#546 John Clay Wolfe Show 03.14.26

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #546 (03.14.26)

Podcast Summary

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Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show continues the show’s trademark blend of cars, sports, rock and roll, wild stories, and unfiltered banter, with the recurring cast of John Clay Wolfe, JD Ryan, Babo, Turley, and a rotating group of callers. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio ranch studio in Bosque County, Texas, John and crew touch on everything from celebrity encounters to car bidding, pig hunts gone wild, wild “red flag” dating stories, and plenty of laughs. The tone is irreverent, occasionally outrageous, and deeply embedded in American car and music culture—with lots of audience interaction.

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Key Discussion Points & Timestamps

1. Recap of the Adam Carolla & Ted Nugent Studio Visit

• [02:56–05:13]

• John recounts the chaos of a poorly supplied remote broadcast with Adam Carolla, recounting how Ted Nugent and Adam used the JCW studio the week before.

• The crew discusses Ted Nugent’s energy, his clean-living reputation, encyclopedic music memory, and the choice not to ask him about politics to keep him “caged.”

• Memorably, Adam’s hatred for Joan Jett’s "Crimson and Clover" remake comes up, sparking debate.

  "I didn't realize that Adam hated Joan Jett's version of 'Crimson and Clover' so much." – Babo [04:34]

2. Local Motorcycle & Car Scene

• [06:09–11:00]

• Announcement of a Lucky 7 Custom Cycles bike ride meet-up and new shop development in Walnut Springs, Texas.

• John details a protracted, petty real estate negotiation over a local building, dumping a former high school nemesis in the process.

  "He thinks we're friends and we're not friends. He always calls me, 'Hey, John, you know, you're helping us with walnut,' and I'm like, 'I'm helping everybody with walnut but you.'" – John Clay Wolfe [10:09]

3. Car Bidding Call-Ins & Classic JCW Banter

• [12:18–16:02]
• Callers pitch used cars for John to bid on, with signature humor, deep-cut car knowledge, and ribbing about aging cars and spouses.
• On a 2006 Mazda MPV:

  "You know what I'll get for this car? Are you sitting down? I'm gonna give $733." – John Clay Wolfe [15:03]

4. Camel Beauty Contests & Life on the Ranch

• [16:02–20:13]

• 20 camels disqualified from an Omani beauty contest for cosmetic enhancements.

• Pig infestation at JCW’s ranch leads to jokes about pig family trees and calls for organized pig hunts.

  "Last night I saw him and it looked like a swarm of Haitians running across a border. It was heavy." – John Clay Wolfe [17:29]

5. Music Legends & Rock Star Replacements

• [20:13–24:03]
• Reflection on Boston’s late lead singer, Tommy DeCarlo, and the journey of YouTube talents becoming frontmen of legendary rock bands (e.g., Journey’s Arnel Pineda).
• Simmering debate on the use of the word “pygmy” to describe Arnel.

6. Car-Related Business, Market Talk, & Side Hustles

• [27:01–32:31]
• Hotshot drivers discuss selling truck fleets, value of motorcycles and RVs, and promoting local roadhouse events and merch.

7. Rural Real Estate & Pig Hunting, Part II

• [37:06–42:01]
• Call from a pro-pig hunter; talk of helicopter hunts—with possible guest Ted Nugent.

8. Lightning Round Car Bidding & Running Gags

• [45:02–47:48]
• Rapid-fire car bidding, one-liners, more inside jokes.

9. Jelly Roll and the Country Underdog Narrative

• [47:24–63:47]

• The show debates country star Jelly Roll’s ubiquitous media presence, authenticity, and his recent induction to the Grand Ole Opry.

• Discussion pivots to the “God card” in country music and authenticity in celebrity.

  "Does everybody [love him]? ... I don't know about that." – Turley [47:41]

10. Basketball, Partial Arts, & Representation in Sports

• [64:47–73:21]
• Discussion of Miami’s Bam Adebayo’s 83-point game and minority representation in sports leagues.
• Bizarre tangent on "Partial Arts," a martial arts competition for the physically disabled; played for both shock and laughs.

11. Red Flags in Dating – Listener Stories Segment

• [75:32–85:45, 90:04–95:45]

• The hosts give and solicit “red flag” dating stories—from messy cars and emotional baggage to culinary opinions and multiple baby daddies.

• Callers share experiences (sometimes darkly funny) about exes, hospital divorces, and even foot hygiene.

  "If you open the medicine cabinet and there's more than one antidepressant..." – JD Ryan [78:01]

12. Meta Glasses, AI Surveillance, & Privacy Concerns

• [122:13–124:27]
• Brief, semi-cautionary discussion of new tech (Meta smart glasses), privacy, and the future of AI training via crowdsourced video.

13. Backtracks Game: The Monkees Edition

• [141:47–148:34]
• Stubborn avoidance, then reluctant, half-hearted participation in the weekly “Backtracks” segment, featuring The Monkees. No one, hosts or listeners, could nail both song answers. (Highlights deeper generational split and fun self-awareness.)

14. Car Business Reflections – Mortality and The Future of JCW

• [113:34–122:09]
• John reflects on mortality, outliving his parents, and what happens to car collectors’ stashes. The crew reminisces about the “close calls” in their own business history and reflects on what drives them to keep going.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Ted Nugent:

  “I like him more, actually getting to know him than I did on the interviews.” – John Clay Wolfe [04:08]

• On red flags in dating:

  "Multiple baby daddies is a flag." – Babo [79:15]

• On partial arts and representation:

  "You got to wait like six years for somebody to lose some arms to make your weight class." – Turley [73:03]

• On selling cars:

  “There’s no way in hell I’m gonna outbid those people. Zero chance. There’s no way on God’s green earth that I’m gonna beat a dealership full of dogs that are staring at this great looking gal every day...” – John Clay Wolfe [87:16]

• On AI & privacy:

  "Where is this tech going to take us in the future? Would you be okay with this happening to you?" – John Clay Wolfe [123:10]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Adam Carolla & Ted Nugent recap: [02:56–05:13]
• Biker meet-up & local drama: [06:09–11:00]
• Car bidding (Mazda MPV): [12:18–16:02]
• Camel beauty contest & ranch life: [16:02–20:13]
• Boston & Journey YouTube singers: [20:13–24:03]
• Truck fleet/sale calls: [27:01–32:31]
• Pig hunting logistics: [37:06–42:01]
• Lightning round car bidding: [45:02–47:48]
• Jelly Roll/Grand Ole Opry: [47:24–63:47]
• Basketball, sports diversity, partial arts: [64:47–73:21]
• Red flag dating segment: [75:32–85:45, 90:04–95:45]
• Meta glasses/AI privacy: [122:13–124:27]
• Backtracks (Monkees): [141:47–148:34]
• Mortality & car collections: [113:34–122:09]

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Show Tone & Signature Style

• Tone: Unfiltered, fast, humorous, Southern/American, and occasionally provocative.
• Style: Loose, fast-bouncing from topic to topic. Heavy use of audience call-ins and direct audience engagement. Running gags and callbacks abound.

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For New Listeners

If you love cars, music, Americana, irreverent humor—and don’t mind the occasional tangent or sharp left turn—The John Clay Wolfe Show is your Saturday morning destination. This episode delivers playful bickering, actual vehicle deals, emotional real-life stories, and a peek into the intersection of radio, rural America, and pop culture.

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Listen live, watch the video stream, or catch the podcast at jcwshow.com.

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Turley]

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[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, America's largest weekend morning show. Call John toll free 800 DOL radio. Check out the podcast at jcwshow.com or John claywolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning everybody.

[Caller/Guest]

Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dallas, Houston, Kansas City, Oklahoma. All of the SEC country, really. Denver hadn't started yet. They start on mountain time. All the east coast is up. Remember, you can join us live on the [e-mail] there is no paywall. It is free and it's there.

[Babo]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's 10 different cameras in here in the studio and you can watch the show and join the wolf Pack club in the chat room on the sidebar. Good morning Wolf packers. Hope you all are okay. That thing in California last week was a. God, it's just so early out there. When we start the show and I'm in there at 6 6. I walk in there at 5:45 and guess who's there. Oh, Steve Crab and his buddy.

[JD Ryan]

Oh God, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Wow.

[JD Ryan]

I was like, he loved you. He loves you.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Corolla asked, he said, hey, do you want to do the show from this car place in Anaheim or in Anaheim? Costa Mesa? I was like, sure. I said, I just want to. He said, I'll be your. Be your co host. So I just want to go there, everything's done, be glad to do it,

[JD Ryan]

walk in, sit down, do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to do it. Like last week, he and Ted Nugent used our studio here and he walked in, sat down. We had Bob here running the boards. We had Kyle in there running the cameras. They didn't offer to tip him.

[JD Ryan]

Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing or me, nothing. But anyway, I mean, I just, I just gave. I had it all set up for him. So I said, that's fine. I just want to do that. I want you to do the same for me.

[JD Ryan]

Same thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And I get there and there's nothing, there's no PA. So I'm calling his manager at 5:45 in the morning. I'm like, hey, you need to get up. He's like, what? I said, you need to go to Walmart and get me a PA system. Yeah, I've got people here, they can't hear what's going on. It's very weird being on a live remote when the audience can't hear you. Sure.

[JD Ryan]

You're just a guy sitting at a

[John Clay Wolf]

table talking to himself like a crazy baby. Yeah. So Walmart was open. Crabs, buddy. I just gave him my credit card, my driver's license. I said, go over there and grab a package. And I'm sending the bill to Corolla.

[JD Ryan]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll have a little bit of the Ted Nugent and Corolla deal on here in a little bit.

[JD Ryan]

It was cool. I watched it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it was funny. Ted's wild man.

[JD Ryan]

Ted is a wild man. He didn't even get as wild as I thought he might.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[JD Ryan]

Just given all the politics going on right now in the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Adam didn't ask him about the war.

[JD Ryan]

Go down that road at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I sent him a text to ask him about the war. He intentionally. He wasn't asking him about the war because he knew that he would, Ted would come out of his cage. Yeah.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

That's exactly what I thought.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was trying to keep him in his cage.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Babo]

But he did talk about a lot of music, man. And like, Ted's got an encyclopedic knowledge and memory of music people he's met

[JD Ryan]

and hung out with and as he said, couldn't communicate with some of them because they were so drunk or pie.

[Babo]

Oh, coming from Detroit, the Motown bunch. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was that a highlight of your radio career to sit here with Ted Nugent?

[Babo]

It was pretty cool. I told you after, you know, I, I, I didn't, I've never, That's the first time I've been close to him, face to face, close to him. And I didn't know if I would like Ted Nugent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Babo]

I grew up with Ted Nugento. Was the record of the year in the fifth grade. Right. I really enjoyed it. He was, I found him very enjoyable.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like him more, actually getting to know him than I did on the interviews on the.

[Babo]

Were you amazed?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm amazed with what he looks like. I'm amazed with. If he dyed his hair dark, he would look like he's 50.

[Babo]

Yep.

[JD Ryan]

Like, literally never done drugs, never done alcohol. He'll tell you that over and over and over and over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eats deer meat.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I figured Baba was sitting there on the board just like school school girl fanning out, really excited. It was pretty cool.

[JD Ryan]

It's gotta be cool.

[Babo]

I didn't, you know, I didn't Realize that Adam hated Joan jets version of Crimson and Clover so much.

[John Clay Wolf]

That bothered me a little bit too.

[Babo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I really like Joan jets version of Crimson. It's like. It's my favorite Joan Jett song.

[JD Ryan]

I mean, it's awesome. Why do you hate it? He's just a d. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Adam just an angry person.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kind of is. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Kind of comes off that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

I actually, I just went downstairs and watched it on the monitor downstairs and just got out of the mix. I just like. Because I was afraid if I went and sat at the console with him that it. Ted would go squirrel and he d. Add out and it would change the dynamic of what? Adam had him in his cage.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And. And I didn't want to screw that up.

[Turley]

He hates this.

[John Clay Wolf]

This great song.

[JD Ryan]

Dude, how do you not love this song?

[Babo]

All that Joan Jett ever did was remake 2 crappy songs and I don't even know why she's in the Rock and Roll hall of Fame.

[JD Ryan]

So not true.

[Babo]

Used to be in the hall of Fame. Dad, he's like a. He's like a two part dissert prick suck up. You know, I mean, Joan Jett's cool, man. You know, you don't. Rock and Roll hall of Fame's fine. It's not, you know, it's not the white Rock and Roll hall of Fame. It's Rock and Roll hall of Fame. Soul music. You know you love soul music. Yeah, I'm. I'm happy with those guys being there. Those. Those opinions, man. You got to be careful with those opinions.

[JD Ryan]

It's his show.

[Babo]

You may be dancing on something somebody loves.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Babo]

Oh, man. You know, you're a better guitar player than she is, Ted.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I'm bike riders in a Dallas Fort Worth, Waco area. Starting at 11 o', clock, they're meeting at Walnut Springs Roadhouse. There's a bike ride going on via Lucky 7 Custom Cycles.

[JD Ryan]

That'll be cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bikes. I'm sorry, you go ahead.

[JD Ryan]

Bikes. Burgers and Bloody mary starts at 11 o'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clock.

[JD Ryan]

I guess they make it out here about noon. Should be about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it starts at 11 o'.

[Babo]

Clock.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's what it says.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you make it out of here by noon, you'd be a little late, wouldn't you?

[JD Ryan]

No, I mean it starts, doesn't it started. Lucky seven. They come here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, they'll leave. Yeah, they leave it. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

And they get here about 512.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do they.

[JD Ryan]

I believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on.

[Turley]

Running to the nut. That's what they're doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. Oh. Oh, where are they meeting? Lucky seven. Lucky seven, but Lucky seven, where's that, Dallas?

[Turley]

Yeah, it's meeting at their shop out there, and they're running. Oh, I don't know which one then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's a good point. They've got one in Godley. They've got one in Halton City, so I'm betting that it's Haltum City. So that was not a clear thought to figure that out. Okay, so.

[Turley]

But they're running here.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're landing here because Lucky7 is actually building another shop here in Walnut Springs, which is cool.

[Turley]

I see it's all laid out now. It's ready for construction.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I was negotiating with the guy that want to sell that building, and I actually made him an offer. And then he. There was about $8,000 worth of crap in there that needed to be moved. Meaning not the value of the crap, but the move out of the crap.

[Turley]

Oh, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was like a hoarder's lounge.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Storage. And I made a deal with him, and I. I said, okay, we're doing the contract. I said, put in there that you got to get all the crap out. And he's like, no, you got to get all the crap out. I'm like, nope, you got to get all the trap.

[JD Ryan]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so he's like, well, you said you're buying it. I said, yep, but I'm not doing it like that. I'm not cleaning out your house.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've got to get the crap out. And so he's like, well, I'm just gonna sell somebody else. Okay. So it sat there for another year.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then my friend Louie at Lucky 7 wanted to buy it, and they were hitting him at a higher price than I had it bought for. I don't think this guy knows this yet. If he's listening, he'll know now, little insider. So I said, here's what you do. Hit him an X. And because he. The guy's got a real estate agent now. She's got to pay a real estate agent 6%. He's a super duper tight ass, obviously, because he wouldn't clean out his own building.

[Caller/Guest]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when they were negotiating, I was telling Louis what to negotiate, and I said, make sure you get the crap out deal, because that's like six, $8,000 to get that stuff out of the way. And so they got to the point where I was on buying it, and Kyle calls and says, hey, are you still interested in that place next door to you? I was like, why? You know, I Knew the negotiation because I was telling the other guy what to say. And he said, well, you know, you're on the blackout list from the realtor, and we're fixed to sell it, and I just wanted to give you the option in case you wanted to buy it before I signed this contract. And I didn't say anything, but what he was doing is he didn't want to pay. The blackout list means the realtor couldn't get a commission if I bought it. Oh, okay.

[JD Ryan]

I never heard of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So basically, he signed up a realtor. He said, well, I've got a deal going with John Wolf. I got a deal going J.D. ryan. So those are my deals. So if I sell them, you don't get a commission.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he called me because I knew the deal he was making with the other guy, and he was just trying to screw the realtor out of the 6%.

[JD Ryan]

He's going to hang on to that thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I called Louis back. I'm like, you better make damn sure that you've got that moving the crap out clause in there. And he didn't. And he went in and did it again. And then. Anyway, so the net effect is the guy that sold the land to Lucky 7 had to move the crap out and had to pay realtor commission because he's a hard head and do both. And that made me happy because I don't really. He thinks we're friends and we're not friends. He always calls me, hey, John, you know, you're helping us with walnut, and I'm like, I'm helping everybody with walnut but you.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I don't like you.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's fair.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was. He was a jerk to me when I was a kid. Oh, wow. Really? He was my girl. My high school girlfriend's brother.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, that goes back a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

Deep.

[Turley]

Yeah, you have a memory there, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

And he was kind of a Chet from Weird Science.

[JD Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Babo]

That's a special dynamic right there.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Turley]

He probably doesn't even realize.

[JD Ryan]

John never forgets.

[Turley]

Not until I see now he's listening right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, Kyle, I knew all about it. I'm the one who told him about it. And if you remember, I told you when I. When you started wiggling the deal on me, and I said, just forget it.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said, this thing's a tear down anyway. And you said, no, it's not a tear down. It's a blah, blah, blah. I said, no, I got in there and really started looking. This is a tear down. I'm not giving that for a tear down. And then if you look today. What did they do to it, Turley?

[Turley]

It's gone. It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

They tore it down.

[JD Ryan]

Seriously?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800800 radio is the call in number the next segment coming up and you've got a call in right now during the music break is the lightning round where I bid the cars on the radio. Forgive me, the VIN. Gone. Duh. GiveMeTheEven.com Give me the VIN.com. america's Best Car buyer. If they don't beat a Carmax or Carvana deal, they will send you a hundred dollars. Go to givemetheven.com to sell us your car right now. But you can also call in during this next segment that's coming up. Year, make, model, miles, average, rougher, clean. Hey John, I got a. I don't know, 20, a 2012 Z20. I mean ZL1 Camaro or I've got a 2023 Wrangler. I've got a 1987 Ferrari 308. And I'll bid the car right here on the radio. Be right back.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by. Give me the vid dot com. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jack in Nashville.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've got a fancy car for us this morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, I do, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell us all about it. Don't leave out any details.

[Caller/Guest]

It's my wife's daily driver. She's getting ready to buy a new car and we're gonna get rid of it. I want to see what I can get for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But tell us about it. The listeners, they're dying.

[Caller/Guest]

2000. 2007 Mazda MPV. It's in excellent condition. 20 year old car, 212, 000 miles. It's the. And that's really about it. It's a base model. Let's see what I can get for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sure it's a 2007?

[Caller/Guest]

It's either 2007 or 2006 because they

[John Clay Wolf]

stopped making them right around there. Yes, sir, they did. It's a 2006 then. Because they did not make a 2007. You didn't know that I knew my MPVs to this level. Did you?

[Caller/Guest]

I was surprised.

[John Clay Wolf]

The valve guides in those also fail. And they smoke. I don't know if you know that.

[Caller/Guest]

No, I did not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

This one does not Smoke. It does not burn any oil. It's. It's really. It's like I said, she drives it to and from work. That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it only has 217,000 miles on. It's an excellent shape.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is it a DX, an EX or an LS or an LX SV?

[Caller/Guest]

Is it. It's an EX.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow. That's the one I've been. No, an ES. You mean ES?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. They did not make an EX in 2006 on the MPV, especially the selection with 200,000 miles. 200. And how much longer do you think it'll make it?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm telling you what, man, this thing is like a beast. It keeps rolling. Yeah, I put new brakes, everything. I'm daily maintenance. I'd say it'll probably go at least another 75,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so she's going to 300 grand Mazda.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah,

[John Clay Wolf]

yeah. Now, I don't mean your old lady. I mean your ES wagon van from 06. What year? What circuit is your wife? If the car's an 06, is she a 72 or she a 75 or 67?

[Caller/Guest]

She's a 60. She's a 67.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

She's a vintage model, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

She has an antique plate on her.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

That would piss her off.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm glad she don't listen.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what I'll get. You know what I'll get for this car? Are you sitting down?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir, I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna give $733. Whoa.

[Caller/Guest]

That's about fair.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I know, I know. My 06 MPV Maz is with 225,000 miles that are daily maintained. I like it. Let me know.

[Caller/Guest]

Daily maintain.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com loaded up. We cannot. We can, everybody at the office. If y' all listen to the show when Jack calls in from Nashville, everybody stop and get this deal done. Fish on, fish on, fish on. We'll be right back. But if John Clay Wolf buy cars on the radio for America's best car buyer, Give me the VIN.com.

[Announcer]

This is the john clay wolf show. Check out the gmtv garage YouTube channel, complete with live video stream at jcwshow.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

The 2026 Camel Beauty Show Festival was held last month in Oman, and at

[JD Ryan]

least 20 camels were disqualified because they

[Caller/Guest]

had received cosmetic enhancements.

[John Clay Wolf]

I knew. I knew those humps weren't real.

[Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, well, he's very popular. The sportos motorheads. Geeks. Slut they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

[Announcer]

Jcwshow.com

[John Clay Wolf]

for new listeners. You guys don't know that we broadcast the show from a ranch in Bosque County. So we're sitting here in a studio on a ranch in Bosque County, Texas. And as the good little rednecks, we are out by Walnut Springs. I need to organize a pig hunt, like pro pig hunters. I got it. I understand. And the guys with like varmint rigs, we've got about 70 out here. They just in. In five years I've had this place, I've never seen them, and now they're. Last night I saw him and it looked like a swarm of Haitians running across a border. It was heavy. So we've got them bad and they're going to ruin the yard. So go to gmtvgarage.com click email. John and I, the, the guys that just like want to do it. I understand and I'll get you with the guy. I need somebody. We need an organized attack. Like, we need to be pro style and I'm, I'm willing to do that at this point.

[Babo]

What kind do you have out here? Because there's a couple different, you know, strains.

[John Clay Wolf]

One that got hit by a car last night. Oh, geez.

[Babo]

Are they the big giant ones?

[John Clay Wolf]

Big old Toyota Land Cruiser print on

[Caller/Guest]

him or the little.

[JD Ryan]

A little kind of rat.

[John Clay Wolf]

I finally got one, but it wasn't with a gun.

[JD Ryan]

Damn.

[Babo]

Seriously, they're. They're like different. Different.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. I, I didn't stop and talk. I didn't interview him. So what, are you guys related here, right? I mean, do you screw your sister? It looks like it. Because you all sure are populating quick.

[Babo]

That's so wild. Because we have like the Russian boars and part of the state, the javelinas in South Texas, out in West Texas, where we used to be, this town called Kroll. And they're eating up with these little. They're like the pot bellies. They're smaller, but they have, they have those tusks and they're like.

[John Clay Wolf]

They will get you big old rats

[Babo]

running around and they, they run in packs.

[John Clay Wolf]

There were big ones, small ones in betweeners. And I'll show you one, actually, after the show. I'll show you when I. I've got one trained and he's tame and he's sitting over there waiting on us, laying

[JD Ryan]

down, taking a nap.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's just taking a nap.

[JD Ryan]

Any damage to your.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not yet, but you know it's coming. Yeah, I mean, is there? Yes, but I don't see where it is. But when they get in the yard and absolutely ruin my yard that I put so much time into, I am going to freak out.

[JD Ryan]

I get it.

[Babo]

Well, you should know. Tis the season is there. They're propagating heavily right now with the, with the warmer weather and. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does propagating mean?

[Babo]

Multiplying profusely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Babo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they like. I mean, I know we're in the south and I know that, that family lines are blurry. Do they, do they, do they propagate with one another like direct relatives?

[Babo]

I believe they'll cross. Absolutely.

[JD Ryan]

I don't believe they ask. Going ahead. Hey, are you in my family?

[John Clay Wolf]

Your uncle?

[JD Ryan]

You look a lot like somebody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your last name is Borenstein. Yeah, Now, I know a Borenstein, but he married to my mother. Piggenstein.

[Caller/Guest]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I don't, you know, are we related? Who cares?

[Turley]

You think it's different from the Northeast ones?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think they have a little more class. I think they're better educated up in the Northeast.

[Turley]

Oh, no, we have to marry you into the family

[John Clay Wolf]

TV garage. Click email. John, if you're. If you want to put a pro pig hunt together, because I am all about getting these guys going.

[JD Ryan]

Cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll rope them in them, Tie them. Kidding.

[JD Ryan]

No, you're not. You guys talked about Ted Nugent being here last week. Imagine being working one week at a Home Depot store in North Carolina.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nugent, he's the guy we should have out here to do.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect. Yeah. Okay, I'll call the Nuge.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, call the Nuge. Imagine working at a Home Depot in North Carolina and then suddenly becoming the lead singer to Boston. Can you imagine? It did happen. It happened to Tommy DeCarlo. Actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't look back.

[JD Ryan]

He passed away last week as he started.

[John Clay Wolf]

He didn't pass away as hard as Brad Delp did.

[JD Ryan]

No, I don't know that. Okay. MySpace Performances is where they. Boston first heard him. They saw him on MySpace and he said, come in and audition. And he did, believe it or not. Then he became the lead singer for 19 years. Passed away last week at the age of. It doesn't say here, but it wasn't suicide, was it? No, it was not suicide. Cut number one. Here's some of his work, if you'd like to hear. Cut number one.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's awesome. Behind people.

[Babo]

Now, that's the guy that we saw, and that's from a live show in 2014. Now, that's an open air outdoor concert. So for the audio. But his voice was great.

[John Clay Wolf]

He.

[Babo]

He covered. I. I didn't think anybody could sing those Brad Delt vocals.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is not a good example of it. It's fine. But there's a. He sounds cleaner than this in a better setting.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He sounded so good when we went that night. He sounded like Brad Bell. Brad Delp was the original singer, and he died at a pretty young age, I think.

[Babo]

Yeah. Still one of the great live performances I've seen.

[Turley]

How cool is that for a musician just to be sitting in Home Depot, just get found like that in a band like Boston? That's like a dream come true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, how about that little pygmy that joined me? Stop saying Journey.

[JD Ryan]

He's not a Pygmy.

[Babo]

I believe he's Laotian.

[JD Ryan]

He's not. Anyway, yes, you're right. Yeah. He was up on YouTube doing journey covers, and then they called him and they said, you want to come audition for Journey? He's like, who? Are you sure? Why not? He didn't believe it, of course. And then they flew him here, and he auditioned, and the rest is history. What's his name?

[John Clay Wolf]

Steve Perry. The Pygmy.

[JD Ryan]

Well, Steve Perry was the original.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is a Pygmy?

[JD Ryan]

I'm not even gonna answer this.

[John Clay Wolf]

I really don't know.

[Babo]

I believe that's a Central African tribe of.

[JD Ryan]

It is indeed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Smaller people, so they're all. Okay, hang on. A Pygmy.

[JD Ryan]

Emil Pineda. Pineda.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what they're. That's their family.

[Turley]

That's the guy's name.

[JD Ryan]

Arnell. Arnell, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you look up Pygmy for me? I want to. I want to. I want to make sure I'm factual and accurate with these.

[Babo]

That's a Y. I believe. JDPY.

[JD Ryan]

I. I think I.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've been spelling for a minute now.

[JD Ryan]

Here. Says it just refers to a person of very short stature, historically referring to a specific Central African ethnic group, but also denotes any exceptionally small people that kind of fits him or animals.

[Turley]

He's small, right?

[JD Ryan]

They call us.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's very small.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Babo]

He's got the widest shoes I've ever seen.

[JD Ryan]

Member of certain. A member of certain peoples of a very short stature in Africa, part of Southeast Asia. There you go. Pygmies.

[Turley]

I think that fits.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

No, it doesn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop it.

[JD Ryan]

You got me doing it.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800, Radio Crab. Good morning. You're on the air. California.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning, John. And guys, hey, it was nice meeting you last week, dude. And, and your wife, your lovely wife. And careful with all this pig talk because you know what happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm very. But thank you for being our producer. Okay, if you notice I. If you notice I. I did not say what I said last time. Therefore we did not have the problem.

[Turley]

Hey, crap. Were you shotgun beers out there in the morning?

[Caller/Guest]

Allegedly.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's great. Hey, tell the guy, what's his name? The guy that ran to the store to get RPA Lenny.

[Caller/Guest]

And he's going to see Journey tonight with his daughter back east in Connecticut. Connecticut. Connecticut.

[Turley]

Connecticut.

[Caller/Guest]

Connecticut. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you do Drugs in the 70s crab?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, a lot of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Sir. Our number one fan from Southern California, Steve Crabb. 8008-0072-3480-0800-RADIO. This show is brought to you by Give me the v I n.com and also what's the name of that company? It just slipped my mind. The. That's the anti spam company Incogni. Incogni. If you go to jcwshow.com Jake, like John Claywolf jcw show.com you can get a link to Incogni and you can get all of your spam and robocalls. Not all, but most. It is a wonderful company that we made a deal with after we tested their product. There's nothing I love more than to promote a product that I believe.

[JD Ryan]

We believe in. Believe in this one. Believe me. Did you know that the dmv, the Department of Motor Vehicles sells your information to brokers?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

True story.

[John Clay Wolf]

No idea.

[Babo]

Yeah, it's. You can, there's, there's a lot of info on their page too about the stuff they do. You're at the, you're at the DMV say and you're going to get your license renewed. So you've given, you've, they've got your name, your address, your accident history, your court records all exposed to hundreds of companies in your states pocketing millions doing this. You get your license, they take your information and they sell you the data brokers. This is true. And all of a sudden illegal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Babo]

All of a sudden you're contactable via email, via spam call by hundreds of companies. If you're getting 20 spam calls a day, that's a big part of the reason why from your, from your DMV,

[JD Ryan]

your tax dollars, my name on 323 different websites.

[Babo]

Incogni, I N C O G and I.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you go through the [e-mail] a you can watch our live stream on YouTube, which is right there too. But B, you can get a 60% off of your Incogni subscription. JCW show listener, but you got to go through that link. We'll be right back. My name is John Claywolf by cars on the Radio, America's best car buyer. GiveMeTheBen.com.

[Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show, America's largest weekend morning Show. Call in 800-800-RADIO. Check out the podcast at jcwshow.com or John Claywolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the bed.

[Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Tyler. Tyler. Tyler. Tyler. And Pittsburgh. Are we off the air in Pittsburgh or did it come back on?

[Caller/Guest]

Nah, you're still off. Hey, it literally just came back on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well good. You know we've got, we've got, we have set. We have 70 affiliates across the country, live radio stations. And so we beam up to Westwood One and then Westwood One pushes it down to all the local markets and there's always something goes wrong. It's, you know. How long were we off the air up there?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, we had a, we had a lot of high winds and stuff yesterday too. So maybe it had been their problem, I don't know. But I do a lot of hotshot driving and I gotta listen to you on Saturday mornings.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. Well, what do you do with your trucks when you're done with them?

[Caller/Guest]

Probably just sell them.

[John Clay Wolf]

We buy.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm actually buying one. I'm actually buying one here soon.

[John Clay Wolf]

We buy Hot Shot. We buy fleets of trucks all the time. Actually we bought them fleet last week of just regular old trucks that are mild out.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, we do a lot of Silverados around 09, 10, 11, 12 backing at it.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you get rid of.

[Caller/Guest]

I guess we're gonna get rid, we're gonna get rid of a bunch of them and get new ones here soon.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think. So do you. We, when you buy new ones, we buy Duramaxes or Cummins.

[Caller/Guest]

I don't know, buddy. That's my boss's decision there. All right, well tell me we do. We do a little bit of everything.

[Babo]

We do.

[Caller/Guest]

We got 1500s, you know like 9 foot flatbed, 2500 and then we got the 5516 foot, 22 foot flatbeds.

[John Clay Wolf]

And tell your boss to go to give me the vin.com and get with somebody will buy his groups. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. John. Yes, we do buy motorcycles just loaded into. Give me the vin.com. i don't bid them on the air because I don't know them that well, but we've got a specialist that does the bikes I send over to.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. I didn't know if y' all did or not. I'd never heard you talk about them on the air. I love y' all show, man. I listen to you every Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Caller/Guest]

Great show.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we buy RVs also. RVs and motorcycles and watercraft, but I'm really not in on boats.

[JD Ryan]

No, we don't buy boats. We don't still know them. And they're so seasonal.

[Turley]

Every kind of bikes. By the way, Lucky seven having a meetup at. In the Haltima location, Dallas, Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're. They're doing that. You can go to Lucky7 Facebook page, or they're doing a ride to Walnut Springs and landing at our own Walnut Springs Roadhouse about noon. So you can do that. And Walnut will be popping this afternoon with all those guys in town. And it's not like the Hell's Angels.

[JD Ryan]

No, not at all. And, God, the changes at the Roadhouse. It looks so amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

When did you go in there?

[JD Ryan]

I just haven't been in. I just drove by. But I've seen the pictures on Facebook.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Turley]

I went in last night. And it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[Turley]

It's different.

[JD Ryan]

You walk different place.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

The merch side looks clean. Nice setup on there. The bar is extended.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. And the bar. Did you notice anything about the bar?

[Turley]

The new top?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you have noticed it?

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, good.

[Turley]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Definitely noticed it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it looks good. And there's a did bent, cold rolled steel. And you press it and break it, and then you powder coat it.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we made it wider.

[Turley]

There's cool chandelier that's hanging down with

[John Clay Wolf]

all the gas tanks.

[Turley]

Gas tanks and stuff. And then I stole that idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

I stole that idea from Richard, and I stole the guy that made it for Richard.

[Babo]

That has really grown on me, John, from gas money. When we first saw it, the chandelier you guys fashioned up a couple of us. Like, what is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, what is that?

[Babo]

But when you turn it off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Babo]

And it's out there. And with what you guys have done with the room.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller/Guest]

It.

[Babo]

It's. It's really grown on me, pops.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty cool piece of art.

[Babo]

It literally is. It's a bunch of fuel tanks from. From Harley's.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. It's about 20 metal fuel tanks from 60s, 70s, pretty much early 80s dirt bikes. Denied it up and beat it up. And, you know, Yamaha, Kawasaki. And then you Run the. He built this huge metal wagon wheel thing, and he hung them assorted levels and then ran wires through them with bulbs hanging out where the fuel cap is. And then you can adjust it. Very pretty. Artsy. Fartsy. Cool.

[Babo]

Very artsy. Opposite of art deco.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was Richard Rollins design. And I mean, I told him I want to do one, and he hooked me up with the guy that did it.

[Babo]

Very screwed.

[Turley]

When you pull in there, ask for a Turlinator drink.

[JD Ryan]

What is a Terminator?

[Turley]

It's a shot of tx.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

And you pour Miller light in it in the pint glass.

[JD Ryan]

Is it named after you?

[Turley]

Maybe. I don't know.

[JD Ryan]

The Turlinator. Okay.

[Babo]

He's got his own drink.

[John Clay Wolf]

And JCW dip, which is my own dip, is at the Bosque Cantina and the Roadhouse, which is both off menu.

[JD Ryan]

That is worth the drive from anywhere. That's so good. It's so damn good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, it is. It's working. It's working. It's working. Mikey Brown, NJ 94 Mustang GT convertible, red. 73, 000 miles. If it's lived up there all of its life, it's got to have rust. It's just got to.

[Caller/Guest]

It's garage kept over 15 years since I got it, and I got it. I got it three years ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

So no rust.

[Caller/Guest]

It doesn't. It doesn't ride.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Caller/Guest]

No rain and no snow.

[John Clay Wolf]

No rust. Nope.

[Caller/Guest]

No rush.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold up your right hand and say, I, Mikey Brown, the New Jersey Flash, promise that there's no rust on my 94 Mustang.

[Caller/Guest]

I wouldn't lie to Johnny Wolf in the Hillbillies if it paid okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Caller/Guest]

You know what I mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Load it up into giving. Load it up into. Give me the vid.com. go to givemetheven.com. let's take a look. I want to.

[Caller/Guest]

I just want to do masters on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Flow Masters. I want to bet you $50. I want to bet you $50 that I can find rust on that thing.

[Caller/Guest]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, then you're gonna win 50 bucks. Go to givemetheven.com There you go. What do you think, Charlie?

[Turley]

I think there's some surface rust somewhere on that thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Underneath?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

He just never looked underneath it. That's why.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just. You just can't help it. It's not their fault. It's just where you live, it's like, you know, if you live in Mexico, your skin is darker because the sun, you know, the Aztecs and the way it all worked and it's the Same thing in the Rust Belt. The cars get exposed and they have to rust up to protect themselves so they don't die.

[JD Ryan]

Science this morning on the John Clay Wolf show and Florida news.

[Babo]

And now from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

ryan.

[JD Ryan]

There's a country song called Getting Drunk on a Plane. So this lady took it to heart. American Airlines passenger Swarth cabin crew. She got mad because basically she was playing her video on her cell phone a little too loud. We've all seen that. Yep. And she was described by another traveler as drunk. So we're not saying she's drunk. You determine cut number seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

I paid money for it and I

[Caller/Guest]

played a video for 30 seconds at 50% sound.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sounds like a damn problem.

[Caller/Guest]

What the actual.

[John Clay Wolf]

I stopped after the second morning.

[Caller/Guest]

I stopped it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, is this not a free speech, America? Can I not express my feelings?

[JD Ryan]

Thank you for recording me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I played a video for 30 seconds. Thank you.

[Caller/Guest]

Thank you, officer.

[JD Ryan]

And they escorted her off the flight.

[Turley]

I think some airlines are starting to do where you have to have headphones or earbuds.

[Babo]

Yes, that's the ironic thing. Yeah. They've all instated that because of people like her.

[JD Ryan]

Good news in the air this week. A 19 year old pilot forced to make an emergency landing in Florida. A small plane lost power. This is the luckiest or best skilled pilot of the week. He landed. There's a video of him actually going through an intersection with a stoplight. And he just. It's a little Cessna 150. Just like it's like it's a car going through the intersection. Here's the pilot, Nico Bray, talking about the incident at number eight.

[Turley]

Knew that I was only at 500ft off the ground.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm going down for sure. So I started troubleshooting immediately, looking outside

[Turley]

for a spot to land.

[John Clay Wolf]

Touchdown landed smoothly.

[Turley]

I was just shocked, honestly.

[John Clay Wolf]

No words beyond blessed glory to God that I'm alive.

[JD Ryan]

Just the video is just so funny. Just like it's Chevy going through the intersection. But it happens to be a Cessna. By the way, we have other audio from the actual cockpit voice recorder. Some people don't realize Cessnas do have cockpit voice recorders. Cut number 8.2.

[Caller/Guest]

100. Oh, my God,

[JD Ryan]

I'm sorry.

[Babo]

You sounded so cool and collected on the ground.

[JD Ryan]

Once you get on the ground, you're Mr. Cool. But you know when you're in the

[John Clay Wolf]

air so it counts.

[Babo]

Your altimeter counts down.

[JD Ryan]

Not on assessment. That's an Airbus that does that, or Boeing that does that. Yes, they do count down. 100, 50, 40, 30. And on Airbuses they say retard. Retard means pull back. That's pulling back the throttles. It's retarding the throttles. It's an Airbus. What are you talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought it was making fun of the pilots.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, dear God.

[Babo]

We talk.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars to the radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com.

[JD Ryan]

lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, you got to pull those throttles back. You can't call them names. You just gotta call. You can call the throttle.

[JD Ryan]

Nothing to do with the podcast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be right back.

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[John Clay Wolf]

800.

[Announcer]

800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I've got a hog infestation problem. James in Houston is here to help. Help it. James. What do you do?

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, John. How you doing, buddy?

[Babo]

I.

[Caller/Guest]

So this is a friend of mine and I's business. It's called GMT Outfitters. I build aerospace facilities. I'm actually building one over in Fort Worth down the road from you guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

You spew. You're building something for Lockheed?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I can't tell you who I sign an NDA.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it in Fort Worth or is it. Is. Is it out near Bosque County?

[Caller/Guest]

It's in Fort Worth. There. Roberts cut off and white settlement.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. That's gonna be the government. Cool.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So that's how you make your Navy bank. So that's how you make your real.

[Caller/Guest]

Make my real money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. And this is fun.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, this is my. This is my buddy's business, but I just help him, help him market at times. But real quick, since you were in the mood earlier to buy. To buy beater daily Drivers, I got a 05F150 with about 275,000 miles on a 5, 4 Triton.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want to buy it 500.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm gonna let you talk to Gary. He's the owner.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Gary, let's go. You there, Gary?

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, John. What's up, man?

[JD Ryan]

How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good.

[Caller/Guest]

Can you hear me, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. So. So you have a heli hunter kind of deal. You. You hunt pigs from helicopters?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, we do.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[Caller/Guest]

And we're down in temple. We're not too far from you.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you were, I'm assuming you're. You're flying Robinson R44s.

[Caller/Guest]

No, we got. We're working on getting a Huey right Now, a couple 206s and Little Bird.

[John Clay Wolf]

206? What's a 206?

[Caller/Guest]

A Cessna Jet Ranger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Jet Ranger. I thought they were four. Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, Baby Hueys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, gotcha now. Do you feel. Yeah, yeah. So why do you not want R44s? I know why I don't want R44s. But do you not want them for the same reason I don't want them?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, they're a good training aircraft. They're a good, you know, private owner, general aviation aircraft, but they don't carry. They don't carry the weight. And when you got. When you got a couple corn fed boys in the back with guns and you can't be real aerobatic in an R44, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Well, Ted Nugent's a buddy of mine and I bet you anything he would love to come over here. Do you think you can come over here and we could fly around and get rid of these pigs?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, we could. We could definitely put something together. So I don't. We need to talk and see, like, how much area you got. I know, we're.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're.

[Caller/Guest]

Walnut Springs is. So you're up around Clifton and Lake Whitney and up in that area, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Correct.

[Caller/Guest]

There's a lot of. There's a lot of logistics that goes into it. A lot of moving parts to get an aircraft, you know, to a location and then take whoever. Yeah, Ted's a good dude. He lives across the creek from a real good buddy of mine, so. Down in China Springs. Yep. So, yeah, Ted. Ted's been before. He hasn't been with us, but, you know, we've taken all kinds of different people. Princes and kings and dignitaries and all kinds of different.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then I'll fit right in.

[Caller/Guest]

You know, we've got the. Yeah, absolutely. Hey, Gary, give him your website. Yeah, Jay tried to plug a car for sale. I was gonna plug one before I got off too. You might be interested in that. But that's another for another day. Yeah. So we're G and T Outfitters. Like G and T Like, like right down in temple.

[John Clay Wolf]

You write it out and not Amperson. Ampersand.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, yeah, that's our web. Yeah, that's our email. GNT gmail.com or gnt outfitters. Gmail.com if you want to email us our website. Simple. GNT outfitters. You can find that on the web. We're on Instagram and. And Facebook and all of that stuff. We got some videos up on YouTube. And all that. But John, how much. How much land do you have, buddy?

[John Clay Wolf]

500.

[Caller/Guest]

500. Now we can. We can cover that over and over and over. And so.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's another 500 next to me. That is part of the problem. And so this figure there's a thousand. We can work. And those guys way fun. And there's a Runway on that one. Not that you need a Runway, but anyway, perfect. And we need to do it now before the trees fill in. Right?

[Caller/Guest]

Absolutely, absolutely. Yep, yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's harder to find them.

[Caller/Guest]

Shoot me an email or it's. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Once you get. Yeah, we've got waves, but I mean, you know, it's a lot easier before the trees are. But not. And they're butting out big time down here already, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, the sooner we can get up there, the better. So. Yeah, man, just. Let's put this together. I don't know how to get a hold of you, but you know how to get a hold of me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just took a picture of your phone number. Thank you. I'll get you. All right, bye. Yeah, so when they're. When they. They take these helicopters, they fly down low and they push them out of the trees. Sure. But when the trees are butted up, you can't see them. So that's why it's way better in the winter time.

[JD Ryan]

Do it now.

[John Clay Wolf]

To do it now. Yeah. And then they fly out and you do the Vietnam style assault.

[JD Ryan]

Gotcha. Have you had this for a. A long time? These mini hogs?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it just happened. Just happened.

[JD Ryan]

Just happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just happened.

[Babo]

Do you play Wagner when you're flying in?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's Wagner?

[Babo]

Wagner, like Robert D. Fall in Apocalypse Now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never done this.

[Babo]

Yeah, we play Wagner when flying in. The troops love it. Scares them to death.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. 2013 ZL1 Camaro. I gotta take this. I like these cars. 2013 Z1 Camaro. 14,000 miles. Inferno Orange. All stock bought brand new, no price in mind. Where are you located, reed?

[Caller/Guest]

Lancaster, S.C. did you buy it new? Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, it's orange. There were. What were the options? So ZL1 guys, for those who don't know, you know, Camaro came out with a Z28 and they also came out with a ZL1. And the ZL1's got a LSA engine in it. I forgot which engines in or what. Do you remember, Reed?

[Caller/Guest]

It's. What was the first one?

[John Clay Wolf]

LSA.

[Caller/Guest]

Did you see it? Yeah, yeah, LSA 6.2 supercharged. Now it's got leather interior, sunroof. Had a lot of options on it. Sunroof, leather, six speed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof, you know?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have leather?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect. Is it a. Is it a. Okay, so it's not a convertible.

[Caller/Guest]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

CL1. I'm looking at some prices here, huh? Okay. There was One sold for 33,000. Is one sold with 24,000. For 20,000. I thought ZL1s were bringing more than this, huh? 2013, right?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you say it's low?

[Turley]

No, because of the year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but this. These cars are. These cars are kind of like Mustang Cobras, you know, they'll catch their wind. Let me call you off air. I want to do a little research I'd like. But you do want to sell it? It?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Thank you. I'd like to buy it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll get to work on it. 800-800-7234. 808. Whatever. 800, 800 radio. And after, when we go to break and we come back from the song that whatever station plays, then we'll do a whole group of that lightning round stuff. But for right now, we need to talk to our own, the one, the only. Speech impediment. Terrence. Terrence. Speech impediment. Terrence. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay. Good morning. Happy St. Patrick's Day on Thursday. I mean, Tuesday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

And you know, I said, you got to talk about technique earlier. He got. He got his haircut short.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

But anyway, now for the war out in Iran and Israel and all different places. Yeah. But anyway, The president said, Trump, he said, we'll give. Like he's saying, the world listen out to them. You know, we'll back up, but. So I don't know what's going to happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're ending up.

[Caller/Guest]

But anyway, we'll just live in peace together, all of us.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got it. That's a very good update. News report. Speech impediment.

[Babo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir. It's always good to hear from you in your insight on world affairs, in your delivery. I got it all. If they didn't get it, to hell with them. Thank you, Terrence. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Turley]

Nothing like the news. From Terrence.

[John Clay Wolf]

From Terrence. He's got it all.

[JD Ryan]

He's got it all handled.

[John Clay Wolf]

Megan Kelly, No. Eat your heart out.

[JD Ryan]

No reason to go to Fox News for anything. We got Terrence.

[Turley]

Best correspondent in the country.

[JD Ryan]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, Alec, that'd be funny to get. Tucker Carlson's pretty funny guy. I wonder if we could wiggle Terence into his bed.

[Turley]

Oh, man, that would be great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Make Terrence really famous.

[Babo]

Yeah, totally. What do you mean, whip him into his bit?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, like, like where? Where Tucker would go to Terrence for some breaking news updates.

[Babo]

Oh, I bet he could make Tucker laugh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Turley]

Comes in.

[Babo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alex Stein is a really close with Tucker and he, you know, he's a good buddy of mine. I'll ask him about it.

[JD Ryan]

That'd be fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

We didn't do something for Terrence. He's done a lot for us.

[Babo]

He has, sure.

[JD Ryan]

He's a giver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Babo]

I'm trying to imagine what that would sound like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crap.

[Babo]

I don't know.

[JD Ryan]

We got, speaking of people that we love, jelly rolls. We don't have that time. Well, I have a jelly roll thing. He got inducted into the Grand Ole Opry this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can we not get through a show without talking about jelly roll? How did this guy permeate into our system?

[JD Ryan]

Like he's got the best press people in the world. No matter what he does every week there's sound bites.

[Babo]

I'll tell you why, John, because he's an underdog. He came from nowhere and everybody loves him.

[Turley]

Does everybody?

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Turley]

I don't know about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't love him.

[JD Ryan]

What's wrong with you, Mike?

[Babo]

You don't love anything, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good.

[JD Ryan]

He's got a point.

[Babo]

That's the nihilist in you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so the lightning round's coming up next. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Call in with your cars. Year, make, model, miles, Average. Rougher. Clean. We're going to play a song. We're going to come back and we're going to bid a couple of cars. Be real fast. Boom, boom, boom. Like two minutes worth. And all those bids are good. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Give me THE VIN. Give me the VIn.com. america's best car buyer. If Give me the VIN doesn't beat a Carmax or Carvana deal, we will send you a check for a hundred dollars coast to coast. Give me the VIN is America's best car buyer. Be right back. I'm worth more. You bet I'm worth more. I'm worth a little more. We completely [e-mail] you are worth more and your car's worth more. And we want to Pay more for good car that. Give me the VIN because they are worth more and so are you. And remember, if we don't beat a deal from Carvana or Carmax, we'll pay you 100 bucks for top price, trust and ease of transaction. Give me the vin dot com. America's best car buyer.

[Babo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com. so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Robert in Oklahoma with a high mileage wore out truck. I've never heard of such out of the state of Oklahoma. Robert, you're one of a kind.

[Caller/Guest]

Well man, I appreciate it, but I'm not a hokie original.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well the. The hard ass Oklahoman with their high mileage truck is definitely part of our life and we deal with it on an hourly basis. Where are you from originally?

[Caller/Guest]

Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolf]

What part of Arkansas? How far from the border?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I grew up around central Arkansas, but I'm out in western Oklahoma now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like up in the oil field. Deal. What's it called? Oh God. What's Canadian Oklahoma? No, that's Texas.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I mean Canadian County, Oklahoma, right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're in the oil field?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha. So this thing spent its life in oilfield?

[Caller/Guest]

No, it's been a pavement princess.

[John Clay Wolf]

So We've got a 2015 F250 gas with 187,000 brown paint, extended cab, short bed, FX4 gooseneck flatbed on it wants 12,5. Mike, I don't know the market on this truck off the top of my head. A 15 gas extended cab flatbed, four wheel drive. A pavement princess. But 190 on the miles. I'm thinking eight grand. But 12 five doesn't sound crazy. Wrong. I really don't know. Do you know is it a crew cab? Nope. Extended cab. A short bed extended Cab.

[Turley]

Bring around 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right around there. Do me a favor. I'm thinking 8. He's thinking 10. Send us pictures of it and let's take a look.

[Caller/Guest]

I'll do it. I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7 2. Yo.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey. So you got a hog problem?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay. I got a plug for you. It's. You need to look up bore buster hog traps. They're manufactured here at Thomas, Oklahoma at WW Livestock Manufacturing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

And I've trapped a lot of hogs with them. Caught 20, 30 at a time. So they're pretty efficient.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, was that like, like at 1:00 o' clock or when the bar closed at 2:05?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, probably about 3:00'. Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's what they should do at the bars when you close them down is just drop one of those hog traps down over tables and like. Okay, that could be like the shtick of the bar. Like over each table it's got a hog trap. And if there's a group of drunk women and they're still there and they drop that hog trap down, it'll be fun. All right, we'll be right back.

[Babo]

That's right.

[JD Ryan]

I nap after sex.

[Caller/Guest]

Every guy does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, fellas?

[Caller/Guest]

Every guy falls asleep. It's like a chemical knocks you out. Come on, guys. You ever start nodding out after sex?

[Turley]

It's always when your woman is wide

[Caller/Guest]

awake and wants to share her feelings.

[Turley]

Does that go for two gay guys?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Me too. That's convenient.

[Caller/Guest]

One or two lesbian and stay up all night sharing her feelings.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll investigate and get back to you.

[Announcer]

Let's get back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call him up at 800800 radio and check out the [e-mail]. yo, give me the Vin Mother

[John Clay Wolf]

Breeders. Those are the Breeders, the Deal sisters. They were. They're twins.

[Babo]

Totally badass.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they were part of the Pixies. And this is probably from 92 or 3.

[Babo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cannonball.

[Babo]

Rockology on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's a good album actually, man, I'm. I'm limping a little more today than normal.

[JD Ryan]

What'd you do?

[John Clay Wolf]

I went yesterday morning. A friend of mine, I took a John Day. Did you try to get a hold of me yesterday?

[Turley]

Charlie did not know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, thank you. And nobody did because I did not have my phone from 8:30 in the morning until 5:30 in the afternoon.

[JD Ryan]

Did it feel weird?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that's the. That's the first time and I don't know, 20 years. It didn't feel weird because I was busy the whole time. I went to a clinic, a enduro. Hard enduro clinic. Motocross. Not motocross, but trail riding. This guy named Rich Larson is a. An instructor, everybody. He's kind of a celebrated guy. And a friend of mine hired him to come out to his ranch and put on a private clinic for about six of us. And he paid for it.

[JD Ryan]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. So I got to go to somebody else's place.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And somebody else was footing the bill. That was what was weird for you. Yeah. Normally it's me.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. People Reaching into your pockets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, but I mean I offer it. Sure. But he offered it too. So when he offered like, hey, I know how this feels. I'm. I'm not going to argue with you. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

So what'd you learn?

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot about clutch. But this started at 8:30 and went till 5:30 and we stopped and ate like ham sandwiches for lunch real fast. It was long, dude. I mean I was beat and we didn't really ride that much. I mean we rode, but we didn't. It wasn't like I thought we were gonna go. Right, sure. And like get to sections of the trail and figure out how to go faster. And that was not what this was. This was close to sit down classroom.

[JD Ryan]

I was gonna ask you how much classroom.

[John Clay Wolf]

But on your bike. So you're sitting on your bike all day. He would talk and then we would go do the drill. And then he would talk and we'd go do the drill. And he was working on clutch control and different rpm control and balance. Balance, balance. He. He like dug a hole for everybody to put the front tire in. Okay. And he wanted us to be able to sit there and balance. Like you put your front tire in, which gives a little resistance and stand on the bike and balance without it running. Which sounds impossible.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he showed us how to do it and by the end of the thing we could also. You could stand there and. And then you put your back tire in, which was less. And then he'd get it to where you're just against the wall. You could balance without. Without the bike running. And it's just, it was just a lot of fine tuned skills. But it was just a. It was a pain in the ass. Yeah, but it was good for you. But it was, it was like by I at the end of the day, like come up to one of those logs and pop your tire up and put your foot down. All this different technique. And I fell. So stupid one time and the bike came down and landed on my femur and it punched it. And I was like, oh my God, if I just broke my leg, I will kill somebody. And. And I'm so. I'm a little sore today.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. Just sore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just sore?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Turley]

You're not gonna go to the doctor, find out if it's worse, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not broke. No, it's just, it's just hurts.

[JD Ryan]

He did that with his foot.

[John Clay Wolf]

It just hurts. Yeah, but yeah, it was, it was, it was a good day. Thanks, John. Scott. That was great. In the. The guys and we had A good time.

[JD Ryan]

What a blast. You deserve that, man. You work so hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Babo]

Seven hour, Ryan, man.

[JD Ryan]

Nine days a week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seven hours. I didn't count it.

[Babo]

Something like. I mean, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a lot. But we got to the point, like, where he's, you know, wheeling up on these crazy levels like. Like Ollie and the bike up 4 foot on a wall and teach us how to do this. And I was like, you know, and after I fell, I was like. They went on for another hour.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm like. I was getting tired. I'm like, I don't want to know how to do that.

[JD Ryan]

I'm done.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got it. I was like, I don't want to have the skills to do that, because then I will want to do it. And I'm so happy to be riding again after my injury. I don't need to. I'm real happy where I'm at.

[JD Ryan]

I don't need to push it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nah. I said, I'm gonna go because I was getting tired. I said, I just felt something stupid, and I'm just gonna call it a day. And I appreciate it. He was cool.

[JD Ryan]

Cool.

[Babo]

That's kind of a relief, which. That's kind of what caused your. Your traumatic accident first time. Was that.

[Caller/Guest]

That.

[Babo]

Yeah, that jumping and landing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Babo]

And all this time, you've been slowly getting back and back, and you've accepted the fact that you're going to have minor injuries right here and there.

[Caller/Guest]

Right.

[Babo]

But that's going back to the. The jumping and ramping and landing again. That's the main line, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Babo]

Don't shoot the stuff up.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. And there was this one thing that nobody did where you hit a log. So there's a. We're talking about motorcycle training, guys. If you just tune in. So if you ever watch these hard enduros. Yeah. So there's logs, right. Two foot, three foot high. And how do you take them? And what he taught us is you just drive right into it and slam into it and let the suspension pop you. And I was probably the best at it in the group.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And then there's a double, right? So you hit one, and it throws you up, and you clear the next one. And I was staring at that, and nobody did it. I'm like, I could absolutely do this. And. And I said, you know, I can do this, right? He said, yeah. I said, should I do it? He said, it's up to you. And I was. I was stained. I looked at this thing forever, and I'm like, why am I Not doing this. And I'm like. Because I told myself I wouldn't do this.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because to do this, you've got to go, and you got to pop pretty hard. And I said, it's in. If I didn't make it, it's nothing. But I just. I didn't do it. So the P in me is coming out. Not like, no, it's not like you're like, kitty cat.

[JD Ryan]

I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I was just like, I think I'm gonna go do it when nobody's looking.

[Turley]

That's the worst time to do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not. Because if I did it. If I did it yesterday, it was like, I'm showing off in front of everybody that I can do it.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know? And that's the. That's the urge. I was trying to control.

[JD Ryan]

To me, I can do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was trying to control.

[JD Ryan]

Got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was like, I don't need to do this to show I want to do it.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I've got some show off in me.

[JD Ryan]

Part of it is show off.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's no question I could do do it. And I watched him do it four times. I didn't do this, but did you ever do it? No. I'm gonna go back out there in the dark and do it when nobody's looking. It's hilarious. But it was fun. It was a. It was an interesting day. I just haven't taken that much time off, and I don't know how long.

[JD Ryan]

I can't imagine you being all day without your phone. You sit here on the. You sit here on the radio talking with us and doing stuff on the phone. I see you do it working.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, constantly. Workaholic. Speaking of workaholics, what do you have in the news? J.D. you're a news workaholic.

[JD Ryan]

I'm a news workaholic. Speaking of workaholics, the PR people for Jelly Roll are the hardest working people in the world. If he burps, they have a. They have a sound clip for it this week. Actually. It's kind of a big deal. He was the 77th person to be inaugurated into the Grand Old Opry. He was very excited.

[Babo]

He was.

[JD Ryan]

As we all know, he actually, in true country boys style, g his appreciation to the Lord and his mama Katu.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't deserve this.

[Caller/Guest]

I don't deserve to be on this.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're right. Can you just cut it off?

[Caller/Guest]

I don't deserve the grace that God gave me. But I think that's the best part. None of us do Right. You could show up on his doorstep with all of your problems. He said, it's okay. You don't have to listen to the

[John Clay Wolf]

judgmental Christians about how you're living your life. You can read your own Bible and you could have your own own relationship with Jesus. Amen.

[JD Ryan]

Amen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Amen. Jelly Roll the preacher. When is that coming? Jelly Roll will be on a jet airplane just like Creflo$. It's more important for you to hear it. That I would never preach, have cared

[Caller/Guest]

to write the kind of songs that

[John Clay Wolf]

I write if you wouldn't have kept

[Caller/Guest]

me up all night in that kitchen and made me listen to music.

[John Clay Wolf]

It made me appreciate lyrics.

[Caller/Guest]

You made me listen to the song, Mom. And you didn't know it, but you changed my life because of that.

[JD Ryan]

There you go. 77 in the Granville robbery.

[Turley]

It's cool that he shot on his.

[JD Ryan]

My dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd like to thank you for yelling at me to turn off that mtv.

[JD Ryan]

I ended up in prison. Mama. But it's okay. Mama tried, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Then his wife did a. Did a. She just released her audiobook. My wife listened to it. She said it's the best ever. She was. She didn't like her either. Now she really has a new response.

[JD Ryan]

She loves her.

[Babo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Huh. These people are on it. It.

[Babo]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Well, they got it, man. This is their time. You know, you can say whatever you want. He's come from nothing in prison to be where he is.

[Babo]

It's quite amazing to be. I mean, listen, the Grand Ole Opry. I'm not going to call him stodgy or exclusionary, but for Jelly Roll to go into the Grand Ole Opry, I mean, that's a feat.

[JD Ryan]

Big deal.

[Babo]

You know.

[JD Ryan]

Big deal.

[Babo]

You know how long it took Charlie Daniels to get in the Grand Ole opry?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[Babo]

Like 40 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's.

[Turley]

I mean. And I'm not saying he's playing it, but the God card helps with a grand op.

[JD Ryan]

You are.

[Turley]

It does.

[Babo]

It doesn't hurt.

[Turley]

I mean, I'm just.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's just the fact. He's good. For sure.

[JD Ryan]

Very good. And he's. His spirit is true to his God.

[Turley]

I just wish he wouldn't preach all the time.

[JD Ryan]

I know. I know. With. I agree with you. With Garth Brooks. I totally agree with you that he puts on a big act. I've seen him do it. I've seen him do it off stage, backstage, when he's talking to people. The whole. I really care about you. I care about Garth.

[Babo]

Yeah, but did you catch the cadence in Jelly roll. When he got. When he got going. When he got wound up about that. About his. His Jesus thing.

[JD Ryan]

It's real. Dude, listen.

[Babo]

There's a. There's a preacher waiting to get out of that.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, Comes from his heart.

[Turley]

He definitely will be preaching.

[Babo]

I mean. Yeah, he's doing a six, eight time signature, man, with his. Just like Jimmy Sweat with his music.

[JD Ryan]

Stop that.

[Babo]

No, I mean, it's a. That's what preachers do. You been to church? You ever been to church?

[JD Ryan]

Once or twice.

[Babo]

You ever been to good ones?

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Babo]

That's what they do.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do they do?

[Babo]

You got to come out, change. When you take your Bible, open it wide and look at the words. But it ain't the words in the

[John Clay Wolf]

book that do you.

[Babo]

It's the words in your heart and your head where you find Jesus.

[JD Ryan]

See, but I can tell that's not coming from the cap, huh? That's not coming from your heart.

[Babo]

It may be.

[JD Ryan]

It may not be.

[Babo]

Maybe.

[JD Ryan]

No, it's fake.

[Babo]

Don't you judge me, you white lily.

[JD Ryan]

Garth Brooks. You just played Garth Brooks on us.

[Babo]

Garth Brooks doesn't preach, man.

[JD Ryan]

No, he doesn't, but he's fake.

[Babo]

He cries and he opens. He opens himself to. He supplements.

[JD Ryan]

Supplements?

[Babo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Supplements. Is that a word?

[Babo]

I don't know what Brother Babble was trying to talk about right now. He sound like he could.

[JD Ryan]

Maybe he could do it, you think?

[Babo]

If there was a little money in it.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's it.

[Babo]

But there ain't no money in it for the first 40 years.

[JD Ryan]

Took took you that long to get cash.

[Babo]

I hope you like pork and beans,

[JD Ryan]

Bobo, but you're doing pretty well now.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I do good.

[JD Ryan]

You do good.

[Babo]

But I'm. I'm the legendary Reverend Char.

[JD Ryan]

I know, I saw, I see.

[Babo]

You know, on the west side of town.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir.

[Babo]

Everybody know they come me, I help you, Lord, Lord. Cuz I got the jack to do it It.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Babo]

Me and Miss Mary Elizabeth playing that organ.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you.

[JD Ryan]

You put yourself up there with T T D, Jake.

[Babo]

I don't put myself nowhere. The good Lord doesn't put me as safe.

[JD Ryan]

I got you, okay?

[Babo]

That's a job. That's a job.

[JD Ryan]

I do my bad. I want to get you on my bad side.

[Babo]

And I think you know that.

[JD Ryan]

I know that.

[Babo]

Praise God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Reverend Charles, can you take us out to break?

[Babo]

Lord, Lord, you know, like anybody else, we don't ever know where we come from, where we're gonna go. But we gonna try. With your grace and your love and your imminently Saturday Style. Come back with more John Clay Wolf show right after this.

[Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show, America's largest weekend morning show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. And check out the [e-mail] or john claywolf.com now. John Claywolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Bam Debio from Miami scored 83 points in a basketball game himself.

[Turley]

Yeah. He's been a guy that only scores like 19 a game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

So it's very weird that he's the guy that just went off.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you have some conspiracy theory that he had a special drug? No, no. I just think with a name like Bam he had, it was supposed to happen.

[Turley]

I think it's one of those things where it's like, like a lot of these guys could do it if they just get fed the ball.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, right.

[Turley]

And it's just, I don't know if maybe he had something going on or Miami needs a little publicity heat and they're like, hey, let's go just you get the ball every time down and score. And he had the hot hand. So it is a big feat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wilt Chamberlain's record is 100 points, is that correct? So how did he make history on Tuesday if Wilt had 100 and this guy history?

[JD Ryan]

Because he's number two.

[Turley]

Yeah, number two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, okay.

[Turley]

Kobe's number three. Just to have his name between Wilt and Kobe is crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cut five. Let's, let's, let's hear it. Let's see here. Bam. 83 points for Bam Adebayo. He will come out of the game

[Caller/Guest]

and hear it from the crowd.

[John Clay Wolf]

The second highest scoring game in NBA history, second only to Wilt Chamberlain's 100 point game in Hershey, Pennsylvania against the New Knicks when he was playing for Philadelphia. Did he just say Indian history? Is this guy Indian?

[JD Ryan]

NBA in B A history.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like I said, Indians play basketball.

[Turley]

I don't know, John. I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, maybe like American Indians. I'm Pakistani Indians. There's two different kind of Indians. But now I'm thinking about it, there's not a lot of Indians on either side on the basketball court.

[Babo]

That's the beautiful thing about sports and athletics though is that anybody can see do.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why are Asians little?

[JD Ryan]

Native Americans have a long significant history in basketball, using it as a physical and mental refuge in the early 1900s. So yes, John, you are correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did they have a fiberglass backboard?

[JD Ryan]

It developed into a unique fast paced style known as res ball. Like reservation for the reservation ball.

[Babo]

You never saw road To El Dorado.

[JD Ryan]

Never did see that one.

[Babo]

The Mayans are playing basketball down in South America.

[JD Ryan]

Didn't see it.

[Turley]

Ask if there's an NBA player from, I guess, that native region.

[John Clay Wolf]

Native. What's called Oklahoma.

[Babo]

Don't ask me to do the voice because we've. We've done. We've been.

[Turley]

No, we're not doing that.

[JD Ryan]

Became the first player of Indian descent to play in the NBA in 2015 for the Sacramento Kings. Sim S I M Bular B U H U L L A R I've

[John Clay Wolf]

seen some tall Indians. You ever heard of Big Head Todd in the Monsters?

[Babo]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That dude's about seven seven foot. I think he's Indian. I bet he's dunk his ass off.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Turley]

I mean, if you can't dunk if you're 7 foot, then you got problems.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. Come on.

[JD Ryan]

That's a you problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[Babo]

My favorite scene from One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest. Man, is Jack trying to get the guy to just stand under the basket. Stand right here, Chief. I'm gonna throw you the ball and just stand right there and put the ball in the hole. Put the ball in the hole, Chief.

[JD Ryan]

That's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who was the Asian guy that was so tall in Houston?

[Turley]

Yao Ming.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Is he still around?

[Turley]

I mean, he's around. He's not playing now. He's retired.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he too tall, though? Like, where. He was kind of clumpy.

[Turley]

I mean, he was athletic for his size, but it caught up on to him. Just like Wemby. I mean, he's. But see, the difference with Wemby is skinny. So he can play with that weight where Yao mean, he couldn't play with that weight too long.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he an asset to the Houston Rocks?

[Announcer]

Oh, yeah, they were.

[Turley]

Yeah, they were really good when he was there. When he was.

[Babo]

That was the time.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you stand into the basket, they throw in the ball and you just put it in?

[Turley]

Pretty much. I mean, that's. That's. It was like, he's 7 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Isn't that kind of cheating?

[Turley]

No, that's just basketball.

[JD Ryan]

You're on your feet.

[Turley]

That's why Wemby. If you've watched Wemby and the spurs, he's really athletic.

[John Clay Wolf]

How tall is he?

[Turley]

Golly, he's. I think he's at least 7 5, I would think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Is he an Indian?

[Turley]

No, he's French.

[John Clay Wolf]

France?

[Turley]

France.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he a jerk? Those Frenchmen are kind of.

[Turley]

No, but he's. He should be the face of NBA

[JD Ryan]

and he's a guy seven four.

[Turley]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

And 235.

[Turley]

If they just gave him the ball every time. Score 100 points. I mean there's a lot of guys in the NBA can do it. That's why it's kind of odd that he was the one that gets 83.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are the Mavericks any good? I have not kept. Now they suck.

[Turley]

Yeah, Cooper Flag's cool, but. And he's up and coming. But they're playing for a lottery pick, so. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's going to win the. Who are your top 14? I know nothing about the NBA this year. Who's top four? Anybody know anything?

[Babo]

Carolina's peaking early this season, but they won a lot of games.

[Turley]

Hornets. Yeah. That's not to going to stand though.

[Babo]

They've got a great early season record though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

The Thunder is going to repeat.

[JD Ryan]

Detroit Pistons, San Antonio spurs and the Boston Celtics.

[John Clay Wolf]

Celtics are good.

[Turley]

Pistons. I don't think they'll make it to the championship. It'll probably be Celtics versus, I'm hoping Spurs. But Oklahoma City's really good. I mean SGA is. He's another guy. He scored.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's sga? Talk to me like I'm stupid because I am. He's.

[Turley]

How do you pronounce his name now? It's. I call him S.G. okay, that's fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll just go with that.

[Turley]

Anyway, he scores 20 points in 127 games consecutively. So he's always getting at least 20 points.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he an Indian?

[Turley]

Shay? Gil.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[Turley]

Gilgus Alexander. He's not. No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want.

[Turley]

He's Canadian, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want a superstar Indian. I want to sponsor him. So. So stuck on him because I just like. I like to see people break through. Yeah, it's not an Indian underdog thing. It's just like, you know, hey man, we can. We know those guys are good.

[JD Ryan]

We can do it too.

[John Clay Wolf]

You. Those guys are good. Is there an Indian league in Oklahoma? No, I don't know. But you just said guess who. Guess who Mike just picked as the winner of the NBA this year?

[Turley]

Yeah, Oklahoma City. But that doesn't mean they're every.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, it does. It's got a lot to do with it. There's some. There's. There's. Yes, it does. See, I'm already right. 800. 800. How about that?

[Turley]

There is a sport though, I need you to tune into. It's called Partial Arts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Partial.

[Turley]

Look it up.

[Caller/Guest]

Up.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's literally. It's not for people with limb amputations, is it?

[Turley]

Yes, it is. They have no arms or maybe no legs. And they're. It's martial arts, but they call it partial arts.

[JD Ryan]

Specialized adaptation of martial arts designed for individuals with physical disabilities or paralysis.

[John Clay Wolf]

I could do that. It's wild.

[Turley]

Like, you're seeing just two guys with no arms, just kicking. That's all they can do is kick each other or.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they fall down.

[Turley]

It's interesting trying to see them get.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they have to get rolled back up?

[Turley]

Yeah, they have to figure a way to get up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm watching this right now on YouTube. This is crazy. It's not crazy. It's what they want to be doing,

[Turley]

that they have an event like that. But then you think about it. How do you wait? Like, you got to wait for somebody to match up your weight class. How many people don't have more arm

[John Clay Wolf]

length or they don't have arms? Do they ever get. Like, if you got. No, if you got bob. You know, what do you call a guy with no. No legs and no arms and swimming pools and bob. If he's.

[JD Ryan]

What's the guy at the front door? Matt.

[John Clay Wolf]

So do they roll on each other? I just roll on each other.

[Turley]

I haven't seen that. It's usually either they don't have any arms or they don't have legs. It's one of the two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why are you smiling? This is not funny. I'm not. You better quit that. Look at me, boy. This is not. You better grow up. Straighten up right now.

[Turley]

It's entertaining. I'm saying you want something to be entertained in sports right now because it's kind of the downtime, the brackets. College basketball is coming up in a week, but just check this out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the gay hockey thing real, or is that just for fun?

[Turley]

That's some TV show.

[Babo]

TV show, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it hockey?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, we love the fight.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-702, partial arts. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radios to call a number. So do they have contests?

[Turley]

Yes. That's what I'm trying to tell you. This is.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. Can I get it on cable tv? I mean, I. I think they need

[Turley]

to put it on.

[John Clay Wolf]

They've got curling on Olympic sports.

[Turley]

I just don't know how many weight classes. Like, you have to wait, like, six years for somebody to lose some arms to make your weight class. You know what I mean? Because they have to match up by weight in martial arts.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what you do.

[Turley]

It's weight class. So you're not fighting a 600, you know, 600, but 300 pound guy with no arms versus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you ever see the guy guys doing ping pong without any arms? They're holding it in their mouth.

[Turley]

No. That's amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're good. They'd beat you and me. They're good.

[Turley]

Oh, I'm sure that that would be another sport to watch.

[Babo]

My dad has a friend named Thackerson who can play a fiddle. And he's got no fingers on his left hand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, how does he do that?

[Babo]

I don't know, but he does. He nubs it. He nubs it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he's got little baby fingers and

[Babo]

siddle's hard to play like. Yeah, no, he's bowing the hell out of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Sounds like a cheeching chong bit. How's you do that?

[Babo]

It's absolutely true.

[JD Ryan]

He's.

[Babo]

He's won so many grand masters at fiddle contests over the years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Babo]

No, I'll send you a link, man. I'll send you a link. It's true, my friend. Tony Thackerson's like, Uncle Big Head Todd's

[John Clay Wolf]

playing in Waco like on a Tuesday in a week or something. Yeah, we should have him come over and play some basketball.

[Turley]

There's your Indian dream.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back.

[Babo]

Just put it in the basket, chief. Put it in the basket.

[JD Ryan]

800-800-radio. 800-800-7234. More of the John Clee Wolf shows coming right up.

[Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by. Give me the vid dot com. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1800, 800 radio. Now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning, everybody. If you're just tuning in, my name is John Clay Wolf. We've got Bobo JD Turley right here on the air. And this is our little Saturday morning ditty we do all over the country. It'll be 20 years this June, which is when I've said I'm gonna quit. When are you gonna go? So we've got three months left.

[JD Ryan]

Three.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. About. Wait. April, May, June. I think it's June either. June, July. We gotta set the day of the last show.

[Babo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whimsical women, women, Flags. Red flags. When you're dating,

[JD Ryan]

women love talking about red flags for men that they should not be dating or when they first start dating, the red flags pop up. Behaviors like being. If a guy's secretive all the time, if he's, you know, if he's criticizing. Criticizing his ex. If you're sitting in a first day going all he can talk about is his ex wife. Red flag. Red flag. This woman. This woman we're about to hear from and. Okay, I'll leave it at that. Took to tick tock to say that men who prefer meat, men that eat meat are dinner. Definitely a red flag. Listen to her cut number four.

[Caller/Guest]

The way that a man views vegetarianism, veganism, tofu reflects how they view women. I think that if you can't reduce your meat intake, you are selfish. What do you mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't just have a veggie burger

[Caller/Guest]

once in a while. I had a bacon sandwich this morning,

[John Clay Wolf]

but I still feel so guilty.

[Caller/Guest]

Meat isn't that good for you. The idea of not getting enough protein, that really reminds me of toxic masculinity.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, that whole sound bite is a red flag. Anybody said anything like that, I would not see again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, she's probably right though.

[JD Ryan]

About what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just. I mean, you know, just a hard ass guy like. Shut up woman. I'm gonna eat what I want to eat. I am agreeing with her.

[Turley]

You are?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm agreeing with her. But she's wrong about she. That that guy would be very entertaining. That's a normal guy. She wants a sissy boy.

[JD Ryan]

Clearly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So it's a red flag to sit down to her. It's a red flag to her.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you need to consider the emotions and feelings of other people besides the way that you view the world. J.D. ryan.

[JD Ryan]

But if you're sitting at a dinner and I have a steak, that's a big red flag to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

To her.

[JD Ryan]

To her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because she doesn't want a guy like you that spends all the family money. On what? Ammunition. J.D. how many rounds of ammunition?

[JD Ryan]

I don't count them, but it's 50,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how many guns do you have?

[JD Ryan]

A bunch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so she can't buy her stuff because you've got to hold money for ammunition and stakes and rednecks.

[JD Ryan]

She needs nothing. That woman should be happy just to be with me.

[Babo]

So could that be a red flag for women if you own an arsenal?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, probably.

[Babo]

Wow. We're all in trouble.

[Caller/Guest]

We're all in trouble.

[JD Ryan]

Trouble. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about red flags for guys?

[JD Ryan]

I used to do this when I would date a girl. You go to the apartment for the first time. Open. I'm sure I'm not the only one

[John Clay Wolf]

to think of this.

[JD Ryan]

Open the medicine cabinet. If there's more than one antidepressant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, but you'll take one.

[JD Ryan]

See, one's okay. But if there's two. Two mood altering chemicals in the. In the Medicine cabinet.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know you're getting laid that night. Wow.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Babo]

JD's the sensei man. I can learn so much from you, dude.

[JD Ryan]

You just. That, of course you can go on their Facebook and look, if there's just tons and tons of pictures and they're all her and they're all with their boobs sticking out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[JD Ryan]

Okay. It's fun for a night.

[Babo]

But do you sneak into their underwear door? Where else do you pry?

[JD Ryan]

Right, Just. Medicine cabinet, because it's easy. You're going to the bathroom.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a very good clue.

[JD Ryan]

You just open up the medicine cabinet and you see what she takes.

[Babo]

That's brilliant. I got one for you.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Babo]

So at my age, most of the women that I date are going to have, have children. At least one. Of course, usually more than one country girl. When she's described, you know, when you go on a date and she's describing her children and, you know, everything in her, you know, ex, husband, relationship, whatever, and she. There's a big difference between when she tells you a little about their children's daddy.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Babo]

Or their children's daddies. I'm just saying.

[JD Ryan]

Very fine language.

[John Clay Wolf]

Multiple baby daddies is a flag.

[Babo]

I'm just saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Saying.

[Babo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about you, Turley? A girl.

[Turley]

Let's see, somebody that in the morning and you're drinking some OJ and you notice that the OJ has vodka in it. Oh, yeah. That's maybe for a party or girl, but not somebody you're gonna marry, that's for damn sure. Because, you know, there's some alcoholism coming there for sure. Also, this is a, a car that's like a mess. Like a support. Like, you know, the just kind of got makeup and just cups and just. Oh, yeah, yeah. Cuz, you know she's going to be messy. I mean, you just know it. Cuz I can't stand. Yeah. Messy car. No, that's, that's a red flag, too. Those are just a couple. Just right off the top of my head.

[John Clay Wolf]

Some messy clutter is an issue for you.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

I, I, I, I despise clutter myself. I hate, like, countertop appliances.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Turley]

Yeah, we noticed that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Babo]

It's a good way to do it, though. You can't. It doesn't matter the size of your kitchen or how much counter space you got. That's a good way to do it. You got, you got the toaster, blender, coffee machine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Babo]

All right, the basics. Now we've got these air fryers a foot Wide and a foot deep.

[John Clay Wolf]

The toaster oven and then a mixer thingy.

[Babo]

Don't forget the dehydrator because I've got to dry my own fruit and make my own jerky.

[JD Ryan]

Don't forget the juicer.

[Babo]

Foot and a half. By a foot and a half. Yeah, juice the juicer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jews have nothing to do with this conversation. This is not religious.

[JD Ryan]

Stop it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're talking about clutter. He's a Texan.

[Babo]

He's the accidental racist.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mama's ankles. Oh, you got to go straight to that.

[JD Ryan]

Mama's ankles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mama's ankles. There should be a country song. There should be a country song called Mama's Ankles. Ankles.

[JD Ryan]

Explain.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big. What?

[Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, just big old fat ankles. You can out. You can't.

[Babo]

That's a red flag for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't outwork out that.

[JD Ryan]

No, you can't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that. That's.

[Turley]

What if you're like.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're into big gals, it's all fine.

[Babo]

That's a hard. You're right, but that's a hard line. Kind of very uncharitable thing. But if her mom has those big ankles. The woman may not have big ankles, but she will.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[Babo]

Yeah, that's horrendous.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what all goes along with it, that.

[Turley]

But what if you're looking to breed an athlete, though? That would be a good sign.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[Turley]

Big, you know, big ankles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Some people like clutter, Charlie. Some people like alcoholics. They want an alcoholic so they can drink with the alcohol.

[Babo]

I don't, I don't mind them.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't mind spending. Spendy, spendy, spendy, spendy. Designer, designer, designer. And look, I, I just. In the mom. If, if you're young guy and you're getting married, you look at what moms do. You look at mom's Instagram and mom's Facebook.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I never thought.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because all they're going to do is say they hate their mother. They don't want to be anything like her turn.

[Babo]

Just.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like, just like, not every time, but plenty. Mama can't stay married.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's another one. You got that as a, as a role model.

[Turley]

But you got to be the one that breaks the mold, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what, that's what I was.

[Turley]

He's like, ah, you know, it's gonna be different here.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's.

[Turley]

She's gonna be. She's not gonna be like, mom.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think Turley's covered his ass on that one. I am. His mother in law must

[JD Ryan]

have

[John Clay Wolf]

Close to home. It's all fun and games to get hit. Close down. That's right. Doesn't always work that way.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the alcoholism is definitely something to keep an eye on.

[Babo]

I wonder if anybody out there, like, it doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman. I'll bet some of our listeners. Our listeners. You know what a funky bunch they are.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Babo]

I'll bet some of them got some red flags.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Call in with your red flags on dating. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. But do it quick because the lightning rounds after that. Who's the craziest chick you ever dated, J.D. was it that Joy one?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, most likely.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that was her fake name. That was her name.

[JD Ryan]

That was her fake name. Yeah. We'll leave it at that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did she try to kill you?

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's cool.

[JD Ryan]

Well, we went. I mean, it depends what you call kill. She went and grabbed a knife and came at me with it. So is she killing me or was she just trying to scare me, or was she trying to make a point?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, did you do the old, like, hin thing and grab the arm from the outside like they teach you?

[JD Ryan]

Spun her around and I grabbed her so she was facing away from me and wrestled her to the ground and talked to her calmly. We're not going to do this. You're going to put the knife down. Put it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm getting hot just listening to it. I bet you'll have makeup sex. I'm serious.

[JD Ryan]

Just put it down. It was grabbing. I can't even remember what we were arguing about, but yeah, he grabbed a knife.

[Babo]

That's terrifying.

[JD Ryan]

That's the one later that you just go, you know what? I'm going to go to bed and I'm going to lie. Lock the bedroom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did y' all wind up in bed that night? I think you did.

[JD Ryan]

I don't remember. I truly don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you were guessing, hitting close to home. Close to home.

[JD Ryan]

I bet we have some listeners with some good 800-800-radio. 800-800-723, 4.

[John Clay Wolf]

Screw the lightning round. This is more interesting.

[JD Ryan]

You've had people come at you, I'm sure. Girls, come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

My. My craziest girlfriend's dead. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

And no connection.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. She died of an abscess, too.

[JD Ryan]

I know, dude, that was the weirdest story.

[John Clay Wolf]

She was a health freak. I mean, I. I didn't. I hadn't seen her in 20 years, but I. It was sad.

[JD Ryan]

But she. Was she ever aggressive toward you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God, but she was drunk.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the only high on and want to fight. Yeah, just that simple. And then like tell people like when you're holding them down, like trying to apprehend them from going nuts, then the story gets well, he beat me, right? Like wait a minute, I didn't beat you. I held your arms over your head against a wall trying to keep you from killing me or yourself, you crazy ass woman.

[JD Ryan]

Did that same one ever get out of the car on the freeway and walk?

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely.

[JD Ryan]

So they always do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. Yep. We'll be back in a minute. My name is John Cleveland. I don't know what we do on the radio. We do have a good time. We've been doing it for a long time. Remember, you can go to jcwshow.com and click through the YouTube channel if you want to watch this. Especially if we're losing you right now in the east. We already lost them on the east coast because we worked through four time zones on Saturday morning on Live FM radio. But jcwshow.com is where you pick up the YouTube stream which is it's got the videos and everything. It's not a paywall, it's free podcast goes up this afternoon late jcwshow.com and we will be right back.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Macy, good morning, you're on the air. 11 audi A4. Where are you calling us from?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm calling from Manchester, New Hampshire.

[John Clay Wolf]

How the heck did you find me in the. From Mantis, New Hampshire?

[Caller/Guest]

Honestly, my co worker just told me to call this number and see if you buy my car.

[John Clay Wolf]

New Hampshire. How far of a drive is that to Boston?

[Caller/Guest]

About 45 minutes an hour if there's

[John Clay Wolf]

traffic, it says that the dealer's offering you four grand for a hundred thousand mile. 11 Audi A4, is that right on trade?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, it's got about 90,000 miles on it and, and it's the dealership I work for. I know I can get a little bit more private sale, but I've had it up for so long and I'm honestly just trying to get rid of it before the winter.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a question and this sounds really weird, but work with me, okay? On a scale of 1 to 10, how good looking are you? Rate yourself. Me? Yep.

[Caller/Guest]

Like how good looking I am or the car is you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You. I Know I told you, I prefaced it with this sounds weird, but work with me, okay? I've got a reason for the question. I've got a reason for the question. There you go. Okay, that's what I thought. I knew it. Okay, so you work at a car dealership and you're, you're a flat footed ace. You're a really nice looking broad. How old are you?

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, yeah, I'm 21.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. There's no way in hell I'm gonna outbid those people. Zero chance. There's no way on God's green earth that I'm gonna beat a dealership full of dogs that are staring at this great looking gal every day that's wanting to sell their car. No, no, no, no. I just go in there and tell them that you'll take 4,500 for it and, and you're in your. Or you're really lonely and need somebody to take buy you a drink. I mean somebody will probably give you five grand.

[Caller/Guest]

No, unfortunately they're already offering more. More than they should be.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand. Right? No, and I'm looking at what the car's really worth. I'm like, whoa, that dealership's hitting it hard. And that's why I asked your ranking and when you told me an eight, I'm like, this is all making perfect sense now. Now are you impregnated yet?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I can tell you this. Are you the receptionist at a dealership?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I sell cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because when a, when a, when any, any lady in the under 27 years old works at a car dealership and she scores over a seven. The time to a fertilization is typically six months. How long have you been there?

[Caller/Guest]

I've been here a year. But I have a boyfriend that's outside of this that doesn't work here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, he's keeping the dogs off of you. If y' all ever, if y' all ever break up, you'll be knocked up. I don't know. I'm calling 90 days. I'll bet you 100 it.

[Caller/Guest]

Probably not. Hopefully not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well that there, there's your answer. Sell it to the dealership. You have an advantage over me that has nothing to do with the value of the car. Good job. You're. You're a great salesperson. Thank you for calling in, Macy.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, nice speaking you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You too.

[Turley]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, bye bye. Thank you, Macy, for calling in and thank you everybody for being here and thank you for riding through this next song break and rejoining us in just A minute. My name is John Clay Wolf. Be right back. Yeah.

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As well it should be. I mean, the Brady Bunch is truly

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Caller/Guest]

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[John Clay Wolf]

We were talking about red flags when dating. We have some people on hold that had red flag stories. Blake in Nashville, what's your red flag?

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, man, it's planar fasciitis.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Blake in Nashville. Nancy, what's your red flag? California. Hello. Nancy, what's your. I got his joke. What's your red flag when dating?

[Caller/Guest]

I think if you can't shoot a gun, you can't fire. That's a red flag.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, and where in California do you live? Because it can't be la. No,

[Caller/Guest]

no, I'm in Ontario.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, down there where the real people are the salt of the earth people, the working people. Thank you, ma'.

[Caller/Guest]

Am.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Kevin in Orlando story about ex wife will keep it PG rated. Go ahead. I'm trusting you.

[Caller/Guest]

All right, so my red. I thank you. I appreciate you on that one. So my red flag is, is when she says to you, I don't have to do that anymore because I'm married to you. Just leave it at that. So with that being said, I wait. I wait. I'm 11 years married into it. Joke. Another red flag just before the divorce. Yeah, it's been 11 years. I can thank you for your money and everything else. Like, okay, well, you know, I don't have money really. Anyway, so anyhow, the divorce proceedings start. She tries to get alimony and all that good stuff. Then I get into a motorcycle accident, die twice in the helicopter on an 8 mile helicopter ride to the trauma center. Well, thank God I lived. But you know, in between that time because I couldn't pay child support.

[Turley]

I've got a question.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Pause. Did you have the motorcycle wreck after or during the divorce?

[Caller/Guest]

In the middle of the divorce.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go ahead.

[Caller/Guest]

I walked in with a walker to finalize it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. Okay, I finalize Sounds familiar.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

And then, so. So then, then proceeded, she goes to DOR and tries to have me, you know, locked up, license suspended. Everything you could possibly do for not paying child support. Well, while I was in the hospital recuperating, thank God, my lawyer went to bat for me in court and put on the eight law, which, you know, it's basically a motorcycle thing that if you know you're not, you're still responsible for the child support, but, you know, you don't. You can't be put in jail for it because you can't work. Right. Anyhow, long story short, I ended up getting custody of both children. Any amount that I owed back was paid, was reversed. And everything else, karma got her basically in the long run. But yeah, those red flags for sure. Yeah, the first one, I should have been gone, long gone, very first kid on the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

So mine was sending me divorce papers while I was at the hospital recovering on the fax machine and the nurses were bringing it into me.

[Turley]

That's same.

[John Clay Wolf]

Same kind of deal. Dark. Yeah, I feel you.

[Caller/Guest]

My ex wife. My ex wife came in the hospital room and the girlfriend I had at the time was all there with kids. I got into this big argument to the point where I ended up getting in private room. And I had security had to clear every single human being that walked in my door because I'm the one trying to heal. And these people are causing a fight in here. I mean, it's just a chaos all the way around the board.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Joe in Nevada, red flags.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, John.

[Babo]

Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Best red flag. The work for me is if you meet a girl's mama and she's really big, really fat, really ugly.

[John Clay Wolf]

You like big, fat, ugly ones, do you? Then that means he marries her. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Janelle on the road, truck driver. She likes mainly men. And your red flag is what?

[Caller/Guest]

My red flags are men that don't eat meat, don't have firearms, and can't afford ammunition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jackie in Dallas. What's your red flags?

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, so I'm. I'm on this first date with a pyramid, like his whole family's doctors. But I got the paramedic here and he says to me, just out of the blue, yeah, I remember the first time I saw two people having sex. And I stopped and I mean, we're trying to have a romantic dinner here, and he wants to talk about two people having sex at night in a park that he came across. I just thought that was the oddest dinner conversation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me explain. To you, what that was. Let me translate for you, Jackie. He was looking. He was interested in having sex, and he was looking for your reaction to that story.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I was dumbfounded. Especially when, after dinner, he wants to take me for a park walk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Red flag. This old boys in front of his skis. I like him. I'm glad that James, she could. Melbourne Beach, Florida. James, red flag.

[Caller/Guest]

All right, I got one really quick,

[John Clay Wolf]

actually, I got two. Two?

[Caller/Guest]

Hair stylist. I've been married to two of them and dated a bunch. They're a problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

Next one.

[Caller/Guest]

Women who. Women who don't take care of their feet. If they don't take care of their feet, they don't take care of any other part of their body.

[Turley]

So this is something he's learned.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife was. My wife would say that about me. Yeah.

[Babo]

Only for women.

[Caller/Guest]

That only goes for women.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, yeah, I hear you. All right. No, she gets on my ass all the time. But because my. After my injury, my. I don't want to gross anybody off. Yeah. But she's like, you just got to do something about these toenails. Or they grew weird. And.

[JD Ryan]

But it's hard for you to reach down there.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not that. No, I can reach down there, but they just. They're just screwed up.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because of the circulation.

[JD Ryan]

I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not the prettiest thing in the world. If anybody'd like to see, I could put them on the camera right now.

[Turley]

So you don't go for a petty anytime.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's just. It's just my toenails don't get enough circulation because of my injury.

[Turley]

Can we take you to a petty place and see the reaction?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's not that bad.

[Turley]

Oh, it's not that bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

I was like.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're saying it's, like, bad, I see a lot. No, it's not. Like in a tribal. I forgive me. No. Chunk Chun Philli in Pennsylvania. What you got?

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, John. Clay. Hey, man. Nice talking to you. I love your show. I call all the time. I'm the wolf pack member. Oh, good. I'm in Pennsylvania. But I wanted to ask you, like, one time. I mean, I'm from Houston, and when I was in Houston, I went to the car show down there at the arena, and I met these. These girls, these clippers one time, and we took them home, I made them a steak dinner, and I. I was sitting on the couch, and I asked her to put her feet up, let me massage him, and, man, her feet stink. And that was the worst. Like I told her, go wait outside. That was it. I'm done. Get out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get out now. Your feet stink.

[Turley]

Wow, that's a. I mean, that's 2ft ones there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Feeds a big deal. So Corolla and Nugent were in here last Sunday taping episode of the Adam Carolla show. And they were getting. Baba was running the board. I haven't watched the episode yet. I really wouldn't even listen to that. I figured I'd watch it soon. It's on that. It's posted on Adam's channel. But wasn't there a piece about the Rock and Roll hall of Fame?

[Babo]

They talked a lot of music on the show. I picked up a little clip. They were discussing whether basically whether. Whether Joan Jett should be in the Rock and Roll hall of Fame. Now, speaking of identity politics, I think someone like Joan Jett is only in the Rock and Roll hall of Fame because she's a female and because she's a lesbian. I think if you remove that, then

[John Clay Wolf]

you just have someone who played two

[Babo]

crappy cover songs for hits, and that's the reason she's in there. As a matter of fact, there's no other logical reason she's in there. But if it's just merit, then Ted Nugent is in the Rock and Roll hall of Fame and Joan Jett isn't.

[JD Ryan]

I know you like shocks in life. I'm going to shock you because I

[John Clay Wolf]

think Joan Jett should be in the Rock and Roll hall of Fame just

[JD Ryan]

because of her music, but not yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love Joan Jett.

[JD Ryan]

She's a garage band.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dirty, nasty, uppity.

[JD Ryan]

She's my favorite lesbian.

[John Clay Wolf]

And some of my greatest memories include lesbians. The point is, is that she's not in the top 100 guitar player list, because I've got a hundred guitar players

[JD Ryan]

that are really virtuosos and adventurous. Interesting, right?

[Babo]

But Rolling Stone has to.

[Turley]

They have her in the top 100 guitarist.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know, but she's in the. The argument was wise. Ted Nugent on the whole thing. We had. What's the line? What's your favorite line of that clip?

[Babo]

She's my favorite lesbian.

[John Clay Wolf]

Some of my best memories are with lesbians. Did you catch that? Yes.

[Babo]

Well, he's a man about town too, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, he'll eat red. Not all primitive. How long did that go on? How long did they do that interview up here?

[Babo]

An hour and 15. Oh, now it took a couple hours because you know how the entourages came in. Slowly, Slowly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Babo]

We're setting up And Ted brought a guitar, and we had to figure out how to. How to mic that and get it in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Babo]

And so it was a. It was an operation. I was very satisfied, I. By how that came out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anytime we do that in the studio, I would plan for the guitar to be hot.

[Babo]

I should have thought of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Babo]

Turley and I were discussing that. It's, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I gotcha. But it worked out. The acoustic worked out okay. Some of my favorite memories are with lesbians. His wife is pretty cool. Very Ted's. She's an old motocrosser. Really? Yeah, really. I say old like she's somewhat rough. Hide that she's not. She's super pretty. And I wonder what the age spread is between them. About 20.

[Babo]

Oh. She seems like something around 59 to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And he's obviously solid 59.

[Babo]

She's 75 if he's a day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Babo]

You know, I mean, he's like. He's Glenn Fry's age.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's 77.

[Babo]

You may be right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Didn't he have a 77th birthday at Walnut Springs at the Roadhouse?

[Babo]

I made the mistake.

[JD Ryan]

Shemaine. And Nugent is 64.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Babo]

Nobody introduced me to her because she kind of came in and stayed around and moved around a lot, and I was kind of stuck here. So.

[John Clay Wolf]

Linda.

[Babo]

I made the mistake of calling her Charlemagne. I said, charlemagne, it's nice to meet you. She said, charlemagne's a good friend. My name's Charmaine.

[JD Ryan]

Charmaine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. Is Linda's manager.

[JD Ryan]

She's beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a Linda in the mix. There's a lot of Nugent. There's an entourage.

[Babo]

Foghat had a Linda Earl out married to Roger Earl, and they're. They're doing well. I. I try.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I could do without the Fog Hat drama again. I mean, if they wanted to play again, I'd let them, but I don't really need to mess with them. They were so uppity, dude. A lot of those people. Oh, God. The guys were fine when you talk to him, but. But the pre roll on dealing with them was just so. I want yellow M and M's. No brown M. M's.

[Turley]

The writers were crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is just. Yeah, the R for them and just all the bs. And then for Fog Hat, It's Fog Hat, man. Okay. I just want to make love to you. Is that one of their songs?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. You're past the yellow M and M stage, right? Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be back in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I like Green M. And M's. And that's all I want. So we will be back in just a minute here on your rock radio station. Remember, you can go to jcwshow.com to get the video feed. The podcast goes up, the audio podcast this afternoon. And if you want to sell me a collection of cars, you can go to GMTV Garage or anyway, just go to givemetheven.com that's the easiest way to do the cars. If you want to sell your car, go to givemetheven.com America's Best Car Buyer. And we buy RVs and motorcycles at Gimme the Vin also. Be right back.

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This is the John Clay Wolf show, heard every Saturday morning across America. Hit him up 800-800-RADIO. And check out the [e-mail] or john claywolf.com now. John Clay Wolf, this war thing is heating up.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the new regime, you know, we killed their leader. I almost said the Shah, but one of the Shah.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Babo]

Ayatollah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. The new guy's got something to prove, apparently. So he and I was watching a deal last night on that Diary of a CEO podcast I watched. And it was talking a guy, a guy that has been prepping the President's the White House for the past 25 years on the Iran situation. So he's the expert and he was, he was laying it out pretty clean. He's been running simulations on this for 20 years. So this has been coming and coming and coming.

[Babo]

Is it John Bolton?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I don't know. But yes, John Bolton.

[Babo]

Okay, sure, he knows. He knows Iran. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you know that he claims that they've got enough nuclear material to make 16 missiles.

[JD Ryan]

See, that's the weird part, too. Didn't we just blow all that stuff up up Completed RA a couple months ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Iran is about a third of the size of the US I believe, which is pretty big. There's plenty of places to hide stuff.

[Caller/Guest]

All right.

[Babo]

It's the former Persian Empire, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[JD Ryan]

They're saying they had enough stuff to make nuclear bombs and that they could send them anywhere. So we had to stop this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[JD Ryan]

It's been going on 50 years. Not new.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, but gas prices are new. And I think it's like 8 bucks a gallon in LA right now. Oh, what? Well, you know, They've got about $2 a gallon on tax.

[Babo]

They were always high.

[JD Ryan]

They were six bucks before. When we had three, they were six.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. They've got two bucks at a gallon on just tax. Cali tax, eight bucks a gallon and then diesel fuel, like our transporters. Forgive me, the vin can't even imagine. The bids all changed because Diesel's pushing 455 bucks. 455. Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[Babo]

And that goes into all your, your product transport, merchandising, Amazon deliveries, commercial airlines.

[John Clay Wolf]

Airlines. Yeah, yeah, the fuel thing.

[JD Ryan]

But people are saying that's going to go up and then come back down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, people are right. If, if we get this handled.

[JD Ryan]

Get it handled.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then I think the OPEC or whomever released a gazillion gallons of oil to try to slow it down.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[Babo]

So 400 million barrels or something was 200 or 400 million. A lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot.

[Babo]

That straight Hormuz, you know, I've never really studied it on purpose. Like I'm big in geography, love maps. Right. But that is a. That is. I mean, you think tiny. You think the straight edge of Altar has no width. I mean, this is. Yeah. Just tiny. Getting through that bottleneck. And they're, you know, they're laying mines. You know, we're going to. The U.S. navy is going to have to get involved.

[JD Ryan]

Do you think?

[Babo]

Yeah. Escort some of those tankers out of there. I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Could you imagine if you were jet skiing out there and you hit one of those.

[JD Ryan]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you just fly.

[JD Ryan]

Wouldn't take very long, though. Yeah, well, parts of you would.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mark in Costa Mesa, California. What's on your mind?

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, John, I was. I met you last weekend at BW guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, your phone's breaking up.

[Caller/Guest]

We. Oh, man, that sucks. Let me get out here. I'm the VW Guy that met you last weekend at the Jordan event.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

How you doing, man? It's great. Got a bunch of guys wanting to do that Corolla event coming up. They were asking if you were going to be there and, you know, we

[John Clay Wolf]

were talking March 22nd. Is that right? Adam's going to do his thing on Sunday on March 22nd at the Jordan Family Collection. I don't. They invited me to come. I don't know if I'm going to make it or not. I've got a lot of California back and forth in my current schedule and actually I'm going back out there Monday, so I don't know if I'm gonna make it or not, but he's gonna be there. Yeah, it'll. It'll be fun. I. I am doing a deal with the. Let me get this straight. So we're doing an auction for a kids hospital in LA at some library in a month and the, the win is spend a day at Jay Leno's garage with Jay and myself.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm going to be broadcasting from Jay Leno's garage.

[JD Ryan]

That's huge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Next November. Adam did this last year with Jay and it raised 25 grand. So that'll be cool.

[JD Ryan]

That's very, very cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that'll be fun. And maybe you guys can come along too. I don't know. I. I mean, this just got thrown on me two days ago. I even thought about it. But like, do you want to do this? Like, yes.

[JD Ryan]

We got time.

[Turley]

November's open. Yeah, we could do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Football season, though. It's football season, but there's, I'm sure

[Turley]

there's something going on.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I, I need to just put a rider together for Jay Leno of what I need.

[JD Ryan]

What you need?

[John Clay Wolf]

I need 3 big screen TVs. 85 minimum inch with NFL network in college, you know, so we can watch football while we're broadcasting.

[Turley]

Maybe go to a USC game while we're out there, you know, maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

God forbid we just do a charity event.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, we are fog hat.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Right

[John Clay Wolf]

now. That'd be cool. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. The video coming out on our YouTube channel at noon central today is a pretty cool one. It's. I went to Alabama, okay? And Alabama, and this guy passed away and he was kind of a hoarder and his in laws are selling it, okay? I asked him, I said, is this guy a hoarder? He said, I'm not saying that. And he was looking at me like, because the brother in law is having to go through this, but he had 75 cars. And there's a handful of good ones that are in a contained environment and there's a handful of bad ones that are outside for 20 years.

[JD Ryan]

Sure. Oh, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the sun was setting while we were there, so I was like, we gotta hurry. And it turned into like the Blair Witch project running around. And I'm on the phone with my guy at the office going through a spreadsheet. He's calling off the last six digits of the VIN number. So I can see if that's the car we're looking at. I'm like, it got into junk, like a hundred bucks, five hundred bucks. But then there were some real good ones and there were some real good ones with rust. It's a pretty interesting collection of cars. I think the video will be good. And it goes up on. If you go to jcwshow.com that connects you to our YouTube channel. Or just put in John Clay Wolf and it goes up at 12 Central. You just lost a listener.

[Turley]

Yeah,

[John Clay Wolf]

we were trying to bring you

[JD Ryan]

on the sports guy. Did we get him on the phone?

[Turley]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Let's ask the.

[Turley]

No, no thumbs down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead and do it.

[Turley]

Still do it. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I wanted to talk to this guy, but go ahead.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. This. We get letters throughout the week to Mr. John about different things. Like last week, somebody wanted you to

[John Clay Wolf]

buy a Mr. John. You sound like a Mexican Mr. John.

[JD Ryan]

That's funny you say that, because I was going to read this letter as a Spanish gentleman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead.

[JD Ryan]

It just seems like it should. Then Mr. Wolf, Mr. John Pablo should do this. Mr. Mr. John, my name is Nicolo Ashford. I am reaching out to you. After much consideration, I feel you'd be perfect and a possible sponsor to my extreme stunt I'm going to attempt this summer. I'm an extreme stunt stunt athlete, performer and actor now focused on something that I've spent the last nine years training and prepping for my final extremes. My final.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy sounds old.

[JD Ryan]

Extreme stunt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Want to get my ass shot off.

[JD Ryan]

I have performed throughout the world and do extreme stunts as part of that. So here we go. Guess what it's going to be. He wants to catch a bullet in his hand. That's right. No magic, no tricks, no smokes, no mirrors. So why am I contacting you? Well, I know you'd be an asset, John. Also, this would be great for all of your platforms. There'd be thousands, maybe millions of views.

[John Clay Wolf]

Millions.

[JD Ryan]

I'm already in talks with TBS and TNT to carry it on television.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet you anything he says he's already in talks with us, too.

[JD Ryan]

Lastly, this right here is his time. I am free to come to Fort Worth and discuss this with you anytime. Whatever you decide, I will be ready.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does he want from me, Please?

[Turley]

Sponsorship.

[JD Ryan]

Let me know your thoughts.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Sponsorship.

[John Clay Wolf]

Money.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Money.

[Caller/Guest]

Money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[JD Ryan]

Ricards. Nicola.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Babo]

And I could really do it, man. I catch a bullet in my hand. I know Ashford's not a Mexican name. No, it's not okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, actually, Cola.

[Babo]

I do it, man. It don't matter. 45, 38, 30. Alt 6. He shoot me with a crossbow, man. I'll catch it. I'll catch it. All right. I catch it with my teeth.

[JD Ryan]

Your teeth?

[Babo]

I catch crossbow bolt with my ear. No, that's taking years of training.

[JD Ryan]

I bet it has.

[Babo]

You call me.

[JD Ryan]

We going to be the big sponsor of this John, catch a bullet catchable in his hand from 12.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call that guy a few more times. See if you can get him on the phone. Call him over your cell phone. He. I mean, people don't answer phones from unidentified numbers anymore. You might have to text him, let him know he'll get on the phone list.

[Turley]

He might not be able to pick up the phone because his hand shot off.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that could be the problem.

[JD Ryan]

Done it yet, Mike? That's this summer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You can't catch a bullet with your hand. No.

[JD Ryan]

There. Okay. There have been magicians have done this bit for 100 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bit?

[JD Ryan]

The bit the. Catching them in their teeth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, the bullet.

[JD Ryan]

The bullet and the teeth thing. Yeah. That's been. I mean, Pen and Teller did it. Everybody's done it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I don't. It ain't gonna be no bit if we're gonna do it. This is real. Yeah. We'll do it out here at the shoot. Right? Okay. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Claywolf by cars. The radio for America's best car buyer. GiveMeTheEven.com Remember, go to JCWShow.com if we lose you in this top of the hour time zone, switch and you can continue and roll on with us on our YouTube channel. There's no paywall and it's got the audio and the video in the studio. We'll be right back. What do you got?

[Babo]

After just a few days at his new job, he's begun to suspect that more than a few of his co workers are gay. Several times as he's walked by, he's heard them comment, what an ass. He thinks it's a shame that a country as big as China will never be a democrat democracy. Unfortunately for them, they just can't figure out how to hold an erection. His ex wife suggested he get himself one of those high performance penis enlargers for Christmas. So he did. She's 25 and her name is Candy. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty lye. Tall boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, buddy.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemetheben.com hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

[Caller/Guest]

Want more John Clay Wolf?

[Announcer]

Go to jcwshow.com for the fastest growing podcast in the U. S. Now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you guys ever think about how old the dead people in your life would be? Now, yes, I've been doing that lately. It's just weird. I've been thinking about my grandparents, my parents. I don't know, I guess because I'm 53 and I'm like, you know, how much longer do I have I got.

[JD Ryan]

That's about the point that you start going, hey, wait a minute. There's more behind me than there are ahead of me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. My Grandmother would be 103. Mother would be 109. My grandfather that I never knew, he died a year. My namesake.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'd be 119.

[JD Ryan]

Damn right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Holy hell, Granddad. My sister would be 57. My mom would be 80. My dead dad would be. What would my dad be?

[Babo]

I don't know.

[JD Ryan]

He just passed a few years ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But I mean, I think he would be 87 or something. Weird.

[Babo]

Time marches on.

[JD Ryan]

It does.

[Babo]

My mom recently said, you know, know I'm the same age my mom was when she died. Like my nanny, my grandmother.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Babo]

And that floored me because I don't see my mom that, you know, your own parents, you know, they're old and you know, there are changes, but you don't see them that old.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Babo]

You know, I see my dad, I still see that same 25 year old

[John Clay Wolf]

car collections coming out of all people that are dying.

[Babo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you have a death in your family and, and you want to sell their cars, go to givemetheven.com I got two. That is a very shameless plug.

[JD Ryan]

That's all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it is the, you know, a lot of these guys, there's a lot of big car collections around the us, all around the world. And I've been, you know, with these YouTube videos, people have been contacting me about them. There's a lot, there's a lot of guys, there's a lot of crazy old. Collected, collect, collect. So. So you see my, my kind of my car stack out here.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm 53. I've got my stack of cars out here and there's guys that did that in my age and it's 40 years later and they haven't moved them, they haven't touched them.

[JD Ryan]

40 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

So like y' all will be coming out here and it'll look just like this, but everything covered in dust. And some prick will be coming out here offering my kids half price for whatever I got in it. And they'll be like, yeah, get that stuff out of here. Yeah, get out of here.

[JD Ryan]

It's been here 40 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you can make it if you can get it started, good luck. I'll give it to you. Yeah, that's. Yeah. How old were your parents when they passed, Turley?

[Turley]

My dad's still alive. My mom was 60. 62.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Babo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

She was young.

[Babo]

That's young.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

60s or 64, something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old are you gonna be when you die?

[Turley]

It's not something I think about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good Lord.

[JD Ryan]

You know, you're kind of into this recently.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

It's been hitting you a lot. I mean, you've talked about.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just now having fun.

[JD Ryan]

I know. Oh, that's it. Oh, that makes sense. Okay. You're starting to have fun and you're going, when's it gonna end?

[John Clay Wolf]

It just got good. And I don't want it to end.

[JD Ryan]

It's not gonna end, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're a long way, man. My Granddad died at 63. My dad, my uncle died at like 6 3. My mom died at 58.

[JD Ryan]

That doesn't mean nothing to do with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing.

[JD Ryan]

Nothing. You're totally different person.

[John Clay Wolf]

You run your RPMs that high. It's just like an engine for that long, like I have.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It wears. Wears. And your nervous system wears. And I have run. And you've always been amazed. I can't believe you can do it. Well, your body will start pushing back and. And I'm really not feeling it yet, but it will.

[JD Ryan]

I'm looking at it a different way. You are so jazzed and you were so into everything. You were. You're not coasting. People get into their 50s and they start coasting. You are not coasting. You're not even your opposite. Your momentum alone is going to take you into 80.

[John Clay Wolf]

I started. Started this in my teens, like with the desire to do what I'm doing now. And then I had that 10 year interruption. I had that 10 year interruption with going broke and the divorce, which was. Started from the injury, actually, you know, when I was paralyzed.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And So I lost 10 years of my run. And now. And now, I mean, Charlie, do you remember when we used to talk about. I used to talk about how big my old thing was, the wholesale deal. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It'll never be like that again. And then this whole thing got bigger than. A lot bigger than that.

[Turley]

I don't think you ever said it would never be like that again. That was never something that would come out of your mouth, but you just. It was something you talked about. It was like.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. At one point you said, you're going to sell the radio equipment. I thought you Thought about it. You didn't say you were going to.

[John Clay Wolf]

I listed it out.

[JD Ryan]

You. You're ready to sell it. And just. You said, but I'm going to give this one more chance and do this the way I know it needs to be done and look around.

[Turley]

So backstory on that. I remember that to. Where my memory was, was we sat down with an oil guy. Do you remember this?

[JD Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Tell me.

[Turley]

Okay. So there was a guy that came in and he was going to train us how to do oil field stuff. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was. Well, I was gonna. I was gonna buy that oil field

[Turley]

services equipment company, and it's like, hey, this is maybe what we're gonna be doing if we don't do this radio. If you guys want to do it right, you gotta learn this safety equipment, stuff like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you do it? Yes.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. I remember sitting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you get the PEA card? Yeah. Or PC card.

[Turley]

I have no idea what I did with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's for a hot site. So we could be on an oil site. Correct that. Oh. Oh, yeah.

[Turley]

I remember the safety class. I was like, all right, this is not where I pictured myself to be, but maybe. I don't know. Let's see what happens here and see what happens. Yeah, that was. It was kind of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I was serious.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I know.

[Turley]

I remember. That was like.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was close. Yeah, it was close. And then it was. So the invisible hand came and took me out of the way of an oncoming train because the guy queered me on the deal.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I brought in a customer called Devon Energy, and I got his company in msa and I had to get that engaged before the bank would finance the purchase of his company. And once I mirrored the. Paired the two together, then his company was fixed. And so he screwed me.

[JD Ryan]

Got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then the oil prices tanked. I don't know. Eight months later. So you dodged a bullet and everybody went broke in, like, whatever year that was. Was that about 10, 11, 12, 13 years ago? 13, 11.

[Turley]

Somewhere like, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dodged a bullet. Because I would have been. I was taking on a lot of debt to do the purchase. I'd have been whacked. So here we are. But, yes.

[JD Ryan]

You got so much momentum. It's funny when people in the office will occasionally go, you think John's going to sell the company? You think he's going to retire? Because he could retire now and go, dude, no. Absolutely not. This is what jazzes him. This is him. His gear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[JD Ryan]

I mean, this is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you See all the Indians in the office? The Jamaican bobsled team, what was that about? Did you see him?

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist. Jeff Carr, our cfo. Our CFO said you're Jamaican bobsleep. Your Jamaican bobsled team is in there in the meeting room. They want to meet you. And I'm like, what? So this week we had all of the IT people that work for. Give me the VIN come to the office to spend two weeks to get ready to launch our new IT products that we've been working on for three or four years. It's a long. It's been forever.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I never met these people. I hired them all.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, but they're everywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're everywhere around the country. But when they all congregated in one room, I'm like, I'll be damned. I mean, there. There's a lot of Indians.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're. They're. They're all for Indiana.

[JD Ryan]

Indiana.

[Babo]

Indiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think I'm making this up?

[Babo]

No, no. I met Ahmed the other day, kind of.

[John Clay Wolf]

You met or Ahmed?

[Babo]

I met Ahmed. His name is Ahmed. I mean, he's walking out the door. I'm walking in the door. I said, hello there. How are you? He says, hello, right? I'm. I'm Babo. He says, bubble, I hear you on the radio. I'm Ed.

[John Clay Wolf]

He said, good to see you.

[Babo]

I'm at.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, good to see you. But there's these different AI specialists. I am working on the database. I'm reprogramming the database. And then we move the servers over to Linux servers. And Monday morning, I think you guys are gonna see. The guys that work on the buying crew are gonna see a ridiculous change. The speed is amazing in our. In our system. The pictures load, everything's. It's gonna speed us up so much. And then all the AI is gonna, well, probably roll out in April. We're finishing the supercomputer training at the end of March.

[Caller/Guest]

Where you.

[John Clay Wolf]

What I can't wait for where you take all of this training that we've done with this machine and we put it on a. It's a Google machine. It costs. It'll cost about 50 grand. And you compress it and it runs for about a week. And it trains the AI to be super fast.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's. We've got some. We've spent some serious ass.

[Babo]

That's the deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you all tell those people that you think John's going to sell the company? Why in the hell would I have done all this.

[JD Ryan]

That's exactly what I tell them. That's exactly almost word for word.

[Babo]

Did you all see the thing about the meta glasses? Because you're talking about educating your AI, right? The lady with the metaglass.

[JD Ryan]

Have you seen the meta glasses that'll record you? I mean, it's like straight out of James Bond thing. Yeah. Imagine being in a personal relationship. Somebody sits down with you, and in this case, at a ball game, her daughter's basketball game, he starts asking her questions. She does not know she's being recorded. He puts it up on the Internet, and they get how many million? Million.

[Babo]

Two and a half million.

[JD Ryan]

Two and a half million views. And she's not happy about it. Cut number three.

[John Clay Wolf]

I recently found out that I was secretly recorded by metaglasses. A month or so ago, I was at my daughter's basketball game, and I thought she was just introducing me to one of her friends. After he had asked me a few questions, my daughter grabbed my arm and pulled me away. And that's when she whispered, he's wearing meta glasses. I'm going to show you the clip.

[Caller/Guest]

Clip. I just want to let you know.

[Babo]

You know, you're a very beautiful young lady.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, well, thank you.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Babo]

Oh, are you married?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not. You look very good. I just want to let you know. So let me ask you this. Should people be allowed to film strangers with metaglasses without telling them? Would you feel like that's an invasion of your privacy? Where is this tech going to take us in the future? Would you be okay with this happening to you? Would you be okay with your kids having a pair of these medical glasses? Glasses.

[Babo]

So you know how that's possible? Because in Kenya, there are contractors taking raw feed, including video and audio, from metaglasses when they're dormant, when they're idle, and so they're seeing. And those contractors have said by their own word, they've seen people using the bathroom. Megan love getting dressed and undressed, all kinds of things. When the glasses are dormant, sitting, like, on a bedside, they can still watch them.

[Turley]

Yeah, somebody's watching you all the time. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just.

[Babo]

That's the doorbell cams.

[Turley]

Unless you're doing something stupid you're worried about or illegal, then when you're in

[JD Ryan]

public, there is no reasonable right to privacy. Unfortunately, that's. They're just not. If you're in public, then you can be recorded by somebody. So the answer to your question is, should they be doing it? No. Can they? Legally? Yes.

[Turley]

But you can tell the glasses, folks,

[JD Ryan]

can you what they look like?

[Turley]

You can see the little dots on the. It's on the sides.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Turley]

Of the brim. Like your ear glasses. Yeah.

[Babo]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

You can tell.

[Turley]

Oh, okay.

[Babo]

I looked at her video, Turley, and when you flip it up, you know, the video under it is. It's how to. To burn out those lights so that people can't tell that your glasses are on at the time. The reason they're. They're annotating all that information in Kenya is so that they can train the AI for meta. So this is only one little pump on the way to artificial intelligence. In 10 years, things are going to be so different.

[John Clay Wolf]

Babo, did you pull it graphics bong hit when you were downstairs a minute ago? No, no.

[Babo]

I'm just really intelligent sometimes. See me in my real life.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're coming back with Dial A Deal. Yes, Dial A Deal. We're changing the name of it to Dial A Deal. So you dial 800-800-723-4-8800, 800 radio to make a deal with me on your car. Like, call in year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. If you want to sell your car to give me the vin, Dial A Deal. This is the Dial a deal segment. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And yes, we're live. And you'll call in and I'll bid your car, make a deal with you on the air. If you've ever looked at our Instagram, we take all these clips and put them on there. So you. Your voice will be on Instagram and your voice will be on radio when you call in.

[JD Ryan]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't have to say your name. No, I'm not wearing meta glasses. We'll be back in a minute with Dial a deal at 800-800-723-4, brought to you by America's Best Car Buyer, givemetheven.com and I don't feel safe anymore. Oh, what a mess. I wonder who's watching me now.

[JD Ryan]

The irs?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm worth more.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm worth more.

[JD Ryan]

You bet I'm worth more.

[John Clay Wolf]

We completely [e-mail], you are worth more, and your car's worth more. And we want to pay more for good cars that give me the vin because they are worth more, and so are you. And remember, if we don't beat a deal from Carvana or Carmax, we'll pay you 100 bucks for top price, trust, and ease of transaction. Give me the VIN.com, america's Best Car buyer, sell us your car.

[Babo]

Give me the vin.com. so easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can do it.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevit.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is Dial A Deal, by the way, brought to you by givemetheven.com Greg in Vegas. 2002 Saturn wagon with only 114,000 miles. Sounds like a keeper, Greg. Could I pay to keep. Keep it.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, John, I'm willing to make you a bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

You seem to be a bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller/Guest]

What do you. What would you think this car is worth? A thousand dollars, Maybe less. Okay, why don't we do this? We can put this on your auction. Yeah, anything. Anything under a thousand, you get to keep the full thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Anything over a thousand, I get to keep it all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's gonna pay for this? Who's gonna pay the transport?

[Caller/Guest]

What's the transporter? I can run it down to your shop down here in Vegas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but then I've got to load it on a car carrier and move it to LA. So that's, that's 250. So I'll do. Okay, I. I will make that bet with you. And I think you're. I think it's a good bet. I like what you're doing here, but if it's. We got to figure out that, that 250. Right. So there's 250 a handling. 750 is. Is thousand minus 250. So let's. Because I, I do think it. I think it could bring a thousand dollars and you might win right there. Oh, in, In Vegas. Just run it there. You know, we'll do. I could sell it there in Vegas. Okay. 850. 8:50 on the hammer price. But remember, I've got to pay a selfie also. So my selfies. 800. We've got two things, gross and net, right? So when I'm offering y' all dollars, it's like real money. And when I sell it for a thousand, I've got the hammer price. Sold. Minus $180 selfie, minus a transport fee and a cleanup fee. So let's do your thousand dollar hammer. Let me think here. Let's do 850net. 850net. And I'll sell it there at Vegas so we don't have to ship to la.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Go to. Give me the vin dot com. Whoever's listening in the buying room. You hear what we're doing and 850. 850 net. And there's a chance. I think you're right on it. This will be fun. It's a. It's a 2002 Saturn station wagon. 114,000 miles between average and clean. Smoker and scratches. Yeah. So it's just a regular car, this one? Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

I have pictures of this.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want pictures. We already made a deal. Let's just keep. Let's just roll. Let's just screw it.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'll be fun.

[Turley]

Total dice roll.

[John Clay Wolf]

Donald in. You've got a 97 Trans Am convertible, special order. Corvette gears either?

[Caller/Guest]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I've never heard to it called as Corvette gears, but I have. Is it a WS6 or a formula?

[Caller/Guest]

It is not a WS6 or a formula. It's a Pontiac Trans Am. It's bright red. It's convertible. The guy put Corvette running gear in. It has a Corvette motor and trans.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so he flipped it. Oh, so he. Running gear, not gears. Okay, so he.

[Caller/Guest]

No. Yeah. No. He ordered the car for his wife, brand new, in 97. Late 97.

[John Clay Wolf]

And do you think that Chevrolet built the car with a Corvette motor and a Corvette transmission or did he had

[Caller/Guest]

it specially ordered and put in there?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I'm in my brain, in my dumb brain, in my dumb brain, I'm thinking that you're right. But I don't know what this is called. So it's a LT1 in 97. And that was the.

[Caller/Guest]

That's what they say.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. LT1 automatic. It's got 273 gears if I remember right. So it's. It's an automatic, Correct?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, it's an automatic. It has a positive rear end. I rebuilt the rear ends eight years ago as a big pumpkin setup.

[JD Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load this thing up. Let me get smarter on it. And I see you want 10,000 for it. Let me take it. Let me. If the miles are verifiable and the car's great shape, we might have a deal there.

[Caller/Guest]

Cars in great shape.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Go to givemetheven.com that goes for everybody else. Load your cars into give. Give me the VIN dot com. Douglas with your 21F pace. Go to give me the VIN. David, with your 57 Bel Air. I hope it is a two door. Richard Rollins. What? 03 convertible Mustang. Wait, wait, wait. Craig. This isn't a terminator, is it? This convert. This must.

[Caller/Guest]

No, it is not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I'm out of time, so I've got to move on to the next. We've got a break for a song and then we'll come right back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. Thank you.

[Announcer]

The John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, well, he's very popular. The sportos and motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

[Announcer]

John Clay Wolf,

[Caller/Guest]

An etiquette expert is

[John Clay Wolf]

saying that the proper way to eat cereal is with a spoon in one hand and a fork in the other.

[Babo]

The fork is to attack anyone that comes for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lucky charm.

[Announcer]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf Show. Heard on the air, coast to coast and [e-mail] this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

This coincides with Tuesday being St. Patrick's Day. St. Patty's Day.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whiskey by the Joro.

[Babo]

Love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

A Metallica cover song that came from an old Irish folky song singing about whiskey by the jar, which is ironically St. Patrick's Day.

[Turley]

A day to drink.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all it is.

[Babo]

Talking about robbing a rich guy on the road on the way home doesn't

[John Clay Wolf]

what the song's about. Yeah.

[Babo]

A pretty penny.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it was a pretty good song. Then Lizzie did the first rock and roll cover of it. Yeah. And they had a black singer and a rock band. Was he the first one?

[Babo]

The first black singer in a rock

[John Clay Wolf]

band before Lenny Kravitz? Was he before Jimi Hendrix?

[Babo]

A lot of people will say then just stay with me now ike turner's rocking 88.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Babo]

Daga daga daga my rocket 88. Lot of people say that that's technically the first rock and roll song.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Babo]

Before Bill Haley, before Elvis Presley, Ike Turner.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't count. I don't count them Chuck Berry as rock and roll. But I wasn't around to. I'm sure at the time it was. And I'm too young to.

[Babo]

Yeah, he was playing that last fall. He was doing things that nobody had done on a guitar at that time. I read Keith Richards by J.D. ryan gave me.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Babo]

And he worshiped Chuck Berry. Ted Nugent was talking about Chuck Berry when he was in here.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot.

[Babo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. This wouldn't.

[Turley]

It doesn't feel like rock and roll. But it was rock and roll then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

It was in the 50s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay. I'm bored.

[Turley]

Next.

[John Clay Wolf]

Terry in Colorado. What do you want for your unfinished Camaro? I know it's. It's a good One. I'm assuming that you've done everything underneath. It just. Does it just need to be painted?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, pretty much. I mean, you know, it has a little bit of issues with the fenders, and the hood is off just a little bit, but, you know, that's beyond me. You know, the doors. The doors need adjustment, too, but, you know, nothing real bad. It closes and shuts and locks. But, you know, when I got it, it was the basket case. I just.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you'll take 30 grand for it? I gotta spend 20 grand on it to finish it based off what you're saying. So I'd have 50 grand, and I could get 50 grand for it. But it's a 454. It's not an LS, right?

[Caller/Guest]

I. I think it's an LS. It's the guy. My. My builder. I have the original 396 that came out of it, but it's. I had him tear it down to make sure the motor was good, and he said it was good, but he talked me in it. He said I could get you more horsepower out of a 454 than I can. You have to put more money into the 396 to get the horsepower.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but. Yeah, like, you're saying it's numbers matching, but it's not numbers matching now because you swapped the motor.

[Caller/Guest]

All right, but I still have the motor. Motor that can go with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's just more work for me, and I got to pay people to do it.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know how it works. Do me this. I've got a guy that is, like, has a drug addiction.

[Turley]

No, don't give it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That loves to rebuild cars and not finish them. And so send it to givethevin.com and say, send this one to Jason, Love, because we've been trying to, like, do it. What do you do when you. You confront. Confront people about their problems?

[Turley]

Intervention.

[John Clay Wolf]

Intervention. I did an intervention on him the other day, and it'll be fun to watch him with this one because he's going to start trying to build the value in his head on what could be.

[Turley]

He's gonna start scratching a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. He likes it. He likes it. He might just buy it from you. From himself and take it to his house and do it himself because I won't buy it. But, you know, I. I need to see pictures of it. I may give you 20,000 for it. I may not. I need to see pictures of it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's take A look, Look, I'm pretty certain I'm not going to give you 30, but thank you. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Mail from jail with your own Johnny Cash. The dead man coming down from heaven. Johnny, take it away.

[Babo]

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. John, this week's mail from jail. Entry reads. Hey, JCW and CR want to let y' all know I'm loving the show up here in Eastern State. Y' all must be new, because I ain't never heard you. My name's Bernie Purdy. Everybody calls me Burns. I've been in here for four years with 11 to go on a murder, too. Oh, don't you know, and that's a long story. I got a better story for you, though. I'm writing to tell you about an affair I'm having in here. What? With one of the guards? Let's just call her Katy Perry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perry her?

[Babo]

Because she looks kind of like Katy Perry. Beautiful. Except she's 61 years old. She's only five foot two. Boy, how do. She's pretty. Anyway, I got written up for fighting the guy for his Pop Tarts three weeks ago, but he owed me them Pop Tarts over a game of dominoes and refused to pay up. And you probably know you can't let guys get away with that here or you'll never get ahead on snacks and cigarettes, believe me. Anyway, I got four days in ad seg. That's administrative segregation to you. And it's no big deal, but you don't get Pop Tarts in adseg. But when she brought the paperwork, I noticed she had dotted the eyes in my name with what looked to me like little hearts. And I'm pretty sure Katy Perry's been giving me the eyes, flirting with you. So I'm riding to ask, what do you think I should do to make the next move? To be honest, I'm a little intimidated. But I think I'm in love. I've made a little love, mind you.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, Again.

[Babo]

She sure is pretty, though. I hope you get this letter and read it on the air and I'll listen for your advice.

[Turley]

Advice from prison.

[Babo]

Thank you, sir. Yours truly, Bernard Purdy. Eastern State Penitentiary, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Pa.

[Caller/Guest]

So, how about that?

[JD Ryan]

How about that, boy? So, Johnny, how do other people that are maybe incarcerated send us letters?

[Babo]

Well, I reckon you probably want to Google it.

[Turley]

No, it's not how they do it.

[JD Ryan]

I thought possibly not.

[Babo]

On the sheet, I was kind. I was praying to the good Lord in the name of of Jesus Christ that you wouldn't ask.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, my bad.

[Babo]

But thanks for helping. Good going.

[Turley]

Just go to the website, I guess, while you're in prison. Is that what you're trying to tell people?

[Babo]

Yeah. Or ask this prick over here. He probably knows.

[JD Ryan]

I'm sorry, I didn't know.

[Turley]

Email JD Ryan.

[Babo]

No. Yes, I'll tell you.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Jd.ryangivemetheven.com all right, we'll be right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[John Clay Wolf]

What are you doing now, boss? You're holding something at me.

[Babo]

I Got backtracks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

If you want to do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God. Who is it?

[Turley]

You've been with avoiding this for a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have, Right?

[Caller/Guest]

I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think I like the. What band is it?

[Babo]

It's the Monkeys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What's wrong with the Monkeys?

[Turley]

I told you he's avoiding it, Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, Turley's figured me out. When I don't grab something, I was like, ah, it doesn't feel right.

[Turley]

It's been on the.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long?

[Turley]

A month at least.

[Babo]

I think this is the fourth week.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if Baba wants to not have to do a new backtracks every week, he picks a bad one, then, hey, let's do the Monkey. Let's do the Monkey.

[Babo]

Monkey. Or if you want to skip one, tell me the first week and I'll get something else.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey, we're the Monkeys. People think we monkey around.

[JD Ryan]

I got a headache. You two yelling at each other.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's do the Monkeys.

[JD Ryan]

I love the Monkeys, by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't you do it?

[JD Ryan]

This is actually my fault.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[JD Ryan]

This is. You want to blame somebody? This is on me.

[Babo]

I wasn't gonna. I wasn't gonna share over to my dad desk.

[JD Ryan]

We were talking about something. I said, why don't you do the Monkeys? And he goes, john will hate that. I said, this will be fun to do. Then. Let's do the Monkeys. Let's do it. And I bet I'll win. Go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm gonna tell you, but what I hate is I actually like the monkey.

[JD Ryan]

I love the monkey, but I just

[John Clay Wolf]

don't like, you know, doing old ass. Like, you know, so. It's too old. It's just too old. Too old. Okay, but let's do it anyway.

[Babo]

That's an opinion. But you've liked some of the old ones that we've done. Yeah, and I picked the artist, so what are you worried about? If you don't like it, just say, skip it and I'll get something else next week.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're doing it. We're in balls deep. We're doing it.

[Babo]

You don't have to be a dripping wet prick about it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead.

[Turley]

All right, first cut Monkeys backwards.

[JD Ryan]

I know that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't hear cut. Two, 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234, 800, 800 radio call in and tell us these two Monkeys songs. But I just feel like some Sunday afternoon broadcast, dude. Like a Pleasant Valley Sunday oldie ass radio station. It's your classic oldies oh, shut up.

[Babo]

Well, the reason Monkeys this week. It was this day in 2019, four weeks ago that American musician Peter Torque of the Monkees died after a ten year battle with cancer. That second song has his name in the title. It was also the song they played during the end credits on the Monkees TV show.

[JD Ryan]

Didn't know that.

[Babo]

Yeah, I read that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So four weeks ago, Peter Tort died, and that's when y' all decided to do the Monkeys. And I have not brought it up in the broadcast when I saw it for the past four weeks. God bless. Was Peter Torque the one whose mother invented.

[JD Ryan]

No, that's Mike Nesmith, Mother.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he finished my sentences now.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, I do. Finish your sentences. Yes. His mother created Liquid Paper. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

And he got rich and cocky, and he was part of the reason the Monkeys broke up. Because he got some money.

[JD Ryan]

Nailed it.

[Babo]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me tell y' all who y' all are.

[JD Ryan]

Talking musician. I'm not a. Some monkey guy on a TV show. Yes, yes, you are.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm the son. I'm the son of Liquid Paper.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you.

[Babo]

But he also put his foot down and said, you know what? We're learning our own instruments little by little, and we're going to write our own songs and we're going to do our own thing. And after the first two albums, the Monkeys changed quite a bit.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, they did. And they failed.

[Babo]

Peter Torque. Peter.

[Caller/Guest]

What?

[JD Ryan]

They have another hit? They didn't have another hit after that.

[Babo]

They had a lot of hits after that.

[JD Ryan]

No, they didn't, but go ahead.

[Babo]

Peter Tork was the cute one that was a multi instrumentalist and was always kind of like the George Harris in the band. He was the quiet, quiet one.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, quiet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did that have a homosexual vibe to it?

[JD Ryan]

I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Babo]

No, JD Just gets kind of flamboyant sometimes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Play the two back. Play the two backwards. Play the two back. Monkey song.

[JD Ryan]

Start. You want to start with me?

[Babo]

Yep.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[Babo]

That is crazy breezy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm hearing Tax man from the Beatles. No, One more time on two.

[Turley]

The tambourine that you're hearing there.

[Babo]

Well, and the seat 19 for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tax Man. One more time. I'm sorry, Charlie.

[Turley]

Cut one.

[Babo]

My older sister insisted, and I don't know what year it was, but there was an entire summer. Every day we had to watch the Monkeys at three in the afternoon because

[JD Ryan]

that's when they came on.

[Babo]

And that's. That was in the days of one television set.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Babo]

And only four available to channels.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Babo]

And, yeah, we watch the Monkeys every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crab, you got the guest. I'm gonna. I'm gonna take you first. You got the Monkeys songs?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm not sure. Stepping Stone and another Pleasant Valley Sunday. And Mike Metzman's Mother or something. Embedded the Post it note, I think.

[Babo]

Liquid Paper.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he get it right?

[Babo]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope. Hey, call screener. You got to put their guesses on there. By the way, you're really good about saying, hey, Will wants to talk to you on line one. What's Will want to talk about is the question. Well, what are your guesses?

[Caller/Guest]

Stepping Stone and Last Train. The Clarksville.

[Babo]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope. That.

[Caller/Guest]

That.

[John Clay Wolf]

That second one's throwing me off to Jerry and Beaumont. What. What are your guesses?

[Caller/Guest]

All right, my guesses are wrong. It was I guess by.

[John Clay Wolf]

So there's three people. I'd like to point something out. How much people care about them. This is the worst attended and listener associated.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Backtracks we've ever done.

[JD Ryan]

Ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the entire history.

[JD Ryan]

Donald Trump. Ever.

[Turley]

It's your fault, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

of course. This is not you.

[Babo]

Like no one's ever seen before.

[JD Ryan]

I stepped forward. I took complete.

[Babo]

Just put them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put them on hold. I'm going to take care of Garrett. Just put him on hold. I gotta keep moving. Put Garrett. Put that line one on hold. I'm gonna try one more. Just blind.

[JD Ryan]

Next week we're doing the Banana Splits.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he missed it. Garrett, what do you got in California

[Caller/Guest]

Stone and Pleasant Valley Sunday?

[Babo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What is it nobody wants.

[Turley]

No one's gonna get. I mean, there's.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it? No one's playing? I'll listen to it forward and see if I even know this song.

[Turley]

Cut one.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wrote Stepping Stone down.

[Turley]

All right, so that one. This is the one. No one knew in here.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a good song. I like it, but I don't know this song. I don't know the name of it in this generation. Generation.

[Babo]

Yeah. They were almost.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're going off in 40 seconds. Are you the bullet stunt guy? I've got 40 seconds to talk to you.

[Turley]

I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you can. I can shoot a gun into your hand and you can catch the bullet.

[Caller/Guest]

That is what I'm going to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I want to do the shooting. Shooting.

[Turley]

You get to pick the gun too.

[Caller/Guest]

Right.

[Turley]

And the bullets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I don't need a magician. I want a real one. You. If you're real, we'll do something.

[Caller/Guest]

Never been. Never wanted to be a magician. I've been in martial arts since I was three and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's gonna do the shooting?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who does the shooting? Who pulls the trigger?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, it's a actual tactical sniper from Clayton County SWAT team here in Atlanta, Georgia.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can I get somebody else to do it? So make sure that it's not your rig. Deal.

[Caller/Guest]

You can. If you. If there was someone who was certifiably sniper, sure. You could pick whoever you wanted if you were gonna be a sponsor about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how much do you need? How much money?

[Caller/Guest]

It's less dart and more about just having you with me on board because I actually, it was between you and Richard Rollins, and I felt you and I were closer.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I understand. I'm a nicer guy. I'm better. I agree. Richard, if you're listening, it happened again. Hey. No, I'm kidding. Richard's hilarious. No, he's fine. I'm just. Dude, I'm just busting on Richard's balls. Hey, do this. Call in the show next week. Let's talk about it, because I'm out of time right now. Green eyed lady, lovely lady strolling slowly.

[Babo]

The John Clay Wolf show has been a presentation of givemetheven.com from the Westwood One Radio Network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

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