#547 John Clay Wolfe Show 03.21.26

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show | Episode 547 | March 21, 2026

Overview of the Episode

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show, the self-proclaimed "largest weekend morning show," delivers its trademark blend of car talk, irreverent banter, listener stories, pop culture, and edgy humor. Powered by GiveMeTheVin.com, the crew covers everything from near-miss car wrecks, violent relationship stories, and car appraisals, to pop music, "perineum sunning," and the lighter (and darker) sides of Americana. Special guests, quirky callers, and plenty of unpredictable tangents keep the show moving at breakneck speed.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Near Miss at the Ranch (00:40–02:54, 48:49–50:15)

• John and J.D. recount a pre-show near-collision on a dark country road.
  • Both mistakenly think the other was speeding.
  • Banter over who had the better reaction time.
  • John admits, “If we would have stopped and talked to each other right then, I bet that it would have ended with one of us with fisticuffs.” (02:47)
  • The incident becomes a recurring bit filled with blame-shifting and mock outrage.

2. Music, Trauma, and Unlikely Triggers (03:03–04:57)

• Discussion about traumatic songs after car accidents (Supertramp, Kanye West).
• Kyle relates his son's Jeep rollover and inability to listen to Kanye anymore:
  • “That was the song when I rolled the Jeep... I can’t listen to that, Dad.” (03:49)

3. Rihanna Home Shooting / Celebrity Stalker Creepiness (05:21–07:15)

• The crew discusses the recent news story about Rihanna's house being shot at, played together with clips from the perpetrator’s online rants.
  • “She’s a witch. I’m a watchman. She’s a witch. Cocoa. Good girl.” (05:59)

4. Reality TV Violence & Producer Manipulation (07:15–08:47, 18:47–21:37)

• The cancellation of an episode of "The Bachelorette" for violence is dissected. The hosts speculate it was a PR move rather than a real decision for "the high road":
  • “Disney will take the high road. If it was anyone but Disney, I’d think it was a stunt. Mickey Mouse don’t f around.” (19:25)

5. Violent Relationship Stories—Listener Calls (21:42–24:17, 33:42–37:05, 90:44–94:10)

• Sprawling segment as listeners call in recounting shocking tales of domestic violence (both perpetrated by men and women), including attempted arson, broken bones, and more.
  • "I had an old lady set me on fire." (22:00)
  • Stories escalate to comedy, with John requesting photos of alleged "fire starter" exes for the Facebook page.

6. Car Dealer Wars & Classic Car Bidding (09:53–15:41)

• Special guest Richard Rollins (Gas Monkey Garage) joins to negotiate over a group of classic cars.
• Discussions about classic Camaros, Corvettes, and resto-mods, plus insights into how car giveaways work in the influencer era:
  • “So if it’s $300,000, you’ve got to sell a million dollars’ worth of stuff to cover it, and anything over that’s profit.” (17:34)
  • “No, Mr. Beast is not coming from the heart. He’s coming from the clicks.” (18:19)

7. Sunning—“Perineum Sunning” (11:51–13:12, 26:02–27:57, 106:34–110:01)

• The panel hilariously discusses wellness trend “perineum sunning” (exposing the nether regions to sunlight for supposed health benefits).
  • J.D. describes: “Legs up in the air and you got sunshine on a very tender area... maybe a minute and a half because you can get a burn.” (27:09)
  • Attempts to bribe crew into trying it live on deck for $100, then $1,000—everyone chickens out.
  • “We’re having a taint off here.” (107:30)

8. Real Estate Drama: Pineapple Room & the Squatter (28:04–32:10)

• John describes winning a foreclosed Texas home—complete with secret “pineapple room” (code for a swingers’ lounge), a feisty squatter, gold coins, a wheelchair standoff, and a .45 snub nose.
  • “She pulled out a 45 snub nose in her wheelchair.” (30:21)
  • “She has three other homes. She’s a liar.” (29:56)

9. Afroman’s Legal Victory & Satire Music (67:45–73:20)

• The crew covers rapper Afroman’s court triumph in Ohio—he repurposed footage of a wrongful raid at his home into comedic music videos lampooning the police.
  • “They found no kidnapping victims, just some lemon pound cake.” (71:13)
  • The segment celebrates Afroman’s use of satire and First Amendment rights, with Rollins exclaiming, “America! We did it. Freedom of speech.” (73:23)

10. Car Bids and Deals: “Dial-a-Deal” Segments (43:22–66:48, 80:13–84:41, 111:48–115:19)

• John and team field multiple car appraisals from listeners live on air:
  • Discussions on how fuel prices, modifications, or market trends affect car values (e.g., diesels dropping due to $5/gallon fuel).
  • “You being a good old hardass Oklahoma, there’s no way you’re gonna take that. Average auction on it’s $15,600. You want something that starts with a two? That’s too much.” (81:21)

11. Listener Relationship Confessionals—Teacher-Student Scandals (85:45–94:10)

• A run of shocking calls about real-life teacher-student affairs from high school days.
  • Includes revelatory stories of pregnancies, marriages, and long-term effects—turning tabloid headlines into personal anecdotes.

12. Family Trips & Classic Rock Memories (127:47–133:34)

• John recounts a recent “Griswold”-style family vacation: Route 66, Grand Canyon, off-roading in Vegas.
• The love of Cars (the band), Michael Jackson’s legendary 1985 concert, and generational music stories.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On nearly killing each other pre-show:

  • John: “If we would have stopped and talked to each other right then, I bet that it would have ended with one of us with fisticuffs.” (02:47)

• Recalling trauma songs after accidents:

  • Kyle: “That was the song when I rolled my Jeep… I can’t listen to that, Dad.” (03:49)

• Rihanna’s house shooter rant:

  • “She’s a witch. I’m a watchman. She’s a witch. Cocoa. Good girl.” (05:59)

• Pivoting to perineum sunning:

  • J.D.: “Maybe a minute and a half, because you could get a burn.” (27:09)

• On negotiating classic cars:

  • John: “How long till he dies? Because she’ll be easier to deal with.” (10:29)

• Caller confession:

  • “I had an old lady set me on fire… Lucky I was by the bathroom and I ran in, jumped in the shower… She hit me with a ball bat and broke my hand twice.” (22:02)

• Listener brags about value—gets deflated:

  • John: “You being a good old fashioned hardass Oklahoma, there’s no way you’re gonna take that [bid].” (81:21)

• “America! We did it. Freedom of speech.” —John, after covering Afroman’s court win (73:23)

• Family travel, reflecting:

  • John: “Everyone was happy... I was like, wow, this is weird.” (130:45)

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Useful Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:40 – 02:54 | Near-collision story (recurring)
• 03:03 – 04:57 | Trauma songs and music after accidents
• 05:21 – 07:15 | Rihanna stalker news
• 09:53 – 15:41 | Car negotiations with Richard Rollins
• 18:47 – 21:37 | Reality TV violence & production obsessions
• 21:42 – 24:17; 33:42 – 37:05 | Violent relationship listener calls
• 26:02 – 27:57; 106:34 – 110:01 | Discussion and dare of “perineum sunning”
• 28:04 – 32:10 | Pineapple room & squatter showdown
• 43:22 – 66:48 | Car bid “Dial-a-Deal” and car market talk
• 67:45 – 73:20 | Afroman’s house raid to Grammy-nominated satire
• 85:45 – 94:10 | Listener stories: teacher-student affairs gone wild
• 127:47 – 133:34 | Road trip stories, memories of the Cars, concert flashbacks

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Closing Thoughts & Recommended Listening

The show never strays far from its bedrock: cars and car culture. But it's the mash-up of listener confessions, pop culture rants, and southern-fried fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants humor that gives it a unique energy. If you enjoy a wild, authentic, and at-times NSFW ride, The John Clay Wolfe Show stays true to itself—and its audience—week in and week out.

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Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show, America's largest weekend morning show. Call John toll free, 800, 800 radio and check out the [e-mail] or John Claywolf.com hey, the largest radio show and fastest growing podcast. This is the John Clay Wolf show

and best YouTube car channel on YouTube is what everybody keeps saying. Have you seen those comments? Yeah, I've seen a lot of them. That's nice. It makes you feel like all the work is worth doing. This thing does not suck. You suck. We don't suck.

[J.D.]

Hey, John, can I ask you a question?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why'd you almost kill me this morning?

[J.D.]

You've almost killed me. Dear God. What's the speed limit out here, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

35.

[J.D.]

Why were you doing 50?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I wouldn't do it.

[J.D.]

You were doing. You almost killed us both.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude. I was doing 35.

[J.D.]

It looked like 50.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why didn't either one of us see our lights coming over that hill?

[J.D.]

I have no clue.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the weird part.

[J.D.]

And we would have been dead for an hour before even anyone knew we were missing.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm leaving to go get coffee this morning. It's dark outside at 100 miles and he. And we're out here in the country on a ranch and there's big hills and it's the very crest of this

[J.D.]

hill and it's very dark.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it always worries me during the day, but at night it doesn't because I always see the lights coming. But I did not see your lights coming. Did you not see mine?

[J.D.]

I never saw your lights.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was on high beam.

[J.D.]

You crested the hill.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you on high beam? Yep, I was on high beam.

[J.D.]

I was on high beam.

[John Clay Wolf]

I swear I was going 35 miles an hour.

[J.D.]

Yeah, it looked like 90.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it was not. It's because it surprised the hell out of both of us. You did a nice job of pivoting off into the ditch.

[J.D.]

Into the ditch. That's where I went.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your reaction time was better than mine.

[J.D.]

I, I get you probably weren't paying attention. That's my first.

[John Clay Wolf]

Expecting some nobody. Jimmy Buffett, Parrothead coming over the hill at 6 in the morning in the dark going 80 miles an hour.

[J.D.]

I was doing 20. I was 20, doing maybe 20. I always do very slow because I don't want hit the bunny rabbits. I never thought about hitting John Clay Wolf.

[Kyle]

We were going to walk up there about an hour later.

[J.D.]

An hour later.

[Kyle]

This is going to be on on JD's radio while his car's turned over

[J.D.]

and we're both just dripping blood like

[John Clay Wolf]

a Quinton Tarantino movie. The end of a Quinton Tarantino movie.

[J.D.]

Airbags had deployed.

[John Clay Wolf]

It would have been a bad one.

[J.D.]

Oh, it would have been really bad.

[Kyle]

Came up here mad.

[J.D.]

I'm like, who was that scream? Cuz it wasn't your regular truck, right? And I thought, who was screaming out of here five minutes ago?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm telling you, we weren't screaming.

[J.D.]

I know, but it. When. When United States.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was mad too. That's the reason I didn't stop and talk to you, because I thought that you and I might have words. I was as mad at you as you were at me.

[J.D.]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

I promise, I felt the exact same way.

[J.D.]

Oh, dear God.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I knew. I was like, I didn't see his light. So he didn't see mine either.

[J.D.]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which is weird.

[J.D.]

Didn't see him.

[John Clay Wolf]

But no, I was. I was angry at you just coming away. If we would have stopped and talked to each other right then, I bet that it would have ended with one of us with fisticuffs.

[J.D.]

Do you think so?

[Bob]

In kerfuffle.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Whose fault was it, mine or J.D.

[J.D.]

it was yours.

[Bob]

You know, that's so screwy though, Turley. You say you. You find that mangled vehicle and the radio's still going. My sister was in an accident when she was a freshman in high school, and a bad one. I mean, they ran over basically a cliff, a 45 foot cliff onto a set of railroad tracks where they had taken the bridge out, Nobody knew. And she remembers to this day in a car upside down with her friend Dee Dee going, kim, Kim. And hearing on the radio, goodbye, Stranger. The real high vocal part.

[J.D.]

Sure.

[Bob]

Goodbye, stranger. And to this day, she will not listen to the Breakfast in America.

[John Clay Wolf]

She doesn't like Supertramp.

[Bob]

No. She's off on Supertramp for good.

[Kyle]

No, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's true.

[Kyle]

Because my son, Kanye west, when he rolled his Jeep, that was a song. And so I had on the radio the other day, he's like, I. I can't listen to that, Dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was like, why?

[Kyle]

He goes, that was a song When I Rolled the Jeep was playing. I was like, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I've got another question.

[Bob]

Traumatizing.

[John Clay Wolf]

What were you and your son doing listening to Kanye West?

[Kyle]

I love Kanye. What's wrong with that? Come on now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you have your Yeezys on?

[Kyle]

Yeah, I had my Yeezys on.

[John Clay Wolf]

What song was it all the lights. I don't know. Sing it. Have Lucas call in and sing it.

[Bob]

Sounds like he back in 2004 or something, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Hold on.

[Bob]

They should have made another trump hat that says let's make Kanye 2004 again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, is he good then? So they said this is a good song. You know this song?

[Kyle]

No, Rihanna. And I like Rihanna.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe I'm just too white.

[Kyle]

Yes, that's possibly it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never heard the song in my life. Was this a hit?

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah, huge hit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know the song Baba?

[Bob]

I'm afraid I missed it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about you, J.D.

[J.D.]

i'm just still now I.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're still shook from the wreck.

[J.D.]

Yeah, Almost killing me now.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Eminem, Rihanna and the TI Rihanna I'm down with, but I just don't think Kanye ever clicked for me. Really? Yeah.

[Kyle]

I mean, there was a time he was really good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah. And he was. I mean, he's. He wrote all the songs, he produced all. And then he went crazy.

[J.D.]

How about P. Diddy? Is that one of your favorites?

[Kyle]

No, I. P. Diddy's.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like the fat one. What's his name? He died.

[J.D.]

Biggie Smalls. I even know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Biggie, Biggie, Biggie.

[Bob]

Rihanna got her house shot up a couple weeks ago.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you hear about that?

[Bob]

That was a crazy deal. Yeah, she had her a little Internet stalker.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Let's see.

[J.D.]

Here it is. Yeah, you get a hard time believing in demons and maybe evil or crazy people. 33 year old Ivana Ortiz has been arrested for attempted murderer and her bail was set at more than $10 million because who did she try to kill? That's right. Rihanna. She shot her house up with some bullets.

[Richard Rollins]

Wow.

[J.D.]

DA has a pretty solid case after Ivana made these. Threatening, creepy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ivana went after Rihanna?

[J.D.]

Yep. Okay, and if you're gonna do this, maybe don't go on Facebook a few days before and say you're gonna do it. Cut. 9.1. Mike.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm fighting with the devil himself. Oh, yeah, and that's why you got Rihanna over there all jealous. Rihanna's faith is the devil. Okay? I don't like her. She only did her little music thing so that she can do witchcraft. You guys need to wake up and don't give that girl any attention. They want to come over here and steal my thoughts. But baby, I am over your head. I am intelligent. When you die, God is taking me to my future. Yeah. She's a witch. I'm a watchman. She's a witch. Cocoa. Good girl.

[J.D.]

And she's not just mad at Rihanna. She's also mad at Cardi B. Oh, no. Yeah, as early as last February. She's a little crazy about the Cardi B. Got 9.2.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cardi B, you're supposedly busy right now, but you know who's the cutest tonight?

[Richard Rollins]

Who?

[John Clay Wolf]

I am. Oh, I'm the cutest tonight. You ain't messing with me. Ain't nobody pressed. Ivana's not pressed. Is Cardi B pressed? No one wanted me to go to what Cardi B had going on. Ooh, I wonder why.

[J.D.]

I wonder why.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crazier than an S house.

[J.D.]

Oh, you know, right? There's guys somewhere that are almost killed by this one.

[Kyle]

Bachelorette, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

What was the big deal of Bachelorette this week? Why did they cat? All I saw is that they pulled it over. Violence. What happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

Crazy beat up her boyfriend on.

[J.D.]

On camera?

[Bob]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Well, then they knew it was coming.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you talking about?

[J.D.]

Why'd they pulled it?

[John Clay Wolf]

And it was the second round. It had happened a couple of years ago, too.

[J.D.]

And did it happen during the show while they were recording?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Bob]

I don't think it's a personal life thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, but he's holding up the phone like a selfie.

[J.D.]

Oh, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's just whacking him. And he's like, this is abuse. And she's like, hey, damn right it's abuse.

[J.D.]

Oh, so it's phone video.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

And they didn't know this before putting her on the show? J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

here we go.

[J.D.]

Here's the Mike Turley twist.

[Richard Rollins]

They knew it.

[J.D.]

They just held onto it to get us to talk about it on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you've ever been beat up by a woman and you got arrested, please call in now. 8008-0072-3480-0800, radio.

[J.D.]

You know, it's happened, you know. Well, it's happened. Most cops will tell you when they show up. And as he said, she said, guess who goes downtown? The guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800-radio. Bob, I bet you've been beat up by a woman.

[Bob]

Oh, man. My. My ex used to come at me all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

With a knife or just fist or just chokey.

[Bob]

She. She was. She. She. She was fond of. She was fond of knives.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow. Did she ever. Did she ever cut you?

[Bob]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[J.D.]

Well, you say that like. Like that's an impossibility when someone comes at you with a knife.

[Bob]

I perfected the two shoulder move.

[J.D.]

Okay. Kind of a cool old throwback.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on Buddy.

[Richard Rollins]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Back to the. Who was paying attention when we're coming over the hill. Oh, here we go. There's a great big clock in front of you. You get into a two minute story with ten seconds left.

[J.D.]

Oh, I see. So it's my fault. We almost had an accident.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll get you.

[J.D.]

Which one of us went into the ditch? I want to know that you had

[John Clay Wolf]

a good reaction time. Yeah, maybe we just need to be together. You drive. You drive. I'll navigate. 800-800-723. For the dial a Deal. Right. We used to call it the lightning round. I'm called it dial a deal. I was listening to stern, an old stern clip the other day and they had dial a date. And I was like, we ought to just call it dial a deal. So dial a deal. Call in with your cars. The next segment is cars. Dial a deal. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. And yes, all the offers I give on dial a deal are good at. Give me the VIN.com.

Now back to the John Clay wolf show presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show.

Hang on. Actually, I was texting Richard during the break. Rollins, you there?

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you've got a deal in California with five cars?

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah, we got some corvettes, chargers and chevelles and a Camaro.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we want to give 300 and they want 330.

[Richard Rollins]

That's where we're at right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And they said it takes 330, right?

[Richard Rollins]

That's his number. I hit him at 300, but he came down to 330. He started at over 4.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we dealing with the widow or the man?

[Bob]

The man.

[Richard Rollins]

He's.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long till he dies? Because she'll be easier to deal with.

[Richard Rollins]

I think he's in his.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So the mopar is what I'm wondering about. Did you see that chat GPT thing I sent you earlier?

[Richard Rollins]

I did, and I think he's a little strong on the mopar and real strong, too. Strong on the 64 Corvette. 64 bets the worst bet of the year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. And the camaro is a resto mod and it's pretty and it's nicely done, but it's not in the current taste that oversells, I think.

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah, but if we brought it in and wheeled it up, it would advance.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it cost to wheel it up, though? Five grand. Right.

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think that. What do you think the Camaro brings

[Richard Rollins]

wheeled up correctly? It might bring a hundred.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really? Okay. So your opinion of that car. Mine is way different.

[Richard Rollins]

Well, it's. It's really well done and it's nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is well done.

[Richard Rollins]

Just. It's got really crappy wheels on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what motor did they put in? Is it a 396? It's in 69 Camaro with a 396 is bored over or something. Is that right?

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah, something like that. I don't have that pulled up. Walking around in my backyard doing some feng shui crap with my bare feet.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's fung shui?

[Kyle]

He's grounded.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you naked?

[Richard Rollins]

Grounding. That's what it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you walking around nude in the. In the cool air and the sunshine? Are you. Hey, get on your back and put your feet in the air and let the sun shine on your sphincter.

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah, there it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now that's a new thing.

[Kyle]

It's called sunning.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's called sunning.

[Richard Rollins]

No, seriously, I don't know how that is.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's really easy. You just get naked, lay on your beautiful lawn that you've just spent all that money on and stick your. Wait until about high noon and stick your feet straight in the air and spread your cheeks and. And give it about 10 minutes, and you'll just be a new man. It'll sober you up to conversations.

[Richard Rollins]

Going off the rails, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm just. I'm just trying to get you feel better. I. And I haven't done it. I wanted you to tell me how it goes. Swell. All right. So what are we doing next weekend? Is that all official?

[Richard Rollins]

Yes, but we're not supposed to talk about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Richard Rollins]

They want to. They don't want a crowd. And we don't want to deal with the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Richard Rollins]

At your least after the fact at

[John Clay Wolf]

your shop, though, are we. Is there any way to scoop her up and take her over to the ice house where we can sell some booze?

[Richard Rollins]

Possibly, but I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so we can't promote that right now at this moment in time.

[Richard Rollins]

We did drive the Ferrari yesterday. Great breaks. Everything's doing good. It's kicking through. We've got a little bit of a tuning problem that we're addressing today, and we'll be putting more miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Richard Rollins]

And it's pretty rad. I did. I. I am a little embarrassed over my attitude yesterday, though, because I had a. You know, I have a pretty dynamic Group of people that do all this filming and everything, right? And my three main film guys were standing around waiting for us to drive it so they could film us driving it down the road.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, we're talking about the six wheel Ferrari that he and I've been working on for two and a half years. Go ahead.

[Richard Rollins]

Yes, exactly. So they're standing there and they're ready. We fire up the car. And I'm like, let's go. And they're like, well, hold on. I said, what? You're like, well, we don't have a car. What truck are we driving? Where's the camera guy? What camera do we use? I lost it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, did you throw like a, like a little celebrity bitch fit?

[Richard Rollins]

Oh, I threw a big one. Well, I mean, I was like, guys, the only thing y' all had to do this entire day was be ready to film this car drive out of the garage and down the street. And you stood here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I was talking to your sister

[Richard Rollins]

yesterday, and I watch the millennials grow up, but you can't get the millennial out of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mentioned to her that, that your alcohol intake has throttled back to half and it's a good thing. And she said, it is, but he's a little grumpier.

[Richard Rollins]

Well, this may be true, but they had one thing, man, one thing. Film this car driving out of the garage and down the street, right? And they stood there.

[John Clay Wolf]

You had something you wanted to plug when we were talking last week. This is Richard Rollins from Gas Monkey on the radio with us.

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm the second best car buyer on the radio. Gas monkeybuys.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

no, but don't you have a giveaway? You're get Your, your, your ZL1XRT.

[Richard Rollins]

No, it's the Corvette ZR1X. And starting Wednesday, we will be giving that away. Right now we're giving away a Cadillac Black wing@gas monkeygarage.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

all right, so if you want a ZR1X, then go to gasmonkeygarage.com and buy some merch and that's points. We need to talk about this whole giveaway thing sometime. We have a little more time because I, I think that people want to understand how it works. All right, I'll be right back. We offered 300 grand.

[Kyle]

There you go.

[Bob]

There you go.

[Kyle]

There's your dial deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the John Clay Wolf show. Check out the GMTV Garage YouTube channel, complete with live video stream at jcwshow.

[Richard Rollins]

I was in Fort Lauderdale during spring break.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never Seen people so drunk in my life. Guys, you know, they have a testosterone imbalance to begin with. They're drinking tequila. They are seriously damaged individuals. They are out of their minds. They're all at the bar, like, yay.

[Richard Rollins]

All right, all right. I'll tell you a real joke. You ready for a real joke? Okay, here's the real joke. You ready? All right, here it is. You ready? All right, here's the real joke. You ready? All right, here it is. Really fast.

[Kyle]

All right.

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah, Ready? What did the snail say? What do you say?

[John Clay Wolf]

Love that, y'.

[Richard Rollins]

All.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com tell you a story.

And we're back. Good morning, everybody. Hey, speaking of the giveaways, I was talking to Rollins about a minute ago. I'll tell you real quick how they work. They make enough money off of the stuff that you buy to get the entries, that it pays for the car and makes some extra cool. It's just that simple. It's just really legalized. Lottery kind of is. So he's got T shirts, right. Gas Monkey garage. And the good thing is they've got art department that keeps it fresh when people keep buying stuff. And it's actually pretty smart because the more people buy that stuff, the more they wear it. The more they wear it, the more it brands his business. So there's one part, but then he goes out and spends 200,000 on our 300. Whatever the number was on 01X. So say the prop. What's the profit margin on merchandise? 80%.

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, about. So if it's 300,000, then you've got to sell a million dollars worth of stuff to make it to cover it, and then anything over that's profit. Sure.

[J.D.]

Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. But it is very real. It is not rigged, and people really do win. Lamb. You know, last time it was a Lamborghini.

[J.D.]

Lamborghini.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this time, it's pretty wild. But there's. You see these giveaways?

[J.D.]

Great idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a lot of people doing them these days.

[J.D.]

Did Mr. Beast do a lot of this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[J.D.]

He's given away a ton of stuff, including money.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you don't have to enter to win his stuff. You don't buy anything.

[Kyle]

No, his is the money that he gives away for the content.

[John Clay Wolf]

His is coming from the heart.

[J.D.]

Okay, okay. Rollins is coming from the.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, Mr. Beast is not coming from the heart. He's coming from the con. He's coming from the views, the clicks. Yeah. In the south.

[Bob]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. But It. It's. It's pretty interesting deal. We did a giveaway where we were giving away $25,000 a month to somebody who sold their car to give me the bend dot com. Right. And we were. We lost our ass. It was like 250 grand over that year, and I didn't see any improvement in submissions, so it was a different angle, and it did not work.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. Speaking of something else, we were talking about the Bachelorette. Yes. And that crazy woman, she beat up her. Did she beat up the guy that she met on the Bachelorette last time?

[Richard Rollins]

No.

[Kyle]

No.

[J.D.]

Except her boyfriend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D.]

And the video apparently just popped up. Yeah, sure did.

[Kyle]

And that's why they canceled the show, because they didn't want that publicity.

[J.D.]

But they sure brought it out on tmz, didn't they? This is why.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a lot. I mean, what did they spend on that season?

[J.D.]

Tons. But that's. They're trying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why wouldn't they let it air? I mean, you'd have better reviews. Or is they doing this so they'll have better ratings?

[Kyle]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

They need ratings.

[J.D.]

Yeah, they need ratings. And as I told Mike, when we're talking off the air, did you even know Bachelorette was still on tv?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. One thing I noticed at the end on the apology letter, it said, love Disney. And if it's Disney, they'll take a high road. Disney will take the high road.

[J.D.]

Yeah, you got a point.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it was anybody but Disney, I would think it was a stunt. Mickey Mouse don't f around.

[J.D.]

Boy, are you ever right. We did a TV show there once. I can tell you that story later. But no, they. They. They may have had this for a while, though. And they go, okay, we've got this. What do we do? Hang on to it right before the show is going to air. Then we drop this and we go, we are so sorry. We just found out. But that way, people are talking about. We're talking about it.

[Bob]

They're cutting bait. You're getting as much notoriety as you can because you're never going to replace a full season of advertising. I wouldn't.

[J.D.]

And then they'll release it online if you really want to see it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think that's the first time she beat up a boy?

[J.D.]

Absolutely not. Have you ever been with a violent woman? That ain't the first time.

[Kyle]

Are you Talking from experience, J.D.

[J.D.]

well, I've told the story before about how I had one pull a knife on me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

And we put, you know, we pushed didn't push her down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Slapped.

[J.D.]

Grabbed her by the. No, I did not. Close fist by the shoulder and put her down and said, all right, we're not going to do knives, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Then what are we going to do? What was your safe word? Oklahoma. Oklahoma.

[Kyle]

And that was the end of the relationship, right?

[J.D.]

Shut up, Mike. No, it wasn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

It wasn't. No.

[J.D.]

You had her back another four years. Until the four years.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many more times did she beat you up in four years?

[J.D.]

No, she never beat me up, first of all, let's make that clear until the Colleyville cops were finally called.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd they have to say about it?

[J.D.]

All they had to say, you guys, you're gonna keep this up. One of you is going to jail. That's the day I went, we're done.

[Kyle]

But the knife to your throat didn't really do anything to you.

[J.D.]

What you do is in your mind. You say, ah. She was drunk. She would never do that. She wouldn't. My Bob knows.

[Bob]

Oh, man. Listen, my. Mine had it. She was. She was fond of knives. And she would point them at you one of these days, Alice.

[J.D.]

Okay, there you go. So she even threatened you one of these days, and you still.

[Richard Rollins]

Y. She.

[Bob]

You know, she'd go into these kind of rages and.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Come at me flapping.

[J.D.]

So the answer is the first time they do this ain't the first time they've done this. This first time that TMZ got a hold of it.

[Bob]

Right? Hey, man, I worked nights back then and I used to lock myself in my bedroom so I could sleep in the daytime.

[John Clay Wolf]

Todd in Orlando, I bet this is a good one. You're in Florida?

[Bob]

Yes.

[J.D.]

Jesus Christ. Todd.

[John Clay Wolf]

Todd in Orlando, you're on the air.

[Richard Rollins]

Hey. Yeah, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Richard Rollins]

I had an old lady set me on fire.

[J.D.]

Wow.

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah. I woke up and I thought I was feeding myself, and then she was sitting there with a lighter and woof. Lucky. I was by the bathroom and I ran in, jumped in the shower, burned all my hair off. But that wasn't even a word. She hit me with a ball bat and broke my hand twice.

[Bob]

Wow.

[J.D.]

Crap.

[John Clay Wolf]

So three different episodes. One, the fire start.

[Kyle]

One.

[John Clay Wolf]

One, a baseball and two, a baseball. So these are all on different days?

[Richard Rollins]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is over a period of time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like what kind of period of time? How long?

[Richard Rollins]

A year? Two years. It just went on and on. And she broke the windows out of my band like three times. And I just got tired of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, about the end. What. What was the point? What Was your breaking point. You're like, I'm getting tired of this.

[Richard Rollins]

Oh, the second time, she broke my hand. As soon as I got the cast off, she's like, you. It'd be funny if I did it again. I was like, no, it wouldn't. And she did it again. So go right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

When she lit you on fire, did she cover. Cover you in some type of fluid first to make it go boom?

[Richard Rollins]

Lighter fluid. I thought I wet myself, but I woke up, there she was with a light. With a lighter and says, woof.

[John Clay Wolf]

What were some positive attributes of this young lady?

[Richard Rollins]

Well, the only thing was looks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Was she hot in the sack?

[Richard Rollins]

Oh, yeah, Right. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crazy beautiful anything. And how old was she when she was a fire starter? At what age was this?

[Richard Rollins]

22.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how did her life see? You sound like you're about 55. How old are you?

[Richard Rollins]

56.

[John Clay Wolf]

Close. So she's held now?

[Richard Rollins]

Well, he was 15 years younger me, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So how's her life now? Do you ever look her up online and look at the happy pictures with her kids and her husband and stuff?

[Richard Rollins]

Oh, no. But my friends always send me pictures of her in bikinis and all that and everything, and I just tell them, you know, stop doing that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, do us a favor. We've spent a lot of time on this topic this morning. I would like for you to go to the john clay wolf show page, our facebook page, and post some photos of her in her bikini. Actually, we need five different photos of her. We want to see what you were seeing. We want to look at this through your lens.

[Kyle]

Yeah, we want to see the fire starter.

[John Clay Wolf]

We want to see this. This is too good. Can you do that for me?

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah, but I'm at work right now, so I'll try to do it at lunchtime.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but you're on the phone with me at work. I mean, just pick up your damn phone. You got the pictures in your phone. Don't start lying to me now. We're too good friends. Just. Just go to john clay wolf show Facebook page and put him up. Come on now. Giddy up. Giddy up, Todd. I do this show for free for you. You. I entertain you every Saturday for free. And I'm asking for some entertainment you need to feed me. All right. My name is John clay wolf by cars, the radio for america's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com bear back. I am worth more. Am I worth more?

[Bob]

Yeah, I' whole lot more.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what? You're [e-mail]. you are worth more and your car's worth more.

[Kyle]

And we want to pay more at

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin. Because good cars are worth more and so are you. For top price. Trust and ease of transaction. GiveMeTheVin.com America's Best Car buyer. And remember, if we don't beat a deal from Carvana or Carmax, we'll pay you 100 bucks.

[Bob]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're listening to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Richard Rollins]

The guy's a blacked out drunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. Yo, give me the VIN.

I don't need a whole lot some money.

[Richard Rollins]

I don't need a big fine car.

[John Clay Wolf]

We go from chicks lighting guys on fire to plane. She's some kind of wonderful.

[Richard Rollins]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

It had to be Florida. Oh, yeah, indeed.

[Kyle]

Florida, man. For sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

You wanted to know how I knew about what?

[J.D.]

Sunning. How in the world would you of all people know about. I know about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, and I told Rollins to get on his back and stick his heels in the air and let the sun hit his sphincter. Yes, I read that somewhere and it just blew me away.

[J.D.]

Did you just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perennial sunning.

[J.D.]

Perennial. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perennial sunny, like two years ago. Three years ago. I read it. Yeah.

[J.D.]

It's been around a very long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a sunner? I can see you doing that.

[J.D.]

There was a time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to think about it.

[J.D.]

Please don't. At a nudist colony, and it was quite, quite common. It helps your vitamin D. It helps your libido. It helps your mood. It just. It's.

[Bob]

But only.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's so good. Why'd you stop?

[J.D.]

30 to 60 seconds. You get a little older, a little wiser. And you also live in a place that. That way you get arrested.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you could go out here on the deck after the show and sun your sphincter.

[J.D.]

It scares me that you brought that up. And it's your property. And you allow. It would allow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to be down here on the radio. If you want to take a break and go up there. Isolation, where no one's with you.

[Bob]

Cameras everywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's cameras up there at all.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what does it do to you?

[J.D.]

It just. It just because.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good. I know that what it says it does, but you are firsthand. So is it all BS energy?

[J.D.]

No, I really. I mean, you know, you wonder how much of it's because your legs are up in the air and you got sunshine on a very tender area. You only do it 30 to 60 seconds. Maybe a minute and a half because you can get a burn.

[Kyle]

Do you feel like the burn?

[J.D.]

You feel warmth? Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, does the sun's energy focal there more than other places?

[J.D.]

Because it's so tender and the skin is so clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're gonna make puke.

[J.D.]

You started it.

[John Clay Wolf]

To think I'm getting sick. When you said tender, I just got sick to the stomach.

[J.D.]

The skin is very thin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, just stop about the skin in the stranger. Let's just talk. Let's go up two stairs above the level. Okay, I'm good. I'm. I'm comfortable talking there.

[J.D.]

It's very good for absorption of vitamin D. Which is. Absorption is not a bad word.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I don't know.

[Kyle]

My doctor did say I need more vitamin D. Vitamin D?

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

It's very good. 20 minutes on your face. Or 30 to 60 seconds somewhere else.

[Bob]

Or drink milk, for God's sake.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you just moon the tanning bed?

[J.D.]

Not the same. No, it's not the same. It's not the same. The sun is. Is very healthy for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did you. Why'd you quit doing it?

[J.D.]

Because you just aren't at the right place time, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, this house that we bought.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember I bought a house? Foreclosure.

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

A long time ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Finally got it.

[J.D.]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she. We had to evict her. It was. It was the biggest pain in the ass ever. She did a squatting move on us.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we found a pineapple room on the side. So there's this trap door. You go up these weird stairs. No. And there's a bar and champagne glasses and pillows everywhere. Oh, sex room. Yeah. Okay. Swingers.

[J.D.]

Swingers. All right wing, guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

There's no swing, no chair, no swing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have not seen it yet. I just heard about this. Okay. We did said we're putting a video. There's no way. I'm not gonna look like a villain in this video. Because. Because it looks like I'm kicking a little poor old lady out of her house.

[J.D.]

Oh, yeah, that'd make you look bad. Why are you putting that out?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, because the story's great.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I bought it at an auction on the courthouse steps.

[J.D.]

Literally.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, literally. And actually it had sold before and she filed bankruptcy.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they stopped it and it brought 500,000 less that time. The second time I was high bidder and we gave 500,000 more. So her lien was only 250,000. So she should be happy with me because I'm really.

[Bob]

I'm Mate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. But she's not in all this drama and all these lawyers and all this. And all this cussing. And at the end, there's a safe, there's probably $400,000 worth of gold coins in cash. In the same.

[J.D.]

In the same.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she has three other homes. Oh, my God, she's a liar.

[J.D.]

She's gonna be one of those.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's a liar.

[J.D.]

Well, how so?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because she's saying, oh my God, I'm so poor. All she had to do was open the safe up and go pay the damn. Her ex husband. The 250, 000, he wouldn't have foreclosed on her.

[J.D.]

So she's crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's crazy.

[Richard Rollins]

Crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very, very crazy.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I did. And I mean, I. This video is not going to come up for a while, so I'm going to, you know. But I wasn't there when we went in. Finally went in six months later after I bought it.

[Richard Rollins]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she like pulled out a 45 snub nose in her wheelchair.

[J.D.]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[J.D.]

Is this video? We have video?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D.]

Holy crap, dude.

[Bob]

How old is she?

[John Clay Wolf]

75. But she's crazy.

[Bob]

Where's she gonna live?

[John Clay Wolf]

One of her three other houses. But what she did is took all the contents out of this house and put it in two condominiums. So it's full.

[Richard Rollins]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then she's gonna go live one of our other houses.

[Bob]

She could live with me.

[Kyle]

You want that safe, don't you?

[J.D.]

Yes, he does.

[Bob]

Well, I mean, I ain't got nobody, right?

[J.D.]

There was no safe here when I got here.

[John Clay Wolf]

So she got like 700,000 from the overage of the lien from the court.

[J.D.]

So she's rolling it and she's got

[John Clay Wolf]

about three or four hundred thousand in that one save and three clear properties. But she's poor and. Why are you doing this to poor little old lady?

[J.D.]

Yeah, Victim.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very weird. Yeah, that's a crazy person in the. Very crazy person. And she was just cussing me. And I was like, lady, I on the phone. I just communicated face to face. No, I never met her. We had to go to court because we. They went through the eviction hearing. She lost, obviously. And then she appealed it. She just kept kicking the can. Kept kicking the can. And we had to keep spending legal fees. This is very odd. That's why I videoed. I was like, this is too good. And it started off because it was one of my friends, ex stepmothers, and he called me, said, hey, this house in Westover is getting sold on the courthouse steps. And we made a little side deal because I thought it was gonna be a really good deal. Sure. And then we got to this price that was very high. Not crazy high. It still makes money. But I looked at him on the video. I'm like, hey, dude, our deal's off. And he was like, you should stop bidding. I think it's too high. So I'm gonna go and buy it anyway because I think it'll work.

[J.D.]

And there's a swingers room in this house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[J.D.]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it just goes on and on.

[J.D.]

Yep, that's you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you even top that, J.D.

[J.D.]

ryan? No, I cannot top that one. Never had.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stick your heels in the air. Out. There's a deck out there. The sun is coming up.

[J.D.]

You know what? You say that. I've thought about it. That's the perfect place because nobody can see you, that the deck is raised. It's outside our studio. And when we're in here, all the curtains are drawn. Nobody can see.

[Bob]

That's so crazy, man. That. That's just something people do that. That's like if you get on acid and your friends go away, eventually you're like, you know what I do? I think I'll go and sun tan my speaker.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, he just put spray tan on it.

[Bob]

I don't know.

[J.D.]

I mean, for the darkness. It's for the darkness.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie Murphy.

[Bob]

Deviant. Nothing but deviant. Behavior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Health.

[Bob]

I'm into healthy health.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we covered Pineapple Room. We told the story about the foreclosed auction house. Crazy lady. Crazy crazy sunning sphincter. Bark at the moon. That's what Ozzy was singing about when

[J.D.]

he did that, called sunning. Sunning is very popular.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be back in a minute.

[Richard Rollins]

I've been bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been good.

[Richard Rollins]

Dallas, Texas, Hollywood.

[John Clay Wolf]

I broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

Better have my money.

Hit him up now.

800.

800 radio.

This sounds awfully white.

Now, John Clay Wolf.

We were talking about crazy ladies cam in North Carolina. What's your Nicaragua story real quick?

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah. Hey, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Richard Rollins]

My wife pulled a knife on me. I told her she couldn't drive. We were in a muddy situation on a Toyota Highlander. I mean, greasy mud next to the ocean. And out here on a night, nice surf trip, you know, nice hotel, all that good stuff. And she got mad and took off. And we headed back toward Managua, right? And so she pulled off the side of the road in a jungle area down by a creek. And I was I was wondering what. What's going on here? You know, she reached in her pocketbook and pulled out a knife. I was like, oh, dang, this ain't going well. And this is the woman I've been married to for eight years. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Hey, we'll have a doctor. We'll have a Dr. Phil moment here. She was mad about something else. That was just the top of it. Speech impediment. Terence, tell us your woman beating story. Oh, gosh, our woman beating you up story.

[Richard Rollins]

My wife, she was born on schizophrenic and I'm bipolar. We're both mental problem. We were drinking and, you know, we're on medication, you know, a little crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Richard Rollins]

And see, can't make concussion with this. We got to, you know, we're all drunk in an argument now, that goes. And semiconductor ashtray. I have to go to hospital. In the meantime, she poked me three times in the night. But the police said she stabbed you

[John Clay Wolf]

three times while you were knocked out from an ashtray. Hit to the forehead.

[Richard Rollins]

That's right. We had a crazy marriage and she got. She says you turn out to be

[John Clay Wolf]

a felon, and ever since then you've had a speech impediment.

[Kyle]

Makes sense now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now it all makes sense.

[Richard Rollins]

That was all. Not from my accident.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was the accident that gave you this? All right.

[Richard Rollins]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing. I got it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that happened to you, Terrence.

[Richard Rollins]

Oh, well, no, seeing that. Being killed, you know, and. Yeah, I really rock that tree from Whataburger on. I went to work and, you know, we heard our neighbor, her. God, she got killed.

[John Clay Wolf]

So she went to Waterburger and got robbed and killed.

[Richard Rollins]

No, no, she. I worked at Waterburger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Richard Rollins]

She was at home at that time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, what did Water Burger have to do with her getting killed?

[Richard Rollins]

Well, I work at Waterburger, okay? She got killed when I was working.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was. How did she get killed?

[Richard Rollins]

Self in her head.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm struggling with your speech impediment for a moment, and I want to understand what happened. So she's at home and somebody broke in and killed her.

[Richard Rollins]

No, no, outside of suicidal, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

She killed herself.

[Richard Rollins]

She got killed? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

She didn't get killed. She killed herself.

[Richard Rollins]

She got killed. Yeah, she got killed that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right,

[Richard Rollins]

Anyway, I said, everyone get to know your wife or your mate. We knew each other within a week. I got pregnant.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's like, thank you.

[Richard Rollins]

Okay. I thought. Whoa. I thought.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not gonna hang up, but I am gonna put you on hold. You can keep talking, though.

[Kyle]

So wait, wait. The moral of the story said, get to know your wife.

[Bob]

He's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dusty in Mississippi. What you got?

[Richard Rollins]

Well, I got a 2018 GMC Sierra Nolly. Yeah, which. It's got Duramax in it and it has been deleted. I. I've listened to you before where that might be a problem. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's just illegal.

[Richard Rollins]

Well, one day they're gonna make it legal. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't seen the green guys going backwards much, but that's fine. So how many miles are on it?

[Richard Rollins]

7.76,754. Looking at it right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you gone to give me the vin.com and loaded it up?

[Richard Rollins]

Yes, I have. I've talked to Daniel, a real, real nice guy. He's. He gave me an offer, 41 5. And I really would like a little more than that. I had 44 in my mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think.

[Richard Rollins]

I realize it's an older truck, but it's. It's immaculate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the problem. Here's the problem. Here's the problem. Here's the problem. We pulled back on these things because the market pulled back on them because of five dollar diesel.

[Richard Rollins]

Right, I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we would have given the 44 three weeks ago.

[Richard Rollins]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we pulled it back 18 Sierra Denali Duramax. 72. Will 42 do it if I bump up a nickel?

[Richard Rollins]

Well, John, what I'm thinking, my mind now is let Trump get over with. Get that over with, over and overseas and let the diesel come back down. Maybe the truck will gain some value. What do you think?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you want to wait six months or do you want to sell your truck?

[Richard Rollins]

Well, I'm not in a huge hurry to sell it right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you're willing to bet the war over two grand? That's funny. Well, I mean. I mean, that's a hard head. You sure me that mean. I think I'm just gonna wait this one out. Let's see how this ayatollah thing straightens out. I might get that extra two grand a year, too. I don't know. I mean, I think I. I think that. Do I think that that truck is going to make a massive rebound back to where it was? No, it's too old. It's good. I like it. I mean, it's still very expensive. But. No, I mean, no, I don't. But I will. I'll get 42. I might. If I do 42 and a half. Will you do that?

[Richard Rollins]

A lot of times people say I got to go talk to the boss first.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you're the boss.

[Richard Rollins]

I'm the boss.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's in Mississippi. He's a man of the house. Yeah, I like that.

[Richard Rollins]

Well, actually. Actually, I'm from Texas. I was born in Fort Worth. Okay, so I've lived in Texas all my life. I just got lost over here, Mississippi. I hadn't figured out how to get back home.

[John Clay Wolf]

Found you a high yell and never came back. We will 42 and a half. Book that one.

[Richard Rollins]

And I'm supposed to take it down Baton Rouge. Yeah, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, run down our Baton Rouge. Give me the then buy center and we'll get you paid. 42. 5. Sold. Thanks, Dusty.

[Richard Rollins]

All right, John. I thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir.

[Bob]

Wow. Never thought of that, man. What about how diesel prices can affect the value of your truck?

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely.

[Bob]

How about that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is oil right now? Is it like 120? It's. It's climbing up every day. The Strait of Hormuz. Is that what it's called?

[Bob]

Yeah. Harmouse Meek, moonlit muse on our YouTube live stream says he didn't know Whataburger had a double murder with cheese on the menu.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how do you get to our YouTube on our live streams?

[Bob]

Just go to YouTube and search John

[J.D.]

claywolf.com jcwshow.com and click over to YouTube.

[Bob]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a live button. And then there's our videos button. And do the live button.

[Bob]

Always ask JD Stuff like that. I'm still thinking about that tanning thing.

[J.D.]

There you are. Oil is 98.9.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you're on the wrong one.

[Richard Rollins]

You need it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You might be Brent Brent. Brent Brent Brent. Well, there's West Texas Intermediate, which is the cheap stuff, I think.

[Bob]

And there's Brent Brent light crude.

[J.D.]

Yeah, 106.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Well, I actually was 110 yesterday, so it's pulling back a touch.

[Bob]

See, and that's not. That's not correct for where we are because, like, we're producing our own oil in the United States, but it's a global market, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

So, ah, call in now for the lightning round. Dial a deal just like he did. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. The car segments coming up next during this brief musical interlude, you can call in, give us year, make, model, miles, Average rough or clean. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If you'd like to sell your car right now on the air, call 800-800-RADIO. And all the bids are [e-mail] if you don't want to call into the radio, givemetheven.com is the website. And we have a ton of guys in a big room, and they're actually located all up. We've got about 40 guys in one place in Fort Worth, the headquarters. And then we've got 30 other people around the country in our buy centers, and it's all tied together. If you go to givemetheven.com you will get an offer on your car right now. Or you can just call on the radio right now. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Be right back.

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevent.com. hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

And this is the Lightning round. Dial a deal. Gustavo in El Paso. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Richard Rollins]

Good morning. Good morning. I have a 2016 Cadillac Escalate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Long or short?

[Richard Rollins]

Short.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Luxury, platinum or premium?

[Richard Rollins]

Platinum.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How many miles?

[Richard Rollins]

I got? 120,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. MMR on its 13,400. I just pulled it up. Which is the auction averages.

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah, that's. That's too low.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, thanks, John. 22 Charger King Daytona.

[Richard Rollins]

23 King, 23 Charger King Daytona. Hennessy with 1200 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's got an aftermarket supercharger on it?

[Richard Rollins]

No, it's. It's a Hennessy Charger King Daytona.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I'm just wondering, like, what did Hennessey do to it?

[Richard Rollins]

Hennessy put a. I guess bigger brakes, bigger supercharger, whatever. Hennessy does okay with this version of this car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha. We're saying the same thing, just differently. That's why I said it has got an aftermarket supercharger on it because Hennessy put their own supercharger on it.

[Richard Rollins]

Yes, they did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it all wheel drive or a two wheel drive? Did they make an all wheel drive now? I don't think they did.

[Richard Rollins]

I don't wheel drive. No, it's. I know. It's 1050 horsepower.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a Hellcat engine with a Hennessey supercharger on it.

[Richard Rollins]

I'm pretty sure.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Richard Rollins]

I mean, that would make sense, wouldn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Do me a favor. Go to givemetheven.com and load this one up so I can bid it correctly. I don't know the Hennessey package off the top of my head, obviously, and I need to figure out how much that changes the value.

[Richard Rollins]

Givemetheven.com Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just load that up. And actually, if you happen to have a sticker from Hennessy that shows their add ons include take a picture of that also.

[Richard Rollins]

You got it. I'll do it right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir. Later. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolfe.

[J.D.]

Be right back.

[Richard Rollins]

This is it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I showed him what true artistry looks like.

The John Clay Wolf Show. If it's more you crave, check out jcwshow.com podcast, replays, Twitch socials, livestream, and check out the GMTV Garage YouTube channel.

[Richard Rollins]

Timothee Chalamet is being criticized by major opera and ballet organizations after he said

[John Clay Wolf]

that no one cares about those art forms. Chalamet made the comment on a press tour for his movie about ping pong.

This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Check out the [e-mail] now. John Clay Wolf.

Chuck Norris can hear sign language. Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn. He dares it to grow. Chuck Norris. What's this other one? Doesn't turn on the shower. He stares at it until it crosses. Rest in peace, Chuck Norris. What was the one you said during the break?

[Bob]

Chuck Norris doesn't walk into a room and turn the lights on. He turns the darkness off.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Beautiful. James in Oklahoma, I don't have any information on the bike rally that they're doing here in May. That's not my event.

[Richard Rollins]

I was trying to find out some information on yours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, mine's in October and we're going to announce it here probably pretty soon. I need to find out. Maybe. Louie, if you or Danielle are listening, call in and tell me what the announcement is. We just got it all wrapped up. It's. It's definitely in October and there is one here in May, but. But I don't know the exact date.

[Richard Rollins]

I went to the one in May last year and had a good time. And I know you're putting on a bigger one apparently in October. I don't know where the campgrounds or anything like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

The same guy that had the campgrounds last time is doing one in May.

[Kyle]

He just.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had a difference of opinion. So like any redneck planning committee, it got fragmented and we've gone to two different camps, if that makes sense.

[Richard Rollins]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D.]

So.

[Richard Rollins]

So where's. Where's your camp gonna be at?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I don't know yet. I mean, the actual campground. I'm. I'm uncertain it'll be right there. We'll figure that out. We got a minute. I know we've got a. We've got heart. We've got Harley Davidson on board. Like the real. The factory. We have big sponsors. We've got. We've got. The good news about this one is we've got a professional planner and she's got it handled. And so I'm not having to do it. And that's what I like.

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just want to show up for the party like you. I'm tired of working so much.

[Kyle]

Speaking of party.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

April 4th.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Is that Easter weekend?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that Easter weekend?

[J.D.]

No. No, it's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sure?

[J.D.]

Yep. Next weekend's Easter.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sure? I hate to do this to you, but I sure thought it was Easter weekend. You gonna talk in your phone? April 5th.

[J.D.]

Damn it.

[Bob]

That is Easter.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was wrong. And you were wrong when you were coming over the hill this morning. Almost killed me.

[J.D.]

You almost killed me. You were in the middle. I went into the ditch to avoid. Did I head on with you?

[John Clay Wolf]

You did. You didn't go into the ditch.

[J.D.]

Yeah, I went in the ditch.

[John Clay Wolf]

You did a good move. You did a very quick reaction. And. And you.

[Richard Rollins]

You.

[J.D.]

You just plowed right through. I own this ranch. I don't care.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you leaned hard to the right. You got over quick. And I got over too. But it was after you got over. Yeah.

[J.D.]

Yeah. After you passed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your reaction time was better than my reaction.

[J.D.]

Kept us from dying. What a way to go too. On a dirt road. Head on with John Clay Wolf.

[Bob]

You know why that Dodge Cummins that happened? Because John was not in his typical rig. Because when John's coming in his typical rig.

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah.

[Bob]

It's like Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Come in the mothership bar of lights and like the whole horizon lights up. You're like, oh my God. Aliens. No, that's John Clay Wolf.

[J.D.]

Of the hundreds and hundreds of times I've come down that road. I've only run into person one time.

[John Clay Wolf]

You today. And I tell my kids and everybody, like, get your ass over slow when you're going over those hilltops. And I just never expected anybody coming over this morning at 6. 30 in the morning.

[J.D.]

30 in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it was you. It was me, yeah.

[Kyle]

Video guy. Kyle, what's the speed limit? You've been told many times, speed limit is 35.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was going 35.

[J.D.]

You were doing 80.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've seen him speeding too much. And. And I thought about. I thought about it when it was. When this happened. I said if that was Kyler would have been a wreck.

[J.D.]

There may have been because he Drive

[John Clay Wolf]

he almost had on me going down to 144 one day. Do you remember that, Kyle? Wait, y', all, we're doing, like, 40 down that curve. There's, like, an S curve, but you were in the middle. You were in the middle. I got over quick. I did, too. There was no scrapage. Hey, this. You need to be driving this Lotus that's out in the shop because it drives like it's on rails. You probably never saw a Pretty Woman movie, did you? I don't know how to respond to that. Well, I just teed you up, you for the Lotus thing that you asked me during the break. Oh, okay.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the Lotus doesn't really start. Okay. He doesn't do much.

[J.D.]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Kyle]

We're not sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did it start when it came off the trailer? We bought it in, like, Austin or something. It's gorgeous. I wasn't there when it came off the trailer.

[Kyle]

When I got here, it was in the garage.

[John Clay Wolf]

You didn't have to be there. Did Mike tell you? Did it drive?

[Kyle]

Mechanic Mike?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I mean, he said it rolled off

[John Clay Wolf]

the trailer, so it did not start. I don't know. Okay, well, that'd be interesting. I mean, if you're gonna come over to me during the break and ask me about the Lotus. Anyway, you asked me. Here's what we're doing, young man. You asked me during the break when I'm getting the show ready during the commercials. Hey, did you talk to that Lotus? You were talking a lot better than you are now. And you say. I said, let's talk about this on the air so I can explain to the listeners the answer instead of just wasting it on you. Well, I was just wondering if you ever got it started. No, I've never tried to start. But what. What you said, when you turn the key on, the battery was dead. Y' all charged it up. The lights and the dash are coming on, but it's not kicking the starter, correct? Yes. Okay. What I have learned is that 9,000% of the time, cars that sit get dead cells, and it changes the overall voltage. So when y' all tried to charge it, did you put a jumper on it? A jumper box? No. Okay.

[Kyle]

We put it on, like, the 200amp, like, starting crank thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

When we tried to start it, that. That's it. But if you put a jumper box on it, leave it on for a little bit, a lot of times, that will replace those dead cells in the system, and it will get it to the proper voltage. So during a break, if. Now that we've brought this up. If you'll go outside and put a jumper box on it, let it sit for a while, we'll go try it after the show, and then we'll know if we've got a dead battery problem, a dead cell problem, or a bad starter problem.

[J.D.]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That work for you?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Richard Rollins]

All right.

[Bob]

I can't wait to be around that, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which is which?

[Bob]

Which Lotus do you have?

[John Clay Wolf]

God. Is a 93 Esprit Turbo. It's gorgeous.

[J.D.]

Beautiful.

[Bob]

All I think about is. I think is it's the Spy who Loved Me.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was it?

[Bob]

James Bond had the Lotus Esprit that he drove underwater.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. And the wheels tucked in.

[Bob]

Just badass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Does it do that?

[J.D.]

Does your Lotus?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes. But you've got to have 12 volts in the battery for the whole underwater mechanism.

[Bob]

We're doing that today, cowboy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bob]

We're gonna look at those bass right in the eyes and say, let's party.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's nothing that tickles my loins more than these supercars from the 80s and the 90s. Not that that was a supercar, but. But, yeah, like that Diablo, this Lotus, I mean, they're just. They just bring back so many memories. Yeah. Oh.

[Richard Rollins]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why are you talking Japanese?

[Bob]

You said loin, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, loins. Well, I wanted to say something else, but I didn't want to get in trouble.

[J.D.]

John Craig will say tikara.

[Bob]

He's rolling.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of that, that was some pretty good Chinese food you made last night.

[Bob]

I'm glad you like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Yeah, it was good.

[Bob]

Excellent day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, why didn't y' all play before the kid at the Roadhouse last night?

[Bob]

I don't know, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo and Paul play every Friday night at the Roadhouse. Now that the time has changed, I think you need to move it up an hour later.

[Bob]

Well, I don't.

[Richard Rollins]

I, I.

[Bob]

To this point, I have not managed that, but I know who does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who does manage it?

[Bob]

Well, Paul does. I just do what Paul says. He tells me when.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, ask him about it. Don't just complain to me. Go to the source.

[Bob]

I didn't complain to you. You're complaining to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

You did. Underhanding, complaining. Lesson. Hey, man, all I'm gonna do, I have decision fatigue. All I'm gonna put in the hospital

[Bob]

is play the Weight by the band first and London Homesick Blues by Gary P. Nun last. And everything in the middle is just magical.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, there's a guy that runs that place, and his name is Reggie Ferguson. Reggie Ferguson. He walks around a Cowboy hat. And I've known him all my life. And if you will go complain to him, then he takes complaints a lot

[Bob]

better than I. I'll hit him up.

[Richard Rollins]

I just.

[Bob]

I'm not much of a complainer. But let me tell you this.

[John Clay Wolf]

But when I come in here to sit down and have my Friday night two beers with you, when I'm on the end of my drunk, I don't want to hear the complaints.

[Bob]

I don't complain.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, you do.

[Bob]

Not about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. No, you do it subliminally. You're telling me about a problem that you want not fixed. And you're doing it very tongue in cheek. And I'm sitting there half cocked on the couch and it's 11:30 at night, and that's just not when I want to hear it.

[Bob]

I think you've forgotten the subject that we were talking about. It wasn't about what time we were going on.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were pissy because a 16 year old kid went on after you.

[Bob]

No, you were pissy because a 16 year old kid went on after.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. You said.

[Bob]

I didn't even think about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You touched it. And then I said, why did they put.

[Bob]

Are you watching this, Charlie? I'm gonna need. I'm gonna need a witness later because this is obviously not the kind of thing that I bring up and do.

[Kyle]

I'm confused because maybe you're wanting to open for stoning LaRue April 4th. Is that what you're trying to say?

[Bob]

I wouldn't mind that a bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. will you go and we can do that?

[Bob]

Paul and I are almost where we could do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think y' all should do that. Pablo, will you open for Stoney LaRue at the Walnut Springs Road?

[Bob]

Absolutely. For how much? We play Bob Segers against the Wind. Paul plays it and I sing it and I play harmonica.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bob]

And I think it's like when we play that song, it tickled my rings.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D.]

By the way, if you want tickets for Stoney larue, go to walnutspringsrally.com we already sold 127 as of showtime today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect. Be right back. Leaving the river in the back of Brad's truck Asked you a couple of times and you said it was all right let's go rooting around the river.

Yo, we're back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Taking over your radio every Saturday morning.

[J.D.]

Hit him up.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-RADIO. Check out the [e-mail] or John Claywolf.com.

did y' all see the video we put out last week. We put out a new YouTube video every week. Week at noon.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the number one comment on the video was about a little thing I. Welcome to your Peloton Pilates era. Built on precision, backed by results and trusted by over 2 million members. Experienced instructors with true Pilates expertise, offering classes for every level from foundational to powerfully challenging. Choose from 10 to 45 minute sessions with little to no equipment, anytime, anywhere. And with the cross training swivel screen, you can move seamlessly from cardio to mat press Pilates. Small moves, big impact. Find out [e-mail] Pilates said about an RX7 and I wanted y' all to tell me if you think it's in bad taste. It's just the way I was just talking. Sure. To Scott Gray on the other end of the phone.

[Kyle]

I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm looking at 70 cars in Alabama.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Most of them are junk and I'm not. I haven't bought junk in a long time. And there was a junk RX7. Here's the.

[J.D.]

Here's video did pretty well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, here's. Here's the clip from the video.

[Richard Rollins]

There's another RX7.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a dog. What's a dog worth? It's sitting outside.

[Richard Rollins]

100 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's worth 500. You just said so the dog was yours. I hear you, but. Yeah, I don't think you kept it. These are actually is the hippies and the queers have gotten into them lately. All right.

[J.D.]

There's also behind the scenes stuff that doesn't make the video. Do you know this one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Cut number seven Oldsmobile Cutlass, 81 model.

[Richard Rollins]

Cutlass frame white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they. They painted the front grill white like a European model. My buddy pulled up in one of these with his girlfriend and he was in. He was 17. We're in high school. He had a hot big breasted gal roll up in one of these. It was about. It was his uncle's friend. She was 15 years older than us. Had two car seats in the back. He was hitting it. They took that out. They. They took the high school part. It didn't make sense. There was a lot of comments on that too. But. But they also clipped some other out. She had. So we're like 18 and this gal rolls up in this Cutlass that Sullins is hitting it.

[Richard Rollins]

It.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's his uncle's ex girlfriend. Jesus. And she's a good looking stripper. Good looking. But she's got two car seats in the back and I was like, oh man. I was busting on his balls. It was awesome. And then we. The deeper we got. She had a little touch of the herbs.

[Bob]

Ah, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he was convincing me of how she had convinced him that she knows how it's under control when the. When the gate is open and when the gate is closed.

[J.D.]

Gotcha.

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's high risk poker.

[J.D.]

That is very high risk. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Literally poker for an 18 year old.

[J.D.]

I know when it's breaking out. No, you don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. I've never dealt with the herbs.

[J.D.]

Nor have I. I think you have. I have never ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't say you had them. I said have you ever navigated around the.

[J.D.]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Never have.

[J.D.]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to have a chart and a gps.

[Bob]

I count myself damn lucky for where I've been.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Honestly, I've never. I've never encountered that either.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, no gal with the 81 Cutlass with two car seats in the back that I think was a stripper on the side that was having an affair with an 18 year old high school boy that was dating his uncle at one time.

[Kyle]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then the uncle got drunk and he found out about it and they fought and he whipped his uncle's ass.

[Richard Rollins]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this there was more to that story. Do you have.

[Bob]

Anyway, that particular friend of yours, though he's funny, is a goer dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a sport stories. He's the best.

[Bob]

He's a goer.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's the goer.

[Bob]

He's a sport. Wink, wink, wink.

[John Clay Wolf]

Florida News. And he lives in Florida now, which makes sense.

[J.D.]

It's perfect place for him.

[Bob]

And now from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, JD Rock.

[J.D.]

Okay, Florida woman, she has been arrested.

[Richard Rollins]

What?

[J.D.]

No way. Calling 91 1. She called 911 when she was in line at McDonald's because she got her order wrong. So of course she called the police. Then of course she walked into the restaurant to make a big. Yeah, I know. You call the cops. I didn't get my fries. Here's part of the 911 call and it's actually kind of fun. Do you remember this sheriff we deal with from time to time? Polka do County Sheriff Grady Judd. Oh yeah, his McPun filled rundown of what happened. Cut five.

[John Clay Wolf]

They have it ready, but because it

[J.D.]

was a special order, they confused some

[John Clay Wolf]

things and they asked her. Pull up to 1 to 3.

[Bob]

We'll fix it for you really quick.

[J.D.]

Well, she got McMad I'm at McDonald.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm five months pregnant. I want my money. They trying to treat me at my money. I don't know what was wrong with her that night.

[J.D.]

I don't know if she was, like, two fries short of a happy Meal, but she created a McMass.

[John Clay Wolf]

She pulls her shirt up.

[J.D.]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a little twerk on the way out.

[J.D.]

God, Twerking. Five months pregnant. I want my fries.

[Richard Rollins]

Wow.

[J.D.]

Crazy, crazy, crazy. You know what? Give me the vin. We do a lot of great things for our customers. We. We beat our competitors on prices all the time, but what we don't do is beat the actual customer.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[J.D.]

Yeah. You're say a business in Florida won't say the name of the business. It's another company that buys cars, and I won't say the Florida City, but in this particular office, this customer got into a scuffle with the buyer, and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's. It's. What's her name? It's a webuyinycar.com maybe.

[J.D.]

We don't say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't care.

[J.D.]

Cut number six.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chad Shipley arrived off Capitol Boulevard on January 12th to sell his sister's car, which was in his name. I was like, I'm not understanding.

[Richard Rollins]

And Baldassami says, do you understand this?

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's when he proceeded to brutally beat me up. We also reached out to the corporate office. They issued this statement saying, quote, there was an incident involving a customer and one of the branch employees. Hate speech was used towards the employee, and a physical confrontation followed.

[Richard Rollins]

There's my lip where it went through my broken teeth.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have. My front faceplate is completely fractured. What is considered a scar skull fracture in medical terms, Shipley says any allegations of him using hate speech are completely false. I'm so glad I didn't buy that company.

[J.D.]

You were gonna buy that company?

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely.

[J.D.]

Did not know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Last year, I was in deep negotiations. We had a contract, we had a deal, and then they did the end around on me in the 11th and a half hour. I was so pissed off. I was. I mean, I. I don't want to get into it.

[Bob]

Oh, that's the guy. That's the company.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob]

You were telling the story, like, a year ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob]

The guy turned on you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Like a bad dog.

[Bob]

What a. It's hard for me not to curse profusely.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. But I think that that story's old.

[Kyle]

It's recent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, there was something else that happened about a year ago, because it was like, during that time, I was like, And I called him, like, what the hell's going on at your stores? Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

Where they're beating the customers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you sure that's new?

[Bob]

What if they do it all the time?

[J.D.]

Yes, it popped up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it sure sounds like the old one.

[Richard Rollins]

It.

[J.D.]

Well, maybe they train their employees to customers.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. That's where you get in trouble. Dump. Dump.

[J.D.]

I said maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know you did, but that's. Yeah, we just had to dump J.D. wow.

[Kyle]

Jade, I've never.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the first.

[J.D.]

I think that's a first.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, then that's good. That. That's actually a good track record.

[Bob]

Language like that. Since my daddy got a carp on his trot line.

[Richard Rollins]

What?

[J.D.]

Sorry about that, guys.

[Bob]

Oh, he could.

[J.D.]

I feel bad. I should go home and think about what I've done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, just when you. When you leave and you're going over the hills, lean to the right.

[J.D.]

Almost killed me this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Kyle]

Well, yeah, we. Give me the VIN. We don't. You don't have that experience. In fact, we are looking for somebody in Philadelphia. We're looking for a tire for our office in Fort Washington.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the guy that beat up the guy, we don't want him.

[Kyle]

No, we don't want that. No. We want somebody that's calm, that works with employee, with customers and doesn't threaten to beat them up at all. So, yeah, go ahead and [e-mail].

[John Clay Wolf]

we are not webuy anycar.com. i promise you that. So we need a Philadelphia buyer inspector.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought we already had one.

[Kyle]

Not yet. Now, Philly, some.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to JCW, go to givemetheven.com. click careers. We're hiring in Philadelphia. And where. What. What city is it in Fort Washington. How far is that from, like, downtown or King of Russia?

[Kyle]

King of Prussia is like 10 minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's damn near King of Russia. Yeah, yeah. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Larry, you're heading to a Toyota dealer. What's the better trim to buy for resale value? Tacoma TRD off road or 5 speed TRD Pro? I think that's an interesting question. I'm gonna go for five speed TRD Pro. I didn't. Because there's so few of them made. Do they have one?

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah, we're setting up one right now. My buddy has a Vietnamese restaurant, and one of the managers comes in and told him to come and see one of his guys. And we drove all the Way up from Tampa.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are y' all in a five speed or automatic?

[Richard Rollins]

He's gonna go for that six speed manual is what he wants to do. He wants to get that TRD off road.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what he needs to do.

[Richard Rollins]

Trim. I was trying. I was trying to convince him to get the TRD Pro just because it's a flagship model and they got the fancier colors. And I figured the fancier colors might get you a couple more. A few more thousand.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that when he gets ready to sell that truck with a stick in it, it's going to be more desirable than one that's an automatic it because there's not many of them out there. I think that's a good move. And it will cost less.

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah. That's for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he owns a Vietnamese restaurant. Is he a Vietnamese fellow?

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah, his parents are from Vietnam.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet you. So he. He would Saigon deli bring your 5 speed or 6 speed man. Daniel deciding on deli for cars and cats. He doesn't have cars and coffee. He's got cars and cats. Bring your cat.

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're looking for the Meridian Barbecue is in October. We'll be right back.

[Richard Rollins]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. What's this?

Afro Man? It's on the is he's on YouTube.

[Kyle]

And you haven't been paying attention to Afroman case.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know nothing.

[Bob]

I had to ask you. JD has got the regular news story of. Of what happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

This week the Grammy nominated rapper Afraid Afroman. He's really Grammy.

[Bob]

You know Afro Man.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bob]

I had to ask.

[J.D.]

He won a defamation lawsuit filed against seven Ohio sheriff deputies that basically they came into his house, had a warrant and he has security video. Okay. Guys coming in and what they did while they got in there, kicked the door down. They look.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did he do wrong?

[J.D.]

They said he had marijuana for sale.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get out of here.

[J.D.]

And then he. And that. Well, he was. There was no marijuana house. And they said he had somebody. There was somebody about kidnapping. And he's just.

[John Clay Wolf]

What part of the south was this in?

[Kyle]

It's not the South.

[Bob]

Ohio.

[Kyle]

Really.

[J.D.]

No charges were filed over the race. So he took the security video and turned it into a rap song. And then they filed suit against him saying you can't do that. And he's like, it's my video. You're in my house. I can my video doing it. And he won. Actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would think he would have won.

[J.D.]

Here's cat number three, Mike.

[Richard Rollins]

So what they did Searching your house

[Kyle]

gave you the right to do everything you.

[Bob]

Under the circumstance that I got freedom of speech after they run around my house with guns and kick down my

[John Clay Wolf]

door, I got the right to kick a can in my backyard, use my

[Bob]

freedom of speech, turn my bad times into a good time. Yes, I do. And I think I'm a sport for doing so because I don't go to their house, kick down their doors, flip them off on their surveillance cameras, then

[Richard Rollins]

try to play the victim them and sue them.

[J.D.]

It's funny.

[Bob]

Right on.

[J.D.]

You even tell the one about the. The pound cake? The yellow pound cake actually doesn't.

[Kyle]

It's Prek. We should get to him. He's got the street knowledge, doesn't he?

[J.D.]

Knowledge?

[Bob]

Prek knows the story, man.

[Kyle]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that?

[Kyle]

Where's a pre K at?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does he sing that song?

[Richard Rollins]

You are now about to witness the

[John Clay Wolf]

strength of street knowledge. That was old song. Oh yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

That's his classic hit, Because I got high and

[John Clay Wolf]

why you gotta love it?

[Kyle]

Oh, he won a Grammy or is nominated for Grammy for the song.

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah.

[Kyle]

A classic like how long ago?

[John Clay Wolf]

20 years.

[Kyle]

Oh, it's been a minute. 2000.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet Afroman's either dying or got gray hair now. Oh, yeah, yeah, he.

[Richard Rollins]

He looked good in court.

[Kyle]

He was wearing an American flag suit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, tracksuit.

[Kyle]

But yeah, the. The officers rated his home, you know, causing a. Of bunch of property damage and taking some cash, some of which went missing. You know, apparently no evidence was found, no charges. But yeah, he got him on Candid camera. Afroman started dropping these disc videos and blasting the sheriffs to cover damages from the raid, you know, including a broken gate and door. So, yeah, let's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's hear a couple of the first

[Kyle]

tracks that he dropped. We got 3.2 with the pound cake. Yeah, so this was. So there's an officer when he breaks in, right? The officer break in and there's a pound cake sitting on the table.

[J.D.]

Big fat officer, by the way, he's

[Kyle]

got a gun drawn when you watch this video. And he looks down at the cake while the gun's run.

[John Clay Wolf]

He does it again like, hey, that looks pretty tasty.

[Kyle]

So Afroman made a song about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Adams county sheriff kicked down my door. Then I heard the glass spray.

[Bob]

They found no kidnapping victims, just some lemon pound cake.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mama's lemon pound cake. It tastes so nice. It made the sheriff wanna put down his gun and cut him up.

[Kyle]

So he's making these songs and this is what made these officers want to sue him because of this. Yeah.

[J.D.]

Has he had another hit since 2000? When I got high. So this really regenerated his career.

[Bob]

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

[J.D.]

Come on.

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah. Did that.

[Kyle]

And then he did the My Doors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Help me repair my game. What a difference you made in my life. Ronnie Millsap My door.

[J.D.]

Did you find what you was looking for?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, what a difference you made.

[Kyle]

And so it goes on. Doesn't he. He does there more. Yeah, yeah, a lot.

[J.D.]

It's like a whole album.

[Kyle]

Yeah, there was one that he's talking about screwing a sheriff's wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uhoh, uhoh. Really?

[Kyle]

Oh yeah, yeah, that's where this is the song called. What is it called? The Walters.

[Richard Rollins]

Right?

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah. So does it paint you in a false light?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. That my wife is cheating on me with Mr. Foreman. But we all know that's not true, correct?

[J.D.]

I don't know.

[Richard Rollins]

Randy Walters is the son of a. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why his wife ain't got filthy rich. Wow.

[Kyle]

So all these songs are played in court.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did anybody have a straight face? No.

[Kyle]

I don't know how they did. At one point the lawyer, his Afroman's lawyer at one point says how can you take this guy seriously? Look at him. And he's in a all American like flag. Flag suit. The whole thing was a freedom of speech, obviously.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Kyle]

And now they're like trying to take his freedom of speech away and he's like, look, dude, this is all satire. I can do whatever I want with this.

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

And of course he wins, which is great.

[John Clay Wolf]

America up. We did it. Freedom of speech.

[J.D.]

Right on, right on, right on, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rest in peace, Chuck Norris. The Afroman trials killed him.

[Kyle]

Yeah. I guess news is a little light right now, right? Everybody's tired of the bombings.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh man. Hey, this coming up Sunday, cars, coffee, quesadillas, Walnuts Springs at meet at the GMTV garage, 9 o'. Clock. Join our Facebook page Jonkely Wolf show for more details. This will be the third time we did it. We're gonna walk over to the Walnut Springs Roadhouse for breakfast right after and then we'll go for a drive.

[Bob]

Well, that's getting to be a. That's getting to be a really cool crowd.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it was. It was really impressive. We gotta get those streets paved down here better. I mean they're there, but they're. Anyway, I'll skip that. I just want. You know. You watch the movie Cars? Sure. What did Speed McQueen do? He repaved the streets.

[J.D.]

Sure. First thing.

[Bob]

That's my job Never seen that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've never seen the movie Cars and

[Bob]

I don't have to watch that crap anymore, dude. My kids are grown and gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's actually the. The one that I liked. I'd make them watch it. I liked it a lot. I watched it again this week.

[Bob]

Some of those cartoons are cool, but, I mean, I don't get high anymore, man. I just watched Godfather again.

[John Clay Wolf]

I drove through Arizona this week on a family trip.

[Bob]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I got to relive it. The drive from Flagstaff to Sedona. Yeah. Is unbelievable. And then we went up that next morning, went to the Grand Canyon. Took the kids to the Grand Canyon. Have any of y' all ever been to the Grand Canyon?

[J.D.]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you've done it.

[J.D.]

I didn't do the helicopter tour like you did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do you have to be such a prick?

[J.D.]

Why is that being a prank?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's just. I mean, that was a baba move.

[J.D.]

Oh, how in the hell was that a baba move?

[Kyle]

It is a different view from just standing in the ledge like I've done before, too, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

yeah. And I was trying to just be cool and normal.

[J.D.]

Well, maybe you don't put the video up on Facebook for everybody to see it. Then maybe you just tell us quietly

[Bob]

it wasn't just a helicopter. It was a helicopter trip with caviar and free condoms.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's not true.

[Bob]

You pay the premium.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the best $400 I've ever spen in my life.

[J.D.]

You to tell us what it costs.

[Bob]

They say it is telling you because

[John Clay Wolf]

you set it up, made it sound like it's some gazillion dollar deal.

[J.D.]

A lot of people take the helicopter. A lot of people take the helicopter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. There's a lot of tour helicopters. That's part of their gig. And I'm telling you, my wife and I agree. That is the coolest thing we have ever done. If you're going to buy a 400 concert ticket, skip it and do this.

[J.D.]

Do this.

[Bob]

Would you say it changed your life? I've heard that. That numerous times from numerous people. I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I believe in Mars now.

[Richard Rollins]

Okay.

[J.D.]

Because it looks so much like you

[John Clay Wolf]

feel like you're flying over Mars. You really do.

[Bob]

Yeah. Those glaciers slid through that part of the world just right. I mean, they made something.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was neat. It was in. In the drive from there to, like, Sedona is over the top. Cool. Page. Arizona over the top cool. That is. I'm kind of turning into an Arizona head. That. That's. I always love Colorado.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just been in my soul because my mom lived there.

[Bob]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, man, this.

[Bob]

That.

[John Clay Wolf]

That landscape in the right part of Arizona.

[Bob]

And helicopters a lot better, too, JD because, like, I remember the Brady Bunch got lost in the Grand Canyon.

[J.D.]

Yes, they did. You know, good point.

[Bob]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old are you?

[Bob]

56. Half of 112.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did you go to the Grand Canyon to where you do the Overlook?

[J.D.]

Yeah, we just did the Overlook.

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

And I've flown over several times in jets.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't see much in jets.

[J.D.]

No, you don't see anything compared to

[John Clay Wolf]

what you see being under the rim.

[J.D.]

They used to walk down into it with a group of people. I could like a tour.

[John Clay Wolf]

There is a village of about 400 Indians that live down there that you have to walk, God, 18 miles.

[J.D.]

Yeah, it was to get to.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the helicopter tour company brings them supplies in their mail.

[J.D.]

That's pretty cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Havasuian. Like Lake Havasu. I don't know. There's a group of Indians. Really? And I don't mean like Indiana or. Or over there.

[J.D.]

Havasu Indians.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like real Indians that still live an Indian lifestyle in the bottom of the Grand Canyon.

[Bob]

Yep.

[J.D.]

The Havasupial people are Native Americans living in the Grand Canyon and have been for the last 800 years.

[Richard Rollins]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

One of them is screwed a cousin

[J.D.]

yet their name means people of the blue green water. Havasu.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. There you go.

[Bob]

Amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

You learned something here today. We'll be right back. Stay tuned for more learning. And you can also go to jcwshow.com cars calls. Oh, that's next.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God. Y' all gonna work me. Okay. Calling 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. Eight hundred, eight hundred radio. Call in, give me year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. After this music break, we're going to come back with a quick dial a deal on the car calls, and I'll bid your car on behalf of America's best car buyer. Give me the VIN, like, VIN number. Givemetheven.com if you don't want to call into the radio and you want to sell your car, just go to givemetheven.com and our computer will auto bid your car based off its license plate, and then a buyer will text you. And we actually. The difference between us and everybody else, we negotiate because there are really good cars out there, and the computer can't tell that. And there's really bad cars out there, and the computer can't tell that either. So we. We want to take a look, See? We'll be right back.

[Kyle]

Big hands.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know you're the one. I'm worth a lot more. I'm worth a lot more. I'm worth more. You know what? You're right. @givemethevin.com, you are worth more and your car's worth more. And we want to pay more at Give me the vin. Because good cars are worth more and so are you. For top price, trust and ease of transaction. Give me the vin dot com. America's best car buyer. And remember, if we don't beat a deal from carvana or carmax, we'll pay you 100 bucks.

[Bob]

Sell us your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin.com.

[Bob]

so easy. You can do it in your.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show, presented by givemethevit.com. hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show.

Mitch in Oklahoma. Oh, no. A 2018 Chrysler 300, eight cylinder.

[Richard Rollins]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

67,000 miles. It's the.

[Richard Rollins]

The only 67,000. Garage cat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a black. Is it a C or an S? Is it a C or an S?

[Richard Rollins]

I'm not sure. How would I tell.

[John Clay Wolf]

It should say it on the ass end. But you sure it's an eight cylinder? Because it says here L and L is a six cylinder. There's a Touring L that's a six cylinder.

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah, no, it's a V8.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Anyway, we'll just go V8. We'll just go with the C. And it's got 67,000 miles on it. What do you want for it?

[Richard Rollins]

Garage cat, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's nice?

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah, it's nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want for it,

[Kyle]

man?

[Richard Rollins]

I don't know. I was thinking it's somewhere in the 20s. I honestly got on the. Well, yeah, it's a nice car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Richard Rollins]

I'm an Oklahoma. Listen, Oklahoma. You know how we are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hard ass Oklahoma. You are the dumbass of the day. If you want something that starts with a 2 for that car, it's too much. Okay. It's just. I mean, I. I pulled up when I saw Oklahoma calling in. I got my stuff together, so I wanted to know what I was getting into. Average the auction Market on It's 15, 6.

[Richard Rollins]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you being a good old fashioned hard ass Oklahoma, there's no way you're gonna take that. Everybody stupid, right?

[Richard Rollins]

So. Hey, sell that bitch. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you do. Are you gonna sell it?

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah, that's what I cited last night. I'll do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Load it up. And you give me the vid.com on the show.

[Richard Rollins]

Yep, we'll do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean that's all I'm gonna get for it. But just because you're being reasonable and you're. You're a good leader for the other people in Oklahoma. I'm just gonna go and give you what I can sell it for. Fifteen, six. I'll buy it. All right, Go to. Give me the vin.com.

[Richard Rollins]

i love you, John. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir.

[Kyle]

Was that a reasonable Oklahoma guy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's. I'm scared.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I am too. Something's wrong with that car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Something's wrong. Mac in Memphis. 07 FJ Cruiser crawler 140,000 miles. But it really. I mean, is it like a. Like a rock crawler, completely modified?

[Richard Rollins]

No. So what this is is I bought it new in 2007. And you know how they have certain companies that they. They put the special custom packages on it? Yep. So what? You know it. I've got the name as.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Richard Rollins]

I've got a little pamphlet for it. But so they actually call it the F.J. crawler package.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Richard Rollins]

It's got the Arb, you know, again from factory. So the heavy Arb bumpers, pro comp wheels, tires, you know, and had a 3 inch old man emu lift. So it's. I had done anything to it. It's kind of how it came.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average rough or clean,

[Richard Rollins]

it's. It's really good shape. My thing is with 145, my next thing, if I'm doing anything to it is probably because I've never had to do anything to it. I probably wanna.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a Toyota. You're not supposed to do anything to it.

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah. Oh no, I'm not. I do the same thing that's already on there. But yeah, like I said, if anything, it's time. I'm gonna get 140. I'd probably put, you know, I put new shocks.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give you 10,000 probably.

[Richard Rollins]

Okay. That's what I was asking. I just curious. I'm gonna hold on to it for that. I probably should have told you about my other one, so. This one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Richard Rollins]

I appreciate it, but I'll hold out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. What did he just say?

[Kyle]

I don't know. That's what I was trying to figure out.

[John Clay Wolf]

He kind of reminded me of when I asked Scott on the IT team of when the new system was going to be ready. I didn't. It was very. The whole thing. You couldn't put a finger on what he was saying.

[Kyle]

There was nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably gonna hold on to it for that. Maybe. Should have told you about the other one.

[Kyle]

Yeah. So it's not selling it.

[John Clay Wolf]

140,000 mile FJ Cruiser, 10,000 bucks. Yeah, that's. I think these cars, that car particularly, I think that that one is never. It's not going down in value from where it is right now. I think it'll do nothing but go up.

[Kyle]

They're pretty cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Be right back. Go to givemetheven.com if you want to sell yours. Give me the VIN. Vin.com. Yeah.

Some people say syndicated shows aren't that good because they don't have that local feel.

[Richard Rollins]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you don't skyrocket to the number one weekend spot by sucking.

[Richard Rollins]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

The largest radio show and fastest growing podcast, the John Clay Wolf Show. Go to jcwshow.com kids.

Kids today, they can't even form a sentence correctly. They can't. Every kid I meet puts the preposition at the end of the sentence. It drives me nuts. They come up to me, scoop me. Where the bathroom at?

[Richard Rollins]

The what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where the bathroom at? I'm thinking, where's your English teacher at?

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show. Broadcasting on air online anywhere you are with a smartphone and an Internet connection, the number one weekend morning show in America. Check out the podcast jcwshow.com Former Central

Valley High School teacher McKenna Kindred has finally completed terms of her probation sentence after being convicted of engaging in an improper relationship with a 17 year old student.

[Bob]

Yeah, good old.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, wait, wait. Including to what the teen referred to as a marathon session that went on four hours. Ironically, none of the news reports go to the heart of the story as well as comedian Paul Nardizzi. O teacher cut two. This teacher was banging her 17 year old student in the state of Washington.

[Richard Rollins]

She got caught because as usual, she

[John Clay Wolf]

left a complete trail of breadcrumbs leading

[Richard Rollins]

directly to her vagina.

[John Clay Wolf]

The mother of the 17 year old

[Richard Rollins]

said it was very traumatic for her

[John Clay Wolf]

son and he's just trying to get

[Richard Rollins]

refocused and he's struggling to get back

[Bob]

to ordinary life, which is overwhelming evidence

[Richard Rollins]

for the police that kids are still lying of their mothers.

[J.D.]

Yeah, I'm struggling. I'm just struggling to get back.

[Bob]

It's a crazy deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you have firsthand experience of a teacher student affair in your high school, I don't want to hear about middle school. That's too creepy. But high school. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Bob, do you have any.

[J.D.]

I do.

[Bob]

I was talking to JD Earlier. I think small towns may.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Because I have none, you know, have more of this. But I. I could be wrong about that. But, yeah. Yes, I do.

[Richard Rollins]

There.

[Bob]

There was a student older than me, my sister's age, and she had a deal that I think went on for a while before anybody knew about it, with the physical science teacher in the high school. And she became with child.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Kyle]

Oh, hey.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Proof facts.

[Bob]

I mean, that. That happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what did they do?

[Bob]

Well, I think he found another job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bob]

Eventually, I don't think they just ran him out on a rail.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bob]

And she had a beautiful baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

And did they continue on and carry on?

[Bob]

No, no, not to my knowledge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he a good dad? Did he pay his child support? I really don't pick him up on Sundays and take him to the park.

[Bob]

See, nobody talked about that part. And there was a junior high band director, okay? He came in when I was, like, a junior in high school. So junior high band director and the high school band director, they collate a lot because it's almost like the athletic program. Those kids are coming up through the program.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bob]

He showed up in town every bit of 55 years old, okay, With a smoking hot young wife that was 22 that he'd been with for five years because he discovered her while she was in high school in his high school band. Now he's down. Yeah. Now, this guy, he was. He was, I mean, my height or a little less. Maybe one of his legs was longer than the other. He wore a special shoe, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like special ed. Like he would. Like he had a long leg.

[Bob]

Yes, absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because her dad beat him.

[Bob]

This was not a. This was not a. A. A pretty guy, okay? It's not like you or me, okay? You know, not ugly.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what did the girl look like?

[Bob]

And you think to yourself, how in the world did he catch her? But it doesn't matter that the stigma ran him out of town. He had to go find another job somewhere else. Because what he's thinking is, okay, I've. I've stepped down in my occupation. I've stepped down in my career path. Yeah, but I get to bang this every night. Would I trade my life for that? Yes. Yes, I would. He decided.

[J.D.]

Yeah, I guess he did.

[Bob]

That was a deal. And there was another deal with, like, a gym teacher in high school, and she had some kind of thing with more than one of the basketball players on the varsity team.

[J.D.]

More than one.

[Bob]

And she was suddenly Gone on a Monday day.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a lot of calls that just came in. Very bad.

[Bob]

Did this happen in your school?

[John Clay Wolf]

Memphis, Tennessee. You got one?

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah, I got one. Hit it. All right. So I had a soccer coach who is also the English teacher. And he has married two different former students.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how's that working out for him?

[Richard Rollins]

Well, it didn't work out for the first one, but he got married last summer. I follow him on Facebook book. It's kind of crazy that his last two marriages have been former students.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does he control the comments on Facebook like. Or does he leave up the. The haters now?

[Richard Rollins]

People are pretty, pretty nice about it. He was an awesome teacher. So he just had that kind of personality.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, El Paso.

[Richard Rollins]

Okay, that's crazy. That's like the movie. Was that the Adam Sandler one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, did he have.

[Richard Rollins]

That's my boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Nashville, I got you right now. Go ahead, spit it out.

[Richard Rollins]

So my middle school basketball coach was living on a private or private school where he was a coach. And my friend who was my age in middle school, ninth grade, always would have a headache and go up to his house because she had a headache. So she just had to go rest.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just cleared up my next question when you said she.

[Bob]

Thank you.

[Richard Rollins]

Are you with me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. More than you know.

[Richard Rollins]

Everybody. Everybody knew what was going on even back in the 70s. And the wildest thing is, is they got married and to this day they are still married.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many years between them, roughly?

[Richard Rollins]

Oh, well, he was a basket. He was probably in his 35. Probably 35. Ish.

[Bob]

Wow.

[Richard Rollins]

She was in ninth grade and you know, this would happen in a different state, but I'm still really struggling not to say names. You never know. But. But I. I'll be damned. I mean, darned, they are.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll be damned too. Houston, Texas, real quick. You got one?

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah, I got one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit it.

[Richard Rollins]

So about 20, 20 years ago, my ex wife was a high school teacher at the ALC center in Houston or a leaf. And she allegedly had a relationship with one of her students. Couldn't prove he was 18 at the time, so they removed her from the classroom. But she was impregnated by him, had a child by him. He married her and of course we ended up. I was married to her at the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of coach was he?

[Richard Rollins]

And now she was a teacher.

[John Clay Wolf]

So yeah, she.

[Richard Rollins]

The alternative learning center. She was a teacher and he was a student. And so your.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your wife was impregnated by a student and then what did. Were you did you stay married long enough for the kid to come out?

[Richard Rollins]

We were still married because it was all pending. It was a legal thing. The child came out and let's just say I'm fairly Caucasian. My wife is Caucasian. The child was not. And I had to pay for the test to prove he was not mine. And everyone in the room knew that this was not in question. Anyway, it's a long, long story, but that's the gist of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you win the contest for the best story of the day. This real quick though. Jesse In Pittsburgh has one. Hit it, Jesse.

[Richard Rollins]

Yes, sir. I was 15 and I was on the swim team and I hooked up with swim coach, art teacher and she was 42 and she came at me hard. Man.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long did this go on? This is first hand. I like this, this guy. He was the per. Or he was probably.

[Richard Rollins]

It was probably five months.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how did it end?

[Richard Rollins]

It. It ended because she quit and moved to another city.

[John Clay Wolf]

But was she married?

[Richard Rollins]

She was not at the time. But I. I kept wanting them to put a statue of me out. Out front.

[Kyle]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you for sharing your story.

[Richard Rollins]

All right, brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars. The radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com.

[Richard Rollins]

Foreign.

[John Clay Wolf]

Studios. America's largest weekend morning show, the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free 800-800-RADIO. Check out the podcast at jcwshow.com or john claywolf.com thanks for making us number one. Damn, it feels good to say that. And now, senor Juan Clay Wolf.

Hey, don't we owe a shout out to somebody? Birthday Town and country, Oklahoma. Dude. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob]

You remember that?

[J.D.]

We do actually. You know, we get a lot of calls and you, you talk to a lot of different people. You remember this guy? Let's play the call first cut. Number eight, Mike.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nick in Oklahoma you have an 04 Chrysler Town and Country with a 200,000 miles on it.

[Richard Rollins]

185, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

185. You want 6,000? Since I'm always losing on things. Things you figured I could lose on this one?

[Richard Rollins]

Well, yeah, I figure so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dinner today. Thank you. Just book it to me. I'm in a great mood. I lied. Yeah. What's his birthday shout out?

[J.D.]

Yes, it is actually. That's Nick. It's his birthday. His wife sent us a letter. Good afternoon, John. Love the show. My husband Nick called the show. I'd like to know, would you wish him a happy birthday? It's his Birthday. Do you charge for that, John? If So, how much?

[John Clay Wolf]

$5.

[J.D.]

I just think it would be any. He would absolutely love it. He watches you every Saturday, as do I with our two boys. They are 12 and 23. They watch the show with us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get the 12 year old out of there.

[J.D.]

He's got me into watching all of your reels and all your stuff. I'm currently injured and waiting for surgery. So we just sit around and watch the John Clay Wolf show. We love it. Love your whole team. I sent an email as well. Her name is Amanda.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Amanda. Happy birthday, Nick.

[Kyle]

This goes out to the 12 year old.

[John Clay Wolf]

Five bucks.

[Kyle]

It's a fun sound for him.

[J.D.]

For the 12 year old.

[Bob]

That's perfect.

[J.D.]

I love that sound.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hope my 12 year old doesn't listen to me.

[Kyle]

Listen to you, period, or listen to the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got to talk about my family road trip. We don't do it right now. We'll do. We did the Griswold thing this week.

[Bob]

I saw your pictures, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's priceless.

[Richard Rollins]

It looked like a blank.

[Bob]

Do that while you can, man. I'm always telling you when, when, when that's over, that's over, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

True, true. How quick can it be over? You get in the car long enough, you're like, I want this to be over. No doubt. Go ahead. Johnny Cash. Good morning.

[Bob]

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. John. This week's mail from jail entry reads, hello fellas, I'm here in the great state of Texas in federal prison at Beaumont USP. I've spent the last few 15 years on the Bureau of Prisons country tour on Conair. Let me tell you that raggedy POS actually has duct tape on the wing. Where's all our federal taxpayers money going to? Because it sure ain't the food we eat or the schooling or quote unquote, rehabilitation. Because that's a joke in the USP high custody prisons. Don't you know.

[Richard Rollins]

Don't you know?

[Bob]

Anyways, I listen to your show every weekend. I figured I'd write to you for the Johnny Cash segment. You guys are great. Any decent American can appreciate what you bring on the air and relate. And if they don't, well, I like to say all these idiot activists, if America is so bad and Trump so awful, then leave, revoke your citizenship and beat it. Oh, that's right, they won't. Because if they go over there, I. E. The Middle east, they'd stone these idiots to death or torture them on the Internet and then behead them.

[Kyle]

Wow.

[Bob]

Just food for thought. America is the best country in the world and I am just a convict. By the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

By the way, well written convict. Yeah, right. Red bite in a literary at Johnny Cat. What the hell's going on?

[Bob]

Why are you so hard? From your fan of the show and hopefully your friend Kenny Ray Easley Beaumont usp.

[John Clay Wolf]

Congratulations, Kenny Ray. Thank you for tuning in.

[Bob]

Golly.

[John Clay Wolf]

When are we gonna go do a live at a prison? I want to do it.

[J.D.]

That would be fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

It really would.

[Bob]

I've done a couple of those, by the way.

[J.D.]

I used to take AA meetings into the Dallas County Jail. It was pretty cool. They were always very nice to us.

[Kyle]

Somebody's computer.

[Bob]

By the way folks, if you got mail from jail, you just send them on down the line to us here at P.O. box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. Zip code is 76147.

[Kyle]

Somebody a prison will have to get a hold of us and have it all set up because we're not going

[John Clay Wolf]

to do any of the setup.

[J.D.]

It's so kind. It's kind of complicated yet background check.

[John Clay Wolf]

You are in a good prison and you the our fans are at. And you want us to come to a live at your prison. I'll do it.

[Bob]

You know, being. Being on as a of a Saturday morning as you do, you ought to. It'd be easier probably to start talk to your local sheriff and see if he'd let you do it. Let you do it from county.

[Kyle]

One person in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drunk tank.

[Bob]

Be a lot of fun.

[J.D.]

Drunk tank.

[Bob]

I've been in there a time or two. Always made friends.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna do it. I want to do it right like you did it, John.

[J.D.]

Like a state prison.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like where they're slamming on the tables.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'd be fun.

[Kyle]

Blues Brothers did where they're behind cages.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I look like.

[J.D.]

They let the good guys out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, what happened with Brady yesterday? You're a sports buff. You know Tom Brady and then Logan Paul's talking all the smack. They're doing some kind of flag football today. Okay.

[Kyle]

It hadn't happened yet. Yeah, that's the flag football whatever they're doing over in Saudi. The Saudi Arabia tournament for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, a lot. A lot. So is Logan just talking smack just to be. I mean he's Hulk Hogan now. That's Hulk's dead.

[Kyle]

Yeah, well, he's in actually his brother's in the WWE and I think this is setting up because the WWE is going to be in Vegas for Wrestlemania. I Think they're setting this up to have Brady make an appearance there. It's a whole, whole thing that they're doing so. Because Brady's talking a lot of smack about, well, wrestling's fake, blah, blah, blah. And I guarantee they'll have them come out there and be a whole big thing. But Brady's trying the flag football thing's also to try to promote the Olympics when NFL players are going to actually be in or professionals will be in the Olympics as the flags. Football is going to be a summer sport.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they going to do it in the sand?

[Kyle]

I don't know if they're playing in the sand. I doubt that. It's not sand football.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's going to be extra sandlot.

[Kyle]

You can blow a knee out doing that too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then get on a camel and like, tell that camera we're gonna run down 10 steps, hang a left, and he's gonna hit me at the post.

[Kyle]

There is camel ball. Have you seen that?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Kyle]

Yes. There's camera camel soccer. You've never seen camel.

[John Clay Wolf]

The camels kick it.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Well, it's like on the mallet, basically. So it's camel polo, kind of. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is it for rich Arabs? Yes.

[Kyle]

You've never seen this?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Kyle]

Look it up. I'm introducing these new sports. Last week was partial arts.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Now it's camel ball.

[J.D.]

I've done donkey basketball.

[Kyle]

It's kind of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Where you're playing basketball. Yeah.

[Bob]

That's what I thought you were talking about was camel basketball.

[Kyle]

No, no, it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they're on camel polo.

[Bob]

It's dangerous, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

The camels run, they trot.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Yeah. But I mean, that's a lot more bouncy than a horse, man.

[Kyle]

And they'll spit at you, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will they bite?

[Kyle]

I imagine if you get close enough to one. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

There used to be one female camels. Do they have to wear a drape over their head?

[Richard Rollins]

Head.

[John Clay Wolf]

There we go.

[Kyle]

I don't know. This is a good question.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, you know, and if they don't, why don't they?

[J.D.]

We can answer that question and so much more when we come back to the John Clay Wolf show. Follow [e-mail] the video is going right

[John Clay Wolf]

now and we're going to lose a couple of, oh, time zones. Are we at the top of the hour?

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So if we're losing you on the time zone, you go to jcw. My name, John Claywolf, JCW Show. And you can continue if you're driving and just click the live audio stream or if you're sitting, you can go to the YouTube channel and watch it on video and audio. Be right back.

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Heard In Miami, Washington, D.C. q, Houston, Dallas, Nashville, Pittsburgh, Charlotte, Orlando, Cincinnati, New Orleans, Oklahoma City, Austin. And broadcasting to the rest of the world@john claywolf.com.

it's getting near dawn.

[J.D.]

Who almost got in trouble this weekend? Now you're gonna be shocked when I

[John Clay Wolf]

tell you who did.

[J.D.]

President Trump.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D.]

You're welcome.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a good cleanup. Thank you. Because the president did it.

[Kyle]

President.

[J.D.]

He welcomed the Prime Minister of Japan, Sanitaka Aichi, into the Sana Taki Achi.

[Bob]

You better watch that heavy stuff.

[J.D.]

Well, you blew the mics out.

[Kyle]

Hold on. Adjust your speakers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody

[J.D.]

into the Oval Office. And so the Prime Minister of Japan was there. What was interesting is they had some of the Japan media in the. In the room, which is unusual, of course. You know, and one of the. Actually, I'll just let.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are the chairs shorter?

[J.D.]

No, I'll let the.

[Bob]

This guy was tall.

[J.D.]

I'll let the audio speak for itself. What happened here with the Japan media and Donald Trump? You could just imagine. Cut. Number one question.

[Bob]

Why didn't you tell US allies in

[John Clay Wolf]

Europe and Asia, like Japan, about the

[Bob]

war before attacking Iran?

[John Clay Wolf]

So we are very confused about. With. Well, it's one thing. You don't want to signal too much.

[Richard Rollins]

You know what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you pause it?

[Richard Rollins]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's. What can you translate? I can understand speech impediment, Terence. Better than what I just heard.

[J.D.]

Yes. What he was saying is, how come you guys, when you attacked Iran, why didn't you give them some notice? Why did you surprise them? Why didn't you just, you know, tell everybody ahead of time?

[Kyle]

Here's his response.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Richard Rollins]

When we go in, we went in

[John Clay Wolf]

very hard and we didn't tell anybody about it because we wanted surprise.

[J.D.]

Who knows better about surprise than Japan?

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me about

[J.D.]

you believe in surprise much more so than us. That's the best audio ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how did that get him in

[J.D.]

trouble in the history. I'm just saying it just didn't get him in trouble.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just. That's fact.

[J.D.]

I know, but the left, you know, they kind of exploded.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. He's insulting the left. Not. Remember when they bombed Pearl harbor, did sun up.

[Kyle]

I don't know if it.

[Bob]

I think everybody left the left.

[J.D.]

The looney left came off the bench.

[John Clay Wolf]

They try to.

[J.D.]

Yeah, they try to everything. He could solve cancer.

[John Clay Wolf]

You didn't have to call him looney, J.D.

[J.D.]

they'd be.

[Kyle]

I never saw anybody saying it was a problem. I think everybody was like, this is funny is what they were saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, here's how we're going to do this. Okay? When y' all say things that are going to get me in trouble, I'm just going to bring it up and just. I'll just be the referee. Like, oh, we didn't mean that. We didn't mean that.

[J.D.]

Did that get you in trouble? What I just said? Okay, left. The looney left. I'm just doing that to stir up, Bob.

[Bob]

Yeah, but like, we want stand up.

[J.D.]

Oh, God, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, are you a lefty? No, sir. He's just said, oh, God, Yeah. No, sir.

[Bob]

No, no. But when you're crazy maga enough, you don't have to be.

[J.D.]

Oh, oh, am I crazy maga.

[Bob]

Pardon me, I'm in a sentence here.

[Richard Rollins]

Here.

[J.D.]

You're a loony left.

[Bob]

When you're crazy maga enough, you don't have to be a lefty for somebody to say, oh, you're not conservative enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Bob]

Because I'm not just jackass insane, like, that's not conservative here. Conservative values, J.D. okay. Fiscally responsible.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[Bob]

Family friendly policies in government don't change anything all of a sudden. That's what I am. If you want to call me a Reagan Democrat, that's what I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

Board.

[Bob]

Well, it's better than the left.

[J.D.]

The loony left. You missed the loony part, right?

[Bob]

You need to go back to civics class or something.

[J.D.]

Oh, is that where I should go, Bob something? Why don't I step outside and beat your ass?

[Bob]

Why don't you give it a shot? Why don't we do it right now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't y' all go out on the deck and. And sun your perennials.

[Bob]

Perennium.

[Kyle]

Have a sun off. Who can stay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I'll give you a hundred dollars. Oh, here we go. I've got a hundred cash in my pocket if you'll go out on the deck and sun. And sun your perennium.

[J.D.]

So I'm not going to do it.

[Bob]

He's been. He's been talking about it all morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know it.

[Kyle]

You're giving money to a guy that's got a bunch right now. JD$100. They ain't gonna. That's not. You got to give him some more than that. Come on, cuz.

[Bob]

I'll take that prek.

[Kyle]

He's got his hand up in the air. You want $100 to go sun your

[J.D.]

butt it would be much more entertaining for Prek to be out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Pre K, go do it.

[Kyle]

Can I get a G?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope, you can get a hundred. Oh, you get a hundred. You go out on the deck right now. The sun is shining bright. It's pretty. And sun your perennium for.

[Kyle]

For 20, 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, 120 seconds.

[Bob]

Oh, two minutes now. Is that an overdose?

[Richard Rollins]

J.D.

[Bob]

is that too much?

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. says you need some vitamin D. Vitamin D? A little white and pasty for a wrapper.

[J.D.]

We're having a taint off here.

[Bob]

I get my vitamin D from Doers white label.

[J.D.]

I bet you do.

[Kyle]

Well, I got an offer from Carmax for 500, so you don't have to beat that.

[Richard Rollins]

Oh,

[Bob]

you bastard.

[J.D.]

Well done.

[John Clay Wolf]

I really will. It's called a radio stunt and I'll be fine with it. And I think it's a good investment in our listeners entertainment.

[Kyle]

There's a day when I would do that, but not now.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was a day. Do y' all want to roll dice for it or something? Like hell any of us could want. So we want to take the money out of the deal and just. Just bet.

[J.D.]

Just do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just. No, we'll just like have a game. Somebody's got to do it.

[Bob]

I'm out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you?

[Bob]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not on video.

[Bob]

There's no give a damn where it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's not a camera right there.

[J.D.]

There's a camera on this side.

[John Clay Wolf]

I will show you the views of the cameras.

[J.D.]

Okay, I believe you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do believe you. That you cannot see somebody on that deck.

[Bob]

Are you almost talked into it?

[J.D.]

I'm very close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay,

[Bob]

I see you quantifying.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would like to hear your response after the perennium sun.

[J.D.]

I don't care about the money.

[Kyle]

A G is. Is intriguing to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody offered a G.

[Kyle]

I. I heard a G somewhere. Didn't you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Prey H, don't let the sun go down on your ass in this little

[Bob]

town for less than $100.

[Kyle]

This is. This is going to be a weird new music video for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you going to do it? Like I said, I don't know if the camera. We'll have to see what.

[Kyle]

What angles.

[John Clay Wolf]

I will show you the camera angles during the break. I do not believe that you can. That there will be a camera on that during the break. And if there was a camera, who the hell are we going to show it to? I mean, yeah, this. This is way too serious.

[Kyle]

I'm. I'm out. You're out? Oh, Free K's out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on.

[J.D.]

You really think I'm Shark Tank?

[Kyle]

Sit there with my.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about homeschool? Does he want to think out Kyle? Yeah.

[Kyle]

Oh, man, I'm a player. Players don't do that. Hold on. He's shaking his finger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kyle, are you. Are you wanting to take the challenge? The premium? The answer is no. All right.

[Bob]

Oh, that was the. No, no, no finger.

[Kyle]

Nobody's got any balls around here, not for that amount.

[John Clay Wolf]

Example, John.

[J.D.]

We don't want them Suntan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did what? Lead by example. Lead by example. Dude, I'm. I've got, you know, I'm a paraplegic.

[J.D.]

Oh, here we go. We're gonna play that card. Okay.

[Richard Rollins]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is that have to do.

[Bob]

So you're gonna need 225. Is that right?

[J.D.]

The same.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh my God. Perennium sunning. I like it. Yep.

[Bob]

First time I heard of that. I thought, man, that sounds like something somebody would do on the left.

[J.D.]

God, here we go. He'll be worried about that till Wednesday.

[Richard Rollins]

The.

[Bob]

I've been worried about it since 2016, thank you very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

To be worried about it.

[J.D.]

It's time for dialogue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't you just say I'm a flaming liberal and just get over it?

[Bob]

But I'm not. I think you could be, but I'm not.

[John Clay Wolf]

What level of liberal are you?

[Bob]

I don't feel like I'm a liberal at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you? How do you. How would you categorize your political opinion?

[Bob]

I would call myself quickly, a moderate.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're a centrist. Yeah, a moderate. What Moderate.

[Bob]

I'm just not for anything stupid. And. And you. You'll be saying I'm getting you in trouble if I tell you about the things on the left that I'm absolutely not for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Coming up next. I'm a gun owner.

[Bob]

I'm an employed person.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You know. Yep.

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. So you're saying lefties aren't employed. 800-800-7234. 800, you said it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. He said it, I didn't. I said. You're saying I put words in your mouth cuz they came out of your mouth. 800-800-7234. If you want to call them with your car, year, make, model, miles, average, rough are clean. All bits are good. By gimme the vin.com, america's best car buyer. And when we come back from this music break, I will bid your car on the radio. If you want to call him right now. 800-800-7234.

[Richard Rollins]

I will be

[John Clay Wolf]

now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by. Give me the vid dot com. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1800800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

Kenneth in Texas. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Richard Rollins]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

06 Corvette Base, 15,000 miles. Stick or automatic?

[Richard Rollins]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Richard Rollins]

Monterey red.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that mean?

[Richard Rollins]

Monterey red is an upgrade. I think this is one of the earlier. Triple. Triple or the base coat. Clear coat. And with the mid coat.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love these Corvette guys. What color are your new Balance shoes right now? And where are your socks sitting on your.

[Richard Rollins]

Your.

[John Clay Wolf]

On your calves. And what day was this car built?

[Bob]

My.

[Richard Rollins]

I've got my Chippewa. I got my Chippewa leather boots on right now. Yeah, it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it red or is it maroon?

[Richard Rollins]

It is maroon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Richard Rollins]

Monterey red. It's dark red.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never. I've been to Monterey, but I didn't see maroon everywhere. So I just didn't know. Okay, so you got it. How long have you had the car?

[Richard Rollins]

I've had it for two. Going on two years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Richard Rollins]

Bought it. Bought it for my wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

She didn't pass, does she.

[Richard Rollins]

No, no, but thank you for asking

[John Clay Wolf]

because you kind of, like, struggled when you said moment for more. Did she leave you?

[Richard Rollins]

No, not at all. No, it was a gift. She. She got her. She got her bachelor's degree in nursing, and I bought her this car. I've been looking for a while. Took me a long time to find a low mileage early model.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when you take the 20 grand I'm gonna give you, are you gonna keep it or you're gonna give it to her?

[Richard Rollins]

The 20 grand? I am going to give it to her because she wants a backup camera. So instead of molesting this car, I figured I'd just find a newer one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I was just wondering, you know, because, like, if you give somebody a car and then you take it back, do you get to keep the money?

[Richard Rollins]

Oh, no, we talked about it. It. Okay, so we talked. We discussed it. No, you don't get to keep the money. It's a gift.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you give your kid a car. If you give your kid a car and then he goes off to college and you sell it, do you owe them the money?

[Richard Rollins]

Oh, yeah. But that's your kid, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's your wife. You own her.

[Richard Rollins]

I get. I get a lot more out of my wife than I do my kids. I'm not gonna take the money back.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right? But I mean, even if you did take it back, I mean, you're married, so it doesn't really matter. All right, well, go to give me. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Go to givemetheven dot com and load it up. Let's get her bought. Thank you, sir. Real quick, Doyle, in Fort Worth, you've got an old Mercedes SLC. That's the A76 Mercedes 450 SLC. So that's not the SL. That's the hard top, longer version, right?

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah, yeah. Wheelbase a little longer, and it's got the rear seat.

[John Clay Wolf]

My cousin just crushed a bunch of these over at Euro spec. Get some pictures of it on your phone and let's look. Let me look at picture. Or really, what's great is a couple little short videos. You walk around talking about it. Then we can really see what we're talking about. Because the condition on this car is just everything, right? It could be worth, you know, scrap or it could be worth a lot. But 244, it's not worth a lot on the miles. But the engines rebuilt. I mean, if you totally restored the car, this whole different animal.

[Richard Rollins]

No, it's been. What do you call. There's been a lot of stuff done on it, like the engine and other transmission and suspension and all sorts of stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you see an Arizona area code calling you, that's going to be Muffy. And she knows these cars very well. I'm gonna have her call you, get some pictures on your phone. You can get a deal done. Thank you. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars the radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com. if you have a collection that you need to sell or if you. If you're of age and you want to sell your car, your collection of cars before you pass so your kids don't have to mess with it. Or if you're a kid of a parent that had 5, 10, 20, 30 cars, 50, I don't care how many. Go to givemetheven.com and load up one and you say, hey, there's 18 more. And we do. I typically handle those myself, and I've gotten in the groove of that, and I'm really enjoying doing it. So to Give me the ven.com on your clothes collections. Be right back.

The John Clay Wolf show.

No one knew where he came from, but everybody wanted what he was selling.

Check out the podcast.

[Bob]

He was just some hillbilly who got

[John Clay Wolf]

on a plane and then just landed somewhere. Please Beware the voice in your head is a threat.

JCW show.com or John Clay wolf.com My

[Richard Rollins]

grandma, she doesn't understand that you could

[J.D.]

be on your cell phone and not be at home.

[John Clay Wolf]

She doesn't get that.

[Richard Rollins]

Cuz like one time I called her

[John Clay Wolf]

and I surprised her.

[J.D.]

I pulled up to her house, she's

[John Clay Wolf]

like, oh, somebody's pulling in the yard. So I walk in and it goes, surprise. Oh, you'll never believe who it is. Like it's me right here. I better go then.

Broadcasting in 195 countries, translated in over 6,000 different languages. The number one weekend show in the world.

We've really climbed a new home. Heights I was unaware in the world. Absolutely was one of those Danish.

[J.D.]

Yep, yep, yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

It sounded like it. I mean when I'm sitting with my in laws, I don't know what the hell they're saying about me, but they're talking that language. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. Hey, I was looking at the run list and there was something on here that said that somebody's bitching about one of our videos.

[Bob]

You actually pointed this out to me. Your videos are outstanding. I mean they're better everywhere. Wing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it takes. It's not just me, it's me and Braden and Brandon and Tommy and Alex.

[Bob]

It's good of you to recognize those guys. Your last one got a lot of good feedback. The 70 cars from a Dead man in Alabama. Very good title. How many hits have you had that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like 300,000.

[Bob]

Like doing pretty well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a hundred thousand hours of watching.

[Bob]

But what most of us don't know, some of the fascinatingly random patterns that you provide while you're looking at these cars. This little gem came out while you were in the middle of this scene, but it was cut out of the video by your editing team. Why? We don't know. Cut number seven is what you don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cutlass 81 model, Cutlass supreme white. Yeah, they, they painted the front grill white like a European model. European. My buddy pulled up in one of these with his girlfriend and he was in, he was 17, we're in high school. He had a hot big breasted Galaxy roll up in one of these. It was about. It was his uncle's friend, she was 15 years older than us. Had two car seats in the back. He was hitting it.

[Bob]

So she's like 42.

[Kyle]

You get talking real country when you talk to Scott Gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, that's what it is. And you're standing in Talladega, Alabama.

[Kyle]

Yeah, you were, you were.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was in my element of my. My wife says that when I'm talking to people, my, my, my voice mask sound like. She said when you're. She actually does not like being around my quote, quote country friends. Because the way I talk when I'm around them. Oh, yeah.

[Bob]

I'm guilty of that myself, dude.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Bob]

All the time.

[Kyle]

If I'm talking to somebody at northeast, I'll start getting a little more northeast. If it's, you know, sometimes you just end up talking like somebody that you're used to, you know, having around and it's kind of. There's nothing wrong with that.

[Bob]

When did you get that Jay Z? I bet you didn't get it at Target.

[Richard Rollins]

It.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're a hillbilly and you like country music, Stoney LaRue is playing Walnut Springs Roadhouse April 4, Easter weekend. And you can get your tickets at walnut springs rally.com next Sunday morning, 9am in Walnut Springs GMTV garage. I'll be there. The garage will be open up in cars and coffee. This will be our third time to do it. In case it is. We'll walk across to the Roadhouse and have Mexican breakfast. We did it at the cantina the last two times, but this the last time it was too busy. So I'm gonna move it across the street to the Roadhouse because it's three times the size.

[Bob]

That big of a crowd.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. That we couldn't seat everybody.

[Bob]

But you don't have to bring your Medicaid plan B card. Did I tell you guys about this?

[J.D.]

No.

[Bob]

All right, so we've signed up with a deal called Incogni. Right. I n C O G N I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bob]

And they. I mean, they immediately. Charlie, like, they immediately. You don't get spam calls anymore.

[Kyle]

I haven't had a spam call. And since I signed up, you go

[John Clay Wolf]

to jcwshow.com and click on the Incogni banner and it gives you 60% off.

[Bob]

Yeah. And there. I mean, they're gone completely until just now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Today.

[Bob]

Do you guys hear me yelling at somebody on the phone?

[J.D.]

Yeah. What was that about?

[Bob]

So I get a call from a spam calling deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bob]

I pressed one and got to the company and they're trying to tell me that if I don't share my Medicaid number, my member number.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Bob]

And get a new card, that I'm not going to get benefits for the next 90 days. And I'm thinking to myself, I'm not even on Medicaid. You're too young. You know what, what's the name of the company? So I get them off the phone and I went to the Incogni website and looked them up. And do you know there's a custom deal in there where you can designate a custom company and they say, oh, we haven't got that yet, but new ones do pop through for six months or so and we'll take care of those. Oh, and we shall see.

[J.D.]

So you can go to the website and actually tell them who's bugging you.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

And they'll specifically go out. And I love that.

[Bob]

This is the number they called from. This is the name of the company as far as I could get. And they said, we got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's. What does it cost? It's not that much much. I forgot what it cost. But it's pretty cheap, especially with the 60% off.

[Bob]

Yeah. And you get a family plan. You know, your, your personal assistant, Amy has got her husband on it, her daughter on it. Like family plan, save money, get all your people on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got to get my wife on it. She gets bombed, dude. 90% of her phone calls.

[Bob]

You got it.

[J.D.]

Are spam.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's just terrible. I don't know why I haven't put her on.

[J.D.]

Why aren't you getting her on this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, duh. I'm telling you, it's so easy.

[J.D.]

They, they went out and they found 323 places. The first three days that my name

[Kyle]

was, I'm up to 384 in mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to tell you right now, we get hit with a lot of people that want to advertise on this show and we turn them down all the time. Sure. And I took this one because we tested it first and it was so good. So good. Like, yeah. So if we're pushing something like Gordon Boswell Flowers, which is excellent, or Incogni, which is excellent, you can go to jcwshow.com and click through to either one of those that we've sniffed it. We don't just take anybody. We won't just take anybody's money. No, no, no, it's gotta work. Yeah, it's got to work good. Or I'm not going to promote it. Okay. 99 Plymouth Prowler, 65,000 miles. No Tyler Nacogdoches. That car's too hard.

[Richard Rollins]

Come on. You woke up this morning saying, I need a Prowler that's got too many miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I just. Tell me I just bought one for 16.

[Kyle]

How much is it?

[Richard Rollins]

And how many Miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did it have 55?

[Richard Rollins]

And was it yellow with purple flames on the hood?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Richard Rollins]

Probably not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope. And I watched. I watched a 20,000 miler sell at Mechum yesterday for 22 in Arizona.

[Richard Rollins]

Okay, so you don't want much.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you are. You. It says you're a dealer. Where'd you get it?

[Richard Rollins]

It. I bought it from one of those online auctions where you can't even touch them or taste them. You just kind of hit the button and go for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? So you got a. So it's a. It's a hoop on top of that, and you're trying to unload it. Man, your problems are your problems. Don't make them mine.

[Richard Rollins]

Here's the deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bye.

[Kyle]

How much was he asking for?

[John Clay Wolf]

23 and a half.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God.

[Richard Rollins]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's too damn high. Yeah. I ain't gonna work.

[Richard Rollins]

Work.

[J.D.]

Here's the deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

That dog ain't gonna hunt.

[Kyle]

Boy, when you said hoop, what does that mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hoopty.

[Kyle]

Oh, there's a hooptie.

[John Clay Wolf]

What he was trying. Well, it has a stupid paint job on it, first of all. And it's ugly, and it's in Louisiana, and it's purple and yellow, which is like a LSU package, which means it's going to bring less.

[Richard Rollins]

Not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love the tigers, by the way, but not that much. It's mild out, and he bought it at some auction as is. So it's got problems, and I don't want to deal with it.

[Richard Rollins]

Come on, John.

[J.D.]

You know, you woke up and said you need a prowler.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like his delivery, though.

[J.D.]

Yeah, me too.

[Kyle]

Yeah, he's a salesman.

[John Clay Wolf]

He just needs to learn how to buy cars, right?

[Bob]

Definitely.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not gonna be a dealer for long if he didn't learn how to buy cars.

[Bob]

You should put him on your incogni list.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, I had a guy like that that I met at an auction get me 1 for 16 just the other day. We made a couple of GS on it, and we split it. I do that with dealers all the time. I'll tell. I'll buy their. I'll buy their cars and split with them. Do it all the time, but. Oh, boy needs to learn how to buy cars. He didn't know what the hell he's talking about. I don't even know if that's retail. No, not a dealer. Would you just get your license in the mail? You go to college first. Easy, right?

[Kyle]

Poor guy.

[J.D.]

Nice guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, this don't come at me. I'm a dealer. BS and be off the money that bad, dad.

[Richard Rollins]

Get.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on, tune up, boy. Get your. Get your stuff straight stuff together. All right, what else you got?

[J.D.]

Yes, we have a little kid. You ever seen these kids?

[John Clay Wolf]

Natchitoches, Louisiana. I mean, like, the car is going to be worth more in Natchitoches, Louisiana than. Than any. I mean, if I'm buying it out of Natchitoches, Louisiana, that has got to be in the money.

[J.D.]

It's LSU colors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. That does not help. Not gonna help you. No.

[Richard Rollins]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I remember buying a grand AM that had no air in it. When I. I first started, like in 96, it came air delete, but it was burgundy. And the only way I could get out of it was I drove it up to Oklahoma to some other dealership. I think it was Lynn Hickey Dodge. And I had to put air in it. And then I was so buried in it, the highest money I could find was a dealer in Oklahoma because it was burgundy, which is ou color. I mean, you people don't think I've served my time in this racket. You were wrong. I mean, wrong. Dead wrong.

[Kyle]

That's a. That's just to get out of a car.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was one car. That's just one story. I've got a gazillion stories and. Yeah. And walking through that 70 pack in. In Alabama the other day just brought it all back because that's the kind of stuff that I used to get offered and I'll. That's the only money I had to buy. Yeah. You know, my average cost of car was about three grand. And we built it up, obviously over time.

[Bob]

That was some fingernail work right there, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's.

[Bob]

That's a really good video.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was.

[Bob]

It used to be an adventure. We flew to Shreveport one time, and apparently it's a tough landing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob]

And we got there, got out. John does the auction, gets out, sends me with one vehicle to Monroe, Louisiana to pick up a brand new 2010.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know that.

[Bob]

And drive it back home from Monroe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bob]

And that was like a 20 hour

[John Clay Wolf]

felt like, dude, I used to have four haul trucks that we own that I owned running up and down that highway I20 between Louisiana and Dallas. That my job was to keep them full. And if I could keep them full, then that would mean X amount of cars and X amount of cars would equal X amount of money. And it all worked out for years. Cash flow years would be right back every way like.

[J.D.]

Mj.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't believe today was a good day.

Yo, we're Back to the John Clay Wolf show, taking over your radio every Saturday morning. Presented by Gimme the vid dot com.

The family trip this week to the desert was fun. It was literally the Griswolds. But it was, you know, the key to that. What I've noticed is everybody gets after three days. So just do quick in and outs and keeping them moving because we're taking kids to Vegas is not that fun. We were gonna go to Florida, but the weather was bad.

[Bob]

I thought Vegas was all family'd up now. Yeah. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. We went to speed something. Drove golf go karts. And I did off road truck thing.

[Kyle]

That looked cool.

[J.D.]

I saw that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was fun.

[Kyle]

Was it? Did you drive it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. There was a guy next to me with a steering wheel and brakes also. He never had to touch him, which is nice, but he was annoying. They clipped out the part in the video where I was like, hey, dude, can you please shut up and just let me do this? I said it nicely, but it looked

[Kyle]

like you only got up to 40 miles per hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So that was it. I was giving her all she had.

[Richard Rollins]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's.

[Kyle]

That's all that is.

[John Clay Wolf]

It got a governor on it or, you know, it's. But the landings were still on the jumping thing, it was still pretty rough. I don't know if I'd want to jump it higher than him. I bet we're just jumping three or four feet off the ground. I wouldn't. In that truck, it wouldn't have been a good landing faster than 40 off those faces.

[Kyle]

But you want to do a faster, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I was fine. It was actually. Yeah. But I needed to do that because I want to get this Lamborghini built. We're gonna do it Baja style and I want to run it in the Mint 400 next year. So that was my first step of doing an off road truck. And it was diff.

[Kyle]

Like, is it easier to use than like normal off road? Like you've done off roading, mudding and stuff like that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Buggies are easier. Yeah.

[Richard Rollins]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've done dune buggies. Yeah. It's fun, but. Well, you only have one child. So when y' all have done the family, what's the longest road trip y' all did?

[Kyle]

We didn't drive much. It was always flying. Didn't really do the driving like to maybe San Antonio or something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you never loaded up the wagon and did the. Let's tour the. It was fun. I enjoyed it. I think the kids did too. We drove Route 66 we went from Vegas to Hoover Dam to Flag. Now we stopped in some little place on 66 and then we went to Flagstaff, Sedona, and then spent the night in Sedona and drove up to the Grand Canyon and then went home. We're gone like three, three and a half days. It was just perfect. If we would have done another day unless we had something to do, everybody would got bitchy because everybody's there.

[Kyle]

Right in the. In the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Really? What did happen? I'll be, you know, sincere. Like after the bit she wore off in the beginning of everybody together, then like, we started being normal and everybody knew they were trapped. So everybody was getting along pretty good. And I was like, wow, this is weird.

[J.D.]

There's no getting out. We might as well get along.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. No, I mean, Jeanette and I were looking at each other like, what the hell's going on? Everybody's happy. Yeah. On then, yeah, it was fine.

[J.D.]

That's pretty cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I remember those days we only had two of the four kids. Ah, yeah. The two youngest. You remember those days?

[Bob]

Did you ever do those family vacations?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob]

It's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was fun.

[Bob]

My great Aunt Mignon lived in Cuesta, which is between Red river and Taos.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob]

And we used to go out there and that part of New Mexico is awesome. We went to Pueblo one day. That was cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was digging it. Backtracks today is the Cars because Rick Ocasic had a birthday. Yeah.

[Bob]

This day in 1944. Lead vocalist, rhythm guitar songwriter and frontman for the American new wave band the Cars. If you're in Baltimore, if you're a

[John Clay Wolf]

car's head, go ahead and start calling in now. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. The winner of Backtracks gets to go to jcwshow.com and pick anything off our merch page as the winner and we will mail it to you. And that's also a plug for people that want merch. They can go to jcwshow.com and click on merch and get anything. We need some more.

[Bob]

Sell that shirts good looking stuff right now, you guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's getting better.

[Bob]

Good looking stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got Rollins and his. His people have help. They make. They, they. They've been helping our. Yep.

[Bob]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got a whole art department. I mean they sell so much gas monkey stuff. They've got to keep making new designs. So I just like, hey, will you make me something? They do.

[Bob]

Excellent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Alex actually out in Virginia made that last shirt. This is pretty good looking. Cut one. Cut 2. If you ever listen to a Cars, if you have any Cars in you at all, the band, then you can pick up that pretty quick, don't you think?

[Bob]

I think so, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I think that's a layup. It's just a race to a free T shirt at this point. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3.

[Bob]

Music from Born Lay Records.

[Kyle]

Yeah, Cars record.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nice. Which record?

[Bob]

I haven't decided yet.

[Kyle]

He gets to pick these, you know. That's right, Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Panorama in there.

[Bob]

Panorama is a very, very undervalued, underval, underrated record.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bob]

Yeah. That's the third one, I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

Second maybe Cando album, though. That Candyo dude. So good.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Candio and Pan. Panorama was kind of a deep cut after they made. Made it big. And then you went back. I was such a Cars fan. I was like third grade, like, Shake it up came up, mate. Shake it up might have came out in third grade. And they. Everybody came to school, like the middle school kids and. And they're like, no concert T shirts after the Cars concert. The Cars were a big deal when I was in elementary school.

[Bob]

And they had a lot of pretty gals on all of their artwork, right?

[Kyle]

Pretty much, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cut one. Cut. You know, the. The largest, you know, the. The craziest concert moment since Taylor Swift, which she just did, was definitely Michael Jackson.

[Bob]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't remember when they had it in the Fort Worth Star Telegram? You had to clip out a coupon and fill it out to send it in to maybe get in the lottery to get a Michael Jackson concert ticket.

[Bob]

What year was that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. 85.

[J.D.]

Yep, 85.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, correct. It was. It was. It was. It was a hard ticket.

[Bob]

I never. It never occurred to me to see Michael Jackson live.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why'd you. Why do you think he was dead? Are you afraid he was gonna fall?

[Bob]

No, I just. I mean, I was going to. I want to see Starship. I wanted to see Hart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob]

I want to see Michael bolton.

[John Clay Wolf]

Open for Heart 5 is like the best band. I mean, that. That whole.

[Bob]

But I had to grow up to realize I had Thriller when I was sixth grade. You know, I knew about Michael Jackson

[John Clay Wolf]

wall at the skating rink. Don't stop till you get. I mean, get a life. When I.

[Bob]

Where I came from, they didn't even think about us going to concerts until, like, I had a license and could take my damn self.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Kyle]

Can I ask, how did we get

[John Clay Wolf]

from the Cars to this, to Michael Jackson? Yeah, I was just talking about just having concert Flashbacks of my childhood.

[Kyle]

So it was cars a hard one to get into.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it was just a big deal. I just remember it was like one of the first, first big deals in my school. I was like, what? You know, the middle school kids were going to the Cars concert. My brother was seven years older, me, so I was having to hear all about it and I was into the Cars and. Yeah, I mean, they're kind of like. They're probably a bigger deal than what they, what people think they are. Or maybe they were to me.

[Bob]

Yeah, well, no, yeah, yeah, there's, there's that audience of people about our age.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm in Aspen, Colorado. I'm in a, in a cab. My mom moved there when I was in seventh grade. And there's some drunks in this cab. And I'm in there and I look across from me and I said, are you. Is your name Rick? And he said, is your name Dick? And that's all you needed? And that was, that was my Rick.

[Bob]

John said, no. He said, oh, yeah, very nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that was it. And he's a jerk. Pelly Houston Dawn. Yeah, what's your guess?

[Richard Rollins]

Hey, dangerous type.

[Bob]

And just what I needed. There you go.

[Richard Rollins]

Bam.

[J.D.]

I like to see a happy ending.

[Bob]

The John Clay Wolf show has been a presentation of givemetheven.com from the Westwood One radio Network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolfe show.

[J.D.]

And she won't give up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cause she's 17

[Richard Rollins]

she's a frozen fire Locked her out.

[John Clay Wolf]

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