#548 John Clay Wolfe Show 03.28.26

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #548 (03.28.26)

Host: John Clay Wolfe

Main Contributors: Bobbo, J.D., Turley, Terrence ("Speech Impediment Terrence"), Rachel Cohen

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Overview

Theme:
This episode keeps true to the JCW Show's signature blend: wild confessions, oddball stories, live call-ins, banter about cars, tales of sex and relationships, and take-no-prisoners humor—plus the occasional riff on politics, war, sports, and pop culture.
Purpose:
While officially a Saturday morning car-buying show, the episode is an entertaining, R-rated, freewheeling confessional where listeners and hosts compete to share the most jaw-dropping or hilarious real-life stories, and the crew issues rapid-fire offers on cars—interwoven with playful, sometimes irreverent social commentary.

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Key Segments and Stories

1. First Sex Scenes and Wild Relationship Confessions

[00:54–10:53]

• Opening with Nostalgia and Embarrassment:
  The hosts swap stories about their first exposure to sex in movies or print (e.g., sneaking into "Porky’s" as kids, finding Playboy magazines at "Uncle Rusty's" house).

• Caller Confession:
  Anonymous in Oklahoma calls with an outrageous divorce story:

  • Married to a man 25 years her senior, not sexually satisfied, she sleeps with her soon-to-be ex’s brother—only for the ex to catch it all via a hidden porch camera and threaten to "out" them all over town.
  • Quote, [04:19]:
    “I had no idea why you would want to watch anything that you were not providing." – Oklahoma Caller

• The hosts riff: "You don't sound Indian...are you just...do you play basketball?" (lighthearted teasing on caller's mixed race and Oklahoma origins).

• Confessional Theme Emerges:
  JCW:

  "Basically, the theme right now is: what's the craziest thing that a piece of tail has done to you in your life?" [10:23]

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2. Relationship Drama Escalates: Stabbings and Prison

[13:00–21:08] | [16:42–21:08]

• Jason from Tampa:
  Calls in with an incredible tale:

  • Sounds like a typical party—until Jason tries to leave, and his naked, psych-med-removed girlfriend grabs two knives, stabs him in the arm multiple times, then stabs herself.

  • Police arrest him for sexual assault, but after six months in jail, she confesses in court she was drunk and on meds—charges dropped.

  • Quote, [18:20]:
    “She was putting money on my books and everything. ... When it came court time, she told the judge she was on psych meds and drunk and belligerent, and doesn’t remember anything the way it was.” – Jason

  • The clincher: He married her after his release.

    • JCW reaction, [20:44]:
      “You married her after this, didn’t you?”
      Jason: “Yeah, I did.”

• Hosts reflect:
  Bobbo: “There’s like a Glenn Close in 'Fatal Attraction' type allure to that. ... Though you’re scared to death ... It’s so beautiful. The femme fatale thing, you know? ‘Baby, please don’t stab me.’” [21:39]

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3. Cheating, Bizarre Marriages, and Affairs

[13:00–15:41]

• Scott from Illinois:
  His ex-wife leaves him to marry the doctor who delivered their baby; later divorces him too:
  • JCW, [13:46]:
    “So, your kid’s stepfather was their delivering doctor?”
  • Scott: “Yes, correct.”

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4. War & Politics: Middle East Tensions, US Troop Movements

[25:01–28:39]

• Banter about the drumbeat of war; Americans’ “expertise” in global affairs.
• Clips on military deployments, drone strikes, and why Iran hits US bases in Saudi Arabia.

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5. Freaky Florida News and Strangeness

[34:49–36:49]

• Florida Man at Airport:
  58-year-old gets blackout drunk, drives through Daytona airport gates, nearly hits a plane, claims last thing he remembers is being at an AA meeting.

  • J.D., [35:58]: “If you do go to the airport, I love that party: When he was in the AA meeting, last thing I remember, I was in an AA meeting."

• Peppermint Hippo Strip Club (in AR):
  Later, call-ins describe the club as “not as nice as the name suggests” ("you’d need caution tape around them").

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6. Social Satire: Shaq’s AI-Generated DMs & More

[39:00–41:35]

• Mockery of viral, AI-generated “dirty DMs” supposedly from Shaq to pop star Sabrina Carpenter.
  • J.D. reading: “I would keep your farts in a cologne bottle and spray it on me every day.”
  • JCW: “Social media is a dangerous game.” [41:26]

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7. Announcement: Show Ending (Sort of)

[42:06–44:14]

• JCW reveals that after nearly 20 years, the radio show will end after June 27, 2026; podcasts/videos will continue.
  • Listeners, like "Greg in Virginia," lament the end of their “Saturday morning drinking ritual.”

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8. Car Buying “Lightning Round”

Scattered—examples at [50:28–56:35] / [126:02–128:03]

• Live on-air appraisals: Corvettes, Camaros (including salvage titles), Ford trucks, and a 1998 Ranger (with joking about the “lesbian package” and “Splash” package).
• Emphasis on speed, streamlining, and no-BS offers.
  • JCW, [34:42]: "Time kills deals. Speed makes them happen."

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9. Odd News and Colorful Sidebars

Meteorite in Houston Home

[134:39–135:50]

• A Houston woman relates how a meteorite shot through her ceiling—and she’s “definitely going to keep it.”
  • Quote: “...when I saw the rock... I said, that looks like a meteor... and I’m definitely going to keep it.” – Houston Caller [135:28]

Cornhole Champion with No Arms/Legs – Charged with Murder

[96:24–102:26]

• The panel is amazed by the viral news of a limbless man who is a champion at cornhole … and just got charged with murder.
• Bobbo delivers a "little person mafioso" impersonation.
  • “How do you lose a fight to a guy with no hands and no feet?” – JCW, [96:50]

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10. “Jeopardy”-Style Trivia Game

[143:08–148:32]

• Questions about “ducks” hidden in words, pop culture trivia; lighthearted and irreverent.
• J.D. emerges as the big winner.

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Notable Quotes & Moments (w/ Timestamps)

• JCW [02:58], on sneaking Playboys:
  “You didn’t find those in a Baptist home, I promise.”
• Caller [04:19], “Oklahoma’s the kind of place you can do the no pants dance at any time.”
• Bobbo [21:39]:
  “There’s like a Glenn Close in 'Fatal Attraction' type allure to that. ... Though you’re scared to death, right, and you’re thinking, ‘I could die here,’ it’s so beautiful… Baby, please don’t stab me.”
• JCW [33:00]:
  “Everyone has so many opinions when it comes to car or real estate deals.”
• JCW [41:26]:
  “Social media is a dangerous game.”
• JCW [44:14], on ending the show:
  "I'm not going to be glued to this anymore, I can tell you that… Sorry, Greg, you don't pay me enough to do this job."
• Caller [135:28], meteor owner:
  “We heard a big boom ... when I saw the rock, I said, that looks like a meteor, and I’m definitely going to keep it.”

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Cars, Collecting, and Buyer Psychology

• JCW warns sellers about reality vs. fantasy pricing:
  “Can you catch a mullet walking down the street with some money that he inherited and hit him and punch him in the face and knock him out, stick him in this car with a salvage title? You can.” [55:41]
• Salvage title Camaro owner asks $35k for a $30k unbranded car; JCW offers $25k, jokes about salesmanship, but ultimately says, “Shop that, have fun with your salvage title.”

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Running Gags and “Inside the Show” Humor

• Speech Impediment Terrence:
  Consistent cameo as the slightly confused, always game call-in regular.
• Strip Club Wordplay:
  “Peppermint Hippo” versus “Spearmint Rhino” – "not as classy as the name suggests."
• Nostalgic and crude car jokes:
  On a Ford Ranger: “Wasn’t there a lesbian package on those back then?”

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Pop Culture / Sports Chatter

• Red Hot Chili Peppers/Eagles Generational Question:
  Are RHCP ‘the Eagles’ to Gen Z?
• Tiger Woods’ car accidents:
  JCW, [45:46]: “But he doesn’t just wreck. He rolls.”
• March Madness & Baseball:
  The show weaves in some light betting/basketball banter, but hosts admit March Madness doesn’t capture the same excitement as in the past.

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Social Commentary and Satirical Bits

• War & Gas Prices:
  Jokes about the strategic “genius” of local guys who declare themselves Middle East experts.
• Taxes and Protest:
  Clip on a lawyer refusing to pay federal income tax as protest—JCW and crew mock this as “crazy talk.”
• Medical Dismissiveness:
  Giants RB Cam Scatterboo ridicules asthma and CTE as “excuses.”
  JCW, with irony: “If you got asthma, just breathe air. Be better.” [137:28]

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Closing

[148:32–END]

• The episode wraps with Jeopardy-style trivia, laughter, and reminders for listeners to check out the YouTube and podcast feeds.
• JCW encourages listeners to tune in for upcoming shows, car events (“cars, coffee, quesadillas at the garage”), and reminds everyone of the new video premier on their site.

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TL;DR — Why Listen?

Come for the cars, stay for the jaw-dropping relationship stories, stay for the mix of call-in confessions, roasted regulars, strip club jokes, odd Florida news, satirical war talk, social media/AI mischief, and the kind of rude hilarity only morning radio can muster. If you want a blend of the confessional, the irreverent, and the downright bizarre, with just enough car expertise to keep it real—this is your jam.

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For More

• Live stream, videos, podcast archives: jcwshow.com
• Sell your car: givemethevin.com

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Transcript

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

homeschool, asked me if

[Bobbo]

there was any images that he wanted

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

me to use for the show today, like in behind the green screen or up on the screen. Oh, and I sent him one. Where's the Porky's one? Can you clear it out where I can see it?

[Bobbo]

You got a Porky's one?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah. Well, I made it. I had. Well, hey, I made it.

[Bobbo]

Is it in the shower?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I mean, it's covered up there. Look, it's right there. It's awesome. Porky Pig and awesome. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Bob Clark, one of my favorite underrated directors.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I went to Porky's. Porky's was probably. I don't think it's my first sex scene, but my dad's accountant, old perverted bastard, he's sitting in there in the middle of the day. Carter and I snuck in. We went and got tickets to, you know, Mickey Mouse.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, of course.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And we snuck over to Porky's to watch that during the movie day. And my dad's CPA was sitting behind us.

[J.D.]

By himself.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

In there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You know, it was okay for us to be sneaking in and we're in fourth grade. Sure, we wanted to see some tna. Sure, we wanted to get it at Porky's. But this old guy. You know how I found out he was in there? I'm afraid I heard this behind my seat.

[J.D.]

No, no, no, no, no. I'm kidding.

[Bobbo]

Those were the days, man. I had a friend that lived near the drive in. We sat behind the chain link fence of the drive in and you could hear the combination of all those speakers and we saw Porkies.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It's cool we didn't have sex scene. Do you Remember?

[Turley]

God, I would have to say,

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

you know, I don't know, I watch Blue Lagoon pretty close. Like trying to see, Trying to see something.

[Turley]

Yeah, I mean mine was Playboy. That's, that's my first. Yep anything sex scene. It was a sneaking in a Playboy back in Connecticut. There was this uncle that I had had a stash of them.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Here we go.

[Turley]

And we found it and I was like, it was, it was quite eye opening. Yeah. Oh yeah.

[Bobbo]

It was like, oh, hey, great opportunity for you. You didn't find those in a Baptist home, I promise.

[Turley]

This guy, he, I mean the place smelled like weed. He had the old V butt VW bug. I mean, yeah, he was the hippie uncle.

[Bobbo]

What was his name?

[Turley]

Rusty.

[Bobbo]

Uncle Rusty.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Uncle Rusty.

[Bobbo]

I love it.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Anonymous in Oklahoma was your first sex scene when you were banging your ex husband's brother?

[Caller/Guest]

No, not quite like that. I, I was married to a much older man. There was a 25 year age gap between us and we.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Sounds like he has a lot of patience.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I mean I was number four, so I mean he wasn't really that patient. He just, you know, he wanted a good roster.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

But we, I got the house in the divorce. Divorce. Of course everything works slow out here, so it was taking some time to get through. But obviously with the 25 year age gap there were definite needs of mine that were not being met. So the first thing that I did was, you know, I live out in rural Oklahoma, so I mean you can do the no pants dance at any time, you know, hour I live and.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Sounds like JD's kind of place.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, yeah, come on by JD, come on over.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

But what I, what I didn't know is that my soon to be ex husband had put a camera on my porch. Oh, and a friend of mine, his brother had ended up coming over to the house and you know, like I said, we're on the porch, no pants dance. I had no idea where this camera was, but I also have no idea why you would want to watch anything that was going to happen that you were not providing. But the very next day I went over to my friend's house for a pool party and he comes storming in, just Madden the Jaybird. Because my soon to be ex husband called him and said, I've got you on camera, I'm gonna out you to your wife, your church, this different stuff. So then I had to do the walk of shame to be like, hey dude, I banged your brother. I didn't know that brother banging was off the, off the list. But now it tells me where the camera is. So, you know, it just goes to show you there was no physical abuse in that story. But like, us women are not all the crazy ones.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Have you ever had any multiple sides?

[Caller/Guest]

I just had to put one in there, Put one in there for the.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

How did he not know, as your, his brother, if he had it on the camera?

[Caller/Guest]

So he didn't know that it was, it was his brother. It just, they, they looked alike.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I recognize that mole. Wasn't that important.

[Caller/Guest]

He's like, I know that's you. So I, I, I had to confess to the brother that, hey, he doesn't have video of you, but he does have video of somebody that looks very much like you.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So how old were you when all this was going down?

[Caller/Guest]

About 32, 34.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

34, 30. Let's call you 35. 35. 45. So he's 60?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, right now he is 65.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Was this five years ago?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

How old's, how much younger's brother than he?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, the brother, I think he's probably in his 50s.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So how did, how did communication go from brother to you? Like, hey, let's get it on.

[Caller/Guest]

They happen to be.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I was short form. Short form. You're a little long winded, honey.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, him, him and his brother were at a lake that wasn't far from my house. I was at my house and I was calling them, and he hopped in his car and drove over there. Didn't tell his brother anything.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

But you called him and said what? Like, hey, come over. I'm hot. Like, I'm blinking.

[Caller/Guest]

There were some text, there were some text messages exchanged.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay, so he's with his brother and you're texting him. Flirty. And, and you lure him over to come over to your trailer in Oklahoma, and you're naked on the porch and he banged you out on camera. Are you a friend of ours on the Facebook show? Like on, on John Clay Wolf show on Facebook?

[Caller/Guest]

I am not, but I'm, I checked. I'm waiting to see the bikini pics of the, the broad from the earlier phone call.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Well, please, please post your video too. Everybody that was, has the video.

[Caller/Guest]

It wasn't my camera.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Oh, that's too bad. Well, thank you for sharing your Oklahoma story. And you don't sound Indian, so are you just, where are you are, do you play basketball? He's not a hater.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

I'm a happy.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You're what?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm a half or can.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay, so you're half Indian, half black.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm half white. Half black.

[Little Person Caller]

Oh.

[Bobbo]

Oh.

[Caller/Guest]

Most folks would call that a red bone.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

That's right. Hi, Yellow.

[Bobbo]

Lovely Cajun.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Cool. Well, thank you. Make sure to post a picture on our Facebook page. Thank you. Please go to John Clay Wolf show and paste. Just post a picture of yourself. We just got to see high yellow, red bone, self deprecating, brother in law, smoocher, Video queen.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. God, those Oklahoma girls. That's where you get phrases like mad as a jaybird.

[Turley]

And that all stemmed from the guy that got lit on fire twice, right?

[J.D.]

Earlier.

[Turley]

Earlier.

[Bobbo]

Jay birds are not mad, Turley. They are naked. You can be mad as a hatter. I had an Oklahoma wife. I know.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Former NFL player used to sleep with his high school dean. The dean, I hope was a woman back in the 80s. Big Dave.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yes, sir. Good morning, fellas.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Hey. Where are you called from?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Hey, I'm calling from South Florida.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay. All right, first question. Was the school dean that you were sleeping with white, black, Latino or other male or female?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

He was black and she was a white female.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

He was black Snow bunny. So wait, I'm getting confused. Oh, wait, wait, wait. A former. I thought it was you. I thought you were the former.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This was a high school football player that graduated from high school. The word was that he took his final exams in her office in order to graduate and then went to the University of Michigan to then play for.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I hung up. I'll tell you why.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I mean, this is just, you know, this. I could get this on the Internet.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

You want firsthand?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah, Yeah. I knew a girl whose brother, you know, played in the NFL and he would know.

[Turley]

You want the player.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I want. I want first hand.

[J.D.]

And video would be nice. Video would be video.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So we. Solid video.

[Turley]

Yeah, we need pictures, too.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah, but I'll listen to first hander. That guy that got lit on fire, he. Firsthand. Yes.

[J.D.]

Boy, was he ever.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

The first time. And the second.

[J.D.]

That's his favorite story.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Basically, the theme right now, what's going on here is what's the craziest thing that a piece of tale has done to you in your life? Is what I'm feeling here and the number on that. And. And have your credit card ready at 800. 800, 800, 7234. Right. 800, 800, 7234. Quick confessional booth. 395 per confessional, please have your credit card ready.

[J.D.]

That's four.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It's cheap.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

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[Bobbo]

Yeah, I'm worth a whole lot more.

[Rachel Cohen (Attorney)]

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[Bobbo]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You know, we're supposed to do the car segment, but the damn stories that are lined up are so good, I got to skip. Skip the tars. The tars. Terence has already got me screwed up. Terrence, quickly, tell me what's on your mind. Speech impediment.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Okay, okay. Terry, Tiger wood yesterday he got a dur.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay, so hold up. Hold on, hold up. Different segment. I do want to hear your news update. Do it in a minute, Scott. In Illinois, his ex wife started sleeping with the doctor that delivered the baby. Then they married and divorced. Is that correct?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

How many years ago Was this?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yes, my 35 years ago in Chicago. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So the kid was the doctor that delivered the baby turned into stepdad.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Repeat that.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So that your kid's stepfather was their Delivering doctor?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yes. Correct. My wife worked at a hospital.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Ah.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

And she was pregnant with his or yours. Started giving birth. What's that?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Did you ever get checked to see if it was your kid?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yes, definitely my kid. 100%.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Looks just like me. No doubt about it.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

How long was wife and doctor married?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Well, they were married probably 25 years and he divorced her. And that's her third failed marriage.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So how many kids did you have with her?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

1.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And that kid never knew him.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

She never knew him until he was giving birth to. That's when they first met.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Oh, he. When he, when he first saw her undercarriage, he decided he liked it.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Well, what happened? He. He gave birth to the son. Okay. My son gave birth. Then he was started to do rounds at different hospitals. So he's seen my ex wife at this other hospital and they. They recognize.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

They started later on. Yeah.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

And then the next thing I know, I started getting suspicious because she started talking about him more and more and more and more and more. I found the note in the drawer, his love note that he wrote to her about all this and saying, you know, I really feel bad for.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Hey, I want you to hold this thought. I've got to keep moving. I got to go to break, but I've got a few more questions. Hang tight. Real quick, Jason, I've got. You got something to. Your ex stabbed you three times and then stabbed herself. She did it to another man before. Has it been in jail for six months?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yeah, I was sitting. I sat in jail.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Hold that thought. We'll be right back. My name is John Claywolf. This is a Dr. Ruth meets Oprah Winfrey meets Jerry Springer. Jerry Springer, yeah. Be right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the john clay wolf show. Check out the gmtv garage YouTube channel, complete with live video stream at jcw.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Authorities in Florida arrested a man this week after he allegedly broke into the restaurant where he worked, stole $500 from

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

the cash register, drank a bottle of

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

rose and took a nap on the couch before fleeing. Which in Florida means six more weeks of summer.

[John Clay Wolf]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by Gimmethe Vid.com call in 800800 radio and check out the [e-mail] so speaking of Florida, we got

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Jason in Tampa or St. Pete. Your ex wife stabbed you three times and then stabbed herself. Why did she stab you three times, then stab herself?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Well, this is the deal. We were drinking and partying and then went to bed, had our fun, you know, and she was on psych meds And I didn't know that she was that messed up on psych meds. I thought she was just a normal girl. And turns out, you know, I was like, I gotta get out of here. I'm gonna leave. And I started to leave, and she jumped up, butt naked, grabbed the knives out of the. Out of the kitchen drawer and stood in front of the door and wouldn't let me grab the door handle to the door and leave. And she swiped my hands like, three or four times and stabbed me in my arm.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay, so she didn't stab you in the heart and twist it.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

No, in the arm.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Toughen up, Jason.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Then I grabbed a chair to put between me and her. So she started coming after me with the knives, butt naked. And started coming at me with both knives, a knife in each hand.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It's all right. I'm down. I'm listening to her. Yeah. And was there a guy filming all this?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

And I had. I had to knock her down with the chair between me and her and the knives.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

And I finally got out the door and hauled ass, and I went to my cousin's house.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And then you came back the next day and you screwed her again because you started thinking about it. Yeah,

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

she crazy. What? But listen, I went to my cousin.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

That's a confession.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Tell him what. What just happened?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Did you get his credit card number? I charged for this.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Listen, y. Listen, my. My cousin was on the phone the whole time, and I was like, man, help me do something. And he said, I can't, man. I'm stuck here at the house. And so when I finally got away, next thing I know, helicopters and cops were all jumping over the fence to arrest me. Arrest me. Said, we got you, man. We got you. And I said, you ain't got nothing. What you got? And they slammed me in the car, and they had some woman asking me. Oh, you thought it was good, huh? You thought it was good? Some. Some investigator girl. And they took me to jail and they had me charged with. From her. She. She called the cops and said that I sexually assaulted her, that I held her down and stabbed her and choked her and all this crazy stuff. And I'm the one bleeding. I got cuts in me. And she stabbed herself like six times in the hip. And it barely. It barely went in, you know, little tiny stabs.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Was the investigator Puerto Rican?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

I don't know. Probably because it was in Tampa. And so I'm in jail with the public pretender, and I got no money, and I'm losing my job. I'm losing My car. And I'm facing 60 years. 60 years. That's what they told me. 60 you're facing. You're gonna go to jail for 60 years. I got no bond. And she's calling me every day to call in the jail to tell. They tell them that for me to call her and she's coming to visit me and everything. That's. That sounds like a victim, don't it?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Right? So how did it work out?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

And she was putting money on my books and everything. And how did it end up then when it came six months later, when it came to court time, she walked up with my public pretender and told the judge that she was on psych meds and drunk and belligerent and she don't remember nothing that happened the way it was.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So, yeah, did.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

They was consensual. And the judge. It was a woman judge. And she just laughed and she goes. She looked at me and she said, well, all charges are dropped and you're free to go.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Did you do six months in the county?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

And I lost my job and I almost lost my car and everything too.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And then you married. And then you married her, didn't you?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Listen.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah, you listen. You listen. You married her after this, didn't you?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yeah, I did.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yason. Jason. So I just. Just knew because you're just pw so bad. Eyes glazed over, can't even see straight.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

I grew up on Nebraska Avenue. What do you expect?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Hey, Pre K. Call Pre K sometimes email Pre Kane. He needs to send you some swag.

[Turley]

Send a picture of her too.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah, send a picture. He married that.

[J.D.]

You said that. I'm out, John. That's absurd. And then he goes, yeah, did.

[Bobbo]

It's the strangest thing. Have you ever had one come after you? The total buck naked?

[J.D.]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Wait, wait, wait.

[Bobbo]

No, it creates a different. When they hop out of bed, go for the knife and come back.

[J.D.]

You've had this.

[Bobbo]

There's. Yeah, there's a. There's like a Glenn Close and Fatal Attraction type allure to that. And though you're scared to death, right. And you're thinking, I could die here, it's just so beautiful. That femme fatale thing, you know? Baby, please don't stab me.

[J.D.]

You're insane.

[Bobbo]

Give me the knife, Wendy. Give me the knife, Wendy. And it. Yeah, it creates a different kind of memory because it's traumatic. I still have bad dreams about that.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So if you just turn it. Tune into the show and don't know what you're listening to. This is a car show. Yeah.

[J.D.]

No idea.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It's a Saturday morning car show and tomorrow morning for North Texas residents. We've had cars, coffee and quesadillas at the GMTV garage at my place. Bring your crazy ex wives. Bring your knives. Now bring your cars. Which are your. Which are your girls today.

[J.D.]

Sure. There you go.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

That's what, that's where the whole car thing is like. You've got your new interests, your love interests. Which are your cars? Bring them up to Walnut Springs, 9 o', clock, GMTV garage. Go to. Join us on the Facebook page. You can get instructions or just go to. I don't know if we've got it posted on the Walnut Springs rally page. Anyway, cars, coffee, quesadillas, tomorrow morning.

[J.D.]

They may leave you on the side of the road, but they'll never stab you.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And we're going to do it at the roadhouse this time instead of the cantina because last time we couldn't have so many people, we couldn't seat everybody at the cantina because it got kind of big. I have no idea. It's just a laid back thing. This is not some official. This is not. No, this is really. What it really is is I get up on Sunday mornings and I go drive these road tours.

[J.D.]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And people like, hey, I'd like to do that with you sometime. Hey, I'd like to do that with you. So I was like, hey, we got these restaurants in the garage and just meet me there, we'll go. And so then the fir. This is just the third time we've done it.

[J.D.]

I was gonna say third time.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It's fun. There's about it that you can do. It's a crazy eight road tour. You do one loop and it comes back and that's about one hour, 45 minutes actually. And then the other one and it's about one hour and you can do none. You can do both or you can

[J.D.]

do half, whatever you want to do.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yep. But we'll be at the garage at 9am Central. This is a good song. This is a damn good song. What makes you play this song?

[Turley]

I just saw it and I like it. And we're going out to break.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I was like, you know what?

[Turley]

It's a. It's actually. It's a really good song to drive. One of those songs that just kind of chill.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

This is about as smooth jam as Smooth Jam gets. I mean, the name of the band, I mean the name of the song. Strawberry letter 23. And the name of the band is Brothers Johnson, not the Brothers Johnson. Just were they Even brothers. I have no idea.

[Bobbo]

This is the one they played when Blowmount got his brains blown out.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Oh, in Jackie Brown. Jackie Brown. Yeah. This is some good stuff.

[Turley]

You have the window down. Just chill. Nice little ride.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf. Shows brought to you by givemetheven.com America's Best Car Buyer. Go to givemetheven.com if you'd like to sell yours right now. Pretty music out here. So happy and mild. Blue flowers echo from my Jerry

[John Clay Wolf]

the John Clay Wolf Show. America's largest weekend morning show. Call John toll free. 800, 800 radio. And now, senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Gas prices are climbing, tensions rising. Every guy in Texas is suddenly an expert on Middle east strategy. Have you noticed that? Yes. Buddy, you can't even fix your sprinkler system. Why don't you sit this one out? This Iran thing's getting serious. Yeah. You know it's bad when even the guys who usually say bomb them, bomb those.

[Turley]

Son of a.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

They're like, ah, maybe we should wait till after spring break.

[J.D.]

I got a trip planned.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Right. Did. Did we do anything overnight?

[J.D.]

Not that I know of. We do have some idea of some movement, of course, in the Iranian war. Looks like US troops are headed to the location in or near the Strait of Hormuz in Iran's southwestern border. Number one, Mike.

[Rachel Cohen (Attorney)]

The Pentagon is sending elements of the 82nd Airborne Division to the Middle east, raising the possibility that the Trump administration could decide to put boots on the ground. The 82nd has an immediate response force that can deploy anywhere in the world within 18 hours of receiving the miss. Those elements of the 82nd are headed that way. At the same time, a unit of 2500 marines is coming from the Pacific and another unit From California of 2500 Marines is on its way, expected to arrive over the next few weeks.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

California of the Pacific?

[J.D.]

Yes. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So one unit's coming from the Pacific and one unit's coming from California, out of the Pacific.

[Bobbo]

The other is probably from Pendleton. Yeah. That's a dangerous mix of boys, fellas. Yes, the Marines and 82nd Airborne. That's bad air mobile. These boys can't stay put.

[J.D.]

No.

[Bobbo]

Right, that's.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

These are.

[Bobbo]

These are the Chuck Norris's of the Army 82nd Airborne.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So do we like to start killing more and more of their leadership? Is that. I mean, what do you. J.D. if this was you, what would you do?

[J.D.]

Yeah, we started. You have to take them down to the point where they got. We are done. We have to give up. But. But they're not there yet. And they're so difficult to get along

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

with, these pesky little bastards.

[J.D.]

They really are.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

They're like, should we keep sniping? It sounds like our intel is better in these days than it was back in the day.

[J.D.]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So should we just keep pinching down their leadership and keep in which it makes them more and more and more confused?

[J.D.]

That would make.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

That's what we did the first. That's. We. We went in and we killed the. We took the queen bee out of the hive, expecting the hive to die. But they made three new queen bees and then the hive. The. So we just need to keep pinching off the queen bees.

[J.D.]

They've been doing this for 50 years. They're going to. Yes. Until the. Everybody's of any kind of leadership is gone. That's the only thing you really can do.

[Turley]

Well, now they've got these drones. They attacked a base in Saudi and 10 was flying drones.

[J.D.]

And we have boat drones now too.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And well, it's. Killed.

[J.D.]

Not killed, but no, not flying boats.

[Turley]

Twelve US service members were injured in the drone attack just overnight.

[J.D.]

Oh, I missed Saudi.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Why did they go hit Saudi?

[Turley]

They want to get them in there.

[J.D.]

Why. Why did Iran hit Sound. They just fired back at everybody. It's like a bar fight when you don't know who started it, you just start hitting people.

[Bobbo]

Well, there's sizable energy reserves in Saudi as well, so they're going for that. And they're just. They're just disrupting the world's oil market.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

But it's because they're our ally.

[J.D.]

Yeah, but don't you want Saudi on your side?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

So that shouldn't.

[Bobbo]

They don't understand that.

[J.D.]

No, they don't.

[Bobbo]

They're not. They're not coming from that point of view.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

The Prince Sultan Air Base is where our US troops are over there. So when we say they hit Saudi, did they hit our base?

[Turley]

Yes, the base. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay.

[Turley]

Drone.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So it wasn't like they were just taking a cheap shot at Saudi Arabia.

[Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

They hit us and we happen to be camped out of their place.

[J.D.]

Yeah. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Same with those tracks in Qatar and Oman. And that's. That's all they've got left. But if these, if these leaders that are left in Iraq, and I don't know if they have three or 30, if they ever learn to stay home like Hamas did, it's going to take forever to peel them out of there.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Speech impediment, Terence. When there's confusion, I Always lean on you to unravel the confusion. Can you tell me real quick what's really going on?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Okay. When they called, the guy said about girlfriend stabbed people. My wife last week. I said, this is. My wife stopped me. Oh, my gosh. She would have poked me. She stabbed me a few times. Gave me a concussion. And also the President.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Were you Whataburger at the time?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Huh?

[Bobbo]

Were you.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You told me she killed you while. Or she. She killed herself while you were at Whataburger. Is that right?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

No, no, no, no. I'm talking. Someone else is talking about their girlfriend doing that.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

No, no, no, no. You told us a story two weeks ago, and there was definitely Whataburger involved in a murder mystery you were working at. That's the cleanest thing he's ever since. So what? Where are you right now? He was team leader. All right, so what's that have to do with your wife stabbing you

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

and all? I did. Well, anyway, the president wants bills. Hundred dollar bills. And it says that a living president cannot be on currency. But it says none of them. He wants to get a coin, too. Gold coin. They'll put him on a gold coin, though.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay, I got it. Thank you.

[J.D.]

Signature. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You know you can decipher.

[J.D.]

Donald Trump's signature will be on the new 100 bills. He's the first sitting president to have an image or a signature on a hundred dollar or any bill while he's alive. While he's alive.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And Waterburger is going to take those bills first.

[J.D.]

Sure. That's exactly the tie in.

[Bobbo]

Funniest thing that was said about that last week. I didn't know Whataburger had Double murder and cheese on the menu.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Terrence, when you worked at Water Burger, what city was it in?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

It was in Austin, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Did a. Did an Indian fella own it? Like, was the owner an Indian guy?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Oh, isn't there some Spanish guy? Thank you. Whataburger. 1950.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You're talking about 1950. No, I'm not talking about the guy who owns Waterburger. I'm talking about the franchise holder, the franchisee of the Whataburger in Austin you worked at. Was it a Indian fella? And I don't mean Oklahoma.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Was no Indian fellow. Was some Mexican guy.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Thank you, Terrence.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

What?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Dusty in Mississippi. What have you got?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yeah, John, just wanted to check back with you. I saw you bought my truck last Saturday, that GMC Denali. And people asked me who I sold the truck to, and I said, give me the vin.com and they said, you mean that thing's for real? I said, well, I said the check cleared the bank. So I didn't. They must be for real.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It's so weird that there's still people after all these years that think that we're some kind of a scam. Damn. That's just. It blows my mind seems to. I've been on the radio for 20 effing years. I've run commercials all over the place for 10. Yep, I'm on live radio. We've got a YouTube channel at John Clay Wolf. We do videos every. I mean, very out there is what I'm saying. If it was a scam, you hide behind the cloak.

[J.D.]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I'm out in front of the, on the, on the front saying, throw tomatoes at me.

[J.D.]

It just seems too easy. I have customers every week come back and go, I'm amazed it was that easy.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Did you handle the guy from the low T center? Nope. Sisk?

[J.D.]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I was at dinner the other night. He just surprised me this. He said, dude, I sold it. We had a two year old truck, 3,000 miles on it, weren't using it and I wanted to try your deal. And everybody's like, no, I know this guy and you ought to do that. Everybody has so much opinions when it comes to car or real estate deals. And he said I was like having. Having to fade them off and like, listen, I want to try John's deal. I want to see. I know John personally, but I don't know his business life and I want to see how this goes. And he said his friends ran out and grabbed other offers from other people. He didn't want them. He said, I sold you my car. We went, we made the deal, it took six hours and the reason it took longer is because I had to. It was just because of him. He just said, dude, this was the smoothest, fastest, craziest. He said, it happened so fast it makes you feel like something's wrong.

[J.D.]

That's exactly what I have customers say, it can't be that easy and it happens quickly if the sick hours is him. Because I've done this stuff before. I had a guy one time at a CarMax and he called and I gave him a better deal. And he goes, he drove out within 45 minutes. He was in our parking lot. I handed him a check.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yep, sell us your car

[Bobbo]

so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

That's how you mean. I. We've engineered this thing and we're even trying to fine tune it better and better and better. And faster and smoother and smoother. It's like fine polish. It just works. That's what makes it work. Speed kills deals.

[J.D.]

Time, Time.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Time kills deals. Speed makes them happen. What's up? We have that Florida news. Go ahead, J.D. right.

[J.D.]

We got two minutes.

[Bobbo]

Now, from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State news with your certified lifeguard, J.D. ryan.

[J.D.]

The only. We only have, we have this Florida news and it's an airport story as well. So I'm very happy. 58.

[Bobbo]

Now it's time for plane talk with

[J.D.]

your captain, JD Ryan, 58 year old drunk man in Florida. I saw the video of this guy drove through the gates at Daytona beach airport and onto the field. That's actually a pretty big airport. Actually they have a. One of the biggest flight schools anywhere is right there at Daytona. So they have airplanes all over the place. He almost collided with the plane, jumped out, ran, chased an airplane down. And so why was this guy doing all this stuff? Well, what possible motivation did he have? Well, we have actually audio from the police body cam to find out why Brian Parker would chase airplanes. Cut number seven.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Is that an active Runway there?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yeah. What's the deal, man? I don't remember.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I was at my house, a bunch of drugs, drinking and smoking pot.

[J.D.]

Okay, we don't, we don't really at AA meetings ask you to go home and smoke pot and do cocaine. But if you do go to the airport, I love that party. When he was in the AA meeting, last thing I remember, I was in an A meeting. So he checked. Yeah, the cops grabbed him and he said he has no recollection. He was at a party, then he was in an AA meeting, then he was at the airport. Even when they cuffed him, he goes, what's my car doing here?

[Turley]

He drove onto the, drove through a

[J.D.]

fence onto the Runway.

[Bobbo]

Oh, he tried to get onto a couple of planes.

[J.D.]

Yeah. He walked up past propeller. I swear to God, he missed a propeller by maybe a foot and a half.

[Turley]

God, that reminds me, like in 86, there was this guy that drove a pace car onto the track in Talladega and he almost did a full lap.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

He was drunk.

[J.D.]

Drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[J.D.]

This guy was way wasted. Wow. So anyway, that's, that's fun in Florida.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

The best Florida news was the stabbing call we had this morning that ended up in marital bliss.

[J.D.]

Oh, yeah. How do you ever, ever trust that woman again? How do you go to sleep at night?

[Bobbo]

Because he's seen her naked with a Knife. I'm telling you, it's very alluring.

[J.D.]

You frightened me, Bob. That you've been there.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Charlie, have you ever had a woman, like, try to kill you or anything weird? No.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

No.

[Turley]

I've seen it with my friend getting his car just keyed, and we had to get the cops out there and she was going crazy. It was. That was a bad scene.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Wow. My car got keyed and shot once. Shot like a.22. I mean, if you're a shooter guy's car, do it with something better than.22. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars, the radio for America's Best Car Buyer. GiveMeTheEven.com you can go to J C W Show.com click through to the live stream. As this show goes on, if we lose you in a time zone around the country, it's always [e-mail] and we've got the damnedest video coming up today that. I hope it's as good as I think it is. You just have to watch it. Go to jcwshow.com and click through to the video thing at noon Central. It goes up. They've been working on it for two weeks.

[J.D.]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I'll tell you about a minute right

[John Clay Wolf]

from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, broadcasting on air online, anywhere, anywhere you are with a smartphone and an Internet connection. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800-800-radio.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I wonder if the Red Hot Chili Peppers to like kids that are 10 years younger feels like the Eagles to us. Because they're, like, overplayed maybe.

[Turley]

I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Are they the Eagles? I'm not saying they're good or bad. I'm just saying I want. Are they the Eagles of that decade? I'm going with that. I'm not asking, I'm telling.

[Turley]

Okay. You feel that way.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

That's how I feel.

[Turley]

They have a new documentary on a Netflix. I haven't seen it yet.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And it's called Red Hot Chili Pepper. When Hell Freezes Over.

[Turley]

Not just their start, their story. And Flea has a new CD out.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Oh, yeah, of course he does.

[Turley]

It's a jazz cd. He plays the trumpet and he plays it very well.

[Bobbo]

I saw him playing on the Late show the other night. He was walking on his hands, man.

[J.D.]

Flea is still alive.

[Bobbo]

Fully alive.

[Turley]

It's not for everybody, the album, but it's, you know, if you like jazz, it's different.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Did you see Shaq? The Sex Messages with Sabrina Carpenter?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

How about that?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I mean, how could you take any text messages? You've seen what AI can do with video and audio and people's voices. I mean, text messages would be something that a third grader could change up now.

[J.D.]

Yeah, he's denied, of course, that there are any of Maria. He claims that they went viral. Completely made up, actually. Here he is on the big podcast, reading some of the messages that were initially attributed to him. Cut number four.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Mike, is this an AI picture?

[J.D.]

All right, read that.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Shaq exposed for shooting. Shot at Sabrina Carpenter, bro.

[J.D.]

All right, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[Bobbo]

Shaq.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Damn, baby.

[J.D.]

I would keep your farts in a cologne bottle and spray it on me every day.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

That's crazy.

[J.D.]

And Sabrina says you're way too famous to be sending me message like that.

[Bobbo]

Shaq, I can't be horny and want

[J.D.]

some of that snow Bunny.

[Bobbo]

Kidding.

[J.D.]

For myself. You're being rude for no reason.

[Bobbo]

You can't handle Big Diesel anyway. Is that me or is that Cap?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah, I definitely do not believe that.

[Bobbo]

Thank you. Yeah, it went viral. Hey, look, you see that?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And it has your picture photoshopped and then supposedly you DMing her.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Social media is a dangerous game.

[Bobbo]

The Diesel got way more game than that.

[Turley]

Definitely.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Cap, that's.

[Turley]

How do you believe that? How did she believe that?

[J.D.]

Yeah, right.

[Bobbo]

Did she blame it? She responded, I guess. She's a hot little number.

[J.D.]

Well, yeah, but it's got nothing to do with the fact that all of it's fake.

[Bobbo]

No, but I mean, how often do you like Triple Threat? If. If she can act.

[J.D.]

Oh, yeah, we got it. You're good.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. It's JLO all over again. I saw her on SNL a few weeks ago. The Sabrina Carpenter.

[Turley]

And the first thing you're gonna tell her is like, I'm gonna put my

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

farts in a bottle. Or your farts in a bottle spray.

[J.D.]

Yeah, that sounds like something she'd say.

[Bobbo]

Bobbo's got one game than that.

[Turley]

No, that's not your first line.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Everybody's like, we like her music. Like, no, no, no. You like her outfits. Relax, relax. Easy.

[Bobbo]

Her songs are pretty easy on the ear.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Half the crowd is screaming lyrics and the other half the crowd of men are googling her images. Sure. So she's got it going on. Yep. Is she a big booty?

[Turley]

No, she's just a little tiny spinner.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Perfect. Yeah. Is she Vietnamese? No, no, Perfect.

[Turley]

She's Snow Bunny. This is her music. Sexual sounding. You know,

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Greg. In what city? Dmv. Where's dmv? Virginia.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Man.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay. Oh, gotcha. Gotcha.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I was wonder.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

I was asking Prek, when did. When did you all start? Aaron in D.C. because I've been listening

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

to you ever since. Seven years ago. Seven, eight years ago, I've been listening.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

I've been listening every Saturday. And now I was telling Pre K. What am I gonna do every Saturday? I drink and start drinking in the morning all day long. Now you guys are gonna be off the air in July.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What am I gonna do on Saturday? Well, the government is paying me quite amount of money to stop doing this, so it'll curb alcoholism because they think that I can curb alcoholism since I've coached all you guys up to start doing day drinking on Saturday mornings. I don't know. And I need to get the final show day. They were calling me the other day. So what is the final show day? And I've got to figure out when our 20th year is so that I can pay. It's in June. I know it is. So probably do it. I better be the last. Let's just say the last week. What's the last Saturday of June? That'll be the 20 years.

[Turley]

Right now. They can go to jcwshow.com that's where you can watch and keep to get.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

I do do that too.

[J.D.]

27th.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

June 27th is our last show.

[J.D.]

June 27th.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

June 27th. And. But we'll keep doing some podcasts and videos and stuff. It won't. I don't know what we're going to do exactly, but I'm not going to be glued to this anymore, I can tell you that. I'm sorry, Greg. You don't pay me enough to do this job. Do you want to. I mean, thanks for the good time? No, but, you know, we got a little time left. All right. Thanks, sir. 8008-0072-3480-0800- radio.

[J.D.]

And you know what's gonna happen next Saturday? Tony LaRue is gonna be in town.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good.

[J.D.]

We have 162 tickets sold.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

We got more than that. Sold. Okay. The place will hold 450.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

I didn't know.

[J.D.]

I'm behind the times.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yep. So you need to hurry up. Okay.

[J.D.]

My bad.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

8008-0072-3480-0800. Speech impediment. Terrence, will you come do the show for me if I. After the last show, will you. You want to take the mic and continue on? Yes. Okay.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Right now.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Are you in a bus station?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

No, we're outside the courtyard. Spring Terrace. They give us the graphic of donut and snots.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

All right, thank you, Michael. In North Carolina. I don't think 04 GT is worth 10,000. Really? Mustang.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

04.04. Wait, what? When did the.

[Bobbo]

That.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

That's when the body style changed. No, I'm getting scrapped. 03 Terminator. 04 was 70. Is the same body style as the 03. Is that right?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yes, sir. It's the 40th anniversary edition.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

40th anniversary of what? Of Ford sucking. Oh, geez. Oh, I like Fords. I like Mustangs. It's just fun to listen to everybody like anybody. Like it matters. I mean, who cares?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

I got you. I got.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah, we got a 70,000 mile Mustang. No. Can't make it work.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yeah, Manual transmission, convertible.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Go run an ad. Damn high and crush fingers. That's full blown retail. Plus that body style is just not that desirable in my opinion. Damn it. There was something I was wanting to talk about. I don't remember what it was. I shouldn't have taken that call because I had something good loaded in my brain and it's gone.

[Bobbo]

The war.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

No.

[J.D.]

Nope.

[Turley]

Tiger Woods.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Man, that some can't drive. Damn.

[Rachel Cohen (Attorney)]

How many times?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It's about a no driving him effort.

[J.D.]

3.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

4.

[Bobbo]

4.

[Turley]

Fourth time you got the money to get a driver.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

But he doesn't just wreck. He rolls.

[J.D.]

Rolls?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

He rolls his car. So Tiger Wood flips his Range Rover yesterday. Was it like in a. It was not in a highway setting blacktop.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And he's just sitting there balancing on the side. Balancing. Bob rolls his rent Rover and in California rolled that Buick or something a couple years ago. Broke his leg all hell up.

[Turley]

And then 17, he fell asleep behind the wheel in his bends. And then 2009, he crashed his Escalade into a fire hydrant.

[Bobbo]

Well, his wife chased him with a golf club down the driveway.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Was that that same wreck? The golf club wrecker? Was the golf club wreck a different thing?

[Turley]

That's the same one.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay.

[Turley]

Yeah, that's where it all started.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Did she knock his teeth out or is that just a meme?

[Turley]

Yeah, that's a meme. He didn't knock his teeth out. But the direct didn't do help. Familiar.

[Bobbo]

She didn't do any good for the Escalade at all.

[Turley]

No, no, that's where it all. That's where it just started for him. Just to unwind.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Well, I think it started unwinding before that because he had quite the resume of poontang.

[Turley]

Well, yeah, but it didn't come to light until 2009. That's when everybody's like, oh, Tiger's got some issues.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So a driver to the head and then you drive your. You drive your. Laid into a tree or a fire hydrant.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Oh, my God. Bless his heart.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

He seems happy, though.

[J.D.]

He does.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

You don't look happy.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

He's. He's.

[Turley]

He's got a pill problem.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[Turley]

I mean, that's.

[J.D.]

That's zero alcohol in his blood, they say. So it had to be pills.

[Turley]

I wonder what Tiger's mom would say about this. She can't be happy about it.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Tiger Woods. Mom, did you hear about your son's new wreck? Thank you for joining us this morning.

[J.D.]

I'd be worried.

[Bobbo]

Oh, wow. Do you see my son Tiger?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

We saw.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, we saw only television.

[J.D.]

I know.

[Bobbo]

He rolled his Land Rover.

[J.D.]

He did roll his Land Rover.

[Bobbo]

It's not funny.

[J.D.]

No, it's not funny.

[Bobbo]

I never. Good driver.

[J.D.]

No.

[Bobbo]

When he was child, we buy him the Hot Wheels.

[J.D.]

Oh, Hot Wheels.

[Bobbo]

They were not so hot.

[J.D.]

No.

[Bobbo]

Until he discovered how to use six iron. He takes his Hot Wheels.

[J.D.]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

Into the yard.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And his six iron.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Whack. Okay.

[Bobbo]

And he drive the Hot Wheels 140 yards onto the green at 68 yards per hour. This is what we call the wrong car.

[J.D.]

Wrong car.

[Bobbo]

Very wrong.

[J.D.]

Very wrong.

[Bobbo]

Oh, I hope he's okay.

[J.D.]

He'll be all right.

[Bobbo]

He's tearing his power.

[J.D.]

He got out of jail, that is.

[Bobbo]

Ate four bottles of baby aspirin.

[J.D.]

Four bottles of baby aspirin with a

[Bobbo]

entree from the Panda Kitchen.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Oh, Kung Pao.

[Bobbo]

And two bottles of.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Of Bud Weiss. Two bottles.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What do you order when you go to the Chinese restaurant?

[Bobbo]

Oh, I recogn. Oh, yeah, it was spicy. Mother.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What'd she say? Versal.

[Bobbo]

General

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

speech impediment. Terrence, do you have any questions for Tiger Wood's mother while we have you on the phone?

[Turley]

No.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Well, let's go on DWI DUI driving.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Can you do an impersonation of Tiger Wood's mother. One more time? Wait. Like. Like what Bobo just did? I want you to try out to be Tiger Wood's mother on the show. Real quick.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

What?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Do an impersonation. I want to see if you can replace Boba as Tiger woods mother on the show.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Tiger Woods.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

All right, we'll be back in a minute. We got to get a break. What did he say? Chop suey. Be right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevent.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay and this

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

is the Lightning round. Dial a deal. All the bids are [e-mail] Tommy in Houston. You've got a what, what? 20 vet with 22.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Is it a convertible or hard top?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Hard top.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What color? And is it a stick?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

It's red.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Manual or Automatic?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Just 50 grand, buy it.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

You said 50.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

No, I said does 50 grand buy it?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

No, no, no. I'm looking for 60.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay. Do you want to meet in the middle?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

I'm sorry, say again?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Do you want to meet in the middle?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

No, I mean, I've got an offer for 58. 5 right now. And I'm going to meet a guy for 6 to write off for 60 if he. If he likes it.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So are these retail people, like they want to buy it for themselves?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yeah, once a Nissan dealership, north side of Houston. Yeah, there's another dealer.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay, so these aren't retail people.

[Turley]

These are dealers.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You got. You got wholesale offers at 58 grand

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

and another one for 60 after he. After he does a look over on it.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay, so this thousand upgrades to it also I missed. So I don't have that information. See. So tell me about what's. Because that's what I'm saying. There's a missing piece of the puzzle here. If the money's that different, so what it. What's the upgrades?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

So I've got a $5,000 Voss and wheels and tires. I've got LMR Lim on a Racecraft exhaust on. It was about 6,500. And then I've got a front splitter, about a 3, 500 package on the front splitter. And the.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What about the wing? What about the rear? Did you put the wing on it? Yeah. So it's got an arrow package, but it's aftermarket.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yeah. And it's a Z51 pack also.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So if I give you 60, I own it?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yeah, I'd say so you're going it.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So I've got a place in Sugar Land. I've got Turley, where all our places in Houston, they can drop it off.

[Turley]

Sugar Land, they got one over in spring. You got one over in Memorial area.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So you plenty of loaded in. Have you already been talking to somebody? Give me the vin.com.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

yeah, I got a. I got an offer from you guys for 55. 5.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Well, you got to automate it off. You got an automated offer, right? Yeah, because that's just a computer. But you got to understand that I'm having to explain this to People. So don't make me look stupid, because it's gonna make me look stupid. Nobody knows you got 15 grand worth of stuff on it except you. And I've enlightened that. My computer doesn't know. I didn't know. But now that I know, I stepped right up. There you go.

[J.D.]

All right?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

You own it.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

All right, so go. Go back to. Go back to. Give me the vin.com or whoever your guy was, if it's in. Tell them anyway. We can get somebody with you right now, and they can if you want to do that. Do you have a title? Yeah, go ahead and take pictures of the title, front and back. Take pictures of your driver's license. Go ahead and send that over. Let's get it loaded so I can get you paid quick. I get you paid today. All right, bye. Yep, yep. Another one in Houston. Capri 13 Camaro Z Fit ZL1 salvage title.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Where did you buy it? Or did the title get salvaged on your time, or did you buy it that way?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

I bought it that way. And like I said, the only reason it's. It's got a salvage title because it was stolen and the insurance company couldn't recover it in time, so they had to put a salvage title.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Is it a hard top or convertible?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

No, it's a hardtop with. With the sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

How long ago did you buy it?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

I bought it about two years ago.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So it's a ZL1, which is that the LSA motor?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Guys, Chevrolet back, you know, was it 15 years ago, they made a ZL1 comeback. And it's a special edition Camaro. It's cool rig. You know, the car's worth 30 grand without the story. And we typically bid salvage titles for 50 of the normal money, which would be 15 grand.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Because they're salvage titles, dude. They're not financeable. It's different. There's. There's a. There's a different value there. You know that, right?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yeah, I mean, I. I get it. I get it. But, you know, it's like, it's. It's a collector car too. Right, right, right.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So what. What's. What's it take to buy it?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

I mean, I was. I was hoping for like 35.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I mean, I could probably put it online. Hang on, hang on. We just established the fact that the normal money on a non branded car is low 30s, right? You're like. Yeah, yeah, okay. We're all good there. We agree. How much is your branded salvage total car? 35. Why is that?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

I've seen. I've seen these cars online listed.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Dude, I sold one for 28 on Wednesday with 42,000 miles. I've seen him too. I get you. I'm with you. But, but can you catch a mullet walking down the street with some money that he inherited and hit him and punch him in the face and knock him out, take his money, stick him in this car with a salvage title? You can. Yes. You can do that. You're that kind of sales guy. You can do that. But the real money on this car, it is worth more than a normal salvage title. A, because it doesn't have structural damage for if your story matches up or wreck damage. And B, it's a collector car of sorts. So I bet you're hard headed enough if I gave you 25 grand on it on a salvage title. 13 ZL1. You pass.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yeah, I bet.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

All right. Oh, I got out of that one, Turtle. You did? What if I give you 27?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

No, no, that's not gonna make y'

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

all notice what I was saying. I said what if I. I did not offer. It's all good, man. Go shop that, shop that, shop that. Have fun with your salvage title, ZL1. And he is right fundamentally that his car is worth more than the typical salvage title because the story and what it is. But he is wrong on the price. All right, we'll be right back. Officials in New Mexico are reopening investigations into the ranch that Jeffrey Epstein owned. And they should have known something was up when Epstein's ranch was all ponies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yo. We're back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free 800, 800 radio [e-mail] where you can also check out the podcast from coast to coast host and all over the world. You're listening to the world famous John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I realized college was beat almost a but I didn't when I. My business teacher never owned a business and the fitness coach looked like he ate the gym. Did you go to college?

[J.D.]

I didn't. Central Missouri State University. Yeah. My degree degrees in aviation technology. And you're right, there's people teaching aviation technology to people that know nothing. I know nothing about real aviation. Also went to radio classes from people that had never been on broadcast radio before.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And they were teaching you?

[J.D.]

Yes, my instructor because I was on the local radio station at the time. Koko Warrensburg and Koko Warrensburg, Missouri. There you go. 14:50am we signed off at midnight. Anyway, he would ask me questions I'm like, dude, you're the professor.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Did you see where the. Speaking of aviation, did you see where that Long island plane took off and hit a coyote?

[J.D.]

Hit the coyote.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I mean, that doesn't happen in Long island very often.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

No.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Maybe a lobster

[J.D.]

anywhere.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You know, I'm kind of pissed off. They're, like, taking our stuff, our varmints, our critters, right. And getting them in the news up there. That's bull. That's not right.

[J.D.]

Jersey.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

They're making stuff up.

[J.D.]

It was a JetBlue flight headed to Rhode Island. From Rhode island to New York City. Turned around after it hit a coyote.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

If I was a coyote up there, I'd at least want to get hit by an American, right? American Airlines. Not a jet blue hit by a white trash airplane.

[J.D.]

Actually, we have one of the passengers talking about the coyote hit number five.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

We got on the plane, everything was going good. We heard a thud. And then after the thud, we still took off. We were up in the air for about 10, 15 minutes.

[Caller/Guest]

And then all of a sudden, the

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

captain came on and said, this is the flight crew. And we heard that thug. We had coyote.

[Caller/Guest]

We are now on our way back to Providence.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Pvd. We thought it was actually a joke at first. We're like, is that like code for something else? Like, what's going on? We didn't know. The kid's autistic.

[J.D.]

Yeah. Pilot. Why?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

The guy talking right there.

[J.D.]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I can hear it. God.

[J.D.]

What's weird is you're probably right.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Is that a pilot talk?

[J.D.]

No, that was a passage.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

There's an autistic pass.

[J.D.]

Yeah. Pilots get on.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Listen to him again. Go. And we got on the plane.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Everything was going good.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

We heard a thud. And then after the thud, we still took off. We were up in the air for about 10, 15 minutes.

[Caller/Guest]

And then all of a sudden, the

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

captain came on and said, this is the flight crew. And we heard that thud. We hit a coyote.

[Caller/Guest]

We are now on our way back to Providence.

[Turley]

It definitely, definitely

[J.D.]

get on joke a lot about hitting things. Anyway, it's kind of weird. This is even stranger. Hard to believe. Yeah. We actually have the coyote on the air with us in this video.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

No, no, no, no, dude.

[J.D.]

We flew this coyote in from New Jersey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just.

[Turley]

He's hurting.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Well, I'm gonna go sit on the couch while y' all do this.

[J.D.]

Anyway, are you here with us? He's up on the. There he is by the microphone.

[Bobbo]

Don't tell your boss. Don't worry about me. You don't ask me anything.

[J.D.]

He's from Jersey.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

He's a Jersey Jew coyote. Hello.

[Bobbo]

My name is Kristoff Kinicki.

[J.D.]

Christoph Kinicki. Good to meet you.

[Bobbo]

It's an unfortunate thing about the aircraft.

[J.D.]

Yeah, you got hit.

[Bobbo]

I went all the way to Providence from Stirling, Connecticut for my annual spring hunting trip to pursue the delicious but elusive ring tipped pheasant.

[J.D.]

The ring tipped pheasant.

[Bobbo]

I first spotted my prey loitering near the dumpsters in back of the food services court at TF Green International. Okay, very busy location, busy area. He looked lost and confused. So concealing my killer instinct, I approached him and very politely says, what do you say, my friend? You look like you could use a snack. And sent out a delicious helping of Ritz crackers, which, as we all know, are kosher.

[J.D.]

Yes, they are.

[Bobbo]

So even after I catch and eat him, the crackers will still be a blessing. His response, though quite gracious, was unintelligible. I caught it on my Acme body cam. Listen to this. Oh, he sounded just like that.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Amazing.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Amazing.

[Bobbo]

Well, he ate a whole box of Ritz crackers in roughly a second and a half. And just as I reached for him, he addressed me once more. He did.

[Little Person Caller]

Oh.

[Bobbo]

And was gone.

[J.D.]

He split. I could hear it.

[Bobbo]

Apparently the ring necked pheasant is incredibly fast on the ground.

[J.D.]

Yeah, the.

[Bobbo]

Now my cousin from Arizona, Wiley.

[J.D.]

Wiley. Is your cousin?

[Bobbo]

Also an avid hunter.

[J.D.]

I've heard of him.

[Bobbo]

Recommended that I purchase a pair of the Acme rocket powered sneakers.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Oh.

[Bobbo]

So I took off. You took off at what seemed like around 140 miles an hour down the tarmac after the bird.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

And ran right into an Airbus 320.

[Turley]

That's how it happened.

[Caller/Guest]

Ouch.

[Bobbo]

That's what I said. Luckily I still have four days of vacation.

[J.D.]

You do.

[Bobbo]

And four more boxes of delicious Ritz crackers. Because.

[J.D.]

Because what?

[Bobbo]

As my Uncle Heyman always told me what he said, never pay retail.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So remember, real quick, on the way out, I need to plug Incogni, which is a spam blocking software. What have you got? You got my. I got your report.

[Turley]

John.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

John's report. Yeah. If you want to get rid of all the robocalls in the. The boiler room calls and the text and you know, just this crazy amount of. What do you call it? Phone calls? Spammy ass calls. I had 350, I think incogni. You go to jcwshow.com, click the incogni button and it will quick setup. It'll block all this stuff.

[Turley]

How many does John.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So I had four. 426.

[J.D.]

You win.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So I had 426 bugs.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Where your name was. Your name information was on 426 websites.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I was wondering why my. Why my phone quit ringing. Yep, that's why.

[J.D.]

It'll kill.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And the text messages stopped coming.

[J.D.]

I had a weird deal this week. They actually emailed me and they said, did you put your name on? And they gave me a website and I wrote back and said no. They immediately, immediately called back and said, we got it, we'll handle it.

[Bobbo]

That's a great feature, man.

[J.D.]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

That's a great feature.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Incogni. Go to jcwshow.com, click that button. You get 60 off going through that link and it'll stop all this crazy spam crap.

[J.D.]

Spam and junk.

[John Clay Wolf]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show From coast to co coast, the number one weekend morning show in America. Call in 800 radio and check out the [e-mail].

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

hey, my listeners on the east coast like Carolinas, Virginia, if y' all know anything about a lady named Vivian and the company is called Pump Boys, go to GMTV garage and send me a note. Or you can call in right now if you really know something. But we've got this deal. We've been working on buying these cars from this lady. She crazy, crazy, crazy. And I think she did a bunch of mechanics liens on people's cars.

[Turley]

What is the name again?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Pom. Pump Boys. Pump Boys. You know, but I just. They mechanically leaned on so many people's cars. I bet there's some people that are our listeners that are victims of theirs. And I don't want to buy any of theirs cars if I buy some

[Turley]

because then they'll come to you.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I mean, legally, we've been in the background on Legally you can't. But I just, it's one of those questions like, is it worth messing with? Do you want the heat in the bad feel like Bobbo lost his car to these people. And so they brought his car in for a restoration. He signed the paperworks, they started upping the bills, he started arguing with them. And then they do this trick around and pop the car on a. Mechanically, he loses his car. This didn't happen once. This happened like 50 times.

[Turley]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Or a hundred times.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And so what is a scam?

[Turley]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I mean, well, no, I'm allegedly.

[Turley]

Okay, sorry. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

People are accusing of that and they fought it off in court and it's just pretty hot set of cars is what I'm saying. But legally, I don't know you. Normally I don't talk about these things on the radio until they're done, but I don't care.

[Turley]

Just need more information.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

This has been. No, it's just been going on so long, I'm just kind of punting.

[Bobbo]

It's become quite common in places I read about it.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

No, I'm just talking about this particular deal. This has been going on for six months and I'm just kind of like whatever.

[Turley]

Is that a normal thing for mechanics to do something like that?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I'm not crooked ones or not crooked ones that don't get paid because that happens a lot of times. People bring their cars to shop and they want to do a hundred thousand dollar resto. They put 10,000 down. They, the shop gets 20,000 in. They don't get the rest, they don't get the next payment. So the shop owns the car.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Every day Joe needs a new transmission, you know.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You're like oh, 3,000.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And you order the parts and they sign the release and they get it and they install it and they're like hey, I can't pay for the transmission. Like why keep in the car?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it can be an honest legal thing. And they, and they have to keep the car until you pay for. You have a certain amount of time

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I think did you can sell it.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Turley]

But this place did it hundreds of times. And what was the name?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I don't know about hundreds, but it was a pump boys. Pump boys. But if you, if you Google it, you'll see all this new. It was on the, on the headline news like the local Charlotte Raleigh news. Vivian Pompano. Anyway, it's really weird deal. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And we were, I'm, you know, I got sideways with her. Imagine that. No, she's pretty rough. So she's dealing with our guys and we go through all these lists and we make a contract. We're doing all this. And then I finally get her on the phone because she's just, she's being real pushy. I said hey lady, these cars have hair all over them.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And I'm offering this and I'm going to pay this. And I've called the local authorities, I've called the D.A. i've spent a little money background in this situation to make sure you're not getting me into a trap. I said there's still some hair on. And you don't have normal cars. You don't get to get normal prices.

[J.D.]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I'm not stealing them, but I'm not overpaying for them. Here's what we're doing. And when I let her know that I knew about the situation, that I called the Feds, she was so pissed off.

[J.D.]

Oh, busted.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah. She was so mad because she was going along with me all the time. Like, we built this one and we did this. You never said. Yeah. I pop this from all these people and she's like, none of these cars that I'm selling. You were repossessions. I'm like, yeah, sure. And none of this stuff in the news is real.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And the files down at the DA's office was not real either.

[J.D.]

It's all made up, just alleged.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I don't know. I. I just. If anybody really. What I'm doing here is putting a shout out if anybody has any background on the East Coast. I'd like to hear your side of the story before I get any deeper in this.

[J.D.]

Speaking of scams on the east coast, did you hear the Maryland homeowner? This is just awful. She has these guys, Six guys from Guatemal come in to redo her house. You've had that happen, John?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I put all that out there and didn't give a contact info. Okay, sorry. Yeah. Jcwshow.com you can click email, John, or you can go to GMTV garage, or you just call in now. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio now. You got it, boss.

[J.D.]

Okay, we have the Maryland homeowner. She brings these six guys in to work on her house, about $10,000 worth of work, and then she calls ICE on them.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah, that's kind of the same kind of thing, what we're talking about very much.

[J.D.]

That's why I was thinking about this.

[Bobbo]

It is.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It's.

[J.D.]

It's a scam.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Doing Polish version.

[J.D.]

She got away. Well, so far she's been slammed on social media. But, you know, what do you care? The work's done and they're gone. And then she didn't have to pay.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, but snitches get stitches, man.

[J.D.]

That's what I hear. And of course, they left all the tools behind it. Yeah, he has, baby.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I mean, what a crappy good.

[J.D.]

Just a horrible human.

[Turley]

I mean, you know.

[J.D.]

But what do you mean, you know?

[Turley]

She's trying to. She's trying to.

[J.D.]

Trying to what? Help the country. Yeah, right.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Civic duty.

[Bobbo]

That's the kind of thing. Wrap around your karma.

[J.D.]

Right, Right. But there they did. They did bust her on social media, and people are doing that so unbelievable. Unbelievable.

[Bobbo]

Narcs, man.

[J.D.]

People will do narcs. And between the shutdown with the government, the Iranian war, and Somalian fraudsters in Minnesota, some Americans get this, Are so upset with the government, they're saying they're not going to pay their federal taxes this year.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Just pay them another 1200. I'm sure you can fix that, too. Here's.

[J.D.]

Yeah, here's the attorney actually talking about these people that are mad at the government, so they're not going to pay their taxes. You call those people felons, by the way. And here's the attorney, Rachel Cohen. Cut number two.

[Rachel Cohen (Attorney)]

I'm not paying my federal income tax this year. I am an attorney. This is obviously not legal advice. And so I filed my taxes after I got all of my 1099s and my W9 from my original employer. And I owed about 8, $800 in federal income tax and about $3,000 in state income tax to Illinois. Musician Joan Baez used to withhold 60% of the taxes that she owed the government at the end of every year as a form of protest over the 60% of the budget that went to the military industrial complex. So this is not new, but she's not paying taxes.

[J.D.]

New attorney.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

She sees a shrink and is on prescription medicine. How do you know this? I can feel it.

[Bobbo]

Because he's psychic. Great Kreskin.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Listen to her.

[J.D.]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Somebody just slap her and shut her up.

[Bobbo]

She's assuming a lot. My dad got into this no tax thing years ago. He bought this book. I think he found it on the Shotgun News.

[J.D.]

Your dad?

[Bobbo]

Yes. And he was totally in the. Well, that income tax not constitutional. They're not going to make me say that. You know, admiralty flag and all. And he was like, totally into it. I said, dad, I was about 16 at the time. I said, dad, that just sounds little. Little inky to me.

[J.D.]

Yeah, I don't.

[Bobbo]

I don't think you should try it. And I don't think he ever did. But they're. They're out there.

[J.D.]

They're out there.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Real quick. Frank in Vegas. Is this the Frank in Vegas who had the Vietnamese made that wanted to sell the $300 VW those blind?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yes, yes. Same thing. Have you ever heard, okay, supposedly she found this buyer over in France.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

And he was talking something about putting the car in escrow.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah. What's the sales price of the car?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Actually have such a thing? I've never heard of it.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What is the sales price of this car? What does she sell it for?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Okay. She's supposedly getting 125 for it.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

He's gonna scam her out of some money is what's fixing to happen. This is the car that you and I both agreed is worth a couple thousand dollars about three months ago. Yeah, but she's getting 12. She's getting 12 five for it now suddenly in France. And he's throwing a new kink about some escrow. And I promise you, before this deal is over, she's gonna need to put some money somewhere for him to do her part of the deal and she's gonna lose it. And then you're gonna be calling me again. And I'm tired of talking about a five hundred dollar Volkswagen Bug from some Vietnamese lady this blind. How do you drive a $500 bug if you're blind?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yeah, well, she's getting cataract surgery. She thinks your eyes are gonna get better and. Yeah, well, I think I did get the thing started.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah, listen, I don't care.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

The. Her eyes are.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yeah, laugh at me all you want.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing at her. Her. So if she takes a one off of that, I think she's seeing that one on the front of that 12 5. I think it's 2500.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

All right. Good luck, guys. Good luck. Yeah. Last phone call from you in Vegas on this blind Vietnamese ladies 500 bug that's in storage that he got running. This is why I don't like talking to people.

[J.D.]

I get it. I get it, man.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

This is why I stay away from people. It's unfortunate, but, like, when I answer that guy's Facebook message when I wake up in the middle of the night.

[Bobbo]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And I see. I mean, I get a lot. 50 to 100 every 48 hours of listener fan mail, Right? Sure. And when I reply to him to actually try to help him, then he's going to keep coming back. And then now I'm glued to the deal. And when I stop communicating with him, I've just turned into an a hole.

[J.D.]

Now you're the bad guy.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Now I'm a bad guy, so it's easier just not to talk to anybody. And if you take a walk and this is awful, I'll tack your feet. Cause I'm the tax man. He's awful. Now don't ask me what it's for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show with John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What's the name of that band? Oh, Rascal Flats with the lesbian woman Singer is a Highway.

[J.D.]

That's a guy.

[Turley]

Yeah. There's no.

[J.D.]

It's not a lesbian.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah, I know. I've been saying that for years. It's a joke. And I saw Theo Vaughn rip off my joke.

[Bleacher Report Announcer]

Did he?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah. Saying that. That if you look at a picture of the Rascal Flat singer, it definitely looks like a lesbian woman.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

At the right angle. Not straight on all the time, but if you catch him in the right angle. Yep.

[Bobbo]

Or. Country music's changing, man.

[J.D.]

They've been around forever. Rascal Flats, Come on.

[Bobbo]

I know they've been around for. I'm talking about in a general sense. Country music is changing.

[J.D.]

That is absolutely true.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. I heard Georgia Florida lines getting back together. Or is it Florida Georgia line?

[J.D.]

Who cares?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Who cares?

[Turley]

Are you gonna have this tune while you're driving through when you're doing coffee?

[Bobbo]

This is Driving cars.

[Turley]

Coffee in Quesadilla. Yeah, I mean it's, it's. It's a driving song.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You know, I'll probably listen to Strawberry 23 or whatever.

[Turley]

But yeah, not, not so much.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Listen. Listening to George Trait Straight just makes my truck drives slower. Yeah. Like a paid off mortgage. It just doesn't care anymore.

[J.D.]

Doesn't care.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

George Straight, you know really well the joke was listening to slow to old country music makes my car drive slower. And it does. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Even his quick stuff is pretty relaxing, man.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Tomorrow morning, 9:00am Walnut Springs, we meet at the garage in the Rattlesnake at. Not the Rattlesnake, the roadhouse. Sorry. 9:00am and we're gonna have breakfast there. Cars and coffee and Walnut Springs tomorrow morning. Ain't that big a deal. It's not formal, it's just. And then we go and do a couple tour roads after that. About 11. The Crazy 8 tour road that we put together takes about one hour each loop and both of them center in the middle here. What.

[J.D.]

How many folks showed up last time?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

50, 60.

[J.D.]

That's a lot of cars.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Bring exotics too. Because dude, these, these roads are killer ass turning driving roads. I mean it's like a racetrack.

[Turley]

You just want to go fast.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

There should be. There should be two sets of them. The old, the. The classic collector cars and the Porsches and the Lambos. Because it's. I mean, it's good you let them

[Turley]

go out front first.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I don't know, we just do whatever we want to do. Just do it.

[Bobbo]

Just.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I mean everybody pass each other. But what we need to do is get with the sheriff's department, set off this one section that's about 12 miles we didn't have a race out there. Yeah, because it's good. I mean, it's not kind of good, Mike. It's like better than Coda good. It's. It's a racetrack. I don't know.

[Turley]

It's got good visibility.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Whoever at the highway department laid this thing out had a hell of a sense of humor. And he was definitely a Motorhead because you can't do that on accident. No, like, bank the corners. Really?

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I mean, it's crazy, but between 67 and Paluxy.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it's.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It's. It's a racetrack. If you live on a racetrack, buy a house in that area.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

I've.

[Bobbo]

I've gone home that way partially a couple times. I just do what the nav tells me and I've been all the. Do you know there's a movie studio out there somewhere west of, like, Weatherford?

[J.D.]

I do.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Beautiful. It's got a giant statue of Jesus out front. I swear to God, it's.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

The hell are you talking about? The same area west of Weatherford. West of Weatherford, dude. We're having a cars and coffee tomorrow, Walnut Springs. And I'm talking about in our loop. We loop up through across 67 by the local coyote and loop around, then go to Plexi and come back down. That is not west of Weatherford. And there's no statue of Jesus. Jesus. And there is no film studio. There is.

[Bobbo]

It's called Capernaum Studio where I'm talking.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

No, I mean you're like out between

[Bobbo]

Weatherford and Midland, way north of where you're talking about. I'm sorry. I got hooked.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I thought we were talking about highways Sean and Midland.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You're on the air.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Hey, what's going on, guys, man? If you really enjoy your show.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Thank you.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

A lot of laughs over the years.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

We true.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

We try to hear. Hate to hear that you might be spinning off and doing something else you'd rather be doing on a Saturday. I'm sure you could find something fun to do.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I'm sleeping in.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Really appreciate you guys a bunch, man. Yeah, yeah. I'm 57 years old and I have a hard time sleeping in. There's always something I want to do.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I hear you, but I've been glued to this, so. So every Wednesday morning, 9:30am I've got to be on the auction block for the past a gazillion years. Right. And Every Saturday morning, 8:03am I've got to be on this radio for the past gazillion years. Every Thursday morning at 8am I've got to be on this conference. My life is scheduled and it's fine, but I just. I'm just tired of being. I don't know, I'm just bitching. What do you want?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

I get it. I get it, man. I get it. I have a swimming pool service and I know what you mean. I've been doing that stuff. I tell people I fell on the pool business in 1991, but it's treated me well.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It says you're rolling enduro today. You're rolling in enduro today. Where's that?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Oh, yeah, we're six miles west of Blackwell, Texas, which is about 30, 35 miles south of Sweetwater.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Is there a great big Jesus statue in a movie theater studio right next to it?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

No. Huh? No. No movie theater out here, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

No movie studio. So you're an enduro rider?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Mixing gas and hauling?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yes.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Drop a gear, disappear, man. So if you're mixing gas, are you running a 500 or what are you riding?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Oh, I'm. I'm running a. I got a KTM 306 days that I'm running. A fuel injected one.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yep.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Excellent tool for what we do, man.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

How. And are you A, A, B or C rider?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

I run kind of. I don't really get like to get onto a stuff very much anymore. So I'm more like a PC writer.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay. She's been doing this a while. I talked to Marty Ishmael. Do you know who Marty Ishmael is? He does a lot of those TV TCCRAs.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

No sir, don't.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I talked to him about. About doing a TCCRA out here because I've got 220 acres out here that I wouldn't mind putting a track on and I'd rather do enduro.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Because they're. They don't get as wide and rutted out because it's not all at once. Anyway, if you know a promoter that wants another stop and we could do it in Bosque county, go to gmtvgarage.com and click email John and hook them up with me because I've got 210 acres we could put a, you know, 8 mile or a 12 mile on.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Right. Well, that'd be cool. I could some way get some pictures of. Kind of a little rough idea what they'd be rolling. As far as your terrain is concerned,

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

trust me, I've been right. I've been riding cross country forever and I understand the program and this is the good stuff. Lots of Elevation changes. Yeah, lots elevation changes. Lots. Thank you. All right. I know we're getting too. Dude. Yeah. When you go through these.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

CC this.

[Turley]

You know, mix the gas.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Shot crab. What is. What. What you want to talk about? Turley's wiener.

[Turley]

Oh, sports wiener, huh?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yeah. But hey, John, you're looking good this morning representing California.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Thank you.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

In your KOS shirt. And Turley Angels are two zero, Dodgers, Yankees. What the hell is going on, man?

[Turley]

Yeah, it's early on. Baseball just started. Jon. I know. You're excited about baseball, aren't you, John?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What sport?

[Turley]

Baseball. Opening weekend

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

versus the hippies tonight at 8:00 clock on CBS.

[Turley]

It's only weekend people get really focused on. And then after that there's 160 more one games more and they don't care. Whatever.

[Bobbo]

Long season.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Oh yeah. I just wanted to say good morning, guys. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Thank you.

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah.

[Turley]

The Sports Wieners.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It's.

[Turley]

It's excited big weekend. Baseball and college basketball.

[Bobbo]

Oh, man.

[Turley]

Down to lead eight now.

[Bobbo]

Oh, man.

[Turley]

My Huskies are still in it, but I think they're going to lose the Duke tomorrow, unfortunately.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Why are they your Huskies? You didn't go to school there.

[Turley]

My dad. You graduated from North Texas back when North Texas got. My family went there. All right.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

That's all that matters. Okay. Washington State.

[Turley]

No. Yukon.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Oh, Yukon. Yukon.

[Turley]

University of Connecticut.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yukon. They're always great.

[Bobbo]

You.

[Turley]

Yeah, they've been. They've been good for. They've had a good run with their head coach, Dan Hurley, but they're going to lose to Duke, unfortunately, and probably Arizona wins it all.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So.

[Turley]

Anyway, my sports wieners.

[Bobbo]

Happy go so fast. Last seven days. We finished our set on Thursday just in time to see Purdue get that last two points and beat Texas.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Do people care about this more than they used to?

[Turley]

No, I think. I think they care less about it.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

I don't.

[Turley]

You don't see as much interest as I used to.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Oh, really? Yeah.

[Turley]

I. I haven't had. It's not that same vibe on the.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

On the tournament.

[Turley]

Yeah, it's. There's still a lot of betting going on. Of course.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

J.D. do you even know what we're talking about?

[J.D.]

I'm not even listening.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

We've gone from cross country motocross racing to enduro to final four. Three topics that nobody gives a rat's ass about.

[Turley]

Geeking out.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

The motocross is actually coming back in the mainstream a little bit. It's like non moto heads are talking about that, but yeah, sports are sports. There's a big dog varmint. Hunt. What? Varmint hunt going down in Strawn, Texas. Participants are subject to weird rules. From Jerry in Fort Worth.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

That's right. Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Good morning. I mean, what am I like the. The tradio call out, like. I mean, do you want to send me the middle school lunches to read out over the air too?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

No. This seemed like this was right up your alley, man. This was. I read these rules.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Corn on the cob. Salisbury steak. What were the rules? What were the rules? What were the rules?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Okay, so you know it's a varmint hunt today. It's happening actually today, about 70 miles from Walnut Springs.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

And the rules are crazy, man. Some of them. All the contestants are subject to a polygraph.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah, because you might lie because they're a bunch of line bastards. Okay, go ahead.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Let's see. You can't use aircraft to hunt these parts, by the way, what they're looking for. You get prizes for coyotes, Bobcat. Yeah, bobcats. Let's see.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Imagine a fishing tournament with coyotes, bobcats and coons. Or foxes.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah. That's kind of the gig.

[Turley]

Boy, this redneck.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And. And what he's saying is the rules are about. So they set everybody out right in large spaces. And people start like, they'll have them caged. They shot them the day before and they put them in a burlap SAP. And so they're trying to avoid lying bastards. Like the guy that caught the big fish the other day in a fishing tournament. He put weights in the fish when he weighed in. And I think they arrested him. They did that Son of a. Deserved

[Bobbo]

it, I would think. This is dangerous. What is the. The varmint to hunter death ratio?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It's not very high because like you drive around in these rigs almost like tuna towers on fly bridges, on about trucks. Yeah. So you're up there.

[Turley]

I knew you did this before. I knew this. I was like, John, you're like, yeah, yeah. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? You're playing it off. And of course you've done this.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Well, I mean, dude, if. If you're not a female. Actually, there's a lot of females that have done it. I mean.

[Turley]

I mean, it's the redneck and it's not even.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You don't have to be a redneck. Yes.

[Turley]

Come on. Oh, Satan, Satan, what have you got?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Satan, what have you got for me?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Oh, another man.

[J.D.]

You go ahead.

[Bobbo]

Don't go to this thing.

[J.D.]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I'm not, you know. Listen, I've helped put this Culture together

[Bobbo]

for a long time.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And it's not for people like you. Okay. Okay. We need to keep you.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

You need to.

[J.D.]

You need to stay alive.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay? You know, those other folks are fun lovers. Do you think they're dragging me in to kill me?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

I've got an even better term.

[Bobbo]

Thrill seekers.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah. Oh, what fun to kill a possum. Thank you, Satan. Thank you, Satan. All right, the. The lightning round the Dial a call. Dial in with your Dial a deal. Call in now. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. Remember, givemetheven.com also buys motorcycles at TVs, RVs, travel trailers, big coaches. We've got different people in the company that specialize on in. In RVs. When we. Our guy Ben bought a million dollar RV about six months ago. Wow. Yeah. And he buys a bunch of those little travel trailers, the welder crap, you know. Anyway, give me the vin.com. but if you'd like to sell yours to me right now on the radio during this music break, call in. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is what it spells out. DJ Pre K will screen the call. Give him year, make, model, miles, average, rougher, clean. And I will bid it on the radio. If you don't want to call in and you want to get an offer on your car that beats Carmax or Carvana, go to give me the VIN. Like VIN number. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Dr. Come right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Craig in Tennessee. You've got a what, a 50,000 mile? 60, 55,000 mile, 24 lariat.

[Caller/Guest]

Duly.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Ford diesel.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

White, seven three.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yes. No, 73. I think it's 6.7 if I'm not mistaken, the diesel size.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

That's right. You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right. It's hilarious. What color is it?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

White.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Hmm. Fully loaded.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Basically showroom. Except for a little. A little dent in the tailgate that if I didn't point it out, you might not even notice. It's got new tires. And if it helps, there's also a full tank of gas.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I was fixing to say, what does it cost to fill that thing up right now?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Right now? 200, 210 around there. 40, 40, 45. Gallon tank.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah, Mike. One of those things bringing. I wasn't watching the truck lane this week, so MMR on it. 64 grand. It's got 55, 000 miles. He's got the right truck.

[Turley]

I missed. What was it?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Oh, it says it's a 24F 350 dually

[Turley]

XLT

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

lariat.

[Turley]

Got a roof.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Does it have a pano?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yes. Yep.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You know, we're having to back these up because the fuel prices, it's changing things a little bit. So that's why I don't want to.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

I got a. I got a panel cover. Once I bought the truck, I took the. The carpet mats out and put in the. The weathertech mats, put carpet, put seat covers on so that the truck is basically showroom new tires.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Like I said, man, I think I'm 58 grand. Two weeks ago, I would have been 64. Is it. They're coming down because the fuel prices, the same reason everybody wants to sell. Cost $200 to fill them up.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

So what if I wait two more weeks? Is the price going to go up or down? What do you think it will go

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

down if the fuel price goes up? These things will not go up from here unless we. We. The. We saw what happened when Trump falsely announced the war was over the other day and oil went from 115 to 85 and then all the pressures off. Right. And then now it's back up to 115 or 120 again. So it is definitely the price. The value of that truck is directly related to the price of fuel. If you think the war is going to go on and fuel is going to stay high, keep it. No, sell it right now. If you think the.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

You know, I don't even think I'm gonna drive it anymore. I'm just gonna keep the miles down.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And it's not even that until the

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

right price comes in.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah, yeah. But I mean, they're still making new ones, right? So it's not going. This. This isn't a hemikuda. It's a Ford truck. You know, I mean, so Anyway, I'll get 58 grand. If you want to sell it, go to. Give me the VIN.com. thank you. There's one more 64 SS rebuilt motor. Please load it. Just Jack. Go to gmtvgarage.com or gmtvcc.com or hell, I got three sites. Give me the VIN.com gmtvgarage.com Or gmtvcc.com on these classic collector cars. And Marcus, you've got an 81 vet do the same thing. Okay, you there?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

All right, Terrence, what do you think we should. Speech impediment. Terrence, real quick. What should we bid Marcus on his 81 vet?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

I don't know. Got me, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

All right, man. We'll be right back. He didn't know either. What have you got there?

[Bobbo]

Divine inspiration.

[John Clay Wolf]

Want more of the John Clay Wolf Show? Check out the largest radio show and fastest growing [e-mail] this is the John Clay Wolf show, guys.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

We got an obesity problem in this country. And I know you're like, is this dude about to make fun of fat people while using his stomach as an armrest? And the answer is yes, I sure am. Okay, you don't have to clap. It's not supposed to be the funniest thing I've said so far. Okay, I understand where I'm at with this body, right? When I was on a airplane and the Delta flight attendant asked me to switch seats to balance out a 747. And I know it wasn't me, all right? I know it wasn't me. It was where I was sitting versus where there were too many empty seats. But when you're a little self conscious about your weight, you can't process that. You can't rationalize. That's not what you hear. What you hear is, sir, if you go 10ft that way, the whole plane will fly properly. Could you help us out? Could you help us out?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And if you have to use the restroom, please ring your call button so we can send two people back to your seat. I don't want this. I don't want to go nose up right into the sun.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Oh, yeah. We're back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back to the John Clay show, presented by givemethevin.com

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

all right, guys, what the hell happened here? I'm confused. I need someone smarter than me to explain it. Bobby, explain this.

[J.D.]

You're up.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Current news, no hands, no feet, charged with murder.

[J.D.]

Stop it. What are you talking about?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I think now it's a little person.

[Turley]

Little person. Come on.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

No, seriously, how does this even begin? You're in the car, you look over, and that's the guy you decide to start an argument with that? How do you lose a fight to a guy with no hands and no feet?

[Turley]

So he's got just nothing but nubs

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

and he's little, driving the car. And he's little with what, a Bluetooth?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

And he.

[J.D.]

Yeah, he murdered somebody.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

At what point do you realize I'm about to get killed by Pure determination. I don't know. So he's got.

[J.D.]

Oh, oh, this is that. Not Hacky Sack.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What's the. No.

[J.D.]

When you throw the beanbag into the hole.

[Turley]

Cornhole.

[J.D.]

It's a cornhole guy. Is that who you're talking about?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yes. Okay.

[J.D.]

The cornhole guy. Yeah. Believe it or not, this guy, no arms, no legs. Wins. He's a champion at cornhole.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay.

[J.D.]

And he's got a kind of a. He's got most.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

He's got a little hook like that chicken Starbucks had at the bottom. Little hook set. The bottom of her elbow.

[J.D.]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

She had a little pinky kind of thing. And when she'd hand me her change. And that's why when I'd go to Starbucks and she would give me the coffee.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

With their good hand. And then she'd stick her nub out there holding my change with that little thing holding the stack of quarters and stuff. And I was like, hey, you got to quit this. Just keep it.

[Turley]

So I just put in.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Just keep the change, man. I like you. And I'd take another dollar. I almost felt like I was in a strip club. And slide a five right in there and watch her slit.

[Bobbo]

Praise Jesus. Wonders to behold.

[J.D.]

This guy's missing both arms, both legs, but he's got enough of an arm that he can hold the. The little cornhole sack and throw it.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Well, obviously you can hold a gun.

[J.D.]

He can drive. He's driving and shooting a guy at the same time. And killed him. Yes, that's true story.

[Bobbo]

Full of anger.

[Turley]

It is. I looked it up. I put in cornhole. Cornhole champion pulls up his story.

[J.D.]

Yep. There's a video online of him actually shooting a gun. In case you wonder how he did.

[Turley]

27 year old Dayton Weber.

[J.D.]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

After shooting inside the car, he asked the other little people. I don't know if they're little people. He just said other people in the vehicle to help dump the body.

[Turley]

How are they gonna do that?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So here's what we need to do with Bobbo, since he's good at impersonations. This just came to me. You need to set up one of your little sounds. That is Mafio. Some midget. Little people.

[Turley]

Yeah, I think that's what he's got

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

because that's what this is.

[J.D.]

Oh, there's the video.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So, so, so, Tom.

[Turley]

Oh, my gosh, there he is.

[J.D.]

Let's go to jcwshow.com and go to our YouTube stream. There's a picture of the guy shooting a gun.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So he's a little person. Tommy Carbone.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

And he.

[J.D.]

Well, he's little because he got no legs,

[Turley]

but he's also a little person.

[J.D.]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Like Wee Man.

[Turley]

Yes, he's Wee Man.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Oh, you.

[Little Person Caller]

So you're gonna call me Little Wee man now, huh?

[Turley]

Hey, it's Dayton Dalton. How you doing, Dalton?

[Little Person Caller]

Let me tell you a freaking thing or two, okay?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay.

[Little Person Caller]

I've been all around, buddy. What do you think happened to my hands? What do you think happened to my feet?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I don't know.

[Little Person Caller]

I've been living hard. I've been living hard for a long time. Ringo. Ringo, this ain't my first freaking rodeo. You know I'm talking about.

[J.D.]

You seem very angry.

[Little Person Caller]

You ever try to shoot a gun without any fingers?

[J.D.]

No, but I see you know how I do that?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

How do doing?

[Little Person Caller]

I do it from pure will. I got a knuckle. Knuckle I hadn't had on my arm for 20 years.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Little Person Caller]

I can still feel it.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay.

[Little Person Caller]

I can still pull a trigger with it. You know what I'm talking about?

[J.D.]

I do now.

[Little Person Caller]

Give me some of that Mustang. That looks good.

[Turley]

So how did you guys dump the body?

[Little Person Caller]

Body?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yeah.

[Little Person Caller]

Look at this monster goal he's got over here.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah. The news says that you asked your friends that were in the car to help you dump the body. They refused and they came, contacted the police. You then drove away with the victim, the dead victim, in the car and dumped the body in a residential yard.

[Little Person Caller]

I wasn't aware he was dead.

[J.D.]

You shot him.

[Little Person Caller]

Well, I shot him. I've been shot before.

[J.D.]

No.

[Little Person Caller]

Do I look dead? Do you?

[J.D.]

You're not dead.

[Little Person Caller]

I'm not dead. I thought maybe a little nap or something. He was tired, was playing the corn hole.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Was this. Did you kill him because you were angry about a cornhole game?

[Little Person Caller]

I'm telling you, he's cheating.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Oh.

[Little Person Caller]

I'm telling you guys, nobody gets 14 cornholes in a row on the face. Shot first.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Shot, first round.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Little Person Caller]

Now, first of all, nobody likes to lose. No, we all know that. But you know, when you lose because somebody's cheating, that's. You can't let that go. Now, where I'm from. Yeah, you know where I'm from?

[J.D.]

No.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

The old country.

[J.D.]

Where?

[Little Person Caller]

Cleveland.

[J.D.]

Cleveland.

[Little Person Caller]

That's a serious thing.

[J.D.]

You're a tough guy.

[Little Person Caller]

You don't. Especially in the talk about the corn hole. This cornhole is a serious business. You're putting the bag into the hole. This man is Chevy's manic record. Desert 14 times in a row, right? I think not. That's why I had to Shoot him. But I didn't shoot him dead. I just shot him. Sleepy?

[J.D.]

No, I'm sleepy.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Thank you, Captain Cornhole.

[Little Person Caller]

That's all.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I'm sorry about your game. That didn't go well. And it sounds like you've got some. Your cow calendar's full.

[Little Person Caller]

Thanks very much. Rest in peace,

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Pedro in Florida.

[Bobbo]

Terrible.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

That's great. Hey, hey. 17 Charger Daytona 392. 40, 000 miles, pro charge. So it. Who makes the Pro Charger?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

It's from Pro Charger.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay. That's the brand with a Hellcat transmission, but that's what the 390. Did you change the transmission?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yeah, I made a lot of power. I broke the first one.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I need to ask, are we out of time? Hey, Pedro, go to givemetheven.com and load that sucker up. I've got a transmission question for a 71 truck, and I want to ask that to my listeners. Our listeners, as soon as we get back. If you're a trans, call in during the break. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. The thing is running. I don't know, the tack doesn't work, but it feels like it's running like 5,000 RPM at 6,500. I mean, 60 miles an hour. So I either need to re gear it or retransmission it or both. But I just wonder if it's worth it. Be right back. I'm worth more. You bet I'm worth more. I'm worth a little more.

[Rachel Cohen (Attorney)]

We completely [e-mail] you are worth more and your car's worth more. And we want to pay more for good cars that. Give me the vin because they are worth more. And so are you. And remember, if we don't beat a deal from Carvana or Carmax, we'll pay you 100 bucks for top price, trust and ease of transaction. Give me the vin dot com. America's best car buyer.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com. so easy you can do it in your own.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

You may not look like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listening.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

We are actually kind of hip to

[John Clay Wolf]

the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Why does it have to be so bad?

[John Clay Wolf]

And check out the [e-mail] or John Claywolf.com. yo, we're back to the John Clay Wolf show taking over your radio every Saturday morning.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Hit him up.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. This. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And we're back. We got the murder story. The guy, no hands, no feet, shoots a dude, dumps body in the Yard, we covered that. His excuses are officially over. I've got a Kill Tony idea, but I'll do that later. What else did y' all see? In Little Rock, Arkansas, the Peppermint Hippo is closing.

[Bobbo]

How about that?

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Turley]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It's a strip club. Oh, you did know.

[J.D.]

I saw the story. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay. That's all. I just. I just was shocked that there was a strip club in Arkansas called, you know. The Spearmint Rhino is a famous place. Sure. The Peppermint Hippo. I mean, is that like home of the hills of the Hilf Hills? Hippo. I'd like to.

[Little Person Caller]

Hippo.

[Turley]

Yeah. I wonder if Hannah. Ever since strip there.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Has anybody ever been to the Peppermint Hippo in Arkansas?

[J.D.]

They got crossways with the liquor folks. Can't go to a strip club without getting the alcohol.

[Turley]

What a terrible name.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

When you were doing your routes, did you ever hit the. Are you a hilf? Did you. Are you a hippo? Oh, my God.

[Little Person Caller]

The Peppermint Hippo.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah.

[Little Person Caller]

It was so nice. It was so nice.

[J.D.]

It didn't look nice.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

The photos, the food was excellent.

[Little Person Caller]

They made like country now. I've only been to the one in Little Rock.

[J.D.]

Okay, that's the one.

[Little Person Caller]

They have one in Vegas, but it's different. You can't get a chicken fried steak in Las Vegas.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

I don't care.

[Little Person Caller]

And I can't eat that crap.

[J.D.]

No.

[Little Person Caller]

Because I'm beautiful.

[Bobbo]

You are beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

For you're you. You know, you've been coming on the show for a while now and your age is starting to show and all that. That life that you do. You're just getting a little pretty harsh. What's the word? Haggard. God damn.

[Little Person Caller]

I think the word may be correct. It's funny. Funny.

[J.D.]

Funny.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

You wish.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You're funny. You're prick. You're ugly. Good to see you, Hannah. We've got to do a mail from jail with I'm a hagger, Johnny.

[Little Person Caller]

Who's a hagger?

[J.D.]

You look great.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Look at my boo. 20 years of stripping, doing blow, living on your knees half the time and staying up until 5.

[Bobbo]

They abused the fictional characters some more. Jesus Christ. How do you speak? Spell prick like that right there.

[J.D.]

Please do not.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Babo's angry because I'm picking on a fictional character.

[Bobbo]

You can. You can give it out, but you can't take it.

[J.D.]

Come on.

[Bobbo]

From a girl.

[J.D.]

Please do not harass our fictitious characters. Go ahead, for God's sakes.

[Bobbo]

It's just such an intel unintelligent thing to do.

[J.D.]

Hands and arms inside the car at all times.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Sensitive.

[Turley]

I hope he doesn't hurt Johnny Cash's feelings.

[Bobbo]

Right. Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.

[J.D.]

Hi, Johnny.

[Bobbo]

Hey. What did I miss?

[J.D.]

You missed. We were just talking to Hannah.

[Bobbo]

Who's that little girl over there?

[J.D.]

She's Hannah the stripper.

[Bobbo]

She looks like a knife.

[J.D.]

She will show you, John.

[Bobbo]

This week's mail from jail entry reads jcw. I've been listening to the show. As you'll see, I may have missed something. Why can't Bobbo compliment you? Oh, you are and have been doing a hell of a job for at least last decade or so. That I can. Why don't you explain to your friend from the pen? What exactly am I missing? I can hang out with you and look at cows all day, but I want to know what's happening on the first Sunday of every month. Social Security checks come in on the

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

first of the month.

[Bobbo]

Someday we're gonna go look at some of those cars. Some of my cars, Some of your cars. Then we'll grab some of the best quesadillas on this side of the border. After we get some grub, I'll lead the pack on the most memorable trip you'll ever take.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Oh, boy.

[Bobbo]

I want to do it. Everybody better come to. Husbands, wives, kids, grandkids, more mouths to feeds. A good problem to have, right?

[J.D.]

Amen.

[Bobbo]

Come on, people. Have you seen the price of gas? This is a cheap trip, I'm telling you. When you 14 miles in, look to the left, you'll see it again at 28.2 miles on the right. Sometimes you can see Bigfoot out there. Yeah, and we can grab beer. And when you're done and we talk about your experience. Also, Michael Turley's right. It would be a miracle if for whatever reason, Kim Kardashian did check me out and scoop me up.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Oh, it's this guy.

[J.D.]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's written before.

[Bobbo]

Then again, it'd be a miracle. John. Clay Wolf checked me out and scooped me up.

[J.D.]

All right. That went weird.

[Bobbo]

It's odd thing for him to say.

[J.D.]

Very strange.

[Bobbo]

What are the chances? 0. 0, to quote me. To quote the famous spring roll, that's a hard fought, hardfelt hallelujah. I love you, man. Your number one fan and friend from the pen, Gregory True, at Ferguson unit, Midway, Texas.

[J.D.]

He's a nice fella.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yes, that's.

[Bobbo]

You said it right.

[J.D.]

If he ever gets out, he's a really nice fella.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

If you got mail from jail, just send it on down the line. To us here at P.O. box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. 76147.

[J.D.]

Thank you, Johnny.

[Turley]

So was he trying to describe where Walnut Springs is at, is what he's saying?

[J.D.]

Sort of, kind of was.

[Bobbo]

I think he's been listening to the program can be a little creeped out and he's picked up little, little tidbits of information here and there and talked about maybe stuff you all talked about. I don't catch the whole show a lot of times. Yeah, well, they've got a pre game.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You know, for the Ramen Auditorium.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Did no. Oh yeah.

[Bobbo]

You know, you hear the big show at night but you. If you're tuned in, you can get the pre game sometimes on WSM out there in Tennessee.

[J.D.]

It was a pre game.

[Turley]

Well, if he gets out in time next week because he's promoting stuff in Walnut Springs, he should, he should come see Stoney LaRue at the roadhouse.

[J.D.]

Great.

[Turley]

Yeah, because that's what I was wondering who he's promoting.

[J.D.]

What's his name again? Johnny? What was his name? Truitt.

[Bobbo]

Gregory Truitt.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Gregory.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

True.

[J.D.]

We'll put him on the list at the door.

[Turley]

Yeah, limited tickets available.

[J.D.]

Very limited tickets. If you want to get them, get them now.

[Turley]

It's playing the fourth, right? Yes.

[Bobbo]

The day before Easter and are there. Are you. Can you still get tickets?

[J.D.]

Yes, you can still get tickets. Hurry up, get on, get online and get them.

[Bobbo]

It's gonna be a great weekend.

[J.D.]

Absolutely.

[Bobbo]

Next weekend.

[J.D.]

Go ahead.

[Turley]

Those sale are also cars, coffee, in case it is this weekend too.

[J.D.]

So this weekend, That's Sunday at 9:00am correct? Yeah, they meet at 9:00am how's the

[Bobbo]

man stay so busy?

[J.D.]

He's just busy. Man, you busy all the time?

[Bobbo]

I don't know.

[J.D.]

We're talking about people in prison. I have a story if we have time. Do you have time for a real quick one? Strangest circuit court orders in recent criminal history. Get this. 18 year old Hannah Kimberly, arrested back in December. She slapped her boyfriend's hand out of his phone. Phone out of her. Out of his hand. He was text another woman.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Oh, okay.

[J.D.]

That happens. However, she received what many are calling an overly harsh stipulation from the judge. Listen to this audio. This is going to be very strange. This came from the judge in the jury trial set for later this month. Here is part of the local TV report. Cut 8.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Due to the extreme and violent nature of this crime, this court finds it fitting to try the defendant as an African American. Henceforth you will be referred to for

[Bobbo]

the jury by the name Vondell Brown.

[Rachel Cohen (Attorney)]

Once the trial begins next week, all courtroom images of Hannah will depict her as a 300 pound, muscular black man,

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

and jury members will be instructed to

[Rachel Cohen (Attorney)]

imagine her as such. We're going to do our best to make sure that Hannah is treated with

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

the sympathy and sensitivity that she, as a photogenic white girl, deserves.

[J.D.]

This is America. Nobody deserves to be treated as a black man.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Now that Hannah has been ruled black,

[Rachel Cohen (Attorney)]

the court has instructed local media to assume she's guilty, and the police have retroactively charged her with assaulting her arresting officer.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Wow.

[J.D.]

It's going to be ugly when it's not real.

[Bobbo]

That's terrible.

[J.D.]

Sounded real to me.

[Turley]

That's not real.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I'm sorry. There's no way that's.

[J.D.]

I don't think I should be the news director of this particular show.

[Bobbo]

I think you're doing great.

[J.D.]

More of the John Clay Wolf show is coming right up. You want to call John, talk to him. Name? It's 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Go to the jcwshow.com click through to watch us on YouTube. Look at our beautiful faces. More John Clee Wolf shows coming up. Don't go away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Check out jcwshow.com podcast replays, Twitch Socials live live stream, and check out the GMTV Garage YouTube channel.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I just found out a buddy of mine died. That's always fun.

[J.D.]

Oh, damn, dude.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

He's been crazier than ass house rat for a while, but you know, I know it was suicide. It's not. It's in the AP. Former Raiders all pro center Barrett Robbins dies at 52. He was the quarterback at TCU.

[Turley]

You mean the center.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

That's right.

[J.D.]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I'm little scatter. And he was my doorman at the Plaid Pig and Aardvark in college. I had a couple college bars.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And my partner best friend Carter. They were roommates. They're both. Carter was a running back at tcu. Barrett was the center. Anyway, Barrett made it big. He went on. He was the starting center for the Raiders, and then he had bipolar issues.

[Turley]

He didn't know he had bipolar issues until the Super Bowl.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Well, he damn sure figured out then.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Because he forgot to show up for the Super Bowl.

[J.D.]

Stop it now.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Google it.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it's a great story. It's one of your best stories to

[J.D.]

show up for the Super Bowl.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

He went to Tijuana.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

He got drunk.

[J.D.]

Oh, you can almost stop there.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

He was watching the super bowl on the TV when he realized he was supposed to be in it.

[J.D.]

Oh, my God. Dude, that's a real story.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Real story. There was.

[Turley]

It was a huge story because everybody's like, the. The center for the Raiders is missing, and they don't know where he's at. I mean, it was all headlines. You don't hear about that kind of stuff. Super bowl day. Like that doesn't happen. Just gone missing.

[J.D.]

I always thought they locked the teams down in a hotel.

[Turley]

So they locked them in.

[J.D.]

Well, yeah, they can.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Well, I think they. They don't lock them down, but you're supposed to be back. And that's when they realized he was missing. So he got on a bender and he got in Mexico. I mean, it's like a wild. Now there'll be a documentary. So it got weirder. So then he's in Miami. Okay. This is a big guy.

[J.D.]

Is this the same bender?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Nope.

[J.D.]

Okay. Probably four years later, different bender.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And I forgot what they wanted him for. He was threatened somebody or something. And the. The cops in a club, they were. He beat the hell out of three FBI agents. CIA.

[Turley]

This is law enforcement.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah. And they're in the bathroom and he's. He's like taking them and smashing them together like King Kong.

[J.D.]

Like a movie.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yes. And they started shooting him, and he kept beating their ass.

[J.D.]

Did the bullets strike him?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

They just bounced off him? No. Yeah. No. Yeah, they hit him, but they didn't get him in the heart or anything. So I think he took two shells. Is that right? Turley, do you remember the story?

[Turley]

Yeah. And then he got. He was sentenced for five years in prison, obviously. Obviously after that. Now, before that, though, he was. He had roid problems, too.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

This is fact. I remember. You know, Deca durable is a real thing.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

And so that you can't tell that story.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I mean, you know, I've sat there and helped him. Gave him a shot in the ass with decade ball.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

He looks like a veterinarian needle.

[Turley]

Wow. That'll do it. That'll make you crazy, too. I did it.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I did it a couple times. It made me crazy. I quit.

[Turley]

Like, what does it do?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Like, is it makes your heart beat fast. Like when you're working out, you're just too jacked up. I did. They came in these prepackaged things. They're big. And I did like third. Third. Third. And he'd just take the whole.

[Little Person Caller]

Oh, the whole.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah, the whole vial thing. Is his pre packaged and preloaded and it would just make you real jazzed up, you know just 2, 2, 2 into working out and this was like I'm gonna. Now I get it why why people have roid rages but yeah, I didn't like it. He did.

[Bobbo]

I worked with a guy that was big into bodybuilding at the time. I think he was 24 at the time. And he said it was just like a whole bunch of cocaine that lasts about 10 minutes. He said it gets you up, up, up.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Never done cocaine but if that's what cocaine feels like. I do remember what that felt like. And I was like this is not me.

[J.D.]

Not you. God mighty.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So he died today and I'll guarantee you suicide. Just guarantee you.

[Turley]

Yeah. They don't say well how it happened.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So yeah, it wasn't a car wreck.

[J.D.]

No.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Unless it was a night and it wasn't a night. You know it was a nightclub shooting or something. That would have been the news anyway, rest in peace Barrett Robbins you we had good times.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Too bad. So now that I've bummed everybody smooth out.

[J.D.]

Do you see the story about the guy that the reacher star Alan Richardson how he beat up his neighbor? Well, turns out the cops aren't even gonna. He also may little roid issues. Did you see the video?

[Turley]

Yes.

[J.D.]

All right, so you see the video. He's beating up his neighbor from his motorcycle. They have video of the whole thing. Actually he was wearing one of the body cam at the time. So here's the guy. Richardson, Richard, is it Richson Richardson. Rich son, rich. Anyway got in a fight with. Here's Ronnie Taylor, the neighbor and here's his take on it. Cat number three.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I'd heard revving and speeding through our neighborhood of the motorcycle. I eventually saw the guy on Saturday. I didn't know who it was and I sort of like flippantly sort of said guy deep like like he was quite away and I said you can

[J.D.]

just slow it down please. On Sunday when I was cleaning my

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

bike outside my house he rode past once, twice. And on the second time I walked

[J.D.]

out in front of him and I

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

said you've got to stop. Someone's going to get hurt. I did push him because he was coming towards me on his. On his bike. He did it again for a second time. I pushed him a second time. I think the second time he got off his bike and kicked the crap out of me.

[J.D.]

He did too. That video. He's just beating the hell out of this guy. And you think because you get Right in the middle of that video. Why is he beating this guy up? Turns out the guy kind of had it coming.

[Turley]

Yeah. He stood out in front of the bike.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Turley]

And made him. He wasn't. Yeah. They show he kind of see that he was going about 20 miles per hour which in behind the streets isn't. You know we have back streets. It's not that bad.

[J.D.]

JCW show jump out in front of

[Turley]

your bike and then you have to power brake and flip over the bars.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Basically, yeah.

[Turley]

I think you're gonna get your ass kicked.

[Bobbo]

A handbrake will flip.

[J.D.]

You kept beating this guy. It looked like a movie. It really did.

[Bobbo]

Well, he's not being charged, you know.

[J.D.]

No, he's not. Now they.

[Bobbo]

I mean they determined the video he was encroached upon. So with this guy. Have you seen the Reacher show?

[J.D.]

I have not.

[Bobbo]

I. I only. Tom Cruise is like the only reacher. I understand at this point. But a lot of my friends say it's really good. I don't know.

[J.D.]

Do you think this guy did this just to get the TV star to beat him up? Sue him.

[Bobbo]

Now he's one of those neighborhood guys. One of those goodies.

[Turley]

Well I read that this guy also rides bikes too. And so he's like the Goody 2 shoe type of bike rider and he

[J.D.]

feels like the Karen of the neighborhood.

[Turley]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Slow down.

[Bobbo]

I promise you. He's a day trader. Leaves the house three times a week. Right. He only goes goes for rides in the broad daylight. Never at night.

[J.D.]

Never.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it's the goody good guy.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Any. He messed with the wrong guy.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

More.

[J.D.]

More Roids.

[Turley]

Definitely roids.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You just lost a listener. That's what we're doing. Who's now Somebody's always bitching.

[J.D.]

We've been talking about this. We get these emails all week. This one you just lost a listener list. This comes from Todd Pass it in Levitt Town, Pennsylvania. Oh, I'm glad you idiots can find something to laugh about. When it comes to spousal abuse, it's a serious issue that a lot of men suffer from.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Did she beat him up?

[J.D.]

Yep. When women manipulate you for love and put you in a literal cage for 10 hours a day just for her needs.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I'm beginning to work for him.

[J.D.]

You just feel like a skin. You feel like a scum of the earth. Just wanted some foot stuff and my ex wife stomped on my private parts. Lost. I lost one of them. There's a lot of.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

He lost one of his tennis balls.

[J.D.]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

Holy ghost.

[J.D.]

There's a lot of Men going through this kind of thing. So please, be more considerate. It's really not that funny, John.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What brought all this up? I forgot.

[J.D.]

We've been talking about men getting attacked and beat up and stabbed, and one guy got set on fire twice by his girlfriend. And then we had one this morning. He got stabbed and then he married her.

[Turley]

Yeah. Three times.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

We're raising awareness to guys like you that have lost a testicle to a woman.

[J.D.]

That's kind of what I'm thinking. This is almost a public service. I'm wondering if we're not up for some kind of an award.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I know a guy named Jason Ball.

[J.D.]

You can stop right there.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

This is true. His name is Jason Ball. He was a good basketball player in high school. He used to own. What was that place? Doesn't matter. A bar on Camp Bowie.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And he was sitting on the side. He was sitting on the side of his bed. College, maybe, or senior year? Flipping a shoe. Flipping it up, Catching it, flipping it up. Catch it, flipping it up. Whack.

[J.D.]

Missed.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Hit the left one. Maybe the right one. I wasn't there. Lost it.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Wow.

[J.D.]

With a shoe?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I mean, it didn't, like, cut it off. No, but it created such an issue, it had to be removed.

[Bobbo]

Testicular concussion.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

But, I mean, what are the odds that that happened to a guy named Jason?

[Turley]

Well, his last name wasn't Balls.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Stop. Right?

[J.D.]

Just stop.

[Little Person Caller]

Right?

[Bobbo]

Perfect motto for the guy is still balling.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Got one.

[Bobbo]

What was that show my old lady used to make me watch? Sex in the City.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Like the. The redheaded one had a. Had a boyfriend, a man friend, and he had one ball, and he was very insecure about it.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You know, hey, man, listen, listen. Life's hard, but ball's a ball.

[J.D.]

Look. What?

[Bobbo]

Lance Armstrong no balls.

[Turley]

We had a. We had a guy on our football team. We called him One Ball.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

How do you know?

[J.D.]

I want to know how you knew that.

[Turley]

Well, you take showers. You know, a little bit. A little off there.

[J.D.]

Reach down there and just check it out.

[Turley]

Sacks a little crooked.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

It's just.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Not normal. I mean, everybody's got a high low, don't they?

[Turley]

I mean, it was different. It was definitely different.

[J.D.]

I don't stare at guys in the shower.

[Bobbo]

Oh, no.

[Turley]

I mean, it's just. It's high school football. I mean, you know, the way Turley

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

is explaining this and making this. Okay, you know, I might have stared too long, but, hey, it's high school football. I mean, have you seen the. The pants, the spandex? We're wearing these days.

[J.D.]

Very tight.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah, very, very tight.

[J.D.]

Very tight.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Speaking of something for you. It's called Deez Nuts. Speaking of very tight. Mike, in Little Rock, Oklahoma, I mean Arkansas, you go to the. The Peppermint Hippo strip bar. Oh, Look at that.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yeah, so man, that place is. You know, it kind of came off of sperm at Rhino. What they used to kind of base it off of. But them thousandaires big, big.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Well, with a name like Hippo, you wouldn't think that they'd be small. It's not the Peppermint Teapoo.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

You know, they got. They tried this coconut, you know, lavender and all this stuff and make them smell better. And the only thing that make them smell better was peppermint. And hell, I'd go in there and feel like everyone in the these chicks needed some caution tape around them damn bad.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Stop it.

[Turley]

Caution tape, huh?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So they'd spray themselves down with peppermint and they'd set up a police scene to dance.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Well, yeah, Hell is the only way. Enjoy it, man. Otherwise you just stummy. Hell, I see that girl 30 yards away. She'd be green fumes poured off of her.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What is it? Green.

[J.D.]

Green fumes? Yeah. 30ft.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Well, Mike, thank you for sharing the update. That's what. What place do you like going to in Arkansas where they don't have green fumes and police tape?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Well, there is no place in Arkansas has there that.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What are you going to do with what are you going to do with the rest of your day where inquiring minds want to know.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

What do you think, man? Drink like hell.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Thank you, Mike.

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

800-800-72348. 800 radio.

[J.D.]

Dial a deal.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Dial a deal. The car segment. Lightning round. Dial a deal, call in. Dial us. Work a deal on your car. It's quick segments. Very quick. 800-800-7234. It's so quick. It's the quickest segment you've ever seen with the best prices. The greatest prices. Carvana. They suck. CarMax. Those guys are losers. And give me the VIN is who does the money here because give me the VIN is not a loser. And their checks are great and their money's great. The best. It's the best. It's the best.

[Little Person Caller]

Number one.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Just call. What's that number again?

[J.D.]

800, 800 radio. It's 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio call. Talk to.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So when you sell your car and you're going to do it like not to your neighbor, you're Actually going to get paid for it today. And you're not a loser. Then you go to givemetheven.com now if you're one of those stupid commie saps then you can go to those other commie companies. Cuz we don't deal with losers. We deal with winter cars. We like cars that are good cars that are pretty. Not fat and ugly like the Spearmint Hippo. Fat girl. That's not the car we want. We want the pretty car. We want the one at. At the Spearmint Rhino.

[Caller/Guest]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Be right back.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Like a mo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Scott Lake Charles. What have you got?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yeah, John, I just had. I grew up with three dwarves and they played sports.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Three Fords. So dwarfs. Oh, this is the. This is the lightning round. This is where bidding cars. Not Mitch, not, not little people. No, not bitching. 98 Ranger. 98 Ranger. Has it come to that? Have we stooped that far, Thomas? A 98 Ranger? It's a Ford Ranger with 300, 000 miles. You have 5, 000. You have 5, 000 in it and you're trying to get close. You have an offer of 4, 500 on a 98 Ranger with 330, 000 miles.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Well, it's got the shark front end, it's got the step side rear end. It's got the super cab. It's got the 3.0 option, it's got automatic on the, on the column, it's got new tires, it's got a new fuel pump, it's got new radiator, it's got a new water pump. It's.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Wasn't there a lesbian package on those back then? Well, I'm serious. Bucket seats is what he said.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

It gets 18 miles a gallon. So that's a. A good. Right now we can sell it just on the 18 miles a gallon.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah, but there was a lesbian package. I'm telling you, I need to. It's coming back to me.

[Turley]

Splash?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yes. Is it a splash?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yeah. Yes sir. It's got the splash rear end, it's got the super cab, it's got the shark front end.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What's a splash rear end.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

It's got the step side, sir.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

It's a very you. And it's got the bed liner and it's got a toolbox. A craftsman.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Have you ever done methamphetamines oh, man.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

It burns your nose if you do it through the nose.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Sir, I'm sick.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So here's what happens whenever they, whenever they're driving, mild out little stuff like that. And they call you sir all the time. That, that's somebody that's been beat down. And the reason they got beat down is because they've gone through a few rounds of meth and they got out of prison twice. And they're just lucky to be, you know, they just. Sir, you. Sir, sir, sir. That was my trigger on meth. Besides him talking a little too much?

[Turley]

Besides him having a 98 Ford Ranger with almost 300,000.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Happens. No, no.

[Turley]

But he's trying to sell it. For how much?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

There's a little messy price, too.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Why do math when you have the John Clay Wolf show?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Ryan, your truck's got a lot of miles on it, man. Is it 150,000? Is that right?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah, I don't. You want mid 20s for a 23 gas, two wheel drive base with 150,000 miles on it?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yeah, I know it's a little high, but I just. Because it's got the tool bed, the ladder rack and the tommy gate.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Have you ever seen our bit where we do the dumbass of the day? You're not a dumbass. But this, this, this quote's pretty silly. Pretty, pretty, pretty silly. 25 grand. Come on, man. Come on, come on, come on. Get the hell out of here with that. 25 grand with a shop truck with a buck and a half. Pull the tommy gate off and put it on the next one. All right, I got it out. I feel better. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf. Brought to you by givemetheven.com Gordon Boswell, flowers around the corner or across the country is America's best florist. You can get there by going to jcwshow.com and click through to that banner and you get a JCW show listener discount. And the same thing with Incogni. Get rid of the spam, get rid of the text, get rid of the crazy robo calls. Get rid of the call centers blowing your phone up. Go to Incogni, which you can find to the. You get a 60% discount at the [e-mail] also while you're there at noon central, our new video goes up today and I think it's the best one we might have had yet. I haven't seen it, but I was there when we filmed it and it was the Craziest. I, I don't even know where to start explaining this video. I think it just speaks with itself. Rich guy on the West coast buys $20 million worth of cars all at once. Everything under the sun. He has them in a place that, on a reservation in the city with a animal rescue that has chickens, dogs and cats and highline cars everywhere. And he's having trouble keeping them running. And he's got tanks and German half tracks and he's a Jewish guy and he wants to keep talking about how he's a Jewish guy and he's hard to deal with. No. Yeah. And, and that's him saying that, not me. You'll see it in the video. And, and then he gets on this whole Nazi run. He's buying this Nazi war stuff. Dude, it's, it's something else. I was, I knew I wasn't getting any cars bought, but I was like, this is gonna be the best video we've ever done. I. Hopefully it is. It'[e-mail] also. So Incogni is there. Our video link to our YouTube is there. Gordon Boswell flowers is there. We're gonna take a quick music break away. We will be right back.

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You're listening to the John Clay Wolf Show. The guy's a blacked out drunk. 800, 800 radio. Yo, give me the vin. Hey, want more John Clay Wolf. Who are you?

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their third straight World Series.

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the Chicago bulls from the 90s, except

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[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And we're back. I've got all these notes here. I don't make any sense to me. Screw it. We'll just go. What have you got, J.D.

[J.D.]

what do I have? Let's see here. This story out of Houston, Texas. Apparently a meteorite crashed through this lady's home last Saturday. Rained through Friday. Exploration experts confirmed that a meteor was passing through the area. And a professor from the Rice University has confirmed that it is in fact a meteor fragment. We have her audio here. She happens to be black and she's keeping it.

[Caller/Guest]

We heard a big boom, so I told my grandson to go see what it was. He come back and said, you have a hole in the ceiling. First thing, I was mad. I'm like, what? Didn't come through the ceiling. But then when I saw the rock, rock, and I'm like, oh, no. I said, that looks like a meteor. And they said they had reports that a meteor was over north Port of Houston. So they said, this probably is a meteor, and I'm definitely going to keep it.

[J.D.]

See, You didn't believe me.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

The best story of the year so far. Okay, I'm keeping it.

[J.D.]

I'm keeping.

[Bobbo]

I knew you would love that, man. I saw that early morning on Fox 4, and I thought, oh, that lady's voice.

[J.D.]

Gotta have it.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What is that worth?

[J.D.]

Actually, it's got value. If it does have value, if it turns out to be, they can prove it's from and they can either Mars or the moon. It can be worth $2,000 per gram.

[Bobbo]

2,000?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So what? How many grand? I know. You don't know.

[J.D.]

I don't know. How many grams?

[Bobbo]

Four pounds.

[Turley]

How big was it? Like a fist?

[J.D.]

Well, it was big enough to make a hole in a roof, so it's like this big.

[Bobbo]

And it's like the way they held it, it's like. They didn't hold it like this. They. They were holding it like, you know, you could break a toe. If you drop that deal, she's gonna

[Turley]

be a hero in her town.

[J.D.]

Several thousand dollars per pound if it's Martian or lunar.

[Turley]

Oh, wow. Who does. Who buys that? There's a market for this? I don't know.

[J.D.]

I'm sure there is. Either. Either someone like NASA or a collector.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Somebody like that.

[Bobbo]

But 4,000, Mr. Verrell, for a broken meteor?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

God, that's great.

[J.D.]

I know, right?

[Bobbo]

No.

[Turley]

Do you see that Scatter Boo story?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

I got scatter boot for you, too. I think I'm pronouncing it right. Scatter Boo Giants running back Cam Scatterboo is getting some heat after he claiming that the health conditions like asthma and cte. Do you know what CTE is? Yeah, concussions, they're all fake. According to his recent podcast he was on. Check out what he said. Cut six.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You think CTE is a real thing?

[Bobbo]

No, it's an excuse.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I think asthma's an excuse, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, Asthma's face.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Is there anything worse than when you're in fourth grade?

[Bobbo]

Someone's huffing and puffing, you're just soft.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah. Just literally be better there. What you said.

[Turley]

Literally, just breathe air.

[J.D.]

Just breathe air.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Be better. Golly, he's tough, isn't he?

[J.D.]

They gave him lots of. Of crap over this. He goes.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

He came.

[J.D.]

This bag. I was kidding. I was just making a joke.

[Turley]

He's not kidding.

[J.D.]

But the NFL didn't think it was that funny.

[Turley]

That's his type of mentality. I mean, he's. I wish the Cowboys had him. He. I think he's. He's not going to last long in the league because he's just going to end up getting hurt.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

He's a meathead.

[Turley]

Yeah, he's a meathead.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Absolute meathead.

[Turley]

Yep.

[J.D.]

I mean, he just term.

[Turley]

He runs hard. He doesn't care. He doesn't care about his body. As you can tell from here. He thinks.

[J.D.]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

If you got to ask me, just breathe.

[J.D.]

Breathe air. Breathe more air. Put more air in.

[Turley]

It's like that coach. If you had that kind of coach, right?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Well, I mean, I was kind of that kind of dad. My kid said she had a peanut allergen. I'm like, oh, shut up. And then we had to wheel her off in an ambulance. She almost died. What?

[Turley]

Hold on. This is your daughter?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I mean, I didn't tell her to shut up, but I was. When her mother and the doctor. Peanut allergy. Oh, God, you know me. And then. And then she was really small, like. Like six months old or something, Got us some peanuts, and she. She turned blue, and we weren't there.

[Bobbo]

Holy God.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah. Tab had to got a yard. And how's she now? 22. I bet she's been to the yard four times for this. When she gets peanuts, she goes down. So she's got to have an EpiPen on her all the time.

[J.D.]

I wonder what changed, because.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I know. Never.

[J.D.]

Peanut allergies. Southwest Airlines used to throw peanuts at people.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You don't know.

[J.D.]

You don't now.

[Turley]

One time was at a Ranger game, and friend had a big old bag of peanuts.

[J.D.]

Peanuts, sure.

[Turley]

And we're just eating them and, you know, mind our business. And this lady a couple rows down turns around, hey, put those peanuts up. My daughter has an allergy.

[J.D.]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I'm like, I know. You feel like she's as stupid as. It knows it's real. Like, if they breathe the dust, they're going down.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yes.

[J.D.]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I have one.

[J.D.]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I didn't. I mean, hey. And I'm keeping it.

[J.D.]

I'm surprised they still sell peanuts then, at the. At the ballpark.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah. I mean, it's like dangerous.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Weird. I just, I just couldn't believe it was true. But I mean, it happened to her like three years ago. I.

[Turley]

Well, I told the lady. So why are you bringing her around to the ballpark if she got a peanut allergy? Come on.

[J.D.]

Yeah, really think about it. Peanuts or the circus.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah, that's asthmatic kids. That's real too.

[J.D.]

Well, sure.

[Bobbo]

Of course it is.

[J.D.]

Of course it is. That's why, that's why this guy's in trouble, because he's saying something stupid.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

He's just a meathead, dude. He's just a dumbass. And we could say about him now he has had so many concussions. He leads with his head at all times. He's a, he's a meathead concussion moron. But he's fun to watch on the football field. And he will die young, but he will entertain us all and we're glad we have him.

[J.D.]

There you go.

[Turley]

That's exactly right.

[J.D.]

And we're keeping him.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Be right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, America's largest weekend morning Show. Call in 800800 radio and check out the [e-mail] or john claywolf.com I did

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

a shout out earlier about transmissions and I've got a 71k 10 four wheel drive Chevy and at like 50 miles an hour it sounds like the motor is going to come out of it because it's revving so high. Because it's a three speed automatic hot rod Jimmy in California. Do I just need to put a 400 tranny in it? There's a four speed. Or do I just need to change the gear, the gearing on the rear end, the front end?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Well, the 400 is also only just a heavier transmission but it's a three speed automatic also.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Oh, I thought that.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

And anyway, I'm no expert, but I, I had a similar problem on my mom's 63 Nova which had a two speed power glide. So it wouldn't pop out of gear or anything. It would just. Are you sure it's, Are you sure it's shifting into third gear?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I need to, I need to, I need to watch that. No, because I'm, I'm getting up to 65 miles an hour and it's not that bad. But you're not going to take this thing on the interstate. I mean, it's just not, it won't go fast enough.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yeah. Here's what I would investigate Something very simple. Is it. Is that how those are all mechanically, you know, shift points? So it's got, it's got some type of system. I don't know if it's a cable or a rod. Well, let's see.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I mean it goes 65 miles an hour but it's probably. I don't my tax not working. But it's probably turning 4,000. No 35. 35 anyway. Yeah.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

So make sure it's going into third gear. It's. It's a combination of your throat. It's most likely it's that you're. There's a. On the tail shaft of the transmission which is going the same speed as your drive shaft. There's a, there's a, there's a. There's a spool valve. And what that does is when that valve moves, it allows the hydraulic pressure to move to the next gear, you know to operate the next gear. And I've had two things happen. I had. The C. Clip came off of the shaft and the weight was. When you're. When it gets up to the RPMs of the.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Hey, you're getting. We're on national radio. You're going. You're going too deep. You're going too deep. But you're saying you think it's hanging in second. So I need to check that.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Okay. It's. It's. It could be either governor's dirty and it's sticking or the. Or there's some reason why like a clip came off and that but I would check out the governor. I real simple six. I fixed my brother.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Thank you.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And that Jimmy. I hated to do that to you know appreciate. I know you're coming from a good place, dude.

[Bobbo]

I love that stuff.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

We just went too deep. Too deep. Too deep. It's time for Jeopardy. Let. Let's. Let's play.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Anthony, the godfather of the wolf pack. Are you wanting to play?

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Yes sir. I am wanting to play.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I am too. What are the topics today?

[Bobbo]

Ready here your categories. Here you go. Category one, Tony Duck hunt. Find the hidden duck ducks in these commonly known non duck items. And category two, remember when identify these earlier projects from later well known celebrities.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Hit it.

[Bobbo]

Ready? All right, let's play Jeopardy. Category one, question one. It's not precisely the same word but any do it yourselfer can tell you this stuff can hold most anything together at least for a short time.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

J.D.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

what is ding ding ding?

[J.D.]

Duct tape.

[Bobbo]

That's correct. J.D.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

i had duct tape also.

[Bobbo]

He was close, Anthony. He duct tapes also. Yeah, I was Question two, take two of our keyword birds and some of the different type and you've got a popular children's outdoor game.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What keyword birds?

[Bobbo]

Take two of our Ding, ding.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Anthony, what is badminton?

[Bobbo]

That's incorrect.

[J.D.]

Ding, ding, ding.

[Bobbo]

Jd, what is duck, duck, goose. That is correct. Duck, duck, goose.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I'm just not in the right zone in my brain for this stupid ass category.

[Bobbo]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Now I'm finding it.

[Bobbo]

I gotta make up new ones every week.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It's fine, go ahead.

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Number three.

[Bobbo]

This American bass guitarist was a session player for Stax Records. And he held down full time positions in the Marques Booker t. And the MGs and the Blues Brothers.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And it goes along with Doc.

[Bobbo]

He's the one with the pipe.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Malt duck. Matt Duck. Matt. Matt Duck. Long duck, dong.

[Bobbo]

That's very close. That's very close.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It's Matt Malt Duck. No. What is it?

[Bobbo]

Correct answer is who is Donald Duck? Done.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

No, I did not. I was not close. Thank you for making me Rogers.

[Bobbo]

Category 2 questions. Question 1. The Jackson Fives Little S sister Janet went on to be a pop superstar, but her first foray into stardom was on this popular sitcom from the 1970s.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

But what the hell does that have to do with ducks? Category two, get me out of the duck Zone. So we're clean again. Okay, so what? What sitcom was Janet in?

[Bobbo]

Yes,

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

it's Different Strokes.

[Bobbo]

Incorrect.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

She was in Different Strokes. Janet Jackson was in Different Strokes. It's not incorrect.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

She was in the one with Will smith.

[Bobbo]

Her first 1970s then.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

But was. It was.

[Bobbo]

I Know My Heat.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

No, it was. It was. Where they're in the projects. Good Times.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

But Bill Cosby Show? No.

[J.D.]

Ding, ding, ding. What is good times?

[Bobbo]

That's correct.

[Turley]

JD gets the point. JD's up to nothing.

[Bobbo]

Cleaning up three, actually. Question two. Who played Judge Smalls in Cat? This actor who played Smalls? I'm gonna save you from wasting the point. This actor who played Judge Smalls in Caddyshack won an Enemy Award for his performance as newsman Ted Baxter on the Mary Tyler Moore Show.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

But his name is Ted Knight. Ding, ding, ding. Who's Ted Knight?

[Bobbo]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay. Hey there.

[Turley]

John's on the board, everybody.

[Bobbo]

You're about to jump in the wrong spot there. Question 3. We all know the first mate from Gilligan's island, but before he was Gilligan, Bob Denver was a very popular sidekick on this teen buddy sitcom that started way back in 1959. No way.

[J.D.]

What is Dobie Gillis?

[Bobbo]

That's correct.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Wow.

[Turley]

Wow. JD Is cleaning up today.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

What happened?

[Turley]

Double jeopardy time.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Real quick.

[Bobbo]

Minnie loves adobe glass. Double Jeopardy.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Coming.

[Bobbo]

Category one. Question one. Almost any Americanized Chinese dish will be just a little bit better with this sweet and sour condiment made from plums, apricots and vinegar.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Ding, ding, ding. Duck balls.

[Bobbo]

That's incorrect. Yes, that's correct. Anthony's got. What is duck sauce? Question 2. This handy cleaner for your indoor latrice features a curved neck like you know what, like a you know what. Ah. That'll even clean under the rim.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Oh, that one with the duck head. Swan cleaning systems. I don't know. You and your damn ducks.

[Bobbo]

It's gotta have duck in it.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

This is for all the marbles. Are you almost there?

[Bobbo]

Look at Pre K. Pre K is like, I ain't had nothing.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

I can't get it. I, I, I know what you're talking about.

[Turley]

Pre K. Go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What is it, man?

[Turley]

There's a reason I'm not guessing, okay?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I don't, I don't know.

[Bobbo]

Correct answer is what is a toilet duck?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Do we have 10 seconds left?

[Turley]

Yeah, that's it.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay. I gotta do this. We only have 10 seconds left. California. We'll see in a minute. We're gonna do the next hour out there. Everybody else, jump to the YouTube thing. They're not gonna do the premiere countdown. They're just gonna launch it at 12 noon. This is a good video. Thank y' all for tuning in. Nobody won except JD. JD1. Okay, we'll see you next Saturday. Thank you.

[Bobbo]

The John Clay Wolf show has been a presentation of givemetheven.com from the Westwood One Radio Network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Terrence (Speech Impediment)]

Her out.

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