#545 John Clay Wolfe Show 03.07.26

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show

Episode #545 | March 7, 2026

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Episode Overview

Theme:
On this episode, John Clay Wolfe and the crew deliver their weekly mix of irreverent talk, blending cars, sports, rock & roll, pop culture, current events, and anything else that doesn’t risk an FCC fine. Broadcast live from the Jordan Family Classic Car Collection in Santa Ana, California—with a few technical hiccups—the show takes calls from across the nation, explores wild news stories, offers real-time car appraisals, and dives headlong into controversy and comedy.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. World Events: The Iran War Escalation

• Early segments tackle escalating tensions in the Middle East, with Iran and Israel trading threats, and Russia and China rattling sabers.
• The crew jokes about the “escalating bar fight” quality of the situation, with Turley summarizing:
  Michael Turley (02:13):
  “It’s like any Western movie. They start out like that. One guy starts to fight, and then the whole bar room is going.”
• The show riffs on a supposed Iranian tweet threatening Tel Aviv and Trump’s response, with John reading Twitter updates and listeners chiming in with takes ranging from flippant to earnest.
• Tone shifts between satire and serious commentary on the possibility of wider conflict.

2. Wild News & Cultural Moments

• Cool Moms Gone Bad:
  • Stories of “cool moms” range from one in Utah getting arrested for serving alcohol to underage kids at a birthday party to a Louisiana mayor who got caught having sex with her teenage son’s friend.
    John Clay Wolfe (25:28):
    “They say if you’re in Louisiana and you’re not screwing and you’re not drinking, then you’re just visiting.”
  • Team debates the broader implications with unfiltered humor.
• Bizarre Call-ins & Listener Interactions:
  • Callers from across the U.S. offer everything from birthday announcements to classic hot rod sales, war opinions, and offbeat local stories.
  • An extended tongue-in-cheek segment features a mock “interview” with Stephen Hawking, riffing on now-viral Epstein Island photos.
• Britney Spears DUI Rumor & More Celeb Chaos:
  • Jokes at Britney Spears's expense after rumors swirl about a DUI. Impersonations and lampooning of her public troubles ensue.
  • Discussion of other news oddities: a Miami “doctor” giving illegal plastic surgery, a dog giving birth to 17 puppies, and a New Jersey Wendy’s brawl by teen girls.

3. Pop Culture Games & Comedy Segments

• Jeopardy with Show Regulars:
  • Episode includes an in-show Jeopardy game with categories blending advertising slogans and country music trivia, letting hosts and studio guests banter and compete for dubious bragging rights.
• White, Black, Latino, or Other:
  • A recurring favorite, this game segment has the crew guess the ethnicity of a crime suspect based on a news story. This week’s suspect—a Venezuelan nightclub DJ busted for airplane part fraud—leads to much comic speculation.
• Rich Man, Poor Man Bit:
  • The crew discusses things that only the very rich or the very poor have, like outdoor showers, velvet liquor sacks, and cars with curtains.
• “Mail from Jail” with Johnny Cash:
  • Reads a rambling, angry “letter” about Richard Rawlings and his EV motorcycle, delivered in a Johnny Cash parody style.

4. Cars, Cars, Cars: The Lightning Round

• Live Car Appraisals:

  • National call-ins for John to bid (live, on-air) on listeners’ classic, collectible, or well-loved daily drivers. Bids made include:
    • 2017 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Sport: $14,000
    • 2020 GMC Terrain: $5,000
    • 2001 Corvette, El Paso: $15,000 (pending inspection)
    • Classic hot rods and oddities fielded from Boca Raton, NJ, Louisiana.
  • Ample debate between sellers wanting moonshot prices and John aiming for reality.

• Industry Insights:
  John shares the razor-thin profit margins (only 3%) and heavy capital requirements of the used car business.

5. On the Road: Live from California

• John broadcasts live from the Paul Newman race car collection in Santa Ana, after a last-minute, partly botched setup courtesy of Adam Carolla’s absent crew.
• Show invites listeners in Orange County to pop by the car museum—recovering from technical issues by having a listener fetch a PA system from Walmart ("I’ll send Corolla the bill!").
• John seeks recommendations for killer single-track dirt bike trails close to Orange County.

6. Unfiltered Listener Calls

• Oklahoma "High Mile" Truck Calls:
  • John tangles with a parade of Oklahoma callers wanting top dollar for old pickups, in classic show fashion.
• Debate over Iranian Propaganda & War:
  • A “Truth Lightning Round” rapid-fire segment collects a spectrum of unscreened hot takes on the Middle East standoff.
• Wild Car Stories & Nostalgia:
  • Tales of keg parties gone wrong, loves lost, and loitering outside Texas honkytonks.

7. Products and Life Hacks:

• Spam Call Elimination:
  • Recommendation for Incogni, a sponsor that helps scrub personal data from spam lists, with glowing testimonials.
• Screen Addiction Tip:
  • John’s life hack: set your phone screen to grayscale to curb late-night scrolling—“Addiction drops by 60-70%.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

All timestamps in MM:SS format (approximate within segments)

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On the Escalating Middle East Conflict

“It’s like any Western movie. They start out like that. One guy starts to fight, and then the whole bar room is going.”
—Michael Turley (02:13)

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Irreverence on Iran’s Threats

“So is this kind of like a crazy man? He’s not allowed to... like when you’re a felon, you’re not allowed to have a gun.”
—John Clay Wolfe (04:24)

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Caller Calls in For Birthday Shout-Out, Not Global Affairs

“Well, I’m not sure about the war. I’m just saying my birthday will be on Thursday. I was born 1963 and I’ll be 63.”
—Speech Impediment Terrence (06:06)

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Satire on Bizarre News

“There are no rules in this house...Not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom.”
—(23:49) (Mean Girls audio used for story of the “cool” Utah mom)

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Technical Glitches on Remote

“This is unpromoted pop up deal in Santa Ana, California... If you’re in California, hop on down!”
—John Clay Wolfe (10:12)

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Satire on Listeners & “Weirdos”

“JD just called all our listeners weirdos.”
—Bob (09:09)

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On Selling a Classic Hot Rod

“Every hand in the business been on it, John. The guys who taught Chip worked on this car. You know the rod father?”
—Caller (12:48)

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Mock Interview with “Stephen Hawking”

“Did you nail her too?”
“No, I did not nail that one legged woman. I’m okay with the one leg, but she’s a little old for me.”
—Bob as Hawking & John (16:19–16:24)

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Advice on Price Reality

“I prefer to deal with serious sellers and not crackhead dreamers... These guys, these $20,000 cars that you want $50,000 for—I mean, I can’t give it and stay in business.”
—John Clay Wolfe (123:08)

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Rich Man, Poor Man

“Outdoor showers. That makes sense. You’re very rich or you’re quite poor.”
—John Clay Wolfe / Michael Turley (76:54)

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The Power of Grayscale

“When you cut it down to black and white, you would not believe... that addiction, that desire to pull it up to your face, it will be cut by 60, 70 percent.”
—John Clay Wolfe (93:46)

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Notable Segments with Timestamps

| Segment | Timestamps | Details | |----------------------------|:-------------|-------------------------------------------| | World Events (Iran War) | 00:37–07:45 | Escalation, political satire, call-ins | | Call-Ins & Sell Your Car | 10:51–13:43, 43:00–46:00, 85:49–90:00, etc. | On-air car appraisals, negotiations | | Cool Moms Stories | 23:02–26:51 | Wild news: "Cool mom" criminal antics | | The Truth Lightning Round | 79:40–85:49 | Callers share opinions on Iran conflict | | Jeopardy game | 149:31–157:30| Internal, advertising & country music | | Rich Man, Poor Man bit | 76:29–79:33 | Satirical lifestyle comparisons | | White, Black, Latino, Other| 139:53–143:40| Crime-guessing game show segment |

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Tone & Style

• The John Clay Wolfe Show blends fast-paced, unscripted humor with raw, raunchy honesty, Texas twang, and a penchant for stepping right up to (or over) the line. The crew’s tone is boisterous, irreverent, and occasionally sincerely reflective amid the punchlines.

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For New Listeners

This episode offers a wild ride through current events, pop culture absurdity, and car business insights, all filtered through the lens of a rowdy, shoot-from-the-hip morning crew. From real-time car deals to war hot-takes, parody news, and open phone lines, it’s unsanitized weekend radio—the kind where you might just get a free car appraisal, a political rant, and a lesson in why not to rent to your ex.

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Transcript

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[John Clay Wolf]

Morning, everybody. Hey, Philadelphia. Hey, Florida. Hey. Pittsburgh, Carolina, how the hell are you? Dallas, Texas. Houston, Texas. J.D. ryan.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I'm here. Where are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm in California. I'm sitting in the Jordan family classic car collection room. We're working on the video here. We'll get it straight in a little bit. Nice. If you guys are watching on the YouTube, you don't see me, but I'll get it in a minute. Rob, I don't have my bop bop pin. I'll send you a picture of it. I can't get this stuff on. So we are we. This little warrior that we talked about last Saturday morning that surprised us is inflating, it looks like. Is that a fair statement?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah, I'd say so. Yeah, we'll be there three to five days, Three to five week, three to five months, three to five years.

[Bob]

Oh, surely not.

[Michael Turley]

No, hope not. But it has expanded from three to five days. It's already been five days.

[Bob]

Yeah. And Israel's amping it up, too, there. They've been bombing Beirut last couple of years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well.

[Michael Turley]

And Iran decided to bomb everybody around them.

[Bob]

Everybody.

[Michael Turley]

Everybody around them somewhere.

[Bob]

And was it Cyprus somewhere? You know, like. I mean, that's not. That's not the Middle East.

[Michael Turley]

You're not even in the Middle east anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you doing?

[JD Ryan]

Iran, I love the strategy of, like, it's. You never been in a bar fight and you just. You got one guy, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Screw it.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

I'm fighting everybody.

[Michael Turley]

Everybody. It's like any Western movie. They start out like that. One guy starts to fight, and then the whole bar room is going.

[Bob]

You get your second good lick on the guy, right? And then somebody hits you with a trash can from behind.

[Michael Turley]

You're like, oh, I mean, we're laughing. It's very serious. But, you know, we've sunk 47 Iranian ships, I believe.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, aren't the Russians coming in now, too? Yeah, yeah, they're gonna join the party.

[Michael Turley]

And then China. China also says if any of our people get hurt, we're in.

[Bob]

Whoa, when did this happen?

[Michael Turley]

This week? Thursday.

[Bob]

Russia.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. No. Well, Russia and China both.

[Bob]

They're in it or they're.

[Michael Turley]

No, they're not in it. They're threatening to be in it. China said if any of our Chinese citizens get hurt in this over there, I'm in. Little short, guys.

[Bob]

They're all about human rights now.

[Michael Turley]

Correct.

[Bob]

Okay, thanks, China.

[Michael Turley]

I'm sorry, John. We sort of took over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see the tweet last night where.

[Bob]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Iran showed a missile, a nuke that they're gonna nuke, threatening to hit Tel Aviv with.

[Michael Turley]

No, I missed that. Well, then they've just proved everybody's point. If they did that, then they proved everybody's point, which is, hey, we got moves.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is this kind of like a crazy man? He's not allowed to. Like when you're a felon, you're not allowed to have a gun.

[Michael Turley]

Exactly what it is, John. Yes. If you're crazy and you've proved it years over years, and we've only known this for 50 years, they're nuts. And, yeah. We've taken away their handgun, and they sign to things.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't want to have a handgun.

[Michael Turley]

Correct. And then they immediately.

[JD Ryan]

Israel's like, no, guys, they're lying. I'm telling you guys, they're lying. Finally, somebody's like, all right, well, we believe Israel. We'll join you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Look up what I'm talking about. You'll see a picture that they tweeted from the Israeli. Not Israel. Iranian head X account. Twitter account. I don't think I'm making this up. Live update. Trump says Iran will be hit very, very hard. Very, very hard. As Iranian president apologizes for strikes on neighbors.

[JD Ryan]

Sorry.

[Michael Turley]

It's like the drunk who gets drunk and shoots up all the houses in the neighborhood and gets up Saturday morning and goes, sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Iran called for. I mean, Trump called for Iran's unconditional surrender on Saturday. Right. Said Iran will be that, Harry. Be fit, hairy, hard, be hit very hard. And they're considering areas and groups not previously considered a target. The president said he would suspend attacks on countries and regions unless an attack. Iran originated from those nations.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the US Said demand or surrender a dream they should take to their grave. Yep. All right, so there's a lot of.

[Michael Turley]

They're. They're. Yeah, they're posturing. We will kill Americans. Okay, so for. It's not looking good for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what happens next?

[Michael Turley]

You no longer have an Air force or a navy. What happens? You know, that's a damn good question. I don't Have a clue. I bet Bob knows more than I do.

[Bob]

I listen. No, this is. I think this is almost beyond anybody.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. As to what happens. Maybe Trump will call us.

[Bob]

You begin to admire that old John Bolton a little more the further this goes on, Right?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[Bob]

NSA guy under Trump. And everybody goes, well, he's a Warhawk. He's a nut. He's been talking about this for 30 years. Sooner or later, boys, somebody's gonna have to take this guy's pistol away.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, right. We've done it. Kind of. Not really. Not yet.

[Bob]

It's. I.

[John Clay Wolf]

We just threatened to kick him out of the bar and we got him in a headlock. I've been there.

[Bob]

I find it kind of scary, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need him in the nuts.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speech impediment. Terence, what's your take on this,

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

on the war? Well, I'm not sure the world. I'm just saying my birthday will be on Thursday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

I was born 1963, and I'll be 63.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you think all this ends up?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you think all this ends up?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

I think what, all the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sends up

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

all the sums on 63. Be my golden birthday.

[Bob]

I'm thinking cake and presents. Probably how it'll end up.

[Michael Turley]

Hopefully some cards.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm talking about the war.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Yeah, the war. Well, I'm not sure what's going to happen. You know, they say one thing about the war, and I said, you know, it's going to end and it's going to increase. Then we're not chicken enough. But that way, Trump said, well, he said to Iran that, you know, we will not back down or something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Terrence. You heard it here first, folks. Birthday.

[Michael Turley]

Give him a break.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's turning 63, and we're not going to book down, Damn it.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if y' all fire a nuke, it is real. You're going to have to deal with speech impedimentarians.

[JD Ryan]

Boy, That's a threat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the calling number. And if speech impedimentary can get in speaking, so can you.

[Michael Turley]

Speaking of people calling in, you know how sometimes these news shows will just take anybody that calls in? They'll say, okay, you're on the air.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And they'll. They'll pretend it's somebody. Well, C SPAN did it this week. They were talking about the Supreme Court decision on the tariffs the other day, and a guy called in, said his name was John Barron. Now, people know. Remember this? Yeah. President Trump used to use that name when he would call talk shows if he didn't want to say who he

[Bob]

was in the 80s.

[Michael Turley]

So this is John Barron calling into C Span. Some folks think it might have really been the president. You decide. Get 13.

[John Clay Wolf]

John in Virginia. Republican, let's hear from you.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Well, this is John Barron. Look, this is the worst decision you've ever have in your life, practically, Jack. And Jack's going to agree with me, right? This is a terrible decision. And you have Hakeem Jeffries. He's a dope. And you have Chuck Schumer, who can't cook a cheeseburger. Of course these people are happy, but true Americans will not be happy. And you have the woman earlier. I assume she's a woman. She's a Democrat, but she's devastated.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we'll go to Chester. Democratic call.

[Bob]

They got Baba booed pretty good.

[Michael Turley]

That's a good one.

[Bob]

If he would slow down about two beats. He sounds a lot like the president.

[Michael Turley]

I'm surprised we don't have a Trump that calls this show. As many weirdos as we have to call.

[Bob]

Man, it's so hard finding the time. And it's your business. Mine is terrible. It's terrible.

[JD Ryan]

JD Just called all our listeners weirdos.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can y' all see me in here?

[Michael Turley]

Have you heard so far this morning? Okay, can we hear you?

[JD Ryan]

John, looking on the video.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you back? Am I on the video?

[Michael Turley]

Go to jcwshow.com and see John now live in somewhere in California.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's 6am out here. We've got our first two participants. We do not have a speaker. Like a. I forgot to put a speaker up here for the people that show up in Mike August, Adam Caroll. This guy is supposed to handle that. You know, they're big professional stars. They have everything set up perfectly. So they didn't bring me a speaker.

[JD Ryan]

Folks can go to where you're at.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Jordan Family Classic cars. And what city are we in? Santa Ana. Santa Ana. Yeah. The Paul Newman collection was moved from Reno to here. Adam Carollis, and it's in this building. And that's kind of. This is kind of like why we're doing this here today.

[JD Ryan]

So where's Waldo? Find John now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. This is unpromoted pop up deal in Santa Ana, California. Jordan Family Classic cars guys on the east coast in Texas. I don't think you're gonna make it unless you get in damn hurry. But if you're in California, hop on down. All right, Lightning rounds coming up next. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4, 800, 800 radio.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Virginia, I don't know your name, but I know that you're calling from Virginia. Can you hear me? Nope, lost him. Louisiana. 337 area code. Is that you?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

That's me.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

That's me. Hey, I heard one of you guys mentioned to the other ones that if don't call our listeners weirdos. Well, if. Yeah, y' all are calling me a weirdo for listening to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Bob]

I'm aware that, like a badge of

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

honor,

[John Clay Wolf]

Crab is on the phone. Can you believe it? Are you there, Crab?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I'm walking around the museum is really something else.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

And SoCal Wolf packers come on out to see John. And there's only two people here right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's six in the morning out here, Crab. It's pretty early. Yep, you did. They need to too. The east coast in Boca. Hell, y' all are. What time is it In Boca? It's 10. No, nine. Boca Raton, Florida. You on the air, Boca. I see you there and I hear you in the background. Boca Raton. Your phone number ends in four. Yes, sir.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Yes, that's me. Can you hear me, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you. What you got, John?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Yeah, all right, John, I got. I got up. I know you got the Mona Lisa with the Boyster. I got the Holy Grail.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a guy.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Maybe you're interested in what you got. It's a hot rod. It's been sitting 40 years, but it's in perfect condition.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Hot rod that little John built a night. It's a track roadster.

[John Clay Wolf]

Track road.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

That is 1923 Ford.

[John Clay Wolf]

1923.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Every hand in the business been on it, John. Every hand in the business. The guys who taught Chip worked on this car. You know, the rod father. Have you heard of the rod father?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Okay. This was his car first, and then he got help building it from a few guys. One guy, he had something to do with making windshield wipers.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is like the. The steam street name of the car.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

His name is Don Varner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Before we start quoting everybody's name, what is the name of the car? Does it have a handle?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

It doesn't have a name. Oakland Roadster Show. You know, it's a serious car. I think if you're interested, you know, I'll leave my Number and everything and give me a call, maybe work something out. But it's really. I think out of anyone I could call, you're the only guy I'm calling.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't do this. Go to give. Go to give me the vent. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and get me pictures and stuff and let me and the guys will send it to me and we'll go from there because we got. I just don't know what I'm talking about. But I can figure it out.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

I know you can.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know you just go load it up. Thanks for calling.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

I'll send you some info. Thank you, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 800-800-7234. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars and Radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com. a photo from the Epstein files has

[Bob]

gone viral showing the late physicist Stephen Hawking lying between two women in bikinis.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

What was he supposed to do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Walk away?

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[John Clay Wolf]

I know the studio up there is upstairs, but do you have Hawking? Is he downstairs? Yeah, I saw him out there last weekend.

[JD Ryan]

We can get him up here. It takes a second to lift him up through the stairs and everything.

[Michael Turley]

I'll go get him. Hang on.

[JD Ryan]

Grab him, jd.

[John Clay Wolf]

Poor little cripple bastard.

[JD Ryan]

Takes a second. Oh, here he comes.

[Michael Turley]

Step up to the mic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Roll.

[Michael Turley]

Roll forward a little bit.

[JD Ryan]

You gotta. Yeah, get closer to the mic.

[Bob]

Ouch. Don't touch me there.

[Michael Turley]

I'm sorry. I was trying to move you forward.

[Bob]

Oh, boy.

[Michael Turley]

Ari Yara.

[Bob]

I'm just glad I'm dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Steve, is it true that you were part of the horn dog conspiracy of the Epstein deal?

[Bob]

Now I can be absolutely honest with you, John Clay Wolf. I was never on the island.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought that they were giving you handies and getting awakened up.

[Bob]

Oh, Epstein Island. I was on Epstein Island.

[Michael Turley]

What did you think we were talking about?

[Bob]

It was very nice. I had corn, mate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kung pao.

[Bob]

It was wonderful. I shared it with a naked woman on the beach, but she was 64 years old.

[Michael Turley]

Okay?

[Bob]

She was actually married to Paul McCormick

[John Clay Wolf]

at the time. Did she have one leg?

[Bob]

Yes, in fact, she did. Did you nail her too?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I did not. I did not nail that one legged woman. Oh, my God. I don't like him that old. I'm okay. With the one leg, but she's a little old for me.

[Bob]

I have an easier time keeping up with an old woman. And she made the best.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Stephen Hawking.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Be careful rolling down the stairs there. Don't.

[Michael Turley]

Don't look out, don't look out. Don't slip.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

That hurts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[Bob]

Damn it.

[Michael Turley]

I was trying to look out, tried to catch him. Didn't work.

[John Clay Wolf]

It didn't work? No.

[Bob]

Paul McCartney's wife, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

You gotta wait. New Jersey, you're on the air. What you doing? Your number ends in 4161. Can you hear me?

[Bob]

He's not going to tell you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't see the screened calls on this end. Or maybe it's here. New Jersey. Are you there?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Yeah, I'm here. Where you hillbillies at?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm in California.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Are you guys in Texas?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that goof. The goofy ass hillbillies on the other. The other end are in Texas. But see, they're so redneck. I had to get away from.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

I used to live in San Antonio. 94, 93, 94. For a little while.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you called in to tell me that.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

I was. I was rocking the clubs out there. Place called Sneakers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, tell me more.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

I'm really interested, but I just started hearing you guys a couple weeks ago. You guys. Because I listened to this out here. I'm out here in. By Trenton. Trenton, New Jersey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Hey, by.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

And here, all you guys talking, I was like, what, it took over 10, 29 on Saturdays.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

We did, we did. Is that okay? Are we allowed? I mean, are you giving us a key to the city?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Yeah, I listen to. It's pretty cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, tell me more about Sneakers. Like back when you were the king cock of San Antonio and had all the Mexican.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

I. I had a good time. I got into a band called Heart Attack from Jersey and nobody knew me. I struck my stuff out there. I had a good time out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you like a KISS cover band? Like Strutter?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

No, we were doing all originals. Like, pretty much like rock rock. I put a Southern draw into their music because. I bet you did Southern rock. You know, I. I opened up for the outlaws down here in Asbury Park. Went by the Stone Pony one time with my band out here.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was your place? Were you the singer or the drummer or this or what?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Lead guitarist. And I also sang some stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you sing us one of your originals on national radio from. From back in the day.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

When the night comes down and there's not another soul around you're out on the streets alone searching you're not gonna find your own. That song is called City Lights.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. It's better than I was expecting. I was expecting you to make an ass of yourself in Mr. New Jersey. You proved that you are a strutter indeed. So thank you for joining Mikey Brown. You guys got it. Mikey Brown from Trenton.

[Bob]

I think he's my cousin.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're all better off now. North Carolina, good morning. You're on the air.

[JD Ryan]

I have to get the last four digits.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Good morning. Hey,

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

is this me?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on the air. That means you're on the air. You're live.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Got you. Thank you, sir. Yes, sir. I just want to speak about that Iran war right there. You know, I just think that, you know, let him send that nuke to freaking Tel Aviv, you know, it was all them Jews that. That were on that Epstein file, you know, and on that Epstein.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had to cut loose in North Carolina a little early.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You didn't have to dump it, but I bet you did. Or did you? Not really. Yeah, it's too.

[Michael Turley]

Just mean too much.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was just too much.

[Bob]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, I think, like, we should have let that out, and I think that everybody needs to get old enough to hit to hear what we have to deal with. Victor in Missions, Mission Hill, California.

[Bob]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on the air.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

John, what kind of beer you like?

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't bring me any today. I mean, you can bring me some,

[Bob]

but I'm not drinking today.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just. Miller Light or Ultra? I'm just a. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just easy going. That real beer gets me drunk and I'm more of a Pacer marathon guy. But yeah, we're down here in Orange county and Santa Ana.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

I'm gonna come up there before work, so maybe you'll.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have like a speaker, like a PA speaker that you could bring and plug into my box so that the people here can the show? Sorry, man.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

No, don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wish. If I get you Adam Corolla's credit card, can I send it to you and you pick me one up?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because this was his idea. Yeah. I'll pre k write down Victor's number. We might do that. Thank you, Victor.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

I'll get you. Can I do a megaphone? Does that work?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. It just needs to be some speaker. Like a party, like a little PA speaker for the. For the. For the attendees here. You know, they stuck me out on a remote. They didn't bring me any audio gear. So people are just looking at me like they can. All they can hear is me talking.

[JD Ryan]

Do you want to put a shout out where you're at so somebody can bring me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm at the Jordan family classic car collection in Santa Ana, California. If you go to our Facebook page, John Clay Wolf show, you can see the slide there in the location. If you just put it in maps, you'll see it. This is not going to help anybody except people in Southern California because it's too far. Bring a PA but bring a PA if you got one. And like, I bet that. I bet that old singer from Jersey had a PA in his trunk.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, no, he did.

[Bob]

No doubt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you know he did. What? You got the news, J.D. ryan.

[Michael Turley]

It's been there since 72. You want to do Florida news?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Sure.

[JD Ryan]

Well, not yet.

[Michael Turley]

Not yet, not yet.

[JD Ryan]

Not enough time. One, one minute left here.

[Michael Turley]

All right, let's find something else to talk about. Danny Utah woman. This is kind of fun. She was arrested after allegedly serving alcohol to a bunch of kids, 11 to 13 year old kids, at her dog at her daughter's birthday party. She's the cool mom, Bob.

[Bob]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

She's the cool mom. Apparently a parent who picked up their 13 year old daughter smelled the alcohol on her, called the cops. Cops came out. Yes. 20 of the kids were tested positive, I guess you would say, for alcohol. Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Old horror disease.

[Michael Turley]

They were. They were dancing and singing and drinking going on. Six of them did test positive. The mother throwing the party was Krista Lynn Tiso and she faces six counts now of giving alcohol to minors. Cut number one, Mike.

[John Clay Wolf]

There are no rules in this house. Not like a regular mom.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

I'm a cool mom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Cool mom in prison.

[Bob]

The cool mom party.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a good story on a cool mom in Louisiana that wound up having sex with one of her teenage son's friends. That we need to talk about here in a minute. Recent. Okay, that's a tease.

[Michael Turley]

That's a good radio tea, Johnny.

[John Clay Wolf]

When we come back, I'll cover the coolest mom of all. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars and Radio, America's best car buyer. Give me the vid.com. we are live in California in Santa Ana today. Go to our show page if you want to find out where. Be right back.

[Bob]

I am worth more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Am I worth more?

[Bob]

Yeah, I'm worth a whole lot more.

[Podbean Announcer]

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[Bob]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Show Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

So I promised a cool mom story, Calvin and I'm going to deliver. And they say if you're in Louisiana and you're not screwing and you're not drinking, then you're just visiting. And this backs that story up.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

DeRidder Louisiana Somebody call in the nail this gal because you know she's been around 800-800-7234 she was the mayor. J.D.

[Bob]

wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mayor. 40 year old hot mayor. Pretty good looking hold hide of DeRidder Louisiana Misty Roberts her trial last week Rich reached a verdict after deliberating for less than an hour of guilty and she got wasted with her son's friends and she nailed one of them. Raped him is what they call it. 17 I have a feeling he was really wanting to be raped by looking at her. But she's going to jail and her brother is in jail already. So she if it was a co ed jail she'd get to hang out with him for sex with underage as well. So this is a horny family from Louisiana.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Ex mayor convicted after son walks in on lewd act. Okay, there you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Son walked in and he was yelling at his mom.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you doing?

[Michael Turley]

We're wrestling.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't she and she. And so she says go whip his ass. He's the one that did it. And so the son went and beat up his friend for nailing his mom. Wow. And if this was in the trailer park it'd be more understandable. But this lady was the mayor.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of a town. However, the state is a very rural area of Louisiana. So it all makes perfect sense to me.

[Michael Turley]

She might get 17 years in prison for this. Wow. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now her husband they're calling a cuck. Cuckold. He is pretty nice looking guy. I read up on this last night. It interests me. Imagine you did and he. She's been cheating on him for a while. No, no, no. I'm screwed up. I'm on a different story in my head. Who's the woman who's Trump's gal that just got blasted that was in charge of ice? Oh, no, the good looking one. He's being called the cuckold husband because he walked. Christie has been cheating and he is known.

[Michael Turley]

Christy, you're fired.

[Bob]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now his family members are speaking out, saying it's time to leave her. I think they might be separated.

[Bob]

Well, she's got one of the government jets and you know, you can. You can carry like 100 people on this deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bob]

But they've fixed it all up. There's one of the big passenger wings, one of the big passenger, you know, areas. And there's just a big old king sized bed, man. And like they've got a little love nest plane they've been flying around in

[John Clay Wolf]

her and her lover, the guy that also works for the government.

[Bob]

Yeah, allegedly. Allegedly.

[Michael Turley]

Very much allegedly.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, Bob. Oh, you've mentioned that you don't have that. You think you could be more gainfully employed.

[Bob]

How so?

[John Clay Wolf]

And that guy had a good gig.

[Bob]

Yeah, that's a good gig. That's a damn good gig.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a good gig. Like, if you had a gig like that, we'd be hanging out with you.

[Bob]

I mean, I kind of have a gig like that now, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

How was your gig last night? Did y' all have some people at the new. The Road Springs Roadhouse?

[Bob]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got open. Grand reopening in Walnut Springs, Texas. And it's Rattlesnake roundup weekend, if you want to go down there.

[Bob]

Let me tell you what's surprising, man. Like, last Thursday and this Thursday have been equally pretty good, but the Fridays have been great. Of course, we got all these people in town this weekend for the Rattlesnake Roundup, but it's been. It's been quite good. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were there many people there last night?

[Bob]

I think we may have had something like 50 or 60.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good.

[Michael Turley]

It's good.

[Bob]

Okay. A lot of in and out traffic because they like what they like to do here. Especially after the sun goes down. They stand out front and loiter. So. But they.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know what they're really doing.

[Michael Turley]

What are they really doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Bobbo knows what they're doing.

[Michael Turley]

What are they doing, Bob?

[John Clay Wolf]

They're drinking one beer.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then they're going outside and they're grabbing beers out of the cooler and smoking and drinking on the porch. That's called loitering.

[Michael Turley]

Loitering.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's A more efficient way to party. Yeah.

[Bob]

And just not there's anything wrong with that. We all loiter sometimes. But it's great, actually. The songs have gone over well. We've had a lot of compliments. You know, we play a weird mix of tunes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Me and Paul. It's like, you know that. That Pink Floyd song that we do. You would never think that would work in a honky tonk, but people love it.

[Michael Turley]

People love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which one is it? Wish you were here, Wish you were here.

[Bob]

The acoustic. The fully acoustic version.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's a good tune.

[Bob]

Yeah, it's. It's going okay. You've. You've heard us a time or two,

[John Clay Wolf]

you know, think about that sign. Does it look good? I haven't seen it yet.

[Bob]

Oh, it's beautiful. It's beautiful. Beautiful. I came in daytime on Thursday, and it was already there. But Thursday night when it went on, I was like, wow. Very classy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did it make the effect? Those signs on either. Either side of the street. One's on the canteen and one's on the roadhouse. You know, I was trying to, you know, the effect I was going for. Did it do it?

[Bob]

I think so. Yeah. Absolutely. Because it draws the eye.

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[Bob]

Both directions.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, kind of a Radiator Springs

[Bob]

kind of look very much the Bosque cantina. Building's beautiful already, Right. But then John got this, like, retro y. Almost like something from a comic book. Smaller sign. What is it, 4ft, maybe 5ft tall, with an arrow. The arrow that pointing down and bends towards the building. And it just says.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got like a hundred bulbs on it.

[Michael Turley]

Jesus.

[Bob]

Tacos. Tacos.

[John Clay Wolf]

It just says tacos.

[Bob]

Very cool. It's great. It's very cool.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, before.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's. There's like a hundred light bulbs on it around the outside.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[Bob]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's a lot I can know because I had to replace them all the other day.

[Bob]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they broke them when they shipped it.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, no. Oh, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. What else have we got in the news?

[Michael Turley]

Actually, Bob had a story. We were talking about cool moms. Didn't you have a cool mom story, Bob?

[Bob]

Well, I have a story, but I did not have a cool mom. And because I did not have a cool mom, my best friend and I, in sophomore year, right. Threw a keg party, all right. Through our own Craig party. Sent guys to Munster, where you used to have to go to buy beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Bob]

Get a keg, bring back a bunch of Booze. We're hanging, having a great time out here in the country. And my dad's place sounds like a mom to me. Everybody was. There was awesome. Their girls and booze, man, Everybody's smoking Marlboros and Salem Light, man. Sure, you know, having a good time. And our dads came, and my party got busted, and they made me sell my tickets to the Texas Jam. So I didn't get to see Boston when I was 17, and I didn't get to take Heather to the Texas Jam. And so years later, I married somebody else and my whole life screwed up ever since.

[JD Ryan]

Better to have a cool party.

[Michael Turley]

Being busted all because of one cake. Party.

[Bob]

Whole life.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened to Heather?

[Bob]

Oh, she's married to some prick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is she like, the same guy? Like, did she marry that one guy in Stick?

[Bob]

No, no, she. She married a guy and was a few years. And now she's got a guy. He had like nine children or something, and they're living in.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet he doesn't have nine children.

[Bob]

Coders. Well, maybe it was seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he a white guy?

[Bob]

No resentment. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

No resentment.

[Bob]

She's fine, man. Listen. She was my little girlfriend from the second grade to the sixth grade, so I became quite attached, and it just, you know, in high school, I was getting it back, man. It was. It was happening, John. It was happening. I was getting her back. I was getting her back. And then no Texas Jam done.

[Michael Turley]

My whole life screwed, ruined.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how old was she when she married this first guy?

[Bob]

First guy? She was, man. I think we were like 20, maybe 21.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how much gap was there between first divorce and second marriage? I know you kept up with this

[Bob]

day by day, actually, because I saw her a few times in between there.

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[Bob]

I was getting her back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you kiss.

[Bob]

Getting her back?

[Michael Turley]

You were getting her back?

[Bob]

Did I kiss her? You know me, dude. Yeah, of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Between. I know. Speaking of the lady that you. You leased your house to that stole all your stuff. Yeah. Did you get some stuff back? Did you mention that?

[Bob]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, so you leased your house to this gal that you were having a relationship with, and she moved out. Was she? And she took your refrigerator and your weed eater and your.

[Michael Turley]

And sold his hot tub.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sold it. Yeah. Sold your hot tub.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Now do you think. Now I know that you and her were having sexual relations. Jeffrey Epstein. I said, do you think that she.

[Bob]

I didn't say anything like that at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did.

[Bob]

For all I know, you and she, like, we're having sexual relationship.

[Michael Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. She Came out to the place one time, you. Absolutely. I mean, why is that a secret now?

[Bob]

We were definitely not then

[John Clay Wolf]

when she was living there.

[Bob]

No, no. And definitely not when she came out here. We were totally. Totally platonic. Definitely when she came out here that time a couple years ago. Yeah, we were definitely. We were definitely. Nothing was going on then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bob]

I appreciate that you're fascinated by my love life, and it is a neat. A neat track record, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm just trying to get down to the theft. And if she felt like she was shorted and was she paying you with poontang in exchange for rent?

[Bob]

Not at all. If I'd known all the stuff that she was gonna steal, she damn sure would have. Yeah, but here's. Here's how it happens, John. So you rent your house out to somebody. The first time I went over, you know, I was like, oh, man, this place is a mess. I'm not gonna. So not only respecting their privacy, and I did, but I just didn't want to look at the place.

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[Bob]

Because some people are just. We all live differently in. In a house.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[Bob]

I didn't want to look at it. So it was all fine. But over the course of time, after the first, like, six months, you know, she's like, well, your stove doesn't work. I said, what do you mean it doesn't work? I had a 1958 GE J308 Liberator that lasts forever. Yeah. Thing was £300. It's all steel. She goes, well, it won't come on. I'm like, well, look at the breaker. No, it won't come on. It's gotta go. I said, it's gotta go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotta go.

[Bob]

Okay, we'll call Wes and tell him to haul it off and he can have the scrap money for taking it in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Bob]

And fine. So it's gone. She probably sold that.

[Michael Turley]

Probably.

[Bob]

Washer and dryer, gone. Refrigerator, hot tub, gone. Over the course of six years. Once in a while, she'd call and say, hey, this thing's broke. It's gotta go.

[John Clay Wolf]

And why didn't you say, daddy will be home in a minute. We'll earn another one.

[Bob]

I'm just not as intelligent as you, I guess, John, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy and sell cars. I don't sell them on the radio, just buy them on the radio. From America's best car buyer. GiveMeTheEven.com. Again. The dressing rooms are great. They come on strong, and it ain't too long.

[Bob]

Go change all the watches and Clocks in your home spring forward one hour like a myth we can know and you'll probably run late Until Easter is

[John Clay Wolf]

gone all the times they are a change. Hey, laughs. From Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning.

[Bob]

It's the John Clay Wolf show starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown, and featuring DJ Pre K, Rush Limbo, Keith Richards, Randy the Chipmunk, and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning, everybody. How the hell are you? Good morning. We are live here and I'm actually in sunny California in Santa Ana. You're welcome, California guys. OC guys, you're welcome to come down and sit in on the show. We're in a beautiful room full of beautiful cars at the Jordan family collection. J.D. i don't know if you put that on our John Clay Wolf Show Facebook page.

[Michael Turley]

I haven't, but I will please do.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the address or just take the link of the website and put it here. But the Paul Newman collection, Corolla's Paul Newman race car collection, they moved it down here and that's how I ended up down here. There's more to that story, but I'll refrain.

[JD Ryan]

Is there a PA on the way?

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a PA getting plugged in right now. One of our listeners was nice enough to run over to Walmart and grab a package and I will be sending Corolla the bill.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, John. Hey, John, why'd you do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, what if you just do the show from. Will you do the show down there where the Newman collection is? You're going to be down in Orange County? Sure. All right. And I looked at his manager, I said, you do everything. Set it up. I want to show up. It's done. I don't want to do nothing. Yesterday afternoon from his manager, hey, man, his wife's really mad at him for being gone so long. I don't know if he can make it serious. Right? And I didn't know. I didn't think that that changed the fact that he was going to get this ready and set up. So I get in here this morning and there's people here and there's no PA and there's. They can't hear anything. They're listening to the show on their phones. Wow. God, but that sucks, dude.

[Bob]

You know, I can hear it now. You know, John, I got this invoice for $300 and it says I bought a PA speaker at Walmart. You know, I don't shop at Walmart. I would have bought that at Walgreens. Drive my Datsun to Walgreens.

[Michael Turley]

John, that's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brian in Oklahoma you've got a mild out four cylinder Tacoma you want $10,000 for. Oh also Kristi Gnomes husband was cheating. Is this confirmed?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, how do you know?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

We did talk snooze.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well then it must be true.

[Bob]

It must be true.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Well of course

[John Clay Wolf]

Fox News sucks. Fox News does not suck. But it's not. Did you, did you see where Trump and Tucker are having a problem?

[Bob]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Oh yeah, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because Tucker wants to be President. He said. Oh stop.

[Michael Turley]

Carlson. President.

[John Clay Wolf]

You heard it here first folks.

[JD Ryan]

Why not?

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you mean why not? Well, I mean Adam Carolla, why not Arnold Schwarzenegger? Why not Ronald Reagan?

[JD Ryan]

Well, Arnold can't.

[John Clay Wolf]

But. Yeah, understood. But I mean the, the idea of celebrities turning into political elected officials is not new.

[Bob]

No spades have been broken on that trend. Absolutely. And I hate to say this by the way, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

ryan.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[Bob]

But you really can't count Tucker Carlson out on anything.

[Michael Turley]

That's true.

[Bob]

As far as he's. I would remember when he was the little bow tie guy on Crossfire on CNN in the like mid-80s. Right?

[Michael Turley]

Yep, yep.

[Bob]

You know, he's come a long damn way, Tucker Carlson. I mean, what can't, what can't he do?

[Michael Turley]

What can't he do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, what he can't do is give. What he cannot do is give $10,000 for a 200,000 mile 30 year old Tacoma.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

So the price dropped on them too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why are your guy. Why are you guys in Oklahoma so high on their high mile trucks? There's got to be.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Hey, I just, I, he asked me for a number. That's what I threw out there. All right, so what's the number on it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Five. Five? Yeah, a thousand. I mean they're still worth a lot.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did I buy it?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

I know you put it on Marketplace, you're gonna have. No, you're gonna have about.

[Michael Turley]

No,

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

I'd give that for it. Hell, but I know you put on the Marketplace, you're gonna have enough of them illegals up here trying to bid on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

How nice is it out there in the parking lot? How nice is it? How nice is it?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

It's probably a seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what will really buy it?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Electric windows.

[John Clay Wolf]

Electric windows. What will really buy it?

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

Yeah,

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

how else? You, you said five.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did eight, ten. Eight would really buy it. And you said it's a seven, so it doesn't. You don't have the San Bernardo burning burnt paint job on it. Okay. You Said, what do you mean burnt? Is the paint burnt? No, that's the way you mean it. There you go. No. Hell no. Well, yeah, I mean, a little on the hood and I hadn't looked on the roof in 10 years, but if you get up on the roof, it's burnt too.

[Bob]

Probably get them damn illegals to paint it for you.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Listen, listen, I bought the thing the other day. It's pretty slick.

[John Clay Wolf]

But anyways, what'd you pay for it?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

So five's your number.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd you pay for it? Tell the truth. Okay, well then, I mean, so why am I crazy?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Well, I thought I got a good deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

You did, But I want a good deal too.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

He's crazy. I didn't say. I didn't say you was crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Are you gonna get any of those damn illegals, as you called them, to paint the hood?

[Bob]

Right on, man.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Yeah, I know where some are.

[Michael Turley]

I bet you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you take a thousand profit and we can get this painful exchange over with?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Well, I mean, I might have the illegals come paint it all ice, get a thousand dollar reward and then reform. I get a free paint job.

[JD Ryan]

He's got it worked out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Justin, you've been thinking about this.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

That's research. I've been thinking about hiring some and then. Then on payday, call them, you know what I mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's terrible. I don't want any part of this conversation, Jeffrey Epstein. All right, so you gonna sell me your truck or not?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

You said six.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said six, I paid five. You just bought it the other day and you haven't done anything to it. That's a thousand dollars profit.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Well, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I'm in Oklahoma, man. Okay, are you gonna sell me your truck?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Get paid. I'm gonna hold the lad locks and get paid.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm hanging up, I'm hanging up.

[Bob]

They'll get you a bow tie and your GDD and you could be the next Tucker Carlson jackass. God almighty. That took a long. Was that like a six week phone call? Yeah, it seemed like a long time.

[JD Ryan]

It's Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that was. It's hard ass Oklahoma high miles. I mean, it's just all the same every time, right?

[Bob]

You ain't kidding.

[Michael Turley]

God, every time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every single time.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

This has been going on for a long time too. This is why Oklahoma gets the reputation that it has. Yeah, there's some good ones in Oklahoma. I just hadn't met him yet. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If Oklahoma listeners, if your callers embarrass you. You can call in and be the other side, the adverse, the reciprocal of what you're hearing. Because I need some good Oklahoma to straighten it out. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Coming up next is the lightning round. We will bid the cars on the radio just like we did for Oklahoma Iceman, but we'll do it much faster. So if you call in now, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is what it spells out. Give me year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean, and I will buy your car on the air right now. Forgive.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Well, it's Friday and we're getting tore

[Bob]

up going down to the river in

[John Clay Wolf]

the back of Fred's truck.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

I'm worth more.

[Michael Turley]

I'm worth more. You bet I'm worth more.

[Podbean Announcer]

We completely [e-mail] you are worth more and your car's worth more. And we want to pay more for good cars that give me the VIN because they are worth more and so are you. And remember, if we don't beat a deal from Carvana or Carmax, we'll pay you 100 bucks for top price, trust and ease of transaction. GiveMeTheVin.com, america's Best Car buyer, sell us your car.

[Bob]

Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show

[John Clay Wolf]

and we are live. Maria from Oklahoma, are you calling to straighten it out?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me about it.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

So listen, we're not all. We're not all hicks and backwoods, you know, rednecks. We're not all like that. Some of us are very good hearted, hard working folks and I'm one of them. And yes, my name is Maria.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

I am not an illegal alien.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

I'm not even Hispanic. But we have a very diverse culture here and we all embrace it.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

Not like that guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

What age did you lose your virginity?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Oh, my gosh, you're kidding right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

He does that to me.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

14, but we aren't related.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Maria. I didn't actually ask that question. Turley drops, drops on me. Jim in Pittsburgh, good morning, you're on the air.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Yes, I have a car that I'm trying to get some insight on. It's. It's not for sale. It is an 81 old G body cutlass, two door and it's a factory diesel with about 52, 000 original miles. And I'm trying to find production numbers on this, and I'm having a heck of a time trying to find that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think they made 13,000. 13,000.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Oh, okay. All right. That's just something I've been searching for for quite a while. Just because.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was that information worth to you? I do take credit cards.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Ah, okay. 100 million. How's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's perfect. Pre put, put him back on hold. Pre K. Run his card for a hundred million. Let's see if it clears. Thank you very much. Dropped the show on Adam Carolla last minute. Why are you bitching Eric now? Straighten me out. Eric, Florida, you there?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Yeah, so I didn't hear the whole story, but because I was kind of in and out of the show. But I mean, it pretty much tuned it on right as soon as you guys started and it to wait, it sounded like to me, the way it sounded like to me was that you, you sort of dropped the show on Adam to do last minute. To which, of course, he said, oh, sure, I'll do it. And then, and then when he was unable to do it later because his wife didn't approve or whatever, then, then he called back and said, I'm sorry, John, I'm not gonna be able to do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And no, no, that is not what happened. No, Eric in Florida.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Is that not what happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

That is not what happened.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

I just thought, okay, they asked me,

[John Clay Wolf]

go ahead, knowing that I was going to be in California this weekend because they flew back with me from Texas because I was nice enough to give them my studio last Sunday and bring my friend Ted Nugent over to. For Adam to use my studio in Texas for a podcast with he and Ted Nugent, which you will see on the Adam Carolla show probably this week. So I brought him back to Texas and on the way back said, hey, you're doing your show on Saturday, right? Yeah. Why don't you do it over at Jordan Family Classic Car center where the Newman collection is in Santa Ana? Will you do that for us? Sure. So they dropped it on me last minute.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

I mean, okay, all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now he's not showing up.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

I just, I just, that's all I heard. You know, I was just like, damn, John, I think you're throwing Adam under the bus a little bit. But, but I, I, I, I'll stand corrected. The other thing is, do you know, are you, are you in Santa Ana right now?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sitting here looking at some show listeners as we speak, sitting in a room full of beautiful cars of the Jordan family car collection in Santa Ana right now. If you go to our YouTube [e-mail], you'll see it.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Okay, so that's cool. I. I used to live out in California. I lived in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody cares. What do you got?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

But the thing is, is I lived in Costa Mesa. You know where Costa Mesa is?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's right down the effing road, dude. I mean, come on. Yeah, I mean, if I walk outside, it hit me in the face.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

I mean, I can't say I've really been to Santa Ana too much because I was only there for a minute. But I'm sure they've got cool car museums, stuff like that there. I just think it will. Since you're there, why don't you. Why don't you make throw, you know, mention that you're there? You know, Costa Mesa, too, because it's kind of a cool place.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sure you weren't born in Oklahoma?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have any direct relatives from Oklahoma?

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

I don't know.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

That's a good question.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you do. I think you do.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just because you're just kind of. Yeah, I just feel it. I smell it. There's something off about you, Eric.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

You know, it's funny. There's something funny. You know, it's funny that when I was growing up, because I. I lived between California and Florida my whole life.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a long stretch, buddy. Everybody lives between California and Florida. Do you know what you just said?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

And Cape Canaveral.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so I gotta go to pray.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

I sound like. They're like, are you a country boy? And I'm like, what? You hear a country singing? My voice.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Anyways, have a good day.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what's right between California and Florida? Oklahoma. And that's where you're from. You need to figure this out. That if you've been going to psychologists and trying to figure out what's wrong with me, what's wrong with me. That's what's wrong with you, Eric. You're from Oklahoma and nobody told you, so now I'm telling you so. You're welcome. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars and Radio For America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com. be right back. This is it.

[Bob]

I showed him what true artistry looks like.

[Show Announcer]

The John Clay Wolf Show. If it's more you crave, check out jcwshow.com podcast, replays, Twitch socials, livestream, and check out the GMTV Gold Garage YouTube channel.

[Bob]

Dog in England recently gave birth to

[John Clay Wolf]

a litter of 17 puppies which is believed to be the largest ever litter of Irish doodles. Yeah, you didn't need to tell us she was Irish.

[Show Announcer]

This is the John Clay Wolf show. Check out the GMTV Garage YouTube channel, complete with live video [e-mail] and now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Scott, you know the mayor that was that had sex with her teenage son's friend.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Well, I met her at the festival. She was walking around, you know, grab, you know, grabbing palms.

[John Clay Wolf]

She grabbed you in the private.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Yeah, no, not with a bunch of other dudes around. But I tell you what, she's. She's pretty good. You know, I wouldn't have kicked her out of bed, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. She's pretty shiny.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is up?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

And I think that, I think that's how she got elected. Just because she was hot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Well, she definitely got laid. We've established that. We're talking about the. The Mayor of DeRidder, Louisiana that banged one of her son's friends and got arrested and is going to jail. Jay in Oklahoma, what you got

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

remembered?

[John Clay Wolf]

Me? I don't know if I do or not.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Yeah, I just called about the Oklahoma guy.

[JD Ryan]

No, of course they don't have good signals over there.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. J.D. ryan, what is in the news, sir?

[Michael Turley]

What's in the news? Let's see you on new floor. Okay.

[Bob]

And now from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State news with your certified lifeguard, J.D. ryan.

[Michael Turley]

Let's see. In Lake Worth Beach, Florida, woman pulled over. You've everybody done this. You've seen there are certain areas you can't hold your phone and talk while you're driving through. Certain areas where she was holding her phone. She got arrested for that. She got a ticket for it. The problem is it was a hands free area and she's. Her problem is what the officer actually cited her for. Listen to this. Kind of great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turns out you can still get a ticket for driving with a device in

[Podbean Announcer]

your right hand, even if you don't have a right hand.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

All right, man, so you're going to receive citation for wireless communication device handheld while driving.

[Bob]

You can't.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

We got to put the phone down

[Bob]

as we operate a motor vehicle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, and you put on there that you saw me with my right hand holding it. That's what you said when you pulled me over. Yes. That you saw Me holding my device with my right hand. I like this one.

[Podbean Announcer]

Okay.

[Bob]

If you want to take it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course. That's what you said you saw. Okay. Okay. Any questions for me?

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

No.

[Podbean Announcer]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope, I'm good.

[JD Ryan]

She doesn't have a right hand.

[Michael Turley]

Any waves? She waves with her left hand, says goodbye. She didn't have a right hand. Yes. All right, officer, way to go. Another woman in Miami.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's her right hand?

[Michael Turley]

She just. That part of the story we don't have.

[JD Ryan]

I can't find it.

[Michael Turley]

That's why I was moving.

[John Clay Wolf]

They just can't find it.

[Michael Turley]

Just can't find it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't. I mean. Jd, when you bring us stories like this, can you please do a little

[Michael Turley]

more due diligence research, Find out where.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did she lose her hand? Where did she leave her hand?

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need to know these things.

[Michael Turley]

Inquiring minds want to know. Woman in Miami, Florida. She was arrested after investigators say she was working as a doctor without a medical license. 31 year old gala ship Adelco reportedly advertised that she'd do. She would do your Botox, she would do your lip fillers. The problem is the Florida Department of Health says no, you're not licensed to do any of that. Shipping Dello is now facing multiple felony charges in Dade County. And believe it or not, you're not going to believe this.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, but we have her here.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

In the studio. We actually have. Once again, step up to the mic if you would, sweetheart. There you go. Galena. Galena. Is that correct?

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

I'm here with you now and you

[Michael Turley]

were giving people Botox?

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

My proper name.

[Michael Turley]

Your proper name.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

Galena Victorovna Spitlenko.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

What is karya? Galena?

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

Say with me now.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

I will spill your delco.

[Michael Turley]

You'll spill my delco.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

I am to make women wonderful women.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

I blow up their lips.

[Michael Turley]

You blow the lips up.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

I tuck other tummies.

[Michael Turley]

You tuck in the tummies.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

And I will spend the delco.

[Michael Turley]

You will smell the devil.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

I have done no wrong.

[Michael Turley]

Well, you don't have to go here. You don't have a license.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

I live a peaceful life in Aston. Chores.

[Michael Turley]

Yes. But you don't have a license to do medical procedures.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

No license is necessary when you are.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

You are dignified by God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I see.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

As we read in the second book of the Corinthians.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Oh, here we go.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

Help thy neighbor. Be wonderful. Beautiful.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

And I have made many famous women more beautiful.

[Michael Turley]

Your famous women.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

The who? Britney Spears.

[Michael Turley]

Britney Spears.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You did.

[Michael Turley]

Britney Spears.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

She's the woman who says, oops, I do that again.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Is this Russian or Hispanic?

[Michael Turley]

I can't tell.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have a Puerto Rican. Are you Puerto Rican?

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

I am from the Ukraine.

[Michael Turley]

From the Ukland.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

Ukraine.

[JD Ryan]

Ukraine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ukraine

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

also.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

Also the Christian Gnome. Christy Gnome, direct of Homeland Security.

[Michael Turley]

Well, she was.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

She's beautiful.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

I make her this way.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think she filled her lips.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

I am. To make women youthful. I don't think Melania.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you filled hers?

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

Not Melania Trump. Oh, this is Melania Carter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

She lives down the road from me. She gave me $400, and I make her beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

This is what I do. You seem like you might need something with your.

[Michael Turley]

I need a little tuck tag stuff.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

Maybe with your chin. Yeah, you say chin.

[Michael Turley]

I do.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

I do. Cheat for $4,000. No, I do it here. I have my knives. I have my knives and my special cream. It is not Botox. Yeah, it is Belito Tax.

[Michael Turley]

But you got arrested for not doing for.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

I buy in Kazakhstan from a man named Borat.

[Michael Turley]

Borat.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

He is my brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

Very nice.

[Michael Turley]

Very nice guy.

[Bob]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Michael Turley]

We appreciate you coming by, and I hope you, too.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

John Clay Wolf. You could be beautiful like me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Thank you. Rob in Texas. What have you got?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

The truth is, the young lady in Florida does not have a right hand. It was amputated.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. Do you know her?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

No, I do not. And I do not know why it was amputated.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know why you decided to pick up the phone and call into a national radio show to tell me this?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

The truth is, y'. All. Y' all didn't know she. She was missing her right hand.

[John Clay Wolf]

The truth is. It was a joke. You dumb son of a God of mine. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800, radio man. Was it full moon last night?

[Michael Turley]

Yes. This week has been a full moon. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, now it's making more sense.

[Bob]

Well, because everybody in Florida knows each other, right?

[Michael Turley]

Hey, man, I live between Florida and California.

[Bob]

That's what happened to her hand, man. She got her hand stuck under Manitou Come right off. She's a little bone girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sound like Lindy Park.

[Bob]

I'm just glad those mantus don't bite you.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, they don't bite.

[Bob]

They don't got sharp teeth. You take a long time to bite you. But if they sit on you, you lose a hand. You can lose a hand. So you know that gal's a nice gal. Hey, give her a hand, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. We'll be right back. My name's John Claywell. Remember, if you'd like to watch us live on the stream, go to our YouTube channel, JCW. Like John Claywolf, jcwshow.com and this show is brought to you by Give me the vintage. And also if you want to get rid of spam calls and text, @jcwshow.com there's a link to Incogni, who's a new sponsor of our show. And they've done it. They've gave us logins to their system. It's a quick setup. And they will smoke all of your spam email and spam text. It's amazing, these call centers hammering you. It's worth the money. And it's cheap. Cheap. And it's 60 off if you go through jcwshow.com because they know I sent you if you go through there. And I highly recommend them. Incogni. Be right back.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmethevid.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I'm a little screwed up. Today's not the time change, is it?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like right now?

[Michael Turley]

No, tomorrow.

[JD Ryan]

Tonight.

[Michael Turley]

Tonight.

[Bob]

You didn't miss it.

[Michael Turley]

Sunday morning at 2am it will suddenly be 3am Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was like, wait a minute, I forgot to change my watch.

[Michael Turley]

Nude.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

Hear that man? His money.

[Michael Turley]

They do that Sunday night, Sunday morning so that way the bars aren't completely screwed up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, being a barkeep myself, I appreciate that. Sure.

[Michael Turley]

That way, you know, it's 2:00am that's why they do it at 2:00am

[John Clay Wolf]

hey, we were talking about weird people earlier.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, we were.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was went to dinner with Chip Foose night before last and he was talking. We were talking about some stories about odd people coming up and kind of being weird. And he had a guy ask him to pee in a bottle because he wanted to drink his pee.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, stop it. No way, John. That didn't happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

It did. He's not a he. He's not a jerk. He doesn't say stupid stuff like I do. Yeah, when he says something, he means it.

[JD Ryan]

So what did he tell the dude?

[John Clay Wolf]

Knowing him, I didn't ask him what he told the dude, but he probably just laughed and said, hey man, I appreciate her thing. He probably said thank you. Because that's what he says to everybody. Thank you. He's probably caught off guard.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

But. But that's a new one. I haven't had that.

[Michael Turley]

I Don't believe I'll be doing that, but thank you. Would you like a signature, maybe

[Bob]

Get a selfie maybe?

[John Clay Wolf]

Seriously.

[Michael Turley]

The weirdest damn thing that makes you wonder, though, if rock stars like people like Mick Jagger or whoever, have people walk up and ask that odd, odd question that I won't even repeat.

[Bob]

I'll tell you what, man. Well, I've been admiring you for a long time. I like your cars.

[Michael Turley]

Good, good, good.

[Bob]

I'm gonna ask you something now. It's gonna sound a little bit off wall.

[Michael Turley]

Sure. It's good to meet you. Nice you come in here.

[Bob]

Would you pee for me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Excuse me?

[Bob]

Come on.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

What?

[Bob]

Come on now. Right? Hey. Hey, Chip.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not gonna. No.

[Bob]

Hey, Chip.

[Michael Turley]

What?

[Bob]

I got pictures of you on my car right now. Come on.

[Michael Turley]

What is the. No.

[Bob]

Are you gonna pee anyway?

[Michael Turley]

Thanks.

[Bob]

Come on.

[Michael Turley]

I appreciate you coming by, but you're gonna have to leave now.

[Bob]

Chip Foods forever, man. Well.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, John, did you have a listener send a bunch of tuna fish to you?

[Bob]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What was that all about?

[JD Ryan]

I don't know. There's like a. We got a bunch of tuna.

[Bob]

What a great story. I'll tell you what a great story. It's actually not tuna. Albacore.

[Michael Turley]

Albacore tuna.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they just trying to promote their brand?

[Michael Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get that.

[Bob]

It's better than that, man.

[Michael Turley]

Michael, at age 24. This is his letter. It's actually a Dear John letter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, is it?

[Michael Turley]

Dear John, my name is Trevor. Michael, at the age of 24, I bought my own not sinking boat, commercial fishing boat. I have some good years, but I'm having some trouble getting to the next step. I have people around me here with big boats that bring in half a million to a million dollars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Didn't they do this bit on Forrest Gump?

[Michael Turley]

I don't believe so. I'm lucky to live through season after season. John. My boat is 84 years old. It's made out of wood. And occasionally we have. It does tend to sink.

[John Clay Wolf]

Salt water's a bitch on a wood boat.

[Michael Turley]

Go ahead. But possibly you and maybe Richard Rawlings could partner with me, buy me a new boat, and together we can make lots of money.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is Forrest Gump.

[Michael Turley]

This is real Bubba. Age 36. And he's got a website. I mean, it's all. It's all real. He bought. He catches these tuna one by one with lines. He didn't throw nets. He goes in the back of this boat by himself. I've seen the videos, trust me. And he. He buys these. And actually, we've Opened and tried the tuna. It's quite delicious.

[JD Ryan]

Is it good?

[Michael Turley]

It really is.

[JD Ryan]

I'm scared to do it.

[Michael Turley]

Open it.

[John Clay Wolf]

How does he sell his tuna?

[Michael Turley]

He sells them by the case and they're not cheap over the Internet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, no, no S. Sherlock, but like, what's the fishing?

[Michael Turley]

Well, it's in. It's out of Oregon.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you tell the listeners how to give this old boy some lifts? Fishing Tunisol.

[Michael Turley]

Fishing vessel Roma R O M A. Fishing vessel Roma. He's on Facebook and he has his own website. Fishing vessel Roma R O M A.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, chat room. Wolf packers. Go buy this tuna from this old boy. He needs a. He needs a shot.

[Michael Turley]

It's quite delicious, but they want you to buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So y'.

[Bob]

All.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all were not afraid to eat it. You ate it. When I saw packaged food from a listener, I was like, ah.

[Michael Turley]

And tuna, it is. It is actually quite delicious.

[Bob]

It is.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long does tuna keep in a can sealed up properly?

[Bob]

Forever.

[Michael Turley]

Forever? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Forever.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Well, maybe. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a long time. So if I. If I gave you a can of sealed tuna from the 80s, just dive right in

[Michael Turley]

last.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much did he send us?

[JD Ryan]

A lot.

[Michael Turley]

Like three to five years. Three to five years in an unopened can of tuna? Yeah, It's a whole case.

[JD Ryan]

It's like 50 cans at least.

[Michael Turley]

50 cans? Cans.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

And. And they're not cheap, I might add.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll take it down to the Walnut Springs Roadhouse today and give them some to sell tuna sandwiches. They're really gonna have the tuna sandwiches? Hey, because we can make some extra money if we don't have to pay for the tuna.

[Michael Turley]

This is line caught albicorn. It's delicious.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, if y' all already ate it and you're clean, then it's. You did the test. Screw the fda. We got the JD Test.

[Michael Turley]

Kim made tuna salad with it. It's quite delicious. I've eaten it for two days. I'm still here.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[JD Ryan]

And then I.

[John Clay Wolf]

It then. All right.

[JD Ryan]

I was worried.

[Michael Turley]

I'm like, you're waiting for the lab

[JD Ryan]

rats somebody to do it.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah. That's the way to kill a whole radio shows to send donuts that are laced with something because we'd all eat them and we'd all die.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, how much time do we have?

[JD Ryan]

Four minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I got to tell you something. Yeah. I want to do this before we get on California air. I did a video Monday with a guy in undisclosed location. Let's just say the Hollywood Hills. And he went to give me the VIN and he wanted to sell a car. And then he said I want to sell them all. And there's 85 cars. And so we went. It's the most eclectic, crazy like Audi rally cars, Duesenbergs, Jaguar xj. I mean all the, all the, like that supercar I have, he's got some high dollar stuff in the there and then. Oh, a Porsche 959, which is two million, two and a half million dollar car.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I start working on this deal with him and we're going back and forth make a deal on three cars. I could tell he's crazy and he wants the video is what he wants. He saw that video I did at the YouTube channel. John Clee Wolf's our YouTube channel. Or you just go to jcwshow.com with the guy in Tennessee where the thousand car collection. And really what he wanted was free publicity is what I feel.

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So my God, I got three cars bought. I'll go out there and do this video with this guy. He's got tanks, tanks like, like not stock tanks, but German Nazi tanks. And he's Israeli, very Jewish and proud of it. He has half track motorcycles from the war, Nazi stuff. He's got a house that he built that he doesn't live in that's full of cars. This is all in like a populated, nice neighborhood with the view. It's the wildest, craziest thing ever. So we get there, he bet, we do the video, we drive around town with the Jay Leno style and in his million dollar Rolls Royce convertible. He's got an animal rescue. They've got chickens there on this property and dog and cats. Okay. And of course he has a European wife that's probably 30 or 40 years younger than he. Okay.

[Bob]

Of course

[John Clay Wolf]

he looks like a little Jewish skinny version of the the good doctor in Back to the Future.

[Bob]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, great Scott.

[John Clay Wolf]

Great Scott. Right. So we do four hours worth of film. Wow. It's gonna be the best video I've ever done. He backtracks on the three deals that we made. We argue openly about it like high drama. Because I figured he was gonna do this to me. So I'm like, we might as well make the video good and go into full blown argument. Caught it all on tape. He takes the cameraman and starts directing the cameraman. He actually replaced me as the host.

[Bob]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's like YouTube followers, comment below. What kind of car is this?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, you know, man, he was ready.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the next day he calls and says he doesn't want me to air it.

[JD Ryan]

Oh no. Why? Did you have him sign a release before?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. But he looked right at the camera and he knew it. And he completely consented. To the point that he was hosting the show? Yeah. And I talked to my lawyer about it. He said, you know, anybody can sue anybody for anything. But you got this guy.

[Michael Turley]

Yep. Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And J.D. since you're a film guy from way back. What do you think?

[Michael Turley]

You're fine. Yeah. You're fine. Were you. Were you by chance in public. In a public place?

[Bob]

Was it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were at his house.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the public place do it just.

[Michael Turley]

There's no limitations. Limitations to. To.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well we. We did drive around.

[Michael Turley]

No expectations.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drove around in a convertible.

[Michael Turley]

That video. You can use that all day.

[JD Ryan]

It's the private home.

[John Clay Wolf]

One main inside.

[Michael Turley]

He might have an argument there if he said don't use this stuff for my house.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we weren't in his house. We were on a construction site.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Then you're fine if you're anywhere that other people can see you. There is no expectation of privacy. Now can he sue you? Sure. Is he gonna win? No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you. Yeah. I think this video is so good it's worth.

[JD Ryan]

Sounds amazing.

[Michael Turley]

Until the TV show Cops stayed on for 30 years. You think all those people said sure, put me on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. But I have. But we have all kinds of communication where he wanted this.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Clearly he was looking straight into the camera. Talking to the camera.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Before. I mean he knew I was traveling here. We had a rendezvous point and a date and a. Like I popped up at his door and said hey, I'm from Insider edition.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Now you have.

[John Clay Wolf]

I traveled to California to do this.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. If you have emails and texts saying that he's expecting you and he looks straight into the camera and talks to the camera. You're fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he's. He's telling the comp. The people to comment below. When he took over as the host I just backed up. I said let the crazy son of a.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

Run.

[Michael Turley]

Did he say why he didn't want to run? He didn't want to dare.

[John Clay Wolf]

He said we didn't do enough about

[Michael Turley]

his animal rescue him. I'm sorry. 000 chance.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be back in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars on the radio for America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com My wife just walked in and brought me a coffee. We are live on location at the Jordan Family classic car building in Santa Ana, California. We're fixing to join California live air. Then we'll let them know that we're down here. And we'll be right back.

[Show Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmethevin.com call John toll free, 1-800-800-radio. 1, 800, 800 radio now.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Clay Wolf, KLOS listeners, my name is John Clay Wolf, and if you're a fan of the show and you live in Orange county, run your butt down here to the Jordan family car collection. Put it in Apple or Google Maps. It is in Santa Ana, California. And I am sitting here with a fine group of of show fans right now inside this beautiful car museum. And Corolla brought the Newman collection, the race car collection down here also. And you guys can come down and we're doing the show from here for the next three hours, so mosey on over. My wife just brought me a coffee. A listener went and got us a PA so that you can hear us talking because they forgot to do that.

[Michael Turley]

Thanks, Adam.

[John Clay Wolf]

But other than that, we're golden 20. Speech impediment. Terence is here, too. Good morning. Speech impediment. Terrence.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Okay. Good morning, John. I'm live requesting them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

I'll be obviously 63. How old are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

53.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

50. What's good?

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Speech impedimentary. It was Great talking to you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. There was something I wanted to talk about and I just got distracted and I forgot what it was.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Outdoor showers.

[Bob]

Oh, what?

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Corolla was out at the ranch this weekend. Adam.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Carla noticed that on the deck we had an outdoor shower.

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's like, look, Mike, we've got an outdoor shower. And they started going on this bit. Have you all ever heard this? I've never heard this. Rich man, poor man.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah. I have heard that.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Things that you have that you're either very rich or very poor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Outdoor showers.

[Michael Turley]

That makes sense. Yeah. You're very rich or you're quite poor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Also, your car has curtains. That's a rich man or poor man situation.

[Michael Turley]

A car that they no longer make. Either you're rich or you're poor.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. You live in your car and you hold up curtains on the side to keep the sun out or you don't want anybody to see you. And your car has curtains. Perfect. Liquor that comes in a sack. Yeah. That is a rich man or a poor man. Differential. Rich man has fancy Liquors that come in velvet bags. Poor man has brown paper sacks. You had lunch with the singer Bono. I didn't know what that meant when he said that, but Bono, like, is in Africa all the time with, you know, refugees down, has lunch with him. Or you're a rich guy and you had lunch with Bono. No, rich man, poor man, both knows the going rate for copper.

[Michael Turley]

You buy it or you stole it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rich man, poor Matt is effective heavily, by the minimum wage.

[Michael Turley]

Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

You build a room from reclaimed material. Get it?

[Michael Turley]

Get it.

[Bob]

Expensive.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have a ladder with wheels on it.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

It.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like in your house, you have one of those library ladders that go side

[Michael Turley]

to side, go all the way up.

[Bob]

Or

[Michael Turley]

you stole it from a.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have sex with the maid.

[Michael Turley]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you get it?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

How you explain what is your suggestion of rich man, poor man?

[Michael Turley]

You're either gone Arnold Schwarzenegger or.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or you're the guy waiting on him

[Bob]

to finish, or you're married to her, she comes to him.

[Michael Turley]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. There you go.

[Michael Turley]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I thought that was interesting.

[Michael Turley]

That's a good one. That's great. I've seen that bet. That's so funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-72348. 800 radio. Hey, you guys, call in hard on the Iranian war. Let's do a truth. Oh, I can't do it right now, can I? No. How much It. It's.

[JD Ryan]

Well, you want to do the truth with the UN Remote because the problem may be a slight delay. We'll try it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we could try it. I. I want to hear the truth. But how much time do we have left?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, you got five minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, call in. 800, 800. Tell me about the Iranian war.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb.

[JD Ryan]

Iran.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. Give us the truth, your truth. Quick. No pleasantries, no nothing. Just call in. I'm going to take you screenless. I want to hear your opinion on this. I guess you call it the Iranian War. Are we at war with Iran?

[Michael Turley]

No, it's not a war. It's a police action. Yes. And the question.

[Bob]

People.

[Michael Turley]

People keep acting like this just popped up. Folks, this song that Michael's playing came up in 1979. We've been at air quotes.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

War.

[Michael Turley]

War with Iran. Since 1970.

[Bob]

It's a war. I mean, it's not a deadly killer, horrible war, but it's a war. We're shooting at them, they're shooting at us. It's like Manson's not a killer. Well, yeah, he is. It's a war. It's okay to say it's a war,

[Michael Turley]

but I meant to say it's not a declared war.

[Bob]

You don't have to defend anybody, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a war.

[Michael Turley]

Not a declared war.

[Bob]

We haven't had a declared war since World War II.

[Michael Turley]

Or two.

[Bob]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I want to hear your opinion on this real quick. Now, we did not have a declared war with Vietnam.

[Bob]

Nope.

[Michael Turley]

That was a police action.

[Bob]

Korea, Iraq, Afghanistan.

[Michael Turley]

Nope.

[Bob]

Not declared by Congress. Not since World War II.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's true. So Desert Storm and Desert Shield were not a war.

[Michael Turley]

Military operations. And this is what's called Epic Fury. This is an operation called. Called Epic Fury. It's not called war anything.

[Bob]

The Iran war.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But when Iran put out last night a picture of a nuclear missile that said they're going to send it to Tel Aviv, that is definitely a threat.

[Michael Turley]

That's.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Kicking the bear.

[Bob]

Never pay detail.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Will you look that up, J.D. and validate that? Because I feel. I feel negligent saying that on public airways. If it's, If I misconstrued my digestion of that.

[JD Ryan]

There's a lot of AI out there. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Well, that's true, too.

[Bob]

There is.

[Michael Turley]

My favorite is the Trump baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's hilarious videos John in Kansas City. What's your truth?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Iran is like the guy that has the house that doesn't mow the yard, and he's got the pit bulls running all over the place. About time to get rid of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Scott, what's your truth? Scott, you're on the air.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Go fully support. I fully support it. And if you take an oath, it says we will defend against foreign and domestic. And that means that we need to help them become like us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Rob, what's your truth?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

The truth is tomorrow's my birthday. I'll be 53.

[John Clay Wolf]

George, what's your truth?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

The truth is I lived in Iran for three years. I left just before Khomeini took over. Trump is doing what was inevitable going to happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ahmed, what's your truth? California. Yeah.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

The Iran war.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on the air.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Yeah. Iranians are taking bodies from the protesters that they killed. And then when America bombs building in Iran, then they bring out those bodies, the women and children. They say, oh, you killed the women and children, but those are the bodies that they killed during the protests. So fall for the Iranian problem propaganda.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's pretty deep. That makes sense. Where. What. What's your. Do you have family over there? Do you know. Do you know the territory?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

No, sir, I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Grand Prairie. What's your truth? You're on the air. Yeah.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

It's not related to the war, but I just want to let you know that the best Mexican food I've had in five counties. Parker, Terrence Somerville Bosque has been at the Bosque Cantina. Just want to let you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, I appreciate that. That is a wonderful compliment. That's our restaurant. Felipe Armenta and my restaurant in Walnut Springs, Texas. Kurt in Sherman Oaks, California. Go.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Yes. This will not end well. Look at Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya. It's a bad idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

So your truth is we shouldn't have fired. Fired off on him.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

No, I. I think the Shiites are going to stay in power. Actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

There's enough popularity and they're being the largest Shiite country in the world, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. That was interesting about that guy that said that they're pulling out bodies. The truth is that's a fax machine that called me.

[Michael Turley]

There you go. By the way, no, Iran has not publicly shown or displayed a functional nuclear weapon.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it wasn't a functional, but it was just a picture of one. But did they do that from their Twitter account? And is it the president, the old president's Twitter account. Is it real? You'll see what I'm talking about. Okay. And the truth is the Lightning round is coming up and you've got to call in for that Year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. Year make, model, miles, Average, rough for clean. 800-800-723-4800. That's our phone number here. And we're live. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Call in during this music break. I'll buy your car on the radio. Call in if you want to sell your rigs. We buy Porsches. We bought a $228,000 Porsche live on the radio the other day. And if you go to our YouTube channel, you'll see that where we bought it and sold it, showed the whole thing. John Clay wolf. Go to jcwshow.com if you want to join our YouTube thing. I'll be right back.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now, 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this is the Lightning Round. Adam Adam in Little Rock. 17 Wrangler X Unlimited with how many miles?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Yes, that's 70, 000 miles. It's a Jeep JK Unlimited Sport.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's a sport hard top, no mod. Hard top, automatic or stick, It's a hard top.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

It's an automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average rough or clean,

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

It's I would say just above average. No mods, grandma style, no Barbie lipstick on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have the good wheels, alloy wheels, like aluminums, or does it have the cheaper ones?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

You got it. Yeah, it's just. It's the aluminum sport wheels on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give 14 grand for it.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Gotcha. Quick question. John Carvana offered me 18 5. How are they able, even able to do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they're doing funny, funny maths. And if you, if you look around on the Internet, you'll see that I got to be careful with what I say on that question. But. Okay, Google it up and it'll. It'll answer. All right, I got you, Bruce. Thanks, Pre K. Bruce. 18 Track Hawk wants 80,000 cars not worth 80,000.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Well, it's ridiculous. Yeah, it's the most ridiculous car in the world. I just wanted to hear your thoughts on it. I listen to you guys all the time and just like educate me on like What? It's worth 50 grand maybe, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it yours?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

It's fine. Yeah. Yeah, I own it. And it's. It's like, why would you put a V8 supercharged engine in a. In it like a small SUV, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you're probably right about 50, but.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Thank you. Stoney. You've got a 01550 Ford truck with 200,000 miles. Regular cab, two wheel drive. Yeah.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Yes, sir. It's a 736 speed manual. It's got a 10 foot bed on it, cabin chassis, trucks. Got a winch bumper with a winch in the front. Started a rental equipment company. So I'm looking to upgrade the truck here in the next couple months, use it to pull around our equipment here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Five, probably five grand. Adam in Alabama. O2 Pontiac Trans Am WS6 with 1400 miles.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color? Silver.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Black interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were all sticks, weren't they? No. No. Is yours a sticker? Not a man. Six speed? Yeah. 1400 miles on a 02. Off the top of my head, I'm thinking 23 or 20. I want to say 25, but I don't know if I'd make any money from 25. What do you think?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

We're way off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, I sold it. I sold a 14, 000 mile one the other day for 16. 5.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Was that a six speed?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but you've Got good miles. Now, I sold an anniversary car for 50 grand. That was the yellow one. That had 50 miles on it. That was two years ago. What do you want?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

I really want 40 for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have any comps that support that?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

I mean, I've got one with five miles I paid 55,000 for. You sold one a couple of years ago, I think for 60. That had a few miles on it. Had a couple hundred miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't get six. No, I, I, I had a 10 mile one. I didn't get 60 for that car, did I? I got 40, didn't I?

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

The one I got out of Alabama,

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

the red one that had all the plastic on it still.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that's the, that's the one. Maybe I'm missing it. 1400. If you really want to sell it, go to givemetheven.com and let me, let me look up some comps to get my brain around it. All right? All right. Thanks, sir. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. He's right. I'm light at 25. I was just going to off the cuff, but I didn't get 60 for that other one. I think I got 40 for that 10 mile one. But 10 miles and 1400 miles, as dumb as this sounds, we're just talking about antiques at this point. Nobody's ever going to drive them. Makes a big difference. Be right back. Tell you what else here t me, I'd get a prostate check, which is no big deal. Figure blood test. He used his finger. How is that not illegal now? He used his finger. It wasn't no blood test. Well, then he put the glove on. He goes, you ready? I go, I thought they done blood tests. He goes, I don't do blood tests. I do finger. He says, you ready? I go, I guess very unprofessional. He goes, let's get her done.

[Show Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show. Thanks for making us number one. Check out the all the Mayhem online podcast, Replay YouTube channel, Twitch Socials, live stream [e-mail] the John Clay Wolf show

[John Clay Wolf]

and I have sitting down here all solo by my lonesome with some cool show fans in Santa Anta, California. If you're driving around in Orange county this morning looking for something to do, you pop in. I'm at the Jordan family class classic car collection. Put it in your maps, you'll see it pop up. Santa Ana, California, Jordan family. And you go to JC John Clay Wolf show Facebook page. And JD Put a, put a location up there also. This was a last minute deal. Yep. Yeah. Very last minute deal. And. But they have some incredible cars. Adam Crolla brought his Paul Newman race car collection from the Reno museum down here a week ago, and that's how this came to be. The Ferrari is still in Walnut Springs. The Newman Ferrari in that truck. But we might get it out here, too. 800-800-723-4. Yeah. Orange county, guys. Listeners on KLOS, you want to come over and check this out? We'll be sitting here for a few more hours and. And it is a beautiful day. So what was I gonna say? Oh, J.D.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You find yourself. Do you find yourself occasionally waking up or being in bed? Do you. Can you find yourself. Have you ever touched yourself?

[Michael Turley]

Never.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you find yourself getting drawn into your phone too much?

[Michael Turley]

Yes. Yes. And every place you read, they say, don't look at any screens within an hour of going to sleep because it'll screw up your sleep. And I lay there in bed. I do exactly that. How about you?

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you wake up in the middle of the night, if you look at. If you look at your screen, I

[Michael Turley]

really try not to do that because I won't go back to sleep.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I tried a trick last night.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I. Because I woke up in the middle of night and I did it.

[Michael Turley]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's a problem.

[Michael Turley]

Your brain starts working. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's a. There's a thing called grayscale, otherwise known as black and white.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's a setting in my iPhone. You go to. You go to settings. You just Google it up. Settings. Da, da, da, Type.

[Michael Turley]

And.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you click the grayscale button. And I figured out how you can click the side button. Now you can set it up and click it three times. It goes to black and white or three times and it goes back to color. You would not believe the difference your brain does when you're looking at it in black and white.

[Michael Turley]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

I immediately got sleepy because when you go to a casino and all those neon lights and all that stimulation, they're doing all that for reasons, you know, red's the most powerful color. And we do the, you know, thumbnail test on YouTube in the different colors and it's all real. And when you cut it down to black and white, you would not. Bull. I was shocked. I was like, oh, my God. I was actually talking to chat GPT about it. It's like your response is normal. People are amazed how much less interested they are in what's on their phone when it's in black.

[Michael Turley]

It's in black and white. I never thought of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you go to grayscale setting on your phone, if you want to quit looking at your phone so much.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put it in grayscale in that, that addiction, that desire to pull it up to. In to your face, it will be cutting, I'd say by 60, 70%.

[Michael Turley]

Dude, that's amazing. I never thought weird, but it makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're right, it's weird. But it was a real fix. Also, spam callers and spam emailers go to jcwshow.com, click on the incogni link and sign up for them. It's a 60% discount if you use them through that link. And I think it's only monthly. You can cancel it whenever you want. But they will get rid of your robo calls, your call center calls, the spam text, the spam calls and the emails. Not a hundred percent, but pretty close to it. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And they'll show you how many websites that they've removed you from. I'm up to 278 that they're taking my name off of. 278.

[JD Ryan]

I just signed up on Thursday.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

354.

[Bob]

Wow.

[JD Ryan]

I was like, damn.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

So can you already see the reduction?

[JD Ryan]

Oh yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Like right away. Spam calls. Barely anything besides the politics.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

The, the political ones still slide in.

[Michael Turley]

Those bastards get through.

[Bob]

Well because it's for their first time triers. Right. They're new right now, but they'll, they'll get them closer to the election probably. What's funny is for years we've had the national do not call registry and it doesn't work.

[Michael Turley]

Useless.

[Bob]

It doesn't work. Incogni really knows their stuff. They, they're fast and they're very effective and quite thorough.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just got an email from Nathan Carney in Tennessee. He said. I did not catch where you said to go about removing the spam calls. Go to j cwshow.com and click the Incogni link and it will give you 60% off the price because you're a friend of the show.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio and Johnny, what you talked

[Michael Turley]

about a video posted on X. Was it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it a video image in a statement?

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Didn't show a hand stroking what appears to be a nuclear bomb because that was. That came out in June of 2025. The Islamic Republic News Agency put a video up on X showing a hand stroking what appeared to be a dummy Nuclear bomb and the words maybe. So that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's when. 2025.

[Michael Turley]

That was the summer of 2025. A year.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm talking about yesterday.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, well, it was on. The story may have come come back out, but so far I can't find that.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, well maybe Johnny Cash can help us with this. Oh, he knows.

[Michael Turley]

He's seen it coming and I just saw him in the green room.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, mail from jail

[John Clay Wolf]

money.

[Bob]

I don't. I don't know nothing about the intercontinental ballistic missile thing.

[Michael Turley]

You don't?

[Bob]

I'm sorry.

[Michael Turley]

H. Okay, never mind.

[Bob]

I do have mel from jail though.

[Michael Turley]

What you got, bud?

[Bob]

John Clay. This week's entry reads this here letters for Richard Rawlings.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Oh, oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this crazy son of a Sending me letters?

[Bob]

The China ass electric commie suck hole monkey garage wannabe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Bob]

Hard pass on an EV bike. Richard, you woke idiot Electric monkey guy.

[JD Ryan]

Damn.

[Bob]

We want the Ferrari finished like now. You're running a motor company, you idiot. Be a better example and stop drinking your funky monkey beer. Building an electric motorcycle in a place called Gas Monkey Garage. Oh, the irony. Put electric BS stuff in fake oil tank. EVs were sent by Satan. This is the worst thing I've ever heard you try to build and that's saying something. That and the EV Ferrari. I love you guys, but I never hear about the finished bills, do I? Boring content's really getting worse at Electric Monkey. Yes. You're insanely stupid, Richard. I've heard more about this stupid bike than about the Ferrari. Was that bike built in communist China at some woke knockoff toy factory for he she men because the quality is laughable. Stop this bs. Give us what we want. I wonder if others understand what I'm saying. Richard sucks big time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now this goes on Johnny Cash I

[Bob]

and I'm done with the bs. No one cares except lame woke suck hole ev chopper lovers like you, Richard.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is why people have security, right?

[Bob]

We all want the 6 by 6 Ferrari. How can a person soar with the eagles when he's stuck with a flock of turkeys? Yours truly, Joseph Belize. The Horsham Clinic, Maple Glen, Pennsylvania.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you say abortion clinic?

[Bob]

No, the Horsham Clinic. I think it's a state mental hospital up in Pennsylvania. Literally.

[JD Ryan]

You think he killed somebody over an ev, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, that Mike. That's one of four emails that he has sent us.

[JD Ryan]

Oh wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think. I think that was. I think that was edited down.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think what he just read was half of the length of it.

[Bob]

Well, he doesn't mince words. I think we all get his meaning

[John Clay Wolf]

when I, when I read that. And then when this, I was like, this is why you need security. That guy's so crazy, if he saw Richard, he's the kind of guy that would shoot you.

[Bob]

Yeah, he's clearly as touched as that Ray Stevens was back in the day. Ray Stevens, crazy as an outhouse rat. Anyway, partner, if you've got mail from jail or mail from the state mental hospital, just send it on down the line to us here at P.O. box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas, zip code 76147. Don't look, Ethel.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we gotta go to break. Be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf. JOHN CLAY WOLF show We got a cool little crowd here at the Jordan Family Classic collector car center in Santa Ana, California. KLOS listeners, if you're nearby, come over, grab some coffee, check out the cars. Corolla brought his Paul Newman race car collection over here last week. And and I'm set up here in the middle of the showroom or display area with we got coffee, seats, everything. This was a last minute pop in so it's not very crowded, but that's fine. Ain't looking for a crowd.

[Michael Turley]

But if you know the area, it's 2851 Pullman street in Santa Ana, California. If you know that area.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be right back. All.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

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[Bob]

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[Bob]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Taking over your radio. Every Saturday morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

I went riding. I'm in California this week, leaving in the morning but met some guys. Took the KTMs up to met them in Palmdale, which is about two hours from where we are right now. By the way, we're at the Jordan family broadcasting live from the Jordan Family Classic car museum in Santa Ana. You're welcome to stop by but took some dirt bikes up to Palmdale which was about two hour drive and then 30 more minutes, maybe 45 more minutes up to. I forgot what it was called but God, it was the best riding dirt bike. Like real trail riding hard. It was not, it was not for beginners. It was, it was some of the wildest stuff I've ever done. But if you're in California and you're a dirt biker, where's a place down closer to Orange county that has riding like that? Because there's mountains all over the area. I mean you see them in the horizon that I don't have to drive two and a half hours to get to. Call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Because I left my KTM down here. I brought one out to California. It's at the shop or give me the VIN office in Anaheim. And I want to start riding when I'm out here. But I don't want to do a five hour round trip drive to get to the trails. So I bet there's some people out here that can let me know. 800-800-723-4-JD. What's in the news? We've got. Anything? Well, you know I see something here that Baba had on the run. Teenage girls tore up a Wendy's in new jersey.

[Bob]

Oh man. 1. What a crazy deal.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cut 4.

[Michael Turley]

Hold on a minute.

[Bob]

And I don't know what the deal was John, but like they broke out the drive through window and they're reaching inside and throwing stuff at the workers and it's just.

[Michael Turley]

We actually have video to go with this if you want to see it. Jcwshow.com and flip it on there for our stream. Police in New Jersey have charged three suspects in a big brawl. Brawl at Wendy's. The three ladies were on video breaking through the drive thru windows, wreaking havoc. Having just a good old time. Here's some folks from the community reacting to the footage.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never seen a video with such

[Podbean Announcer]

violence and destruction in my life.

[Bob]

I kind of get depressed about seeing young people just do that. They're young, they made a mistake, they need to be corrected.

[John Clay Wolf]

Own up to it, apologize and move on.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

That's absolutely uncalled for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Should never happen.

[Bob]

It's crazy man.

[Michael Turley]

It's just

[JD Ryan]

with people they're just going into the drive through and just grabbing stuff and throwing things at the attendants. I mean that's just. It's kind of. It's almost spoiled brat like.

[Bob]

Yeah, that's behavior what we're missing in the video that we're watching. And thank goodness there's no audio with It. Because they're just screaming obscenities. Right, right and left.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's what I wanted to hear.

[Bob]

But what we don't see in the video is that apparently one of them tried to crawl in the window at one point because she keeps saying, hand me my croc, give me back my croc, give me my crop.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Bob]

So she lost the shoe in there. And they are pissed off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black, white, Latino or other.

[JD Ryan]

I mean the video is.

[Michael Turley]

Video is pretty obvious.

[JD Ryan]

But what do you think, John? Yeah, just from the story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where were they?

[JD Ryan]

This was in New Jersey.

[Michael Turley]

New Jersey.

[JD Ryan]

Where in New Jersey?

[John Clay Wolf]

Puerto Rican. Puerto Rican. Puerto Rico. Well, no, no, no, no, no. Maybe.

[JD Ryan]

No, not even maybe.

[Bob]

Iranian?

[JD Ryan]

No, not Iranian.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, not.

[Bob]

No. Wow.

[JD Ryan]

Just go to the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's just leave it at that.

[Michael Turley]

We have another. We have another fast food rage. This guy's a Taco Bell customer. Profanity filled rage. So John will be happy about a rapper getting stuck to his quesadilla. What the hell is wrong with people? So you get a rapper stuck to your quesadilla. So what do you do? Flip on and scream about it and then put it up on social media.

[John Clay Wolf]

The guy is a rapper. Like pre K. No.

[Michael Turley]

A wrapper around his quesadilla. Try to follow John. It's Taco Bell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Quesadilla. The wrapper that goes around it stuck

[John Clay Wolf]

to his quesadilla and damn cheese melted into the paper.

[Michael Turley]

He angry cat number 11.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I. I feel him. I hope he got them good.

[Michael Turley]

Oh my God.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Change these wrappers to where you can open the son of a boy without it ripping the quesadilla open. Multi million dollar company. Y' all got these moisture locking sacks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. White, black, Latino, Georgia accent. That is a Georgia accent.

[Michael Turley]

That would be a white guy from Georgia. Survey says. Yeah, maybe if Taco Bell throws you, you should probably just stay home.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's Taco Bell.

[Michael Turley]

Taco Bell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's cover other races and religions. The Irish politician that sounds like a Jamaican.

[Bob]

Ah, he really does.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. This is very strange. He's a politician that's gone viral on many people's tick tock accounts in the Caribbean because he. His Irish accent really just sounds like a Jamaican guy. Listen to this fella. Cut number two.

[Bob]

Someone in this government ever stand up and take a responsibility for their job? He brought all the new shiny booklet. It looks great. 140 pages. 110 of them. Or tenders the problems. Why we have a crisis. An emergency year in government. Feeling 15 years fe 11 years. All these problems 140 pages for weight. Or do you think that we're all fools over here because they tell you this? We are not fools. We know what's happening.

[Michael Turley]

That's Irish.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to punch that guy in the mouth, and I haven't even seen him yet.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Blood clot.

[JD Ryan]

This sounds like he's saying, punch him.

[Michael Turley]

And the Taco Bell guy, I thought

[Bob]

that was really weird. But you know what the deal is about that, John? In colonial days, many of the Irish were colonized, along with a lot of other people, to the West Indies to work in the sugar field and things. And, you know, a lot of Jamaicans learned their English as a second language from the Irish.

[Michael Turley]

No idea.

[Bob]

Yeah. And that's why a deep, dark, real Irish accent like that sounds kind of Jamaican to you and me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you see the freckles on Jamaican occasionally?

[Michael Turley]

Yes. The answer is yes.

[Bob]

If you can get them naked, you can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, speak. And then this other thing you've got here is what if you pressed 2

[Michael Turley]

for, you know, everybody. Everybody's called and had to press one for English, two for Spanish. Well, I never pressed the two because I don't want to speak Spanish.

[Bob]

It's hilarious.

[Michael Turley]

These people called the Washington State Department of Licensing, and they. If you press 2 for Spanish, you'd think you'd get somebody going, bueno, right? Maybe speaking Spanish. Yeah. Nope. You got English.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't you think? They say hola.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, not bueno.

[Bob]

Aloha.

[Michael Turley]

I was back on taco, taco, bueno. But instead you get this cut.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Number three, please press one for English. Dos, par, espanol, triblarusco. Thank you for calling the Department of Licensing Customer Support Center. For assistance with scheduling a driver licensing office appointment, canceling an existing appointment, or questions about an upcoming appointment, please press uno. All other callers, please stay in the line. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's like A.I. sounds like Babo's fake Mexican deal, right?

[Michael Turley]

Like Speedy Gonzalez to me.

[Bob]

AI English with. With an AI Hispanic accent.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what they did do that right now.

[Bob]

Do what?

[JD Ryan]

What we can call up the.

[John Clay Wolf]

You could do. Okay, I'm going to press 2 and you answer. Boop, beep.

[Bob]

Thank you for calling the set of the Mexican star horse. If you know how to use a lightsaber, right. Or perhaps you are interested in a career. Career operating a camera.

[Michael Turley]

Camera.

[Bob]

And making the videography. Oh, please press the 3. Otherwise, if you would like to play hooky, press 4. When you hear the recording start, just say ah. If you would like to play a roboto or a princess or the evil lord Dark Vendor, or even a little robot. Just come see us at our new studios in Colombia.

[John Clay Wolf]

Colombia?

[Bob]

The whole movie world is going to Colombia.

[Michael Turley]

I don't think so.

[Bob]

Bueno.

[Michael Turley]

See? Told you. Bueno.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come back around.

[Bob]

It's horrible. That's terrible.

[Michael Turley]

That's funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jeff in Arlington, you're on the air.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Yeah, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. You're on the air,

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. All right. Bye, Jeff. Thank you for calling. Ricky, you're on the air.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Yeah. § ORV § in Azusa Canyon. And that's. That's a nice area. A lot of riding. A lot of riding. Okay, 39, which is beach Boulevard, but it goes all the way

[John Clay Wolf]

up to.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Thank you. You can't

[John Clay Wolf]

miss it. All right, thank you. Stop by if you're around here. We're

[Michael Turley]

at a. We're at Jordan, California Family

[John Clay Wolf]

Classic cars. Yep. And Corolla's race Cars. All that Paul Newman collection. I think there's 15 of them. They brought them in last week from Reno and that's why we're here. Be right back. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars and radio for America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com be

[Bob]

right back. The John Clay Wolf show is heard every week on great stations like KTBZ, Houston's Rock and Alternative, 94.5 the Buzz. And Arkansas's rock station KDJE. And Little Rock 100.3 the A Catch. The nation's fastest growing podcasts and live

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videos [e-mail]. This is the John Clay Wolf show heard every Saturday morning across America. Hit him up now, 800-800-RADIO. And check out the [e-mail]

[John Clay Wolf]

or john claywolf.com Daniel, Pennsylvania, what's on

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

your mind? Yeah. Did you know that Monday Iran shot two ballistic missiles towards Israel and Jordan shot him down? I bet you anything LeBron can't do

[John Clay Wolf]

that, buddy. Jimi Hendrix. Didn't Jimi Hendrix sing a song like that? I shot him down Shot him down to the ground. I forgot Larry in New Orleans. What

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

you got? Hey, I got a

[John Clay Wolf]

1972 Nova. Okay. Are you a bully 38? Nope. I think Novas. I think Novas are bully cars. Like, everybody that bullied me drove

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

a Nova.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, boy. I'm not a bully, okay? Did you ever watch Death Proof by Quentin Tarantino and Kurt Russell was

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

in

[John Clay Wolf]

it? No. I did. He drove a Nova with a skull on the hood and he was a bully. But that has nothing to do with your car. Let's talk about your car. Okay, so it's an SS. It's a real

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

numbers. SS. Real numbers. Matching numbers. 350 in. It is gold with

[John Clay Wolf]

black interior. On a scale of 1 to 10. How nice

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

is

[John Clay Wolf]

it? Perfect. 10, 11,

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

25 grand. Shows I brought the car. Shows took first

[John Clay Wolf]

place

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

top. Nope. And I can prove all that

[John Clay Wolf]

you needed. 25

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

grand. Nah. Thank you. Have a

[John Clay Wolf]

good

[Bob]

day. Okay. You're okay in

[John Clay Wolf]

my book. I bet you $50 you're still there now. He

[Bob]

hung up. Yeah, in my book, that's

[Michael Turley]

no good.

[John Clay Wolf]

No good. Well, I just sold the

[Bob]

same car for 27, but John actually happens to have

[JD Ryan]

a book. But he's not a bully,

[John Clay Wolf]

though,

[Bob]

Pam, right? I love that

[John Clay Wolf]

movie, man. That was kind of a

[Bob]

bully. Exit.

[Michael Turley]

Yep, yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very much. He just proved before he could

[Michael Turley]

cuss me. Yeah, totally proved

[Bob]

your point. You ought to learn some telephone manners, Mr.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nova. Duh. Well, speaking of the Iranian war, I think we should have Reverend Charles on to pray

[JD Ryan]

for us. Oh, yeah, that's a

[John Clay Wolf]

good idea. That's a cool idea. Here

[JD Ryan]

he is. Oh, look at what he's wearing

[Michael Turley]

today, man.

[JD Ryan]

My Lord. Shiny ass shoes

[Michael Turley]

right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very nice. What did you pull up in your bins, dog? Are you driving the

[JD Ryan]

Rolls today? He's got a Caddy

[Bob]

out there. No, I'm in the Ford today. I gotta go pick up some pot and soil for Ms.

[Michael Turley]

Mayor Kate.

[Bob]

Potting soil. So I'm driving the forward. Y' all making fun of my Uncle

[Michael Turley]

Sam's too? Yeah, you're kind of dressed up.

[Bob]

Up different. That's because I'm fired

[Michael Turley]

up,

[Bob]

brother. Shiny. Fired up for the Lord. For the Lord. Fired up for the United States of a America. That's United States of America to you

[Michael Turley]

and me.

[Bob]

Okay, brothers. I heard what you said, John. I will. I will do the. The righteous privilege to you, my friend, of praying for you. But not only do I want to pray for you and for your friends, I'm also going to pray for some other individuals I want to remind you about. Pray with me now.

[Michael Turley]

Dear Lord.

[Bob]

Dear Lord. John Clay Wolf is the man without a state. A man all alone on the west coast looking for a place to ride a little motorcycle. And they brung his wife with him too. He did. He didn't. She's a little galaxy. Pray for her too, because she had to live with John Clayton all the time. But you know, in this time, a war and people not getting along, slanging missile back and forth. They got a tomahawk missile, which I find somewhat politically incorrect. Beside the point. But you know, those Iranian people over there, they brothers and

[John Clay Wolf]

sisters,

[Bob]

too. Sure. You know, and they acting a little bit dumb, playing with missiles like that all the time. But you got to think about also, when I ran, they a lot of camels. Sure.

[Michael Turley]

You

[Bob]

know? Yeah. Because all the Arabic people love

[Michael Turley]

their camel.

[Bob]

They do. And the camels ain't did a dad burn thing to nobody. And they get blowed up with missiles. That ain't

[Michael Turley]

no good. No,

[Bob]

that's bad. And if they get rid of the Ayatollah, which as a Christian man, man, I would not be against at all, though I respect freedom or religion. And you should, too, brother. If they get rid of the Ayatollah and go back to a most secular system

[John Clay Wolf]

of government. Okay, get

[Michael Turley]

deep

[Bob]

here. Government. Then the ladies can take those bee suits off and show they Hera. Because they have beautiful Hera. You know what Pluto

[Michael Turley]

TV is?

[Bob]

Pluto tv. I was watching Pluto on TV the other day, Lord. And they would show the documentary about Iran before those I told her come was run by the Shaw of Iran. Correct. Everybody

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

was

[Bob]

rich. Yep. And the women was beautiful. They even got naked sometimes. And they shouldn't do that, Lord.

[Michael Turley]

Forgive them. They were wearing

[Bob]

bathing suits. There was beautiful, beautiful women. They got little dogs and cats living in the yard. The kids are smart, educated. They drive good cars. Lord, maybe if we give the Ayatollah a little

[John Clay Wolf]

time

[Bob]

out. Okay. For

[Michael Turley]

a

[Bob]

while. Okay. Jesus say, came in, pray with. Praise God. Praise God. And the camels, too. And

[Michael Turley]

the donkeys. And

[Bob]

the donkeys. Iranian donkeys ain't got to be miserable. Thank

[Michael Turley]

you, Lord. Thank

[John Clay Wolf]

you, Lord.

[Bob]

Thank you. Thank

[Michael Turley]

you, Lord.

[Bob]

Very nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Praise God. You said that Iran is Arabic. They're Farsi, aren't

[Bob]

they, Reverend? Well, they're not. I mean, they know taller than

[John Clay Wolf]

nobody else. Thank

[Bob]

you, Reverend. Charles, I got a nephew that's 22 years old and he. He got

[John Clay Wolf]

the farsy. He does, he does

[Bob]

he? No. Yes, he does. Yes, he does. And he still look like he middle school child. Right. And he never grow taller than 4

[Michael Turley]

foot

[Bob]

1. No. He got

[Michael Turley]

the faucet. He got

[John Clay Wolf]

the percy. I see.

[Bob]

Makes sense. But

[Michael Turley]

he's

[Bob]

smart. Yeah. He can't work the counter at Wendy's because he can't reach the cash register because

[John Clay Wolf]

it's short. Annie in Tennessee. Good morning. You're on

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

the air. Hey, how are

[John Clay Wolf]

you

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

doing? Good. Hey, I've seen your reels on when you were up in Covington and just wondered, were you ever able to buy anything off of the vast car lot that

[John Clay Wolf]

he had? Oh, the Don Baskin thing? Yeah. We made a deal for 20,000 on one car and he didn't make good on it. And if you watch the long term video, he also offered to pay for our time and travel up there since he. I made him good offers on the cars. That made sense. And he agreed. And he wouldn't sell

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

them.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Right. That. I saw that he wanted to sell them, but

[John Clay Wolf]

he didn't. Right. He never paid me for my travel and he didn't sell me the car that he promised. We made it. We. We shook hands on. On tape. And then his ex wife called me about a week later and she wanted to tell me some stories. And I haven't got to tell them those stories yet because I'm still wondering if he's going to pay me. If you don't pay me, I'm damn sure gonna

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

tell him. When you walked in and saw all that, I. A guy that deals in cars all the time, I can't imagine what your first opinion of what

[John Clay Wolf]

you saw. My first opinion was most of those cars he bought off every broke son of a. In a 300 mile radius that needed a

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

cash loan. Well, I mean, I. I know none of them were so ready, but they look like they were

[John Clay Wolf]

pretty drivers. He's got some good ones. He's got some good ones. Yeah, but there's a lot of norms in there. He. He gave. He gave three, four, five grand for a lot of that stuff. Most.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Yeah. Well. Well, I appreciate it. I just wondered if you were ever able to buy anything

[John Clay Wolf]

off of. Thank you. Craig. Santa Ana, California. Good morning, you're on

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

the air. Hey, how you guys doing? Yes, I'm in Santa Ana and I hear you guys are

[John Clay Wolf]

too. Correct. Yes. At the Jordan family classic car collection. Sounds cool. If you put in like on your maps they put Jordan family car and hot rod haven. Yeah. Big ass building. Oh, yeah, absolutely. It is a museum and they will clip you for 15 bucks at the door. Not

[Bob]

a problem. I'm just gonna tell you how old

[John Clay Wolf]

I am. You got to figure out how bad you want to

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

see me. I like to

[John Clay Wolf]

drive around. If I was getting some of it, it'd be 75. All right, we'll be here for a little while. Come on down. But yeah, Adam Corolla brought us a Newman car race car collection in here and. But it does cost money to run this place, so they have to charge visitors. I get it, I get it. I get it. 800-800-7234 for 800, 800 radio. Coming up next is the lightning round. So call in now. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is what that spells out on your keypad. Year, make, model, miles, average, rougher, clean. Year, make, model, miles, average, rougher, clean. Give pre k the phone screener the information and I will take you to the air and I will bid your car on the radio right now. I up picked, prefer to deal with serious sellers and not crackhead dreamers, to tell you the truth. Because these guys, these $20,000 cars that you want 50 for, I mean, I can't give it and stay in business. I can give the money. We buy 800 cars a week. Used to be a thousand during COVID Now it's 800 cars a week because the market changed. We buy a lot of cars, and we don't get a lot of cars bought. If we don't pay a lot, we pay a lot. But there is a market on it. There's a reality market on it. So if you are like in the middle of trading one in or you're seriously thinking about selling one and you've done the Facebook marketplace thing and you were asking too much is probably what happened. You wonder why it didn't sell. I'll put it on the money, but I'll write a check, send a wire, get you paid. You don't believe me, ask Reverend Charles. Be

[Bob]

right back. I am

[John Clay Wolf]

worth more. Am I

[Bob]

worth more? Yeah, I'm worth a whole

[Podbean Announcer]

lot more. You know what? You're right. At givemethevin.com, you are worth more and your car's worth more. And we want to pay more at give me the vin because good cars are worth more and so are you. For top price, trust and ease of transaction. Give me the VIN.com. america's best car buyer. And remember, if we don't beat a deal from carvana or carmax, we'll pay you

[Bob]

100 bucks. Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in

[Show Announcer]

your underwear. Now back to the John Clay wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay

[John Clay Wolf]

Wolf show. The chat room is saying on our YouTube stream, you can go to JCW, show that there are folks in the parking lot out here slamming beers

[JD Ryan]

with crab. Yeah, somebody said, I just slammed a beer

[John Clay Wolf]

with crab. He's so cool. All right, if you Want to slam beers with Crab? Come to the Jordan family classic car collection in Santa Ana, California. That's where crab will be slamming beers. Bunny, 2020 GMC terrain with 150,000 miles. Probably three.

[Bob]

Sorry. Correct. 100 and she had 113, 000

[John Clay Wolf]

on it. That's way better. That changes. She didn't know what. Yeah, I was fixing to hurt your feelings.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

All right. Edit

[John Clay Wolf]

the sle. All right.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Five grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, man. Go to givemetheven.com load it up. Paul in Dallas. 09 Maxima

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

with 186.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir. Wants 2500. Yeah, or that. That's just really not my bag dog. I mean, it's just a car that brings like. Mike, what's this car bring?

[JD Ryan]

2 grand? Yeah, I'll

[John Clay Wolf]

say 2500. Maybe so it might bring that. Maybe so I'd have to ship it and pay a sale fee and clean it. Pay a buyer a hundred dollars to buy it, handle. Paul, do the title transfer. You know, Paul. Paul, probably give 1500 for it.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Maybe 17. Okay, sounds

[John Clay Wolf]

good. Thanks.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. Yep. Rob in Newport Beach, California.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Good morning. Good morning, guys. Hey, I was just curious. Do you have anything going on in Walnut Springs the first weekend of May

[John Clay Wolf]

this coming? Maybe. I know that there's a bike rally kind of thing. I believe that's. I don't know if that's the first weekend or not, but we'll always be out there doing some. The last Sunday of every month, I'm doing a cars and coffee. It's grown already. This will be the. This will be the third month of it. Cars, coffee, and quesadillas. And we're gonna have to do the roadhouse and the cantina across the street because the last time there was a line out the door at the cantina. So we're gonna. Which is exactly what we want, right? But we. We need to incorporate the roadhouse too, so we can feed everybody. So come to that. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Be

[Show Announcer]

right back. This is the John Clay Wolf show. Check out the GMTV Garage YouTube channel, complete with live video stream

[Bob]

at jcwshow.com. For to boost iPhone sales, Apple announced a cheaper version of the iPhone 17. It's the exact same except all of your emails end with sent on

[Show Announcer]

a budget. We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, America's largest weekend morning show, 800, 800 radio. And check out the [e-mail] or John Claywolf.com. this is the John Clay

[John Clay Wolf]

Wolf Show. Hey, Turley, do we have a white, black, Latino or other in

[JD Ryan]

the can? Yes, we've got one ready to roll when

[John Clay Wolf]

you are. Let's do that in a minute. I want to do Britney Spears first. Did you know she got drunk and

[Michael Turley]

got popped? Yeah, I saw that story. Got it

[John Clay Wolf]

right here. For prostitution. What?

[Michael Turley]

No. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. Considering we're on in California

[John Clay Wolf]

right now. No, we're hoping. No, I'm

[Michael Turley]

just kidding. No, she

[Bob]

was dwi. Oh, my God. That's not what DUI

[John Clay Wolf]

stands for. Everybody's here. Hey, Brittany.

[Bob]

My

[John Clay Wolf]

God. Hello. Oop. She did

[Michael Turley]

it again. Yes,

[John Clay Wolf]

she did. Oh,

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

my God. Have you seen me dance with

[Michael Turley]

the knives? I had. That was the

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

knife

[Bob]

video. Dangerous.

[Michael Turley]

Dangerous Britney. She didn't shave your hair off like

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

you

[John Clay Wolf]

did. Wow,

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

you're scared. Dangerous Britney. Oh,

[Michael Turley]

my God. Cops saw her black BMW reported driving erratically at a high rate of speed. Wednesday night about

[Bob]

9

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

o'. Clock. Cops are mean. Cops are

[Michael Turley]

so mean. They said you appeared

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

to

[Bob]

show.

[Michael Turley]

Whoop. Yeah. Those are signs

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

of impairment. My cops were mean. Were they pretty? They

[Michael Turley]

were pretty. They

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

were pretty. They're

[Michael Turley]

so

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

pretty. California. And they put their sirens

[Bob]

on and the lights

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

going right. I was dancing in the back seat with

[John Clay Wolf]

handcuffs on.

[JD Ryan]

It's hot. Not the first

[John Clay Wolf]

time, huh? Oh,

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

my God. Oh,

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

my God. I

[Bob]

got horny. Did

[Michael Turley]

you really? All

[John Clay Wolf]

right,

[Michael Turley]

stop. Wow. Put the

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

knives down. I like knives. Anyway, I got a big chicken I had to stay and tell her about a long time. It was like

[Michael Turley]

45 minutes.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

22

[Michael Turley]

minutes.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

45. Okay. I stayed over for

[John Clay Wolf]

good behavior. Thank

[Michael Turley]

you, Britney. Thank

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

you, Brittany. Justin Timberlake came and got me out. I stayed with him 45 minutes, too, because that's how long as he

[Bob]

can last. He's a

[John Clay Wolf]

Disney boy. Thank you, Britney. Thank you. Oh, my God, that poor girl. I mean, they just. I feel sorry for her down deep. I mean, they

[Michael Turley]

just ruined. Why? Who

[John Clay Wolf]

ruined Her?

[Michael Turley]

Her family? Well, yeah, okay. Well, that. But I mean, you know, I

[John Clay Wolf]

mean, she. She was. She was just wound up like a toy and. And turned into a worldwide celebrity. And they pushed her, pushed her, pushed her. Handled her. Handler. Handler. She went nuts. She just went smooth ass nuts. She popped. She crashed. Surprised she hadn't

[Bob]

killed herself. Something changed somewhere. You remember when she made the movie and she did Saturday Night Live and she sang that really soft ballad and played piano

[John Clay Wolf]

and

[Bob]

everything? No. And like, I thought, wow, maybe she's gonna be a really

[Michael Turley]

serious

[Bob]

artist. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope, nope. It's not her fault, dude. She was a Puppet and she's a play toy, and she cracked and snapped. And is it that? That's one of the sadder celebrity stories, and it's not going to end well. Lyman in Stratford Oak. Stratford, are you. Are

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

you there? Yes, sir,

[John Clay Wolf]

I am. Okay. What's

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

your question? Women know what men want, okay? And I'd like to know what

[John Clay Wolf]

women want. Poontang and pizza. What? You want to know what women

[JD Ryan]

want, right? Poo tang

[John Clay Wolf]

and pizza. I mean, men, they want you to go all the way. They want you to. They want to crack you to where you're completely Mr. Perfect and do everything by the book, perfectly. And then once you get to that point, then they have conquered you and they will

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

leave you. Well, I won't take them

[John Clay Wolf]

to church. So you're. You're better off not knowing, because then you'll do it and then she'll leave you. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Wow, you're giving. Was that

[Bob]

a downer? Yeah, a

[John Clay Wolf]

little bit. Was

[Michael Turley]

it true? Yeah, a

[Bob]

little bit. In many occasions,

[John Clay Wolf]

yes,

[Michael Turley]

sir. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man. Are you ready? Somebody called me yesterday and said, oh, this wholesaler guy that used to work for us, and he's in Tennessee. He said, why the hell do so many people do business with him? Why do they like him? I said, because he pays too much money with other people's money, so they take advantage of him. And he's taking advantage of his money source until it dries up. They don't like him. They just like the money.

[Michael Turley]

Use him. Yeah, they like

[John Clay Wolf]

the money. And that guy's like, man, I've been thinking about this for, like. Like a year, and you

[Michael Turley]

just summarize it in nine

[John Clay Wolf]

words, right? Yeah. It's that easy. You turn that dude's money off and nobody gives a damn

[Michael Turley]

about

[John Clay Wolf]

him. Absolutely. But he didn't have any money. He used everybody

[Michael Turley]

else's money. And having contact with money is almost the

[John Clay Wolf]

same thing. The man with the money with. The man with the experience, for an investment with a man with the experience got the man with the money to invest, and after that went awry, like it always does. Now the man with the money has

[Bob]

the

[John Clay Wolf]

experience. Yes. And the man with the experience has

[Bob]

his money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Praise God. It's

[Michael Turley]

that simple. You may need to make a list of all the things people have asked you to, other than cars. People that have asked you to invest. Like earlier tonight, a guy wanted you to buy my tuna buck boat in Oregon. Yeah, I mean,

[John Clay Wolf]

you must. I'm seriously considering that in Investment. Okay,

[Michael Turley]

Bubba Gump. Okay,

[Bob]

Bubba Gump. Hey, it looks just like the Jaws

[John Clay Wolf]

boat, John. It does. There's someone else that wrote us a letter and wanted us to do something with a boat or something. Did I see that on

[Bob]

the wrench? Oh, surely sometime a boat. Well, that's what we were. That's the one we were talking

[John Clay Wolf]

about. Yeah. People. People send me their

[Michael Turley]

inventions. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like what? Like, you know, how to turn steam into gasoline. Okay. How to make, you know, bulk cow patties into hamburgers. I'm making up stuff, but just, just, Just

[Michael Turley]

wild things. But they want you

[John Clay Wolf]

to invest.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, Right. You get on the radio and you talk about, you know, I bought this and I bought that. People think you got this money and a big old, big

[John Clay Wolf]

old paycheck. No, I buy cars and I turn them and I turn them back into money. They start with a check, they turn into metal, and they turn back

[Michael Turley]

into it. There

[John Clay Wolf]

you go. And we flip it very quickly and radically. But it still takes a ton of money to do

[Bob]

it. Right. It's not like Jed Clampett money in the bank of Beverly Hills. It's called, you know, equitable cash flow is what John's got going

[John Clay Wolf]

for him.

[Bob]

Right, right. It comes, it goes, business,

[John Clay Wolf]

it

[Bob]

grows. Yep. Right. Equitable

[John Clay Wolf]

cash flow. It takes a. It takes a ton to

[Bob]

do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No doubt. You have. You have this week's inventory that you're selling. So we'll have 800 cars on Wednesday and in Thursday in Chicago and, oh, we're starting the radio show in Chicago, by the way, next week on a really good sports station. And then. But then you have another set of inventory that's on trucks coming that's paid for. And there's another set of inventory that's in the shop getting reconditioned. So you're kind of running three sets of inventory. So. So if you take the total sales from that one week, you need that much money times three, plus incidentals. It is. It's very capital intensive business. And we make 3% margin net, and it's

[Michael Turley]

a

[John Clay Wolf]

bitch. Wow. You want

[Bob]

people getting. You want to hear something funny? This is. This is pretty cool. A guy. May I caught this on TikTok. A guy made a fake zoom meeting. Okay. Like

[John Clay Wolf]

an ad. One and a half this year. Actually, I don't think it was three. Go

[Bob]

ahead. Sorry. Like a fake zoom meeting. Okay. Several people from work during a

[Michael Turley]

zoom meeting. I've

[Bob]

seen it. And he plays all the parts and he's. He's got his face made up to look like different people and does the voices and everything and the way some of the people are

[Michael Turley]

talking about. We've all been in a zoom meeting. People that talk. You know, hey, man, run that up the

[John Clay Wolf]

flagpoles here. Full

[Michael Turley]

of salutes. You know, that kind of corporate crap. And so everybody except the last guys kind

[Bob]

of corporate. There's one guy kind of like you and me at the top right of

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

the

[Bob]

screen. Yeah. And I think this

[Michael Turley]

is hilarious. Cut number 10. We are sort of up against this shrinking

[John Clay Wolf]

opportunity

[Michael Turley]

aperture. Right. I do want to underscore

[Show Announcer]

that anything we want reflected in February performance needs to

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

materialize today. We are at the posterior

[Michael Turley]

edge of the monthly velocity corridor. Is there an alternative strategy where we can functionally push February to

[John Clay Wolf]

March? Right.

[JD Ryan]

That's far.

[Michael Turley]

Go ahead. Nothing for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. I read a thing where Elon Musk said to his people, I don't want any more an acronyms. Just say what the hell it is. If we have to use our internal jargon to communicate, we're not communicating. Right. He said we're not having meetings, to have meetings. And if you're in a meeting that's over five minutes and it's not making sense, or you. You don't think you're benefiting from it, you need to get up and leave. Even if it's an internal meeting. I like that guy. Yeah, he's a real son of a bitch.

[Bob]

Very wise. And then he said

[John Clay Wolf]

30 seconds. Yeah, 30 seconds. We don't have. Okay, so we'll do Black, White, Latino, rather, when we get back and figure out who committed the crime. That's always a fan favorite. It's not always a program director's favorite at the radio station. Yeah, but it sure does make the people happy. We'll be back in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolfe. The John Clay Wolfe Show. We're here at the Jordan Family Classic Car and Hot Rod Museum in Santa Ana, California. They are open. Cars are on display. We've got some listeners here. We let them hear. Let them hear. You see, we got some people here. There's human beings here. Where's Adam Carolla? I don't know. Call him. I'll give you his number. That would be a good gig. I could give Mike August number out on the air. That'd be funny. Remember when that guy sent me a D pick and I said, I put his number out on the radio and everybody sent him, texted him that. That was fun. We'll be back in

[Bob]

a minute. For years, he has refused to cast his vote for whichever candidate might be running, instead writing in Kid Rock for every office that appears on the ballot because he believes one day that s going to work. He hates to be a naysayer about AI technology, but if Grok ever steps off the X platform and into the real world, he plans to hunt him down and kick his ass just on princess principles. His girlfriend just can't understand why he decided to buy a pet donkey named Senor Costas Grandes. What she doesn't know is that he stands to make a considerable fortune considering her promiscuous nature and Mr. Big Stuff's phenomenal entertainment career. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty, like tall boy. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, buddy.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[Show Announcer]

We're back. Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethe vin.com call in 800800 radio and check out the [e-mail] or john claywolf.com this is the John Clay

[John Clay Wolf]

Wolf Show. Hey, dude. In El Paso with the Corvette. That was on hold for a while. I was just fixing to take you right as you hung up, but I'll give 15 grand for the car. Just check it in to go to givemetheven.com load it up. You can run it out there to our inspection center in El Paso. And I need to verify that it's a good one 01 Corvette with 20, which 15 is all of it. So it's got to be a good one, and I'll buy it. Give me the vin.com. that's where you go. Okay, let's do what we've

[JD Ryan]

been waiting for all this time. It's

[Bob]

that time. You are now about to

[John Clay Wolf]

witness the strength of

[JD Ryan]

street knowledge. Oh, yeah, everybody's favorite game show. White, black, Latino or other. I'm gonna read a crime story, and y' all just give me the general vibe.

[Michael Turley]

Okay,

[JD Ryan]

y'. All. Y'

[John Clay Wolf]

all

[JD Ryan]

ready? Yeah. Let's get it. This week we got a big, big baller fraudster. Our suspect is a former nightclub DJ that was down on his money. You know the music game Don't Pay Like It Should. So this guy could have defrauded anybody, but he went for a big fish. The airline industry. Our suspect slung over 6, 000 subpar airplane components and parts with false paperwork to make them look like the real deal. Maybe that's what's been going on on with

[John Clay Wolf]

Boeing

[JD Ryan]

lately. White. Some components were tested and fell the hell apart. And the scheme unraveled. And our guy was caught with jet fuel on his hands in a $53 million lick. Authorities said he endangered public safety worldwide on an unimaginable scale. But was he white, black, Latino

[Bob]

or

[John Clay Wolf]

other?

[JD Ryan]

Wow. Why. And John's just throwing it out there, huh? Big

[John Clay Wolf]

money, huh? Well, I mean, I've been around airplane shops a lot. I know exactly what he's talking about. So, like an air conditioner in my plane, the compressor cost like five grand and it is the exact same part number to the t of a 72 Lincoln Town Car Continental, so. But it's been blessed. And it's got that certification tag on it, so it makes it worth more that there's plenty of parts that are interchangeable. These are. You buy salvage plane parts and you've got to get them recertified. So it sounds like this guy was recertifying. He was forging the certifications on.

[Michael Turley]

Correct, Right? Yep,

[John Clay Wolf]

yep, yep. I. I've seen a lot of these guys and most of them

[Michael Turley]

are white. I'm gonna go with other, because I think he was probably from a foreign country because this happened all over the world. So I think he's Russian

[JD Ryan]

or something. Yeah, I'm kind of going that way, but more like maybe Iranian because they throw parts together. Like they built. They took cruise ships and built warships out

[John Clay Wolf]

of

[JD Ryan]

them. Yeah. So I think he's kind of throwing something together. That's what. I'm

[Bob]

going Irene. I was, I was thinking Russian before you said it, dude. Some old

[John Clay Wolf]

Soviet national. Yeah, yeah, that's what it is. Probably

[Michael Turley]

white, dumbass. I know it's kind of other because when we think white, we think white American. So I'm gonna

[John Clay Wolf]

go with. So as a

[Michael Turley]

White Russian. It's a

[John Clay Wolf]

delicious

[Bob]

drink. White. Yeah, you need a

[John Clay Wolf]

little Kahlua. What's the difference? So if she orders a. A

[Michael Turley]

White

[John Clay Wolf]

Russian. Yeah. That means she's easy. If she orders a white Zinvandel, it means she's

[Michael Turley]

really right. And we'll throw up in

[JD Ryan]

your car. All right, so the votes

[John Clay Wolf]

are in. Pre K.

[JD Ryan]

All right. Not. Not quite, you know, a White Russian. Our suspect is Jose Alejandro Zamora Irala, aka

[Michael Turley]

Santa

[JD Ryan]

militia. Damn. A 38 year old Venezuelan

[Bob]

techno DJ. There

[JD Ryan]

you go. To 56 months. You know what we missed? It was the

[Bob]

techno dj. Yeah, yeah,

[John Clay Wolf]

yeah, yeah. Did you throw the word, word techno DJ in

[Bob]

your description? He was a

[John Clay Wolf]

club dj.

[JD Ryan]

Club dj? I said former nightclub dj. Yeah. I figured techno was

[John Clay Wolf]

a giveaway. Techno would

[Michael Turley]

have helped. We

[John Clay Wolf]

all missed. We would have really been. We would have really guessed he was

[Bob]

rushing

[John Clay Wolf]

then. Yeah. All right. Well, that's a good round. He's a light skinned

[Bob]

Latino then. A lot of Spanish. A lot of Spanish

[John Clay Wolf]

influence there. I think he's

[Bob]

a Texan. He's the

[John Clay Wolf]

accidental racist. Manny in El Paso, did you hear the shout out I gave you a

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

minute ago? I didn't. I was on

[John Clay Wolf]

the phone. I'll give 15 grand for the vet. Loaded into givemetheven.com I've got an inspection station out there in El Paso. I need to make sure the car's super duper nice. At 15 grand that car was mass produced between 97 and like what, oh, three. That body style, there's a lot of out there. They're not worth tall money. You got it. You've got 20,000 miles on it. I'll give 15 grand if it's a

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

good one. 15. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Appreciate it. John Clay, load it up into givemetheven.com thank you, sir. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Brad in California there. Yeah, I saw that. I was talking about dirt. Good. I was talking to, I was talking earlier about where to ride dirt bikes in SoCal. That's not as far. I went to the Saddleback Mountains, like a range or hills or something north of Palmdale Thursday and it was about a two and a half hour drive and it was incredible. But I come to California a lot and I'd love to. And I've got my KTM down here now and I'd love to go riding somewhere closer by

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Orange County. Is there any good area

[John Clay Wolf]

over there? What's

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

it called? There's a place we go to. It's called Roguer's Flat. We call it Texas Canyon. And it's just out to the 14 off of the 5 Grand

[John Clay Wolf]

Canyon Boulevard.

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Okay, 14. It's, it's a, it's a really good area. They got, they got different places go. We, we go in the back and we head for the, the bar and stuff. There's a, there's a rock in that we, that they call it. We go

[John Clay Wolf]

over to. I'm kind of, I'm more of a rider than you would expect an old cripple guy to be. And, and if any of you guys out there are like serious riders, single track riders, riders go to. Go to gmtvgarage.com and click email. John Because I want to go with someone that knows the terrain and can, you know, an intermediate, expert riders that really know where

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

they're Going. That's what we do. We're, we're good riders. We, we like the single track. We don't want to deal with the side by sides and all that stuff. And usually our rides pretty much most of the day. So we're not, we're not pit riders. We don't ride around the pits and all that stuff. And sure, if you want to hook up one of these, you know, we can take you out there and, and it's a lot of fun. You know what

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean? Oh, it's the best. It's the most fun. You can have your

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

clothes on. Yeah, yeah, that's

[John Clay Wolf]

for sure. Go to, go to gmtvgarage.com if you don't mind, and, and send me your number, and I will. Next time I'm down here, I've got my bike at the, at our. Give me the VIN office in Anaheim and I'd love to go riding with you guys. All right. Thank you, sir. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. How are we doing on

[JD Ryan]

time, doctor?

[John Clay Wolf]

Two minutes. Two minutes.

[Bob]

All

[John Clay Wolf]

right. Ow. What else

[Michael Turley]

we got? We have a guy that died this week. I know your favorite singer songwriter, John Neil Sedaka. Oh, yeah. Died at 87. Very nice. Died. Yeah, yeah. Including 14 number one songs. He had seven decades of hits, including these little Denny's Got Number Seven,

[John Clay Wolf]

Six

[Michael Turley]

Days. Seven. Seven. That's what it

[JD Ryan]

says here. That's

[John Clay Wolf]

Mud

[JD Ryan]

Rescue. Whoops. I don't think that's

[Bob]

gonna be. Try six mud rescues from

[John Clay Wolf]

last week. Let's just go through

[JD Ryan]

them all. Turley 7's

[Michael Turley]

Mud

[JD Ryan]

Rescue. Whoops. There's no 9 or 8.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a. What do you call that, well, what's that term?

[JD Ryan]

Mud hen. Hold on, let me do. There's two

[Michael Turley]

sevens, actually. Ah, there

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

you go. Hand in hand with the one

[Michael Turley]

I love. That will keep

[John Clay Wolf]

us together.

[Bob]

You go. My mom had that 45, man.

[Michael Turley]

Bad blood. Bad blood with Elton John. Yeah, 86. Well, John, time to

[John Clay Wolf]

say goodbye. Oh, you know what? We're going to come back for a minute. Let's keep rolling for the next segment, I think. Yeah. So. Yep. We'll be

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[John Clay Wolf]

Clay Wolf, Crab, are you there? Oh, shoot, I knocked it off. Oh. What? Oh. Can y' all

[Michael Turley]

hear

[John Clay Wolf]

me? Yes. Yeah,

[JD Ryan]

you're live. Live on

[John Clay Wolf]

the air. Okay, good. Crab, are you there? You don't hear anything? Nothing

[Michael Turley]

at

[John Clay Wolf]

all. Music. Okay, well, that's fine, but you don't hear yourself is what you're saying. Okay, keep talking,

[Bob]

bud. Hello?

[Michael Turley]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello? Testing. Can you

[Michael Turley]

hear you? Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. All right, we got Steve Crab. Long time, Jason. He's here in the studio. He's gonna play jeopardy.

[Bob]

With

[JD Ryan]

us. Oh.

[Michael Turley]

Oh,

[John Clay Wolf]

boy. Wow. Yep. Here

[Michael Turley]

we go. I used to be good at

[John Clay Wolf]

this game. All right, what's our. What? What are our. Yeah, we're at the Jordan family classic car collection of Santa Ana. What is our

[Bob]

categories today? Remember, you got to say ding, ding, ding to get in there. Crab. Yes, it is time to test the intellect and pop culture IQ of our own John Clay Wolf show crew. Categories. We got them. First category is persuasive selling. Identify these products by their advertising slogans. And category two, secret country music, lesser known artists, stories and songs from the heartland. Ready to play Jeopardy. Here we go. Category one, question one. This storied American daily publication proclaimed on the top of each front page it published all the news that's fit

[Michael Turley]

to print. Ding,

[Bob]

ding,

[John Clay Wolf]

ding. Crap. What you

[Michael Turley]

got,

[Bob]

Crab? People.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's incorrect.

[Bob]

Good lord. All the news that's fit to print. It's been there for more than

[John Clay Wolf]

100 years. All the news that's fit to print. I've heard. I can hear

[Michael Turley]

the slogan. What is the New

[Bob]

York Times? That is correct. Question 2. This alternative culture magazine borrowed a bit from the New York Times slogan claiming it would offer all the news

[John Clay Wolf]

that fits. One more

[Bob]

time, boss. This alternative culture magazine borrowed a bit from the New York Times slogan claiming it would offer all the news

[John Clay Wolf]

that fits. Alternative culture, Jet or

[Bob]

Ebony magazine. That's incorrect. You're. You're thinking the right direction, though. Just a little more. White fight. Correct answer is what is Rolling Stone magazine? All the news that

[Michael Turley]

fits. Fellers.

[Bob]

Got it. Question three. One of America's longest running delivery services has for decades used a slogan that asks, what can brown do for you? Nickname, JD Sorry, what is UPS

[John Clay Wolf]

that's correct. You

[Bob]

did not. United

[John Clay Wolf]

Postal service. There's a slight delay. The California to

[Bob]

Texas connection. Oh, well, as long as we got a usable excuse, that's the

[John Clay Wolf]

main thing. Replay that. Are we good enough where we can just

[Bob]

replay that? Hell no, we're good enough to run into category two. Here we go. Question one. This current outlaw country singer avoids conventions by performing his own music his own

[John Clay Wolf]

way. Like Stop.

[Michael Turley]

No, Don't. Don't

[Bob]

hang Williams. That is incorrect. He plays his own music his own way, like his father. The only member of the Highwayman not named Willie Nelson. Johnny Cash or Kris Kristofferson? Ding,

[John Clay Wolf]

ding, ding. They

[JD Ryan]

live alone. Who is Hank

[Bob]

Williams, too?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's incorrect. No. Ding, ding, ding. Who is

[Bob]

Waylon Jennings? That

[John Clay Wolf]

is correct. Thank you.

[JD Ryan]

Ah. Hey. He's on the

[Bob]

board, everybody. Followed notably by his son, Shooter Jenny Winnings.

[John Clay Wolf]

Question two. This. I gave myself a mark earlier, I think. Did I already

[JD Ryan]

get one? You

[John Clay Wolf]

got one.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah. You

[Bob]

stole it. You got two now, so I wouldn't say thank you. Okay, question two. This so called red dirt poet created a tide of Texas country music in the 80s with signature classics like High Plains Jamboree, Gringo Honeymoon, and the Road Goes on

[John Clay Wolf]

for Ever. Robert

[Bob]

Earl King. That's correct. Robert Earl Keane. Wow. Question three. Country singer Bonnie Owens, who was married to Buck Owens until their divorce, had a much more fruitful personal and showbiz relationship with this groundbreaking country singer, the performer of classic songs, Swinging Doors, Sing Me Back Home and

[John Clay Wolf]

Mama Tried. I'm gonna go with

[JD Ryan]

you,

[John Clay Wolf]

Crab. Yeah. Jerry Lee Lewis. No, no, you're

[Bob]

wrong, Crab. For God's

[JD Ryan]

sakes, man. Well, Crab will answer a lot of questions, but

[Michael Turley]

not right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Never right.

[Bob]

Merle Haggard. That is correct. Probably the best friend Merle Haggard ever had was Bonnie Owens. Into the bonus round. Y'

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all

[JD Ryan]

ready? Ready. JCW is up four to

[John Clay Wolf]

one, everybody. Okay, thank you.

[Bob]

Thank you. Questions from category one. This airline invites prospective travelers to fly the

[Michael Turley]

friendly skies. Ding,

[Bob]

ding, ding. Daddy

[John Clay Wolf]

Rock

[Michael Turley]

Ryan. United. Who is

[Bob]

United Airlines? That's

[John Clay Wolf]

incorrect. What? Prek. Who's on line three? Screen

[Michael Turley]

them, please. It's

[Bob]

not

[John Clay Wolf]

united.

[Bob]

No. TW8. That's incorrect. I can't believe y' all don't

[John Clay Wolf]

know this. You can't just rattle off every airline on

[Bob]

the Internet. If you. If you rattled off one more, you'd probably

[JD Ryan]

get

[John Clay Wolf]

it. John. I just. Ding,

[Bob]

ding,

[John Clay Wolf]

ding. Yes. Who is American

[Bob]

Airline Airlines. That

[John Clay Wolf]

is correct. That is

[Bob]

not correct. Fly the

[Michael Turley]

friendly skies. I'm telling you, it's

[Bob]

United Airlines. I'm telling

[Michael Turley]

you. Wikipedia. Wrong, period.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're wrong. Well, I. I

[Bob]

said United. Cry me

[Michael Turley]

a river. Cry

[John Clay Wolf]

your river. Hold on, hold on. I feel his pain because y' all do this to

[Michael Turley]

me, too. I'm telling you, it's from

[John Clay Wolf]

United Airlines.

[JD Ryan]

Very simple. Always checking chat. What does

[John Clay Wolf]

it say? United

[Michael Turley]

Airlines. No. I could hear the jingle

[John Clay Wolf]

in my. It was created in 1965 by the Leo Burnett Agency. The tagline was designed to make the airline seem more personal, warm and welcoming.

[Bob]

United Airlines. Unbelievable. Well, I stand

[JD Ryan]

corrected. Apologies. JD's only down by

[John Clay Wolf]

one now. Alex, you need to quit. Drinking so much whiskey before the wheel

[Bob]

of fortune. I said I stand corrected. Thank you. Next question. This computer company who acquired the failing Compaq company in 2002, has since used the slogan,

[Michael Turley]

keep reinventing. Ding,

[John Clay Wolf]

ding,

[Bob]

ding.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Rap.

[John Clay Wolf]

L'. Oreal. I mean, he's named product pre K. My question. Is that crystal on line three? No, it's

[JD Ryan]

not. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's screened. Okay. Thanks, sir. Thanks, sir. Thank

[Bob]

you, sir. Computer company who acquired the failing Compact company

[John Clay Wolf]

in 2002. Ding, ding, ding. John

[Bob]

Gateway Computers.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's incorrect. I

[Bob]

was close. Everybody owned one

[John Clay Wolf]

of these. Compact sold

[Bob]

to Apple. Ding,

[John Clay Wolf]

ding, ding. No. God. That's a different

[JD Ryan]

operating system. You son of a. Dude, you're getting

[John Clay Wolf]

a Dell. It's

[Bob]

a Dell.

[Michael Turley]

It's incorrect.

[Bob]

Still incorrect. Their CEO ran for president. President against Donald Trump a few years ago in the Republican primary. She was a

[John Clay Wolf]

smart lady. Sophia Loren

[Bob]

wearing

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

l'.

[Bob]

Oreal. No. Correct answer is Hewlett Packard. Hp.

[Michael Turley]

Keep reinventing. Isn't Adele a big

[Bob]

white woman? No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Question three. She used to be big. Now she's skinny

[Bob]

and curvy. What product do you think of instantly when you hear the phrase plop, plop,

[Michael Turley]

fizz, fizz. Oh, what a

[John Clay Wolf]

acro seltzer. I'm giving it to Crab. He didn't ding, but he's a little. He's got a

[JD Ryan]

little thing. He's

[John Clay Wolf]

been drinking. His autism is

[Bob]

showing up. When he's not touchy, he's a little touched. All right, into category two, Barbara Mandrell's number one hit, I was country when country wasn't cool. Got a little help from a guest vocal from this country

[Michael Turley]

music legend. Ding,

[Bob]

ding,

[Michael Turley]

ding. J.D. who is

[John Clay Wolf]

George Jones?

[Bob]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

The old. Hey, are these doubles

[JD Ryan]

or singles? That's doubles. He is in the

[John Clay Wolf]

league now. I've got. I'm showing six on mine, but I'm getting

[Bob]

a little. Of course you are. Car man's counting his own

[John Clay Wolf]

points

[Bob]

again. Right? And our very last question, category two. This trailblazing crossover country artist made a big splash as a singer songwriter and was named one of the most promising actors of 1979 after appearing as quarterback

[Michael Turley]

Seth Crap.

[Bob]

Cricks Christofferson.

[Michael Turley]

That's incorrect. After appearing JD who is

[Bob]

Mack Davis. That's correct. Mac Davis, North

[John Clay Wolf]

Dallas

[Michael Turley]

40. Wow. Ding, ding, ding. I think first time in

[Bob]

19 years. Those were way harder than I wanted them to be. And I actually. I actually did an incorrect answer

[Michael Turley]

on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's okay. And if y' all would have given me the proper ding, it would have been

[Michael Turley]

a time. Oh,

[Bob]

dear God. You lost. Never

[John Clay Wolf]

win,

[Michael Turley]

right? Huh? Let

[Bob]

it go. Yeah, you win all the

[John Clay Wolf]

time, John. I want to talk to somebody who. Who doesn't lie. Thank you, boys. Brenda in Long Beach.

[Michael Turley]

Good morning. You're talking

[John Clay Wolf]

to yourself. Hey, hey,

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

hey,

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi. Hi. What

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

you got? 1964 U.S. iT

[John Clay Wolf]

Skylark convertible. 1964 Skylark convertible. Average. Rough

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

or clean? Very clean. Have you had a good dump

[John Clay Wolf]

on it? Do what? Have you had a good dump? No. Stop it, Turley. He's just playing. He's just playing. Drops. That's not

[Michael Turley]

real, Brenda. Gee, John, why do you want to

[John Clay Wolf]

know that? Stop it. Y' all stop

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

doing that. There's no. The interior is immaculate. Exterior is in very good condition. It's a dark blue with a white convertible. No tears. Really

[John Clay Wolf]

good condition. I've bought. I sold two of those three weeks ago. It's not a GS. Is it a Grand Sport? Because that's a different animal. If

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

it is. I

[John Clay Wolf]

don't know. I would think you would know if it was. And if it's not. I sold one on bring a trailer for 115 because I couldn't get out of it at the auction, at my regular auction, and actually, I had 11. 5 at my regular auction. I sent it for the same price. I'd give 10 grand for

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

that car. Nice. It's got too much sentimental value for that

[John Clay Wolf]

for that. So you'd sell out your sentiment for money? No, not really. I.

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

I just. I was. I'm kind of going back

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

and forth whether I should sell it or give it to

[John Clay Wolf]

my friend. What are the memories of Grandpa worth? So at what price do you sell out your family

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

and friends?

[Galena Victorovna Spitlenko]

Probably not. I think I was just trying to get an idea. And it's probably not going to

[John Clay Wolf]

sell it. Okay, so if I gave you 30 grand, you wouldn't

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

sell it? I

[John Clay Wolf]

think so. Okay, well, that's good, because I wouldn't even give 30 grand. But I was having fun playing with you. Okay. All right. Anyway, thank

[Bob]

you, guys. The John Clay Wolf show has been a presentation of givemethevin.com from the Westwood One Radio Network. Join us again Eastern each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay

[Speech Impediment Terrence]

Wolf Show.

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