#532 John Clay Wolfe Show 11.29.25

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #532

Date: November 29, 2025
Podcast Theme: Post-Thanksgiving car talk, wild storytelling, and unfiltered banter about cars, sports, sex, drugs, rock & roll, and whatever else comes to mind—as long as it won’t get the FCC involved.

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Episode Overview

This action-packed, irreverent Thanksgiving weekend show is classic John Clay Wolfe: high-energy, loosely structured, endlessly entertaining, and hilariously inappropriate. With car bidding, candid takes on celebrity gossip, wild after-hours stories, and the regular cast’s questionable wisdom, it’s a post-holiday breakfast for fans looking for laughs, headshakes, and maybe a few car-buying tips.

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Cast of Characters

• John Clay Wolfe (JCW): The ringleader, car guru, and fearless moderator.
• Bobbo: JCW’s comedic foil and resident wild card with a story for everything.
• Michael Turley: The show’s enforcer and frequent deadpan commentator.
• DJ Pre K: Brings youthful energy, music references, and keeps things moving.
• Satan, the Prince of Darkness: A running gag—comic impersonator with “hot takes from hell.”
• Various guest callers, listeners, and mock-characters.

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Notable Segments & Discussions

1. Banter & Post-Thanksgiving Guilt

[01:49]

• The crew swap stories about overeating and holiday indulgence.
• JCW: “I feel like I gained 10 pounds in three days.”
• They segue to Jelly Roll’s dramatic weight loss (“Is it the shot or exercise?”), and plenty of speculative jokes about celebrities, their looks, and relationships.

2. Jelly Roll & Bunny X.O. Go Off Script

[02:21]

• The crew riff on musician Jelly Roll's marriage and rumors about his wife, Bunny X.O., possibly going to jail.
• Audio clip from Bunny's podcast: “You guys, I'm going to jail.”
• Bobbo & Turley spiral into a “dating a stripper/porno star” bit, triggering wild anecdotes.
• Bobbo: “I used to be a very promiscuous person.”
• Conversation spirals hilariously into the realities of dating strippers—including stories about awkward after-hours, lap dances, and stripper schedules.

3. Strippers and Lap Dances: The College Years

[05:59]

• Michael recounts bringing strippers home from the bar in college (“got back, did karaoke, got hungry, then they left with someone else!”).
• JCW dubs Turley “Turley the pimp.”
• Classic lines:
  • Bobbo: “Somebody better buy me a cheeseburger.” [07:00]
  • Turley: “I’m getting wiggly.”

4. Car Bids, Negotiations, and Insanity

[09:20]

• Call-ins from across the country to bid on cars: classic K5 Blazers, GMC Jimmys, Nissan pickups, Camaros…
• JCW’s brutally honest: “No, your 350 engine isn’t worth 40 grand. Period. End of story.” [10:10]
• Turley skewers callers: “Are you a tweaker?”
• Mini-rants about classic car overpricing and “meth is popular”—especially when callers get squirrely with prices.

5. Holiday Cockfighting Bust: Cluck Norris Returns

[19:06]

• News of deputies busting a 74-rooster cockfighting ring in Texas—a chance for the show’s regular rooster/Latino characters (“Cluck Norris”) and over-the-top accents:
• Turley: “The good news is we saved Cluck Norris!”
• Bobbo: “There's nothing better than a cockfight on a holiday weekend... put the cocks in the barn.”
• Extended chicken banter, double-entendres, and some satirical commentary on animal cruelty and cultural stereotypes.

6. Neighborhood Goat-on-the-Loose Story

[25:39]

• Viral story from Detroit: a runaway goat (“Smoke”) terrifies the block.
• Highlight Clip [26:46]:
  • “He scared the female out of me!”—local guy, after fleeing the amorous goat.
• JCW & Bobbo riff on goat behavior and neighborhood animals, hitting a peak with:
  • Turley: “They butt you first and knock you over, then hump you.” [27:09]

7. YouTube Growth & Blowing Up the Plaque

[29:00]

• Wilf Pack cult status—JCW giddy over subscriber numbers (“When we hit 100k, I’m blowing up the YouTube Silver Play Button with Tannerite!”).
• Tangents about dangerous backyard exploding, gender reveal fails, and whether to blow up the plaque or a car.
• JCW: “Because I’m a prick.” [30:07]

8. Coffee Enema Deep-Dive

[38:40]

• The bizarre health trend of coffee enemas—played for laughs with a mock-clip of addicted Florida couple.
• Turley’s play-by-play: “You put the nozzle in your rectum, hold it up—the pressure grows in your lower intestine...that’s the freaky part.” [39:52]
• JCW admits to past radio “wine enemas” (“It’s a gentle buzz...”). [42:17]
• Endless butt/colonoscopy jokes.

9. Rapid-Fire Car Lightning Round

[51:14, 122:35, 123:49]

• Callers from across the country try to sell their cars on-air.
• JCW and Turley give quick, no-BS valuations and advice:
  • “Vipers aren’t as hot as you think, bud.”
  • “$11,000, that’s what I’m paying—take it or leave it.”
  • Longtime listeners know: expect jokes about condition, backstories, and questionable previous owners.

10. Thanksgiving Wrap-Up & Community Callouts

[102:12]

• Listeners call in about the show’s rumored end in June:
  • “The truth is: when you quit doing this show on Saturday, I'm gonna start doing meth.” [136:19]
  • “The truth is this show, when it goes away, is gonna destroy my life.” [136:39]
• Reverend Charles delivers a meandering Thanksgiving grace, culminating in a long ode to the powers of parquet margarine.

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• JCW: “No, your 350 engine isn’t worth 40 grand. Period. End of story.” [10:10]
• Caller (about whiskey): “My wife is a whore.” [03:56]
• On cockfighting bust:
  • Turley: “We saved Cluck Norris!” [19:06]
  • Bobbo: “There’s nothing better than a cockfight on a holiday weekend... put the cocks in the barn.” [20:19]
• On coffee enemas:
  • Turley: “Nothing like a grande colon cleanse. The only Starbucks where they don’t ask your name, they ask your temperature.” [40:07]
• JCW (about YouTube plaque): “Because I’m a prick.” [30:07]
• Listener chorus: “You lost a listener!”—when someone complains (even as lines are full).
• Random wisdom: “Meth is pretty popular.” [16:39]
• Reverend Charles’ prayer: “Melt two cups of Parquet and pour on a turkey—what happens? Even dead and cooked for dinner, the turkey says amen.” [105:26]

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Sports Talk & Gambling Picks

(Around [88:19] and [90:57])

• The show covers recent football games (Cowboys, Chiefs, college matchups).
• JCW and DJ Pre K make casual friendly bets, with plenty of regional bias and trash talk.
• Tangents about sports history, family fan loyalties, and why some teams (and quarterbacks) don't deserve the hype.

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Show Announcements & Community

• JCW announces the probable end of the radio show after 20 years (“I’m quitting next June...but we’ll ‘pivot’ somehow. Probably YouTube and online.”) [112:11]
• Event plugs: Car-B-Q, Walnut Springs Motorcycle Rally, Adam Carolla shows, Ted Nugent’s birthday concert.
• YouTube and in-person community (the Wolf Packers) get multiple shout-outs for carrying the show forward (“Post this link, get off your ass, let’s get these numbers up!”) [28:28]

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“Black, White, Latino, or Other” Game

[128:18]

• Pre K presents a “guess-the-background-of-this-criminal” segment.
• Answer: White guy (“Whiter than whitest white.”) with “all gas, no brakes” tattoo—another quintessentially Wolf Show moment.

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Listener Truth Round: "You Can't Handle the Truth"

[135:26, starts at 136:19]

• Callers share rapid-fire truth bombs, from praise to threats, to pure nonsense:
  • “The truth is, we need another year of the show.”
  • “The truth is that marijuana is a hell of a drug.”
  • “The truth is, this show has run its course.”
  • “It's gumbo season again.”

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Final Segments

• “Mail from Jail”: Letter asking for prison puppy program. [139:54]
• JCW and friends praise the Wolf Pack community and reflect on a “good run.” [108:21]
• Final car bids, jokes, and an open invite for up-and-coming comics to play Walnut Springs.

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End of Show

JCW and the crew wrap up with the traditional thanks, shouts to fans, and anticipation for future content—on air, in person, and online.

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Episode Highlights by Timestamp

| Time | Segment/Topic | Notable Quotes/Recap | |---------|------------------------------------|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:49 | Holiday Guilt & Jelly Roll | “I feel like I gained 10 pounds in three days.” | | 03:03 | Bunny X.O., Dating Strippers | “Did you ever date a stripper?” | | 09:20 | Car Lightning Round | “What engine’s in it? 350? Not worth 40 grand. Period.” | | 19:06 | Cockfighting Bust & Cluck Norris | “We saved Cluck Norris!” | | 25:39 | Goat On the Run | “He scared the female out of me!” | | 29:00 | YouTube: 100k & Blowing Up Plaque | “Because I’m a prick.” | | 38:40 | Coffee Enema Explainer | “Nothing like a grande colon cleanse...” | | 51:14 | Car Bids Resume | “You need retail, go put a for sale sign on them.” | | 102:12 | Show Ending/Listener Calls | “I’m planning on quitting...going to pivot somehow.” | | 136:19 | “Truth Is” Rapid-Fire Listener Hits| “The truth is, when you quit, I’m gonna start doing meth.” | | 139:54 | Mail from Jail | Inmate asks for prison puppy program |

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The John Clay Wolfe Show #532: A Thanksgiving Blowout

It’s the hangover breakfast you expect from JCW’s crew—a boozy buffet of tasteless jokes, wacky call-ins, honest car deals, and rock & roll banter. Perfect for fans, vinyl collectors, car nuts, sports cranks, and everyone who thinks traditional talk radio takes itself way too seriously.

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Show Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show with John Clay Wolf. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio now.

[Bobbo]

He's a genius.

[Show Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the main stage.

[Bobbo]

Rock and roll post Thanksgiving weekend, everybody. Nice to see you. It's your Uncle Bobbo here in the big chair for hour number two. Nice to see my friend J.D. ryan right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

How you doing, man?

[Bobbo]

Kids. Piccolo. Kids. Piccolo Rome in the studio.

[DJ Pre K]

He's shutting the blinds.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can catch it all on jcwshow.com and watch our YouTube stream, the Colonel.

[Bobbo]

Michael Turley.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael Turley.

[Bobbo]

Keeping us all between the lines because, my God, thank goodness, we need a little sanity.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know about you guys, but I feel like I gained 10 pounds in three days. Do you just eat crap? But speaking of weight, do you see how much weight Jelly Roll has lost?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, dude, like taking the shot.

[Michael Turley]

That'll do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it the shot?

[Michael Turley]

I'm sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he says it's exercising.

[Michael Turley]

Whatever.

[Bobbo]

He's doing a lot of working out and stuff. But yeah, maybe the shot. He looks like Dale from King of the Hill.

[Michael Turley]

I think he's gonna go homosexual.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not gonna go.

[Michael Turley]

He certainly looked like a homosexual.

[DJ Pre K]

What does a homosexual look like?

[Michael Turley]

You would certainly know now that he's lost £500 anyways.

[John Clay Wolf]

All shaved and everything. You just heard about his wife maybe going to jail? No, Bunny X. Is it Bunny XO or Bunny xo? Anyway, announced this week she may be going to jail. Here's what she said on her latest Dumb Blonde podcast. Cut number four, Michael.

[Michael Turley]

You guys, I'm going to jail.

[Bobbo]

What happened was I got a ticket.

[Michael Turley]

In 2020 in Alabama. I'm driving, I get pulled over by this I officer. And so he runs my license and he comes back and he goes, do you know that your license is suspended? And I was like, what?

[Caller/Listener]

It looks like your girl is going.

[Michael Turley]

To have to go book herself in. And if I do, you guys have seen all my past mug shots, right? I'm going in glammed, baby, and I'm going to vlog it.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. That would be the worst feeling in the world knowing you have to turn yourself into the cops.

[Bobbo]

It's so hot.

[Michael Turley]

Bob, did you ever date a stripper? Like for real? Like where you went to the strip club, you saw her naked, you saw people. You her giving lap dances to people and then you went home with her.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, we ran around a bit.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that's fine. I'm not judging.

[Bobbo]

I used to be a very promiscuous person.

[Michael Turley]

I'm just trying to figure out how he could watch her get log dogged on porn films. And then like they're like out to eat and some guy walks away. Hey, really like that film, right? And Bun Bunny xxo. I was wondering if you want to make another five grand a night. You know, go log dog me and my old lady and Jelly Roll sitting there all fat bastard. And then she's like, well, I really don't do that. He said, how about 10? Well, okay, honey. Jelly fat Boy, I'll be back in a bit.

[Bobbo]

Hey, I won't tell you where to put the smart money right now because.

[Michael Turley]

My wife's a whore.

[Bobbo]

You know what I mean?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

I was saying it to you one time. I was like, I love you. So she was with another couple of guys in the next room. They should have called her exo blanco from the Bronx, not a street walking whore. High price escort, the same damn thing here I'm dying of fatness and face tattoos and she's getting it on for money. She quit.

[John Clay Wolf]

She did quit.

[Michael Turley]

Maybe I just don't understand the lifestyle. That's what I was asking you, Bob. Oh, no, no, don't take you there.

[Bobbo]

No, I'd be weird. I'd be weird about it.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, but I mean when, when you're, when you're dating a girl that's a stripper and you're in there and she's giving lap dances, you don't. Do you like it? This is, Were you like, did you get your old mule out of the barn?

[Bobbo]

We had a wonderful time. This is a delicate. This is A delicate dynamic. Because you don't literally technically date a stripper.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

They work till 3 o' clock at night. You know what I mean?

[DJ Pre K]

There's a stripper calling him right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob's phone.

[Bobbo]

Is that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what that is.

[Bobbo]

They don't have any schedule.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear to my.

[Michael Turley]

Why didn't you meet us at Denny's? We were there from 2:30 to 3:30.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Thank God we found some other suckers to pay for it since you didn't show up.

[John Clay Wolf]

A stripper shows up somewhere. Sure she did. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You don't take her to dinner in a movie. It's not that level of dating. No, you hang around and you. You work till. Till two.

[Michael Turley]

2:30.

[Bobbo]

So did you.

[Michael Turley]

Was one married. Was that Oklahoma girl?

[Bobbo]

I never married a strip. She could have been. She's a lovely thing.

[Michael Turley]

Right?

[Bobbo]

She. She came up here with me one time. My first wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[Michael Turley]

Turley, did you ever date a stripper?

[DJ Pre K]

I could tell you just like, no.

[Michael Turley]

His wife is listening.

[Bobbo]

He's like, well, he can't cop to it here. I mean, he can't cop here.

[DJ Pre K]

No, I would never. No, no, no. I was around it enough to know that there's no way in hell I could have the patience to put up with that crap. There's just no.

[Michael Turley]

Carter and I took a couple of strippers home from New Orleans nights. One night we did. And then how did it. All I know is like we got back to the houses in college. We went by the bar that was closed that we owned and we got up and did karaoke. He kind of looked like Eddie Vedder and he was singing Even Flow on the stage. This is probably four in the morning. Sounds like a normal thing that would do that. Two young college men that own their own bar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Own a bar.

[Michael Turley]

Would take the strippers back to their bar after hours. And then we went back to his house and they got hungry. Imagine them being hungry. Yeah. And then we're going to go to Waterburger. They're going to go to Waterburger. Long story short, some other guy came over and picked him up and took them somewhere and I figured it was you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley the pimp.

[Michael Turley]

That's what it was. I mean, they. I mean, okay. I mean, I'm so. That's my stripper story.

[Bobbo]

Somebody better buy me a cheeseburgers.

[Michael Turley]

I'm getting wiggly.

[John Clay Wolf]

You getting wiggy?

[Michael Turley]

I'm getting wiggly.

[Bobbo]

I need cheeseburger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, three.

[Michael Turley]

Hi, boys. How's your Thanksgiving weekend?

[John Clay Wolf]

We sure missed You?

[Bobbo]

I've already grossed 19,000 since Wednesday morning.

[Michael Turley]

Where do you work your leg on on Thanksgiving holidays? Just at the club or do you do private engagements or do family engagements? How does it work?

[Bobbo]

You know, we have the Incels now.

[Caller/Listener]

Do you know how the Incels.

[Michael Turley]

These are poor, sad guys, usually slightly.

[Bobbo]

Overweight, who are big fans of like, World of Warcraft.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, and we can't get a girlfriend. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller/Listener]

And they usually will get you on a website.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

I suggest only fans since they threw.

[Bobbo]

The back page away.

[Michael Turley]

It's terrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

They did get rid of it.

[Caller/Listener]

Exotic dancers can pose as escorts and.

[Bobbo]

Take the men out for a day.

[Caller/Listener]

And have a wonderful time and then get busy in the head.

[Bobbo]

And I have to go home.

[Michael Turley]

I'm sick.

[Bobbo]

I have to take my medication. $19,000.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you very much.

[Bobbo]

Good night.

[Michael Turley]

Do you still have a cocaine problem?

[Caller/Listener]

No. I know where to get plenty, thank you.

[Michael Turley]

Hannah, good to see you again.

[Caller/Listener]

Slip me down.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, would you. Can you. Could y' all please put Andrew on hold? Pre K, You've been talking to him for an hour and a half. If you put him on hold, I could take him to the air. It'd be an interesting concept. I'd enjoy it.

[DJ Pre K]

I think the guy's still talking.

[Michael Turley]

I think Andrew would enjoy it. Hey, Pre K, could you put Andrew on hold? There you go.

[Bobbo]

I mean.

[Caller/Listener]

I mean, it's got some roll bar in it. I got a soft top and a hard top that comes with it.

[Michael Turley]

Let me tell you what Melba toast is packing here. Let me tell you what Melba toast is packing right here.

[Caller/Listener]

I've got 411 posi track out back.

[Michael Turley]

750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake over 30, 11 to 1 pop up pistons, turbo muscle. Andrew, are you a tweaker? Tweaker?

[Caller/Listener]

I mean, don't think I am. What?

[Michael Turley]

We just talking a lot. Just. Oh, that wasn't you. That was Matthew McConaughey. Okay, so it says you've got an 86 gym.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm just getting going, man. Nobody's at my house. I'm chilling at the house. My dog, the family's out of the house. I'm excited. We got football today.

[Michael Turley]

It is exciting day. Merry Christmas. Happy Thanksgiving. 86 GMC, Jimmy. Which for you guys, that's a K5 Blazer. No. Now it says you think that the Odo's been rolled over. You have two other blazers. Why would you want to sell this one? Wait a minute. You want 40 or 50 grand? Is that what this is?

[Caller/Listener]

Because I Found another toy I like.

[Michael Turley]

But why do you think this rig is worth 40 or 50 grand?

[Caller/Listener]

You hadn't seen it?

[Michael Turley]

Well, tell me. I mean without long detail like does. I can answer this question. 1. I can answer the value problem in one question. What engine is in it?

[Caller/Listener]

All right, well, it's a 350.

[Michael Turley]

No, it's not worth 40 grand period in the story. So if we're going to go forward and keep moving down into the next room, we've got to get right on the price. If you cannot get right on the price, I cannot continue on without a credit card.

[Caller/Listener]

Before. I. I didn't want to talk to you without you seeing pictures.

[Michael Turley]

I don't need to see pictures. I don't just don't need to see. No, you do. No, I don't.

[Show Announcer]

You do.

[Michael Turley]

Listen, it's got 87,000 mil on it. It you think the Odo's been rolled over. So it's 150 if it's fully restored and perfect, perfect, perfect. And it's lifted. And listen, here's what I know. I've got an LS swap, a nice one outside behind my back that you. You need to see pictures of. And it's 4 inch lift. It's this. That it's really pretty. And I would sell it for 35. And it's an LS swap. Yours is stock. If it had 13,000. If it had 13,000 miles on it. Stock. Yeah, we'd be keep. We'd move on to the next room. But at 40 to 50 grand, we're gonna stay right here in the waiting area. 25 grand. Give me a call. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Bobbo]

Now, what begs what bags explanation is and I'm just curious, do you think that's an 86?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I just bought that one out there for 25 grand with the LS swap.

[Bobbo]

Do you think that man never snorted a rail off the dash of that pickup truck?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, this morning it's snowing where he's at.

[Michael Turley]

He's. He's. But he's from North Carolina and that is the home of nascar are. And they're very exciting people. They're a very exciting tribe.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, they are. I don't think I want to pay that.

[Michael Turley]

Can you impersonate him?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Satan, the Prince of Darkness]

You do.

[DJ Pre K]

That's right.

[Michael Turley]

That's good. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just had to see the pictures.

[Bobbo]

You were supposed to talk to me.

[Michael Turley]

You know we were supposed to talk to you. I didn't want to talk to you before that picture. Well, how is I going to see pictures when we're on the radio?

[DJ Pre K]

You need to see pictures right now. Right now. You got to see them right now.

[Michael Turley]

I'm bringing them over right now.

[Bobbo]

Seeing Monkey man by the Rolling Stones.

[Michael Turley]

Coming up next is the lightning round, where you call in and I bid cars on the radio. Get real on prices and we'll do business. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio is the calling number. YouTube, Charlotte, North Carolina, Greensboro, RAM, Winston, Salem, all over the south. Good morning, California. How the hell are y'?

[John Clay Wolf]

All?

[Michael Turley]

Texas. We don't talk about Texas enough. How about them cowboys? We'll be right back. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. The lightning round is coming up, so call in during this music break, and I will bid your car in the air.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com hit him up for right now, 1-800-800-radio. 1800, 800 radio. This is the John.

[Michael Turley]

Where was the shooting on black Friday in California? San Jose. San Jose. Black Friday's back. Yeah. All right. Walker in round Rock. He's trying to buy a 02 Dodge half ton. Ask is 11,000. What do you think it's worth, Walker? That's not what I do. I just bid cars to buy them. But 11,000 for an old Dodge, nothing is too much. I'd give eight.

[Caller/Listener]

Gotcha.

[Michael Turley]

All right. Joe in Pittsburgh.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, good morning, everybody. I just wanted to call and say happy Thanksgiving. Hope you guys had a good one with your families and everything. Yeah, I appreciate. Yeah, I'm thankful. I'm appreciate you guys opening a show with Elton John. I really like Elton John, but, you know. You know what they say about him. You probably heard it a million times.

[Michael Turley]

I heard that he. He's great on the piano, but he sucks on the organ.

[Caller/Listener]

He sucks on the organ.

[Michael Turley]

There you go. There you go. Warner in South Carolina. 74 dotson two 80Z, 260Z or 280Z? 260 needs air. It just sounds just by the sound of your voice. It sounds like it needs paint, too.

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, it's original. Original owner. It did do one repaint.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

I was wrong. It was. It's about 40, 000 miles on it. I got it from the original owner. He had it from the day he bought it from the Datsun dealership.

[Michael Turley]

All right, what's wrong with it? If anything.

[Caller/Listener]

Needs vintage air, right?

[Michael Turley]

Or Just be a man and drive around with the windows down in your. In your shirt open.

[Caller/Listener]

I ain't trying to sweat.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I'm all right.

[Caller/Listener]

I can have wearing the shirt.

[Michael Turley]

Let's not get weird. It's a holiday weekend. We don't have to get weird. Who's got to get weird? Morty? You're the one making this weird, not me. When we went from Elton John sucking on an organ to unite. I like weird is what he says. How much is this car?

[Caller/Listener]

I thought you were making the office.

[Michael Turley]

Nah, I was, but then you made it weird, so I'm gonna let you start.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm not gonna bid against myself.

[Michael Turley]

Well, you're not gonna bid against yourself, so I'll start it. Does three grand buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

Which tire you want?

[Michael Turley]

The one that's worth $14. So? So what buys it? Okay, so you got up this morning on the radio on Thanksgiving, you find some goofballs that are actually live and not pre recorded, and you just want to stroke me off. You just want to play. So when you call, you call about a $74 that your neighbor had, you've got it, and you're obviously thinking about selling it, and you know that I buy them. So let's do something. How much is a. Some. Some.

[Caller/Listener]

35.

[Michael Turley]

35,000. No, no, you. You're higher than that. Than that dude. Are you the same dude that called in on the Jimmy a minute ago? Yep, he is. He is. All right, Warner, have a good man. Happy Turkey Day.

[Bobbo]

A lot of people don't realize.

[Michael Turley]

Go play some Elton John.

[Bobbo]

Meth is pretty popular.

[Michael Turley]

Turn on some Boogie Nights. Work on that curly mullet in the back. Watch some nascar. We'll be right back. Yes. We're live.

[Show Announcer]

This is the John Clay Wolf show. Check out the GMTV Garage YouTube channel, complete with live video stream at jcwshow.com.

[Michael Turley]

Mr. President, since you have become president, you've been seen and photographed on the.

[Caller/Listener]

Arms of white women.

[Michael Turley]

Quite frankly, sir, you've been courting an.

[Caller/Listener]

Awful lot of white women.

[Michael Turley]

Will this continue? As long as I can keep it up.

[Show Announcer]

Hey, the John Clay Wolf show has what you need. Yeah, you've heard about the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up 800-800-RODIO and check out the [e-mail] now John Clay.

[Michael Turley]

Now Bavo. That, my friend, is funny. Rock Row. That was good. I like it. We've got some interesting news this Thanksgiving. I love these holiday shows when we don't think anybody's listening, but our die hards are. And we can cut up hard, especially in the first hour before the kids are up because, you know, they're all asleep. I, I called yell at my all. I called yell at one of my kids this morning. He didn't answer. So I called another one that was just like not guilty of anything. Just yell at him. And he didn't answer. Then I called the third one to yell at him because I was mad about the other two not answering. He didn't answer. None of the kids are up. Yep. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

So we have some breaking news, ladies and gentlemen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my favorite topics.

[Michael Turley]

Deputies in. In my hometown, I was born and raised, well, in Fort Worth, but anyway, Johnson County.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Joco Deputy. This is from my heart. This is why I love the country. This story here. This is why I'm out here. This is why we're all out here in the middle of nowhere in the country to be with these people. Deputies, rescue not one, not two, but 74 roosters, arrest 25 suspects after uncovering not a small, but a large alleged fighting operation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Michael Turley]

In North Texas. Now the good news is, is that we, they saved Cluck Norris.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, great.

[Satan, the Prince of Darkness]

He knew.

[DJ Pre K]

He was a part of it.

[Michael Turley]

Jaime is here. Cluck is here. We're gonna have a first hand account of what happened. Cluck Norris. Good morning. How are you, sir? There he is.

[Bobbo]

You know, John, I'm just happy to see you all again. I don't know how I'm feeling in the. That a rooster could fall into up here in Johnson County. I don't even understand. We've been. There've been seven, eight of us escape every day. Been looking around. We've been eating squirrels, we've been eating dogs. We've been eating cars. If we can get enough fender off just to make a man feel better.

[Michael Turley]

That sounds like a line out of a Blondie song.

[Bobbo]

Let me tell you one thing. Like a cock gets hungry. And if I see all these people passing by pretending not to see us eating a dog in the yard, how shame do you think we are? And they've taken the opportunity to resist cooperation. All you gotta do is call the animal control and say we got cockfighting in Johnson County.

[Michael Turley]

There's nothing better than a cockfight on a holiday weekend. I mean, that's what Thanksgiving's all about. But the turkeys on the plate, put the cocks in the barn.

[Bobbo]

There's sanctioned cock fighting. And you got these other deals going on with old what say little bitty pretty boy Jaime, Danny. And he's a different kind of manager than Roy Was.

[Michael Turley]

Hello, Hello. Gluck Norris is my. He's not the cops cock. He's my cock. He's been my cock. He's a beautiful black and I've had him for years. And I do not appreciate the fact that I had to pay my hard earned 7,000 pesos to get my black cluck Norris out of the Johnson county jail.

[Bobbo]

Oh, on Thanksgiving. May I retort?

[Michael Turley]

Thanksgiving is I am a Mexican American. I'm not a Mexican anymore. I'm a Mexican American. I'm celebrating Thanksgiving. I celebrate the pilgrims in the turkey.

[Bobbo]

Well, you celebrate your American. This all you want. Take it up with a big black someday I'll tell you all about it. You rattled off 7,000 pesos like that. You know what that is? That's $4American. $4. What's a. What's a rooster gonna do with $4? Let me think. Corn or pretty little hen? Well, pretty little hens is 39 now. You might as well buy the corn and hope for something better. That's why we escape every day. Amy.

[Michael Turley]

Deputies arrested over two dozen people, rescued 74 roosters after breaking up an alleged cockfighting operation on Thanksgiving Day in Alvarado, Texas, says the Johnson County Sheriff's office. Authorities said deputies responded at 11am so they weren't going to celebrate Thanksgiving Day Thursday to report possible animal cruelty and illegal cockfighting in Deborah Drive. When deputies arrived, a large group of Mexicans scattered and tried. No. A large group of people scattered and tried to flee. The sheriff's Office said approximately 25 individuals were detained, none of them had papers, and three juveniles found at the scene were. Were riding bicycles that were lowered. H. What?

[Bobbo]

Of course.

[Michael Turley]

I'm just reading the news. Okay, so anyway, there's your fighting Thanksgiving story. It's a beautiful one. This is the Texoma fighting corridor we're in. I don't know if you know that.

[Bobbo]

I was born in Johnson county.

[Michael Turley]

Actually, it starts up there in Oklahoma and works its way down Waco, Texas. If you've never been to a fight, I suggest you do it next holiday season and take some good Hispanic friends. They'll show you the ropes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't go.

[Michael Turley]

It's illegal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. What do they do with the. When they're done? I mean, they got 74 locked up. What do they do with them? I mean, I just wondered.

[Michael Turley]

I can think of some bad jokes that might get me in trouble.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't do that.

[Michael Turley]

I'm gonna leave it alone. I'm gonna let your punchline hang right there. Just hang and fly away. Can cocks fly?

[Bobbo]

It's a shame in the modern day Harvey. Buying yourself. Ladies, your own fight will now cost you double because brothers are doing it for themselves.

[Michael Turley]

What about Harvey? Hold on. He's gonna finish.

[Bobbo]

Good day.

[Michael Turley]

As long as we're on this topic, I'd like to hear from Rush Limbaugh.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, does he have something on this in heaven, Right?

[Michael Turley]

Good morning, Rush.

[Bobbo]

Oh, let's, let's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you being quiet?

[DJ Pre K]

Let's not.

[Bobbo]

Let's not bring fighting to the attention of the authorities up here in heaven.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, okay.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Is that a side piece y' all have going?

[Bobbo]

It's an old fashioned thing. I picked it up a bit. You don't have to be a degenerate gambler. Didn't you enjoy a couple of cocks going at it?

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[Bobbo]

I got with a. I got with a friend, a legendary pilot. You probably heard of Ola. Charlie Lindbergh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure, sure.

[Bobbo]

Charlie Lindbergh taught me all about cockfighting. We're making a lot of money. There's a lot of. There's a lot of money in the cocks. Even in heaven. It's hard to say.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, we got to keep it on the lowdown.

[Bobbo]

Listen, that's St. Peter. Yeah, he's. He's a bit of a tight ass about it, I'll tell you.

[Michael Turley]

That was the book, though. I mean, somebody gets the. Gets the bookie. Cut the skim.

[Bobbo]

Well, we got a lot of friends, you know. G. Gordon Liddy was here. No, he was. I know. He was a Watergate plumber. As a Republican, I forgive him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And he's also a hell of an accountant and a real authority on opera. Opera, which is a. Yeah, well, we allow it. Great. Great attorney. Great attorney and an accountant. And there's a lot of money. There's a lot of old money here in heaven.

[Satan, the Prince of Darkness]

I don't know if you thought about it.

[Michael Turley]

Well, you made some sense.

[Bobbo]

Well, all the best people, right? So. Yeah, that's. But let's ixnay on the AK Fight.

[Michael Turley]

K. JD Real quick. JD Run. Thank you, Rush Limbaugh. Do we have any other quick news stories?

[John Clay Wolf]

We have one here. Speaking of animals, how about a goat that got away in a Detroit neighborhood? And that's really not the funny part. The funny part is the way this guy reacted to it. Danielle Scott was so terrified, he jumped on the roof of a car and screamed like a little girl. Cut. Number 10.

[DJ Pre K]

He scared the female out of me.

[Michael Turley]

You know what I'm saying?

[Bobbo]

I mean, look at him.

[Michael Turley]

Smokey here is a Neighborhood favorite.

[Caller/Listener]

And my mom running outside with a.

[Michael Turley]

Knife because she's so scared of animals. Girl was trying to hump us.

[Caller/Listener]

Go, go, go.

[John Clay Wolf]

The goat tried to humble.

[Bobbo]

It's an old neighborhood. Go. This and that's a Detroit store.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is Detroit.

[Bobbo]

The old goat is probably, you know, 19 years old. He's a big son of a guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've been around for a big black.

[Bobbo]

He's got his horns in the back. His name is Smoke.

[Michael Turley]

Smoke.

[Bobbo]

And Smoke don't like to stay inside the gate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course not.

[Bobbo]

So, and I looked up this whole story especially so the owner leaves it open just a little bit to let Smoke know he doesn't have to break it down, because he can break it down. If you just nudge the door, you can walk for a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

Watch out. Walk out free.

[Bobbo]

That man was not expecting Smoke to approach him in the street in Detroit. That's the best man scream I've heard. I mean, that sounds better than a real goat.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a good one.

[Michael Turley]

I'm a little confused. Why was that just all a bit, or was there a goat?

[John Clay Wolf]

That was the police audio from the guy screaming at the goat or screaming from the goat.

[Dean Stanfield]

Here it is.

[DJ Pre K]

He scared the female out of me.

[Caller/Listener]

You know what I'm saying?

[Bobbo]

I mean, look at him.

[Michael Turley]

Smokey here is a neighborhood favorite.

[Caller/Listener]

And my mom running outside with a.

[Michael Turley]

Knife, she's so scared of animals. Go. Trying to hump us.

[Caller/Listener]

Go, go, go.

[Michael Turley]

Did he say the goat is trying to hump us?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Have you ever been humped by a goat?

[Bobbo]

I haven't.

[Michael Turley]

I have.

[Bobbo]

I didn't know they did that.

[Michael Turley]

They do do that. They absolutely do that. They butt you first, but you first. And knock you over and then hump you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, sure.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[DJ Pre K]

That's how you do it, though, right? Isn't it?

[Michael Turley]

You put them first. I mean, it's, it's. It's a little primitive method. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf Is Thanksgiving weekend. We're having a good time. Be right back. Right here. Go to jcwshow.com if you want to watch the live stream on YouTube and the podcast goes up today about 4 o'. Clock. We have a video going up at noon Central today. And this is all brought to you by Gordon Boswell Flowers. If you pissed anybody off at Thanksgiving, I suggest you go to gordonboswellflowers.com and send makeup flowers. It always works. JCW show has the link to Gordon Boswell Flowers in America's best car buyer. Always give me the vin.com be right back.

[Show Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show. From coast to coast, the number one weekend morning show in America, heard in Miami, Washington, D.C. houston, Dallas, Nashville, Pittsburgh, Charlotte, Orlando, Cincinnati, New Orleans, Oklahoma City, Austin. And broadcasting to the rest of the [e-mail]. this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[Michael Turley]

You know, I'm looking at the YouTube chat. We only have 535 people on there right now.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

They're talking and meeting. You gotta understand the. These guys have moved on past us. They're a. They're a cult of their own. The Wolf Packers. Yeah, but guys, if you will take the link of this and post it on your social media and say, get off your ass, it's Thanksgiving Saturday, and watch this show. Let's grow the show a little bit. Let's see if we can get it up. Get it up. BBC BBC style this morning. Get the number up.

[DJ Pre K]

I've noticed the numbers growing afterwards. They're getting to 10,000 views per show.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, good.

[DJ Pre K]

Which is good. That's really good.

[Michael Turley]

The last week's video, we put ups, like, at 350,000 views.

[DJ Pre K]

That's.

[Michael Turley]

And then that one that I put up about the Ferrari is almost at a million. And then Rollins put his version of the Ferrari story up last week, and it's already almost to a million. Now we're. We're tagged on, so it's a heen. But anyway, that Ferrari story is working like I hope it would now.

[DJ Pre K]

We need to see the finished product.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I hear you. But he's put all the pressure on himself.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Which is great.

[Bobbo]

Thank goodness they're collating well, though, having the two videos up at the same time, I think.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that's.

[Bobbo]

That's how I experienced it.

[Michael Turley]

Got it re going. It got the other one re going. Anyway. Yeah, that's working well. Now, I ordered some tannerite because we're at 93, 000 subscribers on YouTube, and when we get to a hundred, we're going to get this thing from YouTube. That's a silver play button.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

You get this plaque from YouTube that says, Congratulations on a hundred thousand subs. Our company Christmas party is this Friday, and I have a feeling with the video that's going up today, we might get to it by then. Oh, you're gonna blow it up during the party? I'm gonna blow up the tannerite. I'm gonna blow up the YouTube plaque.

[John Clay Wolf]

We work so hard to get the plaque. Why are you blowing it up?

[Michael Turley]

Because I'm a prick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

That works. That works. So that would be fun. We have that to look forward to. We got that going for us. So, like. And do the subscribe thing on YouTube to make sure we get to a hundred thousand. We can blow it up next week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever done 10 right before?

[Michael Turley]

I did it last week in my nephew's gender reveal.

[John Clay Wolf]

How'd that work?

[Michael Turley]

It don't do it with a 30. 30 from 100 yards.

[Satan, the Prince of Darkness]

Why?

[Michael Turley]

Because that's not enough horsepower to get the good boom. We did the pink one. It was a pink one. Okay.

[Dean Stanfield]

He.

[Michael Turley]

He was the only one that knew.

[John Clay Wolf]

They should reveal it was a girl.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. So he. After we had to reload the gun three times. Oh, my brother was taking shots at it. Bradley, the father, was taking shots at it. He was hitting it, but it wasn't going off.

[John Clay Wolf]

It wasn't going off.

[Michael Turley]

And so it finally went off as kind of a puff. And then they went over to the blue and close and shot it with some velocity and it went off like a boom. It was good.

[DJ Pre K]

Did they fall back from the aftershock on it?

[Michael Turley]

It wasn't that good, but it was really.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much tannerite is this, like a size of a brick?

[Michael Turley]

Probably the size of a baseball.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baseball, okay.

[Michael Turley]

But I ordered a two pound version to blow up the YouTube hundred thousand subscriber plaque.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, there's a point where tannerite is dangerous, but not from a hundred yards.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a video online of a gu who blew up tannerite in a. In a refrigerator. And the door comes right at the camera.

[Michael Turley]

It's great. But that was like a feed sack, like a 50 pound bag or something, wasn't it? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know how much it was, but I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

Well, you could do the shooting.

[John Clay Wolf]

I could do the shooting.

[Michael Turley]

Marksman from way back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kill me. No. Yeah. Let JD do it. He can handle it.

[Michael Turley]

110 yards. You know, my dad is buried down there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did not know that.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And we don't have a tombstone for him, so we got one this week.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, that's great.

[Michael Turley]

And I asked my brother to put it together and he, you know, writes like an obituary. Obituary. I'm like, well, I mean, I said I was going to pay for it, but I didn't plan on spending 10,000.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every letter costs money.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every letter.

[Michael Turley]

Can we trim this down a little bit?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

We're in a social media society. Everybody's got a short attention span.

[Bobbo]

Folks are very different. About that gravestone, John. I come from a really Really a great. A wonderfully odd family with a long year span.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[Bobbo]

And some of the things they put on their tombstones are outstanding.

[Michael Turley]

You know, my brother just kept wanting to talk about how he loved the women and how the women would keep him down. As I said, I just don't want to put that on the tombstone.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the tombstone. Why would you put that there?

[Michael Turley]

He just. And he wasn't like, writing out stories and women's names, but. But he. He was. Kept getting the plug in there on every redo. I'm like, let's just get rid of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That didn't belong.

[Michael Turley]

You know, leave it to TG shepherd to sing about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you very much. All the women I've loved.

[Michael Turley]

No, it's big, little or short or tall. Guess when I left them. Oh, you're right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Michael Turley]

Was that everyone? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of the member one.

[Bobbo]

War is hell on the home front.

[Michael Turley]

8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio, Kansas City. You don't want to hear what I got to say about that game yesterday. There were a lot of Casey fans out there. My wife was a cross dresser.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, wait, did you go to the game?

[Michael Turley]

Yes. Oh, Manheim got me some tickets.

[DJ Pre K]

Nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, your kids were in the Kansas City jerseys. Yeah, right.

[DJ Pre K]

How do you allow.

[Michael Turley]

My wife was a. She was a cross dresser. She had on a Cowboys hat, a KC letter jacket, and a Cowboys boots.

[DJ Pre K]

The boots is fine. That's nothing. But you can't be rooting for both. Come on.

[Michael Turley]

She just. She loves them both. I mean, she's like. She's like my dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

She loved Kansas City because of Taylor Swift.

[Michael Turley]

She loved Kansas City before. She loves Kansas City because Nolan the Arnold quarterback. Where am I hearing that? I'm hearing Antonio, Tony Romo's dead. Me little quarterback. My little quarterback. Yeah. So he had. He was a Patrick Mahomes freak. Still is. Down deep for sure. And he. We'd have Patrick Mahomes birthday parties and Patrick Mahomes. All the Patrick Mahomes is a big part of childhood for this kid.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Michael Turley]

And she got into him because he was into him. Then she hooked on, really liked it, and like Kelsey, like, fully. And then when Taylor came on, it just. Oh, my God. It's over the top. Oh, over the top. Buckle down.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. Like when Joe Walsh joined the Eagles. You're like, oh, my God. Perfect world, right?

[Michael Turley]

Just like when Joe Walsh joined the Eagles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Identical.

[Michael Turley]

And it was. But. But she's a cat. She was rooting for the Cowboys, but she's a Kansas City fan, and she was hoping that Taylor would be there. It's a little disappointing. The Post Malone was there, and he's taken it too far. He just. He looks too rough for my taste.

[John Clay Wolf]

In what way?

[Michael Turley]

The teeth, you know, the face tattoos were good enough, but then. Then he lost. I hate to pick on a guy because who am I to pick on somebody? But he's got that messy thing going. He looks a little messy. Messy. And he's not. I'm not saying he is. No. But it's like, who are you gonna be for Halloween? I'm gonna be a meth head or Post Malone. What's the difference?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the same.

[Michael Turley]

And he's singing country. You want to talk about cross dressing?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

That's a mess.

[Bobbo]

He may be. He may be that thing. You never know. I mean, that's. That's across all genre. J.D. did you ever meet Steve Warner before 1985?

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course.

[Michael Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Meth?

[Bobbo]

Not meth.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you talking about?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, abuse.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[Caller/Listener]

Well.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, God, Bob.

[Bobbo]

I mean, you ever meet Gary Stewart?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Speaking of booze. Yeah, of course. But he wasn't hiding it. I don't know about Steve Warner, but.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, Post Malone's performance, it was quick.

[DJ Pre K]

It was really quick.

[Michael Turley]

I love the way they set that stage up in, like 90 seconds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Isn't that crazy?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it's crazy. I thought it was good.

[Bobbo]

He drove in on the truck.

[Michael Turley]

I need to go to a Post Malone concert because I've heard it's wonderful, and I need to get embraced in his music because all I know is better now. The first song, the first hit he had. I don't know any of his music, but people say it's so great. I need to. I need to soak that up because he's local, he's a cool guy. He's dressing like a meth cowboy. That's his business. I hope he can remove the tin foil off of his teeth sooner than later.

[DJ Pre K]

His. His f1 trillion country album. It's. It's actually really good.

[Bobbo]

It is, Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

I mean, it's. It doesn't sound forced at all. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, we're gonna clip this hour. We're gonna come back. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Remember, join us on the stream. Make some friends in the chat [e-mail] how many people are on there now? 575. It's growing. It's growing, it's growing. All right, join. Join the club. Come on. Be right back. That ain't exactly what I'm looking for. Cause I'm looking for someone to put a tire back in the drive.

[Bobbo]

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[Caller/Listener]

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[Bobbo]

Not in the mood for Aunt Candy's jams that taste like feet? Use the Kin Zapper. Plus, the Kin Zapper electric fence is perfect for reheating those holiday leftovers.

[Caller/Listener]

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[Bobbo]

The Kin Zapper electric fence from Voltco. Ask for it by name. And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show, starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley, and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ Pre K, Rush Limbo, Keith Richards, Randy the Chipmunk, and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[Michael Turley]

Thanks for getting me a coffee, J.D. that's awfully one of you. Well, it's nice and hot, too. Hey, have y' all seen where people are doing coffee enemas?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, sure. That's very old.

[Bobbo]

I heard that some time ago.

[Michael Turley]

I. I saw there was something in the news and Charlie said, do we want to use it? And I said, yes. Can you play it for me? It'll remind me.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, this one. This is the describing these two couples that they're just. Or a couple that's really into it.

[Michael Turley]

My name is Trina, and I live in St. Petersburg, Florida.

[Caller/Listener]

That perfect. And I'm addicted to coffee enemas.

[Michael Turley]

I love the way coffee enemas make me feel. I feel like a sense of euphoria.

[Caller/Listener]

I absolutely would fall apart without them.

[Michael Turley]

My initial reaction was, my God, that's disgusting. But I tried it, and now I'm addicted to coffee enemas. From the first day I did them, I've pretty much been like, whatever's going on, I'm doing at least two of these a day.

[Caller/Listener]

I don't care.

[Michael Turley]

Four times a day, Mike and Trina fill a bucket with coffee.

[Bobbo]

A hose attached to the bottom delivers.

[John Clay Wolf]

The liquid to the lower intestine.

[Michael Turley]

Once it's all prepped and at the.

[Caller/Listener]

Right temperature, put the nozzle into your.

[Michael Turley]

Rectum, hold it up in the air. As they raise the bucket, 32 ounces of coffee fills their colon. You'll start to feel Pressure growing in your lower intestine. And that's the freaky part. And just lay there and try to relax.

[Caller/Listener]

I will listen to music, catch up on TV shows, read, check my email.

[Michael Turley]

I'll tweet. I even play Sudoku. When the timer goes off. Yeah. You want to make just a quick transition from floor to toilet seat as quickly as possible. It's gonna come flying out of there like a torrent. Nothing like a Grande Colon Cleanse. The only Starbucks where they don't ask your name, they ask your temperature.

[Satan, the Prince of Darkness]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Does this mean Folgers? Hey, Satan. Does this mean Folgers? Has to change the slogan. The best part of waking up is coffee in your butt.

[Satan, the Prince of Darkness]

That's a great story, John. You know, back around 1914, Colombia was in real trouble. You know, all the coffee's coming from Brazil, and I like the Brazilians.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Satan, the Prince of Darkness]

You get a. You get a great grooming from the Brazilians.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Satan, the Prince of Darkness]

Or the Colombian coffee. La Batasquiera Corona Briscares to Cafe Nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

They said there.

[Satan, the Prince of Darkness]

Si, senor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Satan, the Prince of Darkness]

But they're having trouble because Brazil's got the market cornered. So I said, hey, Colombia. His name was Enrico, by the way. I couldn't pronounce his last name.

[Michael Turley]

Sorry.

[Satan, the Prince of Darkness]

Said, you know, you want to sell coffee, you need to market this in a. In a spa environment, because it's not just for drinking. He says, oh, no, See, senor, I said, no, you can do other stuff with it. And I took him. I've got. Once in a while I can do this maybe like 17 times in a century. I can travel through time.

[Michael Turley]

You're a little long winded today, Satan.

[Satan, the Prince of Darkness]

So I took Enrico. No, I took Enrico not even that far.

[Michael Turley]

Are you sitting on a coffee enemy and you're trying to buy some?

[Satan, the Prince of Darkness]

1975. I've got one going right now. 1975?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Satan, the Prince of Darkness]

And I showed them the kind of money they were making on coffee enemas back then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure, it's been that long.

[Satan, the Prince of Darkness]

And it's nothing compared to these days.

[Michael Turley]

So what does it do?

[Bobbo]

What is it?

[Michael Turley]

Do you know, Jay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, sure. It's the same thing as a wine enema, because that part of your body, we'll leave it at that. Soaks it up quick, absorbs everything, whatever you put in there quickly, so it gives you the wine enema. We did live on the radio. I did that.

[Michael Turley]

You and Russ Martin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, Russ Martin show.

[Michael Turley]

Did you get drunk on it quickly?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, it does.

[Michael Turley]

It gives you.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's a different buzz. It's a real warm, gentle Buzz. It doesn't give you this. I can't. I can't explain it, but it's a. It's a.

[Michael Turley]

Please tell us more about when Russ Martin is putting a hose in your anus.

[John Clay Wolf]

He didn't actually do it. I did it myself. But it was. It was not what you just said. It was the other part anyway, so. And the coffee does the same thing. It just gives you absorption. One other part, you said. You said. Yeah, you said pee.

[Michael Turley]

No, no, I'm not an idiot. I'm a idiot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Say, Russ. Normally you say the other word, right? Immediately afterwards. So anyway. Yes, but it was fun. I mean, it's just relaxing.

[Michael Turley]

Did you do a coffee also?

[John Clay Wolf]

We did not do the coffee.

[Michael Turley]

Have you ever done a coffee in private?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Coffee.

[Michael Turley]

What did it do?

[John Clay Wolf]

It just gives you a warm, gentle feeling, and it gives you all the buzz. Why all the buzz without the bite?

[DJ Pre K]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just to see what happens.

[Michael Turley]

It's like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do we do it on the radio? Just to see what it does.

[Michael Turley]

Should we do one now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do I. I think you should.

[Michael Turley]

Without the bite. I've got this hot coffee. Just bend over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not want hot coffee. You hold it about 10, 15 minutes. 10 minutes if you're starting out 5.

[Michael Turley]

Nasty. Y' all are nasty on nasty people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever done an enema at all?

[Satan, the Prince of Darkness]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Never. For anything?

[Michael Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you've never done a colonoscopy?

[Michael Turley]

Then stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why am I stopping?

[Michael Turley]

My daughter and my wife are on my case about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's very important for you, especially at your age.

[Bobbo]

It's time.

[Michael Turley]

But, God, my age, he just.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's a matter of age. After 50, which you are, you're supposed to have a. Have a colonoscopy.

[Michael Turley]

Do you want to do it real quick?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't need. I'm not. I'm not.

[Michael Turley]

Let's just get this over with.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's get it over with right now.

[Bobbo]

Colon cancer will make you want to. Want to enema for sure, man. You gotta have that checked out.

[John Clay Wolf]

You really should do it. It's very simple, very easy. You just go to sleep and wake up. That's it.

[Michael Turley]

They put you all the way out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Michael Turley]

What are they sticking there? They drive a K5 Blazer up your butt or something?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're a little gassy because they put blow up air.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, no, no, no, no. Next subject.

[Bobbo]

There's no telling what they mark. Good morning.

[Michael Turley]

You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, what's going on, man?

[Michael Turley]

Just switching gears.

[Caller/Listener]

You guys were talking about blow. You were talking about blowing up your YouTube thing.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah, the plaque. Yes.

[Caller/Listener]

With Tanner, right?

[Michael Turley]

Yes. How much? Yeah, how much do I need?

[Caller/Listener]

We blew up. We. Well, we blew up a jet ski and it took £8.

[Michael Turley]

That's a lot.

[Caller/Listener]

It was quite spectacular.

[Michael Turley]

Where do you get eight pounds? Did you just like have four two pound deals?

[Caller/Listener]

Right, right.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Because I ordered five two pound buckets, so I just put them all together.

[Caller/Listener]

Well. Well, that would be a very spectacular bang.

[Michael Turley]

Almost as good as a coffee enema after aftermath.

[Caller/Listener]

Probably.

[Michael Turley]

All right.

[Caller/Listener]

No, but there's kind of a learning curve to tannerite. The trick is, is once you mix it, you pack it back in the container as tight as you can get it.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And then.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, you. You gotta shoot it with a high velocity something. We had it.

[Michael Turley]

The 30. 30 yards was not doing the trick.

[Caller/Listener]

No, we were probably 75 yards with the jet ski, but we were in the woods, so we were kind of shielded.

[Michael Turley]

There's a bear crap in the woods. While you were out there, did you figure it out?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, did you know how much foam is in a jet ski? Holy Jesus.

[Michael Turley]

That's true. It keeps it.

[Caller/Listener]

Stuff went everywhere.

[Michael Turley]

We ought to blow a car up with the YouTube plaque on top of it. It's getting better all of a sudden.

[DJ Pre K]

That is getting better.

[Michael Turley]

So if I have eight pounds, I have eight pounds of tannerite. So I could now do it. Like, when one blows up, will the next one next to it blow up too?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, you mix it all together and.

[Michael Turley]

Put it in one.

[Caller/Listener]

One container.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. All right, we're talking now. We're talking. What kind of car should we blow?

[Caller/Listener]

Right. I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

We could blow up Pre K's hoopty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Mobile.

[John Clay Wolf]

God knows he's not gonna do anything.

[Caller/Listener]

I would find him. I would find a Mustang or something.

[Michael Turley]

Why don't we. We'll do like whistling Diesel and blow up a BMW or something nice. Or like Hoovy. They do good ones and hope that the YouTube money pays enough to cover the cost of the car. I don't know.

[DJ Pre K]

I don't think you can stop.

[Michael Turley]

You don't think I could stomach it? No.

[DJ Pre K]

Could you do that?

[Michael Turley]

I don't.

[DJ Pre K]

I can't see you doing that.

[Michael Turley]

I'm a little tight for that. A little tight? I make my living off of cars and just blowing one up is not. Yeah, we should probably donate that to someone in need instead of blowing it up.

[Bobbo]

You know, there's a little dirt track racer you got out back.

[Michael Turley]

Screw you, dude. I love that dirt track racer.

[Bobbo]

Oh, okay.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, don't be doing that. We could blow up the General Lee and go woke you Ax.

[Bobbo]

Anyway.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you, Mark. 800-807-TOOTH. That's a big 100 Washington D.C. listener.

[Bobbo]

Eight pounds.

[Michael Turley]

Eight pounds. Like how much would a cough. Let's see. How many pounds would a coffee in a coffee enema weigh? Because liquid's heavy. Yeah, it didn't need to be brought up.

[John Clay Wolf]

10 ounces.

[Bobbo]

10 liquid ounces.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Load the car calls. Oh, it's that time again. The bidding starts in a moment after this song. So call in now. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio can you just get a pre roll of me saying that so I don't have to say it? I've been saying it for 20 years. Did you know that? We only have eight more months of this? I've heard Countdown. Yeah. Eight more months of the show and then I won't have to say 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Call in for the lightning round coming up. It'll be 20 years in eight months. I need to figure out the exact date. Sure. I think it's mid June is when we started. I started this show solo. Oh. With Scotty Preston speaking of meth in cancer. 800-800-723-4800 radio. He got over the meth and then he caught cancer. That's a small town DJ in Wichita Falls, Texas that did the first Top Gear radio show with me 20 years ago. And I named it Top Gear because I was in Europe visiting my wife to be. And I saw Top Gear on the BBC over there and it was not in America. So I was like, why don't I just name the radio show Top Gear? Perfect. And then it came to the States and they sent me a letter and I had to change it.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah. I was like, how long did that take?

[John Clay Wolf]

But you're done.

[Michael Turley]

It took about two years.

[John Clay Wolf]

In June, May. I'm gonna have it. Fourth of July. We'll blow something up. The show will be over.

[Michael Turley]

Fourth of July. The worst idea I've ever heard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Blow the show up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Blow the show up. Blow something up and blow me up.

[Michael Turley]

Tom.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's our last goodbyes.

[Michael Turley]

Remember Tom Lycus?

[DJ Pre K]

Of course.

[Dean Stanfield]

God, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

What a fat slob he was.

[John Clay Wolf]

He really was nasty. Dude, I got some bad stories.

[Michael Turley]

Coffee in a month. We'll be right back. Call in now. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio blow me up. Tom, we'll be right back. Every day something.

[Show Announcer]

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[Michael Turley]

Brian in Oklahoma. No way. 85 Nissan something. I'm gonna guess it's a pickup because it says four wheel drive, five speed. Wants 1500 average, rough or clean.

[DJ Pre K]

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[Michael Turley]

Oh, I forgot to put him on. Sorry.

[Caller/Listener]

What it is?

[Michael Turley]

Sorry. Is it rougher than a night in jail? Is it rougher than what a night in jail?

[Caller/Listener]

A night in jail? No, no, no, really. I mean it's. It's pretty straight. I mean it's got like. But I ain't gonna say it's just a 10. It ain't no damn 10.

[Michael Turley]

Does it look like a cow's ass sewn up with a grapevine?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Have you ever seen a cow's ass sewn up with a grapevine?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Exactly. Nissan pickup, 4x4. I like the 4x4 part. Yep, that's fine. I'll give 1500. We'll try anything once for an Oklahoman. Go, Go Sooners, Boomer and thunder. I like the Thunder. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up.

[Caller/Listener]

I like this.

[Michael Turley]

All right, thanks, Jeff. Kansas 10 Camaro SSRs, 99, 000 miles. Built top end 12 Camaro. L. What? Oh, you've got two cars. Okay, so the 10 Camaro is worth 10 grand. And a 35, 000 mile six cylinder Camaro's worth. What year is it? A 12 is probably worth 15 grand. So we're at 25 grand and you want 37 for the pair. Swinging a mess, dog. Jeff, you there?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I'm here.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. I mean, a Hundred thousand mile SS Camaro with a is maybe 12 grand, but in a 2012 35,000mile V6 Camaro is worth 15,17 tops. So you're too. You need retail. You need to go put a for sale, sign them, then offer financing, take trade ins, sell warranties, do the whole thing and you might get what you need. But I can't get there.

[Caller/Listener]

I appreciate you.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you, John. And Baton Rouge, 23 Armada Platinum. 29,000 miles, $44,000. Had offers over 40,000 from car gurus. Why did you not take offers over $40,000 from CarGurus? Why didn't you say yes?

[Caller/Listener]

Jason, good morning. Hey, I'm. I'm glad you got all them sleds out of the way before you got a cream puff. I have. I got a CEO. A CEO that I live with, and she's one got hooked in this thing. Not me. I called her cheese wagon, but I don't know why I didn't take it. I was. It. Was that. Was that a good offer?

[Michael Turley]

I mean, I don't know. I think. How long ago was it? Like three years?

[Caller/Listener]

No, dude, come on now. What time. What time zone you in, bro? It's more. It's morning here. No, about a week ago.

[Michael Turley]

All right, so it's a 2023 Platinum Armada, and it's got how many miles? Yes, sir, 29, 000 miles.

[Caller/Listener]

It's got 29,000 something. They said, don't cuss, but look, I ain't queer for this thing. She had one.

[Michael Turley]

I don't think queer is. Cousin. I. I think clear ain't. Clear is a strike. It is not a foul.

[Caller/Listener]

That's good. Okay. She went to get oil change in one of these 2007 things, just like this thing. I didn't like it when she. When we bought it, and she come out, she met a salesman on a lot, and she. She come home with this, and they. They put it to her pretty good. That's why I'm trying to get a little help. Everybody needs a little help, you know what I'm saying?

[Michael Turley]

I do know what you're saying. I think 40 grand is plenty. And I'd give 40 grand, but I wouldn't give 41.

[Caller/Listener]

Wouldn't go 41.

[Michael Turley]

I wouldn't go 41. So I knew that's where you were going with it. That's why I stopped before we even asked for it. I'll go 40, but I will not go 41. Now, your old lady looks pretty shiny if she'll go on a date with Bobbo. Because you sound like you might enjoy all that watching.

[Caller/Listener]

So, dude, I'm a. Hey, let me tell you something. I'm in Toro. I'm downtown at the airport. I ain't talking about no lawnmower. I ain't talking about lawnmower. I'm talking about turo, whatever, these cars. And I'm. I'm not up to written. I don't know about Bob. Oh, whoever you talking about But I let her go out on date with you, Jason.

[Michael Turley]

Well then we might do 41. Send pictures of the gal and send pictures of the car. Go to give me the vin.com. take some pictures of that ugly and send them to me. That was not me, that was Turley. He threw a drop on me. We will be real quick. Kim in Pennsylvania. Tannerite, you're on the air. Kim.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, good morning. Yes. You're talking about blowing stuff up with tannerite.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[Caller/Listener]

So my daughter her first car at 16. She's now 30, 32, I think. Anyway, it was a Cavalier. She hated it. So once she got a new car. I live in country so my sons and a couple friends took it up into the bed and blew it up for about eight hours with Tanneride. Then my son proceeds to put the car on his trailer the next morning, which was a Sunday to take it a friends that were going to scrap it. Full of bullet holes. Full of bullet holes.

[Michael Turley]

Love it.

[Caller/Listener]

And he's stopping at red lights and people were just moths fell open because of the condition of this car.

[DJ Pre K]

It looked.

[Caller/Listener]

And then it was. There was red on it from paint, I guess. I don't know. It just looked like blood. Full of bullet holes.

[Michael Turley]

Well, Kim, you sound like a red. You've raised a bunch of rednecks in pa. So you don't live in Philly. You live outside of Philly.

[Caller/Listener]

Very highly educated. They're very hot. No, I'm on. I'm on the other side of Philly. I'm in near Pittsburgh.

[Michael Turley]

Let's not say that redneck. They're just different. No, no, I mean I'm educated.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, it might be a little rednecky then.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you, ma'. Am. 800-800-723-4. My name's John Clay Wolf. This is John Clay Wolf show. You can stream us live right now on our YouTube feed if you want to go to that and see the [e-mail] the podcast goes up today at 4 o' clock also. Good morning, Wolf Packers. All the guys in the chat room. How many are on there now? I think it was about 700 last time I looked. So it's growing. It's growing. We'll be right back.

[Show Announcer]

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[Michael Turley]

No one knew where he came from.

[Caller/Listener]

From that everybody wanted what he was selling.

[Show Announcer]

Check out the podcast.

[Bobbo]

He was just some hillbilly who got.

[DJ Pre K]

On a plane and then just landed somewhere.

[Caller/Listener]

Please beware the voice in your head.

[Michael Turley]

Is a threat.

[Show Announcer]

Jcwshow.com or john claywolf.com I met a girl.

[Michael Turley]

She's a cashier. No way.

[Bobbo]

That's awesome.

[Michael Turley]

You know, what's her name? White trash name? Guess.

[Bobbo]

Mandy.

[Satan, the Prince of Darkness]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Marilyn?

[Bobbo]

Nope. Brittany?

[DJ Pre K]

Nope.

[Bobbo]

Tiffany?

[DJ Pre K]

Nope.

[Bobbo]

Candace.

[Michael Turley]

All right, Speedrun. I'm gonna rattle off some names. When I hit it, buzz it. Okay. You got me?

[Satan, the Prince of Darkness]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

All right. Brandi, Heather. Channing, Brianna, Amber, Sabrina, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Becky. Nope. Was it any one of those names with a Lynn after it? Yes.

[Caller/Listener]

I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Randy Lynn Heavilyn.

[Bobbo]

Tammy Lynn.

[Show Announcer]

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[Michael Turley]

Last week was fun too. We had the car show thing two weeks ago. Had a lot of wolfpackers down here. These events where these guys are coming together here in Walnut Springs is exciting. We're working on the motorcycle rally for the spring. I think it's gonna be big. I bought a generator. I did a barn find where we go into a warehouse and buy a bunch of stuff. And this guy had a military generator.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big ones.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. And I bought that because I think we can use it for the campground. Absolutely. I think we need to make a campground just for the wolf pack clan separate. Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's a good idea.

[Michael Turley]

Have their own campground. And I've got some land right outside of town to do it. Perfect. Kyle, are you gonna throw that up there? 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number. So Corolla was last weekend and look he. Look at him doing his podcast. Isn't that nice? Yeah. Oh, he's wearing your hat. He's wearing my hat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very nice.

[Michael Turley]

Very nice. Very nice. I was flattered.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was obviously at a great time.

[Michael Turley]

We had a good time driving cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

You did the. The dirt bike.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I forgot to put the dirt bike. I forgot to send the dirt bike wreck. Yeah. Adam and I were so funny. We were. Well, like, show the video of us running the cars and stuff. You can see the YouTube stream. But we took the Newman Ferrari. Look there. There we are racing at Texas motorsport.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the front, the red one is the Newman Ferrari.

[Michael Turley]

Right. And the one in the back is a twin turbo Lamborghini Evo Huracan. Who's in what at that point? Actually, that was me in the Ferrari and Mike Richter, the new guy out here. That's a race car. Driver behind me. Because Adam was so sore from the motorcycle wreck he' the day before, he didn't want to do another lap. We did about a 30 or 45 minute session. The first, like at 1:00'. Clock. And then we took an hour break and did another way.

[Bobbo]

So.

[Michael Turley]

Dude, I'm too sore. He. He wrecked. You can see the pictures. Keep rolling, please. Yeah, that was. Now he's kind of geeked out about this newman stuff. When he got in the. In the. Behind the wheel of that car, they got it on video. He's like, paul, this one's for you. Did he.

[DJ Pre K]

A little tear coming down.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. And at that moment I knew, what's.

[John Clay Wolf]

The story on this car?

[Michael Turley]

At that moment I knew I wasn't going to get to sell that car. Yeah, you're right. Right. Put it back up, bud. The story on the car is it was. It was Paul newman's race car in 1977.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

It was obviously sponsored by budweiser, was the first Ferrari 308 to come in the states. And it was the intro. So, like, to roll the car out, they started it in a racing Paul and Adams bought, I don't know, 12 of Paul Newman' race cars. He's done a documentary on paul newman racing. All of the gear, all the everything. And then there was one missing piece to the puzzle, and it was this one.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was it.

[Michael Turley]

And he got the call on it. We were sitting at a bar in Reno and we bought it together. And it's been out here and he's never seen it, but. So Adam and I take him because he's always said, you know, I'm a carpenter and I'm a dirt bike rider and I'm a motorcycle rider. So let's go ride dirt bikes right now. He had a whiskey in his hand. He's on the back deck. I said, put that down. Let's go ride dirt bikes so you can get. Get the. Your juices flowing. And then tomorrow morning we'll get up and ride for real. And so I'm on a four wheeler. He's on my ktm. We're going through the easy trails first. He said he hadn't been on one in 35 years. Oh, there, look. That was where he wrecked in the river that is now to where that is now called corolla's crossing. So I couldn't find him. And I was going back on the trail and I was like, where is he? Where's he at? And finally, you know, I went away. So I was like, that son of A better not be in the bottom of that. That creek bed. Oh. And I pulled up, and that was it. And I said, man, this is a Kodak moment. And he's like, yep. So if you zoom up on his knee. I don't know, Kyle, if you can zoom up on his knee, but it's pretty skin up. He got a hematoma on his thigh and.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, geez.

[Michael Turley]

But it's so muddy. So we get back to the house. There's 20 people on the deck at the house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And I. And he was covered in mud. Right. So I was like, okay, I got a plan. I've been in this predicament before. We got to hide this from people. So I said, I've got a shower on the side of my room. Remember where the electrician was pleasuring himself while I was showering that morning? Yeah. I said, here's a towel. Take all your clothes off, wash them out good. Hang them on the deal, clean up and walk through the house in the towel.

[Caller/Listener]

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[Michael Turley]

And just sneak in. Don't wave at anybody. Don't just. Just get right in the pool. He's like, can I just get in the pool now? I'm like, no, you're too dirty to get in the pool. I don't want to ruin the pool. So he did exactly what I'm saying, and I wasn't paying attention. And then Mike August, his manager, walked over and he's talking. What happened? And he. And Adam's sitting there on the side of the pool, and he's talking to Mike, and there's having this conversation about the motorcycle wreck. And Mike's like, hey, Adam, you know, there's a lot of people over here. It's like, yeah. And he said, you know you're naked, right? So Crow is sitting in the pool buck ass naked for a half hour, drinking a scotch, and there's people everywhere. And. And I asked my wife, I said, did y' all see him when he dropped trash? Like, oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah. It was a good time. The whole thing was fun. The rattlesnake was not sold out, but pretty damn close.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And the only error Was Mike August. His manager said, let's do the VIP thing upstairs. And the second story of the rattlesnake. And I didn't think twice about it. And when I was on stage after a show, I told everybody, it's going to be upstairs. But there were a lot of people that didn't hear that. That. So they didn't know where to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where to go.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

And the worst thing is when I was leaving, there was a lady that's my neighbor in a wheelchair that she had a bad wreck, and she's like, I bought the tickets to the vip, and I'm like, what am I gonna do?

[Satan, the Prince of Darkness]

Right?

[Michael Turley]

What can I really do? I mean, you got 300 people in a room. There's lines. I. I don't know what to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I could give her money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give her money back.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. I need to sit. He needs to pay me the money back. Because it was their part. It was his idea. His guy made the idea to call the audible Omaha, Omaha. And switch it upstairs so I don't need to pay. But what I was trying to do and I forgot is I. She lives right out here by the ranch, and I was just going to pull up and drive by, and that's what I should have done. Perfect. Would have been perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

How was the set?

[Michael Turley]

It was okay, but you could have done better. No, it was fine. It was good one. I heard one commenter that said that all he talked about was gays and democrats and something else and she wanted her money back, but everybody else liked.

[DJ Pre K]

It that you figured that'd be the crowd.

[Michael Turley]

Right? I mean. Yeah. She obviously didn't know what she was in now. It was good. It was good. I've seen him do better. It was a little bit lazy. A little bit lazy. I think he was a little too comfortable.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Well, you got him drunk. You got him.

[Michael Turley]

He was not drunk. So somebody said Corolla was wasted. He was not wasted at all.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

Got a little wasted later when we were baba. Were you downstairs with us?

[Bobbo]

No.

[Michael Turley]

After the show. No, you left. Because we came back here and we sat down in the barn doe and had broke out. What's that good? What's that good? That good stuff. Garrison whiskey I've got now.

[Bobbo]

Oh, you finally opened the garage. Thank you. About time.

[Michael Turley]

And we nipped for a while and walked through the cars. It was fun.

[Bobbo]

It's early. The Garrison's open.

[DJ Pre K]

It means it's a free grave now.

[Bobbo]

Yippee.

[Michael Turley]

Right?

[Bobbo]

Don't.

[Michael Turley]

Don't just whack it all out in one alcoholic binge, please.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Because I can't afford to replace that.

[Michael Turley]

No. But, yeah, ease up. I mean, there's more people that will be coming that I want to share that liquor.

[Bobbo]

I really have eased up.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

That's that deal. That deal last weekend. Yeah, Weekend before last. That was. That'll do me till well after Christmas.

[Michael Turley]

Perfect. Bobbo got a little drunk. Car show night. Little. I think that'd carry him around. That's all good, man. Hey, we do this to have a good time, right?

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[Michael Turley]

That's what the mayor of Walnut Springs told me. He's like, man, I just want to have a good time. I was like, when you're talking me to the right guy, you come to the rap. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars and radio for America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com Happy Thanksgiving. And you may ask yourself, how do I work this?

[Show Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, America's largest weekend morning show. So big, call in 800-800-RATIO and check out the [e-mail] or John Clay Wolf.com.

[Michael Turley]

Bob, did you know that now that you've slept up on the table outside of the GMTV garage in downtown Walnut Springs? And we did that, there was a wolf packer that went by it. People are laying on the table and getting photos made like they're sleeping.

[Bobbo]

I saw that.

[John Clay Wolf]

In honor of you.

[Michael Turley]

In honor of you. That's great. You know, I built that big mural on the side for people to take pictures with, and that really doesn't happen much. On the back side, it says gmt, you know, like to pull your carp. They're taking pictures of a stupid ass lawn table with a drunk guy on it.

[Bobbo]

Well, you know, when you're an originator, right, you just have to be yourself.

[DJ Pre K]

They're posing like Bob O.

[Michael Turley]

Too sprawled out on the table. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. It is time for Florida news.

[Bobbo]

And now from North America's own land down under, it's time for sunshine State news with your certified lifeguard.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what do you do in Florida when you're hungry? You're waiting for your doordash to show up, you're just starving. Then you see some flashing lights out front. Yep. This doordash driver got pulled over allegedly for a DUI while making the delivery. And the cops were really, really cool. They, of course, they arrested the DUI driver, but they then they completed the doordash delivery and they brought the customers food. We have body, body cam audio from Luis Estrella who's being pulled over and the officer, Mercedes Simmons who's talking about the officer. Going and beyond Khadij.

[Bobbo]

Get out.

[Caller/Listener]

Get out of the car. Okay. The address that he had on his.

[Michael Turley]

DoorDash on his GPS. Is that where he was going? That's where I had the orders.

[Caller/Listener]

Did you guys order something from doordash? Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

So what happened was the guy that.

[Caller/Listener]

Was supposed to deliver this ended up getting pulled over and then going to jail. So do our due diligence and bring you your order.

[Satan, the Prince of Darkness]

What?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, thank you so much. Obviously you wouldn't want anybody to go hungry, miss out on their door dash. We always strive for a high level of service and I think in this case we were able to deliver on that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very nice.

[Bobbo]

Wait, we ordered donuts too. Where are the donuts?

[John Clay Wolf]

Delivery fee.

[Bobbo]

Delivery fee.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know there's things worth fighting over, very few things worth pulling a handgun over. But it did happen. 44 year old man in Port Lucy St Lucie named Peter Riera was arrested for opening fire. Didn't kill anybody, but he did open fire on three others. They were arguing in a bar about very serious topic, how many eggs chickens can lay in a day. Thankfully nobody was hurt. Here's Master sergeant Dominic Missiti and the public information officer talking about the incident. Cut number nine.

[Michael Turley]

The shooter evidently raises chickens and the conversation would was about how many eggs.

[John Clay Wolf]

A chicken can lay.

[Michael Turley]

One victim ran out into the roadway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trying to get away from the shooter.

[Michael Turley]

The other two victims hid. We had several phone calls.

[John Clay Wolf]

The shooter himself called 911. Arming yourself with a handgun when you're under the influence is not, is not a good idea. There's never going to be a good.

[Michael Turley]

Outcome with that guy.

[Bobbo]

Looks like an Amish guy. And this is in Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jcwshow.com you can watch the, you can watch the video on our screen.

[Bobbo]

I don't think the Amish have made it to Florida.

[DJ Pre K]

I don't believe so.

[Bobbo]

That was was the argument about how many they can lay. Many they can lay in one day.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it. Just says here how many they can lay. But it may have been in one day. We don't know the time frame.

[Bobbo]

Do you know how many they can lay in one day?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna say six.

[Bobbo]

Eleven.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that's a fact.

[Bobbo]

Eleven. You calling me a liar?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, I'm not. I'm just don't come over here with a gun. Speaking about, oh, we're Gonna go somewhere else?

[Michael Turley]

No, no. I'm just being entertained.

[John Clay Wolf]

People are still talking about the ridiculous story Kate Beckinsale told on Kimmel the other night. She's talking about eggs. She was talking about her adult daughter's boyfriend when she shocked Jimmy and everybody else with what the boyfriend apparently is capable of. Cut number 10.

[Caller/Listener]

He laid two eggs in a week.

[Michael Turley]

What does that mean?

[Bobbo]

He's laid two eggs in a week?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, he said, I've laid an egg.

[Bobbo]

Hold on a second. Yeah, an egg came out of his body.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes. I mean, he went to the bathroom and then was very surprised to find that he had laid an egg. And you know what? Yes. He crushed it to see it was inside. A yolk was inside.

[Michael Turley]

Well, and that would make sense. Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

And I said to him, is this some kind of attention seeking? Are you putting eggs up your bottom?

[Michael Turley]

It's a fair question.

[Caller/Listener]

I think it's quite hard to put an egg up your bottom and then get it out.

[Michael Turley]

You could be on America's Got Talent with a skill like that.

[Bobbo]

That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the craziest, weirdest story ever.

[Bobbo]

She sounds serious.

[John Clay Wolf]

She does. I don't believe he was being serious.

[Bobbo]

What's going on there, J.D.

[Michael Turley]

He fooled her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look what came out of my bottom.

[Bobbo]

You're my guru about all things twisted, and I want to know what that's about.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a joke. You cannot possibly believe me. I'm trying. You can't. You can't do it.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[DJ Pre K]

Without cracking it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Without cracking it.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, you've tried it, but it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's stronger from left to right than it is in the center. So if you put it up horizontally, you might make it.

[Bobbo]

Should you boil it first so it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doesn'T be like, what the hell? Why are you still on this show?

[Michael Turley]

No, it's all good. I'm just thinking about how absentminded people are. Last week, when we were at the track.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Corolla's manager locked the keys in the Audi that I blown them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

To drive last week. So we had to wait an hour and a half for the guy to come unlock it. Then he gets there, he's like, well, this is an Audi A8 or R8 or what? No, R8, whatever it is. And the window could break if we do our thing. I said, listen, we're fixing to break the window anyway, so just go ahead. And he aired it up, and we got in and we pulled the handle and opened it up. And their plane wouldn't leave until 7. So we're gonna watch football because we had some time. Sure. This was funny. So I took him to Bushwood. Oh, the men's Tavern, the 19th deal. They've got good TVs in there.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, Love that.

[Michael Turley]

I know everybody in there. I mean, I. I grew up in that place, but. And people were nice to me, but, boy, they sure were nicer to me that day. Oh, I mean, my table filled up quick. Hey, buddy. John, I haven't seen you. Oh, golly. Oh, by the way, who's this? Oh, Adam Caroll's with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't even see him there. Yeah, that's funny.

[Michael Turley]

Tell me about Jimmy. Tell me about Jimmy. It was that. That was funny as hell. And we're leaving. We were only there for a minute because they had to make the airport. We were there about 45 minutes. Hey, y', all, don't leave yet. Somebody's coming. I'm. They're calling people like, come up here.

[Bobbo]

Come up here.

[Michael Turley]

Now. That was hilarious.

[Bobbo]

You know, had run off. John Clay having a good time, star watching, you know. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I took Rollins up there one day, and that was funny because he's such a goofball and he starts pounding shots and getting everybody all riled up. Like, turns it into a honky tonk in the. In the stiff Bushwood men's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Didn't they shoot Landman there? Yes, dude, that last.

[Michael Turley]

That the first. The recent Landman. I mean, it's everywhere there. Landman, the tv.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Landman TV show. I saw. I saw a segment. I went, wait, that's John's country Club.

[Michael Turley]

Well, the. The house that Demi Moore lives in is right there. It's John Goff's house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

And they rented it for the show. And when she's walking and the. And the guy serves her the papers. Yep, that's right there in front of my buddy's parents house. I mean, it's just funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

They shoot it all.

[Michael Turley]

They're so all over Fort Worth. I'm surprised I didn't see him shooting more.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Patch Cafe is obviously not West Texas. It's on camp buoy and Fort Worth. It is. I drive by it every day.

[Michael Turley]

800-800-723-48800, radio. When we come back, we're going to have a Thanksgiving blessing from our own Reverend Charles. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars on the radio for America's best car buyer. GiveMeThe Vin.com.

[Show Announcer]

Yo, we're back to the John Clay Wolf show. Heard in Los Angeles, Phoenix, Houston, Dallas, Nashville, San Diego, Las Vegas, Denver, New Orleans, Oklahoma City, Austin.

[Michael Turley]

Hit em up.

[Show Announcer]

800-800-Radio, the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Caller/Listener]

Morning.

[Bobbo]

We're back.

[Michael Turley]

Good morning. Good morning. Thanksgiving weekend, Saturday. Normally people do replays on days like this, but we're hardcore. We're here live with you and Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is more fun than hanging out with our family.

[Michael Turley]

Absolutely. So tell me, was there a news story we're going to cover?

[John Clay Wolf]

Tara Reid. Did you guys hear about her this week?

[Michael Turley]

Now that's the chick from Bring It On. Yeah, And American Pie. American Pie, Yep, yep, yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she was in Chicago hanging out with some friends and next thing you know, she's being hauled out of this hotel bar on a stretcher, barely coherent, unable to stand. And of course they did tmz, as they normally do, did find her and talk to her. What was the deal? She said she's pretty sure she was drugged. Somebody put something in her drink, got into her feelings.

[Michael Turley]

I have a really good story about this, so go ahead, cut five.

[Caller/Listener]

So I got to the hotel, I checked in, and then I went downstairs to have a drink and have a cigarette and I got my drink and I left down the bar and I went outside to smoke the cigarette and then I went back to the bar.

[Michael Turley]

And Bob, this chick sounds like. What was that radio disc jock's name that used to make fun of Sydney? Snapper.

[DJ Pre K]

Cindy Snapper.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, she sounds drunk. I was drinking and I had. We've got Tara Reid right here in the studio.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's. That's really all true. I checked in the hotel. Took a long time to check in too, because I forgot my American Express Visa card. Yeah, that's the one they talk about, the gold one, but you want the American Express Visa. I think you get that actually at bank of America. Yeah, couldn't find it. Oh, they're looking for them. They finally got me something on the 14th floor, which I still.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, go ahead.

[Caller/Listener]

The drink was covered up with a napkin. And then I drank my drink and without even like finishing my drink, I just like passed out. And before I knew it, I was in the hospital stuff. I think that everyone should really be aware about, you know, watching their drinks. Like watch, watch. Cuz I don't know what that stuff was, but whatever it is, it knocked me out.

[Michael Turley]

Vodka.

[John Clay Wolf]

Vodka. Well, she sounds like Lindsay Lohan in that cut.

[DJ Pre K]

You be the judge. Here's the audio of her being wheeled out.

[Bobbo]

Okay, I want to take it to your room.

[Michael Turley]

Sit, sit, sit on the chair. Is that pathetic?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's vodka.

[Michael Turley]

So will you read the story? About the alleged perpetrator. Do you have that?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I don't have that part of it.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Perpetrator.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

So they think they found. So you think. She's not kidding.

[Michael Turley]

Hang on. What's her name again? I'll read the. I'm sorry, I thought we had that story.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

I have a full clip of it.

[Michael Turley]

No, I just. Terror Reid was accused, was quick to accuse someone in Chicago of drugging her, and the guy tells TMZ it's total BS. Sean P. The YouTube influencer. This is the funny part. Sean P. The YouTube influencers. Tara referenced two in her police report. Met her at the hotel bar late last Saturday night, and they got to talking, traded contact info before she invited him to go outside to smoke a cigarette. So, Sean. I do believe that Sean told her that he's a YouTube influencer. I do not believe that Sean drugged her by any stretch of the imagination. I do believe that he was having fun with her and talking. He's a married guy. It's. He hauls cars for Dennis Collins.

[Bobbo]

Oh, is that right?

[Michael Turley]

Did you remember the guy that brought me a beer on the stage the other day? Sean? The bald, big, nice looking guy? Oh, yeah, that's Sean.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Okay.

[Michael Turley]

He and Dennis were up in Chicago at that Corvette thing last weekend. It was him. And his life's getting torn apart because of this. Really?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

He was going to call in. He said, I can't call in until this damn investigation's over. He said, this is ridiculous. Oh, no. He says Tara was an initially standoffish taking a dig at him for being a YouTuber. I didn't know Sean was a YouTuber. He's on. He's on people's shows. He's on Richard's show. He's been on our show. He's a good guy. But, yeah, he's.

[Bobbo]

He's.

[DJ Pre K]

She's blaming him for drug.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

He said she was wasted off her ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Looking for an excuse. And he happened to be standing by her. So they're gonna blame him.

[Caller/Listener]

Him.

[Michael Turley]

Well, the next morning, he texted her the video because he. I think he took the video of her getting wheeled out. Okay. Saying, hey, in case you want to remember what happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And I don't know, but her people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Went into spin mode. Oh, he's got a video. Well, I guess he did it. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You shouldn't make things up. I mean, people will forgive you if you. I mean, listen, you can. She should have just slept on the table, you know?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

People forgive you for that when just.

[Bobbo]

You'Re responsible for what you do. You don't go out and hurt anybody.

[Michael Turley]

He says Tara asked him to go out for a smoke and they did. And when they went back to the bar, he tried to close out his tab. When Tara handed him her purse and asked him to take out her room key. I didn't hear that part. He says he looked inside. The person saw pills. Yes. It was then. Sean P. Says Tara screamed for security. I don't know. He'll call in whenever this is over and tell us the truth.

[DJ Pre K]

I mean, this and this. This sounds like pills, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[Bobbo]

I want to take you to your room.

[Michael Turley]

Sit, sit. Sit on the chair.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Is that the day?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Combination, man. Pills and booze, man. Pills and booze.

[Michael Turley]

Pills, booze, pills and booze. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Have you ever seen that?

[Michael Turley]

Like firsthand pills.

[Bobbo]

It's all man.

[Michael Turley]

Put.

[Bobbo]

Put a gal out. Yeah. It's bad.

[Michael Turley]

I think we should go ahead and get through this backtracks because nobody's going to get it. And we'll just get this out of the way.

[Bobbo]

Who is it?

[Michael Turley]

Montrose.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I barely remember the name. Whose mantra I think you'd have to play the song.

[Bobbo]

This is more impact. You're probably too young. You're probably too young. Was this day 1947. An American hard rock pioneer.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Who would found the band that many in the English called the Yanks answer to Led Zeppelin. Ronnie Montrose was born in San Francisco on this day, 1947. His band Montrose would also be the first professional employer of a lead singer named Sammy Hagar. And they started. Started in 1973. Quality hard rock.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, Hagar. Now. Now it's coming back.

[Bobbo]

Montrose.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

A little obscure.

[Michael Turley]

So if you guess these two songs backwards, you can go to jcwshow.com and go to merchandise and pick out anything you want and we'll give it to you. And some probably a Montrose album from.

[Bobbo]

I got a vinyl greatest hits man. Montrose.

[DJ Pre K]

How many hits are there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a 45?

[Bobbo]

They didn't get a lot of radio singles, but in that day, Turley, back in the 70s spin, we had, you know, AOR stations, album oriented rock and everything. Didn't have to be a hit. And that's how Montrose got famous.

[Michael Turley]

Cut one. So was he. Was Hagar singing there? Yeah, that's Hagar. Yeah, that's Hagar. Okay. 8008-0072-3480-0800 is the call in number. I barely doubt that anyone is going to get this. So it might be a long wait and we will keep moving while we're waiting, but here are the two backtrack cuts. You can call in to Guess these two Montrose songs at 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Cut one, That is not Sammy Hagar singing.

[Bobbo]

It is.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, Cut two, That is. I don't think that first one is. But you know better than I. Okay, let's do it one more time. Name these two songs. And you should get a Thanksgiving turkey and a thousand dollar bill, because I'm not giving that. But, I mean, this is hard. I just.

[Bobbo]

24 years old. You got to remember. Or something like that. Like that. So I do.

[Michael Turley]

I just. I do know the first song. I'm looking at the list, but that doesn't sound like Sammy Hager to me. That second one does.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it's really him.

[Michael Turley]

All right.

[Bobbo]

Now, he did quit after the second album, so anything. Anything after 75, you know, was not Sammy Hagar. Now he went on to do his own solo thing.

[Michael Turley]

How old was Sammy hagar then? Probably 18.

[Bobbo]

He was young.

[Michael Turley]

Well, now he's seven. Hell, he's almost 80 now, isn't he?

[DJ Pre K]

No, I don't think he's that old, is he?

[Michael Turley]

They ought to just start having mass funerals for these rockers because they're going to start clipping off like. Like five a week.

[Bobbo]

The whole baby boom generation came at the same time.

[DJ Pre K]

Let me play him again real quick.

[Michael Turley]

Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. The first guy to call in was John in Kansas City, and he's got it. John in Kansas City. What are your answers?

[Caller/Listener]

Bad motor scooter and rock candy.

[Michael Turley]

You're right. That is him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on.

[Michael Turley]

Y.

[Bobbo]

Check this out. This is great. I don't know if you've ever heard.

[Michael Turley]

We've got a winner. What'd you think about that Chiefs Cowboys game, John?

[Caller/Listener]

I was enjoying eating turkey.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Didn't care. Good. All right. Pre K, line two is the winner. That's pretty good.

[John Clay Wolf]

They got our 78, by the way.

[DJ Pre K]

Wow, he is almost 80.

[Michael Turley]

This song's pretty good. I've never heard it.

[Bobbo]

The whole album is pretty good. It just never went. Now, here's. Here's a great little rock family rock family tree trivia thing for you. Montrose was produced by Ted Templeman, who also had produced Van Morrison and had already done a couple of Doobie Brothers albums by then. Right. He went on to produce Van Halen, all of David Lee Ross solo material, much of Sammy Hagar solo material, Michael McDonald's solo material, and A couple of Joan Jett albums, too. Ted Templeman is kind of a pioneer in West Coast American hard rock.

[Michael Turley]

I owe you an apology because all 40 lines right now are banked out. Wow. So there's more people that knew it than I thought. I'm sorry, Bobbo.

[Bobbo]

Dude's gonna love that record. Dude's gonna love that record I got, man. Born Late Records. Excellent, Montrose. I've been listening to it all week.

[Michael Turley]

John, it's time to load the car calls. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. The lightning round is brought to you by America' car buyer, our sponsor, givemetheven.com you are worth more and so is your [e-mail] be right back. 800, 800 radio. Call in, give me a year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. We'll start with this as an example. Matt in Dallas, 2000 Ford Expedition, 234,000 miles. Wants 2500. I think you should donate it to us to blow up with tannerite when we get our YouTube Plex you.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, a perfect idea. But you know what? I come along for the ride. I'm going to offer my services two weekends of internship with you.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, wow. I don't like you that much, Matt, but thanks for calling in. We'll be right back.

[Show Announcer]

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[Michael Turley]

Radio.

[Show Announcer]

1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Michael Turley]

03 Hummer, H1 Diesel. 46, 000 miles.

[Satan, the Prince of Darkness]

Yep.

[Michael Turley]

H1D. 50 grand.

[Caller/Listener]

They're not anywhere near that, but I'm trying to market for a friend of mine in California, so her husband passed away.

[Michael Turley]

How much is it?

[Caller/Listener]

Got no idea. Just trying to get a bid from you.

[Michael Turley]

I'm just making it up and see what we can do. Yeah, I'm just making one up. It might be a little more. It might be. I don't think it'll be less. Yes, H1 diesel. Now, if it's a Alpha, it's worth more, for sure.

[Caller/Listener]

It's the. The pickup truck style with the little.

[Michael Turley]

Pet on the back. The Alpha has a Duramax engine in it and the other one has. Yeah, I don't know if it's a Caterpillar or what. It is, and they're international. But anyway, please load it up and give me the vin.com because I'd like to buy it. But give us her contact Number. Because we don't. We don't go through. You know, we don't.

[Caller/Listener]

I know it's not mine.

[Michael Turley]

I got you. Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

I've been in the car business all my life. The Corvette business.

[Michael Turley]

Thanks, Rick. Bye. Okay, Jesse. Fort Myers, Florida, 20 challenger RT shaker. What motor is in that car?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a 57.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

53,000 miles on a 20. On a. On a 20. Is it like 18 grand?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm sorry?

[Michael Turley]

Is it like 18 grand? 18 grand. It's not a hellcat.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, no, no, it's not. It's not a hellcat.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[Caller/Listener]

It's just the rt.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Is this John T. Wolf?

[Michael Turley]

This is me.

[Caller/Listener]

Nice to meet you, buddy.

[Michael Turley]

You too. I'm just pulling that off.

[Caller/Listener]

We're not live on the radio.

[Michael Turley]

We are very live on the radio. Oh, we are. Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, listen, the reason I called you guys is because, you know the mopar sites, you know how they have websites.

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[Caller/Listener]

And they have. And they have all these models that were put out for so many years.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

And they show that, you know, on this year, so many cars were made by this model, by this color handman gun turtle, and by this engine.

[Michael Turley]

Okay?

[Caller/Listener]

So I thought I had something special.

[Michael Turley]

All right.

[DJ Pre K]

We lost John because.

[Caller/Listener]

So I thought I had special because it's like one out of 44 made.

[Michael Turley]

All right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

We're going to keep moving. God. Holy hell, Batman.

[Show Announcer]

Yep, the John Clay Wolf show ages like a fine milk.

[Michael Turley]

Let's just check this out. Oh, God, that's bad.

[Show Announcer]

Check out the podcast, vids, socials, all that stuff. @jcwshow.com this is the John Clay Wood Wolf show. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[Michael Turley]

You know, you can't drink all day, you know, sir, first thing in the.

[Show Announcer]

Morning, call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1-800-800-Radio.

[Bobbo]

I want to drink your last $3 now.

[Michael Turley]

John Clay Wolf, 800-800-7234. Good morning, everybody. It is football Saturday. We didn't bet on the Chiefs and the Cowboys because the Cowboys played Monday night, right?

[DJ Pre K]

No, Thursday.

[Michael Turley]

Thursday, that's right.

[Bobbo]

I thought you did bet on that game, didn't you? No.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, no, but the last Cowboys. Oh, there were four days between the two games. We bet on the game. But it was last Sunday's game, right?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes. Yeah, that game. Not this past Thursday game. And you won that one.

[Michael Turley]

Good.

[DJ Pre K]

And you won. What was it, one other game?

[Michael Turley]

That's it.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

That was. Was it three?

[DJ Pre K]

We only had five games. Three and two for me. Not too, you know, 25 bucks.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, I did win the A and M bet.

[DJ Pre K]

A and M bet? What was the A and M bet?

[Michael Turley]

The Texas A and M. Did we not bet on that game? No, we didn't bet on that game, no. Why?

[DJ Pre K]

Because it's the Friday night. We didn't.

[Michael Turley]

Because kind of loser bookie are you? I mean, that, that's close to our heart. I was watching that thing by the minute.

[DJ Pre K]

I probably. I don't know. I would have surprised you. I was thinking UT was going to win that game. So I was not feeling good. I've seen enough A and M games this year that they can't put four quarters together now. You were really, really hard on Arch. Are you still hard on Arch?

[Michael Turley]

I, I'm gonna, I'm gonna roll with it. I'd be like Stevie Wynwood. Roll with it, baby. Yeah. I'm a hater.

[DJ Pre K]

He did not look bad at all.

[Michael Turley]

I know he looks good.

[DJ Pre K]

What did you say, John?

[Michael Turley]

He looks okay. Okay. The first half, he couldn't hit the broadside of a fence.

[Bobbo]

That's how Charles Manson got, you know, got famous.

[Michael Turley]

He.

[Bobbo]

He rolled with it. He stuck to his guns.

[Michael Turley]

The, the, the first half of the game, Arch did not look good.

[DJ Pre K]

He was okay. He was running them. He was doing good job.

[Michael Turley]

He's a runner.

[DJ Pre K]

He's a game manager. Like a really good game manager. And he gets that from his uncles.

[Michael Turley]

Right?

[DJ Pre K]

That's what they were both really good at.

[John Clay Wolf]

That.

[Bobbo]

His uncles are gay?

[DJ Pre K]

No, game manager.

[Bobbo]

Game manager.

[DJ Pre K]

But then all of a sudden the second half. Yeah, he turned it on. And A and M, they just, they, they choked in the second half. You got to have four quarters in there. I was. I didn't think there would be that much of a spread, but.

[Michael Turley]

Well, it wasn't supposed to be until that interception happened at the end.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, now it's gonna, it's gonna throw a little wrinkle in the playoffs. Does UT make it?

[Michael Turley]

I don't know. So they don't go to the championship game. Bama and Ole Miss, right?

[DJ Pre K]

Well, could be Bama and Georgia. If Bama wins, then it's Bama.

[Michael Turley]

Georgia. Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

Bama loses, then it's Georgia.

[Michael Turley]

Ole Miss. And who does Bama play?

[DJ Pre K]

They're Auburn.

[Michael Turley]

Are we betting on that now?

[DJ Pre K]

No, that's not part of the bets on there because it's not much of a game. I don't think the spreads pretty big. The game we are betting on. First one. 11 o', clock, Central Ohio State. 11 0. Number one in the country. At number 15, Michigan. They're nine and two. Ohio State's a nine, nine and a half point favorite at Michigan. Ohio State's lost four games in a row against the Wolverines. Can they break the streak? I get to spread. It's a lot of spread and I believe that's too much spread. I think Ohio State wins, but does not cover the spread. John, what about you?

[Michael Turley]

I'm setting it at seven and a half.

[DJ Pre K]

So you think that Ohio State wins by seven and a half? I think I'm gonna let you take that. Okay, next game. And this is your pick. And this has got a lot of implications for your SMU Mustangs, number 13, Miami nine two. At number 24, Pittsburgh. They're eight and three. That's 11 o' clock central on ABC. Basically if Pitt wins, they're in the ACC championship game. If Miami wins, SMU's in. Well, if Miami wins and Virginia wins, then SMU's in. Okay, so Miami has to beat Pittsburgh cuz SMU has the tiebreaker versus them. So they, they end up going to the ACC championship game. And I think if SMU's in, they beat them and then they might be in the playoffs. They beat Virginia.

[Bobbo]

So Miami is the bait in this proposition cuz you got an SMU fan sitting in front.

[Michael Turley]

Correct?

[DJ Pre K]

That's exactly right. So John, it's your pick. Miami. Miami's favored by six and a half at Pittsburgh. Number 24, Pittsburgh.

[Michael Turley]

I will take Pittsburgh.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, he did not take the bait. Interesting.

[Michael Turley]

Miami's not that good anymore. I mean we beat the hell out of them. I lost a lot of respect for Miami when we did that beat down in Dallas about three years ago.

[DJ Pre K]

I don't know if they beat the hell out. But they did beat him.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, by 20. No, no, no, no.

[DJ Pre K]

You sure it wasn't 20 points?

[Michael Turley]

Am I drinking? Yes.

[DJ Pre K]

But they did beat him. Yes.

[Michael Turley]

I like my twinning story better.

[DJ Pre K]

I'm gonna let you take that. I think Miami, they beat Pittsburgh.

[Michael Turley]

Pittsburgh.

[DJ Pre K]

We've got their butts kicked by Notre Dame and Miami, huh?

[Michael Turley]

Notre Dame's real. They're really good. Yes, real team.

[DJ Pre K]

All right, next game.

[Michael Turley]

I mean we could talk about real teams versus not real teams. So Arlington Heights High school, mild alma mater, rolls through the season, kills everybody by 50 points, goes the first playoff, kills them. Now they're playing Alito. And yesterday they played Alito. Alito's been the state championship too many times.

[DJ Pre K]

13 times they won it something crazy.

[Michael Turley]

They got beat 45 to nothing.

[DJ Pre K]

No, no, 55.

[Michael Turley]

55 to nothing. Was it 55. Yeah. Okay, so elite is a real team. That's what I'm saying. Notre Dame is a real team.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

That's why Pitt got beat by some.

[DJ Pre K]

Some are saying the team. T sips are saying the A M's not a real team either after this one, so.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know. I mean, they took it. Yeah, but. But they played some real teams, so.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, they did.

[Michael Turley]

I know, stupid. But the tips.

[DJ Pre K]

That's what T sips to say, you know.

[Michael Turley]

What's a T sip it up, Longhorn. Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

I'm sorry. My son was. We're watching the game and he's. He's all Aggied out and. T sip this. T sip that.

[Michael Turley]

And. Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Anyway.

[Michael Turley]

All right, nerds. Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Last college game, number 12, Vanderbilt. At number 18, Tennessee. This game's at 230 on a.

[Michael Turley]

That's a good game.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

That's probably the best matchup of the day.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, the. And the spread says it, too. Tennessee's favorite by two and a half, Diego Pave.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, did you know Theo Von's nailed his mom?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

It's going now, I think. So he put it together. We haven't been there in the bedroom with him, but they're definitely a thing.

[DJ Pre K]

That's what. That's what the rumor is.

[Michael Turley]

Well, that. I mean, there's. There's a lot of video of it, too.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, they're getting handsy with each other. Well, Ken, Diego Pave win a big game, and then maybe he's the actual front runner for the Heisman. It's possible. He's got to have to do that.

[Michael Turley]

What's the line on this? Tennessee?

[DJ Pre K]

Two and a half points. Tennessee's favorite. It's my pick. So hold on. I think Tennessee wins, but I don't think they cover the spread. I think because Vanderbilt, they have that little magic. They've late in the game, they'll do something crazy to keep it close. So Tennessee wins, but doesn't cover the spread. What are you. What do you say, John?

[Michael Turley]

I will take Vandy. All right. With the points, but I think we need to move the line up to.

[Bobbo]

Wait, wait, wait.

[Michael Turley]

The line's only two and a half? Yeah. How do you not cover that and win? I mean, that's close. Okay, that's fine. Let's go. All right. I'm good.

[DJ Pre K]

I know you're making this easy today. I don't know about the outcomes, but.

[Michael Turley]

Tired of arguing with you all the time.

[DJ Pre K]

Some really good NFL games coming up. Really good ones there.

[Michael Turley]

I told my Eagles buddy. I was about to say, I said, the reason y' all got blown out last night is so you can. You could take away the victory of the Cowboys to make it like it's not special.

[DJ Pre K]

No, it makes it special because now the Cowboys have a chance.

[Michael Turley]

I understand, but it just takes. It takes special off of it. Like we beat the two super bowl teams back to back and then the Eagles go up to. Where was it?

[DJ Pre K]

Chicago.

[Michael Turley]

Chicago. Lay egg. Oh, man, how you lay an egg. Rushed by them.

[DJ Pre K]

No, no, it wasn't in Chicago. It was at home.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I didn't even know that. I wasn't paying attention, cuz I hate the Eagles so much. Yeah, I hate them. That. Yeah, I do.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, we.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, let's have fun. Just hate. Good to hate.

[DJ Pre K]

That's right. All right, John, this is your pick in the NFL. Possibly upset of the week. I don't know. Six and five. Texans at eight and three. Colts. Colts are favored by three and a half. That's at noon on cbs. It's a big game because if the Texans win, then they're Texans. Okay. You're just going straight up with the Texans. Yep. Three and a half spread.

[Michael Turley]

Colts.

[DJ Pre K]

I think they win.

[Michael Turley]

Texans are good.

[DJ Pre K]

I know. That's why I'm like. I think so, too. But three and a half. I'm gonna stick with it.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

Don't be a Turley.

[DJ Pre K]

I'm gonna stick with it. I'm gonna be a.

[Michael Turley]

All right.

[DJ Pre K]

And then this is probably, I would say the game of the weekend for him. It's the bills at the 6 and 5 Steelers. Aaron Rodgers is playing. That's at 3:30 on CBS. Must win for both teams, really, to keep in the playoff race.

[Michael Turley]

Your pick or.

[DJ Pre K]

Actually it's my pick.

[Michael Turley]

What's the line?

[DJ Pre K]

The spread is three and a half point favorites.

[Bobbo]

Bills.

[DJ Pre K]

I think that's. Yes. Bills win this game.

[Michael Turley]

I'll take Pittsburgh. Well, there we go.

[DJ Pre K]

We didn't have to buck each other off. Move the spread line. Nothing. I'm worried.

[Michael Turley]

I'm worried here.

[DJ Pre K]

It was too easy.

[Michael Turley]

We got to know this. The reason that I let you in.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, okay. The reason I'm up 325 is.

[Michael Turley]

Yes. And. And going to be 425. Now the, the. The bet with.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, actually there's $100 too.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[DJ Pre K]

There's another 100.

[Michael Turley]

I might as well just go and pay you now. Right. So you're up 425. The reason I let you win on. On these close Ones. So I'm thinking Pittsburgh, Bills should. Bills win? Yes. But am I going to go Pittsburgh? Yes. Why? Because we have a lot of fans in Pittsburgh and it's not a, you know, make them happy. I don't have any Buffalo friends. I hate Buffalo. So just. Is it worth $25 to maybe lose in love on our fans?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

So, like the Texans, Houston.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. So did you not figure this out? This went on a while.

[DJ Pre K]

I did not notice that.

[Michael Turley]

No. So, so you're totally.

[Bobbo]

Don't do that.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

I don't care about the listeners.

[Michael Turley]

Right. I do.

[DJ Pre K]

I care about money.

[Michael Turley]

I do, I care about the listeners. Now I'll argue it and move the points if I think it's club. But, but really what I'm betting today, I, I, I, I should have pressed the line on a couple of them, but I'm like, hey, man, we got a big following in Pittsburgh on dv. We've got a big following in Houston. Let's roll. Texans are good. Let's be part of it.

[DJ Pre K]

So what was your rationale with the hate of Arch? We have a lot of listeners in Austin.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Because I believed it to be true. I, I just, I just don't think he's good enough to be the quarterback of the Texas Longhorns. And any little midget can run up this the middle of the field 500 miles an hour when, when there's nobody there to tackle you. I don't know, man.

[DJ Pre K]

I think your, your hate is just. You're not, not seeing there is talent there.

[Bobbo]

He does remind me of Bucky Richardson a lot.

[Michael Turley]

Obviously, I'm wrong.

[Dean Stanfield]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, the proof is in the pudding. Arch Manning is obviously a good quarterback. What really got me going was last year. It was last year.

[DJ Pre K]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

Quinn, yours, I'm a fan. Fan of. And when they were saying that Arch needs to go in in front of Quinn last year, I'm like, shut your fat mouth. And then when we watched him start this year, he was so terrible. I was just piling on that. Yeah. Here's what I do like about Arch Manning. I like his personality. I like the way he talks to the media. I like his humbleness. I like Arch Manning. I like Peyton, I like Eli. I like that whole group. But I just didn't think he was good enough to be the. He wasn't good enough to be the quarterback for the one of them horns until about two weeks ago.

[Bobbo]

Y' all remember Bucky back in the 80s, Houston Oilers when who was there, War Moon was their quarterback, was out and they put in the next guy, the only next guy they had. Bucky Richardson couldn't pass. He just couldn't pass.

[Michael Turley]

He'd run, he'd run.

[Bobbo]

That's all he did. And run, Bucky run became a thing. And they did pretty well for those.

[Michael Turley]

I didn't know they had to let this kid grow up on their field and like, just because he's a celebrity kid, like give him the practice field in live games so that he could mature and turn into a quarterback. That's what they did. I mean, can you imagine the conversations between coach in. In the dads, you know, they had him. I bet Peyton was like, hey, man, don't do this for us. Just. Just put him down. He'll be great. He will be great. He's gonna be great. But it just wasn't time yet. I just didn't think. I thought it was undeserving.

[DJ Pre K]

That's all you thought he was because of the name, right?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

There's a lot of people that thought the same thing.

[Michael Turley]

Not thought, think it was. He has grown into a quarterback over the season, but he didn't need to wreck Texas's season to do it right. Because if they had the backup in, Texas would be top 10 for sure.

[DJ Pre K]

You say they would be in the playoffs?

[Michael Turley]

Absolutely. Absolutely. No question.

[Bobbo]

I like you. Plays with heart, man.

[Michael Turley]

All right, we'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf and that was our hot sports moment. And this is the John Clay Wolf show. Go to YouTube. Join [e-mail] if you want to see the video cameras. How many people are on right now?

[John Clay Wolf]

777.

[Michael Turley]

All right, let's bust a thousand today. Everybody on there, post it on your socials. Let's bring some more people in. It's Thanksgiving weekend. We're not supposed to have this many listeners on on a holiday weekend. This is nice. We'll be right back.

[Show Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Michael Turley]

Randy, how many women have you nested?

[Bobbo]

Well, now, I mean, I'm settled down now.

[Caller/Listener]

Me and Sharonda got a good thing going.

[Show Announcer]

Call them toll free. 1-800-800-RADIO.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, you do. Now, John Clay Wolf, it is Thanksgiving weekend. Good morning, everybody. And we forgot to have the Thanksgiving prayer. Well, actually, Reverend Charles did not show up until just now. He had a scotch in his hand. He just drank it. And Reverend Charles, some of the listeners on the chat on our YouTube stream, we're asking for a Thanksgiving prayer from you.

[Bobbo]

Oh, is that right?

[Michael Turley]

That is right.

[Bobbo]

I'd be happy to have you with. With that now too. I may have. You know, when you a pastor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pastor.

[Bobbo]

When you a pastor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Your own church, your own congregation, you guys to think about, you know, the things you could lead the people with. Now this may be a little controversial.

[John Clay Wolf]

I say controversial.

[Bobbo]

Yes, yes. Controversial.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir.

[Bobbo]

I understand. You know, back when me, Elizabeth was married back in 1972 and we was only little bitty pretty young people at the time, her mama had a mama and they called Big Mama. And she would make the Thanksgiving dinner every time. Every year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every year.

[Bobbo]

Every year she would make the Thanksgiving dinner dinner. And it was real nice and I remember that. And I love it at the time. And I thanked her for. And she was a good grandmother in law. I guess what she was.

[John Clay Wolf]

What it would be.

[Bobbo]

Yes. Yes. Are we gonna pray and no. See what I get to.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Where are you?

[Bobbo]

She made the Denver back then. Now this last week I went down to my niece's house.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And she ain't no little chicken. You know, she folded seven and she made the dinner and she took the turkey.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And the turkey didn't have no wings and no legs.

[Michael Turley]

No way.

[Bobbo]

No thighs and no breasts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

It was just one breast. Now it's big.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did we share prayer over it?

[Bobbo]

And she marinated this. She told me this is true in the oregano and basil, parsley, sage and thyme.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a song.

[Bobbo]

And then rubbed it around in like a canola based canola. Almost like a glaze. Okay. And it was okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Didn't we start looking for a prayer?

[Bobbo]

Big Mama would make that turkey, bake it for four and a half hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all right.

[Bobbo]

At 3:28.

[DJ Pre K]

That's about as long as the story's 3:28.

[Bobbo]

And when it was done, she would stuff it with stuffing too. Made from her own handmade homebread. And when it was done last half hour, she would pull. This is true, 2 cups of melted pocket on the turkey. On top of the turkey margarine while it was hot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

So it didn't congeal and look all sick. To be damned. It was a good turkey.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And on the sweet potatoes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And the green bean casserole. And the mashed potatoes. And Lily Mac and cheese.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

She was the first person I even knew too. They're making shells with Mac and cheese.

[DJ Pre K]

No more drinks for him.

[Bobbo]

And every one of them, every one of them had at least a cup of melted parquet on top. Pray with me, children. Good Lord, here we go.

[Caller/Listener]

Finally.

[Bobbo]

You know, we all know little Debbie these days, but many people ain't nobody can afford no butter. You save that for eastern there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

The little blue bonnet girl on the top of the park cage box is what it's in now. It used to be a little sticks of par k in box. Good lord, please bless and keep the poke. Not just because the pretty girl on the box, but because parquet is so lovely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it?

[Bobbo]

And when you melt two cups of parade and pull it on a turkey, what happens? Even dead and cooked for dinner, the turkey said amen.

[Michael Turley]

Amen. Amen. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Reverend Charles. We always appreciate you. Happy Thanksgiving. I'm thankful that you were part of my life. What else am I thankful for? I'm thankful for all the wolf packers, our community that we've built with this radio show. You guys are all sitting on the chat box talking to each other. I'm thankful for give me the vin. This company that can make enough money to make all this crap happen in Walnut Springs. We have these events. Events. And all of our fans come to it like they did the other day. And we're going to do it again. I think I'm gonna do car BQ in the spring. And we're also going to do the motorcycle rally. Walnut Springs rally. We're not calling it the rattlesnake rally. Changing the name of the rattlesnake to Walnut springs roadhouse.

[John Clay Wolf]

I heard that.

[Bobbo]

And is it going to be a cook off?

[Michael Turley]

I just brought it up. I just made it up.

[Bobbo]

That would be cool.

[DJ Pre K]

I think that's something that.

[Bobbo]

Oh, they'll come out for a cook. Oh, my God.

[Michael Turley]

You know, after 30 years in this trade and 20 years on the air. And I'm thankful for the affiliates that I make so much fun of all the time, the radio affiliates. And I thankful. Thank you all so much. I'm quitting next June. So this is like we've got eight months left of this radio show and then it's going to end. So start subscribing to the YouTube thing because we're not going to quit quit, but we're going to pivot somehow. And I think it's going to be all. I don't know if we're going to keep doing it on FM radio broadcast. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

John, I just noticed. Just it's as soon as. I'm sorry to interrupt you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Program director.

[Bobbo]

It's me, Elliot. Soon as you started talking about quitting the show, you got 50 meters in Kansas City. They must really like you.

[DJ Pre K]

Up there.

[Michael Turley]

Well, that's.

[Bobbo]

Good job guys.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you so much, Elliot. I'd like to see. We're actually having the jingle ball. The iheart guys are coming over to the house before that and I'm just going.

[DJ Pre K]

When you're going to include them actually.

[Michael Turley]

Yep.

[DJ Pre K]

That's good.

[Michael Turley]

That's nice of you. I heart's been a great partner of ours.

[DJ Pre K]

That's true, Ash.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, I mean was our first. No, the fan was our first big station. Then I heart took us over what it used to be called. Clear channel. Correct. At one point we made, we made it through the bankruptcy. Might be another one coming. You never know. Never know we'll make it through that one hopefully. And yeah, it's just been a. It, it's, it's. It's been a good run and it's so fun when we have these, the events out here that people are coming to and traveling to. It's really fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was blown away by the people and just the level of cars. Beautiful cars came from everywhere. Came from all over the country.

[Michael Turley]

Yes. Literally.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not just Texas. No, they came from everywhere.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's a little overwhelming.

[John Clay Wolf]

It really was overwhelming. I was like, oh wow, what have we started?

[Michael Turley]

Ticket stock ain't got crap on this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Beautiful. Just amazing. No carbecue. Dude, that's great.

[DJ Pre K]

I think a car that's going to be carbecue. Oh yeah.

[Michael Turley]

There.

[DJ Pre K]

Now you can get like you know, the meat church folks and stuff like that out.

[Michael Turley]

Church?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, meat church is a big meat church. Yeah. Me church.

[Michael Turley]

I think Reverend Charles should have a pit cooking at the carnival.

[Bobbo]

No, I don't do that no more.

[John Clay Wolf]

No more meat. Not for you. Just veggies.

[Bobbo]

I got a head full of charcoal one time. These are many years ago and I don't do it no more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here we go.

[Michael Turley]

And nearby Meridian they, they have a annual barbecue event that used to be huge and it's gotten smaller and I think we need to bring it into this thing. But it's a good time. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Scott and Hot Springs. I've got one of my main buyers lives in little Rock Rock and I sent him a picture of your file right here. So he will be calling you. And he's really good with these high dollar Corvettes and the Vipers. I can tell you the Viper ain't gonna do what you want for it. I've been down this road on Vipers lately and you can Actually go, go and bring a trailer. Put in GMTV on bring a trailer and you'll see two Vipers that we had to sell and bring a trailer because we were so buried in them and we still lost about 10,000 on them. The, the, that first gen Viper money is not there like it was. The, the, the last gen Viper money's good but that first gen's not. ACR is a real good but. Anyway, you hear what I'm saying? But expect a call from Abdullah. He's a redneck but his name's Abdullah. It's pretty interesting cat. He's super smart so pay attention what he's saying. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Be right back.

[Bobbo]

Grandma, you've gotta let me know now. Is there a turkey leg to go now they say it isn't safe to travel. I guess you can't beat me at Scrabble until we hang the mistletoe. I'll take a turkey leg to go. I'll take a turkey leg to go green.

[Caller/Listener]

Spam it up and I will stop.

[Bobbo]

With mashed potatoes and cream gravy. Spam it up and I will stop. Just leave it out and I'll drive by. And don't forget the pumpkin pie and don't forget the pumpkin pie. The holidays are put on hold. I'll take a turkey leg to go. Thanks grandmom. Thanks grandmom. And live from Dallas, Texas it's Saturday morning. It's the John Glaywolf show starring John Clay Wolf with JD Ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown and featuring DJ Pre K, Rush Limbo, Keith Richards, Randy the Chipmunk and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, Josh on Clay Wolf.

[Michael Turley]

Morning everybody. It is Saturday, the day after Thanksgiving. It's been a fun show so far, David. Include Texas Clute. I don't know where that is. What's your question, sir?

[Caller/Listener]

Did you just say you're going to stop doing live air?

[Michael Turley]

I did.

[Caller/Listener]

We're going to radio show.

[Michael Turley]

It'll be 20 years this right around the end of June, so probably the.

[Caller/Listener]

Fourth for 20 years.

[Michael Turley]

John, have you really.

[Caller/Listener]

That's what I do on Saturday morning. Yes, I have. Well, you can't get up, you can't drink all day. If you don't start in the morning.

[Michael Turley]

I'm gonna miss it. But 20 years is a long run and I don't know what we're gonna do. To tell you the truth. I just. I just have some deals I need to change and in the the fact that like, anyway. Yeah, yeah, I'm planning on quitting. Am I going away completely? No. But am I going to pivot?

[Dean Stanfield]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you. We'll figure out a way. We can't leave everybody's orphaned, orphaned. Speaking of orphans, we've got Dean Stanfield, who is a comedian out of Houston, Texas, I do believe. Do you live in Houston, Dean? No. You live in Austin? Austin.

[Dean Stanfield]

I live in Austin, yeah. I'm Austin comic. But we're in Houston tonight, Saturday at the Sam Houston racetrack.

[Michael Turley]

And you're a race car driver?

[Dean Stanfield]

Yes, sir.

[Michael Turley]

Have you ever raced. Have you ever run the Texas motorsport Ranch in Crescent?

[Dean Stanfield]

I haven't, no. I mean, it's not the, the style of racing that I do currently, but I would love to if anybody wants to pay for a car.

[Michael Turley]

I hear you. I, I did that for the first time last week and it was a blast. Took an old 1977. It was Paul Newman, you know, he was a badass race car driver. And Adam Carolla and I bought. Hit one of his race cars together. And Adam was in town playing my. We got a little venue in Walnut Springs, Texas, and Adam did a stand up show there and we went out to the track and wrote it and God, that was a blast, man. I learned a lot. I did flat spot the front tires because the first 10 laps I did in a Lamborghini that had ABS, she could just drive that bitch into the corners wide open and just stand on the brakes and the abs would. And on that old Ferrari, I did that a couple times. And the whole cabin filled with smoke and homie gets to buy a new pair of slicks on the front.

[Dean Stanfield]

Yeah, yeah. You'll blow a tire doing that.

[Michael Turley]

So did you have a good Thanksgiving?

[Dean Stanfield]

I did have a good Thanksgiving. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I, I had a great one with the family. You know, I'm so thankful for my kids. I got four kids, a beautiful wife. She cooked the whole meal, made her own butter, made her own biscuits, the whole work. Did you have anything special to be thankful for this year?

[Dean Stanfield]

Yeah, actually, the complete opposite of that is thankful for not having kids.

[Michael Turley]

Oh.

[Dean Stanfield]

And. And not having to get up early and not have it. I mean, they didn't have. I mean, I got. I got the rest of the family to cook dinner for me and. Yeah, but it's nice, you know, I, I did not have. I died 31 years old, still don't have kids. It's, it's. It's actually, it's pretty nice.

[Michael Turley]

Did you have a girlfriend? Did you go on any dates? Did you having fun?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Satan, the Prince of Darkness]

Yeah.

[Dean Stanfield]

Well, I mean, I go on plenty of dates, but yeah, I don't know how to. Old Dave's is here with me.

[DJ Pre K]

Somebody in this bed behind him.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, he's, he's got a male. And he's a homosexual. He's. He's closeted. Deeply closeted. Homosexual.

[Dean Stanfield]

No. No.

[Michael Turley]

So like, did you have a date like this week? Did you have any to tell us? Tell, tell us a butt story.

[Dean Stanfield]

Last time I was in Houston, I did have a, I had a date and we woke up the next morning and she said, she said I needed to go get her a plan B pill because we did, you know, did things as you do in the bedroom.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[Dean Stanfield]

And it, I kind of hurt my feelings a little bit. That, that, that was the first thing that we had to talk about, you know, because it's a 72 hour pill.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[Dean Stanfield]

You know, we got plenty of time to talk about this. You know, we can't. I told her that. What I said was, I said, can we go get breakfast as a family one time before we have to freaking.

[Michael Turley]

We gotta go talk about this.

[Dean Stanfield]

You know, why can't we, you know, let's go to Cracker Barrel, put a booster seat out, see how it feels just one time. Take the boy to breakfast. I want to send them to heaven hungry, you know.

[Michael Turley]

So that's your, that's your Thanksgiving story. Oh, hell. So you're on tonight? No. November 28th, 29th, Sam Houston race Park.

[Dean Stanfield]

That's tonight.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

What. As far as the race car driver, what, what do you run? Well, like is it dirt track or what?

[Dean Stanfield]

Yeah, well, I drive a rally, so I'm, I'm driving a Subaru WRX currently and which is a lesbian's car, but we make it go fast.

[Bobbo]

But yeah.

[Dean Stanfield]

So rally is, is, are you the.

[Michael Turley]

Crazy bastard that's going 70 around the corners, hanging it out, fixing to fly off of a mountain. Mountain or kill people on the. Watching on the side. Okay, now I understand.

[Dean Stanfield]

Yeah, it's a. We got a co driver sitting next to me, so he's reading me off pace notes. That allows me to take those corners without looking at them, you know, I know, I know what's coming up and what's going on so I can, I can go as fast as I want around blind corners and I think it's the most, it's the most dangerous racing for sure and it's the most thrilling. I enjoy the, enjoy the heck out of it. I'm waiting for these Europeans to come across the pond So I can kick the hell out of them too.

[Michael Turley]

So when you bought that car, did you buy it or did somebody put you in it?

[Dean Stanfield]

Somebody put me in it. Well, the race. So I work for a rally ready driving school and they have. I'm working on buying a front wheel drive for my own, for my own season.

[Michael Turley]

But where I was going is like, if you bought that car, that car you run, what would it cost?

[Dean Stanfield]

About 40 to $45,000.

[Michael Turley]

And what does it cost to keep it up through a season? Another 40, $45,000.

[Dean Stanfield]

30 to $40,000 depending on how, how well I treat it and you know, and what, what, what races we go to depending on. We know weather and, and styles of tracks because it's driving on dirt roads. It's like the old, it's like as close to the old school, like moonshiner racing as you can get.

[Michael Turley]

That makes sense.

[Dean Stanfield]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

So you were, you, you won the second place in the funniest person in Austin competition. You were named this year just for laughs, new face in the standup category. So you got it coming on. You got it going on.

[Dean Stanfield]

Yeah, it's coming up, man. We're really, really appreciated. I'm trying to, trying to get big enough that I can, I can afford my own race car.

[Michael Turley]

So write this down. Do you have a pen handy by any chance? If you don't just remember it. So Walnut Springs Roadhouse, we've got a venue here. Like I said, Adam Crolla was here last week. He sold 350 tickets. And it's where the radio show, like, literally the radio shows broadcast. We're in a. You ever seen those rednecks, those hillbilly rich Louisiana guys that build deer blinds and they make condominiums out of them? Our radio studio is like that. So we're in the middle of a deer lease in a badass radio studio in the middle of nowhere. And there's this town that's eight minutes away and it looked like Blazing Saddles, like, what was the name of that? Rock Ridge. And most of it was empty. And myself and another guy bought most of the buildings and we've remodeled in and there's three restaurants, bars in there now. And one of them is a big venue. Ted Nugent is playing there in two weeks. He's doing his birthday party here in November. What is that? 12th? I mean, December 12th. Anyway, we have some biggest. My point is when you're going to Dallas, you're going to have hit, you know, Dallas, Fort Worth. Put, put us on your list and Do a show here and you come sit in on the show. And do you know Jerry, you know, do you know Jerry Longmire?

[Dean Stanfield]

No, I don't.

[Michael Turley]

Jerry Wayne. He's done a couple shows here. I mean, you're not going to sell it out because your name's not big enough yet. But you come through here and make everybody laugh, though. I watched some of your reels, I watched some of your reels this morning. You're good. You're going to get better. You're going to get more popular. So we will build it up. But I think you, I like your, your comedy and I think you should make a stop here in Rock Ridge.

[Dean Stanfield]

Yeah, I'd love to. I really appreciate that.

[Michael Turley]

Absolutely. And if you want to go see Dean, go tonight at the Houston Sam Houston Race Park. And Dean, thank you so much. And I'm glad that you, hopefully you got to have breakfast at Cracker Barrel with your family and we will talk to you soon, man. Thanks again. I look forward to it.

[Bobbo]

Thank you.

[Michael Turley]

My name is John Clay Wolf. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. What happened to old hot rod speed shops across the nation in the 60s and 70s, John, in Minnesota, everybody died and it kind of went away. Now they're rice burners, they're Asian. They've got Chinese buffets and Asian parts for the rice burner. WRXS and stuff like that is what happened. Are you there, John?

[DJ Pre K]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

Yep.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, that, that's pretty sad in itself, but okay. So on another subject, when are you gonna have your other car show down there in Walnut Springs?

[Michael Turley]

You know, we have the big one in the fall. And I just came up with this idea of car BQ for the spring. So we'll start planning that now. I don't have a date. And then we have a big motorcycle rally, the Walnut Springs Rally. And I think it's. I forgot the date right now or the last weekend of April. Yeah, it's moving around a little bit. We're. I think I do know we have a date, but I'll get to that soon. We've got plenty of time. But yeah, John, I will let you know on the carbecue thing. And if you're in the barbecue world and you want to be part of this, go to jcwshow.com and click email John and. And start telling me that you want to do this and I'll put it together. That's.

[DJ Pre K]

I could put a winner to me.

[Michael Turley]

All right, man. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio, it is time for the lightning round. That means you call in. This is Sponsored by by GiveMeTheven.com Give me year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean and I will bid your car on the radio or your RV or your motorcycle on behalf of givemetheven.com America's Best Car Buyer. It goes like this. Pearl. Pearl and El Paso. Are you there? Yes. A 21 Nissan Rogue, four cylinder, 50,000 miles, average, rougher, clean. Is it average, rough or clean, is your Nissan Rogue. Your 21 Nissan Rogue with 50k on it. Is it average, rough or clean condition? I'm just guessing. I'm not looking at anything. Is it 12 grand? Does that sound right, Pearl?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, like I said, you're the first one that I asked. I really have no idea.

[Michael Turley]

I'm just going off the gut. I'm hitting it at 12. Go to givemetheven.com in. The computer will automatically bid it immediately when you put in your license plate number. It's fast, it's quick, and we love to buy your car. Call in now. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. I'll bid your car on the radio. Vets, diesel trucks, Ferraris, Lamborghinis. We really buy the whole spread. Mopars69 cabarro72k5blazer. You know I want to buy. Did we buy that Freedom pack wreckage truck? Turley, that Ford high boy? We hit him at 30 grand, didn't we? And they wanted 33.

[DJ Pre K]

No. Yeah, he wants. No, he wanted 35 and we're.

[Michael Turley]

We're stuck at 30. Yes. Yeah, we're offering enough. I did some more comps and looked that thing up. We're all over it at 30. Anyway, we'll be right back. 800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Give us a call.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevit.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf.

[Michael Turley]

This is the Lightning round. We bid the cars on the radio on behalf of givemetheven.com America's best car buyer. Coast to coast. We've got 30 offices across the country that you can work with. But just [e-mail] put in your license plate. Bada bing, bada boom. And if we don't beat a car match or carvana deal, we will send you a check for a hundred dollars when you send us the purchase order that you sold it to them. We were given that Option. So that we have an option to beat them. That's what we do that for. Because we want to beat them. Roger. You got a 14 Lexus CT200. 103,000 miles. Average, rougher, clean.

[Caller/Listener]

I would say average.

[Michael Turley]

I'd say seven grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Seven grand. Okay. All right. That's not bad.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you, Jonathan. In El Paso, an 01 pre runner Toyota. Is it a four cylinder or six? Hello. Four cylinder.

[Caller/Listener]

Sorry, you cut off a little bit.

[Michael Turley]

Four cylinder or six cylinder?

[Caller/Listener]

Six cylinder.

[Michael Turley]

And is it a crew cab or a extended cab?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a crew.

[Michael Turley]

And it has how many miles?

[Caller/Listener]

It's 152 average miles away from hitting 152k average.

[Michael Turley]

Rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

It's clean.

[Michael Turley]

Six grand. Lost him. Oh, whoops. He just crossed the Mexico border. He's got. He's muling drugs and people over into El Paso as we speak. Trevor. A 19 Ram half ton Lone Star. 131,000 miles. 5.7 Hemi two wheel drive. OHS 13 wants a bit north of that. I'm just trying to get there, to tell you the truth. Let me see here. Let me look at something real quick. What color is it, Trev?

[Caller/Listener]

Light. Light.

[Michael Turley]

What size wheels?

[Caller/Listener]

20 inch. 20 inch chrome wheels.

[Michael Turley]

That's good. It. Is it the double cab or the crew cab?

[Caller/Listener]

I don't know what the difference between the double cab and the. It's four door, big black door.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. And it's a. You said it's a big. No, it's a Lone Star Lone Star Quad cab. Lone Star.

[Caller/Listener]

Inside on by the glove box it says Lone Star on the outside where it says RAM 1500. Underneath of it it says classic.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, I'm a seven. I'm an $11,000 buyer. Okay, put me down there. Go to. Give me the vin.com. if you decide you want to sell it. I understand you're gonna shop around a little bit, but I mean average MMR on this thing's 11. 7. And that's about what I'm gonna get for it. And you know, it costs me money to handle them. I gotta ship them and clean them and all that stuff and pay an auction fee. So. So I'm an 11 grand check writer. Thank you sir. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Be right back. Hey, for all things.

[Show Announcer]

Gimme the VIN. Check out jcwshow.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

A couple of questions that I have to ask you.

[Bobbo]

They're a little personal. Have you ever been convicted of a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Felony or a misdemeanor? That's robbery, rape, car theft, that sort of thing.

[Satan, the Prince of Darkness]

Convicted?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, Never convicted. That's good.

[Michael Turley]

Good.

[Bobbo]

Are either of you homosexuals? You mean like flaming or. Well, it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a standard question we have to ask.

[Caller/Listener]

No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Would they send us someplace special?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah. We're back.

[Show Announcer]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com Now, John Clay Wolf.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, just announced Ted Nugent. We're adding another show on the 12th because the 13th is selling so well, we need to add another night. So we're gonna do the 12th and the 13th. Go to Walnut Springs rally dot com. That's just the website for everything we're doing out here. Even though, I mean, the rally is the actual bike thing in May. But I just use that website for everything.

[Bobbo]

J. Nugent, birthday weekend.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. That's gonna be huge. Yeah, I can play, man. Oh, he still has it. He's damn sure still has it. Pre K, do you have your black, white, black, Latino or other quiz for us Today show?

[DJ Pre K]

No.

[Bobbo]

You are now about to witness the.

[Michael Turley]

Strength of street knowledge.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, sir. Everybody's favorite game where I read a crime story or just news story and y' all just, you know, give me the general feeling that you get from it. But our suspect this week week is a serial car thief living a badass lifestyle. Reports show that police were patrolling the streets in Mobile, Alabama when they got a ring about somebody breaking into cars at 3am prime hours for some crime. Our suspect was spotted, but he did the dash and took off in a Chevy Cavalier speeding through the residential neighborhood. Little did he know he was driving through a dead end and slammed into the back of the of a family sedan. Cops pulled him out the car safely and proceeded to whip his ass. And he was arrested for felony evading and theft charges. But his mug shot revealed a giant tattoo across his neck that reads all gas, no brakes.

[Michael Turley]

Fitting.

[DJ Pre K]

But is he white, black, Latino or other man?

[Michael Turley]

I was going to say black, but I'm. But the tattoo changed that for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Me.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah. Mobile.

[Michael Turley]

That's where the leprechaun was from. Yeah. Who all seen the leprechaun say yeah, yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

But the tattoo, all gas and what?

[Bobbo]

No breaks? No breaks.

[Michael Turley]

I'm just going Asian just to be weird because I think the. I think prek is setting us up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he's a white guy, but he's from Louisiana.

[Michael Turley]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's 23 years old, never been to school. Not a day like the water boy yeah, yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

This sounds like a meth crime.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Because a cavalier white man stealing a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cavalier, you know, respecting black man would steal a cavalier.

[DJ Pre K]

No, no.

[Michael Turley]

And then.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, that's why I was like, if.

[Michael Turley]

It'S a hellcat, now it's a different story.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

That's also the lamest ass English language tattoo I've ever heard.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[Bobbo]

All gas, no breaks, cha cha. Like something Dennis Miller would say.

[John Clay Wolf]

Totally does.

[Michael Turley]

What's your guess?

[Bobbo]

White.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Whiter than whitest white.

[Michael Turley]

So you're white, Turley.

[DJ Pre K]

What are you white too?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. I'm going to go. I'm white from Louisiana.

[DJ Pre K]

Mine's a meth one and I'm.

[Michael Turley]

I'm Asian. Okay, let's go Asian.

[DJ Pre K]

Asian's an interesting choice.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you.

[DJ Pre K]

But I guess, you know, y' all are getting too good at this. 37 year old Timothy Allen, Hugh old white man.

[Michael Turley]

YOLO.

[DJ Pre K]

Look at this guy on the JCW show.

[Michael Turley]

Wow. Oh, wow. Jesus Christ. Just for looking like that.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah. You see how I told y' all the cops put hands on. He makes.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, they beat his ass. He makes jelly roll and Post Malone look pretty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Lord. That's. It looks like a movie poster.

[Michael Turley]

So that looks like the guy from the Arkansas. Remember that Arkansas crime years ago? The. Not Genesis 6, but there was that other thing a Little West Memphis 7. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

He looks like Uncle Fester at the age of 14.

[Michael Turley]

That's exact. You've got it right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Correct.

[Michael Turley]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. There was something else. We got the coffee enema covered. We've got black, white, Latino or other. We're gonna do. You can't handle the truth after our next break. So y' all can start loading up on that. That you just lost a listener.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have one of those. We have one. It's, it's.

[Michael Turley]

It's different.

[Satan, the Prince of Darkness]

You just lost a listener.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we get these emails from folks that have heard something on the show that really upset them. Otherwise they would have listened. And they probably did listen, even after they got mad. But they then send us an email saying, I'm not gonna listen to your show anymore. This one came.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, no. Well, guess what? After July, whatever, you won't have to.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't have up to. It's going away. Brad Bussey, B U S S E Y. Brad is from New Braunfels, Texas. Brad says again, listen to this one. See if you think where. Where it actually came from. Dear John, stop being a dick to Babo at the End of all your bickering. You ask him to do a voice, he doesn't even waver. Respect your employees. He doesn't get enough respect, he doesn't need your s. Bobbo's a good guy.

[Michael Turley]

Signed, Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it came from Brad Bussey.

[Satan, the Prince of Darkness]

You just lost a listener.

[Bobbo]

Wow, that's a little vote of positivity, I guess. I appreciate that.

[DJ Pre K]

Now, who handed you that email? J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo.

[DJ Pre K]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just thinking. Did you have somebody write that, Bob?

[Bobbo]

No, it's just written like you would say, I don't do. Do that. I know you guys make me out as dishonest.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, God, I'll drink all the whiskey.

[Bobbo]

I bought for you.

[Michael Turley]

Well, the best story was when Bobbo was a morning man in Wichita Falls, Texas. His co host hated him. So he would go to the office computer and write hate mail to the station saying that it was some flower shop owner or something. And Bobbo finally figured it out, and.

[Bobbo]

That homo did own a flower shop at one time. Come to find out.

[Michael Turley]

Wow, what was his name?

[Bobbo]

McMillan.

[Michael Turley]

And he was a liar.

[Bobbo]

Oh, he was, dude. Dude was off the hook. He was like. You saw the cable guy.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, he was little like that, but he would literally go. He was sending the. When you gave it to the IT people and they mapped it back. They got the IP address of the radio stations where the emails were coming from.

[John Clay Wolf]

Coming from inside that house.

[Bobbo]

Hey, you know, I don't. I don't hold any hate about it anymore. But the engineer did come in and. And he go, what are you doing? I was. I'm looking at this hate mail man every morning. I was gonna.

[Michael Turley]

He goes. He goes.

[Bobbo]

He looked at it. He goes, click, click, click, click. He goes, that's coming from the station down the hall.

[Michael Turley]

Dear program Director, please give McMillan more air time. Bobbo steps all over him and he won't let him talk. He's so much funnier than Bobbon. Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And the guy wasn't the least bit funny. I mean, he was the most unfunny. You know, it's like a no talent hack trying to do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trying to do it.

[Michael Turley]

So we've got to take a music break, and when we come back, we're going to do. The truth is, and this is this new little thing we've been doing, and it's fun. We open the phone lines up for you guys. 8008-0072-3480-0800-723, 4, 800, 800 radio. Like, quick hit. No pleasantries, just state your mind. The Truth is, the Cowboys are better than the Chiefs. Yeah, that's a comment. The truth is Donald Trump's an idiot. The truth is I love Donald. You know, just whatever, whatever you want to do. The truth is your show sucks. The truth is your show's great. Whatever it is. I don't open phone lines to you guys. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We will be be right back. And remember, at 12 noon we've got a new video going up of a barn find thing that I did up in Tulsa. If you're a car nerd, you'll enjoy it. You can watch it on our YouTube. Be right back.

[Show Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com back.

[Michael Turley]

California, you've got another hour coming up after this. Everybody else, this is your last segment across the country, east coast. We already lost you a while back. Okay, it's time for the truth of the matter. You call in, you say your truth. We click to the next one. No, hey, guys. No. Love the show. No blah, blah, blah. No pleasantries. We're just going to speed through them. It's a fun little round. And three, two.

[DJ Pre K]

They got to do the open first.

[Michael Turley]

We'll do the open. I can't tell you the truth because I love you too much, stupid.

[Bobbo]

Now, somebody's not telling the truth here.

[Michael Turley]

Sometimes the truth about how pissed off we are wins. Put aside your selfish male ego and tell the truth. You can't handle the truth. Wake up. All right, let's roll. Steve in Poolville. Go.

[Caller/Listener]

The truth is, when you quit doing this show on Saturday, I'm gonna start doing meth.

[Michael Turley]

Chris in Fort Worth. Go.

[Caller/Listener]

The truth is, day D is a pretty damn good little bartender.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you. He would agree with you. Captain Jack in St. Petersburg, Florida. Go.

[Caller/Listener]

The truth is, this show, when it goes away, is gonna destroy my life.

[Bobbo]

Life.

[Caller/Listener]

And I may have to kill myself.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, wait, that's pretty heavy. Dark Mike, go.

[Caller/Listener]

The truth is we're gonna need another year of the show.

[Michael Turley]

Send me some money. Make it worthwhile. Anthony Houston, go.

[Caller/Listener]

The truth is, we need firm dates in May for the rally, sir, because we are all booking and cooking.

[Michael Turley]

I will get that done immediately. We're dancing around a squatter. It's a complicated situation. Somebody's chasing our dates and trying to book the town. Things like. Like the things that's open for the town that we can rent and the closure of the street. So that is the truth. Yep. And you know him.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, no.

[Michael Turley]

Aaron, go ahead hey.

[Caller/Listener]

The truth is, y' all need to do on air prostate exams for our listening enjoyment.

[Michael Turley]

800-800-7234 if you want to get in on that.

[Dean Stanfield]

This.

[Michael Turley]

Jim, Go.

[Caller/Listener]

The truth is I have a new job and now I'm going to be working on Saturdays.

[Michael Turley]

Ah, congratulations. James. Irvine, California. Go.

[Caller/Listener]

The truth is, we need JCW for president.

[Michael Turley]

Ah, I am not interested in politics at this juncture in my life, but I appreciate it. JP in Oklahoma City. Go.

[Caller/Listener]

The truth is I woke up to a plate full of drugs and decided to listen to the John Clay Wolf show instead.

[Michael Turley]

I am glad that I can make a difference in your life. And that's from an Oklahoma. And that's saying something. He did have a plate full of drugs. Timothy Lee, Go.

[Caller/Listener]

The truth is, Baba wasn't the first one to sleep on that table. I heard Turley invented sleeping on the table.

[Michael Turley]

Crab and SoCal. Go.

[Caller/Listener]

The truth. The truth is this is the best terrestrial radio show on terrestrial radio. Thank you for working on Saturday.

[Michael Turley]

I appreciate that, man. Thank you. That means a lot. Brian, Grand Prairie. Go.

[Caller/Listener]

The truth is that marijuana is a.

[Michael Turley]

Hell of a drug. Smitty and Orlando, Go.

[Caller/Listener]

The truth is. You guys better not leave. I love this show. Let recap. Put my new CD on. Play some music for my new cd.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you. Thank you. Danny and Houston. Go.

[Caller/Listener]

The real truth is that this show has run its course.

[Michael Turley]

God and la Lake Charles.

[Bobbo]

Go.

[Caller/Listener]

The truth is that it's gumbo season again.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you, sir. Appreciate you coming up the other day. All right, that's funny.

[DJ Pre K]

That was a good one.

[Michael Turley]

That was a good one. We didn't have enough smart asses on here. One at the end. One, one. Good. We ended it with a bang. That's funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good zinger.

[Michael Turley]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. It is time for Johnny Cash. Cash, come down from the heavens and read a letter from a listener inside the prison. What prison do we have today? Johnny Cash?

[Bobbo]

Well, I don't know, John, but it starts off. I don't. I'm not sure if I pronounced this correctly. It says, okay, okay, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then it says, oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Then it says, giving a big howl to all my wolf pack homies. That's what he said. What's up, John? I hope this message finds you well. I'm doing time for Grand Theft Auto in here, so I have been better. Can't you tell? I love cars, though. I guess you could say I've dedicated my life to him as well. You guys are awesome. I listen every Saturday morning. I know you have the charity dogs that care. I was wondering if your team could put together a petition to let inmates in Tarrant county have dogs introduced to our rehabilitation program. I've heard it done before and it really calms the inmates down and gives them something to care about. Always had dogs growing up and it's one of the things I missed the most. I even had a husky with. It was part wolf. I'm hoping you and your buddies can pull some strings or maybe even a leash. You get it? This is the most depressing place in the world, but a tail wag and a nose nudge could make it 10 times better. I do want to say RIP to my dog Lucky. He got hit by an 18 wheeler way back when, so he's not that lucky. But I do miss him. And let me know if there's any. This guy's pretty humorous. He's good. Let me know if there's anything you think y' all can do to get this ball rolling for a game of fetch in the yard. Your friend, Hunter Coleman, Tarrant County Correction Center, Fort Worth, Texas. Partner, if you've got mail from jail, just send it on down the line to us here at P O. Box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. 76147.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Johnny.

[Michael Turley]

Dogs that care. Dogs that cares, the name of our charity. We don't know what we do with that charity.

[Caller/Listener]

No idea.

[Michael Turley]

We actually never formed the charity.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have a website that though.

[Michael Turley]

Do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, do we have dogs that care?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Org.

[Bobbo]

It's a McLaughlin moment. Right?

[DJ Pre K]

Don't know what the dogs care about Everything.

[Michael Turley]

We've had them on the show. So what do you think the Cowboys are going to do, boss? How far do you think this goes?

[DJ Pre K]

I think they'll. I think they lose to Detroit, but they end up.

[Michael Turley]

It's.

[DJ Pre K]

It's going to be a nice satisfying building season towards next year. They want. Won't make the playoffs, but I'm happy that they're actually going somewhere because they weren't going anywhere. And this. I have to say I was worried about Shoddy, the new coach Schottenheimer. And I think he's got the right staff going for him. So if Jerry just keeps away. Just stand back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Last time they won two in a row.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

A lot of good pieces in place. And Shoddy. Shoddy is a gunslinger, man. He's. He's got some dare in.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

They're playing like they've got dogs on their team. That's what they were missing.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[DJ Pre K]

They didn't have that edge to them.

[Michael Turley]

Dude, if Pickens would have cleared that hurdle, oh, man, that would have been the play of the year. Pickens. How in the hell did he get overlooked in Pittsburgh? I mean, he just didn't have a thrower to him. I mean, because.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, yes. One, they didn't have a good quarterback. Two, he's a little bit diva.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

And Tomlin over there, he does. He runs a real tight ship, and he just didn't. They didn't want to put up with it.

[Michael Turley]

It was a steal.

[DJ Pre K]

I mean, the Cowboys boys, they're. Will McCray. Will McClay is doing a great job. He's the. He's basically the gm.

[Michael Turley]

He's the trade brain.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, he's that brain.

[Michael Turley]

And what we did with Parkinson. Parkinson's. Parsons actually was a good.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, that was. I was shocked. I was. That was the first time I was like, oh, wait, serious now. Hold on.

[Michael Turley]

Right?

[DJ Pre K]

This is. You make a real football move. That was a real football move right there.

[Michael Turley]

It was a football move with two steps inbounds. Yes. It counts.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

So.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, We're. We're a little excited over in Cowboy world.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it's all good. The Rams are good. Yep. Real good. And the Niners are good. And the Niners are going to beat us in the playoffs is what's going to happen. I think we're. Think they're going to. Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, I. I mean, that would be great to see.

[Michael Turley]

I do believe that. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. J.D. you were asking me about paint and body.

[Dean Stanfield]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

So you. You. You took it a bung yourself to paint your Toyota for?

[John Clay Wolf]

I had one fender that was obviously wrecked before I bought it, so it's. It was flaking, fading.

[Michael Turley]

So you decided to paint it with.

[John Clay Wolf]

Enamel from duplicate, like Perfect match. You buy it on the Internet, it's 10 bucks. It's perfect match for my vehicle.

[Michael Turley]

Sounds like a dating site.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is perfect match. It's duplicolor. Perfect match. So it's meant for car.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's. It really doesn't look that bad.

[Michael Turley]

Did you sand it first?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're supposed to sand it.

[Michael Turley]

All right, so this whole thing sounds kind of messy.

[DJ Pre K]

Do we need. You need to get checked in.

[Bobbo]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Scratching. You're itching, you're twitching. You're painting your car and in the garage at night, losing weight like crazy. You just masked it off and spray paint it. Is it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you supposed to mask it? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Did you really do this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Go look at it. It's.

[Michael Turley]

Is it really pretty good? It won't last, but that's not. That's neat. If it works, it's not terrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

From five feet away. You can't tell from. From any closer.

[Michael Turley]

It looks like somebody spray painted gal friend. She's a ten footer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, she a ten footer. It's not terrible, though. Again, the spray paint was meant for this vehicle. Meant for this.

[Michael Turley]

Well, if you take it to a body shop, it's going to cost 500 just. Just to sand and shoot a fender.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just to get that right.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. So, I mean, if you can do that once every six months and then what else you can do with it?

[Satan, the Prince of Darkness]

What?

[Michael Turley]

What? They didn't tell you the real secret of this product? Okay. So you take a rag and you spray that paint in it and then you huff it. Yes. So with the extra paint that you have, you huff it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

And it just keeps you going, man. It's just. It just keeps you on and it keeps you wanting to paint is what it. I will paint the whole car paint. And then when you. If you actually get another can and huff that whole thing, then you'll put a big stripe on it to get my neck. And then you'll move to Oklahoma, start painting us every Saturday. My name is John Clay Wolf. We will see you next week, most of America, California, Vegas. Hang tight. Arizona will be right back. Remember, starting in just a moment, we got a new YouTube video. It's a barn find. It is kind of a barn find, actually. It's a legitimate barn find in a city sense. And. But the character that I bought these cars from, man, he's something else.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did we get video?

[Michael Turley]

But I don't know if he's still alive because we never transacted the deal. Oh, we signed. I haven't talked to him since. I'm serious. I'm a little worried about him. I've sent him texts and he's a good guy. He's a listener. I. I think something might have happened. American woman I said get away.

[Caller/Listener]

American.

[Bobbo]

Woman Listen what I say the John Clay Wolf show has been a presentation of givemetheven.com from the Westwood One Radio Network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Michael Turley]

His eyes now.

[Caller/Listener]

Get away American woman.

[DJ Pre K]

Out.

[John Clay Wolf]

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