#530 John Clay Wolfe Show 11.15.25

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show

Episode #530
November 16, 2025 – Live from Rattlesnake Roadhouse, Walnut Springs, TX

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Overview

This lively, on-location episode captures the John Clay Wolfe Show broadcast from the Rattlesnake Roadhouse in Walnut Springs, Texas, coinciding with the second annual Rattle and Roll Car Show. As always, John and the crew—Bob O, JD Ryan, “Pre K” Turley, and a rotating cast of regulars and guests—riff on everything from small-town Texas life to cars, sports, rock & roll, and a healthy dose of mischief.

The show is packed with local color, hilarious banter, irreverent real talk, unexpected callers, and the celebrity horsepower of Chip Foose and Richard Rawlings. It’s an immersive ride through Americana, car culture, and the quirks of everyday people.

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Main Themes

• Small-Town Texas and Car Culture: Celebrating local flavor, regional events, and the grassroots car scene.
• Family, Unexpected Parenthood, and DNA Surprises: Open phones for people’s stories about discovering unknown children or finding new parents after years apart.
• Rock & Roll and Pop Culture: Recaps of the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, musical memories, and classic rock stories.
• Car Buying, Classic Cars, and The GiveMeTheVin Lightning Round: On-air car appraisals with John, trading quips and prices live.
• Humor and Loose Cannon Energy: The show’s signature blend of unfiltered, fun conversations, unpredictable callers, and playful inside-jokes.

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Detailed Breakdown and Highlights

1. Car Show Kickoff & Small-Town Vibes

[00:42-04:10]

• Live crowd at Walnut Springs, TX for the car show.
• John marvels at the early turnout: “I was shocked to see how many cars are already here at 7:30 in the morning…You can't drink all day if you don't start first thing in the morning." (John Clay Wolfe, 00:42)
• Colorful depiction of Walnut Springs’ tiny size, comparing it to Blazing Saddles' Rock Ridge.
• Local high school football: The six-man team disbanded due to two injuries—so small, one or two injuries can end the season! (04:03)

2. Home-Schooling and SNAP Benefits

[04:10-06:42]

• The crew discusses new Texas policies paying parents to homeschool, expressing shock.
  • "Now you're getting paid to keep your kids home. No idea. That's gonna be a big deal." (John, 04:34)
• SNAP/EBT debate, rumors about drug testing for benefits, and skepticism about news sources:
  • “Everything we gets from the Internet. So it could be totally false, right?” (JD Ryan, 06:03)

3. TSA/Airports, Airport Anxiety, and Smuggling Tales

[07:02-09:22]

• Lighthearted talk on post-government-shutdown travel, air traffic, and TSA lines.
• Bob O confesses feeling guilty at TSA despite doing nothing wrong.
• Jokes about sneaking weed onto planes, referencing Ron White’s infamous bust after his pilots turned him in:
  • “Ask Ron White, who got caught with marijuana on his plane because his pilots turned him in. ...They got tired of him smoking it on board because then it's in their system.” (JD, 08:56)

4. Lightning Round: Car Calls and Appraisals

[10:40-14:43, passim]

• Real callers pitch vehicles for on-air evaluation.
• Jacqueline tries to describe a noise her old Camry makes; John, in classic comedic form, prods her to mimic the noise so he can “diagnose” by sound:
  • “Is it a good 280 (thousand miles)? Is there anything wrong with it at all?” (John, 11:15)
  • “I need to hear you do it as well as you can do it so I can figure out if it's the expensive tap, the not so expensive tap, or the almost free tap.” (John, 12:30)
• $500 offer is declined, with playful banter about her “shy” energy and topless dancers.

5. Car Show and the Live Crowd

[15:37-18:46]

• The energy of the Rattlesnake Roadhouse and downtown described: “This is pretty cool. This place is going to be packed today. Come to Walnut Springs.” (John, 16:20)
• Shoutouts to car celebrities: Chip Foose, Richard Rawlings, and Dennis Collins will appear.
• Birthday banter: JD Ryan is roasted for getting old; crew scoffs at elaborate adult birthday celebrations.

6. Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Recap

[19:01-22:27]

• Jim Carrey’s induction speech for Soundgarden, David Letterman on Warren Zevon, and Paul Rodgers (Bad Company) video message.
• "Pay no attention to the burn marks on the pick guard. Someone backstage was playing with matches.” (Jim Carrey in clip, 19:36)
• John and Bob O poke fun at “feel good” speeches and rumors about inductees.

7. Florida News — Fast Pizza & Golf Course Carnage

[28:01-31:19]

• Woman caught speeding at 107 mph—her excuse: “I was hungry, speeding for pizza.” (Caller, 28:45)
• Teen does $160,000 of golf course damage, high on Uncle Butch’s weed:
  • “Guess what happened then. Jessica got excited. Oh, no, I get it.” (JD, 31:00)

8. Heartfelt Appalachian Trail Caller

[31:56-35:40]

• Regular “Sir Minus” checks in from the trail, regaling the crew with a romantic/raunchy tent story—PG-13 by way of FCC guidelines.
  • “If it wasn't the weather keeping us up all night, we would have kept each other up all night. The tent walls had to get washed out in the next few days.” (Sir Minus, 33:23)
• Comic riffing about “hookups” on the trail.

9. More Car Lightning Round

[45:33-48:21 etc.]

• The crew handles a series of car appraisals, full of John’s one-liners and mock flirtation.
  • “You got a very sexy car. How do you keep the ladies off of you?” (John to Brent, 45:51)

10. Political Satire & Parody Guests

[50:36-54:34]

• “Rush Limbaugh” (impression/character) calls in: “Nationwide, it’s America First. I told Karl Rove back in 1979…” (Bob O as Rush Limbaugh, 51:03)
• Surreal, tongue-in-cheek explanations of American politics, drug lords, and media.

11. Heavy Calls: Surprise Kids & DNA Reality

[59:04–71:59]

• A powerful segment of real listeners discussing surprise children, DNA reveals, late-life reconnections, unplanned fatherhood, and heartbreak:
  • “If you met your kid after he or she was 15 and you had no idea, call in. I want to hear those stories.” (John, 60:57)
  • Stories range from emotional to comic, each handled with candid empathy and curiosity.

12. Sports Betting and Football Talk

[72:29–81:34]

• “Game of chicken” over point spreads on NCAA and NFL matchups.
• College picks, wagering between John and Pre K; references to Texas, Georgia, Notre Dame, and more.

13. The "Dope Report"

[87:40–89:03]

• Bob Floyd’s “dope report” on the ever-increasing strength of legal weed, with invented math:
  • “1400 times stronger than your regular illegal marijuana. That’s a fact. It’s close to a fact.”
• Satirical economics lesson about street prices, drug tourism, and holiday profits.

14. Black, White, Latino or Other

[89:48–93:13]

• Pre K’s signature “guess the criminal” bit: Florida man, coffee-throwing, rainbow-haired suspect, analyzed by the crew.
  • “There’s not a white guy in America that orders red drink.” (John, 91:40)
  • Suspect is revealed: “A black man, looks like Dave Chappelle with a wig on!” (Pre K, 92:04)

15. Guest: Chip Foose & Richard Rawlings – Celebrity Car Talk

[107:50–116:14; 118:32–125:41]

• Celebrated custom car builder Chip Foose joins live, keeping his word to attend the show and reflecting on SEMA crunches, the art of the build, and the camaraderie with fans.
  • “I did the last four days with no sleep. I was working 20 hours a day for almost two months.” (Chip Foose, 112:23)
• Richard Rawlings (Gas Monkey Garage) jumps in to trade SEMA war stories and marvel at the turnout:
  • “There was actually a traffic jam coming into Walnut Springs.” (Richard Rawlings, 121:07)
• The guests banter about the challenge and joy of car building, the event’s success, and John’s vision of Walnut Springs as Radiator Springs come to life.

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Notable Quotes

• John Clay Wolfe (on Walnut Springs car show): “This is like Rock Ridge, but it’s about two blocks of old buildings. … The six man football team this year had to disband before homecoming. Their homecoming game was an alumni flag football game. …because they had an injury. It’s not a joke. It’s the damn truth.” (03:30)
• JD Ryan (on TSA): “Everybody in the world that goes through TSA feels guilty. While your stuff's being looked at, you're like, what have I done?” (07:37)
• Caller “Sir Minus” (on Appalachian Trail romance): “We get up there, can’t go down either side… Thunderstorm. I have nothing to sleep in… She goes, ‘Sir Minus, get in the tent.’ If it wasn’t the weather keeping us up, we would have kept each other up all night.” (33:23)
• Chip Foose (on meeting commitments): “I kept my word. … It’s not about the money. I’m just going to a show.” (108:00)
• Richard Rawlings: “There was actually a traffic jam coming into Walnut Springs.” (121:11)

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Memorable On-Air Moments

• Jacqueline’s Car Noise: John urges a caller to impersonate her car’s “tap, tap, tap,” sparking a running in-joke about shyness and topless dancers.
• Black, White, Latino or Other: Crew debates the demographics of a drive-thru assault suspect, with laugh-out-loud speculation about “red drink” and rainbow hair.
• Live Negotiations: John and callers haggle on the spot—$500 for a Camry, $17,500 for a ’71 El Camino—showcasing the show’s unique mix of car expertise and playful showmanship.
• Sports Bet “Chicken”: Pre K and John raise sports lines to absurd levels as they try to psych each other out on air.
• Chip Foose & Richard Rawlings: Two SEMA legends on stage together, discussing the insanity of getting show cars finished, and sharing respect and war stories.
• Sir Minus’s Appalachian Love Tale: Proving anything goes on the John Clay Wolfe Show.

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Key Timestamps

• 00:42 – Show kickoff, Walnut Springs live vibe
• 04:10 – Texas schools & home-schooling money
• 06:41 – Air traffic & TSA anxiety
• 10:40 – Lightning round: car appraisal calls begin
• 15:37 – Big car show crowd; shoutouts to guests
• 19:00 – Rock & Roll Hall of Fame segment
• 28:10 – “Florida News”: pizza speeding & golf course carnage
• 31:56 – ‘Sir Minus’ Appalachian Trail check-in
• 50:36 – Parody call from “Rush Limbaugh”
• 59:04 – Call-in stories: unknown parenthood and DNA surprises
• 72:29 – Sports betting: CFB & NFL picks
• 87:40 – Bob Floyd’s “Dope Report”
• 89:48 – Black, White, Latino or Other
• 107:50 – Chip Foose arrives, live interview, SEMA stories
• 118:32 – Chip Foose & Richard Rawlings on stage together
• 124:03 – Plans for the audience panel and more crowd festivities

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Tone & Style

Always quick-witted, casual, and often irreverent, with plenty of cross-talk, callouts, and inside humor. The energy is as Texas as it gets—down-to-earth but brimming with tall tales, teasing, and the freewheeling banter of friends who know how to take a joke and keep the party going.

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For Listeners

Even if you weren’t there in person, this episode transports you into the thick of a rowdy, sunny day in small-town Texas, surrounded by roaring engines, live music, eccentric locals, and the best and weirdest of car culture. Whether you’re a gearhead, sports fan, halcyon family historian, or just love off-beat humor, there’s something here for you.

Quick Rec: Don’t miss the segments with Chip Foose and Richard Rawlings (107:50+) for top-tier car talk, or the "lightning round" car appraisals, and listen out for wild true-life stories in the surprise kid/DNA calls (59:04–71:59).

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Find More

• Full show archives: PodBean (“The John Clay Wolfe Show”)
• Live Video/Stream: jcwshow.com / YouTube
• Next Live Event: May 2026, Walnut Springs Motorcycle Rally; Adam Carolla live next weekend

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“If you want to be here, get in your car and come out. You don’t want to miss this one.”
(John Clay Wolfe, passim)

Transcript

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[Radio Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com hit him up now. 800, 800 radio 1, 800, 800 radio. Now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a beautiful Saturday morning, November 15th. The weather couldn't be better than it is. This is. This is nice. We're having a party here in this little town of Walnut Springs, Texas. A car show and just kind of an overall party. And I was shocked to see how many cars are already here at 7:30 in the morning. When I was driving through already, guys are already in the bar because you can't drink all day if you don't.

[Bob O]

Start with first thing in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

First thing in the morning. That's right, that's right, that's right, that's right. Good morning, Albert. We even have Elian Gonzalez in from Cuba. He found some espresso is what you were looking for. That's good, that's good.

[Bob O]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know if you knew that, you know, Elian came over on the raft as a child, Right. And then he renamed himself because he was getting too much press, so. So he changed his name and he works for Give me the Vin. And he's our Miami manager, but I outed him because the real Elian Gonzalez is. If you want to come and make donations to Elian Gonzalez, he's here in the house. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. JD is the. Do you have your light on or. I mean, do you have your makeup right?

[JD Ryan]

My makeup is correct. I can do that in the dark, though. I've been doing it for 40 years. I don't know why the light's not on here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just didn't know how. We've never done the show here live at the Rattlesnake Roadhouse. It's very cool. This feels like when we were in Baton Rouge at the Shed, the LSU famous. That's what this feels. And it's about the same early morning turnout, right?

[JD Ryan]

It's better yet. There's tons of people in the street though. Have you seen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, there's a lot of people and we've got, we've got. I don't know what we've got for breakfast. So I know we have breakfast. I know we have Bloody Marys. I know we're all set up. Charlie, you haven't been down here yet so you're getting, you're getting screwed.

[Pre K]

Yeah. I have not seen the turnout and you need to turn me down because it's feedback.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rob, are you running the mix? Yeah. That's pretty heavy.

[Pre K]

I saw your video. Looks like there's a crowd already out there. Cars lined up, the early birds. Hell, there was people at 7:30 last night asking where to park their cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Pre K]

Yes, it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I think there's going to be 400 cars. Normally the pre reg is. You could double it on the day of. So we've got, we went around and mapped, got with the show. The car show coordinators have mapped out all the different lots and I, I think it's going to be just.

[Bob O]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trailer parking. If you're, if you're driving to the event right now, trailer parking is at the football stadium.

[Bob O]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a six man stadium. Yeah. So don't blink. Don't blink. You might miss it. And let me, let. Let me explain how, how big the town of Walnut Springs, Texas is. I tell people. Have you ever seen Blazing Saddles? This is like Rock Ridge, but it's about. It's about two blocks of old buildings. But the six man football team this year had to disband before homecoming. So their homecoming game was an alumni flag football game. Do you know why they had to disband? JD the football team?

[Caller/Listener]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they had an injury. It's not a joke. It's not a joke. It's the damn truth.

[JD Ryan]

One man down, two men down. Two men.

[Bob O]

Two injuries running, two injuries.

[John Clay Wolf]

Had to cancel the six man football season. You know one, one thing also I was talking to guy on the school board yesterday is they've lost a lot of students. All these schools had and I did not realize. Did you know that the state. I don't know if the state of Texas Service national is paying parents to homeschool their kids now. So the money that they were, they were spending on.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

For the ISD and I don't know, I don't know the exacts, I don't know the terms. You guys might know. You can call in and tell us. But now you're getting paid to keep your kids home. No idea. That's gonna be a big deal.

[JD Ryan]

That's a big Deal.

[Bob O]

I gotta get me some kids.

[JD Ryan]

No, you don't. Help up. You got kids?

[Bob O]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had no idea.

[JD Ryan]

I had no idea either. There's paying people to keep their kids home to homeschool.

[Bob O]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I don't know what you have to go through. I don't know if you have to go through a class or how it gets set up.

[JD Ryan]

I'm sure it's a process.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I bet it's not that hard. What's going on with the. The Lone Star cards?

[Bob O]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a bad. The EBT cards.

[Bob O]

Yeah, snap.

[John Clay Wolf]

Snap.

[JD Ryan]

Snap cards. Well, that's coming back. Everybody's going to get their SNAP benefits. What Trump is saying is, however, they're going to actually make everybody come back in reapply. That way they can check people. They can also check them for drugs and alcohol.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you check someone for drugs? You make what I pass.

[JD Ryan]

That you make. Well, drugs are easier because you, you know, they stay in your system longer. So basically people come in every 30.

[Bob O]

Days to get checked.

[Pre K]

Oh, they're gonna make a drug test.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I heard. From who?

[JD Ryan]

From the government.

[Bob O]

USA. Patriot.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so. So to get back on SNAP.

[Bob O]

Thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

On food assistance.

[JD Ryan]

That's what I've heard. No idea. That's just. Again, remember, everything we get, everybody's gonna keep their kids.

[Bob O]

Internet.

[JD Ryan]

Everything we gets from the Internet. So it could be totally false, right? Or it could be from, you know, someplace Bob gets his news. Msnbc.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which could be false. Rachel. Meadow.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, wait a minute. He just popped me with the Patriots.org come on.

[Bob O]

I was joking.

[JD Ryan]

So was I.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, okay. Are the benefits turned back on?

[JD Ryan]

Yes. Yeah. The government's back on. The government's back open. It's going to take a little time to get the air traffic controllers back in the towers. That just. That doesn't happen overnight and then. But really, I mean the air traffic control system is back to 100%.

[John Clay Wolf]

Almost no.

[JD Ryan]

Yesterday.

[Bob O]

It's time for plane talk with your captain, J.D.

[Pre K]

Ryan.

[JD Ryan]

I watched the air traffic control. There's a website where you can watch the flow. Yesterday it was back to almost 100. Actually very few delays. Chicago had some midday. But that can happen any. Any given day. That could be weather. That could be a lot of things. But as far as air traffic controllers back of the tower, they are coming back and they are back.

[Bob O]

That's a damn relief.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, because you don't fly anywhere.

[Bob O]

What a. I haven't in a while since I went to Florida. But it Put me off a bit. What did the, the tsa, did they. Oh, the tsa.

[JD Ryan]

You don't like going through tsa?

[Bob O]

No, I mean, I walk in there and I'm sad. I don't. I left my firearm at home.

[JD Ryan]

Smart man.

[Bob O]

But I walk in there, people that haven't. I do it so seldom, I'm not acclimated to the experience.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Bob O]

Of having people in uniform go through your stuff. Yeah. And I feel guilty as soon as I walk in there of something. I'm like, oh, my God, everybody in.

[JD Ryan]

The world that goes through TSA feels guilty. While your stuff's being looked at, you're like, what have I done?

[Pre K]

Where am I?

[JD Ryan]

What could be in there?

[Caller/Listener]

Why are they.

[JD Ryan]

And then the guy looks up at you while. While they're looking at the X ray and goes, uh huh huh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't you step over here?

[Bob O]

My overnight kit. You know, there's some. 40 years ago Cocaine still my overnight kit. Because, I mean, I. I carry aftershave and underarm and. But I don't use that stuff. No, it says to carry the case.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Bob O]

Just in case.

[JD Ryan]

Just in case.

[Pre K]

Have you ever tried to sneak a little something? Something, you know, maybe a little weed, Edible?

[Bob O]

No. Hell no.

[JD Ryan]

On an airplane?

[Pre K]

Yeah, just, you know, you kind of stuff it in your suitcase, maybe wrap it up and put it in a sock, whatever, and then put it in your underwear and hide it real good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brandy, if she wanted to go to California with me the other day, right. Brandy, you know, you know you suck at your job.

[JD Ryan]

And.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she said, well, I haven't been up there in five years. Like, I know, but you're like, in charge of recon and stuff. Would it be a good idea for you to come out there and spend a couple days. I'm out there working. Well, I guess so. I hadn't been by the pot store in a while. Now we can bring that home on your plane, right? Of course. Just load it up with. With. It's still illegal. Huge bags.

[JD Ryan]

But the chances of getting caught are slow. Slimmer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Anytime.

[JD Ryan]

Ask, ask. What's it? Ron White, who got caught with marijuana on his plane because his pilots turned him in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

Yes, they did, because they were. They got tired of him smoking it on board because then it's in their system. So they're like, don't smoke on the airplane. He would smoke on the airplane. Finally, the pilots just went, hey, if you guys want to meet us at the terminal when we taxi in, have a dog ready. That's all we're going to say. And they did and he got busted.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. True story.

[John Clay Wolf]

The guy from whistling diesel, which you might not be familiar with, he just got arrested yesterday for not paying tax on a Ferrari. Okay, we'll catch that and more when we come back. The lightning round is up next. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 800800 radio is the call in number for the lightning round. Year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean, which I see on plenty of people's shirts today. And there's actually a dog. There is, there's a dog. Look, Rob, I don't know if you, if you got the camera on that. If you go to YouTube, you'll see this dog sweater that's got an average, rougher clean. Sell that, put it up on our face. My name's John Clay Wolf. This is the show. We will be back live from the Rattlesnake roadhouse in Walnut Springs, Texas. Just a minute for the cars. Cuz my bed's on fire. Don't touch me. I'm a real live wire. Psycho killer. Run, run, run, run, run, run, run.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevit.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the John Clay Wolf in Sugarland, Texas. Good morning, you're on the air. What you got?

[Caller/Listener]

Hi, I have a 2009 Toyota Camry. It has like, it needs to be changed to spark plugs. And it's really nice exteriorly. Exterior. And the inside is leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles are on it?

[Caller/Listener]

And the dashboard has been changed. What?

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles are on it?

[Caller/Listener]

Over 280,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Only 280,000? Oh, golly. Sounds pretty sexy. Jacqueline, you're getting me hot early in the morning. Is it a good. Is it a good 280? Is there anything wrong with it at all?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, a little bit. It makes some types of noise, but I'm not sure exactly what it is. My dad would put this thing that reads what's wrong with it? Like a reader and he says it's supposed to change the spark plugs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, tell me about the noise. Can you like recreate the noise? Because I can diagnose it just by hearing you do it.

[Caller/Listener]

I don't want to look at my dad. Let me see.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no. We don't need you. So is it like clunky clunkity or ba ba ba ba. I mean, like just, just tell me what it sounds like. And where. And where's that coming from?

[Caller/Listener]

I don't hear it inside, only I hear it outside. You know what I mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's not like from the window motor.

[Caller/Listener]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, okay, so when you're outside the car, you hear a tap, tap, tap, tap.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, but when I'm inside, I don't hear anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, give me one more. There's three different type of taps that. That 08 Note 9 Camrys have on the outside, and I need to hear you do it as well as you can do it so I can figure out if it's the expensive tap, the not so expensive tap, or the almost free tap.

[Caller/Listener]

I don't like you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I want you to. I want. I want you to impersonate the noise real clearly. I'm listening closely so I can diagnose this so I can put a number on this car. What do you hear, Jacqueline? Come on, Jacqueline, you can do better.

[Caller/Listener]

I don't know. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow. Jacqueline's obviously never been a topless dancer. She's a little shy.

[Caller/Listener]

A what?

[John Clay Wolf]

A topless dancer.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm not a topless dancer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Me.

[Caller/Listener]

How old are you? I'm 38.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I said you've never been a topless dancer. You're very shy.

[Caller/Listener]

Correct. I'm very shy and timid.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you do for a living?

[Caller/Listener]

I don't want to talk about that right now. I'm trying to get a car dealer.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you, a teacher?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I'm unemployed right now, but I'm trying to get a dealership license.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. Jacqueline, don't spend all this at the same place, but I'll give you 500 for it.

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, I'm sorry. Thank you. I know 09 is.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're doing me a favor, Jacqueline, huh? Don't apologize to me. I'm thankful. No, it's all good. Okay, we'll be back in just a minute. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Jacqueline gets to keep her car. We get to keep our 500. And. And there'll be another day to fight for the Toyota Camry with the tappity tap, tap, tap. Be right back.

[Radio Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Radio Announcer]

We now Return to the John Clay Wolf Show. Broadcasting on air online anywhere you are with a smartphone and an Internet connection. In 800, 800 radio, check out the podcast jcwshow.com the number one weekend morning show in America. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Bob O]

Yeah, that's what I said. Live and live and live at the Rattlesnake Roadhouse. It's the second annual rattle and roll going on right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

You guys got to tell me when we're live.

[Caller/Listener]

Jesus Christ.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but, dude, you poke me all the time. You poke at me all the time. I mean, just God bless. How about a countdown or something?

[Bob O]

I didn't know either, man. I suddenly found it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so I said, john, hey, I'm on the radio. Stop calling me. Just turn it on. 92. 5. Everybody's coming up wanting to poke and talk. I need to know where to. There's a lot of people in town.

[Bob O]

There's a lot. They're going to be a lot more people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ton more people in town.

[Bob O]

Yeah. This is a great scene, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is. We've never done breakfast in here. We've never done. We've never opened early like this in here. This is pretty cool. This place is going to be packed today. Come to Walnut Springs, Texas. Rattle and roll car show today. Get in the car, Austin. Hop in the car. We're two hours away. Dallas, we're an hour and a half away. Fort Worth, we're an hour away. Y' all can figure it out. It's 12 miles south of Glen Rose and there are going to be more beautiful cars here and more good times. The weather is incredible. You go to walnutspringsrally.com, scroll to the very, very bottom, and you'll see the touring roads, the scenic roads to get here. It's gorgeous. If you want to trailer your car in, park it at the high school football stadium here in town. We're in the Rattlesnake Roadhouse right here in the middle of town. Bosque canteen is across the street. The car show lineup is right next to us. The GMTV garage is right down there. We've got some killer cards there. Rollins is bringing his sinister Chevelle. That just left. We got a crowd here that just left sema. It's coming straight from Vegas to here. Chip Foose will be here in about two hours. Dennis. God bless. Dennis Collins will be here.

[Pre K]

What's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, J.D.

[JD Ryan]

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D.

[Bob O]

Fell down.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. fell off the stage. Joe Biden, he's all right.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you very much.

[Pre K]

You know, he did have a birthday, so he's getting old.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here.

[Pre K]

J.D.

[JD Ryan]

Hey. Hey, Mike.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Pre K]

You don't want to know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yesterday. What was yesterday? How did it go?

[JD Ryan]

It was an amazing, fantastic sentence. 94. I don't look 94.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't look 94. You know, I don't care about my birthday at all.

[JD Ryan]

I don't either.

[John Clay Wolf]

I could give a rat's ass about my birthday.

[JD Ryan]

I'm with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would rather not have a birthday just because everybody wants to talk about it and I don't care.

[JD Ryan]

Adam with you? Totally with you. I actually ask one year because they send this email out for the company if everybody's birthday for the month. I even ask them one year. Please take my name off that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Now the birthday week thing I do where you do a little bit here and a little bit there over a week, right? That's cool.

[JD Ryan]

That's with your family.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but shutting down for a birthday. I mean, I've had 50 of them. Dude. I'm good, right?

[Bob O]

Let me tell you something, man. When your birthday is Christmas Eve, like me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob O]

You're not noticed during that birthday week thing. In fact, I do like a two and a half week fee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bob O]

20 days.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back. My name's John Clay.

[Pre K]

No, no, that was. It's just a birthday music for J.D. that's all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, thank you, Mike.

[Pre K]

Happy birthday. Six minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much time?

[Pre K]

Six minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six minutes. J.D. we got six minutes to talk about and celebrate your birthday, Everybody. Happy birthday, J.D. there we are.

[Caller/Listener]

There we are.

[Bob O]

Rock and Roll hall of Fame inductees came in last week and they were pretty cool. Did you see any of this? Jim Carrey.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob O]

Did an excellent speech inducting Sound Garden.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob O]

In the Rock and Roll hall of Fame. And he had the little girl who played one of the. The. The little girl in the Grinch who Stole Christmas. She's all grown up now.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's her name?

[JD Ryan]

Something.

[Bob O]

She. She has her own band, of course she does. Called the Pretty. The Pretty Reckless.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Bob O]

And she sang the. The song. But listen to this speech from Jim Carrey's cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[Bob O]

It's one point Mary Lou who?

[JD Ryan]

Or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

After the show, they handed me what is to this day one of my most prized possessions. The Fender Telecaster. Chris played on the show. Signed by the whole band. Pay no attention to the burn marks on the pick guard. Someone backstage was playing with matches.

[Bob O]

So that was pretty cool. David Letterman inducted Warren Z Bomb. Most people know from Werewolves of London.

[Pre K]

Right?

[Bob O]

But he did Some other cool stuff. And wrote a lot of songs that other artists made famous. This is David Letterman talking about a gift that Warren Zon gave him, which he handed to the lead guitarist of the Killers for them to play the song. It's got 1.2.

[John Clay Wolf]

The last time I saw Warren, after the show, Warren goes up to his dressing room. He's got the. A guitar there that he's used every time he's appeared on our show. He picks up the guitar and he puts it in the guitar case. He hands it to me and he says, take care of this for me. So for 22 years I have taken care of the guitar. This is the guitar right here. Tonight it's going back to work. I'm hiding in Honduras oh, yeah I'm a desperate man who is this doc?

[Bob O]

Warren Z. Von Lawyers, Guns and Money. That's the Killers doing a Warren Z. Von song.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Bob O]

They had a good time at the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rock and Roll hall of Fame.

[Bob O]

Paul Rogers could not make the View. Instead he made a little video message that they played for us. Cut. 1.3.

[Chip Foose]

That night I went to a dance and I heard a record by Little Richard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good Girl and Miss Mar.

[Chip Foose]

I thought to myself, I'm gonna follow that music and find out all about it. Now I found myself being inducted into.

[John Clay Wolf]

The brotherhood and sisterhood of the Rock.

[Chip Foose]

And Roll hall of Fame with our band Bad Company from the Desiderata. Whatever your labors and aspirations in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace with your soul.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is still a beautiful world.

[Chip Foose]

My prayer for us is that we all choose love. Thank you.

[Bob O]

Paul, Roger, Bad Company. Good to see them in those feel good speeches.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just tell them to shut up.

[Bob O]

Oh, yeah, you're going to get about 30% of that at the Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

The damn British Feel Good Rock and.

[Bob O]

Roll hall of Fame. Right? All you need is love and all that. Other inductees this year. Chubby Checker, Joe Cocker, Cindy Lauper got in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Outcast, Lesbian.

[Bob O]

Oh, most assuredly I haven't. I don't even have to ask her. Sound Garden and the White Stripes. Jack and MC Ryan.

[JD Ryan]

White Stripe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now they were not Brother Sister, Incest. I do I. That was a. That was a racket that wasn't true.

[Bob O]

Right, right. They were.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just want to make sure you knew.

[Bob O]

They were a damn good post punk group though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Bob O]

You know, they can make a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of music with two instruments.

[Bob O]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Scott, you're a pretty handy guy. We had Scott come in from Vegas. He's one of our listeners. Pilot. Scott, that door. Pilot Scott, could you take a crack? No, no, no, no, no.

[Bob O]

The roll up door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big one.

[JD Ryan]

The big one.

[Bob O]

Don't do it, Scott. It's a trick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big one, big one. It's so beautiful outside, dude. I mean it's kind of dark in here and I want to feel that air. I mean this is like this day, the weather.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think it could be better.

[JD Ryan]

It could not possibly be. I don't think it could be better.

[Bob O]

I got scared last weekend. They were talking about some kind of a swirl coming out of the Gulf and that's. As the week went on, chances got less and less. And now we're in the clear. Man, it's gonna be beautiful.

[JD Ryan]

Sunny Clear in 82.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect.

[Caller/Listener]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ken in Houston. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, good morning, John. Hey, just was talking with Pre K here. The, you know, 20, 25 is trying times for everybody. We could use more Reverend Charles and a little less Satan. So maybe the Rev could say a. Say a prayer. Thank you for that beautiful weather y' all got today.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you. Reverend Charles. Reverend Charles. I know you're down there having a morning margarita. I thought we were drinking Bloody Marys.

[JD Ryan]

Reverend.

[Bob O]

This is what little Paulie Paul run the bar says a virgin. Virgin margarita.

[John Clay Wolf]

It.

[JD Ryan]

I saw him make it. It was not virgin.

[Bob O]

It's only got, praise God, JD grand margarita I hold in my hand. Yeah. Has only got four ounces of vodka. Four ounces, which it is after 6:30 in the morning, business hours. Praise the Lord. Working reverends like myself, you know, children. Let us pray. God, we thank you for the weather, you think, for wonderful biscuits and gravy in the morning. Time is good. The coffee tastes fine. John Clay and J.D. ryan's doing live show up on stage and babble. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you doing the prayer for the show and the whole thing is that we're doing.

[Bob O]

I worry about Baba all the time.

[JD Ryan]

I do too.

[Bob O]

You don't. This boy ain't right.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is right, Reverend Charles. Here's a 10. Just to make sure you do a good job. And make sure to give it to the congregation, not. Not yourself.

[Bob O]

You should give it to Bible, tell him get a haircut. He ain't looking so Christian no more. Come down anyway.

[JD Ryan]

Lord Jesus had long hair.

[Bob O]

John had impended upon my prayer. All I was saying was, please, God, bless the people. Come to the rattlesnake. Bless the rattlesnake. Roadhouse at 7. Please, please, dear Jesus, Lord, Lord, Lord, don't let nothing happen to none of the cause. No, that's important at a car show. Lord, Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sir Charlie, how much time have I got?

[Pre K]

Let's get sir minus next because we.

[Bob O]

Gotta go to break.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean. Okay, sir minus, hang tight. From the Appalachian Trail. We're gonna go to break. We'll be right back. We're gonna play a different song in every town that we're in. All 60 stations to carry us across the country. Good morning, America. We're not going to play the song. They're going to play the song. If I was picking the music ralls, you know, it'd be good.

[Bob O]

Oh, no. So don't call here.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back. You're out of luck. And the reason that you had to care.

[Radio Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're back live at the Rattlesnake Roadhouse. Good morning. We got a crowd here this morning. We getting ready for this card show the people. The town is filling up. This is fun. Get your ass on the road. If you want to come out here and have a great day in Walnut Springs, Texas, go toWalnut Springs rally.com Chip Foose, Richard Rollins, Dennis Collins are all going to be here in a little bit. Speech impediment. Terence. People don't like him, by the way. Some people don't like him. Terrence, I have a lot of people complain about your part or I have a lot of people complain about your part on the radio show. And it really upset me.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I don't see why. I think by mistake I sent cards, you know, like business cards. John Clay Wolf show and at that time, Joan Jett and black horse Billy Otto coming. The regular news. Well, anyway, talk about snot benefits.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think speech impediment. Terrence might have a little bit of autism along with a speech impediment. Actually, he jumps. He's like me jump from subject to subject. Just boom. Without turning a blinker on. Let's take a hard left. Terrence, real quick, you got some news. Run me through the news updates real quick. We got to keep moving.

[Caller/Listener]

The good news. The good news is that the snap, you know, food stamps, I get Texas map. It's part snap on there on. It takes 24 to 72 hours to kick in. So it's one with.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the bad news?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, the bad news is 11 year old got killed in a rotary.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, thank you. Just lost him. We lost speech impedimentaries. That is bad. It's time for Florida Florida news. All right, you want to do that?

[JD Ryan]

We can. Oh.

[Bob O]

From North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D. ryan.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, so this week an officer in Tampa pulled over 21 year old woman. She was clocked at 107 miles an hour. She was in a big hurry. So what do you do? Her name is Yasmin Erazo. So what do you do when you get caught doing 107 miles an hour? What's the first thing you would do? Call your local radio station and explain to them why you've got stopped. That's what she did. Cut number eight.

[Caller/Listener]

There's a little season up the street from my house and where I was going to go jogging and so I was speeding in a cold as well. So I literally had like 15 minutes to get there. It even feel like 107. It just like I was driving to get to. I was hungry when they pulled me over, I was like oh my God, am I getting pulled over? And by the time I get to look to the back, he's already like. I didn't even get to go like into a gas station. I didn't even pull over. He literally got me in the middle of the road and I was like going at a green light and he got to my window was like get out.

[JD Ryan]

Speeding. Speeding for pizza. Pizza. She was 107 miles an hour to get her a pizza. Pizza.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pizza.

[JD Ryan]

Pizza.

[Bob O]

Pizza.

[JD Ryan]

A 17 year old drove onto a golf course. You know a lot of golf courses, not just Maravago, Bob, but a lot of them. And did some donuts. Did a hundred and sixty thousand dollars in damages.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[JD Ryan]

Here's the Volusia sheriff Mike Chitwood talking about the crime. Cut number nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

The vehicle entered the second hole here at Venetian Bay golf course and they.

[Caller/Listener]

Basically destroyed 7,000 square feet the second hole.

[John Clay Wolf]

Causing about $160,000 in damage. And based on LPR evidence, anonymous tips, we were able to get the person who drove the truck onto the greens. Keller Atkins, 17 year old Atlantic High school student.

[Caller/Listener]

Confessed to causing the damage because they were bored.

[John Clay Wolf]

Didn't think there's anything else to do.

[Bob O]

At 2:30 in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll use a line that my grandmother relayed on me. Nothing good happens after 10 o' clock at night.

[JD Ryan]

Amen to that. Since Lucia county there's nothing else to do.

[Chip Foose]

Bob.

[Bob O]

Really Bored.

[Caller/Listener]

Bored.

[Bob O]

And I had my friend Tammy with me.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, this is the driver of the car.

[Pre K]

17 year old girlfriend.

[Bob O]

He's not my girlfriend. But I wanted my girlfriend Jessica.

[JD Ryan]

Jessica was with you in the car?

[Bob O]

So we borrowed my uncle Butch's pickup truck.

[JD Ryan]

You were an uncle Butch's truck?

[Bob O]

He didn't, he didn't loan it to us, but we borrowed it. You know, he borrowed us. And you know, we found the glove box. What you found in the glove box? Uncle Butch's box of weed.

[JD Ryan]

Weed.

[Bob O]

And we got high. He got high at the golf course.

[JD Ryan]

That's when the spinning around the golf course sounded like a good idea.

[Bob O]

And I got excited, man, guess what?

[JD Ryan]

Guess what happened then.

[Bob O]

Jessica got excited. Oh, no, I get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get it.

[JD Ryan]

You can stop.

[Bob O]

We tore that mother up.

[JD Ryan]

I get you.

[Bob O]

I get you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Jacqueline's back for redemption. Remember the one that couldn't make the sounds of the car earlier? Yeah. She. She wants to sing us some.

[Bob O]

Oh my.

[Caller/Listener]

Jacqueline, can I sing now?

[Chip Foose]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, you should go ahead and sing us some Britney Spears.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. From the bottom of my broken heart Even though time may find me somebody new, you, first love, you were my true love.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Pre K]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sir Minus on the Appalachian Trail.

[Bob O]

Awesomeo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, guys, how's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's early. Real quick. Last week. Sir Minus has been walking. He's been walking thousand miles down the Appalachian Trail for months. He calls into the show every week. You can catch him on Facebook. It's JCW show hikes. The at, I think. Is that right?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, the Appalachian Trail.

[John Clay Wolf]

The at. Last week you called in from the trail. You know, you're out living on the trail and you wanted to share some love stories with us.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So go ahead, do that.

[Caller/Listener]

I met this woman back up in Maine and she was injured and she couldn't get on trail. And so I was like, listen, if you catch up, that'd be cool. Well, she did catch up. Her name was Bluebird. And our first day on the trail together, we were planning to go up to a mountaintop so I could wake up and see a sunrise and a sunset on the mountaintop. We get up there, can't go down on either side, have all our water, have to set up camp. Thunderstorm starts, I have nothing to sleep in because I'm on a hammock. Sleep on the trees up there. So she goes, sir Minus, get in the tent. So I'm in her tent on the first night hanging out with her. And if it wasn't the weather keeping us up all night. We would have kept each other up all night. And for FCC guidelines, I'll just say the tent walls got washed and had to get washed out. In the next few days.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got laid on the Appalachian Trail by a stoner Navy. What's her name?

[Caller/Listener]

Bluebird.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bluebird.

[Bob O]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

If that ain't stony, I don't know. It is.

[Caller/Listener]

Laid up in a fire tower up on. In the mountains in New Hampshire.

[Pre K]

Got laid in a fire tower.

[John Clay Wolf]

How. How many? How? You know, like a ranger tower. Turley, come on. Ah, you know, like he was. So. How many encouraged encounters excursions have you had on your incursion or whatever it's called? How many hookups have you had?

[Caller/Listener]

Just a hand. Just a handful. Just a handful.

[John Clay Wolf]

A handful is not a number, my good man. I'm looking for a number.

[Caller/Listener]

I'd say five or six. The numbers are totally against you out here, but I beat the odds. I got 106.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're walking through the woods and you. And you pass some girl walking the other way. Hey, would you like to. Would you like to breed? Sure, I'd love to. You know where a fire tower is we could go breed in?

[JD Ryan]

Probably not the opening line.

[Caller/Listener]

Before I lose you, I wanted to check in on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a question. I've got a question. Out of the five excursions with the women, what is the shortest amount of time from hello to breeding?

[Caller/Listener]

It was the same woman all the. All the times.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. I thought you pulled five fresh kills out of. No, no, no, no.

[Caller/Listener]

That would be like some record setting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Real quick.

[Caller/Listener]

What were you going to say, John? Yeah, I was going to ask about not to be pushy, but like on the car thing for driving to land at Dallas. If I do do that, I need to know so I can refund my flight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, dude, I. I don't know. I mean, I've got a gazillion things going on. I got thousands of people here today. You're busting my balls wanting to be a driver. I'll get there when I get to it. How about that?

[Bob O]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not to be.

[Caller/Listener]

You're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not to be pushy. I'm not to be a jerk, but come on. I mean, I've got.

[Caller/Listener]

Next Saturday will be my last day I call in to see y', all, but the day before I'm done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no. Send a. Send a note to Bobbo. He'll get it to somebody if we got a car in Atlanta.

[Bob O]

Needs to be.

[Caller/Listener]

How do I send the note to Bob through Instagram.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't. However you've been doing it and you. You JCW show the other day, sir. Bye. All right, not to be pushy, but I want you to handle transportation logistics on the radio this morning. No, we'll be back in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf. This is a JCW show. Bob O, JD Turley it, Rob Pre K's back there at the house and myself and a great crowd here. Early this Saturday morning, come to the Rattlesnake Roadhouse, Walnut Springs, Texas. We are live. We will be here until noon. And then at 12:30, Chip Foose, Dennis Collins, Richard Rawlins and myself will be sitting up here doing a panel, a Q and A where you can ask Chip or Richard Dennis questions about the car stuff. And we're in the middle of a badass car show. There's several hundred cars here today and I've seen some good stuff roll by. The weather could not be better. Hop in the car and head this way. We'll be right back.

[Radio Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay World Wolf show, presented by GiveMe the vin.com call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if they can't hear us, it's no good. Why don't you go down there and listen and make sure it's right so still get it set because this crowd's gonna get bigger. And if it doesn't sound good in the crowd, you know, it sucks. We've done a lot of lives and we've had it. Hadn't clapped back. Speaking of the clap, Bob, have you had any updates lately?

[Bob O]

God, yes. Yes, in fact.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob O]

In good shape.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kind of.

[Bob O]

It's kind of a secret thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really? Yeah, you know how I am with secrets.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. I can keep them, right? I wouldn't tell you anything day ever.

[Bob O]

Those small town gals.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, John, don't tell anybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Local.

[Bob O]

Yeah. Not here. Not here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Small town. He completely confessed, Right? And now he's trying to switch it on me. No. So you've got a local one?

[Bob O]

Yeah, got a. Got a liaison.

[JD Ryan]

A Walnut Springs one.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, don't lie.

[Bob O]

A buoy. Texas one. Texas. All right, where is she? Bowie, Texas. Where is she?

[JD Ryan]

Bowie B.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me know. Why aren't you here?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't.

[Bob O]

We're not doing that right now. This is liaison.

[John Clay Wolf]

Liaison, yeah.

[Bob O]

Yeah. We get nobody. Nobody sees us get together and hang though it would be fine. But at Our advanced age and all.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, Golly, that's a weak excuse.

[Bob O]

But yes, I'm in good shape. And no clap.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, speaking of women look like men. Man and man in drag, financially apprehended in a string of porch robberies.

[JD Ryan]

Yes. Alabama. Alabama, of course. Porch pirate. You all know what that is. Somebody goes up and steals the packages after UPS or whoever leaves them. 46 year old Todd Bond is his name. He was caught on camera. The reason he's unique, the name is Bond, Todd Bond. Except it would be more like this.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is Todd Todd Bond.

[JD Ryan]

He was dressed as a woman. Well, I guess he thought maybe that no one would recognize him as he dressed like a chick while he's doing this. Here's the Vinny from the Mobile County Sheriff's office talking about it to number three.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael walked up and we placed them in custody. We looked inside the vehicle. Lo and behold, we found the original packages that were stolen from here in Mobile. A couple of things that kind of stuck out to us that helped solve this crime was a, what's the vehicle?

[JD Ryan]

And I think B, obviously the more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Important was this person's particular look. We were trying to understand whether this person was dressing for Halloween or if this is the way they normally dress.

[JD Ryan]

What's wrong with me wearing a dress?

[Bob O]

They have. They have. So, okay, he got spotted on somebody's doorbell cam.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, of course.

[Bob O]

And he walks up to the door and he's looking all around. He's smoking a cigarette. And this person has at least 15 packages on their door. Big ones, small ones, you know, almost like a setup. He finishes his smoke, looks around one more time, looks right at the camera, butts his smoke and starts carrying him out to his vehicle. So they, they have, you know, in the far. They have pictures of the vehicle. They have pictures of the guy. They know where the packages came from. And they caught him, of course, based.

[JD Ryan]

On the vehicle and his dresses.

[Bob O]

And he was, he was dressed like a lady. Long blonde hair. And from far away, he looked like a normal lady.

[John Clay Wolf]

Papa, we do have some breakfast. Brought us some breakfast up from the kitchen at the Rattlesnake Roadhouse. We're serious about the.

[JD Ryan]

Sure did.

[Bob O]

Thank you very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Biscuits and gravy.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you.

[Bob O]

Close up. He doesn't look like a lady in all the guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Bob O]

Which is damn luck. You know, that's. That's how that goes. My favorite story this week, Joe Walsh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is living his best life these days.

[JD Ryan]

Wait a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Chip Foose]

Here we are.

[JD Ryan]

In Walnut Springs, Texas. And one of these days, this street that goes out in front of the rattlesnake right here will be named John Clee Wolf.

[Bob O]

Yes, it will.

[JD Ryan]

Joe Walsh is having his street in his hometown of Wichita, Kansas, named after him.

[Bob O]

Jody.

[JD Ryan]

Actually a sweet little sentimental song called Where I Grew up about his hometown. Here's part of it. Cut number two.

[John Clay Wolf]

I grew up in a little town. World wasn't a lot there to see.

[Bob O]

Joe Wallace, by the way, is going.

[JD Ryan]

To turn 78 next week. His father. This is kind of a wild story. Lt. Robert Newton Fiddler was a pilot in the U.S. air Force. Died in a midair collision while flying his Lockheed F80 Shooting Star during maneuvers over Okinawa, July 22, 1949. I never knew that about Joe Wall.

[John Clay Wolf]

I loved it when we had him on the show. That was like seven years ago.

[Bob O]

He was great, great, great interview. One of my favorite famous people in the world. I think you know Joe Walter. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That night we went and saw Joe Walsh and you took that big old drag off of that reefer, passed out on the front row.

[Bob O]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they medics had to come get you and carry you to the little er.

[Bob O]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was an interesting outro.

[Bob O]

Thank goodness I made it through the Joe Walsh show, but bad company was almost over. You had turned to go, and this wasn't three minutes after you walked away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I walked back. So I leave early.

[Bob O]

We can smell pot the whole show. We can smell it, but we don't know when.

[Chip Foose]

Get out of here.

[John Clay Wolf]

In here.

[JD Ryan]

Right, so.

[Bob O]

Right. So you're walking away, and I finally spotted the guy behind me. Two rows, just one seato. And I go, hey, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, man.

[JD Ryan]

Chair.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob O]

He hands it to me, dip it back, huge.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just held your breath.

[Bob O]

And I'm holding it, I'm holding it. Well, that's what you used to have to do. But the pot is so strong now. You know, you get. I mean, you want to hold on.

[JD Ryan]

To it like it's, it's.

[Bob O]

It's muscle memory, Right? Hold it. You got to hold it. The past clean out, man. Face busted, broke my glasses lay there. I didn't lay there long. I think it might have been like a 30 second thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is not a fake story.

[JD Ryan]

This is very real.

[Bob O]

And I woke up and it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like during the big. What do you call it at the end?

[Bob O]

Yeah, it was during the. He was playing bad Company. They were playing Bad Company. Oh, no. And they were girls, like rock and roll girls, saying, oh, are you okay? And that part Was really good. And then the wheelchair was there immediately. I think you made it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're getting hauled out on a wheelchair.

[Bob O]

They're wheeling me out up the concourse and they have to that. That stretch that runs between the lawn and the reserve seating where we were. We were on the front row for that show. They're wheeling me out and paul rogers thinking, bad company till the day I die.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen to you go.

[JD Ryan]

And I swear to God, here we go.

[Bob O]

I'm rolling by and I'm going, yeah, Paul rogers. And he's. He's got one foot up on the piano stool and he's playing like he does, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

He does like that.

[JD Ryan]

He looked right at you.

[Bob O]

Right at me. He does like that, man. Rock on, paul rogers.

[JD Ryan]

Like a rock and roll point.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800-7234, 800-800 radio. We are live. It is November 15th. We are at the rattlesnake roadhouse in walnut state springs, texas. The next segment is the call in segment with the cars. Year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. Call in right now if you want me to bid your car on the radio because this is the lightning round segment brought to you by America's best car buyer. Give me the v dot com. Give me the vin. Give me the vin. Give me the vin dot com. We got a great crowd here. We've already got tons of cars. We're very happy how the weather is. This is going to be a great day. If you're in the metroplex, put walnut springs in your mouth and bring your ass because this is a good one. Chip foose is gonna be here in a little bit. If you're a hot rodder, you don't know chip foose is. Then you're not a hot rod. Okay, right back. Bad company. I can deny bad company to the.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the john clay wolf show presented by givemethevent.com. hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the john clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brent, you've got a sexy car. 17 Ford Escape with 75,000 miles. How do you keep the ladies off of you? Hello, Brent. In lake weather. Yeah. I said you got a very sexy car. How do you keep. How do you keep the ladies off of you?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, just.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got one more time. Take care of my wood.

[Caller/Listener]

My buddy's friends, man, relying on me.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I got to take care of their wives. Okay, we got a 17 Ford Escape with 75,000 miles. Is it one of your Buddy's friends that passed away.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes. Huh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So are you calling on behalf of the widow?

[Caller/Listener]

I am, yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

So she was gonna go to. I said, well, let's give John a call first.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I got you escape. You don't know if it's two wheel drive or four wheel drive. You probably don't know what trim level it is, do you? No, it's two wheel drive.

[Caller/Listener]

It's a pretty middle of the road car.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's pretty middle of the road.

[Caller/Listener]

I was, you know, just the average, I'd say.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's a 7,500 rig. Let me check something real quick.

[Pre K]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, put me down for like put me down for 6, 500.

[Caller/Listener]

I'll do it, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you man. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Heath, you got a 22 Sierra 2500 at 4 Duramax with 70. It's been deleted. You want 60? That car will not do 60 with 70,000 thousand miles on it. Deleted or not deleted?

[Caller/Listener]

What? Okay, what's the market out on those.

[John Clay Wolf]

Going at right now? About 10,000 back of that. Okay. There's been a price adjustment. There's just been a price adjustment in the over over the past six weeks. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we will take a look. See, my name is John Clay Wolf by cars and radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the VIN dot com. Be right back. Live from the Rattlesnake Roadhouse at 1 Walnut Springs, Texas.

[Radio Announcer]

Broadcasting on air anywhere you are with a smartphone and an Internet connection. Check out the podcast jcwshow.com or john claywolf.com.

[Bob O]

Lionsgate has released the first trailer.

[Caller/Listener]

For Michael the upcoming bio pick about Michael Jackson.

[Bob O]

And like Jackson, it starts out very dark but ends in a much lighter tone show.

[Radio Announcer]

Call John toll free 1-800-800-RADIO. Check out the website for podcast socials and the GMTV Garage YouTube channel. Go to jcwshow.com the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just walked outside to take a glance at the show and the. What's out there? Busy dude.

[Bob O]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

It looks like a baby Sturgis out there. Okay. It looks good.

[Bob O]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lucky seven. Their bikes, strokers, their bikes. The cars are way, way better than they were last year. I do need to. Y' all want to feel like you're at the public swimming pool?

[Bob O]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whoever's driving the 10 year old Lexus RX, license plate GT90 with a Florida beach sticker on it, please move your car. We're not putting Lexus's dailies out front. You gotta park the regular car. You got to put the regular cars off the beaten path. We're keeping the front for the pretty stuff.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on, man. Come on. Whoever's driving GT90, whiskey Juliet, please move your car. I didn't. Do like they normally do. If you don't, it will be towed. I don't want to tow anybody's car. I just want you to move it. We can't. We can't have regular stuff out there. There's too much pretty out there.

[Bob O]

I was only leaving it nearby because I've got my pet monkeys in the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Car and he's got.

[Bob O]

No, he's very finicky.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta breathe. And I'm finding some avocados. Avocados and little peaches. This is funny.

[Bob O]

You wanna meet my monkey? Help me in? I'd love to. I have to walk because I've gotta move my car.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, we have some dogs.

[Bob O]

His name is Behemoth.

[JD Ryan]

Behemoth. I did not know.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know who we haven't talked to in a while. And I'd love a quick political update from Rush. Rush Limbaugh. Are you. Are you here at the Rattlesnake?

[JD Ryan]

Just saw him. He was at the bar.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's here. You did?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rob, will you get rushed some oxycontin so he talks like.

[Bob O]

But John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bob O]

They are black.

[John Clay Wolf]

What a.

[Bob O]

What a beautiful political scene we've got going on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think there's a lot of MAGA down here.

[Bob O]

Finally. It's America first Nationwide. Nationwide. It's happening. It is fine. I told Karl Rove.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob O]

Back in 1979, we were. We were sharing bulldogs. Bulldogs. And OxyContin, of course. And they were. And playing. You know, it's hard to play chess when you're. When you're on oxygen. I bet it is. Every piece is a queen. You get what I'm saying? Get it? Carl Rove loved that joke. I was telling Carl Rove.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look, Carl.

[Bob O]

And he was only 34 at the time.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob O]

What you do is you get on the air and you do what I'm doing. And if you get just three or four outlets like that, it'll take off like fire.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[Bob O]

Because most people are tired of all these, these quotas and giveaways.

[JD Ryan]

That's.

[Bob O]

That's not America.

[JD Ryan]

No, it's not.

[Bob O]

If you look at what, what Pablo Escobar did with Colombia.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[Bob O]

That's what we're looking for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope.

[Bob O]

Don't dispute me on politics.

[JD Ryan]

I don't think so.

[Bob O]

Not the killing.

[JD Ryan]

No, no, no.

[Bob O]

Or the cocaine. Well, it's just the power.

[JD Ryan]

No, the power.

[Bob O]

Just the power.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[Bob O]

And if, if Pablo Escobar had learned to work with the police and to like the dea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob O]

And all of, of the American. We'll say non official officials. Never. Yeah. In Colombia at the time, it would have gone just like we have today. And isn't it a wonderful world?

[JD Ryan]

It is indeed.

[Bob O]

That's the word from the golden microphone, folks. You heard it here first on the Excellence in Broadcasting Network talent on loan from God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush, did you know that Adam Carolla is coming to Walnut Springs right here on the guy. I told him he needs to. He needs to channel his internal rush. He could be the next you now that you're dead.

[Bob O]

I believe he can. I. I knew him when he was a little kid when we first started doing shows in California. I taught him how to sit and spin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Rush Limbaugh. You can go to all that Springs Rally if you want to come see us today at this car show. A car event? It's more than a car show. There is some heavy, heavy, heavy metal outside. Bikes, cars, people, the weather. This is. This is pretty good.

[Pre K]

What's the nicest thing you've seen so far?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is all I could have ever imagined. I. I mean, I just ran outside and just took a quick look. I mean, I. I didn't analyze the crowd yet, but these cars are everywhere. There's 400. There's a lineup for the registration. They're coming, all the registrations here at the Rattlesnake Roadhouse, where we're, where we are broadcasting from the stage right now. I, I haven't gotten out enough, Mike, to see what the nicest thing.

[JD Ryan]

So if you didn't pre register, come into the Rattlesnake and you turn right, right after you get in the door. And that's where you can register.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. And the merch is going. Finally.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jesus Christ. All that crap I bought from Rollins about six months ago for the rally. Right. We're selling it. Fire sale. That's somebody's like, why is there so much. Why is there so much gas monkey stuff in the merch booth? I said, you don't realize how much gas monkey stuff I've got, because we did the walnuts. We did Gas Monkey Outpost at the bike rally.

[JD Ryan]

Uhhuh.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that whole thing got messed up because of the landlord. So I had all this Walnut Springs Gas Monkey merchandise, and it is being sold, too, so. And if you want one of those hats that everybody keeps saying, where did you get that hat?

[JD Ryan]

One you're wearing?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's right up there.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right up there. We've got plenty of. No, we don't have plenty of them. I think we've only got 50 of them. Okay, time for mail from jail.

[JD Ryan]

Mail from jail. Here comes Johnny Cash from heaven.

[Bob O]

Hello, I am Johnny Cash.

[JD Ryan]

You are Johnny cash.

[Bob O]

Thank you, DJ Ryan. It's J.D. my name's Tanner Bilt. Oh, John. John. Today's Milton jail entry reads, hello, John. My name is Tanner Belton.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[Bob O]

I am 55 years old, and I'm serving a 20 year sentence for manslaughter charges.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, geez, that's heavy.

[Bob O]

I hear your show on Saturdays, and it's pretty entertaining, but I don't think you realize how good you fellas have it out there. Y' all get to wake up and be heard by thousands of people worldwide. That's an awesome thing. But I hope you're counting your blessings. I wake up and go to sleep in the same cell every night. I hear you talking about eating steak while we get that mystery meat. Probably chicken. I just hope you're really enjoying it, because it can be all gone in one instant. I myself owned a successful business before, a combination pool hall and strip club called Pinkies. And I let my rage and my vices get me in situations that destroyed everything I love. My wife hasn't talked to me for the 10 years I've been in here. I'm sure she's happy under somebody else.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I get it.

[Bob O]

I get it. People turn their backs on you as soon as they can. So watch out, my friend. If you ever find yourself in here, just ask around about the tan man. I'll make sure you're taken care of. While you're at it, why don't you throw some of that change my way so I can get a beef ramen soup to fantasize about steak y' all are having best regards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did you go to jail? What? What got your ass in the sling?

[Bob O]

Manslaughter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, you left that part out.

[JD Ryan]

No, I Didn't know he'd.

[Bob O]

I'm just reading the letter, John. But I did read that part. You have to pay attention sometimes. Why don't you learn? Be still.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I'm having to do this radio show, manage what's going on outside street. Get this damn Lexus out of the front of my bar, right? Park next to all these classics. I got a lot going on. Johnny Cash. I know. You get to be dead and just.

[Bob O]

Read off a list and the letter ends. Best regards, Tanner 10 man belching South Bay detention facility Chula Vista, California hey partner, if you got mail from jail, just send it on down the line to us here at P.O. box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas, 76147.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Johnny, I've got Richard Rollins texting me. Oh, because he's trying to get his Chevelle from SEMA to make sure it gets in okay over at the garage. Amy's over there at the Cleburne airport picking up chips. Foose right now in a private jet. I needed another.

[JD Ryan]

Nothing going on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got nothing going on. Nothing going on.

[Pre K]

Oh, there's a radio show too.

[JD Ryan]

So funny while we're doing the show.

[Bob O]

Radio show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, right. There's a radio show and a TV.

[JD Ryan]

Show on YouTube if you want to watch that.

[Bob O]

Oh yeah.

[JD Ryan]

JCW show.com and you can chime in to all the.

[John Clay Wolf]

All the folks can. A 70. A 70 Dodge Dart Swinger 340 on a. On a one to ten. How nice is it? Is it six pack?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's not six pack.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Yeah, cuz I saw one the other day that he put a six pack on top of it. Looked really good. I bought that car for 20.

[Caller/Listener]

Mine's all.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it was purple.

[Caller/Listener]

It's all original. Mine's all original. One second owner.

[John Clay Wolf]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how good is the paint?

[Caller/Listener]

It's. That's perfect. The body's perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

A swinger. Hang on. I might. You know what? That was a great duster. Hey, go to gmtvcc.com and load that thing up. Send me some pictures. I want to try to buy it. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf. Live from the rattle and roll car show in Wallet Springs, Texas. What have you got there?

[Bob O]

Divine inspiration.

[Radio Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

I got a text from my friend, said he's on his way to Walnut Springs right now and just got custody of his kids.

[Bob O]

All right.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Party on. I'll tell you what, if my wife and I split up, we'd be arguing over who gets custody of the kids.

[Bob O]

Oh, of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it'd be like, which one's taking them?

[JD Ryan]

No, you take them.

[Bob O]

No, you take them the other way.

[John Clay Wolf]

The little one. Yeah, I mean, when, when you get older.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The dad's got custody of the kids. Yes, because he gotta pay for the damn kids. Right. You're just paying for the kids. Tell me the kid has custody of the kids. They've got custody of your, your wallet. Did you know it's three times or double? I saw a report. More expensive to raise a female than a male.

[Bob O]

Clothes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I, I, I, I believe that three times. Double is double. Yeah, I think I made up the three times.

[JD Ryan]

That's all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Bob O]

But still, double, I think that, I think that washes. I think that sounds pretty accurate to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cuz you raised two girls or three. Yeah, two, two for sure.

[Bob O]

Full time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bob O]

And a boy. And I raised my boy since he was, you know, eight or nine. Just me and him.

[John Clay Wolf]

So in June we'll be doing this show 20 years and about 17, 15. Fifteen years ago, Bob O gets a call from a gal that says, you're my dad. We've talked about this on the air.

[Bob O]

15.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was that, is that girl still around? Because remember when we saw, oh yeah. When we saw the picture, we're like, you were her dad.

[Bob O]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old was she when she contacted you? I forgot.

[Bob O]

Oh, like 14. 15. I had no idea. Total blindside.

[John Clay Wolf]

Total blindside.

[Bob O]

Total blindside. Which was, was fine. She's a, she's a great gal. She has a, she has a dad that raised her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Bob O]

And I haven't interfered in that. She knows how to get in touch. We're, we're connectable. If we need to talk, we do, you know, and I care.

[Chip Foose]

Yeah.

[Bob O]

And it's you, you do what you can. It's a, that's a, that can be a screwy situation.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you met your kid after he was. Or she was 15 and you had no idea calling. And I want to hear those stories. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Bob O]

They're out there, you know, they're out there because with, with this 23andMe. Yeah, they've got the Matrix set up.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's coming.

[Bob O]

And it's not. You can't hide from DNA.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bob O]

So, you know, it's a. I, I feel okay about that situation. And it's, you know, it is. It is what it is. I'm here at the ready. If any kids out there.

[Pre K]

No, I don't know if I would be so cool like Bobbo is with it, saying, hey, yeah, you know what? I'm gonna go take it in and add another kid to my payroll.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think that this child hit you for child support. Did she? Did the mother?

[Bob O]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob O]

So it was not in any conventional sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a lot. So you just gave her some here and there. Yeah. So it, It's a lot easier to be happy when they don't say, hey, you owe me 15 years of background. Oh, I don't know.

[Bob O]

I think I've got a pretty good moral compass.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not judging. Am I judging?

[Bob O]

No, no. Look like I'm judging. We're talking, okay? We're talking, you know, and I, I, I feel good about the way that we've all handled it. You know, her mom passed away several years ago, and so. And she's doing well, and she has children and looks good, living good, you know.

[JD Ryan]

How'd she find you?

[Bob O]

Did we ever know that her mom. Her mom found me and said, hey, there's something you should know, but that's.

[JD Ryan]

Kind of an open book.

[Bob O]

And she, she lived way out of town.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Bob O]

And called me up, hey, you know, I'm back in. I'm back in town. Look, I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bob O]

Can I, Can I see you? You know. Yeah. Well, we need to. We need to talk about something, really. Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Like, how about you tell me you've.

[Bob O]

Been gone married to. To a fella for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he think it Was his kid?

[Bob O]

15 years? I believe he did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

[Bob O]

Cussed out real good a couple times. And I said, hey, man, by the guy. I ain't trying to replace you. I'm not. I'm as surprised as you are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Pre K]

How does that guy feel?

[Bob O]

Right. Oh, he's fine now. We, we talked it out. I said, you know, that's really, that's on both of our cases. That's on her. And, you know, you're. You're doing everything you're supposed to be doing. I don't plan to interfere or play any kind of spoiler to the great work you've done because she's a wonderful young lady.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a guy that worked for us that had not one, but two children while he's Married with the other man that he raised, believing they were his. It was a Fort Worth.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Police officer that would stop by the house and make house calls.

[Bob O]

Yeah, there you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he put them through private school and he still. He paid for their. Even after they. After he found out. I think paying for the college, it's.

[JD Ryan]

The right thing to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K. Do you have any out there?

[Pre K]

What's going on? You got any illegitimate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have any. Do you. Do you have any eligible children out there? Because you're quite a player. If I do, I sure hope they.

[Pre K]

Don'T hear me on this show, man. I ain't got no dough. Okay. I ain't got nothing for you unless you want me to bust a freestyle or something. Okay?

[Bob O]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What could you. If you found out you had a 12 year old son right now, what would you. What could you teach him? Would you try to teach him how to rap?

[Pre K]

I would. I'd have to teach him how to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look really hard for your father.

[Bob O]

Teach him how to claim independence on your income taxes. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike in Little Rock, Arkansas. What you got?

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, man, I just want to get over there and see you guys. My boss is like, well, you're gonna have to work. I said, well, hell, this my weekend without the damn kids. I ain't working. But I can't come down and see you guys because I don't know. Hell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Mike, for the call in.

[Bob O]

It's alive. I pull that car over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike Quest, what you got?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, man, I wanted to know if you. Oh, okay, cool. That's west from West Texas. Yeah, I have a child.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got?

[Caller/Listener]

Can you hear me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Go. Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I got a child that I had I didn't know about until he was 19 years old. And we're actually real good friends in all today's lives. I've helped him out as much as I can. I work in the old 50.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did the. Did the stepdad raise him thinking it was his own?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, but he doesn't have anything to do with his stepdad. Today's life. So we've really connected really good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did this guy raise him at infancy thinking that it was his kid?

[Caller/Listener]

He did.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's tough. That's tough.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it was tough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn.

[Bob O]

She's.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stepped out, got knocked up pat in South Carolina real quick. Go, you're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, I found out just about. About a month before I got married, I got a letter in the mail and said, you know, are you this guy who was in the air Force in West Texas, back in the early 80s. And if so, this is your daughter? Yo. I mean, I just about had a heart attack. I thought she was coming after me for, you know, back child support and, you know, hundreds of thousands of dollars. But worked out that we did a DNA test, found out, yeah, she really was my. My child. And she was in her 20s, and she'd already had kids of her own. So obviously at the wedding, when we did get married, my wife. Now, the big joke was my wife became a wife, a mother, and a grandmother all in one day. That was a big joke at the wedding.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was the guy Matt, the guy that raised her?

[Caller/Listener]

No. In fact, he just passed away. But we've kept in touch now for, you know, over 15 years. And, you know, we visit each other when we can every couple few years or so, so it's turned out pretty cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did she share any of the inheritance with you?

[Caller/Listener]

Now, there was. There was no one. I thought they were coming after me for money, but now they don't have any cash.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks for calling in. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. How much time? Real quick. James in Houston, he has two kids he didn't know about until they were 15 and 16. Were they from the same woman?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[Chip Foose]

So you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You okay? Can you color that in a little bit? We're on the radio on a stage, trying to be entertaining.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, so, yeah, I was a sailor stationed in Norfolk, Virginia.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller/Listener]

And I gave her a choice back. I didn't know the children were mine. I said, look, I'll treat them like mine. We can come back to Texas. They'll be cool. She moved on to bigger, better deals. She had a lawyer laying in the wings. Come back 16 years. She screwed up the relationship with the lawyer, told me that the children might be mine. I went back to Virginia, got a DNA test. The young lady, now she's 26, she's living with me, and my son is living in Houston, and he's a social worker.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's wild. Was. Did the other dad raise them to be his, take care of him?

[Caller/Listener]

No, the other guy was, like, nuts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So this gal was looking.

[Caller/Listener]

I don't know what to deal with.

[Bob O]

Her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds good looking.

[Caller/Listener]

She was off.

[Bob O]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, yeah. She. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I'm listening to the story, and she sounds like she's a seven or an eight because she can start up a lot of. A lot of stuff.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, wait a minute. I got a question for you real quick. I got a question for you real quick. So she had the first one. You knew her, she was pregnant, had a baby, and then you went back and hit. You went back and hit it again. Whose kid did you think it was the first time?

[Caller/Listener]

She told me when I was out to sea in the Persian Gulf, it wasn't mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So did you even know she had this child?

[Caller/Listener]

She. Oh, me? Yeah. I was there. I was there when my boy was born.

[Bob O]

I wasn't.

[Caller/Listener]

I wasn't there.

[JD Ryan]

She told.

[Caller/Listener]

She told me both times. Both children were not mine. And I was like.

[John Clay Wolf]

That. You okay? I'll be there.

[Caller/Listener]

And then. Well, and then. Yeah, I literally told her. I said, I don't care. We can make this work. She didn't want to do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm glad it all worked out. Thank you.

[Bob O]

That's good for him. He approached it right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think. I'm sure people are on the YouTube chat saying, why is John asking all these questions? Does he have something going on in his life? No. People.

[Bob O]

People want to talk about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

My first wife, kids look so much like me.

[JD Ryan]

It's weird.

[Bob O]

Had three children with three different dads and we got married anyway. And that's that 90 day marriage that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had, like, stripper in way back. Okay. Oklahoma. Yeah.

[Bob O]

She wasn't a stripper, but she could have been okay. She was just a gypsy. She just couldn't stay anywhere for very long. And it's, you know, that's the way you just try to be. Right, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just got to keep it real.

[Bob O]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We're here at the Rattlesnake Roadhouse downtown. Only town, Walnut Springs.

[Bob O]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're a hot rod enthusiast. Enthusiast. Or a car fan, you need to get in the car right now from Dallas to Fort Worth and head down here because we have one hell of a car show. It's more of a car event. Good guys. It's the. The good guys. Rod and car club are here. Strokers is here. Lucky 7 is here. We've got 400 participants in the show today, and this whole town is full of badass cars.

[JD Ryan]

And you got guests coming out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Richard Rollins is on his way with his SEMA car. Chip Foose is on his way from the Cleburne airport right now. And we're going to sit up here on the stage and do a panel question and answer with Foose, Rollins and Collins that I'm going to moderate at 12:30 here at the Rattlesnake. Yeah, it's a.

[JD Ryan]

It.

[John Clay Wolf]

The weather. I mean, it's just.

[JD Ryan]

Couldn't be better.

[John Clay Wolf]

It just couldn't be better.

[Bob O]

And we've got a monkey in Alexis.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we got a monkey and Alexis two dogs. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by Clark Cars and radio for America's best car buyer, Kimmy the vin dot com. Thanks, everybody for being here early. We've been serving breakfast, having Bloody Marys. I haven't started yet. I'm gonna. I'm gonna wait another hour before I have a beer. What's wrong?

[Bob O]

That's a good idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? To wait.

[Bob O]

Bloody Mary. No, wait, wait, wait.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, bartender, I'll take a virgin Bloody Mary that's all spiced up just to get. Just to make me feel like I'm drinking. We'll be.

[Radio Announcer]

And you thought your Saturdays couldn't get any better. It just did. You're listening to the John Clay Wolf show, the number one weekend morning show in America. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's football Saturday here at the car show in Walnut Springs. Rattle and roll. Amy just sent me a video of Foose landing his jet Cleburne Airport. So he'll be here in about 45 minutes. Rollins is on his way. Guys, we're gonna do a panel here with everybody on the stage at 12:30. We'll turn the YouTube stream back on for that once we go dry at noon. Good morning, everybody. This is that car show we kept talking about. And we were blessed, blessed, blessed with weather today. My Lord Almighty. This is perfect. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Turley, you son of a biscuit eater.

[Pre K]

Yeah, I gotta eat some crow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Talk to me about football, do you? Well, you swept me the week before.

[Pre K]

Yeah, and this. This past week, I didn't do so well. You won five games. I won only one, John. So that means you're. You got a hundred bucks your way. So you're only down now 250. It's a good job by you there. This. This chicken. This game of chicken with a line is really screwing me up. So I got to think of a new strategy.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did it do to me?

[Pre K]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What did it do to me the week before? It screwed me up pretty good.

[Pre K]

I know.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do we got this week, boss? What?

[Pre K]

Yeah, we got some awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Texas and Georgia.

[Pre K]

Yeah, we got some awesome football games this weekend. Start off with the 11 o' clock game. Number nine, Notre Dame, seven and two is at number 23, Pittsburgh. They're also seven and two. That's on ABC. 11 o' clock. Central Irish are riding a seven game winning streak. They got a really good running back that Jeremiah Love has been on fire. Pittsburgh has a really strong defense though, John. This is what Notre Dame's won the last four meetings. This is pretty much a playoff game for Notre Dame. They lose. If they lose, they're playing at Pittsburgh and Notre dame is a 12 and a half point favorite. John, you won last week, so you get to go first.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll take the, I'll take Pitt.

[Pre K]

I'll let you go with that because Notre Dame is on a mission. 12 and a half points, I usually don't go with that, but I feel Pittsburgh is a little bit undermanned. So against Notre Dame, so. All right, next game at 2:30.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of real estate. You've already taken the bet, so now we can laugh.

[Pre K]

Yeah, yeah, that's fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wrote down negative 6. I'm not looking at a line. I wrote down negative 6, which would be negative 9. With the home field advantage to really. With the home field at 12, they're giving Notre Dame 15 and a half points and I just don't see that happening.

[Pre K]

Well, the, the line was at ten and a half and it just jumped to twelve and a half. So I'm going to go with Vegas money because anytime something like that hacks, they know something and I'm going to trust Vegas. I've been going the opposite.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, so I've got 12 and a half points to be right with Pittsburgh, right?

[Pre K]

Correct, Correct. Next game at 2:30 Central on ABC, number 11, Oklahoma, 7 and 2. At number 4, Alabama, they're 8 and 1. This is a playoff game for OU. I must win game Alabama. Of course they're in the driver's seat for the playoffs, but if Oklahoma wants to get in, they must win out. They got to go against Alabama's. I guess he's the favorite in the Heisman race. Ty Simpson. Have you seen him, John? He's really good. 21 touchdowns, only one interception this year. Alabama's a favorite by five and a half points. I'm going to go with Alabama covering that spread.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I wrote down Alabama eight and a half.

[Pre K]

So you agree that they're going to cover the, the five and a half and you want to bump it? Is that what you're saying?

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course. I was way, I was way high on ou and when they lost to UT with our crippled quarterback, I, I, I, I can't. So that was it for OU with me. So yeah, I'm, I'm moving the line to Eight and a half.

[Pre K]

I'm going to let you take that. That's a. That's a big jump there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. That's a big jump.

[Pre K]

Okay, next game, the night game, 6:30, CBS.

[John Clay Wolf]

Make sure we've got the TV. Make sure we turn the games on in here at 11 o'. Clock. You can leave the YouTube stream on one, but we've got like four, four TVs in here. Make sure we got the. We're gonna have the football games here at the state today. Go ahead. What?

[Pre K]

Yeah. Next game at 6:30 Central and ABC, number 10, Texas. They're seven and two. At number five, eight and one, Georgia. Georgia's favored by six and a half. Arch Manning's looking pretty good, John. Can he get the upset? This would be the statement win for him to win at Georgia. Texas has to win out to make the playoffs to another playoff game. Basically. That's what's so great about what the way things are going with the playoffs you have. These games mean that much to them. John, this is your pick. Georgia's favored again by six and a half at home.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six and a half.

[Pre K]

We know how you feel about Arch.

[John Clay Wolf]

I will take the over. I think the Dogs beat him badly.

[Pre K]

I agree. So now we get to move the line. John, do you think they win by seven and a half?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that your choice?

[Pre K]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'll take the over on that also.

[Pre K]

So you agree, seven and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Dogs win by more than seven and a half.

[Pre K]

All right, now it's your turn to try to get me to chicken here. Game of chicken. What, you're gonna move the line to.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, I'm just sticking with yours.

[Pre K]

Well, I know we can't both agree.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you agree again. Okay, so I gotta bump it again. I'm gonna hold. So if you want to go over, go over.

[Pre K]

I agree, though. That's the part of this game you have to.

[John Clay Wolf]

To move the line. Yeah, but I don't have to remark it, do I?

[Pre K]

Yes, that's the game of chicken. You invented this. You invented.

[Bob O]

You can't both. That's the same line.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I understand. Okay, so I'll do eight and a half.

[Pre K]

I'm going to let you have that one. So, John, you're.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did I just get. Did I just get conned, Baba?

[Bob O]

Maybe a little. There's a certain verbiage here he uses. Yeah, I got three words for the previous role, by the way, guys, and that's all I'll say. 27, 21 Longhorns.

[Pre K]

All right, NBC, the. Now time for the NFL games. And there's some really good NFL games this week, too. All right, I get to pick on this game. It's Tampa Bay six and three at six and three, Buffalo. It's noon on cbs. Buffalo's favored by five and a half. Both are coming off losses. John. Bills have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I get to pick first.

[Pre K]

Hold on. Bills are coming off a loss and they need to keep pace with the Patriots, who are really good right now. So I'm gonna say Bills cover on this one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And I'm doing a Tampa Bay.

[Pre K]

Okay. There was an easy one there. Next. Next game at 3 o' clock on Fox, Seattle Seahawks 7 and 2. At the Los Angeles Rams, they're also 7 and 2. The Rams are favored by 3 and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

These are the two best teams in the NFC.

[Pre K]

Maybe. I mean, Sam Darnolds looked really good. John, it's your pick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seattle, because of the way they played last week.

[Pre K]

I'm gonna go the Rams, Stanford. Matt Stafford has looked really good. I'm gonna ride him on this. And then also at 3:30, the Kansas City Chiefs 5 and 4 at Denver, who's 8 and 2. The Chiefs are favored on the road by 3 1/2 points.

[Bob O]

Wow.

[Pre K]

Which is. Oh, hold on. You keep jumping the gun here, but you're calling, you're letting me know what you're going to do. I was going to take the Chiefs. I'm riding with the Chiefs here. I can't, I can't go against them. I just don't think. I think they have more talent than Denver. So you're going with like Taylor Swift.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, you're just a girl.

[Pre K]

I can't go against Mahomes. I mean, he's my homie.

[Bob O]

I understand.

[Pre K]

And the last game, again, maybe the best two teams in the NFC. Detroit Lions at Philadelphia, two and a half point favorites of the Eagles. Seven o', clock, game seven, 20 game on NBC Sunday night. Did you know that Dan Campbell took over play calling for the Lions last week and they did pretty damn good. They rushed for 226 yards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you know we're sitting here in his hometown right now in Walnut Springs, Texas, and his father lives here?

[Pre K]

So is that, is that you showing your hand here? Are you going to take the Lions?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's your pick. Yes, yes.

[Pre K]

I'm gonna let you go with that. I think the Eagles, they just keep finding ways to win. So there's our picks. John, good luck. You're only 250 down, so you're making a comeback.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's our Time we've got to go.

[Pre K]

To break to the lightning round.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. It's the lightning round calling with the cars. Tell, tell Pre K is going to screen your calls. Year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. I will put a number on it. On behalf of our sponsor, America's best car buyer, Give me the VIN.com.Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN.Give me the VIN dot com. Be right back. I run, but it stays right by my side.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to The John Clay One Wolf show presented by givemethevent.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sylvia in Florida, go ahead.

[Pre K]

Hi.

[Caller/Listener]

Mine's actually a little bit backwards. I grew up knowing, thinking my dad was actually my dad. Nobody ever told me different until I was about 13. And that's when I found out he wasn't my dad. And he never knew that I wasn't being told that he wasn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have grabbed this call from you. We're in the middle of a car bidding thing. I could bid on your. Your dad's, your dad's sperm though, I guess. I guess the odds of it hitting director pretty high. Brandon in Nashville.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

93 GMC C sle 100k regular cab, short bed. So it's a obs truck. On a scale of 1, what motor? A 305 or 350 or 6. 350 sticker automatic. And how nice is it?

[Caller/Listener]

Automatic garage kept since 93. It's got some dings and dents in the bed where my granddad used to haul stuff with it. But it's. It's a really good truck.

[Chip Foose]

What color?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a teal green color that everything GM was in the early 90s. And it's got the. It comes from the dealership with the running boards and the wide wheels and tinted windows and whatnot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are the fiberglass painted to match running boards?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they peeling? Because a lot of that stuff, the clear coat starts peeling after 40 years like this.

[Caller/Listener]

No, sir, not peeling.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Well, I mean it. If it's as nice as you say, it might be worth 10 grand.

[Bob O]

Okay, awesome.

[Caller/Listener]

Awesome. Thank you for the offer. And if I consider that, do I just go to givemetvend.com put it in.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sure do. Thanks. Austin in Texas. 18 Colorado LT98000mile two wheel drive, crew cab, average, rougher, clean.

[Caller/Listener]

That's pretty clean. There's a little bit of a dent in the door and the fender, but that's about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does four grand put her down.

[Caller/Listener]

Say that again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does four grand put her down.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

What puts. What, what buys. It's a 18, Colorado 100. What buys it?

[Caller/Listener]

They'd have to be somewhere in the 15 to 16.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do you think it's worth so much? I'm. I'm curious. I mean, normally I don't have that big of a disparagement from somebody's opinion.

[Caller/Listener]

It's just what I've been seeing online is it's, it's always around 15 or 16 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna look at something real quick. Maybe I'm light Chevy because I do this off the cuff, off the top of my head. Let me see if I'm missing this one. It's a Colorado and it's a four cylinder or six.

[Caller/Listener]

There's the four.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is it a two wheel drive or four? Two wheel drive and it's a crew cab LT or so. It's 2.5 LT probably. And it's got a hundred on it or 98,000 miles on it. You're right. I am too light. First of all. I could admit that right now. Yeah, you're right. I was thinking about something else. I'm glad I asked. I think I'd give 12 grand if it's nice.

[Caller/Listener]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got you. Go to givemetheven.com Go shop around. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. We are live in Walnut Springs at the rattle and roll car show. Richard Rollins and Chip Foose will be joining me here in just a bit. Stay tuned. And if you're out and about today and looking for a good time in North Texas or even Austin. Austin listeners, hop in the car. You won't believe what's going on outside. I just. The turnout here today is incredible. It's, it's, it's perfect. This is like the best day we've ever done. I'm really excited about. Got a great crowd here in the Rattlesnake as well. We'll have the football games on this afternoon. And we're doing a panel with Chip Foose and Richard Rollins in person and Dennis Collins too, where the crowd can ask them questions. And we will be streaming that on our YouTube live at 12:30 today. Be right back. Thank you.

[Radio Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

The guy's a blackout drunk.

[Radio Announcer]

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[Pre K]

Who are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

His wife.

[Caller/Listener]

Who are you?

[Pre K]

His mother.

[Radio Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Podcast in the U.S. taco Bell has begun offering a Baja Blast Pie chiller which features a slice of Baja Blast Pie blended with vanilla ice cream and topped with whipped cream and churro crunch. That story again. Weed is getting way too strong.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Weed is getting way too strong.

[Bob O]

Way too strong.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we should ask our own Bob Floyd about that. I wonder what he would say.

[JD Ryan]

It's gotten stronger over the the year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because, oh yeah, it's gotten so strong. I wonder if they sell as much of it.

[Bob O]

I've got the answer to that question a whole lot more, John. Yeah, it's a dope report for this time around. We are looking at November. That means it should be peak season for the non legal stuff in states like Texas where they just. Yes. Don't understand, don't those states where they do though, they've got legal marijuana these days that is literally this is the percentage 1400 times stronger than your regular illegal marijuana. That's a fact. It's close to a fact, close to a fact. It's quite expensive and boy it'll put you up.

[John Clay Wolf]

But here's the deal.

[Bob O]

Cities like San Francisco getting a pretty bad rap these days because homeless people passed out all over the street.

[John Clay Wolf]

All over the streets.

[Bob O]

Well, it's not the drugs and it's not the condition of life. It's the marijuana. It's too damn strong. Luckily for you and me, you can still travel to your pot legal state, take that marijuana to San Francisco and sell it for triple the price. Cuz these people already have a tolerance. It's going to take more. You've just tripled your money. It's going to be a great Christmas and, and thank goodness the elections are over. What you make from that?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that make from that?

[Bob O]

I made 625,000 in a space of four days. There's your dope report. I'm Bob Floyd. You keep coke.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you, Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Bob. Thank you, Bob. Charlie, who is A and M playing today? You're an Aggie.

[Pre K]

They're playing South Carolina Gamecocks. At A and M. That game starts at 11 o'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clock. And what's the line on that? 10.

[Pre K]

No, they're up. They're 17 and a half point favorites.

[Bob O]

Oh, God almighty.

[Pre K]

That's a lot of points game, guys.

[Bob O]

That's all. What's his name? Alma mater that plays for the Carolina Panthers now. Oh, got a deep, deep, deep South Carolina.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Leger, the one we love so much.

[Bob O]

Say when you got the call you were drafted. I'm gonna eat that coon preka.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's time for black, white, Latino or other. If you got one on you.

[Bob O]

Oh boy.

[Pre K]

Oh, he has always got one on him.

[Bob O]

You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yes.

[Pre K]

Tomper. Everybody's favorite part of the show where I read a news story and y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All just give me the vibe of what y' all think the perv is.

[Pre K]

Okay, so this week it's an average night in South Carolina. You know, the line from McDonald's is wrapped up around the corner. Everybody is waiting patiently except for our suspect. This week we got a man who decided he's too fabulous to wait for fries. When our suspect was told he'd have to pull around and wait, he said, they're my fries and I want them now. And chunked a hot coffee at the teen employee working the Mickey D's drive thru. Our victim suffered minor burns and our perp sped off into the night. But not without being recognized by his bright rainbow hair. Crime Stoppers tips led to him being arrested and charged with second degree assault and battery. But was he white, black, Latino or other?

[John Clay Wolf]

It I had white locked until the white brain bow hair. But maybe he's just a radical dim with an attitude. So I'm still going to go white.

[Bob O]

Yeah, all the trifecta is there, right? Privilege me first. Rainbow hair. I'm thinking hippie rainbow hair.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob O]

And french fries.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't think about the french fries, guys.

[Bob O]

This as my own.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of drink did he order? Coffee or probably through coffee or red drink.

[Pre K]

Man, I feel like that drink might give it away.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the drink?

[Pre K]

Come on, what is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's call it ain't lemonade. Oh, it's a red drink. Damn, I'm. I lost. I lost. There's not a white guy in America that orders red drink.

[Bob O]

No, they're good, man, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever been to Pompados? Yeah, come on.

[JD Ryan]

I gotta go black guy just based on the drink alone.

[Pre K]

But he's got rainbow hair.

[Bob O]

I'm sicken.

[JD Ryan]

Rainbow hair.

[Bob O]

I'm sick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe it's Dennis Rodman.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pre K]

I'm going black eyed too. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[Pre K]

Yeah, we're, we're gonna show a picture of his bug shot. Okay, so what we got two white, two black. Yep.

[Bob O]

Correct.

[Pre K]

All right, split down the middle. Our suspect is Joshua Emory Noel. A black man, it looks like. Look at the stream right now. JCW show looks like Dave Chappelle with a wig on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he a cross dresser? He's, he's dressed extra points if he is.

[Pre K]

He's dressed preppy, like he's got a sweater over a tie and a collared shirt.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's Dave Chappelle with a wig.

[John Clay Wolf]

One hell of a forehead. No, now I'm looking at the picture that, that, that is.

[Chip Foose]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That generation gay, angry gay black man. I mean, look at his face. That's an angry gay black man. I'd like my fries right now, sir. Why are you looking at my hair?

[Bob O]

The fry is not for my hair. It's for me. Bring me my fries and my red drink. Knock this driving window out, pal.

[JD Ryan]

Wham.

[Bob O]

Wham.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. J.D. brian, what do you have in the news?

[JD Ryan]

Well, earlier we had a mail from jail, of course, Johnny Cash comes in and does that. If that guy was trying to get out of jail, imagine trying to time to break in to jail two police officers, they were injured when they tried to stop a guy who was trying to get into the police department. Really weird part is this guy was only wearing Speedos and a ball. And a ball cap. This is Hillsborough County Sheriff Brian Newton. Speedo man cut number five.

[Bob O]

One of our dispatchers was coming in for work and was accosted by Mr. Nickerson while she was trying to get inside the building.

[John Clay Wolf]

Typically they're here rendering assistance over the phone and over the radio for people.

[Bob O]

That are calling 911 or have an emergency that they need assistance for and they found themselves needing assistance here.

[JD Ryan]

In this case, the guy did get into jail in handcuffs.

[Bob O]

Wow. So they got him Speedo and a ball cap. That's what I do.

[JD Ryan]

I saw a guy out front here.

[John Clay Wolf]

At the car show where, I mean.

[Bob O]

I wouldn't do it here, but Walmart, sure. Oh, Walmart, they don't care. You want to feel that meat department.

[JD Ryan]

After 10 o' clock at night. You really. That's almost the uniform.

[Bob O]

You want to be in a place where everybody knows your name, of course, and your Speedo.

[JD Ryan]

They will know your name at Walmart.

[John Clay Wolf]

What else is in the news.

[Bob O]

What else? We got drunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

More people. Break. We got to go to break. That's in the news. We got to play a song. We got to play abba Dancing Queen right here on your classic rock station in Pittsburgh, Kansas City, Miami, Me, North Carolina, Dallas, Houston, Corpus El Paso, Midland, Denver. God, Vegas, dude, miss out of Scottsdale, Louisiana. San Diego. There's more. There's more.

[Bob O]

Las Vegas, Las Vegas, Los Angeles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Los Angeles. All right, we'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf. It's our little ditty. We've got some people here. We're live at the rattle and roll car show. It is a beautiful day outside and the cars are rolling in left and right. Go to our Facebook page. John Clay wolf show on Facebook. Be right back.

[Radio Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by GiveMeThe Vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need more stuff for this bar. If y' all have some cool decorations, go to gmtvgarage.com and click email John and send me what you got. Donations are more welcomed than sales pitches. We've got some cool stuff in here that's been donated, but now that we've got control of the place, right, I want to finish the. Rollins has a great big Harley Davidson dealership sign that we're going to put up there, but we need a couple more bikes up there. We're inside the rattlesnake roadhouse this morning in Walnut Springs, Texas. Guys, we're sitting up high looking at this. When Foose and Rollins, everybody gets there, this place is going to get real crowded. So go upstairs. There's tons of seats. This is a two story place. You can see the stage from both levels. And we're going to do at 12:30, we're going to do a question and answer. Have Mike's passed around through the crowd and y' all can ask. I've already had five people come up, say, I want to ask Chip Foose this. I want to ask Chip Foos that. I said, well, hang tight, he'll be there. And Rollins is coming as well. 800-800-7234 from Gas Monkey.

[JD Ryan]

I don't know if you've noticed, but we have a Star wars stormtrooper in the audience.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's odd, but I'll roll with it.

[JD Ryan]

Should we bring him up here, Bob?

[Bob O]

No.

[JD Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no.

[Bob O]

You don't know about the evil empire, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Darth Sidious.

[JD Ryan]

Darth Sidious.

[Bob O]

Not to mention Vader. Oh. I said.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'S going on with Mexican Star Wars? Did y' all ever get that finished did that guy ever get it finished? Did Juan Solo ever finish?

[JD Ryan]

We could ask him.

[John Clay Wolf]

We could ask him. Is one Solo here?

[JD Ryan]

He showed up with a stormtrooper, believe it or not. Maybe that's. This guy's in the movie. That's what's going on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he Mexican?

[JD Ryan]

Juan? Well, that's hard to tell. He's in a costume.

[Bob O]

Bueno, Diaz.

[John Clay Wolf]

There he is.

[Bob O]

Mr. Wolf, this stormtrooper you have at your event today is not one of the hookers from Guadalajara that we have used, okay?

[JD Ryan]

Not the hooker.

[Bob O]

This is a hooker we got from Las Vegas. Ah, loveliest sight in Las Vegas. Her name is Bella Donna, and she is a big girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Bob O]

Longer begin that way. She's very tall.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Bob O]

The only thing wrong with meladona is that she shoots extremely well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Bob O]

This is not the quality of a storm troop. Stormtroopers cannot shoot.

[JD Ryan]

They miss a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but you said the Mexican hooker stormtroopers you had in Mexico on that one take, they were very good shots.

[Bob O]

She haven't three weeks. Accidentally killed 14 members of the stunt crew of the Mexican Star Horse.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Alex Balden's got nothing on her.

[Bob O]

See, this is correcto. When you go to the cantina and Bankobi miss the man, the solo, my cousin y. There are a lot of aliens in the bar. Do you know why?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. She killed them all.

[Bob O]

She che there. Horrible. So if you are a very, very ugly and you want to be in the new Star wars movie from Mexico, a galaxy not so far away, just go to jcwshow.com and put the email.

[John Clay Wolf]

Email John directly.

[Bob O]

Ask for senior Juan Clay Wolf Lobo and he will tell you. Yes, or know who knows, whatever this may be for the. For the union wages. Oh, union, of course, union wages. And all of the nachos. Nachos that you can stand there.

[Chip Foose]

Oh, really?

[Bob O]

Yes. Provided by our friends at the Tostitos factory.

[JD Ryan]

Part of the deal is this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's producing the show? Is this Netflix, Paramount, Hulu?

[Bob O]

There is a fellow, he's. He's trying to keep his name off of the theme, but he's written four scripts for us already.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Bob O]

The Adam Corolla, he's playing here at.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Rattlesnake next Saturday, the 22nd, and his girlfriend is funnier than he is. No, her name's Crystal Marie.

[Bob O]

He's coming here.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's coming here. She's not on the bill because she can't be because she's fixed to do a national tour, so she's gonna be warming up her set here.

[JD Ryan]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Next Saturday, Adam corolla. Crystal Marie's opening for for him. And Graham elliott, the famous food network chef. He's going to be doing a book signing across the street at the Boston cantina.

[Bob O]

Charlie, get melodon out of here now. We cannot spare The Adam Corolla.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio Richard in Arkansas, you've got a 71 El Camino Resto Mon ls new interior, wants 20 grand. Had 15 from a local dealer. What's the paint look like?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes. Yeah, it's just been done.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a yellow with white stripes and a white final top on it. Brown camel interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you say ella, is the. Is the interior leather or is it more factory looking?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, well, let's see. It's factory looking. It's. Everything looks factory inside it. It's got the dakota digital and it. Let's see. It's got a lot of good stuff on it. Drives real nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me about this motor real quick. Is it a 5, 3, a 6 0? Is it modified?

[Caller/Listener]

It was a 99,000 mile engine that my son took out of his truck to put a 6.0 in it. And. And didn't I just put corvette heads on it and. And a cam in it? It's got a little small cam.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.71 el camino resto mod ls engine swap new interior. Just had it painted yellow. Does 17 and a half by it. Where is it located?

[Caller/Listener]

In searcy, arkansas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It'd be real close if I give you 17 and a half. You got a title?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know how you Arkansas boys are.

[Caller/Listener]

I inherited from a relative that passed away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Do we got a deal at 17 and a half?

[Caller/Listener]

It's real possible. I'll say yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Pre K]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Go to givemethevin.com and load it up and we will get her picked up.

[Caller/Listener]

And I never got a response from it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's not good on my behalf. But, but, but I'm going to. Okay, thank you. Bye. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Bob O]

That's car deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like it. But that's weird that he said he.

[Pre K]

Didn'T get a response.

[JD Ryan]

He put a long email in. They do that occasionally. So you don't get. You get an automatic response when you go to givemetheven.com. so if he. If he got nothing means he put in a bad email.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm right to the managers right now. We just made a deal at 17 and a half. He said he didn't get a response. Someone jump on it. Someone wrap this up. Get paid.

[Radio Announcer]

Get on it now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get it paid. Okay, backtracks, Beastie Boys. How much time, Mike?

[Bob O]

Oh, boy.

[Pre K]

You got four minutes. Plenty of time this day.

[Bob O]

Back in 1986, Beastie Boys debut album, License to Ill, came out. It is still one of the biggest selling rap albums of all time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, baby.

[Bob O]

Got two songs for you. Gonna play them backwards. First person to correctly identify these songs wins the prize. You get merch from the John Clay Wolf show and music from board Late Records and vinyl and Beastie Boys got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cut one. If you want merch inside here, the rattlesnake.

[Bob O]

Is it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's easy. Do you think it's easy? Did. Does JD get it?

[Bob O]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's how you know it's easy.

[Bob O]

It's easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

One more time. Cut. That's a little hard. If I didn't have the answer, I wouldn't get it. Cut. 2-8008-0072-3480-0800-ROAD calling right now. With the answer of these two songs, you'll get a free Beastie Boys LP. And pick anything off you want out of the JCW show merch page. Also, there's merch available here. We're selling more merch today than we've ever sold.

[Bob O]

Hey, that's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a good. That's a good thing. Everyone wants to know where to get one of these hats. You get it right over there. Cut two again. I think they need another shot at it. Rob you. Are you getting it? Okay. Oh, you already know the answer. Let me play.

[Pre K]

We're gonna cut one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's a beasties.

[Pre K]

Cut one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cut one. Cut two. If anybody in the crowd knows it, yell it out and I'll leave. Y' all can play. Cut one and cut two. Cut two. Did anybody say it right?

[Bob O]

He said the first one.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not going to give it to him. I'm going to get. I'm going to give it to you. You're going to win something. Did he say both? Right?

[Bob O]

Got one right.

[John Clay Wolf]

He got what? What are the. What are the answers? They're saying?

[Bob O]

Oh, that is right. Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sarasota, Florida.

[Bob O]

What's your guess? I know.

[Caller/Listener]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You're on the air. Go ahead.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, I was just trying to. I got a really nice truck I wanted to sell you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't have any. Okay, hang on, hang on, hang on. Joe in Fort Worth. What's your guess?

[Caller/Listener]

Sabotage and Paul Revere?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Steve Rico. Up in Pennsylvania. What's your guess?

[Caller/Listener]

I got sabotage and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, ladies. There you go. Did you cheat with him? Were y' all group groping? Okay, well, Scott had it first right here on the floor. Steve, Scott had it on the floor first. Give it to Sky.

[Caller/Listener]

He made the trip.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, give it to Scott. Give it to Scotty. All right. He's making gumball this afternoon. Straight out of. Straight out of the bayou over at the. What do you call those things? The silos. Oh, if anybody needs a place to stay, stay tonight, there is a silo available. Go to Airbnb Walnut Springs. You'll see a silo. They're two bedrooms, double story, and there's one that has popped up available because the guy that had it rented is not showing, and y' all can grab it. Anybody needs a silo tonight to stay here in Walnut, get us. Get it now on Airbnb.

[Bob O]

Nice, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike, are we out of time?

[Pre K]

Yes. Let's go to break.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we're gonna play a song. Be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf. This is John Clay Wolf show. Hour number three is in the bag. Hour number four is coming up. We're here in Walnut Springs, Texas. Rattle and roll, car show. The streets are filling up. It's a beautiful day. Chip Foose, Richard Rollins, Dennis Collins are on their way. We're gonna do a panel here in a little bit. If you're looking for something to do in North Texas or Austin or Waco, come on, get with it. All right, thanks.

[Caller/Listener]

Building up a wall.

[Bob O]

From the Wolf.

[Radio Announcer]

Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards, 1, 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio. Now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Chip, we. You called in about six weeks ago on the show, and I asked you if you'd do this car show on this date. You said yes. You were in la.

[Chip Foose]

I kept my word.

[John Clay Wolf]

You did keep your word. You did keep your word. It was that easy. And we didn't even talk about it since then? No, it's just like. And they're like, what about Chip? What about Chip? Is he gonna come? I said, the guy said he's gonna come. And then I talked to your assistant and I told her the plan, and she's like, I don't know anything about this. I'm like, oh, gosh. Okay. Well, what do we do? What do we do? I said, we just trust him for his word. And I called Rollins. I said, this guy's real, right? He said, absolutely. He said, chip Fish Said, he's going to be there. He's going to be there.

[Chip Foose]

Yeah. Lynn Nor, you know, she handles my schedule and everything else. And then normally, you know, it's a paid appearance. She says, well, what are we doing here? I said, I'm going to a show. That's what I'm doing. It's not about the money. I'm just going to a show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Chip Foose]

Yep. So thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, absolutely. Thank you. Chip Foose is in the house, ladies and gentlemen. He just landed from Minnesota. Had a buddy of his that he built that Lincoln and Sema for drop him off the Cleburne Airport. Amy picked him up, and his ass just hit the ground here in Texas, and we're happy to have him. And you said when you called in the radio that day, you had people in LA calling.

[Chip Foose]

I had a ton of my friends. I didn't even know they listened to your show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Chip Foose]

But they called and said, you're going to Texas. I guess you're going to the.

[John Clay Wolf]

To the car show.

[Chip Foose]

I said, yeah, definitely. No, you've. You've got a lot of fans.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm impressed. It's. It. Some of these people like Louisiana, Vegas. There's a lot of people that travel to these. We do this event here a couple of times a year. That's cool. We got a bike rally in May. This is our second car show. I haven't been outside yet. What's it look like?

[Chip Foose]

Well, you've got cars all the way to the edge of town.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you didn't go.

[Chip Foose]

That's impressive. No, we didn't go that way. We just came in this way and we parked right at the corner of the building. And then it took, you know, about 20 minutes to walk in because I wanted to say hello to everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Chip Foose]

I don't want to be rude and just walk right past, but when they, you know, you know, it's. It's nice that people recognize me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I know what you mean. And I'll.

[Chip Foose]

I'll enjoy it while it lasts. Because you know who Chris Titus is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know the name, but I can't think of.

[Chip Foose]

Do you remember the Titus show from back in 2000 on Fox?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Chip Foose]

It was all about a dysfunctional family. Christopher Titus was the main character character. And it was his dysfunctional family that the show was about, but his career, he was a hot rod builder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Chip Foose]

And on that show, Christopher's one of my best friends. Everything that happened to him on the show in the hot rod shop was things that had happened to me in my life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you kind of helping him write it?

[Chip Foose]

No, he just knew my stories and he would write them. But I was the hot rod consultant for the show. So whenever they did a hot rod shop episode, I would give my guys a week off and we would go down and pick up all the cars and all the tools and everything, all my equipment, and we would set up the set in the Fox studios, really? To shoot it. Yeah, it was. It was really cool. But yeah, it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sent me a picture, a video from 2:30 in the morning, 10 days ago, two weeks ago, of the Lincoln that you just took to sema.

[Chip Foose]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I looked at that photo, that video. Y' all were just shooting the panels. I just like, there's just no way, man. I mean, I understand you guys know what you're doing and y' all can get a new gear and get stuff put together, but I was like, there's no way you're going to make SEMA with this car. So you had to be out Monday. Did it have to be landed in Vegas Monday?

[Chip Foose]

We had to be in Vegas. The show opens Tuesday. They wanted it there no later than midnight on Monday. You know, basically midnight Tuesday morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Chip Foose]

Well, we didn't leave my shop until.

[John Clay Wolf]

12:30 on, on Sunday.

[Chip Foose]

On Tuesday morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Chip Foose]

Which the show opens. We had a. An unveiling at 10 o' clock Tuesday morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you left LA.

[Chip Foose]

I happen to have some good contacts with the people of sema.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get out of here.

[Chip Foose]

And Bud Bressman, who is my producer from overhauling and rides and all the different shows, he works very closely with, with sema, also the union. So they told me absolutely no later than 6 o' clock in the morning. We got the car there at 4:30 in the morning. I got there right at 6. When they opened the doors, I pulled the car into the blueprint Engines Blue their booth and we unveiled it. 10 o'. Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey guys, there's a lot of y' all coming in here if you want to go up those stairs. There's about a hundred more seats upstairs if you want to get comfortable. Just FYI, I. I can't. So, like Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. Did you sleep at the shop?

[Chip Foose]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Didn't sleep. You just didn't.

[Chip Foose]

I did the last four days with no sleep. I was working 20 hours a day for almost two months.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did anybody quit?

[Chip Foose]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because people like to. That. That creates a lot of pressure and.

[Chip Foose]

And, well, I don't ask anybody else to do that.

[Caller/Listener]

That.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Chip Foose]

That's just me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Chip Foose]

Yeah. And I don't ask Any. I just say, hey, you're coming in, and if they show up, great.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're helping. Do you give the guys that leave a stink eye?

[Chip Foose]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No guilt? No.

[Chip Foose]

I told them, take care of themselves and come back when you want to be here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, y' all got it done. Cheers to that, bud. I, I, I'm, I'm cheered. Cheers. I saw the result, and I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's good.

[Chip Foose]

Well, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the guy happy?

[Chip Foose]

Very happy Now. That's Pat and Linda Velasco.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's who just dropped off in their jet. Cleveland.

[Chip Foose]

Yeah. And they also own the Radford racing School. That's right. Which used to be Bob Bonduron racing School. That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

He told me that.

[Chip Foose]

Well, the whole reason that project started is Pat had bought four of those cars to restore one, and he's got that one that there was storing in his shop there. That's why he asked me to go back up to Minnesota to work with his guy, Kevin Crayle, who runs his shop. And we just organized and got things, you know, because the car's not finished yet. He just gave me one of the donor cars to. To cut the roof off and build the car that we just finished.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Chip Foose]

But the other car still needs work. Still needs a lot of work. So I went up there for a few days and helped Kevin to get things organized and get the right people involved so we can finish that car, because Mikhail Hagerty from Hagerty insurance invited it to the Amelia island concourse, which happens in March. So we got to get that car done in March, and we'll have the two of them together on the lawn there.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're on the air with master Craftsman Chip boost. You know, such called you master craftsman.

[Chip Foose]

Well, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because based on what I've seen, I think you qualify. I don't know. I mean, if you're not a master craft.

[Chip Foose]

Well, you've got one of my cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do have one of your cars, and it is sitting over at the GMTV garage. It's an orange, orange 7071 Chevelle. Right.

[Chip Foose]

It's a 70, but I put a 7172 rear bumper on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Rollins is dropping his sinister Chevelle off right now. The one that just came from Vegas. And it is there. It's there. Okay, so I've got fooses Orange Chevelle from four years ago, five years ago, six years ago. 23.

[Chip Foose]

23. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

A couple years ago. SEMA car.

[Chip Foose]

I haven't seen it. Since it left SEMA.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we've got Rollins current year SEMA car sitting over there at the GMTV garage right now. Cox, side by side, was that you brought that C28 that year also, right?

[Chip Foose]

No, I built the C28 for myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[Chip Foose]

And then I sold that to Chris Andrews.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And they're here.

[Chip Foose]

Oh, is he here?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know if Chris is, but John.

[Chip Foose]

Okay, John's here. Cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

They offered to pick you up at the airport.

[Chip Foose]

Very nice. So Chris wanted the. The C10 that I built for myself that I called the C28. So I built that car. And then Chris ended up with. With the truck. I built the truck. Sorry. And then he sold it to Fred.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Chip Foose]

Who you got it from?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Chip Foose]

But I borrowed the stuff. C10 from Fred to bring to Sema again. And while we had it there, he said, hey, if you know anybody that's interested in the truck, I'd like to sell it. And I said, I'm interested, but I was going through my divorce at the time. I said, I don't have any money, but I can trade you something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Chip Foose]

And he says, what do you have? I said, let's start this way. What do you want? He said, I've always wanted a 70 Chevelle, and I happened to have a 70 Malibu, and I had already done the drawings of what I wanted to do do to it. So I showed the drawing to Fred, and he says, I'll trade you for that. So I got my truck back. And you ended up with the Chevelle?

[John Clay Wolf]

I did, and it's right here in the show right now. Y' all walk over when we get done and go see Rollin Sinister. We got to go to break. Roll. Rollin Chevelle. We got two minutes. Okay, good, good, good. I'm sorry.

[Chip Foose]

Well, how far away is Fred from here?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like where? Like his shop or his body there? Is that Fred right there?

[Caller/Listener]

Here?

[Chip Foose]

Some of his family's here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. They said they were bringing five cars. I don't know.

[Chip Foose]

Oh, very cool. Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

They've got an Impala they want to sell us too. Okay, good guys are here.

[Chip Foose]

That.

[John Clay Wolf]

That would.

[Chip Foose]

That the black 60?

[John Clay Wolf]

The black 60?

[Chip Foose]

Is that the one he wants to sell you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that. Is the black 60 impala the one that you wanted to sell us? Okay.

[Chip Foose]

I went and picked that up for him.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a small world, isn't it?

[Chip Foose]

Yes, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name's John Clay. Wolfie. Got Chip Foose here on the air with us at the Rattle and Roll car show. There's Fred. There's Fred. We got a full house. Thank you guys for coming. We're going to take a quick break. I'm going to do the lightning round. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And then chip will rejoin us. As long as you want, you can sit here. And then at 12:30 today, he and Rollins and Collins are going to be sitting up here taking question and answers from the peanut gallery. The crowd. Give me a big one, guys. Come on. Rattle and roll. 25 walnut spring. It's the place to be. We'll be right back. I was standing outside getting ready to.

[Bob O]

Come in here, man, and this little.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guy walked up me and said, buckwh. And there was some brothers standing next to me and said, what that guy call you, man? Buckwheats. And I started thinking about it.

[Pre K]

The Buckwheat. Nah, the Little Rascals, period.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, who thought the names up for that show?

[Bob O]

Cause I'm from a predominantly black family.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I have yet to run into a relative named Buckwheat.

[Pre K]

You go to a cookout.

[Bob O]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

My name's Ed.

[Bob O]

What's name your.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, I'm Buckwheat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, that's amazing. No, I ain't got no last name.

[Bob O]

Buckwheat.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't believe me?

[Caller/Listener]

Ain't that right, Stymie? Oh, yeah.

[Bob O]

We're back.

[Radio Announcer]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com. now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'S like Dion, you know, Coach Dion o' Rollins coming through the room with his entourage, his cameras, his security. Damn dog. Richard Rollins just walked in, everybody. We got Chip Foose up here. We got Fred, the man we bought Foose's chevelle [e-mail] and that's the reason I met you. Yes, ironically.

[Chip Foose]

It's all Fred's fault.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all Fred's fault. Fred, what did you bring out to the show today? You might have to get that mic closer to your mouth. By the way, I brought a 1960s Bel Air. Bought a 55 Chevy. Bel Air.

[Caller/Listener]

Loud, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

55. 55. There you go. Ford. Yeah. Pickup. A 51 GMC pickup. What do you think about our little town?

[Chip Foose]

Oh, I've been here many times.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, we used to play football back here in the 60s. Well, that was that. That was when Jason Love called me, said, we got to buy this car. It's my favorite car I've got right now. Yeah. And I. I really don't Want to sell it? I'm talking about the. The Chevelle that I bought from you.

[Bob O]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I really like it. How long did you have it? Two, three years. When I told Chip that you sold it to me, it hurt his feelings. Yeah. He's like, well, first of all, he should have called me and. Damn it. Why did he want to sell it? Why'd you want to sell it just this time? Well, I was trying to help my son a little bit. He needed a house. I understand these cars are not cheap. No. Have you built some yourself? Yes, sir. A couple of them out there. Is it cheaper to build one or buy one? Probably buy. Probably. Right. Well, cool. How did you get all those cars here? Did you get a transport or did you take several trailers? No, my two sons. Yeah. My nephew I raised. He's here then. A friend of mine drove one. Got you.

[Chip Foose]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we got five. Richard, come up. Sit. Sit up with us. Let's catch up. I haven't been outside yet. What's it look like? Does it look good?

[Chip Foose]

It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. A lot of nice cars out there. Really? Would you mind swapping out your headset with the doctor real quick? Let's talk to him. So we got two guys that just left Vegas. They both had SEMA cars. They're both sitting here in Walnut Springs, Texas, in the middle of nowhere, Hill country, Texas, and we're making something out of this town. And it's happened. Hey, dog, look around. It's kind of happening.

[Bob O]

It's freaking unbelievable. You haven't been outside?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I have not been outside. It is awesome. Dennis. Is it? Did we do good?

[Bob O]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And there's still a lot of cars.

[Bob O]

Coming in because there were cars in front of me, behind me. I mean, there was actually a traffic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jam coming into Walnut Springs. Really?

[Chip Foose]

What did you drive in?

[Bob O]

Well, because I had to bring cameras.

[John Clay Wolf]

And everything else, I brought my sinister Chevelle, which. Sitting over there next to yours. But I came in a sprinter with.

[Bob O]

All the gear and all the people and everything else.

[Chip Foose]

Excellent.

[John Clay Wolf]

How was. How was sema? You know, I think I speak for some people out there. SEMA is.

[Bob O]

Is work for.

[John Clay Wolf]

For guys like me and Chip It.

[Bob O]

Right. We don't get to have fun like everybody else does.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're not there on our boss's nickel.

[Bob O]

And getting to party.

[Chip Foose]

And I didn't even get a chance to see your Chevelle yet.

[Bob O]

No.

[Chip Foose]

So I'm excited. I'll go see it today.

[Pre K]

I am, too.

[Bob O]

I want. I want you to see it because, you know, Everything I learned, I learned from you.

[John Clay Wolf]

How big is that? I've never been. How big is that place? Is it just ridiculous?

[Chip Foose]

160,000 people there this year?

[Bob O]

Yeah, but it's also Northall, Southall, East.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hall, I don't know. So y' all were both there for five days and you didn't even see his car? That.

[Chip Foose]

I saw him, but I didn't see his car.

[Bob O]

I saw him and his car, but barely.

[Chip Foose]

I never, I never got to walk around and check out the show because I'm. I'm just going from booth, you know, doing a signing in a booth and then another booth. Booth and. Yeah, and the week goes by really fast.

[John Clay Wolf]

How are those parties you were talking about, Richard? The Thursday party, Was that the good one? Rooster Shop party is a big one. Sosa throws the best party, period for sema. And he had a jet boat. His shop's very much like you're building here. Yeah, he put an inflatable pool in the middle, filled it up with enough.

[Bob O]

Water and had a full on like jet race boat and was firing it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Up every few minutes and what have you. But Sosa's party's awesome. It's off the hook. And we did the MagnaFlow dinner.

[Bob O]

I think I saw you there too, Chip.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, and then that's it. It's just work all day long from one booth to the next. What time does it start? Is it like 8 or 10?

[Chip Foose]

9 o'?

[Caller/Listener]

Clock?

[John Clay Wolf]

9 o'. Clock. He told me the story, you know, cuz I sent you that video he sent me of his unfinished car on Saturday or whatever day it was. He said he had to stay there for three days straight. And they were, they didn't leave until Monday night at midnight. I heard that on the way up.

[Chip Foose]

The car left the shop at 12:30 Tuesday morning.

[Bob O]

See, I don't get. I haven't gotten that far up the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chain yet cuz ours had to leave.

[Bob O]

On Friday to get to Vegas in time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Plus I'm also, you know, 1800 miles from Vegas.

[Bob O]

Not three hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's a little further three.

[Chip Foose]

I have a little bit of an advantage with location.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, true, true. I'm sitting here with Chip Foose, Richard Rollins from Gas Monkey. Dennis Collins is right behind me. We just don't have enough microphones. And we're going to have a panel up here on this stage at 12:30 where you guys will have a mic down in the crowd where you guys can, can ask these guys questions. So instead of them just going through and you're like, hey, I saw you at the blah, blah, blah, and I saw you at the D. You can actually ask them. Think about your questions. Craft your questions.

[Chip Foose]

Is that live on air or is that just here?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just going to be here and it. And it's. We'll be streaming it on our YouTube channel. But we've.

[Bob O]

I didn't see that in my contract.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got some master craftsmen here, and it's a pretty exciting deal to be sitting here in this environment. And I'm just. I'm. I'm really happy about the weather, man. I'm really happy about all of it. I just can't believe. Because, I mean, Richard's been watching me bust my ass, try to get this thing going. Dude, just getting killed.

[Bob O]

You know, it's hard to buy a small town and make it your own. It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not my own, but. But it's hard to get to just because I had this vision of the, of this town in the hills and I was like, man, this could be bike and car central. This could be Radiator Springs. And today it is Radiator Springs.

[Bob O]

It really is.

[John Clay Wolf]

It really is very cool. That's awesome.

[Chip Foose]

Well, I can't wait to get outside and check everything out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, if you guys want to go hit it, go see your fans, come back here at 12:30. Do whatever the hell you want. But we've got one more segment of live radio here, and then. And then I'm going to come back and do another segment and then we'll do our panel and the car show. I think it started at 11. We've got three 180 entries right now, and they're still coming in. I already saw a couple out there.

[Bob O]

I might make a run at.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think there's plenty of runs. I've got to give me the VIN buy booth out there. I don't know if you noticed that.

[Bob O]

Where's my gas Monkey buys booth? I didn't know that. That.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know I was part of that, too.

[Pre K]

It's your town.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know, dude, you can. I mean, I'll just charge you a little tax. It's all good. It's all good.

[Chip Foose]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John Clay. His name is Chip. Food is Richard Rollins. This is our radio show.

[Caller/Listener]

We're live.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're having a great time. If you're in Austin, Waco, Houston. Houston, you're not going to make it. Dallas, Fort Worth. Get in your car. Come to Wallet Springs right now because it's an incredible Day. We'll be right back.

[Chip Foose]

Thanks for having us here. Of course.

[Pre K]

Can you hear me?

[John Clay Wolf]

All right? Hey, hey, hey.

[Bob O]

I hear you now.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[Bob O]

Yeah. Yes, yes, yes.

[Pre K]

Okay, we got two minutes. I'm just trying to figure out. I'm gonna get this going here for the replay. For the replay.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to get going.

[Pre K]

What's. What's changed? Oh, no, I'm just getting the board set for the replay.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're not gonna run. We're not gonna run the replay here.

[Pre K]

No, no, no. That's what I'm trying. I gotta get everything set up.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're gonna run music. So when. When we pivot, I'll tell Paul, you tell Pa call to make sure when we go off and he starts the music.

[Pre K]

So you're not. You're just. You're not pushing anything from here. You're not pushing anything from here. Just your mics out there?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Pre K]

Just your mics out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. When. Oh, no, no.

[Chip Foose]

When we.

[John Clay Wolf]

When we. When we do this panel thing, we're not going to be radio at all. Oh, it be YouTube. That's right. I don't know. Y' all figured out. I won't think about it. I'm the host, but I'm not supposed to have things.

[Bob O]

That's at 12:30, correct?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. 12:30.

[Pre K]

10, 4, and you got the fourth one there set up, Bobo.

[Bob O]

I'm on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now we've got 45. We got 30 minutes.

[Bob O]

Sound good?

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, are.

[Pre K]

We got one minute before we're back.

[Bob O]

That's the end of the live show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bob O]

Are we going live here, Charlie?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pre K]

One minute. They forgot. Last segment, YouTube.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Last segment. Last segment.

[Bob O]

Oh, I thought we were there, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, now we're fixing to rejoin Westwood 1. Did somebody eat it? If boost fell, tell him he's fired. He doesn't work for me. I'm kidding. I thought somebody went down.

[Radio Announcer]

Here's what's going on in the wolf pack.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a guy that's been on hold for a little bit. Hey, Bill, are you there?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you took your truck into the dealership for a recall, is that right?

[Caller/Listener]

I bought a truck and I noticed.

[Bob O]

It was jerking as it was shifting.

[Caller/Listener]

Gears, so I took the truck back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like my old girlfriend from high school.

[Radio Announcer]

The John Clay Wolf show every Saturday morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. We're back.

[Radio Announcer]

Back to the John Clay wolf, presented by giveme the vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, boys, it looks like we're throwing a pretty good party today.

[Bob O]

Quite a day.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow.

[Bob O]

Quite a day.

[JD Ryan]

What a turnout. This is great so far and it's still coming. Yeah, this is still coming in.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is like Wayne's world. Wayne stock.

[JD Ryan]

Temp's 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-007238-00800 radio.

[Bob O]

Wo.

[John Clay Wolf]

All the gazillion people listening in their cars and they're not here. I gotta.

[Chip Foose]

I gotta.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're trying to color it in for you. Like trying to make you feel like you are here. I don't know if we're overdoing it or not, but we are having a great day. We've got a. We've got a town full of people. We got a town full of cars. We've been promoting this for a while. Remember, we're going to do this again in May with the Walnut Springs Motorcycle Rally. Harley Davidson. We had a meeting of Harley the other day and they were in all the way.

[Bob O]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Harley, Harley, Harley, Harley, Harley.

[Caller/Listener]

Harley.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got you.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that was a really.

[JD Ryan]

Going to be a whole different route. Crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

But there's over 100 bikes here.

[JD Ryan]

I saw the bikes coming in this morning. I got here at 6 and it was already bikes.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is, this is good stuff. The weather is a bl. I mean, you know, I'm not trying to get too.

[Bob O]

Any better. You can order.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was, it was. It was supposed to rain, dude. On Monday, the forecast was raining like, oh my God, here we go again. Good morning, everybody. It is Saturday, November 15th. And remember, if you didn't come out here today and you're, you're wondering about all this, there's still time to come. And next weekend, Adam Corolla is doing comedy right here on this stage in Walnut Springs with his girlfriend Crystal Marie. And chef Graham Elliott will be across the street from the Food Network doing a book signing at the Bosque Can. Tina, does this remind you of the Russ Martin days a little?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my God, absolutely. People are just pouring in. You cannot walk from here to there without them grabbing you, which is fun. They love you now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Didn't you fall off? They love you plenty, bud. They love all of us.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you fall off the stage? Separated your shoulders?

[Bob O]

Yes, I did.

[JD Ryan]

God, your memory is amazing, John. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't do drugs.

[Pre K]

J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ryan.

[JD Ryan]

We were cowboys in Ole. And we were bringing out our little band. We had a little band that. We were bringing out the band and I brought the band and we had a choir of black ladies walking out on the stage and one of them bumped me, knocked me off.

[Pre K]

He's a Texan.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's the accidental racist.

[JD Ryan]

It was a mistake. But Anyway, they bumped me off the stage and yes. Separated my shoulder.

[Bob O]

So I ended up.

[JD Ryan]

It was our white trash party. So here I'm in a pink. No, excuse me, I'm in a blue. A baby blue tux.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're dressed up like a transvestite. White party. And a black lady knocked you off the stage.

[JD Ryan]

And. And my girlfriend's dressed up like a. Because we're at a white trash party.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

So we go to Arlington.

[John Clay Wolf]

But she was a tramp. Anyway.

[Bob O]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

And we go to Arlington Memorial Hospital. Dressed up like this with my shoulder out.

[Bob O]

Get up.

[JD Ryan]

Why are you dressed like this? Anyway, so, yes, they knocked me off the stage and broke my shoulder.

[Bob O]

Well, the wedding just didn't go the way we planned.

[JD Ryan]

It just didn't turn out the way we thought.

[John Clay Wolf]

It sounds like you dumb and dumber moment. It totally was.

[JD Ryan]

You look like so ridiculous. I was so observed. Just fix my shoulder. Let me get out of here, please.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow, Turley, how's the football game going right now?

[Pre K]

Let's see that you want to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you hear me? Can you hear me?

[Bob O]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello? Yes, yes, yes.

[Pre K]

So we got an upset alert, guys. South Carolina's up on A&M 173 in the second quarter. That's not good for A and M fims. Yeah, that's not good. Notre dame is up 14 nothing on PIT. That doesn't look good for you, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

I took Notre Dame.

[Caller/Listener]

You.

[Pre K]

No, no, no. I did. 12 and a half point favorite.

[Bob O]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no.

[Pre K]

Yes, it's on tape.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe I didn't.

[Pre K]

Yeah, it's on tape.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because I. I sure my heart was with Notre Dame after they beat the eggs. Oh, okay. Are Those the only two?

[Pre K]

Yeah. Game of note, Indiana's up 7 nothing on Wisconsin in the second quarter. Indiana, of course, number two in the country.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha.

[Pre K]

But that Aggie score is disturbing.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you thinking about? Score is disturbing. Yeah. Well, the fact that you've transitioned from straight to Aggie is disturbing.

[Bob O]

It's quite a transition. And he knows all the little verbal cues and things that you say.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, we, we. We thought that Bruce.

[Bob O]

Howdy.

[John Clay Wolf]

We thought Bruce drilled. Jenner's transition was a big one. Turley's gone full. He has lost his factory default settings.

[Pre K]

Well, I get, you know, it makes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sense what we call plumber rural when.

[Pre K]

Bruce spent all that money to transition. It's the same thing. I spent all that money for my kid to go that school, so I got to transition, too.

[JD Ryan]

Ah, makes sense.

[Bob O]

But Bruce never touched his health insurance whatsoever. Yeah, the Change was cosmetic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does he still have a weenie? Yeah.

[Chip Foose]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, I noticed he's starting to look like. He went. He's going. He's heading back to his factory. Default setting.

[Bob O]

This is going to sound really offensive, and I don't mean it that way, but they all do. They all go back.

[JD Ryan]

Huh?

[Bob O]

All right.

[JD Ryan]

Well, all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Turley, when Rollins called in earlier, did you catch the dump?

[Pre K]

Yes, I did.

[Chip Foose]

Yes, I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't even bother. I didn't even bother telling him he dropped an F bomb. Jesus.

[Bob O]

Think I got this.

[JD Ryan]

Been on the radio and TV as long as he has with no better than to say the F word of live on nationwide radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he was not on live radio. He was on Discovery. So they were editing it.

[JD Ryan]

Think about that. You know, I got this week, Jelly Roll. Our buddy Jelly Roll, he had some tummy troubles on his Australian tour. He's still dealing with that when he got home. This is the funny part. And of course, he records everything he does. He and his wife put together one of those little squatty potties. And here's some of the audio. Cut number seven if you have a mic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baby, what are you doing?

[Bob O]

Trying to build a squatty potty.

[John Clay Wolf]

A bamboo flip stool. Squatty potty.

[Bob O]

Well, it's got two heights.

[John Clay Wolf]

Unkink your colon with squatty.

[JD Ryan]

Listen.

[Bob O]

And I got a kinky colon. My colon is kinky.

[JD Ryan]

Why you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we pretending you even know what you're doing? I'm trying, y'.

[JD Ryan]

All.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what? A little support.

[Caller/Listener]

I love you.

[John Clay Wolf]

A little support for my wife right now.

[JD Ryan]

10 years.

[Caller/Listener]

I've never seen you build one thing.

[JD Ryan]

I've never seen you build anything.

[Bob O]

Right. Is the thing. Do you know about this thing? Sure. You know about this thing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I really don't.

[Bob O]

Can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can I. Can I stop you? Sure.

[Bob O]

This is a stool that they put in front of your toilet so that your feet are up.

[Chip Foose]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

For fat people. People.

[Bob O]

No, it's for anybody. They say it's a better posture for.

[JD Ryan]

Your pot to do your business.

[Bob O]

Building his own.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to think about Jelly Roll or his girlfriend.

[Bob O]

Well, you know, he's lost more than 100 pounds.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just don't want to think about any of this. They got me out here on the road.

[Bob O]

I'm nervous all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife's a.

[Bob O]

They won't feed me nothing but mangoes and salt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Peter. I'm out here in Australia. Eat eucalyptus leaves like Koala Bear.

[Bob O]

They sing as good as I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you ever hear koala Sing. I'm standing outside my back door there in the outback See John on my.

[Bob O]

Squatty potty and I heard the koalas singing and they was like.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it helped me out.

[Bob O]

But I can't get no koalas over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here because they're legal in the United States.

[Bob O]

States.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, but my wife can be a big thank you, Jo, but I can't have a damn. I'm Jelly Roll. It's almost as bad as Mark's pictures he was trying to show me last night.

[Bob O]

I deserve my quals and my squatty potty. Get it out of me. Get it out of me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get out of here. Jelly Roll. You fat bastard. Hey, Jelly Roll. Thank you, brother.

[Bob O]

Good job.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to sell my bar in Nashville.

[JD Ryan]

No, you're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to try to make some of money. I only want 100 million for it. I ain't taking no less. Don't lowball me more. I know what I got.

[Bob O]

Screwy rehabilitation.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want me some crack. All righty.

[JD Ryan]

How many people were you registered for the show today?

[John Clay Wolf]

200 and we're at 380. 380.

[JD Ryan]

That's what I knew it was going to happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

I knew it was going to happen. 300. Rainy car, this town. And it's not little cars, it's big cars. There's some heavy, heavy, heavy cars out there.

[JD Ryan]

I cannot wait to see the drone shots of this town with 500 cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's just the registered car. What about the other 500 that are here? Attendees?

[JD Ryan]

Yes. Like mine, right?

[Bob O]

They do tend to just show up. Man.

[JD Ryan]

It's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is good stuff.

[Bob O]

Awesome deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Remember. Giveme the vin.com. that is. Who's sponsoring this gig? America's best car buyer. We buy classes, collectors, exotics, roses, Lamborghinis and all the A200,000 mile Ultima or A140,000 mile F1.250.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stroker. Strokey. Stroke. Stroke.

[Bob O]

Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

We buy all of it. And in between, if we don't beat a Carmax offer. Give me the vin.com. we will give you a hundred dollars if we cannot beat their deal.

[JD Ryan]

Deal?

[Caller/Listener]

Deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Deal means you sold it to them. These are too much fraud going on online anymore.

[Bob O]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Too many fakes. People are making fakes. CarMax offers, sending them in. We want to see a bill of sale.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

We want to have an opportunity to beat it. Carvana or car? Carmax. We'll send you a hundred dollar check. For the opportunity. GiveMeTheEven.

[Pre K]

One minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

One minute left. And then we've got a new video going up on YouTube at noon Central in just a moment. West coast, you're going to get another hour. Vegas, Phoenix, Louisiana. Klos Good morning, everybody. KGB down in San Diego. It feels like California here today.

[Bob O]

It does. So beautiful. Sunny and 80.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're getting to steal your weather, not pay your taxes right now, but or deal with your politicians guys in in the metroplex. If you're looking for something to do today, come an hour south to Walnut Spring, Texas. We're having a huge car event. It is free. It is awesome. And we're going to be here all day and all night. Chip Foose, Richard Rollins, Dennis Collins and myself, we'll be back up here on this stage at 12:30 Central doing a Q and A with the audience. Thank you guys for tuning in, everybody. Thanks for coming. And it's just getting started. It's just getting started. Radiator Springs, usa, We got it built here today.

[Bob O]

The John Clay Wolf show has been a presentation of givemethevin.com from the Westwood One Radio Network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Locker out.