#55 John Clay Wolfe Show 7-23-2016

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #55 Summary

Air Date: July 23, 2016 (Podcast Date: Feb 12, 2026)
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Powered by: GiveMeTheVIN.com

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Episode Overview

This uproarious episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show was dominated by the ongoing saga of a busted air conditioner in the Wolf Radio studios (“It’s hot as hell in here!”) and the team's attempts to survive and improvise through a record heat wave. As ever, the show bounced freely between used car negotiations, raucous banter about sex, drugs, rock & roll, and topical riffs on sports, politics, and the absurdities of modern life. Special energy came from new affiliate markets in Pennsylvania and New Jersey tuning in live for the first time.

Throughout, John and crew interact with listeners and callers about cars, tell stories, tease each other, and deliver their unique mix of irreverent commentary, homespun wisdom, and relentless self-deprecating humor.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Studio Heatwave & AC Meltdown

• The show opens with a running joke/complaint about the air conditioner failure—setting a raucous, sweaty tone.
• John: “Dude, this is gonna be a long day.” (01:23)
• Duct tape fixes and MacGyver-style solutions are proposed (Styrofoam cooler AC, “camping air conditioning bong,” etc. (02:10))
• JD: “It’s like camping out. We’re making memories. Roughing it… as a group.” (02:01)
• The landlord, Nick, is called live on air to negotiate for immediate fixes (10:36). Eventually, a neighboring salon pitches in by loaning a portable air conditioner – showcasing the local community’s quick response (50:45 and 58:56).
• John and crew lament, joke, and riff about how “shirts are coming off at 10,” “pants are coming off in five minutes,” “no undergarments,” and being “in my underwear” by hour two (02:51, 29:03).

2. Car Buying Antics & GiveMeTheVIN.com

• John fields calls from listeners hoping to sell their used cars, reviewing condition and price on the fly.
• Strong focus on their CarMax-beating offer (“Send us a pic of your CarMax offer. If we can’t beat it, we overnight you a $100 check”).
  • John: “That’s the last look.” (09:26)
  • He notes they only had to pay out on three checks last week, stressing how rarely they lose.
• Negotiation banter includes cars with salvage titles, inherited vehicles (“Did someone pass away?”), and classic muscle cars.
• Notable calls include:
  • $47,000 offer on a Corvette 427 Convertible (123:13)
  • Analogies to dating older women (“175k Hyundai = a grandma in a nursing home”) (31:11)

3. Office Culture & Drunken Car Bidding

• Recounting Turley’s misguided “cocktail hour” morale event for the buying staff, which led to their worst day in months:
  • John: “That was about a $5,000 cocktail.” (07:03)
  • Reflection on whether drinking at lunch is a good idea for high-stakes car purchasing.

4. Music, Pop Culture & Satire

• Rock & roll and car talk blend as Skinnerd, Temple of the Dog, and classic radio stints dominate the soundtrack (35:30+, 22:32).
• JB’s recounts finding Skynyrd again “with the help of a Chibachu” edible (36:02) setting off a digression on marijuana, edibles, and getting “right” for four hours (36:40–37:28).
• Satirical impressions:
  • “Ted Nugent is Bigfoot” segment by Wally Edwards (62:23)
  • Parody televangelist sermon from “Ted Cruz” (“If you’re unwilling to give, we don’t want you!”) (139:59–141:34)
  • Rush Limbaugh impression lambasting Hillary Clinton and poking fun at political discourse (101:00+).
  • Johnny Manziel “Gas Pipe” parody commercial (132:07).

5. Political Banter & Election Riffs

• The team comments on the Republican Convention, Trump’s speech, Ted Cruz’s refusal to endorse, and the spectacle of political marketing:
  • John: “He started describing… making pretty heavy promises that seemed extremely sincere. If he didn’t follow through… he’s just a sorry bastard.” (68:19)
  • JD & John dissect the role of media, marketing, and candidate strategy:
    • “Trump used Howard Stern’s playbook step by step.” (79:56)
• Casey Kasem’s Top 10 Marketing Ideas: A comedy ranking of Trump’s presidential campaign tactics using classic consumer marketing clichés (75:02).

6. Caller Interactions & Life Stories

• Wild Q&A with callers, often meandering to personal questions (“How old were you when you lost your virginity?” (24:41)), parenting (“My 7-year-old just wants to be rich and builds Minecraft mansions” (67:12)), and negotiation tactics for cars and boats.
• Hilarious stories about ex-girlfriends with herpes, strippers, and the perils of Cougar dating (92:58–93:59).

7. (Reluctant) Heartfelt Moments & Bridging Old Feuds

• John pushes JD to publicly make amends with former co-host Russ Martin, sparking an uncomfortable but sincere moment about friendship, health, and the need to let go of old feuds:
  • “If Russ dies, you need to call him and apologize.” (38:19–40:03)

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Notable Quotes

• John Clay Wolfe (on AC crisis):
  “If you leave the radio host in the car, I mean… with the sun at 100, he might die. And I will sit here and stay on the radio until I die. So if I die, do you have insurance for my death?” (11:50)

• Turley (on staff drinking):
  “It was the worst day we’ve had in three months!” (07:14)

• John (on business):
  “We’re not wanting to bid them, but we do that as a service. We want to buy the cars. It’s not some Internet scam. We buy over 100, 200 cars a week.” (150:00)

• Satirical “Ted Cruz” (parody):
  “If you’re unwilling to give, we don’t want you.” (141:34)

• John (on celebrity politics):
  “I wonder if our grandparents felt the same way when Ronnie Reagan was coming into office, because he was a movie star.” (79:52)

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Notable Segments & Timestamps

| Segment | Timestamp | |-------------------------------------------------------------|----------------| | Studio Heatwave Comedy/Jokes | 00:55–06:00 | | AC Remote Debacle & Salon Rescue | 50:45, 58:56 | | GiveMeTheVIN CarMax Guarantee Explained | 08:22–09:47 | | Whiskey at Work – Cocktail Catastrophe | 06:00–08:01 | | New Stations: Pennsylvania/Philly Debut | 05:08–05:33 | | Satirical Ted Nugent is Bigfoot | 62:23–66:44 | | Political Banter: Trump, Cruz, and the RNC | 67:06–70:53 | | “Rush Limbaugh” Impression Segment | 101:00–102:23 | | Fake Johnny Manziel Gas Pipe Commercial | 132:07–133:27 | | Top 10 Trump Marketing Tactics (Casey Kasem Parody) | 75:01–77:48 | | Televangelist “Ted Cruz” Sermon Parody | 139:32–141:34 | | Callers: Car Negotiations & Life Digressions Throughout | 08:22–147:58 | | Parenting Stories: Wolf’s Kids | 67:01–67:24 | | Closing and Podcast Promo | 107:40–108:39 |

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Tone & Style

• Fast-paced, freewheeling, irreverent.
• Alternates between comic absurdity and wry observations about life, business, and media.
• Self-mocking; team members constantly rib each other, with no topic off-limits.
• Callers and listeners are treated as part of the joking, high-energy community.
• At moments, veers into surprisingly honest personal territory.

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For First-Time Listeners — Why Tune In?

If you’re looking for a show that mixes real-world car deals, sports, off-color humor, rock-n-roll, and non-stop unpredictability, all delivered in a style that feels like hanging with your funniest rowdy friends in a sweltering garage, The John Clay Wolfe Show is your jam.

Memorable moments:

• The AC Meltdown organizing a makeshift cooling system while half the cast threatens nudity.
• Legendary rants and satirical bits (“Ted Nugent is Bigfoot, TV preacher Ted Cruz, Johnny Manziel’s Gas Pipe”).
• Uncensored realness in both negotiations and personal stories, from car trade-ins to reminiscences about wild pasts.

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In a Nutshell

Hot studio, hot takes, and hotter car deals.
Episode #55 is classic John Clay Wolfe: sweaty, sharp-tongued, and surreally funny, sticking to nothing and roasting everything—including themselves. Whether you care about the car market or just want to laugh at life with a little classic rock, this is a show that invites you into the chaos.

Transcript

[A]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolfe.

[B]

Good Saturday morning. Here we are, the John Clay Wolf Show. Just in its early stages.

[C]

It certainly. I can't even say the word. Development years.

[B]

Ladies and gentlemen, good morning to former high trophy winner Jim D. Ryan.

[C]

Never tried. But you can't pronounce.

[D]

Hold on.

[E]

Let's start that again. You ready? Set.

[C]

All right.

[D]

Three, two.

[C]

I'm not sure. You say it again.

[B]

Good morning, John Clay Wolf show in its earliest phases of a bright and early Saturday morning. Ladies and gentlemen, Heisman Trophy winner, J.D. ryan.

[C]

It's our baby ears.

[B]

And in the blue corner, former world bungee jumping champion.

[C]

What?

[B]

John Clay Wolf.

[D]

Where's the freaking air conditioner?

[E]

Remember the email sent yesterday at 2? Yeah. It's not working.

[D]

You said they can't fix it till last night.

[E]

No, they were going to come out to try to fix it.

[D]

What'd they say?

[E]

Well, John, is it hot in here?

[D]

Yeah, it's real effing hot.

[C]

So take off all your clothes.

[D]

So what'd they say?

[E]

It's the missing part. They got to order it and we'll be ready till Monday.

[D]

Dude, this is going to be a long day.

[C]

It's hot in here.

[B]

That's going to be awesome, man.

[D]

No, it's not. Why can't they go steal the part off when the suites that. See, this is the difference between you and I, Turley. Yeah, this is the difference between you and I.

[C]

Why is that?

[D]

Cuz I would have said you go downstairs, that. That area, that suite that's not rented.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

You go steal the part off of that and fix this.

[C]

Right.

[E]

And I don't. I'm. I'm 99% sure he'll say, yeah, sure.

[D]

Well, see, that's the difference between you and I. Yeah. Okay.

[B]

It's going to be fun.

[C]

But the temperature between him and you is the same.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

It's like camping out. We're making memories. Roughing it together as a group.

[C]

Making memories.

[E]

I do have an idea, though. We can make a portable AC unit. We have an intern make a portable air conditioner. We. All we need to do is take one of those Styrofoam coolers. Oh, you're.

[D]

Oh.

[E]

Dump ice in it. Cut a hole, get a small fan. It'll suck the air in through it. And then cut a hole on the other side, top right. And then you have cold air coming Wait a minute.

[B]

Where's the bowl on this thing? What are you making?

[C]

Not a bong.

[E]

Not a bong.

[D]

A portable AC unit.

[C]

A camping air conditioning bong.

[E]

I'm serious. It'll help out some way.

[B]

Well, who's gonna power the thing? We're gonna get Gilligan to ride a.

[C]

Coconut bicycle hose, sit right back on your hero tail.

[E]

You just plug it in the wall show. I'm.

[C]

I'm gonna send out a four hour tour.

[D]

I don't know.

[E]

I'm gonna send them out and do it. It's worth it.

[C]

It.

[B]

This one's gonna feel like seven weeks.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Shirts are coming off at 10.

[C]

Oh, no. Oh, please.

[D]

The pants are coming off in five minutes.

[C]

I wish.

[D]

And I'm not wearing any undergarments.

[B]

Oh, boy.

[C]

Kind of wish that died. Had started about four months ago.

[E]

You want to explain to the new listeners where we're broadcasting from?

[F]

Hell.

[D]

No. I'm gonna get the landlord on the phone.

[B]

Oh, boy.

[C]

Oh, that's gonna work.

[D]

I'm going to tell him the same thing. I wish I would have told me. What time did you find out?

[E]

When I got here this morning.

[D]

But I thought you said they were here last night. Yeah, after we left.

[E]

He came out here.

[D]

All right. Live from the depths of hell. Dude, it's hot in here.

[C]

It is.

[D]

I mean, it's going to get hot.

[C]

It's like 90.

[D]

Yeah, this is problem. What were you going to say? Bomb?

[B]

Oh, I was just saying, you know, it's like we're making memories, man. Roughing it.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

As a group, you know, this is like one of those morale building deals that little corporations do.

[C]

Yeah, they do get some. They pay a lot of money. Tony Robbins charges a lot of money to walk on a fire. So we just pretended we're doing that.

[B]

Yeah, we practically are.

[D]

Ouch.

[B]

It's gonna be a great day. There are a lot of good, a lot of good benchmarks on the show.

[D]

Will you give that to the call screener and tell her that.

[E]

Call them.

[D]

Yeah, I need to call the landlord, the. The business, the building owner.

[C]

And when they call them, do you want to talk to them?

[D]

Yeah, put them on air.

[C]

All right.

[D]

Of course. We got to keep it. We got to keep it straight.

[B]

Good morning, John. How was your week?

[D]

It was fine until I walked in here. I just had no idea that it was going to be. The air was going to be out. Yeah, I figured if it was a problem that somebody would have called me in the middle of the night and told me it's gonna Be a problem. I mean, this is a big deal. Wait, I mean, here in three hours, we're not gonna be able to. We're not gonna be able to be in here.

[B]

Yeah, it'd be hard to breathe.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

And I'm a big fat master, so, like, it's harder for me.

[C]

Guy on one wants to talk to you about a bid.

[D]

I see that.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

I've got a deal right here. Do you want to come see what he. What he wants to talk about?

[C]

No.

[D]

Okay. Why don't you come here? So, you know.

[C]

Okay, well, he's not gonna see those pictures. How did you guys get those pictures? That was from summer camp when I was about 19.

[D]

That's wrong, Pennsylvania. Wzzo. Sorry that you joined us in a family moment.

[C]

Really.

[D]

But. Good morning. Good morning, Philadelphia. Philadelphia?

[C]

Really?

[D]

Allentown, Scranton. The signal on this new station up there is big, right?

[C]

In Philly.

[D]

We're not in Philly. It's like King of Prussia to Scranton to. Okay, Trenton.

[C]

Good morning.

[D]

A lot of people up there.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Good morning.

[D]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We're in Texas. Philadelphians. And that's why I'm really bitching about up there. But it's hotter down here.

[C]

Yeah, you're gonna like this anyway.

[D]

No, this is fine. This is all good stuff. But. But no, air is not good stuff.

[C]

No.

[D]

We should have had a portable unit.

[C]

Yeah. Yesterday we actually broke 100 for the first time.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And today, inside the studio, Ty goes.

[D]

To the runner, Turley, you know, in. In his management wisdom.

[C]

Oh, here we go.

[E]

Yeah, of course it's my fault.

[D]

No, no, no. Here. Here's. Here's another difference between Turley and I.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Is yesterday he decides that all the buyers. Forgivementhevin.com. they should. We need to motivate them.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

So he brought in whiskey and grapefruit juice at 11:30.

[E]

Cranberry juice. It was at 12:30.

[D]

No, it was not 12:30. It was 12. If it wasn't 11:45, it was 5:00 clock somewhere.

[C]

All right, good.

[E]

Semantics.

[D]

He thought it would be a great idea to motivate the guys to start cocktailing them at lunch.

[B]

Friday afternoon.

[C]

Her killer has done it for years.

[D]

It's just when. When they're calling in and buddy. Yeah. We're bidding people's cars fifty thousand. A hundred thousand.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Etc. Etc.

[C]

No. Not a deal.

[D]

No. Being drunk is not probably the best idea.

[E]

Psychological test.

[D]

See who.

[E]

Who's going to overdo it.

[D]

That's what I'M doing.

[C]

That's interesting.

[E]

See who's weak and I already know who one. One person is weak.

[D]

And really, by the results of yesterday's take, that was about a five thousand dollar cocktail.

[E]

Yes, because that was the.

[D]

Really. Yes.

[E]

It was the fault of everybody drinking. They didn't get anything.

[D]

Well, it was the worst day we've had in three months.

[C]

So you didn't make a mistake, you just didn't buy enough stuff.

[E]

Yeah, because it was their fault. They didn't get anything bought.

[C]

That's true.

[E]

Yes.

[D]

Well, the only common denominator between the worst day that we've had in business in the past 90 days and yesterday was the only difference. The control group was that we gave them alcohol at lunch.

[E]

Correct, John, that. That is the sole purpose. The whole day was bad.

[D]

No, no, it wasn't purpose. I'm just telling you that the net result.

[E]

And I'm agreeing at the end of the day.

[C]

So we've learned what not to do.

[D]

So the next time we're going to do it, get our buyers drunk. Test.

[E]

Yes.

[D]

Let's ask me first.

[E]

Yes. Because every single buyer was drunk. Yeah, I'm agreeing with you, John.

[D]

No, they weren't all drunk.

[E]

Exactly.

[C]

Hey, the really good ones come in that way every day.

[B]

Friday night I crashed your party. Saturday, I said I'm sorry.

[C]

Sunday came and trashed me out again.

[B]

And we all enjoyed the weekend.

[D]

Markham, are you there?

[F]

Yes, sir.

[D]

Here's what you do. You send us a picture of your CarMax offer letter. If we pass on it, then we will overnight you a check for a hundred dollars. Very simple. We're. But we're gonna give you a hundred dollars for the last. Look, we're gonna give you a hundred dollars for the option to beat Carmax. If we don't beat them, then we owe you 100. I wrote three checks last week.

[F]

Okay, that sounds fair. I'll send it to you today.

[D]

Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. So what he's talking about is he went to givemetheven.com okay? We bid his car, all right? And our shtick is if we don't beat Carmax. Yeah, then we owe you 100.

[C]

Right. Overnight.

[D]

And what he sent, what it said there, is that we were lower than CarMax. However, we probably didn't have any pictures of his car.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

A lot of people send us their VIN numbers and never send us any photos.

[C]

So you want to.

[D]

So we hit them low, sometimes without knowing. Then they go to carmax like, well, you were lower. Okay, great. Send us a picture your CarMax letter. If we don't beat it, we owe you a hundred dollars.

[C]

Makes sense.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

That's the last look.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Pretty cost effective strategy for you because how often you know, do you not be carmax?

[D]

That's rare. Rare?

[B]

Hardly ever. Ever.

[D]

Yeah, we wrote three checks last week.

[B]

There you go.

[D]

So if you're selling your car and you want to make it extra 100 no matter what.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Then you go to give me the vin.com. because if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll send you 100.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

But buying us beating it. We made you at least 100. 200. We be one by four grand the other day.

[C]

Wow. Really?

[D]

Give me the VIN. VIN? That's what this show is powered by. By the way we buy cars over the [e-mail]. i've been doing this for 20 years and I've been buying. Why are we up in. In the northeast zone today? Why the hell on in Pennsylvania radio? I'll explain that later. That's a long story, man. It is, but we're not going to haul the cars back to Texas, this thing tell you. And yes, we have absolute capacity up there to handle it all. Plenty of plant property and equipment. Oh, Nick, good. Nick, the landlord. The landlord is on line one. Hello, Nick.

[F]

Yes.

[D]

Good morning.

[F]

Good morning. Good morning to you.

[D]

You are on the air in. In six states right now. Okay, so my air conditioner's out.

[F]

Unfortunately, not a good time. Not a good time for it to be breaking down.

[D]

No. So Turley said that the guy came in last night and said, whoops, we need a part. Same thing that happened a few years ago. And that's cool, but can he not steal a part off of that suite downstairs?

[F]

No, no. What is it? No, what it is. I know. I know what you're saying. Know what it is? It leaked the Freon something. It's the actual. It actually leaked the free arm completely out. I said, can you pump it back up?

[D]

Right.

[F]

He said it just wouldn't. He needs to get a hold and we're going to look at it on Monday. If it can't be repaired, then he's going to replace the whole unit.

[D]

But I'm in this box without any open windows, and we're going to be on the air until noon here today. And I'm going to start sweating and we might. Have you ever seen those, like psa.

[F]

No, no, no, no, no.

[D]

Let me tell you. Let me. The PSAs where you don't leave your dog in the car.

[C]

Don't leave your radio host in the car.

[D]

Do you know what I'm talking about? Where you leave a dog in the car?

[F]

I definitely got you.

[D]

If you leave the radio host in the car, I mean that with the sun at 100, he might die. And, and I'm such a passionate person with my trade, I will sit here and stay on the radio until I die. So if I die, do you have insurance for my death?

[F]

We don't want you to die, John. We don't want you to die.

[D]

So we need, we need a portico in here.

[F]

Strip down to your shorts, man.

[D]

It's not even that. It's just breathing hot air and dying.

[C]

Ye.

[D]

And I'm not. I'm worried that I'm going to pass. So do we have a portico somewhere? Because I'm serious, Nick. We're going to be sitting here for the next four hours and we're going to get so hot, we're going to die.

[F]

I know. I honestly can't get off the radio.

[D]

I'm stuck. I mean, I like can't leave. I can't say, oh, we got to go, it's too hot. Because then like there'll be dead air all over the country. You think I'm kidding? Go to. Give me the vin.com and look at the network. There's people that are depending on me, Nick. There's people that are depending on you, Nick. They're depending on you to keep me alive. So what now?

[F]

John, John, John. I know, I know because I really honest, I don't know too many AC people that will show up at 11 o' clock at night to try to get you up and running. I tried. My very best buddy.

[D]

We need a port of cool.

[F]

Try to rent one and I'll rent one and I'll pay for it.

[D]

He said he'd pay for it.

[C]

He did.

[D]

Oh, are you Jewish? Are you Greek?

[E]

He's Greek?

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

So you're not, you're not a Jewish landlord?

[F]

Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. There was a Jewish guy that was working for us one time years ago and he said, you know what's worse than a Jew? I said, what? He said, a Greek. I said, man, I said, that kind of hurt a little bit. No, seriously, if you guys can go rent one, rent one. I'll pay for it.

[D]

Okay? That's what we need to do. We need to get one. Okay, now we've answered our. We've come up with a plan. Well, Nick, turn it. Where? Where are you right now?

[F]

Right now? It's laying down.

[D]

All right, we'll put it on the eagle. We're right here with you, man.

[F]

All right.

[D]

You're saving lives, dog. You're saving lives. Don't kill the kid. Kill the car. No, no, it's. Don't trash the car. Trash the kid. No. What's the Dallas kid.

[C]

Turn around. Don't drown. Okay, I'm sorry.

[D]

Turn around. Don't drown.

[C]

Yeah, that's it.

[D]

Don't kill the car. Don't kill the kid.

[C]

Kill the car.

[B]

Don't kill the kid. Don't trash the kid. Trash the car. No. Trash the hotel room.

[D]

We'll be back in a minute. My name is John Clay wolf and I buy cars on the air and. Hello, everyone. It's hot in here.

[C]

See what happens when we're hot.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show.

[D]

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a.

[A]

Look at my wife and realize she's.

[D]

Very plain, but that's just perfect for an amish like me. Is this your shout out to Pennsylvania farm country?

[E]

Yo, what's up, Jebediah?

[A]

Jebediah feeds the chickens.

[D]

And Jacob, Just hanging with my Hereford.

[B]

Belson named Mary after the mother of our lord.

[D]

You don't have any drops from the. When big Al was in here, do you?

[E]

No, no, no.

[D]

Big Al was in the studio with us one day. It was really good time. He was entertaining. It was interesting to see the way he switched from normal dude to big Al.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

When mics were hot versus not sure. Definitely in character. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio is our call in number. If you call in and give me year, make, model and miles, I'll bid your car sight unseen over the radio. That's really how it works. We'll pick them up, we'll pay for them. If we don't beat a carmax off royalty. Hunsy. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 7234. My name is John Claywolf. We're based out of Dallas, Texas, but we have operations in northeast Oklahoma, Houston, everywhere, Arkansas, everywhere, Louisiana. We're buying actually more cars out of Houston than we are in our homeland, which we need to fix.

[E]

We've been on in Houston.

[D]

And the reason and I. And I think that what's going to fix it is we're moving stations. Did I tell you that? Which.

[B]

Which station are we moving? Are you talking about?

[D]

We're leaving the Eagle. September, like August 20th. Whatever. Our last Eagle show.

[B]

Oh, what's the deal?

[D]

Big show announcement.

[C]

Where are we going?

[D]

We're gonna go to 92.5 K. ZPs.

[E]

So August 27th, last time in the Eagle?

[B]

Well, hell yeah.

[C]

You want to hear something funny? It's kind of odd. My career in Dallas started at 92 and a half and it was K A, F, M FM.

[B]

K A, FM.

[C]

So wouldn't it be odd if it ended there?

[D]

Yeah. Well, I think that they're bringing us in to replace Bo and Jim because we're getting so. They're afraid they might be dying.

[C]

I'm not so sure that would be A accurate or B broadcast if it was true. They're not dying.

[D]

They're not.

[C]

Everyone's dying.

[D]

Everybody's dying every day. Yeah. We're leaving the Eagle and we're going to 92.5 Lone Star.

[C]

Lone Star.

[B]

92.5 Lone Star. 92.5, home of Big Al. It's gonna be great.

[D]

It's gonna be great. It's gonna be crazy. It's gonna be fabulous.

[B]

Cuz we're like classic rock guys.

[D]

And like this one, the Northeast stations, we're gonna start picking up our classic rock. This ZZO in. In Pennsylvania is a badass classic.

[B]

They're a serious rocker, man.

[D]

Yes. And the Buzz in Houston is not a serious classic rocker. It is a. It is a. I don't know what you call it.

[B]

Why Houston?

[D]

The buzz? Yeah, it's a little alternative rock.

[B]

Old postmodern.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Alternative, yeah.

[D]

What are they all? What's the alternative? Abba, Alternative versus Green Day, you know.

[B]

Yeah, they're not going too oldie, but the old stuff they play is very hip, very cutting edge. Death Cab for Cutie, Bowie and Depeche Mode.

[D]

Really?

[B]

Yeah, stuff that fits. It's a very interesting format.

[D]

I need to pay more attention to her.

[B]

Love our buzz, guys. We get a lot of great feedback from our buzz listeners, so. But I mean, you know, we fit almost anywhere.

[D]

We've had a lot of bad feedback from some buzz listeners.

[B]

You had a lot of bad fear? They love me.

[D]

You and your Tourette's. Your Tourette's. Did you take your pills before the show?

[B]

I have Tourette's.

[D]

You do have Tourette's?

[B]

Every chick telling everybody.

[C]

That's not it.

[D]

You do have Tourette's?

[C]

Oh God, here we go.

[D]

You've got Tourette's. And is the. Is the delay turned on Turley? Yes. So when he starts cussing, then we can dump him out. That's. That's why we have an internal delay in here. Because when Bobbo starts mf, you know. Do you have any. Do you have any Tourette's examples?

[E]

I can't play any Tourette's examples.

[D]

Oh yeah, they're too rough.

[C]

Yes, it'd be a little rough, wouldn't it? By definition.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

It's like I'm addressing a rodeo arena full of small children.

[C]

Portable evaporative cooler for 400 bucks.

[D]

Whatever.

[C]

Home Depot.

[D]

It's a rent or buy.

[C]

That's buying.

[E]

The Nick's paying for it.

[D]

Yeah, buy it and we'll give it to him and he can keep it in his inventory for next.

[C]

Says it covers 1600 square feet.

[E]

Oh, that's plenty.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Yeah, I'm hot. How does this get worse?

[B]

I mean, how are we gonna load it up?

[E]

Yeah, how big is it?

[D]

I mean, when she asked me how big it was, I told her it's all in perception to my hands. You know, beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. She had big hands.

[C]

Easy horse.

[D]

I love that she had big hands.

[B]

A lot of guys are bothering.

[D]

Nothing worse than a big handed woman. Makes you look like you're not what you should be. Give me a hand, baby. Give me your hand.

[B]

Give me a hand.

[D]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number. It's time for everybody to start waking up.

[C]

You gotta hook this one up to a garden hose. We don't have a garden hose.

[D]

Right, you gotta.

[C]

We don't have that.

[D]

Well, can you hook it up to a sink?

[C]

No, it's.

[D]

And then run. Run it like with it with an end that goes. I hear you. It's a problem. We've got a problem here.

[C]

Yeah, we don't have a garden hose.

[D]

Do you have a replay that we can hit if it gets crazy in here? Hot at 11?

[E]

I can find something.

[D]

Yeah, okay.

[B]

There's gotta be like. I mean he's got landscaping and actual.

[D]

Plants and shrubs, hoses around.

[B]

Just call water that stuff. That's.

[C]

There's a sprinkler system. We. I don't know that we can tap into it.

[B]

I guarantee you the.

[D]

Do you have your. You know our target demographic. JD is Mexican. 65 to 90.

[C]

I don't think so.

[D]

And I bet there's some guys in listening right now that can help you tap into that sprinkler.

[C]

I bet, I bet so. Yes.

[B]

And I'm sure there's a way.

[C]

I'm sure the landlord's just screaming at the radio right now.

[B]

He's a Mexican. You know, the old tai chi instructor down the hall from us is sitting cross legged on the floor. Probably doesn't turn his AC on at all. 4:00 clock in the afternoon.

[D]

We could use his parts.

[B]

Yeah, he's eating a beetle and just reflecting on life. And he's fine, dude, he's fine. We are crying, weeping openly like children.

[D]

I'm fine right now. I'm worried about a few hours from now.

[B]

You said Turley's got whiskey and it.

[C]

Says because it has that worked out yesterday for performance. It adds tons of humidity to the air. Is that going to screw up the equipment?

[D]

Well, the. When all the. When the roof fell in about five years ago and it flooded everything. It didn't.

[E]

Everybody's listening. Thinks, man, they must be doing this show from a shack.

[D]

We're in a very nice office building, elevator, the works. The AC went out. And it's hot. It's real hot. It's all right. It's hot and wet. All right if you're with a woman, but ain't worth a damn if you're in the jungle. Is that how it goes?

[F]

Hot?

[D]

Is that right, fool?

[B]

Was it hot? Yeah.

[D]

There's a blinking red light. Does that mean I need to go? That means I need to go. We'll be back in a minute. Guys on hold. Go ahead and give us year, make, model, miles. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay. We'll be right back.

[B]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolf man on the radio. We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show, powered by GiveMeTheven.com.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[D]

Temple of Dogs getting back together. When the.

[E]

What was the date? September, I believe to look it back up. They're not going to be coming into the southwest.

[D]

That's all up east. Yeah.

[E]

East and west coast. Of course. You know where grunge started.

[D]

Sure.

[E]

Would be a really cool show to see though. I mean, it's basically Pearl Jam with Chris Cornell.

[D]

But is better gonna join him.

[E]

He's been hinting at it. Yeah. That he's gonna be joining him.

[C]

Wow.

[E]

He doesn't really sing a lot. It's more background and you know, of course, hunger strike. He's in that.

[B]

That'd be awesome.

[E]

Oh, it would be great.

[D]

How does it go, Baba? The I'm gone. Hungry.

[B]

Hungry.

[D]

Right? That's it? That's all you got. You know how it goes.

[B]

Cause I'm hungry. That's all I know, man.

[D]

I'm going hungry. I'm going hungry. That's what I said. That's what I was wanting you to do. Because I can't do that properly. And you can't say, well, I don't.

[B]

Know about the Pearl Jam, man.

[D]

It's not Pearl Jam, dude. It's Temple of the Dog.

[B]

I'm a. I'm a dog. There you go. See, I'm a Boston guy, man.

[D]

Yeah, Boston. The dude's daddy blew his head off.

[B]

Cars. Van Halen guy. I don't know about the Pearl Jam.

[D]

Did you know the lead singer for Boston's Dead?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Did you know that the lead guitarist for Boston is a jerk?

[B]

Tom Schultz.

[D]

What everybody says.

[C]

Oh, what everybody says.

[D]

We'll just repeat it. He says he's a jerk. Well, they says he's an. Yeah, he says he's a. They say he's a senator. Ted Cruz.

[B]

He's a genius, man.

[D]

He's a genius, but he's meanie.

[B]

And were you ever. Flashback, six months ago, Was anybody here under the throes of that Ted Cruz hypnotism, that hold.

[D]

Yes, I'd like to talk about that. Lori. Good morning. You've been on hold for a minute. I promise you'd get you. Good morning. Where are you calling from?

[F]

Corinth.

[D]

Corinth. Otherwise known as Lake Louisville.

[F]

Well, it's hardening, kind of.

[D]

Are you a country girl?

[F]

Well, I was born and raised in Denton.

[D]

Yeah. Did you go to Denton High?

[F]

Do what?

[D]

How old were you when you lost your virginity, John?

[F]

Really?

[D]

Yes. I wanted to compare that to the inner city girls because the old saying was that if you traveled, you know, it's kind of like fishing, offshore.

[C]

No, no, no.

[D]

The better fish are, you know, 100 miles offshore.

[C]

Right.

[B]

Really?

[D]

Yeah. And I was just asking Lori here if that was true.

[B]

Saying I always heard was 15 will get you 20.

[C]

Yeah, that would have been in buoy.

[D]

Laurie, let's get back to your car.

[C]

Yeah, what a great idea.

[D]

Laurie, you there?

[F]

I'm here.

[D]

05 Dodge Durango is a leather cloth.

[F]

It's cloth.

[D]

Is it a six cylinder? An eight?

[F]

I'm not sure. I know it's got a V8 motor in it.

[D]

Can't you hear the whiners in Houston? He asked her winning. She lost her virginity.

[C]

Oh, man.

[B]

Thank God.

[D]

I'm sorry.

[C]

Thank God that JD did his whining. Thing.

[D]

I'm offended. I was going to yard sales. Yeah, I was going to yard sales. Are you driving around going to yard sales with your toddler in the backseat?

[B]

Now I have to explain to my 16 year old daughter what virginity is.

[C]

Yeah, you probably do.

[F]

I do have, I do actually have a toddler in the back seat.

[D]

Oh, how old is she?

[F]

He, he, he just turned four.

[D]

Okay, tell him flushed and puckered. Tell him high five to us. Four is a fun age. I've got a bunch of kids too.

[F]

Yeah, he's got an attitude though, I.

[C]

Can tell you that.

[D]

Does he walk, does he walk around in spider man and Hulk outfits all the time?

[F]

Well, he used to wear a spider man outfit, but he kind of gave that up.

[D]

My two and a half year old, his name is Baby Day self pronounced. He named himself Baby Dae Dae and he talks about Baby Dae Dae in the third person as superhero characters and like he'll have on his, you know, Hulk smash deal. And you don't, you know, mommy, go get Baby Dae Dae a sandwich. If you don't get baby Dayday sandwich, you'll get angry and you won't like Baby Day Dae when he gets angry.

[C]

I just say you allow this behavior to continue.

[D]

It's so damn funny.

[B]

Okay, all right.

[C]

So is it going to be funny when he's 14? At what age are you going to stop at?

[D]

You think he'll. I mean, go ahead.

[F]

His name is Zachary and we call him Doodle.

[D]

That's fun.

[C]

But he didn't call himself Baby Doodle and tell you and talk in the third person. Right.

[D]

It's like a rap hood handle.

[F]

Well, he really, he really actually thinks that name is Doodle, but it's Zachary.

[C]

I give up.

[F]

So you asked what his name is and he goes, I'm Doodle.

[D]

This, this Durango, does it have a third row seat or do you know you don't like Durango when they don't have third row seat. Now that sounds oriental in in nature.

[C]

Yes, it does.

[D]

Too high. Too high. No Reese. No Reese purchase. No Reese. Too high.

[C]

That's enough.

[D]

Is this thing worth more than four grand? Oh, I lost her. Are you there, Lori?

[F]

I'm here. I'm here.

[D]

Will you sell it for four grand?

[F]

No. Will you sell it for 45,000 miles?

[D]

Will you sell it for 4, 500?

[F]

No.

[D]

Will you sell it for five grand?

[C]

No.

[D]

Are you married or divorced now? We're crossing the line. You know, if we're gonna go past the Money?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

What else comes with it?

[C]

The answer is nothing.

[F]

I just kind of wanted to know what it was worth.

[D]

I mean, the money's fine, but if we're going past five, I'll talk about it. I'm not afraid to go there. But I need to know more about you. Oh, my God.

[F]

Okay, what do you want to know?

[D]

Well, I mean, I just, you know, can you add me as a friend on Facebook, Give me a current picture? All right, well, shoot, shoot. Go to givemetheven.com and click email jcw and send me some pics and you. And write me a little note and maybe we'll have some cocktails and if Six buys the car and we'll figure it all out. Leave the kid at home, though. This is not kid friendly where I'm going. 800-807-234.

[C]

800 radio. It's the heat, folks. It's the heat.

[B]

That was one of the fun ones.

[C]

It's 90 degrees in here.

[D]

It's 98 degrees here in the studios at the JCW show.

[C]

And we've all taken off all the clothes we choose to.

[D]

I'm in my underwear.

[C]

I know.

[D]

You know, our old saying is give me the vin.com. it's so easy. You can do it in your underwear.

[C]

Today we're proving it.

[D]

It's fixing to be so easy you can do it commando.

[C]

Oh, my God, no.

[D]

Sell us your car.

[B]

So easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[D]

JD have you ever been to like, probably a health club. Yes. Where all the men sit around nude.

[C]

Actually, you know what? I've been to a spa that happens. It's called the Lions Spa in Dallas. And I was very. I didn't know that until I went in there. And everybody's naked. I mean, naked.

[D]

The Fort Worth Club in Fort Worth, when you go downstairs, there's a buffet, there's leather chairs, there's a swimming pool, and everyone is nude.

[C]

Is that at the buffet?

[D]

Yes. Oh, get out of here. Sit there in dying in the news.

[C]

Oh, that's disgusting.

[D]

It's. But I. I think we're fixing.

[B]

We're.

[D]

You and I are fixing to know each other better here in a minute.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Because I think we're all going to be sitting here naked in this. The air condition went out in the studio.

[C]

It wouldn't bother me.

[D]

There's no windows in the studio. There's no air in here. There's a lot of windows and the sun is on the windows. And I think nudity is going to be the only Option. So if you're. We need to offset all this. The sausage fest. Jesus. So we're going to need to bring something in. I don't. We need to bring something in.

[C]

We.

[D]

We need listeners to come support us.

[B]

Oh, so you talking like old Egyptian fanning girls. No, I don't believe that would work.

[D]

That would work. Hey, Chris. A 08 Hyundai Tiburon with 175.

[F]

Yes, sir.

[D]

I think that car is worth like $300.

[F]

You think so?

[D]

Maybe four.

[F]

Maybe four.

[D]

Maybe four. What do you think it's worth?

[F]

I don't know. I think it's worth more than that. It still runs like the first day I bought it.

[D]

What will you take for it? That's really what matters. 400,000? No, no. 175 on an 08 Hyundai, man. I mean, I could come up with some bad analogies and maybe I will, but.

[C]

No doubt.

[D]

No, I mean, you know, you've got a. You've got a. Cars timeout. What's the. How old are you, Chris?

[F]

24.

[D]

What's the oldest woman you've ever made love to?

[F]

I don't know. I can't put a number on it.

[D]

No. What? No, no, no. Not, not. You're not. I'm not looking for your total count. I'm saying the oldest woman that you've ever sacked.

[F]

I don't know, say 28cc.

[D]

You've never had that Cougar moment and gone into the 50s?

[C]

No.

[D]

Why not? Why not?

[F]

Like maybe, maybe like you're saying it's a used car. Maybe you just want to let them.

[D]

You know, this one would be like hitting 92 year old grandma at the nursing home, Right? So what would you pay for that, Chris? All right, that's. That's what your car's worth. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800800 radio.

[E]

Great analogy.

[D]

Nothing traditional.

[B]

Palm frond fanning girls. Okay, I'm [e-mail].

[C]

Are you really gonna follow? He locked on this since you talked about it. Yeah.

[B]

You have Fort Worth out calls. Okay. It says morning out specials. I'm waiting for you, daddy.

[D]

You're gonna bring a hooker over here to Fanis?

[B]

Well, I mean, who you gonna call?

[E]

Nick will pay for it.

[C]

Ghostbusters.

[D]

The landlord said he'd pay for it.

[B]

He said he'd pay for it?

[C]

I don't think. Get him on the hookers.

[D]

Do they have to be hookers or just service providers?

[E]

Yeah, they're providing a service to cool us down.

[B]

That's all I'm saying. Man, it doesn't matter.

[D]

I just need. Yeah, this is gonna get bad. There's a problem.

[B]

Little air.

[D]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Wallace Edwards is in here early today because he's worried that it's going to get so hot. Do his deal. Wallace, we're going to have to get you on the next segment. All right.

[B]

Okay. John.

[D]

Yeah. We only have two minutes left of this segment and I can't get your whole. That's okay.

[B]

I'm on the phone with Charlie Gilchrist.

[D]

Of the Ford Store.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

We're just talking about a tee off time.

[D]

Charlie, before we go. Yes. Catch me up on baseball. Why are the Rangers dying?

[E]

Well, it's because they don't have pitching right now. They have two pitchers. You Darvish, who's not performing up to par because his injury last season. So he's trying to come back from Tommy John surgery and Cole Hamills and that's it. When you only have two pitchers, you know when you lose 14 out of 17.

[D]

Look at our bats and look at our numbers. They're not there. We're not scoring any points either. Yeah. Has nothing to do with our pitchers.

[E]

Astros are catching up.

[D]

What about The Yanks?

[E]

Yanks are.500 team. They have pitching but they can't hit.

[D]

See, Turley's. Turley is a Democrat and he loves the Yanks. And I'm a Republican redneck.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And other things. And I love the Rangers. And Bobbo is a floater.

[B]

I'm a floater.

[C]

That's what I heard.

[B]

How so?

[C]

That's what everyone says during the break.

[D]

I'll go pinch one off in there and I'll show you what a floater.

[C]

Oh, by the way, there's about 10ft of cool air still in the bathroom. So don't open the door and leave it open.

[B]

And don't ruin the only good air we've got.

[C]

Yeah, it's a really good air.

[D]

So are the Yankees contenders.

[E]

Charlie, for a wild car, it's going to be. It's going to take a miracle for them to. To get that wild card spot. They'll have to play because they were 500 teams. So they're going to have to play at least 10 games over.500 to catch that wild card.

[D]

Hang on just a second. Talk to these people. Hey, you. What's your name? Who are you? What are you doing? Why you want. Why you call me? You there calling me? Yeah. Can you hold on just a minute? Hang on, hang on, hang on. Hang On. Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. Hey, are you there?

[F]

Yes, I'm here.

[D]

We. We. Hold on.

[F]

Yep.

[D]

All right. It'll be three minutes. 800-800-723-48800 radio. Or just go to givemetheven.com be right back.

[A]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[D]

This is a pretty good jam in it, Bobo.

[B]

Outstanding.

[D]

Like, it gets better the more you listen to it.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

This is one of Skynyrd's best licks. That's not a big hit, or it really is. Yeah. Tuesday's gone. Sunday. Their best in my book. But this song's got that hook in it. When they get into the chorus in a minute, you know what happened. Let me. Let me just be completely forthcoming and honest.

[B]

Tell me, tell me.

[D]

So we were talking about all these edibles from Colorado.

[B]

Right?

[D]

Right. And I decided I need to try some on. So I got in the airplane and flew to the border. Wait. Turn it Up, Turkey. A good tune. And I tried it on. Oh. I had me a chibachu.

[B]

Really?

[D]

And I found Skinner again.

[B]

Dude.

[D]

I'm. I'm serious. I mean, some people find. Jesus.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

You found Skinner.

[D]

I found Skinner. Yeah. I found Ronnie Van Zandt.

[C]

It's the only way. Skinner sounds good.

[D]

Oh, jee. Wow.

[C]

I just wanted to see if we get real hate mail. I was kidding. I'm kidding.

[D]

Kidding. But I caught this. I was listening to the Muscle Shoals album, The original recording of 71. Yeah. And I hit this. Oh. I was like, whoa. Yeah. Those edibles. If you eat. Here's the instructions, boys and girls, firsthand. Like the lady from the New York Times that did the story. I'll give you my story. Hang on for an hour. Be in a good place. Take half of what they're telling you. You should take half. Literally. Turn up a little bit too early. That's part of it. And you will just set right. Set right. It's a body buzz. It's not a head buzz.

[B]

Absolutely agree.

[D]

And it's. It's odd. And. And plan on being that way for four hours.

[C]

God, really? That bad?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Why would you. Why would you want to do that?

[D]

Why do you water skiing? Why. Why do you.

[C]

I guess you got a point. For the experience.

[D]

Why does Bobo cruise through the back page?

[C]

Well, I know why. There's experience.

[D]

He's looking for an experience. That experience why did you used to be an alcoholic?

[C]

That was just to escape a life.

[D]

What? Oh, your old life of the restaurant show?

[C]

Just my life in general. No, I don't blame Russ. I don't blame anybody.

[D]

Hey, you need to. You need to get square with him.

[C]

I do, actually.

[D]

No, I'm to tell you something. I heard that he's. He's. He's been having health problems.

[C]

Really?

[D]

Yeah. Yeah. And that's why he was off the air for a while.

[C]

Health. I mean, real health issues.

[D]

Yes, yes. I know nothing about the details, but y' all are getting up there a little bit. Y' all were buddies.

[C]

We're buddies.

[D]

And you need to get a hold of him and apologize.

[C]

I do. You're right. You're right.

[D]

I need. What if he dies?

[C]

I need you to.

[D]

What if he dies? The last sentiment between you and he were Richie Witt's words in the Dallas observer, where you were saying a bunch of mean stuff.

[E]

Explain to who Russ Martin is.

[D]

Russ Martin was. Is JD's old co host of the Russ Martin showed that they were. They were freaking frack Bob and Tom, thick as thieves for a gazillion years. They did TV show radio, and they broke up and they had a bad breakup, and JD got mad.

[C]

I didn't get mad.

[D]

Well, you told him.

[C]

I just. No, I just quit. I just quit. Walk away.

[D]

Y' all got fired. It was easy to walk away when you got fired.

[C]

That's not really fired. We got. They changed formats at the station. Why? Because they went to sports.

[D]

They were firing.

[C]

No, they went to sports.

[D]

You carried the station.

[C]

It went to sports, and we weren't sports.

[B]

Right. So we all walk away sometimes. But you never walk back, though. No, I never walk back.

[D]

Tony Romo got fired.

[C]

I was done. Done. I was just done. It was just time for my life to go a different direction.

[B]

But here's what happens in J.D. ryan's charm life. If Russ dies, he'll leave J.D. $3 million to do with what he was.

[C]

Probably. Anyway, you're right.

[B]

And we're sitting here with no air conditioner.

[C]

There is an amends to be made.

[D]

Russ, if you're listening, call in. JD wants to apologize.

[E]

Seriously?

[D]

800, 800 radio.

[C]

We don't make amends. We don't make amends on the radio.

[D]

Oh, why not?

[C]

Because we don't. It's a private matter between two people.

[D]

Where yalls whole. Where y' all created all your masterpieces.

[C]

We were friends long before the masterpiece piece.

[D]

Okay, well, you've got a lot of explaining to Do.

[C]

I do what?

[D]

What I do. You need to call him and apologize.

[C]

Yeah, you don't even. You don't have a clue what you're talking about. Not even a clue.

[D]

You know you need to. You need to apologize.

[C]

Don't help me with my amendments. It's mine.

[D]

Blaming your alcoholism.

[C]

I never blamed him. I never.

[D]

This all started off with Leonard Skynyrd and Jesus Christ and Joel Osteen and Cheap Chew edibles. What? And then you. Are you still high?

[C]

Are you still high? No.

[B]

Chiba zone.

[E]

No, we're good. We got plenty of time.

[D]

I got a bunch of people to talk to.

[C]

Speaking of dope.

[D]

No. Oh, I got one story for you, Eric. Hold on just a sec. JD's got a story.

[C]

British Airways.

[D]

JD's long winded, Eric, so hang on.

[C]

Hang on for a while. British Airways jet was on its way from London to Crete this week and had to make an emergency landing. After the cabin crew smelled marijuana in the cabin, the fire crews rushed aboard. Russia bore down. I'm sure they did. Let's breathe that in. They said the smell was unmistakable. The plane turned around, they were in the air about 90 minutes. Cost the airline about 100 grand.

[D]

It's a lie, but go ahead.

[C]

That's what they're saying. It cost them. And they had to bring the thing back. And they never did find out who was smoking the dope, but somebody on the airplane was smoking dope. And they said it was unmistakable what the smell was.

[E]

How do they not know? Is everybody else in the plane just not narcs? Is that what they're. They're saying? Well, I'm not going to.

[D]

That's why they needed. If they'd have had Gummy bears or Tootsie Rolls.

[C]

It was a little. Yeah, exact. You had had an edible and it.

[D]

Would have lasted the whole way.

[B]

There's a way to do that, though, you know. You remember those little sneaky toke deals and you. You get your big liner real close and you just. I mean, it doesn't take a second.

[D]

No, Bob, we don't remember that.

[B]

And you're in. It's back in your pocket before anybody sees.

[C]

You wait two hours for the plane to land.

[B]

The thing is, you have to exhale, man. And there's no device to help you right there. Because that smell.

[D]

That smell comes. What my guys from boarding school did, they took a 2 liter bottle of Coke, drilled holes in the bottom, packed it full of bounce sheets.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

So they created a filter and they blow into the Bottle through the bounce sheets out the deal. Crack the window in the dorm, put a little fan next to the window. So you blow through the homemade filter into the fan out the door. It works like a champ.

[B]

Brilliant.

[D]

Yeah, that is brilliant. Well, that's what private schools will get, you see.

[B]

But on an airplane, though.

[D]

Hey, Eric. Good morning. You're on the air.

[B]

That takes a execution.

[F]

Good morning.

[C]

How are you doing?

[D]

Good. Oh, six BMW 3 Series with 128. What's wrong with it?

[B]

Anything broke?

[F]

No, got a clean, clean record.

[D]

Okay. Because a lot of them, just when they get up in the miles, they start having issues. I'm about a four grand buyer.

[F]

That's about a four grand car.

[B]

Yep.

[D]

And if you'd like to sell it to me, go to givemetheven.com, put the VIN number, the miles say Wolf hit this at four grand on the radio. We wanted to see pictures. And then we'll pull a carfax and auto check and all that stuff and get with it. 09 Corolla XLE with 55. Chris, is this thing worth $6,000?

[F]

We're looking for a little bit more.

[D]

It's an 09. What year are we in? Bob, what year is it?

[B]

2016, sir.

[D]

So what's 16 minus 09?

[B]

That's about seven years.

[D]

Okay. And it's a little car. And I hit a six grand, Chris. Bobbo thinks I'm putting enough in it. Why do you think it's worth more?

[F]

Because it's in.

[D]

Because it's a what?

[F]

It's in mint condition.

[D]

Okay. Does it have sunroof and leather?

[F]

Does have a sunroof.

[D]

Does not have leather.

[C]

No.

[D]

No. Dead cows in the seats. What does it take to buy the car?

[F]

Hang on.

[E]

Oh, he's got to look it up or he's got.

[D]

No, he's got his wife.

[F]

No, I was just. We got an offer for like 6,700 for somebody else.

[D]

Okay. Who's somebody else?

[F]

Who is that?

[D]

Let's just talk openly.

[F]

Vandergrift. Toyota Vandergrift.

[D]

Well, that's ironic because that's really who I would be selling it to. Vandergrift, Toyota is one of my best friends. So Charlie Evans over there is a good buddy, and here's what I do know. He'll give seven. So because that's when I hit you at six. I was gonna go to 65. Then I was gonna sell to him for seven. So go over there and tell them Wolf said you'll give seven and we want to do the deal, whatever it is y' all are working on over there.

[F]

All right. Well, I appreciate it.

[D]

Tell. Nope, I don't. You can go to givemetheven.com. give me the. Give. Give me the vin.com and load it in and we will bid it online. That deal, we just email off offers. I mean, we've got buyers in the other room. And you go to. Give me the vin.com. it takes just a second and we'll send off an offer letter and. Oh, nine Cls with 50. Mr. Cooper.

[F]

Yes, sir.

[D]

What color Mercedes have you got?

[F]

Black.

[D]

What? 832 area code. What? Where is that?

[F]

Houston.

[D]

Houston. I want to hear from someone in Pennsylvania or New Jersey. Y' all call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Boogie check. Boogie check. Air check. I want to make sure we're on up there. We're on. Westwood One is. That's how we're distributed. But today's a start of that northeast corridor, and I want to make sure it's working. Okay, back to you, Mr. Coop. 50,000 miles, black CLS, leather roof, nav. Anything wrong with it?

[F]

No.

[D]

Big wheels, small are the regular wheels.

[F]

AMG package.

[D]

So it's a sport pack. It's got the. Is it a C63?

[F]

No.

[D]

Okay.

[F]

550 with a sports pack. Okay.

[D]

Any dummy lights on? Check engine, abs, all that crap?

[F]

No. Clean.

[D]

Everything's ready to go. Is it 20,000 bucks?

[F]

20,000. Oh. Thinking a little more than that, but aren't we all. I didn't hear you.

[D]

That's what she said, too. And that can be applied across several conversations between men and women. It's a 20 grand rig, plus or minus a nickel. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up, get us some pictures. Say John said 20. I'll take X for it. I've got a room in the other. There's a trading desk in this building and it's full of. Give me the VIN buyers. They will. They will get right on it. And they'll email you and text you. We don't bug people. We don't. We don't. You know, it's just real straight up business. Just like we're doing right now. 8008-0072-3480-0800 reader. Sean, good morning on the air.

[B]

Good morning, sir.

[F]

How you doing?

[D]

I'm good.

[F]

Longtime listener. Love the show.

[D]

Thanks. Longtime listener, first time caller.

[B]

That's great, man.

[F]

And I was just actually listening to your show and listening to you about Russ Martin. And I actually know why he was sick and everything, if you're want to know.

[D]

You know, I. Since we're on the same station. I got it. He and I have had a little bit of a sketchy past. I don't even know the guy. But since I'm kind of a smart ass talker and he is too, and we're on the same stick, you know what I'm saying? There's been a few stabs over the years, back and forth and especially since I'm married to his ex wife, jd.

[F]

Oh, really?

[D]

Yeah. Jd.

[F]

Okay, nice.

[D]

You know, he threw JD out and he kept the kids and then I picked him up and so, I mean, do you have an ex wife?

[F]

Two.

[D]

Okay. What mean. Are you home? Are you buddies with their new. With their new men?

[F]

No, sir.

[D]

Well, I think that's what Reston like me is because I've got his ex wife.

[F]

Okay.

[D]

And jnjd and. But anyway, so it wouldn't be my place to be talking about his ailments. Really. All I was saying is that JD was really bad to him and he needs to get a hold of him and. And he needs to apologize. Right. Publicly.

[F]

I would. I would agree if tomorrow never comes.

[D]

Because what if? You know, what if. And since we're fixing to leave the Eagle, right. We're going to 925 in September. I don't know if you heard that part.

[F]

Oh, really?

[D]

Yeah. We're out of here. We're out of here. By design. By design. So when you're missing us in September, jump over 92.5. That's where we'll be.

[C]

Hold that.

[B]

Hello.

[C]

And I've been over there working on the air conditioner. What are you saying over here?

[D]

No, no, you shut up. What are you saying about me having a conversation with Sean?

[B]

He said you were very nice man and that you were down on luck.

[C]

I was not down on my love a relationship.

[B]

And he picked you up off the street.

[D]

That's just. Now you sound like my 7 year old telling on my. My wife what happened when she wasn't there.

[C]

That's accurate.

[D]

Okay, Sean, thank you. No, I don't want details on. I just want JD to get a hold of Russ and make up with him A, before we leave and B, before he dies. If he's gonna die or one of them's gonna die first and they don't need to.

[E]

They don't.

[F]

I don't think he's gonna die anytime soon, so.

[D]

Well, J.D. might die.

[C]

That could happen shortly after I kill you.

[D]

JD's gonna die of alcoholism.

[C]

No, I'm not.

[D]

808. Dear Lord.

[B]

That's terrible, dude.

[D]

What's terrible?

[B]

The way you treating jd.

[C]

Trying to work on the air conditioner and you're over here talking crap about it.

[B]

I totally agree. You get all laid down and beat and that's my job.

[D]

Oh, really?

[B]

You're trying to take my job?

[D]

Mr. Hanky, over here, the floater. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[C]

You get crabby.

[D]

Bill, are you in New Jersey?

[F]

I am in New Jersey.

[D]

Our first Yankee caller. Gentlemen, good to see you up there.

[B]

How you doing?

[D]

Hey, we doing good. We don't have much time. He's got a 10 insight, that's a hybrid. It's the worst car in the world. Nobody wants him. Typical of somebody from New Jersey that probably is a Pats fan. Right?

[B]

That's a good car.

[F]

Not a Pat fan. Originally from Detroit.

[D]

Well, do you, do you like the Lions?

[F]

I do.

[D]

So do you, do you pay women to like tie you up and beat the hell out of you too? You know, the whole S and M deal. I mean, I mean, Lions fans are sadomasochist, but we're. Hey, go to givemetheven.com because I've got to rent a commercial break. Load this up. I'll buy your car. I'm just playing with you, Bill. Thanks for calling in 800-800-ROAD. My name is John Clay Wolf and I will be here for a while.

[B]

Smoke them if you got them, G. We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show, powered by givemethevin.com.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[D]

Morning, everybody. Good day, Bobboy. What's going on, jd?

[C]

Good morning, John Clay.

[D]

Our air conditioner is gone. Went out in the building last night in the work. We had the landlord, the building owner on the phone earlier and he told us to go rent a Porticool. Now what's nice is some people heard us.

[C]

Yes, people in the same complex here heard it and said you can borrow.

[D]

They heard us on the radio.

[C]

Right.

[D]

Okay. They ran up here and brought us.

[C]

An AC and they brought us a portable air conditioner.

[D]

What's the name of their business? Cuz we owe them a plug.

[C]

I'll have to download. It's the salon, but I don't know the name of it.

[D]

All right, we need to give her a nice big plug.

[C]

Very nice of It.

[D]

So they run us up at portable.

[C]

Air conditioning, portable air conditioner. And the guys are. Your people. Grab the wrong remote. So they're up here punching at it. Remote. And it's not turning on.

[D]

Well, see, Charlie started drinking them yesterday at noon, and they're still affected by hungover. Yes, that's what it is.

[C]

So we're looking at the thing, and it's a. It's one brand and the remote's a different brand. So they go down and get the remote. So it's turned on now. Thank you to the salon people.

[D]

So what we did, we buy cars, right, @givemetheven.com and you guys can go to givemetheven.com all day today right now and get a email offer letter sent to you from our buy team. And Charlie was going to motivate him because he's one of the managers over there, right. And he thought it'd be a great idea to increase morale in general.

[C]

It can be.

[D]

And one of the. One of the buyers walked in yesterday at 11:30, right, with a cocktail, and he's like, have you tried this, John? I'm like, what is. It's not alcohol. He's like, yeah. And I had a sip. I was like, holy hell.

[C]

What?

[D]

Turley brought it all to us since it's Friday. Thought it'd be a good idea.

[E]

Beer cart, Friday at 11:30 in the morning. It's 12:30. Come on.

[C]

Somewhere.

[D]

Well, is that normal operating? I mean, when. One thing that an old man taught me a long time ago is never drink at an auction. So when I go to these car auctions and buy cars all the time, I never, ever drink. And I've kind of tried it once, and I see what he's talking about. Yeah, your brain's going. So if we're throwing around 50 grand. 20 grand. 3, 575, 000. You know, being wasted is probably not the best thing. I think I would rather fly an airplane drunk than bid cars drunk.

[C]

Wow. Well, there's less. There's less decisions to make momentarily in a plane, which you're flying once you're up.

[B]

I don't know about auctions, but I'll tell you, there are situations where, you know, performance wise. Yeah, a cocktailer. Three is just the thing.

[D]

I hear you like this. And this. Anyway, have some leftover beer and booze.

[E]

If you want some.

[D]

Charlie, Charlie, Charlie. With the 2010 GMC. Good morning.

[F]

Hello?

[D]

Hey. Hey, you there?

[F]

Yeah, I'm here.

[D]

Where are you calling us from?

[F]

Still Water, Oklahoma.

[D]

Stillwater, Oklahoma. Now, where did the Cowboys get voted in? Not that it matters, but your football team, where were they predicted in the top 25 this year? I didn't look.

[F]

I'm not sure. In the top 25. I believe it's predicted winning a second or conference right now.

[D]

And. Oh, you was predicted to be the winner of the Big 12, right? Correct.

[F]

Correct.

[D]

Yeah, that makes sense. Why does your truck have such low miles, which I appreciate, by the way?

[F]

Be honest, I couldn't tell you. I've owned it for two years. I bought it with 37,000 miles on it.

[D]

Okay.

[F]

And I put 10,000 miles on it in two years.

[D]

She got it wrong. She put 7,000 miles. How many miles are on it now?

[F]

47,000.

[D]

Okay, she just missed the four. It's a four wheel drive, extended cab or crew cab? Chevy truck, GMC truck.

[F]

It's a crew cab.

[D]

Four wheel drive or two?

[F]

Four wheel drive sle. Two.

[D]

I mean, you live in Oklahoma. I mean, they take your Indian card if you didn't have a four wheel drive. Ah, five. Three sle. Sle, too. So it's cloth, but the good wheels.

[F]

Yes. Got a backup camera in your mirror and that's about it.

[D]

What are you. Are you just looking to sell it or you want to trade it in?

[F]

I'm just looking to sell it at the moment.

[D]

2010 with 47 is worth. Is it worth. Is it worth. Is it worth 17 grand? Does that sound right?

[F]

That's pretty close, what I'm looking for.

[D]

Well, you go to Give me the VIN. VIN. Get the VIN number. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up, say we'll hit this at 17 grand the air. Please confirm and send us a couple of pictures and we'll do a deal with you.

[F]

All right, thanks.

[D]

Thank you. And that goes for anybody. Yes, we're in Dallas, Texas, and yes, east coast listeners and down south listeners, but we have boots on the ground in all the cities that you're hearing us on right now. There's, I think we're on in 12 cities. Every city we have people on the ground. We overnight checks, we pick the cars up, we inspect them at your house real quick. But really we do it mostly with pictures and your description to us. If you want to lie to us, that's all fun. But once we see the car, if it's not what you said it was, then we got to adjust it.

[E]

Did a couple times this week.

[D]

Yes. A little more lately. Yeah, no more than. I mean, we've been doing this for years, but the Liar factor has been highlighted.

[E]

I think it's the summer heat that's hot, man.

[D]

How about the gal that tried to pinch one off on us that had a totaled Taurus yesterday? Yeah, that was totally hail. And she was just irate that we weren't going to give our bid. And I'm like, lady, it's got $6,000 in hail. Well, you said 12 grand. Yeah, but you didn't tell me it was total.

[E]

A little hail is a lot different than a whole car covered with fist full size dents on it.

[D]

I mean, how much was your hail check? She wouldn't talk about that. Yeah. 04 Toyota Celica GTS. Jake, where are you calling from?

[F]

Sunbury, Pennsylvania.

[D]

Pennsylvania?

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

How the hell did we wind up in Pennsylvania, Turley?

[E]

It's a great question, Sean. I would never have guessed we'd be in.

[D]

Jake, were you surprised when you turned on your radio this morning and heard us.

[F]

Yeah, I have us down now.

[D]

You what?

[F]

I can't hear what you're saying. I'm in the car now.

[D]

No, I said, were you surprised when you turned on your radio this morning and heard us on zzo?

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

Do we, do we fit in up there? Are we standing out like a sore thumb or. I mean, have you been listening to ZZO for years?

[F]

No, no, I just happen to have it on them.

[D]

Okay. 2004. Jake just wants to talk about the car. 2004 Celica GTS. Is it rusty?

[F]

Is it what?

[D]

Rusty. Does it have rust?

[F]

Oh, no, no, no rust. No, no rust.

[D]

Okay. Is it leather?

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

Is it a stick or an automatic? Average, rough or clean?

[F]

Excuse me?

[D]

Average, rough or clean condition.

[F]

It's in. It's in very good condition. It's not showroom, but it. There's. There, there's hardly any marks on it. All the inside's perfect. Outside a couple little marks.

[D]

Is four grand buy it?

[F]

Excuse me?

[D]

Does four grand buy it with a hundred thousand miles?

[F]

I was thinking about five. About five.

[D]

Okay, well, I might go to five if I see the pictures. Okay, so can you go to givemetheven.com and shoot us the VIN number and shoot us some pictures? Say, John, bid it at 4. I'll take 5.

[F]

Okay. Okay, I'll do that and then we'll.

[D]

Do this deal and then you can call in next week and explain the listeners how it went down.

[F]

I'm sorry.

[D]

All right, Frank. Good morning, Pennsylvania. Plymouth Barracuda. Are we out of time?

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Hey, Frank. On a Cuda. On a Hemi Cuda. Go to the website because it's a special car. I've got a gazillion questions for you, but I do buy them.

[F]

It's not a hemi cuda. It's just a regular.

[D]

Okay, I still buy them. I'll buy cool old classics. I don't want happy days, pops cars, four door, big old sedans. But muscle cars. I'll buy them. Go to givemetheven.com My name is John Clay Wolf. I'll be right back.

[B]

Thank you for riding along, partner. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up powered by GiveMeTheven.com.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[D]

Dallas Fort Worth listeners. Glamorous salon. Master stylist Sheri Tyler is who hooked us up with an air conditioner. She was listening to us on the air, right. And just ran this up to us. Didn't even ask her.

[C]

Very sweet.

[D]

Awesome. Go get your haircut there.

[E]

Get your hair did.

[D]

What's it called again? Glamorous salon. Big shout out. She saved the show today. Actually. We were running around trying to find a portable air conditioning unit cuz her air conditioner went out last night.

[C]

Thank you, Sherry Tyler.

[D]

Sherry Tyler Moore. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Eric. An 01 Accord with a buck 60s worth a dime.

[F]

How much?

[D]

About a thousand bucks. You just go to the website givemethevent.com and they'll load it up. Bill a 2000 Sebring with 15,000 miles. Did somebody pass away? Wow. Ma', am, sir, did someone die?

[F]

No.

[D]

Oh. Because normally when you see a seven year old, you know, regular old car with 15,000 miles, somebody died and you in like aunt left it to you or something?

[F]

No.

[C]

No.

[D]

All right. Is it leather cloth?

[F]

It's a leather.

[D]

Is it does have a sunroof?

[F]

No, it's a convertible.

[D]

Where are you calling from?

[F]

Dallas.

[D]

Awesome. I don't want to under bid this car. I really want this car because of the miles. Do you mind going to my website and loading it up so I can look at it?

[F]

Yeah, I can do it. Yeah, I can do it this afternoon.

[D]

Give me the vin.com. 15,000 mile cars, really low mile cars for the year. We really want to buy those. I mean we really try to buy those. So I don't want to miss it because I'm in a hurry. Does it make sense?

[F]

Okay.

[D]

Thanks Jim. A 66 Stingray with 85,000 miles. Good morning. Where are you calling from? Yeah, yeah.

[F]

Pennsylvania.

[D]

66. I had a 60. I had two 64s. What year's the split window? Is that a 63?

[F]

I think it's three or four. Yeah. I don't remember. I don't remember.

[D]

Now your car is a Stingray. Remember we had that blue Stingray? That was an original car that we bought out of Houston. Needed paint work, but it was like the original guy and I gave seven grand for that car. What's this car worth?

[F]

Is this about the same seven grand?

[D]

I'm not. I'm not offering, I'm asking, am I?

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

I bought again. Go to the website, send me some pictures. Let me make sure I'm on the right body style. Because you know those vets start changing body styles and every year is a different story. Does it have factory air? Does it not? Is it an automatic? Is it a big block? Is an original number Matching cars with the badges and da da da da da da. I mean, I could talk to you about this car for 30 minutes. I don't have time on air, but I would like to buy.

[F]

All right, I'll get. I'll go on and put it in.

[D]

Give me the VIN dot com. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Kevin and 97 mild out diesel. Is it crazy nice?

[F]

I mean, if I clean it up, it is, yeah.

[D]

It's probably a thousand or two thousand bucks. I need to see it, go to the website. I'm not just trying to send everybody the website, but all this old stuff, I mean, hell, I can't do that site unseen. A 99 Dodge Cummins Laramie. Is it a four wheel drive, Brian?

[F]

Two wheel drive?

[D]

Yeah. See, those two wheelies aren't doing it. It's a thousand, two thousand, three thousand bucks. But I need to see it again. Go the website. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Wallace Edwards is here.

[B]

Good morning, John.

[D]

Good morning. And he does want to tell us about whom today.

[B]

Good gravy. It's hot in here.

[D]

It is hot. Dude, it's so hot. It's so hot. How hot is it?

[B]

Oh, I had an opportunity to talk to Ted Nugent last week. He was in town, right?

[D]

He was on the show last week.

[B]

Did a little research and his story is really interesting.

[D]

Okay, well, I can't wait to hear it.

[B]

You know, for all the current thrash metal groups like Shinedown and Corn and Slipknot, popular bands made a generally corporate clever conventional musicians and songwriters who play up their dark sides for public consumption. It's the earlier generation of pioneers in hard rock music who were the real wild seeds and hellraisers in the business. And in the case of Theodore Ted Nugent, nothing more wild or insidiously unconventional has yet to be realized. Few details are known about Theodore's actual birth in early life, but it's known facts. He was adopted in 1948 at the age of approximately two by the Nugent family of Redford, Michigan. According to the descriptions of town folk at the time, he was a somewhat taller, unnaturally hairy toddler with a true love of the heavily wooded outdoors. He also Wore a size 8.5 sneaker at the age of four. As for the Nugents, they were known in the local area for being a staunchly conservative, traditionally Baptist family who, except on Sundays, kept to themselves. But after the addition of Theodore, the Nugent family became even more reclusive and wary of the public eye. The earliest signs of trouble seem to stem from an incident which occurred around the summer of 1953, when the Nugent family attempted to have the boy baptized at the age of seven in the traditional manner. But while an avid hunter and ordoorsman, something about the held being held down fully immersed in the depths of the Saginaw river that July day caused something in young Theodore to snap. He flailed, kicked, scratched and throttled, all the while wailing and gnashing at the entire congregation until he was allowed to return to dry ground, at which time he disappeared into the woods, not to be seen again until fall of that year. More than a dozen members of the First Baptist Church of Redford were seriously injured, including the reverend, who suffered from a broken forearm and severely scratched nuts. And the Nugent family were asked formally to leave the church. To add insult to injury, by the time Theodore returned from the woods, the Nugent family had decided it might be best to pick up stakes, choosing to leave the young wild man to his own resources after such a frightening display of untamed violence and primitive rage. What they hadn't predicted was that he might follow. But over the course of the next 20 years, that's precisely what happened. From Redford to Minerva, Ihoa, Ohio, Whitehall, New York, Falk, Arkansas, and all throughout the great Northwest, Wherever the Nugent family would relocate soon, they'd discover signs of their being found. Family pets would go missing. Giant not quite human footprints appeared in the driveway. Blood curdling wails were heard across the street. Countryside and neighboring livestock and poultry were plundered and devoured at an alarming rate. Sightings and stories of countless eyewitnesses of a hairy, reclusive wild man abound in virtually every area that the Nugent family inhabited during those years. Luckily, through a chance meeting with a young artist named James Hendricks In 1959, the wild man of the woods, as he was known around Seattle found an unrealized and quite remarkable aptitude with the electric guitar. Add to that a natural ability to connect with a rock audience on a purely primal level and a whole damn lot of Nair and you can appreciate the journey of tremendous loss and redemption that introduced the now famous Motor City madman, Ted Nugent to the world stage.

[D]

So are you suggesting that Ted Nugent is in fact Bigfoot?

[B]

It's all on the records, John. I have pictures.

[D]

We ought to get Uncle Ted on the horn and, and, and, and accuse him of such he.

[B]

And a short video.

[D]

Hey, we need to send that to him. He would think that's funny. He's a friend of the show. 834sasquatch. Ted Nugent is Sasquatch. Says Wally. Wally Edwards. A goonie goo with fish in his mouth.

[B]

You climb a tree, you can't see me.

[D]

Oh God, my wife's home.

[C]

Oh good. Made it back.

[B]

How was.

[C]

Where'd she go? Denmark.

[D]

She went to Denmark? In London. She took a little man to London for a few days to take him on his 10 year old.

[C]

Is this the little one that thinks he's a rapper?

[D]

No, this is the one that thinks he's a scientist.

[C]

Scientist? You have a rapper and a scientist?

[D]

Yeah, and a guy and one that just wants to be rich. The seven year old just wants to be rich.

[C]

She probably would.

[D]

That's all he talks about. I want a mansion. He builds his Minecraft mansions. Once when I'm not around, he's been mouthing off. I've had to slap him around a little bit.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

The other day. Really folks, he's been with me for seven years. Yes, but he's been with me for two weeks. Okay, she's been out of town. So he has a desk in the buyer's room.

[C]

Gotcha.

[D]

And we, we were gone for a few days. We came and we hired another new guy. And there was a guy sitting at his desk and he walked up and fired him.

[C]

He did not.

[D]

He did.

[C]

Oh my God.

[D]

And this is Mr. No. Yes.

[C]

What does he say? I mean.

[D]

Well, they, they, they pushed him into it. Tell me's fired. Tell me's fired.

[E]

Oh, you're fired. You're in my desk. That's exactly what he said.

[C]

Gotcha.

[E]

And he'll walk around and look over the desk when somebody's making a call. Just kind of taking notes.

[D]

Oh, yeah, I was just making sure everybody's doing.

[E]

He'll make a round and through the buyer's office.

[D]

This kid is weird. Weird, man.

[C]

Like Trump's kids.

[D]

Yeah. Isn't that whole deal wild? What the Trump who watched the rnc?

[C]

I watched highlights. I couldn't watch the whole thing like watching a plane crash. I just want to see the fireball.

[D]

No, they. I wasn't very impressed with Trump's speech at the end. Very impressive Thursday night. It was more presidential. It was. He started describing, not details of how he's going to do it, but making pretty heavy promises that seemed extremely sincere. That if he didn't follow through or at least try to follow through, I mean, he's just a sorry bastard. Yeah. A lot of people that say he's a sorry bastard. So maybe that's the case. What?

[E]

He might want to take some lessons on how to read a teleprompter.

[C]

Did he?

[E]

Yeah, it's just how he pronounces words.

[D]

He yelled the word at the wrong time.

[E]

It was just very annoying, but, you.

[B]

Know, a little coarse. He's gotten a little overly, I think, boisterous since he got the teleprompter.

[C]

Yeah, he used to not use the teleprompter and then they made him use the teleprompter to stay on script.

[D]

But he did not say anything this week that was so outlandish. We all stuck our head in the water, like in embarrassment.

[C]

He didn't say anything this week.

[D]

Right, right. He didn't embarrass me as a Republican this week. Build a wall that. No, I mean, hell, you got to have a border.

[B]

Lock her up.

[D]

Lock her up. That's pretty heavy. Is it true or not? I don't know, man. I wasn't there.

[B]

I don't know.

[D]

I just like Michael Jackson. I saw her sit there in front of the committee with her hands in the air. Said, I did not have sexual relations with those emails.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I think it's the same as the Michael Jackson case years ago. Nobody's going to put that white woman in jail.

[D]

Bobbo. I did not have sexual relations with those emails.

[E]

He wants you to pat him on the back.

[D]

Yeah, I need a pat on the back. Yeah.

[B]

But.

[D]

But it, it does remind me of some things in the past.

[C]

It does.

[D]

I did not have sexual relationships.

[C]

Not always been known for telling the truth. There's Several federal. Federal investigations that would indicate, hey, it's.

[E]

Basically down to you want to vote for shady hilly Clinton or dangerous Donald Trump.

[C]

Is he dangerous, though?

[E]

I mean, if you want.

[C]

Is he dangerous?

[D]

One thing that we did get out of this. One thing we did get out of this and we're going to have I my takeaway from Ted Cruz throwing mud all over the entire Republican Party.

[C]

The longest suicide note ever.

[D]

Yeah. The longest suicide note ever is I told you so. I told you the guy was a con. I told you this guy is not trustworthy. This guy is a wolf in sheep's clothing.

[C]

Said that was six months ago.

[D]

He's a preacher.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And he's an evangelist. I believe he will open up. He will be a TV preacher before this is all said and done. I really do.

[C]

I'm glad you came here.

[D]

He might be in the studio a little later.

[C]

Oh, no.

[D]

To give us a sermon.

[C]

Wait.

[D]

I think Ted Cruz will be a televangelist before it's all said and done.

[B]

What would that sound like now?

[C]

Yeah. What was that?

[D]

Donate now is what that would sound like.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And he would go city to city in his jet airplane to get donations.

[B]

He would sell a new jumpsuit.

[C]

He would fit right in.

[D]

8008-0072-3480-8800 radio. Josh. And 11 explorer with 48 of. It's loaded up. You know it's 12 grand. David, you there?

[F]

Yes, sir.

[D]

Oh. 5 Tahoe 4 wheel drive with 185 is worth about 3 grand. 2500 to 3 grand. Go to give me the VIN and send me some pictures. Brian, this 14 GT track package. 33000 miles. I need to see it. If you don't mind. Can you send me some pictures to give me the vin.com? i'm thinking low to mid-20s.

[F]

Okay. Thank you.

[D]

Huh. Now how much? But I may be. I'm not 100% well versed on the track package. Everybody else calling now or just go to givemetheven.com be right back.

[A]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[D]

Speaking of songs that play Chicago and other classic rock Dallas Fort Worth listeners, we when we will this August will be our last month on the Eagle. We are moving to 92.5 Lone Star KZPS August. Wait. September 3rd will be our first show over there.

[C]

Very cool.

[D]

Grew up on the Eagle. Love the Eagle.

[C]

JD Used to be on the Eagle.

[D]

Eagles. Eagles. Lifeblood. But this was the right move for us. We've been talking about it for a long time. And anyway, we're going to 925 in September 1st. So if you're looking for us on the Eagle, that's where we are. Houston, good morning. Northeast Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Dallas, Fort Worth, all of West Texas, Louisiana, Arkansas, Falls, everywhere. Thank you. Hello, Good morning. It is your one live Saturday show. We try to be funny. We buy a few cars and we cut up and say some things that we get in trouble for every single damn week. Stephen, good morning. You're on the air. You've got, you've got a Duramax that has so many miles it needs to go to the graveyard. But it's my luck when you hand me the keys and it blows up on me. So I've got to, I gotta keep. Keep the blow up factor in the back of the brain. Is it a four wheel drive or two?

[F]

It's four wheel drive.

[D]

Is it leather or cloth?

[F]

Leather.

[D]

07 Duramax. 289 on the clock. That's the old body style. 07?

[F]

Yes, sir.

[D]

Long bed or short?

[F]

Short.

[D]

Does it have a sunroof?

[F]

No, sir.

[D]

Is it, is it seven grand?

[F]

Is it seven grand or is it eight grand?

[D]

It's got 290 on it, man. It's got 290 on it. Steven. Your last name is Click. Your name. Your last name is Click. And all the miles have been doing on that thing is click, click, click, click, click. Bad joke, but true statement.

[F]

Yes, they have. Yes, they have.

[D]

What's it take to buy it?

[F]

Well, you're gonna laugh at me when I tell you this. 10.

[C]

7.

[D]

Oh, 10 some. Is that, does that have anything to do with the payoff?

[F]

Yes, it does.

[D]

See, the fact that the payoff is out there and the value is out there. Unfortunately, I, when I go to sell this car, I can't say, hey, I need an extra two grand because old boy had a big payoff, right?

[F]

Yeah. Yeah.

[D]

And when they're like, what about the injectors? Anyway, send me the pictures of it. Some of these trucks do get up there. I bought a real high mile one the other day for ten grand and we worked our way out of it. I make. How high was that one? Do you remember about a month ago, I freaked out when I saw it. We still made it work. Go to givemetheven.com let's, let's take a look, see at the pictures. I'm gonna pull the history on the VIN number. Okay, thanks, man. Where are you calling from? Amarillo, Texas. Amarillo by morning, huh? The. The calling numbers. 8008-0072-3480-0800, radio. J.D. what have you got in the news?

[C]

Well, how about the top 10?

[E]

Oh, that's right.

[B]

Hey, top 10, Casey.

[C]

Standing here decaying.

[D]

Casey, case of top 10 and 10.

[C]

Good morning, John.

[D]

Good morning, Casey. How you doing, dead bastard? You smell like hell in this heat.

[C]

Hey, you know what? I'm decaying a little bit more today because of your heat. It's nice.

[D]

The air conditioner in the building today. I'm sorry about that.

[C]

It's a dry heat. We're doing the top 10. 10 this morning. Top 10 at 10. Top 10 marketing ideas. These are marketing ideas that got Trump the nomination. He's a mark. He's a master in marketing. So he took those little tools that you were to maybe sell a car or sell a home or sell a business, and that's how he got elected. Okay, like the number 10 he used new and improved. He said, I'm nicer now. I promise not to say you're fired to Hillary when she calls to concede. Number nine, groan. The new ingredient. Added Mike Pence as vp, free of charge. Hey, come on. You can't hate a guy from Indiana unless you don't know him at all. Number three, colorful new packaging.

[D]

You went from number eight to number three.

[C]

It's sucking. I'm trying to get to the end.

[D]

Okay, no.

[C]

All right. Number eight. Number eight, colorful new packaging. You taught. You tried out the hot female family members.

[D]

Man, that is. We need to do an entire segment on that colorful packaging. Hot herd of family female members. Trot up his wife and his daughter.

[C]

Yeah, his wife and his daughter. When you look at that stage, it looks like a model. It looks like a model picture.

[D]

Palmer's Addicted to Love video is what it looks like.

[B]

Okay, okay.

[C]

Number seven. Can I have that? Number seven. Better than the old brand you tried out. Ted Cruz. Number six.

[F]

Number six.

[C]

Thank you. The newer low price. He won't even take a salary. He doesn't need your $400,000.

[D]

I got an idea. I think, like number five, instead of you saying it, he can just say it.

[C]

Okay, taste testing. I got much better taste than Hillary. Look who I married. A new jingle. We will play cool rock songs until the bands send us cease and desist letters. Number three, you add a free toy. Hey, look at these nude shots of my wife. Number two, celebrity endorsements. Well, Scott Baio and the Duck fellers. The best we could do, As seen on tv, over and over and over.

[D]

And over and over.

[C]

Oh, we have one more. Actually, we have a bait and switch. Come for the rich guy and stay for the stick. Gary jerked with his finger on the button.

[F]

Oh, yes, boy.

[E]

Thanks, Casey.

[C]

My pleasure. It's hot as hell. I'm leaving. No, keep your feet in the ground. To keep reaching for the air conditioner.

[D]

I'm more inclined to. To vote for Ivanka. Did you see her speech?

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

I love her.

[C]

I did, too. And people are saying, oh, she can't speak English. She speaks five languages.

[D]

Get your illegal European supermodel straight.

[C]

We didn't all marry European supermodel models like you did.

[D]

I have taste for that. And I'm very much respectful for Donald's choice in women.

[B]

Now, Ivanka is the daughter of Donald.

[D]

And Ivania abab, the original Mrs. Tr.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

What's her name? It's a cool name, too. Ivana. Yeah, yeah. Ivana and Ivanka.

[B]

Ivana. Ivanka.

[D]

I sat next to her on the ski lift once. Ivana. She was all done up.

[C]

No, the first one or the. The new one?

[D]

The Ivana. Ivanka's mama. I know where Ivanka gets it from. From. Mama was plenty. I mean, she was probably 50 when I was 12. Yeah, and she was plenty damn hot.

[C]

Those kids look like they belong in a photo frame that you're buying. The target.

[D]

Not all of them, but the daughter damn sure does. There's one that one of the son is a nice looking guy. The other one's kind of. Maybe he was adopted. Maybe he was a sperm that sliced off and off the driving range and busted a windshield.

[E]

There's one daughter he doesn't really talk about.

[C]

Really? Yeah. Tiffany Song was accurate then Casey was accurate. You only tried out the good looking ones?

[D]

Yes, the good looking tall ones. Yeah. Man, if Ivanka had an accent.

[B]

Jump back, baby.

[D]

If she would get some accent lessons from her mom and her stepmom.

[B]

Oh, you're thinking of.

[D]

Tony would start printing Playboy again. I mean, the sex appeal of that is over the top.

[B]

Like when you'll take me on your.

[D]

Boat, the Trump Princess. I remember being in Nantucket every summer with my folks. And the Trump Princess was moored right out there in the harbor. It was ridiculous. Yeah, I mean, this boat was just. This guy has lived an interesting life. I cannot believe that he's gonna be the president. I wonder if our grandparents felt the same way when Ronnie Reagan was coming into office because he was a movie star.

[C]

He'd been a movie star. Probably. Probably.

[D]

Yeah. I think Trump did himself some good this week in his marketing campaign. The guy's an absolute genius to the extent that he used Howard Stern's playbook step by step. He did. Play by play. Insult them, get them screaming, start riots, then come in and clean it up. And that's all Stern did in 1982.

[C]

And it worked.

[D]

And it worked, and it worked beautifully. And no one has done it since. And Trump did it, and it worked so well, it. Stern almost became the president of the damn governor New York with his crap.

[B]

Anyway.

[C]

And the whole speech issue, the wife's speech being lifted from.

[E]

I think he. I think that was on purpose.

[D]

Why? Because it gets people talking. No, Michael. Michael Turley, I really. I agree with you. So they completely plagiarized Michelle Obama's speech?

[C]

Well, not completely.

[D]

Paragraph of it.

[C]

A paragraph.

[D]

A paragraph. You. Word for. I got kicked out of college for a semester for plagiarism. I know the plagiarism rules. I went through a student committee and defended myself that it was not plagiarism. And at the end of it, guess what? I was found guilty. Guilty. You're out of here. And not only are you out for the spring semester, now you're out for the summer, too, for fighting it. Serious, I'm telling the truth.

[C]

I believe you.

[D]

I got kicked out for the fall, so. No, the fall semester, the summer and the fall. Okay, this is for plagiarism. I took my roommate from Oklahoma. Maybe there's a reason Oklahoma's a thorn in my ass sometimes.

[C]

You've lost focus.

[D]

But the. My roommate from smu, I copied his paper and turned it in.

[C]

Okay?

[D]

Lucy, the archaeological dead kid in Egypt. And I got kicked off.

[C]

Now back to Mrs. Trump.

[D]

No, I got all that. I'm going there.

[C]

Okay?

[D]

I'm telling you, I have firsthand experience. Plagiarism.

[C]

Plagiarism.

[D]

And what she did was absolute plagiarism.

[B]

It's not like she plagiarized the Emancipation Proclamation. That felt. There are really only four political speeches all the way back to the dawn of time, to ancient Rome and the Ming dynasty that you'll ever hear. Right. One, vote for me. Basically, these are theses. Two, don't vote for my opponent or their party. Okay. Three, we could fix these problems if the opposing party would.

[D]

Hell.

[C]

Right.

[B]

And four, I did not have sex with that woman. Those are the only four political speeches, really, you'll ever hear, and I love.

[C]

It, how suddenly Hillary's people have ethics.

[D]

Mark, 98 stain convertible cobra with 87. On a scale of one to ten, how nice is it?

[F]

Eight.

[D]

So it's pretty nice. I gave seven grand for. I gave seven grand for an O1.

[F]

But it's a, it's a roush stage two.

[D]

It shows that. Supercharged or none.

[F]

No.

[D]

So it's got the Roush body kit. I thought the stage two supercharger.

[F]

Okay, that's stage one.

[D]

Okay. Stage one. Which means it's got all the graphics in the body kit and says Roush on the back of the instrument clusters. Like when you're looking at the dash, does it say Roush on the gauges?

[F]

I'm not sure on that. It has the brow sticker across the windshield. You know.

[D]

Whose car is this?

[F]

It's my dad.

[D]

Okay. Is he. You know, I'm five, six, seven grand, maybe eight. I need to see it. I need to know more. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up?

[F]

Right, right. And it, I, I'm just curious because it's white on white, you know, I like white.

[D]

I like Cobra, I like convertible, I like everything. I like Roush. The miles are. They're okay.

[F]

Yeah. The other thing, the only reason, another reason that I called and I know we don't have time to talk about all this, but I have a 65 Mustang and a 77 Corvette. And I was hoping that maybe if I sent all this to your ben.com and all that, I'll put you an.

[D]

Offer together on all three. Yeah, yeah.

[F]

That's what I was saying. It's one stop shop, you know, pick all three of them up.

[D]

I bought, I bought three Corvettes from a collector a month ago the same way, all one deal. It was, you know, 67, 000 for the pair, I mean for the triple set. But these were special cars.

[C]

Why are you selling everything? Right?

[F]

Right. Well, we just got, I mean we got a, you know, 40 Dodge, we got a 65. We're just trying to get rid of some of the stuff that we don't really drive.

[D]

Go to givemetheven.com, load them up three different times. Times so we don't get confused. Cuz that then that way, do one submission, then do the next, then do the next. And then I'll assign them all to the same buyer. So you'll be dealing with one guy in one package. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. CJ, I've seen you sitting there, man. And the reason I haven't taken your call is Cuz I don't know what to do. I know what to do. But I don't think you're going to like what my number is going to be on a 98 buickle saber with 40,000 miles. Are you there?

[F]

I knew you were going to say that.

[D]

Yeah, it's about. It's about a grand.

[F]

It was granny car come out of the barn. Been there forever.

[D]

It's just the damn bot. The body style looks like it's out of 1962. And. And it's hard. It's just hard to sell. I mean if it had 10,000, they.

[F]

Only made a million of them.

[D]

Yeah, exactly. It'd be like today having. Oh, I got a 01 Taurus with 30, 000 miles. You know, it might be worth 1500. I need to look at it. But I mean if you.

[C]

Does it run.

[F]

Runs way. It's my daily driver right now.

[D]

If you go to givemethevin.com load it up. You know what I'm thinking already so don't even bother if you're not in that. If you're not in that range. But if you'll take that for it, go to givemetheven.com we'll send you an official offer letter and get her bought.

[F]

All right.

[D]

Thank you, Dale. A 13 GL 450 with 56. Where are you calling from?

[F]

Orange, Texas.

[D]

Orange, Texas, huh? How long have you had this ring?

[F]

I've had it for about a year and a half.

[D]

What color is it?

[F]

White.

[D]

What color is the inside?

[F]

Black.

[D]

Does it have navigation, sunroof and air conditioned seats?

[F]

Yeah, everything loaded. Got an in dash radar detector. I still have two years remaining on my maintenance agreement which I paid it up front. Two years on a hazard, two years on.

[D]

You can get all that money back. You can. You can file back on that on that warranty money. And they'll have to send you the difference of what you didn't use because.

[F]

It'S from the dealership.

[D]

Yeah, no, the warranty company. The one that actually wrote the warranty. Yeah, they'll. They'll refund you. I'm low to mid 20s. Okay, send me. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll send you an offer letter. 800-800-7234. Brian Johnson is a 14 trimmer. Those are pretty cool. Oh, and we're out of time. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay wolf and I buy cars on the radio.

[B]

Don't go away. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheven.com.

[D]

Now.

[A]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[D]

Saul, good morning. You're on the air. This jcw.

[F]

Hey, good morning.

[D]

Where you calling from?

[F]

Houston, Texas.

[D]

Houston, Texas. I know that place. I bought about 70 cars out of Houston, Texas this week. My transport is ready to kill me. What have you got? You got a 07 Suburban with 67,000 miles. It says LS. Is that correct?

[F]

Yes.

[D]

So it's a base rig. Does it have a bench, front seat or bucket? Front seats. Okay, I'm a 10 grand buyer. Does that make sense? Does that sound right?

[F]

It sounds pretty close.

[D]

What do you take for it? Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Bill in Pennsylvania. Good morning.

[F]

Yo. How's it going?

[D]

Good. How's it going on your end?

[F]

Oh, nice and sunny up here.

[D]

It's hot down here. How do we sound out there? Up there in the northeast section of our United States of America.

[F]

How's what?

[D]

How do we sound up there?

[F]

Great. Light and clear. Loud and clear on the radio.

[D]

Good, good. Thanks for having us. We'll be right back.

[B]

We're making America rock again. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemetheven.com.

[D]

Hi, I'm Will Hudson.

[F]

And I'm Chris Harris.

[D]

You know, kids, if you're in possession.

[F]

Of less than 2 ounces of marijuana.

[D]

In the state of Texas, that is a class B misdemeanor. Unless you make the really stupid decision to try to either alter, destroy or conceal your weed while you're standing next to a police officer.

[F]

Don't do that.

[D]

Then it becomes the third degree felony of tampering with evidence. We wrote a song to help you remember this. Don't eat your weed. Moving down the road, you're driving pretty slow. Cause you've got some marijuana on you. You really love pot. It's not a whole lot, just an ounce or maybe 2o red and blues flashing in the rear view. You pull off to the shoulder.

[B]

No, please don't eat your weed.

[D]

It sounds only a class be misdemeanor. Thank you, Charlie.

[E]

It's just good advice for all those out there, just in case.

[D]

Good lord.

[C]

Amen.

[D]

Brian Johnson, line three. 14 trimmer. Good morning. Welcome to the John Clay Wolf show.

[F]

All right. Thank you.

[D]

14 trimmer. That's the hot rod Ford, right?

[F]

Yeah, it's the nice one. The regular cab four wheel drive with the EcoBoost.

[D]

What color is it?

[F]

It's a charcoal gray. You know that dark finish is it.

[D]

Is it 27, 28 grand?

[F]

Well, 27 would be where CarMax was, and I thought that was a crappy offer.

[D]

Well, you know what? Have you ever heard. Have you ever heard our advertisement? If we don't beat a CarMax offer, we owe you $100.

[F]

No, I never heard of it.

[D]

Yeah, so if you have a written CarMax offer and we don't beat it, then I owe you $100. And we don't just mail it to you. We overnight it to you with a check signed by yours truly. And that's really all I can do to validate our prices. I mean, we beat CarMax. CarMax is the largest used car dealer in the world and we beat them. So if we don't, we owe you money. And I had to write three checks last week, but I can tell you on this one, I'm not going to have to write a check because I'm going to beat them. So if I beat him by $1,000, do I buy the truck?

[F]

Well, you know, it's definitely. I'm definitely thinking about selling. You're definitely on the money at 28. You know, is there any room there?

[D]

27 5.

[F]

Hey, not that way. The other way.

[D]

See, and this is the problem with you people. I beat your guy by a thousand bucks and now you're wanting to beat up on me. Why can't you take the money and run just like Stevie Miller told you to do back in 77?

[F]

Yeah, I know, but then I wouldn't be American, would I?

[D]

It is, but 28 grand is enough for a regular cab, Ford truck, and I'll give it. Are you selling? Are you? Are you stroking?

[F]

No, I'm gonna sell. I'm gonna sell. That's a good offer. I like it.

[D]

So you know Stroke.

[F]

Alright, Billy Squire.

[D]

Billy Squire. All right, I bought it. I bought a trimmer. Go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com say Wolf and Wolf bought this for 28 grand. Here's the VIN number, here's the pictures. Give me my money and get this thing picked up now and we will do it. Thank you.

[B]

Get out my trimmer, baby.

[D]

So what did Billy Swire say? Doesn't sound like he was stroking me. Sounds like he was being sincere.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the best kind of caller to have.

[D]

Really, man, you got Edgar Winter Band, man, that's awesome. Free ride. 800-800-7234. 800. No, that's the 800-800-radio.

[C]

800, 800-radio, man.

[D]

Every time. Turn that up a little bit. Every time I hear this song, I think of Sullens uncles girlfriend.

[C]

Why?

[D]

Because we were in high school and.

[C]

My buddy Sullen's a friend of yours.

[D]

Yeah. He had an uncle that was dating this gal.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

And his uncle was about 10 years older than he.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

And? And Sullen stole her. And she showed me some pictures. This is before the phone snaps. Wow. But it was pretty exciting that he stole his Polaroid girlfriend.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And then she came over to the house one day to drop him off. And she was driving. She had the stripper look, you know, big, tall, tan, big boobs. But she was driving a 82 Cutlass with chrome pipes and cragers and a Grant GT steering wheel.

[B]

Nice.

[D]

And a baby seat in the back.

[F]

Oh no, no.

[D]

And it was awesome. And I gave him so much hell. I bet. And she gave him herpes.

[B]

I bet.

[D]

No, no, no, no. She didn't give him herpes. She had herpes. And I was like, man, you got to stay away from that. He was getting all defensive cuz he was like in love with the old woman.

[B]

Man.

[D]

She knows what it's flaring up, dude.

[B]

Oh God.

[C]

Yeah. When you get all defensive or. She's a dancer, dude. She's just getting money to go to college.

[D]

Now we know why the uncle, you know, did the end around option.

[C]

Yeah, I can't remember.

[D]

He threw the ball to. To Junior. And Junior didn't care about the old herbs. Yeah, because she could control it.

[B]

The old briar patch trick.

[D]

She knew.

[B]

Don't be talking to my girlfriend now. Selling or I'll be mad.

[C]

Yeah, whatever you do, don't steal her from me.

[B]

Reverse psychology.

[C]

Right, right.

[D]

But to have a. To have a 40 year old girlfriend with a baby. Maybe not for 40. Back then it seemed like it.

[C]

We were probably 18, she was probably 25.

[D]

Yeah, yeah. But she had that baby seat, man. I gave him so much hell about that.

[C]

Oh, that's so funny.

[B]

I had a 26 year old girlfriend when I was 17.

[D]

How'd that go?

[B]

Off and on about a six week, eight week deal.

[D]

Was she just using you for. For favors?

[B]

I think so.

[D]

That's great.

[B]

I think it's mutual. It's awesome.

[D]

Was it a different experience than what you were dealing with?

[B]

Oh yeah. I was young. I was late bloomer, dude.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

I mean I've had it on my mind since I was 9, you know, but yeah. 17 years old, 29.

[D]

My kids have that on their mind.

[C]

Yes, yes.

[B]

But I was very Repressed, you know?

[D]

From what?

[B]

Well, because, I mean, I come from a really religious bunch, so everything was forbidden. Totally, totally. Strictly forbidden.

[D]

That's our short segment. We'll be back in just a minute. My name is John Playwell. Football, cars, the radio.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now, 1-800-800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[D]

Dude, that lead in music is so like national syndication, vanilla nothing. Blah.

[E]

He's a criminal, though.

[D]

Yeah, it's just. So let's play something that everybody can relate.

[E]

But it's not Michael Jackson and it's a cover.

[D]

Oh, who is it?

[E]

Alien Ant Farm.

[D]

Oh, exactly. That's kind of weird now that everybody knows that. He was weird with kids.

[B]

Every time I hear that kind of music, I mean, that mood, that sounds just like Bowling for Soup to me.

[E]

Man, they're all in that same era.

[D]

Bonnie, good morning. You're on the air. Hi.

[F]

Morning.

[D]

Where are you calling from?

[F]

Eunice, Louisiana.

[D]

Eunice? What's that close to Lafayette?

[F]

Okay, 45 minutes.

[D]

Is everybody recovering from the cop shooting down there? Was that a whole bring back of the theater shooting a year ago? My God, you guys have had some bad luck.

[F]

It's pretty scary. I drive through Baton Rouge on a regular basis and there was some veterans work outside near where it happened.

[D]

That's sad. How many people died? Was it just three or. I mean, not that. That's not a lot. Was it three or four?

[F]

I believe three police, plus the shooter.

[D]

Okay, your Lexus. Let me get to that. 14 Lexus ISF Sport. Is it a Sport lookalike or the real one? An F Sport lookalike.

[F]

It's the F Sport, Right? It's not the F model. It's F Sport.

[D]

No, wait, is it the hot rod or is it the hot rod look alike?

[F]

The look alike.

[D]

Okay, that's all fine. It looks good. Now, that's a 350, right?

[F]

Yes.

[D]

Is 350 sport. Mmm. How many miles? 70?

[F]

Yeah, about 59.

[D]

Okay, I know that accent anywhere. Your accent. You know, it's 20, 21, 22, 23 right there. Okay, does that work? Yeah, the mileage definitely backs it up. Can you go to givemetheven.com and shoot me some pictures and let me. Let me research the VIN number, make sure I'm adding the right amount for the F Sport lookalike package. I may. What's it take to buy it? That's what matters.

[F]

The wet.

[D]

What does it take to buy it?

[F]

I'm not sure. I'm Just kind of exploring my options right now. Not sure if want to get rid of it or not. The value of it is. Was definitely going to determine that.

[D]

What are you going to buy?

[F]

Looking at a few different things. Kind of looking at a coupe now.

[D]

Okay, go over and see Ed Lege at Moss Motors. He's a good buddy of mine. He'll take care of you. Julio, an 06 C6 vet with 98 Mexican. Is it 15 grand?

[F]

15? I'm thinking a little bit more than that.

[D]

How much more? What's it take to buy it? Oh, man, it's got 100 on it, dog. It does not have 40 on it. It's got 98,000. Is it a convertible?

[F]

No.

[D]

Is it automatic?

[F]

Yes.

[D]

Does it have high chrome wheels or the regular ones?

[F]

I put the 2011 wheels on it.

[D]

What color is the car?

[F]

Silver.

[D]

I'm at 15, you're at 18. I may, if I meet you in the middle, do we do a deal?

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

Okay. Then go to givemetheven.com loaded up. Let's take a look and say, you know, it takes 17 grand in. No, that's not the 16 5. 16 5. That's a bad oddball split. Say it takes 16 5. And we will make a decision. Do you have a title or do you have to pay off?

[F]

Yeah, I have title.

[D]

Okay, then I can just bring you a check. Actually, I have a. Where are you located? Where?

[F]

Dallas.

[D]

Dallas? Yeah. We can just come to your house, pick it up with a check. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Or just go to. Give me the v I n givemethe vin.com.

[B]

Give me the vin.com.

[D]

What are we gonna do? This Aston Martin.

[C]

Okay, the Aston Martin. You tell me because I was driving and love it, but I. So we bring it back over here.

[D]

We bid this car.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And then there was a. We find out that it been. It's on the repo list at a bank, Right. Oh, and a guy died. Is this right, Charlie?

[E]

I don't. I don't know about the dying part, but I know it was on a repo list.

[D]

Okay. And a lawyer got a hold of it. He was wanting to make the spread between what he negotiated with the bank and what we'll pay. But the airbag lights on. So we got to cut it back.

[C]

Right. Airbag and in. Engine check.

[D]

Engine lights on too?

[C]

Yep. Yep.

[D]

Well, that's new. Okay, so maybe it's a good looking car.

[C]

There's two lights on.

[B]

J.D.

[E]

Oh no, that's Right, you're right, you're right. No, no, I know, but I mean.

[D]

We'Ve got to get a title to this thing. And the lien holder has the title and they charged it off and the lawyer wants to make a little money. Is that right?

[E]

Yes.

[D]

Okay. Hey, man, I have no problem with anybody making money. That's what makes America drive it until then. Ah, you know, don't put a bunch of miles on it. But I mean, we need to get it bought and get it wrapped up. We've had it for a week. It's been sitting in a limbo. We don't know if. If it's the dead guy that owns it, the bank that owns it, the lawyer that owns it. I guess we should just drive it. Bubba, you want to drive it?

[B]

Sure.

[E]

I know, I know. And JD had it all over Facebook.

[B]

No, you did.

[D]

Look at me, look at me. Look at at me. I'm in a ride.

[B]

Midnight likes the new ride, too. His dog.

[C]

The dog was digging the ride.

[D]

It's at our office. And I told JD to take it home over the weekend so it didn't sit out in the parking lot. Wow.

[B]

And he likes it. JD. Listen, JD's in his natural environment when he's in one of those fancy foreign.

[C]

No, it's not the porn car. I just love the convertible. No, but you're convertibles.

[B]

You are cool like that, my friend. You know what I mean?

[C]

Well, it's. I don't.

[B]

I mean, I belong in an 05 Malibu Oluv. That's what I drive. That's where I belong, you know?

[D]

So, Bobbo, did you watch in the RNC convention? I did.

[B]

I. I'm, you know, I'm a political junkie, man.

[D]

Have you been listening to Rush?

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Have you?

[C]

What's he been saying?

[D]

Well, he's here.

[C]

Really?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, man.

[D]

You don't have to ask what he's been saying, cuz he came. Hey, Rush. Good morning. Thanks for joining the show, man.

[B]

John, ladies and gentlemen, ever. Look, I don't know if I'd go so far as to call Hillary a servant of Satan. My idea. And this may knock you off the.

[D]

Wall a little bit.

[B]

Yeah, My idea is not so far back.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

I quitted her more with the idea of the time honored tradition of the ice cream truck.

[D]

What?

[B]

Driving through America's neighborhoods.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Selling our children delicious, inexpensive.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Poisoned treats and delicacies that the younger generation will be affected. For admin.

[D]

Look.

[B]

These drive by liberal media will not rest until your children and mine eat the poisoned ice cream. There was never a bunny that blue.

[D]

Thank you, Rush. I'm. I'm a little more confused now than I was before. Mac.

[B]

With more from the Excellence in Broadcasting Network.

[C]

Right.

[B]

Talent on loan from God.

[D]

Thank you, Raj. You're welcome.

[C]

Amazing.

[D]

Did the pretenders get on his case about running this music all the time? You know what, Chrissy Hind, I gotta believe they did.

[C]

Every time he plays a song sometimes, but he sends him a seasoned assist. So I don't know where he's going to end up. With Kenny. Kenny G. Or somebody pay him, too.

[B]

For 30 years, though.

[D]

Yeah. This has been his thing for a long, long, long time. 1700 miles. John, you got a 16 Silverado LTZ with 1700?

[F]

Yes, sir.

[D]

Why are you selling it, if you don't mind me asking? What's wrong with it? What do you not like? What do you.

[F]

Dude, it is absolutely my dream truck. I historically, have always been on a car allowance, and my company fired the vehicle manager and the new guy came in and he put everybody into a company truck.

[D]

Okay.

[F]

Okay, so what's that?

[D]

So why make payments on an expensive truck when you've got a free one?

[F]

Exactly.

[D]

All right, what's your payoff?

[F]

Payoff is right at 49.

[D]

You're. You're. Did you see this? GM, General Motors, they did 20% off on these things about three weeks ago. It screwed the mark. It screwed the market up bad. I mean, you could buy that truck new. Well, what was sticker?

[F]

Sticker was 56. 7.

[D]

Okay. What's 20% off sticker? 10. 12,000. No, no. 20.

[B]

344.

[D]

Yeah, I think you're flipped in it. I honestly do. I don't think you can bust right out of it. How much did you put down?

[F]

To be honest, I traded in my other vehicle, and then I had to roll in a little bit of money into that.

[D]

I can.

[F]

Upside down.

[D]

I can smell that. Why didn't you go to give me the VIN before you did that? So that we could give you more for your trade, the one you owned. Right.

[F]

Well, you know, I didn't know about you all.

[D]

Well, now you're screwed like a pooch. Well, I think. I think you're five, six, seven grand flipped.

[F]

What's that?

[D]

I think you're seven grand in the ditch. I'm not kidding.

[F]

You think I'm that far in the ditch?

[D]

I do. Go to givemetheven.com, throw me the VIN number, and then I can build the truck off the options. I'll send you exact Offer letter. We'll know. 800-800-7234. Just go to. Give me the video. Vin.com Walmart lady bitching is what it says on the board.

[E]

Yes.

[D]

Is this funny?

[E]

It's another Pokemon incident.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[E]

Aren't you. Are you tired of the Pokemon?

[D]

I. Now they're doing Pokemon dating. So now they've rolled sex into Pokemon. And that all makes sense.

[C]

Did you see the White House press briefing the other day?

[E]

No.

[C]

U.S. department of spokesman John Kirby is there talking about ISIS. Nothing heavy, you know, just about. Just about ISIS and terrorism. And he looks down at one of the reporters and he stops. He wasn't mad. He just looked down. He goes, you're playing Pokemon, right? And you can hear the reporter going, well, I just kind of got it on. And he goes. And he continues the press conference at the very end. He looks back and he goes, well, did you get one?

[D]

Did you see the mob scene where the special, like the sacred Pokemon was launched in an area?

[C]

A sacred Pokemon?

[D]

Yes. Really serious. One big money Pokemon.

[E]

Well, so this lady, she works at Walmart, and she goes on a little bit of a rant about Pokemon and actually how it's taking over her job, too.

[C]

Job.

[D]

So everyone is playing the Pokemon game, and they keep coming into my work to catch the Pokemons, Okay? And so I thought, because I didn't understand how it worked, if I downloaded the game, I could catch all the Pokemons in my work and people would quit coming to catch them. Well, that's not how it works. So now I have a bunch of Pokemons and there's people still coming in to get the Pokemons. So now I feel like a nerd because I'm like, oh, go back there, make a left. Zubats over there and squirtles. And Lawn and Garden, by the way. But lawn and garden's not my area, so I can't go get them last. We're my live food is right now. She's got a pokey meth issue Now. I feel stupid, but I want to catch them. But I feel stupid. Yeah, this is just not where I saw myself at 27 years old. Yeah. On the end of a glass pipe. On the end of a glass pipe with a Pokemon sticker on the end.

[C]

Is in lawn and Garden.

[D]

Eric, I see on the. On the board here. Are you there, Eric? I've got just a second. Either.

[F]

Yes, Sir.

[D]

It says 2010 Chevy Malibu LTZ with 71,000 miles. Is it a V6, I would assume?

[F]

Oh, yes, sir. Yes, sir.

[D]

Okay. And it's ltz.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

It's funny because when I was looking for the Malibu, I told myself to get the V6.

[D]

I gotcha. Does it have a sunroof?

[F]

And leather as leather. No sunroof.

[D]

Okay. I also see it says has a question about givemetheven.com. is this a marketing gimmick?

[F]

Yeah, that. I mean, because I get.

[D]

Well, it's fine. I want you to ask this question. I want. I only have a minute, though. Can you. Can I put you on hold? And we're going to go to break. Can I take you when we get back? Because I want to talk about this.

[F]

Yes, sir.

[D]

I love this question. All right. We're going to go to break. We'll be back on a memento, por favor. Bye.

[E]

To some of our affiliates.

[D]

Oh, yeah. Dallas is gone. Houston is gone. Pennsylvania is gone. Oklahoma City is gone. Guys, podcast is up at 3, 3 o' clock today. You can go to itunes. John Clay Wolf show podcast commercial free. We've got it there. John Clay Wolf Show Facebook page. Please make sure to like us, talk to us cut up. We talk a little trash on there. Have fun. We'll be back next Saturday, 8am and remember, Eagle listeners, we're moving to 92 and a half in September. So if you're gone for a while and you're like, where did they go in September? We're on 9 to 5 Lone Star. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. And we will see the guys that are leaving next week at 8 and everybody else that's hanging on going into our number four. You can also go to iTunes radio iheartradio and stream us off of. Oh, hell with pick one. Amarillo. Nash Icon has our number four. The bear in Wichita Falls is right there on iheartradio. The streaming player will be going under our number four right now.

[B]

Smoke them if you got them, G. We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show, powered by Give me the Vin Dodge.

[A]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[D]

It's time for our number four of our Little Diddy. Good morning, Babo. Good eye, J.D.

[C]

Hello. Oh, it's still hot.

[D]

It is so hot here.

[C]

Yeah, we don't have an air conditioner in case you've just tuned in. It is 100 degrees in the studio.

[D]

102. Joe Post. Good morning up in Pennsylvania. What's the temperature up there?

[F]

It's about 97.

[D]

Oh, it's hot.

[F]

AC in my garage though. We're down to 83.

[D]

It's that hot up there. I thought y' all had cool summer, same as here.

[F]

Nah, we got a heat wave coming.

[E]

And humidity 100 degrees.

[F]

100 degrees tomorrow.

[D]

Were you surprised to hear us on the WZZO this morning?

[F]

Dude, I was.

[D]

So.

[F]

I was like, this is cool. So I thought I'd represent the north a little bit here.

[B]

Awesome.

[D]

O2 Mustang GT convert with 35. Tell me this, are you calling. Are you calling?

[F]

Just check it's 40.

[D]

Oh, it's okay. Are you calling to brag about your car or do you really want to sell it?

[F]

No, it's really going.

[D]

We're gonna. We're gonna.

[F]

Might be going out with the bow tie. We're going to look at a vet.

[D]

How long have you had this car?

[F]

Only about five years.

[D]

Okay. Is it leather?

[F]

Not too long. It is leather. Five speed. It's got a couple bolt on parts, but a lowering kit on it and stuff.

[D]

But it's not, it's not a Cobra. It's just. It's a GT convert. It's not a Cobra. Right?

[F]

Not a cobra. Just gt vertimal.

[D]

O2Gt convert with great miles.

[F]

Great miles. But it does have some bolt on stuff.

[D]

I'm thinking five, six, seven grand is what is in my head. Okay. I need to see it. Does that work for you?

[F]

Yeah, I mean, do you guys have guys up here?

[D]

Yes.

[F]

I mean, I was hoping I was going to put it out.

[D]

Now. We'll, we'll. We'll come to your door with a check in hand. You have a title?

[F]

Yep.

[D]

Okay. Go to givemetheven.com.

[F]

Okay.

[D]

Take. Take a side shot. Back off of it. Take the profile shot so we can see the car with the top up. So make sure that. I mean, I've talked to you so I'll remember it. I mean, is the top in good shape or does it need a top?

[F]

Yeah, the interior top is like brand new.

[D]

Okay. Side shot and then open the driver door and take a photo from there so we can see the seat and the steering wheel and the dash and all that good stuff. Just get a feel for the car. We'll have the VIN number and the miles and we'll send you an actual offer letter. You just reply accept or decline and or considering and we'll make a deal and come by your house, pick it up.

[F]

Cool. That's pretty easy.

[D]

Yeah, it's a New deal. I mean, I've been doing it for years, but the actual company, I structured it a little over a year ago, and I've been buying cars over the radio for 10 years. But the give me the VIN idea is a year old, and it's really grown. I mean, a lot of people are like, oh, speaking of, I need to grab this other fellow that's. That has a question about give me the vin. So I know we're off the air in Pennsylvania right now because we. Y' all are an hour ahead of us. So it's 12, you know, 1210 up there.

[E]

Put him on hold. He can listen to it.

[D]

Yeah, I'll put you on hold.

[F]

I already got a dead soldier sitting in my hand here.

[D]

All right, I'm going to put you on hold if you want to hear us talk to this other guy. Had questions, but. But go to give me the vin. We'll line it up. Okay. Eric, good morning.

[F]

Good morning.

[D]

Did that transaction answer any of your questions about is this a marketing gimmick?

[F]

Oh, no. Yes, it did. It did. I think my question, my real question was like, is it a marketing gimmick for dealerships to send letters of purchase to me, like, saying, hey, your car is in high demand. We want to buy it from you for this amount. Are those marketing gimmicks, or is that something I should actually consider?

[D]

No, they're absolutely. Stroke play. Billy. Stroke Billy. Squire, stroke drop. Now, because this is what it is. Yes. You know what a stroke is, right?

[F]

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

[D]

They're. They're. That's called a Black Book Mailer, or there's a Kelley Blue Book Mailer. There's several other ones, but they just take the VIN number, take retail, and fire it off to everybody. And they're not going to give you that for your car. It is. Absolutely. When you get there, they're going to tell you why it's not worth that.

[F]

On our okay.

[D]

On our deal, we, you know, that's why I do the deals on the radio. But I always say, go to givemetheven.com let's look at the pictures. Because when I say an offer, I mean it. It's not some maybe deal. We're buying cars. We're not talking about buying cars. This car is. This car's worth 676 to 6,500.

[F]

Okay. Yeah, that's what I was kind of figuring around then, because it's been a good car to me. I've been, you know, But I would like to have something Newer you know.

[D]

2010 Chevy Malibu LTZ was 71. I'm a buyer at 6500. Where do you live?

[F]

Dallas, Texas.

[D]

We will literally come to your house with a check and hand it to you. Hand us the title. Is there a payoff on it?

[F]

Oh, yeah, it's paid off already.

[D]

Okay. Then we can just swap check for title. You go right down to Southwest bank and hammer that bitch and get cash.

[F]

Excuse me.

[D]

And I say that. I say that because so many times we give people checks and then they call from the check cashing place and they want to verify the check. And I'm like, don't pay the check cashing place.

[C]

Really?

[D]

10%. I mean, if you were going to take 10% less, why didn't you tell me that? I'd have given you the damn cash.

[C]

Yeah. Giving you money.

[D]

Yeah. I mean, just go to our bank and cash it for free. I mean, it's live money. It's not some strokey deal or just.

[B]

Stick it in your bank account.

[F]

No, I understand that. Because like son tells me, if I got it, that's why I will have my bank do. I'll just say, hey, go ahead and verify this and I take care of it.

[D]

Yeah, we're good. We're good. Go to. Give me the vid.com.

[F]

I appreciate the time.

[D]

Yes, sir. Thank you. 800. 800 radio. Just going to give me the v I n.com givethevin.com 2016 Land Cruiser ride of the week.

[B]

Here we go.

[C]

Ride of the week.

[D]

It is the ride of the week.

[C]

Who's driving it?

[D]

Connie.

[C]

Connie.

[D]

Yeah. Screwed out.

[A]

It's time for the ride of the week.

[D]

I drove a little bit.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And it made me mad because I had to make Connie the signer on these. Okay. These press cars. Cars.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Because I'm not here a lot.

[C]

Right.

[D]

So when they show up, they have to have the person that's going to drive it.

[C]

Sure.

[D]

So she's like, well, I'm the driver because it's in my name. Yeah. 16 Toyota Land Cruiser. I mean, wow. Yeah. 85 grand. It's the. It's bad to the bone. I love Land Cruisers.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

I would rather have a Land Cruiser over an LX470 Lexus. Really? Yeah. It says I've got the money, but I didn't have to show off.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

It's not. And you're not big and showy.

[D]

I'm not all. I'm not. I'm really not. I mean, on. I am.

[E]

You want luxury, but not I.

[D]

Okay. I'LL tell you the truth, I am, but I'm embarrassed about it. So I don't do it. I drive trucks, I drive whatever. Would I love to pimp around in a Bentley? Sure, yeah. Yeah, of course. Do I deserve it? No, absolutely.

[C]

Like me driving the suit, Martin, I don't deserve that.

[D]

Why? You brought it back.

[C]

Exactly.

[D]

Did you have that feeling like I don't deserve.

[C]

Totally did.

[D]

That's why I don't drive around deep.

[C]

People were asking me, you pull into somewhere to buy a sandwich. They're like, oh man, what model is that? Is that. I'm like. And I literally go, dude, I'm borrowing it.

[D]

I don't own it.

[E]

See, I'm the opposite. I'll play it up like, oh yeah. Oh, it's 50 grand. You want to buy?

[D]

It's for sale.

[E]

You know, I'll play it up.

[D]

It's. I need to get over that. Cuz that's the business I'm in. I need to show off my product a little more orange. Quit being such a redneck. But like that Benz, that S550, I mean it was an old body style too. Yeah. It's just being humble that I was driving around this week. Turley, that car's so nice. I mean I would rather sit in that car than my living room.

[C]

Really?

[D]

Oh my God.

[C]

And what year it was?

[D]

It's 07. No, it was a 10.

[C]

Wow.

[D]

But God, I mean it's just that nice. It's just so nice.

[E]

That's why with this Land Cruiser, same thing, you just rather sit in it all day.

[D]

You'll do what?

[E]

Work from certain cars. Like this one. Instead of coming up to the office.

[D]

I will sit in the parking lot and work in this car. This is really my dream car.

[B]

Really?

[E]

Well, with the many's kid as he's got.

[D]

Yeah. A Land Cruiser, this is really. And I've called a few times like how much can I really buy one for? Like, man, we don't have that many of these. It's not a high volume deal.

[C]

Yeah. So they're getting, they're getting, they're getting 85 for them.

[D]

No, but they'll discount them. But it's not as big as just you think. But I just can't get myself to write a check for that.

[C]

And because they're Toyota, they're going to hang on to the value.

[D]

I, I've seen 60,000 mile ones bring 50 grand.

[E]

What about a used one? Would you do that? I can't see you ever buying something new. That's What I've told my wife I'll never buy anything new.

[D]

Right. I almost bought one the other day and it had a bad carfax, so I bugged out on it. But no, I really like Land Cruisers. That's probably when I buy a car and I'm going to keep it. It'll. It'll either be a, you know, Silver Spur or a Land Cruiser.

[C]

No, John's made it.

[D]

Win 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. What else is going on in, in La La Land?

[C]

Let's see what else we have here. So if you bought something brand new, let's say you bought that and it didn't work, would you be upset if you bought something kind of pricey?

[D]

Yes.

[C]

And you had problems with it?

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Well, the US Government's a little upset too, because they bought this little thing, it's called a super carrier, the USS Gerald R. Ford. Just about 12.9 billion. That's with a B, folks. 12.9 billion. And it doesn't work.

[E]

Oh, no.

[C]

Little problems. Little problems like airplanes landing and taking off? Nope, not so much. Moving the weapons on board? No, not so much. Able to defend itself with radar? No, not really.

[E]

Well, who's the builder on that last contract?

[C]

They'll have so many and there's so many people. Well, it's like the new airliners. There's so many people that put parts on it. It's not one person. But you got 12.9 billion and it don't work. Let's see here. Amazon. You bought something from Amazon this week. You helped make the CEO Jeff, the third richest person in the world. Unseating billionaire and investor Warren Buffett for the first time. Yeah.

[E]

How long has this guy been a billionaire? It's been pretty recent, right?

[C]

Yeah. Right? Yeah.

[E]

Well, Amazon came on Bezos.

[C]

Yeah, he was still. He still was 200 million shy of Buffett last year, so.

[D]

But he's, that's hard.

[C]

200 million.

[D]

He's come on that hard Y off of Amazon.

[C]

Only two billionaires richer than Benzo or Microsoft, Bill Gates. And let's see here. The Warren Buffett, Zara founder, Amencio Ortiz.

[D]

Hey, guy, who is Zara? The women's like the fancy purse.

[E]

I don't know.

[D]

Well then he's oil money. That's just, that's just a rich guy starting to 73 billion design line. I know people like that. Whenever people get rich, they want to start making clothes.

[C]

When you're, when you're ordering from Amazon, realize you're helping him be number one Adam, good morning.

[D]

You're on the air.

[F]

Hey, good morning.

[D]

Hey, where are you calling from?

[F]

Dallas, Texas.

[D]

Dallas, Texas. I see a 13 vet 427 convert with 8,500 miles. Okay, is it a 1SA, a 1SB, or a 1SC?

[F]

1Sc.

[D]

Okay, so you got the big dog. Is it an automatic or a stick?

[F]

Six speed manual transmission.

[D]

You're gonna think this is stupid, but automatics and these convertibles bring more. Why? Because guys like you like having girlfriends. Yeah, and they drive these cars on the weekends, but they'll put their side batches in it on the weekdays, and the side batches cannot drive shift. Stick shift. So that's probably why Adam's wanting to sell us, because he's getting automatic now I'm getting a.

[F]

Want to get a Marcia Laga.

[D]

Okay, boy, Lambo. Your Lambo man. What color are you going with?

[F]

Maybe the Rosa, Possibly the black.

[D]

Okay, you're not green or orange Lambo man?

[F]

No, I hate those loud colors. They're just so obnoxious.

[D]

So no tattoos for you?

[F]

No, I got a lot of tattoos.

[D]

Okay. Because like, the orange or the green Lambo guy has tats. Orange or green Lambo guy used to have a Hummer H2, and it was lifted big, and then he hit some more money and he went, orange or green Lambo. I've seen this a lot, by the way. In Lambo guy is different than Ferrari guy.

[E]

In what way?

[D]

Louder, Newer money. I'm not putting you down at him. I'm just seeing what I've seen. You know, the Ferrari guys, older, quiet, money, you know, he puts in his order and he waits a year and he's fine with it. Lambo guy wants delivery.

[F]

Yesterday I traded my. My 430 in on the. On the vet, so I had a Ferrari.

[D]

So you can. You can appreciate all these little stereotypes I'm throwing out there.

[F]

Absolutely. I fit in everyone one of them.

[D]

What's your line of work?

[F]

I do sales.

[D]

Yeah, I'll listen to. Excuse me.

[B]

Don't we all.

[D]

You know that there's. There. There's two people in this world that make money. Salespeople and business owners. And it's just the facts. I mean, you know, it may be maybe medical sales. He may be. Do you own the company or do you work for a company?

[F]

I own it with my dad.

[D]

Okay. I do sales.

[B]

What are y' all getting on?

[D]

Hey, Pablo Escamar did sales, too.

[F]

Not those kind of sales.

[C]

Pharmaceuticals.

[D]

It's a stick. They're all sticks in the 427. How many miles again? Singles. What color is it?

[F]

It's white with the black racing stripe.

[D]

And what color's the top?

[F]

The black top.

[D]

In what color?

[F]

Black leather interior.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

White.

[D]

Black. Black. Is the stripe painted or sticker?

[F]

I think it's the stickers, the decal that came on it.

[D]

I'm thinking about this one because I know you're a real guy, and I mean, anybody that's handling that kind of metal is live and real. You're gonna need to trade it in, though, right? I mean, you're gonna trade it. You can take my bid.

[F]

No, I don't know anything on it. Okay. I don't know anything on it.

[D]

Just 47 grand. Buy it.

[F]

Maybe.

[D]

Yeah. What buys?

[F]

I saw. I saw a couple of them. Saw a couple of them online for, like 51, 52. So.

[D]

But, I mean, you don't have time to be running ads on Craigslist and meeting people and driving them around and then letting them go to their bank and tell you that they got turned down. That's not your. That's not your world. That's what we jack with. And for doing that, we make a little money. Yeah. Does. Does the car bring 50 grand? I hope, but will it take a while to get it? Yeah. And is there. Do I have to pay a sales guy to do it and all that stuff? You know how it works. That's from coming up with the 40 grand. 47 grand number, I think the end.

[F]

I mean, I sell airplanes, so it's the same thing. Yeah.

[D]

What type of airplanes?

[F]

Business jets.

[D]

Okay. Are you a factory rep or you still used?

[F]

No, we have a fbo.

[B]

Gotcha.

[F]

It's. It's all used airplanes.

[D]

You know David. Henry. No, no, he's. He's in. Henry. Coffee. I've got a lot of friends in the aviation because I'm a pilot. I fly a little Baron. I go auction to auction all around the region. Been using a Baron for 99, 82, 58 p. Nice. It's fun.

[F]

Do you have the club seats or the. The six, four patients?

[D]

They're club.

[F]

Okay.

[D]

Yeah, exactly. That's a great bird to learn how to fly a real airplane in.

[F]

Yeah, my dad and I, we have a new Baron. We have a. A 58G that we used to go look at airplanes and go around it.

[D]

Right. Did you buy it new? Yeah, not many people do anymore. Anyway, you know, I talk airplanes all day. We're gonna geek out and get into hanger talk. Okay. 47 grand. Go to. Give me the van, load it up, send it on. You know what to do. You're in the same business.

[F]

Okay.

[D]

Hey, and also all your trade ins on when people are trading in heavy cars on airplanes. Go to us, come to us.

[F]

Yeah, okay.

[D]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Justin. A 13 Ford Explorer Limited with eight. He's got to be worth 1213 grand, isn't it?

[F]

I was hoping to get a little more than that.

[D]

Then go to givemetheven.com let's look at it. Give me the options and we'll try to give you a little bit more.

[F]

Okay, thanks.

[D]

Okay. Sean. I see this gas Laramie. I'm scared to bid it because of the gas. I need to think about it. That's why I've left you on hold forever. If you'll go to givemetheven.com we'll get out. Get on it after the show. Chris. 03 accord with 21,000 miles. Is it leather, cloth?

[F]

Yeah, it is cloth.

[D]

Is it a four cylinder?

[F]

It is four cylinder.

[D]

It's oh three. It's old ass body style, but great miles. Did somebody pass away and leave it to you?

[F]

Yes, exactly.

[D]

I need to put an agent at the funeral home. Oh, no. The best cars we come up with are if this car was a little bit newer and had that fresher body style, I'd really surprise you. Well, I'm four or five grand buy this car.

[F]

How much, sir?

[D]

Four to five grand.

[F]

Well, that sounds pretty reasonable.

[D]

If it was A man, I think 05 was the next body style. And then it would look like an 09. I could really give you some money for it. But that body styles were capped out there. I will buy that. If you'll sell it, I'll buy. Do you have a clear title?

[F]

Yes, I do.

[D]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com or actually they took your information, so they already loaded you up. But we don't have your email address, we don't have your VIN number, we don't have your pictures. So when you put in your the same number you gave the screener, it'll merge with your files. Push the pictures, push the vin. Say John, hit me at four to five on the radio. I'm a seller and we'll verify it and get you checked. Where do you live?

[F]

I live out here at Eagle Mountain Lake.

[D]

Okay. Our office, closest office to you is at 30 in Camp Bowie. And we can run out there and pick it up if you don't bring it to us.

[F]

All right.

[D]

Hey, do you want to Buy my boat. It's at harbor one. It's been sitting there for a year.

[F]

I work only just down the street from harbor one. I love it out here.

[D]

I've got a 30 foot sea ray that I need to sell. I need somebody to sell it for me. I'm serious.

[F]

Well, I mean, I'm the wrong guy, but somebody else.

[D]

Well, I'll buy the Accord. I know what to do with cars. I do not know what do to do with boats.

[C]

Well, give it to me and I will sell it on Craigslist.

[D]

Okay, That's a deal.

[F]

All right.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

And you'll give me a little.

[D]

Yeah, I'll give you more than a little. Please. Okay, yes.

[C]

Give me all the details.

[D]

Okay, done deal. I've got to get rid of this boat. It is.

[E]

It's an anchor.

[D]

It's just chewing money. Yeah, I don't use it. Yeah, I bought it off the damn radio over a year ago from a guy from Canada that lived in Houston. And I just like, oh, my God, I love it. And now I need to get rid of it.

[C]

Now. You don't love it? No, I don't use it where Most boats go.

[D]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Go to givemetheven.com. be right back, por favor.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[D]

I feel like I'm going to heaven.

[C]

Why?

[D]

It's hot in here.

[C]

It is hot.

[B]

You've already done your time in hell this morning.

[D]

For those of y' all just tuned in. Yeah, our. Our air conditioner went out in our building. And we have no windows in this office complex. I mean, open windows that open.

[C]

It is conservatively about 97 degrees in here.

[D]

Is that what it is?

[B]

Is it really?

[D]

But it's stuffed. Coffee.

[C]

Good.

[D]

God.

[E]

Feels like a sauna. Basically, you sit in the steam rooms.

[D]

Yeah, I'm in my underwear. I'm not lying. Literally doing my pants. It is so easy. We. I do it in my underwear. It's. It's hot, man. What's. What's in the. Let me. Let me grab Tilo. Tilo, where are you calling from? Is it Tilo?

[F]

T, I L O. Yeah. Galena Park.

[D]

Where's that?

[F]

It's east Houston. Okay, right there. Right by 610. Ship channel.

[D]

East side, west side.

[B]

Never trust a man from Houston.

[D]

Dodge Charger RT with 46. Is it leather or roof?

[F]

No, I don't have leather. No roof.

[D]

Just A big engine.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

Okay. How many miles? 46. What color?

[F]

Black.

[D]

Black.

[F]

Black on black on black.

[D]

Black on black. I'm a, I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a 17 grand buyer.

[B]

17.

[D]

Okay, maybe, maybe 18. Maybe 18. 17, 18. Go to. Give me the vin.com. load it up. If that, if, if that range.

[F]

Yeah, yeah, I loaded, I loaded it up already wondering because I wanted to trade it in. I'm paying like six something on it.

[D]

I don't know. What do you want to buy?

[F]

I'm driving about 35 miles of work. I'm trying to get something a little bit better on, guys. Yeah.

[D]

Go see Chris Godwin in Humble, Texas at Robin's Nissan. Tell him I sent you. He'll get you an ultima. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What's in the news, J.D.

[C]

Well, let's see here. We got Ezekiel Elliott of the Dallas Cowboys.

[D]

Where did he come from? Ohio.

[C]

Ms. Ohio State, first round, kind of a. It's a he said, she said thing with his girlfriend. Whether he did anything as far as abuse, domestic violence. He's saying he didn't. And some people are lining up saying he was with us and some other people. Of course, his girlfriend has pictures and she's saying, yes, he did.

[D]

Pictures of him doing it or pictures of her beat up.

[B]

Of the beat up bruises on her arms.

[C]

Yes.

[E]

And the claim, because this backstory, is that he broke up with her. When he broke up with her, she said, I'm gonna make you pay.

[C]

Well, you know what? I've had girlfriends like this. Honestly, I'm not saying she is, but we don't know.

[D]

Been there.

[C]

No, we don't know, but I've been there.

[D]

Well.

[E]

And you should know as an athlete that, hey, when you're going out with a girl, he's got a bright future, Right?

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Point. You know, this girl may be too crazy. She's gonna cost me something, right?

[C]

Absolutely.

[E]

So stay away.

[C]

You would. Thank you.

[E]

It's my advice.

[C]

Speaking of people that are, stay away.

[D]

From women that are crazy.

[E]

If you're getting into the ball, good luck.

[C]

Speaking of people that are crazy and sports figures and in trouble with their girlfriends, Johnny Menzel punched a friend at the wedding. At a wedding. At a wedding. Yeah. His comeback attempt may have hit a snag over the weekend. While in a wife for a wedding, Manzel and a friend reportedly got into a fist fight and Manzel punched the guy in the face.

[D]

I saw a photo of him last week and it's so bad. Did you see it Bob?

[B]

Yeah, I know exactly the one you so bad.

[C]

Now he says I truly apologize. I should not have done that. I'll make it. This is such.

[D]

It's now that. Now that he's a spokesman for that headshot shop.

[E]

That's what they were fighting about actually.

[B]

Apparently Bad for gas Pip.

[C]

They were fighting. Oh cuz they were in Hawaii.

[D]

I think it's good for gas pipe if you use the trunk marketing plan. Just create chaos.

[C]

Create chaos.

[D]

Yeah. What I mean have you heard the new Johnny Manzel head pipe?

[C]

No. Gas commercial? No, I haven't.

[B]

Is there a good one here? Yeah.

[D]

Let's hear it. The gas pipe.

[C]

Oh, the gas pipe.

[D]

The gas pipe. The gas pipe.

[B]

This is Johnny Manzel. I wanted to tell you about a new exclusive you can only get at the gas pipe. The gas pipe. The gas pipe. The gas pipe. This is my all new Johnny Bongman three way Smokinator man. With two bowls, one sweet water cooling chamber and three mouthpieces just right for you and your buds before the big game or maybe later with a couple of fine babes. Just put a little water in the chamber, fill those bowls up with your favorite tobacco product. Light em up and get three Hail Mary lungfuls of awesome. Smoking ain't goodness. It's right on solid man. And you can get the Johnny Bong man in your favorite team colors like Cleveland Browns orange and black. Or go old school with good old A and M aggie maroon Gig em and don't freak out you homer. Cause we're gonna make a Dallas Cowboys model as soon as Jerry J. Puts in some up front front dinero and he's gonna. Cause I'm Johnny Football yo. And you can only get the Johnny Bong man at one cool joint.

[C]

Look at.

[B]

Making dollars.

[C]

He is missing. He'll always.

[D]

His dad has just been more and more verbal. He's an addict. I hope they pick him up. I hope he goes to rehab before he goes to prison.

[C]

It is hard as a parent to watch that happen and watch or as a friend. I've had friends do it and you just. It's really tough to watch somebody spin out and not be able to do a damn thing about it.

[B]

It is very difficult.

[C]

It's really hard to watch our friend do Pokemon Go and not do anything about it.

[D]

Yeah, that's the next thing we need to. Friends don't let friends Do Pokemon Go. Michael. Oh, I'm sorry, Michael. 13 Silverado. Is it four wheel drive or two?

[F]

It's two wheel drive.

[D]

Is it a Texas edition?

[F]

No.

[D]

Is it leather or cloth?

[F]

It's cloth.

[D]

Does it have a bench, front seat, or buckets?

[F]

It's bucket.

[D]

It's upper teens. It's a crew cab, right?

[F]

What's that?

[D]

It's a crew cab, right?

[F]

It's club cab.

[D]

It's extended doors in the back. Okay. And then it's mid. Mid teens, like 16 grand.

[F]

Okay.

[D]

If it's an SLA, go to givemethevin.com, load it up, give me the VIN, givemethevin.com and push a couple pictures. Push the VIN number. And remember, all these cars that I'm bidding on the air, I'm assuming they have clean carfaxes without accident history. When they have a bad carfax, we do have to adjust them somewhat. The more expensive the car, the more we have to adjust them. The Johnny Manziel Smokinator Man.

[C]

Smokinator Man. And laugh. So anyway, people are getting. People are following these Pokemon Go things. They're going on a private property. They're going into buildings that are closed. It's called breaking and entering.

[E]

But there are shot at some point, right?

[C]

There are people, though. There are already people that are getting arrested for going on people's property that they're not. But their defense is the Pokeman Go told me to go and it must be okay. No, it's not. It's not our right to do that. What?

[D]

No.

[C]

Y' all were looking at me like.

[D]

Ted Cruz was going to come in because I said that he's going to be a preacher. Oh. And he said he'd come in and do a little sermon for us. I think that's that. That's his future is as a TV angelic creature. Man.

[B]

I agree. I've always got that feeling off this guy.

[D]

I have, too.

[B]

Goody goody things.

[C]

If you didn't know what he did before and you and somebody told you, showed you his picture and said, this guy's a preacher, you'd go, yep.

[D]

In our next segment, I think Ted's going to come in or call in and share the word of the Lord with us a little bit. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Be right back.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[D]

And this is another good song by Leonard Skinner. We are going home at 4 o' clock today. Give me the VIN. Buyer's office will be open till 4 today. You can push leads until 4. If you come in after 4 or 5, then probably won't get an answer till Monday morning. We typically get 100 on Sunday, so Monday morning's real busy. But, yeah. Last chance for romance right now. Last segment of the day. You can call in right now. 800-800-7234. Just go to givemetheven.com. lila, you've got a 12 RAM. It says SC. Does that mean super cab?

[F]

Single. Single cap.

[D]

Okay. Is it a long bed or short?

[F]

Short. I. I don't know. My husband's at work. We have a baby on the way and just trying to, you know, get the best value.

[D]

Do you know if it's an slt?

[F]

No, it's not. I don't. It doesn't. I've never heard of that.

[D]

Does it have power windows? Yes. Does it have a power driver's seat and big wheels?

[F]

Yes.

[D]

I sure need to see pictures of this car. It's got good miles are okay. I'm thinking 10,000, 10 to 11. But I need to see photos. Can you go to givemetheven.com and push the VIN number and a couple pictures when he gets back? Or if you got the truck there, you can do it now. Where you live?

[F]

Yeah, Louisiana.

[D]

Where you be staying? Lafayette. Well, I have transport coming down there twice next week to pick up cars. So we can. If we buy your truck, we can get you paid and get it picked up. Okay.

[F]

If it's not. If the title is still with the finance company, would that. Yeah, do that too.

[D]

Yeah, we. We'll pay off your payoff. Okay, but saying that doesn't mean. Do you know what your payoff is?

[F]

I believe 12.

[D]

Okay. So you need to get as close to 12 as you can. Yeah. Go to give me the vin.com. load it up. Let me see it. If it hits me right, I can give it. I just have to see it. The regular cab kind of throw me off a little bit. All right, 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio.

[B]

What's so funny about your neck of the woods, Marty?

[E]

I think B is delirious.

[B]

Okay, tell me.

[D]

The heat's taking him down.

[E]

He's making all these faces.

[C]

Well, we've been in here four hours. It's 100 degrees. What is he. Are you all right?

[B]

Goes back 1994.

[D]

E. Has anyone seen. Everybody want some yet? Everybody? Have you seen it, Bob? It's like A Dazed and Confused movie.

[E]

Is it good?

[D]

I haven't seen a real film.

[B]

I say it's a spiritual sequel. It's basically the same kind of kids in their 30s during the 80s or something.

[E]

Right?

[B]

In their 20s during the 80s.

[D]

Well, I don't know.

[C]

Is this in theaters?

[D]

It was. It's out, but I think it's gonna be like a Fast Times at Ridgemont High kind of.

[C]

What's it called?

[D]

Everybody wants some like the Van Halen song. Everybody wants.

[B]

JD okay, you tell me what's wrong with you. Come on.

[D]

So, Ted Cruz, some fresh air. He denounced the Republican Party this week.

[C]

Yeah, well, not really. He's. He's your conscience.

[D]

I'm gonna take it as such. I mean, my opinion is all.

[C]

That's how everybody read it, in my.

[D]

Opinion is he punked Donald Trump.

[C]

He got booed off stage, and he.

[D]

Punked the Republican Party and he punked his political career. And he set himself up for his TV preacher job that's coming down the pipeline. He's doing.

[C]

Gonna do that. I mean, he would.

[D]

Well, he's right here, Ted.

[C]

Oh, no, I didn't know that.

[D]

Ted, I'm. I'm glad that you're getting out of politics. You're going to get into the clothes.

[B]

Well, thank you, John. We've always had a plan to do what's best for our countrymen.

[C]

Ah, that explains the vote your conscience. That explains the whole wraparound.

[B]

My friends and fellow Christian brothers and sisters here at the TV Dish Church of the Living Breathing House of God, Incorporated.

[D]

What?

[C]

What?

[B]

I'm truly humbled. And Heidi and the kids and I are so happy to bring you the true word of God as told to me daily during my many talks with the Almighty via spirit. The words of the almighty Jesus and your generous contributions to our ministry have led Heidi to seek several rounds of elective surgery and mammary reconstruction. Now, in addition to being a true pious and socially conservative woman of God, she's so hot that she makes the eternal fires of hell jealous. And don't forget, with my ministry's signature new no Bama can cooperative, you can send your monthly coverage amount to us here instead of to the liberal health insurance industry. One of our cherished, blessed, rich friends in Congress will personally say a prayer for your good health with no deductible. And who's going to treat you best? God or one of Satan's death panel practitioners again. Thank you. Join us next week for a special message from one of our dearest, most dedicated and uplifted uplifting spiritual leaders. Brother Deacon Dick Cheney.

[C]

Oh, no.

[B]

Make sure you get those little ones enrolled in our Water Babies program because there's nothing more vital or appropriate than our precious youth being initiated into the lifelong worship of our Lord and Savior and learning how to hold their breath all at the same time. Until next time, here on the TV disc Church of the Living Breathing House of God Incorporated, this is the Reverend Ted saying, good day, God bless, and in the words of Jesus Christ himself, remember, if you're unwilling to give, we don't want you.

[C]

What?

[D]

He's gonna be great.

[B]

Praise God.

[D]

You're gonna be great, Ted. You've found your calling, sir. You found it.

[B]

That'll be $400,000.

[D]

Oh, yeah. I think you need to save that for last week. Next week we need to replay. That's funny.

[B]

I knew as soon as I saw that guy. Do you remember the runoff? He barely got into his Senate seat versus David Dewhurst, another Republican. And he was dirty campaign all the way, bringing up stuff from when Dewhurst was 13. That old LBJ strategy. Of course he didn't do it, but let's make the bastard deny it.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

So, Bob, if you were. If you were running for high political office, and I will. What would they try to. What would come up in the vet process?

[B]

Okay, okay, here we go.

[C]

He's just hot and delirious enough to tell us. Okay, okay. Now that you're forced.

[D]

So, Bobo, we agree with your angle and your politics. We'd like for you to represent our district as the Senate House from the Republican side this year. But we need to take you through the vetting process. Tell me about some skeletons in your closet.

[B]

As a Democrat. A Democrat, I have, in fact, experimented with my mind and metabolism in many ways that were not perfectly legal at the time, though none was ever administered by any kind of a hypodermic needle. And I'm proud of that.

[D]

Did you inhale?

[B]

Absolutely.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

All of it?

[C]

All day?

[B]

Many times.

[D]

All right. So you've. You've recreated, right?

[B]

No girl ever broke up with me because I killed her.

[D]

Okay, that's. That's a start.

[C]

That's a good. Yeah. Yeah, I think.

[D]

Well, no, you know, what's your job history look like? Have you ever been. Have you ever been let go?

[B]

Hey, man, I've done a minimum of three weeks. Everywhere I've ever worked hurt.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

All right.

[C]

Powerful.

[D]

Now, I heard that you did get fired from a manufacturing plant in Wichita Falls for some office pornography.

[B]

No, no, I quit, man.

[D]

Oh. Well, what's the story? Because we're afraid that might come up on the campaign.

[B]

I went into business for myself.

[D]

Yeah, but wasn't there. I. I heard the story about. About making a copy on a copier and.

[B]

Nah, they made that update.

[D]

Well, we're gonna have to address it in the campaign.

[B]

They made that up.

[D]

Yeah, but that's not good enough. How do you defend it when they say that they didn't make it up?

[B]

Cause it would happen. Okay.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

What happened, man?

[C]

What's wrong with you?

[B]

This guy sent me a picture of a fish. It was a giant piranha, and I don't know if it was Photoshopped or not. It was like a big fish. I thought, wow. Well, I was on the Safety Council, so I had full computer access all over the place. So I sent this to another guy. I thought, he's gonna love this fish. And while I'm at it, here's a picture of a girl, too.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

So I went to a heavily used office where many female co workers also got their emails and pictures and things and just got out, man.

[D]

So this really happened and they wanted you to. They made you retire young?

[B]

No, I quit.

[D]

Okay. Yeah. That's when you came to work with us.

[B]

We're in the business for myself as a salesman.

[D]

What were you selling?

[B]

I can't say.

[D]

Yeah, this is gonna be a tough road, man.

[B]

Now I can do it because. Look at the other.

[E]

He's a good candidate, John.

[B]

That's what Hillary was thinking about six months ago. Well, look at the other guy.

[C]

Yeah, don't look at me, look at the other guy.

[D]

No problem with me.

[C]

That's all they do.

[D]

That's all.

[C]

They do this in this campaign so far. Yeah, but look at him, ladies and gentlemen. Wait.

[E]

Oh, here's brushes back.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Hillary.

[C]

Oh, man.

[B]

Is the worst of both evils. Really? You heard it here first. That's what they're saying. How do you.

[C]

The punchline. That never was.

[D]

No, that was.

[C]

I love it, ladies and gentlemen. How. How do you.

[B]

How do you compare the death of Robert Foster?

[D]

Yeah. I knew his son, Whitewater.

[B]

He went TC the fact that she knows she married a BJ a day man. And the subsequent cover ups.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Ever since. But she's also been Secretary of State and, you know, first lady for a long time. Children's Health Insurance Program. I'm talking to him about it.

[C]

Shut up.

[B]

You're a doper and I don't like you.

[C]

But, Rush, you sort of were involved with the pills.

[D]

I mean, Rush, you've got a little oxy Cotton past.

[B]

Time for more Percocet. That's why after this word from the Excellence in Broadcasting Network, what this show.

[C]

Needs, we need Peret as our sponsor.

[B]

Talent on loan from God.

[D]

God, my hands are winning, man. That story didn't come over right. The one with. About my buddy and his banging his uncle's girlfriend.

[C]

It didn't. How could you have made that better, Josh?

[D]

I thought it didn't make me laugh when I told it, right. And when I was there, it was funny. I mean, fun. E. Were you drunk?

[C]

Were you high?

[D]

No, no, no. I'm not a big high guy. I talk about it.

[C]

That was back then.

[B]

I don't think you described the girl enough.

[D]

Yeah, she. She had that. She was very fake tan. She was driving. It was just so great when she came to pick drop him off at my house.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And he was riding around with his uncle's girlfriend that he's been nailing and they've got her kid in the back seat in a baby seat.

[C]

That's a great. That's the punch.

[D]

The funniest part was how defensive he got when he told me about the herpes. And I'm like, dude, you don't need that. He's like. He was kind of like in love with her. Like enamored by it. He got all about her. Yeah. He wanted to fight about a little bit. She knows when she's flaring up, man. She's got it under control.

[C]

I wish you did.

[B]

He was all last American virgin about it.

[C]

Yeah, right.

[D]

He was.

[B]

Don't talk about Donna, man.

[D]

09M3, put him on hold real quick. I want to grab it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We need to get her on the air, Chris. A hundred thousand. Mile 08 BMW is a convertible or a hard top.

[F]

It's a hard top, but it is also a salvage.

[D]

Is it three grand or two?

[F]

What's that?

[D]

Two or three grand? It's an 08. It's an 08 M3. What's it take to buy it?

[F]

You know, I'm asking for 20. I know that's optimistic.

[D]

I don't think you can get 20 for a non salvage title.

[F]

No.

[D]

Where do you live? Happy town. Where do you live?

[F]

I've looked at other cars with clean titles and a little, you know, bit less miles and they're all listed 25, 27 with a hundred thousand miles close to it.

[D]

Where do you live? Where you live? Where? What city?

[F]

North Houston.

[D]

North Houston, okay.

[F]

Texas.

[D]

I figured you Lived on the outskirts. You've been doing meth or something? Lost your damn mind.

[C]

Stop it.

[D]

Salvage title, rule of thumb. Take average wholesale and cut it in half. And then we'll think about it. We still ain't buying. Cuz if. If they didn't do a good job and line up all the panels, right? I mean, if it's put together with Elmer, we can't use it. This car's got frame damage.

[B]

27,000.

[D]

It's. I mean, salvage titles, I mean, they're cheap for a reason, but when you go to sell them, you're not going to get what you're thinking you're going to get.

[E]

I thought I was hearing him wrong. It was like the heat getting to me. And did he say 27,000?

[B]

Hell, I'd take 7,000 for my liver as is right now.

[D]

Okay, give me the vin dot com. Fayetteville, Missouri. Fort Smith, Lafayette, Wichita Falls, Beaumont, Port Arthur, Houston, Texas, Abilene. All you guys, loved having you on the ride today. We will be back next week, 8 or 9pm Saturday, depending on where we start in your city. Remember, the podcast is on itunes or just go to givemetheven.com this afternoon. Click the itunes button and it'll take you straight to it. Clip out all the commercials if you missed any of the show and you want to catch some of it. Our downloads have been heavier and heavier and heavier, so people seem to enjoy it. I have people like tweaking it too, like sending Facebook messages. Where's the podcast? Where's the podcast? Widen up yet? Why didn't I. Yeah, they love it and I'm flattering. Yeah, it's great. Give me the event.com is where you get your car appraised. We want to buy them. We're not wanting to bid them, but we do that as a service. We want to buy the cars. It's not some Internet scam. It's not some crap. We buy over 100, 200 cars a week. That's what we do. That's how we make our living week. Make about 400 bucks a car. That's what we're working with.

[C]

Pick up the car and drop off the check.

[D]

Yeah, and we buy them, lots of them. Heavy stuff. 100 grand, 2 grand, whatever. We buy them. We'll be back next Saturday. Over and out.

[F]

$16,000, ladies and gentlemen. That wraps this little show up. Y' all move right over. Buy you some Bibles or go back down the lane and buy you whatever you want.