#54 John Clay Wolfe Show 07/16/16

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #54 (07/16/16)

Date: July 16, 2016
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Co-Hosts: J.D. Ryan, Bobbo Michael Turley, Charlie
Podcast Theme: A fast-moving, comedic show weaving conversations about cars, culture, society, music, and whatever else crops up—nothing off-limits but the FCC.

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Episode Overview

This episode covers a broad, lively gamut from the business of selling and valuing cars, to pop culture phenomena like Pokémon Go and Johnny Manziel, to tales of marijuana edibles and wild personal stories. Always irreverent, often off-the-cuff, the team riffs on societal trends, shares odd stories from the automotive world, and delivers memorable bits and guest call-ins (including a brief Ted Nugent appearance and musical lampoons). The tone is unscripted, boisterous, and self-aware, reveling in the absurdities of their daily world.

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Major Segments and Key Points

1. Show Banter: Guns, Politics, and Social Labels

• Opens with Bobbo discussing his "liberal" label—he’s a gun owner with libertarian leanings who just cares about "the doomed, the broken, the have-nots" (00:01–00:48).
  • Bobbo: "I just got a big bloody hard on for the doomed...I think it’s wrong." (00:30)
• The team jokes about how few questions John will get in with upcoming guest Ted Nugent.
  • John: “With Ted, you can just turn your mic off.” (01:11)

2. Cheech & Chong: “Mexican Americans” Bit

• The team reminisces about a time they got Cheech to sing a version of “Mexican Americans” on air, playing a hilariously awkward, updated rendition (04:03–08:05).
  • John, singing: “Mexican Americans don’t like to start drug wars…” (05:59)
  • Bobbo: “It was a quintessential Cheech & Chong moment. Cheech going 'I don’t know if I want to do that,' Chong going, ‘Hey, be cool, let’s do it, man!’” (02:10)

3. Pokemon Go: Social Phenomenon and Critique

• The hosts dive into the Pokémon Go craze, discussing its geocaching roots, the dangers of distracted players, and business implications (08:06–13:06).
  • Stories of injuries, targeting players with lures, and commercial tie-ins (e.g., Chipotle, Rio Olympics).
  • John: "I look at it this way, though. It gets ’em out of the house...into traffic, which...eliminates that whole gene pool." (08:18)
  • Bobbo: “Just another way those Japanese are making a dollar off poor stoned Americans.” (11:13)
  • Notable: Parodic audio clip of a grown man “crying on Snapchat” because Pokémon wouldn’t spawn at night (33:12–34:06).

4. Call-ins: Car Bidding and Customer Stories

• Live calls dominate much of the show, where John and J.D. appraise vehicles live, banter with sellers, and explain the business (14:18–91:14 periodically throughout).
  • J.D.: “If you want to sell it, go to givemethevin.com, load it in, and we’ll send you an offer.” (148:23)
  • Humorous, sometimes surreal, but informative for listeners considering selling cars.
• Stories include the "Springtown crystal meth" stereotype and hustlers hiding vehicles from repo men.
  • John: "The new thing: year, make, model, miles, meth." (29:07)

5. Drugs & Edibles Segment

• Funny deep dive on marijuana edibles: Bobbo recounting his experience with a THC Tootsie Roll and the perils of dosing (37:38–38:54, 76:44–78:38).
  • Bobbo, via text: “Very nice. Very deep incongruence of senses. Far out.” (78:21)
  • Explanations on why people end up in ERs:
    • Charlie: “Well, apparently the floor may be melting.” (64:47)
    • J.D.: “What do you tell the doctor? Stop the floor from spinning.” (66:14)

6. Satirical Commercials & Running Gags

• Multiple fake ads for "Johnny Manziel Bong Man" and "Gas Pipe," poking fun at failed football promises and stoner culture.
  • Johnny Manziel (impersonation): "...Trip out design...when you’re out of stash, just smoke it down, man." (41:01–41:54, repeated later 103:38–104:35)
• Recurring “Springtown/meth” jokes and Texan culture humor.

7. Top 10 Stoner Cars

• Lampooning “stoner culture,” the team lists the most iconic “dope cars,” culminating with the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine (80:40–82:58).
  • John: “Number one: the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine!” (82:58)

8. Dealer Tricks and the Business of Buying Cars

• John explains the nuances of “green” buyers, why dealers sometimes try to trick them, and the balancing act as the company grows (68:07 onward).
• Discussion on new markets (Pennsylvania), regional humor, and differences in car values, especially with high-end vehicles like Aston Martins, Jaguars, and Range Rovers.

9. Musical Parody: Toby Keith and “A Little More White Trash”

• Making light of country stereotypes and offering a send-up song about “white trash” aspirations in place of Toby Keith’s “A Few More Cowboys” (102:51).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Pokémon Go and Public Safety:

  John: "They're playing Darwinism." (09:39)

• Awkward on-air Cheech & Chong moment:

  John: “What’s that word? Awkward.” (07:58) J.D.: “Awkward. But you know what? It’s funny awkward. With those guys, everything’s funny awkward.” (08:01)

• On Car Bidding Hustlers:

  John: "So that’s the new thing. Year, make, model, miles, meth." (29:07)

• On Marijuana Edibles:

  John: “Why would you go to an emergency room? What could be happening to you?”
  Charlie: “Well, apparently the floor may be melting.” (64:47)

• Satirical Johnny Manziel Endorsement:

  Johnny Manziel (impersonation): “The Stonemon cool cover is made of like pure hemp. So when you’re out of stash, just smoke it down, man.” (41:01)

• Cultural Observations:

  John: “We make fun of stoners and this and that, and if they get civil rights and start an organization...why can’t you make fun of stoners?” (113:40)

• Dealer Transparency:

  J.D.: “If you say you own it, you own it. And if you screw it up, you still own it.” (97:26)

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Special Features/Guests

• Ted Nugent Call-In: (54:43–56:29)

  • Offers characteristically “full-throttle” endorsement of his own band—phone connection drops instantly after the introduction.

• Paul Harvey Parody: (126:57–129:45)

  • Affectionate, absurdist homage news report on “hillbillies buying supercharged Mustangs,” Buick convertibles from Poland, and a fabricated tale of a GM executive eaten by a zoo animal.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Bobbo’s Liberal/Libertarian Identity: 00:01–00:48
• Cheech & Chong “Mexican Americans” Bit: 04:03–08:05
• Pokemon Go Discussion: 08:06–13:06
• Notorious Car Dealing Stories: 19:16–23:00; 26:32–32:00; 68:07–70:00+
• Marijuana Edibles Storytelling: 37:38–38:54; 76:44–78:38; 64:07–67:03
• Johnny Manziel Bong Commercial Bit: 41:01–41:54; 103:38–104:35
• Top 10 Stoner Cars: 80:40–82:58
• Paul Harvey Parody: 126:57–129:45
• Ted Nugent Call-In: 54:43–56:29

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Episode Tone & Language

• The show’s “anything goes” attitude is authentic—irreverent, southern-tinged, and loaded with inside jokes and friendly ribbing.
• Discussion of drugs (mainly marijuana), car business subculture, and society is open and laced with self-mockery.
• Satire is a key device—whether tackling current events, pop culture, or automotive trends.

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Closing

The episode wraps with the team reflecting on the insanity of modern life, the changing world of cars, and the unique place their show occupies between business, parody, and cultural commentary.

John: “Yes, we will come to your house and yes, we’ll pick [the car] up and yes, we’ll bring a good hard check. And yes, we’ll beat CarMax. And yes, we are the go-to guys. Give us a shot and you’ll see what I mean.” (154:44)

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Listen for:

• Riffing on current pop and tech trends (Pokemon Go, Manziel memes)
• Real-world car business insights
• Satirical “radio-ad” fake commercials
• Freewheeling stories—awkward, rowdy, unfiltered

Skip if you dislike:

• Tangents, long-form humor, inside jokes, or NSFW language

Best enjoyed by:

• Fans of vintage Howard Stern, automotive industry enthusiasts, and listeners who appreciate southern-fried comedy, sharp cultural observations, and fast-talking radio chaos.

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Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Now you go liberal.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Well, I did, man, until about 1988.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I only missed it by a few decades, you know.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

I mean, yeah, Iran Contra was one thing in that first Gulf War, man. H.W. pulled that off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, yeah, he did.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

He really did.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's beautiful. After that, boy, you've been liberal.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

I'm not really. I'm a little bit socially liberal. The only thing that makes me liberal, because I'm a gun toting crazy, just like everybody I know that's kind of conservative. It is, yes.

[Charlie]

He's a libertarian.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

I just got a big bloody hard on for the doomed.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

For the what?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

The doomed, the broken, the doomed.

[John Clay Wolf]

The doomed. Okay. And you're thinking conservatives don't care about the doomed.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

The have nots.

[John Clay Wolf]

I see. Okay.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

And I don't like it and I think it's wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I got you. Ted Nugent's gonna be on this morning.

[Charlie]

Yes. Get ready for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ted Nugent. I mean, I've talked to him before. He's like talking to a fire hose. Yeah. I mean, you just turn him on, it just goes.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Wind him up.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's great. He's so funny.

[Charlie]

I bet John gets maybe three questions.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, maybe, Maybe.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just really.

[Charlie]

And that'll last about 10 minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the interview. You could literally go, ted, how you doing? And just turn your mic off.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

How many gets four in? If any of them are concerning the show tonight in Fort Worth, Texas.

[J.D. Ryan]

True, true.

[Charlie]

That's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's tonight at Billy Bob's in the east four stockyards.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Let me tune your guitar, man.

[Charlie]

Hey, hold on. You remember when he did that with Cheech and Chong?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Charlie]

He asked you. I don't think you remember. Yeah, he asked Chichon did. Yes. If he could play a song or had. He wrote a song for him. He wanted him to play it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I remember.

[Charlie]

And they actually did it. I was surprised. It was. It was quite shocking.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Cheech was very unwilling.

[Charlie]

No, that.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not that. That's a.

[Charlie]

You don't do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Charlie]

Like, hey, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, man, can you.

[Charlie]

Can you do real quick a voiceover for me? You know, I just. I just need you to do something.

[J.D. Ryan]

For me real quick.

[Charlie]

I mean, it just doesn't work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

They did too, though, and it was a quintessential Cheech and Chong moment. Because Cheech is going, yeah, I don't know if I want to do that before you, man, go, no. Hey, come on, man, be cool. Let's do it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, man.

[Charlie]

Cuz he's constantly high so, ah, this would be fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, let's do it.

[Charlie]

Cheech wasn't feeling it. He wasn't probably on the right stuff at the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's hilarious.

[Charlie]

But he forced him. And it was. It was interesting.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

It wasn't great times on the John Clay Wolf Show. Also, you can get your bids in by calling the show at 1-800-800-RADIO. That's 800-800-7234. Better yet, we've got a website for that. It's called givemethe vin.com they power this whole excursion into the funny businesslike and doing business ness of the John Play Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

The hell are you saying?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

I'm making up my own vernacular, man. That's what you have to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand, Ted.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kept your own vernacular because.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

No, this is jd. Let me explain to you something about the radio business.

[John Clay Wolf]

Please do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

To J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

How'S it work?

[Charlie]

To J.D. ryan, please explain the radio business to him.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

This ain't Radio France.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

This is radio business, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

And cutting business is a boom.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're doing the business.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

We're. We're out in Fayetteville nowadays. Charlie just told me before the show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Are we actually on in Fayetteville?

[Charlie]

I believe we're on at 9 in Fayetteville. You know what? We got so many affiliates now, I can't remember who's on at 8 and who starts at 9. They have the choice of picking us up at 8 o' clock in the morning or at 9 o'.

[J.D. Ryan]

Clock.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

So my friend Driscoll is in Kansas City, Missouri and is dying for us to get on out there. And I think the plan was for us to the next six weeks or so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

So there. Yeah, we're getting all around. Houston has been so great. The buzz in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

One of our newer affiliates, man. A lot of people coming in that way. A lot of great leads for great cars.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Yeah. Maseratis and Aston Martins.

[John Clay Wolf]

I saw the Aston Martin, which, by the way. And we'll talk about later. That's in the parking lot.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Are you fond of that one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Am I. You know, they bought it for me.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

What's that car worth talking about later?

[Charlie]

Hey, I just had a request, actually, because we're talking about Cheech and Chong in that interview. Yes, I get request. And amazingly, I can answer them pretty quickly.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

Somebody actually wanted to hear that interview. That what we're talking about? That little snippet of it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Okay.

[Charlie]

And so I just happened to find it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You are amazing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Since we're.

[Charlie]

We're just actually vamping.

[John Clay Wolf]

We are. So we're warming up.

[Charlie]

We're warming up here. Why don't we just play a goodie here?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like when George Strait comes on stage, basically, he sends out the. The Ace in the Hole Band first to warm people up. That's what we are. We're the Ace in the Hole Band.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's.

[Charlie]

We're the Monkeys.

[John Clay Wolf]

People. People have called us worse than the Ace in the Hole before JD Ryan on steel guitar. Yes.

[Charlie]

S. So here's the Cheech and Chong Mexican Americans interview. Okay, with the whole interview, John? No, just three and a half minutes. Just basically where we're talking about how John forced him to sing a song.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, watch this. Thanks, guys, for jumping over right before we go to Blockbuster to he. Hey, watch what? Hey, watch this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our pressure.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you want us to watch?

[Caller/Guest]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm holding the DVD in my hand. I haven't seen it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you want us to watch the dvd?

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely. What's it called? Hey, man, watch this. I know, but what do you want us to watch? Who's on first? John? One of my favorite songs. I mean, seriously, is that Mexican American song from whatever year. Oh, mid-70s. Here's. Here's a clip. Yeah, yeah, right there. Okay, let's try. Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights. They like flowers and music and white girls named Baby. Okay, So I sat up last night and said, I want to write a current version 30 years later of Mexican Americans That. That has a little more, you know. So now that you guys are back in the game, current stuff in it. I like the first line.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mexican Americans don't like to start drug wars.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't just like to start drug wars. And I was wondering if it was good enough for you to sing Cheech.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

I'll sing one of them.

[J.D. Ryan]

I brought you an ax, too, but if you don't want to play it, I understand.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Oh, it's way out of tune.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it? Sorta.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Yeah, but I'll take it home.

[Charlie]

You wanna.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you give it to us?

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it. Yeah, he's giving us. It's actually a friend of mine. I went over there at midnight last night. I said, I gotta have a. I gotta have an acoustic. I'm having Cheech in the morning. I want him to sing my song. Yeah, and so I. I played guitar in that, you know, so I would be playing guitar. Let's give it to him. Here, you.

[Charlie]

You want to play it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Tommy, what can you get. Oh, well, try not to bang it a whole.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sorry.

[Charlie]

I just some chaotic sound.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think it's good. I think I did good.

[Charlie]

Maybe you sing along with it, John.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'll try. I'll do whatever it takes, John.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Let me hear this is.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is a American Idol for Mexican Americans.

[Charlie]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'll just sing the whole damn thing if you'll sing along. He's good. John's gonna sing. All right. Hit it. Mexican Americans are named Jordan and Brandon and Alex and have brothers in laws named Tyrone. Mexican Americans are playing golf now and into NASCAR and other white guy stuff, but still fight chickens in Oklahoma. Yeah. Mexican Americans like panty from Carlitas and they also like.

[John Clay Wolf]

And also they cook the best Chinese food.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mexican Americans sit in the radio stations and looking at stuff that other guys.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Wrote and sitting there thinking, boy, this is really crap.

[Charlie]

So there you go.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's a little bit of the interview.

[Charlie]

That John forced them to sing along with him.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that word? Awkward.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it was. It was.

[Charlie]

It was.

[J.D. Ryan]

But it was. You know what?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's funny. Awkward with those guys. Everything's funny. Awkward.

[Charlie]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's hilarious. All right, well, we have that. We have Pokemon to talk about today.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the big sigh? Everybody's doing it, man. The cool kids are out doing it, man.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

A lot of the cool kids are getting hurt doing it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I look at it this way, though. It gets him out of the house. I mean, look at. It gets him out into traffic, which is a positive because now we're talking about, you know, elimination of that whole gene. Po.

[Charlie]

True.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know what?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

This has been going on for a long time, though. JD Actually, it's just geocaching.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? It kind of is.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

People use their GPS to. To find a goal. Sometimes they'll hide a prize there at the goal and, you know, pick it up. I think this Pokemon goes the same kind of thing.

[Charlie]

Well, we have somebody here that is playing. And right now, actually. Yes.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Green hair.

[Charlie]

Yes. Britney.

[John Clay Wolf]

Britney.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you really playing it right now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, not the second. Are there any around us, by the way?

[J.D. Ryan]

There was a rat. A tata whenever I pulled in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell's a rat a tatta?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a little purple rat thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I've never talked to anyone that's done this. What makes them appear in certain places? Is it random?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's random.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all random because I watched three kids walk in front of me in Fredericksburg in traffic, all three staring at their phone. You know, that's what they were doing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dude, that's lack of common sense right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a kid get stepped on a snake and got bitten. His picture, he's.

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought it was a snake.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's in the hospital smiling like, dude, really, this is embarrassing for you and your family. I wouldn't be smiling.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

A couple of guys walked right off of a cliff and into Cena.

[John Clay Wolf]

Off a cliff in California, so. And it's gonna get worse. But anyway, so you're playing Darwinism, though.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're playing it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I play it. I'm not very high level. I have some friends that are like almost level 20.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

It's done in levels.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, you have. Okay, so you have your like Avatar character and your Avatar characters. The. The Pokemon trainer. It's like Ash from the. The show, huh? And yes, from the show.

[Charlie]

Yeah. Everybody knows Ash, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, he's like the main one that has Pikachu.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I was going to say with the hat. The Pikachu. Now, is Pikachu part of this game?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, if you can get a Pikachu. I haven't gotten one yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that like a. That's like the Holy Grail. No, no, that's not the Holy Grail.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's legendary birds, but they haven't released them yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, what I hear is people could at least lure. Yeah. Just let that go by. I'm sorry. People can plant lures and attract people. Right. That's what's dangerous.

[J.D. Ryan]

But you can only do it at certain places, and most of those places are public areas because you can only put the lures down on Pokestops.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Which are like. Some of them are churches. There's like, near my house, there's a caboose that's in a park. Like a train caboose.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a gym. And then there's a guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a guy in my neighborhood, Slimo the Clown. He put one in his vein. I don't think that's good.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Some public places, I mean, like, have you ever been to a Waffle House at 3 in the morning? Yeah. You know, stuff can go on, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, they're actually about to implement like ads for that so people can actually buy. Like businesses can buy lures or poke stops so that they can have people come to their restaurant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pokey stops.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Just another way those Japanese are making a dollar of poor stoned Americans.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's great.

[J.D. Ryan]

But yeah, as for the people that are like walking out into traffic, that's just them being.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I know there's a little, little warning that pops up the beginning of the game.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be careful of your surroundings.

[Charlie]

Well, businesses. Now, the businesses are using it to attract these pokey players.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

In fact, how do you do that?

[Charlie]

Well, Rio is doing it because they're having. They're gonna have lack of attendance, obviously, for many reasons.

[John Clay Wolf]

Many, many reasons.

[Charlie]

And so they're gonna have.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where you.

[Charlie]

If you get these specialty pokey whatever people, if you attend some of their events.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really.

[Charlie]

So you got to buy a ticket.

[J.D. Ryan]

Though, to get in, of course.

[Charlie]

And so you're getting in there. They're not going to watch some track of track and field event. They're going to be watching their stupid phone.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

This could be a great device for Chipotle to use to get business back. You can find a Pokemon and Malaria in the same day.

[John Clay Wolf]

God. Or possibly the Republican convention.

[Charlie]

Oh, God, that'd be fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

They get people to go to that.

[J.D. Ryan]

And what if Chipotle advertised on this station? Bobbo?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

What do you mean?

[J.D. Ryan]

Just what I said.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Did I say it correctly?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Does this have to do with my diction?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did I mispronounce it?

[J.D. Ryan]

What's going on? Sevy, you're making quite a suggestion off of a national brand there that they're tied back to Malaria.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

My goodness. Aren't you politically correct nowadays?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you just don't get your ass chewed out during the week, the things that I say. You don't get your ass chewed up during the week for things that I say, whereas I do get my ass chewed up for the week.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

What happened? Have you found Christ the Lord in your life?

[J.D. Ryan]

On the way in Turley, I heard a dump. What did he say? I mean, obviously you can't say it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did we dump something?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah. Can you. Can you resay it, like, straight?

[Charlie]

No, I can't.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I mean, without using bad words.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did I miss?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Get creative, dork, Because I said I have a real.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't need you to do it again. I asked Hurley, Charlie. What did he say that you could say that you didn't have to dump?

[Charlie]

Well, this wood is very hard when I'm banging on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, well, I heard all that.

[Charlie]

Did you?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. So the dumps not working right.

[Charlie]

Interesting. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Bobbo has a big wood in his britches. Over. What was it for?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

For the poor.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Yeah, that's right.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

You dump that dude.

[J.D. Ryan]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. Sean Taylor. We see how gravy during the break. Give me the vin.com is the website. Yes, we buy cars. Sorry I'm late. I had to stop and get coffee and donuts. Man, you got to get your priorities straight in this world.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not a problem.

[J.D. Ryan]

You have to get your priorities straight. We'll be right back. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Sean Taylor, this is. You're on the air, you're live. Where are you calling from this morning?

[Caller/Guest]

Northwest hill.

[J.D. Ryan]

You've got a 13 Dodge half ton corridor, 18, 000 miles. Loaded. So that loaded. Is it like a Laramie Longhorn?

[Caller/Guest]

Laramie.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does it have navigation?

[Caller/Guest]

Navigation has got everything. Backup camera, heated seats, air conditioning. Seats, heated gear wheel, bedliner.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does it have a prostitute? Does it have a. Does it have a. Does it have a lover slave in the back seat?

[Caller/Guest]

What now what?

[J.D. Ryan]

Does it have a happy ending? You said it's got everything.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. It also gives a happy ending. It's brand new from Dodge.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is a great option.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Before you go into that meeting, before you go into that meeting, if you need to knock some steam off, you can push the happy ending button.

[John Clay Wolf]

Had no idea.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, okay. I got this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Reclines the seed. Good to go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Oh, but that's okay to say.

[J.D. Ryan]

Shut up, Pablo. Sean, what do you want for this thing?

[Caller/Guest]

I just want to pay off.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that time right?

[Charlie]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, wow. Sean, I'm sorry, I went too far. Hey, I gotta call me back in a minute. I forgot this is only our one minute break. The payoff. We all want our payoff. What's your payoff?

[Caller/Guest]

32, 151.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go to givemetheven.com. lay the VIN number in and put the payoff in there. And I'll try to knock it out. Give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com and that goes for everybody. I can't make everybody's payoff like Sean. But it will try to come with a happy ending. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show. Morning J.D. ryan, Bobo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning. Morning. Morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sorry it was late. I had the food lines were a bear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know Starbucks there. It was eight cars deep. Right. And then the donut shop. There were about eight brothers in front of me. Wow. I go to a donut shop in the hood.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want. Cuz you can.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, it's close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Cuz we're. That's where we are.

[J.D. Ryan]

But you know, since I was in a hurry, I. I was thinking, should I leave my car running.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why would that be a question, but.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because I was in the hood.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, cars get stolen everywhere.

[J.D. Ryan]

I agree. So I left it running.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

If I. If it was stolen, would I be insured?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a good question.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think I would be insured.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think if I. If I banded it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think it's illegal to walk away from a running car.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is, actually. Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Even if you're getting donuts in the hood?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Especially if you're.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why do all the donut ladies drive Lexuses and Toyotas?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're the car guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

All of them?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Well, they are the nicest Toyotas on the road.

[J.D. Ryan]

The Lexuses or the donut ones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of nice cars, may I say just. Thank you. I know it's gonna be a surprise. I don't know when you're gonna spring it on me, but I want to say thank you ahead of time. I'm so excited. I can't barely keep it. I see the Aston Martin in the parking lot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you like that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Convertible.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't really can take it this weekend if you want to.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't deserve it, but thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you want to go cruise that car, have at it.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is it?

[J.D. Ryan]

50.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

50 for 50 cent Aston Martin. Yeah. It's a convertible. It's a DB. It's a what? No, I forgot which one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Charlie]

Vantage.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a Vantage. Yes. You have to wear pastels if you're gonna drive that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I do?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. You have to wear pastels on Oak Lawn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, I'm wearing a pastel, aren't I?

[J.D. Ryan]

There, you're ready to rock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm good to go.

[J.D. Ryan]

800. 800. 723-34800. 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll buy your Aston Martin or we'll buy your Aston Martin, drive it for the weekend.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, give me a call. Corvettes, Escalades, Rolls Royce, fancy cars, Lambos, Hurricane. We buy. We buy heavy cars and we buy date. We buy Grand Prix and Grand Ams and Saturn Auras and lots of trucks. Five nines. Cummins. This Earl. In springtime, I got a five nine. You know, you know that they're all redneck out before. When they tell you what their truck is, they don't even tell you the brand. Yeah, I got a 5 9. What does that mean, a 5 9? Cummins. And if he went as far to say he's got a five nine, It's a five nine. Four wheel drive Cummins. Because a two wheel drive Cummins driver wouldn't say. He's got a. Five nights. He's got a Cummins diesel. Anyway, I got. My name is Earl and I'm in Springtown and I do Crystal. Crystal Meth.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do Crystal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

I was gonna say Crystal's probably a very nice girl.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, me and. Me and Crystal go back a long way. And. And I was selling some friends, some cowboys, you know, they're rodeo cowboys. You know, rodeo cowboys running down the road. They keep. Well, you know how it is, Wolf. Yeah, no, I really don't, but go ahead. Earl from Springtown. Well, I got busted and I got bond out and I gotta sell my five nine, man. Okay, so make a deal for, you know, 20,000. All right, well, can you meet me down to Texas Titles, the cash for title place. God, that happened last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did it really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, Earl from Springtown was bonded out for Crystal that he was distributing to rodeo cowboys. Wow. And we bought his truck, but we had to go down to the cash for title joint to bust his car out of the joint too.

[Charlie]

By all kinds.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good thing, as Jack Ingram says, good things happen to bad. No, bad things happen to good people.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

That's a good distinction, though, that you're willing and able to do that.

[Charlie]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

For the right rig.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Ask HSBC to do that.

[J.D. Ryan]

We had one, you know, Joe from Weatherford, he couldn't get his story straight, but when it came time to pay this truck off the other day, the, the, the end of the story was the truck. He is hiding the truck from the bank because they've got the hook after it. Oh, they're, they're. His truck is on the repo list.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the list?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. And he called the bank and renegotiated with them, like for a lower payoff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And he was going to use us to make money on us. This whole. Did that thing ever come to fruition, Turley?

[Charlie]

I have not heard anything.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know what I'm talking about? It's the Dodge truck in Weatherford and it had a bad motor and he's got a payoff. And in like the payoff's 10 grand and he offered him five and they said they take six and we'd offer 10. So he, he's trying to capitalize on the situation and he wants us to be the zigzag car and make him some money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Make money in the death rows.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he's a hustler.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

There's a lot of hustlers out there, man. So, yeah, we buy cars you got to make money.

[John Clay Wolf]

When the hooks after your vehicle, you're going to try to make cash.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. You're going to try to back up your lender and make a spread just because you didn't pay it off. That's what we're here for. Givemetheven.com 800, 800 radio will be right back. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show. Denise. Denise. A 250,000 mile Honda Odyssey is not gonna do much for us.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, it's not?

[J.D. Ryan]

No. Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Guest]

Arlington.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cool. My number on it so low, I think it'll make you mad at me. And you throw. You throw something at me, and I don't want to be. I don't want to be assaulted. I'm about a thousand dollars.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, a thousand dollars? That's all you could give me?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep. And that might be a stretch. It's got 280 on the Odyssey. Have you had to replace the. The transmission yet? Because most of those don't make it that far. No, I've never had to. No. That's good. Well, if that. If around that number makes sense, you go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Send us the VIN number and the pictures, and we'll buy it. Yeah, I did.

[Caller/Guest]

I just did that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, thanks. Thanks, doll. Thanks, doll. Kisses.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. The wife's still out of town.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? But you still have the little one.

[J.D. Ryan]

She was really smart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Here. Hey, how about a boat anchor? I'm leaving town for two weeks. Going to Europe. Have fun. Oh, by the way, here's a boat anchor.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's your son.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've had a blast.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet you have. Spending time with your kid.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have an absolute blast with him.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do y' all do?

[J.D. Ryan]

Last week, he comes to the office with me. He told Mixon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mixon's one of your sales guys.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mixon's the manager of giving your manager. Hey. Kind of like office space.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's seven, bratty. We talked about this afterwards. Mix. I was in a meeting. Mix came in, laughing. Sorry. He said, dude, what is up with your son?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's always a bad sign. Here we go.

[J.D. Ryan]

I need you to get me an ice cream.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did. Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

I need you to get me an ice cream. Wow. He's like, man, I'm really busy. I can't do it, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

God. Here we go.

[J.D. Ryan]

My dad's gonna die someday, and I'm gonna be your boss.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seven years old.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. I was like, no, that's cute because you're seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

But, like, in a year, it's not Maybe two, for sure. So. So ditch it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, stop that.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I smacked him, and everything's great. No, I didn't smack him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, don't think so.

[J.D. Ryan]

He loves.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does anybody ever smack your kids? Because I know your wife does.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who? This be on hold. Hello?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Hello?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. What you got?

[Caller/Guest]

2013 Ram 1500.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Is it too high? Is it too much money?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go to givemetheven.com. we'll bid it there. Send me some pictures. Go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jenny, I was just wondering, does anybody ever smack your kids? You don't. I mean, your wife does.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, Nolan loves for you to smack him. Please, please. He's s m all the way. I mean, if he gets spankings, he screams when he's getting them. But afterwards, he's like that. I like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he's got a little issue.

[Charlie]

This kid's weird.

[J.D. Ryan]

This kid's weird. Kid's a little bit weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't wait. We're gonna follow.

[J.D. Ryan]

When he's fighting, when he's doing all this stuff, he. There's a great big mirror in our living room, and he is constantly looking at himself in the mirror. Like, nolan, is there anything in the world that you'd rather do than look at yourself in the mirror?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

I mean, just like that, too, man. She would laugh her you know what off during every whipping she ever got.

[J.D. Ryan]

How'd she grow up?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

She's fine. She's, you know, she's a famous Janice. Kimberly Brown.

[J.D. Ryan]

How is her husband? You know, I mean, like. Because it takes a different psyche to be like that. So she crazy? She mean?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Well, they're very private, you know, about their private life.

[J.D. Ryan]

You ever see cop cars over there?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

I don't like to think about it. Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I don't.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

I don't fix anything like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

They're very well met. He's a former golf pro.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your son's gonna be an actor.

[J.D. Ryan]

This kid likes looking at himself in the mirror a lot. A lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And he wants to live in a mansion, and he wants to drive a fancy car, and he wants not one, but two pretty girlfriends. He is seven. I'm like, if you want all this stuff, man, you're gonna have to make a lot of money.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why he's telling your employer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Get him in theater.

[John Clay Wolf]

Arts. You know, my dad's gonna die someday.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, and I him and it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Didn'T bother him Daddy was gonna die. Normally seven year old Daddy's gonna die.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh no.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the tears come. He's looking forward to the day that he takes over your position.

[J.D. Ryan]

Baba, what are the odds of us getting you to eat one of these Chiba chews? These marijuana Tootsie Rolls?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Getting me too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. Doing the show today.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

I don't know, you know, I mean, it's obvious. I. I don't have a good handle for the language.

[Charlie]

Yeah, that might not be wise.

[J.D. Ryan]

We can just. We. I mean, if he. If he flips out, we can just cut him off.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Weird stuff happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chiba juice. Sounds like something from Pokemon. What is that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Medicinal marijuana.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Oh, I think it would be illegal, wouldn't it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Not since you have your medicinal marijuana card and you're from Colorado, right?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Oh yeah, that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's radio. It could be a bit.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Oh yeah, that's right.

[J.D. Ryan]

So let's. Why don't you take one at 10 and we'll measure you. We'll measure your balance. Well, all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Alrighty. He's easy to deal with today.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

No, no, I mean, I don't have anything I've got to do later today. I mean, if this takes till 8pm I'm all right. I'll just order Domino's and hang around the studio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hang on, Daniel. 053 quarter ton RAM. Is it four wheel drive or two?

[Caller/Guest]

That's a four wheel drive. I got a five nine. No crystal. Methane ball.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Do you live in Springtown?

[Caller/Guest]

No. I do know. I've never even been there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where do you. Where do you be staying?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, just as bad, I live in Kemp, Texas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, that's fine. Five nine, no crystal. 183 average. Rougher clean.

[Caller/Guest]

It's average. Average to clean.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it a dually? No, it's a three quarter ton. Is it a long, long wheel base or a short long wheel base? Stick shift or auto Automatic? Average condition? 183. I don't know. Yeah, I do. I mean it's eight grand, isn't it, Daniel?

[Caller/Guest]

You asking me?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I think 8,000.

[Caller/Guest]

8,000. All right. Thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you want to sell it?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I don't think so.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you. What, what, what. What's the ticket? What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

I think I still owe more than that on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, go. Go to go to the website and figure out what you owe and tell me what you'll take forgiveme the vin.com. that car could be worth 8 to 11,000. It really depends on the condition. And when you said average I was kind of holding back.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, it's got a couple small things, you know. I don't want to call it prime.

[J.D. Ryan]

Condition, but here, you just go, go to the website. Let's see the pictures of it. It's like old gal trying to tell you how pretty she is. Yeah, just send me a. Send me a glamour shot, Holmes. 800-800-7234.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's the new thing. Year, make, model, miles. Meth.

[Charlie]

Yeah, meth or no math.

[J.D. Ryan]

800, 800 radio JD14S5. Different JD with 26. Good morning. Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Guest]

Frisco.

[J.D. Ryan]

Frisco S5S5. I get these, I get all these Audis mixed up in my head. Is that the two door or the four door? Is that the two door or four door? It's the two door, right?

[Caller/Guest]

That's right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, how many miles run it?

[Caller/Guest]

26 000.

[J.D. Ryan]

What color?

[Caller/Guest]

Black.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it a premium or prestige?

[Caller/Guest]

It's a premium plus for the black optic package.

[J.D. Ryan]

Black optic, Is that like the. Is that like the blacks op package on a Wrangler? Like the video game?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm not sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, that's. That's Call of Duty package I'm thinking about. Okay, It's a black. Does it have navigation? It does factory navigation and it has. The miles are 26 you said?

[Caller/Guest]

That's right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it a 35? $34,000 car.

[Caller/Guest]

Higher.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not much higher. I bought one of these now. Now that, now that you laid this out. I remember I had one recently. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

About 43.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now we need you. See, See Bobbo, this is what you'll be sounding like at 10:45 after the marijuana kicks in.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

No doubt.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'll.

[J.D. Ryan]

You'll be. You're too high, bud. You're too high. I'm. I may be too low, but you're too high. I think 35, 36 is the money. I don't think it is a. No, it is and I'll give it maybe 36 and a half. But that's. I'm a check writer there. Right.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, let me go to your website.

[J.D. Ryan]

Give me the vin.comgivemetheven.com 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. JD you look like you have something you'd like to share.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've just been talking about earlier. We were talking about the Pokemon thing and Some people don't realize there's companies that, as you do, that they're. They're actually getting information on you. Yeah. If you were out there collecting Pokemon on your phone, there's a company called Niantic which are requiring gold mines of personal information on your smartphone. I didn't know that. How could they do that without your approval?

[Charlie]

Well, it's all through Google and, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It all goes through Google. It's all been approved. And by the way, when you're checking off that big, long list of stuff going, yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to play this game. One of those little things it says in there is, we can collect all your personal information.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is like an atomic bomb. I mean, this is big stuff. Can you imagine the war room and the whiteboarding that went on with. With this release? How they. Do you think they knew that was, like, over?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, wasn't it like 10 years ago?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's like bringing back capers 15 years ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

They bring back what?

[J.D. Ryan]

Capers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Capers.

[J.D. Ryan]

The tennis shoes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Two sets of laces and people, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know, we are north.

[J.D. Ryan]

I heard they have a Pokemon sex game that's coming out where you run around and do your Pokemon with different characters and players.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. JD's like, where did I. What kind of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait.

[J.D. Ryan]

What kind of release form do they have for that one game?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm on board. Look at what they collect from me. We have a North Texas teen recovering from a snake bite because he walked. He was playing Pokemon, walked onto a snake, got bit. I love it.

[Charlie]

He's picked.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did the phone tell him, ouch, you just got bit by a pokey snake?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, how can you not see a snake? Two San Diego guys walk off a cliff playing I'm. This is true. These are true stories. I'm not making it up.

[J.D. Ryan]

I saw a video of a guy getting his ass beat in a grocery store. Little white guy walked into a big black. Black guy at a looking down playing Pokey. Yeah. He walked to this big old black guy and like, hard is that guy just whipped. He got Pokey beat down.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Did he find his Pokemon after?

[J.D. Ryan]

I think he found Jesus.

[Charlie]

Well, I've got a clip of a guy that was drunk and he was mad that he couldn't play Pokemon in the middle of the night. Here, you want to hear this audio clip? Oh, yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. I want to go Pokemon hunting tonight. But do Pokemon be out this late or do they got, like, a curfew? Do they be sleepy? I don't know. I tried to go Pokemon hunting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tonight.

[J.D. Ryan]

And the Pokemon was asleep. I threw a pokeball at him and he was like, I got a job interview in the morning. The Pokemon looked at me. He said, why you trying to catch Pokemon? It's so late. And I said, cause it's Pokemon Go. And he said, pokemon go to sleep too. Then everybody text me. They say, vic, you crying on Snapchat? Is you okay? I'm not okay. I'm not. I want to catch them all. Not some of them. I want to catch them all. This song. This song is Gotta catch them all. You know the song ain't Gotta catch Some of them. That don't even sound right. And I know y' all gonna judge me. Cause I'm a grown man and I'm on Snapchat and I'm crying about Pokemon.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, okay.

[Charlie]

That's seriously just crying about not catching them in the middle of the night because they're not out, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, this is a weird one, man.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Have you ever been that deeply embroiled in anything video game related like that?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I played Zork pretty heavy as the young boy. Well, back then on the TRS 80.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'Re 11 TRS 80?

[Charlie]

Yeah, I wasn't 27.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was nine. I don't know. Pokeman's weird.

[Charlie]

Pokeman.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just. Well, I said it gets the kids out of the house. They'd be playing video games anyway. At least gets him out of the house.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, Brad.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[J.D. Ryan]

It says you've got a 15 Silverado with 17. But you really don't you just want to be on the air or is that wrong?

[Caller/Guest]

I do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, okay then, then. Hey, Britney, why'd you say just wants to be on the air?

[Charlie]

She's talking to somebody.

[Caller/Guest]

I do. I just.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's call her.

[Caller/Guest]

I want to be on there, but I just want to get a quick value of my vehicle. I kind of.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you from Springtown and do you sell Crystal Method?

[Caller/Guest]

No, sir.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, we got that cleared up.

[Caller/Guest]

Ring Spring taxes not spring down.

[J.D. Ryan]

Springtown is this little town on the outside of DFW and it's got a high concentration of people that go to jail and prison.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I'm glad they stay up there and leave us alone down here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you? Okay, so at 15 minutes this truck will take 20 minutes to bid because to at least on these trucks, if I have to ask all the options to do it right, it just takes.

[Caller/Guest]

It's a crew Cab.Summit y LTZ.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does it have navigation sunroof in four wheel drive?

[Caller/Guest]

No. Four wheel drive just everything except for four drive.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm going to hit it at 30, 30, 30, 30, 30,. 30, 31 right now. And I'll probably give more at my website. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Hey, can we play that Johnny Manziel Bong man deal?

[Charlie]

We have to play it next because we only have a minute left. It's a minute 23 get cut off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. His coach this week is Texas A and M. Coach Kevin Sumlin. Tried to reach out to him and he just said, you know, basically says, look, here's the bottom line. He's an Aggie. He'll always be an Aggie. In Texas A and M, we take care of our own. But still, it's just, it's sad to continue to watch his decline, just his spinning off.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, he did an endorsement with the gas pipe. The gas pipe. The gas pipe.

[Charlie]

We've got really two, two endorsements.

[J.D. Ryan]

In fact, we played the one about three weeks ago and we need to play it through Johnny Manziel Bong Man. The Johnny Bong Man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he didn't get his guarantees. He didn't get his 2.1 million guarantee from the, from Cleveland. His jerseys are now on sale for 1.99. He needs the money.

[J.D. Ryan]

I want one.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll get you one. Would you really wear that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely. I've got an O.J. simpson College jersey. I've got an O.J. simon Bills jersey. I'm a real smart ass, if you hadn't figured that out yet. That's kind of. That's my shtick. And my name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio. I do that. Seriously.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just go to givemetheven.com and we're gonna be here for a while. We'll be right back. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf. Yeah. There was a lady, there was a writer in New York City that did a. She went to Denver and ate some edibles. J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really?

[J.D. Ryan]

And wrote a piece on article on the edible dope. She had a bad trip.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Yeah, she ate like five.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you read it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

She freaked right out.

[J.D. Ryan]

She freaked her right out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, fine.

[Charlie]

That's why you wait four hours. J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, what's the four hours? What does that mean before you do more?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

You do one.

[John Clay Wolf]

You only have one, and then you wait four hours?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Charlie]

Or you do another one.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're that powerful?

[Charlie]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Explains my problem.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

That's what they say.

[John Clay Wolf]

The one time I did it I had like three because the first one didn't do anything. The second one didn't do anything. Then the third one's like oh, it's starting to kick in.

[J.D. Ryan]

Greg, where are you living? Greg, where you be staying? GREGO oh, 4 fo I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where you be staying? Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm calling from denison, Texas, by lake texoma.

[J.D. Ryan]

Got it. Whitesboro, Sherman, Denison. There's a lot of meth on the other side of that river up there in love county. That's our show today is to point out where all the meth is.04 F150 was 64. Why are the miles so low? Yeah, I've got.

[Caller/Guest]

It's a yellow.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's got a lift.

[Caller/Guest]

Got wheels on it. It's just a standard pickup though.

[J.D. Ryan]

I need to see pictures of this thing. If it's that old, it's got that low miles. 164. 64. Greg, Greg. Go to givemetheven.com I'm having trouble hearing you. Go to givemetheven dot com and let me see the pictures of this thing and in a push a couple pictures. 8008-0072-3480-0800 Austin an 03Z71 Silverado with buck 60. Is it extended cab?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes sir.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's, you know, three, four grand depending on condition.

[Caller/Guest]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. Go to givemetheven.com push it up. We'll buy it. How about them apples? And here's a. Is this Mike? Is this F350A 7.3 liter?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes sir.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it a four wheel drive?

[Caller/Guest]

No sir.

[J.D. Ryan]

Then again, it all depends on condition. Probably two to three, maybe four grand. I need to see it though. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Okay, enough of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was just saying that the Johnny Manziel jerseys are only $1.99. You want some of them?

[J.D. Ryan]

I want one of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'll want.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, get. Get one for my kid. To the smart ass kid. Yeah, we'll walk around holding hands.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

You know what's going on though, guys? I think he's hedging his bets on those jerseys. There's so many of them out there. Yeah, and he hasn't complained once that they're selling so cheap, you know, at sports franchises around the country. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

No sporting good stores. How can he complain?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Because I think he's got Another item on the market, so to speak.

[Charlie]

He does, in fact. Bob, you're so smart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Endorsement. Boba is so. Everybody stop. Bobbo is so smart. That's why.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

That's because I'm shopping at the Ride store.

[Charlie]

Yes, you are. You must be shopping at Gas Pipe in South Carolina.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gas Pipe? Yes, the Gas Pipe.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

The Gas Pipe.

[J.D. Ryan]

Little Red Riding Hood. What are you doing today?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

I'm going to the Gas Pipe. He's.

[Charlie]

He just happens to have a new jersey that he's selling at the Gas Pipe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Charlie]

Amazing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I heard his commercial on the way in. Right here on the Eagle. The Gas Pipe.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

The Gas Pipe. The Gas Pipe. The Gas Pipe. Hey, man, this is Johnny Football. And guess what's new at the Gas Pipe? It's my old jersey from the Cleveland Browns mine with a new Trip out design. Now you can show your number two like a pro, yo. With a jolly football stone Mine. Cool cover. Check it out. Cause you can wear it if you got a formal indoor shirt on. Stuff to do in the business world. Or it can be a durag or a blanket for a romantic picnic for your old lady, man. Or even a swaddling clothes blanket for little baby Jesus Manziel at Christmas time. And the Stoneman Cool cover is made of like pure hemp. So when you're out of stash, just smoke it down, man. So look cool and be cool just like me. Johnny Football. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was good, Baba. That's good. That was good.

[Charlie]

I don't know if it was Babo. I think it was Johnny.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, I forgot to say hey. Hey, yo, to all the affiliates that just joined. Yo, it's nine o', clock, man. We got a bunch of people just hooked onto our party wagon, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got you.

[Charlie]

That's right. Everybody's on board now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Arkansas, Amarillo, East Texas, West Texas. Central Texas, man. South Texas. Louisiana. Yeah, we're syndicated. Yo. Yo, man.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Jerry Jones still has horrible nightmares about the draft a couple years ago when he was so close, you know, he was so close.

[J.D. Ryan]

I want to hear the Johnny Bong man spot.

[Charlie]

Well, yes, that. There happens to be another product. We forgot about that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, and I think that we. This was come up from the Boston lead guitarist for Boston Rockman Put Foot Pedal. And Babo comes up with the Bong Man. The Gas Pipe.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Gas Pipe.

[J.D. Ryan]

The Gas Pipe. The Gas Pipe.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Hey, this is Johnny Manziel. I wanted to tell you about a new exclusive. You can only get at the Gas Pipe. The Gas Pipe. The Gas Pipe. The Gas Pipe. This is my all new Johnny Bong Man. Three way Smokinator, man. With two bowls, one sweet water cooling chamber and three mouthpieces just right for you and your butts before the big game or maybe later with a couple of fine babes. Just put a little water in the chamber, fill those bowls up with your favorite tobacco product, Light em up and get three Hail Mary lungfuls of awesome smoking. Ait and goodness. It's right on solid, man. You can get the Johnny Bong man in your favorite team colors like Cleveland Browns orange and black. Or go old school with good old A and M aggie maroon. Gig em and don't freak, freak out you homer. Cause we're gonna make a Dallas Cowboys model as soon as Jerry J. Puts in some upfront dinero. And he's gonna. Cause I'm Johnny Football, yo. And you can only get the Johnny Bong man at one cool joint. Look at gasp.

[J.D. Ryan]

If Johnny Manziel is not Kenny Powers, who is?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

At least he's worried.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seriously, he is.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's great.

[Charlie]

Question.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, Manuel, where are you living? Parallel. Is this Silverado The New Body Style 07 or the Classic Body Style 07?

[Caller/Guest]

New Body, Four Wheel Drive?

[J.D. Ryan]

2.

[Caller/Guest]

Two Wheel Drive.

[J.D. Ryan]

Crew cab or extended.

[Caller/Guest]

Crew cab?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm thinking eight.

[Caller/Guest]

Extended cab. Extend the cab. I'm sorry.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mm. Seven to eight. Is it leather, cloth? I'm sorry, Leather or cloth cloth? 7 to 8. Go to givemetheven.com and send me some pictures and I'll email you a hard buy number, an offer.

[Caller/Guest]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. Boom. That goes for everybody. You can just go to givemetheven.com or call on the show at 800-800-7234. I'm taking one blind. Who's this Mexican? It's a Mexican. Hi, Mexican. What's up?

[Charlie]

Hello.

[J.D. Ryan]

Back to Univision. Hello. What? Hello?

[Charlie]

He's talking to Donald Trump.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're not talking.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, look at my African American over here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Look at him. Pablo's my African American. You my African American. Where is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where?

[J.D. Ryan]

Where? I haven't heard from your. Your. Your big voice rush. No, no. But yeah. Leroy Holmes.

[Charlie]

Oh, you talking about our brother on our show?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, Leroy Holmes.

[Charlie]

Leroy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, hey, hey. What you talking about, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

You talk about what you want, what.

[J.D. Ryan]

You want, what it is, what it will be, what it was. Where is Roy? Man, everybody talk about the Pokemon going down here in the streets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I had a woman with a little baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

She walking with a little baby?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Yeah, in her arms.

[John Clay Wolf]

In her arms.

[J.D. Ryan]

She didn't have no stroller.

[John Clay Wolf]

No Stroller. She walked with a baby, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Got her hand out looking for Pokemon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did this happen this week?

[J.D. Ryan]

Like, walk out in front the city bus.

[John Clay Wolf]

A bus?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's bad. Yeah. Well, yeah.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

They ain't even got.

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought you would find, like, a toy. Yeah, like a Happy Meal?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, Something like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

It ain't really no real toy.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no real toy.

[J.D. Ryan]

You get like a toy on your.

[John Clay Wolf]

Screen, dance around, be all jackhead, Pikachu like that. They're not real.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't like that game.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. I'd rather play Mario Kart. Mario Kart said my cousin cheat throw.

[J.D. Ryan]

Red big old mushrooms at me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Knock me off the road, make me mad. And that's the rest of the story. 800. 800 7234.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Libro.

[Charlie]

Don't like Pokeman.

[J.D. Ryan]

800. 800.

[John Clay Wolf]

Apparently not.

[J.D. Ryan]

Radio. I'd like to hear Uncle Roy's take on Pokemon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man, can you imagine?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

He's got a take on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's our time, boss?

[Charlie]

You've got plenty of time. I'll tell you when you get two minutes.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not. I mean, that. That's. What? I don't know, man. Dead air on iHeartRadio. What? Somebody just sent me a text. Dead air on iHeartRadio? I doubt it. We need to change our porch lights to blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you're gonna do that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that like the thing. I haven't seen that on Facebook. I haven't seen it anywhere.

[J.D. Ryan]

It started in Arlington.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I think that's a great gesture about what happened to give a salute to the police officers.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's. That's. That's a good idea.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go to Spencer's palace, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you take that, go to Walmart and get them for two bucks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah, they got it. You take that yellow bulb out of there and June bugs are going to take over the world, John. Yeah, yeah, it'll be bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sorry I was late this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what were you doing?

[J.D. Ryan]

I was fishing. Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Fishing.

[J.D. Ryan]

I stayed at a buddy's house last night.

[John Clay Wolf]

And where's your son?

[J.D. Ryan]

They had a babysitter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

And he lives on a golf course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your buddy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nice. And I got up this morning, went fishing on the golf course.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Fishing for actual fish?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. You know, golf courses are great places to fish. They are way underestimated. There should be like a. Best fishing holes on. What hole number?

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you drunk?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, fishing on a golf course, you know, you.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can go. You can go. You can go barefoot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's no bugs no bugs. There's not a bunch of people hitting those holes. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're late to your radio show. But, hey, man, I'm fishing on a golf course.

[J.D. Ryan]

I.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Leave them alone, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's summertime. Taking a drug test.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have you ever been fishing on a golf course?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

I've been fishing for golf balls on a golf course.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'll throw a little spinner bait in one of them ponds in the golf course. You'd be surprised what you get.

[Charlie]

I thought only hobos did that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you? Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Seriously, hobos can't. Don't even get near the golf course.

[Charlie]

Did you sneak on there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you catch anything?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, hell, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd you get?

[J.D. Ryan]

Four pound, big mouth.

[Charlie]

Did you throw it back?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's in the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, okay. You are so full of it. You could not be more full of crap.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Got a hundred Sheila.

[John Clay Wolf]

Late to the show because you overslept. Stop. Got your coffee. That's what you did.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't go fishing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I didn't think that.

[Charlie]

The weirdest story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really? Well, I thought about it because a friend of mine was late coming and he's a big corporate exec.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And he's fishing on a golf course. I'm like, what are you doing? He's like. And I started thinking about it when he's explaining, like, you know, he's right. Go barefoot. There's no bugs. There's nobody bothering you. I think it's a good place to go fish. There's no fish. Of course there's fish in the water traps. Yes, but they're ponds, okay? They're ponds. They're not water traps. Call them what they are.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the people stock these ponds.

[J.D. Ryan]

They haven't been fished. So during the floods, then the little fishies run in.

[John Clay Wolf]

They run in.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they run in.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's great to know how much you know about nature.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

They just run in.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've crawfished.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've been fishing in nasty creeks with Uncle Roy. Carp fishing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I'm telling you, golf course fishing is much cleaner methodology.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And there's no fish to clean now.

[J.D. Ryan]

You get the fish. No, no. Especially you can get one of those little Zebco Ronco pocket fish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure you are. Pokemon fishing, dude.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pokemon fishing.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Pokemon fishing.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, all those kids running around, Pokemon hunting. I'm fishing in the golf course.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Little mud cats with three eyes and they're like, Lake Como.

[J.D. Ryan]

Lake Como.

[Charlie]

Talking about the fish. He's getting out of there. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Back home there was a report in the Fort Worth Star Telegram that Said do not eat the fish out of lake Como.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Attention, ladies and gentlemen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or anything that comes out of coma.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do not eat the fish or the drugs that come out of Como, Texas.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

You know what?

[J.D. Ryan]

Como has gotten more press since we've started this show than it has in its entire.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because we can throw a rock to there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that's because we took the. The hood drone and went and scoured the streets of Como with our drone and watched all the drug deals going down. And they were shooting at my drone. But we're such good pilots that we were getting away from them bullets.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

If they. If they ever failed to hold that handgun sideways, they probably would have hit it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, if the. If the cops don't come when shots are being fired. It's a rough neighborhood.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

8008-0072-3480-0800-7234, 800, 800. Ray D O. My name is John Clay wolf and I buy cars on the air for. Give me the vi n. Givemetheven.com that's where we do it. Beat any carmax offer. If we don't, we'll send you a check for hun ski. Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Ryan, are you there?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I'm here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, eight Honda Civic with a buck 80 on. It's worth two dimes. Two grand, maybe 20. 500.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

14. Nissan Armada Platinum with 20,000 miles is. I think it's mid 20s. Does that sound right, Tim, or. No, it's worth more than that. It's worth like 4, 30. 30. Mid 30s. Go to givemetheven.com Loaded up mid 30s is what I'm thinking, Jerry. An O2 Firebird Trans Am with 87. It all depends on how nice it is. Can you go to givemetheven.com so I can see the pictures? I'm thinking 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. Is it a Ram Air WS6?

[Caller/Guest]

I put a ram air aftermarket hood on it and had the motor.

[J.D. Ryan]

Five grand. Six grand. Go to givemetheven.com dust and a diesel Dodge. Is it leather? Cloth?

[Caller/Guest]

Cloth.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cloth. 10, 215. It's going to be worth between 12 and 15 grand, but I got to see pictures of it. My name is John Clay wolf. Go to givemetheven.com or just call the show. We buy cars.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

What we do.

[J.D. Ryan]

The cult. Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800- radio. This is the John Clay wolf show. The cult rocks. Assume. Hey, call screener lady. You in There. What is this crap about the guy on line four that wants to talk about the race place? What? I just know he, you know, he was listening to a show on the fourth of July, but I know it's pre recorded. He just keeps calling and asking about it. What's he want to know? He wants to know the name of the race place. I don't know if he wants to join the race or. Or if he just wants to go watch. I don't. I don't really know the hell are we talking about? I mean, that's what. Why y' all keep coming here and bothering me with this. Tell them to F off. I'll do that next time.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

We don't talk about race on this show.

[J.D. Ryan]

We don't talk about race. And tell them we don't appreciate that. Yeah, stock cars, mini bikes. Midgets on mini bikes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You race baiters.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. I mean. What the hell you mean, you people. Oh, Leroy. Oh, go away, Leroy. Mike. Mike. And on.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the.

[J.D. Ryan]

On here, it says you sound stoned, Mike. Are you stoned?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Yeah, he just fell down.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's the promo.

[J.D. Ryan]

There goes Mike.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

I know that feeling.

[J.D. Ryan]

It says, 06 Toyota Tacoma. Sounds high. All right. 800-800-723-4. 800. Who's who. Who's on. Look who's on the line. 4. Is that Nugent online? 4.

[Charlie]

Oh, is it ringing?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he's supposed to call right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

My Lord, really detailed. D. Ted.

[J.D. Ryan]

I. I lost him.

[Charlie]

He's not. Is it. All right, try it again here, line four.

[Caller/Guest]

GiveMeTheVin.com John Clay Wolf, Uncle Ted calling.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, Todd. Yes, this Ted Nugent. He's calling in right now to. To do a radio interview.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. Ted? Ted, you there?

[Caller/Guest]

Yo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, what's up, man?

[Caller/Guest]

Ready to rock?

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, so we've got Uncle Ted Nugent on the air with us. Just all you H town listeners for the guys who went and checked it out. How was the show, Ted?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm telling you, my band is so good, John. If I wasn't in this group, I'd go and follow them around the world just to get the effervescence of their soul throttle. I get the best band in the world, the best audiences in the world. I'm the luckiest son of a bitch to ever strap on a bird land.

[J.D. Ryan]

So Ted played Houston, the warehouse, last night. Tonight he's coming up to Dallas, Fort Worth, playing Billy Bob's. And then Monday night, he's free South Louisiana listeners. Uncle Ted will be at the varsity.

[Caller/Guest]

And as you can tell John, I'm a different animal. Have you noticed that over the years, I am a different animal. You know, most bands, in fact, all the bands that I know, they do two shows and then, John, they need three days off to rest and recuperate because they work so hard. We play 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 12 days in a row because I love the pronoxious throttle of it all. We just don't stop my. I got Jason Hartless, a 21 year old animal from Detroit on drums.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Where?

[J.D. Ryan]

Ted, you there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello?

[J.D. Ryan]

Ted? I lost you.

[Charlie]

Hold on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ted, you there?

[Charlie]

Oh, wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ted, you there? Why is Billy Squire on Bring him Down?

[Charlie]

I'm just trying to play something to Phil. His phone just dropped.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I'm my voice of Phil. Teddy there? Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

He'll be at Billy Bob's tonight if you want to catch the rest of this conversation.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dr. Joseph, good morning, you there?

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning. How are you?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, we were talking to Ted Nugent, but we lost him. But actually he was rambling on so much, it's kind of good.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, I don't know if you remember me, but I am the executor of my next door neighbor's estate and he had that 2005 Lincoln Town Car. And I called and gave a testamentary that I, I really was pleased the way that you handle it professionally, so on and so forth. Anyway, the purpose for my call is that we're having an estate sale today. And going through some of the materials, some of the drawers, I found an extra brand new remote as well as a key to the car. Don't know if you still have it. No, if you want me to send.

[J.D. Ryan]

This, I sold it to a cab driver, but I appreciate it.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, so anyway, tell them real quick why, I mean, you're on the air. You went to Carmax, you went to tda, you went to all of them. And we beat them by how much?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, the highest I had been offered was 5,800. And there was a private owner that was going to give me 75, but it was too big for his mother. But what really impressed me was the professional manner in which you really handled the transaction. When I went back to you, you said, Well, I said 7,000, so I'm going to give you 7,000 for the car. And so that's how we, we ended up selling it to you. It was painless, it was professional and it was complete.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, we're. I'm a big smartass and joker on the radio and people don't know that when we're off the air. I mean, I'm still fun, but. But our car business, we take very seriously and we handle it right. Your word is all you have, guys. That's it. That's it. And we're doing a sight unseen transaction with all of you. And we're going off of. You're going off my word and I'm going with off of yours. And if it's no good, then we don't need to do it. But. But it's funny that this system works because it still does show that there is some honor in the world that everyone hasn't gone sour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, well, that's true.

[Caller/Guest]

But the other thing too is that the integrity of the car that I was representing was in fact what I represented it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, agreed. No, no, agreed, Agreed. It was great car. Thank you, sir. 800-800-7234. Or you can just go to Give me the v I n givemetheven.com. gary, you've got a 15 Ghibli Maserati. What color is it?

[Caller/Guest]

Silver.

[J.D. Ryan]

I had two of these about six months ago. I gave 50 grand for them. What? How much is this car?

[Caller/Guest]

How much is it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I think it's worth probably 47 now. The market's adjusted. I'm. I'm just guessing.

[Caller/Guest]

It probably should be around 53.

[J.D. Ryan]

I gave that for one a year ago. A year ago. And it's got to come down from then?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's just look at it here. Go to givemetheven.com. send me the VIN number, send me the pictures. Say John's thinking 50. I'm thinking 53. Send me an offer letter and we'll email you an exact offer letter. What? We'll pay. Where are you. Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Guest]

We're calling from the Kingwood area.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cool, man. We get down there every single day. I'll get you. Do you have a payoff or is there no payoff?

[Caller/Guest]

No payoff.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, so I just write you a check and give me a title and you can go hammer it. Done deal.

[Caller/Guest]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

800-800-Radio. Go to givemetheven.com. be right back. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show. Just food.

[Charlie]

You'll be all right.

[J.D. Ryan]

So, baba, you got one of them pot flavored tootsie Rolls.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Yeah, well.

[J.D. Ryan]

But you're not gonna take it?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

I did.

[J.D. Ryan]

What? Okay, so it'll hit in about an hour?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Yeah, they Take an hour to hit food. Sounds like a great idea.

[J.D. Ryan]

This will be interesting to see how this works out.

[John Clay Wolf]

They take an hour. Why do they take so long?

[J.D. Ryan]

Allegedly. Because I read about this, man. Your body metabolizes the THC and gets it into your bloodstream via your liver, man. Unlike smoking it, where it goes straight to your deal and get you up and then let you down, right?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Me being a big fat bastard too, makes it take a long time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, so normal people, man, take 30 minutes. But since Bobbo's a big fat bastard, it takes him an hour and a half.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Like an hour and a half, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this will come on slowly over the next hour and a half, but.

[J.D. Ryan]

It, once it gets him up to altitude, man, it's gonna keep him there.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Feel pretty good though, I'll tell you that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Adamosix Mustang with a buck zero five. Is it GT or six cylinder? It's the four cylinder. I didn't even know they made a four cylinder. Does it have a pull start, kick start or electric start? I don't know, man, four grand?

[Caller/Guest]

It's actually, it's actually the V6.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, four grand, maybe five. Go to givemetheven.com let's see pictures.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, yeah, I was, I was hoping for about five, but I owe about 45 on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, we're all talking the same language, dog. Let's see it. Let's see it. Take your shirt off. Unbutton your bra. Let's see. Show me what you keep teasing me with. Show me what you're working with. Show me what you're working with. 808. Yeah, so everybody just push your [e-mail] we'll email you an offer letter. That's how that works. I'll do one more real quick. Jake. Oh, eight GMC Sierra. Is it a four door or extended cab? Four door, two or four wheel drive?

[Caller/Guest]

Two wheel?

[J.D. Ryan]

Leather. Cloth.

[Caller/Guest]

Cloth.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ten grand. That's what I'm thinking. What you thinking?

[Caller/Guest]

Not ten.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you think of nine?

[Caller/Guest]

No, not nine either.

[J.D. Ryan]

You think an 85. What are you thinking?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh yeah, I'm thinking seven.

[J.D. Ryan]

What are you thinking? What's it take to buy the car?

[Caller/Guest]

12.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nah, I'm not thinking 12. I'm thinking with four wheel drive in leather. I'm thinking 12. What if we meet in the middle and start thinking about 11 and holding hands?

[Caller/Guest]

11, hold hands. I'm a little picky.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but see, here's the deal is you're gonna be, you know, you guys can be hard asses and that's cool. But you still gotta get turn that thing into money. And I've got money and I'll do it fast. And so yeah, I'll sell it on Craigslist for 12. Yeah, sure. They call me back in a month. And then you're like, hey, man, you still good at 11?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I'm in a bind.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not saying you got to be in a bind. You don't have to be in a bind. Your time has to be worth something. That's all.

[Caller/Guest]

I'll send you pictures on givemetheven.com please.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do and write the story. John hit me at 10 and then 9 and I think he's a jerk. So I hit him at 12 and then we went to 11 and we're thinking. And then I hit him at 7 and 8008-0072-3480-0800.

[John Clay Wolf]

Radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Radio. What you got there?

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Baba, I just. I'm really blown away. The Bible really took the tootsie year old with thc.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Well, listen, don't keep talking about it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Allegedly, it's radio. It's a bit.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're gonna get us all busted.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of that, Colorado tourists aren't just buying weed now that it's legal, they're ending up in emergency rooms. That rates far higher. I believe the residents, because they really don't know what they're doing. They're taking edibles.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are two potent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Basically, doctors reviewing marijuana related emergency room admissions at a hospital near Denver say they're up about 300%.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, it'd be like handing out acid tabs to everybody, you know. Here, have an acid peach.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Little tiny ones.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not even close. Let me ask you this. I don't do marijuana. It's been years. Why would you go to an emergency room? What could be happening to you that you felt like you needed a doctor?

[Charlie]

Well, apparently the floor may be melting.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sounds like. That sounds like acid. That doesn't sound like.

[J.D. Ryan]

Or the air in your lungs is trying to explode.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it because there's something more potent? Michael, you've been to Colorado recently?

[Charlie]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it because it's more potent and it's potent?

[Charlie]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

The floor mill where you were.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've never had the floor. Black man wore a tuxedo to his vasectomy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here we go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because if he's going to be impotent, he going to look impotent.

[Charlie]

Dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, y'. All.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Let me see if I can explain this. J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Welcome to 1983.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

When you're on A roller coaster. Big roller coaster. You get up there, they always drag you up a big hill to start, right? And you're going up and up and up and up and right. Not before, but right after. You drop past that big hill as you're free falling on the coaster. Imagine that last five hours, man, that feeling right there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really. And I just thought. Okay, I'm sorry, I'm being stupid here because I just thought marijuana just made you mellow and hungry.

[Charlie]

Well, it depends on the type.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it depends on the dose. Yeah. And. And what's wrong with it?

[John Clay Wolf]

You can actually overdose on this.

[Charlie]

Not od, but make yourself crazy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. If you, if you take one of those deals that they're selling the candy bars, gummy bears, whatever. It takes forever for it to kick in so you don't realize it's coming. And when it does, it's like. It'd be like taking four big hits with Skunk. Red hair, Butt off the Johnny Bong, man. Smoking it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so you're, you're conscious, but you're just spinning. What do you, what do you tell the doctor in the emergency room? Stop the floor from spinning.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

What do you say?

[J.D. Ryan]

I think I'm dying. I think, I think, I think I did something wrong. I think that this didn't have marijuana in it. I think. Think that Obama's going to kill me.

[John Clay Wolf]

You may think somebody's giving you something else other than what happens is you.

[Charlie]

End up calling 911 and saying, hey, I'm too high right now. Please help me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you still have that clip?

[Charlie]

No, I don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

At 10 o' clock we have the top 10 stoner cars which will be.

[J.D. Ryan]

A nice little Wade. Is this a diesel or gas Dodge? Speaking of that 5.9 come 5.9 for Springtown, Texas. Is it a four wheel drive or a two?

[Caller/Guest]

Four wheel drive.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good, good, good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Math or no math.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it a average, rough or clean?

[Caller/Guest]

Average. But it does have a whiskey dent on the driver's side.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, four grand.

[Caller/Guest]

I don't sound too bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

I need to see pictures of. It all depends. These old trucks, man, they can be worth two, they can be worth six, they can be worth five. They. I gotta see it because it all depends on how you kept it.

[Caller/Guest]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

So go to give me the vingivemetheven.com, shoot me a few pictures and we'll buy it from emails. I mean, we'll just email you. We won't bother you. We don't bother anybody. We don't want to Bother you. We're not coming to you. You're coming to us, and we're not. That's what I have to get these buyers understanding that come to work here. Well, you know, I'm like, listen, dude, they're. They're knocking on your door. They're coming to you, and they want your money, and that's cool, and we want their car. But you're not bugging them by calling them back and saying, hey, what are we doing here? You went to my website. You put the VIN number. Yeah, we hit you at 20 grand. Answer me, damn it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I mean, I need 20,500. Okay. Well, does it have this and this? You didn't put that on the deal? Yeah. Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Wow. It freaks people out because then there's.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of people listening today that maybe have never heard the process before. Don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go to givemetheven.com. put your VIN number in and two pictures. Click a couple of buttons. I mean, it takes all of 30 seconds. And we'll email you an offer letter. If we don't beat a CarMax offer letter, we will overnight. Not mail. Overnight you a check for a hundred dollars. And I do that so that you'll get the message, and everybody gets the message. I mean, business.

[John Clay Wolf]

You do that, what, once or twice a week?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we'll send out a couple checks a week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And if you're a dealer, we don't want your business.

[Charlie]

No, go to. There's a. There's a button you can go and submit to. Yeah, but no, don't go where the public is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, the dealers are tricky. It's not the franchise dealers. It's the independent dealers. They're trying to slide stuff in on us, and we got to stop it because our. My. My buyers, they're green. They haven't been in the wholesale business. They don't realize dealers are trying to sneak up on them and sell them. Dealers will go, what are they doing? They'll. They'll. Mickey Mouse cars together.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't understand.

[J.D. Ryan]

They will. They will sell us counterfeit cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got me?

[J.D. Ryan]

But, okay, it just takes too long.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Mickey Mouse. They're like, ha.

[J.D. Ryan]

I want to buy a jeep Here, Pluto. Here, boy. Yeah, they'll buy bad cars at the auction and. And barbed wire them together and try to pass them off on us as real cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

You okay? Gotcha.

[J.D. Ryan]

And that's like, what? CarMax won't even buy cars from dealers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I will, but I'm not going to Treat you the same as I do the public. And I don't owe you anything. And, and, and we'll. If it's a good car, I'll put the good money in it. And if you're trying to put one over on me, if you're putting me together, I'm just out. So it's that easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got you. I just wonder what that was all about. Why the dealers? Or is that suddenly there's something that's happened recently?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, what's happened recently is we've been growing and having greener people in our bind room.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I got you.

[J.D. Ryan]

And so they're getting trick effed on stuff that we were catching when I was in there all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Little growing pains as you, as you expand and get on more radio stations.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

People had just.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pennsylvania starts the 30th. The 30th.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pennsylvania.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pennsylvania.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're out of the Southwest now. I'm concerned.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we. Bobo, you're fired. We are. Or can you start working on your Yankee accent?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Yeah, I got something like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like that.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Almost fell out of touch. You remember when Henry Hill came?

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we go. We talked to him.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

I'm from Cold Spring Arbor.

[John Clay Wolf]

There we go.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's got a good one.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

That's in Long Island.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. i didn't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Go a long way back. My folks are from Cold Spring. Over all the way back to the 50s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

So I moved out here to Queens because my cousin, Dominique Tubon.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's his name.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Yeah. We got a detail piece. Pretty good details. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

On detail.

[J.D. Ryan]

Andrew09, vet with 56. Sounds like 20 grander to me. I bought one with 51 for 20 on Monday. Is this a convertible?

[Caller/Guest]

It is not. No. Target top.

[J.D. Ryan]

If that works for you, send me pictures. Go to, give me the vin.com, we'll get a bot.

[Caller/Guest]

20 grand, huh?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[Caller/Guest]

No, that doesn't work.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've got one I can sell you for 20,005. It's got better miles than yours, so don't get saucy with me. Bernays.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

There he is every time. Dick and Harry's got a Target top. Thinks he's got something really special.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ray Moussa says Evie 07 Lexus LS460 with a bucko five. How much more than ten grand is it?

[Caller/Guest]

I don't know, man. I'm just trying to get a feel.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what I said last night about 12:30 when we were out drinking at that bar. It was crowded and she just wasn't going for it. She Just wasn't even gonna let me.

[Caller/Guest]

At least you made sure it was.

[J.D. Ryan]

At least it wasn't. She. Hey, none of that talk here on this radio station there, jerky. We're PC. Yeah, he's and she's and in betweeners. We all want a copper feel. All of it, right? Excuse me.

[Caller/Guest]

We love them all, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

We love them all. I've been in. I've been in sensitivity training, Ray. Have you?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Clearly.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm working. I'm working on getting there, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, John, we really like you, but we. What you're thinking? We think we're going to send you to sensitivity training.

[John Clay Wolf]

Response was no, never mind.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is this. Excuse me, Right. Is this a long body, an L, or the regular one?

[Caller/Guest]

No, no, no. It's a regular body.

[J.D. Ryan]

What color?

[Caller/Guest]

It's that, like, greenish looking.

[J.D. Ryan]

What would be wrong if I had a big body? What would be wrong if I had a skinny body? Why are you talking about my body? You gonna pay me different? You gonna pay a different salary depending on my looks? Yes, Ray, I'm gonna pay different depending on how pretty your car is.

[Caller/Guest]

You know that greenish, aqua, whatever the hell color it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't care if it's red, purple, blue, black. We all beautiful. We all God's children.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Aqua cars do matter.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'll give 11,000, Ray.

[Caller/Guest]

Cool, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go to give itevent.com Ray and my sister Pookie shoes. She works on the weekends, too. No, she ain't really like. No, they gonorrhea britches. That ain't funny. That ain't funny. I know that she had a little case of something back, but y' all need to quit calling her gonorrhea britches. I don't know what you're talking. Stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not today.

[J.D. Ryan]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio James. An 07 hoe with a buck 80s at leather cloth.

[Caller/Guest]

371.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's a three? Seven. Oh, Z71. Is it. Is it navigation? Sunroof?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[J.D. Ryan]

I want to say seven, but I want to get it bought. What gets it bought.

[Caller/Guest]

That'll work out awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. If seven will buy it, send it on. Let's see. Givemetheven.com Givemetheven.com A seven hoe with a buck 80 for seven grand.

[Charlie]

Seven ho.

[J.D. Ryan]

Seven. Ho. 7 11. She got me open like 7 11. All right, Bob, you sure you didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take the little dope? You're, like, high.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your price is way too high. You need to cut it. Cut it, Cut it Cut it.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Cut it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why do you even have that at your fingertips?

[Charlie]

For any time you're too high, you need to cut it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you listened to yourself the last five minutes?

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you like my African American female impersonation?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

No.

[Charlie]

It was interesting.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pookie shoes.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Sounds like something you would find on the Pokemon Go game.

[J.D. Ryan]

We'll be back, man. I gotta, I gotta, I gotta. I gotta cut it. Yeah, we'll be back in a momentum. Remember, givemetheven.com givemethevin.com is where you go to get your car bid. We'll email you offer letter. And we're buying if you ain't lying we're buying in this bad company and I'm ready I'm ready for love and I ain't got no more God Real. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf. I can't get Bobbo to take the Tootsie Roll. What?

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought he did. He lied a doper.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Lied a doper.

[J.D. Ryan]

He just called you a doper.

[John Clay Wolf]

Please.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's coming from an alcohol. Alcoholic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, exactly.

[J.D. Ryan]

In this corner, the doper in that corner.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm allowed. I'm allowed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Recovering alcoholic. Why are you recovering, J.D. because you're always recovering. Who's gonna win this matchup, the doper or the alky?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

There's an old buddy of mine that went all rehabby about a year and a half ago, and he gets really ugly sometimes.

[John Clay Wolf]

A rehabby.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

And I. I said to him the other day, I said, man, there's a lot of bile in that statement. Anyway, Sid, what he say? I earned my bile, Bobby. That always bothers me.

[John Clay Wolf]

People that are in recovery, that are just angry. No, I'm not. I don't care what you do. I don't care.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, so the reason that Bobbo is not taking the Tootsie Roll is because I wanted to get him colorful in the last hour of the show. Colorful?

[John Clay Wolf]

More colorful than he was early this morning when you had to dump him twice?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Yes, but then I gotta go home and it's 60 miles.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I thought you were pro.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Well, I mean, I'm proud.

[John Clay Wolf]

John just threw down the job.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

The job job doesn't mean I have to ingest illegal substances, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, you did last Saturday. We have text messages from Bobbo.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

That is peer pressure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

So, Charlie, what happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're down the doper.

[Charlie]

You've got the. Our conversation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Yeah, I'm looking at it now for the first time.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sent it.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you're doing your follow up to the New York Times article on. Yes. On Edibles. Yes. 7:58pm what time did you take the Tootsie Roll?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Well, 7:58pm I texted to Turley. Just about to drop your magic bullet, pard.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, Pard.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

He comes back. If you have an empty stomach, give it 30 minutes and then pop in your favorite movie or record and enjoy the ride.

[John Clay Wolf]

Enjoy the ride.

[J.D. Ryan]

So that was at what time? 7:58pm okay, then. Then what's the next communication?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

801. I say start your class.

[J.D. Ryan]

Itasca. Itasca. Airheart.

[Charlie]

Airheart.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Whiskey Niner.

[J.D. Ryan]

What time?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

7:58Pm at 8:01. I say start your clock. I'm all day empty.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Charlie says, thumbs up.

[J.D. Ryan]

8:38Pm that's about the right time, isn't it?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

I said, ran for some chicken express just in case Shirley comes back and says, patience Danielson. Let the chi arrive. 9:19pm and this is a weird statement. Ozzy's Diary of a Madman is a modern master. Your piece.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh Lord, you know, but okay, so what time did you did. Eight o' clock is when you ate your Toots Roll. And at what time did you decide that Diary of a Madman is a moderate? It took an hour and 18 minutes. Hour 28 hour, 20 minutes. Okay, then what?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Then Charlie says, netflix. And then he says, squeeze the elephant dung. And I don't know what that means.

[J.D. Ryan]

Messing with him right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

I knew he's in another world.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Then I sent him a video of Diary of a Message man from YouTube. And then at 10:36pm I said, and here's my last statement on the subject.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is his last transmission before we lost contact.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Transmission? It says, and I quote, very nice. Very deep incongruence of senses. Far out.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's floating with the horizon.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Goodbye, baba.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

What I didn't tell you was that we drank. I had one of my old Hangaround buddies came over and we drank red wine till about 4 or 5 in the morning. And I slept half the day Sunday and woke up feeling really refreshed and nice.

[J.D. Ryan]

Slept half the day.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

We up late, jump to the hot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tub, bill up church. Where are you calling from?

[John Clay Wolf]

Austin, brother.

[Caller/Guest]

Dallas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh wait. F450 King Ranch. Is it a four wheel drive or two?

[Caller/Guest]

Four wheel drive.

[J.D. Ryan]

The problem with this truck is when you finance it, the banks look at it as a commercial vehicle because it's a one and a half ton and if you're pulling a trailer with it, you've got to have a CDL now with the new rules. So it kind of screws the market up a little bit. How long have you had it?

[Caller/Guest]

I've had it about a year.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Average rough or clean?

[Caller/Guest]

I think it's clean.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. I'm a 20, 21, 22 guy. I need to see pictures of it.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay. Sounds close to where I want to be.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go to. Give me the vi n. Givemetheven.com and don't tell them John, bid it at 22, because I didn't. I said I'm 20. 21, 22. Say John, bid it at 20 to 22, depending on the photos. And here they are. And we'll get it.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you, sir. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So Bobo Turley's leaving town, and you're gonna run the board. Oh, man. Oh. What?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

I'm scared to death of this thing.

[Charlie]

Why 30th? You got a couple weeks.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

That's not something I regularly do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just drop some dope. You'll be fine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hell, no.

[Charlie]

That would not be.

[J.D. Ryan]

Be good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Imagine, J.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

You so you so over simplify these.

[J.D. Ryan]

These.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Anything to do with substance.

[J.D. Ryan]

800-800-72348. 800, 800. Raiders the calling number.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man, it's funny.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you don't think you can do it? What do we do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Top ten.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, it's time. Oh, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, you dopers. How you doing?

[J.D. Ryan]

You dead doper.

[John Clay Wolf]

You dead doper dopers. Hey, this is the top 10 list on the John Clee Wolf Show. We're talking about dope this morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

And of course, he's speaking of dopers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

My buddy that was a marijuana enthusiast right out of high school. Yes. And an alcoholic like. Like our old friend J.D. ryan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

He went to rehab in California, your buddy did. And guess who he met.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rita Coolidge, singing Higher and Higher from your daughter.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your daughter case.

[John Clay Wolf]

My daughter?

[J.D. Ryan]

Your daughter, Carrie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

She was in rehab with him. Well, she's had some issues, and he had it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man. Did he really?

[J.D. Ryan]

He claims he had it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't believe.

[J.D. Ryan]

But he lied a lot about stuff like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dopers and dirt and alcoholics have a tendency to lie.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, but he definitely was in with your daughter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the Thompson twins sang Liar, liar. All right, 1983. Hey, the top ten stoner cars, John. The. These are the cars.

[J.D. Ryan]

He said he got her there. You know how many times he got her there?

[John Clay Wolf]

How many times did he get her?

[J.D. Ryan]

Not one, not twice, not two, but ten.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ten times. It was the top ten Pokemons in my daughter. Top ten stoner cars. Here we go. Number ten. It's a 1992 old short school bus. Oh, yes. That's a. That's a stoner mobile. Number nine, the 1980 enclosed Pope. That's a smoke box on wheels. The number eight is the 1988 Subaru Brat, complete with a roll bar. With number seven, a light blue Chevy love van.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about number six? These are the top 10 stoner cars at Toyota Prius. Well, enough said there. Number five, halfway to the number one spot, the Volkswagen combo camper and van. Every doper has to have one. The top ten. Ten doper cars. Number four, a 2014 Smart car. Smart indeed. Number three. This is my favorite, actually. The retired cop cars. Hide in plain sight. That's what Casey says. Number two, the Cheech and Chong green fan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the number one top 10 doper cars, the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, you just made me think of something, Casey.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet I did. Thank you, Johnny. And there's your top 10 things. Hey, keep your feet in the ground. To keep it very easy for the stars.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get out of here, Casey.

[John Clay Wolf]

See you, buddy.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Rolly. Rip, Raggy.

[J.D. Ryan]

So with all this PC stuff. Yeah. Once marijuana becomes legal and everywhere. Yeah. Will it, like. Will the stoners, like, start protesting of us making fun of them?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Not as long as Frito Lay is doing all right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because, like, if we did that top 10 bit on right now, a hot topic of GLDB. You know, just something. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right. Get off it. See, we're scared to even say the letters. So what do you think? Stoners are going to gain traction in a decade from now? You can't talk bad about them anymore? I think so.

[Charlie]

It's not a race, though.

[J.D. Ryan]

But it's not all about race.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're not going to get organized enough. Come on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Homosexuality is not a race. It's.

[Charlie]

Yeah, but it's not a.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is it? Easy. I can't even talk about her. I'll get trouble.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

I'll tell you the truth, John.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sometimes stoners are. Lifestyle.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

A little offended when. When JD Says something about dope or this or dope or that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why I say it, to offend you. It's called radio.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

You're coming from total inexperience when you do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's talk. I told you that.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

It's not fair, man. Like, I mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, here we Go. You're getting. You're getting a mini cosmic, right? Yeah, go ahead.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Like, come on, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I tell you that. That's why it's funny, because I have no clue what I'm talking about.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

You know, There's a whole subculture, though, of, like, black light posters, man. Pictures on black velvet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Subculture.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Lava lamps, Cheetos singing below. All kinds of stuff that. Yeah. You know. Tiny spoons out of McDonald's coffee cups.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is that do?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Perfect. That's a perfect size snort.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I didn't know that.

[J.D. Ryan]

See?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

See? And I'm not a user like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I'm just saying, you know, how. You know an awful lot for somebody's not a user?

[J.D. Ryan]

He's very judgmental.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not judgmental.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Stereotype.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, let me break up the monotony and make y' all laugh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Please. So I go to dinner with my old college roommate and his wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

And we're sitting there, and I've never met her. And she doesn't realize that he and I. You know, when you have a connection with someone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

You just pick right up where you left off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, it's been years, so she's never met me. And he. And I get right into the old shtick, you know, and it's kind of freaking her out. Like, oh, I mean, I didn't know that you said that. I didn't know you do that. And then he's like. He starts getting drunk, and he's telling she's real prim and proper.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, dear.

[J.D. Ryan]

So we were. I felt like we might be offending her. Okay. But when I knew that the coast was clear is when he's like, you know how I met this guy, honey? Bowes hall smu, freshman year. There's a sign on the door of a toilet says, do not flush this turd. And that was Wolf. He created a masterpiece. We were all walking through there, like, looking at a funeral at an open casket. It was unbelievable.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's how you met him?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, yeah. Yeah. That's how he remembers how he met me. Memorable. It was. It was any. I didn't remember it. I didn't remember the whole thing, but we named it. And, like, people were coming from other dormitories and walking by this stall, like, oh, my God. I mean, it's like seeing a baby with ten arms or something. Oh, holy.

[Charlie]

You're so proud of that one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. Like, do not flush.

[Charlie]

What you name them?

[J.D. Ryan]

I think my best friend's Earl was the.

[Charlie]

The big show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Then I Think we just named him Mr. Turd.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how long. How long did this remain?

[J.D. Ryan]

About a day. About a day that some smart ass had to flush.

[Charlie]

Well, finally.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's gonna have to happen, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

But, I mean, it was like two tall boys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stacked on top of each other.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Probably an alcoholic fresh out of rehab. Came and flushed that deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was that meant to inflame me?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

One of the shiny, happy people.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a pink cloud.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

You know, he talks all about a.

[J.D. Ryan]

My dad used to call me lateral line because I was. I was a big, healthy, growing boy. Lateral line. Like, I. If I was going to use the. The facilities in our home.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I needed to go upstairs so that the suction would get going on the pipes because it.

[Charlie]

It.

[J.D. Ryan]

It could. It could take a. It couldn't. Most of them couldn't handle a 90.90degree turn on the downstairs level.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Still, in a couple of ways, the best thing about an airplane, Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

They don't let them out the side, man. Oh, my Lord.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

I thought they did.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God. But there's boats that grind all that up and throw it out. Huh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Airplanes don't flush it to the air. No, they don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm like. So do you think you're just sitting there? Like, if you have blue stuff cover you up. Oh, that's another airplane turd just hit me from 30,000ft.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's people that think that.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Yeah, there's that sound, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, that's. It's going into a tank.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

You know what I'm talking about? Everybody knows what I'm talking about, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, man. Mike. 01 vet convertible with 37. Is it automatic or a stick?

[Caller/Guest]

Automatic.

[J.D. Ryan]

How long have you had?

[Caller/Guest]

Was my uncle's, and now we've had it for about six years.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. What color?

[Caller/Guest]

Yellow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Average. Rough or clean? It sounds great. It sounds like it's a show.

[Caller/Guest]

It's excellent. Yes, it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[Caller/Guest]

Never seen rain.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does 12 grand do the trick?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does 13 grand do the trick?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does 14 grand do the trick?

[Caller/Guest]

Trick? No, sir.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does 15 grand do the trick?

[Caller/Guest]

Nope.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Is it a Z06?

[Caller/Guest]

No, it's just. Just regular.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Go shop around, get your feelings hurt, come back when you're done and let me buy it. All right?

[Charlie]

You know it's gonna happen, too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it will. No, that's what's gonna happen. I'm the first stop. Screw you, man. My car's worth 20 grand. You're low balling.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Low balling me, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, man. Is that 15 grand, man? Is that still real?

[Charlie]

Happens all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was kidding when I called you Jack.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did I ever offer him 15 grand?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

I said, well, 15 grand buy it, right? Cuz I don't think I'll give 15 grand. I was just. I could tell with the pride in his soul from his dead uncle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

That we weren't gonna get anywhere. No, we were just talking about Corvettes.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Not even a Z06.

[J.D. Ryan]

Man, if it was 06, I'd be all over it like stink on that thing in the bathroom stall. We'll be right back. My name is John Cleveland. Well, give me the vin.com website. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show real quick. I'm gonna bet a couple guys. Jose. 11 GMC Sierra with 15. No, it's a half ton. 84,000 miles. Is that correct?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, that's correct.

[J.D. Ryan]

Two wheel drive or four? Four wheel average rough or clean cloth truck at 11 extended cab. 20 inch wheels like a Texas edition or the regular wheels.

[Caller/Guest]

20 inch.

[J.D. Ryan]

20 inch wheels. Mid teens. Is the money on that car 15 grand. 16 grand. 15 grand. 16 grand. Can you push it to give me the vin.com so I can get a look at it? All right, Eric. O2 vet VO VO6Z06 with 80,000 miles. Is there anything wrong with it?

[Caller/Guest]

Absolutely not. It was built at my Shop. It makes 426 horsepower at the wheels. It's electron blue. It's polished wheels.

[J.D. Ryan]

See those crazy hot rod deals? What? What? Melba toast is packing. There's so much variable in those, I don't even know where to start. I'm gonna hit you in mid teens for conversation. I'm gonna need to see it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and explain me what Melba Toast is packing. We'll be right back.

[Charlie]

My sounder's not playing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are we on? Yes. Good morning, everyone. We're back. J.D. ryan. My name is John Clay Wolf. Bobbo.

[John Clay Wolf]

The infamous Bobbo Michael Turley.

[J.D. Ryan]

It is 10, 25, 35. Join us as friends like us. The John Clay Wolf show. The podcast instructions are there as well. On Facebook. We were. Medicinal marijuana has been a topic of the show today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

So might as well stick to it. Okay, so I'm talking to Hooter. I got this buddy named Hooter. And you imagine why it's called Hooter?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because he likes wings.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. And he. He. He was telling me the other day how he tried some of that and it chilled him out. He tried some of the candy Bar, the medicinal. Yeah, yeah. He said. Now I remember. He said, I'm holding a lot of pin up frustration, John. But what was funny, it made me think about when we recorded him. Because people call in or they go to our givemetheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

So we've got a room full of buyers, and they're handling deals. So, JD let's say that you. You. You go to. This is a situation where you go to Give me the VIN.com. put your VIN in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put my VIN in.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hooter offers you 18 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hooter. I'm talking to Hooter. He's offered to me 18.

[J.D. Ryan]

We emailed it to you, and you write back, takes 19, and y' all work a deal out of 19, and we're good. And you talk. It goes to accounting, it goes to logistics. We're lining up to pick up the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Beautiful.

[J.D. Ryan]

Done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Life is great.

[J.D. Ryan]

And then nothing happens. Oh, and then Hooter calls, and Hooter's not the name he goes by in the deal. He's very professional. Yes. He's the most professional in the room.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're gonna have people call up going, I won't talk to Hooter.

[J.D. Ryan]

No. If you really want to know, he's the nicest, most professional guy in the entire room. All right? And he's just so customer service. Yes, sir. No, he's just so nice. I'm like, come on, just ask him what it cost. Hooter, quit being so nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get it on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Anyway, she won't. She answers the phone. Oh, they won't answer the phone. And we've got a driver there to pick up. And I said, star, six, seven. Them. What's that? Star, six, seven. And they will. It'll be blocked. See if they answer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gall answers. Hello? You know, is Mike there? He's in the bathroom. He wouldn't answer the phone because he knew we were there to pick up the car. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all gone forward.

[J.D. Ryan]

But what was funny, it's right then when we heard that, I'm like, oh, Hooter's gonna get mad. So I hit record on my phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

I played this a while back, but it's worthy of another one. And, you know, about a month ago, and. And he. He held it together with her on the phone until he got off the phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. This is after he hung up.

[J.D. Ryan]

And when he hung up, he just blew up. Listen to this.

[Caller/Guest]

All right, well, you have a good day.

[J.D. Ryan]

What she doing?

[Caller/Guest]

Why am I getting everybody shaky? Deal up in this mother, man. God, me, I'm done. I'm done for the day. I can't take another.

[J.D. Ryan]

No. Who was it?

[Caller/Guest]

Greg came up with a 15 on this Dodge Challenger. He's gonna deliver today at 5.

[J.D. Ryan]

Text him.

[Caller/Guest]

Called him twice, and then call him the third time. And he's in the. Doesn't have enough balls to talk to me and tell me he's a comeback. You know what I'm saying?

[J.D. Ryan]

He lets his ass.

[Caller/Guest]

Wife answer the phone because he's more of a. Than his wife, you know?

[J.D. Ryan]

So what did he do? Did he sell him somewhere else? Oh, well, you. You just decided to sell another car.

[Caller/Guest]

And by then, I wouldn't. I wasn't even gonna face this right.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

You know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, hey, send me the bin on that one.

[Caller/Guest]

Let me hold you there.

[J.D. Ryan]

I said, you know, this would be.

[Caller/Guest]

Nice for you to, you know, be decent about it. Pick up the God phone. I've been calling you all God day.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you know what I mean.

[Caller/Guest]

What the, man?

[J.D. Ryan]

Sorry about that. I know how it feels, man.

[Caller/Guest]

It's just, man, it's been happening to me all week. All last week. It's been one flake after the next, man. I don't know what the I'm doing wrong.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, you, man.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm just a magnet.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was, like, two months ago. Hooters found his groove again, and he's back on. He's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just, like, have, I'm sure. Goes through waves.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but people can relate to that, man. Nobody's been through a bad groove.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

That's got to be very rare, though, for this business, for you to get that far in the process and somebody just decide inexplicably to back out.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it happens.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

I would think it's at least once, twice a week. We'll have somebody do that.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

I couldn't deal with it. You've seen me on the phone with customers, John.

[J.D. Ryan]

I.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

You know, I get weird probably a little quicker than Hooter.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's.

[Charlie]

There's several times they want to say something, and I have to be the filters. Like, no, no, let's not do that. Let's not go there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you got to keep. Keep your cool. Keep your cool, because all you need is a bunch of people getting, you know, just let it go. But it's tough when people give you their word and you spend money. What they don't understand is we go get a cut, a check cut. We do a title research. We're spending money all over the place. Place. And then we order up a transporter to drive from Dallas to Houston to pick up this dude's car. Got the FedEx is all done. That was $20 a throw there and back. I mean, I'm 400 into this deal by the time we get to the door. And then they get cold feet.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, I'm the one who should be screaming.

[Charlie]

I don't know how you don't, to be honest with you. I mean, because we take it personally.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

I mean, it's your money, so it's real personal.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'll tell you what. Like, if you. Like when I'm going through the queue at the end of the night and I see from Auto Raptor on a. On a sold unit or bought unit, I don't open them.

[Charlie]

Because you don't want to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because if it says, oh, we changed our mind, then I, like, take my computer and throw it through the window.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't do the.

[J.D. Ryan]

So I don't. I don't want to.

[Charlie]

You see, Delivered. And that's all you care.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I don't want to. I don't want to see it. It does make me mad. So I stay away from it because I'm used to a world where, like, in a world, remember A Few good Men, Jack Nicholson. At the end, I'm sitting on that wall. I'm the one putting money on those trades, right? You need me. You don't understand how I keep this thing working, right? And I. I don't want to get into one of those rants, so I just let it go. But, yeah, I. I live in a dealer to dealer world where our word is our bond, right? And if you say you own it, you own it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's done deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you screw it up, you still own it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And when people get all flaky, that's why I'm like, man, that's why I sold those retail stores. The Wolf, Ford, Wolf, Dodge, Wolf, Chevy. That's why I got out of that crap, because I couldn't stand dealing with the public. But this is different because we're buying from the public, not selling the public. Remember, it's a givemetheven.com yeah. But we will beat Carmax. And if we don't, I just send you 100 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't beat. If you don't beat.

[J.D. Ryan]

If I don't beat a written Carmax offer, I owe you 100. Now, I that in that I get an option to beat them. I'm not. If we bid it at 20 side unseen and you get 20,500 from CarMax, don't say, where's my hundred? Say, Here's 20,500. Can you beat it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you beat it?

[J.D. Ryan]

If I say no, I'm going to be the one that says, what's your mailing address? Right. Because I owe you 100.

[Caller/Guest]

Perfect.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, we'll be right back. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show. Tony? Tony. Tony Green, you there? You there?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey. A15 Ultima S with 11,000 mil on them. See, this is an interesting car because Enterprise and Avis and all them, they rent these cars by the gazillions. So it really matters what they're charging the dealership on remarketing. They drive the market on this one. What's your payoff?

[Caller/Guest]

28.

[J.D. Ryan]

How much?

[Caller/Guest]

28,000. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's more than sticker, man.

[Caller/Guest]

Is it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean that's like. I think, aren't they advertising these things for 20 grand new? Wow. Yeah. You're tanked. Get a preacher and then get a backhoe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because that's what we say you're buried. Yeah, it's, it's. It's a 13, 14 grand ride. 28,000 dollar payoff. So he's. He's 13 grand in the ditch, right? I think he wins the award today. Poor guy. Gentlemen, it would have been fun. Is asking what dealership put it on him that heavy? But that dealership probably sue me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would think so.

[J.D. Ryan]

Probably won't do that. Not now anymore. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Toby Keith. What? What? What are we doing with Toby Keith?

[John Clay Wolf]

Toby Keith.

[J.D. Ryan]

I see we've got him up on the board today as Toby Keith's got.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

A new song out.

[John Clay Wolf]

He does.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

It's actually, I think it's a pretty good song.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it called?

[Charlie]

Let's hear it. And you be the judge of it. A few more cowboys Never heard.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not familiar this.

[Charlie]

Aren't you his best friend?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm not.

[J.D. Ryan]

Aren't you his best friend?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm his friends of his road manager.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not going to listen to a whole Toby Keis song.

[Charlie]

No, you just need.

[J.D. Ryan]

I haven't listened to a whole Toby key song in probably 20 years. I'm not going to start today.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't even hear it.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

There'd be a bunch more daddies sons.

[J.D. Ryan]

Could be proud of.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

We'd have half the crown we'd have.

[J.D. Ryan]

Twice to find with a few more cowboys boys. Toby Keith is doing his Toby Keith thing. He needs a few more cowboys that smoke pot. And then if you do the rodeo circuit, do white crosses.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. A few more outlaws and a few less.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Cowboys and a few less outlaws.

[J.D. Ryan]

He needs to do a song about cowboys wearing women's clothes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because that's what a lot of them do these days.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you look at women, what they. The jeans they WORE in the 80s, that's what the cowboys are wearing today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you talking about the guys that are singing cowboy songs? Country music?

[J.D. Ryan]

Nah, it's pretty disco cowboy skinny jeans.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

With pretty, you know, lacing on the back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Real cowboys.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, you know, you're the judge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of a real cowboy. I'm a real cowboy. You crazy guys.

[Charlie]

I figured Bobbo, he could rewrite this song pretty easily.

[J.D. Ryan]

And he said sure.

[Charlie]

Yeah, go grab the guitar.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do we have a bobbo song? Yeah, I love bobbo songs. While he's getting the guitar, remember this whole show and everything's powered by. Give me the VIN. Givein.com you can go to givemetheven.com and load your car in there. It's about a 30 second form. If you have your VIN number ready and we will email you an offer. Andrew with the big. With. With the high mileage ford. Go to givemetheven.com John with this Dodge truck, three quarter ton. If it's a four wheel drive with 220. Hang on, I'll do him real quick. John, how nice is. Is this Dodge of Cummins with a four, four wheel drive.

[Caller/Guest]

It's two wheel drive with the 59 in it.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

That two wheel drive, man, it screws us up. The big demands on the four. The, the cowboys want the four wheel drive. Not that they need it, but they want it. Yeah, I'm gonna be like a three to four grand player on that.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Unless it's just a sweetheart. I'm not looking at it. If it's gorgeous, then it may be seven. I need to see it. Can you go to give. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up? Thank you. All right, so Bob, Bob's got a song for us. Wow.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

With a little more white trash we all have a big bash. Ever out of work. Please man. Could be my best friend Wouldn't worry about child care. Cause we'd all be way too drunk to screw with a little more white trash. I sell cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Better years.

[J.D. Ryan]

Buy cars.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Oh yeah. Well that's why I said I can't buy them better than You. You're the man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, thanks, thanks.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Turley asked me to put that together at 9 o' clock last night.

[Charlie]

I thought you had more than that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, I want to hear. I want to hear Johnny Bong Man's latest again. Do we have that handy?

[Charlie]

Yes, we do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's hit that real quick. That's too funny. That's fine.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

The gas pipe. The gas pipe. The gas pipe. Hey, man, this is Johnny Football. And guess what's new at the gas pipe. It's my old jersey from the Cleveland Browns, man, with a new Trip out design. Now you can show your number two like a pro, yo, with a jolly football stone Mine cool cover. Check it out, cuz. You can wear it if you got a formal indoor shirt on. Stuff to do in the business world. Or it can be a durag or a blanket for a romantic picnic for your old lady, man. Or even a swaddling clothes blanket for little baby Jesus Manziel at Christmas time. And the Stonemon cool cover is made of like pure hemp. So when you're out of stash, just smoke it down, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Uhhuh.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

So look cool and be cool. Just like me. Johnny Football. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I do. Are they really. Are they really selling Manzel jerseys? Are there any left?

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me look here.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'd love to have one at.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

At certain outlets they. Yeah, they really have gotten down to that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Poor God, poor guy. Johnny Football. I don't know what to say.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Think of what they're gonna be worth though, man, when he comes back.

[J.D. Ryan]

He ain't coming back, dog. He ain't. I saw a deal that said U.S. pittsburgh Steelers signed Johnny Manziel. Breaking news. I clicked on it and said, Error 404. This page not available. Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're down to. Well, on Amazon they're down to 12 bucks. But on the rack where they had them, they're down the two.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Yeah. Places where they have stacks and stacks of them, they're pretty cheap.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now remember, buzz listeners, eagle listeners, brew listeners, y' all are fixing to be gone at 11. And you can jump onto iHeartradio iHeartMedia player and catch the last hour of the show who's the affiliate of the week. You know, I don't know if Planet Radio in Lafayette has I heart stream.

[Charlie]

Oh, I don't know. They have a stream on their website. I do know that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but the iHeartMedia player, which everybody has on their phone, most people. I don't.

[Charlie]

I don't know if they do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. The one that has all four hours is Nash Icon in Amarillo, Oddly enough, the country one awesome affiliate of the week. Perfect one. KKEG in Fayetteville, Arkansas. KKEG rocks your ass off. North west Arkansas accidentally said east one day and the board op called it. It's northwest, dude, it's not northeast. Okay, I'm sorry. It happens to the best of it. Yeah. The affiliate of the week is kkeg, and I think it's fixed to be WWZO or WZZO in PA in a couple weeks. Really? Yeah, I have. We're working on adding a lot of stations, but before year's end. So. Baba, you're really gonna have to clean your act up.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Yeah, I'm gonna try, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because those, those, all the rest of people, man, they don't get Texas humor.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

No doubt.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're not cool like us.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Well, it's different.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, I say Texas humor. I think that boils over to southern Arkansas. Okies, Louisiana, Mississippi. You know, we. We all kind of sing by this.

[John Clay Wolf]

You say that, but yeah, Foxworthy's funny coast to coast.

[J.D. Ryan]

True. Yeah, true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just saying.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just saying. There's a lot of Yankees that listen to country music.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's a lot of European hands when they come over here. Yeah. You know, my wife's from Denmark and.

[John Clay Wolf]

And country's big there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, country and. Hey, can you get us some boots and can you do this or that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Kind of.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everybody wants boots, and the boots they want are ugly. They're. They're. They would be fancy boots. The. The kind of boots that you would see at a. At. I can't even say it.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Like super high boots.

[J.D. Ryan]

On Oaklawn in Dallas.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

At Snookies.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Turtle Creek Boots.

[J.D. Ryan]

Turtle Creek. Not Turtle Creek, but Oaklawn boots. Oh, yeah, boots. All right. What do you call that? Lifestyle? Alternative lifestyle.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Buy me some boots and a shiny star.

[J.D. Ryan]

Shiny cowboy star.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Ah, be like the sheriff of old Cliff. Gonna go down there and make some friends and have a corny dog with my boots.

[J.D. Ryan]

Justin14 GMC Sierra. Is it a crew cab or extended?

[Caller/Guest]

It's double cab. Yeah, extended cab, four door.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Those don't bring near the money that a four door do. Is it a two wheel drive or four wheel drive?

[Caller/Guest]

It's a two wheel drive.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it a Texas edition or the regular one?

[Caller/Guest]

Regular. It's an sleigh.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm thinking 18, 18, 18. Five off the top of my head with the good miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe 19. Okay, can you go to give me the vin.com and load it up and we'll send you an offer letter that Sounds good. Thank you. Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Guest]

Oklahoma City. Driving. Driving to Texas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, you're almost here, man. You're almost here. No, are you from. Are you from Oklahoma City?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I'm from Corpus Christi, Texas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God. You will be in there car forever. I met a lot. I met a lot of people when we were, we went. I took my family to south padre for 4th of July, right? And we stopped in Corpus and went to the aircraft carrier. And yeah, that place was packed with Mexican people from far away. I was talking to people in, at the hotel, like, where are you from? El Paso. Were you from Oklahoma? Why'd you come here for 4th of July? I don't know. I mean, you live there. What, what's the deal, Justin? What, why, why are y'. All. Why are all the Mexicans from other states coming to Corpus for the fourth?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, the, the, I mean, the minor, the, the percentage of Hispanic down there, I think it's like 78% Hispanic in Corpus Christi. So they're coming just visiting. Visiting family. Yeah, that's right.

[J.D. Ryan]

That makes sense.

[Caller/Guest]

I mean, and, and, and the beach.

[J.D. Ryan]

The beach, the beach.

[Caller/Guest]

Have you ever been on Dirty Beach?

[J.D. Ryan]

Have you been on that aircraft carrier, the Lexington?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah, I've been there a couple times. Yeah. My grandfather was in the Air Force, so he's taken us up there many a time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Awesome. Thanks for calling. You go to give me the vin.com, we'll put a number on this rig and I can pick it up down in Corpus, no problem. We do it all the time. That is long, dude. It is such a long drive. Yeah, but we have transportation legs, you know, basically start in Dallas and go through 400 mile radius. I, I can hang anything out of that radius. When we go up to the northeast, that's going to be a different animal. But we'll have a transport company up there and we're going to remarket them up there on that. And we're. This guy's like, what are you gonna do driving, dragging all those cars back to Texas? I'm like, I'm not. 800-800-7234 givemetheven.com Any quick news pieces, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta tell if you. By the way, if you get stopped in St. Anthony, Idaho, and the guy looks like Eric Estrada from chips. It is. He actually took a job as a police officer in St. Anthony, Idaho. He was sworn in as a member last week. Get out. He's actually driving around. He did this, he did this once before in Virginia where they let him be a cop and he's. It would just be weird to get pulled over by Eric Estrada.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got pulled over last night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, dude, I'm high, but I'm not that high.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got pulled over last night and got the old lucky radio thing. Yeah. Yeah. It had to give me the VIN sticker on the windshield because it was a S class. It was a no sell at the auction last week. And the guy said, do you work for. Give me the van? I was like, no, it's my deal. What do you mean, it's your deal? So I own it. And he said, are you John Clay? I was like, yep. And I gave my license. Let's do every Saturday, man. Get a license plate on this thing that's legal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Charlie]

That's why you put the tag on the back of it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

Usually you don't care.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

One of the many reasons. One of the many reasons to have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotta get that ID put up on the. On the rear view mirror.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Hashtag selfie with John.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. 800-800-7234. Givemetheven.com buzz listeners, Eagle listeners, brew listeners in Oklahoma. We're out of here. You can go to the stream on iHeart. Pull up Nash Icon, Amarillo. They that that's the cleanest stream we've got, I believe. And we'll be on for the next hour. Or go to John Clay Wolf show Facebook page or give me the VIN and click the itunes link for the podcast that's available about 3 o' clock today. The podcast really catching on, Turley.

[Charlie]

Yeah, you can catch last week's episode for those that didn't catch it in Dallas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, 800. Oh, yeah. Because we were off there in Dallas last week saluting the fallen officers. So everybody that we're losing right now. See you next week. Everybody else, stay tuned for hour number four. Be right back. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf Turley. I talked to the ESPN producer yesterday and trying to get him caught up on our clock. So they'll do some sports segments while the other stations are playing songs. But I forgot to tell them about our number four. So do you have any words of wisdom to the board op in Houston real quick? Don't we go longer now?

[Charlie]

Yeah, they know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. He didn't. He didn't know nothing about what I was talking about. So we'll. We'll deal with it. Off air. But just follow Turley's lead, and he'll be fine. It's the same thing we've been doing, but hour number four. We have longer segments. Right? Yeah. Okay. J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now we're. Good morning. We're in our comfort zone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. All the. All the.

[J.D. Ryan]

All the suits are gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Suits are gone. The cool people are left.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Well, that's good news.

[John Clay Wolf]

These are our Dover friends. We're just. Well, you guys are.

[J.D. Ryan]

What I was gonna say is that those boots that the Europeans want are the kind you'd see in the gay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bar, but now you can't. Now you can say that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now I can say it. Now I can say it.

[Charlie]

What are you talking about? Before you're worried about offending marijuana users.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It'd be funny because everybody. We make fun of stoners and this and that and. And if they get, like, civil rights and start an organization where you can't make fun of them anymore, why is that? Why can't you make fun of stoners? You can make fun of stoners, but you can't make fun of the GLTB.

[John Clay Wolf]

Community because they're Aren't organized. That's it. I'm not trying to be funny.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

I actually heard a meth head say something to that effect just recently, and I thought it was hilarious.

[J.D. Ryan]

How'd that go?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

An old, old friend of mine posted on Facebook something like, you know, drug addicts don't need your disdain. Get off the stuff then, man. Stop stealing your mom's tv. You know?

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you say that?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why not?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Because it's mean, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, come on. I don't want.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

You know, I don't want to.

[J.D. Ryan]

If it's mean and it's funny, go for the money is what you always say.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

My friend Charlie Murphy told me.

[J.D. Ryan]

8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. Let me grab Clayton. Clayton, I see you're calling from Houston with a 713, is that right?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[J.D. Ryan]

Fourteen outlanders. Is it a Sport or the regular one?

[Caller/Guest]

It's a sport.

[J.D. Ryan]

Leather or cloth?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, it's. Hey, it's non sport.

[J.D. Ryan]

So it's not an Es or. Hang on a second. Let me pull it up, then. Outlander, Non. Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Here's the deal with this. Like, we restored a car for a customer. They couldn't come up with the full payment, so they gave us this salvage title, Outlander as well.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, so it's got a salvage title. That's good information. Where do you work?

[Caller/Guest]

KD Custom Finishes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. We got A salvage title outlander are the gaps off of it. Like some of these salvage title cars, like the. The body lines don't line up properly.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, we did a lot of the body work. It's all straight. It all lines up. It's just. We got to a point where we got overwhelmed with a bunch of other work, and we didn't have time to, you know, work on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just bid them half. I just take the money and cut them in half. And I think half on that one is going to be six grand.

[Caller/Guest]

Six grand.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what I think. Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

All right. Hey, and I'm a. I'm a buyer on those Manzel jerseys. Send me the link.

[J.D. Ryan]

I agree. I agree. I agree. How much did the customer owe you that. That you got the car and trade for?

[Caller/Guest]

Roughly, like 50,000. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do y'.

[Caller/Guest]

All.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do y' all do?

[Caller/Guest]

It was. We Resort, a 71 Trans Am. Nuts and bolts.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did he get the car?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you got the Trans Am and the Outlander?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

How much did the Trans Am? You don't have a title to it, but. You don't have a title to it.

[Caller/Guest]

We will, though.

[J.D. Ryan]

We will, though. We will get a mechanics lien. We will. But it'll be a bonded title, won't it?

[Caller/Guest]

Not sure at the moment. I think we can get it signed over.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. What are you gonna do with it?

[Caller/Guest]

What, the Trans Am?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, screw the salvage title. Mitsubishi.

[Caller/Guest]

Everything'S for sale at the right price.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

That's right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, whenever you're getting ready to remarket that one, throw [e-mail] and we'll take a look. Jeff, 05 Roush Mustang. Is it a supercharged rig?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Convertible or hard top?

[Caller/Guest]

Convertible.

[J.D. Ryan]

So it's a stage three Roush?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Average rough or clean?

[Caller/Guest]

We took the. We took the Roush off and we put a Kenny Bell stage two on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. If it was like being graded by a car pro with on a scale of 1 to 10, where would they hit it?

[Caller/Guest]

I hit it on a seven.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a real car. It's not a piece of junk. Is it 10,000?

[Caller/Guest]

No, it. It's my lovely car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it 10,000?

[Caller/Guest]

What do you mean, dollars? No, I paid more than that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I know what you mean. I mean. All right, what's it. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

Right now I got a bid for 18 5.

[J.D. Ryan]

Then it must be nice. I must be missing something. It's an 05 Roush with 97.18five, because Charlie didn't I have one of those that I gave 13 grand for? Yeah, that burgundy one and it didn't.

[Charlie]

What are we missing on it?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, mine's black on black.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't make any money.

[Caller/Guest]

It's got the ATRs on it. It runs. I think it's right at 592 horsepower right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, I gave 27 grand for an 07 Shelby with 5, 000 miles on it.

[Charlie]

That's 5, 000 miles.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know. Go to the website, push it up. Let me, let me do a little research.

[Charlie]

Missing something.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, definitely, because I'm missing something on that one. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Logan, where is a 816 area code? That's a new area code to me.

[Caller/Guest]

That was in Kansas City, sir.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, is that where you're calling us from?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I'm calling from Dallas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Do you live in KC or did you still.

[Caller/Guest]

No, I joined the military, got stationed in San Diego and then old lady got a better job out here in Dallas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where's the Kansas City area code come from?

[Caller/Guest]

That's where I graduated high school and whatnot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, I think we're gonna be on the the Fox up there. Have you ever heard of radio station up there called the Fox?

[Caller/Guest]

I have not.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a heritage classic rock stick 2012 STX. Is it a regular cab or extended Ford?

[Caller/Guest]

It's extended.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

It's 3.7. It's got 32, 000 on it. I owe 11.

[J.D. Ryan]

So it's got 32, 000 on. She said it's 82, so she was wrong.

[Caller/Guest]

32.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, so we got a. We got a car deal here. You live in Dallas. Why do you want to sell it?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I'm just looking to get out from underneath it. I want something with four wheel drive drive so I can get out in my duck hunting spots.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where are those?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, just up north. Texas area. Trade secret, man. Can't be giving my spots away.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what I was asking. Yeah. Can't be given my spots away. Do you. Are they paid leases or just good? Are they. Are they public land that you know where to go?

[Caller/Guest]

They're public. I just know a few good ones.

[J.D. Ryan]

Off the top of my head, this truck's mid teens. Okay, so we've got equity. Can you go. Can you just go to the givemetheven.com, load the VIN in and a couple pictures so I can give you a hard number?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, absolutely.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's do that. Give me the vin.com, load it up and look at you. An offer letter immediately put on there. John said mid teens on the radio, but he thinks he'll give more with pictures and event number. All right, thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio Mike. O2 town and country with 231, 000 miles. First of all, congratulations that the car made it that far. Are you there?

[Charlie]

Hello?

[J.D. Ryan]

Mike from amarillo. Well, it's 200 bucks, so we didn't have much to talk about. May it cost more to move that car than the car's worth. Just. We'll buy it, but we're gonna sell it up there at the junk sale. Ah. Ah. So what. What else? We have a whole hour to talk and I'm. I'm. I'm glad Ted Nugent called in earlier and we dumped him on. I mean, we lost him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that was kind of cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

He played in Houston last night. He's playing Dallas. Nice. Playing Baton Rouge at the varsity Monday night. So if you guys are.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's playing Fort Worth tonight.

[J.D. Ryan]

Billy Bob's uncle Ted fans down in south Louisiana. He will be at the varsity.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever been to one of his shows?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. It's really angry.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He just comes out and he does the whole American and the red, white and blue and the around. He cusses a lot and it's just kind of really in your face.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Pretty aggressive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Aggressive. That's a good word.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's a weird dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's just.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ted, man. He just. You just. You plug him on and you turn him on. He just goes.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Listen, though. You remember what Joe Walls was like live.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Ted can play that guitar.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Oh, he's. He's no fakie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

No fakey. If he. If you're lucky. And he plays White Buffalo live.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Good God almighty, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

How many times have you seen him?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Twice.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it worth going to?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Yeah, it's worth going to for sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cat Scratch fever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wango Tango.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wango Tango. Stranglehold's my favorite song. He does. What else you got? That's a hit.

[Charlie]

Shake Me, was it? No, he doesn't.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Does he do that song, Me Wake Me?

[Charlie]

Yeah, I think so. I think that's it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Let's talk a little sports. I've noticed football coming on the back on the telly lately. People talking football. It's a little early, isn't it?

[Charlie]

Well, it's just getting ready for the camps just around the corner in August.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you pick to win the Big 12? TCU number two. I didn't see some rankings came out yesterday. Did you follow them?

[Charlie]

No, because it's so early and they're.

[J.D. Ryan]

So wrong most of the time. Yeah, I've noticed that. They're so wrong. That's not worth it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. TC didn't have a quarterback though, do they? No.

[Charlie]

Unless they found somebody off the. Well, the junior college.

[J.D. Ryan]

Remember the kid that played the end of the Alamo Bowl? Yeah, but was he a senior?

[Charlie]

Senior graduate.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's gone.

[Charlie]

Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Hey, Chris. An 11. King Ranch is a tool drive or 4?

[Caller/Guest]

Full drive.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is that truck worth? Have you had a bit anywhere else yet?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where are you calling from, Crosby?

[Caller/Guest]

Houston area.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

East Houston.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you want to sell it or you're going to replace it with something?

[Caller/Guest]

I can go either way.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, F1. Because what will happen is like right now, if we make a deal, then you have nothing to drive, right?

[Caller/Guest]

You bet.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, so you got to buy something else. What do you want to buy?

[Caller/Guest]

I've been looking at that too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dicky Houston, Crosby, Tomball Ford. Have you been there?

[Caller/Guest]

Have not.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. I've got some friends there. Pinkerton. Go see Bruce. Pinkerton. This truck, King Ranch truck is going to bring around 20 grand. I believe with those miles you say it's four wheel drive.

[Caller/Guest]

What's that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you say that it is a four wheel drive?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why am I not pulling up King Ranch on my deal? Yeah, right. You know, right around 20 grand.

[Caller/Guest]

Even if it's a brown one?

[Charlie]

Well, it's brown. Hey, hold on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, what's it take to buy it? I'm not taking it real seriously. Let me be completely honest with you. I'm not being very serious about this one because I'm not gonna buy it. Right? I mean, if I buy it right now, then you can't sell it because you've got to. You've got to trade. You got to find another one. But before you do so you're gonna go into the dealerships, you're gonna say, wolf, hit me at 20 grand. And they're gonna. They're gonna say, well, with your tax savings and this and that and that and this, the odds of me buying this truck are real thin.

[Charlie]

You just don't want to be used right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, people use me a lot. I'm gonna put together a dealer network that honors my trade ins and we're gonna change that because I'm sick of it. I'm sick of being everybody's bitch. Boy. And right on. And bidding cars for free all day and being used. And they lie to us. I'm not saying you. I'm not talking about you, Chris. I'm just talking about what happened. I'm going to go to the dealer. We're going to do it in and out now, no worry, no worries. So here's what happens. The dealer puts, let's say I'm 20 grand in your truck, and they hit you at 17. Then you come back and you shake my $20,000 offer in front of them, and they come up to match it. But what did I just do? I queered their deal is what I did. So they're mad. They're mad at me because I put you on the money. So they would take a loss before they would sell me this truck wholesale because they're mad that I educated the consumer and cost them money. So I'm kind of do this. Go, go shop your deal. Go, go, go get numbers, work on it and give us last shot. But, like, if you go to. If you go to see Bruce at Tomball, he'll wholesale me the car. All right. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800. 800. Radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Radio. Well, you have a hoverboard. You've seen those things. If you bought it more than two months ago, the Consumer Product Safety Commission says it's dangerous and you need to take it back. Over half a million hoverboards now from 10 different companies are on the recall list, including the really, the really popular one. Ones like Swagway and Razor. They're offering refunds, repairs, replacements or whatever because they, of course, will burst into flames.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

That's so unfortunate, man. Why, I was really looking forward to that product.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm serious.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

I'm serious.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, Paul Harvey, we will get to you. I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Paul's here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Paul's here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought I smelled Brute bourbon.

[Charlie]

Brute and bourbon.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Another Scotch and soda.

[J.D. Ryan]

Scotch and soda. Paul Harvey, ladies and gentlemen. He's back from the dead. He's with us here in the studio. Hey, Paul. What have you got for us today? Paul?

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Hello, Americans.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Paul.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

This is Paul Harvey.

[John Clay Wolf]

We know.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Time for news. In March of this year, Charlie Watson of Lebanon Ford in southwestern Ohio came up with a marketing promotion that was wound up, turning a small dealership into a destination for performance enthusiasts around the country. The deal is simple. A base 2016 Mustang GT fitted with a Roush Phase 2 supercharger that gives its 5.0 liter V8 727 horses for $39,000. News of the promotion went viral online. Now Lebanon Ford, a dealership that was once happy getting 20 sales calls a day, isn't surprised to get a thousand. They're shipping supercharged pony cars to buyers as far away as Florida and Texas. Politically conservative states that sport record high numbers of uninsured, unemployed Confederate flag waving hillbillies who are more than willing to remain deeply indebted and ranked below the poverty level now that they can live their constant and hopeless daily struggle at upwards of 140 miles per hour. Page 2. The all new Cascada, Buick's first drop top convertible since the Riata of the early 1990s, is hoping to fill a gap in the market for affordable four passenger convertibles sold by American brands. A Buick by way of Ophel in Europe, the German division of Detroit based General Motors. The Cascata is actually manufactured in Poland, which has been the source of some interesting choices in cabin design. With all signal wiper and cruise control switches located beneath the drive on the left side, a rear view mirror that doubles as a Bluetooth video viewer and hand wash station, and a software convertible top that opens surprisingly from back to front like a cotton hoodie worn backwards. Think about that. And Darwin Clark, a General Motors executive who held key senior management positions at Buick and Oldsmobile and in GM's overseas operations from the 1980s to the early 2000s, passed away Tuesday when a 3 year old toddler climbed into his embankment, leaving Clark's keepers no choice but to shoot the aged executive dead on the scene. I don't really think Paul hiring.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good day, Paul.

[Charlie]

And then that bourbon's kicking in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, man. Further and further from reality.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

It's a relatively strong mix I see of Jack Daniels and great value brand ginger ale.

[John Clay Wolf]

You smell good though.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Tasty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Good day.

[J.D. Ryan]

I talked to a guy that used to sell Paul Harvey the network inventory. Okay. And he would tell me stories like Paul was real picky about what brands he would endorse. Sure. And whenever they made a deal for a national network deal, be it some laxative or some ginger ale, the Bose.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Acoustic wave music system.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. They would warn them like the, the radio company would be like, how much do you have in stock do you have? Right. How much stock do you have? And they would tell you need to amp up and get ready. Sales increasing by like a thousand percent. Yeah.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

You could push those deals.

[J.D. Ryan]

Unbelievable. Unbelievable.

[John Clay Wolf]

People believed it.

[J.D. Ryan]

800-800-Radio. 800-800-7234. My name is John Clearwolf and I buy cars on the Air. Forgive me. The vin.com. Give me the VIN is growing. Oh, and we've had so many. So Tuesday at the. At the auction, we sold 200 cars.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

We went weird. In a good way.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sold 200 cars?

[J.D. Ryan]

Sold 200. Auctioned off 200 cars in a row.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was on the block from 10 till 1:30. And we shut the place down, everybody, all. The auction was over and we weren't even through our first pass. Wow, it was weird. What did mix and what was his. I took mixing to the sale. What was his take on it?

[Charlie]

He said it was pretty frantic because.

[J.D. Ryan]

I guess he was.

[Charlie]

Was trying to keep track of what sold and didn't sell. And he had been to an auction a while, so he couldn't keep up with the auctioneer saying, well, I didn't know if some of the stuff sold or not, right? Because I didn't know his cadence and everything.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because we go, we blow through them. 20, 21. If we miss it and nobody's on it, we just go the next one and don't screw around. And if somebody comes up and says, how much for that? I won't even talk to him. I'm like, go to him. There's a guy on the floor with a list and they handle it. Because what I've learned is if I stop that choo choo train right, then it screws everything up. And the Iranians, well, here we go. My God almighty.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

These are alleged Iranians.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did. Did mixing. Did Mixon talk about the Middle Easterners?

[Charlie]

No, he didn't say anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, what's the matter?

[J.D. Ryan]

Just. How much for the Porsche? How much for the Porsche? How much for the Porsche? I told you, it's 6,500. That loads me 700 bucks. I'll give five. Yeah, okay. I mean, how much? I'll give 55. I mean, just went on and on. There was this one guy at the end, he would not shut up about this Porsche. I finally screamed him, it's 6500. Do you comprending? Do you mean get someone to say that in Arabic? I don't know how else to communicate. Yeah, okay, okay, I'll buy it. So. So buyer number 1002 and mix and walked him up to the counter. He'd been banned. He'd been cut off for no payment.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

For the record, he doesn't comprende. He Fendi Fu news.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, all. It's just like. I mean, we all. This. This guy was really bugging me. Would not shut up if I had a taser. I would have hit him with it. I mean, he would not shut. Can you do the half? No. You cannot tase the buyers.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's our rule. No tasing of the buyers.

[J.D. Ryan]

But it was crazy, man. Moving $3 million worth of cars in one setting. I'd never done that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was. It was a little bit. Yeah. And I was nervous going up to it, because I knew what was coming. It was the biggest run I'd ever had.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And we try to sell them all. I mean, win, lose, or draw. And it was. We. We lost on plenty of. And, guys, I mean, you know, you listen to the show. I give you 20,000 for your car. I may sell it for 19. I give you 20,000 for your Car. I may sell it for 21. We try to run an average, right? And we. We don't try. We do run an average. We just work the average. I mean, there's some cars that get up there and make some money, and then, you know, make 100, lose 100, make 300, lose 200, make 700. Even. Even. Even. Lose a nickel. Make 2,000. Bing. Wow. Okay. And then. So you really don't know which one's gonna work. You don't know which card. It's like playing cards. You don't know which one is your winner.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of the certain hands are gonna be winners, certain hands are gonna be losers. At the end of the day, you hope you win.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, there was a truck that I missed. I don't know, Turley. I think y' all bought it. And give me the VIN. We had 20 grand in it, and it brought 18 grand. And I told the auctioneer, this rig will do 21. I know it will will. I know it will. And. And we passed on it, and the next day, it did 20,000. Six. Wow.

[Charlie]

Good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, Good. So, I mean, my job is to make the. When I pass on one, I need to make sure I'm passing on the right one, because I don't want to pass on many of what I'm selling. Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And by pass, you mean you did.

[J.D. Ryan]

No sale.

[John Clay Wolf]

No sale.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Okay. Really don't want to do that. Okay. I'll take a loss all day long to keep them selling. But if I know in my heart, I'm like, dude, I. I would give almost 21 for that rig. So, you know, we'll. And some of those ones that we pass on, we'll catch them on the. On the rerun is what we call it. So after we run our entire group of cars, there's a Handful of cars that we bring back through the auction ring for a second pass. Okay. And we sell most of those on the second pass because that means the right buyer for that car might have been in a different lane because there's eight lanes in the auction or 10. And they're not all standing there watching. Everybody can't be at the same place at once. Wow. And we stretch out on this stuff so far. You've got to find the right guy to sell it to a lot of times, because we gave more than market, but they're, you know. But I was like, I know this guy handles these kind of corvettes. I lost 2500 on that supercharged vat. Did you really? Yeah.

[Charlie]

Vets are just.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know.

[Charlie]

They're not doing.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're. They're. You know, the old adage is, after the 4th of July, the corvette market. Market goes down for sure. And I guess it's true. Yeah. We had about eight bets on Tuesday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eight bets?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Wow.

[Charlie]

Well, we do have the best corvette buyer in the country working for us.

[J.D. Ryan]

Todd.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Charlie]

He's bought now 20 out of 21 Corvettes that's come through. Give me the vin.com. yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

And it's so funny listening to him talk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because he. He's about. I don't know, is he 50? Yeah, just guess. He's 50. But he's real nice customer. But he's like, you know, I'm 50 grand on this car. And she's like, well, I'm 60. You're way too low. He's like, wow, that's a big difference. We're $10,000 apart. And he starts in with this whole, I've bought, you know, the last x amount of corvettes. I buy all the corvettes. And he's like, I can tell you one thing I do know, ma'. Am. I was listening to this. One of us is wrong. You're 60, and I'm 50, and maybe I'm wrong. But maybe you're wrong. If you're wrong, would you consider me being right? It's like, good lord. Listen to this.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Listen to this. It's worth 60. He said, I understand, but when you go out and find out that maybe you're wrong, come back and see me, because I think I'm right. You know, he's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's no doubt. Yeah, he is. You're wrong. Okay. I'll see you in a week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You get a lot of people that are, you know, that they're that upside down, they come to us. That's the number.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you're stupid. Okay, great. Go find out that we're not stupid and then come back. We'll still be here.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

I got 50,000 reasons for you to call me back.

[J.D. Ryan]

On our offer letter. It says two day. It's good for two days. I changed it from seven to two. And I did that for a reason. Just to get people off their ass and make a decision. We're still going to be fine in seven days. Sure, but, but we want to. Come on, let's do something. I mean, you know, time is money. You're here, I'm here, here. We're doing this. Let's roll. Let's do it. I think moving it to two days helped. Do you?

[Charlie]

Yeah. And, but there's still people that come back, like you're saying, two weeks later and they expect the bid to be the same. Well, no, the market changes week to week.

[J.D. Ryan]

It does. Especially this time of year. For sure. Well, man, it's, it's. The Tahoes and burbs are coming down a little bit. The high miles are coming down a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's going up? Anything?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no. Nothing goes up this time of year. What's happening is everything just turned a year older. The 17s are getting ready to come out. So all the cars are having a birthday right now. So if they're worth 20 grand, you can look at. Okay, so for, if we're working on 20, 14, 14 vet and it's, it's 45 grand, you can really say, okay, go back to it. Well, this is a bad example. Let's go 15, go back to a 14. You look at a year before and that's more what they're worth today because the, the market data has not caught up with the market switch yet. So on some cars, if we're like, ah, we'll go back a year and look, oh, that's what they're bringing. Maybe midpoint between what they're bringing a month ago and what they're bringing now. So there's a lot of thought that goes into all these bids. Sure, yeah. We're not just some computer, computer generated service firing off nothing. So we think a lot about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at the real market.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've never seen a car depreciate like a big Mercedes. Boy, it's unbelievable.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I thought Jags were the worst.

[J.D. Ryan]

They are, but. Yeah, but Mercedes, I like Mercedes. I really don't like Jags. I like the new, newer Jags. The old Jags were worth Nothing. Yeah, those old body. I mean just please. I'll give you $100 to keep it. Yes. That bad, huh? Well, John, we were loading it from the driveway to the transport truck and the piston flew out and hit me in the head.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wasn't even running right.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Are you talking about like an 03 and 04?

[J.D. Ryan]

Really? There weren't shoe like an old nag. Yeah, it's weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

The tire came off and the car wasn't moving.

[J.D. Ryan]

I bought a Range Rover.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's funny.

[J.D. Ryan]

For 1,000 bucks from a lady, really nice woman in Houston. 70,000 miles, 98 model. Same one you bought?

[Charlie]

Yeah, the exact same.

[J.D. Ryan]

I sold it Tuesday and made a little bit of money and I got it back for arbitration. A cuz you can't buy a Range Rover that's over out of warranty that will pass post sale arbitration. Really? It physically won't happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's something I got so lucky with that one. The rules are if a car has more than $500 worth of mechanical work needed, then they can turn it down for arbitration at the dealer auctions. And I don't know if there's a Range Rover that exists that has less than $500 worth of mechanical work needed. And you can't sell them on red lights because everybody thinks the motors are out of them. So it's like you got to throw a yellow light on and start announcing. Well, the air conditioner conditioning servo on the far right side is inoperable. And the sun visor on the right rear window is inoperable. And the cigarette light, I mean the cigarette lighter's out. It's going to cost more than 500.

[Charlie]

Yeah, the window modulator isn't working.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean the left windshield wiper blade is inoperable. And we called Range Rover and The repair is 3,800.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Yeah, that's a lot of nuance.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's weird but the, the one that really made me look was that that Mercedes, the S600 V12AMG looks beautiful, right? Yeah. It had 180000 miles which. I can't believe it made it that far. That's a, that's a record. But that car is worth $3,000 now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

That car cost a hundred forty thousand freaking dollars. Unbelievable. What would the junkyard guys, I mean one part on it would be worth that. Yeah, yeah.

[Charlie]

They may be the ones buying it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know. It's weird. It's a weird world we live in and then all these shippers, man, they, they buy These cars and ship them overseas, they run to the port of Houston. You got to go drive around the Houston port and see all the Suburbans, Tahoes, Rovers, Lexuses. They're going to Saudi. They're going to South Africa. They're going to Russia. There is a true commodity, worldwide exchange on used cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

More so than you would think. And then Mexico. Poor little Mexico. I mean, you see him wrapped up in caravans, five of them at a time, going down I35, heading to the. Heading to the border, heading south. And I mean, if you add up the value on all five cars, it might be $1,000, but somebody's making money on it. The Mexicans. Yeah, I think those Mexican guys do great. And then. Then your next trip to Matamoris and you hail a taxi, you're like, oh, I remember that car.

[John Clay Wolf]

I used to own this.

[J.D. Ryan]

I used to own this. I sold it for 300. Ask the tax driver. What'd you give? Oh, three grand. Wow. Pesos, senor. Pesos. 800. 800. Seven, two, three, four. 800. 800 radio. We're gonna have a lot this week at the auction, too. Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like you're.

[J.D. Ryan]

My hair's turning gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Aston Martin.

[J.D. Ryan]

That Aston Martin's hung up in a weird title deal. Oh, is it? Yeah. Guy died, didn't pay for it. The bank charged it off. The lawyer got involved. He's trying to make some money. He sold it to us. Can't get a title. Oh, Lord. So I'm like, hey, I told turtles, said the odds of this deal sticking are, like, zero. But whenever someone at that bank realizes that we have this car, right? And they will sell it, they'll be happy to sell it. Right, but it had an airbag light on it, too. Okay, and an airbag light on a Master Martin is going to cost $2,000. It's just like a Range Rover. Oh, yeah, and those things are bad about the dash peeling up in the sun. It costs $3,000. Everything costs so much money. It's just not worth it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is the car new?

[J.D. Ryan]

100. God, all of a hundred. 100. Buck 20. I. I haven't kicked the tires at the Aston Martin showroom, and there's only.

[Charlie]

One place that can work on it. Oh, one dealer that's.

[J.D. Ryan]

But you know what? Steady Eddie.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Ford, Chevy, Dodge pickups. Yeah, daddy, bring them on. 59American. Hey, that. That 200,000 mile powerstroke excursion made a little bit of money.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Had 240, 40,000 miles on it? Good looking when that guy told me I just replaced the shocks on the rear window, I was like okay, this is a nice one. The, the, the shocks that hold the rear glass up. Oh. He's like I. All the services have been done by international. Like he wouldn't take it to the Ford dealer. He took it to the international engine dealer. I was like this is the right car and I paid a ton for it. I mean I gave like three grand more than it was. Was worth. But it still made a little bit of money because. And when it got on the block, I told this story. I was like dude, try to pick this one. Yeah, we got a quarter million mile excursion with a 73 in it. But this is the nicest so B I've ever seen in my life. And it made about 700 bucks. So that's what we do and try to average about 300, 400 bucks a car. And we roll. So you can go to givemetheven.com load in the cars and we will bid them as aggressively as humanly possible against the market. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. The numbers 800, 800 radio. 800-800-7234. We pick up region wide. Arkansas, Louisiana, Oklahoma, everywhere in between. We'll be back. Just a minute. Now. Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Is GNR playing Houston right before. After Dallas or do you know. Don't know their date cuz the Cult is opening. Yes, on this tour. I love the Cult. I'd rather go see the cult than guns and R. Yeah, I like it.

[Charlie]

It's a nice little bonus.

[J.D. Ryan]

I love the cult. I love the cult Love album. It was so good. 800-800-7234. Mike. This O2 Town and Country van man with 231 is the market value is just damn near zero.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I think I owe more than it's worth.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you owe anything on it, you owe more than it's worth. I hate to be that guy, but I'm telling you the truth. That's a three body styles back and 231 on the miles. What do you owe on it? Just for giggles.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, 36.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you owe it to a note dealer. Right. Not a real bank. Yeah, yeah, they're used to repoing cars, man. Let them have it.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

True.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I'm serious. I'm, I'm speaking the truth. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guns N Roses are in Arlington, Wednesday, August 3rd. They're in NRG Stadium, Friday, August 5th.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ah, okay. Well, let's get them on the show.

[Charlie]

Yeah, let's. That. Let's try.

[J.D. Ryan]

They will. I mean, if they can promote all their stops in one hit like they can with us, since we're syndicated in the region, they'll do it.

[Charlie]

Do you think they need to?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's a good point. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got that going for you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but Axel's such a jerk. Does he do any promo?

[Charlie]

No, Slash is the one I'd have to go after, so we'll see.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Slash has been the most forward promotionally.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mark. Lt's Avalanche. Which model is it? LS&LT or an LTZ?

[Caller/Guest]

LTZ.

[J.D. Ryan]

How many miles again?

[Caller/Guest]

It's got about 128 on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

What color?

[Caller/Guest]

Black on black.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sunrifin. Sunrifing navigation.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, it's fully loaded.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Big miles though. Four wheel drive or two?

[Caller/Guest]

Four wheel drive.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mid to lower teens. 14. Does that sound right?

[Caller/Guest]

No, that didn't sound right.

[J.D. Ryan]

But it's the miles. It's the miles that are that are slowing me down. Well, look, go ahead.

[Caller/Guest]

I got. I got you on the miles for sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

When I look up and I lose money, it always is a newer car with high miles, and we don't. We think we're hitting it hard enough on the miles and we just aren't. Sometimes it is, sometimes we're right, but a lot of times we're wrong.

[Caller/Guest]

I got you, man. Well, I mean, it's. It's in perfect shape, so I'll just hang on to it.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's it take? Do you have a payoff on it?

[Caller/Guest]

I think it's about 18.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. I'm mid teens. 14. 15 grand is what I believe it's worth.

[Caller/Guest]

Your opinion.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you want to sell it, go to givemetheven.com, load it in, and we'll send you an offer letter. And I know we won't get to 18, so at the end of the road, you're gonna have to write a check to get out of it if you want to keep your credit up, which. I sound like a guy that would care to keep his credit up. Yeah, you know, you buy a new one of Those, you drive 30,000 miles a year. I mean, how many, how many years is it now? 12. Let's say you bought it in 11 and we're at 16. So five times three is 150. So, I mean, he's just doing the normal thing. There's a lot of Guys, I mean, I drive a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

I, It.

[J.D. Ryan]

I do, too. Sure. It just costs a lot of money.

[John Clay Wolf]

30,000Amonth, a year.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, here's an 09 Camry with 170 on. I mean, car is worth three grand with 170. Austin, what's your payoff?

[Caller/Guest]

Hello.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, Austin, what do you owe on this car?

[Caller/Guest]

The car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good. I think it's three. 3,500.

[Caller/Guest]

With those miles, about 3,500.

[J.D. Ryan]

Three to 3,500. Go to givemetheven.com load it up, and we'll send you an official offer letter.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, thanks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Huh?

[Charlie]

Congratulations.

[J.D. Ryan]

Congratulations.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you say go to the. Go to givemetheven.com you want a couple of pictures too, though, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. If you take two pictures, like a side shot and open the driver door and take a shot that shows the driver's seat, the steering wheel, the dash, then. And you know, if the other side's wrecked, we're gonna get to that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, can't hide that.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're gonna get to that.

[Charlie]

Well, when you take a photo, we say two pictures. Yes, please. The profile of the car, not. Oh, I'm just sitting in the car. Here's a picture of my dash. You know what it is, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Look, it looks good. Yeah. Show. Show us some legs. Show us some side boobs. Show us what you got so we can bid it properly. Yeah, A lot of people take pictures of the. Of, like the original initial pictures of the headlight. Yeah, that's great, man. The headlights look great. What about the rest of it?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's very artsy, man.

[Charlie]

Here's a tire.

[J.D. Ryan]

So what's going on in the world? We've only got four minutes left.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, man, the world is going nuts this week. We have the thing that happened in France, obviously the thing that happened in Dallas. We had the thing that's going on in Turkey. They have an overthrow in the government in Turkey.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

What do you think about that, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? The turkey thing. I don't know enough about it to have a comment. What do you. You probably know more than I do.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

They're saying the current president, the guy who got nearly overthrown by the Turkish military, is a bit of a Islamist crazy. And he's become very.

[J.D. Ryan]

No way.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

He's become very hard wing against that. And. And the military is trying to take that over because in Turkey, they've been so secular and such good businessmen in that part of the region for so many years. They don't like, they don't want a hard line, you know, Jihadi.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why did they, why did they hire him? Why'd they elect him? Well, because it was a Democratic election.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Because the military didn't elect him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so the military.

[J.D. Ryan]

So the people want a crazy leader? Yes. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, really. You imagine that happening? Spun around. I got the whole room with that shot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's a good point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you even start with that one? Who is this Pence guy, by the way? Anybody know who this is?

[J.D. Ryan]

Didn't even know his name until you announced him.

[Charlie]

Doesn't like women. I know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

He does not like women.

[Charlie]

So Trump doesn't really look for. He's not looking for the women vote at all.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why do you listen? Pence doesn't like. I bet I can show him some pictures of some women he likes.

[Charlie]

Well, he likes them that way, but he doesn't like their rights.

[J.D. Ryan]

He has. Oh, shut up. He. He's against women's rights. Oh, he's.

[Charlie]

Yeah, of course.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait a minute.

[Charlie]

He's a big, big time. He's.

[J.D. Ryan]

He. Turley, you're talking so socialist Democrat right now. You're gonna tell, you're gonna tell me that this man wants to repeal women's rights?

[Charlie]

Well, it is their right to choose, Correct? He's not for that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you're talking about abortion. Oh, God.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

Unlike a lot of crazy right wing conservative to Republicans, though, Pence does have the ability to change his mind about things. He used to be a Roman Catholic, now he's an evangelical.

[Charlie]

That's true. And he was a Ted Cruz fan. And all of a sudden now he's a Donald Trump fan.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

He came in with one of these right to be religious rules that meant that, you know, you don't have to serve gay people in your restaurant. He's changed on that in the last three years. So what's her as governor of Indiana?

[J.D. Ryan]

So is he going to help Trump get elected or hurt him? Nothing.

[Charlie]

It's a no.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why didn't he go with Gingrich for the brand name?

[Charlie]

That probably could have hurt him more.

[John Clay Wolf]

More? Yeah.

[Charlie]

This, this move doesn't do nobody.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of people don't know this guy. Everybody knows so they know what not to like. How about Bernie switching back over to. Oh, I love. I. Hillary's terrible. Wait a minute. I love her now.

[Charlie]

They all do that. It's the game of politics.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's got to make his supporters feel like idiots.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

That he just, he just sold out to the, the one.

[Charlie]

Although Cruz has not sold out yet, but he said he'll support the, the Republican Party, which then I guess you are kind of selling out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. How many people died in France? I know 77 was the number, but is it more than that now?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the last number I saw.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

It's bad with the truck.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a big one.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's unbelievable.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's with a truck. Non explosives.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's just one of those things. People go, oh, well. Who saw airplanes going into buildings?

[J.D. Ryan]

This is Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who saw trucks going into.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who saw a truck pulling up next to the federal building in Oklahoma full of fertilizer? Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's the. We go back to the. It's a heart problem, it's a spiritual problem. It's not a weapon problem. But then you're gonna get. Oh, if you didn't have guns. Right. If we had no guns, then people wouldn't get killed with guns. They'd be killed with weapons and trucks and fertilizer and stabbings and stuff. People are just.

[Charlie]

Everybody needs to eat an edible and just love one another.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's Facebook. Facebook did all this.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

I agree.

[John Clay Wolf]

Facebook Live did.

[J.D. Ryan]

Made it, everybody. Yeah, that's what my daughter was saying yesterday. The world's, you know, gone nuts. I'm like, really? It's been nuts. Yeah. You just seen it now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I said that years ago.

[Bobbo Michael Turley]

In real time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. We go back to feeding the Christians the lions. Come on. Yeah, we've been crazy forever. We just have 24, 7.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do we have 20 seconds for a hard out or spots?

[Charlie]

Yeah, for spots. Okay, we have a total of 40 seconds if you want.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, so we've got to go. All right, everybody, we're going to be in the buying room till 4 o' clock today. Give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com is where you send your VIN number and a couple of photos and we will email you an offer letter. J.D. ryan, thank you for co hosting today. As always. Bobbo, thank you for. For the Johnny Manziel bits and all of your great funny business. Turley. Michael Turley. Running the boards, running the show as always. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio and [e-mail] and yes, we will come to your house and yes, we'll pick it up and yes, we'll bring a good hard check. And yes, we'll beat Carmax. And yes, we are the go to guys and give us a shot and you'll see what I mean. 800, 800 radio. Give me the VIN dot com. See you next Saturday. Thanks, ladies and gentlemen.

[Caller/Guest]

That wraps this little show up. Y' all move right over, buy you some Bibles. Or go back down the lane and buy you whatever you want.