#544 John Clay Wolfe Show 02.28.26

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #544 Summary

Date: February 28, 2026
Podcast: The John Clay Wolfe Show
Host: John Clay Wolfe (JCW)
Panel: J.D. Ryan, Michael Turley, Bob Brown, DJ Pre K
Theme: This week’s show was a classic Clay Wolfe ride with breaking news, unscripted car talk, wild stories, music debates, offbeat news, listener calls, and lots of irreverent banter.

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Episode Overview

Episode #544 finds the team responding to overnight geopolitical news and spiraling into trademark JCW territory: comedic analogies about Iran, stories about wild car deals, oddball news headlines, classic rock arguments, deep dives into social/cultural topics (often with zero filter), and live bidding on listener cars. Throughout, the crew keeps it raw, joking, and very “radio after dark,” occasionally pushing the FCC boundaries.

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Key Segments & Highlights

1. Breaking News: U.S. & Israel Bomb Iran (01:04–11:48)

• The show opens with JCW reacting to overnight news that the U.S. and Israel bombed Iran.
• The team riffs on "40 years of news about gunfights in the sand" and compares Iran to a villain in a Godfather movie.
• JCW’s take (02:27): “It’s time to finally put a pin in it for our own safety.”
• Turley quips about googling “Bomb Iran” and getting the song lyrics, leading to Cat Stevens (Yusuf Islam) tangents.
• Memorable moment (06:50): JCW recounts his work experience with a temperamental Iranian employee, weaving it into the bombing story with wild asides about workplace hostility, equality, and inadvertently racially inappropriate workplace antics.
• The whole opening sets the irreverent, anything-goes tone for the rest of the show.

2. Iran, Cat Stevens, and Cultural Mix-ups (09:01–11:48)

• Panel gets into Cat Stevens, his conversion to Islam, and confusion over Middle Eastern identities.
• JCW, jokingly (10:15): “When I was young, I just thought it was all one because I’m a stupid Texan, right? Redneck.”
• Ends with a musical segue: “We’re gonna go into the Vietnam folk music mode and like you said, heal everybody with acoustics.”

3. Lightning Round: Car Calls & Car Talk (12:33–16:30; 27:43–31:58; 52:24–91:22; 125:40–128:52)

• Regular segments where listeners call in from across the globe (Germany, Nebraska, California, etc.) to get car bids from JCW.
• Riffing about cars often devolves into absurd analogies (one car’s problem is compared to a guy with a crooked penis and a woman with a lazy eye—14:45).
• Listener stories provoke banter and dealership dirt (e.g., why trading in low-value cars is often smoke-and-mirrors).
• Bidding includes honest, sometimes brutal, appraisals (“You ain’t ever gonna get nowhere near 40” – 53:11).

4. Oddball News & Listener Stories (18:54–26:18)

• News of a man trapped in quicksand (19:06): “The only thing that was popping out of that sand was his boner.”
• TSA lets man board with rotisserie chicken in a backpack (22:04): riffed as “emotional support chicken.”
• Regulars play with chicken/food analogies, segues into JCW’s family coming out stories, tangents about gender identity, and playful ignorance around LGBTQ+ terminology (24:16+).

5. “Cars, Coffee, and Quesadillas” & Local Scene (27:43–31:58)

• JCW recounts local car meet-up attended by listeners and colleagues, turning into a mix of gear talk, Lambo vs. Trans Am nostalgia, and small-town Texan community-building.
• JCW: “I want to go faster” – recapping the joy of pushing a turbo Lambo and the camaraderie among car fanatics.

6. Classic Rock Head-to-Head: KISS, Phil Collins, Guns N’ Roses, and Def Leppard (16:30–18:04; 129:40–139:18)

• JCW’s takes on 80s/90s music and musicians who “dress like assistant principals.”
• Extended breakdown debating KISS’s influence, glam rock, and whether Guns N’ Roses, Def Leppard, or AC/DC riffed more from KISS.
• Bobbo and JD debate glam/excess vs. honest rock.
• JCW (134:46): “I think Guns N’ Roses was a knockoff of KISS without the makeup.”

7. FCC-Edge Humor & Riffing (various)

• Lines are crossed repeatedly with jokes about sex, drugs, “pieces of a train,” and a running gag about Tommy Lee’s anatomy (49:39+).
• Frequent asides about supporting non-conformity and “let your freak flag fly.”

8. Pop Culture: The Sydney Sweeney Debate (66:05–73:36)

• Responding to listener hate mail protesting “chauvinistic” talk about Sweeney’s physique, JCW and JD do an in-depth (sometimes crass, sometimes playful) critique of the actress’s body.
• JCW: “She’s got a little case of the noacetol. Her butt doesn’t match her top.”
• Listeners are reminded that beauty (and “back”) is subjective, with cross-cultural comparisons.

9. Family—Real & Dysfunctional (80:39–88:51)

• JCW discloses legendary tales of sibling rivalry, including his brother’s extreme bullying and neighbor stories ("shot his dad’s pecker").
• Panel debates birth order psychology, therapy, and Texan upbringings.
• “Cars are my strippers,” says JCW about expensive hobbies and inheritance.

10. Music, AI, and Future of Creativity (114:40–124:57)

• Panel explores AI-generated theme songs for the show using different musical styles (“It’s disgusting how perfect it is” – 118:16).
• Lively listener poll on favorite AI song version, with Pre K’s hip hop winning the early tally.
• JD (122:02): “I can almost hear that as the backing track of a local TV commercial.”
• Discussion veers into how AI will “ruin music”/change creativity.

11. Listener Calls & Sprawling Off-The-Cuff Segments

• Calls cover everything from car values, incest jokes, STD confessions, and just plain rambling (Walnut Springs small-town glory days story: 59:37–63:11).
• JCW tries to wrangle the chaos, but often leans into it (“Do you want to tell me more about Mary giving handies in the cemetery?” – 61:58).

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Notable Quotes

| Time | Quote | Speaker | |---------|-------|---------| | 02:27 | “It’s time to finally put a pin in it for our own safety.” | JCW | | 10:15 | “When I was young, I just thought it was all one because I’m stupid Texan, right? Redneck.” | JCW | | 13:15 | “So you want me to bid your car on the side of the Autobahn…freight on board Germany?” | JCW | | 14:45 | “So, I have this friend that has a crooked penis…and I know this girl that had a lazy eye…” | JCW | | 27:00 | “Put that chicken in a rainbow suit. Let that son of a bitch out. Let him fly.” | JCW | | 53:11 | “I want to bet you a thousand dollars that you ain’t ever gonna get nowhere near 40.” | JCW | | 66:05 | “If you’re not pissed off, hang tight. You will be in a minute.” | JCW | | 71:12 | “She’s got a little case of the noacetol…her butt doesn’t match her top.” | JCW | | 118:14 | “That’s disgusting. How perfect it is. That’s just going to ruin the music.” | JCW | | 134:46 | “I think Guns N’ Roses was a knockoff of KISS without the makeup.” | JCW |

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 01:04–11:48 — Opening: Iran news, Middle East riffs, Cat Stevens discussion
• 12:33–31:58 — Car calls (“Lightning Round”), German call-in, Coffee & Cars event recap
• 18:54–26:18 — Oddball news: quicksand, support chicken, gender identity tangent
• 52:24–91:22 — Extended car bidding, Oklahoma/Alabama truck jokes, life stories
• 66:05–73:36 — Lost Listener mail; Sydney Sweeney: Body talk & listener backlash
• 80:39–88:51 — Family therapy, brotherly bullying, neighbor “pecker” story
• 114:40–124:57 — AI theme songs; voting on show theme, future of music/creativity
• 125:40–128:52 — Listener car deals, quick-fire auction, caller appreciation
• 129:40–139:18 — KISS/GNR/Def Leppard/Van Halen influences debate
• 139:38–151:34 — Calls, business talk, barn find reflections, winding up

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Tone & Style

• Unfiltered, irreverent, blue-collar/radio barroom vibe
• Frequent swing from car geekery to pop culture and Texan stories
• Edgy, sometimes off-color jokes, especially around sex and gender
• Nostalgic but self-aware about political incorrectness
• Team camaraderie (“roasting” each other) as much a feature as the topics

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For First Time Listeners

This episode is a classic, uneven but energized Clay Wolfe broadcast—news commentary, wild storytelling, honest car business, and an open-door policy for mayhem. Expect non-stop topic pivots, raunchy jokes, a dash of sincerity, and a heavy helping of tongue-in-cheek social/cultural confusion.

Not recommended for sensitive ears; highly recommended if you miss the good old days of anything-goes FM radio.

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Transcript

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[J.D. Ryan]

We haven't worked a case in years.

[Michael Turley]

I just bought my car at Carvana

[J.D. Ryan]

and it was so easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Too easy. Think something's up? You tell me.

[J.D. Ryan]

They got thousands of options, found a

[Michael Turley]

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it got delivered the next day.

[Michael Turley]

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[J.D. Ryan]

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Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com now John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Breaking news. We bombed Iran last night. Yes. What the hell is that all about?

[Michael Turley]

We did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Like a big one. Like, really look it up.

[Michael Turley]

I've been meaning to check into the news.

[J.D. Ryan]

Combined forces of the United States and Israel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Did we go to war or did we just. Just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just put in bomb Iran on Google and hit Enter. The song will come up and your compute blow up. It's so hot. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Seriously. You know what came up? The lyrics to this song.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

News. Oh, yeah, look at that. Look at that.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a mushroom cloud.

[Michael Turley]

Israel.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like the movie Fallout.

[Michael Turley]

Together with Israel. Attack Iran.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the good news is together with Israel. I did not catch that part. Yep.

[Michael Turley]

Together with Israel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because that means that, like, we didn't do it solo and everybody won't be mad at us. I mean, not that everybody loves Israel either.

[Michael Turley]

Tehran retaliates across the Middle East.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that mean?

[Michael Turley]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were they going to retaliate in the other corner of the. Across the Middle East?

[J.D. Ryan]

They've sent drone strikes near our base in Bahrain, also Qatar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, recently, I've been hearing these other pennies, but I've been hearing about, you know, gunfights in the sand since 91.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I haven't. I don't listen that close because it just keeps going.

[Michael Turley]

But how about since 87? Fighting these people for 40 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Off and on. It's time to just knock them off, I guess. That's it.

[Michael Turley]

Finally.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Well, the last six presidents should have done okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're Godfather guy, right? Iran is like. And I know part three wasn't as popular with a lot of people, but Iran is like the Joey Zaza of this picture. He's not. Iran hasn't been asking for it. They've been begging for it for 40 years. Like JD said, hostages from our own embassy.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Come on, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Come on. Number one sponsor of world terror on the planet, okay, is the state of Iran.

[Michael Turley]

So let me ask you this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why.

[Michael Turley]

Why is it our business to go over there and settle them down?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's kind of what you just said. This has been going on forever, and it's, like, time to finally put a pin in it for our own safety.

[Michael Turley]

Okay?

[J.D. Ryan]

We knocked out their nuclear facilities last year. Totally obliterated it, they say. But, you know, I mean, this is the kind of a quest that they've had forever to have their own nuclear weapons arsenal, and we can't have that.

[Michael Turley]

They're nuts. Yeah, They're.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're crazy.

[Michael Turley]

It's like the kid down the block that has the handgun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, I'm glad that dude that worked for me, Ray, left.

[Michael Turley]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because he's, like, a Iranian activist, huh? Not like a plo, but, you know, he was a wholesaler in California, and he was pretty big deal. He got kicked out of Mannheim for sending the arbitration manager a picture of a black man's penis.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, between a bunch of arms, and said together, like, a yellow arm and a black arm and a brown arm and a white arm. And it was like, a good feeling thing. And it was like. Because he got mad at the arbitration guy, and he sent him this photo and said, it doesn't matter what color we are or, you know, equality. It'll shine through. And we're all in it together. But if you look hard, the black arm was a black man's penis.

[Michael Turley]

Sorry, that's not funny.

[Bob Brown]

So is that what we're doing? Were you worried about Iran doing that to us?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm just. I'm just. I. The backstory why he got kicked out of Manhunt, okay? I'm like. Because that guy turned it into hr and it made it all the way to Atlanta, which is the top of Cox. And the. The people that own Cox said, get this some out of here. And so when he was working with me, he couldn't go into the auction, but he was really talented guy, but he was very hostile, very easily activated.

[Bob Brown]

And you're worried about everybody in Iran doing the same thing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I have this Is my experience with an Iranian. This is so perfect.

[Michael Turley]

This is exactly how we should approach this show and this story.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is my first hand experience with an Iranian.

[Bob Brown]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

If y' all aren't interested in it, y' all change stories, we'll go on to something else.

[Michael Turley]

This is so perfect.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can I tell you?

[John Clay Wolf]

And like, he was such a pain in the ass, but his wife was so sweet and good. We hired his wife to full time to be the mouthpiece between the company and he.

[Michael Turley]

You'd have an interpreter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Somebody in between. Yes. Because she knows what a son of a. He is too. But God, could he produce that damn Iranian. It's like he had his own nuclear factory in the back. He could produce some cars.

[J.D. Ryan]

I had a landlord once that was Iranian.

[Bob Brown]

Please share your experiences.

[John Clay Wolf]

Share your Iranian experiences. I bet it's not the same as mine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ahad Raza Visda.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he'd get on this stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

But he came in 78 with his family. They escaped. Like a lot of Iranian people back then when the Ayatollah was coming in, the Shah was going out. And a lot of Iranian people here in America know what the deal is, right? They've had protests for the past just over a year. And the government there, the Ayatollah killed more than 10,000 protesters. So, like, it's ripe for something to change over there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Iranian radicalism is what broke my collarbone. Do you remember when I had to have it plated? Yes.

[Michael Turley]

How did that have to do with it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Ray.

[Michael Turley]

Ray broke your collarbone?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Oh, on my mind.

[Bob Brown]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was. He created such a riff with Cunningham because he. He was a heavy wholesaler, too, right? And they got to whopping. They. They were like, one of us has got to go or we're gonna leave. So, like, it was like, you got to pick him or I got to pick JD or Bobbo.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

They cannot both work together in the same room.

[Michael Turley]

I've. I've known people like that, okay? So, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was like, God, you. You crazy son of a. Both of you. And so I hung up the phone and I went riding to cool off, and I broke my collarbone.

[Michael Turley]

There's a tie in.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I went up in the hospital.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know if that's, like, considered a terrorist act.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yes.

[Michael Turley]

In John's mind.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yourself.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah, in John's mind.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go blow up yourself. Peace tray. Piece of a.

[Caller]

Wait.

[John Clay Wolf]

Piece of a train come flying off the subway. Wait, wait.

[Michael Turley]

Don't do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Piece of a train. How's that Piece of train. Piece of a train. Someone blew up the subway. Death to the usa.

[Michael Turley]

And let's just remember, most Iranians that are here agree with what's happening, that they came here to escape, that John's just sharing his. John's just sharing his thing. Somehow his collarbone is attached to Iran.

[John Clay Wolf]

Attached to a photo. I'm just waiting. A very large unit.

[Bob Brown]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

I'm just waiting for you to work boobs into it, because I know it's coming.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, there's no way. Do you remember Cat Stevens on sctv when they were making fun of him? They did Piece of a Train, right?

[Michael Turley]

Piece of a train.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's just. I can't. It's right on the tip of my brain. I know exactly what you're talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Piece of a train come flying by me. Someone blew up the subway. Death to the usa. It's when Cat Stevens pivoted to Yusuf. What's his last name?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yusuf Islam Islam.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they couldn't have been good for. So they like. They're like. They're going to change his songs, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

It couldn't have been good for marketing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cat Stevens. Do you have any Cat Stevens, man? I like to. Wild world. Peace. Peace. Peace Train. That's the best song ever.

[Michael Turley]

Peace Train.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened to Cat Stevens? Is he Iranian?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I don't think so.

[Michael Turley]

No, he's not.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's Californian.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the difference, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

The great melting pot. That's America, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Turn it up, Charlie. We're gonna. We're gonna go into the Vietnam folk music mode and like you said, heal everybody with acoustics. Yes.

[Michael Turley]

He was born. Doesn't matter. In London in 1948, a British songwriter.

[Bob Brown]

Oh, so he's not American?

[Michael Turley]

He's not even American or Iranian.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, why is his name Yusuf Islam?

[Michael Turley]

Yusuf Islam. He changed his name.

[Bob Brown]

He went to Islam. Yeah, Like Kareem Abdul Jabbar.

[Michael Turley]

Because he converted to Islam in 1977 and legally changed his name to Yusuf Islam in 1978, adopting the Arabic. Arabic form of Joseph.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Arabs are not Iranians. No, they're not. They're different. Yep. And Palestinians are not Jews. That's for Dan.

[Michael Turley]

He's just a nut.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, when I was young, I just thought it was all one because I'm stupid. Texan. Right. Redneck.

[Caller]

Yeah. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I still have some of that primitive thinking, too. In fact, I still refuse to eat a gyro. I don't care.

[Michael Turley]

Do you guys know Cat Stevens? Got denied entry and deported from the US in 2004 because he was on the government no fly list. Did you know this?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Piece of a plane flying by me. Oh,

[Bob Brown]

wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is not. These are not the political opinions of any radio station that carries us or can blame us or any networks or Westwood one or anybody like that.

[Bob Brown]

I don't even know if they're political opinions.

[Michael Turley]

They're not, they're not all coming.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can go to jcwshow.com and click your hate mail there because I'm sure there's some coming. Also, the live stream on the video, we moved it. [e-mail] there's one button for the live YouTube stream you can click through and there's another button for the videos that like. We have a video going up at noon. Our regular YouTube channel. We took it off. We, we started. It's our own livestream channel for the show here. My name is John Clay Wolfe by cars on the radio and try to dissect international politics for a very, very intellectual standpoint. Such a good job today. Be back in just a minute. There is a peace train oh peace train take this country Come take me home again oh peace train sounding louder

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[John Clay Wolf]

I was so caught up in the Iranian war I forgot to promote the lightning rounds coming up next, which is now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Whoops.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Scott in Germany via Nebraska. You in Germany, Scotty?

[Caller]

Actually I am. I just pulled over to rest stop. Yeah, I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you? In Germany? Got me? Yeah, I got you loud and clear. Where are you in Germany? Why are you over there? What time is it? So it's plus 7 plus 7 or plus 8 over there? I'm in Central plus 7 hours plus 7. Yeah.

[Caller]

It's 3:30 almost.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you in your Ford Ranger over there? Pulled over on The Autobahn?

[Caller]

I am, I just pulled over to a rest stop. I appreciate you taking my call.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you really in a Ranger in Germany? I am. Okay. How did you get the car over there?

[Caller]

Okay, they sell them, they ship our stuff over here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it, I mean is it the. I guess what I'm asking is it the US version or is it the European version

[Caller]

now? It's the US version.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So you want to bring it back?

[Caller]

Well, yeah, I'm going back to going to Nebraska next duty station. So I want to get rid of it and get a full size F150 when I get back.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're asking me to bid your car on the side of the autobahn freight on board Germany and it's going to land here in three months?

[Caller]

Yeah. Within three months? Yeah. It'll be on a ship. I can't give you a direct date, but yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it loses power every time it says in the notes. It loses power every time. He wants to make a right turn at slow speeds.

[Caller]

Yeah. When I pull out in the morning, it's the weirdest thing. I have to make a right. I go out my drive and I make a right turn to go out to the street, the main street. And for some odd reason it just kind of catches. You can feel like the slipping, something slipping. And then I have to not stomp on the gas but hit the gas to get it to go again.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm going to bid your car when it gets back from Germany. But I'm going to give you a little advice about your right hand failure problem. And this is an ex. I'm not going to give you direct instructions on the repair, but I'm going to tell you, going to give you a story and you can figure it out. So I have this friend that has a crooked penis like a really hard like a 45 at like the second half to the left. And I know this girl that had a lazy eye on the right and they became a thing and now she does not have a lazy eye after years together. So now do you know how to fix your Ford Ranger?

[Caller]

I sure as hell don't. I guess I gotta find me a crooked eyed woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[John Clay Wolf]

can you believe we were all listening to this crap? Jamming our ass off? The leader of the free world in music for about, I don't know, 24 months was a guy that sings behind the drum and just dresses like an assistant principal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Phil Collins.

[Michael Turley]

What's wrong with him?

[John Clay Wolf]

He dressed like an assistant principal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tony Banks, Mike Rutherford, Genesis.

[Michael Turley]

But we don't like him.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love him. Okay, I'm just thinking about. This was rock and roll in that moment of time. True. And this is an excellent song. And dude dressed like an assistant principal at a public school.

[Michael Turley]

That's true. So true. Never thought of it that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sansa belt, button up, shirt white. I mean, and he was just. He was the leader. He was Gene Simmons.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was Phil Collins.

[J.D. Ryan]

He was everywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

This was 80, what, 7?

[J.D. Ryan]

I think this may have been a bit earlier.

[Bob Brown]

Earlier. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's hard to. It's hard to separate Genesis music.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. So Phil Collins had his moment. 87, 88, 89. Genesis was a few years before Miami Vice was the air tonight. And that was probably 84, 85.

[Michael Turley]

This was on the Duke album released in 1980.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow. Okay. That was great. That was when he was getting his costume down.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm not gonna go with the baby blue shirt. I'm gonna go with a white one. I'm gonna. That belt. No, I'm gonna just wear a tan leather belt. Yeah, the shoes. I don't even know what kind of shoes he had on. Probably loafers, right? Probably.

[Michael Turley]

Is he still alive?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a weird little guy, man.

[Michael Turley]

It was really sick.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a weird little guy. He got into the Civil War, collectibles,

[J.D. Ryan]

and especially the Alamo, Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

And then when he divorced, he was wrestling with his wife over the collection. Yeah, she busted his ass. Pretty cute, like. And he shot her with a musket. Wow. No, he didn't shoot her.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a joke, folks. Nobody got shot. Nobody got shot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Joe, where are you going with that gun in your hand? Hey, Phil, where are you going with that gun in your hand with that Davy Crockett hat? I'm going down to the river to Shoot, my old lady. I saw her messing with my Civil War Alamo collection.

[Michael Turley]

Must be some kind of misunderstanding.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What have you got? The news, boss.

[Bob Brown]

What's Florida news?

[Michael Turley]

You want to do it this early?

[J.D. Ryan]

And now from North America's own Good morning Florida. It's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D. ryan.

[Michael Turley]

You guys remember quicksand? Used to be in Batman and all kinds of TV shows. Quicksand. But nobody ever really dealt with it in real life. Until now. A missing Florida man found alive after spending several days stuck up to his neck in what they're calling a mud bog. But it was actually sand. A county sheriff's Office says the 36 year old Andrew Gidden of Jacksonville was rescued from a sand plant located near Melrose. Here's the local news cut number seven.

[Podbean Announcer]

Six days. That is how long. Authorities say a man was trapped underneath that sand. And they say it was very difficult to find him because the only thing that was popping out of that sand was his boner.

[John Clay Wolf]

With the materials that he was covered with and caked with, it made it almost impossible for our FLIR devices to be able to see him. Where in this area he was at. He was covered nearly up to his neck. And this material,

[Bob Brown]

we need to get

[John Clay Wolf]

around his body better. So it was almost impossible for us to see him with our technology.

[Podbean Announcer]

Authorities say that it was the mud and the sand that ended up keeping him warm through all those cold days and nights. And now the man is in the

[John Clay Wolf]

hospital and is like the love of a fat girl.

[J.D. Ryan]

Love.

[Michael Turley]

Last time I saw anybody in a sand pit was Blazing Saddles. Yeah, I remember correctly.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was very racist. Don't be racist.

[Bob Brown]

How is that racist?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I'm. I'm. So our YouTube stream moved to a new independent channel and you can find it by jcwshow.com and click through. It's very clearly labeled live and videos. Go to the live. But now I'm here and I'm trying to get into the chat room and I can't figure out how to do that. Isn't that weird?

[Michael Turley]

It's not popping up here either.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

So why?

[Michael Turley]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd you do?

[Michael Turley]

I didn't do anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Supposed to be easier than this.

[Michael Turley]

It's a sandbog.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did the guy. I wouldn't even listen to the story. Did the guy live?

[Michael Turley]

He didn't live. After six days in the sand, no food or water.

[John Clay Wolf]

He losing weight? It's a good way to lose some weight.

[Bob Brown]

God, he Got probably soft skin, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was he doing?

[Michael Turley]

He was. Who knows?

[J.D. Ryan]

He had run off. They say he had some mental health problems.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

And he was gone for six days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, of course he was under the dirt.

[J.D. Ryan]

So they're looking for the guy. And somebody at this sand plant spiral said, I think there's a. I see a guy's head out there in the sand bog.

[Michael Turley]

Six days. Six days?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

After about, I'm gonna say, 12 hours, I'd be like, I mean, I'm dead.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's over.

[John Clay Wolf]

You give up.

[Michael Turley]

Also a Spirit Airlines passenger. This is fun. You've seen little dog packs that people carry where their dog or cat sits in the back, but the dog has a little window. Well, Spirit Airlines passenger showed up to TSA in Fort Lauderdale with a clear, clear bubble pet carrier backpack. Why wouldn't you? The kind for your dog or your cat. In this case, though, he didn't have a dog or a cat. He had a rotisserie chicken in it. Oh, it was his emotional support. Rotisserie chicken.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he from Seattle?

[Michael Turley]

No, he was not. He carried it through. So he got it through security. He got it through tsa. They screened it, and they said, actually, legally, you can carry food on board. Yeah, a little weird because you're carrying it in a backpack with a window.

[John Clay Wolf]

My second cousin just came out as a transvestite.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lives in Seattle is why I thought about it.

[Michael Turley]

Left turn. The TSA does allow food. Doesn't. And he got through the whole security thing, then got on board and ate the damn thing. Here's cut number eight, Mike.

[Podbean Announcer]

If it's a solid item like a pie casserole or even a cooked or uncooked turkey, then it can go in your carry on. However, the TSA says if you can spill it, spread it, spray it, pump it, or pour it and it's larger

[John Clay Wolf]

than 3.4 ounces, then it should go

[Podbean Announcer]

in a checked bag.

[Michael Turley]

There you go. What's funny is actually because of this story, we have our own chicken. Kind of an emotional support chicken with us here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cluck Norris. Cluck Norris. Hey, boss.

[Michael Turley]

Good morning. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

ryan.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's funny.

[Michael Turley]

How's it funny?

[J.D. Ryan]

You call me emotion support chick. You know, I'm a fighter.

[Michael Turley]

You're a fighter? Yeah. But you make us feel all warm and.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I'm emotionally supportive when I fight. You talking about eating chickens on a plane?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Dinner.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, J.D.

[Caller]

uh.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I'm in trouble if you're gonna

[J.D. Ryan]

talk about eating chickens. Yeah, Maybe you shouldn't do it on live FCC era. And I don't believe the chickens would enjoy that when they. On a plane. And I've been eating chicken all my grown up days.

[Michael Turley]

That's a little weird. Yeah, they.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you know, I put this out there just like old Phil Donahue would ask me.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Chickens like it too. Chickens, like, maybe not on a plane. Most chickens get very nervous on a plane. I'm not nervous on a plane. Neither have I ever eaten the chicken on a plane. Yeah, but I. I do it, you know, I do it for my hand.

[Michael Turley]

You show it's a little cannibalistic, wouldn't you say?

[J.D. Ryan]

Cannibalistic?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. You're a chicken and you're eating a chicken.

[J.D. Ryan]

We may be talking about a different kind of eating.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I got you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Next story, next story, next story. Next story. Back to my second cousin that came out as a transvestite.

[Michael Turley]

That's safer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Much safer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did he have to come out? I mean, transvestite's just a guy that wears women's clothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, no. He is in the middle of transitioning transgender, like, okay.

[Michael Turley]

The whole thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know the difference, but that's the difference. I think he's. I think he's going all the way with it, like, to the end zone. Wow. But now he and his husband want to have a child, so he's having to throttle back. He's having to reach up, pull those throttles back and quit with the treatments. So that. Hang on just a second. I'm getting confused.

[Bob Brown]

I'm confused.

[Michael Turley]

I'm on the same train with you to compute.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, there's got to be. He and his wife.

[Bob Brown]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you know this?

[John Clay Wolf]

But his wife, if they want to

[Bob Brown]

have a kid, she can have.

[John Clay Wolf]

One of them's got to be a female.

[Bob Brown]

That would be his wife if she's female. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if. Okay, so he there and then now he. He was going to go all the way to female. He's throttling back so that he could keep his male stuff going so he can knock her up. Now I'm not confused. Thank y' all for working that out.

[Bob Brown]

Cross dresser, then.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. I mean, you're not just a cross dresser if you're going all the way.

[Michael Turley]

He's going all the way. He just had to stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

He had to stop going all the

[Michael Turley]

way while he still had his business so he could take care of the baby.

[Bob Brown]

So he's a. Currently a cross dresser?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I think so. Turley wanted to be right.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'LL bet he's a big fan of that heated rivalry show.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Heated rivalry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Never heard of it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gay hockey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, is that real?

[Bob Brown]

Oh, that's a HBO show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Haven't seen it myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if it's my first cousin's son, is that my second cousin or the once removed thing or something?

[J.D. Ryan]

I think, man. I think so. I think you're right.

[Michael Turley]

I think you're safe. You know, that's what he was thinking.

[Bob Brown]

It is? Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Is that far enough away that it's not going to affect me or my bloodline? That's all I want to know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Wow. Oh. I mean, I really wasn't thinking about that.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm pretty far from that at this point in my life. I can guarantee. To each his own, man. Take your freak flag and let it fly, baby.

[Bob Brown]

That was the whole point of that guy that's carrying the chicken.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let him.

[Bob Brown]

How do we get his free chicken?

[John Clay Wolf]

Man? Put that chicken in a rainbow suit. Let that some bitch out. Let him fly. Y' all do your thing. We'll be right back.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've been making a man with blonde hair and a tan.

[Michael Turley]

And he's good for relieving my tension.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm worth more.

[Michael Turley]

I'm worth more. You bet I'm worth more.

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[J.D. Ryan]

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[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show, presented by givemethe vin.com now John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

So last week we did cars, coffee and quesadillas. Had a nice turnout. This fella Joe is on the phone. He there? Joe, are you there?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. Speaking of letting your freak flag fly, that was just an incredible event of awesome cars. I mean, I think there was like 50 plus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it was a good, good turnout. We're gonna have to. We're gonna have to open up the. The wall. Yeah. Fixing to change the name from the rattlesnake to the Walnut Springs roadhouse. We're gonna have to start opening it up on Sundays when we do that because every seat in the cantina was full. If you notice that there was a line out the door. So.

[Caller]

Yes, that allowed me the opportunity to sit there with Hot Rod Kyle and convince him to let me ride in the Huracan with him on the drive. Because the cantina was packed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller]

Which is great. And it's the best food too, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

But this thing, I think is going to keep growing. So we can. Right across the street, we can open up the roadhouse and have both venues open early Sunday morning for this. Yeah, I think this thing's gonna do nothing but grow. That was pretty.

[Caller]

About the title.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you like this?

[Caller]

I was gonna ask about the title of Hot Rod Kyle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I just named him Hot Rod Kyle. Just. Just because he buys hot rods.

[Caller]

Because I mean, in that. I mean, in the drive, that was not Hot Rod Cat.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Did you notice he was being a. He was being kitty Cat Kyle. I was on his ass in that. Smirking the band. I. I was on that. I was on his ass in that Smoking the bandit Trans Am pushing him. And then I passed him.

[Caller]

Yeah, you passed us. Yeah, you. You blew right past us.

[John Clay Wolf]

A Lambo, right, Kyle?

[Caller]

I think that Lambo is scary.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a. It's a sheepy twin turbocharged, ridiculous like 900 horsepower Lamborghini Hurricane. Now, did you notice the. When we got across the highway, that. That tour road, I mean, it's like a racetrack.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's really good. Like, if that Lamborghini is the way to do it too. I mean, I. The. The. I've done it in that car, you know, like 10 times the speed that Hot Rod Kyle was going. And it just drives like rails. It's ridiculous. It feels like you're on a roller coaster. So fun.

[Caller]

Well, like. Like, Colin, I said, when your name's not on it, you drive it a little different.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? That's a good point. That's a good point. Well, thank you, Joe. Thanks for coming out. We will have the next one, you know, and then Rollins is having his thing the last Sunday of every month at Gas Monkey Ice House. I'm like, why are you doing this? What are we doing?

[Caller]

So wolf packed all the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, but I mean, I was telling Richard I can't promote yours if I've got mine to promote the last Sunday cars and coffee last Sunday of every month.

[Bob Brown]

So is he doing on Sundays or Saturday?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sundays, huh?

[Caller]

Yeah, I mean, we had a good collection of people out there of different sorts, too, that didn't listen to the radio. You know, you had wolf packers. You had all sorts. You know, it Was a good collection.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's good stuff. I like doing that because really what I do is I get up about once a month, no, twice a month on a Sunday morning and go do that by myself. What we did. And I'm like, hell, I'm doing this. We might as well just make. Make a deal of it. The only problem I have with it is I want to go faster.

[Caller]

So I. Hey, when those wastegates open on that Lambo, I was good. We didn't need to go any faster.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear. Did you do the second leg also of the Crazy eight? No. So there's a Crazy eight. Like you do the first hoop and then the second hoop. And the second hoop is. Is Cannonball Run. And. And I forgot to tell everybody that. So I got there way before everybody else did. One guy hung with me. But that. That 79 trans am with an ls in it. Yeah. Will move. It'll run. Well, thank you for coming out, Joe, and I'll see you again next time.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Later. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. The live stream on YouTube is on. Go to jcwshow.com and you can click through to get it. Unfortunately, I think the chat room got shut down by YouTube because of sensitive content. Maybe. Ah. Like the chatters were talking trash. Trash. And YouTube knocked it off already. Not the chin, not this, not the feed, but the chat.

[Michael Turley]

The chat part. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's interesting. You know, we may just have to host this ourselves.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And just get some software and just have our own live stream that's off YouTube with our own chat that we don't have to worry about all the crap.

[Michael Turley]

The YouTube things are so weird. You can't say the S word when someone unalives themselves. You get to say it that way. You can't say that word. You can't say. No, no. You can't say the K word when someone is unalived.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a K word?

[Michael Turley]

Kill.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really?

[Michael Turley]

I just said it would come knocked off. The things that YouTube bleeps is amazing. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then we're going to have to move this because the reason we moved it to the other new live stream is that we didn't threaten our main channel that's built up so well with the videos. And last week when we got knocked off the live stream and got a warning because of the.

[Michael Turley]

That threatens everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

The guy that was talking about shooting a pig or I was talking. That guy was me. But there's a caller that called in was more detailed and YouTube knocked it off, knocked the whole thing down. And I'm like, we can't. All this investment we've got in this YouTube channel, we can't threaten it with stupid comments from me because I'm very liable to make a stupid comment at any moment if it's unedited. Yeah.

[Bob Brown]

There's no dump button on the YouTube side.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, they get everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. All right. So I think that we're going to wind up having to make. I'll be like my second cousin. I'm going to have to transition again. You know, you started down that path and then you doubled back and came back. And I. Now I know how he feels.

[Michael Turley]

There you go. I don't think it's the same at all, but. All right, we'll go with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you got?

[Michael Turley]

The Rock and Roll hall of Fame. Speaking of rock and roll and the big driving thing y' all do on Sundays, Rock and Roll hall of Fame announced its nominees for the true 2026 class. You guys hear any of this? Here's some of the sound bites from folks that most likely will make it in. See if you know who these people are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Number one.

[J.D. Ryan]

There he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Phil Collins. Wow.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Bob Brown]

Solo career.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

In excess, huh?

[Michael Turley]

I can't believe they're not in it yet. Iron Man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Oasis will get in. Or is this already happened?

[Michael Turley]

Oasis, potential.

[J.D. Ryan]

Were they nominated last year? Maybe Iron Maiden won for musical influence. Maybe last year or the year before, just for their style. Because that's three guitar, you know, heavy metal thing. They kind of made that new. So they're going in as an artist, as an inductee. If they get in, they'll induct.

[Michael Turley]

They'll announce the inductees in April. And don't forget the long list. There's a long list of people that might make it. Let's see if you know these folks. Cut 1.2.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You got.

[Michael Turley]

Mariah Carey will be in there. We have Melissa Etheridge. Maybe Laura Hill.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Joy Division, slash, New Order. New Edition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, New Edition.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bob Brown]

That's the first time for them.

[Michael Turley]

Maybe Pink. These are not nominated yet. They may be. They're on the list of maybes.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they're.

[Bob Brown]

They're nominees, Shakira.

[Michael Turley]

They are.

[Bob Brown]

They're nominees. I don't mean they're in.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Luther Vandross. And of course, the Wu Tang Clan

[John Clay Wolf]

that you're hearing here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Whoa. Pre K. Sade. Sad Day. Nominated for the Rock and Roll hall of Fame.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, man. Wu Tang and Sade. It's about time. They got they mind Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Damn, son.

[Bob Brown]

I think Wu gets in. I don't know about Sade.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're pretty influential. The Wu Tang Clan. I had to dig to find that this exists nowhere in my regular culture.

[Bob Brown]

Cream doesn't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you know Cream.

[Bob Brown]

I think Phil. Now Phil's in. In Genesis is in.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right, Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Bob Brown]

So would he be the first one to be in twice?

[John Clay Wolf]

I guess.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no. Clapton's in for Cream and I think for Spencer Davis Group with Steve Warner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. But not Steve Warner.

[J.D. Ryan]

Steve Wynwood. And as a solo artist, he's a solo. Okay, so Paul is in for Beatles and I think Wings.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not solo, though.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ringo's in for Ringo and Beatles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And John is in for John and Beatles. So I don't know who the big winner is there. I think maybe Clapton. He's in for three.

[Bob Brown]

I think In Excess is a little underrated there too, though.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you heard their new stuff?

[Bob Brown]

I have not, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's great.

[Bob Brown]

Who's singing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, that's right. There is no new stuff. Oops.

[J.D. Ryan]

We could go really. We go really low.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he auto officiate? Auto affix.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's what they say.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Name five guys that have auto asphyxiated to their death.

[J.D. Ryan]

David Kearney, Kill Bill.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael Stipes. What's that guy's name? What was the lead singer of In Excess?

[J.D. Ryan]

Michael Hutchins.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hutchins, yeah. There's more. Oh, Robin Williams, maybe.

[Michael Turley]

No, no, no. He hung himself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's.

[Bob Brown]

Yeah, but he wasn't doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if you got your britches around your ankles at that moment? No.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, let's not say that, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Robin Williams is one of my all time faves. Of course there's got to be. There's more auto fixiators.

[Michael Turley]

I'm trying to look for list. It's not popping up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I want to say not a lot of famous people want to go out that way.

[Bob Brown]

Not distinguished.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I don't think they're trying to go out when they do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right, right. That's what makes it so real.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, now there's a comp. The. The dude from Soundgarden, maybe. Right.

[Bob Brown]

Remember hearing that either? No, I think you're throwing people in this.

[John Clay Wolf]

The dude from Blazing Saddles.

[J.D. Ryan]

Out of which one had a.

[John Clay Wolf]

The one in the movie.

[Michael Turley]

A female cop friend who said, so awkward. When you walk in on that crime scene because clearly you know what was going on. It's just so bad because you're hung.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got the UCLA, they got the pack. PAC 10, issue of Playboy. From 1987.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, exactly. And it's just like. So she. It's so awkward. Time to take a break.

[J.D. Ryan]

You just gave me a great memory, man. Girls of the PAC 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, every June.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can still see what it was all about, man. Be right back. Hey, everybody, you're gonna have to. We're Gonna reset our YouTube feed and see if that fixes the chat room on the new channel. So you're gonna have to re log in. Oh, God, what a pain in the ass. You're gonna lose them all again.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ain't no football, now it's gone

[John Clay Wolf]

Won't

[J.D. Ryan]

be back till Labor Day Ain't no football, now it's gone and the TV ain't been on nothing worth watching anyway now my wife has my remote Heated rivalry and the view Ain't no foot ball, now it's gone can't they put one more game on? Not for stand ins just because I love the Rams, the Colts, the Bears, the Bucks, the Chiefs, the Bronx, the jets, the Browns, the Saints, the Bills, the Niners, Eagles, Bengals, Steelers, Chargers, Cardinals, Packers, Patriots, Dolphins, Cowboys, Lions, Vikings, Ravens, Seahawks man all lay on the couch and moan Ain't no football, now it's gone Ain't no football now it's gone Just basketball every day draft day is 50 days away. And live from the United States, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ Pre K, Rush Limbo, Keith Richards, Randy the Chipmunk and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning everybody. February 28th, is that correct?

[Michael Turley]

That is correct, sir. Last day of the month.

[John Clay Wolf]

Aaron Houston.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

The chat is working now on the YouTube stream Rob had to reset. Was not. I see your note here. You said it was. You have to set it to inappropriate for kids. And it is. It's set. No, not for kids.

[Caller]

Well, good, good.

[John Clay Wolf]

You.

[Caller]

You can't be talking about Auto Eroticus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Boom. Thanks. You're right. Here's the answer to this. We just need to host our own. If anybody's listener knows how to do this, go to jcwshow.com and click email. John. And we need to set up our own streaming platform with our own chat system that we host ourselves. And then we don't have to dance around the copyrights anymore and we don't have to worry about what we say.

[Michael Turley]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean we were making this switch and all the pain of redirecting this traffic. We should have just done it that way anyway and I didn't even think about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought you were. When I saw your original email a couple weeks ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

I went and asked Rob Monday. I said are we like totally switching platforms? He goes, no, no, It's a different YouTube channel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well we should have. So now we know. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. It's a beautiful day. I don't know about the rest of the country.

[Michael Turley]

We do have a comment here from a listener. How does this channel not have at least 4 million subscribers? This is some of the best content on YouTube. I love it. I love it, I love it. It should blow up before 2026 is up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. I'm flattered. Blow up. I mean watched the Kiss. Did something happen to my mic? I watched the Kiss show last night and it took them four albums to have a hit.

[Michael Turley]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

So things happen. I don't know. That's. That's nice. So Crab in California, what's up?

[Caller]

Hey, my head gonna explode dude this morning it's kind of weird but hey, talk to Frank Kramer out in, in LA about setting up a podcast because you. You can totally unrestricted. Some of their stuff just blows my mind dude. Okay, I can. And give uncle Joe Benson LA radio icon some love. He died last week and he was on the air in 1968.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you in tears? You're visibly emotional.

[Caller]

I. I have trouble like I high tech and stuff and just kills me dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like you're talking about the chat not working on the YouTube stream with your friends having withdrawals so I could start charging for this. Thanks Crab. 800872 Joe Benson. I don't know him. Radio broadcaster passed away. Rest in peace. Sold the Boidster I tell you that.

[Bob Brown]

Oh no.

[John Clay Wolf]

That boister that chip and I bought together.

[Bob Brown]

Does everybody know about the Boidster?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you know there's a good video on it on our YouTube channel. Part one and part two. It's a pretty big deal. Is Boyd Coddington's first car that chip designed. It's called the Boydsters Boidster number one. We bought it from a guy that passed away and really wasn't for sale. But then a guy came and hit us pretty hard and sold it. So how long did you have it? Maybe a month. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it inappropriate to ask?

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course I'm not. I. I've. I've. I've contained. Well here. Here's a deal's not done until it's paid. Right? Right. We've got a deposit, a small deposit. I can tell you the price of it is large enough that the deposit, small deposit. Then in next week, large deposit, decent size compared to the total. And then 30 days later, total funding. Okay, so it's almost. So that sounds like a house transaction.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds appropriate. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very cool. Yeah. I mean. I mean. And it went to the perfect guy that. That Chip wanted it to go to because he's a true historian and he's only 40 years old, but he was a freak about all this. And he's starting a new roadster competition. Car competition, like the Riddler in Nebraska. And the car is going to be there for that show. That's where we're going to deliver it. And Chip's going to drive it in the data and all this stuff. Anyway, it's good stuff.

[Michael Turley]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

The boyster, the blightster.

[J.D. Ryan]

Love the sound of it.

[Bob Brown]

How many times? Because you hear this all the time where folks like, well, I want to make sure this car goes to the right person.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, this one went to the right person.

[Bob Brown]

I mean, it doesn't.

[Michael Turley]

It just.

[Bob Brown]

You don't. You don't control that, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Usually, no.

[Bob Brown]

But in this case, you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

This one we did because we promised the guy it would, and Chip said I got to make sure it goes to the right place. So we had other offers that weren't as good of a person. Wow.

[Michael Turley]

So you get to choose.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we got to choose who got pretty rare. And that tells you that we probably sold it short. Yeah. So you took an auction. The right person be like, get out of my way. I'm the wrong person. I'm buying this.

[Michael Turley]

The most cash is the right person.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But it was. It was enough. And I got a buyback on it. Whenever he sells or dies, I get first rider refusal. Oh, yeah. Yeah. At the same price.

[Michael Turley]

That's cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Is that common?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but that was part of the

[Michael Turley]

terms, part of the deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Beautiful design, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

And to prove that he wasn't a flipper.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I got you. Oh, brilliant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Yes. Damn.

[Michael Turley]

You play chess with these people. You really do. You're on such a different level.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it was. This is a different kind of level car. This is the Mona Lisa. This is the. This is like the most iconic roadster of all time. And, like, when Chip passes away. Yep. It'll be bigger deal. Be like the Batmobile. 8008-0072-3480-0800-723, 4. 800, 800 radio. What do we got? The news, J.D.

[Michael Turley]

speaking of people that play chess, Iran

[John Clay Wolf]

got bombed by the US Last night.

[Michael Turley]

Kind of where I was going, actually. Did you miss the State of the Union address with the President Trump this week? Well, here's a few of the highlights now.

[John Clay Wolf]

We mixed it with.

[Michael Turley]

Bob did all this and mixed it with some music to kind of spice it up a little bit. Not that it needed a lot more drama. There was a lot of drama there, but this kind of made it fun at least. Got number two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mr. Speaker, the President of the United

[Michael Turley]

States, members of Congress and my fellow Americans. Our nation is back. Bigger, better, richer, and stronger than ever before. This July 4th, we will mark two and a half centuries of liberty and triumph. You've seen nothing yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our country is winning again.

[Michael Turley]

In fact, we're winning so much that we really don't know what to do about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

People are asking me, please, please, please, Mr. President, please, please, please, please. We can't take it anymore.

[Michael Turley]

We're not used to winning in our country. And I say, no, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here with us tonight is a group of winners who just made the entire nation proud. The men's gold medal Olympic hockey team. Come on in.

[Michael Turley]

What special champions you. And then we turned around and bombed Iran. So there you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, we got to be careful with these bits like that. That go too long, it's tune out.

[Bob Brown]

Okay, that was good.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bob Brown]

I was really good. I'd rather that having the music like that in the speech than just watching the speech itself.

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought so, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is good. You just don't think it went too long.

[Michael Turley]

You talked about the Iran.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think you're over aware of the length of things these days.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think, dude, I live in this YouTube and reals and shorts world and we analyze this a lot and Tommy Le Schlong world.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I think you're a little. You got a little bit of a phobia about length in general and you need to calm down, take a Xanax and be cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, all I can think about is Tommy Lee Schlong.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's too long. That's why it's not around anymore. That's why you don't see it on the Internet ever.

[Bob Brown]

It's too long for the Internet because

[John Clay Wolf]

the, the attention span of the viewer is not that long and they cannot make it it from one end to the other.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not too long for you. You see it everywhere.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, my God.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got a fixation, son.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you talking about?

[J.D. Ryan]

You know what I'm talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've Got a fixation with Tommy Lee schlong.

[J.D. Ryan]

You said.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hadn't thought about Tommy Lee schlong since we were talking about it when he came out on only fans about five years ago or whatever.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because you just said it 20 seconds ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you brought it up.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, you know, speaking of Iran, sounds

[John Clay Wolf]

like you've got the fixation with Tommy Lee Schlong. We need to get a fake Tommy le long one that's not like hard plastic but like rubbery.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, we don't need a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually. I could use it on the auction block. Sold. Sold. Sold. And slam it down.

[Michael Turley]

Smack my favorite headline of the day. Quickly, to the Iran thing before we break. Russia. Russia condemns our airstrike as reckless.

[John Clay Wolf]

These are the people that. Yeah, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Russia.

[Bob Brown]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, my God. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

You current.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what do we want from Iran? To stop bombing them.

[J.D. Ryan]

We just want them to be cool, man. Stop the crap already.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you heard it here, folks. Right here. Just be cool, dude. Just roll your fatty and chill out and be cool. Be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf. The lightning round is coming up next. So you need to call in right now with your cars. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. Call in. I'll bid the car on behalf of America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com that228,000 Porsche from last week. Bought it, already. Sold it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bam.

[John Clay Wolf]

Made just a little bit, but it's good.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Be right. Our country's got a feeling really hit the ceiling by my ring Bom bom

[Caller]

bom bom My rent yeah.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Joe and Marilyn, what have you got?

[Caller]

2017 Chevy, four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Four wheel drive or two, huh? Four wheel drive or two wheel drive?

[Caller]

Wheel drive. Fully loaded.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How many miles?

[Caller]

Six foot, about 110. About a brand speck of new motor. And a six. Two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it says here that you want 40,000 for it.

[Caller]

Oh, believe me, it's worth 40. I mean, I. I had to Eat the motor. And I'm. You're talking almost $18,000 for the custom built motor in the truck. So what do you think?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I want to bet you a thousand dollars that you ain't ever gonna get nowhere near 40. Okay. You want to take it?

[Caller]

All right, I got your number.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thank you. Bye. Welcome to your Peloton Pilates era. Built on precision, backed by results and trusted by over 2 million members. Experienced instructors with true Pilates expertise. Offering classes for every level from foundational to powerfully challenging. Choose from 10 to 45 minute sessions with little to no equipment, anytime, anywhere. And with the cross training swivel screen, you can move seamlessly from cardio to match. Press Pilates. Small moves, big impact. Find out [e-mail] Pilates 110,000 mile. Almost 10 year old Chevy truck. He wants 40 grand. It's too damn high. Maybe the people in Maryland have made have bred with the people in Oklahoma and some of that mentality has made its way over to Maryland. The high mileage, two high trucks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Dave, good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Caller]

So I called for about the Walnut spring snake hunt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller]

Next weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller]

So me and Dave were on the show last year. Well, he's 72, so he retired.

[John Clay Wolf]

He got bit, didn't he?

[Caller]

So. Yeah, he got actually bit by a cobra last year.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's gotta hurt. I hate it when that happens.

[Caller]

Yeah, right. So I went and hired somebody more I guess to your liking, like we talked about last year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mm.

[Caller]

So I'm gonna send Babu a picture, but we're not gonna reveal the person's identity until next week.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the same guy. He's got such great ideas. He put his good looking wife in a sleeping bag with a bunch of rattlesnakes and they got divorced. Imagine that.

[Bob Brown]

This is gonna be even better.

[Caller]

No, that was that.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Show Announcer]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Yeah, well, you know, things happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

See a net. Next weekend is rattlesnake roundup. I'll be here Sunday.

[Caller]

Sunday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I gotta. I've got to work in California this week. Cool. We'll see then. Thank you, bud. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars of Radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com. be right back. Remember, our YouTube feed has been interrupted. There is a new YouTube feed for the live show. Just go to jcwshow.com and you can click right through to it. Be right back.

[Michael Turley]

What have you Got there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Divine inspiration.

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Mitch, good morning. Hey now. Good. What's on your mind? You knocked up your cousin?

[Caller]

No, no, no.

[Michael Turley]

Not me.

[Caller]

Not me. So I worked with a guy that, long story short, hooked up with his cousin, got her pregnant. And. And for the story, it was his second cousin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Much like the caller last week, right. Got her pregnant. So she has the kid. And so at work, the guy started calling him Dunkle because the kid didn't know whether to call him dad or uncle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. Was it a lizard? Wasn't that in Wolf of Wall Street? He's like, does your kid come out as a lizard?

[Michael Turley]

I think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

That's up there to the kid, Jonah Hill.

[John Clay Wolf]

He in that scene with Leonardo DiCaprio. He's admitting that he had three children with his first cousin. His wife is his first cousin.

[Michael Turley]

Come out as a lizard.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. Speaking of lizards. Speech impediment.

[J.D. Ryan]

Terrence.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, I do well. It's beautiful weather out there. Yep, that's all I'm saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everyone.

[Caller]

I sure hope Trump doesn't go crazy. That turn into a war so you know we're thinking of. It's all mixed up in the news. He says one thing does not. Alone. He's dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's pivoted to Epstein about being dead. I'm catching every word. I don't know if y' all are.

[Caller]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

You mean translate. Yes. Okay. Trump. Hang on, Terence. He's saying that Trump says one thing, does another. I hope he didn't get us into a full blown war this whole way. This whole. Hey, you be quiet. You be quiet. I'm gonna put you on hold if you don't be quiet. And then. And then he said this Epstein thing has got everybody all riled up. And of course the guy's dead. You said one other thing. Oh, Epstein, rest in peace. And what are your Thoughts on the Iranian new war?

[Caller]

I don't think we have war one this everything be left alone. I mean places all devastated out there like Israel around it right now. So the chosen people now blown up everything torn up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speech impediment. Terrence, I'm a very good translator of yours, but you lost me on that one. But we do appreciate. We appreciate the phone calls. Always. Rock on, bud.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's a. He's a peace lover. He's an anti war guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like Thomas.

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[Caller]

Hey, what's happening?

[John Clay Wolf]

John, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Yes. Hey, are you from Walnuts Range? What's your connection?

[John Clay Wolf]

I have a place out here about 500 acres and it's 10 minutes from town and I live in Fort Worth with my wife and kids and I spend.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Friday, Saturday, Sunday out here most of the time and we do the show from out here at the ranch.

[Caller]

Awesome. Awesome. Yeah. I'm a recent. I've listened to you on and off through the years. I'm not a billionaire that buys and sells cars. I will.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not a billionaire either.

[Caller]

All my life.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not a billionaire.

[Caller]

You got 500 acres. God Almighty.

[John Clay Wolf]

People can't count what a billion is. That's a lot. It's a lot. Yeah. That's a lot you talking about, right?

[Caller]

I am actually. Well, my formative years. I went to high school in Strong, Texas. You know where Strong is?

[John Clay Wolf]

Mary's Chicken Fried Steak Cafe.

[Caller]

She's a year younger than me. We used to drink beer in the cemetery while my girlfriend was playing basketball. We didn't have sex.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why not?

[Caller]

Went and had a six pack of Budweisers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was Mary pretty shiny back then? Because a gal named Mary that serves chicken fries steak. You don't think of her as being very shiny back when she was younger. But I wasn't there.

[Caller]

He is not shining. She parental issues for one thing. Small town and she's been a her whole life. But you know, a good. You know what I'm saying?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

She can cook a chicken. She can cook a chicken fried home. Yes. Superb.

[Caller]

My deal is I live in Fort Worth now. I had. Of course I had to move here. I graduated in 1974. So we had to leave the country to get up here to where the money is. Right. And that's where I've been ever since.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

And wound up. Wound up. Lucking into some good jobs, good work. Fixing to retire. I'm 70 years old. But Walnut Springs, we. We beat the crap out of them one year in football. 1973. I was a quarterback. And all I remember is closing my eyes and throwing a pass that went 100 yards. Seemed like. And landed right in the receivers hands.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I blues.

[Caller]

And it was a rainy night. Was playing in the rain.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

And it was stupid but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Walnut Springs football program has developed greatly since those days in the 70s. Except this year because they're a six man team and they lost. Hang on,

[J.D. Ryan]

hang on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm talking. You've been talking your ass off. I'm sitting here letting you talk. Let me talk. All right? I got a joke I'm trying to set up. You let me do it. Are you going to tell me more about Mary giving handies in the cemetery? All right. I hung up on Thomas. Walnut Springs lost two players this year to injury. And they had to cancel their season.

[J.D. Ryan]

Decimated the season.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's a six man club up.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's.

[Michael Turley]

That's a shame.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does anybody else want to call in and tell me their whole life story?

[Michael Turley]

He was living his glory days, man. Bruce Springsteen in the background.

[John Clay Wolf]

Glory Day 800. 872.

[Michael Turley]

I threw that ball 100 yards.

[J.D. Ryan]

Playoff game in the rain.

[Michael Turley]

Landed right in the guy's hand.

[J.D. Ryan]

1974.

[Michael Turley]

Seriously.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just closed my eyes and let her rip. Boy, it went like a. I think 100 yards. It just landed in the receivers hands in the rain.

[Michael Turley]

In the lightning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Beat the hell out of them. So you don't beat the hell out of somebody if you win by one touchdown in the final seconds in the rain with your eyes closed.

[Michael Turley]

But he wanted to know what your connection was with Wallace Springs. I guess was he was the genesis of his call.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have some. We're working on redoing downtown and turning it into car town and bike town. Okay.

[Michael Turley]

But you weren't born here.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I love it out here. It took me this long to find it.

[J.D. Ryan]

He just wanted to come out here and decided to buy the whole town.

[Michael Turley]

And rich guy bought a town himself.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, they don't have a Mexican restaurant I can start like a Mex restaurant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Check.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because they make a bar. They say hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't hear you.

[J.D. Ryan]

That woman runs the bar. She's out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Check.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm gonna buy the Old Masonic lodge.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, all right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Screw the Masons. I'm gonna buy the lodge.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Make it in my. I'm gonna park cars inside where they had their sacred ceremonies. Lodge gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Check.

[Michael Turley]

Stop it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now my friends have come out, start buying places, and we're getting the streets repaved. It's like Radiator springs. I'm Speed McQueen.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know I'm joking. I am impressed. I mean, I'm from a small town. It. It does a lot to improve.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just pretty. It's like New Mexico. There's hill. It's hill country that I didn't. That you don't realize is so close to Dallas, Fort Worth.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let me go. Let me go slightly queer on you for a second because the bookstore right next to your garage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is beautiful. What they've done to that, Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Except the pink gates.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are there actually books in there?

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't been in there yet, but these hobbyists are coming in. The lady that did the. Yeah, the boot heel Mercantile. I was in that place yesterday. I mean, that's like something you would see in the design district in Dallas.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, it's amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's happening so cool. It's so fun that it's starting to do its own. And I'm not having to do it, but the best thing we did was Bosque Cantina and Felipe Armenta, who's a badass chef. He owns like 20 different restaurants. And he's my partner on the cantina.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you ever see I'm gonna get you, sucker?

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Do you remember General Joe's chicken? They were putting drugs in it, and it made everybody from the hood start eating General Joe's chicken. And they couldn't not get their fish. That's what the Bosque canteen is. It's so good that, like, people come from Granbury and Cleveland and Glenrose and Clifton and all these different. In Fort Worth, and they try it and they have to come back because they. They start getting the itch. I mean, we own the place. And my wife was like, man, what are you doing? She's like, I don't even want to go to the ranch. I just want to go out to the cantina. Like, you're willing to drive an hour and back for the canteen.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a great atmosphere. It's got outdoor seating in the back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Music, you know, it's the food to. Dude, we're putting that secret. We're putting. We're putting a secret spice in just like General Joe's chicken.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, a Little.

[John Clay Wolf]

Highly.

[J.D. Ryan]

Highly.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's really good. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars Radio. For America's best car buyer. It's so good. Ted Nugent and Adam Corolla are coming out in the morning.

[Michael Turley]

Awesome. Tomorrow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Be right back.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Is it time for. You just lost a listener. God knows we piss off enough people. That's our job. Good morning, Philadelphia. Are you pissed off? You should be. If you're not, hang tight. You will be in a minute.

[Michael Turley]

We get them all week. Here's one, actually, now that you mentioned it. There we go. We have one here from Washington D.C. pony Baby writes, John, you sound like a pig. Reducing a talented actress like Sydney Sweeney to nothing but her mammary glands. Please act like you've seen a pair of breasts before. With her, we are witnessing the rise of this generation's Marilyn Monroe, a champion for conservative women instead of a bimbo who exists just for you to drool over. Plus, if you just want to see your boobs, God knows you can find them on the Internet. Get a clue, you dumb a holes. Chauvinism is dead. Trust me. Pony baby in Washington D.C. you just lost a listener.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. Thank you, Pony Baby.

[Michael Turley]

I know, Pony Baby.

[J.D. Ryan]

That must be hard for you married guys.

[Michael Turley]

Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because, I mean, I'm a grown ass man living in my own house.

[Michael Turley]

You are indeed.

[J.D. Ryan]

If I want to hang a 24 by 36 poster of Sydney Sweeney at my dining room table, I can do that. And the dog doesn't care. The cats don't care, the food tastes the same.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

And there's boobs.

[Michael Turley]

That's true. You do have a point. It decorates your house.

[J.D. Ryan]

Love that gal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Next segment, mail from jail. Have we got some mail from jail? I haven't been to the P.O. box in a little while. I need to go. Actually, we do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. John. This week's Mail from Jail entry reads. Hey, John Clay Wolf Show. Good morning. I'm a newer listener, but once I heard all this crazy talk about cars and bs, I was hooked. I tuned in every Saturday. Now all my roommates love cars too, and we don't get to see too many nowadays, so we like hearing about them on the radio. I did have a badass F150 lariat before. I crashed it all up during my arrest. I'm doing a stretch for domestic Violence. Third offense. And I'm not proud of it. I'm not proud of it. I'd get drunk and think I was king of the trailer park until my wife got a smart mouth, which was very wrong on my part, and I know that now. And wouldn't you know her big old country corn fed cousins doing a stretch longer than mine for aggravated assault. And he's doing his time right here in Jackson Regional where I am.

[Michael Turley]

Damn.

[J.D. Ryan]

Whoops. Yeah, whoops. Once he realized who I was, he promptly beat my ass. I'm lucky the guards saw what was going on and broke it up. But hell, I really didn't know what I was putting my old lady through till I wound up with a couple of black eyes myself. I am in a new unit now, though, and still tuned in. If you get this, please tell Rhonda I'm sorry. And if any ladies hear this and want to ride a lonely guy, please send me a letter.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that's what's gonna happen.

[Bob Brown]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yours truly, Ricky Hughes, Jackson County Regional Correction Center, Kansas City, Missouri. Partner, if you got mail from jail, just send it on down the line to us here at P.O. box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. The zip code is 76147.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think about Sydney Sweeney's boobs? Johnny Cash?

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, I didn't know about that. And I run into Chris a couple of weeks ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Christopherson.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's Christopherson to you and me. And he. He still watches a lot of movies. He loves movies. I don't know where he gets them. I think he's stealing them online on that black torrent web or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back to her boobs.

[J.D. Ryan]

And he. He showed me this TV show called Euphoria, okay. A couple years ago, let Sydney Sweeney's in it. Oh. Oh, man. Now this is back before my June Carter Cash days. Back in Nashville, before Willie was even famous, there was a gal trying to make it in the business. Name was Becky Rose Stanley. Boy, she was a hot number. Boy, and she's built just like at Sydney Sweeney. I mean, this is. She make. She'd make Dolly Parton look embarrassed she could stand in the same room with her. And I'll tell you this in confidence, since nobody's sitting around listening to this guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just us.

[J.D. Ryan]

She'd do you, would she?

[John Clay Wolf]

Would she? You know, Sydney Sweeney doesn't have enough hindquarters in my book to be getting this much attention.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you're a victim of marketing. I mean, to Be. To be this high up the food chain. Marilyn Monroe, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baby's got to have some back to go with it.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's got some.

[John Clay Wolf]

Some.

[J.D. Ryan]

You obviously not seen Euphoria.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm looking right now. I put in Sydney Sweeney butt. And I've googled images and I'm going through them. She's got a little case of the noacetol. Like you. You know, it's like talent. You take that. That pill. No. Acetol. Oh, that. Yeah. She. She's. She. She. Her. Her butt doesn't match her top. Her bottoms don't match her top.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope. Amazing. I mean, it's fine.

[Michael Turley]

It's pretty there. Yeah, it's there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, nobody's bitching, but it's not. It ain't got enough. Bam. It's not a hit song. It's. It's a. It's a background.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you seeing shots for movies or something?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I've seen touched up shots for movies. I'm looking right now at no Acetal on the Internet. And it's just there, you know, it's fine.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's just walking around when she's not working, she wears these big old baggy jeans.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's because her ass can't fill them out.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I don't get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why you don't understand it.

[J.D. Ryan]

It may be one why. It may be why. I don't know. I think I've seen her naked more than you have.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm glad that she's part of our society.

[J.D. Ryan]

Amen.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm glad that she made American Eagle rich again. And she rang the bell on the New York Stock Exchange.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she's got a good rack, but the rack is not as perfect as it should be. When it's not properly support bounce supported.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's gonna go bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no. It's already. If you take the support system out of that rack, it's not. It's not blazing like she's getting credit for. She's a little oversold is what I'm trying to say, Bob.

[J.D. Ryan]

You may be right. I wouldn't argue with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, but who's to argue? It's not bad.

[Caller]

I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's good.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'd be arguing. It's good arguing, but I'm not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've just seen a lot better.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right? I mean, you're going back to book of Genesis for me, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've already read that Genesis. Dude, I thought they broke up in like 88.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's the new girl? Marilyn doesn't even matter anymore. It's all sweeney all the time. Time. Is that just me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. I've got this Indian friend, and he likes skinny girls.

[Michael Turley]

I was gonna say everybody likes something a little different. Some people don't like baby got back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, he calls Sydney Sweeney fat.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, my God. He likes that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. He's like. I like, like. Like the ribs poking out.

[Michael Turley]

Anorexia.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Yes.

[Michael Turley]

That didn't look healthy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, is that an Indian thing? He's not a hater. He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist Prashant Patel. If you're listening this morning, call in and explain yourself.

[Michael Turley]

A lot of people, like, hello. God, I don't even know how to say it anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you say it?

[Michael Turley]

Oriental. That's probably not right, is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a rug. Little. That's a rug. What? What? What? What did you say, Turley? Why are Asians little?

[Michael Turley]

See, Asians. That's the word. A lot of people like Asians.

[John Clay Wolf]

Russian. Russia has Asians. Because Russia is like a 25 or 1/3 Asia. And I was talking to our Russian computer programmer about this because I had questions.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, of course you did.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I asked if the Russian Asians have the. Because his wife's Asian.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

If they have the slanty eyes.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, lord.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's not a hater.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a Texan.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because when you think of Russians, you don't think of that look.

[Michael Turley]

No, you do not.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he said, they damn sure do.

[Michael Turley]

They have the look. I'm not gonna say it again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So they said, I don't know. You learn things on this show. So I asked him, you know, and I was like, do they have a different skin tone than western Russians? Because western Russians are real pasty white.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were getting into this whole racial really, thing deep. We were going to a business meeting, and we were on the airplane and we were going through, you know, his. He said that he's got cousins that are paid by the government in Russia to hack U. S. Companies. Oh. When. When they blow up a company I. T. Style, they get a check from the government. Wow. And when they hack a. U. S. Anything and steal money, like in the scams.

[Michael Turley]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Russian government protects them and does not. That does not, like, turn them over

[Michael Turley]

to the states that China does too. China's all over.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're rampant. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it just brought up this whole thing about why people look this different way.

[Michael Turley]

Wars are not the same anymore. We're not dropping bombs. Well, we are, but other people are.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he had this theory about, you know, fertile fields and grains and different. You know, he said it's a. It's obviously the sun affects your melatonin. Sure, in the different ways he's going back to the Neanderthals, but he's like the. The grasses and the grains create the different. That's why some people are shorter than others.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's all diet, man.

[Bob Brown]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob Brown]

So the grain. So you have to squint your eyes to look at the grain.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Bob Brown]

I don't understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think of the sun. I think the sun. Yeah. Turley, don't dump your son.

[Bob Brown]

No, I'm trying to figure out what.

[John Clay Wolf]

I try to dump Turley for the. This is the same old s we've been dealing with all the years. Let me get myself in trouble. Let me get y' all in trouble.

[Bob Brown]

I'm just trying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me try. Let. Let me. I'm screwing this goat, boy. You're just holding his head. I don't need. Most of the real heat that I've caught over 20 years of radio is because of something y' all said. Not what I said. It's what y' all said. Bobbo did the whole.

[Michael Turley]

Whole.

[John Clay Wolf]

The whole jello pudding pops bit with Bill Cosby, and we got kicked off the radio for a week 10 years ago.

[Michael Turley]

Let it go.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many years? 10. I think it's more than that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't get d worth the candy spaghetti.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oops.

[Michael Turley]

Are we just trying to get kicked off today?

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be back in a minute. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And we're flipping time zones so east coast.

[Michael Turley]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

If we're losing you and you want to stay on, go to J. CW Show, JCW John Claywolf, jcwshow.com and you will see two options. YouTube Live. Click that. It will take you straight to our video. We got 10 cameras in here and the audio is great. And you can watch the show for the rest of the two next two hours via our YouTube live stream. It's free. Be right back.

[J.D. Ryan]

The John Clay Wolf show is heard every week on great stations like Pittsburgh Penns 102.5, WDVE Rocks and Lafayette's KFTE 105.1. Acadiana's classic rock catch, the nation's fastest growing podcast and live video [e-mail] and we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show right after this.

[John Clay Wolf]

I shot my love today Would you cry for me?

[Show Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Thanks for making us number one. The John Clay Wolf show, America's number one Saturday morning show. Damn, it feels good to say that. Hit him up now. 800-800-radio1, 800, 800 radio

[John Clay Wolf]

now.

[Show Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dave, I see you've got a 02 Trans Am WX6 Ram Air convertible with 54, 000 miles on it.

[Caller]

Yes, sir, that's correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

15 grand.

[Caller]

15 grand? That's the best you could do?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm trying to get.

[Caller]

I want to get like closer to. I know it's. I got insured for like 22.

[J.D. Ryan]

Burn it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then again, burn it and get the insurance money. Dude, I won't tell anybody.

[Caller]

No, I'm not gonna do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that car, I mean, if it had seven. You mean, I see that you want 20 to 25 grand for it, but I mean you just won't do that with, with those miles on it. I mean it's good miles, but cool. Yep. Thank you. Okay. Did you have a story about a guy shooting somebody with a crossbow?

[Podbean Announcer]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[Michael Turley]

This is out of New York actually. People, you know, fight with their siblings from time to time. This 21 year old man in New York facing charges now he's accused of trying to kill his older sister with his crossbow because he wanted the house warmer. They were arguing about the temperature.

[John Clay Wolf]

It must have been colder.

[Michael Turley]

Now probably it was New York, you know, here's the district attorney talking about Sammy Sedom about the allegedly shooting his sister with the crossbow. K number six.

[John Clay Wolf]

21 year old Sammy Sedholm admitted to shooting an arrow at his sister using a crossbow. The 28 year old woman did survive,

[Podbean Announcer]

but with awful injuries.

[John Clay Wolf]

Injuries actually split her ear in half a couple of inches. We'd be talking about a homicide. Brother, sister rivalry. It sounds like it happened Friday night on West Avenue in Lawrence. The victim coming home from the gym

[Podbean Announcer]

had just parked her car in the

[John Clay Wolf]

garage and gotten out to go inside

[Michael Turley]

when she felt sharp pain in her

[Podbean Announcer]

face and heavy bleeding.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were fighting about the temperature in the home. She liked to keep it cooler. He wants wanted it warmer. The defendant is being held without bail.

[Bob Brown]

Good lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brother and sisterly love.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, man. I mean, but crossbow? Yeah, you could have killed her.

[J.D. Ryan]

You ever gotten weird about the thermostat no, but I really don't.

[Michael Turley]

Not to the point of shooting somebody.

[Bob Brown]

Not my own sibling either.

[Caller]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

My first wife used to put it at 65.

[Michael Turley]

That's cold.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm like, hey, man, that's cold. That's a hundred dollars a day.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, Kim likes it cold in the house. I'm just getting used to it.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was cool.

[Bob Brown]

But I guess my. Me and my brother, we didn't have these kind of fights or nothing like that. Nothing like with John. Like John, you could probably relate to this story better than any of us, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Your brother's done a lot of things a lot to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. I mean, he killed my horse. He totaled my motorcycle.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He took my clothes. Like when I'd get new clothes for school, like, he just take the ones he liked. He'd hold me down and spit in my mouth. He put me in that big box in the back of a truck that my dad told him to throw away for like an 80s sized big screen TV, huge box. And he put me in the back of it to use it as a weight. To use it as a weight. He was going on the highway about 65 miles an hour. And I really thought I was fixing die because it was gonna fly out. But I mean, I don't know if that's mean, if those are kind of strange. Now, the Better Neighbor story. Remember the. I told the story about the guy across the street that shot his dad's pecker. He shot his dad's pecker off. He just stood on me when I was doing the punchline. You wanna do that again? He shot his dad's pecker off. Thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

And do the outline. Show us your acting chops. I love that. He came back goes, I shot him.

[John Clay Wolf]

I shot him. It's like Old Yellow House on the Prairie knocking on the. We lived in the country and it was 10 o' clock at night and knocking on the door. My dad's like, what? He brings a gun to the front door, who the hell's out there? Turns the lights on, yelling at the guy. And it's, it's the neighbor crying, saying, I shot him. I shot him. And he was drunk and he shot his father because he and his dad were framers. And they came, they went to drink beer after work at a Little Bit Country. That's the name of the place. And then they go home and dad and mama get in an argument and dad hits mama and junior pulls out a 30 06. Oh, he said, if you do that again, I'm gonna shoot you and I don't know what happened. I wasn't there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's what happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he shot him with a.38.6 that went in the, the, in the helmet. Got it and came out the basketball. Wow.

[Michael Turley]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that was a hell of a catheter job. And today they're friends. Oh, he got his wiener back. And they work together. So that just goes to show you with good counseling and therapy, you can get over anything.

[J.D. Ryan]

Amen.

[Bob Brown]

I mean, so you've gotten over all those things your brother's done to you, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Bob Brown]

I mean, you've never. And that's the craziest thing is you've never tried to do anything back to him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he, I mean, not like any.

[Bob Brown]

Like this draft is not trying to help him. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[Michael Turley]

Repeatedly.

[Bob Brown]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's.

[Bob Brown]

I mean, that again, goes to show, you know, good therapy or just good common sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? But he was so much older than I. Yeah. So there's a fear of a guy that's seven years older and £150 more than you.

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Even though. That we're the same size and age now, but there's still that innate fear that this guy will kill me.

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

So there's a dynamic to the oldest child too. They do come out fairly entitled. They feel like Christopher Columbus. They're the first to land here. It's mine, you know, that's my. Your clothes. Those are my. Your. Your jam box, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Jam box. That's the point.

[J.D. Ryan]

I had an older sister, Charlie, and I'm telling you, four years is the only difference between. But I always felt a little, just a little belittled all the time.

[Bob Brown]

Entitled. I mean, we, we are born first. I mean.

[Michael Turley]

Ah, here we go. You don't see it.

[Show Announcer]

Maybe that's what it is.

[Bob Brown]

I don't see from the side. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Entitled you are.

[J.D. Ryan]

There are studies about this, though. It's true. Middle children do tend to have inaccuracy in inadequacy, you know, worries. The youngest gets away with. With every, every.

[Michael Turley]

Everything that was me, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now I will say that I, My brother, I had some good times with my brother because he had freedoms that I did not have as an older guy.

[Michael Turley]

Sure, that makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so when I was with my brother, he was so. Who gives a hell about John? Right. He would let me do all the grown up things like when he was in college.

[Michael Turley]

It could be dangerous for you at

[John Clay Wolf]

your age, but it was a lot of good times. I mean, it's really Not a feather in his hat. But for me, I was like, this is good stuff. Stuff.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I remember going to his fraternity house at tcu and he wanted me to put on all my football equipment. And I was probably in sixth grade or something. Seventh grade.

[Michael Turley]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

So that his friends could get me in the hallway and throw me around like a ping. Like. Like a pinball. What the hell? Huh?

[J.D. Ryan]

So you were a literal test subject at time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

You didn't see this coming, but it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

It really didn't bother me because I had all my gear on. So, I mean.

[Michael Turley]

And you were getting the attention and you were hanging out at the front

[John Clay Wolf]

with the older guys.

[Caller]

They used to.

[Bob Brown]

Like the midget.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes. I was the midget that they were throwing into the walls, but I had my full pads on. But, you know, now that I'm thinking about this, I forgot all about this story, you know? How did he talk me into that? How did I go for that?

[Michael Turley]

That's my question.

[Bob Brown]

Here, here. Put this gear on real quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna have some fun. We'll play football.

[Bob Brown]

Oh, yeah. That's probably what he said.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Why? Nobody else is suiting up,

[John Clay Wolf]

But I think that I thought that I was badass enough with my gear on that I could take these guys. And so I did smash in. I think Todd Mulholland got a bloody nose.

[Bob Brown]

Oh, I'm sure that didn't make anybody upset there, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's their problem. I had a helmet on. What are they going to do to me? There you go. Maybe it was kind of my payback moment, if I'm thinking. I think I blocked all this out. From previous. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Have you ever dealt with any of this in therapy? Any of it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you got to go to therapy first.

[Michael Turley]

You've never been to therapy ever?

[John Clay Wolf]

A little marriage counselor.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Yeah, we've all been to that. Okay. I just. I just wondered because I've spent many years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, no, I mean. But I did do a little bit with her, one on one, and she pretty much blamed everything on my dad.

[Michael Turley]

That's it. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, my dad took me to a strip bar. Here we go. At a young age.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

It just gets better and better.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lace in Arlington.

[Michael Turley]

I remember Lace.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he had a little problem with the strippers.

[Michael Turley]

Looking back, in what way did we ask?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just. Just financially.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, when he was going down and getting broke, he, like, started spending his money at the strip club.

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, like, when Dorian calls in from Pencil from Pittsburgh. I can relate. My dad Wasn't blind like Dorian, but. And I remember my brother's bachelor party at our ranch. He brought all the girls from Lace and Dr. Rock, the DJ.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[Michael Turley]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dr. To the Bat backyard. We had barbecue. We had strippers. We had Dr. Rock. We had. We set up the backyard like a strip club. He did. I say we. And I left and went to a high school party like cotillion or something.

[Caller]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they were so pissed at me, like, how can you be leaving? I was like, I just don't. I. I wasn't. I wasn't turned off by it, but I just, like, I'd rather go be my friend. Sure. Than Dr. Rob talking. And I was pretty turned off by how much money he was spending. I knew his financial position, and I was like, you know, I was like, what are you doing? I mean, if you're rich, you do this, you're going broke, you dumb bastard.

[Michael Turley]

You don't do this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So I had to be responsible at a young age. And he was always wanting to do this and that. I was like, why don't you just get your ass together and. And let's quit spending money on stupid stuff. So thank y' all for the therapy.

[Michael Turley]

200 bucks. You owe each of us $200.

[John Clay Wolf]

The lightning rounds coming up next. So I guess I spend money stupidly on the radio in honor of my father. There you go. And cars are my strippers. And we will bid your cars coming up next. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Call in now. Year, make, model, miles. Average. Rougher. Clean. My name's John Clay Wolf. I buy cars. The radio for American Best Car Buyer. GiveMeTheEven.com.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevent.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800, Radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gary in Texas. 89 IROC Z28 convertible. 90,000 miles. Original except new top, which is good.

[Michael Turley]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a stick by any chance?

[Caller]

No, it's automatic. It's a 305 TPI, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, so it's not a 350.

[Caller]

No, it's a three. It's a. They're all original engine. So it's the 305 TPI engine.

[John Clay Wolf]

But in 89 they had a 350.

[Caller]

Well, this one didn't have one.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they might not have had one in the convertible. The convertible. Five speeds are definitely 305. 10 grand. 10 grand with 90, 000 miles.

[Caller]

Oh, that's not bad. Yeah, I, I just really had no idea what it was worth. I was kind of calling to see what you thought and I appreciate the input.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

Not really.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. John and Denton 19 century with 125000 miles. Just by curious.

[Caller]

Yes sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you wanting to trade it in somewhere? What are you gonna get?

[Caller]

Actually I was looking to sell it so I could put a down payment on possibly a truck or something. Get something bigger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Car's not worth much. I would just trade it in and let them show you a bunch of money for it and they'll steal your rebate that they should have given you and everybody will be happy and you can act like you didn't know.

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's really what happens on a thousand dollar car. Or maybe, maybe it's two. Then they can show you like six and you can tell all your friends that they gave you six. I'll be like, no way. Wow. Right, right, right. And then when you're going through the F and I department, you sign this document when they're like putting all these forms in front of you and you sign away that the six thousand dollar rebate that you would have gotten on the price from the factory and then they scrape the rebate and they over allow on the trade, show you the six grand and they really jumped your trade and they got it for free because they would have put two grand in it. All normal. Does that all make right? Is that all making sense?

[Caller]

Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I would just do that and be happier. Makes you feel good. All right. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com. be right back.

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[Caller]

I can never be on that reality show survivor.

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[John Clay Wolf]

real quick. Let me grab this last one. Robert in California you've got a 21 challenger RT scat pack, widebody, 35,000 miles. What color?

[Caller]

It's white and. Hi, John. It's white. And the hood. The hood, the roof and the. The trunk are matte black. Carbon fiber.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's cool. Oh no, wait. Carbon fiber. Did it come that way from the factory or did you put a wrap? Okay, that's fine. Is it a stick or an automatic? Most of them, the. The manuals are worth more.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's an automatic. It's got a front splitter on it. It's got a. It's got the SRT rear spoiler with a downforce wicker bill spoiler added to that. The mirrors are carbon fiber. Covered the. The tailpiece where the brake lights are, that's also a carbon fiber.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're done talking about Sydney swimming. That was a while back. Tailpiece. Get it? Hey says you'll take 35 for it. I'm not saying you're wrong, but it's super close. I don't. I think if I give you 35,000, I'll be struggling to cover my expenses and lose a little bit. Can you do 32 and a half?

[Caller]

No, I gotta. I gotta hold on to it for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I gotta wet my beak too if I'm gonna. Yeah, you bet. If I'm gonna make it where you can just push a button and get a check and they come pick it up in, in California and. Easy. What? What? Give me a price where I can do it.

[Caller]

Oh, gosh. Well, if you're at 32. We're so far apart.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we're only 3,000. We're only 3,000 apart. That's not so far. You want to, you want to hear so far apart? Wait till we get a call in a high mileage truck from Oklahoma. That's. That's.

[Caller]

Well, well, I. You know, I told your guys I. That I was hoping for 40. I don't know why he told you 35, but regardless, I would probably take 38.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K. Pre K. Will you get on the. Will you get on the air with us? Pre K? My notes here, it says he wants a wide body, 35K. I saw the 35K and I thought that it was 30. You wanted 35, 000.

[Caller]

Okay, I see. That was mileage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha. All right, so what's the least you'll take? 38. All right. I can't get there, but I appreciate it. Nice Car, though. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What have you got, J.D.

[Michael Turley]

we have a big snowball fight because kind of escalated in New York City. Did you hear about this? It started a snowball fight, but then the cops showed up and then the people decided to hit the cops. With snowballs. With ice. With snowballs. Charlie knows how this goes. With rocks inside the snowballs.

[John Clay Wolf]

The video.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, the video went viral and helped in the pelting the cops. The cops go back to their cars. It became a big deal. Unless of course, you're the mayor who thought it was no big deal at all. Cut number three.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can't say fun when you slammin snowballs in the back of an NYPD officer head. You can't say fun when you following these officers while they realize that it's too many people that's out there. So they just went to go back to their van and you follow these

[Michael Turley]

people and you attack them.

[John Clay Wolf]

From the videos that I've seen, it looks like a snowball fight.

[Michael Turley]

That just looks like a snowball fight.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's Mum Dami.

[Michael Turley]

That's Mum Dami. I think if we had thrown him a snowball fight, he was. Wouldn't have liked.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Shrugging it off.

[Michael Turley]

And they were chasing these cops, more or less chasing the cops back to their cars. And finally one of the cops pushes one of the assailants, if you. Whatever you want to call them, into the snow and just says, okay, enough of this.

[John Clay Wolf]

If. If.

[Michael Turley]

What's his name? Madame Dami. If he's not going to support the cops, man, they're going to have big problems in New York.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mayor of New York City not back. That's an important facet of the job. Sir, you need to straighten up. Fly right.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it's just a snowball fart. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's the snow up there? Is it over?

[Michael Turley]

Nope, it's still there. There's. The Northeast is still getting hit. It's. They're not getting as bad as it was last week. No.

[Bob Brown]

They got my aunt. They're in Connecticut. They got two feet of snow. And then it kept another inch, two inches this past week.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. Wow.

[Bob Brown]

And yeah, it just keeps piling up. Meanwhile, I was like, hey, yeah, so you don't want to know what the temperature is here in Texas right now?

[Michael Turley]

Here in the south? 80 degrees down near South Texas, near the border, New Mexico, 106. Yesterday was a record high forever for having a February.

[Bob Brown]

I'm here in cicadas now.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about the cartel battle and the bombs and the fires going on in Mexico. Is that still going on this week?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it still is. Sadly, Mexico probably not a good place to go for spring break. I'm gonna guess port of our specifically. But I wouldn't go to Mexico right now for love nor money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Juan Solo, are you guys going to. Are you gonna have to relocate your Mexican Star wars filming out of that area or do you have cartel connects and you can just work through it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Buenos dias. Mr. Wolf, I want to tell you this exactly about you ask. Yeah, this we have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. We skipped a sequel about two episodes ago because there is the battle of Hoth, the frozen ice planet.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

And little baby pants. Lucas Skywalker gets attacked by the indomitable Snowman. Also. Also plays by Charlie Sheen.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, he's played by Charlie.

[J.D. Ryan]

Working for us a lot. I think he likes to. We have our production studio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And editing in Colombia.

[Michael Turley]

That would explain a lot.

[J.D. Ryan]

He likes to spend. He spend a lot of time around the workplace, I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

But.

[J.D. Ryan]

So we have to have a place with snow. And they says, we can do this, but we have to do this now. So we bought three parking lots.

[Michael Turley]

Three parking lots.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Behind a Walmart, of course. In Bangor, Maine.

[Michael Turley]

In Bangor, Maine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bangor, Maine.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not very close to. To Mexico.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do I say this correctly?

[Michael Turley]

But they need snow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is where senor Stephen King live? Yes, he does, but not now. He goes to Florida. Of course. We would like to have him around if you are listening, Mr. King, but we've got some great. Our production studio. Production studio has discovered this cgi.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, cgi.

[J.D. Ryan]

And they can't do it, but they make animation like the Ralph Axi cartoon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cartoon.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have you seen the Tom and Jerry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

They hit each other with hammer.

[Michael Turley]

With the hammer.

[J.D. Ryan]

They paint each other blue. Yeah, we do this with the cartoons. But it looks real. Do you know why?

[Michael Turley]

No, why?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because we have Charlie Sheen as the indomitable Snowman standing in front of it.

[Michael Turley]

Indomitable snow.

[J.D. Ryan]

And the spaceships coming. Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. And then, yes, the arrival. What happens of Darth Vandor?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, Darth Vader.

[J.D. Ryan]

His evil Darth Vander. I says, why do you cut my baby boy? And Luke Skywalker says, what?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

He says, yes, I am your father.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, the big scene.

[John Clay Wolf]

You.

[J.D. Ryan]

Screw you, Darth Vandover. Okay, I will fight you. It's a very, very, very climactic sort of fight. Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Sword fight.

[J.D. Ryan]

Which we did by. This is where it's very dangerous, we learned.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds more like Pilot Pilots of the Pirates of the Caribbean.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. They have this short fight with the lightsabers which do not exist. No. Unless you connect a 380 volt power supply to a normal confederate store is what we got from the the Civil War.

[Michael Turley]

And it lights up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it does more than light up. We have many severe burns on some of our actors but we are there with the snow. So you stick your hand in the snow, it's okay. We had one actor that played Darth Vander that rip off his helmet and stick his head in the snow and he felt much better. And it's going very good, very very good. And we like main like but they don't have any cocaine like they do in Colombia. So it's going very well.

[Bob Brown]

Sounds like a wonderful

[Caller]

wrap it up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh Jace, you're going to do the more. We're going to come back with the John Clay Wolf show right here on Joe radio station. So don't go away and be careful with that lightsaber, Eugene. Adios.

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Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by gimmetheven.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're back. Good morning, last day of February, how the hell are you? Wake up. California, wake up. San Diego, Louisiana. Vegas, Phoenix, you're on. I think we lost the east coast already so they're on the YouTube stream. If you've lost us, the YouTube screen got a little screwed up today. Go to jcwshow.com I know this guy. Let me see what he wants. Marshall.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

13 infinity G37. 13. What were you saying?

[Caller]

I just said what's happening?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much. And I'm going to talk about something else in a minute. But before you get all spooked, I'm not going to bring up any names. So. Yeah, Marshall's a little sensitive about names. Marshall. Marshall deals in the upper echelon of the car market.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we'll just call him Marshall Smith. Marshalls 13 Infiniti G37 Journey. Two door, 45, 000 miles, leather roof and it's your wife's car.

[Caller]

What color her her extra car. Pearl white, Borla exhaust. She's on the phone too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, Lisa. Hi. And have you already looked up mmr?

[Caller]

It's a cream puff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you already looked up MMR transactions, Marcia?

[Caller]

No, I haven't. No. Man, I'm so covered up. I don't have time to think about stuff like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You fancy guys don't even have A log into that because y' all are so fancy, you don't even think about these old cheap cars. Marshall, what's the most expensive car deal you've been a part of in your career? I'm gonna hold this.

[Caller]

Four and a half million.

[John Clay Wolf]

Five million. I was holding up three million.

[Michael Turley]

Three million?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

He said I sold the Enzo for four and a half or five million, like something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long ago?

[Caller]

I wish I still had it. That's probably gonna 11 for it now.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I was wondering. Because if it was four and a half million on Enzo Ferrari that five years ago. Three years ago, yeah. These Ferraris, man, they've gone bazonkers. I need to talk to you offline about what happened in Kissimmee with those yellow Ferraris, because I've got some theories, and I'm sure you do, too. 13 infinity there. Yeah, but that doesn't mean that we know what was really going on. There's the show and then there's the dough.

[Caller]

But, yeah, I. I know what was going on. I can definitely.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you, but I don't think we know. I don't think we should talk about on the radio. No, no. Does 12 grand buy the Infinity? Because I think that's enough for a 2013 with them 45.

[Caller]

Lisa, what are you gonna buy me to replace it? Oh, gosh. Not much with 12 grand. You get your toy cars, I get my fun car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sound like swingers.

[Caller]

I would. You know, it being such low miles, it's hard to comp it, isn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

So what I did with Marshalls, I went ahead and hit him too hard.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I knew he was going to come back. Sure. He hadn't even thought about this car much, but so MMR on his 10, 8 and 76,000 miles bringing 8,500. A hundred thousand miles bringing seven grand. I bet you had 12. I think I'm competent internally the way that you would as well. But you're a gambling man, so let's do this. I will buy for 12, and then we'll make a bet on the side of what it brings.

[Caller]

No, I'm not gonna do that. How much would you want to bet? Because I don't want to lose anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

A thousand?

[Caller]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, but I'll give you 12.

[Caller]

No, I'll just. No, I got it. Yeah, I appreciate that, but I can't. I can't do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. So, just so we know. What. What does it take,

[Caller]

Lisa, for me?

[John Clay Wolf]

15. Okay. So you want to retail It. So why did you call a wholesaler on the radio, Marshall?

[Caller]

Just to make good radio, I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let's talk about your other.

[Caller]

Tell me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, go ahead.

[Caller]

He didn't even tell me he was gonna do this. He's trying to sell it.

[Bob Brown]

I'm not.

[Caller]

I'm out of town. So he started to sell it. Too many cars for my garage is the problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

Marshall, how many more years are you going to work with that other company that you're with? When's he gonna retire?

[Caller]

As long as I can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I. And I think that's a good. I think that's a good decision. He has no retirement plans.

[Caller]

We have. We have a two year old and a four year old. So as long as I can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, whenever that ends up, you know, you're gonna call me because. Because you've gotten a lot of great experience over the years in that space, and it's valuable and I'd like to continue on

[Caller]

for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, you guys have a good day. Marshall, put your. Put your ad up on Facebook marketplace at 15 grand and offer some financing and maybe take a trade.

[Caller]

Do you need to talk to me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Me?

[Caller]

No, later.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I've got. I got a label radio show to do. I don't know if you know. We're on 65 radio show. I know. Call me later.

[Bob Brown]

Wait, so he's got her in a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Her second car. Did you not catch.

[Bob Brown]

Oh, I missed that second car.

[Michael Turley]

Second.

[Bob Brown]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he is not the money man. He works for the money man. But he handles his transactions, and the transactions are, on average, a million dollars a lick.

[Bob Brown]

Yeah, that's what I was like, man. She's only driving that car.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, she was driving.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was a boat captain. He was a boat captain and he met the money. But. Oh, wow. Okay.

[Michael Turley]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now he handles his car collection. Got it.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, that makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he bought that yellow Ferrari Daytona from us at Barrett two years ago. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, they're really good at what they do, and Marshall's a wealth of knowledge. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. God, I should have asked Marshall. I had him on the phone because he'd know this better than me. 68 GTA Mustang. Tilt steering wheel. He's restoring it. Just curious. Oh, well, I mean, I. I like buying cars that are finished. Kenny.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

When's your car gonna be finished?

[Caller]

Oh, probably in the next week or so when I get the exhaust put on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you're on the downhill slide of this, baby. Okay, so you're seeing green grass. I mean you're, you're seeing blue skies. How many years have been going on?

[Caller]

Absolutely. Two year restoration. And just to clarify, it is a 67?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. What motor?

[Caller]

It's a. The original 289.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha.

[Caller]

Bottom line on the bottom line on it. It is a kind of a restro on it. I mean it's board 30 over. It's got the comp cam revolution roller setup in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, go to givemetheven.com and send us some photos and explanations. I need to see pictures of it in a. I need to figure out what the gta. I'm not familiar with the gta.

[Caller]

The GTA is just because it's an automatic transmission, not the four speed like they did with the 390s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Okay. No, no. What do you want for it? Because I mean a good 67. Like I had a convertible with like 40,000 miles on it. I mean it sounds like a $20,000 car to me. Okay.

[Caller]

That's what you thinking?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yep.

[Caller]

I have no idea. That's why I was just curious.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, go to. Give me the ven.com if you'd like to sell it. And thank you very much. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What is the opening day for new Rattlesnake with the snoo sign and all that. That will be this weekend at the Rattlesnake Roundup. We're changing the name to Walnut Springs Roadhouse and the big 20 foot neon kind of old school looking Chicago be installed Wednesday.

[Michael Turley]

Wednesday.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we have been hurrying to get remodel accomplished. And the bar top is done and it's going to get installed over the weekend tomorrow. So Ted Nugent and Adam Corral. Adam's coming in tonight after his show. Ted is coming in the morning. I think I'm going to meet him at Bosque Cantina for breakfast. And then Adam and Ted are going to do a recorded podcast up here tomorrow. Very cool. And hopefully we'll go over to the Rattlesnake the Roadhouse after I, you know, Ted was all about doing it live at the Roadhouse stage.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right, Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

The. The podcast. And I bet Adam would have to his managers kind of. He just didn't want to do the work. And I started thinking about the amount of work it would take for us to set that up right and make sure it was perfect because it had to be perfect with the right cameras and the right sound lighting and it was going to Cost me a bunch of money.

[J.D. Ryan]

More people too, because we've got people. People there. People here to catch it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not live.

[Bob Brown]

Oh, oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

We would have to do the video here.

[J.D. Ryan]

We gotta record here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, true. Yep, you're right. See, there's another nugget. So we're just gonna do it here and then we'll go down to the Roadhouse to have a beer. If I'm sure Corolla and Mike will go with me down there. But I bet Ted will too. Ted likes people.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, he loves people.

[John Clay Wolf]

He likes people. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

He's a hoot.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is a hoot. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Anyway, if you don't have plans for Sunday, I'd go to Walnuts Springs tomorrow.

[Bob Brown]

I run into a celebrity or two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or two. Right.

[Caller]

What do you got?

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got, man?

[Michael Turley]

Well, new study came out. This is kind of interesting. Anybody in the room ever had an std? I have not.

[Caller]

Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think I have.

[Michael Turley]

You don't think Got a red one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did it just go away on its own?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

A new study shows 10 of Americans admit to. To knowingly giving their partner an std. 10%. When asked why, most of them said they just didn't want to admit they actually had one. Kind of embarrassed. Didn't want to own it. Got number 14. Mike.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got an STD. Yes, an STD.

[Michael Turley]

No one's excited about having an STD? No, not. Not at all.

[Bob Brown]

Never get a scare, I guess. John, you said you did get a little red.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, a little red in the face.

[Bob Brown]

I remember like high school, somebody saying that so and so has an std and you're like worried about it. And then it was just rumor.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wouldn't screw her with two rubbers. Remember that talk in high school?

[J.D. Ryan]

I've had three with everybody in my life.

[Michael Turley]

Three.

[J.D. Ryan]

Grown up, not a. Not as a teenager. Grown up. Occasions of women coming to me and saying, hey, hey, we have chlamydia. You need to take these bills.

[Michael Turley]

You might want to get checked.

[John Clay Wolf]

We kidding. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Have you really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

What do you say to them?

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, I'll take them, I guess. You know, that's. That's not generally produced by male chromosomes.

[John Clay Wolf]

We.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it came from her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

So she was admitting that. I think it's a very common thing among women.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Honestly.

[Show Announcer]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

Chlamydia? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

My buddy in high school, he started screwing his uncle's girlfriend. Ex girlfriend. She drove a Cutlass Supreme. The kind of cool one that has some cragers on it. It. There was an age gap. Okay. And. But she's pretty good looking, but she's trashy. Like stripper trashy? A little bit, yeah. And when she came over to the house to pick him up, she had two baby seats in the back. And that, man, I just had a time with that. And she had the herbs, but she knew how to control it. Because I'm like, man, you probably shouldn't do that. He's like, no, no. She takes these pills, she's tell you when it's hot or cold.

[J.D. Ryan]

She knew how to control it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know, man.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that's what she told him.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I never heard that, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think he got him.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And he probably the uncle, I think, got mad and he wound up fighting the uncle. Pretty certain about that. She had a cool car, two kids. He might not have been in high school. He might have been. We might have been freshmen in college.

[Bob Brown]

John, if I didn't know you, I would think you live. Lived in a trailer park.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bob Brown]

With all these crazy stories, all these stories you have.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why I'm one with the people, man.

[Michael Turley]

You are indeed, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm one with the people. I understand it from A to Z. I haven't told you my black people stories yet. That's coming up next. John Clay Wolf show.

[Show Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio station studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Paulie. Hey, Stevie, get your ass over here.

[Show Announcer]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now.

[Show Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got AI show songs. You guys had. You had artificial intelligence make songs about the show. And we're going to vote on which ones are the best. Yep. Hey, in an AI world, these spam calls are getting worse and worse. They're. There's a company called Incogni and if you go to jcwshow.com where you can also find the YouTube streams in the channel, but there's a banner there that says Incogni. If you click through that banner, they'll give you what, 60% off, correct? Yeah. And it will take your spam calls down to minuscule.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, Emails too.

[Michael Turley]

Emails.

[John Clay Wolf]

Email, spam.

[Michael Turley]

Get all the spam.

[John Clay Wolf]

Spam.

[Michael Turley]

Anytime you go out and put something online, they get your stuff, whether you tell them to or not. They grab your stuff. This is so weird because when I signed up, it's. It's incogni. There were 323 different websites that have my name, my Information, my birth date, everything else. They go out and scrub all that.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it took a week.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it's taken at least a week. And they're still doing it. I mean, they're. They actively go out there constantly.

[John Clay Wolf]

And look, they're probably using AI to write the letters to get the people to. Probably. So anyway, they're fighting fire with fire. And you get a 60%, I believe, discount if you go to jcwshow.com and click their link and sign up for it.

[Michael Turley]

I didn't even know. Your information is sold to data brokers and they.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your information is valuable. Far more accessible than you think. Probably every time you shop online, your data is collected, package and sold to a data broker. Data brokers and those people share that information. It's almost like an std. Yeah, there's incog goes out and contacts those companies and says, you got to stop using this. You don't have permission. And they have to stop. And it absolutely works. When we signed up, what was it like during the first three days?

[Michael Turley]

Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

All of a sudden, no spam calls.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife doesn't even answer her phone because it just. It just rings about every eight minutes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Drive you nuts.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I've even got some@my givemetheven.com website, my email.

[John Clay Wolf]

I get them on the. We get them to go through. Give me the vin. Right. Like in robots. Fill out the. The form with spam. It's wild. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. So tell me about this AI thing. I don't know nothing. So you're leading this. You're holding this head, Michael.

[Bob Brown]

I'm holding.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're screwing this goat. I'm holding.

[Bob Brown]

Actually, it's JD's the one that's holding the.

[Michael Turley]

I came up with the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody screwing this goat. It's not me.

[Michael Turley]

We had a website that does AI stuff. And I went in, I said, well, what if we did a show theme song. Let me try that. I was just playing around at work because I wasn't buying cars that day. Sorry, Mike. Anyway, I played at work and I just. I literally put the basics in there. Put our names. I said, Saturday morning, coast to coast radio show. And I gave them our names and this is what it came up.

[Bob Brown]

Which one is yours? Back Show Bubba. Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Show Bubba, I guess. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

So it's kind of rock, kind of classic rock,

[John Clay Wolf]

coast to coastal.

[Show Announcer]

Weekends here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Saturday morning, loud and clear. Clear.

[Show Announcer]

Starring John Clay wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got J.D. ryan. Bob Brown's in the house. Mike Turner's bringing it down. It's the jockle World show. Turn it up. Here we go. Saturdays on the radio, the John Clay was show. Let's roll. Okay, hang on a second. Wait, wait. All right, hold on.

[Michael Turley]

There we go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now you can talk.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long did it take to make that?

[Michael Turley]

Two minutes? Three?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's disgusting. How. How perfect it is. That's just going to ruin the music.

[Michael Turley]

I get it, man. That's why I was playing with it.

[Bob Brown]

So then, Baba, you did too, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Crazy.

[Michael Turley]

Jd, three minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And did you do that through chat? Chat, GPT or what?

[Michael Turley]

No, we have a website that does AO AI stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like we pay a service.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, it's not very expensive either. It's not expensive.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Pablo, you.

[Bob Brown]

You did one too, right?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, Bobby did one.

[Bob Brown]

Now how long did it take yours to put together?

[J.D. Ryan]

About an hour.

[Michael Turley]

He worked a lot more. He gave it a lot more parameters.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's hear what his sounds like. Climb aboard with John Clay and the crew Saturday, you've got nothing to do. John Clay's in command and JD's got the news. We got crazy characters and bobbles back on the booze. Turley's hard at the wheel. And don't you forget, Pre K's on the phone. You don't have to be alone. We're gonna talk about cars and women in a tastefully low brow way. You can't drink all day. Drink all day. Unless you start first thing in the morning. It's a Saturday breeze on the rising seas. The Wolf Pack cruise is boarding. All right. Okay.

[Bob Brown]

And so then I literally took.

[John Clay Wolf]

He did the Flock of Seagulls. Did you prompt Flock of Seagulls version?

[J.D. Ryan]

Steely Dan. That's what I got.

[Bob Brown]

My prompt was like, I want something sports themey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And.

[Bob Brown]

And I just. Literally just a couple cues, same thing. It took three minutes and this is what it came out.

[John Clay Wolf]

From the heart of Texas, a legend takes the mic. Get ready for a ride Nothing quite like it JD's got his wings talking planes so high Bubble's got a smirk with a sideways eye Turley, sports sense always on the money line and DJ Pre K dropping beats that shine. It's the John Clay Wolf Show. Truth lay bare and bold Is your ride a piece of junker stories to be told he'll tell you straight up, no sugar coating hear the accidental Texan banishing all fear Not a hater, just a Texan with a point of view shineola, he's here for me and you. The John Clay Wolf show is on the air. Buckle up up folks, if you dare.

[Michael Turley]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's crazy.

[Bob Brown]

Like three minutes. That took John three minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did Pre K do one? Yes, yes.

[Bob Brown]

Pre did one too.

[Michael Turley]

I haven't even heard this one.

[Bob Brown]

I haven't heard it either. But Prek did you use AI? Cuz you're an artist. Look, man, I don't need no robots

[John Clay Wolf]

doing my job, all right? I come with straight bangers. John Clank. John. John Clay cut the checks John. John Clay. John Clay cut the checks so you know it's gonna cash. Get money, come and get your money Call me up we buy cars for real get money Come and get your money we buy cars for real get money Come and get your money Call me up we buying cars for real get money come and get your money buying cars up we 800-800-Radio. Act like you ain't heard of John Clay before. That's that wolf pack coming. Don't say surely hit that button. Cars, trucks, bikes hey, we bomb. Is that a bird or a plane? That's J.D. ryan and Bobbo. Got a bottle full of laughs and smiles It's Saturday morning Don't touch that dial. Get money, come and get your money Call me up we buy cars for real get money Come, come and get your money buy calls for real get money, get your money that's interesting.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's good. Yeah, I can almost hear that as the backing track of like a lo local TV commercial on 27th.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, you know, the UHF channel.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is your winner, Bob?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, man, I. I've loved JD since it came out.

[Bob Brown]

We can't vote or have listeners there

[Michael Turley]

a poll go to jcwshow.com and go to our YouTube stream. There's a poll currently Prek leads it with 83%.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that means there's been two votes.

[Michael Turley]

No, there's been more than that.

[Bob Brown]

38 votes. What's your vote?

[John Clay Wolf]

I love me JD. Sounds like we hired some. Some Luke Bryan or. Yeah, I mean your sounds so good is weird.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was fantastic.

[Michael Turley]

I heard it and I was like, I gave it nothing. I gave it our names.

[John Clay Wolf]

The show, it goes and looks it up. It looks up stuff.

[Michael Turley]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Creepy. Yeah. So like it figures out more about the show than what you would tell it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Totally. And you know, with all the lyrics we start his curly use it found a perfect meter to fit all those lyrics in in a rapid fire.

[Bob Brown]

That's a crazy thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, right. That was phenomenal.

[Bob Brown]

This is JD's again.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to do the AC DC one for me. You can.

[Bob Brown]

You can ask it

[John Clay Wolf]

Saturday morning, Loud and clear. Starring John Clay. That is so Weird, man.

[Caller]

Frightening.

[Bob Brown]

So. And you prompted to, I guess to spit the lyrics out because I only did it once.

[Michael Turley]

I gave it no lyrics.

[Bob Brown]

But you apparently can go back and say, no, no, I want you to say this and do this.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gave it no lyrics and it got all this.

[Bob Brown]

Yeah, no lyrics.

[Michael Turley]

I gave it Saturday morning coast to coast for radio and I gave him a our names.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's pretty. That's pretty scary.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah,

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm impressed. I'm kind of frightened. And I'm the one who's been trying to scare everybody straight.

[Michael Turley]

I couldn't believe it came out that good.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, the car segments coming up next. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. The lightning round is what we call. It's where you call with your cars. Year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. Year, make, model, miles, average, rougher, clean. You call in right now. Yes, we're live. And just pre K is gonna screen your call. He's gonna ask the questions. Year, make, model, mile, average, rougher, clean. And then he'll put you on hold and I'll take you to the air as soon as we come back from this musical break. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number. If you're serious about selling your rig and you want to get tight fat with a good check, that's us givingvent.com hey, hell, I pay the price. All I want is to be left alone in my average home. But why do I always feel like I'm in the twilight zone? In I always feel like somebody's watching me and I have no privacy. I know. Worth more.

[Michael Turley]

I'm worth more. You bet I'm worth more.

[Podbean Announcer]

We completely [e-mail] you are worth more and your car's worth more. And we want to pay more for good cars that give me the vin cuz they are worth more. And so are you. And remember, if we don't beat a deal from Carvana or carmax, we'll pay you 100 bucks for top price, trust and ease of transaction. Give me the vin dot com. America's best car buyer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sell us your car. Give me the bin. Com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethe.vin.com. hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

AJ Tell me about your car.

[Caller]

Hey, how are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Caller]

79. 79 Turbo Mustang, indie pace car. Sunroof, recaro seats, all original. 34,000 miles. The turbo spools four speed. It's a pretty cool little car. Seven and a half paint.

[John Clay Wolf]

Paint condition. Okay, seven and a half. How long have you had it?

[Caller]

I've had it almost eight years now. I'm the third owner, so they've got.

[John Clay Wolf]

They had V8s in that and they had four cylinders. So yours is a four cylinder with turbo in it?

[Caller]

It correct. Pinto motor, 2.3 liter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 20 grand buy it?

[Caller]

That's pretty damn close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm pretty damn serious.

[Caller]

Are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller]

The. The only thing I did do, John, was I removed the pace car decals.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's pretty damn too bad. I wish you hadn't done that. Why'd you do that?

[Caller]

Because somebody else had to replace them, so I removed them.

[John Clay Wolf]

So do you have the.

[Caller]

It's 500 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you order. Did you order the new ones or you just gotta. We gotta buy them.

[Caller]

Yeah, no, I did order them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you've got them. They'd come with the car. We just have to put them on?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's fine. You're in Austin. I have an office in Austin. Yeah. Just go to givemetheven.com and said John gave me 20 grand for this car on the radio and what's next and my guide and. And they'll just give you directions to our office and you can take the title down there in the car, go pick up a check. You can do it today, actually, if you want.

[Caller]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. I make it to easy. I make it too easy. We go fast, we hit. Hit him right. Go get moving and get it done. And that's what we do.

[Caller]

Yeah. Hey, a big fan of the show. Really funny and very educational. So that's why I called. I thought, you know, the trust and the integrity is with you guys. So I appreciate your time, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. Chip and Glendale. If you got a 75 Bronco, it needs to have a coyote motor in it to be worth 50 grand.

[Caller]

Yeah, this is an original. Yeah. It doesn't have the coyote.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't get that kind of money for the originals. I've. I've been down that road and I just don't. I've stubbed my toe on it enough that I backed off. I mean, I'm probably more like. I don't know. I don't know what the car looks like, so I'm just talking out my butt, but I know I'm 20,000 back of what you're Thinking for sure. All right, thank you. 800-800-723-4. Pam, please go to givemetheven.com and load up your 25,000 mile 18 Silverado. We would love to buy it, but I'm out of time and I've got to go to commercial break. Okay, thank you, ma'. Am. We'll be right back with more of the show that was this the car bidding part. We'll get back to the BS and cutting up part as soon as we get over this song in two minutes of commercials. I think maybe a minute and a half. Be right back.

[Show Announcer]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Check out The Gimme the Vin Garage YouTube channel, complete with live video stream.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be sure to check him out on his [e-mail]. Spirit Airlines announced they are no longer bankrupt.

[J.D. Ryan]

Apparently at the last minute, somebody stepped

[John Clay Wolf]

in with 800 bucks, bought the whole company.

[Show Announcer]

The world famous John Clay Wolf Show. 800-800-Radio. Check out the podcast from coast to coast and all over the world. You're listening to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley, for the next segment, will you load up some Kiss and some Guns N Roses and some Def Leppard, because I've got a comparison I want to make.

[Bob Brown]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was gonna do it right now, but I just realized we didn't give you any cues. Not right now. You got a minute? You got a minute? I promised to tell stories of my life with black people earlier.

[Michael Turley]

You did. You did promise.

[Bob Brown]

I was hoping you forgot about them.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm with you, bro.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I should probably break that promise.

[Bob Brown]

Do you want Reverend Charles to be with you in this or.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, just. I'm trying to get you out of this here. There's really nothing. I mean, you were just saying that, you know, listen to my stories. I sound like I grew up in a trailer park.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't feel. Feed the trolls. Don't feed the trolls.

[Michael Turley]

I thought you were going to go down the Uncle Roy line.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uncle Roy? No, definitely. I mean, I grew up in construction. My dad was underground utilities, and I was into that at a very young age and would go out on the jobs and I went to private school. White kid, private school. And then I would work on construction sites with all races, but lots of blacks, lots of Mexicans. And even though I was the owner's Sunday, you know, I smoke cool cigarettes, drink Schlitz malt liquor at too young of an age, and. And then you work your way into football and athletics and. Yeah, I mean, I've got plenty of soul in me? Sure.

[Michael Turley]

The balance.

[John Clay Wolf]

Plenty balance. Like more than I'm even alluding to. My Frankie who works at Give Me the vin, she's our lead funding lady. She said, you've got the soul of a black man. She did. She's an African American lady.

[Michael Turley]

What preceded that comment?

[John Clay Wolf]

She's just been around me a lot and she walked in one day and I was just listening to Aretha Franklin on my computer, just had it rolling through and she said, you really do have a black soul. But I haven't gone to prison, so that's good. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800. My son is, is a really good football player. And so tons of his friends, most of them are receivers because he's a quarterback, are black kids.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's got that slang. And when you're talking to him, I gotta straighten him out a lot. I'm like, dude, stop. Everybody you want to hang around with, it's all great. But, but we don't need to be talking like that. You're not DJ Pre K. We've already got a DJ Pre K. We don't need another one.

[Bob Brown]

What do you mean? He's just being himself. I know there can be only one,

[John Clay Wolf]

you know, but just, just what are some terms? Pre K? He says. I mean finna.

[Bob Brown]

Yeah, finna. Bout to, you know, there's, there's a, there's a.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's ebonics. It's a whole, it's a whole, you know, thing. Right? I'm finna slap your ass if you don't quit saying finna.

[Bob Brown]

Finsta as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you really want to get proper. Fence to. Yeah, fix this. Proper.

[Caller]

What's that mean?

[Michael Turley]

That's finsta means.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about fixing too? That's Texas. So that's fixing. That's slang. If you're. If your parents were, you know, stiff collared easterners, they would slap you for fainting. Fix.

[Bob Brown]

My grandmother would always. What are you fixing? What are you fixing to do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it broke? Yeah.

[Bob Brown]

What's going all the time?

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you Yankee bastards say? Preparing.

[Michael Turley]

We are preparing to do something without fixing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fixing what?

[Bob Brown]

Like fixing. What are you like, like. What does that term even mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

I really. If you want to break it down, fixing two and finna should be equally as incorrect. You're right. Really? Because fixing two is completely incorrect. What is the correct version?

[Bob Brown]

I'm about to.

[Michael Turley]

I'm about to. I'm preparing to.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm about to. Yeah. I'm going Fixing to. Fixing. We're fixing to go over Yeah, I mean, that's. That's just as bad as fitness. Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're preparing to. You know, it's. That's old slang about. To everybody you say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I'm fitting to take some calls. Oh, you've already got the.

[Bob Brown]

I'm fixing to play some Kiss.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob Brown]

What you want? What do you want?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so here's the deal. Stuart lead, who, if you remember, he worked on our TV crap. It never happened. The producer guy, he's Jen's Gene Simmons video man. I walked in last night after coming back From Walnut about 10 o' clock and Bobbo had on Kiss. What was it called?

[J.D. Ryan]

It was a kiss story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kiss story. K I s s 3. It's like history. Oh, and I was watching their old stuff before they hit it. Yeah. And I made the comment that. I said, this is. Guns N Roses was greatly influenced by this band. And this is not the.

[Bob Brown]

So you. Okay, I didn't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I know. I didn't ask you for the older stuff. What songs were we listening to?

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you remember Strutter?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And Firehouse.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was just listening to the beat in the Hotter than Hell. Right. But it's not just in Baba Was, you mean. We'll just start over. So I think Guns N Roses was a knockoff of Kiss without the makeup.

[Bob Brown]

Oh, that's what you're. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Bobbo. I pitch the ball to you and then you return it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I scoff somewhat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Let's just do it. Why don't we just do it now?

[J.D. Ryan]

Person. There are other bands that I think of that kind of grabbed onto that energy in their own way. I say ac, dc, but you say that's a totally different thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can I just say that's a totally different thing Instead of us recounting our conversation.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can try.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You're wrong. It's not A.C. yeah.

[Bob Brown]

This song Strutter made you think Guns N Roses.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, just, just, just hear that. Just the. It really wasn't that one. But there's a couple more. But I was hearing more Guns N Roses in that. I was like, okay. I mean, obviously they got reproduced. Guns N Roses did.

[Bob Brown]

But yeah, maybe Def Leppard. That's the other one you're talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

That Bob brought up Def Leppard. He was arguing acdc. And I said, said no. Completely different baseline. Completely different rhythm, in my opinion. Different baseline, in my opinion.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you got your mind made up about this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, but you can change. I mean, if you want to change my mind, you can. I don't give a damn.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I mean, I don't want to change.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're just having a dorky old classic conversation.

[J.D. Ryan]

We do this all the time, right?

[Michael Turley]

Glam rock.

[J.D. Ryan]

See, I think definitely Leopard falls more along the Bowie side of that era. 73, 74. The glam rock and they say so themselves, like they're huge fans of T. Rex and David Bowen. And T. Rex had some of that kind of energy that kissed it. First two Queen albums before they got weird was pretty straight on, you know, energy rod.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

So, you know, it's hard to compare different artists. Just like Sammy Hagar or D. David Lee Roth. And I said like Van Halen 79 when they came out.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I disagree. I don't think Van Halen is influenced much by Kiss. I just hear. I just hear the same background lick in the. In the vibe between Kiss and Guns N Roses. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Same style of drumming.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is that what it is?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have any Guns N' Roses?

[Bob Brown]

So you want something heavier?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's taking Paradise City. I mean, just anyway, you know, it's just. It's open. You. You'll hear it. You guys will hear it. You'll be down the road. You'd be like, oh, now I hear what he's talking about. But yeah, I think if I had Axl Rose sitting here, I would accuse him of being a Kiss ripoff to some extent.

[J.D. Ryan]

When Paul Stanley influenced those high notes, I can almost, almost see like Axel listening to that music when he was a kid.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I have Ted Nugent in here tomorrow, I think I'm gonna bring this up and let him be the man because he has such a vibe across doo wop and rock and everything. He. He's the best historian on this conversation I've ever talked to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

For good. And. And the accolades to prove it.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's. Yeah, he has condensed himself in it. Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number. The YouTube stream [e-mail] and we do have a video coming up today at noon central where I go through the factory of the guy that makes the wheels for all of the. Not all, but many. So most of the award winning car. Car show, like the special show, the cars that brought a million dollars, that car brought $500,000. This guy makes those wheels.

[Michael Turley]

Jesus.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he makes them pretty affordably too.

[Michael Turley]

When you say affordable.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I mean from what you would Think they're not? You know, he. He did the wheels for Gas Monkey in my F6, and he does the wheels for Fusa's cars. Did the wheels for Boyd Coddington.

[Michael Turley]

What would you call of. I'm gonna say, what, $20,000 is that for? Per wheel?

[John Clay Wolf]

2,000 a wheel.

[Caller]

Is that all?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob Brown]

Oh, that is 20, 000 per wheel.

[Michael Turley]

Damn, dude, I bet you there are.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet you there is. But he has the machines and the. In the people, and we go through and watch him make them. I mean, it's not a car trading video. It's more of a how they. How it's made and who and the history of it.

[Michael Turley]

I love that show. Used to be how it's Made. Is that going up today?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, noon. Oh, cool. Yep. God, it takes a lot of time to edit all that stuff. I mean, holy smokes. Thank God. YouTube sending us checks for how many people we have watching. Because all that money gets spent in production. I mean, all of them.

[J.D. Ryan]

All of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All of it. Be right back. You can tell.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by. Give me the Vindictive. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley, I didn't tell you that a guy applied for the IT position. Give me the vim. And in his note, it said, I'm sorry, I couldn't upload my resume because it's bigger than one megabyte. And I just thought. You're not gonna get. Yeah, we're not gonna call you back.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[Bob Brown]

Yeah. Anybody that can't fill out about anything online and you want to work for a dot com.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about take a picture of it and upload? Yeah, how about. I mean, he's not a very good problem solver.

[Michael Turley]

Shrink the size of the file. I can do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

We are hiring AI programmers, which we have. We. I think we have plenty, but I'll take another one. And definitely hiring a video editor to help us. We need. The YouTube stuff is growing and we need another hand in that department. Braden does a great job. You'll be working under our lead guy. But specifically taking these shows, these four hour shows and jamming them down to 22s. Oh, wow. And that's what I'm going to put back up on the regular show side. Gotcha.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is take the fluff out of this show and will put out finished videos that have some imaging in them and stuff. So that'll take another person. Sure. YouTube videos going up at noon. You know, Braden said the smartest thing to me the other day, and he didn't mean to. And I was like, why isn't the video uploaded yet? You're done. It's because our videos fire off at. On YouTube @John Clay Wolf at noon every Saturday, noon Central. I'm like, why do you wait until the last minute? Because he's just tweaking and tweaking and tweaking and making sure it's perfect. I said, one of these days, your Internet's gonna go down or something. You're not gonna get it uploaded.

[Michael Turley]

Done. Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it was like Friday at 6. And I was like, why? It's already done once you put it up so it's cocked and ready and you forget about it. Enjoy your Friday night. Enjoy your Saturday morning. And he said, I've got it. Going to dinner. My wife. And then I'm coming back with a clear head, and I want to re. Watch it from the view, from the eyes of the viewer.

[Michael Turley]

Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was like, dude, I've been trying to teach that forever. It's that damn simple. It is that simple. When you're doing it projects, when you're mapping websites, when you're doing whatever you're doing that's digital, you're so engaged in the X's and O's in the zeros and the ones of what you're doing,

[Michael Turley]

you have to get away.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know too much. And a user comes into that environment and doesn't know anything, and you've got to make sure it maps out clean. It's just. That is. And that isn't just the secret to it. That's the secret to everything.

[Michael Turley]

Almost anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Almost anything. When my customer walks into this store and they see these packs of gum, which gum are they gonna. What looks more aesthetically pleasing.

[Michael Turley]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you let your vendors do it, they're going to do it the way that their stuff will sell more.

[Michael Turley]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Their loyalty is based on that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. And they're going to come in and help you, and they're going to be. Bring in somebody to do it for you. What they're going to do is, is they're gonna. And. And that's fine. Handle it however you want. But it's just that it's the. That's like the little art part of business. And it's not just what I'm talking about. It's everything. And if you don't have that, you don't need to get in business on your own.

[Bob Brown]

You used Your like my wife uses me for. Oh, here, check. Look at this display. What do you think I'm like, you know, I say my whatever, but I know what she's doing. She's needing somebody else to look at it. I mean, because she.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's too involved and she knows too much. You can't make the right decision when you're that close to something.

[J.D. Ryan]

I bounce creative things off of JD

[John Clay Wolf]

a lot, but JD knows a lot, so sometimes you're bouncing off of a. Of a newbie.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right? Well, I don't. I don't know any better dogs to play.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, that's very kind.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, J.D. knows. Knows it all, dude.

[Michael Turley]

No, I don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's been all over the place.

[Michael Turley]

You know what I do know? Do you guys. Anybody here collect gold or silver?

[John Clay Wolf]

Silver.

[Michael Turley]

Or have any? First of all, silver.

[J.D. Ryan]

Someday I will.

[Michael Turley]

I bought silver a year ago. It's gone like up five times anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? So what did you buy that?

[Michael Turley]

I bought it at 32. It's now at 94.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's a lot.

[Michael Turley]

The estate of the ACDC original lead singer Bon Scott. They've coming out with limited edition collector commemorative, like, you know, a bar, a gold bar or a silver bar. You can get a 1 ounce gold bar, 10 ounce silver bar with Bon Scott's name on it, his likeliness. And speaking of Bon Scott, by the way, and his money, this is kind of cool. We have an isolated vocal track. Bob found this one of. Of Down Payment Blues. Remember the song? Yeah, here's just the. Just the vocal part of it. Cut number 13.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael, listen to my radio. Yeah, I got holes in my shoes. I got the down payment Boo.

[Michael Turley]

That's great stuff. I love those isolated tracks.

[J.D. Ryan]

That silver and gold is being put out by the Perth Mint too. So it's a pretty high. Yeah, yeah. It's a real house to buy your gold and silver from. This is investment quality stuff. And I looked at their webpage. They've got all kinds. They're Australian.

[Michael Turley]

Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

And they've got all kinds of things that commemorate, you know, favorite animals and statesmen and locations in Australia. It's pretty cool looking, I thought. But Bon Scott.

[Michael Turley]

I know, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm in the boat for bond Scott.

[Michael Turley]

I'm gonna buy some Bon Scott silver.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm reading my notes right now of a different subject. And Turley, please go to Amy and tell her to pay you on the super bowl bet. Okay. So that you don't go three months and say, well, nobody ever said anything. And then it's like a guilt thing. She will pay you. She has access to my personal account.

[Bob Brown]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. I mean, she can't write anyway. Yeah. So if you don't get paid, it's your own damn fault. That's what I'm. That, that's, that's the base I'm trying to cover so I don't get the guilt in a year.

[Michael Turley]

I told you, when we start again

[John Clay Wolf]

betting in the fall, I'm like, well, last year. And truly, like, well, you know, I never got paid on that.

[Bob Brown]

We just started there at that number.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fine.

[Caller]

I never got my dollars.

[John Clay Wolf]

That. That is an option. And especially considering the way the deal went down.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've been talking to some people that listen to the show a lot and they're like, why do they just stop betting when football season's over? Like, why don't they do other sports? I'm like, which sports?

[Caller]

Hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about gay hockey?

[J.D. Ryan]

They're like, no gay hockey. No, seriously, hear me out. They're like nascar. NASCAR is so complicated for betting now because you've got the team dynamic. The coverage is really good. I don't know if you guys watch NASCAR on Fox Box. It's gotten so much better since, since my childhood. You can bet on wnba, you bet on all kinds of things. In reality, there's a. There's a app called Keshi Kelsh.

[Michael Turley]

Sure, why not?

[J.D. Ryan]

You know I'm talking about.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Or you can bet on anything. Charlie, you got to know about this.

[Bob Brown]

No, I know that one I underdog is what I have. So it's over. Unders is what you do, basically. So is Jerry Jones. How many free agents he's gonna pick up in the Cowboys gonna pick up in free agency? Over one or two. You can bet on stupid stuff like that? Yeah, I mean, it's working. Or games.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, what do you think? Let me talk about something that I think is more interesting, because I don't think this is interesting.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, go. Don't make it too long.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'll try not to unless I can keep it interesting. So, Turley, what do you think about. So Tuesday I went to Talladega, Alabama to look at 75 cars and. And the guy. We bid all 75 cars and there's a house there. Also, the brother in law inherited the. His sister's brother died. Right. So his brother was a hoarder.

[Bob Brown]

Just weird stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's some good stuff and there's some bad stuff. I mean, there's plenty of cars and I got a Video of us going through them. Like, a hundred dollars, a hundred dollars, 200, 500, $20,000. 25. And so we're writing it all down to get to the number. And I've got Scott on the other end of the phone. I think the video wind up looking like the Blair Witch Project.

[Bob Brown]

It's dark.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bob Brown]

Yeah, it's gonna be. There's points where I was like, how's he even bidding on car you can't even see?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, did you watch the Raw set?

[Bob Brown]

Yeah, it's pretty funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that. But the house, he's de. Hoarded at about 80%, so a lot of the clutter's gone. But he wants me to buy the house too. So we're making an offer on the house and the cars because he doesn't want to mess with it anymore. He lives three hours away, and he's like, this is taking too much time.

[Michael Turley]

Why do you want a house in Talladega?

[John Clay Wolf]

I wouldn't buy it to keep it.

[Bob Brown]

The cars are there, so you kind of have to do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, like, I need to. I'm just gonna put myself. Remember what we said? You need to look at it through the eyes of the viewer. I need to put myself in the eyes of the hoarder. I need to put myself in the shoes of the hoarder. Then I'll have the house and the cars and won't have to move them, and they'll just. Probably just get. Sit there for 10 years. We'll get rid of the good ones and keep the junk. Got it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know, man. That's a good way to pick up a ghost house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Let's go spend the night.

[Bob Brown]

It looked nice. I mean, from the video, it looks like it's in a good neighborhood and stuff. He just had a bunch of Hondas, like early 90s, late 80s Hondas. And then he had some. A lot of Corvettes, and they put 2000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bunch of. A lot of C4s, what they're called, or C3. The. The 97 through 03. Oh, my God. Not the most desirable, but fine. There wasn't a lot of value there.

[Bob Brown]

No, it's just. He had a lot of stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I was sitting there going through this, and I was thinking, my. How the. How the. How far have I fallen? Because I'm down to, like, where I was when I was 20 years old going through junk cars. And Scott Gray, our buyer manager, was on the other end of the phone, and I'm going through these cars with him, and he's on a spreadsheet sheet. And I just started laughing. I said, you realize this is what we used to do 25 years ago. I was in the backlot at Vandergriff Chevrolet doing this exact thing. And you're on the phone in the office being Mr. Big Chief.

[Michael Turley]

That's hilarious.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was, it was, it was funny as hell, but yeah, that was. And then we did a stop in Berm. No, in Raleigh, and bought two and a half million dollars worth of exotics from a guy that sold his company that made a bunch of money. And he went nuts and just started buying everything he wanted, everything he touched. And then, like the HOA came on to him and the neighbors called the cops because trucks are coming and going. He bought 35 cars in a neighborhood,

[Michael Turley]

in a normal neighborhood, and he started

[John Clay Wolf]

stacking them in his garages and building garages, and there's cars everywhere and they didn't have enough place to put them. So his wife's like, we've got to move or you've got to sell this stuff. So I bought about 20 of them, I think. And he's got about 10 left, left over. But he was just like a self confessed, hey, I'm a redneck. I, you know, you remember the saying, you're not supposed to give rednecks money, right? Because he sold his company and got rich. And he said, I, I did it.

[Michael Turley]

I went nuts, went crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just talking this, I mean, 200 grand, 100 grand, 300 grand.

[Bob Brown]

Sold 50 quarters in different ways. Yeah, the cheap one, like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I went in one day, I went from one extreme to the other, and we videoed two different videos will be going up in the next couple weeks. But it was interesting. I was like, golly, it's the same crap. Just one was in a good neighborhood in North Carolina, Raleigh. And one was in a different kind of neighborhood in Talladega. Different strokes, different folks, but the same mentality. And that's what I like doing when I do these barn finds, or whatever you want to call them, is sit down with the people and talk to them about, how'd you make your money? How did this happen? Happen?

[Bob Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did you get to this point? How did we get to this point? All right, the video that I was telling you about earlier about the wheel man is going up in just a minute on our YouTube channel, Vegas KLOS. Good morning, Sand. Oh, God. I was supposed to plug next week. I was gonna do a live show somewhere in la, because I'm gonna be in la. Next week.

[Bob Brown]

So just go to the website, go to your socials. You can post it on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

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