The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #532

Date: November 29, 2025
Podcast Theme: Post-Thanksgiving car talk, wild storytelling, and unfiltered banter about cars, sports, sex, drugs, rock & roll, and whatever else comes to mind—as long as it won’t get the FCC involved.

Episode Overview

This action-packed, irreverent Thanksgiving weekend show is classic John Clay Wolfe: high-energy, loosely structured, endlessly entertaining, and hilariously inappropriate. With car bidding, candid takes on celebrity gossip, wild after-hours stories, and the regular cast’s questionable wisdom, it’s a post-holiday breakfast for fans looking for laughs, headshakes, and maybe a few car-buying tips.

Cast of Characters

• John Clay Wolfe (JCW): The ringleader, car guru, and fearless moderator.
• Bobbo: JCW’s comedic foil and resident wild card with a story for everything.
• Michael Turley: The show’s enforcer and frequent deadpan commentator.
• DJ Pre K: Brings youthful energy, music references, and keeps things moving.
• Satan, the Prince of Darkness: A running gag—comic impersonator with “hot takes from hell.”
• Various guest callers, listeners, and mock-characters.

Notable Segments & Discussions

1. Banter & Post-Thanksgiving Guilt

[01:49]

• The crew swap stories about overeating and holiday indulgence.
• JCW: “I feel like I gained 10 pounds in three days.”
• They segue to Jelly Roll’s dramatic weight loss (“Is it the shot or exercise?”), and plenty of speculative jokes about celebrities, their looks, and relationships.

2. Jelly Roll & Bunny X.O. Go Off Script

[02:21]

• The crew riff on musician Jelly Roll's marriage and rumors about his wife, Bunny X.O., possibly going to jail.
• Audio clip from Bunny's podcast: “You guys, I'm going to jail.”
• Bobbo & Turley spiral into a “dating a stripper/porno star” bit, triggering wild anecdotes.
• Bobbo: “I used to be a very promiscuous person.”
• Conversation spirals hilariously into the realities of dating strippers—including stories about awkward after-hours, lap dances, and stripper schedules.

3. Strippers and Lap Dances: The College Years

[05:59]

• Michael recounts bringing strippers home from the bar in college (“got back, did karaoke, got hungry, then they left with someone else!”).
• JCW dubs Turley “Turley the pimp.”
• Classic lines:
  • Bobbo: “Somebody better buy me a cheeseburger.” [07:00]
  • Turley: “I’m getting wiggly.”

4. Car Bids, Negotiations, and Insanity

[09:20]

• Call-ins from across the country to bid on cars: classic K5 Blazers, GMC Jimmys, Nissan pickups, Camaros…
• JCW’s brutally honest: “No, your 350 engine isn’t worth 40 grand. Period. End of story.” [10:10]
• Turley skewers callers: “Are you a tweaker?”
• Mini-rants about classic car overpricing and “meth is popular”—especially when callers get squirrely with prices.

5. Holiday Cockfighting Bust: Cluck Norris Returns

[19:06]

• News of deputies busting a 74-rooster cockfighting ring in Texas—a chance for the show’s regular rooster/Latino characters (“Cluck Norris”) and over-the-top accents:
• Turley: “The good news is we saved Cluck Norris!”
• Bobbo: “There's nothing better than a cockfight on a holiday weekend... put the cocks in the barn.”
• Extended chicken banter, double-entendres, and some satirical commentary on animal cruelty and cultural stereotypes.

6. Neighborhood Goat-on-the-Loose Story

[25:39]

• Viral story from Detroit: a runaway goat (“Smoke”) terrifies the block.
• Highlight Clip [26:46]:
  • “He scared the female out of me!”—local guy, after fleeing the amorous goat.
• JCW & Bobbo riff on goat behavior and neighborhood animals, hitting a peak with:
  • Turley: “They butt you first and knock you over, then hump you.” [27:09]

7. YouTube Growth & Blowing Up the Plaque

[29:00]

• Wilf Pack cult status—JCW giddy over subscriber numbers (“When we hit 100k, I’m blowing up the YouTube Silver Play Button with Tannerite!”).
• Tangents about dangerous backyard exploding, gender reveal fails, and whether to blow up the plaque or a car.
• JCW: “Because I’m a prick.” [30:07]

8. Coffee Enema Deep-Dive

[38:40]

• The bizarre health trend of coffee enemas—played for laughs with a mock-clip of addicted Florida couple.
• Turley’s play-by-play: “You put the nozzle in your rectum, hold it up—the pressure grows in your lower intestine...that’s the freaky part.” [39:52]
• JCW admits to past radio “wine enemas” (“It’s a gentle buzz...”). [42:17]
• Endless butt/colonoscopy jokes.

9. Rapid-Fire Car Lightning Round

[51:14, 122:35, 123:49]

• Callers from across the country try to sell their cars on-air.
• JCW and Turley give quick, no-BS valuations and advice:
  • “Vipers aren’t as hot as you think, bud.”
  • “$11,000, that’s what I’m paying—take it or leave it.”
  • Longtime listeners know: expect jokes about condition, backstories, and questionable previous owners.

10. Thanksgiving Wrap-Up & Community Callouts

[102:12]

• Listeners call in about the show’s rumored end in June:
  • “The truth is: when you quit doing this show on Saturday, I'm gonna start doing meth.” [136:19]
  • “The truth is this show, when it goes away, is gonna destroy my life.” [136:39]
• Reverend Charles delivers a meandering Thanksgiving grace, culminating in a long ode to the powers of parquet margarine.

Memorable Quotes & Moments

• JCW: “No, your 350 engine isn’t worth 40 grand. Period. End of story.” [10:10]
• Caller (about whiskey): “My wife is a whore.” [03:56]
• On cockfighting bust:
  • Turley: “We saved Cluck Norris!” [19:06]
  • Bobbo: “There’s nothing better than a cockfight on a holiday weekend... put the cocks in the barn.” [20:19]
• On coffee enemas:
  • Turley: “Nothing like a grande colon cleanse. The only Starbucks where they don’t ask your name, they ask your temperature.” [40:07]
• JCW (about YouTube plaque): “Because I’m a prick.” [30:07]
• Listener chorus: “You lost a listener!”—when someone complains (even as lines are full).
• Random wisdom: “Meth is pretty popular.” [16:39]
• Reverend Charles’ prayer: “Melt two cups of Parquet and pour on a turkey—what happens? Even dead and cooked for dinner, the turkey says amen.” [105:26]

Sports Talk & Gambling Picks

(Around [88:19] and [90:57])

• The show covers recent football games (Cowboys, Chiefs, college matchups).
• JCW and DJ Pre K make casual friendly bets, with plenty of regional bias and trash talk.
• Tangents about sports history, family fan loyalties, and why some teams (and quarterbacks) don't deserve the hype.

Show Announcements & Community

• JCW announces the probable end of the radio show after 20 years (“I’m quitting next June...but we’ll ‘pivot’ somehow. Probably YouTube and online.”) [112:11]
• Event plugs: Car-B-Q, Walnut Springs Motorcycle Rally, Adam Carolla shows, Ted Nugent’s birthday concert.
• YouTube and in-person community (the Wolf Packers) get multiple shout-outs for carrying the show forward (“Post this link, get off your ass, let’s get these numbers up!”) [28:28]

“Black, White, Latino, or Other” Game

[128:18]

• Pre K presents a “guess-the-background-of-this-criminal” segment.
• Answer: White guy (“Whiter than whitest white.”) with “all gas, no brakes” tattoo—another quintessentially Wolf Show moment.

Listener Truth Round: "You Can't Handle the Truth"

[135:26, starts at 136:19]

• Callers share rapid-fire truth bombs, from praise to threats, to pure nonsense:
  • “The truth is, we need another year of the show.”
  • “The truth is that marijuana is a hell of a drug.”
  • “The truth is, this show has run its course.”
  • “It's gumbo season again.”

Final Segments

• “Mail from Jail”: Letter asking for prison puppy program. [139:54]
• JCW and friends praise the Wolf Pack community and reflect on a “good run.” [108:21]
• Final car bids, jokes, and an open invite for up-and-coming comics to play Walnut Springs.

End of Show

JCW and the crew wrap up with the traditional thanks, shouts to fans, and anticipation for future content—on air, in person, and online.

Episode Highlights by Timestamp

| Time | Segment/Topic | Notable Quotes/Recap | |---------|------------------------------------|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:49 | Holiday Guilt & Jelly Roll | “I feel like I gained 10 pounds in three days.” | | 03:03 | Bunny X.O., Dating Strippers | “Did you ever date a stripper?” | | 09:20 | Car Lightning Round | “What engine’s in it? 350? Not worth 40 grand. Period.” | | 19:06 | Cockfighting Bust & Cluck Norris | “We saved Cluck Norris!” | | 25:39 | Goat On the Run | “He scared the female out of me!” | | 29:00 | YouTube: 100k & Blowing Up Plaque | “Because I’m a prick.” | | 38:40 | Coffee Enema Explainer | “Nothing like a grande colon cleanse...” | | 51:14 | Car Bids Resume | “You need retail, go put a for sale sign on them.” | | 102:12 | Show Ending/Listener Calls | “I’m planning on quitting...going to pivot somehow.” | | 136:19 | “Truth Is” Rapid-Fire Listener Hits| “The truth is, when you quit, I’m gonna start doing meth.” | | 139:54 | Mail from Jail | Inmate asks for prison puppy program |

The John Clay Wolfe Show #532: A Thanksgiving Blowout

It’s the hangover breakfast you expect from JCW’s crew—a boozy buffet of tasteless jokes, wacky call-ins, honest car deals, and rock & roll banter. Perfect for fans, vinyl collectors, car nuts, sports cranks, and everyone who thinks traditional talk radio takes itself way too seriously.