#533 John Clay Wolfe Show 12.06.25

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #533 (12.06.25)

Airs: December 7, 2025
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Listen Live: 800-800-RADIO | Full archives at JCWShow.com

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Episode Overview

This lively, free-wheeling edition of The John Clay Wolfe Show opens with tales from the GiveMeTheVIN.com company Christmas party, then careens into classic showground: cars, sports, listener stories, drugs and alcohol, American eccentricities, and even a surprise segment with Ted Nugent. The crew relives party shenanigans, debates liability for drunken shindigs, takes listener calls about everything from auto offers to crazy news, and ends with spirited banter about AI, Native American holidays, and auction car nightmares.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Christmas Party Recap & Hangover Humor

• The show launches with the JCW crew recounting their epic company holiday bash in Walnut Springs, Texas, and its aftermath: hangovers, tales of guests passing out, and greasy food cravings.

• Notable Quote:

  • “My wife reminded me of it this morning.”
    — John Clay Wolfe (00:34)
  • “It’s not a GiveMeTheVIN Christmas party unless somebody passes out.”
    — Michael Turley (03:44)

• The journey to the party involved shuttles, hotels, and a built-in “distance filter” to weed out party-poopers. Shout-outs go to staff who traveled cross-country.

2. Liquor Liability & Party Host Risks ([05:19])

• John raises serious questions about social host liability when alcohol is served—at both company and home parties.

• Tension: Should ticketed drink limits protect hosts from lawsuits if someone gets in an accident after drinking? Is a host liable for drunken guests, especially minors?

• Notable Quotes:

  • “Does that really help our liability… Or is that just an obstacle of nothing?”
    — John Clay Wolfe (05:46)
  • “You can sue anybody for anything.”
    — Bobby Brown (07:58)

• Listeners and a retired attorney weigh in: liability varies by state, but serving minors is always risky. For adults, there’s often less risk, but “you can sue anybody.”

3. Listener Calls: Cars, Drunk Raccoons, and Bizarre News ([12:31+])

Car Calls:

• Bids fielded for everything from an ‘03 Lincoln Town Car stretch limo (“hard to sell,” says JCW), to a 24’ Jeep Grand Cherokee, and beater Nissans.

Insurance & Liability Expertise:

• A Florida caller (‘Monica’ at 14:02) confirms hosts have shared liability for serving liquor.

Bizarre News:

• A drunk raccoon breaks into a Virginia liquor store, goes on a bender, and passes out in the bathroom.

  • “The raccoon was taken to a shelter to sober up and get a talking to about its poor life choices before being released on its own recognizance.”
    — JD Ryan (20:03)

• Other listeners call about discovering dead bodies, leading to dark humor and speculation about “finding” vs. creating crime scene surprises.

Show’s Wild Listener Base:

• John and crew joke about the eccentricity and unpredictability of their callers:
  • “We get some weird calls on this show… in fact, I’m not sure I’ve ever been on any radio show that gets the strange calls.”
    — Bobby Brown (22:04)

4. Mental Health, Meds, & NFL Ad Surprises

• The crew is stunned to see schizophrenia medication ads during NFL games, triggering debates about pharma marketing, stigmas, and listeners' personal experiences with medication and legal trouble.
• “Is that what America’s come to? …Promoting schizophrenia medicine like we’re the better schizophrenia medicine?”
  — John Clay Wolfe (26:46)

5. Sex, Swingers, and Spicy Calls ([28:07])

• John recounts colorful local characters who used to hire escorts for swingers' parties. A caller (“Carolyn in Virginia”) gives a touching/melancholy shout-out to her children amid a discussion on how medication affects custody battles.

6. Mean Tweets & Online Trolling ([61:15])

• The team reads outlandish, harsh YouTube comments—wearing “mean tweets” with pride.
• “JCW is insufferable. I’m out.”
  — Jeff Hunt's Singer (61:54)
• “Way too cheesy to be popular on TV. Sorry, John Wolf Clay.”
  — Nicholas Marion (69:30)

7. Service Industry Christmas Party Dilemma ([65:43])

• John asks: When do restaurant workers celebrate, if they’re always working? Callers suggest owners should shut down for a staff-only bash, or give a cash bonus instead.

8. More Car Talk – The Lightning Rounds ([49:50], [86:41], [128:33])

• “Lightning round” segments blaze through listeners’ cars for sale: offers drop for diesels, limos, classic Cutlasses (that are actually “worth nothing”), and more.
• JCW gives honest, sometimes brutal, but always transparent bids—“If you want to sell your car seriously, pick up the phone and call in right now.”

9. NFL & College Football Picks — and the Taylor Swift Factor ([43:46])

• Friendly betting and game analysis ensues: Chiefs’ struggles are “maybe Taylor Swift’s fault,” and much debate about pass interference calls.
• “I think Ferguson was impregnated by that defender.”
  — John Clay Wolfe (42:13)

10. Party Stories, Fart Jokes, and "White, Black, Latino or Other"

• Tales ramp up with stories of service staff, bar tips, and the legendary “Mail from Jail” segment.
• At the end, Pre-K brings his weekly game: a news story about a caveman-style squirrel hunter leads to wild speculation over the arrestee’s background (“white as it gets” wins).

11. Major Interview: Ted Nugent ([114:24])

• Uncle Ted joins the show to promote his Walnut Springs concerts and riff about his unyielding energy, lifelong sobriety, hunting, and music.
• Memorable moment:
  • “[At] 77 years old, clean and sober, with middle fingers on fire, full time, non-stop.”
    — Ted Nugent (116:40)
  • “When I get back to the guitar, it’s almost like a kid with his first date… because I so escape it with my bow and arrow.”
    — Ted Nugent (119:15)

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Memorable Quotes

• “I’m trying to get out of a Christmas bonus.”
  — John Clay Wolfe (01:47)

• “By 35, you’re over [drinking], but you get into that once in a while—usually a strip bar.”
  — JD Ryan (01:04)

• “If you have a Christmas party at your house… can you get sued?”
  — John Clay Wolfe (05:51)

• “It’s not a party unless someone passes out.”
  — Michael Turley (03:44)

• “We buy them all at GiveMeTheVIN.com — bareback.”
  — John Clay Wolfe (48:03)

• "I've never taken a car in that condition and done a frame-off total nut and bolt all the way up. Never done it... Buy 'em finished."
  — John Clay Wolfe on classic car restoration woes (73:12)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:13 — Morning after the Christmas party: food, hangovers, and party recap
• 05:19 — Serious talk: liability and hosting parties with alcohol
• 12:31 — Start of car call-ins, deals, and listener stories
• 19:26 — Drunken raccoon breaks into liquor store news segment
• 22:04 — Bizarre news: dead body caller and hosts riff on radio weirdos
• 26:45 — Schizophrenia drug ads at the NFL, medication discourse
• 28:07 — Swingers, holiday sidepieces, callers' personal stories
• 43:46 — NFL and college football picks, Chiefs drama, and humor
• 61:15 — Mean tweets & YouTube comments
• 65:43 — Service industry party discussion
• 86:41 — Lightning round of car offers and stories
• 114:24 — Ted Nugent joins for an interview
• 128:33 — Final lightning round and closing stories

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Tone & Style

The show is irreverent, brash, and fast-paced, switching between locker-room humor, real advice, unfiltered listener calls, and candid camaraderie. JCW rules as a blunt “car whisperer,” while his co-hosts provide commentary, banter, and news. Listener participation is unpredictable and often riotous. The crew matches their party-loving image with an undercurrent of real talk about modern American life, work, and the oddities of their fanbase.

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For New Listeners

This episode captures the full “Clay Wolfe experience”—car business advice, party tales, wild listener stories, newsroom oddities, surprisingly deep discourse on social liability and technology, and an edgy, no-holds-barred approach that makes every segment unpredictable. Frequent musical interludes, celebrity drop-ins, and a rotating cast of regulars ensure there’s never a dull moment.

Missed it? Check out jcwshow.com for the podcast replay and video stream, and don’t miss next week’s live call-in madness!

Transcript

[Announcer]

This is America's largest weekend morning show. The John Clay Wolf Show. 800-800-RADIO. Check out the [e-mail] now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kyle, will you turn on the lights and open the garage doors of the shop? We got people coming out today. Good morning, everybody.

[JD Ryan]

Get those shiny, lovely automobiles.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have a little Christmas company Christmas party out here this weekend. And I had a few cocktails last night and invited everybody out this morning.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife reminded me of it this morning.

[JD Ryan]

You know, there's a good chance they bring donuts, though, Charlie, So that. I mean, that could be a very positive.

[Michael Turley]

Kolaches. I need something greasy right now.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I need something greasy. Did you guys drink a lot last night?

[Michael Turley]

A little bit. Continued over at the saloon?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah. Should I cut it off just in time to make it into the show today?

[JD Ryan]

What is it about, you know, when you. When you got over, you're 21 and you drink like a fish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie's older than 21. She drinks like a fish.

[JD Ryan]

No, but when you're 21, that's what you do. By the time you're like 35, you're over it and it's cool, but you get into that once in a while. Usually a strip bar, but then, you know, there's certain places you get into and you're like, boy, I'm gonna drink tonight.

[Bobby Brown]

Wait, wait, wait. By 35, you're over it.

[JD Ryan]

The W6 Saloon is that kind of joint. I walk into there and I'm like, whiskey, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna drink tonight. It's just a good mood, good times kind of place. It is.

[Bobby Brown]

Looks like a movie.

[JD Ryan]

It is.

[Bobby Brown]

It's so cool.

[JD Ryan]

I don't know what it is, man, but it's. Yeah, it's a good. It's a good atmosphere deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

You did a good job on this that you've never been on the big stage before alone. Never.

[JD Ryan]

I've never been there alone. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you did a good job. The sound sounded right.

[Bobby Brown]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. That's.

[JD Ryan]

You're very kind. Thank you. Thank. I'm really.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just trying to get out of a Christmas bonus.

[JD Ryan]

I'm still pret. Self conscious playing by myself up there.

[Michael Turley]

No, it was good. It was good background. It was.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you're up there, do you, like, feel like you're naked in your. And your cods are hanging down to your knees?

[JD Ryan]

No, I. I go into a zone and it's. It's cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I just knit thigh.

[JD Ryan]

I just hope it sounds okay. I just I just hope it comes out okay. You know, our bunch responded pretty. Pretty good. We. We do something.

[John Clay Wolf]

We.

[JD Ryan]

We play rock songs on acoustics.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[JD Ryan]

Which you don't see everywhere all the time. You know, those are my favorite episodes of, of like behind the Music stuff. MTV Unplugged. Love the Clapton and Nirvana and Kiss Unplugged shows and like, it can be done.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was a good one. That, that, that Nirvana Unplugged out of New York City.

[JD Ryan]

Love them all. Live at Daryl's house is always just a ball, though. That's not really acoustic, but. Yeah, it was, it was okay. I, you know, I played something Paul and I never do because he hasn't like figured out his end of it yet. But the. That Journey song, Loving Touch and Squeezing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, we play that on acoustic and I think it's pretty cool.

[Bobby Brown]

You did a great job on that.

[JD Ryan]

And our bunch seem to like it, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's all right.

[JD Ryan]

Well, thank you. That's. I'm always a little nervous when I'm by myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

The.

Christmas parties are always interesting. We didn't have any fights last night and nobody came up and did anything told me. But there was a filter on this one. There was a natural built in filter.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Ford drink minimum.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not even that. Nobody, nobody cared about that. That, that was like. I just. Did anybody have any accidents that we know of?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

There was a pass out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no, no. I mean. Car accident.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, go. No. God no.

[JD Ryan]

There was a pass out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

You know, somebody had a little bit.

[JD Ryan]

Too much and passed out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Male or female?

[Michael Turley]

It's not a give me the Vin Christmas party unless somebody passes out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Male or female?

[Michael Turley]

Female.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had to catch her in 43 or 52.

[Michael Turley]

No, younger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Oh, young and.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. I don't want to say the name.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, of course. Does she have a nose ring?

[Michael Turley]

No, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because that girl was tied. Now.

[Michael Turley]

There was. There was several that were. I think the four drink minimum turned into doubles of four drink minimums.

[Caller]

Ah.

[Michael Turley]

So that they got. There was a way around it. So everybody was. It was awesome. Really. It was for Christmas parties you've had. I. The wife was like, this is one of the better ones you've guys done. I was like, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the built in filter was the distance because it's. We had the company Christmas party in Walnut Springs, so you had to drive to Glen Rose and then get on the bus to the Rattlesnake and to Walnut Springs. So I mean, it was a journey of a Christmas party. And no pun on your journey song.

[Bobby Brown]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Loving, touching, squeezing. But. And so there's a lot of people like, ah, I don't want to go that far. I don't want to do that. Where are we staying, honey? Well, they got us all hotels and then we got to shuttle back to 10 more minutes back to the town. And then so there's a filter that you lose a lot of people. Not that I was trying to run people off, but the turnout was just fine.

[Michael Turley]

I was great.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then, you know, we had staff members from Washington D.C. from LA, from.

[Michael Turley]

Florida, Arkansas, driving in Chicago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Driving in. Yeah, driving in from Chicago. That's a little responsibility on a host to make like, God, I got to make sure it's worthwhile for these guys.

[Michael Turley]

No kidding.

[John Clay Wolf]

I should have got them all hats. So say everybody likes those hats. I think we're get a bunch of hats for everybody and just send them after the fact. But yeah, that was a good. Hey, attorneys on the radio. I want to talk to you. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 800, 7234. And my question is, so we did this four drink minimum at the bar for the Christmas party. We did tickets. Does that really help our liability?

Really? I mean like was that just an obstacle of nothing or does it like in a court of law, an accident? Because when you drag them all the way out and we got, we got everybody a shuttle bus and we have a place to stay and all that good stuff. But you just think about the liability on the dark country roads, driving the guy that me, right. I'm going to go on home. Right.

[JD Ryan]

And they're drunk 80 miles out of town.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think 60. Get it straight. But yeah, there should be a new.

[Michael Turley]

Shirt for the company liability waiver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

By wearing this shirt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Just have that walking around.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, you've signed the liability waiver.

[JD Ryan]

It's like Turley says though. It's almost like the four drinks, you know, ticket, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Deal you do is almost like the, the company match though, because you're gonna buy as four and a lot of people are like, well that's four I can buy myself. So it becomes an eight drink affair. Yeah, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But what me, what I would rather done is just open bar and pay for all the drinks. So that's not, that was not the thing.

[Bobby Brown]

I would have been a very different outcome.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-723.

[JD Ryan]

It always is.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. If, you know, like if you're a lawyer or judge, I'd Rather talk to a judge and know the liability. And also, if you have kids over at your house, high schoolers that are drinking.

And one leaves, how liable is the parent? And also, if you're having a holiday party.

With adults, that's a good one. And JD Gets drunk again and leaves and kills a busload of Somalians. Wow. You know, very specific. What is. What is the liability? What's the real liability?

[JD Ryan]

Somalians.

[John Clay Wolf]

Zimbabwe.

[Bobby Brown]

Let it go.

That's one we let go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Phones are not ringing. Yeah, we're live today. It's. It's. The phones are not ringing. So obviously we have no lawyers on this ship this morning.

[Michael Turley]

That is a good one, though. Christmas parties at your own house, Are you liable?

[John Clay Wolf]

Mm.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, you're adults. I mean, I would think, hey, you made your decisions, right? So you can see.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you can see anybody.

[Bobby Brown]

You can sue anybody for anything.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then, like, the bartenders have to be TABC certified, but at somebody's house, you don't have to be anything.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then when the kids come over, right. In high school, when you see this, we've all done it, you know? Hooters mom. Remember Hooter? Hooters mom was cool with the keg. So on any Friday or Saturday night, when we ran out of stuff to do, there's a good chance in Hooters backyard, there was nice down keg because Hooters mom was cool. Right? So everybody loves Hooters mom. Hooters mom. Hooters mom. And that's, you know, what was Hooters mom's liability?

[Michael Turley]

Did she grab everybody's keys?

[JD Ryan]

That's what. That was part of her job. That's what they always did at the cool mom's house, where I went.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Collecting the keys. Can't get them back.

[Michael Turley]

So what if you do? BYOB Christmas party, they're responsible because they. They brought their own dues, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

Would that be a way to get around anybody suing you that would show up in court?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, because I used to. Any Christmas party I went to, there was a bottle in the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now you. You have a bottle in your car right now, don't you?

[Bobby Brown]

I do actually.

Win a bottle of booze.

[John Clay Wolf]

You won a bottle of alcohol?

[Caller]

I did.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. There was some great door prizes given away at the Christmas Christmas party.

[Bobby Brown]

And of all people, all the people.

[John Clay Wolf]

That win Booze, the 20 year sober.

[Michael Turley]

Guy, a good, nice bottle too.

[Bobby Brown]

And I got in trouble for going behind the barn. I went back. I went to get some Ice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, listening. Wine.

[Bobby Brown]

I did. I went back there to get some ice and they jumped on me. They went, you're not allowed back here, dude. So sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

I kind of own the place. And they do that to me too.

[Bobby Brown]

I was like, I know the owner.

[JD Ryan]

They're like, I don't care.

[Bobby Brown]

Get out from behind the bar. I'm just kidding.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who was it?

[Bobby Brown]

It was one of the ladies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, she's just doing her job.

[Bobby Brown]

Doing her job.

[Michael Turley]

But by the way, Bobbo, as an mc you used your opportunity to hit on somebody. Oh, did he, did you not notice that you. Your introduction of Maxine.

[JD Ryan]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

The sexiest, classiest, smartest, most friendly, good looking.

[JD Ryan]

I thought that was really good. And, and Maxine seemed to enjoy it as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I'm sure she's very appreciated. That was quite the intro.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I was like, damn, pre K. I didn't get that kind of intro because, well, I wasn't hitting on you.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah. Hey, here's, here's Turley.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K. I got one minute left. Go and throw him up. Good morning. What you got?

[Caller]

Yeah, I think you are 100% liable if you let them leave the party and they've been drinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

Okay. I mean, are you just a dude from Oklahoma with an opinion or do you have any like paper behind your name?

[Caller]

I guess an opinion.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, 800-800-7234. 800. We all have opinions. I appreciate you calling in, but I was looking for more of a technical opinion. So the lightning round is coming up next. The lightning round is when you call in with the cars. Year, make, model, miles, average, rough are clean. So what that means is I've got a 07 Corvette. My grandpa had it. It only has 2,000 miles on it. He never drove it because he couldn't drive a stick. So my granny only drove it 2000 miles and I've got it. I was going to keep it forever, but my old lady wants it out of the garage. What we give. And I'll bid that car on the radio right now for everybody. If you've got a 2018 Kia whatever with 180,000 miles, I'm going to hurt your feelings. But I'll damn sure bid it and everything in between. My name is John Clay Wolf. You can call me right now at 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. All the bids are good and backed up by America's best car buyer. Give me the VIN.com.

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Clay Wolf Kevin in Orlando. What you got?

[Caller]

Hey there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have a 03 LinkedIn town car.

[Caller]

And it's got 61,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

But it has been slightly modified.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

As a stretch limousine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I think I got drunk in that thing in high school on prom night, so. You what? Oh, now I see the notes. You bought it. Do you want. You gave four grand for it. You want to know if you got a good deal.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[Caller]

So I paid just under 4,000 for it. And it was just. I saw it on Facebook. Marketplace didn't really think too much about it. I just thought, hey, that'd be cool to buy a limo.

[John Clay Wolf]

You bought it about as cheap as you can buy one. But they're hard to sell because, like being a limo service, nobody wants to be caught dead in a 03 Lincoln Town Car.

So it's. It's difficult to pimp out. Now.

Ghetto events, you could probably provide services at times or some keen Sierras in very small towns, but other than that, I don't think you're gonna get rich running it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Monica. Oh, you quick on the insurance. What have you got?

[Caller]

Yeah, so you are. You do have a shared liability. Whatever. You hold liquor there, you hire someone to serve it by ob or you're serving it if they go out, get an accident.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Thank you. Kelly in Texas.

[Caller]

Hey, I know back in 2000 when my dad had his drinking and driving accident.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mm.

[Caller]

Texas had a. No civil host liability when it came to adults. Now, if it was juveniles, that's a different story. But with adults, there was no civil host liability back in 2006.

[John Clay Wolf]

Savann, you're in Florida. You're. You're a retired attorney. The question are you there?

Sivan?

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi.

[Caller]

Yes, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

My question was, it says that you're a retired attorney. But you didn't quite get the question. I was just wondering the liability. If you have a Christmas party at your house and people come over and they drink at your Christmas party, can.

[Caller]

I ask you to slow down because I'm retired due to disability, cognitive disability. So I can ask you can ask you to slow down and repeat the question slower.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are the hosts responsible for Christmas parties if liquor served?

[Caller]

Oh, okay. Thank you for the question. So I want to be clear that I do I although my license is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Act and we'll be back in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf. Is the John Clay Wolf show and thank you for tuning in. Hang on.

[Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Hey Chris in Rockville, Maryland. I'm looking at your 24 Jeep Grand Cherokee L, third row that says all wheel drive but it also says limited. And the all wheel drive on a limited is not an available option. Is it a four wheel drive?

[Caller]

I guess, yeah, yeah, absolutely. Maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a six cylinder or four? I mean a six cylinder and eight.

[Caller]

Six.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, here we go.

[Caller]

Six. 3.6 pinstar. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's, it's 36,000 miles. You drive a lot?

[Caller]

I do. I got about a 30 mile one way commute in the mornings.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, how long does that take up there? Is the traffic bad.

In the morning?

[Caller]

It depends. If I leave at 4:30, it's about 45 minutes. If I leave at 5:30, it's about 55.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

I'm a 27,5 buyer.

[Caller]

On the, on this Jeep. I'm way upside down then.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know most people that own Grand Cherokees are way upside down because they rent a lot of those cars. Tons of those units are in the lease and rental fleets and so there's a lot of them coming off on the used market. And it's always screw those, those. The Jeep Grand Cherokees have always been a super big depreciator from the beginning. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio Crab, what do you got? What are you doing? We know hey.

[Caller]

What some Terrence feel about the drug boats being blown out of the water?

Trump says fishing boats are okay, but drug boats art.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I would have to ask Terrence if Terrence wants to call in and. Speech impediment. Terrence, if you're around, please call in, let us know. I don't know.

[Caller]

I'd love to hear that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's this? Todge me. He just.

[Michael Turley]

His voice changed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go back to it, will you?

[Michael Turley]

I believe this is.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sounds like a little like your little Elmer character. Felmer Delmer.

[Caller]

Well, just have a good time out there. You had a bunch. But he said bunch of people gonna come out here.

[Michael Turley]

I didn't know you were at the party.

[Caller]

Yeah, I got a call from DJ Ryan.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Caller]

And he said, that drunk raccoon in liquor stores of you.

He said, will you come down to Texas and do the show?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, that's right. The drunk raccoon was at the Christmas party. Yeah, I saw him passed out in the corner.

[Caller]

Yeah. I said, well, what does it pay? He said, well, we'll give you some whiskey. I said, okay.

[Bobby Brown]

A liquor store in Virginia. This guy right here broke into a liquor store. Believe it or not this week, an intruder broke through the ceiling panel, helped himself to some of the bottom shelf whiskey, wound up passed out in the bathroom. And the reason he can only drink the bottom shelf stuff is that's all he can reach. Uh huh. Here's the local news story. Cat number nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

A burglar that broke into a Virginia.

[JD Ryan]

Store was caught by police asleep in the bathroom.

[John Clay Wolf]

It gets even better.

[JD Ryan]

That burglar was a raccoon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now you're probably wondering how it ended up passed out on the bathroom floor.

[JD Ryan]

Here's how. This was a liquor store, and from the looks of things, that raccoon went on a serious bender.

[Caller]

He fell through the ceiling tile. That's how he entered the ABC store. He managed to knock down all the bottles, drink some of the beverages, and then stumbled into the bathroom where he ultimately locked himself in there and passed out next to the toilet.

[John Clay Wolf]

According to the police report, the drunk.

[JD Ryan]

Raccoon was taken to a shelter to sober up and get a talking to.

[John Clay Wolf]

About its poor life choices before being.

[JD Ryan]

Released on its own recognizance.

[John Clay Wolf]

Attorney Sivan in Florida. What do you think about the drunk raccoon story?

[Caller]

Oh, hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi.

[Caller]

Oh, okay, here's Eric. Okay, so.

Sorry. I tuned out. I had adhd.

Sorry, can you say it again?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Caller]

No. Okay, so I'll tell you the answer according to my best friend, Chatgpt. Okay. Who's very smart and never wrong. Okay. Very rarely wrong. Social host liability exists in many states. It's a legal concept that a private person, not a bar or restaurant, can be held responsible if they serve alcohol and someone gets injured. The biggest rule is that serving minors is always high liability in almost every state. And of course, every state's laws depend on the 10th amendment. You know, under the 10th amendment, because the tender the 10th amendment of our Constitution, all states have the right to determine all the rules regarding the health, welfare, and safety of their citizens. And that's why it would be impossible to say, like what it would be in any. In any state. You would have to know what state it applies to. But generally speaking, the rule is that if they're a minor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Under.

[Caller]

Under strict liability. And also serving adults is more complicated. Does that help?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Thank you.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I'm talking, you're not talking.

[Caller]

No, when I'm talking, you're not talking.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Bobby Brown]

I'm sorry, what you want is an attorney with ADHD and ADD. And ADD.

[Michael Turley]

Just reading it from in the intern.

[John Clay Wolf]

It. That's all she.

[Bobby Brown]

Right, right, right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

She sounds so nice when she's talking, but, like, when. But her setups are pretty firm. I was like, go ahead.

[Bobby Brown]

We get some weird calls on this show. In fact, I'm not sure I've ever been any radio show that gets the strange calls. But this particular week, a radio host in D.C. got a call from a guy. This is sort of in the what's wrong with people Department. He got a call from a guy who had a picture of a dead body that this guy had found. Found 18 days earlier.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Bobby Brown]

Now the weird part. Well, I'll let you. I'll let the story explain it. Cut number five.

[Caller]

I sent Diane a few pictures of me exploring nature, and look what I came upon. Dude, you found a dead body? Yes. This may sound sick, but I've always wanted to come upon something like that. Tell me you called the police.

Yeah.

No, not yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, call the cops.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Are there remains still out on that campsite?

Yes, it's along the highway third there or whatever. Can you please call the police? Yes, I'm gonna do that today.

[JD Ryan]

Good idea.

[Bobby Brown]

How do you find a dead body?

[John Clay Wolf]

It sounds like an old drunk. The caller does.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Bobby Brown]

It would not surprise me to have one of our listeners call. Bill? Yeah. Found a dead body. When? About a month ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Telling bike. No, no, he's wanting to walk up on the wall.

[Bobby Brown]

The weird part is I've always thought. I've always wanted to come across something like that in the woods. I'm not so sure he didn't put it there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Necrophiliac.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

The guy's either got a really clear conscience or he's crazy.

[Bobby Brown]

Or he did it.

[JD Ryan]

Or he did.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

That's about the worst thing you can find in the woods.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, can you imagine?

[John Clay Wolf]

Eli's a radio guy that needs to call the police. Please call the police. Cause I'm on the radio and I talk like this. Hi, my name is John Clay Wolfe. This is John Clay Wolf show.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a great morning out here, and I know I need to slow down for Savon because she has adhd, but we're on the radio, so we talk fast and cool. When I went to the I Heart concert in Fort Worth. The Jingle Ball.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So funny. Still, I've been doing this 20 years, but meeting these guys. Hey, good morning, John. Man, I love hearing your show. You're great. Tell me the. Well, listen, every weekend. Tell me the last thing. Tell me something from last weekend's show. Oh, man, last weekend we were there. I was with the kids. You don't listen nothing, but that's fine.

[Bobby Brown]

But the radio guys are so cheesy.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when you have the meetings with them and all the execs, they've got the big voices, too, because, you know, I used to do a little summer stock.

[Bobby Brown]

You know how it's funny how you mentioned radio? I've done radio many, many years, John. You might be able to tell by the way I talk, and I actually never stop talking to give you an opportunity to respond. Here's the thing.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, you got Myron on the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

From Minneapolis St. Paul.

[JD Ryan]

Myron says he. He found a dead body in the woods.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you believe that? Everybody.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, Myron. Well, tell us about the dead body.

[Bobby Brown]

That's so radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, put her back on hold. Pre K. Sivon's calling back.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, no.

[Caller]

Husband.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, hi. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Yeah, hey, just Siobhan, ADHD attorney. ADD attorney. And actually got bipolar ocd. I've also got complex ptsd, But I wanted to get to this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller]

About dead bodies. My husband. My husband. The reason I have complex PTSD is because my. My husband was found dead by a rehab. And so I want to talk about dead bodies and. No, you.

I.

Well, I don't want to say you might be weird, like you might be weirder than you think I am. In this call because actually, and I am very nice. You picked that up. Good, good way to read the room. But I did want to say this. So you mentioned that you wanted to find a dead body. You wish you found something like that in the woods.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I did not. Hey, hey, hey. I did not. We were playing a news clip of a guy that was talking to someone on a radio show. And that's what you heard.

[Caller]

Well, what you were actually doing was making fun of somebody who's disabled on the radio. And I think you're a bully and I think you're kind of mean. Unintentionally like you. You were saying I need to slow down for somebody. Yeah. You know what that is an ad accommodation. Something I didn't learn in law school because the ADA did not exist. This. Do you. Do you know, do you know what the ADA is? It stands for American Disabilities act. And it was signed into law. Not by handwriting, by. It was signed in by sign language.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want you on the program if you can't learn to shut up.

So this, this brings in another topic. Did anybody watch the football game the other night with the Cowboys and the Lions and notice that in the ad there was a advertisement forward facing advertisement for a drug company called Kabo. Coben Fee Cobenfi. For schizophrenia.

[Bobby Brown]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, what's. I mean, is that what America's come to?

[Bobby Brown]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where they're for. Where they're promoting schizophrenia medicine like we're the better schizophrenia medicine.

Ask your other personalities. They'll tell you.

[Bobby Brown]

Ask everybody in your head.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean the creator was such a skits. He named the product after his multiple personalities. Cole, Ben and Fiona. You know, the, the country is. I mean I just. That just really threw me off.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

A schizophrenia advertisement for medicine. Is it over the counter? Sounds fun.

[Bobby Brown]

No, it's not over the counter.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be back in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf. This is the John Clay Wolf show and we love Savon. Be right back.

[JD Ryan]

Hear you scream again.

Black hole sun, won't you come.

Wall Street?

[Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

I know a guy that used to hire prostitutes and take them swingers parties so he could swap off and get with other people's wives.

That's pretty creative this holiday season.

[Bobby Brown]

Very, very much so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Rest. Rest in peace. Aaron. Washball. No, I'm kidding. It wasn't washed.

[Bobby Brown]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I just thought about that. Yeah. This guy.

Well, this other guy was having an affair and he took his side piece and they would go to Swingers Park.

[Bobby Brown]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And swap off. Sure. I mean, what a hustle that dude was running.

[Bobby Brown]

It's probably more common than you think, having hiring somebody or bringing somebody, you know, that's a ringer into a swingers party because you can't go in by yourself as a male.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

And you know this why, James?

[Caller]

I don't know.

[Bobby Brown]

I've just heard people talk about it. It was in a movie once.

[JD Ryan]

Fingers swingers, you know, one bringer.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Carolyn Virginia, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hi.

Thank you guys for putting me on. I, that's kind of a funny topic to come in on, but it actually is pretty, pretty fitting because.

Well, I just really wanted to give a shout out to my kids, honestly. Lincoln, Eleanor, Benjamin and Reagan in West Virginia and Virginia. I haven't seen them in a while and I miss them dearly. And I'm trying to make it possible so that I can see them as soon as possible. But thank you for the time on the air. Yeah, I just wanted to mention the last topic you guys were talking about, the schizophrenia medication that has just been kind of like a large, like game piece in my life. Yeah, I, yeah, it's, it's really like a negotiating factor that and by like, or a mood stabilizer, it's a negotiating factor in my family cases. And I don't necessarily think it's fair that it can be done, but it is something that our society does.

Which.

Is kind of unfortunate. I think it places people. I mean, some people do truly need it, but I think some people don't benefit as much as.

Like the, the larger than that maybe had been tested for that medication.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you for calling in Trish in Florida.

[Caller]

Hey, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yo.

[Caller]

I just want you to know that I appreciate your humor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. I do, too.

[Caller]

And the thing is these women that call in and harass you guys, I just, I love it when you give it right back because they just need to nose to themselves. Seriously. I listen to you guys every Saturday and you guys make me laugh. I just, I go to the hunting camp every Saturday and just tell the guys about all the stuff I hear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, thank you. We'd love to know you're out there. Appreciate trish. Bye bye. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Michael Turley]

Now, I don't think you were making fun of meds, by the way, because I think people are getting that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was just shocked that they're advertising for schizophrenia medicine on the NFL Thursday night game.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I mean, so you're at the doctor and bad news, John. You're a schizophrenic. Oh, man, my wife's been telling me that for years. Well, I'm going to put you on Bobo Zide. No, no, no. I want that medicine that I saw during the football game.

[Bobby Brown]

Right?

[JD Ryan]

Ask your doctor.

[Bobby Brown]

Ask your doctor.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need that. Well, that. That's really not a good one. Well, no, I want it because I saw it on the football game. I mean, is that really. How is that. I mean, what is the target audience that they're advertising to? How small, how much money do they make on that medication for the three people that actually fight with the doctor and say, no, no, no, I don't want baba's eyed, I want Johnny's side.

[Michael Turley]

That's a great question. I mean, because who's gonna go and do that? I don't know.

[JD Ryan]

Schizophrenic, I guess you'll understand this. You're a con guy. All they're doing is creating a lead. When they instruct a watcher to ask.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your doctor, they're going to go to.

[JD Ryan]

Their doctor and ask their doctor by name about that medication, and they're going to get it. And the doctor gets a cut. And it. It's all. It's all business, but it may help you out. Watch a lot of TV news. They've been advertising the schizophrenic aid drugs for a few years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. And I was really surprised to see it then, but I haven't seen it, like, in mainstream sports.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know a guy that was paying off doctors to write his script in for this cream. And he went to jail for eight months and one of his partners went to jail for longer. But they were selling the cream under the. What's the insurance for the military? USAA something. No, but it. Like the. Anyway, the. The Veterans Act. They were selling the cream to the government.

[JD Ryan]

VA Care.

[John Clay Wolf]

The VA something. I'm butchering this, but it doesn't matter. And they were paying. So they were charging about 10,000, I believe, for. For one script. And they were paying the doctors like 2 or $2,500 to write the script.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that is highly illegal. Highly, highly. And they were so rich, it was ridiculous. Running around in Gulf streams. I found out about it because there was a Lamborghini Aventador that was getting shopped around town. And, like, the third time, I got called on it from another dealership, Like, Ferrari Dallas or something. And he said, who? It was like, I know that dude. He said, do you not know what's going on? I'm like, oh. He said, they're selling all their stuff because they're getting ready to go down.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

They went down.

[JD Ryan]

It happens, man. About 10 or 12 years ago. That's how oxycontin got so popular.

[Michael Turley]

Yep.

[Bobby Brown]

I know a doctor in prison now who was doing a pill mill, Basically bringing in homeless people, writing them scripts, what they would do. The thing is, you bring them in, they don't have any problems, but they. The doctor says, you know, you need this. And so they go out, they get the pen medication, they bring the pills back to the doctor, they give them a hundred bucks, and the homeless person goes on his way. Then they resell those pills. He is now in prison.

[John Clay Wolf]

Venegas.

[Bobby Brown]

Yep. I wasn't gonna say any names.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's out.

[Bobby Brown]

He's out.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's out.

[Bobby Brown]

He got 13 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's out.

[Bobby Brown]

I mean, it's in the paper, so I'm not bringing. Just not like.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I got to be real careful, that one, because his son.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has wound up being a pretty good friend of mine.

[Bobby Brown]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, yeah, we used to talk about him a lot. He was. Yells Dr. Feelgood on the Russ Martin show.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah. I don't want to go down that road.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

We're just keeping it real, man. That's what it's about. This show is about keeping it real.

[Bobby Brown]

I did not know he got out.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is out for sure, or he's just fixed.

[Bobby Brown]

But he got 13 years, so obviously he got out early. Something's going off.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sure it's one of Bobbo's devices. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 Radio Mike in Memphis, Tennessee. What you got, bud?

Mike in memphis, Tennessee.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Is that me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, that's you, all right.

[Caller]

Hey, I could think you could sell I to an eskimo. But anyway, these broads need to keep. Can you imagine being that broad's husband? That freaking lawyer broad. Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was thinking about that as I was talking to her.

[Caller]

Yeah. Oh, I. I couldn't take that. Do you know why the woman crossed the road?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

To get to the kitchen mike in memphis, Tennessee. Greetings from memphis, Tennessee. Harrison in Florida. 96 Mercury Cougar with 72, 000 miles. Wants 3, 500. You know, this car is crazy nice. It does have a value if it's got the good engine in it, which I think it does. The four eight. We go to givemetheven.com and loan that. We go to givemetheVen.com and load it up. Let's. Let's look.

[Caller]

And four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. My name is John Claywolf. JCWShow.com is the streaming site for the YouTube channel. If you want to go there and watch the video with us, we got cameras in here. Be right back.

Does that make me crazy?

Does that make me crazy?

Does that make me crazy?

I. I am Ice cream man Evil ice cream man Scaring little children with.

[JD Ryan]

My bear blaring in their ears Evil.

[Caller]

Little children know that they fear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[JD Ryan]

Offering little tights 88 varieties they don't like liverwurst and sardine I sell flavors.

[John Clay Wolf]

That make them scream.

[JD Ryan]

Ice cream Man Children run away as.

[Caller]

Fast as they can.

[John Clay Wolf]

And live from dallas, texas, it's Saturday morning.

[JD Ryan]

It's the john clay wolf show, starring john clay wolf with jd ryan, michael turley and bobby brown, and featuring dj pre k g drummond, keith richards with the world's biggest son of a bitch and satan, the prince of darkness. And now your host, john clay wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ian in Texas. What have you got?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, that buddy of mine, he's going through a pretty hard divorce down here over here in Dallas. And. And I was hearing that lady, that attorney, and she's got all the degrees or with her ADHD and ADPDSD and her. Karen. Karen, anal can't give darn syndrome and in her hearing aids. And what have you.

Get to use that attorney for my buddy's wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

Whatever your name was. Call his buddy's wife. She's looking for an attorney. Like, did you dump it? Yeah, I heard what he. He said. He did say the word, but he didn't say it in a sexually titillating way.

[Michael Turley]

I might have been a little quick because I thought he was going to get into that.

[JD Ryan]

So Charlie's a little anal about the dumb button.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jesus Christ.

[JD Ryan]

Allow me to demonstrate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Van Damme in Houston. What you got?

[Caller]

Hey there, brother John. How's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

In three.

[Caller]

Good, good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead.

[Caller]

Yeah. Oh, no, I'm. I'm tripping. I figured I'd call in because everybody was being downers earlier. I figured I'd give a little step in the. In the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Are you feel. Are you feeling a little off today?

[Caller]

Oh, no, I'm feeling good, brother. I'm feeling good about how, you know, ADD and, you know, having adhd and stuff like that. How. Treatments for that. This is a treatment for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Caller]

I'll help you out, smooth things out real quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, what, what's the treatment?

[Caller]

Oh, you know, good. Lc.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lsd.

[Caller]

Yeah. Acid, whatever you want to call it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you tripping on acid?

[Caller]

Yes, sir, I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, all right, all right.

[Michael Turley]

Nine o' clock Central time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Weird day this is. This feels like a holiday weekend, but it's not. It does.

[Michael Turley]

People are starting to party early.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning, Detroit. Congratulations on your big win on Thursday night. I'm glad that the refs were on your side because there is zero chance that was offensive pass interference in the end zone. 0. 0. Less than 0. How did they not in, in a, in a time of replay, how in the hell do they not unwind that bad call?

[Michael Turley]

They, they had it for a year where they would do reversals on pass interference calls, but it got too controversial and CNFL said, nah, now we're not going to do that anymore.

[JD Ryan]

It took a lot of damn time in the middle of a game is what it did. Ferguson. Who's the guy covering Ferguson?

[Michael Turley]

Linebacker. I can't remember.

[JD Ryan]

I had. This is true. I don't have a network where I can watch those games. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's on prime.

[JD Ryan]

I know. At my house right now. Long story. I had to listen to the game on XM radio and I listened to the Detroit team announcers, right? And they said, oh, well, of course, it was Ferguson pass interference. They first said, oh, it looks like a pass interference. There's a flag on the field. They're like, well, I, I think, yeah, he's, you know, that's fair. That's a good call. He. He had, he had hands all over Ferguson. Then they called against Ferguson. They go, yeah, Ferguson, he's got the passing.

[Michael Turley]

Freeman's office, you know, I mean, I hate to be the person to say this, but he did, when he swam across, did grab his pads just a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Little bit, but did you not see how he molested him? And I know charges filed for molestation.

[Michael Turley]

From the defense could have ways. That's what it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think Ferguson was impregnated by that defender.

[Michael Turley]

It could have gone both ways.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he's carrying twins. I mean, it couldn't have gone both ways. It was off. It was defensive pass interference. It cost us the game.

[JD Ryan]

That wasn't the only kind of questionable call either. I didn't they get pickings on one of those, too?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, but he had his hand in the guy's face.

[JD Ryan]

I don't care.

[Michael Turley]

It didn't cost them the game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kansas City. What you got?

Kansas City, you're on the air.

Why does he just not realize he's on the air? Because I took it too fast.

[Michael Turley]

It's possible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then I'll put him back on hold. Rob in Trinity, Texas. How many Robs in Trinity, Texas can there be? So it's got to be that. Rob. Rob, you're on the air.

Nope.

[Michael Turley]

Something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are the phones broken?

[Michael Turley]

We having problems in there? Pre K. You're looking. You're looking frustrated.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kansas City. Kansas City. There.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got?

[Caller]

This is Dave from Casey. I got two things, man. I have been hungover all week. I felt like it was Thanksgiving when I was watching Detroit play Dallas. It was awful, right? But I want to know your opinion. This Sunday. You think the Chiefs got a chance and is Damian Pierce gonna score a touchdown? That's all I got.

[John Clay Wolf]

First of all, I need to know who they're playing.

[Michael Turley]

It's a big game. It's actually part one of our picks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's do it right now. Okay.

[Michael Turley]

That game is the Texans seven and five at six and six. Kansas City Chiefs. The Chiefs are three and a half point favorites. That's at 7:20 Central and Peacock Chiefs. This is basically. They have to win. Must win.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm taking the Texans with the.

[Michael Turley]

It worked. It. It worked for you last time to do that.

[Bobby Brown]

I'm not.

[Michael Turley]

I'm going to take the Chiefs because I think just Mahomes. You saw what he. Even though they didn't beat the Cowboys, he still has that magic. Sure about him and I at home. They're not going to lose at home.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is the Chiefs lost. What changed in the recipe in the arsenal. I mean something is way off. This is not normal.

[Michael Turley]

I think a lot of football for them. I mean think about it. Three out of four years playing all those games in the playoffs, in the Super Bowl. It takes a toll on your body. So all those extra games.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they need some meds? Call that chicken Florida and get some.

[Michael Turley]

I mean that. It's. I think it's just they're worn out. Their bodies are worn out and some of it is. Everybody's kind of gotten. They know what to do with a. The recipe to beat them. Because they haven't added.

[John Clay Wolf]

They didn't the biggest bs. No, they haven't. Listen to what he's saying. I mean that is just shut up.

[Michael Turley]

They haven't added anything either because it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you have to do.

[Michael Turley]

Is you.

[John Clay Wolf]

They had. They had eight months off. They're just tired.

[JD Ryan]

I agree on both counts. Total hours of operation. They are playing a lot more games than other teams. Secondly, they are probably the most studied offense in the league for the past five years. I'll add a third, too. I think their run game is. Is very diminished this year compared to the last three years.

[Michael Turley]

And they've got the backs, but they're just. They're not either feeding him enough or he's a.

[JD Ryan]

Do you see Checo? What do you do? Total 12 yards the whole game?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, just not enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's Taylor Swift.

[Michael Turley]

Dude, I'm telling you, that's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

The new album Drop it threw him off.

[JD Ryan]

I mean, David Bowie ruined Freddie Mercury.

[John Clay Wolf]

So there you go.

[Michael Turley]

While we're on, I guess the picks, you want to do the other NFL picks too at.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's see.

[Michael Turley]

The Bears at the Packers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bears.

[Michael Turley]

Packers are six and a half point favorites. You're just going straight up.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm taking the points. Butthole hole.

[Michael Turley]

That's why you said the pair like right away.

[JD Ryan]

Bears, Bears.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I mean, I knew there would be a line, but I'm just going with it.

[Michael Turley]

All right, well, I believe the packers will win, but they don't win by six and a half. So we're on the same page there. So we have to move the line.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then you move it. All right.

[Michael Turley]

Do the Bears win by three and a half or you mean the Packers. I'm sorry, the packers win by three and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll take that. That. I'll stick with the Bears.

[Michael Turley]

All right, there you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's the.

[Michael Turley]

And then one other game. Steelers 6 and 6 at 6 and 6. Ravens. That's for that conference out there in the AFC out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're talking to those people right now. Good morning, dc. Good morning, Baltimore. Good morning, Pittsburgh. It's time for a battle.

[Michael Turley]

Ravens are six and a half point favorites. It's at home. So with the Steelers laid an egg.

[John Clay Wolf]

Last week, I'm gonna go with the Steelers in those points.

[Michael Turley]

Damn. All right, I'll let you get. Take that.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not the best bet I've ever made.

[Michael Turley]

No, I don't think so either.

[JD Ryan]

That's a hard one to bet, man, though the sick quarterback bowl.

[Michael Turley]

Do you want to save the college for a little bit later? Because we got about a minute to go to break.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. Sorry about your North Texans.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, University of North Texas. All us folks, rt, vf Majors and stuff. They were, you know, the radio guys. We were all excited to see them. I mean, I remember going to games at Fouts Field. Okay, Fouts Field is a high school stadium.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

To see that school, this is Turley's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alma mater, by the way.

[Michael Turley]

So to see that school actually having a shot. Yes, it's just a shot. To be in the playoffs was just cool to see, but they laid an egg. They just couldn't get it done.

[JD Ryan]

Seeing them on the leaderboard, man, seen them in the standings, that was awesome last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have they played a good team all year? Was this the first real team they played?

[Michael Turley]

No, they played South Florida, which was was ranked at the time. And they got blown out in that because they turn over the ball.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who got blown out? Texas.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, North Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So they played two good teams.

[Michael Turley]

They got blown out in both pretty much. And it's all turnovers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Quarterback is allegedly the best quarterback in the country.

[Michael Turley]

He's the best. But he's, he's freshman. He's young now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yalls coach just went to osu.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Oklahoma State.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he's going to take that quarterback with him.

[Michael Turley]

Probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay. I just wanted to make. I just wanted to add a little salt to the wound. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars and radio from Eric America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com. the next segment is the car. Segment, year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. If you call in right now, I will bid your car on behalf of America's best car buyer, givemetheven.com during this break. If you want to sell your car seriously, pick up the phone and call in right now. I'll bid it on the radio. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If you have a Ford GT like was it 0405 or 0506 that generation, very expensive cars. I'm looking for a couple of those. And you know, 458 Italias. I know that's not my normal listenership, but we're doing well with the rear engine Ferraris. I can pay up for those. And just good sports cars in general, always the diesel trucks, the Jeeps. So this the that we buy them [e-mail] bareback.

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[JD Ryan]

You've heard me talk about givemetheven.com for years. But wait till you hear what our customer said about give me the VIN buyer, Angie. And our transport coordinator, Jack.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Caller]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

And guys, I'm gonna fly through these phone calls. So when we're done, go to give me the vin.com to load your car up to sell it to us Reese in Florida. 69 Lincoln Continental Mark 3, 466. 8,000 miles. It's got dubs on it.

You want 8,000?

[Caller]

Yeah.

Yeah. What do you think?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think you sound like the kind of guy that would have a 69 Continental with dubs on it.

[Caller]

Yeah, I do. I got 20 inch doves on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I'll buy it. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Thank you, Brian. Oklahoma 22F250XL diesel with 123 wants 35,000.

Good old Oklahoma hard ass for the high mileage diesel truck. That's base. I love it. You there, Brian?

[Caller]

Yep. Yeah, I was just saying. I was just do that number out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm throwing you guys. Like I'm gonna throw one out there too. I'm gonna throw one out there too. 20 grand.

[Caller]

20. That's okay.

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your payoff?

[Caller]

I'm not sure. I could check. I was probably less than that. But perfect. No, I. I just seen what it was. What you'd give.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I'll give. That's what I'll give.

Rob. 19 kicks a Nissan Kicks with 55, 000 miles. It's an automatic, right?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is. What is it s an SR or an sv?

[Caller]

It's the all leather. It's as fully loaded as it can get.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Two wheel drive, $6,500.

Okay, let me look at something. Sir, let me look at something real quick. I might be a little light if it's a sv if it's an sr.

Because you can. You can order these cars loaded in both versions. If it's an SR, first of all, just go to givemetheven.com and our system will decode it. If it's SR, I'll probably get nine grand, maybe 95.

Thank you. All right, Tom, you have a non running 13 Nissan Versa. Ultima Girl, Keisha. Would you sell it or donate it? For tax purposes. He went to smu, Rob. I just donated. I mean, the car's worth a hundred bucks.

[Caller]

How much?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, like a hundred dollars. It's just. It's just junk. We would buy that car, pick it up with a record, take it to Copart, sell it. We'd give you 100 for it. We'd sell for 400. We'd make $50 or lose $50 after fees.

[Caller]

What about one of those.

You know, donation places, like with that song. Give me the, you know, the Cars for Kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cars for Kids. And they'll probably give you a voucher for 2500. And then you'd have your tax break. That's the way to go. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Lauren, you got put on Ritland as a young man, is that right?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. Good morning. Thanks for coming to work today. Yeah, I wanted to touch on that subject. You know, hold tight.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna go to break. I'm gonna come right back with it. My name is John Clay Wolf and we'll be back with Lauren and his Ritalin addiction as soon as we return.

This is it. I showed you the true artistry.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Show it.

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[Caller]

I went on a date this week actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller]

And the guy said I look like JonBenet Ramsey.

[John Clay Wolf]

There she is.

[Caller]

Were still alive. I was like, you look like the killer. If they found him. And we had a fun night of role playing.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[Caller]

What are you doing?

I think I'll see him again.

[Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show, America's largest weekend morning show. 800, 800 radio morning Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

We skipped the Florida news segment. We've got to do it real quick. But before that, I want to talk to Lauren. Lauren, what's your story, man? You're a Ritlin. You OD'd on Ritalin.

[Caller]

Yeah, almost. I'm. I was a child who was. Who's a white boy who was born and raised in east la. Small city.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you for pointing out that you're a Caucasian.

[Caller]

Yes, yes, yes. So basically I had a lot of problems at school, a lot of fights, just, you know, I would think it was a normal lifestyle, but, you know, obviously it wasn't enough where I was kicked out of every single school and then sent to another school in Downey. That's where Lead singer, lead singer From Metallica came from and then kicked out of their continuation school where they had to give me Ritalin just to stay in school. How it made me feel was, duh, you know, straight duh. Did not do good in school at all. Enough. Where I started car repossessing with my father. So now I'm stealing cars and selling them to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did that cause erectile dysfunction?

[Caller]

Oh, it is, it is. That's my passion.

[John Clay Wolf]

There we go. That's what I wanted to know. Jessica in Colorado.

[Caller]

Hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

What you got?

[Caller]

So, yeah, you guys were talking about blow up stories. Yeah, Fireworks. Yeah. So my husband and I, it was the first 4th of July we ever spent together. And a friend of his does like a big firework show in their backyard. They have like land, like enough to. Where are you smiling right now on your face afterwards? I'm smiling.

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can feel your smile coming through the phone.

[Caller]

Yeah, no, it's. It is quite funny because I am very happily married, but I do think I saved my husband's life quite a bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you're horny and you want to hook up a bobo.

[Caller]

Wait, I'm sorry, what'd you say?

[John Clay Wolf]

What age did you lose your virginity? No, I said tell me about your. Tell me about your bottle rocket story real quick.

[Caller]

Yeah, so. No, I mean, I saved myself for marriage because.

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a bottle rocket story or saving yourself story?

[Caller]

No, I mean the saving myself story is a lie. So I'll tell you the bottle rocket story, which is true. Okay, so we. Anyway, so we're at. We're doing these fireworks and people are holding Roman candles in their hands and like letting them pop off. And my husband, he is first generation. His parents are like immigrants from the Soviet Union, so they never really like, lit off fireworks. And he didn't really have experience handling fireworks. Whereas, like, my dad dresses up in like full World War I army gear. And like.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you and your husband been married?

[Caller]

A year and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many times a week do y' all do?

[Caller]

Depends. I'm a full time mechanical engineering student. So four if I'm not super busy. But when I'm not in school.

I don't know, at least once or twice a day.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's more than four. Honey, I don't know if your engineering degree had a math class.

[Caller]

No, I said when I'm in school. Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

When I'm not.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's really all we wanted to know. Thank you for calling.

[JD Ryan]

But I'll bet all four times are fantastic.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800, radio Florida news. Florida news.

[JD Ryan]

And now from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard.

[Bobby Brown]

J. I don't know if I can even begin to top the callers we've had today. What in the hell is going on? Well, you may say that in Florida, you know, it's only funny. Only in Florida do you hear. And they wrestled the alligator Stories. Deputies in Sarasota county wrestled a massive, get this. 14 foot, 600 pound alligator off a residential street. This is why my wife Kim will not let us move to Florida requiring seven deputies, a professional trapper and quite a bit of wrangling. Awkward wrangling. Here's according to the sergeant, here's some of the body cam footage as they're wrestling. Wrestling this alligator. Cut number seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get on the leg.

[Caller]

Get on the leg. Everybody get on the leg.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my leg.

[JD Ryan]

Get on the leg.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on everybody.

[Caller]

I need start.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on.

[Caller]

I need someone on that leg right there.

[Michael Turley]

One at a time.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, pick it up, pick it up. Positive.

Stop it. I'm thinking.

Like that.

[Caller]

Get busy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't mind me to kill you later. I'm making notice.

Love it.

[Bobby Brown]

The three stooges showed up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who knew once or twice a day remind.

[Bobby Brown]

I know, I know. John stuck on the last caller. I knew you wouldn't get past that.

[Michael Turley]

The video on jcwshow.com that's amazing. Isn't that crazy to walk upon that.

[Bobby Brown]

And then to grab it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, what are you doing?

[Bobby Brown]

Why not just get some.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do it once or twice a day.

[JD Ryan]

John, eight guys that close together. Little baby steps and a lot of pivot. Pivot, you know, want to get somebody.

[Bobby Brown]

With a tow truck. Listen, there's. There was an ongoing dispute between neighbors.

[John Clay Wolf]

In Florida and listen to the show once or twice a day. Go ahead.

[Bobby Brown]

It turned a little crazy when a Florida Karen, she shared a holly bush with her neighbor. Okay, so the neighbor came out, he cut half, he trimmed half of his holly bush and left her half alone. That upset her. So I'm gonna guess probably some alcohol later in the wee hour. Mornings last Sunday she took a mini chainsaw, cut the whole thing down to the ground. 25 year old bush straight down to the roots. Wow. Here's a walk by inspector from a lawn landscaper saying this is a mess. Cut number eight. Well guys, remember the bush with the camera next door and how we only.

[Michael Turley]

Cut half of it?

[John Clay Wolf]

She didn't cut her out. Well, she decided to take it out.

[Caller]

And cut all the way down without our permission. My client is not happy.

[Bobby Brown]

This is going to be a big.

[John Clay Wolf]

Issue because that whole hollies are gone. The hollies are gone.

[Caller]

They'll grow back in the bottom. That's not what he wanted.

[John Clay Wolf]

He liked the big, tall bush.

[Bobby Brown]

It wasn't her right to cut his.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bush on his property.

[Bobby Brown]

Can you see this going to court?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Who doesn't like a little bush, Right? Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

Sometimes you got to cut it back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Just a little bit.

[Bobby Brown]

John's still stuck on one client twice a day.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're my client.

[Bobby Brown]

You're my. Well, he's a lot. He's the landscaper who's coming in to make the case when they go to jail.

[Caller]

When you go to court.

[John Clay Wolf]

He liked the big, tall bush. Yeah.

Anything else happen in Florida?

[Bobby Brown]

That's all we have in Florida this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I was reading on our YouTube videos. I thought this was interesting.

[Bobby Brown]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

On J. John, if you go to jcwshow.com but the mean tweets, the mean comments, they're great.

I was looking at the one that we did of the car show, and Foose and Rollins are on the thumbnail, and it's kind of positioned as a Foose vs Rollins build off on Chevelles. So Foose built. Everybody loves Foos. Chip Fuse. Yeah. And. But I was just reading through his comments. Jcw from Jeff Hunt's singer. JCW is insufferable. I'm out.

What's that mean, Bob? I make him suffer when he watches me.

[JD Ryan]

It says it's too much to suffer. That's really mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a big fan of John. Clay is the next guy. So we have bipolar. Speaking of ADHD and schizophrenic medicine as part of that.

[JD Ryan]

That level, you know, that plateau you talk about audience growing when. When somebody screws with you and then another audience member takes up for you. That's nothing but. Nothing but building an audience right there, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. I like Chip Chevelle better because it's simple, clean bill. GMG build is bigger, more expensive, a little more exotic. But I like Fuses. Okay, I need to find some more. There's some there. Richard Chevelle is wicked. You can't compare the two. I. I should have taken a little time and found the ones. I mean, there's just some burners in here.

[Bobby Brown]

Did they bother you when people say those things? No, I wouldn't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, but I definitely rub some people wrong.

[Bobby Brown]

Well, we all do. Everybody does.

[Michael Turley]

You're not going to be loved by everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would love to go to one of JCW's events someday. I hate you. Please get off the radio.

Wow. Rollins effed up a perfectly good 70 chevelle. See.

Richard never packed up one dent before in his life. Yeah, they hate on him real hard. Richard thinking his car is 500,000 is a pipe dream. I disagree. Yeah, they. Chip is. Chip is the car. I'd choose, but where was the other? I should have. Like I said, I should have prepped.

[Bobby Brown]

More people with the Internet, man. They can say anything and get.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I was just trying to signal JD about something.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you got? I mean, we're a family.

[JD Ryan]

We got. I think we got. We got a page of those. Actually we collected recently mean tweets. You were supposed to get them in your email this morning.

[Bobby Brown]

I slept overnight at a hotel because we had a Christmas party. So I haven't checked my email this morning. Normally pre show stuff we get on Friday.

[JD Ryan]

And that's why I quietly signal JD While you're talking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I've got a question. We're going to break right now. Yes. Okay, guys, call in that are in the service industry. So last night we had our company Christmas party for Give me the vin. And we had it at our restaurant and bar, Roadhouse in Walnut Springs. But I was thinking. So all of these employees of mine. I guess I hate saying it like that, but that is exactly what it is. We're serving all the other employees. So when's their credit? Christmas party. And then the bosque cantina across the street. They were all working last night too. So these restaurant people never stop working. Ever. Ever. So when do you. How do you do a Christmas party for them on a Monday when we're all closed? Do we do it at the restaurant? Do we do it at the saloon? Anyway, I gotta do something for them. I mean, that's pretty crappy. Like all of I've got these restaurants businesses and all those guys are serving the car business last night and they don't wins their party.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, this is. This is out there. But what if you flip the script?

[John Clay Wolf]

The employees that give me the VIN run the restaurant.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Train.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I know, I know. It would be really bad. But it would be interesting to see how it goes.

[John Clay Wolf]

That would be interesting. All right, we'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars Radio for America's Best Car Bar. Call in now. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And if you are in the service business, and it's a busy place. How do you have. When do you have your Christmas party for restaurants? Is it on the one day a week you're closed? I got to do something. Be right back.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column, toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Happy December. It is Christmas time. Christmas spirit is full in the air. J.D. you did find your mean tweets. I want to get to this first, though. When I asked people about the service business, meaning the restaurant business, how do they do their Christmas party? Because they're always working. Joe, good morning. You said you have some advice? You were a bartender for 17 years?

[Caller]

Yes, I was here in Fort Worth, a little bar called 7th Haven, right across from Montgomery Plaza. And our owner every year would shut down Sunday night not to interfere with New Year's after Christmas. And all the servers, anybody with a TABC license could not serve. Everything was free. He would put all the good liquor up, obviously, but so all the other people, like everybody else served, and it was all free. And you should watch the hilarity ensue with the crappy drinks being made, you know, being served by people that don't know what they're doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, like, the. The cooks and the dishwashers would be the servers?

[Caller]

No, they. They could serve if they didn't have a TABC license. Like, we would invite a few, like, friends and family. So, like my wife, for instance, could get back there, make me a drink, but I could not make a drink.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, thank you. Kale and grapevine, what you got?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah. One thing that I always found when Christmas party was actually canceled previous years because of people getting out of hands with alcohol was when everybody got checks.

Just being able to provide for their family, especially being in the service industry, really seemed to boost morale.

[John Clay Wolf]

People seemed happier.

[Caller]

I mean, Christmas party is fun, but it doesn't do. Doesn't pay the bills. And when people are trying to buy gifts for their family, being in the service industry, it could be very difficult this time of year.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're saying money instead of a party bonus? Thank you.

[Caller]

Yeah, just a big thank you really makes a difference.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thomas in Florida, what's on your mind?

[Caller]

Do you know how unbelievably obnoxious and pretentious you have to be if Your number is 800? 800 radio?

Okay.

I mean, that's just like, next freaking level. And as for that woman, okay, who said that it's four times a week, that's the man who's not doing it right. Because let me tell you something, okay? If a man is doing it right, she will come to you. A woman will initiate, okay? There's no such things. I don't have time because I'm in grad school, okay? If you're doing it right, if you're pleasing your woman, she'll make time, okay? And I'm four times a week doing it four times a day, okay? And the message to the guys out there, okay, if you want to get it four times a day, you got to put your tongue into it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, we lost Thomas in Florida. We just lost him. I don't know how we lost him. Wow. So we were talking about mean tweets on our YouTube channel. Mean comments on our YouTube channel. And then today's video is going up at noon Central, by the way, and I appreciate everybody. You know, we've been asking the radio guys, you to help start it when it goes up at noon, because it trips the algorithm, and it. They premiere with larger numbers, and it gets it up in the wind, and that's really been working.

[Bobby Brown]

So this is about the video you guys put up with Chip Foose and Richard Rawlins, and they both did what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, they just built. It was two different Chevelles that they built, and people were comparing them.

[Bobby Brown]

Okay, so these comments were from that video.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobby Brown]

And you can catch all that, of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Course, on YouTube at Jace John Clay Wolf show, I think. Think. Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

John Clay knows absolutely nothing about cars outside of selling them. Oh, all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I disagree, but that's fine. That's.

[Bobby Brown]

These are the comments. Remember? This is not me saying this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, gosh. This is mean tweets. Kendall's been doing it forever.

[Bobby Brown]

Right. This is from Starchild4084. More like Junkie Springs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Walnut Springs. Yes. They don't like it.

[Bobby Brown]

Nicholas Marion writes way too cheesy to be popular on tv. Sorry, John Wolf. Clay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Too cheesy.

[Bobby Brown]

Too cheesy from Steve. Richard Cheese from Steve644. After about two minutes. I couldn't stand to listen to this guy's foul mouth. I don't know who was being foul.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, John, you'll cuss a little bit on you, get a little loose on those Z tubes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, we edit out any F bomb. Is a rule.

[Caller]

Ah.

[John Clay Wolf]

S can slide through, and F can slide through if it's properly placed deeper in the video. Like 17 minutes in. Because if they've watched that long, then they're okay.

[Bobby Brown]

They're on your side.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

And finally, from Wesley Bailey. Oh, My God. Reach into the dust bin and pull out R. Rollins and see Foose for a complete tool show. Laughing all the way to the thumbs down button.

[JD Ryan]

Damn.

[Bobby Brown]

I know they're mean. Mean. These are mean tweets, mean comments. These are not nice people.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the video we put up last week of the negotiation, I did up until something by saw it. Well, 360,000 people saw it.

[Bobby Brown]

I did see it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had a lot of people in person tell me, hey, that was all fake, right? That was all staged. And I'm like, you think I went to Tulsa with that old man, listen to his BS for. For three hours, and that was. You couldn't have paid that guy enough to talk. He could have never acted like that.

[Bobby Brown]

It goes back and forth. I expected you to punch him out. Seriously.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, we were back and forth. That was as real as real. And I was. I was thankful for him because he knew he was miked up and that was real world.

[Bobby Brown]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of times people that are miked up and cameraed up, they won't let it go that far. And I was like, he's letting us go that far. So let's take it. This is a video gold moment. Yeah. It was very real.

[JD Ryan]

Real guy was very natural. John, I secretly hope that there's. There's more to do with that guy in the future.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hope he's not dead. I haven't talked to him in a week.

[Michael Turley]

So I was going to say what happened now?

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Michael Turley]

Speaking of what happening, what happened to the. The fire chicken? I think I saw it out there at the garage. Was that. Is that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it real?

[Michael Turley]

That's the real.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the car we bought for 500 out of the guy's barn two and a half years ago. And we spent $1200 getting it moved because we were so excited. I thought it was going to make a bunch of money. It has been through seven people that have worked on it.

And we're finally not done.

[Michael Turley]

Now.

[John Clay Wolf]

It does look the part last night, he couldn't get in the computer to tune it. Okay. The LT4 is put in it, but the sticker that we bought for the hood two years ago has been up for so long that it screwed up. So they're gonna have to take the flaming chicken off the hood and redo that. Oh, God.

[Michael Turley]

I didn't see that because the hood was up. So.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Did you look at it much?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, no, it looks awesome. I was like, holy crap.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what we have, we have in that car. That car. Now, I have such a different feeling for the people that. That we buy their cars from that build them. We have a hundred thousand dollars in that car.

[Michael Turley]

No way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Way.

[Michael Turley]

A hundred grand?

[John Clay Wolf]

One hundred grand? Hundred grand?

[Bobby Brown]

Have you ever had that much trouble with any vehicle ever?

[John Clay Wolf]

But I have never taken a car in that condition and done a frame off total nut and bolt all the way up. Never done it. Now the. The motor part was, you know, because I swap, I decided if we're going to be bear. Be a grizzly bear and let's go LT4 supercharged and swap that out. And I thought that it would raise the value enough that it would minimize the loss. No, no. The. The. The obstacles. What Ken didn't tell me when. Rest in peace, Ken. He's no longer here. When we decided to do that swap, his estimation on what we needed was so far off. So we bought the motor for 10,000. That was the easy part. Then you have to change the suspension because you've got too much motor. Then you've got to change the driveline. Then you have to change the rear end because you've got too much power. Then you've got to redo the brakes because there's too much speed and power. And then the exhaust doesn't work right and the motor mounts are wrong. And we had to redo that. And then you've got to buy a gas pedal that's drive by wire. You've got to buy a fuel tank that is pressurized for a fuel injection car versus the normally aspirated mean the carbureted car. Then you have to. Then you have to. Then you have to. Then you have to to. And it just. It's just a beating, dude. Buy them. Finished.

[Bobby Brown]

So what do you do with it now? Is it just gonna go on display?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know, I'm so buried in it. I'm not in a hurry to realize my. My reality. So I'm gonna keep it for a while.

[Caller]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, we built this thing from the ground up. I'm gonna enjoy it for a while. And I'll lose my 30, 000 on it. You know, maybe in a few years.

[Bobby Brown]

Maybe go on tour with it. Maybe make it a star.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think it'll lose 30, but I do think it'll lose 20. We'll be right back.

Give me the vet.

[Announcer]

The John Clay wolf show. America's largest weekend morning show. This is the John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Steve and Corpus Christi. We were talking about service industry holiday parties. What's your fix for that?

[Caller]

What we do is we find out what. What everybody kind of wants, and then we. We usually take everybody. We got about 20, 20 employees.

[John Clay Wolf]

We take them to a.

[Caller]

Another restaurant, take them away from here, give them a little bit of bonus. They all enjoy it. We got a younger crew since we're a pizza restaurant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So you take them to another restaurant and let them partied up there. But is it on an off day? Is it, like, on a Sunday?

[Caller]

Usually do it on a Monday. We're closed on Monday, so we'll do it on a Monday evening.

[John Clay Wolf]

That makes sense. Chris in Florida, what you got?

Yeah.

[Caller]

For service. It's iffy. It's.

Different. It's different for every service place. For the one I worked at, we had fluctuating schedule.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dorian in Pittsburgh, what you got?

[Caller]

I just wanted to let you know, John, I was sorry to hear that you're going to be done next. Next July. And I talked to Mike about that, and I was. I mentioned to him that.

I was surprised that so many people find fault with this fun show. It's on Saturdays, and there's plenty of lovers.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's plenty of positives. Positives. We're just focusing on the negative. Just for comedy.

[Caller]

Well, hey. Well, it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Dorian, I know you're blind and you're. You're stroked, but you got to spit it out. What I saw here was you were talking about the dancers at Rick's in Pittsburgh.

[Caller]

Well, okay, here, like, I went to the Christmas party last year. Now they just. They called me on Wednesday this week. He said, come on in. On Friday afternoon, all the girls are going to be here. So I dropped off a couple.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd like to point something out real quick. Sorry for interfering. Hearing. Did y' all notice how. Well Dorian started speaking when we started talking about topless dancers?

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead, Dorian.

[Caller]

Well, that's my scene. You know, they like me. They're nice to me. The girls are nice to me. They knew me when I could see some of them. And those are the two I left gifts for that I've known, like, 20 years. All right, so thank you. I didn't go blind till, oh, nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah.

[Caller]

I've been. I've been going in there since 87.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a long time. You sound like my dad. Ross, what you got?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. How you doing today?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Caller]

I've listened to your show every Saturday. I am the world's greatest waiter, bar none.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I have 50, 52 years experience.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a Lot.

[Caller]

And. And I just got fired from a job because I was a little slow. The computer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who needs a computer if you have. If you have good service?

[Caller]

Well, I average $10 a table.

[John Clay Wolf]

On tips or on everybody cover.

[Caller]

Everybody loved me. They told management they loved me. They love me. They love me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Ross. Thanks for tuning in over Saturday. So we had the after party at the saloon last night and junior was the bartender and somebody slapped a hundred dollar tip on him. He just damn near passed out up. All right, so he's hooked for life. Yeah, Yeah, I guess so. Hooked for life. He was just looking at his mom. He's like holding that money. He's like, shoes, shoes. He's gonna go buy some shoes he loves.

[Michael Turley]

Get the Lucas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, something like that.

[JD Ryan]

Outstanding.

[Bobby Brown]

We're talking about football a little bit ago. Charlie, you have any post Malone handy? There we go. Nice. You know, ever since the halftime performance. Dallas Cowboys thanks for Thanksgiving day with with post. Fans have been clamoring for the NFL to name post Malone. You've heard the big controversy with the bunny, but they want post Malone to be the super bowl halftime performer. And the league has officially made their response. And this cut number three is the league's response.

Oh, I guess post is out.

[Michael Turley]

So it's going to be Bunny. It's going to be Bunny, bad bunny.

[Bobby Brown]

How many people you think are actually going to tune out or isn't there an alternative show or was that an Internet joke?

[Michael Turley]

I don't know. There may be.

[JD Ryan]

There's usually it was a joke, but it's. I've seen a couple of notices that look like it's really like Fox news going to do.

[Bobby Brown]

They went straight. I mean, big names.

[JD Ryan]

They got Chachi.

[Bobby Brown]

No, no, no.

[JD Ryan]

I heard not singing but be there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have been told by many consultants that are back, back, back color ends are just not good. What is chachi? Oh, when we go that deep on and start talking about Green Acres, it's like you gotta quit.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, okay.

[JD Ryan]

But anyway, I just can't remember the actor's actual name but like Ted Nugent. A couple of artists like doing like an alternative.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ted Nugent playing Walnut Springs next Saturday. Go to walnut springs rally.com for tickets. Saturday. Oh, yeah, and we just added another show Friday. It's Ted Nugent's birthday party. He lives out here, if y' all didn't know that. Next Friday and Saturday. There are more tickets available on Friday. We just put those out. Go to walnutspringsrally.com and Ted Nugget will be joining the show in.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

Why don't we just call him and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ask him what time's he joining?

[Bobby Brown]

1105.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. All right.

[Michael Turley]

When this song's over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time.

[Bobby Brown]

When the song is over, we'll just ask him. Him if it's a real deal. Bob, if you're. He's a part of the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

We. We definitely can. I'll tell you one thing, and I can posit this as a. As a music geek.

[Bobby Brown]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

If you ain't seen Ted Nugent at the Roadhouse in Walnut Springs, you ain't seen Ted news. Dude, he loves that room. He loves that place, the vibe. Yeah, it's. Yeah, he'll. He'll be turning it up.

[Bobby Brown]

It's gonna be so much fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is a master guitar technician. Player. I mean.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I saw him for the first time live last May, I was like, Whoa. Was he 75 years old? Something like it. You can't tell at all. He's awesome. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800.

[Bobby Brown]

810 is 76.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he really?

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

What else we got, boss? What else we got?

[Bobby Brown]

Let's see here. Nothing says Merry Christmas to me like getting tased enough. Anybody who works in law enforcement, you know, this time of year, just brings out the nuts. So there was a deputy. She came across a. A man who had crashed his car inside of the highway. He starts walking up to her, very aggressively reaches for her gun. Not a good situation. The good news is the lucky part is another officer came up, happened to be a brown belt in jiu jitsu, arrived just in time to overpower the guy. And you'll notice when she gets near her car.

[JD Ryan]

Listen.

[Bobby Brown]

Listen to the lovely music she is playing because it's the holiday spirit. Along with the zapping, here comes the zap noise.

[Caller]

Cut four, be advised. He just charged at me, then just ran back into the car. He can't go anywhere. It's missing a wheel. Have a seat for me, sir, if.

[John Clay Wolf]

You approach me, you're gonna get tased.

[Caller]

Get on the ground. Tase not working.

Get on the ground.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get on the ground.

[Caller]

He's trying to get my gun.

I'm gonna take you. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Put your hand behind your back.

[JD Ryan]

Don't tase me, bro.

[Bobby Brown]

Don't tase me, bro. There's nothing like Christmas music and the sound of a taser. Boy, that makes me happy on every level.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, my gosh. The video on JCW show. Do you see the guy just ran up to her?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, he just. He was out of his Mind officers.

[JD Ryan]

Charge your tasers before you hit the street.

[Bobby Brown]

Could be one of our listeners this morning, that is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was thinking the exact same thing. Yeah, it's that gal from Florida. Oh, look at him. Trying to steal her stuff.

[Bobby Brown]

No, he's literally going after her gun.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a good way to get your ass shot off is what that is.

[Michael Turley]

I can't believe they didn't shoot him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just shoot him. Just shoot his ass. Boom.

[Michael Turley]

Don't you think he.

[Bobby Brown]

That would have been a clean shoot.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they don't have the right to do that.

[Bobby Brown]

They have the right, but they always try to do, you know, anything less than lethal?

[Michael Turley]

They try, I guess, man.

[Bobby Brown]

But if it's me or you, you're getting a bullet.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I'm do fear for my life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever shot anybody, J.D.

[Bobby Brown]

I'Ve never shot anybody. Never come. Come close to shooting anybody. Wait a minute.

[Michael Turley]

Drawn on anybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold on.

[Bobby Brown]

Let me think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good. Tell us, Daddy.

[Bobby Brown]

Well, it was actually on your property down here. Was my wife. I was.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is getting weird.

[Bobby Brown]

I was shooting down at the pond.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobby Brown]

And I did not realize where she was. She was down on the fishing dock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobby Brown]

And I was shooting over in the pond. And it was just obviously too close to her. She was very upset that I was shot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did she hear her with the bullets whizzing past?

[Bobby Brown]

They didn't go that close, but it was still too close. I should have been more.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been shot at. Somebody actually shot at you from a long distance? Yes. When I was on purpose? Yes. I was. Was. I was probably in second grade.

[Bobby Brown]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never told you that story. I don't think so. Yeah, I was out in the country, and this guy in a green and white Chevy truck pulled up at the gate. And we were out on the dock, the whole family. And they whipped out a gun and started shooting. And I. Dad was like, hit the deck and every. And I just took off running down the dock. He's like, hit the deck. I just kept running. But the guy fired off about five shots. Didn't hit anybody.

[Bobby Brown]

No reason.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope. Just crazy. Never figured it out. That's scary.

[Caller]

Isn't that weird?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, that's the kind of crazy we saw in that video where the people just do crazy stuff. I've always told Kim, when people do nutty stuff in traffic, get away from them because you don't know how delicately they're balanced.

[JD Ryan]

Did she cuss?

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, yes.

[JD Ryan]

I've never seen her cuss.

[Bobby Brown]

Yes, when you shoot at her and see what happens?

[JD Ryan]

I'd like to see her cuss shoot at me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call now. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. The lightning round on the car bids is coming up next, brought to you by America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com year, make, model, miles, average, rough for clean is what you need to tell Pre K. He'll load you up into the system and we will bid the car. After the bid is done, if you'd like to take it or negotiate a little bit more, go to givemetheven.com and load it up there and we'll get her bought. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars on the radio right here. Radio, YouTube podcast, all the different mediums that you grab us. We'll be right back. My mama told me, son, always be a good boy. Don't ever play with guns. But I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

When I hear that whistle blowing, I hang my head and cry.

[JD Ryan]

You've heard me talk about gimmethevin.com for years, but you should hear some of our customers online reviews.

[Caller]

Everyone we worked with at Give me the VIN was helpful, friendly, and answered all questions we had everything from selling and picking up the car to receiving the check was quick and easy. We had been trying to sell our car online for over three months and.

[John Clay Wolf]

After talking to Kyle at Give me.

[Caller]

The vin, we sold it in less than a day.

Thank you to everyone who helped us out.

[JD Ryan]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevent.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike in Little Rock, Arkansas. Good morning.

[Caller]

Hi. What's going on, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much. You drinking already?

[Caller]

Well, hell yeah. But I'd be better, you know, if I had my, my boss county blow, you know, these damn boats getting shot. But President Trump's got my supply all hampered up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man. Are you gonna go, Tim, are you gonna go Democrat over this?

[Caller]

Well, should I?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's. It's your blow. It's your vote.

[Caller]

I mean, what do you think about it, man? I mean, I could either drink or I can do some. Some Boss county booger candy, but I don't have it right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I think you're gonna have to drink until they quit blowing the boats up.

How many boats? How many boats?

How many? How many drug runner boats have they Blown up. Does anybody know?

[Michael Turley]

Half a dozen?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

That's about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you imagine being a Venezuelan on a speedboat just blowing up like you're in a video game?

[Caller]

Well, man, you know what's gonna be funny? Somebody's gonna call you and try to sell you one of these damn boats.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Mike. Rob in west Virginia. What you got?

[Caller]

I got a 2014 Police Interceptor Explorer. Got that big V6 motor in it.

It's my mom's car. She gave eight grand for it. It's a little bit too much. It just tries to roll it out from the COVID And she just likes to try to get her money back for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

She cannot get her money back with me. Those things get sold at gsa auctions all the time. They're everywhere. You know, as you know, the interior on these cars is very utilitarian, for lack of a better term, and not built for comfort. And they just. They bring 3500 bucks.

[Caller]

3500? You give her 3500 for it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I would go to. Give me the vin.com. let me take a look. See?

[Caller]

All right. Thanks, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Well, he just perked up quick. He went from 75 to 35. Best offer he's had was 25. Let's look at it. Yeah, I might pay it. 2,000 Camry Le with 187,000 miles. Rough needs paint. New Orleans, Louisiana. Name is Tony. Tony. What's your last name? It's got to be some good boudon. Boudin kind of name.

Tony, you there? Tony's not there. Tony. Go to givemetheven.com.

Reese in Florida. I talked to you about this car about an hour ago.

Reese, you still there? He's been on hold for an hour.

And I understand if I was on hold. Think about being on hold with a radio show for an hour. You'd zone out a little bit.

[JD Ryan]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I guess I should have bumped him.

Tim and round rock.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got?

[Caller]

I just wanted to give you guys props for Give me the vin. I tried to sell my car to you, and unfortunately, I couldn't make a sale. But the nice thing is that Chris here in round rock, he shot me around. He shot me around and tried to get me more money. He couldn't do it. And I unfortunately had to sell my car to carmax.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

And I sent everything back to him. And he was a man of his word, just like you guys. I got my hundred dollar check in the mail, so I just want to tell you. Thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. We do it. We do what we say we're gonna do when we say we're gonna do it. If we can't beat a CarMax or a car van a deal, an offer, then we will send you a check for 100. And basically what we're doing is offering. Offering the hundred so that we'll have an opportunity to make a deal on. On something that's actually happening versus just shopping around. And so I changed that. I changed that from a offer to a deal because so many people were falsifying the CarMax and Carvana digital offers in their software programs that we had to say, we'll pay on a purchase order. So obviously, you went through with the deal. You sold it to them. You sent us a copy of it. We sent you $100. And I appreciate you.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah. I want to give. That's one main thing to you. And I want to give Chris Aaron, Round Rock at the office props for trying so darn hard to try to get a deal done. And unfortunately, you guys couldn't beat CarMax. But I just want to say we.

[John Clay Wolf]

Beat him all the time. We beat him all the time. And there's just some cars sometimes that we can't beat them on or they miss bid in our opinion, and we let them have those deals. But we'll pay a hundred dollars to anybody that gives us the opportunity to beat the deal on Carmax or Carvana. Givemetheven.com Be right back.

[Announcer]

This is Give me the van. The John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get a haircut. Buttercup.

[Announcer]

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[Caller]

I was talking to a friend of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mine one night outside a comedy club, and she was out there smoking a cigarette.

[Caller]

You know, she was like, dang, I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Want to have a kid now too. You know, she goes, but then again, if I get pregnant, I gotta quit smoking. And I was like, well, I don't know, you know, like, it's different for everybody, you know, like, for instance, my sister, she smoked while she was pregnant and it only took her six months to have a baby.

[Announcer]

Check out the website for podcast socials and the GMTV Garage YouTube channel. Go to jcwshow.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning, everybody. It is the JCW Show. We've got Baba, we've got JD We've got Turley, we've got got homeschool. Kyle We've got Pre K, of course, and me and you. And thanks for tuning in. 800. 800 radio is the call in number. Stanley and Santa Barbara. I'm taking you naked. What have you got?

[Caller]

Hey, man, Good. I'm not going to sell my Carrera. But do you guys do motorcycles at all? I've kind of inherited a 74 BMW 900 CS with a sidecar.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do do motorcycles about it. Loaded in the givemetheven.com and it'll go to my motorcycle guru. I don't know anything about it either. I don't know the value on that. What's the.

[Caller]

I don't either.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the Carrera?

[Caller]

I talked to you a couple years ago. I had a 86 Carrera I was gonna sell, all original, but I decided to keep it. So I apologize for that one. But that's it. That's a good one. But I'm the number one fan of your show in Santa Barbara, so I'm your fan club.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, thank you. So you're a Wolf packer?

[Caller]

Yep. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. Wolf Pack show fan club on Facebook. Google up or put in Wolf Pack. And you can join those guys. And they're all chatting on the sidebar on YouTube right now. Good morning, wolf packers. How the hell are you? Thanks for tuning in. Of course. Time for Johnny Cash coming down from the heavens and doing mail from jail.

[JD Ryan]

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. John. This week's mail from jail entry reads. Hey there, John Clay and the crew. Can I get a big Hell yeah from the Wolf Pack?

[Caller]

Hell yeah.

[JD Ryan]

I love your show, man. It's what makes Saturday mornings for me. I can't wait to hear y' all. Every week. I'm a car guy. Chevy's over. Fords and all that. But I learned something new every week listening to your show. Hey, maybe I could get a little mechanical work. Work with you guys.

[Michael Turley]

There we go.

[JD Ryan]

I'm really a rocker, man. I heard you guys play some Montrose. Everybody in here says I look just like Sammy Hagar.

[Caller]

Red rocker.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I can tear it up on guitar, too, man. You ought to hear me play. I can't drive 55. I'm glad you guys stay true to that rock and roll, man. All that whiny emo and funky black stuff's okay, but America runs on two things. That's rock and roll, baby. There's a lot of exclamation points in.

[Bobby Brown]

This letter I got you.

[JD Ryan]

Do you buy motorcycles, too? Because I got a big Harley out there. I'll be looking to sell when I'm released. Hey, I hope you guys read this. I'd love to hear more of satan telling it like it is too. Lol. I love that guy.

Gotta go. Time to flush some farts.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Flush some farts.

[JD Ryan]

Your friend, Willie hobbs, Allegheny County Jail, Pittsburgh, PA. Friends. If you got mail from jail, just send it on down the line to us here at P. O. Box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. Zip code is 76147.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of, I heard pre K blew everybody out of the production room a minute ago.

[Bobby Brown]

Farts. Yes, he did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Farts.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah. People kept pouring out of the production.

[John Clay Wolf]

Room going, God, it was white, black guys.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, I don't know about that.

[Michael Turley]

What does his fart smell like?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he's a white guy that thinks he's black.

[Bobby Brown]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fried chicken, iced tea. For the white fried chicken iced tea. Watermelon and yogurt. Fart. Hey, yo, yogurt.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah, yogurt. I bet you the yogurt's in there. Look, it, it's. It's a combination of that delicious steak dinner that I had last night courtesy of John clay wolf. So I gotta thank you, my man. You know, I gots to drop the bomb.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those guys did a good job of feeding us.

[Bobby Brown]

Last night was so good.

[Michael Turley]

And the service too. On point. I was amazed how quick it was. Everybody is out in. I mean, that was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they planned it properly. And everybody's name tags were different. Like they had three different color name tags. So they knew where to put the fried chicken deal, the ribeye deal. And I forgot what the other one was.

[Michael Turley]

Fried chicken or ribeye?

[Bobby Brown]

Chicken fried steak.

[Michael Turley]

Chicken fried steak.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's.

[Michael Turley]

It was grilled chicken. Chicken fried steak.

[Bobby Brown]

Did you have chicken fried steak?

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it good?

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it really was. Because we changed it.

[Bobby Brown]

Amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

We just changed it.

[Bobby Brown]

Dude, that was amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It was good.

[Bobby Brown]

So good.

[John Clay Wolf]

So stick with it.

[Bobby Brown]

So good.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not just being nice?

[Bobby Brown]

I am not being nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobby Brown]

We both ate it. It was great.

[Michael Turley]

There was plates cleaned. I could still tell you that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

I came back to the table and there was nothing on Kim's plate. I said, did they serve you? She goes, oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see that new guy who was younger, like, looked like a high schooler, maybe young, 20s, that was cleaning up. That kid was flying. I was like, yeah, who is that? And like, he's a new guy. We were just standing around asking if wanted a job, is that he's got one. Because that guy can move.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. He was on point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Everybody did a great job. I've got to do something for the service staff for their Christmas party. Don't know what yet, but I'll figure it out soon. Yeah. That was fun. I. The. The turnout at the Christmas party last night in Walnut Springs for all those people coming in from all over the country was way better. The guy that drove in from Chicago kind of freaked me out. I was. That's a long drive.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's just. I just. I.

[Bobby Brown]

He was bringing a car, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, but driving away.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was impressed with that.

[Bobby Brown]

It was just a cool vibe. It had a. I know we've had a lot of cool parties in the past, but that this one was special because it really felt like you kind of own the joint. I know, I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand. But it's our place.

[Bobby Brown]

It's our place.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You're not gonna get thrown out of your place.

[Bobby Brown]

Really, really, really cool. We've had them in different locations every.

[John Clay Wolf]

Year, but you kind of have to. Yeah. Be a little stiffer because you're on somebody else.

[Bobby Brown]

Somebody else's turf and you're gonna have to leave after a while. You. You could actually sleep here.

[John Clay Wolf]

We know the owner well that one guy that walked in just wreaking a pot. He went outside and pulled a Graphics three foot tube. It smelled like.

[Bobby Brown]

That was. Yeah. A little strong.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was like. Well, I mean, you know, it's his pot. It's his. He did do it inside. I don't think he know that he smelled like that.

[Bobby Brown]

Came in the. Yeah. Came through the door.

[John Clay Wolf]

He didn't just have regular pot. That was like sticky is of the icky.

[Michael Turley]

I mean it's. It's amazing the how from the Christmas parties in the past with this company where it was just like. You went to a karaoke bar.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, we've been to everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

To where this is like a professional setup like you're talking about. The food in band was good too.

[Caller]

Great, man.

[Michael Turley]

They played a cover of Teddy Swims.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was.

[Michael Turley]

I mean I was like damn tight. Sounded really good. The guy saying. Sounded kind of like this too. So anyway. Yeah. The whole thing. I've been to professional corporate Christmas parties for hotels drop their names and it was like that. It was on par. And big shout out. Amy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Amy Houston and the Tall Boys. The band. That one of the better local bands I've seen in quite few a. A while.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. No, it was tight. They're all like student. Not students, but teachers really. So you could tell. Really technically sound so well, they were.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, if you have to buy everybody hotel rooms, it's going to cost this much money. I'm like, well, if we go to this other place, it's going to cost this much money at the, at the Omni, right?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And profit margins, about half. So I'd rather spend the money on ourselves. And then that extra money that we didn't spend, we can give it to the hotel and maybe everybody will enjoy it a little bit more. I'm really, really glad that y' all had a good time because I was worried about it dragging everybody all the way out here. But it worked.

[Michael Turley]

No, it was great.

[Bobby Brown]

It was perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Might do it again next year. But more people show up. Not that we didn't, but we had.

[Bobby Brown]

Like, the word will spread that it was fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had 150 people there. Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

At least.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And that was about a third. Yeah, yeah. There were a lot of me. When you're giving awards. When you're giving awards away. Elian Gonzalez in Florida was not there.

Albert.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back.

[Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show. Guys, a blackout drunk, 800, 800 radio. Yo, give me the vin.

[John Clay Wolf]

No matter what, you bad finger. Morning, everybody. I miss Breaking Bad. Remember when they ended Breaking Breaking Bad with Baby Blue, the bad finger, son. Yes. Good show. Did you watch Landman this week? Yes, I think I did. Yeah, it's pretty dumb, but it's good. It's. It's getting a little Dallasy little who shake, who shot Junior?

[Bobby Brown]

You mean the chicks with the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the girls.

[Caller]

The girls.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're obviously programming that for a reason.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it does make everybody's skin crawl.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, it's kind.

[JD Ryan]

It's.

[Bobby Brown]

It's comic relief to the heavy stuff that's going on. And it's also showing Billy about having to deal with this crazy woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's true.

[JD Ryan]

It's a good angle. It's a good angle.

[Bobby Brown]

Good angle.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

You know, and they brought the gangster back. I was happy to see that they did.

[John Clay Wolf]

They brought him back this week.

The Breaking Bad ish mode. And they're getting say our Garcia is going to come save Demi Moore from her financial woes. She's going to get in the cartel. And they've already got his son looped in. It's wonderful. Bad for her. Speaking of crazy stuff, how are our football bets less?

[Michael Turley]

Well, John, you beat me. You had three wins versus three and two for you so 25 bucks and you know it's chipping away now.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was 300, so now it's 275.

[Michael Turley]

Well, no, it's now 300. Actually 400 because remember that $100 bet with Arch Manning being benched?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Michael Turley]

Which is not happening.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

So yeah, you know, you're doing better now. We are to almost to the playoffs. It's the championship. Conference championships this weekend. 11:00am here on ABC. BYU 11 and 1 versus number four Texas Tech 11:1 over in Jerry. World over in Arlington. That spread is huge, John. Now Tech did beat them pretty bad last time. The spread is 12 1/2 points. Tex A favorite.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Since you won last week, you get to go first. We do know your love for the coach over there at Tech, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Michael Turley]

Are you going to be leaning and say yes, Tech will cover that spread.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty big spread. I'm going to go with it. I'm going to be a. I'm going to be a fanboy.

[Michael Turley]

I'm going to let you take that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I think it should be seven and a half. But it's not so.

[Michael Turley]

But you're going with 12 and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, what happened with SMU last weekend? I mean, hell, Tech could get beat today. That was just so depressing. SMU had it wrapped up. They were going to go to the jam game. All they had to do is beat Cal and they got whipped and then they tried to come back, lost by three at the end. But you know, Tech did the same thing in Arizona about six weeks ago.

[Michael Turley]

They do have one bad loss.

[John Clay Wolf]

They went out to Arizona on a gimme game and they got beat.

[Michael Turley]

But Tech dominated him last time was like 29 to 7. So I'm. I don't think they're going to beat him that bad. So I'll let you take that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

12 and a half.

[JD Ryan]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

Number 10. 10 and 2 Alabama for the SEC championship versus number. Was it number three? Georgia, 11 and one. This spread has dropped to one and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was just thinking that this is gonna be a close one.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it's. It's basically a pick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is it?

[Michael Turley]

It's in what is in Atlanta. Yes, Atlanta.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not home field for either? Well, no. Georgia.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean is it at their stadium?

[Michael Turley]

No, it's at the. What do they call that?

[John Clay Wolf]

The Mercedes.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Stadium. One and a half point favorites, Georgia. Now the last.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it.

[Michael Turley]

Didn't they play them before? I believe so. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did they already play this year? Trying to remember now that's an important Statistic.

[Michael Turley]

No, they did not.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

No, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

But Alabama has not been blowing people out. They've been winning, but not blowing out now.

[Michael Turley]

Man, this is a tough one. One and a half points.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's your pick.

[Michael Turley]

I'm just. Yeah, Georgia covers. I'm just gonna say they cover. I mean, it's one and a half points.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna go Bama.

[Michael Turley]

I think they're gonna do the upset.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just the dynasty, Mojo. I'm betting. I'm betting like a chick is what I'm doing. I like their uniforms. I'd rather look at their butts than their. Than. They don't even have their names on their Journey jerseys, do they? Wait, yeah, they do.

[Michael Turley]

But Bama. Okay, yeah, that would shake up things a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm gonna go Bama.

[Michael Turley]

All right. The Big Ten championship over in India.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm LSU.

[Michael Turley]

No, no, no. Number two, Indiana, 12. 0 versus number one Ohio State. Also 12 and 0.

[John Clay Wolf]

2.

[Michael Turley]

1 and 2 teams played in the championship game. The spread is dropped to three and a half. Now Ohio State's the favorite.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna take Ohio State.

[Michael Turley]

I think so, too. And they're gonna cover, so we're gonna have to move the line.

[John Clay Wolf]

John, your move. Five and a half.

[Michael Turley]

I agree. So you gotta bump me off here. So I gotta bump you off.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

Does Ohio State win by six and a half?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Going to let you take it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. All right. Closer.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's very close. Has Indiana played a team like Ohio State this season?

[Michael Turley]

Oregon. They beat Oregon. That was a big win. And in Oregon. So this is.

I would be shocked if Indiana beats them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

Because they would really shake up things, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just hadn't paid any attention to Indiana. Because they're Indiana, you know?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're just not on the radar. I couldn't name a player. I can't name the coach. I can name nothing. So again, I'm just betting like a chick.

[Michael Turley]

Well, they have their quarterback.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it.

[Michael Turley]

Is it Mendoza?

[John Clay Wolf]

I like their uniforms. I like the fact they have a Mexican quarterback.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, he's. He's Heisman front runner right now, too, so. All right. The last game. This is where the game where SMU should have been in, but they're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's so weird.

[Michael Turley]

ACC championship game, Duke versus Virginia. Neither team is ranked. Well, actually, Virginia's ranked 17.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dumb.

[Michael Turley]

Duke is 7 and 5. Virginia beat him last time, 34 to 17. This is only back in November, too. So this is the line. Six and a half the line Is actually four and a half. Yeah, four and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Virginia. Right.

[Michael Turley]

It's a night game in Charlotte. Virginia's favored by four and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

John, pick Virginia.

[Michael Turley]

I believe so. In cover. So we're gonna have to move the line. Do you think that Virginia wins by six and a half?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. And I picked it, so you can't back out.

[Michael Turley]

Well, no, I know, but I can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Agree with it, though. Okay. Yeah, but you're stuck with the chicken.

[Michael Turley]

This is the game of chicken.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you're stuck. Yeah, you can't move it again because you know.

[Michael Turley]

Now it's your turn to move it because we're both at six and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

I agree.

[Michael Turley]

That's a game of chicken.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pick it.

[Michael Turley]

No, no, you made it where you can do the game of chicken. You changed it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay? These damn rules.

Bump it up a point.

[Michael Turley]

So seven and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Michael Turley]

I agree, too. So now I'm gonna bump you off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Do they win? Virginia by nine and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Against Duke? I don't know anything about Duke. I'm just gonna say no just because I don't. All right.

[Michael Turley]

Game of chicken.

[JD Ryan]

I win.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

And we did our NFL picks. I believe you took Steelers at Ravens. You took the Steelers. The Bears at Packers. You took the Bears. And then Texans at Chiefs. You also took the Texans.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ted Nugent will be joining the show in the next hour and he is playing in Walnut Springs next Saturday and Friday night. We just added another night. It is Ted Nugent's birthday party. Friday, Saturday. Get your tickets now at walnut springs rally.com. it will be a special one because it's his birthday, so he'll be more personable with everybody. And he's going to call on the show in just a minute.

[JD Ryan]

Wang dang doodle.

[Michael Turley]

So he'll be on for about an hour, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

One segment.

[Bobby Brown]

One segment, yeah. To him, that's an hour. Do you guys see the Patriots giant game last week? Yeah. The Patriots, 33 15, beat them. They have. One of the season's biggest blunders happened in the second quarter. I don't know if we have video of it or not. This is when the. The kicker. I'm gonna say this wrong, probably.

[Michael Turley]

I'm waiting for this here. I want to hear your sports knowledge.

[Bobby Brown]

JD Young Ho.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ku.

[Bobby Brown]

Am I close?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that sounds all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Creep of some young guy jammed his.

[Bobby Brown]

Foot into the turf while trying to do a field goal. So that's bad enough, that's embarrassing enough. And then they keep playing it and playing it and playing and every Time they did. Troy Aikman could not stop laughing at number 16. Number 16.

[Caller]

47 yard try now by Young.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he stumbled.

[JD Ryan]

I don't think I've ever seen that.

[Caller]

Looked like he just stubbed his foot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right into the turf.

[Caller]

Whoops.

I guess that goes down as a miss.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Caller]

He never touched the ball. I said a miss, but it's not a miss because he never touched the football.

[John Clay Wolf]

Still.

[JD Ryan]

Perfect.

[Michael Turley]

It was actually. They called it a sack back because the. The other team just basically took down the. The holder there. Look at that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, have you ever seen anything like that?

[Bobby Brown]

Never. Look at that foot. That had to hurt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Looks like something I would do with my feet. That don't work right goes backwards.

[Michael Turley]

He just misstep.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all it was. Backtrack. Stacks Records.

[Bobby Brown]

Stacks Records. How long was Stacks for records around? Babo?

[Michael Turley]

We got enough time to do. We got a couple minutes here. You think we can get it in?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't we play it and then get the answer on the flip?

[JD Ryan]

I don't know how long they were around, but it was this day. Back in 22, the founder Jim Stewart passed away. So this week we're doing something special and we'll talk all about Sax Records in a while, but we've got three cuts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you say Nugent was on Sax Record?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, he's a. He's a huge fan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect business, but let's play it right now.

[JD Ryan]

So we've got three cuts. You're going to have to identify the artist and the song title. And they're. I think they're pretty recognizable. You guys tell me, here's cut one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, here's cut two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Artist and title. And here's cut three.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a great song.

[JD Ryan]

My favorite.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so these three songs were playing backwards. They're old songs off of the record label, Stacks Records. Were they Detroit? Probably doesn't matter. And these are the three songs. And you've got to call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio and tell us the artist in the title of these three songs. And then you can go to jcwshow.com click merchandise and pick out anything you want. And you'll get some stuff from Born lake Records. Cut 1, 2.

Three.

Ken in San Antonio. What's on your mind?

[Caller]

They did a fart study and said that women's farts are smellier than men's. And the smeller the fart a woman has, the less likely she's going to have dementia.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you for sharing that. From San Antonio this morning. Ken, I'm glad you stayed on hold. Sometimes the best stuff is what you have to wait for.

Let's play the three songs real quick one more time.

Call in right now. When we come back, we'll be with Ted Nugent. If he hits us on time, we're going to take a commercial break, song break, and you can call in and give us the three name artists and titles. Remember, this show's brought to you by America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com and of course, Gordon Boswell. Flowers around the corner across across the country, Gordon Boswell is the place to go.

[JD Ryan]

The John Clay Wolf show is heard every week on great stations like 95.5 KLOS, Los Angeles, California's Rock Station and Midland Odessa's KFCX Classic Rock 102.1. Catch the nation's fastest growing podcast and live video [e-mail] and we'll be back back with more of the John Clay Wolf show right after this.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guys, we did backtracks. We've got Ted Nugent on zoom. I've got a payoff on the back backtracks bit. Ted, I know you're gonna know the answers to this backtracks bit, so don't, don't blow it for us because I promise you have the answer. But let's let the listeners answer real quick. These are the three songs we played backwards from Stax Records out of Memphis and name the artist and the title. Cut one.

Cut.

Cut 3.

What I can tell you is everybody on hold has it right. So going through a bunch of wrongs is not right. But the first one is Marcus in Memphis, which makes sense. Isn't that where Stack's record was?

[Caller]

Yes, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, what's the answer, sir?

[Caller]

Okay, first one, Otis Redding is too late.

Second one, Staple Singers take you there. And Sam and Dave. Hold on, I'm coming.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, I was wrong. You were incorrect on the Otis Redding is too late. That's not right. Thomas in Los Angeles. Good morning. Hit it.

[Caller]

Good morning. Otis Redding sitting on the dock of the bay. Staple Singers. I'll take you there. Sam and Dave. Hold on, I'm coming.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Thomas, you're the winner. I'm gonna put you on hold. Pre Kale gets your stuff. Good job.

I'm gonna give you freedom. Ted Nugent tickets for the Rattlesnake this weekend. All you have to do is get here from Los Angeles.

All right, Ted what you got, man? How are you?

[Caller]

I'll take you there. Sam and Dave. Hold on, I'm coming.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Thomas, I mean, it's a little bit hard. So you're playing. Oh, Jesus. That's tough.

[Michael Turley]

That's a long delay there, but that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is off of somebody's computer.

What the hell is going on? Do you have another window open? What you got, man? How are you? Oh, wow.

[Michael Turley]

Maybe we have to hold on to this here a minute. Let's try to get this figured out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get him up on the screen.

Man. This is all. I've never had this kind of technical difficulty with a zoom in call. I don't know what's going on. Hey, Ted, I've got an idea. Can you hear me?

[Michael Turley]

Let's call on the phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ted, if you let me give you the number. 1080-080072-34800 800, 7234. If you wouldn't mind calling in on the phone. I know that will be clean. This is screwed up somehow. I don't see him on the screen. Hey, Kyle. Please put Ted on the screen. Or can you see him? Does he hear me? No, ma'. Am.

[Michael Turley]

Hopefully he's hearing you.

He's hearing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, he's calling perfect.

[Michael Turley]

He's hearing you right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Say perfect.

[Michael Turley]

Can he call in before the end of Stranglehold?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he can get his call through before the end of Stranglehold. I think so. Ted, is that you?

[Caller]

Do we have liftoff?

[Michael Turley]

We do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank goodness. How are you guys?

All right. Sorry about that, man. I'm excited to see you again next Friday.

And now the phone dropped. I'll be damned. Here he is again. Here he is again. Here he is again. Okay. And we're going to try this again. Wow, this is crazy. How are you, boss?

Ted, can you hear me?

Nope. He's going to throw the phone at the screen in just a moment. I bet. All right, here we go again. I sure hope this works. Are you there, man? I. I'm sorry. I don't know what's going on.

[Caller]

That's wild stuff. I think I shut down technology.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so Ted is coming to Walnut Springs next Friday and Saturday. It's his birthday. Will you be 75?

[Caller]

77 years old, clean and sober, with middle fingers on fire, full time, non stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

Dude, I will tell you something. When you and I talked after the show the other day.

You know, we're all Ted Nugent fans from way back and you think, oh, another washed up rocker. No, sir. No, sir. The. The. I Told you this when we talked a year ago, I asked this question. I said, are you playing the guitar better now than you were when you were younger? And your answer was.

It'S more soulful.

[Caller]

More dynamic, more lyrical, more intense, and most importantly, more fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, the technicality of your guitar playing, it couldn't have been any better before. I mean, it's amazing. I know I'm sitting here kissing your ass, but I mean, I mean it. I've watched a lot of guitar players and you couldn't have been better before. It's 77 years old. How the hell are you doing this?

[Caller]

Well, again, I emphasize that I've been clean and sober for 77 years, so the stuff still works pretty good, right? I think musically, I think it's a combination of the physics of spirituality and the immersing yourself in the most.

Town. Sam and Dave, little Barry, Bo Diddley. Are you kidding me? So I'm alive and well. I have a new book coming out called Gonzo Life and that describes my 77 years where I really carpe diem. I thank God every day for another, wake up up another day with my dogs and my wife and my musicians and my friends and my family, my new 13th grandson. So I really live a fiery life and I channel that into my guitar. And I think, more importantly, John Clay, is that I'm unique in. Boy, am I unique. I'm mostly unique that I so thoroughly, completely, definitively escape the music because I hunt with the bow and arrow almost every day and I shoot my bow and arrow every day. And when you go back to that primal self sufficiency instinct in its purest form, killing your own food, being a resource steward and showing reverence for God's miracle and participating hands on. There is no music. There's. There's only me, the wind, the spirit of my relationship with the wildlife and how what I do is the epitome of a moral conservation lifestyle. And so when I get back to the guitar, it's almost like. Almost like a kid with his first date. It's fresh and raw every time because I so escape it with my bow and arrow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you in a high fence range out in Crawford or is it low fence?

[Caller]

We got both. We got a high fence because we have a lot of African and Asian exotic animals that have breeding populations that we participated in saving some of the species that almost went extinct, but because they're valuable and we don't grow longhorns or sheep, we grow oryx and gemsbok, axis and blackbuck and Owdad. Our wildlife is thriving. Believe me when I tell you I've been hunting my entire life. I take it as seriously as anything I endeavor. And the high fence hunting, unless it's a small area with animals that are so assimilated to human activity that they're almost tame, My animals are the spookiest animals on the planet. They're afraid of cardinals, they're afraid of a wind change. So it's real, 100% hunting. A hundred all over the world. And our high fence operation here in Texas is as pure fair chase natural hunting as you'll ever experience.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you gotten, are you still, are you hunting deer? Are you, are you, I mean, well, I know you hunt deer, but like bow season just started. Have you already got your, your big one for the year or are you not even looking for trophies, you're just looking for meat?

[Caller]

Both. I, because I hunt every day, I can be selective and that's really what trophy hunting is for. The older animal that is about to leave the herd, that'll be killed by the subordinates coming up or they just get old and feeble and they die a slow, painful death. But I don't allow that to happen because my favorite animals, whatever's broadside 30 yards away, looking in the other direction, that's my favorite animal. And all the benefit is good. I started hunting in Michigan back in September and I've killed 42 whitetails with my bow so far. And I'm not even halfway there because I hunt on properties, including my own, that you have to have a responsible percentage harvest. I have to harvest the surplus to make room for next year's fawns, next year's calves and the birth rate. So yeah, it's intense. Plus I donate tons of venison, the purest, most healthy diet in the world, to soup kitchens and homeless shelters. I'm almost like Mother Teresa with a Matthews bow. So it's a non stop endeavor. And it's so, so challenging, so stimulating, so exhausting that it really keeps your perspective on the value of life.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was my next question is what do you do with 42 deer? So you, you donate them, do you skin them all yourself? Not skin them, but you got them all that?

[Caller]

Myself, yeah. I have some buddies and some hands. We have a caretaker here in Spirit Wild Ranch and I have my son and my friends on our Michigan swamp. But yeah, I, we, you know, I'm a loving, giving, generous man, but I can't keep the back straps. I donate tons of venison, but I keep the Back straps. It's the best cut of venison, and it's what we eat. I've been eating wild game since I was born, and once I discovered that I can't believe its butter is actually chemical warfare. We switched to 100% natural wild game way back in the 70s, and I attribute that to my overall health and energy level.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got about 500 acres out here, and if you come in early Saturday and call me, I'd like to drive you around and get your opinion on how to set up a better environment.

For the deer hunting.

[Caller]

Boy. And that's really, really important. I love Texas. There's some things I hate about it. I hate the corruption and the cronyism. I hate the Texas Parks and wildlife. They're horrible, horrible people. But, yes, Texans have a long way to go. There's some of the best bow hunters in the world in Texas, and I salute them, and they know who they are. But there's also the biggest numb nuts here that have no idea how to set up a bow stand. And it really is very demanding. You have to use the wind and the sun and the terrain and the COVID You have to have an entrance and an exit to your stand that does not disrupt the anticipated location of your desirable animals. So there's a real science that I learned from Fred Bear, the greatest bow hunter that ever lived, my dad.

Howard Hill. I learned a lot from Howard Hill and Ben Pearson and so many of the greatest bow hunters that ever lived. So the reason I'm able to kill so many deer with my bow is because I never quit, because I know I have a responsibility to kill a percentage of the surplus. But I learned from the best. It's like my guitar playing. I learned from training Chuck Berry and Bo Diddley and Little Richard and Jerry Lee Lewis's Left Hand. That boogie woogie stuff. That's where all my guitar licks come from. And so when you get trained by the best in those fiat. For example, when I raced off road professionally, I was trained by Parnelli Jones and Rick Mears and Ivan Ironman Stewart and Mickey Thompson. So I've been so lucky to be trained and guided and taught in those endeavors that I so crave off. Roading, horsepower, archery, hunting, conservation, and certainly musical adventure. I got to learn from the best that ever lived. Are you kidding me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who I'm talking to? If you just tuned in, it's Ted Nugent, Uncle Ted. He is playing at the Rattlesnake Roadhouse. We're fixing to change the name of it to Walnut Springs Roadhouse after the new Year's. But he's doing a double header on his birthday weekend. This coming up weekend, Friday and Saturday, you can get your tickets at Walnut Springs rally dot com. Ted, we do car rallies out here. We do bike rally. We've got a big one coming in the spring. And I probably should talk to you about that one because it's gonna be a hell of a turnout. But I just put walnut springs rally.com as the walnut Springs page for any events, and that's why it's there. But Walnut Springs rally. Get your tickets now. Friday and Saturday. I can tell you I'd never been to a Ted Nugent conf. Concert in my life. And I went when you were here last time, and I sat there and just stared, just in awe of your guitar playing. I mean, I just couldn't believe it. And then. And you've got these guys with you, and they're just tighter than Dick's hat band, man. And then that got the fellow with the. With the higher voice, because, I mean, you are 77. You probably can't hit the notes perfectly. But the way he fills you in with his vocals, it just sounds perfect. It sounded better than the record. And that doesn't happen very often.

[Caller]

I. I love the P word. Perfect. That's the dedication. Are you aware of the Buddy Rich bus tape? No. Everybody should Google the Buddy Rich bus tape where he just about slaughtered his band because they weren't. They weren't tight enough. Well, my band. My band. John Kutz on drums, which you saw, will be with me on my Texas run. John Kutz, just a soulful rhythm God. On the drums, Johnny Big, vocals and bass guitar. The supreme, authoritative, dedicated musician. We literally approach every song, every night, every gig, every rehearsal, every jam, as if we're auditioning for James Brown. So we've got to be super tight, super dynamic, authoritative. And it's gotta have soul. We have to. To qualify to play on a Motown record. And that's the way we approach it. And that's why I don't have to do a Buddy Rich bus tape on my guys, because they never fail me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect. I mean, seriously, it's perfect. It's. I. I know I'm overselling this, but I'm telling the truth. Everybody listen that come see Ted Nugent. I'm not just pitching the show. I'm doing you a favor. This guy can play, man. And it is perfect. Ted. Thank you. I will see you next week. Weekend. Remember, go to Walnut Springs rally if you Want to get tickets to Ted Nugent Friday or Saturday. And if you come to Friday, I would plan on coming back Saturday because you will come back for it. It's that damn good. Ted, always a pleasure. We'll see you soon.

[Caller]

Thanks, John. Merry Christmas to everybody. God bless y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All. See you, man. My name's John Clay Wolf. That was Ted Nugent. This is John Clay Wolf Show. We will be right back with the car segment, so call in now. 800-800-72348. 800, 800 radio. Give me a year, make, model, miles and I will try to bid your car. Perfect. On behalf of givemethevin.com.

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[Caller]

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[John Clay Wolf]

A couple of pics and prepare to be impressed. You'll always get the best offer on your vehicle because if we can't meet.

[Caller]

Your CarMax offer, we'll pay you $100. Just go to givemethevin.com and get your.

[John Clay Wolf]

Check on the spot from America's best car buyer.

[JD Ryan]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

And we're back. And this is the lightning round. Good morning, everybody. My name is John Clay Wolf. Katie in Houston, what you got? I got nothing.

[Caller]

I don't have a car. I mean, I have a piece of infinity sitting out front of my house.

But I don't even know what year.

It is, but it's been sitting there forever.

But I just called to tell you.

Guys how much I love listening to you every Saturday morning while I'm walking my dogs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, thank you. I appreciate that. You're not our normal demographic dog walker. I know that's not younger lady.

[Caller]

I am never. Go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I said younger lady, you're like, no, keep going.

[Caller]

I mean, I'm a 40, 40, 44.

[John Clay Wolf]

Year old housewife who started a pet.

[Caller]

Sitting business and I'm with dogs every.

Saturday morning and I need something to listen to and you guys are on down here. And so I listen to you guys on the weekend. And I never hear women call in. And I had to call and tell you that you have women listening to your show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Women and dogs. Put headsets on the dogs. I appreciate it. So they don't hear it. We don't want to. We don't want to damage their peace of being. Katie, thank you very much. Thanks for calling in. Craig in Pittsburgh.

[Caller]

Hey, John, how you doing this morning?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Caller]

I got a 2013 Toyota Avalon with 28,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty good miles. Pretty good miles.

[Caller]

It sits in the garage. It's my wife's baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it like 15 grand?

[Caller]

Oh, no, no, no, no. I got an offer for 19. Like to be up around 20 if we could get that, but, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a 22 year old Toyota with 20,000 miles?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go into givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's take a look.

[Caller]

Okay. What do you need?

[JD Ryan]

Pictures?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, pictures and a VIN number. Take some pictures of that ugly and send them to me. I thought I was hitting it pretty hard.

[Caller]

Okay, I will take the pictures and send them to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir. 800-800-7234. Ava in Memphis, Tennessee. Good morning. You're there.

[Caller]

Good morning.

How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. What you got?

[Caller]

I've got a 72 cut list that needs a lot of work, and I honestly don't know how many miles it has. I know that odometer's turned over. That I do know. And I got it from somebody up north. So the, like, the trunk is rusted out and.

It needs a lot of work, but the motor and transmission are good. And when I did drive it, it would get up and go. This has been a while since I've driven it.

I got another car and I put.

It up in the garage.

[John Clay Wolf]

When's the last time you drove it?

[Caller]

Oh, my goodness. Probably 10 years ago, if not more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it look like the sports car or does it look like the grocery getter?

[Caller]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. It looks like the sports car. It looks good, but it needs a paint job, it needs a body work. It needs quite a bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think it costs to get it all restored?

[Caller]

That's why it's not been done yet.

I don't know, but I know it'd be a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like 50 grand to restore it the way you're talking.

[Caller]

I wouldn't think that. But then, I don't know.

You may be right.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's some cars that just aren't worth messing with in the Rust, part of your conversation. If it was. If it was like a. It's kind of the same. If it was a 442, that was a really good number. It's not, but, yeah.

I think it's worth.

Based on your description, I think it's worth nothing. Which sounds crazy. Parts metal.

[Caller]

Oh, my.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just. If you spent. If you spent 50 grand restoring it, then.

[Caller]

Right. You're right.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it might be. It might be worth 500. A thousand bucks. Because somebody would take it and do a cheap resto and own it for 10. 10 or 15 grand. 15 grand is. I don't think you can get in that thing less than 15 grand.

[Caller]

All right. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well.

You'Re not sitting on a gold mine.

[Caller]

It breaks my heart.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is Antique Roadshow. You did not bring me King Touch Jewel. And, yeah, okay, what did you pay for it back when you got it?

[Caller]

Oh, my gosh. $700.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I think now we all know what we're talking about. Thank you, Ava. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin. Give me the vin. Givemethe vin dot com.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Tastes good.

[Announcer]

Hey, want more John Clay wolf? Go to jcwshow.com for the fastest growing podcast in the U.S. as Americans, we.

[Caller]

All kind of sorta know how to.

[JD Ryan]

Play the recorder now.

[John Clay Wolf]

May I?

[Caller]

Then the white man came.

[Announcer]

You know, you're listening to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Caller]

The guy's a blackout drunk.

[Announcer]

800, 800 radio. Yo, give me the VIN.

[Caller]

I'm an Indian outlaw. Have turkey and Choctaw.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everybody. Happy holidays. Kwanza.

Don Cass 4 Hanukkah. Hanukkah.

What do Indians call Christmas? Since we're playing the Indian outlaw song. Oh, that's a question. Hey, I need an American Indian call in 800-800-7234. Straighten me out on.

[Michael Turley]

Do they celebrate?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I. I mean, I'm gonna. I'm sure they're gonna call and be offended and say we celebrate Christmas like everybody else. It's Christmas. Yes, but traditional these generations. Sure, but way back in the day, it had to be something else. It just had to be. And I doubt. I don't even know, like, the deep Indians from way back, what they even believe in.

[JD Ryan]

Americans.

[Michael Turley]

I know. Yeah. I mean, everything is kind of the earth. Is there.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Native Americans. I know. Celebrate everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cinco De Mayo seasonally.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. I mean.

[Michael Turley]

No, they don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't.

[JD Ryan]

The sun, the moon, the land, the.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah. No, I thought you talking about the Se. Cinco de Mayo.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, they said everything.

[JD Ryan]

Well, no, I mean they celebrate everything in their. In their culture. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know if we have anybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never even. I've never even thought about it. I've never asked that question.

[Bobby Brown]

You want me to tell you what?

[Michael Turley]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

We want callers to tell us. We don't need you to tell us what. Chat GPT.

[Michael Turley]

Come on now.

[Bobby Brown]

Chat gtp. This is Google. Totally different.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not. Because Google is AI in it now, too. Do y' all know while we're waiting on this 800-800-radio. 800-800-72-34. Indian folks, Native Americans. American Indians call in and tell us about the belief in the holidays. I'd be interested to know you're saying something. AI it. Dude, this is a downer segment. Oh, I'm telling you. I'm telling you. You heard it here. You heard here first a while back. And the closer we're getting to this, it's getting worse. We got a problem. We've got a problem. What is your problem? The perceived problem is the supercomputers that are learning so fast. And AGI is coming, which is where they. They're smarter than the combined brains of humans. And how this is going to screw up the world. This is like more dangerous than nukes, for sure.

What are they going to do? The computers will take over and the LLMs, the large language models, and they're going to screw us all out of jobs. I would say. What percentage of the country it works in a cubicle? 20 at least.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's just say it's 20. Let's say that half of those jobs are replaced by quote, unquote, AI. That's 10% of the workforce out of work. When Covid went down, you saw how bad that was. That was a much smaller percentage on. I mean, not for the stop, but overall, when a lot of jobs were lost, dude, it. You know, in these guys that are making it. And I'm making it too. And the reason I'm pretty well versed on this is we're. I can't say balls deep, but we're way up in building RAI for car bidding.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And car valuation and all that. And what the. The response that we're getting back is so profound. Strong. So that means every industry is doing this. The insurance tables, the accounting People, the laws already done. And it's so profound that I'm finding myself going to it on things I know and asking it, because it does a better version of what I know. And I'm kind of in my space. I've, you know, that's been my. My little trigger. I'm a human robot. On car values.

[Michael Turley]

There's folks that literally, I mean, we've. I did a little thing about all the excuses customers use for the. Give me the vin. They're one of the excuses saying, AI told me it was worth more AI, Right. I mean, that's what people.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what?

[Michael Turley]

I'm just gonna put it in there.

[Bobby Brown]

Bidding against AI now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guys, I don't think anybody understands what I'm trying to say.

[Bobby Brown]

Say Elon Musk said this three years ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

@ least Elon Musk is.

[Bobby Brown]

Right. Yeah. He said this is. I remember when first came out, everybody thought, oh, what a cool toy. You can play with AI and it'll talk to.

[John Clay Wolf]

You. It needs to be.

[Bobby Brown]

Stopped. Eli said, Elon, he said, this is much more dangerous than you even have an.

[John Clay Wolf]

Idea. And here's the mentality of those guys that knew back then, because Elon did not want to do it, he was trying to stop it. But now that it has not gotten stopped, the attitude is, well, we're all going to die anyway. I might as well be the one that lies, lights the.

[Bobby Brown]

Fire.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And. And I. I don't like what I'm seeing. I'm not talking about replacing. I mean. Ah. And. And then, like, they're doing tests with it. Like there was a test where the. Where the AI, you know, they put rats in.

[Bobby Brown]

Mazes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. Okay. Well, they're doing this to AIs, not in mazes, but in. In situations, testing the AI. And so it's. It's looking through the company's emails. Right, Right. It sees where the CEO is having an affair with one of the staff.

[Bobby Brown]

Members.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn. Right. But that's easy. That's nothing. Keep.

[Bobby Brown]

Listening.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And then it also catches an email where they're talking, the tech department talking about how they don't like that AI and they're switching it out with another.

[Bobby Brown]

AI. Okay, so now you're telling the AI you don't like.

[John Clay Wolf]

It. Well, it sees it in the.

[Bobby Brown]

Email.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And it's like, okay, so it positioned, leveraged the. It made a copy of itself, put it in a different server. Wow. And.

[Bobby Brown]

It. I see where you're.

[John Clay Wolf]

Going. Went and said to the CEO, if you let this happen, I am going to Expose your.

[Caller]

Affair.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whoa. Oh, and this isn't made up BS dude. This is very.

[Bobby Brown]

Real. This.

[JD Ryan]

Happened. So AIs are developing their own self.

[John Clay Wolf]

Interest. Absolutely. Okay, the LLMs, the large language models are getting so profound. All of our intellect and the way we think and move. Have y' all noticed chat GPT getting better.

[Bobby Brown]

Lately? Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. A.

[Bobby Brown]

Lot. Very 100.

[John Clay Wolf]

Better.

[JD Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

100. Well, take that times. If right now is 100%, take it up to 500%. Take it up to a thousand percent. Why do you need to know the answer to anything? How many phone numbers do you remember.

[Bobby Brown]

J.D. none. Okay, why.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mine? Because we stored them all the time. What this is going to do, it's going to dumb down society. It's going to create haves and have nots. But then my problem with it, that I haven't heard anybody say is the society is going to be so disrupted that the, the economy is going to be so disrupted that the halves aren't going to have anybody to prey on.

And it's going to flip the economy to a point where it gets into Armageddon and it's, and then the, the AIs are going to start screwing with us. And they, I mean the airport, the, the, the, the computers run all large systems in the.

[Bobby Brown]

World. Is there no stopgap you can put into the.

[John Clay Wolf]

System? You got to stop, stop it. They gotta stop it. They gotta stop it. I think it's too.

[Bobby Brown]

Late. It may.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be. I'm.

[Michael Turley]

Not. Oh, I think it is. Yeah, for sure. Like, how do you stop.

[Bobby Brown]

It? Well, I mean you can unplug.

[JD Ryan]

It. That would be hard to do without access to the pod bay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doors. Thank you very.

[Bobby Brown]

Much. 2001 A Space Odyssey. It really came out.

[John Clay Wolf]

1968. It's very much like the 80s sci fi.

[JD Ryan]

Movies. What are you.

[Bobby Brown]

Doing? 68.

[Michael Turley]

Days. Something just tragic is gonna have to happen. Happen to where people like okay, yeah, we gotta stop and it's gonna be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like. Hopefully it's like a Chernobyl that was isolated and only killed half a million people or whatever it was over time and not the overall meltdown. I'm telling you. I'm, I'm, I've studied this a lot because you've been so accurate, been very closely watching this. And I'm watching there, there's a podcast slash YouTube channel called Diary of a CEO and he's doing a wonderful job of bringing in the heads of different companies, the guys, I mean, the crazy accredited big wigs. And they're saying this clear as day. And it's like, okay, okay. It's not just a man. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what they're going. How they're going to stop.

[JD Ryan]

It. I mean, we thought it was a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. We've opened Pandora's.

[JD Ryan]

Box. Sci fi film 30 years ago, the Terminator. But like, like, if you look at that in a serious way, like AI, That's. That's all that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is. Philip in Pennsylvania. You're American Indian. Native.

[Caller]

American. Hey, okay, yes, yes, I'm a Native. Well, I'm a text. I'm a Mexican. Mexican. Mexican American Native. You know, I'm Apache and Mexican. And I want to say, like, we celebrate, you know, and I live here in PA and just. We just celebrate Thanksgiving. I don't like turkey and all that stuff, but, you know, my wife, she's. She's a white girl. So, I mean, so everybody up here in P.A. they're. I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty. I just hung up on him because I don't think he's good. Representative of what we're looking for. The Native American. American Indians in their belief system and holidays. That guy is like a going to Golden Corral and asking what you want on the buffet.

[JD Ryan]

What's. What's the equivalent to Christmas in the Native American American.

[John Clay Wolf]

Community? Yep, that. That's the single point question. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Radio. Speech impediment. Terence, are you. Are you a Native.

[Caller]

American?

No, I'm friendly Native American. Mark. And he saved my life. I can give him that crazy. Because I had an.

[John Clay Wolf]

Overdose. What did you.

[Michael Turley]

Overdose?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? What did you.

[Caller]

Overdose?

I overdose on penobarbital and El Peanut butter and.

[Bobby Brown]

Toenails. Phenobarbital. I got.

[John Clay Wolf]

Phenobarbital.

[Caller]

Toenails.

You ever take medication.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Yeah. Almost died. I can.

American Indian. He was in a rehab and he got the.

[John Clay Wolf]

J. Thank you. Speech impediment. Terence, you've said too much with two little words. Tristan El Paso. Good morning, you're on the.

[Caller]

Air.

Hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Are you. Are you in El.

[Caller]

Paso?

Yeah, I'm in El.

[John Clay Wolf]

Paso. Okay. What was your.

[Caller]

Question?

Oh, I just wanted to see if you guys are still giving out technique concerts and where it was going to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

At. It's in Walnut Springs, Texas, at the Rattlesnake Roadhouse next Friday and.

[Caller]

Saturday. Oh.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Next. Oh, I mean, it's only a six hour drive from you in El Paso. No, it's further eight. Are you going to drive to Walnut Springs from El Paso? I'll give you some tickets if you do.

[Caller]

This.

Yeah, I mean, all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Go to jcwshow.com or. And everybody, the Ted Ninja Ticket link is at Walnut Springs rally. You go to jcwshow.com say, this is Tristan. Click through to email. John, this is Tristan from El Paso. I'm heading to Walnut Springs for Ted Nugent on Friday night. I will give you tickets if you make that kind of.

[JD Ryan]

Trip. I think you got peanut butter in my.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pharma. Pharma. We'll be back a minute. What is pharma? Barbital. I'm going to look that.

[JD Ryan]

Up. You got FEMA Barbital in my peanut.

[Michael Turley]

Butter. Peanut butter and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Toenails. It sounded like peanut butter and toenails. I wasn't trying to be funny. Don't make fun of me. Be right.

[Announcer]

Back.

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show, America's largest weekend morning show. 800, 800 radio. And check out the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Podcast.

God, you know what this reminds me.

[Bobby Brown]

Of?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Getting drunk with Corolla two weeks ago downstairs about one in the morning. Hey, man, let's play some good.

[Bobby Brown]

Music. Let's play some.

[John Clay Wolf]

Babies. You were playing the babies in the car. Can you find that?

[Michael Turley]

Babies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Oh, yeah. He's just all in the babies. We had a baby's phase. He's like, people just don't understand how good John White.

[Michael Turley]

Was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. They think of John Wayne with missing you in those other MTV hits. But the babies. The babies is what the real hit.

[Michael Turley]

Was. Boy, that must have been a scene to somebody who see you guys sitting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Around. It looked like a Quentin Tarantino setting. Totally very odd, but it was really.

[Michael Turley]

Fun.

That's a good story for the rest of your life right.

[John Clay Wolf]

There. Oh, yeah. Who was in here? Bob. I don't think Bobbo was here, but yeah, that was a good time. Kev, sit down and put on some headphones. 800-800-723-48800. Radio. It is time for White, Black, Latino, or other. Oh, boy. Where, we guess, was the per White, Black, Latino or other. And this is brought to you by no other but DJ Prek. A white and a.

[Caller]

Black. You are now about to witness.

[John Clay Wolf]

The strength of street.

[Michael Turley]

Knowledge. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. It's time for everybody's favorite game where I read just a little, you know, crime story or news story, and y' all just give me the vibe that it gets. Y' all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ready? Okay, Y. Let's.

[Caller]

Roll. All.

[Michael Turley]

Right. This week we got a wild man. Our suspect this week was caught deep in the bushes of Texas. Hunting squirrels without a.

[John Clay Wolf]

License. Ted.

[Michael Turley]

Nugent.

At Lake Tawaka. How messed up is that? But our boy said he ain't no traditional hunter. He's a primal predator. Reports show the 39 year old man told officers he don't need a license to catch his meal with his God given claws and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fangs. Ted.

[Michael Turley]

Nugent.

This does sound more like it. But Wardes took him in growling and snarling with a mouth full of bark loincloth and all. The game warden said they can't make exceptions for wannabe cavemen. So our boy, who police say was an organ transplant, was booked on charges of hunting without a license and disorderly conduct. But was he white, black, Latino or.

[John Clay Wolf]

Other? So would American Indian be other. Yeah, I'm gonna go that, I'm gonna take the other. It just sounds like something out of.

[Bobby Brown]

Tarzan.

I. I gotta go straight up.

[John Clay Wolf]

White. It's just. It's Ted Nugent is who it.

[Bobby Brown]

Is. White as it.

[Michael Turley]

Gets. I mean, Oregon hunting.

Squirrel. Squirrel squirrels, bare.

[Bobby Brown]

Hands.

[John Clay Wolf]

Caveman.

You can ask Ted Nugent next week. He's playing Friday and Saturday here at the Rattlesnake Roadhouse in Walnut.

[Michael Turley]

Springs. Yeah, Meth involved. It's got to be some meth out white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guy. I don't think Ted does.

[Michael Turley]

Meth. No, not Ted. I'm not. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm talking about this guy. Pre K is talking about.

[JD Ryan]

Bobbo. This happened in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oregon? No.

[Michael Turley]

Texas. But he's from.

[JD Ryan]

Oregon. Oh, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Texas. But he's a transplant from.

[JD Ryan]

Oregon. I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gonna. He walked from Oregon to Texas in.

[JD Ryan]

Moccasins. Well, I'm glad we don't bet money on these, these games right here because I'm not very good the last couple months. I'm gonna go.

[Michael Turley]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Why? They're just out of.

[JD Ryan]

Nowhere. All right, well, it's Texas. And if you've been around Texas like the, the, the cultures here, not the same as other places, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know. Okay, it sounds a little Cajun, but it was a.

[JD Ryan]

Texas. Yeah, it sound. Does sound.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man. I've met some Cajuns that do weird stuff like.

[Bobby Brown]

This. That's a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Truth. Okay, so I'm Indian, not the dot, but the.

[Bobby Brown]

Feather. Correct. I'm pure.

[Michael Turley]

White. You are meth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dot. White. Yeah. Okay, black. Okay, what is the answer.

[Michael Turley]

Case? All right, so our culprit is 39 year old Ethan.

[John Clay Wolf]

McNeely. I think we got a picture.

[Michael Turley]

Of his mug shot there. He is a wild white man.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he looks like he could have.

[Michael Turley]

A little bit of, you know, native in him. I believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

It. Oh, he looks like he could play.

[Bobby Brown]

Guitar. That's exactly what I saw in my.

[John Clay Wolf]

Head. He should be in corn. Yeah, he's the bass player for.

[JD Ryan]

Corn. He looks like he's here to eat KitKats and kill you. And he's out of Kit Kats.

[Michael Turley]

Right? His full name is actually Ethan McNeely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nugent. Guys, go to the YouTube channel that in the rest America west coast we got another hour for you YouTube channel. We got a video of barn fight a barn find whatever a negotiation. We bought some cars. If your car head you like those buying videos, it'll start right now. Go to YouTube channel and start it for the premiere. And we will see y' all next week. La, Vegas, Arizona, San Diego. Hang tight. We've got another app for you. Thank you.

[JD Ryan]

Both.

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