#550 John Clay Wolfe Show 04.11.26

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #550 Detailed Summary

Date: April 11, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Podcast Theme: Freewheeling, irreverent discussions on cars, sports, lifestyle, pop culture, and whatever’s on the crew’s mind—served with sharp humor, recurring sidekicks, wild callers, and a healthy dose of FCC-defying risk.

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Episode Overview

This high-energy episode delivers everything fans expect from JCW and crew: chaotic car appraisals, wild tangents on news and pop culture, raunchy humor, and genuine moments of listener engagement. Highlights include much talk about The Masters golf tournament, a classic riff on FCC language policing, colorful stories about wild car deals and collectible vehicles, satire of Russia and AI hackers, memorable listener calls (including “Speech Impediment Terrence”), and the host’s musings about the future of the show.

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Masters Tournament Craziness – When Sports and FCC Meet

[00:14-04:00]

• The show opens with a raucous, FCC-daring riff about whether Tiger Woods is currently at the Masters.

• Memorable exchange:

  • B: “Tiger was masturbating in the woods.”
  • C (producer): “That was the fastest dump we've had to do... Not even a minute in, he got dumped.”
    [00:44]

• The group debates where Tiger Woods really is—rehab, car crash, or “masturbating in the woods.”

• They joke about FCC “dump buttons” and on-air word quotas, showcasing the irreverent tone.

2. Crossing Sports Worlds – Jason Kelce at the Masters

[02:22-03:47]

• NFL star Jason Kelce is at the Masters, in full caddy gear, giving humorous, outsider commentary.

• E: “Kelsey is just. He’s not ready for a standalone walk around... He’s great. His podcast is awesome, but he doesn’t go solo.”
  [03:21]

• Lively banter comparing Kelce to characters from Caddyshack, debate on media “crossover” stunts.

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3. Celebrity Gossip Run Wild – Tiger, Kardashians & Car Crashes

[04:03-06:09]

• The panel riffs on Tiger Woods’ injuries, pill use, and outlandish rumors (e.g., “let him screw Kardashian’s mother”).
• B: “Let him take his pills, let him roll his cars... Let him hammer one out behind a tree. But we just don't know about it.”
  [05:12]
• The guys riff on celebrity dating rumors, race, and Tiger’s alleged love life, with tongue-in-cheek stereotyping.

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4. Bit Characters: Tiger’s Mother & Speech Impediment Terrence

[06:15-09:03, 21:52-24:44]

• Hilarious, off-kilter impressions: “Tiger Woods’ mother” and frequent caller “Speech Impediment Terrence.”
• “Tiger’s mother” launches into a Julia Child parody of cooking French toast as the crew cracks up.
• Terrence tries and spectacularly fails at a dialect, then delivers bizarre, barely intelligible news “updates.”
• B: "What was that? He had a stickware?"
  [09:55]

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5. Car Talk – Nancy Sinatra’s Jaguar & Listener Props

[11:47-14:56, 16:00-19:55]

• Listener Andrew calls in with Nancy Sinatra’s 1976 Jaguar. The team suspects it’s a piece of junk, flirting over the car’s (lack of) value.
• B: “It’s a 76 Jag boat acre that really... it’s a crusher. The only reason I even took your phone call is because I like Nancy Sinatra.”
  [13:18]
• Other calls praise the GiveMeTheVin.com buyer experience, including stories of elderly women unloading a Porsche GT4.

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6. Deep Dive: Hot Rods, Car Builds & Modding Debate

[19:07-21:22, 67:34-70:26]

• Turley reviews a heavily-modified vintage Suburban: “Your butt will pucker when it’s storming.”
• Heated debate about hot rod features—dash design, insulation, mirrors, stereos, airbags.
  • B: “If you put the right dash in it and then you put an airbag steering wheel in it, it doesn’t look right. It would look like a three-boobed woman.”
    [19:55]
• Later: John updates on their “Fire Chicken” Trans Am build—now pushing over 700hp—and why “sleepy” (sleeper) cars are the best kind.

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7. Florida News: Near Disasters, Bus Drivers Gone Wild

[29:31-32:26]

• E brings Sunshine State News: drunk drivers hit police cars, a reckless school bus driver nearly collides with a train, and the “moth effect.”
• Actual bus/train crash audio played; the child’s testimony referenced (“I ain’t stopping for no train”).
• Spirited discussion on traffic laws, “move over” rules, and Florida man stereotypes.

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8. International & Political Chaos – Peace Talks & Tiny Russian Stars

[34:14-38:36]

• The crew pivots to news analysis: Middle East peace talks, oil prices, and U.S.-Iran tensions.
• Out of left field, John asks if the notorious Internet meme star Hasbulla (a Russian with dwarfism) is the same “Hezbollah” everyone’s fighting.
  • Leads to a Google dive on Hasbulla’s background, the place of dwarves in pop culture, and a riff on weird world politics.
  • E: “A dwarf is a person with a medical condition causing short stature, while ‘midget’ is now outdated...” [37:12]

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9. “You Just Lost A Listener” – Complaints & Real America

[80:18-81:18, 81:19-82:43]

• The show reads a listener’s scathing email: “You might live in the South, but y'all ain't no kind of country boys...”
• John and crew fire back with tongue-in-cheek pride about not knowing “how to tie up a hog.”
  • Dialogue on boars, rural life, and what a “holler” is.

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10. Giveaway Game: “Big Brain Quiz”

[117:23-122:59]

• Bobo’s music “big brain quiz”—what do The Kinks, Van Halen, and Oasis have in common? (A: All have/brothers in band.)
• Two unsuccessful callers before the winner nails it.
• Fully in the show’s tradition of mixing cars and classic rock.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

1. FCC Panic, Right Out the Gate
   C: “That was the fastest dump we've had to do… Not even a minute in, he got dumped.” [00:44]
2. Tiger Woods, Rehab & Rumors
   B: “Let him take his pills, let him roll his cars... Let him hammer one out behind a tree. But we just don't know about it.” [05:12]
3. Listener Testimonial, Suburban Review
   C: “It drives like a new vehicle... But your butt will pucker when it’s storming.” [18:00]
4. Cars as Mistresses, Mopar Auction Reveal
   B: “He had a mistress. And it was this Mopar collection. She [his wife] didn’t know about it until he died.” [105:00]
5. On Show’s Pending End
   F: “I actually heard a rumor that you may be leaving the show.”
   B: “Yeah...I’m planning on quitting right around 4th of July.” [99:39]
6. Hacker Truth Bomb
   B: “So they send them 50 bucks and a bag of potatoes back to work.” [96:13]

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Noteworthy Timestamps

• [00:14] – Opens with Masters/Tiger riff, FCC dump drama
• [11:47] – Nancy Sinatra’s Jaguar call
• [16:46] – Listener props GiveMeTheVIN experience
• [19:07] – Suburban build critique
• [29:31] – Florida lightning round: DUI & bus/train disaster
• [34:14] – Iran, oil prices, Hasbulla riff
• [38:27] – Station calls & the “Guatemalan lover” joke
• [80:18] – "You Just Lost a Listener" angry letter
• [117:23] – "Big Brain Quiz" classic rock trivia

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Episode Highlights

Car Calls & Lightning Rounds

• As always, the show’s bread and butter is listeners wanting to sell their cars. Calls about classic muscle cars, rare finds, and “hoopties” provide a steady, fun backbone (see: Nancy Sinatra's Jag, the “Fire Chicken” Trans Am, multiple Trans Ams and Mopars up for auction).

Comedy Characters & Parodies

• Speech Impediment Terrence and “Tiger’s Mother” impressions bring oddball laughs.
• Julia Child hologram French toast bit: “This morning we make a French toast, fry it, rookie fry... but delicious!” [07:10]

Real Listener Engagement

• Listeners call to praise the VIN service, share stories about life (e.g., struggling with upside-down car loans, diabetes), and participate in giveaways and trivia—a window into the show's blue-collar, everyman appeal.

Tech & AI

• Russian “hacker” satirical interview (“Putin sends you like 50 bucks if you break an American company…”) [93:22]
• Plug for Incogni, a spam prevention service, followed with a tongue-in-cheek warning from the hacker about cyber warfare.

Host’s Mortality & Show’s Future

• John muses about his health (“I don’t get scared of much, but this is—so I bought a [Dodge] Demon… it was too fast, too much” [68:19]), expresses his workaholic drive as a response to his own physical limitations (“I am afraid of dying, I’m telling you”) [145:12].
• He openly discusses plans to end the show’s radio run around July 4, teasing future projects online and in-person.

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Tone & Language

• Fast, irreverent, sometimes chaotic.
• Jokes run risqué, with much talk of sex, addiction, and FCC boundaries—but always with a wink to the audience.
• Insightful when it comes to cars/collectibles, knowledgeable on car values, auctions, and the mechanics of deals.

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For Listeners Who Missed It…

This episode is a blend of car culture, sports banter, roasts of celebrity rumors, satire on world affairs/AI, wild game show energy, and listener-driven storytelling. The underlying spirit: leave your seriousness at the door; you’re in JCW country.

Listen if: You want behind-the-scenes car market talk, love classic/rock trivia, appreciate raunchy, improvisational humor, enjoy true American “character radio” with plenty of real-caller spice.

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How to Listen/Follow Up

• jcwshow.com – Podcast, live stream, merch, YouTube channel.
• Phone: 800-800-RADIO (calls for selling cars, jokes, and wild stories).
• Social/YouTube: Search “John Clay Wolfe Show” for wild videos—including the new Mopar auction teaser.

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Transcript

[A]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show, America's largest weekend morning show. Call John toll free, 800, 800 radio, and check out the [e-mail] or John

[B]

claywolf.com is the masters this week?

[C]

The Masters is right now. Yes.

[B]

Tiger's playing.

[C]

Tiger now.

[D]

Cbs.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Tigers in rehab.

[D]

The Masters.

[B]

Tiger's not playing.

[C]

No,

[E]

Tiger's not playing.

[B]

Tiger was masturbating in the woods.

[E]

Nope.

[B]

No, no, no. He rolled his car over.

[E]

Not even a legend.

[B]

What happened?

[C]

No one ever heard that.

[D]

That was really fast.

[C]

It was the. That was the fastest dump we've had to do, John. On the show. History.

[B]

You dumped.

[C]

Congratulations, John.

[E]

Yes, we did.

[C]

Not even a minute in. He got dumped.

[B]

I didn't think that that was dumpable material.

[D]

I'm with you. It is a proper term.

[C]

It is, but you can't.

[B]

No. What part of it did you need to dump?

[E]

The whole thing from the time you said tiger is.

[B]

Yeah. Masturbation.

[D]

This is gonna be so great on the podcast. Don't worry about it. I've got uncut footage, kids.

[B]

Dude, you can say that word.

[E]

Yes, you can say that word. But not associated with somebody.

[B]

The second dump was uncalled for and

[E]

a criminal activity then you probably should get away from.

[B]

That's not criminal activity.

[D]

We used to have a quota on that term. We used to say it five times per show.

[E]

Yeah, it's not. It's not the word.

[B]

Can I say the word? It's not the word I was talking about. I said masturbation.

[E]

Okay, you can say that word.

[F]

Thank you.

[C]

Just the word.

[E]

Cannot associate it.

[B]

And I was talking about Tiger woods in the woods and car crash, which

[E]

there's absolutely no correlation whatsoever. Legally.

[B]

It's a joke.

[E]

Hey, you know, we got video of the Master. I know what it is. John has some spare time he wants to spend in court. We have video of the. If you're an avid golfer, maybe, you know, some of the golfers are crazy people. Yes. You want to tell. Of course. The Masters is on this week and most of the coverage been pretty good so far.

[B]

His cat, he said don't count him out. He thinks he'll show up. So is it too late? He's not going to show up.

[D]

He's a comer.

[B]

Up at.

[E]

Stop it. Philadelphia Eagles Center, Jason Kelsey was doing some live reports from the gallery. Actually wearing a Masters caddy jumpsuit. So he's, you know, he's jumping right in the middle of it. Number four Mike, caddy outfit on. We're going to be mingling around this par three contest grounds here at Augusta National Golf Club. I'm out here with the patrons. Everybody's excited for today, guys.

[F]

Yeah, we are.

[E]

I got my Augusta national chair. I got my cooler. About 18 sandwiches in here. One of the things I'm looking forward to most today. I have never seen a hole in one in person. And there's more than enough par threes out here to make it happen. We're going to be mingling. I'm going to be giving advice. Hopefully nobody's going to be taking it. Maybe I get a stick in my hands. I don't know if I deserve that.

[D]

But back to you guys.

[E]

Jason, Kelsey, What a great.

[B]

Pay to do that. Yeah.

[E]

Yes.

[D]

Yeah. ESPN's throwing him into every little. It's the crossover thing. Turley explained this to me last night.

[B]

Like, cross dressing, crossing over different sports.

[E]

The video on YouTube.

[C]

Cross Pollen is what I call.

[D]

I saw that bit the other day. It was a perfect mix for the Kardashians of the really good and the really bad. Because I love the par three tournament. But Kelsey is just. He's not ready for a standalone walk around. Right. He's great. His podcast is awesome.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

But he doesn't go solo.

[C]

He's kind of, you know, the jock that's out there, and he's got the beers and all that kind of. They're trying to make it.

[B]

He's Carl from Caddyshack. Yeah.

[C]

Kind of what they're doing, but that's not what the masters. They do.

[E]

Not like that.

[B]

Like that at all.

[C]

That's not their MO at all.

[D]

Rather see Tiger from rehab. Yeah.

[E]

Yeah, I'd watch that.

[B]

What type of rehab? Pills.

[E]

Yeah, pills. Yes.

[B]

Well, it sounds like he needs back rehab. I mean, I took a lot of pills when I got hurt.

[D]

He's had a lot of surgeries.

[C]

Yeah, but were you. I mean, he was taking a lot. He's like.

[B]

Charlie thought not to ask me that question.

[C]

Yeah, I didn't. I didn't.

[B]

Because he didn't like the answer he was gonna get. He did not think he was going to me in a good light. I like that.

[E]

Very nice.

[B]

Turley was exc. Did you take pills and drink and drive around Tur's like, I'm not going to ask him that question.

[E]

That's not where we need to go with this. God forbid with.

[B]

With children, seats in the back. No, no. Never happens.

[E]

No statute limitations.

[B]

But he's.

[C]

He has a problem.

[B]

Were you so drunk you just keep Gatorade bottles in the car so you could pee in them and just keep cruising.

[D]

Oh, well, don't stop here, man.

[E]

Never happened.

[C]

No, Tiger just. He's got a problem he's got to clean up and he'll.

[B]

He'll.

[E]

He'll be back. He'll do it.

[C]

This is actually probably good for him because he needs the rest, like you said, for his back too. He's got to get that all healthy, so.

[B]

It's never going to be healthy. There's no way to get healthy, Dude. I'm saying I need to get healthy. I mean, I'm hurt. I'm screwed up. I've got frame damage. I am what I am. His back is. Is smoked and he still whips people's ass. Let him take his pills, let him roll his cars.

[E]

Damn.

[B]

I mean, let him hammer one out behind a tree. But it did. We just don't know about it.

[E]

Nope, never happened.

[B]

Let him screw Kardashian's mother. That needs to be the next one.

[C]

I don't know.

[F]

He's.

[C]

He's on what to say. Trump's daughter in law. Ex daughter in law. Right now.

[B]

Is she white, black, Latino or other?

[E]

Yes.

[C]

Oh, I didn't know this.

[E]

What?

[B]

And he said yes. That checks every box, all the boxes. Tiger woods mother has something to say about all this.

[C]

Man, this is three weeks in a row we've had her on.

[B]

Yeah, but she's good looking.

[E]

We have her on retainer for a

[B]

seven year Travis Kelce on espn.

[E]

Exactly. Same depth.

[C]

Hey,

[D]

Good morning, lady. Old guys. I'm so happy to see you. My rito boy.

[B]

Where is your little boy? Your little boy

[D]

is in undisclosed rotation.

[B]

Undisclosed for rotation?

[D]

Opioid rehab.

[E]

Okay, Rehab.

[D]

And this has got me many attention.

[E]

Of course.

[D]

Throw media. I just the a cooking show.

[E]

No, really, why would you do with a hologram?

[D]

Hologram of Julia Child.

[E]

No, really, no.

[C]

Yes.

[E]

Okay.

[D]

Julia Child.

[B]

Hello. Lady with a funny accent.

[D]

Julia Tires says this morning we make a French toast.

[E]

French toast.

[D]

Fl is a ry for your children. Lovely. You make a egg. A real milk.

[E]

Milk.

[B]

Stir, stir, stir.

[E]

St. We've seen cooking shows.

[B]

Put in the blade.

[D]

Not the new blade. The old blade.

[E]

The old bread.

[D]

Like the flinch? Yeah, the flinch, Rob.

[E]

The old bled. Yes.

[D]

And put in meat and the egg.

[B]

And stir, stir, stir. Stop it.

[D]

Then you slowly insert a skewer.

[B]

Spatula.

[E]

Spatula.

[D]

Spatula.

[E]

Yes. Spatula.

[D]

Who Dispatchera.

[E]

Right.

[D]

Snickering. Under the egg.

[E]

Under the egg.

[D]

Take a swirl to the pan. Tip toe.

[E]

Slowly.

[B]

Tippy toe.

[E]

Okay.

[D]

And fly it.

[F]

Fly it.

[B]

All right.

[D]

Flintstones will fly.

[F]

Fly.

[D]

And Julia Tyranny is so funny. And she says, look at the fry. Rookie fry. Yeah, it was a real violent. Violent for my taste.

[B]

How so?

[D]

But delicious.

[E]

I got you.

[D]

Absolutely delicious.

[E]

Delicious.

[D]

What does this have to do with.

[B]

Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. I. I've got a twist to the plot. Speech impediment, Terence. Oh, speech impediment. Terrence, are you there?

[F]

Yes, indeed. This all happened.

[B]

Can you hang on?

[C]

Whoa.

[B]

Well, you're not deaf, Terence. Your speech impediment. Terrence. Hang on. I didn't set you free yet.

[E]

Do you.

[B]

Can you do an impersonation of Tiger Wood's mother?

[D]

You can't say that.

[B]

And also.

[F]

And now this. Ultimates, too. Yesterday, they were at home. Yeah. The first flight since 1970.

[B]

Wait a minute. We did not skip and release you to cut loose with the news report. That is not. No, no, you got to stay on Tiger woods, mother. But you did a wonderful job, Terrence. And I'm going to put you on hold. And we're going to. We're going to get to your news report update in a little bit after the lightning round. That comes on in a minute. And if they want to call in to sell their car, they need to do 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. All right.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

What was that? He had a stickware.

[E]

No, no. Where?

[D]

Well, you done it now, Wendy. You got speech and Panama Terrence all excited. God's sakes, where's the damn whiskey?

[B]

Did the people on the YouTube stream get to hear what he really said?

[E]

Yes, they did. They're talking about it.

[F]

Are they?

[B]

Where did that come from? In his sweet little brain, he took a golf club and just insert.

[D]

You got him excited. Remember that time you asked him to officiate a wedding? He got all.

[B]

I didn't want him to participate in the. In the conception. Just officiate the wedding.

[F]

Right?

[D]

Completely for clumped.

[B]

Okay. Coming up next is the lightning round. It's quickie. During this song break, you just call 800-800-7234. It's brought to you by our sponsor, America's best car buyer. Give me Z V I N dot com. Give me the vin. Give me the vin. Give in dot com and we will come right back with you guys. Andrew in Arkansas with Nancy Sinatra's Jaguar. You will be first in line. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars and Radio for America's Best car buyer, give me the ven.com. if they don't beat a carmax or a Carvana deal will send you a check for $100 because you're giving them the option of last look, last opportunity to buy the car, which will either get you $100 or get you more money. Right. For the car.

[C]

Be right back.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevint.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

How did a guy named Andrew in Arkansas wind up with Nancy Sinatra's Jaguar? Is the first question. Andrew, good morning.

[F]

Good morning, fellas.

[B]

So this is. Tell me what the car is.

[F]

It's a 1976 XJ12L.

[B]

Says the big old four door, four door sedan. I can't. It can't run. They didn't run when they were new, so this one can't run now.

[F]

Yeah, no, it's. It's running. It's not running. Great running.

[B]

Okay, and how did you wind up with.

[F]

Was actually donated from older folks to a. To a local church, and I bought it from the church.

[B]

Like, how did you buy it from the church? Well, like at the ice cream social auction.

[F]

Now they, they posted it on. On Facebook. I buy a lot of cars on Facebook. I'm a used car dealer.

[B]

All right. How do you know it's Nancy Sinatra's? How do you prove it?

[F]

It's got all kinds of documentation from when it was bought at Brentwood Motors by her husband, Hugh Lambert. It's got a glove box full of documentation, and it documents the miles too.

[B]

And what do you want for it?

[F]

This is just a number out of the blue. I was thinking five grand.

[B]

Mm.

[F]

I. I don't know what it's worth. What's the paint maybe worth more, maybe less.

[B]

It's not. It's not worth more. It's a 76 Jag boat acre that really. It's a crusher. So. I mean, the only reason I even took your phone call is because I like Nancy Sinatra.

[F]

Yeah, I figured that'd get your attention.

[B]

So what, what's the paint like?

[F]

It's. It's mediocre. It's not great.

[B]

So we can't sell it as a nice car with her, with her ownership history, it's. It's going to be a hooptie.

[F]

No, you, You. You can't sell it as a nice car. It's a hooptie.

[B]

So you. The. It runs and drives the church. Put it up for. For 1500. And you gave him a thousand?

[F]

No, they put it up for three grand. I gave them three. It was a donation to a church, so I. That's fine.

[B]

Are you a member of the church?

[F]

You know, no, I'm not.

[B]

You're a still a used car dealer. You're not going to heaven, dude. You ain't gonna buy your way to heaven through buying Nancy Sinatra's.

[F]

I'm going. You're going?

[B]

Well, now you might have a chance. Okay, load it up into givemetheven.com and say, Send this one to John. Let me look. I doubt I'm gonna buy it because these cars are just terrible. But she's good.

[F]

Yeah, it's. It's loaded up there.

[B]

Okay. Thank you, man. 800-800-7two, three, four. 800, 800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. Buy cars on the radio for America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com we'll be coming back with speech impediment. Terrence. Terrence, are you warming up your vocal cords?

[F]

Perfect.

[B]

Perfect. We'll be right back with more of the John Clay Wolf show.

[A]

This is the John Clay Wolf show. Check out the GMTV Garage YouTube channel, complete with live video stream at jcwshow.com. Ladies, did they tell you that sex will cure anything? That's what he used to say all the time.

[B]

And it here was. This was the line, you know what's good for that? Doesn't matter. What's wrong? Sprained ankle. Elevate those feet, girl. Sore throat.

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

We're back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com and check out the [e-mail]

[B]

Daniel in Houston. What's up?

[F]

Hey. Not much. How are y'? All?

[B]

Good.

[F]

Hey, I just want to give yalls guys some props in the woodlands. I guess they came up, picked up my neighbors. She had four cars.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

And after. After calling car car guru or carvana and carmax and all these other places, she finally listened to me. And I said, go to the ben.com and give me the vin.com and shoot within. Within about three days, you had three guys out there picking up the car. She got the price she wanted. Kind of the prize car was a Porsche GT GT4. And so after that, yeah, they came and picked it up. The guy, I was out there with him. The guys came in. They're real cool, professional, and. But yeah, I just wanted to call

[B]

and you don't think they were drunk?

[F]

No, no, I do not.

[B]

They work for me. I'm being sarcastic. Cool. What is a net? Like, what age is this woman?

[F]

She's probably 78 to 80. She's. It was her latex husband.

[B]

She got a Porsche GT.

[D]

What?

[F]

It was the GT4. The Cayman.

[B]

Really?

[E]

Huh.

[F]

Yeah, it was a 20, 2023.

[B]

Cool.

[F]

And had about 8, 000 miles. All the, all the vehicles were low mileage.

[B]

We buy the good stuff better than everybody else, for sure. We, we smoke everybody. When it comes down to the good stuff, the, the skunk.

[F]

Y' all gave the best price.

[B]

We should just rename the company Skunk Bud.

[C]

No, no, it's terrible.

[B]

It's the good stuff. Thank you. Thank you for thinking of us, Daniel. I appreciate it. Seriously.

[F]

Yeah, you bet.

[B]

All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Speaking of skunk Bud, how did you like your drive in Turley?

[C]

Oh, yes, yes. So I got to drive the.

[B]

That, that. Would you relic Suburban?

[C]

Yeah, the relic Suburban from.

[E]

Oh, the red one.

[C]

Yeah, Redbird. It was. It's cool. The only thing is your butt will pucker when it's storming. Driving that.

[B]

What time, when did you drive it, Cleburn?

[C]

It was like 7:30 between. Yeah, eight, eight o' clock and then hitting a storm and I'm like, damn, 200,000. Well, 200,000 plus dollar vehicle driving in the storm.

[B]

I'm like, I got you.

[C]

But yeah, it's, it drives like a new vehicle.

[B]

It's a 68 Suburban. Four wheel drive lifted and it drives like a new car.

[C]

Yeah, handles it perfect.

[B]

100 miles an hour. You're all right.

[C]

Cruise control works fine. I mean the, the, the wipers. I was worried because I'm like, oh no, here we go. But worked fine. No problem with it.

[E]

So.

[C]

Yeah, no, that, that's a, it's a cool build. I think there's some things I would do differently.

[B]

Right.

[C]

But I'm not. Well, I'm not bashing on that vehicle.

[B]

No, no, no, that's why I bought it. Because Foose and I are going to, are going to cross examine it and figure out we've got to play in on another similar body style or same body. Anyway, we've got a trick that we're going to try to pull and, and we're going to take this car and pick apart. Not take it apart, just pick it apart. What would you do differently?

[C]

Okay, so first of all, it's, it's loud in there.

[B]

Yeah. Not enough insulation.

[C]

Yeah, not enough insulation. The dash is. I don't like the dash, the setup of it.

[B]

The top or the whole thing?

[C]

The top. It's just.

[B]

Oh, the big pad.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Really?

[C]

The whole thing.

[B]

I think there's. It's got a modern dash in it.

[C]

Yeah. But it's.

[B]

I know, I know. That's really the risk. And I agree with you. Yeah. Versus going across, staying with the original dash, that's metal, and then making it modern. Correct. That's what you need to do.

[C]

Yeah, I agree.

[B]

Now, so do. Do you. The steering wheel is current, and so it's airbagged. So do you want to be cool so bad you say screw the airbags?

[C]

No.

[B]

Oh, come on, Turley. Have some bowl.

[C]

I didn't. I didn't know that. Didn't really cross my mind.

[B]

Well, you need to think about that, because if you. If you put that. If you put the right dash in it and then you put an airbag steering wheel in it, it doesn't look right.

[C]

Yeah, that would look. It would look funky with it.

[B]

It would look like a three booed woman.

[C]

Yeah. Now, I understand the exterior, the small mirrors, but I would make.

[B]

Man, they're. Holy hell.

[C]

So here's what you do.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

A little camera when you turn in the signs.

[B]

If you're gonna.

[C]

I'm for that kind of money. $400,000. I want this stuff. And that's what I was thinking.

[B]

Like, man, I've almost hit Tiger's mother three times. Turning in the right way.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Because I can't see. It's so just the mirrors, JD Are this big.

[E]

They're tiny.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Is there any way you can just put bigger mirrors?

[B]

You can, but it looks like a rv.

[C]

It doesn't.

[B]

The.

[C]

The what? You're going for that whole look.

[B]

Right.

[C]

The stereo is good, but I can. There's a lot better. You can do a lot more to it. A lot more to it.

[B]

Okay, so I like the stereo, but it's got too much high range. It needs a little more pop.

[C]

Doesn't have the balls.

[B]

Yeah. It needs a box or some subs. And it's a little better somewhere.

[C]

And I didn't mean. I'm not trying to pick it apart.

[B]

That's what this is. Your car review. I mean, y' all did a lot of car reviews on YouTube, and nobody cared about them, so nobody cares about your car review. But this one I do care about. Somebody cares. Charlie.

[C]

Oh, thank you.

[B]

The wheels, I'd do differently.

[C]

Yeah, Yeah. I agree. It's. It's. It looks good. It's just not.

[B]

It's just got.

[C]

It's just off a little.

[B]

Just a bit off. It's just like speech impedimentary. Just a bit off. Terrence. Terence. Good morning. You have some news updates. Speech impaired. My wife just sent me a note. Everybody, when you're talking SIPs or eating or anything like that, you must back away from the microphone. You're a loud smacker and it sounds real gross on the air. So this is something new, consultant.

[C]

Yeah, I think this is something she hears daily. And she's pointing it out now to everybody.

[E]

Everybody can hear it now.

[B]

Speech impediment. Terrence, What. What's going on in the news?

[F]

Well, and the Artemis too. Yesterday they were heading home.

[B]

Awesome.

[F]

That's been 7:33pm to see this new show. Fast. But since 1972, there has been no one on the moon or nothing. And anyway to say.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

Missing. She ain't in Bahamas. She's 59 years old and she got murdered by her husband. Arrested. I got everything. All my

[B]

couch.

[F]

Okay, good. Is about living. You know, cans. They call me Campbell.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

I don't know. The aluminum and aluminum free deodorant.

[B]

Aluminum free deodorant, huh?

[F]

Yeah, it's safe to use it and it jumps on to another store. But dog tv, you have the TV going on and your dogs and cats are at home alone. I was freaking out. And they won't freak out of your place. And then hockey. Tampa Bay and. Yeah, hockey. You watch hockey?

[B]

Yes, all the time. Yes. With aluminum deodorant under my pits.

[F]

Yeah. And they tried to shoot into a goal, but the increased rate on melon is 82 cents.

[B]

Gonna put him on hold. Wayne in Virginia, what have you got? Please. Wayne in Virginia, Hit me real quick. What you got?

[F]

Hey, John, Ain't nothing wrong with the three boob woman.

[B]

Okay. Why is that looping? It's so.

[C]

It's delayed. That's what he's hearing back.

[B]

Oh, he's got the speakers on loud. So he's listening to himself. Yeah, he's critiquing.

[C]

He's got a critique.

[B]

What he just said. Terence, I'm going to send my. Your. Your cell number to my wife and she can text you with some suggestions. Especially smacking and eating when you're on. When you're on the phone with us on the mic, will you take some tip? Will you take some tips from my wife?

[F]

Well, can I say something? Talking about J.D. vance real quick.

[B]

Yes, J.D.

[F]

he's not related to me, but my father in law. His last name, he. He Changed. Too bad it was Vincenz. And my wife was. Her parents. Parents moved out of rush to avoid communism. Ah. His name was to the van. And at the Vance Corporation, we cleaned up train wrecks up in Indiana.

[B]

It's like culture. Speech impediment. Terrence, everybody. Thank you, sir. You're. You're a Saint Crab in California. What you got?

[F]

Hey, good morning, John. I'd like to hear what Terrence has to say about chemtrails. Hey, I. I represented sell that shirt I was wearing yesterday at the KFI event.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[F]

And there was a line around the block to get into that place. More, you know, people that showed up than your event in Santa Ana. But I was impressed by the amount of fans we have out here in Metaphe.

[B]

I don't understand what you're saying. Are you saying that people came up to you at the competing radio station event and mentioned your shirt?

[F]

Yes.

[B]

Okay, now let's for the clear. We didn't promote the event in Santa Ana at all. Did they have more people now? Now the competitiveness is coming out.

[C]

I know.

[B]

Did they have more people than the event that we had promoted in Calabasas at the Sagebrush?

[F]

Yeah, I guess so, because my friend Lenny was there.

[B]

But we had about 200 people up in Calabasas.

[F]

Okay, well, that. There's about twice that many.

[B]

That hurts. That hurts.

[F]

Sorry.

[B]

What was the kfi? I mean, what. How do you get stoked up and jazzed up for a news talk event? Like, what do y'.

[E]

All.

[B]

Why were you there?

[F]

No, the Beer and Brews is called. It was a restaurant and it was packed. That's all he wanted to say.

[B]

All right, well, we're having an event. I'm planning it now. It's going to be bigger than that event in California. Screw those commie bastards. Even though we advertise on there. And Crab, you are the social media chairman.

[F]

Okay.

[B]

All right. All right, that's official. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay. Wolf. Good morning, California by car. Car radio. Car radio. I steal car radios right here on the radio. No, we. We're sponsored by givemetheven.com, america's Best Car buyer. Be right back.

[F]

Oh, yeah, we're back.

[A]

Back to the John Clay show, presented by. Give me the vin.com. and now, Senor Juan

[B]

JD Ryan.

[F]

Good morning.

[B]

It is April 11th.

[G]

It is.

[B]

It is sunny outside, and it's nice.

[E]

Beautiful.

[B]

Did you come out here last night or this morning?

[E]

This morning.

[B]

I think next week we might cook out on the Deal. Like we used to. Okay. Like old time.

[E]

Like a Friday night.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Oh, boy, oh, boy.

[B]

I'll let you know. Now, Bob, you play. You know, we don't promote you enough at all.

[D]

Your.

[B]

You and Paul doing your gig at the Rattlesnake every Friday. It's not anywhere. Nobody knows. Like, Billman was in there last night, so. These guys are awesome. He lives in town. He said. I said they've been playing every Friday night for 18 months. He's like, I didn't know.

[D]

In a while.

[C]

What's their name? The band? What you got have a name?

[D]

The Blue Bolts.

[B]

The Blue Boat Bolts. Is that true? Did you just make that up or is that serious?

[D]

Been saying it for 18 months.

[B]

The blue Bolts. Yeah.

[F]

Okay.

[D]

I'm Bob.

[B]

O.

[D]

This ball, we're the Blue Balls.

[B]

I think you should call it Blue Balls, but, you know, my head's always gonna go.

[D]

I thought you might.

[B]

Where are the Blue balls?

[E]

That's good at all.

[B]

That's why you didn't tell me.

[D]

That's why we're the Blue Bolts.

[B]

What if Paul leaves? Then what are you gonna be?

[D]

This is me, Bobbo.

[B]

The Blue Bolt.

[D]

The Blue Ball.

[E]

The lonely bolt.

[D]

And we ain't balls, man. There ain't no testicles playing music for you. Venue.

[B]

Blue Balls.

[C]

I like that.

[B]

I do, too.

[D]

Well, you ought to start a band and call it that. Music ability.

[B]

It sounds like abandoned Florida. The Blue Balls. It sounds like a Jimmy Buffett beach band. What's going on in Florida?

[E]

Something on Key west, possibly.

[D]

And now, from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D.

[F]

ryan.

[E]

You know, a lot of times Florida news is scary or funny or goofy, but it's this week, it's a little frightening. Two deputies in Collier county, which is near Naples, narrowly avoided serious injuries. You've seen this before with the cop cars pulled over the side. Then a drunk comes along and hits him in the rear. So we have audio. It's actually really quite frightening. Nobody got hurt.

[B]

Before we play it, I have a question. Okay, so when you see that. Is it law to get over one lane?

[E]

Yes, it is the law.

[B]

So you can get a ticket if you go by the lane where the car. Car is pulled over.

[E]

That's correct. At least in this state. That is correct. And it's just smart. But what happens with. There's a thing called the moth effect, which are people, drunks especially, are drawn to the lights of a police car when they're drunk. That's just proven that's a. They've done research on that. Anyway, this a very close call. Happens very fast. But here's the audio. You don't want to be scared. Number seven.

[B]

Damn it happened so fast.

[E]

Of course, the guy got charged with dui, the guy who hit the cars. But then nobody got hurt. They got out of the way. That's cool. And there's another scary one you can. This will glue you to your seats. A Florida school bus driver arrested after police say she drove a bus full of children over a railroad track as a train was approaching. And we have audio from this. The incident was caught on camera. We have video too, right? Yep, we have video of it too. Go to jcwshow.com, click over to our YouTube stream and you'll see this actual video.

[B]

I saw the footage and it was actually Tiger woods driving.

[E]

No, it was not. The incident was caught on camera. And of course, the audio from 29 screaming kids. Very unsettling. Cut number eight.

[B]

I couldn't move my seat belt.

[E]

Superintendent and says 6 inches. Made the difference between a close call and what it could have been.

[F]

Horrible.

[C]

You know, that bus driver is probably just upset with everybody in the bus and just like, hey, you guys, you're not sitting down. This is what I'm gonna do here. I'm gonna threaten you with this train coming.

[E]

The guys in the back especially, yeah, I'll just take the back of the bus off.

[D]

Right. There's a kid texting. If you look close at the video. And, oh, they marked it out. They marked it out. But the guy says, hey, what are you doing? He goes, well, I just learned I'm never riding a bus again. Here's something else, too. And I looked and looked for the tape, but there's no tape. But a little girl gave like a witness testimony and she said, well, I was sitting next to the school bus driver and I heard her say to herself, I ain't stopping for no train.

[E]

Is that real?

[D]

Yeah, that's. That's part of the report.

[E]

Okay.

[D]

Yeah, there's no, there's no audio of her saying it.

[E]

Jesus.

[D]

She said that?

[E]

Yeah. Unbelievable.

[D]

That's you, honey.

[B]

You fired.

[E]

You are fired. Yes. She got. Actually, the 67 year old driver, Yvonne Hampton, was charged with reckless and driving and endangering the children. Yeah, no kidding.

[B]

I'm going to Florida Wednesday evening. I'll be at Barrett Jackson. Oh, Bear Jackson, right below Orlando. Good morning, Orlando. What's the name of our affiliate there? WRJJ or something? It's a badass rock station in Orlando. 800-800-72348. Go to Mechum this week I did in Houston.

[E]

In Houston, yeah. I was watching it on TV. They sell. They do it on YouTube. So it's kind of cool to watch so many cool cars, man.

[B]

And I went to even Gonzalez, Louisiana yesterday and looked at nine. Prototype Corvette, 1963. This guy has gathered up over the years prototype prototypes that they used for that for the C2 vet.

[E]

How do you get a hold of those?

[B]

You pay for them.

[E]

Oh, okay. I didn't know you could buy that from the guy. You know you could buy those.

[B]

Oh, yeah, you can. So different people bought them. And then he had to go around

[E]

the country cherry pick them.

[B]

Cherry pick them and restore them. And it's quite the setup. He wants a lot of money for them, I bet.

[E]

Are they beautiful? I mean, I'm sure. Well, you never know if they're all.

[B]

No, no, no, they're perfect. Oh, no.

[F]

Okay.

[B]

I didn't examine hard. His price is so high. I've got to get smart and do some research. But you know, talk about special stuff. That's special stuff. So I'm gonna work on them a little bit. I had something else to talk to him about anyway, so I was there for another reason.

[E]

Whatever happened to the crazy, highly illegal. Oh, well, maybe I should let you tell that story. Whatever happened to the crazy guy in California you were dealing with? Nothing.

[B]

Nope.

[E]

He was nuts, man. Nuttier than still out there, though.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Funny to watch you guys. He was a whack job. Oh, yes. In this trailer I have a tank. And over here I have an ambulance and a fire truck.

[B]

Did anything happen on the peace talks yesterday or last night or today?

[E]

Not that I've heard of it.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

Bombing. Back to bombing.

[D]

They're.

[E]

They're saying that the. They're starting to charge to go through the.

[D]

The straight.

[B]

Two mil. Yeah, that's what I heard.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Two military.

[C]

They're making some money.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

They're banking.

[E]

And Trump's saying, no, you're not going to do that. And we're going to go back to bombing. This is how. How the hell is going to turn out.

[D]

And is. And is Lebanon part of the peace deal or not.

[B]

Or not. Right.

[D]

Because originally it was not. It was the US And Iran. It's just us. But if you can get Israel to stop bombing us, we'll do it. But. And of course, it's always a second shot with the Iranians.

[C]

Right?

[D]

With that. With that regime over there. There's Always a second shot. And you must stop bombing Lebanon. Well, Lebanon, that's where Hezbollah is.

[E]

Oh, boy.

[D]

And they're the ones keep bombing Israel. So we can't really agree to that either, can we?

[B]

Wendy, is that little weird looking dude, was his name Hezbollah? He's like an Internet sensation.

[C]

What?

[E]

What?

[B]

I'm gonna look this up.

[D]

Mini me, right?

[B]

This little. What is he? Little person? Odd little Internet sensation. He's been around a while. I think his name's Hezbollah. Maybe it's something else.

[D]

This is one of these.

[B]

What?

[D]

Charlie and I privately call it a John Wolf pop quiz.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Because we've never heard of this before.

[F]

You just.

[D]

You just access and so, I mean, I'll generally make something up.

[F]

Okay.

[B]

I'm gonna find this kind of like Frankie the Weatherman.

[C]

Okay. Yeah, but I don't know. This.

[B]

This is. So when I heard we were fighting Hezbollah, I'm like, this isn't going to take long.

[F]

No.

[D]

No, that's not Hezbollah.

[E]

H A S B U L L.

[C]

Is this a real person?

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Yes.

[E]

Born in 2002. So 24 years old, simply known as Hasbulla or Hasbik, Has a Russian social media personality. Recognizable bull by his dwarfism. Stupid.

[C]

So this is a real person?

[E]

John can make this up and it'd be real.

[C]

What does he do?

[B]

Nothing.

[E]

He's a Russian social media influencer who's a. We're not laughing at dwarfs, but he happens to be a dwarf and it's really his name.

[B]

What's the difference between a dwarf and a midget?

[D]

About nine inches.

[E]

Thank you. I knew it was coming.

[B]

And like, if you're Russian, are you a dwarf? And if you're Japanese, you mention. I mean, is there any cross over there? Why are Asians little?

[D]

When you first asked this question and jd.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Kudos because you're a Google digging son of a gun dwarf. You came up with that within 45 seconds.

[E]

What?

[D]

I would what I had made up off the top of my diseased brain.

[E]

Much funnier.

[D]

Oh, you're talking about half brother.

[E]

Half brother.

[B]

Half brother.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

No, he lives in Louisiana.

[D]

He live in Cleveland.

[C]

Oh, Cleveland, Ohio.

[D]

My cousin. Half brother.

[E]

All right. Dwarf is a person with a medical condition causing short stature. While A is an outdated derogatory term. Why, of course it is. Now I've said it for a little person.

[B]

But is it the same as a dwarf?

[E]

Yes, but it's an outdated term.

[B]

So this guy's a Russian media influencer named Hezbollah. That's a dwarf.

[E]

It's under 4 foot 10. It's considered a dwarf.

[B]

How tall is Hezbollah?

[E]

I don't know.

[B]

Then Iran, I mean, then Israel should be able to beat him.

[D]

And he will not be included in the peace talks.

[B]

We'll be right back. My name is John Clay. Cars on the radio For America's best car buyer, give me the vin dot com.

[D]

The John Clay Wolf show is heard every week on great stations like Philadelphia's classic Rock Station, 102.9 MGK and 98. 7 the Gator, the Palm Beach's classic rock catch, the nation's fastest growing podcast and live video [e-mail] and we'll be back with more of the John Clay

[E]

Wolf show right after this from the Wolf Radio studios.

[A]

It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[B]

I'm surprised I'm the first person that's brought that up about the little guy. And he's not a dwarf. Hezbollah. He is. He's got that thing where he doesn't grow. So he's a 25 year old man that looks like a 3 year old. What's that called?

[E]

Correct. Hold on a second.

[B]

Because they have that other thing where people start aging too much. Like little kids look like old people. Yeah. And he's a. He's an old person. An adult that looks like a little kid.

[E]

Growth hormone deficiencies, a rare genetic condition which affects the pituitary gland. Just get him some HGH has resulted in his small stature. He's roughly 3 foot 4, but he looks like a child. He looks like one of those videos AI videos where they look like babies talking. But it's not. That's what he looks like. He really looks.

[D]

That's his name. That's his showbiz name. I mean, he changed his name to that, right?

[E]

I don't know. Hasbulla. H A S B U L L A.

[D]

Here's all I'm saying.

[E]

Actually, no, that's actually his real name.

[D]

Okay. And I'm not putting anybody down.

[B]

He's looking at his Russian version.

[D]

Assuming that he changed his name to Hezbollah just to be cute.

[E]

Oh, I gotcha.

[D]

There's an artist that I enjoy in previous years named Cat Stevens and I think he sold a lot more damn records before he's changed his name to whatever. That's all I'm saying.

[B]

Do we still have those clips that we were playing of him from 15 years ago? The, the peace train from SCTV?

[D]

Oh, I don't know that was great.

[B]

Called Piece of a Train. Piece of a Train comes streaming by me. Somebody blew up the subway. Death to the USA Cat Steven Cat Stevens. Virgins love mortars or die mortars or something like that. Yeah, there's some good cat. We need to find that during a break. It's very fitting. It's fitting. In today's political climate.

[E]

Legally changed his name to Yusuf Islam.

[B]

Kirk in Florida.

[F]

He's on the phone. Hi, how you doing? John?

[B]

Clay Wolf, WJR 101.1, Florida.

[F]

That is the one. How can you forget them?

[B]

Because I've got 65 affiliates. I can't remember them all. I know the cities, but I forget the call letters.

[D]

101 1. They've dropped the point.

[B]

10111.

[D]

101 1.

[B]

All right. Is this a good station? I think it is.

[D]

It really is. Yeah.

[F]

Yeah, it is a good.

[B]

There's, like the bad station and the good station.

[F]

Right. I look forward to seeing you next week.

[B]

All right, well, I'll be at Barrett Jackson. Come see me. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[E]

Once took a Guatemalan lover who paid more attention to my body, my wants and my needs like no plain American man ever has. Oh, God.

[C]

What a confession, J.D.

[D]

thank you.

[E]

Not a confession. Pointing that out as a news story.

[D]

You're very trusting of us, but one

[B]

more time on that, boss.

[E]

An edited news story. Once took a Guatemalan lover who paid more attention to my body, my wants and my needs like no plain American man ever has.

[D]

Good for you, buddy.

[B]

That didn't happen.

[C]

I'm glad you felt like you just. That was the moment you wanted to come out.

[D]

All right.

[E]

Have you ever been loved by a Guatemalan? Then you don't know, do you, Michael?

[B]

Have you?

[E]

Well, clearly I have. There's audio of it.

[D]

Oh, man.

[E]

Once took a Guatemalan lover who paid more attention to my body, my wants and my needs like no plain American man ever has.

[B]

You and Diana Ross together at it again.

[E]

We love it. We love. We both love Michael Jackson.

[B]

So something weird happened last weekend at the Walnut Springs Roadhouse. We had Stoney LaRue and this drunk gal. Did you. Were you there, Turley?

[C]

No, but I saw the video.

[B]

I sent a video out company wide that said employee of the week goes to Reggie Ferguson. Did you see it?

[E]

No.

[B]

So he had to sit on the. Some of Stoney LaRue's fans got a little excited, okay? And one of them is one of those really wide stance girls, okay? With a cowboy Hat.

[D]

That's very kind of you to say

[B]

thank you and be a lot worse. And she was wanting to get up on the stage to give Stoney some love. And Reggie was on the stairs trying to block her.

[E]

There's a staircase in front of the stage.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

And he was blocking.

[B]

She was winning.

[C]

Yeah, it's. Here's the video if you want to look at it.

[B]

You got to send it. You got to send it to. Send it to Kyle. He can't do it that quick. We can do it later, but.

[E]

Yeah, that's funny.

[C]

Yeah, it looks like he's. He's like the walrus whisperer. He's like trying to control her walrus.

[B]

And then she started grinding on him and she turned around with that. He's 45 inch waist. And started stage dancing for him.

[E]

I'll just distract him and he'll let me buy.

[B]

So I put on the Facebook page at the roads, at the roadhouse. Who is this woman? Put the video up. And people started out there. I mean, not mean, but it was me.

[D]

You should call Reggie and talk to him on the show. I got the full low down from Reggie last night about it, and his take on it is pretty sardonically funny.

[E]

Call in.

[B]

Yeah, he. He was.

[C]

He was trying, but it wasn't really succeeding.

[B]

No, she was. She was overpowering him.

[C]

I mean, he's like on top of her, trying to hold her.

[B]

It was all slow motion.

[E]

Oh, my God.

[B]

And she was just driving on. Looked like a defensive tackle driving a receiver.

[C]

And look at. Like you look at the crowd. I mean, everybody's going crazy there. Like, they were just. They're partying. Right. It must have a scene.

[B]

I was sitting up. I was upstairs videoing from upstairs. And. And you know, you're like, should we go help him?

[F]

Right.

[B]

But it's just. It's women that are beating him up. But.

[F]

And.

[B]

And I think he's been a little lonely, so you might like this. And then it started getting out of hand. I'm like, should we go save Reggie from the women? From the drunk women? I mean, it's not something you don't normally want to get saved is from drunk. Drunk women.

[C]

I mean, it was. She wasn't the only one. I mean, I'm telling you, gyrating. Everybody's dancing and stuff.

[B]

Like, holy crap.

[D]

Yeah. No, it looked like Spartans and Persians, they were coming in. They were coming in the gate. Enemies at the gate. Yeah, she was quiet. What's the word? When you won't. When you won't give Up.

[B]

Persistence.

[D]

She was very persistent. She tried this move, and she tried that move. Then she turned all the way around, tried this move and tried that move,

[C]

and I didn't know Stoney LaRue made people do that. Like, I mean, I had no idea.

[B]

I guess it's love making music.

[D]

It's pretty groovy music, man.

[E]

Loving it. Loving it.

[B]

You just lost a listener. I want to do that later. It's too good.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

Because the title on it is why are y' all Pretending to Be Hillbillies? Oh, God, that's funny.

[E]

Yep.

[F]

You just lost a listen.

[B]

Melania Trump made an unannounced, cryptic press statement this week about Jeffrey Epstein, and people think that she's the next to come out on the list. Maybe she raped him.

[E]

She. A lot to say about potential victims. The. The. The speech was actually about how this should all come out and about the potential victims and how this should all be in Congressional Record, if you want to hear it. But some people said she came out like Bill Clinton and said, I didn't have sex with that man. Not true.

[D]

I didn't take it like that at all.

[E]

I didn't either. Cut number one.

[B]

I never been friends with Jeffrey Epstein. I'm not a witness in connection with any of Epstein's crimes. I was not a participant, was never on Epstein's plane and never visited his private island. Private. I call on Congress to provide the women who have been victimized by Abstract Epstein with a public hearing specifically centered around the survivors. Each and every woman should have her day to tell her story in public if she wishes, and then her testimony should be permanently entered into the Congressional Record.

[D]

Amen.

[B]

Then and only then, we will have the truth. Thank you. Hey, honey. I was just listening to Melania on the radio. We. Please start talking with your Danish accent.

[F]

No.

[B]

Why not on the radio? Not kinda, but, I mean, did you hear her? How. How pretty she sounded when she was talking about Epstein? No, I haven't heard it. I just got here.

[F]

I'm about to. My car.

[B]

Okay. My birthday is August 28th, and if you could just talk, like, in your Danish accent for my birthday, I'd appreciate it.

[F]

Okay, I will.

[B]

On your birthday. Okay, thanks, man.

[C]

Deliver news stories in an accent like that, please.

[B]

Right?

[C]

Is that what you're asking her?

[B]

Oh, my God.

[E]

I cannot believe you just did that.

[B]

Why?

[E]

Just put your wife on the air. She didn't know she was on the air, and you're asking her to come to you and making.

[B]

Come to me? Just talk. Like, listen. Her mother Sounds like that. I never been friends with Jeffrey Epstein.

[C]

Yeah, I mean, that's.

[B]

That's.

[C]

Yeah, it makes it sound sexy, even though it's not a sexy topic she's talking about.

[E]

Not at all.

[B]

I never been friends with Jeffrey Epstein.

[D]

Now here's the deal.

[F]

A lot of your.

[D]

Your say left of center media.

[E]

Yes.

[D]

Or say, oh, she's throwing Donald under the bus. She's fixing to leave. She's gonna take her new plane and leave. I think what she just did is throw Jeffrey Epstein firmly under the bus.

[B]

She's dead.

[D]

And, and I, and I edited this for time, but she also said, you know, and his accomplice Maxwell. So I think that's who she threw under the bus.

[E]

Sure.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. West coast will be back. Anyway, my name is John Clay Wolf. This is John Clay Wolf show. Top of the error music break. Be right back.

[C]

Got dial a deal coming up right now.

[B]

This was top of the hour.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

No, no. So, yeah, Lightning Round dial a deal. You want to sell your cars, 808. Hell, I thought it was the top of the hour. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. That accent threw me off so hard, I lost my sense of time. Yeah, it's time for Lightning round dial a deal. You want to sell your car? Call in, trade it anyway. Just call in now. Y' all know the drill. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[E]

This is.

[A]

Is the John Clay Wolves, David, on

[B]

W dve, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

[D]

Good morning.

[B]

What's on your mind? No, it's Boyd. Boyd, not David.

[F]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, my bad. Oh, yeah. I just. I called up to say I don't listen to your show enough. I listen to sporadically with my truck.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

But I'm gonna have to change this up because you guys are so wrong and so funny and I really enjoyed the show.

[B]

Well, thank you. We've.

[F]

And yes, my birthday just passed. Like, I'm not. This is your show. But just my birthday just passed. But like, when it comes around next year, maybe your wife can call me with her Danish accent.

[B]

I will ask her. I will ask her what. What is a hot talk talk show? Like, you sound like you're about my age. Are you Pittsburgh born and raised?

[F]

No, I'm actually from South Carolina right outside of North Myrtle Beach. But I moved up and down the east coast quite a few times, and I live up there.

[B]

Cool. I was just wondering what the good radio show was before we took over.

[F]

You know what? Like they used to have a good one. It wasn't on dbe, but they did have some good ones on DB back in the day. But Alan Cox was up here on the X and he. It was like a. An evening show and there was a couple other ones, but I can't remember, but they were pretty decent. But that was weekly. This is like the weekends.

[B]

Right. I just don't want to work that much. I just don't want to do it every day. So I do it once a week. But if you miss something, you can go to jc. You can go to jcwshow.com and grab the podcast and it'll. And you can just play it in your car. Audio podcast. It goes up Saturdays about noon. Thank you, man. I mean about four. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks for. Yep. Anton, Virginia, 23 Fisker Ocean. 5,500 miles. Has some electrical issues. Get out of here. No way.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

What kind of electrical issues?

[F]

Well, last time I spoke to you like five, six months ago. Iran.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

And I got all wishy washy and I didn't want to sell it to you.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

And it immediately broke after that.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

And I just got it back from repair shop a couple weeks ago and I think I need to let it go.

[B]

What did that cost? If you like, what did that cost to fix it?

[F]

I haven't got to bill yet. I'm sure it's gonna be like between 1500 and two grand maybe. Huh.

[B]

Is it not in warranty or they. Are they so broke they're not honoring warranty anymore?

[F]

No, they were never under warranty.

[B]

Yeah, I'm. Is it an all wheel drive? Is it the extreme?

[F]

It's a one.

[B]

Oh. Oh. Any. Oh, come look. And it is. How many miles are on it?

[F]

About 5,500.

[B]

Now it's. Now it's 10 grand. That's what they're trading for. I'm looking at some comps. I'm looking at. I know I'm looking at comps. I'm seeing it 10, 10, 5, 11, 3 12, 259,800. There's a bunch of everybody. Every Anton, everybody's selling theirs. They're getting out. You better get out now, because when you call back at three more months, it's gonna be seven grand. I don't make the markets. I just trade them. I'm sorry, I know you. My name Is John Clay Wolfe by Cars and Radio for America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com

[A]

this is the John Clay Wolf show. Check out the GMTV Garage YouTube channel, complete with live video stream at jcwshow.com.

[B]

OJ Was big. That's right. Black people too happy. White people too mad. Black people way too happy. Like, yeah, we won.

[F]

We won.

[B]

Yes, we won. What did we win? Every day I look in the mailbox for my OJ Prize. Nothing. You know, I really feel for who I feel for more than anybody else.

[F]

Ike Turner.

[B]

You know why? Because Ike was the king of the woman beaters to O.J. take his title.

[F]

Nice.

[B]

But hey, I could have killed Peanut. What about me? What's black got to do with it?

[A]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf Show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 800, 800 radio. And check out the the [e-mail]

[B]

nut bush city limits.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Did Tina Turner die?

[D]

Yes.

[B]

From what?

[D]

Years ago. She just so damn pretty.

[B]

Did Ike Turner dies?

[D]

Oh, yes, I think so, yeah.

[B]

Tina died.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Did Ara die?

[E]

She died on the 23rd of May.

[B]

Did Aretha die? Yes, they're all dead.

[D]

We did whole big features on the show.

[B]

Is Diana Ross still around?

[D]

I think so.

[E]

I believe she is, actually.

[C]

What about Whitney Houston? Let's go through all of them right now.

[B]

She's not with us at this time. She's no longer with the Firm. Who else?

[E]

Diana Ross, still alive and on tour.

[B]

Have you all heard that song about the. The. The. She kind of seems like a black chick. It's a British girl. Her name's Ray. I mean, this is three years ago. I'm a little behind the times, but I'm just started listening to it. She. I need to play it if I'm gonna bring it up. Put in Rey and it's like husband song or something. R A, E. But she's like a British gal, little thick soul, kind of Kelly. Kelly Clarkson kind. Okay, Adele, Killer voice, but she raps like Eminem.

[C]

Is it. I've got one that says the Black Beatles.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no.

[C]

Gucci mane.

[B]

No, no, this Rae. Yeah, it's I want to find a Husband or Where's My man or something like that. It's her big hit. I mean, it's been on really? You're not finding that she's the English rapper girl. She's not a rapper, but she can rap. You know how Eminem can just bust out and start going, yeah, okay, like, what's her name? Melissa something Melissa Etheridge. Is she alive?

[D]

No, I'm sorry.

[B]

Is she still lesbian?

[D]

I love those English whiskey voice girl singers, though. Muffy. And who's the One that Died? That was so good. I've got her. Her album, Rehab. You know, the first album.

[B]

Amy Winehouse.

[E]

So good.

[D]

Yeah, so good. Adele. Adele. Damn good singer as well.

[B]

Better than damn good.

[D]

Yeah, she's awesome. I listen to that LP all the time. That's just. Where is My Husband?

[B]

It's called Where Is My Husband? R A Y E. I'm sorry, R A Y E. But I was just trying to listen to what she was saying, and I can't smoke it out on the rap part. That's not it.

[C]

Here it is.

[B]

You've heard this. Everybody's heard this. Am I. Am I going gay on you?

[C]

You? No, I'm a little bit, but.

[B]

But I was just. I was impressed with her. It kind of sounds like Beyonce there.

[D]

Yeah, but.

[B]

But listen to her talking. Listen to her rapping. Pretty fast.

[C]

No, she's good.

[B]

She passed.

[E]

That's.

[D]

That's a hot production, man.

[B]

Yeah. You understood every word. Oh, I know. You're.

[F]

You're.

[B]

You can hear faster than I.

[E]

Why is this beautiful man waiting for me to get old? Why is he already testing my patience? I only fear he is taking time with other women. That ain't me. Let me see. Hold on. What did she say there while I've been reviewing applications? Wait till I get my hands on. On him. I'm gonna tell him off too.

[B]

Is Adele still fat?

[C]

No.

[B]

Did she get a stomach staple?

[C]

I think she just lost weight. I don't think she took the fat shot. Maybe she might have.

[B]

I don't know. Yeah, but you can take the stomach staple, which is the extreme.

[E]

She lost 100 pounds.

[B]

That's a lot.

[C]

So maybe she did the shot.

[B]

That gal that was trying to get on the stage and running over Reggie needs to lose a hotel.

[E]

Let's be nice.

[B]

I am.

[E]

These are.

[B]

If she's gonna fight Reggie, she needs to at least make it even. You don't go pick on somebody smaller than you.

[D]

These are very, very local people.

[E]

Let's be nice.

[G]

I don't know.

[E]

Let's be nice. Did.

[B]

She was. She was beating up my bouncer.

[E]

That's true. She was. Oh, my God.

[D]

I don't.

[C]

I don't know if Reggie. When he signed up for running the Roadhouse, he thought he was gonna have to be.

[B]

But imagine if you were him and you need to fight right back and you're in front of 300 people. And then all of a sudden you're a woman beater because you're trying to get this gal off of you.

[D]

I'll go you one better. Imagine if he's her and she's guarding the stage and he pushes her up against the stairs and grinds all over.

[B]

Right.

[D]

You know, a bit of a double standard there, ladies.

[C]

Could she have been rested?

[B]

Oh, yeah. It was absolute sexual assault. If you watch this. Yeah, I mean, he was sexually assaulted. He actually should call HR at the company. Yeah, if I was him, I would file a complaint.

[C]

Oh, you know, somebody out there, if you have. Reggie's the right person for it. But if it was the wrong person, you know, this would be a whole big ordeal, right?

[D]

Oh, man. Yeah.

[C]

You think about it. Somebody's gonna do that. I'm gonna say generation wise, but there's a difference in generation. They're gonna do what if they. If they were the one getting grinded on stuff like that, I'm calling the cops. A guy doing you, you know, that's what they would do.

[D]

Yeah, if it was me, like in my mid-20s, because there's a time when I would have enjoyed that kind of thing and I would have reciprocated. We'd be public indecency.

[B]

There's a thing called the snake pit under that stage. You just should have taken her in there, right?

[E]

Or not.

[C]

No, he did not want to.

[D]

I would have though, man.

[B]

I would have seen a one eyed rattlesnake.

[E]

All right, hey, let's talk about something else.

[B]

How about this?

[E]

Here are things to not say at a school board meeting. I could totally see.

[B]

John, you ever seen a one eyed rattlesnake?

[E]

Pretty much. You're almost close, actually. A Tennessee school board member is in trouble for looking at a female student and saying. And we have it on tape. God, you're hot. Damn. During a school board meeting. Here is the comment.

[B]

Hang on. Who is saying this to whom?

[E]

This is a parent saying this to

[D]

a school board member.

[E]

School? Yeah, school. Well, yeah, Keith is a parent. Keith Irwin.

[D]

He's a school board member.

[E]

To the student who.

[D]

And then a parent, a pissed off parent talks.

[E]

Right.

[B]

Okay, so the school board guy said that the student was hot.

[E]

Yes.

[C]

To her face. Yes.

[E]

God, you're hot.

[F]

Listen.

[E]

Damn. Let's. We have audio. And then of course, then we have superintendent talking. And a very upset parent could too. God, you're hot.

[B]

You know that? Where'd you go to school at?

[E]

All right. There was a comment meant to be, I guess, complimentary. By a board member, but has certainly been determined not to be.

[B]

How would you like your kid talked to like that?

[F]

Would you want your kid around that guy without a camera around? I wouldn't.

[C]

And I'm astonished by every single person here.

[B]

I'm gonna tell you straight up. If this guy still has. Has a job here soon, I'm going

[E]

to do whatever I can to raise

[B]

as much money as I can to

[C]

get every single one of y' all out of here.

[D]

No joke.

[C]

Just can't have horny old men on the board.

[E]

God, you're hot. It sounds like one of Bobbo's characters. Play it again. God, you're hot.

[B]

Where was this?

[E]

This was in Tennessee.

[B]

There you go. School board meeting.

[E]

Gyer Hall.

[B]

Good morning Nashville. Good morning Memphis.

[D]

They brought this, this high school student up and sat her on the dais with the school board members.

[B]

Did you see the video?

[D]

Yeah, we just.

[C]

We just played it again.

[D]

Well, they blurred her out because she's not.

[B]

Yes. I mean if we're gonna do this,

[D]

she doesn't exist.

[B]

Look how fat all those guys are. Every one of them gets gravy on their chicken fried steak.

[C]

Yeah, I mean he's. They're just old horny man.

[B]

You can't see her.

[D]

So they brought her up and sat her with the school board and they're talking to her about classes and, and you know, the student. Include the student in the meeting. Right. Their point of view. And he just leans over and says, God, you're hot.

[E]

You're hot.

[D]

Damn.

[B]

He was.

[C]

He's horned up.

[B]

Rob Houston. 14 Chevy SS which was the hot rod. They also made a version of this in Australia under a different brand name. You probably know that. But yours has 120000 miles on it. Is that right?

[F]

That does. It does.

[B]

I'm a 17 grand buyer with 120.

[F]

You're way too low. This thing's got makes 500 horse on paperwork at the wheels build LS3.

[B]

He sounds like Carl Spackler from, from Caddyshack.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

No, but if he's got 120000 miles, I mean, I understand it's, it's, it's a fast car. That's why we're. That's why it's not four grand. That's why it's 17. Maybe 18. But if you want to retail it.

[F]

I'll load it up, you can take a look.

[B]

Well, I already know what it looks like. I mean I've bought and sold a gazillion of them. I Like them. That's. That's average MMR on it's actually 15. And I'm hitting you two grand over that cuz I like them. I agree with you. It's a good car. It's fast as hell. I might give 18 if you'll take 18. Load it up. If you won't take 18. I I with 120,000 miles, I can't get there. Here's one right here. 331. 26 Dallas, Texas. Sold 123,000 miles for 17 grand. And I'm offering maybe 18 for yours if it's nice. So think about it. Get some other bids. I think you'll come back to us because we're pretty good with this stuff. It. Give me the vin.com. thank you.

[D]

What about with the set of new tires? Okay, that for neglect? Your Phoenix.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Well, it's a new tires. Maybe a Christmas tree hanger. You think about it and we'll. We'll come back because there's more the John Clay Wolf show going right after this. I'm sure we got that going for us, so that's nice.

[A]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, broadcasting on air online anywhere you are with a smartphone and an Internet connection. Check out the podcast jcwshow.com.

[B]

god, you're hot.

[F]

God.

[B]

Ray Simmer, who sings the black Beatles are Duke Dylan, Straighten Turley out way.

[F]

Yeah, Mr. Mr. Clay Wolf.

[B]

It's John. My last name's Wolf. Middle name's Clayton.

[F]

I know. I'm. I'm just being funny. Trying to be funny.

[B]

That's fine.

[F]

I fail all the time. So race. So race Drummond is actually a dude. He walks like a chick, talks like a chick, acts like a chick, but somehow it's a dude.

[B]

Wait, you're talking about the guy, the girl that I was listening to. I was talking about. He's a transvestor.

[F]

No, what I'm saying is like race Ray Struman is. Is a.

[C]

It's the one that I.

[F]

He's a whole.

[B]

Oh, the black Beatles.

[C]

Yes. I. It was confused by the spelling. I had the wrong spelling. So the guy I found is actually against the transvestite is what he's saying.

[B]

Oh, well, that's funny how you just found the transvestite out of all the millions of people typed in transvestite land in your lap. Yeah. All right, I got to be careful with this topic. Last time I got kicked off the air. Speaking of getting kicked off the air, where our last show will be. I've got to Announce it. I got to figure out what we're going to do, but it's going to be probably right before the Fourth of July. The program directors around the country are relieved.

[E]

They're not relieved. People are very upset about this. Everywhere I go. I went to a tire place the other day.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

I'm checking out. The guy goes, by the way, cashew question. Well, sure. And remember, my real name is not J.D.

[B]

ryan. Right?

[E]

So he's looking at my credit card.

[B]

Homer Simpson.

[E]

He goes, hey, man. I go, yes. Like he's gonna ask me something about the tires. John, really gonna cancel that show?

[B]

What?

[E]

Yes, sir, he is. Middle of the summer.

[C]

Stay tuned for the announcement.

[B]

Cars, coffee, quesadillas. Last Sunday of this month in Walnut Springs. I might have Chip Foose with me, and I will confirm that probably the week before for sure. But that'll be fun. He'll be a nice added guest.

[C]

And you're gonna be in the lead

[B]

of the pack this time. Yeah. Jesus Christ. What? They just screwed it up. Last time, my guy took a wrong turn. Screwed everybody up.

[E]

Oh, okay.

[B]

Did you see the fire chicken?

[C]

Yes, I did.

[B]

Mike. Have you ever driven a Dodge Demon?

[C]

Yes. Is it like that?

[B]

It's that fast? So they got.

[C]

They've fixed it.

[B]

Fixed it? What do you mean? I mean, well, the. It was a 500 car when I bought it, so. Yeah.

[C]

No, no, no, no.

[D]

We fixed it a little through a

[C]

rod, or not a rod, but the drive shaft. Drive shaft.

[B]

Oh, yeah, we fixed that. Okay. The. The drive shaft company did fix it for free and said that the manufacturer said that there was a bad steel in a batch.

[E]

Huh?

[B]

Oh, but just the fact that that car snapped a drive shaft that size on the first drive, and without getting into it that hard. I drove it last night. It is. Yeah. Finally drove the fire chicken. And for longtime listeners, this is a 79 anniversary trans am that we bought as a 500 car and turned it into a money pit 3 years ago.

[D]

2 years ago.

[E]

Total money.

[C]

2 and a half years ago.

[B]

2 and a half years ago. Put LT4Z06 engine in it, Mike. It's ridiculous. And it drives straight. Good. Brakes work fun. Yeah, it's fast. I mean, it's so fast, it's dangerous.

[C]

I kind of want to drive because I've seen it from birth.

[B]

Yeah, well, it's not. I mean, that there's still detail work that needs to be finished. So, like, the is. It's not perfect. It's not ready to be shown. Yeah, but I was like, I want to drive the car this weekend, like, for real. To prove that it works. It's so fast. It'll bust. It's got posi track. It'll bust. Both.

[F]

Both.

[B]

Both tires loose at 30 miles an hour.

[C]

Oh, nice.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Does that scare you?

[B]

You know, I don't get scared of much, but I'm like, this is. So I bought a.08 Dodge Demon, which is 800, 000 horsepower, and I drove that car about 80 miles, and I sold it because it was too fast, too much. Like this is gonna get me in trouble. This car accelerates like that. This car's got to be pushing 7, 750. It's just got to maybe 8. I don't know where the hell all the power is coming from, but they tuned on it so much with these tuners. They. They definitely squeezed another. I don't know how Many horsepower normal LT406 engine is, but this thing, it's pretty light, too. That's true. It's light. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, it's got plenty of engine in it.

[E]

Well said.

[B]

Yeah. And what's neat about it is it's sleepy. Sleepy means that you can't tell that a car is built like that. And where. It's. Where it should say TA 6.6 liter. It says LT4TA. And I'm going to take that off and put TA 6.6 back on. You're gonna be that guy that sleepy it. We stuck with the original wheels. The back tires are a bit fatter, but you cannot tell that it's all suspension and braked and motored up. And it.

[C]

It sounds the same or a little bit better. Yeah.

[B]

But not crazy.

[C]

So when you pull up to a line, you're like. Gives the guy gives you the nod, and you're like, yeah.

[B]

Pull up to a light and you want to come off the block, you're gonna have to let him get the jump on you.

[C]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Because. Because you'll spin out.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Oh, oh, oh.

[B]

It's too much.

[E]

So you got to catch up to him.

[B]

And you pass him like, 30ft. A scalded ass dog.

[E]

Damn.

[B]

Yeah, just let him. You start rolling. Yeah. Yeah. You really can't get on this thing until second gear if you're gonna hook up. Yeah, it's. It's a lot

[E]

coming from you, man, because you've driven a lot.

[B]

Yeah, it's all there. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. And you can stick your hand in the. The console in the middle. You can pop the top and stick your hand on there, and there's a little button, a toggle. And you can go through the gears electronically if you want. It's like, do you want to put paddle shifters? I'm like, no, I want it sleepy. I want it original. I don't want to see anything that's not original. And, yeah, we built a good car. It's not finished, but it's damn close.

[E]

What are you gonna do with it? At some point?

[B]

I'm not gonna sell it.

[E]

You're gonna keep it forever?

[B]

You got to.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, it was just such a pain in the ass. It's the first full build we've ever done. It went completely off the rails. The paint's per. The paint is wonderful.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

And, I mean, maybe I'll sell it sometime. I'm sure, like, I don't know, Take

[E]

it on tour, man. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. I'm gonna have fun with it. I mean. Yeah, I'm gonna keep it. Last night, when I was driving, I'm keeping this. It's way better than I thought it was gonna be.

[E]

More fun.

[B]

Yeah. What you got in the news, boss?

[E]

We got. Let's see here. You know, everybody's worried about AI. I know. John, you're way into AI, so a lot of people are saying, what's going on with this AI? Well, if you're one of those people that are freaking out about how the takeover of AI could potentially limit your job availabilities, here's one expert who said read in a recent interview. This is Jamie Diamond. Demon, I believe.

[B]

Jamie diamond from Chase Bank.

[E]

Yep. CEO of JP Morgan, thinks artificial intelligence actually could reduce the average work week, he says, from five days to about three and a half days. Basically, people are thinking, yeah, it's going to reduce it to zero. Here's cat number five.

[B]

I'll go to you.

[E]

We went from working six and a

[B]

half days a week to six days

[E]

a week to five and a half days a week, to five days a

[B]

week, to 12 hours a day, to

[E]

10 hours a day, to eight hours a day.

[B]

I do think that there's a good chance to be three and a half days a week.

[E]

And in many years, they'll be living wonderful lives.

[B]

So I've brought in a. I've smuggled in. Smuggled a Russian AI computer hacker.

[E]

Excuse me.

[B]

He's here in the studio with us.

[E]

I wondered who that was.

[C]

We can't say his name. Right.

[B]

Baryshnikov. We'll just call him that. Can you speak in a. You're like my wife you speak to. Your English is too smooth. Can you go Russian on me?

[G]

Yeah, no problem.

[B]

Oh, that is good.

[E]

Wow.

[B]

So at what point he actually is an AI guru? And what. How long do you think it'll be till these things are talking about where it reduces the work week? And we're really seeing the benefits from this. I'm gonna guess three years.

[G]

I mean, three years, like, theoretically, but they'll just make people work more, you know.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

They'll just be like, okay, so you

[G]

can do what you used to be able to do in a week, in a day.

[B]

Right.

[G]

So work five weeks in a week.

[B]

Right. The good old Russian way. Yeah, yeah.

[G]

Just work them till they die. And there you go.

[B]

What. What is. What do the Russians think about the US War with Iran? Do they like the US?

[G]

Oh, no, they hate the us. They're very happy. Yeah, they. Oil prices go up, Russian economy. Great. This is fantastic.

[B]

Yeah, well, actually, this fella is a badass AI. Now, you used to make vaccines for aids, right?

[G]

Yes. Yeah.

[B]

Did you have aids? No,

[G]

no, that's why I make vaccine.

[B]

Okay. Did you get to. Did you study people with AIDS and, like, live with them so that you could do a better AIDS vaccine?

[G]

No, we always kept them separate.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

But yeah, otherwise, you know, they could just lie that they feel better and we get approved.

[B]

I had a friend that dated a girl with herpes and she would tell him when it's flaring up, and I said, I think that that's not very safe.

[E]

No, it's not.

[B]

Did you ever work on herpes vaccines?

[G]

Yeah, actually I worked with a guy who worked on herpes vaccines.

[B]

Yeah, tell me about that.

[G]

Well, it's much easier, but there's no money in it because it's not life threatening, so.

[B]

Yeah. What? I thought they. They fixed the AIDS thing years ago. Why do you. Why do y' all still need to work on aids? So it's.

[G]

They didn't fix the AIDS thing.

[E]

Thank you.

[C]

They just.

[E]

Thank you.

[C]

They just gave everybody the idea, you

[G]

need to wear condoms.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

Then it's slowly trickled away. But you know, there's drugs for it.

[B]

But. But like, if you. Why would you. If the vaccine is done for aids, why would you keep making more?

[G]

Well, it's not done for aids, so the vaccine is not working.

[B]

So it's.

[G]

It's still going on. And in Africa, you know, they still need the vaccine.

[C]

So that's where the money's at right there.

[G]

Yeah, sure.

[B]

Thank you, Baryshnikov. I appreciate you coming on? Keep doing the Lord's work. My name is John Claywolf by Cars and radio for America's best car buyer. GiveMeTheEven.com Remember, you can stream us live at jcwshow.com on the east coast because I think we're gonna lose a lot of our affiliates right now on the time zone jump. So you can jump over to jcwshow.com and if you're in your car, you can just click the audio, listen live, and if you're sitting at your desk, you can play the YouTube and see the video in the audio. We'll be right back.

[A]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show heard all across America. Los Angeles, Phoenix, Houston, Dallas, Nashville, San Diego, Las Vegas, Denver, New Orleans, Oklahoma City, Austin. Hit him up now, 800-800-RADIO. And check out the [e-mail] or john claywolf.com.

[B]

How about gas prices? God almighty. Oh, man, it's weird. Jet airplanes, commercial airplanes, they've got a problem. Why Europe is saying that because the way their jet fuel flows that they're going to run out like in about four weeks.

[E]

Literally run out.

[B]

Look it up. My dad's a doctor. Yeah. There's a. I was reading about last night. It's just, it's crazy high. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[E]

Jet fuel cost.

[B]

Ballpark. Six bucks right now.

[E]

Six dollars.

[F]

Wow.

[B]

It used to be.

[E]

Two European airports facing potential shortages within three weeks.

[A]

Weeks.

[E]

Due to the ongoing conflict.

[F]

No.

[D]

It's time for plane talk with your

[B]

captain, JD and the cheap airline tickets have gone up.

[E]

Yep. Yeah, well, fuel.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

That's the weird part is because most of the airlines buy on spec.

[B]

Contract.

[E]

Contract. So they've already paid for this fuel.

[F]

Right.

[E]

Why are they bumping the prices?

[C]

Oh, I.

[E]

Let me guess. Because they can.

[D]

Whatever the market will bear.

[E]

Speaking of airplanes that compute, do you hear this commuter plane out of Nantucket had an emergency landing after the cabin door opened right after takeoff. It's one of those clamshell doors where part of it goes up and part of it goes down.

[B]

What kind of plane was it?

[E]

Yes. Cessna 402.

[B]

Yep.

[E]

So it's, it's again, a lot of smaller planes have the. Have the clam. What they call clamshells, up and down. And the door opened up and just kind of exposed everyone to the outside here. A couple of the passengers talking about their experience aboard this flight, Cape Air cut number six.

[F]

The window just popped open. And the wind came rushing in. Her reaction right away was the only reason where I'm like, okay, this is not going to be my day. I was okay. Once I realized what happened and we weren't sucked out of the plane, immediately I'm like, oh, then we're not going to get sucked out of plane because this happened. So then we're fine. And then it was then I started taking the videos.

[B]

Oh.

[E]

So of course immediately I started taking videos.

[C]

How fast are they going?

[B]

Did 100, 200. Yeah.

[E]

150. 200.

[G]

Okay.

[B]

I've had a door blow open on a plane like that.

[C]

That would be scary.

[E]

I won that size.

[B]

No, but I mean, just a regular non. Pressurized. I mean, that's a pressurized. But they're probably at 18, 000ft. They're gonna be fine.

[D]

But it was right after.

[B]

Shut up. Quit bitching.

[E]

And then I started taking video. Oh, my God. Because I want the world to see it on tick tock. So stupid.

[C]

Oh, my God. That would freak me out.

[D]

It just popped.

[E]

Yeah. It's scary because you're here suddenly hearing, you know. But it's not gonna hurt anybody.

[B]

Do you know how many people die in cars every day?

[E]

Oh, God. Yes.

[B]

Nothing. Airplanes get a bad rap.

[E]

Airplanes are the safest form of transportation we have.

[B]

The most dangerous part about an aircraft travel is the drive to and from the airport.

[E]

Absolutely true.

[C]

Yeah. I think I have a fear. I discovered this when I went pick up the Suburban at the airport.

[B]

Oh, you saw those planes? Tore apart all.

[C]

All the planes and it tore apart. It made. It made me scared. I don't know why I was like, this is like seeing them all torn apart like that.

[B]

He was in a maintenance facility yesterday. Oh. In Dallas.

[E]

So you saw the planes.

[B]

Yeah. Pulled apart.

[C]

Yeah. That's not for somebody. I have a little bit of fear of flying. It was like, not good to see that.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

It's a control thing because you're not up front. You can't. When you're in a car, you think you can control it when. Which you can't.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

But this is going to sound. I shouldn't say this, but I'll just say it. My pilots are kind of goofy. They're fun. But they were 737 and 747 pilots.

[E]

Airline pilots.

[B]

Yeah. Forever.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

And they sit up there and they start going through their checklist, you know, and double up. Check. Now, is this that deal? Is this button the thing button or the other button? And I'm like, jim, y' all got to shut the doors. When you're doing that, you're gonna scare the hell out of people in the back they don't understand. Yeah. And. And I mean, it's just so funny. And I mean, because I'll be there by myself and I hear him doing, like, guys with me. It's fine.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

I don't care. But if there's people in here, you can't do that.

[E]

This button does my. My. The guy taught me to fly, was a brain of captain, and he used to do that just loud enough for the passengers to hear that we're getting on board.

[F]

Right.

[E]

You know, there was a time when we knew all these buttons and what they do. People would be like, what?

[B]

What? You just lost a listener. Us being hillbillies.

[E]

Yes.

[F]

You just lost a listener.

[E]

And what's funny is this one comes out of Lafayette, Louisiana.

[B]

Oh, God.

[E]

So we're not.

[D]

We're.

[E]

Yeah. Dear City Boys, I'm not buying what y' all are selling. You might live in the south, but y' all ain't no kind of country boys like my daddy always. That dog don't hunt. You need more than a big truck, buddy. I bet you don't even know how to tie up a hog or even bait a damn hook.

[B]

Not I've never tied up a hog. I would know how to do it, but I'd leave that to you, Lafayette Coon.

[E]

Any of y' all know anything about a damn thing about fishing? Probably a bunch of Yankee transplants from Colorado or crooked D.C. because you dang sure ain't no purebred country boys, I tell you that. Clinton Fisher from Lafayette.

[B]

Were we talking yeehaw last week?

[D]

I don't know.

[E]

Sometimes we talk. You all don't know it.

[B]

You don't know.

[D]

I don't know.

[B]

Can you tie up a hog?

[D]

You know I can. You see me do it a dozen times. What are you supposed to do?

[B]

Do we have a hog in the donkey enclosure over here? Is it still there? I told you to shoot it.

[D]

She's very sedate. I haven't listened. I've seen her twice in the last couple of days. Wild boar at the same time of day. She's a small one.

[B]

She's a little hawk. We'll go pet her then.

[D]

And she comes from.

[B]

Okay, if you like Reggie's hog, look

[D]

across to the far fence. Okay. To the right of that, there's this cops of trees and there's a holler back there.

[C]

What's a holler?

[B]

All right.

[D]

The other side of a Ravine that you cannot see that you might holler across to see who's in there. That's why we call those a holler.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

There's a holler back there. And she walks out of the holler with two little babies. And they walk out across where I can't see them because they're behind these other trees. And then she walks back. So there's three hogs and back into the holler. Yeah, two tiny ones and one mama.

[F]

One.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

And I don't think. I mean, I don't think they're stuck in there. I mean, they got in, so there's a way out.

[B]

Right.

[D]

But she might have been a tiny one when she got in there, but somebody got to her because there's two other tiny ones.

[E]

Oh, babies. We can't kill the babies. I know.

[C]

Let's move on.

[B]

I got in trouble about this last time.

[D]

Yeah, let's stay away.

[B]

We got kicked off of YouTube talking about this. You know, I took it the wrong way.

[E]

Speaking of pot belly pigs, there's. We have video on this one.

[B]

We did and we posted. Posted it online. Where is it?

[E]

Alabama?

[B]

No, the Stoney LaRue concert. Can you.

[F]

Oh, God.

[B]

Can you play it? Kyle?

[E]

This is actually out of Alabama.

[B]

Kyle, will you play that Reggie clip from last week? Go ahead.

[E]

A pot belly pig just showed up at this Alabama family at their, at their house. Decided maybe he wanted to live there. Yes, the pot belly pig wanted to live there. This is Jamie Watts talking about the. The new addition to the family. Cut number 10. I thought it was a dog over by my pump house and come to find out it's a pig, you know, so destructive. I just wanted him gone because I know what kind of destruction they can do. His rent's due and he needs to go, but I can't get rid of him. I guess he's finding plenty to eat around here and he. He won't leave. I have tried to find the owner and cannot find the owner and we just need him gone. Me and a friend of mine ran him into the woods. An hour later he shows back up. Someone needs a good pet. A pot bellied pig.

[B]

That reporter looks like she's got two piglets stuffed in her shirt.

[E]

She's smuggling a couple of piglets.

[A]

Jesus.

[E]

Actually, we have a listener, believe it or not, Arlis Crosby of Birmingham, who has experienced a very similar thing. And believe it or not, Arlis is here in studio with us, believe it or not. Well, it's nice to see you. How are you?

[D]

I'm Fine. We actually live closer. Silver Leaf.

[B]

Is Arlis a man or a woman or a homosexual?

[E]

He's a man.

[D]

He's a little north of town. Well, I'm a man. What do you mean he's a man?

[E]

He's a man.

[D]

You see my boots? Don't. This is manly footwear.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Kind of cocky, right?

[D]

Anyway, we're glad we did have a peek him up. We. We would have never come across this darling little gal who wandered in our yard if we's the middle of Birmingham Leaf. It's nice, though. And she's such a nice pig. Her name's Jenny, after Forrest Gump. And you know, you hear about a pot belly pig can be very destructive to the property. But we haven't had that at all with little Jeannie. She did want to go and root around in the yard at first before we set up her enclosure. But my husband, Tony Mocha Pikachu.

[E]

What?

[D]

Tony Mocha Pikachu.

[E]

Pikachu. Now, he's Hawaiian, of course.

[D]

Oh, from Hawaii.

[B]

His husband. Did you catch up?

[D]

And I think the Hawaiian people feel quite differently about a pot belly pig. And we do probably. And I don't mean to get emotional, but if little Jenny were to wander up into nice people's yard in Hawaii.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

She'd more likely wind up being cooked on a spit with a pineapple in her pretty little mouth.

[E]

Going to happen.

[D]

So Tony Mocha Pikachu is in charge of the discipline for little Miss Jenny. And he has trained her not to root in the yard.

[E]

Oh, nice. You want know how, how they do that?

[D]

Well, well, Tony Mocha Pikachu keeps a little bottle of barbecue sauce. Barbecue sauce in his pocket. Sweet baby rays.

[E]

Sweet baby.

[D]

The best there is.

[B]

It is.

[D]

I would argue me.

[E]

I'm not gonna.

[D]

It is. And every time she starts to root, Tony Mocha Pikachu just shakes that bottle of barbecue sauce that Jenny says very serious.

[B]

Sizzle, sizzle, sizzle.

[D]

He does okay. And he's scary when he does it. He looks Samoan, but he's not. He's Hawaiian.

[E]

Hawaiian.

[D]

There's a big difference.

[E]

Yeah, Big, big difference.

[D]

And she stops when she hears that word sizzle, sizzle. And sees the barbecue sauce. She has what we call a bovine association.

[E]

And she stops rooting right away.

[D]

And she gets her little Debbie zebra cake.

[E]

Zebra cake.

[D]

Which is the only rewards she likes. And she takes it in her closure and she eats it up. She's a lovely little gal named Jenny

[E]

and I love her and I don't

[D]

want her to be Roasted on a spit.

[E]

Okay.

[D]

So if you see if you have a hog in your enclosure.

[E]

Right.

[D]

You could train it, feed it corn. Corn and little Debbie cakes and it would be a good pig. And you've got three. It sounds like you've got two little ones.

[B]

We do.

[D]

Make sure you pet them and paint their hooves and give them a little bow tie like Jenny. We had a picture of Jenny we meant to bring up here, too.

[E]

Gotcha.

[D]

And that's my report.

[E]

Arlis. Silver Leaf, Alabama, Birmingham. Thank you, Arlis, for coming in.

[C]

Hey, craziest listeners this show.

[E]

Yeah, we get that.

[B]

And this is the song from Pink Floyd called Pigs. Pigs. We're so creative.

[C]

I know, isn't it?

[B]

I know. We're just so creative. Arlis, did you know that this song was Pink Floyd and they were singing about pigs?

[D]

Oh, I love Pink Floyd. Yeah, I love the wall.

[B]

We'll be right back. My name is John Claywolf. This is John Claywolf show. Coming back is the car segment. Dial a deal lightning round. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. Jim in Chicago. I'm going to take you as soon as I get back with this Camaro. And if anybody else wants to sell a car to givemetheven.com go to givemetheven.com, america's best car buyer. Or you can just call into the show right now and I'll snap you one up on the air.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by giveme the vid.com. hit him up right now. 1 800-800-radio. 1800800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

Simone in Austin. 11. Hello, 11. Nissan Juke with 80,000 miles. Is it nice or is it rough or is it normal or what?

[F]

No, it's normal. It's leather spoiler and it's a turbo sunroof, navigation, backup cap. No. Yeah. Backup camera and a camcorder up front. You know, that's all. And that's about it.

[B]

Off the top of my head. I think it's 4, 500 to 5 grand if you will. You loaded? Will you load it into givemetheven.com okay, no problem.

[F]

I'll do that.

[B]

Thank you, man.

[F]

Thank you, sir. Bye. Bye.

[B]

Get you some Jimmy.67 Camaro. It's laying on top of a 85 Corvette. Suspension or chassis?

[F]

It's a suspension.

[B]

Okay. So he just changed the suspension. Okay. And then it's got a 383 in it. Needs a Clutch.

[F]

Right now it is.

[B]

Why does it need a clutch? Redundant. Is it. Does it go into gears or grinding or the synchro's out or.

[F]

It's got a core. It just started slipping.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

I ended up, I ended up doing a couple modifications to the engine and the next thing you know I have more horsepower than I was able to handle.

[B]

I understand that if you were listening to my story earlier, it happens.

[F]

But. And, but I broke a rocker arm last year. It went bad so I had to replace it in the stud and just the last time I drove it.

[B]

I've got a spot. I've got a special website that goes to two guys that are dialed into these cars. It's called gmtvcc.com which is. Give me the VIN Classic collector. Load that car in there. Let's take a look. I'm not going to give 40 but we might get close.

[F]

Yeah, it's good. I've got a whole. I've been work. I've been doing this car, doing track days for years with this car and I, I got kidney disease and I'm on dialysis now and if I could give it all the love and care it needed, it'd be. It'd be a seventy, eighty thousand dollar car all day long.

[B]

Dude. It sounds nice. Let's let me see some pics. I'm sorry about your sickness, bud. Seriously.

[F]

It's got a website. In fact, you can it now.

[B]

I can't buy it now. I can't buy. I can't buy it. It's unbiable. Do you know why?

[F]

Why?

[B]

Because whenever somebody does that to their car, like make a website or a Facebook profile for it, they're so proud of it, they never sell them.

[F]

Oh well, no. I've got to get rid of this car that I. Not that. No, it's. I, I know I've been in the car business for a long time selling parts and stuff like that. Parts is parts. I just look, I just look at the car as parts.

[B]

Okay, I've got your stuff here. We will get a hold of you and you can tell Kyle or Jason, whoever you send that to, but just go to GMTVCC and thank you for your phone call. It's got a website. Poor bastard. He's sitting there on dialysis. That's it.

[C]

That sucks because that's his baby. You put a website.

[B]

That's why I work as hard as I work and do the ride. Dirt bikes and all that stuff. This stuff could be over at any minute.

[C]

Thanks for bringing this down, John.

[B]

I Mean, listen, he brought. I mean, it's real. All right, we'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars and Radio. For America's best car buyer, give me the vin.com

[A]

broadcasting on air, online, anywhere you are, with a smartphone and an Internet connection. Check out the podcast jcw show.com or John Clay wolf dot com.

[B]

Isn't it a little bit homophobic that we're so focused on the Straits of Hummus and not the gays? And for most, I agree, yes, for sure. If we're gonna go in there, we can't leave the gay people behind.

[C]

I don't think we should go in there at all. But if we're going to the Gays

[B]

of Homage, we could turn it into

[C]

Fire island for sure.

[A]

Hey, welcome back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Call in 800-800-RODIO for all things. Gimme the VIN. Check out jcwshow.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[B]

That bit is kind of hard to understand understand, but it was pretty funny. There was a comic going around a liberal gathering, and he was saying, aren't you offended that they're only trying to protect the Straits of Hormu and not the queers of hor. Gays. I saw that. It was funny. People were hitting it like, yeah, yeah, it's wrong.

[E]

Totally agree.

[B]

Oh, wow. So willing to pile on. Hey, before the KGB comes and extracts him, we've got Boris back up here on the mic. I wanted to. Boris, I know that you're a Russian hacker and you've explained to me how your people get funded by the KGB or who. Whoever it is. Russia, the government.

[G]

Yeah, yeah. So, you know, in Russia, everybody likes to play with computers. Black market and easy way to make money. Putin sends you like 50 bucks if you break an American company, you know.

[F]

Wow.

[G]

Yeah, yeah, it's, you know, the bigger the company, maybe 500 bucks and a bag of potatoes.

[B]

So there's this. There's this company that we start endorsing called Incogni. And what it does is get rid of the spammers and the tech spam and the email spam and the robocalls and all the crap. Do you think you can hack it?

[G]

Incogni? I've never heard of this.

[B]

If you go to jcwshow.com and click the Incogni link, it will stop your. All the spam and the crazy robo calls. But do you guys do. Are your people the ones that are doing that? Yeah.

[G]

This doesn't sound good for business, John.

[F]

I don't.

[G]

Why would you Invite me to tell me this.

[B]

Well, what's a method like, seriously, that. Where people like you have a cousin. You told me about that. This is what he does. He's in Russia and he hacks American companies.

[G]

Well, they'll send you spam, you know, saying, like, you have major alert in system. Click URL to log in and fix.

[B]

Yep.

[G]

And then they steal your username, password, and then they have everything.

[B]

And then what do they do?

[G]

Well, if it's like your bank information, they take money from you. If it's like a company, they'll probably start listening for data and then maybe eventually shut you down.

[C]

Damn. So Incogni is actually saving you by preventing you have to click on these links and then having the Russian hackers.

[G]

Yeah, yeah. Because, you know, they send spam to your whole office, and you got one guy who does not pay attention goes, oh, no, my computer is broken. Click link. Log in with my secret clearance level.

[D]

Yeah, that's because you're so savvy. But a lot of people like us, we just assume these things are random. They are not random. Once that information is out there, data brokers pick this up and they will hit you. I mean, your phone number, your email address, a lot of information tied to those things with a simple online search, goes to those data brokers and says, you do not have permission to use this private information. It works. As soon as we signed up, I. I got no more spam calls or robocalls. And still don't. I. I actually had one a couple weeks ago and called them, got on the website. There's an option where you can make a custom claim, and they go to that company and say, no, no, no,

[E]

and take you out of there, turn a report in.

[B]

But he is a little more. You're talking about people that play by the rules, which is a lot of. But he's talking about the bad guys that are there to steal your money. You also told me that when people can lift, like, if they. What do they call it? Catfishing. When they talk you into, you know, sending you a wire for 50 grand or 100 grand or whatever it is and steal your money, the government won't prosecute those people in Russia.

[G]

No, no, they. They say it's bad, and they tell America, yes, we're on it. And then they send them 50 bucks

[D]

and bag of potatoes back to work.

[B]

He's being serious. That's crazy that the Russian government, like, wants them to do that. Because every time. How did you explain it to me that they. They just treat it like it's another step of bringing us down.

[G]

Yeah, it's just, you know, cyber warfare. It's free work for them. I mean, you know, instead of having a soldier do it, you have some misha in the back end do it. And there you go.

[B]

And what kind of, of money have you seen your friends take? Like what level?

[G]

Well, one of. One of the guys I know, this is how he makes his living. Every month he does one big job and then he just does nothing for the rest of the month.

[C]

Like one big job pays how much?

[G]

Like, well, in Russia, you know, it's in rubles. So it's like worth nothing. It's like 50 bucks. But that's enough in Russia for a year. So.

[B]

Yeah, yeah,

[C]

yeah, that's, that's, that's scary actually. You think about it.

[B]

No, it is that the government is saying, go do this and we will pay. It's more than 50 bucks, isn't it? Yeah, we're being funny.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

But this is true. Very true. You have to go to jcwshow.com click through the incogni link because what he's saying is those stupid pop ups that they're saying you've got a problem. And then when you log in to fix your problem, that's when they steal your information. And then they go to start hacking on you and figure out your bank, bank accounts and everything. Go steal your money. So crazy. Save it. Jcwshow.com Click and should grab him while

[E]

he's here and report him to someone.

[G]

I'm going.

[E]

You've gotta Russian hacker sitting right here.

[B]

Sheriff's department. Right, right, right.

[D]

Oh, play nice, J.D.

[B]

we're gonna stick him in the enclosure with the pig. Okay? 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4, 8. 800, 800. Radio.

[F]

Radio.

[E]

You know, if you have a computer and it makes those weird noises like boop or wink, it's just nothing exciting. There's a pretty. You know how your computer makes strange noises? Some people, they've come up with a new app for MacBook. Okay. That will moan if you slap it. It makes some other cool sounds too. This lady, this lady probably likes this app a little too much. Cut number 16. Let's listen to it.

[F]

This is my new favorite app. It's called Slap Mac.

[B]

And.

[F]

Basically you slap your Mac and it makes sound.

[E]

The goat one.

[F]

And it also counts how many times you've slapped it.

[E]

By the way, the fellow that made this, he made just two days. He made $5,000 in 48 hours.

[F]

Wow.

[E]

People love that. That sound that slap your Mac.

[C]

God, they have too much time.

[E]

I know, but they make money.

[B]

I mean. Greg in California, good morning. What's on your mind?

[F]

How you doing?

[B]

Good.

[F]

Just calling to give a shout out to your show. I've been listening to it. You had a Russian guy on there and another guy that was on dialysis. That's pretty scary stuff.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

But thank you for the recap. Yeah, I'm actually. Recap. Yeah. So anyway, you guys bought a Jeep for me a couple years ago and I've always tried to call in and say how great show you have, how fun you are. And I actually heard a rumor that you may be leaving the show.

[B]

That.

[F]

That's not good, right?

[B]

Yeah, I've been doing it for it. It's not good radio, is it? No. Yeah. We have been doing this for 20 years. I've been glued to this thing on Saturday mornings for 20 years. And I'm planning on quitting right around 4th of July. I'm going to announce the final show day and, and I will have a, an event in California, Southern California. We'll do something in Texas and something in California, but. Yep, I, I hate to be a downer, but thank you. Thank you. Something else. Randy in North Carolina.

[F]

Yes, sir. John, how are you today?

[B]

Good, good. Oh, wait, your note says you hate that we're going off the air in July, but you might finally get something done on Saturdays.

[F]

That is correct. Because you know I listen to you till one o' clock every Saturday.

[B]

Right.

[F]

And then by then there's either baseball or football getting ready to come on. So my whole day shot.

[B]

Anyway, we'll come up with something to keep your attention. I just don't know what it is yet. But thank you for calling. Thank you for being a wolf packer. I appreciate it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio will be right back. Remember at JCW show you can also click through to the video link which shows the in studio thing and the podcast goes up. The recorded version of the show with the music and the commercial stripped out about 4 o'. Clock. That's an audio only version. And if you you'd like to sell your car, go to America's best car buyer. GiveMeTheven.com if GiveMeTheven does not beat a CarMax or a Carvana deal, we will send you a check for a hundred dollars for the last look for the opportunity. Thank you. Nobody thinks or expects too much.

[D]

Hollywood's calling for the movie, right?

[B]

Singing baby, let's keep in touch hey, baby.

[A]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show, America's largest weekend morning show.

[F]

It's so big.

[A]

Call in 800-800-RADIO and check out the podcast at jcwshow.com or john claywolf.com motorcycle

[B]

people that have been asking party people, when is the motorcycle rally the big one? It is October. Hold it up higher. I can't see. October 22nd through 25th, Thursday through Sunday. Reserve your hotel rooms right now in Glen Rose. Trust me when I tell you this. This one's gonna be Big Louie's buildings. Lucky seven motorcycles. He's actually building a huge building. We've got all of our stuff together. Harley Davidson is behind it. The Law Tigers, which big sponsor. We're doing this one right? October, was it 2017? Second. Yeah. Thursday, October 22nd through Sunday, October 25th, Walnut Springs rally dot com. All right, now you know. Yes.

[C]

Everybody's been asking. I'm getting tons of emails. Everybody's like, when is it?

[B]

When is it?

[C]

When is it?

[B]

Because there's one coming up that's the Texas Rattlesnake Rally. And it's like in, in mid May. And that's just Brandon doing a deal. Brandon broke off from the group is the bottom line. So I'm not endorsing that one because I don't want to be responsible for screw ups and I don't want my name on it if it's not organized. Well, this is, that's. I'm not saying it won't be. I'm not. I want everybody to come to Walnut Springs. I'm all about it, but I don't want to get confused with the rally that we're putting on and the one he's putting on. So he's doing one at the end of May, which would be great. It's a warm up. Y' all come on to that too. But the big enchilada will be in October 2022 through the 25th Walnut Springs rally. Huh? Whiskey by the jar. So who's gonna win the Masters?

[C]

Well, I mean, I don't want to

[B]

get deep because not that many people are into it.

[C]

McElroy, I mean, he's up so big, it would be the biggest collapse ever. I mean, he's got the biggest lead ever in the Masters too, right now. Yeah. So if he chokes, that would be a story. And he has known, been known to kind of have.

[B]

Why is such a big big deal? Why is this one such a big.

[D]

It's the Masters. I mean, they've done it for 100 years tradition.

[C]

That's all it is. Yeah. And there's.

[B]

Is it the biggest payout?

[C]

No, no, it's just. I guess it would be the oldest tournament that's that. Well, the Open's probably the older one, really. But, yeah, this is.

[D]

It's just tradition, and it's done down south and one of the most beautiful courses you've ever seen, if you're a golfer, so they say.

[C]

I, I. Friends have gone. I have not gone. I would want to go, but. But you can't take cameras there or phones down there.

[B]

You cannot have a phone.

[C]

No, no. They won't let you do it because they want to keep it. That mystique. You know, you go down there, it's the beautiful greens and everything. The sandwiches, the whole sandwiches. Yeah. There's the real famous sandwiches. Their sandwiches are real famous, too. I'm not kidding.

[B]

Oyster pool boys, I believe.

[C]

And they're cheap. Like three bucks for an egg sandwich or whatever kind of pimentos and cheese is famous for it, too. So.

[B]

Yeah, so it's the Kentucky Derby of golf. But not as loud.

[C]

Yes. And that's perfect. Yeah, that's a perfect description. Yeah.

[D]

The bag of Vance, man.

[C]

Yeah, they don't wear crazy hats, but, yeah, it's. It's that kind of tradition. It's a Southern thing.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

I think DeChambeau is. Is a good stand in most tournaments that they have, but.

[B]

Oh, I'm doing something weird this week. All right. So I went. Yeah, right.

[C]

Wait, what? Wait. Breaking news, everybody.

[E]

So it's this week.

[B]

I went to Houston on Wednesday and I bought 80, 70 mopars. Like a junkyard. So this guy was married and he had his wife. He had. He had a mistress. And it was this Mopar collection. She didn't know about it, and until he died, she never really saw it. And it's this piece of property about 30 minutes from their house. So she went to give me the vin.com to sell us this Rolls Royce, and she said, by the way, I have all these cars and we bought, but they're not good. They're. They're rollers. They're junkers. Okay. But they're Mopar bodies, which are desirable for the builders and the parts guys.

[F]

Sure.

[B]

So we bought all of that. I'm like, how the hell am I going to move all this? Right? It's going to cost more to move this than it is to buy it.

[E]

When you say rollers, that means it's not a functioning.

[B]

Correct.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

Rusty rollers.

[E]

Got it.

[B]

Just.

[D]

Oh, you got to pick them up and carry them.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Wow. So. And then we bought that big group of cars In Alabama, the 80 cars that we did the video on a couple of weeks ago. And actually, we had to go get the titles from him yesterday. He would not mail them.

[F]

Why?

[B]

Fear of losing them. So. So the video guys out there right now, there's a crew out there power washing them and getting them running. Here's what, bottom line, what we're gonna do. This is really stony, but just work with me. Cody Shelly, auctioneer, his wife went with me to Houston. They're gonna go down there and category catalog all these cars, take pictures of all the parts, have lot numbers, and then they're gonna go to Talladega, Alabama, and do the same thing with the group in Alabama. And we're going to have an online auction that's available to the public on these cars, and we're going to actually have the auctioneer in the setting at the roadhouse on the stage. So, like, for a week before, it'll be like ebay, where they're all posted and you bid, bid, bid, bid, bid. And then when it gets to the end, when the auction goes live, like, say this car is already at 3,000, then he'll open it back up and take live bids through the simulcast and sell it.

[E]

That is.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

So have pictures up on the big screen, too. Every time it's up on the lot,

[B]

whatever lot, he'll be behind that, but he could be on the ground, and we'll figure that out. Thanks, Turley.

[C]

I'm just adding to it because the

[B]

big screen covers the stage. Sure.

[C]

Yeah. But I think you could do that, though. Really cool to see the.

[B]

That's true.

[C]

Items behind.

[B]

So we just put him on the ground in front of the stage. Yeah. So that's. Everybody's like, I want to buy the cars. I want to buy the cars. I'm not a dealer. Well, here's your chance. Really.

[C]

So anybody. You don't have to have a dealer's license or any.

[B]

No, just. You'll have to go into GMTVauctions.com which we just got up, and it's. I just told Rob to put a flyer there and make a placard, and you'll click through and register for the auction. And this is June. June, June. Juneteenth. No, June 6th.

[D]

That's an excellent move, John. You wouldn't believe. You know, I'm on the list for the regular general registry emails that come in. You wouldn't believe how many People. And I know you see these emails too, right? Or like, you know that, that Caprice, you know, I saw John in the dark talking about a Caprice. His friend that drove up in a Caprice and that's my dream car and I got to get it.

[B]

The video of the Mopars will go up today at noon on our YouTube channel.

[D]

I've had 15 emails from this guy over the course of like, well, he's

[B]

going to get a chance. He's going to get a chance to buy it without a dealer's license.

[D]

He wrote me yesterday he's non plus that he's been unable to. We didn't buy the car.

[B]

Yeah, I did. What car?

[D]

I don't know the one he was talking about.

[B]

I bought them all about 160.

[D]

Well, no, I'm talking about something from a couple of months ago.

[B]

Yeah, it wasn't a couple of months ago. It was five weeks ago and it was six weeks ago. And it's. This white Caprice is sitting in Birmingham, between Birmingham and Talladega, Alabama. And there was 80 cars there. And there's a video if you go to our YouTube channel, it says, Guy died with 70 cars. And he's. I know. I've seen, I've seen the emails you're talking about and I know the car

[D]

he's talking about, we couldn't find it in stock anyway. He. He hasn't been able to.

[B]

Why are you looking through stock? What are you doing? Your job ain't cars.

[D]

That's right. I went.

[B]

Who's we?

[D]

I went way the hell out of my way to try to figure out where the guy can find the car.

[B]

Okay. Well he.

[D]

And now he's non plus with me for.

[B]

He's like, what's number plus mean?

[D]

I'm really.

[B]

Yeah, okay.

[D]

I'm really. I don't, I don't know if I'm gonna watch these videos anymore. I really wanted that car.

[C]

Well, now he can go a guy.

[B]

GMTV auctions.com JD told me not to do.

[E]

I didn't say a word. I wasn't even involved in this. Not pull me into this.

[B]

I mean, I told you to make this thing for the, for the, this thing that JD just made. I, I asked you to do this. Let me see. I sent you an email and said, will you do this?

[D]

Do what?

[B]

This. Just write this so that we could have it on the Walnut Springs rally, October 22nd to 25th week. Bobbo, will you please verify the dates of the rally and make a card of it so Turley can hold it up. And you didn't do that. And then when we brought it up, you started acting like a drunk uncle, like you were into something else. And JD winds up having to act

[D]

like a drunk uncle.

[B]

However you will.

[D]

Hey, why don't you oversell this spot of negativity?

[B]

Like you always take the time to deal with some guy in Florida that wants to buy some junker in Birmingham and you're going to go shake the office down looking through of wasting people's time to look up an inventory so that your new friend online. This.

[D]

This seemed important though. I mean, obviously anybody can do that. Now that you mentioned it, what have you got in.

[B]

In how much time we got?

[C]

2 and a half minutes.

[E]

I got time to do this one. Maybe not all new inventions are AI oriented. It seems like they are though. But this guy's come up this Peter Thiel has come up up with a thing called solar Solar powered cow collars.

[C]

What?

[E]

Yes.

[D]

I love this.

[E]

That will allow tech savvy farmers to create virtual fences. Move their. Because the cows have these collars on that are powered by the sun. Here's the pitch for the whole thing. You can listen to it.

[B]

Cut number 12 halters works by sending a series of signals to a collar that the cow wears. Provides feedback to your smartphone so you

[C]

can see where those cows are on an app.

[B]

You can draw in fences with the click of a button. You can move your cows in part of your pasture. Hey, y' all realize we're in major metro radio stations in the cities. This is high tech, okay? I mean we've gone from pigs to. I mean at some point we got to pull out of the. Out of the rural rut. I mean there's people driving right now in the Porsches on the 405 stuck in traffic listening to your story about cow caller. Okay, okay, I got a. I have

[E]

a better story than if you're on the 405. You ever wanted a lawyer during a traffic stop? There's a new service called Attorney Shield that offers an attorney on your FaceTime, they'll actually FaceTime you while you've been pulled over by the cops. This is cut. I like this cut 14.

[F]

We go on FaceTime. Oh, there's a attorney attorney. Normally like an attorney. I've never seen that before. Call an attorney when you get an attorney shield. And we're just a service provided that we can help people navigate through traffic stops, inform them of their rights. And it's our goal just to make all interactions with law Enforcement as quick and safe as possible for everybody involved.

[B]

Learn something new every day.

[C]

Man, that is genius.

[E]

You gotta have the app.

[B]

Might take so long.

[E]

I know, right? That's so simple. But it's, it's obviously an app you're gonna have to prepay for. So you have it ready. So you know you're gonna get.

[C]

So you get pulled over.

[E]

Yeah, you get pulled over. And as the cops making his way up, you call your lawyer and they're right there on the FaceTime.

[B]

Here's me calling mine.

[E]

Wow.

[B]

Hello. Hey. They're pulling me over. I just threw two beers cans out the window, but I don't think they saw them. But I've got my kind of cold full one and I put it in the console with the lid down. What do you suggest I should do?

[E]

Get out of the car, lay on the ground, tiger.

[C]

That's what Tiger should have had right there. Instead of calling the president.

[E]

Yeah, on the phone with the president. That's called attorney shield. That's brilliant. So smart.

[B]

Where are you located? In Bosque County. Okay. Do you have any more cold ones in the car? Yes. Offer that to the officer and everybody will be happy.

[E]

Did Jimbo stop you? Give him a beer.

[B]

My name is John Clay Wolf. Buy cars on the radio from America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Give Me the VIN.com. we buy exotic cars, diesel trucks, regular Toyotas, classic and collector cars, ATVs, Harleys. No boats. I wanted no boats. No boats. I don't want them boats. But everything else. We're really good buyers. On it. GiveMeTheEven.com.

[A]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

Do you have the wolfer diabetes, Charles?

[F]

You got me, John.

[B]

It says your friend died and now he's trying to sell his hundreds of cars. Now he's not trying to sell him if he died.

[C]

Right.

[F]

The deal is he had one living relative that his name is.

[B]

Don't even say it. Don't say it. We're on the radio. No, no, no, no, no.

[F]

Okay, okay. Anyway, I, I, my friend down the street, I'm going down there this morning, he's got a 1933 Chevrolet picked up in the garage like off the showroom floor.

[B]

All right, I'll buy that. Are you gonna buy it?

[F]

I know you. I know you're gonna buy it because I'm gonna give you.

[B]

Okay, here's what I'm gonna do. I've got your number Here, I'm gonna have Mike Thompson, that lives in Reno call you. He works for me, with me, for me, whatever you want to call it. And you get him with the guy. We'll get you a bird dog fee and help him do this. You know, bird, you know what a bird dog fee is,

[F]

my john? All I do is charge 10% finder fee, bird dog fee.

[B]

You know, we don't make 10%, so I can't, I can't pay 10%. We don't even make 10%.

[F]

Okay, negotiable.

[B]

Okay, I'm gonna pay. We're gonna see what we got. If It's a really 100 car buy, I'll take care of you. Don't worry about it. And we'll make it work for everybody. But we don't even make 10%, so you know, calm down on, on how you're going to strike it rich.

[D]

Is the dog for sale?

[F]

Mr. Wolf? I want to get these vehicles to the people who need to carry on.

[B]

What do you. What are you nipping on this morning? It sounds fun. I need some of it.

[F]

It's Colorado Kool aid.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

All right. Hey, Mike, Mike Thompson's gonna be calling you and it'll be a number from Reno, Nevada, so be looking for it. Thank you, Charles.

[F]

All right.

[C]

Thank you, Mike. Better hurry up and call him before he passes out.

[B]

I think Mike's should call him about six. You think he's going to take a nap here in about two hours and then he'll. It'll be a four hour, come back up. It'll be a four hour nap and he'll come back up and then he can talk good business.

[D]

Jackie Bronson on the wolf pack chat says if this guy's not drunk, my name is Paula.

[B]

Yeah, Colorado Kool aid. Hey, what was the bit there deal you had about guessing something? You wanted to give away a shirt?

[D]

Oh, yeah. Big brand quiz once in a while these things we do this all.

[E]

Big brain quiz.

[D]

Just the idea occurred to me. Here's a question. We've got a cut of music. Okay. Question is, what do these classic rock bands have in common?

[C]

Ready?

[D]

Number 20.

[F]

Yeah, you really got me now. You got me so I can't sleep at night. Oh, yeah, you really got me now.

[D]

So there you go. There are three rock acts. What do those three rock acts have in. In common? If you know, call us 1-800-800-RADIO. There's 800 to 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. And you, you be the proud owner of a free piece of John Clay Wolf show merch.

[B]

Where do you get that?

[D]

Jcwshow.com.

[C]

what does the three have in common? Man? I'm trying to.

[D]

And we haven't told them who the bands are. Yeah, that's part of the.

[C]

Part of the Let me play it one more time trick.

[E]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[F]

You really got me now.

[B]

You got me.

[E]

So I guess we've had at night.

[F]

Oh, yeah. You really got me now.

[B]

Got me so I can't sleep at night. You really got me. You really got me.

[F]

You really got me some.

[C]

I know the bands. I'm just trying to figure out.

[B]

Well, I was going British and then Van Halen came on and. That's not it. The Kinks are British Invasion band.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Oasis is from the uk, AKA British. The first two songs were You Really Got me written by. I bet that's it. No, because I mean that you really Got me was written probably in the 60s, so he didn't write the Oasis. So whoever or she or it matters what pronoun is.

[D]

That's why we call it a big brain quiz. It's actually. This one's so simple, it's. Somebody's gonna get it. Probably pretty easy anyway.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If you know what the hell Bob was talking about.

[E]

This lady in this next story did not have a big brain. She was, you know, you. Sometimes the judge will let you call in and to be in court. Well, the judge was having this lady call in while she was driving. She wasn't supposed to be driving at all, but she zoomed in from the car and the judge, Michael McNally, basically called her out on it. She clearly. You can see the video. Do we have the video?

[C]

Yeah, we do.

[E]

We're gonna run on it.

[C]

Where can you see it at?

[E]

You can see that at jcw. She show.com and click over to the ustream. But this lady is clearly driving while she's going, no, I'm not. Number 13, you cannot be driving. Ma', am, what are you doing? Come on.

[F]

I'm not driving. I'm a passenger in a car. But I will have my driver pull over. Hang on one second.

[D]

Am I crazy or does it not

[E]

look like you're driving that car?

[F]

I'm not driving the car. I'm a passenger in the car, sir.

[E]

You know you're lying to me, right?

[F]

No, I'm not.

[D]

Sir, let me see the driver. Let me see the driver.

[F]

Hang on one second. I have to ask their permission.

[D]

Oh, you're not in the drive you

[E]

weren't in the driver's side.

[D]

You think I'm that stupid?

[F]

Wow.

[C]

Yeah. You see the video? I mean, it's.

[B]

Yeah. So how does it end up.

[E]

She gets out of the car and walks around.

[B]

Get out of here.

[E]

Swear to God she does. She pulls the thing over, gets out, walks around like she's. Oh, the driver's gone. She's clearly sitting in the driver's seat.

[B]

Where's that part?

[E]

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if we had that.

[C]

But now, is she. Is she not supposed to be driving because of.

[B]

There. She's getting out of the car.

[E]

Yeah, she gets out of the car, it goes.

[C]

Oh, there it is. Yeah. Oh, my gosh.

[B]

But she's still. Is she in the back seat? Wait, hang on. So she's getting out of the car.

[E]

Definitely in the driver's seat.

[B]

She's got that look. Yeah, the look of love.

[D]

She's wondering what she's gonna do.

[E]

I think she didn't realize the camera was on.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Oh, there's no way.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[E]

I think she was zooming and she thought it was a phone call and she could lie her way through it.

[B]

Okay, so back to Bobbo's Whiz quiz. What do these three bands have in common? And play it again.

[F]

Yeah, you really got me now you got me so I can't sleep at night.

[B]

Oh, yeah, you really got me now you got me so I can sleep at night. Kin in Iowa. What's your answer? No, I thought that, too, but we're both wrong. Tony and Houston, what's your answer?

[F]

They're all one word bands.

[B]

Bobo.

[D]

No.

[B]

Okay. Steve and Grand Prairie or Dallas.

[F]

They're all brothers.

[D]

That's correct. Ray and Dave Davies of the Kings, Eddie and Alex Van Halen of Van Halen and Noel and Liam Gallagher of Oasis. Winner.

[B]

Steve, go to JCW show. Pick out a shirt or hat you want and they'll send it to you. Pre k. Steve on 10 is your winner. 800-800-723-4. Rich in Florida, good morning, you're on the air.

[F]

Hey, John, how are you today?

[B]

Good. What's up?

[F]

You know, it's great, Great to hear you guys. Every Saturday, you know, I love it. And you know I'm going to be pretty depressed whenever you decide to quit the show. But, hey, I wanted to thank you last week for that diabetic thing. I mean, although it wasn't asking for any donations or anything, just to have it on the air was awfully nice.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

I'm a type 1 diabetic for 60 years now. I'll be 63 this year, so all that I've gone through hasn't been fun. I would figure there would be a cure by now, but of course, they have to make their money, so, you

[B]

know, I got you. Well, thanks for calling in. Thanks for tuning in.

[C]

And I can play it out here.

[B]

You want to.

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When we go to break here, here's Wilford Brimley.

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Wolf or Brimley. If you have diabetes and are on

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Hey, before you call Liberty Medical, don't forget, you can send us your car. Give me the vin.com on the john Clay Wolf Show.

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A deal is coming next. Our phone line is open for you at 800-800-7234. That's 800 to 800, 7234 for 800-800-Radio. We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show right after this.

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[B]

This is the Church Mike in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. You have a Kia minivan, a Kia carnival with 80,000 miles. Is it a EX, an LX, and LXs and Xs or SX prestige?

[F]

It's an. It's an LX.

[B]

Okay. How many miles? 80.

[F]

A little over 80 by 82. It's all highway. We have our daughters, a cheerleader, so we travel a lot.

[B]

Gotcha.

[C]

Anything?

[F]

Yeah, yeah, we do a lot of travel.

[B]

Anything wrong with it?

[F]

Oh, no, nothing's wrong with it at all. It runs great.

[B]

14 grand. And I see your payoff is 20.

[F]

Yeah, yeah, I can't do that. That's a little too low. Yeah.

[B]

I'm sorry.

[F]

Yeah. Hey, thanks a lot. I appreciate.

[B]

Yes, sir. Appreciate it. 72 Duster, Randy, North Carolina is. It does have a big engine in it.

[F]

No sir, it's original 318 with 4 barrel outer block intake.

[B]

Okay, go to GMTVCC and load that puppy up. Let's take a look at it.

[E]

Let me tell you what Melbourne Post

[C]

is packing right here.

[F]

I've got 411 posi track out back.

[E]

750 double pumper, Edelbrock intakes, sport over 30, 11 to 1 pop up pistons, turbojet, 390 horsepower. We're talking some muscle.

[B]

Debbie in Florida you have a Tig Tiguan. Tiguan with 60,000 miles. And is it a S an SE or an R line?

[F]

It is an SE sport utility, four door.

[B]

Okay. And it is worth 15 grand.

[F]

And I'm gotten to physically I can no longer drive.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

And I haven't been drive for year and I've been paying on this car. I should have failed within the first days after my accident. But I kept thinking, it'll get better, it'll get me. It didn't get better. So now I'm in a pickle.

[B]

Do you have the money to buy your way out of it?

[F]

I have some. I have a limited amount that'll take me down to nothing. But you know, my dad always said your word is your bond. You, you know, you make a deal, you stick with it. I'm 73 and I still can't get that out of my head.

[B]

Right. You know, how's your credit? How's your credit so far?

[F]

It's good. But it's not gonna be good. I mean, I paid 600amonth for the last 12 months on a car I can't drive.

[B]

Who's the lien holder?

[F]

Who is the lien holder? Ally bank lly.

[B]

They're used to picking them up. Well, I don't know what to tell you. I'm very sorry about your situation. You know, you're upside down. You have. You've heard this before. I mean, you're either going to have to pay them. You know, you might call them and say make a deal with them where you, where you do. They'll make deals. Tell them, hey, I'm going to have to let you pick this thing up. But tell them what you just told me, that you want to be good to your word and say, can we take it? Can we take a discount on the payoff or can I pay you payments on the negative so you can get that, so you can get that 600 because it's not going up. I mean, every payment you make, that car is not going up any. You're not getting Anywhere. But Volkswagens just aren't very reliable long term. And when they get to the like, if this car was worth had 80,000 miles, it'd be worth 2, 25, 3,000 less. It's weird.

[F]

Weird.

[B]

These German cars, when they get up in the 70s and 80s on the miles, they really become unreliable. So the. The value of them goes down a lot.

[F]

Yeah, I mean it's. It looks like it just came up the showroom. I love this. It's the best car I ever owned.

[B]

Are you behind on your payments right now?

[F]

No, no, I'm current.

[B]

I'd call them and try to make a deal with them. That's what I'd do. Because it sounds like you really want to do the right thing.

[F]

I do.

[B]

Thank you. Bam. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. If you want to sell your cargo to America's best car buyer. Give me the VIN. VIN. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIn. Give. If we don't beat a carmax or a Carvana deal, we will send you a check for a hundred dollars. Thanks.

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And we're back. Good morning, everybody. April Fools is coming on and we are live. Baseball has begun. Yeah. Are the Rangers any good? I don't even know.

[C]

They just started the season, so it's hard to tell.

[D]

Is anybody any good yet?

[B]

How did they do against the Dodgers last night?

[C]

I didn't see that score. They were up five to two last I saw. I didn't. I haven't been paying attention to them early on the season.

[B]

I got you. It's time for mail from jail with Johnny Cash. Can somebody get Johnny Cash over here,

[C]

see if he can hold on.

[E]

I love this part. There he is. Hello, Johnny.

[D]

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. John. This week's mail from JL Injury reads, hey, Wolf, it's Jim down here in Florida. Hey, do you guys do funding for lawyers or bail or anything like that? Yes, I'm A big fan. And I need to get out of here to help take care of my old man up in Kissimmee. He's a disabled veteran, can't hardly get around. So I need to get outside in a bad way. Maybe if one of those supercars does you any good, you can throw me a few bones, huh? I'm always telling folks about your show. I'll have plenty of time to listen after my next court date if I don't get some help. I am an innocent man, by the way. My wife's a conniving and miserable witch who tries her best to make my life a living hell. She always used to yell at me and she put her hands on me a lot of times. I'm 5 foot 7 and 180 pounds, and she clocks in at a good 5, 10, and 200 easy. And the only reason I even try to hit her back is because she was in the process of beating my ass last time. And now I'm the bad guy. Come on. Anyways, give me a holler. Let me know if there's anything I can do. I do have an old Chevy Duramax in the barn somewhere, if that'll get me anything. Thanks for reading my letter. If you do, your friend. Jim Moffatt. Charlotte County Jail, Gorda, Florida. P.S. dear Edna, I really wish you hadn't made me do that. Please forgive me. Come visit if I don't get out soon. And please don't shoot my dogs.

[E]

God.

[B]

Oh, no.

[D]

That's harsh.

[F]

That's harsh.

[E]

It is harsh, partner.

[D]

If you've got mail from jail, just send it on down the line to us here at P.O. box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. The zip code is 76147.

[E]

Thank you, Johnny.

[D]

Good Lord.

[E]

Good Lord. That was dark.

[D]

Gonna shoot the dog, right?

[E]

Don't shoot the dogs. Ain't the dog's fall.

[D]

Damn, honey,

[E]

you're the guy. This. This. You know, videos pop up, they go viral. This guy's going through. Why would you go viral for going through a drive thru at McDonald's? Well, this guy's ordering 11 meals. Can you imagine paying for that many kids to eat? The worker said he had to get his manager's approval in order for him to have 11 different meals. Wait till you hear the price. Wait till you Hear, this is McDonald's. Wait till here. How much this guy paid for one meal for his family? Cut number 11.

[F]

I'm gonna start for you today.

[B]

I need Egg McMuffin and I need 11 big breakfasts with the hot cakes.

[F]

You said 11 big breakfast.

[B]

11. Yes.

[F]

Okay. Just a warning. That will take probably a while.

[B]

Well, I got eight hungry kids at the house, so. Yeah, that's cool, bro.

[F]

Give me a second. I need Manager approval

[B]

for 11. The manager approval.

[F]

Anything else for you today? No, that'll be it. You're looking at 83. 34 at the next one.

[B]

Oh, 83. Okay. Thanks, Guy.

[E]

Hey, have some more kids.

[D]

That's a lot of breakfast.

[B]

Can I have friends with them?

[E]

Yeah, we said 11 kids at the house.

[B]

Yeah, well, like, when we. Yeah, exactly. I bet that he's got some people over there.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Maxwell. A 78. Trans Am 37, 000. Original miles. Wants 15 grand. Needs. Needs paint.

[F]

76.

[B]

76. So is that grill. Is that grill the same as a 77 or was that.

[F]

No, I don't really. I think. I think mine is still the different look because it's got the round headlights. 77s.

[B]

Is it.

[F]

They went into the four light.

[B]

Is it a stick or an Automatic?

[F]

Automatic. Original 455. Air condition.

[B]

And what kind of shape? I mean, normally when they need paint, they need more stuff, too.

[F]

Well, you know, it's not perfect at all. You know, I've had it for 20 something years. I've talked to you before. It's been a while, man.

[B]

So were you the one with the brother? Was this your. Was this your brother's? And didn't y' all fight or something and you shot him?

[F]

Yeah, he kicked the car and he. This is the first Trans Am. It's the one that. He threw the top. He threw the title away, right? Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, I remember. This was eight months ago. We had this conversation.

[F]

It was over a year, I think, man. I don't know. It's been a while, but, yeah. Yeah, I still got the curse. Trans Am.

[B]

So do you have a title?

[F]

That's the thing. He threw the title away before he died. In Alabama law is they will not reissue a title something that old.

[B]

All right, I'm gonna give you five grand for it. I'm gonna sell it to me on a bill of sale. We're gonna be done and rest in peace, brother.

[F]

Oh, man, I. That's a little low, man. But, you know, I guess I'm gonna keep this. The curse strands down.

[B]

See, this is. So you're gonna call me again in a year? We're gonna do this again?

[E]

Yes, yes.

[B]

I said you're gonna call me again in a year, and we're gonna do this again.

[F]

Exactly. If you. But you're not gonna be on the radio anymore. I don't know how to get in touch with him.

[B]

YouTube. Go to YouTube. Go to. Go to John. We'll be doing something on YouTube. John Clay Wolf on YouTube. Well, what do you really take for. It doesn't have a title. It doesn't have paint. I know. It needs more than what you're telling me. I've done this a lot.

[F]

The paint. The paint's. The paint's there. It's just got a couple chips on. It's just old. It's got new tires. I don't put new brakes on it. And then I had the carburetor. I redid everything. I mean, it. The interiors, Jack. I mean, it's like. It's still got the original a track in it. I mean, it's just, you know, I. I haven't advertised. I just don't.

[B]

What do you take? I'm giving five grand. Come back at a real number. I'll buy the damn thing.

[F]

All right, I'll tell you what. I'll holler at you, man.

[B]

We're hollering now. We're hollering now. We're here. Let's holler across the holler. Let's do something.

[F]

Well, I may need to. Let me send you some pictures. I'll do that, man. And, you know, we.

[B]

Dude, if I look at it, I'm gonna change my mind. Let's just do a deal without me looking at it.

[F]

I wish I could, man. I. I'm just, you know, I've been holding. It's just like I said, it's just a first Trans Am.

[E]

I want to sell this.

[B]

Do you want to sell it?

[F]

Yeah. Oh, yes. Oh, yes, I do.

[B]

Okay. I'm giving you five grand. You sell it.

[F]

No.

[B]

What are you gonna sell it for? What will you take? This is a point counterpoint. What will you take?

[F]

15,000.

[B]

All right, bye.

[D]

That's all that was.

[E]

All right, bye.

[B]

We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars and Radio. For America's best car buyer, Give me the VIN.com.

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The John Clay Wolf show. Here's what's going on in the wolf pack.

[D]

You can't launch rockets without rocket launchers.

[B]

Like, they have a special saddle that they put on those camels and lean it up as a launcher.

[E]

Nope.

[B]

So that. That wasn't real. AI.

[E]

That's not real. That's not real.

[D]

That sounds very. I mean, innovative.

[E]

How do we think that's real?

[D]

It depends on the camel.

[E]

No, it doesn't

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[B]

Sounds like my old girlfriend from high school.

[C]

That was for the streamers. They didn't hear it here on the radio.

[B]

This is a good song. This is a great song.

[D]

Oh, Ashley, forget about it.

[B]

White Rabbit, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. 800 Louie. You got a Trans Am. Go to givemetheven.com load it up. 86 is not that popular of a year. I don't know, man. Probably not. You there?

[F]

Yeah, I'm here. I got, I got an 88 too.

[B]

Well then go to givemethevin.com and let's see what you got because I've talked to you a few times. You're the one with all the Trans ams, right?

[F]

Right. Yes, I am. I. I have a 10th anniversary that I'm almost finished with. It needs paint and floors probably. I just did the motor on it. I'm looking to get rid of that. It's a four speed 10th anniversary actually.

[B]

Go to GMTVCC on that one if you have you already loaded the car up in to give me the vin?

[F]

No, I haven't.

[B]

Go to GMTVCC because I've got a couple of classic collector buyers that take those leads directly and they'll, they'll deal with this better because this sounds like a big pain in the ass to tell you true.

[F]

Okay, I gotcha.

[B]

But those guys have a little more patience and a lot more experience in project cars. Jason Love has a lot of experience in project cars. Yes.

[C]

Yes, he does.

[B]

Did he quit? No, no, no, no, no. Not. Did he quit his job? Did he quit doing it?

[C]

Yes. Yeah, he's. It's been, it's been burned into. There was one attempted him on. It's like, yeah, you know.

[B]

So what we're talking about is a buyer that works for us that cannot say no. And he keeps looking at these project cars and thinking about what could be.

[E]

Sure.

[B]

So we work on them for six months and we lose 500 or make 500. I'm like, are we done with this yet? What this could be is a bunch of work for nothing is what it could be. That's what it is. Buy this stuff cheap enough or don't buy it. He's got.

[D]

I can tell you, I suffer from the same thing that is the Small town quotient.

[B]

Right.

[D]

People pleaser.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Can I, can I help you with that? Yes, I can.

[C]

It's just, I think it's more his background because that's what he did is

[D]

build cars down the rabbit trail.

[B]

Yeah, but he's not building these cars and we have to pay people to build them and he wasn't charging his labor to his builds and there's a difference. Speaking of junk, this video, I just noticed it loaded in the queue on our GMT on our YouTube channel. If you go to JCW show there's a video button. John Clay Wolf on YouTube There's a video going up at noon that shows these 70 mopars that I bought off of a widow last Wednesday. These guys, we left MANNHEIM, we sold 680 cars on Wednesday, jumped in the plane, ran to Houston. Two cameramen and a haul truck met her there, bought 70 or 80 cars and they already have this video. And then we had to go to storage and look at the dead husband's storage stuff.

[E]

Oh God.

[B]

In about 30 minutes away and they already have this video skinned, edited, shot, loaded. The auction site that we're going to sell them on is already up and you can [e-mail] so if you're a Mopar builder, if you want some project cars, I've got some for you. There's such projects, I don't want to move them so I'm selling them where they sit. And I rented the property from her for three months and she's like oh, don't worry about that, don't worry about that. So I'm worried about it. She's like, like don't worry about it. I said I'm going to pay you rental so I can lease this because sure, it's going to be so much activity here working. I can't afford not having full control of your site since so don't.

[C]

Jason love, no, you cannot go to the site and bid on these cars.

[B]

Nobody has to go to the site. You can just go to GMTV auctions and do it digitally.

[E]

When's this going to be? June 6th and the video's going up at right now. He's going to shop this on Wednesday and it's to up, up now.

[B]

Yep.

[E]

What in the world do they do?

[B]

Drugs. I didn't mean riddling.

[E]

Riddling. Yeah, I mean, God, I know how long it takes to do a video.

[B]

30 minutes.

[E]

Dude, that's amazing.

[B]

And then the Alabama stuff that we did the video on six weeks ago, we just got all the titles in hand yesterday. And it's going to be part of that auction also. So we're going to sell those two groups of cars to the public and dealers and just whoever wants to log in. And we're gonna do it through Cody's auction company, Platinum auction services. And we're gonna have the actual event where the auctioneer is going to be. This is all gonna be digital. We're gonna have it at the roadhouse at Walnut Springs. And there's a hundred Porsches in a hidden place.

[E]

Stop it.

[B]

That we're buying 10 of them. And then Cody's gonna go up there and film and do the same thing with 90 Porsches and parts like 9 11s. Like 70, 60, 70s, 80 body po. Porsches.

[E]

Do you ever sleep, dude? Ever?

[B]

I. I sleep. I sleep like a baby. But I do work too much.

[E]

You work way too. This is so many projects.

[B]

I hear you just like.

[E]

Oh, and we're. We're launching the space shuttle also out back.

[B]

With the Russian.

[E]

Yeah, with the Russians.

[B]

We were fixing to. He and I were sitting up on the deck last night working on the heat shields and the re entry.

[E]

We're going to the moon. Not around the moon. Anybody can do that. We're going to. To the moon and setting up a Whataburger 808.

[B]

I'm just telling you, man. I'm afraid of dying. I'm telling you, I'm just. I just know. I mean, I don't know. Yeah, I got hurt. When you can't walk normally, you're like. So if you're in a wheelchair, your life's going to be short. It just is. Your internals are not moving. Humans are set up to move, okay? And when you don't move, you die. You get sick and die. I cannot walk normal, so I don't walk nearly the amount of steps that most people do.

[E]

But you get.

[B]

My life is going to be shorter.

[E]

Maybe, maybe not.

[B]

Maybe not. In 10 years there could be.

[E]

No, dude.

[B]

What?

[E]

At the speed you go, momentum will take you to 85.

[B]

Okay, well then that's what I'm doing.

[E]

I promise you.

[D]

You move a lot.

[E]

He moves a lot.

[B]

All right. My mouth moves a lot.

[E]

No, your body moves a lot. Where's John? It's like where the world's waldo. We all ask that in the office. Where's John?

[D]

Cuz nobody knows.

[E]

Who the hell knows? We even ask Amy, who knows normally where you breathe. She don't know. Nobody knows. I heard he was in the jet.

[B]

Maybe he is the fuel's Too high.

[E]

Yeah. It's got to be getting.

[B]

It's bad.

[E]

Yeah. So what you say? Six bucks a gallon.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

And they're right.

[B]

Stop it. Just shut up, J.D. shut up, J.D.

[E]

sorry, my bad.

[B]

Can't help. It's a lot, a lot of fuel. And I'm going to Florida on Wednesday afternoon for Barrett Jackson next week. And I was at Mecham this week.

[E]

Make them this week.

[C]

That was the market at Mechum.

[B]

Crappy. Oh, really?

[E]

Really?

[B]

Yep. Oh, yep.

[C]

Is it What?

[B]

I sent four, and I think I've got four coming home. Oh, no.

[C]

Oh, man.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Is it just. People are tightening up right now in that classic market.

[B]

I just. I don't know, man. It's just. The old gray mare just ain't what she used to be.

[E]

I saw you and you and your buddy. I'm sorry, Hot rod Kyle. No, I'm Richard Rollins. Richard Rollins. Thank you. Do the video beer review. Mirror.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

You're like, give me a beer. I've ever needed a beer. I need it now.

[B]

Right?

[E]

This week. The video. Yeah. You guys do a video right after the auction.

[B]

Oh, yeah. When I get off the block, go over there. He's fun.

[C]

The six by six Ferrari.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Super supercar. Blondie shot the deal week before last. We're keeping it all quiet and hush hush until she releases. And she's gonna collab with us and Gas Monkey. And she only has 120 million followers, so this one should really help our media lift.

[C]

Yeah. Only 120 million.

[B]

Only 120 million. Yep. She's a hand. She's. She's turned out to be a good friend. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Do we have time for Jeff? Jeopardy. No.

[C]

Four minutes. I think we can get it out quick, right? It depends how hard the questions are, Right.

[D]

All right, y' all get ready to test the IQ and pop culture of our own John Clay World Show Crew. We want to hear your categories.

[E]

Here we go.

[D]

Category one, you don't know Jack. Name these lesser known Jack Nicholson movies and category 2, same name. Identify these people, places and things that share a name and two points per question. If you can name both subjects that share the same name, only one answer is required. Category one, question one. Here we go. In what many consider his last great performance as an actor, Jack got to play the bad guy in a Martin Scorsese film set in South Boston in the early 21st century. DJ Pre K. What is the Departed? The Departed is correct.

[C]

Coming out strong.

[D]

What a Great Movie Question 2. In 1981, Jack Nicholson starred in this neo noir remake in which he helped Jessica Lang murder her husband after they got it on in the Kitchen.

[B]

Jack Nicholson? Yeah, that was Michael Douglas. No, I don't remember that one. Did she drop the pot? The rabbit in the pot?

[D]

No, she's in the thirst. She's making bread on the table. And they've been flirting for about 30 minutes at this point point in the movie and finally she just puts it out there. He lays her down. It's Pow, pow, pow. 1981 remake from a 40s classic.

[B]

I don't know it.

[D]

Correct answer is what is the Postman Always Rings Twice? Highly recommended. Question 3. Speaking of gorgeous co stars in this comic thriller from 1987, Jack Got it on with Cher, Susan Sarandon and Michelle Pfeiffer to boot. All in one movie.

[B]

Damn, he's getting a lot of poontone.

[D]

Well, he always has.

[B]

I don't know it.

[D]

I don't know this one too. One more time.

[B]

What year?

[D]

1987. Cher, Susan Sarandon and Michelle Pfeiffer.

[B]

Yes, I do remember. It's the witches of Eastwood.

[D]

That's correct.

[B]

Hey, look at that.

[C]

What is the witch?

[D]

Very good. Category two questions. Here we go. Question one. The primary ingredient of one of America's favorite junk foods is also a nickname for this German badger hunting dog breed.

[B]

Huskies. No.

[D]

Incorrect. No badgers.

[B]

Klondike.

[D]

Incorrect. Badgers live low to the ground in a hole. A skinny hole.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

America's favorite junk food.

[E]

Junk food.

[D]

Correct answer is what is a weenie? As in a hot dog or a dachshund? The dachshund. Question 2. United States 42nd President shares his name with something that comes in the mail that costs you money.

[E]

Oh, ding ding, ding.

[D]

JD what is a bill? That's correct.

[C]

Hey JD It's a three way tie now guys.

[D]

Mona Sanchez. But Bill Clinton or bills for utility. Etc. Question 3. This insect eating North American bird shares its name with a distinctive part of the male anatomy.

[B]

What is a schlong?

[D]

That is incorrect.

[E]

Ding, ding, ding.

[D]

Dating.

[E]

What is a woodpecker?

[D]

That's part of the bonus answer.

[E]

It is?

[D]

Okay, you only get one point. Correct answer. What is a pecker? As in woodpecker or a man's picker.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

All right. JD up two to one. We got 50 seconds on. We gotta hurry up.

[D]

We don't have to dump that. I checked in the bonus categories. We go. Jack didn't mind doing great supporting roles. In fact, many say he was a very welcome presence as news anchor Bill borish in a 1987 romantic comedy starring William Hurt, Holly Hunter and Albert Brooks.

[B]

Guys, we're gonna have to carry this on the stream. Go to jcw wshow.com and click through the live video because we're out of time.

[D]

All about media. Correct answer was what is broadcast news? And one more category two. One of Ohio's larger cities shares its name with a despicable prank you can pull on your lover while in bed.

[B]

Fart on her.

[D]

There's no city named Fart, but there is a city named Cleveland. As in the Cleveland Steamer.

[B]

That's dirty, dude. You know what that. It really is.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

It's terrible.

[E]

Let's not talk about.

[D]

But I didn't say what it is. I called it the Cleveland Seamer.

[B]

If I was a program director, I'd call you on Monday morning. My name's John. Our video goes up with these mopars in just a second. Thank you for tuning in. California, you get another hour starting right. And right after this song. Vegas, San Diego, kgb. Speaking of kgb, we got them right here.

[D]

All right, bye.

[B]

My life is pretty plain. I like watching the puddles gather

[F]

and

[B]

all I can do is just pull some teeth for two and speak my point of view. But it's not same. It's not same.

[D]

The Junkly Will show has been a presentation of givemetheven.com from the Westwood One radio network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show.