#553 John Clay Wolfe Show 05.02.26

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show: Episode #553 – May 2, 2026

Podcast: The John Clay Wolfe Show
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Episode: #553
Date: May 2, 2026
Main Theme: Freewheeling, irreverent talk on cars, current events, culture, and outrageous listener stories, with plenty of banter and trade-in appraisals delivered with the show’s signature blend of comedy and unfiltered honesty.

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Episode Overview

This episode continues The John Clay Wolfe Show’s uncensored, fast-talking foray into America’s car culture, news, and wild personal anecdotes. John and crew dig into the sudden death of Spirit Airlines, the TikTok ban, strange air tag stories, the latest in sports betting, and the show’s usual array of listener call-ins aiming to sell their vehicles—or share shocking tales. A sensational workplace sexual harassment lawsuit sets off a string of hilarious and candid listener confessions about sexually aggressive women. Car prices, trade banter, airplane analogies, and celebrity cameos (real and impersonated) keep things rolling.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Spirit Airlines Goes Under (03:52, 65:58)

• Spirit Airlines stopped operations abruptly after failing to secure a $500-million government bailout.
• Chapter 11 vs. Chapter 7: John explains the difference—"Chapter 11 is reorg, they just stopped... they'll be filing Chapter 7, which is a death bullet" (04:05).
• Other airlines like American and United are stepping in to help stranded passengers—“If there’s room, keyword” (05:01).
• Flight Crew Anecdote: Co-host references legendary pilot who refused to abandon passengers mid-flight after Braniff Airlines’ shutdown, emphasizing the impact on staff and customers (05:35).
• Airplane Analogies: “Grabbing a Spirit Airlines jet would be like buying an ’03 Camry with 247k on the car.” (04:31)

“You know the worst two things that have happened to the African American movement in the 21st century is Bill Cosby going down and Spirit Airlines last night.” — John Clay Wolfe (02:47)

2. Technology & Car News

• OpenAI Lawsuit: Musk’s ironic legal battle after helping found the company. Wolfe: “He’s muscling him” (02:31).
• China Cars Blocked: US not allowing new Chinese and certain Korean-made cars due to data security fears (06:13).
• Driverless Trucks in Texas: Wolfe describes fears and opportunities with 80,000 lb. autonomous trucks—"Nothing says progress like an 80,000 pound robot that doesn’t need a bathroom break..." (09:38).
• Meth Sales Impacted: “With these driverless trucks, I would think... meth sales are going to be down.” (10:03)

3. Economy & Cultural Observations

• “Nobody knows what’s going on. We’ve got inflation going up, interest rates going up. My patience with people who chew ice... going down.” — John Clay Wolfe (03:52)
• Bingo Sports Betting Scheme: Wolfe and team debate skirt-the-law approaches to sports betting at his roadhouse, consulting ChatGPT for legal loopholes (29:51).
• Listener “Small-Town America” Observations: “There’s a guy with 75 cars in his yard, three goats, no title to anything, and I’m about to go buy the whole damn mess. And that is my America News update.” (10:12)

4. Insane Listener Call-Ins: Car Deals and Negotiations

• Frequent Bidding: Listeners seek estimates for everything from Chevys and Corvettes to motorcycles and RVs. John’s style is fast, unsentimental, and funny: “We sell them by the odometer. And that’s just the way the world works...” (15:05)
• Memorable French Negotiator: Hilarious, drawn-out negotiation where the seller rebuffs every offer.

  "Twenty grand is absolutely unacceptable. I’ll give it to the first person I meet on the street!" (21:07)

• Motorcycle and Classic Car Offers: Honest, sometimes harsh, valuations: “Your stuff’s too high. The hell’s a Virago?” (73:40)

5. Wild News & Viral Stories

• Florida News:
  • Exotic Dancer Pole Attack: Dancer returns, attacks with a pole—“You gotta take your stuff with you when you get fired...” (25:16)
  • Teen Lawnmower Prank at Target: Teen drives mower through Target doors leading to criminal charges; viral video discussed (34:35).
• Scientology Building Intrusion: Discussion of online trends of people mapping otherwise secretive buildings for social media (35:47).
• Animal Antics: News story about a toddler bitten by a zoo wolf, segues into comedic studio wolf impression (121:37).

6. Outrageous Workplace Sex Scandal & Listener Confessions (77:53+, 97:09+)

• JP Morgan Lawsuit: Wolfe’s team recounts the viral sexual harassment suit where a male employee claims his boss pursued him aggressively for sex, threatening his job.
  • Notable transcript read by Megyn Kelly and discussed with Adam Carolla (83:03, 87:29, 124:31).
  • Show pivots to open phone lines for listeners’ own stories:
    • Most men admit to “going along with it,” not being traumatized—“I just went with it. I was a horndog.” (97:56)
    • Several recount funny/scandalous moments involving unwanted advances at work, with a comic undertone about old memories lasting forever (99:51).
  • Carolla’s take: “Sometimes I did [turn them down]. Sometimes I didn’t. But... as a dude, you’re used to hearing ‘No.’ For a woman, you’re not.” (127:54)

7. Practical “Life” Segments

• Air Tag Tracking: Extended story about accidental air tag scares and how to discover if you’re being monitored with these devices (40:12).
• Spam Call Blocker (Incogni): Strong plug for a sponsor product that drastically reduced robo/spam calls for Wolfe and crew (45:13).

8. Show’s Community & Live Experience

• Listener Society: Show has built a lively, loyal listener chat community (117:31).
• Show Structure vs. Podcasting: Debate among the crew on why live radio is more dynamic and urgent than slick podcasts or prerecorded shows (151:14).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote | |---------------|------------------------|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 02:47 | John Clay Wolfe | "The worst two things for the African American movement in the 21st century is Bill Cosby going down and Spirit Airlines last night." | | 04:31 | John Clay Wolfe | "Grabbing a Spirit Airlines jet would be like buying an ’03 Camry with 247k on the car." | | 09:38 | John Clay Wolfe | "Nothing says progress like an 80,000 pound robot that doesn’t need a bathroom break or forgiveness or a meth problem." | | 20:39 | Caller (Red SSR Seller)| "20 grand is absolutely unacceptable. I’ll give it to the first person I meet on the street!" | | 97:56 | Reseda, CA caller | "I just went with it. I was a horn dog. I was 21 years old.” | | 127:54 | Adam Carolla | "As a dude, you’ve heard no and we’re comfortable with it... As a woman, you’re not used to no. And that’s why I always felt bad.” | | 83:00 | Megyn Kelly (clip) | "She allegedly removed her shirt, began fondling her breasts, and racially insulted Doe’s wife, remarking, 'I bet your little Asian fish head wife doesn’t have these cannons.'" | | 45:55 | JD Ryan, Mike & John | “Almost nothing [spam calls now]. Yeah, less than 10%. Certainly less than 10%.” | | 151:35 | John Clay Wolfe | "But quitting when you’re ahead—there’s something to be said for that." |

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Spirit Airlines Death & Airline Talk: 03:52–10:54, 65:58, 66:01, 67:22
• Driverless Trucks/Meth Jokes: 07:32–10:12
• Call-In Car Valuations (Lightning Rounds): 14:03–17:49, 51:40–55:55, 131:01+
• Listener Sexual Harassment Stories: 97:09–103:52
• Megyn Kelly JP Morgan Lawsuit Clip: 87:29–89:10
• Adam Carolla Interview: 123:31–129:45
• Show on Live Radio vs. Podcast: 151:14–153:11
• Air Tag Ordeal: 40:12–44:21
• Incogni Spam Call Tips: 45:13–46:23

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Tone & Style

• Unfiltered comedy, a bit irreverent and politically incorrect at times.
• Heavy on banter, sarcasm, listener interaction, and behind-the-curtain looks at car buying and American life.
• A blend of current events, blue-collar wisdom, and outrageous, relatable storytelling.

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Final Notes

This episode is packed with comedic takes on real news (the sudden demise of Spirit Airlines, sexual harassment lawsuits in reverse), practical advice and car talk, and crowd-sourced stories that draw out the wildest, most entertaining sides of the show’s audience. The pacing is quick, topics pivot on a dime, and no news item is too weird (or too Florida) for the John Clay Wolfe treatment.

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Questions or to sell your car: GiveMeTheVIN.com

Transcript

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[Show Announcer/Promos]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Taking over your radio every Saturday morning. Call John toll free. Cheap Bastards 1-800-800-radio and check out the [e-mail] or john claywolf.com and now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning America. Hey now, America, the United States. Did y' all hear the Bomb I Ran song during the break? The Trump version. Hilarious. It's hilarious. Good Morning America, where the news cycle moves faster than a hellcat with a repo tag.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Elon Musk is in court fighting open I A open AI. Which is ironic because the only thing more official than AI right now is half of the people testifying in that trial. Have you kept up with that at all? It's pretty interesting. He's muscling him. God. What's the guy's name? Khan. Do you remember the open AI guy?

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Elon Musk. The OpenAI chat. GPT started as a 5.501C. Yeah, 501C 3. Non for profit.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's completely twisted. And Elon helped start it and now he's competing with it and he is suing them on the fundamentals of their filings and they're starting to try to stop them. Spirit Airlines.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Yeah, that's a whole story.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know the worst two things that have happened to the African American movement in the 21st century is Bill Cosby going down in Spirit Airlines last night.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow. I'm not.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

I wouldn't.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah,

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

I would think it'd be more of a different race than that. But I've flown Spirit.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Does the word trash come to mind? Is that part of it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Curry, curry, curry.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, wow.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I stick my wife on Spirit when she's not riding with me.

[Caller/Guest]

I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm kidding.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

I believe you. We took it down to Mexico. It was great. And they flew there, man, time and good airplanes. They've never had a crash. You know what other airline can say that?

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

You know what?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's true.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

They've never had a crash.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that right?

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Yes, sir.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

And they never will.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

And they never will now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they had one of the Everglades when they were blue.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Now that was Value Jet. That was not Spirit. That was Valued.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Yep, yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

The economy, nobody knows what's going on. We've got inflation going up, interest rates going up. My patience with people who chew ice going down. Yeah, the, the, the Spirit Airlines thing.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they've been trying to get a 500 million dollar band aid from the government for, for a while and they finally canceled it yesterday. And they filed, they didn't file bankruptcy. They ceased operations, which is kind of worse. So they're not going to go chapter 11. Chapter 11 is reorg and they just stopped. They ran out of money and they'll be filing chapter seven, which is a death bullet, suicide bullet probably Monday.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

They're going to sell off pieces.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Yeah, they're done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they won't. The trustee will. So the other airlines will grab the planes. I mean, grabbing a Spirit Airlines jet would be like buying an O3 Camry with 247 on the car.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Absolutely not true. Those are. They have some very nice Airbus. Their Airbuses. They're A321.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cameras are good.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Yeah. The interior is not.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

You can change an interior in two hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ethiopia Airlines has already called on them asking what they'll take for all of it.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Not true. Mike was asking about what about passengers that are hungover. Hung up rather. Excuse me. American Airlines and United Airlines have stepped up. They are taking out on standby basis some of the Spirit passengers. If there's room key word.

[John Clay Wolf]

Some maybe if they can.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Yeah, well, sure, but I mean, it's better than nothing.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

They look at him like, nah, you're not gonna fly.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't like your kind here.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

You're Kind. Let's stop right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had to tell a guy from the bar that last night at the. We're at the Roadhouse.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Are they out of business now? I mean, have they stopped all operations?

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

3am this morning. Really stopped. Yeah. Reminds me that when Brandif closed down, there was a great story of the 747 that flew from Dallas to Hawaii. Was on the way to Hawaii on a Friday afternoon when they. When the airline shut down. They called the crew and they said, bring it back. Turn around. And the captain said, absolutely not. And he turned the radio off and he flew him to Hawaii. Said, I'm not going to do this to these passengers. It's not their fault.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tick tock. Might been banned again. Tick tock.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Banned.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's happening again. Which is devastating news for 19 year olds who thought dancing in their kitchen was a career path. Yeah. Oh yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

And so many did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, did you know that there's a load of Chinese cars on the border? Mexican border. This is not a joke. Well, it kind of is, but Chinese cars. We're not letting in Chinese cars.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

I didn't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

China because they think that they have too much information getting data from Americans.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Oh, are you talking about cars that are coming from China or China made cars?

[John Clay Wolf]

China made cars. I didn't know there were all these new little geely and this and that. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Did you hear jd? I didn't know there were. Well, guess why?

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because we don't allow them over here.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Well, there you go. That's why I didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like over there in Korea, they don't know there's Internet.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Yeah, I guess we don't allow it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

So wait, they're afraid that. How are they gonna get the information? Just do they have something, a chip in the car that's gonna gather?

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever had a hemorrhoid?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

I have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Have you ever had a suppository?

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you get into. You ever had a keyless go system like when you get it in your key, your pocket? Sure. We stick a hemorrhoid up your butt. Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

And.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's the, that's the functionality of the car. So you have to have that in you to operate the car, but really what it's doing is pulling all the data.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Ah, that was a close one, Charlie.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

I know.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

That was a close.

[Caller/Guest]

I know.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Just tiptoeing down the line.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Kyle, since you homeschool, since you've gone through your pre morning checklist like a professional that you are at all of age 17. You forgot to turn on the monitor in the middle of the room. Thank you. Ah. Meanwhile, driverless trucks are rolling across Texas. No bs. No bs.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Scare the hell out of me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, good. Get out on 45 coming up from Houston. Get the hell. Get the hell scared out of you. They did the first one yesterday. Geez.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

I mean, I wouldn't want to be around it. I'm sorry.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

When you know, you're around it, though,

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

don't you look up and not see a human?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they say Jaguar across the front with these crazy spinners on the outside.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Do they really?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but guess.

[Caller/Guest]

The.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Vemo or what? What are those? Whammos. They're all Jag. The Jaguars run around Vegas and everywhere. They're. They're. They're whammos. And it. It's. That was a bad joke. They probably say Ken. Kenworth, Peterbilt or Volvo.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

If they say Jaguar, I'd get the hell out of the way because there may be an angry hoochie mama behind the wheel. Jesus.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Now, do drivers let trucks still pick up hookers or is that the best

[John Clay Wolf]

question of the day? Baba, you are not the dumbass of the day. You're the genius of the day.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Well, they're providing transport either way, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot cat instead of a lot lizard. I just. When I see those whammos, I get scared because I think they were so high tech and smart. They made the decision to buy Jaguars. Sure. Until I run down the road by themselves the worst car ever, ever, ever. And I'm not worried about it wrecking. I'm worried about it breaking down.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Breaking down. Stopping on you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Dre, have you been in one yet or. No?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. I heard they're amazing.

[Caller/Guest]

I don't.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

I want to try it just around the city. Yeah, I do that.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Would you?

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Get in the back seat of a car with no human.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yesterday in Houston, loaded up, probably at the port with a load. I don't know how many thousand pounds. Let's say it's 50 to 80,000 pounds heading to Dallas.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

A truck is loaded with no driver going down the highway. Because nothing says progress like 80,000 pounds robot that doesn't need a bathroom break or forgiveness or a meth problem.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Yeah, well, meth is going to be. Sales are going to be down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

With these driverless trucks, I would think, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sales are going to be down. What do you mean? Well, there's not a meth sale.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Meth sales, I would think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Small town Small towns across rural Texas are already filing bankruptcy.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

One day in one day, no doubt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And somewhere right now there's a guy with 75 cars in his yard, three goats, no title to anything, and I'm about to go buy the whole damn mess. And that is my America News update. Thank you. Thank you. No claps, no applause.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Those three goats, man, they are going

[John Clay Wolf]

to Houston to go category. Those cars that we bought In Houston, the 75 mopars this weekend. Cody, Shelley and Hot Rod, Kyle and Cody's wife. And that auction is June 6th. Go to GMTV auctions.com if you'd like to register for it. All the VIN numbers are already posted. And the Alabama cars, I think will be there too. If you're not familiar with that, you're not cool enough.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

That video was cool last week, watching

[John Clay Wolf]

it and stuff like that.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Yeah, I was. It was. It was intriguing.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was lucky is what it was.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

I was gonna say, you know what? It turned out a lot better than I was anticipating.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

What do you mean?

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

The cars, they were.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

They were cleaner than you thought.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

They're in better condition. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we went through in Alabama and I bought all these. I bought 75 cars. This is a different buy in Alabama about a month or six weeks ago from a deceased fellas sister. Okay.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Have we seen this video?

[John Clay Wolf]

We have. I don't know if you have been on YouTube. Yeah. So the one I bought them all went on YouTube about a month and a half ago. And then the one yesterday or last Saturday went up where we sent the crew out to clean them, get them started, change all the fuel pressure, wash them. $7,000 worth of batteries and.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that. I thought you were standing there yesterday.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

I was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Last Saturday when it's. That would be a we thing.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

That's the video.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's we. Yeah. Look.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Made big impact on JD Huh?

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

I wanted to make sure that was the same video. We have a lot of videos.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this clock right?

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then we need to go to break and we need to set up the lightning round where you dial for a deal on your car. Brought to you by. Give me the vin dot com. America's best car buyer. I like that line where the news cycle moves faster than a hellcat with a repo tag.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

That's a good line.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Caller/Guest]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Am I worth more?

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Yeah, I'm worth a whole lot more.

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[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

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[Show Announcer/Promos]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com. hit him up right now. 1 880, 800 radio. 1800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf, Virginia.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air. What have you got?

[Caller/Guest]

I've got a 2013 Chevrolet Suburban.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How many miles?

[Caller/Guest]

It's got like 194 wheel drive. Thousand engine was totally replaced at about 100 four wheel drive because the I had two cylinders that had zero compression four wheel drive. When I had the engine replaced, I had them reprogram the computer so it runs constantly on all eight cylinders.

[John Clay Wolf]

While they were reprogramming it, did they program into a four wheel drive or two wheel drive?

[Caller/Guest]

Now you still have four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Caller/Guest]

It was reprogrammed because of the economy mode.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is it a LT or LTZ?

[Caller/Guest]

LTZ.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. So it's got a sunroof and it's got 200, 000 miles on it.

[Caller/Guest]

It's got about a hundred thousand on the engine.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we sell them by the odometer. And that's the way that world Works on us. What's the odometer showing?

[Caller/Guest]

Right. I. I've got the paperwork on.

[John Clay Wolf]

It does help. It does help. It does help

[Caller/Guest]

because they have an econo mode where it goes from eight down to, like, six cylinders, and it got hung up.

[John Clay Wolf]

So does 3500 buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

Excuse me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 3500 buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What buys it?

[Caller/Guest]

Probably about five.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know the engine cost that much to do. I mean, I feel your pain there. I mean, you could have thrown the car away, but you decided to fix it. I get it. I don't know if I can make it work from five, but I will. Look, can you load it into givemetheven.com with some good pictures and if there's any rust spots or damaged spots, show those.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I tried to avoid the deer and ran into. Went into a ditch.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Son of a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did that hurt?

[Caller/Guest]

Went off. Everything's good. I had it all checked out. The only thing that's bad is the side the curtain airbags went off and the passenger seat airbag went off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you spill your drink when you ran into the ditch? Important question.

[Caller/Guest]

Actually, I didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. A man that has good balance with the assistance of airbags. Please go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up. Let's take a look. See? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Memphis, real quick. What have you got?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir, I got a 2016 Airstream. I wanted to know if you'd be interested in buying.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am not, but I am with my friend. So all the RV and Airstream, big bus, coaches, bumper pool, travel trailers. We have a guy that we partner with. He's really good at that stuff. So load it into givemetheven.com and we will push that customer file over to this guy named Ben, and he will contact you. Yep. All right.

[Caller/Guest]

Thank you, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, I don't know if I'm running on six cylinders or eight, and I do have a blown airbag, and I normally just hit the deer, but I'm with him. I wouldn't have spilled my drink. I'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf. I'm having hiccups. Buy cars for America's best car buyer. Give me the VIN.com.

[Show Announcer/Promos]

This is the john clay wolf show. Check out the gmtv garage YouTube channel, complete with live video [e-mail].

[Caller/Guest]

Let me have a diablo sandwich of Dr. Pepper. Make it fast. I'm in a hurry.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

You want something?

[Caller/Guest]

Got no time for that.

[Show Announcer/Promos]

This is Give Me the Men, the John Clay Wolf Show. Call in 800-800-RADIO. Check out the [e-mail] I live.

[John Clay Wolf]

I used to listen to this when I was little. Don Williams.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Florida. The car round is over. Are you calling about a car?

[Caller/Guest]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi.

[Caller/Guest]

Is this Mr. Rich?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is Mr. Wolf.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, Rolkowski.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What can I do for you?

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, well. Okay. My name is Mark, and you saw my red SSR park at. On West Bay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

And you talk with Steve. You say you might be interested.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am so interested. Tell me about it.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, well, you'll do well. I will tell you the best news is I made it three years old, and this car has to go, and we dropped the price by 3,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, what year is it?

[Caller/Guest]

The bottom price. It's a 2006.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Guest]

With a very, very low mileage. It's one of the last one they made because they stopped doing it in 2006, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you got the last of the small engines.

[Caller/Guest]

I have the big engine. The. The small engine was only in. In 40304.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, now how many miles are on it?

[Caller/Guest]

You know what? Okay, hold on a second.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we'll wait. This guy is so. No, I didn't. I don't know who the hell this is, but this will be fine. He. How in the hell is he calling? Go ahead. 30. What?

[Caller/Guest]

38, 000 something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, and what color? I forgot when I took a picture of it.

[Caller/Guest]

It's a. They don't come in many colors. This one is one of the best. Yellow and red. But this one is red.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, does 20 grand buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

It's what? No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does. Does 20 grand buy

[Caller/Guest]

for 20 grand? 20 what? 20 grand? I don't. You know what? I'm French. I'm old. I don't understand very well. My name is Dr. Fowler. I'm a girlfriend. Oh, hey, you don't know who you're talking to. Samark Fowler do is a very good negotiator. Okay, 20 grand is absolutely unacceptable.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, what is acceptable,

[Caller/Guest]

Jamar Clobby? Acceptable? Why? It's not acceptable. 20 grand to you? Oh, no, no. 20 grand. I'll. I'll give it to the first person I meet on the street. I'll give it to him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, how much is it?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I don't. I don't deal like that. It's a 33,000. They all go online. They go around 35. I was asking 32.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I buy them. I. I agree that 20 grand is absolutely unacceptable. So I apologize for making that offer. But I will give 24.

[Caller/Guest]

No, no. Keep your money. I'll keep my car. Is that clear?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, would you cut. Would you. Would you mind coming up here and working for me? Because I like that. Good. I mean that's good. Like I tell people the same thing. I said the good news is you still have your car and I still have my money. That's. Yes, we will. We will part liberally as Frenchman American friends at 24 grand. And I will keep my money and you will keep your not rubles. What's over there?

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Frunks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fronks. Yeah, I am. I think your car's too high. It's too damn high.

[Caller/Guest]

30 000. Come with the money or leave it there. I'll sell it to somebody else or I'll give it away. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Thank you. I will think about that.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Suddenly the French became negotiators. Normally they just give up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Interesting call I've had in quite some time.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

That's a good one.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So she told him to call this number.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Yeah. But didn't tell him.

[John Clay Wolf]

He must have also had somebody that like sent him a text or something off of a for sale sign. I thought that was me.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

That's right.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

I've got great news for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Great. Okay. Florida news.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Florida. You want Florida news.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

After that French news from North America's own land down under. It's time for Sunshine State news with your certified lifeguard, J.D. ryan.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

It's a Jave Rion. An exotic and this is fun story. An exotic dancer has been arrested. I know you're shocked. After she allegedly returned to the club she formerly worked at and attacked the managers and other people with ironically a pole. Police alleged. By the way, this is 23 year old Princess Alaya Bell entered the taboo by G5 nightclub to collect her belongings. She got an obviously got in a fight with other dancers, started throwing things using profanity. Cops said she went out to her car and got the seven foot pole that most of them carry around in their car.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

You never know when you got to do it's trip tease

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

portable. Here's the judge outlining all the things we have against her. Count number eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were arrested for aggravated battery, aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, four counts of resisting an officer with violence. Probable cause for the charges of aggravated battery, aggravated assault. Is it the same victim? Yeah, the victim two also was in fear. Oh no, there's two. And you also have an out of state fugitive warrant and an in state

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

warrant and you're not getting your pole back.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

That's amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

You who aren't that great.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

So does Hannah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm mainstream.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Does Hannah carry a pole around with her?

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to ask her if she's

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

ever gotten a big fight.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. Oh, my God.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

It's so outrageous. No, I don't carry a pole around. I dance on a pole.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

No, you do. That's why it's funny.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

I don't own a pole. I don't bring a pole.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't take a pole.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Have you ever gotten a physical fight in a club with a manager or another dancer?

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Here's what happened to that woman, and I don't know her personally.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

I knew it.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Okay. I do very little work in Miami, obviously.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Miami, Obviously.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

When you're fired, don't ever go back. No, don't ever go back.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

What if you leave your stuff there? Your makeup?

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

You gotta take your stuff with you

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

when you get fired.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Because it's gonna have other strippers all over it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

They're gonna be all over it. It's like. It's like. It's almost like the jungle nature of the business.

[John Clay Wolf]

They take over your things. Yeah.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Your shoes will be nasty, your outfits will be dirty.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Okay. But you did get in the fight.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

I've been in many fights, but not in clubs I've been fired from. You don't do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't do that.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

No.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

You want a good reputation as a stripper.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

I've got some great moves off the pole, too. Ninja moves.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Yeah.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Serious ninja moves.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Show Announcer/Promos]

I bet you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know I'm still a little scarred from that Frenchman's column a moment ago.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did. Have you ever danced for Frenchmen? Are they. Are they hard negotiators?

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Not with me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not with strippers. I'm gonna keep my poontang and you keep your money. Is that what you tell them? I love the friends. No, they'll pay.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

They'll pay premium for poontang. Absolutely. Viva la France. I like dealing with them, but you have to deal with them outside a business environment.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Okay.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

So you have to pretend that you're not doing business when you really are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Role play after role playing.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

I'm gonna be her girlfriend. Look at my boobies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your cannons. Cannons. That little fish head doesn't have cannons. Like this. Get me hot. We'll get to that later. Stop it. You're so cute inside.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Baseball Charlie's blushing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Way to go, Hannah. Crab. Oh, you got more Florida?

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

We do. We have plenty of time. Yeah, go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crab. Crab. What's up?

[Caller/Guest]

I wanted to ask you who's your pick today in the Kentucky Derby? Mike Sports Wiener. Which way is it pointing?

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Yes, the Kentucky Derby is today. I like Chief Wallaby. He's a 9 to 1 long shot, but everybody's saying he's looked pretty good. So I'm going with Chief Wallaby.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Chief Wallaby.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, that's good enough for me. Yep. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Graham. 5% is the vig. That's right.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

That's right.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Don't forget.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. So wait, now, when you call into those betting shows, how exactly does it work?

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Oh, I don't know. Call into the betting show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. They did this in the 80s and the 90s. And there was the One for the Money or Two for the Money show with Matthew McConaughey. And you call in and get your picks. You join their clubs. You call these people, and you get picks, and you pay them for the picks. I don't know if it's a percent or flat. You've never used a sports.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Never. Never called into a bookie shop?

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody listening to us right now has for sure. Like, for sure. I mean, this guy calling from Philadelphia right now has probably. Philadelphia. Philadelphia. Good morning. You're on the. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, how you doing? Is this the John Clay Show?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes,

[Caller/Guest]

I'm calling about a truck I want to sell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let me put you on hold. We'll do it when we get back. Hang on. He's looking for. Hang on, hang on. But why. I got you on the air. Have you ever called any. Any of those. We were talking about betting, sports betting. Have you ever called any one of those places that give you the picks and you have to pay them for their picks?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I've never done that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have any friends that have.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah, I have lots of friends that have.

[John Clay Wolf]

I figured. Could you have them call me real quick and then I'll take their call and then I'll take yours, because I got to talk to somebody about this. Who's this? 985 area code. I'm looking for somebody that has sports betting experience.

[Caller/Guest]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm in Mandeville, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever placed a bet with a bookie or, like, have you ever called one of those sports agencies that gives you their picks and you have to pay them for them? I never really called him.

[Caller/Guest]

I used to go into old the Bar on the lakefront. I don't want to really tell you names. He was kind of grandfathered in as a bookie, and we used to do Those old school cards where you actually circle the numbers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, like bingo.

[Caller/Guest]

Modern day bingo, but you know, it's a long card and you. You circle, you know, the numbers at the bottom. Each team's got its own number.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on now, hang on. See, this is why I like Louisiana people. We've been trying to figure out how to get more business at the roadhouse. And I've got that monster screen, and we've been talking about doing bingo. Bingo.

[Caller/Guest]

This is it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Reggie, Wake up my general manager. This is it. We need to start doing bingo with the games and have them on all the screens and sit there and have bingo bets that are legal with sports games.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

As long as it's legal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

I mean, that could be fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, we're out here in the middle of Bosque County. They're not. I mean, they're not gonna care, right? Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

There's a way to do it.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Gaming commission doesn't even look outside of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, dude, they're doing lotteries. You see Rollins doing those giveaways on gas Monkey? That's the same.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

There's a way to do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a way to do it. That's not a bad idea. I'm going to put you on hold. It's a really good idea. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars the radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com and other people that know how to make that work. Call in and help me with my business.

[Show Announcer/Promos]

Hey, the John Clay wolf show has what you need. Hit him up 800-800-RADIO and check out the [e-mail] or John Claywolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So during the break, I asked chat GPT about sports betting at the wall at the roadhouse in Walnut Springs. And it said. I said, I want to do sports betting at the roadhouse and disguise it as bingo. Tell me how to do it. And it answered, I'm not going to help you disguise sports betting as bingo. That's straight into illegal gambling fraud territory and get you shut down or even worse.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

What actually works, though? Keeps you out of trouble.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do it legally under Texas rules. Keep it promotional, not gambling. No purchase required. You got to do a pool. Pot winners pick by scores. I like number two. Number two is partner with a licensed sports book out of state and digital. You can host, watch parties and affiliate with legal books and get a scrape from them.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Draftkings. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

How can you do that when it's illegal in the state you're still doing it in.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

You can do draftkings, stuff like that in state Texas.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Okay. They're getting around the charity route.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want to be a bingo vibe. Texas allows certain charitable gaming.

[Caller/Guest]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turn it into a killer event. Big game watch parties live odd square. But how do you pay them? VIP tables. That's normal bar crap. Yeah, that'd be fun.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

It's all started because you're looking for a bookie to call in.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not.

[Show Announcer/Promos]

Not you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. To call it. And my. My screener is not working.

[Caller/Guest]

So we're having it in 1925.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's weird.

[Caller/Guest]

When with Napa. Know how to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody's working. That's Charlie in Chicago. This is Houston. I don't know who it is. Houston, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, this is Danny. I got. I got a 2012 Nissan Titan Black. Yeah, it is four wheel drive. I've got 129, 000 miles. Cloth interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

In really good condition. Looks. Looks nice. Rear bumper is dented.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ouch. I don't want it there. If the rear bumper's dinner. Is it a four door? Is a crew cab or extended cab?

[Caller/Guest]

Four door crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

SSLSV Pro 4X. There's four options.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay. I think this is the SL.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I don't think it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

It could be either or. Are you French? That guy was angry. Did you notice how. Okay, how many miles? 120,000. Five grand.

[Caller/Guest]

Five grand. Okay. I. I was. I was hoping for six.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was hoping for four.

[Caller/Guest]

I will upload. I'll upload some pictures.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Caller/Guest]

I'll hold you to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and if it. Now if it's all whacked out, I gotta back it up. But let's take a look.

[Caller/Guest]

It's beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, good. Thanks. We're looking forward to it.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Derek in Montana. Y' all have radios in Montana?

[Caller/Guest]

This is veto.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Someone looking to run some numbers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Hey. Yeah, hey, Guido.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, just a cold Cenko olive oil in Manhattan. Take care.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, thank you.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

That's terrible. That was a terrible impression.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was bad. We didn't finish Florida News.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

We did not. We have more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Okay. This one actually comes with a video, which is actually very funny too. 18 year olds in Florida arrested Saturday after driving a lawnmower through to Target.

[John Clay Wolf]

I heard about this.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

The previous night they used a leaf blower in a restaurant. Obviously they're trying to do little pranks for media coverage. And they got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here we are.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Here's a witness talking about the lawnmower driving through the target cut, number nine.

[Show Announcer/Promos]

A man wearing overalls and a straw

[John Clay Wolf]

hat rides a lawnmower into a target. The start of the story behind two arrests. According to Ocala police, he actually drove straight into the door first and shattered it. It was quite interesting.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

You never know what's going to happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think they're teenagers. They definitely got the consequence that a lot of people think they deserved. Remember the time we got.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Anyway, they did. They were charged with disorderly conduct and criminal mischief. But look, we're playing their damn videos. By the way, if you want to

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

see this driving in. That's crazy.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

It's the door. And breaks the door. Yes. Jcwshow.com if you want to see the videos from that. We are playing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, my son kind of does. Wait a minute.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

That is your.

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Have you seen. So there's. These kids are doing weird things like that, and then. Have you seen these runs on Scientology buildings?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I like that. I like the sound of that. They literally like, where you going?

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Because no one's. No one knows what they look like. Right. And so they're running in with their phones and they're trying to map these buildings. So they just run into these Scientology buildings, and they see how far they get into the building before getting escorted out, stopped. And so they keep. It's like these videos. You keep seeing them go further and further, and they get the whole mapping of these buildings, and it's just wild. They're running in crazy. Just air horns running through the building, getting. Oh, I know. I don't know how they don't get shot or dragged out and beat up or anything, but it's. But seeing these buildings inside, it's crazy. Scientology building.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's crazy?

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

What's crazy?

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

It's just real, like, straight, clean, like there's nothing on the walls.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's very hospital.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Yes, very hospital.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Like, interesting.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

So far, the ones that we've seen on there. Yeah. And everybody's dressed, like, really, like, black and white, tight, like, shirts. Like, we. It's very. I don't know. It's kind of like the eyes wide open type of vibe. You get that.

[Caller/Guest]

But.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that was a swingers deal.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

That's where it came from.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

You get a little bit. There's a lot of. There's gold in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Certain brew.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Eyes Wide Shut thing.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

I'm sorry. Eyes Wide shut.

[John Clay Wolf]

What Was that about. Was that about people, like going and screwing each other with masks on?

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Pretty much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like Louisiana, right?

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

It's not a documentary.

[John Clay Wolf]

It should have just been called Louisiana.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

It's a movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I'll never forget. I was on Bourbon street, probably 25 years old. Went upstairs to some after hours club and there's some old gal getting waylaid against the wall.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

You accidentally walked into a mail place too, didn't you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, a transvestite thing. That was not a good experience. No, that was a mistake. We'll be right back.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

The John Clay Wolf show is heard every week on great stations like Washington's classic rock, WBIG Big 101, Odessa's KFCX Classic Rock 102.1. Catch the nation's fastest growing podcast and live video [e-mail] and we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

show right after this.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

And now, ladies, a message from your yoga pants. Hey, girl, it's me, your favorite yoga pants. You know how I know I'm your favorite? Because you haven't taken me off in eight days. Listen, I love being all up in your business because we look good, but you bought me because I'm breathable and you're suffocating me. I feel like two giant pillows are holding my face down in a murky swamp. I need to come up for air. We're approaching ventilator stage at this point. So maybe if you peel me off, let me do that tide pod challenge thing and you could shower. Cause you know that rainforest you've got going on down there? You could use a little rain while you're at it. Maybe clean it up a little bit. I'm pretty sure I saw a toucan the other day. You could even. You could go old school. Remember our third date with Peter? Let's go back to that. Okay, good talk. Can't wait to go to Whole Foods again.

[Caller/Guest]

Kisses. Love you.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

This has been a message from your yoga pants. And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show starring John Clay Wolf with JD Ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ Pre king Keith Richards with the world's biggest son of a bitch and Satan, the Prince of darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

So get this.

[Caller/Guest]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob and I come back from the roadhouse last night. We're sitting downstairs drinking some beer and he's like, what's this air tag? He's like, sir. And he had an air tag warning on his phone. Have you ever had one of those? Like, you're near an air tag. Yeah. And so he pulled it up, and it shows his route everywhere he's been.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's like, is this spam? Like, no. So we. So we start looking for it. Can't find it. And, like, it has a sensor on it. Where? I'll show you when you're closer. It says it's right here, but it's showing the route.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

This is on Bob's phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. From the. From the ranch to the roadhouse and walnut springs and back and back. Okay. And the time and everything. I'm like, man, somebody stuck an air tag on your ass. Sure. And I've had some problems down at the roadhouse. I was like, did somebody stick an air tag on Bob? That's weird.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Why would they care?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that. Don't be mean. That just mean. Why aren't people cheap?

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Why people.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's so mean.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

So what do we do? What do we do? A couple of hillbillies.

[Caller/Guest]

What do we do?

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

What do y' all do?

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Pull it in the shop. Turn the lights all on.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pull the fire chicken off of the rack. Put his car on the rack. Oh.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

To look for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get. We start tearing his car apart. Can't find it. Looking under the spare. Looking and looking under me.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Everywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right Everywhere. And like, a bunch of meth heads, you know, digging through something. Sure. Put it up on the rack. Pull the fire chicken off. Put that on the lift. Get his car up underneath. Flashlights underneath. Looking everywhere for this air attack. And. And I was, like, talking to chat GPT. It said, walk a hundred feet away from it and then come back. And when he walked down by the goats pen, and he's like, it's not going away, actually. And when he was walking out there, it got stronger. And now we looked. We did this for 45 minutes first. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then when he's walking back up, he's like, man, it seems closer now. And I looked out there, my car was next. He was standing next to my car saying, it seems closer now.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

There's an empty shape, and it's tiny. When I'm going around my car, right when I happened to be next to John's truck, it blew.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Blew up.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

I'm like, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I said, like, son of a. Somebody put one on me. So, like, pull your car out. Let's put mine in. So we start tweaking around my car. Give me a Here. And he's going around. It's getting warmer. It's getting hotter. It's getting hotter. And then it's like. It is right here. It is right here. And we're looking like, where?

[Caller/Guest]

Where?

[John Clay Wolf]

Looking underneath it. It's on the lift, going all over. So I open my center console, and there it is, just thrown into your. Yes. And I'm like, what? So I'm like, I'm getting rid of this. I don't know who the hell's tracking me. So I pull out the air tag, and I sent it to my wife. Like, this isn't you, is it? And I'm driving down to the highway. Yeah, was it? And. And then I asked Chad again. I was like, how do you figure out who this is? And she's like, dude, I didn't put an air tag on you. I'm like, okay. And I. You. You put the air tag over your phone. Like, lay it on there. And it'll throw up a thing that you click on. It'll show the phone number of the person that put it there.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

It will.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. And it was my wife. Oh, go. And we're talking kind of arguing, of course.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I threw it out the window. I was like, well, now you know where the highway is. And she said, I didn't put that in there. She said, you dumb son of a. You probably let it. She didn't call me dumb, so. But that's how I felt.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Perceived it.

[John Clay Wolf]

She said, it probably fell out of your briefcase. Remember when you put them in your briefcase? You didn't lose your briefcase, you idiot. And I bet you picked it up, or one of your guys, somebody picked it up and put it in your console. It's like, if I was gonna put an air attack on you, I wouldn't put it in the middle of your console.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

We spent just some time, though, for this to make us just a little crazy, because I got the notification on my phone, right? And shows me first picking this thing up at 11:28am and we're both trying.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this is the time you got here.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

What time did you get here? That's when I. That's when I first noticed it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I was thinking about, where did

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

I pick it up? It wasn't in my car.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was not in your car. It's in my car. And I was like, why didn't it show up on my phone? And I read, and it says, well, if there's one that's always with you, it doesn't show up on your phone. Right. So I might have had this thing in there for a year.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

So

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

fell out of your briefcase. You threw it in the thing. That's what maybe.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

So that that number though, it's hers. So then she has to be seeing it on her side.

[John Clay Wolf]

But she. But it also says if it's normal in your normal stuff, then it does it quits notifying you.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

So if they're all within your group, your phone numbers, that's what it is. Okay, that makes sense. That tracks then.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got in trouble. JD what do you think you're in trouble for accusing?

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

For throwing a good air tag out in the middle of the highway.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

I'm with you on that. I thought the same thing when you said you threw it out the window.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do they call?

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

I have no clue.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

I don't think they're too much. But that's a big thing. People getting tracked on by the air tags.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

And I've heard where females are worried about it because they're getting tracked Stocked. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stock on it.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know if you don't want to get tracked robo calls, spam calls, data tracking, go to Incogni, which actually just go to jcwshow.com and click the Incogni link. And we partnered up with this company called Incogni that will fix your robo and spam calls and spam emails. It is not 100% guaranteed, but our personal experience. JD what has been your personal experience?

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Immediately they found my name was in 323 places that I had no idea my name, my email and my phone number. And they went through each one of those and blocked me so they don't have to.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how so from. From if 100% of what you were getting, what are you getting now?

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Almost. Almost nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, what's your experience? Almost nothing.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Yeah. Less than 10%. Certainly less than 10%.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

I just got my update. Total time saved 261 hours and 45 minutes.

[Caller/Guest]

There you go.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Yeah. 349 complete requests.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

3:49.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Oh yeah. I mean it. And it's. It's been great. And the new thing because of the stupid hail storms, I'm getting all these calls from hail.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Roofers and stuff like that. I just take that number, put it to it and I'll block that too.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's the jcw show.com click the incogni link. Is it 40% off if they go through that doorway?

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

60% off.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a big discount for our listeners. Also if you're new listener to the show, you can Click the live stream or YouTube stream. It's right there. And then our videos that we do weekly, our YouTube videos. You'll see the videos and the live stream. And that live stream stays live all, you know, for infinity. So it's almost like a podcast recording. And there's an audio live stream right there of the show that you're hearing right now that you can just run through your phone if you want to skip the radio or you're driving cross country and you run out of range. Whatever. Okay, what is in the news, boss?

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Okay, we have what we've been talking about. Spirit. Spirit Airlines. Well, there's a big dust up on a Delta flight coming out of Atlanta heading to Chicago. Chicago tried to open. One of the passengers got upset. Have you ever been on board? And they delayed the flight and you just like. I was on with a guy named Russ Martin one time we were going to Chicago. The flight was delayed by an hour, so they taxied us out to the end of the Runway, shut the engines down. He said, what are we doing? I said, dude, there's probably snow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Saving fuel.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

We're saving fuel. We're going to be parked out here. He goes, I'm getting off. I go, no, you're not getting off. If you throw a fit right now, you're going to jail. You will get off, but you will not get off the way you want to get off this airplane. And that's what this guy did. He got mad about the delay and he decided to open the door. That didn't work out well. Cut four.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long has it been delayed already?

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Three, four hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now you're talking.

[Caller/Guest]

Another.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Get me to the gate.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want off or I'll take myself off. Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

If we have a situation with a

[Caller/Guest]

passenger, it's not going to be pretty.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

It's not going to be pretty.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

The next audio, he's like. Because they're pushing him down.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Did he jump down or.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

He tried to open the door and then people grabbed him at that point and sat on him. I mean, people are very aggressive ever since 9, 11. There was a. Actually a flight on Southwest one time, guy got crazy, got up, tried to kick the cockpit door. Passengers sat on him and killed him.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

But suffocation.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Tried to sue Southwest. And Southwest says we didn't do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time out. I wasn't listening. That sounds interesting.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

It's a good story.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So somebody sat on a. Yeah, I

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

got up, got crazy. Young man, he was 28, something like that. Got up and kicked the door on A Southwest airlines flight. And the passengers grabbed him and sat on him, and they sat on him too long and he died. And they tried asphyxiation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Yeah. And asphyxiation anyway. And they tried to sue Southwest, and Southwest said, we didn't do it. First of all, you're acting crazy. On our airplane, you kick in the cockpit doors. Well, then the parents are. He's such a good boy. Until the day he kicked the cockpit door.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Yeah, you don't screw around on commercial flights.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Sure don't, man.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Anymore. There's no. There's no good.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

And there are people that will get up and beat your ass. Ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

I put in Russ Martin in the chat while you said that. Y blunt, loud and built for radio. He owned Dallas Morning for years with his sidekick J.D. ryan, who was his first sidekick foil back at the eagle days. More sarcastic, quick, quick wit humor played off Russ differently than later guys. The golden. The golden years of the Russ Martin show were with JD Ryan. So are you sandbagging on me?

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Am I sandbagging on you? No. God, I've got such a good punchline that I won't use it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Use it. Oh, come on. That's.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

That's what you're here for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

I had a better host. Oh, you tried to throw me into the bus. I'm only fighting back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, the dial a deal is coming up. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. That's quick wit. Quick wit humor. 800, 800 radio. Call in. Year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. The next segment after this song is the lightning round where you dial a deal. Dial in. We'll give you a number on your car to buy it Right now on live radio across America, on behalf of America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com 800-800-radio. Pick up the phone right now and call us during this break, and I'll take you to the air and bid your car in the air. I'm worth more? You bet I'm worth more. I'm worth a little more.

[Podbean Announcer]

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[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Show Announcer/Promos]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our phone's really screwing up today. I can't see, see any. People are calling and it's dropping and then. And he can't screen the call, so I'm just taking him blind. Newark, New Jersey, good morning. You're on the air. Good morning. What you got?

[Caller/Guest]

I got a 20, 22 Genesis G70.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what color?

[Caller/Guest]

Silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what are there different trim levels on that?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, the premium. It's got the 19 inch wheels, the power sunroof, the leather interior, the premium sound package.

[John Clay Wolf]

How does it 20,000 miles. How does it feel to be driving a Hyundai in drag?

[Caller/Guest]

Let me tell you. Well, that's exactly. It's a Hyundai in drag. Probably the nicest car I've ever owned. It's fantastic. It's got the, the two liter turbo. I love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a G70, all wheel drive, four cylinder?

[Caller/Guest]

No, not a four, not all wheel drive, rear wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's a 2 liter, so it's a 4 cylinder. And how many miles, how many miles are on it?

[Caller/Guest]

20,000 average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rough or clean?

[Caller/Guest]

Super clean. It's got one scratch on the front valance down low. Otherwise, like I said, it's got 20,000 miles. It sits in my garage.

[John Clay Wolf]

How far are you from Philly on drive time? Hatfield specific.

[Caller/Guest]

Tell you the truth, it takes me eight hours or seven and a half hours to get to the Jersey shore where my sister lives. So I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Philly to Newark is two hours. What am I doing wrong? Where do you live?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, wait, I know. I'm sorry, I don't live. This is a New Jersey phone number. You're correct. I'm sorry. I live in North Carolina.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. God, thank goodness. Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

I just didn't change. I just didn't change my phone number. I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all right. I was. I was thinking you were going to drive. I was just thinking about transportation. I was thinking you were going to drive down from Newark. Newark to Philly's two hours, right? Tops.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Put me down for $24,500.

[Caller/Guest]

I don't think that's going to do. I think I want to carvana real quick. Just, just for, just, just for a baseline. And they said 25, 8 that's a pretty good bid. You know what the problem is? I don't even want to sell it. My wife's give me. Give me a little lip because I have a pickup truck that I drive all the time and that's like my Sunday car. She doesn't want me on the two cars anymore. But you gotta have a pickup truck, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you need your main and your side. Since you can't have a girlfriend, you've got to have it in your automobiles. You need a suburban and a Porsche.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm glad my wife didn't hear that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gotta have your.

[Caller/Guest]

You're right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trusty sedan and your sports car or your off or your four wheel drive truck. It's just. It's just part of life. Well, look, hey, hey.

[Caller/Guest]

We always own multiple cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

We advertise that. If we don't beat a carvana deal, we'll give you a hundred bucks. So go ahead and load it up and I'm gonna have to beat the deal or I got to pay you 100 bucks. I probably will beat the deal after I see the pictures. If you're going to sell it, the deal means you actually sell it. Makes sense. And if you're not going to sell it and you're just buying time for your sorry ass to get your old lady off your case, which is what I think's going on here.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, no, absolutely not.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Caller/Guest]

You know, you know, I just don't drive it. You know, down here you have to pay personal property tax on anything you have. Not to mention the insurance. And it just sits in the garage.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's really sad.

[Caller/Guest]

I mean, it's a 22 with 20,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how have those hillbillies in Carolinas taken to your Jersey ass?

[Caller/Guest]

I've crossed over. I don't. I don't go outside if it's under 40 degrees. So I've crossed over. I've been down here 10 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm okay, fully acclimated. Thanks for calling in, man, and being a sport. Load the car into givemetheven.com and we will probably get it bought if you're gonna sell it. All right. My name is John Clay wolf by cars the radio for America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com be right back.

[Show Announcer/Promos]

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[Podbean Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

But that probably won't happen because of his name. The overwhelming front runner was the Harry Balls Government Center. Some people think the Harry Balls Government center would make Fort Wayne the butt of jokes.

[Show Announcer/Promos]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up on the cell phones. 800, 800 radio, and check out the podcast at JCB.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's spelled B, A, A, L, L, S. Balls ball.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Room blitz.

[John Clay Wolf]

Harry Balls Room Blitz. I'm glad you said that because I didn't get the stick on the song. Nice work. Hey, speaking of things, I sent you because I've been firing you stuff and you're doing a good job of getting them loaded like that one. I didn't think I fired you that until last night or this morning.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

This morning around 4.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I was up early. Did you get the prank call loaded that I sent you like Thursday?

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

I didn't see it until just now. It's. It's pages ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, that's the funniest bit of the day.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Well, we gotta get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I sent you three different videos of a prank call that we did over at Gas Monkey with these Australians.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You haven't hurt yet?

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. This is the best bit we've ever done in our life.

[Caller/Guest]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

And we don't have it.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

It can wait for next.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

We don't have it now, but I'll. I'll sure get it for you. Yeah, I'm sorry I missed that, John. I.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'll give you.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

You're hitting me from two different Instagram mail accounts now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

And your regular email account.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

And you chat from your phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chatter.

[Caller/Guest]

Text.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there still chat or text? Is there still chat or text? 4 wheel drive or 2 wheel drive? Text. Text. Okay.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

And are you. Are you still on Twitter?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. I mean, I'm all there, but I never use it.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

I'm trying to keep up with you, man. But there's, you know, these things come at all hours of the day and night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So. So let's just recalibrate. So when I text you something, it's coming from my phone and you see it as me. And then if you're on Instagram and you have messages and they come from me, then you know that they came from me. There's two sources. What's the third?

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Two Instagram accounts?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like you're not logging into two different accounts, you're receiving it. So when you open your Instagram, you see it from John Clay Wolf or John I really don't have two Instagram accounts. You do nonetheless, you know it's from me. So you have one Instagram in funnel and you get direct text from me. That's two. Right, okay.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Well, you're chatting me like a 12 year old girl. I mean, it's like, yeah, I'm working

[John Clay Wolf]

you like the producer of the show.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Bang.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it goes pow. Okay.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

And I'm okay with that. I'm sorry I missed it.

[Caller/Guest]

I'll.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

I'll sure pick it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'll tell you the bit. Since you ruined it. Why don't we save it? Well, can I just like explain? I can just set it up for next week. So we were, I was over Gas Monkey and these Australians were there that are burnout guys. Richard was gone and they said, we're sitting here with nothing. They're wasted by the way. And they've done their burnouts. If you, if you're Richards, if you're one of Richards fan, you saw him do these burnouts with this burnout crew. And they're just sitting there. There's rough ass. I mean real Australians, like hard to understand. Yes. Oh yeah. And then they said, we need to prank call someone or something. I'm bored. And I was like, ding. Wow, this will be fun with an accent like that. So I start setting up, I start thinking about people that we could call as an insurance agent and say that we've noticed in your. What do you call blower when you have to start your blower on your car for cuz you're alcoholic.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Oh yeah. Jd, you know this.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Well, I don't know the name of it, but yeah, it's a blow. To start. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

To start I said, we call these people that I know have blowers and say that you're with the insurance company, you're noticing the DNA in their blower is showing a different DNA freak them out. So I called three people that I knew that had blowers on them and with this heavy Australian accent and none of them answered. And then Sinjin said, why don't we call this guy that we all know and he'll answer the phone. And I thought about this deal. He's a buddy of mine and he had around with a little person a while back. So I came up with this whole story that, that he's a lawyer calling him to say that he has. He's like, here's the story. Qantas airline, blah blah, blah, crashed in Melbourne and the mother of his child was on it and she's dead. And that her son was with the grandparents in Australia.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

It's funny so far.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the son is there and he's eight months old. And that her sister told him that this guy's the real thing father. And he's just arguing like, dude, I don't know anybody from Australia. Like, no. This was in. At a car show in Walnut springs, Texas, about 18 months ago. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da. And they're going back and forth. It goes on forever. And I'm just writing down little person, midget, hit the punchline because you're gonna freak him out. So he finally says, I wrote it out for him. Oh, I'm reading through my notes here, and I was supposed to let you know that albeit the woman is a little person, the sun is full size. And that's when he stopped. And he's like, oh, my God, you're telling me. I have a kid in Australia with that little gal.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then he was so mad. And then when we called him, this went on too long. Have you ever done a prank call on somebody? It goes. It goes too far.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Always.

[John Clay Wolf]

It went too far. Yeah, yeah. And then I called him afterwards and he was pissed, dude.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Of course he was.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was not happy. He would have been whipping our ass if he would have been here in person.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

He got a little bit of information for you from something that happened over in Texas some time ago. You know little person named Olivia.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

She knows you, mate. She knows you.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Well, what are you saying?

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

So he was mad? Like, he was mad because.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because he believed it or. Yeah, yeah. I mean, we did this. Too good.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Oh, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Too good. I'll let you just. I mean, I can play it off my phone, but it won't sound that good. Let me see if I got it. Hang on. I gotta make sure. His voice sitting on here. I gotta protect the innocent,

[Caller/Guest]

But the mother is a.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so now I'm not going to dive into the. I'm not going to. Oh, yeah, yeah. He cusses a lot in Australia.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

This is a really bad idea. Crikey.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Well cleaned up.

[Caller/Guest]

Good afternoon.

[John Clay Wolf]

George Jensen legal firm.

[Caller/Guest]

What is happening?

[John Clay Wolf]

Legal. Legal firm.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Jetson.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

George Jensen.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Yeah, I mean, you know,

[John Clay Wolf]

anyway, that's good.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

If you went too far, you did it right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know that drunk Australian, I just couldn't get him. He just kept going through these details and he just kept arguing about the plane and the this and that. I was like, you gotta do the punchline. Anyway, it was. It was. It was some of Our best work. So if you'll edit it up for next week, we'll play it. But I can't have his voice on there because the other guy.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

I said it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not gonna say who it is, but he was like, dude, you can't play this. People recognize my voice. So I'm gonna protect you, Malcolm X.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

So out of that whole story, here's what I got. John, you know a half a dozen people that have to blow into their car to start it.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Yeah. That's the takeaway.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's amazing. Thank you. I don't know anybody.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Like, he's accepting an award. Thank you.

[Caller/Guest]

Thank you very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

I knew three. That's a lot. I knew four, but one of them died. Washable.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

He died the week after. Nah, he died a month after he got his blower off. Yeah, because he went on a bender. Sure killed it. All right, we'll be back in a minute. Now that we brought everybody's spirits up, John Clay Wolf show live here, coast to coast. Good morning, America. Remember, this is brought to you by America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com and Gordon Boswell flowers. Around the corner or across the country. Gordon Boswell is the place to go for Mother's Day flowers. JCW Show.com Click through to Gordon Boswell. You'll be glad you did. Oh, yeah.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

We're back.

[Show Announcer/Promos]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

You guys had shirts on when you came in here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Something happened to him, huh?

[Show Announcer/Promos]

Call in 800. 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

See that sign?

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

No shirt, no shoes, no dive.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got this. Strange fascination. Howdy, everybody. Good morning, Philadelphia, D.C. carolinas, Florida, Georgia, Nashville, Memphis. Start on the East Coast. We could work our way all the way across. But you guys know, you're proud Americans and you tune in to us every Saturday morning because we're the only silly son of a bitches and wild enough to get on the radio that aren't robots anymore.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And talk straight to you.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

That's so true.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Painfully true.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Spirit Airlines has ceased operations. They are done.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're broke.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Last flight landed from Detroit today. Dfw. Mike, you have that audio?

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

And they basically landed at 2. Something in the morning. DFW time. And they talk back and forth to air traffic control. We have part of that.

[Caller/Guest]

What? Let me see.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

I don't see anything.

[Caller/Guest]

Unless there's. I don't think you guys flew non stop from Intercontinental. That's like the last thing I'm kind

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

of seeing on here.

[Caller/Guest]

So you might be the last One. Yeah, I guess this is it. Probably last revenue flight is good tonight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it was a pleasure working with

[Caller/Guest]

you guys, and I wish you the best.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you very much.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Oh, that's got to be a fun flight, though. Detroit to Dallas.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

I mean, Dallas at 2:15 in the morning.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Party on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can tell you one thing, there's a shortage of pilots.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

So for the industry, this might be a good thing.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Could be.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a serious shortage.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Americans still. Everybody's still hiring. Really, so. And all the other airlines, by the way, we said earlier, but American, United and Southwest now have all stepped up to help potentially stranded spirit passengers and crew. There's crew all over the country that need to get home. So it's kind of cool the other airlines to step in.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they're going to haul the crew home.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

That makes sense.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

God's got to be a tough decision to pull the plug in the middle of it all.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Wow.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

That's been coming for a while. Yeah, it's been. They've been trying to get bailed out by the government. The government went, no, we don't really want to own 90 of your. Thanks. We've seen how you work.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

So there'll be a wholesale sale on

[John Clay Wolf]

the planes, I imagine, and the airlines will, you know, they'll cut it up. And Ethiopia Airlines will buy some of it. Air Brazil, buy some of it. I mean, it's just like, they're great airplanes.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

They're Airbuses, A19s and A20s and A21s.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna bet the maintenance isn't up to spec.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

That is not true. And you said that. Allegedly. And it is not true.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

I keep thinking about what was the airline.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never bought a car from someone that is going out of business or broke. That's kept their maintenance up.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

I understand that, but they are federally regulated to keep their maintenance up.

[John Clay Wolf]

But when you know you're gonna die, then you start cutting corners. You're just trying to get oxygen to breathe.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

I'm just trying to help keep you out of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, something's gonna happen.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

I keep the airline in the original Wall street movie. You remember Gordon, gonna take this thing apart and sell it piece by piece.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Sure.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

And I'll bet a lot of that occurs. Of course it will with Spirit Airlines.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, they don't have to take it apart because it just blew apart. It's done.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

It's not the first.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not a good example, guys.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

There's a long list.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not a functional body anymore, is

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Done twa bran of twice, maybe bran of three times. I mean, there's been tons of variants that have gone under.

[John Clay Wolf]

My kid, I've got this 17 year old kid quarterback, and we get a call from school, he's got to come home early. I'm like, what the hell is up with you?

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

So they spring football, they play before school, all right? And then you go shower and you go to school. And he changed his deodorant, okay? So some different deodorant. And then one of his receivers in the locker room, DeMarcus something he put on, he used his body spray.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Just tried it, like Axe Body Spray

[John Clay Wolf]

or something, I don't know. Well, I asked for brand names, he couldn't give me, okay? So he tried some guys body spray, okay. And he had a new deodorant that he just changed to and it had some chemical reaction. Is this real?

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Oh, yeah, yeah, that's real. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he smelled like a fish. Stop it. I'm telling you. So he's sitting in class and he's like calling in there every, like, dude, you stink. You smell like a fish. So he. So he goes back and showers again. He can't get rid of it, has to go home. Calling his mom like, hey, you got to call school. I've got to go home. And he's on FaceTime and his friends are behind him like, yep, he smells like a fish. He stinks because his mom's like, you're not coming home. And his buddies, he's like, you know, you need to go home. Trust me on this one.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

How long did that smell stay on him?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. He got home and. And I guess he got rid of

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

it, but it's like getting sprayed with a skunk. You got to take a tomato bath.

[Caller/Guest]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, so that you were nodding

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

your head, like, oh, yeah, you can. It's chemical reaction between the two. Yeah, because it's like aluminum, whatever it's made out of. Yeah, I've heard of it.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

I'm surprised he didn't break out in rash, because that's what can happen too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why you smelled like tuna

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

to the

[John Clay Wolf]

point that the people in the classroom were like, what is that?

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he was like, what is that smell? So he was like aging it on because he's loudmouth. He's like, what the hell stinks so bad here? They finally figured out, it's just like you and I chasing that air tag last night, bubba. It was in my car. I'm the one that has the Smelly britches, you know.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Jeez, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody smells like crab. Protect yourself.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

I've never gone for body spray, but, like, you can actually get a mix up there.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Reaction.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Wow. Accentra Carr or something.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Teacher starts playing this song in the background. You know this song? Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that smell.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

God, that's tragic. And he's 17. He's. What is it? He's a junior this year. That's an embarrassing deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but he's a ham. I think he was getting a kick at him.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

It good?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Can't you smell that?

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Smell that smell.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

I don't think they're talking about that smell.

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I normally wouldn't bring this up about my own child, but. But I started. I said, well, hang on. I grabbed my. I've got this folder in my phone called shtick. And he's like, what are you doing? I said, I'm taking notes. This is too good not to use on the radio show. And he started giving me more details. So he was fine.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

He was fine with it. Yeah. What time are you gonna do that? I want to tell everyone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Arlington, Texas, what's on your. Hello?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, this is Arlington. Shane, I've got a 320 with about 10,000 hours on it. It's got fresh tires.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like to get a bid as an A320. Airbus.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I'll give you. I got to get it through maintenance first and get in a maintenance check. Willoughby, Ohio.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You' the air. I'm taking these blind. I don't know what anybody wants.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I've got a 1100cc Yamaha Virago. Thousand motorcycles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thousand bucks.

[Caller/Guest]

A thousand dollars? No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it worth?

[Caller/Guest]

6,400 probably. It's an excellent condition. Still in brand new shape. Only 6500 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year?

[Caller/Guest]

1988 Virago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yamaha 1100. What's it worth? I think I'm gonna ask my computer. $800. I just put it in here. It said a wholesale reality. 800 to 1800.

[Caller/Guest]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller/Guest]

All righty.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need to move to Oklahoma. Your stuff's too high. The hell's a virago?

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

It's a bike.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know it's a bike, but I don't know.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Yeah, we don't want to take bids for bikes.

[John Clay Wolf]

We do buy bikes that give me the vin, but we send them off to another guy that just does bikes. Does he buy many? I don't even know.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

I know he buys a couple here

[John Clay Wolf]

and there because I'll. We'll actually do it where he sends me, 250. He sends a company 250 for every bike he buys. I'd basically sell them all of our customers. And anyone you do put me in for 250 for sending you to the customers. You know, I get about a thousand. We get about a thousand a month. So I think it was about four a month.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Yeah, we'll sometimes have a person selling a bike and a car

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

or truck in an rv.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Yeah, we've done that.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had a dune buggy this week that did good.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Yeah, that glitter bug one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it was better. Way better than that one we bought in Miami. Yeah, this one was. Did that happen?

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Yeah, it's done.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's there too high.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

I mean it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

We own it, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

We own it. What were you scared of the other one we bought?

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

No, I wasn't scared.

[John Clay Wolf]

You knew that one was gonna be fine.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Yeah, yeah. This one I'm not so sure, but I don't know. This one's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he gay the tailpipe?

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Yes, he did. Unguy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good. It's.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

It's gray now.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was a caller last Saturday, wasn't it? Yeah, yeah. He sent us pictures. Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Albert's very worried about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Albert, if you're listening, just put it on my personal book. Don't worry about it. Now, you've got to update the stuff and I'm not going to pay you anything on it, but if you want out of it, Albert. So my managers at give me the vin.com. they have a percentage of their book and when I put a car on them that worries them, I'll just. Just, Albert, email me right now. You're either in or you're out. If you're out, you're out. Just tell them to put it on my personal book. I'll take all the gain or I'll take all the loss. Otherwise, we're partners.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll be back here at 2 o' clock and then I'll know if I have a partner. Wasn't that from the Godfather?

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

I know I have a partner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's Herman. Herman, the Jewish guy? Yeah, yeah, not Herman.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Lee Adler was the actor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no, I have a Pieman, Roth Hyman.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Yes.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

If I come back to my hotel room and the money's not here, I'll know I don't have a pot.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. That's you, Albert. So now sometimes I put cars on them that do them a lot of good.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did Chris like that when I put on him the other day. Yeah, no, no, I bet he does.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

I tell him like, no, no, we're gonna run with this one. This one. It's like this is on you. I don't know because I. I really don't know anything about this bug at all. So I can't give them any advice.

[John Clay Wolf]

So most the time when I put cars on them that they don't know does it do good or bad it works out.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

That's what I tell them. It's like, this is gonna work out. This one. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I really don't know. So you tell him. Well, Johnny might know something about something.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Yeah, I think he knows a little something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Something about something. Yeah. Now, I don't think that that dune buggy is gonna make much. I think it's probably gonna make three or four hundred dollars, but I don't think it's gonna lose. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf, by far as the radio for America's best car buyer. Givemethe vin.com and if we lose you on the east coast, jump over to jcwshow.com and click the lives stream and you can keep rolling with us for the next couple hours. When I talk about it carries on reasons only new. When I talk about it every zor treason's already new. Send me to talk about it. I could stand true if we can get around it. I know that that is tr. Well, I talked about it carried on reasons only new but it's you I fell into.

[Show Announcer/Promos]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmethevin.com. hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. Want more of the John Clay Wolf show? Check out the fastest growing podcast@jcwshow. Now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

My buddy Pete Bakari is having a classic car auction down in Biloxi. I think today. If anybody's in that area and wants to go to a car auction. Bakari Auto Auctions. I've been waiting for this time all morning because the best story of the day is.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Which one?

[John Clay Wolf]

The one with the JP Morgan.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

The former male JP Morgan Stafford have been accused of making fabricated sexual harassment claims against the.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wish you hadn't said that. Let's, let's, let's, let's, let's just go like it's not fabricated because you're ruining it for me. You're ruining it for me. I'd rather listen to Megan Kelly and Adam Carolla talk about it because I like their Version better than yours because they don't go. They lead me to believe this is true.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

What do we have? Cut three.

[John Clay Wolf]

What he describes is disturbing.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

He says it began with inappropriate touching in the office.

[Caller/Guest]

Then it escalated.

[John Clay Wolf]

He alleges she propositioned him for sex at work, calling him my little brown boy at a work event. She allegedly groped him and told him his career depended on pleasing her.

[Caller/Guest]

You're gonna need to earn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Didn't stop there. Doe claims he was threaten.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

If you don't f me, I'll ruin you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob?

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I asked you to do the Megan Kelly read. Why do we have some guy from Frisco, Texas?

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Is that a Frisco voice?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you not do the Megan Kelly read?

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

I got what I saw was an email from Turley, and I looked up the story and found what I could find. Now, by the time this broke, you

[John Clay Wolf]

know, I think she sounded so good reading the transcript by Thursday.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

She did.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Is that out there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I sent it to you on one of those several of two accounts that you were complaining about. If you look at it.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

I'm not complaining.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I put it clear how to do it.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

I'm not complaining.

[John Clay Wolf]

This was not. I'd rather listen to JD read this.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you didn't get the Megan Kelly one.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

We've been talking about this all morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is just a question. It's a yes or no. Is Megan Kelly's read of this story in Turley's firebox?

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

I don't have it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. I don't have it.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead. We'll listen to the hotel. We'll go ahead and listen to the hotel operator.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

That was the end of it, basically.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Yeah, go ahead, J.D.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

oh, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, there's a lot of.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

There's good quotes in here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

You know, she told him, stop effing crying. I own you. And you can't even let me start it over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all got everybody confused between the curry and the everything else. So there's a guy that. That files a lawsuit on JP Morgan against his former boss. A woman.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is a decent looking woman. And she's. It's almost like 50 shades of gray kind of storyline on his pleading. And she's. She wants to turn him into her sex slave.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Right.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Almost like horrible bosses. You remember that? Worse, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Or better. And it was. It was the damnedest. I'd like to ask you to get me and Kelly's read of this and play it for our audience, please.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. When I send you this Stuff. It's very thought out. And I didn't.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

I can. I can tell that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And. And there's intention to it, and it creates a better program for our listeners.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Yeah. Some of the quotes are crazy. That allegedly she told him, like, one part. She's talking about oral sex, and she's like, well, at least his private parts don't taste like curry.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, but here's the deal. If she reads it, who is Megan Kelly, a national certified newscaster. All these terrible things, then it covers us. Because if you say it, then I'm gonna get in trouble.

[Caller/Guest]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

But if Megan Kelly says it, then we're cool. That's why I need her.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Are you sure? Is there. Is there anything pretty bad I can.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

This.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's pretty bad. Okay. I mean, this filing is bad. I mean, what. What he was. There's a lot of racism. There's a lot of boy. And then the reality is now JP Morgan PR machine got behind it. Straighten it out. I don't know if it's true or not, but, yeah, they think he was

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

trying to money grab. Basically, he was soon for like, 2.7 million. He claims that, like, she would force him to. She would sit on him and just all these different, very graphic things that apparently, according to him, that she made him do. Which all of that to me is like, there's no way any, one, a guy is going to be that mad about it if that's real. Or two, that it really happens. There's no. In any workforce, a female forcing a guy to do that kind of stuff.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

No, I'm sure it's happened at some point. Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

No way.

[Show Announcer/Promos]

You're a male.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

I mean, come on. If you're not wanting to do just like, hey, all right, let's just cut this out. I'm walking out. You would just stop it right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speech impediment. Terence, what's your take on this hot story?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I'm not sure, but there's all kinds of things like, well, what is it? What it is, so I can say,

[John Clay Wolf]

have you ever been sexually assaulted by a female at work?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, what it is. You know what it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

What now,

[Caller/Guest]

like it or lump it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, do me a favor and get off a speaker. You're. You're already kind of hard to transcribe, and on speakerphone, it makes it almost impossible.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I can't hear. Well, I'm decking my left.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you. I'll talk loud, so can you take it off a speaker? Speech impedimentarians say.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, hold On. I'm not sure how you do this.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Caller/Guest]

It's over the first one and have trouble with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a feeling when we do this, we're going to find a new version of him that we didn't know. I should asked him to do this three years ago.

[Caller/Guest]

I don't know what he's doing this.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't know how to turn the phone off? A speaker.

[Caller/Guest]

Press it again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, the speaker button. Press it and then put the phone up to your head. Yeah,

[Caller/Guest]

that. Is that good?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's better. So do you think. Have you ever been sexually assaulted by a woman in the workplace?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, no, not in the workplace. Well, when I. At my apartment, my wife all drunk. I got all drunk. We were all. She hit me on the head with an iron. Ash or Spanish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who hit you on the head with an iron?

[Caller/Guest]

Give me some customs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did it give you. Is that what knocked your. Your speech out of whack? Was a woman hitting you in the head with an iron?

[Caller/Guest]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Exactly. Thank you, Terrence. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If you've ever been sexually assaulted by a woman in the workplace, please call in. We feel your pain, and we want to hear your story.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

I don't think there's anybody out there that's ever had that.

[Caller/Guest]

J.D. you're.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

There's no way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Left Hand Louie in Chicago, have you ever been sexually assaulted by a woman in the workplace?

[Caller/Guest]

Never.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry. I know you wish you would have been. Who's this in Nebraska? Nebraska? You there?

[Caller/Guest]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello? What you got?

[Caller/Guest]

Rich Wachowski told me to give you a call.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know him or. It's not heavy. Okay, go ahead.

[Caller/Guest]

I have a 1972 El Camino I want to get rid of.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what motor is in it?

[Caller/Guest]

350.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the level of restoration? 0 to 10. Where is it?

[Caller/Guest]

10?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a 10. Okay. Is it. Was it born in SS? So did it have a 3? Was it a 396 that came with. Wait, 72? No, no, they didn't have a 396. 72.

[Podbean Announcer]

What they have in 72 alleges in

[John Clay Wolf]

the summer of 24, they had this car. Had a 454?

[Caller/Guest]

No, it has a 350, but in 72 they came out with a 454.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what color is.

[Caller/Guest]

Is black? Is this white SS or silver SS stripes on it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are the numbers SS or is it cloned to an SS?

[Caller/Guest]

It's. It's just as SS hood. It's not cloned at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it was born in ss?

[Caller/Guest]

No, it was a custom, but it just has an SS hood on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm sorry. Now I understand what you're saying. 15 to 20 grand.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, no, more than that. I got more than that in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. Everybody does. Thank you for trying.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

I have the clip now if you want to hear.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

It's long, but we can just kind of play some of it here. Of actual Megan Kelly or Megyn Kelly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead.

[Podbean Announcer]

He says with Adam Controller. In the summer of 24, Hajdini showed up at an apartment where John Doe was staying, knowing he would be there. He says that she allegedly made sexual advances on him, which he rebuffed, insisting he was not interested. Do you want to get promoted at year end or not? She warned him, according to the lawsuit. Do you want a future at JP Morgan? It's that simple. I don't know why you're fighting this. She then allegedly removed her shirt, began fondling her breasts, and racially insulted Doe's wife, remarking, I bet your little Asian fish head wife doesn't have these cannons.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Adam's starting to like this lady.

[Podbean Announcer]

Does he include her number in the complaint? Okay, I'm going forward. Joe claims that then. Then Hajdini forcibly removed his pants and performed oral sex on him against his wishes. He continued to protest and began to cry.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Wow.

[Podbean Announcer]

He alleged in the loss. I'm coming back to that with you, Adam. We're coming. I'm circling. Return there with Adam. She allegedly admonished him for crying and scolded him for failing to achieve an erection. Stop effing crying. You think anyone would ever believe you? You're an effing douchebag who thinks he's hot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's what I was afraid of.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Next.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we gotta cut it. I was thinking that there were some cuss words in here, and we found some. Yes, we did.

[Show Announcer/Promos]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

She does a good job of reading.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very good job.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

She does know how to read the news.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just sent Corolla a text message and said, if you're up, call in. I need to talk to you about this on the air. So pre K of Corolla calls and knock on the window.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

I think the question of, you know, Turley, you got a point. Even though it may not be impossible that he resist all this, I think there's got to be like a tablet blanket. Less probability of a man resisting this kind of thing than a woman.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Oh, there's. There's no doubt. But it also. This sounds like he was watching. Like you said, horrible bosses. He's like, I'm going to make up this because he just did like her for whatever reason.

[John Clay Wolf]

Matt, do you have a story of being sexually assaulted by a female co worker?

[Caller/Guest]

Two stories and two star. Two cars to sell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let's do the cars later. We can do that offline. You can go to give me the vin.com. i want the stories.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay. All right. Your classic working out of town. It's wine night down at the local restaurant. The whole group is there, like the whole team. And one individual gets a little bit intoxicated. And so I, being a Texas gentleman, offer to walk her back to the hotel room. We get into the elevator and she pounces.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Knowing full well I'm happily married. And I just pushed her off, said, no, no, no, whatever. Get her up to the room. She starts grabbing the leg.

[John Clay Wolf]

Happens to me all the time.

[Caller/Guest]

Am I getting emotional? Just telling the story. Start. Starts grabbing your. My legs, telling me what strong thighs I've gotten. All that good stuff. And I just, yeah, I had to spin my way out of there and left it alone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, did she work? Was she your superior?

[Caller/Guest]

She was not my superior. So does that count?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's too bad that she didn't threaten you with your job. That would have been better. I bet you would have liked it.

[Caller/Guest]

She just. She just lit up a cigarette in the hotel room.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when you went home and told your wife about this, what'd she say?

[Caller/Guest]

No, that ain't happening, Jack.

[John Clay Wolf]

Matt, load the cars up to givemetheven.com. we will give extra money for the nice story. We appreciate your fellowship.

[Caller/Guest]

2025 high country.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll do it off the air. We'll do it perfect. You just tell in the comments, say I'm the guy with the elevator assault, sexual assault story and they will push you to the top of the line. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234, 800, 800 radio. And speaking of, the next segment is dial a deal so you can dial up 800-800-7234. And we will make a deal on your car year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. The phone lines are wide open. I don't have a call screener today because our system's broken. So I have a call screener here, but his computer crashed. So give me your make, model, miles as soon as we get on the phone and I'll get you a number in Your car. All the bids are good at America's best car buyer. GiveMeTheEven.com.

[Show Announcer/Promos]

The John Clay Wolf Show.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

No one knew where he came from,

[Podbean Announcer]

but everybody wanted what he was selling.

[Show Announcer/Promos]

Check out the podcast.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

He was just some hillbilly who got

[John Clay Wolf]

on a plane and then just landed somewhere. Please beware, the voice in your head is a threat.

[Show Announcer/Promos]

Jcwshow.com or john claywolf.com now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by Kids Me, the vin.com. hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1800800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do not have any callers names because the call screen thing broke the computer. So resita, California is all I see. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Morning. Are you still on that sexual assault thing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, but can. Do you have a story for us? Yeah, will you hold on till the next segment and I will come back to you? Because right now we're doing the cars. I'm gonna put you on hold. Shelbyville, Tennessee, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Hi, this is James. I have a sexual harassment story for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, hold tight. I'm gonna get to that in a minute. I don't. 949-area-code. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning. I was calling for a story as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Okay. We're gonna have the best segment ever in a minute. Houston, Texas, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

John. Yo. Got a 20, 21 Toyota Tacoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

TRD off road.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

4x4 crew cab. Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six or four cylinder?

[Caller/Guest]

Six.

[John Clay Wolf]

I could tell in your voice it'd be a six. Is it a. You said it's off road.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's the real off road, not just a sticker.

[Caller/Guest]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's not a TRD Pro, is it?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Double cab. TRD off road. How many miles?

[Caller/Guest]

40,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. These things have dropped, by the way, so don't get mad at me. We had a call about this last Thursday. They're not doing right. At least his is older. It's the 25s and the 24s that really are not doing the money anymore. Put me down for. What color is it?

[Caller/Guest]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller/Guest]

Clean. Got a small dent in the rear panel on the driver's side.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can it push out with a dent? Doctor, do we have to body shop?

[Caller/Guest]

It's dead, doctor. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 34 and a half work?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. That's pretty close. My son is upside down on it. He said he had a dealer that offered 35. Eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. On a. On a sale or on a trade?

[Caller/Guest]

I believe on a sale, but I. I'm not sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Loaded into givemetheven.com let's take a look. See? And I. And I'm holding back a little bit. I wanted to say 35.5, but I've been getting my ass kicked on Tacoma's a little bit, but Yours is a 21. You know, when you have a bad experience somewhere, you kind of blame other people for it that are in the same family. That's that and that. So. So that's holding me back a thousand bucks. And. And I might need to get over that because you've got a 20, 21, but we lost a lot of money on 23, 24s and 25s in the past two weeks. And. And I think I'm. I think it's not your fault. And I don't need to blame that on you. I don't need to try to make that back up on you. I'm sorry. For true.

[Caller/Guest]

I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, go to givemetheven.com let's roll. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Be right back.

[Show Announcer/Promos]

Yep, the John Clay Wolf show ages like a fine milk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's just check this out. Oh, God, that's bad.

[Show Announcer/Promos]

Check out the podcast, vids, socials, all that [e-mail] this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

You doing all right there, Tyler?

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Yes, grandma, I'm fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just playing video games. You know I sure do care about you, right?

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm gonna have to ask you not to charge my credit card for your pornography. Oh, my God, Grandma. Plenty of free pornography online. Don't need to pay for it.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[Show Announcer/Promos]

Yo, we're back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Check out the fastest growing [e-mail] okay,

[John Clay Wolf]

we were telling the JP Morgan story. If you missed it, it's a guy that filed a lawsuit against JP Morgan because his manager was sexually assaulting him and holding leverage of his job over him. And we asked have other people had this happen to them. Recede of California. Good morning. You're on the air. Tell us your story.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I was about 21 years old when this happened. I was just new to the field, and manager just literally told me, yeah, I think you could. You have good potential and I could put you up, you know, fast, faster than you can think of. And went to her office. She gave me a meeting and everything. She told me some years ago around, pull my pants down. And I was. Yeah, she went down.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what did you do?

[Caller/Guest]

Never. Oh, I just went with it. I was a horn dog. I was 21 years old.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. There's, there's California. Good morning. Next one, the949 area code.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, so I'll just call it in. I just wanted to ask, when did men become so freaking soft? I mean, come on. Like, honestly, if a girl was throwing herself at me, why, why, why do you need to run to the police, man, if she's throwing herself at you?

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. James in Shelbyville, Tennessee. What's yours?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, oh, yeah, I was working, I was working with some women on the line, you know, and we had wear rubber aprons because we were in food processing. And we get ready to leave at night, we're all go over to sink along like a trough, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

And wash ourselves off, wash our gloves, wash your apron. And there was this African American woman standing right next to me and I was washing my gloves and she reaches over and she's got soap all over her gloves and she starts rubbing. I mean, she knew just exactly where it was at. I mean, she started, had it in her hand, but you know how it goes, you know, you take Even, even a 53 year old man, you can rub two sticks together, just dead sticks, and they gonna get hot.

[John Clay Wolf]

And did she, did she get it out?

[Caller/Guest]

No, there was other people down the line.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what did you do?

[Caller/Guest]

Look at me and smile. She said, what do you think about that? And I said, I think that feel good. God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, James from Shelbyville, Tennessee with you. And how many years ago was this?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, it's been several years ago, brother. I've been retired for a minute now,

[John Clay Wolf]

but it left a lasting impression and I'm glad you could share it with the nation this morning.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

I, I guess I'm wrong.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

I. Yeah, I would never have thought power and sexual.

[Caller/Guest]

Dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hattiesburg, Mississippi. Do you have one too?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I was working down on the railroad and I had this supervisor over there. She came through. We were staying down somewhere outside of Wiggins.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just tell me the story. Let's get to it.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm sorry. She came over, she said, son, like you about worked hard enough, why don't you come over here, work on me? I said, ma' am, not, and I ain't gonna do that. And that was about it. And nothing happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, thank you, thank you, Hattiesburg, Mississippi for that update. I ain't gonna do that. Can you imagine driving down the 405 right now in LA. Listen to this crap. That's the funniest part of what we do is we bring the deep south to the West Coast. The real real in the Northeast, son. Speaking of Hollywood, California, Good morning, North Hollywood, California. What's on your mind?

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, man, I got insults.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need you to pick up your phone and put it up to your head so we can hear you better.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, sorry, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

There it is. Great. Okay, hit it.

[Caller/Guest]

All right, so I just work for this tech company and there's a group of us, we used to go out to breakfast every Saturday, just kind of blow off steam about the week. And in this friend group, one of them was this galaxy. She was not attractive. I definitely had no interest in her whatsoever. But a few times we'd all go out for drinks. And one night when we went out, I had a little too much to drink, said I was gonna head home. She said, let me share a car with you. I said, fine. She never gave me any indications she had any interest in me. I get home, I'm having a little trouble walking. She helps me inside. Next thing you know, I'm passed down on my bed and she got all my clothes off and she just had her way with me. I.

[John Clay Wolf]

You poor bastard.

[Caller/Guest]

Man, she was ugly. I was. I was having no problem, you know,

[John Clay Wolf]

getting dates with more attractive Brian in Beeville, Texas. Now we're going from the west coast back to Texas. What's your story?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, no, you had to say my name. Oh, my God. She'll know I'm talking about her.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll hit it quick. We got one minute.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, well, anyway, I'm a general contractor and I was working on a house for a really hot lady. She comes driving up in the driveway one afternoon, gets out of her car and sucking on a beer, long neck beer bottle. And I was like, oh. She said, back your truck up. So I did right quick. I backed it up in the garage and it went from there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, and did she like, attack you?

[Caller/Guest]

Basically, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what age were you and it

[Caller/Guest]

say it was great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, what? What age were you?

[Caller/Guest]

45.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how old are you now?

[Caller/Guest]

68.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, one thing I'm noticing is these older gentlemen, they have a lasting impression of this moment.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Who would forget that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, congratulations, Brian. I'm glad that you got your 20 and a go around in the bed of your truck. 20 contractor markup. Did she pay on time?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. I'm believing these stories. I do too. She's ugly. We'll be right back My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars the radio for America's best car buyer. Garbage. Give me the VIN.com.

[Caller/Guest]

Mama, this Charlotte is a dream. Yeah, I'm worth more.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm worth more.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

You bet I'm worth more.

[Podbean Announcer]

We completely [e-mail] you are worth more and your car's worth more. And we want to pay more for good cars that give me the vin because they are worth more and so are you. And remember, if we don't beat a deal from Carvana or Carmax, we'll pay you 100 bucks for top price, trust, and ease of transaction. Give me the vin.com America's Best Car buyer.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Show Announcer/Promos]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, America's largest weekend morning Show. Call in 800-800-RATIO and check. Check out the [e-mail]

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning, everybody. 8008-0072-3480-0800-RATIO. So Trump got shot at? No, he didn't get shot at. The guy just started shooting. He didn't shoot at Trump.

[Caller/Guest]

Correct.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

He didn't get that far.

[John Clay Wolf]

Canceled the correspondence dinner the other night.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Everybody got up and got out. Yeah, we had some audio. Basically, what Trump had to say afterwards got number one.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was very unexpected, incredibly acted upon by Secret service and law enforcement. And this was an event dedicated to freedom of speech that was supposed to bring together members of both parties with members of the press. And in a certain way, it did. Just unified. I saw a room that was just totally unified. It was in one way very beautiful. A very beautiful thing to see. A man charged a security checkpoint armed with multiple weapons.

[Caller/Guest]

And he was taken down by some

[John Clay Wolf]

very brave members of Secret Service. And they acted very quickly.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

The violence of this thug that attacked

[John Clay Wolf]

our constitution and also showing how quickly Secret service and law enforcement acted on our country's behalf, really did a great job. One officer was shot, but saved by the fact that he was wearing a. Obviously a very good bulletproof vest. He was shot from very close distance with a very powerful gun, and the vest did the job. I just spoke to the officer and he's doing great. He's great shape, huh?

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Did you see the video? The guy running through the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he, you know, if he had a ball and I don't care what line, he would have been good for three yards. Three yards. I mean, if you have a running back coming up the middle like that with that much energy, he's going to get three yards of carry.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

That was a crazy day. You know he checked into that hotel like days before that.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Yep.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Waiting for it.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

He had the gun set aside and. Well, there's a lot of weird stuff that went on there. The canine dog. That's what I. Yeah, the canine dog sniffed him out. He walks into that side room, the dog goes, hey, what is that? And the handler pulls the dog back.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

That's the part right there. You if a dog. German shepherds. That's what if they. That's how they say, hey, something's going on here. Grab your attention, pay attention. What's going on? And he didn't do it now.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

And he goes streaking through there. But how many yards outside of the actual ballroom?

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

He was.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

He was really.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

No, he was nowhere close.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, do you think the gal from JP Morgan that's getting all this press is going to sue J.P. morgan just because.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Why would she sue J.P. morgan?

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

I bet you she's got a lot of more applicants right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a lot of memes out there talking about the applications of JP Morgan after the sexual assault claims. But you know that she's embarrassed and you know that she's going to claim it's ruined her life and she needs to blame someone. The guy that did it doesn't have any money.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how could JP Morgan get sued over this? I guarantee, just always on.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That some. She's gonna get some JP Morgan money somehow.

[Caller/Guest]

Good.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They didn't do anything.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

They didn't do anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's gonna get.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

If she wants to keep her job. She won't. I mean, she's a. She's a high up executive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, so they say. And. And. Yeah, but she'll. She'll get to keep her just. They'll make a deal on the side. Yep. Yep.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. I. I wish I could bet you on it, but I bet it's not published.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

No, it will not be published. That's just the whole thing is because think about. We were talking about the president getting shot.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did we get back to sex cares about that?

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

I don't know. The president of the free world getting shot at.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, this is a week old story now. So we're just kind of like. We've all heard it.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

All right, so. Well, so is the sexual harassment thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's about 72 hours, three hours.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

It's still fresh.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's covered a lot more ground than that. The president didn't get shot.

[Caller/Guest]

Shot.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

And he got shot. Well, that's right. Somebody attempted.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is odd if you watch the tapes, is that they got Vance out of there immediately and Trump sat there for a long time.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a reason. There's a lot of conspiracy theories.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

It was an odd scene.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

That's because different people are assigned to different people. One guy just reacted quicker. That's the only reason.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Here's one thing for sure, though. He did come out and do a press conference that night.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

That night.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

How many. How many executives have you seen do that? That after an attempt?

[John Clay Wolf]

One thing's for sure. He got his ballroom funded.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Yeah. You think?

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

You may be right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe there's conspiracy about that.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Reason it happened was so we could get his ballroom funded. No, first of all, he didn't need that.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

There's a photo of him watching while all this go down in the background. What about that, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

what?

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Yeah, well, he's behind the curtain. They already escorted him out. Trump is, like, looking over the table. No, no. When they already took him off, off, he stayed back, turned back around, and just watching over everything. I mean, I.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, whatever.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

And there was also a guy just sitting down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see the video?

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Oh, that's the best one.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

That's the best one.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

You see the ladies just lean back, man, relax. And just eating his shrimp.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the lady stealing the wine.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Stealing the wine. That's so great.

[John Clay Wolf]

I came this far. I got all dotted up. I'm gonna get something out of it. She takes wine, trying to hide.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

She reaches over. I'm taking that.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Cabernet's coming with me.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

That was greatness.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

I mean, if you're leaving, why not?

[John Clay Wolf]

What else you got?

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

I bought this expensive dress. Speaking of California, we're in California right now with the show. Here's video. By the way, this is some of my favorite video of the week. Three California residents have been sentenced to jail this week for involvement in $141,000 insurance fraud scheme. Operation Bear Claw. They dressed this guy up in a bear costume and apparently went into a Rolls Royce and two Mercedes Benz and did some damage to them. Was all fake, obviously. It's a guy in a bear suit. Cut number six, Mike caught on camera,

[John Clay Wolf]

it looks like a giant bear ransacking. And here, a massive beast appears to tear apart a Mercedes.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Now a ferocious bear seems to be

[John Clay Wolf]

at it again, ripping into another Mercedes. How could a bear target three cars on the same property in Lake Arrowhead, California? Turns out it's alleged to be a giant hoax. Authorities say it was actually a human wearing a bear costume using sharp metal like Claws to scratch up the interior of the cars. And then that fraudulent insurance claim was turned in to pull off a $141,000 insurance fraud claim.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Great.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

And they got busted.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

They got busted.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

I think they have to do weekend time now or something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

But look at the guy that did it. Yeah, yeah. They're from Turkey, California.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Weekend incarceration.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Oh, that's so funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

They actually took the suit and put somebody in it just to see what it looked like.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's so bad. It's so bad. We have a little insurance. No fraud. Actually, it's difficult the other direction. I mean, we'll see how it works out. But we, we. Give me the vin. Got hit with hail on Sunday night.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had 800 cars hit. My, my worst nightmare actually happened when it would have been worse if it had been Tuesday night before the auction. That's when we have the most cars concentrated in one spot. But Saturday night, so 2am Sunday morning, we got hit hard and we have 800 cars damaged. And our video. I called the guys Monday morning because we. We do these videos every week and they're really catching on. Long form videos on YouTube.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're. They go up noon central. And I called the guys Monday morning because we didn't have a video for this week. So I have to like come up with a buy or something somewhere and go travel and buy some. Normally we have one in the bank, but we didn't. We were out of material. So I said, well, unfortunately, guys, we've got some material. Y' all go ahead and go out to the auction and start getting B roll. He's like, what happened? So we videoed the whole thing and the insurance adjuster coming in. My negotiations with the insurance adjuster in the comments and the damage on the cars. But the interesting thing is the insurance adjuster was not an insurance adjuster.

[Caller/Guest]

Huh?

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Was he?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a hailman. That was referred to by a guy that knows the insurance company and they're doing a good job. I don't want to knock on them, but I did not like the way that they presented themselves to me as being from the insurance company.

[Caller/Guest]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then the guy I was talking to that was the real insurance adjuster was not the insurance adjuster. He was another guy that knows a guy at the insurance company. And then we get to talking and he's the guy that Radio Sean works for.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Really?

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he's the guy when that, when that recon shop went down, he took it over and he's like, yeah, we do your business, we do your work. He's one of our vendors. I'm like, wait, I'm going to negotiate a multi million dollar hail claim with you.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

So they're trying to. It's like a money grab kind of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

For them, it's just a lead. It's a lead. I understand the insurance company needs people to process this stuff for them, but they needed to tell me, yeah, hey, dude, your insurance company called me and I'm a vendor of yours. I just, I would have felt better about negotiating with people I knew really where they were in the food church.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

You start off the conversation like that, hey, full disclosure. Right here's who I am. Right here's where I'm coming from.

[John Clay Wolf]

I called my insurance company bitching about it. That later that night, when I figured it all out, there's like, we've heard this before. I said, well, it's you. When. When these people show up in a crisis, a disaster, they need to front themselves out and let the policyholder know where they really are in the food chain.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because in reality, the insurance adjuster who's the hailman, is not even working for the insurance company. He's working for me because our deductible is 2500 a car.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Oh, geez.

[John Clay Wolf]

So everything I agree to do with him is really just me paying him.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

I was gonna say that's money in his pocket.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I mean, they have a lot of expenses. Oh, absolutely. And you'll see it all in the video. And they did a great job of putting together the troops from Orlando and getting 40 people up here immediately. And I mean, it's a big job. There's a big operation. It's like a trauma center.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Huge.

[John Clay Wolf]

But anyway, if you like, if you learn something about insurance and hail, go to John Clay Wolf on YouTube today at noon. And I don't know how this video might be an hour long. It might be 30 minutes. The guy's been busting their ass to get it edited. Yeah, I don't know how long they got, but it's pretty good. All right, we'll be back in just a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars, the radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com.

[Show Announcer/Promos]

From the wolf radio studios. It's time for the John Clay wolf Show, presented by givemetheven.com call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. If you missed any of the show, go to jcwshow.com right now and download the podcast. This is the largest morning show in America. The John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Elcon, Nevada. What's on your mind? Not much. It's good talking to you this morning. 702 area code. Yeah, I'm talking to you.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, good morning. I'm calling a while back, you were talking about the podcast Diary of. What is that? CEO. And on that, there was this doctor called Daniels or David Sinclair. Okay. So I thought about him because they're doing research on blind people and they're doing test trials right now. So I thought about Darien, the blind guy. So hopefully if he's listening and he can get in touch with that guy, you know, something can happen. He may get a fight back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you like that, that podcast? Yeah, it's pretty good.

[Caller/Guest]

It's pretty decent.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's stretching a little bit now that he's gotten famous. He's kind of running out of shock. Have you noticed that?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. Yeah, but, you know, that's hard to do to produce good material that often. I mean, I'm just telling you, we sit down here, I mean, listen to us. We just kick the can and shoot bs, which is. It's still hard to do. We still have to be prepared. But those damn videos that we do every week that we put up at noon on our YouTube channel, that takes a lot of work. It's a lot.

[Caller/Guest]

That's true. Very true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you for calling.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Thank you for being a listener that he's concerned about. Another listener.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Darian.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pittsburgh. Yep.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

That's cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a. There's a society, a culture that this show has created of fans, and it's on our YouTube channel. And if you go there right now, if you go to jcwshow.com and click the live button, it'll open it up and you'll see on the side all these people that have become friends and they're chatting with each other. It's pretty interesting. It's like old people doing Twitch.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

And then there's sometimes drama, too. You'll see the drama happening while it's going on.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's 837 people on there right now. Good morning, Wolf packers, and we love you guys.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Past them, past a milestone this week. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I passed the Gallstone subscribers, didn't you? Oh, no. Oh, the hundred thousand.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Yeah, 100,000, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

We did that a while back. Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Okay.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Keep an update.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Thanks for being on the video. Yeah. But I mean, that was. That. That happened like four months ago. I think we're at 170,000 now or something.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

I'm a little slow. Or I'm ahead. I'm ahead of the Walnut Springs Motorcycle Rally that's coming up. That's in October, actually. Brought to us by Armadillo, Harley Davidson, Law Tigers. There's a bunch of people here that are sponsors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Bloodline custom cycles, 8:30, custom Providence cycle works. Tons of people. Lucky seven, Whoville speed and Custom Strokers. Dallas, we love them. Yeah, they're all going to be involved. This is coming up October. This 22nd, 23rd and 24th.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call Glen Rose, Texas now. The nearest hotel rooms are there. And book them. Just giving you a heads up now. Book them.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

But this is organized. It's got events for each day. Did you get somebody that actually knew what they're doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I did. This is crazy. Isn't it amazing.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Another style it'd be. Needs to stop.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now there is another one happening. This like in two weeks out here.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's called the Texas Rattlesnake Rally. And it was the guy that I was doing it with. And those people, the top people that you just mentioned.

[Caller/Guest]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Said that they weren't going to do this big one if he was in charge because the organization was not strong enough. Okay. So we hired Danielle, formed a 513C and there's a whole board and Harley and Law Tigers doing it. Right? Yeah. The big one. And he got. And I said, dude, Brandon, you can have the campground. The campgrounds where all the money's made anyway. Sure. And you do that. He's like, I'm not working for her. I'm like, well, you're gonna have to, because the people that are sponsoring this aren't going to do it if you're in charge. Screw y'. All. I'm doing my own. All right. Okay, cool. So bring more people to town in two weeks. There's a baby rally coming. And you know, that's fine. I mean, the more the barrier.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Well, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not mad mad. I'm a little mad at him because he got into the city council and stole our dates. Our date was supposed to be this weekend.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they thought that he was talking on behalf of us.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he got the thing secured. So this was supposed to be.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

So we think it was part of your.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we had to kick it all the way to October.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Okay.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

October's a good day. That's good temperatures, right? Especially in Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good temperature right now is 40 degrees outside this morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

It was a little. A little nippy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. A little Bit. It's May.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

What's it doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Being that cold Just is what it is, dog. What else you got?

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

We got the. Well, you know, we have a wolf pack. The people that join [e-mail] they call themselves the wolf pack. Well, here's a story about an unsupervised toddler that was actually injured by a wolf pack over the weekend. This is at Zoo America. After crawling into a restricted area. Luckily, the injuries were minor of this child. But you want to say where were the parents in this deal? How did your kid get away and hang out with wolf? Here's a legal expert, Carolyn Poliski, talking about the kind of trouble the parents can get in for letting their kids run around with the wolf pack. Cut 7.

[Podbean Announcer]

Parents are not off the hook when it comes to closely monitoring their children in spaces of this nature.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

It's a misdemeanor.

[Podbean Announcer]

They're looking at the potential for up to five years in prison and a $10,000 fine.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Stay away from the wolf pack. And what's really strange about this story. Yes, we have the wolf in no way.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna go to the restroom.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Don't go to the restroom.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

This is dangerous to have a wolf in the studio.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

I know. While we. We've got him, we've got him trained.

[John Clay Wolf]

And let's have him tear up some car swing. Follow some instruments.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Hello, gentlemen. I'm very happy to see you. Don't worry, I'm not dangerous.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Not dangerous.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

See now I'm a good wolf.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

I told you guys he was trained.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

My name is Yosef Von Mickelson.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Yosef Von Mickelson.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

I'm the zoo wolf who had the aforementioned altercation with the little child toddler that came in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, boy.

[Caller/Guest]

Did you.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

He didn't get hurt though.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

First of all, and I'm speaking in full disclosure because I personally have no guilt in this matter.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

You didn't do it.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

In fact, it was not I who tried to nip the little child. It was he who wandered over and stuck his nasty little hand in my mouth.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Oh, no.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

I'll remind you as well, my friend.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

What's that?

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Everybody in Pennsylvania knows no self respecting wolf would bite a human child because human toddlers are without question disgusting, disease riddled, and oftentimes quite frankly, unattractive.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Unattractive.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

However, his little hand did have a distant aftertaste of an all beef ballpark Frank.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Pepsi Cola.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Very specific.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

And cotton candy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cotton candy.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

All of which are kosher.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got you.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

So the experience was still a blessing.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

A blessing all the way around.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

My attorney, Manny Floyd, who runs the practice in Phoenix and was recommended by my dear third cousin Wiley, insists that with good behavior, I'll be moved back into general population in time for Rosh hashanah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Mr. Wolf. Mr. Jewish Wolf. Signed, Adam. Carolla, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

How are you, Jim?

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Been.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. It's been a while. I, I got a big kick out of you and Megan Kelly's discussion over the sexual predator J.P. morgan. That was really good. She's good. She. She read that so well. I play it when I'm going to sleep.

[Caller/Guest]

She did. I didn't. I had never heard of the story before she brought it up. I had no idea what, what that whole story was. I guess it was raking in kind of real time, but I've not seen it anywhere. So I was just listening to it as she went and she went through it, and I was, I was, I thought there was something there. I, I, it was so specific that I thought, how can this guy be making this up? It's too specific. But. But I was wrong. I guess the whole thing was a ruse. I think she now thinks. Thinks they had some kind of liaison.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. But you know the poor gal, that her face is all over the world now with this sexual predator marking. I mean, who's she gonna sue? Because she's gonna want to sue somebody. J.P. morgan didn't do anything, but they've got the money, so how do you think this shakes out for her? She ain't gonna take this laying down. No pun.

[Caller/Guest]

Lying down. That's funny. You know, you're right. J.P. morgan's got the deep pockets, but they didn't do anything. But I predict she still goes after J.P. morgan.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do, too. I do, too. But, I mean, I hope it's all real. It was great.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was amazing is what it was.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Pretty amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever been sexually assaulted like that? From a female?

[Caller/Guest]

No, no, not like that. I've definitely had people who were drunk. I mean, I, you know, I was on MTV for a while. I was on TV for a long time. You know, TV for a long time. There will be drunk women kind of coming at you a little bit. I have. It has happened. But no, not like.

[John Clay Wolf]

But how did you react? Because I know you, and it sounds like, if it's any. MTV's Premarital Days. And did you just pick the best looking ones? Because you didn't turn that down.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, sometimes I did. And Sometimes I didn't. But it was pretty easy pickings back then. I was on tv. I mean, that's what, that's why you try to get on on tv.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because we, we've discussed the, the lack of, the poor payment practices of MTV back in the day. And I didn't even think to bring this up. So there was subsidiary compensation.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I was on. I'll put it to you this way back in the day, strip clubs used to just leave their TVs on MTV because no one could. What, you don't want to watch CNN at all? Strip club? And there's no sound, right? Because they're, you know, they're just pumping cherry pie, you know, the whole time. So nobody's. So they'd have, they'd have the TVs on, but they would put it on MTV and just turn the sound down. People see, you know, Billy, I know videos while listening to whatever, while drinking and, But I had a show that ran on MTV every night for an hour between 11 and 30 and 12:30. So I just come walking in at 11:30 and I'd be on all the TV sets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow, this is a good story. I'm glad I asked. So you were strip club famous in a big way. This is good.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, it's a lot. Yeah, it's just, it's easier if you're on tv. So. But you know, honestly, I. Yes, there were incidents where there were women who I did not want to be involved with and I felt bad. Like, I felt embarrassed because for a woman, you're really putting yourself out there and you're kind of humiliating yourself. And, you know, it felt weird saying no because I, I didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was the part you're not used to saying no.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, no, they're not used to hearing no. Like, as a dude, you've heard no, and we're comfortable with it and we get it. Like, you know, Jehovah's Witness going door to door. Better get used to know. It's part of the business, you know. But as a woman, you're not used to know. And that's why I always felt bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm glad to hear that. You have a lot of empathy. I, I, you know what? I didn't, I couldn't make it to California for that Jay Leno thing. And I did the pre roll, I did a video on it. Did you? I didn't hear what it sold for. And thanks for hooking me up with that. I don't even know if you know what I'm Talking about the. The deal where I'm going to do the show from Leno's garage. And they auctioned it off at the cancer thing last weekend.

[Caller/Guest]

No, I did another thing, another charity thing with Jay Leno's garage a few. Couple of months ago, but I don't know what this one was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I think August said that you did this last year and y' all put me up to do it this year. And they auction off the deal at Jay Leno's garage with Jay and myself. And I think yours brought 25,000 last year. And really where I was going was this. I just wondered if mine brought more than yours at the auction.

[Caller/Guest]

Really? What you got?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. This was asking you. You don't know. We need to find out because. Because if mine brought more than yours and I might be strip club famous. Okay, we gotta go to break. You remember how this works on live. I'm two minutes over, so. So we're gonna. I've got to hit the switch and let's get together.

[Caller/Guest]

I gotta fly. John. I can just check in. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Good talking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, man. Bye. My name is John Claywolf. That was Adam Carolla. And we're coming back with the lightning round. 8008-1772-3480-0800-7234. 800, 800 radio. Year, make, model, miles, average, average. Rough or clean.

[Caller/Guest]

Be right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm worth a lot more.

[Podbean Announcer]

I'm worth a lot more.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

I'm worth more.

[Podbean Announcer]

You know what? You're right. At givemethevin.com, you are worth more and your car's worth more. And we want to pay more at give me the vin. Because good cars are worth more and so are you. For top price, trust and ease of transaction. Give me the vin.com, america's best car buyer. And remember, if we don't beat a deal from Carvana or Carmax, we'll pay you 100 bucks.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin.

[Show Announcer/Promos]

The John Clay Wolf Show. Hey, the John Clay Wolf show has what you need. Go to jcwshow.com for the fastest growing podcast in the US the John Clay Wolf Show. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by GiveMe the Vid.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Colorado. What have you got?

[Caller/Guest]

I got a 74 Chevy Nova SS. It's got a six cylinder in it. It's kind of a rare car. You know, they only made theoretically 160,000 of them that year. Six cylinder?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

And it's got a rebuilt transmission.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it sounds so sexy.

[Caller/Guest]

Now.

[John Clay Wolf]

You said it's an SS6 cylinder. I hear you're correct.

[Caller/Guest]

Yep, yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a real thing.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, yeah, I've got the original title for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long. How long have you had it?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, the guy I got it from, he was going through a McDonald's anyway, and I said, nice car. You want to sell it? He did, sure. Old couple. Remember when they used to stamp them? The notary had to stamp them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got the original title in the whole works. It's got new interior, new front bucket seats, you know, new rear seat, new carpet. And the outside, the straight is narrow. It just, you know, the paint is painted after all these years.

[John Clay Wolf]

But so it needs paint. That's what we call that. Sounds like, I mean, you know that car's not worth much, right?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I don't really know what it's worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you gave him two grand, right?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. No. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd you give him?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I gave $5,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I wasn't that far off. And I think that's about what it's worth. I mean, the six cylinder just whacks it out. What would you take for it?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I don't really. I don't really know. I was just wondering.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would probably where you like. You're in Colorado, is that right? You're in Denver area. I'd probably give you, you know, I just need to see pictures. This paint is the thing because the paint will cost more than the car to do. The paint cost more than the car. So it's totaled in that regard because even freshly painted, it's not going to bring 10. So, yeah, I'd probably give your money back, but I don't know, I just need it. I need to see the paint. Okay, so go to givemetheven.com Go to givemetheven.com and load it up, take some pictures and shoot it in there and tell them you call on the info box, say I called in, talk to John on the radio and he wants to see the paint. Let's take a look at the paint.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay. All right, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks for calling.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dallas, Texas, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Hello, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Hey.

[Caller/Guest]

Got a 19ct6, black wing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, how many miles?

[Caller/Guest]

32.

[John Clay Wolf]

Color.

[Caller/Guest]

What do they call it? Nor gray. Looks black, but it's a metallic gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Two door, four door. Back then in 19, did they have a two door?

[Caller/Guest]

No, they only made, I guess I heard 8. 875. This is the V, but it's the, it doesn't say V. It's got the luxury, the screens and all that. So you lose 50, 50 horsepower from 550 to 500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? I thought the black, I thought the black wings were the highest horsepower.

[Caller/Guest]

They are. What's the V engine? It's the same as the V engine, but when you put the screens in it and all the luxury that the V doesn't have, it takes away 50 horsepower.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Miles are in the 30s. Miles are in the 30s.

[Caller/Guest]

It's been garaged. When I bought it, I noticed it said a year it had water spots on it. So they sent it out, put a 10 year ceramic on it. So kept it garage. It's perfect. No chips on the wheels or anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking I want to buy it. I want to hit you. Right. But I don't want to hurt myself. So I'm thinking I'll take some time

[Caller/Guest]

and upload it for you if you want me to.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking, I know I'm good at 45. I'm wanting to say 50, but I think I'm hurting myself at 50. What do you think?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I'll be honest with you. They only offered me 44 and that was going to be, you know, I buy all my cars at school. They offered me 44.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm, I'm solid as a rock at 45 and I think I've got a little give in me. So go to givemetheven.com and just put in the info thing. John bid me at 45 on the radio, but I want a little bit more. And we'll just, we'll discuss it off the air. And thanks for calling.

[Caller/Guest]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. 800-800-723-4. My name is John Clay Wolf. This segment is brought to you by America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com be right back.

[Show Announcer/Promos]

Broadcasting on air online, anywhere, anywhere you are with a smartphone and an Internet connection. Check out the podcast jcwshow.com or john claywolf.com

[Caller/Guest]

how much for order of ribs? 250.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many ribs do I get with that?

[Caller/Guest]

5. 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I guess that's about 50 cents a rib, huh?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, about. Let me get one right on. What?

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

All the ribs.

[Caller/Guest]

N N One rib.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

One rib.

[John Clay Wolf]

I sure am hungry.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

One rib. What else?

[John Clay Wolf]

Y soda, $1.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, come on now. Look out for a brother, man. Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pulling him a hand for a dime.

[Show Announcer/Promos]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, the number one weekend morning show in America, broadcasting on air online anywhere, anywhere you are with a smartphone and an Internet connection. Check out the podcast jcwshow.com. this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I am not strip club famous. Corolla's manager just texted me in that my auction with leno only brought 10,000. Adams brought 25 the year before. I know it. Damn it. I was really wanting some bragging rights.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

That's a fantastic contribution though, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doing a.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Doing a good thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. You know, but I'm a. I'm a racer, I'm a competitor, I'm a fighter.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Be number one.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't like being beat. Yeah. By guys that talk about,

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

I wasn't going to do it, man, I could

[John Clay Wolf]

do it pretty good.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Adam's. Adam. Well, you know John. You know, John, there's, you know, I was a carpenter. Don't tell us.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

A lot of his videos are about carpentry and walking around Home Depot.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

It's a passion of his.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is indeed. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What else do we have in the news?

[Show Announcer/Promos]

We have.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Have you seen the mic? Well, newsworthy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

The Michael Jackson movie. People are asking, is the chimp Bubbles in the new movie? The answer is yes. Here's Eddie Murphy actually telling Jerry Seinfeld all about Michael's monkey got number two.

[Caller/Guest]

Michael Jackson had his chimps go to his house.

[John Clay Wolf]

That Bubbles chimp when he got a certain age.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. You couldn't with Bubbles.

[John Clay Wolf]

He had Bubbles in the cage. Don't go over there. Eddie.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Do you go to his house?

[Caller/Guest]

A few times.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then the chimp would be, ah, going crazy.

[Caller/Guest]

Is that bubble? They said yes. Don't go near the cage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? I thought Bubbles was. Don't go over there. Hal in LA. What's going on?

[Caller/Guest]

Hey. I have a 76 Ford Thunderbird sitting in a garage. My uncle passed away years ago. 50 or been sitting there for 8, 000 miles on it. Sitting in the garage for the last 50 years. Jay Green was driven 12 years ago for about an hour and that's been sitting there forever. What's something like that worth?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's A what year?

[Caller/Guest]

76 Ford Thunderbird. Last year they made the big ones.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller/Guest]

Jade Green. All original.

[John Clay Wolf]

Less than 8,000 others, probably five grand.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay. Something you'd want to buy? Yeah. I'll buy it or not.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but the last one I bought was a. Not Bill Blass, but there was a Jack Nicholson. There was some kind of edition.

[Caller/Guest]

Could be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And I gave seven for that one. And I really thought that I'd done something good. And it. I mean, it made like a dollar, but it didn't do anything. It kind of just washed. So I'm back in yours up. And that was five years ago. So I'm back in yours up. Two grand. Because it's not the special edition. And. But then. And just gambling. I mean, if you want to gamble, I'll gamble. You don't partner it from five grand.

[Caller/Guest]

Let me find out what.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, if it loses money, if we partner deal and we lose money, you got to pay half the loss or I pay. I'll pay half the gain. And I do do it with people out of fun. Fun. Okay, so let's.

[Caller/Guest]

Let me find a VIN number and I'll shoot it to you guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, go to givemetheven.com.

[Caller/Guest]

i'll do. Hey, thanks. Enjoy your show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have a great day. All right. It wasn't Bill Blast. It was something else. Oh, it's time for mail from jail.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Johnny Cash edition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he have a car?

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

He should have had a car out there. Johnny Cash. You would think, right?

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Did he had one. Johnny got one dealer. One piece of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Oh, God.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Didn't cost me a dime.

[John Clay Wolf]

Johnny, where are your cars? I've never bought any of your cars.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Well, I can't. I can't have them up here. Yeah, it just. I can, but it just costs so much to ship. I'm telling you, man, that old. Saw about that. One piece at a time car.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Cadillac.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Oh, boy, I wish I had it.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

There you go.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

That'd be nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

I ever get down there, I'm gonna see if it's still around down there.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Around Nashville. Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. John, this week's mail from jail entry reads, hey, jcw, Help, please. I'm ready to be out of penitentiary and get back to the free world. People in here crazier than Bobbo. After a half a gram and a bottle of Jack Daniels, I woke. I woke up Saturday morning. Turn on your show and I get a few hours closer to my release date. So thank you guys for that. I grew up in Albuquerque, New Mexico. I've seen my fair share of crazy meth heads. But these jailbirds are a different kind of deranged. I've had to dodge bodily fluids from the day I stepped foot in here. Before this stint, I would smoke a Shard of meth covered in motor oil and cat hair if it'd get me high. But now I'm a straight up germaphobe. Two weeks ago, a guy in here got in a five. Used his own fecal matter to retaliate after losing by loading it into what looked like a boxer band slingshot. Shoot it at this guy's face and all over the unit. Unfortunately, I caught some shrapnel and wound up with convict Dookie on my chin and my forearms. I've never been more disgusted. I hate this place. That son of a bitch got transferred to another jail. But. But please read this on there. Let Daryl Grayson know that he's a sick, gross, dookie flinging monkey. And if I see him on the outside, I'm level to be right back in here. But I am trying to be good. This is no place for a man like me. But I'm glad at least I have y' all to hang around with. Keep dropping that good stuff and I'll be tuning in your friend. Steve Carew, Allegheny County Jail, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Partner, if you got mail from jail, just send it on down the line to us here at P.O. box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. Our zip code is 76147. We've never had that much dookie in one of these stories.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

I want a T shirt. This is convict dookie.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

I'm not proud or tired.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Johnny. Hey, real quick, we've got to go, but when we come back, I want to talk to Rush Limbaugh. Thinking of deceased voices about the shooting last weekend. I bet he's got something to say. We haven't heard from Russia a while. My name is John Clay Wolf. We'll be right back with excellence in broadcasting, Rush Limbaugh, right here on the John Clay Wolf show.

[Show Announcer/Promos]

Broadcasting coast to coast. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit up the website for podcasts, merch and how to contact the crew. Oh, and while you're giving him the

[John Clay Wolf]

finger, give him the vin.

[Show Announcer/Promos]

The John Clay Wolf show, broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning, everybody. Video goes up at noon on the John Clay Wolf YouTube channel. It's gonna be hail, hail storm that hit us last week. And going through the insurance and the damage of the cars and the getting the dents pulled sounds boring, but it was kind of dramatic, to tell you the truth.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

I'll say. There's. I'm kind of trying to leave you alone with dealing with that, because there's a lot. And I can't imagine the stress that you were under and seeing it on video. That's going to be. It'll be interesting.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And everybody's pissed off and all the buyers and they think that I, you know, it really got me. And I don't know if it was coming across on the call. No, it did for me.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Oh. I was, I was mad that I was really thinking that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was really offended. Yeah. By what? One of the buyers was claiming that. That I had some secret insurance and I was going to. Because we're going to take losses on. On these cars.

[Caller/Guest]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the guys that buy with me, 50. 50 are on hook for half the deductible. I know John's got a max deductible, and I know he's going to pocket all the money. I'm like, hang on here, cowboy.

[Caller/Guest]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

We pay 700,000 a year for this insurance. You pay none of it, first of all. So if I wanted to do that to offset what I pay for insurance, that would be fine, but I'm not doing that right. And I sent him a copy of the policy and said, you know, you figure it out. You help me do this better, because everybody's telling me I'm doing it wrong. But whenever there's a crisis like that, you know, it's expensive.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Yeah. How many cars?

[John Clay Wolf]

800.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

800 cars got hit by significant hail.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And it's just tough, man. I mean, what do you do? You. You can't. What's interesting, like Porsche GT3s and stuff that are carbon fiber. Not a nothing. You'll see a Bentley sitting there all beat, beat up. And then a port, a carbon fiber portion next to it with not packed nothing.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

How do Teslas stand up?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the cyber trucks stand up very well. Not a peck. Nothing. And then the, the Chinese, the Asian cars take it worse because they're not as big and strong.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm serious.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

We believe you. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The weather, the skin is thinner.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the hail shows up, it's more penetrative. And I think they might use a cheaper glass over there in Asia because the glass damage was mainly on the, on the Asian stuff.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the Subarus, Maybe the Subarus. Maybe those Australians are getting their windshields from China. Why are Asians little? I don't know. All right, Rush Limbaugh, tell us. Give us a quick, quick hit and your. Your thoughts of the shooting at the correspondence dinner the other night. Good to hear from you, by the way. Haven't seen a long time, John. Yep.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

I'm glad you asked me about it. First of all, thank the good Lord no one got. Got fatally injured in that deal. But, you know, it's a really. It's a different time now. When I used to. Hanging around with my friends in the 80s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Very early 90s. Used to hang around with Ted Nugent.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Did you?

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

The rock star, Sam Kenison.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Yeah.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Who was really loud. And I got. But Latoya Jackson.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

What?

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Who used to bring her snake around a lot. And we used to. We used to shoot up our places all the time.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Guns.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

No one ever got hurt.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Hunter Thompson came over once and he. He didn't get along. And apparently. I think this is probably one of his. His deep secrets.

[Caller/Guest]

Right.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Didn't like snakes.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Didn't like snakes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Yeah, latoya always brought the snake.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Okay.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Always brought this. Ted Nugent had a ball with that snake. I bet Sam Kinison would get high and just yell at the snake. Those were good times. And the Hilton. Dig this.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

What?

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

This is inside information. When you've been around Washington, D.C. like you have our nation's capital as many times and for as many years as I did, that's kind of what the Hilton's for.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Caller/Guest]

You'll riot.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Hilton? No, we used to shoot the place up all the time.

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

On late Sunday evenings when no one was around.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

I don't believe this.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

The. Listen, the Hilton beats the Watergate for pure fan fantasy violence 100 to 1. And we had a good time. Glad nobody got hurt.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Nobody got hurt.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

The. The snake did lose a little bit of tail once. Ted Nugent likes that automatic.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Okay, thank you.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

So you heard it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did he just say?

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Washington secrets.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

John. I could tell you, but it would take way too long.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

From the power of the gold microphone.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Thank you, Rush.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Excellence on lo.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think Rush might be back on the.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

From God.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

They may have some special stuff in heaven where he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was it? Was it Oxy's?

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Oxyconexican?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

He's talking about party scenes.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Party scenes, snakes, guns.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what he remembers.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

You asked them to come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did ask him. Oh, my God. 800-800-7234. 800, 8. 800 radio.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

We can go with you. Just lost a listener. Or we.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love Jeopardy. I love. Now we don't have time for Jeopardy. Okay. I love you. Just lost a listener. Sure.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

This is one we got this week.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

You just lost a listener.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

From Anaheim, California, this is Charlie Moran. He says, dear John, you can't quit radio. I quit you. How about that, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

I quit you.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

You're gonna screw around and I'm gonna be stuck listening to the same old morning shows on my shop radio again. Damn it. Right after I find this show. And you guys are the best. I can't hook up no dang widescreen TV in this hole. All I got is my radio. Don't leave or I'll leave you. Charlie Moran.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

You just lost a listener.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bye. My wife is actually trying to talk me out of it as well.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Yeah.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know, I mean, think about it from her perspective. She wants you out of the house, right Night.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I leave on Friday, I'm gone. I stay here by myself on Friday night. I'm. I'm preoccupied until 12, and then I sleep after this. So she's got a vacation every week.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

That's true. I could see that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. She's pretty good hands. I'm being sarcastic.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

She's a pretty good hand.

[John Clay Wolf]

She does things.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Good hand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gloss over what he just said.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Come on, you're getting him in trouble now, right? That's not what he meant.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's. She's a good girl.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

Oh, I'm with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, she says, I'm gonna. I'm gonna miss it too much. And I. I shouldn't. And we have so many listeners out there.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

I think you are.

[John Clay Wolf]

That I'm doing them an injustice. And this thing has finally just gotten to the level that I was working. We were working towards for 20 years with the added of the YouTube and all this stuff.

[Caller/Guest]

Stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

True.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

And it's like he's got a score. You threw the ball down, you walked off the field.

[John Clay Wolf]

But quitting when you're ahead. There's something to be said for that.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

I would just go to the stream. You go to John JCW show and click on the YouTube stream.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

You'll find something there. So just keep going.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but the difference in live radio and the fact that we have to be here and we start at 8:03 on Saturday morning. If you're doing it streamed, then you will lose the have to in the. You're not as good because you know you're not live and you can edit it. Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

A world.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

There's a world of different live radio and recorded radio. People say, why don't you sit around, record the show and just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boring.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

It's boring. It's not the same.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not even close.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

It's different between A live album and a studio album.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like studio albums.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

I know, but live albums are always more dynamic. There's more interactions, energy. There's just. You're. You're feeding off the audience.

[Co-host/Producer (possibly JD Ryan)]

But I lose your urgency, though, J.D. you lose your urgency if you're not. If you're not live.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

That's exactly correct. Try doing fake commercials, you know, for a. For a client. It's never the same as if you're doing it live on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Never.

[John Clay Wolf]

Steak commercials like Golden Corral.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

No steak. I think he said live commercials.

[John Clay Wolf]

Live commercials.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Like, you try to go into studio and cut a commercial like you're on

[John Clay Wolf]

the air, it's never good. Sucks.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

It sucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever been to Golden Corral?

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Yeah, I have.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's really gotten weird. It's got chocolate fountain and all the refugees eating in the deal. The last time I was at one, and I'm not. I'm not much of a snob.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

I get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sure y' all think I am. No, But I was like, I really don't ever want to come here again.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Nope. Kevin and I went one time, we walked out and went, what the hell were we thinking?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it changed.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

It changed a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

It changed. I mean, it's McDonald's of steakhouses.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, there's, like, kids up there sneezing in the. In the hot sauce, and, you know, you looking down there and trying to dig through the queso and miss a booger. It's tough, man.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Stop. Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Mike or another regular)]

Yeah. That does not sound.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Do not go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, that was not nice. I'm being sarcastic. I'm not. That is not true.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Just radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm trying to be funny.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Kind of.

[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

That'd be funny, but yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Co-host (possibly Graham or another regular)]

And it is one worth it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it is worth it, because I don't take on sponsors unless the product works. And we changed. We tried it out heavily before we started supporting them, all of us. And we're like, this works well, and I'll be proud to endorse them. Go to jcwshow.com if you want to get rid of spam calls and robo calls. Incogni is your hookup. West coast will be back in just a second. Everybody else, the YouTube video starts in a minute. Go to john claywolf.com on YouTube.

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