#540 John Clay Wolfe Show 01.31.26

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show — Episode #540 (01.31.26)

Date: January 31, 2026

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Episode Overview

On this sprawling, energetic installment, John and the crew deliver their trademark rapid-fire blend of car talk, wild listener stories, irreverent humor, and candid behind-the-scenes chatter. Topics range from ice storms and Philly snowplow drama to bizarre car auction results, sex and aging, sports betting among teens, and Oklahoma’s “realest” life lessons. Recurring bits — like the Lightning Round, Backtracks, and the “Truth” segment — keep the action tight and unpredictable. If you’re new to the JCW universe, buckle up for fast laughs, off-color jokes, and surprisingly thoughtful moments in the mix.

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Key Segments, Topics, & Insights

1. Opening & Business Updates

00:45 – 04:11, 24:54 – 28:39

• Classic Car Buyer Recruitment:

  • John seeks new talent for bidding on classic and collector cars for GiveMeTheVIN, ideally "an older guy that's an encyclopedia" in Dallas/Fort Worth, but encourages young experts too.
  • Also mentions hiring needs in Baton Rouge, Nashville (Mount Juliet, TN), and Philadelphia area offices.

• Expansion News:

  • New office in Mount Juliet, TN.
  • The show is now airing in Philly (WMMR 102.9 FM).

"I really need somebody that will bid these cars and knows what hiccups in the current market. A walking VIN number guy."
— John, 00:53

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2. Philly’s Snow Plow Viral Incident

04:11 – 06:14

• Panel discusses a viral video from Philly of a snowplow driver intentionally burying illegally parked cars—and laughing about it—inciting local outrage.

"If your car look like this, just go ahead back in the house."
— Laughing Philly snowplow driver, 04:43

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3. Texas Ice Storm & Team Gets Snowed In

06:14 – 08:03; 29:48 – 32:58

• JD, Bobbo, and Pre K recount being snowed in at the studio/barndominium for multiple days.
• Conversations about driving skills in ice, who bailed out and who got stuck, and scarcity of supplies.
• Hilarious honesty around coping — "cabin fever," the lack of food, and bringing Goldfish crackers and weed for survival.

"Bobbo and Pre K got stuck. They spent a couple nights here."
— John, 08:12

"You get that indica... you know, I'm a little hungry... we got goldfish here."
— Bobbo, 39:56

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4. Lightning Round – Live Car Appraisals

10:23 – 16:32; 48:49 – 52:04; 86:00 – 89:09

• Listeners call in to get live bids on their cars (e.g., 2026 Silverado, 2013 Sonata with an emotional backstory, 1965 Corvette Grand Sport replica, Ford F-250s, dump trucks, right-hand drive Skylines).
• John’s expertise on valuations, nuances in pricing, and “straight talk” advice is on full display.
• Sometimes poignant: a maintenance man shares how students gave him a car after his son's passing.

"I'd keep that car. I'd keep driving it. It's not gonna break down on you. It's got great miles..."
— John, advising a listener, 15:05

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5. Relationship/Sexuality, Humor & Social Commentary

17:01 – 22:03; 95:55 – 98:13

• Discussion of a study about men’s desire for sex peaking in late 30s/early 40s and women’s "after watching a few episodes of gay hockey."
• Candid and humorous exchanges about "gay affectation," growing up, sibling dynamics, and how upbringing affects personality.
• The team's banter pushes boundaries, but they couch it in authentic, sometimes self-deprecating commentary.

"She used to dress me up as all three Supremes."
— Pre K, 20:12

"We've offended the gays, we've offended the hockey fans, we've offended Oklahoma."
— JD Ryan, 21:24

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6. Legendary Oklahoma Caller Story

49:48 – 59:04; 57:38 – 59:00

• Epic phone call with “Brian from Oklahoma,” a colorful caller who sells cars, runs a tree business with brothers, and shares stories of blindness by gunshot, meth-prison sentences, and family fights.
• Show embraces the wild "real America" anecdotes, with John joking about the perpetual Texas-Oklahoma rivalry.

"Y'all think I make fun of Oklahomans for no reason? I mean, you're just painting the picture."
— John, 58:32

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7. Classic & Collector Car Auction Madness

74:28 – 84:20

• John describes absurd car auction prices — a 1994 Cadillac Fleetwood somehow going for ~$93k, a rusty Lincoln getting $1 million, and why these sales aren’t real market indicators.
• Debunks money laundering and tax loopholes; it's often just "rich people trying to buy back a memory."
• Cautions against overpaying and shares tips for spotters & buyers.

"When you take these cars to Barrett-Jackson and you see these things, that is not a market indicator."
— John, 78:58

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8. Sports Betting Among Teens, Gambling, and the Car Biz

45:28 – 47:44

• New study: over 1/3 of boys aged 11–17 have bet on sports.
• Humor around teaching kids to gamble, how the GiveMeTheVIN business is “basically sports betting on cars.”

"GiveMeTheVIN.com is just a big ol' sports car betting organization. And truth be told, that's exactly what it is."
— John, 47:01

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9. Viral Internet, YouTube Success & Social Media Riffs

25:19 – 28:20; 95:09 – 99:09

• Show celebrates hitting 100k YouTube subscribers (earning the "silver button"—which John jokes he'll blow up with Tannerite).
• Conversation on shifting social media algorithms — people don’t have to subscribe; AI just predicts what you want.
• The Dr. Pepper “good and nice” jingle TikTok/YouTube craze — show debunks rumors that the creator was paid $2 million (AI fact-check confirms: false).
• Their own parodies (Welch’s Grape Soda song, Mountain Dew) and riffing on viral culture.

"People don't subscribe to channels like they used to because the algorithms, the AI shows you what you want to see."
— John, 27:29

"Chat GPT says it is not true. They did not pay her 2 million... typical Internet rumor."
— John, 97:47

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10. GasMonkey & Upcoming Community Events

91:57 – 94:25

• Upcoming broadcast at Gas Monkey Ice House (car show, Dallas, next Saturday).
• Community events: Monthly “Cars, Coffee, Quesadillas” meetup at GMTV Garage in Walnut Springs.

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11. Games, Bits, and Listener Calls

• Backtracks / Music Quiz: 127:11+ – Backwards David Bowie, listeners guess for rare vinyl prize.
• The Truth Segment: 68:14+ – Listeners rapid-fire their "truths," ranging from the hysterical to the bizarre or dark.
• Jeopardy-Style Game: 142:29+ – Staff and callers compete with wide-ranging pop culture, car, and history questions.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• "Your brisket is dry and flavorless."
  — Oklahoma listener roasting Texas, 23:08

• "We just sat here and got stoned all weekend. Let's just call it what it was."
  — John, razzing the crew post-snow-in, 38:00

• "He brings his cat, Zeke. Let's just say Zeke likes to meow every hour on the hour."
  — Bobbo, on surviving the ice storm, 32:08

• "Dude, buy it from me and you'll get a tax writeoff—at least you can say it’s charity."
  — JD, on donating a junkie Land Rover, 103:47

• "I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but this one made a lot of sense... Epstein was a spy. That's why he got away with all that."
  — John, on new Epstein file theories, 112:01

• "We're not laundering money, we're just buying cars! And we will pay you with a check or a wire..."
  — John, 85:48

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Tone & Energy

• Playful, Raucous & Candid: Raw, real, sometimes off-color, but always inviting listeners inside both the business and the banter.
• Brash Honesty: No topic is too sacred for irreverence; the show pushes buttons but isn’t aimless—John keeps things moving and (mostly) out of the FCC’s crosshairs.

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Standout Timestamps

• 00:45 – Show begins, hiring classic car talent, business expansion.
• 04:43 – Viral Philly snowplow driver bit.
• 07:03 – Team argues over braving Texas ice storm.
• 15:04 – Emotional listener: school gifts a car after tragedy.
• 21:24 – "We’ve offended everyone" meta-joke.
• 49:48 – Brian from Oklahoma’s no-holds-barred call.
• 74:51 – Absurd Barrett-Jackson car auction prices.
• 86:00 – Lightning round: Kia Sportage appraisal.
• 95:28 – Dr Pepper jingle TikTok/YouTube deep dive.
• 112:12 – Epstein files & “Diary of a CEO” podcast recommended.
• 127:11 – Backtracks (David Bowie) segment.
• 142:29 – Jeopardy-style game with listeners.

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Takeaways

• If you love cars, comedy, and no-filter radio, this is your show.
• GiveMeTheVIN isn’t just a business—it’s John and team’s vehicle for outlandish stories, real talk, and audience connection.
• Listener interactions—especially from “real America”—are often the best part: you’ll hear things here that no TV or news could script.
• Despite the wild tone, real human moments (from grief to pride to frustration) penetrate the noise, making the show both outrageous and occasionally moving.

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Listen for wild stories, stick around for the irreverent wisdom—and if you want to sell a classic car, they probably just dropped knowledge (and a phone number) you need.

Transcript

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[Show Announcer]

The Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com call John toll free cheap bast 1, 800, 800, radio 1, 800, 800 radio and check out the [e-mail] or John claywolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning everybody. New people. Hi. We're live. It's not recorded for once in your life, coast to coast. Good morning America. Hey, I get people I'm jumping into under the behind the scenes real quick, but I get people that send emails often wanting to come work for us in the car side of things. And I do need someone that knows classic and collector cars that lives in Dallas, Fort Worth or will move to Dallas from Fort Worth, California. Yes. Also we've got a good office there. But I really need somebody that will bid these cars and knows what hiccups in the current market. And I think it needs to be an older guy that knows this stuff real well. You know, if you're retired and you just are an encyclopedia and really know this stuff and you want to sit at the office and just work on a salary. Won't be a big salary, but you'll be very. If you hang out at the, you know, have people come by in the nursing home to say hi to you and dance for you, you can come over and do the same for us and help us with some of these classic and collector cars because there's so many intricacies. A walking VIN number guy anyway. But young guys too, if you know it. Like that Tommy guy that works for us, he's good, you know, he's not that old. He knows that stuff very well. But go to givemetheven.com click careers or just go to GMTV garage and click Email John. It'll go straight to my desk. But yeah, we're. Hi. I need that side of our business is growing and I need more people that know that art and know how to bid those cars because computers can't do it.

[JD Ryan]

No, but that's on the classic and collectible side.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. We also have some openings in other part of the offices if you want. We have an office in Baton Rouge if you want to be Isn't an inspector working for Mike?

[Bobbo]

Buyer.

[JD Ryan]

Buyer. Also Mount Juliet in Tennessee, near Nashville, new office area. Nashville, that's a new one. We.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did we get a new one?

[Bobbo]

Yes. Yeah, we've got it set up there at the location.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because I think we'd be better off in Nashville.

[Bobbo]

We, we can do that. It cost.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you know, we have 37 officers around the country. I'd rather be in Nashville. But anyway, Mount Juliet, Tennessee, we have a set up right now. Right, okay.

[JD Ryan]

And this, we should get some stories out of this. Northern Philly, Port Washington. Actually, it's in Fort Washington. So those three places we're looking for, folks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Norton. Yeah, Philadelphia.

[JD Ryan]

Philadelphia.

[Bobbo]

There'll be some interesting folks.

[JD Ryan]

Can you imagine?

[Bobbo]

Well, we're starting on a new station out there, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, yep. Yeah, we are. No, I mean it's.

[JD Ryan]

It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, we are. When is that? Is that next week? Yeah, W. MMR or something?

[Bobbo]

102.9 FM.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's a good one. Yeah.

[Show Announcer]

Philadelphia.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

So we need somebody in Philly.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to have Paulie start joining the short show more too because he is an awesome co host and he's an awesome Philly accent and he's funny and he's got that sick ass Philly humor that you know, like throw batteries at you kind of humor that's funny.

[JD Ryan]

A lot of folks in Philly are upset this week actually very upset about a slow snow plow driver. You hear the story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin.com or jc no, here's three websites to remember for what we're just talking about. Give me the vin.com click careers jcwshow.com click email John, I think. Or GMTV garage, which is the classic collector side. Click email John, go ahead.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. In Philly, a lot of times when there's a snowstorm in major cities, it's illegal, illegal to park on the street because the plows have to come through and they got to move everything. So if you're parked on the street, you're actually breaking the law. But so a lot of folks in Philly very upset this week about a snowplow driver reprimanded after he posted the video. That's the problem. He posted a video of him deliberately burying cars that were parked on the street and laughing.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Philly it's. So if we're gonna bag hard on Philly, we got to do it this week.

[JD Ryan]

Listen to this guy. Cut number two.

[John Clay Wolf]

If your car look like this, just.

[Caller/Listener]

Go ahead back in the house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just go in the house.

[Pre K]

Ain't no need for you to be outside today.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I can't drive, you can't drive.

[Caller/Listener]

Happy snow day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Allegheny don't need to go nowhere. Go in the house. Go in the house. Did you get the clip hung that I sent you last night of the lady in Canada talking about snow plows and snow?

[Bobbo]

I did not know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I sent it to you and Bobbo. Did you get it, Bob? Okay, well, might be able to get it later, but it's a very, very, very funny viral clip about snowplows.

[JD Ryan]

But again, that's part of the thing. Don't park on the streets if it's snowing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love that guy's laugh.

[JD Ryan]

He was great.

[Bobbo]

There's a lady sitting there trying to dig her car out, and he's just plowing snow right back on and stuff.

[JD Ryan]

Literally trying to get out of her car. And he just. Nope, not today. Go back in the house.

[Bobbo]

Speaking of snowstorms, where's Prek and Bobbo?

[JD Ryan]

I haven't. I haven't seen him. I haven't seen him all week. I haven't even heard from Bob all week. That's very, very strange.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, he just peters off. But didn't they get stuck in the ice?

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

The last message I. I sent was Saturday. Last communication I had with him when I left, I made it through. And I'm like, hey, if you guys. You know, the roads aren't great, it's not ideal, but you can get through.

[JD Ryan]

Now if you leave now.

[Bobbo]

If you leave now.

[JD Ryan]

That was 12 o'.

[Caller/Listener]

Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you left and they did not.

[Bobbo]

Correct. And that was it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Correct.

[Bobbo]

3 o'.

[Caller/Listener]

Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let me. Let me get this. Last Saturday, I was in Scottsdale. Y' all are here. Texas had an ice storm. You tell everybody. I. You do the west coast hour. So you get done at 1 o' clock central. And you said, if you guys want to get out of here, you better go now.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you left.

[Bobbo]

I left.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you made it.

[Bobbo]

Made it. It took a long time. It took an hour and a half longer than normal, which you drive slow.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it is kind of fun.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, it's a blast.

[JD Ryan]

Idiot slides into you. It's not a matter of your skills. It's everybody else that cannot drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, are you talking about women again?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I didn't say anything about women. I didn't say anything about women.

[John Clay Wolf]

Talking about Asians or.

[JD Ryan]

I didn't say anything about Asians. I didn't say a word. But they can't drive.

[Bobbo]

You didn't even try I didn't even.

[JD Ryan]

Try because I watched the weather. Yeah, yeah, but you could have stayed.

[Bobbo]

The night and then left when I left. You would have made it.

[JD Ryan]

No problem saying I have a two wheel drive. You know what? Our daddy didn't give me a four wheel drive vehicle to drive home, Mike.

[Bobbo]

All wheel drive from General Motors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Didn't you?

[Bobbo]

It was. I was smart enough to know what was going on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you took the Audi.

[JD Ryan]

Smart enough to know what was going on too. That's why I was at home.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, but you could have made it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you guys, you left and drove home on the ice. They stayed and then they got stuck. So did they try to leave later in the day and they couldn't make it up the hills?

[Bobbo]

Correct.

[JD Ryan]

That is correct.

[Bobbo]

Sunday they tried to pick it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which was Sunday.

[JD Ryan]

Saturday.

[Bobbo]

Saturday. Or maybe late Saturday. I think it was Sunday. I'm pretty sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Last.

[Bobbo]

Because last. Last communications. Like I heard from Kyle that he had to have his dad help Bobbo get unstuck from the hill over here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And that was it. And that was the last communication.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know we had a transport driver come in here in a big truck and had to stay for a couple of days in a sleeper because he couldn't get out. So funny. So it's weird that they can get in, not get out.

[JD Ryan]

You know, we're in the hill country and that should tell you don't do it. It's pretty steep difference in smart and lucky, Mike. You got lucky.

[Bobbo]

No, I. Yes, I left right in time.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Bobbo and pre K got stuck. They spent a couple nights here.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Well, we've got. Is there a video?

[JD Ryan]

It was on my lap. It was on my laptop.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were looking at security camera top.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, there's a video that they. It just says Blair Wolf is all it says.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh. When are you gonna play that? Videos are hard to play on the radio. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

But we can do is if you go to the YouTube stream, our show stream.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is that?

[Bobbo]

It's a JCW.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do you always look at me? Why do I always have to do it? You guys always look at me and. Okay, John, now's when you have to set it all up. I got 50 people around me and I gotta set everything up because we.

[JD Ryan]

Don'T want to step on you if you're about.

[Caller/Listener]

I don't want.

[John Clay Wolf]

I will step all over me.

[JD Ryan]

Jcwshow.com that's on your Internet. Jcwshow.com and go to our.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're driving on the ice right now, look down at your phone and put in j ew show dot com. Or don't.

[Bobbo]

Or don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just go to this website.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And check this video out Coming up here in a minute because we're about to go to break.

[John Clay Wolf]

When we go to break and when one in 60 seconds, they're gonna play this. This SOS video from Pre k and babo from when they got stuck at the ring. And then after that is the. After this music break, we're going to come back to the lightning round where the cars get bit on the air for just a couple of minutes. Peter and tuttle, oklahoma, I see you there, but you're the only one sitting there. So there are 19 other phone lines open right now and you can get on by calling 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234, 800, 800 radio. Also, remember Gordon boswell flowers for valentine's day. Guys, Duh. Wake up. I'm the worst. I'm the world's worst. And I'm doing my homies a favor. Send your gal some flowers. Now you can go to jcwshow.com same place where you find the YouTube channel and there's a gordon boswell flower link. Get in front of this. I'm just giving you a heads up. Get in front of me. My name is john clay wolf by cars on the radio for america's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com and I will. I will show that real quick when we come back during this commercial or music break when I bid people's cars on the radio that call in right now to 800-800-radio. 800-800-7234. Be right back.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the john clay wolf show presented by givemethevent.com hit him up right now, 1, 800, 800, radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Radio.

[Show Announcer]

1, 800, 800 radio. This is the john clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre k. There's no way that a 26 model has 160,000 miles on it. You keep smoking that grass, you're not even paying attention. Richard, how many miles are on your truck on your 26 Silverado?

[Caller/Listener]

It's 160 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He put 160k, which means thousand.

[Caller/Listener]

But that's why no 160.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I get you. But that's why you don't use drugs is because if you were listening to that, you'd think, hang on, 26. It's just turned 26. Anyway, why don't you like it? You just bought it. Did you buy it for Your dad and he can't drive it or something.

[Caller/Listener]

I just bought it. Just it was going to be a fixer upper and I just, you know, play truck pretty much and just have some unexpected bills come in. So I just. I got other trucks. I just need to get rid of this one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, did you say this is going to be a fixer upper?

[Caller/Listener]

No, the. Like a play toy? Pretty much. I was gonna put like lights and stuff and you know, just making a cool looking truck, but I just ain't got the time for it right now, so I just need to cash out on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you pay for it?

[Caller/Listener]

Close to 53.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And the dealers hitting you at 43 and a half. So 10,000 back. Now. Does 53 include taxes?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, that was, that was everything included.

[John Clay Wolf]

She probably paid 48.

[Caller/Listener]

Somewhere. 49 somewhere in that neighborhood with all the taxes and stuff. Yeah, came out to 52. It's a change.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to give me the vin.com and load it up. Let me take a look. I've got to look at invoice. I got to look at rebates on these new cars. What matters is you've got sticker and then you've got rebates and that's the real cost. And then obviously the difference between sticker and invoice. And hold back, you got to strip all the fluff out of it and see what true actual invoice is and then depreciate it a little bit so that the new car dealer that buys it will. Because there's no. They're not in that high demand where they're going to pay over cost for them.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if the dealers are 43 and a half. Do you remember what sticker was? What sticker price was?

[Caller/Listener]

Sticker was, I believe from Monument Chevrolet. It was showing like 55 to 56. And you think you gave us the rebates? Yeah, minus the rebates and stuff they have for new cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Send me that car and put the dealer hit me at 43 and a half. And let me do a little research and see if we can improve that.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I had a. All right, I'll do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 13. Hyundai Sonata. 22,000 miles. It was a gift, but he doesn't like it was 2013. How long ago was it a gift, Peter?

[Caller/Listener]

About nine months ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who gave it to you?

[Caller/Listener]

The school I work at. All the kids, the seniors.

[John Clay Wolf]

They gave you a car?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, man. They love me.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's pretty cool.

[Caller/Listener]

Hell yeah. Oh, sorry about that. What do you do what do you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do for the school?

[Caller/Listener]

I was just maintenance for a while. Now I'm at the high school. I just work there all the time now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you're the maintenance man at the high school, and the kids got together and gave you a car?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what? Pro. I've never heard of such. So what prompted them to do that? Did you need a car?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, yeah, man. My son passed away. He was in the hospital for a while. He had a brain tumor. And I never owned a cell phone in my life. And I. He. He hooked me up with one before he passed so I could call him in the hospital and stuff, but I'd go see him every day in my car. And the car I was driving, the 92 Ford Taurus 3.0. And it's been totaled, hit and everything else, but I still got it and it still drives.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they got you a car to go see your kid? I got something that. That was the reason for me. They love you. Yes. That's why they did it. But I was like, there has to be a story here somewhere. Now you're sharing it. How long ago did your son pass away.

[Caller/Listener]

But a year and a half ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm sorry about that. I'll tell you what. I think. You got a 13 sonata with 20,000 miles. And it's paid for, right?

[Caller/Listener]

22. Five, sir. 22 five.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got you. But it. But it's paid for.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wouldn't do a damn thing. I would keep that car. I'd keep driving it. And. And, I mean, it's not gonna break down on you. It's got great miles. Why don't you like it?

[Caller/Listener]

Because it's too low to the ground, man. I don't know how to use nothing in it because, like I said, I don't know nothing about cell phones. I'm from Oklahoma. You know that, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean. Hang on. Now, all kidding aside. Now. Now I'm feeling for you, but I figured you would.

[Pre K]

We gotta help this guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's from Oklahoma. He didn't know how to use a cell phone.

[Caller/Listener]

Now I know how to use a cell phone, but I don't know how to hook it up or I don't know any buttons. I figured out how to turn the radio on, and that's all I got. And I listened to you all the time on Saturdays. Me and my wife and my dog, man, we're all into it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the car is a 13 sonata with 20,000 miles. I'm thinking 10,000 right off the top of my head. Go to. Give me the vin.com. but you need something else to drive.

[Caller/Listener]

I got my other car, my junker, my 92 Ford Taurus.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're gonna go back to that junk. You can take the girl out the hood, but you can't take the hood out the girl. Welcome to Oklahoma.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, well, I appreciate your time. Yeah, I listen to you all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. You know, I. I really. I mean, I'm not taking your situation lightly. I'm just. I'm trying to keep you smiling and tell you no. All right.

[Caller/Listener]

It's all good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thinking about your brother back. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars radio for America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com be right back.

[Show Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

A new study finds that men's desire for sex peaks in their late 30s.

[Caller/Listener]

And early 40s, while for some reason, women's desire for sex peaks after watching a few episodes of gay hockey.

[Show Announcer]

Hey, the John Clay wolf show has what you need. Hit him up 800-800-RADIO and check out the [e-mail]. this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is gay hockey? Good morning, brother.

[Pre K]

There's a TV show on. What's it called, Charlie?

[Bobbo]

It's on hbo and I cannot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it called gay hockey?

[Bobbo]

No, I can't remember the damn. It's.

[Pre K]

I saw, like, competition or something everybody's talking about. And I knew the first time I saw that blurb on my Max app. That looks like a. Like a gay show. It's.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does a gay show look like?

[Pre K]

Oh, they're pretty guys. And they got this angry look at them. And they're looking right at each other.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

And it's 98 hate and 2%.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

They look very like they're gazing into each other's eyes and aggressively. Headlines.

[JD Ryan]

Where does hockey come in? Did they play?

[Bobbo]

Because they play hockey.

[JD Ryan]

So they're gay guys who play hockey.

[Bobbo]

Yes. Which is very controversial.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I would think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'll.

[Pre K]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see the thing where the gay guys that talk. Hello. Hi, everybody. You know, they're just really fruity, over the top. And then when they come out of sedation. Hey, mom, I can't feel. I don't feel really good. So it shows that, like, when they're coming out of sedation and they're not trying to put on that act and that voice, they have a normal, non philly, you Know I don't mean Philadelphia. Like Philly, like a female. Like a baby horse.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They lose their Philly status. I think most they're thinking about it to make it happen.

[JD Ryan]

Would tell you that they put that. What do you call it? Affectation on when they speak Sometimes big word on J.D. how about that?

[Bobbo]

You would know your brother, B.J. ryan. I mean, he. He acts like it too, doesn't he? Like. Or is it bj?

[John Clay Wolf]

You there?

[Pre K]

I have to say, boys, it was my big brother, J.D. it taught me about affectation. No, but when you go in public. Because we always go to church. Yeah, we're Methodists.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, but now tell him how you really talk. When dad would walk in the room.

[Pre K]

And he would say, when you're in church, in front of the church, ladies always smile and be happy and shake hands and be nice. When Father would come into my room, he'd say, father, what are you up to, B.J. and I'd say, hello, Father.

[JD Ryan]

Not even close.

[Caller/Listener]

How are you today?

[Pre K]

And he would say, fine. What's wrong? I'd say, nothing, Father. He made me cry. J.D. never made me cry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think that your mom overdid you and made you gay?

[Pre K]

Yes. She was from that generation, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

She was in love with Diana Ross.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did she dress you a lot? Like, keep your little bow tie on.

[Pre K]

And can you keep a secret?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Pre K]

Don't tell my brother, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Pre K]

She used to dress me up as all three Supremes.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, wow.

[Pre K]

On a rotating basis every Saturday at 9:45. Because JD would watch half of the Tarzan Batman hour and then go outside and play. I got the makeup. I look horrible in a dress. I'm not a drag queen. I'm not a drag queen. I'm a man, for God's sakes. But it was fun. We played makeup and we had tea parties.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you and your mom. What about your sister? Did you have a sister?

[Pre K]

No, my sister.

[John Clay Wolf]

My sister put. She did me up a few times and I was too young and dumb to know better. And I'm a little mad about her for it. Did you have a little lisp after it too? No, no, but I had a little lipstick on. You know, my sister put me like in a. In a dress and dressed me up like a girl when I was about three.

[Pre K]

I have weird, vague memories of something like that. My sister was always four years older than me. So you get the brunt of a lot of, like, her special interest stuff.

[JD Ryan]

I feel like we're in therapy here.

[Pre K]

We are. We are. Thank you. All very much so.

[JD Ryan]

We've offended the gays, we offended the hockey fans. We've offended Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, who else?

[Pre K]

Why would anybody be offended?

[JD Ryan]

Because you're making fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're not making fun. We're discussing it in our own little way. And it is our freedom to do that.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, there you go.

[Caller/Listener]

Here we go.

[JD Ryan]

Freedom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Freedom. Freedom. Freedom. Do you have George Michael? Freedom. You can play. Speaking of gays. And he died, right?

[JD Ryan]

Yes. You got the Oklahoma folks mad at you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really?

[JD Ryan]

Yep. You just lost a listener.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Michael Turley.

[Bobbo]

My Internet's out, so I'm setting that up, but we can do that. You just lost a listener now. All right, we have something for that.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, we do. You.

[Pre K]

You just lost a listener. You just lost a listener.

[JD Ryan]

Robbie Brandenburg from Oklahoma City. You folks from Texas really think you're God's blessing to America, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

I hear you constantly talking crap about Oklahoma, and I got five reasons that Oklahoma is better than Texas. Number one, we know the value of a good truck. John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[JD Ryan]

Number two, we're further away from Mexico. I don't know what that means. Number three, that's racist. No, it is. We're not full of fruits like Austin.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's where BJ lives.

[JD Ryan]

They got a point there. Number four, our women are more beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's just dude.

[JD Ryan]

And there's a benefit to having less teeth. I'll leave it at that. He wrote this.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a comedic. You just lost.

[JD Ryan]

He wrote this. Correct. N5. And this one is true. Legal weed. They do have legal weed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Cut the cowboy crap. Take a trip up north and I'll help you lose all your money in one of our casinos. You Texans are all had no cattle P s. Your brisket is dry and flavorless.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that was the worst hit of all.

[JD Ryan]

I know, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Your brisket is dry.

[JD Ryan]

You got no brisket in Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got no brisket Oklahoma. If it wasn't for the Indians, y' all wouldn't even be there.

[JD Ryan]

This might be true.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Frank, you've got a 19 RS5 coupe. So it's a coupe. Not. Not a. Not a wagon looking thing. Hatchback. It's got 59, 000 miles. Yeah. Cars. Cars worth about 33, 000. It says you want 40.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, as close to it as possible. I need to get a truck. I don't really want to get rid of it, but I need to get a truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I'll give 33,000 if you want to sell it. It's got a clean Carbax.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Be right back. And Remember, go to jcwshow.com if you want to save your marriage and your secretary and everybody else, click Gordon Boswell flowers and order the flowers for Valentine's Day now.

[JD Ryan]

Good call, man. You get. You get ahead of this and later you can get mine.

[Show Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show From coast to coast, the number one weekend morning show in America, heard in Miami, Washington, D.C. pittsburgh, Charlotte, Orlando, Cincinnati, and broadcasting to the rest of the world. At John claywolf.com or jcwshow.com Call John toll free, 1-800-800-radio the John Clay Wolf Show. Thanks for making us America's number one Saturday morning show. Damn, it feels good to say bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

I saw Michael Anthony in his. Oh, my God, I'm having a blank kitchen. No, his car. Nomad. Oh, At Foose's shop.

[Pre K]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Last week. Michael Anthony's a big deal in my world. He's like, you know. Oh, you saw person. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Oh, how'd that go for you?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's good.

[Bobbo]

Like, did we get a little nervous and stuff?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was cool. Yeah. It'll be in our video that's coming out in a couple weeks. We, you know, I was on the road for a week. We have five different videos that we got out of that.

[Bobbo]

Oh, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it was a lot. I just had him really follow me, do everything. And we did a lot. And you went on a car by in Utah, went to Barrett Jackson, went on a business thing at the Thermal raceway in Palm Springs, or it's in Thermal, California, next to Palm Springs. This guy gazillionaire with car barn with race cars. It was ridiculous. Look like something Jeffrey Epstein would be running. I mean, it was like over the top. Then we went to the wheel guy, walked through a wheel factory, showed how they. How he makes these custom wheels. Fusa's wheel guy. And then went over to Foose's place, went to Mannheim, California. I mean, it's a lot. So those guys have five weeks worth of videos in the can.

[Bobbo]

They're going to be busy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those videos are working.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, there's. They're really cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

At least. Did you say we got our YouTube award?

[Bobbo]

Yes. In fact, John did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Hand this to you here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta blow it up with tannerite. We have the tanner. Wow.

[JD Ryan]

You finally get your award from YouTube. You're gonna blow it up.

[Bobbo]

That's the box that comes in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. I mean, did you already look at it? I might have they used to be bigger than this.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. I was underwhelmed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yes.

[Pre K]

That's what she said.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's. It's not even made of metal, is it? Now, is it made of plastic? Kind of felt like it. Yeah. It'd be easy to blow up.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hundred thousand subscribers. Silver button. That's good. I like it. 840 people online right now. The whole thing's really working. It's weird. This YouTube deal finally took off. It's growing us into a new audience and doing what we always plan it would do. Having fun doing it. It's a lot of work. But for now, I'll keep doing. I mean, it's giving me new energy.

[Bobbo]

Did you think? I was thinking it's going to be something big and just like, heavy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Heavy.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, think about how much money they made on me on commercials.

[Bobbo]

Apparently they've changed. They used to be that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

But now the next goal is the million. It's a gold button. That would be cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. That's a lot.

[Bobbo]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a lot of you.

[Bobbo]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll tell you what. People don't subscribe to channels like they used to because the algorithms, the AI shows you what you want to see. Do you notice when you're scrolling now it's presenting to you what you like. So you don't have to follow or subscribe on socials anymore to get what you like. It knows what you like. I know what you like.

[JD Ryan]

Dude. Weird stuff. You say something and Alexa hears you say it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

And then next thing you know, the videos pop up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Very strange snow.

[Bobbo]

That's all I've been having on my tick tocks and stuff like that. It's like snow plows and this and that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like, are you a snow weirdo? Well, no.

[Bobbo]

I mean, just because it's been in news and I've. Obviously, it's been a topic from everybody, too. And I've actually seen some, you know, sledding videos and stuff like that. I mean, I, I, I love this. Kind of sounds like, oh, God, I love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was.

[Bobbo]

You brought back the kid in me. I went out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie. Sports toboggan.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. My, my toboggan wiener, my winter wiener was going crazy. I went outside as soon that Sunday and took the wife. We went and grabbed. I got a little saucer slide. Because there's two things you have to have from the northeast, even if you're here. A shovel, Snow shovel in a sled. Got that, took that out and Went down a hill.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was blast called early yesterday morning or day before at the office. When I get there, I said, hey, get somebody that's on salary to go out in the back. Get a. Go to the store, get a shovel and straighten out this rear entrance of the company door. I said, this is an absolute ice skate. Somebody's fixing to die. And then who did you send?

[Bobbo]

Well, I called Danielle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And said, hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh my God. He did the same thing I did. He just, he just gave it to somebody else.

[Bobbo]

I said, do we have anything? She goes, yeah, I think we have some leftover. It's like, well, let's just get a sign up. Leftover salt. And there's like a shovel or something like that around. I was like, well, we just got to get it cleared out.

[JD Ryan]

There's a spatula.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they didn't do it. I mean, they did the beginning out the door, but the trail out to the parking lot was still an ice rink. I'm surprised nobody ate it and died and sued you. If they would have sued me, I'd have told him to sue.

[Bobbo]

You just use common sense. If you see ice, don't walk on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but there's no way not to when that's the entrance to the building. I mean, you just go home then because there's.

[Bobbo]

Go around the other side is clear.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's fine to come in.

[Bobbo]

I didn't notice it because I go to the other side.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's bad. Yeah, real bad. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Bobbo]

Bad enough that J.D. i mean, sorry, J.D. bobo and Prek had to stay here for how many nights?

[JD Ryan]

Till five days.

[Pre K]

Yeah, five nights here.

[Bobbo]

What did y' all do?

[Pre K]

And I came on Thursday.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, you came Thursday. So Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, we weren't.

[Pre K]

Let me. I tell you one thing. Pre K, when he's up in the morning, he. He hits that desk at nine and he does. He did it till six on Monday. And we saw our chance to get out around 3:30 on Tuesday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you take a. Is that when you got out? Yeah, they got snowed in out here at the studio. It's very hilly on the way in. Very like, like ski slope hilly. Roller coasters.

[Pre K]

So we had a good time.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had plenty. Did you try to go down and come back up to more gradual slope?

[Pre K]

I did. I tried it twice on Sunday and the first time I didn't make it. It didn't have enough momentum so I reversed back down, tried it again and didn't quite make it. And I was gonna do it again and reversing back out, I got a little too close to the left side and bottomed out on a rock.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good for the new car and the. Why didn't you grab that four wheel drive Toyota?

[Pre K]

The famous Mark Cuban came and drugged me out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why didn't you grab that four wheel drive Toyota?

[Pre K]

What four wheel drive Toyota?

[John Clay Wolf]

My four wheel drive Toyota with big tires on it. This black that's out there says W6 Ranch on the side.

[Pre K]

Oh, I can imagine how that'd go over.

[Caller/Listener]

Over.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'd be fine.

[Pre K]

Okay, well, I appreciate it. Next time I'm stuck, I will certainly do it if the car is here. I, you know, I wasn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet the guys had it up at the house or something. I bet they were hiding it from you. They don't like you.

[Pre K]

I, I wasn't, I wasn't worried about the situation at all. I mean, we had plenty. But yeah, pre K was. Pre K was a little. Little edgy by. By Sunday.

[JD Ryan]

Well, yeah. Yeah, because he couldn't sleep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because why couldn't he sleep?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, you want to tell us, pre.

[John Clay Wolf]

K. Did you get cabin fever with Bobbo spinning 72 hours in this barndo?

[Bobbo]

You know, me and Bobbo get along great. We both love movies, so we watched a lot of movies and all that and we did. And. But yeah, whenever night time comes and Bobbo's allowed nighttime guy, you know, keeps the radio going and snoring and all that, so. But I've learned to deal with that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he get drunk and get weird with you? I've seen that. I have seen that. No, Bobo gives him not gay weird, just weird weird. And you're like, how weird is this gonna get?

[Bobbo]

But yeah, no, it was all cool. But he brought his cat, Zequa.

[Pre K]

Oh, that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'll take back the not gay weird.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, let's. Let's just say Zeke likes to meow every hour on the hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

And it's a. It's a loud meow.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a round.

[Pre K]

Oh, is that right?

[John Clay Wolf]

So, yeah, I did my best, you know. Did you not go get on a four wheeler and grab fun get. We got four wheelers. We got plenty. How did y'. All.

[Bobbo]

There was no food here. Like, like, there's like scraps. What did y' all eat? Look, we did what we had to do, man. You know, I might have had to go out in the woods and grab something myself. You know, there are animals around here. Yeah, there is. The donkeys. Did y' all think about killing the donkeys?

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's a Dodge truck up there at my house. It's four wheel drive diesel. There's four wheelers. There's the Toyota four wheel drive.

[Pre K]

I mean, golly, nobody told me to do that. And we couldn't drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know she had to tell you to, like, save yourself.

[Pre K]

We didn't want to walk him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why wouldn't you walk?

[Pre K]

We weren't dying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Out here sounds like you're pretty happy. I. Listen.

[Pre K]

I survived, dude. I abide. The dude abides.

[Bobbo]

Oh, wait. Pre K. Did you have your stash with you? You already know they made it.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[Bobbo]

I brought a big old box of goldfish snack crackers.

[John Clay Wolf]

That thing is halfway through Tim in Arkansas. What have you got, sir? It 65 Corvettes. Grand Sport replica. Grand Sport replica. So you did a tribute?

[Caller/Listener]

Yep. It was professionally built. I can't remember the name of the company that done it. They're still doing it now. I've seen some videos where these are bringing over $200,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I've seen some of those videos.

[Caller/Listener]

Later model ones with. They put the LS motors in them now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I had a 63 split window. You know what that is, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Full resto mod, LS swap, the works. It brought 125,000 at Barrett. I saw some videos of those bringing 200, 300, a million 700. Mine sells for 125. I blow 30 grand. So, yeah, the videos are about as good as the TV you're watching them on. Have you had any other. Have you had any other bids on this car?

[Caller/Listener]

No. Well, I think Richard. Dustin was here and he sent some pictures of it to Richard. And if I ain't mistaken, Richard's in the 80s. But that's been almost a year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Dustin that kid from Missouri that drives around looking for cars for gas? Monkey? Yep. Yep.

[Caller/Listener]

He lives right above me.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll do this. Go to GMTV garage, click email John, and I'll email you back. And you attach some pictures and I'll take another look. Does 85 buy it? Because it says Richard offered 80.

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, it's going. It's going to be over 100.

[John Clay Wolf]

But.

[Caller/Listener]

But I'm telling you, it's only got. It's got less than a thousand miles on it. It's been signed by Roger Penske. I don't think a video of Roger Penske.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not trying to beat on you. Don't take this wrong. I don't give a damn about Roger Penske. What he signed. It makes no difference in the value of that car whatsoever. The car does. The car stands on its own. Roger. Who cares? Roger owns a bunch of car dealerships. It'd be like David McDavid signed it. Ain't no big deal. But. But, but the car can stand.

[Caller/Listener]

Actually, Roger is the one that wrote, it's a replica of Roger's car when he raced. That he raced in 65.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. I gotcha. It means something to you. It just doesn't. I've been down that road. It just doesn't. But anyway, we'll. We'll skip the Roger thing. So you've got a resto mod built. What did you pay for it?

[Caller/Listener]

Actually, it comes. It's in a collection that I sold. There was 17 cars that I sold for a gentleman. And I got two cars left. One is a 308 Ferrari.

[John Clay Wolf]

That. That is.

[Caller/Listener]

I have it. And I have this Corvette left over and I've had them for about a year now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the Ferrari More than 50 grand? I don't know.

[Caller/Listener]

You'd have to look at it and see what I'm doing is. I got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, let me start over mine own.

[Caller/Listener]

These two cars I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're repping. You're doing like. Dustin, you're a broker. So. So is the Ferrari More than 50 grand or is it back of 50 grand?

[Caller/Listener]

It's probably gonna be at least 50.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, send me pictures of the Ferrari because I've got. I've bought and sold a few of those 308 lately in this other one. We'll take a look at it too. Where was I When you were selling all 17 cars?

[Caller/Listener]

I actually hauled them up here and put them in a local auction. And it was a friend of mine, actually. I hauled him from Fort Payne, Alabama.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta go. I gotta go. I didn't need a life story. I just wanted to know why. Really, my point was, why didn't you show me the 17 car? Because I like buying collections. And if you've got a collection you want to sell. Guys, I'm the check writer. I'm the guy that he's trying to get to the broker. Go to GMTV garage and send me your collections. And Tim, do the same or do the same thing and we'll get. We'll get to you. I had something smartass to say and I forgot what it was, but it doesn't matter. We'll be right back.

[Show Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show presented by GiveMeThe Vin.com call John 1-800-800Radio. Want more John Claywell? Go to jcwshow.com for the fastest growing podcast in the U. S. So I've.

[John Clay Wolf]

Been thinking about this. So you sent an email Monday or Tuesday and said, hey, I've been working at the ranch, stuck out here for four days. So therefore I'm not coming in for the rest of the week. And the more I'm listening to y'. All. You were stuck out here in the ice storm. There's two four wheel drives right here in the tunnel. There's a four wheel drive Toyota truck right outside. That's a ranch rig. There's a four wheel drive Dodge up at the house. There are four four wheel drive four wheelers and there are two four wheel drive Polarises. You guys never got out of here. DJ Pre K had a bag full of grass and y' all sat here and got stoned all weekend. And that's what happened. Let's just call it what it was.

[Pre K]

Whatever, man. How dare you. You're out in sunny Scottsdale, Arizona working, making videos. I saw your, your motorcycle work.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Yeah. Sunday morning I got up and went riding. You're right. With a client.

[Pre K]

Sunday morning I cried. I wept openly, like a child.

[Bobbo]

I saw it.

[Pre K]

Because I'm stuck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, because you pulled that, that, that two foot graphics hit you took.

[Pre K]

Oh, take my car. Oh, take my car. Yeah, that'd go over real well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which one?

[Pre K]

Drive that Bronco to Bowie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Come right back.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What would you do at Bowie? This place is nice.

[Pre K]

It's where I live. That's what I thought. On Sunday I told Pre K, it's all right. You know, every week we pack in groceries. We never eat everything. So there was plenty.

[John Clay Wolf]

You could have just gone to town and grabbed something.

[Caller/Listener]

How?

[John Clay Wolf]

There's 50 cars here that are four wheel drive.

[Pre K]

We couldn't get out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course you could.

[Pre K]

We had an 18 wheeler deliver a car on.

[John Clay Wolf]

18 wheeler's not a four wheel drive Toyota truck or a four wheel drive Z71 sitting right here. A four wheel drive Dodge. You didn't want to because you're too high.

[Pre K]

Whatever. Whatever. Screw you, man. Walk in my shoes. You know what I mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought about it and if I, if I was walking in your shoes and I really wanted to go to the store because y' all didn't want to leave, you just would get in a four wheel drive truck and go to town. It's five miles that way.

[JD Ryan]

Right?

[Pre K]

Here's what I do. In a place of work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

I don't cost you a dime. I'm here. I do the work. I know we're gonna get out eventually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

You just keep your cool, you know, that's all you can do.

[Bobbo]

We've all been there, you know, you. You get that indica. It's in the couch. And you're like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, you know, I'm a little hungry.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a little hungry, too.

[Bobbo]

We should go to town. We got goldfish here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wonder if they deliver pizza, man. Yeah. J.D. do you have. Do you have. Do you and your wife have different bathrooms, or y' all share a bathroom?

[JD Ryan]

Bathroom. It's separate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie, what about you? Do you have separate bathrooms?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, we share. I mean, we share, but. Yeah, we've got enough bathrooms that we don't have to be in the same kid.

[John Clay Wolf]

You send your kids gone. Do you. Do you claim a different one and just walk a little further?

[Bobbo]

Kind of gradually moved into that one? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. My wife, she said something. She said, you know what she said? You should tell all your listeners that when we got split bathrooms, it saved our marriage. I didn't even think about it. How so? I mean, she just. I guess she was just really uncomfortable sharing a bathroom with me.

[Pre K]

It can be a pressure point.

[John Clay Wolf]

It wasn't for me, but because for them.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. My wife gets mad because I'll leave the door open and stuff. I don't care.

[JD Ryan]

Is it about the stuff on the counter?

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe. It always stinks in there and. And that. I'm. I don't know. It's just. Hey, did you notice my tooth is chipped? Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

What happened to that?

[John Clay Wolf]

When did you notice that?

[JD Ryan]

Earlier today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's been shipped for about a year, and I did not know it. Oh, crap.

[Bobbo]

I just thought. Yeah, you only knew about it.

[JD Ryan]

Well, I was looking at your face because you almost broke your nose riding the motorcycle.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the tooth is. My son noticed it at dinner. He said, dad, your tooth is chipped. And I started looking at it, and he said, how'd that happen? I said, breaking those little blue pills in half for your mama.

[JD Ryan]

You told your son this? Oh, my God.

[Bobbo]

Did he.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I explained to him that most people, you know, break their teeth, like on a fishing line or ice or something, but I'm more sporting. But, yeah, this little chip in the side has been. It's been a year. Because I remember about a year ago noticing, man, I kind of have an ugly tooth. That was my. Feels like that's kind of ugly. That's weird. I didn't realize I had an ugly tooth and it chipped. It just didn't hurt. From the blue pill?

[JD Ryan]

From the blue pill.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's my guess. I don't know.

[Bobbo]

It's not a cool story, like a bottle or anything like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just made it. I made it up, Mike. I'm trying to be funny. That's my job. It worked. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[JD Ryan]

How's your nose, by the way?

[John Clay Wolf]

My nose and I wrecked my motorcycle in Arizona on the Wildcat Trail out there by Cave Creek. I mean, barely wrecked. What really happened? I was falling over, and there was these huge boulders, and I was like, oh, my God. So I jumped off on my way down and face planted in, and my glasses. My sunglasses were only jammed into my nose and started bleeding. And no one said anything. I mean, obviously I. You know, like, when we got off, Joey looked at me. He didn't say that, hey, dude, you got dried blood running down your nose. So I didn't think about it. And for three hours, I was around people. Nobody said a word. I go back to the hotel room in Scottsdale, and I'm looking in the mirror and I'm like, oh, my God, what the hell? And then I realized that I spend that way for hours and nobody said a word. Just. That gives you a little tough look, too. It's fine. Yeah, it happens. But, yeah, that barely wrecked trail. I mean, I fell off, dude. Big hill climb. Got to the top hill climb was like, stopped and then lost my balance and there was nowhere to put my foot, so I fell over in these rocks. It's just part of it. I mean, if you're doing this, you're gonna fall down. I was riding like. I was riding good. I was happy with it.

[Bobbo]

Just like the barely wrecked. You broke your foot. Barely wrecked broke your shoulder.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's very true that all of my injuries have been dumb wrecks. Yeah, the. The foot when I was moving pretty good. But, I mean, it wasn't a big wreck. I mean, a big wreck is going over the bars and eating crap. And I mean, hitting a tree at a high speed, that's a big wreck. These are dumb wrecks and they happen. But, I mean, I ride a year, but I ride a lot, and I got my hand a little bit. Big deal. What are y' all bitching about? Hey, this my is my body. It's my life hanging on. I love it.

[JD Ryan]

Coattails as tight as we can.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love it.

[JD Ryan]

I know you. I love it because your wife I'm.

[Bobbo]

Sure she's not enjoying.

[JD Ryan]

I was gonna ask.

[Bobbo]

Seeing you come home hurt every time.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not every time. You sound like her. Quit being a. It's not even close to every time. It's about once every six months. But yeah, I always have scratches and stuff on me because trees. You're me riding enduro and cross country. This happens. I mean, be a man.

[JD Ryan]

Well, at some point she'd said, if you get hurt again, no more. And I guess that just went away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm just not hurt.

[JD Ryan]

You broke your foot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, it's not official. It's not X ray because you didn't.

[JD Ryan]

Get an X ray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, and it's getting better until the.

[JD Ryan]

Doctor says it ain't real until the doctor shows.

[John Clay Wolf]

So why have I not gone and got an X ray to mri? Because we can't prove it.

[Bobbo]

He's gonna have missing a limb.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's nothing. It's just a flesh W. That's a.

[JD Ryan]

Flash wood Armani python bit. Where they do that, they lose an arm. Nah, it's nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And I left. I've got two KTMs. One's a 450, one's a 350. I left one in California. KTM's a motorcycle. Dirt bike. Off road. Dirt bike. Okay. And. And I left one in California. So when I'm out there, because I'm going to spend more time out there this year working and I'll have my bike out there to go ride those hills. Because that's the good fun. Yeah, that's the good stuff. What have you got?

[JD Ryan]

Let's see here. Let's. We have a new study. This is kind of fun. And a little quiz to go along with. A new study reveals that more than one third of teenage boys between the age masturbate 11 and 17. I'll give you three choices. Okay, dude, remember, this is boys 11 to 17. Have they won, paid for porn? Two gotten drunk, or three, bet on sports?

[John Clay Wolf]

Bet on sports.

[JD Ryan]

All three, actually. But this is about betting on sports. Here's Common Sense Media founder Jim Steyer and a clinical psychologist talking about kids, young kids betting on sports. Number one, Mike.

[Bobbo]

The results of this new research are absolutely astounding. And a wake up call for every parent everywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

One out of three boys in this country are gambling online before they're old enough to vote. There's a modeling that happens here. Some dads are the ones who are teaching it to their kids without Realizing this, the slippery slope that can come. I do think that this is the next wave of the mental health crisis that will happen in teenage boys.

[JD Ryan]

Mental health crisis. What do we do every Saturday on this show? We bet on sports.

[Bobbo]

I mean, you know, where are we.

[John Clay Wolf]

Standing, boss, by the way?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I, I did lose 200 someday. I'm up 650 for the year so far, but it's a lot that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that a new record for us? What was it last year?

[Bobbo]

It was almost a thousand, but after taxes it was 800 something dollars.

[JD Ryan]

You paid him?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, through the company, but.

[Bobbo]

And we can make a big bet for the Super Bowl.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all for entertainment and media.

[JD Ryan]

Right?

[Bobbo]

It is an expense, but there's underdog as well. Well, this whole betting is because it's so easy now. You can go over unders and stuff. And so for kids, they do it and they parlay and they.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[Bobbo]

I don't think it's a big deal. You know, it teaches them a little bit about money, right?

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they steal it from their mom's apple card to pay their friends.

[Pre K]

Well, that's the difference.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife's like, what the hell is this? He's going to pay the. My buddy, you know, I was down. She said all you talk about is how much you're up. Check. I'm not paying your gambling losses.

[JD Ryan]

Your sons.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pluralist sons. One son.

[JD Ryan]

One son.

[John Clay Wolf]

16 year old, thinks that he is a professional gambler on football.

[JD Ryan]

So this little article story is not far off.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not. It's very close.

[Pre K]

Why didn't she just pay him out of payroll?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't we go to break and plug the lightning round.

[JD Ryan]

Speaking of gambling.

[Pre K]

Yeah, there you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna gamble on your car at 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800800 radio. I literally set a line on your car. You know, I'm betting that I can sell it for just a little bit more. And I get very close to that line and many times I go over that line and I'm wrong and you beat me. That's how it works. That's what the whole company's built on. GiveMeTheEven.com is just a big old sports car betting organization. And truth be told, that's exactly what it is. That's all it is. We're making predictions in the future wonder wondering if we're right. How close you. We think it's going to bring 13 grand. We bid it for 12 grand. Go to 12, three. You know, in net, 200 bucks. Take a little thing. I mean, we do it all the time, every day. Sometimes we get lucky and it goes big, and sometimes we get unlucky and it loses 6,000. And it happens every week. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Or you can take it to Barrett Jackson and blow 30,000.

[Caller/Listener]

Ouch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Anyway, we'll be right back. Over my head, out of the hedge.

[Pre K]

You say I am worth more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Am I worth more?

[Pre K]

Yeah, I'm worth a whole lot more.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what? You're right. @givemethevin.com you are worth more and your car's worth more. And we want to pay more at give me the vin. Because good cars are worth more and so are you. For top price, trust and ease of transaction. GiveMeTheVin.com, america's best car buyer. And remember, if we don't beat a deal from carvana or carmax bucks, we'll pay you a hundred bucks.

[Pre K]

Sell us your car.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show, presented by givemethefin.com. hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brian in Oklahoma there.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hard ass, hard ass Oklahoman high mileage truck driver. Why, y', all, you gotta love it. Listen, during the break, I was looking at your car because I was just thinking about the guys on hold and look at which cars. And I went ahead and I looked at the car and I was thinking about it and I was like 20 grand in my head. And then I looked at your notes here. 22 model F250, 130,000 miles. He's gonna straighten me out and say, no, it's 129, 130,000 miles. Four wheel drive crew cab, XL. Right. XL wants 25 grand. Says that he went to give me the vin and we were at 20 grand a while back, and I was thinking to my head, 20 grand?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm still 20 grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Right. Okay. Well, it's got the gr, like ranch hand style bumper on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good.

[Caller/Listener]

It's got the 20 inch fuel wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

With some brand new Yoko homos.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yoko homos tires.

[Caller/Listener]

The badass. The badass Yoko homos.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but oklahoman Yoko homos.

[Caller/Listener]

So does 20 Oklahoma. This 20 grand bot.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you've been trying to. I mean, you've heard it for months. Do you have a. Do you have a title or payoff?

[Caller/Listener]

I didn't pay off, there's payoff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller/Listener]

54 for two of them. I got two of these.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's on a farm loan. I'll give you 21 grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Commercial loan.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give you 21 grand just to. Just to break the. Just. Just. Just to be a good guy.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, 21.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we good? Are we solid? Are we done?

[Caller/Listener]

Let me talk. Well, my brother's my business partner on everything. We got a tree service up here, but. Yeah, let me holler at him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do y' all ever fight?

[Caller/Listener]

We'll probably do it all the time. Dude. Listen, I told him we need to get them. Give him GoPros, because I'm telling. We make money, we're worse than Orange County.

[John Clay Wolf]

How. How many years between the two brothers that run the tree service business together in Oklahoma? Hey, and you're the young one, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Eight years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Yep. I can already tell. And he's the. Know it all. But you're. But you're smarter.

[Caller/Listener]

No, not really. But anyway, yeah, he. He'll throw the damn saws out top of the bucket truck at me and stuff. Great things.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty big spread. Were there any chitlins between you and he?

[Caller/Listener]

I got a. We got a brother in between us, and I got a twin sister.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just need to tell them you picked the wrong brother to go in business with. You like your other brother better?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, the other brother's blind. He got shot and got blinded Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old was he when. This isn't funny, but, I mean, you just can't help these stories write themselves. How old. How old was your brother when he got shot?

[Caller/Listener]

It was 20, 23. He was 40. He's four years older than me. He's. What is he now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he get blind in both eyes or one this month?

[Caller/Listener]

Got shot in one, had a stroke in surgery, got blinded in the other one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it a buck? Was it shotgun? Or, like, what kind of gun?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it was six. Five. Creekmore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jesus Christ.

[Caller/Listener]

He's lucky to be alive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, how did this happen? Did somebody shoot him intentionally? Or was he. I mean, what.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, somebody shot him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Him. What was he doing?

[Caller/Listener]

He came and no girl, been in a party. He got into it. Buddy of theirs drives him home and they get that everything was cool.

[Pre K]

And then.

[Caller/Listener]

You know how women are in the drinking. Of course. My brother, he ain't no saint. So they got into it again. She threw off walking. He followed her to pick her up. Some old boy stops and he's like, you pick her up. I'm beating your ass, too. And he's Like, I'm calling the cops. And he took off. My brother thought she got in the truck with him. It was dark, so he took off after him down back roads and stuff. And they. He's trying to get around him. Kid kept running him off and then off the road. And then they get on the blacktop. He gets around him, and so he stops.

[John Clay Wolf]

He, like, blocks him.

[Caller/Listener]

He goes. He get. Yeah, he turns around. Well, he turns around. He flies way past him. Turns around. As he's pulling up, the dude shoots him through the windshield.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Creedmore's typically a rifle. Really? The Creedmore is typically a rifle round. So he. He held a rifle. Okay, so hang on. So did the. The other driver that allegedly stole the girl, but didn't.

[Caller/Listener]

The other driver got out.

[John Clay Wolf]

They get out and, like. And hold his rifle in between the door in the. In the cab.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm guessing my brother's not sure exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit him right in the eye.

[Caller/Listener]

He just pulled up on the headlight. Well, it hit. It went through the windshield, hit the steering wheel, and I guess imploded. And the majority of the lead, though, went in under his left eye, nicked his jugular, damaged his carotid. He was 17 hours and 37 hours into 17 hour surgery, had two strokes and blinding his other eye.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what did the. The guy actually got off. He didn't get in trouble, I don't think. Yeah, the shooter got off because, I mean, he did definitely feel like his life was threatened. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course.

[Caller/Listener]

We got a reputation up here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet you do as well.

[Caller/Listener]

Been to prison for six. Been a federal prison for 16 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

And him or you?

[Caller/Listener]

Us, as a group. Me and my brothers. Yeah, we.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, hang on, hang on. I got to put you on hold. This is. This is the best. This is. Your stories are better than anything we've got written down, prepared for the day. So do you mind waiting for a minute? And I'm picking you back up in a minute after the break.

[Caller/Listener]

No, I'm gonna grind some stumps, but I'll have you on Bluetooth. But when you come back on, I'll take it off.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's Brian in Oklahoma.

[Caller/Listener]

Why do math when you have the John Clay wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. And remember to go to jcwshow.com to join the YouTube and click through to Gordon Boswell flowers to get your wife flowers so you don't get shot in the face. That's the reason. That's the real reason. If you want to sell your car, go to givemetheven.com be right back.

[Show Announcer]

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[Pre K]

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[John Clay Wolf]

But everybody wanted what he was selling.

[Show Announcer]

Check out the podcast.

[Pre K]

He was just some hillbilly who got.

[John Clay Wolf]

On a plane and then just landed somewhere. Please beware. The voice in your head is a threat.

[Show Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Show Announcer]

800, 800 radio [e-mail] Size of the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fun should be the size of the panties. Okay, we've got Brian from Oklahoma on hold. I'll catch you guys up real quick. He was selling us a truck. The conversation got going. He and his brothers are in business together. They fight. The other brother got blinded from chasing down a truck in Oklahoma. And the guy shot him with a Creedmoor round and a rifle. And he had a stroke. And then we left it with. Did the guy go to jail that shot him? He said, no, because we've all been to jail 16 years. I said, who's all we? And we ran out of time. And now Brian, who. Who is so you and like the brothers, the band of brothers all went to prison together? Yeah. What for?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I caught up on a big math conspiracy in Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get out of here. No way. Stop it.

[Caller/Listener]

No, for real. That stuff happens up here, believe it or not.

[Pre K]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you all surprised? See, you all were. All three brothers went to prison for 16 years.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, well, I got a 20 year sentence. They got 15. They was doing state time for my oldest brother for beating a dude over his wife. Well, me and him went, but I got a little boot camp deal because I was younger and they told story for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old were you when you went to prison?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm 30,000. The first time I was 22.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what was that for?

[Caller/Listener]

Beating a guy nearly to death.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then the second time was the mess thing.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And y' all think I make fun of Oklahomans for no reason? I mean, you're just painting the picture. This is.

[Caller/Listener]

I don't know why you do that. I mean, you just pick on us.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the Mona Lisa. This is the Mona Lisa of Oklahoman life. Oh, yeah. Listen to that chainsaw in the background. I love it. What are you doing okay, Brian?

[Caller/Listener]

7310.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go. You go to give me the.

[Caller/Listener]

I got it. Warming up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to give me the fin.com and sell us your truck. How cold is it up there this morning?

[Caller/Listener]

It's like it was, I don't know, 20 said 14 while ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[Caller/Listener]

I don't know it. Let's see here. Yeah, 16 is what the truck says.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. All right, have a good one. Thank you for sharing your stories.

[Caller/Listener]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

Amazing, amazing. Absolutely amazing. And it's normal.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. I remember the brothers that shot each other. Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've had more business opportunities in Oklahoma, and I just pass. I've done it. I had the Chevy store. Wolf Chevrolet, Marietta, Oklahoma. It was nothing but trouble. Nothing but problematic Indian titles. Nothing but getting called by the state because I'm from Texas. And they drug me up to Oklahoma City in front of the dealer board for advertising violations, which they were just all paired together. The dealer boards, all the Oklahomans, they didn't want me there, and I left. I sold my little dealership and went home.

[JD Ryan]

I'm out of here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm out of here. Every time we cross that red river, boy, your mama goes to running around and I start stealing things. A guy told me that a long time ago, and he's right. So true. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[JD Ryan]

We had a little meth thing going on. It happens up here in Oklahoma. You know, it's cold across the country right now. In fact, in Alabama, this is kind of a. Could have been a really serious story. A homeless man is sleeping inside of a dumpster to try to stay warm. Okay, so what could possibly go wrong other than the local garbage truck came to pick up this dumpster, and the poor guy's in it. They crushed him twice before. I mean, they didn't just kill. They didn't kill him, but they. You know how they. They.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold on. I hate to stop you. Will you look out the window? I think that right this minute.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

There is this moment. We're out here in the middle of nowhere, and they're emptying the dumpster. You don't have to go look down. But I just.

[Pre K]

I was like, gosh, I hope nobody's in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know if that was sound effects that y' all brought in or if I was actually. What are the odds?

[JD Ryan]

What are the odds?

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead.

[JD Ryan]

They're literally dumping the dumpster right now. Thankfully, the driver heard this guy making some noise. They had an unexpected stop along the way. When the driver got out and turned the truck off, he hears the guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Going, hey.

[JD Ryan]

Here is the good news, is we're laughing because he didn't get killed. Here's some of the noise here. Here's cut number three, Mike.

[John Clay Wolf]

In all of Fire Chief John Brown's years serving Jackson, this incident was a first. I've been associated with the fire department for 40 years. We've never had a situation like this come up. Once the driver got to the Popeyes location, you see behind me, that's when he heard a van calling for help. It's really a fortunate thing that the.

[Pre K]

Gates at the Popeyes were close closed.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the driver had to get out. And when he exited the dump truck, he could hear the man in the back needing help. And that's when he shut everything down. We were all shocked because we. We thought we were gonna have to get down there and really do some trauma assistant to him to get him out, but he was fine. We think he was compressed two times. Like in the compaction thing. Yeah, you know, y'.

[Caller/Listener]

All.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wasn't listening. Imagine that. How did the guy wind up in the dumpster?

[JD Ryan]

Because he was. He was cold, and he was in there to try to stay a little bit warm. So he cl. Slammed into a dumpster. And of course, the truck is already going burn and picking you up before you know anything's happening. And then now he's back in the back.

[John Clay Wolf]

What state was this in Alabama?

[Bobbo]

Oh, I think in Oklahoma.

[JD Ryan]

No, that was too 13 degrees. Yeah, it's cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a sad story.

[JD Ryan]

It is very sad. No, he's fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

He lived. It reminds me of the first Star Wars. Or maybe it's the Empire Strikes Back when they're in the big compactor.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Pre K]

About that one.

[Bobbo]

Crushed.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got, Bob? You're waving at J.D. i just want to thank the good.

[Caller/Listener]

Lord they got me out of that.

[Pre K]

It was a scary thing in there, you know?

[JD Ryan]

How long were you in there?

[Pre K]

Well, I wasn't asleep at the time they picked me up. You know, there's a very nice lady works at the Mickey D's around the corner for that Popeyes.

[JD Ryan]

Right there. Right there.

[Pre K]

My won't give you crap.

[Caller/Listener]

Nope.

[Pre K]

Becky D. Gave me about a. Maybe a 25 piece big nugget. I was enjoying them.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Pre K]

Working on my third ex wife's laptop, which we lost in the incident.

[JD Ryan]

In the incident. But you were in the dumpster.

[Pre K]

I did finish the. The nuggets before I tried to yield for help. They are Tasty.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, they are.

[Pre K]

Well, I'll tell you what. I come out of there and first thing they did was was rush me to the er. Well, sure, I'm totally intact. Didn't break any bones or nothing. But guess what?

[JD Ryan]

What's that?

[Pre K]

Guess who I saw. Who'd you see immediately? My third ex wife. She. I owe her something like $12,000, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had to run away.

[JD Ryan]

I got you.

[Pre K]

Well, don't do. Truck driver. Saved my life. So it's a good thing he's good at his job.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, unlike my third ex wife, who's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not good at her job.

[Pre K]

Yeah, it's hard out there, boys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, J.R. will you take us to.

[Pre K]

Break him like me? You want a break?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Can you go throw us to the commercial break?

[Pre K]

You got it, boy. We're fixing to go listen to some commercials, so y' all grab a tasty McNugget and we'll be back here in a while.

[Caller/Listener]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know if I do.

[Show Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show from coast to coast, the number one weekend morning show in America. Call in 800-800-RADIO, and check out the [e-mail].

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we're gonna run into Tennessee on Monday or Tuesday. I'll take Corda with me on that 5 million dollar deal, that big package. So I just sent a note to the. Sounds ostentatious. But anyway, it is what it is. I sent a note to the pilots, hey, we got to run to Tennessee on Monday morning. And he just answered me back. One of the pilots just got diagnosed with Alzheimer's. He can't fly anymore. I'm like, oh, wow. No, really. Wow. I've never noticed being. Noticed him being forgetful.

[JD Ryan]

Better to know now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Better now than later. Later.

[JD Ryan]

You put the gear down, didn't you? You put the gear down. No, I put.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Speaking of Alzheimer's, Dorian and Pittsburgh. Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

You got to come up. Things have changed. For the good. I got a C race for you guys to stay on if you come up for the NFL draft. I bought it a half hour ago, so we're. You're good if you want to come up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Up. When is the NFL? I'm not going to freeze my ass up in Pittsburgh on a boat.

[Caller/Listener]

It's 9 degrees below zero Fahrenheit right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're wow.

[Caller/Listener]

Outside my door.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he's blind, so he can't feel it.

[JD Ryan]

You're sure selling it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I guess. When Is the NFL draft April?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, April. They're projecting. They're making a big deal out there. Said we're going to have a half million people visiting this all together. People from everywhere and doing everything. So you know, you got a boat if you want to come up.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's the strip bar? Are you still going to the strip bar every week?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, not today. When it's this cold, the girls don't even come out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right now everything's perkier. Though when it's this cold, it looks a little better.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, but hey, I'm old and cold.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you legally blind or just a little blind? Are you like Stevie Wonder blind?

[Caller/Listener]

I was diagnosed in 74 with an incurable disease, retinitis pigmentosa. I went blind in late, oh, nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then why don't we just sit in a, in a, in a warm room, watch the NFL draft and we'll just make wave noises, have a wave machine noise in the back and you'll think you're on a boat.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, how do you know what kind of boat you actually bought?

[John Clay Wolf]

Cuz one of his strippers helped him with it. Cuz her drug dealer. Her drug dealer.

[Caller/Listener]

My experience c. It's the. For a small pool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like I had to hang up on Dory and he used the S word. We can't say that on the radio.

[Bobbo]

You think he uses this as blind as a bit when he's at the strip club and he's like, let me feel around a little. Little bit.

[JD Ryan]

Absolutely.

[Bobbo]

Like, no, no hands. It's like, but I'm blind.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't see.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, it's not like I can see him.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the time?

[Bobbo]

We've got 800, seven minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-7234. 800, 800 radio. You know what we should do right now is do the truth. Just do the truth. You guys know what to do. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 800, 800 radio. Call in with the truth. We stole this bit from a local Dallas Fort Worth radio station called the ticket. And they did it and they called it the two minute drill as a sports talker. And people call in and just yell crazy stuff of what's on their mind. And you don't. When you call in, we take it screenless. Don't say hi, don't say love the show. Don't say hate the show. Just tell us your quick hit truth and we can rip through a bunch of phone calls. It's pretty fun. Do you have a quick story while we're loading the phones. The number again is 800-800-7234.

[JD Ryan]

I have a quick. Actually, this is from our buddy, Joe Exotic. He is getting his case looked at by the Supreme Court. I just got this this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is such a joke.

[JD Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

The truth is, is we're getting played. He's a homosexual and he is pleasuring us.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, stop.

[Bobbo]

The truth?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, the truth. Why he didn't get out of jail.

[JD Ryan]

Dude, you don't think so even. I mean, he's got it in front of the Supreme Court.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's pretty far.

[JD Ryan]

A position. Now, before the United States Supreme Court says that they're going to review the federal conviction of the Joe Exotic, citing multiple simple sworn witness recantations, undisclosed government inducements, and serious due process violations. So it is going in front of the Supreme Court. Do you want to talk to him next week?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope. Okay. Joe, good morning. You're on the air. What's the truth?

[Caller/Listener]

The truth is local music is awesome. Entirely invented.

[John Clay Wolf]

Florida. Go ahead. You don't need to screen him. Pre K Captain Jack. Go ahead.

[Caller/Listener]

The truth is that it's Gasparilla Day and we're celebrating one of the greatest days in the world because of the fact you can drink in the streets of downtown Tampa.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bethesda, Maryland. What's the truth?

[Caller/Listener]

Tell the blind man to go to the Braille strip clubs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maurice in Florida. What's the truth?

[Caller/Listener]

The truth is for the blind guy, they've made medical. They've had medical breakthroughs where they go in and they can genetically alter your queen in Nashville.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the truth?

[Caller/Listener]

The truth is my mother should have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Had an abortion instead of having me.

[Caller/Listener]

I hate Anthony Hawkins from Alabama.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hope nothing but the worst possible reality for him.

[Caller/Listener]

Also, our. Our whole society is full of pedophiles and stalkers.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

David. David. Nothing like a chipper message. David. What's the truth? In.

[Bobbo]

Where are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Baton Rouge. Craig in Needling, Texas. What's the truth?

[Caller/Listener]

The women on Epstein island enjoyed their job.

[Pre K]

Ouch.

[John Clay Wolf]

956 area code. What's the truth? Evan in Dallas. What's the truth?

[Caller/Listener]

Glad to see y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All.

[Caller/Listener]

Pike. Something from the ticket. I don't like Corby and Gordon, so good job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 409 area code. What's the truth? I don't know. I don't know your name. I'm just taking this blind. No, no pun on Dorian. Just to give the last one, here's another one. 409 area code. What's the truth?

[Caller/Listener]

Truth is I should. I should have screwed her mom and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not her Martin in San Marcos. What's the truth?

[Caller/Listener]

The truth is the best thing to come out of Oklahoma is 35.

[John Clay Wolf]

San Antonio. What's the truth? 210 area code. Nope. Oklahoma. 405. He's gone. 501 area code. Little Rock. What's the truth? I think our phone system screwed up again.

[Bobbo]

They may not know that. Just get their fort last four.

[John Clay Wolf]

602 Mississippi. You're on the air. Go.

[Caller/Listener]

John Clay Wolf. Came up my driveway looking for a deer camp the other day.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was not in Mississippi recently. I was. That's not true. That's not the truth. 325 area code. Go.

[Bobbo]

Travis.

[Caller/Listener]

Kelsey needs to retire.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, what about Taylor? She needs to retire, too. All right. Kansas City. John. Go. Yeah, that. That. That channel's dead. That line right there. Fred in Oklahoma got.

[Caller/Listener]

The truth is that girl was talking about all the pedophiles in the world. They all started with Barack Obama and his wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oklahoma. Go. 405 area code. Okay, I'm gonna put this one on internal hold because this one's broken. This channel. That line is not working. Stephen Poolville. Go.

[Caller/Listener]

The truth is, when preaching 18 makes the coin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Couldn't hear what they were saying. I wish we could hear that. Jeff in California. Go.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, Israel did 9, 11 and Covid was released on plan. And check out Tucker Carlson's new video on YouTube.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. A little conspiracy theory rich in Pennsylvania. Go. A little. Hey, buddy.

[Caller/Listener]

It is so cold in Pittsburgh that everybody's drinking iced coffee.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. San Antonio. Go. That's that bad channel. I need to quit hitting it. Little Rock. Go. Are we out of time?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, we're up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Up here. Tally in. In Oklahoma. Go. Homer in Texas. Go.

[Caller/Listener]

Katie. Seafood house is the best seafood house.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. And we are out of time. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars Radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin dot com. Don't forget, Valentine's Day's coming up. Go to JCW show. Click. Gordon Boswell Flowers. They're the best flower people. Something else. Oh, we buy RVs and buses and all that. Give in.com and Gas Monkey. We're going to be doing the show live from gas Monkey Ice house in Dallas next Saturday.

[Pre K]

Fun, but a man.

[Show Announcer]

From the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800 radio. Hey, want more of the John Clay Wolf show? Check out the fastest Growing [e-mail] or.

[John Clay Wolf]

John claywolf.com so at the Good morning everybody. At the auction in Scottsdale at Barrett Jackson last week there was old hoofty Cadillac that brought a hundred thousand dollars and I don't know why and it will never happen again. And it was very weird. My dad drove that car in like 91. Same. Not that one but the same thing. It's like a look like a Joey Soprano kind of car.

[Bobbo]

I was hoping you wouldn't say how much because of the buildup of this clip here but. But yeah, I, I saw this and I'm like what in the hell? A 94 fleet fleetwood four door broham.

[John Clay Wolf]

With the fender skirt.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, listen to this clip here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well now talk about a timepiece.

[Pre K]

Here's a 94 Cadillac Fleetwood Bro.

[John Clay Wolf]

In with less than 8,000 actual miles. Actually got bit of a crap. Dark, you know, plum color on this one movie right. Maroon interior but very low mileage from a very special year, 1994. These B bodies built in Texas. Oh, what's happening here? The bid is jumping in five thousand dollar increments. Two phone bidders are involved. And we just blasted right through. 50, 55. $60,000. I don't think we're done now. I will say this is a really nice 1994 Cadillac Fleetwood Brawl. This sounds like a chappell. It's a 1994 Cadillac Fleetwood, braw.

[Bobbo]

So when this is going on, were you there? Oh, okay. I was to say cuz the money just going. And everybody's standing around and everybody in.

[John Clay Wolf]

The seats is going what's going on? Oh, more people are getting in on the. There's nobody bidding in the crowd or the stock box. This is a case study of stupidity, ladies and gentlemen. $80,000. 85. This has got to be a world record. I imagine it is for a last generation Cadillac Fleetwood. Holy smokes. Sold for $93,000. So I've got a story that goes along with this. That auctioneer. Okay, I'm selling our classic and collector sale Wednesday in Dallas and I've got these mopars coming up. I got some really good cars like, like the best cars we've had in a long time. And the bidders are chopping me down into 250s, 250 increments. Now Barrett, they go 10 and then fives and then twos. I mean they only take big licks. Like if, if it's 25,000, they're asking for 27.

[JD Ryan]

Got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're like I'll give 25. 5. They won't take it. They want 27. And they get the 27. Like now what are you going to do? Like, I'll give 27. 5. And they're like, ah, they big licks.

[JD Ryan]

Big chunks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And I'm sitting there selling these cars in 250 increments. And they're super desirable. And the people that are bidding on them are people that sell it, Barrett. And make them. And I know, okay, and like this one, we're like 20,000 back of what it's worth wholesale.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're going in 250s.

[JD Ryan]

That's going to take.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, but, but, but they're. They're. They're trying to smoke the other one out. So they're going slow. Like, okay, I'm fixing to sell it. And then the other one will bid in at 250. And I'm like, we got 20,000 more to go here.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's just trying to psych his competitor out. And I know what they're doing. And I stopped the auction and start my autistic rant and screaming at everybody. And then I said, I just left Barry Jackson. I've been there for a effing week and all this, and nobody look at what y' all are doing, you know. And I said, screw this. We're only. Then I looked down and I said, you know what? There he is. There's a Barrett Jackson auctioneer right there. Blake Sherman. He was the one that you just played. The kid you just played selling that car in Scottsdale was literally standing in front of the block in Manheim, Dallas, when I went into this autistic rant. Blake, get your ass up here. And he's looking at me like, what? Because he's not one of our normal auctioneers. He's like, get your ass up here. Listen, y' all gonna do this to me, I'm gonna do it to you. I said, don't take a lick less than 25 and watch them because they gotta have this son of a. Because it's the best one. And sure enough, he said, he held it in 2500s. It started going and then we got it to. And I said, now you can chop it down to thousand likes. I said, but we're not taking a lick less than a thousand dollars. Screw everybody. And we did that for 30 minutes and it worked. But I only could pull that stunt off is because I had such great cars. Sure, if you're having half ass cars, you can't do it. They just won't so what happened with a Cadillac?

[JD Ryan]

Just two crazy people just got in a fight. I mean, had any idea.

[Bobbo]

And four door, 8,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it's great. Miles for 94.

[John Clay Wolf]

But. But it ain't. Do you remember the story I've told y' all about my father rolling a car on its side and called me to come drive it home or help him? And he said, what did you learn here tonight, son? In the middle of a country road, there's a car balancing on its side. He hit a culvert. And I said. Because he's like, you've been drinking. I'm like, no, sir. And then I get there, and he's like, when the cops come, say you were driving. So, hang on. I lied. I was. I have been drinking. I was in high school.

[Bobbo]

School.

[John Clay Wolf]

He said, what did you learn here tonight, son? I said, don't drink and drive. He said, no, no matter how. How ugly she is, just go ahead and stay the night.

[JD Ryan]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that car that was balancing on its side, was that exact car. Not close exact.

[Bobbo]

Would that make you want to bid a hundred grand for it?

[John Clay Wolf]

If I was a billionaire and I wanted to buy back my father's memory, maybe. I guess not me. No. But may. I mean, maybe it had to be something emotional like that. It just had be to. To. When you take these cars to Bear Jackson and you see these things, that is not a market indicator. That is a no. You went to the slot machine, you pulled the arm on the slot machine and you got straight sevens and everything went off. That's. It's just crazy. It's just luck. It's weird that. Speaking of, I need to hire some more classic and collector buyers at our office in Dallas, Fort Worth. Go to GMTV garage and send me your resume or just go to givemetheven.com and click Career Years. I. And I need guys that know that that car, the money on it, is 15 grand, maybe 20.

[JD Ryan]

Sure, guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because if you're a guy that would come in and say, well, I'm bidded at 80 because I saw one sell at Barrett for 90. No, I don't want you. You don't know what you're doing.

[JD Ryan]

No, you don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the customer saw it, sell it for 90, then send it to Barrett and watch itself for 22, and then they can pay them $5,000 worth of fees.

[JD Ryan]

Fees.

[John Clay Wolf]

And get a check for 13 after shipping and hotel and everything. And realize that the 15 we offered him was pretty damn good. Good. I'm sorry.

[Bobbo]

No, that's exactly right.

[JD Ryan]

We get it every week.

[Bobbo]

Well, and I got a theory. And this stuff that was selling crazy. A bear like that car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Because no one, like you said, it brings probably 20 grand. That's the normal money for that catalog. For that catalog. Maybe not a hundred thousand. Unless you think money laundering.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's walk through it. Let's. Let's discuss money laundering. Okay, so you are a drug dealer and you need to wash money. So you go to Barrett Jackson with all these TVs, national television goofballs like us talking about it, and you pay too much for a car. So you take the hundred thousand cash and give it to Barrett Jackson. They're gonna have to record it. If they take a hundred thousand cash in.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that just washes. That blows the whole money laundering theory. If you want to launder money, here's what you do in the car business. You take that cash and because my kid the other day brought this debt. Are you a money launderer? I'm like, listen, dumbass. Yeah. You know, you got that. You fly around and airplane and you bought that little town and you got those restaurants. I've been watching Ozark. I'm like, yeah, if I was gonna launder money, it would be a better clip than $8 a hamburger. But here's how you do it. You go around to individuals just like, give me the vin. If we were showing up at people's homes with bags of cash, that is the perfect money laundering situation. Then you buy the car from the individual for cash, and they've got a cash problem. Sure. Or they love it because they put it in a safe and they don't report anything. And then you take it and you sell it at an auction. And then it goes back through and gets into the banking system and it's washed.

[JD Ryan]

Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's how you launder money in the car business. It is not this. This is back ass words. This is like what, what do you call it? I'm. I'm screwing this goat. You're just holding its head or something. That's when you have it flipped around backwards.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just not money laundering.

[Bobbo]

Okay, so then is it rich people that have to spend a certain amount of money for tax purposes and they're just blowing it on stuff like this?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's rich people trying to buy back a memory.

[Bobbo]

So just simply.

[JD Ryan]

And you got two of them in this case, and they were going to go back and forth. Important. One of them got this thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. And they just do stupid things that that Lincoln that had rust on it, that brought a million dollars. Yeah, it was the same thing. Me. That car sold on bring a trailer for $90,000, like four months, six months ago, he put a coyote engine in it and put new interior in it, and it sold for a million dollars. That will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever happen again. And actually, when they pulled the carpets back, you could see rust. It was just dumb. So it happened twice. It happened on a Lincoln and it happened on that Cadillac I saw. So does that mean that suicide door Lincoln's are worth a million dollars? Well, hell no. And there were plenty that sold for 200 to 400,000. And I came up with a theory. And actually on our Instagram and our YouTube, you'll see chip Foose and I talking about it. His SEMA car this year was a Lincoln. It was Colton. But I'm like, I think that you have so much power in the system that the fact that you brought this car back to life. Life. It increased the value of all these Lincolns. He said, I know it did. He said, I've been watching this happen with my stuff for years.

[JD Ryan]

Totally makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not money laundering either. That's not insider trading. That is spotting trends and recognizing talent. And that's all that.

[JD Ryan]

Which is what you guys do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, literally, that's all it is. I'm sorry to debunk your thing.

[Bobbo]

No, no, that's. I was. It's a theory. That's why I was just bringing it out. Because I've heard a lot of people saying the same thing too.

[JD Ryan]

And I'm like, that would be money.

[Pre K]

Just.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, just like, what? But John Fright, why would you bring attention and put yourself on TV and YouTube and everywhere else?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? There are people in our business that do business in cash. And I think that they're money launderers.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I've had customers go, I'll buy you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to say their name.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, there's a place that does that.

[JD Ryan]

No, I've had customers call me and say, yeah, I'll do this for cash. I'll meet you in my yard. I said, sir, you think I'm gonna pull up with a. With a yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And get my ass shot off?

[JD Ryan]

And rob, this is not a drug deal. We're buying your vehicle. No, you'll get a check.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[JD Ryan]

I've had. I've literally had people say, it's our cash. I don't want it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I don't. I can't. I can, as the business owner, give you 50,000 cash.

[JD Ryan]

Hell no.

[John Clay Wolf]

And send you to anywhere. Anywhere. And you show up and then you get shot and killed.

[JD Ryan]

I wouldn't go to the police station with 50 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get shot and killed and it's. Whose fault is it? It's mine. I ain't doing it. Car segments up next, the lightning round calling now. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio is the calling number. Give me year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. When we come back from this quick music break, I'm gonna bid cars on the radio right now. We're not laundering money. We're just buying cars. And we will pay you with a check or a wire from givemetheven.com.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethe. Vin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Robin Rockwell. You've got a 23 Kia Sportage with 22,000. Those things are pretty well out there right now in the new car world. World. There's a lot of them. So the market on. There's a lot of them in new cars. What I'm trying to say. And they're discounting them and they're not overselling. So I don't think if you have. What'd you say? You want for it? You wanna. You want.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm just seeing 22, but it has a. It has a ding in the passenger door. And it had a full transmission swap at 24, 000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, how many miles are on it now?

[Caller/Listener]

40, 45.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's an SX with 40. Let me look at something real quick. One. Yeah, I'd give. I'd give. I'd give 20. What? Not. Not with the wreck. How much did it cost to fix the ding?

[Caller/Listener]

I would guess right around a thousand. I mean, it could be a. Could be a.

[John Clay Wolf]

A door pop, but I'll give 18 grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. I just needed something to know before we head out, but I'll load up some pictures and send it to you. I've sold you cars in the past.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'll give 18 grand with damage and I'd give 20. I might give. I need to see the photos. 18 and 19 with the damage. I would give you 21 grand delivered if it was ready.

[Caller/Listener]

Does that transmission swap ding me at all?

[JD Ryan]

I don't even know.

[John Clay Wolf]

It does nothing good or bad. And whenever I sell them and announce, hey, it just had a transmission Swap. We got a brand new transmission put in in it On a car like that, that's that new with 40,000 miles, everybody's like, why did it need a transmission strap? And what else is wrong? It hurts. It actually. Don't even tell anybody.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, okay. Yeah. I didn't know if it shows up.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the car, but it doesn't help it. It hurts it. It's really weird. Now if it was a 78, you know, square body Chevy and you just did a new motor, that's fine. But when you have a newer car and you announce a big. Just had heart surgery, hey, man, I got this gal I want you to go out with. She's really good looking. She just, you know, she just had a heart transplant, so she' scar on her. But you won't, you know, you'd be like, huh, I'd rather have one without a heart transplant. All right, that's a really bad analogy. I apologize. 63 Studebaker convertible, Lark Daytona. Oh, gosh. I know nothing. I don't even know how to spell Studebaker. Yeah. I just don't know what a Lark Daytona is. I know how to spell Studebaker, but, you know, do this. Go. Go to. Go to give. Go to. Give me the vin. Go to GMTV garage and load that thing up and let's see some pictures and I'll figure out what it is. I'll give you an offer.

[Caller/Listener]

Sounds fair. I appreciate your time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars on the Radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the Vindicott. Yeah, give me the vin.com. and don't forget a. We're hiring classic and collector buyers at our DFW office. Go to, give me the VIN for that. That and there was something else. Oh, Gordon Boswell flowers. I'm pushing this hard because Valentine's Day is right around the corner. It'll be here before you know it. If you go to JCW show, there's a link to Gordon Boswell Flowers and this. They've been sponsoring the show for like eight or 10 years. And everybody that orders from movies, I still get emails once a week. At least it says thank you for pushing me to them because I was so happy with the product that they delivered to my mother or my wife or whoever across the country. It's not the junkie flowers when they get them on the other end. It's the good stuff. And it costs more money. But if you want to send the good stuff, go to Gordon Boswell flowers for Valentine's thank you. This is it. I show them what true artistry looks like.

[Show Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Little things happen as you get older that you don't expect. I always thought getting older was like, oh, you get wrinkles and your back hurts, right? That's what getting older was. There's all these other little weird things. Like one thing that happened recently is I started seeing a piece of dust in the upper left side of my eye. Just this tiny piece of dust. So I went to my doctor. I was like, I'm seeing dust in my upper left side of my eye. And he's like, oh, yeah, that's called a floater. I was like, well, what do I do about it? He's like, just don't look to the upper left anymore. I was like, ever? He's like, no. What's up there? You don't need to look up there anymore. As you get older, you just want to look so straight ahead. Stop looking around so much. There's nothing over there. Just focus straight ahead.

[Show Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

A floater is different in my book.

[Bobbo]

It's a floater in your book, John.

[JD Ryan]

You got to ask her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Inquiring minds Want to know. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. Next Saturday, the the show will be live at Gas Monkey Ice House over near the Colony by Nebraska Furniture Mart. And there's a car show going on and I don't know it's planned. I don't know the name of it, but I'll figure that out. But we will be there in person. And remember to Dallas, Fort Worth, Austin locals, Waco cars, quesadillas and coffee is the last Sunday of every month in Walnut Springs. You meet at the GMTV garage and Walnut Springs at 9am and we'll go through the cars and walk across street and have breakfast at the cantina and then go. There's two loops. There's. It's two hours total if you want to do both loops. But awesome Hill country driving. And we'll be doing that. When I say loops, like you loop one way and come back to Walnut, then you do the next leg. And we did it about three weeks ago or a month ago, and it was a big old good time for me. And we had about 30 people show up out of nowhere. And I was like, we should do this once a month. So we're going to do it the last Sunday of every month. Month. Cars, coffee and quesadillas. Or cars. Anyway. The reason the quesadillas is because we walk across the street to the cantina. Yeah. Cars and quesadillas have brunch.

[Bobbo]

Good quesadillas too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, the place is great. It's busy. It's real busy. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Super bowl is next week. Bob, who's your pick?

[Pre K]

Man, it's hard this time around. I just. I've never been a huge Seahawks fan, but I. I just. I just can't root Patriots though. You gotta be kind of proud of how quickly the Patriots have cleaned up their act and become like a competing team.

[John Clay Wolf]

True.

[Pre K]

I gotta go. Seahawks, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Are there. What is the line? Is it Seahawks 3?

[Bobbo]

It's four and a half right now. We're gonna wait till next week to make the big bet because the line could move.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

We got some time.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we love to discuss.

[Bobbo]

We could discuss it. Yes, of course. Because we want to sway your bet if the Patriots. Patriots right now, the way they're built. If the Cowboys, as a Cowboys fan could ever do something like that, it'd be great because I mean they're just back. It's back in the super. They were only had two seasons of crap. Right.

[Pre K]

It's kind of shocking to me really. But the talents there, sir, they can run the ball.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

They can pass the ball.

[Bobbo]

They got a real quarterback too.

[Pre K]

That's quarterback's got a little scramble to him. Not a pure pocket guy like Brady, but.

[Bobbo]

And the Seahawks, they're a team too. That is back again. This is actually a rematch from the super bowl that. Remember the goal line stand the Patriots made to win the super bowl, but they're doing it with a quarterback that was kind of just. Everybody thought it was trash. Sam Darnold, it was nothing. And they turned it around with him to make the Super Bowl.

[Pre K]

I'm shocked. I'm impressed.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it's depressing. As a Cowboy fan. I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's so depressing to see.

[Bobbo]

See how that can go. Those teams like with those type of players can make it and the Cowboys can't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm more depressed as an SMU Mustangs fan that we beat Miami. Oh, that and watching Miami go all the way to the championship. Yeah. So as long as you're being depressed, that's my man. He just told me the. The car show next week. You can Say something like, gas Monkey Garage is partnered with Mustang Sally Productions for a car show, a Gas Monkey Ice House. And John Clay will show up. Okay, that's next Saturday morning. We'll be broadcasting live. And also, Corolla called me, Adam, a couple days ago and wants to do a car show with us in la. And we're going to get the day for that.

[Pre K]

Awesome. So now that'll be cool.

[Bobbo]

If it's Corolla, it's going to be like a bunch of Datsuns and stuff like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't. I mean, I don't know. We did this the other day. We did it at the Sagebrush Cantina. What was that last summer? Yes. We had a nice turnout. That was fun. Maybe you guys can come for this one. You won't get bumped. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What have you got the news, J.D.

[Bobbo]

Ryan.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, you find these different things that pop on YouTube. You never know what's really gonna explode. Some lady did diarrhea. You never know. You never know. She just. So she's looking up for little ideas of something to put on. So she makes up a jingle for Dr. Pepper.

[Pre K]

Oh, I love this story.

[JD Ryan]

Isn't this great?

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

So she makes up this little. This little Dr. Pepper jingle, thinking, you know, maybe someday somebody might hear it. There's cut number nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have a theme song for Dr. Pepper.

[Bobbo]

And it goes like this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dr. Pepper Baby is good and nice.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, that's simple, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

So very.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. I mean, how simple is that? It got 42 million views, 5 million likes in less than a month. Dr. Pepper heard it. They jazzed it up and turned it into an actual commercial. Are you ready for that? This cut, number 10, Dr. Peppa baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is good and nice.

[Caller/Listener]

Dr. Peppa baby.

[JD Ryan]

I know, right? People make lot of money for commercial jingles. I mean, that's really hard to believe. Here it says, I have a hard time believing if it's $2 million for this jingle, they paid her 2 million. That's what they say.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Internet, Pepper.

[JD Ryan]

And now everyone online is trying to course catch cash in. Oh, I'll do one.

[Pre K]

I'll make.

[JD Ryan]

I'll make something cool. Here's some, well, knockoffs. Cut number 11.

[Pre K]

It ain't soda if it ain't Coca Cola.

[John Clay Wolf]

My own tendo is for you. Sweet, loud, fruity rush.

[Pre K]

That's not love, that's a crush. That's a crush.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a crush.

[JD Ryan]

Now, didn't Prek come up?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, Prek is doing the same thing too. Here, listen to this one. This is a Mountain Dew one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mountain Dew coat red. Mountain Dew coat red.

[Caller/Listener]

Mountain Dew red coat Red Mountain Dew.

[John Clay Wolf]

Code red.

[Caller/Listener]

Are you up for it?

[JD Ryan]

That's great.

[Bobbo]

Here's another one. This is my favorite by the way. Welch's grape soda.

[John Clay Wolf]

Welch, Welcher go good with fried chicken.

[JD Ryan]

Grape.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love Wel's grape soda.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, Wel is great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wel.

[Bobbo]

Is great.

[Caller/Listener]

Wel is great.

[Bobbo]

Wel, you want it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Wel is great. Wel is great. Wel.

[Caller/Listener]

Welch is great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Welch is great. Hold it up.

[Pre K]

You know, it's outstanding man.

[JD Ryan]

We're on in LA right now. You never know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chat GPT says it is not true. They did not pay her 2 million. There's no confirmed payout of 2 million from either Dr. Pepper or the creator. Typical Internet rumor.

[JD Ryan]

We hate chat cheap.

[Pre K]

Well that's beneficially pissed on ruined that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Story trying to straighten everybody out because these Internet they may news is just getting out of hand. I've gotten to the point where I take a screenshot of whatever I see. Sure. If I'm questioning it and just, just fire the Screenshot into Chat GPT and it'll come right back nine times out of 10 and say false, false, false, false and explain why. And then one time I'll say yes. Boom, boom, boom, boom.

[Bobbo]

You're just crushing dreams there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why would, why would they give her 2 million? Let's think about this. Let's think of the economics of this. Hey, we really like what you did with Dr. Pepper. We really like the jingle, we'd like to use it. And the guys are like, you're not going to get it for less than 3 million. They're like we'll give you 2. No, that didn't happen. That's not gonna happen. That didn't happen. He, he said cool. They said can we give you a little money for it? And he's like yeah. They're like we'll give you a couple hundred grand. Wow, 200 grand. He's the happiest guy in the world. Then the Internet turns it into 2 million.

[JD Ryan]

You're right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're absolutely jerk offs like us report it.

[Pre K]

But even jingle for you, it's early Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, dick, dick.

[Bobbo]

But even 200 grand for somebody just.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just made that up. I made two. They might have said 50, they might have said 10. Whatever, whatever it is, he's happy because it's a hell of a lot more than what he had just singing to his damn phone.

[Bobbo]

Pre K would have done this one for What? Just a sack of weed, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I love Welch's Grape Soda. Hell, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

I don't know about you. I want one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Welch is great, I guess. Is that you singing in the background?

[Pre K]

That's all Pre K. Is that what.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all did here for three days?

[JD Ryan]

Five days, but, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Load it up is what you did.

[Pre K]

No, no.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Prek.

[Bobbo]

How did you come up with that? Look, Welch's Grape was my favorite soda back in the day, man. They don't make it anymore. I'm just trying to get Welch's back on game, you know, so they can put it back in the stores.

[John Clay Wolf]

They really quit my making it.

[Bobbo]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Soda.

[Bobbo]

That purple can, baby. I got to have it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's great. I'm doing it now. Making grape soda. I'm verifying this because why the hell would they stop making it? Do they make anything? Did they go completely out of business?

[Bobbo]

Sun Kiss Grape and, you know, did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Welches stop making drinks? Because if they stopped making drinks, okay. But if they didn't stop making drinks, there's no way in hell they stopped making Welch's Grape Soda. Yes and no. The classic version of Welch's Sparkling Grape was. Was discontinued. Did you like the sparkling?

[Bobbo]

I like the Welch's Grape Soda that came in a can that had, like, 50 grams of sugar in it. I'm gonna crush your. Crush your dream here.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm not. Because he's right. He's right. Look at that. In the mid 210s, Welch's soda line, including the grape soda, was relaunched. Now licensed to other beverage producers, it exists in the same formula under different brands, and you can find it at your home base, Pre K at Dollar Tree. Dollar Tree. Holla back. Holla back. There's one right down the street. I know that you're scared to go out of the house. I'll drive you over the Dollar Tree, get some. Great.

[Bobbo]

Get you some grape drink.

[John Clay Wolf]

You in a grape drink. Fried chicken. We'll be right back because we got more. Oh, yeah.

[Show Announcer]

We're back to the John Clayton, presented by givemetheven.com Hit him up. 800. 800 radio. Want more of the John Clay Wolf Show? Check out the largest radio show and fastest growing [e-mail] and now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Susan in California. Where in California are you?

[Caller/Listener]

I am on my way to work in Woodland Hill.

[John Clay Wolf]

Woodland Hills. Okay, so you have an 04 Mercedes SL 570,000 miles. It says you recently spent 12,000 on repairs. May I ask where you got that done?

[Caller/Listener]

Where I got the money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope. Where you got the repairs completed, where you had the.

[Caller/Listener]

Compare with my mechanics.

[John Clay Wolf]

Local. Okay, so not the Mercedes dealership. No, I'm surprised because that's a big, big bill. And it says you owe anyway.

[Caller/Listener]

Over, like, it's over, like the last two years that I put that. That approximately that amount.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you would have taken that car into a Mercedes dealership on one of those repairs, it would have been 12,000, because they just kill you. Here is the very. Here's the very, very sad truth. And you're not gonna like this. These cars don't bring anything, and I don't. This car is worth 5,000 bucks tops, wholesale. Now, you might be able to retail it for 7, 500. But, like, wholesale auction pricing is five grand on it. And it just. The reason is, is because your experience that you have $12,000 in repair bills hanging out of your purse from the past 24 months. And that's why nobody pays for them. Because when you buy that car, you don't just get to drive it. You have to pay the mechanic to keep it running proper. I bet the hydraulic fluid from the top started leaking on you at one point.

[Caller/Listener]

Yep, I've replaced those. And the hydraulic pump that raises and lowers the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller/Listener]

Done that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they just break, and they just don't have any value. So if you'd like to sell it for 5,000, we'll buy it. But I understand. I feel your pain.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, ma'. Am.

[Caller/Listener]

Someone can relate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks for calling in.

[Caller/Listener]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's sad. I mean, and that's what happens to those rigs. J.D. do you remember when you bought that range rover with150,000 miles for three grand? And I said, be prepared at any moment to throw this in a dumpster.

[JD Ryan]

I didn't think I'd get home.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I was like, you just cannot trust this car. And it made it $30,000.

[JD Ryan]

Another 30, 000. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gave 3, 000 for a Rover. You looked pretty cool driving.

[JD Ryan]

I thought it was cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

And at the end, did you sell it?

[JD Ryan]

I donated it because the drive shaft dropped out of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Literally. Literally donated it.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

To who?

[JD Ryan]

There was one of the, like, cars for kids thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you got a tax write off. What. What amount of check did they give you?

[JD Ryan]

$1800.

[John Clay Wolf]

That amounts to donation amount. So you got a 30% tax deduction on that. That deal worked out pretty good.

[JD Ryan]

Very, very good. By the way, speaking of cars, we have emails throughout the week from people. They go to your website. They send you questions. We have several questions.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is your website? Website?

[JD Ryan]

It's jcwshow.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. You got it.

[JD Ryan]

Jcwshow.com also where you can go see the video stream, by the way, but folks write in like Tyrone did. Tyrone Lamkin said. Hey, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Hey brother, I have a very strange question for you. So hang in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a white guy. Hey brother. Hey, brother. Hey, brother.

[JD Ryan]

I'm a six.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Tyrone. Hey, brother.

[JD Ryan]

67 year old retired individual I drive now. You gotta remember this now. He drives a 2006 Corvette and his wife drives a 2006 GTO with leaking oil.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Okay.

[JD Ryan]

But I don't have the money to repair them. I was wondering, have you ever donated a vehicle? Just because I'm a nice guy. I'm retired and my wife's a school teacher. As you can tell, we love hot rods. But you know, beggars can't be picky. In other words, they want you to give them a hot rod. Bottom line, John, is can you find it in your heart to donate a. To my hard working wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought you said in the beginning when you're reading it to me during the break, you said, I don't want to beg.

[JD Ryan]

It says right here, I don't want to be a beggar. Okay, I don't want to be a beggar, but could you give me a sports car?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but I'll buy your wife's GTO with leaking oil.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, there you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Out of everything you talked about, that's something that has some value. Those GTOs are good. So you can go buy. I'll buy that from you and you can go buy her something else.

[JD Ryan]

Tyrone in Houston. There you go. You got your answer.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wonder if that's a crank call.

[JD Ryan]

That's good. Got a phone number we can call him?

[John Clay Wolf]

Give it to Prek.

[JD Ryan]

Call him forward a new.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, give it. Bob, will you go. Will you go get Tyrone on the phone number right there? I would love to take it for.

[Pre K]

Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ryan.

[JD Ryan]

I don't think BOP was paying attention. Get Herald on the phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

His name is Tyrone. He wants us to give him a car. I'm asking you for a service to walk in the other room, give it to the other guy that works for us and have him call and get him on the phone because he wants.

[Bobbo]

To buy his GTO now.

[JD Ryan]

Right, the wife's gto. Okay, here's a guy in Florida, he didn't want to wait around to Buy anything. He wanted to steal some wine and a hundred dollar cowboy steaks. How do you do that when you're in the store? Well, of course you stick them down you pan pants. It's amazing how much he got in his pants. Here's the owner and operator of Miami's Kosher Kingdom, Phil Eenhorn, actually talking about all the stuff this guy stole. Cut number seven.

[Pre K]

Big pants. I think they're like made for stealing. You know, he has them blocked. You know, they're blocked at the bottom so it doesn't go through. He came over here, looked around to see if anybody was looking, and he shoved it in his pants. We were shocked.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why when he came back to.

[Pre K]

One steak, I thought, okay, I got it back, what he stole. And then when we found out there was this thing in his pants, it was unbelievable. It's just like shocking. He ran off after we got the stuff back. By the time the cops got there, he was gone. But they have a good description, they.

[Bobbo]

Have the video, and I'm sure he's on foot somewhere.

[JD Ryan]

So it basically pulled the stake out of his pants, gave it back to him and goes, there you go. Then he took off with all the rest of the stuff in his hands.

[Pre K]

Meat laundering.

[JD Ryan]

Meat laundering. You've heard of shooting your mouth off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, hide the weenie.

[JD Ryan]

Here's a shoplifting incident in Florida. This could have gone really, really bad. Bad. Listen to what this guy put in his mouth. Deputies found a suspect who'd been shoplifting at the Publix supermarket hiding in the Panera Bread bathroom. Cut number eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop it. He's smoking something.

[Bobbo]

The deputies thought Okoye was smoking drugs. They were wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

To their surprise, they realized that what.

[Pre K]

The suspect was actually doing was trying.

[John Clay Wolf]

To set off a 12 gauge shotgun slot slug.

[Bobbo]

The sheriff says Okoye had that slug in a makeshift device in his mouth and was using a lighter, hoping to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Make it go off.

[Pre K]

It rarely happens, but bullets actually can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fire if they're exposed enough heat and fire. We see that in car fires with rounds going off.

[Bobbo]

Fortunately, deputies got to Okoye before anything happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

They took him into custody and took away the two shotgun slugs he had.

[Pre K]

This could ended catastrophically. A shotgun round.

[John Clay Wolf]

A slug round ground in your mouth could penetrate.

[Pre K]

The suspect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he knew that he was trying to kill himself.

[Bobbo]

Is now facing a number of charges, including resisting arrest. The sheriff says they're also going to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Try to get him some help for his mental health.

[Pre K]

Yeah, I, you know, I watched this. I couldn't Understand what the guy was doing, but apparently this is something you can do.

[JD Ryan]

No, he was trying to shoot other people, not himself.

[Pre K]

Yeah, he was trying to make the projectile come out of there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that worked.

[Pre K]

Oh, man. Does that actually work?

[JD Ryan]

No, no, no one. No one. Try this, please.

[Pre K]

I would never do that.

[JD Ryan]

I don't do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okoye, Is that Middle Eastern?

[Bobbo]

That's Nigerian. He's a famous running back from the Kansas City Chiefs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's right. Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Remember him?

[John Clay Wolf]

He was a beast.

[Bobbo]

A Nigerian nightmare.

[Pre K]

Okoye.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

What about him?

[John Clay Wolf]

I was trying to figure out who Okoye was. It was trying to shoot people without a gun. Black, white, Latino or other.

[Pre K]

That's nothing. You know, a lot of people make. Make firearms in the city. Like those zip guns, you know. That's been a deal for a long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tyrone, line four. You sent us a letter wanting us to get. Wanting us to give you a car.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir, I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Congratulations. I'm giving you a car.

[Bobbo]

No.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. Well, I've got, like, a hoopdy out here. I will buy your wife's GTO that's leaking oil, though. How many miles, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, oh, probably about 140.

[Bobbo]

Oh, wow.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it's a daily. It's a daily. You know what I'm saying? It's 20 years old, but, I mean, it's not for sale.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

You know what I'm saying?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I just. I mean, when. When you took the time to write me and asked me to give you, like, a new Corvette, I just wondered.

[Caller/Listener]

Not new.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have one. Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

I have a Corvette that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I don't have it in the budget right now to give you a new car for free or any car for free. But I. I'm glad that you're a listener and that you feel that. That. That I'm such a nice guy that I would just give you a car. I was.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, it was a shot in the dark. You know what I'm saying? Just a shot in the dark.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you. That's all. Well, good. Were you down in Houston?

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes. Huh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keep on keeping the bug. Thank you. Hey, jump on YouTube on jcwshow.com and join the wolf pack. Tell them, hey, this is Tyrone. I'm the one that's getting a free car from John. Maybe. All right. We'll be right back.

[Show Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Caller/Listener]

Heard every.

[Show Announcer]

Every Saturday morning across America. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gas monkey, ice house. Next Saturday, Dallas, Texas. We will be there. There's a car show there. Come. I'm sick of Epstein files talk. They released another 3 million documents. Is that right?

[JD Ryan]

3 million and like 80,000 videos.

[John Clay Wolf]

And who's going to watch all that?

[JD Ryan]

People that are in there. Elon Musk, Bill Clinton, the Obama White House. Oh, they said Bill Gates got an std.

[Pre K]

Oh, this is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did see that. I like that one.

[JD Ryan]

An STD from the Russian girls. And he tried to get some antibiotics to slip into his wife's food or something or other. Who knows all of this? All of this alleged. Yes.

[Bobbo]

So who actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a spy. I figured this out. I've watched some conspiracy theories states. Yeah, no, no, no. He's a Martian. Epstein was a spy. That's why he got away with all that.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, that makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

So 3 million documents coming out.

[Caller/Listener]

Here we go.

[JD Ryan]

So he was a Russian.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. He was CIA.

[JD Ryan]

He was CIA.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why he's protected.

[JD Ryan]

That makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then that's why they whacked him in the jailhouse and why they turned the cameras off.

[JD Ryan]

Well, this is interesting theory that actually makes him sense. Sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

It does.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

So do you think there's actually. Watch this.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a podcast and it's long dude. I mean this YouTube channel called Diary of a CEO and it is the best information on interviewing really big names. And they get pretty loose with the guy and they do like two hour podcasts with him. But who said the, the. The guy that said he's absolutely spy has ridiculous credentials. And then the a. If you're into AI and wondering where it's going, all the big leaders, all the big godfathers of AI are on this show and they're telling you what's happening and what's going to happen. It's. It's.

[JD Ryan]

What's it called again?

[John Clay Wolf]

Diary of a CEO.

[JD Ryan]

Diary of a ce.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's this black guy from Britain.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That does the. The voice is annoying, but he works his ass off and he puts out these. These videos with these. He gets the best interviews of anybody. Anybody as far as politics, business. And he's really good interviewer.

[Pre K]

Let me. And forgive me, but I'm dying to see what your AI says about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like about.

[Pre K]

Is this a universal thing? Because I got that you sent me a deal about the guy you're talking about like a couple of weeks ago. Which guy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

So that theory, put it into chat GPT and see if it's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, but see, chat GPTs, it's it's very quirky about. Okay.

[Pre K]

I never thought about it as a fact checker, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

A CIA operative. Let's see. It takes a minute. Grape soda labels. No, that's different.

[Bobbo]

That was early in the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you missed it, Jeffrey Epstein was convicted of sex crimes, not espionage. Epstein had unusual access to powerful people. He ran setups that look like blackmail to outsiders. Bottom line, cio. I. No. No evidence. Yeah. Anything beyond that theory, in fact. But the fella on the. On the. On the podcast I'm talking about.

[Pre K]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He did time for whistleblowing on the CIA, and he was a CIA guy. I don't want to get all geeked out, but. And I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but this one made a lot of sense to me.

[Pre K]

There's a lot to think about there.

[Bobbo]

Well, and you're talking about the A.I. i mean, is it stuff like this?

[John Clay Wolf]

This clip here? That.

[Bobbo]

That's out there. This Kim Jong Un clip. Have you heard this one?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Make sure all the school teaching the children how to be a homosexual and make sure they all teach about the transgender.

[Bobbo]

You didn't see that? One of them talking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that AI or is that really Kim? Yeah. One more time. What did he say?

[JD Ryan]

It's supposedly Kim Jong Un, but it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

A joke, I would hope. Make sure all the school teaching the children how to be a homosexual and make sure they all teach about the transgender. All teachers are transgender.

[Pre K]

That's a great character voice, man.

[JD Ryan]

So good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Could you do it?

[Pre K]

No, sir.

[JD Ryan]

I bet she will next week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mail from jail, everybody. Johnny Cash is in the house. He wants to talk to us. And then coming up next, next after that is a music break, and then the lightning round. You can go ahead and Start calling in. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If you want to sell your car on the radio to give my all. The bids are backed up by givemetheven.com. hey, Johnny.

[Pre K]

You know, John, we've got a. We've got an interesting letter this week. Our mail from jail entry reads, john Clay Wolf and friends have a new year. John. Hope it's not too late. My name is set. Jeff Ronning, also known as Horse.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, horse.

[Pre K]

I'm doing 15 years for being a felon in possession of a firearm. I'm sitting down here not too far from you in the United States Penitentiary at Beaumont. I'm currently in the shu, awaiting transfer.

[JD Ryan]

Shu.

[Pre K]

Everybody hates the shoe.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, the shoe.

[Pre K]

I do love your show, though, man. I never knew Jack about Cars. Then I started listening to your program and I still don't know jack. Say, you wouldn't have no lady friends looking for some stimulating conversation, would you? You wouldn't believe some of the gay stuff that goes on in here. Seeing as I don't swing that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Swang.

[Pre K]

I've been looking for a new lady in my life. After the last one got pregnant on me three times.

[John Clay Wolf]

Geez.

[Pre K]

And ran off with my cousin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cousin.

[Pre K]

And all of my money by that damned old Cash app. Damn, that damned old Cash app. What is the Cash app? Anyway? Keep up the good work, man. I hope you read my letter on the air. Go Vikings.

[Bobbo]

No, they didn't make the playoffs.

[Pre K]

With respect, Seth Horse Rawling. The Horse US Beaumont, Texas friends. Have you got mail from jail centered on down the line to us here at P.O. box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas, 76147.

[Bobbo]

Why they call him the Horse?

[JD Ryan]

You don't want to know.

[John Clay Wolf]

He eats large pills.

[JD Ryan]

There you go.

[Pre K]

That'd be my guess. I mean, why else would anybody call.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody or because he speaks raspy, lost his voice. 800-800-7234. Is the call in number. The lightning round is coming up in a minute. I have a little more time than I thought. Sean, this Skyline GT Right hand drive, where did you get. Did you. Because we imported a bunch of these from Japan and you're in Arkansas and the guy that works with us that did it is in Arkansas. Did you buy it from a local Arkansas dude dealer?

[Caller/Listener]

I did not. I bought it from a registered importer through customs when they started seizing cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did they seize cars? I didn't know that story. Do you know. Do you know? He took a hit. Do you know why they seized cars? I didn't. I'd never heard that story.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, there was several importers that were importing them illegally, saying they were one thing and not doing the upgrades to them and selling them as they were doing the upgrades and putting us VIN stamps on them.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you pay for it?

[Caller/Listener]

What did I pay for it? Man, probably close to 50 when I bought it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. How long ago?

[Caller/Listener]

2002, 2003 area.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles are on it?

[Caller/Listener]

12,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

What will you take for it?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I don't even know what the car is worth anymore. I've probably got.

[John Clay Wolf]

They've come down a little bit because.

[Caller/Listener]

There'S 100 in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of people started bringing them in, so they came down a little bit. Would you take your money back for it? The first.

[Caller/Listener]

No, absolutely not. I've probably got another 50 in the motor, in the transmission. Just building it. I mean it's. It's got a built RB26 to spec. It'll pull th.000 horsepower.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Would you take 60 for it?

[Caller/Listener]

And that's what they're going for stock.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just. But that, that. That hot rod stuff. I don't have to tell you. You already know you don't get all your money back on that. If you think you just.

[Caller/Listener]

You don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

And.

[Caller/Listener]

And I don't expect to get a hundred thousand dollars for it either. But I mean it's. It's up there quite a ways. I mean it's clean. It's just got a fresh wrap on it. Fresh build on the motor. It's been sitting for a while because it didn't become actually legal to drive on the streets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you take 65 for it? I'm not offering. I'm just checking. Here's what I'm really trying to do. I'm trying to figure out if the car is even viable because if it is and I'll send it to my pro up in Arkansas and he'll call it you. But if you won't take 65 for it I'm probably not going to send it to him.

[Caller/Listener]

I mean you have to see the specs on the car man. Based on the engine just by itself. I mean I've got the engine and transmission just set online for just 30 by itself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you take 70 for it?

[Caller/Listener]

I would entertain. I would entertain that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I'll send it to Ab and he knows these better than I. And you will be maybe be getting a call from a little Rock unknown number. And it'll be. His name's. His name's Abdullah actually is his real name. Ab is what we call him. And he knows these. He did all that important. He and his cousins. I think they brought 20 of them over. He knows these cars inside now. And I'll have him give you a call. Okay. That'll work. Thank you. 800-800-7234. That's the weirdest car of the day. Yeah, 800. 800. That other 800. 800 radio call in. Year make, model miles average rough or clean. As you can tell. We buy Ford diesel trucks, Jeep Wranglers, Corvettes, right hand drive Skylines that are turbocharged with some funky motor in them. What was the other one? A Not a Hudson Hornet but some packer Studebaker just all over the board. Muscle cars is what I Like I like to buy the cars that are desirable and that is muscle cars and good Chevy and Ford built trucks like old ones. If we're talking about classic collectors, four wheel drives, the two wheel drives, the LS swaps, all that stuff, I'm into that. That, that's kind of my deal. And if you've got one of Those, go to gmtvgarage.com and we'll get your number on that. Be right back. I'm worth more. You bet I'm worth more. I'm worth a little more. We completely [e-mail] you are worth more and your car's wor more. And we want to pay more for good cars that give me the vin because they are worth more and so are you. And remember, if we don't beat a deal from Carvana or Carmax, we'll pay you a hundred bucks for top price. Trust and ease of transaction. Give me the vin dot com. America's best car buyer.

[Pre K]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear. Yeah.

[Show Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Mike in Florida you've got a 16 dump truck. Three quarter tonight. Average. Rougher. Clean.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes sir, that's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

What motor.

[Caller/Listener]

Six zero gas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You want 25 grand? I think I would want to gamble from 10.

[Caller/Listener]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean it's just not very liquid stuff. Take it to Richie brothers, sell it absolute. It brings 12 grand. You pay him a 10% sale fee and all the time and trouble, trouble. Or you get lucky and it brings 18 and you make something. I can gamble or you can gamble. Either one of us can. But if I'm going to gamble, I'm going to gamble.

[Caller/Listener]

I haven't tried, I haven't tried to sell it locally or anything yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can take it to Richie brothers and put it in. But it's a one way street, right. And you know, you'll either sell it short or sell it high or sell it right. You just don't ever know.

[Caller/Listener]

It's just like you really think that's all this sucker's worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, gas. Really?

[Caller/Listener]

It's real nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean, yeah. I mean. No, I think it brings 15. Hang on. I think it brings 15 grand. And if I'm gonna do it and I'm gonna buy it from you in Florida and I'm gonna have to hire a driver to take it over to Richie Brothers. I've done this before and I have been excited. I've been excited with my results and I've been extremely disappointed in my results. So it's like I'm buying a lottery ticket.

[Caller/Listener]

Somebody that would want this would be a landscaper, you know, because that's what I was built for it, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Caller/Listener]

Cage and all.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. And they go to Richie Brothers and.

[Caller/Listener]

They buy them truck. Are they down here?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. They're huge. They're there. All right. Thank you, Benny. California M4. 75000 miles M SMG double clutch transmission wants 40. That car will not 3.0. A 15 model M4 with 40000 miles. I don't give a damn what clutches in. It ain't doing 40 with 75000 miles. Okay. It just won't. It just won't. It just won't. Everything's too high here. David. O3F150 with 270,000 miles, four wheel drive, extended cab. You live on South Padre island, is that correct?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes sir, I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I would just throw a sign on it, you know, for sale. It's a beach wagon and it's got to have rust. It just has to. And it's just mild out and it's just. Just junk is what it is. And. And I just don't want to travel 8 hours to go pick up a piece of junk and bring it up here to find out that I bought a piece of of junk. So sell it down there to the people that know. I hear you rusted out, man. It's just a dude. I put beach cars. I mean 300, 000 mile 25 year old beach cars. You want to get your ass kicked, Go get you some of that. It ain't no fun. I've been there.

[Pre K]

Be right back.

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[John Clay Wolf]

The footwear brand Birkenstock this week unveiled a new bridal collection which features six.

[Caller/Listener]

Sandals made with higher quality materials. And for the groom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just kidding. There's no groom.

[JD Ryan]

Yo.

[Show Announcer]

We're back to the John Clay Wolf show. Taking over your radio every Saturday morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crank and lost Las Vegas. Good morning. You're on the air? Yes.

[Bobbo]

Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. Last week I called in about a 78 Volkswagen convertible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yes.

[Caller/Listener]

You offered five grand for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, here's a follow up. I got the thing started, okay. You would have been making Frank jokes in Las Vegas forever if you'd have paid five grand for that thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, what? Nice. I got you. Those are pretty easy.

[Caller/Listener]

Those are pretty spot on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those are pretty. Did you sell it?

[Caller/Listener]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the blind Filipino friend of yours.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I remember this exactly. Well, load it up and to. Give me the vendor. Load it up into. Give me the vin.com and take a couple of videos. We'll go from there. Thank you, Frank. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What is backtracks this week? Who's the Backtracks band?

[Pre K]

David Bowie. Hold on.

[Bobbo]

It's not. It's my fault here.

[Pre K]

What happened to you, man?

[Bobbo]

It didn't load. It still has Motley Crue for some stupid reason.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's listen to that one backwards. We already did that.

[Bobbo]

Tease it up and let me get it up here.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. So you want to read the David Bowie story.

[Pre K]

That's kind of a big. You remember when Bowie died? I mean, everybody was talking about it for a few days. Nine days wonder. Right. Back in 2016, on this day, David Bowie proved that he was going to be an enduring star with a lot of star power. Weeks after his passing, final album of his lifetime, Black Star, topped the charts on both sides of the Atlantic. It was a big deal. Came on, just came out. Just. Was it three days after he died?

[JD Ryan]

It was.

[Pre K]

I mean, he. He planned that that way. We've got a couple of David Bowie songs we're gonna play backwards. If you can correctly identify them, we've got. We've got special music from. I got this at Born Lake Records. It's. It's a vinyl copy, very limited pressing of David Bowie's BBC recordings. Like, you've heard Zeppelin at the BBC and Beatles at the BBC. And this is David Bowie at the BBC.

[Bobbo]

Very quick one, Cut 2.

[Pre K]

I think that's. I think that's a lot. I think that's a lot easier.

[Bobbo]

And this is off of the BBC recordings.

[Pre K]

No, these are classic Bowie hits because the BBC recordings have some really, really obscure wild stuff. I actually listened to the guy that called me at Born Late to come and get. He said, you got to come get this. This is a Bowie prize. You want. Want played me a couple of deals on YouTube of these. These old almost Unheard of songs. They did, but very limited pressing. And it's the years, like.

[Bobbo]

Show everybody in the video.

[Pre K]

Yeah, right here in my hot little hair.

[Bobbo]

Cool.

[Pre K]

If you look at the video that they got of me, inborn late records a few months ago, you saw me look at this and pass it by. This is 68 to 70, 1968 to 1970. So early. Early Bowie, recorded by the BBC. He was already a huge star in England.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did we already put the number out? And call to action for the people to have. We.

[Bobbo]

What's that number?

[JD Ryan]

JD 800. 800 radio. It's 800-800-72-34.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's hear the clip.

[Bobbo]

This is deep two's, I think. Doable. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Number one again. Did y' all put out? I was doing something else. Did y' all put out what? I. Okay, yeah, yeah. So everybody call in. Guess the stuff, win the stuff.

[Bobbo]

Let me do them again. Cut one.

[John Clay Wolf]

So guess that. That's pretty weird. You got to be stoned to get that. You got it? I haven't looked yet.

[Pre K]

I think my numbering may be reversed on these. I don't know, just listening to them backwards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you only had five days here to work on it.

[Pre K]

Well, it's been a couple of weeks since I made these. So, like, I'm thinking back and. Right, right. That's all I do is backtrack every.

[John Clay Wolf]

Day for five days. I still cannot get over the fact that y' all were stuck. How many days were you here?

[Pre K]

I came in Thursday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, but you weren't stuck here until when?

[JD Ryan]

Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Saturday. Sunday. Monday.

[Pre K]

Yeah, Saturday. Saturday looked pretty. So Saturday, even try Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

You wanted to be stuck in the ice?

[Pre K]

No, I didn't want to be stuck.

[John Clay Wolf]

It just.

[Pre K]

It was. That ice was coming down, freezing rain was coming down hard. It got deep fast.

[JD Ryan]

And rain was coming down at 12 o' clock on Saturday.

[Pre K]

You should have 3K and kids. Piccolo, man. We were here watching it come down on the patio out back. It was not like, oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you're here, stuck Saturday. So you stayed Saturday night, which y' all weren't planning on. And then Sunday you couldn't get out, so you stayed Sunday night, which weren't planning on. Then Monday. What happened Monday?

[Pre K]

One of our mechanics came in and said, well, it's worse now than it was yesterday because it had all. You know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I didn't get in until Tuesday night and the airport still had ice piled up.

[Pre K]

Oh, well, you got in Tuesday night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, so. Yeah.

[Pre K]

Yeah. Tuesday. We barely got out. We there's an alternate way out of here that's a lot more flat, not as hilly. And there's just one rise up there. There's just one incline. You have to make it over. I couldn't do that Sunday. I tried twice there. So when our mechanic decided to lead us out in his four wheel drive and Preak and I both explained there's a side alternate route out that probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

They should know that they live here.

[Pre K]

A lot easier for our front wheel drive drive compact sedans that we drive. He said, no, main road's fine. Well, we couldn't make it out of that. I got stuck at the top of the second rise. He came back and couldn't tow me out with his four wheel drive. So we had to reverse back down the hill and three point turn and go the other way. And finally, finally, finally got out. Tuesday, that's what it's done.

[John Clay Wolf]

But thank God he's on salary, not hourly.

[Pre K]

You talking about me or the mechanic?

[John Clay Wolf]

You.

[Pre K]

I'll talk about my salary.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't talk. I didn't talk. I said, thank God he's on salary and not hourly because he would have clocked in for overtime while he was sleeping.

[Pre K]

Dude, it was two hours. I mean, it took us two hours to try the main way and then come back and go the other way.

[JD Ryan]

It didn't get above freezing until Tuesday afternoon.

[Bobbo]

Bud.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What's your question?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, hey, when's the big car show coming up out there?

[John Clay Wolf]

The big car show will be next October. We are doing a little car meet every Sunday at the GMTV garage. No, no, the last Sunday of every month at the GMTV garage. So if you're around, come over for that and be probably 30, 50 people show up and we walk over to the Bosque Cantina, grab some grub and then go on a cruise. And that'll be, I don't know.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm down in Galveston. Y' all come down here?

[Pre K]

Here?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but I do have a car show in Dallas this weekend, Saturday at Gas Monkey, Ice House in the Colony this Saturday coming up. So come to that. Okay, what about this? Good morning. You're on the 011. Are you calling from overseas?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I'm calling. I'm calling from town. Matamoros here, right next to Barnesville.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Are you.

[Caller/Listener]

I have a job here. It's called Andy's Car Garage. We restore cars. We just finished stuff. An Aston Martin Vantage and an Audi R8 that I just bought from the auction. And I'm currently building two imported Defenders that I imported from the UK and I'm currently finishing a 61 bubble top Impala. And I was just wondering if you had any clients for them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I just buy them, I speculate, I'm the client. I lay bids on them and go from there. I'm either right or I'm wrong. Wrong.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, that's perfect. Yeah, you like the monster car. So I was interested about the. I have the 61 Impala bubble talk with the 283 small block. We're currently rebuilding everything from top to bottom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have any cars that are finished that are muscle cars?

[Caller/Listener]

Muscle cars are finished. I have a Viper GTS. Guess it's a 2001 started to finish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, just go, go to. Go to gmtvgarage.com and send one in that's finished and we'll start there. That's a good place to start because, I mean, all the, all the projects. I could talk to you for an hour and a half about projects too. I don't care. I've got my own projects that are problems. But. But I will buy a car that's finished and I pay good money.

[Caller/Listener]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. I don't have any guessers on John in Kansas City. What's your guess? Or what's your guess on Backtracks on.

[Caller/Listener]

David Bowie, Space Oddity and Life on Mars?

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike, I don't have the answer. Is that right? Space Oddity, Bobo? Is it Space Oddity and Life on Mars? No, no, you're wrong.

[Bobbo]

One of them's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Elijah, what's your guess?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, am I, Am I on the air?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, you're on the air, Elijah.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, okay, awesome. Well, if you said one of them is right, can we do Space Oddity and Starman?

[Pre K]

That's incorrect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Incorrect.

[Bobbo]

The run that's right is Life on Mars.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wouldn't have even told him that. Jason, keep him guessing.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, John, what's your guess?

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Starman and Life on Mars.

[Pre K]

Incorrect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Incorrect. Okay, Mike in Ohio, what's your guess?

[Caller/Listener]

Ziggy Stardust and Starman.

[Pre K]

Oh, incorrect.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's weirdo stuff. It's like Dungeons and Dragons or something. Daniel. Daniel, what's your guess?

[Caller/Listener]

Life on Mars and Modern Love.

[Pre K]

Incorrect.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is so dorky. I'm just getting sick to my stomach. Mike in California, what's your guess?

[JD Ryan]

Guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike in California, he Major Tom and Major Tom and Young American. That's incorrect.

[Pre K]

Incorrect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, nobody wins. Good job.

[Bobbo]

This is the hardest one. And I think you did this on purpose because that album's probably worth 100 something dollars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Virginia, what you got?

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, Ziggy. Stardust and Life on Mars.

[Pre K]

There you go, Bo.

[Caller/Listener]

Take a look at the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Left hand. This is a good song. Made it too far. All right, whatever his name is, he's on line three. Prek. He's the winner. Tell him he, he gets the stuff. He won the badass album. That's worth like 150 bucks. Good job for being a dork.

[Pre K]

You don't, you don't dig Bowie at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

I dig Bo. It's just deep weirdo opera. Whenever she gets into opera sound and stuff, I'll just lose interest. That's meatloaf. I'm kind of like, whatever.

[Pre K]

Well, now, Meatloaf and Bowie, don't, don't screw around now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, boy.

[Pre K]

Come on, come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you take us out, Paul Harvey or whoever?

[Pre K]

Don't worry about you, Bowie. We'll buoy you back to more.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was a joke.

[Pre K]

John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Paul.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Turley, I appreciate you broke brokering that Diablo, that Lamborghini deal yesterday, but I, I hadn't had a chance to talk to you and it just hit me. So this Diablo came in to givemetheven.com and Diablos are good. Yeah, yellow car, good miles. They showed us a bid for 200 grand and I said, that's a $240,000 car. So they just. We gave him $240,000. And then we get out to the desert, out by Vegas to pick it up. And Turley called me and he said, hey, this thing's got some hairline cracks on the front bumper and the hood. Like real little, you know, stress cracks. I'm like, okay, we can get that fish fixed. So, you know, we might have to blend into the fenders. It's not that big a deal. And I said, but it's gonna be expensive chop at 10 grand. And then I get more pictures after we bought it. And maybe this is what I'm not understanding. And it had a hairline crack in the right rear quarter. Stress cracks, not wrecks, just little. But we're talking about older car, right? And I'm like, now we got to paint the quarter. And so I'm like. And I'm looking at the car and it doesn't look Very nice. I mean, it looks nice, but it needs a big cleanup. Did they drive this car? Car. So if they didn't drive this car, we probably are hurt.

[Bobbo]

It's. The guy wouldn't drive it. Wouldn't let the guy drive it. Wouldn't drive with him in it. So he had to run it there. Ran fine. The tires are aged. He's afraid that the tires would blow because they're old tires on it. Dry rot. Basically. All that stuff was in the system shown on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

But when you got me on the phone. Tell me I don't. Dude. I get three. I get so much information.

[Bobbo]

That's why I went to say it's probably gonna get maybe a 3cr dump that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry.

[Bobbo]

Anyway, so. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. See, but I thought you were talking about the. From the stress cracks on the front.

[Bobbo]

I was just talking about the overall car itself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. But big cars like that give me the big bullet points. We're gonna spend this much getting this straighten out. So we did not drive this car. We don't know about the clutch. Do we have any service records?

[Bobbo]

Yes, there's service records in there. Had a service done 700 miles ago. I think he said.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Looking at the pictures. And now real that the rear quarter. We got to do that too. I would have chopped it 20 grand. We still would have outbid the other guy by 20 grand. But if we didn't, I would have made him drive it. I would have said, hey, I'm fixed to pay for this. We don't have to go 100 miles an hour, but we got to go through the gears. That's just what I want to know. I mean, I just kind of have a feeling. And the guy was so on top of our neck about wiring now. And in the pressure. I just. I don't know. Don't get so caught up in a deal because I want to buy a Diablo. That's what I felt like happened is John wanted to buy a Diablo. Pablo. And so we're just going to buy it anyway. And we got to be careful with that because there's a. Those cars are like buying airplanes. I mean, they're older and there's a lot of stuff that can go wrong. So we didn't. We haven't driven this car.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Once it. Yes, that's exactly the case there. It jumped in. The manager say okay. And offer the money. And it moved fast. That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet it did. Yeah. All right. So I. You know, our wholesale crew buys those cars all the time. And. And the. The public Buying side doesn't get as much, but we just need to be a little more, you know, records. We've got to drive them. I mean, especially if we're digging one out of the desert that's been sitting there for how long? I don't know.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, and the guy was okay that.

[John Clay Wolf]

F him. F him.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go sell it somewhere else. You got a $200,000 bid. Go sell it to them. We'll give you 205. How about that?

[Bobbo]

You know, that's probably how it should have started.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So how did it jump so fast? Because Sean just saw the group text.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Yep, yep, yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Sean, if you're listening live and.

[Pre K]

Learn, that's one of the tenants of poker, right? You can't lose if you fold.

[John Clay Wolf]

The good news is we've got a cool Diablo bot. The bad news is I think we're gonna lose $10,000. All right, 800, 800. Seven, two, three, four. 800, 800, Radio.

[JD Ryan]

Jeopardy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure, we can do that. I think we already played it with the Diablo.

[JD Ryan]

My Love in Jeopardy.

[Pre K]

Oh, we do it.

[JD Ryan]

I would get. So you want to get a listener on to play with you or just.

[Bobbo]

Well, somebody's got to win John's stuff.

[JD Ryan]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's just. You and me, and. We don't have time. Okay.

[Pre K]

There must be time to test the IQ and intellect and pop culture.

[John Clay Wolf]

Craig in Pasadena, are you any good at Jeopardy? No. Rick. Who's he yelling at in there? Rick, are you. Are you any good at Jeopardy?

[Caller/Listener]

Of you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nathan, Are you any good at Jeopardy? Why is this Phone.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, phone works good. Fort Worth, Texas. Are you any good at Jeopardy?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we're gonna play. Let's go.

[Pre K]

All right, what's his name?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your name, sir?

[Pre K]

Ronnie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ronnie. We got Ronnie.

[Pre K]

Ronnie. Make sure you ding, ding, ding when you're time to log in. All right, let's listen to our categories. First up, category one names. The same match these unmatchable proper nouns and category two long range replacements. Identify the last in line in these situations. Ready to play Jeopardy?

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[Pre K]

Here we go. Question 1. The 20th President of the United States had the same name as this animated orange tabby cat who was a big fan of lasagna.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D.

[Pre K]

Ryan.

[JD Ryan]

I'm not sure on the first name, but I think. Who is James Garfield?

[Pre K]

Garfield. Garfield. Garfield. That is correct.

[Bobbo]

I think he had a first name.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, he did.

[John Clay Wolf]

James Garfield was a president. Yeah, that's what he said.

[Pre K]

They shared the name Garfield. Garfield in their name. Question 2. This NBA player and coach, a co star of TV Seinfeld, and an impervious slasher movie killer, all share the first name. Their last names are Kid, Alexander, and Voorhees.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, oh.

[Pre K]

Ding, ding, ding, ding.

[JD Ryan]

Who is Jason?

[Pre K]

Jason.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nice.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD's on the board. I think I need to start paying attention.

[Pre K]

Yeah, listen, then might not hurt. Question 3. These cities located in Indiana, Maine, Oregon, and 17 other states share the same name.

[JD Ryan]

Cities.

[John Clay Wolf]

These city. Ronnie, you said you were good at this, dude.

[Pre K]

Indiana.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, you know, I, I. If not at these questions, I guess I'm not as good as I thought I was.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I'm gonna hang up on Ronnie. Bye. Ronnie. What are you doing now? Karen, are you any good at Jeopardy?

[Caller/Listener]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I gotta hang up on it. Philip, are you any good at Jeopardy? Nathan, are you good at. Are you good at Jeopardy?

[Pre K]

Correct answer is what is Portland?

[JD Ryan]

Portland.

[Pre K]

Portland. Of course, in the category two, we got go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nathan, you there?

[Pre K]

If I may, somebody.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just trying to find somebody to beat jd. Fort Worth, Texas, are you there? What's the hell's wrong with the phones?

[Pre K]

We keep it.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, yeah, up here.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, you're playing Jeopardy. What's your name?

[Caller/Listener]

Gary.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gary, get ready, Gary. I need you. Bring it up the backside.

[Bobbo]

JD's up to nothing.

[Pre K]

Yeah, Gary's Landing. In category two, question one, the original cast of Three's Company featured Jack, Janet, and Chris Missy, who was first replaced by Cindy, and finally by this second replacement, played by actress Priscilla Barnes. And she was kind of my favorite blonde in a couple of ways.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gary, you're an old horn dog from way back. You remember?

[Caller/Listener]

I have no idea.

[Pre K]

All right, number three on Three's Company.

[John Clay Wolf]

I remember the face very well. Priscilla, she was on Dallas, too. Yeah, she's real cute. They were all cute. I don't know. Who is it?

[Pre K]

Correct answer is who is Terry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Terry. That's right. That's right. Yep. Terry.

[Pre K]

I think I was about 11 years old when we had Terry on Three's Company. Question two. First, there was Scooby Doo. He was eventually joined by a pup named Scrappy Doo. And then this dog, his country cousin from Georgia who had buck teeth and a red hat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that your introduction?

[Pre K]

I swear I didn't make that up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man.

[Caller/Listener]

Where did y' all get these questions?

[Pre K]

Y' all don't remember the third dog?

[John Clay Wolf]

I remember him, but I don't know his name.

[Pre K]

He wanted to be a detective dog as well. And his, his signature lighter was Dum Dum Dum.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dum Dum. I just don't remember.

[Pre K]

That's because his name was Scooby Dumb. Scooby Dumb.

[Bobbo]

These are hard.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

JD's up 2 to nothing.

[Pre K]

In the Godfather movies, Vito Corleone was replaced by Michael Corleone by part two. In part three, it was alluded that he would be replaced by this character, his nephew and the son of the late Sonny Corleone, played by Andy Garcia.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I remember the face. I don't know the name you remember.

[JD Ryan]

Ding, ding, ding.

[Pre K]

Jd, who's Ralph? Incorrect.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's the kid.

[Pre K]

Andy Garcia.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the kid.

[Pre K]

Though Sonny screwed around.

[John Clay Wolf]

And wasn't he screwing one of the one the of. Of his cousins?

[Pre K]

Yes, yes, I remember as well as Bridget Fonda.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is it?

[Pre K]

Damn it. Correct answer is who is Vincent Mancini?

[John Clay Wolf]

Vincent Manson. Vincent. Yep.

[Pre K]

And I. And I still like part three. All right, bonus categories.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here we go.

[Pre K]

Category one, this longtime TV game show host and public television's favorite painter share the same first name and their last name.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is Bob?

[Pre K]

That's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob Ross. Hey, do you have that Bob Barker drop?

[Bobbo]

I do, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta play it.

[Caller/Listener]

What do you do for a living?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a pirate.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, do you rob ships and stuff? Ah, no, I'm a pirate. I fry airplanes. Oh, my goodness.

[John Clay Wolf]

Next question.

[Pre K]

Question 2. The names of these three famous rappers include this common substance. And the other parts of their names are Cube, Cube, Spice and Tea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ding, ding, ding. But these three, Ice Cube, they all.

[Pre K]

They all include this common substance.

[John Clay Wolf]

Water.

[Pre K]

That is incorrect.

[JD Ryan]

Ding, ding, ding. Jd, what is ice?

[Pre K]

That's correct.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

You were close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Duh.

[JD Ryan]

You had it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, JD's I wasn't wrong, technically.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yes, you were.

[Pre K]

Water.

[JD Ryan]

Cube.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean. Okay, go ahead. Water.

[Pre K]

Tea.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is ice? It's water or change.

[Bobbo]

He's up four to two.

[Pre K]

All right, in the category two, in lead vocalist for rock band Van Halen, there was David Lee Roth, who was replaced by Sammy Hagar, who was then replaced by this lead vocalist who first.

[John Clay Wolf]

Worked in the band Extreme, who is Gary Schrome.

[Pre K]

That's correct. Just caught JD and knows his Van Halen.

[Bobbo]

We got 30 seconds here.

[Pre K]

Okay. Though one is spelled differently, this name is shared by an American rock band, A turn of the century truck designed by R.A. ramson, Ella Old. And the second most populated city in the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

One more time.

[Pre K]

An American rock band, A turn of the century truck designed by Ransom Eli Oles. And the second most populated city in the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the world.

[Pre K]

Her name was this name and she danced upon the sand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yoko Ono know it's incorrect. What is it?

[Pre K]

Her name was Rio and she dances on the sand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gary, you're no good at Jeopardy.

[Pre K]

The John Clay Wolf show has been a presentation of givemetheven.com from the Westwood One Radio Network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

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