he loves it. He loves it. Oh, yeah. Are we gonna go eat breakfast? He's so excited to be out hanging out with you. Oh, yeah. He's not under his mother's wrath. Right, Right.

[Bobbo]

So you've done the Rangers game. You guys hit Six Flags over Texas?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah, no, no, no. We went to the pool the other night and he just, you know, she's been gone a couple of days, but I, I did. He. He wanted to go to. He wanted to go to the pool. You know, I'm a member of Bushwood, so we go up to Bushwood and he goes swimming and my friends are all up there cocktailing and I don't have my wife with me, so they're. Long story short, we took an Uber back to the house. We had to take an Uber back home. Good for you, though. Night number one, dad gets drunk. What is.

[Bobbo]

What does it cost to Uber?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Number two, dad's hungover, goes to Ranger game, and just only drinking Diet Coke.

[Charlie]

That's great.

[Bobbo]

Bushwood to Johnson County. Is that like a $50?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It was about 60.

[Bobbo]

Was it really?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And then you had to get home the next day. Oh, yeah.

[Turley]

So you had to get back because your car is there.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah. Yeah. But hey, I was being responsible.

[Turley]

That's right. That's all that matters.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Back in the day, our, you know, when we were kids, we might have.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Hit the family night buffet and just loaded down. Oh, yeah. What Were you saying about back when.

[Bobbo]

We were kids, there were a lot of places we had to go where they don't really have anymore. You know, Crystal's Pizza palace was awesome. Casa Bonita over at the Hulen mall was awesome.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We're going on a fishing trip next weekend after the show with my buddies. Gunandhook.com if you're a hunter or a fisherman, go to gunandhook.com and they book. They're doing like, we buy cars online, right? They're selling hunt and fishing packages online. So where. Like, they're outfitters online. Where's this package you got in South Louisiana? In Venice. But I've been with these guys, been duck hunting a lot with them. They're having. They've got a neat business. They're the only people in the market. And they said it's hard to get people to trust that that's a trusted relationship.

[Turley]

Right.

[Charlie]

Your guide, right.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

You know, gonna go to a website, go to gunandhook.com and book a elk hunt in Idaho.

[Charlie]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

They're like, what if we get to Idaho and this sucks?

[Charlie]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

So, so they've got. They're really, they, they're really involved with the guides. These guys are hunters. They're not. They're business people, but they're hunters and they're way believing in their product and they're very much on the customer experience.

[Charlie]

Okay, so you're not booking a trip specifically with them, but they, you can do stuff all over the country.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

They have. Yes, they have.

[Charlie]

That's interesting.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

They sift out their guides in their packages and they're very involved with feedback and they only want to sell the best, so to speak.

[Charlie]

So I went down and flounder fishing in Port Aransas.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yes.

[Charlie]

That guy may be a gun and hook rep. Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

So you go to gunandhook.com and book your deal through them. That sounds cool.

[Turley]

Yeah, I'm gonna use that in Colorado, actually.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

You know where they said their biggest market is is Colorado, Louisiana. Really? He said Lafayette, Louisiana. We get more business out of there. Really? These rich Louisiana hunters? No, they don't have to be rich, but those guys are down. I mean, they're serious about their stuff. So anyway, that's a little plug for a buddy. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Everybody on hold to get on the air with me. Stick. They'll load you up in the queue during this commercial break. We'll Be right back. My name is John Clay.

[Caller/Guest]

We'll.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

If I buy cars on the air, Forgive me, the VI. GiveIn.com if we don't beat a CarMax offer, we'll overnight you a check for $100. Houston, Texas, Oklahoma City, we're fixing to be gone. If you want to join us, go to the iHeart. Go to my webpage, givemetheven.com and scroll the bottom. You see all the radio stations you can stream from. And also the podcast is available on iTunes. Hour number four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Morning, everyone. Last hour, then the party's over.

[Charlie]

Oh, man.

[Bobbo]

Then what am I gonna do?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Really? Lafayette, good morning. Houston on espn. Beaumont on espn. Good morning, Amarillo. Good morning. Oklahoma City's off. Arkansas, Fayetteville's on. Fort Smith is on. Abilene is on. Wichita Falls is on. There's one I'm forgetting. There's fixing me more than I'm gonna be forgetting more.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, really?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

We're working on adding. We want to try to have 25 stations by next March. That's a lot for me.

[Charlie]

How far up in the Northeast do we go now?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

We haven't started yet. Okay. No, we're gonna start. Start Pittsburgh. Kdve, the classic rock station, I think is the first one that's going to come on. All right. And then DC101.

[Turley]

Oh, wow. Really?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah, really. The old Stern movie station.

[Charlie]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Dc.

[Turley]

I applied for a job there. Didn't get it at that station.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah. Really? Oh, yeah. Wow. 104.3 in New York City. Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. Allentown, Pa, a Kzzo in Allentown. They're all supposed to be coming up.

[Bobbo]

Pretty quick in Allentown.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah, like Billy Joel Allen.

[Bobbo]

I heard they're closing all the factories down.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Oh, my God. Christy Brinkley's there, though, man. Yeah.

[Charlie]

This dope candy.

[Bobbo]

Iron and coke, chromium steel.

[Turley]

JD you sound so not cool when you say that.

[Charlie]

He just had his dope candy. You dope candy, man.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I'm looking in the queue here, and here's what I've got. I've got a 97.7F 250 with 220, 000 miles, a 95 ram half ton with 262, 000 miles, a 94 Silverado with 147, 000 miles, and a 15 caravan with 3615 car.

[Turley]

Well, there's one. That's a 15 at least.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah. I mean everybody. These cars are lasting long.

[Turley]

Everybody on vacation this weekend.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I don't know. But these cars must be lasting longer than.

[Bobbo]

Which one will John Clay Wolf choose?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I'm gonna choose this 97 if it's the new body style. Daniel, Is that the first car of the new body style? Is that the 99 that came out in 97?

[Caller/Guest]

No, no, it's still. It's still the old body style.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Is it a four wheel drive?

[Caller/Guest]

It's four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

How nice is it?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, it's. The exterior is pretty good, but the interior, the seats ripped on the driver's side.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

And then you know the instrument cluster bezel.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

On the. On the dash. That's broken, man.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It's. It's probably a thousand bucks is my guess.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, yeah. Listen, listen.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I understand. I understand. It's just not me. I. Old, old mild out stuff is really not me because I mean for me. Where do you live?

[Caller/Guest]

I live in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay. So I've got to buy this car. Got a pan buyer, $100. I got to pay a truck driver $250 to go get it. I got to get it up here and I got to spend $150 on a full detail. And then I got to spend probably 500 getting it ready with the seat and the. I'm going to have more than this car. That's why I have to start so low that it's not worth it. You know, if the car was ready, you know, probably 2500, maybe it is a four wheel drive. But then they're still hard to sell. Is true. And stuff starts breaking. So I. It's just. It's just a market that I don't jack with that much. If I can buy them right, I'll jack with them. But am I gonna go to the end of the moon on 97F250 with 220? No.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. No, I just want to see.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I hear you.

[Caller/Guest]

Pretty good for me on a 07 I had. So I said, well, I'll see what you talk about.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Did you sell it to us?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, yeah, it was a Duramax.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

So how did that deal go down? I want to hear from a. You know, you're a stranger to me. We don't know one another, but you did business with my company. So you went to give me the vin.com and put the stuff in and then what was the experience like from your side?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, they sent me an email Probably 5 minutes after I put it in.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

With an offer, I think it was like 22,000. 21. 21 something.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Asked to send some more pictures. I sent some more pictures. I actually was wrong on the mileage when I put it in. Sent it back, but they said, well, we'll still go ahead and give you 20 for it, because I think about 10,000 off on the miles.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay. That's fair.

[Caller/Guest]

Came picked my truck up. I had. I had. I still owed money on it. So y' all paid. Paid the bank. Once the bank sent the title to y', all, y' all sent a rest to me.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

So from. From people listening, your first experience when you went to this website and you hear this guy's buying cars sight unseen online, did you think it's got to be a hoax?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, Yeah. I mean, Carmax, I'll tell you, y' all gave me 20,000 for it. Carmax offered me 15.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay. Wow.

[Caller/Guest]

Direct Auto offered me 17 or 18 somewhere around there.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And you go to a website and get 20. So right then. And you'd already been through the pain of going to these other dealerships and waiting for them to lick the paint and do all the stuff and come back and give you an offer, you go to a website and they email you an offer for five grand more than CarMax. So you're. If I'm you, I'm thinking, this has got. Where's the catch? Something's wrong.

[Caller/Guest]

Right, right, right.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. So then at first, it ended up taking a while to get my set check because my bank. My bank had screwed something up. So I'm like, oh, here we go. This is. This the. This is what I'm getting for. But no, it ended up being all right. And it was better than trying to get somebody say, hey, well, you just give me the money, pay it off, and then. And then give me the check once I get the title.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

What I do with people when there's a problem with the title of the lender, I just tell my guys to tell the customer to call his lender. There's nobody that's going to get on their ass better than you. Because when we call to put. When we call to put pressure on them, they don't care because we're a dealer. But if you call them and you're the customers, like, hey, this guy sent you a check. He wants to get the title. I need it done then so that it speeds it up. So I love this story and I'm glad I asked. This is. I mean, obviously, is this set Up. Do you know me? Right. No, I mean, so. So this is great. So you went to a website. You got 5,000 more than CarMax, you got 3,000 more than Texas Direct. And you've got a guy showing up at your house without a bunch of bs, a bunch of salesman's crap. It's just money and everything goes down the way that was promised. Is that what I'm hearing?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. I wasn't. Yeah, I wasn't even home when he stick the truck up.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

I left the keys there. He came, picked it up. It was gone by the time I got home. And then I had to check not long after.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Why did you trust us with. With this deal? Why did you leave the keys for us and trust us? I'm glad you did. And of course, we came through on our end. But what made you trust us?

[Caller/Guest]

I couldn't really put it into words, but I just know y'. All. I hear you on the radio often. You know, I work Saturday, so Saturday morning I always have it on.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay. That's radio. And that's what I thought.

[Caller/Guest]

A respectable dealer, you know.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

So I had a guy with a Bronco, a $20,000, like a 70 model Bronco. He left the title in the truck and the keys in his driveway. And we went by and picked it up and then mailed him a check because we're like, we'll leave the check in your mailbox. He said, no, just mail it. And I'm like, why does this guy trust us? And he said, yeah, I couldn't really. I'll tell you what he said. He said, because I told my rep to call him. I said, why is he trusting us with this? Why is he trusting us with $20,000? He doesn't know us somewhere dot com. And he said, I've been listening to John Clay Wolf on the radio in Houston for four years, and if that guy's going to screw me, I need to reevaluate my entire life.

[Charlie]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Perfect. Dan, thanks for calling in. Sorry I'm not any more help on this high mileage old truck.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah, no, no problem. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I wasn't fishing for a testimonial, but if that ain't a good one, I don't know.

[Bobbo]

That's nice, man.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah, I mean, that's the deal. And it takes away while in these new cities for them to trust us.

[Charlie]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And that's why we do so much more business in Houston than we do everywhere else. Because we've been on there in Houston for four or five. Five. Five or six. A long time.

[Turley]

It's picking up in Dallas for sure. And then the other markets, it's, you know, Wichita Falls came on pretty quick.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And I'll tell you why.

[Turley]

Because.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Because I marketed. I used to own Vernon Auto Group, Wolf Ford Dodge, and I started the show in Wichita Falls so that people are familiar with this whole concept. Without the radio show will not work. It won't.

[Turley]

You hear that, folks?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

We. We. We've gone into markets and just run advertisements. Without the radio show to test it. Yeah, nothing. Just another dot com. Catch me. Screw me. They don't. They gotta trust you.

[Charlie]

They get to know you here.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

15 Dodge Caravan with 36. Shane, I can already tell you if you got a big. Anybody listening, when you finance vans, you're up, you're upside down. It's weird. They drop. They depreciate harder than most other cars. What's your payoff?

[Caller/Guest]

What's the payoff? Like the total?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah, if you want to. If I'm gonna go pay off the title, what's it gonna cost me?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, well, I think. I mean, we still owe on it. Really. I was just trying to just see what it'd be worth now with the mileage that we. That we have on it Currently. It's my wife vehicle. I don't know. I mean, I think. I mean, I don't know. I was just trying to get really. To see what you think may be worth at this. No, I hear you in the.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

No, I just wonder what your payoff is. Do you even know what the payoff is? I mean, not. Not exactly. Just roughly. Is it 15? Is it 20? Is it 12?

[Caller/Guest]

Probably close to 20.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

That's what I figured.

[Caller/Guest]

Like brand new. Because, I mean. Yeah, she got it last year. Brand new.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Is it a. Is it a SE or sxt? Do y' all know which trim level it is?

[Caller/Guest]

Is it se, baby. Se? What does that mean?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Oh, it's the trim level. There's SE and sxt. Is it cloth or leather?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, it's just the base model. It's cloth.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay, I'm going to bid it as an sc and I'll give you market transactions.

[Caller/Guest]

You're probably correct.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

So they're bringing 15 grand with miles with the miles in the low 30s. I'm looking at a chart right now. Denver, last week, 30,400 miles brought 15 2. Baltimore, Washington. 158 with 31. Riverside, California. 149 with 33. Dallas, 158 with 34. See, I told You. Dallas always brings more money. It's weird. Utah 14 eight with 35. So the money's mid teens. It's 15 grand truck, huh? There you go.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, that's cool.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Chris, this Dodge has so many miles on it. In the age I gotta see pictures on it before I bid it.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Just go to givemetheven.com, give me the vin.com, put the vin number in a couple pictures and we'll email you an offer. Just like that guy was explaining. Same thing on this, Robert. Same thing on this 94 GMC Silverado. I don't want to my. I bid them on the radio. These older cars, I bid them low because I'm afraid that they look bad. But when I see them in pictures, when I see them in pictures, I'm like, wait a minute, we got a real one. And in a real one, a real one is still worth the money.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. Well, this is a travel time. It's a suburban, but. But it's not a suburban. It's a Silverado.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

What is it a. It's a conversion?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, it's a. It's a Silverado, but it's a suburban body and it's decked out to cruise.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I got you. I got you. Well, go to the. Go to the website and load it up and take a picture of the outside and then take a picture of the inside so we can get a feel for it. And I'll give a number because it's a 94. I mean it's old as hell, but. Yeah, but I got to see what it's worth. I got to know. 13 Acura ILX with 37,000 miles. Jeff, good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Howdy.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Where are you calling from? Beaumont. I know where that is. BE 11th Street, Gulf Coast Auto Auction. Been there about 5,000 times. Jeff, it says ILX. Is it a hybrid or the regular?

[Caller/Guest]

Regular.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Dynamic, premium tech or base technology. Okay, what color?

[Caller/Guest]

Silver.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Silver miles are 37. If it's got a clean. If it's got a clean carfax, I am a 15 grand buyer.

[Caller/Guest]

15?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yep.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yep, yep, yep. Go. Give me the vin.com. load it up. If you want to sell it to us, we'll get you checked, get you paid. MKZ with 157,000 miles worth about five grand. Drew, I don't even need to take that one of the air. Five to six grand. The miles are big. 09 Charger with 43. Robert. Which body style is 09? The last year the what? Year they start the new body style.

[Caller/Guest]

Got me.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

But this is the same body as 0789, right?

[Caller/Guest]

Correct, correct.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And it's an SXT.

[Caller/Guest]

SXT has a spoiler alloy rim.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Gotcha.

[Caller/Guest]

Black on black.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Leather or cloth?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, it's not cloth, but I'm not leather either.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It's half ass leather. Yeah, that's fine. Oh, it's a charger. It's a six cylinder, right? Not, not an eight.

[Caller/Guest]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And it's an sxt and it's got pleather and it's got alloys and it's got a roof. It's got great miles. Only got 43 on it, right?

[Caller/Guest]

Almost 43. We're still in the 40.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Does $7,000 buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

I actually owe about 11 and a half on it.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Well, I think the end money on it is eight.

[Caller/Guest]

And that's kind of what I was looking at as well.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I'd probably give eight if you said, hey, eight will buy it. Right now I give eight, I. And just for everybody listening, I mean we talk about numbers, right? Blah blah blah, 10 grand, 20 grand, 24 grand. What buys damn car? If somebody gets serious with me, I'll get real serious real fast. Hey John, I know seven's right, but it'll buy it. Now do I have your word that eight of it. Yes, I own it. And when I say that I own that bitch, I mean I will pay you if you're not lying to me about the condition. It is done. You can cash, you can cash the check on my word.

[Caller/Guest]

So let me ask you this. I want to make a few more payments to get my payoff down, but.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It doesn't go as fast. I mean, so you're still paying interest on it. Like if you just, just FYI. And if you sell it to us right before a payoff's due, I mean a payment's due, then you can take that payment and add it to the negative equity because we call and get 15 day payoffs or 10 day payoffs with the lenders because we got to get them paid off quick so we can get titles and get them turned. So I don't think that math really works. When you, when you figure it out, you'll think you'll see that you're doing better to sell it right before payments due and then add the extra to get it knocked out from the eight grand and be done. I gotta keep, I gotta keep rolling. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4, 800, 800 radio or just go to givemetheven.com. Mr. Caldwell.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I'm good. You have a 2012 Benzo? What color?

[Caller/Guest]

It's white.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

That's good. White's good. Is it leather or pleather?

[Caller/Guest]

Is that pleather? I think they call it, you know, the standard.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay, it's a C250. Is it a two door or four door?

[Caller/Guest]

Four door.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

So it's a four cylinder turbo?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And it's got 38 on the clock. Okay, quick questions. Does it have 18 inch wheels?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, it has the AMG7 spoke wheels.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Does it have factory navigation?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Does it have the Panamera pan, the big sunroof or the regular sunroof?

[Caller/Guest]

Not the Panorama?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I'm a 16,5 buyer.

[Caller/Guest]

Even I, if it's 35 pre owned, don't matter.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It just, I mean I'm looking at all my systems and I actually built the car in my computer system just to make, make sure I was dead on. It says 16675 is what I can sell it for. So I gotta, I gotta go down there and buy it from you, get it, get a check for 16. Where do you live?

[Caller/Guest]

In Houston.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay. And I gotta ship it to Dallas to get that money. It's gonna cost me 250. So I'm gonna make about 400 bucks on the deal if you sell it to me for 600. And that's kind of what we try to average. Three to 400 bucks. We buy and sell a couple hundred cars a week. We do it on a very thin margin. But I mean when you do the math on that, it adds up. I mean we make money, but my God, we spend, you know, $15 million a month doing it.

[Caller/Guest]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

So we tie up a lot of money. The payoffs are just. Do you have a payoff on it?

[Caller/Guest]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

So see, I got it. What's your payoff?

[Caller/Guest]

I think it's 70.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

So I got a fire off 17 grand. The Mercedes Benz Financial or whoever you got it with. And I've got to wait three weeks for a title. So I've got 17 grand tied up and if you. It's just I can only work so cheap I guess is what I'm saying. You know, would I give 16 to. Possibly if you said 16 to buy it, would I give 17? I don't think so. But, but, but that's why I always push people to the website. Because when I see that picture, I might be able to oversell that car just a little bit to the next guy because it's so damn pretty. And screw the computer, screw what it says I might be able to push what will buy it.

[Caller/Guest]

I don't know. Texas direct means 16 to 18, but they haven't seen it yet.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah. And they always hit that high range just to keep you hooked. And very rarely do they ever, ever, ever give it. So they're thinking 16 to 17. They're exactly what I'm sitting here telling you.

[Caller/Guest]

Right. And 17 is what I need, at least.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

So if 17 will buy it just because. Just cause I'm in a good mood, just put me down for 17 and let me know if I bought it. And go to givemetheven.com, load it up and we'll come pick it up.

[Caller/Guest]

All right, I'm driving right now, and I'll see what I do when I get to the house.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Thanks, man. Later. And the reason I bumped a little bit is because the more I thought about it, we got a white car, we got the good wheel. It's a little bit prettier than the rest of them. And I think I can get a little bit more. I'm not full of it because it sounded like I was, but I started thinking about what I'm saying here, and I'm like, yeah, I got a prettier car than the average, so I can give a little more and make it work, hopefully. 800-800-radio. 800-800-7234. My name is John Clay Wolf. JD Ryan Bobo, we'll be with you till noon. And we're buying cars in the air. I like to do a song of great social and political import.

[Caller/Guest]

It goes like this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

My friends all drive Porsches I must make amends Worked hard all my lifetime no help from my friends so, oh, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz? Oh, Lord. Speaking of Beaumont, a color? Was she Port Arthur or Beaumont Darling?

[Caller/Guest]

$4.

[Turley]

I slept in the room that she OD'd in in California.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah, I don't know if that's cooler. I slept in a room that Baba OD'd in in Fort Worth.

[Charlie]

Oh, God, here we go.

[Bobbo]

Not fatally, as he says. Just for six or seven hours.

[Charlie]

I understand.

[Bobbo]

It was all right. It was actually okay.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Really. I went and got that. That needle, that adrenaline popped him back.

[Bobbo]

John's got a big vinyl set of Physical Graffiti. It really got me through.

[Charlie]

It didn't know that.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah. Goodbye.

[Charlie]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Oh, I just went on vacation.

[Charlie]

Yeah, you did.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

With my family.

[Charlie]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

That's painful, dude.

[Charlie]

Why, why, why you say that?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Being on vacation with your family. Family is like being in the ER with a girl that you've been dating for a while.

[Charlie]

Why?

[Bobbo]

Never a good reason for that.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Because no matter what they say, you're like, ah, okay, whatever. Yep. I mean, the money just starts flying.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

You know, wait, she's gonna need this. This, this. Yeah. Okay. All right, well, this is gonna be a hundred. I mean it's like hundreds are just flying out of your pocket.

[Charlie]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Like a gun. Boom, boom. Every decision, every comment, it's a hundred. Bam, bam, bam, bam. Charlie, you just got off vacation. Can you, can you feel me?

[Turley]

No. Because we stayed at a friend's house.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah.

[Turley]

And then, I mean, we just kind of just played it by ear. The only expensive stuff was rafting and zip lining. But everything else, it's Colorado. You're out in the outdoors, you can hike, it's free. I mean, just shopping, you know, costs a little bit, but you're just walking through the outdoors, you don't care.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I mean, you go to the shop and you get them two boogie boards. They're $10 a piece, dude, it's cheap. But when you leave there, the bill's 97 bucks. I know, you go to dinner and the bill's $100. You, you, you stop at the store. Cuz we're going to get something for breakfast so we don't have to go to the restaurant and spend 100, you know, 89. Oh, wow.

[Charlie]

Big savings.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Hey, we're going to run across here. We didn't run. Rent a car. You know, in the cabs, if you're staying in a nice place, their prices go up.

[Charlie]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I didn't realize that.

[Turley]

You basically take it like it's Vegas. You have this whatever amount of money set aside and said this money will be spending no matter what you're trying to save it. It's not gonna happen.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Right.

[Turley]

It's just gonna spend just before you leave. Go ahead and accept it because if you don't, it makes your vacation crap.

[Bobbo]

You can cut corners, man.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

The little baby starts throwing stuff off the rail of the condo. What, of the high rise? No, just chunking. Just chunking stuff over the rail. He's a bad chunker.

[Bobbo]

What kind of stuff?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Like, like clothing that we just purchased, you know, and it's on the roof. And, and I ask, hey, can you get this off the roof? He's like, ah, we really don't have access to that part of the roof. There's another Hundred.

[Charlie]

Did somebody do something to this child? Like stun gun, something?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

No, I mean something. I mean, if you. If you're driving with this kid.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

And he has the wind, you got to look. Lock the windows immediately. He's sitting in his babysitt. He's two and a half and he's laughing and he's throwing stuff out the window.

[Charlie]

You need to get a hold of this.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Hey, it's not that easy. You can't beat a two year old. No, you can't. I mean, get on to him, but.

[Bobbo]

Keep him away from the Ouija board so he doesn't get possessed by the Zuzu.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Now he's throwing some good stuff at. We have to like slam on the brakes and go back. Oh, yeah. He took my suitcase and he threw it out the window. Swear you're a sitcom. I'm telling you, the kid will chunk stuff out the window and laugh. Look at you just laugh. His name's Baby Dayday. Baby Dayday didn't like that.

[Charlie]

Baby Day.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

He talks to himself in the third person. Baby Dayday. This baby. Baby Day is hungry. Somebody needs to make Baby Dayday a sandwich. Your son says this mama needs to make Baby Dayday a sandwich now.

[Charlie]

Oh, you let him get away with.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

This, with talking about himself as Baby Day.

[Charlie]

This is going to be problems.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Well, I mean, Baby Day got his.

[Charlie]

Own suitcase out the window.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Baby Dayday is the Hulk. Ah. Hulk smash Baby Dayday. You don't want to make Baby Dayday mad. You won't like Baby Dayday when he's angry.

[Bobbo]

He'll be five years old referring to himself in the third person like Steve Martin. Who is Baby Dayday?

[Charlie]

Dude, this needs to stop. You need some. You need an intervention or something.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Kid intervention. We sent him to his grandmother's house in Denmark for two weeks. Maybe she can straighten him out.

[Charlie]

Yeah, that'll work. They're real strict there.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Baby jj. Baby Day is gonna run over you with his car. Hang on, Grandma. Here it comes.

[Charlie]

Holy mackerel.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah, he's a trip.

[Charlie]

So glad to be out of the kids stage.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

The kid business is tough business.

[Charlie]

I was in it. I was in it. I survived. It's like hazing and fraternities. You're sort of glad you did it, but you're sort of glad you're out of it.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Nicholas. An eleven. Gl. 450 with a hundred. Do you have any other offers? Have you been anywhere? Oh, let's call her up. Nicholas. Mercedes. Nicholas, you there? I'm gonna dump out. I don't know where he is. 03 Duramax with 130. 07 NKZ with 157. Drew, this truck is worth five grand. This 150,000 mile Lincoln. If that's the SUV, I get get confused. The MKZ or the MKX? Which one's a Ford Edge?

[Caller/Guest]

No, it's the, it's the car. It's the first year to say change from the LS to the four door. I think it's the mkz.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go, go. I'm not that familiar with those and I, I kind of am, but I think my number is gonna be so low. You're gonna cuss me.

[Turley]

I don't want.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I don't. I don't want you to cuss me on the radio.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, it's leather navigation, like all the bells and whistles.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It's the miles, man. I'm choking. 2 grand. 14 Durango with 28. Will you there? I don't think it's worth 2 grand. Is it leather?

[Caller/Guest]

Cloth leather. It's unlimited.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

What color?

[Caller/Guest]

Slate gray.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Four wheel drive or two?

[Caller/Guest]

Two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Eight or six cylinder?

[Caller/Guest]

It's the six cylinder. It's got the, the sunroof and the navigation and the heated front and back seats.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It's got all the goods. How many miles again? You've got a 28,008.

[Caller/Guest]

500.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah, I've set a clean Carfax. I'm a 20. 20, 20, 20, 20, 20. 23 grand. 23, 24 grand, guy. Perfect.

[Caller/Guest]

Thank you, sir.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Go to give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com, load it up and we'll get it bought. Terrains. I hate terrains. I don't know why they don't sell well. Travis.

[Turley]

Mini suv.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I mean, they should sell well. There's plenty that do. Travis, is this terrain. Does it have leather?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, it has the beige and the black leather with the red stitching.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay. Does it have navigation or sunroof?

[Caller/Guest]

It has the sunroof. Not, not the navigation. It has everything that Denali would have except for the Denali logo, the navigation, and the DVD players.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay, is it a. So it's a four cylinder. Most of them are. Or is it a six?

[Caller/Guest]

No, it's. It's a six cylinder.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Is it a two wheel drive or four?

[Caller/Guest]

It's two wheel drive, front wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay. And it's an SLT2.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, it has, it has everything. Chrome wheels. It. You know, most people see them with the regular wheels. This has the chrome wheels, the chrome roof railings, you know, everything that like I said, it kind of looks like a Denali without the denali logos.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Well, 19 grand. Buy it.

[Caller/Guest]

I, I, I will think about that.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

I had, and I, and I know I recently been to some car dealerships. I was looking to buy something, and, and I've been offered, you know, of course, cars to car dealerships. I know they can give you a number.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

They can float the trade, figure around, and make you happy.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, they can float.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

So. So they keep going around 23, somewhere around it. But I know that they're gonna mess with that number somehow.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

When you go back and say, hey, I took the trade out, can I buy the, the one I'm buying 4,000 cheaper, they'll be like, yeah, I think the car's worth 20. I think 20 is the right number with those miles. Maybe 21, because it doesn't.

[Caller/Guest]

Go ahead 21 and 20. 21 and 21 to 22 is fair because I've seen a lot of them online. I've really researched because everybody kind of discouraged me with this and said terrains aren't worth anything after, you know, the 36, 000 mile warranty's out. You know, you might as well just.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

You got good equipment, though, you know? You got good equipment?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Do you want to sell it or trade it? Well, I mean, do you have to replace it if I bought it right now? Do you have to go buy a new car to drive? What do you want to buy?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm looking what we really want, and I found one for a fairly good price. We like the Ford Edge with the titanium package, you know, fully loaded.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Mm.

[Caller/Guest]

I found 1 for 30.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Check out Grand Prairie. Not Grand Prairie. Grapevine. Grapevine. Grapevine. Ford in Dallas. And tell them I sent you, and they'll give you my. I've got to deal with them for my listeners. I know you're an Amarillo. I think you are, because I see 806 area code.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, actually, I have an Amarillo number, but I'm actually in Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay, well, what part of Louisiana?

[Caller/Guest]

Lafayette. The best ever, right?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It's fun. Go to givemetheven.com loaded up. I'll get you to a dealer. We'll get a deal. Done. 8008-0072-3480-0800 Radio Baba. We get concerts. We've been concerting all, all summer. Do we have any concerts coming up?

[Bobbo]

Big part of my problem, man, is I had it really good for about four weeks, and now it's just, blah.

[Turley]

Next big one is Guns N Roses.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah, we JD Want to go to Guns N Roses?

[Charlie]

Sure.

[Turley]

I definitely. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay. Is it Texas Stadium?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Hopefully we'll get the pass.

[Turley]

Cowboys Stadium.

[Bobbo]

Cowboys.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Whatever it's called.

[Bobbo]

Texas Stadium.

[Charlie]

If we're all going, I. I'll go.

[Turley]

Yes. There's no doubt about it happening.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay.

[Turley]

I don't care. Wife's gonna stay behind.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Did Kim enjoy the Ingram show?

[Charlie]

Yeah, we had a great time with Billy Bob's. Yeah, that was fun.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Good.

[Charlie]

Jack Ingram.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

We didn't talk much about that. You and I went to that two weeks ago.

[Charlie]

Yeah, well, we went on vacation right afterwards.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah, it was. It was fun.

[Charlie]

You didn't like it?

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

No, I liked it.

[Charlie]

Anyone? It was fun.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I've seen it so many times.

[Charlie]

Yeah, but.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

No, I'm glad I went. I'm excited to see his new album or hear his new album. I don't really care to see it. I. I hope it gets him back where he needs to be. I think he's that guy. We'll see.

[Charlie]

We'll see.

[Turley]

Well, it's better than some of the country out there. Have you heard the new Toby Keith song?

[Charlie]

No. Don't do this to me. Don't. Don't ruin every little.

[Bobbo]

I actually had a lot of nice things to say about it.

[Charlie]

You never said anything nice about Toby.

[Bobbo]

Yes, I have. I'm an objective music guy. Come on.

[Charlie]

Said he's a woman.

[Bobbo]

Well, he does look a little female. Look at those lips.

[Charlie]

He could crush you.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Play it with his lips. You got it.

[Turley]

Oh, it's not playing.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Oh, it's not terrible. So bad.

[Turley]

It's bad.

[Charlie]

What's it about?

[Bobbo]

It is cliche.

[Turley]

Remember the song Cowboy Way?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You know, if we had a few more cowboys in the world, the world be better. We'd have more thank yous and yes, sirs and no, ma'.

[Caller/Guest]

Am.

[Charlie]

It's not broke. And the tagline is going to be rapid.

[Bobbo]

No, it'd be a lot better world if we had a few more cowboys. It's cliche, but. But, but, but compared to the other Red Dirt stuff out there.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

It's so well recorded. Because you get so tired of these guys that don't know how to produce an album, producing albums, and everybody plays it, you know, it sounds great. But the tagline. What was the tagline? Charlie Was priceless. Oh, if the Capitol was in Texas.

[Turley]

If the White House was in Texas.

[Bobbo]

White House was in Texas. Might get more straight answers if they let us smoke what we want to be. A lot less cancer.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

I'm serious. That was the tagline.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

That is sold you.

[Bobbo]

That is in the song.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

What's the deal I see on the board up here we haven't touched. Bobbo has a date with a biker chick.

[Bobbo]

Oh no, not really. Well, I mean she actually didn't show up so there's no nothing to talk.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

So there's not much of a story there.

[Bobbo]

No, I was excited, man.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Did you get her on like harley.com as opposed to farmers.com?

[Bobbo]

No pof. Plenty of fish.com.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And I could put together plenty of fat dot com. I could put together a whole rant about this website. She's a cool chick, man. She's very good friends with a couple, a couple of members of my family and people around town everybody knows her. Nice chick, man. And she said night before last, hey, here's my number. Call me up Friday, I'll come over, we'll have a drink, you know, I'll meet you, we'll, we'll go have a drink.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I've seen her, I think. Does she ride around there? But she's got that leather vest on says gonorrhea britches embroidered on the back.

[Bobbo]

No, no, she's a nice chick, man. But at like 6 yesterday afternoon she texted me and said my kids are here.

[Turley]

Oh wow. You had a big night plan then, huh?

[Charlie]

So.

[Bobbo]

Well no, that's. That was just her.

[Turley]

She had a big night plan with Mr. Baba.

[Bobbo]

Her kids probably were there.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah. Ugh. I mean I like my kids.

[Bobbo]

Never, never got to hang out. Well, that's what they do. Well, it's totally different. John.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number. We're going to take a quick break. Be back uno momento. Portfolio vore with the last segment of today's presentation. Stay tuned.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

So The Dallas shooter, J.D.

[Charlie]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

This guy had to be a sniper in military to fire off that many rounds.

[Charlie]

He's ex military, but he was reserved. He was a reservist. He was throwing out of the military.

[Bobbo]

Same training.

[Charlie]

Sniper.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yeah, you get boot camp.

[Charlie]

How do you hit that many when you're pulling? I don't even know what he was shooting with.

[Turley]

He may have been training to answer. It was a long rifle SR or whatever they call it.

[Charlie]

It was an. Was it an ar?

[Turley]

Yeah. No, not an ar. There was a. It's a long rifle that he had in a handgun with them.

[Charlie]

You fire enough bullets you're going to hit people, especially in a crowded situation.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

But why didn't they hit more people? What? I mean, that. It just crazy to think shot. Unfortunately, yeah. So was it two or one?

[Turley]

There's still one right now. That's.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Why do you think there's two?

[Charlie]

At one point, they were saying there were three people in custody. One of them was a woman, and then they had this. A shooter or one of these shooters cornered in a parking garage. That was at one point. But again, remember, the media, they're doing their best to tell the story, but it changes constantly.

[Turley]

Yeah, because they're getting information from people, witnesses. And if you're in a downtown area, one sound sounds like it's coming from one direction, but it echoes.

[Charlie]

Right. So one bullet sounds like 10. And then, you know, somebody empties a magazine, it sounds like a hundred.

[Bobbo]

But originally in the first 90 minutes of this story coming out, because I listened to it live, I was there as it happened. It was a protest. And then all of a sudden, it was something else. They had two. Two suspects that left the scene in two separate Mercedes Benzes that had camouflaged big gear bags on them. These two guys.

[Turley]

That's a new one. I haven't heard that one.

[Bobbo]

Which sounded like, you know, a coordinated effort. And now they're saying one shoot.

[Charlie]

So I never heard that story at all about Mercedes Benz.

[Bobbo]

We're less than 48 hours away from the original occurrence. So it's changing that fast.

[Turley]

Oh, and it's to the point to where they're saying that the organizers, they never even plan the route. It's just kind of like, go organically. So how does that guy.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

If you look at the map, how close to JFK shooting?

[Turley]

Oh, I know.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It's very creepy. Very close. Yeah, I mean, very close. And from an elevator, maybe two, right? Yeah, it's like two blocks. Hang on, I'm gonna grab this. Max, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Guest]

I live in Clyde, 15 miles east of Abilene.

[Charlie]

Clyde.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

You know Chick Lassiter? No, no, I used to buy cars from him at Hanner Chevrolet years ago. I know where Clyde is. Okay, we got a.09 Mitsubishi Eclipse GT with 6,000 miles. Is that right?

[Caller/Guest]

It's a EGS.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

What's an EGS?

[Caller/Guest]

I don't know. I got the title. Looking here, it says model egs.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay, and again, that's why we need the VIN number, but because if you can go to my website and put the VIN number in, it's Then that's why the the website's just called givemetheven.com. i love the miles and I like the. Is it leather? Cloth?

[Caller/Guest]

It's cloth.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Is it automatic or stick?

[Caller/Guest]

It's automatic.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I'm thinking 8 grand for an 09 Mitsubishi Eclipse. But I need to see pictures. I need to get the VIN number. Can you take a couple of pictures with your phone and go to that website? My website givemetheven.com and put the VIN number and the miles and the pictures in. It'll only take you if you've got two pics snapped on your phone and you have the VIN handy. You the form will take you about 30 seconds to get through. We don't have one of those long winded forms. The vin, the miles and the pictures. Boom boom boom. And then your email address and your phone number and we'll email you an offer or text it to you however you want it.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, well thank you a lot.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Thank you. 800, 800 radio are the simplest especially since we're about done with the show today. Just go to give me the Venda Glenn. An 09 EOS convertible with 60 is going to be four to five grand, maybe six. Again go to give me the vin.com. just load it up and we'll send you a letter. Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Good. Huh. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio and 05F 350 Harley Texas at a four wheel drive or two?

[Caller/Guest]

Four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Is it dually? No long bed one tonight. Single wheel. Is it a 250 or 350? Oh it's a one time.

[Caller/Guest]

It's a 350.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

This car is going to be a 10 to 1012, 13ish. I need to see pictures.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Huh. It's a. And have you deleted the EGR on it yet?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, it's already been deleted. I already had the AR studs put.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

In it so it's not going to fall apart on me.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, it's. It's all been done.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

That's what I need to know. Okay. Yeah. Go givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll try to get it bought. Where do you live? We pick up out of Amarillo once a week. We have a drop zone up there where you can get your check. About five, ten minutes from downtown.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. All right.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Okay, thanks. 800, 800 radios to call in again. Don't even bother. We've got so many callers on hold. Just go to give me the vi.

[Charlie]

To the time for the dead person call or phone stories.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Finish this with this.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, right.

[Charlie]

Oh, yeah, right.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

We need some, some good music to go along with the story because it's pretty funny. It's not. I mean, how can a dead person story. It's not funny. Yeah, it's just kind of odd. Odd.

[Charlie]

Oh, dear Lord.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

So we get an email, we get a submission from a customer. Okay. For a next new Denali truck next to new technology, fifty thousand dollar rig. Okay. And she sent in the request, we sent back the deal and she accepted. Okay, real quick, real quick. And we ask, you know the title. Who's the name in this and that? It's her husband. He just passed away. And when, you know, they start bringing it. Well, long story short, I mean, I don't know if they've gotten the body out of the house yet. What? What? I mean, it was quick. She was. She was. She was selling his truck fast.

[Charlie]

But it was still warm.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I. I think he was dead.

[Charlie]

Yeah, he quit. He's quit breathing.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Do you have a death certificate? No, he's. You know, he's.

[Charlie]

I haven't actually.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Definitely no funeral girl yet.

[Charlie]

Yeah, I haven't actually killed him yet, but it's early.

[Bobbo]

I'm not actually dead yet.

[Charlie]

You've always been a liar.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

You can't. I mean, they're like, hey, I don't want to make another payment on it. Get rid of it now. Okay, that's cool. But it was just. It was like, wow. I mean, it was like. It was so fast. Like, how do we do the paperwork on this? Can you just put the pen in his hand and sign it for him? Oh, my God, man.

[Charlie]

The way he just died.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Charlie, how many dead people cars do we buy? About three weeks.

[Turley]

Oh, at least. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

At least.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

I mean, we have become professionals with airship papers. What. What's all the stuff called? Death certificates.

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Estates.

[Turley]

Who's. Who's in charge of the state.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Oh, yeah, right.

[Bobbo]

Someday one of my children are gonna have to sell my bomb. No, it's sad but true.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

If you're sitting on Aunt Edna's car, we'll buy it. I mean, these low mileage Lincolns, you know, that were still sitting at the old folks home for 10 years and then they pass away. Now you got to sell the car.

[Charlie]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

You're going to keep it for three months thinking for the sentimental value, and you're like, forget it, I'll sell it. We buy them all the time and we've really gotten. We actually have a specialist on airship and Title work really on hand. Frankie. Okay. She and Connie, they know this stuff because we had to learn as we go. Because you go to get this thing transferred and they need X, y and Z. Z and it's. You got to be a half ass lawyer to get it done right. But yeah, we do it all the time. So if you have a loved one that you inherited a car or you bought a car from your neighbor that passed away, you know, we're trying to be uplifting here, but yeah. Do we buy so easy you can.

[Charlie]

Do it from the funeral home in.

[Bobbo]

Times of such difficulty. We can help with that leftover vehicle.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Vehicle.

[Bobbo]

Just call John Clay Wolf or go to givemetheven.com and don't worry, this isn't car friends. It's the car business.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Give me the funeralvin.com so easy. You can do it from the funeral home. Yeah. God.

[Caller/Guest]

My God.

[Charlie]

Love it.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

It's been a fun day for those of y'. All. For those of y' all who've been riding along with us since jump this morning.

[Charlie]

We all get a week off with vacation.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

We come back all charged up, ready to go. So tell your friends, tell your family, tell whoever if they want to sell their car. Go to givemetheven.com I'm. Turley and I are going next door as soon as the show's over. And work through the system. Help the buyers on the customer buys.

[Charlie]

And if Uncle Jimmy's not feeling well, find out where that title is.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Yes. Isn't that the damn truth?

[Bobbo]

Good God, man.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Player spot. We're out of here. See y'. All. See ya. Givemethevin.com Put your VIN number and your miles. Press go. My guys will email you an offer letter. I'm in the room bidding the numbers as well. We do it all day long. We buy a thousand cars a month. We're the largest wholesale dealer in the whole region. GiveMeTheVin.com the V I N. Yes, I want to buy your car. That's what I do. And I'm the best at it. And if I don't beat a current carmax offer, I'll overnight you a check for $100.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. You need the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

The 20 years I've been in this, people are always, hey, John, put me on the money. Hey, John, put me on the money. Well, now I can put everybody on the money. @givemetheven.com I want to buy your @givemethe vin.com that's givemethevin.com Put in the VIN, put in the miles. It's over. It's that quick? Givemetheven.com and if I don't beat a current Carmax offer, I will overnight you a check for a hundred dollars.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you.

[John Clay Wolf (main host)]

Can do it in your underwear.