#534 John Clay Wolfe Show 12.13.25

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show — Episode #534 (12.13.25)

Overview

In this lively episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show, the crew dives into their usual eclectic mix of topics—cars, sports, music, pop culture, and the absurdities of everyday life. The show features humorous banter, real calls from listeners selling cars, and interviews, including a memorable segment with Joe Exotic, the Tiger King. There's a recurring thread about reaching 100,000 YouTube subscribers, discussions about "the look" of women who date black men, commentary on changing youth culture, and a wild ride through stories about Florida, famous musicians, and scandalous news.

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Studio Mayhem & Wall of Shame Unboxing ([00:23]–[04:00])

• Christmas Presents / Wall of Shame: The crew opens presents in the studio, mostly giant frames, with jokes about their infamous "Wall of Shame"—a wall decorated with jerseys and mementos from public figures who've "fallen from grace" (e.g., Caitlyn Jenner, Aaron Hernandez, Antonio Brown).
• Quote:
  • John Clay Wolfe (about the Wall of Shame):
    "They're jerseys of people that have done bad things… people that fell from grace." [03:01]

2. Celebrating 100K YouTube Subscribers & Blowing Up the Plaque ([04:17]–[05:32])

• YouTube Milestone: The show reached 100,000 subscribers and jokes about blowing up their YouTube plaque with tannerite.
• Quote:
  • John Clay Wolfe:
    “We hit the hundred thousand YouTube… we’re gonna take the plaque and we’re gonna blow it up… just to be gay YouTubers.” [04:38]

3. "The Look" — Stereotypes & Interracial Dating ([05:32]–[23:35])

• Bijan Robinson & Controversial Terms: Discusses football player Bijan Robinson’s reference to “smear the queer,” reflecting on changing language and sensitivities in sports.
• Oklahoma City Syndication Test: John tries to get radio listeners in OKC to call in, testing syndication and teasing station lineup changes.
• “The Look” Debate:
  • John describes high school observations that certain white girls who dated black guys had a distinct “look,” specifying makeup style, hair, and clothing.
  • JD, Bobby, Michael, and callers riff and debate—callers from different backgrounds chime in to confirm or refute the “look.”
• Quote:
  • John Clay Wolfe:
    “I noticed that the girls that dated the black guys had a different look… platinum blonde hair, a little more booty… the way they put their makeup on, the base is a little bit thicker and a little bit different.” [19:56]
  • Patricia from Pittsburgh:
    “I totally agree with the gentleman who said she’s got the look… we’ll take everybody’s money. And I’m 60 years old. All my children are biracial. And I’m gonna tell you the white girls got that look.” [28:02]

4. Call-In Car Bids & Barn Finds ([12:42], [27:52], [28:50], [45:25])

• Live Car Bidding:
  • John interacts with callers selling various used and classic cars, ranging from Hummer H1s to vintage Camaros and barn finds.
  • Discussions about legalities and value of restoring or replacing classic car bodies (“Is it illegal to swap VIN tags on a Camaro?” Short answer: done all the time, not illegal).
• Barn Finds & YouTube:
  • Emphasis on how finding unique “barn finds” (rare, forgotten cars stored away) is now a staple of the show’s online appeal and YouTube success.
  • Quote:
    • John Clay Wolfe:
      “If you have like a little CRX that’s been sitting for 100 years, please go to givemethevin.com and load it up because the market on those have come back up. It’s worth restoring. It’s crazy.” [45:25]

5. On-Air Comedy & Florida News ([31:09], [32:39])

• Comedy Skits:
  • The Meth & Body Works parody commercial mocks meth-head culture (“If you’re a cop, you gotta say so, man” [15:36]).
• Florida News:
  • JD reports on Florida man Calvin Johnson (claims he was “teleported by aliens” into a stolen car [33:42]), and pantsless public intoxication with a character interview (“I was walking around, that cop comes over… I was drinking fireballs. Fireball?” [35:11]).

6. Youth Drinking Decline & Generational Change ([37:25]–[42:22])

• Alcohol Sales Falling:
  • The crew discusses trends showing declining alcohol use among younger generations—attributing it to weed legalization, social media, changing dating culture, economics, and workplace expectations.
  • Quote:
    • John Clay Wolfe:
      “Alcohol sales are down. Kids just aren’t drinking… Social media punishes drunk behavior. Every mistake is recordable, permanent and searchable. Getting drunk is a reputation risk.” [41:56]

7. Music & Pop Culture: Ted Nugent, Jelly Roll ([70:52]–[86:15])

• Ted Nugent’s Influence:
  • Nugent’s 77th birthday prompts concert stories, reflections on his far-right politics, and “backtracks” (guess-the-song game with listeners).
  • Quote:
    • John Clay Wolfe:
      “You might be entertained, like, comedically, because he is so far out there on the right… But this guy can play and his band is tight as Dick’s hat band.” [72:57]
• Jelly Roll’s Opry Induction:
  • The show plays the emotional audio of Jelly Roll learning he’s joining the Grand Ole Opry—prompting jokes about his image and origins.
  • Quote:
    • John Clay Wolfe:
      “Now he just looks like a prisoner.” [84:22]

8. Joe Exotic (Tiger King) Incarcerated Interview ([52:19]–[61:15])

• Call from Prison:
  • Joe Exotic reflects from prison: his mood, lifetime sentence, Carole Baskin conspiracy theories, and loss of hope.
  • He insists Carole Baskin killed her husband and discusses how his zoo and fortune were lost.
  • Quote:
    • Joe Exotic:
      “I think the tigers ate him… At least they could have got her for fraud.” [54:41]
    • “Do you ever think you’ll get out?”
      “I’m… pretty depressed. Watching him pardon all these rich people.” [53:16]

9. Listener Interactions – Mail from Jail ([61:36]–[63:35])

• Prison Letters:
  • Michael Turley reads a humorous, self-deprecating letter from a listener incarcerated in North Carolina, remarking about life behind bars and seeking pen pals (“If she ain’t 280, she ain’t a lady.” [62:52]).

10. Social Observations, Family, and Freeform Banter ([80:13]–[125:09])

• Family & Holidays:
  • John reminisces about deceased family members, family drama, and random holiday encounters.
  • Reflects on generational drinking habits, health, and recent personal stories.
• Rapid-Fire Topics & Humor:
  • Wild digressions to stories of price-hiking, restaurant mishaps (e.g., a convicted murderer playing Santa), and music trivia.
  • Quote:
    • John Clay Wolfe:
      “How many dogs have you had die on your watch? Four. God Almighty. It’s like a stream of consciousness.” [123:34]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (With Timestamps)

• On the Wall of Shame Gifts:
  “That means it’s a Wall of Shame edition.” — John Clay Wolfe [00:36]

• On blowing up the YouTube plaque:
  “We’re going to blow it up with tannerite, just to be gay YouTubers. That’s a gay YouTuber move, is it not?” — John Clay Wolfe [05:03]

• On Stereotypes and 'The Look':
  “I bet you I can go into a room and pick out that girl… there’s a look.” — John Clay Wolfe [21:49]

• On Childhood Football Games:
  “Everybody got mad because he said ‘smear the queer,’ which is a game that was played back—” — J.D. Ryan [06:03]

• On the Decline of Drinking:
  “Alcohol is clearly tied in their minds to anxiety, sleep problems, weight gain and depression. Feeling good tomorrow beats getting hammered tonight.” — John Clay Wolfe, reading ChatGPT [41:33]

• Joe Exotic Interview:
  “I think the tigers ate him.” — Joe Exotic, about Carole Baskin’s missing husband [54:41]

• On Old Family Stories:
  “Did I ever tell you about the time my dad took strippers to the rodeo and I was the driver?” — John Clay Wolfe [119:32]

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Important Timestamps

• [00:23] – Wall of Shame and studio presents
• [04:17] – 100,000 YouTube subs celebration & blowing up plaque
• [07:44] – Oklahoma City radio test / Syndication talk
• [19:56] – “The Look” discussion starts
• [28:02] – Patricia from Pittsburgh on “the look”
• [32:39] – Florida man and “teleported by aliens” story
• [41:56] – John reads ChatGPT’s explanation for decline in drinking
• [52:19] – Joe Exotic (Tiger King) phone interview from prison
• [61:36] – “Mail from Jail” prison letter segment
• [70:52] – Ted Nugent birthday & concert stories
• [84:41] – Jelly Roll’s Opry induction
• [103:46] – John dons rapper mask, on-air live stream banter
• [115:10] – Revisiting Ted Nugent and live music stories
• [119:32] – The story about the rodeo and strippers

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Tone & Style

The John Clay Wolfe Show presents a blend of irreverence, sharp observational humor, and rapid, energetic banter among the hosts. The language is unfiltered and colloquial—sometimes walking the line of what’s FCC-acceptable—and the crew doesn’t shy from controversial or uncomfortable topics. Comedy sketches and “Florida Man” stories are delivered in a wacky, tongue-in-cheek fashion, while real interviews and call-ins balance the show with doses of reality and listener engagement.

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Summary for Listeners

This episode encapsulates the John Clay Wolfe Show’s signature energy—unpredictable, boundary-pushing, and relentlessly entertaining. From behind-the-scenes radio stunts and music trivia to raw (and bizarre) interviews with listeners and cultural icons, it’s equal parts wild ride and community call-in. If you want car-buying smarts, no-filter takes on race, sex, and society, and the musings of a team that doesn’t take themselves too seriously, this show fits the bill.

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the John Clay Wolf show, heard every Saturday morning across America. Hit him up now, 800, 800 radio. And check out the [e-mail] or John Claywolf.com.

Who brought those boxes up here?

[J.D. Ryan]

What's up?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, brought these boxes up here?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. They're presents for you, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, there's like, a car hood. Like a fender blank.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no, no. These are actual presents for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that means it's a Wall of Shame edition.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I do.

[Michael Turley]

That.

[J.D. Ryan]

That one's way over there. The Wall of Shame.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, there's another one. Antonio Brown. Yes. That's awesome.

[Michael Turley]

And isn't it so fitting he's in the throwback prison Steelers uniform.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. These are Christmas presents that you have here.

[Michael Turley]

That big one's got to be a visual of some sort, John, because it's big and flat, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's open it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, let's do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll open it during the break.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now you have JD Struggle on the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. You can see it on YouTube live if you go to a jcwshow.com and DJ Homeschool. Can you please put up the monitor so we can see what's going on? So drum roll for presents. It's got to be the Wall of Shame, but it's big. It looks like a car hood. I was so pissed off when I walked up here. I thought some mechanic brought a car hood up here. Like, here you go, boss. Whip this in. I'm like, man, somebody's fixing. Had to go. That would be funny. It's really what I was thinking. And the reveal is big. Hang on.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's struggling. Gosh, poor J.D. over there. Look at this, Bobbo. It's like an old man struggling with something. Let's watch this live on the you. On the YouTube stream. JD struggling with a package, and it's wrapped tightly.

[Michael Turley]

He really gets into this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wrapped so tight, too. Make sure you're in front of the camera, J.D. that would always help, too.

[Michael Turley]

But what J.D. knows that you and I don't think about is that nobody does this as well as J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's like his.

[Michael Turley]

Just look at the dedication.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's a professional president rapper.

[Michael Turley]

You know what it is? Technique. For years. Technique.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's just a frame.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it just a frame?

[John Clay Wolf]

It looks like it's a frame.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hold on. Because that'd be very disappointing, all that work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. If somebody put that frame that big in the middle of our radio studio. We need to.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's still unwrapping 16 lashes, and now with a presentation. It is. Oh, no, it's a frame. It's a frame. Oh, my.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just don't understand why somebody would put that on our console in the.

[Michael Turley]

Middle of the deal. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks for the frame, JD it was a really nice job. Great placement. Make sure I gotta step over before I get on the air.

[Michael Turley]

It's a big, nice frame. It may be from some company that makes frames and likes the show and wants to say, hey, look at our frames.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Because how else do you explain that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

I mean. Oh, my God, dude, it's three foot by three foot. It's a huge frame, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

The good news is you got your exercise for the morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do I?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't. I'm gonna bet. I hate to keep working you. I'm gonna bet that the. Bet that the jersey's in there. So. Wall of shame in our studio walls. And they're jerseys of people that have done bad things that fell from grace. I've got Caitlyn Jenner up there. I've got Hernandez up there. We've got Antonio Brown now, which is gorgeous. Take a picture of that. What is it? Oh, tannerite. Who the hell put that up here? Hey.

[Michael Turley]

Who.

[J.D. Ryan]

Whoever's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who, whoever's putting this on my console. Stop. You. I mean, just.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just.

[J.D. Ryan]

I brought that up there because I had to transport that in a car.

[John Clay Wolf]

But why are y' all putting it on my console? I mean, just put it in, like, downstairs on the counter.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want a jack with me?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. That's fine.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was. I wanted a jacket.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gift is fun. The Tanner at pro pack, two pounds. So we hit the hundred thousand YouTube.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't bang it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't bang it.

[Caller/Guest]

Banging on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dear Lord, I hate clutter. Hang on.

[Michael Turley]

I'm with you, man. Just be easy. Just be easy with that.

[Bobby Brown]

He just throws it outside.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we hit the hundred thousand YouTube. That was last night. And right in time. We've got the tannerite, right? And we're gonna take the plaque and we're gonna blow it up. And when you're. I just learned this about a year ago. So if you're a YouTube homo, like I officially am now, I just had tendencies. But now when you have the hundred thousand plaque, you're full on homo.

[Michael Turley]

We love what we love.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you get a plaque from YouTube, and it's got a golden play button on it, or silver. It says congratulations, and it's like.003% of the YouTube channels have that thing. So in honor of being excited about it, we're going to blow it up Tenor just because, you know, just to. Just to be gay YouTubers. That's a gay YouTuber move, is it not? It is. Why is everybody getting so quiet on me? Can I say gay YouTuber?

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, there's probably better ways to say but that you're not. That's not the most controversial thing to say on there. I mean, did you hear what Bijan Robinson said about football when he was being interviewed? Yes. Like this comment. This got everybody up in arms.

[John Clay Wolf]

You had a play where they threw it to you in the bajan. They threw it to you in the backfield.

[Michael Turley]

You made the first one Ms. Dan Lay the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everybody got mad because he said smear the queer, which is a game that was played back. I don't know if they still play that now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's they, the straights or the non? Straight.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, it's football players or you're in your backyard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Football players.

[Michael Turley]

Shirts or blouse.

[Bobby Brown]

Besides the obvious, what does that mean to.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's tackle the man with the football.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it's a traditional football term among players.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to do something real quick and this is super important, guys. Oklahoma City listeners, please call me right now just to let me know that you're listening not on the other station, but on Katt the cat. I don't want streamers. I don't want YouTube. Oklahoma people. And I know you're in Oklahoma, so we got to say these instructions over again. Only people listen on the Cat. 100.5 K A T T Cat rock. I need to check something. I need to check what our listenership is in Oklahoma City. On broadcast, not stream, not podcast, not. You'd nothing in Oklahoma City. It's a test, actually. The 10th guy will get my cat T shirt that I'm wearing right now. I'll give it to you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Actually, make that the 30th guy. That's kind of what the test is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, so what made you.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm telling you guys, also, there are some stations we're fixing to cancel and come off of and you need to get familiar with the YouTube. So go to jc jcwshow.com and click our YouTube thing so you can get familiar. And the podcast is there, the live stream is there, and the YouTube video stream is there.

[J.D. Ryan]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you don't say, hey, man, you left. Why are you not on anymore. Where do I listen to you now? That's where you listen to us. But I want to test Oklahoma City Katt specifically on the FM broadcast. Okay. Sorry, I got that out of the way.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. It's weird that you just thought about somebody in Oklahoma. We're talking about homos and queer.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, Baker Mayfield came to mind. But he's. He straightened out. That was the best video when he got tackled by the Arkansas police ever in any sports. Does he. I think he deserves a slot on the Wall of Shame just for that move. Even though he's one of the greatest quarterbacks in the NFL.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, that wasn't. That's not. That's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was good.

[Michael Turley]

He hasn't shamed himself.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's not worthy, you know, Antonio Brown.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's worthy.

[J.D. Ryan]

And to pull back the curtain. So that blank canvas, that was there, supposed to have something in it and it's not there. And I'm a little upset because that was your Christmas present. It was another Wall of shame and we got ripped off.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got robbed?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you order it out of the state of Oklahoma?

[J.D. Ryan]

No. This is off ebay. And I got to talk to the folks that helped chip in. We got. We got a problem. I don't want to say what it was because I still wanted to be a surprise. But that was supposed to be in there.

[Bobby Brown]

Surprise.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was there any way it's behind that plastic thing?

[Bobby Brown]

I looked. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

So there's nothing packed. Sometimes they'll pack like valuable stuff like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

That sucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sucks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Doug, in Oklahoma City, you're listening to the radio, not the stream, right?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, that's correct. John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you start me at 7am Or. Or at 8?

[Caller/Guest]

Today it was at 7.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I'm struck. Do they have remotes up there during like 11 and 12 o' clock hours? Are they was at a car dealership during a remote or do you know.

[Caller/Guest]

They do on weekends and sometimes during the week?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Normally the morning guys don't do any remotes, but afternoon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, thank you. Oklahoma City. What's your name?

[Caller/Guest]

Tracy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tracy, do you. Do you catch us up there starting at 7:00am or 8, I believe?

[Caller/Guest]

8, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, thank you very much for calling.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Kind of awkward. Yeah, I've got. We've got a lot of calls. That's good.

[Michael Turley]

They start super early.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a good sign. Yep. 800. 800. I'm not going to tell you why I did that. It's a secret.

[Michael Turley]

I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know it's a secret. Do you want to guess you've fallen.

[Michael Turley]

In love with another P.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'S leaving us, Charlie. Oklahoman 1 Oklahoma. Can you play? Can you go out with. You're the Reason God Made Oklahoma by Lefty Frizzell and Shelly West.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, boy, that's a deep one.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a deep cut here. You know, this is going to be on in la, too, in a minute. They're gonna love it because it talks about LA freeways. Also, what was that title?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a long title. I've never heard this.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're the Reason God made Oakland, Oklahoma, and, oh, you wins the OU Obama game next week. All right, and who's gonna win that?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

We.

[J.D. Ryan]

We got a week to. We don't have to do the bets on those yet because there's injuries that could happen and pop up.

[Michael Turley]

Hired a hooker up in Calvin County.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is the song she looks like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's it, man. That's. This is like cornbread and Jesus Christ. Dude, you don't know this song?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I've never heard this in my life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we'll be back in a minute. Lightning rounds up. Next, call in the phone number for your cars. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Thanks. The nights are getting colder in Cherokee County.

[Caller/Guest]

There's a blue northern passing through.

[John Clay Wolf]

I remember green eyes and a ratchet's daughter?

[Caller/Guest]

But remember is all that I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Losing you left a pretty good cowboy.

[Michael Turley]

With nothing to hold on to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sundown came and I drove to town and drank a drank or two. You're the reason God made Oklahoma?

[Michael Turley]

You're the reason God made Oklahoma?

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm sure.

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

03 Hummer, H1 Diesel, 46, 000 miles.

[Michael Turley]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

H1D. 50 grand. They're not anywhere near that, but I'm trying to market for a friend of.

[Caller/Guest]

Mine in California, so her husband passed away.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is it?

[Caller/Guest]

Got no idea. Just trying to get a bid from you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just making it up and see what you can do. Yeah, I'm just making one up. It might be a little more. It might be. I don't think It'll be less. H1 diesel. Now, if it's an Alpha, it's worth more for sure.

[Caller/Guest]

It's the. The pickup truck style with the little bed on the Back.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Alpha has a Duramax engine in it and the other one has. Yeah, I don't know if it's a Caterpillar, what it is, and they're international, but anyway, please load it up and give me the vin.com because I'd like to buy it. But give us her contact number because we don't. We don't go through. You know, we don't.

[Caller/Guest]

I know it's not mine. I got you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

I've been in the car business all my life. The Corvette business.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Jesse. Fort Myers, Florida. 20 challenger RT shaker. What motor is in that car?

[Caller/Guest]

It's a 5. 7.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 53, 000 miles. On a 20. On a. On a 20. Is it like 18 grand?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm sorry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it like 18 grand? 18 grand. It's not a hellcat.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, is that.

[Caller/Guest]

No, no, it's not. It's not a hellcat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller/Guest]

It's just the rt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Is this John T. Wolf?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is me.

[Caller/Guest]

Nice to meet you, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You too. I'm just pulling that off. We're not.

[Caller/Guest]

We're not live on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

We are very live on the radio.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, we are?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, listen, the reason I called you guys is because, you know the mopar sites, you know how they have websites.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Caller/Guest]

And they have. And they have all these models that were put out for so many years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

And they show that, you know, on this year, so many cars were made by this model, by this color hand me gun turtle, and by this engine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Caller/Guest]

So I thought I had something special.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, we lost John because John.

[Caller/Guest]

So I thought I had special because it's like one out of 44 made.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we're gonna keep moving. Holy hell, Batman.

[Michael Turley]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Michael Turley]

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[John Clay Wolf]

And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning.

[Michael Turley]

It's the John Clay Wolf. Show starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown, and featuring DJ Pre K, Rush Limbo, Keith Richards, Randy the Chipmunk, and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dorian in Pittsburgh. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, it just came back on. DVE was off for about seven minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seven minutes. Wow. Yeah, yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

And they just came back on just now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I called Mike a little earlier when it, when it went blank. Thank you. Do you think that they were censoring us?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I, I, they, they usually play their music, a song or their ads or whatever, and then they go back over, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it was Westwood. It had to be Westwood One. Thank you, Dorian. So our show leaves here and goes to Westwood One satellite. And then it pushes down and everybody on the chat, on the YouTube thing is saying all these different cities across the country that went down had to be Westwood. Somebody call and let us know if it's back on in Dallas and Houston and stuff. 8008-0072-3480-0800-RATIO. John Minnesota 68Z28 rally sport body rusted out, gutted it out. Four components. Should he buy Dynacore body or make a coupe? Make a coupe. What's that mean? It already is a coupe.

[Caller/Guest]

Buy a coupe Camaro and turn that into a Z. Would that be a bad thing to do?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Real Z's are worth more money. And you got to look at the fender tag and do the matchup. This car. I would, I would take the fender tags in the van, I have them, and put it on a better body because. Okay, a Z28 body, the actual body is this exact same part as every other 68 Camaro, is it not?

[Caller/Guest]

That is correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

So just, you'll have more value in having those fender tags in that body and just keep them and put them on another body. That's better. If this body's falling apart on you because it's such a rust bucket, that's what I'd do. Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

And I have the original bill of sale to the car. The, the protector plate. I have everything to it. It just at the body.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Went by, by. It was from the Rust Belt states. And so I thought, well, would I be doing disharm? Would I be hurting, you know, the people that they say it's only original.

[John Clay Wolf]

Once and you would be going against the church a little bit. And there's people. But I mean, this happens all the time with these built cars. I mean, like these iconic blazers that are $380,000 they buy a rust bucket, get the VIN number and they build a new one.

[Caller/Guest]

And that's not illegal?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not illegal. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800.

[Bobby Brown]

Chat room says you're back up everywhere, including Memphis.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston, good morning. You there?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir. Just let you know you are in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think that they knocked us off like, because we were getting too close on the line with the talk of the look in the coach and the girlfriend? Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

What did you hear? What was the last thing you heard?

[John Clay Wolf]

She's got the look.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that the last thing?

[Bobby Brown]

Here's ww. He says, I'm a black guy. And I've said that for years. I'm nodding my head. Got your back, John, by the way, you're back on in Memphis.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. And that's Memphis.

[Bobby Brown]

That's Memphis.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to reset Memphis? The topic was if we got him in Memphis, we're good. That is validation. What.

[J.D. Ryan]

What was the topic? Because I think it's fascinating.

[John Clay Wolf]

The topic was does the. Turn it up a little bit so it makes me more comfortable.

[Bobby Brown]

You don't want to feel alone, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

So in high school, I noticed that the girls that dated the black guys had a different look. And like, because there was a couple attractive girls and they'd be walking down the hallway with their. And they're overly affectionate with their, with their boyfriend. Big handhold and tight jeans and good, good bodied most of the time. But they've got this platinum blonde hair and normally it's a dye job from a brown to a blonde. And they've got this. The way they put their makeup on, the base is just a little bit thicker and a little bit different. And then the eyeshadow is more of a, like a brighter blue. And they've got, you know, back then it was acid wash pants, but a little more booty. And I just was, remember on the third one, because I was sitting in class, like looking at this good looking girl and she's all. She's with the, the running back, right. Of the varsity team. She ain't hiding it at all. Not like this deal in Michigan. And I found a common denominator, which is what my skill is in life of the girls that like the black guys. And. And I was like, there's a look. And I define this look. And I've known this look for a long time. And that girl in Michigan's got the look.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's got the look.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm not doing a good enough description of the look, just a little bit. I did does not cover the whole thing, but there's a feat. You just know it's very subtle. Now, Kardashians don't. They don't really have that look, but it's harder to hit. It's harder to score an import.

[J.D. Ryan]

Correct. I was to say, because you said. You claim that you can go into a room and pick them out.

[John Clay Wolf]

White girls.

[J.D. Ryan]

White girls, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

White girls.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not Armenian.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Or anything else.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not. Hey, what do you got?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, so it's got to be a white girl. You. You said you want to bet somebody 100 bucks you could pick out that girl that she wants.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you want to bet me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah. Because I want to get my money back from losing all these football bets. But yeah, yeah, I can. I. I can definitely.

[J.D. Ryan]

I would think the booty would be.

[John Clay Wolf]

The one that's not the booty. No, it's the. It's the hair. It's a little bit small town country, overdone blonde job in the makeup.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it the blonde? The platinum blonde? Like, it's a big.

[John Clay Wolf]

The platinum is like a positive. The. The. The shade of platinum that they go with has a little bit of that white trash bleach in it. A little more than the classy girl with platinum blonde.

[J.D. Ryan]

I wonder what it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, they've got to have a manual for these girls that are. They're following.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I make.

[John Clay Wolf]

Make ready.

[J.D. Ryan]

We need somebody that can actually talk about this subject.

[Bobby Brown]

Maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

I feel like I'm talking about it pretty well.

[J.D. Ryan]

No brother, but a brother. That why.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is 800-723-4? 800, 800 radio.

[Michael Turley]

You ain't got to ask nobody else. John's here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, but I mean, I think you got it covered. I'm trying to. That's.

[Michael Turley]

You're not kidding, though. I mean, I grew up in a small town, public school system.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. And we didn't have that then, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, you did.

[Michael Turley]

No, we did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, we didn't have.

[Michael Turley]

There were no black people in the town I lived in when I left.

[John Clay Wolf]

That doesn't mean that the girls. When I moved back, when I moved.

[Michael Turley]

Back in 2012, that has changed somewhat and it's. It's there now. No, A few went to college and that happened. Yeah, but never in like, you know, in my school time days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who went to college?

[Michael Turley]

Some girls.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they didn't have a look. 800-800-7 2, 3.

[Michael Turley]

No, but they had the boyfriends. Do you hear me, sweetheart? They had the boyfriends.

[Bobby Brown]

Though the boyfriends. Let's see here. You know where our little town right here, Walnut Springs, is very unique. We have some very interesting folks this week. John recorded one of our favorites. We have a guy named.

[John Clay Wolf]

We call.

[Bobby Brown]

Just call him Mumbles. Now, I think we should give away a T shirt to anybody that can actually say what he's saying here. He's trying to explain something about an odd rumor that went around Bosque county.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which is here, when he moved here.

[Bobby Brown]

When he moved here years and years ago. This is Mumbles cut number four. Listen closely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Been in Bakke county for three months. And he told my Lord. Yeah, no mouse. Hello. Been in jail over there. About eight boys over there claimed he was dancing the. You talking about.

[Caller/Guest]

County for three months.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's eight he met over there.

[Caller/Guest]

Claiming I was her daddy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, so that doesn't do justice. You have to watch the video because it. The pause.

[Bobby Brown]

Do we have a video going up on Jason?

[J.D. Ryan]

The pause that you had, John, when this guy was. You don't know what he's saying, and it's just the silence.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you're like, what the f. You talking about?

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, every time. I just. I can't stop playing that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's. That's why I put it on the reel. I figured it would pick up, but it just didn't catch. No, there's another real. That's going up of Gilson, and he's a really good guy, by the way.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

I like this guy. Do you remember the squirrel man that had a squirrel living in his beard?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's him.

[Bobby Brown]

That's really him. Oh, my God.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what he sounds like.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I've got another deal, because he sounds like the. The Mumbler in Blazing Saddles.

[Bobby Brown]

Yes, that's exactly who he said.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here's the clip again, if you can understand it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Been in Bakke county for three months.

[Caller/Guest]

And he told my lady.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, no, Mike says hello, Ben. Jail over there. About eight boys over there claimed he's your dad. What the you talking about, Daddy?

[Caller/Guest]

Been in Bakken county for three months.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's eight he met over there.

[Caller/Guest]

Claiming hours a day.

[John Clay Wolf]

We.

[J.D. Ryan]

When you say it, he looks at.

[John Clay Wolf]

You like you didn't know what I was saying. What do you mean? I said, I. You. You understand what I'm saying? We were sitting on a park bench after the car show, and all the cars were starting to leave, and it was almost sunset, and I was sitting there with Gilson, and he's just doing his thing, and I said, I Whip my phone out and start recording him. What you doing? I said I'm recording this because it's gold. It's too good not to record and I've got more and he's in. And I spurred him along. He started going again because he probably forgot or didn't care that the camera is on. But he likes the attention.

[Bobby Brown]

He.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's a. I think it started off a little bit as a shtick and then he's embraced it because he's a smart fellow.

[Michael Turley]

He.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he's. He, he is one of a kind.

[Michael Turley]

You know Paul Bakker county for three.

[John Clay Wolf]

Months and he told my life.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, no matter hello man Jail over.

[John Clay Wolf]

About eight boys over claimed he's your dad. The you talking about daddy been in.

[Caller/Guest]

Baky county for three months and there's eight he met over there claimed that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was her daddy. Something about. So he's trying to tell me when he got here he got a lot of tail.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, he's only been here for three months and there was already eight boys over in Bosky county say I'm their daddy. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what my. That's my translation.

[Bobby Brown]

Jail is in there somewhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

You talking about 800 800-7234. No, I said he's a sheriff. We'll be right back. 800 800-7234 car calls come in now. This is the car segment. AA year, make, model miles average, rougher clean. Year make model miles average, rougher clean. And I will bid the cars during the car segment right after this song. Forgivemetheven.com America's best car buyer.

Now back to the John Clay wolf Show presented by givemethevin.com Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1800800 radio. This is the John clay and this.

Is the lightning round where we bid the cars on the air real quick but patrician Pittsburgh. What? Back to our last segment. What was your comment?

[Caller/Guest]

My comment is I totally agree with the gentleman who said she's got the look and I think he should up that bet because I'm telling you I went in on it. I'll win right along with him. We'll take everybody's money. And I'm 60 years old. I'm 60 years old. All my children are biracial. And I'm gonna tell you the white girls got that look.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania in the house. Thank you, Patricia. Go steelers. Okay, David, you've got a 23 Ram Tradesman four wheel drive, 85, 000 miles. You've got seven trucks for sale has an offer for four from a local wholesaler. Where are you located?

[Caller/Guest]

We're in Marshall.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let me. Instead of just bidding one on the air, let me just get this. Let me get to you off air. I want to try to buy all seven.

[Caller/Guest]

All right, great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Because I got the. He's got the look. He's fixing to sell something. 800, 872. I'm gonna show up. If I miss the bid, I'll be like, with a peanut butter knife, I'm gonna kill myself. Oh, gosh. Yeah. Ty, North Carolina, good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got?

[Caller/Guest]

You are absolutely right. There is a look. Now, I've been married for 30 years to a white woman. And even before that, I could tell. Now I'm from Johnston county. And it definitely. There's definitely a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was my description of the look of the high school girls that I was talking about is. Did you resonate with that look that I was describing?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah. The only thing that you missed was there's a certain haircut.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

If they got that little cut, the hair, then that's. That's like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a short haircut in that blonde.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

You know what I mean?

[Caller/Guest]

Like an angle cut.

[Bobby Brown]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Ty. You're on it, dog. I know exactly what you're talking about. And that's not as much today. Now, that cut has worked its way out of the them, but you sound like you're about my age. Yeah, but that was the girl that I. The two girls that I was looking at in high school, they had that Karen kind of cut that I want to see your manager haircut. That's exactly. Thank you for validating me, Ty. I feel better now.

[J.D. Ryan]

I feel like I'm not going to make this bet because you're going to win.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. We're going out with the look by who sings that? Roxanne Rocksett beg.

Hey, the John Clay Wolf show has what you need. Go to jcwshow.com for the fastest growing podcast in the US the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Michael Turley]

We're not the TV couple. My wife and I, we don't watch a lot of tv. Sometimes we'll end up on random stuff. We're watching this Jeffrey Dahmer. We don't know who Jeffrey Dahmer was. He was eating people in the late 80s. Turn it on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, my wife is the pausit wife.

[Michael Turley]

Constantly asking me to pause the program. Twenty minutes in, she's like, could you pause it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What is it?

[Michael Turley]

She's like, I don't understand what's going on here.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's eating people. There's not a lot of plot twists, babe. I don't know what to tell you. He got hungry. That's the movie.

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethe.vinda.com.

Good morning everybody. Sorry about the interruption earlier. I think it was the radio gods censoring us. It happens. It's been a while, but they're just letting me know they're still there.

[Michael Turley]

Shout out to my man, John Machida. Wdve. The mighty dove rocks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie. So I lost more money last weekend on the bench.

[J.D. Ryan]

Actually. No, you. You won 25 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. So you did pretty good. We did seven games last week. You went four and three. So now you're only down $375.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's with the hundred for Archmani?

[J.D. Ryan]

Correct? It's with that hundred.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. do you have some Florida news?

[Bobby Brown]

I do have Florida news.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd love to hear some Florida news.

[Michael Turley]

And now, from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, JD Ryan.

[Bobby Brown]

Fun stuff happens in Florida. 36 year old man in Florida arrested. This part's not weird. He was arrested. He crashed a stolen BMW near Bicentennial Park. That's not real remarkable. That happens a lot. When the cops asked Calvin Johnson where he was headed. Calvin, Calvin Johnson where he was headed? He said he didn't really know. In fact, he wasn't sure where he was. In fact he doesn't wasn't sure how he got into this vehicle. He thought possibly. And we have audio from this. He was teleported into the vehicle by aliens. Cut number seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

This sounds like it needs to be one of Pre K's deals.

[Bobby Brown]

It could be.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, seven.

[Bobby Brown]

Cut number seven. 130 miles an hour and I swear to God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Watch his go.

[Michael Turley]

Do you have a fire.

[John Clay Wolf]

Teleport or something?

[J.D. Ryan]

Where'd you get the car from?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. I don't know and I don't know. I teleported. Did you come from Bicentennial Park?

[Bobby Brown]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

He stole the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you got. You saved me from the aliens.

[Bobby Brown]

You saved me from the aliens.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, that is a good stick.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, that's a good one. You just saved my life. Thank you, officer.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I was teleported.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, I was told. I don't even know where I am. You know why? Because I was teleported.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like that.

[Bobby Brown]

Out of the ticket I know he went to jail. Yeah, last Sunday. This is another fun story out of Florida. Just after one o' clock in the afternoon. Now this is the middle of the afternoon. An officer in Ocala PD was sitting in his parked patrol car just minding his own business when he observed a lady walking down the sidewalk. No big deal, right? All right, she was drinking from a liquor bottle. So that would be flag number one, wearing no pants. Oh, flag number two. And oh yes, her underwear was hanging down around her knees. Flag number three, when the officer attempted to speak to Jones, she allegedly became combative. And they of course detained the 37 year old Kendra and Jones and she was charged with sexual exposure and public intoxication. And actually, believe it or not, we have Kendra here in the studio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, do we?

[Bobby Brown]

We brought her in from Florida just for today. If she could step up, it's that microphone right there. Nope, not yet. And still has the panties hanging down around her knees.

[J.D. Ryan]

Interesting.

[Bobby Brown]

Hello, Kendra.

[Caller/Guest]

No, I don't got my panties. Oh yeah, you funny man.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, you paintings are down right? Do you want to pull those up please?

[Caller/Guest]

I didn't on that day. I was walking around, that cop comes over, say hey, yeah, what do you do down here naked? I said, I'm drinking fireballs. Fireball? Yeah, he took my fireball from me and my husband bought me that.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh no.

[Caller/Guest]

We over in the Landshark bar, we're having a good time over drinking land sharks.

[Bobby Brown]

Land sharks?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller/Guest]

Because they was two dollars and a half hour okay on Sunday. And we, we drank sand shark bar beers. And then he came out and said, honey, I'm gonna leave fireball with you. I gotta go to work. I said I love you. He said, I love you too.

[Bobby Brown]

Where'd your pants go?

[Caller/Guest]

I don't know.

[Bobby Brown]

You don't know where the pants went?

[Caller/Guest]

I don't know. But I didn't lose the Fireball case. I didn't leave and spill us angle drop.

[Bobby Brown]

I believe they.

[Caller/Guest]

And the cop said I was sexy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is he?

[Bobby Brown]

No, I don't believe he said that.

[Caller/Guest]

He did. He put me, he put handcuffs on me. He said, you sexy. You're sexy too. And it took us a long time to get back to Police bar, but I'll tell you that much. And we drinking fireball.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

And playing with the handcuffs and even put the siren on.

[Bobby Brown]

He did. Just for you. Ladies and gentlemen, Kendra from Florida. Appreciate you hanging out with us and telling us your story.

[J.D. Ryan]

Fireball. Wow.

[Bobby Brown]

Fireball did her panties.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know about that Fireball, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bad stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

I. You know what? Somebody was. Was.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what killed Washable. I mean, washable killed Washing.

[Michael Turley]

Is that right?

[John Clay Wolf]

But he used Fireball to finish himself off.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was at my wife's boss's Christmas party and somebody was sipping Fireball. I've never heard of that before. You usually shoot it, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

That peanut butter fireball stuff that is frozen. You can sip that. It's pretty damn good.

[Caller/Guest]

It.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, it is a. Like cinnamon liqueur. Like a cinnamon schnapp.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did y' all know that alcohol sales are going down?

[Bobby Brown]

Down?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

As long as they've been in. Forever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it because of the weed being legal?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, probably. And. And kids are just not drinking.

[Bobby Brown]

They're not partying like we did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobby Brown]

They're just not going to bars. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not yours. But they're still. There's still exceptions. Isn't that weird?

[Bobby Brown]

No, but they're not the exception. It's a rule. More so.

[John Clay Wolf]

And people are pulling back and older people are pulling back. Like Joe Rogan just said he quit drinking and.

[J.D. Ryan]

But he's big time into the weed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, easy. Oh, God, yes. Just a big old stoner.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's amazing how, dude, you get the weed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe Bob, maybe all that preaching. That devil's gonna come in these different forms to take us over. The weed first and then the AI and it just makes everybody dumb and brain rot.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I.

[Michael Turley]

Did you guys know I quit drinking?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Tuesday about 11 o'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clock.

[Michael Turley]

There we go.

[Bobby Brown]

I was waiting.

[Michael Turley]

I did. I haven't started again yet.

[Bobby Brown]

But that's called a pause. It's not called the stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, my daughter just quit drinking. Just stopped.

[Bobby Brown]

Did she?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, a year ago. Just. Nope, no more.

[Bobby Brown]

Good. That's awesome. Some people can do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

There wasn't a big problem. She just stopped.

[Bobby Brown]

Just quit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

My son did as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, alcohol sales are down, I guess. Down 15 at least. That's a lot.

[Bobby Brown]

I heard 20, but okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where did you hear?

[Bobby Brown]

CNN this week. They did the story on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, should we all quit so we. So we can be with the cool kids?

[Bobby Brown]

I already did too. In fact, I'll have 18 years in January.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. J.D.

[Bobby Brown]

Quit. For real? I quit for real.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Steal your steel. I don't know.

[Bobby Brown]

I'm not your focus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

But you happen to own a.

[John Clay Wolf]

A bar. Yeah. That's kind of hard. Well, I mean that. That I. I drink beer outside of that Place a lot more than I do inside. It makes sense.

[Bobby Brown]

I know a guy that owned the bar and he never drank. And I said, why don't you ever drink? He says, because I sit here all night and sell it to people.

[John Clay Wolf]

My dad told me when I got into this car business that I was super into cars as a car freak, right? And I remember there was a day behind the office, there was 10 cars lined up and I was taking them all to auction. I was nervous as a whore in church.

[Bobby Brown]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he said, you need to calm down. Like, why? He said, I know you. He said, there'll be a time in the near future there'll be 50 and then there'll be a hundred and there'll be 150. He said, Just get used to it. And he said, as far as your car thing, it's gonna be like the playboy that bought a strip club and turned into a homosexual. And I thought about that for a minute. What he was saying is that my excitement for cars would chill out. Sure, yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

You see them all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's really why I got back into, you know, the classic and collector cars. Those are the Hot Wheels.

[Bobby Brown]

They're so sick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those are the Hot Wheels where I like playing. Hot Wheels.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be right back.

[Michael Turley]

If you're tired of living solo, let VHS date. Make your love life go. Go Say hello to Jackie.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am divorced. I have two kids. My ideal man doesn't play the drums, doesn't stay late at the bar, does what he says and says what he does. Does not. Get a fancy lawyer that the other person can't afford if things get weird. Oh, there's Gwen. She's divorced. Oh, did he run away with his secretary?

[Caller/Guest]

I left.

[John Clay Wolf]

A great first date with you would be two words. Benny, Hannah, VHS date.

[Caller/Guest]

Look for us an honor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Omni, Penthouse and Bass Player magazine.

[Caller/Guest]

See you on VHS date.

[John Clay Wolf]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show, America's largest weekend morning show presented by givemetheven.com Call John toll free. 800.

800 radio does not hire a high powered lawyer that the other one cannot afford.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, Benihanas. Interesting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Beni Hana still open?

[Bobby Brown]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I. I got. I went to chat GPT and asked why younger kids are drinking less he health. Alcohol is now clearly tied in their minds. Takes anxiety, sleep problems, weight gain and depression. Feeling good tomorrow beats getting hammered tonight. Weed replaced alcohol. This is an interesting one. Social media punishes drunk behavior.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every mistake is recordable, permanent and searchable. Getting drunk is reputation risk. Where it wasn't before. I mean, money is tighter and feels tighter. Dating and sex has changed. Fewer bars, more apps, less liquid courage needed. This is all making sense. Work culture punishes hangovers, always on work side. Hustles, early calls, Slack, Zoom, etc.

[Michael Turley]

Huh.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, the social media one, that. That makes a lot of sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

The mob guys are gonna have to find something else to push because they're dope.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think they're real. I'm sure they felt other things.

[John Clay Wolf]

Corleone and the Godfather said, we cannot get into that stuff. We cannot move to smack. It's bad.

[Michael Turley]

A lot of money in that white battle Pop. Sonny wanted to, Sonny wanted. Sonny wanted to.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

What else is going on in the world? You'll like this one, John. This involves intimate relations in a Jeep. A former Kansas art. Why are they always hot too, these teachers? Former Kansas art teachers accused of having unlawful relations with a 17 year old Wichita Independent School District student that began four years ago. That's pretty bad. Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

That's not good.

[John Clay Wolf]

So 17, 13.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah. According to investigators. 30 year old.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Bobby Brown]

Nikki. Her name is Nikki. Nikki Baird met the student when he was in middle school. That's bad. Here's part of the local. No, local news 12, their special report on it. Cut number two.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's an award winning art teacher who.

[Caller/Guest]

Was celebrated as a teacher of the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Month and a good apple in her district.

[Caller/Guest]

Now she's accused of betraying that trust.

[John Clay Wolf]

In a big, big way. She was charged with four felony counts.

[Caller/Guest]

Of having unlawful sexual relations with a student.

[John Clay Wolf]

Detectives say this wasn't a brief fling. This was a crime that spanned many.

[Caller/Guest]

Years, beginning when Baird was the boy's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Middle school teacher and allegedly had escalated.

[Caller/Guest]

Through his high school years while other.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kids were still in class. The affidavit says that they met to have sex in her Jeep multiple times. Sometimes three or four times a week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Damn.

[Michael Turley]

Is that what the ducks are for?

[John Clay Wolf]

For three years?

[Bobby Brown]

That's what the ducks are for.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's like an award. Like, hey, here you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a Jeep Wrangler or is it a Jeep Grand Cherokee?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a good question. Because.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

It makes a difference?

[Bobby Brown]

Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I mean, there's not like.

[Bobby Brown]

What's the difference?

[J.D. Ryan]

There's no real back seat. There's not unless they're doing the front seat. But then you do have headroom if you have the top down.

[John Clay Wolf]

But then everybody would see you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. So then you're a freak.

[John Clay Wolf]

So four times a week for three years or four years is a lot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. You. I don't it can't be a Wrangler.

[Bobby Brown]

Gotta be a.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's got to be a Cherokee.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if it was a Cherokee, why did you mention that it was a Jeep? Why does it matter? That's dumb.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know. There's. I think it matters what kind of car you're in. Have sex, don't you? Yeah. There's not. There's some good ones and bad ones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tahoe, man.

[Bobby Brown]

Tahoe.

[Michael Turley]

Well, I don't know if they're bad ones. I mean they're smaller, comfortable ones and uncomfortable ones, but you're gonna do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ones with a center console like an S10 pickup truck.

[Bobby Brown]

That's not a good try Camaro. That's a Sahara's got a lot of.

[Michael Turley]

Room in the back there.

[Bobby Brown]

I'm not kidding. In the employee garage at KPLX Radio. That's a stick or automatic. So I've heard.

[J.D. Ryan]

Was it stick or automatic?

[Bobby Brown]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[Michael Turley]

You know, I had a Honda CRX for a few years back in the day. Honda SI model. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those things have come back. Hey, if you. If you have like a little CRX that is in a barn or a shed that's been sitting for. For 100 years, please go to givemetheven.com and load it up because the market on those have come back up.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's worth restoring. It's crazy.

[Bobby Brown]

Godaddy, man, you found so many barn finds.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I mean, barn find is a term that is not true. I mean stored cars in sheds, warehouses, storage units, barns.

[Bobby Brown]

But yes, you found a ton of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, we coming out of the woodwork. Yeah, go barn find dot com. Yeah, we, we will. We love buying those and we do stupid little videos on them and everybody loves them. So it's shtick and it's fun. I'm doing it anyway. I mean what we're doing in those videos is very real. It's what I'm having to go do anyway.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[Bobby Brown]

And we're just taping it and congratulations on 100,000 subs.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

That took a long time.

[Bobby Brown]

You worked so hard, man. That was a pain behind the scenes working on this to try to get the logistics down of what works on YouTube. You've figured it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Bobby Brown]

I know. Blood, sweat and tears.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was really more difficult than I wanted it to be.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because when I was talking to. Yeah, it's, it's.

[Bobby Brown]

These people think they can just get a job.

[John Clay Wolf]

You cannot.

[Bobby Brown]

I just get a YouTube channel and I'll I'll just, I'll get a millionaire because this guy makes a million. His name is Mr. Beast or whatever. And they think it's easy. It is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll tell you what cranked me up actually, is watching Mr. Beast, Jimmy Donaldson's interviews, because he's really honest and he did a few quote unquote podcasts. And I was listening to his ass and he, he sounds like me in his brain. The passion and the tenacity and the wild overdoing and details. And I'm like, okay, I get, I get what he's saying. I think most people be watching what he's saying and think that he's not telling the truth. He's absolutely telling the truth. Because it was like what we did with radio and, you know, starting this radio show. How do you do radio better and all that good stuff. No, I get it. I understand what he did. And I started using that level of polish and in detail work for the video. Yeah. And it started working. But it costs money to do that. Sure. So, I mean, like this month. Well, I'm looking right now, we got $18,000 of YouTube money.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I've got three full time guys, right? Three. And then that's not counting my time and what it costs to buy all those camera equipment two and a half years ago. And da da, da, da, da, da. Yeah, it's, it's not cheap. I mean, really, if you're gonna get it up to where you're making 250,000 a year on YouTube, your production quality is gonna probably cost, or at least the expenses of it are gonna cost that much.

[J.D. Ryan]

And that's what he does with his contests and stuff. Like he's just recycling.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when he says, I don't know how much money I really have, I spend it all on the, on the shows. I believe every word he's saying. I'm talking about Mr. Beast.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then he did an interview where he was talking about his chocolate bars. He was geeked out about the chocolate bars. He said, let's go right now to the store and look at the packaging and the shelf placement of my chocolate bars.

[Bobby Brown]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the detail he was talking about. Okay, I get it. So in order to succeed in this, you have to be over the top maniac.

[Bobby Brown]

Just be on it all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Just every solid job, little detail. 800. 800. So when we did that, it started growing like crazy. What else you got, boss, that you.

[Bobby Brown]

Just got so many people working for you, you get people following you. Is it Driving you crazy to have video people following you around.

[John Clay Wolf]

They really don't. They really don't know. I mean, when we do that, it's. It's like. No, you might see that. No, I mean, I haven't had a camera on me. We'll sit down and do cuts when we need to, but when we're gonna go do a gig, then, yeah, we have people on those. But otherwise, no, I don't. I do know I'm not doing the reality TV thing where television is so.

[Bobby Brown]

Much time and energy.

[John Clay Wolf]

And editing. And editing. And editing. It's all about the edit.

[Bobby Brown]

Absolutely. One minute of produced TV is at least 10 hours of actual shooting. Video posting, production, thought. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, on big tv.

[Bobby Brown]

Big tv.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're not taking it that far, but. Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

But add up how many hours you guys edit.

[Michael Turley]

No, but it is daunting if you look at the. The evolution of the quality of vids that you've had in go. 12 months. Just 12 months.

[Bobby Brown]

Totally different.

[Michael Turley]

You know, I mean, it's something about the formula that you guys have come up with yet. It is very important. But I'm seeing you just this past week, last few days, I'm seeing you do videos and you got like a sincere smile on your face and you're vibrant and energetic.

[Bobby Brown]

Yep, yep.

[Michael Turley]

And it's fun to watch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Michael Turley]

That's magic in a bottle.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And I don't know how you guys do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I can be a jerk.

[Michael Turley]

It's magic in the bottle.

[Bobby Brown]

Well, we used to shoot videos and you were in. Because we didn't do it every day. We didn't know we were doing weren't as fluid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobby Brown]

You are really slick.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I remember the time when we first started with you. I was wanting to do the video thing. You're like, no, I don't want to be on camera.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no camera.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't. We had a guy that ran video named Stoner Dave who was doing it, and. No, no, this is. No, I don't want this. Anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was a very large mistake not to start this along.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's my fault. I should have pushed it more.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just didn't know what. I didn't know that it would. I didn't know it was on the other side of it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I just. I should have pushed it more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, YouTube channel's John Clay Wolf. You can go to jcwshow.com you have.

[Bobby Brown]

A new one coming out today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every. Every Saturday at noon. Every Saturday, noon. We've got a new video coming up and yeah, I mean, it's. But now we're in the algorithm. So when your video gets published, YouTube trusts you, you enough as a producer that they're gonna push it. So you know what? I'll teach you about thumbnails when we come back. It's really interesting. We'll be right back. My name is John Claywolf by car serator for America's Best Car Buyer. If givemetheven.com does not beat a Carmax or Carvana offer on a deal that goes through, we will send you $100. We're doing that so that when you get another offer, you're offering us to beat it. We get an opportunity to match or beat it. And if we don't, then we will send you a check for $100 if you sell them the car. Because we just. There's so many. Anyway, we gotta go to break. I see the red light. We'll go. Be right back.

[Michael Turley]

The John Clay Wolf show is heard every week on great stations like Tampa bay's Rock Station, WXTB 98 Rock, and Corpus Christi's classic rock 104.5, the Eagle Catch, the nation's fastest growing podcast and live video [e-mail] and we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf.

[Bobby Brown]

Show right after this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmethevin.com hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. Now, John Clay Wolf.

Did y' all ever watch Tiger King during COVID Do you believe. Remember that guy?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Joe Exotic.

[Michael Turley]

I think we all do.

[John Clay Wolf]

And all the gay lovers in Oklahoma.

[J.D. Ryan]

Most fascinating thing ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Joe Exotic.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey.

[Caller/Guest]

How are you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good.

[Michael Turley]

All right. Joe's with us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guys, Are you alive?

[Caller/Guest]

I am. I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

I saw something on Facebook showed that you were in the hospital.

[Caller/Guest]

I think that's probably an old picture because I haven't been in the hospital.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, it sounds like you're in the commissary. What are they serving today at prison?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm. I'm in the middle of six telephones here. Everybody's calling home. But what are they serving today? Scrambled eggs and. And rubber French toast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rubber French toast. Have you come to the conclusion that you're never getting out?

[Caller/Guest]

I am. I'm. That's why, you know, I. I don't do a whole lot but sleep lately because I am depressed watching him pardon all these rich people. Oh, man, that's crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

We should have just killed her. And then at least you'd be in there. No, you did something.

[Caller/Guest]

I'd have been in state prison. I'd have been out by now.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're talking about Carol Baskin, right? Is there no question that she killed her husband? In your mind?

[Caller/Guest]

There's no question? None.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why then?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I mean, real quick look at it. Okay. She is the one who designed his power of attorney. Okay. Because it says it was designed by her on the power of attorney.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller/Guest]

First sentence in case of my disappearance. Who the hell does that? Okay, and. And, and then. And then she files it with the court to make it a legal document. Three months later, she reports him missing five years. And one day later, she has him declared dead in a federal court and collects seven. Over $7 million. And then on Tiger King 2, the Sheriff says that they proved that Don's signature was forged. So if Carol made it and Carol signed it as a witness and Carol filed it with the court, Carol had to watch Don forge it. So, you know, at least they could have got her for fraud. You'd think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think she did with him?

[Caller/Guest]

I swear, I honestly. I think the tigers ate him.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're talking about. We're on the phone with Joe Exotic Tiger king Carol Baskin. The old story from five years ago was longer than that for you. And then what we most people didn't know is Joe was in prison win for. For attempting. For hiring for a hit to kill Carole Baskin when the Tiger King movie came out. So he has never seen light of day with all of his fame.

[Caller/Guest]

And. And I. And I was in jail two years before it even filmed. So they used footage off of the YouTube, my YouTube channel. So I didn't even film for it. Yeah. Crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then what about Jeff Low? What happened to him?

[Caller/Guest]

He's still out there conning people out of money.

[John Clay Wolf]

And who did Carol wind up with your zoo?

[Caller/Guest]

She did.

[John Clay Wolf]

And did she sell it?

[Caller/Guest]

She did. She. I mean, my zoo was probably worth three and a half million dollars when she sold it for140,000 bucks with a contract for a hundred years. It could never be a zoo again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why would she sell it so cheap? That doesn't make sense. She doesn't sound like a woman.

[J.D. Ryan]

What did you do?

[Caller/Guest]

Because. Because I owed her that judgment of a million dollars, you know, so. So if she just sold it for $2 million. This call is from a federal prison. And to wipe off that judgment and give me a million dollars. Okay, so if she sold it for $140,000 now she still has a $800,000 judgment on my head.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah. Yeah. But I mean, what about the guy. What about the guy that got to buy it? I mean, you know, I would. I would have loved to buy the thing for $150,000 if you can go sell it for a million dollars. So did she do an inside trade? Because that's leaving too much money on the table.

[Caller/Guest]

That's what we think. Because nobody can find this Hernandez guy that supposedly bought it. Because a lot of people have wanted to raise the money to buy it back and just turn it into kind of like a museum, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller/Guest]

But no, nobody can find the guy that supposedly bought it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Interesting. Is there a Tiger King 3? Are they done with it? Well, they can't get any tape on you, so there's not much acting to be done. And your old boy, your old husband, the. The messy one, is dead, isn't he?

[Caller/Guest]

The one that killed himself?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, he's dead. Sorry, I forgot the story. And why did he kill himself?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm playing with his gun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it was supposed to be an accident.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. He was sitting in the office, and he dared one of the employees that it wouldn't go off if he put the clip out and. And left one in the chamber. Guess what? It went off.

[John Clay Wolf]

One thing I noticed when I was watching Tiger King is there were a lot of people missing limbs, you know.

[Caller/Guest]

And that goes to show you. Okay. Because I have the raw footage of her losing her arm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller/Guest]

And. And that tiger ate everything that. That came off of that arm. And that's why it would be so easy to. To believe that Carol fed her husband the tigers. Because, man, that tiger that pulls her arm off ate every bit of what he got off of there.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's talking about the. The girl that was missing the arm. One of his zookeepers in Tiger King, Joe, saw the arm come off. And the tiger eater. How did y' all get him not to eat the rest of her?

[Caller/Guest]

Was she. She wasn't in the cage. She stuck her arm through the cage, but, you know. You know, your arm has two bones in it, a radial and ulnar bone. And the tiger ate one of those bones. Completely. I mean, completely. And all of the skin and meat that came off of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Carol Baskin, does she still have her big cat reserve?

[Caller/Guest]

Nope. She gave all of her tigers away to people in Arkansas to take care of. And she sold her property for. For nineteen and a half million dollars for a housing development.

[John Clay Wolf]

And where did she go, do you know?

[Caller/Guest]

She's still in Tampa. That I know of.

[John Clay Wolf]

One of your listening. Carol. We're on in Tampa right now. What did you do to her?

[J.D. Ryan]

What did you do to her to make her so angry at you like this?

[Caller/Guest]

And I. I think she just had this thing for me. I should have just took one for the team, really.

[Bobby Brown]

A jilted lover, really?

[Caller/Guest]

She's obsessed. She's pretty obsessed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, did y' all ever have a moment, like, solo, where she pled her love to you, Joe? Exotic.

[Caller/Guest]

You know, I never even seen her face until my trial.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did y' all talk on the phone?

[Caller/Guest]

Nope. Never talked to the woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's weird.

[Bobby Brown]

That's strange.

[J.D. Ryan]

It is.

[Caller/Guest]

Tells you what an interesting Internet stalker can do for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Joe, have a good day in prison. I know every day is probably like the last day and the next day, but keep on keeping on. Sorry about all the bad luck.

[Caller/Guest]

You know, I don't know if anybody told you, but, you know, I hired Trump's lawyer finally. So I've got Peter ticket on board. So he's. He's pushing my clemency through.

[Michael Turley]

We're hoping, you know, we got a Follower on our YouTube livestream to Joe. Calls herself Queen of the Juice. She loves you, he says. I love you, Tiger King. She said it over and over and over while you've been on the air with us.

[J.D. Ryan]

But when.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you can only pro appeal so many times, and that last one was denied, so, I mean, I don't see why they would hear another case.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, so. So Peter Tickton is taking it to the Supreme Court.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's gonna pay him?

[Caller/Guest]

Pardon?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is going to pay his bill?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, that's what, you know, I'm doing Christmas calls and all kinds of stuff, trying to. This call is from a federal prison up with a quarter million dollars, but he went ahead and took my case on contingency that I will pay it somehow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he thinks he can get you out, and then you'll have enough fame when you get out and make money and pay him back. That makes sense.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, you know Jerry Jones with the Dallas Cowboys, his lawyer, Levi McCathern.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Wrote. Wrote me a promissory note for half a million dollars to him if he got me out. So the bills paid, plus some. So I have to. I have to say, go Cowboys. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Joe. Have a good day. Merry Christmas.

[Caller/Guest]

All right. Hey, can I do a real quick shout out to the guards in the mailroom because they listen to you every Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely.

[Caller/Guest]

All right. They work hard down there. All right, all right, all right. John thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

See you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Take care of Joe.

[John Clay Wolf]

And speaking of guards in the mailroom.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Miles will have it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to start Johnny Cash, and then we can come back to him?

[J.D. Ryan]

We can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the lightning round next?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's next, but we can. We could. You want to do it after the lightning round?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you can go ahead and go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, let's do it. We do whatever the hell you want.

[Michael Turley]

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. John. This week's mail from jail entry reads, hello to everybody on the show. Hey, JCW I'm glad I can catch a show on the weekends and tune in for some last with you guys. My name is Shane Everidge from Raleigh, North Carolina. I'm gonna be spending the rest of my foreseeable future right here in prison for robbery and kidnapping charges. No sad stories here. If you do the crime, you have to know there's a good chance you might do the time. Hey, you guys remind me of how drunk me and my buddies used to get. And then we'd wake up all hungover and sit around and chug Keystone Lights from the night before to get our buzz back on and just crack each other up on those Saturday and Sunday mornings. Sometimes we do it till Monday, too. Out in North Carolina, there's not a lot to do but get drunk and chase skirts. Speaking of, if any ladies are listening and want to lighten the mood around here, just send me a letter. I'm six feet tall with long brown hair, green eyes, Caucasian. And I work on a farm when I was a kid, so I know my way around a large heifer. You know what they say, if she ain't 280, she ain't a lady.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy's got a little shtick.

[Michael Turley]

I would appreciate the attention very much. Seems everybody forgets about you when you go to prison. You really feel alone and you can't trust nobody. Good money ain't easy to come by. You don't know what happens when we run out of toilet paper around here. So if those cars are paying off, throw me a bone, big man. You guys keep it coming. I will be listening. Shane Everett. Piedmont Correctional Institution, Salisbury, North Carolina. Hey, partner, if you've got mail from jail, just send it on down the line to us here at P.O. box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. The zip code is 761-47828.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call in. Lightning rounds coming up. 800-800-7234. We're gonna stop and take a break from for a song. And then during that break you should call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio if you're thinking about selling a car. Exotic cars. We're really good with Porsches and Rolls and Lambos and all that, which sounds weird for a guy on the radio, but we do a ton of [e-mail] also classic and collector cars. Our auction for the dealers out there, Manheim. This Wednesday, we're having our CNC sale at the end of lane 20. If you want to buy one of those, grab a dealer friend and log into Manheim. They'll probably charge you 500 or a thousand bucks, but that it would still be. Or maybe a little more. But that'd still be way less buy fee than what you would pay at, say, Barrett Jackson or any of those auctions that charge 8 to 10% buy fees. So gmtvgarage.com give me the vending garage. If you go there, you can see the run list of our exotic and our classic car run on Wednesday at Manheim, Dallas. And we're going to bid some cars when we get back from this quick break. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars Radio for America's best car buyer. GiveMeTheVin.com.

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

Pre K, get on this one. Danette, you there? Danette?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you've got a 89 El Dorado with 50,000 miles. It needs a fuel pump. You want 2,000 for it. And it says she's got the look. Now do you have the look or does the car have the look?

[Caller/Guest]

I have more of the look than the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how.

[Caller/Guest]

It's a beautiful car. It. On the inside, everything. Everything works. The seats are. It's just beautiful. It's beautiful on the inside. It's a little help on the outside.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K, you already have a hooptie sled. Do you want another one?

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's see.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Will you take 150 and half an ounce for it.

[Caller/Guest]

All day?

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, bet. Let's line it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have any smoker smell in it?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I could tell you're a smoker. One owner from your la.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm the second owner.

[John Clay Wolf]

You never smoked in it.

[Caller/Guest]

Really? I have never driven it because it never ran.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand. What did you pay for it? I paid 500, but you want me to give 2,000?

[Caller/Guest]

I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I Don't think that there's enough car there to get it to lean into. And then you're telling me it needs a fuel pump, but you never even seen it run.

[Caller/Guest]

I have seen it run. I just haven't driven it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, how did you buy a car and never drive it when it was.

[Caller/Guest]

Tell me. Okay, so my neighbor passed away, and I used to feed his cats.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

And so his kids sold me the car for five. I. I really wanted to get it fixed and drive it, but I need a bigger vehicle.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you been sitting on this thing?

[Caller/Guest]

About three weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, when's the last time you saw it run?

[Caller/Guest]

I've had one offer from Marketplace for 4,000. I don't know if it's a real person.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why wouldn't you.

[Caller/Guest]

Why would you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why wouldn't you have said, I accept?

[Caller/Guest]

I did accept. And then I didn't hear anything back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Or I haven't heard anything back yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Caller/Guest]

So he used to drive it. He had three vehicles, though, so he took turns. He was. He was older, so he just drove around.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll tell you what. I may give 2000 for it. I need you to take photos of it and load it into gmtvcc, which is classic collector. And I want. Kyle can grab it and it'll go straight to hot rod Kyle that way and he will work.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, hold on just a second. Give me that. Give me that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin. Give me the VIN is the name of our normal website, but the classic and collector1 is gmtvcc.com gmtv. Like give me the VIN CC classic and collector dot com. Go there, Sean. Oh, six ram half ton, 150,000 miles, four wheel drive. KBB tells you it's worth 6,500, you want 10,000. Is that correct?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Caller/Guest]

Because that's what I paid for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I can't make that work. And 150,000 mile.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, would you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wouldn't even do the 6,500. I don't believe. I was a KBB dealer for a long time where we bought. Where we took those leads and worked them. I don't think KBB hit this thing at 6500. I can hit it at 4, maybe 3. 500. Thank you.

[Caller/Guest]

It paid off. So I hear you. That's not worth it to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not worth it to me either. I mean, if. If I. If a hamburger cost $5 and you want 10 for your hamburger, it better be a pretty good hamburger. And this ain't. We'll be right back. My name is John Claywolf by Cars and Radio for America. Best car buyer. Give me the vin dot com.

The John Clay Wolf Show.

No one knew where he came from, but everybody wanted what he was selling.

Check out the podcast.

[Michael Turley]

He was just some hillbilly who got.

[John Clay Wolf]

On a plane and then just landed somewhere. Please beware, the voice in your head is a threat.

JCW show.com or john claywolf.com or let's.

[Caller/Guest]

Say you get a flat on the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Way home from work, right?

[Michael Turley]

And your lady asks you, like what happened? You tell her, hey baby, I got a flat. That's the whole story to us, all right? Same scenario, all right?

[Caller/Guest]

Let's say your lady gets a flat.

[Michael Turley]

And you go, hey, baby, what happened to you today?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh my God.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're never gonna believe this. Are you ready for this one? Okay, hold on, let me sit down. Okay. I'm gonna take off my shoes.

[Michael Turley]

Hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, Okay. I was driving, okay?

[Caller/Guest]

And I'm around 3:30.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, 3:37. I'm waking up my mouth.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay? I was on my way to the mall. I was going to buy some shampoo.

[Michael Turley]

The big blue bottles didn't have the big blue bottles. I got two.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not even listening.

[Michael Turley]

We wake up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes I am. Right? That's when we get the test.

[Bobby Brown]

What I say, yo, we're back to.

[John Clay Wolf]

The John Clay Wolf show taking over your radio every Saturday morning. Hit him up 800-800-RODIO and check out the [e-mail].

Hey, I put a shout out earlier, FYI. I do know we're going to drop a few radio markets, so go to get familiar with jcwshow.com so that you can keep up with us on Saturdays. There's a little bit a live audio stream, There's a live YouTube channel and obviously the podcast. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio date. We have a backtracks today.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it?

[Michael Turley]

Ted Nugent. Ted N's birthday today.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all right. Happy birthday, Ted. I enjoyed spending the evening with you last night in your trailer, getting to know you a little better. That guy's in good shape. I mean that kind of sounded weird.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, 78 now. 78.

[John Clay Wolf]

77 or 78? Is he 70? Is he 78 years old?

[Bobby Brown]

Today's his birthday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me look. So dude, this guy has jacked 77. He has jacked arms, his hair is long and you feel like you're looking at a 55 year old guy. Okay? And he's in excellent shape. And his guitar playing is ridiculous. Yeah, I. I don't know how the hell he does it, but whatever he's on, I'll take some.

[Bobby Brown]

77.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Born this Day, 1948.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let's play the two backtrack songs. You can call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And guess these two Ted Nugent backtrack songs. And the winner of the deal tonight gets a free double head. There's a few tickets left at Walnut Springs rally, but I. I'll give away. Actually, I'll give away two tickets of mine. Wow. Yep.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

To the show tonight at Walnut Springs Roadhouse.

[Bobby Brown]

To the winner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. All right.

[Bobby Brown]

Backtracks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I just listened to his concert last night. I don't know either one of those songs. Really? Okay. Now I'm looking for the answers. The first one, I guess properly. The second one, I. I'm. I'm not that familiar. Let's play these two new backtracks real quick. And you call in 800-800-Radio. First person to guess it. Right. Win. Now, I must brace you. If you come to this concert tonight, you need to have your in. In. You're a Democrat or you're a hardcore liberal. It's not gonna work. It's not gonna work. It's just not gonna work.

[Bobby Brown]

You're not gonna be happy.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you're not gonna be happy at all. I mean, you might be. You might be entertained, like, comedically, because he is so far out there on the right. I mean, he had the whole crowd saying, 1, 2, 3, fu. And it's about government and it's about permits and it's about gun control. Wow. And it's about the joke, his actual stand up. I mean, he got pretty sticky and started talking a lot. His Joe Biden and Kamala. And all the punches he was throwing was pretty funny.

[Bobby Brown]

So it's more of a talk show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, between songs. Between songs, yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

That's funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

But this guy can play in his band as tight as Dick's Hat Band, and they sound wonderful.

[Michael Turley]

You talk to musicians. He's one of the most influential ones out there. He has been named a major influence by Slash and Robert Delayo, Stone Temple Pilots and members of the Ramones, Pantera, Motorhead, and Pearl Jam.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's good. Yeah, but he is. I mean, you feel like you're at a rally.

[Michael Turley]

Is that right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Walnut Springs rally dot com. And I don't mean a KKK rally, and I don't mean a Republican rally, but some kind of, it feels like agenda rally. What was that deal that they were doing? For a while. It wasn't Republican or Democrat, but it's the people that wanted to restart the government, the separatists. Oh, okay. What's that called? Tea Party. Kind of. But wasn't there a Texas Tea Party or something going on? Absolutely.

[Michael Turley]

My dad was in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay.

[Michael Turley]

He went to Austin and protested one time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I believe that.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, he did.

[John Clay Wolf]

He would love this then.

[Michael Turley]

Well, he's a country guy, so. But.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

He's there. I think he's aware of Ted. It's just Ted doing Ted every you do whatever show you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crab in California. What are your two guesses?

[Caller/Guest]

Just what the doctor ordered and Wang Dang Sweet Poon Tang.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that is not it. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Let's play those two songs backwards again.

[Bobby Brown]

But it was fun to say.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He has a song called Raw Dogging that I was unfamiliar with. Oh, yeah. And he's called it a love song.

[Bobby Brown]

It sounds like you need to come for the stick.

[Michael Turley]

That first song, Cut One, was one of my favorite songs in the fifth grade.

[Bobby Brown]

Really?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, so if you know Bobbo's age.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Jerry, good morning. What are your guesses?

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. I've got.

[Caller/Guest]

And Great White Buffalo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Great White Buffalo is correct. Wayne.

[J.D. Ryan]

Second one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wang Dang Sweet Poon Tang is not a correct answer. So it is still open for you. I'm giving away two tickets to tonight's show. Crab in California and the guy in LA couldn't. Got it. If you guys win, whoever wins and you can't come to the show, then I'll give you a T shirt or something off of jcwshow.com click merch.

[Michael Turley]

And we got a vinyl copy of Double Live Gonzos too from Born Lay Records.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you into this back in the day, Ted Nugent? Yeah. Oh, who wasn't? I was into the hits, but like none of the deep cuts I know at all.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah, no. Great White Buffalo was one of the coolest ass long cuts that he did. There's a live album. Ted, I understand, doesn't enjoy that version, but he recorded it live in Dallas in 1976 and so on the Double Live Consos album.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you used to sit down and listen to these albums in. In their entirety? Yeah, I was.

[Michael Turley]

I was a little late for the Zoo, though. We're all aware of it. But I was more of a Q102 guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

So I heard some real live rock and Roll.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ron in West Texas. Hey, what's up?

[Caller/Guest]

Can I take the guesses?

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. We're gonna go with Wango Tango and Great White Buffalo.

[Michael Turley]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good job.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

West Texas is not that far from us. If you want to come to the show tonight at Walnut Springs Roadhouse, currently named Rattlesnake Roadhouse. We're fixed to change the name. I'd love to. I would love to, but I'm. I'm preoccupied today, unfortunately. I understand. Then I then pre k, get Ron on the phone and tell him what he won. Thank you, Ron. 800. 800. Well, now I don't have to sit with Ron. No, it's fine. You know what I noticed last night? Still at a Ted Nugent concert.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it was full of what? Our radio fans.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, I can imagine.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's awesome. Yeah. Everywhere.

[Bobby Brown]

They'll drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the damnedest thing. Guy driving from Abilene. Guy drove in. What? From Houston, guy drove in from. Oh, what was the other one? But, you know, it's just. It's just really cool. I enjoy seeing all those guys out there. All right, we'll be right back.

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, broadcasting on air online anywhere you are with a smartphone and an Internet connection. Check out the the podcast jcw show.com or john claywolf.com. thanks for making us number one. Damn, it feels good to say that.

I need to do some Christmas shopping. How many days we have left?

[Michael Turley]

12.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just do it online. It's easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you already done yours?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I got one present. A couple presents. Still good to do. It's online.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to get your kid a surgery for Christmas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Oh, yeah, he did blow his knee out last weekend doing the. The drunk fraternity boxing at a. M. And now Mike gets to pay a $10,000 deductible for insurance.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tore his ACL. Two years later, after he blew his knee out, he decided, you know, the fraternities, they're doing their box fight night. Because they're doing a fight night. And, you know, he wasn't drinking, of course. No, no. And somehow you get a call. You know, you don't like that call. And two in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it 2:00am no.

[J.D. Ryan]

Was like, what's happened? What happened? What happened? What's going on? Well, yeah, we're boxing. And I was like, okay. Why are you boxing? Oh, it's part of the fraternity that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was like, okay, all right. Well. And. And my knee. I can't really bend it straight. I'm like, kidding me? My wife's like, you what? What.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened to your knee?

[J.D. Ryan]

I told you about your knee. He's supposed to wear a brace after you get surgery. You know, from two years later it really. They say four years. You're clear. So anything before then you got to wear a brace and he didn't wear it. Doing a little boxing match. And so now we get to spend some money for.

[John Clay Wolf]

How is grades?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, good. He's on the dean's list.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then you shut up. My roll.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I know it's kind of hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. No, on this one, I get it. But overall, him being a fraternity drunk boy, crazy fun, fun kid.

[Michael Turley]

Hold on. Is this a sanctioned, like, event or is this like just fight night?

[J.D. Ryan]

They're all kinds of stuff. And it's. His fraternity is not a drunk fest one. It's kind of more nerdy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, is he a nerd? He's in the nerd.

[J.D. Ryan]

I consider it more nerdier.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yours is better. No, no, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's all like, he doesn't. They're not a lot of jocks. Like, Warren Buffett was in this fraternity or so you know.

[Bobby Brown]

What part of it fraternity is it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Alpha Sigma Phi. I think that's what it's called. Yeah. Asig. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, God love family.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, last night I'm walking through the rattlesnake, and I see a woman sitting there, and she's probably 58 years old. My mother died when she was 58 years old, so she died 21 years ago. And I had a. I had a jerk. This woman looked a lot like my mother.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I looked hard at her and I walked up and I said, mary Catherine. She said, john Clay, It's. It's my mom's first cousin's daughter. Isn't that random as hell? Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

What was she doing there?

[John Clay Wolf]

They have a ranch out here. And I did not know this. I haven't seen her in 15 years. I was like, what the. What are you doing here?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's like, well, my husband heard about it and thought that, you know, he thought this would be fun. I was like, this guy's loud and you're sitting by the stage. I said, and I've got a kind of a box thing up upstairs. I said, if it gets too loud, you need to come up and sit with me. But she hung in there the whole time? Yeah. Just. It was just weird when you run into people. Yeah, I haven't. How old was your mom when you died? J.D.

[Bobby Brown]

My mother was 69, not 6, 7.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get it?

[Bobby Brown]

No 7.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see where in and out, in and out canceled their number six seven on the orders.

[Bobby Brown]

Did they really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they were getting too much seven thing. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's so dumb of them to do that because they're getting so much publicity from.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

And they were getting people to come in. I'm. I don't think they're all buying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stacking the order to get to 67. And when it finally said they're calling number six seven, everybody's screaming and videoing and posting. That is so dumb to stop it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I. I don't. Or are they doing this just to get it going again?

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe it's promotion.

[Bobby Brown]

Where did the 67 thing come from?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nowhere.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hip hop song.

[Bobby Brown]

No idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, oh, is it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's from a hip hop song. Just like 69, remember? Yeah, my age, like 69. You know, it's still at this day, you giggle when somebody says, sure, sure, it's six, seven. It's just their thing from a hip hop song. And everybody just went crazy with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we went to the I Heart Christmas festival concert last week, and Nelly was there. It's getting hot in Hera. How old is he?

[J.D. Ryan]

He's got to be 50, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he used to play for the jets or something? As a receiver? No, some other black guy. He just. He was acting like he was a real.

[Michael Turley]

He's the accidental racist.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he just had that. He said something about playing football, and I didn't want to ask him where he played.

[J.D. Ryan]

He probably played like in college or high school or something like that. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he did.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was good. How many hits does he have? Hot and Heroes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Golly. Pre K. What was his big. Because that's up your alley.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all talking about Nelly.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he had Country Grandma. That was his first big hit. You know that shimmy shimmy cocoa with that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

He had a ride with me. If you want to come and take a brow with me.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a big hit.

[J.D. Ryan]

Must be the money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hot in her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hotter.

[J.D. Ryan]

He had a bunch, man. Oh, he does? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm looking it up.

[J.D. Ryan]

2000 to 2005, he had grills, you know, Dilemma. Want to see you grill.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Grill Dilemma with Kelly Rowland. Yep. That's a good one. Yeah, he's got.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got bangers on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bangers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he play football for the jets as a receiver?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't believe so. He.

[John Clay Wolf]

He.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he might have done like high school baseball, football. Stuff like that. I remember he did, like, a lot of the mtv, like, rock jock kind of stuff. So he plays sports, but not. Not well.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's enough about Nelly. He's taken up enough of our time this morning. 800-800-723-4. Ted Nugent is playing Ninth Rail Saint, by the way, if you want to go, we've got a few tickets left.walnut springs rally.com. i just put everything going on in Walnut Springs on walnut springs rally.com because the really, the biggest event we have out here is the motorcycle rally. And set your calendar for first weekend of May. I think that's what we're gonna do. Either that one or the week before. What else you got?

[Bobby Brown]

We got Jelly Roll.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobby Brown]

We're taking up enough time with.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's so skinny now.

[Caller/Guest]

I know, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now he just looks like a prisoner.

[Bobby Brown]

He does, actually. He had a surprise of a lifetime. He was on the Joe Rogan podcast when Joe played a message from a country singer named Craig Morgan. This is kind of a big deal, but did Jelly overreact? What do you think? Cut number 11? And who would have ever dreamed back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then that I'd be back at the Opry house today to say, Jelly Roll.

[Bobby Brown]

You'Re officially invited to become a member.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of the Grand Ole Opry. It's an honor to say welcome to the family, brother. He wanted to play that for you when you're here. Oh, God. Stop.

[Bobby Brown]

Can I have a hug?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just stop. Can I have a hug?

[Bobby Brown]

Sure. Come here. Hug me.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's got a little Garth Brooks in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Him a little bit.

[Bobby Brown]

You know, I never. I. I just thought he was really into it, but I think you're right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I believe it's what could be his Chris Gaines name. Jelly Roll Kolachi.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's an overact.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't understand what a big deal is. Get invited to be the great old Aubrey. I'm just happy to get that kind of praise.

[Caller/Guest]

But I'm going to tell you something right now. If my wife goes up there with me and acts like a horror and I get kicked off the Grand Old.

[John Clay Wolf]

Opry, I'm on side the head. This is the Johnny Cash song is violent to Grand Opry, whose wife is a professional pornographer.

[Bobby Brown]

Stop it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that has face tattoos.

[Bobby Brown]

He does.

[J.D. Ryan]

I does. Is he that. Should he be in the GR O Opry?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't think so either. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy is really good.

[Bobby Brown]

I mean, just his music is really good. It really is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but he came from. I don't know. I don't think so. He was a hip hop artist. Yeah, a little bit of country, but.

[Bobby Brown]

Not hardcore country is going.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the story about the guy in the restaurant in the ice machine or the margarita mix, Whatever it was. Bobbo, do you want to do it?

[Bobby Brown]

Well, we have a. We have a Mexican restaurant story that is Santa, but Bob, which one he's.

[Michael Turley]

Talking about out in Baltimore. This. This is a true story. And I don't know why you guys like this so much, but.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, I do.

[Michael Turley]

Alan, Baltimore. Do you have the story there, J.D.

[Bobby Brown]

Sure, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baltimore county fire.

[Bobby Brown]

A county fire employee is being investigated.

[John Clay Wolf]

County fire. So he's a fireman for the county?

[Bobby Brown]

Correct. He's being investigated for allegedly touching himself in public places and multiple firehouses. So people have seen this? People have reported it, now they're investigating it. Here's a coup of the city councilman on the allegations they received from numerous firemen, firefighters and paramedics.

[John Clay Wolf]

From what they slap him, say, hey, dude, quit playing with yourself or get your ass out of here. Why do they have to go tell? Apparently punch him in the face and tell him to put his thing back in his pants if he's goofball, then get out of here. God.

[Bobby Brown]

Cut number 16, Mike.

[John Clay Wolf]

They obviously are very concerned about their own public health and safety.

[Caller/Guest]

I've been on the council for 15 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is probably the most disturbing series.

[Caller/Guest]

Of allegations I've ever heard. Never heard of anything like this.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I've dealt with more personnel issues.

[Caller/Guest]

More problems than you can imagine, and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing bizarre and as grotesque as this.

[Bobby Brown]

And they haven't named the guy yet, but they have gone. They've initiated a hazmat cleaning crew for lockers, kitchens, the bunk room, and they've replaced all the ice machines. You asked me to read it.

[J.D. Ryan]

So. Okay, so he was doing that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobby Brown]

Let's stop right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, like, if they did a 23andMe, then everybody would relate back to him on the DNA test. That's how they replaced nasty. You're a nasty person, JD Reading that.

[Michael Turley]

And this guy's not a paramedic. This guy's a fireman. Have you found the fireman? A little goofy Little.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you.

[Caller/Guest]

You.

[Michael Turley]

Have you been around firemen? Yeah, I've been around a few.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think they like the gig and they. It's a good lifestyle. You can have another gig also. They all stay in shape. No, I mean, they don't make a lot of money, but they can make a lot of money on. On their extra gig.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, goofy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't. I Don't find him as a little goofy.

[Michael Turley]

I didn't say they're goofy buttholes. I just said they're wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf. This is our show. Remember, go to jcwshow.com if you want to get the podcast for the live stream. If we lose you during this, because we're fixing to lose a couple of affiliates across the country because we're changing time zones, you go jcwshow.com you can watch us on YouTube live. Right there. There's live feed and there's also a live audio feed. And the podcast goes up about 4 o'. Clock. We'll be right back.

[Caller/Guest]

Here come that jerk again.

[Michael Turley]

When his co worker asked him about his sex life, he answered that he's having Social Security sex at home, which his friend had never heard of. His explanation? You know, I get a little each month. But not nearly enough to live on. His wife lost two family members this week when her uncle Pete drove his truck off a bridge and into the river. Pete was able to roll down the window and swam to safety, but his brothers who were riding in the back, unfortunately drowned. They just couldn't get the tailgate down. When he asked his wife, what would you do if I won the lottery? She admitted, I'd take half that money and leave your ass. To which he replied, that's fair enough. I hit 20 on a scratch off today. Here's your 10. Now get the F out. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty like tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[Caller/Guest]

Yo.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're back to the John Clay Wolf show taking over your radio every Saturday morning.

Hit him up.

[Caller/Guest]

800.

[John Clay Wolf]

800 radio. 1800. 800 radio. The John Clay Wolf Show. America's largest weekend morning show. Now, John Clay Wolf.

Turley, you're ahead of me. $375 for the year, for the season on our football bets.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You did take the hundred dollar bet that Manning would get benched before the season was over. You won that. Now I would like to make two more hundred dollar bets. What? Two more independent different hundred dollar bets. Bet number one for $100 is that Texas Tech goes to the final game.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm with you there, there. So that's not going to work. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then bet number two is that Texas Tech wins it. So.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, I won't do that. I don't think you're gonna win.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? George is gonna win.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. I don't have them winning it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that might be a push. So we got the.

[J.D. Ryan]

But I'm with you there, I think. Can you go against me there so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I believe. No, but go against me there and then you'll. Then you win it back on the other one.

[J.D. Ryan]

But I believe that too.

[John Clay Wolf]

But then, see, you'll go underwater. A hundred dollars for one week and then you'll get it right back and it'll just be. Be a big push and nobody will lose anything. I'll.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'll do this. I think A and M is going to lose the Miami. You want to do the 100 there?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Damn it.

[Michael Turley]

You think you're losing Miami?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. He doesn't think they're going to lose to Miami. Wait, wait, you do? Yeah, I'll do the 100 there. Okay. You think A and M is going to lose to Miami?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No way. Great. They've lost hundred dollars. Perfect.

[J.D. Ryan]

They've lost two coordinators.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's a lot of going on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know about the drama. So you're cheating again. That's fine.

[J.D. Ryan]

But.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'll take that. I'll take that. So. No, just heads up. Just straight up. Okay. So how are we doing? Let's blast her picture. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's go through the picks here since that game's. That's a. Next week's game, that A and E game.

[John Clay Wolf]

But this week it should be smu, not Miami. If. Smu. Yeah. Stupid blue to kill. Sorry. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

So this week there's not a lot of college games. We'll do two because one is playing Friday ou Alabama today. Army. Navy. That's always a big yes. Yeah. Is John a big fan of seamen? Jcw.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seamen?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, the seamen. The Navy. They're seamen.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm more of a pilot guy, really. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I know BJ Ryan is a big fan of. I'm sure. So I. John, you won last week. You were four and three.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you're up, you know, 125 bucks. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the last two weeks.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know. So you're only down 375. Army six and five. Navy's nine and two. They are seven and a half point favorites. Navy, it's in Baltimore. Who do you pick, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Navy. Because they fly airplanes also.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that why this reason? Okay, I agree. So we get to move the line. So since I agree, I get to push it here. Does Navy win by nine and a half?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, so now you have to buck me off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you're still there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I agree.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got to do halves at least.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ten and a half.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, I'll let you have that. It's kind of double digits. I've never seen a double digit.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is boring.

[Bobby Brown]

A Bob, pull that audio now. You gotta buck me off. Oh, you're still there.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. Next week, big college football playoff start.

[John Clay Wolf]

Great.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you going to pick OU over Alabama? The spread is pulling it up right now. And now this could change.

[John Clay Wolf]

I missed that Alabama one big time last week.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's not that blowout coming.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, one one. Really. I mean, we're picking this way ahead. But do you want to lock it in? The. Alabama's favored by a point and a half right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

So we have to lock that in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're picking Sooners.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'll let you have that. I think Alabama's going to beat Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's it for the college games. That was pretty easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's only one game next weekend.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that's Friday. Then we have Saturday games, which we.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do live on the show. Okay. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's actually some pretty good NFL games this week.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

9 4, Buffalo at 112 New England Patriots. New England is an underdog at home by a point and a half to Buffalo. This is at noon.

[John Clay Wolf]

New England, my pick. But.

[J.D. Ryan]

I agree. So I think New England does win this game, too. And you. You're also in the same. So we have to move the line. So does New England win by three and a half points? John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm gonna let you have that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was. I think it's gonna be closer than that. It's really close, but I'll let you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Packards nine nine three and one at the the Denver Broncos. 11 and two again.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the game of the weekend.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

When is that?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's at 3:30 Central on CBS.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the line? Is it a push or is it just a home field event?

[J.D. Ryan]

Again, the packers are a favor on the road. They're in Denver. They're favored by two and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Points, so they're giving them three. I mean, six. Really, because it's a home field. For those of y' all that don't know if it's a tie deal. The home field gets three, basically, is the cheat sheet on that. So I'm gonna go with the Broncos.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. I'm gonna. I think. I think the packers are rolling. I'm gonna take the packers on that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So let's do that for my hatred for the Packers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's an emotional chick.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bet The Lions, they're 8 and 5 at the 10 and 3 Rams. The Rams are favorited by six and a half points.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lions.

[J.D. Ryan]

Man. I agree too. So we move the line in the ass. Well, I'm not trying to be. So the Lions, do they win by four and a half? I'll set it at.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. I got to take that in the last game. And this is only interesting because of one reason. 8 and 5, Colts at the 10, 3 Seahawks. Grandpa Philip Rivers. You hear this story?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know anybody but he's 44 years old.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's a grandfather. He hasn't played in four years. And the Colts called him up because Daniel Jones is hurt. Their backup quarterback was hurt. He might still play.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not kidding you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop.

[J.D. Ryan]

They literally.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did they drug up a 44 year old grandpa to be starting quarterback or backup?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, he's going to be backup, but he could play because the. His. The other backup is hurt. So who knows how long he's going to play. Yes. Philip river, he was really good quarterback. Really good quarterback.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old's Tom Brady now? About that age?

[J.D. Ryan]

48.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

47 somewhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

How far did he go? When did he return?

[J.D. Ryan]

Six.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. So this would be. He's. He would be the oldest quarterback in the NFL right now because Aaron Rodgers is 42. So. Yeah, that's the only reason it's intriguing.

[Bobby Brown]

48.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was right. Okay. Yeah, 48. So who do you pick, John? The Colts? 8 and 3 or Seahawks? Yeah, I know it's at home. The spread is 11 and a half. I didn't tell you that part.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'll.

[Caller/Guest]

I'll hold.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you still think that Seattle wins by 11 and a half?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. They're favored that much?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I do not remember.

[J.D. Ryan]

A 44 year old quarterback that was on the couch is probably going to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be playing, but he's not playing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Their, their backup, Riley doesn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, hang on, I'm confused. Who's starting the game and why would the guy come in if he gets hurt?

[J.D. Ryan]

Riley Leonard was hurt. He's gonna play. He's gonna start him. But they don't know how long. Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a cripple.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Racehorse. So we're betting on a horse that's got a bad hoof.

[J.D. Ryan]

Correct. And that grandpa Philip Rivers.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm called him up. I'm going for it. That, that's fine.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you'll take them? They're gonna win by 11 and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, that's Seattle. No.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you don't think it will.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's Rivers going with? Is he on the.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's on Colts cold. He's on the Colts.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna flip it. I'm gonna go Colts now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. You think that they won't. Okay, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, So I got 11 and a half of grandpa juice.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think Seattle wins this one too big. I mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if you're.

[J.D. Ryan]

That.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need a big story.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

In, In. In the. The comeback Seabiscuit story of old Grandpa Rivers. I think that the NFL will rig it where that happens so it gets everybody talking. Wow.

[Michael Turley]

Well, we Love it. Flocko. 10 weeks ago. You know, we love it when that happens, man. Especially Philip Ruse has been out for a while.

[J.D. Ryan]

Four years. He hasn't done anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's been coaching Old Man River.

[Michael Turley]

Back to the Bolts.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, let's keep. We gotta go.

[Michael Turley]

Speaking of the bolts, we got some.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of the lightning round. I've got to get cars called in right now that want to sell their car at 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. Call in, give me year, make, model, miles, average, rougher, clean, and I will put a number on your car. And a quick offer that's backed up by America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com Good morning, Klos. Good morning. LA. San Diego. Give me the VIN has four offices in Los Angeles, in Orange county, we have one office in San Diego. We've got an office in Las Vegas. All you West Coasters just joining us, thank you. And call in with your cars. 800, 800. Yeah, Houston, Dallas, of course, everybody, KC, Denver. We'll be right back. Selling your car is so easy. GiveMeThe Vin.com is simple, fast, A plus rated by the Better Business Bureau and has thousands of Google reviews. Enter your VIN or license plate number, a couple of pics and prepare to be impressed. You'll always get the best offer on your vehicle because if they can't beat your CarMax offer, they'll pay you a hundred dollars. Click givemethevin.com and get your check on the spot from America's best car buyer.

[Michael Turley]

Sell us your car, givemethevin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now, 1-800-800-radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

John, in South Texas, your Son is a graduate of Annapolis, Maryland. It is seaman, not midshipman. Is that what you say?

[Caller/Guest]

No, it's actually mid shipment, not semen. And yeah, when you're in enlist, when you enlist into the navy as just regular navy, you're called a sailor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha. Adam in California.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

64 Impala SS restored air ride hard top wants 55,000. Did I have a fella that went and looked at this car last week?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you show it to anybody in the past two weeks? Because a listener of the show emailed me and I told. He told me about one that was listed and he went and looked at it and we passed. It was 50 grand.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, right on. Oh yeah. I know it wasn't mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do me this favor. Go to gmtvcc.com which is give me the VIN classic collector. Load that up and. Okay, let's work on these older cars like this. I mean there's so many questions. There's so it's all about the details, right? I mean the swing on this thing. Yeah, it could be 40 grand depending on what engine is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Caller/Guest]

So the original 327.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

The super sport.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Let's take a look. Thank you very much. Carry in Dallas. 01 Ram half ton. 267,000 miles on a 25 year old truck, but only 85,000 miles on the new motor. Two wheel drive, extended cab. It's a bargain today for $5,000.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, Bubba. Yeah, it does have a custom grill on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I made it myself. All right, so is it like one of those Mexican F150 Navigators where they chop the front off and put a navigator front end on it? So did you like make a Rolls Royce Dodge out of it? Nah, bubba, it's original Dodge front end.

[Caller/Guest]

What I did is I took the grill off and then I took some of that expanded metal and I made it customized so it fits.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you should have done is when you took the grill off, that had been your first part of your repair. Take the grill off and put it in the dumpster and then take the fender off and put it in the dumpster. You could have loaded that whole some bitch in the dumpster and then just sold it for metal. All right, we'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolfe by cars and radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the VIN.com. this is. Give me the VIN.

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Get a haircut, Buttercup.

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[Caller/Guest]

I will not freebase cocaine while I'm driving. Oh, if I'm riding in a motor vehicle, I will do a little bit. I'll do a little. I won't do it while I'm driving. If I'm behind the wheel of a vehicle, I will not free base cocaine. I'll tell you that right now. I won't freebase cocaine. I won't do it. Well, I'll tell you what, if like traffic stops or something and if it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Serious, you know, if you're gonna be.

[Caller/Guest]

There a while, I'll get out the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pipe and I'll base a little bit.

Let's get back to the John Clay Wolf Show. If it's more you crave, check out jcwshow.com podcast replays, Twitch socials, livestream, and check out the GMTV Garage YouTube channel.

My inner rapper is coming out. If you're looking at the stream, the web stream, you see that I've transformed during the break.

[J.D. Ryan]

Chat room has to guess who he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guess who I am.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go to the JCW show, right?

[Bobby Brown]

So freaky.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's pretty weird.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

It looks even better on the stream.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it looks pretty damn real in. In person.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I've transformed my face. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. It's very hard to read with this thing on. Yeah, it's a Shasta. It has nothing to do with like reading or literacy with the person that I'm impersonating right now. Give me something, boss.

[Bobby Brown]

Okay. I don't know where to start. You know, doing the news, doing the reporting. It can be weird sometimes because you're on location, weird things can happen. Cars can pull behind you. You've seen car accidents happen behind reporters. Well, the BBC's Middle east correspondent, Quentin Somerville was taping a report on the major drug disposal pile that was on fire behind him. They were burning all the drugs and he was doing the big stand up report. And apparently he wound up getting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yo, yo, yo. Why y' all gotta start talking about drugs and stuff while I'm here?

[Bobby Brown]

I don't know, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, what's your problem? You're racist.

[Bobby Brown]

He got a little too close to the fumes as John has apparently while he was doing his report. Here's guy number three.

[Caller/Guest]

Burning behind me is eight and a half tons of heroin, opium, hashish and other narcotics.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on there, let's go. Other Guy Stone.

[Bobby Brown]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

He got a whiff.

[Caller/Guest]

Burning behind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Quick, quick, quick, quick. We just need one more. Hey, do y' all remember that Saudi Arabian Typhoon car they called in about a month ago? Yes. And he wanted like 60 grand for it. And I was like, you're crazy. What's a Saudi Arabia packaged? Was it Typhoon or Cyclone? Cyclone. It's a little hot rod truck. We bought it. I gave all that money for it. Oh, boy. I did some more investigation and he's right. And there were very limited production of them and they're a little different and they're super rare. And I've got one selling Wednesday at that one. Selling Wednesday in our lane at Mannheim, Dallas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can the public buy that?

[John Clay Wolf]

You can go to gmt, go to. Give me the vendor garage and the run list is there for next Wednesday. And you. It's a dealer only sale, but if you just grab a dealer friend and offer to pay him some money to bid on your behalf, he can do it from a computer screen. You can stand there with him while he's bidding. So it all works. It was so damn funny. I can't look at you.

[Bobby Brown]

Can't look at you, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

You turn to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Don't. What? I mean, because you got the glasses.

[J.D. Ryan]

On now and those eyes are really popping right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. Yes.

[Bobby Brown]

Go to jcwshow.com and see what John looks like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has anybody guessed who I am yet?

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's look at the chat room. Let's see here.

[Bobby Brown]

Sharon moore.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was 850aminute ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's not. Not the coach from Michigan.

[John Clay Wolf]

The former coach of Michigan. I like white girls that work for me. I give them raises. I go over after practice and lay that pipe.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah, we got a. We got a couple people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Only in Michigan, they've nailed it. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

One Armed bandit was the first one. Tupac and then Crazy V Real also said Tupac. There's other guesses in here. Grandmaster Flash and what the Fudge.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not. I have on a sheisty mask which I told my son he's never allowed to wear because I didn't want him to get shot.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Going around spooking people in their neighborhood.

[Bobby Brown]

Stop looking over here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it really weird?

[Bobby Brown]

Freaking me out.

[John Clay Wolf]

The eyes are jcwshow.com and click the thing. You can see how much you can transform with one of these. You need to pull your nose up those lips, man.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, just point of the. There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that better?

[Michael Turley]

Yes. Oh, yeah. Now he looks real. Look at that. Look at that.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, yeah, that does look real boy. Except he's not blinking.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the other part.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's weird. Yeah, you should. You should.

[Michael Turley]

Does your wife ever go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yo, you know what? I'm getting my wife for Christmas. What do you want, man?

[Michael Turley]

Does your wife ever go to bed before you do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Card and a half smoked joint.

[Michael Turley]

Does your wife ever go to bed before you do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does she what?

[Michael Turley]

Does she ever go to bed before you do?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Sometime you ought to wait for her to go to bed and just sneak in there with that on.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, dude. Yeah, Good way to get punched her.

[John Clay Wolf]

She didn't have that look.

[Michael Turley]

Just talking that voice. Hey, baby, you trying to go to sleep?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yo, baby, she doesn't have that look.

[Bobby Brown]

No, she doesn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

That.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I get where you're going.

[Michael Turley]

No, no, but she. She'll. She'll have that freak out if you'll do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, probably get the hell beat out of me. That's not what I need during the Christmas holiday.

[Bobby Brown]

I'm trying to puss.

[Michael Turley]

That's what I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anything else?

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, yeah, we have other things.

[Michael Turley]

That's what that means.

[Bobby Brown]

It's kind of a field.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. ryan, if you're gonna be in this band, when I give you a signal, like lean your way kind of. You ever seen the Spinners or the Commodores? They lean to the other guy and that's a trigger to pick it up. Hom.

[Bobby Brown]

Well, I can't know what. What you're doing now with that mask. How do I know?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's like hit it, dog.

[Michael Turley]

You better do what buddy Rich say.

[Bobby Brown]

He's pointing at me. I know. We may have a.

[Michael Turley]

Get off my bus.

[Bobby Brown]

Here's a feel good story. How about this? During a recent episode of the Osborne's podcast, Sharon became very emotional. She shared a heartfelt voicemail from a certain person. You'll know who it is. It's Donald Trump. Actually called after Ozzy died. Cut number five, Mike.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, should we. Should we play the voicemail?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not saying who it's from. Everyone. Everyone will. Donald Trump and I just wanted to wish you the best. Ozzy was amazing.

[Michael Turley]

He was an amazing guy.

[Caller/Guest]

I met him a few times and.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to tell you he was.

[Caller/Guest]

Unique in every way and talented.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I just wanted to wish you the best.

[Caller/Guest]

And it's a tough thing. I know how close you were and whatever I can do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take care of yourself.

[Caller/Guest]

Say hello to the family.

[Bobby Brown]

Thanks.

[Caller/Guest]

Bye. All I know is he's treated me with respect. Your father, with respect. He wanted nothing from us. Melania. The same. Nothing. And for him to take his time to do that for us. President Trump and Melania. Thank you. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

So it was a voice message.

[Bobby Brown]

Voicemail. After Rousey died, he called and just left him a message.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't think it's AI?

[Bobby Brown]

They don't pick up the phone, apparently, when the President calls. God, you're so cynical, dude. What?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's an easy thing for him to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I had to listen. I had a listener email us this week and said that those crazy calls from Florida. The lawyer lady. Yeah. Were AI. It wasn't real. I don't believe. I think he's wrong.

[Bobby Brown]

I think he's wrong.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know. If you could do a phone like.

[Bobby Brown]

That would be really tough to do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

I mean, well, she was too fluid, and she continued the conversation with us.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you.

[Michael Turley]

If you actually put that together and planned it out and had some kind of a reactive. Because they can do that, right? They have AI characters doing talk shows together now.

[Bobby Brown]

Sure.

[Michael Turley]

They react in a human fashion almost instant. I don't think it was because she sounded so flawed, like a human.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was the Santa's Santa story with the guy? The Mexican joint?

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, God, this story, it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

You inspired me.

[Bobby Brown]

I'll put my little Santa hat back on. A guy named Robert Celand, he was all set for with his job playing Santa in a little Mexican restaurant in Washington. You know the guys that pop up this time of year to play Santa Claus? Well, you know, probably most of them are doctors and lawyers. They may have a little history. He found out. His history was he murdered his wife back in 2011. Now, here's the sister of the murder victim and the owner of Taquita, Al Carbon, who initially hired the guy. The killer? Santa can say people aren't aware.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here's a perfect example.

[Bobby Brown]

They're not aware.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't blame them at all. I couldn't imagine a child sitting on a murderer's lap.

[Bobby Brown]

I would not want that for my child.

[Caller/Guest]

And we totally agree with that. I mean, we didn't know his past. On behalf of my parents, who run this establishment, they just want to apologize for any misconceptions. We've basically told them to not come around.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, don't come around.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said.

[Michael Turley]

Next. Damn it.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is not the dmv. All right, moving along.

[Caller/Guest]

How'd you get sick?

[Michael Turley]

I loved a woman who wasn't clean.

[Caller/Guest]

Mrs. Santa.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was her sister. You are really Santa, right? No, I'm an accountant.

[Michael Turley]

Marcus, get this kid out of Here.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's freaking me out.

[Bobby Brown]

I love that movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love that movie.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's basically his Landman character.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah. He really plays the same thing in.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of them. Warren and Carrollton. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, this is me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 45, 000 mile. 2020 Toyota Camry. Is it a V6?

[Caller/Guest]

Actually, I'm sitting in it. It's 46, 6, 37.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. That really matters. And it says you want 30, 000 for it. Is that right?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I was just trying to see if I get a decent offer. Toyota keeps wanting to buy this thing back from me. I bought it for Toyota of Dallas, and I bought it four years ago. And when I bought it, it had 28, 6. 64 on it. And this is the XSE. Have you been drinking red and black? Well, yeah, I always drink on Saturday mornings when I listen to you because.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can hear it, all right? I can smell it. So I think it's a 23, 000. I think it's a 23, 000 car. And I think Toyota, Dallas, they do that. All the Toyota. Everybody does. The car dealers, they say, we want your car. We want your car. So you'll come in and trade it in and then sell you a new one. It's part of the shtick.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, that's exactly why. Yeah, they're wearing me out. But I was just kind of sitting here thinking, and I listen. I listen to you every Saturday morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry for that. I'll pay you later.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. All right, 23,000. Go to givemetheven.com. wow. I bet it's got a bad carfax.

[J.D. Ryan]

You think?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I do. I think he's had a dent. I think he's had a whiskey dent. Yeah. So minor carfax, regular carfax. And then there's frame airbag deployed, which normally goes along with frame damage. And I think he might have a frame damage. Bad carfax. And in that case, we'd have to bid it for probably 18, 5. It changes things when they've been damaged.

[Michael Turley]

Damaged.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. My name is John Clay Wolf, impersonating Tupac Shakur today on video. And I'll be right back with more of the John Clay Wolf show right here.

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, taking over your race radio every Saturday morning.

This is her best song for sure. Who sang it the first time?

[Michael Turley]

Tommy's Sean. Tommy and the Shondell.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year? Like, 60s or 78.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

When was Buddy Rich alive in playing.

[Bobby Brown]

I'm the same time that Johnny Carson show throughout the the 70s.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I was talking to Nugent. He was talking about how hard he is on the band and they are on him to make everything tight. Do you remember when he brought that up last week? By the way, Ted Nugent is playing tonight at the Rattlesnake Roadhouse in Walnut Springs. If you want to come to that, there are still tickets available and I would highly suggest getting a dinner reservation at Bosque Cantina across the street. Come early and then you can do both. And since it's only going to be 65 degrees outside, I bet we can open up the back patio, the Bosque Cantina, and serve more people. I know we brought in some more staff to serve that because it'll be a busy night.

[Michael Turley]

Beautiful out there. I don't. I think I've had a chance to tell you. I had dinner with some folks out there a few weeks ago. They came in. Outstanding. Outstanding.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's good that Bosque Cantina food is over the top. Great.

[Michael Turley]

The heaters are great. Yeah. What's the dessert? We had the tres leggy cake.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So Buddy Rich, did you get some audio of him banging on his band?

[Bobby Brown]

We do have that audio. It's mean, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobby Brown]

They said he was legendary for getting on the as soon as the show was over. Like, if we did something wrong today, the second the show's over, you would.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just scream, y' all think I'm Ben Taylor. Let's listen to him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Which clip is this cut?

[John Clay Wolf]

Jesus. I don't have it.

[Michael Turley]

I don't think we have a cut of this.

[Bobby Brown]

Like I heard it earlier.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me tell y' all something.

[Michael Turley]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna be professionals in my show. You better get your crap together and quit leaving and hanging out. I mean, you go, bam, bam, bam, cut 13. Bam, bam, bam, cut 7.

[Caller/Guest]

J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'Ve been doing this for 35 years. Can you not get it together?

[Bobby Brown]

Hey, you know, it's funny you say cut 13. Here's my personal feel good story of the week. Kenny Chesney was has just shared that Jimmy Buffett made it on stage to the Rock and Roll hall of Fame induction. How did Jimmy. Because he was dead. How did he make it? Find out here on cut 13.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were backstage. We were sitting back there warming up, trying to, you know, figure out our parts and stuff. So. And Mac comes up to me and he goes, look at this. And it was a small urn and he had Jimmy's ashes in his coat pocket. Jimmy's ashes were in Mac McInally's coat pocket on stage with us as he was getting inducted into the Rock and Roll hall of Fame. His daughter Savannah gave it to him. So even after he passed, Jimmy found a way to join the party.

[Michael Turley]

That's awesome.

[Bobby Brown]

That's pretty cool thing.

[Michael Turley]

You remember the Eagles going to the Rock and Roll hall of Fame and they were inducted by Jimmy Buffett.

[Bobby Brown]

Yep.

[Michael Turley]

And he comes up and the first thing he says is, I've been opening for this goddamn band for 30 years.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, Jimmy was too.

[Michael Turley]

Dude, he's still getting. He's still getting a little.

[Bobby Brown]

He's still the one people that have died, you know, artists come and go and they die. He's the only one I really miss because I think he died with music left in it. I really do.

[John Clay Wolf]

The guitar that the prisoner sent us, the parrot guitar, six string from prison. That's a Jimmy Buffett Tributes.

[Bobby Brown]

The best present we've ever made for Jimmy Buffett. But when he died, he gave it to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I did not know.

[Bobby Brown]

That is the true story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I appreciate that, Mr. Prisoner.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you think he had more music in him?

[Bobby Brown]

Absolutely. He had Bubbles up, which came out a few months before he died. He was still doing shows up until.

[J.D. Ryan]

A few weeks before Bama Breeze, 2006. 78 8. Maybe that wasn't that his last hit.

[Bobby Brown]

No, Bubbles up came out. Came out three months before he died.

[Michael Turley]

Paul McCartney played bass on that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now, what's a hit? Is it. Was it on radio? Because I've never heard.

[Bobby Brown]

Well, again, Jimmy Buffet hasn't been played on radio since Volcano.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, this song was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are there any Asians? Most Asians in the NFL.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's why Jimmy Hayden radio, the kicker that missed the ball the other day. Yeah. What is Jimmy Hayden?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do we go?

[Bobby Brown]

Left turn.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just had a thought. I just want to share with everybody.

[Bobby Brown]

Dale into the wall.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is this thought? John, we'd like to hear your. Finish your thought, please.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just. It's just that that was it.

[Michael Turley]

Of the Giants.

[Bobby Brown]

We're all talking about Jimmy Buffett meals.

[Michael Turley]

Haven't we got a cut of Young Coast?

[Bobby Brown]

Hey, hey, hey, Turley. Why is broccoli green? I mean, I just wondered.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was so out of nowhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you ever tell you about the time that my dad took strippers to the rodeo and I was driving my grandma's rolls and I was the driver?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, we're getting a brain scan on you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

What now?

[Michael Turley]

Yes, you have great story.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's an odd moment in my life. So my dad, My grandmother had a Rolls, and he said, hey, do you want to drive? Took me to the rodeo tonight. And he had two gals that he met at the strip club. They're pretty shiny. And that were the dates. So I. So he had one, and then it looked like I had one because we went together and I was the driver and I had a girlfriend at the time. And at the Fort Worth Rodeo, it's kind of like a New Orleans Marty Gro kind of thing. There's a lot of people there, you know? And I was like, this is gonna be a problem.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, this doesn't look good.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I mean, it didn't look good, but it didn't look good on me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Obvious looking strippers.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, not at all. No. But I was just thinking about dead people in their ashes. And we buried dad's ashes down by the pond and just got a headstone. And it made me think of that moment.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, where the Asians come in at, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got.

[Michael Turley]

You got the headstone up.

[John Clay Wolf]

One of them was Asian.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, there we go. Everybody's tied in now.

[Michael Turley]

That's not tied in at all. Charlie, you got the headstone up. You got the headstone up. Did you get the headstone up?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's going to be a flat one.

[Michael Turley]

I got to go down and see that.

[John Clay Wolf]

My brother. It's not even. We just ordered it. My brother wrote it, and then, you know, I offered to pay for it and. And he wrote like a paragraph.

[Bobby Brown]

Paragraph.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm like, they charge by the letter.

[Bobby Brown]

Yes, they do.

[John Clay Wolf]

So let's trim this down.

[Bobby Brown]

I mean, he's been short and sweet.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that your brother gigging you again?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. I just. I just think he's an interest. Everybody's interesting cat in my family. Everybody's an interesting cat. My Uncle Bob's an interesting cat. Uncle George, interesting cat.

[Bobby Brown]

Did you guys get together?

[John Clay Wolf]

Rest in peace. Uncle John, he just passed away from dementia. Alzheimer's. My mom do. What?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, I'm just gonna ask if your family gets together for Christmas at any time.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's not a problem at all. But is there a hard date? No, my Ferguson side, more so. The. My Uncle Wolf died. Hell, he died at like 58 too. He drank too much Crown Royal and his heart detached like one of the main orders. And he wasn't like a slobber drunk on the road. I mean, he had a business. He was a. He was a well to do guy and had a lot Going on. But he had a Styrofoam with Crown Royal that started at 2, and he did that for 15 years. And he just. His aorta just detached one day and he died. Does that happen?

[Bobby Brown]

Yep, absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it make your vessels weak or something?

[Bobby Brown]

Yes. It makes everything in your body weak, including. Yeah, your blood is thinner and your organs fail. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then my dad passed away at like 75. My mom passed away at 58. My sister passed away at 21. Merry Christmas, everybody. I was gonna say I didn't mean.

[Bobby Brown]

To go down that road. Sometimes at Christmas, people get together and they have family drama. I'm so sorry to bring you out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it just made them depressed there.

[Bobby Brown]

Hey, did you guys know what Metallica is helping young people learn trades?

[John Clay Wolf]

I told you. I saw my mother's first cousin last night at a rattlesnake and it freaked me out. When I walked by and I. She looked like my mom.

[Bobby Brown]

Your mom, For a moment.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I had no idea she was going to be there. Ted Nugent's playing tonight. I was like, what are you doing here for a Ted Nugent concert? This is a classy lady. She's not a rocker and she's like, well, my husband wanted to come. Like, this is gonna be really loud. And you probably want to come with me and sit upstairs because you're going to get blown out. It's going to blow your hair off. But no, they stand there and took it.

[Bobby Brown]

Pretty cool. Pretty cool. You family. Anyway, CBS Sunday Morning did a feature on James Hetfield of Metallica, and there he's helping kids get into trade schools. Instead of following your dreams and doing music, get into trade schools. Cut number four.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many dogs have you had die on your. On your watch? 4.

[Michael Turley]

God Almighty. It's like a stream of consciousness.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead.

[Michael Turley]

That Adderall is a hell of a drug.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not everyone is built for college and.

[Michael Turley]

Not everyone needs college.

[J.D. Ryan]

Amen.

[Michael Turley]

It was built was very evident during.

[John Clay Wolf]

COVID when we weren't able to go.

[Michael Turley]

Out and do our thing. Entertainment service went.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the plumber, the electrician, the truck.

[Michael Turley]

Driver, the people that needed to help keep America running were there and thank God for them.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need college so you learn how to make millionaires noises, dumbass. You know, my son, I did not realize when he talked me into going to school in London, he was skipping college. He went straight to law school. I am not joking. I just realized this a week ago. You do that, I guess you jump to Europe and do it. He went to high school, great grades, hard school, and he's in law school in King's College London. He's not taking any math, he's not taking any accounting. He's in law school as a 19 year old.

[Bobby Brown]

Can you get out and be a lawyer?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he comes back over here and he does two more years and he's a US Lawyer. I was just saying like, dude, you skipped all your accounting classes, your finance classes, your statistics classes. You need that to be a business guy.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's like, well, I don't know when I'm going to fit that in.

[Bobby Brown]

He's going to get out.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's straight in law school. He's 19 years old in law school. Every single class he has in college and law school, I'm like, how old are the people in your school? Well, there's a 35 year old guy, there's 27. He's a like, why didn't you tell me you were going to law school? Why didn't I know he was going to law school? I'm the dad.

[Bobby Brown]

I thought they were pre law.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought it was too, but it's not.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

We will see you next week. Thank you so much for tuning in. My name is John Clay Wolf. Over and out. Give me the vin.com America's Best Car buyer and Gordon Boswell flowers around the corner or across the country. Gordon Blower Gordon Boswell is your hookup. JCW Show.com is where you can click through to Gordon Boswell or give me the vin or the YouTube channel or any of that crap or merchandise if you want the stupid hat I'm wearing. We're actually selling a few. I finally designed a hat that people finally want.

[Michael Turley]

The John Clay Wolf show has been a presentation of givemetheven.com from the Westwood One radio network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, see can destroy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Locker out.