#543 John Clay Wolfe Show 02.21.26

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #543 – February 21, 2026

Episode Theme and Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show embraces its usual wild, all-over-the-map energy, true to the tagline, “cars, sports, sex, drugs, and rock & roll... just about anything as long as it won’t get us fined by the FCC.” John and crew riffed on listener car calls, inappropriate family dramas, gun-toting redneck stories, car valuations, and the peculiarities of American culture, all blended with sharp banter and memorable one-liners. The show also welcomed new affiliates, shared tales from car and bike events, and featured candid rants on hunting pigs, YouTube behind-the-scenes, and the everyday grind of spam calls and small-town drama—all while weaving in plenty of off-color jokes and comedic impersonations.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Welcome and Opening Calls

• [01:03–03:33]: John chats with listeners from Pittsburgh and Dallas, bantering about aging Nissan Maximas, high-mileage cars, and car lingo. Things get raucous as a caller tries to curse, leading to some on-air dumping and a quick FCC compliance refresher.
• Quote: “The rule is if you cuss twice, you gotta go. You can’t cuss on FCC airways, boy!” – John [01:47]
• Shout-outs to new and old affiliates, especially highlighting the show’s expansion into the Northeast and Florida markets.

2. Cars, Cousins, and Comedy

• [05:07–07:30]: “Captain Morgan” from Oklahoma City calls about “sexual frustration” with a second cousin, prompting some tongue-in-cheek, sometimes uncomfortable, small-town family jokes.
• Quote: “Second cousin. So what is that, like your dad’s… Dad’s cousin’s kid?” – John & Co. [07:02]
• [11:22–13:33]: Deep dive into the mechanics of cousin relationships—from first to second and third—sparks further riffing on “redneck pride” and family trees.

3. Car Bids, Real-Life Stories, and Listener Interactions

• [12:15–13:33 | 15:24–20:51]: A string of live car appraisals, debates on the value of old Range Rovers and Lotuses, and why sometimes turning down a “high” offer is a bad idea.
• Quote: “Hang up with me, turn off all exterior appliances, call the guy and ask him…before the bank closes at noon.” – John [13:33]
• [15:33–17:31]: A caller claims to own a Suburban once used by the Secret Service—John jokes about testing its bulletproof status out at his ranch.

4. Pig Hunting and Texas Ranch Life

• [21:26–26:43]: John brings listeners deep into “redneck country” with a story about hunting feral hogs at dawn with an AR-15 on a Texas ranch, bantering about the best strategies to shoot varmints from vehicles and why wild pigs are a statewide menace.
• Quote: “You need to blow them up with grenades and gas em and shoot them to death…they’re terrible people, I mean animals.” – John [24:48]
• Other co-hosts and callers join in, sharing pig-hunting experiences and defending the edibility (or lack thereof) of wild hogs.

5. Cars, Hogs, and Radio Mayhem

• [30:02–32:56]: New Philly listener Beth calls in, loving the show’s irreverent style: “Show me your boobs. No, Turley. Dry.” [30:29]
• Multiple callers offer to ride shotgun—and roof rack—on John’s next pig safari. Banter on the mythos of snipe hunting and the rituals of small-town pranks.
• The show’s phones glitch, prompting rants about tech problems and the high costs of studio repairs.

6. Classic Rock, Car Culture, and Dealer Deals

• [35:03–37:05]: Discussions on the economics of livestock meat versus potbelly pigs as pets, with some real Texas pricing analysis.
• [46:20–47:27]: Lightning round of listener car calls and live appraisals—including a SEMA Jeep and classic Mercedes, with reality checks on expectations versus market value.
• Quote: “If you reprice it, it will sell. And I’m trying to reprice it for you, but you’re not listening to me.” – John [48:56]

7. YouTube, Spam Calls, and Nuanced Branding

• [61:54–66:59 | 140:58–146:28]: Behind-the-scenes look at launching and sustaining a viral YouTube channel, the grind of thumbnail clickbait, and resisting the temptation to “sell out.” John insists on authenticity over cheap tricks.
• [146:27–147:08]: The difference between the show’s YouTube and radio audiences; the former loves car-buying content, the latter wants the banter.

8. Listener Truths and Open Phones

• [148:36–151:40]: As always, a special “Truth” call-in segment, where listeners get a few seconds to blurt their unfiltered truths or confessions—ranging from love declarations to serious health reveals.
• Memorable Moment: Speech-Impediment Terrence’s unintelligible “truth,” immediately followed by Cluck Norris (the resident chicken voice) translating with suspicious clarity.

9. Cultural Satire, Fake Commercials, and Topical News

• Girl Scouts roast the Boy Scouts for financial mismanagement ([72:03–72:46]), and the gang riffs on dentists allegedly drunk at work, the peculiar wealth of teeth doctors, and the high cost of cosmetic dentistry.
• Fun with “Black, Latino or Other”—the crew’s version of a “Guess That Crime Perpetrator” radio game ([151:52–155:29]).

10. Car Auctions and Collector Culture

• [99:34–101:07]: John teases “barn find” collector cars, including rare Corvettes, Mustangs, and a value-packed list from a collector forced to sell by a nagging spouse.

11. Small-Town Texas Stories and Community Events

• [173:10–176:58]: The saga of Walnut Springs and the local bike/car rally drama, where personal rivalries, city council meetings, and outside influences tangle up good-ole-boy plans for the town’s economic revival.
• Announcement: Ted Nugent and Adam Carolla are slated to record a live podcast in Walnut Springs, possibly with a free, unticketed crowd ([177:09–178:55]).

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Notable Quotes

• “You called me, you pedophile, molester, son of a —” – John to a second-cousin-loving caller, [06:48]
• “Shoot those effin’ pigs. When we get done today, you and I are—will you get on the roof rack and I’ll drive around?” – John [24:48]
• “You crack a tooth didn’t you? You haven’t done anything, John. No, because it’s not bothering me…maybe it’s time to die.” [81:40/82:25]
• “The show’s just like listening to an album in a car with the needle skipping tracks.” – J.D. [169:09]

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Segment Timestamps

• 00:53 – Show starts
• 01:03–02:47 – Callers from Pittsburgh, Philly, and other markets
• 05:07–07:30 – Too-much-information cousin call
• 11:22–13:33 – Cousin relationships & redneck banter
• 15:24–20:51 – Car valuations, Secret Service Suburban convo
• 21:26–26:43 – Texas pig hunting storytime
• 30:02–31:39 – East Coast listener feedback
• 35:03–37:05 – Livestock math & potbelly pig economics
• 61:54–66:59 – YouTube channel and Cars/Coffee event plug
• 99:34–101:07 – Epic car collection rundown
• 140:58–146:28 – Radio vs. YouTube philosophy
• 148:36–151:40 – "Truth" call segment
• 151:52–155:29 – “Black, Latino or Other” segment
• 173:19–176:59 – Walnut Springs rally drama, upcoming Ted Nugent/Carolla announcement

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Memorable Moments

• [22:45]: “You have to be on the ready…one in the chamber, click it off safety, whip it up, got a laser pointer on it, boom.” (John describing his pig safari set-up.)
• [30:03]: Beth, new Philly listener, endears herself to the crew with her candid surprise at the show’s brashness.
• [61:58]: John accidentally gets his YouTube feed shut down mid-episode for “violent pig hunting content.”
• [140:25]: Team realization that mastering YouTube is as hard as radio—thumbnails, talent wrangling, and “don’t lie to the audience.”
• [177:09]: John tries to goad Adam Carolla & Ted Nugent into doing a live podcast on-stage, promising big crowds and “all the Republicans.”
• [148:47 & 150:19]: Listener “Truth” calls go from wacky (pets singing along with the show) to deadly serious (plea for a liver transplant).

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Recurring Show Elements

• Car Lightning Rounds: Listeners rattle off info; John gives quick-fire, often brutally honest, appraisals.
• Redneck Life: Guns, trucks, country quirks; pig-hunting is a frequent, loud thread.
• Satirical Commercials: Mock Girl Scouts and tech solutions for spam calls.
• Cultural Clowning: From cousin-love to dentist-dui stories, nothing too sacred for a riff.
• Music & Radio History: Reminiscences of live shows, classic rock, and lost legends.

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Final Recap

Episode #543 is vintage John Clay Wolfe: unpredictable, edgy, and packed with wild listener calls, sharp retorts, and the kind of unscripted, regionally flavored humor that’s made the show a cult hit across American radio. Whether you tune in for car valuations or just want to know what a pig-hunting AR safari sounds like, this episode delivers—FCC fines be damned.

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For more:

• Watch live or the YouTube archive: jcwshow.com
• Submit your car: givemethevin.com
• Stream the podcast for the full wild ride.

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Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

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Good morning. 412 area code. What's on your mind?

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What's up, brother? I. I love listening to your radio show. You guys are great.

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Where are you? Where are you?

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I'm in Greenfield. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

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Cool.

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WTV. Yep, yep, yep.

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DB what's on your mind?

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I got a 2000, 2000 Nissan Maxima GLE, a 26 year old 153, 000. It runs like a bear. It will spin the front tires off.

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It just bleeds sexual energy. Oh.

[F]

Oh, man.

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Oh, you can't cuss like that. Dude, dude, dude, I gotta dump you. I gotta cut you off. The rule is if you cuss twice, you gotta go. You can't cuss on FCC airways, boy.

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Yeah, we're a little light there on the delay now.

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Pittsburgh.

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Jeez.

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Yeah, a double one. Not just one, but two F s. Yeah, just hold pregame. I'm taking them. I'm taking them blind. I'm just taking them blind. Good morning. You're on the area. We're topless. 443 area code. Who's this? Where are you calling from? Doesn't work. Oh, it dropped. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning, Charlotte. Good morning, West Palm, Palm Beach. Good morning, Orlando.

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It's live.

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Who are other east coast affiliates? We got Charlotte, Raleigh, Durham, Orlando, Tampa Bay, Philly. Philly, Palm, Lauderdale, Orlando.

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Yeah, you already said Orlando.

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No, we cut Tallahassee two years ago.

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We're a different company in Tallahassee.

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No, we're on Tallahassee. Well, good morning, Tallahassee. I. I know that y' all don't like Scott Stapp and because he's weird, but give him one more chance, right? That actually, Creed is coming back. I mean, they're starting to tour again.

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Thank goodness.

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Those guys are Great. Good morning. 405 area code. You're on the air.

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How's it going, chief? Watch the F, young people. Next, Dallas, Texas, by way of Oklahoma. What's up?

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Not much. I didn't catch all that. What'd you say?

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I said it's Keith from Dallas, Texas, by way of Oklahoma.

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It took you a minute to get here, but you got here.

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Oh, yeah, we got here.

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What's on your mind?

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Well, I got this 2013 Nissan Forte X with 204,000 miles. I just got t boned in my grand marquis.

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Give you $150. You give me $150 and I'll buy it to come pick. Who's this? 858 area code. Good morning. You're on the air. 858 area code. Good morning. You're on the air. 856 area code.

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Sounds like he's in the hot tub.

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Yeah, that's Tim.

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Yeah. Hey, Tim. What's up?

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Hi.

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This is Tim.

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I saw last week about the storage unit.

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Oh, yeah, but you found all the dope in the storage unit. And then people started commenting saying that you were grossly underestimating your take there.

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Well, I got an update for you on that story.

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Okay.

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Apparently the dude got arrested and he had, like, 30 storage units all over New Jersey.

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Oh.

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That just were packed with weed.

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Damn. And you had a bunch of it and you gave it away.

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Yeah, well, I mean, don't have marijuana.

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Like, you've got one chance in this world to hit it big, kid, and you blew it. One chance.

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Very true.

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Kyle in Oklahoma City. Fell on black days and blow up the outside world. That's not right, is it?

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No.

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No. Nope. Sorry for those. 405 area code. Good morning. You're on the air.

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Hey, this is Captain Morgan, Oklahoma City, okc. Yeah, hey, I'm calling about sexual frustration built up.

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Okay, let's hear it, boy.

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Well, I got this really hot cousin, and I don't know what to do.

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Well, how old is she? Let's start there.

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Mid-40s.

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Okay. And have both of y' all been married?

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No.

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How old are you?

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Mid forties.

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Okay, both of y' all are mid forties. First cousin, second cousin, third cousin. Let's drill down

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second.

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And you live in Oklahoma? Does she live in Oklahoma?

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Yeah.

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I think the small town would have a parade of yalls gathering. Yeah, I mean, I Don't. I don't mind.

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I think that's a good idea.

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I don't. I mean, if it was Alabama or Kentucky, we would. And you said first, like. But Oklahoma seconds. I think he's clear. Second cousin. Have you tried anything yet?

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No, not yet.

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Have you told her about your feelings? No. What's her name?

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That's what I was calling. Ah. I think she listens. I don't wanna. I don't want to give up.

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Dude, you got to come out of the closet sooner or later. You might as well just tell her right now on the radio how you're feeling. She already knows that. She already knows your voice. What city in Oklahoma?

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I'll bet it's Becky.

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Oklahoma City.

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It's a big place. What's her first name?

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I'm going to go with Joanne.

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Her.

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What's her first.

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What?

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What's her first name?

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I gotta go.

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Yeah, you called me, you pedophile, molester, son of a.

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Second cousin. So what is that, like your dad's.

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Dad's cousin's kid?

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Kid? Yeah. That's pretty close.

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Not in Oklahoma.

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That's pretty close.

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I mean, there's different. I mean, God, that's just.

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That's like your.

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I mean, it's an orthodontic bill. Yeah. There's going to be some crooked teeth here.

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Oh, yeah.

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But they're not going to be blind and they're not going to be a lizard. Yeah. Nobody said you wanted to have kids. Who said anything about kids? These people are in their mid-40s.

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I mean, mistakes can happen, though.

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First and second are different, though. I mean that. You know, there is a lot of value to common law relationships in Oklahoma. I think they give you extra food stamps for second custody.

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See, Philly, this is why you're gonna like us. Because we're. We rag on the rednecks, too, just like y' all do. But we'll get to you in a minute. Don't worry. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234, 800, 800, radio. Adam, I see you there.

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J.D.

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when you come up, can you bring my computer, please? And we will do the car segment after this song, which is we're gonna break in about a minute. And you can go ahead and load up the phones at 800-800-7234. All the bits are good. Give me the VIN. America's Best Car Buyer. Hey, Turley, our Super bowl bet. I haven't turned it into anybody to pay, so. You haven't been paid yet?

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Yeah, no, I mean, that's fine. I saw a lot of the comments, too. I mean, it could be just a wash. It could be whatever you want to do.

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No, I'm paying you because I said I was paying you, and I. And I'm glad that you. I mean, I told you I'm taking the win for the record, but I'm gonna pay you out of. What's the word? It's not pity. I mean, I have. I have an ulterior motive of paying you.

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Grandiosity.

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I mean.

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Nope, nope, nope. No, no. It's guilt. I want him to feel guilt.

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I don't feel good. I don't feel guilty. It's just like, whatever.

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That's Spike.

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It's not real money.

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Spice.

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My money. So it's all right.

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What is yours when you get it?

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I mean, if I get it, that's fine.

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Oh, you're gonna. Don't start that chest with me. If I get it, I don't.

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It's. It's good, John. I'm good either way.

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I want you to feel guilty for the entire year until we start betting again.

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You don't know me very well.

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I don't feel guilt. There's no guilt. No. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. We got Michael Turley, we've got Bob O. JD Is getting prepared right now. DJ Pre K is your call screener and homeschool Kyle is your video operator, which you will see him on our YouTube [e-mail]. we'll be right back with the car calls where we bid the cars on the radio at 800. 800 radio. Give me year, make, model, miles, average rough or clean condition, and I will hang a number on it right here. If we don't beat a CarMax number or a car van number, the deal that y' all do with them, we will pay a check for 100 bucks.

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This is the John Clay Wolf, 800, 800, 7234. Pascal Pasquale, good morning. You're on the air, North Carolina.

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Good morning.

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What you got?

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I got a correction, I got a correction about second cousin. Okay, somebody just said. Somebody just said if you're dating your father's cousin's kid, you're dating your second cousin, but that's not true. Your father's cousin is your second cousin. Your father's cousin's kid is your third cousin.

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So would. What? What's your second. Okay, your father's brother's kid is your first cousin.

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Your father's cousin's kid.

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I know, but listen, slow down, slow down. Your father's brother's kid is your first cousin.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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I know. No, no, listen to what I'm saying. Your father's brothers. Kid is your first. Correct.

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Your father's brother's kid. Yes.

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Okay, so what's your second?

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Your father's cousin's kids. Kid. You listen. Your father's cousin is your second cousin.

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Hey, this is pretty sad that a guy from North Carolina is having to map this out for me because they normally just drink a little more and just go with it. I hear you. Scott in Pittsburgh.

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Hey, how's it going?

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Good. What have you got?

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I got a 2007 Range Rover Sport.

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Yeah.

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Looking to see what I can get for it.

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How many miles?

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It's just under 152,000.

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Mm. And what do you want for it?

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I want to get close to 10. I was offered seven and I didn't want to go that low. It's black, it's got.

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Have you ever heard the story about the. The two fools met?

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Yeah.

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Yeah. That happened at 7. If we got 150,000 mile, 20 year

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old Rover, 100 mileage for the year.

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But that's great. It's a 20 year old Rover. I'm sitting here looking at comps right now of auction transactions. 1900, 1300, 1800, 10, 2300. And the 2300 has 93,000 miles. 1,001, 91. 223,000 miles is 18. 109 did 13. 129 did 19. And you had a 7 offer, but you were you hard, but you turned it down.

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You gotta aim high.

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Yep.

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Well, I mean, I know the guy. And I know he'd still offer me that.

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I'd go, hey, here's what you need. Here's my advice to you today. Hang up with me. Turn off all exterior appliances. Call the guy and ask him. Catch him before the bank closes at noon. All right? Gotcha. All right. Yes, sir. 800-800-7234. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars and radio for America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com be right back.

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That's an upgrade. Does he still say oriental?

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Morning, everybody. Good morning east coast. Good morning, Philadelphia. Our new. Our new affiliate. W. Oh, God. Doesn't matter. We're not doing call on call calls. It's kg, ksc or you know, mkg, right? Yeah.

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Mgk.

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Mgk, mgk. Harvey and Lake Worth. You got a suburban that used to be secret service.

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Used to be secret service. I picked it up on ebay several years ago. And it's got 22 layers of Kevlar, inch and a half thick bullet resistant glass around.

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Will you bring it out here to the ranch and we'll shoot at it?

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I knew, yeah, that would be fun. That would be fun.

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8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is a call number. Yeah, I mean, I don't think with a. That body style. With 167,000 miles, what do you think is worth five grand

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if the. If we're shooting for the NADA. No pun intended. Yes, probably that, but given its. Given Its customization, it's got a full interior, custom captain's chairs interior with fold down seats like the pilot seats that fold down.

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You could sell it to a new drug dealer that like just got started and doesn't care about driving. An old body style

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or, or one of these dispensaries, I thought. But it's got a safe in it, fingerprint safe. So that's what I thought of. Or people. I've had calls from Minnesota, people who are wanting to have something safe.

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Why haven't they bought it yet?

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I've had more offers to people who want to trade, trade their motorcycles, trade something today that they can't get rid of. And I don't want to deal with that anymore. I just.

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So I'll give. I'll give five grand.

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You got five, huh?

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I'll trade you cash for your truck. And I've got a dog, two chickens that I'll throw in.

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But do we get to shoot it up?

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Yeah, I kind of need to. I mean, you kind of need to. Yeah, I think we do. I don't want to shoot it up, but I definitely want to take a couple of whacks at it.

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You would.

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All right, I'll tell you what, that sounds fair. You have your guy talk to me about it and see you.

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I'll have my people. I'll have my people call your people.

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That sounds fair enough.

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All right, thanks, Harvey. 800. 800, Cincinnati, Ohio. Good morning. You're on the air.

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Hey, good morning.

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Are you.

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Are you in Charlotte?

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No, no, I'm in Charlotte these days.

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Got you. You got a scentsy phone number. That's all I know. Okay, what were you calling about?

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Well, the first thing is the cousin. It'd be his second cousin once removed, not third cousin.

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So was I right or wrong?

[F]

You're, you're right. The third cousin guy got a little, little wrong, but he was on the right track.

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Yeah,

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I've got a 1999 Lotus Elise Sport 190R. It's a race car. Been thinking about selling. It's got 7,000 miles. It's all original except I took out the roll cage and I've been thinking about parting ways with it.

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So is the interior scrubbed out like a Lotus? I mean, like a race car. I mean, it's got no interior, basically.

[F]

It's got. It's got no interior, basically. It doesn't have air conditioning. It's got manual windows. It's got a fire extinguisher right under the thigh of the passenger.

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That's a weird One. That's a hard one. So let me. I just took a picture of your phone number. I'm going to send it to my race car guy and let him call you because I don't want to bid it on the air because I don't know, man. No, I can hit you low, but I'm just going to piss you off. And I don't want to piss you off.

[F]

That's fine. I appreciate it.

[B]

What do you. What, what will you take for it?

[F]

I'm thinking about 45 all part.

[B]

100. 4,500. I, I was thinking five. Hell, you're lower than me.

[F]

45, 000.

[B]

Oh,

[F]

and I've got a 87 Carrera G50. And I, I'm also about getting rid of that. But I, I don't have a number yet.

[B]

I'm way more interested in that than I am that race car dude. Every time I get a hold of a race car, I wind up with a case of the hemorrho out. I just always lose. And because race car guys have so much money in these cars that they think they're giving me a good deal. And nobody else thinks that except the guy that sold it to me when I go to sell it real quick. Don, you've got a 05 Cadillac XLR convertible with 9,000 miles?

[F]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Does the top does have any problems? I mean, it's great car with great miles. I'm not knocking your car, but they are problematic. Does it have any electrical issues or any lights coming on or anything weird right now?

[F]

No. It's always been stored indoors, climate controlled. It's been looked at more than it's been driven.

[B]

Sure.

[F]

It's flawless from what we understand.

[B]

I've got to go to break right now. The light is blinking at me. I've got your number right here. I'm going to have one of my managers call you right now.

[F]

All right, sounds good.

[B]

Thank you. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars and Radio. For America's best car buyer, givemetheven.com and you can also watch us live on our YouTube stream. If you're sitting at your house or in your garage, you want to throw it up on the TV, go to jcwshow.com be right back.

[E]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, America's largest weekend morning show. 800, 800 radio. Check out the [e-mail] or john claywolf.com Morning, everybody.

[B]

I don't know why I feel so good today. I actually is probably those three or four beers that I didn't have last night. And I wound up asleep at 9:30. Woke up at 4:30. We broadcast out here from a. Like a hill country ranch in Texas. That's where the studio is, and there's a lot of land out here. And I got up about five and went driving around. You rednecks will like this. I got my AR and put it in my front seat. Driving around with spotlights, looking for something to kill for about an hour. I did find a fox, but I didn't shoot it. But I didn't have time. But I really just wanted to kill pigs because the pigs have been. The hogs have been showing up a little more, and they'll screw your yard up pretty good. Is that redneck to you, Turley?

[D]

It's very redneck. And you're really. How are you gonna sneak up on anything in your vehicle?

[B]

Well, it's not loud.

[D]

Loud enough for an animal just to take off.

[B]

Yeah, but then they'll Normally, you come around a corner, they'll look at you. And I've got those floodlights all over it. So it'd be quick. It would.

[D]

You have to be on the ready.

[B]

You've got a minute to. They stare at you for a minute. You definitely have to be on the ready. I had my gun in my front seat. Clip in, one in the chamber. Got to click it off. Safety. Whip it up. It's got a laser pointer on it. Boom.

[D]

Are you left or right?

[B]

I'm right.

[D]

And wow, that's. That's. That's a difficult shot. You have to lean out then. And do it real quick.

[B]

Yeah. Whip your door open. You have to have your windows down. You have to whip your door open like Starsky and Hutch style, and then lean right off that door and boom. Coyotes, you know, varmints, the bad things. That's what you want to shoot. Have you never done that?

[D]

No, not like that. You've never been hunt. Hunting where you sneak up, you know, like you're sitting around waiting.

[B]

And safari style is much more entertaining.

[D]

It does sound fun. You just kind of. You don't have to really work here going. Yeah, it's not a lot of work.

[B]

Yeah. Safari style definitely beats the others. And. But you're right, the odds of success are lower. So you're better off setting up like a squeaker. Like you can play a tape. Whether wounded animal, wounded rabbit. Coyotes come up to that. Bobcats come up to that.

[D]

What about in a chopper? Have you seen that where they're shooting hogs yes.

[B]

Oh, that looks fun.

[D]

I mean, it looks easy, but it's. I mean, they're just mowing them down. It's crazy.

[B]

They need to, because they're terrible people. I mean, animals. Well, the hogs, dude, I mean, they just need to be exterminated. I mean, they've done more crop damage, more farm damage, more land damage. I mean, they're terrible. And I, I was driving the other night, it was sunset and I was like, somebody's cows got out on my place and on this hillside and I saw about 10 black calves is what it looked like. And I started looking again. So those are pigs. And they scurried off quick. So now I'm on the hunt for pigs.

[D]

Do they have that up north? I don't remember seeing many pigs like that.

[B]

Well, they didn't have that many pigs like that down south when we were kids either. This feral hog thing has happened over the past 20 years. Pretty heavy. They screw a lot and they have a lot of babies. And if you think they're cute, they're not. And you need to blow them up with grenades and gas em and shoot them to death.

[D]

They'll come at you too.

[B]

Oh yeah, they're terrible. Yeah, they're not.

[D]

They ain't scared.

[B]

Shoot those effing pigs. When we get done today, you and I are. Will you get on the roof rack and I'll drive around?

[G]

No.

[B]

And we'll go shoot pigs.

[D]

Yeah, I'm gonna hold on.

[B]

Now that's what we need to kill these pigs.

[D]

J.D.

[G]

do you want to do that one video of that? You on the roof.

[B]

I've had my kids on the roof rack before.

[G]

Oh my God.

[B]

You just gotta drive slow. And they know to hang on. You gotta teach these kids, right?

[G]

Gotta be people listening to the show right now going, what the hell?

[B]

We haven't started in California yet. So we're okay.

[G]

Okay, okay.

[B]

Because in three hours when the California feed picks up, they won't be okay.

[G]

Charlie, will you get on the roof rack?

[B]

Hang on.

[G]

Line of the day.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. You get up there and then you get comfortable and you get your gun and you have, you have on that roof rack. I've got that good roof rack. And you can hang on tight and you just need to have your balls ready and you get going and shoot something.

[G]

I've seen the videos of the guy from helicopters. That is kind of cool. I feel really bad for the pigs.

[B]

Why? Because pigs are bad.

[G]

I know.

[B]

Pigs are terrible people.

[G]

Because I'm. Because I'm human. It's just hard to kill them. But I understand they're bad for the. Of whatever.

[B]

Is a pig's ass pork? Yes. Do you eat pork?

[G]

I love pork.

[B]

Okay, well, then don't feel bad. But actually, these pigs don't taste good to eat.

[G]

They don't?

[B]

Yeah. They're just rough. They're feral hogs. Those nice show pigs. The ones that haven't moved around much.

[F]

Right.

[B]

Those are the ones that are good eaters. That stuff that's lived in the wild, it's just tough.

[G]

You just leave them out there for nature.

[B]

Coyotes.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Or just shoot them some more after they're dead. It's the circle. You could use them as target practice.

[G]

We need that song, Circle of Life.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

That way it doesn't seem as bad if Elton John sings about it. It's not that bad.

[B]

If I get one this afternoon, I want you guys, I'm gonna go back out to the scene of the crime and we're going to take target practice on it so you guys can get it out of you, so you can understand you need it. I'll let you put some slugs in a dead one.

[G]

Okay.

[B]

And then you'll feel. You'll understand what it feels like to be a man losing your virginity, huh?

[D]

So much hate for these pigs.

[B]

Hate is a good word. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If we're inspiring you to call in, please do. And yes, we are live. Good morning, Philadelphia. We. We feel about the pigs like they feel about the Dallas Cowboys.

[G]

Oh, my God.

[B]

You know what?

[D]

That's probably a good comparison.

[B]

Can we stop that? Really?

[G]

Stop.

[D]

Oh, I guarantee somebody from Philly would say that.

[G]

So, you know, put some slugs in a dead one. That's one of. That's a great.

[B]

You know, hey, I was there and I. Now. Now you're gonna get me in trouble.

[D]

No, no, I think he was talking about a dead pig. He was from Dallas, and it's a Dallas Cowboy.

[B]

We'll drag a dead Texas pig up there so that to a Eagles game so all the Philly fans can kick it and throw batteries at it.

[D]

Yeah, put it. Put a jersey on it for a Cowboys jersey. It's good to go.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[D]

Then you'll see some real hate.

[B]

A feral cowboy.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Here's one. Good morning. You're on the air. 772 area code. Good morning.

[F]

I have a 1966 Ford Galaxy, and

[B]

I'm thinking about oh, so Sean, what did he charge us to fix the phone the other day?

[D]

That was 1200. For that and the microphone issue, we have an amp that's out too.

[B]

Okay, well, we need a refund on the phone part because it's not fixed.

[D]

Well, he never said it was fixed.

[B]

It was 1200.

[D]

Yeah, for that in 12, pull the hundred, pull the amplifier out, and we got to replace the amplifier for a microphone.

[B]

Tampa Bay, good morning, you're on the air.

[F]

Hey, how you doing today?

[B]

Good, good.

[F]

I'm talking about the feral hog problem we got.

[B]

Yes, yeah, I'm.

[F]

I totally agree. I think we should blow them all up. They're nuisance. They're a big problem.

[B]

Thank you. I agree. King of Prussia, pa. Good morning, you're on the air.

[C]

Good morning.

[F]

I'm a pig hunter. I'm going to North Carolina in three weeks. And they do taste good.

[B]

Do they?

[F]

Just got to process them the right way.

[B]

And how do you process?

[F]

Well, you have to age them a little bit. After you kill them, you have to pro. You have to skin them, right. And get rid of all their. Their glands and so on. But they. They're delicious. I've been eating them for many years. The wild hogs. And I gotta tell you, it is a blast. It's so much fun. I hunt them at night with a thermal scope and it's fun.

[B]

You're doing the Lord's work. They're terrible, dude. They will ruin. They will ruin farms and yards and stuff. Just awful.

[F]

They do.

[B]

They.

[F]

So where I Hunt, there's 3,000 acres of farmland and swamp. And they say that they, they terror. They tear up about an acre a week, right? But these people, they grow. They grow squash, they grow cotton. They grow different things every year. And they say it doesn't matter what it is, the hogs tear it up.

[B]

Beth in Philadelphia, good morning, you're on the air.

[F]

Good morning.

[B]

What's up?

[F]

I am from Pennsylvania. I'm on a long drive and I put on MGK to listen to and I heard you guys for the very first time. And I love it.

[B]

Well, good. So program director that's going to call Monday and say that. That we're offending everyone. We did not offend. Beth and Philly, show me your boobs. No, Turley.

[F]

Dry.

[B]

Perfect. Thank you, North Carolina. Good morning, you're on the air. No, it is not. It is not fixed at all. The phones.

[D]

It's something with Ring Central.

[B]

We're trying to figure out. Is that what it's doing?

[D]

Yeah, it's not they. They claim the service that we use, it's not them. It's however it's routed and we're just

[B]

having problems with our phones. Rocky in Oklahoma, good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Hey, John, I just wanted to say I'll come shoot some pigs for you and ride on that roof rack with you.

[G]

All right.

[B]

It's like. What was that show called?

[D]

Jackass?

[B]

Brokeback mountain.

[G]

Oh, my God.

[B]

The pig hunters.

[G]

All right, to justify it. Feral hogs are considered one of the most destructive invasive species on earth, causing over 2.5 billion with a B in annual damages through agricultural destruction.

[B]

Corbett back. Canada, good morning. You're on the air. Hey, you hoser. Canada, you're on the air.

[F]

Hello?

[B]

Hello.

[F]

I was calling John Clay wolf.

[B]

You are on the air with John Clay wolf. Good morning.

[F]

Oh, really?

[B]

Yes. Yeah,

[F]

there's me.

[D]

That's you.

[B]

Okay, we're going to move along. If you don't have something to say,

[F]

I have a 2020 GMC share.

[B]

It's been in the grave.

[F]

Total life.

[B]

Do me a favor. Just go to givemetheven.com Austin, Texas, good morning. You're on the air.

[D]

And us is going to beat your ass tomorrow.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Austin, Texas, good morning. You're on the air. They don't think they're. I'm just taking them straight without screening.

[D]

Give the last four digits.

[B]

It's freaking about.512 area code, 5855 phone number. It is you. You're on the air. You called me. Yeah.

[F]

Good morning to you, man. If you ain't got in your truck and been on your property done that night thing with spotlights and shooting stuff, you ain't living. And you need to take your boy snip hunt so he understands what hunting's all about.

[B]

Snipe hunting. Snipe hunting. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio navigation. Hey, I'm not doing that. I'm not doing the cars. I'm not doing the cars right now. We're killing pigs, man. Get. Get caught up. We're killing p pigs. We're not shooting cars. We'll bid the cars. Go to givemetheven.com. go to give. Go to givemetheven dot com. I don't know what he was saying. How was that?

[C]

That guy's right, though. That is a good time. I remember going out with my dad late night and calling coyotes.

[B]

Sure.

[D]

Is that what snipe hunting is?

[B]

No. What's sniping? You've never been sniping we should take.

[D]

I'm not a redneck.

[G]

Do that. Oh, it's so much fun. You will not.

[D]

What is it?

[G]

Oh, dude, I can't even. I can't say it on the radio.

[D]

You don't know what it is?

[G]

Oh, I totally know what it is.

[C]

Really. A ferocious animal, Charlie. But when you see one for the first time, like you know, they are, they are scary in the day.

[B]

Orlando, good morning.

[D]

You're on the air.

[B]

Yeah, Orlando, your Number ends in 1. 2. 2. Good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Hey, it's Jay from Inverness, Florida. How are you today?

[B]

Good.

[F]

Hey, I got a question. What's your feelings on the Corvair Corsa? The turbo Corvairs, the old ones like the 1968, 69.

[B]

Well, I mean Corvairs as a whole are five grand cars, right? So the Corsa was a limited run and it's worth a lot more. But they're hard to sell. They're just, they're not liquid. Yeah. Yeah.

[F]

So thinking about buying.

[B]

I wouldn't give more than 10 grand for one. Okay. And everybody want, everybody wants 20 and, and 34. But everybody's had them. But, but they've had them for sale for three years too. We got to go to break. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars Radio for America's best car buyer. GiveMeTheEven.com.

[E]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. America's largest weekend morning show heard all across America. Los Angeles, Phoenix, Houston, Dallas, Nashville, Sandy Diego, Las Vegas, Denver, New Orleans, Oklahoma City, Austin and available to the rest of the [e-mail] or john claywolf.com and now senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[B]

Morning everybody. We're back. Texas is on now. Good morning Texas. I saw in this. These stupid, not stupid, I need to be nice. These little small town Facebook groups, yeah, they remind me of Tradio. But there was a. We're picking up pigs. Not women, but feral hogs. And, and we were a lady had a big old fat ass pig. One of those pot bellies. They'll get out of hand on you.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

You, you, you buy a pot belly pig and keep feeding it and it'll turn into not a huge pig. And she wanted, she had pictures of her sweet little pig and it's just big old 100 pound fat ass pig and she wants to give it away because it's too big and she wants to re home it but she's charging $50 for a re. Home fee to make sure that it doesn't get slaughtered.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And I thought, well, now you're just giving people ideas.

[G]

Yeah.

[D]

50 bucks for that meat.

[B]

I mean, what would. What would that meat be worth?

[G]

Oh, my God.

[B]

More than 50 bucks.

[G]

Sure, sure, sure, sure. Absolutely. How much did away?

[B]

Probably. Probably 100 and a half. So maybe two.

[G]

Probably. You're gonna get what, 30 pounds of actual meat out of it?

[B]

I haven't slaughtered a pig lately.

[G]

30 pounds of 10 bucks, that's 300.

[B]

That was back in college.

[G]

I didn't go there.

[B]

How much?

[G]

It's about 300 bucks.

[B]

But then you've got to pay the process. Unless you're redneck and you do it yourself.

[G]

Correct.

[B]

Or from anywhere in the Carolinas.

[C]

I don't know if it'd go 300. JD it's not meat yet, you know. Well, then it's alive and walking around. I. I think probably 1, 175. 175 for the live animal.

[B]

Yeah. The 50 is a bargain.

[G]

No, I'm saying he's a big bargain. 30 pounds of actual meat at 10 bucks a pound.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You could sell it for that. Yes.

[B]

Where's the bacon?

[G]

Bacon is a. It's a. Toward the butt.

[C]

Belly.

[B]

The belly. I think you're right. Have you ever slaughtered a pig, bub?

[C]

Never have Never seen it done. I have now. Listen, this is a. This is a serious sporting hobby where I live currently. I had a friend named Dewey pike years ago, and he. He hunted those hogs with dogs, okay? And he had a whole den of rottweilers and pit bulls, right? And he had some dogs. I mean, Plum tore up. When you catch a sow out there at night that's got little babies, she's full on 24. Seven, angry, and she'll eat you, man. And a lot of mal where I am.

[B]

Sounds like some women I know, they

[C]

have those tusks and they'll. They'll rip a dog to shreds, man. Scary.

[B]

Those dogs have to wear jackets, like protective kevlar jackets to keep from getting beat up by those hogs.

[C]

One of those things put my dad up a tree one time. He was welding some panels. You know, he used to have like 12 or 15 head of cattle out there, right? And so he's putting a corral together. He's welding. Nice spring day. Probably whistling, probably chewing red, man. He looked out at about 70 yards out. Here comes a big old hog. Male, big old boar. And it's coming right for him.

[B]

Why?

[C]

Well, the Corral's not together yet, so he can't hide in there. So he put a panel up against a tree and got up in a tree. And the hulk stayed there, he said, for, you know, an hour and a half. And he just sat there and waited till the thing went away. That's impressive to me, to get my dad up a tree because my dad's pretty. I mean, formidable in the outdoors.

[D]

Man, this is some redneck stuff right here. I mean, y'.

[B]

All.

[D]

Y' all talking about pigs and stuff like that. As a kid, only thing was chasing us was, like, geese or goose and stuff like that up in Connecticut. Not any pigs. I had one run after me. Those things are mean as hell. No geese. Yes.

[G]

Geese are.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Oh, yeah. But not a pig.

[B]

What are they gonna do to you, though? I mean, can't just grab its neck and choke it to death.

[D]

They come at you, they're biting.

[G]

Yeah. There's a lot of videos online of geese chasing.

[B]

So what do you do if a goose is after you? Do you just. Just take it on head. Nah. Turn around, take it on face first, head on, and just go for its throat, and then just choke that son of a to death.

[D]

If you could grab the neck in time before the hand for the beak gets you.

[B]

But, I mean, how bad are they gonna get you?

[D]

I would imagine it would hurt. I don't know. I haven't been bitten by a geese.

[B]

You need to man up, take that goose on. Quit being a little.

[D]

Do that with a pig, then.

[B]

Nope, that's different. They have tusks. And pigs will hurt you. Geese are just flapping their wings and talking smack. They're like that old stoner in high school, you know, with a. With that long mullet in that. In that brush in his back pocket, talking stuff. He's punching right in the gut. He's coughs up all of his cigarette smoke. And you whip his ass.

[C]

Exactly. They puff up.

[B]

Right, right.

[C]

It's just like.

[G]

Yeah. Bite you. They can scratch you, and they can hit you with their big, heavy wings,

[B]

but you can choke that son of

[G]

a. Yeah, you can.

[B]

And then whip a. Whip a knife out, cut its head off.

[G]

This is such a violent show today.

[D]

That or punch a pig.

[B]

No, those pigs, you didn't know. Those pigs you need to watch your ass with. They will get you.

[G]

Yeah, they'll get you.

[B]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[G]

And don't get me started on the snipes.

[B]

Oh, 800, 800 radio. Okay.

[G]

What else going on in the world here? An Australian TV reporter. This is kind of fun. She was covering the 2026 Winter Olympics. She had to issue a public apology. Okay, we've all done this. Everybody's. Everybody in this room at some point has come to work with alcohol in their system. Yes. Yes. Danica Mason. Oh, man. We shot a TV show one time. I was so drunk.

[D]

Oh, is there footage of that?

[G]

Oh, yeah, there is somewhere. We were at Wet and Wild and it was the middle of the afternoon. I've been on the lake all day. I showed up trashed.

[D]

I need to see this.

[G]

And we had to shoot it. Danica Mason. Anyway, she totally misjudged what a little liquid courage would do to her live shot. See if you can perceive if she's intoxicated. Cut. Number five, Mike.

[B]

Literally the.

[F]

Like the price of coffee over here is actually fine. Where are we going with that one?

[B]

But anyway, let's get into the day.

[F]

We're going to start off with some actual brisk rolls. Gearing from the.

[B]

Actually their trip to the us the

[F]

UK rather, because Reese Walsh has stolen the show.

[B]

He of course did that in the last year's ASH series, crowning for four

[F]

tries and claiming England's fans just three months following that UK club challenge.

[B]

I like her.

[D]

Wow. What did she say?

[G]

She had no idea.

[D]

Oh, hey, it's Keith.

[C]

She's trying to describe the way that the skate is. Bring all of their equipment.

[G]

The equipment.

[C]

Full. Full events.

[G]

Events.

[C]

The Olympics.

[B]

Keith Richards. I didn't realize he was here today.

[C]

He's dropping by, playing with all the skates.

[G]

Yes, sir.

[C]

Just the freight alone. The freight alone cost thousands of dollars. But if you'll send it two way through Thailand, you can also have your skates delivered with. With a bit of raw opium. Always raw opium, which is wonderful if you've ever. You, if you ever ice skate on it.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

You will know where that thousand dollars went.

[F]

Right, right, right.

[C]

I love it. I love it.

[B]

Rock and roll.

[G]

Thanks, King. Hang out with us.

[D]

She was hammered.

[G]

Yeah, she was.

[C]

Yeah.

[G]

Trashed.

[B]

Bob, you had pigs trapped but they turned on you.

[F]

Yeah, we had two of them.

[B]

We had a.

[F]

A hog, Sal, that was probably about 150 pounds and about a 200 pound boar in there. And we shot the sow. She went down immediately. Shot the boar once in between the eyes with a.45.

[B]

Sounds like a Leonard Skinner song. It was.

[F]

Pissed him off.

[B]

Oh, really? Then what?

[F]

And then. And then shot him again. And he went down for a little bit and then he just got right back up and just acted like he was drunk, and so we were trying to get him out of the cage so we didn't have to climb in that nasty thing and get him out. So I went in front of the. I had a great idea of getting in front of the cage about 20 yards, and one of my buddies said, hey, say Sui and see what that does. And I got down on my knees and screamed, suey. And before I got e out, that thing got a second life and came charging after me and chased me into a damn pond. And he ran off behind me.

[B]

So what's the moral of the story? Shoot the son of a till he's dead is the moral of the story.

[D]

Don't say Suey.

[B]

Jeff in Philly. What's up?

[F]

Oh, hey, what's up, man?

[B]

You're on the air.

[F]

I just wanted to tell you, man. I'm from Philly First. Hello. Can you hear me?

[B]

Oh, yeah, loud and clear.

[F]

I just want to tell you, man, you got a great show, bro. I love the redneck stick. I don't know nothing about your car show, but yo, man, you got me rolling, bro. The. The Boars. Oh, my God.

[C]

Thank you.

[B]

You haven't heard this on your local Philly radio station in the past few years, huh?

[F]

Nah, man. No, I just moved to Philly. I'm from Jersey, Upstate New York, Kind of a redneck from up there, but we don't kill no bores, man. That's crazy.

[B]

I've been watching the Sopranos this week since we just started our Philly. We just started our Philly. Start here two weeks ago. This is our second week on a Philly. Yeah, I've been watching the Sopranos this week, trying to get the accent down and. And so I can understand you people, you people, you guys, you know?

[F]

Yeah, man.

[B]

And. And shooting. You know, we can't talk about shooting people, but we shot about shooting pigs. And then I can interest the Jersey guys because they like to shoot people, and I can interest the Texas people because they like to shoot anything. That's what I'm trying to do. It's working. Okay, good. Hey, we're gonna do the car segment real quick. The car calls. I'll start with this one real quick. And you need to call in now during this musical break. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. JP in North Carolina, 23 Vanderhall, Carmel GT 200 miles. Says you're a dealer, but this is your car, you know, and I know that these things are a To sell now they've dropped 50 in value. We're talking about this three wheel kick ass deal. It's like a slingshot, but a luxury version of a slingshot. And they started off really good and then they got bad. Jp, are you a Vanderhall dealer?

[F]

No, I'm not.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

Just an enthusiast.

[B]

Yeah, I think the like wholesale money on them is like 15, 17 grand. And three years ago it was 35.

[F]

Yeah, absolutely. I've seen them kind of diminish. This one's got delivery miles on it.

[B]

It's you know, 300 miles.

[F]

I was going to put in a Turo fleet. Don't know if I want to take on that liability.

[B]

I would because it's not worth, you know, they've lost so much value. That might be a way to get out of it. But yeah, I'm, I'm a 17, 18 grand buyer. Maybe 20, maybe. And if you take 24, go to givemetheven.com and load up the pictures and we'll take a hard look. And that's what you do on the car thing which is coming up. So call 800-800-7234. All the bids are [e-mail]. you can call the radio right now to Pick my brain and pick my pockets. That's what that segment. It's called Pick my pockets. The Lightning round. Be right back with it.

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[B]

Jake, you've got a Starwood Jeep which is a heavy conversion that was done a while back. I think that place is out of business now. Are they still open?

[F]

No sir, they are not. You're absolutely correct on that.

[B]

What year is your Jeep?

[F]

It's a 2014 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Starwood conversion.

[B]

Were there three levels of conversion? I wasn't that well versed on those rigs. Were they all about the same or did they build them differently?

[F]

Well, this one was built specifically for SEMA in 2015. It's. I don't know the level. I, I have a it in on consignment.

[B]

Does 25 grand buying?

[F]

Oh no sir.

[B]

Does 30 grand buy it?

[F]

No, sir.

[B]

I don't think I'd be comfortable past 30.

[F]

Okay. You see, I just thought I'd give you a call. I saw that you've been buying a few SEMA builds here lately, so I thought I'd Give you a call and see if you'd be interested.

[B]

You said you've got it on consignment at 40 grand, right?

[F]

Yes, sir.

[B]

And how long has it been sitting there for sale?

[F]

It's been sitting there for a couple months. It is. It's a toy. It's not something that somebody's gonna be able to buy in Daily Drive, so.

[B]

But see, at the end of all that. Can I be. Let me. Let me be rude, because that's my job on the radio.

[F]

No, I understand. Yes, sir.

[B]

And if you. I heard you say you work at a dealership a minute ago, so you know this. I mean, there's an ask for every seat, and the only reason stuff doesn't move is because the price is wrong. That's it. So blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's a toy and my wife and Easter and the weather, and nobody gives a hell. It's the. It's. It's the price. The price is wrong. So if you reprice it, it will sell. And I'm trying to reprice it for you, but you're not listening to me.

[F]

No, sir. I've had an offer at 30. It's just the consigner just won't. He's. He won't take that.

[B]

Get him out of the way. It's not his rig.

[F]

Well, it's. It technically still is. It's still in his name, and he has it on consignment with us. He's. He said he'd take 38 for.

[B]

Oh, it's not your rig. It's your consigner. It's your customer. Okay. Yeah. Tell him to get it out of there. It's too hot. Say it's your job as a good dealer to run a good business. And say, hey, this thing's too high. Get it the hell out of my business or price it right.

[F]

No, I.

[B]

All right, whatever. Hey, Liz in Connecticut. Good morning. Where in Connecticut are you from? Connecticut. You're living in Jersey or something?

[F]

I'm from Connecticut. I work in Virginia, But Madison, Connecticut.

[B]

Gotcha. 91s, 420 benzo with a hundred. Having issues with electrical. That car. Have you had anybody bid on it yet? Because it's. The desirability factor on those is pretty tough.

[F]

Yeah, I have not. I mean, the guy who fixes it, you know, local guy originally said, you know, he'd give me something just because he wants it for parts and, you know, because he fixes older benches and you just can't find the parts anymore. And I think I let it run down too much. I mean, it's. It's. You know, I got it almost brand new with less than 500 miles on it in 91. And it's just a classic tank that I love driving back and forth on 95. And, you know, it's just. It's just got to a point where now I just have to get over it and realize that it needs to go.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, God almighty, have you not gotten your money's worth out of this thing? Holy smokes.

[F]

Oh, Yeah. I paid 50 grand for it, and I thought that was a lot back

[A]

then, but you are absolutely, absolutely right.

[B]

More.

[F]

And, you know, and that was safe. I mean, I felt really safe in it.

[B]

You've had it so long that it's, like, starting to come up in value a little bit. I mean, it's so old.

[F]

That's what I like to hear.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, that car was worth, like, 500 about 10 years ago, and now it's like you've driven it through the. Through the time lapse where it's so old, it's like, well, maybe. Maybe it's got something there. Do me a favor. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and take it. Send us some pictures, and I'll put a bid on it.

[F]

Okay.

[B]

Thank you, ma'. Am. All right. I need to see pictures. What about the rust? What about the rust? What about the rust? You're in the rust.

[A]

No rust.

[F]

There is no rust on it, I have to admit. And it was in Virginia for a fair amount of its life, so it wasn't up in Connecticut as much as. As it was down there. So I think I avoided the rust. But it's a beautiful car. I was hoping some, like, movie producer wants to take it to use it in a movie.

[B]

Well, I'm a YouTube guy. If you want to watch us on YouTube, you can go to the John Clay Wolf on YouTube or just go to JCW show and we'll use it in a. In a video. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's take a look. Joe, we offered. We offered 51,000 on your Escalade in November. Are you there?

[F]

No, sir. Hello? 2020. You offered 28.

[B]

One. Okay, I'm sorry. Oh, it's got 51,000 miles on it. So why didn't you take it?

[F]

Right. Because it didn't pay off. It won't.

[B]

My payoff.

[F]

Okay, so now I've paid off, like, three, four months.

[B]

And does it. Does the 28 work now. How many miles have you put on it since we talked about it last time?

[G]

None.

[B]

Okay, so is the 28. Are you asking if the 28 still good?

[F]

51,000 is high.

[B]

I mean, is.

[F]

Is. Is higher than what it's got on it? It's like 50,700 or something like that.

[B]

So here's my question. Are you asking if we'll still give the 28 months later.

[F]

If you go up like 28. Five? I'd take it.

[B]

Okay, I'm gonna.

[F]

It was 28.

[B]

One. I'm gonna pull up your file after the show and look at this car and rebid it and I'll let you know.

[F]

Yes, sir, I do. I did send pictures with it.

[B]

It's all in the computer. Then we just. It's all filed in the database. I can pull it up off your phone number and. And I'll get on it. Thank you. 800. 800-7234. Be right back.

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[F]

the hell has come over you?

[C]

Justice?

[F]

When was you the happiest pa? I don't know. Be hard to single out any one particular time.

[B]

Well, it ain't for me. I was a happy right here by this little creek.

[F]

Me and Claire discovered it one day when we was out for a buggy ride. That was a long time ago.

[D]

Now.

[F]

I expected the mistake of my life, letting her slip away like I did. Well, you've always got your whores. Yeah, I guess I do.

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[B]

What movie is that from?

[C]

Lonesome Dove. Dude, what's wrong with you?

[B]

Is that Robert Duvall?

[C]

What's wrong with you?

[D]

Carl, You've never seen it either.

[B]

Rest in peace, Robert Duvall. It's just been a long time. Richard Rollins. I bet he knows what that line is. You there?

[F]

Oh, I'm. Bully's got my horse.

[C]

My man.

[B]

So he is in Milwaukee at the. What's the name of the Twisted Sister or something?

[F]

No, it's called Mama Tried and it's an invitational only Motorcycle builders show.

[B]

Are you a motorcycle builder?

[F]

We are. We've built against the best and beat them. So, Harley, everybody here is better than Ones we beat.

[B]

Harley gave you a bike and they gave another builder bike to have a contest, an electric bike. And you guys turned yours into a chopper.

[F]

Yep. I mean, that was. That was. The crazy part is they said, hey, it's invitationally best builders in the world get an invitation and we want you to go. And I was like, well, that's pretty cool. That's good invitation. He goes, but you got to do it with electric. I was like, well, Jesus, what the hell is that?

[B]

Right?

[F]

But it's a live wire.

[B]

You got to come dressed in drag.

[F]

Yeah, no, we. We're on the stage. We've set it up yesterday, and it turned out really, really, really cool. And they gave another guy, Joe from Visionary Cycles. Visionary something, a bike, too. So he went one way, we went another, and I guess the crowd will decide.

[B]

When is the contest results? Do we know?

[F]

I don't know that it's that fancy like that. It's more of pride and getting an invitation and things like that. I don't think they hand out trophies or any of that crap.

[B]

So they didn't pit y' all against each other for a winner?

[F]

Well, technically, yes, but I don't know how they're going to decide because there was only two ways to go with what we had to work with. And he went the FXR style route and. Which is short and, you know, got the little fairing on it and all that kind of stuff. And we went full 60s chopper, you know, girder front end, lifted the bike up in the.

[B]

In the.

[F]

In the midsection and slammed it in the back. And it's just. It's a straight up 60 shopper.

[B]

We're talking to Richard Rollins from Gas Monkey Garage, and he is in Milwaukee at Mama Tried Bike Show. Is this kind of like that most beautiful roadster kind of deal? But it's for motorcycles.

[F]

Similar.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

Yep. Yeah, real similar to that.

[B]

You think there's more drugs and it's

[F]

a cool place and we're having a hell of a time. We had crazy races last night at the stadium. They did the flat track, and then they had all kinds of mini bike weirdness and just, I mean, everything. I think they even had, like, motorcycle jousting. I don't even know.

[B]

You don't sound hungover.

[F]

That's because I'm still loaded.

[B]

Okay. Well, at least he's honest about it, because normally when he goes on these. When he goes on these excursions, especially the first night, sure, he fires up pretty good.

[F]

All right, now, we had a great time last night. And then we're getting started right now. Fixing to have a big breakfast omelet and get. Get silly all day. We really don't have any. We don't have to do anything. This is the first time that I don't have, like, you know, a schedule or I got to be here. I got to shake these people's hands or whatever. So we're actually getting to relax and, you know, goof around, have some fun.

[B]

When are you coming back? Sunday?

[F]

I haven't decided yet. I might come back. I'm scheduled to come back tomorrow, but I may grab a flight this afternoon.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

If I get enough of this fun in me. Well, and then, you know, next week is the. The car show at Gas Monkey Ice House. Next Saturday.

[B]

Yeah. The weather will be good.

[D]

Yeah, it's supposed to be like 75.

[B]

And y'.

[C]

All.

[B]

Y' all are going to do that. What, what, what's your schedule on those? Every.

[F]

What this? Every last Sunday of the month for the rest of the year. But this one, because of the way February flowed, it's going to be on Saturday. So a week from today. Gas Monkey, Ice House, car show. And then in March, we actually have three shows.

[B]

Okay. Because I'm doing every last Sunday of the month in Walnut. Just cars and coffee. And we're doing that in the morning because I'm sticking to the calendar and not making excuses for February and dates because I'm. I. I know what you're saying. Because it'd be easier to do it next week because people are getting confused that. Well, those last Sundays next week. Well, no, it's not actually the last day of March. I mean, if February is next Saturday and then Sunday's March 1st.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

All right, well, you picked a hell of a day to do your thing when I. Darn. Doing mine on the same.

[D]

It's cars, case of coffee.

[F]

Well, you are in a geographically challenged, difficult area, right? Yes, well, but.

[B]

But you're doing Sunday.

[F]

Super cool, man. I'm gonna go eat my breakfast and go look at some kick ass motorcycles. And I think they have midget wrestling later on.

[B]

Well, send me some, will you? Send me a picture of your bike in that other bike and I want to post it on our Facebook page and let them vote.

[F]

I will let you decide.

[B]

Yes. Okay. Thanks, bud. Talk to you soon.

[F]

All right.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. The bike they built is pretty cool. He took an old chopper and they did a ton of work, and I didn't want to bust his balls with him on the phone. But our Ferrari got stalled again.

[D]

Oh no.

[B]

Because they were building this bike for Harley for the show when we missed the Barrett deadline. When they came back and they had this Harley to build. So they stopped on the F6 Ferrari, the Super car. Anyway, you know, it'll be done when it's done. It's. It's very close, I can tell you that. And we do have a plan. And it's going to be good for the release. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars Radio for America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com be right back. Dear old daddy, rest his soul Left my mama heavy low she tried so very hard to finish yo, we're back

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[B]

Number one is something you can't understand. Have you ever seen these guys live, Mike?

[D]

No.

[B]

I had an opportunity to and I missed it in Long Beach.

[D]

Them Beasties. I never got to see either two.

[B]

I regret

[G]

I saw the Beastie Boys.

[D]

Well, damn, J.D. you didn't appreciate them.

[G]

Hell I did not. It was scary.

[D]

You got to see bands. You, I guarantee you did not appreciate Beasties. Who else?

[G]

Pantera?

[D]

Again, I would appreciate.

[G]

I've seen them. Yeah, they scared.

[D]

You didn't appreciate him?

[C]

Not really. You Remember Soundgarden?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

J.D.

[D]

did you see Soundgarden?

[B]

Nope.

[C]

No, we took you to Soundgarden.

[D]

You really?

[C]

You didn't enjoy it like we did? Nobody enjoyed it like Charlie did.

[B]

Yeah, that's right.

[D]

You did.

[C]

You were the historic reunion in Dallas, Texas of the whole San Gordon. Was that the last time they played live?

[B]

Was he still alive?

[D]

Not now.

[C]

Yeah, Cornell was alive for that show then.

[B]

Yeah. You guys went?

[C]

We all went.

[B]

Did I go? Yeah. No.

[C]

Yeah. 92.5 put us there. I met Cindy Skull.

[B]

Cindy Snapper?

[C]

Yeah, our cousin. Her cousin, Cindy Skull.

[B]

What did she sound like? You had a pretty good impersonation of her, if I remember right. The old ragged out radio dj. Rockin chick radio dj.

[D]

You know what?

[E]

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[B]

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[C]

Oh, you guys are talking about my cousin, Sydney Skull.

[B]

This is Sydney Snapper. She's awesome.

[C]

She's got a beautiful voice. She doesn't sound like me at all. She's also not a like me.

[G]

Well, you're honest.

[C]

I got with Ario Speedwagon, all nine of them.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

On a course of about five days, we were held over.

[B]

I heard you did the whole band of Earth, Wind and Fire. That's a large group.

[C]

Well, not the drummers. Four drummers. They were nasty.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

I think they may have been homos.

[G]

No, I don't think so.

[C]

I'll do a lot, but I won't do that.

[G]

So there's certain band members that you won't be with. I mean, bass players, maybe you won't.

[C]

I'm not picky. I just go with my gut.

[G]

You gotcha. So over. Over time, you've pretty much been with every kind of band player there is. Lead singer, lead guitar, bass drummer.

[C]

Yeah.

[G]

Roadie. Yeah, roadies.

[C]

I once lived with Rick Springfield for three months. I don't believe in Malibu.

[G]

I don't think so.

[C]

And it wasn't even him.

[G]

Oh, yeah, There you go.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

Turned out to be a dentist. It was pretty. He looked like Springfield. He was so pretty. And he had that dog from the album cover.

[G]

Sure.

[C]

So I thought, well, it must be Rick. Yeah.

[G]

Makes sense.

[C]

The dog, he's great in the sack.

[F]

Oh, my God. All right.

[B]

Cindy, Snapper, Pam and Tony. Good morning, Granberry. How are y'? All?

[F]

Oh, we're great, John. How about you? We're looking forward to the cars and coffee and quesadillas and Walnuts and Springs, Texas.

[B]

Tomorrow. I will be there. I'm gonna get there right about 9 o' clock or a little bit before. I just took that Diablo down to the garage right before the show to get it. Because I've got three cars I need to take from the ranch shop down to the garage for this. And we've got this thing mapped out. I'm just gonna call the trail Crazy eight. And it's. You start in Walnut. You do the first loop, which is about an hour, and you come and it comes back to Walnut.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

Then you do the next one to Cranfield's Gap. And it comes back. So I'm doing a figure eight route. And it's the best touring route that I've found out here. And it's awesome. I mean, it's, it's.

[F]

We're looking so forward to it. We had so much fun on the first one, just seeing the scenery of Walnut Springs and being with you and your spirit and everything. We had such a great time, John. We really did.

[B]

Well, I will see you in the morning. Thank you. That's gonna be cars, coffee and quesadillas. And the quesadillas bit is because the Bosque cantina is right next door to the gym, TV garage. So we're gonna meet there at 9 and then walk next door to the cantina at 10, have some breakfast, and then do the crazy 8 route. And you can do both loops or one loop. And that's what I like about this. You. You don't have to commit to two hours of driving. You can commit to one hour if you want.

[D]

If your car can make it two hours.

[B]

Yeah, some of those can't. You know, dude, that, that route, I mean, that first leg is incredible. I mean, you would think that it was designed to be a race just to be a racetrack. Oh my God, it's so good through the hill country.

[G]

Yeah, it's gonna be Sunny in about 60. So perfect.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Are you coming, JD?

[G]

I will not be there tomorrow.

[B]

Why?

[G]

Well, because I'm working on my boat.

[D]

Oh, it's that. It's getting that time.

[B]

Yeah. What kind of boat did you get?

[G]

It's a bits of bayliner, 20 foot, just a. Like a runabout.

[D]

Remember now he just won. Well, one inherited a bunch of money, so this makes sense in a boat.

[B]

Yeah, that's the first thing you're supposed to do when you inherit money. Frank and Ontario. Are you in Canada?

[F]

Yeah, Ontario, Canada.

[B]

Good morning. What's on your mind?

[F]

Oh, nothing. I was just watching your. Your live feed. I finally found it. Yeah, And I thought you're. Yeah, I thought you're great. And then you got cut off.

[B]

Oh, it was because of. We were. And I gotta be. When we were talking about hunting pigs, one of the callers got too descriptive and started. I'm being very careful. My words. But he started talking about details of hunting pigs and YouTube took it as like violent talk. So they canceled the stream and they just put it back up.

[F]

Oh, okay. All right. Who bought the Bayliner?

[B]

The Bayliner? That's J.D. ryan.

[G]

I did.

[C]

Oh.

[G]

Oh, it's a dinghy. It's a dinghy for my yacht, actually.

[F]

Okay.

[D]

Hey. Hey.

[F]

You hoser back then.

[G]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Take off, hoser.

[D]

Hold on. Hey, hoser.

[B]

Oh, why?

[D]

I wanted to talk some trash to him because the americans are about to beat their ass over there in the hockey game.

[G]

Canadians.

[D]

That's tomorrow morning, 8 o'. Clock.

[B]

Where are we?

[D]

Eastern, in the gold medal match.

[B]

Oh, that's like us versus Russia again.

[D]

Yes, yes.

[B]

When's the last time we were in the final?

[D]

2010. Lost to the Canadians. Last time they won a gold was in 1980. That miracle and ice against the Russians.

[B]

Right. That's tomorrow morning. What time?

[D]

8:00 o'clock Eastern. So 9:00 clock Central.

[B]

Right. When the cars and coffee thing. So we'll have it on the. We'll have it on the screen at the cantina at least, and at the garage.

[G]

Do you guys see any of it this week?

[C]

Yeah.

[G]

Exciting win for team USA and the gold match for the women's hockey. That was great.

[D]

Beat the canadians.

[G]

Yeah, they came back. They were basically down by a game. Beat the canadiens in overtime. With a winning shot in overtime. By the way, their celebratory theme is leonard skynyrd's freebird. We do have this audio if you'd like to hear it.

[B]

And we got frank back on the phone.

[F]

Number four, one nothing. Canada.

[C]

The United states sends out six skaters. United states. That is empty.

[F]

Knocked out to Edwards.

[C]

Edwards with a shot.

[B]

Score.

[C]

The United States ties it with a goaltender pole. The captain, Hillary knight.

[B]

Next goal wins. Hillary dyke.

[G]

Knight.

[C]

Hillary knight.

[B]

I didn't know if they had a hockey player named Hillary dyke. Megan keller, the overtime hero.

[C]

That's so wild. Both USA hockey. Their official theme is freebird.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Men and women's teams.

[D]

I'm sty. I'm psyched. I don't know.

[B]

Frank in Canada. You're back. I mean, where is he? Frank in canada. You're back. Frank in canada. You're back.

[D]

He's trying to be back. You know those Canadians, they don't have a real good reception out there.

[B]

No.

[G]

All right.

[C]

I'm excited too, turtle. They beat Slovakia 6 to 2 yesterday. So going back in canada, man, I

[B]

bet they got better looking cheerleaders than we do. Slovakia

[G]

and the u. S. Men's tam

[B]

and vodka in love.

[G]

You want to hear some audio from the men's hockey? Maybe we'll get frank back. U. S. Men's hockey team also had a big win. They beat Sweden. Sweden is very lovely. Chile leaders two to one with a slap shot here. Cut. Number 4.2, Mike.

[F]

Now Quinn Hughes.

[B]

We played three and a half minutes in overtime. Quinn hughes shoots. He scores. He scores.

[C]

Quinn hughes in overtime wins it. And the United states will Move on.

[D]

Yeah, that was.

[B]

When was all this? I missed all this.

[D]

So that was Wednesday and that was too advanced to play Slovakia.

[B]

To advance then to the golden Slovakia.

[D]

That was Yesterday afternoon, like 3 o'.

[B]

Clock. What kind of friends are we? Why don't anybody tell me? I was working. You told other people that you like

[C]

John, you get up every day and you say, which sporting event am I going to watch today?

[B]

It's a big one.

[D]

Well, this is the biggest right now.

[C]

I get to decide. We all get to decide.

[B]

I would have, I would have turned it on. I wouldn't do anything. I mean I could have had it on the background.

[D]

We'll have it on the peacock or Mike. You can have it on your phone at 9 o' clock driving around doing, you know, cars, quesadillas.

[B]

So that sounds real safe.

[D]

Yeah, well, I mean you have it as background. Take the audio out. You know, you just use the audio. Don't use. Watch the video.

[B]

All right, we'll be back in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf by Carslow Radio for America's best car buyer. Givemethe vin.com. be right back.

[C]

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[B]

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[C]

This has been a special message from the Girl scouts. And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday night morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show starring John Clay Wolf with JD Ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown and featuring DJ Pre K, Rush Limbo, Keith Richards, Randy the Chipmunk and Satan, the prince of darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[B]

I'm getting so tired of these spam calls, man. IPhone just did a new update where they can like it'll put them in a different bucket. But my bucket's full and half of them are still getting through. And spam text. Somebody put my number. I'm not going to tell you what they did because I don't want to happen. Yeah, but if you, if you want to. Who's that? Oh, Satan, is this you're doing oh, God.

[F]

I'm definitely. Yes, I'm connected.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

Yeah. Aaron, they're selling your stuff, man.

[B]

Right.

[F]

You know, you know, when you. When you. You and the old lady go to AdamAndEve.com. well, you know, update the toy box, right?

[C]

As they say, there's a lot of

[F]

information that goes in and out, man, so.

[G]

Or anywhere. You put your stuff in anywhere, and it comes back to haunt you.

[F]

I don't do it. I don't collect the information.

[B]

Huh.

[F]

When I get a hold of it, I immediately sell it to a firm,

[G]

of course, data brokers.

[D]

So I'm a.

[B]

Only so, so responsible.

[F]

But yeah, you get a lot of calls, huh?

[B]

Hey, y' all just reminded me we've got a. We've got a new show sponsor. Oh, God, I'm glad you brought this up. Satan Incogni.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Now, I have not logged in yet, but I will. I'm gonna do it. You guys have logged in.

[G]

I haven't. It is when it finds the stuff, you're like 350 different places. And my name and my phone number and my email were. And they were. And that's why you get all this weird stuff all of a sudden.

[C]

Right. How long ago was it that we signed up? Is it two weeks? Three weeks.

[G]

And just.

[C]

Just had a week right away, man. First three days, I noticed I'm getting no more spam on my cell phone. And that is wonderful. Yeah.

[D]

So it actually eliminates all the.

[G]

It goes out and finds everywhere that your name. That your name is your phone number, your email, whatever, and. And slowly but surely it takes them. Takes them a few days, but they get your stuff off.

[B]

Do you know what it cost?

[G]

I don't have the number, but I

[B]

mean, we got it because we're. We're. They're sponsoring the show, so they gave me a login to get into, and I need to do that. But I knew y' all had already done it.

[C]

Yeah, they.

[B]

And we should put a link [e-mail]. there's a link there.

[G]

There is a link.

[B]

So if you want to.

[G]

And you get 60 off at the link.

[B]

Oh, damn. Go to jcwshow. Com. Click Incogni. I don't know what it costs, but it's 60% less if you go through the link. And they will clear all of your crap off of the spam texters and phone callers.

[D]

Really? No spam calls right now.

[C]

The thing is, your information's out there, and that's one thing, but how do you get them to stop calling? Well, all those firms that have your information, Incogni has an immense database, and they go to those firms personally because when you ask them not to share it, they're required by law not to share it. And all those companies they share with have to get it back. And you won't be contacted. That goes for emails, phone calls. It's. I mean, really, it's outstanding. When you first sign up, if you got time, and you haven't got a lot of time, when you first sign up, you get your little bit of information in there, your ID information, and it starts working. The first time it says, hey, check on us in a couple of days. When you go back, you'll see the names of all the companies that they've taken off of your identity yesterday.

[B]

Have you ever heard of Kim Commando? Yeah, tech lady. So she called me and she's the one that wanted us to do this because she's the ad agency for them.

[C]

Oh, really?

[B]

Yeah. And I said, what about the no call list? I mean, why doesn't that.

[G]

Why?

[B]

She said, dude, they don't care at all. There's no repercussions anymore for the no call list from these mass textures. Interesting. And that's why, because I've been on the no call list for years. I'm like, you know, And I call them like I'm on the no call list. They don't give a damn.

[G]

They don't care.

[B]

The government's not prosecuting no call list. So incogni, go to jcwshow.com, get hooked up. I'm gonna do it after the show. What else?

[G]

What else is going on in the world? We were talking earlier about dentists. Remember? We had the.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[G]

Cindy Snapper and slept with the dentist.

[C]

Sure.

[G]

Well, do you hate going to the dentist? Where's a dentist in Texas? Actually, it was Sherman, Texas, Allegedly performing surgery while drunk. Yeah.

[B]

No.

[G]

Yeah. At the dental office. Kelly Buck was her name. Acting a little tipsy enough for the patients to call the cops. That's pretty bad because you normally talk.

[B]

I know a gal that did that.

[C]

Seriously?

[G]

That was drunk.

[B]

Yep.

[G]

Oh, my God.

[B]

And she lost her license. Yeah. She's a dentist and she's from Fort Worth. You know her?

[D]

No, no. You'll hear. That's what happens.

[C]

This one?

[G]

Yeah. She failed the sobriety test. The cops did show up, gave her the sobriety test. She failed. Here's the Sher police lieutenant talking about the Irasca too. It's definitely a very unusual case.

[B]

The caller alleged that there was a

[G]

dentist practicing and Showing signs of intoxication. They found Kelly Buck, who did exhibit signs of intoxication, Failed the field sobriety test. She was ultimately arrested for performing surgery

[B]

while intoxicated and taken to the Grayson county jail.

[D]

Arrested. Arrested because it's a. I mean, that's serious business.

[G]

Right now.

[D]

You're doing surgery on your teeth drunk. I mean, you could smell it first off, right?

[B]

Of course. Yeah.

[G]

You're within a foot of them.

[B]

I think they're exaggerating about how drunk I was. Kelly here.

[G]

Hey, Kelly.

[B]

Listen, I'm good. This is an impersonation.

[F]

I'm really good, Dennis. And I was next.

[B]

I worked on this galaxy.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

For God, it could have been six hours.

[C]

If her eras are horrendous, her mouth's horrendous.

[G]

Okay?

[F]

And I'm working and working and working,

[B]

and I look around.

[C]

The cops are here.

[G]

Sure.

[B]

I'm gonna fire my whole staff.

[C]

Whole damn office.

[G]

Yeah, you're all.

[B]

If you're listening, you're fired.

[G]

Well, you don't really have an office anymore because they put you in jail.

[B]

I wasn't even drunk. I wasn't even drunk. They said I failed a field sobriety. That wasn't a field sobriety.

[G]

What was it?

[C]

I think those cops are trying to get in my pants.

[G]

You sound a little drunk now.

[B]

Well, like black man.

[F]

Well, it is Sunday, so.

[G]

It's Saturday. Is it? Yeah.

[F]

How about that?

[B]

All right. Hey, you want to get your teeth clean?

[G]

No, I don't need them.

[F]

I just got them for free.

[G]

I bet you could. Thank you.

[C]

Because I don't do it just for the money.

[B]

I'm a dentist for the joy of it. Okay. How did Dennis make. Make so much money? Have you noticed how rich Dennis are?

[G]

Yep, yep.

[B]

They're richer than they should be.

[G]

I know. Mine sent his entire staff to Mexico over Christmas. I'm like, what? How do you do that?

[B]

I mean, they got, like, a real surgeon that's, like, doing guts and hearts and stuff. The dentists make more money than that.

[C]

They really.

[B]

Wait, wait.

[D]

Are you saying they're not real surgeons?

[B]

No, I'm just saying that I would think the importance level of a heart surgeon. A heart surgeon is more important than a dental surgeon. And. And somebody that whitens your teeth and gives you veneers.

[D]

Yeah, I think they do more than that. They'll replace your whole teeth if you ever got some issues.

[B]

Most of their stuff is cosmetic.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And they're rich as hell, dude. Airplanes, boats, yachts, mansions.

[C]

That's why the money's there, because A lot of their stuff is elective, technically. And so you don't. Your coverage doesn't pay a whole lot of percentage of it. And so they're taking that money home, man.

[B]

I mean, I've been in the car business for a long time, and if I told somebody, you know, I needed 50 grand to make your teeth prettier, I would expect them to say, I'll give you 30. Of course. Can you negotiate with your teeth?

[D]

Yeah, you can. The whole teeth cleaning is to get you in the door.

[G]

Sure.

[D]

You get the, oh, you got to do this every six months, blah, blah, blah. And then they'll start, oh, you know what?

[G]

Because they'll take the X rays and

[B]

they'll go, oh, no, we didn't see this.

[G]

Do you see this little spot?

[B]

You got crabs.

[G]

Oh, you have a crack in this tooth. That's what I got. I got the crack in the tooth story.

[B]

But were you good until. Did you have a problem with your crabs?

[G]

I was cleaning. Oh, I gave him hundred damn dollars to take care of the tooth.

[D]

Because you're vain.

[G]

I wonder.

[B]

You.

[G]

You cracked a tooth, didn't you?

[B]

Yeah, it's still cracked.

[G]

You haven't done anything, John.

[B]

No, because it's not bothering me. You can't see it. You can't even tell. My kid pointed it out and I think it's been chipped for probably two years. Okay, so I'm not so vain, J.D. right. I'd have to run to the dentist to give him $3,000.

[G]

I was explaining how it's not vanity, it's.

[B]

And I did chip my front tooth and I went and got that fixed immediately because that looks bad.

[G]

A tooth infection can kill you.

[B]

That, yes, so can a head on collision.

[G]

Well, yeah, but why are you going

[B]

to get a tooth infection if you have a little chip in your front tooth?

[G]

A crack in the fishing lines. Crack in the tooth can lead to infection up into the gums. Once it gets in the gums, you're dead. Maybe not.

[B]

Well, maybe it's time to die.

[G]

No, it's not. What's. Wow, this has gotten dark a lot recently. Stop it.

[B]

I heard it's illegal to eat roadkill in Texas. Is that true, crab? I have no idea. I've not eaten. Roadkill in Texas is not on my menu at this time.

[F]

Well, I have the 50 states that. You're the only state that isn't allowed. So I just wondered. I heard that in a radio show last week and I just wanted to check with you.

[B]

I mean, I've seen Roadkill. And it does not look appetizing. So I don't see why that you would have to even force that. But what about. You're in California. Do you know anything about this Arizona highway that's going to be like the autobahn?

[F]

No, I haven't heard that yet.

[B]

But if somebody knows, call for it. Thank you, sir. If. If anybody knows about that highway, I'd like more details. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Yeah, I've been seeing that they're doing a section of that Arizona desert highway. They're like balls to the wall. Go all you want, you want, go as fast as you want.

[C]

Great idea, man.

[B]

It sounds fun to me. Oh, the car segment's coming up. All right, Lightning round next after this song. So call in now, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Yes, we are live. Yes, you'll get through. Call in right now. 8008-007234-80080. Radio. Year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. And if you name this song in the band, I'll take you first. Be right back.

[C]

I am worth more.

[B]

Am I worth more?

[C]

Yeah, I'm worth a whole lot more.

[A]

You know what? You're right. At givemethevin.com, you are worth more and your car's worth more. And we want to pay more at Give me the vin. Because good cars are worth more and so are you. For top price, trust, and ease of transaction. Give me the vin dot com. America's best car buyer. And remember, if we don't beat a deal from Carvana or carmax, we'll pay you a hundred bucks.

[C]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[E]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. Radio 1, 800, 800, radio. This is the John Clay and this

[B]

is the Lightning round, where we buy cars from listeners all over the country, live on the radio. Tim in North Carolina, are you there?

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

So you have a 87 regal turbo T top, 3,000 miles, original. You bought it new. Okay. 87 Grand National.

[F]

27, 88. So this is T Top. It's a T Top.

[B]

Okay, so it's not a gn. It's not a grand national, but it's a T type.

[F]

Right. It's a lightweight T Top.

[B]

If I had.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

What the option code was.

[B]

I wish I knew. I mean, it doesn't matter. What is it, silver or black? It's not black. Most of them weren't black.

[F]

It's white.

[B]

White? Yep.

[F]

In the interior.

[B]

And does that have an intercooler on it?

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

So what's the difference in the running gear between that and a gn? A Grand National?

[F]

Nothing.

[B]

So I thought.

[F]

Except it's got aluminum. It's got aluminum wheels on it, the factory aluminum wheels, and it's got the aluminum bumper reinforcements, and they consider it a lightweight. When I ordered the car, I ordered it with T top, with T tops and a power driver seat, and they deleted that because it would not meet emissions for the lightweight vehicle.

[B]

So don't. Don't you wish you would have ordered a Grand National?

[F]

No, I ordered a T top.

[B]

No, I said, don't you wish you ordered a Grand National? Well, it'd be worth a hell of a lot more money.

[F]

Yeah, I just didn't. I didn't like the black and gray interior.

[B]

I get it. I mean, who was thinking back then that Grand Nationals were going to turn into what they turned into?

[F]

Right?

[B]

Right. Does this.

[F]

This one's why I was. Burgundy interior. You know, the car's brand new. It's never been in the rain. It's just been stored for them.

[B]

Does 25 grand buy it?

[F]

No, I turned down 4015 years ago.

[B]

Yeah, but 50's GN money, right?

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

I've been down this T type road,

[F]

just kind of getting some idea about what it was worth.

[B]

Well, you know, already you're calling to hit me with it. I mean, you. You just said you turned down 40. Yeah, I mean, I've. I've bought and sold probably 100 grand. Nationals. I had one with 600 miles I gave 70 grand for. I've had them with 3,000 miles we give about 50 to 60 grand for. I've had them With 30,000 miles that we give 25 to 30 grand for. But, but, but the T type does not burn.

[F]

It still burn. Burns your eyes when you open the door. It's so.

[B]

No, I love that part of it, but at the end of the day, it's. What's the market? Yeah, you've got an exceptional mile. What's it really worth? Well, if you wouldn't take 40 for it, I know I can't beat that, so then I'm wasting my time in yours.

[F]

Okay, thanks.

[B]

18 ram. 6, 7, SLT. 180. 1,000 miles. Just curious. Out of Florida. Cummins diesel. I don't know what kind of shapes it in, Jeff.

[F]

This is it's. In decent shape, but it's not a Cummins diesel.

[B]

Oh, it's the gas. What was it? What's the Cummins. What's the Cummins displacement on the six, seven anyway? Probably ten grand. Does that sound right?

[F]

Well, I really didn't know. I haven't tried to do anything with it.

[B]

Go to givemetheven.com I bought it when it had seven. Go to givemetheven dot com loaded up our computer will bid it automatically. Actually you won't even have to talk to anybody. Just go to givemetheven.com Richard in Florida 2000 Grand Am Ram Air 67,000 miles blown head gasket. It probably has faded paint too, right?

[F]

Yeah, yeah, this is John.

[B]

Yeah, am I talking to you? Yep.

[F]

Hey John, man. Love your show. You guys just, I, I just can't stop listening.

[B]

Well, thanks.

[F]

You, you cover it all. Okay. It's what the story is that I bought this car for my wife. Okay. I probably paid, I paid more than what it probably should have. But it's a 2000 Pontiac Grand Am.

[B]

I got all that 2000 Grand Am blown head gasket, 67,000 miles. And I said probably has faded paint too. Right? And you said yeah. So we're there. We're at that point in the conversation.

[F]

Okay.

[B]

Okay. What do you. And you've got a blown head gasket in your questions. Do I spend more money on this thing or do I let it rip?

[F]

Do I get sell it or you would. Is that something you guys would buy? I don't know. And I'm trying to figure out what to do.

[B]

Is it a four door or two door investing?

[F]

It's a four door.

[B]

It's junk. I'm sorry, it's. I, I would. It's not going to bring anything. You're not gonna be. What'd you pay for it?

[F]

I paid 42 and it was worth maximum between 3 and 35. But it had come with brand new rotors, brakes, all of it. I had added a new, a new coolant tank because that was like kind of cake be caked up or what have you. So I have that done and hoses done and then I had about three months.

[D]

Is John there? John. Oh, I guess we'll have to go to break. More John Clay Wolf show coming up next.

[E]

Yeah, some people say syndicated shows aren't that good because they don't have that local feel.

[D]

Right.

[E]

But you don't skyrocket to the number one weekend spot by sucking the John Clay Wolf show. Give me the Ven the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

Now, Cole, when you shift the gear

[F]

and that little needle on the tackles

[B]

into the red and reads 9,000 rpm, that's bad.

[C]

It's also my fault if the tires blow.

[B]

Yes, it's old fart. Well, hell yes, it's your fault. There's 40 other folks out there who managed to finish the race on their table tires. You see Darrell Waltrip using up his tires. Oh, yeah. We're back.

[E]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com.

[B]

did you notice that we put out that Chip Foose video that had Robert Duvall and gone in 60 seconds in it and the guy died like an hour later?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Is that right?

[D]

You killed him.

[B]

I killed him. That was weird.

[G]

That's weird.

[D]

I did not that. That video, by the way, was very educational. I mean, it was.

[B]

I knew a little bit about one. Yeah. The Chip Fuse, he's got way, way more accolades than anybody knew. I had no idea.

[D]

I mean, it's amazing. That dude is.

[B]

He's wired.

[D]

Yeah. It's like. And I equate it to, you know, if you're a football fan, you watch, you know, Don Shula, these coaches are all famous for creating something and people copy from there. And that's really what Chippy started. He was an innovator, which is.

[B]

Did you watch the part two one?

[D]

Yes, I did.

[B]

It's not.

[D]

It's a difference better. I like the first one, man.

[B]

But the part two's got better meat. And it talks about the Ford gt. It shows a sketch of the Ford gt. It talks about how they said, hey, dude, you can't be on this. We're gonna pay you to shut up.

[D]

Maybe. And that's what. I already knew that part of the story.

[B]

Yeah, I was.

[D]

I didn't know the first part. Yes, it is fascinating.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

You don't know the story about the GT5.

[B]

Wow. I'm talking about the 0506 Ford GT. Yeah. On our YouTube, there's Chip Foos part one and part two. And I think it's the best. Well, a lot of people said it's the best car video they've ever seen.

[C]

Yes. Listen, you. If you think it was educational for you, Turley, think about me. I mean, I don't know a lot of the car stuff, especially on the hiring that you guys do.

[B]

JCWShow.com is how you get to our YouTube.

[C]

By the way, I feel like I. I should get, like, 12 hours of college credit for watching those two videos. No, there's. There's so much in the first one, you know, that I didn't realize, like, the impact the man has had.

[B]

Right.

[C]

Over a course of how many years now?

[B]

30.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

40. Really?

[C]

Everybody talks about Carol Shelby, you know, Right. Foos is. Foos is out there.

[B]

And that's what I was like, man, we got to get this guy back in his groove. He's. He's a brand that can be reignited. And that was really my interest. I don't have any monetary interest in him. I just, like, you're way famous. You're way bigger deal than what the public knows. I mean, the. The insiders of the car industry know, but not the masses. When I heard of Foose, I think of Wheels. That's it. That's all I knew.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

And, oh, that dude on overhauling. That's all I knew. I had no idea the depth. And if you go to John Clay Wolf, YouTube, you can watch Foose Part 1, Foos Part 2, because I'm spending a lot of time with it. And he's telling me these stories over weeks, right? And we're. When. And I'm just sitting there thinking, man, I really wish I had a video camera on me right now. Because this is insider stuff that people don't know.

[C]

Right. You know what you're doing?

[B]

No.

[C]

It's kind of like when Tarantino picked up Pam Greer for Jackie Brown, and people our age didn't even know, really? Pam Grier. I mean, Foxy Brown cough.

[B]

So you're calling Shit Fish a black female?

[C]

No, I'm just saying she got out of the public eye for a bit, and people didn't realize that her impact.

[B]

Right.

[C]

In black cinema. And, like, you're. You're kind of reminding folks. And Chip Foos, wow.

[B]

Right?

[C]

Like, he's the man.

[B]

Did you see Part two?

[C]

He's Jackie Brown.

[B]

Did you see Part two yet? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the Disney stuff, I. I appreciate,

[C]

you know, all the different. All the different media that he's impacted.

[D]

And the thing about. It's interesting about the Disney stuff, too, is he's an artist. He doesn't care. I mean, he. Obviously, he wants some money, right? But you can tell he just wanted to create. It's all he wanted to do when he was at this, the whole Cars

[B]

World, Radiator Springs, they're like, hey, just

[D]

go there and draw. Do whatever you want to do.

[B]

Just put some influence us. Yeah.

[D]

And he's like. I mean, that's like, for him, it's an open canvas because that's kind.

[B]

That's.

[D]

I see that in his. His mindset.

[C]

He's all about that. I sat. We were in the saloon when. When the three godfathers came to town for the car show, right? And he literally sat down for about 12, 15 minutes and drew a picture for Day Day. You remember that?

[B]

My son.

[C]

And signed it, gave it to him. And like, he's like, he's capable of, like, he's doing that all the time, right? His art is what he does. It's who he is.

[B]

Pretty cool stuff. I was, I was really fortunate that it was. It was more of a documentary, but I'm like, this is just too good. And I think I can tell this story well. And he did a good job. And when I was hitting him with him because he told me these stories months ago, but he was telling it

[G]

like it was the first retelling them. Yeah, that's a skill.

[B]

It was good stuff. Speaking of people that hate us, is it time for. You just lost a listener?

[D]

Oh, it is time for that.

[C]

You just lost a listener.

[G]

And this one comes out of New Jersey. They like to speak their voice there. Joe Mason says, hey, John, heard your. Heard you show for the first time in Philly. Yeah. Don't know who you are. Liked the music you chose to play.

[B]

I didn't choose it.

[G]

You and your show is awful. I've listened to 102.9 since the 90s, but after hearing your show, I'm not listening to it anymore. Your subliminal, casual, racist remarks, your entire demeanor, it's all very low class. I'm telling you directly, I'm not complaining to the station or the owner. I'm talking to you, man to man. Joe Mason, you just lost a listener.

[B]

So I saw that also and I replied, well, Joe, man to man, I can tell you that it were the highest rated weekend show in the country. We've been doing this for 20 years. If you go to jcwshow.com look@affiliates, you'll see how many stations, rock stations, great ones, were on all over the country. And sorry that we're not your taste, but it's definitely the taste of many. I don't know what else to tell you. So he replies, and then I reply, and then he replies, and at the end, hey, John, I just looked you up. Congratulations. You were very impressive. You saw a niche and worked it. I like that in a person. You're a hard worker. Still not impressed with your radio show, but that one's on me. That way I will still listen to the station, because it goes, plays great music I love and was not expecting to hear a guy constantly dealing cars or making slang statements here during his show. It all caught me off guard. I'm sorry, I overreacted. Why are Asians little? God, Michael, why are you asking that? So I. We might have lost a listener and gained one back.

[G]

You gained it back? Yeah. You're so good at that, man.

[B]

Dalton in Florida. Good morning, you're on the air.

[F]

Hey, Johnny, what's up? Hey, hey, talk to you.

[B]

Yo, yo.

[F]

Anyway, your, your romper song that you went into was called Meantime by Space Hog.

[B]

By the way, it's awesome. I don't know if anybody.

[F]

It's a great song.

[B]

Thank you.

[F]

Hey, can I get, can I, can I get your, like, advice on something?

[B]

Sure. Real quick.

[F]

I had a, I had a Pontiac Grand Prix. It got stolen from me and it was a classic with the supercharger and all that, but I just got hit by a car like a couple months ago. Probably get like a twenty thousand dollar settlement.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

What's a great sports car that I could get for around that price?

[B]

A.05 Corvette. All right, there you go. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio will be right.

[E]

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[B]

Hello. Good song, dude. Brothers Johnson, this is a Quentin Tarantino job. I know.

[C]

I was thinking, what a coincidence. We were just talking about that.

[B]

Yeah, this is a smooth jam, dog

[D]

Sunday morning tune right here.

[B]

This is a love making jam. You trying to tell me something, Bob?

[D]

No, he's just nodding his head to the music, dude.

[C]

I get off on that so hard. I've got a vinyl copy of the. The Jackie Brown soundtrack and sometimes I just turn it on, man.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I've got to run to Carolina on Tuesday. Look at this list of cars in this package. I'm fine. GT500 King of the Road of 2021, which is. They only made 60 of.

[G]

Wow.

[B]

Four ZR1 new ones. 2023 Z06, 18M4 competition. An 09M3 and 93 Bronco. And 93 300Z Turbo with 50. No, with 5, 000 actual miles on it.

[D]

Oh, really?

[B]

Yeah. Those are worth something.

[D]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[B]

An 88 Mustang GT convertible with 80 I gave him 10 grand for that one. 2021 GT 500 with 6. A Bentley Super Sports, which was like their kind of race luxury car. A 2026 GT3. That's an expensive one. Evo Huracan. Another GT500. Yeah, that's a lot.

[G]

How do you find those? Some barn somewhere?

[B]

No, it's in a guy's collection. His wife's on his ass.

[G]

Okay, get rid of your car.

[B]

What happened is he sold it. He sold his company. He made a bunch of money and he went car shopping last December and bought all those in December.

[G]

God. Oh, my Lord.

[B]

His wife's on his ass and he's like, I'm. I screwed up. I should have bought all these cars.

[D]

Is that 93? It's got to be a stick and it's a twin turbo and it's.

[B]

Yeah, look, look at you. Oh, it's red. 5, 000 miles. All right.

[D]

Tan guts. It might be very cool.

[B]

So some pretty cars for the lane in a good video there. 8008-0072-3480-0880. What's in the news, J.D.

[G]

ron, how about Florida news?

[B]

Yeah, that's what's in the news.

[C]

And now, from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D.

[B]

ryan.

[G]

You know it's gonna be a bad day when you wreck your F type Jaguar convertible. Deputies in Fort Myers responded to a scene. Really kind of a bad deal. He drove the. Because, you know, it's kind of a low cut car and the F type Jaguar convertible up underneath the back of a school bus and got wedged underneath it. He survived. He got a couple of minor injuries. So you figure, well, that's the worst thing that's gonna happen to me today, right? No, he actually got worse from there. Here's the Fox 4 TV report on what else happened to our friend. Kept seven.

[A]

This blue Jaguar crashed into a school bus on South Tamiami Trail in Whispering Pine. Lee County Sheriff Carmine Marcino says the driver was Jacob Novak.

[B]

Thank God. No kids on that bus. And if you look at the way the suspect's vehicle hits the bus, that could have been a fatal crash for himself. After he was treated for his injuries

[A]

and cited for following too closely, he

[B]

walks, goes home and gets into a domestic dispute with his fiance and gets arrested for battery.

[A]

Sheriff Marcino says Novak has nine previous arrests, including for drugs. He now faces domestic battery charges.

[B]

Probably should have kept walking.

[G]

This should have kept going down the road.

[D]

You know, he got home and she was on his ass.

[B]

You wrecked the car and you remember.

[G]

Shut up.

[D]

He just had it. He was done.

[G]

We have a video of this. Next one. Volusia county man was arrested. Arrested after he tried to get revenge on his ex girlfriend by smashing up her car. Okay. It's bad enough that he tried to smash up his ex's car. But he actually found just a car that looked like his ex's. This was parked in a Publix parking lot. Storage. The grocery store. Yeah. He pulled up beside the white suv, looked just like hers. Cops got there, he was inside smashing up the inside of the car. And the cops took care of him.

[F]

Get out of the car. I'll verify that.

[B]

Get out of the car.

[F]

Get on the ground right now.

[A]

Blue Chicago county deputies say they caught Justin Allen breaking into a car on Friday. Hammer in hand. The 37 year old allegedly told deputies he did it to try and get back at his ex girlfriend for stealing his medication.

[B]

And this is subunit his Xanax.

[A]

So anxiety seeking revenge. Deputies say Allen smashed the car on Friday leaving thousands of dollars worth of damage. But it turns out he got the wrong car. The white SUV belonged to an innocent public supply employee.

[B]

You could tell she's still a little

[G]

shooken up that her world got rocked like that. That someone were to do that to her vehicle. 37 year old Justin Allen, charged with burglary and stupidity and criminal mischief. Over a thousand bucks. And possession of drugs as well of course having a great day. And the woman by the way in the suv, dating a cop. Now happy ever after. Of course she is.

[B]

Speaking of cops, Andy in Arizona. Are you there?

[F]

Yes sir. Good morning.

[B]

Good morning. See I was asking earlier about this Autobahn type road highway that U.S. is clearing up to run as fast as you want to run. And it's from Phoenix to Vegas. Is that right?

[F]

Phoenix to Vegas. And I don't believe it's going to be an Autobot. It'll be about 75 miles an hour.

[B]

Oh, I think you're absolutely wrong. It's already 75.

[F]

Well, we'll have to see because I. I know the Arizona Highway Patrol. They don't play games out here.

[B]

All right, Andy and Yuma, thank you for calling in. It doesn't seem like you know your head from your ass when it comes to this topic.

[G]

It'll be capped at 80 at night. But not during the day. Any speed goes.

[D]

And I know that stretch he's talking about because it's. It's downhill and you can see it up. I mean I was flying in a caps rental van going 100 miles per hour down that street because there's nothing out there.

[B]

Okay? So if you have a supercar, you can run 200 miles an hour.

[G]

What it says here is considering a reasonable improvement, prudent interstate driving called the rapid act.

[B]

We need to do cars and coffee

[G]

tomorrow morning in Walnut, which proposes eliminating maximum speed limits on this particular stretch during daylight hours at night.

[B]

How long?

[G]

Let me see if it says.

[B]

It doesn't say here because, I mean, Vegas to Phoenix is five hours.

[G]

This. This here says the plan. This higher say is the plan. Target rurals interstates such as sections between Yuma and Casa Grande.

[B]

I don't know.

[G]

I don't know where it is.

[C]

High visibility, though. I mean, it's.

[G]

Oh, yeah, you can see forever.

[B]

Has anybody ever been on the autobahn? I have not. I've never been to Germany. I'm still mad at Hitler.

[C]

Understand?

[D]

Yeah. It's understandable.

[G]

He wasn't a nice fella.

[B]

9999-980080-07234 is calling number. If you know the truth about the new autobahn in Arizona slash Nevada. I'm not certain.

[G]

Right.

[C]

You know, the opposite of that is where you got really long visibility, long eyesight. I watched that one battle after another again this week in the last 15 minutes of that. It's up and down like major contours.

[B]

Is that a western movie?

[C]

It's the last DiCaprio movie.

[D]

It's good. It's really good.

[B]

Oh, I didn't like that one. You didn't like it? No.

[D]

Oh, that was good.

[B]

Where he's in the snow in the beginning in the trees, and he's just.

[D]

He's in a bathrobe the whole movie. Which is funny.

[B]

One battle after another. Yeah. Did it come out in the theaters about six years ago?

[C]

No, no, no, no, no.

[D]

It's recent.

[C]

Like late last year.

[B]

I might have seen. Oh, no, that's a good one.

[C]

He's a revolutionary. And yeah, his girlfriend is just a crazy rebel one.

[B]

That's the good.

[C]

At the end of the movie where his daughter's being chased by that hillbilly.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

On the front row for this deal because it was last minute, they had a ticket and four in the afternoon, I saw. And, like, watching that was like the Chevy show at Six Flags. You remember that?

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

It gets to the end, you get the stop signs right there. And I nearly fell out of my chair watching all those ups and downs on those hills.

[B]

Have y' all seen his and Hers?

[C]

Yes.

[B]

On Netflix? Yes. It's like five series. It's a who Done It? Murder flick. It's pretty damn good.

[C]

Everything about that's act. We were talking about Sopranos the other night, how it's so, you know, I

[B]

can't stop watching it again. This is my third or fourth pass through it.

[D]

Is it a. I'm talking about his and Hers. Is it a documentary?

[B]

No, it's just a TV show. It's. It's Breaking Bad with five episodes and it's a big murder story. And it's not documentary style. It's actors. And at the end it shows who the murder is.

[C]

It's very.

[B]

It's not who you would think.

[C]

Yeah, it's very. It's very Hitchcock, Charlie. It's like. You know that movie the Housemaid? I know. This is a chick film and I got it for free and I watched it. It's the new Sydney Sweeney movie where the rich lady hires poor Sydney Sweeney to come in and be their housemate.

[D]

That's the only reason.

[B]

So show her cans in the movie. Yes.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

She gets it on in that movie.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

It's so much like a Hitchcock movie, man. I mean, it's pure suspense, really. I highly recommend it. I didn't expect to like it. I was looking for boobs.

[B]

Right. Get out of here.

[C]

They're in there and they're in there.

[B]

Okay, but like Full Frontal, it's the best thriller.

[C]

It reminds me of Gone Girl. Did you see Gone?

[B]

Did he not answer a question? Answer the question.

[D]

Full frontal boobs. Yes or no?

[F]

No.

[C]

No.

[B]

She's. She's.

[C]

She's in bed and they. You see a bit, you know, sb.

[B]

Well, there's porn.

[C]

There's porn for that. But it is Sydney Sweeney and it's an excellent, excellent suspense film. Really? You remember Gone Girl with Ben Affleck?

[B]

You remember the Sopranos? That's all you need to watch. When you get done with it after eight seasons, just watch it again. It's just the best show of all.

[C]

You're not wrong.

[B]

That and the Godfathers. I wish that I could clear my brain and watch the Godfathers again and not know what's happening. We'll be right back.

[C]

The John Clay Wolf show is heard every week on great stations like Tampa bay's rock station, WXTB 98 Rock, and El Paso's 92.3, the Fox all classic. Catch the nation's fastest growing podcast and live video [e-mail] and we'll be back with More of the John Clay Wolf

[G]

show right after this.

[F]

No trophy, no flowers, no flashbowls, no wine.

[B]

He's haunted by something he cannot define. Bowel shaking. Earthquakes of doubt and remorse.

[E]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

America.

[E]

America's largest weekend morning show. 800, 800 radio. Check out the [e-mail] or John Claywolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

Can you bring pre K up so I can see what he's talking about? He came over the intercom and I didn't understand what he's talking about. Pre K. What are you talking about? Rock 103 in North Carolina.

[D]

Yeah, y' all were telling me to check and see if something's running. 1039 is where.

[B]

No, no, no. No one.

[D]

I'm sorry. 102.2.9. Philadelphia.

[B]

Philadelphia. Thank you. I don't know if we're on from 11 to 12 or not.

[C]

I've got that right here, man.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Todd in Chicago with a Grand Prix. I've never seen a Grand Prix. Maybe I'm stupid and that's fine, but I've never seen a 74 Grand Prix worth 35,000 ever.

[F]

Well, that's, that's. That's what I got into it.

[B]

Okay?

[F]

Now, I've never gotten a real appraisal yet.

[B]

Why don't you Google around and get. I. I don't want to be the. I don't want to be the news breaker. That makes sense. I mean, if this car had 300 miles on it might be worth 20, 25 gram. But. Yeah, I have a feeling. I have a feeling.

[F]

I'm thinking 12 to 15.

[B]

Yeah, I was fixed to say, I have a feeling. It's 12 grand. And when I saw this 35. The only reason I took you to the air is because this is so ridiculous. You want 35 grand for a 74 grand prix? Well, I want. I'm not gonna tell you what I want, but if you'll take 12 grand for it, go to. Give me the. If you'll take 12 grand for it, go to givemetheven.com and load up the photos and I will take a hard look, but that it's just not a desirable car.

[F]

Yeah, I know. If they're. They were just throwaway cars.

[B]

Yeah, they're just, they're just. They're just cars that people still want, and there's cars that people don't still want, and that's not one of them. Because people hear us talking these big dollars about 69 Camaro, blah. And you know, muscle cars, basically. And they're like, well, my. My granddad's got a happy days car that he left us some DeSoto four door. You know, he's got to be worth 20 grand. No, it's worth two. It's. People don't want them.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

So go to givemetheven.com. load up. Thank you, sir. Thanks for checking in. How did you find us out of Chicago?

[F]

I'm watching you on YouTube right now. You're live.

[B]

All right. We're live right here on YouTube. Actually. Do we have that stuff we were talking earlier about? Richard Rollins and that gas. That the contest with the bikes up in Milwaukee. Speaking of the mama's tried. Speaking of the Great Lakes. Is it already loaded? Go to. Go to homeschool, see if he's there.

[D]

You gotta.

[B]

Oh, he's on mine. PC, audio, video, tech.

[D]

He's up.

[B]

Are you up there, Kyle? Do you have the images up? Yes, sir, I have them. Will you put them up so I can see him? So I believe you. You want the new Harley or the modified one? Well, let's start with the new Harley. So here's the. Here's the bike that Harley gave Richard Gas Monkey and another builder who I forgot his name. And they told them to modify these bikes, these electric bikes and take them to this mama tried bike show in Milwaukee this week. So we told Richard we will take a poll and you guys on the YouTube can do it. And you also go to our Facebook and see it right now at John Clee Wolf show. Put up the net. The ones that Gas Monkey did the one, the other guy did the competitors. Oh, okay. So that's. That's competitor one. Do you think that's Gas Monkeys?

[D]

No.

[B]

Why?

[D]

It's not. It's not their edge.

[B]

It looks like Tron with lightning.

[G]

Looks like Tron.

[B]

Yeah. So go back to the first one. Now there's Gas Monkeys.

[D]

That looks like them.

[B]

Yeah, so let me look at that one, then go to the next one. So they just painted it?

[D]

Yeah, they didn't do necessary.

[B]

Okay, so they just painted. Then go to Richards. Yeah, that's.

[D]

That's. That's his style.

[B]

Right as Chopper Man. They did some serious work. So he's gonna win that contest.

[D]

That looks cool.

[B]

This is almost a dumb pole. Yeah. Okay.

[D]

You think it's a dump pole? Is that the only ones we have the competition or.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, that, that's. That's the two bikes that they're comparing each other and there's no comparison. Yeah, no, that looks like Hasbro. He just painted it. And then Rollins took all the stuff off, changed the seat, changed the rake, went with. I forgot the name of that springer. It's not a springer front end, but it's something. And then chromed everything. And anyway, they did a good job.

[D]

Fast that thing fly?

[B]

It's pretty fast. It accelerates quick. Is the time right, or am I screwed up?

[D]

No, you screwed up. You got five minutes.

[B]

Okay. Good, good, good, good, good. Wayne in Virginia. What you got?

[F]

Hey, man, I don't know what the speed limit is out there on the road. You're talking about in Arizona. Yeah, but I had a. I had a tire blowout at 130 and stuff happens real quick when. When you're going that fast.

[B]

What were you driving?

[F]

70 Thunderbird with a 429 Thunderjet.

[B]

A 70 Thunderbird, suicide doors.

[F]

This was in the 80s.

[B]

Did you run off the road?

[F]

No, I kept it on the road, but everybody in the car was screaming.

[B]

Thank you.

[F]

We were going up Killer 82 and Grant and Glenwood Springs to Aspen.

[B]

Yep, I'm familiar with that one. Cool. Thanks. I know a guy whose dad was out of town, and he took his nine. His dad's 928 Porsche. And he had five people in the car, so three. So two. There's four seats in a 928 Porsche and he had one girl in the middle. Five people. They were doing about 130, and they rolled it on 820 several times. Like 10 times. Nobody died. How? A wheel bearing came off or wheel. The wheel bearing got screwed up. Something happened. The wheel came off. How did they not die?

[G]

Nobody die.

[B]

Jason and Jeffrey Goff, their parents were out of town. I mean, it was like a Risky Business moment. Yeah, nobody died. Unreal.

[G]

That's really unreal.

[B]

High school kids.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Mail from jail. Johnny Cash, are you with us?

[D]

From the heavens.

[G]

Here he comes.

[C]

Along, right here. John. Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. John. This week's mail from jail. Entry reads, hey, jcw. I've been dealing with crazy people lately. Crazier than me or you did you know they have a medicine for autistic people. Who? It's called Q Cane. The pharmacy company is out of Colombia. The tariffs are driving the prices through the roof. It's super crazy. But the good or bad news is they have a generic drug coming out of Mexico called Methylamphetamines. It's about a hundred dollars and lasts you long enough to make 6,000 gazillions of dollars. The side effects are hallucinations, paranoia, loss of appetite, high sex drive, chattiness. And you might become suicidal after you kill and eat your turtle, your dog, your cat, wife, child and or your neighbor. Good Lord, but it's damn sure worth it. Also included a love letter I wrote for Kim Kardashian. Would you read it to her for me?

[B]

Oh, my God.

[C]

I guess that means I have to read it.

[G]

She listens. Go ahead.

[C]

It reads, dear Kim, this card says it all. I hope you're not offended. I don't know how much about you because I've been in prison during your rise to stardom. I've also been single for nearly 17 years. Because I'm waiting for Mrs. Wright. I know you have enough money to buy anything you want, and I don't have any myself. But I do have a dream. I want a beautiful wife to love and cherish. I want to love and worship God. And I also want to help those in need. If you'll give me a chance in some time, I'll show you I'm a good investment. I will treat you the way you deserve to be treated. Like a queen. Hopefully. JCW posts this on his Facebook. You can contact me through him. I'm 5 foot 8, brown eyes, educated, 43 years old, and a big dreamer. And of course, I'm a poet and author too.

[D]

What's he in prison for? Meth, it sounds like, right?

[C]

I don't know. I'm just reading the letter. Anyway, thanks for taking the time to get that message out for me, John. If you did. I know you're pretty unpredictable. And that's a okay with me. Your friend in the pen, Gregory Truitt Ferguson unit, Midway, Texas.

[F]

Partner.

[C]

If you've got mail from jail, just send it on down the line to us here at P.O. box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. Zip code is 76147.

[D]

It would be the biggest miracle ever. Ever heard this first hear it and then second say, you know what?

[B]

I wanna.

[D]

I wanna MARRY that guy.

[G]

5, 8, 43 and in prison.

[B]

Yeah, love it. Scott in Vegas.

[F]

Hey, John.

[B]

Hey. Good. When is it says are you good? Are you coming to Vegas for the mint 400 off road rage? When is that? Is that in March?

[F]

Yeah, March 4th through the 8th, I believe.

[B]

I am definitely building a car to run in something like that. It's a Lamborghini. And we're making it. It's a Gallardo and we're putting an LS in it and we're doing suspension. Actually, the guy's coming up Monday to start building the chassis, but. But I won't make it by March. So what's another race? I don't want to go to Baja. What's another race I could do that's like in the fall?

[F]

Oh, I'm not sure.

[B]

We. Maybe I'll just have to hold it.

[F]

They're constantly running races out here in the desert, out through, you know, the western part of the state. I know that.

[B]

Well, maybe I'll. Maybe I'll do a warm up one and then I'll do the next March after I learned how to run this thing properly, do a practice round on one of those other. Thank you. What we got next? Car calls. It's car calls. Car calls. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. The next segment's the lightning round. That's when we buy cars on the radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com. call in now. Give me year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. And remember, we're doing a cars and call coffee in Quesadillas in Walnut springs at the GMTV garage. Meet us there at 9. Bring your, bring your cars. Line them up on that block right there where we did the big car show last November. And we'll, at 10 o' clock we're going to walk over to Bosque Cantina, have breakfast and then we're going to do the crazy eight, the Walnut Crazy eight road course out here. And I'll explain to what that is in the morning. But it's a great tour drive. Excellent actually. Be right back.

[C]

I am worth more.

[B]

Am I worth more?

[C]

Yeah, I'm worth a whole lot more.

[A]

You know what? You're right. @givemethevin.com you are worth more and your car's worth more. And we want to pay more at give me the vin because good cars are worth more and so are you for top price, trust and ease of transaction. Give me the vin dot com. America's best car buyer. And remember, if we don't beat a deal from Carvana or Carmax, we'll pay you 100 bucks.

[C]

Sell us your car so easy you can do it in your underwear.

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[B]

No one knew where he came from,

[A]

but everybody wanted what he was selling.

[E]

Check out the podcast.

[C]

He was just some hillbilly who got

[B]

on a plane and then just landed

[A]

Somewhere Please beware, the voice in your

[B]

head is a threat.

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[B]

Craig in Florida. 66 Ford Galaxies. It a two door or four door? Craig, is your Ford Galaxy a two door or four door?

[F]

Two door convertible?

[B]

How nice. On a scale of one to ten

[F]

I would say about a six, probably

[B]

ten to fifteen grand. Okay, go to give me the vin.com and load it up. Monty and Piedmont, South Dakota. 39 Lincoln Zephyr Coupe, Flathead, V12, C4 automatic. What's a C4 automatic? What that, what, what's the C4 automatic? When I hear C4 I think Corvette.

[F]

It's a one like out of a Mustang or a Fairlane.

[B]

So this is 60s. Is this a resto model? Yes. Okay, and when did you build it? How long ago or whoever built it?

[F]

I've been building it since from my dad in 97.

[B]

Is it finished? And

[F]

yes, about 98%. I got a couple little things to do on it, but nothing. It's all painted, all the running gears working. It's got disc brakes all the way around, Heights, front end.

[B]

Get some pictures on your phone of it of its current state and take a video and walk around it and talk about it. And I'm going to have somebody call you after the show. Thank you. Brian in Pittsburgh. Man, I don't really. You want too much for this dump truck in my view and it's just not something I need. I can't make it work from 75 gram. That's why I haven't taken the phone call. I've seen you sitting there for two weeks now.

[F]

Yeah. What's the best you could do, sir?

[B]

I don't know, I haven't looked at it, but I'm a 24. 5,500 Cummins, 23,000 mile, four wheel drive, cabin chassis with a, with a contractor dump truck. Want 75. You know, if I, if I could do 50 grand, would that work?

[F]

Oh, no, I can't do 50. I owe more than that on it, sir.

[B]

Huh. Okay. Well, I just don't think. Yeah, I don't think it's me. I mean, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe. What's the best you could do?

[F]

I'd have to get at least 65 out of it. I'd say.

[B]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com and send pictures. Let us. Let's figure it out. And also put in a description of the bed, who makes it, maybe a link to their website so we can figure out the bed part of it. The dump bed. Okay.

[F]

Okay. So go to givemetheven.com and upload the pictures.

[B]

Yes, sir. And we will take a hard look, say it takes 65, and, yeah, we'll get to work because if you put 75, we're probably not gonna call you back because I know it doesn't work from 75.

[F]

Yeah, I got you. I'll take 65 for it.

[B]

Okay, let's take.

[F]

Like I said, it's never been plowed. Listen, no salt. No, none of that stuff. But it is set up for the plow prep.

[B]

We will take a look, sir. Thanks. Dennis, you wrecked your motorcycle on I30 going how fast?

[F]

Well, it started out at about, you know, 130, because I had that KZ750 wrapped out.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Guy came over a couple lanes from Oklahoma and almost pinched my buddy. Off on the side of the highway has a curve on it, right? And it's emergency lane. I had to throw the bike down. I was already downshifted in third gear by this time. And I. And I got on top of the motorcycle and I stood on top of it until the bridge embankment sent me flying through the air. And all I could think was, hey, put your hands in front of you.

[B]

All I could think of is there's an Oklahoma driver and another reason to hate people from Oklahoma. All right, we'll be back in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf. I'm just kidding. We'll be back. I'm glad you made it, Dennis. Did you notice? I asked him how fast and I got into the story, but the story actually got pretty good. If he's riding it sparking down the highway, that's pretty smart. If he turned it sideways, he's riding it like a sled. Damn. All right, be right back.

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[B]

Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of May come

[F]

in the morning smell. You know, that gasoline smell.

[B]

Smells like victory. Give me the bed.

[E]

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[B]

I'm back in the. Good morning, everybody. Hello, America. Good. What did he used to say? What did Paul Harvey say?

[C]

Hello, America. Time for news.

[B]

Do you have any news for us? Paul Harvey.

[C]

The American Parakeet Society is sad to report the death of the nation's queen parakeet, Susie. A giant tomcat named Bob. They were together, you see, but never officially married. And now you know the rest of the of the story.

[B]

Were they just staying together?

[F]

Paul Harvey.

[G]

Wait for it.

[C]

Good day.

[D]

Now you can talk to Paul.

[B]

You know, he did a super. How longer did they use his image in a Super bowl commercial? Was that 10 years ago?

[C]

A few years back?

[B]

Yeah, it was. It was strong.

[C]

God made a farmer.

[B]

Yeah, that's right.

[C]

He cooked his own meth.

[G]

Nope. Nope.

[B]

Is that what it was? Nope. Nope.

[D]

What was else farmer do?

[C]

And rode the kitty train to the

[B]

fair, was not it?

[C]

Where he sold his wares to hobos from Schenectady.

[G]

Okay,

[C]

and now you know nothing. The rest of the story.

[B]

So Tom Brady called BS on Logan Paul this week.

[G]

Did you guys hear that?

[C]

Great conversation.

[B]

Have you been up?

[G]

They've been keeping up with the fanatic flag football. If you haven't heard, it's five on five tournament. They're going to hold it in March at the Kingdom arena in Saudi Arabia featuring big NFL stars, big guys. Christian McAfee is in there, D. CD Lamb, Tyreek Hale, as well as Tom Brady. He'll be there now.

[B]

He got released.

[D]

Yeah, he broke his leg. There's no way he's playing in this game.

[C]

And they've announced it. I'm only reading the story.

[B]

The rest of the story. Tyreek Hill has nine children with eight baby mamas and a broken leg and got released.

[G]

Who got into a heated discussion with Logan Paul this week on whether or not Tom Brady, who is pretty big deal, can keep up with the NFL pros in the event. Here we go. Number one. I'm actually a little worried for you because you're a good athlete. But these guys are another level.

[B]

I am the highest level.

[C]

I am the level.

[F]

No, you're not the level.

[G]

You're a good athlete. But honestly, when I'm thinking of Saquon Barkley and I'm thinking of like, bro can say blip off the top rope, you know, I love wwe. It's very cute. But honestly, this is like real football. This is real competition.

[B]

I was an all state linebacker. I rushed for 1200 yards, 19 touchdowns.

[C]

My senior year.

[B]

We all had a great pass.

[G]

I had to. I won seven Super Hoots.

[F]

You know what matters?

[G]

This game. March 21st in Saudi. And I'm glad you're finally going to participate in, like, a competition.

[B]

This guy's insane.

[G]

The audacity of Tom Brady. I can't believe it. When seven Super Bowls thinks he could

[B]

just go around, talk about his flag football game like it's going to be the Pro Bowl.

[G]

It's going to be way better than that.

[B]

So Tom's playing?

[C]

Not that well. Maybe I'm. There are some retired players that are signed up for two. I'm kind of excited about it. I don't know how you feel about it, John. It's in Saudi Arabia.

[B]

It's.

[D]

I mean, cool.

[B]

The Camel Bowl.

[C]

Right. It's just like Liv Golf. They say they're whitewashing their cultural past.

[B]

Who by? Saudi.

[C]

Saudis. By having all these.

[B]

They're gonna sandblast it. Right.

[C]

I think. I think it probably amounts to the same thing. Right.

[D]

They just got a lot of money and they just need to spend it on stuff.

[F]

Right?

[B]

Well, they did a golf thing.

[D]

They're doing a live alive or live golf.

[B]

And then they're doing an F1 thing.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And now they're dragging over our football players and trying to do a thing

[D]

and paying them a lot. I mean, they're just. They got all this extra money.

[B]

Look at all these silly white people performing for us. Yes, Hakeem, Yes. Look, son, this is what you do when you get to the rich level. You have white men come perform for you when I'm gone. You keep this going, Hakeem.

[G]

Bringing the clowns.

[B]

These clowns. We rule the world. I don't think it's too far fair, sir.

[G]

I don't think so either.

[B]

They will do you sexual favors for money. Look at these people. They'll do anything. They're below us.

[G]

Well, below us.

[C]

When you. Especially that Logan Paul, you buy her the jewelry.

[B]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. What else is in this? There's another beef. Blake Shelton, Luke Bryan.

[C]

Oh, how about that, man? Yeah, this.

[G]

This were kind of a beef. I guess Blake Shelton had a little bit of fun. So he looks down in the audience. He's at a show. His show. He's on stage. He looks down. One of his fans. His fans is wearing a Luke Bryant T shirt. Oh, I have a. Giving them out free. I mean, why you wear that?

[C]

It wouldn't matter.

[G]

Blake did not approve. And this was his immediate reaction. Cut number 11.

[D]

Something's playing here.

[B]

Okay, sorry.

[G]

Good.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Cut 11.

[G]

Cut 11.

[B]

You come to my show wearing Luke Bryan.

[G]

You ever notice that?

[B]

He always does it. Y' all sing along. Because he's too drunk to remember the words of his own song. No. Wow. I don't know. That's a beef. Bobbo's using sensational headlines as thumbnails, right? Speaking of, our videos go up at noon Central on YouTube, our weekly release of our YouTube channel. And my guys, you know, they. They get rewarded or excited, I mean, anyway, they want to do the best they can. And in the YouTube world, the stupider the thumbnail, the more click through stupider.

[G]

Or is that right dramatic or all the above? All the above.

[B]

And I keep pulling them back saying, hey, I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. I've got a brand. I've got a name. Engine. Name Engine. Engine. That's about right. Name, engine and likeness that I. That I want to protect. I'm not willing to sell myself out for stupid YouTube clickbait.

[G]

Got it.

[B]

Look at this. Look at this thumbnail that they sent us.

[G]

Go to jcwshow.com and follow us on this YouTube stream and you'll see.

[B]

Is that not the worst look of me of all time?

[D]

You look so coked out.

[B]

First of all, I look like a coked out alcoholic. Used car sales.

[C]

The name tag Elder John.

[B]

Because it's Utah. That it's a car buy that we did in Utah. But nobody's gonna stop and read that. Know what that means? They're gonna think it's, you know, Joe's Used Cars.

[D]

No, they're gonna think like, man, this

[B]

guy is coked out.

[D]

Let's see what he's got on here.

[B]

Well, I didn't do one of me facing the camera and like, Mr. B, show some teeth. You might have to whiten them a bit because my teeth aren't very white. Let's see this again.

[G]

Kyle, is that the worst possible picture?

[B]

Is that not the worst? I mean, that is the worst.

[G]

It's almost AI. It's so bad.

[B]

It's gotta be AI. It's so bad.

[C]

We got kind of a Nicholson almost.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, I just. During the break, I sent him. I sent him a text, chewing him out, like, listen, because earlier I was busy. I was like, do whatever you want. I'll just take one for the team. And then I started looking at it. I said, no, no, this is terrible. Get rid of the white shirt and the tie and the name Tag, get rid of the stubble. You can do the stupid smile because I'm the one that asked for it. And leave it like that. We'll see how it performs.

[G]

Elder John.

[D]

It says, oh, Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

[B]

Well, the joke, the play there is we're doing this Utah car buy, and we land in St. George, Utah, and we go in. And the officer that's selling me the cars has a lot of experience with the. You know, one of my favorite topics is sister wives. Okay. So you can imagine that I'm interviewing him on this topic and Warren Jeffers and all this stuff. So that's why they put that on there is because we're talking about polygamy.

[D]

Are they trying to make you sound like or look like one of those door knockers is what it is.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. But it. But it makes me look like a alcoholic used car salesman.

[D]

Right.

[C]

Those door knockers are clean people. Clearly. I mean, I've.

[B]

No.

[C]

Last time you saw any, but, like. Yeah. I've never met any Mormon person, and I know a few that look that Skeevy, and I believe Skeevy's the property.

[B]

What did he put into AI to get that bad of a look?

[D]

I don't know, because you have to. You have to ask.

[B]

You have to ask it. Yeah. It's just terrible.

[G]

I think you put the word skeevy

[B]

in Jesus Christ Almighty. Sensational headlines. Yeah. All right, we'll be right back. My name's John. Yeah. That video goes up at noon [e-mail], click through their YouTube channel, and we're streaming live on the video right now. You can see it.

[D]

If.

[B]

If you don't know that there's two good Chip Foose videos that went up this week. If you're. If you want to know the backstory on him, it's. I think it's the best work we've ever done. If you don't know the truth, the. The views, one of them got 300,000, the other got 100. Wow. The second one, though, didn't do as well. I'll explain that later. This YouTube thing's a pain in the ass. The reason it didn't do well, we did. We did part two. I'll explain that when we get back. I'm gonna explain some of this YouTube science. We get back. All right, bye.

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Yo, we're back to the John Clay Wolf show taking over your radio every single Saturday morning.

[B]

When did he die? Long time ago, wasn't it? Yeah.

[C]

You know, they're. I always have my Ramones mixed up, right. And they've added honorary Ramones since a couple of them died. And I can't keep up, but I don't know, probably like 15 years. Man, Joey.

[B]

Yeah, he was the guy.

[G]

April 15, 2000, 2001.

[B]

There you go.

[G]

49.

[B]

You know, there's technology suits happening right now. Zuckerberg was in. Was it state supreme Court this week?

[C]

Probably House panel.

[B]

They're on his ass. No, it's gotten pretty deep about people suing him. A class action, I do believe, for knowingly creating reels that screw up your brain and make kids dumb.

[C]

The Instagram thing.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm reading this and really it reminds me of the tobacco lawsuits because if you think, you know, they're marketing cigarettes to be great and everything's cool

[G]

and Camel, that whole thing.

[B]

Yeah. And then the government came after him and shut the whole thing down.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So this brain rot coming from reels. I'm talking about video reels on Instagram and Tick tock, for the most part it is real. No pun intended. And I do think that they're, they're programming them to get your attention and to do a sub, to do a dopamine drip on you to keep you going. And it works. Sure. Yeah. She.

[D]

They're suing, saying that it's become the, the actual compulsive use of social media started at age nine and it led to severe depression, anxiety and suicidal thoughts. This 20 year old ladies suing in the civil trial in Los Angeles.

[B]

I mean, there's parts of it that are accurate.

[D]

I. Yes. If you're, if your star is like getting depressed and anxiety and just constantly looking at it. But is that his fault?

[B]

No. But lung cancer. Is the, Is lung cancer the tobacco company's fault?

[D]

Like. Well, he. They created it. Did they know when they created it?

[B]

That's what they're arguing. Yes, that they know what they're doing and they're going Anyway, Okay.

[D]

Boy, that's gonna.

[B]

That's why it reminded me of the tobacco suit. Yeah. I mean, it's gonna be a hard thing to prove, but. But I think that something will come of it. But, you know, I was talking about YouTube a minute ago and all the little intricacies on these thumbnails and the title and the this and that. I mean, it's so ridiculous subconsciously how you and I were talking this morning. You picked me up in Walnut when I dropped that Diablo off for cars and coffee tomorrow morning.

[G]

Right.

[B]

And that's at 9 o' clock at GMTV garage. Garage. And we were talking about our video stuff, you know, how much we've been

[G]

doing over the past and how you've changed and how you.

[B]

I've changed? You've changed.

[G]

As far as your ability to talk through the lens is the way I'll put it.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

Which is in the old days we used to shoot a lot of videos and it's hard. Nobody's used to talking to tv.

[B]

Say it like you mean it. You don't have to sugarcoat it.

[G]

I'm not sugarcoat it.

[B]

Yeah. You're saying it's hard. It says, because you suck.

[G]

I never said that.

[B]

Tell me I suck.

[G]

Nobody's to going, tell me I suck without telling me on camera before you get used to it. And now you've gotten to the point where you're used to it. You look like you're talking directly to people. You say cute little funny things, leaning into the camera going, I know I don't deserve to be here, but I'm gonna be here anyway. So. Look at this car. You're talking through the lens to people and you're really good at it now.

[B]

Well, thanks. I mean, maybe the, the years of radio finally transcribes the video, brought the

[G]

radio guy into town. Television. That's what you've done.

[C]

All right. Yeah. Your, your whole approach has opened up. I call it Jack Benny thing.

[B]

I do not want to hear a compliment from you.

[C]

Why is that?

[B]

Because it just makes me uneasy. Why? It just makes me. I don't know. I mean, if you start complimenting me, I think somebody's out to get me.

[G]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Well, listen, you can't help it if you're funny looking, man. You're very good at like looking into the camera and expressing yourself.

[G]

I've never heard anybody go, I do not want to hear a compliment from you.

[C]

I compliment everybody.

[G]

That's hilarious.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I have a. I have a best friend from childhood that says oh, yeah, this guy's gonna both blow some smoke up here. Because I'm always, you know.

[G]

Well, there's a lot of people that. They compliment you and they. It's absolutely not a compliment.

[D]

Yeah, there's a lot of side eye

[B]

with his compliments there.

[C]

I can do that sometimes.

[G]

My goodness, Bob, you sure look good today. You're not hungover.

[B]

What they want to see on those damn YouTube videos. Because the YouTube crowd and the radio crowd are definitely two different crow crowds.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Because when we pivoted to YouTube, it sucked and nobody cared. And. And like, so what's really happened is the YouTube crowd has been pivoting into the radio crowd. That's why our radio numbers have been improving, because we've ex. We've met so many people through the YouTube videos that they're saying, what else are these guys about? And they're in their finding the videos. But yeah, it's. They want to see the car buys. That is what works.

[G]

That's the hook.

[B]

It's it. That's interesting. And anything we do outside of that is half ass and half baked. I mean, we can do some of the cool. I'm like, this is so cool. Nobody gives an s. Yeah. A lot if we go blow something. Yeah. So the algorithm is trained for that with us, and that's our stick, and that's what we do. And. All right.

[C]

That's how I've always described your show, though, to people that ask me, well, what. What is it, though? And I said, well, John's got a little magic trick going back decades now.

[B]

Right, right.

[C]

20 he'll bid your car sight unseen on the telephone during a radio show. And whatever he says he's going to pay, he will pay for it.

[B]

Well, unless you lie.

[C]

Well, yeah, unless you lie.

[B]

But, yeah, about the tradition.

[C]

What I refer to as your little magic trick is something you do that I don't think anybody else really does.

[B]

Well, there's a couple people that have impersonated copiers. That Jord. That George Saliba guy, he's done a good job of it.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Up in Jersey, I think. But if you look at his YouTube, all of his thumbnails are super cheese. Super lie. Super. I just won't do it now. I just. My whole thing has been, I'm gonna do what I say I'm gonna do when I say I'm gonna do it. And to pivot more into this YouTube crap, you've got to be that cheesy. I'm just not gonna do it now.

[D]

Your Yours. The difference is the truth.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Literally, that's. I mean, you're telling the truth of what's your car. If you might. Sometimes they may not like hearing that it's a piece of crap.

[B]

Right.

[D]

But you're gonna spill it right there in their face. And those are in the cheesy ones. Ah, you don't see that?

[B]

This YouTube thing is interesting. So last month, our check from YouTube was $27,000, which is a substantial amount. Yeah. But it cost about that to do it.

[G]

Sure.

[B]

You got five people working on this all time. And poor Braden sits up in a mania and does these edits. He's finally getting to where he's doing it a little more. But, like in the beginning, until a few months ago, he was up all night long, all the way up to 12 o' clock launch time, editing, editing, editing, editing. And we brought on some more people to help him, but the. He works really well. Zoned in.

[D]

And he's not a director.

[B]

No. And I'm trying to teach him to because he has so much talent. Yeah, that's.

[D]

That's hard.

[B]

He's very talented. He has that it factor on taste and opinion and pacing, and that is super important. But we've got to have people feeding him products that he can use and not have to go back and tell them, no, I need it like this. No, I need it like this. So they've got to have that it factor too. And it's tough.

[G]

It's very.

[B]

It's been a lot of work in the past. You're getting this straightened out, like. And I'm like, dude, I'm spending too much time on this. Guys, y' all got to do this yourself. I mean, I cannot keep doing it. I've got a business to run.

[G]

When this first started, I said, do you have any idea how much television takes time wise? You're like, yeah, I think I got it. No, you don't. And now you do.

[B]

And we've got this kit in Virginia that does the effects. If you've noticed, on the beginning of our YouTube videos, there's a lot of effects and graphics and all this moving around. It looks super pro. He's in college. He sit there doing it from his dorm room.

[G]

And that's a different kid, that's a different speed.

[B]

Right. And there's a guy that's just making thumbnails pretty much and doing social media posts. And there's a guy. It is Tommy, the one that, that we. He was a buyer, but he's a musician. Right. He's a great guitar player. I'm like, that fella stands on stage and performs to a crowd. So he's got to have that innate feel of what people want. And so. And he knows Car nerd. Yeah, he's a car nerd big time. And the editor, that's so good. He's not a car nerd. I'm like, tommy, you can keep the editor straight on facts on the Carfax. And you can rough these videos in the raw and rough them in and then hand them to the editor and then he can do his magic. So there's like four steps of this. But I'm telling you this, thumbnails and titles, it's serious. Well, because if you don't do it right, they won't ever come in the door.

[F]

Right.

[G]

And if you start lying to them, they'll get that and they'll go, oh, this, this could possibly kill you. Next time, you go, I'm not clicking.

[B]

But it ruins the brand that we built over the past 30 years. And I can't. I can't. So. So because they're like, we'll get more views and clicks if we do it like this. I said, I'm not gonna sell out.

[G]

But they won't come back, right?

[B]

They won't trust our brand. That is very trusted. Give me the. Anyway, enough of that. Hey, speaking of the truth, when we come back, we're going to do the truth segment. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. That's where we pick up the phone, take you live to the air, unscreened. You say your truth, be it political, be it what? I mean, what are, what, what are examples? People know, guys, that truth is United

[D]

States hockey is going to beat the ass of Canada.

[B]

Yeah. And you just boom, boom, boom. It's rapid fire. It's fun. Y' all call from all over the country. 800-800-723-4. Call up right now. Line up and we'll be back with the truth in just a moment.

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Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show with John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Okay, we're gonna do a segment Real quick, just for a couple of minutes. And we're gonna hammer through calls. Do not give pleasantries. Do not say, john, how are y' all doing today? Just say the truth is and bang. And I'm gonna go rapid fire and let you guys on the air. If you cuss, I have to dump you, and we will not take you again. We do have a dump button, but I'd rather not use it. It. And three, two, one. I can't tell you the truth because I love you too much, stupid. Now, somebody's not telling the truth here.

[A]

Sometimes the truth about how pissed off we are wins.

[B]

Put aside your selfish male ego and tell the truth. You can't handle the truth. Do we have background music for it?

[D]

Kind of. This right here.

[B]

All right. Yeah. Here we go. John Vegas. Go.

[F]

Truth is, Melania is the hottest first lady we've ever had, and she ain't going anywhere.

[B]

Anthony, go.

[F]

The truth is that you look like Jack Nicholson in the Shining in that picture. Scary.

[B]

That's correct, George. Cypress. Go.

[F]

The truth is, pigs lives matter.

[B]

That was from earlier. John. Florida. Go.

[F]

The truth is, I'm selling a car for a very good friend whose wife has cancer.

[B]

Put it in. Givemetheven.com Crab. Go. California.

[F]

Truth is, I actually reach the age that I like curling on Olympics.

[B]

Brian, go.

[F]

The truth is, Heather, I love you.

[B]

All right, Rob. Go. Trinity.

[F]

The truth is, my dog sees the blues every Saturday morning when your podcast comes up, Tracy.

[B]

Grand Prairie. Go.

[F]

The truth is, we want to hear more cluck. Because he likes to.

[D]

Hey.

[B]

Oh, hey, Patrick. And Baton Rouge. Go.

[F]

The new Star Trek Academy sucks.

[B]

I've not seen that. Terrence. Speech impediment. Terrence, go. Perfect. Thank you. Last one, Jackie in St. Petersburg, Florida. Go.

[F]

The truth is, I need a liver transplant, and I hope I get a donor before the end of the year.

[B]

Thank you. God bless.

[D]

Wow. There's a lot of truth in that one.

[B]

That was. That was. That was heavy. That was heavy, boy. What did speech impediment Terrence say?

[D]

Not a clue. I mean, that was.

[B]

I can normally translate his cluck. Norris, do you know what speech impediment said. Terrence said? Because I. I don't know. I don't know how I can understand chicken, but I can't understand grown man.

[F]

Come here.

[C]

You know, John, there are times when I don't believe that you can't understand what a man is saying. Speech impediment. Terrence is a cute nickname, but I understand him perfectly.

[B]

Do you?

[C]

He plans to take a Girl he met a couple of months ago at his apartment complex to a fine high style lunch at Long John Silver's in Austin, Texas, where he lives. And he mentioned that because he said later, they're going to a classical concert at the Worthy center downtown.

[B]

I knew he could transcribe those hieroglyphics

[C]

to benefit Meals on Wheels. Damn it, John.

[B]

Thank you.

[C]

Learn to pay attention.

[B]

That's the reason I keep you around. Cluck. CLUCK Norris, everybody. J.D. ryan. Are we. We have any newsworthy items? Black, Latino or other? All right, pre K, take it away.

[D]

Where is he at? Where is Oprik at?

[B]

Yo, yo, yo.

[D]

What's the deal, man? It's time for everybody's favorite game show where I read a crime story and y' all just give me the general vibe. Y' all ready? Yeah, sure. All right, so today we got a man in Vancouver living out his Grand Theft Auto video game fantasies. Let me just go down the list. Police were dispatched for our perp stealing tools out of a truck. He then ran off and stole a bike down the road. Rolled that thing for a bit and ditched it. Then ran up in a local store, punched somebody and stole their phone. Then climbed on a roof and started throwing bricks at cars. Y' all following me?

[B]

Wow.

[D]

Okay, okay. Police chased him around crime scene to crime scene, eventually connecting the dots and found our guy hanging from telephone wire like a trapeze artist.

[F]

Okay.

[D]

After dropping a deuce while hanging.

[B]

What?

[D]

Our guy fell onto a fire truck and was taken in for robbery, theft, and malicious mischief. But was he white, black, Latino or other? Okay, this is in Canada. This guy had to be on meth, right?

[B]

I'm going Asian. Oh,

[D]

I'm going white.

[B]

Man.

[D]

This is some crazy jacked up on meth. White guy, crazy Canadian hoser, crazy kung fu master.

[B]

Asian thinking Asian.

[C]

Okay, yeah, I'm gonna go with thoroughly a. I think he's right about the math thing.

[G]

You know, 20 something white guy with a face tattoo to.

[B]

Oh, why is it only white guys that can be on meth?

[D]

It just seems to really kind of go, I don't.

[B]

Have you ever.

[D]

I mean, I've never really seen anybody else but white folk.

[B]

The white folk, Bob, you have a

[C]

little experience in your history, I believe I've seen that. But it's quite rare of.

[B]

Of non white meth.

[C]

Yeah, I mean, I think so.

[B]

I wonder what that is. I mean, why would that be. It's cheap. It's crazy drug. Why would other races not enjoy it like white folks?

[C]

I don't know, probably because they know better.

[D]

Yeah, that might be it, too.

[B]

All right.

[C]

You want to go canoeing? No, we don't canoe, man.

[B]

White trash. White folk love meth. What's the answer, Pre?

[D]

Okay, so we going with mostly white trash meth on this. John's going Asian. Okay. Yeah, well, let's.

[B]

Let's throw his picture up real quick

[D]

just because I need a little bit of help with y'.

[B]

All.

[D]

His name is Romando E. Stanley. Oh, wow.

[B]

So maybe a melting pot situation.

[D]

He looks Hispanic.

[B]

He looks Romando. I think.

[D]

I think we're gonna lean his hands.

[G]

He's Middle Eastern, maybe Cajun.

[B]

That's Cajun normal.

[C]

That's a Puerto Rican right there.

[B]

No, I don't think that's a Puerto Rican Romano.

[C]

Stanley.

[B]

What's he wearing?

[D]

Well, he wasn't wearing nothing, so that's probably what the police gave him was a yell tarp. Man, he's high as hell. Look at his eye. I mean, he can barely open his eyes. I love that they gave him a cigarette before they put him in the car.

[B]

That dude's Middle Eastern is my guess. What is your guess, J.D.

[G]

that's. He just looks like a white guy to me.

[D]

Could be Eskimo. Ish. Because in Canada, right?

[G]

Nah.

[D]

I don't know.

[C]

You maybe spend a lot of time out of doors.

[B]

You think?

[G]

Yeah, I think it's. I think it's sunshine on a white guy.

[B]

It's not a black guy.

[G]

Because they live outdoors. Because he's homeless.

[B]

No, no. White guy can't get that tan, dude. Come on, now. Look at his neck and look at his body. It's as dark as his head. There's no way. Okay, that. That's.

[G]

That's. That may be the first worst stumped. And we have a picture of the guy.

[B]

What do you think?

[D]

That's Romando Raimondo.

[B]

Oh, Italiano, Europeano, Spanish show. He is. Is. He is half Turkish, half Italian. I believe it.

[C]

For sure. He knows where to find the dough.

[B]

All right, we'll be back in a minute. My name is John. It's the lightning around again already.

[G]

Lightning round.

[B]

You know, normally we don't do five hours, but we are today. Okay? Lightning rounds coming up. Lightning round. Lightning round on the cars. 800, 800 calling with the cars right now during this break. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. 800, 800, 723, 4. 800, 800 radio. My name is John Claywolf. I buy cars on the radio for America's best car buyer givemetheven.com.

[E]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethe vid.

[G]

Com.

[E]

Hit him up right now. 1-800-800radio. 1800800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

Why is this not working? What am I doing wrong? I can't get the calls in. There it is, Keith. Clean. 20 Colorado. 44,000 miles. Extended cab, two wheel drive average. Rough or clean?

[F]

Clean. Excellent, excellent condition.

[B]

Garage kept probably 13 grand. Six year old. Ooh. What's your best deal?

[F]

Yeah, Yeah. I owe 15 maybe.

[B]

So let me, let me check on it. I'm doing this off. Off my ass. Let me just go to givemetheven.com and load it up. See what my computer throws back at you because it remembers these things a little better now. I may be a little bit lighter. I'm not saying no to 15. Yeah. Let's take a look. Okay. Give me the vin.comsherry in Ocean side Palm Springs, California. 97 Celica with 250,000 miles on it.

[F]

It's a. It's a limited edition, the anniversary edition.

[B]

Mm. I still think it might just be a thousand dollar car.

[F]

It is a thousand dollar car.

[B]

Okay, well then go to give me the vin.com. let's take a look. Thank you, ma'. Am. 06 Redline. I don't know that one on the top of my head, so I'm not gonna take it. Mike. And 80 dots and 280 with 80. Just curious. So you got an 80 model? Dotson 280Z. You know, just. If it's just a regular driver car, it's three grand, four grand, three to five grand. Now I gave 20 grand. I gave 20 grand for one the other day. That was restoed by that shop down in Austin that specializes in those. It just all depends on how nice it is. It just depends on what you got. I. All I see is 80 model 280Z with 80. I know nothing else. What else do I need to know?

[F]

Well, it's just a clean car. That's all I can say.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

It's been garage kept and that's all I can say.

[B]

How much is it?

[F]

But that one. Pardon me?

[B]

How much is it?

[F]

What's that? Well, how much is what?

[B]

The car,

[F]

the value, what I think is valid.

[B]

What will you take for it? That's what I mean. I'm sorry.

[F]

No, no. Okay. Well, I'm. I'm wanting no less than $12,000.

[B]

I'm not taking nothing less than that takes 12,000. Now we know thank you. If y' all want to buy a nice car in Austin, Texas, call Mike for $12,000. I don't think I can make it work. I've sold a lot of them for six grand and they're pretty good. But that great one brought like 25 grand, but I think they spent 50 grand on it. That's how that goes. It's not fun. Be right back.

[E]

The John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

No one knew where he came from,

[A]

but everybody wanted what he was selling.

[E]

Check out the podcast.

[C]

He was just some hillbilly who got

[D]

on a plane and then just landed somewhere.

[B]

Please beware.

[A]

The voice in your head is a threat.

[E]

Jcwshow.com or john claywolf.com now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

Father dies.

[C]

You'll make the deal, son.

[B]

That's easy for you to say. Tommy's not your father. Your father wouldn't want to hear this. This is business, not personal. Even the shooting of your father was business, not personal. Sonny, I don't care how many deo

[F]

guinea what grease ball goombas come out of the woodwork.

[B]

I'm German. Irish. Well, let me tell you something, my crowd MC friend. I'm going to make so much trouble

[F]

for you, you won't know what. I'm a lawyer. I have not threatened.

[B]

I know almost every big H lawyer in New York. Who the hell are you? I have a special practice.

[F]

I handle one client, a single minor. I think you should tell your don what everyone seems to know.

[B]

I was about to come up and wake you just now and tell you

[F]

she needed a drink first. Now you've had your drink.

[B]

They shot Sonny on the causeway. He's dead.

[E]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show. America's largest weekend morning show.

[B]

What was that? A montage of cry of gang stuff.

[C]

Godfather Duvall, Tom Hagen, conciliatory.

[B]

Oh, I thought there were some Sopranos in the tours. Just the. The song got me.

[C]

Yeah, it's a theme to the Sopranos. Oh, I can't tell you how impacted Robert Duvall has been on my. I know you guys.

[B]

Yeah, duh. He was the. I forgot he was the guy. This is Robert Duvall. I. I didn't make the connection.

[C]

It's a. So much stuff. And it's not just lo.

[D]

Some dove.

[C]

I mean, he's. He's so great in everything he does. Apocalypse now was like, what a life changing role.

[B]

I wonder if he has problem with spam calls.

[D]

Well, not anymore.

[B]

Anymore he's dead. Incogni. This news. This new advertiser of the show. Oh, yeah, Incogni. If you go to jcwshow.com There's a big banner there that says Incogni. And there was a guy that emailed us, somebody goes, like, how do you get there? I can't find it. Well, it's a great big banner. It says Incogni and it says like, no spam calls. Anyway, I don't know if you put it. If you go through that gate, they'll give you 60% off. And Kim Commando actually reps them. And she called me and said, because I don't. If you notice, I don't take many advertisers. Gordon Boswell Flowers is the only one I've done right.

[C]

Right.

[B]

And we get a lot of opportunities and I always turn them down. But this one, when she told me how well it works and I haven't tried it yet, but you guys try. It's gotten rid of your spam calls quickly.

[G]

Yeah, almost immediately. And you don't realize all the people that have your information until you see the list of them. You go, what? Like I had 300 and something.

[C]

Wow.

[G]

People that have my information.

[C]

You just live with this stuff.

[G]

Yeah, you just live with it.

[C]

Just live with it. But you know, the reason you get so many unsolicited calls, emails and things is because of these people called data brokers.

[G]

Brokers.

[C]

And they're big time, baby. I mean, your stuff gets out there and you can't get it back. But what Incogni does is actually contact the companies that use your information they bought somewhere and ask them to stop using it to contact you. And by law they have to do it. And it's not like the telephone thing, the government, the no call list.

[B]

No call list.

[C]

Because that obviously doesn't what it is.

[B]

My take of this thing is a credit scrubber for spam callers. It's the same concept.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You got a bunch of crap in your credit that's not right or not really, you need it fixed. These guys will scrub off all of the. They send out letters to all these spam callers and they drop off. Did you say it happened like within three days? Yes. Yeah, I need to get on it. I need to know immediately.

[C]

It's amazing.

[D]

So if you have like a student loan from 2000 and they're still trying to call you on it and they'll block that spam, they're calling the people

[G]

that have already called you have already sold your information to somebody else. Those are the brokers he's talking about.

[B]

Tell me your student loan story.

[D]

I didn't say me. I'm just saying if somebody did have

[B]

that, I felt like you might. I felt like this was personal.

[D]

No, it was not personal.

[B]

Know what we're going to say is my ex father in law.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

Wrote a check and knocked out all my student loans. What was left of after about eight years.

[C]

That's nice.

[B]

Which was pretty nice.

[D]

Very nice.

[B]

Very nice. I know you didn't have a father in law do that for you. Maybe you should.

[D]

But I don't know this person that I'm talking to.

[B]

Maybe you should call him. No, he's up in the years now. Maybe he's feeling like doing another student loan retirement program.

[D]

And they, they would get you back in the day. Hell, in the 90s.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

In late 90s and 2000, just getting a student line was so easy.

[B]

Oh.

[G]

So, yeah.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

And are you still paying on it?

[D]

I don't know what you're talking about, John. It's not me.

[G]

He's trying. He's trying.

[D]

Not me.

[B]

All right. I mean, I don't know why it's such a big secret. A lot of people do it. I did it.

[D]

I've heard that they keep calling you and calling you and they try to track you down.

[G]

They'll do.

[D]

They'll use different, different tactics, too. Say that your property may be seized or something.

[B]

Hey, this McLaren that was stolen in Houston, do you remember the story?

[D]

Oh, yes.

[B]

So they, they figured it out, and it is a deep scam. It's us and it's based out of Fort Worth. So the car was in Houston. Remember that?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And the whole scam, I don't even want to explain it. I'm going to do a video on it, but I want them to. I said, hey, we've got a good YouTube channel. And I want to. I want to video the arrest of these. Son of a.

[D]

Hell yeah. But they're gonna find them.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Nice. They lived near the office. Oh, wow. Isn't that weird?

[D]

Oh, wow.

[B]

That's scary. Pro scam AI Texas Title Department. I mean, there were a lot of things that had to happen properly for this to go correct, and they did. But the catch would have been the certified copy of original, the CCO fresh title getting printed. That's how they stole the guy's identity and made a title.

[D]

Wow.

[B]

That's what we should have caught. Anyway, live and learn. We are getting so much better about these scammers. And we've had about seven of them arrested. This will Be the eighth.

[D]

Oh, and there's more. A lot now all sudden out of Florida.

[B]

I mean, we're getting hit with them a lot.

[D]

Oh, yeah, yeah. And it's a lot of washed titles.

[B]

What's washed? He washed. Right. The fake links.

[F]

Wow.

[D]

Yeah, it's. It's bad out there, but we got your ass.

[B]

Not every time. Well, you know. Yeah, they got my ass a lot, but yeah. What do you got in the news, sir?

[G]

I've got president. Well, ex president, I guess. Barack Obama saying aliens are real.

[B]

Dude.

[G]

During an interview on the Brian Taylor Cohen podcast, former president Barack Obama claimed he believes aliens are real. Here's the actual response when he was asked about the extra terrestrials. Guy number three, are aliens real?

[B]

They're real, but I haven't seen them. And they're not being kept in. What is it?

[G]

Area 51.

[B]

Area 51.

[C]

Unless there's this enormous conspiracy and they

[F]

hid it from the President of the United States.

[A]

What was the first question you wanted

[B]

answered when you became president?

[C]

Where are the aliens?

[B]

Where are the aliens?

[G]

We all believe. At this point, I believe all of us in this room believe the aliens are real. Oh, come on, Mike.

[D]

Again.

[B]

So you think I haven't seen them? You think you're the superhuman? That you're the only thing that could exist because you're so special? You narcissistic prick.

[D]

What's your definition of alien?

[G]

Someone non human? Earth. Did not, did not start off on Earth.

[B]

Or someone that. Oh, that might be here now.

[G]

Yeah, they may be here now. They're very, well, maybe here now. They are probably here now.

[D]

So is there other beings and way out planets and stuff like that that we'll never see?

[B]

That's what. That's what I believe.

[D]

Maybe that. But we're never gonna see them. So it's there.

[G]

You don't believe any aliens have ever visited or even the. The military has come out.

[C]

You're just young enough though, Turley, that you missed out on a lot of Carl Sagan when you were a kid. Because we were watching channel 13, man. I'm telling you.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

Just the mathematical idea of everything we know of the vastness of space and

[G]

the fact that we billions.

[C]

Our planet circles the sun and it's

[G]

good for life and that's one star

[C]

out of billions bazillions, Right?

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

It's almost silly to think. Think it's not possible for other intelligent life.

[B]

Did you see that Asian skater, speed skater take a skate to the head yesterday?

[D]

No.

[B]

It looked like an alien. When that was done why are Asians little?

[C]

No doubt.

[B]

That's a hard way to go. Dude. Cut the side of the head. Boom.

[G]

Does your mind just skip tracks like an eight track player?

[B]

You went from aliens to why are Asians little?

[D]

I mean, what's the. Where did your head go from that? Why did aliens make you think of that?

[B]

That. Cuz that vision in my head, it looks so dehumanized after that skate went across the side of its head and it was al. Already in that little tight bonnet, the speed skater bonnet. And it had an Asian face that was a little different. So it kind of looked like I can.

[G]

Almost alien.

[D]

Okay, I got it now. Yeah.

[B]

So sometimes.

[G]

Sometimes John's like listening to an album in a car with a ski. With the needle just skips across the thing just like, hey, did you guys know Broccoli's green?

[B]

I wonder why.

[C]

What makes me wonder? Those people that say they've been abducted and remember the experience and come and talk about it. And that's. I mean to me that's seems crazy.

[G]

The guy that got abducted, the real famous case where they did the movie and everything. I can't remember the name of the movie.

[C]

Fire in the Sky.

[G]

Fire in the Sky. He's. He didn't try to book. He didn't want to be famous. He was actually very stand.

[B]

But it's okay to be crazy. It's.

[G]

But he's not kid. The guy wasn't crazy and he passed. And he passed lie detector tests. Several when he came back. Okay, okay, whatever.

[B]

You don't. Honey, she. She kidnapped me and she raped me.

[G]

You know who probably is an alien though? Jelly Roll. Bunny and Xo say they are having a baby. She says Jelly has found a surrogate and they are hoping to have twins. Bunny is beginning another round of round of IVF intro in beach.

[B]

She's had so many birthdays, she can't get pregnant.

[G]

She's just. Let's don't go there. She's.

[D]

I'm just gonna save you there.

[B]

Thank you.

[G]

Yes. Thank you, Mike.

[B]

He dumped me. He dumped me. I got the big dump.

[G]

Here we go. Talking about her fertilization journey number nine.

[F]

The journey that I'm going on now with ivf. God's putting me through this again so that I can be a voice for those women who are going through this process.

[B]

And it is the hardest thing we ever had to go through.

[A]

They're just such a cool community. So everything happens for a reason. It always comes around full circle.

[C]

Oh, Jesus Christ. Did she say ivf?

[G]

Yeah, she's an ivf.

[C]

Oh, man. I should never married that whore.

[G]

She's not a whore.

[C]

I thought she said surrogate. I thought that meant I get to get it on with her friend Melanie. No, everything's going wrong for me since I lost all this weight. I'm losing weight. She's gonna gain weight. Have not one baby, but two baby, three. Jesus, Lord, let me out of this thing right now. I'll be good. I'll skip cornbread for the rest of the year.

[B]

Okay, Jelly Roll, is it true that you're positioning to be a reverend?

[C]

Hell, I'm already reverend. I can't get you married. I'm not a special yet, but I can talk to Jesus for you.

[B]

What do you charge for that?

[C]

What do you want him to do?

[B]

I want him to make sure there's plenty of people that show up tomorrow at Cars and Coffee and Walnut Springs, Texas, at the GMTV garage at 9 o'. Clock.

[D]

Done.

[C]

That'll cost you $900. Okay.

[B]

All right.

[C]

It's gonna be a lot of fun, man. Dear Lord. Dear Lord, please help people. Come see John. He's lonely. Nobody really likes him around here. He wants to show him his cars, drink some coffee and eat some. What is it?

[G]

Quesadillas.

[C]

You know what? I eat quesadillas all the time. Not supposed to, but you know what I do? Don't tell everybody. This is just something I come up with myself. I'll eat, like two pounds of quesadillas and just go outside and puke. That's how I'm losing all my weight. Works real good with Cheerios, too. Okay, Y' all do that. You'll be skinny like me. Jelly Roll. We'll get back to old John Clay Wolf. More his shenanigans after this here.

[G]

Okay, thanks, Joey.

[F]

The gender of a generation. The buff of every other nation.

[B]

Oh, yeah. We're back.

[E]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com. thanks for making us number one.

[B]

Hey, Crab, let Frank know that I'm going to be there Tuesday, March 3rd. I want to go sit in with him. A Krab. You're the connector. He'll call him live on the radio. He loves calling people on the radio. David in Belton. How can I be a VIP for the roundup in May? What? What of the Rattlesnake Roundup? I think that's in March. You there, David?

[F]

Yeah, I'm here.

[B]

Yeah, that's in March.

[F]

Really? Because I'm looking at their advertising on Instagram for May.

[B]

Oh, you're talking about the bike rally thing. That, that, that is happening in May. So that is, you know, when people get together to do something and then they have a tiff. So now there's two bike rallies. There's the big one with Harley Davidson sponsoring and Law Tigers and we'll have the big trucks and all the good stuff in October. But the fellow that had the campground last time wasn't invited to join. Well, that's not true. We did say. Okay, let me just tell you the facts. We put together a panel. We started a non profit. I put somebody in charge of it. He got pissed off because he wanted to be in charge of it. I said, there's reasons you can't be in charge of it because the sponsors won't sponsor it if you're in charge of it. They need this gal. So you just need to do the campground and let her run everything else. He said, I'm not working for her. I said, I can't help you then. So he said, screw you guys. I'm going to do my own rally. I'm like, okay, cool. So that's what's happening in May.

[D]

Yeah, the roundups in March.

[B]

The rattlesnake roundup is in March 13th through the date for March 13th and

[D]

what through the 15?

[B]

13 through 15.

[F]

That would be great because my birthday's on the 15th.

[B]

We'll come down, we'll be packed, it'll be a big time. And the garage will be open, the saloon will be open. The. The rattlesnake by then will be renamed Walnut Springs Roadhouse, which that should be happening in the next two weeks anyway. It's a good time. We'll see you there, man. Thank you. 8. That's in walnut Springs, Texas. So that's the drama of the bike rally.

[D]

A little town stuff, you know.

[B]

Well, it's really not. It's all these outsiders from the little town. I mean, that dude lives in Dallas. Us.

[D]

Yeah, that's true.

[B]

And we're. We. He. Anyway, he went to the city council and got our dates because they thought he was with us and he knew what he was doing. We're like, dude, just give the dates up for the. And. And he wouldn't do it. Like, whatever. We'll just change dates. So. Okay. It's good for the town. It's more stuff.

[D]

That's right.

[B]

That. And that's fine with me. I mean, how do I make money in any of this? Right? I mean, really, that's what I'm like. And for new listeners, wonder what the hell I'm talking about. There's this little town in Walnut Springs, Texas, that I took a liking to and bought some of the buildings. And there's another guy named Glenn Wilson that bought some buildings, and we started re. What's the word? Revamping the town in Felipe Armenta. And I opened the Bosque Cantina, and I bought the Rattlesnake Roadhouse from Laura and Paul. Paul's still a partner. And. And we're in. I built the GMTV garage and other people that Louie Lucky Seven Cycles just bought a building, tore it down. He's building a cycle shop that looks old. Westerns at Louis. Yeah.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

And then excellent coffee shop. 1836 or something. 1880, badass little coffee shop. Went in a bookstore. When it's happening, this little resurgence.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And I think in the beginning, they thought. The town folks thought that I was the evil guy from Yellowstone. Do you remember the guy that moved into Bozeman from California and he's gonna put an airport in condos every.

[G]

Sure.

[B]

I think that's what they thought I was.

[D]

Well, that guy was weird, too.

[B]

And I'm just like, dude, I. I don't. I just want to have a good time. I want to build car town Biketown usa or Texas, and have a little baby Sturgis with a lot of car in it, too. That's an hour away from the Metroplex in the Hill country. And that's it.

[G]

That's it.

[B]

That's it.

[G]

And you've done it.

[B]

And it's happened.

[G]

Yes.

[B]

It's not happened to the extent that I think it will happen, but it has definitely happened. And we had 5,000 people show up for that car show in November. I mean, next set, next Sunday. Y' all don't know this. Ted Nugent, Adam Kroll are going to be here.

[G]

No, we don't know that.

[B]

No. Because I haven't announced it yet. Because I'm trying to get them to do it live at the stage at the Rattlesnake instead of using our studio here. Got it. I think that'd be a lot smarter. Oh, hell yes. Right? So I need to. I need to. If Ted or Adam, if y' all are listening, which I doubt you are at this moment, that's what I think we should do instead of just do. It's Adam's podcast, and he's in town and he's staying out here, and he's like. I was like, why don't you get Ted Nugent on? That guy's wild. You know, he Has a lot to say about politics. And Adam's on TV a lot more now with Megyn Kelly and all that crap. So they're doing a podcast here in the studio, but I need to try to get them to move it to the stage at the Rattlesnake. And then he said, well, we'd have to ticket it. And this. Let's not ticket it, let's just do it. Just open it. Yeah, yeah. And like, well, you know, that's more stuff. And anyway, the good news is I just tried to shame him into it.

[C]

I can hear him say it too, man.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

How does he say it?

[C]

Oh, you know, John, you know I love you, man, but I don't. I'm not sure if we want to go down there. I'm trying. I'm to trying. Supposed to go over to El Paso and look at a guy's dots and

[G]

little Joe Walsh coming in there.

[B]

You gotta understand, both, both he and Ted, they live a life on stage. They're behind the camera at all times and every once in a while they just don't want. They want to chill. And so me trying to make a spectacle out of it takes the chill out of it. Dance, monkey, dance. Right, so. But I still think it'd be fun. Fun. I. Ted. Ted is more. Hell yeah.

[G]

Of course he's up for anything.

[B]

And Adam maybe too. I was talking to his manager. He's the one that didn't want to jack with it. We'll see. I think we. I'll work on him this week and we could. If we announce that Saturday that we're doing that live, It'll be full.

[G]

It'll be full.

[B]

Yeah. It'll be all the Republicans.

[G]

You think Nadam Corolla. Yeah. Might be a couple conservatives in the room.

[C]

Republicans eat brunch too.

[G]

They do, man, they do.

[C]

You gotta love your brother as yourself.

[B]

All right, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[G]

Wanna do Jeopardy?

[B]

Yeah, we haven't done Jeopardy.

[C]

All right. Must be time to test the intellect and pop culture IQ of our own John Clay Wolf show crew. There's John Clay right there. Got JD Ryan on my left, DJ Pre case back there in the nether of our tech center. Want to hear your categories?

[G]

Sure.

[C]

Here to go. Category one, Magic Honkies.

[B]

I like that category, so I'm gonna win that category.

[C]

So called White Saviors in film and tv. In category two, who's the boss? Name the individual in charge of these famous bands. Ready to play Jeopardy. Here we go. Category one, Question One. This actor has played the white savior in many of his films like Cry Macho, the Outlaw, Josie Wales, Gran Torino, and to some extent, John Clint Eastwood.

[B]

Who is.

[C]

Who is Clint Eastwood? That's correct. Question two. In this wildly famous 80s sitcom, two young orphans, Arnold and Willis.

[B]

Ding, ding, ding. What is. Different strokes.

[C]

That is incorrect. Are adopted by this fictional wealthy widower. You've already guessed. On New York's Park Avenue.

[G]

Damn.

[C]

What's the name of the old white dude?

[B]

Really?

[G]

I don't know his name.

[B]

Prek. You got it. Because if y' all both miss it, then I get to come back.

[C]

No, you don't.

[D]

Ding, ding, ding. Who is Daddy Warbucks?

[C]

No, that's incorrect.

[B]

Nope. I'll give you a hint.

[C]

Grant's correct answer.

[B]

Hang on. I'll give them gonna give him a hint so they can keep up with me. Either one of them. G.G. that's my hint.

[G]

Mr. Who is Mr. Drummond?

[D]

I mean, good lord. Yeah.

[B]

I mean, what a layup. Who is mentally retarded? J.D. ryan.

[C]

Easy horse. You a cheater, Hoss. Question three. The white inner city teacher played by Gabe Kaplan takes a job showing love and respect to a multi ethnic classroom of disenfranchised teenagers known as sweaths. In this 76.

[B]

Welcome. What is. Welcome back, Carter.

[C]

That is correct.

[D]

You watched a lot of TV when you're young?

[B]

A lot.

[G]

All right,

[C]

I know, Mr. Carter. In the category two, we go. Question one. This hip fella led one of the 80s biggest pop acts with a string of 20 top 10 hit singles like do you believe in love, stuck with you and I want a new drug.

[G]

Ding, ding, ding.

[C]

J.D.

[G]

who is Huey Lewis?

[C]

That's correct.

[D]

Nice.

[B]

Who is in the suck? I mean, I'm surprised that that made it. Why? They just. Looking back at that, they were huge. I know they were huge, but just wasn't that good. Looking back, I'm critical. Okay.

[C]

And Bob Dylan sucks.

[B]

Go ahead.

[C]

Screw you, dude. Question 2. During the World War II era, this big band leaders orchestra became one of the most popular and commercially successful swing bands of all time. With songs like Ding Ding, Chattanooga, Ding Ding.

[B]

Who's Count Basie?

[C]

That's incorrect. Okay, Pennsylvania 6, 500. And this song called in the Mood.

[G]

Who is Ding ding Ding? Who's Tommy Dorsey?

[C]

Incorrect.

[B]

Damn it.

[C]

Very close.

[D]

Ding ding ding. Who is Stevie Wonder?

[C]

That is incorrect. But he did sing a song about Duke Ellington.

[B]

Who was it?

[C]

Who is Glenn Mellor? I thought just on the off chance somebody might have grandparents at home. Question 3. The world may have Never found the funk because we want the funk of Parliament Parliament Funkadelic without the guidance.

[D]

Oh, pre K on. Who is George Clinton?

[C]

That's correct.

[D]

Oh, pre K's on the board.

[B]

It's two.

[D]

Two to one.

[B]

I was waiting because I. That last one I screwed up because the question changed. Changed, Right.

[C]

That's called a curveball. I'm sorry about that, man.

[D]

Is it double jeopardy?

[C]

In the bonus round we go in category one. One of the most influential examples of the white savior trope in American film is this character, a small town defense attorney played by Gregory Peck in the classic to kill a mockingbird.

[B]

What? What's the question?

[C]

What was that lawyer's name?

[B]

Ding, ding, ding. Atticus.

[C]

I'll take it correct. Who is Atticus Finch?

[B]

Damn.

[C]

You know his family had birds in their name,

[D]

by the way. We've got 50 seconds, guys.

[C]

Question 2. Name this movie by a synopsis. Retired white U. S. Marine Luann Johnson, played by Michelle Pfeiffer, takes up a teaching position in Belmont, California where she shares respect, confidence and a love of poetry with her students, most of whom are African American and Latino teenagers from East Palo Alto.

[B]

Ding, ding, ding. Hurt black people.

[C]

Incorrect.

[D]

Ding, ding, ding. What is Dangerous minds?

[C]

That's correct.

[D]

Oh, you're one behind. You only have 24 seconds. I don't know if we have time though.

[C]

Prince was always his own boss, this de facto band leader were these two female musicians who played keyboards and guitar respectively, and were known by their first names only.

[B]

Hurry now. This is. This is the wrong black guy. Who are the Mary Jane girls?

[C]

Two members of the revolution.

[B]

Sheila E. Was the. Was the drummer though.

[C]

Is the water warm enough yet?

[B]

Who is it?

[C]

Correct answer is who are Wendy and Lisa?

[B]

Yep, you're exactly right. We'll be back on the west coast in just a minute. Everybody else, have a good day. It's time for hour number six. My name is John Claywolf by carcel radio for America's best best car buyer. Give me the vin dot com. Remember Gordon Boswell flowers. And remember incogni. If you want to get rid of your spam calls, go to jcwshow.com and hang tight on our YouTube channel because our video buy of the Utah thing is coming up right now at jcw.show.com is how you click through the YouTube channel. Thank you. I just ran away from home. Now I'm going to Disneyland.

[C]

The John Clay wolf show has been a presentation of givemetheven.com from the Westwood One radio network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf show.

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I just robbed a grocery store. I'm going to Disneyland.

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