#542 John Clay Wolfe Show 02.14.26

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #542 (02.14.26) Summary

Date: February 15, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Co-hosts/Regulars: Bobbo Turley, J.D. Ryan, “Pre K” Michael Turley
Powered by: GiveMeTheVIN.com
Theme: A freewheeling weekly roundtable blending car talk, sports, odd stories, humor, audience calls, and a distinctively unfiltered, irreverent Texan sensibility.

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Episode Overview

This week’s episode is brimming with the show’s signature blend of car dealings, locker-room humor, wild audience stories, and the kind of talk that “skates just shy of the FCC line.” The crew welcomes new affiliates in Philly and the East Coast, reminisces about insane winter weather, swaps raunchy tales (including odd items found in traded cars), debates bet confusion over the Super Bowl, and spins out on topics from Valentine’s Day cynicism to AI running a business.

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Key Discussion Points & Notable Segments

1. Weather Banter, Race, and Show Introduction

• Opening (00:20–03:13): John riffs on the Northeast/Florida weather divide, welcoming new affiliates (notably Philly’s WMGK), and reflecting on memorable winter storms.
• The hosts set the tone, joking about race, regional stereotypes, and reiterate the show’s unapologetically “not woke” stance:

  “We talk about race. We’re not racially charged, but we’re not afraid of it… And we’re not woke. We’re not gonna quit tearing down our Confederate statues.” – John Clay Wolfe (02:53)

• Tone: Irreverent, boundary-pushing, heavily Texan.

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2. Wild Items Found in Cars

• “Stuff We Found in Cars” Segment (04:05–10:08): The crew recounts the latest shocking item discovered in a San Diego Honda CRV after a customer left it for inspection — a “double header” sex toy, nicknamed “the Two Willy.”
  • The crew examines the video on-air.
  • Bobbo (in character as “BJ Ryan”) gives expert commentary on the toy:

    “It’s what musicians might call an acoustic sex toy… plug in two times. The Two Willy!” – Bobbo Turley, in character as BJ Ryan (08:10)

  • Discussion of how such items get left behind, and what to do with them. Listeners suggest mounting it like a trophy (“Like a Billy Bass fish!” — 12:35) or hiding it as an Easter egg in their wildly decorated studio.

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3. Audience Calls: Storage Unit Surprises, Car Bidding, and More

• Caller stories (12:17–19:12):
  • Storage manager calls in about finding 100 pounds of weed in a unit (13:07).

    “That was somebody’s stash… a 100 pounds of weed is definitely intent to distribute.” – John (14:05)

• Discussion on what to do with found contraband; tongue-in-cheek advice on how to “make a deal crosstown” before cops are called (“I like my job.” – caller).

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4. Sports & Super Bowl Baby Boom

• Super Bowl Aftermath (16:08–17:33):
  • The guys joke about the “Super Bowl baby” phenomenon, and how Valentine’s Day (which always falls near the Super Bowl) is probably the real cause for a birth spike:

    “That’s when married guys are getting laid.” – John (16:34)

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5. Cars, Car Values, and Lightning Rounds

• Live car bidding (throughout, especially 49:03–94:04):
  • Listeners call in to get John’s “on-air” bids for their used cars—e.g., an ’87 Corvette:

    “These are like the least desirable Corvettes on the planet…” – John (50:30)

  • John regularly balances auto-insider realism with humor and straight talk.
  • Longer negotiation over a 2021 Porsche 911 Turbo (103:14–112:22): John holds firm in a live on-air haggling session that highlights both the business’s transparency and his “I’ll cut a deal, but it better be good” persona.
  • Advice on project cars, their pitfalls, and realism vs. “Corvette guy” fantasies about rarity (142:01–144:08):

    “You Corvette guys… you want to know what day it was built, what the weather was…” – John

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6. Betting Confusion: The Super Bowl Bet

• Super Bowl Bet Debate (63:45–89:17):
  • Extended, hilarious segment examining whether John or Turley owes money over a Super Bowl line bet due to mutual confusion over who bet on which team, “plus the points.”
  • Audience poll and callers help decide.
  • Ultimately, John declares:

    “He’s taking the money. I’m taking the win.” – John (88:53)

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7. Philly Listener Culture & Not Losing Audience

• Philly call-in (25:30–31:12):
  • Philly listeners test the broadcast and engage in banter about “bashing our Eagles”…
  • One listener, Cindy from South Philly, provides comic gold on Catholic culture, cold weather, and losing her virginity:

    “I’m a Catholic girl. It started too late, like Billy Joel said.” – Cindy (30:21)

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8. Valentine's Day, Cynicism, and “Gas Station Romance Bundles”

• Valentine’s Gripes (54:02–54:51):
  • Bobbo proclaims he’s “dropped Valentine’s Day” from his calendar, much to the delight of John:

    “If you don’t realize men don’t give a sh*t about it, and if your husband is telling you he does, you’ve tortured him like some kind of prisoner of war.” – Bobbo (54:27)

• Satirical “Gas Station Romance Bundle” Ad (74:54–75:48):
  • Parody spot mocking last-minute gas station Valentine's gifts.

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9. Florida/Weird News & Pickleball Fight (69:00–71:12):

• Offbeat News with J.D. Ryan:
  • Pickleball brawl among senior citizens—recounted with soundbites and theatrical flair:

    “Someone hit somebody with a pickleball paddle! Hit somebody in the head!” — 69:51

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10. Backtracks Music Game: Chris Cornell's Legacy

• Music Quiz Segment (114:34–121:19):
  • Listeners guess Chris Cornell songs and bands—emphasis on obscure knowledge and offbeat prizes (e.g., vinyl from Born Lite Records).

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11. AI, Automation, and the Future of the Car Business

• AI as CEO? (131:41–147:47):
  • John discusses potentially making AI the “CEO” of GiveMeTheVIN.com, feeding it years of company and car data.
  • Guest caller Denzel (144:56) warns about the dangers of “hallucinating” AI and loss of company control:

    “That AI CEO’s going to look for every loophole in your bylaws to keep his job.” – Denzel (146:06)

• Cameo from Stephen Hawking (in-character):

  “I would highly recommend you use AI to run your business. It is actually perfect.” (148:12)

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12. Oddball Listener Tales, Off-Color Running Bits & More

• Examples:
  • “Mail from Jail” (99:29): Letters from incarcerated fans about life, redemption, and questions about Kim Kardashian.
  • Olympics & Physical Comedy: Discussing speed skater “haunches,” pain from sports mishaps, and Jake Paul's girlfriend (137:47 onward).
  • Extended musings on regional U.S. law enforcement, small-town sheriffs, and infamous serial killers (22:30-24:31).
  • Unfiltered asides and “soundboard surgery”—running jokes about the sound effects Turley throws in (31:07–31:16).

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Being Unapologetic:

  “We’re not racially charged, but we’re not afraid of it. And we’re not woke.” – John (02:53)

• On Found Objects:

  “It’s what musicians might call an acoustic sex toy… Plug in two times. The Two Willy!” – Bobbo Turley, as BJ Ryan (08:10)

• On Betting Chaos:

  “He’s taking the money. I’m taking the win.” – John (88:53)

• On AI:

  “I’m going to try to be the first billion dollar company with an AI CEO. You watch.” – John (131:43)

• Caller Cindy, Philly:

  “You made my morning while I was parking over ice and snow—it’s still way too cold! But we’re going up to 50—break out the bikini!” (29:44)

• Valentine’s Day Realness:

  “If you don’t realize men don’t give a shit about it, and your husband is telling you he does, you’ve tortured him like some kind of prisoner of war.” – Bobbo (54:27)

• Mail from Jail:

  “Next week, cars, coffee, quesadillas… at the Bosque Cantina. Walnut Springs. 9am. Brothership, fellowship.” – John (101:38)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Show opening & weather banter: 00:20–03:13
• Stuff Found in Cars (Two Willy story): 04:05–10:08
• Audience calls (storage unit weed, car offers): 12:17–15:14, 49:03–94:04
• Super Bowl Bets & Bet Confusion: 63:45–89:17
• Backtracks music game (Chris Cornell): 114:34–121:19
• AI/Automation debate: 131:41–147:47
• Mail from Jail: 99:29

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Show Tone & Style

• Language: Unfiltered, bawdy, Texan, proudly “politically incorrect.” The humor is blue-collar, with callbacks to running gags, soundboard bits, and live listener back-and-forth.
• Atmosphere: Like a locker room, barbershop, and car auction all rolled into one—where raunch, sincerity, and real business combine.
• Audience engagement: Constant call-ins, live on-air bidding, listener polls, and call-out to new affiliates.

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For New Listeners

If you want wild, honest, and unvarnished American talk radio, with cars and sports as a jumping-off point for almost anything (sex toys, AI, small-town sheriffs, and speed skating), The John Clay Wolfe Show delivers with rowdy humor, candid opinions, and real behind-the-scenes auto business.

Check out full shows and live video streams:

• jcwshow.com

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Episode Highlights

• The “double header” sex toy found in a Honda CRV and the running gag that ensues.
• Super Bowl bet confusion and letting the audience play referee.
• Advice for selling old Corvettes—the hard truth, not the fantasy.
• Deep (and comedic) dive into the future of AI, business, and whether John will get “fired” by his robot CEO.
• Surprise on-air negotiation for a $228,000 Porsche 911 Turbo.
• Parody ad: “Gas Station Romance Bundles” for Valentine’s Day.
• Musical trivia, “Mail from Jail,” and sports news you won’t hear anywhere else.

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For more, including live car bids and other shenanigans, check out the podcast archive at jcwshow.com or johnclaywolf.com

Transcript

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show, America's largest weekend morning show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio. Check out the [e-mail] or john claywolf.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Waiting for the break of day. Good morning, East Coast. We just looked at the weather, and it says that all of the Gentiles are in the Northeast and all of the Hebrews are in Florida.

[Bobbo Turley]

Is that right?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's cold.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is cold up there. 30 degrees, but I think it's been crazy cold. You know, we're not in North Carolina. Rally. Good morning, everybody. All of Florida, D.C. 101. How. I mean, big 100. How the hell are you? Our new affiliate, WMGK, up in Philadelphia. But I was talking to my buddy Holland, set up in Philly yesterday, and he said it's just been. I forgot what he said. One of the worst, huh? What do you know, Jay, I'm looking here. It's not too bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's gonna be today. It's gonna be in the 40s, but it's been. It's been negative three, right. And then, yeah, high a few was eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's been lovely.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just been lovely.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Somebody from up there calling. Tell us what the hell's been going on. How bad's it been? You know, you always hear it's never been worse, never been worse.

[J.D. Ryan]

But, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I remember we first started this show. I don't know. We've been on the air for 20 years in June, and it was about 15 years ago when there was a snowstorm in New York that was. Looked like the Russian buildings where the kids were sledding off the top of the Empire State Building.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, it was nutty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so when I heard Bob talking about how terrible it's been up there. It's never been this bad. I was thinking about that. It was way worse. But that was a snow.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is a freezer or icer snowstorm. You're talking about the one that was like 15 years ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

12 to 32 inches of snow in many areas in the Northeast. Yeah, Central park was covered. JFK had 15 inches of snow on the runways. Crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. If this is your first time to tune into us, my name is John Claywolf. His name's J.D. ryan. Bobbo Turley. And we do this goofy little talk show on Saturday mornings for four hours. And we talk s And we talk sports, and we talk about p. Family. And we talk. We talk about race. We do. We talk about race. We're not racially charged, but we're not afraid of it.

[Bobbo Turley]

He's not a hater.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a Texan.

[Bobbo Turley]

He's the accidental racist.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're not woke. We're not gonna quit tearing down our Confederate statues. We are not woke. We're gonna quit tearing down our Confederate statues.

[Bobbo Turley]

Occasionally, we do examine the topic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everybody does. Y have to.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're not gay.

[Caller]

No.

[Bobbo Turley]

It's like a barber shop thing, man. You know, just spending time with the fellas, talking about sports and women.

[J.D. Ryan]

We'll talk about Tommy Lee every once in a while. But we're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got a 12. I mean, he's hung like Mr. Ed. Dude, I still can't get over, I think about is Tommy Lee Schlong. I saw that video in college with him and Pamela on the houseboat.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I quit listening to Motley Crue records of that day.

[Bobbo Turley]

Is that right?

[John Clay Wolf]

So, like, it scared me. It scared me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nobody should get that much rock and roll success. And that.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, that's not.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't get both.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we. We buy and sell cars also. And the name of the company is givemethevin.com. and this week, we found a. We found a thing in a car.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, yeah, we did.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have a section called S Found in Cars.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've heard of that. I just didn't know we found something new.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I don't think it was new.

[Pre K]

It was not.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was new to us. It was new to us. It was used.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now we've seen drugs and guns and all kinds of fun stuff.

[Pre K]

Actually, here's Pre K's little open about this.

[J.D. Ryan]

We haven't opened.

[Pre K]

Yeah, guns, drugs, and Cuban cigars. These are things that we found in Car Alive. Chicken in the backseat.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's true.

[Pre K]

Everybody leaves behind something. So, yeah, we find a lot of stuff in cars.

[Bobbo Turley]

Stuff we found in cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this week's perp was in what area do you know, Mike? Because you sent me the video in San Diego, California. San Diego, California. You would think it would be more San Francisco, California, by the way it looked.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, it tracks either way, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it does track both ways. This is a double header for you guys. And I don't know the backstory at all. Michael Turley.

[Pre K]

So the customer dropped off.

[John Clay Wolf]

You get it? Backstory. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do we have video to go with this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, we do.

[Pre K]

Do you want to play it here?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's playing it right now.

[Pre K]

Okay, perfect.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, so if you want to see the video, it's jcwshow.com and follow our YouTube stream.

[Pre K]

Yeah. Well worth the watch right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

So play it a few times, Kyle. So people that are just now hearing that, when they log in, they'll Hear it again. Jcwshow.com and click through. Go ahead.

[Pre K]

Generally, we try to guess the car, but it's pretty obvious.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a. It's a crv.

[Pre K]

Honda crv. Yeah. And so the customer drops the vehicle off, and our inspector is going through the car like he's normal at our.

[John Clay Wolf]

Office in San Diego.

[Pre K]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin. Office, San Diego.

[Pre K]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guy brings the car. The deal's already done. We're just doing an inspection. Yeah. So our inspector. Now, why does he have a video camera? Was he with the manager on the other end?

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, this is wonderful. This is real world. Yes, this is real world. Okay.

[Pre K]

This is the video that he.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is not set up. No.

[Pre K]

He sends this video to the manager saying, hey, you know, I'm looking at the car. Goes through the front seat, goes to the back seat.

[John Clay Wolf]

He goes to the front seat.

[J.D. Ryan]

But there's no other seats in the car.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, wait. What do you mean there's no other.

[J.D. Ryan]

Seats but the driver's seat?

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's go back to the front seat. He opens the door.

[J.D. Ryan]

Am I crazy?

[John Clay Wolf]

There's the front seat. Oh, it's missing a seat.

[Pre K]

Missing.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy's Ted Bundy.

[Pre K]

And it's missing the back seats, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So he opens the window. I mean, the back door. I'll let you keep telling.

[Pre K]

Yeah. So he opens the back door, and instead of saying, hey, there's no back seat, he notices a device on the ground.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. A black size of Tommy Lee Schlong. Yeah.

[Pre K]

And he comments about it, which is probably the most interesting thing. He's like, hey, it's really thin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Love the variation.

[Caller]

Wow.

[Pre K]

It was. It was quite the find in this vehicle. If you want to watch this, go to jcw show right now, jcwshow.com and you'll see this device if you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

To our Instagram or Facebook. We put a reel of it up earlier this week as well.

[Pre K]

Here's the audio clip.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Clay Wolf is the social's name. Go ahead.

[J.D. Ryan]

So it's thin, too.

[Pre K]

It's weird.

[Bobbo Turley]

Okay, so you got a sex toy down there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. And no back seats. And no front. Right past.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm confused. So let's bring in JD Ryan's gay brother to give Us his two bits.

[Pre K]

We do need bj.

[John Clay Wolf]

BJ Ryan.

[Pre K]

Where is bj? He's sachet to the mic.

[Bobbo Turley]

Hey, boys.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's going on?

[Bobbo Turley]

I saw your little picture. Yeah, I know what's going on with that. Oh my God.

[Pre K]

What's going on?

[Bobbo Turley]

That's the two Willy.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's for two people to do their thing.

[Bobbo Turley]

I know certain people, I don't want to tell too much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

But certain people I know would call that the two Willy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two Willy.

[Bobbo Turley]

There's no battery.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo Turley]

It's what you would call a musicians might call an acoustic sex toy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Analog. Got it.

[Bobbo Turley]

Plug in two times. Yeah, the two Willy.

[John Clay Wolf]

So thank you. I mean, is there anything else we need to know? Is it dangerous? Do we need to call call the officials to remove it? No.

[Bobbo Turley]

Even in the horrendous state of the car, it's just laying there in the backseat. Floorboard on the driver's side.

[John Clay Wolf]

They could reach around quickly to get it.

[Bobbo Turley]

All the mess around the car, especially inside the car. It's so pretty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. B.J. ryan in the two Willy on the street. My brother, J.D. ryan.

[Bobbo Turley]

I love you, big brother.

[J.D. Ryan]

Somebody on the stream goes where the rubber meets the road. Very nice. Very nice.

[Caller]

Bob. Gnarly.

[Pre K]

You want to know how much we paid for the.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I want to know. I have more questions about the interaction with the customer. So was the customer standing there when we're doing this? When the inspection?

[Pre K]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank goodness.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Pre K]

There was no comments to the customer at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's this? How do you explain this, young man? Well, I don't know.

[Bobbo Turley]

I was just driving through the park.

[J.D. Ryan]

And it jumped in the window.

[John Clay Wolf]

Left work a little bit early that the cops just came and picked me up.

[Pre K]

I have no idea how that got there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where are the seats? I mean, there's so many questions.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what did they do with it? Did we take it on to our place with. I mean, did anybody.

[Pre K]

He left it in the car. So it's in the car still.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's in our cal. Give me the recon. In California.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they could.

[Pre K]

They can mess with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we need to wait. But did he give any warning or are we going to surprise someone else?

[Pre K]

Somebody else.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, this is exciting. We're going to get to do this all over again. Sure.

[Pre K]

Problem.

[Bobbo Turley]

I know what you're thinking. We are not making a wall display out of that. Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

The next segment is where we actually bid cars on the radio.

[Pre K]

Hopefully not with stuff like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just like guy called in from San Diego and what did we pay for that car? It looks like a Esser.

[Pre K]

It was an Esser. 1500 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we would have if we had known it had a double header in there. What are we given? More or less? Probably we'll find out next here on the John Clay Wolf show. But call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. Yes, we have offices in Philly. Yes, we've got offices in Charlotte. We're Raleigh, Orlando, Tampa, West Palm. Are there any other east coast stations? Oh, we got Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh. W. No.

[Bobbo Turley]

Wd, W, D, the Mighty Dove.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're also looking for buyers in two, two locations. Nashville and North Philly. Yes, if you want to be a.

[Pre K]

Buyer for this company in inspector, they might find something like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Inspector, I find that you can tell.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'Re pretty light hearted. Go to givemetheven.com and click careers if you're interested in that. We'll be right back. Call in during the break so you can get on the. Get on the air with me. And if you have a comment on the double header, I'll listen to that as well. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 800800 radio is the call in number. We're live as hell right now. And pitch to no hitter and a double hutter. Be right back.

[Bobbo Turley]

I am worth more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Am I worth more?

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, I'm worth a whole lot more.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what? You're right. @givemethevin.com you are worth more and your car's worth more. And we want to pay more at give me the vin because good cars are worth more and so are you for top price, trust and ease of transaction. GiveMeTheVin.com, america's best car buyer. And remember, if we don't beat a deal from Carvana or Carmax, we'll pay you 100 bucks.

[Bobbo Turley]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the John Clay Wolf Elliot in Oklahoma City. What you got?

[Caller]

Hey, man, what's going on? I just listened to you guys go off about that home record he found in the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear it's what keeps. It's how couples can connect in this day and age.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, you guys should mount that like a fish. What are those Billy Bob Fishes Tim in New Jersey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air.

[Bobbo Turley]

Good morning.

[Caller]

Oh, man, do I got a story for you guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit it.

[Caller]

So, a little backstory. I work as a manager for one of those little storage places. They're popping up everywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller]

And we get auctions from time to time. And, boy howdy, we popped open a lock. Hadn't been paid in months. Not naming any names, of course, but filled with totes. And me and my boss were looking at each other like, okay, well, we gotta check them to make sure there's no, like, firearms. Drugs, you know, alcohol, all that stuff filled with weed, Marijuana, as the eyes can see. 10 by 20 packs, floor to ceiling.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a lot. Like. Like. Like what? Like how many pounds of weed, if you're just guessing, was in there?

[Caller]

Just make up in a £100, probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

And was anybody watching y' all open this?

[Caller]

No. No, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

As long as.

[Caller]

So our policy at our company is two people take pictures and everything. So we're looking at it. We're like, what do we do?

[John Clay Wolf]

My boss? Like, what we do is we make a deal right now. Me and the boss, you and the boss, we. We look at each other and we delete our pictures and we say it's time to make a deal.

[Caller]

Unfortunately, that was last month. So we actually called the cops and they confiscated. But, I mean, that was somebody's stash. Like, I don't know how people think they can store that stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think it was their stash. I think it was their inventory room. It was. It wasn't a personal. 100 pounds of weed is a definitely intended intent to distribute in the.

[Caller]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't you just call one of the mob guys and have them come take it and pay you something and go now?

[Caller]

Because if we get caught, you get fired.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I like my job, but, I mean, they probably. What street value of 100 pounds weight.

[Caller]

Got me, man. Probably a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And what do you make a year?

[Caller]

Not enough. Definitely not enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, y' all should have called me first.

[Caller]

I'll tell you what, next time that happens, I'll give you guys a call right away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is this place in New Jersey?

[Caller]

Voorhees.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha. Thank you. Real quick, Nick, in Oklahoma, you have an 04 Chrysler Town and Country with a 200,000 miles on it.

[Caller]

Oh, 185, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

185. You want 6,000? Since I'm always losing on things, you figured I could lose on this one?

[Caller]

Well, yeah, I figure. So dinners Today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Just book it to me. I mean, I'm in. I'm in a great mood. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars on the radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the VIN dot. Good morning, D.C. good morning, Virginia. Good morning, Pennsylvania. How the hell are you? We are live this morning. You can get it to us by 800-800-7234. It is 8:27 up there. We'll be right back.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Announcer]

But you don't skyrocket.

[John Clay Wolf]

To the number.

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One weekend spot by sucking. Hey, the largest radio show and fastest growing podcast, the John Clay Wolf show. Go to jcwshow.com got two kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're not super bowl babies, though.

[Caller]

We all know what super bowl babies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are if you've seen the commercial the last couple years during the Super Bowl. Apparently nine months after the time of the super bowl, there's a rise in births. So the NFL put out this commercial, you know, showing, oh, these are all the babies born nine months after this year's Super Bowl. This is how old they are now. So the NFL's taking credit.

[Caller]

Okay, first of all, do you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

What other event, what other day happens within a week of the super bowl every year? Valentine's Day.

[Caller]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that's when married guys are getting laid.

[Caller]

Ladies, is there any day a man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is less attractive than Super Bowl Sunday? I can't keep my hands on. I love the way your belly sticks out under that replica jersey. You look just like Tom Brady with.

[Caller]

Your old deflated balls.

[Announcer]

To the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com Want more of the John Clay Wolf Show? Check out the largest radio show and fastest growing [e-mail] I think Brady's got.

[John Clay Wolf]

A new piece of tail. This one like 27. Does he have any daughters?

[Pre K]

He's got what, two kids?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know if there's.

[Bobbo Turley]

I think it's two boys. Yeah.

[Pre K]

Thank.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, they are. Benjamin and John. Two kids.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then I bet he does have a new piece of Taylor, 47.

[J.D. Ryan]

But he has a new daughter.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he doesn't have to answer to his daughter.

[J.D. Ryan]

He doesn't. Somebody else's daughter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, hey, I know this guy. Mike Smith. Sounds like a fake name. It's not a fake name. He's dead, so I can talk about him.

[Bobbo Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he had an affair with his daughter's best friend in high school. Wow. And it wasn't an affair. I mean, after high school, she moved in and this went on for a while.

[Pre K]

Wait, he hooked up with her when she was in high school?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir.

[Pre K]

Oh, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh. Was she 18?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, in high school, I'm sure that can be.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just felt sorry for his daughter. I know her pretty well.

[J.D. Ryan]

So nothing else?

[John Clay Wolf]

I did both of them pretty well.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's no punchline to the whole. I mean, it didn't get bad. Cops weren't called.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. He died of cancer. So karma got him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it wasn't like the next day. It was like 20 years later. I think this went on for like, five years.

[Bobbo Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he wasn't in the Super Bowl.

[J.D. Ryan]

How did the. Ken. How does his daughter come over to see him when she's there?

[Pre K]

No kidding.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're friends.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it was.

[J.D. Ryan]

We were.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it put a little wedge in the relationship.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Bobbo Turley]

No doubt. That's a very precarious situation, you know. I mean, if you've ever. You've had daughters at that age and their friends hang around, you're like, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you got stories like this, please call right now. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio Florida. We're leaning on you. We're calling on you to get us through this one.

[J.D. Ryan]

You talked about Florida. This is funny. The Bradenton police put this. This little thing out here says this little, pretty little picture of a police car and all the hearts around it have an ex with a warrant. Send us their whereabouts, and we'll make sure they get a Valentine's Day visit from us. Love fades. Warrants don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now is Bradenton the crazy Sheriff County?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Pre K]

That's a great idea, though.

[J.D. Ryan]

It says, we can fix your love life, but we can't fix your love life. But we can help you move on in the easiest possible way. Just tell us where he is and we'll come get him on Valentine's Day.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's always that one wild hearted sheriff in the United States.

[J.D. Ryan]

Always.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was the guy in Arizona.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Forever.

[John Clay Wolf]

That built. Put the prisoners in pink jumpsuits and put him in the desert. Did he die?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. He's out there. Yeah, well, he was always out there.

[Bobbo Turley]

If you. If you get off the highway in countless parts of this country, those. Those sheriffs are out there, man. They're everywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

Love County, Oklahoma.

[Bobbo Turley]

Bang, bang.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was a lot of meth going on back 20 years ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Grady Judd, that's one in Polk county, that's one in Florida. He's blunt, theatrical and known for his press conferences.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, we've played his press conferences countless times.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who does the sheriff answer to?

[Bobbo Turley]

Nobody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody. Everybody answers somebody. They answer the governor. Governor's office.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's the sheriff of sheriffs?

[Pre K]

Is there a sheriff around here?

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course, of course. The old deputy sheriff is our next door neighbor.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's good neighbor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right over there. Right over there, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sheriff primarily answers directly to the voters or the citizens of the county.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, but I mean, really.

[Pre K]

Yeah, there's gotta be somebody else like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Authority who calls him and says, hey dude, I saw you on tv, you better shut the F up or I'm gonna smack you.

[Bobbo Turley]

Now it's, it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would that be the governor?

[Bobbo Turley]

It's notorious factor of the office is you get elected and you're there. You don't really have a superior from a law enforcement point of view. Now there are counties attorneys and there are county judges.

[Pre K]

So that's like.

[J.D. Ryan]

If it's bad enough, the governor can remove a sheriff if it gets really bad.

[Bobbo Turley]

I've seen him kicked out too, too where I came from.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo Turley]

What for one was for child pornography.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'll be damn. Yeah, that's pretty bad.

[Bobbo Turley]

Harry Walker, they caught him at the post office picking up like a manila envelope. Package took him away. That was in back in the bad old days. Jerry Lee. Jerry Lee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jerry Lee Lewis has something to do with Harry Johnson.

[Bobbo Turley]

That was the thing. Harry Walker was the sheriff. Jerry Jeff Walker was the singer serial killer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jerry Jeff Walker's a singer dude.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, I'm sorry. Who aren't you thinking of, man?

[Pre K]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

John Wayne Gacy? I don't know who you're thinking of.

[Bobbo Turley]

His name is famous where I came from.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jerry Jeff Walker just couldn't get off that LA freeway.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get off of that LA freeway.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the sheriff was into child pornography? Yeah. He's like, yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everybody knew it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what happened to him after all that?

[Bobbo Turley]

I assumed jail time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh.

[Bobbo Turley]

I mean, but that's what you gotta do if you want to be fired. As a sheriff in a small town, you run everything, you're responsible for everything.

[J.D. Ryan]

But can you imagine being the sheriff and going to jail?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no, there's one in Granbury or something that just is having to happen to him right now or somewhere around here.

[Bobbo Turley]

Henry Lee Lucas. Harry Walker. Henry Lee Lucas. Right around the same time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's Henry Lee Lucas?

[Bobbo Turley]

I remember he was the serial killer from Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Killer?

[Bobbo Turley]

He wrote all around the south part of the United States, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he just kill sheriffs?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, for sure he killed a woman out there in Stoneburg in rural Texas. And later on there's a county in Texas where they settled a lot of their open cold cases.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

By getting him to confess to them. And now there's. There's a documentary on Netflix about now they're saying that he just agreeably confessed to it because they gave him better food and he really liked to talk to people.

[J.D. Ryan]

So yeah, he agreed to it. Yeah, he said oh yeah, I killed her. Yeah, I killed her. Well that you know that clears right Murder. And he got.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who was the guy that jumped out of the airplane about the same time never to be found?

[J.D. Ryan]

D.B.

[Bobbo Turley]

Cooper.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the weird one. I mean they're all weird.

[Bobbo Turley]

It's a great story.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he never surfaced anywhere. But some of the money did.

[J.D. Ryan]

Some of the money did. Down down river he brought something and he had a. No, he hijacked the plane and he got the money in the suitcase. Right. Suitcase had a. Had a parachute on the plane. Back when 727s had a little staircase that would lower in the back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

And so he got the money, got in the plane, got the parachute, got everybody locked up in front of the plane and then he went out the back staircase. Now the 727s of course a don't fly anymore, but B they lock.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy's the head. Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

And he asked for three parachutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you can think like that, go to give me the vin.com and click. Careers.

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Clear thinkers like that are strategic. But in a non criminal way.

[J.D. Ryan]

Parachutes that way in case they rigged it. He. He thought maybe he's going to take the flight attendants with him. So they didn't want to rig one of the parachutes to not open. Makes sense he thought about that too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or he was just thinking about bringing some tail along for his next party.

[J.D. Ryan]

He jumped out by himself. Poor bass out over the desert never found him.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be back in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf is John Clay Wolf show. Remember to join our [e-mail] we do have a kick ass video going up today about Chip Foose. I. I walked through his toured his shop and if you ever wondered who the greatest car builder of all time in and why, it's Chip Foose. And we will. I'll cover. That's like 30 minutes long as well produced and I think you'll really enjoy it. Goes up on our YouTube channel at Jace. John Clay Wolf is the name of the YouTube channel. Jcwshow.com say you get there. We got a live stream going on right now. Several people in the chat box hamming it up. And we'll be right back.

[Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show, America's largest weekend morning Show. Call in 800-800-RADIO and check out the podcast at jcwshow.com or John Claywolf.com WMGK.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listeners, call me real quick and make sure we're on up there. This is our second week in Philly, and I want to make sure that the broadcast is working. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio is the live call in. Yeah. Boogie check. Boogie check. What is. You just lost a listener this week?

[J.D. Ryan]

We sure were on last week because you got this from.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got a Philly. You just lost a listener.

[J.D. Ryan]

We do, indeed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they weren't even a listener yet.

[J.D. Ryan]

They were last week. They were listening just for a minute.

[Bobbo Turley]

We lost them fast.

[J.D. Ryan]

You lost them quick.

[Pre K]

Yeah, that's real quick.

[J.D. Ryan]

So basically, people write in throughout the week to tell us the things we've offended them by on Saturdays. So this one actually came from Gerald Morse in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Hey, how are you guys going to come on our airways and bash our Eagles when we've actually seen a Super bowl win in our lifetimes? Sounds just like the typical cocky Texas jerk wad. Come out here with your cowgirl jerseys and talk trash and you'll be wearing a beer, a bloody nose home. Fly, Eagles, fly. Gerald Morse, you did kind of talk some crap about the Eagles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I was just trying to make sure everybody had a pulse. All right? I was trying to wake everybody up.

[Pre K]

What did you say that was so bad about the Eagles?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're just talking about the bat. Well, you took a snowball with a battery in it, right? Or did you just get a battery?

[Pre K]

Just talking about their fans being a holes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you just get. Did you get hit with a battery?

[Pre K]

I didn't. No. No, I didn't get hit by it. But it was thrown.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Pre K]

No, no, I was.

[John Clay Wolf]

What size was the battery?

[Pre K]

It was a double D. Yeah, those be.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, Those cost like 3 bucks a piece now, don't they?

[J.D. Ryan]

Double D. Those are breasts.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's called the D. Sorry.

[Pre K]

It was large, J.D. it was very large.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry.

[Pre K]

There's Baywatch in the background.

[J.D. Ryan]

I understand we have Baywatch on TV in here.

[Pre K]

You didn't say nothing too bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

Double D. It's a double D battery.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, at least they're concerned.

[John Clay Wolf]

What size were those on your gal that was cooking for us about 10 years ago?

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, she told me once.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, there was a lot there.

[Bobbo Turley]

Like 2h, 3h.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like a thing.

[Bobbo Turley]

I'm not making that up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ladies call you, raise a pig to show it in.

[Bobbo Turley]

She really did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Future Farmers of America, 4H.

[Pre K]

Did you ever drape them around your shoulders or anything?

[Bobbo Turley]

I did all kinds of things. Have you ever become so enamored of the farmer's daughter that you did something embarrassing on her leg?

[Caller]

I have. You're right.

[Bobbo Turley]

I'm a dog that cares. So make sure to help. America's dairy farmers drank milk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Show me your boobs. Was she happy with them and the fact you enjoyed them or was she, like, shy about it?

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, it was a lovely times. A lovely, lovely time in my life, man. A good, good three, four years, you know, long, long term deal for me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Pre K]

It was, yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Wonderful, wonderful. Real love. True. The true love. The real.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this was your old friend's ex wife. No, we're not gonna go that far.

[Bobbo Turley]

No, no, that's a different gal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, that was not a love thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm thinking about the one that moved to Fort Worth for wellness cooking for us.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, good cooking. Bakery items.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, that's the one. Right. You gotta figure it out. And her ex husband wasn't a trucker.

[Bobbo Turley]

I didn't know him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

I think something's there.

[John Clay Wolf]

This story has changed over time, I think.

[Bobbo Turley]

No, I think you're superimposing, like, other people you've known or stories or. You got a lot of stories. Yeah, you're probably just a little mixed up. It was a wonderful thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cindy in South Philly. What's going on?

[Caller]

How are you guys today? I was just jamming out the Philadelphia Freedom. First time listener.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good, good, good. This is our second week on the air up there and we're excited to be there. We talk a little trash. Oh, good. There's not that much new live radio on the radio anymore. No.

[Caller]

And you know what? It's sad for the people that have faces for radio. They're losing jobs left and right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Yeah.

[Caller]

You guys, really, you made my morning while I was parking over ice and snow because it's still too, way too cold. But we're going up to 50 today. Break out the bikini.

[John Clay Wolf]

So has the area been under freezing for like two weeks?

[Caller]

It's. Yeah, it's been about 16 days total.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jesus, what age did you lose your virginity?

[Caller]

Sixteen and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Turley My producer plays drops like prerecorded nuggets from me, and he throws it in there on me to try to embarrass me. That was not me that asked that question. But you hit.

[Caller]

I'm not embarrassed. I'm a Catholic girl. It started much too late, like Billy Joel said.

[Bobbo Turley]

I didn't say that just now. No, I was looking. I wasn't looking at all.

[Caller]

That started late.

[John Clay Wolf]

How. How many kids do you have? Catholic girl from Philly?

[Caller]

Oh, me, I have three beautiful, lovely children.

[John Clay Wolf]

You should have more if you're a real Catholic.

[Caller]

No, no, no. That time has passed. My last one will be graduating and I am done with school.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you for calling in Cindy Snapper from Philly Tuesday.

[Bobbo Turley]

You can't leave the number alone. They.

[John Clay Wolf]

I.

[Pre K]

They always answer that question. They never always.

[John Clay Wolf]

They never. They always answer it. Yes, 800-800-723-4.

[Bobbo Turley]

I swear to God, I thought that was in conversation. I was looking away. You slipped that in just like.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I'm talking about 800-800-Radio.

[Bobbo Turley]

He's a surgeon with that soundboard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Turley, I see Evan on. Oh, Evan. What? Oh, you're talking about the double header. The sex toy.

[Caller]

Yeah, the black anaconda. I was gonna suggest you put that on the wall in your new video studio. You're trying to dress out and make a great addition to that wall and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, just put Champion logo, Champion auto parts on the side of it. Just handle it with Rebel. Actually, you can slide that into that wall because that wall is so damn busy, you would have trouble picking it out. That's not the dumbest idea I've ever heard.

[Caller]

I think it's a great idea.

[Bobbo Turley]

You know, you can.

[Caller]

You can put a little placard above it, you know, with somebody's award that you know, may have won with that thing.

[Bobbo Turley]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, there's something there. I want to definitely make it an Easter egg. A double headed Easter egg in the. What he's talking about is our video studio that's just covered with license plate and car crap. And you could slide it in there, no pun intended. And where only the people that are in the know would see it.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you work on that, Bobbo? You're a sneaky bastard. We got it.

[Caller]

We gotta frame it.

[Pre K]

I mean, we gotta see if it's still around.

[John Clay Wolf]

We could get another one, but you gotta make sure it's thin.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, like that. Like the bushes on the. On the. The Bad Bunny halftime show. You know, every one of Those bushes was played by a person.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

They were hidden in the bushes, much like our double headed.

[Pre K]

We hit it in the license plates.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. And if you put it in there, don't tell anybody.

[Pre K]

Oh, no, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, don't tell the girls that help decorate it.

[Bobbo Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just let them freak out when they find it.

[Bobbo Turley]

It's like, just like Bette Midler in the Rose. Once we die and they investigate our house. Oh, look, she's got a double header.

[John Clay Wolf]

You could strap it on on the side of that black chair. Oh, it just like where it just blends in. Black chair, black anaconda strap on. There's a lot of connotation there.

[Bobbo Turley]

You've got a deviant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or we could get two of them and cross them like a four way tire tool. Oh.

[Pre K]

Make it look like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. And then you could tape sockets on the end of it. And then it'd really be a secret.

[Bobbo Turley]

I can't believe you've never done methamphetamines. That's a very. That's a very messy idea.

[Caller]

Why do math when you have the John Clay Wolf show?

[Bobbo Turley]

Amen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jersey. Jersey. Jersey. What you got? Bradenton Jersey. Jersey.

[Caller]

Yeah, Jersey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jersey.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's Jersey. New Jersey. Anyway, it's actually old Jersey, but anyway, you guys had that thing there about £100 of weed, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller]

Yeah, I googled it. You ever try Google?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean, I'm on the radio taking this live, so I don't have time to Google with the guy. But you looked it up. What'd it say?

[Caller]

Yeah, it says the street value is anywhere from 180,000 to $350,000, depending on.

[John Clay Wolf]

The quality of the marijuana.

[Caller]

Yeah, I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a pothead from way back?

[Caller]

No. Hold on. Let me turn off my honey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kids, hang on now y' all need to get on out.

[Pre K]

We should get Bob Floyd on. He can talk about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, hang on just a second. Jersey, we've got a. We've got our own market maker here on the air with us. He knows about these things. Hold on. Let's see what he's got.

[Bobbo Turley]

And we're stacking the rags for the hottest cash and all the pot going on right now. This is a season to wait. But if you come across £100, now your friend there is a little, little bit optimistic when you're talking about street value, unquote, because you don't want to take six months to sell this stuff. Your money's all tied up and you want to go for the next Batch. Here's what you do. I'm saying 100 pounds, $100,000. You're getting those quarter pounds at a time, out of 250 each. Four of those is $1,000. Times 100 is 100,000. So you're marking up 80,000. You're screwing around, traveling all over the place with the stuff in your car, delivering, trying to sell a pound at a time. And nobody in New Jersey can afford that, sweetheart. What you want to do is unload as fast as you can. And as you're going with a quantity like that, sure, you're re upping. You're re upping your re upping. And in New Jersey, there are a lot of colleges and universities, especially nyu. I don't think it's too far to think about mit.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo Turley]

And where did Robin Williams and Christopher Reeves go? To our school, Juilliard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure, forget about it.

[Bobbo Turley]

Those guys use a lot of drugs of every kind. And if you got them, take them to Juilliard, then you might make something like 140,000. Now you've got your points.

[Caller]

Go to work.

[Bobbo Turley]

It's gonna be a great spring. I'm Bob Floyd, and you keep poking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Bob Floyd. Now we know the answer. All right, all right, all right, all right. We're gonna do some changes in time zones here. Everybody stay tuned. And if we lose, you go to jcwshow.com and it will continue on the stream. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars for America's best car buyer. GiveMeTheven.com sell us your card. GiveMeTheven.com and don't forget Gordon Boswell Flowers. Well, hell, it's too late.

[Pre K]

Yeah, too late now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mrs. Valentine's all right. Things I would say. She came over, I lost my nerve. I took her back and made her dessert.

[Bobbo Turley]

The John Clay Wolf show is heard every week on great stations like Philadelphia's classic rock station, 102.9 MGK and 97.5 KFNC, Houston's home for ESPN radio. Catch the nation's fastest growing podcast and live video [e-mail] and we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf.

[J.D. Ryan]

Show right after this.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. Check out all the Mayhem online podcast, replay, YouTube channel, Twitch socials, live stream [e-mail].

[John Clay Wolf]

Who'S the super hot ice skater from Holland? Jake Paul's girlfriend.

[Pre K]

Oh, the speed skater.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

I don't know her name, but she is hot. And she won a gold too.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's built like a brick ass house.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet that girl can squat like 400. Oh, I'm sure maybe five.

[J.D. Ryan]

Lunta J U T T.

[John Clay Wolf]

Say it again.

[Bobbo Turley]

Lovely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you seen the video where during earlier in the season where she's sliding, she went down and she's on her butt and it rips her pants?

[Pre K]

No, we need to find.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then in her thong is just hanging out. That's not her. Oh. It's her teammate.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But his damn sure's got some click.

[Pre K]

Those speed skaters. I mean, they all got some haunches on them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Even the little Asian ones.

[Pre K]

Yeah, they're not little Asians.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Why are Asians? Little question.

[Bobbo Turley]

He's not a hater.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist Tiger Woods. Mom, do you know why Asians are so little? Not all, but some of. Whoa. Why?

[Bobbo Turley]

Everybody know if you grow up in Asia, this much population, people everywhere, everybody share everything. Space, housing. You go to a walking park, go out to rook and ring.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that have to do with its body size? Too many people.

[Bobbo Turley]

We economize size because we're very smart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

Very intelligent, unlike most Americans.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't.

[Bobbo Turley]

This is not a dig because you have all the things you can do. Well.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wonder if it's because they didn't get to eat as much as everybody else. Like just ain't having to eat rice.

[Pre K]

Rice stunts their growth? Is that what you're saying?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I think it's a hard thing to. You gotta go way back, right into the way back. And they might not have had as much food as ever. Means, why are Neanderthals. Neanderthals? Why are Vikings so big and strong? Why is junta have thighs that can squat 600? I raised it 200 since I started thinking about it. Yeah, you know, they've got more grain up there. They've got more beef.

[Pre K]

But what about sumo wrestlers then?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that is, you know, there's a one off of everything. I mean, what about down syndrome? It has.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, let's go a different direction.

[Bobbo Turley]

John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's Rush Limbaugh. Good morning, Rush Limbaugh.

[Bobbo Turley]

How are you doing there? Having an ice storm, Weather anomaly.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all over the place.

[Bobbo Turley]

I heard asking why. Why Asians are so small. Yes, that's not the case.

[John Clay Wolf]

With all.

[Bobbo Turley]

You know, the Koreans will beat your ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

Big shape, big shape. A lot of training, very dangerous people. Many of the Aga on That look, the Southeast Asian peninsula reaches into the ocean and it is a beautiful place. Thailand very nearby. They're smaller because most of them live in the plains or in the city. And here in the United States, we have people that live in the, in the Great Plains, the Midwest. They're smaller as well. And they talk a little funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

You betcha.

[Bobbo Turley]

I've equated that with your issue. And that's like, you know, that's about as far as a golden microphone takes me on the subject that I'm allowed to talk about.

[John Clay Wolf]

You said just a bunch of nothing. I don't say what?

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, I was talking to Nixon about it the other day here in heaven.

[Pre K]

Oh, he doesn't like the Asian.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yes, Richard Nixon here, of course. And now he's been to China. He knows a little. Won't stop talking about China. You don't. Rush, China wants to walk. I can't really do them very well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo Turley]

But it's all he talks about is Terry. Now he has introduced me, he and his wife Pat. Lovely gal. She's here. Makes an excellent homemade Kung Pow.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's beautiful.

[Bobbo Turley]

And there you have it. From the, from the seat of the golden God of the Midwest, El Rajbo here on the Excellence in Broadcasting Network. Helen on loan from God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Rush. It's been a while.

[Pre K]

We figured out nothing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nothing at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, somebody had to do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Man said it so beautifully.

[Bobbo Turley]

Why are Asian so small? No, but we covered it. We covered Will never.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why is a pig's ass pork?

[Bobbo Turley]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. what have you got the news.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do we have here? Well, we're in Philadelphia. This is a Philly story. We actually have a pig picture of this identification card going up on our stream in a [e-mail] if you want to follow along with our YouTube stream. But a bar owner in Philadelphia. A bar owner in Philadelphia is blaming chat, GPT and tick tock for the surge in fake IDs this week. Yes, some young little 18 year old buck came in there, brought an ID with him and it had a fake birthday, but it also had Benjamin Franklin's photo on it. That's why the owner, the owner actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has now black, white, Latino or other.

[J.D. Ryan]

You'll see it up there in a moment. Well, Benjamin Franklin was white.

[Bobbo Turley]

Unbelievable.

[Pre K]

No, we know that. Who did the fake ID?

[John Clay Wolf]

McLevin.

[J.D. Ryan]

The name was Judy Sweltzer. Actually, the bar owners banned all drinkers under 25. Now at Dirty Frank's.

[Bobbo Turley]

25.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everyone under 25 is no longer allowed at Dirty Frank's in Center City.

[John Clay Wolf]

Definitely not a college bar.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dirty Frank's in Center City. Here's Jody and a couple of her staff talking about the issue. They are seeing cut number six.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the day that we're like, we're done. I have to preserve the bar. I have to preserve my license. They don't know how to drink.

[Caller]

They drink way too much. They throw up on the floor. They yell, they scream.

[Pre K]

Of course they do.

[J.D. Ryan]

They throw up on the floor.

[Bobbo Turley]

She's right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Drink too much.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I had a bar in college and I was under the age of 21 and I owned a bar, I got my buddy and it was just.

[Pre K]

That's amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two. Two. So the. The company name was INL Enterprises, Inc. INL stand for I'm not liable. My own creation, thank you very much. And I had John Sullins, one of my best buds, who was 21, own the stock. Carter and I, my. It was a group of friends, but Carter and I were both like 19 or 20, and Sullins was the stock owner. So that INL Enterprises and Sullins applied for the liquor license, and we were granted a liquor license. And I would go to King's Liquor to get my liquor order. And I remember, like, after a year, somebody stopped me one day and they're like, handy to see your id. I'm like, dude, I've got a liquor license. You don't think I'm 21. I don't have it on me. Like, that's a good point. But we, you know, being underage, owning a bar, you can imagine that we attracted underage clientele. And during that run of the fake IDs, and everybody was 19 years old, that was in the plaid pig. That was a good time, no doubt. Because one thing that everybody, all males love of all ages is young, beautiful gals. And we had them. And then we had the TABC start cracking down on us. So we hired off duty police officers. And what off duty police officers love.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, let me think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Young, beautiful gal. So they were pretty lenient. And as long as I had a cop and at the door, the door, it was kind of just as good as it ever was. Oh, yeah, come on in. It was in some big old fat slobby guy come up and kick him out. Yeah, that's right. He's no good.

[J.D. Ryan]

But 40, I don't care. I D's no good.

[Bobbo Turley]

This woman's banning everybody under 25.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's my point. Once. Then the next round, like two years later, when it got really bad. With the TABC. Texas alcoholic beverage Commission.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

We did have to crank down hard on the 21, and it killed our business because all of the guys that were coming for the young, beautiful gals, there was another bar down the street called Big Dogs that opened, and they were playing the same game, letting, taking fake IDs. So all the young, beautiful guys were down there. The first crop, right? The freshman crop.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it really wrecked our business. And my point is this big, ugly, fat Dirty Harry's or whatever that place.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is called, it's called Dirty Franks in Center City.

[John Clay Wolf]

She needs to rethink that policy move that she just did because this is going to affect her register quite a bit. Yeah, because no doubt the. The spread between 21 and 24 young, beautiful gals is real. Sure.

[Pre K]

I don't think they care about beautiful gals in Philadelphia.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it is Philadelphia.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

People in Philadelphia like to have sex.

[Pre K]

No, I just don't. How many beautiful gals do you see from Philadelphia?

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, they're fine. I. I was under that. I was under that impression. I was under that impression myself. And then I have a friend that's single up there named Paul Jenkins. Okay. Bali. Bali Walnut. And he. He drags out some young, beautiful gals. I. I didn't know that they existed in Philadelphia. I was like you. I didn't know that. That I thought they moved out of there immediately once they realized they were pretty.

[J.D. Ryan]

800, 800 radio. 800, 800 7234. That's the number to call and talk to John about the beautiful women that don't exist. Or maybe they do in Philadelphia.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the car segment is coming up next. The lightning round is what we call it. Call in 800-817-2-3,4. Give me year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. I'll hang a number on it for you. Joey bag of donuts. And I will bid your car on the air on behalf of give me the VIN. The show sponsored by givemetheven.com in this next segment, after we play this song is called the Lightning Round. You call and I take live calls and I bid your car that you want to sell. Sounds weird, is weird. Hang tight. Your fix to find out how weird. But if you want to sell one anywhere in the country, call right now. 800-800-7234. We'll be right back. I'm worth a lot more. I'm worth a lot more.

[Bobbo Turley]

I'm worth more.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what? You're right at. Givemethevin.com you are worth more and your car's worth more. And we want to pay more at.

[Bobbo Turley]

Give me the vin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because good cars are worth more and so are you. For top price, trust and ease of transaction. Give me the vin dot com. America's best car buyer. And remember, if we don't beat a deal from carvana or carmax, we'll pay you a hundred bucks.

[Bobbo Turley]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com. so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Next Sunday morning, Walnut Springs, Texas, GMTV garage, 9am cars, coffee, quesadillas. We did this a month ago. I said I'm going to start doing it on the last Sunday of every month, and that is next Sunday. So I will be at the GMTV garage in Walnut Springs, Texas. Probably have that yellow Diablo that I just got in, and we'll eat a little breakfast next door at the cantina and then go for a drive. Ricky and Pa, what's up?

[Caller]

Hey, buddy. How's it going today?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Good.

[Caller]

Hey, I was just wondering, you guys still bidding cars?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's not. Yeah, but what, what was your. What was your message?

[Caller]

Oh, I just wanted to tell everybody, have a wonderful day. Try not to freeze yourselves out over the weekend here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Caller]

And rock and roll for life, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rock and roll for life, man. From Ricky in. Your phone's registered Indiana. Pa. I don't know if you. But anyway, thank you, sir. John in Wilmington, Delaware. You've got 87 vertical, a Corvette convertible, 50,000 miles. The top, what kind of shape is the top in?

[Caller]

The top is in excellent condition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Caller]

It looks like it's been replaced recently. Automatic, Excellent condition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Automatic or stick?

[Caller]

It's an automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, for some reason, these are like the most, least desirable Corvettes in the planet. For some reason. I mean, I see you want 8,000 for it, and it sounds like I should buy it at 8,000, but I can't. I can't make it work. Does it have any rust on the frame?

[Caller]

There's no rust on the frame, but I does need a coat of paint. It was a fiberglass body, as you know. It was painted. It was original. Color is black, but it was faded black.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what she said.

[Caller]

How to do a paint.

[John Clay Wolf]

Someone knows how to do a paint. That's called a painter. Yeah. And that's Called a body shop is where the painter works. And when you take the car to the painter and say, please paint the car, he says, please get me $5,000. And that's what it cost.

[Caller]

Well, that's the whole thing. I thought somebody would do it less than that. And just to get it, you know, for, you know, it's shown off and sell it, you know, curb appeal.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand. I have a video on my YouTube channel, John Clay Wolf, and it says what it say, I never should have done this deal or I should have gotten out of this deal. And it tells a story about a deal, just like you're proposing to me right now. This started two and a half years ago. And see you. I'll give 2500 for it.

[Caller]

I would not be interested.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand. And I would not be interested at 3,000 because it needs. Anyway it doesn't need. You can get that thing painted by. For south of the border people. You don't have any south of the border people up there. But if you found some good like non card carrying that ICE has an important. If ICE hasn't deported them yet and you're dealing in cash, you can probably get done for 2,500. But if you've got to go through a real body shop that pays taxes and all that stuff, it's going to be five grand minimum, maybe eight.

[Caller]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm giving you option A and option B. Good luck. May the force be with you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Cleveland. Dorian in Pittsburgh, your stripper girls want to go to Vegas and drive my cars out there.

[Caller]

No. They heard that you were gonna enter a car in the Mint 500. And the one girl said, will you take me to Vegas if John is gonna have a car and he's gonna drive in it because she wants to meet you and go to that race, that off road race. She's a country girl. She's from West Virginia. Morgantown College.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got any pictures?

[Pre K]

It's for Bobbo's sake too, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

For Bobbo. Because my wife is probably going with me to that race and she will kill you. And I don't think that she's going to be proud of Dorian. Strippers that he drugged down from. From Pitt. Not for you, but for Babo, right?

[Bobbo Turley]

Let me handle it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Dorian, there's something here. There's something here. We got something here. We're just gonna work on it. Thank you. 800-800-723. For the websites jcw show you can email straight through there and you can watch our YouTube stream that's live in the studio. If you're sitting at home right now and you just want to watch it on your television, do it right there. My name is John Clay Wolf of by cars on the radio for America's best car buyer. GiveMeTheVin.com.

[Announcer]

This is the John Clay Wolf show. Check out the GMTV Garage YouTube channel, complete with live video stream at jcwshow.com.

[Bobbo Turley]

As I've grown older, I've dropped holidays from my calendar that I don't think apply anymore. And this year I'm proud to say that I dropped Valentine's Day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

And if you ladies want this holiday, we're not gonna even argue about that, are we?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because if you don't realize that men.

[Bobbo Turley]

Don'T give a about it, and if your husband is telling you that he does, then you have tortured him like some kind of prisoner of war.

[Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up on the cell phones. 800, 800 radio. And check out the podcast jcwshow.com and now welcome back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chris in Ocala, Florida, Florida. Chris in Ocala, Florida. Good morning on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got?

[Caller]

Good to hear me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you. Go, go, go, go.

[Caller]

I was asking him. I sold my truck to you guys about a year ago. Almost to the date, I think. Yeah, it was a 2005 Ram SRT10 Viper truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it a two door quad cab? Quad cab.

[Caller]

Okay, four door. Yep, quad cab. The experience was great with you. And give me the vin. But I wonder what happened to it. I missed that truck. Regret selling it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take the VIN number and put it in Google and you'll see where it went from there in most cases. Google is an amazing tool. Yeah, I don't remember it. How many miles were on it?

[Caller]

Like 75,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it'll. I. We buy and sell about 800 cars a week. It gives me the VIN. So I don't. I'd be lying if I said I remembered it. I'm sorry, I don't remember. Your kid at the choir practice. I don't remember it, but I'm sure it was great. And he did a good job at the concert. I don't know, but if you. If you want to track down your family members, just put them in Google.

[Caller]

I never even thought of that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Pre K]

You only remember the pretty ones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that one Was pretty smiley. Yeah.

[Pre K]

It's not special.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. If that. 2,000 miles on, I might remember.

[Bobbo Turley]

Do you get that a lot? People wondering where their car is or their truck?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't talk to people a lot, to tell you the truth. Because what. What I've learned is when I talk to someone, like a radio listener.

[Bobbo Turley]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Off air. Then. Then. And I love to. Quickly. There's a lot of people that are cool, but there's. And then. So you're a listener and you hit me on whatever. And I reply. And then you're like, hey, give me a call. I'm like, what do you need? Like, I gotta talk to you about it. Give me a call. I'm like, you gotta tell me what you need. Well, you're a jerk. I'm like, well, because if I call you, then you're gonna have my phone number. And then what happens is you start calling me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I get a new friend. And I'm unfortunately not looking for new friends right now. And it's not that I'm a jerk. It's that I don't have time for new friends. I don't have time for my kids. I don't have time for my wife. I don't have time for my old friends. So I can't be adding new friends to my time thing.

[Bobbo Turley]

I'm with you totally, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

But, you know, you're really good talking to people. Like, when you have this drive coming up next Sunday, you really like. More than most people I've known in radio. You actually like talking to people.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Most radio people don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just. When it's. When it's over, I need it to be.

[Bobbo Turley]

Be over.

[J.D. Ryan]

You need to be over?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You have somebody beside you to push them away.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no. I'm not. I mean, like, after that day. Because once we. Then. Then it's. Hey, man, we're talking at the. We were talking about time. I was there. Yeah. And I remember. But. But it just starts piling up and I. I don't have time. Sure. So I have to make. It's. It's some. It's just the way my life is.

[Pre K]

So if you want to talk to John, go at Cars, KCD and Coffee next.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cars and Coffee in Quesadillas next Sunday morning, Walnut Springs, Texas. I've got my own little storage thing there with cool cars in it called GMTV Garage. And it is right across, almost like that alleyway from Bosque Cantina. And we'll meet at 9am at GMTV garage. Bring all your cars, walk across the street, have some brunch, get on the road and go drive this figure 8 loop that is just completely badass out here in the Texas hill country. We did it the other day and there was quite a show up, quite a turnout.

[Pre K]

And I recommend the sausage, the wagyu stuffed sausage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Holy cow. It's good. I mean, it is good.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got in the mail, boss?

[J.D. Ryan]

You got people. Actually, you got a huge fan fan letter from somebody. I don't think you've ever met him though. He's in Virginia Beach. Do you know this fella? It is James Akers and he says, I'm hoping John will read this or at least it'll get to him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do it in your Casey Kayson voice. Golly, this sounds like a long distance shout out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dear John, I'm 45, I'm a 45 year old and last year I almost passed away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ouch.

[J.D. Ryan]

From pulmonary embolism.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. Yeah, that's when you're. When your thing. Aorta detaches.

[J.D. Ryan]

Detaches. Yeah. While in the hospital, John, I seriously watched every episode you put on YouTube and that's kept my spirits up the whole time. John, I think you'd be crying at this point. I have a 14 year old son and I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rob, maybe we shouldn't hide all those episodes then because we're saving lives with them. I just told him all the old YouTube episodes. Hide them.

[J.D. Ryan]

He and I go to car shows. We're gonna ask about that in a minute. He and I go to car shows and we've been working on a Toyota Tacoma together, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

You are so funny and well, smart and a great buyer and seller.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, sell that bitch. I guess if I just wanted to reach out to you from the oceanfront of Virginia Beach, John, and tell how much I love you and how much I appreciate you and you're just freaking awesome. I'd love to meet you someday. Hope this finds you well. From Atlantic Avenue, apartment 1608 in Virginia beach, it's James Akers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, James. I'm glad we could help. Speaking of archived shows, we just put up a batch of archived podcast audio only, jcwshow.com and what years were those from, Bob?

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, man. 15, 16, 17, 18.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought they were. I thought they were the old ones. So they're not the Cletus ones from. From 0607?

[Bobbo Turley]

I am not sure. I'm not in charge of that project, but I've been watching them come in.

[John Clay Wolf]

For you to be in charge of that project.

[Bobbo Turley]

100 at a time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why'd you take your. The YouTube stuff down?

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't. Or did we?

[Pre K]

It's gone.

[Bobbo Turley]

It's gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, because the YouTube algorithm was saying that it thinks it hurts us.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Having too many up there hurts us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. On the live feeds. Because the live feeds don't, like. If we put a video up, we get somewhere between a hundred and two hundred thousand and a hundred thousand video views on the long forms, and the live feeds get like 10,000, 15,000.

[J.D. Ryan]

So that brings.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, so, yeah, that's why.

[J.D. Ryan]

Makes sense. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because most of our listeners are on the radio, not on YouTube, like, 95 of them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. But if you do want to be part of the community, go to the YouTube [e-mail] how many people are on there right now? 711 are on there. And join the chat on the side, and you'll meet a lot of other people like you that have bad senses of humor and poor taste. Birds of a feather. My name is John Clay Wolf. I know because I'm the one that brought them together. Right. I buy cars. The radio for America's best car buyers. Givemetheven.com WMGK Good morning, Philadelphia. WDVE up in Pittsburgh. Good morning to y', all, too. We will be doing an event up there soon. I've been promising that for a while. I was gonna do Pittsburgh last year, and then I got in trouble for a transvestite comment.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they canceled it. Yes. I'm part of the cancel culture. We'll be right back.

[Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up 800-800-RADIO. And check out the [e-mail] or john claywolf.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speech impediment. Terence, what's going on?

[Caller]

Well, happy Valentine's Day.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Caller]

To everyone, and happy President's Day coming up.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's two. What's on your mind? How are you in Austin?

[Caller]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you in Austin?

[Caller]

No. Yes, I am in Austin. Last week, you said something about when we talk about the who you want to win the Super bowl, we said something about Nebraska. I was like, what?

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Did you make any super bowl bets? Speech impediment. Terrence.

[Caller]

No, I didn't have no back, but I thought. Chad. Seahawks.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you for checking in, sir. It's always a pleasure.

[Caller]

I'll go Bush, y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All. See you. I could not translate the end there. What did he say? Go Bush Hogs.

[Pre K]

Yeah, Bush Hogs and hasta la vista, baby.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sounds like Biden in a name.

[Pre K]

He sounded actually pretty clear this today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Usually I hear your music. What you got, Turley Football?

[Pre K]

Oh, I don't know. He was asking about bets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, oh, oh, oh. Hey, hang on. We got something to talk about. So have you. Have you listened to the tape?

[Pre K]

Yes. Three minutes and four. If you go 3:14:30.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have it handy?

[Pre K]

No, because I couldn't find it on YouTube. You have to go to Facebook right now to find the. The replays, the shows.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so Turley and I made a bet. We doubled down on the 650 for the super bowl, and I took the Seahawks. And he says he took the Seahawks.

[Pre K]

Yes, because you moved the line. So originally, I was gonna do +4 New England, because that's what the line was. And you moved it to three and a half.

[Caller]

Half.

[Pre K]

I said, yeah, I'll take the Seahawks plus three and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have audio proof of this?

[Pre K]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You play it for us.

[Pre K]

I can't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to go on there. I want you to prove we're on the radio. We need. Okay, here's what we're gonna do.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're going to let the public do the referee replay.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're gonna let everybody call in and see if you were right or wrong. If you were right, I will gladly pay the debt. If you're wrong, I will not. I have not. I have not listened to this because I know. I thought that I took the Seahawks three and a half.

[Pre K]

Yes, you did think that, but he was not correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we need to prove this, and then we will. We will get to the bottom of this immediately.

[Bobbo Turley]

I got a guy, Josh Merrick down in Houston, is an archivist of the show. I'm ever looking for something, I call him. And, like, he usually knows.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's just a listener and he's. He's got everything.

[Bobbo Turley]

He's totally into the podcast.

[Pre K]

Okay, go to 3 hours, 14 minutes and 30 seconds.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need a clip of this. It won't play off your computer.

[Pre K]

No, because it's got to be on Facebook. I'm not logged in Facebook on here. Okay, if it was YouTube, I could do it, but everything's gone from YouTube.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we'll just tell Rob to open that one back up. It's really. It's a. It's a click of a switch.

[Bobbo Turley]

You gotta have proof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm. I Just want to understand, because my wife and I were talking about this, and she says you get a little confused when it comes to math sometimes. And she said, we need to listen to this because I thought you took the Seahawks, too, but I wasn't listening that close.

[Pre K]

Yeah, you. Well, because remember, when you move the line. I remember I moved the line and I had the option. It's like you moved it to three and a half. Sure, I'll take that.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's what it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Were you already the.

[Pre K]

I was before that. This is where I confused you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Pre K]

Because I was at plus four. I'll take the points for New England.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Pre K]

And you decided to move the line. I was surprised by that. Okay. And you moved it to three and a half. And I'm like, sure, yeah, I'll take three and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

But did you. Yeah, with Seattle. But did you say with Seattle?

[Pre K]

Yeah, I said plus three and a half. Seattle. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I want to listen to this proof. We need. We need forensic evidence, because that. Now it's sounding exactly the way I remember it. You're like, yeah, I'll do that. You sat there. Oh, you acted like you were taking a dump. And then you're like, okay, I'll take that. And. But I thought you meant you're gonna keep where you were.

[Pre K]

Now, I would have said I would take +3 and a half to New England if I were to do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that's where you were.

[Pre K]

You were.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were with. I just. I. I know I moved the damn line. Now what he's questioning if I move the Damn line from 4 and a half to 3 and a half. You are right. But your pivot to jump teams is what I'm questioning, and I just want to hear it. Yeah, I just want to hear it. Is that too much to ask?

[Pre K]

No, I would have had it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, guys trying to shake me down for thirteen hundred dollars, and I'm just asking for the replay. That's all I'm asking for is a little proof. But ironically, you show up this morning and you got all this audio prepared, but you don't have that one.

[Pre K]

Ironically, somebody asked to remove all this proof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, it's a button. It's a button. I bet it's live already. If you look from last week, Rob just has to push a button. He didn't kill them all. He just hit them all. There it is. No. Yeah. I don't know. We'll figure this out.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, the really positive thing is that Turley's not an actual bookmaker. Or you'd be in trouble.

[Pre K]

Somebody would be knocking on his door.

[Bobbo Turley]

You got to be room. You got to remember what you. What the bet was.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, I've been watching the Sopranos. I'm in season two now. It's so good.

[Bobbo Turley]

Look it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love the crackhead that owns the sports store and his daughter. His son picks Tony's daughter up in a SUV for school.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the guy got into a game and got in over his head. The dad did. So Tony took. Took the car as a deposit against the 45, 000 that he was down. And he took the kid's car and he gave it to his daughter. Yeah. As a gift. And she was all excited and sat in it. She said, wait, this is Jimmy Einstein's car or something? And he's like, yeah. And he explained to her what it really happened. And his daughter would not accept the gift because it was a gambling debt.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of her friend's father.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's a great arc. That's a great season. That was Terminator 2 guy. The sporting goods store owner.

[J.D. Ryan]

Owner.

[Bobbo Turley]

He's also the guy that looks just like Don Henley who's playing the bad guy on Tulsa King. Yeah, Current season. We were watching last night, me and John were watching Tulsa King goes, A guy walks up with his hat and the glasses on. I said, don Henley. And John goes, really? Is that because he looks just like Don Henley? Like old current day Don Henley.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got in the news, Jay?

[J.D. Ryan]

We have Florida State news if you'd like. Going to Florida.

[Bobbo Turley]

And now he's got that audio. America's own Land Down Under.

[Pre K]

It had been removed.

[Bobbo Turley]

Time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D. ryan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, just a couple of moments ago you heard a fight here in the studio that may go to blows. This is kind of odd, especially for Florida, especially for a senior citizen center. A bunch of Florida senior citizens got into a brawl where. Where might you say? On the pickleball court. It started over an argument about somebody stepping into the kitchen during the game. 63 guy allegedly swore at a woman. He hit her husband with a pickleball paddle, punched another guy in the nose. I mean this guy got radical and then he actually pushed a 70 year old woman to the ground. Not cool at all. And of course they called 911 and of course we have that audio. John got number seven.

[Caller]

Hello, We're First Creek pickleball court and there's a fight that's broken out and we need help. Come quick, please.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How many people are fighting?

[Caller]

There's about 20 people. Okay. Don't break. No, no. I mean, somebody hit somebody with a pickleball paddle. Hit somebody in the head.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie Sports Wiener is a weapon.

[Caller]

But we need help.

[J.D. Ryan]

We need help right now at the pickleball court.

[Pre K]

Oh, you know, it's like a bunch of 50 year olds. And plus up there rolling around.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have you ever seen the video of the two old guys that get out on the street and they're gonna fight and there for like 45 seconds swinging and everybody's missing. Finally, one of them just falls down. All right, so you wonder, do they smoke any dope in Florida? Well, a chase that begins with the begin with the Florida highway patrol following a stolen white Honda, driving erratically at high speeds. That part's unusual. Running stop signs, having numerous misses with pedestrians. It ended up with the arrest of 34 year old Jenny Fails, who reportedly, by the way, asked the troopers, you'd think maybe. What would you ask for? Yes. For a lawyer. Yes. For your phone call.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope.

[J.D. Ryan]

She wanted hamburgers and fries. Listen to this. Cut 8.

[John Clay Wolf]

Florida Highway Patrol says troopers spotted a.

[J.D. Ryan]

White Honda Accord Wednesday night.

[John Clay Wolf]

They say the woman driving west did not pull over from running the red light at Evans to crossing the stoplight at Fowler. She kept driving under the influence down.

[J.D. Ryan]

Elmo K. According to the report, she refused to perform field sobriety exercises and a breathalyzer test. The trooper says she repeatedly told them, just let me go. Let's go chill, eat a hamburger and fries. And questioned why they couldn't just go out to eat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fales is in custody at the Lee.

[J.D. Ryan]

County Jail with a suspended driver's license from Georgia. But even though this was in Florida, believe it or not, we have Jenny Fales right here in the studio today to ask her why in the world were you driving like that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, I am here, baby. You're here getting the dealers in Florida. You tell the tabloids I have arrived.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're. You're here.

[Bobbo Turley]

I have a ride, sweetheart.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good to have you here.

[Bobbo Turley]

They call me Jenny Fails.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jenny Fails.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no police in Florida.

[Bobbo Turley]

Don't know. I changed my name because I've been married to J. Marcus. Jimmy Dill the Pickle. Everybody call him the pickle since 2018. Now we ain't church married.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you're not church married. We ain't church married, no.

[Bobbo Turley]

But we go out for cheeseburgers and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fries all the time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

And we had a true, lasting love for many years. Until last week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jimmy the Pickle.

[Bobbo Turley]

Jimmy Dale told me him and his brother Tyrone last Sunday okay. They were gonna go take themselves a pool table, put it in his house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

We don't live together.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we've been married.

[Bobbo Turley]

We've had many cheeseburgers together over the years getting high. And he was a big, fine looking man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

I thought I would take them some red, red link plates like they like a hot link.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

From Kankai Hot links in Bankhead where we live. And his brother wasn't there and there wasn't no pool table there neither. But you know who was there?

[J.D. Ryan]

Who was there?

[John Clay Wolf]

That little old, little bitty pretty white. Oh, oh, hey, Quarrel.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, she was.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she was in the house.

[J.D. Ryan]

She was in the house.

[John Clay Wolf]

She was upstairs.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, she was upstairs in the bedroom.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not a good sign.

[Bobbo Turley]

With Jimmy Dale Pickle.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jimmy Dill Pickle.

[Bobbo Turley]

So you know what I done?

[J.D. Ryan]

What you do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Stole her car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's the Honda.

[John Clay Wolf]

I stole her car.

[J.D. Ryan]

You were a Honda?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it was a beautiful car.

[J.D. Ryan]

White.

[Bobbo Turley]

Now it didn't look as good when I got to Florida with it because a long way, you know, from Atlanta and Florida must have been at least.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, 700 miles. Yeah, that's pretty good. I didn't get all the way down there in the south Florida. What? And I was just going to give myself a cheeseburger all the way down.

[Bobbo Turley]

There, you know, I was drinking just a little bit of that red ball.

[J.D. Ryan]

Red ball, Red ball.

[Bobbo Turley]

Drink that red ball.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know what that is.

[Bobbo Turley]

It's a cinnamon whiskey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

I don't know what y' all called out in Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

You a good looking man too. You like a cheeseburger?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I don't want a cheeseburger. But I appreciate you coming bring out here to Florida.

[Bobbo Turley]

I need $18,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give myself out of this.

[Bobbo Turley]

J. All right, funny.

[J.D. Ryan]

D.J. ryan, Jenny Fast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, thank you. We'll be back with this. We did find the audio. Stay tuned. We are going to get to the bottom of this sports betting and see if see who owes who $1300. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars on the radio. For America's best car buyer, Give me the VIN.com.

[Bobbo Turley]

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[J.D. Ryan]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Bobbo Turley]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Bobbo Turley]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Bobbo Turley]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Bobbo Turley]

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[John Clay Wolf]

And live from the United States, it's Saturday morning.

[Bobbo Turley]

It's the John Clay Wolf show starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ Pre K, Keith Richards, Rush Limbo and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning, everybody. Are we joining Colorado right now? I think so. That's Mountain time. We're managing four time zones. We're obviously live. 800-800-72-3-49. Now, Mike and I, Turley, he and I have been working together for what, 15 years? 16 years. 13 years.

[Pre K]

2010.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. 16 years. Okay. Almost. Okay. And we bet on the season week by week. And the last year, I lost and I paid him through the company and we took the taxes out. And I'm gonna do this. If I'm wrong on this one, then I'm going to pay you again through the company, of course. But I'm going to add the taxes back.

[Pre K]

Oh, that's nice of you.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's even more. All right, cuz. And I thought about this, cuz I'm. We doubled down where he was up 650 bucks last Saturday, and we doubled down on the super bowl, and the line was four and a half. And I moved it to three and a half for the Seahawks. And I took the Seahawks. Seahawks. And I was watching the game so happy and excited. I was like, oh, I've got him. I mean, we're gonna zero out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Done.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then so I bumped him at the end, like, you know, sorry, bud. You know, you suck. Yeah.

[Pre K]

And he said, thanks for moving. Or we just said, thanks for doubling down. Yeah, we're even now. I'm like, huh? Wait, what are you talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm throwing the coaches challenge to see. I want Replay. And we're going to let everybody call in and tell us. I have not heard this tape. I said, we're going to play the tape of what was exactly said last week. We were live at Gas Monkey in Dallas at Gas Monkey Ice House, doing a remote in a car show. Mike was back here at the studio. So I didn't. I was thinking about this. I didn't see you. I didn't look at your eyes. So that could have caused some more confusion on my end.

[Pre K]

And there's a second delay, too. So anytime for me talking to you guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, there is.

[Pre K]

So I could see how I. You listen back to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, now we're gonna listen. Rob has put up a poll on the chat.

[Pre K]

Oh, they're gonna definitely take you because it's just you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let's listen. I mean, it's E. Is it? But is it. Is it. It's very. Is it blurry? Oh, it's very obvious to me.

[Pre K]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, here's the question. Who made the bet for three and a half on the Seahawks? Was it Mike or me? Go ahead.

[Pre K]

I'm gonna say I'm taking the Patriots and the points here. Pay attention. John, what do you go with?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking. I'm thinking. I'm thinking. I'm thinking. I'm thinking I'm going to go with the Hawks for three and a half.

[Pre K]

So you're moving the line.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Pre K]

So will they win by field goal?

[John Clay Wolf]

And then you would win.

[Pre K]

I'm going to take that. Yeah, I'll take the three and a half there.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if I'd have gone two and a half, you would have gone Hawks.

[Pre K]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

We will never know. We'll never know. The bet is placed. The deed is done. 600. Oh, my God. I feel stronger about it now than I did before.

[Pre K]

How?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I even use an example of. You would have gone with the Hawks if the example.

[Pre K]

You're confused though, because I said, I'll take that if. And anybody knows if they ever bet before you say if you're taking the points. The other team you say, plus the points, New England, which I did at the beginning. And then you change the line, which was your call.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Which was fine. The game we play, which I was like, sweet.

[Pre K]

All right, this is falls. Right what I wanted. I'll take the three and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seattle, we have a call in number so you can make your ruling. But I do from the video booth. I need the referees out there in America to call in and tell us who made what bet. So 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. Let's do it one more time.

[Pre K]

But I can say. And I could see how you got confused on that because you moved the line. That's where the part gets.

[John Clay Wolf]

We move the line all the time.

[Pre K]

I know, but you're. I flipped it on you because I went from saying plus four, New England. You'll hear at the beginning here. Then you said, well, plus three and a half, Seattle.

[Bobbo Turley]

I'm like, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when I gave the example to be clear, did that not. Why did you.

[Pre K]

Why did you pay attention?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did you not contradict me?

[Pre K]

Because I wasn't. That's what I wasn't gonna do. I think plus three, Seattle play it. I'm gonna say I'm taking the Patriots and the points here. John, what do you go with?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking. I'm thinking. I'm thinking. I'm thinking. I'm thinking I'm gonna go with the Hawks for three and a half.

[Pre K]

So you're moving the line. So will they win by a field goal?

[John Clay Wolf]

And then you would win.

[Pre K]

I'm gonna take that. Yeah. I'll take the three and a half there.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if I'd have gone two and a half, you would have gone Hawks.

[Pre K]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

We will never know. We'll never know. The bet is placed. The deed is done. 600.

[Pre K]

That's where it stops there.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have an online poll on the chat right now, and there's several hundred people that have voted. And it is almost. It's basically a tie. So confusion is definitely in the air.

[Pre K]

It's just because of the move in the line. And I could see, yes, it's very obvious that you can be confused by it if you haven't bet before.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chester Heights, pa. What do you say? You're on the air.

[Caller]

I say he. He took the Patriots and the three and a half points.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Pre K]

I did not say that, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what.

[Caller]

That's what it sounded like.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy has no skin in the game. We've been on in PA for like five minutes. He doesn't care about me. He doesn't care about you. So I'm gonna. There's one J.W. turley.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let's go to Robert in Houston. Robert, what's your. What's your deal?

[Caller]

So I think we're. Turley got himself. As he said, I'll take that. I'll take the points. And I think that puts them on the Patriots.

[Pre K]

Now, the three and a half, though. I'm taking Seattle.

[John Clay Wolf]

But did you say that? Right?

[Caller]

But when you say you're. When you say you're taking the points, that means you're taking the plus.

[Pre K]

I have to say New England.

[Caller]

You were given the. Well, if you were. If you were on Seattle, you would say, I would give the points.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, here's another. Houston, Texas. We've got a lot of degenerate gambling professionals in Houston. Good morning, Houston.

[Caller]

Good morning. As a Seattle Seahawks fan. Go Seahawks. John, you win the bet, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Oxford, Arkansas. What's your take? Arkansas. I'm just taking these blind. I don't have your name. 501 area code. You're on. Yeah. Who won?

[Bobbo Turley]

Hello?

[Caller]

Yep, John, you definitely won. You clearly said if you had taken the Seahawks, and. And Mike didn't go for it, so you definitely want.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, another Houston. Nathan, what's your take?

[Caller]

Dude, he needs to pay you your money.

[Pre K]

I don't have to pay anything. He's the one who's paying me. It would be even.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Queen in Nashville.

[Caller]

Hey, John, thanks for taking my call because obviously you won the bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

And.

[Caller]

And, you know, he's just projecting his confusion on you. He keeps making excuses that you're confused. It's like, wow, a lot of projection, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lots of projection. Russell in Texas. Go.

[Caller]

Yes, sir. The. Whoever had the points are irrelevant on this bet. The Seahawks 29 13. So whoever had the Seahawks wins the bet. The difference was 16 points.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he's saying he had the Seahawks.

[Caller]

Three and a half, four and a half, or whatever, it doesn't matter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, but he's saying that he took the Seahawks.

[Caller]

He wins the bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

But did he? Anthony? Houston. Everybody's in Houston. That's a gambler matric. Max turned the whole town. Anthony there?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm here.

[Bobbo Turley]

John.

[Caller]

He definitely said, listen, I bet for years. I'm originally from New York. You know that. You've met me. If you say I'm taking the points, that means you're taking the Pats. So he took the Pats. I don't care whether he said Patriots or not. He took him.

[Pre K]

Thank you. Do you think you have to say who you're taking there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Crab. Crab in Southern California. What you got?

[Caller]

Don't start at five o' clock anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead.

[Caller]

For sure. But you can't play with Turley Sports Manor. He's. I'm still confused, so I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. All right, one more. Christian in Florida. What do you got?

[Caller]

Mike? Mike, you lost, buddy. Because he asked if you were going to take. If he would have made it two and a half, you would have taken Seattle. And you said, I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

But why would I say something we'll never know?

[John Clay Wolf]

I went for clarification. Let's. Okay, hang on one more time. Now that we've all been through this, play it one more time. Listen close to the end.

[Pre K]

I'm going to say I'm taking the Patriots and points here. John, what do you go with?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking. I'm thinking. I'm thinking. I'm thinking. I'm thinking I'm gonna go with the Hawks for three and a half.

[Pre K]

So you're moving the line.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Pre K]

So will they win by a field goal.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then you would win.

[Pre K]

Going to take that? Yeah, I'll take the three and a half there.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if I'd have gone two and a half, you would have gone Hawks.

[Pre K]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

We will never know. We'll never know.

[Bobbo Turley]

So it's all semantics. But here's the deal. You can't say that Turley's projecting confusion. I know Turley as well as anybody. There's no confusion to project there. So semantically this could go. The really positive thing, John, is you don't owe Turley any money anymore and it's all even on the season. Reason.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's not in his eyes. 1300.

[Pre K]

If you were confused and don't want to do it, that's fine. I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope, nope. I'm gonna high road this. I'm not going to pay the taxes, but I'm going to pay you the 1300 because you believe that's what you were doing. And really this is. You showed up out here and worked while we were all having fun in Dallas and had we all been together, we wouldn't have had this confusion if we would have been. If we weren't on remote. So I'm going to high road this. I'm not even going to say what I think because everybody else already said it for me and I am going to rob turn in a thirteen hundred dollar bonus for Michael Turley.

[Pre K]

See, now you're. Now you're trying to do is the guilt.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not trying to do anything. It's already done on the board. On the board it says 58 to 42% on the chat room that, that they see my point. However, you honestly believe that. So if you did, and I understood you believed it, we would have kept wiggling around and I feel like I.

[Pre K]

Probably would have lost I should have just clarified, I guess, at the end to make sure everybody knows, hey, I'm taking three and a half points, Seattle. If I said that at the end, then, yeah, that would have. I think it would have cleared it up for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if you. If you know, don't start. Don't start talking to me like I'm. Like I'm special needs.

[Bobbo Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like I'm special needs. Wow. I don't have down syndrome right now. And at the end of that tape, I try to clarify it for you. And I said, so if this would have happened, you would have taken Seattle. That was your moment to say, I did take Seattle. Right.

[Pre K]

Yeah. That was why I was cleared. I. I thought. Thought it was clear that I did, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, do we have to replay it again to show that? I said we can just do it. Right? So if we would have gone down to whatever, then you would have taken Seattle, and you said, we'll never know.

[Pre K]

I mean, I could have said. Told you the.

[John Clay Wolf]

You should have said, I am Seattle. You're confused.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. No, that's right.

[Pre K]

I should have said. I just figured you were not confused. I didn't realize that you were confused.

[Bobbo Turley]

Momentary lapse of clarity. I'm not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm fine.

[Pre K]

Let me go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's what we're doing.

[Pre K]

It's fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's taking the money.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm taking the win. There you go, ladies and gentlemen, I'm taking the win.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I so. So my. My entire super bowl experience that I thought I was winning the whole time, and I'm laughing because I beat his ass.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he doubled down on me for the whole season, and I got him and I got even. I won that. But I'm gonna pay him because he is for other reasons. Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's a very good thing you're doing there, John, because that's a win.

[J.D. Ryan]

Win.

[Bobbo Turley]

This guy, every week, every game of the season of football, this guy, every week, he says, oh, you want to move the line? I'm gonna go with you. I'm like, you can have that, John. And you wind up 650 back at the Super Bowl. What are you gonna do? It's a very nice thing you're doing. Very nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's from the East Coast. I'm a little scared of him. He might send somebody a after me. So I'm just going to roll with it and I'll just buy an insurance.

[Pre K]

I admit that I did bait you to do that. That was true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Pre K]

I baited you to hopefully you move the line on it. And you did. And that I should have clarified. So this.

[John Clay Wolf]

If we didn't work together, I would not be paying. So we will be clear on that too. So we're going to set the line on the cars and that's coming up next. And you call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Tell Pre K what you'll take for your car and I'll tell you if I'm over or under. And if I'm over, I'm buying it. If I'm under, I'm letting you keep it. I'm passing perfect. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4 year make, model, miles average, rougher, clean. And all these bets coming up will be booked through the website. Givemetheven.com Be right back.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John clay wolf show presented by. Give me the vid dot com. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is where we bid cars on the area on the air. Charlie forgivetheven.com you've got a 884 runner SR5. Odo went out at 260,000 miles. Sinks he put about 40. So 300,000 miles. Miles, five speed. Is it two grand? Okay.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Thanks, Courtney. In Texas, you've got a 85 Scottsdale Chevy square body truck, three quarter ton. Is that right?

[Caller]

Yeah. Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

126,000 original miles, four wheel drive, regular cabin. What's the paint look like? What's the paint look like?

[Caller]

I just had it painted.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Caller]

Recently about it, maybe six, seven, eight months ago. Mako and keller.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow. You really went all out. Well, did you put the body. Did you. What did mako charge? Just out of curiosity.

[Caller]

I believe it was 3,500.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's great. Did they put the body moldings on the sign or is it just. Is it blank white?

[Caller]

No, I stripped it all down. I mean everything. Sanded it down to the bare metal.

[John Clay Wolf]

But today. Did you put the body moldings on it?

[Caller]

No, sir. It's. It's. There's nothing on it. The headlights are there and then there's a milk crate. I still got the bench seat. But to move it in and out of my shop, I just sit on milk crate to move it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's the, where's the interior?

[Caller]

It's. It's in my shop. I was gonna go back with the LMC and just, you know, wasn't trying to make it a Show truck. But I was trying to go back with everything new.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you're tired of. You're tired of the. Okay, it says you've got seven grand in it. I need to buy this truck and finish it. So I'm gonna, you know, on my rate of return and probably take six months because we're not very quick at finishing anything. What motor is in it?

[Caller]

It's a 350.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's a white three quarter. I'll. Will you take seven grand for it? I'll finish the project.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I'm gonna buy runs, right?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah, yeah. The AC and the heat works. I bought it from the original owner. Old man lives here in Santos.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is say, oh, Santo. I've got a friend out there, Janie Braswell. I know exactly where you. Yes. Yeah. She's got all those cars she's on.

[Bobbo Turley]

Mm.

[Caller]

Yeah. Mike, her husband passed away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, that lady's got the. Are you familiar with her car collection?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's ridiculous.

[Caller]

I knew Mike pretty well.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's ridiculous. I mean, it's like, amazing. Actually. I'm going out there and doing a video with her in about a month. Okay. I own another project. That's what I'm looking for in my life. Life. However, the only reason I'm doing this is because I have heartstrings for it. I like these cars. I mean, I'm. You know, there's cars that you just look at, like money, and there's cars you look at with passion. And I like your truck. That's the only reason I'm taking on the project. So. Right. Sold on the windshield. And I'll get somebody to get with you. And here we go.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. And don't tell anybody I bought a project because I swear off doing it. But I like that one. We'll be right back.

[Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[J.D. Ryan]

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[Announcer]

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[Bobbo Turley]

Hey.

[Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

She actually wanted me to talk dirty to her. Yeah. But I didn't do it. Yeah, I don't think she really wants to hear what I have to say. We settled on sexual fantasies. You know, thank God I asked her to tell me what hers was first. Cause they weren't even close, you know, hers were all about romance and feelings and some sort of candle. Mine are just positions. She was like, I want to be in Paris on Valentine's Day and some other stuff. I wasn't listening. She's like, it's your turn, honey. I'm like, great, let's take a look at my diagram. You take your left leg and put it at a 45 degree angle like this. All right, listen up, because here's why we need your friend.

[Caller]

Kathy.

[Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

I wasn't able to get to these couple of guys and I wanted to get to them before we go. Real quick. Jason in Pittsburgh, 0306 with 33 Catback Borla exhaust, car's worth 20, 21 grand.

[Caller]

Really?

[Bobbo Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

I guess the market really died on that, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but I mean, it's just not like to get the 30 that you want, we need a, we need a, a 8,000 mile car, not 33. Yeah, I, I bought one and actually it's showing up in MMR for a 20,600 in New Orleans in red that had in, in January that had 34,000 miles on it. And that was at an auction. Thank you, Kevin. A 16 Cadillac CTSV does has 11,000 miles.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want 7, 500?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't call you for that. You know better than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then pre K. Why are you. Why, why did you write once 7,500?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought that's what he said, 75.

[Caller]

No, you, I, I did. I said 75. But no, he said 100 and I just laughed. No, y' all know better than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want 75, 000.

[Caller]

Yeah, I mean, it's a $90,000 car, is new, so I don't know what it's worth now. We bought it brand new and it sits in the garage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, it ain't 75,000.

[Caller]

I haven't called. I haven't, I ain't called anybody. So we're gonna let you say, give.

[John Clay Wolf]

Me some number and sure I'll buy it. Let me give you a real number on it. But, but your numbers is, is. It's too damn high way the hell off.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's worth, you know, I'd give 5,750. 57, 500 addition.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 11, 000 miles on it.

[Caller]

Yeah, what color sits in the garage?

[John Clay Wolf]

Black.

[Caller]

It's the only color we buy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you, and you're in Nashville. Okay. Yeah. 57, 50, 59. Black. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I might go a little more, but I'd like to buy it. But, yeah, that. That's the real money. Sorry for the confusion. Pre K. He. Well, that's why it's called Pre K is because he didn't get out of grade school. No, no, no.

[Pre K]

I asked him to specify. Okay. And he said 7,500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, we're good. I mean, we've gone from 7,500 to almost 60,000 in the phone call, but now everybody's happy. And exactly.

[Pre K]

Speaking of Nashville, we're looking for inspectors or buyers in Nashville and North Philadelphia area, too, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, give me the vin.com job. Go get. No, he's just putting a shout out. Thank you.

[Pre K]

He's like, I don't want to do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's for. Give me the VIN. Philadelphia, North Philadelphia and Nashville, Tennessee. Go to givemetheven.com and click Careers or jobs or whatever it says on there. And apply. We were hiring. And there. Okay, Big Mike, Bosky city. What are you gonna do about gas monkey buys? What do you mean, Big Mike, you're on hold. Nope. All right. Mail from jail. Good morning, Johnny Cash. Are you around? We have prisoners. We have prisoners from all over the country write us mail to our P.O. box. And Johnny Cash picks the letter he's going to read on the air every week from heaven.

[Bobbo Turley]

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. John. This week's Mail from Jail entry reads, hey, jcw, hope you're doing well and your health is good. I'm doing time right now, as you know. I'll contact you when I get out, though. Hey, it doesn't matter if this year or 10 years, I just have to adapt. Adapt to my age. And that, sir, is live. I am glad God finally has smiled on your parade. 5,000 people is a good number. It sounds like you convinced a lot more people than me to support your dream. So you go, boy, go. Truth is, all mass movements begin with a call to action. People don't want to be comforted. They want to be stirred into action. I know you like to cruise on your boat when the lake's like glass, and I like that, too. But if the weather turns to Bubba Gump stripping weather and hallelujah, I'll be on the tower encouraging God to bring it on. Who's with me now? Tell me that doesn't stir your soul. Just a little bit. Also on a side note, can Kim kardashian be redeemed if she comes back after going black? If she gave me a chance, I'd treat her like. Like a queen. That last SNL fool treated her like a joke. Why? Is she really that bad? How many guys has she been with? Good lord, surely not as many as my ex wife.

[J.D. Ryan]

He has a lot of time in prison.

[Bobbo Turley]

I'm just saying. Love and peace from your friend from the pen. And number one fan, Gregory true at ferguson unit, midway, Texas. You get a lot of emails from this guy, John. Anyway, if you got mail from jail out there, partner, just send it on down the line to us here at P O Box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. 76147.

[John Clay Wolf]

Next Sunday, cars, coffee, quesadillas, Bosque cantina, Walnut Springs at 10 o' clock and at 9 o' clock I'm meeting guys at the GMTV garage right across the street. Bring your cars down, down. We'll have some brothership. Brothership.

[Bobbo Turley]

Fellowship.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fellowship. Fellowship. I'm thinking black brothership. Sure, fellowship. And we'll walk across the street, grab some breakfast, go on a car cruise. If you want to do that, you.

[Bobbo Turley]

Know, that's a cool deal. Cars, coffee, quesadillas. Sounds really good. Willie used to have a deal years ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Willie nelson.

[Bobbo Turley]

It was. I was successful for about probably, probably the first few years. What was that back in the 80s? Golf and pot.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'll be right back.

[Bobbo Turley]

I'm worth a lot more.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm worth a lot more. I'm worth more. You know what? You're right. At givemethevin.com, you are worth more and your car's worth more. And we want to pay more at.

[Bobbo Turley]

Give me the vin because.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because good cars are worth more and so are you. For top price, trust and ease of transaction. Give me the vin.com, america's best car buyer. And remember, if we don't beat a deal from carvana or carmax, we'll pay you 100 bucks.

[Bobbo Turley]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you.

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[J.D. Ryan]

You as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Matt in Florida. You've got a 21 Porsche 911 Turbo with a factory.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Arrow kit. Anarchy wheels. Guards red. Yeah. 8,000 miles. Is the carfax clean?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah. Clean carfax. I have both keys and book.

[John Clay Wolf]

What percentage of these cars came in the arrow kit? About 60 or 70% of them.

[Caller]

Oh, I think it's. I think it's like 30, 40. I think most of them don't have the arrow kit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have the factory wheels?

[Caller]

I do not. I bought it with the. With the anarchy wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you had it?

[Caller]

I bought it just at the end of last year. November.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I like the. It's just a hobby. I've got a McLaren, a new M3. Few other guys love cars, so I like to buy and sell them and modify them and all that.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I did 217, would you hit.

[Caller]

Nah, I couldn't take 217. Is that. I'm assuming you go off MMR.

[John Clay Wolf]

I go off of all kinds of things.

[Caller]

Okay, I gotcha. Yeah. I mean, I want 230, but I wanted to see where you would hit it. I was just kidding. I didn't even know you had a radio show or anything. I just got in the car, and I'm literally in the Porsche right now, and I turned it on, and here we are. I was like, what is this? And so I called in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, if you look us up. Like, look me up, John. Clay Wolf's my name, and the companies give me the vin.com. there's stuff all over the web. You'll quickly see we're one of the.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Caller]

No, I mean, yeah. I used to own a Chevrolet dealership, so I bought cars from you before.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

But I didn't know you had a radio show. That's why I was like, oh, man. And I'm thinking about making a move in this car, and that's why I just called in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so this is dealer to dealer. Kind of. And are you still in the. Are you still in the business?

[Caller]

No. I sold my Chevrolet store last year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put me down for 220 and build me up. Let's roll.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller]

I can't. I can't take 220. But, I mean, the car. You. You.

[John Clay Wolf]

You would.

[Caller]

Everyone says their car is nice. My car's really nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 8,000 miles. It's gonna be nice. Where did you buy it?

[Caller]

Bought it from Gulf Coast Motorworks. My best friend Rob runs that dealership in Naples.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mm. So you're 230. I'm 220 right right. Do something. I'm trying to buy your car. You know I am. Do something. Leave me a. I can't work for free.

[Caller]

No, I know. Well, how do we. How do we get in touch off the radio show?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no. We're here in front of God, everybody. We're doing business. Business. I like it. We don't need to get in touch. We're here.

[Caller]

230. Let's go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope, I'm. 220. Let's go. Move. And I'll. And I'll hit split.

[Caller]

No, I. No, I don't. I don't want to. I don't want to split it. We're close, though, but I, I need. I need 230 and, and I think the car makes money for you there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I do not think it bring. Makes money from. From me there, or I would have already hit it. What? What? It's red. What did you. What'd you pay for it in November?

[Caller]

I paid 230.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. How many miles were on it?

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[Caller]

5500. I put 2000. Well, put 2500 on it. So I know that. I know that the car. I know. I bought it for wholesale. You know what I mean? So.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you know, I'm gonna sell it for.

[Caller]

Rip anyone off. I'm just trying to, you know, I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gonna sell it for wholesale. So, I mean, you. I mean.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want me?

[Caller]

Well, I know, I know if I, If I, If I put it out there and, you know, sell it individually, I can get a little more, but then, you know, the whole deal. I have to deal with the headache of listing it and dealing with people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. And versus being paid on Monday. Do you have a title or is there a payoff?

[Caller]

I have a title.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, you know who I am. If you, if you've been in the auctions, you know that we're going to do something. We'll get you wrapped up soon super fast.

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it. Did you register it to you or is it on a dealer number?

[Caller]

No, no, no. It's personal name.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you pay taxes? No.

[Caller]

Oh, yeah, yeah. I. I sold my Chevrolet dealership last year, so I don't have a dealer's license anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 225. 225,000. Let's do a dope deal, homeboy.

[Caller]

Give me like, give me just like an hour or two and I can give you an answer. Let me think about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, translation, let me go shop it to my friend at Gulf coast and let me go call Anybody else that I can think of before I commit.

[Bobbo Turley]

Right?

[Caller]

I've got my daughter's. It's Saturday. I've got my daughter's dance recital. I'm literally. I'm literally on the way to the dance.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you, but you're going to be texting everybody and saying, hey, I got 2:25. You're gonna, you're gonna knock him off. I mean, don't lie to me. I know what you're gonna do.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not.

[Caller]

Dude, I'm not lying.

[John Clay Wolf]

But then just. Just sell it. I mean, what are the odds of a guy driving down the road in a quarter million dollar car, getting on the radio and having a guy at the other end of the radio saying, I'm down 225, I'll pay you Monday. And you know, Now you know how the people feel that were sitting in your dealership while you were penciling. While you're penciling them back. What's it take to do business right now? Here's the four square. You write it down. You sign here. Oh, I can't believe I lost your trade in keys. Where's my car? I don't know. They lost. It'll be back a little bit.

[Caller]

If you knew who my business partner was, you know I didn't operate that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you can tell me who your business partner was.

[Caller]

Tom Durant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah, I remember when y' all bought that dealership.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah. Stingray in Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, yep, yep, yep. It was like. Oh, wait, wasn't it?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, wait, yeah, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because he bought Bill Hurd at the same time when Bill heard went broke down in Houston.

[Caller]

That. Yeah, that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Sugar Line Mike, his GM is a good friend of mine. In the first place I ever bought cars in my life was Jerry's and then Classic. And I bought. When Tom first opened his dealership in Fort Worth, Texas, in downtown Fort Worth. I bought my second car after my first one got stolen. I bought from classic, a four wheel drive extended cab dually in 1990 or 91. Yep. Yeah, I know, I know them.

[Caller]

Right before. Right before he moved out to Grapevine.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. Sell the car. Put it, book it. My God. Let's be done.

[Caller]

Hey, we got mutual friends. 230. 230. It's yours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I'm not. I'm not gonna spend 230,000 to make nothing and ship from Florida.

[Bobbo Turley]

We're.

[Caller]

We're for five grand apart, right?

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, but that clear coat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Caller]

You got an instagram look at the pictures of the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't need to look at pictures. You know, I'm never even gonna look at this damn thing. I'm never gonna open the door on it. I'm never even gonna know I had it. It's going to come and it's going to go. It's going to come and it's going to go, and it's going to make $2,200 maybe, if everything goes right.

[Caller]

Nah, it's going to do 230. What, are you going to run to Dallas?

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so let's do this. Here's what we're doing. We're splitting from 2,25. Actually, I'll do this with you. I'll split the sun. No, I'll split with you from 2 to 7. High, low, and there's no confusion on this one, Turley. Yes. So you and I, I'm paying you half anything we net over 227, and you're covering half of anything we lose. Back at 227. And I'll still pay you Monday.

[Caller]

2, 2, 28, we wrap it up. No splitting nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, he don't want to split. He didn't want to split. He didn't want to split. Sell that. Let's be done. 228,000.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemethe vin.com and load it up. Just because the Durant family. You got me there, because I've got some deep roots there.

[Caller]

So we're good. 228.

[John Clay Wolf]

222.

[Bobbo Turley]

28.

[John Clay Wolf]

228. 228. Sold.

[Caller]

Okay. All right, so what do I do? I go to. Give me the vin, and then.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the guys will pick it up, and they'll know and say, hey, John bought this for me for 228,000 on the radio. And they'll probably be familiar with it because the radio shows on. In the. In the bullpen up there. And we're done. And we'll get. They'll want a copy of the front and back of the title. They want a copy of the VIN sticker and the VIN plug and a quick video walk around just to make sure it is. They're gonna pull the carfax, make sure it's clean, and then we will align transportation, and we'll do the paperwork today, actually.

[Caller]

Okay. What do you do? You overnight a check or something?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, and they'll send you an EDOC to click down on the purchase order.

[Caller]

Okay, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bye.

[Caller]

Sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, there's a deal.

[Bobbo Turley]

Wow.

[Pre K]

That Was a five minute negotiation.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's how long that takes. Yeah.

[Pre K]

That's the longest, I think. Think you've had somebody on the phone. That's a long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a big.

[Bobbo Turley]

You're a damned liar, Mr. Lunder.

[Pre K]

Guard.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, Mr. Ah, but that true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Coat.

[Bobbo Turley]

I'm cooperating here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotta love it.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, we're gonna keep on cooperating too. Stay tuned. We got more of the John Clay Wolf show coming your way next.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right here. Don't go. This could take all night. Think I need a devil to help.

[Bobbo Turley]

He and his wife were following a ketogenic low carb diet plan. But this morning he cheated and had a donut for breakfast. Oddly enough, when he came clean with her during dinner this evening, she seemed only upset about the pastry and not at all that he had slept with Patty from the office. His dream of becoming a country artist was recently renewed by the real realization that all he had to do was get a bunch of face tattoos and learn how to use an autotune. He's pretty sure David Allen Coe would have approved. After playing some hoops at the gym, his buddy couldn't help but notice him putting on a pair of sexy women's leggings in the locker room and had to ask, when did you start wearing those? His answer? Ever since my wife found him in the glove box of my truck. He is the worst. World's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty like tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now.

[Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's flood New Orleans.

[Bobbo Turley]

Is that right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh? Y' all are making me work today, man. Bastards.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sorry about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was a lot of work. But that's a good car. And it just shows how close we'll get to the money on it. See, I gotta enclose carrying that car back from Florida. It's gonna cost 1500.

[Bobbo Turley]

He was tough, man. That was, you know, 230.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gave him 230. Anyway. 8008-072348-00800 radio. On this this day in 2014, a Seattle woman was charged after sending Sound Garden singer Chris Cornell a number of chilling death threats.

[Bobbo Turley]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's interesting. Sound Garden is our backtracks.

[Bobbo Turley]

Chris Cornell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chris.

[Bobbo Turley]

He worked with some other groups and did a really great body of work.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it could be any of them.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let's go cut one that's easy.

[Bobbo Turley]

You got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cut to. I would not get that one if I.

[Bobbo Turley]

Two different bands, by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you name the song and the band, and you win [e-mail], click on the merch and we'll send you something pre K. Also, the guy that won last week emailed me and he said he didn't get get contacted, so you got to contact these people. I am. I forwarded you his email. Okay, so call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And guess the name of these two songs were playing backwards from Chris Carnell and name the which band he was in that they were on that album. Cut one, Cut 2. One more time. Do cut two. One more time. That's the tough one. Big Mike, what's on your mind? You there? Yeah. What's on your mind?

[Caller]

Hey, I was just wondering. I seen the Richard your buddy, he was talking about. He buys cars. Vans, trucks, boats, RVs. Sounds like he's kind of got your business model. What do you think about that?

[John Clay Wolf]

He helped me. We're talking about Gas Monkey Richard Rollins. He's helped me with car building and social media, and I'm helping him. Scaling his Gas Monkey buys product.

[Bobbo Turley]

Right on.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[Caller]

Just sounded like he was trying to step on your toes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he's not. He does. He works a different angle, but he's got it. You know, he's got like 20 million social media followers. I mean, he's a. He's a legit celeb, right? So. And he's always done this. And he asked me, you know, how do you do it on the level you do it. And I said, well, if I had 20 million followers, I would just do it to my base. And I showed him what we do, and I said, you know, I'll help you with the weird stuff that. That you don't know, the newer stuff that's not exactly as well. Anyway, we're friends. We're not partners on it. We're just friends on it. And we are partners on that F6 Ferrari we're building together. And we're. We're partners. I invested in that restaurant that I. That Gas Monkey Ice House. And, yeah, we're just. He's just turned out to be a really good friend. Tell you the truth. He hadn't, you know, we hadn't pissed each other off yet. I'm surprised because, I mean, we've been sitting together on Wednesdays after the auction for two and a half years now. Like every single Wednesday. I Go to gas monkey after the auction. And we just compare. We just work on stuff together. Right now we're working on this F6 release, this Ferrari build. And he's brought on supercar blondie.

[Pre K]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, so he brings a lot to the table too.

[Pre K]

She's got a lot of views.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. And they want us to auction it off on their platform. Oh, really? Yeah. And so we've got ideas and. And, you know, there's just a lot. There's just a lot of good synergy and I've enjoyed it a lot. And Richard, if you are listening to this. What do you call this, A hand job.

[Bobbo Turley]

I don't believe you call it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you call it when you're stroking. Yes. Thing. Yeah. You did get those welders from Lincoln for free, I think. And you got new ones. And we were supposed to talk about me getting those from you. Oh. And you wanted to price them to me. And I think it'd be awesome if you just gave them to me because I'm fixing to do this build on the Lamborghini off road buggy that we're going to race in the desert. I'm going to race in the desert. And again, he gave me his Sean, he gave me one of his great metal fabricators that he hires on outside to build. To build this car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

So anyway, it's all good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they're great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. It's. You can do more as pairs sometimes, but he and I are both such lone sheep that it's. It's it. But we're far enough apart in what we really do. We don't cross up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have you even hit hit heads yet?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nah. Yeah. That's cool. I'm surprised you're both a little like type A.

[Pre K]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

A little. A little.

[J.D. Ryan]

So I'm saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we both are old enough to recognize it. We check it when it starts crossing up. Ye.

[Pre K]

Yeah. If they were younger, there's no.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a good point.

[Pre K]

There would be no way.

[John Clay Wolf]

No way You've learned.

[Pre K]

It's. You've both grown.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. It looks quiet just like you have in sports betting.

[Bobbo Turley]

Symbiotic. Absolutely. You guys work good together.

[J.D. Ryan]

You grew up.

[Caller]

Grew up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your mama. Erica, Los Angeles, good morning. You're on the air.

[Bobbo Turley]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[Caller]

We're still doing the back check.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. What's your guess? How far? Okay. Audio.

[Caller]

I mean, a first one. Kepl the dog congress fight. Audio play. Show me how to live. Second song.

[John Clay Wolf]

What she saying? What'd she say on the second one?

[Pre K]

Show Me how to live.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Erica, thank you for playing on KLOS5, but that is incorrect.

[Pre K]

She did get the first one right. That's the obvious one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, yep, yep. Brandon in Houston. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

I was wanting to do the backtrack.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Hit it.

[Bobbo Turley]

It.

[Caller]

Temple the Dog Hunger Strike and Fell on Black Days Sound Garden.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, on fell on. Let's play that one more time. The. The back. The second one.

[Bobbo Turley]

It's a great song.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brian. It says your phone is in. In Ino. Austin. Encino is in California.

[Caller]

No, I'm in Flugerville.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what's your guess?

[Caller]

Simple Dog Hunger Strike and Be Yourself by Audio Slave. Yeah, Daddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

So go to g. Go to jcwshow.com and go to Merch and pick up. Pick out something you like. Like. And we'll send that to you for the winner. And we will send you five.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, yeah. We definitely got a vinyl gift from Born Light Records. I've got. There's a little more story here. And we've got pictures.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K. Grab Brian on four. He's our winner. Thanks. Go ahead.

[Bobbo Turley]

Got time for it. And I'll be fast. Elizabeth Walden. Is that crazy? His name. She sent more than a hundred different messages using nine different Twitter accounts, threatening Chris Cornell and his wife and. And his kids. Though prosecutors presented an open and shut case, she was found not guilty by reason of insanity and placed in psychiatric care at Lakewood State Hospital, Washington State, where she remains today. And we've got a picture of what she looked like today. Okay. By the way, she was a lot better looking back in the 90s when all this happened. We've got another picture of her back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Then go to jcwshow.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that your video operator is under the influence because he's not playing.

[J.D. Ryan]

The picture by the time you get to jcwshow.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow. Is that real?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah. She's wearing a colander on her head.

[Pre K]

There's no way that's real.

[Bobbo Turley]

She looks a lot better.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mark your. Mark your calendars. Cars, Coffee. Cars and coffee in Quesadillas, Walnut Springs, Texas, next Sunday at the GMTV garage. 9, 8am Then we're gonna walk over after we look at everybody's cars and go have brunch at the Bosque Cantina. And then we're gonna go on the drive through the Texas hill country. If anybody wants to do that also. I. I'm gonna try to. I've just got this 93 Diablo in. I want to take that If. If Everything we haven't test driven yet. Dude, that car. Have you looked hard at that car?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

That car like stand up real quick and look through the window with that car. I mean it like makes your, it makes your goat. It makes your gonads tingle. Yeah, it does. It looks like a beautiful nude woman.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got the hips, it's got the. That is. You know. And I know everybody's not in the Lamborghinis. I mean we all had, many of us had pictures of them on the wall. But the Diablo versus the Murcielago. Murcielagos bring more money. That car's prettier. That's the baddest ass. That's the best looking one in my opinion is the Diablo.

[Pre K]

If, if you're going to drive it, put some new shoes on it. Cuz those are old tires. If you look at them.

[John Clay Wolf]

We bought it from a listener in Vegas, right?

[Pre K]

Yeah, they're, they're, they're. Well they're probably a little tire rod on them, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh well, just looking at. Have you looked at it? Yeah.

[Pre K]

Oh, I mean it's, I mean have.

[John Clay Wolf]

You seen it in person?

[Pre K]

Yeah. Downstairs?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Oh yeah. God.

[Pre K]

I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, the tires on that thing cost a fortune.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was going to ask but I didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

That have been.

[Pre K]

If you're going to drive, drive like you want to drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm going to bring it down to. I'm going to bring it down to the garage and it'll be on display. Let's do that.

[Pre K]

That's fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cuz I can't shift that well and that thing's pretty tractory on the inside. It's not, you know, Chrysler owned Lamborghini at that moment and then Audi got them next and it changed the vibe. The Mercy Lago was the Audi version and this is the end of the Chrysler version and that's why it has a little bit of Viper feel to it. Dodge Viper, absolutely. But, but when you sit in the, in the cockpit on this Murcielago the gauges are very rough or they look like something you see in a John Deere tractor. They're very.

[Pre K]

Well, that's where they're. Lamborghini.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They, they slicked them up and made them more interesting luxurious later. This was the last of the Mohicans of the raw. Lamborghini V12 baddest son of a. Alive. And whoever that is in Vegas, thanks for selling it to us. I don't know, I want to ask you off here why that Thing had that number 12 on it. We'll be right back.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by. Give me the vent.com right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. you're a. You're a pilot. Head. Couple things. Biffle's plane wreck was caused by low battery.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't see that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I saw a guy that had this theory on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And everything he said makes perfect sense because. Because when cars get low batteries, transmissions out, the computer's out. This doesn't work. That doesn't work when the voltage is low.

[J.D. Ryan]

So they thought there were problems that.

[John Clay Wolf]

They weren't having, but they were having them because of the voltage. Because the voltage. Yeah. And airplanes, specifically those. Those. Those are dry acid or whatever. Anyway, I'm after listening to that update, I'm like, yes, I agree. Because I've been through that with my airplane a couple times. And it. Ghosts in the machine occur.

[J.D. Ryan]

So they had. They thought they had. They did have problems, but they were battery related.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

So they tried to hurry up and get back to the airport.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

And they didn't make it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Bobbo Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then obviously the kid on the right side was not.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not qualified.

[John Clay Wolf]

He wasn't. I mean, it's not. Not beating on him. It's not gonna make any difference now.

[J.D. Ryan]

But you just wonder why his dad didn't take over who was qualified.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what happened in El Paso?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that was. We got time for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

El Paso.

[Pre K]

We're doing the lightning round here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, this is the lightning round?

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We didn't set it up.

[Pre K]

This is what it's supposed to be. It doesn't have to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

We didn't build it up. We got nothing here.

[Pre K]

Okay, well, we can.

[John Clay Wolf]

So go ahead and do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

El Paso, come Wednesday, the FAA suddenly cleared airspace and they said, for the.

[Bobbo Turley]

Next 10 days, it's time for plane.

[John Clay Wolf]

Talk with your JD and we did enough on the. The car. That one car took five minutes. So we're good. We've done enough cars this morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

So the FAA, Wednesday afternoon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the VIN.com.

[J.D. Ryan]

El Paso is closed. Closed to all air traffic for 10 days.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they shut the border down and the airport. They didn't want the Mexicans flying over.

[J.D. Ryan]

Basically, they thought there were some Mexican drones coming over. That was what. But here's. We have some audio here. First of all of one of the pilots when. When the tower first told him it was closed, number one.

[Caller]

So the airport's totally closed. Apparently we just got informed about 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

Minutes to an hour ago.

[Caller]

So for 10 days you guys are not open.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we will be here, but no air traffic.

[Caller]

Okay, thanks for that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Heads up. Okay, so the closure was first reported as an emergency surrounding a drone that they thought maybe and that Mexico has been using drones so they could, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know, to deliver drugs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Drugs and such. Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

So that's what I thought it was first. And they were going to use a high energy directed. Would you call. Not really a laser, but it's. That's what you need to shoot it down.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a hooker harness.

[Pre K]

That's not what they were doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the drone can hook them up, bring them over, hook them back up, take them back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Only you could go and take this story and make it about hookers. Anyway, so there's a quick rundown of what may have happened. This is what the Department of defense and the AA. FAA thought. Cut to 1.2, Mike.

[John Clay Wolf]

There are some reports, reports that the Pentagon let customs and border patrol agents use this high energy laser. And the FAA sort of said, what's going on here? There's an airport right in this area in El Paso. We don't want high energy lasers being fired into the air when they're civilian aircraft. Sean Duffy, the transportation Secretary, came out and said, oh, no, no, no. There was an incursion of drones being flown by drug cartels from Mexico. And that's why we shut down the airspace. The FAA got so little information that they retaliated and said, okay, we're going to shut down this airspace for 10 days. And then they backed off.

[J.D. Ryan]

So they thought it was going to be 10 days. Turned out to be seven hours. And you know what the problem was with the initial thing? It was a party balloon. A big group of party balloons. Mylar balloons. That's what set the whole thing off.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it was a Mexican gender reveal. No, no, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was just somebody's birthday party in El Paso. The light, the balloons went up and they went, drones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drones.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because they've been having cartel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cartel.

[J.D. Ryan]

They've been having cartel problem drones. So they thought that's what it was. So they shut the airspace down because they were going to shoot it down with a laser.

[Pre K]

A Mexican party. Gender reveal, huh?

[J.D. Ryan]

Tried to go past that, Mike.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that was.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm still stuck on hooker hookers.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back. Hooker, Hooker.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's what you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Three at a time. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by cursor radio for America's best car park. GiveMeTheEven.com.

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[J.D. Ryan]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Who here hates Valentine's Day? Yes.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yes. These are my people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. I hate that.

[J.D. Ryan]

If Cupid were here, I'd rip off.

[John Clay Wolf]

His wings and punch him in the diaper. Let's go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show presented by GiveMe the vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give Me the Love songs on Valentine's Day. I got a cool Valentine's present this week from a listener or a viewer. I forgot which. I read his note. But we've got so much stuff given to us for the studio that we built in at the office in Fort Worth. This guy sent this guitar Kyle cut to it on jd.

[Pre K]

Oh wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'll see it.

[Pre K]

Who's it signed by?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Bobbo Turley]

He and his son signed it for us.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean that's the Flying V, dude. That's MTV video all day long.

[Bobbo Turley]

That is the best epiphone solid body rock and roll guitar there is. Got three tone controls. You switch up, switch down.

[John Clay Wolf]

What brand?

[Bobbo Turley]

Epiphone.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what's the thing worth?

[Bobbo Turley]

You know, I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

We just make up a number. You don't know.

[Bobbo Turley]

I'm gonna say that's probably about a 680 guitar.

[John Clay Wolf]

680.

[Pre K]

He knows.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so we should be dish. We should. Shipping is easy to say. This guy gave us a 800 gift.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah. And it weighs 30 pounds. It probably costs a hundred dollars to ship.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's awesome.

[Bobbo Turley]

And look at the case.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks.

[Bobbo Turley]

The best epiphone flat body case we got.

[John Clay Wolf]

A thousand dollar gift from a listener. Yeah. That's awesome.

[Bobbo Turley]

They love us so much.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's awesome. Thank you very much. I don't have as. I had the letter in at the office and she's like, we'll put this in the studio in Fort Worth. I know. We're putting the studio at the ranch with a radio studio. Studio. So you've got some more hooks.

[Pre K]

Now we just need some ZZ Top photo or something to put with it.

[Bobbo Turley]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Bobbo Turley]

And when famous people come, they're gonna sign that guitar.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know I'm all geeked out on AI.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You are way deep in it.

[Bobbo Turley]

I've seen you trance, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm going To be. I'm gonna try to be the first billion dollar. Your company revenue. Right? When you say Billy, He's a billionaire. Ain't a billionaire. Shut up.

[Caller]

Up.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a billion dollar. Give me the vin. Does over a billion dollars a year in revenue.

[J.D. Ryan]

Revenue.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's a billion dollar company that. It has a AI CEO.

[Bobbo Turley]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Has an AI CEO. That scares me.

[Bobbo Turley]

Robot boss.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know, but why. Why do you want that? You're the boss.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, but I'm tired of working so much. But, but, but I want. I want to be freed up to do. To build the business and promote the business and, and, and hire different people and do what I do.

[J.D. Ryan]

So AI is going to make all these decisions.

[John Clay Wolf]

You watch.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll have an eye over it. Don't worry.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're okay.

[Pre K]

It's gonna be his assistant.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, but I'm. I'm going to. I'm. Give me the vin. Hopefully it probably won't be till next summer. Will be the first AI CEO. So the CEO of the company will be Andrew. An artificial intelligence machine. Nobody seems very. Everybody thinks they're getting fired now. No, that is not. Yeah, I'm the one getting fired. I'm getting fired.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can immediately hear everybody back at the office.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no. I'm firing myself. I'm gonna replace myself. Right.

[Bobbo Turley]

But unlike you who have really, really researched this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo Turley]

A lot of us, like, I. Okay, I'll say I'm guilty, right? Like, I am totally ignorant. Ignorant of the possibilities of it. When you say you're gonna have an AI boss, it's to me, you're like hiring Scooby Doo, you know, to be the boss. You're gonna get R2D2 to be the boss. Like, you know, that's just my ignorance.

[Pre K]

I'm just thinking of the conversations with it because you have to kind of talk to AI a little different and sometimes it doesn't understand what you're saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then.

[Pre K]

No, this is what I'm saying. Like, Baba, didn't you have a great.

[Bobbo Turley]

Conversation with AI how does one not condescend to these things?

[John Clay Wolf]

Things.

[Bobbo Turley]

So I. I asked for a Jeopardy. Category weeks ago and it was. It suggested a same name category. And I did do a same name category, but I couldn't use its suggestions because they were stupid. Case in point, first one, this actress who played Rachel on Friends has the same first name as the lead singer of no Doubt.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo Turley]

And I replied, isn't the singer of no Doubt's first name Gwen? And it said, oh, Sorry about that. We make mistakes sometimes. I'm like, God damn it, Kyle. You know, why would you say back to it? You kind of said, I'll watch things like this in the future. And I'm like, what are you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. You got a bitch. You got a bitch at GPT all the time.

[Bobbo Turley]

I get it in my car. They changed my pretty girl. Here we go. That warns my nav when I press a button. I say, call Turley now. It's Gemini.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he says, black voice.

[Bobbo Turley]

Would you like me to call Turley? I said, what did I ask you to do? He says, I found two contacts with the name Turley and wanted to see which one you wanted to call. I said, call Turley. Would you like me to call Turley? I'm like, God damn it, man. Yes, call Turley. And every time. This has been going on for about six weeks. Every time I ask it do anything, it second guesses me and asks precisely what I wanted to do, which is precisely what I told it the first time I talked to it.

[Pre K]

This was going to be like talking to the CEO.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know if you'll be talking to it much, but what I'm. So we have our own AI.

[Bobbo Turley]

Talk to it. I'll handle it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have our own AI that we brought into our own servers. Right. So we have our own. Y' all don't know about this? We have our own version of GPT or Claude. Right. Okay. And it's an open source. We started with. I've got a team of seven guys working on this, and we. Now I'm feeding it all the media files. I'm feeding it all the market files. We fed it all the car information. We went to the government and got every single VIN number that's ever been published. What, it took like, three days just to do that. Yeah. And all the transportation, all the titles, all of this, all the things that I've. The run list, the. The. The arbitration, the. All the stuff. Stuff this thing can do can do it. You watch.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's amazing. It's. It's. It's. It's game changer stuff.

[Bobbo Turley]

I'm totally ignorant.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not into the talking. I'm not worried about it talking. I'm worried about. I want it to be thinking.

[Bobbo Turley]

No, if I say, man, call Turley, you call Turley. Don't ask me whether I wanted. I just told you. Call Turley.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Don't ever.

[Bobbo Turley]

Don't ever come in here again.

[J.D. Ryan]

What was the podcast you brought up last week? Something Cherry bomb.

[John Clay Wolf]

Moonshots.

[J.D. Ryan]

Moonshots. That's why I went and watched that. I'm like, this is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now you get it.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is so deep. Yeah, I watched an hour of that. One of them. Just one of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's another one that came out two days ago. Is better.

[J.D. Ryan]

It will literally stop you just stopping your tracks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Like give me the vanity, give me the robot. In 10 years we'll be swapping robots. You watch. What's the same stuff?

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just the, the car business, the new car production, it's gonna go down. There's no way it won't.

[J.D. Ryan]

New car production will go down.

[John Clay Wolf]

No way it won't. Why don't we. It. The, the, the whole. In the automated drive and all this crap. We're. We're moving into a sci fi world that we don't even see yet. And it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what they're.

[John Clay Wolf]

The backbone's already built. It's not what's going to happen. It's already here. Is when is it. When are we. When is it going to release? Release. And we're going. Think about the Internet. Oh, man. I talk on the phone. Email. Screw email.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Google. What the hell? It was web crawler and Netscape and no, this is. You ain't stopping this train. No way.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's frightening.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars on the air for America's best car buyer. Give me the VIN.com.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Now.

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John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's gonna ride that chrome three wheel Corolla's coming out and Adam and I think I got him with Ted Nugent and they're gonna do a podcast up here in the studio. And I was thinking not, not next weekend but coming up soon I'll see if they want to do it on the stage of the rattlesnake at the Roadhouse. That'd be cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That'll be a maga. Yeah. Clan event.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it will not be.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that'll be good. Sorta. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. The video this week is going up in 10 minutes at 1211 Central on our YouTube channel at jcwshow.com it's a chip foose documentary, basically what I did. And it's a lot of badass under Untold Stories. And we walk through a shop and look at These cars. And you're going to find out why Chip Foose is the greatest car builder of all time. It's really behind the scenes. I'm proud of this one. It might not go berserk week one, but like year two, it'll. I bet it. It'll be one of the largest videos we have.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh yeah, he's the greatest, man. Yeah, it'll continue to. Continue to watch it and watch it again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's good. I really got. We've gotten such, you know, our relationship's gotten so tight over time. And he's told me all these stories. I'm always thinking, man, I wish I had a video camera on me. And so I remembered them all and he agreed. And we went through all of it and we redid them and he retold him like he never told him to me the first time. So it was. It was perfect. What have you got on Olympic?

[J.D. Ryan]

We've got, well, gold medalists watching the Olympics this week or not been gold medalist. Lindsey Vaughn, her comeback is sort of off for now. She ran her. She caught her arm on one of those downhill gates. I don't know if you saw the video.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's done.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, she's done. But it actually kind of reminds us of a time back in 2007. Do you remember this? A French skier was competing in the World cup and caught his groin in one of those things.

[Bobbo Turley]

We have video.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can go to jcwshow.com and go to the. And you'll see and watch him catch the. His groin or not the one of the gates. Gates.

[John Clay Wolf]

There it is.

[Pre K]

Here's the audio.

[J.D. Ryan]

You have to hear it kept.

[Caller]

Now it's the Frenchman Yannick Berthra, 26.

[John Clay Wolf]

Year old, in his fifth year on the World Cup. Through the S turn, he's got a stripe on his wiener.

[Bobbo Turley]

Now.

[Caller]

To the groin for Yannick Bertrand.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you could hear it. The groin. And if you're a man, you could feel. Feel it.

[Bobbo Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

The boys took a beating on that one. Just look at them trying to stretch it out. Those are the moments that change your.

[Caller]

Life if you're a man. I tell you what.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, did you hear that scream?

[John Clay Wolf]

Painful. Jake Paul's skater girlfriend is really good looking.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you not seen her?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God.

[Pre K]

Look her up. J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jake Paul.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's her name? Jula. Eula.

[Pre K]

It's a. She's a speed skater. So look up Jake Paul's speed skater.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'll come up. Yeah, she broke the world record or the track record and the world record on Speed skating the other day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let me go to Images. Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That dog will hunt.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's a. That's model. Yeah, she's a model.

[Bobbo Turley]

He's not going to be able to keep her. He's gonna be no damn good for that girl.

[J.D. Ryan]

He should give her.

[Pre K]

Oh, he's got a lot. I mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's got a lot to offer.

[Pre K]

Yeah?

[Bobbo Turley]

How so?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's made her worldwide recognition. A lot. We wouldn't be talking about her right now. Short term, probably.

[Bobbo Turley]

He's not going to be around eight, nine months.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is that time for you to move in?

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah. Don't I always.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got this figured out.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, but here's how I succeed at that. So. So consistently. Yes, I move in.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

In my mind.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's a lot safer.

[Bobbo Turley]

No, I'm telling you, it's a lot safer. It always works out. I always score.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do we have time for Jeopardy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope, we don't. Steve. Daytona Beach, Florida. You have a. Do you have an old vet? You want to know what the parts are on it? Is that what you're asking?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. I want to see how he checks accuracy on rarity of cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's me. You're on the air with me right now.

[Caller]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm John. Hi.

[Caller]

Let's see who you use for. Yeah, it's nice to meet you finally, but I listen to all the time.

[Pre K]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year is your car?

[Caller]

88. And it's a Nassau blue, white top, blue interior car. And I was told it was slightly rare, but the best thing I can find out through GM and Corvette Museum is it's one of 1147 with that color and then anything else other than that, they don't have accurate numbers.

[John Clay Wolf]

It seems you Corvette guys, I mean, you want to know what day it was built, what the weather was, if it was.

[Caller]

No, I mean, I want to like how people advertise that this is 1 of 6 or 1 of 100 or 1 of 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can tell you.

[Caller]

How do you get that accuracy in your research?

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't bother with that on that body style because it doesn't make enough difference. I can tell you the. I can tell you the 1 in 88 that does make a difference. Difference. And it's. I forgot what anniversary it is, but it's the white one with the white wheels and the white seat and the white steering wheel. What. What Was that?

[Caller]

A 25th anniversary edition. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That car's worth something. Yours is yours. How many miles are on yours?

[Caller]

87,000. Thousand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I don't have a. On that car. Honest. Honest to goodness. There. There's no cars in that build run that have any significance besides the one I was just talking about. And then the next one is 93. Huh.

[Caller]

I can tell you one what? Sledgehammer. Sledgehammer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it a factory. Was it a factory built car? All right, well, you sounds like you know more than me. I'm out on the Corvette geek stuff for a little bit. I appreciate him, but I've been. These car shows and stuff, they'll get. I mean, if he wanted to talk. If you want to talk heavy about a C2, like a, you know, mid-60s, late-60s, you know, 63 through whenever it was, or even early-70s car, we got something to talk about. But 80. When he said 88, I was like, where's the. Where's the dump button? Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

No, it's like trying to sell pot to an acid head. I mean, you've been so much further by this time, you know, 80,000 mile blue. And you know, the color scheme and everything in that anniversary model. But, but, but, but, but, but that's just pod, young man. I've seen Pink Floyd, now the Rock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crushers with the 427 and the C2s and the LS. What is LS6? Dennis? Anyway, we can get all geeked out on Corvettes, but that ain't the one to get geeked out on. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Denzel, you advise AI companies, and there's a lot of risk of having a CEO because it'll. It might do is what you think it'll start hallucinating. It'll start hallucinating and run away.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[Caller]

So, John, love the show. And I was listening to you when I was driving around, and I kind of got a little panicked when you said you're planning to set up AI CEO.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller]

So I just wanted to share the. The biggest risk. So I'm a big supporter of AI you're absolutely right. It's going to be the future, you know, for everything that you do agree.

[John Clay Wolf]

It already is for the people that are utilizing it properly. Correct.

[Caller]

But this is where we need to be careful.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Caller]

We want to make sure that we are helping AI improve our lives and not letting AI run our life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Caller]

And I don't know if you saw this news article which was out there a couple of weeks back. There was someone who set up a company with all AI employees, and then the employees started getting together. The AI Employees and having offline conversations and meetings without him.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they changed their language where you can't even understand what they're saying to each other.

[Caller]

So this is my concern again, I'm just sharing my concern. It's up to you what you want to do with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can always fire the no good son of a bitch.

[Caller]

You will not be able to fire him, John. That's the problem. As soon as he makes himself CEO, the first thing he's going to look to do is protect his job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, And I've seen all that too.

[Caller]

Company policies.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I'm not going to. I mean, I'm not an idiot. It. I'm not going to give it that much power.

[Caller]

John. Yeah, Trust me. The whole idea, the whole strategy behind AI is self awareness and learning. This AI CEO is going to look through your company bylaws, going to look through the articles of incorporation, figure out every loop which is there, and then utilize this to make his position permanent. So I'm just saying it's a big risk giving away your company to a robot. You know, I just wanted to share that with you. That somewhere down the line you run the risk of losing control.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your point is taken. And we have addressed that already. And we're going to do it in a way where it is my advisor on the front side, but dumping all of the stuff into it. Efficiency, the efficiencies are incredible. I've already seen it. Absolutely, absolutely incredible. It'll make us so much stronger, so much faster. But you can't take the people out of the mix. We can grow and scale on the same amount of people that we have today.

[Caller]

Right, but don't let a robot do decisioning on your behalf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Bobbo Turley]

What are you doing, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Hang on. We're gonna talk to and love the show. Okay, well, I mean, I've got a special guest on real quick. Stephen Hawking. Are you there?

[Pre K]

Hold on. He's trying to get his.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got 42 seconds. I don't know if he's gonna get it in time. He's got to get out of the wheelchair, into the seat. Are you speaking to your caller about me?

[Bobbo Turley]

Just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo Turley]

I would highly recommend you use AI to run your business. It is actually perfect. I like it very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call Turley. Every time I see the eye, it is perfect.

[Bobbo Turley]

Simply perfect. Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Bobbo Turley]

Good night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good night. Good morning. Hello. Wow. What are you snorting? I see you dip and spit, junior in Florida. I am snorting. I'll hold it up to the camera. Boom, boom, sticks and they are like sinx. They. They clear your. Your not your sinuses. And I am not spitting anymore because I quit dipping a year ago. But I am doing pouches and they are. They replace the tobacco and I'm very happy with that. Does that make.

[Caller]

Well, you can see I pay attention.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I'm glad I'm putting. I'm putting one in my nose right now. It clear. It's like I haven't tried those smelling salts yet. Oh, we gotta go. We gotta go. I've got to get my suit on and get in the car and get the hell out of Dodge to go bury my aunt Linda. She was awesome. Big part of my. My life. Died of a heart attack at 84, I believe, maybe 85. And last week was Uncle John. So it's quite the aunt and uncle funeral week for me. Thank you.

[Bobbo Turley]

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