#531 John Clay Wolfe Show 11.22.25

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #531 – November 22, 2025

"Powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com. Every week we talk about cars, sports, sex, drugs and rock & roll… just about anything as long as it won’t get us fined by the FCC."

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EPISODE OVERVIEW

In this lively and unscripted installment, John Clay Wolfe and crew celebrate a beautiful Saturday in North Texas while diving deep into their usual mix of cars, local events, rowdy personal stories, current events, and off-the-rails banter. The show is peppered with memorable party and bar stories, updates on local car shows and live performances (including Adam Carolla’s upcoming gig), spirited debates on topics from jukeboxes to hair straightening, and their signature rapid-fire car appraisals. Listeners call in to get bids on their cars or to share memorable stories of their own mishaps and hijinks.

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MAIN SEGMENTS & DISCUSSION POINTS

1. Kicking Things Off: Beautiful Day, Family Gatherings & Redneck Gender Reveals

• John describes a perfect North Texas morning, recalling a four-wheeler ride and excitement about hosting family for a “redneck” gender reveal—shooting a tannerite charge that will explode pink or blue (00:14–01:11).
• “It’s as redneck as it gets.” —John Clay Wolfe (01:05)

2. Comedian Adam Carolla’s Upcoming Show & John’s Role

• Adam Carolla is set to play at the (soon-to-be-renamed) Walnut Springs Roadhouse; John contemplates whether he should MC or “open” the show, sharing nerves and the pressure of live comedy. The crew encourages him to just MC and work in some jokes (01:28–03:17).
• “In the words of the great Eddie Murphy: It’s my house. If you don’t like it, get the F out.” —John Clay Wolfe (03:17)
• Notable Moment: John references Carolla mentioning a Texas “opener” to Bill Maher—subtly bragging, “It’s me.”—John (03:48–03:49)

3. Lightning Car Bids & Listener Calls (Car Segments Throughout the Show)

• Car Valuations Highlights:
  • 2010 Camaro Convertible RS, 150k miles: Dealer offered $2k, caller wants $3k. John advises $2,500, ultimately buys it through local restaurant connection (04:00–08:11).
  • 2013 Dodge Ram, 74k mi: Bought at auction, appraised at $10,000 (12:00).
  • 2019 Subaru WRX (126k mi): Worth $12,000 (48:16).
  • 2005 Corvette Z51 (16k mi): Appraised $23k; advice given to keep miles low to preserve value (86:31–88:16).
  • 1979 C10 Squarebody: Caller wants $28k, John says $18k max without extensive upgrades (124:53).
• Bans on boats, but all other vehicles and motorcycles welcome (47:06).

4. Recent Car Show Recap & Small-Town Event Planning

• The team relives the chaos and success of their 5,000-person car show, which nearly “broke the town”—except trash management was severely lacking (14:21–15:07).
  • “We hired a Hispanic man. One guy to pick it all up... he did not do a good job. That’s a lot of work.”—John (14:59–15:04)
• Plans for future events: more dumpsters, bathrooms, EMTs, and a 501c3 for future rallies to raise money for the city by charging vendor permits (23:22–24:00).

5. Bar & Drinking Tales: Sleeping at the Garage

• Legendary Bar Story:
  • Bobbo recounts getting so drunk after the car show that he woke up at a patio table outside the bar, shoeless, and uncertain what happened (18:07–21:00).
  • “I took my shoes off because I was very comfortable... Woke up, drove to the ranch, couldn’t find my glasses, my phone, or my shoes.” —Bobbo (19:03–20:03)
  • Video evidence surfaces, sparking on-air embarrassment and camaraderie (52:07–54:56, see YouTube/jcwshow.com).

6. Listeners’ Stories: Waking Up in Bars and Related Shenanigans

• Listeners call with stories about passing out in strange places, including Germany train tunnels and strip club velvet chairs with band Drowning Pool (31:46–32:23, 33:31).
• John adds his own: Drunk cruise ship disco incident in 7th grade and tales of college bar days (21:52–22:46).
• Panel discusses the “walk of shame” and builds on the “Wall of Shame” reference (35:19).

7. Live Event Announcements

• Adam Carolla Show: Walnut Springs, VIP meet-and-greet ($75 charity, sold separately from event ticket), details at WalnutSpringsRally.com (61:01–62:09).
• Ted Nugent Appearance: December 13th at the Walnut Springs Roadhouse.

8. Rants & Humor: Jukeboxes, Trash, and Running Small Town Venues

• John rails against jukeboxes and letting patrons pick the music: “You don’t let your patrons pick the music... Program the feel of the room.” (17:21)
• Trash can logistics spark a mini-rant about “application” vs. theory in event planning (16:48).

9. Drugs, Sex, FAA Panics & News Oddities

• Plane turned around for crew member catching a whiff of passenger THC vape: vigorous debate about overreaction, FAA rules, and comparison to drinking on the job (41:33–45:42).
  • “This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.”—John (43:31)
• Drunk teacher in Wisconsin: Caught at 0.36 BAC; stories of teachers and other workers on the job wasted (46:11–46:38).

10. Listener Participation Segments

• "You Just Lost a Listener": Satirical breakup letter from a fan named Angelique to Bobbo (39:33–41:23).
• "Mail from Jail": Letter from Alabama jail, details about meth use and 'good old days', longing for cars and dogs (94:47–96:39).
• "The Truth" Lightning Round: Fast-paced call-ins where listeners declare their personal “truth,” often with humorous or pointed stabs at sports teams or the show’s hosts (136:44–141:22).

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TIMESTAMPS OF KEY SEGMENTS

| Time | Segment/Event | |-----------|-----------------------------------------------------------| | 00:14 | Opening banter — beautiful North Texas morning | | 01:05 | Redneck gender reveal description | | 01:28–03:17| Adam Carolla show planning/MC vs. opener debate | | 04:00–08:11| Car call-ins, Camaro deal in Midland/Odessa | | 10:13 | Car appraisals: Corvette, Challenger, Ram | | 14:21-15:07| Car show recap — "broke the town," trash problem | | 17:07–17:29| Jukebox rant | | 18:07–21:00| Bobbo’s legendary “sleeping at the bar” story | | 23:22–24:00| Event fundraising, rally plans | | 31:46–33:31| Listener: sleeping in velvet chair at a strip club | | 41:33–45:42| THC on JetBlue flight: “emergency” and overreaction | | 46:11–46:38| Drunk teacher news item | | 52:07–54:56| Airing the security cam tape of Bobbo’s drunken night | | 61:01–62:09| Announcements: Adam Carolla and Ted Nugent shows | | 94:47–96:39| “Mail from Jail” | | 136:44 onwards| “The Truth” call-in lightning round |

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NOTABLE QUOTES & MEMORABLE MOMENTS

• Redneck Gender Reveal:
  “It’s a prepackaged gender reveal – goes pink or blue when you blow it up. That’s as redneck as it gets.” —John (01:05)

• On Being Adam Carolla’s Opener:
  “In the words of the great Eddie Murphy: It’s my house. If you don’t like it, get the F out.” —John (03:17)

• Car Deal Analysis:
  “A convertible Camaro with 150,000 miles – just too many. But, out in Midland … you know what Mexicans like? High miles!” —John (05:05)

• Trash at Car Show:
  “We hired a Hispanic man. One guy to pick it all up … he did not do a good job. That’s a lot of work.” —John (14:59)

• Bobbo’s Drunk Night:
  “I woke up and it was cold and it was getting light outside… I guess somebody broke a glass out there. Don’t think it was me, but it could have been me.” —Bobbo (19:03)

• Listener, Mail from Jail:
  “It's always a good time until it ain’t. I was smoking meth for five days straight… those were the days.” —Chad in Alabama (95:30)

• JetBlue THC Rant:
  “...They don’t need to be landing the plane because the chick thinks she might have a half a butt. That’s a risk. Way more risk!” —John (43:21–43:31)

• Jukeboxes:
  “I hate jukeboxes. You don’t let your patrons pick the music… program the feel of the room.” —John (17:21)

• Michelle Obama / Hair-Swimming Bit:
  "'Our hair comes out of our head naturally in a curly pattern... that’s why so many of us can’t swim.' What the hell does that have to do with swimming?!" —John (67:08)

• The “Truth” Segment:
  "The truth is, the Cowboys are going to win the Super Bowl!" —Random Caller (137:00)
  "That is not the truth. That is a lie." —John (137:05)

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RECURRING THEMES & RUNNING JOKES

• Rowdy, personal party tales: Staff and callers brag/tell on themselves for drunken sleepovers in less-than-glamorous settings.
• Jabs at team members: (“Bobbo’s a whore,” “Turley’s sports wiener report is getting longer…”)
• Car value skepticism: Listeners often believe their car is worth more than it is; John cites real auction comps.
• Events overwhelm small towns: Repeated barbs about lack of local infrastructure for trash/parking at big car shows.
• Jukeboxes are evil: John strongly asserts control of bar music.
• Show self-awareness: Panel pokes fun at their own process, audience, and the sometimes rough edges of live radio.

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FINAL NOTES

• Show Tone: The episode exudes rowdy camaraderie, cutting sarcasm, Texas-flavored humor, and off-the-cuff storytelling. The rapid-fire style, inside jokes, and cast chemistry are central to its appeal.
• Fan Engagement: Listeners are encouraged to call in, share stories, participate in running bits like “The Truth,” and auctions.
• Live Event/Promotion: The Walnut Springs events (draws like Adam Carolla and Ted Nugent) are central, reinforcing the show’s role in the local social scene.
• Podcast/YouTube Extended Content: Select moments, videos, and security cam footage are shared as additional content online at JCWShow.com and YouTube.

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For New Listeners

This episode captures the quintessential John Clay Wolfe Show: an unpredictable blend of car talk, raunchy comedy, Texas culture, local color, and candid conversation, driven by the colorful personalities of John and his crew. If you like rowdy morning radio with frank, unfiltered humor, and community roots, this one’s for you.

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For More:

• JCWShow.com
• Watch episode highlights and bonus footage at the JCW YouTube Channel
• Submit cars for live bids at GiveMeTheVIN.com

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Transcript

[A]

From the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free, cheap bastards, 1, 800, 800 radio. And check out the [e-mail] or john claywolf.com now.

[B]

John Clay, that outside dude, it is on, on. It is so gorgeous. I hope that you're in North Texas like we are, which you're not. Good morning America. But golly, this is. I just got on the four wheeler and ran like a mile of the trail and I had a woody just straight up. Just a little chub. Smiling ear to ear.

[C]

So beautiful.

[B]

It's a good day. It's a good day. It's going to be a great day. My brother's family is out here. Oh, my niece's nephew, his bride to be. And they're doing a gender reveal. We're going to do it redneck style with a. How's that 300 mag? Shooting a deal of tannerite. And it goes pink or blue.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

What are you blowing up if you're.

[B]

Gonna go go big? Well, it's a pre packaged gender reveal thing that goes blue or pink when.

[C]

You blow it up. Yeah, that's hilarious, dude. That's funny. That's best redneck as it gets.

[B]

Yep, it will be fun, Bob.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Well, I was riding the. Oh, I'll do it later. But I was wondering if I should open tonight. Oh, here we go. Here we go.

[C]

Do you have a bed? Do you have a set?

[B]

Well, no, I was hoping for what? Let everybody know Corolla's coming tonight. Corolla will be here in a little bit. He's playing the walnut now. He's. You know, I'm gonna go ahead and call it what it's going to be called the Walnut Springs Roadhouse. I'm changing the name of that.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Walnut Springs Roadhouse.

[C]

Okay.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

We'll change the name like on the stuff. Probably January 2nd or something. But yeah. Anyway. He's playing the rattlesnake. The Walnuts. I just hate the word rattlesnake. I just.

[D]

Playing the roadhouse.

[B]

He's playing the roadhouse. You got any doors? And I am. It's called the Roadhouse. Please. Just for. In case. His name's Jim Morrison and you look it up that way. It's.

[E]

Or the doors.

[B]

Yeah, but no, I don't have any material, Bob. But when I was riding the four wheeler this morning, it started. Feet. It started coming to me. It started coming to me.

[D]

Channeling.

[B]

Yeah, start channeling. So I stopped and started typing and I'm feeling a little confident.

[D]

I get the feeling that's how Jerry Wayne does it. You know, some. Somebody that I watch a lot, and I haven't talked to him about technique, but that Whataburger story, I mean, you know, you can. You can relax. You gotta. You gotta. You gotta Seinfeld side to you.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

You know.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Or you kind of collect things that have happened to you and retell them in a very interesting way.

[B]

Oh, good. Thank you.

[D]

So there you go. You don't have to.

[B]

If somebody got him some new meds.

[C]

No, you do have to try.

[D]

You do have to try. There's gonna be some effort, but yeah, you record things well and just do that. And don't worry about when you stress about. That's when you have trouble.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

So instead of saying you're opening, why don't you just emcee it?

[B]

Okay.

[E]

And that's where you work your jokes in. Because I think there's more pressure if you're. I'm opening for him.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Emceeing. You're introducing. Is it Corolla and his girl too, right?

[B]

The girl didn't make it.

[E]

Oh.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[E]

Well, then I guess you reopening, he.

[B]

May have an opener. I didn't even ask, but yeah, just.

[E]

MC it and you can work jokes in.

[B]

But I mean, you know, and I didn't. I haven't asked him yet. But I mean, in the words of the great Eddie Murphy, it's my house. If you don't like it, get the F out.

[D]

You know, I saw. I saw Corona recently on. On Bill Maher's random podcast and there were some outtakes and he was telling Mar. You know, there's a guy in Texas that has opened events for me a time or two, and I. Nowadays I'm just not comfortable when I don't have him up there first.

[E]

And what was his name?

[D]

He didn't say and say.

[C]

He just said a guy in Texas.

[B]

It's me. He just. He. I know.

[D]

It's me.

[B]

Keith in Midland.

[F]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Bob, this was your car.

[F]

Thanks for taking the call.

[B]

Yeah, this was your car. He's got a 2010 Camaro convertible RS with150,000 miles on it. Dealer offered 2,000. Wants three. So if you still had that thing.

[D]

It was a 15 mine.

[B]

Okay. Same body style.

[D]

Pretty much, it's almost exactly the same. Her Trinicar.

[B]

Yeah, right.

[D]

Was her Trinity car.

[B]

Is it a six? It's a six cylinder, right, Keith?

[F]

I believe. I believe it's a V6. Yep.

[B]

Okay. Oh, Turley, why are you ruining everybody's good time? We got the air going. You can't see Bob. But that was the design. I did that. You don't want to see him on the. God, I might on the video. If you go to YouTube. If you go to John Clay Wolf on YouTube. Anyway. Jcwshow.com jcwshow.com Isn't that weird that a convertible Camaro. I'm wondering if I want to give 3,000, it's because it's got so many miles on it.

[E]

How many miles?

[B]

150. Yeah, but Mike's shaking his head. No, no, need it. We don't need it. But they're out there in Midland. And you know what's out in Midland? Mexicans. And you know what Mexicans like? Hard lord high miles.

[D]

I mean, it's not like a. Like a conclave for Mexic, but this.

[B]

Would be a perfect.

[D]

We have Mexicans.

[B]

This would be a perfect quince Sierra gift for a. For a west Texas young lady.

[D]

That would be a perfect quinceanera gift. Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

Keith, do you see where I'm going with this?

[F]

Yeah, I hear you.

[B]

How's the top? Not on the can Sierra girl, but on the convertible.

[D]

Not good.

[B]

Oh, no. Then I'm gonna go. I think you need to.

[F]

No, I work.

[B]

It works. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[F]

Well, it doesn't leak. I mean, it's. It's. It's fine. But it's got fade on it, you know?

[B]

You know, I've noticed that the Hispanic eye when it comes to color changes on. On automobiles is not as critical as others. Slide this one by now, in California.

[F]

It's a white. No, I was gonna say it's white with the black stripes and the black top. And I was. I was getting ready to just paint the top black and put a sign on it.

[B]

Paint the top black like the convertible top?

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Well, don't do that. You know? Yeah, that. That's odd.

[E]

That becomes a meth Camaro.

[B]

Yeah. Then that's a meth Camaro. We take it from a Hispanic. You always got to look at your customer. Where's this thing going? Well, who's gonna end up with it? And how much money do they want to spend?

[D]

You know, you can service the top. It's just like a big old shirt. You can get it off of there and. And restain it, you know, Takes nothing.

[B]

You know, you just. You just put a new top on it. It's much better.

[D]

No doubt.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Keith, just. Just for fun. Just for fun.

[F]

Yep.

[B]

I I have a friend, and he's half Hispanic, and he owns a restaurant in Mid. And. And I, I, I'm gonna, I'm gonna give 2500 and you take it.

[F]

Okay.

[B]

To F1 Bar and Grill or F1 Tavern, whatever it's called over there in Odessa. Are you familiar with it?

[F]

Okay.

[B]

Are you in. Are you in Midland or, you know, Odessa?

[F]

I'm actually in Odessa. My son lives in Midland.

[B]

Okay. Take it out to F1 and say, hey, John, Clay Wolf bought this for me for $2,500. But before it leaves here, they pick it up. He wanted Felipe Herman to take a look at it, see if he likes it.

[E]

If he likes it, you buy it.

[B]

No, no, I'm gonna buy it anyway. I'm gonna buy it, but. But I'd like to save the transport if they want to keep it out there as a runner.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Yeah, yeah. Second opinion.

[B]

Yep, I will.

[F]

What's his name?

[B]

Felipe Armento. Yeah. Have you ever. Have you ever been. Philippe. Actually, he's not a. I'm sorry. The, the fleet A is not right. It's just flip. So. Have you ever been to. Have you ever been to Cowboy Prime Steakhouse?

[F]

No.

[B]

Okay. It's the fancy one in Midland, and he owns that. Have you ever been to Cork and Pig?

[F]

Absolutely.

[D]

He owns that.

[B]

Have you ever been to Maria's Mexican out there that just opened about three months ago or six months ago? Yeah.

[F]

And also Red Oak.

[B]

Red Oak, he owns Red Oak, all that. And then the big brewery. F1. That's his. This guy's got a pretty.

[F]

Oh, F1. The new one.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

Just bought that, right?

[B]

Yep, yep, yep, yep.

[F]

I know where it is. I know exactly where it is.

[D]

Yep.

[B]

And we were going to partner that one.

[C]

You were?

[B]

Yep. And then, like last minute, he said, hey, cuz, I'm good at events and things like that, so I'm a good party planner, I guess. And he's like, hey, why don't we do like you do all the events and you can make the money off of that, and then I'll just keep the restaurant in the building. And I said, no, because the only reason to do the events is to bring in all the people to sell food and beverage. Right?

[C]

Correct.

[B]

And last weekend when we were here at the, at the car show, he was looking at this crowd and he said, hey, we need to do this in Midland. I understand. We do.

[D]

Right.

[B]

And we will.

[F]

Good.

[B]

But anyway, Keith, take it over there until. Tell him to write the check for it since I just gave him about $5,000 worth of commercial day or time.

[C]

Right.

[B]

Thank you. KE 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Scott and Vegas, hang tight. We'll get to you in a minute. You might as well hang up and call back because we've got to go to the car segment. I see him on hold right now. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 800-800-RODIO is the call in number, year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. And I will hang a number quickly on your rig. We'll probably take three cars real quick. So call in now. 800, 800 radio and all the cars. The bids are good. On behalf of our sponsor giveme the vin.com.

[A]

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[B]

LA oh. One Chevrolet Corvette Z06 rough with a hundred and forty thousand miles on it. So really all we're buying is a miled out engine and we need to rebuild it because it's got 140 on. I'll get four grand. Are you there? No, didn't have him. Daniel in Pittsburgh. 22 challenger scat pack one of eight. One of eight wants 83. Offered 82. I'm gonna pass.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Yep. Thanks. Nashville, Tennessee, it's you. I'll go to a different one then. Here's another. Nashville, tennessee. Good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Trying to get a price on a 2013 Dodge Ram with 74,000 miles.

[B]

You. You sound like you drive more than that. Was this your grandpa's truck?

[F]

No, actually, I bought it in an auction about a year ago.

[B]

Okay. It half ton or three quarter?

[F]

Half ton. Regular cab, short bed, four wheel drive.

[B]

Which engine?

[F]

It's got the small V8 engine.

[B]

Okay, and is it like a st. Like, does it have vinyl floors?

[F]

No. Carpet floors, leather seats. And it's got the work boxes on the side of the bed.

[B]

Okay, so it's a tradesman.

[F]

Not really. It don't have tradesmen on it.

[B]

Well, leather seats, I don't think they're leather. I think they're pleather. I mean, do you really think they're leather? All right, they.

[F]

They feel like leather. I ain't gonna lie to you. They got.

[D]

They're.

[F]

They're heated. They're not cooled, but they are heated.

[B]

A different. That's an odd package. I don't know. Does, does, does, does. 10,000 do it.

[F]

I can give you the VIN if that would help.

[B]

Anyway, does 10,000 do it?

[F]

That's about what I gave for the truck.

[B]

Well, I've been doing this a little while. I kind of have a feel for these things. If you want your money back, go to givemetheven.com we'll buy it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Jeff and Shelbyville a17, 350 lariat. Is it a dually?

[F]

It is not. It's not a dually. It's a six, seven, six speed, four wheel drive, all that good stuff.

[B]

Probably 50 grand with 69,000 miles on it. Go to give me the event.com and load it up. Thank you. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars right here. And remember Gordon Boswell Flowers around the corner or across the country. It's America's best flower delivery service. And if you go to jcwshow.com I think we have a flag, an ad there for Gordon Boswell. They also support the show. Be right back.

[A]

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[B]

Do you know the state of Illinois has high school fishing? It's a school sport like football or baseball. They're like, we're gonna beat you guys in Friday night in fishing. Which means there's gotta be fishing coaches. I'm gonna guess they're similar to the coaches I had. You boys embarrass yourselves out there on that lake today. Hayes got his hook caught in a tree. Jansen pulled a shoe out of the lake. And Martin, you couldn't catch a fish in the seafood department at the grocery store. All right, everybody, hands in. Fish on three.

[A]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com. call in 800-800-radio-1-800-800 radio. And check out the [e-mail] up this.

[B]

Moment before the sun fixed me some.

[D]

Cough and a hot and fine jumped in the fix.

[B]

Did you go to the car show last week, J.D. yeah, I didn't. Oh, yeah, Doug, you were sitting at the car.

[C]

The car show was amazing. I was blown away by the number.

[B]

And just 5,000 people.

[D]

Lord.

[E]

Yeah, the town broke.

[C]

Yeah, you broke the town.

[B]

But everybody's happy and nobody's complaining except the trash. We did not do a good job of getting the trash picked up.

[E]

I did notice. I was like, ooh, oh, this is gonna be fun picking that trash, huh?

[B]

We hired A Hispanic man.

[E]

One guy to pick up at all.

[B]

Yep. Oh, and he did not do a good job. That's a lot of work.

[C]

It's a lot of work, dude.

[B]

I mean, you know, he had a couple days.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

And he just didn't do it. He.

[E]

You gave one a job to one guy?

[B]

We just hired an extra hand that there's a ranch just sold around here locally. It's a friend of mine and he said I've got. This guy's really good and he's not the new owner, doesn't want him. I said we'll take him. And he. And I was thinking of that exactly. I knew we're gonna be real busy. I said, having busing tables all weekend, I mean cleaning up everything. And I didn't micromanage it at all. But it just doesn't sound like he did much trash picking up. So he's no longer with the firm.

[E]

What a job to give him though, right?

[C]

It's a town.

[E]

Yeah. Clean the town.

[C]

Clean the town.

[B]

I mean you get a bag, dude, when I used one bag. No, a big bag, a contractor bag. And you fill it up and then you need a bag put in the back of the truck and then you get another one and you go do it again. I mean when I used to own a bar when I was in college, we would go out, we had this parking lot that we got to use and I would go out there myself every night at 2:30 and clean that damn parking lot.

[E]

But that's one parking, huge parking lot. You're talking about a town.

[B]

John, I understand, but that. Right. I mean he had plenty of days and he had another guy helping him.

[D]

Yeah, I noticed there are not a lot of dumpsters where you want them in town.

[E]

That is true.

[B]

We've had a pre show meeting and we've decided we. So like for the rally coming up in the spring, we're needing emt, we're going to need more bathrooms. We're going to need more big construction dumpsters so that people can pick up their trash. Or we can pick it up. Or maybe then we can get that guy to fly back in from Venezuela and with a contractor bag and clean it up.

[E]

Or just have trash cans laying around everywhere so people could throw their stuff away.

[B]

Where do you get the trash cans? You go buy them Walmart. You got a couple thousand dollars. And then what do we do with them when we don't use it? Everybody's got all these ideas and nobody thinks about the application. Everybody's got these ideas. Turley was giving me ideas a moment ago about the acoustics and the rattlesnake, and I'm like, you know, it's not that easy to fix. No, no, I know.

[E]

I said if you were to get an AV guy to do it.

[B]

Right. Well, I do have an AV guy doing it. He's installing next week. Not the big stacks for the stage, but a new sound system. Because I'm getting rid of the jukebox. I hate jukeboxes. I hate jukeboxes.

[C]

Why?

[B]

Because you don't let your patrons pick the music.

[E]

Yeah. They don't get.

[B]

Program the feel of the room.

[C]

That is true.

[B]

Because they might play something like Babo just played. That kind of ruins everything. I knew it was coming back.

[E]

That's what I would do purposely. I'd go into these where they have a jukebox, and I put the most obscure song.

[B]

You're the prick.

[E]

Oh, yeah. Yes.

[B]

Oh, so you prick the room.

[E]

Yep.

[B]

Because when it's full, you got to make sure you're playing the right music so that it flows right. And jukebox doesn't do that. And then when the jukebox doesn't get its money, what does it do? It stops. Stops to irritate everybody so that you'll go put money in it and then pick more bad music.

[C]

The only place it works is jukebox man.

[B]

If you're. If you're listening the vendor on the jukebox, you can come get it.

[D]

You know, we had a lot of hangers on at your saloon last week, and I came back Sunday morning and picked up a bit.

[B]

Oh, that's nice.

[D]

I had nowhere to put my trash. I had to walk around looking for a dumpster. Oh, you know.

[B]

Now, I heard you were drunker than Cooter F. Brown last Friday, Saturday night.

[D]

Quite much, yeah.

[F]

Charlie, pick up your phone.

[E]

Everybody got a call from Bobbo.

[B]

So?

[D]

So I don't think that's right.

[B]

I think you got. I think you got to that level that you got. You achieved about four years ago during Christmas, perhaps.

[D]

I. I slept at the little metal table out front until early morning.

[B]

Where's a little metal table?

[D]

I'm not feeling like a little steel table and chair set. I think in front of the.

[B]

At the. At the Rattlesnake.

[D]

It was there last week.

[B]

You slept on the table?

[D]

I slept on a chair next to the table.

[E]

Wow.

[D]

Now, I took my shoes off because I was very comfortable. I guess somebody broke a glass out there.

[B]

There. Okay.

[D]

I don't think it was me, but it could have been me. I don't remember. Around maybe 5:35, 49, maybe later than that. At some time. I woke up and it was cold and it was getting light outside. Not the sun up, but getting light outside.

[B]

So you literally spent the night in a bar.

[D]

Little misty last night? No, I spent out front of a bar. And so I thought, well, I'll go sit in my car. It'll be warmer.

[B]

Right.

[D]

So I went. But I didn't put my shoes on. So I'm in my sock feet. I think I went all the way around. I wasn't sure precisely where I might be.

[B]

Hooterville is where you were.

[D]

Right.

[B]

So the Petticoat Junction train was coming.

[D]

Through all the way around the saloon, and there's my car. And I'm like, okay. So I sat in my car and fell asleep. I woke up sometime later and drove on out to the ranch here.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Took a shower, changed my clothes and couldn't find my glasses, my phone, or.

[B]

My shoes, where my shoes.

[D]

Which I found quite remarkable at the time. So I did a search. You know, where's my device on Google.

[B]

Right.

[D]

And it was. It was at the W6 Saloon.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

So.

[B]

Oh, those bastards, they stole my shoes.

[D]

Right. So I went back and I saw you and Foos out front.

[B]

Oh, yeah, I saw you.

[D]

Remember?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

We were sitting there and so I saw the broken glass and I saw my shoes right there next to the table.

[B]

Food shoes.

[D]

And so I went. Got a broom and a dustpan, cleaned up the glass, looked and threw that away. Went up top and looked out. You did have glasses in the sink, but no messes.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

And we did quite a number on your large bottle of Maker's Mark. Quite a number. I mean, down to here. So I replaced that, like with Thursday with the same.

[B]

Did you go get a new one?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

That's nice.

[D]

We drank.

[B]

That is awfully why we drank the whole.

[D]

We had. We had guys in for Mineral Wells up there. I don't know. I mean. I mean, we had hangers on, like when you guys left for the awards thing. Car show.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

I attended bar until midnight. Dude.

[B]

So how did you wind up on a table in front of the bar to sleep?

[D]

I wasn't on a table. I was sitting on a chair at the table.

[C]

Simple.

[B]

But we did not have a tape. Are you talking about out on the back patio?

[D]

No, it was in the front.

[B]

We don't have a chair and a table out there.

[D]

Well, there was last week at the garage.

[E]

Yeah, there was one.

[B]

Oh, at the Garage. Not the rattlesnake.

[D]

No, not the rattlesnake. I would never sleep at the rattlesnake. Yeah.

[C]

Oh, like that's above you.

[B]

So you slept on that.

[D]

That's a good way to get abducted, dude. I believe it's happened before. I don't know for a fact. It just looks like a place where you'd be, you know.

[B]

Have you ever woken up in a bar before? In the next morning, I would just.

[D]

Not off like 22nd nod off.

[B]

I got drunk on a cruise ship when I was in seventh grade. Oh, what? And I woke up in the disco.

[C]

Seventh grade?

[B]

Yep, seventh grade. Norwegian Cruise lines. My grandmother took the whole family and.

[C]

You'Re drunk, I think. Yeah, well, you knew, you feared.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, it's been a while. I mean, seventh grade's not yesterday, but it was a little while back. But yeah, either. I fell asleep in the bar. My brother did. But anyway, so if you have woken up in a bar, please call 8008-0072-3480-0800. Radio. Now, I do remember back when we had the bar in a TCU when I was in college, we found a young sorority girls a few times under the tables under the booths the next day. I don't think their parents were aware.

[C]

No, no, I'm sure not.

[D]

I have three jokes about that specific topic and either of them would get us kicked off the air on all stations right now.

[B]

Tell me while we're on our break playing this song and we'll screen them to see if it works when we come back. My name is John Clay Wolf. His name is Bobby Brown. This is the John Clay Wolf show. Be right back.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmethevin.com.

[B]

We're watching. If you're watching this on YouTube, you see what we're seeing. Me showing clips from last week's car show and I'm seeing these dirt roads and these. These exotic cars on them, and it made me think. I had a meeting yesterday with the rally crew, the board that we're putting together to have the rally. I need to bounce this off the city, but I think they'll like it. We're gonna put together a 501C3 and charge the vendors permits because that. That bike rally is gonna be big after what happened last week. We're gonna burn. We burned it in and swing. Bring in money and then take them. It's just like the movie cars. We're gonna take the money and go and give it to the city. So we can pay the roads. Oh, okay.

[C]

Makes sense.

[B]

And stuff like that in trash and all those things. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. The undertaker in Tennessee. Good morning, you're on the air.

[F]

Hey, how you doing?

[B]

Good.

[D]

What you got?

[F]

And you just talking about waking up in the floor at the beer joint. Yeah, we're at the bar. I got into some moonshine one night. A buddy of mine, 50th birthday party, his life in order to strippers and excess of moonshine. And everybody there that drank that moonshine woke up the next morning with a lump on their head. We had a bunch of party favors going on in the bathroom. You know, stripper would go in there and we'd go in there and snort stuff off of her. You know, kind of stuff we did back in the 90s. So anyway, I get down on the bar and I got tripped up and fell and hit my head on the. On the pool table. Just get me up. I woke up here at the. In the floor down there at the bars. And anyway, it was a great time. I was walking out of there and she was walking here and she looked up, fell that rope on my head. She says, oh, you got shine, didn't you? I said, yes, ma'. Am.

[B]

Thank you for the story. Thank you for the story. I was talking to my homeboy Sullins yesterday, and I asked him, when's the last time because he's not married, that he hooked up with his ex old lady, that they have a kid together. And he said, 2011. And I said. He said, yeah, there was a moment that happened that was the end. He got into moonshine with her dad, maybe. And he said, that stuff makes you crazy. And he said he looked at her and he was getting mad when he was looking at her because of all the problems they've had over the years. And it just came out of his mouth what he was thinking. I wrote this down. Sullen's high on moonshine. Effing C, Effing B. I hate you. That's what he said to her, to her face?

[C]

Yes.

[B]

He was thinking it, sure. But the moonshine made it come out of his mouth.

[C]

No filter.

[B]

And that was the last time that they fooled around.

[D]

That's a pretty. That's a pretty honest statement, though.

[B]

It really is. So now he knows she knows how he feels.

[C]

Yes. Yeah.

[D]

Right.

[B]

That's the beginning of recovery in some moments.

[E]

So if you go to the Stream.

[B]

Right now on the JCW show.

[E]

Yeah. You'll see a photo of Bobbo passed out.

[B]

No, in front of the garage.

[D]

There you go.

[B]

From a camera. There it is right there. Wow. So jcwshow.com you can click through to the YouTube street. So there's a. There's a Lamborghini Aventador and there is a wide body gt. So you got a million dollars worth of cars in front of you on these two. And there's Bobbo passed out in a.

[D]

Still have my shoes on.

[B]

In a lawn chair. Does it have a time stamp on it?

[C]

You do have your shoes.

[E]

I'm sure Rob can send it to us.

[B]

This is great. Wow. Be. Your hat's on, Bob. That's pretty slick.

[D]

That must have been really early.

[B]

There's. The time stamp is 15553. So it's 2 o'. Clock. It's closing time. And you're closing. Good for you, Bob. You know, my stepdad used to do that. He would fall asleep on a bench in front of a bar. And he. But he dressed fancy. It was funny seeing a little old rich Connecticut Italian guy.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

In Aspen, Colorado, with a blazer and Bermuda shorts on, passed out on a street bench sitting upright. That was when I realized that Tony had a bit of a drinking problem. You know, you see these things over years.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

You just make these observations.

[D]

It's. In a way.

[B]

And this is.

[D]

This is totally an excuse I don't pay any attention to, but in a way, it's kind of the responsible thing to do.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Rather than hurt yourself or anybody else and try to drive around like that. Because, I mean, you know.

[B]

Sure. Another story that we have a guy we all know and like. And I cannot say his name because it's too funny, but he and another. This fellow used to have a cocaine run. He did cocaine a while back.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

And he took another guy with him that I know. They were telling me the story. You remember that time? And they were at a bar and he went into the bathroom with this guy and there was a cop standing there. And the fella handed the cop $500 and said, don't let anybody in. And the cop took the 500 and they went into a bathroom stall and the cop thought that they were being homosexuals, but they were actually snorting drugs. You know, the cop took the money. All right, sir minus. You're almost done. Is this what I'm hearing? Is this your last day on the Appalachian Trail? He's been walking the Appalachian Trail for how many. How many months?

[F]

Five.

[B]

Five months. 2200 miles by 200 miles. 2200, right. 2220, 200 miles. Walked on foot. How many pairs of shoes?

[G]

Two.

[F]

Technically three, but we'll just say two.

[B]

Okay, that's not bad. And today is it? You have 30 miles left. And you think you can do 30 miles today?

[F]

I did 30 miles yesterday. I only got 28 today.

[B]

Okay, and where are you landing? What, like, what town do you land in?

[F]

There's not necessarily a town. I'm just going to be in Springer Mountain and then I've got a guy that's like in north Atlanta that's gonna let me stay at his house before he takes me to the airport on Monday.

[B]

And where are you going in the airport?

[F]

From the airport, I'll be drop flying to Dallas, Texas. Love Field Airport. And I'll be heading home to Denton, Texas.

[B]

I didn't know you lived out here. I missed that. Yeah, man.

[F]

So I'm actually thinking about next year whenever you'll have one of your car shows hiking from Denton, Texas.

[E]

All right.

[B]

Now that's something I can get behind. All right.

[F]

I'll make sure to make an announcement and see if we can get some Forrest Gump followers to join me on that track.

[B]

Now that would be. And you could probably get some action on that because this other thing that you did was a little too deep for most people's taste. 2200 miles in five months is a hard, is a hard invite to sell. Yeah, like when you, if you sit out the e vite on that, you're going to get a lot of maybes.

[F]

Yeah, but Texas walking is so easy. No elevation. And I'd probably take the Chisholm Trail from Dallas to Waco.

[B]

Now this is great. Okay, so we'll, we'll plan on doing that with the bike rally. You'll do your forest gun.

[F]

I gotta tell you, this has been my happiest I've been in my entire life, man.

[B]

Really? Yes.

[F]

I cannot change this for the world. This has been the most for me. It's been an amazing experience. And I, I, it's been, it's a roller coaster of emotions of these last 200 miles, man, it's, it's quite a lot.

[B]

What is your age?

[F]

Very amazing. I turned 28 back in August.

[B]

All right. How's your beard?

[F]

Very fluffy, very scruffy, a little crunchy. It is full and it is wild.

[B]

Looks like he could build a resto mod or cook some barbecue. Probably. Sir Minus. Congratulations. Big round of applause for your 2200 mile hike across the country. Look forward to the Forrest Gump moment. And we will Work on that. We will help you market that. Perfect. Sarah, a strip club in Austin has a photo of her passed out on a chair with a band drowning pool surrounding her. What year was this, Sarah?

[G]

It was probably about 20 years ago. I was 22 or 23 at the time.

[B]

Mm. Did you wind up pregnant?

[G]

We had gone to no, absolutely not. Okay, just. Just the butt of the joke. So we had gone to Stubbs Barbecue and hung out with them and had far too much Jaeger before we even decided to go to Sugar's. And yeah, I. I woke up in a giant velvet like red heart shaped pimp chair. Like I don't know how else to call it.

[B]

Sounds like you might have.

[G]

There's a photo out there.

[B]

If you didn't get pregnant, you might have been on the pill. Brandis, what's your story?

[G]

So it was late February 2017 and it was my bachelorette. I can't use the excuse that I was young because I was not. But I was enjoying myself, drinking gin like I used to do. And later in the night I got thirsty and I was asking people to drink, bring me water. And so they brought me back my little bridal bachelorette chalice that I was drinking from and you know, drinking it and chugging it and kept asking for more water and my friend Danielle kept passing it to me and I was chugging it and it turns out she was bringing me more gin, not water. So later in the, in the night, I think it, I think I was told it was about 2:30. I woke up at a table and chair just like Baba.

[B]

You had to puke. You just had to puke, didn't you? Didn't you puke?

[G]

I don't know. I don't remember. I don't think I did.

[B]

Good story, Brandis. Mark, real quick, I'm coming up against a breakout. What's your story in Germany?

[F]

I was in Germany, stationed in Mainz, Germany. I was coming from Frankfurt on an icy zoo, which is a direct train, late at night, partying and passed out. Woke up in the train, parked underground in a tunnel, pitch dark. Not good.

[B]

This sounds like when my two boys were riding the bus to elementary school and Nolan would fall asleep and Maddox, his older brother that was supposed to be keeping an eye on him, he showed up and he came up to the house and his mother said, where's Nolan? He's like, I don't know. So Nolan fell asleep on the bus and we picked him up at the bus yard later on that day because he was in the very back sleeping that's what that guy did. He noticed they went and parked the trains when the train parking place the moral stories. If you need to keep an eye on your little brother. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. Your Babo 800, 800 radio. Mark, real quick. I've got 50 seconds.

[F]

Hey, John. I was actually the bar owner, not the one that passed out. So probably 12 years ago when I had the bar, I got a call from my alarm company that 30 seconds, the interior. The interior motion sensor went off in the bar. Police were dispatched to the bar. I went to the bar. There's a young lady knocking on the door, trying to get out of the bar because the bartender never checked the bathrooms when she locked up. She passed out after throwing up her guts, tried to get out of the bar and set off the motion sensor.

[B]

Well, I hope she had a nice evening. Thank you, Mark. I'll tell you what, that was the.

[F]

Walk of shame right there.

[B]

That was the walk of shame, the wall of shame here in the studio. If y' all haven't seen it, look at our Instagram or the video we put out last week. I've already gotten two new donations to the wall of shame. The jerseys. Yeah. So that's exciting. I've got that going for me. And we've got another hour coming up. We'll be right back. My name's John Clay Wolf by cars and radio for America's best car buyer. GiveMeThe Men.com right after this song. I want a new mistake Loses more than hesitate in your head I can go.

[C]

And now a message from Christmas.

[D]

Hi, it's Santa Claus for Christmas, America's number one holiday. I've been told that those poor sad bitches over at Thanksgiving are unhappy with their place in the holiday hierarchy. And that's understandable. I mean, Christmas is about the spirit of giving, while Thanksgiving is about the pilgrims coming to America and giving smallpox to the native Americans. I mean, what the hell? That's pretty naughty. Christmas is chopping down a beautiful tree and covering it with lights and tinsel and ornaments. Thanksgiving is chopping off the head of a defenseless bird and shoving apples up its. You know, Thanksgiving, you're just like a rest area. People stop over, they eat, maybe they take a nap, and then they get back on the road to where they really want to be. That destination is Christmas. So Thanksgiving, just be glad we keep you around. And live from the United States, Saturday morning, it's the John Clay Wolf show, starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley, and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ Pre K, Keith Richards, Rush Limbo and Satan for Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Morning, everybody. It is Saturday, November 22nd. How the hell are you? Got a great show lined up for you. I don't think Corolla is going to make it in here today cuz they're leaving from Houston 10 this morning. So they got a three hour drive. Three and a half hour drive.

[D]

We were all wondering. He did two shows last night, right? Yeah, Woodlands.

[B]

And they did two shows in Fort Worth. We got a VIP thing. You can. There's a few slots left for that if you want to do a VIP pre show with Adam at the saloon. It's 75 bucks and all the money goes to two charities here locally. And Graham Elliott from the Food Network will be there too. But if you go to Rattlesnake Roadhouse or Walnut Springs rally, you can get the details on that. Yeah, Adam Kroll is doing his show tonight. That'll be blast.

[E]

And John Clay Wolf's gonna open for him.

[B]

Maybe. Maybe.

[C]

Dude, come on.

[D]

Well, he's not bringing his girl to open, so I mean, there's a slot there.

[B]

I bet he's got an opener. I think a lot of times when he flies around the country, he just calls friends that are in those zones.

[D]

Sure.

[B]

And they open for him. I did not ask.

[E]

He hasn't called you and said, hey.

[B]

John, I've been around him a lot. We just hadn't talked about. He spent the night at the other. At the house and the kids didn't know who he was. And I'm like, hey, will you take my son to school in the morning? The sixth grade?

[D]

Yeah, right?

[B]

Yeah, I'll do that.

[C]

He did not.

[D]

He would have.

[B]

He would have. I was just jacking with him.

[C]

Hilarious, dude.

[B]

He would have been great. And foose drew him when he spent the night the other night, he. He drew him a speed McQueen.

[C]

Saw.

[B]

That was pretty cool.

[C]

That was very cool.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. It is time for you just lost a listener.

[D]

You just lost a listener.

[C]

Well, this is kind of a weird one actually. This week it's coming from Angelique in San Antonio, Texas. And it's about Bobbo, believe it or not. Hey, you know, Bobby, I really thought we had something special. This is Angelique. Bobby, I've been hearing your dreamy voice on the radio since I was 39 and I always wanted to meet you. The night I did, you told me you never met a fan as beautiful as I. That night. We left the listeners party that night and had a magical evening. And now I hear you're sleeping around with other fans. Bobby.

[B]

What?

[C]

I guess this explains why you don't talk to me on Facebook anymore. I thought we had something special. Turns out you're just. Just like all the other big shot radio stars and inconsiderate horror.

[B]

Oh, who. Bye. God.

[C]

You lost this listener.

[D]

Angela just lost a listener. Angelique.

[C]

Angelique. In San Antonio, Texas.

[D]

San Antonio?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

We never even had a listener party in San Antonio, do we?

[C]

Maybe she drove here.

[B]

I don't remember.

[E]

Dude, people come from out of town a lot.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. Bob, I think she's thinking of somebody else.

[C]

No, I don't think so.

[D]

Like, I mean, I can't imagine one of you guys would say, well, I'm Bobo. It's like. But, you know, like, I don't remember either. Let's see.

[C]

Let's see. At listener parties, maybe like this last weekend, you got so drunk you don't remember.

[D]

Well, I mean, anything's possible. I'm not saying.

[C]

We do have a picture of you. What's down at 2 in the morning?

[D]

Send me a bill, honey.

[B]

What do I owe?

[D]

What's the deal?

[C]

So anyway, it's gonna cost me. So you've lost us a listener.

[D]

I don't think so. You know, I think somebody made that up.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Yeah, I think, you know, she's probably thinking of some other show and some other bobbos.

[C]

Yeah, some other baba. There's a lot of other babos that are whores.

[D]

Well, you know, come on. It's hard out here for a pimp.

[B]

What's going on the news this week? Catch me up. I don't know anything.

[C]

And you want to bring. Well, there's Trump news, but more importantly, there's people smoking dope on airplanes. A Jet Blue flight from Boston to Tampa had to turn around, make an emergency landing. Somebody got caught vaping THC in one of the bathrooms. Okay, but also, one of the crew members that got close to the bathroom then said to the captain, hey, I believe I've inhaled some thc. So now we have a problem. Now we have a crew member on board who is now affected by the thc.

[B]

The autopilot will run it.

[C]

No, but flight attendants cannot be high or drunk on flight attendants.

[B]

Who cares?

[C]

It was a flight attendant. Well, the federal government cares, and apparently the pilots care because they turned the thing around and landed.

[B]

Stop right there. Are you telling me an airplane, a loaded commercial aircraft was in the air and a flight Attendant was a little stoned, so they turned the whole thing around.

[C]

No, she just got a whiff of the THC from the bathroom. Passenger was in there.

[B]

What a goody goody.

[C]

Anyway, if you don't believe it, here's the air traffic control conversation number one.

[F]

JetBlue 1191, I just had some questions. Is the cockpit secure right now? Hey, from cockpit secure, we had a customer vape in the lab, and we. Yeah, smoking marijuana in the lab would be like. It's a turn to Boston. JetBlue 1191. Roger for JetBlue 1191. Yeah, we had a security issue on board with a password passenger. Mostly a disturbance there smoking marijuana.

[B]

Our crew inhaled it, and now we're overweight landing.

[F]

So that's the main reason for the emergency.

[B]

Emergency, but crew is flight attendant, not pilots.

[C]

No, but the flight attendants also cannot be high or affected by drugs.

[B]

But they're already in the air.

[C]

J.D. i'm with you.

[B]

And they turn and they're heavy because of the fuel load.

[C]

Correct.

[B]

They don't need to be landing the plane because the chick thinks she might have a half a butt.

[D]

That's a risk, too.

[B]

That's more risk. Way more risk. This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life.

[D]

Here's. Here's where I'd be coming from on this. And I know I'm totally wrong. Okay, so. But you can refute me if you want. We got engines falling off, man. Wings flying all over the place. You know, the. The rear steer blade on a helicopter's coming off every. You know, they're finding guns and luggage. And why not? You know what? If you want to get high on the plane, man. No, you go right ahead. You know, not me, not you, but him, whoever.

[C]

You know, smoking or tampering with a smoke detector is a federal offense.

[D]

It is a bad old world, and sometimes you just need a hit, brother.

[E]

And so she panicked because she caught a little bit of marijuana.

[C]

Honestly, I think they just. They just considered a security issue because somebody's going to smoke dope in the. In the lab. So they turned it around, brought it back.

[B]

What state were they flying?

[C]

They were coming out of Boston. Going to Tampa.

[B]

Is. Well, Tampa's legal. Is Boston legal?

[E]

I believe so, yeah. Yeah.

[C]

Okay.

[E]

Massachusetts.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

It's not legal to smoke it in an airplane.

[B]

I understand, but. But it might have been vape. And it was vape. Okay, so that's not a fire hazard. I'm not. This is dumb. Something. Do you not think you. Okay, you Were a flight attendant on Southwest Airline. Did you know any flight attendants that downed a bottle of vodka? The little ones, while they were attending?

[C]

No, I never knew somebody to do it. Had it happened. Of course.

[B]

Okay. Did they turn the plane around?

[C]

No, of course not.

[B]

Is there a difference?

[C]

No, I just think. I think they would. I have no idea what the pilot's idea was other than once you've been told this as a pilot. Now you have to do something. You can't just go, that's funny.

[D]

I'm with you, John. If this. If I were a flight attendant and I've caught somebody vaping thc, you got.

[C]

To tell whether they.

[D]

Whether I got a whiff or not, my interior TSA officer would come out and I would confiscate that deal.

[C]

I bet you would.

[D]

You can't have that no more. You better be good. You're good. No whiskey.

[C]

They probably could have held them to landing in Tampa.

[B]

That's true.

[D]

Yeah, they could have.

[C]

They didn't.

[D]

But they could have turn this damn plane around. I mean, there's a doper on board, right?

[E]

Right.

[B]

I mean, anyway, anyway, that's what they did. What else have you got in the news Real quick?

[C]

Let's see here.

[B]

We're gonna do Florida news when we come back from after the lightning round.

[C]

You're talking about people being drunk and people being drunk at work. It is the holiday season and people where we work have been drunk before. Here's teachers, of course. They have a very stressful job. Drunk teachers are getting to be a regular thing. This week, a 30 year old substitute gym teacher at an elementary school in Wisconsin arrested. He was drunk on the job. Here's Christopher Reyes talking to the cops in the principal's office. Got number five.

[D]

Let's take this off easy as possible.

[B]

Chris. What did I do?

[F]

You have a warrant? I showed up to work drunk.

[B]

How long have you been working in.

[F]

The school in here?

[B]

Here?

[F]

Do you know the legal limit? Okay, you're 0.36.

[D]

That's a lot.

[B]

And then good school. The school has said he's obviously no longer welcome today.

[C]

There have been like four stories like this in the last week.

[B]

Yeah, so you can teach the kids wasted, but you can't sit your ass down and ride on an airplane apparently. Okay, lightning rounds coming up. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is brought to you by America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com. remember, @givemetheven.com we also buy like motor coaches, buses, RVs. Travel, trailers, all that stuff. Dirt bikes, street bikes, the works. Except boats. Just don't do boats. Every time I touch a boat, I lose money.

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[B]

Brett, what kind of Subaru do you have?

[F]

I got WRX 2019 premium.

[B]

Okay. How many miles?

[F]

126, 000.

[B]

Is it broken?

[F]

It's. No, it's in immaculate shape. I know, I know. These tend to have a. They're stereotyped in a negative way sometimes, but this one's been phenomenal. I've never had, you know, no mechanical issues.

[B]

Ti.

[F]

It's not an STI.

[B]

No. Okay. Premium. It's got 120, 000 miles on it.

[F]

126.

[B]

It's worth 12 grand. What's that? 12? It's. Yep.

[F]

Yeah, no, that's. That's kind of what I was. That's kind of what I was figuring. No, I can't do that. I appreciate it, though.

[D]

Okay.

[E]

You want to.

[B]

You can go sell it for whatever you said, then come back and buy some from me for 12, 8, and you'll make yourself a good living. Our listeners are the best salespeople on the planet because they. They seem to be able to sell this stuff for these prices. Now that one lady that called in that her husband died trying to get his price. He's passed away and now she's moving and she still wants his price. Sometimes you die with these old cars. Speech impediment. Terence, good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Yes, John, I'd like to thank you so very much. What did I do for having a show? I have a pay called Kendra. I call Kendra from elsewhere care. I love her and I thank her very much for looking out.

[B]

How old are you?

[F]

How old do you think?

[B]

57, 63.

[F]

I was born when Kennedy was assassinated, but.

[B]

And did you have an injury or a stroke or. How'd your speech get valed up?

[F]

Oh, my goodness. I caught.

[B]

Got hit by a car.

[F]

I'm going. Job or group again?

[E]

He's a piano player.

[B]

Are you playing the piano or Is that someone next to you?

[F]

Check it out.

[C]

What in the world?

[B]

Speech impediment. Terence talks to his fingers.

[F]

Are you trying to do something? No, no, no. That's.

[B]

He's gonna do a rap.

[D]

That.

[B]

If this isn't quality entertainment, I don't know, man. Terence, thank you. Thank you, Liberace. Speech impediment. Terence. Good to see Buddha.

[C]

Every year they have the Marconi Awards for radio. We are putting this segment in.

[D]

We are.

[A]

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[B]

The guy's a blacked out drunk.

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[B]

Bob, I just got a note from a secret admirer that says there's a video of you taking your shoes off on the security camera.

[D]

Finally.

[B]

But they also said that you're mad because you've heard that he has the video. So if you would not like. We will not.

[D]

What I did was suggest to my friend that maybe we have enough video. That one's already out. So that's. That's. It's okay. I don't really don't mind that.

[B]

Did they play it?

[D]

Hey, I'm pretty. I'm pretty.

[B]

I don't think anybody's played it.

[D]

I'm pretty easy going.

[B]

I don't think anybody's played it. So. So you have the option if you wouldn't like to play it. We just won't play it.

[D]

Yeah, play.

[F]

You do what you.

[B]

I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. Have you seen it?

[D]

I saw a bit. I think I was. I think I was actually on the.

[B]

Charlie says it's funny. It's funny. It's funny.

[C]

Yeah, it's funny.

[D]

On the table for a moment.

[B]

Would you like to play it or not? Well, I don't know.

[D]

How did you get the video that. They sent it to you first?

[B]

They sent it to me first.

[D]

Wow. They didn't send it to me first.

[B]

Well, this is your decision Nope. It's your decision.

[E]

You want to reset for what? Everybody, what's going on here?

[B]

Bob.

[E]

Bob.

[B]

Bob had a big night last Saturday and he fell asleep in a chair and he was trying to figure out where his shoes went. And I believe on the security camera we figured it out. But I don't want to play it. Don't play it, Kyle. Do not push play. Oh, and if you're not watching on the YouTube stream, you go to jcwshow.com and hit and you can watch it. But. But if you're wondering where your shoes are, I think we have tape of it. But if you don't want to see it, we will not play it.

[D]

I'll go ahead and play it. Let's get it over with it before we dig up anymore, I mean.

[B]

Okay. Kyle, do you have the tape?

[D]

No. He does.

[E]

You know he does.

[B]

I don't know.

[E]

Here it is, folks. Go to jcwshow.com right now to watch.

[B]

Bob, that's just a still photo.

[E]

Yeah, there's actual video.

[B]

That's just a still photo. So we've done all this build up and we're gonna have to get to it in a moment. Kyle, do you have the tape? Do you have a mic on? Kyle? Kyle, do you have. Huh? Oh, it's very slow. Okay, there he is. There's Bob. Oh, he's awakened.

[C]

He is one fused 157am where the hell am I?

[B]

And he is just sitting straight up now. I think we should have edited the video a little bit before we got into this mess. How long is it? Can you make sure his mic's on? Kyle, how long is is the video? You can talk into the microphone.

[E]

Editing it right now.

[B]

I can control it live.

[E]

Okay, you can fast forward a little bit. Here he goes. Okay, he's moving again.

[B]

Okay, there we go. He's getting up. He's getting up. He's up.

[C]

Go to jcwshow.com and click on the YouTube stream. He's standing up. Are your pants up?

[E]

A little sag there, I think.

[B]

Little plumbers. Oh, damn. Oh, that. That table is not strong enough for that. Bob. Do not do that again. That is danger. That is job. That. That is not in the HR code.

[D]

That was standing when I came back.

[E]

There's audio too on this.

[B]

Oh, hell no.

[C]

Oh, hell.

[B]

Hold on.

[C]

Don't fall.

[B]

Don't fall. Do you remember this moment?

[D]

Not at all. Okay, but I got my shoes off at this point.

[B]

This is solid gold is what this is.

[C]

He's so close to falling off.

[B]

You can't be that drunk, cuz. That's a hell of a move you just made there.

[C]

I'll do that one. Hurts so bad.

[E]

I'm going to get comfortable on this table.

[B]

No, he's sitting up on the table. Why don't we do this? Why don't we?

[D]

That's alcohol coordination.

[B]

This is hard to watch. I mean, if you're driving down the road, they're not seeing it. So let's play this during the break.

[D]

Guys.

[B]

You can go to jcwshow.com and click through to the YouTube. Well, during the break we'll play this because this is long and I'm interested, but I don't want to wear everybody out that's driving down the street and they can't see what we're doing. Okay. 800. 800. Seven, two, three, four. 800 bob. I'm a little impressed. Yeah. Are you?

[D]

I'm a little non plussed.

[B]

Non plus.

[D]

I don't. I must, I mean, I must have had a better time than I thought. I just thought I fell asleep over there.

[B]

Florida News. J.D. ryan, Florida News.

[D]

And now from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D.

[B]

Ryan.

[C]

And of course, there's a little bit of alcohol mixed in these Florida stories as well. It was a uniquely cold day in Florida when a 41 year old man in Florida, of course found marching down the street buck naked.

[B]

Oh yeah.

[C]

When the cops asked him why he was doing that, he said it was a tick tock, tick tock prank. Let's not start this as a TikTok thing here is Sheriff Grady Judd talking about it at 8.

[D]

We did get some security footage from a Tesla. We did. That's right. A man's going to work. It's 36 degrees and this dude is walking down the road buck naked. He's not even wearing his socks. So this nice man called the sheriff's office, we responded and there he is marching down the side of the road. We ask him, what are you doing? Well, it's a tick tock challenge where you don't even have your cell phone. You're really naked when you don't have your cell phone. Nope. So we arrested him for obvious violations of the law.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Like he went to the jail without any clothes on.

[F]

Butt naked.

[C]

Butt naked. In Florida, normally that's not a problem. This happens to be a particularly cold night.

[E]

Good thing Babo didn't do that too.

[C]

His pants were.

[D]

Well, now we don't know. Apparently I Guess we have all nights worth of footage. We can sit and dissect. You bastards.

[B]

We could like have a bobbo cam. Like a marathon.

[D]

I guess it depends on what it pays.

[C]

And another drunk driver in Florida pulled over for driving the wrong direction. Very serious. On a freeway this week. He was initially blamed the medical condition. Because that's what you want to do. First of all, say I'm sick. Don't mess with me. He, however, struggled to pronounce said medical condition to the officer. Christopher Johnson, arrested on suspicion of DUI after his field sobriety test. Here's cut number nine.

[B]

If he lets go of you, you're.

[F]

Going to fall over. I'm not even going to try.

[B]

Just follow the tip of my finger with your eyes and your eyes only.

[F]

Don't move your head.

[D]

I see the finger.

[B]

Okay, well, follow it.

[F]

You got to track my finger. That's where I've always had a problem.

[D]

Which one?

[F]

My esg.

[B]

What is your EFD.

[D]

Hyper?

[B]

All right, we do believe you're impaired. You might be hydro.

[C]

I got the HDMO Elemental Q.

[D]

Not good.

[C]

That's the.

[E]

God, I wish we had audio. Bobbo talking to at that point from the. When he's on.

[B]

There is audio today.

[D]

You got a fixation, Turley? Let it go, man.

[B]

Yeah, let it go.

[D]

Had our fun already, ball buster.

[B]

I mean, there's ball busting and there's over the top.

[D]

Enough already.

[B]

I've been accused of doing over the top.

[D]

Save something for next week.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Harry in Palm Beach, Florida. What you got?

[F]

Hey, how's it going? So, I'm a former airline transport pilot. You guys were talking about the flight attendant who allegedly had a whiff of marijuana and caused the airplane to get turned around.

[B]

Yes.

[F]

So the scoop here, the scoop there is that the FAA has very strict rules on drug testing that include regular testing with physicals as well as random tests. So if she had not said anything and then had gotten popped for a random test test and. And then shown that she had marijuana or THC in her system, she would have lost her job and she would have been under federal charges. So what the crew did was actually correct. Flight attendants are considered to be safety personnel on those aircraft, and therefore, they do fall under those same exact rules. Now, what I will tell you is my brother's director of procurement for a marijuana distributing company, and he says you can't get high off of the vapor from a marijuana vape claim.

[B]

So what do you think about a Loaded heavy plane because that. That's fueled up for takeoff and you've got to land it. Heavy. How safe is that over a lady that might well have a wife off of vape?

[F]

So if they were too heavy, they would have dumped fuel. They were. They were heavy. I'm sure the pilots were concerned about that. But they would have just dumped fuel if they were too heavy to actually land and then land it later. It's done all the time. A lot of times. A lot of times you'll find residue of fuel on your car.

[B]

Right.

[F]

You don't even realize what it is. But it's some airplane that dumped fuel because they were too heavy to land.

[B]

Or it's marijuana vape on your car. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Is there anything else?

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

That's 37 seconds.

[C]

That's all of Florida that we have.

[B]

So during the break, Bob, and if, guys, you can go to jcwshow.com and click through to our YouTube. We'll watch. We'll. We'll speed this up and see if this is good. We'll watch a little security camera footage and we'll be right back with more John Clay Wolf show. Thanks.

[A]

This is the John Clay Wolf show, heard every Saturday morning across America. Hey, the John Clay Wolf show has what you need. Hit him up 800-800-RADIO and check out the [e-mail] or john claywolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf show, everybody that.

[B]

Came out to Walnut Springs last week, and I'd like to personally thank you. It was an incredible turnout. 5,000 people just couldn't have had more fun. And tonight we're doing it again. Adam Corolla is coming to Walnut Springs. I think we've got about 50 tickets left, maybe a hundred. Our capacity is 4, 400. And I believe we've sold 300 hundred tickets so far. So go to Walnut Springs rally.com and click through the Adam Crolla button and grab your ticket now if you want to come tonight. And we're doing a $75 personal VIP meet and greet thing before the show up the up at the saloon, private one. And that money goes to two local charities. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And no, that the 75 does not include include a ticket to the show.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

It's a 75 VIP. Yeah. You get to spend an hour with Adam in a small room. There's only 50 people allowed. Cool. Yep. That'd be fun. Yep. And but it's just charity. It's not like anybody's being greedy. We're just pimping him to raise some money. Yeah, that's the youth association and the, the animal shelter.

[C]

Very nice.

[D]

Very good cause.

[C]

Giving back.

[B]

Yep. Graham Elliott, if you're a foodie, will be at the Bosque Cantina today at 3:30 and. And he's doing a book signing as well, which is right across the street. If you need to know your way around, ask Bobbo because he's got it down.

[D]

I'm beginning to. Man, I don't listen. I wish we had cameras all around every side of that building because I feel like I walked for a while before I found the car.

[B]

We do.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

That building is heavily secured.

[D]

I remember turning a corner or two and saying, still more. There's more building going under it. Oh, that's not it.

[B]

What are you drinking? Whiskey.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. What's this? Australian man apprehends home invader in his undies.

[C]

Yeah, Australia. Woke up, heard a burglar and he's in guy in the guy's house. So he jumped out of bed wearing nothing but his underwear and grabbed his didgeridoo. Chased the guy down the street, held him until the cops got there. You know what a didgeridoo is?

[B]

I've heard the term and I've forgotten.

[C]

It's a big long musical instrument. Yeah, that looks like a pole except you put. You basically hum in it.

[B]

It goes okay.

[C]

That's the noise it makes anyway. All while in his underwear. Here's the guy, his son and another guy who lives next to them talking about chasing this guy down. Cut number 10.

[D]

I've seen a shadow. He's lighting his phone, accidentally come on and lit him up. I knew when he went around the corner he wasn't fast.

[G]

Heard my dad start yelling, saying get him and boom. We started running down the road.

[D]

They out there in all me glory. I noticed I run faster naked, you know, sort of semi naked. Anyway, we had him boxed in.

[B]

He wasn't going anywhere and if he came out I was just going to.

[G]

Try and tackle him or something.

[D]

He got off easy. He lost his shirt, poor bugger. I felt like giving him one but.

[B]

Wasn'T a shirt I wanted to give him.

[D]

It's probably lucky I only had a didgeridoo.

[B]

We actually have him here in the studio, fresh in from Australia. Australia man. Good morning. Right.

[D]

That was Mark, me mate and staying with him and his boy. He had an intruder at the house. He walks into the house, right? He's got a cell phone out.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

I think he's trying to call somebody else. He didn't know where he was.

[B]

Right.

[D]

So, my name's Eddie, by the way. Mark wakes up and he jumps out of bed. He's got nothing on but his bollocks. Blooming boxes. Right? That's. Takes off. Really takes my didgeridoo.

[B]

No.

[D]

Do you enjoy the didgeridoo?

[C]

Of course.

[D]

It sounded like a bit of therapy. A long time because I've got a little metal thing and it said, play the dizzy dude. Get a little twist. And the sound, you know, goes. Makes you feel better, Baba.

[B]

When. Oh, my gosh.

[D]

He takes the. Takes the guy takes outside. He runs the guy down. Yep. And then gives him his shirt. He's like, mark's a nice guy. Right.

[C]

Marcus?

[D]

I know what you're gonna say.

[B]

What?

[D]

I sound just like Mick Jigger.

[B]

Hey, I was gonna ask you, because you were here last weekend, too, did you try any of that Louisiana gumbo that Scott brought up?

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Oh, I thought it was Australian man.

[E]

Yeah, he's asking Australia man, not Bubba.

[B]

It's fine.

[C]

All right.

[D]

Gumbo, right? Knock combo like that, right? Sausage and chicken. You people are crazy.

[B]

Was it great? No.

[D]

It wasn't great.

[B]

It wasn't great. Wasn't.

[D]

Right.

[B]

It's an acquired taste for an Australian.

[D]

We make a combo. There's quite a bit of wombat there, right? Wombat's a different kind.

[B]

One bat gum animal.

[D]

They're beautiful. They're cute and delicious.

[C]

They're good to eat.

[D]

And we put Vegemite in the gumball.

[C]

Oh, it's terrible.

[D]

That gives it a little synthetic, salty, metallic flavor.

[C]

Yeah, that's exactly what it is.

[D]

Makes the wombat feel like real wombat. Shrimp on the Barbies of her.

[B]

Hey. Australia. Australian man. Are you familiar with Michelle Obama?

[D]

Oh, no. Right.

[B]

You know her.

[D]

All right.

[C]

She.

[D]

Right. Nice lady.

[B]

We've got a quote from her last week, and it's a little odd. And I. And I didn't. J.D. did you see this?

[C]

I did.

[D]

Let me guess. The brawls too tight?

[C]

Nope.

[B]

Jock straps too tight.

[D]

He looks a little tight. I wasn't gonna say that, but she's nipping.

[B]

Do you have it, Bob?

[E]

I. I've got it. And do you want me to stop at any point? I can pause it.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Well, I'll raise my hands. Very strange. This is interesting.

[G]

Let me explain something.

[B]

To white people.

[G]

Our hair comes out of our head naturally in a curly pattern.

[B]

So when we're straightening it to follow your beauty standards, we are trapped by the straightness. That's why so many of us can't swim. Stop. What the hell does that have to do with swimming?

[E]

The hair.

[C]

Straightening your hair. That's why we can't swim.

[D]

I learned this when I had long hair a couple years ago. You guys remember I had, like, Lynyrd Skynyrd hair for a while? Got really long.

[B]

Did.

[D]

I had to use a straightener for that because I've got naturally kind of curly hair.

[B]

So you know how she feels.

[D]

Yeah. And if you swim, you wash your straightener out and you're.

[B]

But does it affect your swimming ability?

[D]

Well, I didn't give a damn. You know, I'm gonna swim if I'm gonna swim.

[B]

But I mean, when you're actually swimming, was this impeding your swimming?

[D]

Right. But when you got. Ladies, ladies, you got, like, hair stripe, right? I want to keep it straight, I think.

[B]

What?

[D]

Because it costs $40, right? A straightening out.

[B]

I think the bit is, she says we spend so much time straightening our hair, we don't learn how to swim.

[C]

That's what I picked up.

[B]

Okay. Keep running. Run away from the water. People won't go to the gym because we're trying to keep our hair straight. For y'. All.

[D]

For y'. All.

[B]

It is exhausting, and it's so expensive, and it takes up so much time. Is she on drugs?

[E]

She says she's excited.

[B]

This sounds insanity to me.

[E]

Yeah, she's feeling it. That's what she's doing.

[B]

She's got her crowd there. Is she doing a bit? Is she being a comic?

[E]

Yeah, she's getting a little bit, you know, she's got speaking to her folk.

[B]

Okay. Are for y'. All. So we can work harder and focus on the work. So why do we need an act. An act of law to tell white folks to get out of our hair? Don't tell me how to wear my hair.

[E]

Don't worry about it.

[B]

Maybe she could open for Adam. Don't touch it. Just don't.

[E]

That's a good routine right there. Yeah.

[D]

I came up with a term for. For where she's coming from. Okay. You know what agency is.

[C]

Sure.

[D]

When you have you, you possess your own agency. Right? Do what you want to do. Right. You know, you say what you want to say. She has developed some kind of almost an ultra liberal entitlement of agency. You know, when we're. When we're straightening our hair, you know, to follow your beauty standards. White folks. White folks.

[C]

You know, darn white.

[D]

And that may be, that may be the case. That may be the case in a lot of cases. But state out that and blame it on one ethnic trigger. I find that that's kind of an entitlement of age.

[B]

I'm a little offended.

[C]

You are?

[B]

Yes.

[D]

You should be.

[C]

By her. By what Bob said.

[B]

No, by her. Okay. I just think that, I mean, the whole swimming thing, it's inside blowing me away.

[C]

I think she started out to try to be funny and then got off the rails. Just didn't know how to get back. So she just started throwing stuff out because there's no punchline and there's no purpose.

[B]

Now that's happened to us here on this show on a regular basis.

[D]

Don't ever touch my hair, sweetheart. Don't you never touch my hair.

[B]

Did she say you people?

[C]

Yes.

[D]

I don't know. Is she?

[B]

I don't know.

[C]

You white people. She said you white people. Yeah. Yes.

[E]

But I get, I get the fact of the spending a lot of money on your hair, not wanting to mess it up.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

That's why a lot of times they wear wigs.

[B]

But my, my wife won't go ride like in a convertible with me.

[E]

Oh, God.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

For the same reason.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

It takes her forever to untangle, but she is, she is Caucasian, so it affects. But, but she can swim.

[D]

Here's, here's my deal. And just let me get on a high horse for, for five seconds. Okay. With all that's going on in the world and a speaker that people came to see and a lot of people in that stadium or whatever. Okay. And this is what you got to talk about. You know, it's spend your time wisely as something that used to be on the report cards and oftentimes I got an E. I don't think she's spending her time wisely talking about that topic. But that's a 40 second cut, so I didn't see the whole thing. But you know what I mean. I would expect more from Michelle Obama at this time.

[B]

Do you remember the guy, the homosexual that claimed that he had sexual relations with Barack Obama and smoked crack with him? This is old. It's resurfaced lately.

[E]

I haven't heard that one. I've heard some other things about Trump and Bill Clinton, which is why too.

[B]

Now, are the Epstein files released? Is it yet?

[C]

They're coming out. They're coming out.

[B]

This is the dumbest.

[C]

It's the dumbest. I'm so sick of it. Oh, did you see the list?

[D]

Yeah, They. A list broke two days ago.

[B]

But is it real? I mean, everything's a problem.

[D]

Larry Summers. Larry Summers, who was a former, what was he, the boss of one of the universities. He has stepped out of public life over it because he's on the list.

[B]

The list. I mean, if AI can create full fledged videos that are perfect, how hard.

[C]

Is it to make your guys on the list? You're gonna say it's fake. If your guy's not on the list, you're gonna say it's fake.

[D]

It's just, it's, you know, it ain't fake.

[C]

It's okay. How do you know?

[D]

Because I'm not an idiot.

[B]

We'll get the answer more as soon as we get back here on the John Clay Wolf show, brought to you by America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com. if we're losing a couple of guys on the east coast, a couple of affiliates, go to jcwshow.com and you can stream us live on audio from the streamer or you can jump to our YouTube thing and see audio and video. We'll be right back.

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[C]

Show right after this.

[A]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios. It's time, time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

Seems like we've been talking about booze a lot today, but what's this beer drinking song? Did you write a song?

[D]

This is not one of mine. This is not one of mine. Actually on YouTube, the guy that there I ruined it guy.

[C]

There's a guy on YouTube called there I ruined it. So he does all kinds of different videos. He did a mashup of 50 different country artists singing one distinctive word. And you're not going to be surprised when you hear this word because it's very common in country music. Over and over and over and over. And here it is. And these are artists that you would know and they cut them into one song. Cut 12.

[D]

Colbert. Colbert. Cold beer, cold beer with an ice.

[B]

Cold beer with an ice cold beer cold cold beer cold beer With a nice cold beer with a nice cold beer Cold beer, cold beer with a.

[D]

Nice cold beer With a nice cold.

[F]

Beer.

[B]

With that ice cold beer. Are they all different people.

[D]

Now? They have he makes a video of all of his songs that he puts up and you can see his editing software.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

And as it plays, I go by and it's showing the names of every singer that's in the audio. One of those tiny little envelopes.

[B]

Rosie in Houston, good morning. You're on there.

[G]

Oh, hi, Katie, Texas.

[F]

Yes.

[B]

What you got?

[G]

I was just listening to y' all show. I think y' all are a hoot. It's very entertaining. I, I love to go on little errands in the morning because I get to listen to y' all for a little while.

[B]

That's great.

[G]

But you know, every now and then y' all say something make me roll my eyes, but it's okay because it's that entertaining. I keep listening, but I was on a McDonald's run because our Transformer Blue and our, you know, we didn't have hot coffee. Got to have that. So I listened to your little spiel about Michelle Obama and yeah, I just wanted to say that when she says we can't go into the water, it's not because they're not able to swim or learn how to swim because of that hair. But I know you guys probably know that it's because they did their hair. So at that moment you can't go in because your hair is going to get messed up. Now this happens to other women.

[B]

Who is they?

[G]

All the time. When I used to do my hair.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

Because, but I don't do it anymore. So now I don't care.

[B]

But are you a swimmer?

[G]

I swim. I wouldn't say I'm a swimmer.

[B]

When you say they, who are you talking about?

[G]

Women that fix their hair but you know, like go through the trouble of blow drying it and spending like say an hour or so. Now I will say that for black women, it's more, it's more labor intensive to get the hair done because it takes more to make it straight or to like do it up.

[B]

So who was it? Missy Elliott? Money and get your hair done. Did. Yeah, thank you, Rosie. I got it. Good stuff. Go get your hair done. Did.

[E]

Doesn't it frustrate you, John, when you want to have your windows down in your car and your wife's and you're like, it's a beautiful day and she starts complaining to you about, hey, can you put the window up? My hair is getting in my face.

[B]

Can't we just. Yeah. So I, I need to keep a rubber band or a scrunchie in the car so that she can fix it when it happens because it's.

[E]

Then it's your fault that her hair is messed up.

[B]

Are you trying to get me in trouble?

[E]

I'm just asking.

[B]

Let's get you in trouble. How did the games go yesterday?

[E]

Oh, you mean last week?

[B]

Last weekend.

[E]

They went pretty damn good for me.

[B]

Did they? Yeah, I thought they went good for me.

[E]

No, no. You had two good picks. Two good picks.

[B]

So I won four others. You lost. Oh, gosh.

[E]

So it wasn't, you know, you had a good. Good little run on it this week. My sports wieners flaccid. It's not great. It's not a good football weekend for foot. For college football, at least. Not a lot of good games. So we only got two to go over from the college side. By the way, I'm up $300 now.

[B]

Ouch.

[E]

Yeah, it's not too bad. It's. It's not like last year.

[B]

Worse.

[E]

Yes, exactly. Since I won last week, I'll go first. Number 23. 7 and 3, Missouri at number 8. 8 and 2, Oklahoma. Oklahoma's fighting for their playoff lives. Missouri has an outside chance. I doubt it, though. The line is moved down to five and a half. Oklahoma is favored at home, 11 o' clock on ABC Central Central Time. John, I think Missouri wins, but I.

[B]

Don'T think they cover.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

No, no, I'm sorry. I think Oklahoma wins, but I don't think they cover.

[E]

He forgot that I. I get to pick first. That's okay.

[B]

Throughout. Two different things.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Now you don't know where I'm going.

[E]

I. I think I agree with one of your statements that Oklahoma does win. Oklahoma does win, but I don't think they cover either. This is. They're two good defensive teams.

[B]

Oh.

[E]

Oklahoma's offense isn't great, but defense will win out for them. So they win, but they do not cover. So, John, what do you say?

[B]

I say the same. So.

[E]

So now we have to move the line of the non. Cover here.

[B]

You move it.

[E]

All right, so the line's five and a half. Oklahoma not covering. If I move the nine down to three and a half, does Oklahoma cover or not?

[B]

I'll take ou.

[E]

Damn it.

[B]

Sorry. Next.

[E]

Yeah. I'll let you go.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Didn't buck me off. You bucked me off on that one. All right, next one is your pick, number 17. Eight and two, USC at number six, Oregon. They're nine and one. They're favored by ten and a half. That game's at 2:30 Central and CBS. John, who's your pick on this one?

[B]

My pick is for Oregon to win and not cover.

[E]

I think Oregon kills them.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Yeah, I'm gonna go with the organ on that.

[D]

All right.

[E]

That's all for the college. Like I said, there's not much out there this week. Next week there'll be some really big games. Conference championships.

[B]

That's next week, basically.

[E]

Well, deciding who's going to be playing in some of the conference championships.

[B]

Tech playing this week, you know, nobody.

[E]

I mean, I don't, I think they're off even so.

[B]

So the other team just forfeited?

[E]

No, like they don't. They have a bye week or something.

[B]

Will they be playing the Big 12 champions championship next week? Is that next week?

[E]

Well, if they win, they're in the Big 12 championship. Basically. There's a lot of games like Texas, Texas and A and M. If A and M wins, they're in the conference championship. If Georgia wins, I believe they're in. But they have to win those games. Their last game to get into that conference. Next weekend.

[B]

Next week.

[E]

Next weekend's the good stuff.

[B]

I was thinking you were a step ahead. So who's ain't in playing next weekend to get into the conference championship?

[E]

Texas. It's the big rival game. Where it's at? Texas.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

That's next week.

[B]

Do you think Arch Manning will be performing? He will be performing.

[E]

You've got one game left, John, before he gets benched.

[B]

It was at 100.

[E]

Yeah, 100 bucks.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Fabulous. Watching the Aggies game last week. Came back and did that. That was I at your bar, John. Yeah, I saw that at your bar.

[E]

He remembers that one. Yes, sure.

[C]

Bar man.

[E]

NFL Games 8 and 2. Colts at 5 and 5. Chiefs. Yes. The Chiefs are fighting for their playoff lives, John. Yeah, they got to win this game if they're going to have a shot. Play the 8 and 2 Colts. Best rushing tack in the NFL.

[D]

Daniel.

[E]

My pick. I, I, I, I think the Chiefs just, they have to win. They're going to win. I mean, I just, I didn't. Last week was the one game that you did pick. Right. Denver did win that game.

[B]

Right.

[E]

I thought that the Colts would sneak it out. They didn't. But this time they're at home. They got to win. They're favored by three and a half, John. I think they cover.

[D]

You got to be fair and say Daniel Jones may or may not play in this game. As of the last word I heard.

[B]

Are they playing the Colts?

[E]

I haven't heard anything.

[B]

What is the Colts record?

[E]

8 and 2.

[B]

I'm going to say The Chiefs don't cover. So I'm going to pick the Colts with the points.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

All right.

[E]

I think the Chiefs will win. Cover so next game eight.

[B]

So if they win by three, I win the spreads.

[E]

Three and a half. Yes, that's correct.

[B]

Thank you. Just validation.

[E]

Eight and two Philadelphia Eagles. They're three and a half favorites at the four, five and one Cowboys 3:30 Central on Fox. The new upstart Cowboys, I mean, they have a new defense. You know, they looked all right against the Raiders. Against the Philadelphia.

[B]

I mean, that was so dumb. It was like picking on the special ed class maybe. Yeah, I'm talking about Cowboys, Raiders last week and everybody's all high and jumpy. I'm like, dude, they beat the worst team in the league.

[E]

Well, it's your pick, John. So do you think the Eagles cover three and a half favorites at Cowboys? At Cowboys?

[B]

No.

[E]

Damn.

[B]

I agree.

[D]

I agree.

[E]

I think it's going to be a tight one.

[B]

So I'm glad that you get to win the one and I don't do.

[E]

The Eagles win by a point and a half.

[B]

I'll take the boys with the upset, basically. Yep.

[D]

All right.

[E]

I'll let you take that one. And the last pick.

[B]

Did you see what we did against Vegas?

[E]

Oh, no. See, he's. Now he's on board. I'd love to see him beat the Eagles.

[B]

I hate the Eagles. We have the two coolest, best receivers in the league. Yeah. And I love the story of. About our receiver getting wasted at the casino tables before the game.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

They throwing up. And he said, I'm Paul. That y' all think I can't handle my liquor.

[E]

Yeah. CD Got a little drunk.

[B]

Was it?

[E]

Yeah, CD did. Yeah. And he got a little slap on the wrist. Didn't get to start the game. I mean, whatever, that's fine. He's. They. He still showed out. So last game, 6 and 4, Buccaneers at 8 and 2 Rams at the Sunday night game on the Peacock. The Rams are favored by seven and a half points. Basically, same thing. Buccaneers need a win to stay alive. It's at la. The Rams have been hot. Matt Stafford is mvp.

[B]

He's playing pretty damn good. Rams. The Los Angeles Rams to cover the.

[E]

Seven and a half.

[B]

Yeah, you can take a big line.

[E]

That's a big line. You're just throwing it out there, John.

[B]

You know what? Hang on. Can I regret. Can I retract you having second thought, I would like to pull that line back. That line is too deep. So I'm going to reset the line. And I do think the Rams are going to win, but I only feel comfortable with three and a half.

[E]

Boy, you dropped it way back.

[B]

Yeah, I wasn't listening to the line. The line is stupid. Baker's a good quarterback.

[E]

I believe the Rams win too. But yes, seven and a half was way too much. Three and a half. That's about where I'd put it, too. So I agree. So now I have to move the line to buck you off.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

One and a half Rams. So you think the Rams will also cover at one and a half. That's where I'm at, too. So now you get. You gotta. You gotta knock me off. There's not much of the move here.

[B]

Let's just go. Heads up who wins the game. No point.

[E]

We both think the Rams are gonna win. So now.

[B]

So are you okay with. With that? So I will. Oh, God, I'm. I'm tired of this. So I'll just go Buccaneers out of. Out of. I've got deal fatigue.

[E]

It's like at the auction where.

[B]

Yeah, like, screw it, just sell it. Yeah.

[E]

Done.

[B]

That happened.

[E]

All right.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Buccaneers the win. All right, there you go.

[B]

I still think the Rams.

[E]

You invented this game, so I hope.

[B]

I win just to beat you. But I do think the Rams are gonna win. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Coming up next, we are going to see set the line on the cars. And I'm this line setter on that one. Call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Give me year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. And when pre K answers the phone, tell him happy birthday.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

We'll come right back with the Lightning Railroad. Bid your cars on the radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the VIN.com.

[D]

Day and night, I toss and turn. I keep stressing my mind.

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[B]

Bo in Charlotte, North Carolina. You have an 05 Vet Z51 60, 16,000 miles, six speed. What color is it?

[F]

Hey, John. Nice to meet you. It's. It looks. It's that burnt. It looks like burgundy.

[B]

I know what it is. I know metallic burgundy thing. There's a color and I forgot the name of it. Fire mist in the court.

[F]

But in that name, Chevrolet there, the word red. So it's something red. It's not like fire engine red. It's something red, but yet you look at it and looks like it's burgundy. I mean, I, I got it. I'm driving down the road.

[B]

I had it a moment ago.

[D]

We're good.

[B]

Let's keep moving on. Okay.

[F]

Yeah, I just, I told your, I told your screener, I was for the moment just riding down the road and thought, I wonder what that car is worth.

[B]

20 grand.

[F]

20?

[B]

Yeah, I was looking during the break a couple of comps. Like There was a 9,000 mile one that sold for 23. There was a 40,000 mile one that sold for 18. There's a 22,000 miles. It sold for 20. So that car with 16,000 miles, I'd probably give 21 and a half.

[F]

Okay. Okay. I think, I think I'm going to hold it because I was thinking it was worth more than that.

[B]

I just go, it's like if you had stock to sell me, like you had Apple stock. Right. And we're friends and you just wanted to sell it to me, I would look at what it's trading for and I'd offer you what it's trading for if I wanted to buy it. And that's what I'm looking at. I'm looking at hard comps of the last four transactions in the dealer world that went down and I'm rattling those off to you.

[F]

Would you recommend that I keep the miles down on it?

[B]

Yes.

[F]

Does that, would that help the value? Okay, yeah.

[B]

No, it absolutely keep it under 20. I mean, if you keep it for a year or two, it'll still be worth that. It might be worth a little bit more in a year or two. Actually. That car is not going down as long as you keep those miles in 16. And the fact that it's the end of the Mohicans on the front engine Corvette and that color that you have is a good color. That coloring you have is ironically the best color. And thinking about that, I might give a little bit more. It's like Turley and his lines. I'd probably go 23, be close. 22, 23 grand.

[F]

It goes. It goes good. It goes.

[B]

23. Buy it.

[F]

Leather and sugar. I have no.

[B]

Okay, it doesn't matter then. Next caller, 808. Thank you, though. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Brett in Missouri has an 05 Chrysler 300 with 19,000 miles. Just curious. Says it's for sale for the right price. Won't say what that is. Well, I can tell you. Brett, are you there?

[F]

Yes, sir. What's going On Big John.

[B]

Not much. Is it SRT by any chance?

[F]

No, this is the first year they came out. No, five. So just the five.

[D]

Seven.

[B]

Yeah. That car is not doing anything. It's, it's, it's not a collector. It's not going up. It might ten years from now, but it's not. I'm looking at those same comps here. The highest one I see here is $4,500. Now, it does have 60,000 miles on it. Yours has 19. This car is probably a 7,508 grand rate.

[F]

Okay, okay, if that works for you.

[B]

Go to givemetheven.com we'll buy it.

[F]

I appreciate it, John.

[B]

Thank you, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Remember, give me the VIN. We also buy travel trailers, R RVs, coaches, exotic cars, classic and collector cars. You know, hemi Cuda and 69 Camaro and a 72 K5 Blazer, the C10 trucks, all that stuff. @givemethevin.com we have a special group that handles those. Specifically. We buy them soup to nuts. At givemethevin.com, america's Best Car buyer. Be right back.

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Broadcasting coast to coast, this is the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit up the website for podcasts, merch, and how to contact the crew. Oh, and while you're giving him the.

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[B]

Hey, Ken, how you doing? Good. His wife just had a baby. Oh, the baby. Yeah.

[D]

You got a picture.

[B]

Boom. There you go.

[C]

Oh, beautiful, huh?

[B]

Lucky man.

[C]

Thank you.

[B]

You so much. My greatest treasure. Hey, you know, she looks a little Asian. What do you. What does that mean? She has a little Asian look about her.

[E]

It's a strange thing to say, Larry.

[F]

Why?

[B]

What's the big deal? What are you getting at is all I'm asking? Because most people would just say first she's beautiful. I'm saying that, you know, she just has a slight Asian look to it. You feel like you're maybe saying something's off about it. I'm not saying something's on about it. It's good.

[D]

It's a good thing. I.

[B]

That's a compliment. How so? She's exotic. I wish I looked a little Asian.

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We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, the number one weekend morning show in America. Check out the podcast jcwshow.com now, John Clay Wolf.

[B]

She's a little Asian.

[E]

You can't win when that conversation. Baby picture. No, I mean, you have to.

[B]

To say they look great, right?

[D]

What a Beautiful child. Did you ever see Inherent Vice?

[B]

Nope.

[D]

With a walking phoenix and the lady. Her husband's a heroin addict and he's run away. And Joaquin Phoenix is like a doper detective. He's sitting in her kitchen and, can I see a picture of your baby? And she hands a picture and he.

[B]

Goes, what did y' all think about the Season one Landman episode?

[D]

Outstanding.

[B]

Season two, I'm sorry, season.

[D]

Great to see everybody again.

[B]

Turley, you said you didn't like it.

[E]

It wasn't. It didn't like it. It was just. It gets a little over the top where she's going to college. Tcu.

[C]

Oh, that scene.

[E]

And the scene where she's meeting the advisor.

[B]

I mean, the. The mother and the daughter are obnoxious. My wife said, I hope they both get killed off in this. It's just all the women really don't. If you look at the comments, they just do not like that. That pairing of those. When that show cuts to the mom and the daughter is just so annoying.

[E]

I mean, the back and forth between all three of them is fun. That. That's fun.

[C]

But when Billy Bob's part of it.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[E]

But then her there with the. I mean, come on. This never happens. It never happened.

[B]

The food fight scene. Or not food fight. When she ripped the thing off the table, whatever.

[E]

But otherwise it was fine.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It's really weird being from Fort Worth and seeing these. I like the. The scene of the party where they had all the people. I knew so many people in there.

[C]

I bet you did.

[B]

I was a little offended I didn't get asked.

[C]

Oh, no.

[B]

But I. I mean, I really.

[D]

I was thinking I might see you in there.

[B]

I knew a lot of people in there. I was like, pause, pause, pause. I. I knew about eight actors in there. They're just stand ins. It's funny.

[D]

Well, we finally got it, you know, all those years ago, watching Dallas.

[B]

Right.

[D]

And seeing all those scenes in Dallas, all around Dallas, Fort Worth. We finally got it. You know, I think it's very cool. I don't have any problem with it. The only thing is I wonder because at the end of the last season, you know, Andy Garcia turned out to be kind of the cartel.

[B]

Right.

[D]

Head.

[B]

Sure.

[D]

And we didn't see any continuation of that. I was hoping for that to continue. But we got Sam Elliot on the show. Yeah. This year. And I think he may be Joe Bob's old man.

[B]

Yes. He's really Bob's old man.

[D]

So, you know, I think there's a lot of good to Come. But the thing with the women, Sheridan's always done that. You remember the chick on the original Yellowstone?

[B]

Beth.

[D]

Beth.

[B]

Yep.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

A hot rod. Yeah. Gal. This is allegedly Sheridan's strongest debut of his career.

[C]

Oh, sure, this is good. And he wrote himself in Toward the Indian.

[B]

I didn't see it.

[C]

Oh, yeah, he's in a pool.

[B]

Oh, it's the last one in. The last one.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, the last one.

[D]

Dude, he was the sheriff's deputy on the biker show Sons of Anarchy, which I've avoided for years and finally started watching.

[B]

If you look at Bosque Cantina here in Walnut and his logo on Bosky Performance Horses, you will notice a large similarity on the brand that we stole.

[C]

Okay. Done on purpose. Yeah.

[B]

Okay. I just sent it to rob. I says, bosky canteen. I said, look at Sheridan's brand on Bosky Horses in Yellowstone and just do a deal like that. So it says B, C, and it's got a little F in it. And the F is for Felipe Philippe Armenta, my partner on it. And he's the badass chef. That makes it so good.

[D]

See, I've been watching this.

[B]

I gave him a little hat tip there.

[D]

Sario was his. He wrote that. A lot of good writing. Sicario's Outstanding. Part two is outstanding. Hell or high water. About the two old hillbilly brothers who decide they're going to rob every bank in West Texas. And they show all the cop cars from Archer county and Witcha county, you know, and it's. Yeah. Quite a deal.

[B]

Let's go to. You just lost a listener.

[C]

We already did that.

[E]

We did that. Yeah. It's now actually time for Mail for Jail.

[B]

That's what I meant. I'm sorry. Mail from Jail. That's what you're plugging during the break? Duh.

[D]

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. This week's Mail From Jail entry reads, hey, John, this is Chad in Alabama. I'm put up for a while for consecutive theft and possession charges. You know how it is. I come and go. I am glad I'm in a place where I can hear Bobbo do his dumb animal characters. They have me rolling. And I swear we have a gay guy in here that talks just like BJ Ryan.

[B]

Jesus, PJ Ryan.

[D]

I want to give a shout out to my friends George and Birdie. And I miss my girlfriend Tricia and all my dogs. I wish my 2010 Camaro. LT but I wrecked that long before this stint. LOL. I even miss the crystal meth a little bit. It's always a Good time until it ain't. I always hear y' all say you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. Well, I was smoking methamphetamines well into the morning for five days straight. Talk about a good old time. Those were the days. That stuff will turn you into a humping and thieving machine. Anyway, it's cool to hear about all those cars you're restoring. If you ever find any badass Camaros, I'd love to hear about them. Talk to you later. Your friend, Chad Lake, mcdf Montgomery, Alabama. Hey, partner, if you got mail from jail, just send it on down to the line to us here at P.O. box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. The zip code is 76147.

[B]

Speaking of the wall of shame over here with all the jerseys of people that have done odd things. Bruce Jenner being one.

[D]

Yeah. What's the new one?

[B]

This one. This guy Paul Bell in Pittsburgh is sending me this.

[E]

Oh, that's a good one.

[B]

That's a good. I think that's the best one.

[E]

I mean, the Antonio Brown.

[B]

It's the throwback Steelers jersey. So it's a bumblebee look. And it's Antonio Brown. And Antonio Brown is an idiot.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

He deserves to be on the wall of shame.

[D]

What do you do?

[C]

I give up.

[B]

And he quit that game in the middle of it. Oh, that's when he was in Miami or Tampa Bay. Wherever was he ripped off? It was Tampa Bay. He ripped off his clothes and left the stadium when he quit. But what did he do in Pittsburgh? He did something real stupid up there, too.

[E]

Well, he got himself out of there. I mean, they. They couldn't put up with him. But he just recently, I believe, he was extradited from Dubai. Dubai, yes, because he's wanted for something. I can't remember what.

[B]

It's got to be some kind of sexual.

[D]

He was in a scuffle during a professional. I don't know if it was UFC or boxing fight in Miami. And the other guy got shot. And Antonio Brown went to Dubai, just left. And he was posting on things. I'm in Dubai. Look how happy I am in Dubai, you know? Did you ever think Dubai is nice? Cause it is. I'm there now. I'm as happy as I've ever been in Dubai.

[C]

You'll never find me.

[D]

Miami, you suck. I never see you again. I'm in Dubai. Well, so federal agents, Florida state, people got together, went to Dubai. Cooper cooperated with him, and Extradited him, and I'm back in Miami now. But listen, nothing really happened. So he's back there about to get Antonio Brown.

[B]

Okay, I want to grab this car real quick before we go to break. Right now, Russ in Baton Rouge is a 13 boss 302 with 5,000 miles. Oh, I wish I would have seen this already because I was going to offer him 35. It said give me the VIN. Offered him 35. He wants 38. Yeah, Russ, I think 35 is playing.

[F]

Oh, you think?

[B]

Okay.

[F]

Yeah, I just wanted to check with you.

[B]

Yeah, well, all my guys, they're. They're pretty good at what they do. That's why they've got those jobs. And. And we kind of, you know, we all share the same mentality. But, you know, here's one with 4,000 miles that sold for 34,500 in September. And here's one with 5,000 miles that sold for 36. And here's one for 12,000 miles that sold for 32,400. So what, like, what's the least you'd take for it?

[F]

Like 38.

[B]

Why? A lot more in it. Okay, well, good luck with that. And maybe you'll find somebody that will buy it from you and they can get financing and you can have a warranty and, you know, there's just a lot to it. You can take a trade in. In order to get full retail, you have to offer a lot of services many times that individuals can't offer. I'm not saying you won't get your 38. It might take you a year. But if you want to put her down right now, I'll give you 36.

[F]

I'll consider. Pictures are loaded.

[B]

I'll consider it when you call back because right Now I'm offering 36. If you want to say done, I'll. I'll be stuck. If you don't say done, I'm not stuck.

[F]

Yeah. Oh, I better thank on a little bit.

[B]

Okay, thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So we will think too when it comes back up. But if John Clay Wolf by cars radio For America's best car buyer, give me the vin.com foreign.

[A]

We now return to the John clay wolf show, America's largest weekend morning Show. Call in 800800 radio and check out the [e-mail] or john claywolf.com thanks for making us number one. It feels good to say that.

[B]

This is one of my favorite George songs. I know, it's great. I'm Gonna knock a couple of cars out here real quick that I want to do. And also do a plug. Ted Nugent is coming to Walnut to the Walnut Springs Roadhouse December 13th. You can go to Walnut Springs Rally there to get click through your get tickets. Also, Adam Carolla is doing a comedy show there tonight and we still have, I think about 70 tickets available. Graham Elliott will be at the bosque Cantina at 3:30. For you foodies that are into the Food Network. You remember Graham Elliott, the guy that worked under Gordon. Who's this? Who's the screamer?

[E]

Gordon Ramsey.

[B]

Gordon Ramsey. Yep. And he will be there doing a book signing today. Thank you everybody last week for coming up to the car show. It was a huge hit in the rally is going to be in May and we're planning that right now. Okay, Richard, Pasadena 22 Silverado, 1500 RST, 41,000 miles. Truck's worth. I, I see you want 34. You got dealers at 32. Can I give 33 and make it work?

[F]

I really want to be at 34.

[B]

I can't get there.

[F]

I mean, I was trying to get. So what's the best y' all can do on it?

[B]

33.

[F]

What about 30? 33, 5.

[B]

Deliver it to our office in Fort Worth, Texas. I'll do that.

[F]

Okay. So that's where.

[B]

Well, I mean it cost me $300 to ship them from Houston to Dallas and the cars bring more in Dallas. So I can't get that money in Houston for it. So I need to get. I've got a better market in Dallas, but I've got to ship it.

[D]

Okay.

[F]

Yeah. Is there any way that it could get that in writing? I mean, I'm pretty sure that's, that's, I mean, that's more than what everybody else is offering me. So I think I'll be pretty good.

[B]

But when you drive up here, right then you've got to get home. So you're going to wind up spending 500 in time in gas and trouble too. But yeah, it's your call. Yeah, one of us are going to spend 500 to ship it. So yeah, just go to givemetheven.com and say John, John, put it now it's got to have a clean carfax. If it's got a bad carfax, I can't do it.

[F]

Yeah, no, it's. Everything's clean on it. I was actually speaking to one of y', all, y' all people there. So.

[B]

Yeah, just tell them.

[F]

Yeah, that's cool.

[B]

Tell them 33 and a half delivered or 33, drop it in Houston.

[F]

Okay.

[B]

Thank you.

[F]

Alrighty.

[B]

All right, bye.

[F]

Appreciate it.

[B]

04 Viper, snakeskin seats. Want 60s. No, Brad, these 04 Vipers, even though you have great miles on it, I sold the last one for 50. If you go to. If you go to GMTV on bring a trailer, you'll see that I had to try to bring a trailer out of my last two Vipers that were low miles like this. This. I think I got 50. I think I got 50 is what I sold it for you there, Brad.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. Yeah, just go to give me the vin.com. but if 60 is your bottom, don't bother because we will not get there. We're probably 47 grand buyer. Maybe. Maybe 50.

[F]

47.

[B]

Yeah. 4750. Okay, thanks. 800. 800-7234-CRUISE in Kansas City. You've got a 12 diesel Cummins 2012 with 83,000 miles. You want 30. Had offers for 27,000 previous. Yeah, I'd call those guys back and see if they'll give the 27 because MMR on that trucks like low 20s on a 2012.

[F]

Okay. I just wanted to see what you guys said it was worth.

[B]

Yeah, I think it's mid-20s. You know, it's got decent miles for the year, but it's not in my world. It does not get to 30. Okay. Crab in Southern California. Good morning. What's your message?

[F]

Hey, John.

[B]

Hey.

[F]

Hey. You look good today in. In orange.

[B]

Thank you.

[F]

And I wanted to say happy birthday to Pre K and Happy Thanksgiving and are you guys gonna do a show next. Next Saturday?

[B]

I don't know if it's gonna be live or pre recorded. I haven't made that. Have we talked about that yet?

[E]

No, we haven't actually. What's Saturday next?

[B]

Saturday's just. I. I don't think I can make it.

[D]

Really?

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Y' all can do it without Thanksgiving weekend next week.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

What does Crab know that we don't know?

[B]

It's Thanksgiving. It's Thanksgiving week.

[F]

Well, I wanted to say I'm impressed with the length of Turley's sports wiener report. Every week it seems to be getting longer.

[B]

Good job, Turley. You got a longer sports nugget.

[E]

Why is it obsessed with my sports wiener? But okay. Thanks, Crab.

[B]

So, Rob and Trinity, I sent this to my guy, Hot Rod Kyle. He'll be contacting you. I do not know the money on a 53 Ford hard top, Crescent numbers matching. I just don't know it.

[F]

All righty.

[B]

Thank you. 800 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800.

[C]

Go back to.

[B]

You're supposed to know everything. Well, I don't know everything.

[C]

Why are we not going to be on next Saturday?

[B]

Well, it's Thanksgiving weekend. Okay. And. And I've got a big thing I got to do Friday night in town. And then another big thing I got to do Saturday night in town. And I was thinking it might be a good excuse not to do a show. But. But this is not official. What. What about you guys? What are your Thanksgiving plans?

[D]

Just let us know. I mean, if you can't make it, we can't. I mean, why.

[B]

Hang on, that's not. Stop bleeding and bitching and trying to guilt me. I asked you a question.

[D]

I'm not saying that.

[B]

What do you think giving plans was the question?

[D]

Oh, family. Family, family.

[B]

That's Thursday, Friday. So by Saturday, you ready to go?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Everybody's like, man, we want to get out of the house.

[D]

We're here.

[B]

Well, let's plan on it then.

[D]

All right, There you go.

[B]

Yeah, I'll just drive in in the morning and then I'll have to leave right after.

[C]

Okay.

[G]

All right.

[D]

There's no. No pressure, man. Just like if. If you got to not make it, we can. We can handle.

[B]

I'll be a little. Well, I mean, you know. Yeah, well, let's do it. If everybody wants to get the hell out of the house. I'm not traveling anywhere. I've just got this thing I've got to do with my daughter next weekend. They have these parties. It's complicated. It's like a white girls Quince Sierra thing.

[D]

Okay. I don't know if you guys keep track of this all the time, because, Charlie, you've been doing this more years than I have from this angle, but we almost always do a post Thanksgiving show on that Saturday.

[B]

All right.

[D]

We don't always get the same level of business that we do, right?

[B]

Business.

[D]

There are a lot of people in cars, driving around shopping, and we get a lot of, like, first time listeners when we do a live Saturday show. Because we're the only live show.

[B]

So it's a good time to cum. New cumers.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. All over us. I've been doing it 20 years.

[D]

I don't know.

[B]

I should stop now.

[C]

Yes, he did that.

[B]

Me and the radio guys are starting to get antsy now because I said I was going to quit in June.

[F]

I know.

[C]

They're all getting nervous.

[B]

Yeah. They want me to sign this thing. What are we gonna do? I said, let's just keep doing what we're doing right now, and we'll just call it let's figure it out in April.

[C]

They don't like that.

[B]

I can't help them.

[D]

I can't help, like, they never fight anybody all of a sudden.

[B]

Yeah, well, that boy, that one station's really upset about me canceling on them.

[D]

Are they?

[B]

Yeah, I just got tired of it. Well, I just got tired of it.

[D]

I'm with you on that, man.

[B]

Yeah, it's Charlie's older employer. Oh, I'll be careful. I don't want to step on too many toes, but you dump it for you just. No, I didn't. Fine. I was fine there, but that's fine. You dumped it. That's. Yeah, just.

[E]

I'd like to know the story off air.

[B]

I'll tell you off air, it's. It's a dumb story, but. But I'm tired of being second. I'm tired of being stepchilded. And. And after a decade, it's just like, whatever, dude. I don't need y'.

[F]

All.

[B]

I just don't need you. Sorry. You don't have the power that you did and you take the money elsewhere. Yeah, it's just. I mean, for the advertising. Just advertising packages, whatever. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio, by the way, pre K. Happy birthday. Happy birthday.

[D]

Happy birthday.

[B]

What's cracking, y'?

[F]

All?

[E]

Appreciate it.

[B]

How old you be, man?

[E]

I am blessed to turn 35. Big Trey, 5, born Thanksgiving, 1990. So give thanks.

[B]

Did you feel Obama's. Michelle Obama's pain when she was talking about swimming with curly hair?

[E]

You know, the. The hair can, you know, throw a little bit of a kink in you. In your. In your plan, especially if you got your hair done. As somebody who has their hair done often, I feel you, you know, you don't want to mess up the curl.

[B]

Can you swim?

[E]

Oh, yeah. I'm a champion swimmer.

[B]

Champion.

[D]

Where's the pool?

[B]

Champion swimmer. All right, everybody on the east coast that we're going to lose in about 10 seconds because we're at the top of the hour. Jump over to the [e-mail] you can stream the rest of the show live from the audio only button, or you can click through to the YouTube feed and stream it live with video and audio at YouTube. And remember the podcast always. The podcast always goes up about 4 o', clock, depending on Bobbo's mood. And we'll be right back. I like them hoses. I don't love them.

[A]

From the Wolf Radio Studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmethervin.com call John toll free. Cheap Bastards 1, 800, 800 radio. And check out the fastest growing [e-mail] Morning, everybody.

[B]

It's about that time again, Bob. I'd like to do backtracks. Pearl Jam right now. We'll get this knocked out of the way.

[F]

Way.

[D]

Oh, boy.

[B]

Since we're playing grunge. Cut one, Can you. We'll have you sing Eddie better when this is over. Cut two. Put on headphones right there. You can hear what's going on do. So what we're doing is we're playing two mumbling Seattle guys songs named Pearl Jam back. Come on. And you can guess the two songs that were playing backwards. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And then you'll win. What were you in, Bob?

[D]

We got. You know what? You get some merch from the John Clay Wolf show on our webpage. Also, Pearl Jam, music from Born Late Records. It was this day back in 1994, Pearl Jam released their third album. And kind of my introduction to the group because I was in country radio when their first two came out. So Vitology was the first Pearl Jam album I really listened to a lot over a period of time.

[B]

Cut one. It sounds like him singing forward. Yeah, but it's difficult. I do not have it mean. I see the answer, but I wouldn't not know it. Cut to. All right, we're gonna take a minute and grab Joe and Fort Worth. What you got, Joe?

[F]

Just super excited to be coming out to the Adam Perolla show tonight. Bossy Cantina. All that wolf pack is gonna meet up at 5:15 up front. So. So all the people coming in, let's, you know, 5:15.

[B]

I'll have the garage doors open to young. Go screw around the cars. If you want to go check that out upstairs. There is a private event during that time with Adam Krola VIP and Graham Elliott. And that's 75 bucks to get into. But the money. Half of it goes to the animal rescue and half the money goes to the youth association.

[F]

Do I need a bartender while I'm there?

[B]

No, I've got. I'll. I'll have my little bartender with me. I'll have my little bartender with me.

[E]

Try, Joe.

[B]

I need to figure out who's opening for Corolla.

[E]

I think it's John Clay Wolf.

[B]

I don't have any material. I mean, I can get up and make fun of him if he take stories, right? Yeah, I mean, you know, hey, everybody, I'm Adam Corolla. I'm a slow talker.

[D]

Hey, everybody, it's me, Bantam Corolla.

[B]

I'm a slow talker.

[D]

Adam's gay brother, He's.

[B]

Oh, Adam's gay brother.

[D]

Bantam Corolla.

[C]

Bantam.

[B]

All right. You know, I, I, I never thought I'd be headlining a, a KKK rally in a barn here in the middle of Bosque County. I could see him. He gets out there, he gets out there because this is, I, I would question the last time he did a country gig, if ever.

[E]

This is, yeah, it's going to be new. He's going to have some store. He's gonna have some comments about it. For sure.

[B]

Yeah, for sure. I probably need to jazz him up before beforehand to get him head in that direction because, because that, because he'll, he'll have some funny comedy about it.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Dragging a Californian all the way over to the here.

[B]

But, but he's a hateful Californian. He hates on California. Yeah. This is, every time we've had comedians out here, they get out here like, where are y' all gonna kill me? What are y' all gonna do? We gonna bury my body? Yeah. It's interesting. But yeah, Adam's playing tonight. So, Joe, we're excited that you're coming and bringing the rest of the guys and we will see you this evening.

[D]

Love it.

[B]

Thank you, sir. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Robert, what's your guess? Hang on just a second.

[E]

Robert, play the cuts again.

[B]

Yeah, play the cuts again.

[E]

Cut one.

[D]

Two.

[B]

Kevin in Pennsylvania. What's your guess on the Pearl Jam songs? No. Kevin in Pennsylvania. H, these are pretty easy. Robert in Nashville, Tennessee. What are your guesses?

[F]

Animal and yellow lead. Better bang.

[B]

I guess they were pretty easy.

[D]

They were.

[E]

Great song.

[D]

And.

[E]

And this one, we have our.

[B]

Own Eddie Vedder here. Could you sing along a little bit?

[E]

Eddie, this one is his best song ever.

[B]

Yeah, Prefer singing along too. Good morning, Eddie. You can open for Adam Corolla tonight.

[D]

Corolla gonna make the funny. Making funny. Making fun. Wood town's clan meeting. Clan meeting.

[B]

Where you hood?

[D]

Hate the clan. Hate the clan. That's a joke. I make it funny.

[B]

Make it funny.

[D]

Spit on my bullets. Spit on my bullets. Bullets good rig.

[B]

Hey.

[D]

Adam Corolla.

[B]

Thank you. Thank you. Eddie Vedder. Eddie Vedder. Eddie Veter.

[E]

The gen zers have no idea. Like, why is he, this guy mumbling.

[B]

Like, what happened to him? Eddie he still. He charges a lot for private parties. I know a rich guy that had him.

[C]

How much can you tell us?

[B]

I think it was 700. Oh, stop it. Stop hitting. I know it was 500.

[C]

Holy.

[D]

Why not?

[B]

You know the guys in Landman are talking about the crazy rich oil chic. That's what it was. It was one of those. And he had the chain smokers at night, too. Y' all not remember me talking about this? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was at the zoo. Private birthday, 40th birthday party. Had Eddie Vetter and the chain smokers at his party.

[E]

That's some money.

[B]

That's some money. That's when you know you're rich.

[D]

Yeah, I think he's of. Of my time. I think Eddie Vetter is probably one of the most influential vocalists out there. Just right behind Bono.

[B]

Chris Cornell, for sure.

[D]

Well, Cornell, certainly, certainly. Yeah. But, you know, the body of work has got to stand tune. You got to be around long enough to do that.

[B]

Sounds like a shot dog to me. Well, I mean, that dog, he's dying. Dying dog.

[D]

I'm not aware of any bad era of Eddie Vedder vocals, man. You just got to put yourself there. But who am I to criticize? Oh, wait, no. Who are you to Chris?

[B]

What's this? Can you handle the truth bit?

[E]

Oh, we gotta do that.

[D]

That's one of our things.

[E]

Not here, because it's a lightning round.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Maybe the end of the show. 45 after to end it. Remember, you can't handle the truth where they. Oh, people just calling.

[B]

Oh, yeah, you change the name of it. That's right. So it's screwing me up. Okay, so we'll do that where everybody calls.

[D]

Get you all set up, man.

[B]

All right, you can do the setup because y' all changed the name on me. So now I'm lost. I'm not that nimble anymore. Football picks. We've already done that. I'm winning huge. I'm only down 300. I'm only done 300 for the season. We got all the drunks. I'm just looking at the run sheet. Pennsylvania man accidentally shot his dog. Cut three.

[C]

Well, that's not true, actually. This is. This did happen in Pennsylvania. That part. John, you got correct. 53 year old Pennsylvania man shot in his lower back. He was cleaning his shotgun, sitting on his bed. And then the police are investigating. They're not sure if the perpetrator was actually on two legs or four legs, kind of a three.

[B]

It was not your average shooting call.

[D]

For police Tuesday night. They say a 53 year old man in Shillington was cleaning his gun at the time of the incident and had put his gun on the bed, then.

[B]

Sat down on the bed and the dog jumped up. They say some of the circumstances are still unclear. It's unsure if the dog's paw may have gotten caught inside the trigger and the safety was off or if there was some sort of manufacturer malfunction. That's unknown at this time. Police say two dogs were in the house at the time the gun gun went off and the Victim's son called 91 1. It looks like it was an accident, but again it's still being investigated right now by the officer.

[C]

You know what we do, in fact.

[E]

Yes, we do have.

[B]

Oh, y' all stop. I'm leaving. If you start that dog crap.

[C]

You brought this up. We weren't going to do this, but do we do have the dog in studio? Yeah, you can. There he is.

[B]

He kills me.

[C]

Hey, buddy.

[D]

You know Willie, He's a good boy.

[B]

Come on, come here.

[C]

He's a good boy.

[D]

You know, this is really serious.

[B]

Is this the dead dog or is it post shot or.

[C]

The dog didn't die. The dog shot the man.

[B]

Oh, I missed all that dog.

[C]

Yeah. Some people pay attention to when we talk.

[D]

Being my Davis. Flip. Flip.

[C]

Hi, Flip.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Good boy.

[D]

And being my Sherry.

[C]

Sherry.

[D]

Your live with the Man?

[C]

The man, yes, yes.

[D]

His name is. Oh, the Man.

[C]

What?

[D]

The man's watching a lot of porn these days, cleaning his guns. And you know when it's feeding time for you.

[C]

Yeah, right.

[D]

You just get the ice box and get you some pudding or whatever you want, right?

[B]

Sure.

[D]

But for you, we're sitting here, you know, holding our asses, waiting for something to eat. He decides to clean his gun. It's 10 o' clock at night.

[C]

So you jumped up. You all right?

[E]

Sniffing or somebody?

[D]

Well, you get hungry pretty quick when it's been, you know, like 17 hours like that. Tell you what. Now, I didn't mean to hurt him and I sure didn't even want to shoot him. I thought, you know, he drinks.

[C]

He drinks.

[D]

We thought he was gonna sit his gun down for a second and go to sleep. And I was gonna go see if I could pawn it for some money to buy some damn kibbles and bits, you know, I get it. Anyway, screw him. Can I stay here? I like it here pretty good.

[C]

So this guy had to come in is what you're saying.

[D]

Okay. Sherry sounds like she likes it too.

[B]

We'll be right back with the lightning round 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Call in now all over the country. It's sponsored by America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. I'll hang a number on it quickly and the bids are good. @givemethevin.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show. Michael Turley, DJ Pre K, JD Ryan, Bobby Brown and myself. And we will be right back. Selling your car just got easier. GiveMeThe Vin.com is simple, fast, and A plus rated by the Better Business Bureau and has thousands of Google reviews. Enter your VIN or license plate number, a couple of pics and prepare to be impressed. You'll always get the best offer on your vehicle because if we can't meet your carmax offer, we'll pay you a hundred doll dollars. Just go to givemetheven.com and get your check on the spot. From America's best car buyer.

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[B]

We're gonna bid some cars real quick on the air. Steve, in Texas. 93 Cummins. 93. Those started in 88. So is that the. Did they change that body style between 92 and 93 or is that the first body style?

[F]

They call this the first edition.

[B]

Okay. On the body style, it says so does it look the same as an 89?

[F]

No.

[B]

Okay, take some pictures of it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I see you want 10,000. It all depends on the condition. The 163,000 miles on that Cummins is not an. Is not an obstacle, as you know. Yeah, well, I mean, nothing's a strong word, but you know what I mean? But it just all depends on the condition. I mean, like if you score, if you scored it on 1 to 1 to 10, 10 being brand new, where would you score this truck?

[F]

The inside is 10.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

The outside has a patina on it, you know, And a lot of the kids around this area like the old look.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

On a pickup like that.

[B]

It's interesting. Carol and I were talking about this day before yesterday, and he said, I'm tired of everybody, instead of saying it needs a paint job, calling it patina. But I hear what you're saying, and at 10 grand, Let's take a look. I hear you.

[F]

I'll send it to you and let you know this. First time I've listened to you. So perfect. I'm excited about it.

[B]

All right, go to Give me the vin.com. load it up. Let's take a look. Thank you. Daryl in Denver has a 79C 10 regular cab wants 28,000, two tone paint. What engine is in it?

[F]

350.

[B]

I don't think that truck gets. I know it doesn't get to 28,000 unless it's something incredible. So it's a square body, it's a two wheel drive. I think you're 10,000 off. And it's in at 10,000 off. It needs to be really good. You're wanting to see 10 money like the 767 through 72. Like I gave 20 grand for a square an 85 or 83 that was. Had a LS swap in it and the, the resto was 9 out of 10. So that mean they spent I don't know, 40 grand on it. 50 grand on it and we sold it for. We, we advanced to $2,000 from where we bought it. I just don't see a 79 square two wheel drive doing 28 grand without an L like a supercharged, like a LT4 LSA or something in it.

[F]

Okay, Joe, thank you.

[B]

You're welcome to go to give me the VIN and load it up. But the number is going to be mid teens is what I think. I do not. Okay, 17 explorer package, 22,000 miles. Mike in Dallas. So it's a three quarter ton. Is it a high top or low top conversion van?

[F]

Low top.

[B]

Okay. So I bid these like they're Suburbans. That is the secret to bidding conversion vans. So what's a 17 Suburban loaded worth with 22, 000 miles? Do you know? Because I can't remember either. But that's. That, that's the. It's probably 23 grand.

[F]

23. All right.

[B]

I'm just guessing but I think I'm close mid twenties. Go to give me the vin dot com. Load it up, take a look. See. But that's. I've trained my guys to bid these cars like a Suburban. A loaded Suburban. And the value of these vans that when they're built right is very similar to the exact same specs on a loaded Suburban. Thank you. My name is John Claywolf by Cars and radio for America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com My parents were really strict. I actually wasn't allowed to date growing up and my mom never talked to me. About sex.

[D]

I was so sexually naive that I.

[B]

Thought I could get pregnant from giving a.

[D]

Then I realized that's not how you get pregnant. That's how you get jewelry.

[A]

America's largest weekend morning show. Call John toll free. 800800 radio one. 800800 radio. Check out the podcast, vids, socials, all that [e-mail]. this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

I had that comedic clip put in because her name is Crystal Marie and that's Adam Corolla's girlfriend and she is a horse. And I thought she was, she was coming, but last minute she didn't. And I asked what happened. He said, you know women, they just, one minute they're in, the next minute they're out. Sure. She did not come. But anyway, if you get a chance to see her, I highly suggest, I think she's the next breakout female comedian star. No, no bs.

[D]

You may be right.

[B]

No. Did you watch a little bit of her?

[D]

I watched quite a bit. Yeah.

[B]

She's a funny girl.

[D]

Yeah, she's got that snarky, that snarky.

[B]

Dry delivery and she's great looking. And you know, because a lot of those comedians are not great looking that are funny. Right. That's a hard combination.

[C]

Kathleen Madigan's hilarious. Not good looking.

[D]

Yeah, she does that flirting with your husband thing. She, she interacts with the audience pretty well.

[B]

That's cool.

[D]

And she'll, you know, she'll, she'll flirt with the man in a couple.

[B]

Her story about dating cousins and she comes from Iraq and, and you know, she didn't have a problem with marrying cousins because at least, you know, they come from a good family. And there's some other punchlines and there's really good. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. It is time for Jeopardy.

[E]

Gotta get a caller to win your stuff, John.

[B]

Charles, do you want to play Jeopardy. With us?

[F]

Sure.

[B]

All right, well, hang tight. Here we go. You're.

[D]

Wow, that was easy.

[B]

Y.

[D]

Good luck, Charles. You know, it's time to test the intellect and pop culture IQ of our own John Clay Wolf show crew. Let's take a look at our categories. Category one is AM gold pre modern rock and pop memories. And category two, fists of fury celebrating our martial arts heroes. Ready to play Jeopardy. Yes, Charles, when it's time for you to answer a question, if you think you know the answer, just say ding, ding, ding and we'll let you in. Okay, question one. Here we go.

[F]

Okay.

[D]

Later, a chart topping country act, this duo Had a huge pop hit with a feel good tune called Let yout Love Flow.

[B]

Okay, I'm not saying you did not know it because I know you know it. But I do think I beat you to the punch. And that would be. There's a feeling I think I can sing the words. Yes. Bellamy Brothers.

[D]

Who are the Bellamy Brothers? Whatever speak jeopardies to me. I find it hot. Question 2. Though this Texas R B singer songwriter began recording in 1960, he didn't hit pay dirt until the release of his smash 1973 single Drift Away. Making Give Me the Beans.

[B]

Who is Dobie Gray?

[D]

That's correct. Look at you rolling right along. Question 3. This music legend was actually a short term member of the Beach Boys a full decade before he became America's Rhinestone Cowboy.

[B]

Ding, ding, ding. Who's Glenn Campbell?

[D]

You know I need to acknowledge you when you ding ding because I think that was about the same time.

[B]

If.

[D]

You didn't and just shout out the answer.

[B]

You. I like J.D. ryan. So I'm gonna have it. I'm gonna be a gentleman and I'm ding ding, ding. J.D. got it.

[C]

Who is the rhinestone cowboy? Glenn Campbell.

[D]

That's correct. That's cuz when you, you and you and we asked. We asked to do that sometimes.

[B]

Do you know why I did that? No, why? I was being nice.

[D]

You thought you were.

[C]

Why were you being nice?

[B]

Cuz I'm on the gas so hard I'm going to beat you anyway. So. I know. Right?

[D]

Into category two we go. Question one. Widely considered the most influential martial artist of all time, this Cantonese American got his start playing the sidekick cato on the 60s action series the Green Hornet.

[F]

Ding ding, ding ding.

[D]

DJ Prek.

[B]

Who is Bruce Lee?

[D]

That's correct. Wow. Spread it around. Here we go.

[B]

It was so obvious I didn't take it.

[D]

Question 2. America's first full blown martial arts movie star had his breakthrough through with 1976 is good guys wear black. And went on to do more than.

[F]

Chuck Norris or who is Chuck Norris?

[D]

That's correct.

[E]

Hey, on the board the call close.

[B]

I'm only one ahead.

[D]

Question three.

[B]

Giving that one right.

[D]

This super tall American martial artist had the privilege of co starring with Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris and happens to also have been a six time NBA most valuable player.

[B]

Charles.

[D]

Got that Charles. Charles was right on the cusp of that. Charles.

[F]

Who is Kareem Jabbar?

[D]

That's correct.

[E]

Man. The caller is tied. No one's ever won your stuff John.

[C]

Ever.

[B]

Oh.

[D]

Into the bonus rounds we Go. Ready guys?

[E]

Double jeopardy time.

[D]

Category one, question one. This 70s powerhouse rock act had a wealth of AM Gold hits. Including George of the World one is the loneliest number.

[B]

John, who is Three Dog Night?

[D]

That is correct.

[B]

Oh, here we go.

[E]

Just like that. He's up by 2.

[D]

Backup, into question 2. This top selling country artist of the 1980s began as a humble singer songwriter in the 70s with his first hit single, Wildfire.

[B]

Ding, ding, ding. Who's John Michael Montgomery?

[D]

That's incorrect.

[B]

Oh.

[C]

Who is Michael Montgomery? Excuse me, Michael Khan.

[B]

Yeah, he screwed me up, man. Oh, no.

[C]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[E]

No, you can't.

[C]

It's Michael Martin Murphy.

[B]

You don't get it.

[E]

Anybody else? Anybody else?

[D]

I mean. Ding, ding, ding.

[E]

DJ Pre K, who is Michael Martin Murphy?

[B]

That's correct.

[D]

Damn.

[C]

I just saw him in JD Right now. I know him.

[E]

He's now down by one.

[B]

I was thinking that, but I said it wrong.

[C]

Too wrong.

[D]

John Michael Montgomery is so recent, you know. Okay, category two. This kung fu master, slapstick fighting style was phenomenally successful in his native Hong Kong before his film Rumble in the Bronx brought him in.

[E]

DJ Prek, who is Jackie Chan?

[D]

That's correct.

[E]

On his birthday. He's up.

[B]

I was going to say something else.

[D]

Last question. Arguably the most financially successful and critically acclaimed martial arts film of all time. Ranked in more than 100 million in u. S. Box office receipts and won multiple Academy Awards.

[B]

John, what is Kill Bill?

[D]

That is incorrect, caller.

[F]

Ding, ding, ding.

[D]

Charles.

[F]

Okay, who. Who what is Enter the Dragon?

[D]

That is incorrect. Also won multiple Academy Awards in the year 2000 and starred Chow Yun Fat, Michelle yo and Zhang Ding ding Ding.

[E]

DJ Prek, what is Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon?

[D]

That is correct.

[B]

Look at Pre win on his birthday, everybody.

[D]

Damn. Thank you.

[B]

Thank you.

[D]

You know he went to film school.

[B]

That chat GPT is a son of a. When it's w being used right, isn't it? Pre K, Good job, Charles. Thank you, sir.

[D]

Now you cheated, cuz you.

[B]

Who the hell knows kung fu people. I know. I was gonna do a joke when say Pai May.

[D]

Well, I. I try to save the.

[E]

Hard ones for the Wu Tang Clan growing up, that's what.

[B]

Exactly, right? Wu Tang Clan.

[D]

Save the hard questions for the bones.

[B]

Did they do martial arts?

[E]

Well, their name is.

[B]

I mean, I understand, but I didn't know if they actually had some skills.

[D]

Well, they.

[E]

That's what they got their name from was. You know all the kung fu films.

[B]

They used to watch. Did they sing? Hey, we want some poontang now.

[E]

That you're thinking of 2 Live Crew.

[B]

That's right. That's different.

[D]

Very similar.

[E]

Every song that Wu Tang has done, I cannot play.

[B]

Can you even give me a title of any?

[E]

Sure, Cream.

[B]

That's one I don't remember.

[E]

Wu Tang ain't nothing to F with.

[B]

Okay, we'll be back in just a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf. This is our little ditty. We also have a video going up. We. We try to do a video every week on our new YouTube channel. Not new. It's two years old at noon. And Braden did an excellent recap of last week's show. And if you couldn't make it, I suggest you watch it. I have not seen it yet, but I love his editing style. He moves it along really well. And he's been a instrumentation in the growth of our YouTube channel lately.

[D]

Killer.

[B]

So that. And then.

[C]

Do you want to load the phones for the truth? Coming up.

[B]

Yeah. Yes. You want to explain that?

[C]

Sure, Bob.

[D]

All you gotta do is tell us what you think's going on. You know, maybe. Maybe somebody's told you you can't handle the truth. We do the truth on this show where we open up the phone lines wide, let you call in and tell us what you think is the truth. You just say anything you want. You got a few seconds. Don't be ready. Don't say, how you doing? Right. Just, hello, caller. The truth is blank. Do that with us.

[B]

Give them an example real quick. You're just so. Everybody gets it. So I understand.

[D]

The truth is, ducks are untrustworthy.

[B]

Okay. There you go. Call in right now, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And we will open up our national syndication radio network for you to speak your truth.

[C]

Great.

[B]

No, don't say hi. Don't say, love the show. Don't say, John looks stupid today. Just tell it. Because we're gonna get as many men as we can on bareback. Yeah, We're back.

[A]

Back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Occurred all across America. Los Angeles, Phoenix, Houston, Dallas, Nashville, San Diego, Las Vegas, New Orleans, Oklahoma City, Austin, Denver, and available to the rest of the [e-mail] or john claywolf.com and it's showtime.

[B]

We're going to do the truth. We're going to go right now. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If you don't know what that is, just listen to these guys. It'll make sense when I take you to the air. Please, no pleasantries. No hey, how are you doing? Let's just hit it and quit it, Joe Hefty. Because I love you too much. Stupid.

[F]

I heard Turley and Bennett. The truth. Wolf Pack out.

[B]

Dennis Dallas dead.

[F]

Caught it.

[B]

Des did catch it. That's a true is.

[E]

You gotta say the truth is.

[B]

Craig, you're up.

[F]

The truth is the Dallas Cowboys are an exceptional football team and they're going to the Super Bowl.

[B]

That is not the truth. That is a lie. Frank in Las Vegas.

[F]

Yes, Frank in Las Vegas. Okay, I'm queuing favor for a friend. She's got a 78 Super Beetle.

[B]

Steve are the president of our fan club up in Pennsylvania. Rico Suave. What's the truth?

[F]

The truth is I'm your man for the Philly GMTV office.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Philip in Pennsylvania. Go.

[F]

The truth is, NRT is a house of pain.

[B]

Okay. He's talking about down in Houston. Queen in Nashville.

[D]

Go.

[G]

The truth is, every romantic relationship that I've had, the guy always chooses the stalkers. And the truth is, you can find me at Queen of the Juice Juicy on X. Oh, boy.

[B]

Thank you. Queen of the Juicy on X. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Scott. Lake Charles. Go.

[F]

The truth is, the rally was phenomenal. My gumbo was phenomenal. And Ms. Amy needs to be thanked for keeping you in line.

[B]

Dude. Thank you, Scott. Okay. Palm Springs, California. The oh. Pre K just put them on hold. Reed in Kansas City. Go.

[E]

The truth is, UFOs are real. Okay.

[B]

Heidi and Houston, go.

[G]

Hey, thank you for calling out my radio station 94 Father Buzz. And thank you for directing your co host, Teresa. Rock face is from Houston. And yes, I opened my first beer at 9:00am thank you.

[B]

You're welcome. I'm glad. The truth is you're an alcoholic. Crane in Huntington Beach, California. Go. Crane in Huntington Beach. Are there curtain. Palm Springs, California. Go.

[F]

Piss on YouTube.

[B]

Go to Rumble John in Kansas City. Go.

[F]

Truth is, Patrick Mahomes is going to be watching the super bowl from the comfort of his living room.

[D]

Ouch.

[B]

Ouch. Ouch. Unfortunately, I think you speak the truth. Big dog in Austin, Texas. Go.

[C]

Hey.

[F]

The truth is the Maggies are dumb asses and they're gonna get their ass kicked.

[B]

Wow. And the truth is that comment was pointed to Michael Turley. Thanks, Captain Jack. St. Petersburg. Go.

[F]

I gotta tell you, I love you and you're the greatest. And happy birthday, Pre K. Thank you.

[B]

That's the truth. Sounds like Victor Sandoval in Mission Hills, California. Go.

[D]

We want Hoo Ha.

[F]

Hoo Ha Hoo Ha. Hoo ha. Hoo ha.

[B]

I'm confused. Robert and Garland. Go.

[F]

Robert wants to be a dictator.

[B]

Trump. Wait, one more time.

[F]

Donald Trump wants to be a dictator.

[B]

Okay, that one was pointed to JD Ryan.

[C]

Bring it.

[E]

30 seconds left.

[B]

All right. On that bit.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Charles, Go.

[F]

The truth is, that guy that just said the Cowboys were going to the super bowl needs to put down the crack pipe.

[B]

Crab in California. Go.

[F]

The truth is, Pre K needs to play the Super Bowl.

[B]

Corpus Christi. No name. Go.

[F]

Hello.

[B]

You're on.

[F]

Hello. Truth is Heavy Metal Cycles drinks Irish whiskey at Walnut Springs.

[B]

There you go.

[F]

All right.

[B]

All right. Did you come. Did you come out last weekend? He boogied. Okay.

[D]

Totally Greek.

[B]

Well, that was an interesting little segment. Good participation around the country. That always makes you feel special. Special, special. That's what we're going for.

[D]

Because you're good enough, you're kind enough.

[F]

Darn it.

[B]

People like you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. One more. Kevin in Pennsylvania. Go.

[F]

Hey. Truth is, you have the best show on radio. And happy birthday, Pre K. Thank you.

[E]

Have to play one of his songs.

[B]

We should. Yeah. It is Prek's birthday. He's 35 and he still lives with his mom and he's got a broke down car at his. At her house. He bought a. He bought a hoopty from me about three years ago. Hey, Prek, what up? As a birthday present. I'm not going to offer to buy it, but I would like to let you know that I think that your Cadillac has risen in value since it's been on blocks for the past 10 years. Okay.

[D]

Bet.

[B]

Yeah. It's like a 30,000 mile two, right?

[E]

Yes. It's a 1990 L dog with about 40 on it.

[B]

Oh, you put a little click on it. Okay. Because it had three on the front of the odo and we got it.

[E]

Yeah, around there. I didn't get a lot out of it.

[B]

Where is it sitting as we speak?

[E]

It's sitting in my driveway at your mom's crib. Yeah.

[B]

All right. Collecting a little bit of dirt, but.

[E]

It'S still beautiful to me.

[B]

Well, I would if I were you, I would get that thing cleaned up and we'll sell it at our next classic and collector sale. And for your birthday, I'll do that free of charge on the house. Oh, look at that. There you go. Restore a hooptie. It's like Pimp My Ride. Yeah.

[E]

This could be a new show, actually.

[B]

Black version.

[E]

Restore a hooptie.

[B]

Restore a hooptie. Yeah. Well, that's not A new show. That's an old show. Wouldn't pimp my ride and overhaul and all that crap.

[E]

Was that.

[B]

Sorry, Chip.

[E]

Were they hoopties?

[D]

You know, we did a deal with a jingle we made. Just like the kids. Something commercial. One, age 77. Pimp My Ride for Pre K. He.

[B]

Did the voiceover for. Oh, that's right.

[E]

That's awesome. Restore his hoopdy.

[B]

You want.

[E]

Here's a song. Is a Saddle up is gonna be on the new album, right? Pre K. Oh, yeah. Electric Blue coming next week. Oh, look at that. Next week it's out.

[B]

It's a birthday song.

[E]

Brought back Cadillac. Giddy up and go now. Get buck. Saddle up. Have another go around.

[B]

That's what I should do to that radio station. If they want us back, they gotta play a song.

[C]

There you go.

[D]

There you go.

[E]

Hey, I'm with it.

[B]

Oh, that was that. That is a. What's that show? I Am Important Indecent Proposal.

[D]

Oh, yeah, that's funny.

[E]

Hey, who knows? They might just dig it.

[B]

They might just dig it. Where do they find you, Pre K?

[E]

Oh, man. All you got to do is go to smashsquad world.com, baby.

[G]

Get it.

[B]

Go do a split up on the pole.

[E]

Oh, wait a minute. A boat scoop buggy with a little wiggle in it. I say, oh, now wait an hour. Shouty is the bomb. Like a keg of gunpowder.

[B]

I think on the. Thank you, Prek. On the wall of Shame. I think I should have all the Kardashians.

[E]

They don't have jerseys, though.

[B]

Yeah, they gotta have jerseys.

[E]

It's got to be sports.

[B]

It's just so messed up, you know? O.J. is Chloe's dad, right? And then Homegirl. And then they all went black. Everyone up except Courtney. And then the dad turned into a woman.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, this is something else.

[E]

Keep it.

[B]

Keep it.

[E]

An athlete, though, disturbs me that you.

[C]

Know so much about the Kardashians.

[B]

How many. How many kids did Courtney have?

[C]

Oh, God, Really?

[B]

Do you know how many kids Courtney have? Five or four. She's like octo mom. 3. All the same baby daddy. Oh, are any of them. Are they all white daddies? Hey, it's just a question, man. I'm not passing judgment on anybody. They're just very. I mean, they check every box on the Affirmative action.

[D]

Not anymore.

[B]

All of them. All of them step siblings. Yeah. Okay. We will see you next Saturday. Thanksgiving. Saturday. It looks like we're gonna do a live show.

[A]

I love her so bad, but she treats me like.

[G]

Like a penitentiary.

[D]

The John Clay Wolf show has been a presentation of givemetheven.com from the Westwood One Radio Network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show.