#549 John Clay Wolfe Show 04.04.26

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #549 (04.04.26) Summary

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Main Theme & Purpose

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show embodies its signature blend: lively banter about cars, offbeat news, candid listener calls, and irreverent takes on pop culture, sports, and “just about anything as long as it won’t get us fined by the FCC.” Powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com, John and crew cover everything from classic car deals to NASA’s latest moon mission, OnlyFans and military morale, Florida's wildlife news, scam alerts, and glimpses into their unpredictable radio lives.

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Key Segments, Insights, and Memorable Moments

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1. Supporting the Troops... the OnlyFans Way

• Timestamps: 00:51 – 01:55
• Content:
  • Discussion about adult model Maddie Mae sending X-rated "care packages" and free OnlyFans subscriptions to deployed soldiers.
  • Wolf Pack's trademark instant wit:
    • “Speaking of working, what’s the one thing you need most after rations?” (J.D., 00:51)
    • “Poontang.” (John, 00:51)

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2. Speech Impediment Terence’s News Roundup

• Timestamps: 02:06 – 03:40
• Content:
  • Terence, a recurring guest known for his unique delivery, does a fast-paced rundown: Earth Day, SoCal wildfires, $5+ gas, eye drop recalls.
  • The panel pokes fun but with affection, leveraging the segment’s randomness for comic effect.

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3. Moon Mission: Artemis II and Space Banter

• Timestamps: 06:01 – 09:19
• Content:
  • John Clay and J.D. riff on the Artemis II mission:
    • “We’re not going to the moon, we’re driving around it.” (John, 07:22)
    • “Last time in the 60s we went to the moon... Did we go to the moon? Oh, shut up.” (John, 07:25)
  • J.D. clarifies the mission: Artemis II is a test flight, no landing—testing deep space travel capability.
  • Bob spins a wild tale involving space crabs and John Goodman’s "crab expert" brother—delivering the show’s classic satirical tone.

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4. The Lightning Round: Dial-a-Deal

• Timestamps: 10:42 – Throughout the show, recurring at: 41:40, 52:07, 128:16
• Content:
  • Listeners call in, pitching their cars for sale live. John offers real-time bids, banters, sometimes hangs up for fun, and unpacks the risks of junk/project cars.
  • Highlights:
    • A detailed Q&A with a 1966 Mustang owner, resulting in a no-nonsense hang-up:
      • “Question number 20. Have you ever been hung up on?” (John, 17:47)
  • Notable for John’s sharp, honest negotiation and comic timing.

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5. Florida News and "Cocaine Shark"

• Timestamps: 18:46 – 22:46
• Content:
  • J.D. covers the “cocaine shark” story—research showing Bahama sharks exposed to human-derived cocaine.
    • “We're not going to see sharks going crazy on cocaine.” (Dr. Tracy Fenara, 19:32)
  • The cocaine shark “calls in,” a segment with a comedic, anthropomorphic shark voiced by Bob:
    • “Whatever you see out there is between me and the cocaine, baby.” (Cocaine Shark/Bob, 20:45)

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6. Scams and Listener Stories

• Timestamps: 84:23 – 86:33
• Content:
  • Discussion of rising title fraud, washed liens, and John’s video calling out a scammer on camera.
  • Promotion of Incogni (robocall/spam cleaning service) with personal testimonials.

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7. Classic Car Deals—From Junkers to High-Dollar Rides

• Timestamps: 23:04 – 29:20, 73:05 – 75:59
• Content:
  • Listener calls range from $200K+ Mercedes SLS to $2K beater trucks.
  • John offers insights on car market value, restoration challenges, and why he won’t "finish your project for retail."
    • “Even when you buy them for nothing, you wind up… you lose $3,000 on them at the end.” (John, 75:44)
  • Recurring: sellers’ inflated expectations, John’s deadpan reality checks.

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8. Supercar Blondie Visit & Ferrari F6 Shoot

• Timestamps: 41:23 – 47:28
• Content:
  • John recounts his experience filming with influencer Supercar Blondie (Alexandra Hirschi), testing Richard Rawlings' custom Ferrari.
  • Comic anecdote: John accidentally texts her about her age, prompting a running joke.
    • “...I thought I was being slick, asking if she was 45... she’s 40. Oh.” (John, 47:32)
  • Highlights her global influence (122M followers) and Facebook money: “Couple million a month.” (John, 46:43)

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9. Tiger Woods DUI, Race, and Parody

• Timestamps: 76:10 – 82:15
• Content:
  • Parody rundown on Tiger Woods’ accident, blending real news with show's irreverence:
    • “He is half Asian, half God with the driving, because that boy cannot drive.” (John, 76:24)
  • Skit: “Tiger’s mother” and other absurd impressions riff on Tiger’s heritage and driving abilities.

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10. "Givemethevin" Operations & Internal Antics

• Timestamps: Scattered, prominent in the car bid segments and anecdotes (31:52 – 33:32, 85:54 – 86:21)
• Content:
  • The crew comments on their internal cast of characters—HR drama, wild employees, car auctions, and business lessons.
    • “You remember Biggs, the one-legged guy... our HR manager?” (John, 33:20)
  • Ongoing: John shares business lessons, market wisdom (especially car projects and buyers who won’t listen).

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11. Other Notable Listener Calls & Stories

• Timestamps: 57:23 – 58:09, 100:00 – 102:00
• Content:
  • Wrong-number texts: stories about accidentally texting in-laws and colleagues with embarrassing messages.
    • “Hope your day is as nice as your ass” sent to his girlfriend’s dad by mistake. (Caller Dave, 57:52)
  • Call from John’s son's Russian friend, leading to a comedy of accents and international school differences.

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12. Hate Mail & Social Outrage

• Timestamps: 104:17 – 106:13
• Content:
  • Reading of hate mail about immigration, with crew debating if their previous jokes were misinterpreted.
  • Skating the line between comedy and controversy.

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13. Jeopardy-Style Trivia: NASA Edition & "Things That Smell Like Farts"

• Timestamps: 142:21 – 150:33
• Content:
  • Bob hosts a trivia round with questions on the space program and, true to the show's humor, on fart-smelling objects.
  • JD dominates, but with John’s signature bemusement:
    • “If you don’t know the answers…nobody else will either.” (John, 151:04)

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14. Backtracks Music Segment: Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young

• Timestamps: 121:20 – 128:04
• Content:
  • Listeners guess reversed classic tracks; prizes for winners.
  • Fun music trivia, keeping classic rock themes alive.

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• “Poontang.” — John, when asked what soldiers want after rations (00:51)
• “We’re not going to the moon, we’re driving around it.” — John (07:22)
• “Cocaine’s back in vogue?” — John, on the prevalence of recent drug stories (32:32)
• “Even when you buy them for nothing, you lose $3,000 at the end.” — John, on project cars (75:44)
• “She’s got balls everywhere.” — John, describing the Ferrari F6 acceleration with Supercar Blondie (43:03)
• “The only way to make a big splash is to not drip it out a little at a time.” — J.D., on embargoed influencer content (43:52)
• “You want a rumor? The guy that bought it... paid $475.” — John, about a custom Suburban’s value (69:42)
• “I hope your day is as nice as your ass.” — Listener Dave, about his wrong text (57:52)
• “He is half Asian, half God with the driving…that boy cannot drive.” — John, on Tiger Woods (76:24)

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Timestamps for Key Moments

| Segment | Timestamp | |-----------------------------------------------|---------------| | OnlyFans & Troops | 00:51–01:55 | | Speech Impediment Terence News | 02:06–03:40 | | Artemis II / Space Talk | 06:01–09:19 | | Lightning Round Start | 10:42 | | Cocaine Sharks/Florida News | 18:46–22:46 | | Supercar Blondie & Ferrari F6 | 41:23–47:28 | | Tiger Woods DUI Parody | 76:10–82:15 | | Car Negotiations (SLS, Mustang, etc.) | 23:04–29:20, 73:05–75:59 | | Hate Mail Read | 104:17–106:13 | | Jeopardy-Style NASA/Fart Trivia | 142:21–150:33 | | Backtracks: CSNY | 121:20–128:04 |

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Tone & Takeaways

Irreverent, playful, and insightful—John, J.D., Bob, and the Wolf Pack weave car expertise with offbeat humor, relatable slip-ups, nostalgic musical nods, and a thumb on the pulse of “weird news.” Fans tune in as much for the personalities and banter as for the car market tips or headlines. Behind the jokes, John offers genuine industry wisdom and a realist’s perspective on everything from classic car value to business ethics.

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For New Listeners

This episode is a blueprint of the JCW Show’s appeal: wild storytelling, candid price negotiations, live banter, and a refusal to take anyone—or anything (including themselves)—too seriously. You'll laugh, you'll groan, and you might just rethink that restoration project in your garage.

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Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmethevin.com hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

Yeah. You got satin shoes.

[Bob]

Tell me what I got. Mick jacket.

[J.D.]

What you have in there, you got.

[Bob]

If it's Saturday, must be time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hi, y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All.

[Bob]

It's your Uncle Bob. All right here. Hey, Bob, there's old J.D.

[Caller/Guest]

ryan.

[J.D.]

How the hell are you, man?

[Bob]

Colonel Michael Turley keeping us all between the lines, upright and wholesome. Thank you, sir, for your service. He's working already.

[J.D.]

Speaking of working, what do you want? If you're a military guy and you're over serving our country, what's the one thing you need the most after rations?

[John Clay Wolf]

Poontang.

[J.D.]

Correct, John. Got it. Only fan model supporting the troops with a special way. She is sending X rated packages to our deployed soldiers, complete with free subscriptions and photos that are really not safe for work. Here's cut number three with Maddie Mae.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have decided to partner with Jason. He is a veteran and we are going to send care packages to the men and women who are deployed right now.

[Caller/Guest]

Stress relief is so important.

[John Clay Wolf]

Comment.

[Caller/Guest]

Care package if you want one.

[J.D.]

If you'll stop talking.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow.

[Pre K]

What she looked like?

[J.D.]

I don't have a clue. Come on, pretty Maddie, man.

[Bob]

That's what she looks like. Where?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where?

[J.D.]

Oh, there she is. She's on our jcwshow.com YouTube stream.

[Pre K]

That'll make a soldier happy.

[J.D.]

That will stand and salute, you know. Nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's gonna go put out or what?

[J.D.]

No, only fans pictures subscription to her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, she's just advertising, right?

[J.D.]

Yeah. And we just gave her free radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Speech impediment. Terence, when you come back from the. From the field from being deployed, what's the first thing you need?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I'm not sure. Pope little, you got 30,000 people among his. Happy Easter. First weekend in Easter.

[Bob]

That's what you.

[Caller/Guest]

Happy Easter to you. Thank you, to you, to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You number two.

[Caller/Guest]

And April 22nd coming up will be your Earth day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Cuz it's Earth month. Thank you. Earth day number three.

[Caller/Guest]

Month number three. Southern California has their 41,000 acres of brush, high fire still going on and. And the gallon of gas is like up to $5 a gallon. We don't know what's going to happen about the war.

[Bob]

Can we do something?

[Caller/Guest]

What's going to be.

[Bob]

Can you see if you can get Terence to say hurricane warning?

[Caller/Guest]

Okay. Yeah, that Too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Number four.

[Caller/Guest]

Number four. Okay. Eye drops have been recalled. Did you ever use eye drops?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes,

[Caller/Guest]

they're all recorded, but they make rise look Japanese or something. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speech impediment. Terrence, with the news report. Number five.

[Pre K]

Random news.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, happy shows.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. And that's it.

[Pre K]

Random news there from Terence.

[Bob]

It's almost as if, you know. That's pretty random.

[John Clay Wolf]

We do some pretty random stuff. Pretty, pretty, pretty. J.D. do you feel threatened?

[J.D.]

I do not. Why? Oh, because of Terence? Well, I do a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's. He's pine for your. For your slot.

[J.D.]

He's moving in, man, quickly.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If you think you could do a better job than JD Or Terence, the bar is set pretty high.

[J.D.]

Pretty low for me.

[Bob]

Oh, come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wouldn't take.

[J.D.]

Wouldn't take much.

[Bob]

Come on. Nobody news is like you news.

[J.D.]

Nobody newses, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's been raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock last night.

[J.D.]

Indeed. It was a blast driving out here this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you came this morning?

[J.D.]

I came this morning. It was just poor. When you're doing 40 and you still can't see the line going down the highway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Number five.

[J.D.]

Fun. Number five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pull over because it's raining too hard.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, did it wake you up last night?

[Bob]

A little bit when it. When it first started coming in. I don't remember what time it is. I'm. I'm off and on. I. I swear to God, I'm almost like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sound like a menstruating woman. No. What do you call menopausal woman?

[Bob]

It's almost like actual insomnia. I'm awake. I'm asleep. I'm awake. I'm asleep. I heard a big old. Before it started raining. I heard they go pow. Yeah, it was like a Chappelle Pal goes pow. And it's like. Yeah, it woke. It woke me up. I'm pretty easy to wake up these days.

[J.D.]

Yeah, I remember the time you were. You overslept the show and I went downstairs. I was jumping up and down on you and you wouldn't wake up.

[Bob]

I wish I could sleep like that.

[J.D.]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have video of it.

[J.D.]

I thought you were dead. I really thought you were dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Great.

[J.D.]

Dude, you were still warm. That's the only reason I kept bothering you.

[Pre K]

Put straight shaving.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you thought he was dead.

[J.D.]

I really thought he was dead, dude. I mean, I'm talking. I'm not talking about talking to him. Hey, Bob, I was. I grabbed him and Was shaking him up and down.

[Bob]

Oh, he did not.

[J.D.]

Oh, dude, I absolutely woke up. No, sir. No, sir not. It was recorded. And I thought you were first. I thought you were messing with me. I thought, oh, he's gonna play the what about Bob guy.

[Caller/Guest]

Bob.

[J.D.]

Bob.

[Bob]

Sometimes when I first wake up, I feel a little bit schizophrenic.

[J.D.]

Did you?

[Bob]

No, I'm just so, you know, sometimes. Well, you didn't. I may have thought I was someone else.

[J.D.]

Then you came around, you know, thank God.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's up with this moon thing?

[J.D.]

The moon? Oh, us going to the moon.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was watching news last night, hitting the stage one, stage two. And are they circling it?

[J.D.]

The moon?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Do you flip on the TV during the week?

[John Clay Wolf]

I did.

[J.D.]

Kind of a big deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did. And I just thought, you know, we

[J.D.]

actually have a sounder from the launch.

[John Clay Wolf]

4, 3, 2, 1. Booster ignition. Sounds like we go to the bathroom. The crew of Artemis 2 now bound for the moon.

[J.D.]

Oh, man. More than 16 million people minus John Clay Wolf watched the. From various places around the world. They even had a live audience there. This one we have a young man who was very impressed by the takeoff. You can tell he sounds to Be about what, Bob? Nine, 10, 11, maybe. Yeah, listen to him. He's. He's very excited about cut 1.2.

[Pre K]

This is on live TV, right?

[J.D.]

This is live.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do you want to be here? Why do you love space? Why do you love being a part of history? We're going back to the moon. That's why he dropped the F bomb.

[J.D.]

Yeah. Ask me stupid questions, I'll give you stupid answers. Yes. And John, the crew has completed it's critical. It's called the tli, which is the trans Lunar injection burn, which. That's the one that actually takes them out of Earth orbit and heads them to the moon. They're going to slingshot around the moon and come back.

[Pre K]

Why are we going to the moon?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're not going to the moon. We're driving around the moon.

[J.D.]

We're driving around the moon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Last time in the 60s we went to the moon. You would think in the 2000s, did we go to the moon. Oh, shut up.

[Bob]

Shut up about that. Of course we did.

[J.D.]

Of course we did. Just don't.

[Bob]

I have the issue of Life. That was published when that was done. I was born that year.

[J.D.]

Why are we not landing, is your question? The answer is because they're testing these. The equipment they have just. This is basically getting out of Earth's atmosphere to. For deep space travel in the Future. So there's things that they need to work on in actual space.

[John Clay Wolf]

Haven't they done that a lot?

[J.D.]

Nope. No, we've been in space. We have been in Earth orbit only for the last 50 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Earth. We've never gone this far.

[J.D.]

Never gone this far away.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, J.D.

[Bob]

ryan, and it's the first. You got an almost scientific grappling of the actual information. I've got a few hey Smiles.

[J.D.]

Carry a miles. Carry from Cary's brother.

[Bob]

I'll tell you what they're doing with Artemis too, John. And why they're not gonna land on the moon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bob]

They still haven't cleared out all of the crabs that came out of the International Space Station. It is nasty up there. They're having to send. Have you ever heard of John Goodman?

[J.D.]

Yep. Of course.

[Bob]

His brother, Stymie Goodman from Bossier City, Louisiana.

[J.D.]

Of course he'd be is gonna go up there.

[Bob]

He's a crab expert. You know, when you get crabs in an environment with no atmosphere at all, sure. They turn like Olympic athletes. They're ultra aware and very horny. These Artemis 2 folks are good folks. I think you're being be okay. Just watch them on that Artemis 3. Boy, it's gonna be bad, those NASA folks. That's all I got for you now.

[J.D.]

Thank you, buddy.

[Bob]

Watch out for the spacecrafts. Miles Carey reporting.

[J.D.]

Not for NASA.

[Bob]

Hey, you don't work.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Did the Cubs win?

[Bob]

What?

[J.D.]

Cubs win.

[Bob]

All Cubs did win. Cubs win. Cubs win.

[J.D.]

All right.

[Bob]

Astros, too.

[J.D.]

Anyway. Hey, so that's why we're not landing. We're just testing.

[Pre K]

Catching crabs.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, we're crabbing.

[J.D.]

We're not crabbing.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800-TRODIO is the call in number. Coming up next is the. The lightning round would dial a deal. Dial 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Call in with your car. I'll put a bid on it. Forgivemetheven.com year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. If you sell your car to us during the lightning round, we will send you a sell that T shirt. Oh, yep. So pre K, you have to keep up with that one, too. Sell that. Sell that, Sell that. Let's go.

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevit.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf, and

this is the Lightning round. Dial a deal. 800-800-7234. Where's my Tacoma. God, I had a Tacoma here that was fixed to work. All right, Joe in Pittsburgh. Put the other guy on hold. Joe, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

How are we this morning?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. What you got?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm not selling nothing. I was just calling in to say that the live stream at the top of the website wasn't working.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Pre K]

I've told Rob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Mikey Brown. What you got?

[Caller/Guest]

JCW in the hillbillies. How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. It must be the Yankee prick from Jersey. What's up?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, man, you got. I'm a damn Yankee. You know, if I stayed there, I would have been a damn Yankee. I'm out here hauling the mail for, you know, the people come on in and say happy Easter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you Newman from Seinfeld? You're a mailman?

[Caller/Guest]

No. Oh, hell, no. I could be. I've been. I've done that already.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, this is the guy that done

[Caller/Guest]

it all, but I've done it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was a singer in Striper from San Antonio.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Thanks, man.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I'm just doing my thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. Brian in Ohio, good morning. What you got?

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, buddy. I just have a quick question. New cars. And I apologize, but it's the only way I could really get to ask you. I crushed my spinal cord couple years ago, and I see you walk with these things on your ankles. Is there any way I could get any information on what those are?

[John Clay Wolf]

They're easy. ASO a s o I. Actually, a friend of mine. A friend of mine's got the same problem. They're for drop foot. And all it is, is they're $30 on Amazon. They're lightweight wraps, and you can wrap your feet up and it feels just like if you went to the trainer and had your ankles taped in high school.

[Caller/Guest]

Gosh. Now, good. But could you. I have no balance. I didn't know. Does that help you with balance is what I'm trying to figure out. It crushed my spinal cord when I fell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It'll help you.

[Caller/Guest]

So no kidding. You said a s o aso?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, aso.

[Caller/Guest]

Thank you so much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely.

[Caller/Guest]

I greatly appreciate you taking my call, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. A friend of mine, Pat Green, I was talking to him last night. The country singer? Yeah, same thing. I sent him pictures of these because he's got a problem.

[J.D.]

Does he?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they. I wouldn't be walking half at as crappy as I walk. It'd be a lot worse if I didn't have these on. And they're just like socks, but you can wrap them tight. With them like a brace. They've got wrappers in them in velcro. They hold your foot up. Yep. All right, we'll be right back.

[Bob]

I am worth more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Am I worth more?

[Bob]

Yeah, I'm worth a whole lot more.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what? You're right. At givemethevin.com, you are worth more and your car's worth more. And we want to pay more at give me the vin. Cause good cars are worth more and so are you. For top price, trust and ease of transaction. GiveMeTheVin.com, america's best car buyer. And remember, if we don't beat a deal from Carvana or Carmax, we'll pay you 100 bucks.

[Bob]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the John Clay Wolf show. Check out the GMTV Garage YouTube channel, complete with live video stream at jcwshow.com.

NASA just successfully launched a historic 10 day mission around the moon. But this is true.

[Caller/Guest]

Get this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shortly after it launched, the toilet aboard

[Pre K]

the Artemis II rocket broke.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Suddenly went from a billion dollar rocket

[John Clay Wolf]

to a carnival cruise in space.

Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com 800800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

Brian in New York, you've got a 66 convertible. Not much. 66 Mustang convertible, is that right?

[Caller/Guest]

No, the coupe since 1966. I'm not in New York. This is a New York number, but I'm in pretty much Pittsburgh area.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it does. It's not running.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I bought 1966 Mustang in 1989. I was the second owner. Had about 36, 000 miles on it. I think it's got about like 68 now. It was. I moved it to Buffalo, New York, where I basically put it in storage for about 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it needs to be because the rustiest crap in the world comes from Buffalo, New York. Seriously?

[Caller/Guest]

No, no, no. This is a California car. There is absolutely no rust. It's never seen a winner. Never seen road salt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just answer. Answer. I'm gonna. Let's do question and answer like a game show. What transmission is in it? I mean, it's sticker automatic.

[Caller/Guest]

Automatic, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

So automatic. Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, but it's got the shifter on the floor. But it's an automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's all factory. It's not aftermarket.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, it's pretty much the way I bought it. 1980.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't care how you bought it. I care about how they built it. It's Got the regular shifter in it.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, yeah. These cars, though, they didn't build them all the same. I mean, I've seen like a lot of different versions of this vehicle.

[John Clay Wolf]

And answer number one, automatic. Let's go to question number two. Which engine, what power plant is in it?

[Caller/Guest]

200 sprint.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not a 289. Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Straight six.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Six cylinder engine. Okay. And it. Why does it not run?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, after I had a storage, it wound up getting like a new paint job and everything. Original color, original paint, completely all redone. And then the. This.

[John Clay Wolf]

Question number five. What do I have to spend to get it running?

[Caller/Guest]

I would probably say probably. If you want it running really nice, probably you put like. I would. I would put a new. New block in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't answer question.

[Pre K]

I can't answer a question.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've gotten to the. To the problem. Question number seven. Does the car need an engine? Answer yes.

[Caller/Guest]

No, it doesn't. It. Basically, I got a replacement engine in it right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Question number 10. How much is it?

[Caller/Guest]

How much do I want for it? Yeah, I need at least 17.

[John Clay Wolf]

Question number 20. Have you ever been hung up on?

[Caller/Guest]

Are you gonna get hung up on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you're gonna get hung up on. All right. It's too damn high, man. Thank you for calling. Holy hell.

[Pre K]

How does the paint have anything to do why it's not running? I mean, he. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, if you really want to run it really nice. I mean, you want to run a nice right. I'm. And then the motor's just purring like a kit, and everything's just right. You probably should just put a block in it.

[Bob]

That voice is like. It's like, you know who Fozzie Bear is?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob]

He sounded like a drunk muppet. How much? What kind of engine's in it?

[J.D.]

Let's be nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Bob?

[J.D.]

Be nice. Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's up in Florida?

[J.D.]

You want Florida news?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's that time.

[J.D.]

We can certainly do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, yeah. I'm in Florida. The sand is so pretty.

[Bob]

It's time for Sunshine State news with your certified lifeguard, J.D.

[Caller/Guest]

ryan.

[J.D.]

So you've heard of Cocaine Bear? Remember the movie Cocaine Bear? What about cocaine sharks? New study has found sharks in the Bahama.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sharks had some big sharp teeth in

[J.D.]

the Bahama areas were found with high levels of cocaine in their system. Who's checking for this? I don't know, but here's Dr. Tracy Fenara of the marine laboratory in Sarasota talking about cocaine sharks.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that's a good Name for a drug researcher. Tracy. Looking for traces.

[J.D.]

Tracy Fenara, Number six.

[John Clay Wolf]

When it comes to sharks on cocaine or exposed to other human chemicals, well, we're seeing that that's happening more and more. A recent study just showed that a number of different shark species have been exposed to a number of human chemicals. It is problematic, though. We're not going to see sharks, like going crazy on cocaine.

[J.D.]

No, they're used to it now. All right.

[Pre K]

Crazy sharks.

[J.D.]

Crazy sharks.

[Pre K]

I mean, it looks, you know, a shark you could think of, the big snout. So it makes sense that they were sniffing cocaine.

[J.D.]

You never can tell if they're upset or crazy. They always look the same.

[Pre K]

You know, we actually have the cocaine shark in.

[J.D.]

I didn't know we actually have. We brought him in from Florida.

[Pre K]

Yeah, it's weird that he's in the studio out of water.

[Caller/Guest]

Out of water.

[J.D.]

Well, you know, he's on cocaine, so you never know. Hey, cocaine shark.

[Pre K]

Cocaine shark.

[John Clay Wolf]

How you doing?

[J.D.]

How are you doing, sir?

[Bob]

We're coming to you live from inside my tank here. Y' all hear me okay?

[J.D.]

Yep, yep, yep. We got you.

[Bob]

All right. What, y' all up in Florida?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I love Florida.

[Bob]

I'd like to come back. Well, hey, who's that crazy chick talking about cocaine in the sharks?

[J.D.]

That was Dr. Tracy Fenera from the marine laboratory in Sarasota.

[Bob]

Oh, Fenera.

[J.D.]

Fenera, yeah.

[Bob]

She's on that animal plant at all times. Good looking gal.

[John Clay Wolf]

She is.

[Bob]

She is a bit of a narc, though. Oh, yeah. Now, listen, man, whatever you see out there is between me and the cocaine, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Bob]

Unless you want to listen to some, you know, damn.

[J.D.]

What?

[Bob]

Rock and roll music and have a dance party on maybe a little. Wild cherry sharks do that. Play that music, white girl.

[Caller/Guest]

Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a shark party?

[J.D.]

You feel like you're addicted to the cocaine? Oh, no, no. You.

[Bob]

Oh, you.

[J.D.]

Anytime you want.

[Bob]

I don't have any problem with the cocaine at all. I know exactly where to get it.

[J.D.]

Do you?

[Bob]

The Bahamas rum, too. You have a really good time up here in the Bahamas. I'd like to go back to Florida, though. You know why? Why pretty?

[J.D.]

They are.

[Bob]

My God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I want to grab this cocaine shark. I need to grab Joe and Jackson, Mississippi. Hang on, Joe, what have you got? Good morning, Pre K. Can you get Joe? Are you there? Pre K? Test Joe and see if he's there. Line two, huh? In Nantucket, they found the highest traces of cocaine in the sewer system of any place in the country. N Tucket. But think about that first. Of all, why are they testing the sewer? Who? It's like a, you know, a bicycle seat sniffer who's dumping it. Did you get my joke before you stepped on it?

[Pre K]

No, we got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. A bicycle seat sniffer. You know what a frump is? Somebody who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles. Oh, God. Anyway, yes. So it's just there's more people in

[J.D.]

Nantucket that have revealed elevated levels of cocaine in the town's sewage, with concentrations frequently exceeding the national regional average. Who is testing this for cocaine?

[John Clay Wolf]

A frump.

[J.D.]

A frump.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, but they, they. There's more coke. So. People do more coke in Nantucket than anywhere else.

[J.D.]

Why are you peeing down the draw? Peeing it down. I just thought it would be. Someone's pouring it down the drain.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you.

[J.D.]

Strange.

[Bob]

You shouldn't play with raw sewage man.

[J.D.]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K. Do you have him now? Is he talking to you? Let me see if he's there. Joe, are you there?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Sorry.

[Caller/Guest]

Can you hear me now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I, I got your email through the website where it says you were trying to call in. It wasn't working. That's weird. Too bad. But where are you located?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm in Madison. This should be just outside of Jackson.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what kind of car do you want to sell?

[Caller/Guest]

I got a 2011 Mercedes SLS AMG with 1100 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Guest]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color interior?

[Caller/Guest]

Black and white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you buy it new?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. How long have you had it?

[Caller/Guest]

About four and a half years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then. Does 200 grand bite?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Caller/Guest]

Paid more than that for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. Have you ever sold stock at a loss? Or do you always not sell your stock unless you get more than you paid?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I've lost before.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I think you're fixed. How much did you pay for this one?

[Caller/Guest]

Two and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

250 grand?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh. I thought these things hadn't gone up four years ago. I thought that they were cheaper four years ago than they are now.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, that's. That was when they were kind of at their peak.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What's the least you'd really take?

[Caller/Guest]

I would. I would take what I paid for.

[John Clay Wolf]

I cannot give what you paid for it. I will give more than what I offered. I will give more than I offered. Well, if I, if I show my hand to you, you said, you already said the least you would take is 250. So if I correct offer less than that, would you take it? If you like it.

[Caller/Guest]

Because I, I, I Can think.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, you already made the blanket statement. The 250 is the bottom. So I can't. I can't get there. So I'm having fun playing poker with you. I'm having fun playing poker with you.

[Caller/Guest]

Sometimes. Sometimes you got to think about it. So tell me what you would give

[John Clay Wolf]

me, and I would probably split the difference between where I am and where you are.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That gives you a very good feeling of where I am.

[Caller/Guest]

Can I. Can you. Can you get your guy to give me your number and let me think about it a few days and call you back?

[John Clay Wolf]

You can just go to.

[Caller/Guest]

Let me. Let me. Let me tell you, this car is absolutely spotless. It's got not a scratch on it anywhere. I mean, it shouldn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

With 1100 miles. With 1100 miles, I'm imagining 1100 miles, which is showroom condition.

[Caller/Guest]

It is absolutely showroom condition. Matter of fact, last year I put a set of new tires on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just because they rotted.

[Caller/Guest]

Just because of the dry rot. Yeah. Possibility.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, guys, again, what we're talking about is a 2011 gull wing Mercedes. It's called an SLS, but it was the. It was when they reinvented the Gullwing here for a minute. I sold it. I sold a. I've had four of these in the past, I don't know, six months, and I'm pretty tuned up on the market. Was I trying to steal at 200? Sure. A little bit. What's wrong with making some money? But you're making me pay for. You're making me pay for it. But if I get up there where I was talking, that that's, that's hanging out there, I'd love to get the car bought.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I'm telling you, it's absolutely beautiful. It's perfect. And it's. It's exactly what I'll tell you it is. And you would never argue with me because you couldn't find a scratch on it if you tried.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you save the salesmanship for me? Because we're past that.

[Bob]

We.

[John Clay Wolf]

We left that once we went past 200 grand.

[Caller/Guest]

You know? You know, my, My dad was in the car business for years, and people would tell you stuff over the phone that this car is perfect, and you'd go look at it, and you're like, ah, Joe, you and I have a mutual friend. You and I have a mutual friend.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD Pass.

[Caller/Guest]

That tells you the same. JD Pass.

[John Clay Wolf]

I already know. I already know. I, I knew the second you start talking old cowboy. J.D. well, you know, this old baby's just a. It's got factory air in the spare. It's just a puppy dog. Just looking at you. It's so damn new in the spare. Thank you, Joe.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, this is. This is. This is not a JD Pass deal. This is a real deal. But anyway, get your guy to give me your number.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, thank you.

[Caller/Guest]

I'll. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll work on it. Okay. And that's what I deal with every day when I'm not on the air. Like in the air, we talk about junk cars and regular cars, but the big stuff comes to me and. But we'll. We'll get that car, Bob, where I'm hitting it. I'm hitting it so hard at that point, I'm leaning out there crazy because I want to buy an 1100 mile and it's that damn nice. And I know it. He's just spending 20 minutes. Tell me how nice. I'm like, dude, I skipped that long while. Nice. I'm telling you, when I hit him at two, I. I figured he wasn't gonna go. And then he started coloring in, so. It's an 1100 mile car. That's 1100 mile color. It's supposed to look like. Okay. All right, so we gotta. We got a little. We got a debutante on our.

[J.D.]

We agree.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I had a ratty one. Anyway, we'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf. All these bids are good at. Give me the VI. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN.GiveIn.com. so we've gone from crap to Shinola.

[J.D.]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. From quarter million to 500 and everything in between. Be right back. Oh, and some guy with a Mustang that needs a block in Pittsburgh did the train. I don't even want to think about that. Call them women gonna make me teach them what they don't know how. I'm going to jack. Give me the vet.

Hey, the John Clay Wolf show has what you need.

Hit him up.

800, 800 radio one. 800, 800 radio. And check out the [e-mail] or john claywolf.com the John Clay Wolf Show. America's number one Saturday morning show.

Hey, I've got a serious caller on line five. I need to take this, guys. I'm sorry to do this to you. Sure, no problem. It's Brent Indicator. Brent, are you there?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, I am. How are you guys doing this morning?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. And I'm really flattered that when you picked up your phone, you thought to call me on national radio. With this question. Brent's question is.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, do you have a pair of tail guards or tail lights for an O3 Ford Ranger?

[J.D.]

Oh, I got you.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

That's important stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, breaking, you know, do I have any old school Ford Ranger tail lamps in my possession? And he want to know if I want to do a little trading and. Yeah, I mean, I've got some. They blink slower than a guy realizing his child support just hit me. You trying to fix this thing or just make it barely legal? Brent?

[Caller/Guest]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's not. It's not the tail lamps. It's the tail lamps, like the protector. The little guards at Weston, like the company that makes the. The side steps and things like that. It's. They're discontinued. I've been looking far and wide, so I thought, well, you know, you seem like a reasonable man. You probably have a collection of things,

[John Clay Wolf]

but you could go to this website. Do you have a. Do you have a pen handy?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to this website, www.this is where I get my stuff. Suck a D dot com.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. There you go.

[Bob]

I ask if you wanted me to go check the shed. What the hell was that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who knows? What you got, J.D.

[J.D.]

we got more Florida news if you'd like it. A suspected Florida drug dealer named Bobby Johnson right in the middle of a big deal, right? And he's door to door. You know how they pull up next to each other, he's door to door with this guy, and he gives him the cocaine. And suddenly the guy just throws the coat, the bag of cocaine back at him. Hits him in the head. This customer, Charlie Damon, tossed a very large bag of white powder from his parked car and hit the drug dealer right in the. The reason being the police had just pulled up into the parking lot. Yeah. Police couldn't help but be amused at how quickly the deal went down and went south. Cut number seven.

[Caller/Guest]

Get that car. Get underground now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lay on your stomach.

[Bob]

Don't worry about your phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lay on your stomach and put your hands out.

[Caller/Guest]

Any weapons on you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sit up.

[Caller/Guest]

No, I didn't.

[Bob]

Yeah, you can come in then.

[J.D.]

Tried to walk away, man.

[Bob]

He's trying to do a drug deal. He's standing in front of his house. The car pulls up.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bob]

He's already handed the guy the cocaine, Right?

[J.D.]

We have video, by the way, @jcwshow.com if you want to go to our YouTube stream. Scroll up.

[Bob]

And the guy throws this half pound of cocaine back there still when the cops. So he gets out of the Car. They got him on the ground. They got the deal on the ground. The other guy ran. They caught him a couple blocks away. Cocaine's on the ground inside the car, on the. On the passenger seat. $12,000.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow.

[Bob]

What's that for?

[J.D.]

What's that money for?

[Pre K]

I wasn't trying to buy no drugs.

[J.D.]

That's for my dog. You hear the dog barking? That's my dog.

[Pre K]

I didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was through it.

[Pre K]

I was like, I don't want this.

[J.D.]

Oh, I didn't want to buy cocaine. Let me throw.

[Bob]

Decided to return it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've heard more cocaine stories lately. Is cocaine back in vogue? More than it was.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Yeah. I think it's coming back around because people are afraid of some of the drugs being laced with fentanyl. Who would do anything illegal now anymore?

[John Clay Wolf]

But don't you lace cocaine with fentanyl?

[J.D.]

I don't think so. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is fentanyl?

[Pre K]

It's probably white.

[John Clay Wolf]

White. You remember that guy we had? That was Kyle's friend that died. That was a buyer on the floor at giving event about 12 years ago. He went to the strip club at lunch and KO'd.

[J.D.]

Never came back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he got into some fentanyl.

[J.D.]

Oh, did he?

[Pre K]

You remember Matt?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't remember him. I never knew.

[Pre K]

I'm talking to jd.

[J.D.]

I remember a mat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that match did well.

[J.D.]

Yeah, but it had nothing to do with cocaine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fentanyl.

[J.D.]

Okay. All right. I was not aware of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe you're thinking of a different man.

[J.D.]

I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clear. Do you remember Biggs, the one legged guy that was running around the parking lot because his wife was chasing him because of the girlfriend he was screwing at the office. That was our HR manager.

[J.D.]

I remember that. They vividly.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was awesome.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Pre K]

It really was probably one of my top 10 days.

[J.D.]

Some of the stuff that happened in that building. Man, that two guys that fought over the one girl that worked for us. The guy that showed up with a rifle at our front door. He wasn't threatening anybody. He was just carrying a rifle.

[Pre K]

Man bun.

[J.D.]

Man bun. Remember man bun?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get you some.

[Pre K]

We haven't had fun like that anymore once we've cleaned up.

[John Clay Wolf]

The guy that walked.

[J.D.]

The guy that walked up and wanted a job and give me the. Vinny just got out of prison. He walked up. Hey, he's John here. Yes, he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

What can I help you with, sir?

[Pre K]

And now we're hiring one of the Wolf Packers. He's going to be working in Philadelphia. Starts Monday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good.

[Pre K]

Oh, Rico.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rico.

[Bob]

No kidding. All right.

[Pre K]

He'll do in some inspections for us over in Philly. So that office, he's been talking about

[John Clay Wolf]

it for a few years. What's he been doing before? I mean, was he waiting for this job for two years as an unemployment man?

[Pre K]

No, no, he's got a family business that they run.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's he doing?

[Pre K]

If he wants to talk, I don't know if he wants to mention or not, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you don't have to plug it, but you can tell me.

[Pre K]

Like an arcade golf course thing, mini, Mini putt type stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. Of course he does.

[J.D.]

Yeah, of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

A little, little Breaking Bad backdrop kind of deal.

[Pre K]

Car wash, family for 20 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you know, people been buying coke at mini Golf's for 20 years. I watched Gone in 60 seconds. Oh, not the first one. I'm sorry, not the second one. But the original. I did not know there was an original. It's about two and a half hours long and there's a 40 minute car chase scene at the end. Eleanor is like a 72 Mustang. Anyway, Bob, you like old weird movies. Gone in 60 seconds. Original and made me think of it because they found a 71 Cadillac Deville that was stuffed full of heroin. Oh God. And they're fighting about that. And one of them threw it to get rid of it and the cop showed up. Anyway, I don't want to ruin it for you. A 40 year old movie, unless. I don't want to ruin it for you. I want you to watch it. It'll ruin it for yourself. It's not that good, but if you're a car buff, it is.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The funny part is they said they did it for it with 350,000 and they wrecked probably 70 cars. I'm like, there's just no way.

[J.D.]

No way.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no way in Long Beach.

[Bob]

See, that's the genre I'm really comfortable with because we went to see a lot of those. My parents, the driving Eat My Dust with Ron Howard. Somebody showed on some one of these broke leg cables channels recently. It was so fun. I have not seen this one. I thought I had.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd never seen Vanishing Point either.

[Bob]

Oh, really? That's the one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it? Is that Steve McQueen?

[Bob]

Nah, no, that's. I forget the guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never seen Bullet. I've never seen any of these classic car movies, so I need to saw Bullet.

[Bob]

No, that's Steve McQueen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so good.

[Bob]

It's a great cop movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's a great cop movie. Avery, In Florida, your 90F 150 Echo XLT with 96, 000 miles. Is it a long bed or a short?

[Caller/Guest]

It's six and a half inch. 106 and a half feet.

[John Clay Wolf]

106 and a half feet. That's a long one.

[Caller/Guest]

No, six and a half feet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Six and a half foot bed, that should be a short bed. Is it What? What engine? Six or eight cylinder, five liter. Okay. Average rough or clean?

[Caller/Guest]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rougher, clean condition.

[Caller/Guest]

That's rough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. My kind of gal. Is it two grand?

[Caller/Guest]

If you all come take it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, so it doesn't run.

[Caller/Guest]

You can drive it. It runs and drives legally. I don't got the plate with nothing on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead and load it into givemetheven.com. let's take a look. See? Okay. All right, thank you. So we've gone from a $225,000 SLS to a questionable $500 to $2,000 truck in Florida. All right, I'm gonna go take a shot of whiskey and refresh my brain. We'll be right back.

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmethevit.com call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800, radio.

This is the best song. We turn up a little bit early. I was arguing with a guy the other day that he said he didn't die in a helicopter crash. He did die in a helicopter crash, didn't he?

[Bob]

I want to say so, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't go look it up after we were done arguing. Let me see.

[Bob]

Somebody corrected me on Randy Rhodes last week cuz I thought he died in a helicopter class, but everybody says airplane.

[John Clay Wolf]

Airplane. Yeah, he hit the bus. Stevie Ray Vaugh die in heli. Crash.

[J.D.]

It.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know it was. He left a festival and it was smoky, the cloud cover and they hit a hill like kind of like a ski resort. Looking complex, you know.

[Pre K]

Who knew J.D. ryan, who knows all about in the bathroom?

[J.D.]

What are y' all talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

Stevie Ray Vaughn died in a helicopter crash.

[J.D.]

Yes. Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Okay. God, I wish he was still around. If there was anybody I wish still was around. And I was paying more attention to back when he was around us. I mean he was on MTV all the time. Guy was great. Oh, I gotta grab this. Jeff in Maryland,

[Caller/Guest]

how's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. 19 Camaro, 2 SS, 9,000 miles, manual transmission. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller/Guest]

It's A1. It's A1 LE. So it's got. It's got the track package okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a clean carfax?

[Caller/Guest]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Did you buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm the second owner. I bought it with 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

I bought it with 3, 500 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. And you're. You're in D.C. or right around D.C. in Maryland?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 37. 5.

[Caller/Guest]

You're not allowed to quit.

[John Clay Wolf]

You there.

[Caller/Guest]

You're not. You're not allowed to quit the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you. I hear you. I am quitting in. I think the 4th of July show right there will be about our last show on. On radio. Hey, 20 years, man. I'm. I'm hanging it up. Just 37 and a half by.

[Caller/Guest]

Think about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, here we are, homeboy. Let's think. We got four more hours. How much time you got? What, do you have to go talk to your wife?

[Caller/Guest]

I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God almighty. I mean, grow a set.

[Caller/Guest]

He kicks me out of trouble.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's the wife?

[Caller/Guest]

She's home today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, call her on three way. And Pre K, let me know when. When you've got Pre K. You picked this phone call back up. Jeff's gonna call his wife on three way. We're gonna have this discussion. Is that okay, Jeff?

[Caller/Guest]

I might be able to make that happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's do that. All right, so I'm gonna put you on hold. Pre K is gonna pick you up. You call her on three way. And then we'll get back to there in just a minute. This is exciting. Drama.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow.

[Bob]

You're full service, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Pre K]

That's called putting the press on right there.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this week, last Tuesday, it's all these. Everything's top secret. The supercar blondie thing in the Ferrari F6.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, working with Rollins and her and. And so I. I'm talking about on the radio show. I don't give a hell what they said, but, you know, don't publish anything. Don't. Supercar blondie came over from Dubai. Her name's Alex Hershey, Alexandra Hershey. And came over from Dubai and met us at Gas Monkey. And we did test shots and drive shots in the Ferrari F6. Have you done that before in filming? Like with Pro Style, with a front front car and a back car behind the car. It was interesting. I did feel like I was part of a movie. Yeah. And I'm riding with her in the Ferrari and she's like, you know, I'm like, get on it. Let's go. And it's that we've got cameras all around us, right?

[J.D.]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she's like, what about the. You know, the. She's worried about us leaving the filming cars because there's a filming crew in the front of us, in the back of us. And I'm like, screw them, dude. Let's go. I came all the way out here. I want to feel this bitch roll. Do it. And she's like, are you sure? I'm like, I'm absolutely sure. And we. She just hammered down and we blew. Bastard. Dude, that thing is a dragster. It is unbelievable. I mean, it's got like. Every gear is a ball, ball. 1, 2, 3. She's got balls everywhere. Yeah. It feels like a dragster, but it turns well. And I'm talking about a Ferrari that Richard Gas monkey and I have been partners on. It's going on two and a half years is when this actually started. And we finally finished it. And Supercar Blondie, you will. She's gonna. She got the scoop.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Motor Trend had the scoop. And our publicist, Richard. Nice share publicist. She lined up Motor Trend and then Richard's guy lined up Supercar Blondie. So we had to make a decision who has a bigger platform.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Supercar Blondie has 122 million followers.

[J.D.]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we went with her.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Motor Trend got mad and I'm like, hey, man, just. Why don't you come too?

[Pre K]

I mean, it's always. Chicks always went out. I mean, of course.

[J.D.]

Of course. 122 million.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got to know her pretty well, and I did an interview with her that I can't really. I can't do anything I like. It's kind of weird.

[J.D.]

Well, yeah. There's a release date.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D.]

It's a hold date. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, why. Why is it so serious?

[J.D.]

Because they. You want to make a big splash. And the only way to make a big splash is to not drip it out a little at a time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like we're doing right now.

[J.D.]

Like we're doing right now. I was gonna ask you, you sure you want to keep talking about this?

[Bob]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then at the end of the day, this was a long. This was a four hour shoot.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that gal was out there working, dude. She like, she's taking panels off and like setting them down so when her camera guys on her, she can pick up the engine cover and remove it so that, you know, she didn't have to fight through the buttons. I mean, she was really smart.

[J.D.]

Been done this before.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

She bring her own team with her?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. And Then Richard's guys were there, and my guys were there. It looked like we were filming. It looked like we were filming Landman.

[J.D.]

Right. Cameras everywhere, bumping into each other.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, and there were two drones overhead, of course. And they're going. And I'm like, like, what do you think of that? I said, I hope to God. I told my cameraman, I said, put a camera on those drones, because I want to film them crashing with each other. Because, you know they're going to hit gas. Monkey had their drone. We had our drone. And they're like. They're going to hit, like, Stevie Ray Vaughan, like, how he died.

[J.D.]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That wasn't cool. I mean, Helicopter crash. Sorry. But it was. So she and I went to dinner that night by ourselves.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. No, that one. And it was really fun. I really got to know her. Well, we're gonna do stuff together. She lives in Dubai. Did you know in Dubai they pay no taxes?

[Caller/Guest]

Zero.

[J.D.]

Okay. How do they do all these buildings and all these.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oil money.

[J.D.]

All oil money.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they do tax corporations. Okay. And corporations are hanging their hat over there left and right.

[J.D.]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

For this. I don't know.

[J.D.]

Like, the Caymans used to be. That's where you'd go to basically hide money because there's.

[John Clay Wolf]

So she's an Australian.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That moved to London. Her and her husband go to Dubai, probably to avoid taxes.

[J.D.]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And makes sense. She's on the radio in Dubai as the morning gal. Really? For a while.

[J.D.]

Speaking English.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, English. With an Australian accent, you know.

[J.D.]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then she. Bentley. You know how we get press cars? Turley sure knows. Yeah. He drives them. She was getting press cars as a radio person, and she did a review on Bentley.

[Pre K]

We don't get Bentley.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they enjoyed it so much, they gave her another one.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then they asked her to do something else, and she gave up radio nine years ago and started Super Car Blondie. Her radio handle was Super Blondie. And she wanted to take Super Blondie to the web and do Super Blondie, but it was taken on Instagram and Facebook, so that's. Hence Super Car Blondie. And, dude, she gets, like 2 billion views a month to billion B. Yeah. Her Facebook money was like. I don't know what the peak of it was. It's a couple of mil. Facebook. Just Facebook. Couple million a month.

[J.D.]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Holy.

[J.D.]

I had no idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I had no idea either. How old is she? I think her over. She's. Oh, that's an interesting topic, because she looks like.

[Pre K]

I mean, she. She looks like our Age, kind of. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So I asked. I asked. I was taught. We were talking about that, and Rollins guy, Julian said, She's 51. I'm like, okay. And we were at dinner, and we're talking about this and that and old times, and, you know, I thought I was playing it safe.

[Pre K]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was like, see, you're like 45. Because I'm giving that back. Right. So that she. If she wants to admit that she's 51, which is fine.

[J.D.]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hit her at 45. She'll be happy. No, I'm 51. Because I was kind of. I was kind of questioning it. The more I got to know her, I was like, I don't think she's 51. Yeah, but. But I said, so you're 45. And no, she's like, I'm 40. Oh.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh.

[J.D.]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a little.

[Pre K]

Yeah, you overshot a little.

[J.D.]

She looks a lot younger than these photos.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, she's 40, that's for sure. And then the next day, I was talking to Richard Rollins, telling him about the dinner, and I texted him, let me see if I got this right here. I texted him, damn it, what did I do with this? I should have had this ready. I texted him something like, hey, by the way, she's 40, not 51. And I didn't say. I forgot exactly what I said. But. But hang on, let me.

[J.D.]

Let me see here some of these photos. She looks 25, right?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

How old they are, but she looks beautiful.

[Bob]

I remember the trans. The transition you're talking about.

[Caller/Guest]

We were.

[Bob]

We were in a meeting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here it is. I found it. Hold on. Oh, hell. Oh, when you leave Richards, come over to the office the next day. Oh, and I thought I was being slick, asking her if she was 45 after Julian said she was 51. Julian is wrong. This isn't a text message. I accidentally hit send to her.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that she writes back. Oh, my God. She's like, hahaha. What is going on here? Did Julian say I was 51? Yeah, and now I'm gonna try You've got everybody in trouble trick back.

[Pre K]

Did you answer that?

[Caller/Guest]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Wtf, Julian? I wrote reminder of topics not to discuss in life. She wrote, I just turned 40 a few months ago. Oh my God. So then I wrote back, and then my assistant, it was like, dude, just leave it alone. Shut up.

[J.D.]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, yeah, when he said 51, I thought, she must drink from a fountain of youth. That's why you're trying to cover your str. I said 45, playing it safe. But you never, ever guess a woman's age or if they're pregnant.

[J.D.]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Even if you think you have intel. And that rule was just confirmed again. Julian must have set me up to bomb. Nah, dude, that's bad.

[Pre K]

So you're blaming it all I'm on Julian.

[John Clay Wolf]

So she's like, yeah, he really screwed you. On the other hand, we could roll with me being 51 and start selling vials of my blood for millions. I think the recovery was okay. Yes, sir. God. We'll be right back. My name is John Claywolf by cars and radio for America's best car buyer. 800-800-7234. Call. Dial a deal right now because we're going into the lightning round. Dial for a deal call with your car. I will bid your the radio for this next quick segment. Give the phone screener year, make, model, miles, average rough for clean. You don't need to talk about all the stuff. Just give him the facts and he will load it up and you can give me this stuff. But let's do deals on the air during this music break. You can call 8008-0072-3480-0800-RADIO. All the bids are [e-mail] be right back. The future as everyone knows, is where we're gonna be spending the rest of our life.

[Bob]

Who said the future is close?

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Bob]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

The John Clay Wolf show.

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And this is the Lightning round. Dial a deal call 800-800-RADIO. We'll do a dope deal on your car right now. Charles in Mississippi.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning, Mr. John. How are you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. 63 Bentley. Bentley. So it's a right hand driver. It's been swapped out with a 396 Cadillac engine. On a scale of 1 to 10, how nice is it?

[Caller/Guest]

You know, the interior, the wood probably could re. Use a little bit of refinishing. I would if I had the time to do it. The leather is awesome. Burgundy interior. The paint, aside from that, I mean, paint is. It's a cream color.

[John Clay Wolf]

How good is it though? Does it have any cracks in it? Does it have any chips in it? Is it faded?

[Caller/Guest]

No, Very little, if any.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's a five on a scale.

[Caller/Guest]

My dad bought this car in West Palm beach about 15 years ago, got ill, passed away, and now it's, it's. It just sits there. Yeah, I mean, I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the drivability? The drivability. If right now you started up

[J.D.]

it.

[Caller/Guest]

Has he. He burnt up the water pump on the front end of it. When he was in the process of fixing it, A bolt snapped off the pump housing. So it does have the ability to remove that bolt. I have not taken the time from it. I imagine if you put a new carburetor on it, the water pump plopped on it, you could drive it to wherever you're at.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we don't know if it got hot when he did that. We don't know if the motor scorched.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I highly doubt it, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I'm having to invest in this risk, you know what I'm saying?

[Caller/Guest]

All right, so what do you think that thing is worth?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's worth 10 and I'll give 5. Because of the way that you're. Because the risk on it.

[Caller/Guest]

Right. Yeah. I'll keep it, fix it myself. He paid 20 at least for it, from what I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they were worth more 15 years ago because more people cared. Yeah, I'll give. You know, can it. Will it start

[Caller/Guest]

if I put the water pump on it?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. Forget the ifs. Well, you're calling to sell me a product, and I'm. I'm gonna write you a check right now. We're, we're not talking about projects, finishing projects, calling people, fixing.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, it will start. Unfortunately, you're not gonna go anywhere in it because it needs the water pump.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. But it will start,

[Caller/Guest]

of course. Yes. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh? What buys it?

[Caller/Guest]

But I'm not taking five grand. You know what? I think I'll just keep it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what?

[Caller/Guest]

And I'll do the restoration on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Charles, Charles, I think you just did me a big favor. I appreciate it. I'd love for you to keep it. I've been down. I've been down these roads, and sometimes I get lucky and it's okay, but a lot of times I don't, and it's not okay. And I'm a busy guy, and working on cars and fixing projects is tough. And I don't. I don't want to do it. That's why I've got to buy them cheap enough where if that problem does exist, then I've got enough room to work out of it. That's what I mean. That makes sense. I'm sure. Hey, I got this cool house for sale. It might have foundation problems, it might have electrical problems, but I want, you know, just a little back of retail, you know, you just got to buy them and cheap enough. So work on it. Good. If you get it running and get it fixed. Yeah, I just can't make it work at 10. I would. I would give 10 if you get it fixed. So get it fixed. Get it up on its feet and. And let's talk again when you're done. Thanks. We will never talk to him again because he will never get it done ever. Ever. Nothing wrong with him. It's just the way it works. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars and radio for America's best car buyer. GiveMeTheven.com Be right back. Joe, with your 15 Sierra, go to GiveMeTheven.com Little Rock, Arkansas. Same with you. Just load them up into GiveMeTheven.com. be right back.

You're listening to the most popular Saturday morning show to ever broadcast in America. You're listening to the John Clay Wolf Show. Feel free to call and make your voice heard. 800, 800 radio. If you missed any of the show, go to jcwshow.com right now and download the podcast the John Clay Wolf Show.

To save everybody a lot of time, the news media must only report when a member of the Duggar family isn't

[J.D.]

accused of molesting a kid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Also, you should change the name of the show from 19 kids and counting to 19 counts. I'm not kidding.

[J.D.]

And now back to the John Clay

[John Clay Wolf]

Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com.

yeah, this one right here goes out to all the Dave In Nashville. Are you driving in a Jeep? Sounds like loud.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I'm driving in a pickup down the interstate, my friend. I can pull over if it helps out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now. Now it sounds different. So we were talking about me sending the. The text to supercar blondie instead of Rollins on accident, and you've got a quick story about you do the same thing.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I did the same thing. This was a few years ago. My wife, now is an example, is Danielle, and her dad's name is Daniel. So, you know, very similar in my contacts. So at the time we were dating, you know, we'd get to work, I'd get to work, she'd get to work, and we'd text each other back and forth. Hey, made the work type thing. So I sent her a text one morning when I got to work.

[John Clay Wolf]

She said, maybe I'm going to tear that stuff up.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I sent a text and said, I hope your day is as nice as your ass. And a few minutes later, I got a text back, and it was to her dad said, I think this text meant for someone else. That boy was dying.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's funny.

[Caller/Guest]

He still reminds me of it to this day, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that's a good line. It is good. I hope this day is as good as your ass.

[Pre K]

Let me use that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Thank you. That was my takeaway from that.

[Pre K]

Yeah, it brightens their day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jd, have you ever done that? Have you sent the wrong person?

[J.D.]

Yes. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

That's so embarrassing look back. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was it?

[J.D.]

I just. I don't even want to discuss. Well, one of those kind of embarrassing was actually Ed, give me the vin. As everyone knows, my senior buyer is a liberal, and one of my co workers, Chris, is a conservative. So Chris and I share Trump things back and forth. And one day I sent Brad something that was very Trump prop positive and liberal negative. And Brad just wrote back. Really? I'm like, oh, Jesus, you're scared of Brad. Not scared of him, just trying respectful of him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's nice.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Is that the highest level of engagement he gave you?

[J.D.]

Yeah, he just went, really?

[Bob]

Gee, that's not that bad.

[J.D.]

It wasn't bad. It wasn't sexual? No, it was just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I'll tell you a funny story. So this other guy that used to work for us as a. As a team lead, he was into mining for crystals, like in Arkansas mixing. And he wound up losing his job over it because he got so into his side hustle that his real hustle working for us was her. Hampered.

[J.D.]

Hampered.

[John Clay Wolf]

His numbers look like hell. Right. And I warned him. I'm like, dude, if you're gonna do this crystal thing, get all weird out about this, you need to get back over here and start working on your book. Your car book. And he didn't. And we had to let him go. Sure. And still love him. Not a problem. But then Brad is really into license plates very much. And I brought this up on the manager's call on Thursday. I didn't even think of him. But then in the manager's group text, he sent the wrong text to all of us talking about this license plate auction and how he's doing this and how he's doing that. I wrote back. Are you doing crystals now too? This is the beginning of the end, Right?

[J.D.]

That's funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, Brad's good hand. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Ken in Arkansas. I. I will not give 30,000 for it. 85 El Dorado Brits. Oh, too damn high. Ken, are you there?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I will not give 30,000. How dare you price that to me for 30,000. And you say you're a dealer?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I mean, that's what I priced it for. Retail. Yeah, but. But it's 35, 000 miles, John. New tires, new top, white with red. The. There's not any cracks in the scene.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll get 15 grand.

[Caller/Guest]

It's the real deal. Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, you and I both seen these cars bust off at Mechan or Barrett and do not crazy numbers. And you're. You're searching for the. I'm not saying you can't get it, but I mean, when you're selling, I'm asking retail.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'd say little more. You want the big crack. And what'd you pay for this thing? Where'd you buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

I found it on Facebook. Marketplace out of Stuttgart, Arkansas. The guy was wanting 18 grand, and it just looked real common. You could tell it needed a new top. It was on a donut tire. I trailered it back.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gave him 10 is what you gave him. Tell the truth. You gave him 10.

[Caller/Guest]

I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right? I already know. Right. And I'm offering you 15 after you've done the stuff. That's wholesale. That's correct.

[Caller/Guest]

I mean, I've. I probably got 14 in it with a new top, new tire.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I know you do, and that's. And I'm right off the hook. 15 GS. So if you want to wholesale and get your money back because you didn't have luck retailer, I'll Buy it, and if not, it's cool.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Thanks.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

No,

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll tell the truth. I gave him 10 grand. No. Yeah, I know. I didn't say it. You know I did not say it. Do not dump me. I did. You already dumped me.

[Pre K]

It was too close.

[Bob]

It's close enough.

[J.D.]

It was too close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[Pre K]

If I have to think about it,

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna dump it.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. Hey, y', all, look at the board real quick. Kyle, pull up the. The drive on the fire chicken. So we tested and tuned the fire chicken this week. Oh, what? What? Kyle, you got. There you go. So that's the fire chicken running down the road. She's alive. She's alive. And then he. He sweeps over with the camera, and you see that she's doing a tune run. So it's plugged in and it's. They're trying to tune that LT4. And he says it runs awesome. But at the end of the video, you will see this. It has a little too much power. Click over to that one, Kyle.

[J.D.]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no. Oh, yeah, dude. First day. That's completely. That's so it snapped. Not a brand new drive shaft in half.

[Pre K]

That's a lot of power.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a lot of power. You know, it's a 650 horse setup, but with the tuna, we think it's pushing 750. And that's. And. And he. He busted the drive shaft.

[J.D.]

Is that operator error or is that just too much power?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just too much.

[J.D.]

Too much power.

[Pre K]

So what do you have to do now? Get him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we called the drive shaft guy, like, hey, dude, you need to work on your drive shafts. I mean, how do you twist off a drive shaft? We told him it was a swap. That's why we swapped the driveline. I mean, because we upped the horsepower so much. So he's making another one, and it should be ready Monday.

[Pre K]

No cost.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Well, he wanted to charge us 580. And then I started. I told Mike. I was like, okay, if it. Mike's our manager. I said, treat it like it's your money. Don't make me do this. Don't make me take an hour of my day and call this guy and wear him out. Treat him like it's your money. Because he's, like, ready to buy another one and pay another $600. I'm like, no. And then the guy said, yes, I stand behind my word. I'll do, you know? And I was like, why didn't you do this the other day? Because I really wanted to drive it. I never got to drive it.

[Pre K]

Oh, you haven't been in it yet?

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't been in it sitting out there with a bus to drive Shaft right now. It'll be next weekend. A promise. It's gonna be working, I promise. You know, at the end of the month. But he's got to drive it some more because there could be more problems. A problem is. I promise there's going to be more problems. Oh, yeah. I'm going to take it to cars and coffee at the end of the month. I do think ship foose is coming.

[Pre K]

Oh, that'd be a great time to debut that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[J.D.]

I hope at some point in today's show you talk about what you're currently driving. I know. Not now, but we have to break,

[John Clay Wolf]

so I will Kyle throw up a teaser shot of what I'm currently driving

[Pre K]

for those that are on the YouTube stream.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, sure.

[Pre K]

You'll know what's up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. He didn't move as fast as some of the guys. Well, you kind of threw.

[Pre K]

I mean, it's hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it? To get those pictures found to find

[Pre K]

the photo, then put it up there.

[J.D.]

Just take some more.

[John Clay Wolf]

I feel for. Well, I'm still waiting.

[J.D.]

If you can go to jcwshow.com by

[John Clay Wolf]

the time Kyle put up the pictures of the Suburban.

[J.D.]

By the time you get there, it'll have the picture up of the suburban.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we'll be right back.

[J.D.]

So cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yo. We're back to the John Clay wolf show taking over your radio every Saturday morning presented by. Give me the vid.com.

i still need to see Dwight Yocum in concert.

[Bob]

Yes, you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

You called me from there a few years ago. I think it was good. Hey, Kyle, throw that picture back up on the board. You can if you want to watch us on YouTube, go to John jcwshow.com and click the live button. Not that one. Not that one. The. The car of the dude holding the sign.

[Pre K]

Ah, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So here's our 57 Bel Air that we bought from guy in Houston. Is that him?

[Pre K]

That's him.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not as old as you said.

[Pre K]

He's 70s. He's looking good shape. Big old hands. He was a boxer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So when they went back. So what happened is we bought this car and it's a non. It's a non runner. He sent us all these pictures of it put together and finished. It's a LSA swapped 57 Chevy. It's nice. Oh, and we were buying it for 70 grand. And then they get over there. And they left it because the seat was out of it and had a bunch of wires everywhere. They like peeled it apart. And then I called back said, no cut at 10 grand. I'll take the risk. So did. Did we get a seat in it before it left?

[Pre K]

Everything's with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, with it. I mean, like, did they put the seat back in it so he could drive it up on the transport?

[Pre K]

No, it's all in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like I was thinking about that we should just bolt the seat in. I mean any, you know, borderline down syndrome person can bolt a seat in a car.

[Pre K]

Yeah, we probably could have, but we just said make sure, get everything, gather it. All right, load it up and it should be here at the garage pretty soon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like today it's transport's got it and

[Pre K]

from Houston it's coming in, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah, so we can put it. We can finish the assembly here. I don't buy many projects, but this one was pretty good. And it's a super light project. Why didn't he just. That's just so weird. He took the seat out and some other stuff. But we did hear it run, correct?

[Pre K]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, It'll be fun. 800-800-7234. 800 JD. I got a LSA swap 57 Bel Air on its way up here today. I don't like those wheels though.

[J.D.]

Yeah, they don't. They don't fit.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're a little gay.

[J.D.]

God. I wasn't gonna go there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's a good car. It's a great red that's coming up here today. Yeah, it should be here today. Okay, well, I could park right next to that red Suburban. Did you see the red Suburban?

[J.D.]

What? Yeah, you've been driving that all week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's what it is. I'm gonna drive.

[J.D.]

So I saw it parked in the parking lot. I just had to open the door. Hope you didn't mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the prettiest car.

[J.D.]

That is the prettiest damn car ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ever.

[J.D.]

Seriously.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a relic redo.

[J.D.]

And because you open the door and the dash looks brand new.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it looks like the car smells new.

[J.D.]

Smells brand new.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kyle, get to the interior pictures. Do you have any? There you go.

[J.D.]

Look at that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a 1968 four wheel drive suburban with a six inch lift on. It's been cool. Complete, complete, rebuilt from around. And when you open the door, it

[J.D.]

feels like the older door. So the top of it is a 68.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the bottom bottom is I think a 20. 20 Denali. So they set it on a Denali chassis and it's got a Denali current modern instrumentation on the dash. But all the stuff works. Those cruise buttons and the radio seek and the windshield wipers and the. I mean, like the. What do you call it when you know, Spray. The windshield wiper cleaner. Every functionality of a new car. It has seat heaters, rear air, all the buttons. And it has a 6.3 liter Whipple supercharger, Wilwood brakes. It drives like a new car. I want to. I took a picture last night just to see what it felt like.

[J.D.]

I was going to ask you. Huh? What's it like on the freeway? Well, because the 68 is not the great greatest driving vehicle.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's terrible.

[J.D.]

But you have the. The guts of a good driving vehicle. 20. Would you say 20, 22?

[John Clay Wolf]

20, 20, 20. Do I have the picture? Anyway, here's a picture of me driving last night. And it does not show the miles per hour, but it was 110, dude. And. And it drives like a Denali going 110.

[Pre K]

No rattle and nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D.]

Can I ask you. I don't know. If you don't want to talk about this, Be ready with the dump. Mike. What you paid for it? I mean, there's a rumor going around the office what that thing's worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the rumor?

[J.D.]

Two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D.]

Hundred.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Okay. I wouldn't take that for it.

[J.D.]

Seriously, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[J.D.]

Why? It's beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want a rumor? Is the guy that bought it from relic 3,000 miles ago. What he paid.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think that is?

[J.D.]

Well, if you're not gonna take two.

[John Clay Wolf]

475.

[J.D.]

Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Get you some.

[J.D.]

Yeah, boy.

[Bob]

What was he planning?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why he had people like if you buy an icon blazer or a hogan built blazer or a relic blazer relic, you know, they're 350 to $450,000.

[Bob]

So what do you. You hang on to it for a while. How long ago was that?

[John Clay Wolf]

You better buy it for you and not to resell, man. You're not gonna flip them from that number. I can promise you that.

[J.D.]

It's beautiful. It's beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I gave 200, 000 for it. Wow.

[J.D.]

Okay. So the number was right. That I heard. But I opened the door to look at it and I was just like, damn, that's out of Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Relics in Houston. I. I want to meet those guys. If you work there, tell them to go to GMTV garage and click email. John. Because I. I'm. I'm. I'm Very, very happy with what you built. And I wanted to ask you some questions, but I. Friend of mine and I are going to build one of those, but we're doing it a different way so you

[J.D.]

can take the frame of something else and put the body on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not going to tell you what we're going to do, but it's going to be that 67 through 72. Put that back up there. 67 through 72 Suburban. And we're going to build our version of it that competes with relic icon Hogan. But it's a different spin on this. And I wanted this truck to use, as, you know, when the Chinese or the Koreans.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Buy the new Honda. Sure. And then they reverse engineer it. Sure. Oh, yeah, Yeah. I wanted. I wanted to take this one and look at it and see what we can do better with ours. Yeah. You know, the real question is, we want to go with the modern drivetrain or do we want to make a modern drivetrain with an old look? So, anyway. But this thing's incredible. Absolutely.

[Bob]

It's complete, J.D. it's total custom. It's got one door on the driver's side.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[Bob]

Two doors on the passenger side. So three door. Three door. Yeah. Totally. Totally modernized on the inside in all the right ways and all the right places. It's beautiful, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna name it a K3 or a K4. Do you know why that car only had three doors from 67 to 72?

[J.D.]

Good question.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they were really more for commercial use. They were used as ambulances and. And meat haulers. People weren't driving. The mom thing hadn't happened with Suburban Jet. And so that was so they wouldn't come into. They wouldn't open the back door into oncoming traffic.

[J.D.]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Makes sense.

[J.D.]

Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I think we're gonna call it the K3 is what our version is going to be.

[Pre K]

I've never seen John take so many photos of a vehicle like it's his proud child. He's really taking photos.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Supercar Blondie and I were at a restaurant in Dallas on Monday.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we were in that. I picked her up at the hotel, and we walked out. The valet was there, and all these people were around the car, you know.

[Bob]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And didn't know it was her with me, Alex. And we walk out, and these people are just staring at this car. And I said, man, that thing is badass. I wonder if we could get Supercar Blondie to do a review on it? And they said, oh, man, that bit. That gal's way too. Oh my God, that'd be so cool. And then I just bumped her and she just went right in. It whipped her phone out. Well, today we have a 1968 GMC Suburban. And she did a whole review on it right there. It was so funny. They were sitting there like, dude, that is super car blonde. Are you kidding me?

[J.D.]

They all went home. So. You will not believe what happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

You won't believe it. It's pretty fun.

[Caller/Guest]

Pretty fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Will in Virginia got a 66 Mustang. Which engine? Oh, this is the story of everybody. Look, will has a 66 Mustang. It's got new paint, motor and transmissions. But it all needs to be put back together.

[J.D.]

Kit cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will, it. It's. It's in Texas. It's like 10 o'. Clock. So if I get on the way right now, I could be there by this evening. Do you want to build it over the Easter weekend with me? We'll finish it.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. The motor, transmission put in and everything else is done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't you do it?

[Caller/Guest]

Just needs to be put in eight, eight hours. Why don't I do it? Because I got 18 cars and I don't need.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't have the time and I've got 2200.

[Caller/Guest]

It's a Ford and it's a Ford.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got 2200 cars.

[Caller/Guest]

Chevrolet.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have 2200 cars. I'm not kidding.

[Caller/Guest]

Chevrolet, brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well then why'd you buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

Chevrolet? Well, because it was too nice not to buy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

That's why. It's a cool. It'd be a cool street ride. It's just a really cool street rod and it's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, what motor?

[Caller/Guest]

I mean, everything's brand new. It needs. It's got a stroker. It's a 302 stroke down to 347.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the interior?

[Caller/Guest]

Basically wanting to find your email. Interior is brand new.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, my email.

[Caller/Guest]

I mean, it's probably. It's a little dirty because it's been sitting for a couple years, but it's been inside and it's dusty. But it needs to be cleaned up. Brand new bumpers, brand new everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you'll take six grand for it?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I take 17 for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I'm not gonna finish somebody's project for retail. That ain't me.

[Caller/Guest]

I was just wondering.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, now, you know I'm not buying your disassembled car for a price that I can't make money with because I'm gonna spend 2 to 5,000 on labor

[J.D.]

putting her back together.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when we haul, when we transport non runners, they charge triple.

[J.D.]

Oh, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

What the hell is wrong with people?

[J.D.]

They're hoping. They just hear things like some of the big projects you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they think, well, hey, I've got this. I got this dumpster. I've got this trash bag full of trash. But if you dig in there, I think there's a gold brick. I think there's a gold brick in the bottom.

[Bob]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't you get the gold brick out? Oh, I'm just too busy. Yeah. But I'm gonna sell it to you and you can buy the storage unit. And I think there's a bunch of gold bricks in there. Yeah. Why don't you pull the gold bricks out, finish building it it and then we'll buy it. Finished.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because if not, I'm buying that for nothing.

[J.D.]

Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because even when you buy them for nothing, you get into.

[J.D.]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

You wind up. Look at Jason Love. He's the world's worst. The absolute world's worst. Is Jason Love buying project cars. I've had to cut him off.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because he buys these things are too cheap. And he. It takes us four months to build them and we lose 3,000 on them at the end. I'm like, I'm done. I'm done. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars. The radio for givemethevin.com be right back.

[Bob]

And we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show right after this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vet.

The John Clay Wolf show. America's largest weekend morning show. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

My wave. You know, we all know Tiger woods is black. Good morning, everybody. But every so often, that black man, that black golfer reminds us that he is indeed half Asian, half God with the driving, because that boy cannot drive. He's not a hater.

[Pre K]

He's a Texan.

[Caller/Guest]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's the accidental racist man.

[Pre K]

Did you see the story out now? That how he's trying to get out of his ticket. It's like the biggest flex I've ever heard from somebody trying to get.

[Bob]

That's what you think that was?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He had Trump on the other line.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a pretty big flex.

[Pre K]

That's a huge flex.

[J.D.]

We have that audio where he's walking up to the copies. No, just throw a throwaway line. I was on the phone with the president.

[Bob]

I was just talking to the president.

[J.D.]

Yeah, sorry about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he actually sounds like Dave Chappelle's version of him in the racial draft.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, here's the clip. And just keep you down here with us, please. Yeah, I was just talking to the president.

[J.D.]

Can you tell me what happened real quick?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I was looking down at my phone.

[Bob]

Do you want to look at changing

[John Clay Wolf]

stations and that, you know, boom.

[Caller/Guest]

Are you okay? Hurt? Are you all right? Are you in any pain?

[Bob]

No.

[Caller/Guest]

Pain?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Caller/Guest]

Back pain?

[Pre K]

No.

[Bob]

Neck pain?

[J.D.]

No.

[Caller/Guest]

So at this time, I do believe

[John Clay Wolf]

your normal faculties are impaired. Okay. And you're under that unknown substance. Okay. So at this time, you are under arrest for dui. Yes, sir. Can you just say, yeah, that's a narco.

[Caller/Guest]

Narco.

[Bob]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

What?

[Bob]

That's a narco.

[J.D.]

It's a narco.

[John Clay Wolf]

Narco is at pain med.

[J.D.]

Yeah, but he was 00 on the breathalyzer, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Yep, yep.

[J.D.]

Nothing. Zero, no pain.

[Pre K]

Of course not.

[J.D.]

He was on the narco, so I

[John Clay Wolf]

did not know that. So he blew and he got a 00. So he was not drunk.

[J.D.]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D.]

He did acknowledge that he really can't drive. Tablet was a Narco. And 5.2. I suppose it says here the Narco. What's a 5.2 of the audio mic?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's an opioid. That's a bingo.

[J.D.]

Okay. All right.

[Bob]

It's a bingo.

[Pre K]

So how. I mean, he had to be really, really high then, right?

[Bob]

Oh, yeah. Did you see the pictures, man? Yeah, yeah, he's all dilated. I mean, he's a. He's a walking zombie. He did seem very composed.

[J.D.]

His speech was very composed.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're talking about Tiger woods rolling his car last week, right? You know, proving again, he's once. He is half Asian, not 100 black.

[Pre K]

So I didn't know this. Did you know he was dating his Trump's ex daughter in law?

[Bob]

I had no idea about Vanessa, Don junior's ex wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not the Vanessa wife with the singing career, but the X rated video queen.

[J.D.]

And the president spoke very highly of Tiger this week. 5.3.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael, I feel so badly. He's. He's got some difficulty. There was an accident and that's all I know.

[Caller/Guest]

Very close friend of mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's an amazing person, amazing man, but some difficulty. There you go.

[Bob]

He's a very nice young man, a great and excellent golfer. His father, Fred Sanford, runs a junkyard on the edge of town. He's nobody. It's a very high, very high scale junkyard. No, I see the way you're looking at me. Yeah, but if you've never played an actual world at your Organ. He's got a line of them.

[J.D.]

Really?

[Bob]

And Tiger plays everyone.

[J.D.]

Everyone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, the joy gives me Tiger Wood's mother.

[Bob]

I hear him play Stairway to Heaven. Yes, it's magical.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tiger woods mother is here in the studio.

[J.D.]

I was very concerned.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tiger woods mother. Did you teach him? You're the half Asian part, right?

[J.D.]

I don't understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tiger's half African American, half Asian.

[Bob]

Oh, we know real guys. Either way.

[J.D.]

You don't look at it this way.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it could be two third.

[Bob]

I could be two quarter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. All right.

[Bob]

I could be nine fifth, which is

[John Clay Wolf]

four fifth too many. Do you drive? Well, nine fifths.

[J.D.]

I drive.

[Bob]

Okay, but this is when they talk about heredity.

[J.D.]

Heredity.

[Bob]

Heredity.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bob]

The fact that don't think is hereditary.

[J.D.]

It's Mr.

[Bob]

I Drone Drive. Okay. On Tiger drive okay too.

[John Clay Wolf]

But.

[J.D.]

But his father. His father.

[Bob]

His father no pay attention when he drives because this is what Tiger do. And he not made what he does. He says, oh, I was working on my phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Bob]

He was working on his phone and singing a song and probably playing a harmonica.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really?

[Bob]

And knitting a sweat tail. No, he thinks that he wants. He owned a Tesla for 20 minutes and he took the automatic driver and he classed the car. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you crash your car?

[Bob]

Because he did not turn on the automatic part. Oh, and he just take off with northern steering. And he's playing with his game cube and having a time getting his little poopies.

[J.D.]

Yeah. Puppies.

[Bob]

He can't buy one poopy.

[J.D.]

No, he has two poopies. Two puppies.

[Bob]

Tiger and the poopies. Crashing the Tesla. This is not good.

[J.D.]

No, I drive.

[Bob]

Okay. Tiger Wood live. Okay. If he was not a stupid popular like his father.

[J.D.]

Gotcha.

[Bob]

I curse him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[J.D.]

Oh my God. That's not good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Tiger woods mother. Very good. Yes.

[Bob]

Oh, say refrigerator real quick. Refrigerator.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect.

[J.D.]

Nailed it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right.

[Bob]

Why is this funny to you?

[Pre K]

It's a whole thing. It's going on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it time for mail from jail?

[Pre K]

It is time for mail from jail.

[John Clay Wolf]

Johnny Cash. Johnny Cash.

[Pre K]

Everybody's here today.

[J.D.]

Hey, Johnny.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's up, buddy?

[Bob]

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. John. This week's mail from jail entry reads. Hello, everybody. Hey. You're reporting live from the air. I'm reporting live from the jail. The weather is terrible and so is the food. Hey, you guys are hilarious. I love when you have those stupid animals on the show. It reminds me of my silly old football pit bull. Pit bull that the cops shot when they were raiding my house back in 2009. Oh, just for nibbling on a policeman or two. That's messed up.

[J.D.]

That's bad.

[Bob]

I'm sorry I brought it up. It was only their ankles, though, you know? Anyway, speaking of messed up, I'm in here for another aggravated assault charge again. Apparently, you can't just kick somebody's ass for talking trash anymore. My dumb ass is doing a bid now because the homeboy that I stomped down developed some sort of a speech impediment. Yeah, it's messed up. Kind of like that guy that calls into your show all the time. I think he's talking about old Terrence right now. I'll be out sooner than later. And I'd love to make a donation to the Dog that Care Foundation.

[J.D.]

It's great.

[Bob]

Come down to see the cars there in Walnut Springs. Sounds like a good thing you got going. I would love to share a steak and a beer and BS with the crew, too. Till then, we will see you later. Your friend, Dakota Robertson, Max Sim Butler Detention Facility in Montgomery, Alabama. Friends, if you got mail from jail, just send it on down the line to us here at P.O. box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. The zip code is 76147.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Johnny Cash, and thank you all prisoners that listen to the show and write us.

[Pre K]

Speaking of prisoners, when that video you put out there of the scam that these folks are trying to pull on. Give me the van.

[J.D.]

What?

[Pre K]

That's got some traction. You not see this, Jamie?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D.]

What scam are we pulling?

[John Clay Wolf]

So a guy was trying to sell us a Toyota for 20,000 that he bought at a lien auction for 17,000, and he falsified the lien clearance. Like where? Toyota Financial released it. So Mike told me about it. So what? We called him. We just videoed me calling him and playing dumb. I don't know if you have it handy, but we just called him playing dumb and made a video of it and put it on. But he was trying to. He sells a car with a wash lane. And it's been happening a lot.

[J.D.]

A washed lien.

[John Clay Wolf]

So there's a lien on it from the bank.

[J.D.]

Bank still.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they fake it to make it look like it's clear, like it's been paid off. Yep. So you give the customer all the money, and then the bank calls you and says, hey, you owe me 17,000.

[J.D.]

Gotcha. Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

So they got.

[Pre K]

Yeah, they have a title.

[John Clay Wolf]

That happens a lot.

[J.D.]

Do you have it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have it, Andy? I don't have it.

[Pre K]

It's a little long, too, to play

[John Clay Wolf]

on here, but okay. Yeah, well, we. You know, I'm just tired of all these scams. Speaking of incogni. Incogni. If you want to get rid of spam bots, Robo calls, call center calls, spam. In the email and the text, go to j c w show.com and click. I asked Rob to change the banner. I don't know if you changed it yet, but there's an Incogni banner there. When you click through there, you get 60% off because it's a JCW show lead, for lack of a better term, 60% off their normal rate. If you go to jcwshow.com and JD and Bobo and myself are all on it, Turley's on it.

[Pre K]

I'm on. And folks in the office, too, are

[J.D.]

starting to do it.

[Pre K]

Yeah, Fraud department, Lisa, she signed up for it. She's. I mean, you know, somebody in fraud is on it. They want it, Right?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I had 426 brokers assigned to spamming me.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did I win the award?

[Pre K]

Yes, you do. But the nice thing, too is every time you get new ones like, like you're gonna Update. I have 47 new data brokers that are trying to spam me, and they collect and they start getting rid of them right away. So you don't have to get those spam calls and emails.

[J.D.]

I told you about the email they sent me this last week asking me did I sign up for this particular website. And I said, no. And they said, got it. We're on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's. I don't know how much it is a month. Do you?

[J.D.]

I don't. I can look it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know it's not 20 bucks or something, maybe 10. But go to jcwshow.com if you want to get rid of the spam calls. Also, while you're there, there's a. If your old lady's mad at you or you just want to do a good deed. Gordon Boswell Flowers. There's a click through there, and they have a JCW show discount. So JCW, my name is John Claywolf. JCW show.com and you can go to Cogni get your robocalls cleared out. Flowers around the. The corner across the country. Gordon Boswell is America's florist. And you can also sell your car there if you just want to click through to give me the vin. Speaking of, you can sell your car right here, right now. Doug in North Carolina, I do want you to stay on hold because you're going to be the first guy take. When we come back, we're going to do the lightning round. Dial a deal. Dial us to work a car deal where I buy your car on behalf of givemetheven.com right here on the live radio. It's pretty weird and it's pretty funny a lot of the times because people. Well, just stay tuned. You'll find out. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number. 800, 800 radio. Call in right now during this music break and we'll come back with the cars. Just a second.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm worth more. I'm worth more.

[J.D.]

You bet I'm worth more.

[John Clay Wolf]

We completely [e-mail], you are worth more and your car's worth more. And we want to pay more for good cars that. Give me the VIN because they are worth more and so are you. And remember, if we don't beat a deal from Carvana or Carmax, we'll pay you 100 bucks for top price, trust and ease of transaction. GiveMeTheVin.com, america's Best Car buyer, sell us your car.

[Bob]

Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

The John Clay Wolf Show.

No one knew where he came from, but everybody wanted what he was selling.

Check out the podcast.

[Bob]

He was just some hillbilly who got

[John Clay Wolf]

on a plane and then just landed somewhere. Please beware, the voice in your head is a threat.

Jcwshow.com or john claywolf.com now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by. Give me the vid.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 Radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

So Doug in North Carolina. North Carolina, Doug, tell me this, this Chevelle real quick. You already went to givemethevin.com and they hit you in in the low 40s, is that right?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, that's what they did.

[John Clay Wolf]

When was this?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, they, they came up with a low 40 price and I didn't, I didn't think that was a great offer, so figured I would call the man and see if you could do better.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think they did pretty good. I don't know much about your car, though. So is it a. How long ago was it restored?

[Caller/Guest]

I bought the car. I've had it for four years.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long ago was it restored?

[Caller/Guest]

Five years. Five years before I bought it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nine years ago. That's the answer. I'm not trying to be A jerk. I just got to keep it on point because everybody with these old cars, they want to talk and talk and talk about everything and I'm mathematical. Okay, so it's a nine year resto. So it's got a 454 in it. So it's not. It is not matching numbers. Correct. I mean, obviously it's not an LS6 or you would want a lot more money for it. And then is it a resto mod or is it normal? Is it. Was it restored back to original look?

[Caller/Guest]

It's the original look.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is it a true SS on the VIN tags and the VIN number?

[Caller/Guest]

It is a true SS and it's a factory AC car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have the original 396 engine that came with it?

[Caller/Guest]

I do not.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's. It's black. Black. Is it a convertible? You said triple black. Is it a convertible?

[Caller/Guest]

No, it's a hard top.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

It's got a vinyl top on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black. Black. Now what's low 40s? What was the actual bid that my guys gave you?

[Caller/Guest]

He just said in the low 40s is all he said in the text message.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I think, you know, I bought and sold. I sold one A68 that I had the original 396 for, and it had a 454 swap in it. I sold it for 42. I bought it in North Carolina from this lady and she just had to have 50. JD do you remember this deal? Had to have 50. Had to have 50. The lady that sounded like she smoked the entire market like this. She smoked the entire Winston Salem cigarette factory.

[J.D.]

We went back and forth for months. Months.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wound up giving her 45.

[J.D.]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I sold it for 42 and lost shipping into in three grand.

[J.D.]

I remember it well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So. And actually I tried it out there at the, at the classic auction before I drug it here in Greensboro, North Carolina.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. Yeah. I was getting ready to go up to a show they're having next Friday and see what I could get. I've been to several car shows with it. I got a couple of trophies and stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your net worth?

[Caller/Guest]

Motor is. It's. What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

What is your net worth? Personal net worth? Nobody knows your name, nobody knows what you do, but I'm trying to figure something out.

[Caller/Guest]

Are you worth 150?

[John Clay Wolf]

Your personal net worth is 150 grand?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, now, so. So it is worth. I didn't know a lot of these people would say like 5 million or 10 million. A lot of these Classic card guys. And I was gonna bust on you for just wearing yourself out and dragging this thing all over the country to try to scrape out another $5,000. But, no, it makes sense. I mean, you know, you. You want all the money you can get. You're. Your time's not that valuable. Wow. Yeah. Being a jerk, Doug. I'm sorry. I'm on radio. I got to entertain people. That's why you listen to me. Yeah, go try to get that 50. I mean, you want retail for it. It's pretty car. It all makes sense. But I can't make that work. And I'm really proud of my guys for where they bid it because they. They stood out there on that car. I'm surprised they hit you in low 40s that. That means our guys are getting better and understanding the difference between crap and flowers. This is a flower. But it's.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I. I loaded up. I loaded up all the pictures and, you know, he came back with an offer within 30 minutes or so, but pretty good. I told him, you know, I was looking for. For 50, so I didn't know if you were able to do any better with it or not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not, but I appreciate it.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, thanks. Sounds great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bye. Found a 70 Suburban. Okay. Tim in Oklahoma, you got a. You got a 70 suburban?

[Caller/Guest]

No, actually, I. I don't have one for sale. But what my question was for you. I made a wrong turn yesterday. Just, you know, wrong turn. But when I went down and turned around, I found a gym sitting there. And, I mean, I could hear the angels from the heavens up above. I was like, did I just find. I went down? Yes. That's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

You drove down the road, you found a car sitting in the corner, and you want to know if we can buy it. Did you ask them what they'll take for it?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, that's what my question was for you and for you guys. It's a 1970 Suburban.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got it. I had it.

[Caller/Guest]

It's really straight. All the trim is there, everything. It's four wheel drive, and it's been sitting there for who knows how long. If that was in my neighborhood, it would have been in the impound yard so long ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a number? The owner?

[Caller/Guest]

No. There was a for sale sign that had fallen down on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you take a picture of the for sale sign?

[Caller/Guest]

No, but I'm going to when I go back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go back and get it.

[Caller/Guest]

I was listening to your show. I was listening to your show a little while ago, and y' all mentioned a 67 GMC.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got it.

[Caller/Guest]

And you was talking about that and I was like, my God, I want.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want that rig. Even if it's a junker, cuz we're going to rebuild one. So go back, take a picture of the for sale sign, take a pictures of the cars you can get, send it to me and we'll buy it. And I'm gonna send you a 500 bird dog fee if I get it bought.

[Caller/Guest]

I was just calling to ask you what I should pay for it. I have my own money, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I want to buy it, so that's if you want. Listen, then you go do it. You don't. You do. Is this free advice? Is this a. Does it look like I'm just giving free advice? I want to buy the car.

[Caller/Guest]

With all due respect. Come on. I love you guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I love you too. So give me that damn Suburban and quit teasing me, all right?

[Pre K]

He wanted you to price it for me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he wants me to do his job.

[J.D.]

I got my own money.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, he said you didn't have any money. I just need that car.

[J.D.]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because that's what I need to build the one we're gonna do. Oh, I need the car. I want the car. Go get the damn thing bought. Come on, let's hurry up, let's go. I need. I need old body suburbans like 67 through 72, two wheel or four wheel drive. And if they're just. If there's a thousand dollar junk sitting in a field, that's fine as well.

[J.D.]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. We're gonna completely do it from. If it's. If, if they're good ones, I want that too. All right, go to givemetheven.com with those

[Pre K]

what turns another fire chicken. Remember the same thing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I got a friend that's gonna help me with this one. I got a friend, he's a fireman. Actually, he's the fire chief.

[Pre K]

He's the chief of the fire.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, he's like the government chief of. He's in the White house of the fire department.

[Pre K]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we ain't gonna get off rails with this one. This the guy. My friend knows what the hell he's doing. Did I mention Chip Foose is probably gonna be at the Cars and Coffee at the end of the month?

[J.D.]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Cars. So I think that's Sunday, April 28th, if you guys want to come back out here. You know what's going to happen if he's really coming? Because I really do think he's coming. But I'm Going to get confirmation. I bet it turns into another big. It'll. It'll. It'll turn into the car show again.

[J.D.]

Oh, yes, it will.

[John Clay Wolf]

The weather's good. Why not? All right, we'll be right back.

Hey, the John Clay Wolf show has what you need. Go to jcwshow.com for the fastest growing podcast in the US the John Clay Wolf Show.

Blue crabs have a serious cannibalism problem. Now, not to nitpick, but that implies there's such a thing as a non serious cannibalism problem. Beth, before this relationship goes any further, I should tell you I have a mild cannibalism issue. I hope you still want me to meet your parents.

Your dad sounds delicious. We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show. Check out the Gimme the Vin Garage YouTube [e-mail] this is weird.

There's a. There's a caller online from Russia that says he's looking for my son.

[Bob]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. I normally don't do this. Igor, are you there?

[Caller/Guest]

Hello, sir. No, no, no, I'm in London right now. I'm actually standing right next to your son, Maddox. I just wanted to express my deepest, deepest gratitude for him, you know, help me, helping me out. I have like four papers due at like a couple of days and without him I would be sinking, you know, because quite frankly, I'm a young Tiger woods in the making. You know, with how loyal I am to the bottle, unfortunately, you know, the true aim in life. The aim. The aim in life is to find a woman who can be as loyal to you as Tiger woods is to alcohol. That's the aim in life. But anyways, yeah, I just wanted to say I'm a big fan.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's he doing over there? You know, I haven't talked. My. My son left and went to London, King's College, London. I talked to him, but I only hear his side of it is, what's. Is Maddox drinking beer at the pubs? And. And what's he doing?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, wow. Of course, of course, of course. As a matter of fact, he introduced me to beer. You know, he's the one, he's the one who got me into it. Now, I'm just joking. I'm just joking. No, I have another friend of mine. A month ago, he got me into drinking and now I'm drinking faster than him. So, you know, the master is being surpassed by the students. But yeah, King's is doing very well. Very well. It's a wonderful institution. That's all I can say.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do you Guys not have your grades? That's what makes no sense to me. Y' all been there since September and do you already. Do you know where you stand in your classes? Like where your current grade is?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's lying to me about this. We don't get grades. He's waving them off right now. No, no, no, no. Don't tell him y' all have grades. He says he doesn't know what his grades are.

[J.D.]

Oops.

[Caller/Guest]

No. It is actually quite odd. Even when comparing to other, you know, courses like my medicine friends or my economics friends, all of them know their grades. I think it's just a weird law thing, quite frankly. We lawyers like doing things differently compared to everyone else.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you skip underground? Did you skip undergrad like Maddox did? Because I didn't realize that he skipped undergrad and went straight into law school.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah. So like, I'm just out of high school. I'm 19 and I'm already doing law. So it's quite. Actually, that's a question for you. Why is it that in America you have. You have the feel the need to undergrad before your jd? Like, there is no need.

[Pre K]

It's a great question. Because they want more money, that's why.

[J.D.]

Sure.

[Caller/Guest]

That's true. That's true. That's true. I think that's the whole aim of the United States government to get squeeze as much money from you, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, are you Russian? Because you sound English.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, I appreciate it greatly, actually. A lot of people, when they hear me, they. They assume I'm American, but I'm originally from Russia. Yeah. But I moved here in 2016. But I really appreciate. Say you're saying that I sound English.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a computer hacker?

[Caller/Guest]

Pardon? A what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a computer hacker?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, no, sir. I. I don't know how to operate those machines, quite frankly.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why you had to leave.

[Caller/Guest]

I need external help with computers. Honestly, like, I am like an old man, you know, I'm a 90 year old. I might as well be using Facebook. Facebook at this point.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a slap. Thank you, Igor. Tell Maddox I'll call him later. I hope you all have a good day. My kid is in London, King's College London, and he's gonna get grades.

[Caller/Guest]

What is that?

[Pre K]

It's frustrating as a parent because you're not allowed to see. They're adults and they won't share it and you have to kind of pry and figure it out.

[J.D.]

Seriously.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Pre K]

Because you can't see it. I mean, it's their adult right? To share the grade grades if they want.

[J.D.]

But Maddox is saying then they don't

[John Clay Wolf]

know in law school, which he's in 19. Both these kids are 19 and they're going through law school. So they skipped undergrad. And he's like, it all depends on the final grade. I don't know. I'm confused. He's. He's pretty smart guy and he has handled it well up to this point. So I'm not going to micromanage him.

[J.D.]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. That's cool.

[J.D.]

They get a call like this guy sounded hilarious. Yeah, he was great.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're just sitting there and he's like dramatic shows. This guy's got a picture personalities like calling him a dad's radio show.

[J.D.]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800.

[Pre K]

Hey, is there something big happen at the roadhouse tomorrow night?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Stoney larue.

[J.D.]

Tonight.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Oh, tonight. Tonight. Tonight. Tonight. Stoney larue. We do have tickets available still. We've sold plenty, but there's still some left. If you're in the north Texas area, Glen rose, Cleburne, etc, you want to come Granbury, see Stoney larue. He is playing at walnut springs roadhouse tonight and unfortunately I own the joint.

[J.D.]

Why unfortunately?

[John Clay Wolf]

I just never planned on. On being the operator in the. I was just going to be a silent partner. Promoted.

[Caller/Guest]

And.

[J.D.]

And as long as I've known you, I can't. The word silent partner just doesn't work.

[Caller/Guest]

Well.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't want to run it.

[J.D.]

Yeah, you don't want to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Reggie's running it.

[Caller/Guest]

It.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. And. And. But we. The. The lady that I partnered with, she's gone. And now we're running it. We did a remodel on it, completely remodeled it. Yeah, looks good. Stoney larue, Walnut springs roadhouse this evening if you want to come load up. Coffee, quesadillas. Walnut springs, the last Sunday of every month.

[J.D.]

Weather's going to clear up and be perfect. It's been all raining off and on but it's to going gonna be great tonight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we'll be right back after the show. Just as soon pan for gold. The nights are too long ago and season's too cold they just soon smoke a jaunt or somebody else had roll at least that's what I've been told. I've been told.

Now back to the John Clay wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com hit him up right now, 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show.

This Is one of my favorite stone songs. Slave and Slave. This is just a good jam, dude.

[Bob]

I like them all, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. You just lost a listener. People write in hate mail and we love it. And y' all pick one a week to read.

[Bob]

You just lost a listener.

[J.D.]

This comes from Diana in Pittsburgh. I am sickened by the inhumanity you people possess when it comes to immigrants trying to make a home in our great country. Saying that lady who called ice on her workers was doing her civic duty is over the line. This is. This is the story about the lady in Maryland.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't remember saying that.

[J.D.]

We did it last week. Who basically hired 10 guys from Guatemala. Yeah. And the bill was 10 grand. When it came time to pay the bill, she called ice on him.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I never. I never said that. I think that's a good idea. I might have made some comedic BS slang, but I never. I think that that's pretty bad.

[Bob]

I don't think any of us said that.

[J.D.]

People hear what they want to hear year. You know that by now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then why don't we write hate mail back to the haters?

[J.D.]

You're just vomiting out such dangerous rhetoric. I once took a Guatemalan lover who pits. Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember the gay Guatemalan? And Birdcage with Robin Williams Spartacus.

[J.D.]

He was so great.

[Bob]

Couldn't wear shoes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Exit trip over my shoes.

[J.D.]

I once took a Guatemalan lover who paid more attention to my body, my wants and my needs.

[Bob]

Needs.

[J.D.]

Grabbed a hold of my soul like no plain American man ever has.

[Pre K]

Pull that, please.

[J.D.]

Why do I do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Clip.

[J.D.]

Try building your own patios next time. And leave these lovely people alone. This is Diane Diana in Pittsburgh.

[John Clay Wolf]

By the way.

[Bob]

By the way, that lady just lost a listener.

[J.D.]

The lady from Maryland got arrested because there is a Maryland law that prohibits obtaining services or avoiding paying them through threatening someone's illegal status. So she got federal charges.

[Bob]

I don't think any of us said that was cool. I think that I advised. I don't think snitches get stitches.

[J.D.]

Believe you said that. Yes.

[Bob]

So screw that lady.

[J.D.]

But again, you heard Diana in Pittsburgh.

[John Clay Wolf]

But again, you hear.

[J.D.]

People hear what they want to hear. Period.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jeff Dunham might call in in a minute. I just thought of this. He wants me to come over and do my. Do a video at his.

[J.D.]

I went to high school with him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Yep.

[J.D.]

Richardson High School. He and I.

[Pre K]

For those that don't know. Who's Jeff Dunham?

[John Clay Wolf]

He is a comedian.

[J.D.]

You know Him? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he the ventriloquist?

[J.D.]

Yes.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[J.D.]

You don't know that that's his thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean. Yeah, he's been a big deal for 30 years, then forever.

[J.D.]

We. I went to an air show. Oshkosh, the big air show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[J.D.]

And Jeff was on the stage one night. They had people hanging from the trees to watch this show. And I'm not exaggerating. It's so great. Jeff's been around a long time. How did you run into him?

[John Clay Wolf]

Corolla's manager, Mike August. They asked if I'd go when I'm in California, if I'd go to his garage. And he's got a new show that just came out on Netflix.

[J.D.]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't seen any of you.

[J.D.]

I. I've seen clips of it and I saw Corolla going over to Jeff's house, so. Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

That makes sense.

[J.D.]

That explains the circle of life, the connect. Yeah. So that's cool. So you're gonna hook up with Jeff Dunham?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Dude, that's great. He's so cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. These celebrity friends keep introducing me to the celebrity friends.

[J.D.]

The dead terrorist. Yeah, the dead. One of his puppets is a dead terrorist.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. I can't remember his. Named our Akbar or some stuff like that.

[J.D.]

Something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stoney LaRue is playing at the Walnut Springs Roadhouse tonight. I know it's the night before Easter, so if you want to bring a hide with you, like one of those gals that lost her kids in the divorce that really didn't have anything to do on Easter morning, what we're gonna do because the kids are with the dad. Bring her with you. She'll be looking for something to do. She's probably in a good mood.

[J.D.]

It's a great show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tiger Woods. We've got that covered. Kid Rock, he is half Asian and he drives like it. Kid Rock. What?

[J.D.]

Kid Rock. He had a surprise visit this last week by two. This got everybody. Well, not everybody. Got some people upset. Apache helicopters from Fort Campbell came by his house in Nashville just to do a flyby, kind of a wave. And after they were already out for a training exercise and they knew where Kid Rock lived, and he happened to be home. And there was a video that you saw. Oh, we're wasting money on helicopters flying by Kid Rock's house. Here's cat number two. I was sitting right there just having,

[John Clay Wolf]

like, Saturday morning beer, and I see

[J.D.]

the chopper start coming. I was like, man, it looks like military. And it's not the first time they've flown over my house. They're out of Fort Campbell. And outside, I just, you know, gave him a salute, you know, kind of a thank you. And, man, it was a level of respect, you know, for. For their service to our country, protecting us. I think that's a great thing. Especially when I. When I saw yesterday that there was, you know, the no kings thing going down and there's people flipping them off, I'm like, come on, man, if you're flipping our military off, I'm the king of the bird. Like, if you're flipping our military off, you're on the wrong side of things, man. Initially, the crews got in trouble with the military.

[Caller/Guest]

They.

[J.D.]

They put him on suspension because you're really not supposed to be flying by Kid Rock's house for fun. And then, of course, Defense Secretary Pete Heff said, nope, sorry. No punishment, no investigation. Carry on, patriots.

[Pre K]

Now, were they flying or they hovering?

[J.D.]

They hovered.

[John Clay Wolf]

Joe Hefner, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning. I was just quite. So we got ship foose coming out for cars, coffee and quesadilla.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. At the end of the month. I do believe so.

[Caller/Guest]

Because last time I came out there, you know, I. That was such a fun drive that I decided to put a programmer on my truck that has 9, 000 miles on it. And I avoided all the warranty and my wife's gonna kill me, but she has adult yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you driving with us last weekend when we did it? Carson, coffee. Last weekend. Like, how deep were you in the. In the.

[Caller/Guest]

Did you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look, I haven't told you all this story yet. So you were there, Joe, right?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so we meet at the GMTV garage at 9, went over the rattlesnake over at the Roadhouse, ate breakfast, left about 11, and all the cars line up and we take this crazy eight road tour is what we call it. It's about a two hour loop. So we do the first loop, it's an hour, comes back to the roadhouse, do the second loop, it's another hour. Obviously, the first loop is where everybody goes. The second one you Left lose about 2/3.

[J.D.]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

But there's, I don't know, 50 cars lined up.

[J.D.]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm car. I'm probably car number 10. Joe, how. How deep were you in the first drive?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, that one, I was probably 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Absolute train wreck. So we what. Everything's going perfect and it's kind of Cannonball Run feeling we're moving along pretty good. And we get to this one part in my lead guy, mechanic Mike and Hot Rod Kyle, they stop. They stop right before it gets really good. And they turn around. Remember, they got 50 cars behind. Yeah.

[J.D.]

Why? Oh, no.

[Bob]

Where are they going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no. The map said we needed to go this way. So all these people, the nine cars in front of me and them, and he's in the Smokey and the Bandit car, the perfect lead car. And so people are backing into this guy's yard, and everybody's turning around real fast. And I stopped. I'm like, what are you doing? Is the road blocked up there? He said, no, I just took a wrong turn. I said, no, you didn't. You go straight. What the hell are you doing? And so the whole group got scattered. Sure.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when. Yeah, I mean, so. So the turn around, the proper cruise line. The only about 10 of us did it the right part. I don't know what happened to everybody else, but when we got back to the Roadhouse, everybody was already there. So, Joe, did y'. All. Did y' all just turn around, too, right when that happened?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes. Well, yes, it was. You can't back these cars up. Sometimes they. They don't move well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Understood. It was a train wreck, guys. It looked like a wheelchair, like basketball. Oh, I can imagine. Yeah. And Kyle. I know Kyle pretty well. When we got back, Mike's just sitting there like everything's fine. And I just didn't even say a word. I was so pissed off. I just didn't even. I didn't even. Why bring it up? The damage was done.

[Pre K]

There's no turnaround. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. It just keeps.

[Pre K]

It's a loop.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no turnaround, so everybody's wiggling around. It's just an absolute disaster. And then Kyle. I was looking for Kyle, and he was gone. Of course he was.

[Caller/Guest]

He knew.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's like, I. There's nothing good gonna come out of this, and he gonna. Home. I'm. I'm leaving.

[J.D.]

Yeah. Smart man.

[John Clay Wolf]

So next. Next time, Joe, we will not turn around in the middle of the route for no reason. Because, I mean, it was just like, what the hell?

[Pre K]

You need to be the lead.

[J.D.]

Why are you not the lead?

[Pre K]

Yeah, you need to be the lead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I was thinking about bugging out.

[Caller/Guest]

He wants to lead the month before.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but see, super car Blondie was in town, and Gas Monkey, and I was maybe having to jump over there and meet her.

[J.D.]

Got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Dallas. And another thing. So I was staying back so I could peel off and leave everybody do an Irish departure before. I know what I was. But you. What you don't know is I was gonna. I was gonna do an Irish. An Irish leave and just peel off and leave, and nobody would know it. They'd be like, where's John? Where John. I don't know where John went. Oh, he had to. He had to go. I was gonna do it quietly, and then I was having so much fun. I just told Rawlins. I said, I'm gonna do this. That's why I wouldn't. The lead.

[J.D.]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if I'm hanging in the back, I may be getting ready to boogie. I didn't want to. They just planned it on Sunday. Where. Where? She came over from Dubai, and she was on a tight schedule and all

[J.D.]

this crap makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, yeah, Kyle and Mike, if you're listening, that was not the wrong turn. We needed to go straight. That's the proper way to do it. So we'll discuss that next time. Oh, my God.

[J.D.]

We had some drone footage of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, 50 cars. It was so bad. I was just like, you just defeated. Yeah, yeah, it all worked out. Everybody had a good time, sure. But they missed the best part of the whole trail. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars. This is not stony, by the way. This is a cover.

[Pre K]

This is Stoney. It's not the live version.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think that Stoney singing. Okay, well, this song will be played at the walnut springs roadhouse tonight by Stoney. And blue Edmondson is joining him on stage. If you don't have plans, go to walnutspringsroadhouse.com you can buy tickets right now while they're still available. Be right back.

Broadcasting live live from the wolf radio studios, it's time for the John clay wolf show, presented by givemethe vin.com hit him up now, 800, 800 radio. And check out the podcast@jcw show.com or

john claywolf.com Jim and Middle Lothian. The name of that rolling stone song is slave. It's from the tattoo you album.

[Caller/Guest]

Which one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Slave. Slave. There you go. So somebody wanted to know what song that was we played a minute ago. I get a lot of those emails on through the system on Saturday night. What did y' all play at this time? What did y' all play at that time? Yeah. Yeah. Who the hell is Pooh Shiesty? That do you?

[J.D.]

There's a story this week. Rap artist. I may need help with this one. Pooh Shiesty, Big 30 and a group of seven accomplices were arrested on Wednesday. This all kind of happened. Can we get Pre K?

[Pre K]

He's got the street.

[J.D.]

He's gonna know this.

[John Clay Wolf]

The white black guy calling street knowledge.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

What's cracking in the hood?

[J.D.]

We're talking about Poo Shi.

[Pre K]

Oh, and Gucci, man.

[J.D.]

Yeah, like you know.

[Pre K]

Yeah, yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm tuned in.

[J.D.]

What happened?

[Pre K]

Well, a whole robbery happened is basically the gist of it. Gucci Mane signed Pooh Shiesty as an artist. Pooh shy just got out of jail for doing like a five year bid for a pistol charge. Decided he didn't like his contract with Gucci Mane. So he brought his big, his boy big 30, his dad and a bunch of other homies to the studio with AK47 pistols called Draco's. Draco's held down. Gucci Mane said, you gonna sign this paperwork to get out of the contract. To get out of the contract straight sug knighted this.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I was thinking of.

[Pre K]

And then so Gucci Mane signed the paperwork under duress and said, hey, you're free. And they said, hey, thanks for that, man. Thank you so much for negotiating with us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Us.

[Pre K]

We're going to need all that jewelry as well. We need that wedding ring, the chain, the earrings. They screwed off this man's earrings. Oh my God. Now did they kidnap him too? That's what everybody's talking about. They, they actually took him with him. They're getting a kidnapping charge. Yeah, we might have, you know, some audio or something on this.

[J.D.]

We do C number eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

So here's what we know. At one point, Gucci Mane was even basically forced to sign a release from a record label. Priscilla Thompson is joining us now. What else happened? Yeah, Hallie, unbelievable. Made for the movies kind of stuff. So after that document is signed, then he goes on pushiesty to steal Gucci Mane's wedding ring, other jewelry, his wallet. And then all eight of the other men who were with Pooh Shiesty pull out guns and began demanding property from Gucci Mane and the men who were with them. So we're talking about Louis Vuitton bat bags, Rolexes, cash wallets. And you also had some of these people posting the stolen goods on social media. But what's more, Pooh Shiesi was, according to this complaint under home detention. He would have known that, right, that there was an electronic monitoring situation happening on him. According to the complaints with his parole officer who said, you are not where you're supposed to be. And Pooh Shiesi said he thought he had had permission to Leave. And told the parole officer that he would be returning home.

[Bob]

Oh, baby, you under arrest, honey.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would love to see his birth certificate. Poo space. Shiesty. What's his middle name?

[Bob]

His actual name is Williams, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I think so.

[Pre K]

His government name.

[Bob]

Hey, we were talking life for that man.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were talking last week, and my friend died during the show.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I brought it. Barrett Robbins, the old center from the Raiders, and he missed the super bowl, so he played center at tcu. He worked. He was my best friend's roommate in college, and we owned a bar together, and Barrett was the bouncer, and he wound up being a good friend of mine and. But I saw a podcast this week of another NFL player that went out and talked about it, and it was really interesting to me. I had no idea that he had slipped this far. Do you have any. It.

[Pre K]

Yeah, this is his teammate.

[Bob]

Yeah. I've been looking for Barry for the last five years.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife said, hey, I think Barry

[Bob]

is trying to reach out to you on Facebook. He leaves his phone number. I call him. I've been looking for you, man. He said, bro, I'm in Texas. God has answered my prayers, man. I said, man, I'm on my way, dog. He opened the door, and I bust out crying, bro. Fingernails was long and his beard was long.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I said, b. What. What.

[Bob]

What's wrong? He said, man, all I want to do, smoke some cocaine, man. I said, b, come on, man. I bust out crying, and he was out of it, bro.

[John Clay Wolf]

He.

[Bob]

He didn't even know why I was even crying. That's my dude, and I can't do about it.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, B.

[Bob]

Rob, man, hey, bro. This your brother, dog, Man, I love you. I miss you. A lot of people gonna be saying, why. You know, why you even talk about his business and stuff like that, man? That's. That's my brother. And that story. And that story needs to be told. That's. Harvey Williams was his.

[John Clay Wolf]

His. Now, was that before he died?

[Pre K]

Yeah, a couple days.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he didn't even. And when he did that podcast, he didn't know he was going to be dead in two days.

[Bob]

Day before. That's. That's actually dated Friday. I don't know how accurate that is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bob]

Yeah, they. It makes you. It made me want to look into the precise. The specific history of it, because Barrett Robbins played every game of the 2003 season.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bob]

He was elected to the Pro Bowl. He was a Raiders All Pro sitter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bob]

That little. I mean, he made as well of a transition into the pros from college. As any defensive player of his day, you can argue. And he just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Offensive player.

[Bob]

He took all right. Right. He took. He took depression medication. He didn't take his medication. And they say went into a manic

[John Clay Wolf]

state and disappeared into Tijuana at a bar.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he forgot the super bowl was the next day.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bob]

He said he felt like he didn't know if he dreamed it or what, but he thought they had already played the game and they had won. And he was relaxing after the game.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was so weird knowing this guy. You would never thought that this guy was going to be an all pro center in the super bowl when you knew him. I mean, he's big boy, don't get me wrong. But, you know, he played for tcu and TCU wasn't anything back then. That's before TCU became TCU football. And he wound up being the best center in the league. You just didn't see it at that time. Him. Anyway. Yep. Rest in peace, Barrett. That's odd. That. That's. That's crazy.

[Bob]

52 years old and is very young.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure, sure.

[J.D.]

But he'd been struggling a very long time. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Backtracks.

[J.D.]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bob]

Oh, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You start calling in the phone number now. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio this week is Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young. Backtracks. You tell us what the name of the song is that we're gonna play backwards.

[Pre K]

One.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big csny fan, like a geek.

[Bob]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I didn't get that. Do it again. They all sound the same.

[Bob]

You just gotta think of it backwards.

[John Clay Wolf]

But see, all those. All that harmony in those songs when they're singing together, they all sound the same, so it'd be difficult to figure out which one it is.

[Bob]

Now, I did something weird this week because Crosby was very influential in early country rock music. He was. He was a big part of another band before he got with Crosby, S, Nash and Young. So one track is actually them, one track is a different band. So if you can identify both bands, we've still got prizes for you.

[Pre K]

H. All right, cut two.

[Bob]

That's a little easier, I think.

[Caller/Guest]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I'm thinking. I'm thinking of it. Are you sure that's Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young? Are you sure?

[Bob]

It's crazy. Oh, yeah. Because I haven't identified either one because

[John Clay Wolf]

it sounds like turn, turn, turn to me. There is a feeling tone.

[Pre K]

I can hear that.

[Bob]

You don't hear that 12 string guitar. Who played a 12 string guitar?

[John Clay Wolf]

Now I know what it is. So let's play them both twice again, y'. All. Call in 800-800-723-4-8800, 800 radio. The winner gets to go to the JCW show Merch Page and pick out anything they want and we'll send it to you.

[Bob]

You know why we're picking on David Crosby today?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bob]

This is amazing story. And you know, Crosby, Stills and. And not so much Graham Nash, but those fellows had rough lives and rough, rough times with laws. This day in 1982, David Crosby was arrested after crashing his car on the San Diego highway. Police found cocaine and a.45 caliber automatic pistol in the vehicle. Not popular with California police.

[J.D.]

They don't like it.

[Bob]

When they asked Crosby why he was carrying a gun around, his reply was, I don't want to die like John Lennon. And he was smacked out of it. He was arrested again just a couple months later in Texas and went away

[J.D.]

for quite a while. For a while.

[Pre K]

Yeah, I know. He was a cokehead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Cut one again. Cut 2. Cut 2 again. Okay, so call in 800-800-RADIO and tell us the name of those two Crosby, Stills, Nash songs. And you will win the stuff. What you got, Jay?

[J.D.]

Excellent. Well, you want to go to break or you want. I got a real quick one for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a quick one? That's what she says.

[J.D.]

Let's do this one. In Missouri, another kid has got.

[Bob]

You seen those.

[J.D.]

Those little prize claw machines? This little three year old climbed into one of them. Patrick Campbell is his name. And I'll pay very close attention because they talked to not only his family about him getting into this claw machine, but to his little sister. And it sounds like the sister, older sister, older sister might have had something. Something to do with this. Listen to cut 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

I looked away for, I would say maybe 15 seconds. They were just like, Cooper, your son

[Bob]

is in the claw machine.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's definitely rambunctious. I get Paul. We'll for sure be back. I don't know if Patrick will go this time. I knew Patrick was gonna get stuck in there because I told him to get in there. Steve, Rico, what's your guess?

[Caller/Guest]

John? First I got Southern Cross. Second one I gotta change because I thought it was the birds. But I'm getting some, some. Some help from Feisty. And she thinks it's turn, turn, turn,

[John Clay Wolf]

no and no, no, no. But I. It's difficult because they all sound so much similar.

[Pre K]

Play them again real quick.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crab and soc.

[Caller/Guest]

Our house and teach her children.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope, nope, that's not it. Yeah. This is. It's a toughie. I love it. Now we're looking at the answers, but. Oh, and put. Put them on hold. But I'm in the middle of here. Austin, Texas. Go ahead.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, is this the.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

The show. Oh, hey. All right. The first one is Carry On.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, you're right.

[Caller/Guest]

Was Master Young and it sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he dropped.

[Bob]

Oh, honey.

[John Clay Wolf]

First one. There's the first one. What's the second? Second one is what? He's back.

[Pre K]

Give me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me that call. He.

[Pre K]

Nobody there. He's not there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, okay, okay. 682 area code. What's your guess?

[Caller/Guest]

Carry On. And is the second one Ohio?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, Austin. What's your guess? It cut off right when you were saying number two.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, it sure did sound like turn, turn, turn from the birds.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, the second one, it is not. No, it is not turn. You. You got Carry on right, though. Good job.

[Caller/Guest]

Can I get a mulligan?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll come back to you if. If. If nobody else has it.

[Pre K]

Let me.

[J.D.]

That's because that chord progression is in turn, turn, turn. But remember, this is backwards.

[Bob]

Close, but that's a minor seven chord progression.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, Corpus, you have your guesses.

[Caller/Guest]

Eight miles high and Carry On.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bingo.

[Bob]

That's correct. Yes, sir.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bob]

If you've ever done acid, listening to those songs, J.D.

[Pre K]

you.

[Bob]

You'd recognize that chord right there immediately.

[Caller/Guest]

Right there.

[J.D.]

Backwards.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Yeah, because that's what you hear things backwards.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your name, boss? Where do you live?

[Caller/Guest]

I live in Corpus Christi. My name's Dan Brodag.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dan Brodag, you are today's winner. Go to jcewshow.com pick out a shirt or a hat you like and we will mail it to you for being this week's backtracks winner. Pre K number five is your winner. Coming up next is the Lightning round. Dial a deck. Deal. Call in 8008-0072-3480-0800- radio. That's when we do the quick car segment. Year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. Year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. Daniel, I'm see you on hold and I'm going to take you first.

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1 1800, 800 radio. 1800800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show

and this is Dial A Deal brought to you by givemethevin.com America's Best Car buyer. Daniel, you are in South Texas. It says a 95 GMC extended cab, 5 liter, 115,000 miles. What? Oh, you're trying to buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, my first. The one selling it, he's a good friend of mine. Like he's selling it it to me for like almost for free. So I wanted to see if I do get it, what would. What's the value for you guys?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, then I need to ask you what will you sell it to me for? Because you're pitching. I'm the customer now.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, I. To me, to me. I see it for a good, good

[John Clay Wolf]

five or six K. Yep, that's what I was thinking. I was thinking five. I was thinking five grand. The title. What?

[Caller/Guest]

Same title, original Miles. I think he's been the second owner. You know the odd thing about it, I think to me is that it has a 5.0.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean yeah, it's. It's worth less than. It's worth less than a five seven. Yeah, I'll give the five grand. Might give the six. Get the pictures, I think Kyle, I sent them to hot rod Kyle or somebody already. He'll be contacting you. Thank you. Ray. Is 21 El Paso Silverado half ton. Custom. Is it a cut? So it's a Chevy truck. There wasn't a custom. Is it a custom trail, boss?

[Caller/Guest]

You know what, it doesn't say anything like that. It just got four by four on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

What engine is it? Is it a 6.2 liter?

[Caller/Guest]

No, it's the 2.7 turbo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, so it's a little four banger. It's not worth 26 grand then. I mean a six banger. Mel, now. Now. Damn. So it's a double cab. Custom. You're right. There is a custom. That car how many miles? Around 80,000 almost. That car is worth 20 grand?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. 70, 79.

[John Clay Wolf]

20 grand. Go to givemetheven.com to sell yours. Louie, you've been on hold forever. And I'll tell you. I'm gonna tell you a secret up in Chicago. Are you there there, Louie?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've got a. You want to sell your 83 trans AM Daytona pace car. And you also sent us an email through GMTV garage, which is cool and I appreciate that. But what I noticed in your email is your tr. Your handle is Trans Am Louis.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you know what that means.

[Caller/Guest]

No, but go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that means there's not a. There's not a chance in hell I'm going to get a car bought from a guy in Chicago that. That has an 83 trans AM pace car, which is kind of a queer left handed car to begin with. And he's. He loves it so much that he changed his handle in life and his email address to Trans Am. Louie, there's no chance I'll never get this car.

[Bob]

I have.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have more. I have more than one email. Well, you shared the wrong one with me because I don't even want to bid it. Wait, wait. You want me to bid your child, like. And you think your child, even if it's not that good looking, is going to win every beauty pageant anywhere? And it's the. You can't believe the coach. You can't believe the coach overlooked it. You can't believe it's not the starting quarterback. Everybody's wrong. You're right. What do you take for it? Here's the question. What do you take for it?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, John, Hot Rod John offered 18 and I said I came back at 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

You mean hot Rod Kyle?

[Caller/Guest]

I thought his name was John, but yeah, Kyle, like Gus, the guy out of Texas?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay, well, I think he's all over it. Yeah, I think he's all over it like a cheap suit. Sell it to him. Get. Get a check. Be done. Be happy. Go get another one.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay. And then I. I sent. I sent Jason pictures yesterday of that Cuda convertible with the Viper drivetrain in it. So I don't know if he sent that to you yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nah, they handle it. I. I've got. Dude, I've got 90 people that work for me doing this. 90? I don't.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't look at them all. They're pros. We. We have weekly meetings. We talk about the markets and the guys that I hire know what they're doing. If I had to do it all, if I looked at every car, there's no way we could buy 800 cars a week. If I looked at every car. Just absolutely impossible. So you're in good hands. You don't need me, Hot Rod Louie. Trans Am Chicago. Polish? Are you Polish?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I'm Italian.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's too bad. I'd give you more if you're Poland. I'll see you, man. Thank you. Thanks for going to givemetheven.com.

Broadcasting on air anywhere you are with a smartphone and an Internet connection. Check out the podcast jcwshow.com or John Clay will love lands again.

[J.D.]

We want to handle this with love, right?

[Caller/Guest]

Tyrone, you know I love you, but

[John Clay Wolf]

I feel like drugs is hurting you and they're hurting me.

[Bob]

What you talking about, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't do drugs.

[Caller/Guest]

Tyrone, I was very hurt that you

[John Clay Wolf]

contacted me that Time. What you talking about? Rhonda? I would never carjack that ugly ass car. Look, the police found you three hours later in my car, asleep, high on crack.

[Bob]

That's impossible, Rhonda.

[John Clay Wolf]

How can you sleep if hound crack?

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, the number one weekend morning show in America. Call in 800-800-RADIO. Check out the podcast, vids, socials, all that [e-mail]. this is the Wolf show.

I've been looking for that. This is a good song, dude. Does he say effing or did you bleep it?

[Bob]

This is a clean version created by myself. I own the copyrights to this.

[John Clay Wolf]

She had to clip out all the F's. Yeah. You're crazy. Was this spaghetti incident or was this.

[Bob]

I feel like this was earlier than this. Yeah, use your illusion one, maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I meant.

[Bob]

I get mixed up because I never bought the albums. I only heard them on the radio and mtv.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guns N Roses. For those of y' all that don't know, know. Right?

[Pre K]

Hey, go. Going back to that Tyrone Bigams.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y. Y.

[Pre K]

Remind me. There's a good documentary if you guys want to see somebody. It's a drug addict that played sports.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Lamar Odom documentary.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's crazy.

[Pre K]

Him, that whole Kardashian. I. I didn't realize how much he was using her. Like, I thought it was all made up type thing. She actually loved the dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, wow.

[Pre K]

She stayed with him through the whole ordeal and he. To the point where he was even faking how bad his injury was at one point, like, he was recovered. He almost died.

[J.D.]

Wow.

[Pre K]

But he was. She had him in the house, staying in the house and stuff. And he was playing her. I mean, it's. It's a crazy story. Watch it on Netflix. You'll like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I sent you a deal, Bob. About two weeks ago. Wilford Brumley and diabetes.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did we ever put. You did something. Do we ever play?

[Bob]

I mean, I actually, you know, we're doing these. These endorsements for companies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Diabetes on the show.

[Bob]

And I. Yeah, I thought I would send a spec spot to a certain health insurance company. Starring Wilford Brimley is one of my favorite actors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Check this out.

[Caller/Guest]

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[J.D.]

meter from Liberty Medicare Medical.

[Caller/Guest]

Diabetes. Diabetes. Diabetes. Every year, over 800,000 people rely on Liberty Medical for their diabetes testing supplies. Diabetes. Diabetes. Diabetes. You have diabetes and are on Medicare, you may qualify for a free meter from Liberty Medical. Diabetes. Diabetes. Diabetes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that 800, 000 people rely soul survivor.

[Bob]

That is real, man. That is. That is funky.

[Caller/Guest]

Diabetes.

[Bob]

That's what I do, you know? You know how I got so good at this?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[Bob]

I listened to a lot of.

[Caller/Guest]

Who.

[Bob]

Feisty.

[Pre K]

Too feisty.

[Caller/Guest]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're a big too feisty.

[J.D.]

Feisty.

[Bob]

I like that rhymey dude.

[Caller/Guest]

Diabetes.

[Bob]

Kleenex. What's next? That was feisty poo.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you think your fuel prices are high, check out California's big surge. Oh, hold on, wait.

[J.D.]

There's a story behind this. People are starting to do gas gouging. Now, stationed near Big Sur in California, they're charging $9.99 for a gallon of gas. The owner claims the gas station is in a remote location and we have to run on generators. So that's why it costs so much. The reason, not more, is because there's only. There's only enough digits for 9.99. Cut number four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike, I just saw it right now and I couldn't believe it. It's not something I'm used to.

[Bob]

I'm a tourist. But for me, that's too high, too expensive.

[John Clay Wolf]

There in LA, we're about like $6 max, which is something that, you know, it hits everyone like crazy. But here, it's $10. Never seen that. Probably could charge $20 a gallon.

[Bob]

And if you have to get gas,

[John Clay Wolf]

you have to get gas.

[Pre K]

I got. But this happened to me.

[J.D.]

Did you get busted?

[Pre K]

I just didn't pay attention to the

[John Clay Wolf]

gas station I was at.

[Pre K]

I'm just pumping. I'm like, golly, this is expensive as hell. It was like 4.99. And I look across the street, 454. I'm like, what the hell?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? What the hell?

[Pre K]

Did. Just like Zacky said. Yep, freaking got me.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's one near the Wagyu Gas. Not regular, prime cut.

[J.D.]

Well, near the Tampa airport Little gas station. The last gas station before you turn your rental vehicle in. Get it? You're in a hurry. You're not paying attention. You pull in gas. At that time I was in Florida, was maybe 349. They're charging $6, 5.99. And. And people get pissed off. They're like, it says it right there. You just didn't look. You didn't pay attention.

[Bob]

I was mad. Paying $4 at the same situation in Santa Barbara, like in 2003, near the airport.

[Caller/Guest]

Airport, yeah. Yeah.

[J.D.]

You gotta watch.

[Bob]

Yeah. Last stop before the airport.

[John Clay Wolf]

The gas prices in Texas are California's normals.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D.]

Oh, yeah. Today probably Below California's normal.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think they put a dollar a gallon on tax something.

[J.D.]

California.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D.]

Yeah. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

At least it's eight bucks right now.

[J.D.]

Probably more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's high. It's insane.

[J.D.]

Some 9.99. Maybe not be that much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Covid remotes coming back. I mean, people won't be able to afford commutes with that on normal budgets.

[Bob]

You know why they don't charge more than 9.99?

[J.D.]

Because of the numbers.

[Bob]

There are only so many digits on the planet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Real quick, what happened in the war this week? Anything? Let me tell you what I think I know, okay? They shot down one of our planes and that's a big deal.

[J.D.]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they fired. Now there was another good, good hit. Do we have another good hit on something? Missile hit.

[J.D.]

Well. Well, we lost an A10 warthog as well.

[Bob]

The.

[John Clay Wolf]

We lost. They shot. We lost two birds.

[J.D.]

Two birds. One pilot has been recovered. One pilot from the 8 from the 15 has not been recovered. The A10 warthog. Both guys found. They're fine.

[Bob]

Oh, that's good.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Normally, you know, like when we're fighting Iran, I mean, Iraq, they would shoot at our planes with big slingshots.

[J.D.]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

But these guys have real stuff.

[J.D.]

They got real stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually.

[J.D.]

Knock down the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you have to.

[Bob]

And before a lot of people say, well, they said they. You can't launch rockets without rocket launchers. It doesn't mean they have zero. But if they say just I hypothetically, they have three left, they're all going to be in the area of that nuclear reactor that we're bombing right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. Do they really lean those things up like they have a special saddle that they put on those camels and lean it up as a launcher?

[J.D.]

Nope. Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that. That wasn't real.

[J.D.]

AI that's not real. That's not real.

[Bob]

That sounds very. I mean, innovative.

[J.D.]

How do we think that's real?

[Bob]

It depends on the camel.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it doesn't.

[Bob]

And when we find that camel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bob]

We'll bring him back.

[J.D.]

Bring him back with more of the

[Bob]

John Clay Wolf show right after this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Heard on the air every Saturday morning from New York to Los Angeles, Chicago to Houston, and broadcasting to the rest of the world online at jcwshow.com or john claywolf.com you're listening to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Caller/Guest]

Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show, America's largest weekend morning show. 800, 800 radio. Check out the [e-mail] or john claywolf.com

we're going to Houston on Thursday to go look at it. I've got these cars under contract.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I've got to go touch them. There's 70 mopars. 70. 70, 70 widow. Yeah, but they're all rollers, which means it's like a junkyard. Okay. So like people buy cores and then they sell them to builders to build the show cars. Oh, okay.

[J.D.]

Cores of the cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, like just. Just like the bodies unrun non runners. And her husband thought he was gonna corner the market on these chargers. It seems to be he's got 70 of them. And we bought the. I mean, we're buying it. I mean, we've got a contract where she can't sell them to anybody else.

[J.D.]

Like General Lee looking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but really not the good body style. It's a 71 through 74. So it's not that big body General. Okay. But anyway, and then Mecham Houston is this week, and I'm gonna hit that one down.

[J.D.]

That was so much fun. The one we did here.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a video coming out here at noon central, and it's got. It shows those chargers on it. The. The video that she took for us of the chargers. Okay, yeah, that's coming up at noon.

[Pre K]

J.D. got distracted. He's ready to grab his gun because somebody's walking up.

[J.D.]

Somebody walked behind me and all I saw was some people walking in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, time for Jeopardy.

[J.D.]

I didn't know.

[Bob]

Rolling on 70. Mopo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Scott, you there, LA? Scott?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I'm here, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Ding, ding, ding. When it's time, you're gonna play with us. Oh, boy.

[J.D.]

Oh, boy.

[Bob]

All right, here we go. Time to test the intellect and pop culture IQ of our own. John Clay Wolf, show crew. Let's take a look at the categories. Category one. John NASA and beyond. Let's test your knowledge of the American space program. And category two, don't blame the dog. Identify these objects, places and things that smell even worse than a mystery fart. Okay, ready to play jeopardy.

[Pre K]

This should be fun here.

[Bob]

Here we go. Category one, question one. The Apollo 11 astronauts left this single object on the moon when they departed. It happens to have been purchased especially for the mission.

[J.D.]

Ding, ding, ding, ding. What is an American flag?

[Bob]

That is correct. United States flag. And a pole to hang it on hold.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leave it to the dork.

[J.D.]

I am a dork. I admit it.

[Bob]

Bought it a Sears store in Houston. Question two. We all know the United States was the first country to put a man craft on the surface of the moon. What was the last?

[John Clay Wolf]

John, who is China?

[Bob]

Is Incorrect.

[J.D.]

Damn, dude. I'm gonna guess. Ding, ding, ding. Jenny, what is Russia?

[Bob]

That's incorrect.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was gonna say Russia, but somebody went back. Was it Japan then or Scott? Do you have one? Ding, ding, ding.

[Caller/Guest]

I would say yeah. Ding, ding, ding. France.

[Bob]

Incorrect.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a coon ass from Louisiana. He can't help it. He's got to come for the French Canadian. French Canadian.

[J.D.]

What is the Bahamas?

[Pre K]

Who is Zimbabwe?

[Bob]

Who is it that isn't correct? What is the United States being? The only country who's ever landed a man? That was craft tricky.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought Russia did it.

[J.D.]

I thought they did as well.

[Bob]

That's right, because I'm just like pooh Shasti. I'm tricky as hell. J.D.

[Caller/Guest]

ryan.

[Bob]

Don't even mess with me. Pow.

[J.D.]

Poo shiesty.

[Bob]

Question 3. NASA had its beginning in 1914 when Congress had created aviation division of this branch of the U.S. army charged with establishing and managing communication systems.

[John Clay Wolf]

The dork should get it.

[Bob]

1914.

[J.D.]

Tune.

[John Clay Wolf]

FAA.

[J.D.]

What is army Air Corps.

[Bob]

That is so close.

[J.D.]

Nope.

[Bob]

You know where you're going with that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Nobody knows.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not Space force, so it's 1914. Right, I get it. I'm just gonna go with FAA.

[Bob]

It's very close. Matter of fact, they were Army Air Force. Incorrect. What is the U. S. Army? Signal Corps. Signal corps.

[Caller/Guest]

World War I generation that was in the Signal Corps.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you should have got it, dumbass.

[J.D.]

Well, there you go, Scott.

[Caller/Guest]

I know.

[Bob]

In the category two, we go. Question one. Thanks to their high sulfur content, these objects tend to smell like a fart when they spoil, as will be the case if your kids don't find all of them tomorrow morning.

[J.D.]

JD what is an egg?

[Bob]

That's correct. Rotten or boiled eggs.

[Pre K]

JD Is mopping up too. Points. No one else got anything?

[Bob]

Question 2. This highly nutritious food item, when roasted, smells just like a fart.

[J.D.]

Ding, ding, ding.

[Bob]

Okay.

[Pre K]

What is Brussels sprouts?

[Bob]

That's correct. Wow. So it happens to you too. Okay, I'm not cooking them wrong. That's how they come out. Question 3. Utility companies add a fart smelling chemical called mercaptan to this product. Used in a myriad of utility applications to help detect leaks which can be very dangerous.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the question? It's a question.

[Pre K]

Smells like a fart.

[Bob]

Utility companies add a fart smelling chemical.

[J.D.]

So it's a chemical we're looking for, Scott.

[Caller/Guest]

Ding, ding, ding. What is mercaptan?

[Bob]

Well, mercaptan is in the question. They add a far smelling chemical called mercaptan to this product. Used in a myriad of utility applications to help detect leaks which can be very dangerous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ding, ding, ding. What is leak detector?

[Caller/Guest]

Ding, ding, ding. Sulfur dioxide is incorrect. Ding, ding, ding.

[Pre K]

Okay, what are propane and propane accessories?

[Bob]

That is correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's cheating back there. He is cheating. I'm watching him. You here typing. Ding, ding, ding. Who is Google pre K?

[Pre K]

Look, I'm watching the show. I don't know what you talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you're watching people's answers.

[Pre K]

No, no, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

I ain't got it. Chatters are smart.

[Pre K]

Come on, man. I'm playing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love y', all, wolf pack.

[Bob]

Hey, but we all enjoy the weekend for a change, right? And into our bonus categories, we go back to NASA category one. Question one. NASA accomplishments owe much to their original Mercury astronauts, including this man who became the first American in space on May

[J.D.]

5, 1964. Who is John Glenn? That's incorrect.

[Bob]

That's incorrect.

[Caller/Guest]

Who is ding, ding, ding? Who is Gus Grissom?

[Bob]

That's incorrect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the question. Who's the first American in space ever?

[Bob]

Yes, but not the first American to orbit the earth.

[John Clay Wolf]

The first American to what? What?

[Bob]

The first American in space.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ding, ding, ding. Who is Tom Hanks in Apollo, the movie?

[Bob]

That's incorrect. Apollo 13 was way past. This was the Mercury program. Scott.

[Pre K]

Guess again.

[Bob]

You want another guest?

[John Clay Wolf]

Scott?

[Bob]

Can we. Can we come over and give you a massage?

[Caller/Guest]

The monkey? The monkey? The dog or whatever.

[Bob]

Correct answer is who is Alan Shepard?

[Pre K]

Oh, come on, J.D.

[J.D.]

i'm sorry.

[Bob]

On the Freedom 7, I'm really loud

[J.D.]

letting y' all down.

[Bob]

Question two. Though the U. S. Stands as the only country to have sent a man to crew to the moon service, a total of five have sent unmanned or assisted devices, which was the last, the most recent landing. Their slim smart lander in January of 2024.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the lunar lander?

[Bob]

Incorrect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, somebody tell me when this is over because this is the worst I've ever heard. I don't even want to play anymore. Oh, come on, John.

[Pre K]

I can catch up. You're only down by two.

[Bob]

He says, oh, I'm losing.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just. It's just nerd ball kind of.

[Bob]

It sure is. Well, who wrote it?

[Caller/Guest]

You?

[Bob]

Thank you.

[Pre K]

No one.

[Caller/Guest]

Got it.

[Bob]

Now eat me.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was the right answer?

[Bob]

Correct answer is what is the nation of Japan?

[J.D.]

Japan.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've lost all our listeners at this point. They're all gone.

[Bob]

I don't think so, too.

[Pre K]

They're going to be enthralled with the fart segment here if they do they're

[Bob]

going to miss this fine question here with the farts for all the marbles. Category two, question one. Anyone who's managed an athletic organization or large family will tell you this particular style of linen apparel, when unwashed and stored in an overly large collection for too long, can smell like a whole damn room full of farts.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the question?

[Pre K]

Something that's washed linen.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is the question?

[Bob]

It was a pretty long question. You really want to hear all of it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you summarize it?

[Bob]

Okay. Anyone who's managed an athletic organization or a large family will tell you this particular style of linen apparel when unwashed and stored in an overly large.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is cotton?

[J.D.]

Ding, ding, ding.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, I played football. I mean, it. It's cotton. Cotton is what stinks. And you put them in the little bags and turn it into the equipment.

[Bob]

So you take it out of the package. It's brand new at the store, and it stinks.

[Caller/Guest]

Panties.

[J.D.]

What is used underwear?

[John Clay Wolf]

Ding, ding, ding. What a suck. What is this?

[Bob]

Correct answer is what is dirty laundry?

[J.D.]

Dirty, dirty laundry.

[Pre K]

Oh, my God.

[Bob]

You dumbass.

[Pre K]

J.D. is the winner, folks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank God.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Congratulations, J.D.

[Bob]

and he didn't complain once.

[J.D.]

I didn't, but that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You brought it up.

[Bob]

Wow.

[Pre K]

Thanks for playing.

[Bob]

Hey, I was telling JD before we started. I'm not. I would not have known the answers to a lot of these questions, man. Had to look them up.

[J.D.]

True story.

[Bob]

And we all enjoyed the weekend for a change.

[J.D.]

Thanks, Billy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you can imagine when you're writing those questions that if you don't know the answers to any of them, nobody else will either, and everybody's gonna get bored. But that's just my opinion.

[Caller/Guest]

Right?

[Bob]

But I like to see you, too. So

[J.D.]

accomplished.

[Bob]

He keeps thinking, well, he's not gonna come.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did y' all see that video last night? I mean, last week with the crazy guy?

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Blackjob.

[J.D.]

God, dude. What a nut, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

John Clay Wolf. If you go to jcwshow.com you can click through to our YouTube channel. And.

[J.D.]

And I have a tank over here in this container.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[J.D.]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

In a half track. He's. I'm Jewish and I'm difficult to negotiate with. Well, no joke, right? Oh, yeah. He really.

[J.D.]

You want to punch?

[John Clay Wolf]

His hair looked like somebody taking a balloon and rubbed it.

[J.D.]

He looked like some kind of a character out of a wacky movie. Didn't look real.

[Pre K]

Best two parts was when you're driving in the Rolls and you guys are negotiating there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

And then the negotiation on the wheelchairs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Oh, the wheelie. The Wheelie.

[J.D.]

John's doing a wheelie, and he's. He's in a wheelchair, and these two guys. What are you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I knew the thing. I knew he wasn't gonna.

[Caller/Guest]

He.

[John Clay Wolf]

He. I talked to him on the phone.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's so crazy and hard to deal with. I was like, there's no way we're gonna get anything done. But when I'm out in California, I want to go ahead and do a video with him because it's gonna be too good.

[J.D.]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I was aging along with some props just to have fun.

[J.D.]

That was fun. It was fun. Great video to watch.

[Bob]

Yeah, that was a great one, man.

[J.D.]

What's one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Coming up, Rollins and I doing a buy with motorcycles in California and then stopping by the Thermal Raceway, going through a race shop at Thermal with full of Porsches and all this other stuff. And there's one other deal on it. It's three parts this week. It's kind of a smorgasbord of three B stories or a stories that weren't long enough. Got you for full. So we did boom, boom, boom. And that starts in like three minutes. @jcwshow.com Click through to our YouTube feed. Los Angeles, Vegas, San Diego. Good morning. You got another hour of us coming up and everybody else is out just like right now in 8 seconds. Remember this. Brought to you by givemetheven.com and go to in jcwshow.com Click through to Incogni if you want to get rid of your spam bots and your robocalls. Bye. Yeah. Here come the rooster. Yeah.

[Bob]

The John Clay Wolf show has been a presentation of givemetheven.com from the Westwood One radio Network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Caller/Guest]

Locker out.