#537 John Clay Wolfe Show 01.10.26

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #537 (01.10.26) – Summary

Episode Overview

John Clay Wolfe and his crew kick off the new year with their signature blend of irreverent humor and candid conversation. The episode covers a wide array of topics – from bizarre personal stories and classic “relationships gone wrong” tales, to headline news and car talk. Listeners are treated to an uncensored take on real life, packaged with car-buying tips, colorful anecdotes, unfiltered listener calls, and the show’s familiar barroom banter. As always, cars, sports, sex, drugs, and rock & roll are all fair game.

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Holiday Recap, Bizarre News, and Taco Bell Antics

• Taco Bell Story: Michael Turley shares a shocking headline about an Idaho man caught attempting to abduct an 11-year-old girl from a Taco Bell, only to be thwarted when the girl kicks him “in the business.” This launches the crew into the first of many sidetracks.
  • Memorable Quote:
    “Mike, you have been kicked in the testicles.” – John Clay Wolfe (01:35)
  • Insight: The guys agree that self-defense is crucial and praise the girl's quick thinking.

2. Fake Pregnancies & “The Waiting Game”

• Pregnancy Fakes: John, Michael Turley, and Bobbo air out old wounds about women who have faked pregnancies to manipulate relationships.
  • Quotes & Moments:
    • “Have you ever had a girl fake a pregnancy on you?” – John Clay Wolfe (01:50)
    • Michael Turley and Bobbo both admit to the experience, sharing how these emotional manipulations linger.
    • John: “The suspense lasted 7 to 10 days. Then she just said, 'I don’t want to talk about it anymore.'” (03:30)
    • John’s story about securing Planned Parenthood paperwork and having his uncle verify its authenticity brings laughter and disbelief.
    • Takeaway: Authenticity and communication are key, but so is keeping your guard up.

3. Listener Call-ins: Relationship & Wild Car Stories

• Jason in Odessa: Shares an intimate and offbeat story about a romantic encounter with a lasting outcome—a daughter.
  • Quote: “We had a daughter a year later.” (07:43)
• Kyle McKinney, Matt in Houston, and More: Listeners call in with stories of fake pregnancy scares, betrayal at parties, and schemes involving extortion and group “comparisons.”

4. Designated Driver Rant (~13:39)

• John lampoons the concept of being a designated driver, highlighting the absurdity of being invited along to remain sober and shuttle friends around:
  • Quote: “Here’s the idea: we want to go out and drink... and we were hoping you’d come—with us and not drink. How’s that sound to you?” (13:45)

5. News & Politics: Venezuela Oil and Global Maneuvering

• Recap of U.S. actions in Venezuela, summarizing the recent high-profile seizure of an oil tanker and arrest of the Venezuelan president. The crew debates geopolitics, American interests, and oil economics.
  • Michael Turley: “We exercised an arrest warrant. The Biden administration had issued an arrest warrant...” (19:38)
  • Insights into Venezuela’s “ugly, nasty, stinky” crude and the necessity of blending for refined products.
  • Key Listener Contribution: Jeremiah from Tampa Bay clarifies how U.S. influence in Venezuela supports the dollar and counters Russian/Chinese energy interests. (27:07)

6. Rock & Roll and Pop Culture Watercooler

• Matthew McConaughey & Woody Harrelson: Segment on celebrity weed tolerance leading to McConaughey’s hilarious description of falling out of a tree while stoned. (78:37)
• Barbecue Sticker Shock: John and Pre K swap stories about spending outrageous amounts on barbecue at the renowned Terry Black’s BBQ, triggering a group confession on modern “luxury barbecue” pricing.
  • Quote: “We sold a whole done Weber’s brisket...for $150...If you bought a brisket at this place, it'd be $2,000!” – John (95:47)
• Viagra Multivitamins & Dietary Guidelines: The gang riffs on Dr. Oz’s recent comments blending alcohol, blue zones, and the notion of Viagra as a “wellness supplement.” (17:21)

7. Car Buying Segment & Advice

• John responds to listener questions about vehicle depreciation, especially with four- and six-cylinder trucks.
  • Quote: “We lose money on four cylinder half ton trucks so often it’s almost to the point I put a no-buy on them...” (51:03)
• Real-time vehicle appraisals, discussions of classic cars, and behind-the-scenes tales from the high-stakes world of bulk car buying.

8. YouTube & Social Media Feedback

• The show’s viral car-chasing YouTube series is discussed, with special attention to audience reactions (often criticizing John’s “car salesman” negotiation style or physical treatment of classic vehicles):
  • Quote: “Everyone wants a car salesman that’s all nicey... That’s not what we’re doing. We’re doing bulk cattle buying.” – John (47:08)
• Listener calls, including would-be buyers and brokers, prompt John to explain how his team distinguishes and closes “package” deals.

9. Humor, Outrage, and Listener Mail

• The show reads “just lost a listener” emails, responding bluntly to accusations of sexism/racism and defending the show’s “locker room” ethos.
  • Quote: “This is a locker room talk show. 20 years of it, to be exact.” – John (72:37)
• Comedy bit: Chris Rock’s rules for avoiding trouble with police (32:33–34:22)
• The “Truth” Call-in Segment: Listeners sound off rapid-fire with their own “truths,” ranging from predictions about silver prices to commentary on family, sports, and politics (141:16–149:00).

10. Classic JCW Show Banter – Closing Segments

• John pitches an impromptu “Cars & Quesadillas” cruise at the Bosque Cantina, only possible because he broke his foot (“If you want to join me, come to Walnut Springs... we’ll do cars and quesadillas and then we’ll go” – 116:13).
• Mail from Jail: Odd requests from former incarcerated listeners, including a man asking John to buy him a new motor for his pickup (107:29).
• Crew musings on DIY injury management, joy of beating young people at sports, and “philosophy” on quitting while ahead.

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• On Getting Out of Troublesome Calls:
  “If you’re not a liar, I’m a buyer.” – John (09:30)
• On Classic Car Sellers Getting Cold Feet:
  “Have you not watched any of these videos? They’re all like that. ‘I want to sell, I want to sell—oh, no, no, no, I can’t do that!’” – Pre K (38:51)
• On Show’s Audience:
  “I’m a sorry I offended you. I was shocked and disappointed... This is a locker room talk show.” – John (72:45)
• On Pricing Barbecue:
  “It was $71. Do you know what those two ribs cost? Twenty-one for two ribs.” – John (93:42)
• Truth Call:
  “The truth is: no matter how hot she is, someone’s tired of banging her.” – Caller (146:13)
• Car Advice:
  “Is it in your world, is that truck worth less to you two or three years down the road than if it had a V8? ...They’re that bad.” – John (50:51)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• Opening Banter & News: 00:51 – 03:26
• Pregnancy Fakes/Wild Relationship Stories: 01:50 – 06:48
• Car Talk First Segment: 09:44 – 13:29
• Barbecue Sticker Shock: 91:17 – 97:15
• Viagra/Dr. Oz/Alcohol Riff: 17:01 – 18:47
• Venezuela Oil Deep Dive: 19:00 – 23:47
• Live Car Appraisals (Lightning Rounds): 50:05 – 54:13; 86:40 – 89:39; 125:49 – 129:38
• YouTube/Feedback Discussion: 43:24 – 48:18
• "Truth" Lightning Round: 141:16 – 148:55

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Episode Tone & Style

Casual, brash, and unapologetically male—occasionally crossing boundaries, always returning to self-deprecating humor and honest dialogue. Listener calls are welcomed and often unfiltered, with the hosts riffing on audience feedback and confronting criticism head-on.

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Final Thoughts

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show perfectly encapsulates its enduring appeal: quick-witted exchanges, taboo stories told without shame, actionable car-buying insight, and a camaraderie that listeners feel invited to join. Whether you tune in for the automotive know-how or the wild banter, this episode has something to make you laugh, cringe, ponder, or blow up the phone lines.

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Listen, laugh, and check your insecurities at the door—you’re in Wolfe-packer territory now.

Transcript

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[Bobbo]

Must be Saturday morning. Here we are on the John Clay Wolf Show. Trunk Bobbo.

[Michael Turley]

Good morning, Bobbo. How you doing?

[Bobbo]

Eddie Ryan give this way over the holidays.

[Michael Turley]

You did right?

[Bobbo]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[Bobbo]

I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

He was not eating at the Taco Bell. I got a story about taco bell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

31 year old Idaho man was arrested in Washington. This is serious now. He tried to abduct an 11 year old girl. He did not get her and the girl learned to defend herself. Listen how. Jerson Hartman of Twin Falls. Charged with attempted kidnapping, possession of a controlled substance and robbery. By the way, if you're wondering how the young lady got away, she kicked him in business. Kick them cut number three.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike, you have been kicked in the testicles.

[Bobbo]

That'll do it.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Well, good for her. Jesus.

[Michael Turley]

To do that. And Sherry, she actually did it. So.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever had a girl fake a pregnancy on you?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. How did it go?

[Michael Turley]

God, I don't even know if I want to go down this road. I just said dirt road.

[Bobbo]

It really is.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is why we're here this morning.

[Michael Turley]

Where did you. Where'd you come up with this? Why? Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

It just hit me that when this girl tried to fake pregnancy on me.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, recently?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, 20 years ago.

[Michael Turley]

Kidding. Of course. Yeah. Mine was a long, long time ago. And. And then you wonder. I still to this day wonder why she did it. What was the point? You wanted me to marry you. Was that where we were going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I guess. You think so?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like. But like what did she do?

[Michael Turley]

She said she was pregnant and she was.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm pregnant. Okay.

[Bobbo]

Pretty.

[John Clay Wolf]

So show me the I'm gonna go.

[Michael Turley]

Basically she said, I'm gonna go get it taken care of. And I said, that's. Wait, stop. Let's talk this through. I love you click. Oh, now we're gonna play this game. Hang up and not talk to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. And Then it got. I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Michael Turley]

None of your business. Well, clearly it is.

[Bobbo]

I don't think I've had that. But I think I have played what we used to call the waiting game.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, the waiting game, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, yeah, I mean, that's happened, but.

[Bobbo]

That might have been real.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I missed my period.

[Bobbo]

I'm a little late, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I know. It's. The traffic was a.

[Michael Turley]

And eventually this, in my situation just resolved itself.

[Bobbo]

She just.

[Michael Turley]

Nothing ever happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you guys have ever had a pregnancy faked on you that you've got a good story, I might listen to it if you call 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So when she. And that includes you, Mississippi. There's a lot. Good morning, Mississippi.

[Michael Turley]

So, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did it. How long did it go?

[Michael Turley]

The suspense. The suspense lasted seven to 10 days. And then she just said, I don't want to talk about it anymore. I know that. I know she didn't go take. I know she didn't go take care of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you will like go to Oklahoma.

[Michael Turley]

I. You know, that time you can do it in Texas. I know that didn't happen. So that my. I'm left to assume it was just a fake.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about you, Bob? Yeah, same.

[Bobbo]

I mean, I. You know, we've only had things when I was. When I was dating teens, early 20s.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, back when you were dating teens?

[Bobbo]

No, no, when I was. When I was a teenager in early twenties, I sat seven feet away from an AM transmitter for about.

[John Clay Wolf]

It kept you sterile.

[Bobbo]

3. Three years of the early part of my career. And. Yeah. And I didn't have children until I was 25. But there were those occasions right before that when I was little. Well, I'm late. Well, we'll have to wait and see. Well, we'll have to. But it's always panned out. I think they were. I think they were honest with me. And it was just the waiting game, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

My gal did it better. She did. We'd broken up. I'd finally got her out of my house. And then she sent me Planned Parenthood documentation and said, I'm pregnant.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm like, I mean, it definitely could have been mine.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I just, like, I just. I just can't believe this. This is just too ironic.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I finally get rid of you and now you're pregnant.

[Bobbo]

Now you're pregnant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so. And this was the same gal that was changing my pills. I don't know if I've told you that story. No, it's a whole different story. So I. Ironically, my uncle was the. On the board of Planned Parenthood. Or maybe he was a president of the board.

[Michael Turley]

Know somebody in every place.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, this was my uncle, so I definitely knew him. And I call him, and I said, I'm going to send you this. Will you see if this is real?

[Michael Turley]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

And he called me back. He said, that is not real.

[Michael Turley]

So it was not a brochure.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is our document, but it is not in our system, and this is not. So she went there and got the paperwork from them a blank and filled it out.

[Bobbo]

She's playing the long con.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. That's pretty committed to the.

[Bobbo]

Committed, yeah. Broken up and out of the house and still trying that hard. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Must have been some good loving I was putting out for. You. Need to come back that bad, you.

[Bobbo]

Probably should have kept that gal. Got a good head on her shoulders.

[Michael Turley]

You want to keep those. The kind of switcher pills and fake pregnancies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Michael Turley]

That's what you want in your life?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry, what were y' all talking about before I interrupted?

[Michael Turley]

I don't remember. Some girl that got it. Some girl that got away from a bad guy by kicking him in the business. It was Taco Bell. We. We started with Bob looking good, like he's lost some weight. I said, you're probably not eating in Taco Bell. Then we went into the Taco Bell story.

[John Clay Wolf]

She kicked him in the sack. Yep. And what did he do about it? He.

[Michael Turley]

He basically fell down and she got away.

[Bobbo]

He hit his knees and made that sound?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what did he do to deserve it?

[Michael Turley]

He tried to kidnap her at a Taco Bell. Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they know each other?

[Michael Turley]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because, I mean, maybe she lied about the whole thing.

[Bobbo]

No total stranger. Just a prowler on the street. He actually had a hand on her. He had her by the arm, and she kicked him.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jason and Odessa.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your story?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, dating a girl, you know, in one of them nights, and, you know, everything was going good, and. I don't know how to say he's.

[John Clay Wolf]

She slid her. She's fingered you.

[Bobbo]

What?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, you called. You got to tell me. What?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, you know, it was one of them nights, and she grabbed a hold of my bones and kept you in.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then what? We got to be careful on the radio.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened? What was the net effect?

[Caller/Listener]

We had a daughter a year later.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Well, congratulations. Do you still know your daughter?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a good thing.

[Caller/Listener]

It's a good thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a good example. Why slap somebody in the ass? Yeah. Congratulations, Jason. Thank you for calling in. 8008-0072-3480-0800. I don't know.

[Pre K]

I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why are you looking at me like that, Charlie? I don't know.

[Pre K]

So I don't even. I can't even go back to you, right?

[Michael Turley]

What do you do? You can't, because he didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I was going up to that ball for that extra point and that holder just pulled the ball away from me. And I kicked at it and I slipped and I fell down. And then somebody saw me and they hired me for the ballet. And I wound up being a famous ballet dancer in Paris. And that's how it all worked out. That's what I started with. One pinky.

[Michael Turley]

Stop. Stop.

[Pre K]

I don't know what it had to do with not being his kid.

[Michael Turley]

Not a damn thing at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Pre K]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Just don't lie at all. And we'll buy it. If you're not about. If you're. What is it? If you're not a liar, I'm a [e-mail] we'll be right back.

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[John Clay Wolf]

I don't have any car calls, so I guess I'll just talk. Take pregnancy calls. Kyle McKinney.

[Caller/Listener]

I'll do you a favor, man. I'll segue this into a car call.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Caller/Listener]

So, man, I just wanted to touch on the whole pregnancy, fake 21st birthday. She called me up around 1:30 in the morning, told me she was Pregnant. We'd only hung out a couple times, and turns out she was just a little sore that she didn't get invited out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so where's the car park? Come in.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, about a year later, with another girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

You bought her car?

[Caller/Listener]

And she comes to me and tells me she's pregnant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

And comes back to me two days later, says, oh, never mind. It was a scare. Well. Well, she faked the scare part. And nine months later, I had my little girl. Best thing that ever happened in a Malibu.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. How's your daughter now?

[Caller/Listener]

She's 13 in February.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. Good for you. Matt in Houston, remember, you're on FCC radio.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir. I just wanted. I don't have any cars, so I just wanted to get back to the story about the whole plan parenthood thing. I was at a party about 10 years ago, and I met a girl, and we had, like, a thing in the. In the bathroom in the house at this party. And we got interrupted. And then I thought this girl was my girl for the rest of the night. And we're hanging around, and it's getting a little fly, starting to fly down. And then she mentioned a freeway, and I'm not about that. And I watched her head off to the back with two of my friends. And did it hurt?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did it make you sad? Did it hurt your feelings?

[Caller/Listener]

It hurt my feelings. Well, it did. I mean, like.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you know, they were with your girlfriend. You were in love.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, man, I thought I look line and sinker. Oh. That turned out not to be true at all. And then about a week later, I find out that she's extorting them for 1500 bucks each. And I guess I missed the bullet, you know?

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had that happen on the Fourth of July at the Fort Worth Boat Club about 35 years ago. And I thought. I was so proud of myself. I thought I had a. You know, I thought I was special. And then we were comparing notes the next day, and there were three other special friends of mine that was just as special as I was in the same night. Bam, bam, bam, bam. And she's busy. Yeah, she was busy. Yeah, that.

[Caller/Listener]

It was crazy. Like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like she didn't think we were gonna talk about this. I mean, like, she didn't think. No, I'm talking about mine. Forget you. Mine's better. So, I mean, like. Like that girl didn't think that we were going to compare notes or like somebody was gonna brag. And they're like, huh? You did what? With. With who? And then the other one Pops up. There's four of us. Four of us.

[Michael Turley]

God, she's a.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's a senior in high school.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, she is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four of us.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Unbelievable. Thank you. Thank you. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf and we talk about odd topics on the radio. Be right back.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Now, I don't drink. And when you're with people that drink.

[Bobbo]

It doesn't work out.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why that designated driver thing, I.

[Caller/Listener]

Don'T think ever worked out.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like, hey, Bill, listen, we were wondering if you'd come out with us.

[Caller/Listener]

Here's the idea. We want to go out and drink and then we were hoping you'd come.

[John Clay Wolf]

With us and not drink. How's that sound to you? Also, we're not going to be driving. You're going to pick us up at our different houses, go to a bunch of bars, not drink while we drink, and then drive us all home. How's that sound to you?

[Caller/Listener]

How's that catch you?

[Bobbo]

I was like, I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

What's the catch?

[John Clay Wolf]

It sounds too good. Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

We're back.

[Show Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Wolf packer. Scott. New Orleans. What's up?

[Caller/Listener]

Late Charles there.

[John Clay Wolf]

John.

[Caller/Listener]

Wanted to welcome y' all back and we had a chat last weekend even though y' all were off and, uh, we had a good time, so, uh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, we missed a show last weekend.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. Well. Well, y' all can go back home and we'll just keep chatting.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Oh, you're on the. On the YouTube chat. Jcwshow.com if you want to join the group. How many people are on there right now?

[Bobbo]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

5:30. This early in the morning? 530. Normally it takes a little while for it to get up.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, good. We'll have a good day. Thank you, Scott. Happy Mardi Gras to you, too. That is the gumbo man. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. Where was I? I was in Colorado. And they charge for water.

[Michael Turley]

How much?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know? Oh, like a dollar of water.

[Michael Turley]

That's not bad.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I mean, you know, it got me to thinking free salsa. I think that free hot Sauce, That's a big deal. I mean, if they started charging for hot sauce, I'd have a problem.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Water, iced tea and hot sauce at restaurants need to be free. And this is coming from a guy that's got a little steak in some restaurants.

[Pre K]

Glass of water.

[John Clay Wolf]

Water's free and if you charge for it, you want chilled or tap, or do you want sparkling or tap? Okay, that means you want to pay or do you want it to be free? This is my translation. But the tap, when it comes in a, like a bottle that's cooled off and they self pour it, then they're still charging for it. And this is not the fanciest place in the world, it's fine. But I got a problem with that.

[Pre K]

So they take the tap water, put it in a container.

[John Clay Wolf]

In a container.

[Pre K]

Premium water.

[John Clay Wolf]

Premium. Yeah. Yeah. She don't look like a scumbag drinking tap water. What's wrong with tap water?

[Bobbo]

Nothing.

[Pre K]

Well, some places.

[Michael Turley]

Well, yeah, some places don't process it as well. And there's lots of chemicals and there's fluoride. Now we're getting ready to find out we can't have fluoride anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, we are?

[Michael Turley]

Yes, we are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's doing that?

[Michael Turley]

They're coming after fluoride. The Dr. Oz and his group are coming out of the Frankenstein.

[John Clay Wolf]

He needs a new stick.

[Michael Turley]

Frankenstein. Dr. Oz spoke this week, by the way, speaking of things, he spoke about alcohol during a press conference. New dietary guidelines coming out. Some interesting things to say about moderate. The word moderate alcohol consumption to could be a health benefit. You've heard this before, but here's Dr. Oz cut number nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alcohol is a social lubricant that brings people together. In the best case scenario.

[Bobbo]

I don't think you should drink alcohol.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it does allow people an excuse to bond and socialize. And there's probably nothing healthier than having a good time with friends in a safe way. If you look at the blue zones, for example, around the world, people live the longest. Alcohol is sometimes part of their diet. Again, small amounts, but the implication is don't have it for breakfast. But they general move away from two glasses of men, one glass of wine. There was never really good data to support that quantity of alcohol consumption. You know, I think Viagra should be a multivitamin mixture also.

[Pre K]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

That'd be handy.

[John Clay Wolf]

It would be handy like if you had a Viagra. Your, your daily vitamins. Yeah, if it had a little Viagra in it.

[Michael Turley]

No, people don't use Viagra every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you got to Be ready when you're ready.

[Pre K]

I think it would.

[Michael Turley]

Is there a timer thing on Viagra where it's good for four to eight hours?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's good for like 15, 18 hours.

[Pre K]

Everybody just be walking around.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't. You don't walk around with wood.

[Pre K]

Not like the Billy Bob from Landman scene.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God.

[Pre K]

And you had to stare at it, too.

[Michael Turley]

It was like, stop.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, there it was.

[Michael Turley]

Well, there it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

They need a pill with a little Viagra and a little Ozempic in it and whatever your vitamins are. Just one pill a day. You don't eat too much. You don't get fat. You're always ready to rock.

[Michael Turley]

Semi glue tight on the side. Yeah, that. That's coming out in a pill now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I said Ozempic, but yeah. Semaglutide's coming out.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Now streaming on Paramount. Plus we have the meat.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Real quick, what did we do in Venezuela yesterday? We took over oil tanker and got everybody shook up.

[Bobbo]

That's been going on for a little while.

[John Clay Wolf]

But yesterday was like something different. Did you not.

[Bobbo]

I didn't get anything special yesterday. It's gonna. That's gonna percolate for quite a while, no matter what happens.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we took over Venezuela. Well, we stole their president.

[Bobbo]

Deposed the president. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Deposing. We took him. Put him in jail.

[Bobbo]

I hate to use the word kidnap.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, we kidnapped the president. We took him home to our home and put him in jail.

[Michael Turley]

We exercised an arrest warrant. The Biden administration had issued an arrest warrant for Biden. Biden.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a good. See, that's why we need to talk about this, because nobody knows that. I didn't know that. But that's a good fallback.

[Bobbo]

Warrant's been out for five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Great excuse.

[Michael Turley]

The warrants been out for five years. And all the Democrats were, let's go get him. Like, come. We don't get him. You're a bunch of cowards. And we went and got him, and now we're evil. Okay?

[Bobbo]

I don't think it's evil.

[Michael Turley]

I don't think it's evil either.

[Bobbo]

Same thing we did with Noriega, and.

[Michael Turley]

He wasn't even a president.

[Bobbo]

Same thing we did with Saddam Hussein on an international level.

[Michael Turley]

Absolutely identical.

[Bobbo]

That's world politics, you know, that's. I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

And we're the big guys, so we can do the hell we want.

[Bobbo]

No repercussions.

[Pre K]

As of yet we're looking for a nice beach to go travel to and that, you know what?

[Michael Turley]

Now Venezuela is beautiful this time of year.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do we take their oil, though?

[Michael Turley]

How do we take their oil? That's a really good question. Trump met with all the big oil execs yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we'd like it.

[Michael Turley]

They're all very happy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, of course they are.

[Bobbo]

That's a big thing yesterday, John, really, that he met with oil executives, all the big guys. I miss that. You know, they have one of the largest reserves in the entire world, but their production's down a bit because that government nationalized their oil industry and American companies pulled out. They said we can't make money.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, they didn't pull out. We talked about pulling out earlier. They got pregnant and they got kicked out of the house. So they lost their positions. So maybe that's why we took the oil back, is to get our. Our oil back that we'd invested in.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Also we, we produced and had positions in Venezuela and they said, get out all of your rigs, all of your money, spent all your leases. You're out of here. Screw you. Get out of my house. You're not pregnant.

[Bobbo]

How long have we been. We've been there since the 50s, haven't we?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know, but for long enough. So. So they kicked us out of our leases and I wonder if that's why we went back and took the oil and said, this is the oil that you have produced off of our leases and our production. Also.

[Pre K]

We're blocking.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm making this up. Somebody can call in and straighten me out, but I'm betting that that could be the case. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 rate. If you. If you're in the. We're out in Midland, Odessa, Landman, call in and tell us why we stole all their oil back.

[Pre K]

Yeah, we're also blocking Russia and China, too. That's because they use that oil.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's kind of like that guy that was telling that story to go where, where he had that girl and then he let her out of the bathroom and then she went, got three of his friends and took him to the bathroom.

[Pre K]

No more your friends here now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I told you that pee runs the world.

[Pre K]

I thought the oil was like, not really good oil there though, either. Or maybe they just don't have the technology to.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sound like you've been reading High Times and you're just judging Trump saying.

[Pre K]

Something like 23, saying, Ah, the oil's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not very good there.

[Michael Turley]

And in Venezuela.

[Pre K]

Yeah, like.

[Bobbo]

Well, there are different categories. Guerrero from sweet crude is. Is ideal for refining into gasoline. What they have in Venezuela is not sweet crude. It's a different variation, but it's a. Yeah, it's a little bit like marijuana, John. There are different strains.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

With different strings. The stuff in Venezuela is more difficult to refine. We really don't have the infrastructure to refine it, but it would behoove us to do so because there's a lot of it. So if we can make a deal, you know, could be beneficial. Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Make diesel out of it. Yeah. There's guys in Beaumont, all over the golden triangle down there that could call in and tell us exactly what we're hella. They refine a lot of junk oil down there. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Yeah, from Beaumont, the golden charcoal. That's the refinery capital of the u. S. Yeah, that's where all that Venezuelan poontang is coming in port. Straighten it out. Taking the tattoos off of it, Cutting its hair, brushing its teeth, cleaning, fixing its teeth.

[Bobbo]

One of the finest job market in the world too, by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

The what?

[Pre K]

Venice.

[Bobbo]

One of the finest all new cabaret in the world. Because I've been there, man.

[Pre K]

To Venezuela?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

To the.

[Bobbo]

To the Texas city cabaret.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Bobbo]

Finest.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Texas city's not in the golden triangle.

[Bobbo]

Finest.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need to get out more.

[Bobbo]

It's south of Houston.

[Michael Turley]

You need to get out more often.

[Bobbo]

I only went as far as the cabaret, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Colorado. The Colorado in Houston is pretty good. I haven't been in there in 30 years. 25 years. I haven't been to a topless joint in a long time.

[Bobbo]

Me too, man. That's too bad. We should do something about it.

[Pre K]

Yeah, let's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why get hustled?

[Bobbo]

Rick's cabaret is back in vogue. They're filming landman episodes.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, they are. Last week.

[Bobbo]

That'd be a pretty good business lunch right there.

[Michael Turley]

Well, Bob, for those of us that are married, maybe not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tanner, you have a 184 runner TRD off road premium with 150000 miles. That's a lot of miles. What kind of shapes it in?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I'd say average. No dings or anything, but you know how the paint on these things are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that 16 grand or am I too high?

[Caller/Listener]

You know, I think that. I think that probably about right, but nothing I'd sell it for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that if you need more than 16 grand at 150,000 mile, 18 Toyota then I'm not going to take the time and I'm going to thank you now for letting me off the hook to go look up some transactions to see if I was too high. Because you're too high for sure.

[Caller/Listener]

And I'm curious.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's on the big strain. He's on the good strain. I'm going to look that up during the break. My name is John Clay Wolf. Be right back here with John Clay Wolf show, brought to you by America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com. we do buy motorcycles. We do buy RVs. We do buy buses, Corvettes, Lamborghinis, classic and collector cars, diesel trucks, Jeeps, the [e-mail] sell us your car because you're worth more.

[Show Announcer]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemetheven.com and check out the [e-mail] it's a new.

[John Clay Wolf]

Year, Mike, in Texas. Oh, hang on. I'm gonna listen to this. It's a new year.

[Caller/Listener]

Prove it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm the same.

[JD]

Everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Happy new year, everybody.

[Pre K]

Who is this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Luscious Jackson. I made that up.

[Pre K]

Sounds AI.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's cool. I think he's just singing about all the BS of new Year resolutions and how everything's gonna be different.

[JD]

I might change my home.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's the same in method. But as for me, Thank you. Good morning, everybody and happy new Year to you. Jeremiah in Tampa Bay, Florida.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What up?

[Caller/Listener]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey. Yeah, I wanted to call and talk about Venezuela.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, my, my. I. I've been doing a lot of research on the fact and definitely it's a strategic move by the Trump administration to get in there, take over that oil. Problem is you have a lot of countries that are brick countries and they're trying to get away from the American dollar, which is actually hurting us. So what's happening is getting in there and controlling a lot of that oil that China Russia buys oil from. It's helped strengthen in our dollar. What happens if we have met so many countries that get away from the American dollar? Our money's gonna be worth nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good idea. And he's right. I've been reading that as well. Brian in Beeville.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit it. Hello? Go, go. You're there.

[Caller/Listener]

The Venezuela oil. I worked for a pipeline company in South Texas. Okay. And I took care of tanks and I took care of 40 million barrels of oil a month that went to a refinery in Corpus. They buy Venezuela oil and have been buying Venezuela oil for a long time. The reason they want it is because it's dark heavy crude. It's ugly, nasty, stinky, and it's. They mix it with the light sweet crude. And so they had more knockout at the refinery, which makes all types of plastic, pharmaceuticals, etc. If they don't do that, the light sweet really is for gas and diesel and very few things. But when they blend it with the Venezuela oil that's dark, heavy, they get more knockout. So it's more valuable if you've got.

[John Clay Wolf]

All these Venezuela connections. Can you get me a maid? Because ours went back to Mexico. No. All right.

[Michael Turley]

God tells you a great story about exactly what's going on in the political world as well as the oil world, and you go, can you give me a maid?

[John Clay Wolf]

Mine went back to Mexico.

[Pre K]

Maybe that's what Trump went in there for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see the video where the lady did take a shot at him with her car? The lady that got shot during the ice raid thing? So she's in a Honda pilot, and they killed her last week. This week. Nobody knows what I'm talking about.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, everybody knows what you're talking about. We just don't want to talk about it, but go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, well, Turley doesn't know what I'm talking about, but, you know, what did you say? Okay, so a lady is getting told to stop, and she starts talking smack. Yeah. They're doing an operation. They have their guns, and she gets in her car and keeps talking smack at the officers, the agents, and she starts driving her car into them. I watched the video. Unless it's changed and also by AI.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they shot her ass and killed her.

[Michael Turley]

Multiple angles. And that's what she did. And she hit the officer and he shot her and killed her.

[Bobbo]

Maybe a glancing blow with the fender. There's maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, I don't think you saw the light one that came out yesterday.

[Bobbo]

I've seen them all. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

I mean, it's. It's basically, there's two stupid people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Her.

[Pre K]

For trying to cause a riot, basically causing stopping traffic. And then the cop didn't really need a shooter.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no, no. The video I saw last night, I would have shot her, too.

[Michael Turley]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because she saw the. And then here it comes again. She was. She was holding a gun at him for sure. A V6.

[Bobbo]

It was. It was her. It was her wife that was doing all the talking with a cell phone on the outside. The lady in the car looked like a pretty friendly lady, her wife, until.

[Michael Turley]

She tried to run over a police.

[Bobbo]

Officer, you have to agree there are two schools of thought on this. Despite seeing it, they're just both idiots. By the way, there was a bill.

[Michael Turley]

That was signed into law by Governor Tim Walls back in 2020.

[John Clay Wolf]

So was she the Barbie or the butch? She was cute.

[Michael Turley]

She was the. It's hard to say.

[Bobbo]

There was one day she was cute.

[Michael Turley]

Years ago, once again, 2020, that Governor Tim Walsh signed this into legislation. If a driver accelerates. Accelerate word an officer toward an officer standing in front of the vehicle. This creates an immediate life threatening danger. The officer doesn't need to wait until impact. They can act based on the apparent intent and proximity.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Michael Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

We are hunting rabbits?

[Bobbo]

That's pretty specific guidelines though. I'm with you. But you gotta understand there are two schools of thoughts on, on everything nowadays. You know, here's a. Here's some good advice. Don't gin it up.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You know, it's. It's not a protest to scream and cuss at people and throw things, especially if they're the ones with guns and badges.

[Pre K]

She's just, I have found, is dumb to try to look at what happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

In New Orleans a year ago. Different scenario obviously, but the guy running down a mob in his car. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

It's all bad about this.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not, I'm not happy. But after watching that video, because I was watching this for the past two days, I'm like, I don't like what I'm seeing. I think they're wrong. I think they're wrong. And then I saw a different angle last night of the lesbian wife talking all the smack, getting back in the car. And then she drove at him.

[Bobbo]

And the last thing you see in that shot is the officer's head bouncing off the car.

[Michael Turley]

Right? She. So she hit him, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

She hit him.

[Bobbo]

And he goes, there's no doubt, you know, like that's the last thing you see in it. So you know, but you know, Chris.

[Michael Turley]

Rock has all the answers how to not having trouble with the police.

[Bobbo]

That's true. We have some of those.

[Michael Turley]

We do, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

She should have watched the Chris rock show.

[Michael Turley]

Cut 13 1. He explains how to not get in trouble.

[JD]

Have you ever been face to face with a police officer and wondered, is he about to kick my ass? If you follow these simple pointers, you probably won't get your ass kicked by the police.

[Michael Turley]

Cut 13.18.2.

[JD]

You know, you probably won't get your ass kicked if you just use common sense. If you jump a subway turnstile, you might just get off with a warning but if you jump a turnstile carrying a loaded gun and smoking a joint, then maybe you need your ass kicked.

[Michael Turley]

13 3. If you want to keep going, when.

[JD]

You see flashing police lights in your mirror, stop immediately. Everybody knows if the police have to come and get you, they're bringing an.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ass just whipping with them.

[Michael Turley]

13 4.

[JD]

If you're listening to loud rap music, turn that off.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the police.

[JD]

While you're getting pulled over by the police. It's just ignorant.

[Michael Turley]

It's just ignorant. And point 5.

[JD]

Wanna give a friend a ride? Not so fast. Your friend might be crazy. Now, before you let your friend in your car, ask them these questions. Do you have a gun? Do you have drugs? Do you have any warrants? And in case you do get pulled over by the cops, remind your friend to do this one thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shut up.

[JD]

Shut the up.

[John Clay Wolf]

What the you want in there?

[Michael Turley]

And my favorite's cut six.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[JD]

Exactly. Here's a tip you should never forget. If your woman is mad at you, leave her at her home. Cause a mad woman will say, any.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fist, he got weed, he got weed.

[JD]

If a woman is mad at you, there's nothing she'd like to see more than you getting your ass kicked.

[John Clay Wolf]

His ass. Ron Ladino. Good morning. From Florida. Yes.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning. Good morning, guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, you're Venezuelan.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm from Venezuela. Yeah. I've been here since 2017 and I've been listening to you guys since then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good. Welcome aboard. So what. What's your take on this Venezuela deal?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, well, I'm very excited that that happened, actually. Somebody took. Took the. The courage to do it because nobody else would. Just by the fact that everybody was getting her belly full and everything, you know, and to the answer to the guy that said earlier about he's getting worried about our oil and say, hey, I'd rather have Trump up our old. But we're going to get paid, we're going to get developed, we're going to get invested and have Cuba, China, Russia taking a role. Ronald, none of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just FYI, we're on FCC here across the country, and you just dropped the F bomb. We did dump it, but you can't do that again or I got to hang up on you.

[Bobbo]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

You, Venezuela and Jill are pretty hot tamales. Y' all get excited, start cussing. I understand. I do, too. I'm glad that I make you that comfortable where you feel like you can drop an F bomb on. On government radio. I'd like to do it, too. Could we do it together? No, thanks for listening. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Gordon Boswell Flowers around the corner across the country is the best flower company America. They cost a little more but the stuff is good when you get it at the other end and it doesn't look like 711 flowers. I've used those other flower services before.

[Michael Turley]

The Internet flower services when they send.

[John Clay Wolf]

You a picture and say thanks and you see what you sent for 200 like oh my God, that, that's a twenty dollar bouquet. Gordon Boswell is going to charge 25 third floor more.

[Michael Turley]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it is the good stuff. Gordon Boswell flowers. If you go to jcwshow.com there's a link through save them. They've been sponsoring this show for I don't know, seven or eight years and it's worked out great for both of us. It's worked out real good for him. Do you remember when he came over to sell us his Ferrari?

[Michael Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't remember that, Mike? No, the, the flower dude sold us a Ferrari.

[Pre K]

That's been years now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I forgot about that.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Driving a Ferrari, selling a lot of flowers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But hey man, this American dream. Ask Ronald effort. We'll be right back.

[Show Announcer]

From the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show presented by. Give me the vid.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see the video we did out of Oklahoma where I bought the Mopars. The Mopars from the guy that was wearing jammies. He's a crazy old man. He's funny, he's cool. Did you see that one is about a month ago. Like there was a pink one and a yellow one and a green one and a purple one and my brother's there and I yell at my brother to stop talking because the old man was talking so much.

[Pre K]

It was confusing thing that guy kept going on.

[John Clay Wolf]

The truth is is it did get confused and I was keeping my list. I didn't have a recorder reporter with with me which I need one always going forward on big groups like that. And there was a little confusion and then his daughter got involved. Did you hear notice I said a month ago and I still don't have the cars. Yeah, they're showing up today. Finally.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had to do the guy with Bruce Willis's Chevelle. Yeah, yeah. And I, I actually, I was nice. I had a contract. It was signed. If you watch the video it was clear and I let him waffle out of about half of them. And she was nice. She said I Know you have a signed contract. I know that you can press this. I know that I'm asking you for a favor. My dad, this is. He's very depressed over this deal. He's very upset that he sold you all these cars and we want out of it. I'll sell you two of them. So what I did was I said, I want all the Mopars and y' all keep the others and you call me later. And that's what we did.

[Bobbo]

Why?

[Pre K]

Why the seller remorse like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you not watched any of these videos? Oh, I've seen on our YouTube channel. They're all like that. Dude.

[Pre K]

It's a non stop of, oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to sell. I want to sell.

[Pre K]

Oh, no, no, no, no. I can't do that. Can't do that. No, can't do that. Can't do that. And it's like, you're out. You're giving like good, huge amount of money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Pre K]

For them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Pre K]

Like stupid money. Sometimes I think you do it just to see if they're going to actually sell something.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do, I do.

[Pre K]

I think it's insane. And so now he's like, no, I don't want to sell them at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I got him.

[Pre K]

I know, but I mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. He just went cold. He just wouldn't answer the phone. I'm like, what's going on? So I waited a while and I was asking the office, have you talked to them yet? Nope, nope, nope. So anyway, we finally got their attention. She called, explained the situation.

[Pre K]

And how did you get their attention?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not gonna tell.

[Michael Turley]

There's the story.

[John Clay Wolf]

There is a story.

[Pre K]

That's why I wanted to know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was like, right, great.

[Pre K]

Because I would like to use it for people that go, give me the VIN too. That'd be great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Well, I'll tell you out there.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's a nice little way to send a little electricity down the line and wake everybody up. And let's talk.

[Pre K]

Oh, nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because we've got money invested in this. So we've got a contract. We've done something.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And let's. I mean, if there, if there. If there's an unhappy party, we want to make everybody happy. But right now we're the unhappy party. Fair enough. And anyway, those Mopars are on the way to the ranch. Sweet.

[Pre K]

Is the pink one there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on.

[Pre K]

Or no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to hear? So you're such a dick.

[JD]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

She said, that's the best one I know. Okay, well, guess what I did. Oh, I let him Keep it for her daughter. Do you remember in the video, he said that his granddaughter wanted this, but he's gonna sell it anyway? So she. Her daughter wanted it. I said, just keep. If you remember in the video, I said, I'm gonna buy it. I'm gonna keep it. I'll keep it for three years and put it on a string, Meaning if you call me and want it back, I'll sell it back to you. That was our deal.

[Michael Turley]

That's cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I just said, you just keep that for your granddaughter, for your daughter, and y' all call me later and we'll. We'll figure something out. We want to make sure that this deal goes down smooth. I said, when you have the money in your account, that's smooth, right? She's like, yes, send me the titles and the purchase order. We're fixing to get smooth right now, right here. And. And she sent the wire instructions. We fired the money off. And then she's like, I need a contract to release me from the other deal. I'm like, the contract is the money sitting in the bank. You're good.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So anyway, people get spooky.

[Pre K]

What is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're so used to doing these cardio so fast. Others are not.

[Pre K]

Yeah. Let's say, what's that video labeled for folks that want to go back to YouTube and watch it? Because it is. It's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crazy funny, old man.

[Pre K]

And it'll frustrate you, too, because of the negotiations.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, let's go on.

[Michael Turley]

Put up last week with. With the guy with a thousand cars. That was amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to sell them. Okay. I'm gonna buy these 10 for this much. That's a good number. Okay, well, I don't wanna. He kept saying, I want to sell them all. I'm like, I can't buy a thousand cars. Sure, I can buy. Hang on. Let me start over. I can definitely buy a thousand cars, but I'm not going to appraise a thousand cars unless I know that we've got a price realistic reasonability. So I was like, let's do these five. And real quick, I was like, I'll give you 120,000 for these five. Yeah. All right. That's pretty good. Okay, so are we done?

[Michael Turley]

So we're done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I want to sell them all. I was like, okay, well, let's do 10. Should we grab five more? And I'll get. I think it was 220. $250,000 for 10, boy. I said, are you impressed? He said, very. So, okay, let's do it. Well, that's fine, but I want to sell them all. I said, okay, so let's take these 10 and sell them to me right now.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, let's get.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then when you prove to me that you're going to sell them, then I'm going to come back and buy the other 980 or 909 or whatever it was. And I said, I'll start right now. And he broke. He broke. I cracked it.

[Michael Turley]

You did.

[John Clay Wolf]

I cracked him.

[Michael Turley]

You absolutely did.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't sell. Yes, I know you can't sell them. That's why we're doing it like this. I'm not going to go do. He said, well, MECOM came through here. Instead of taking three months to do all this, I said, I can have these. These thousand cars inspected and funded in three days. I need the funding parts. Easy, the inspection and getting the titles arranged and everything that. I got to bring more people up here. And we're going to have to attack these like it's a military operation.

[Michael Turley]

And some of them are parked so close together. How can they ever get in there? I mean, they were just a zoo.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's. I don't want to call him a hoarder because he's not a hoarder, but he's kind of a hoarder. But, I mean, I can understand because I'm kind of a hoarder, too, in that regard. I get it. I'm not. I love his collection.

[Pre K]

Story is great, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that. That video has, like 150,000 watching hours in the past seven days. 900,000 views. That's our biggest burner.

[Michael Turley]

I couldn't turn it off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Yes.

[Michael Turley]

And I know what you're. I know what you're doing. I know the bit. I couldn't turn it off. You said. No, I just know. I know how you work. I know you. I know what you're there to do. There's nothing going to be revealed. But between the two of you, man, I just. I was kept. I kept. I'm going. I'm sitting on the couch with Kim, and I go, I know I should probably turn this off. This is amazing. We just watched and watched and watched all the way to the end.

[Pre K]

The comments are great, too.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, the comments.

[Pre K]

I don't know if we have a. Any bad.

[Michael Turley]

A couple bad ones.

[Pre K]

What are they? What are we calling this again?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, the comments from the viewers.

[Pre K]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

On our YouTube channel. The viewer comments that are. Some of them are negative. The haters and the lovers. God, there's a lot of them.

[Pre K]

Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Some of them are not about this specific video.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me read them because I'm afraid Baba pulled these out. When John's guy comes back from Gas Monkey, they'll be full blown alcoholics. When our staff. Oh, our staff's over Gas Monkey building, they're going to turn my guys into alcohol every other second.

[Michael Turley]

You guys go, well, do that. And I'm going to go get a beer.

[Bobbo]

Go get a beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tristan Grimes says the guy has no clue what he's talking about. An LS doesn't need a rebuilt after 140,000. This isn't so. This is just overall YouTube comments. This is not on that one. Guy has no clue what he's talking about. And LS doesn't need to rebuild after 140,000 miles. Now, this is one of our reels on a Z06. The audio is annoying. Too many fart. It was funny for a minute. Stop. What's that mean?

[Bobbo]

Too many fart jokes, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, too many fart jokes. He's talking about the show.

[Pre K]

There was one on there. I, I screenshot. It says, please stop hitting the cars with your walking stick. Very disrespectful. I love your videos, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a lot of mother. So when we're standing there talking about these Trans Ams, I reach out and touch this one Trans Am. And it was the crappy one. It was the brown one. And at the end of my walking stick, I've got a rubber knob, right? And it didn't touch with the rubber, it touched with the side. So here's what happened there. Because half the comments are people screaming at me about hit smacking the car with my stick. Here's what happened. I pointed at it and it, the side of the stick hit the fender. And I said, oh, my God, I'm so sorry, Don. I said, well, I'm buying it anyway, so it doesn't matter.

[Michael Turley]

Sure, it's my car.

[Pre K]

You were claiming it. You're peeing on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, a little bit. But I said, there's no scratch anyway, we're fine. He's like, no big deal. I mean, he's like me, dude. He goes to metal. A lot of it. He's not, he's not a freaked out car collector. And that's why I felt comfortable doing that. But I didn't mean to do it like that. And then I said, all of the people on the Internet are gonna freak out over this. I said, so Braden, our video editor, I said, when you do this, take the audio portion of when it tapped the car and crank it to the moon and make it. Make it sound like I hit it with a hammer.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Like a three stooges bonk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And we had a two shot going on. So there's a camera from one angle, the camera from the other, and they used it two different times. And everybody's freaking out.

[Pre K]

Oh, you could hear it for sure.

[Bobbo]

About that as much as anything else.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

That videos.

[Pre K]

And then another comment says, have you ever been called a pompous ass? Many times. I'm guessing that's one of the trolls there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, because they're not used to doing. You know, everybody wants a car salesman. That's all nicey. And. And I. I'm. I'm doing business. And I was with Don. Don Baskin. He. If you watch the video, you see how much car and truck business he's done over his life. This guy's a car dealer. He is. I was talking to car dealers and a truck builder. And it's a different. We're negotiating whole frequency.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're negotiating on a different frequency. And the public hasn't seen that. And that's why they don't understand. They want me to be like, sir, can I get you a cup of coffee? Like, you're at the Lexus store. That's not what we're doing. We're doing bulk cattle buying bulk stock. It's different. And they just don't understand. And so that makes me a pompous ass. And my explanation, I'm sure I'm a pompous ass too. And I don't give it.

[Michael Turley]

Rats.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody wants to see how the cows turn into steak. No, I think they want to see it, but they don't like it. Correct. They don't like seeing the blood running down the side.

[Bobbo]

True.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's the way. That's the way the world works. You want to go to these auctions, Meek and Barrett, all this stuff. And when they hammer down and sell it to you, and it's as is, you go up to them, say, hey, the motor's knocking. Yeah. Tough. Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Tough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. Absolutely. These. These public auto auctions sell 100% red light.

[Michael Turley]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

When the customer that pays all these fees, 10% in buy fees, goes up to the auction with a complaint, the auction light yells at him, get your car out of here now.

[Michael Turley]

Now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get me paid now. F you pay me. There is. It's a. It's a. It's a moment of a transaction, and there's no going back. The Real world. The real world. Yeah. We'll be right back. My name is John Cleveland by Carson radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com and coming up next is the car segment. So call in and I am nice. Way nicer than f you pay me 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Give me year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean and I will turn your car into a check or a wire and it's real. And if you call right now, I'll do it in front of everybody. After this break, all the money and all the bids are good by givemetheven.com give me the vin's America's best car buyer. And if give me the vin doesn't beat a carmax or Carvana offer and a deal and that you actually go through with them, I'll send you a check for $100 for the opportunity. Be right back. I'm worth more. I'm worth more.

[Michael Turley]

You bet I'm worth more.

[Podbean Announcer]

We completely [e-mail] you are worth more and your car's worth more. And we want to pay more for good cars that give me the vin cuz the they are worth more and so are you. And remember, if we don't beat a deal from carvana or carmax, we'll pay you a hundred bucks for a top price. Trust and ease of transaction. GiveMeTheVin.com America's best car buyer, sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John clay and this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the lightning round. It's a car segment where I normally bid the cars. I'm going to do something a little bit different real quick. I'm going to give car advice which I really don't like doing, but I'll do it anyway because people want it. Thomas.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. What you, what's your question?

[Caller/Listener]

All right. Try to keep it brief. Looking at buying a new, maybe slightly used half ton crew cab, Silverado.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

So you know, they, they got that four cylinder engine in them which, which is, you know, pretty much they try to force those down your throat. Is it in your, in your world, is that truck worth less to you two or three years down the road than if it had a V8, probably 20. So like 20. So I go, well, when I go to turn it loose it's in. Is this all done? You know, I listen to you a long time. You go by sticker off of damn near everything as far as condition is conditioned, fair across.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, and in the four cylinder, even the six cylinder half ton trucks, the desirability is much lower. So even if the stickers were the same, it wouldn't matter. These four cylinder trucks, okay, we do a squawk box Every Thursday morning. 8am Thursday morning we have a conference call with all of our buyers. Everybody that has the ability to write a check, Forgive me, the VIN. And there's like 40 of them, right? 40 guys that have the ability to make a decision and lay a bet with our money. So I need to make sure that those guys GPS is that their compasses are tuned up. So we go through the market and we talk about what's hot, what's not. We lose money on four cylinder half ton trucks so often it's almost to the point that I put a no buy on them because I can't get my guys thinking down enough to make a profit, much less not take a loss. They're that bad.

[Caller/Listener]

That makes a lot of sense to me. They just so in, in the GM world you can't get a six cylinder anymore. It's either the four cylinder turbo of V8 or the diesel.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you know that get the eight and eight gas is great and there's two different versions of it. But the four cylinder in the expeditions. When we lose money on an expedition, I immediately looked down on the list. I stopped at anything, it was a four cylinder or a six cylinder.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, 100%.

[John Clay Wolf]

They love your show. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. No. All right, you're good. Alan in Baton Rouge you want a 21 RAV4 with 150,000 miles. Is 19,000 a good deal? I have a shot journey that I was trying to trade in. We offered next to nothing for it. Give me the man. Okay, because it's, it's shot. But here, here's what you're doing, Alan. You're going out and buying $150,000 Toyota for 20 grand. 150,000 mile Toyota for 20 grand. And it's not desirable. It's a RAV4. It's a wind up toy. That truck is half. That truck is double. It's 10,000 too high. Alan, are you still there? He's been on hold so long. Yes, okay. Yeah, no, it's too much money. Here's what you do. Go buy a new Toyota Camry for $27,000 new and make payments on it.

[Caller/Listener]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man, you'd be doing yourself such a better justice. One of my mechanics called the other day. He was fixing to buy a Nissan Pro 4X with 34,000 miles on it for $29,000, I believe. And I said, don't do that. I said, go get three prices and go buy a new one. And it's probably Gonna cost you four or five grand more, but it'll be two years newer. Two or three model years newer, and it's 35,000 miles less for 5,000. That's better and smarter. And the payments will probably be the same. And that's exactly what he did. And he called me and thanked me. So there you go. Later. We'll be right back. My name is John Claywolf by Cars and Radio for America's best car buyer. GiveMeTheEven.com. He goes by Dill, though. You can just say Dill.

[Bobbo]

What's his last name?

[Michael Turley]

Doe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doe. Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Dildo. His name.

[John Clay Wolf]

First name's Holden.

[Pre K]

Last name T. Dicks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Attention, nurse customers.

[Bobbo]

Will Holden Tud please come back to.

[John Clay Wolf]

The building materials desk? His last name is Owners first name is Gabe.

[Caller/Listener]

Attention, customers. Meet your party gay boners.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your brother's name? His last name is Maya. First name is Dixon. Dixon Mayo. Yep. Nice truck. What do you mean?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm not paging.

[Show Announcer]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Call in 800-800-RADIO. Check out the GMTV Garage YouTube channel, complete with live video [e-mail]. and now back to the John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's an Instagram of that kid and he goes around doing that and he pulls it off a bit little lot. And I think it's so funny.

[Pre K]

I did that back in 2000. I was doing that stuff for radio bits.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I did great 77 at the pool. I'd go up and have him. Have him page Michael Hunt. And I was about 8. But at this while, nothing's new.

[Pre K]

No, but it's still funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Still funny. After all these. Dixon, my ass. Okay.

[Michael Turley]

It's his last name, my ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

M I a Z. 800. 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Trevor in Florida, you're declaring bankruptcy. Should you sell your truck? It's in da da da. Do you have a. Do you have a clear title or is there a payoff?

[Caller/Listener]

No, there's a payoff.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the payoff?

[Caller/Listener]

About 11 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Forgot all the rules in each state. They're different. But should you sell your truck before you declare bankruptcy? Probably not. Because. Okay, because you'll have trouble getting a new truck. You'll have trouble getting a new truck after.

[Caller/Listener]

My attorney told me the same thing. But I was calling to see just you know, what the value of it may be and he said if you got any equity out of it, you know, get rid of it before he. We do what we're going to do. But.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know, man. Bill in Indiana. Pennsylvania. Good morning.

[Pre K]

You're on there.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey John, how are you? Good, good, good. John. Clay. I've got a fella the family have some a bunch of stuff for sale. Dad died and they have. He bought brand new a 2011 dump truck. Chevrolet four wheel drive of course. Base unit automatic Fisher plow on the front 2200 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, what size is the dump bed? Is 18 yard. A 12 yard yard. 11 yard. Okay. Is it a gas diesel feet?

[Caller/Listener]

Gas six.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah. Find out what size the dump bed. It sounds like an eight to ten yard dump.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which, which. So go ahead. An eight yard dump. Have you ever had an eight yard dump? No. I did and boy, you know, once a year you have that one that's like an eight yard dump and it's just, it's just, it's just so free. It's just like. My God. I didn't. Where did all this, where did all this come from? How have I been walking around with all this?

[Michael Turley]

Pants actually fit better.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they do. Hey Bill, it says that so you say the. Can you buy the whole group of cars? I'd rather just buy the whole group of cars.

[Caller/Listener]

Possibly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

I didn't get that far yet but yeah, I could keep you posted on that.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you have an in with with the seller. Are you dealing with the broker? You deal with family. I know.

[Caller/Listener]

Dealing with another dealer actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boy, the more people get involved in the deals, the score.

[Caller/Listener]

Well John, he's not a player for that stuff at all. He's a very small dealer. I don't think he's a player for any of it actually. And I think a lot of it's heavier equipment, you know, excavators and different things.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's do this. Let's do this. You and I go in this together and let's buy the whole thing and we'll split it 5050 and I'll fund the whole deal.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh that works for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I've got your number already and go, go to. Go to GMTV garage which is my own little page and click email. John, send me your info and we'll get to work on It. But make a list.

[Caller/Listener]

The website again. One more time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gmtv or give me the VIN Garage. Garage.

[Caller/Listener]

Give me the VIN Garage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got it. Thank you.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Florida News. 8:30. Good morning. How are you?

[Bobbo]

And now from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Reich.

[Michael Turley]

A 39 year old Florida man got arrested by the cops. He was trespassing in a construction site, which, you know, no big deal, right? Well, they said actually the search revealed the suspect had a gun hidden under a pair of prosthetic boobs that he was wearing a little bit out of the ordinary. You got the prosthetic boobs. Couldn't possibly get worse, could it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, yeah, it could.

[Michael Turley]

Again, the guy also was wearing a G string and a red laced bra. Of course, the best person to make sense out of all this is our first favorite, Sheriff Grady Judd. Number six.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is Matthew Zacharino, he's 39, he's from Altamont Springs, and he's on this construction site in a vehicle by himself. And as our deputies approach him to see what's he doing on this construction.

[Bobbo]

Site, we see this dude wearing a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Red lace bra with prosthetic silicone breast. He's wearing a G string. But you don't realize how dangerous these situations are because under a prosthesis we found a gun.

[Bobbo]

So he was armed, trespassing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I was figuring he was fixing to say he had a horse dong, but that is not what he had.

[Michael Turley]

Now that's in the next story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. A Lake county man. Excuse me. Arrested for allegedly robbing a meat market while completely naked. Well, almost completely naked. Yeah, of course he is. 23 year old Kobe Watkins walked into the BJ Meat Market. I swear that's we're getting put together. I'm not.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a story.

[Michael Turley]

Totally nude, except for his face mask. He allegedly stole over a thousand dollars cash from the box. From the cash box. Employees reported he was carrying an object wrapped in. Wrapped in a cloth. So they thought it was a weapon.

[Pre K]

It was a weapon.

[Caller/Listener]

It was a weapon.

[Michael Turley]

All right. Police were able to quickly track down Watkins with the aid of a local woman. She saw it all. Kind of. 7.

[Caller/Listener]

That penis had a mole on it. I'd recognize that penis anywhere. In spite of the juvenile snickers of some.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a serious matter. But I've got him now and I'm not going to let him slip through my fingers. Now. I know it's him. That telework had a mole on it.

[Caller/Listener]

And that mold is the key to it.

[Michael Turley]

Watkins was charged with armed robbery, grand theft, and of course, indecent exposure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[Michael Turley]

Wow, there's. That all happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Florida.

[Michael Turley]

Crazy. But still warm this time of year. So, you know, they. No doubt you walk into BJ's Meat Market. That's the name of the place.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look it up. Sounds like a gay bar.

[Michael Turley]

It does, actually.

[Pre K]

Where's BJ Ryan? He would know all about BJ's Meat Market. Where's he at? Your brother's around here somewhere, Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

But brother's in Oklahoma.

[Pre K]

No, no. J.D. ryan's brother, BJ.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's it going? Hi, J.D.

[Bobbo]

It'S BJ Ryan. They said the meat market was named BJ's. That's wonderful. I should start a meat market. J.D.

[Michael Turley]

You should.

[Pre K]

You hate your brother. Why do you hate your brother?

[Bobbo]

We could sell chickens and sausages.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wieners.

[Michael Turley]

Wieners, bj.

[Bobbo]

Superstar. Wieners.

[Michael Turley]

All right. Hey, you know what's coming up more? The John Clay Wolf Show. In just a couple of minutes, we'll have a lot more fun. Don't go away now. 800-800-radio. 800-800-7234. If you want to talk to John, he's here for you all day long. We'll be here for another couple hours or so until they throw me out. 800, 800 radio. John Clearwolf shows coming up. Don't go away.

[Pre K]

Bye, BJ.

[JD]

Bye.

[Bobbo]

Bye, everybody.

[Show Announcer]

This is the John Clay wolf show presentation.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-Radio. 800-800-723 for Larry in West Palm Beach. Good morning. Earlier on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, Wolf, I got a question for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller/Listener]

That old boy you bought all them mopars from that YouTube you had on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller/Listener]

With the Chevelle. I know, Willis's or whatever. Yep. There was one car I was really interested in. I was hoping you would have got. But I don't know if you got it or not because I'm looking for one. Was that Black or Brown 69 Camaro? I think it was RSR.

[John Clay Wolf]

I let him keep it. His other granddaughter wanted it.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you. Yeah, I've got a lot of 69s, but, you know, we sell all of our cars at Mannheim at a dealer sale. So you got to grab a dealer to log in.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just don't have the time to mean, you know, we probably sell them five, $10,000. I mean, it's just dealing with people directly. You sound like a great guy. And I'm not knocking you. I'm Just knocking. I don't have time to go through. I sell them a little cheaper or a lot cheaper so I can get paid and be done. Then dealing with individuals that, you know where they want to do a deal, they come to get it and then they change their mind or they can't get their financing on that. I just sell them to dealers that will do all that. So I work on. I work on a super, super thin margin.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I'm not a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fine.

[Caller/Listener]

I wouldn't finance them. I buy them. I mean, I already got one, but I like the 69 Camaros. I just want to get a couple more. I don't want to.

[John Clay Wolf]

What would you pay for that?

[Caller/Listener]

What did I pay for my.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, what would you pay for that one in the video? What would you pay for that one in the video?

[Caller/Listener]

Probably about 45.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Then, you know, I don't know what motor was in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now all of a sudden I'm interested in Larry. Now I'm. All of a sudden I'm interested in Larry. All right, well, I'll have Jason. I'll have Jason love call you and. And let you know about what we've got in 69s. And thank you for calling 800-800-7234. She's a retail buyer.

[Bobbo]

So you've had a lot of 69.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've probably had 50 69s.

[Pre K]

Wow, that's a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now 68 is different than 69, and a 67 is different than a 69. Of course, the 69 is the one they want.

[Bobbo]

Everybody wants upside down and sideways on the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, the body lines are a little different on 68. And on a 67, we're talking about the first gen Camaro. But the 69 is the sweet spot. It'll get you where you're going in a hurry. 8008-0072-3480-0800.

[Michael Turley]

Miami Hurricanes are on the way. Speaking of getting where they're going. On their way to the national championship after beating Ole Miss in the Fiesta bowl on Thursday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Best game of the year, man.

[Michael Turley]

Back to back it was with back and fourth. Leads went back and forth. Miami final drive, they were down by three. We have the audio with just 18 seconds on the clock. And here's how it wound up.

[Caller/Listener]

Kind of four the canes within three yards of a game winning touchdown which.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would send them home to the championship game. Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Three receivers bunt to the left. Beck is looking that way. And still looking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Still looking. Takes off running Carson back with his left legs. Puts Miami on Top.

[Bobbo]

Cinderella story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cinderella story.

[Pre K]

Yeah. Miami had that game. They, they should have won by at least two touchdowns the way they controlled it. But they kept on missing.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the beginning. I thought that they were going to run it like hard. You know, they, they have some of those super power players, athletes. Yeah, that, that, it reminded me of the old Miami. They got the convicts. They were back. Do you think Michael Urban is doing cocaine on the sidelines? Because he looks very animated.

[Pre K]

I don't know. But Miami is the, the city is getting really excited that Michael's gonna be coming back into town.

[John Clay Wolf]

To do what? Oh, for this next one.

[Pre K]

Oh, because the coke sales are gonna have to go up.

[Bobbo]

Right?

[Pre K]

I mean, come on. Everybody's like, hey now, let's get it ready. And then what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who?

[Pre K]

Did you watch the game last night?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it was a blowout.

[Pre K]

Oh my God. They look good. Hooers, you want to play the clip from game? This first clip is all. This is it. This is all you need to hear, really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dar Hill Jr. Is the running back.

[Caller/Listener]

The quick pass is intercepted.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's going to be run in for an Indiana Touchdown.

[Pre K]

First 11 seconds of the game.

[Bobbo]

First play of the game.

[Pre K]

It was over literally that 11 seconds.

[Bobbo]

In what was your final? 59?

[Pre K]

56 to 22.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Fernando, that guy, he gets to go back home too. I mean Miami playing a home game, the championship game against Indiana, he's from Miami too. The storylines are great. So John, do you know, do you want to know what the line is right now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Pre K]

Indiana's favored by seven and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Pre K]

Do you want to put a bet on it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll take Indian.

[Pre K]

I agree too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, they were so good. It was ridiculous. So ranched. I mean it was so weird. Well, they're all 150 years old. They all retired from the NFL. They went back to college to play football.

[Pre K]

No, not all their players aren't.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I'm talking. No, the players, they're like all fifth and sixth year players. If you look at their strength lineup, their key guys. There's so many guys that are six year college players. So they brought in a bunch of old guys. Guys. And that's why they're. They're like an in between team between college and pro.

[Pre K]

Kinda.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, not kinda.

[Pre K]

No, because they all grew up with him as a coach. He basically took the James Madison University team and they went up with him. So they've been in this system for a long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like six years. Yeah.

[Pre K]

I mean, well, Carson Beck's been seven years Right. I mean, that's nuts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you know Carson Beck's expecting his first grandchildren? And he and Diego Pavia are both having grandkids this. This spring, so they're gonna have a good time together.

[Pre K]

So do you want to do the bets now? I mean, I know it's not looking great for you, but you want to, you want to do any bets right now or.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll do them a little bit. Yeah. Keep this, this fun going. Yeah. How did last week?

[Pre K]

Well, two weeks ago, I mean, we only did the NFL games. It was, you know, not great for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what's that mean? Two out of how many?

[Pre K]

Out of three games. But the major one you lost. Where's your Texas Tech team?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, they're out.

[Pre K]

Yeah. And there was a hundred dollar bet on that that they make the finals, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

And they did not.

[Pre K]

No. I'm sorry, John. So you're down $750 right now. Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's a lot. Yeah. I'm gonna pay you in quarters again.

[Pre K]

Oh, I know you will. Tax. You're gonna tax that too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody's gonna pay those taxes.

[Pre K]

We got some great playoff games, NFL games we can get to here in a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of, you just lost a listener. I've got some feedback this week. Do you have a. You just lost the listener drop? A bit of grooves was doing this, he'd already have it up.

[Pre K]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

You ticket heads. Grooves is in here helping us say actually grooves during the break. Why don't we up. Since Michael won't let you run the board because he's a ball hog. We'll do it during the break and we'll catch up and get familiar. So guys, if you, if you're a ticket head and you like grooves, go to jcwshow.com and click the YouTube stream and Michael will actually let him perform, I don't know, during the YouTube streams. During the commercial break.

[Caller/Listener]

Just lost a listener.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, John, wanted to give you a heads up of some of the negative listener feedback we've got from your shows during the holidays.

[Bobbo]

Oh, boy, oh boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here we go. So this signed Anonymous. I love the guy that sent in a mug. Here's one. Hi. I was listening to the show at 10:30 this morning. Saturday. No joke, because the show's on when? Saturday. When I heard the host and a few other guys discussing the Sharon Moore news, I knew this one was going to be a problem.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember this bit? Sure. When we were talking about the look of the white girls that like the black guys When I heard the host and a few guys discussing the shore. And more news. The comments about women being vindictive and about the affair partner's appearance came off as sexist and racist. Racist, racist. Especially when they were discussing what white girls who date black men look like. The look. You know who is that band that. That sang about it?

[Pre K]

Roxanne.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Roxanne. You got the look. There was a lot of victim blaming. Blaming her for losing his job, losing his salary, and getting arrested. I was shocked and disappointed to hear what amounted to be locker room talk between guys on live radio. Now I am shocked and disappointed that it took you this long to figure out that this is a locker room talk show.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

20 years of it, to be exact.

[Bobbo]

20 years in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I'm a sorry. I'm. I'm. I'm a. I'm a sorry that I offended you. I was shocked. Disappointed. Given the amount of misogyny and domestic violence in this day and age. See, when she threw the domestic violence thing in there, she's really trying to get me in trouble.

[Michael Turley]

Yep. She's trying to hook you.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's trying to hook me. Yeah. She is.

[Michael Turley]

She is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh? We didn't bring up that. That was a. That was a knee to the nuts.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

The domestic violence.

[Michael Turley]

I'm needed.

[John Clay Wolf]

We. We said nothing about domestic violence. There was nothing. But she's trying to get me correct. She doesn't like me.

[Bobbo]

She's got the look.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's sad to hear this type of bias talk. Please do better. I'm not gonna say her name. I respect your opinions, and I'm. I like to formally apologize.

[Pre K]

I think she just needs to go back in the kitchen.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no. Easy, buddy. Easy.

[Pre K]

I'm kidding. It's a joke, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

This came from an important person.

[Pre K]

Well, I'm joking.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm out on the limb even reading this. I don't need you to get me in trouble, if any. How many times have I said this? If anybody in this room is going to get me in trouble, I'd rather it be me, because I've got to explain these actions on Monday morning when I get these calls. So thank you. Turley. Why don't you dump yourself every once in a while? We'll be back in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolfen. His name is Michael Turley. And I will give you his cell phone number so you can call him and not me. All right?

[Show Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, Presented by Gimmy Dhavin.com Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio 1, 800, 800 radio. Now, John Clay Wolf Adam in Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'Ve got a 73 Road Runner restaurant stored. Not numbers matching. Is it a clone?

[Caller/Listener]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What motor?

[Caller/Listener]

440.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You want 35 grand for it?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, motor's got 2500 miles on it. Car has AC heat, you know, sticker, automatic.

[Pre K]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Listener]

It's Hemi orange with a black vinyl top.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's my first gut feeling was 25. Now I'm thinking 30. Would 30 buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

Probably so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm gonna send this. I'm gonna send this to Jason Love. I just took a picture of your phone number on our screen, and I'll have Jason give you a call and get some pictures and videos for him.

[Caller/Listener]

All right? You got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, man. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. What is this full of cars? About 10 cars. Wants to broker deal. Jason California. Oh, you've got a buddy that has about 10 cars. You want to do a deal with me?

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, John. Yeah, I just need to know where, where I can get a hold of you folks. I got a. I got a neighbor, he's in his late 80s. He's got a few tea buckets. He's got like a mash van. He's got like 15. 15 cars just sitting there. They've been sitting like this for like 10 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm gonna. Actually, right now, I took. I'm taking a picture of your phone number, and I'm gonna send it to Tony, who's one of my key buyers in la. Where are you in California?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm in Inland Empire, so Riverside, you know, county?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, Riverside.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. I will have Tony call you and we'll work a deal and I'll get. I'll, I'll. I'll pay you broker fee. But let me tell you this. Let me tell you this. We are going to talk, y' all make your deal up front, and then Tony's gonna deal with. We don't. When we do these, we don't go through the third guy. We'll pay you a fee for the bird dog. You'll work out a deal per car on the front side, and then we're gonna deal with the owner. We do not deal with the third baseman. Just can't.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, what if. What if I just. What if I just. So typically, what I. What I do is, you know, I do properties, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm a wholesaler. So in a garage door company. So when I wholesale a property, I just get under contract and I sell it and I have my, my spread, right? This, this deal, honestly, I don't know the game, so I just want to send a video. You guys tell me, hey, look, you know, I'm interested.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're not going to give you the price and you carry it to the owner and do that. We're going to deal with the. Going to have the deal with you on the front side of what we're going to pay you per car, and then we're going to do it and we're going to pay you a fee.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, I don't know the game. So you know what? That's fine with me. You're going to teach me it. I love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's fine. It's just simplest because if you start delivering the mail and it's going back and forth, it always gets screwed up. It just always. It's not your fault. It's just what you just said. It's not what you do. So it always gets screwed up. And then, then there's 10 cars there, and there's one that you can sell to this other guy that you think you can get more for. And this car is going to make three grand and you want to pull it. Stuff starts getting fragmented. We buy packages, we run averages, and I just want to keep it clean. I know you do. Yep. Thank you. That's 8008-0072-3480-0800-RATIO. Good morning, J.D.

[Michael Turley]

Good morning, John. Clay Wolf. You know, Toby Keith has a great song called I'll Never Smoke Weed with Willie again. You ever heard that one? Matthew McConaughey came out this week and he said he'll never smoke weed with Woody Harrelson again. He was on the Woody Harrelson and Ted Danson podcast this week and he said he can no longer keep up with the Woody man. Cut number 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

The new.

[Caller/Listener]

The new stuff does not agree with.

[John Clay Wolf]

My constitution and my mental makeup. It goes the other way.

[Pre K]

Time speeds up for me. I've chipped front tooth three times falling.

[Caller/Listener]

Out of a tree on a full.

[John Clay Wolf]

Moon when I smoked some of that stuff.

[Pre K]

Woody ass.

[Michael Turley]

Probably naked as well.

[Bobbo]

I would blame the tree in the full moon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Bobbo]

Blame the pot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember the Sharon Moore story I was talking about and you just lost the listener emails? Yeah. Here's another one. That's the same thing. I was willing, but. But the key thing, I was listening when with my wife as your host, went on a rant about women in affairs that ruined men's careers. In this guy Allen senate. And you know, he was under the gun. His wife, when he said it, she made him send it.

[Michael Turley]

You tell him this.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna post this on Reddit as well.

[Michael Turley]

Oh no.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought it. I mean, you know that. That's the beauty of America. You can change the channel and you. There are so many options these days. You can listen to Groobs and Grego in Reiner if you don't like us.

[Pre K]

So what did he say or she say?

[John Clay Wolf]

She was just mad about me saying that women in affair ruined men's careers. I don't remember saying that, but I'm sure I said so. I'm sure I said something.

[Michael Turley]

It's happened. Yeah, I mean, you know, I'm sure guys have screwed up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at the CEO of McDonald's.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Look at the four star, three star general of the U. S. Army. Remember that? About ten years ago. It happens.

[Michael Turley]

I mean the couple on the kiss cam. I mean.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh my God. Coldplay concert.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It happens.

[Michael Turley]

It happens.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I guess what, that the guy did it and he ruined his own career with this woman. I'm not just blaming the woman, I'm blaming the situation. Right? Yeah. I mean, look at the dead buck that somebody's going to post here in a minute on Facebook. A big trophy deer that they got shot this time of year. Guess what that buck was doing.

[Michael Turley]

I know what he was doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was chasing a whitetail.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that is not a racist comment.

[Michael Turley]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was chasing a female deer.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he came out of the woods and he got caught and he got shot.

[Pre K]

Yeah, they're both at fault there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do we have the deer here in the studio that's fixing to get shot?

[Pre K]

No, we do.

[Michael Turley]

We had him earlier.

[Pre K]

We do.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, there.

[Pre K]

This is a new. Hold on.

[Michael Turley]

He had to come up the stairs.

[Pre K]

Hold on. It's not easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's just call you uncle Buck. Uncle Buck. Listen, I know you're eight years old now and that's why your rack is so big. Right. And you know you're going to get killed this year.

[Bobbo]

I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do.

[Bobbo]

I'm pretty quick. Yeah, I mean, I'm not the one that got shot. That's my cousin Frederick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but.

[Bobbo]

But he's a dumb ass. He chases them all. He chased everywhere, broad daylight. He's rut. He's run all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you keep from getting shot?

[Bobbo]

Well, I'm running all the time too, but I go to different counties.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. In different states where people don't know you. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You wouldn't believe how you travel if you got legs like mine. You know, I've been to New Hampshire twice just this winter.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, just for a piece of tail?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. They won't shoot nothing by size.

[Pre K]

Oh.

[Bobbo]

Oh, but you boys, you're big.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. They're hunting.

[Bobbo]

You know something else?

[Caller/Listener]

You know what I'm talking.

[Bobbo]

I think you know what I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, do you have advice to your other deer, male deer, to keep from getting shot during the.

[Bobbo]

I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I know.

[Bobbo]

Here's what you do. And now listen, you got to keep your head on swivel, all right? Don't fight. Don't make no noises. If you hear Adler antlers rattling, don't investigate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Bobbo]

Okay. You got to be just like a white girl in a horror movie. Don't go nowhere near anything. Out of the question. Stay off the highway. Don't do speed.

[Pre K]

Oh, speed.

[Bobbo]

Adderall kills. So do bullets. So stay away from them and have yourself a good winner. We're almost there.

[Pre K]

Be careful going down the stairs there.

[Bobbo]

We're almost there. Oh, God dang that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Sorry about your boudoir, Scott.

[John Clay Wolf]

In Las Vegas. Is this pilot Scott? Scott, the pilot. You there?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, John.

[Bobbo]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. I see your Happy New Year. He's been out to Walnut Springs two or three times. You came to the big car show and you came to the bike rally last year and you're a great guy and I'm glad you're part of our group. You're one of my favorites, actually and.

[Pre K]

Oh, don't do that now. The chat room's not going to like you picking favorites here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he's an airplane geek and we can geek out on airplane stuff. He's a real pilot. This guy was the private jet pilot for the MGM group, was that right?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's the Venetian.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Sheldon Adelson. So he was flying all those guys around. I mean, he's just seen it all. This guy's got the best stories of anybody that has private jets. Vegas and the owners. You know, one of his owner's key men that's picking up these celebrities and everything all over the world. Yeah, this guy's got good stories. And now he is a pilot trainer and he's running the sim. Don't you do check rides in the sim or something?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, on the Gulfstream G5 in the 550s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So. That your questions? When's the rally? There's going to be a small rally in May. And I will. There was a problem over the dates and there was a little disruption with some of the sponsors that didn't want to be a part of another guy that was part of it. So we had to ban him. And he said no. So he's going to do his rally here in Maine. That's fine. And then we're going to do our big one, I believe in October. I don't know if that answered his question. So the one that I'll be promoting, the one that I'll be promoting, the Texas, I mean the, the Walnut Springs rally will be in October. The Rattlesnake rally that we started last year will be in May. And I'm not going to be really heavily promoting that one. But I mean the more, the merry, the more people that come to town and do this stuff, I'm good. But the one that we're, the one that we're actually doing is going to be in October.

[Pre K]

So come in October.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come in October. Scott. Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Very good, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. All right. That's all I had to say. That's all I had to say. Yeah, I was trying to figure out how to dance around it. You just lost a listener. You just lost a listener. What's new? I'll be right back.

[Pre K]

Oh, you gotta plug the cars. JD, what do we got coming up here?

[John Clay Wolf]

JD's such a slacker. I didn't.

[Michael Turley]

You said we'll be right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the car segment is up next. Call it. I didn't realize it's top of that hour. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234, 800, 800 radio calling now. Give me year, make, model, miles, average, rougher, clean. When we come back. I'm gonna bid your car on the air right now for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin dot com. We're going into a three minute commercial break or a music break and then we'll come back with the car segment. A new video is going up on our YouTube channel today at noon. And it's the second part of that Don Baskin thing. We went to Jackson, Mississippi that afternoon. It's cool. I like it. These videos are really fun. It's a lot of work though. Be right back. I'm worth more. You bet I'm worth more. I'm worth a little more.

[Podbean Announcer]

We completely [e-mail] you are worth more and your car's worth more. And we want to pay more for good cars that give me the vin cuz they Are worth more. And so are you. And remember, if we don't beat a deal from carvana or carmax, we'll pay you 100 bucks for top price, trust and ease of transaction. Give me the vin dot com. America's best car buyer.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com. so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ray in California. You've got a 08F450 Lariat diesel with 200,000 miles on it. You want 10 grand for that? I can probably buy that. You also have a 04 Mercedes SL 500 that has 130,000 miles on it. You want seven for. I cannot buy that.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Isn't that weird?

[Caller/Listener]

What do you think?

[John Clay Wolf]

The Mercedes worth three grand. It's so weird how hard the market treats those cars. It is so odd.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. All right, that's fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

So go. Go to givemetheven.com load them both up. And we. You live in Palmdale, is that right?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, Palmdale, Acton.

[John Clay Wolf]

How far we have? We have a San Diego. Give me the VIN office. We've got a Riverside. Give me the VIN office. We've got.

[Pre K]

Got Costa Mesa, Anaheim.

[John Clay Wolf]

Costa mesa, Anaheim and Burbank. Which one are you closest to?

[Caller/Listener]

Burbank is the closest.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then we'll do the deal and you can drop them off there. And then I'll have to. I'll just trailer them from. From there to our holding lot in Anaheim. Okay. Just go to givemetheven.com thank you, sir. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. James, you have an 87 GMC Caballero. Caballero. 305. 67, 000 miles, fully restored, short and tail lights. Wants 14 grand. I think that car is worth half of that. And. And I know it costs way more than that to restore it. I've had that 87 body style, you know, like an SS. I don't know if they made it. S. Now I'm losing my brain. What? George, you there? I mean, James, you there?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

El Camino. That's what this is. So this is a GMC El camino is what it is.

[Caller/Listener]

And Chevy. El Camino, GMC Caballero.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would it be SS if it was an El Camino?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I think the three there, 350 was the SS.

[John Clay Wolf]

The SS. I've had a couple, I had a, I had a converted SS that I sold for 20,000, but I had one like yours the other day that I sold for like seven.

[Caller/Listener]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm probably, I'm probably a seven grand buyer and just gamble that maybe we could get, you know, maybe I short sold that one and maybe yours is better. I don't know. If you want to sell it for that, go to givemetheven.com.

[Caller/Listener]

Appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. You know, a lot of times why would I give seven if I sold one for seven? Why do you play another hand of blackjack if you just lost the last hand? Because there's a chance that the next lay of cards could be a little different. As long as you're real close. Then we bet that we're just gambling on these cars. That's what it is. It's sports betting on automobiles. We'll be right back. Give me the vin.com if you want to place your bet.

[Show Announcer]

This is the John Clay Wolf show. Check out the Gimme The Vin Garage YouTube channel complete with live video stream.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be sure to check him out on his [e-mail].

[Podbean Announcer]

Greg, you don't have to get blackout drunk tonight, sweetie.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an open bar. We'd be losing money if we don't get blackout piss drunk. My best friend and alcohol slash financial advisor can explain. Christina, it is literally leaving money on the table to not get totally wasted tonight. It's just, just poor capital management. So you think just because they're free.

[Caller/Listener]

You have to drink them?

[John Clay Wolf]

Think about it like this.

[Show Announcer]

If we go to a cash bar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tonight, we'd be spending tons of cash on those drinks. But because we're not, that cash stays in my pocket.

[Caller/Listener]

So vis a vis now I have.

[John Clay Wolf]

More cash for future drinks, so I have made more cash.

[Podbean Announcer]

So we're actually making money by getting drunk.

[Show Announcer]

Exactly. You're passing the course.

[Podbean Announcer]

You know what? I think I'll get blackout drunk then too.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Welcome to the board.

[Show Announcer]

You're listening to the John Car Clay Wolf Show.

[Caller/Listener]

The guy's a blackout drunk.

[Show Announcer]

800800 radio. Check out the podcast jcwshow.com. we now return to the John Clay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wolf show and the guys. The lady in LA said that she heard locker room talk on this radio. That's incredible. I can't believe that it was tried as that. Well, that's so short sighted.

[Michael Turley]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. 800-8800 radio. Speaking of other male things and females, throw that barbecue plate up on the picture. On our YouTube stream. Please, Kyle. Plate of barbecue. Let's talk barbecue. You want to talk barbecue? We're on in Austin, Texas. Okay, J.D. look at that photo.

[Michael Turley]

Let me look.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you have make it big. Yeah. We can't, Kyle. Make it big. Jesus. What the hell's wrong with you, kid? Put it back up. You can cover the whole screen with it. Yeah, if you could turn it.

[Caller/Listener]

Turn it the other way.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you turn it the other way, that would help. Okay. Anyway, you have a quarter pound of sausage.

[Michael Turley]

Got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have a quarter pound of brisket. Brisket. You have not one, but two pork ribs.

[Michael Turley]

Ribs.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he. He gave me a couple of burnt ends on there since I was a first time try.

[Michael Turley]

Those are good.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then you have two sides. Potato salad and green beans. Green beans. Okay. And iced tea. How much? Now let me tell you where Terry Blacks.

[Pre K]

Oh, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold on. God, you don't blow it for everybody.

[Pre K]

I'm not gonna guess. I know. I've been through this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so Terry Blacks. Have you heard of Terry Blacks? No. Babo, have you heard of Terry Black's barbecue? Yeah, it's new in Fort Worth, but it's famous all over everywhere else.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know why it's so fake. Leave it up, Kyle.

[Michael Turley]

And it's above your head now, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fine until we're done talking about the barbecue. Leave the picture of the barbecue on the board, please, sir. Thank you.

[Bobbo]

There's too many buttons to resist.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so how much do you think that costs at a famous barbecue?

[Bobbo]

42.

[John Clay Wolf]

$42. Okay, J.D. what is your gonna say?

[Michael Turley]

About 42, but I'll go with 51.

[John Clay Wolf]

51 for a plate of barbecue?

[Michael Turley]

I know because I know how much these are by the pound.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K. What is your guess on what my receipt was for that plate with an iced tea.

[Pre K]

Oh, at Terry Blacks?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Pre K]

I'll be surprised if you got out under a hundred.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, pre K. Give me a number. We're not. We're doing prices right.

[Pre K]

85.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And Kyle, homeschool. Kyle, are you there? You got to turn him on, Mike. I got to put him on. Sorry. John Guest, PC Video tech. There he is. Hey, you there? Yeah. Okay, what's your guess on price?

[Pre K]

65.

[John Clay Wolf]

65. Now what? Why do you think it would be $65? That just sounds like too much. And you're in high school, so why. Why are you bidding there? I don't know. Meat's expensive, man. Okay, so it was $71. 71. Do you know what those two ribs cost.

[Bobbo]

28.

[John Clay Wolf]

21 for two ribs.

[Pre K]

I.

[John Clay Wolf]

You made this mistake.

[Pre K]

This is hilarious that you brought this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Pre K]

Hilarious because last Saturday we were off, was hanging with a kid, and I was like, hey, there's Terry Blacks.

[John Clay Wolf]

I heard about this.

[Pre K]

Yeah, let's go in there.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[Pre K]

We go, we get.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you know, barbecue is expensive, and, you know, it's gonna be. It's a treat. It's a New Year's treat to your son.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Pre K]

And we're like, all right, let's get it. Let's try a little thing. Let's do a little corn. We do a little bit of the Mac and cheese. We get two slices. Get four ribs. Oh, yeah, four ribs.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's $44.

[Pre K]

I. I did not. Trust me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was like, you had no idea what you're doing? No.

[Pre K]

It's like we're splitting between the two of us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Pre K]

It's like, that's four ribs. Two ribs per person. That's fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're worried that you might still be hungry, Correct? I was thinking you're being cheap.

[Pre K]

I was thinking that a sausage, the jalapeno sausage. Yeah. They ring me up. It's like, a hundred and twenty dollars.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like, something wrong here? Something wrong here.

[Pre K]

And I panic. I'm like. And I can't tell, but you know my kids right there, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't look cheap.

[Pre K]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's used to you looking cheap, and he's used to you complaining.

[Pre K]

He looked at me, and I'm like, here's okay. And I just paid, right? I'm like, okay, this better be the best damn barbecue ever, right? If I'm paying $120 for two people, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Two people, four ribs.

[Pre K]

I'm not disparaging. The ribs were excellent.

[John Clay Wolf]

The ribs were the best thing on there. It's just fine. It's just fine.

[Pre K]

It's not 120.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's good.

[Pre K]

Yeah, it's good. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've had better.

[Pre K]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Heim is better.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Weber's is better.

[Pre K]

If he ever comes back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Pre K]

Much better. Yeah. And we're here in the Nut.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're actually making a deal with Weber to cook briskets at the Nut at the Roadhouse. And we have Weber's barbecue brisket at the Roadhouse already.

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're gonna start weaving that into the menu.

[Pre K]

But I, I, I'm. I have almost walked out. I was like, I can't pay for this. But the problem is they cut it in front of you that you got it laid out. It's right there. You can't. You can't go back.

[John Clay Wolf]

We sold a whole done Weber's brisket to a customer for a hundred and fifty dollars. And I was like, wow, that's a lot. You know, we made like $40 on it. And it. If you bought a brisket at this place, it'd be 2,000. Yeah, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Hell yeah, it would.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, my God.

[Pre K]

This is so funny that if anybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has a Terry Black story, I'd like to understand what happened to me because I wanted to call the rape Crisis Hotline. [phone]-0800 radio. I have been violated and I don't understand what happened.

[Pre K]

I'm totally on board with you. And this is so funny. That just happened to you too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Because, like, you know, you think it's a new place, it's gonna be good.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's a lot of people there. Yeah.

[Pre K]

Wait a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's a lot of families there.

[Michael Turley]

Isn't there a menu that tells you kind of really. It's not really.

[Pre K]

It's kind of like by the pound. I'm like, well, I'm not getting a pound. I'm only getting a couple slices.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, no, no, no, no.

[Pre K]

It doesn't work that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good for them that they can have a business like that and that it drives a premium like that and there's that many people that want to eat it. It. Congratulations. I'm proud of them. And I will probably go back sometime maybe on just for the Valentine's Day. If you're taking your wife out somewhere fancy. All right, that's not fancy. Cooper's Barbecue. Way just as good. And it's expensive. But nobody is in the price point of this deal.

[Bobbo]

Hurtado's over there in the hoods a damn good shot.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a new level of price.

[Pre K]

Premium barbecue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Holy smokes, Batman.

[Bobbo]

That's the dining out gouge of the modern age, though, I think, is barbecue. There always used to be kind of a relative low brow thing about smoked meats. And you just go as barbecue.

[Pre K]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Underwoods. We all remember Underwoods nowadays.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Kyle, you can take it down now.

[Michael Turley]

I have the price.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got the price. That plate that I've had up there on our YouTube jcw.com was 70, $71. And then they're like, would you like to tip? And I didn't. Did you? Yeah, but you're going through a cafeteria line. There is no waiter service. Why do you have to tip?

[Pre K]

Yeah, why I know, I don't understand. Well the guy had to cut the meat.

[John Clay Wolf]

What person. But they've been cutting the meat all of our lives until covet. And then you had to start doing did. I mean when we used to go through the lunch line in, in middle school, did we tip the lunch ladies?

[Michael Turley]

Hell no.

[Pre K]

I don't understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

What percentage did you tip?

[Pre K]

I do the normal 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh wow.

[Pre K]

I, my kid, he's been in the service doing you know, bellhop and stuff like that. So I want to show a good example.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you know, be a waiter then. I don't know. I, I, I've got a, I've got a little bit of an issue on the walk up line. Why don't you tip the guy at 7:11 when he gives you a six pack of beer then cuz you picked it up.

[Michael Turley]

That's a good point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't you know I went through the pharmacy the other day and I gave her $10. She was so nice. Said what are you doing? I said most people tip on nothing. You're dealing drugs man. Here's your 10 bucks. We'll be right back.

[Show Announcer]

And now we return. Return to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemetheven.com and check out the [e-mail].

[John Clay Wolf]

We'Re gonna play Jeopardy right now. Random call in if you want somebody. We're gonna pick somebody to play with us. 800-800-800-7234 if you win, if you beat Bobbo, JD and myself, then you get to pick something off the merch [e-mail] jcwshow.com Do I have a lisp? It's whistling when I say jcew show.

[Pre K]

And it's actually pre K because Bob was the host. So it's pre K and you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, versus a listener win.

[Pre K]

John stuff. What is the cool merch on there by the way? That hat, the GMTV garage hat. It's hot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like it's good. Yeah, we did a good one.

[Pre K]

Yeah, that's good stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually you know what I want to do? Bring up my buddy Ryan. He's here. Ryan, come sit up. You can play against us.

[Bobbo]

Y' all are in trouble now.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, what, what are the topics.

[Bobbo]

You let smart people play? Time to test the intellect and pop culture IQ of our own John Clay Wolf show crew. Here are your categories. Category 1, Legal Eagles, Famous faves from our favorite lawyer stories. And category two, Fun with Homonyms. Things that share their names.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'll be hard for me. I think so. We've got Ryan McConnell. Say hi, Ryan. Real quick.

[Pre K]

So I could check your mic. Use the other mic right there. There we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, Ryan. And then Pre K, jd, Baba and myself. All right, so, Ryan, you just say ding, ding, ding. And that's how we use the buzzer.

[Bobbo]

That's right. Ready to go?

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha.

[Bobbo]

Let's play Jeopardy. Category 1. Question 1. After a number of lightweight romantic comedies and other fair. One of the first Films of Matthew McConaughey McConnell, period. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is the Lincoln Lawyer?

[Bobbo]

What is the Lincoln Lawyer?

[Michael Turley]

Damn.

[Bobbo]

Check out the big brain on John. Question two. It's true. In television, even a super friendly small town Sheriff from the 60s could make a perfect criminal defense attorney in the 80s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is Perry Mason?

[Bobbo]

That is incorrect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Especially played by the great Andy Griffin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. Y' all are so dumb. Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. All three. Y' all are dumb.

[Bobbo]

Andy Griffith played a lawyer 15 seconds in the 80s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't got it.

[Bobbo]

Correct answer is what is Matlock? What is Matlock? Okay, Johnson, John's watched a little bit of network TV in the day. I can tell it. Question 3. If sling blade played it a little more like Bad Santa as an alcoholic California attorney, he'd be the main character of this recent Amazon prime series starring Billy.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is Landman?

[Bobbo]

That is incorrect. That's not an Amazon prime series.

[Pre K]

Yeah, that's the key there.

[Bobbo]

A lawyer, California. The drunk lawyer.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the question again?

[Bobbo]

If Sling Blade had played it a little more like Bad Santa as an alcoholic California attorney, he'd be the main character of this recent Amazon prime series starring Billy Bob Thorpe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I know.

[Pre K]

It's 10 seconds.

[Bobbo]

Go again.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I got nothing. You got nothing. Jd, Pre kd, everything. What is Goliath?

[Bobbo]

Correct answer is what is Goliath? That's correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I said.

[Bobbo]

Great show. I love that. Into category two.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I should be winning.

[Bobbo]

This could represent an American steakhouse cafeteria or a classic American Western TV series.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is Bonanza?

[Bobbo]

That's correct.

[Pre K]

I mean, y' all are even.

[Bobbo]

You're right on a wavelength.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was going for Sizzler, but that doesn't work.

[Bobbo]

I love Sizzler, man. Question. Whether referring to the side of a lake or a financial institution, you're talking about one of these.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, ding, ding, ding.

[Bobbo]

Daddy.

[Michael Turley]

Well, it's a bank.

[Bobbo]

That's correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nice job.

[Pre K]

JD's on the board, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was so dumb that, I mean, missed it.

[Bobbo]

All right. Sometimes I have to do that for you, John. You're Welcome. Question three. It's true that spring loaded gadget that holds your bullets is also what your mom used to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is a clip?

[Bobbo]

That is a clip. That is correct.

[Pre K]

Dang.

[Bobbo]

Into our bonus questions we go double jeopardy. This is. This is not too topsy turvy, huh? All right, in the category one, question one, actor Raymond Burr followed being the evil villain in Hitchcock's Rear Window to playing America's favorite defense attorney from 1957-19.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perry Basin.

[Bobbo]

That is correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Finally. Wow.

[Bobbo]

You knew there had to be a Perry Mason there, right?

[Pre K]

All right, guys, he's up five to one and no one.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, come on. I just don't have my television knowledge.

[Bobbo]

From the seventies and eighties.

[John Clay Wolf]

You never like, skipped school and acted sick and sat there and just watched tv. That's why I was watching HBO constantly. Not as a kid. They didn't even have hbo. We had that view thing at the house on Inca. And you can flip it on and get some porn. You remember that?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where your. Your grandparents caught us with the dish.

[Michael Turley]

Going the wrong way?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. In the middle of the night. The satellite dish. Yeah, I forgot the satellite. But it was a winner.

[Bobbo]

In question two, blue. We all know Devil's Advocate, but Al Pacino's first performance as an attorney was in this classic from 1979 in which he uttered the line, I'm out of order. You're out of order. This whole court's out of order.

[John Clay Wolf]

1979, Al Pacino, lawyer. He was a lawyer.

[Michael Turley]

See the scene?

[John Clay Wolf]

That was the one. He wasn't an attorney.

[Pre K]

He was like the blind 10 seconds.

[Bobbo]

No, no. That was sin of a woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Booyah.

[Bobbo]

No one correct answer is what is injustice for all?

[John Clay Wolf]

Never saw it.

[Bobbo]

I'm out of order. You're out of order. This whole court's out of order.

[Caller/Listener]

It.

[Bobbo]

Didn't he say that in Sin of a Woman too? Did not. No. Instead of woman, he said.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got that from Seinfeld.

[Bobbo]

Right, right. In category two, question one, this could be a generally unassuming attitude or a suburb of Houston. When the H is silent.

[John Clay Wolf]

One more time. These are homonyms, Right?

[Bobbo]

Generally unassuming attitude.

[Michael Turley]

Ding, ding.

[Bobbo]

Or jd, what is humble? What is humble?

[Michael Turley]

Humble.

[Bobbo]

Humble. That's correct.

[Pre K]

Hey, JD's trying to come back.

[Michael Turley]

Trying.

[Pre K]

Five to three. Those are the only two playing right now.

[Bobbo]

JD, it's all on you, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here it is.

[Bobbo]

Last bonus question. Category two, question two. Both a plain woven textile fabric and a tri color cat are called by this peculiar name.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ding, ding, ding. Calico.

[Bobbo]

What is calico that's correct.

[Pre K]

And we have.

[Bobbo]

We have a winner, folks. Boy, you're dialed in, John, man, I'm just.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm living good, doing Adderall, drinking.

[Bobbo]

I thought you were. I thought you were doing Adderall.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm not doing that.

[Bobbo]

Seemed very sleep. I've been talking about you behind your back. I've been. I've been inserting the phrase, Adderall is a hell of a drug.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there really four minutes left, or did you do that incorrectly?

[Pre K]

No, that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 800-800-723-4-Landon in Nashville. I see your 91 DLX pickup, Toyota. I don't know that car, but I sent it to Mike in. Where's he live? One of my pros, Mike Thompson, lives in. Outside of Reno, and he will be calling you.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I just don't. Here's what I told him. I sent him a copy of what you wrote there. I said, I don't know these. If this guy is in the reality of the. Of the world, call him back. If you wouldn't even give the 20 grand that he turned down, then don't even bother calling him back. So if you get a call back.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. All right. Thanks, man. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. It's time for mail from jail with Johnny Cash.

[Pre K]

Slowly coming down from heaven.

[Michael Turley]

He is taking a little bit of time. Yeah, well, after the holidays, he's been a little slow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. Yeah. Takes him a minute. Yeah. There he is.

[Pre K]

Hey, Johnny.

[Bobbo]

Well, is the.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, he looks hungover.

[John Clay Wolf]

She do.

[Pre K]

What's wrong with you, Johnny?

[Bobbo]

This is a. This is a very strange male from jail we've got.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Pre K]

You look confused by it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Does.

[Bobbo]

I? Absolutely am.

[Michael Turley]

Maybe he knows the guy or something. Or not.

[Bobbo]

Suffice to say, I got a. I got an email from a fellow. Said to me, johnny, I've been out for four years. I've done my time. I did 10 years.

[Michael Turley]

So is Adam James.

[Bobbo]

Jail not for murder.

[Pre K]

Oh, wow.

[Bobbo]

It was armed robbery.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Caller/Listener]

Arm robbery.

[Bobbo]

Aggravated his hole.

[Michael Turley]

Well, okay.

[Bobbo]

A twofer, as they say. Been out four years. Did some hvac training, making a living pretty good. I've got a Silverado. What, 1997. Having trouble with the bearings there. I think I'm getting ready to. Ready to throw a wad. Oh, no. In there. John, you know, I've been listening to your show for nine years.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I'd appreciate it if you'd maybe buy me a motor for that truck.

[Pre K]

John's not gonna Buy him a motor.

[Bobbo]

Right. I mean, it's not a Tacoma. It's not an import. It's just a Silverado.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, but what would the motivation be?

[Bobbo]

Might be good. Well, I'm not. I mean, I'm just reading the letter.

[Michael Turley]

Reading the letter. I understand.

[Bobbo]

That's what he says. He'd like a motor.

[Michael Turley]

He'd like a motor.

[Bobbo]

Thanks for the memories.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Still a fan. Buy me a motor.

[Pre K]

That's a bizarre letter from.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Jail. That he just got out of jail.

[Bobbo]

And he needs a motor. It's the strangest thing, you know, I never thought. I think this is the first guy that's out that used to ride his mail from jail.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And now he's writing mail from what, I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

He works in air conditioning and heating.

[Bobbo]

Mail from dealer finance. Mail from mail from dealer service. Mail from the retail world. I don't know.

[Pre K]

Where can they get. Where can they send this letters to?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I find it scary. I don't know.

[Pre K]

No, you don't have.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, you do.

[Bobbo]

I mean, that's a JCW show. Oh, partners, if you got mail from jail, just send it on down the line to us here at P.O. box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. The zip code is 76147. Buy me a motor. You know, that'd make a good country zone.

[Pre K]

Buy me a motor.

[Michael Turley]

Speaking of country, folks, Jelly Roll has been taking a little time off at his house. He's apparently enjoying himself. And of course, everything Jelly Roll does, he videotapes. And he puts it up on YouTube and everywhere else, and people jump on it. Here's cut number eight of Jelly Roll. Oh, my God.

[Caller/Listener]

Watching Shy try to rope her back in. Oh, that's a bull, baby. Trying to say. No, I'm not going in there.

[Michael Turley]

We're getting a good old fight.

[Caller/Listener]

I didn't expect this. Oh, here comes S'.

[John Clay Wolf]

More.

[Michael Turley]

Look.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, he's getting cored.

[Michael Turley]

We're coring a cow, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

This cow is fast, dude. Run, S'.

[Pre K]

More.

[Bobbo]

Run.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Then a couple of his cows got same music.

[Michael Turley]

And I know he's got the greatest PR people ever. He could do anything. And they get him on the radio.

[Bobbo]

You know, John Belushi was famous. The fat guy's funny, right? Who's the Chris Farley? Fat guys always funny. Remember the guy on Mad tv? He got skinny.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Not funny.

[Michael Turley]

Not funny anymore.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jelly Fat to be funny.

[Bobbo]

Jelly Roll may be suffering from this.

[Pre K]

From.

[Michael Turley]

I'm not. I'm skinny now. I'm not funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

All I'm d. Look at cows.

[Bobbo]

Used to be a cow myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lost £200 looking at cows. Go.

[Bobbo]

S go.

[John Clay Wolf]

He looks sickly. Look at mesquite.

[Podbean Announcer]

Wee wee.

[Bobbo]

I lost too much damn weight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gavin in Las Vegas, Nevada. What's on your mind, bud?

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, man, can you hear me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Speak a little louder, but yep.

[Caller/Listener]

Hello. Hey, man, I'm from Vegas. Started watching the show about six months ago and I just want to say hello, everybody. And hey, have you guys had any thoughts about June?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's in June?

[Caller/Listener]

Because I've been hearing that in June is Gonna hit your 20th anniversary for on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I don't know if you guys are gonna continue or no, I'm gonna quit in June. We're gonna quit in June.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, are you gonna be doing anything else, like podcast area?

[Pre K]

Stay tuned to the YouTube page.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, stay tuned the YouTube page. But yeah, we're gonna quit. We're gonna quit the radio in June. It'll be 20 years. And I'll keep everybody posted. Okay. But thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the air. Forgivemetheven.com. They don't get pay to take vacations. I let me alone, they spy on me. I try to hide, they won't let me alone. They persecute me. Then the judge and jury. All in one.

[Caller/Listener]

Two from the Wolf.

[Show Announcer]

Radio studios, it's time for the John John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com call John toll free. Cheap Bastards, 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800, radio. If you missed any of the show, go to jcwshow.com right now and download the podcast. This is the largest morning show in America, the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we still on local stations like Waco and Austin and Dallas Fort Worth?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Hey, guys, if you want to come drive a touring drive that I do by myself or with friends every once in a while, show up tomorrow morning at the GMTV garage. Say I'll get there about nine in Walnut Springs and bring your car and we'll go do a drive. We'll do cars and quesadillas. Across the street is the Bosque canteen and they open for brunch at 10 and we'll go over there and get something to eat and then take this road trip. And it's a windy through the hill country. It's about two hours, about a two hour tour. I mean, I'm just Coming up with this out of my butt. I mean, I'm gonna do it. I'm going to do it. And if anybody'd like to join me, then show up, you know, nine to ten we're gonna. I'm gonna eat at the cantina at brunch at 10 o', clock, so. But you can come. I'll get to the garage right across the street where the cars are about nine. And the reason I'm doing this is because normally I get up Sunday morning and ride about 30 miles enduro cross country.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I did that New Year's Day, which was Friday, and I was running against two 20 year olds that are pretty good writers. They're open class intermediate.

[Bobbo]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was, I was beating them.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Until I broke my foot.

[Pre K]

Oh, not again.

[Michael Turley]

You broke your.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

So I broke it. I can't ride tomorrow morning, but I can drive. I can't drive a stick, but I can drive which foot, Right. Some. Seriously.

[Bobbo]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I didn't like breaking in half.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you see me walking, you don't see. I mean, it's just. What are they? Metatarsals on the top?

[Pre K]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

I definitely, I. I've been too hard headed to go get it scanned yet. It's been a week and if I didn't break it, I just bruised the dog s out of it. But I think I cracked a little bit. If I stay on my heel, it didn't really hurt. And. And if I keep this wrapper, I'm in a. I'm in the boot kind of thing. If you see me wearing combat boots, that's why. Because they said, you know, really stiff, sold straight, still hold boots. And I don't want to wear one of those wrapper boots, you know, the boot. I hurt my foot boots, so I'm just wearing combat boots and having it wrapped up with a like ankle.

[Bobbo]

Dang it.

[Pre K]

So you're so stubborn you won't wear an actual medical boot?

[John Clay Wolf]

I just, there's just no reason. I mean, I'm.

[Michael Turley]

What I'm doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

What I'm doing is fine. It's fine. It's been a week. It has gotten better. But it, But I can tell it's been a week and it's still, that pain is still there. If I put it in the wrong spot and I'm like, yeah, I cracked it. But what the hell you got to do? Go to the doctor, pay a thousand dollars, get a scan, go the ER do all the crap. And then what, what, what are they going to tell you. They're going to tell you to put this boot on and be careful. So I've wrapped it up with a brace. I'm wearing a big combat boot and I'm being careful. I'm not riding dirt bikes in the morning. I'm going to go drive classic muscle cars through the hill country. And if you want to come and eat Mexican food. So if you want. My wife's out of town by the way too. Huh. We kind of figured that.

[Pre K]

That's why I didn't go to the doctor.

[Michael Turley]

Everybody figured that, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you want to join me, come to Walnut Springs in the morning. GMTV garage is the name of the garage. And I'll meet you at the bosque canteen at 10. We'll do cars and quesadillas and then we'll go. If there's one person that shows up.

[Michael Turley]

Or if there's 10 people, be 20 or 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bring your Chevelles, bring your whatever, bring your 911s, bring your Lamborghinis and we'll just. I got a kick ass route through these hill countries. It's about four towns and it's really cool pool. It's about two hours and we'll probably start, stop at the Horny Toad and.

[Pre K]

Maybe grab a beer, maybe cars and cast quesadillas.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good. I just made that up off time. That's another thing I pulled out of my. Yeah. Sphincter.

[Bobbo]

I'll stand by you, John. You know that boot? You don't want that boot.

[Pre K]

Canadian mounting guy.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, no, slow you down. Slow your way down. And when I get to duck season, you know, and you're in the boat.

[Michael Turley]

Oh yeah. In the boat.

[Bobbo]

In the boat with a boot.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

The ducks won't come anywhere near you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, they.

[Bobbo]

I don't know what their problem is with the boot, but they see the boot, they're like, that guy's gonna kill us all, you know? Hey, hey. Not good.

[Michael Turley]

No, don't.

[Bobbo]

Don't wear that boot, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then we'll end up at the roadhouse watching football on that 50 foot big screen. So I got a good day lined up.

[Michael Turley]

Does the wife get upset when you break your foot?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I'm just asking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. She.

[Michael Turley]

What are you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's why I haven't gone to the doctor.

[Michael Turley]

I know why.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think it is? No, just because right now it's a spring.

[Michael Turley]

Right?

[Bobbo]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

You don't want proof.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[Michael Turley]

Exactly.

[Pre K]

It may be broken.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not.

[Pre K]

I Don't know, you know.

[Michael Turley]

Brush.

[Pre K]

But if you admit to it, it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was the day before we went skiing. She's like, you're not gonna ski. I'm like, ah, I hurt my foot. How'd you hurt your foot? I'm like, oh, I don't know. I twisted it.

[Michael Turley]

Just stares at all at the office.

[John Clay Wolf]

I told her, but I mean, I. But you know, I don't think it's broke.

[Michael Turley]

There's no proof it's broke.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no proof. Prove it it. Because I did kind of make a deal with her. If I break another bone, I'll stop.

[Michael Turley]

That's what I was going for right there.

[Pre K]

Don't want that deal broken.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kinda. Kinda loose. Loose, you know, kind of. We discussed it and then she wanted to start riding with me. And then she's like, will I be getting all scratched up and coming home with scratches and broken this and that, Mike? Yeah. She's like, well, I'm not gonna ride this. Okay, then. Good. It's fun. That KTM 350, man, it's the best. No doubt. It's the best thing in the world.

[Michael Turley]

You're not gonna quit, period.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. Absolutely.

[Michael Turley]

No, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely not. When you could still beat little kids.

[Michael Turley]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what it's all about. That's what it's all about. Joy is beating kids in sports as a crippled man.

[Pre K]

It's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like as an old man.

[Pre K]

The guys that still play basketball, yeah. They're 55, 60 years old, still shooting hoops. It's because of that right there.

[Michael Turley]

They're gonna beat the kids.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not the fourth graders, but the high schoolers and the college kids. Yes. You want to beat them. You want to elbow them in the.

[Michael Turley]

Face because that way you're not old.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[Caller/Listener]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-807- and when I left the house, she said, you're riding against how old these kids? And one of them's like, they're both like 20. She's like, don't get hurt. Don't try to beat him.

[Michael Turley]

Just don't try to beat him. Won't, honey, you know me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wasn't trying to beat him. I was beating their ass. I mean, I wasn't trying. Right. Just doing it. That's so great. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. What have you got, boss?

[Michael Turley]

Bar owner in New Jersey is asking for folks. You know, sometimes you put. Put stuff up on the wall of a restaurant that kind of. This speaks to us.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is.

[Michael Turley]

This Is something we don't want. Anybody's taking this. Well, in this New Jersey restaurant. The Jersey restaurant's called Donkey's Place, and they have this thing up on the wall. Let's say walrus penis. That was there.

[John Clay Wolf]

How big is it?

[Michael Turley]

It was giant, actually. And they said displayed right behind the bar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fine, giant.

[Michael Turley]

But did we see a photo of it? Was it.

[Bobbo]

I haven't seen a photo of anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't sexualize it or it won't be clear forever.

[Michael Turley]

Fcc, we're not doing that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Titillating.

[Michael Turley]

But it was displayed behind the bar for years, and someone has stolen the donkey places.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold on. I need to groups. Take a note. You would have done this, right? You would have already. You. You would have already keyed up. I am the walrus from. From the Beatles. Can't play.

[Pre K]

People can't play Beatles.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't play the Beatles.

[Pre K]

No, I would have done it too. There's no way of doing it.

[John Clay Wolf]

A group of three guys come in yesterday, really drinking for hours. Don't just stay behind the bar. I run around in the back and do tables for the grill. And I cook cheesesteaks. If you've been to donkeys before, you may know what this is that I'm talking about or what this means. I can't say what it is because I want this video to go viral. So let's just say let's find the guy that stole donkeys. You know what? Or if the person that stole it is watching this, please bring it back, please. Is it stuffed and, like, treated like taxidermy?

[Bobbo]

They can go upwards of three feet.

[Michael Turley]

Feet? Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

All I could think about is Tommy Lee Schlong.

[Michael Turley]

This one appeared to be about two and a half, three feet.

[Pre K]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did y' all see that video with him and Pam Anderson on that houseboat in Lake Havasu?

[Michael Turley]

Everyone's seen it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, where did that thing come from?

[Michael Turley]

Well, I saw the video enough to know where it came from.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How would you like to live with something like that?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, that'd just be horrible.

[Pre K]

There's a story, and I'm not gonna pull it up, but there's a NFL, former NFL player. His ex wife divorced him because it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Too big, and he sued her. Yeah.

[Pre K]

You know the story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he sued her. It's not too big. Define too big.

[Pre K]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

These.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

What would be the grounds?

[John Clay Wolf]

She.

[Pre K]

Because she was talking about his private.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand you could add to your manhood, J.D. what dimensions would you add?

[Michael Turley]

You mean in just in General total.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Or in that half inch, quarter inch just there. Oh, that'd be nice to put at least another inch on it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you make you happier.

[Michael Turley]

I don't care who made happier. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

By the way, you know where that thing came from? You know where that thing came from?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Athens, Greece. Tommy lee was born in Greece. His father was a u. S. Army sergeant. I did not know that he could.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be the spokesman for donkeys.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's ridiculous. You know the guy during COVID that had the huge schlong that. The black fellow that was sitting there and everybody would send you photos of him. He was sitting on the bed with his. Oh yeah, he died.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

His schlong was so big. It killed.

[Michael Turley]

It killed him.

[John Clay Wolf]

It took all the blood out of his circulatory system. He died.

[Michael Turley]

One more inch, I'd be an even nine. That'd be good.

[Pre K]

800-800-723-4-Jd just humbly bragging.

[John Clay Wolf]

What Jim and middle othian. Is that KT? Okay. KTM 350. A two stroke or four stroke? I don't think they make a two stroke 350, do they?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I don't know. Yeah, you know, I've just. Yeah, I just didn't. I guess you are. Most obviously it's a four stroke man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's a. For sure. I've got a. I've got a 454 stroke exc. And a 354 stroke. The. The famous. The bike that made KTM famous is their 2 stroke 300. And I've got. That's right. I've got a recluse and I have another. I have a handbrake under my clutch lever for my rear brake because my foot doesn't work right. So I have to use handbrakes. But because of my injury 20 years ago. But now that you know. But that'll get me going again faster now that after my foot's halfway healed then with having a handbrake too. And I'll come out here for middle oathian. I'll race you for pink slips. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Call in with the cars. The cars are up next. Wait for this musical break. Then we'll do the lightning round with the cars. Brought to you by America's best car buyer. GiveMeTheEven.com and a new YouTube car chaser video that we been doing is going up at noon today. JCWShow.com is how you get to the live stream. And it'll take you straight to that at noon. And the last one we had, is it at a million yet? The one we did last week, I think it's at 9, 10, or 9. Yeah, it really moved. So our YouTube's finally blowing up. Finally. Finally. Fine. And it's been a lot of work. God, it's been a lot of work. Holy smokes. Just like the radio show. I was going to quit the radio anyway. We'll see. Talk when you're back. I'm worth a lot more.

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[John Clay Wolf]

I'm worth more.

[Podbean Announcer]

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[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this is the lightning round. Sam, you've got a junk avalanche with a motor that you want to sell. An LS05. Where's this located? In Ohio. Is that right?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, I'm actually grow city orient right off of 665.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.05 avalanche with 200,000 miles. You know.

[Caller/Listener]

The engine's been completely overhauled. Like, this was my baby. I drove to Cleveland during COVID bought it and completely overhauled it. I've had it since 2019. My wife got hit and it got salvaged. So it's just been sitting for about a year. It's got some ground issues and whatnot. But when I tell you this engine, I've been keeping it because it's a scalded dog. Like, no, I believe it's a five. Three. I don't want to lie, but it is not have fuel displacement. It is a solid V8. That's the like the last year that they had that. It's the scalded dog I hear. I mean, a runner.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand there's better. There's better buyers for this truck than me. But if you want to chunk it. I'm. I'll give a thousand bucks, but, you know, there are people out there that will. That will give you two grand for this thing, for the motor, But I'm just gonna flip it, and I've got to haul it and have expenses, and it's just really not. It's not that interesting to me.

[Caller/Listener]

I get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Greg in Long Beach. What have you got?

[Caller/Listener]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, what have you got, Greg?

[Caller/Listener]

I got a 06 Mercedes Benz E55AMG.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was. That was. That was. They. Okay, now I know what body style you're talking about. Sorry, it took me a minute. Go ahead.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it's the last year that, you know, a mechanic made the engine all by himself. One mechanic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mm.

[Caller/Listener]

Sign up. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Says you want 35 grand. Where are you coming up with that number?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I've looked all over the country, and for the, oh, six, it's got the lowest mileage in the country.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

I bought it for. I bought it with 30,000 miles on it and took it to my mechanic to have the Freon recharge. He offered me 40.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why didn't you sell it if you want 35?

[Caller/Listener]

What's that? Because they're not available. There's none. There's nothing out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no. Why, if you want 35 and you had a 40 offer, why didn't you not sell it?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I was gonna keep the car I drove for a couple years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. I think it's. I think you're. You're 10 grand off of my mark, so.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I know I can get 30 for it. I know I get 30 for it easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

How would you get it easy? Because I. I need to take some notes about friends I got. Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

I got friends that, you know, hey, man, you want to sell your car, I'll buy it from you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, okay. I'd sell it to them. It's like. It's like ghetto. Ghetto cars. Specialty cars like the. The. The lowriders with the Donk wheels on it. You know, the. The best place to sell it is to another guy in the hood that likes ghetto cars with donk wheels. And y' all might trade. Yes, I. For. For the right person. You're right. But that's just not what we do. We buy the mass and we sell them to dealers and for cheap, you know? Yeah, I'll get close if it's that good. I mean, send it to me. Let me do a little research. I may give 30. I mean, we give a lot of money for this kind of stuff. A ton. And I'll lose on it all the time because I get so close to the bring money, but I'm just not seeing it on that one. But you're so convincing about easy. I might take a shot at it. So load it in to give me the vin.com. let's take a look.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[Caller/Listener]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800-radio crab, why are you sorry to hear me hanging it up on the radio when I've been telling you for eight months that I'm hanging it up in June?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, in June is coming quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

And.

[Caller/Listener]

And I went to Frank Kramer's Christmas party on the 13th, and he's got a nice little setup on Krak.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been there in Hollywood.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And man, that. That's cool. And there's no fucking CC regulations that on YouTube. I. I guess you know that because Pre K's music gets through, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

But there's no filter of good or bad. No.

[Caller/Listener]

I love you guys and happy New Year, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Thank you. 800-800-723-4. Be right back.

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[John Clay Wolf]

The government learned that you were giving us this information?

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[John Clay Wolf]

My mom has been through so much.

[Michael Turley]

That whatever she tells me to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

That'S what I'm gonna do.

[Michael Turley]

For example, I have severe add.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody knew that I had add. I had teachers in Miami that didn't believe in add, and they were like, marcelo made me a believer.

[Michael Turley]

The problem is I had to tell.

[John Clay Wolf]

My mom that I have add. And when I told my mom that I have add, she threatened to give it to me. I said, mommy, I have add. And she goes, ah, you want add? I can give you ADD right now. And in that moment, I decided to focus.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, guys, I mentioned this a minute ago, and I'll mention it one more time. I'm not looking for 10 people or 100 people. This is not an event. But tomorrow morning, I am going to get up in Walnut Springs if you're in the area and you want to bring your911 or your Lamborghini or your old truck. Truck or Whatever. And I'm gonna. I've got these four Mopars coming in today and they're gonna land here in about 30 minutes and I want to take one of them on a cruise tomorrow. So we're gonna do cars and quesadillas tomorrow morning at the Bosque Cantina at 10 o' clock if you want to do a come out. And we're gonna have breakfast and then go drive these, this trail I've got through the hill country. It'll be about two hours. And if there's one person or if there's five people or if there's 55 people, everybody's welcome. And it's not a. It's just a hangout deal. I broke my foot riding motorcycles last week, so I can't go ride motorcycle Sunday morning like normal. And, and, and most importantly, my wife's out of town, so. And the kids spending the night somewhere. The sixth grader. So I'm free. Wow. And then I'm gonna go watch some football anyway. I'll put something up on the Facebook for those of y' all who don't know what time and stuff. If anybody wants to grab their Chevelle or their whatever and go on a cruise out here, I don't. Is the weather supposed to be any good out here?

[Michael Turley]

Yep, it's going to be beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[Michael Turley]

Yes. 60 and sunny.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, that works for me.

[Michael Turley]

Midday.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, cars and quesadillas.

[Michael Turley]

I like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet there'll be a bunch of Lowriders show up. 800-800-7 2.

[Michael Turley]

Do you watch Landman?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

So the week before last they, they, they go to the workplace where all the guys sleep and there's a car show on these. It was the weirdest thing. They had a lowrider car show in the middle of the.

[John Clay Wolf]

In Midland Odessa.

[Michael Turley]

Jesus Christ.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's perfect for Midland, Odessa.

[Michael Turley]

No, but it was on rocks and out of a place where they sleep. It was just a weird place for Taylor Sheridan to insert a car show.

[John Clay Wolf]

You never know about those people. Hey, Backtracks, we're gonna do that right now. Backtracks is the winner of the Backtracks. You call in 800. 800 radio. Guess these two songs that we're going to play backwards. And first of all, I'm not even gonna say who it is. I just want to hear them. I don't even know what we're doing. I want to play bit a little belong to. We're gonna play these two songs. You call in and guess the two songs in the Artist's name. And if it's hard, then I'll. We'll disclose the artist. I'll be the judge of hard or not. Okay, that's what I. That's what she said. Go ahead. Yeah, it's jimi hendrix.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, cut. Cut 1. Damn it. I think I have that one, but it's not quite hit and I think it is. I'm not gonna say what I think it is. I've got the second one for sure. Okay, Jimi Hendrix backtracks. 800. 800. The first person to call incorrectly names the two songs gets to go to jcwshow.com and click merch and grab one of our new hats or shirt or anything you want. We don't have a bunch of new shirts, but we have new hats.

[Pre K]

Let me play him again here. 1.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bobbo]

That's awesome. Want to hear the day in history back in 1966, on this day, Jimi Hendrix was booed off a lot of stages in America. You know, he tried to open for the Monkeys and the Beach Boys. They booed him off the stage. They weren't ready for his kind of music. This day in 66, though, his band, the Jimi Hendrix Experience, made their TV debut in the UK. In Britain, on a show called Ready, Steady Go, it would provide finally a breakthrough for Jimi Hendrix. After years of pursuing a career in the United States, he suddenly broke through. As his first album was being recorded and singles were released. Purple Haze, When Cries Mary and a song called hey Joe.

[Michael Turley]

Hey Joe.

[Bobbo]

That brought him to the forefront and it was. It was all history after that. These are from that early phase.

[Michael Turley]

He opened for the Monkeys.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. And got booed off the stage.

[Michael Turley]

Well, yeah, I can kind of see that. Yeah, that's not the same crowd.

[Bobbo]

That doesn't sound like David Jones at all.

[Michael Turley]

Probably a good idea either. That's funny.

[Bobbo]

Cool stuff. And we've got a vinyl copy of Jimi Hendrix, icon on purple vinyl.

[Michael Turley]

Are you serious?

[Bobbo]

Which is cool.

[Michael Turley]

Where did you find this stuff?

[Bobbo]

Brand new copy, by the way. It comes from a place called Born Late Records in Fort Worth, Texas. Yeah, just look it up and go there. You won't believe it. This is a rock record show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody just asked if I'm gonna be there before 10 o' clock. And yes, I'll be right across the street at the GMTV garage where we keep some of the collector cars about 9 o' clock and then walk across the street to the Boston Canteen and go for have breakfast brunch there and then go for a hill country cruise. Okay, John In Kansas City. And Babo, I'll let you handle it because I don't know if his first answer is right. His second answer is right. Go ahead.

[Caller/Listener]

Voodoo, voodoo trial. And are you experienced?

[Bobbo]

You're right on two. Wrong on one.

[Pre K]

And that's about all I can play because otherwise I'll kick us off.

[Bobbo]

I love that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so we got experience. That's a Robert in Nashville, Tennessee. Go ahead.

[Caller/Listener]

The first one is highway child, and the second one is are you experienced?

[Bobbo]

There you go, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listening to us on 159 the rock out in Nashville. Is that right? Is it 159 7?

[Caller/Listener]

You are correct, sir. 105 on the rock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Cool. All right, well, pre K, grab him on 7. And. And Robert, just go to jcwshow.com, click merch and pick something off there. We'll mail it to you for winning. Okay, thank you. Mm. Black, white, Latino. Oh, no, we can't do that because the next segment I want to do. We've done it a lot. Not a lot. We've done about five times the truth.

[Bobbo]

Oh, I love that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So just load up. Okay. Mike in North Carolina with the 86 Camaro. I sent your number to Jason love. He will be calling you on this car. Adam in Las Vegas, the 83 Toyota Hilux. I sent your number to Mike Thompson and Reno. He will be calling you on this car. Richard and. Oh, one jeep Cherokee. I don't really care about that car. I'm sorry. It's just not me. Greg, the warlock is too high at 35 grand, so I'm not going to take that to the air. I'm hanging up on people is what I'm doing. La. He already missed it. Los Angeles. Sorry, man. You missed it. The dude from Tennessee got it. First.

[Caller/Listener]

I want to ask him about my 87irock. It's in the. It's straight. It's in the backyard. It's got the Corvette engine. It's been down for. It's been. Hasn't been driven over 30 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles? How many miles? How many miles run?

[Caller/Listener]

70, 70,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when's the last time you started?

[Caller/Listener]

Hasn't started in 30 years, brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm just buying it. And the paint's all faded.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm sorry. Say that again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that. Get in the phone. A little closer, please. Is the paint faded? It's 500. Buy it. No.

[Caller/Listener]

Thousand bucks will buy it. You could sell the T tops on it. T tops.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what. That's how I want to spend my afternoon, is selling T tops on Facebook Marketplace. Thank you for this opportunity.

[Bobbo]

Thank you. No, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm, I might, but I, you know, it's a $500,000 rig. I'll take go to givemetheven.com and load up the photos. Let's take a look and say I told John on the radio you can buy this car for a thousand bucks. Let's take a look at it. Thank you. Okay. The truth. The truth is Venezuela, blah blah, blah. The truth is Trump is of this. The truth is weather is that the truth is the the Russians are going to kill us all. The truth is so and so is going to the Super Bowl. The truth is Miami's not as good as they act like they are. Call in and give us your quick. It's an open round. We're going to take you topless, screenless. We're going to blast through a bunch of calls. You guys that want to get on the radio, call right now during the music break. 800-800-723-4. And just throw out the truth. Old time listeners. Wolf packers. You know what we're doing. Young. Line it up. We'll get started. Thank you. We'll be right back after this music break.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Population in the U.S. how old was he when he died?

[Bobbo]

Like 70 something around 67. The same age Glenn Fry was when he does right around there.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's time for the truth, guys. This is our last segment of the air Across America. California, Vegas. You're going to get another hour right after this. Remember, YouTubers hang on and jump on the video when it launches at noon on our YouTube channel because the more people watch it on the premiere, the more the algorithm likes it, the more it'll push it out. That thing's really starting to work. It's taken two and a half years. We finally got in the algorithm. It's finally working. Last week's vids. It'll hit a million by Monday. It's pretty cool to be working. Finally. I was ready to quit, tell you the truth. I'm serious.

[Pre K]

Is that the truth?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the truth, yeah. So go ahead with your true thing. I can't tell you the truth because I love you too much.

[Bobbo]

Stupid. Now somebody's not telling the truth here.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Put aside your selfish male ego and tell the truth. You can't handle the truth. My truth is I was about ready to quit YouTube about eight months ago. What's your truth, Bob?

[Bobbo]

My truth? Whiskey can fix anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Topeka, Kansas, go.

[Caller/Listener]

Silver is going to hit $100 this time next year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit what?

[Caller/Listener]

$100 an ounce.

[John Clay Wolf]

Scott and Lake Charles. Go.

[Caller/Listener]

Water girl. Ought to be a federal holiday instead of a Louisiana holiday.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Two lines just over open from those two. Go. Dallas, Texas. Glenbrook, Nevada. Go. So I don't know anybody's names. I just see the name that your cell phone is registered to of the city. So. Glenbrook, are you there?

[Pre K]

Give the last four their number.

[John Clay Wolf]

11:23 is your phone number. You there, coming ahead.

[Caller/Listener]

The truth is, no matter how hot she is, having sex with your sister is still wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

This should be for Fred in Oklahoma. Go. Fred in Oklahoma. Go. Do you have it? Do you have a rebuttal to his comment?

[Caller/Listener]

The truth is all Democrats are mentally unstable and deranged.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rich in Pennsylvania, go.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Caller/Listener]

Truth is Steelers are going to win 30 to 23.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. There you go. That was a great game the other night, dude. The Raven Steelers. Oh my God. Mark, go. Fort Worth.

[Caller/Listener]

Truth is the traffic report said a car hauler was on far. I'm sure it was Carmax and not give me the vin.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hope that's the truth. I did. The truth is a guy just texted me and said he saw four Mopars on a hall truck going through Glen Roseman.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Joe and Phoenix. Go.

[JD]

Hey.

[Caller/Listener]

Truth is I think you're only beating those kids because they're riding 125s and you're riding a 3.

[John Clay Wolf]

This sounds like their mother. Yeah. Mama. Mama. Lucky in Arlington. Go. Byron in Bogota, Texas. Go.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey. This is the Texas Eskimo. I'm a Eskimo from Alaska. And Alaska is better than Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Danny and Dallas, go.

[Caller/Listener]

Bo Roberts should have never been fired.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who?

[Pre K]

Bo Roberts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. From 925 Elijah. Go.

[Caller/Listener]

Greenland will be America's.

[Pre K]

Damn it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What he say?

[Pre K]

Greenland will be America's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. Let Timothy in Simi Valley, California. Go.

[Caller/Listener]

Indiana is going to win the championship.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he's right. Who?

[Pre K]

Hoosiers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's yours? 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is a call number. Victor, go. Mission Hills, California.

[Caller/Listener]

Truth is this is the best show ever. If you're not on the YouTube chat, you got to get on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Vic. Brian in Thousand Oaks, California, go.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. The truth is, the governor of California is like a little teenage girl. He throws a fit when he doesn't get his way. And then he's like a tweaker chick on Met, like cheating on her boyfriend when he gets. He throws a fit and throws a tantrum.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Brian. He has an opinion. He has a hot sports opinion. Lucky in Arlington. Go.

[Caller/Listener]

The truth is that I am so glad I'm in Texas and not crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ass Minnesota Queen in Nashville. Go.

[Caller/Listener]

The truth is, at Queen of the Juicy on X. Colton wolf just died December 29th of this past year. I'm looking to get adopted, guys.

[Bobbo]

Got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, ma'. Am. Sounds deep. Steve in San Diego. Go.

[Caller/Listener]

The truth is. I thought you guys were gone this year.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, that's next June. You've got to put up with us for a few more months. Cool. Captain Jack. Florida. Go.

[Caller/Listener]

The truth is, every day I wake up, it's a good day because I woke up. And I have to say that every day is a good day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Inglewood, California. Kansas City. Go. You're on.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey. The truth is, no matter how hot she is, someone's tired of banging her.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is the truth. 805 area code. Go. In Ventura.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir. This is Omar Verventura. We're all gonna die anyways. Let's go ride motorcycles.

[John Clay Wolf]

George in Cyprus. Go.

[Caller/Listener]

The truth is I'm JD's son. Mom was not pretending to pregnancy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cynthia and Inglewood. Go. California.

[Michael Turley]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

30 seconds more. Cynthia.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm in Colorado.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go ahead. Your phone's red.

[Caller/Listener]

Your.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your phone's registered to Inglewood, California. Oh, Colorado. Okay, I'm sorry.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't.

[Caller/Listener]

Isn't that weird?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

But I'm in Colorado.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go.

[Caller/Listener]

So anyway, I. I don't even know if I'm calling.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're.

[Bobbo]

I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on the air anyway.

[Caller/Listener]

I've got a old. I've got a 69 Jaguar, E type.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cynthia, I'm gonna. I'm. I'm gonna take a picture of this. I'm gonna call you back. The truth is we're in the middle of a different segment. Okay, I've only got a couple more. I can take Anthony and Houston. Go.

[Caller/Listener]

John. The truth is that me, Rico, L.A. scott, and all the boys need firm dates for the rally.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I'll get him to you. I'll get them to you. I'll get him to Richard in Florida. Go. Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

The truth is, I am high as shit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, we had to. We had to dump him because he. He Dropped a Prof. Profanity statement on these precious airwaves. That won't work.

[Bobbo]

Did sound true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why'd you say only had 30 seconds left when I've got a minute 30?

[Pre K]

Yeah. I mean, you lied.

[John Clay Wolf]

The truth is, Turley lied. Lee and Garland go.

[Caller/Listener]

Garland PD stink. Sylvia and Mara, Texas go way better than Alaska. I would not like.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Rob and Trinity, go.

[Caller/Listener]

Truth is, Asian porn is addicting.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna stop right there because that's the best one.

[Bobbo]

That's absolutely true. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Remember, go to givemetheven.com if you want to sell your car. Lady in Inglewood. I took a picture of your phone number. I'm gonna send it to one of our buyers. Or you just actually just loaded into givemetheven.com it'll go straight to them. And remember, the YouTube video is going up here in just a minute at noon. High noon. Central California, West Coast, Nevada. Hang tight, Arizona. We were going to play another hour with you in just a moment. We're going to lose the rest of the country. Thank you guys for tuning in. West coast, see you in a minute. And this little drive tomorrow, I want to do one of those in California the next time I'm out there. So the next time I'm on in California, know that we're gonna do that.

[Pre K]

Cars and Quesadillas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cars and Quesadillas. Yeah, we're doing that in the morning at Bosque Cantina and Walnut. I'll meet you there at 10 o'. Clock. Bring your car. We'll go drive for a couple hours, do some. I'll take you down a cool trail that I've got Or we've got. Or there he's got. All right, bye.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, the kids don't eat and the dog can't sleep there's no escape from.

[John Clay Wolf]

The music in the whole damn street.

[JD]

Got some playing all night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Camera music's all right.

[Bobbo]

The John Clay Wolf show has been a presentation of givemetheven.com from the Westwood One Radio Network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

She goes in and out.

[JD]

Playing all night.

[Caller/Listener]

Bucker out.

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